Mad at the Internet (June 19th, 2026) 2026-06-19

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Unknown_05: Lord save our gracious King Long live our noble King Lord save the King Set him victorious

Unknown_03: And happy Juneteenth to those who celebrate. Also known as Emancipation Day, but emancipation is a difficult word to say, so we just call it Juneteenth and she-eth.

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Unknown_03: This has been a miserable, awful, terrible week. I have intentionally kept my head buried in the sand. I have paid attention to literally nothing, and I've tried to catch up today. In case you're wondering what I was doing instead, I've been playing Victoria 3. I have a very good early game strategy as the United States. I have managed to put all of Latin America into my power block, and I have managed to delay the Civil War until it just stops. So thank you for asking. I've been having a lot of fun not reading the news, not paying attention to anything. And I have just caught up with everything the last week and my day is ruined already and not in a good mood. I'm not happy at all. Um, everything's just fucking miserable and depressing and my site is shitty and I'm sick of fucking reading it. And, um, I'm thinking about what I'm going to do after this stream already. I'm going to be playing Victoria three. I have a different idea of how to industrialize the South this time. And I think I'm going to go for a treaty port in Ching and investment rights. So I can build up the opium farms there.

0:02:13
Unknown_03: As soon as the Panama Canal is done and I have ironclads. So I will be doing that. I will let you know how that goes in the math internet stream.

0:02:44
Unknown_03: No, I will not be streaming it. Sorry.

Unknown_03: For me, myself, and I only, I might post a screenshot of it. But that's the... I don't know, I can't even think. I have like a cloud in my brain, a perpetual haze right now. The worst thing about being an internet personality, I've decided...

Unknown_03: is that you are not awarded agency. Like, you can't just be Josh anymore. You stop being Josh. Josh. You stop being Josh. And you instead become, like, a victim of circumstance. And everything that you think and say is the result of somebody else's perfidious influence on you. And you are never allowed to have an opinion about anything ever without it being some sort of distortion by somebody else. Like...

0:03:17
Unknown_03: if I want the beauty parlor to have certain rules that make it more insular and more protected from, like, drive-by shitters, then that is because of, like, perfidious female influence. If I decide that the Iran War memorandum of understanding is the most embarrassing thing I've ever fucking seen, it's because of Zitter and the Groiper influence on me. Or if I decide that I don't want a bunch of Jewsperging and the fucking Rupert low rape gang thread, that's because of Israel paying me off. And it's like, you know, I wish I had all this fucking influence. I wish all these people were paying me off because then I wouldn't be in so many fucking problems. If I had Israel and Nancy Mace and the Groypers all bankrolling me, fuck, I'd be doing well. That would be like a really good Victoria 3 game if you had all this financial income coming in from all these three different sources so you can build up your own economy. Not me, though. I'm just fucking getting torpedoed by everybody all the fucking time. I have no agency. I can't look at the memorandum of understanding, in case you don't know, in case you're blessed, in case you're fucking blessed, or in case this falls apart within the next week and it's completely outdated information by the time you hear this. In the Iran war, Trump and Iran have signed a memorandum of understanding, which is basically a piece of paper that says at some point they're going to figure all this shit out, but they're going to stop bombing each other in the meantime. And it has on paper something about $300 billion of economic investment to which people will be like, Oh, that's economic investment from the Gulf states. And it's like, I don't give a fuck if it's from the moon. I don't give a fuck if it's from a space time continuum. Like if I decide to give my worst enemy $300 billion and I'm going to pull it out of my fucking ass somehow, I'm going to do a hat trick with like a magician's hat and a wand. And I'm just going to pull $300 billion out of my fucking ass and give it to them. I'm still out $300 billion. But then everyone's like, no, no, no, don't understand. This is just a temporary agreement until the other agreement that's going to happen in 60 days. But there's nothing on it about the uranium. So nothing happened. We didn't accomplish anything. We just got fucking raped. And everyone's like, that's a griper talking point. Motherfucker, I haven't been reading X. You can go read my Twitter timeline. I haven't posted anything.

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Unknown_03: I just said I wasn't reading it. I've been playing Victoria 3 for a week straight. I haven't been reading the fucking news. I just read the Memorandum of Understanding. And I'm like, wow, this is gang rape. This is getting gang raped. This is being raped by Israel and Iran at the same exact time. This is double penetration gang rape. Just like in the UK. Welcome to my podcast. I talk about rape.

0:06:21
Unknown_03: In case you're wondering. This will be a very short YouTube segment. So I'm going to put the QR code up early before I forget. And put the YouTube hand up. I have like a couple random fucking things that I've seen.

Unknown_03: And then I'm having to get off of YouTube early.

Unknown_03: So.

Unknown_03: They're saying it's already flown through. I don't know if that's true. Let's talk about meat. Fourth of July is coming up. You know what that means? It means that the Japanese are watching the United States celebrate and eat meat. And they're thinking, wow, I wish I could celebrate and eat meat. But alas, I'm Japanese. This Japanese man says, I like this photo of American men and meat. Someday I'd like to join this in person. And here we have a picture of white people grilling meat, eating meat.

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Unknown_03: Well, they're not yet eating meat, but they will be at some point. There's even like a deep fat fryer, like in the background. I wonder what they're going to be frying. Probably chicken. What else would you be frying? Chicken.

Unknown_03: You can, you can tell that this is like in the Carolinas or something. There's all these in the US and the, and, um, rural areas there's all these like shriner clubs and uh mason shrines and shit and they build like these little parks that have like outdoor amenities to the community and they always look like this every single one looks exactly like this basically they're gonna be deep frying steak after they cooked it i hope not what a waste here we have a japanese person He says, in Sasebo's dining establishments, it's common to spot U.S. military personnel eating their meals with lively enthusiasm. One day, at a yakiniku restaurant, I came across a group that reached an oddly intense level of excitement just upon seeing the bacon.

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Unknown_03: This is a good representation of our military, I feel like. This is basically a recruitment poster for the American army. Like, you want to go to Japan and have...

Unknown_03: Such amazing enthusiasm about bacon that Japanese people will look on at you with awe and shock and draw pictures of you looking excited. It's a multicultural, cross-ethnic fraternity of meat enjoyers. They even have beer steins.

0:08:47
Unknown_03: I guess they're not proper steins, right? Those are usually ceramic. It's just a mug. Whatever.

Unknown_03: Fun fact, the Japanese symbol for meat is the exact same as the Chinese one. If you wanted to say human flesh, I could draw that, actually. It's just the Japanese and Chinese symbol for a person, it looks like a wishbone. You just draw like a little wishbone. It actually looks exactly like this. The little wishbone here, but bigger. It's a wishbone, and then you do that with two of those. And that's how you say human flesh.

0:09:20
Unknown_03: I know this because there's a Chinese Kiwi Farms. It's really hardcore, though. It's like, it's not like a drama site. It's like for like doxing people and life ruination and shit but it's called the human flesh database and it's like that it's called renro something something database anyways nikita beer chief product at x says they're losing faith in humanity release the wholesome japanese this is the longest time ago this was in march i remember when this happened this is already gone but uh japanese people are jealous of our meeting habits this is pretty This is actually good flag autism right here. We should have forced their flag to look like this after the war.

0:09:57
Unknown_03: We have to reduce the number of stars.

Unknown_03: This would only make sense if it was the other way around. If the United States was conquered by Japan after the war. If you're going to make the Japanese flag look like this, you'd have to reduce the stars to the number of constituents. What do they call them?

Unknown_03: Compartments of Japan?

Unknown_03: Ooh.

0:10:30
Unknown_03: That looks a little bit too rare. I think I like, uh...

Unknown_03: I think I like just medium. Maybe even medium. Not medium well. I like more pink. This is rare, though.

Unknown_03: It's too rare for me. This is German-looking.

Unknown_03: The, uh, bratwurst and kartoffel.

Unknown_03: But then you have the steak. That makes it more American, I guess.

Unknown_03: Japanese man says, All US friends, thank you for your reply. Let's leave complicated topics like politics and borders out.

Unknown_03: I guess he got lots of people like we should keep immigrants out so you can enjoy the steak. Wait a second. This guy disagrees though. X's fix everything button was exhibiting behavior that excluded African India while amplifying Japan. I'm grateful if they press the button for us.

0:11:06
Unknown_03: It's true. I do remember this. It was probably the best that Twitter has ever been. And it was just Japanese people posting about how they hate India. and how they like meat. That was a pretty good time, Chad.

Unknown_03: Is kike a bad word? Shabbos goy cannot say kike for certain. Kike stems from the Greek word kiklos, which means circle. There is a theory, a political theory, called the kiklos, which is about how human civilization itself is a big cycle. We have... Let me actually pull this up.

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Unknown_03: The kiklos...

Unknown_03: I think that's how you say that, right?

Unknown_03: No. I don't know if I spelled it right or something, but it's a theory about how we go through authoritarian into mob rule into democracy back into oligarchy into authoritarianism into mob rule again. It's a very interesting theory.

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Unknown_03: Anyways. Next, here's more Japanese people. This time, however, they are in the U.S. of A. And they're at a very familiar establishment. They have decided to visit a local Whataburger and have tasty hamburger and french fry. It's a star.

Unknown_05: Yeah!

Unknown_03: Japan! Whataburger is the best. Whataburger is the best. Thank you.

0:12:57
Unknown_03: Are they drunk? They're so loud for Japanese people. Japanese people are usually quiet as a mouse when they're eating.

Unknown_07: That's right, chat. See, everyone's talking about my Jewish...

Unknown_03: deep Republican, Royper, Russia, Ukraine payments. However, I'm actually bankrolled by Whataburger, my true financier, the advertisement that I put in every week.

0:13:32
Unknown_03: I haven't watched this. Should I watch this? Well, I have watched this, but I don't know if I should watch this on stream. It might get us fucking out of this shit. Let's watch Shark Chat. Shark Chat.

Unknown_03: Here's what I'll do, right? To improve the viewing experience, I will sit this more. Oops, that's not what I wanted.

Unknown_04: I'll put this guy, yeah, over here.

Unknown_03: And now this is more transformative.

0:14:03
Unknown_03: I'm also bankrolled by DreamWorks. Once upon a time, a hideous ogre and a delusional donkey embarked on a journey to the magical city of further, further away.

Unknown_01: Oh, my God.

Unknown_06: It's happening. It's really happening. Do you know what that means? I need a makeover. Get my arms yoked and my back jacked. My ass added. Maybe.

Unknown_03: It's crazy how the graphics for this have not improved since 2000.

Unknown_03: when this was first released, I guess there's more detail of the hair. Is that what they're showing? They're showing that he has, I guess he has white hairs on his back. That's what he's doing. Eddie Murphy sounds old. Guess what? He is old. He is actually old.

0:14:40
Unknown_06: They added, look, look, they added jiggle physics to his gut.

Unknown_03: they got they got jiggle physics on the belly that's how you do that listen this is how you know it's a straight graphical upgrade someone said that it looked uncanny i think how much ass wait so there's like three different ass jokes in this like in the 30 seconds that's like sexual they're like in lingerie and stuff and slapping their ass

0:15:36
Unknown_03: Why is the volume control up on the top? Why do they keep fucking changing shit like this? Fuck you. Oh, man. Speed up, Shrek. You really can't help yourself, can you?

Unknown_06: Hell didn't know I can. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends off on another whirlwind big city adventure. Oh, this is bad.

Unknown_03: I like how even in the trailer, it's just like...

Unknown_03: Shrek and donkey another one. That's literally what he's saying Eddie Murphy is telling us is Shrek and donkey again doing the thing again Okay, that is kind of funny his his kids are adults now or like teens and they have bussing haircuts That is pretty funny Listen, if you're a kid, I don't know why the fuck you would ever do a perm to yourself It's it's actually revolting to see that

0:16:28
Unknown_06: Okay, I got it.

Unknown_06: We have truly, truly exhausted Americana. It's just over. We will never, ever again manage to create anything.

Unknown_03: It's just an endless revival, resuscitation of dead shit from the past. Remember Shrek? Remember how good it felt? I think Shrek came immediately after. I want to say it was 2002 that Shrek came out. Let me check this real quick.

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Unknown_03: Shrek 1 release date. I want to say it was like January 2002.

Unknown_03: May 18, 2001. Okay, no, it was the other way around that I was thinking. It happened right before 9-11.

Unknown_03: And that's why everyone remembers it so fondly. It was a really clever movie with lots of good jokes in it. And it also happened right before 9-11. So everyone remembers Shrek as the last good thing that ever happened. If you're my age, it was Shrek and then 9-11.

0:17:33
Unknown_03: And then the entire world was just miserable forever. And that's basically been life. So that's life, basically. I'm not going to be watching this in case you're wondering.

Unknown_03: Apparently, according to this slop channel, for whatever reason, I guess this is like an emergent technology. We can now synthesize DNA strands.

Unknown_03: And to celebrate Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversary...

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Unknown_03: Sega has paid to synthesize a DNA strand of what they believe Sonic the Hedgehog's DNA would look like. And they are encapsulating this DNA strand in like a synthetic gem and putting it in like an amiibo. And they're selling Sonic's fictitious DNA in like an amiibo and selling it. How much is this?

Unknown_03: Sega Sonic DNA statue. Where is this?

Unknown_03: It's a life-size figurine. So you can't even buy this. This is just like in their corporate headquarters.

0:18:47
Unknown_03: Does this exist for real?

Unknown_03: Is this like a fake story? Who the fuck is the... I don't believe in this.

Unknown_03: This is like a fake story that they've done for viral marketing. Sega says it created a life-size figure containing Sonic's DNA.

Unknown_03: oh there's a video for it why am i reading the dexero post since this is the wrong so i can't copy a link from yahoo news apparently okay this is the official sega channel okay in japan can i get this in although that sunk the hedgehog

0:19:52
Unknown_03: Concept movie? All these articles saying that they've actually done this is full of shit. Concept movie?

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: Is this like... Lombaby is apparently like an art program that creates synthetic meat and encapsulates it in like figurines.

0:20:39
Unknown_03: But I don't know if this is real. A life-size figure containing Sonic's DNA.

Unknown_03: An exhibition on June 23rd.

Unknown_03: Okay, if you're in Tokyo, you have to go to the Sega store in Tokyo on June 23rd. This is such a bullshit fake story that everyone is propagating as truth, and I refuse to believe this. You have to go to the Sega store. If you're in Japan, you are legally obligated, as a viewer of this program, to go to the store in Tokyo and take a picture of this fucking thing and tell me if this is real.

0:21:23
Unknown_03: Is it just D&B? D&B stands for drum and bass. If you ever see people in the Soy Jack thread talking about D&B, they're talking about drum and bass. That's why they're such big fans of D&B threads. They love it when people start talking about their favorite D&B. I like Pendulum. Pendulum is my favorite D&B. Okay, great.

Unknown_03: Yeah, that's it for Sonic the Hedgehog, I guess. R-Drama has something that I can mention without causing any issues, right? So R-Drama is like... It's like Kiwi Farms, but if it was Reddit. And for some reason, this website is not called Green Reddit. This website is spared that designation.

0:21:55
Unknown_03: Despite being Reddit, but... They're more profitable than us because they can run a... They can actually have PayPal. So they're basically just Kiwi Farms, but they have PayPal.

Unknown_03: That's how Fair Life is. And Chia Boo is apparently a major pay pig of our drama, right? I think he's, is he still around?

0:22:31
Unknown_03: No, he left. No, I can't see because he has profile privacy. Let me see from the admin account.

Unknown_03: No, he's still around. But he apparently is a major, he's donated tens of thousands of dollars to our drama.net. He has not given me any money. It's just to let you know.

Unknown_03: And he charged it all back. He went through PayPal and said, I've been scammerinoed for $26,000, forcing the R-Drama people to have to pay up. Or try and contest it, rather. I don't think they've been forced to pay up yet, but...

0:23:03
Unknown_03: This is their official announcement. That Chiobu has just raped them. Okay. Yeah.

Unknown_03: Um, hecko, beloved friend of Marzi. This is an important automated, in case you don't know the Marzi cat thing, it triggered Reddit janitors so badly that any mention of this cat is like an Instaperma IP ban on Reddit. This is an important automated message going out to all of our precious pay pigs. I bet you know what it is already because we've had to send these, I think twice in the past, but if this is your first time, that's exciting. And I'm going to be gentle, gently. We recently got hit with over $20,000 in credit card chargebacks claiming unauthorized transactions from a single user.

0:23:38
Unknown_03: As these are obviously being contested, we cannot go into specifics as it's under active investigation, but the short of it is that our PayPal account is cooked. Oh, welcome to me 13 years ago.

Unknown_03: The good news is that this requires very little effort on our part, but you can also subscribe on donor buys. It must be nice. It must be really fucking nice.

0:24:12
Unknown_03: that's it I guess the plus side of being a ban from all payment networks is that I am completely immune from chargebacks and if you complain about me cashing a check you deliberately sent me that's your fucking problem not mine why can't it be me exactly why can't it be me it's a good question um

Unknown_03: Apparently, Chibu was addicted to gambling. They have on-site gambling. And he bought $20,000 of drama coins and then double-checked them.

Unknown_03: Which is a thing to do. In case you don't know, if you're addicted to gambling, you should join the Kiwi Farms. We have free gambling.

Unknown_03: If you go to the keynote chat. Here, let me go over to the other account.

Unknown_03: I think I do balance one. Is that it? Okay, for some reason I have 69 million Kino Casino coins. So I like to do this. I'm going to put 50 million on Lamb Chop.

0:25:12
Unknown_03: I won. I'm back up to 81 million. I actually lost two coins. You know what? I'm going to double flip this. Coin flip.

Unknown_03: I'm going to coin flip this on heads.

Unknown_03: Don't fuck up my coin flip. Yeah, I won. I'm up to 91. See, if you're addicted to gambling, this is where you go. You just join the forum and then you can get... They do this too. Unironically, they go to the Kino Casino chat and they do this a lot. By the way, I've managed to increase the performance of the chat significantly so you can have some real-time fun. But people unironically fucking sit here and gamble. And then they ask me for a juicer. They're like, Josh, you have 91 million KKK. Can you give me some KKK so I can gamble with? And I'm like, uh, no.

0:25:45
Unknown_03: I'm not giving you shit. You don't fucking KKK.

0:26:16
Unknown_03: I don't know. Maybe gambling is not YouTube friendly. I guess we'll find out.

Unknown_03: Oliver Tree is fucking dead. Let's see the smoldering ruins of his crashed helicopter.

Unknown_03: Oh, this isn't even the distance shot. There was another video that had the... I think it was a mid-air collision of two helicopters. And then they landed in this parking garage. Or parking lot, rather. Does this have the actual... No, it doesn't. If you don't know who Oliver Tree is, I actually really liked his music. Apparently, he's like a Zoomer TikTok thing. I didn't know that. His song, Hurt, Is really, really good. Not to be confused with Hurt by Nine Inch Nails and then later Johnny Cash. It's a different Hurt song, but it's really good. So I have picked an Oliver Tree song for the outro of this video. He died. He apparently met some other Zoomy TikTok person in Brazil. And then while flying in Brazil... He died horrifically in a freak accident of two helicopters hitting each other. I don't know how you do that. Very interesting that this happened in the same week as some whiteys went to Brazil to do some, I think it was bungee cord jumping. And they chucked, I don't know if it was a man or a woman, but they chucked the whitey. off this very high platform and they just happened to forget the bungee cord. And so that person's fucking dead and everybody involved has been arrested. So, uh, just so if you go to Brazil, you go at your own fucking peril and you may not survive. Oh, that is not, that is not a joke. Many whiteys are dying in Brazil every day. I guess my kick not counted. There it is. Okay.

0:27:58
Unknown_03: How does that even happen? Step one, go to high platform. Step two, do not attach bungee cord. Step three, jump. You will now be dead.

Unknown_03: Congratulations. That's how it works. A, B, C. Just like that.

0:28:36
Unknown_03: Next, I have read through this, and...

Unknown_03: boy, oh boy, there's not much to say about it. So I'm sorry. I was hoping for something a little bit more exciting. Vice news. I don't even understand the point of a vice news article anymore. I thought maybe this would be interesting. They would have some sort of interesting insights. This is a vice news article about fish tank and, um, uh, jet Neptune and it's, Basically just the Kiwi Farms thread on fish tank and jet Neptune. Except written with... For some reason, all vice journalists write in this way. That's sort of like heavily editorialized, heavily opinionated. And it's very... Wait.

0:29:11
Unknown_03: It is wired. I'm sorry. See, this is...

Unknown_03: It is wired. There's just like the same fucking thing in my head. This has six commons. Six people in three days have written an opinion in response to that. Why is it that Jimmy Moore's comment that says the human race is doomed is not marked as an opinion? But this post by endlessly hammering is an opinion. Is this not an opinion? This is a fact. This is a fact-based statement. And these are full-blown opinions. This is not an opinion, though.

0:29:49
Unknown_03: Are they blaming Kick? Did I miss that? The violence and degeneracy of Fish Tank is hard to exaggerate, which seems to be by the design. It may well be the most extreme reality show in history. Bitch! Okay, who wrote this fucking garbage?

0:30:22
Unknown_03: Mark Peterson. No, that's the photographer. Where's the fucking editorial line at? Why is this now exclusive? I opened the article twice, so now I have to pay for it? Who wrote this?

Unknown_03: I just want to know who the fucking author is.

Unknown_03: Owen Long. Is he Chinese?

Unknown_03: Owen Long Dong Gone? This is his only article.

0:30:56
Unknown_04: No, it's weird. This logo.

Unknown_03: Why is this this way? This logo was a black Juneteenth thing. Does it depend on your state? I'm logged into a Chicago VPN now, but when I had my VPN set to DC, it was the Juneteenth logo. And now it's okay. Everybody open your phone right now. Go to Google. And tell me if you see the football logo or the Juneteenth logo. Can we get like a thing going for this? Tell me Juneteenth or football. Or sorry, soccer.

0:31:27
Unknown_03: No? You got the black one?

Unknown_03: Football in Michigan. I don't want people to just dox themselves, but yeah. Most people are getting football and some people are getting black people.

Unknown_03: It must depend on your city even. Like if you're in like a really high black people population...

Unknown_03: You're getting... Because that would make sense. If it's D.C., it's all black people. And, like, liberals. So they're going to show you the black people one?

0:32:02
Unknown_03: And then some people are getting black people. That's really bizarre. Chicago is full of blacks. It's true. Does it change? Like, if I hard refresh this... What if I do black entertainment television? Does it then adopt it and be like, oh, we got to show this guy...

Unknown_03: What's another thing? Oh, I show speed.

Unknown_03: Oh, yeah. I'm really interested in this topic. Can I get some news articles?

Unknown_03: No, it won't show me black people stuff.

0:32:33
Unknown_03: I don't know.

Unknown_03: There is YouTube and Google or Google knows something about you.

Unknown_03: What if I actually search Juneteenth? Will it change? No! It's location-based. It has to be hardbound to your location or something about your account. It's showing you soccer unless it thinks you're black.

Unknown_04: Okay, I've been informed that Chiyobu is not actually the person who did it, and this is an elaborate R-drama joke, so...

0:33:11
Unknown_03: Chibu, I'm sorry. I hope I didn't molest you to death by blaming you for backcharging it or whatever. Maybe it's time zone based? Okay.

Unknown_03: He knows. I see it. I don't know. I see it.

Unknown_03: Hold up. How the fuck do I show this to people? I opened my phone.

Unknown_03: I honestly...

Unknown_03: I don't know how I can get this on my phone to my computer.

0:33:58
Unknown_04: Maybe... You know what?

Unknown_03: I can post it on the forum. That's it. That's how I'm going to get this over from my phone to my streaming setup.

Unknown_05: Okay, give me a second.

Unknown_03: I'm like a fucking military sergeant, okay? I'm exfiltrating this shit. I'm like deep cover CIA right now.

Unknown_04: Sorry, this is really, really, really, really funny, and I cannot not show this.

0:34:37
Unknown_04: Okay, so I went to my phone to see if my phone would show Juneteenth or if it would show football.

Unknown_03: And this is what it showed me.

Unknown_03: So it's like, okay, it's going to show me the football. But down here in the corner, we got the Juneteenth celebration icon in case you'd like to learn more. Very nice. Very subtle. That's how Google is walking that delicate line to try and figure out how to give people exactly what they want at all times. Really just showing why America leads in tech and innovation right now.

0:35:15
Unknown_03: All right.

Unknown_03: All right, sorry, YouTube. As you can see, it's getting kind of spicy. It's getting hot in here, okay? So I have to kick you off. You have the QR code. I promise that if you switch over, I will reward you for your patronage, okay? You will see content that you will think, wow, you know what? He was right. I definitely wouldn't have been able to watch this on YouTube.

Unknown_03: All right, three, two, one. YouTube's fucking dead.

0:35:49
Unknown_03: That means I can get rid of...

Unknown_03: The... We can get the British hamster... Or the pug... Or... French bulldog. Not really even a British one, but... And then I can get rid of the QR code. Okay, now we're cozied up. And then... I can switch over to...

Unknown_03: The not YouTube segment. And to reward the people who have bothered to switch over, chap... Let us go ahead... And I have some content. And this content, as I said, could not play on YouTube. So let's just reward the people. Reward those who have switched over. Remain true. Okay. As they say, what is it? Loyalty is my honor. I think that's the British expression for, you know, switching over from YouTube to kick.

0:36:22
Unknown_03: All right.

0:36:59
Unknown_05: Thank you.

Unknown_05: Nigger, nigger, nigger. Nigger, nigger, nigger.

Unknown_01: Nigger, niggers are fucking niggers.

Unknown_05: I hate fucking niggers.

0:37:30
Unknown_04: Fucking niggers are the worst.

Unknown_03: You have to appreciate how the music stopped, but the singing did not. That's a true dedication to the bit. I like how whenever I see a clip of IP2, it is literally indistinguishable from the shenanigans of a homeless schizophrenic person.

Unknown_03: If you were in this auto body shop and you saw this in person, you would just think, oh, this is a homeless person who's high on crack or something. This is an insane person. You wouldn't think, oh, this person is streaming or whatever. You would think this is a crackhead.

0:38:02
Unknown_03: I think they're all actually drug addicts too. Like this is just how they choose. This is the real life incarnation of bum fights. Like that guy who trolled, um, uh, what's his face? Dr. Phil by hosting bum fights and then came to the studio dressed as Dr. Phil. And then he's like, Hey, what's up, Dr. Phil? I'm just doing what you do. I put mentally handicapped people into YouTube and I, and I make money off of them, bitch. So I was just like, get the, get the fuck off, get the fuck off my show. It's like that, but real life.

0:38:36
Unknown_03: All right.

Unknown_03: Thank you. N I G M O D E. I'll give you a like on my alt account. So you get, you get a like for that.

Unknown_03: Okay. So here we have a Portuguese troon and, uh,

Unknown_03: What's the national conservative guy's name? Salazar? Is that his name? Making Salazar proud by keeping true and trad.

0:39:10
Unknown_03: However, when you take off the filters, you get quite a different looking Troon. And this is him. And he's going to do a dance for us. Dance, Tranny, dance.

Unknown_05: Was hidden so low But look at me show

0:40:03
Unknown_03: If you're only listening, you're missing out on quite the visual spectacle, okay? This is like a very clearly retarded man who's doing the Macarena to this song. He's doing the Macarena very poorly, I should mention. Why he's choosing to do the Macarena, I actually can't, I can hazard a guess at why he's doing the Macarena. That's the only dance he knows, and he doesn't know how to do any other dances, and he doesn't want to learn, so... He's just going to do the Macarena to every song. I bet you if you look through this guy's TikTok history, he's doing the Macarena to like one-third of all the videos he's doing.

0:40:46
Unknown_03: He looks Middle Eastern. He's from Portugal, I'm pretty sure.

Unknown_03: He just looks a little bit mixed with the North Africans.

Unknown_03: All right. Thank you, Trune. Next.

Unknown_03: Um, so this troon was, uh, serviced by DoorDash and Zay at trans girl. Wow. That is a, that's a real catch right there. So at trans girl on Zitter says name in shame time, smiley face, misgendering people multiple times. Isn't super cool. Emmanuel, nothing about me. Scream, sir. No tips for bigots. Smiley face. And there we have a manual.

0:41:21
Unknown_03: Emanuel appears to be a hardworking first-generation immigrant who's just trying to get by. He's been doing DoorDash for 10 fucking years. Let's strip away the modern politics of this, right? Imagine that America has collapsed, and you are a first-generation immigrant in China. And so you're doing Doordash, and you've been doing it for 10 fucking years. And you have a 4.99 rating. This guy has almost never fucked up an order in almost 10 years of doing Doordash. And then you bump into this guy, and you're just like, let's be obvious, right? This is post-filter. This is best lighting possible. And you see this guy, and he just looks like a dainty queer. And you're like, okay, hello, sir, here's your food. And you run away, and he's like, what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I've completed over 400 doses of HRT, and I have over 10 million followers on Twitter.

0:42:30
Unknown_03: I'm gonna wipe you off DoorDash in the way you've never seen before, okay?

Unknown_03: Being called sir equals no tip for service workers, by the way. Ooh, gotta love oppressing that working class. Hey, look, it's death rips. It goes, it goes, it goes, guillotine. That's what we're going to do with the truants. We're going to go, it goes, it goes, guillotine. Let's see what he says.

Unknown_02: I got called sir today in an Uber. Just out of cure. What?

Unknown_03: I got called sir today by an Uber driver. I thought that was a door dash.

0:43:08
Unknown_03: Oh, Uber Eats. Okay, I see.

Unknown_02: Where is... What's going on? Where are we giving, sir? What part of it? Just, you know? Can we identify a single prominent feature that's giving, sir?

Unknown_03: Because... How about your giant fucking man hands? Your strong jaw? Your voice? Your utter and complete lack of a figure? You just have like a man's body?

Unknown_02: I don't know if I can. Was it the name? Did we just go off of the name? Because... Well, if he's a foreigner...

Unknown_03: And we have a lot of gender-neutral names, like Taylor. Taylor sounds male to me, but it's very popular. There's Taylor fucking Swift, so that's gender-neutral. There's another really popular gender-neutral name.

0:43:44
Unknown_03: No, he's not Indian. His name is Emmanuel, and he's black.

Unknown_03: Alex? That's right. Alex is like the most gendered name possible. It's Alexander, but. Alexandra is now named Devin. Is that a name? Skylar Madison. That's right. Jesse, very feminine name, but then we have it too.

Unknown_03: And so if you're an immigrant, you might be very confused by that kind of thing, right?

0:44:21
Unknown_02: Because I feel like when you looked at me when I got in the car, that should have gone out the window. Dude. That should have gone out the window. Got in the car, got in the car, got in the car.

Unknown_03: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I think we need some more HRT. Car! We got another car! Oh, could it be your embarrassing voice cracks as you try to maintain your painful fake falsetto at all times? Couldn't be that.

Unknown_02: That should have gone out the window. But what are we missing here, gang? Because until we figure that part out, I don't really think I'm going to give you a tip. Cool? Cool.

0:44:57
Unknown_03: This dude's just oppressing the working class.

Unknown_03: Okay, and then everybody was kung fu fighting. Let's see the hard-working liberal response to this. Obchu Barenholt says, Why do the whites always got to do shit like this? You always got to pretend to be the victim in any situation. Gelach Tanachshach says, Everything about you screams, sir. The fact you grow out facial hair prior to transitioning shows it's a fetish. You don't have dysphoria. That's a true scumism right there. woke zoomer communist flag communist america flag says taxing low-income uber drivers is wrong actually very radical take 16 000 likes oh my god you got ratio bro oh i even missed this one by anime avatar serenity sugar megurine serenity says i thought gender has no look though how are we supposed to tell bro posting him is fucking weird y'all act like typical males when angry

0:45:53
Unknown_03: As if Serenity Sugar is females. It's like a VTuber. Let's see.

Unknown_03: I love shitting on VTubers because it's one of the only things in my life that I can shit on. And no side in this, no, neither side in the VTuber argument likes me. So it's kind of like. Sir, we're surrounded. Good. We can fire in any direction. Normally I have to tiptoe and be like, oh, well, you know, it could be like this and shit. Because I'm trying not to offend whatever bizarre political sect on my fucking website at any given time that has their panties on a fucking bunch. Not the VTubers.

0:46:26
Unknown_03: Even the VTubers on the site understand that it's open season.

Unknown_03: All directions. So, that's fun. Okay, Serenity. Megarin Serenity. Supporter of real women. Art by Memory for Sleep.

Unknown_03: Okay, it's a troon. What?

Unknown_04: It's a troon that hates men.

Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_03: I think? I honestly don't know what the fuck this is.

0:47:01
Unknown_03: It could be a woman because it uses... I've noticed that the most easy way to tell if someone is a woman or not on Twitter is you go to their media page. And if it's nothing but reaction GIFs, 100% woman. 100%. I don't know what it is. Women love to just use sassy reaction GIFs to everything. Men don't do this. Unless they're black. It's a very strange thing, okay?

Unknown_03: Okay, next. North for North, Kans Manson says, Miss Gendering is not okay.

0:47:39
Unknown_03: Toasty says, Evie is a dude. North for North says, Evie is a girl. You look like a dude, though.

Unknown_03: Okay, so North, this is a very confused person. Miss Gendering is not okay. Toasty, who I guess is rad for him, says, Evie is a dude.

Unknown_03: And then North for Nords decides to deliberately misgender Toasty, who is a natal woman, even though misgendering is not okay. So is it only misgendering if they're trying to pretend to be a different gender? But if you say, dude, you look like a lady, and you're just trying to, like, demasculize somebody, is that okay?

0:48:13
Unknown_03: Marco says, you're absolutely right. Misgendering is wrong. I'm so glad that driver got it correct and called him sir. It would have been travesty otherwise. Transphobic retard spotted.

Unknown_03: Okay, I'm just fighting with a bunch of avatars.

Unknown_03: That's a good one. Man license, you expires never.

Unknown_03: Great.

Unknown_03: Next, cross-dressing streamer VladNCL, who recently got facial feminization surgery and did OnlyFans collab with Fenster, was punched in the face while revealing he is a man to an Irishman in real life streaming. Okay, let's see this.

0:48:51
Unknown_08: One more stream.

Unknown_03: Oh my God, I don't think I have to tell anybody. Ay Dios mio.

Unknown_03: La Criciara.

Unknown_03: Did he catcall?

Unknown_07: No, it's YouTube. Ah, no, it's YouTube. YouTube? Yeah, YouTube.

Unknown_03: is this ireland so this spanish troon is in northern ireland oh dude it's fucking over russian oh my god i confused the spanish accent for a russian accent i've been back in the u.s for too long get the fuck out of here oh is he russian why is it so quiet i need to turn this shit up

0:49:49
Unknown_03: um he's irish okay listen i can't hear it's so quiet i can turn it up for you guys but then i'm i've already got my uh volume up at maximum no i don't actually yes oh and i can control with a knob on my keyboard yes okay great so i can make this louder for you guys and louder for me

Unknown_08: I'm going to the bars.

Unknown_07: Going to the bars? How many deals we got? Famous, yeah? A little. Just a little, yeah. What are you going? Are you going home today? Sorry, what?

Unknown_03: Dude, that's so embarrassing. This is really cringe. This is hard for me to watch. This Irish guy.

Unknown_03: is hitting up a russian troon and it's being broadcasted to a bunch of people and he's still going to try to make his moves even though it's being broadcasted and it's going to be okay oh

0:51:03
Unknown_03: Oh, he went into man voice real fast. Oh my god. I'll let you guess. I'll let you guess. Oh, he... Oh, fuck, bro.

Unknown_08: Chill, chill, chill.

Unknown_03: Bro, chill.

Unknown_03: Bro. Bro. Bratia. Bratia. Chill, bratia.

Unknown_08: Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

Unknown_03: Yeah, your fucking Omegle tranny voice, man voice thing that Finster did for attention, that doesn't work that well in real life when you're talking to drunk Irish people.

0:51:37
Unknown_08: Oh, fuck.

Unknown_08: Oh, fuck.

Unknown_08: Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Unknown_03: I wish I could see the chat. I would love more than anything to see the chat. All those people named Lilith in the chat going, oh my god, a heckin' transphobia in real life. I told you guys trans genocide was real.

Unknown_08: Fuck, that was strong.

0:52:11
Unknown_08: Right in the jaw, dude.

Unknown_08: Right in the fucking jaw.

Unknown_08: Oof.

Unknown_03: Oh, yeah, because he just had facial feminization surgery, so he got, oh, that would really hurt. You just had part of your jawbone shaved off, and then some fucking Irishman clocks you in your surgery scars. Ow.

Unknown_03: Ow. That does give me, like, proxy pain.

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_08: Probably not the greatest fucking thing to do on stream like that.

0:52:45
Unknown_08: Oh, wow.

Unknown_08: No, that is the greatest thing you can dream.

Unknown_03: I'm not breathing, am I?

Unknown_08: No, you're not breathing.

Unknown_03: Don't worry about it. Okay. Awesome. Thank you, North Ireland, for keeping the flame of hope strong in these trying times.

Unknown_03: Next!

Unknown_03: Flipper Zero, which is a hacking programming tool that combines radio, Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, and a few other things in one gadget community, is imploding as the leadership of the company that created it started attacking YouTubers and other social media grifters that compare their gear unfavorably to other gadgets.

0:53:28
Unknown_03: In the aftermath, a high-ranking Janny Tranny is revealed to be... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What could it possibly be? What could be the next... Let's see.

Unknown_03: Anna at Meow Kotique says, I am a minor, so not safe for work. Do not interact. Well, not safe for work stands for not safe for work, which implies a work environment. It's not very popular to have a job as a minor. If you are mature enough to be employed, consider as well not acting like a pussy over some innocent furry porn in DMs. Interesting. I have gotten this exact same line of logic from people. who complain that the Kiwi Farms is not safe for work. Like, we don't allow it in threads. It has to be spoiled. And they're like, bro, the whole site's not safe for work. It says the N-word on it. And it's like, yeah, but that's not what we're referring to. Like, very clearly, we're talking about pictures that are, like, pornographic or explicit. And it's just like, it's not fucking cute to play this game.

0:54:03
Unknown_03: If you measure your relationship age gap in cat years, there won't be an age gap discourse anymore. My girlfriend is just a year younger than me.

0:54:37
Unknown_03: Okay, let's look it up.

Unknown_03: One year to cat years.

Unknown_03: A one-year-old cat is roughly equivalent to a 15-year-old human? That's a 15-year age gap?

Unknown_03: Really? Oh, boy.

Unknown_03: Was buying vodka with GF and the machine obviously flagged us for an ID check. A guy walks up, looks at my ID, approves the purchase without even checking my GF's ID, and says there's no way someone born in 1996 would be hanging out with a 17-year-old. I mean, yeah, fair assumption, I guess. How old is this guy?

0:55:15
Unknown_03: That's the real question.

Unknown_03: A furry named PauloVT says, The machine flagged your GF 17 when she's not is is what it is. Like, badly worded, I guess, damn. Not the machine. The guy walked up to check both of our IDs, but decided not to check my GFs after seeing mine because she obviously wouldn't be a minor. Bro.

Unknown_03: Meow Kotique.

0:55:48
Unknown_03: I love my wife and my wife. So, I'm an AR AR unit. My tweets have nothing to do with my employer. Rage baits in with two slashes.

Unknown_04: I feel like I've seen this before.

Unknown_04: What's the age of this person? Let's just try searching years old.

0:56:23
Unknown_04: Sometimes I tweet like I'm 30 years old.

Unknown_04: 28 in 2004, November 2000.

Unknown_03: Okay. His birthday is November 30th and he was 28 in 2004. So he's 30 now, which means when he says I tweet like I'm a 30 year old is accurate. So he is dating somebody 15 years older or younger than he is. Okay.

0:56:59
Unknown_05: Oh, born in 96.

Unknown_03: Okay. I figured it out in the most convoluted way possible, but yeah, that was a more accurate way of saying that. Uh, no, he's dating a 17 year old.

Unknown_03: Yeah. Cause he's 30 and he, the, the probably a training as well. The groom training is 17 and he's also buying alcohol for him as a 17 year old because

Unknown_03: I guess when you're a 17-year-old rape boy that's dating a 30-year-old man in a dress, you have to stay perpetually fucking blasted to not kill yourself.

0:57:46
Unknown_04: Cool.

Unknown_03: Thank you.

Unknown_03: Next, and this is a brief reminder, Chibi Review is getting molested here.

Unknown_03: Crunchyroll CEO wants Japanese studios to make anime based on Indian stories.

Unknown_03: Now, the general chat, I think even, no, it was KinoChat, because KinoChat's the good one. KinoChat was watching Jeff Kaley's, I think is his name, he does like an indie game thing now, and he did like a specific India spotlight edition of like Indian games, and every single Indian game is basically like SOG ROCK! SOG ROCK! PLEASE MAKE THIS OTHER GAME SOG ROCK! MAKE IT AGAIN BUT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THIS SOG ROCK! It just all looks like fucking slop. And there was one in particular that was very super heavily Indian mythology inspired. So now the Americans want Japanese people to start making Indian slop. The issue with pandering to the Indian economy is that they're poor as fuck. And they don't have any fucking money to spend. So you can't really target them because they don't have anything to give you.

0:59:00
Unknown_03: It's like...

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: chibi says it begins and then acute says this post triggered something in me crying emoji i can't believe how many people are so unaware about the fact that almost all the famous animes have derived something or another from indian history indian culture and indian traditions but it is incredibly criminal that all this doesn't get celebrated often anime will never be as iconic as it is now it's not for the indian stories mythos ingrained in it So if you want, I can make a thread on all the animes who are deeply inspired by Indian culture, sir. Stop Hindu Hate Advocate says, it begins, it was always that, sir. And then there is Shiva, I think, is the one that has a bunch of arms and is the god of death.

0:59:37
Unknown_03: I mean, we reference shit in, I mean, like, people are vaguely aware of what Shiva is.

Unknown_03: It's very famous. Even the book The Bhagavata is well-known because of Oppenheimer.

Unknown_03: There's that song by Anthrazit that I like that is called Kali Yuga, and it has something about Amshanti and shit. It's known. These things can be referenced without being a direct inspiration.

1:00:12
Unknown_03: Red Fox says, it begins, and then there is a picture of Chibi sitting in the cock chair as, I don't know what the fuck that is, fucking a girl, but very accurate tweet. Though the chair could be a bone chair. I'm going to be real. It could have tied this all together.

Unknown_03: Musashi says what do you mean it begins crying emoji take away Indian culture and religion Hindu and Buddhist influences from anime deleting half the lore chakra mantras karma reincarnation anime Naruto and JJK would have looked very different without Indian mythology and there's a bunch of fucking fag shit that I don't recognize and of course there's Indians people yeah I guess these Indian people are from India except this one person who says stop Hindu hate advocacy network is from Australia, so that makes a lot of sense.

1:01:04
Unknown_03: Okay, and that is the start of the non-YouTube segment. Now we can properly begin the British hate segment, which will be approximately four hours long chat

Unknown_03: Now, to do research for this, I had to pull a lot. When I assemble my streams, I try to source things not from Twitter as much as possible.

1:01:37
Unknown_03: And for this stream, I've had to source a lot of my content from Twitter. And I try to avoid this because people get angry. And unfortunately, the thread on the Kiwi Farms for this was absolute and complete shit. Now, there are people trying to make the news and happenings board of my website not complete shit. The Mr. Erase War 1488 guy, despite having the shitpostiest name ever, has been aggregating content from Telegram and other sources very reliably for weeks on end without taking a break.

1:02:14
Unknown_03: And I appreciate people like that.

Unknown_03: However, it suffers... immensely from people coming in and giving like a shit take and then everybody just like developing the shit take into a multi-page off-topic embarrassing derailment that has no purpose and i don't know how many people who actually listen to the podcast are users on the site because it seems to be like half the people who listen to my podcast don't use the site at all but you

Unknown_03: Sorry. I desperately need people on the forum to stop taking bait. It is so embarrassing for me how easily baited people in like a trolling adjacent community are. And it's just like, if someone has like the dumbest shit retard take ever, just fucking ignore the post. If you ignore the post and report it, eventually I'll probably delete it. But if I, let me show you actually what happens. So you, do I, do I have that permission on this? I do. Okay. So let me just show you this real quick.

1:02:45
Unknown_03: When I moderate and let's say that this post got reported. Okay. What I do is. is I click view replies. This is a new thing. And you can see this and it's like, okay, so I would have to also delete this post because it's a relation. But then if I go to this post and I click view replies and there's another reply, it creates this thing where what could have been click delete right here becomes a 20 minute long Easter egg hunt of trying to root out like this very ingrained part of the thread. And I can't fucking do it. So something is like genuinely off topic or just like absolute bait or like the dumbest shit take possible.

1:03:56
Unknown_03: If you reply to it, you like cement it in the threat and there's nothing I can do for it when it's like 10 pages after the fact and everybody's replied to each other over that time. It's just like, that's why I haven't minted by the way. I just, this will be a complete aside before I start truly hating on the British.

Unknown_03: There's been a very revolutionary new thing. Okay.

Unknown_03: Um,

Unknown_03: To help deal with the fact that nobody on the forum can avoid taking bait, I have created an account for AI-assisted technology. He is my greatest invention since the death of Trombonista, and his name is Jannybot. And when I get a report that is like this, and it's like a deep-seated, ingrained conversation tangent across multiple pages... I will task the Janibot AI to find the recursive structure of this off-topic conversation and delete it all for me. So if you get a weird deletion message that's like hyper-specific or an alert like that, that is Janibot. And that is because nobody can stop taking the bait. And I don't have the fucking time to take away from my Victoria 3 campaign. to sit there and read through this entire conversation I don't give a fuck about to try and find posts that are off topic. And I will simply task it to AI to do this.

1:05:16
Unknown_03: So once again, I'm asking everybody, if you want threads to be better, do not reply to bait. I can't believe I have to explain this. Like you see an obvious fucking retard take, just ignore it.

Unknown_03: it'll stop. You know how many times I had, apparently by the way, British people getting rape is entirely the Jews fault. And, uh, this is a very popular take and the most appropriate place to let everybody know that the Jews are at fault is in the thread discussing the report. Now you might be confused and you might think when someone clicks this thing right here and they get this long ass fucking report, which is, um,

1:05:59
Unknown_03: let's see. Oh boy. 219 pages. You might expect that people might want like excerpts from this that explain what the fuck is in this without having to read a 219 page report, but you're wrong. Actually, what they want is to know how the Jews are at fault. And that's what people want to see. And they want to see you specifically, you specifically, you have a debate over 20 pages about how it's the Jews fault. They don't want to see any shit about the report itself because that would be a,

1:06:29
Unknown_03: It's like got text in it. There's nothing about Jews in it. Let's search, actually. What if I search this? Jew. There is a Jew. Let's see. So that's your mention of the Jew.

Unknown_03: Sir labels associators a pejorative term for Christian, Jews, and other non-Muslims and unclean.

1:07:02
Unknown_03: This is basically Judeo-Christianity. Can we get a 20-page tangent about how this is trying to cement the concept of Judeo-Christianity and therefore Zionist propaganda? That would help a lot. That would help a lot with me reading my site.

Unknown_03: Okay. Okay.

Unknown_03: Next, let's talk about the alligator first. So in the UK, after the release of this report, if I remember correctly, just to give you a heads up, I think that the report is privately commissioned. There was a public vote in the parliament to create an actual official report about the grooming gangs, and it was voted down. So the report that you're getting is a privately funded volunteer investigation. Um, so this came after the report came out.

1:07:44
Unknown_03: So politics UK says the man arrested on suspicion of throwing a three-year-old boy into the crocodile enclosure in Cambridge fire zoo has been released on bail after being deemed unfit for interview.

Unknown_03: Cambridge police said the three-year-old boy remains in Adam Brooks hospital in a critical, but stable condition. The arrested 30 year old man who is not known to the toddler has been assessed as not being fit for interview and released on bail until September. So it's like if you are a parent, you just have to be on lookout for like black people coming over and violently assaulting your children at any given time. Like literally, if you are white and you have a white child and you're at a fucking zoo for children, you have to always never relax. If you see like a black person coming over, you have to be like on guard, fight or flight mode. Because they will just take your child and throw it in a fucking prison. Or in a Crockett exhibit. And nobody will do anything about it if you're in the UK.

1:08:31
Unknown_03: They didn't release the identity, by the way. Because obviously they wouldn't do that.

Unknown_03: Does this have the picture of the woman?

Unknown_03: No, it doesn't.

Unknown_03: There it is. Tracy Johnson. So this other woman is not the mother of the child. After seeing the black man throw the three-year-old toddler into the crocodile exhibit, jumped into the crocodile exhibit and saved the child from being torn apart and eaten by a fucking crocodile. There are some good Brits out there, but they're mostly reactive.

1:09:10
Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: Prior to the report, Kerstam, who, for whatever reason, everybody who runs the UK always seems to have a very German name, has announced a plan to block people who are 16, I guess under 16, I don't know if it includes 16-year-olds, but the under 16 demographic in the UK from accessing all social media, asterisk, except blue sky. Blue sky is bad. explicitly exempted so it's all social media platforms except blue sky alone and that is because i believe i think they're even talking about this explicitly BlueSky has like this sort of pseudo-federated system. It's kind of like the Fediverse, except not. It's not actually federated in any meaningful way. It's federated in a way where you can put your own domain on their system by proving that you own that domain, but it is not federated in a meaningful sense where you can make your own instance and run it.

1:10:40
Unknown_03: And supposedly, BlueSky is in talks to make it so that there is a Euro Twitter account It's called like Euronet or something. And there's going to be official European accounts running a federated but hosted on a central platform, European social media platform, which I bet the under-16s will be able to access. So as I've been warning for many, for like a decade now, It's coming. The little I internet is forming. And I think I even specifically said it would be the UK and the EU first. They're going to decide that they don't want American social media running accessible to their populations. There's just going to be a schism in regards to what they consider acceptable speech. Twitter being taken over by Elon Musk has accelerated this. And now they're looking at, very seriously looking at, how to sever themselves from American social media and run their own social media websites that are completely walled off from American influence.

1:11:16
Unknown_03: So, here's Keir Starmer's announcement to the British people.

Unknown_00: Every parent wants the best for their kids. And that's what being a parent means.

1:11:56
Unknown_00: And for me, for my two kids... All I've ever wanted, hand on heart, is for them to be safe and for them to be happy. And the rest is up to them.

Unknown_00: But, you know, I think back to when I was growing up, and I have to say, I think we had it easier.

Unknown_00: These days, kids have to find their feet in a world that changes so quickly, where technology intrudes into every area of their lives.

Unknown_00: And we know that harms them.

1:12:30
Unknown_00: The response from parents in the consultation has been absolutely clear.

Unknown_00: Thousands of parents say their children are addicted to social media.

Unknown_00: It can leave them trapped in a cycle of endless scrolling that displaces play, sleep and time with the family.

Unknown_00: It can harm their mental health.

Unknown_00: And frankly, parents need our support on this.

Unknown_00: That is why today,

Unknown_00: the government has decided to ban social media access for children under 16.

1:13:05
Unknown_03: How do you say that and think to yourself, I'm a good person? Do you think there's any, like, do you think he actually thinks he's, like, a good person? Or do you think that people at, like, this echelon of government don't give a fuck at all and are just, like, evil and they know they're evil and they don't give a shit? I don't know.

Unknown_03: I don't know if they like, I don't think you can say those words. What Bonin social media? Well, that's exactly what like a fucking dictator would say, buddy.

Unknown_03: If the fucking Nazi government had like survived the war and like all of Europe was like taking over by like an authoritarian regime, they would be like, yeah, we can't have any of this fucking American bullshit on our, this is dumb. We're banning all you guys. That's exactly what an authoritarian regime would say. That's what Russia is doing. That's what China did. I can name all the countries that have blocked social media. North Korea, China, Iran, Egypt, Belarus, Russia, the UK. What an exciting list to find yourself on, United Kingdom. That's very cool.

1:13:49
Unknown_00: It's a big step for our country.

Unknown_00: Now, it's not an easy thing to do. I'll be honest about that. We haven't rushed into it. We've looked carefully at the evidence. And we'll have to adapt our approach as technology changes.

1:14:21
Unknown_00: Learn from other countries which are taking similar steps.

Unknown_00: And it's fair to say that this decision has been resisted. And it will face resistance from some of the most powerful companies in the world.

Unknown_00: But we will take them on and we will win.

1:14:53
Unknown_00: Because the need for action could not be any clearer.

Unknown_00: Social media is making our children unhappy and unsafe.

Unknown_00: And as a parent as much as a Prime Minister, I just can't let that go on anymore.

Unknown_00: because our children deserve better. They deserve a happy, safe childhood in a stronger, fairer Britain.

Unknown_04: Okay, let me pull this up real quick, because I know that this has become a popular conversation, and someone sent me a very interesting email that I haven't been able to verify, but it sounded plausible, so I'd like to just share this real quick.

1:15:43
Unknown_03: So Russia, as I mentioned, is one of those countries that has blocked social media.

Unknown_03: And there's a couple things in regards to blocking social media, which has historically been very difficult for nation states.

Unknown_03: In particular, Tor exists, VPNs exist. So they have banned all VPNs.

Unknown_03: And you might think, well, Tor still exists.

Unknown_03: A guy sent me an email and specifically named this company and said that this Alec Communications is an Israeli-based, so we can finally get some juice for you again. This is an Israeli-based cybersecurity, as it says here, network intelligence company. And it allows you to monitor your networks, which I imagine would also include a nation state that can do packet snuffing. And what he says is that In Russia, they're hosting their own compromised Tor nodes and routers to specifically attack the Tor network and make it unusable. And they're also DDoS attacking I2P, which is a privacy network similar to Tor.

1:16:23
Unknown_03: And let me see what else he said. There's some other thing that he mentioned about this.

1:17:01
Unknown_03: They can block VPN protocols based on TLS fingerprinting and just the entropy of the network, which is why there's now this thing called DAITA, which is like a VPN attempt to bypass this kind of fingerprinting, but they can just tell that as well.

Unknown_03: So they've figured out a way, specifically this company in Israel, has figured out a way and is supposedly selling it to Russia. to make it so that all forms of alternative communication to bypass nation-state firewalls are infeasible. And supposedly, even according to this guy, if he's to be trusted, they're supposedly already in talks with the UK to accomplish the same things. To ban VPNs, to murder Tor, to eliminate ITP, and to...

1:17:35
Unknown_03: to monitor VPNs and break them down.

Unknown_03: So as I said last stream, I'm in a position where I'm really seriously thinking about what can be done to try and communicate with a continent that might be severed from the internet. because it's going to happen. I feel like at this point it's inevitable. The UK and the Eurocrats are extremely upset about Twitter. They're extremely upset that a major social media platform is now completely unmoderated and comports very strictly to the American concept of freedom of speech, which in the US they've also been trying to kill, but America's just built different. So

1:18:26
Unknown_03: I don't... I'm just some fucking retard, and I have no resources, but... I don't even know why I care. I really shouldn't care. I shouldn't give a fuck about any of you people.

1:18:59
Unknown_03: But I guess it's an interesting thought experiment. Like, oh, they just want to kill all you motherfuckers. What should be done about this? Starlink? They can just shut off Starlink, I'm pretty sure.

Unknown_03: Um...

Unknown_03: So I don't know. If they do create this kind of thing, I don't know what can be done. Because with the Bluetooth mesh stuff, it only works with text.

1:19:37
Unknown_03: But theoretically, you could create some kind of Bluetooth mesh network for text if you're just trying to chat and have it linked to Ireland. But Ireland's in the EU. So if the EU cuts it off,

Unknown_03: That's not going to help. There's not really anything that you can connect to that's outside of the EU in Europe, except Switzerland. It's like, is Switzerland going to antagonize the entire continent by having a free speech thing? I don't think so.

Unknown_03: Monaco's not going to. Monaco's like a protectorate of France. They don't have any independent foreign diplomacy, I don't think. So I don't know. It's an interesting thought, how they're going to just completely fuck you guys over. And there's not really anything to be done. Except...

1:20:19
Unknown_03: Except... If solar weather permits, shortwave radio. Should we just do it?

Unknown_03: I should do it. We should just do the thing where we all buy shortwave radio, and then maybe I'll make an hour-long monthly cut of Mad at the Internet and do it on shortwave.

Unknown_03: You'd be down.

Unknown_03: There's a thread. One of the best threads on the forum... That is ran by people who actually really give a fuck about what they're talking about. It's in the self-sufficiency board, which also just so happens to be one of the best boards on the site.

1:20:51
Unknown_03: And if you go to the ham radio off-grid communications, this guy, 888flux, he has a whole fucking kit and caboodle for you in regards to how to get involved in shortwave as well as possible. So if you're interested in this shit... theoretically speaking, like, if you're, like, a free speech extremist kind of person, you're like, well, I'm in the fucking UK, and I really want to talk and listen to Matt at the internet. If the internet goes down, uh, you should get a shortwave radio.

1:21:30
Unknown_03: So, I would recommend, if you are, like, a ham enthusiast, this thread is, like, super, uh, slow going, but it's, like, hyper enthusiast pill, and so, if you're, like, a ham enthusiast, you can post here.

Unknown_03: Um, so, I don't know. It is...

Unknown_03: It's right up my alley. It's an interesting topic. The UK might just terminate all forms of... I don't even know what to call it, by the way. I was thinking, what do we call the Great Firewall for the United Kingdom? Because the Great Firewall is a British thing. The closest thing I could come up to a name is the Cyber Channel. Because you've got the British Channel, and it separates them from the Continental Affairs. You've got the Cyber Channel that cuts them off from the rest of the internet. The Gayest Firewall? Yeah.

1:22:11
Unknown_03: So, I don't know.

Unknown_03: Hadrian's Firewall. That just shuts him off from the Scottish. In a brave, stunning...