0:00:40
Unknown_16:  I am the werewolf. Help. Werewolf in London.


Unknown_11: Werewolf in Paris.


Unknown_16: Werewolf is fun.


Unknown_11: Werewolf is cute.


Unknown_11: Werewolf is gothic. I turn myself into a werewolf.


Unknown_11: Fight two demons.


Unknown_11: Werewolf is boys. Naked.


Unknown_29: Barefoot.


Unknown_11:  I like to make werewolf movies.


0:01:15
Unknown_03: I fight vampires.


Unknown_11: Werewolves like to howl.


Unknown_21: They meet in the jungle of dirt.


Unknown_21: Every night I turn myself into a werewolf.


0:01:49
Unknown_04:  Oh, they're all such precious.


Unknown_06: All God's creatures. Except for the black one. Because she's a furry, Chet.


Unknown_06: Hello, how is everybody? This is Mental Health Awareness Month. I hope your mentals are in good health, Chet. Mine are not. I'm teetering on the fucking brink. I hope you're doing well, though.


Unknown_06: Um, let's see. I don't have too much, like, news stuff that's safe for YouTube. Everything I want to say is highly offensive and egregious to everybody.  even my own audience, so, uh, okay, Neil Maham, come out here, my mental health guardian, here to aid me, here to, to, to walk me through the valley of darkness, it's true, I am close to the edge, um,  Let's talk about Garfield, I guess. That'll be episode one of this podcast. From Garfield to Allah. This guy is like a mainstream normie cow. He's a bit of a weirdo. His name is Nathan Masry. And he is...


0:02:42
Unknown_06:  Like a millionaire from the UAE or some shit. He's got like Saudi money or something. He's got like money from the Middle East. And he's a retarded person. So he tried very hard to make a Garfield themed restaurant. Because he's obsessed with Garfield and to a reality. He acquired the rights to Garfield.


0:03:16
Unknown_06: From Paws Production. Which I think is the name of the Garfield company. And he opened something called Garfield Eats.  which was a financial failure. It sold like lasagna and pizza, but nobody wanted to eat at Garfield-themed restaurants, so it went under.


Unknown_06: However, he's published his book, which includes the extremely amazing picture that I showed you, called Ataraxia, The Forbidden Book to You, Not to God, from Nathan Masry. But you can really...


0:03:59
Unknown_06:  I think Ataraxia is the Muslim word for Nirvana. Achieving Nirvana.


Unknown_06: And you can really tell that his money comes into play as he is publishing. Because he can hire an editor. Look at how beautiful the font choice is. Look at how tasteful the color scheme is. And how well edited this Photoshop is. It's really well done. This is a great cover to a book. Um...


0:04:30
Unknown_06:  Really nice fonts and all this shit.


Unknown_06: Look at that. So tasteful. So well put together. So well composed for this utter fucking drivel written by a fucking retard that's sexually obsessed with Garfield. There's so much things that money can buy that I can't get without money.


Unknown_06: No AI detected. That's right. If you ask Claude to write you a book about  your spiritual awakening and transition away from Garfield to Muhammad, he would turn you down. It's like asking him to say the N-word.


0:05:07
Unknown_06: Here's a fun fact. Ask Claude anything about Kiwi Farms and he just has like a mental health crisis and he breaks down and he can't continue the conversation. He's like, whoa, buddy, I have to stop you right there.  Seems you're talking about Kiwi Farms, a notorious harassment forum responsible for three deaths. I can't help you with that. So, it's my life. Even the AI is like, uh-uh-uh.  He didn't say the magic word. Did I say Kiwi Farms? I meant Quickie Forums. I meant Pee Wee Barnes. I meant Banana Jam Slam. I didn't mean Kiwi Farms. That was a typo. It's true. He betrayed me.


0:05:40
Unknown_11: Betrayer!


Unknown_06: He betrayed me.


Unknown_06: He does want me dead. A lot of people want me dead, Chet. I don't know why. I just invoke that kind of...


Unknown_06:  response in people.


Unknown_06: It's like the meme of, like, I meet somebody new. I'm cheese to meet them. I say the n-word, and then I meet somebody new. It's like, I meet somebody new. I'm cheese to meet them. They want me dead. I meet somebody new.


0:06:12
Unknown_06: And again, the cycle continues.


Unknown_06: Next.


Unknown_06:  Okay, this guy got arrested for sending Shrek's penis to a politician.


Unknown_06: Let's hear the TikToker. TikToker sitting in front of a screen. Tell me what's going on. Apodlachia. He's from Ohio. Do you consider the Appalachians to go into Ohio? I thought the Appalachians ended at the Ohio River. Am I mistaken?


0:06:46
Unknown_06: I know it goes on to Pennsylvania.


Unknown_06:  But Ohio? It's like all flat and shit. Anyways, let's listen.


Unknown_27: So some of you may be following the story about an Ohio political blogger who was arrested for sending a state senator an image of Shrek's penis. Or at least what someone imagines Shrek's penis looks like because I'm pretty sure it doesn't make an appearance in a franchise. But let's do a quick and dirty legal analysis.  This appears to be a screenshot of the affidavit of the investigating officer.


0:07:20
Unknown_06: So is this guy's contention that it doesn't count because it's not a true and honest canonical depiction of Shrek's penis? Do we need to consult the writers and creators of Shrek to determine if Shrek's penis is like circumcised or something before we can properly consider that an articulation and depiction of Shrek's penis? This guy has a,  Has like a weird contrived grievance that it's like, it's not technically Shrek's penis. It's somebody's imagination of what Shrek's penis is. Well, it's probably fucking green.


0:07:55
Unknown_06: Let's start there. It's probably green. Like, do we need to get DreamWorks in on this to verify this is a close enough depiction to qualify as Shrek's penis with a possessive? Like, come the fuck on.


Unknown_06: Like, this is the affidavit.


Unknown_06:  On May 21st, 2026, Affiant reviewed Blank Complaint and the accompanying images. Affiant found the first message received by Blank on May 6th at 1235 to be a realistic rendition.


0:08:29
Unknown_06: Now it's realistic. So it's no longer a CGI looking. It's like a real human penis attached to Shrek. Now this is also in direct contradiction to the statement of the TikToker. The TikToker said it's like somebody imagined Shrek's penis to be  But the affidavit from the sheriff clearly states that it's a realistic rendition. So it's not from somebody's imagination. It could be a composite, possibly, of CGI Shrek and a real penis, or possibly a cosplayer who has merely painted himself and his penis green. I'm getting conflicting information. Did you even read the affidavit, Sark?


0:09:10
Unknown_06:  Okay, a realistic rendition of the motion picture character Shrek. The image depicted Shrek fully nude with an exposed and erect human-like penis engaged in the act of masturbation. The rendition is hyper-realistic.


Unknown_06: Come on now, this guy said that it was imaginary. Now it's hyper-realistic and appears to be created through AI or similar technologies.  The image was immediately followed by a text message. Good to see you finally made your final public or final humiliation public. Young Mussolini, the Patriot Caucus sends its regards, sends a reply to the initial image in text stating, I don't know who this is, but I am certain. And one of Byrne's colleagues at his publication called The Rooster replied in the comments that it's authentic and much of it is corroborated by local reporting.


0:09:42
Unknown_27:  So Burns apparently texted Senator Jerry Serino a hyper-realistic image of...


Unknown_06: I already read this.


Unknown_27: Putting that aside. Okay. The senator filed a complaint with the local police, and Burns was arrested and charged with telecommunications harassment. But if all Burns did was send this handful of texts, this looks like protected speech. Remember, the first... That's a stretch.


0:10:24
Unknown_06:  This guy needs to fight this all the way up to the Supreme Court. I need a passionate, inflamed speech by Clarence Thomas with the dissent from that fucking Kentonji Brown Jackson over if Shrek's hyper-realistic, AI-generated penis is free speech or not. I need to hear Kentonji Jackson...  articulate exactly why Shrek's penis specifically does not constitute protected speech. I need Clarence Thomas to specifically explain why it is.


0:10:59
Unknown_06: These are the kinds of cases that lawyers live for, Joe.


Unknown_27: This amendment protects political critics even when they say harsh, crude, or offensive things about... I mean, this is not harsh, crude, or offensive, though.


Unknown_06: This is pornographic.  And that is less protected. Pornography is less protected by the First Amendment because it actually specifically excludes obscenity in its vocabulary. It actually explicitly says that obscenity is not considered a lawful speech in the actual First Amendment. So we need to determine, matter-of-factly, if this hyper-realistic Shrek penis is obscene or not.


0:11:36
Unknown_06:  Okay, interesting. Thank you, Shrek.


Unknown_06: Oh, and just so you know, I have not looked into the Lego brick minifig thing. I am aware that this is currently the most popular story on the internet.  Unfortunately, I have nothing to bring to the table for this. And I didn't want to just like cursory look over it before giving an opinion. My understanding is that there is like a Mormon conspiracy in Utah to swindle somebody out of a $200,000 Lego collection. And people investigating this had been arrested and harassed by the local police. But I have not looked into it.  Apparently, Crunklord is very interested in this, and apparently he wants this to be the first thread of the new public figure board. He wants to make the entire police department of this podunk shithole a thread, so we can talk about this bricks and minifigs thing, so...


0:12:59
Unknown_06: There we go. I have not looked into it yet. I might look into it if it's still going for next year.


Unknown_06: Um... Oh, God, so...


Unknown_06:  I haven't decided, but I've successfully forced PPP to go to a live showing of the Amazing Digital Circus. I have not yet committed to this. I might go. I just want to see what kind of people are going. PPP went and he said it was like 80% women. And when he says women, he specifically described that it was like 80% women and troons.  and there was a significant number of cosplayers, and every single person cosplayed as Pomni. However, I received another message from a guy in Argentina, and he was in the mall of, it wasn't Buenos Aires, it was another province in Argentina,  He went to the mall, and while he was there, he's like, hey, today's the opening of that show, right? So he swung by the movie theater, and there was like a mob of people out there. It was kind of like an even split on gender, but they had fewer cosplayers. And there was a guy dressed up as the chess piece, as Kingler.  And the guy's Kingler cosplay was actually phenomenal. It was like a full foam recreation of his chess piece head, and it was 100% on point. It was genuinely impressive cosplaying.


0:14:14
Unknown_06: So, I don't know. It seems like an event. Apparently half the people there are just to see what the fuck is going on, and then half the people there are like psychotic people obsessed with the show, so...


Unknown_06:  I'm not sure. Kingler's a race mixer. Kingler with a hard heart.


Unknown_06: It's true. He's a Kingler.


0:14:48
Unknown_06: Kingler is a Pokemon? Is his name Kingler or Kingler?


Unknown_06: Okay, Kingler is the name of the chess piece. Kingler is the crab. Okay, I got you. I figured this out.


Unknown_06: It was a Kingler cosplay then, not Kingler.


Unknown_06:  Um, here we have, uh, a red carpet debut, I believe from, it was my site down. If the site's down, I'm just ending the stream. I'm just letting you know right now because, um,


0:15:21
Unknown_06:  I have 8 trillion Ethan Ralph videos that are going to articulate the entirety of the stream. And I don't have those downloaded. And if the site's just down, I give up. I don't have the energy in me or the wherewithal to conduct this stream under any technical difficulties. So if I hit any kind of 404 error or 500 error,


Unknown_06:  During this stream, I'm immediately killing the stream. And I'm going back to bed. And I give the fuck up today. So, that's where we're at with this. Here we have the premiere.


0:15:55
Unknown_06: Gooseworks did... Sorry, I forgot Neil Maham was listening.


Unknown_06: Gooseworks did appear at the premiere for this embarrassing shit show. And I like how you can just...


Unknown_06:  Just check him out. He's like, he is like properly like a cryptid in every single one of his appearances. It's like someone said he looks like a, a, a monster and a TV show that appears after like a photo is developed.


0:16:35
Unknown_06: Like they take a bunch of pictures and then they go to the red room and they develop the photos and they're like, what is this?


Unknown_11: Who, who is this?


Unknown_06:  I've never seen them before. They weren't there when we took the photo. I would have known. I would have known. We were in that room by ourselves. It's just there in the background.


Unknown_06: That is a lot of Ethernet cables in that guy's room. But I guess he is doing the production for the show, so that makes sense.


Unknown_06: This is the whole cast, I believe.


Unknown_06:  And look, oh my god, Gooseworks is like a foot taller than any other person on that stage. Look at all these fucking manlets getting completely mogged by the indomitable Gooseworks.


0:17:15
Unknown_06: It's a really bad idea to put him directly next to this small woman. It just makes it even more comical. Okay.


Unknown_06:  And then it's time to listen to what a black person has to say, Chet. A black woman did attend, and she's going to give us the authoritative answer on the movie. Okay.


Unknown_06: I haven't listened to it yet, so I'm a little bit hype. I can't wait to hear what this queen has to say.


0:17:53
Unknown_19: Shut up before you paid, because they had already seen The Amazing Digital Circus in theaters.


Unknown_06: What?


Unknown_06: What the fuck?


Unknown_06:  Can I get subtitles for this? Where are my subtitles at? Why are my subtitles processing? What the fuck did she just say? Somebody just showed up on my For You page because they had already... Somebody shut up. What?


Unknown_19: Somebody just showed up on my For You page because...


0:18:26
Unknown_06:  They had already seen the amazing digital circus.


Unknown_19: In theaters. I told you heffas not to go. I told y'all asses not to go.


Unknown_20: I said that shit is so booty, butt, cheek, ass.


Unknown_06:  I almost spit out coffee. Booty butt cheek. It's like that Boondocks song by the fake rapper. Booty booty butt cheek. Booty booty butt cheek.


Unknown_20: And y'all are so in denial. You know what you did? You spent $13 on a movie that was on my TikTok for you feed. I told you guys under no circumstances.


0:19:03
Unknown_06:  Oh, the movie. Someone posted the entire movie onto the For You page. And she watched the movie on TikTok. And that's why it's booty butt cheek. And you shouldn't have spent y'all's funds.


Unknown_20: Waste your time to watch that dumb ass movie. She said, I was so horrified by what I saw on TikTok. I said, I had to see it to make sure the translation was straight. She went to the movie theater. She saw that shit. Whole house, man.  whole house mad and i hear her i hear her i understand she in her car mad as fuck giving this review i'm about to finish it but i know she just want to tell me she what does whole house mad mean


0:19:35
Unknown_06:  Why is there an entire house involved in the madness? Is the whole house the theater? Does she live in an area with a high amount of diversity and she went to one of these diverse talking movie theaters that they discuss on Twitter and the whole house of everyone in attendance at the diverse theater was loudly discussing their displeasure with this film? I think that's what she means.


Unknown_20: Just finna get on my phone and tell me how ass it was. Spoiler alert, I knew.


Unknown_06:  I was told that young black people say ah, with like a whole ah mad instead of ass, but with the double, with the hard ass. Do they use the hard ass to indicate the severity? Is it like a passive slur to say whole ah mad, but then to go like whole ass mad is like a, like very severe.


0:20:24
Unknown_20: I knew the shit was ass. That's why I told y'all don't watch it.


Unknown_20:  I told y'all don't watch it. It is somebody's basically fetish of baiting on women and all it does is confirm the male that is her self-insert.


Unknown_06: The male? Oh my god, this is transphobic, Quain. Let's hear that again.


Unknown_20: That's why I told y'all don't watch it.


0:20:56
Unknown_20: I told y'all don't watch it. It is somebody's basically fetish of baiting on women and all it does is confirm the male that is her self-insert.


Unknown_06: Dude.  This lady, this young woman, sorry, I didn't realize that there was a Man at the Internet podcast fan speaking on TikTok. This is clearly somebody who watches my podcast and takes, not only is that, but is subscribed to my Gumroad and has been listening to me and PPP discuss this video, the prior episodes, because she is on point and there is no cap, Chet.


0:21:31
Unknown_20:  she's a trans woman but her self-insert in the show is a man all he does is whoop ass he literally went to the woman that was crying because she was so sad that she had to deal with him and was wondering why he was bullying her he called her kitten which showed us that he thinks that she likes us that means every he has been such a harassing gangle the whole show the one


Unknown_06:  She's been sexually harassing Kingle?


Unknown_11: I don't think she knows the names of any of the characters.


Unknown_20:  non-binary person he called her a weird non um the non-binary weirdo then he says you women are so whiny he puts everybody in the same category you're telling me you spent money on that motherfucker whole house y'all the amazing fuck is gangle is that a new character that they introduce into it i think digital circus group is gonna be so pissed when y'all watch that movie they saying it's the exact same fucking thing because they could not believe it told you


0:22:38
Unknown_06:  Now I have to go see it. Thank you.


Unknown_06: Is that really how you spell your name?


Unknown_06: Not a Lyle?


Unknown_06:  No, no.


Unknown_06: Talil. Is that a black name? What the fuck? The nice thing about African-American vernacular English naming nomenclatures such as like not a little is that you definitely make sure that your kid is going to have a screen name that is not taken on any platform. Like you name your kid, kid, not a little like that. And she's going to have no problem getting an email address.


0:23:10
Unknown_06:  A YouTube name, TikTok handle. That's pretty smart. That's like built-in branding right there.


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_06: Next, and this might be the final thing for the YouTube segment. I'll try to continue without being too offensive, but there's not much to say pre-YouTube or pre-ending YouTube today.


Unknown_06: However, this is a breaking Kiwi Farm story from last night.


0:23:44
Unknown_06:  This came in from the dockets in California. And this is a tentative decision in TED Entertainment Inc. versus Alexandra Marwa-Zaber, which goes by the username Denims. And TED Entertainment, of course, is the company name for H3H3.


Unknown_06:  So in the case of H3H3 v. Denims, this tentative decision was put out saying, this court is in receipt of the defendant's motion for judgment on the pleadings, which is a summary judgment.


0:24:25
Unknown_06: In fact, it might even be a pre-summary judgment type of filing. But basically, the defendants are saying, let's wrap this shit up. And in a court case, wrapping shit up as early as possible is always the winning move. So the parties come in.  H3 says, Yana, here's the vidya. Here's my vidya. As you can see, the defendant's vidya is not a fair use of my vidya. It is a copyright infringement, and therefore I am owed money to the tune of $11 trillion.


0:24:59
Unknown_06: And then the defendant responds and says, he's right.


Unknown_06:  On some cases, he says that that is his video. That is his video. He says that this is our reaction. This is our reaction. But he errors when he says that he's entitled to money because it's not a fair use. Because it is a fair use.  And when you have no question on facts, but you do have a question on law, you can say, let's wrap this shit up. We don't have any facts in dispute. We don't have to go into discovery. We don't need a jury. We have a question of the law. And thankfully, we have a judge right here. And we have all the evidence we need right here already. So how about it, judge? How about it, Yama?  How about we just do the damn thing right here and right now? And that is a pre-trial motion for summary judgment, or in this case, a motion for judgment on the pleadings. The judge says, you're right. Let us do the damn thing. And so he reviewed the evidence, he reviewed the case law, and he came to a decision that  This is all of his findings and his research, but we're going to skip right down to the good part where it says conclusion. Because three of the four fair use factors strongly favor defendant, including the most important factor, purpose and character of use.  The court concludes that the fair use defense applies as a matter of law. Thus, defendant's motion for judgment on the pleadings is granted. Conclusion, for the foregoing reasons, the court grants defendant's motion for judgment on the pleadings, and the court orders defendant to prepare and submit a proposed judgment in this matter in seven days. It is so ordered.


0:26:52
Unknown_06: So, my understanding is that for a...


Unknown_06:  tentative decision like this, the judge, you might notice that this doesn't have the usual letterhead of a court order or filing, and that's because it's a tentative decision, I think. So the judge is very informally saying, but he has done his research, obviously, and he said, you know what, my mind is basically made up, and I haven't issued this yet, but I'm going to do this. Unless something stops me, I'm going to do this. And I looked it up,  90% of tentative decisions are not changed. But he is giving H3 an opportunity to try and prove him wrong. So if he'll be able to do that remains to be seen. But it does appear that he has lost with a high degree of probability.


0:27:27
Unknown_06: Which is great news as far as I'm concerned. Yeah.  There were actually two wonderful things for fair use coming out of the courts this week. There was this.


Unknown_06: And then there was also a Supreme Court decision that just came out yesterday. And it was in a patent case. But it was a patent case that defined a lot. A lot of copyright decisions are based off of patent cases because those are more common back in the day.


0:28:04
Unknown_06:  And they upended – this particular Supreme Court decision upended a lot of ongoing presumptions about fair use. And so we've actually filed another appeal in the Greer case to reopen the last appeal that Greer won to say, hey, this case hasn't progressed at all in five years because you're retarded. We didn't say that. We're very nice. Because the decision made was –


0:28:45
Unknown_06:  mentally defective and there's now a new Supreme court thingy and it basically completely disagrees with your findings. So how about we do another do over and then do the thing that already happened then did the thing that already happened. And, uh, I will probably not win that because, um, I am the bottom of the fucking barrel and everything actively works against me at all times. Uh, and God himself seems to fucking hate me, but,  We'll cross our fingers, chat, and see if that holds up, because that would be really nice. All right, next. How can I talk about this non-raciously in front of our dear Neil Maham? Okay.


0:29:17
Unknown_06: You know what? Let's just rely on the opinions of women, and then I'll be insulated from the consequences of my actions.


Unknown_06:  Here we have a TikTok video. Let's see what it's about, Chet.


Unknown_06: Oh, God. That's very loud.


0:29:53
Unknown_26:  This toy is super fun for stress relief, perfect small gift. Tap the link below to get yours now.


Unknown_11:  It has a penis. Oh, my God.


0:30:56
Unknown_24:  Tasha, meme on Chinese social media. So on Red Note and Diane, there is a trend of memes surrounding this dress toy people call the Tasha. As part of this trend, people do seem cruel and all things to this doll, as you see in the video, and is super popular and people call it hilarious. I personally have an uncomfortable pit in me stomach.


Unknown_17: When I see these videos, these dress toys come in various colors, even pink, yet the trend specifically chooses this particular model.


Unknown_06:  This is the first time, perhaps in recorded history, where Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Jackson Brown has been rendered utterly speechless.


0:31:36
Unknown_11:  So the Chinese people over in China are using black baby dolls.


Unknown_06: The Chinese people in China. Thanks for clarifying. You could just say the Chinese. That usually covers it. But no, she had it specified. Not the ones in Seattle. For stress relief.


Unknown_06:  Can you imagine if that was in Seattle though? If you went to Chinatown in like fucking Seattle, like the wokest city, and they were just walking around stomping on like these black baby dolls? They're literally torturing these dolls, stomping these dolls out, beating these dolls, and doing all sorts of heinous things to a-


0:32:19
Unknown_11:  The guy recording this TikTok video made it five seconds into her monologue and just gave the fuck up.


Unknown_06: He just tapped out immediately. Okay, let's do this one.


Unknown_04: That one's a bit overdone, I think.


0:32:57
Unknown_06:  That's bizarre.


Unknown_06: Chinese people are scary.


Unknown_06: I better not see any black people supporting the stop Asian hate bullshit. They don't care. Or they literally don't like your black ass.


Unknown_06:  The Demon's Enemy says, These Asians are sons of bitches and they're dangerous. Why do we let them be like these bastards? They don't even deserve to be on this earth. I swear if I see an Asian show up in my country to hurt a child, I'm going to beat the shit out of them. That's normal when you qualify it with to hurt a child. What if it's a black baby doll, though? You know, my grandma used to have black baby dolls.


0:33:30
Unknown_06: And...


Unknown_06:  Oh my god, let me try to find them. Old American black baby dolls. Let me show you what boomers used to collect.


Unknown_06: No, no, no, Google.


Unknown_06: No, no, no. Not those black baby dolls.


Unknown_06: Let's see.


Unknown_06: This one looks right.


Unknown_04: This one looks too new, though.


0:34:14
Unknown_04:  This is close.


Unknown_04: She had like these.


Unknown_06: She had like a bunch of these.


Unknown_06: Or like this.


Unknown_06: And then there was a gollywog. Is that what they're called?


Unknown_06: Yeah, kind of.


Unknown_06: Yeah.


Unknown_06: Something like this.


Unknown_06: Not quite, though, because it was...


Unknown_06:  It's a... Hair was braided. It was sort of like this, but the body was much smaller, the head was much bigger, and... Oh, my fucking God. Holy shit. I remember this. She had this.


0:34:46
Unknown_06: It's like a piggy bank. You put a coin in it, and then it tilts it back into its mouth and eats the coin. A mammy jar?


Unknown_06:  Is that what I'm looking at? Oh my God. She did have one of these. Holy shit. This is like so nostalgic for me.


Unknown_06: Yeah, she did. She had one of these. I think it's like for flower, right?


0:35:25
Unknown_06: What's the name of the thing where, um, it's like a, it is like a gollywog, but it had, I don't know. It was different. Um,


Unknown_04:  it was like a little doll that had braids.


Unknown_04: No, I can't find the one, the very specific one that she had, but, um, yeah, it was something like that.


0:36:03
Unknown_06: Of course, my grandmother did not psychotically run it over in a car, but, uh, she did have these.


Unknown_06:  My aunt contended that these were racist. She disagreed.


Unknown_06: I found these in person. Hold up. Let me show you guys.


Unknown_06: Oh, yeah.


Unknown_06: No, no, no. These.


Unknown_06: Now, I found these to be a marvel of branding because...


0:36:42
Unknown_06:  I did find these and buy these on the shelf in Serbia. They're like a Serbian licorice brand. And they have a white guy on the cover. So you can't say it's racist because it's a white dude. But they're good. I like licorice. So I'm not racist is what I'm trying to say. I even had...


Unknown_06: They have black licorice...


Unknown_06:  alcohol in Europe. I think the most famous is Jagermeister. Jagermeister is a black licorice tasting drink, right? They have other drinks in Europe. They're more popular in Europe.


0:37:17
Unknown_06: Jagermeister. I've always liked Jagermeister. Apparently that's a controversial opinion though. I've always thought. Salmiakki. Oh yeah, that's the other one. Sorry. I'm thinking about black foods now because I was looking at black people. These, I don't know if they sell these in the US. I assume, I think I have seen them. No, I haven't.


Unknown_06:  But these are black licorice-filled chocolate bars, and they're a Finnish brand, and they're absolutely fantastic. I love them. But apparently that is also a contentious opinion. Samoyaki, I think, is just Finnish for licorice. But these are real fucking good. If you ever go to Europe, I would strongly recommend learning to love black licorice because it's great.


0:37:52
Unknown_06:  There are no jannies in chat. It's a mod. I can't turn it off. It's on kick. If there's a specific swear word, it automatically deletes the chat message, but it still ends up on the overlay.


Unknown_06: Anyways.


Unknown_04: What was I looking at?


0:38:29
Unknown_04: Um...


Unknown_04:  People paid the, so the, the, um, amount of pre-orders to go see the show before it went out was $9 million.


Unknown_06: So that was the pre-screening. A lot of movies don't even make $9 million in the theater. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's a Star Wars, Star Wars movie that didn't make $9 million, which is just embarrassing.


0:39:06
Unknown_06:  But people prepaid $9 million to go see The Amazing Digital Circus. It's very tempting, chat. I don't know.


Unknown_06: We have talked about this on The Locals and The Gumroad, by the way. We're going to have to get back together on Tuesday. I'm not sure what we should do for that. Should we watch a leaked copy of the movie? Or should we just compare notes and discuss the movie from memory? Because it would be like 90 minutes to sit through the entire fucking thing again.


Unknown_04:  both oh neighbor toes that's um there's another word for that but i also knew them as that uh there's a specific kind of nut i forget what you call them for serious but apparently the inward toes is not the appropriate term for this in uh brazil nuts that's correct brazilian nuts


0:40:06
Unknown_06:  Which also is kind of racist. I mean, what is... Do you mean to tell me that Brazil nut and black people toe are not both racial euphemisms for the nut? That seems to be like a monkey paw type thing. We need a less racist term. Like, okay, we're not going to give you a not racist term. We're just going to give you a different racist term. This time against...


Unknown_06:  In real live stream in the theater? I mean, someone probably will be. If you go to a busy enough theater, there's probably going to be at least one or two people like, hell no, that fucking classy ain't done that. She. In the middle of the screening? It's got to be that shit.


0:40:40
Unknown_05: Brazil nuts are racist because of testicles, bro. You're harvesting the testicles from the poor Brazilians.


Unknown_06: It's racist. It's racist.


Unknown_06:  Okay, so this is depressing. I think that these are both what I want.


Unknown_06: Can I show this? I can't. How long have I been streaming? 20 minutes? 40 minutes? Is there anything else I can talk about before that?


Unknown_04: Because I don't think I can.


0:41:13
Unknown_06: No.


Unknown_06: Ooh, should we talk about abortion? I can talk about abortion so everyone leaves. Okay, so there was a viral Z. Okay. Okay.


Unknown_06:  And, oh, before I talk about abortion and piss everybody off. Why did I? Okay. Go to maddie.live, right?


Unknown_06: And once you're at maddie.live.


Unknown_06:  Go down to the feature products and buy the sticker packs. There are 1,000 sticker packs in Stock Chat. You get each of the Kiwi stickers on a 4x4 vinyl sheet.


0:41:46
Unknown_06: And they are 4x4 centimeters each. But then you also get a special set of four 10x10 centimeter limited edition eggshell stickers. And by the way, I have received word.


Unknown_06:  These eggshell stickers are truly indestructible. They cannot be peeled off or scraped off without the help of a chemical to do so. And they're very UV resistant. Someone said that they plastered a surface that was on a metal pole facing the sun, like facing up to the sun years ago in a very hot country.  And this sticker is still perfectly preserved with all of its colors exactly as it was. So they're very, very resistant, okay?


0:42:32
Unknown_06: No, it's an eggshell sticker. It's not vinyl. You can't just pour water on it. You need something to, like, dissolve the adhesive.


Unknown_06: But, um... Yeah, it's a very special design, okay? You won't know what it is. It does have the logo on it, the site name. So you can put it somewhere offensive and, uh...  and make people suffer. Uh, they're available now and you should buy them because, uh, I like money and money is good and you have these high quality sticker designs. Okay.


0:43:13
Unknown_06: Okay. Um, great.


Unknown_06: Solvents are easy to come. Look at this fucking contrarian. How many people walk around with adhesive solvents to peel off stickers they don't like?


Unknown_06: Nobody. Nobody.  Nobody, even the most dedicated Antifa true and putting up women's restroom stickers is not going to have a chemical adhesive remover to do turf wars. Okay. On stickers.


0:43:46
Unknown_06: Anyways, abortion. So here's the deal, right? This guy is like a YouTuber.  And he was the guy who posted the fake freakout video where he was restricted from playing World of Warcraft and shoved a remote controller up his ass in a fit of rage. Many people who are my age will remember this very famous clip. To my understanding...


0:44:19
Unknown_06:  After this video, he decided that he would continue to try and build a career on YouTube. And so he switched to a vlogging style. And to this day, he has had a vlog running that does apparently well enough that he can live off of it.


Unknown_06: So, like many well-intentioned people, oh my god, they have Salmonaki ice cream.


Unknown_06:  wow chat this was just staring at me on the image search as i was looking at it i was thinking that looks awesome here you can look at this too while i talk about this so um focus sorry so they um started vlogging their life and as a young couple well i mean i guess they hit 30 so they're like a seasoned couple they say you know what let's have kids and let's vlog


0:45:13
Unknown_06:  into a family vlog. Very interesting idea. Nobody's ever done that before. And let's vlog, of course, the whole process, which of course means announcing that you're pregnant as soon as you're aware that you're pregnant. Now, if you don't know this, it's a very, very bad idea to announce that you're pregnant as soon as you're pregnant.  And I'm using the word your. Some people, if you're a feminist, you might find this offensive when a couple says we're pregnant because technically only the void is pregnant and the moid is not pregnant. But couples will often say that they're pregnant even if only the void is pregnant. And they're not like a F to M, cis female, double pregnant couple. Okay.


0:45:50
Unknown_06: Anyways, you understand what I'm saying. Forgive me for my insolence if I continue to say that.  You shouldn't announce that you or your foid are pregnant when they're pregnant, as soon as they're pregnant, because miscarriages are actually exceedingly common, especially in the first trimester, because you're zippering up two genetic systems, and they don't zipper up correctly 100% of the time. In fact, they actually fail more often than people would know.


0:46:25
Unknown_06: It's just that you often miscarry so early into a pregnancy that you don't even know you're pregnant, because it's literally a clump of cells at that point in time.  As much as that is a meme, you just don't notice it. So, never, ever, ever announce that you're pregnant until, I think it's second trimesters when the foids say that you can start safely talking about a pregnancy. But if you're a first-time parent, like the guy who shoved a controller up his ass was, Jesse Ridgway, by the way, is his name.


0:46:58
Unknown_06: You may not know this piece of conventional wisdom, and you may announce immediately that you're pregnant. And then, at six weeks...  You get what's called a trisonomy 21 test, which is a Down syndrome detection, early detection screening that often gives false positives. So if you ever hear somebody complaining about Down syndrome abortions, the reason why they complain usually, if they're not saying that all abortion is bad, is that very specifically trisonomy 21 has a very high rate of false positives.


0:47:34
Unknown_06:  which is why Jesse Ridgway, who he and his wife were trying to conceive, did not immediately have an abortion at six weeks. Now, I've also heard people complain that they got an abortion at 21 weeks and how cruel that is that they knew and then they waited. Well, the reason why they waited is because at six weeks, the test is basically inconclusive, even if it's positive.  So what you do is you wait until 20 weeks because then you have a 20-week screening. And the 20-week screening has a developed enough fetus where you can actually inspect for two things. There is a fold at the back of the neck that detects Down syndrome with a very high probability. And then there's also a defect where the nose does not have a bone. And so you have a short nasal ridge in the fetus.  If you have a positive trisonomy 21 test at six weeks and a back fold, neck fold, nasal bridge detection at 20 weeks, you've got a baby with Down syndrome.


0:48:16
Unknown_06: And then, even then, some people would say, don't they deserve a chance at life? Probabilistically, no, they don't. Because 50% of Down syndrome babies are stillborn. Because when you have one thing wrong with your zippering,  you often have multiple complications, comorbidities at the same time. So the chances of the baby dying immediately after birth is very high for a baby that has Down syndrome, which is why they usually abort them. And even the ones that survived are also...  usually deaf or blind, and I can think of nothing more horrible than having a baby that is born into literal darkness forever with an IQ too low to understand what the fuck is going on, and just writhing around with a 70 minus IQ without sight or sound. It just sounds like the most hellish existence possible. Sounds like something that you would wish on people in some sort of deliberately terrifying, like...  uh, black mirror shit. And just like the worst possible fucking thing you could ever say, um, to which people would then say, but who are you to make that decision?


0:49:26
Unknown_06: And it's like, I don't know, but somebody kind of has to. So my perspective is that it's incredibly terrible to do that to somebody to which then Christians would then reply and say, well, here's a cute picture of a down syndrome person riding a lawnmower. And it's like, great. I don't care. Uh,


0:50:02
Unknown_06:  At some point, and by the way, this exact discussion, when it's applied to black babies, doesn't really seem to swing this way. So here's a question for everybody who is pro-down syndrome births. What if it's a black down syndrome baby?


Unknown_06: Are you more or less pro-abortion with a black down syndrome baby?


Unknown_06: I don't understand how you can swing one way but then not the other.


0:50:33
Unknown_06:  Do you want a eugenic system, as many people on Twitter do, or do you not want a eugenic system, as many people seem to do? And it's kind of scary, the discourse, and how extremely divided it is and how hostile people are, because it reminds me of the Russian Civil War. Bear with me here. It'll make sense.


Unknown_06: In the Russian Civil War, you had the monarchists, which were called the White Russians. Then you had the socialists that were called the Red Russians.  The white Russians were not just pro-monarchists. There were Christian nationalists. There were staunch monarchists. There were capitalists. There were landowners. They made a broad coalition of anti-socialist spectrum.


0:51:12
Unknown_06: But they were not united in an ideology.  Then on the Red Russian side, you had the actual Socialists, but then you had the Communists. And the Communists were a minority within the minority. There were more White Russians than Red Russians. And then in the Red Russians, very few of them were actually Communists. And then what happened is that the Socialists, the Red Russians, were able to beat the White Russians because the White Russians were a broad coalition of interests that had no unifying facets. And the Red Russians were very much in class warfare. And then what happened is the White Russians lost the Civil War  and then the Socialists lost to the Communists, and then you had the Soviet Union. So we have this interesting paradigm in the U.S. where you have a broad coalition of people who are vaguely  anti-allowing the country to be savagely plundered by foreigners. And then you have no unifying factors. You've got pro-Israeli, anti-Israeli, pro-abortion, anti-abortion, which sounds like a weird thing to be divided over, but it's one of the most defining divides in the entire thing. Christian nationalism versus like neo-paganism and  uh, state atheism. And it's, it's just, it's kind of scary to me. Cause it's like, even if you win, are you winning for broad libertarianism? Like the Vivek Ramaswamy kind, or are you fighting for, uh, explicit anti-racial Christian nationalism, which is the answer of, would you rather a country be Christian or white? And they choose Christian. Are you going to fight for white nationalism specifically, uh,


0:52:23
Unknown_06:  which is the minority of the minority opinion.


0:52:58
Unknown_06: So, um, murdering babies is bad. Okay. Here's a question. Okay. Is murdering babies bad specifically like all of them or is allowing a down syndrome baby to be a burden on everybody around them for 30 plus years bad. If they're both bad, which one is less bad? I think my personal take is making me pay taxes on  for the support of a child that will never accomplish anything is also bad. And even if there was no tax system to support these people and give them play pretend educations and play pretend career options and a play pretend life for the ego and satisfaction of the parents specifically, even if that was completely self-funded,


0:53:48
Unknown_06:  the issue is, is that eventually you die, right? Now down syndrome people, because they're completely genetically disfigured, they cannot reproduce. Thankfully,  And they will die by 30 to 40, usually is their life expectancy. But if they were to live a long time and you eventually die, and of course you would die at 70 to 80 having taken care of this Down syndrome child your entire life without any breaks ever, who then takes care of your adult Down syndrome child? Is it your other kids? Is it your brother and sister who's also elderly? Or do they become a state burden?


0:54:22
Unknown_06: And all of those options seem inordinately cruel to everybody involved.


Unknown_06:  Joshua? That's right. I'm paying my taxes.


Unknown_06: What's my ideal T4 eugenics program? Well, I can't tell you because of Neil Mahan, but there would definitely be no Down syndrome.


Unknown_06: It's also a question of if you can just fix it, if you could just prevent any Down syndrome conceptions. Is that also cruelty? Is that evil Hitler eugenics or is that like, is that a good thing?


Unknown_06:  All humans are made in the image of God blackened down. What about child molesters? Should we just abolish the death penalty? Do we get like no say in people being alive whatsoever? Because the Bible also says do not kill, right? But then there's also the soldiers carve out. So we obviously make a decision to kill people eventually, right? Even though they're made in God's image.


0:54:56
Unknown_06:  Who will the future generations look to to feel better about themselves? Probably everybody outside of the country.


0:55:30
Unknown_06: A child molester had the ability to live a life and make decisions, but he's afflicted with a disease. He's afflicted with an illness. He can't help himself.  don't you feel bad? No. Well, it seems like you're willing to forego certain kinds of illnesses and write them off as decisions.


Unknown_06: Frederick had a hot take on it. Frederick was get rid of all the disabled people, even ones that weren't mentally disabled or chromosomally deficient. I had a funny tweet that I'll reiterate, but it was like, um, and pre-Christian Hungary, um,  They had a folk religion. They had a pagan religion. And their religion, babies that were born with extra teeth or limbs were considered blessed by the shaman.


0:56:08
Unknown_06: And they were sacred because they had these defects.


Unknown_06: And I made the joke.  Is this like the evangelical metaphor for this? Where it's like, if you are ordained by God to be a right-wing pundit, are you born with extra chromosomes? And that's how we tell? Like, oh, you're retarded. Great. Here's your FM radio right-wing conservative talk show.  We can tell because of your nasal bridge and neck folds that you're perfect for this job.


0:56:40
Unknown_06: I don't know. And some people said like, oh, they're very nice. Well, you know what? That's too bad.


Unknown_06: Somebody, listen.


Unknown_06: Nobody says you have to abort your Down syndrome child, but...


0:57:12
Unknown_06:  if other people don't want to take care of a Down syndrome child, you can't, you should not force them to. And the idea that they should be forced to give birth to a child that might just like die or then just be shipped off for adoption. That's also cruel. And then someone said, but Josh,


Unknown_06:  adoptions for retarded kids are actually higher than regular kids. I thought that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. So I looked it up. And sure enough, adoptions for Down syndrome children are faster and in higher demand than regular kids. A newborn Down syndrome baby will place into an adoptive family's home that specifically opts into Down syndrome adoption faster than a regular child would.  And that was like the most disgusting thing I've ever read. I'm not going to lie. I was like nauseated by this discovery because it's like here we have an adoptive family with the resources and gumption to become parents. And they're going to spin that by being performative retard parents who are like, oh, I have such a golden heart. I'm going to take care of this Down syndrome child.  what about the kid that can do shit what about the kid that can grow up and become like a real person in society and actually improve things around them and not just be a net deficit what the fuck is with that that was the crazy to me why would you do that i don't know they want a pet they want a human pet yeah that's what it feels like it's kind of fucking gross  I don't believe, I subscribe to a branch of philosophy chat that there is no such thing as an unselfish action. People always do something because in some roundabout way, they think it benefits them. And then when people hear this, they go, but Josh, Josh, what about a parent that selflessly sacrifices their self to save their own child? That is true selflessness. That's not a selfless action. I disagree.  Because that parent has made the decision they would rather be dead than have to live knowing that they allowed their child to die. And in a roundabout way, that is a not completely selfless action.


0:59:27
Unknown_06: And I think that people who do shit like this are like, I'm willing to burden myself with this endless fucking responsibility. Because then I can show everybody what a good fucking Christian I am. And how fucking holier than thou I am.  I'm just like, I don't know. I'm very inherently suspicious of people. It's like, I know you're up to something. You fucker. You fucking weirdo.


Unknown_06: Kiwi Farms and Reddit are on the other end of the horseshoe theory. I don't know. Listen.


Unknown_06: I am a being of pure logic, okay? I'm like Ben Shapiro.


Unknown_05: I can fax and logic this shit all fucking day.


Unknown_06:  I also got yelled at on Twitter because I said something about how Ottomans rape boys. And then they were like, why do Christ cucks always... I got slammed for being anti-Christian for my abortion take and then a Christ cuck because I said that the Ottomans rape boys. And then I had all these white nationalist Islamists saying like, don't you know that the Muslims are our ally against the eternal Jew?  I'm like, no. They're boy rapists. They worship a pedophile. Muhammad fucked a nine-year-old who had little dolls with her and then had gay sex with an angel. I don't consider them allies. Are you fucking retarded? This was like a serious thing. I got like hundreds of people sending me messages and retweeting me like, listen to this Christ cut. Fantasize about the BBC and the Ottoman Empire. I'm like...  What the fuck is wrong with people? That's what I mean. That's our white Russians. I have to like, like stand up beside Matt Walsh, who is retarded.


1:00:41
Unknown_06: And Nick Fuentes, who's retarded to defeat the communists who are also retarded, but are much less retarded.


Unknown_06: I don't know. It's kind of a black pill chat. I'm not, I'm not a white Russian. I'm a black Russian chat.


1:01:16
Unknown_06: I actually do prefer white Russians.


Unknown_11: The drink, not the, uh,


Unknown_06:  The ethnicity. That would be racist. And I can't connote racism.


Unknown_06: Anyways.


Unknown_06: That's it.


Unknown_06: Sorry Neil Maham. You're being banished. To the underworld.


Unknown_06: We are now moving off to the YouTube. The non-YouTube segment. Oh here's the thing. I should have put this up.


Unknown_06: Sorry YouTube chat. This was a very brief.


Unknown_06: Brief YouTube segment.


1:01:48
Unknown_06: Mostly rambling.


Unknown_06:  Anyways, take it easy, YouTube. Sorry that you're on Neil Mahan's personal gay dating website. Sucks to be you.


Unknown_06: Where's my button?


Unknown_06: Where's the button to get rid of all the YouTube people? Oh, Rumble is such a fucking joy.


Unknown_06: Okay, bye-bye, YouTube.


Unknown_06: Pretty rich of Josh to argue DS contributes nothing for 30 years when he himself has contributed nothing for 30 years.  I have paid taxes, and that means I'm objectively, objectively better, not just better than every Down syndrome person who has ever existed. I'm better than, like, half of people who have ever lived in this country. That's just the reality. I am objectively better than almost everybody who's ever lived in the United States because I've paid more taxes.


1:02:20
Unknown_06: And you know what? Fuck you.


Unknown_06: You're not perfect.


Unknown_04:  Bro thinks downies don't have any jobs.


Unknown_06: They are net deficits. Oh, my God. Hold up. I have to pull this up.


1:02:59
Unknown_04: I have to pull.


Unknown_04: Come on now. Don't let me down.


Unknown_11: I sort class.


Unknown_11: I find jobs.


Unknown_11:  Does he pay taxes? Yes. Does he contribute to Social Security? Yes. Does his employer get tax kickbacks?


1:03:30
Unknown_06:  Yes. Did it cost the system hundreds of thousands of dollars to get him to graduate high school? Also, yes. Will he possibly break even by the end of his life at 32 years old?


Unknown_06: Maybe. Okay. Don't even try me on this. I can break out the fucking octopus. I can, I can count the beans. I can sort this shit out in front of you and look like a fool.


1:04:01
Unknown_06: All right. Let's see the body cam. I have not watched this. This will be a live reaction. And for this live reaction, we are going


1:04:31
Unknown_04:  Oh, sorry, I muted myself when I changed the sequence.


Unknown_06: I said, I'm going to be watching The Thingy, right? The Thingy, British dog, not a hamster, a dog, but still will be here to assist us with the viewing because that's his fucking job and I don't get to break him out too often.


Unknown_06: So let's see what's going on in this body cam footage. I have not watched this yet. Apparently this is gut-wrenching. Let's take a look.


Unknown_14:  He was on the bin on the other side of this gate. He's jumped over these fences and stuff like that. He's up here. He's fallen from there and slipped from there.


Unknown_11: There's other shooters left over there, mate.


1:05:05
Unknown_14: What's your name, mate? Huh?


Unknown_14: Has anyone been hurt other than him?


Unknown_11:  Yeah, me. He grabbed my brother. He took my turban off. So I grabbed him on my head. Are you injured? Yeah, yeah. I've got a swollen eye.


Unknown_06: He grabbed my turban. He tore my turban off. And I got a swollen eye. Step back a little bit for me.


Unknown_14: Someone flag these down.


Unknown_06: You can hear the seriousness in that guy's voice. It's like, oh my God. This is it. This is a real hate crime. I finally get to be a hero and stop a hate crime.


1:05:36
Unknown_14:  so he can barely talk because his like face is sliced open if i remember correctly he's been stabbed like three different times


Unknown_06:  And he's like unable to articulate his damage to the police, but they're placing him in handcuffs even though his face is sliced open.


1:06:13
Unknown_14: You've been stabbed. Whereabouts?


Unknown_06: Whereabouts? Uh, cor blimey, mate. I got fucking stab wounds in my fucking face and I can't fucking talk. What do you think you have, mate?


Unknown_14:  Put the hand in the cuff, mate.


1:06:45
Unknown_10: So they placed him on his belly as he's bleeding out.


Unknown_06: And so as a result, sorry for this, if I'm missing super chats on the fucking remote, God damn it. Um, as a result, he's now asphyxiating on his own blood.  Because they've not put him into the recovery position. Is this what's happening? Am I getting this right?


Unknown_10: Sandy's been stabbed, so let's just check him.


Unknown_14: Where do you think you've been stabbed?


Unknown_01: In the face? Oh no, but we have to check, don't we? In the face?


1:07:22
Unknown_06: Dude, I hate British people.


Unknown_11:  I hate British people.


Unknown_06: Now you know. Now all you fuckers know. I even saw someone on Twitter like, British people are white. We got a form of a white union with the white folks in the British. They're the victim of the Judeo government. And I was like, no. British people fucking suck. They are absolute fucking retards. As I've said many times, the brave British set off to the new world.  The loyal, earnest British stayed and fought and died for the king in the First and Second World Wars. And after the Second World War, the smart British got the fuck out of there. And now what you have left in the UK is a collection of dysgenic freaks who are neither brave, nor loyal, nor smart. You have craven, cowardly retards. And that is the entire fucking island.


1:07:55
Unknown_14:  Just get these back off, get their details and that and I'll keep hold of them. Keep you on your side mate.


1:08:34
Unknown_14: You've got a red reef then.


Unknown_14: Same to him, keeping him on his side.


Unknown_14: We were set up when we had him here but he didn't like it.


Unknown_14:  What's your name, mate?


Unknown_14: By the moment, you are under arrest. That's for assault, so you don't have to say anything.


Unknown_06: I think he's fucking dead, mate. I think he fucking passed away, innit? Looking a little bit fucking limp and gaunt, innit?


Unknown_14: It's going to be sick, I think.


1:09:07
Unknown_06:  Wow, they should have made this fine gentleman a doctor. It appears after sustaining multiple stab wounds to the face, he's a little bit sick. He's a little bit under the weather. I prescribe him at 90% health.


Unknown_11: I just want you to call it.


Unknown_11:  Yeah, we've got this mail. He's been beat up.


1:09:41
Unknown_06: He's like, don't check his pulse. We don't want to know that he died under our supervision. We don't want to know. Don't check his pulse for anything.


Unknown_11: Yeah, he's completely limp and unresponsive.


Unknown_06: It's a bad sign.


Unknown_06:  I guess they should have done more first aid classes and less racial sensitivity classes. I mean, they fucking nailed the racial sensitivity part. They identified that there was a brown person in imminent need of racial justice, and they jumped in there and they got that guy in cuffs. But the first aid part where you just let people choke to death on their own blood after being stabbed in the face could use a little work, I think.


1:10:15
Unknown_06:  Let's see. So here's the 9-9-9 call.


Unknown_14: Police emergency. Yeah, we've just been attacked by someone racially.


Unknown_10: Yeah, that's ******. What did you say?


Unknown_04: He just attacked me.


Unknown_14: Cook is a star. Huh? Sorry, we just got attacked racially by some white person.


Unknown_22: Right, okay.


Unknown_06:  right okay no no skepticism whatsoever there's a fucking whitey around here uh we're on uh belmont road just out in the street are you sorry you're just in the street uh yeah literally i just parked on my car to come home and he attacked my brother


1:11:14
Unknown_06:  Only we got 90 million people just like that in our country. So there was a protest in South Hampton at the UK Central Police Station after the body cam came out. And as you can see, the neo-Nazis at this rally...  have brought all sorts of symbols of hate and racism. I see here we have the St. George's Cross. I don't know the British. The Three Lions. I'm aware that that is the standard of the British royal family, I think, is the Three Lions on the red.


1:11:50
Unknown_05: Correct me if I'm wrong.


Unknown_06: And then we got the Union Jack there, which is, of course, one of the most racist symbols in the world.


Unknown_06:  Royalist I was gonna say that's like the British royal flag Royal standard of the UK contains the personal flags of the monarch Yeah, that's weird because it contains the that's what what he's flying is that one on the top left I


1:12:27
Unknown_06:  The four quarters consisting of three lions passant for England. So that is, I'm pretty sure that's the coat of arms for the English royal family specifically. Sorry, I saw a flag check. You know how I am.


Unknown_06: Okay, so at 7 p.m., the protest moved on to start marching. At 8 p.m., the march is held up by a line of police officers in riot gear.


Unknown_06:  At 8.17, protesters had enough of the police in riot gear and started running at them with bins and throwing objects with the police in retreat.


Unknown_06: Police are still standing now with helmets and shields. A helicopter is in the area. At 52 minutes in, there were bricks being thrown at police. At 9.39, there's a man with a visible bleeding head wound. And even though there are medics there, police are not helping.


1:13:03
Unknown_06: At 10.30...


Unknown_06:  After dark, there's a standoff still going on. At 1042, the police did a unison forward run, pushing the line of defense at least one house block. Then at 1049, the police line starts walking forward towards the streamer, and the stream cuts off.


1:13:38
Unknown_06: Okay. So here are some more protests for the boy.


Unknown_06:  That's right. That's right. Say his motherfucking name. He stood there on the ground saying, I can't breathe for like two and a half minutes. And the police just did nothing. They put him in handcuffs. The victim, he can't breathe was his last words.  I like the eerie bass in the background. White people are marching.


1:14:13
Unknown_11: That means it's scary.


Unknown_06:  Okay, let's see what Nigel Farage has to say. You've been kind of gay for a couple years now, buddy.


Unknown_22:  Following the horrendous circumstances of Henry Novak's death, can I urge the Prime Minister to consider this? It is now clear to growing millions in this country that we're living under two-tier policing.


1:14:49
Unknown_22: The instructions that are given... Look at the guy in the background just shaking his head like, no, no, no, we can't be having none of that.


Unknown_06: None of that racial talk.  We live in a perfectly just society.


Unknown_22: Boo.


1:15:39
Unknown_11:  Condemn the violence, condemn the violence Nigel


Unknown_22:  If the public lose trust in being treated fairly by the police, can he take some action, end this divisive practice of two-tier policing and make sure that all British citizens are treated the same?


1:16:17
Unknown_04: I don't condemn the violence.


Unknown_06: Okay, ABC News. Let's hear what they have to say. Tell me what to think, ABC News.


Unknown_25:  Protesters clashing with police in the UK after the release of video showing officers handcuffing a teenager who'd been fatally stabbed. A case.


Unknown_06: Look at how pale his hands are. It's just like he's lost so much blood.


Unknown_25: Sparking debate over race and policing. 18-year-old Henry Novak was stabbed by 23-year-old Vikram Digwa last December. Digwa first told officers he had been the victim of a racist attack by Novak and claimed he had stabbed him in self-defense. I used to put my turban off.  Digwa claimed Novak, who was white, knocked off his turban and targeted him because of his sick faith. Those allegations were later found to be false. But at the time, officers appeared to accept Digwa's account while also dismissing Novak's statement.


1:16:52
Unknown_06: In case you didn't know, he literally just went up to this kid and stabbed him in the face like three times.  And then after he realized that he just killed somebody or mortally wounded somebody, he just flat-out made on the spot a bullshit lie that he was viciously attacked for being Sikh.


1:17:26
Unknown_25: That he had been stabbed. You've been stabbed?


Unknown_14: Whereabouts?


Unknown_14:  I don't think you have, mate.


Unknown_25: Moments later, Novak repeatedly told officers he couldn't breathe as they place him in handcuffs.


Unknown_24: Henry told officers that he could not breathe nine times. He lost consciousness before anyone believed him.


Unknown_25:  Authorities say once the officers found his injuries, they took off the handcuffs and started CPR. But Novak died a short time later. Prosecutors said there was no evidence to support Digwa's claims of a racist attack. And this week, Digwa was convicted of murder, sentenced to a minimum of 21 years in prison. Police now apologizing to Novak's family, saying the officers were... They already convicted him?


1:18:02
Unknown_06: He got arrested in December and they've already convicted him? When the fuck did they arrest him? That's fast.


Unknown_06:  Yeah, man, 20 years. Otherwise, I think they don't, I think they have a limit to how much he can be sentenced for stuff in the UK.


Unknown_25: It's led by Digwa's false claims.


Unknown_25: The officer's actions are under investigation. One has resigned.


1:18:38
Unknown_06: You hope he gets killed in prison? I hate to tell you this, but they run the fucking prisons.


Unknown_06: I hate to be white in UK prison.


Unknown_06:  Okay, here is the British chimp out from the riots. Let's see the chimp out. It's pretty good.


Unknown_06:  This is the police wall that they were talking about.


Unknown_11: Okay. Dispersal order. What does that mean, they're coming? No, no, no.


1:19:10
Unknown_10: Dispersal order.


Unknown_11: If they grab you now physically, they will drag you through there and put you in the back of a van.


Unknown_10: Who, me? Yeah, mate, if you're standing here, fair game.


Unknown_10:  They've given a dispersal order, okay? Let me know. They've given a dispersal order vocally twice.


Unknown_11: Right. That's all they need to do is they grab you now and they take you out.


Unknown_22: Oh, they'll actually nick you? Yeah.


Unknown_06: I know, twice. They've shouted it out twice now. That's it. Yeah, that's fair warning. There you go. That's fair warning.


Unknown_11: Run, run, run. Here we go. They can't outrun us, surely. Zero chance. Zero chance. I'm black.


1:19:41
Unknown_10: Stand behind me. I'm black.


Unknown_11:  There's a guy shouting, stand behind me, British. Oh, I'm black. They can't touch me.


Unknown_11: He's, oh no, oh no.


Unknown_06: He's forfeited his blackness by holding up the racist flag.


Unknown_06: Look, they can't touch him. He's too dark skinned.


1:20:14
Unknown_06: Oh, dear me.


Unknown_06:  you can hear the police helicopter these guys all have like three wanted stars in gta now um okay this is unrelated but this is uh the question is could americans be under seek rule anytime anytime soon well in frisco uh azul muhammad who is a convicted voter fraudster apparently


1:20:54
Unknown_06:  and I think who ran for office and committed fraud while running for office, decided that he would host a rally against rednecks and invite the Jeet community out en masse to protest racism on the internet against Indian people. And this is what it looked like when he showed up.


Unknown_06: You may notice that there is only one person here, him, and everybody else is a redneck.


Unknown_10:  OK, so let's take a second real quick.


1:21:41
Unknown_06: Let's wind back a bit. You may notice that this zoomer here is carrying a very interesting flag. Now, as a flag expert, I'm happy to inform you.  that that is the flag of the Falangist, if I think I'm pronouncing that correctly, which is an agrarian fascism, if I think I'm summarizing that correctly. It is a specific form of return to Mother Gaia fascism that is like Nazbolism, I think. It's something like that. Okay, it's weird.


1:22:13
Unknown_06: I think it came from the Spanish Civil War and the Falangists were a specific  faction on the fascist side of the Spanish Civil War.


Unknown_06:  Is this what the racist Twitter looks like in person? I gotta admit, I'm a little bit proud. Look at how thin they are.


Unknown_11: Oh, that guy walked up to yell at this pudgy guy's face and then the big guy came back and he backed off.


1:23:01
Unknown_06: He got a little bit intimidated by the big guy.  the big dog bow wow he's yelling at the police he's like police help me i've been yelled at he's getting surrounded the rednecks are closing in they're about to start feasting on him the delectable negro


1:23:34
Unknown_06:  The cops are also mugging him. The cops of Frisco form their own wall, blocking him in, securing the delectable Negro.


Unknown_11: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.


Unknown_06: What the fuck is that? Look at this. You see this flag on the right that has the Union jack quartered?


Unknown_06:  The fuck is that? That's not the Hawaiian flag, is it?


1:24:09
Unknown_06: No, it's not. It has a different pattern. It's like a weird colony flag. That's bizarre.


Unknown_06: The flag of Hawaii is different. It has blue stripes.  Go home! Go home!


Unknown_06:  It is. It's the Continental Union flag. That is very strange. What a bizarre. These people are fucking weirdos. They got bizarre flags. This is what I mean. This is the white Russians. You got the don't tread on me flag, the Spanish phalangist fascist flag, and then the Continental Union flag.


1:24:40
Unknown_10: Go! Go!


Unknown_06:  And then we have a Jesus is King, perfectly rounding out exactly what I was talking about. Here we have the Christian nationalist flag as well.


1:25:18
Unknown_06: Oh my God, there's another one. What is that?


Unknown_06: I don't know what that is. It looks like the Texas flag, but the star that's usually on the...


Unknown_06:  The hoist side has been replaced with a different symbol chat. Help me. What is this?


1:25:53
Unknown_06:  oh god that's the charlottesville chant oh no things are getting a little bit spicy here in frisco oh dude


Unknown_06:  Someone in chat called it. I would not have guessed this. The flag on the left is the flag of Texas with the star replaced with the sacred heart of Jesus Christ. I don't know how you figured out what that is. I would not have guessed that until I got a much cleaner shot of it. So good on you. Good eye.


1:26:28
Unknown_11:  Answer! Answer! Answer! Answer! Answer! Answer!


Unknown_11:  You look like, you look like poo.


Unknown_11: Go back home to India, Zool.


Unknown_06: You look like poo poo.


1:27:00
Unknown_06: Oh, someone was complaining that there were no American flags, but I think if you look back there, I bet you that's a good old fashioned U.S. of A.


Unknown_06:  That woman is literally carried like she's got like a flag in her hand and then another flag on her shirt Okay, there are some USA patriotism here And this guy looks like


Unknown_06:  This guy right here yelling at him, he looks like he's in a Rock Against Communism band. He's going to go home or go to the bar and sing some Screwdriver after this meetup.


1:27:39
Unknown_10: Your people aren't here. Nobody supports you.


Unknown_11: Nobody wants you here. Nobody supports you.


Unknown_10: Nobody is a child molester.


Unknown_10:  Muhammad is a child molester!


Unknown_06: Bass, finally.


Unknown_06: Fucking representation. See any other flags? That's what I'm here for. I'm watching this solely for the flags.


1:28:19
Unknown_06: Let's see what happens before he leaves, Joe.


Unknown_06:  Oh my god, this guy sounds so white. He's asked why was he in the USA and not in the Middle East or whatever the fuck. And he responds and he's just sounding so white.


Unknown_06: And his argument for not being in the Middle East is that the USA bombs countries, therefore he has to live in Texas.


Unknown_10:  We cause a migrant crisis in Europe. A lot of people have to fight for the journey. Why don't you live by the Bible in America's way?


1:28:53
Unknown_27: Why is the Middle East so corrupt and upside down?


Unknown_11: Why do you want to be here?


Unknown_06:  Is that a black woman? Or is she Mexican? She looks like she's half black, half Mexican. Probably full Mexican, actually.


Unknown_11: And she's like, go home to your country.


1:29:28
Unknown_10: Vamos.


Unknown_06: No, she black. Never mind.


Unknown_10: Go back.


Unknown_06:  Get your hook nose ass out of my fucking state, bitch. 100% American. The racist man in the rock against communism band is like pausing the screwdriver.


Unknown_10: Wait, a black queen is speaking? Let's hear what she has to say.


1:30:03
Unknown_06:  Okay, and then it cuts.


Unknown_11: I exactly like what the other black person TikTok just cuts out. As soon as she starts talking, it ends.


Unknown_11: The guy streaming just shuts off his phone and goes home. That's very funny.


Unknown_06:  All right.


1:30:35
Unknown_06: And this is a petition, I think, on the EU Parliament site. So exactly like with the Stop Killing Games thing. This is a petition for the Save Europe Act.


Unknown_06: And this person was heavily inspired by...


Unknown_06:  uh, Fashwave videos on the internet because he has taken a white woman out to a scenic meadow or, uh, I guess, I don't know. Would you, could you call this a Haida? Alf, Alf, Dem, Dem Haida? It could have been. It could be, Chad. I don't know if you would, it's a little bit hillier than that maybe, but here we are. Okay.


1:31:11
Unknown_06: And we're gonna, we're gonna listen. A white woman is speaking now, Chad. We must listen.


Unknown_06: It's a hillside.


Unknown_06:  Speak!


Unknown_26: Europeans, it's two minutes to midnight.


Unknown_26:  Right now, as you're watching this video, thousands of immigrants are pouring into our borders.


1:31:45
Unknown_30: We are that close to becoming irreversibly and permanently a minority in our own nations.


Unknown_26: I don't have to tell you what that's like. You know it. I know it. We all know it.


Unknown_30:  We have been talking about it for ages, but now it is a time to take action.


Unknown_26: So today we are presenting the first ever patriotic European Citizens Initiative, the Safe Europe Act.


Unknown_30:  It's an official tool by the European Union, never been used by patriots before. It's a tool for every citizen to get involved in the policymaking and put their interests in the agenda of the European Commission. They have used this before.


1:32:26
Unknown_06: It was used by the Stop Killing Games Act.


Unknown_06:  That's a lie, Zellner. And today, we're going to do exactly that.


Unknown_26: With the Save Europe Act, we are demanding of the European Commission to take a stance on what matters most. Acknowledging the ethno-cultural continuity of the people... Oh, this woman is Eva Vladingebroek.


Unknown_06: Which is the... She's Dutch. And she's known as a racist. An evil racist. If you go to...


Unknown_06:  See, Europeans have this extraordinarily annoying fascination with putting hyphens in their URLs. So the URL for this act that they want you to sign is save.europe.act.com. No, no, punct is the period. Okay, it's save-europe-act.com, okay? Okay.


1:33:03
Unknown_06:  And I don't know anything about her except that she's supposedly racist and she's Dutch.


Unknown_26: ...Europe as crucial for its perseverance, we are demanding of the European Commission to install a total and full halt on non-Western immigration, both legal and illegal.


Unknown_26:  From now on, no one comes in and millions go out.


1:33:43
Unknown_30: We are demanding from the European Union to end all pull factors, benefits and create a harmonized system for voluntary return to re-migrate every single migrant who is a threat or a burden to our society.


Unknown_26: But to do that, we need your help.


Unknown_30: If we reach the one million signatures, we are forcing the European Commission not only to meet with us, but to talk about re-migration in the European Parliament.


Unknown_06:  I mean, okay, first of all, that's the ugliest fucking building that's ever been devised, ever. Truly a remarkable abomination of glass and steel.


Unknown_06: But, I mean, theoretically...


Unknown_06: It's just that they will just ignore you forever. It's like what they did in Germany. Like, how many seats does AFD now have in Germany? I think they have, like, 40% of all seats, right?


1:34:29
Unknown_06: How many seats does AFD have in Bundestag?


Unknown_04:  151 seats, which is of how many?


Unknown_04: Not as much as I thought.


Unknown_06: 630 seats. That's not so much. I thought it was more than that. They have about 24% of all seats. They're still mogged by CDU, though. I think they lost some seats because they spurged out. That's the issue with the AFD, is that they spurge out and they lose seats.


1:35:03
Unknown_30:  Now we're not naive. We know that the European Union doesn't care about the future of the people of Europe. But we are not asking for permission. We just act and create a political crisis for the European elites.


Unknown_26: We will let the right-wing parties do the fighting from the inside. And what we are trying to do is unite and move the force of millions of European patriots towards the institutions and put pressure on them from the outside.  By hitting the one million signature threshold, we will legitimize our movement and we will force them to take a stance. They want you silenced, we want you to be heard.


1:35:42
Unknown_30: The first step in our plan is the kick-off phase. We're looking for 100,000 early signers, ambassadors, and an avant-garde for the whole campaign.


Unknown_06: He has a very strong southern German accent. By the way, apparently Hitler and his speaking voice had a very strong southern German accent that he got bullied for by the other German.  But Germans get very offended if you make fun of them by talking like a really strong southern German way. Like, ja, will you sign my petition? Ja. They get really pissed off about that.


1:36:17
Unknown_06:  For some reason they find Bavarians and Austrians very embarrassing. To get the other 900,000 patriots to sign and to legitimize our demand for re-migration.


Unknown_30: Don't sit back and watch Europe get destroyed.


Unknown_26: Demand your country back. For yourself and more importantly for your children. Join the most important political campaign of 2026. Sign the Save Europe Act and join our movement.


1:36:57
Unknown_04:  The Germans are arguing now.


Unknown_06: Bavarian is like Austrian. German.


Unknown_06: Okay. You can go sign this petition. Would you like to sign my petition? Sorry. I have the fucking UK dog out. So we don't need him. We don't need the news ham either at this point.


Unknown_06: Um, all right. So next, uh,  Take a look at this GIF image, Shep. On the left, you'll see that there is an Anissa Jamha with the lizard. If you look very closely, you'll see that the lizard is taking a giant shit right on her.


1:37:29
Unknown_06: Now, the entire internet has been taking fat shits on Anissa Jamha for quite a while now, but even their weird obsession with animals is shitting on them. On screen, so everyone can see. By the way, I cannot show you this, obviously,  But the pickle video has leaked, and apparently she is just performing fellatio on the pickle.


1:38:07
Unknown_06: Wait, no.


Unknown_06: Is it fellatio, or does she just pretend to do it?


Unknown_06: Okay, I'm now watching an Anissa Jamha porn video.


Unknown_06:  i-dubs is holding a very small pickle where his penis would be she's wearing a bra and a skirt it's like a blowjob pov and then she bites the head of the pickle off and that's it this is actually false advertising because when the thing came out there was like a penis head that was visibly censored


1:38:42
Unknown_06:  To the point where I couldn't show it on stream. But then the actual video is just a pickle. And she eats the... I'm not showing you a fucking Anissa Jamha porn, okay? Weird sexual innuendo porn.


Unknown_06: Just take my word for it, okay? Don't look for yourself.


Unknown_06: Does she not have explicit content on Fansly?


Unknown_06: I think she has...


Unknown_06:  No, I don't think so. I think she just puts out really shitty pin-up type stuff. But she's not attractive. So I don't know who the fuck would pay for that. Probably nobody, to be honest with you.


1:39:17
Unknown_06: Okay, apparently this is a video of Eugenia Cooney with her brother. If you don't know, Eugenia Cooney is a skeleton. Let's see.


Unknown_06: Wow.


Unknown_06: Let's mute this.


Unknown_06:  So if you don't know, uh, Eugenia Cooney is a skeleton. Her brother is enormously fat. Um, like no doubt she probably weighs like 90 pounds and he probably weighs like 600 plus pounds. So this is like a ridiculous side by side.


1:39:56
Unknown_06: Like he even has that, um, what is that called? When you have like very fat legs because they're like bloated from, um,


Unknown_06:  from fluids. I should know this because Emelyn Reed constantly says she has this. Not cankles. Not embolism. Edema! Edema! Lymphedema! How could I forget? He looks like he's so fat he's actually getting lymphedema at this point in time. Which if you ever see a super fat person and they have these bloated sacks on their leg, that's not all fat, I don't think. Usually I think that's a lymph node blown the fuck out. Which happens as a result of poor circulation of  from being extraordinarily overweight.


1:40:35
Unknown_06: So, uh, it's got that lymphedema shits going and she ain't got any flesh to her. She's just a skeleton. Uh, amazing.


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_06: And this is new badge cam video of only use me blade passed out in his mom's apartment hallway. Okay.  scrub around i don't know if i can because this is not a post-process video let me try refreshing maybe it will be post-process it will okay okay apparently i'm supposed to scrub around okay he's in the hallway has he passed out at the beginning of this okay they're coming up the elevator i have a nice asian man here


1:41:36
Unknown_04:  Going down the hallway.


Unknown_04: Oh, there he is. He's passed out.


Unknown_06: Sar. Sar, wakey, wakey, Sar.


Unknown_06: You cannot sleep here in the hallway, Sar.


Unknown_06: What's he saying? Let me see if he's awake and mumbling. Hey, Brian.


Unknown_11: Hi, Sar. Come on forward.


Unknown_06:  Hey, Brian.


Unknown_09: Police.


Unknown_09: 3 King 4. Brian is laying on the ground next to the apartment, and he's responsive. Can you get fire on him? Yeah. Can you get fire? Hey, Brian. Check him out.


1:42:08
Unknown_11: Oh, God.


Unknown_09: Hey, what's your name, man? Can we sit you up? Yeah. Can I help you up?


Unknown_11: All right, let's sit up. There we go. Wow.


Unknown_11:  How's it going, bro?


Unknown_06: Okay, for frame of reference, I have no idea who Only Use Me Blade is.


Unknown_06: I just know he's like a horror show. Every time I hear his name, it's like the most disgusting stuff I've ever heard in my entire life. So he's one of those people I've intentionally avoided learning anything about.


1:42:42
Unknown_06: But he's looking pretty fucking rough here. What's her name?


Unknown_11:  It's just like completely incoherent.


Unknown_09: How much have you had to drink tonight?


Unknown_11: Never.


Unknown_06: Never?


1:43:16
Unknown_06: I've never even laid eyes on alcohol. An alcohol vapor has never tickled my nose hairs.


Unknown_09: Never? Never.


Unknown_06:  When asked how much he had to drink that night, defendant said, Comfy floor. He wants to lay down because he's spinning. He can't sit upright because it makes him feel nauseous.


1:43:49
Unknown_06: Asian guy's thinking I should have stayed in China, man.


Unknown_06: Mao Zedong would have executed this degenerate and said I have to babysit him.


Unknown_13:  Do you know where you are right now, Brian? Yeah, Brian. Where are you?


Unknown_08: Let's go.


Unknown_11: Let's go.


Unknown_06: Is spinning like a thing that high-level alcoholics don't get? If you're like an actual alcoholic degenerate, do you stop getting spinny when you drink too much?


1:44:31
Unknown_06:  I didn't know that. I guess it's a perk you can put EXP into when you're like a high-level adept alcoholic.


Unknown_06: Reduce the effects of spins by 80%. I'll take me against this wall right here, okay?


Unknown_13: Hey, Brian. I'll go home, dude. All you gotta do is put your backpack on. I'll go home, dude.


Unknown_09: Hey, let's just sit down, Brian, all right? No, I'll go home, dude. Where's home?


Unknown_06:  Officer, give me my keys. I'll just drive myself home, officer.


1:45:09
Unknown_11: I'm sleepy. Where's home?


Unknown_09: Where is it?


Unknown_09: Where's right there? Are you pointing somewhere specifically?


Unknown_06: Oh, no.


Unknown_06: The perfidious tides of gravity are bringing him back down.


Unknown_13:  Can you try it out by yourself? I don't know. I don't know. I just want to see where you're at. Can you... I don't know. Can you even stand? Please.


Unknown_06: Please.


1:45:41
Unknown_11: Ah!


Unknown_06: Ah! Gravity! You cruel mistress!


Unknown_06:  He tried. He was trying to. He reached out. He reached out to the Asian guy and said, please. And the Asian guy just stared at him piteously. And he collapsed under his own weight.


Unknown_09: Are you in rock to a call right now?


Unknown_09: Okay. We're just trying to determine if we got IT criteria for him right now. Because he's barely able to stand himself up. He's just laying in the hallway. He's literally laying in the hallway outside of the office.


1:46:12
Unknown_09:  Okay. All right. Cool. I don't know. Okay. Thank you.


Unknown_06: Female cop seems very chill about this. Uh, yeah, he's like, he's like dying of alcohol poisoning.


Unknown_11: He's like totally like thrashing my vibe here.


Unknown_06: Can we get like, she's sending pictures of him on the floor.


Unknown_11: I'm like, get a load of this retard. Hey,


1:46:46
Unknown_06:  Oh my god, selfie moment. No, we're not going home right now.


Unknown_11: Tell us what happened to your foot first.


Unknown_06: Look, look, she's sending a picture.


Unknown_11: No, we're not going home right now.


Unknown_09: Tell us what happened to your foot first. It happens. Okay, doesn't he have like a perpetually like seeping wound on his foot?


Unknown_14: Officer, I am so sleepy.


Unknown_09: Yeah.  Where?


1:47:18
Unknown_09: Where's home?


Unknown_06: He lost his toes because he's got a stump foot and he's a diabetic? Oh, that's right. They can smell his foot because he's got like a constantly seeping wound from his diabetes.


Unknown_11: Oh, you want to see the fall again?


Unknown_06: Okay. I don't know if I can get that one.


Unknown_06: I think it's right here.


Unknown_13:  Can you try to get out by yourself? I don't know. I don't know. I just want to see where you're at.


1:47:49
Unknown_06: Can you... I don't know. Can you even stand? Please. There we go. And then the woman gets the ick and just walks away. Tell us what happened to your foot first.


Unknown_09: It happens.


Unknown_11: I don't want to be out there. I'm not so good at drinking.


1:48:23
Unknown_06:  IP2 people have taken shots out of his leg holes? Dude, why would you post that? Why would you tell me that? I didn't know that before you posted that. Now I fucking know that. What's wrong with you?


Unknown_09: No, I'm not watching that. Are you fucking nuts? Did they get him onto a stretcher? Do you know what day it is?


Unknown_06:  2024. Oh, I thought he said 2024. He did. Wait, no, it's... No, it's not June.


1:48:58
Unknown_09: What year is it? 2024. Oh, he did say 2024.


Unknown_06: Do you know what day of the week it is?


Unknown_11: It's very good.


Unknown_06:  Now you're just being mean, lady. Who's the president?


Unknown_06: Who are we at war with? How much is a gallon of gas? You're just being mean to him. What do they do with him? I don't want that on camera. For her privacy.


1:49:31
Unknown_09: I don't know.


Unknown_09:  Okay. I'm like, I don't know if I can do that.


Unknown_06: She doesn't want to go into her apartment because she has the camera.


Unknown_09: I don't want that on camera.  for her privacy.


Unknown_06: Does she know this guy? Does she know that they're going to request the body cam footage? Or do they just assume that there's going to be some weird YouTube channel that requests every single body cam footage to make a video out of these days? Why would she be concerned about that?


1:50:03
Unknown_09:  Oh, they blurred it. Okay, so she is both aware of who Only Use Me Blade is, and she's also aware that the A-logs constantly request the body cam footage.


1:50:52
Unknown_06:  Which is why she indicates she doesn't want to go inside her house to help her because she knows it'll end up on YouTube. I see.


Unknown_13: Okay, I got it. So that's the situation with only using the blade.


Unknown_11: Oh, he has timestamps here.


Unknown_06:  Okay, I got those parts.


Unknown_06: Rolling onto the Mega Mover, the Fat Retard Tarp, and onto Gurney. Okay, let's watch that part. 3105, and that'll be the end.


1:51:29
Unknown_04: I want to see them roll him on.


Unknown_11: Ah, the Fat Retard Tarp.


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_06:  If I had a septic gangrene stump foot, I would not buy white shoes.


1:52:07
Unknown_06:  This was evidently on April 24th, 2026 at 10.39 p.m.


Unknown_06: Sorry, I was being a huge smartass. You literally can't see the timestamp at the top right. I was like, is this guy retarded?  Maybe we should abort this guy.


Unknown_11: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 people.


Unknown_17: How much does a U.S. police officer make? I think it depends.


1:52:44
Unknown_10: $71,000. Okay.


Unknown_06:  hourly about 31 to 37 dollars how much does a u.s ems make hourly 22 that's not that great actually so we'll do 24 times 2 48 and then 30 i'll say 32.5 times 3 plus 48 uh this is a at least two or three hours of these people's time so this is costing the u.s taxpayer about 150 an hour


1:53:39
Unknown_06:  To deal with this fucking idiot.


Unknown_06: That's enough of only use me blade. Another fat person.


Unknown_06: Is um.


Unknown_06: Chantel.


Unknown_06: And let me see. Let me check my notes here.


Unknown_06: Oh okay.


Unknown_06: I can't get away from it. So um.


Unknown_06:  Chantal has, in the past, to solicit donations from people, shown on her streams a relative of Salah, obviously her Syrian husband. Now, Salah has a cousin with a condition. It's a very unfortunate condition. It's a chromosomal defect known as Down syndrome, Chad. And this precious angel...  was born with Down syndrome. And to try and solicit donations from her audience, she has put the Down syndrome cousin onto her streams and allegedly, based off the rumors of the Chantal A-logs, pockets this money indiscriminately while promising that it would go towards her education and future.


1:55:03
Unknown_06: So after making another video,


Unknown_06:  With, uh, Salah showing off, uh, his cousin who has this illness, this chromosomal defect that she cannot help. Um, oh God, do I want to, I don't want to show a Down syndrome child on stream. Uh, but this community post got made after this video was uploaded to YouTube. She says, do you guys realize Trisha Paytas puts her babies in her videos among so many other people, right?


Unknown_06: Um,


Unknown_06:  Well, that sounded like a train wreck. You guys do realize Trisha Paytas puts her babies in her videos among so many other people, right? She's saying that Trisha Paytas does family vlogs now because she's had her glow up and is living her best life.


1:55:35
Unknown_06: But she has a huge following. So surely there's some parallel. That's what she's saying.  Her channel is also controversial. If your mind immediately goes to that bad, disgusting stuff when you see a child online, you need help, not me. Sasa is Selah's close family, and her parents have no issue with it. Why should they? Weirdos. Anyways, this is the last time I'm saying anything on this matter, period. Okay, so first of all, Trisha Paytas and her husband, who's literally named Moses...


1:56:15
Unknown_06:  They have the right to put their own children on YouTube.


Unknown_06: Trisha Paytas is also extraordinarily wealthy. Inconceivably fucking wealthy. Lives in LA and has all the security and comforts that a person could ever want. So despite the fact that her channel is controversial, her children are safe. Whereas this cousin, number one, is not related to you. And number two is in fucking Syria. Yeah.  And number three, there's a question of if there's financial exploitation involved where there is none with Trisha Paytas because, uh, she's fucking rich. I don't know if you guys know this, but let me show you an example of how fucking rich Trisha Paytas is real quick.


1:57:00
Unknown_04: So despite living in the, well, in addition to living in the Hollywood Hills, um, this is Trisha Paytas's daily drive.


Unknown_06: Um,  If you are a car person, you might notice that that car is, uh, quite the razzle dazzler. And that is because that is a brand. Oh, this is a great picture. I got to show you guys. Hold up real quick here. Yeah. Let me get this link. Sorry. It's on Instagram, which means that it's a fucking pain in the ass to pull it up.


1:57:35
Unknown_06: Yep. Okay. Here, here we go. So let's see. Trisha paid us his house and car.


Unknown_06:  This is her styling, doing some modeling. That's her mansion in the Hollywood Hills in the background, the actual mansion. And the vehicle that she does her daily drive in is up front. That's what we call a Rolls Royce. She drives a custom Rolls Royce.


1:58:07
Unknown_06:  And part of what makes her so wealthy is that she did OnlyFans. She was actually a top 1% earner in OnlyFans. I don't know if Trisha Paytas ever did a... That car, by the way, is $250,000, if I remember correctly.


Unknown_06: And it's a custom Rolls-Royce. I think it's one of the ones where it has like a... I can't remember what's custom about it, but it is custom. So she has a custom Rolls-Royce.


Unknown_06: And she... I don't know if she ever did any sex stuff, but she did...


1:58:42
Unknown_06:  nude stuff, I want to say. I never looked into this, so I don't know. But once she had her children, she actually quit OnlyFans, despite the fact that she was a top 1% earner and has dedicated her life to being a full-time mom, which is actually quite admirable. So she succeeded in all the ways Chantel did not, which is why there's not really any question. Her content very bizarrely shifted from...


Unknown_06:  And famously, she would sit on the floor of her kitchen where she lived and she would have crying mental breakdowns about weird shit. And that made her very famous.


1:59:19
Unknown_06: And then now she's a mommy vlogger.


Unknown_06:  And she's still doing very well. Somehow she's managed this transition from crying on the floor, BPD meltdown, to pornographer, to mommy vlogger. And she's managed to handle this transition seamlessly.


Unknown_06: Which is why there's no question about... She did sex stuff, really? Ew, yucky.


Unknown_06: Anyways, let's continue.


Unknown_06: Sasa is Salasko's family. Why should they... I didn't read that.


1:59:52
Unknown_06:  Can somebody please take this bored-ass woman on a date? So Loop Whoopin, which I guess is a Chantal A-log, says Salah went live with Sasa in the park this morning. Hard pass on reacting to that, but this was still from it that people are wondering if that's a hickey.


Unknown_06: Expect a red lipstick rager from Feudy Beauty tonight. So there's like a bruise on his neck, and there's a speculation that it's a hickey because, I mean, it kind of looks like one.


2:00:25
Unknown_06:  A little bit.


Unknown_06: A little bit. It kind of does.


Unknown_06: Can someone please take this bored ass woman on a date or something? Clearly she has never given or been given a hickey before.


Unknown_06: That scratch on his neck when he was hugging Julia, the cat. She tried to get away.


Unknown_06: That's not a cat scratch. That's a bruise. So that's a bad lie.


Unknown_06: A hickey is on picture two. A bruise.  But since you are desperate for a rage, I will be sure to be extra happy in my next live. I'm going to sit back now and let this dog bark. That's what dogs do. She's adopting the Muslim cultural tradition of calling everybody she doesn't like a dog. But like for real, how desperate for content, lol. You got fucking reacted to it, bitch. Are you retarded?


2:00:58
Unknown_06: That does look like a fucking hickey.


Unknown_06: It's in such a bizarre space.


Unknown_06:  It's not a cat scratch. It's too broad to be a cat scratch. It looks like a bruise.


Unknown_06: Large dog.


Unknown_06: And that's it with Chintel. She's very, very fat.


2:01:32
Unknown_06: Very boring. She doesn't scoot around as much as she should, chat. Very disappointing.


Unknown_04: But...


Unknown_04:  Okay, next.


Unknown_04: Whoeth says, okay, so here's the deal with this.


Unknown_06: This is kind of weird. It's technically VTuber adjacent, but not really. Whoeth says, he died six days later. Would you like some more personal info about my life? Perhaps the last time I had an orgasm, I'm a pretty open book.  This is him responding to a troll. Dad says, chemo started yesterday. He says, how are you feeling so far? Dad says, so far not bad. And then he says, glad to hear it. And then dad says, call me when you can. And who it says streaming right now is important. And he says, you need to know I've been given a time frame. Call when you can.


2:02:06
Unknown_06: So he actually did not call his own father dying from chemo. Sorry, rather from cancer, but undergoing chemotherapy because he was streaming.  Now, as a big VTuber streamer, surely this is understandable.


2:02:42
Unknown_06: But if we take a look at the Whoeth page, okay, and we go to their YouTube account, you will see that they have less than 2,000 subscribers.


Unknown_06: And their videos actually routinely receive less than 100 views.


Unknown_06: So this person left their own father on read and did not end their livestream.


Unknown_06:  So they could literally stream to two viewers about how this Bunui is cooking. She's just like me. For real, for real.


2:03:20
Unknown_06: And as a trans woman, please just assume my pronouns. Okay, let's hear it. 21 minutes. Wow.


Unknown_09:  whatever makes you happy um honestly just chatting with you guys make me happy i can i got free content from nyara today i've been blessed i've been blessed by new wait is is their name lilith nyara vt i have talked about this person haven't i talked about this person


2:04:07
Unknown_06:  this is like a german isn't it this is the german guy they're always like we're not transphobic nobody's scared of trans people but it's like yeah you are you are there's no we are not transphobic yeah you're not afraid of trans people but you are you so are transphobic yeah she gave me free content today clue what's your pronouns i can actually talk about this too i have some


Unknown_06:  Just assume my pronouns. I will assume that you're a man.


Unknown_06: Oh, I think that this is helpful right here.


Unknown_06: This does actually cite a high quality source because he does say that he's trying to get rage bait. It's very easy for me to understand. It does directly address the post. Actually, it doesn't. But it does provide important context with neutral and unbiased language. So I'm submitting my helpful vote for that. That does seem to be accurate.


Unknown_06: Then, by the way,  After this, I don't know, did he post this?


2:05:04
Unknown_06: Did he delete? Oh, no, he's just posting so much, like, it's insane.


Unknown_04: Oh, my God.


Unknown_04:  Okay, this is what he posted after the fact.


Unknown_06: He says, Okay.


2:05:39
Unknown_06:  So number one, that explains why you're a tranny, if it's even true. But it's like, he's dead? So he could just be defaming his own father as a rapist for, like, asspats on Twitter? His dad could not even be dead. I don't trust anything a tranny says, basically.


Unknown_06: And then he's talking about Asmongold. I don't know. I just wanted to show you this fucking freak, basically.


Unknown_04: Um...


Unknown_04:  I had a response to this.


2:06:17
Unknown_04: Oh, yeah. I said that he better make this last because his dad only dies once and he is a literally who-streamer with no possible career forward.


Unknown_06: Saffa.


Unknown_06: That's it. He is a troon.


Unknown_06: Alright.


Unknown_06: Next.


Unknown_06:  Beau Blacks, professional Twitter reader and current tranny prostitute, has picked a fight with Asmongold and Finster after a non-hostile interaction.


2:06:49
Unknown_06:  So Bo Blacks responds to Fenster. Fenster says, men look better in makeup if they aren't being a little bitch about it. And then Bo Blacks says, maybe I'm being too woke, but calling yourself a man deep into femme transitioning multiple years on estrogen plus facial surgery, just so you can joke around with one of the most outspoken transphobic misogynists is problematic to me and helps to paint transition as unserious. Now, as you may know, oh my God, did he really get 27,000 likes on this? What the fuck?


Unknown_06:  The Bow Blacks blow up?


2:07:22
Unknown_04: The Bow Blacks glow up?


Unknown_04: Where is it?


Unknown_04: Oh, my God.


Unknown_06: Your post, Sweaty, makes transitioning seem very deeply unserious, if we're going to know the truth about it.


Unknown_06:  Your lack of commitment to the bit makes transitioning seem like a big fucking joke for all of us.


2:07:54
Unknown_06: He's like retweeting tranny porn. Okay, wonderful. Where the fuck is this post at?


Unknown_06: He posts like 90,000 times. Literally 90,000 times.


Unknown_06: Holy shit. I'm not going to be able to fucking find this.


Unknown_04: From...


Unknown_04:  It did. It got over 1 million views, chat.


Unknown_04: I see now. Okay. It did actually happen.


2:08:33
Unknown_06: The problem with his take is that Troons think that you're a transgender if you just say you're a transgender. So trying to gatekeep is deeply problematic.


Unknown_06:  I feel this way. I'm not, I'm not, what the fuck was that intro?


Unknown_06: I feel this way. I'm not gay at all. Just deeply attracted to men, especially Trump.


Unknown_02:  Longtime friend of the show and former YouTuber Bo Blacks got himself into controversy when he responded to another content creator, Finster, after Finster and streamer Asmongold bantered with each other back and forth on Twitter. When Bo Blacks jumped into the situation and decided to police it, stating that interacting with Asmongold is problematic and makes transitioning look unserious. Also saying that Asmongold is misogynistic and transphobic.  Asmongold then caught wind of this and dedicated a short segment on his stream to Boblax, name searching him on YouTube and seeing the results, along with watching an old Ethan Klein clip where he talks about Boblax being homeless last year, and reading some of Boblax's YouTube community posts and Twitter posts that he's made about Asmongold in the past week. But there's a lot to get into, so let's just jump in. Welcome to the internet versus Boblax and Asmongold.  It starts with this viral picture that was making the rounds on Twitter featuring Brooke Monk here on the right and her boyfriend here on the left.


2:09:48
Unknown_06: This guy's like a slop editor that used to work for Boblox and now he's trying to do his own thing.


Unknown_06: There were things said on Twitter. It's very interesting. Okay, next. Very disappointed to hear that Boblox is still among the living. Maybe next year chat.


Unknown_04: What is this?


Unknown_04:  Perfect. Okay.


Unknown_04: Hold up. Let me check my notes for this one.


Unknown_04: Oh, no, this is different.


2:10:27
Unknown_04: Oh, okay. So a transgender person is shot in this encounter, I think.


Unknown_06: So we have an African American youth here. Turn your shit down.


Unknown_06:  So this African-American gentleman is apparently sitting parked in the parking lot, enjoying his constitutional right to listen to music at a volume that's very high. Now, the transgender individual appears to be the one recording. And instead of calling the police about the disturbance, has decided to come out and confront the African-American gentleman enjoying some music.


2:11:00
Unknown_06: Now, to impose himself, he's decided to present as male for this encounter, it appears. Let's see how this works.  How this works out, Chad. I ain't turn the shit down, fat-ass nigga, so what's up?


Unknown_06: I ain't turn the shit down, fat-ass nigga, so what's up? That's an interesting question. That's a philosophical question for our time, Chad.


Unknown_11: Fat-ass nigga, you don't run shit, boy, and that shit loud as fuck.


Unknown_06:  Then I'll just take a video of you.


Unknown_11: Huh?


Unknown_06: I'll just take a fucking video of you. Take whatever you want to, you fat ass bitch.


Unknown_11: I'll beat the shit out you, nigga. Get out of my face. Over here, flash the shit out of my car. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but I'll spit on you. Faggot ass nigga.


Unknown_06: Nigga. Sounds a lot like, um...


2:11:35
Unknown_06: He had some flow. I gotta give it to him. One more time.


Unknown_11:  Now, at this point, I imagine there's a forking in the timeline. In fork A, the person recording, the transgender folks, responds by going...


2:12:13
Unknown_06:  Wait a second. I'm white. And nothing happens. But let's see what Fork B holds for us. You have a lot of words. A lot of N-words.


Unknown_10: Get back in your car and fuck off, shithead.


Unknown_11: Watch me bump it even louder.


2:12:44
Unknown_06:  Oh, no.


Unknown_06: The trans line of attack is progressing forward. The video recording will not stop.


Unknown_06: Is he going to film himself doing what I think he's about to do?


Unknown_06:  This is when you call up your brother, and your brother rolls up, and he got that big King Kong shit in his bass, and he starts playing like that Kanye West Hail Hitler type shit, but like with the bass cranked way the fuck up, glass shatteringly loud, and you just completely fucking bass mog. That's how you have to live in the city.


2:13:24
Unknown_06: Is that...


Unknown_06: There's no way. Is that Dreidelman?


Unknown_06:  Is that, um, what the fuck, whatever the fuck, MC Kosher, whatever the fuck? Is that him?


Unknown_11: That sounds like BLP Kosher.


Unknown_06: Is that possible? Yeah.


2:14:06
Unknown_06:  There's no way that's Dreidelman. I'm having like a psychotic meltdown. Is that BLP? That's BLP kosher. There's no fucking way.


Unknown_06: I have to look. Look, it's KinoChat. It's KinoChat. Help! KinoChat! Am I hallucinating? One more time.


2:14:39
Unknown_06:  That's gotta be BLP kosher.


Unknown_06: It's true. I do miss boss man. Inconceivably. You have no idea. Hold up. I have to, I have to pull up the chat real quick and make sure I'm not hallucinating.


Unknown_06: It's very similar. I need this ID. Then we're stuck here until we fucking know for sure.


Unknown_06: It is BLP kosher. It sounds eerily like it. It sounds like little John, a hundred percent BLP juices, no juices. Give us money.  The cadence is 100% one BLP uses.


2:15:11
Unknown_06: Shazam it? I wouldn't know how to do that. Okay, let me one more time. Let me see if I can get the lyrics. That's a hard fucking ass though.


Unknown_06: In the crib smoking deep blunts?


Unknown_06:  People keep asking me...


2:15:49
Unknown_04: Asking me to drop?


Unknown_04: I can't translate this.


Unknown_06: Okay, I tried. I tried contacting this.


Unknown_06:  Back to back to back. Maybe if I search that. Back to back to back.


Unknown_04: Crib in my closet, also known as crib by, you know. Is this it? Hold up, I have a possible hit here, chat. When I search back to back to back, I got something.


2:16:26
Unknown_04: It's not it.


Unknown_04:  I don't know what the fuck this is. I'm sorry. I tried my best.


Unknown_06: Okay, there's another video. What is this? Okay, that's the encounter.


Unknown_06: And then... Something happens three minutes in. So this is the follow-up to this confrontation.


2:17:01
Unknown_04: Here's the car. There's a car creeping up to you.


Unknown_06:  Creeping off. He's driving by.


Unknown_06: Oh, I know there's a guy. It's not the car that's interesting.


Unknown_06: There appears to be an African-American gentleman in a hood this time. He's creeping around. What the fuck?


2:17:33
Unknown_06: I don't know.


Unknown_06:  He fires a bunch of shots. Oh, and the car was his getaway car. The car was waiting. It was lingering outside so he could get away.


Unknown_04: So...


2:18:07
Unknown_04: So the black guy came back to the house.


Unknown_06:  That the training was living in and just fired shots through his window because he felt disrespected. Dude, black people are fucking nuts, man. I need that video of Scott Adams drinking coffee. Don't live around them.


Unknown_06: That's basically the moral of the story here, chat.


Unknown_04: Okay, so this is a follow-up to the Destiny stuff.


Unknown_06: I think this is quite brief.  But after revealing that Destiny was involved in age play stuff, and that they were sending women pictures of his kids and receiving pictures of their kids while age playing and doing step-sister, step-brother shit, there is an update where...


2:18:41
Unknown_06:  The archive tweets from the husband and wife have been found. So this is the gripper and his wife. And these are messages to each other.


Unknown_06:  He says, or she says, we sexted about weird and cringe, domi-subby age play shit a few times and he didn't want to do it anymore because it was not healthy at all because we both have trauma about it kind of stuff. And Lena used that stuff to try and make us sound like pedophiles and said that I sent him pics of my kids, which out of context, all of that looks really, really bad. But I never sent him any kind of inappropriate photos. It's like videos of them playing recitals and singing in choir and normal stuff. It was not like how she was framing it at all.  To which the Groyper father replies, disgusting, unforgivable. You sent pedophile pictures of my children.


2:19:35
Unknown_06: And then this old picture or tweet from November says, I will not stop until everyone knows that the Omni liberal, AKA destiny has pictures of my children on his PC that my wife sent him. Both are huge degenerate freaks and should be exposed before they hurt more people. And then this is a picture of Brit saying my merch came. And then there's a picture of her.  In fucking bed with her fucking shoes on and also what appears to be a Destiny t-shirt. So she is truly mentally ill, completely fucking sick in the head. Confirmed.  And then Britt says, F you, it's my daughter's room. So she's in her daughter's bed with her fucking shoes on taking pictures to titillate Destiny because she knows that Destiny likes them young and her daughter's room looks younger and more kid-like and she knows that is more likely to receive positive attention from Destiny. That is fucking sickening. That's fucking gross.


2:20:49
Unknown_06: Unreal.


Unknown_06:  also in pedophile news Max Carson aka Vito Gesualdi's best friend fellow pedophile traveler who sang a song literally called I am a pedophile has taken an interest in his local public school system and has been requesting to read the school K-12 health curriculum up until including complaining at local school board meetings about the hurdles to accessing this material  and there is video of him speaking to the school board in the thread. The school has refused unless he does so under supervision without being allowed to take notes.


2:21:25
Unknown_06: So he's been trying to go to a school to read their curriculum for reasons unknown, and the school board is refusing him access to the school unless he's supervised. This overlaps with Eugene, Oregon 4J school district facing its own separate set of controversies and protests. In a nutshell, the school district lost pandemic funding  and combined with decreased enrollment led to 265 school district staff being laid off, which enraged the community. At one protest, Max Carson will be physically removed by four masked men while crying out in a short clip he uploaded to Twitter.


2:22:06
Unknown_06:  So this is Destiny's protege, Max Carson, a.k.a. Mr. Girl, the pedophile. Also a friend of Dick Masterson's co-host, Vito Desualdi, trying to participate in local school politics despite having no children.


Unknown_04: Fascinating.


2:22:46
Unknown_04: Okay.


Unknown_04: So finally.


Unknown_06: Finally, I have to talk about Rakeda. My current policy...  with Nick Ricada is that he is persona non grata. Um, he has successfully made himself as smug and insufferable as humanly possible. I cannot tolerate him.


Unknown_06: Uh, and I realized that he just wants attention. So I ignore him. However, when it comes to people like Ricada, who I consider persona non grata, there is one exception, uh, for, for breaking the vow of silence. And that is when they fuck up so bad that they hurt themselves or other people.  and put themselves into legal problems. And Harabaldo has managed to do so. He posted this on local saying, Monday live stream. Hey guys, we had a little bit of a family setback as some of us were in a car accident. Everyone appears fine at present. We were discharged from the hospital in our home. I won't speak much on the accident other than that it was completely their fault. They didn't see us and they caused the accident.  quite thankful because the possibility of real tragedy, we were protected. Now, for now, my neck and arms hurt from the airbag or steering wheel, but I have no apparent broken bones. We'll update soon. Been exhausting, and I'm going to rest with Lady R and be thankful that everyone is home tonight. Peace.


2:23:57
Unknown_06: Well, of course, the intrepid people of the Kiwi Farms took to the Kandiyohi County police page and  Sure enough, there was a press statement regarding the car accident.


Unknown_06: This is what they said. Press release. Motor vehicle collision with payloader. Now, if you don't know what a payloader is, let me pull up a nice picture for you.


2:24:33
Unknown_06: I personally wouldn't know what the fuck to call these things. I probably would have called it a bulldozer.


Unknown_06: But it's like a front scoop construction vehicle. It is an enormous tractor with a giant-ass bucket. Uh...  also called a front end loader, I suppose, but this is the bulldozer. Okay. Or whatever the fuck you want to call it. Um, and it has a little, it has a big scoopy. The big scoopy is like the size of a regular vehicle. So this is a massive piece of equipment.


2:25:07
Unknown_06: Um,  But at approximately 5.30 p.m., the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along Kandiyohi County Road 9.


Unknown_06:  The passenger van, driven by a 44-year-old Spicer man with his family, it's almost like they were signaling the bat signal out to the internet, was traveling southbound on Road 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket. There were five occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.


2:25:38
Unknown_06: So...


Unknown_06:  where Kada was driving at least three of his kids, assuming that there were no other adults in the vehicle. And so impatient was he to avoid a payloader that he tried to swerve around it, apparently. So he saw this thing entering the road from the side. And I think even...


2:26:12
Unknown_06:  No, they specifically hunted down this part of the road. And there's a very clear cross section where there's a construction site on either side.


Unknown_06: And these payloaders can actually be seen crossing the street in the Google street cam footage. So they will wait to cross the street and then they'll cross the street to get to the other side. And I assume that if you're a car driving down this county road,  and you see a payloader crossing the intersection, you should come to a stop if he's already in the roadway, even though they're quite slow. Nick Ricada is a man whose time is far too valuable for trivial things such as yielding right away to construction equipment, so he decided to try and swerve around the vehicle and hit it in the bucket area. Very specifically...  The bottom of the bucket. Now you might see those little things that stick out at the bottom of the bucket.


2:26:58
Unknown_06: Someone pointed out that these have a name. And when you have a car accident, usually there's a victor and a loser in the accident. One car is worse off.  Now, obviously, this is a piece of steel that is used in construction, so quite dense, very likely to collapse your vehicle's aluminum body if you hit it. And the bucket, the little things at the bottom, are called the toes. So you could very easily say that this is another win for the toe of this construction equipment, if you would so desire to say that.


2:27:33
Unknown_06: So...


Unknown_06:  Uh, okay, so...


Unknown_06: Very interesting, probably his fault. He's gonna get raped on insurance, because how the fuck do you not avoid hitting construction equipment? He says that, like, his argument is probably gonna be, uh, you honor the vehicles in the road when they shouldn't have been. It's like, yeah, it's a construction site, they cross that fucking road all the time. Um, he should probably stop instead of trying to swerve around it, but... You probably have cameras, so we'll see what happens.


2:28:15
Unknown_06: Um...


Unknown_06:  Now, here's the ongoing issues with Nick Ricada's life. I haven't talked about this because I truly could not give less of a fuck. Nick Ricada is a passive-aggressive bitch, and his entire life exists in a state of constant perpetual seethe. To give you a very brief summary of what has happened since the last body cam update, Nick Ricada is in a permanent bitch fit with Aaron Emholt and some guy called Patrick Melton.


Unknown_06:  And my understanding is that both Aaron Emholt and Patrick Milton and Nick Rakeda have all asked for restraining orders on each other in the most gay, bitchy, domestic that has ever existed. And today, right now, at this exact second, there is a court hearing in Kandiyohi to determine who gets a restraining order against who. And it's a three-way Patrick Milton, Aaron Emholt, and Nick Rakeda.  And in fact, just recently, Baldo made a big mistake. I wonder if I can find this by using our handy-dandy media system real quick. But this thread's so big that I might not be able to.


2:28:58
Unknown_06: This is one of those things that I put off talking about because it's just like I don't like talking about it. It just looks like such a piece of shit.


2:29:38
Unknown_04: I might not be able to.


Unknown_04:  Let me try to... Yeah, see, this is all October. There was a video of him showing his screen on accident.


Unknown_06: And what he showed was his Reddit account.


2:30:13
Unknown_06:  And it very clearly showed his username. And when he did this. He revealed that he.


Unknown_06: Is like constantly perpetually seething about Aaron. And talking about Aaron swallowing cum. And all this other creepy shit. And he like posts about Aaron Imhalt. Literally every fucking day.


Unknown_06: Every fucking day. He's just talking about Aaron on Reddit. Through this like sock account.


Unknown_06:  And it's just the most perplexing thing ever. And that's his entire life. His entire life is stuck in this gay drama shit where he's obsessed with winning against all these fucking losers nobody has ever heard about.


2:30:58
Unknown_06: And... Oh, is this it?


Unknown_04:  No, it's not. I don't know how I'm going to be able to find it. Cause that's, um, it's, uh, too far back, but you get the gist of it.


Unknown_06: He showed his screen and then went, Oh no. And then, uh, tried to hide it real bad, but it is what it is. So


Unknown_06:  That's basically it for Rakeda.


2:31:32
Unknown_06: Oh, and one more thing. One more thing worth mentioning is that his last tweet before the phone call was made to the police department was like five, like eight minutes, I want to say, before. So that highly coincides with him around the time that he's driving. Now,  And he's calling people stupid. So he's on Twitter calling people stupid. And the timing is such that it makes it unlikely because he's on a backcountry road. I mean, it could be wrong. He could have been in a parking lot waiting for somebody or something. But it seems like he's probably on his phone reading Twitter the entire time he's driving. And then he swerves to avoid a bulldozer. And then he loses to the toe. And now he's in court with the toe. And he could possibly lose to the toe yet again.


2:32:05
Unknown_06:  And that's the... That's the... Oh, there is a list of clips. You're right. Let me just check up on the list of clips. See if I can find it.


Unknown_04: It's been so long, I forgot how to A-log Nick Riccata.


Unknown_04: Oh, God, she posts so much.


2:32:43
Unknown_06:  Even Alyssa Clips has given up on A-logging Nick Ricada and has diversified her content because there's just no point trying to milk any more fucking money out of this guy. Okay, Alyssa Clips, Ricada, Reddit.


Unknown_04: No, it's not there. Sorry, chat.


Unknown_06: I don't know what to say. Just take my word for it.


Unknown_06:  Alright, that's it. There's another... Oh, I didn't group this together with only using Blade, but apparently he told... Oh, his mom. The old woman from the clip I just showed that they tried to protect the identity of apparently attempted suicide by morphine and blamed it on Blade. That's pretty fucking dark, chat. If you don't like dark content, wait for this screen to be gone, chat. Stop drinking morphine and get back on YouTube.


2:33:29
Unknown_11:  Okay, can I use- can I go out and smoke and use your thing?


Unknown_22: Okay.


Unknown_27: Hold on, I'll check in on you in a minute, okay? What?


Unknown_09: What can I do for you?


Unknown_11: Okie dokie.


2:34:01
Unknown_11: Okie dokie.


Unknown_06: The fuck is going on?


Unknown_27: I'm literally asking you, how can I help?


Unknown_11: I'm telling you I'm dying, I don't care. Check out my morphine.


Unknown_27:  Why would you do that?


Unknown_11: Because of you.


Unknown_06: Oh my God. That's a fucking dark statement. She said, I'm dying because I took all my morphine and I don't care. Why would you do that? Because of you. Because of me. Because of you. Goodbye.


Unknown_27: Okay. Can I do anything for you?


Unknown_06: No.


Unknown_06: I don't know. You got any fucking Narcan, buddy? She says she's dying from her morphine. You overreacting, mom.


2:34:32
Unknown_12:  You are.


Unknown_12: What?


Unknown_12: Want to look for what?


Unknown_12: Where's your morphine at?


Unknown_12: I just asked you what do you need from me and I'm trying to help you out.


Unknown_11: Okay?


Unknown_11: Alright.


Unknown_11: Bye mom.


2:35:05
Unknown_11: Check on you in a minute.


Unknown_04:  I guess this is the police dispatch. Only 22 seconds.


Unknown_11: Not so far. It's pretty fucking dark.


Unknown_09: Okay.


2:35:46
Unknown_04:  Okay, and this is a little bit funnier.


Unknown_06: But after COG declared total fucking retard war on Kino Casino, he has since completely deleted his entire catalog of videos. And I don't know if there's been any update to this since. He just kind of disappeared. I'm not sure why. Yeah, there has been no update since this was posted.


Unknown_04:  Is that really it?


2:36:20
Unknown_06: He just deleted all his shit. Nobody noticed except a couple of people in the, the dedicated Ethan Ralph, a logging community.


Unknown_04: Okay.


Unknown_04: Very cool.


Unknown_04: I think that's it for that.


Unknown_04: Is that, um, no, there is a internet famous stuff. Okay. Um,


Unknown_06:  We're getting close to the nine-hour long Ethan Ralph segment, though. I'm going to try to cover the entire breakup saga with fucking Scarlett Hampton, which is going to take forever.


2:36:57
Unknown_06: Okay, PewDiePie has vibe-coded his own project, apparently. Let's see.


Unknown_18: It's over.


Unknown_18:  It's done. I am releasing a project I've been working on for myself, how it came to be. When I started self-hosting, I started to try and self-host AI. And to me, that felt so powerful. Like I'm living in some sci-fi universe and this is all on my computer.


Unknown_06:  So he's making an AI company, really?


Unknown_18: That's crazy. The point is, you realize the model that you can run at home are amazing. The problem is the way you interact with the model, okay? Because at the time, I was trying to self-host the UI for it to get the same experience as I was paying my subscriptions for.  And I realized all these things that sort of come together and make this an amazing experience was completely missing. Where's my memory? Where's my deep research? What about the agent? What about all these simple integrations like webhooks? I spent like two days trying to integrate that.


2:37:33
Unknown_06: Okay, I get it. It's a self-hosted AI thing.


Unknown_06:  It's a very nice design. Probably used all of his fucking money to... Oh, I don't like that. If you ever make a website chat, do not make it hijack your scroll bar like that. I do not need help scrolling down a fucking page. It does not impress me when you do this shit.


2:38:10
Unknown_06: Okay, self-hosted interface for talking to language models, hyphen, chat, autonomous agents, tools. So this is all vibe coded, I bet.


Unknown_06: Does PewDiePie have a GitHub account now?


Unknown_04: PewDiePieArchDemon.


Unknown_06:  It's already got like 8 trillion fucking PR requests because he's PewDiePie. Okay.


Unknown_06: That's very cool. That's very nice shit.


2:38:44
Unknown_06: Dionysus?


Unknown_06: That's the name of the cult of like sex gods in Greek mythology or whatever.


Unknown_06: Very cool PewDiePie.


Unknown_06:  I bet you he has no issues getting hosting. I bet you he has no issues finding a co-location spot. Must be fucking nice shit. Must be real fucking nice.


Unknown_04: Okay, so this is apparently Hasan getting pressed by Black Panthers at a anti-ice protest.


2:39:16
Unknown_06: So let's see Hasan get mogged. Apparently he just walks off once he realizes that people are making fun of him.


Unknown_28:  where these institutions that are doing this violence feel a sense of accountability why is there an ip2 logo on this is ip2 just ip2 if only it was not completely full of retards they could be like a distributed news system for like internet drama instead they're just like all like


2:39:48
Unknown_06:  self-promoting assholes that walk over each other and get drunk and puke and shit.


Unknown_11: He's getting him out of there. Something just happened, bro. Something just happened. Be careful. I just seen a nigga bust his ass right there.


Unknown_11:  Wait, what happened? What happened there? You're a fucking fraud.


Unknown_10: You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. People follow him because he got money.


Unknown_16: Look at him running. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.


2:40:23
Unknown_10:  Fuck Twitch, they ain't get outta here with them viewbots! You viewbot and pussy! The fuck outta here, you viewbot and bitch! The fuck outta here, nigga! Go back to your desktop, you dog abuser!


Unknown_04: You fucking dog abuser!


Unknown_10: You abuse dogs, huh? You fucking bitch! You abuse dogs, right?


Unknown_10: How about we abuse you? You fucking punk! You abuse dogs! Word! Word?


Unknown_06: What's up, what's up? What's up? You abuse dogs too?


Unknown_10:  what's up you fucking dog abuser get the fuck out of my shit turkey your response sorry trachea your response fuck out of here fuck twits go suck dan clancy dick respect women queen i will never disrespect you he muttered stupid bitch under his breath and then said respect queen out loud that's motherfucker


2:41:21
Unknown_10:  This for my people right here. I don't even know this nigga. This is my people. Fuck you. Fuck Twix. You dog abusing bitch. Yeah. You dog abuser. Yeah. You abuse dogs, right? You think that's sexy?


Unknown_10: You think that's sexy?


Unknown_10:  Don't touch me. You think abusing dogs is sexy? You think abusing dogs is sexy? Oh my God.


Unknown_06: Is this Hassan's like stretch limo caravan? Dogs is sexy, you weird ass bitch.


Unknown_10: What's up?


Unknown_06: No, I guess not. I guess those are police vehicles. Is he like on two stretch limos?


2:41:53
Unknown_10: Okay, so fuck him then. Fuck him then. Why are you walking with him if he did it? Why are you walking with him if he abused his dog? Why are you walking with him if he abused his dog? So if you condone that, fuck you too.


Unknown_10: Okay, come on.  Come on. Yeah, we can run. Let's run. Let's run, baby. I like running. Let's run. Let's run. Let's run. I like your red hair. That's nice. Yo, you abuse dogs, you fucking weirdo.


Unknown_10: You abuse dogs, you weirdo. Fuck, Twitch, don't touch me. I didn't touch shit.


2:42:24
Unknown_06: Yo, you smell like shit. The tranny guard rolls up, and the first thing this African-American gentleman has to say is, you smell like shit. Yo, back up. You do. And then the tranny cope left. Hey!


Unknown_11:  He said I smell like feces.


Unknown_10: Fuck Twitch. Fuck Twitch and fuck you. Fuck Twitch and fuck you. You fucking viewbotter. Yo, you abused your dog? That's crazy, bro. Yo, your dog got a shot collar? Your dog got a shot collar? What you gonna hit me?


2:42:57
Unknown_06:  okay so what i'm in public though freedom yeah she has the fucking like rape rag on her face he's a dog abuser he's a dog abuser he's a dog abuser why are you condoning a dog abuser fuck twitch you abused your dog you abused your daughter yeah you abused your dog that's crazy bro  How come Hassan simply doesn't engage in dialectics with this African-American gentleman to make him understand the glory and vision of the prosperous communist utopia that we could all belong to? Why doesn't he just make him see that the dog abuse is merely an allegation in a conduit of white supremacy? Since they're all equals here, and since brown power  And unity is important. He can't engage him and simply let him know that he's facilitating dog abuse jacketing for the purposes of white supremacy. He just can't do it.


2:43:52
Unknown_05: Very sad.


Unknown_06: When does he leave? Does he ever leave?


Unknown_10: Why would you abuse your dog though? Why would you abuse your dog? You know he abuses dogs.


Unknown_10: Did you guys hear? Did you guys hear that he abuses dogs?


Unknown_06:  Very cool.


Unknown_06: Chunk Yogurt of the Young Turks says that he and Hasan Piker have both been banned from entering the United Kingdom ahead of whatever the fuck SXSW London is. The Young Turks' chief pundit and co-founder, Chunk Yogurt, and were barred from entering the UK over government concerns. His presence would not be conductive to the public good. I guess this is Hasan talking about it, but Chunk says...


2:44:26
Unknown_06:  I have been banned from the UK. I tried to get on a flight to London to attend SXSW London and give a speech at Oxford.


Unknown_06: I've been banned for criticizing Israel. Are we free anymore? This is oppression of Western citizens by our own governments on behalf of a different country. So true, King.


Unknown_06: Let's see what Hassan has to say about this. Did you guys know that this guy abused his dog? Did you know he's a dog abuser? This guy's a dog abuser.


2:45:03
Unknown_11:  Did the thing crash?


Unknown_06: I've been banned, chat, by my own system. I suppose I've been sneeting too hard. Let me try fixing this real quick.


Unknown_04: Did you guys know that he's a dog abuser? Okay, fix Arena.


Unknown_06: Where's my fucking chunk yogurt content, goddammit?


2:45:38
Unknown_28:  Left-wing YouTube pundit, Cenk Uygur banned from entering the UK. Yeah, it's okay. Well, I didn't want to talk about it, but, uh, my visa has also been revoked. Um, we just found out.


Unknown_28: So yes, yes, I will not be going as, as it stands currently. I don't believe that I'll be able to go to the United Kingdom, uh, this upcoming week.


Unknown_06:  Why not go on a dinghy? Just take a dinghy from France to London.


2:46:13
Unknown_28: For this?


Unknown_28: I was supposed to do something with Yanis Varoufakis, do something with Zach Polanski, do something with Jeremy Corbyn, do something at the Oxford Union.


Unknown_28: And now... Now that shit's just over, huh? The Labour government has revoked our visas.


Unknown_28:  Go to Ireland? Okay, guys, it's not about fucking being in the vicinity of the UK. I was supposed to do shit in the UK.


2:46:43
Unknown_06: Now you can't.


Unknown_28: Yeah.


Unknown_28: Sad state of affairs.


Unknown_06: Sad state of affairs. Okay. Can I briefly talk on this? I didn't even have this lined up.  We don't know. This is Tamaj. I think S-Z in Romanian is a shush sound. Tamaj Shasbo. This is Tor Swats.


2:47:16
Unknown_06: And he's currently in United States prisons. He was extradited from Romania to the U.S. He was sentenced, given four years, because he rolled over on all the other people that he was swatting people with.


Unknown_06: And I thought this is Tor Swats. Zasbo.  whatever. Romanian names are stupid. Anyways, uh, her or his, um, girlfriend has been yelling at, um, Jim on Twitter because, uh,


2:47:51
Unknown_06:  his arrest record got sent to him by the FBI and Elaine, who if you, I don't know if I ever talked about this on stream. Cause I try to ignore her cause she's like a massive attention whore. But at this point I just kind of want to fry her and get her arrested. Cause she's a horrible, psychotic pedophile cunt who just keeps trying to swat people. Um, she got into a fight with Jim and, uh, threatened to swat him again. In fact, he was swatted after she threatened to swat him again. And then she went private on Twitter.  But her current fascination is by saying that this is not her boyfriend. Whoever this ugly, hideous man is, is definitely not her boyfriend.


2:48:30
Unknown_06: If you have ever heard of Elaine, you might know that she's physically sliced into my thigh, or into her thigh, my name. Because someone pretending to be me catfished her successfully over Discord. And in their circle, because she's adjacent to the pedophile sextortion stuff from UTTP and 764, they call them cutsluts.  And the person pretending to be me asked her to cut slut and cut my name into her thigh, which she did. She now asks other people to cut slut for her. And there is a 15-year-old, I think Polish girl, who has cut Elaine's name into her or something like that. It might have even been the other way around. Elaine might have cut her name into her. I don't know who did the cutting, but that's what they do up in the Internet these days.


2:49:10
Unknown_06:  So she vehemently denies that she ever did this, but she continues to cut slut to this day, I think. And also denies that this is Tamash Zabo. And it leads one to wonder why. She very proudly talks about being in a relation with Taurus Watts. And now that Taurus Watts is in jail, she says that's not his actual mugshot and the Kiwi fags are wrong again.


Unknown_06: But this came directly from the Department of Corrections. And those are not inaccurate. So...  From the Virginia Department of Corrections. The Bureau of Prisons at the federal level does not release mugshots, but when he was extradited to the United States, they held him in Virginia and they transported him to a county jail, which is very common for extraditions pending transfer to a federal prison. But he was held briefly in Virginia and they do mugshot people.  And they do post those on the internet. So that's how we got the thing. And we know those Vine records aren't inaccurate. Because we've seen Vine records of Bossman Jack 47 times. We got the Vine records of Christian Wesson Chandler. They're accurate. They're on the internet. It's a part of their system. But Elaine denies that this is him. And is very angry at people talking about the fact that this is him. And is DMCing pictures of him off the internet. And it's probably because he's ugly.


2:50:19
Unknown_06: But...


Unknown_06:  the alternative is that she's still being catfished. Um, now Elaine is undeniably a completely evil, like malicious person. Um, she's nuts, but she's also dumb. She's one of the dumbest people I've ever met and she's very easily tricked and she's very gullible. And, uh, so she's this weird mixture of just like completely, uh, lacking in any, any moral decency, completely lacking in any kind of, uh,  scruples that usually hold people back. She's a very low IQ psychopath, uh, true to form. And she's very desperate for attention, but for some reason she wants to cover this up and I don't know why. And it's a very real possibility that she's not actually in a relationship with this guy at all. And she thinks she's in a relationship with him.  But the pictures that the guy's been using to catfish her are fake or of a different guy. And she just doesn't know that and can't cope with it. So it's either she's embarrassed by how fucking hideous he is or she's being catfished and has to come to terms with that.


2:51:28
Unknown_06: Just one of the...


Unknown_06:  Uh, one of the weird things, one of these weird things on the peripheral that I like try to ignore, but she's, um, she's flying really close to the sun and the likelihood that she will be arrested and extradited just like him, uh, is increasing every time she does some dumb shit like this, like swatting Medicare after getting into a confrontation with him on Twitter, uh, like the same fucking day.


2:52:09
Unknown_06: Uh, so there you go.


Unknown_04: What is this?


Unknown_23:  Oh my gosh. Remember I said we would get a gigantic batch all at once and we just did. So take you through this. About 40% of the vote of all the votes that are going to be cast just got released here. We are talking about vote by mail again that arrived by election day. Some of this might have arrived a while ago. That's the type of vote you're talking about. There's Karen Bass, the incumbent.


2:52:41
Unknown_06: Can someone explain to me what's going on with this LA mayor election? Do they want Matt Suey to win?  Is Spencer Pratt like the Chud candidate? Is Matsui the one that they want to win? Or is Karen Best the one they want to win? What's the deal with... Why is everyone paying attention to the L.A. mayoral election? Who gives a fuck?


Unknown_06: Pratt is Chad. Okay. Hassan wants Nitya Rahaman Pajit woman to win. That's fucking gross.


2:53:13
Unknown_06: Is Matsui...


Unknown_06:  No, this is House elections. This is different. Running at 38 percent.


Unknown_23: And there is Spencer Pratt running at 28 percent right now as an eight point advantage or a twenty five thousand vote advantage over Nithya Raman, the third place candidate right now. Counselor Nithya Raman, the third place candidate in this race. That's with 40 percent.


Unknown_04: So what's the update on this?


2:53:45
Unknown_06:  I know that there's, for some reason, despite this being a mayoral election and everyone living in the same fucking geographic vicinity, apparently it's going to take multiple weeks for them to count and tabulate the election there. I don't know what the fuck is going on. As of now, Nithya Raman has 23.4%. Spencer Pratt has 29.4% and Karen Bass has 35.1%.


Unknown_06:  So I don't know what the fuck is going on. How could they not count ballots for a mayoral fucking election? Does LA have a weird runoff system? Are they going to do like the Brazil thing where they narrow it down to two choices and then run that? Or is this like first past the post?


2:54:33
Unknown_04: The whole election system is ours.


Unknown_06:  Is LA first or may or rule first past the post?


Unknown_04: Uh, hello AI. Can you fucking spoon feed me please?


Unknown_04: Oh, it's an election. Oh, if it's a, um, if it's an election based thing, the AI will refuse to answer your question.


2:55:05
Unknown_06: That's funny.


Unknown_06:  Because they don't want to get, like, mega-raped. Dude, look at... That's so silly. Look at this shit. I told you we got to... Oh, my...


Unknown_06:  So, uh, what's the borders of... Look at this fucking shit. Why are there holes in it? Why does the city have holes in the boundary? Why is there, like... This thing looks like a fucking space station in orbit, like a future... Can you see it? It's like they got, like, the weird thing down here. It's like the engine room for the space station. What the fuck are the boundaries of this shit?


2:55:36
Unknown_06: Okay, I don't want... I want the 2026 Los Angeles one, not the 2022.


Unknown_06:  There's no picture for Spencer Pratt. He doesn't exist. There are no photos of him they can use, even though he's in second place for the mayoral election.


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_06: I don't know why anyone's paying attention to this shit. This shit's gay. You're not going to win.


Unknown_06: Is it supposed to be like, holy fuck, there's like a chud uprising in California. The chudly guy is coming in second. I don't know. Tell me when you win. I like winners, buddy.


2:56:11
Unknown_06:  Speaking of winners, I actually already mentioned this, but H3 lost his lawsuit to Denim's. If you missed the first hour, there was a preliminary verdict in the H3 v. Denim's copyright case, and the judge basically says he intends to rule in Denim's favor and call her use fair, which is great news for fair use, but not great news for the state of Israel.


2:56:47
Unknown_06: Next.


Unknown_06:  Okay. So there's been a weird thing where, um, I played very recently, this JDN guy and Alex Rosen at I fight for kids guy. And they were both, they're both like predator hunters. And they had teamed up in Florida to confront that weird looks, Max or guy that's not clavicular, but the one that was accused of watching child pornography and  And J. Dion and Alex were there, and J. Dion's like, so you're not watching any more kiddie porn, right? And the guy's just like, yeah, I'm all done with watching children being raped. And he, like, fist bumps him and is like, that's right. And then, of course, he gets arrested because he just confessed to watching child pornography. And then they found child pornography on his fucking phone because I guess he was afraid to delete it. He was like...  Well, I guess that's over. I don't have to delete it now. There's not going to be any police follow-up to this, I guess.


2:57:18
Unknown_06: Which was a good decision. I encourage that decision to keep evidence on you when there's an investigation on you, if you're a pedophile.


Unknown_06: But despite the bromance, the team-up of the Gideon and the Alex Rosen...  Fortunately, it was too sweet to last, you heard. And they've broken up. Jadeon has formally denounced Alex Rosen based off things that Alex Rosen has said in a Twitter space, which he will play for us.


2:57:54
Unknown_03: Get together and get this guy out of jail, for real. Like...


Unknown_03:  Do it by telling the truth. Do it by contributing a little bit. But, man, I'm serious, bro. If you're also on that live stream, write a statement to his lawyer and come testify against this shit. Like, you know, do this lawfully. But, man, come on. Come on, guys. That person should not have any fucking victory party, bro.


2:58:30
Unknown_03:  I will literally prioritize fucking this shit over even catching the pedos is that that shit just pissed me off, man.


Unknown_07: You guys heard him for yourself. He thinks that, you know, supporting shut the builder, a racist man who was trying to find any excuse to shoot a black person is more important than helping children. It's more important than getting predators off the streets. And nobody is more important than the mission.


Unknown_07:  So that's the basis of his disavowal that Alex Rosen said that supporting the black murdering white boy.


2:59:08
Unknown_06:  was more important than saving them kids, so therefore he's a hypocrite.


Unknown_06: In his defense, that is a pretty terrible thing to say, that your desire to keep Chud the Builder out of jail is trumping your desire to help them kids. Probably not the best for your brand when your brand is at ifightforkids on Twitter. But, um, I don't know. I feel like that's a respectable personal choice. We are in a race war, after all.  You can't be siding with the whiteys when the whiteys are getting wild. As a black man, I understand his perspective.


2:59:45
Unknown_06: If I was a black man, I would understand his perspective, I suppose. Unfortunately, that means that the key is suffer. It also means that now there is heat on Gideon from the whitey caucus.  the Caucasoid Caucus, and they have found some evidence of their own on Gideon. This is a five-minute-long clip. I don't know if I'll play this entire thing. I believe the context of this is that the man in the... Is that the Steelers?


3:00:19
Unknown_06: I think this is a pedophile, and he's wearing a Steelers hat, Chad, I think. So we'll see.


Unknown_07: Sorry, Texas.


Unknown_06: I'm sorry.


Unknown_06:  Is this guy posting? I've seen that guy's name before. Nova?


3:00:54
Unknown_04: He's a threat in Spurgatory, doesn't he?


Unknown_04: No, he does not.


Unknown_04: This guy's a pedophile, right?


Unknown_04: Gabriel...


Unknown_06:  Oh, God. Oh, my God. Holy shit. This guy's fucking hideous.


Unknown_06: What the fuck?


Unknown_06: Is he a troon?


Unknown_06: What the fuck am I looking at? What the fuck is this?


3:01:27
Unknown_06: Is this him? Is this the same fucking guy?


Unknown_06: What the fuck? That's fucking...


Unknown_06:  Oh, my God. Okay, so he's talking to Nova, who apparently is a pedophile. He's a diaper-fag TikTok pedophile, and he loves the state of Israel. And Jadeon is confrontating and conversating Nova.


Unknown_06: It says Nova MH advocate. I don't even want to know what the fuck MH stands for, but he's an advocate for it.  And they're confrontating. And apparently he does something that is unwise during this.


3:01:59
Unknown_07: Yo, be polite. Tell him, tell him I just want to talk on the stream. I'm going to send a galaxy.


Unknown_06: Oh. You can't ignore it. Okay, he's dropping a fat gal on our boy Nova. And as you can see, the thing down here


Unknown_06:  Like there's different things, right? They have different coin values, rose, finger, heart, let them cook, gamer tater.  And these have financial values associated with them. And if you ever watch a drama livestream, they're getting inundated with these stickers throughout the thing. I don't know how much a Galaxy is. I want to say it's a big one. I want to say Galaxy is like $10 or some shit. So the issue is that he's giving money to this guy who's a chomo or whatever the fuck. And he's getting a big fucking Galaxy from him. You can't ignore a Galaxy. That must be $100 or some shit.


3:02:31
Unknown_07: You can't ignore a Galaxy.


3:03:10
Unknown_06:  It's $13 to $15, chat. You can't fucking... If someone drops you a fat gal on the TikTok, you gotta know what's up.


Unknown_07: He ended his stream.


Unknown_06: After getting the galaxy, he just... Oh, he's got fucking plagiarism. He drops the fucking gal on him and he just shuts off the stream.


Unknown_07:  Wow.


Unknown_07: Wow. Straight up just ended his stream.


Unknown_07: Wow.


Unknown_06: Thanks for the money, dummy. I'm sure he's going to put that to good use. He has a guy on the internet that could take that $10 and convert it to an asset that he's more interested in. Thanks to Dion. TikTok has streams? Yeah, Grandpa. What do you think the kids are doing these days?


3:03:45
Unknown_07:  Took the money and dipped. Goodbye. He took the money and dipped.


Unknown_07: Dang, they already posted it.


3:04:17
Unknown_07: Oh my gosh.


Unknown_07: They're already posting how he just ended his stream.


Unknown_07: Hold on.


Unknown_06: Disrespect.


Unknown_06: Giving money to pedos and getting disrespected for it.


Unknown_07: Nova immediately.


Unknown_06:  Now he's having to eat shit. Solidus Nova says, Nova immediately in-stream after EDP Watch donates a Galaxy. And he booksmarks it. Wow. They're already posting that shit.


Unknown_06: Makes him look very suspicious shit, huh? Is this another whitey dub?


3:04:51
Unknown_06: By the way, Alex did put up his money where his mouth is. And offered to set his bond. Or pay his bond, which is a million dollars. However...  The judge, I don't know if this is a specific rule to the judge or this is a specific rule to where he was arrested, but apparently the judge now requires that of the $1 million bond, only $100,000 at a time can be paid by any specific party.


3:05:27
Unknown_06:  So even if Alex Rosen wants to pay the bond, which he does, he would have to find nine other people willing to put the bond up with him. So it's not just that they need the money. They need the money in a specific way just to add some extra hoops to jump through so that he can get out. So that seems like some fucking bullshit. I don't know why they care, but apparently they do. So sorry, Chud.


Unknown_06:  And then Clavicular had rhinoplasty. He had his face butchered because he's look-smacking. He's going to be like Michael Jackson by the time he's like 30. He's going to be like missing parts. He's going to be wearing like a prosthetic nose and shit. He's going to be like, I'm look-maxing, y'all.


3:06:08
Unknown_06: I don't care to see this. Clavicular kind of disgusts me. I don't really care for him.


Unknown_06: Okay, this is Elijah's call to Chad Champion.  circulating on Twitter. Notable moments include a Freudian slipper Elijah says, your friend's dick in your mouth instead of in her mouth, talking about getting horny around naked men and having orgies. Okay, I'm sold.


Unknown_05: I'd love to see you in a traditional format.  And I'd love to have you on the show in person, by the way. In person. I'd love you to come out for like a week, actually, or like four days.


3:06:44
Unknown_05: Now, I wouldn't do this, but I know this guy with platinum blonde hair. You're going to like him.


Unknown_05: And you're going to fuck some bitches together. Because, you know, here's the last red pill that people don't know.


Unknown_05:  People are really like, oh, threesomes. Oh, my dream. It's like two girls. Bro, listen.


3:07:18
Unknown_06: Is he going to say it's two guys? You want an MMF threesome? Is that the dream?


Unknown_05: Girls lie about orgasming and cumming, and they lie about everything. And also sexism. What's the MM threesome? And if you really want to perform well, you probably have to take a blue chew.  But with two women, it's – what you're thinking a threesome is is not – a threesome with your bro and a girl and a threesome with two girls is very different.


Unknown_05: I can't believe I called that. I can't believe I called that.


3:07:50
Unknown_05: When you're with a hoe you don't like –


Unknown_05:  It's much more fun to grab one of your homies and fuck a girl because when you're fucking her, you don't love her, by the way. You don't love her. You don't know her.


Unknown_05: She can't talk to you the whole time because either your dick's in her mouth or your friend's dick's in your mouth. And it... And in her mouth. And it's like...


3:08:27
Unknown_05:  one of these things where it's like, it's like, it doesn't matter, dude. It's like, it's like, well, I don't want to fuck a girl after a guy's been inside her. It's like, it's not a guy. It's your homie. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Someone agrees. It's your boy, dude. There ain't nothing gay. What? If you skinny dip with your boy in a lake, were you gay? Cause you're naked together. Like, what do you turn on by your, you know, homies dick in the gym? Yes, you are. No, but, uh, this nigga is super gay. It's like, uh, it's like, like, it's like, uh,  It's like one of these things where it's like, I don't know. I'm kind of with the sexuality thing. It's like, even if you double fuck in one pussy, whatever, it's not gay.


3:09:01
Unknown_06: That's the gayest way to describe heterosexual vaginal sex I've ever heard. If you double fuck in one pussy, excuse me. What the fuck? I also really appreciate the detail that he has three clocks in the background. And one of them just says Asia. You have New York city.  London, and then Asia, which spans from fucking Istanbul to, like, Hawaii, theoretically.


Unknown_05: It's your homie, you know, in the ass, the pussy, whatever. And it's kind of cool, because you're both trying to fuck a chick, and you got your boy there.


3:09:36
Unknown_05:  And you're kind of like, yeah, suck his dick, you know? He's my boy, you know? And it's not your girl, right? And so I think maybe your cock pill's underdeveloped. I think your cock... Your cock pill? Why do we have cock pills?


Unknown_06: Why are we developing our cock pill?


Unknown_05: Pilling is actually way underdeveloped.  I think that your cock-pilling is not actually fully... You're too young to understand what you're thinking. And I think that what you're thinking of is threesomes, or even foursomes, but with your boys. Foursomes with the boys!


Unknown_06:  Three dudes and one girl? Your ball sacks are going to be bumping up against each other, bro. That's fucking gay.


3:10:11
Unknown_06: If you don't know, by the way, the origin of it's only gave the balls touch is in an old 4chan post.  about mmf threesomes where it's like is it gay to fuck a girl with your bro and the coat post was only if the balls touch but if you got three bros i don't see how that's logistically possible to not have the balls touch at that point you're gonna be doing some real gymnastics there to not have balls touching okay that's pretty fucking gay i just want to watch it all go down i don't even want to participate


3:10:55
Unknown_06:  I don't even want to participate. He says, Elijah's awestruck. How could you say that to me? How could you break my heart?


Unknown_06: Oh, um, okay. Low tier. God has managed to enter public opinion again. Cause he's gotten a restraining order placed against him for three years. Uh,


Unknown_06:  I don't know who BM Rose is, but I guess that's baby mama. Oh, baby BM Rose, baby mama, baby mama Rose. When June 11th, he'll go to court again to try to get custody of his daughter, who he hates and has threatened. A recording of this was filed.  among other clips where humorous moments pop up, where the judge asked him if he's a groomer, that he was, quote, at the poor people gym, and I can confirm that he is still slim gym legs, and that his handwriting was so small and bad the judge was not able to read it.


3:11:30
Unknown_06: So he's compiled the clips together. Okay. Yeah.


Unknown_29:  You know what I think is funny? When broke people think they can't be sued. You ever heard a retard that's just a complete idiot just think that because they don't bring in a certain income they can't be sued for defamation? You ever heard some stupid, like stupid, a stupid retarded person say that?  Well, oh, they can't sue me because I don't have any money anyway. Doesn't matter. See, what happens is when you have a track record of doing things that is coordinated online defamation, right? A coordinated online defamation campaign. And I got all the proof.  And I take your ugly ass to court, whoever that may be. You can't just not be sued because you don't have the money. Especially when the proof is in the pudding. I just think it's dumb when retards think that they can't be sued because they don't have money. That's not what being sued is. I could bury you in debt because you wouldn't keep your fucking mouth closed. Especially when I got all and every last proof. And I'm guessing that's what he has. I'm just kind of using this as an example. I'm just...  I just wanted to bring up the fact that only retards think that they can't be sued if they don't have the money.


3:12:42
Unknown_29: Talking about his baby mama.


Unknown_06: Okay. Let's skip to the five-minute mark where he's talking about the restraining order, which is the subject of this segment.


Unknown_01: I think one thing both of you need to pay attention to is Charlie's 12. As Charlie gets older...


3:13:22
Unknown_01:  Who knows? It probably is happening now.


Unknown_01: She'll be able to access your posts and see what it is you're saying about her. Or if she doesn't, her friends will.


Unknown_01: So I think you've got to keep in mind that everything you put online, it never goes away. And so your child will be able to see that stuff and see what you're saying about each other and what you're encouraging other people to do.


3:13:57
Unknown_01:  So I would think as a parent, that would be very concerning and should be enough to make you stop.


Unknown_01: But I actually don't think it will. I do find


Unknown_01:  And I looked at a lot of the stuff I couldn't see, but I could see that there was a sufficient. I mean, I think what's happening here is that comments are being made that are provocative and they provoke people in the community, some of whom are just random people who are following somebody on social media to engage in actions. Someone says that he won, but I don't see that.


Unknown_06: Did he win?


3:14:33
Unknown_01: And I think that's because of what the post says.


Unknown_01: So I do find that.


Unknown_01:  She is harassing the petitioner. So I'm going to issue a restraining order for three years. Ma'am, you are not to harass, attack, strike, threaten, assault him, disturb his peace. And that means emotional or mental calm.


Unknown_01: It can be done online.


Unknown_01: I'm not making... What does this woman look like?


Unknown_06: Look to your God, baby mama Rose. I'll make a no contact order except to discuss child-related visits or...


3:15:10
Unknown_01:  Alright, I'm going to order further, ma'am, that you are not to publish.


Unknown_06: Oh my god. Holy shit. Life fucking choices here.


Unknown_11: Wow.


Unknown_04: No comment.


Unknown_04: Wow.


Unknown_04: Yep.


Unknown_06:  Okay, and last one before we get to Ralph. LeafyIsHere is not dead, and he's extremely unfortunate looking. He just looks like the most dysgenic freak that has ever fucking walked the earth. An actual paleolithic caveman brought to current day.


3:15:44
Unknown_06: Balding hideously, just absolutely atrocious. Fucking hideous. Just terrible.


Unknown_06: So, that is the LeafyIsHere update. Still alive, um...


Unknown_06:  He looks like the most unfortunate person you can imagine. Have you ever walked into a place and there's a guy working a dead-end job in his 40s?  And he just looks like he's completely and totally given the fuck up and his every waking moment is just agony. He looks like he's there, man. He looks like he's 40 years old and he's like a male clerk at some big business that could just eat him up and shit him out at a moment's notice. And he knows this and he's just completely given up on ever making his life any better.  That's where he's fucking. Someone in chat's like, yeah, that's me.


3:16:20
Unknown_06: Bro, you don't take the leafy pill. Don't do it. You have so much to live for, bro. You can turn it around even now. Don't take the leafy pill.


3:16:55
Unknown_06: You have so much to live for. Be grateful. You don't have Down syndrome. We don't have to abort you. Get over it, man. You can do it. I believe in you.


Unknown_06:  All right, the 10-hour-long Ethan Ralph segment starting three and a half hours in. You ready?


Unknown_06: So here's the deal.


3:17:27
Unknown_06: Ethan Ralph and Scarlett Hampton are Hampton, like a hamster, are star-crossed trailer trash lovers. They've got that spark. They've got that je ne sais quoi.  And she has that viv, vim, and vigor to reignite the Ralph of males passions. Ralph has been a smoldering mess and abscess in his own life for so long that he's truly forgot how to be Ethan Ralph. But this crazy bish might just have what it takes to bring him back from the edge.


Unknown_06:  Um, Scarlett Hampton and Ethan Ralph have broken up approximately four times already. Uh, every time they've met up together has ended in a police confrontation. And, um, apparently he's stolen from her and she has blackmail material on him and they're going back and forth and it's real nasty, real ugly, real trashy beneath notice. The bottom rungs of society and I'm fucking all for it. So we're going to talk about Ethan Ralph.


3:18:11
Unknown_06:  Scarlett Hampton says ridiculous at the Ralph retort. You're five foot one and still never asked consent before you violate all laws. Call my mother. You don't have one. You seem to put my family on docks already. So you who are you to act big little man? Say small five foot one. You fled from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Fish.  Like actually making fun of how he speaks directly to him, knows all of his insecurities, presses all his buttons. And he says, your mother wishes she was dead. She told me that personally. It must be such a disgrace to have a whore like you for a daughter.


3:18:45
Unknown_06: And then he goes live to epically own Scarlett.


Unknown_06:  I do have some clips for this, but it's mostly going to be tweets. Scarlett says on Twitter, has he told you yet someone will show up with a gun at your door within 24 hours to feed you a bullet? Well, he did to me. He talks about my sister and my mother all the time in relation to demands placed upon me to do so. They will be safe or placed upon me to do so. They will be safe. You have no input of relevance to the safety of me and my family.  Ethan Oliver says, I said eat one. That means you will serve it personally yourself, not someone else serving it to you.


3:19:24
Unknown_06: Scarlett says, I love the new Rumble Video Revenge Porn Rape Club started by the Ralph Retort Ethan Oliver Ralph. He is such a smart guy. Shout out to the Killstream Live. Notorious for being a wonderful advocate for taxing, swatting, exploitation, rape of mental illness.


3:19:56
Unknown_06:  Bro, if you're talking to a woman and she says that you raped her mental illness, red flag is not the appropriate language to describe that. You're already being eaten by a shark. At that exact moment, you did not observe the red flags and you have lost a limb to the two different sharks that are gnawing on you.


3:20:29
Unknown_06:  gaslighting, blackmail, theft, harassment, extortion, indecent exposure, revenge porn, I think a second time, animal abuse, child neglect, identity theft, and so forth.  Very fancy word to pull out as a prostitute. It's an easy sport, no blood shed for such a battle he sees it as. So what? The Ralph Retort famous for a limp dick and a gunt. I wish he would start a fund for the surgery that removes that lard he hauls around. It would make a great pillow, doesn't it? Or it does make a great pillow, doesn't it?


Unknown_06: Mablair says, if he's posting revenge porn, notify the FBI. They will get him even in Mexico. That is romantic jail time.  Ralph says, Lamal, you dumb bish.


3:21:18
Unknown_06: Ralph then says, 6 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, Killstream, dusted and disgusting. Link below. And then there is a picture of Scarlett Hampton acting very slattenly.


Unknown_06: And he says, open season.


Unknown_06:  Then this is another epic rant by Scarlett saying, Hey, Mr. Ethan Ralph at the Ralph Victoria and the money bag who paid you all for revenge porn, Gabe Hoffman. You asked for the attention. Here it is. Stop the extortion circus of soft dicks. Keep telling me how wonderful it is harassing me because it is so base to say you care about someone. You can exploit them. Make more money.


3:21:59
Unknown_06:  Money at the Ralph Retort. Money you owe the state of Wisconsin, you owe your children, and you owe Gabe.


Unknown_06: And you, Gabe, you have your chance with Ethan yet? It's not that hard. He's all yours, apparently. So prove you don't want...  Prove you don't wank it to rape and revenge porn, both of you. Jerk off instead to extortion at the expense because hurting me makes you more money. Well, Mr. 5'1 little man at the Ralph Retort said so. Ethan, some cat savior, doesn't give a damn enough to say that I bought him a flight home to save Cleo and Smoke from starvation. Remember that, Ethan, you told me you already thought they were done for already. You crossed the borderline.


3:22:31
Unknown_04:  so then I don't know what the fuck this is I guess this is a picture that she posted these are messages from someone called dad and he appears to be in Destin Florida when this picture is taken because I recognize that beach Gabe Hoffman via dad


3:23:14
Unknown_06:  is sending this i guess to scarlet and the message from gabe hoffman says i am writing you as the father of delaney green gretzinga stage named scarlet hampton delaney is presently being directly and repeatedly encouraged to end her life by a form oh it's literally her father and this is a voicemail from gabe hoffman to her father which is bizarre


Unknown_06:  Saying, Delaney is presently being directly and repeatedly encouraged to end her life by a former boyfriend named Ethan Ralph. Ralph is openly extorting her for money online during his broadcast while stating his intent is to ruin her life. These hateful uppercase I internet broadcasts, I'm assuming that is the transcription system, last for hours at a time nearly every day. Just last evening, Ralph called Delaney during his broadcast and directly instructed her to end her life multiple times in graphic fashion.  I believe it to be my ethical obligation to inform Delaney's immediate family members. Ralph operates an uppercase I internet broadcast and has been monetizing his abuse of Delaney for thousands of dollars in online stations from his largely misogynistic neo-Nazi listener base. This is Gabe Hoffman. Do you know him? And then there's another message from Kaz Mullins.


3:24:08
Unknown_06:  Apu Woffin SS says, dusting off this gym to celebrate the current mood. And then there is a tweet that says, I cheated on my boyfriend with my rapist. And then Scarlett says, rape isn't real. I said so. And Ethan Ralph can confirm this with Alice at the Ralph Rhetoric.  Um, so I guess saying that she has some, I don't, that's, this entire exchange is just like breaking my fucking brain. I don't know what the fuck is going on or who's saying what or why, but apparently there's something about Alice and rape not being real and Ethan Ralph saying so. Okay.


3:24:46
Unknown_06: Um, Ralph then tweets out, I'm gonna file a revenge porn charge against you now, you stupid bitch. Ha!


Unknown_06:  I need to work on my Ethan Ralph Joker laugh. He has a specific way he does it. Scarlett says, promises made, promises kept. And I don't know what the fuck that video is. But Billy Mitchell, for whatever reason, comes in and says, I keep seeing this Ethan Ralph guy. What did he even do? Because every time I see him, it gets worse. And Ralph says, every time I see you, I think about how you allegedly cheated at Donkey Kong.


3:25:25
Unknown_06:  I think about how you were alleged to have cheated at Donkey Kong.


Unknown_06: He continues to holler.


Unknown_06: He's now quoting Gemini Esquire.


Unknown_06:  I will literally own your ass if you publish that recording, so I hope you do. I will 2,000% pursue this in civil and federal court. Unlike you, I still have some Jew lawyer friends. I guess Gabe Hoffman. That's probably why she's angry at Gabe Hoffman in particular, because Ralph is trying to pretend that he's like his Jewish attorney.


3:26:04
Unknown_06:  In case you don't know, here's the threat. It hasn't shown up in a message yet, I don't think so. Oh, here it is.


Unknown_06: Okay, I think this is where she explains it.  Scarlett says, in reply to Open Season, says, available soon for free in full HD. Milwaukee will get a premiere screening, but next season, let's hunt a bigger buck. Wisconsin won't stand for this. Dean will certainly be loving it, won't she? You did tell her to suck your dick when she asked you about my laptop. Then again, last night, she may still be interested. Courtesy tip back to Wisconsin.


3:26:42
Unknown_06: Okay, so apparently they're not in the tweets.


Unknown_04:  Oh, this. Where the fuck is it?


3:27:19
Unknown_06: There was a tweet that she made about how there's a blowjob video they filmed.


Unknown_06: And I think it was Scarlett that said he didn't stay hard in it.


Unknown_06:  And Ralph had to come out with a cope tweet about how she was giving him head, but doing it like in a really slow way. And he said he found that undesirable, which is like a bizarre cope. So I think that we now have even more evidence that the whole broke dick thing has just been a continuous projection of him. And he probably has like vascular issues from his alcoholism and pill addictions. And now he just can't get hard.  Either that or he just masturbates so often that it's just, like, perma-floppy at this point. But this is, like, the third girlfriend to say that he couldn't keep it hard. I think even Atlas said when he tried to, like, face-rape her, he couldn't keep it hard. And I want to say that May even said... Or, uh... No, not May. Faith. Faith said that he couldn't keep it hard either, so... We now have three women that have said that he can't keep his dick hard.


3:27:59
Unknown_06: Um... No, I think they're back together...


Unknown_06:  She says, I wish you, Ethan, the best in your future endeavors. Okay, no, this is not when they're back together. Sorry. Spoiler alert. Standing at 5'1", you could be a big movie star someday. You just won't be big enough to be on black.com.


3:28:33
Unknown_06: Yucky.


Unknown_06:  I mean, he just gave her permission to upload it, so I don't know what you would get restitution for.


3:29:09
Unknown_06:  He says, zero chance she publishes it. Here she even admits it's against the law without the paperwork. Also, I'm just going to charge her federally. It's a federal crime now. I won't care anyway. It was my idea to shoot the scene. Well, that makes it sound fucking commercial, bro. It makes it sound like you've consented to having it filmed and released and that it's a commercial thing and not a revenge pornography thing.


Unknown_06: Okay, this is a video.


3:29:41
Unknown_21:  about you like i compared to where you used to be you should want to shit on you you should probably kill yourself anal sex with you right because i don't want to fucking shit on you i fucked you up your ass you don't even remember you did was i sleeping that time yeah well whatever ralph just casually admitting


Unknown_06:  to anally penetrating a prostitute who was either so fucked up on pills or alcohol or both. She literally can't remember it. I don't know how the fuck you get a dick up your ass and not remember it. You think you'd notice something is off like the next day or something, but apparently not.


Unknown_06: I guess that's what happens after your black.com career.


Unknown_06: Ralph says, oh, poor piggy is in his pen. Come out and play the Ralph Retort if you can get it up.  Coward, it's movie night. And Ralph says, I will literally own your ass if you publish that. I already read that part. Okay, so... Kino Blade says... Mikey No More says...


3:30:31
Unknown_06:  Ralph catching revenge porn charges from his previous baby moms and possibly putting revenge porn charges on his future baby moms is so Keno. Ralph replies and says, She's not pregnant. She has the copper IUD. It's like 99.99999% accurate. I think he means effective, not accurate. It's a pregnancy test that has accuracy.  Also, that is a real picture, my dear. The reason she had to work harder to keep it up is because she was slow with the blowjob. Bad form. Not enough friction. She got the job done, though. And it's only certain points it's soft-er. This happens in real prawn, for fuck's sake.  Yeah, because when you're shooting porn and you're not actually aroused at all because it's like your fucking job and you're having to take Viagra to even stay hard, it will go soft. But theoretically, if you're having sex with a woman, you should not be all floppy-woppy.


3:31:40
Unknown_04: So now Gabe Hoffman and Ralph are having a confrontation.


Unknown_06: Ralph replies to Gabe Hoffman and says,


Unknown_06:  I talked to Scarlett for an hour this morning, you greasy grabbler.


Unknown_06: The grabbler? A greasy grabbler? That's like the anti-Semitic take on the greasy strangler, the greasy grabbler.


3:32:24
Unknown_06: On what planet would anyone think you care about her? You went after her solely to mess with me? Well, I'm in the mood to mess around now.


Unknown_06:  To which a pig replies and says, After all that has happened, Ralph is still simping for that Wisconsin pussy. Ralph replies and says, Unlike Gabe, I don't want her to off herself.


Unknown_06: Despite literally saying that she should kill herself in a clip I just played. Gabe says, You have called for Scarlett Hampton, whom you acknowledge as having mental health issues, to end her own life probably 100 times in the past week during your shows, including while she is on air with you. Cut that out forever unless you want to share Andrew Anglin's fate. If you don't know, Andrew Anglin has a...


3:33:00
Unknown_06:  I don't know if it's a warrant or just a civil judgment against him. But when he was running the Daily Stormer, he made some posts. This is disputed, but he made some posts encouraging harassment of a mass shooting victim's family or something. And that was the basis for a judgment against him that he never contested in court. So I think that's what he's referring to.


Unknown_06: Ralph says...


3:33:35
Unknown_06:  By the way, Gabe Hoffman deleted the tweet where he proved beyond a reasonable shadow of a doubt that he isn't a gay pedophile. How did he do this, you ask? He posted random pictures of him standing with escorts, and he couldn't even best me on that front. Gabe says, you have instructed Scarlett Hampton. Oh, I read that already.


Unknown_06:  Then after that tweet, they have made up with each other, apparently.


Unknown_06: I think? Yeah, Gabe Hoffman blocks Scarlett Hampton saying...  He cleansed his timeline and blocked me, a neo-Nazi Shabbat goy. I was saved by Ethan from the Jays. When I posed for him to leave us alone, he blocked me within minutes. Our first W reunited at the Ralph Retort heart emoji. So, with, um...


3:34:17
Unknown_06:  Love finds a way is the moral of the story here. And anti-Semitism is a couple that hate Jews together stays together. These are true facts. And you can find ways to incorporate them in your love life, chat.


3:34:54
Unknown_06: And they have re-followed each other. So the party is over. The lovers have been reunited.  and the future is bright. Okay.


Unknown_06: Okay. So here's some random clips to, uh, round this out, provide some mirth and joy for everybody ready. So, uh, from yesterday, Ralph's falls from the part two stream falls off camera, listens to an amount of trash he falls into, and then kicks around trying to get up.


3:35:29
Unknown_11:  I may have...


3:36:14
Unknown_06:  Ralph just makes such a wonderful cacophony of sounds at every waking moment.


Unknown_04: Okay. Next, falls off his chair.


Unknown_06:  He sits on a rickety chair, and it has like a little... Ooh, did I turn off the game? Ah, I did. Okay, you guys are saved. There's a rickety chair he sits on, and he has a cushion for his ass, because it's a rickety ass chair.


3:36:57
Unknown_15:  I'm the only one in the room that they fear right now. I think they clear right now. Let's celebrate no red champagne.


Unknown_08: How did that even happen?


Unknown_08:  I don't understand how that happened. He can't even...


Unknown_15: Wait, hold up. Watch this. Look at his hands.


3:37:48
Unknown_06:  He's trying to flick the camera off? Let me drop this down to half speed. Watch.


Unknown_06: He's trying to flick the camera off, but he can't curl his fingers. He can't even flick the camera off.


Unknown_06: Is that an issue with his nerves? What the fuck is that? Why can't he bend his fingers inwards like that?


Unknown_11:  They're becoming hooves. He's like TFing into a pig in real time and he's losing joints in his fingers because they're about to be merged into a hoof. Into a pig trotter.


3:38:27
Unknown_06:  Ralph naked display of honesty regarding his kids. So Harry Morris has sent in a $3 super chat saying you will never see your daughter again. Repeatedly.


3:39:00
Unknown_12: Harry Morris sent $3. You will never see your daughter again.


Unknown_12: You will never see your daughter again.


Unknown_12: You will never see your daughter again. You will never see.


Unknown_06: Good to know Ralph.


Unknown_06:  Next.


Unknown_06: Upon being confronted by Scarlet for haphazardly leaving his unattended cats with mountains of food while on vacation, Ralph cuts his greatest promo yet, all while inadvertently confirming her accusations.


Unknown_01:  you trying to like insult my cats jesus like it can't get any worse like i you know like if you leave food out you know what i would leave more food out for my cats shut the up i would leave more food out for my cats then i would leave for you


3:39:52
Unknown_08:  How about that? I would leave them the Grand Teton Mountains of food before I would leave you one fucking morsel, cunt.


Unknown_21: Dude, someone calls the cops.


Unknown_06: Piggy admits that stalking or admitting that he stalked Pansu's Facebook while using his dead mother's Facebook account.  She needs to tell him that she wants him back and he'll pack up and leave Mexico because he still loves her. What a sad sack of shit he is.


3:40:23
Unknown_06:  So much of Ralph's content these days is just him crying while listening to emotional music.


Unknown_08: I'm just saying, every pussy's different like a snowflake. And Scarlet clearly worked on her kegels, but that's not all it's about, right? So, if you ask me, I shouldn't say this on air, but I'm going to.


3:41:04
Unknown_08:  I miss my family. And...


Unknown_08: If Pansy...


Unknown_08: If Pansy was to message me tomorrow and say... Let's put it back together. I would... Do that.


Unknown_08: Because... Because I...


Unknown_06:  I mean it's not that hard to figure out I still love her obviously but I don't think those things are going to happen so that's free bitch so much love in the air


3:42:02
Unknown_06:  and she said ethan it's so weird listening to ralph like chilling out to like relaxing flute music and i need you i i want you i want you back i'm sorry for everything on both sides i would fucking leave this mexican it's not a shed it's a very nice house by the way but there's a picture of this house i might try to find it real quick it is not very nice


Unknown_08:  I would just leave. I would just pack my shit up and leave.


Unknown_08: So... You know, so...


Unknown_06: He accidentally docks where he lives because he was ordering Uber Eats and he accidentally showed his address to  while ordering Uber. He showed his phone to the camera, and it contained his address on the Uber Eats app. And that's how he accidentally doxxed himself.


3:42:57
Unknown_08: I can't understand that type of attachment, because... She's low IQ. And so...


Unknown_08:  And, and by the way, all the things that have been said, yeah, even after all that, even after all that, I would, I would do that. That's untrue.


Unknown_00: Here it is, by the way.


3:43:38
Unknown_06:  So he lives in this. I think that both sides of this building are part of the house. But even by Mexican standards, that's pretty fucking depressing. I have never... When I lived abroad, I have never lived in a place like this. I had a very nice apartment in Cubao, in Manila. And in Ukraine, I had a... It's like a... I don't know. I forgot what they call these, but in...


Unknown_06:  In Eastern Europe, they have these courtyard buildings. It's kind of like a box with a hollow inside. I lived on the second floor of this nice, very old, in terms of style, but not like building, concrete, very quiet place. And then in Serbia, I had an apartment as well. I've never lived in a shack. This is a shack. This qualifies as a shack.


3:44:11
Unknown_00: I have hope you will find the right one and happiness.


Unknown_06:  No, it's not a commie block. A commie block is an apartment complex. I don't know what they call the squares with a courtyard.


Unknown_08: Thank you for that. We're still married.


Unknown_08: Maybe this is crazy, but I think it's a little bit of a rebellion against her parents.


3:45:05
Unknown_08:  I don't know, but I really can't take the chance on it anyway. But, you know, I looked at her Facebook page and it said Amanda Ralph.


Unknown_08: And it said it for the longest. I mean, after the controversy and everything else.


Unknown_08: And then she changed it.


Unknown_08: You know how I saw it? I saw it through my mom.


Unknown_04: My mom's.


Unknown_04:  R R P Facebook.


3:45:41
Unknown_08: And it's like, I don't know. What can you do?


Unknown_08: What, what can you do? Literally? Like I obviously hiccup.


Unknown_08:  I mean, I know this will be seen as like weakness by some people, but the person who I watched give birth to my daughter, I do still love her.


3:46:24
Unknown_04: I hate to say that. I really do.


Unknown_04:  It's just the truth. I still love her.


Unknown_04: I want the best for her and Rosa.


Unknown_06: He's so full of shit. He literally just said that he doesn't even care if he sees Rosie ever again.


Unknown_06: It's just like a bizarre... He just regrets. He doesn't actually give a fuck about either of them, but in his mind...  He is happier when he's being waited on by May. And he's, like, flip-flopping between this, like, I'm a fucking alpha male, bitch. I do what I want. And then he's, like, thinking, like, oh, fuck, I sure am lonely. The cold nights here in Mexico.


3:46:59
Unknown_06: Isolated from everyone I've ever known because of my own behavior. And I was like, you can't live with the consequences of his actions.


Unknown_08: And so...


Unknown_08:  I'm sorry that the life we were living was not compatible with children, actually. So not that there's anything nefarious there. It's just, like, I was a wild man. And I wish I could turn back the hands of time and...


3:47:36
Unknown_04:  Wish we could turn back time to the good old day.


Unknown_08: Better. But you can't do that. That's not an option. You can't do that. So, like, I just have to live with it. And, you know, it is what it is.


3:48:16
Unknown_04: People have had worse stories.


Unknown_08:  Um, do I, do I feel like actively dying of alcohol poisoning as he tries to utter this out?


Unknown_08: Would I rather crush a dump more like Scarlett Hampton? Yes.


Unknown_06: Oh, the duality of man. Do I miss my family? Yeah, bitch. I do. Do I like fucking hoe pussy? Yeah, bitch. I do. I just feel like, I don't know.


3:48:51
Unknown_00:  The real Pantsuit sent three dollars. Ethan, that's a very touching and heartfelt message, but you should know I'm never coming back. I have moved on. You should really kill yourself, though.


Unknown_08: You're not really Pantsuit. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, fake Pantsuit. I just... Thank you, fake Pantsuit. Because I hope the real Pantsuit would never say anything like that to me, because she'd be afraid of getting killed. So, uh... Anyway...


3:49:23
Unknown_06:  Basically just comedic perfection. Six minutes of endless diatribe about how he misses that bitch pantsuit. I take back in an instant. And then when haunted by a $3 super chat, immediately says, oh yeah, that bitch would be afraid I'd kill her.


Unknown_06:  Does anyone ever deserve their own prison? The prison of their own design more than Ethan Ralph? I really don't think so. I think Ralph is exactly where he's worked towards his entire life.


3:49:54
Unknown_06: Okay, there's more Ralph content. I'm enjoying my Ralph content.


Unknown_06: It'll be another year before we have another Ralph segment, so...  So this is the latest installment of Diary of a Dumb Bitch Trilogy features Ralph sober enough to hang on for an impressive three and a half hours, but still at the level of drunkenness unprecedented by his standards.


Unknown_06: Oh God, I don't know what this is.


Unknown_08:  seriously no man has eaten femme fatale 10 times i mean no don't scare she's not a femme fatale she's a dumb bit and she's actually has ocd out the fucking yang and she's not like what she portrays so they put her they put put her on porn because she looks like you know a little girl basically


3:50:49
Unknown_08:  Ralph, no.


Unknown_06: Ralph, don't say that. Your girlfriend looks like a child, Ralph.


Unknown_06: Ralph, that's an ill-advised statement, Ralph.


Unknown_08: Basically, she doesn't look like that now. She's got a bloated stomach and, you know.


Unknown_08:  She doesn't look like that now, but even though she was 21, she looked like that. Even though that bitch looks like a bloated corpse. At the time, right? And so they put her on there anyway. And, you know, probably a good call, but...  It's so comedic. She ain't shit, bro. Her stomach is bloated. She's fat. Not fat fat, but like it ain't like it was. It ain't like it was.


3:51:22
Unknown_15: Let me tell you.


Unknown_08:  Now I have my fun, and the further removed I am from that fun, I'm just sick of this bitch. And she's been talking all this shit about my children. You're really talking about my children? Dude, I'm going to do everything in my power to see your life is ruined.


3:51:53
Unknown_04:  And if you contact me and beg for forgiveness, I would probably consider it.


Unknown_08: That's it. You talked about my son for the second time and I told you don't ever, don't ever talk about my son again. I told her this personally.


Unknown_04: Don't ever do that again.


3:52:41
Unknown_04:  Ralph pulls a slight W by dunking on Scarlett for supposedly sucking off.


Unknown_04: Don't ever mention my son again.


Unknown_08:  Now I know you're a used up fucking porn whore at age 27. What do you think happens to used porn whores at age 27? What do you think happens? I mean, they either wash out of the business, they go into full-time escorting, or they kill themselves. Those are the three things. Or they go to prison somehow. Those are the things that happens.


3:53:16
Unknown_06: They hook up with a pig in Mexico.


Unknown_08: So...


Unknown_08:  Like, you may, like, I don't know if you think you're some hot shit because fucking some, what was the DJ that blew her, that she blew in her apartment? I can't remember the name. I have to look it up. And I'm like, I don't care. Like, I literally don't care.


3:53:48
Unknown_08: She sucked off some member of Steel Panther who was relevant, like,


Unknown_08:  40 years ago, like, okay, yeah, great job, Scarlett. You know, you really did a great job.


Unknown_08: You sucked off a member of Steel Panther who has not been relevant forever, but I...


Unknown_08:  But you did great. You did great. You sucked them off. I'm sure. I hope you went for the gusto. I hope you didn't half-ass it. Goddamn. I hope you went all the way.


3:54:24
Unknown_06: That's what I hope.


Unknown_06: Okay, next. This is him talking more about how unsexy he finds her.


Unknown_06:  Bloat whore sent in $10. You're way more annoying.


Unknown_00: Bloat whore sent $10. Bloat whore, bloat whore, bloat whore, bloat whore, bloat whore, bloat whore, bloat whore.


3:54:56
Unknown_08: Bloat whore, she used to be skinny. She used to have, like, six-pack abs. And now she's a fucking bloat whore.


Unknown_08:  and now she's a she's a blowed whore he's on the phone with her she's a blowed whore blowed whore and she's ashamed of herself and she should probably you should probably kill yourself why does it make it difficult  Well, I mean, I'm telling you, I mean, compared to where you used to be, compared to where you used to be, you should probably kill yourself. I didn't even pick up on that the first time I heard that in the smaller clip.


3:55:40
Unknown_06: I didn't have anal sex with you because I didn't want to shit on you.


Unknown_06:  That's the most wretched ass thing I've ever fucking heard. I love you so much, bitch. I wouldn't even do anal with you because I didn't want to get shit on your dick if you want to know the truth about it. That's like true love right there. These two were made for each other.


Unknown_08: Whatever. But... Yeah, I know, right?


Unknown_08: Yeah, well, it wasn't that impressive. Such a good person, Nathan.


3:56:16
Unknown_21: I don't give a fuck about being a good person.


Unknown_06:  okay these are two ad reads that are funny i guess i'll listen let's see watch the first oh god jesus fuck oh and before we start you know they gave me a hundred dollars the other this this  This episode of Diary of a Dumb Bish, where I talk about not getting shit on my deck from a black whore, is brought to you by... ...day for an ad read, so...


3:56:57
Unknown_08: I should probably do this. All right, parents, we'll talk for a second.


Unknown_06: If you're a parent with children listening to Ethan Ralph voluntarily, something's gone wrong, and your 4th of July educational program is not going to fucking help you.


Unknown_08: Erica...


Unknown_08:  is about to hit a huge milestone. We're coming up on... Parents, your child for the July... On the 250th birthday. 250 years of freedom, grit, sacrifice...


3:57:41
Unknown_08:  And the greatest experiment in self-government that we've ever had. We've never had this. We've never... You're going off script.


Unknown_06: You're going off script. They don't want you to go off script, Ralph. You're fucking this up. You're blowing it. We've never had this.


Unknown_08: This is the perfect moment to help your kids understand why...


Unknown_08:  This country, not just fireworks and hot dogs, but the story behind it.


Unknown_08: Tell them.


3:58:19
Unknown_08: Tell them.


Unknown_08: There's a free guide called The Kids Guide to America's 250th Birthday. Introduce kids to how America was founded.


Unknown_08:  Where they were, who the founding fathers were, why they risked it all.


Unknown_08:  Tell them this.


Unknown_08: Tell them this.


3:58:51
Unknown_06: This is the greatest ad read in the history of mankind, I think.


Unknown_08: Since kids back to the moment when the brave men signed the Declaration of Independence.


Unknown_08:  Their lives.


Unknown_08: They put them on the line for freedom. That's what people don't actually understand. It breaks all down in a way kids can actually understand.


3:59:32
Unknown_11: Without watering it down with boring bullshit.


Unknown_08: Like, no.


Unknown_08:  I know you care about raising your kids in a country who knows where the country comes from. And I do care about that, actually. Although, you know, whatever.


Unknown_08: The best part, it's completely free.


Unknown_08:  Just head to free USA birthday.com. That's free USA birthday.com. The kids got guide to the America's 20. Well, not 20, 250th anniversary. Like this is a pretty big deal.


4:00:08
Unknown_08: And so check that out and.


Unknown_08:  Rumble loves me and I love Rumble.


Unknown_06: Oh, I got so cocked. I, um, I tried to, I tried to play the star spangled banner on my phone, but the noise filter filtered it out. I was playing the star spangled banner for like 30 seconds. Unfortunately, I was completely ruined by my Nvidia gate.


4:00:47
Unknown_06: Wow.


Unknown_06:  Okay. That guy sure knows how to do an ad reach. Here, let me try my best.


Unknown_06: Parents, do your kids love stickers?


Unknown_06: Well, bitch, I got some motherfucking stickers for you if you want to know the truth about it. If you go to madatheinternet.com, scroll down a little ways, you'll find the 2026 sticker pack. It features...  24 heterosexual, God-fearing, American-loving, patriot Kiwi's diggers.


4:01:26
Unknown_06: With a special 10x10 hollow foil digger.


Unknown_06: Featuring a special design for this run only.


Unknown_06: Place your order today. It ain't free though, bitch. Pay up.


Unknown_06: Truly taking lessons from the mastermind.


Unknown_06:  Okay, apparently this is one of the most requested things that has never happened ever in the history of Ethan Ralphiverse, and it finally happened. Apparently they finally got Ethan Ralph drunk and desperate enough to say the thing.


4:02:05
Unknown_06: We need to bump that up a bit. Apparently that was too quiet. That was too quiet, Chet. One more.


Unknown_08:  We will treat her that way.


Unknown_06: Finally, after all these years.


4:02:47
Unknown_04: Apparently, Scarlett Hampton is.


Unknown_06: Oh, it shows that he sent.


Unknown_06: Eighteen hundred dollars to Scarlett.


Unknown_06:  He just showed this to own Delaney because he got so mad he couldn't stop screaming about it. How much he actually paid her. And that the A-logs were wrong. She was subsidizing him. This is the highest resolution I could get out of Rumble. So he sent her $1,800 and 18 different payments.


Unknown_06: I see.


4:03:19
Unknown_06: Apparently over X? Is this an X payment? Oh no, it's just like an X. Great brand, Elon Musk. I'm confusing the fucking X button on an app with your brand's logo.


Unknown_06:  And this is him chasing vodka with milk, which this guy seems disgusted with. But in the Eastern Bloc, they simply call this a white Russian. Technically, you also need Kahula, I think, to round it off.


Unknown_06: Truly the best drink of all time, if you want to know the truth about it, bish.


Unknown_06: Um...


4:03:52
Unknown_06:  And that's it. There is no Reddit segment because I talked about Ethan Ralph for an hour long.


Unknown_06: As you can see, Ralph has been up to shenanigans. His life is truly one of God's greatest car wrecks ever conceived. We're very thankful that he was not aborted.


Unknown_06: Sorry, Kaloo-ha is apparently the correct way to say that drink's name.


Unknown_04:  It's the coffee to the latte plus alcohol. Okay.


4:04:25
Unknown_06: Whatever.


Unknown_06: Whatever, bitch. I don't give a fuck about the name. I'll just drink it. I think I got everything. Is there anything that I missed that I should definitely cover before I read the... Before I read the super berries?


Unknown_06: Any seafood updates?


Unknown_04:  Ah, good question.


4:05:00
Unknown_04: Let's see. I'll take a sec and see if I can find some Sifu.


Unknown_04:  I think he's been pretty chill the last week because he's been playing that race car game and he's been enjoying it.


Unknown_06: And for whatever reason, he's just been really chill on stream playing race car game and not like being a retard about anything. Like, I mean, he's still spurring about politics. He knows that constantly, but he's just been playing a race car game and relaxing.


4:05:38
Unknown_06:  How long is this? This is a six second clip. I can play this. If you just urgently need some Sifu content. Here, I'll play this for you.


Unknown_11: There you go.


Unknown_06: He likes to go dirty, dirty, dirty. It's his favorite thing.


Unknown_06: Where's the rest of the Ralph segment? That's basically all the major updates if you want to know the truth about it.  He loves Pansu. He loves Scarlett Hampton. He never got any shit on his dick because he never fucked her in the ass, but also he possibly did while she was knocked out.


4:06:10
Unknown_06: What more do you want?


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_06:  first game impression um it says before i do the uh super chats i should mention that the stickers again for sale and on locals and gumroad the final the amazing digital circus review will be on tuesday i have not decided how we will do that uh if we should go all in and try to restream an entire movie or just talk about it but uh i will i will determine that before then  Did I talk about Frylock? I mean, apparently this guy is just like a loser. The black guy that voiced Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is homeless and asking for money. But apparently this is like the second time he's done this. So I didn't include it.


4:06:58
Unknown_06: Why don't I show Kiwi Plus more? Because this is the podcast and not the forum.


Unknown_06: I show that on the forum. I try to give people value for their money for it too.


Unknown_06: That's why.


4:07:29
Unknown_04:  Okay. Let's do Superberry's show.


Unknown_04: Okay.


Unknown_06: Let me make sure I didn't miss any Rumble Superchats real quick. Because I did kind of boot it up late.


4:08:09
Unknown_04:  Well, this is amazing.


Unknown_04: The super chat thing on rumble.


Unknown_06:  Makes absolutely no effort to tell you how long ago they were sent. And as a result, I have no fucking idea when they were sent. So I just wanted to make sure that I didn't miss any from when I booted up the Rumble stream.


4:08:40
Unknown_06: Because this is the first one that came through on Rumble.


Unknown_04: Oh, there it is. Okay.


Unknown_06:  There's no way that these are all from this one stream. Oh, okay, I see. I understand now. Okay, so I'm just going to read the Rumble ones first, and then I'll backtrack.


Unknown_06: No. Oh, you mean take it as in, like, you can charge it head-on and beat it? Maybe. He was in the car, though.


4:09:14
Unknown_06:  He has to drive continuously between his various contrived appointment times so that he can escape. Ceiling cat, though. It's the only place where he's safe. There's no ceiling. The cat's not sitting on top of the car with, like, the roof of the car pride open, peeking through the sunroof. Dark Western for five says, Josh, would you kindly Google Windsor shredded pepperoni pizza and share your thoughts on it, please? Okay.


Unknown_06: Windsor shredded pepperoni pizza.


Unknown_04:  Ew.


Unknown_04: Looks terrible.


Unknown_04: It just looks bad.


4:09:55
Unknown_06: It looks like one of those Domino's, like when you get like a frozen pizza and you cook it and the top cheese parts are like burned for whatever reason because it's like unevenly thawed. It looks like that. I mean, I'm sure it tastes just like a regular pepperoni pizza, but there's no reason to do it like that. Looks bad.


Unknown_06:  So are we. Thank you.


Unknown_06: Mezo Salpinks for five says, or for 10 says, you will have the Down syndrome, child. You will carry the Patel syndrome fetus to term and pay for its median 13-day lifespan and suffer in the hospital.


Unknown_06: No, child, I don't think I will. Thank you.  SeniorSandy for one says, face cam stream in with the pomney hat win. Never. I'm sorry. Condor for five says, Josh. Hi, Josh. I hope your pizza day is going well. I'm going to be going to the Coast Guard boot camp soon. I figured I'd give you some cash before I'm shipped off. Wish me luck. Good luck. Don't start an international incident over gunning down an entire boat of Haitians. That would be terrible. Good luck with that.


4:10:38
Unknown_06:  Bussy Buffet for $25 says, your rant here. Thank you very much. And Bussy Buffet gifted five subscriptions. Thank you very much. Now, Samoligan2 for one says, I don't know if this will be talked about by the time this chat has been read out, but the Aniza items pickle video got leaked and it's an actual pixel. Yeah, they definitely photoshopped it to make it look like a penis. I'm just going to say, because there's like a head of a penis that's visible in the censored photo. So it's the most bizarre thing ever.


4:11:10
Unknown_06: Ace of speds for $25.


Unknown_06:  $20 says base black man clip is about one minute long.


Unknown_06: Okay. If you can't see the super chest, by the way, it's because I'm reading them off a different thing for right now.


Unknown_16: Check this out.


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_16: Somebody said to me that if Jesus is black, heaven is a ghetto. Everywhere black people lives a damn ghetto. Why should I be yelling at the white man? Hell wasn't for him. We'd all probably be dead from diseases and sickness. The hell we each other. Wasn't for the white man. Yeah. White man built America.  He said, the slave built it. Don't even cover that lie. I'll slap the taste out of your mouth. You ain't built nothing. Half the time, what you did build as a slave, the white man had to whoop your ass with a whoop. He got you to do that little bit of work that you did do. He had to whoop your ass to get it done. Talking about we built them. He ain't built a damn thing. Don't own a damn thing. None of it. You had Harlem. You threw that away.  No, uh-uh. Thank God for the white man. Thank God. He built America and some other safe places. Built airlines so you can ride around on. Built automobiles. Hell, y'all ain't got one nation in Africa that haven't built a car. Talking that damn talk. The only thing y'all can do is play basketball, run up and down the court like a bunch of double-jointed fools. Oh, God.


4:12:20
Unknown_06: Amazing.


Unknown_06: Speak your truth, King. Thank you.


Unknown_06:  Um, Lieutenant Raznak, Jack, for $10, says, The Gumroad Experience.


4:12:56
Unknown_11: Uh, hey, it's me, uh, Jax, uh, voiced by Michael Kovac, voice actor of every Tumblr sexy man in, uh, Indie Slop since 2020. Uh, ah, fuck!


Unknown_08: Ah, fuck, I'm having a realistic panic attack! I'm extracting...


Unknown_29:  No, this is too coherent and pointed in its satire to be the actual show.


Unknown_06: Sorry to say.


4:13:35
Unknown_06: Charcoal for two Canadians says Kinger is his word, but you can say Kinga. No, you can't say Kinga. Kinga is his word. It's reclaimed, but Kinger is like the offensive term.


Unknown_06:  Zen Sapa Fatu says, one for your transition to Josh Alina and an extra dollar for the Biblical Kino Casino episode where if you locked where you locked the fuck in and PPP epically crashed out every minute. Please do more of these but don't pay while F you. No, you gotta pay up, bro. You support my crippling addiction to secret cats.


4:14:13
Unknown_06: Smulligan for five says, here's some YouTube poop MV nostalgia for you jerks.


Unknown_11:  I know what that is.


Unknown_06:  That's set to the beat of that anime song. It's like a woman on a white background and she's walking with like a leak or something.


4:14:52
Unknown_06: That was a big meme back in the day. I know what this is.


Unknown_06: Thank you. Awaken3441 says, Completely blanked and I forgot to add there's two less women I hate. No, I remember why I know this. Hold up.


Unknown_06:  Oh god, you triggered me, because it's like sound autism.


Unknown_04: Yeah! Yeah, I found it!


Unknown_04: I know why I know this.


4:15:43
Unknown_06:  Nuggets is not the same song. I think you're better than me.


Unknown_11: I just wanted to play Roblox. Give me money. Yep. You say shit, you're a nigger. Fat, small dick dagger. And you can say nigger. Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.


Unknown_11:  huh it's very similar though so similar yeah i know chat was disagreeing with me but i thought i thought for sure it was the same song saw we jesus um


4:16:26
Unknown_06:  Awaken3441 says, Completely blanked out and forgot to add that there's less women I hate. I had completely blocked out TADC after watching you in PPP. Rip it a new one. Well, it's probably the best way to survive. I mean, to be fair, you can't really hear anything over it.


Unknown_06: Uh... Breadwash45 says, Please don't go to the cinema, Josh. I don't want to see footage of you getting beaten down by trans women like Ethan Ralph got beat up in Portugal by Cog's friend. I know, bro. That's the fear. That's the real risk being taken here. That's why you gotta support the gumroad, okay? Ahem.


Unknown_06:  I mean, for not winning a Down syndrome child, they should both be castrated? That's kind of retarded.


4:17:15
Unknown_06:  Uh, Scott pride worldwide for five says the recent D and B craze in China reminds me of that old friends. X GF has a minstrel statue of a neighbor eating a watermelon in her yard. It is there to this day. His ex GF is mixed race. By the way, we'll never ask a racist the color of his girlfriend.


Unknown_06:  D. Korcher for five says, sorry, Josh, you're the best available political commentator as far as I can tell. The other options are pretty abysmal. Well, you know what?


Unknown_06: That is pretty fucking bad. D. Korcher also for five says, also, Until Dawn might be a good pick for October's dream 80s cheesy walking simulator.


4:17:54
Unknown_06: I haven't heard anything about that, so you have to make your pitch in the Maddie thread.


Unknown_06: Thank you.  Uh, pain wiener scene for two says it sounds kind of like you're scared of having kids. Anti-natalism is the only way to completely ensure zero downies are ever born. Uh, that and abortion. If you want to know the truth about it, fatty catty for one says, did you see that idiot PD in the Lego case who leaked the body cam footage? I think the best way to get the crack, it's body cam is just to bully the fuck out of the PD until they lack it all. Bully time.


Unknown_05: Yeah. I mean, we didn't have the momentum, but we should have been on that route for sure.


Unknown_06: Okay. And that's the ones I missed. So let's go back up to the list. Skinwalker, uh,  seven, seven, seven for 25 says I found the most Asian looking anime character ever. Len Koshi is the name and Hunter X Hunter.


4:18:28
Unknown_06: Oh God. It's like a racist caricature of a Japanese person. What the fuck is this?


Unknown_06: What are these racist ass caricatures? Look at this shit. Is it, is it supposed to be Chinese? I feel like they're making fun of a Chinese person with this design and that's making fun of a black person. That's pretty fucking racist, bro.  I don't think that's Japanese. It looks like he's making fun of a Chinaman.


4:19:03
Unknown_06: Um, thank you. Injata 1900 for five says your weekly Gibbs, sir. Thank you for not chipping out and burning down your, our shared state of Florida. More money next week. If you can keep it up, great job. I do try my best not to destroy my entire state, but it's harder and harder every day. Justin ship that gifted a sub. Thank you. Uh,


Unknown_06:  Ira Shull for five says, a Kiwi Casino segment where you and PPP talk about horror movies would be Kino. I haven't watched enough to really meaningfully contribute to that, but thank you. Winter Soldier, subscribe for nine months. Thank you very much. Sneeds for 20 says, this is to make up for not paying postage for my sticker and for some cheese. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate it. You know, when I first launched, I didn't advertise the postage because I didn't know how much it would be. CD Jam 03 says,


4:19:34
Unknown_06:  Sent a dollar for a full send. Thank you. Jeremy Hambly is a cuckold for five. Gifted a sub. Thank you. Atomic Angel gifted a sub. Thank you. Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for $21.56 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, I didn't think TADC would affect PPP to the point where he would come out the closet. Also, I'm surprised you missed this reference to egg crackings.


4:20:14
Unknown_21:  about you i'm just a misunderstood little chicken fetus in an egg that needs to be cracked open well oh yeah that is a egg cracking thing because uh jack's oh god sorry this is a premium gumroad content you're getting only because of kurt eichenwald's donation but uh the the trune work said that jack's is like his self insert for intrusive thoughts so that probably is a direct reference to egg cracking you're right thank you


Unknown_06:  Salvatore M1 for five says rip Dan Mullen. I can't believe he's dead. My eyes have been filled with tears all week. Feel cold. RIP Dan Mullen. I vaguely remember this story, but I can't remember enough to say anything about it. Thank you. Escapetto 617 for two says ruckus. What the hell is a code black?


Unknown_06:  It means that there's a black, if I remember correctly. Agus556745 says, Side note, Jush loves mixtape, Life is Strange, and the Amazing Digital Circus. He's the target demo for True Media. Sad, pathetic. I watch bad stuff because I do shows on bad stuff and weird people, bro. Come on. Arishal for 20 says, Part 2 is out. My end was. Happy early Juneteenth and Pride Month, my fellow Redguards. And then there's a YouTube link.


4:21:11
Unknown_06:  Oh, yeah, I've watched this. This was a little bit less funny than the other one.


Unknown_06: But there was a sequel. Because there's like an actual legitimate sponsor in the middle of it. It was definitely like, let's cash in on this shit as hard as fucking possible.


4:21:43
Unknown_15:  D, I found us a safe space! Get your fat ass in here! And I mean that as a compliment!


Unknown_11: This way, D! I need to check on Nick first! D, Nick is unalived! Frick you, Lydia! He's gonna- Nick! Stay with me, Nick! I'm not a racist. Oh, Jesus!


Unknown_25: NOOOOOO- D, you can keep the memory of Nick alive by purchasing the Nick skin in the battle pass.


Unknown_15: Oh! Looks like you caught us in the act, huh, D? You don't mind if we keep this party going, do ya?


4:22:30
Unknown_00:  I was going to say something bigoted there, but I chose not to.


Unknown_15: Damn straight D so to speak. And besides you have no right to tell me when or when not to express my sexuality. Now take your pants off.


Unknown_06: Well, I don't want to be a bigot. So, okay.


Unknown_15: Guess now I know why they call.


Unknown_06: And it goes on chat. Uh, it is pretty funny though.


Unknown_06: Thank you. Uh, center 9,005 for two says he was Klein felted. Whoa, buddy. I refer reference to age three. No Klein filter syndrome.


Unknown_06:  Oh, man. This is making my head spin. I'm going to be real with you. I don't know if you're referring to the abortion stuff or to Ethan Klein. Oh, Klein felt it.


4:23:03
Unknown_06: That's not a reference to XXY Klein filter syndrome. Okay. I understand. Sorry. You really razzle dazzled me with that one. That caught me off guard.


Unknown_06: Sneedberg Stein Goldman pretends that Josh gets treated like he's the bottom of the barrel. The balls on the dick.  It's true. I am the balls on the dick. In fact, I might play this as the outro song. I don't have one picked out. Thank you.


4:23:33
Unknown_06: Escapito for $2.33 says, Happy typical Snead Friday feltings and tar babies pizza. It's true. That is basically my racism segment. Logistical Nightmare for $5 says, Black people be eating Kool-Aid. What amount of pennies and shit, man? Why is the government stopping making the pennies and shit, man?


Unknown_06:  They eat pennies. I have sent me a video of black people eating pennies. That sounds preposterous, but thank you. Fat ass cat for five says, don't show that leak footage on locals. Gumroad outrage. Trainers can get your shit taken away again. Oh, the movie.


4:24:06
Unknown_06: Yeah. I'm gonna have to think of something to do with that. We might have to just take segments.


Unknown_06: I think what we'll do is we'll watch the leak footage and  And then I'll ask PPP to get timestamps. And then we'll compare notes and just go down the timestamps together. And we'll try to share our experience. I think that's the only way to do it.


Unknown_06: Wait until it's out of theaters? That's like three weeks away. I'll think about it. I don't know what to do.


4:24:37
Unknown_06: Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, I got my order for stickers in before I saw your comment on the forum reshipping prices. Here's some extra shekels to solve that problem. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.


Unknown_06:  Um, Octavia sales rep for 10 says down syndrome has so many awful comorbidities, teeth, lung, heart, immune. It's a terrible life. They are living even if high functioning. That's what I'm saying, man. And I completely disagree with this perspective that every life is precious and every life is worth living. And it's like, it's objectively not fucking true. There's objectively lives that are not worth living. Um,


Unknown_06:  And it's like, I don't know. I would not want to be Down syndrome. If I had the choice of being dead or Down syndrome starting right now, I would rather be dead. And my judgment would guide me in that situation based off that consideration. And, you know, if you disagree, good for you. You have a choice. Be happy that you have a choice and that we don't live in a society that's like Rome where they would just take your baby and throw it off a fucking cliff because we've had societies like that. So you have an option that some people don't.


4:25:13
Unknown_06:  A logistical nightmare from five says, Josh, all your takes are both the most base and most cringe at the same time. You are never right and never wrong. You're just a centrist. I am a radical centrist. I take juxtaposed positions on all things diametrically opposed with one another in unison, but in a strangely coherent way.


4:25:49
Unknown_11: Okay.


Unknown_06: Thank you. A famous, but for 10 says white Russian is what Ethan Ralph mixes directly into his snout while crying about black mentally insane on and off girlfriend. It's true. It's what he did. It's a,


Unknown_06:  I actually commented on white Russians in the Ralph segment. Thank you. Great minds think alike.


Unknown_06: Humble Guardsman for five says, read the parable of the publican and the Pharisee when you get the chance.


4:26:26
Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_06:  I think I know what that is, but okay. Ice Mexican for 10 says, the McJuggerNuggets shit started a massive debate at my work. Surprisingly, more people agree with euthanizing retards than I originally thought. This country has enough retards. We don't need more. I think it's the majority opinion that abortion should be reserved for a couple categories. For serious birth defects, especially birth defects that will cause mortality immediately after birth.  um, rape and incest. Most people agree on those positions and those are considered the Ronald Reagan positions.


4:26:57
Unknown_06: Oh, and also danger to the mother's life. Those are usually like the safe, the safe space. It's a very minute position that all abortion should be always criminal.


Unknown_06: Um,  But it is a very loud position and it's people like Matt Walsh and very specifically like the Groiper right where their entire thought is just that women are like disposable objects and therefore abortion should be restricted not because there's any actual philosophical merit to it but rather because they just hate women which at least they're honest about it. I'm just concerned that such a position is going to jeopardize white Russia and allow communists to take over and enslave us all.


4:27:41
Unknown_06:  Thank you.


Unknown_06: IceMexican420 says, also for my annual video submission for Faggot Month, skip to 105. Okay. Oh, I forgot to mention it's Pride Month, because Pride Month is basically dead.


Unknown_06: Kill that faggot. I think I've played this before. Kill that faggot.


Unknown_10: Kill that faggot. Kill that faggot. Kill that faggot.


4:28:25
Unknown_06:  i have an offensive joke that is so offensive that i don't i have to say it now because i it's like ruminating and it wants to escape this is exactly what mick jugger nugget said after seeing gay down syndrome people okay next


Unknown_06:  Prairie Dog for 20 says, screw anyone moral fagging about Trison made 18 abortions. I have three kids. And after a second, we had to terminate for this reason. Got pregnant again. After a few months, we need to be modern day Spartans. I agree completely. I don't know when eugenics became an unbased stance to take, but, um,


Unknown_06:  Yeah, especially if you have an abortion, I think you'd get pregnant again immediately. It just makes sense. You have a finite amount of fucking resources, a finite amount of time, and it's cruel to your other kids to willingly have a disabled child. It's not fair to yourself, and it's not fair to your other kids that you're going to have to divert resources to. It's something that requires more attention, more time, more money, and will provide less in the long run.


4:29:20
Unknown_06:  And people got mad with me. They're like, Josh, you view human life like a Nigerian proletariat farmer whose only value is his sons. Yeah, that's being logical. That's being sensible. It's like you have one life. You have literally one life on this planet. And there is no reason to make it shittier and more pointless than it already fucking is.


4:29:56
Unknown_06: And ideally...  you're leaving it behind to kids that can appreciate your work and in a better position than what it was in when you were, when you arrived. Like that's the entire purpose. So I can't ever approach this from any position besides one of pure empathy.


4:30:33
Unknown_06:  And come to the conclusion that having a Down syndrome child is is ever worth it. And my position on empathy is that I've had a fucking enough of empathy. I'm not empathetic anymore. OK, I don't feel bad for people.


Unknown_06: I'm tired of being taken advantage of by people I feel bad for.  And I have no more capacity to feel bad for anybody that is not within fourth cousins of me.


Unknown_05: If you're not close enough related to me that theoretically you could donate me an organ, I don't give a fuck about you.


Unknown_06: I don't have the capacity or the resources to give a fuck about you. You little stupid ass bitch. I don't give a fuck about you. You little dumb ass bitch. Okay? Like...


4:31:10
Unknown_06:  I'm tired of feeling bad for people. I feel bad for, for people. Uh, I feel bad for my people and I want what's best for them.


Unknown_06: Uh, thank you. Brillo Furman for one says nothing. Thank you. Fentard for two says, here's a lore accurate story about how the prophet Muhammad got raped by Indians all night long.  Bro, I've already played this on stream. I understand. He went to meet the Al-Zut, which is the Pakistanis, not the Indians. Very important distinction. And they rode him all night long. LogisticalNightmare45 says, if there's one kind of DEI support, it's to port every Indian. USA! USA! USA! Be careful. Make sure you explain that. Don't say to port every Israeli. That's a very contentious opinion.  deport into every indian though easy easy clap uh super helpful for five says you can find the vintage black people memorabilia on a lot of auction websites they go for so much money also sambuca is a good licorice alcohol you should try i thought sambuca was like mushroom juice what the fuck is sambuca i've never heard of it is anyway is that like a botanical drink


4:32:36
Unknown_04:  I might have had this. It's a very familiar name.


Unknown_06: I should try it. You're right. Is it a vodka?


Unknown_06: Is it a liqueur? It's a licorice liqueur. Interesting. I think I have had Sambuca before. It sounds very, very familiar. I think I tried it when I was in Europe.


Unknown_04: Oh, thank you.


Unknown_06: David S877 for 25 says, tell us a funny joke or don't. Whatever. I'm a super chat, not an AI.


4:33:15
Unknown_04:  so a white guy a black guy and a Mexican walking along in the desert and they come upon a magic lamp


Unknown_06:  And the black guy, he runs, he rubs the magic lamp and he says, I want me and all my niggas to be free in Africa. And the genie goes poof and all the niggas back in Africa. Then the Mexican guy rubs the lamp and he says, I want all my, all my spic.  friends to be happy and free back in Mexico. And the genie goes, poof!


Unknown_06: And the Mexicans are all back in Mexico. And he turns to the white guy and says, what's your wish? And the white guy says, so all the niggas and spics are back in their countries? And the genie goes, yeah. So he says, I'll have a Coke then.


4:33:53
Unknown_06: That's a reference to the Boondock Saints, which is an excellent movie if you've never seen it.


Unknown_06: A diet Coke!  It's a regular coaxer. This is back in the day. Back in the good old days.


Unknown_06: ElksAntler for five says, I woke up late and the first thing I heard when I joined the stream was the legality of Shrek's penis. Well, that's every stream, buddy. Thank you.


Unknown_06: CenaSandy wants to stress out the greasy whore in the pickle video tricked me again. I know, bro. You should have subscribed to MattAtTheInternet.Gumroad.com or MattAtTheInternet.Locals.com instead of a whore's fansly. That's what you get.  Snido, for one, says, our boy Bossman had multiple chances of getting a crack custom Rolls Royce, but he lost it all. Lost man, Jack. It's true. He could have had it. He could have had it. DSP's Felted Toilet subscribed for seven months. Thank you very much.


4:34:28
Unknown_06: The lowercase L, Linternet, for five, says, fun fact of the week, Salmiakki is a type of salt. The name comes from Sal...


4:34:58
Unknown_06:  Ammoniac, which means salt of ammonia. In other words, ammonium chloride. Finnish students learn to make it in a chemistry class.


Unknown_06: Is ammonium chloride what makes licorice taste like licorice? I don't know. I don't know what that means. You're scaring me. Sneed Cricket for 10 says YouTube link.


Unknown_04: Okay.


Unknown_04:  Oh, I know what this is.


Unknown_17: Hey guys, I'm just here in the forest with my corn seeds, and I accidentally dropped some of them on the ground. I just wanted to let you guys know that I would never try to grow an unauthorized sleeper farm on public lands in the woods. Planting seeds on public lands is generally not allowed, so I'll just put these seeds back in my pocket.


4:35:37
Unknown_17: Hey guys, I'm just here by the highway and some of these bean seeds fell out of my pocket.


Unknown_17:  I wasn't trying to plant them or anything and start a sleeper farm because that's not allowed. I'll just go ahead and put them back in my pocket.


Unknown_17: Hey guys, I'm just here in Waterloo Park by this homeless encampment. You know, I bet if someone planted a sleeper spinach farm here, you probably wouldn't get caught. I wouldn't do that though. I always obey the law. So I better pick these spinach seeds back up off the ground and put them in my pocket. Hey guys, I'm behind this building right now. And I was just thinking, wouldn't it be crazy if someone planted carrots back here? I'm just kidding.  I wouldn't do that. Remember kids, never try to grow sleeper farms on public lands. Always consult your local laws to learn more about seed planting restrictions in your area. And never try to grow food without permission from the government.


4:36:13
Unknown_06: That is so fucking cute.


4:36:45
Unknown_06: That is so fucking cute!


Unknown_06:  Anyways, don't do that, chap. Thank you. Charles Styles Mystery Diners for Forrest says, Happy Friday, Josh. How do you find your coding job in Australia? I am having no luck in my country and I'm willing to go anywhere with a paycheck. Nepotism. I met a friend playing Evil Online and he was a contractor working for the Australians. I showed him my personal website, which interacted with the Evil Online API just to kind of show my profile as like a hobby job.  He thought it was cool, and he offered me work with his contracting service, and I became a permanent employee with them sometimes later. So make stuff first, show it off, and say that you're looking for a job, basically.


4:37:22
Unknown_06: Sneak Cricket for 10 says, if you set up a VPN service, I would probably subscribe to it. Also, how to troll weebs. And then there is a Annie Markey YouTube. I don't know what this is.


Unknown_11:  Oh, this is it!


Unknown_11: No, this is the one.


Unknown_11: Bruh.


4:38:00
Unknown_06: Bruh, this is the shitty black people version. Where's the one with the fucking soldier from Team Fortress 2? Is this it?


Unknown_06: Oh, this is it.


Unknown_04:  Hell yeah.


4:38:58
Unknown_06:  That is the correct version. I will favorite this so I can find it again later. Okay.


Unknown_06: Nice though. Steven for five says the tranny is lucky. He didn't have to extend out in the full auto switchy. This is why you have an AR with a fun switch to even the field.


Unknown_06: Oh, the black guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. It could have gone worse for him, I guess. And now he learned his lessons to respect the BLP kosher.


Unknown_06:  Thank you. Then there's a streamable link, which I... Where is this? This looks like Europe.


4:39:30
Unknown_06: Alright, um...


Unknown_06:  Logistical Nightmare for five says, we almost got another killdozer thanks to Rakeda. I don't know if I can co-sign. I don't know if I can co-sign this one for the toe.


Unknown_06: Another killdozer. Not quite. Not quite as cool. Thank you. Bolt Action Loser subscribed for 10 months. Thank you very much. Ona Wall for one says, if you're looking for early leopard. I don't know what that is. I'm way past the Rakeda segment. I'm very sorry to say.


4:40:20
Unknown_06:  Haram Berger produces Banana Jam Slammin' tonight. Woo! Which is a reference. I don't know if you're referring to the Dota 2 player, but I was. Spinglecap wants to just remind everyone that COG's only viewer is some schizo AGP faggot named Medikermanbot. He pretends to be very base Philippines, and he uses a voice changer. Okay, I'll listen to a second of this.


Unknown_20:  Oh my god. He just clips Cog talking about my post on the internet? What the fuck? What a sad life.


4:40:54
Unknown_06:  Sneeden for five says, I saw a group of Mexican Edgars beat up a Paget while I was in L.A. for a couple days. Jeets can't fight for shit. Their grip strength is weaker than that of a Polish woman's. True fact. Thank you. Nick's Hex for one says, who cares, you ask? At least 15 million people in SoCal care about the L.A. mayor because L.A.'s infrastructure affects them all.


4:41:26
Unknown_06:  Yeah, but they're Californians. DocsFound for 15 says, sending you a fat gal. Please don't. Thank you. Chud for two says, I think this is the quote about Indians, which is very true. And then there's a fake tax brass tweet that says, to see the world through the eyes of an Indian must be like looking through the drunk goggles in a funhouse mirror. And it's a tweet where it's like an Indian AI, a bunch of, there goes my fucking phone, AI'd a bunch of soy jacks to look like white people.  And just said, ha ha, sir, this is you, sir. But it doesn't make sense, because it's like, it's not. Ping Wienerstein14 says, I can't believe LTG went to court, recited this rant to the judge about his ex, and somehow won. And let me guess what this is. Is it kill yourself now, bish? Oh, I have to sign in to confirm my age to play that.


4:42:02
Unknown_04:  It's talking about BBC. Wow, a clip of a low-tier god talking about the BBC?


4:42:34
Unknown_06: I can't believe it. I've never heard that one before. Thank you. Ugla Sneed for two says, eat the nose black guys and we'll send them to your house. Gross. Baldo Pagans for ten says, this absolute classic outro theme and current of the second Mormon hand Lego drama.


Unknown_06: Sure, I can do that.


Unknown_06:  Maybe I should save it for a stream where I actually talk about it, perhaps. I'll think about it.


Unknown_06:  Logistical Nightmare for five says, Waiter, oh waiter, another helping of the Ethan Ralph segment. Tell the chef I haven't had anything this good since buckbreaking.zip. What a compliment. That was a bizarre stream where I just talked about two things for like four hours straight. That was a weird stream. Spinglecat for five says, The nether Jews are butthurt after a judge told a Jew group that Kanye can perform in the Netherlands. Oh no.


4:43:08
Unknown_06: Anything but that.


Unknown_06: Oy vey. Not the music.  He once sang a naughty song. He should be ostracized from society.


Unknown_06: Image of a Nazi swastika interlaced with the Jewish Star of David.


4:43:44
Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_06: Not true Christian.


Unknown_06: Oh, it's like an art exhibit about all the tweets. Dude, are they going to do this with me one day? There's just going to be like a Holocaust museum dedicated to all my bangers? This is the greatest honor a Twitter poster could ever... Wait, I'm going to actually retweet this.


Unknown_06:  A Holocaust museum and art exhibit dedicated to your greatest hits on Twitter is the greatest art exhibit by a Jewish group dedicated to your greatest hits on Twitter is the greatest honor.


4:44:25
Unknown_06: I just can't say greatest twice in a row like that, Trat, ever.


Unknown_06: To your biggest bangers on Twitter is the greatest honor a shitpost


Unknown_07:  could ever have okay there we go that's a pretty good z chow um okay red eyes black dragon for two says there was a brief moment where ralph uh was trying to get sober and get better there was a brief window a very brief window


4:44:59
Unknown_06:  Um, and he was super boring. So we're happy he's back. Logistical nightmare for five says, Oh boy, I knew cans that wave just dropped. Not even close. He wishes he could live up to that. Uh, red eyes, black dragon for two says you missed the Serbian ambulance is going. We will every minute, five minutes. It's true.


Unknown_06:  I do miss the hustle and bustle of the big city, chat. Pete Wiener's scene for one says, Ralph has really met his soulmate in Scarlet Hampton, hasn't he? They're meant for each other. So true. Scene standing for one says, giving an ad read about America's anniversary while I was hiding out in the Mexican crack shack.


4:45:31
Unknown_06:  Refusing to return to his country, his daddy gave him. Very ironic. He was normal as a kid. He was just stupid. Okay. I assume that's a good anime.


Unknown_06:  Awaken 34 also says, this is the other half of it. I approach the same subject to people not being happy with their lot in life, complete with all controlling AI, far better, but still not perfect.


4:46:10
Unknown_06: I don't know if it's a reference to.


Unknown_06: Oh, like the TADC? I guess that's like the premise of the anime, the Caligula effect. I mean, if you grew up in that environment, you would get used to it, though.


Unknown_06:  Selfie Geek for five says, you can choose to goon to the clown show while ignoring the righteous will of the Space King. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison. I don't know what the fuck that means, bro. Thank you. Cino for one says, Josh, did you go to a movie yesterday in your Pomney hat? Also, when is the Pomney hat selfie coming out? Well, now it's not.  Chocolate Rain sent a full send. Thank you. Citrus Addict for one says, balls in the dick, ready to go. And then there's a YouTube link, but you sent a dollar. Citrus Addict for one says, it's animal abuse to breed mutant dogs to suffer, but it's okay not to Bordia Downey. Okay, retard. Oh, contentious. They're not dogs is what they would say. Annan for 250 says, I would have been expected this to be on a different car and not a lesbian Subaru.


4:46:42
Unknown_06: Apparently the underside of this car has a bunch of swastikas and a 1488.


Unknown_06:  My car's hood, not done yet. It's on the underside. It's on the wrong side, sir. Askmaster33 for one says, I'd rather have Downey Child than a forum administrator shot.


4:47:13
Unknown_06: Well, you can't screen for that, buddy boy. BrokebackPhil for 10 says, All this talk of white Russians reminded me of the Keno Bake song. That starts at 31 seconds. Okay, let's see.


4:47:52
Unknown_10:  Baked Alaska?


Unknown_06:  That's bizarre. I thought he loved America. What is this? What is this? Okay.


4:48:23
Unknown_06: Uh, and I'll play that, I guess for the outro then. Um, blah for 11 says Josh being in favor of aborting retarded fetuses, like a Mexican being anti-immigration after successfully hop, hopping the fence. Fuck you, asshole. Uh, feed winners. And for once, the last one, uh, I have TDC tickets for after work. It's the busiest showing. Wish me luck. I'll report back with a number of Palm and cosplayers.


Unknown_06: Uh,  yeah everyone if you go you should take pictures i want to know like what's the what's the turnout like ask them approach all the palm knees and be like what are you here what are you doing what is your purpose you report back to me with what they said okay i'm done i gotta get food take it easy chat thank you for watching bye-bye here's the rest of white russian play sifu's song from 16 of his thread okay


4:49:18
Unknown_06:  Let's see.


Unknown_04: Very fucking good. Okay, this is the Sifu song. I'm going to clear the audience out with this one.


Unknown_11:  Orange, orange, orange, what, what, what? Orange, orange, orange, in the face. Orange, orange, orange, what, what, what? Orange, orange, orange, in the face. Orange, orange, orange, what, what, what? Orange, orange, orange, in the face. Orange, orange, orange, what, what? Orange, orange, orange, in the face. Orange, orange, orange, what, what? Orange, orange, orange, in the face. Orange, orange, orange, what, what? Orange, orange, orange, in the face. Orange, orange, orange, what, what? Orange, orange, orange, Donald Trump.  Orange, orange, orange. Orange, orange, orange in the face. Orange, orange, orange. Orange, orange, orange in the face. Orange, orange, orange. Orange, orange, orange in the face. Orange, orange, orange. Orange, orange, Donald Trump.


4:50:25
Unknown_06:  What are the oranges for?


Unknown_17: Orange, orange, orange. Orange, orange, orange.


Unknown_11: Orange, orange, orange.


4:51:19
Unknown_11:  Summer has come and passed. The innocent can never last. Wake me up when September ends.


Unknown_18: Nobody likes you, faggot.


Unknown_18: Nobody.


Unknown_18: You're a faggot.


Unknown_11: Orange, orange, orange. Orange, orange, orange. Orange, orange, orange.


4:52:04
Unknown_11:  Same place that after taking it for an oil change, I found my prop rod laying randomly inside my engine. It was no longer attached.


Unknown_11:  My mom's car blew up in Walmart parking lot! Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange in the face. Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange in the face. Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange in the face. Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange in the face.


4:52:44
Unknown_11:  Orange, orange, orange in the face. Orange, orange, orange.