Kiwi Casino The Amazing Digital Circus pt 2 May 27th, 2026 2026-05-27

0:00:01
Unknown_05: hello welcome back to the amazing digital circus episode two for the kiwi casino episode seven i think ppp has been meditating for an hour straight humming like a buddhist monk trying to find my center here trying to calm myself this time i've promised myself and josh in the audience that i'm going to try and give the show an honest

Unknown_07: shake i'm gonna try and give it a real chance to to take me away on a world of of whimsy and adventure and uh try and give it a true and honest analysis last time i i really was just shocked i was shocked and appalled shaken to my fucking core by what i was witnessing i couldn't believe how bad this trune slop was and you know i just immediately dismissed it out of hand and started raging and seething and just all over it and i think it was righteous but i didn't quite realize the phenomenon that i had walked into i thought that this was some obscure trune slop that josh found in some niche corner of the internet that nobody cared about that had an audience of like 12 pedophiles. But it turns out that this show has like, what, a billion views on YouTube or something like 100 million views on YouTube. It's actually getting like a wide scale theater release. This is some serious shit. And there are people out there that, you know, they do analysis videos of this that are getting millions of views and it's a big deal. And I didn't, I didn't quite realize maybe Josh had more of an idea, but I had no clue how big this really was.

0:01:47
Unknown_05: I didn't realize it was several billion views big. I realized it was kind of a big deal when they were talking about how it was doing like movie theater showings, like in different countries and stuff. And I was like, oh. and since by the way since our last review um god smited goose works buddy it was what's so funny about that is the the final they did like a full 90 minute long video my understanding is that's 90 minutes long but like the first 30 minutes is like and there's like fourth wall breaking cringe i don't want to spoil it because i don't i haven't seen it yet and i'm trying to save myself so we can watch it you're gonna go see it in the theaters dressed as the clown aren't you

0:02:25
Unknown_07: That's right.

Unknown_05: We're sneaking into the theater so that we can, we can re record them in their natural habitat as far as it goes.

Unknown_07: It's going to be exciting stuff.

Unknown_05: The really funny thing is that goose works, apparently like pissed a lot of people off by refusing to publish it in south korea because south korea has a habit of leaking stuff and sure enough it was the brazilians who did them in and leaked the the final the the finale for the season i think they're also having issues in australia as well

0:02:56
Unknown_07: They really, I think, got too ambitious with the rollout of this movie, and now there's a bunch of markets where it's not going to come out for whatever reason. I'm not really sure why, but now, because I did this, my recommended is just all the amazing digital circus and fucking... All of these shorts get pumped into my feed about this fucking garbage. And so I'm now somewhat familiar by osmosis with this whole lore of the amazing digital circus.

Unknown_05: This is an aside and it looks bad on me, but I, um, I tried to find a picture of Palmney at like noon. Cause I know he wakes up around noon. I send him a picture of Palmney. I said, wakey, wakey.

0:03:36
Unknown_05: The first thing you see in the morning, but while I was searching this, I searched Palmney in Google. And one of the recommended things that like the top where you can click a thing to just like augment your search with a different term was. Yeah.

Unknown_05: was sauce. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean? Is that like a, uh, like an imposter reference? Like click it. And it's like soft core porn of the clown. Bro, okay.

0:04:08
Unknown_07: You're not beating the allegations. You told me to stop. This guy directly says to me, you have to stop saying this is my fetish, bro. I get way too much shit, as it fucking is. And I was like, okay, honest Indian, I'll stop. I'm not going to try and say it. But then you open episode two saying you're pulling up softcore porn of the classy. I didn't know what sus meant. And now I do. Apparently...

Unknown_07: This is apparently what the kids say. That's so bad. The gong is so loud, buddy. It's fucking ridiculous.

0:04:40
Unknown_06: This show has forced me to invest in the Tard gong, buddy.

Unknown_07: You see this shit?

Unknown_05: It's very oriental. You might attract the Chinese audience. It has like a real Chinese noise to it that it makes, you know, but I got to tap it like softer like that.

Unknown_07: You know, I can't just fucking wail on it.

Unknown_05: There's a type of Chinese opera that employs the gong very liberally. And if you ever watch one of these, it's like a nonstop assault on your senses because how much fucking gong noise there is in it. So I don't know. There's nothing new through the clown. Anyways, I have a feeling I'm going to really wear out this fucking gong today.

0:05:12
Unknown_07: So we're on episode four. Correct. Which is entitled Fast Food Masquerade. Now, because of my spurging out during the prior three episodes, we missed a lot of the super important lore. That is the puzzle box enigma of the amazing digital circus. So I'm going to try and keep the spur gouts to a minimum. And if we, but we'll see, it's going to be tough.

0:05:46
Unknown_05: I don't think I read all the subtitles. Throughout the entire thing. I don't think you're possibly gonna be missing much The only through lines of the first three episodes is that the palm knees the newest one? They're in the circus if you fuck up and die you become abstracted and then you go to like abstracted hell So it's like a never-ending torment the abstract geometric shape character is like a lesbian that has body dysmorphia and the teeth guy runs everything yeah and um there are npcs which do not seem to have like the alligator guy that got snapped out of existence lab and subversion that was super predictable

0:06:31
Unknown_07: And then there's a character. I mean, I think the major piece of lore was in the third episode, like the haunted house episode with the king piece and his wife was abstracted or whatever the fuck. And he's like tortured or whatever. She's probably was in the game. Yeah.

Unknown_07: And I've seen now speculation. Actually, I won't say.

Unknown_07: Don't spoil it. The fan theories as to what's going on now. The thing is like, I went in completely blind last time and now I'm like trying to, to pick up the pieces of my crumbled psyche and be like, okay, what's going on here? What am I missing? How is this the brilliant, how is this the brilliant magnum opus of goose works that the beloved, it's definitely retarded in the fans are doing it a lot of service with their fan theories.

0:07:16
Unknown_05: I think, I think you're not missing out that much.

Unknown_07: That's the thing. Like, as I'm reading, I'm like, I don't know, guys, I think that you're, uh, you know, making up a lot of shit. That's not really here. but uh you know good on you guys you fucking libtards it's great shit it's great all right here's episode four of the fast food masquerade and the quest to burger king or whatever the fuck okay

0:07:54
Unknown_05: Okay. And just for clarification, someone got snippy with me and was like, Josh, you have to learn how to stream. Cause you shouldn't be doing the three, two, one thing with pause and pause. I'm doing the three, two, one thing so that if I ever have to remove the video from this, if you're watching along with your own copy, which is someone definitely will. Okay. That's a real thing. What's happening. I'm trying to help them out with, uh, with foresight. So episode four, fast food masquerade, three, two, one.

0:08:26
Unknown_07: Why must it be tranny colors?

Unknown_10: So you just walk around backwards in a big circle, release right at the bottom, and follow through. You got that?

Unknown_07: So we're back.

Unknown_11: Just wait a second. Like this? Yeah, you caught it. Jax!

Unknown_09: I actually didn't mean to do that.

Unknown_10: Are you alright, Gangle?

Unknown_05: The one thing I picked up on is apparently Jax is like a secret villain. I think they become more villainous throughout the series. That's been spoiled to me over time. It looks about the same shape as yours.

0:08:59
Unknown_03: The best part is it's plastic. So it won't break as easily.

Unknown_05: Why does this already annoy you so much?

Unknown_07: Oh, you don't like the uwu voice? Fucking uwu. Yeah, cutesy fucking gay bullshit.

Unknown_11: Normal.

Unknown_06: Yeah, okay.

Unknown_11: Uh-huh.

Unknown_07: God, I hate that fucking voice. It's like vocal fry fucking voice.

Unknown_03: Well, it's possible. Did somebody say adventure?

0:09:33
Unknown_09: No...

Unknown_08: Yeah, no. How about no? The bubble was voiced by Gooseworks, if you don't remember. Um, can we chill with the horror?

Unknown_05: Like, um... I think the fans said something about the last episode being too scary?

0:10:16
Unknown_05: And when we tried to, right. So they're like reacting to feedback episode that was actually any good at all.

Unknown_07: They didn't like, cause they're such fags. Well, if you're all going to be such critics, why don't see that's like an insert of the developer hallmark of any good series is breaking the fourth wall to address criticism from the audience that worked real good for Rick and Morty too. For sure.

Unknown_05: I've never seen Rick and Morty. Did they do that? They did. That's cringe.

0:10:50
Unknown_08: How about an adventure where Zubel gets turned into a piñata and we all take turns beating them up?

Unknown_06: That one's mine. Who would have guessed?

Unknown_08: Let's just have an adventure where Jax can't talk through the air. That'd be good. How about none of them can talk?

Unknown_11: Maybe pick one that's more... normal? Well, I don't know what's normal to you people!

Unknown_08: let's have one where we all work at a fast food place is that normal who wrote that uh yeah that's pretty normal great that means today i feel like they're really trying harder with the voice acting now bunsy's restaurant chain and you can be are they josh yes they're trying much harder than the last episodes i feel like the direction is very annoying and bad but there's they're trying harder i think of course i'm already getting tons of ideas

0:11:44
Unknown_08: That was weird.

Unknown_03: Well, see you guys when it's over. This is such a waste of everybody's time. For fun. A wage slave.

Unknown_06: Wagey! Wagey alert!

Unknown_05: Of course the tranny doesn't want to fucking work a job.

Unknown_07: I love the idea that working at McDonald's is worse than being trapped in a digital hellscape for all eternity.

Unknown_11: being a shift manager was my job at one point then what are we waiting for i still understand why the tranny is permitted to simply opt out nobody else is they don't ask the fucking jester if she wants to it's the thing is trannies get special rules even in how apparently in this universe

0:12:32
Unknown_11: I guess I should get into manager mode and get us all kicked off.

Unknown_05: I have to admit, I'm more excited for the premise of this episode. You got time to clean, boy.

Unknown_06: Are you going to tell us about your previous experience?

Unknown_05: Everybody already knows about my Whataburger experience. That's why I'm so hyped for this.

Unknown_09: It looks like I've taken Ragatha and dropped her in the deep fryer.

Unknown_07: Oh.

Unknown_07: I wouldn't make it putting the fries in the bag. I never did it because I knew I wouldn't make it, bro. I wouldn't make it two fucking days. I had fun. I had friends. I know.

0:13:06
Unknown_07: It can be fun, but physically I'm just a fat piece of shit.

Unknown_05: I could never clean the fryer because I just had such an abject fear of the hot oil. I worked the fry station, but I could never clean it because it was just so scary how fucking hot and how much oil there is in that shit. Oh, fuck. This is like the worst thing ever. This is a torment.

Unknown_07: This is like actual hell. workplace like safety ads in canada and there's one where buddy just gets the entire vat of fryer grease like burning on his face and it's like super graphic and showing all the burns and it's like yeah that's really brutal okay so this is breakfast at mcqueen the bunny is becoming okay so this tranny is having to flip the burgers suffer suffer tranny

0:14:00
Unknown_02: what can i get for you today oh hey so the gag's gonna be that they can't understand their customers because they're insane this adventure before your time i'm sorry and this is supposed to be for adults like yeah well that's the thing they complain about the the tone going from like horror to like this never say you

Unknown_11: while the customer is still here like i don't even really get this sense of like existential dread or horror or anything like excuse me this isn't even like as terrifying as actually working in fast food this is supposed to be funny they forgot to add the sauce that makes you stupid don't forget the sauce this is shit is pomney wearing her uniform she is okay she has a shirt on

Unknown_02: Okay. One stupid burger. Heard you loud and clear.

0:14:55
Unknown_05: Oh, it's the stupid sauce.

Unknown_07: Yeah. Oh, no, now she's stupid. She's drinking the fucking stupid sauce, buddy.

Unknown_05: I bet you this is a coded reference to HRT because they always talk about how HRT makes them so stupid and bimbo-like.

Unknown_06: Really?

Unknown_05: yeah they say like oh man ever since i started taking hrt i've been so dumb and retarded like a fucking whore actually doing the job what came first the chicken or the egg though like is it the stupidity that made you get on it in the first place or like now they're just like a mega retard or what like they're as dumb as a woman which trainees hate women that's part of the the fascination are they based then josh

0:15:44
Unknown_05: If you ask Nick Fuentes, yes.

Unknown_07: Yeah, that's the ultimate extension of Nick's ideology is just to become a tranny just to punish women for their own existence. That's what Keffel said.

Unknown_05: Keffel says being trans isn't about being women. It's about being better than women.

Unknown_07: That makes sense. Demi doesn't remember her.

Unknown_05: That's very sad. They had a moment. Insult will have their revenge. Femoid.

Unknown_06: Yeah.

Unknown_06: Okay, this sucks ass. I forgot to ask for a kids meal toy. Fuck.

0:16:17
Unknown_05: Did you pick up on what's happening with the NPC? It's just trying to have a heart-to-heart with him, but he doesn't remember her because he's been reset as an NPC.

Unknown_07: Remember in the second episode?

Unknown_05: They have a thing.

Unknown_07: I remember this. I thought it was incredibly lazy that they were recycling the same models, but I guess it is a callback to that. Yeah, well, they said earlier that the Teeth Men will recycle NPCs.

0:16:48
Unknown_05: She'd rather be with an NPC than with us or something.

Unknown_10: I wonder why. Well, that won't do.

Unknown_10: I wish someone would flirt with me.

Unknown_05: Can they have sex? Gooseworks, I think so. I won't spoil it, but I think so. Apparently Gooseworks regrets not making this show hornier, he says.

Unknown_11: Well, duh.

Unknown_05: What were they thinking? They're making a new show and they've already made it like hornier with like the main character being like a furry character that already has like a bunch of rule 34. So the next productions by them are going to be like more porn bait.

0:17:25
Unknown_07: I just hate these silly goofy voices. Like I really do like these infantilized voices. Like I can't, I just can't.

Unknown_07: Does this count as a bus?

Unknown_02: Are you ready to walk?

Unknown_08: No thanks. I got this bowl of cereal.

Unknown_02: Well, there is a line of people behind you.

Unknown_05: Where are your cheeseburgers from? Remember this guy? From the first one?

0:18:03
Unknown_02: Is that for here or to...

Unknown_02: Uh, can you hold on for- This is such a dumb plot because I understand that the NPC's been reset and doesn't have memory, and apparently she doesn't understand that.

Unknown_05: Yeah, you'd think you'd catch on to that.

Unknown_10: Do all the Glowinks have names?

Unknown_06: Of course they do! I love and cherish every Glowink I give birth to! What kind of mother do you think I am?

Unknown_11: This is beautiful.

0:18:37
Unknown_05: She's supposed to be like, hi? God, this is worthless trash.

Unknown_02: Thanks for eating at Spudsy's.

Unknown_05: It's like what you get at Chick-fil-A. It's a little bit awkward.

Unknown_05: Have a good one, miss.

Unknown_07: It's a computer program. It's not real. It was reset. Like, who gives a fuck? You stupid cunt. You're supposed to feel bad for her because her friend's dead. Crew took care of that? It wasn't her friend. It was never real. Well, she thought it was her friend.

0:19:09
Unknown_05: I don't care about any of this.

Unknown_11: Well, that doesn't really sound like a can-do attitude to me.

Unknown_05: The mask dude is going to become a villain and go insane with power? Sad. Yeah.

Unknown_11: This voice actor could become a VTuber.

0:19:42
Unknown_07: Yeah, that's why I hate it so much. You're in the training dimension now, buddy. This character, like the purple rabbit, seems to be the most nothing character on the show, isn't he?

Unknown_05: Well, like I said, I think he's supposed to become antagonistic.

Unknown_11: He's supposed to, like, A-log them. There's some hope here with this training video.

Unknown_07: Let's see.

Unknown_11: Well, too bad. That's right! Let's go!

0:20:23
Unknown_07: That's the truth. In a just world, Gooseworks would be putting the fries in the fucking bag at McDonald's.

Unknown_11: Why not?

Unknown_09: Wait, wait, wait. Nobody can see this, right?

Unknown_05: Is the mask going to curl to the fucking screen like the bitch from The Ring?

Unknown_00: Oh, God.

Unknown_05: You know what this is, right?

Unknown_05: Go ahead. This is a reference to Friday the 13th.

Unknown_05: Oh, or do you mean Halloween three? Halloween, Halloween three. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. We need to start assembling these.

0:20:56
Unknown_03: I'm running out of room here. I made like five or six of them.

Unknown_10: Cool.

Unknown_07: It's still Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Yeah. Yeah. You do what it was. Why'd you let me fuck it up?

Unknown_07: Well, I didn't recognize that that's what it was at first.

Unknown_11: but so much of this is so derivative like it's just it's all references to it's all just references and ripping off and not in a clever or good way let me help you with that why are you even the boss anyway i feel like well they have experience

0:21:46
Unknown_11: I think the person who's most hurt is me. PPP most affected.

Unknown_05: Gooseworks made this in like a five-year A-log moonshot. I think they gained access to all of my analytics and data to just make the thing that was most offensive to me and my taste and sensibilities. Like that allegory for hell that I talked about last stream. Yeah, this is my actual amazing digital circus is this show.

0:22:19
Unknown_07: the owner of kiwi farms is trapped with me here in hell and this is what we deserve for being bullies is it broken or are bad people oh god what the fuck is happening why are they all having existential crises 8 20 isn't that the whole point of the show that they're having existential crises but like will we ever go home

0:22:53
Unknown_07: I don't even know why they're so buck broken over this. Like, yeah, it's just, it's not that bad.

Unknown_05: I did it for a year and a half. It was okay.

Unknown_07: Yeah.

Unknown_05: I had to drive 45 minutes across the fucking bridge and pay $3 for a toll to go to work for eight hours.

Unknown_07: Yeah, and half your wage went to travel.

Unknown_05: Yeah, literally, I calculated it. It was like the first two hours of my shift. I would tell them, like, don't give me a short shift. I can't do it. I hate you, but I don't want you to hate me. That thing is filthy, by the way. I would not lay on that.

0:23:28
Unknown_07: So you're going to get the 4x10s, buddy.

Unknown_07: I don't even know if they'd offer that in fast food. Did you do four 10-hour shifts?

Unknown_05: Yeah, no, you could. I mean, they wouldn't let you work 40 hours because then you'd be entitled to benefits, so you could get 38.

Unknown_09: Wish I could say the same.

Unknown_11: Jax, there's dishes back here. You got time to lean, you got time to clean.

Unknown_09: There you go.

Unknown_07: Sophobish.

0:23:59
Unknown_05: He's been buckbroken by the training.

Unknown_05: She trained him with the fist. Okay.

Unknown_05: Why is she sad? She's getting everything she wants. She's respected in a position of power, having a normal day, serving burgers.

Unknown_02: You, uh, you good?

Unknown_11: My comedy mask is usually broken by now.

Unknown_05: What does that mean?

Unknown_02: One of these, um, yeah. You happy?

0:24:31
Unknown_05: I don't know if I can do this stuff. You can do it. Don't worry.

Unknown_02: Maybe for the finale, we'll both drink.

Unknown_05: I'll make myself a gin and tonic. I thought about getting absolutely blasted today.

Unknown_07: I was like, no, I just have to raw dog it once again.

Unknown_05: You can drink for the finale. It'll be around 4th of July. I usually just get stoned and then just not say anything. That's cheating.

Unknown_07: That's the only way I think to maybe enjoy this show is to just take a fuckload of edibles or magic mushrooms. But it's just like a waste of drugs.

0:25:09
Unknown_05: We'll do that for has been a hotel.

Unknown_07: Oh, God. Yeah, it might be the only way, man, because I'm going to fucking snap at Hasbin Hotel. Like, I'm not going to lie. It's going to be really bad. I have no...

Unknown_05: The fan zone has requested Hasbin Hotel and Hell of a Boss, I think, is the other one.

Unknown_08: So we'll see how this goes.

Unknown_07: People will enjoy this one as well. You should be fucking...

0:25:42
Unknown_05: Where are you going? You don't have like a car, like a, like a house to go to. Is the world populated to where they could go and do something else?

Unknown_07: After the shift, you just sit in the car and you're just like for 30 minutes, like it's over, bro.

Unknown_05: Let's go bowling.

Unknown_11: Me and my friends, we'd go bowling after, after a shift.

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: I can stick around until then.

Unknown_07: I hate this character the most.

0:26:14
Unknown_03: What, what?

Unknown_05: The abstract shapes.

Unknown_07: Yeah.

Unknown_05: Well, it pisses me off about this episode so far. It's like the most interesting concept, but like they're fumbling it really hard.

Unknown_07: No, they really are fumbling it. There's been like a couple, like the training video, but it could have been a lot better. This character has no reason to be so distressed after one day of a job. Yeah.

Unknown_05: It can happen on one day of work.

Unknown_05: Well, the first day it's still like a novelty, right?

0:26:46
Unknown_07: Like the monotony and the drudgery of it every week, every day hasn't set in yet. You need like the montage of like the days passing.

Unknown_05: It's the same shit over and over again before it starts to feel earned.

Unknown_07: Cause that's the real horror of it is just the weeks and months and years just slipping away and you're in the exact same position. with no hope of improvement, and your whole life is just wasting away. But like you're comfortable there, so you stay. It used to be a thing where it's like there's like a really, there was clipping.

Unknown_05: Her fucking name tag is clipping into her model. That's just shit. But it used to be a thing where it's like there's a particularly bad day where like... Where people are really horrible to them, like the customers. That kind of precedes this, but everyone was fine. Even the giant monster was fine.

0:27:23
Unknown_07: One of the biggest problems is that the customers are fucking assholes and treat you like you're a retard.

Unknown_05: So you need a montage, and then you need a breaking point where it's just like people are absolutely atrocious to them. And then you could have like a scene where they're thinking like, you know, we've been in this adventure for like three months now. And it's like, is this going to end? And then you have like some kind of cascade of shit where they end up like, like, I don't know, something violent happens or crazy. Let's crowd fund our own version that's going to be better, Josh.

0:28:01
Unknown_07: I'm sure you have some tranny on staff that can make it. What is this?

Unknown_05: What's happening?

Unknown_05: I don't know if it's random access humor as CWC would say.

Unknown_05: This is cringe, dude.

Unknown_05: She threw her mask and now she's like in crazy mode?

Unknown_05: What is this even a reference?

Unknown_07: I'm sure this is a reference to something. Like, is it Sailor Moon? Like, I don't know.

0:28:36
Unknown_05: Yeah, I can't tell if this is a reference. It would make sense, though. I don't understand what's happening.

Unknown_07: There's like...

Unknown_07: Okay, so it was suicide?

Unknown_07: Or it didn't work?

Unknown_08: Let's get this performance review out of the way. Overall... Or they were dreaming of suicide? ...customer complaints. Couldn't help but notice, however, that you seem to have cut your own shift short, went a little kooky, and ran out into oncoming traffic. After one day of work. In a position of power like this, you could offload the blame to one of your employees and avoid the dock on your score. What do you think? Blame the rabbit. That was my responsibility. Well, you're fired, then.

0:29:12
Unknown_11: Just cracked under the pressure, I suppose.

Unknown_08: Hmm. Well, that's gonna knock your overall score down to... Zero, you died. How's that sound?

Unknown_07: speechless i can't crawl what is the point of this but like what are the stakes of it being a b plus or whatever like there's there's none the tooth man is just trying to entertain them and he's got a real difficult job there's such miserable i feel bad for the tooth guy now i am such a good

0:29:58
Unknown_08: What the fuck was that?

Unknown_08: That was garbage.

Unknown_07: Oh, this is actually a reference to he always struggling.

Unknown_07: Like, you know, they'll take that and they'll craft like 40 fan theories about what that means. You know what I mean? Oh, is he losing his grip on the simulation? Yeah, no, seriously, they will.

Unknown_05: That was a sign that the sadness in Human Elephant was breaking the simulation.

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_05: Oh, God, I can't do this, man.

0:30:32
Unknown_03: I think they're doing a lesbian thing between them.

Unknown_05: I can't live like this anymore, man.

Unknown_03: You can.

Unknown_07: You must. I'm only on four hours sleep, you know, and, like, this is my life.

Unknown_07: This is what it's come to, man.

Unknown_05: Bro. Is that it? Look at that. You made it.

Unknown_06: What?

Unknown_05: That's it. What a ripoff.

Unknown_06: What the fuck?

Unknown_05: Nothing happened. She got a B+. How did the adventure resolve? What? They did one day doing fast food. That was the adventure. This is a scam!

0:31:06
Unknown_06: What the fuck? No, but really. What sort of bullshit was that?

Unknown_07: One day of fast food? Come on, dude. One day of fast food? Like the tranny's ultimate nightmare. One day of honest labor? One day of putting the fries in the bag? I'm losing my mind! I had to put the fries in the bag for one day! Bro, this is my own personal hell of putting the fries in the fucking bag, man. This is fucked. I may just have to go to McWagey's. Maybe I will.

0:31:38
Unknown_05: I mean things that happened. Okay, you had to be accountable to a Supervisor that graded your performance you had to deal with other people in a personal relationship Okay, and you had to not commit suicide at the end of the day in order to get your a-plus These are all things that tranny struggle with These are all things

0:32:10
Unknown_05: me that look that tortured look no but isn't like the whole like i think the worst part of this show is just how pointless it is like it's all just so meaningless it's meaningless nothing happens let me clarify it's not meaningless in a way that sort of underscores like it's nihilistic intent it's meaningless and that nothing happens well i like the whole point of the show is that it's truly meaningless fucking slop

Unknown_07: Isn't it? And it's like, you don't get it, bro. It's just supposed to be garbage. No, you don't get it. No, that's not it.

Unknown_05: That's too self-aware.

Unknown_07: That's below it.

Unknown_05: Yeah, it kind of ended abruptly. I guess the whole point was to set up the relationship between the abstract shapes and the ribbon. I feel like that's what it was. They're having like a lesbian thing. And like, we got the call back to the alligator, but they didn't go anywhere. Okay. They established three things in it. They established that the rabbit is becoming more antagonistic over time. they established that palm. They really is in love with the NPC and it breaks her poor little clown heart that he can't remember her. And then they said was the geometric shapes and ribbon. Your ribbon is fucking erotic as shit. And, uh, isn't they're going to have like the fact that you even know the name of like Ruben.

0:33:11
Unknown_05: ribbon who i know that's not its name i don't know its name i'm calling it the ribbon because it's one big ribbon with a mask on it i only know pomney and jacks that's the rabbit i think zubar is the name of the shapes i'm not a hundred percent something weird like that with the z okay i don't know the ribbon's name i don't know i feel like this was a step uh down from the previous episode the haunted house episode which at least was a static king wasn't even in this episode

0:34:03
Unknown_06: what the fuck happened to him like where was he during this like what happened to him in the previous episode i guess they couldn't get the voice actor he had a call on sick i actually just don't even know you know

Unknown_07: Um, yeah, I don't know. It was disappointing because there was some potential to this episode with the fast food premise. It had the most interesting premise just in the fact that it's like really restraining itself as opposed to the zero restraint that any other episode prior had.

Unknown_05: And then they completely fucked it up by not earning anything, which they can't do. None of the episodes have earned anything.

Unknown_07: No, but it's one of these things where it's so easy to make that like an existential nightmare, like a hell. Because it is a lot of people's existential nightmare and how, and it's been done before in media a thousand times over.

0:34:51
Unknown_05: If you want to do derivative shit, you can look at how they did in Futurama and the Simpsons and any other and just rip it off and compile it together and make it somewhat decent. but it's like there was no yes spongebob goes to to uh i mean the entire premise of the show of spongebob is basically that where it's the fast food shit and how like two different people approach it right and their attitudes towards it there's like a whole what is there like a whole video essay i think that m plemon did about this

Unknown_07: about like there'll never ever be a show like SpongeBob where he was like breaking it down where like SpongeBob has like a childlike sense of wonder that he goes to work with. And Squidward is like the miserable broken adult or whatever the fuck. I could have had it where it's like everybody else was miserable, but like the ribbon really enjoyed it because he asked for it.

0:35:35
Unknown_05: And then they're all stuck until, until the ribbon gets tired of it too. And they have to do things to troll the ribbon into giving up. That would have been funnier.

Unknown_07: Yes. It could have been way better instead. It just, it feels like a bunch of like disconnected fragments.

Unknown_07: Like it's like just thrown at the wall and it doesn't like add up to anything better or greater. It would be like if we had 30 minutes and I gave three minutes to 10 different Kiwi farms users.

0:36:16
Unknown_05: And I said, make this happen.

Unknown_07: And they just wrote like their own, they each created like a three minute piece and then we collaged it all together. That's similar to, to the effect of, of this episode.

Unknown_07: Um, cause it feels, cause each person would try to make like a high point in their own three minute segment.

Unknown_05: And it's like that where you have to like punchline this shit and it doesn't really make any sense.

Unknown_07: And I also think like one of the reasons this episode falls so flat is that goose works has just never worked a job.

Unknown_00: Yeah. You know?

Unknown_07: I think that that's the case. And, uh, therefore it's impossible to truly relate to this situation or like inject your own experiences or, you know, like other people that you worked with or the sort of people that you would meet. You know what I mean?

0:37:02
Unknown_05: Like, like not a single thing, having worked fast food for over a year, not a single thing that I could relate to happened in this, which is very bizarre because you would think there would be at least one encounter. That you could be like, oh yeah, that happened to me once, but no, nothing happened.

Unknown_07: It's like the most surface level stuff where it's like, oh, if you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean. It's like, okay. And it's like a meme outside the fast food. you know what i mean but there's nothing there where it's like somebody who actually like yourself who worked in that industry would go oh yeah that's that's what it's like you captured it this is why it sucks right do you remember when you were set aside in the dark room and like pinned down and forced to watch halloween three that's very relatable like if you are watching the training videos that's one of the best parts of the job because it means you're not actually doing the job you're getting paid to basically be in fucking daycare or school again like i knew a lot of people i didn't mean not a lot of people but i know of people who with call centers there's like a two week or three week training period and they would just hop around to all of the different call centers and just do two weeks of the training and then fucking quit and collect the check that's funny once they got on the phone it's like lock this i'm on to the next one you know um that's a lot of audacity to do that well this is the thing that like a lot of these people are like burnouts on the lowest rung of society and they're just like two-bit scammers and you know they're planning on going back on welfare after they burn all of the bridges with this shit right yeah all right well that was the fast food episode

0:38:53
Unknown_07: Um, okay.

Unknown_05: Let's see. This is episode five. Put that in. This is simply called untitled. That is not an error. I remember that there was an episode called untitled based off the Wikipedia page. It's so quirky and original. It's so ironic that it's called untitled, Josh. I know that the episode eight is called like aspidictac. It's like nonsense typing, like, like bullshit. So some of the names are, are just actual fucking bullshit and that's just how it is. So.

Unknown_05: Uh, this is episode five untitled. It's just like such garbage.

0:39:24
Unknown_07: Like they didn't in the monotony of like the commute and like, like they didn't do the daily grind. Like, I can't believe that. I can't believe there was no montage. Like, I can't believe it was just one day at faster. Like it's so bad.

Unknown_05: It's like the more I think about it, the more mad I get.

Unknown_07: And there was like no true resolution to anything.

Unknown_05: I feel like if I had lucked out, like if I put something out there that just caught fire and people were throwing money at me, the first thing I would do is find an accomplished writer to like, help me get the basics right with each episode. You know what I mean? Just like, well, why would you even bother though, when you've already secured the bag? Because it doesn't cost much. Writers are like the cheapest fucking thing. Put yourself in the shoes of a retarded tranny and realize that.

0:40:01
Unknown_07: was no hope it just feels like if you hire somebody who's in the industry who knows the right beats you have to hit and then you work with them and it's a successful show hire somebody in the industry it's just that everybody in the industry thinks that this sort of is good josh i'm gonna look this up all this place because now i'm curious if you're throwing the glove throwing down the gauntlet all right three two one i hate this glitch intro i really do i

0:40:49
Unknown_08: Welcome back, my candy hearts and paper flowers!

Unknown_07: Okay, well, there's King or whatever. He's back.

Unknown_05: They forgot about him. They didn't realize until after the episode aired. Like, oh, fuck!

Unknown_10: The next adventure will be less... What?

Unknown_07: So we missed out on the pirate adventure or whatever? That's great.

Unknown_10: Yeah, of course.

Unknown_07: Uh, yeah. We missed out on the maritime adventure.

Unknown_09: Hmm?

0:41:21
Unknown_06: Hmm. Hmm.

Unknown_03: Looks like this one was a home run, eh?

Unknown_08: Oh, Zubel, you mismatched cast. Zubel. Instructive criticism would be greatly appreciated. Wow. That's very annoying. Acknowledged. That's it! Everybody besides Zubel, get over here!

Unknown_08: Everyone, I'm going to pitch to you some future adventure ideas, and I'm going to ask you to give me your honest opinions on them.

Unknown_09: It's starting to Bach-break me.

Unknown_08: We can do it. There's no OSHA. There's no OSHA in the computer, buddy.

0:42:03
Unknown_05: oh god this is a bad segment this is also random like so i i can't i can't i hate this more than anything i looked it up never hired another writer never consulted with any nobody nobody helped no way i really thought mistakes

Unknown_07: I mean, it makes sense. It does. But I really thought they would have.

Unknown_05: Written, directed, composed, and ran by Gooseworks. 100% creative control over every aspect of it.

Unknown_07: 100% blame them for all of the failings of this program. All you got to do is hire someone who knows what the fuck you're doing to help out.

Unknown_05: It's their job.

Unknown_07: So they're saying they didn't even mind the fast food because it was grounded in reality.

Unknown_10: This is super annoying. Yeah, it's just an auditory atrocity having them talk over each other like that.

0:42:57
Unknown_07: This one is just the sensory overload slop that I just can't stand.

Unknown_05: The way they talked over each other wasn't very creative either. It was just like talking.

Unknown_07: No. It's not like it was funny in any way. You know, like there is no... Zippy!

Unknown_03: What did you even zip up? I don't have a mouth.

Unknown_08: Okay, well, how about this? We'll do a lightning round.

Unknown_05: You're all gonna boil in lava for eight hours. To skip it.

Unknown_02: What? Like, now?

0:43:33
Unknown_08: That's right! So grab your bones and hop your pansies, cause here we go! We just finished an adventure!

Unknown_07: But can't they not even sleep anyway? Like, don't they just sit there with their eyes open in the bed?

Unknown_05: I don't know. The question has not been answered.

Unknown_09: Hi, everyone! In today's episode of Poach Everything...

Unknown_05: So Jax is going to be a bad guy this time.

Unknown_05: He's going to be like the most dangerous game. Yeah.

0:44:04
Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: Is Ribbon just dead already?

Unknown_05: Oh, God. That's what I said.

Unknown_09: Delicious meat. One down, four to go.

Unknown_03: Alright, I'm calling a vote. Let's skip this one. And also make Jax a vegan for the rest of the day.

Unknown_09: You can't do that. What do you mean you can do that?

Unknown_08: Sorry Jax, democracy has spoken.

0:44:35
Unknown_07: What a scam. I was enjoying this one. Yeah, it does suck.

Unknown_05: Where Jax just, like, hunts them down like fucking feral animals.

Unknown_09: Oh, God.

Unknown_05: President Pompey. Is she going to have, like, an orange face?

Unknown_05: No, that's too funny.

Unknown_04: Well, Miss President, it looks like there are some new developments in the ongoing war between Australia and New Zealand. We may need to take in some refugees. No!

Unknown_05: no send them back send them back send them back not one new zealand kiwi welcome in this country come down here for a sec this was like written specifically to felt you like the new zealand refugees is that a baby head lamp didn't you get one too i figured we were all on the same page here but if not you're gonna have to tap into those golden improv skills

0:45:30
Unknown_02: I'm sorry, what? Oh, yeah, I didn't give you what you wanted to see what you do. Thanks, Jack.

Unknown_05: There's like a paper that she's supposed to be acting off of.

Unknown_05: But she didn't get a copy of it.

Unknown_09: I'm an Australian extremist and I've come to detonate this bomb. Deadliest spiders into.

Unknown_07: I did laugh at that.

Unknown_06: That's actually funny.

Unknown_05: No, no, no. You missed it. I have to actually go back and show you this. This is the only funny joke we've ever done. Watch.

0:46:02
Unknown_05: Okay. I'm pausing at five 11, three, two, one.

Unknown_05: Did I pick a bad time? It's a Clinton blowjob joke. I didn't make you laugh. That's not funny. He's vegan.

Unknown_07: No.

Unknown_10: Okay. Don't worry, President Pommy. I believe you can do this.

Unknown_05: They couldn't decide on a plot for this one, so they're just going to do random bullshit the entire time, I think.

Unknown_07: Yeah. That's why it's called Untitled. Yeah. It's like, okay. Basically, this tranny did a brainstorm and couldn't come up with the fifth episode, and so just made six tiny little outlines into one episode, basically. It being closest to black and all.

0:46:34
Unknown_05: Which means that there's not going to be any kind of unifying theme whatsoever for this one either, and it's just going to end.

Unknown_11: Yeah. Hi! I'm a New Zealand extremist, and I don't know what New Zealanders threaten people with.

Unknown_07: Lame.

Unknown_07: Weak. Shitty.

Unknown_07: okay it's just sucking my will to live man it's just something this one's pretty bad look it's gooseworks this might actually be the worst episode so far that's a reference to oh my god no no no no no

0:47:29
Unknown_05: No! This episode is fucking awful. I can't believe it. No! That was a reference to Salad Fingers, by the way.

Unknown_09: The static speech.

Unknown_03: Someone else.

Unknown_09: Yeah, there's nothing more fun than being back in school. Dude.

Unknown_03: Jax, geez. There's nothing wrong.

Unknown_05: If I could throttle fucking Goose Tranny with my fucking bare hands, I would.

Unknown_07: I have to figure out what Goose works, you fuck.

Unknown_05: They hired a studio for this. I have to look it up.

0:48:00
Unknown_04: All right, class. Today, we're going to learn the popular foreign language known as... He has a bolo tie on?

Unknown_05: Why?

Unknown_04: I vote we skip it.

Unknown_05: That's a common trope in anime is that they're always in English class. what embarrassing yeah they're always in english class i don't know why it's not as embarrassing as that time no no i mean the fucking the king piece is wearing like a piece of southwestern jewelry called a bolo tie and i don't know why

Unknown_07: Is that common in anime? Oh, it's over already.

0:48:31
Unknown_05: They couldn't afford the animation studio for a full episode, so it's like three minutes long. Good. That's embarrassing.

Unknown_09: I guess so, but I prefer a little bite to my adventures. Stop it. I actually may die.

Unknown_05: There was no reason for the animation.

Unknown_07: It just ended randomly.

Unknown_07: What was the end? Do we go back?

Unknown_05: No, nothing happened. What was the transition?

Unknown_09: There was no transition.

0:49:04
Unknown_05: It just ended.

Unknown_10: Maybe. She just doesn't want to hang out with someone who's mean to her all the time. She likes when I'm mean to her, though. I didn't think you cared about what other people like.

Unknown_02: I just... No, yeah, you're right.

Unknown_09: I don't.

Unknown_02: Do you have any actual friends?

Unknown_10: Not anymore.

Unknown_10: Oh, oh, oh, wait, no. I'm sorry.

Unknown_05: We're going to learn about his tragic background. He lost a friend to the abstracted and now he's bad.

0:49:36
Unknown_10: Did you see the fireflies all the way over there?

Unknown_05: It's coming.

Unknown_10: What was that about?

Unknown_09: It's nothing. Who cares?

Unknown_05: Tell her about your friend that abstracted. Doesn't she get on your nerves sometimes?

Unknown_09: I mean, she's nice to everyone.

Unknown_02: I don't know.

Unknown_09: I just, I think she tries way too hard. Like, we're stuck in... Stop abstracting. If you tell someone they're loved and appreciated every day, it just kind of loses all meaning. No, it doesn't. No. She's trying to take advantage of you, you know? Fucking faggot. I don't know.

0:50:09
Unknown_09: Also, she's dumb and she looks weird. I think we all look weird. Excuse you. This is what peak male performance looks like. Oh my god. Kind of the pinnacle of masculinity.

Unknown_05: Oh my god. This is bad. This is a bad episode. This is actually bad. Yes, I do. It's... What the... Where's my tail?

Unknown_02: How long have I not had my tail? I have never seen you with a tail. When would that have even... Is it...

0:50:39
Unknown_05: Is there a Pomni Jack ship happening? A Pax? A Jomni?

Unknown_08: Why is the moon... Oh, the moon's frisky.

Unknown_05: The moon's trying to fuck him, remember? The moon gets frisky. I think that... Don't say that.

Unknown_08: I think they're enjoying the Suggestion Box adventures more than the Mii adventures. What should I do?

Unknown_06: You should die.

Unknown_11: You should throw a... That's Gooseworks.

Unknown_08: Why do you swear now?

Unknown_07: The lame, censored, swearing, garbage, god...

0:51:13
Unknown_07: Fucking lame, man. Man, they're really stretching this out, man. They had nothing.

Unknown_08: This is not even halfway through.

Unknown_07: That's crazy. How?

Unknown_07: This is... I think this is by far the worst episode. Is this worse than the pilot? It is up there with the pilot. The pilot was the worst episode until now.

Unknown_05: Um, I feel like the pilot, at least it was grounding the universe. So it was kind of like new, whereas this is like, nothing is happening.

0:51:52
Unknown_07: Yeah. It's all just filler. It's all just okay. What if we threw this and this and this at the screen?

Unknown_07: Um, it's the show giving into its worst instincts to just be a completely incoherent, random mass of auditory and visual atrocities.

Unknown_07: a lot of these are references to stuff i can i'm vaguely aware of we're intermissioning i feel like the more references you know in this the more your soul has been destroyed by life some of those were really old references to like 80s stuff i want to say you know what here's the thing like i just don't want to know the references like even if i do know them I don't want to know. I don't want to connect the dots. I just don't want to be here.

0:52:37
Unknown_03: I could have made it way worse for you.

Unknown_09: At all. Well, I'm calling a vote to turn Zubel into a slug.

Unknown_09: What the fuck?

Unknown_05: Why?

Unknown_09: Because they don't dislike Zubel, I guess.

Unknown_05: Fuck Zubel, man. Hey, guys.

Unknown_10: I'll have a Cosmopolitan. Why are they drinking?

Unknown_05: Blitz. Can they get drunk?

Unknown_03: Throw something together.

0:53:09
Unknown_05: Can they do heroin? Can they just do heroin all day instead of this?

Unknown_03: Yeah, this was one of my suggestions.

Unknown_05: That would be the finale? Is that they're all addicted to Fenton and they have to do terrible... Of course this retarded character is a bartender and alcoholic, you know, like...

Unknown_09: So, Pomny, you ever have any jobs? are you too young for that i'm 25 years old and yeah that means you can r34 her with a moral clean moral conscience it's of course where your mind goes i'm just saying that's what it's for you're not beating the allegations which i've tried my best to not be a part of the characters are are of age so they can be goon dated ah youtuber

0:53:53
Unknown_02: not really nobody watched them she was a loser she got no views she didn't make it i wouldn't record it though here's your cosmo thanks hiding no view andy all about that wouldn't you what's your heart's just not in it i thought you'd never ask well after my lung cancer diagnosis me and my junkie associate from you have to feel bad for him because he's a tortured figure

Unknown_03: I wasn't done. If you're going to make shit up, at least be creative about it. I know what you're referencing.

Unknown_10: Was that a reference to something?

Unknown_10: Uh, I worked in fast food.

Unknown_11: You've done more than that. Wasn't that established last episode? I was in community college for graphic design, but I dropped out.

Unknown_07: So this is Gooseworks self-insert? I don't think so, because Gooseworks would have known how fast food works.

Unknown_05: You know what I mean?

Unknown_03: Oh gosh, she's so fucking cool, PPP. She's such a cool girl.

0:54:53
Unknown_03: What do you mean when you say that? Do you have like an actual point or are you just talking?

Unknown_09: I'm just having fun. I forgot you hate fun. Fun isn't the thing. How did we go from the intermission thing to this?

Unknown_10: Oh, geez, where to start?

Unknown_05: You know what I mean?

Unknown_07: There was no logic to it. There is no reasoning. It's also like a tonal whiplash.

Unknown_05: It went from like that loud, obnoxious sequence to this.

Unknown_07: The whole point is tonal whiplash, isn't it? Just being all over the place and just presenting a bunch of random garbage over and over.

0:55:28
Unknown_10: I'm sure she doesn't miss me.

Unknown_07: Especially with this episode. I certainly don't miss the yelling.

Unknown_05: Who is she talking about? Her mom?

Unknown_05: Must be her mom.

Unknown_10: Because there are 10 minutes left, Josh.

Unknown_07: Suffer.

Unknown_05: She's got mommy issues. Her home life isn't the best. She has to deal with real issues like the rest of us. Never better.

Unknown_02: Do you guys know about his wife?

Unknown_05: That's a weird thing to bring up.

0:55:59
Unknown_05: What if he doesn't want other people to know about his wife? I don't care about his wife. I don't.

Unknown_03: What? That's Disappearing Guy. That's just what he does. I see. Mr. Great Joke. I'm sure! Fucking... Motherfucker.

Unknown_09: Fucking... Shit. Yeah, he's just a real good yuck.

Unknown_06: This is so great! It's fun and fancy free! Who's Kothmo? Think of money, think of money. Which one's Kothmo? Is that the ribbon?

0:56:34
Unknown_07: It's not worth it, man. It's got to be the rhythm.

Unknown_05: I'm quitting the show, man. It's not worth it. You can do it. I believe.

Unknown_10: There's such a calm segment to get angry at.

Unknown_05: I did not say that, I think.

0:57:07
Unknown_10: No, no, of course I didn't. And I am still so, so sorry about that gangle.

Unknown_07: I'm about to break his gangle. I'm on the verge of breaking the gong stick, like, in my hands. Like, I'll do it.

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_05: Apparently she said she did work at, or she, Gooseworks says that he worked at McDonald's, which is crazy. So was the self-insert. Yeah, but how do you fucking not incorporate any memorable things from working at fast food into your job? I know. Five years at McDonald's before making this show. No, no, no.

0:57:41
Unknown_07: That's a lie. That's a fib.

Unknown_07: You think so? Okay, we're at the baseball adventure. Softball. Soft! Ah!

Unknown_08: We've got the Big Tops playing against the evil Big Tops. Oh, God.

Unknown_05: Oh, no. This is it for PPP. He's not going to make it.

Unknown_05: Coach Dictator here. Oh, no. It's bad for me. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

0:58:15
Unknown_07: is your fault but first this is really bad this is so cringe the american the voice actors can't do it at all they can't pull this off

0:58:48
Unknown_05: all right that was a decent attempt at a joke nobody was clapping except for the millipede or when is going on or why is going on but i do know where is going on and it's out on that field so let's go break some despair this is a genuinely awful episode no matter who ends up winning

Unknown_05: I want to kill that guy. Do it. Me too. Charis fucking gets it. Oh, this is awful.

Unknown_05: The voice actors can't do it.

Unknown_06: No, stop it, please.

Unknown_10: It's like the whole thing here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Unknown_07: I'm going to be honest, like.

Unknown_07: how in any way is this actually like torture for them like ah she's like playing softball wait you know but like they're doing all sorts of crazy like fun wacky shit all the time what the heck he's in a dress now okay well now i could see that how that's felted

1:00:01
Unknown_05: This is definitely, like, bait. This is goon bait. Yeah, this is for goon.

Unknown_03: Yeah. This is a fit. What does that mean? What's that supposed to mean? I'm just having fun. I forgot you hate fun. I actually didn't see how any of the adventures are even torture in any real way.

Unknown_07: Like, they're all these, like, wacky, interesting adventures, and everybody's normal lives are boring as fuck and full of mundane drudgery. Like... The real world is far worse than playing softball and going to haunted houses and fucking L.A. Noire mysteries and shit. Am I wrong?

1:00:38
Unknown_05: Yeah, you're missing how abysmally terrible this fetish shit is. Well, I just don't care.

Unknown_07: If you're masturbating to this shit, you should just be killed. And I'm not going to really waste my time on you.

Unknown_07: I'm not doing this anymore.

Unknown_06: Wait, Jax! What about where is going on?

Unknown_07: Is the whole point that they're masturbating to this? Like, I just can't even imagine, Josh. I think that a lot of what Gooseworks gets out of it is this weird fetish shit.

1:01:09
Unknown_05: Some of it is. Like, he's slipping it in. He thinks he's being clever.

Unknown_02: Pretty normal.

Unknown_05: Don't think it's the point of the show no jerk or anything.

Unknown_07: I think we all need I just can't see how any of this is sexual in any way It's like super.

Unknown_05: I mean you have to keep in mind deuce works as fetishes like lobotomizing people the power Like Jeffrey, this is like Jeffrey Dahmer like eroticism I

Unknown_03: Jax, we have a ball now.

Unknown_07: I think even Jeffrey Dahmer would turn his nose up. What? What's wrong with you? It's a cartoon, but it's not even like a drawing of anything that even bears any resemblance to reality in any way.

1:01:49
Unknown_09: it's just look gangles up to bat how do you think this is gonna go would you stop trying to force her to act like you oh yeah i should force her to be happy all the time instead right how is this still going i don't know this is terrible this is a really bad episode i can think for myself guys hey i ain't forcing anything on you and then you just act like you never do anything wrong and everybody loves you when in reality you just everything up for everyone else okay let's

1:02:30
Unknown_05: He didn't do anything wrong.

Unknown_10: Yeah, what did he do?

Unknown_10: He didn't play the baseball game seriously enough.

Unknown_05: Is that what it was? I just kind of completely disassociated.

Unknown_07: Okay.

Unknown_10: I think you're almost out.

Unknown_05: You got three minutes left. And most of that's going to be the outro.

Unknown_05: I don't understand the point of this interpersonal dispute that they're having. Who cares that they win? I guess it's to establish the tension between them and the rabbit character again.

1:03:02
Unknown_07: So, how's the game going?

Unknown_10: Great! Gangle hit a home run! Really? Yeah, your instructions helped me a lot.

Unknown_07: Good for Kinger that he's getting into it. Kinger's the fucking MVP.

Unknown_03: Joke's on you. I've already forgotten what you're talking about.

Unknown_07: So evil. They really couldn't, they really couldn't pull this off is like a song.

Unknown_07: Did you pick up on how the evil version of the lesbian is a country girl?

1:03:38
Unknown_05: She's trying to do a country.

Unknown_07: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the worst thing in the world.

Unknown_02: Oh, uh, I guess I could, if you really don't want to think of it as a second chance to show them who's boss.

Unknown_02: Yeah.

Unknown_05: This is a fucking terrible episode.

Unknown_02: I can't get over it.

Unknown_07: No, I can't. I can't.

Unknown_05: I at least understood what they were trying to do before, but this episode is just real fucking bad.

Unknown_07: There's no way that it can get any worse than this, is there? This has got to be the low point of the series.

1:04:14
Unknown_05: I would hope so.

Unknown_02: Because this has nothing interesting going on with it.

Unknown_05: Is she upset that Jax and Pomni are being friendly with each other and she's jealous? Is that what they're implying with that?

Unknown_05: You would think you would want everybody to be friendly with each other if they're stuck in hell like this. I'm not a vegan anymore.

Unknown_06: Oh, hey. Wait, what are you? Is he going to kill him?

1:04:47
Unknown_05: Oh, my God. This is so embarrassingly bad.

Unknown_07: Oh, it's so shocking and edgy. Oh.

Unknown_08: We all learned that suggestion box ideas are actually not fun at all, and Kane's ideas are much better!

Unknown_05: It's true. There's a true moral from this episode, is that this shit sucked.

Unknown_09: Oh yeah, Pomni, I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.

Unknown_05: Is this how it ends? They're just more friendly with each other, and she's upset about that for some reason, because you can't have friends when you're, like, sucking hell together like this.

1:05:20
Unknown_06: Uh-huh.

Unknown_05: Which, am I supposed to be sympathetic with her? Because, like, what a fucking horrible, selfish thing to be upset about. Exactly. Well, they're all awful people.

Unknown_07: That's why they're here in hell. What the fuck is that implying? That's why we're here. What? Like, we didn't even see what was in the hall. What?

Unknown_05: What was in the hall didn't matter. It was just, like, establishing that they were going to go off alone together. And that upset the raggedy end.

1:05:58
Unknown_05: my god look they're advertising the jacks made stuff yeah so that's your i think the best part is the little tune here at the end it's like it's pretty nice pretty jazzy i kind of enjoy that no it's okay

Unknown_07: This is the music I'm going to listen to. Will they give me made, you know?

Unknown_05: It's the outro theme of Canada. It's like, yeah, this is Soylent Green.

Unknown_07: You know, a body goes into the fields and shit, and they play that. You drift off into the long good night.

Unknown_07: How long have we been going?

Unknown_06: An hour.

Unknown_06: Oh, God. Do we do another one?

Unknown_07: Do we do Daily Wire with Ben Shapiro? What do you want to do?

1:06:55
Unknown_05: Okay. I feel like, ooh.

Unknown_05: So you can't make it through all five, right? That's not happening.

Unknown_07: Buddy, I'm not watching any more of this. I've had enough.

Unknown_05: if you want ppp to suffer through more you have to leave comments and supportive no i don't even know if this one i i don't know i i i i'm broken like i i don't know man i just can't imagine that this is very good to watch like i'm just people loved it on my side i don't know about you see wikipedia

1:07:33
Unknown_05: the amazing let's I want to see what episode six is the synopsis of the synopsis of this episode we could do one more we could do one more okay episode five the synopsis is canine devises a lightning round of brief adventures from the suggestion box during a tranquil stargazing adventure

Unknown_05: I mean, that's just like literal description of what this is. They all get guns is the episode name of the next one. We could do three next time if you decide not to, or we could just do Ben Shapiro for this and then do three next time. You tell me, what do you want?

Unknown_07: What do you want, man?

Unknown_05: Um, I don't know. I feel like you're pretty beaten down by untitled man.

Unknown_00: That's what's been Shapiro. I think you can do it.

1:08:24
Unknown_06: Just turn it on.

Unknown_00: it'll be okay all right let's see is this a separate recording or is this no let's just stab it up so it's like the people don't want to have to watch an hour of classy pornography to get to ben shapiro i guess they'll fast forward i don't know okay let's uh so everyone i don't mean like you know just put it on just put it on

1:08:57
Unknown_06: Just put it on, Josh.