Bad at Video Games - Stray May 23rd, 2026 2026-05-23

0:00:33
Unknown_01: You're right. It is Catter Day, isn't it?

Unknown_01: Most appropriate day for a cat-related stream.

Unknown_01: Don't mind the super chats. It's just from yesterday. It's just how the thing works.

Unknown_00: Probably fix that if I cared.

Unknown_00: Um...

Unknown_00: Okay, there's no music when I have my thing outside. I wonder if I can change that. I cannot.

0:01:08
Unknown_00: Pause on focus loss. No reticle? Okay, so we don't know this game, but you're a cat and you do cat things. Apparently there's like a deep lore. Okay. Let me actually change the size of the chat real quick.

Unknown_01: There we go.

Unknown_01: That? Like in the corner? Is that good?

0:01:41
Unknown_00: Low energy cat stream. What is a low energy cat stream?

Unknown_00: This morning has sucked. I woke up and I just feel like there's needles in my fucking skin. So I'm going to relax and play a cat game. Um, I think that when, let me check real quick. I think that the audio ducks when I have, um,

Unknown_00: Okay, it does there is audio ducking so you should be able to hear me fine over the music right No issue all good There's no

0:02:32
Unknown_00: Let me start recording. Okay. Cat game.

Unknown_00: I have a cat hoodie. Is there a cat hoodie?

Unknown_00: I'm apparently just one of many cats.

0:03:09
Unknown_00: I guess that's the backstory. You are a cat, and you decided to just wake up and fuck shit up today.

Unknown_00: And that's the, uh, this is how it's gonna be.

Unknown_00: Why do you immediately submit to this other cat?

Unknown_00: I didn't know that the Q button was like a submit button. My cat would never do that.

0:03:51
Unknown_00: Cats are so friendly with each other. They all know each other.

Unknown_00: I just realized that today is boomer day. I might have to just close my blinds at some point. Do I have to lay here?

0:04:22
Unknown_00: Now that I've interacted with all the other cats, I have to lay on the box.

Unknown_00: I see mission accomplished.

0:05:06
Unknown_00: I appreciate the deep and meaningful lore. Look at the whole cat background. The whole cat story. I think I'm the cat on the right. I have to admit, the cat...

Unknown_00: I've always said that cats have very regional-looking faces.

0:05:43
Unknown_00: European cats look different from American cats, and Asian cats look very different from European and American cats. I don't know if this is an unpopular racist cat opinion, but I think I can always tell a chinky cat from an American cat, and this cat looks pretty chinky.

Unknown_00: I've had pet people vehemently disagree with me on the existence of cat phrenology.

Unknown_00: As an expert racist, I'm pretty sure I can tell them apart. I think it's only the Chinese cats that got eaten. Okay, my mouse. Look at this.

0:06:22
Unknown_00: My mouse is a little bit crazy.

Unknown_00: I can run too.

Unknown_00: Oh the cats are following me.

Unknown_00: I gotta say the voice acting in this better than Life is Strange already.

0:07:15
Unknown_00: He just walked right through. Doesn't even care.

Unknown_00: These pigeons, I was going to say, you're not afraid of me? You disrespect me like this?

0:07:59
Unknown_00: There is apparently cat death in this game, but I have turned off the cat death button. Where on earth would this possibly be?

Unknown_00: Let's see if I can wave between them like that, but you cannot.

0:08:44
Unknown_00: Such a weak meow. Why isn't the cat such a beta? I want a chad cat.

Unknown_00: With a mighty cat roar, like a lion.

Unknown_00: I like that they established that I have these NPCs following me, that we're all cat friends. Ah! The kitty cat secret path. Of course, cat senses.

0:09:20
Unknown_00: What's kind of funny is that I picked a time to play this where that Subnautica 2 game came out and everyone was like super excited for it.

Unknown_00: But I'm not personally excited for Subnautica 2. My understanding is that the developer of Subnautica 2 is a gay communist. And they fired one of their co-developers for Subnautica 1.

Unknown_00: Oh no! Did I die?

0:10:03
Unknown_00: I just turned off cat death. Oh my god! Holy shit! I can't remember why they put that for KitKat. He's meowing. Oh, he's limping!

0:10:39
Unknown_00: This is a sad game cat.

Unknown_02: Aww. Oh yes, this is a stray.

Unknown_00: Alright, I was trying to think of what the guy got fired from. For some not-I-could-one, the first one.

Unknown_00: This is for some asinine fucking reason.

Unknown_00: Something about trannies. The art director for the game is a fucking tranny son for some shit.

0:11:17
Unknown_00: Was it for COVID? That's fucking gay.

Unknown_00: Still, I'll gimp you. I can't run. Oh wait, I'm feeling better now.

0:11:53
Unknown_00: I'm now in the dead city. In those robits.

Unknown_00: This is much shittier than the other place I was at.

Unknown_00: The publishers fired a dev to avoid a bonus payout. The director publicly came out and said that it was for Chud Opinions.

0:12:41
Unknown_00: Meow. Meow. So robots are like head crabs, but robot head crabs.

0:13:23
Unknown_00: Can I, like, charge it?

Unknown_00: No, I cannot.

Unknown_00: It's ominous. There's a big sign that says, follow me. There's a cat picture on there. As if cats speak.

Unknown_00: Go back into the closet, your fursona sucks. Gay boy persecution now. If I was a furry, I would never be a cat furry. I am not cat-like at all.

0:13:55
Unknown_00: I've never seen a cat pick up a pail. That's ridiculous. My immersion was broken. Why would I possibly have motivation to pick up this pail? Sup, bish.

Unknown_00: Fuck you.

0:14:46
Unknown_00: Okay, I can't go this way. I guess I can jump down. No?

Unknown_00: That pipe, right? It's too narrow.

Unknown_00: Um...

Unknown_00: I can't... Oh, there it is. I just missed it. Look at these... I always call these, um...

Unknown_00: These sticks, anti-bird sticks. We got like anti-bird sticks on this shit.

0:15:24
Unknown_00: Wow, that's just straight up destruction property. This cat's very destructive.

Unknown_00: Why would a robot do all this?

Unknown_00: But following these signs up here? I'm just gonna sleep. Fuck you.

Unknown_00: Oh, look, I'm tracking.

Unknown_00: You can track little kitty paw prints.

Unknown_00: Wait, hold up. I gotta do the thing. I gotta do the thing I always do. This is hard. I don't know if I can pull this one off, Jeff.

0:16:01
Unknown_00: Sorry, I can't give you your Prussian blue windmill apiece.

Unknown_00: Well, I can tear it up. Oh, fuck yeah.

Unknown_00: Fuck your rug, buddy.

Unknown_00: Sorry, they had anti-windmill technology in this game. They learned after watching my prior playthroughs.

0:16:56
Unknown_00: What?

Unknown_00: So many weird robots. They're like headcrab robots.

Unknown_00: I'm vaguely aware that this game has a robot friend in it. I don't know if this is him. He might need a new battery.

0:17:27
Unknown_00: Supposed to help this robot.

Unknown_00: Maybe not.

Unknown_00: Why are you guys wishing terrible things on the robot?

0:18:04
Unknown_00: All my black cats met untimely demises because they enjoyed asphalts. These are like head crab zombie robots.

Unknown_00: This is just like fascism.

Unknown_02: Ah! There are literally hand crab zombie rabbits! That's crazy!

0:18:55
Unknown_00: What?

Unknown_00: Like, fucking robots are like cat killing robots?

Unknown_00: Sorry, I didn't realize that there was like actual danger in this sequence.

Unknown_00: Apparently there is.

0:19:46
Unknown_00: I'm very confused of what I'm supposed to do on that sequence in particular. There's like a lot of them.

Unknown_00: They're like robot ticks. They're like robo-head critters. Yeah, there's like fucking robots and shit.

0:20:19
Unknown_00: If I saw a cat do this in real life, I'd shit myself. That cat is obviously sentient and navigating the world like a human would.

0:20:59
Unknown_00: Did the game give you, like, hints?

Unknown_02: How am I supposed to do that? Oh.

0:22:24
Unknown_00: There seems to be two sides that I can get off that.

Unknown_00: Probably not that side.

Unknown_02: What?

Unknown_00: He just loves tormenting my poor fucking cat.

0:23:04
Unknown_00: Meow Meow and gifted 10 subs. I guess this game was made for him. He's just thrilled. He's watching cat content and is just absolutely exhilarated by it. I appreciate that.

Unknown_00: Apparently not the best cat in the world, though.

Unknown_00: Did I already come this way?

0:23:42
Unknown_00: Nope, I did not.

Unknown_00: Yeah, I've never been much of a platformer aficionado, so I'm a little bit trepidatious about how much of a fool I'll look like after playing this for a while and getting into difficult stages.

0:24:25
Unknown_00: in the descriptions there's like a little staging area it's like a hub of some kind

Unknown_00: Imagine living in this fucking city. Is this what Chinamen are subjected to? In China, cats rule the city. Everybody else just has to fucking suffer.

Unknown_00: Crunklord is like obsessed with this trope world. of like everything is absolutely fucking horrific and shitty and um like as shitty and dystopian as as humanly possible and i'm kind of reminded of his fascination with this trope what why did i drop my battery I can't take the battery.

0:25:01
Unknown_00: I hope I don't need that battery. I'm a little bit miffed by that fucking battery. I was going to bring that with me and I thought like, oh, I have to plug this into the robot.

Unknown_00: But evidently that's not the case.

Unknown_00: I can't go back to get it. I guess I dropped it on the way over here. That's what they're implying.

0:26:05
Unknown_00: shit in the bed who's who is the person that uh whose cat shit in the bed it wasn't britney vinci was it shenso says the easiest way to tell asian cats apart from european cats is to The Asian cats are typically on the plate. That is mean.

Unknown_00: Okay. I think it's only some places. Okay.

Unknown_00: To the door, turn on findability.

Unknown_02: Well, how do I enter the door?

Unknown_00: Why is the robot talking to a cat?

0:27:07
Unknown_00: Oh, this door.

Unknown_00: This looks like my room, basically. Except they don't have monitors hanging from the ceiling like that.

Unknown_00: Where's the body at?

Unknown_00: Of course, the binary monitor. Very important.

0:27:44
Unknown_00: I have another one of these boxes now.

Unknown_00: There is no body.

Unknown_00: I'm stuck in this room, though. I have to figure this out.

Unknown_00: Fuck your hard drives, bitch.

Unknown_00: Your anime collection's on the fucking ground where it belongs, you motherfucker. Oh, I can put it here. I got you. There's several of these power cells around here. Of course, I would anticipate that a cat could accomplish this.

0:28:18
Unknown_00: These power cells would not give much power.

Unknown_00: Maybe they're like micro-reactors or like nuclear power or some shit. Meow.

Unknown_02: Meow.

Unknown_02: There's one up there.

Unknown_00: What the?

Unknown_00: The game stops you from meowing if you have something in your mouth. That is the attention to detail that gave this game the overwhelmingly positive rating that it so rightfully deserves.

0:28:58
Unknown_00: Most game developers, Life is Strange type of game developers, they couldn't do that. They couldn't contemplate such inevitabilities.

Unknown_00: Oh, I see it's up there.

Unknown_00: Three day water fast for Memorial Day weekend? I think you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to eat burgers on Memorial Day weekend, bro.

Unknown_00: How long do I give Chantal, asks FupaChamp. Well, FupaChamp, she'll probably live into her 40s at least. Is she already in her 40s?

0:29:37
Unknown_00: Death by fatness usually happens between 40 and 50, I think, is usually what happens there, right?

Unknown_00: She's not more abundant bedbound yet. Once you are bedbound, you die pretty fast.

Unknown_00: pretty quickly after that. She's still up on oop and a boot, but she's accepting her laziness at this point. She's becoming okay with not doing shit.

0:30:11
Unknown_00: I'm not entirely sure what's going on in here. I now have a box. I feel like I'm supposed to get this box.

Unknown_00: Can I do something with this box? No, I can't.

Unknown_00: I can sit in the box, though.

Unknown_00: Can I get in the box?

Unknown_00: I think that this is the task.

Unknown_00: Almost.

Unknown_00: No! The physics of this failed me.

Unknown_00: Tiny placements.

0:30:49
Unknown_00: If I fits, I sits. No! Sitting in that fucking box.

Unknown_00: Yeah!

Unknown_00: Almost.

Unknown_00: Wait, something fell out of the box?

Unknown_00: It sure did.

Unknown_00: Do I want to put it in the robot man?

Unknown_00: What is this? What is this in my mouth?

Unknown_00: I can't give it to the robot man.

0:31:24
Unknown_00: It does look like his head or something though, doesn't it?

Unknown_00: Not a lot of this room yet, so my business is still... Huh.

Unknown_00: I wonder what the game is trying to tell me. You know what these screens remind me of?

0:31:58
Unknown_00: It reminds me of that episode of Black Mirror, where everyone has the fucking weird symbol on their thing. The one where the woman is in a torture chamber, but she's actually a pedophile murderer or something like that. Just like the episode of... Oh, no, I took the... I fucked it.

Unknown_00: I did forget to raid Bakoan. Don't worry, I'll have other opportunities to raid Bakoan.

0:32:51
Unknown_00: What's funny is that I keep... I've tricked myself into talking about Black Mirror so much to make fun of Andy Worski that I now do it unironically. And you can tell it actually really fucking bothers PPP when I talk about Black Mirror.

Unknown_00: But it's so true, though.

Unknown_02: Okay, there's a floating rabbit head talking to me.

Unknown_00: He's talking gibberish.

Unknown_00: It says that it worked. I'm free, thank you. I couldn't believe the camera's a cat in the dead city. I can't remember my name. It seems my memory is corrupted. I've been tracked in the electronic network for so long. I work for a scientist who lived here. You can call me B-12. Is that no relation to B-2, I assume?

0:33:26
Unknown_00: That's what it says on my exterior.

Unknown_02: It's dangerous in the dead city, but you seem to know how to handle yourself.

Unknown_00: The cat meows in concurrence.

Unknown_00: Let's get out of here, follow me. Okay, I'm now following the robot.

Unknown_00: He unlocks the door, and he's gonna get that from me. Okay.

Unknown_00: It's a good thing that, um... Well, if you need batteries, I've got like 40 of them around here.

0:34:07
Unknown_00: How does the cat understand what the robot's saying?

Unknown_00: Oh, god. I've been augmented.

Unknown_00: No- Oh, he's laying down. This is what my cat does.

Unknown_00: Or my cat's always... If I ever tried to put, like, a harness on my cat, he would just drop to the floor and, like, refuse to move. And you could never take him for a walk. You could just drag him by his harness. So I think he's accurately replicating cat behavior here.

Unknown_00: Okay. Like, he doesn't like it. Ah, that's so funny. He is doing exactly that thing. He's, like, reacting to the harness.

0:34:45
Unknown_00: That is very funny that they've, like, replicated this known cat behavior to me.

Unknown_02: Okay, he's saying that you'll get used to the backpack and I can show him shit if I'm curious about what it is.

Unknown_00: And he's gonna help me out.

Unknown_00: I'm gonna tear up his fucking rug. Fuck your rug, bitch. Fuck your rug. Fuck your rug.

Unknown_00: I don't think he has the memory in his banks about that rug being his, so he has no negative associations with this.

Unknown_00: Open the dome.

0:35:21
Unknown_00: Select an item to use. I will take the keys, actually. Don't know the truth about it. For some reason, it's a computer terminal that is opened by keys.

Unknown_02: What is this?

Unknown_00: Why is this room so fucking dark?

Unknown_00: Robot, light up this room.

Unknown_00: I'm a cat, shouldn't I have night vision? This room's fucking dark.

Unknown_00: Press two to what?

Unknown_00: Torchlight. Oh, okay. I don't know why a cat needs torchlight, but.

0:35:55
Unknown_00: So there ain't shit in here is what I'm getting from this. There's paint.

Unknown_00: Yeah, I got fucked.

Unknown_00: Track some kitty cat paws throughout this hallway. Okay.

Unknown_00: Um... Well, we all know what the answer is.

Unknown_00: Nah, not this time.

Unknown_00: Maybe next time, chat. Oh. Three?

0:36:39
Unknown_00: I mean, this defies belief.

Unknown_00: The code is 50... 51? I mean, a cat would... There's no fucking chance a cat wouldn't be able to do math. That was the code of a two-digit number.

Unknown_00: Is that supposed to be like a seven? Oh, it is a seven. I thought it was a plus sign. Three, seven, four, eight, okay. I gotcha.

0:37:13
Unknown_00: Okay, obviously it wouldn't be math because a cat can't do math.

Unknown_00: The cat's Aryan? That would make sense. Oh no, he looks Asian. Maybe he's an honorary Aryan like the Japanese.

Unknown_00: Okay, so look at this place. The elevator is in the distance. That's important. We need to go up. Okay, let's go up. I don't know if there's ticks underneath here. Yucky.

0:37:48
Unknown_00: What Asian do you know has red hair? Um, the cat.

Unknown_00: I remember the outside.

Unknown_02: Feels like I've been there before.

Unknown_00: Is this where you came from? It's true. We did come from the outside. It was nicer. I promised someone I would go there. I promised who?

0:38:20
Unknown_02: The postcard the mural was painted from.

Unknown_00: Let's take it. I've gained a new item, which is a postcard.

Unknown_02: Let's ask about his memories.

Unknown_00: Let's keep going. Okay.

Unknown_00: Alright, robot.

Unknown_00: What?

Unknown_00: Apparently I can unlock memories. Ah! The cat has not gotten used to the backpack yet. Safe Zone. Those are too fucking safe. There's all sorts of tricks and shit.

0:38:52
Unknown_00: Who's the safe zone? I was promised the fucking safe zone.

0:39:26
Unknown_00: Why? I don't know where I'm going. Can I get up here?

Unknown_00: There we go.

Unknown_00: No, no, no. What the fuck?

Unknown_00: That's bullshit. It just jumps down off the fucking thing. Sorry, there's a boomer outside my window.

0:40:05
Unknown_01: Give me a sec.

Unknown_01: It's true, how was I supposed to know?

Unknown_00: It says safe zone.

0:40:41
Unknown_00: I can't jump up there apparently? Dude.

Unknown_00: That's what the sign was pointing at over there.

Unknown_00: This is really annoying.

Unknown_00: Safe zone. And then there's a thing pointing over here.

Unknown_02: But they can't, they can get up there.

Unknown_00: Oh my gosh. I don't understand. Oh.

0:41:27
Unknown_00: The slums.

Unknown_00: Yeah. Yeah. Kitty cats in town. Better get the fuck out of here, buddy.

Unknown_00: What? You pussy.

Unknown_00: Warning. Cat. Cat.

Unknown_00: Cat detected. Cat.

0:42:06
Unknown_00: Flee from me. I am become death.

Unknown_00: Is this like a kinshi battle? Am I supposed to fight him? They're talking computer code. You can't understand them because they speak Chinese. It says that you're no zerk and you're not welcome. Or you are welcome in our village as long as you don't eat anyone.

0:42:40
Unknown_00: The Chinaman seems to think that this is an acceptable kind of agreement.

0:43:17
Unknown_00: oh the robot on his back is telling the um Chinese robot that they can no no wait yeah I don't know I guess it was the Chinese robot telling him that you can stay I guess the ticks eat people so he's like if you're not like a tick you don't have to worry about it

Unknown_00: The fellow seems to know a lot about the area. Show him the postcard.

Unknown_02: He's in a tree.

Unknown_00: I get that. Oh, am I... Is he... Oh, I wasn't talking to the guy yet. It was complaining that I hadn't... First off, let me fuck up your carpet.

Unknown_00: Oh no, they're Muslim.

0:44:10
Unknown_00: You gave us such a fright, we thought you were a zerk. Fuck you, I'm not a fucking zerk, bitch.

Unknown_00: He doesn't know anything about the thing.

Unknown_00: This woman won't even talk to me, because it's like, you can't talk to a male cat.

Unknown_00: I thought you'd take the elevator, I've never seen that thing work, and I'll be 374 years old tomorrow.

Unknown_00: She thinks that the postcard is just a dream.

0:44:44
Unknown_00: Momo is the one I need to show the pictures. Are you Momo? No, you're Johan. Why is this Johan in like a hijab?

Unknown_00: Don't interrupt my meditations. Oh, fuck you too. Wait a minute. Interrupt your fucking, take a kitty cat dump around your fucking prayer rug, bitch.

0:45:17
Unknown_00: Why am I being like, I don't understand. Oh, I should talk to the clerk guy?

Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_00: You? Show you the postcard?

Unknown_00: The picture of the outside is ridiculous. The elevator isn't operational. Everyone knows that it's impossible to leave this place except the outsiders. But they're gone now, except MoMo. We can try to talk to him. He lives up there. Okay.

0:45:58
Unknown_00: Okay, the robot's explaining that I can press 1 for idiot instructions. I gotcha.

Unknown_00: Um... You're a musician with no songs? Well, you're a fucking loser, then. Oh, I can take a kitty cat nap.

Unknown_00: Look to this musician who has no songs.

0:46:36
Unknown_00: Why is there a sign that has cat faces on it? As if I'm, like, bad.

Unknown_02: It reversed my controls.

Unknown_00: Oh, no.

Unknown_00: Help.

Unknown_00: Help.

Unknown_00: I can't.

Unknown_00: There we go. Okay.

Unknown_00: Let's go up there, I guess?

0:47:10
Unknown_00: No, not down there. Up there. This is a memory.

Unknown_02: In the early days, their simple AI merely imitated human art.

Unknown_00: No, this is all their own. Humans often said making art is important in desperate situations. These are desperate times.

Unknown_00: It sure is. We're having to rely on Muslim robots for escape.

0:47:59
Unknown_00: Momo? Are you Momo-kun?

Unknown_00: Well, good. He's one of the people that helps knock over all the paint cans.

Unknown_00: Don't bother Vapore, she's so clumsy. That's not nice.

Unknown_00: Hey, clumsy!

0:48:37
Unknown_00: This is why they don't trust these cats. Can I talk to them now? Oops. It was your fault. You should take some accountability.

Unknown_00: A cat ability.

Unknown_00: You're a homeless man. So the circles of light are pleasing to watch, but I want to see the real sky one day.

Unknown_00: Oh, they are just circles. It's not like a real sky.

Unknown_02: Maybe I can give him the light.

0:49:26
Unknown_00: Momo told me he'd get there one day. Okay, clearly we need to get to this Momo cunt.

Unknown_00: He's the secret to all of this.

Unknown_00: I don't think any Asians worship cats, do they? I can't think of any Asian culture that worships cats. That's the Egyptians that worship cats.

0:50:12
Unknown_00: They're like an alcoholic, like a waster. It's Momo come.

Unknown_00: Don't cats have reverence? Don't Turks have reverence for cats? No.

Unknown_00: They think that they're at a Turk. god the founder guy is like half wolf or something all turks are furries what do you want i want to show him the outside this is a picture of the outside you want to go there don't bother it's a waste of time it'll bring you loneliness my friends had this dream too but now they're all going i don't know where they ended up i tried to contact them but that Fucking transceiver does not work. My friends and I took notes for our research about the outside. Here, take mine if you really want to go there. And I gained... You're on your own. I'm done with the outside. Good luck. And he's trying to fix the CRTV so he can play Super Smash Bros. Melee without input delay.

0:51:07
Unknown_02: Okay, I have to find the other notebooks, he says.

Unknown_00: Yeah, unfortunately, I am going to have to tear up your stupid ass rug.

0:51:46
Unknown_00: What's this?

Unknown_00: Oh, I like the music. Turn the music off.

Unknown_00: Like a waffle ball.

Unknown_00: No need to close your refrigerator door or anything.

Unknown_00: Can't even figure out how to close the refrigerator door. How are you going to escape to the outside? Oh, I can tear up your stupid ass fucking wall too. Oh yeah. Oh, and then for some reason his bathroom door is like barred off.

0:52:22
Unknown_00: What does it mean, the picture of the cow?

0:53:06
Unknown_00: Back when I went home, too, it was made after I was created a thing. I can't remember. Well, the scientist and I spent a lot of time playing it, too. I miss him. I'm just trying to remember what his scientist name was.

Unknown_00: What about the cow picture? Oh, he's got so many flies on him.

Unknown_00: Beaches.

Unknown_00: Grass. Rolling hills.

Unknown_00: It all makes sense now.

0:53:42
Unknown_00: Is there anything else I'm supposed to do here? I don't think so.

Unknown_02: The symbol on the wall matches the one on the notebook.

Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_00: Oh, that one. That seems like a lead. Okay, here I come.

Unknown_00: That seemed like a... Fuck you.

0:54:33
Unknown_00: There's another bucket thing over there.

Unknown_00: Why would you possibly have this? This, like, old, uh... I forget what you call that.

0:55:06
Unknown_00: It's a vinyl player, but the, um...

Unknown_00: The name of the horn on top has a specific name.

Unknown_00: Like a... Phonograph. That's it. Phonograph horn.

Unknown_00: I don't know why I know that.

Unknown_00: Actually, I do know why I know that. It's mentioned in the Your Movie Sucks review of a shitty movie.

Unknown_00: Someone dies because the phonograph horn is rigged to shoot like a spike.

Unknown_00: And his criticism of the death was like, why would you possibly expect anyone to look into the phonograph horn after a song plays? Why would anybody do that?

0:55:48
Unknown_00: Now...

Unknown_00: I can't type on this?

Unknown_02: Okay, we've got another notebook.

Unknown_00: It belongs to someone named Clementine. Everything is going according to plan. We've contacted the upper level before the transceiver went down. They are in place, called Midtown, and apparently is controlled by some kind of oppressive force. I talked to Momo earlier. His eyes. I know the luck. He will not come with us. Let's find the other notebooks.

0:56:19
Unknown_00: CookieRecipe.dat. I guess that's what they were looking at, working on before everything went to shit.

Unknown_00: Probably why they didn't make it. Probably should have been working on something more pertinent to getting out.

Unknown_00: MyMess's reviews are very high quality. It's a shame that all people who have passions like that are mentally retarded.

0:57:11
Unknown_00: He's dead.

Unknown_02: He also wanted to go up to the upper level.

Unknown_00: He remembers Midtown is up there, away from the garbage and the sickness of the slums. Even in dire times, humans could not help but divide themselves by social class.

Unknown_00: Back then a lot of people from the slums were prepared to do anything to move up there. Apparently the robots also copied this behavior. Let's see. I didn't realize that the cat was a fucking communist. Okay, I'm not getting up there.

0:57:43
Unknown_00: There's like barbed wire and shit. Meow.

Unknown_00: This is definitely a dead end. Be down there?

0:58:17
Unknown_02: I haven't been down there yet. Listen.

Unknown_00: Here's the thing, right? People are divided into classes for a reason.

0:58:50
Unknown_00: As I've grown up, I've come to learn that some people just have innate handicaps. And they don't belong around the rest of us because they're fucking shit.

Unknown_00: For instance, the Indians.

Unknown_00: As they look, sound keep it, don't be fooled, those things chew through metal. They're terrifying.

Unknown_00: Um...

Unknown_02: It's the outsiders.

Unknown_00: They live on the upper floors of the earth. You can talk to Momo about this. I already did.

Unknown_02: What am I doing? They live in the upper flats.

0:59:28
Unknown_00: We won't find anything. Well, I just went up there.

Unknown_02: I thought I hit everything up, but I guess not.

Unknown_00: I left it in the streets the next day. The Zurichs had consumed it. They eat everything.

Unknown_00: All the weird stuff happens to you, mate.

Unknown_00: I don't dare tell you the village is too dangerous. The Guardian is the only one who can open this door. Oh, this is the exit to the outside, I guess.

1:00:00
Unknown_02: Give music to the guitar guy.

Unknown_00: That's a good idea. That was down there, right?

1:00:50
Unknown_00: You suck. Here, have some music. Feel the shit. Petit Valze. Sounds cool. Watch that.

1:01:26
Unknown_00: Sounds French.

Unknown_00: I have another song for you. Pull down.

1:02:05
Unknown_00: Pretty chill. I like this one.

Unknown_00: I'll come back to him if I find more music.

1:02:54
Unknown_00: I didn't make it over there last time.

Unknown_00: What?

Unknown_00: What?

Unknown_02: What?

Unknown_00: The robot just stole a fucking energy drink.

Unknown_00: Can I fuck this couch up? No.

1:03:28
Unknown_00: Robert News. Breaking Robert News. Le Human Bad. Outside New. Oh, I can tear it off. Yeah, fuck this couch. Fuck this couch.

Unknown_00: Okay. Good, that was productive. Cool.

1:03:59
Unknown_00: meow meow meow this is like an achievement for fucking up everybody's couches

Unknown_00: Hey Doc, I found the keys to your safe. You need to be more careful with these. Don't mind if I do. It's not enough to bury your safe behind a bunch of books. Just the librarian. Okay, so I'm looking for... ...a safe behind a bunch of books, I think. That's what's being implied to me by the... ...magic of video games.

1:04:48
Unknown_00: He died.

Unknown_00: He's dead.

Unknown_00: How to develop your artificial intelligence in order to be as creative as a real human. Volume 42. Found more music for my boy.

Unknown_00: To play.

1:05:26
Unknown_00: That's a very cozy place to sleep as a cat.

Unknown_00: Yeah, that's Cozy Max right there.

Unknown_00: I wish I had a secret cubby place to put a secret cat at.

Unknown_00: Maybe then I would know true happiness, Chip.

1:06:01
Unknown_00: Secret hiding place for a safe behind a bunch of books.

Unknown_00: It can't be back here. It's Spongebob. Wow, that's a really creepy drawing. What the fuck?

Unknown_00: Ah!

1:06:37
Unknown_00: Wow.

Unknown_00: Nice. Another network. After a couple of weeks with a combined spectrometer with a powerful UV lamp with this, we should be capable of warning off the Zerks on our way out. The initial attempt was explosive. I might have to test it under real conditions.

Unknown_00: So we have some sort of

Unknown_00: light that repulses the tick monsters.

1:07:13
Unknown_00: There's like a light there, and it bothers me. That's just the cubbyhole where the cat slept, right?

Unknown_00: Yeah, it is just the cubbyhole where the cat slept. There's like a cat...

Unknown_02: How do I get up there?

Unknown_00: Is there... That looks exactly like a cat ladder. Look! Another photograph!

Unknown_00: I don't think so. Maybe I'm just hallucinating. That is teasing me, though, because that looks exactly like some sort of catwalk, but it's covered with books. I think I'm done here.

1:07:49
Unknown_00: Is Zion like that parkour game?

Unknown_00: I think I briefly played that. I didn't like it, though.

Unknown_00: I thought it was too scary, personally.

Unknown_00: I did play that. I just, um, it didn't stick with me too well. Because it, um, there's just something about the way that the combat worked that really annoyed the fuck out of me. I just didn't get into it.

1:08:20
Unknown_00: You look weird and small, but there's something about you. I feel compelled to pet you, but I don't understand why. That's too bad.

Unknown_00: I will fuck up your couch, though.

1:08:59
Unknown_00: Mind if I do, bitch?

Unknown_00: I feel compelled.

Unknown_00: Did I go over there? No, I came from this way.

Unknown_00: I did go over there, right? Yeah, that was that room that didn't have much else in it, besides the notebook I already got.

1:09:31
Unknown_00: I want to say that I have to go over there to get that notebook. But I also think that maybe if I go to the guy that was behind the neon light, perhaps he has more to say now.

Unknown_00: Ventilation power supply.

1:10:07
Unknown_00: Well, you don't need that.

Unknown_00: I feel kind of bad taking this. I don't have a place to take it.

Unknown_00: So wasteful.

Unknown_00: Maybe I do have a place to take it.

Unknown_00: Oh god, the battery just goes fucking flying.

1:10:38
Unknown_00: The battery is like no longer needed. It's just gone. And I don't possibly use for that battery. Um, this is clearly a couch I can fuck up.

Unknown_00: I guess not.

Unknown_00: Can I fuck this up? Oh yeah, I can.

1:11:10
Unknown_00: In fact, it's necessary to progress the plot, I see. Am I done with this room? I'm not too sure.

Unknown_00: I think so. I can't think there's anything else in here.

1:11:42
Unknown_00: Ah!

Unknown_00: Almost missed it. The last notebook. This one belongs to someone named Zalbatazar. All traces of organic life has disappeared except for what we call the zorks. They seem to eat almost anything that moves and breed at an inconceivable rate.

Unknown_00: As if being locked in the city wasn't hard enough. Oh, there's also a note in this book. It says, I found a design flaw in the transceiver, but I think I figured out how to fix it. Here's an equation. And then he says, well, we should be able to help Momo repair the transceiver.

1:12:13
Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: That was almost a disaster chat. I almost left before I was ready.

Unknown_00: I had cat intuition on my side here. Okay, we're back up at the paint buckets. There's that bright orange light. That's right.

1:12:49
Unknown_00: okay momo fucker it's time momo notebook one so that was my notebook i was the last to join the outsiders and also the last remaining one and then oh there's many notebooks i don't have oh this is two out of four okay i understand

Unknown_00: That can't be a coincidence, so I'll show him this one. That's Zabalter's notebook. I never quite understood what he was talking about most of the time, but he was very wise.

Unknown_00: Doc's notebook. That belonged to Doc. He was a huge nerd for electronics. He was always on the verge of a great discovery.

Unknown_00: And then Clementine's notebook. You found all my friends' notebooks. Yes.

Unknown_00: The transceiver can be repaired. That's incredible. That means that we should be able to communicate outside of the slums. He's going to try to fix the junk. It's a CRT TV, but it's calling it a transceiver. I think this man has lost his fucking mind.

1:13:47
Unknown_00: Oh no, we're going to the transceiver. It wasn't at the TV.

Unknown_00: Wallah I've learned isn't that how you say Wallah I always said viola when I read that word but then someone explained to me that I think that's how you say wallah he says it works come with me okay

1:14:43
Unknown_00: See that high building? If you install the transceiver through the top of that tower, we should be able to communicate with the whole city. My friends might be up there.

Unknown_02: If there's a way out, they'll know.

Unknown_00: Then I have gained this box somehow.

Unknown_00: We need you, little outsider. Bring us to the sky. Okay, I will.

Unknown_00: I got this.

Unknown_00: Am I in, like, a danger zone now?

Unknown_00: This looks pretty fucking dangerous to me.

1:15:53
Unknown_00: Die, bish, die. Oh, wait. There's one on me.

Unknown_00: Oh, I can step on them after they get fucked off. Okay, I got you. Oh, fuck me.

Unknown_02: Ah!

Unknown_00: You can't jump back if there's one on you, so you have to lure them around in a fucking pain in the ass way.

1:16:45
Unknown_00: That's easier than what I was doing.

1:17:26
Unknown_00: Remember.

Unknown_00: The city is full of neon. It wasn't always this way. There used to be strict energy caps, especially in the slums. But people couldn't handle the constant darkness. Someone lit up a rainbow lamp's neon signs all over the house. The person was taken away, never seen again.

Unknown_02: Then after that, they started putting neons up in the air and making them everywhere.

Unknown_00: Maybe the Chinese could've just gotten rid of Neon.

1:18:33
Unknown_00: I don't know. There's oogly shit all over here.

Unknown_00: This is the bad part of town. God. You guys are oogly.

1:19:09
Unknown_00: All right.

Unknown_00: Oh, I see. Okay, so there's no way to quickly run around set because I have to move that barrel. So I think I have to just hack the door and then fucking leg it over the thing.

1:19:42
Unknown_00: Sneedon for five cents. Even the cats can't relax around neighbors. It's true, man.

Unknown_00: They're eating the cats. They're literally... They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. This is... This is... Complex philosophical lesson being taught here.

1:20:18
Unknown_00: Yucky.

Unknown_00: This must be like Chinese Detroit.

Unknown_00: Yeah, this is a fucking movie layout here.

1:20:57
Unknown_00: Asian Metroids are attacking. They're eating the cats. They're literally eating the cats. It says that they eat the cats.

Unknown_00: It's not a hyperbole. It's literally the lore of this. That they eat the cats. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unknown_00: That's a bad sound.

Unknown_00: Authorized personnel only chat.

1:21:29
Unknown_00: Luckily I am qualified. Okay, let's see.

Unknown_00: We got fuckboys down there running around in a circle.

Unknown_00: I think that I'm supposed to go over there. It's the only way out, I see.

Unknown_00: They are walking around in a big circle though, kind of.

1:22:05
Unknown_00: Is there a time where they like fuck off someplace?

Unknown_00: Kind of. Not really.

1:22:45
Unknown_00: Suck the fish. It's your fault you're deaf. Matter of fact, see if I care.

1:23:15
Unknown_00: I'm going to guess I need to go into that thing to proceed.

Unknown_00: Neko Corporation.

Unknown_02: Neko Corporation.

Unknown_00: They are responsible for waste management. As the trash from upper levels overloaded the slums, they tried to develop bacteria to dissolve it all. After the humans disappeared, the bacteria mutated, growing, eating away more trash. Now we have Zarks. Let's go. Okay. Well, clearly they're anti-Indian bacteria, as intended.

1:23:55
Unknown_00: Okay, so... I need to get over there. To get over there, I need the barrel.

Unknown_00: So I'm gonna have to run... this way.

1:24:39
Unknown_00: Suffer? Suffer? You ain't shit?

Unknown_00: Zerk saying shit for tricks and hoes? You wanna know the truth about it? Yeah, kill yo self! Kill yo self! What?

1:25:11
Unknown_00: I guess I can't jump over the... I mean, they're almost all dead.

Unknown_02: Here, you died too.

Unknown_00: Why aren't you dead? Why won't you die?

1:26:16
Unknown_00: That's the upper level, I guess.

Unknown_00: You don't know what will happen when I press those.

Unknown_00: Oh, that's the elevator. Is that what they were talking about? Oh, Jesus.

1:27:04
Unknown_00: I clearly took, like, the wrong path.

Unknown_00: I should have gone, like... Because they come from this side.

1:27:39
Unknown_00: There's like a pattern to do this like most perfectly, I think, and I'm not doing very well. Oh my god, there's so fucking many of them!

1:28:46
Unknown_00: Are we free to go now? The flood just kept coming. I'm glad I noticed the elevator was open.

1:29:24
Unknown_00: I expected that once the elevator had finished, it would stop falling from above, but at some point you just have to balls it and then pass.

Unknown_00: Use an energy drink? Doesn't work. Put the transceiver on the antenna.

Unknown_00: Where?

Unknown_00: Here?

Unknown_00: Now I get to use it? Oh, I see.

1:30:08
Unknown_00: I am reading chat. I just couldn't read it during that bit because it required maximum attention.

Unknown_00: Maximum attention, chat.

Unknown_00: Do you think there will be a headcrab chasing scene in the Amazing Digital Circus? Scene for 5sps, you're POV, you're Benito trying to escape. Merida, Mexico. Oh!

Unknown_00: I thought you meant, um, Mussolini. Because Mussolini tried to escape Italy to Switzerland and got hanged on the way. But no, you mean Benito the cat, Ethan Ralph's cat, trying to escape Ethan Ralph, trying to, like, jump after him.

1:30:40
Unknown_02: Come here, kitty cat! You're the only one who understands me now!

Unknown_00: He's, like, chasing after him.

Unknown_00: Humankind built this shelter to protect themselves from the outside, but it came at a cost. Nobody can go out. The outside was a disaster, completely barren, unlivable, and dangerous.

Unknown_00: I know. If you came from there, it must mean it's safe to go there. And my promise wasn't just to go outside. It was to open the city. Okay. I understand. Okay, so the cat is evidence to the rabbits that the earth has become hospitable again after the Indian incident.

1:31:15
Unknown_00: The robot's saying we gotta go find Momo and tell them that the transmitter is connected.

1:31:54
Unknown_00: Just think of all the economic productivity in this city, though. The GDP must be so high.

Unknown_00: The slums, part two. I'm gonna need a quick recharge. And this guy's rugged. Okay, feeling much better here. Let's get the music pumping. I know.

1:32:29
Unknown_00: Little outsider, if you're reading this, that means you're still alive. Excellent! I took some equipment to the bar to take advantage of their internet connection there. I blocked the window with a code to open it. How simple it is. It's an extremely long string.

Unknown_00: Be careful. It is case-sensitive. See you at the bar. Must be the code for the window near the entrance. I would hope so. I thought he was just fucking around with me.

Unknown_02: How am I supposed to enter that string on that fucking numpad? Okay, he figured it out. Get...

1:33:07
Unknown_00: We're going to the bar. I can also drop off that music at the other guy. How big was the team that made this? Was this just like one guy's like project or was this like a huge thing by like a studio oh who's this guy the guy cleaning the kink can again sure is making use of all that detergent i get to talk to him i'm cleaning the porch of my shop again stop playing all over my shop you clumsy rascal so angry

1:34:15
Unknown_00: Cats like to hide in open dryers.

Unknown_00: Oh, I get to take the detergent? I'm just stealing shit from this guy's shop.

Unknown_00: Anything else I can steal? It was a team, okay.

Unknown_00: It's nice that someone makes like a little passion project and they get recognized and a bunch of people like their game.

Unknown_00: Could be me.

1:34:56
Unknown_00: I take care of the plants. Humans improve them so much now they require very little light. Add a bit of water and look at how big they get. It really is amazing technology.

Unknown_00: I see. Let me give some more music to this guy. Mildly important information composed by a renowned algorithm.

1:35:39
Unknown_00: We're gonna have a nice calm moment, Chad. Nice calm moment together.

1:36:21
Unknown_00: What crab exactly am I... am I naming? Whose crab? I'm not naming the head crabs. You don't give names to things you want to kill. What would you call this kind of music?

Unknown_00: I don't know. It's definitely not Freebird, though. Okay.

Unknown_00: This is this guy's, like, Muslim harem.

Unknown_00: Very weird.

1:36:55
Unknown_00: You gotta be careful bro, you got like all your bishes around here. You're just swinging that stick around trying to fucking impress me. I ain't fucking impressed by your fucking bullshit. The marketplace.

Unknown_00: Hello, I'm the merchant of the market. If you give me something, I give you something. It's that simple. This is an ancient relic, a testament to the talent of the ancestors. Cost you three energy drinks, I can't do less.

Unknown_00: I don't have three.

1:37:29
Unknown_00: Electric cable, the best on the market. In exchange for a super spirit detergent. Well, I just so happen to have a super spirit detergent right here.

Unknown_00: Nice. Done deal. A music sheet. A masterpiece of a very known artist. One energy drink, but I need that relic.

Unknown_00: This game is tugging at your heart. It's making you choose between the music man's music sheet or the important relic chat that is apparently a computer screen.

1:38:04
Unknown_00: I need that relic. I really do. I need that relic.

Unknown_00: Pizza? You mean they got pizza down here and you're trying to get out? What's the point? You get out to go to get pizza.

Unknown_00: We are fortunate to have these items to defend us against the Zorks. The slums has its threats and preparation is key.

Unknown_02: Get all the hidden gems.

Unknown_00: Pennies from heaven. Or somewhere anyway. From Vins.

1:38:35
Unknown_00: Keep my eye open for red vending machines. I need energy drinks for a bunch of shit. Like this? Nope, that's not got energy drinks in it.

Unknown_00: All these... Oh, it's Spelmo. I found Spelmo.

Unknown_00: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No hiding.

Unknown_00: Oh, this is a fucking dive bar. Jeez.

1:39:09
Unknown_00: You want something?

Unknown_00: Maybe.

Unknown_00: You guys got any monster energy drinks?

Unknown_00: No. They have alcohol. I think that would be the first thing that gets depleted.

1:39:41
Unknown_00: This guy's fucking wasted. Fucking wasted, buddy.

Unknown_00: You are new around here. What can I do for you? Nothing.

Unknown_00: okay he was patting the chair for me okay let's see if i can get this thing working he says he's in he's dial up connecting into the matrix apparently there's a funny face

1:40:28
Unknown_00: No, it's talking. We're from the slums. We're working for a way out, man. Is that you? It's a bladzar.

Unknown_00: And then the bladzar says, I'm so happy to hear your voice. We are safe. We found a way up.

Unknown_00: We have to go through the sewers.

Unknown_00: Very dangerous. Zorks are everywhere.

Unknown_00: The zooers are the most dangerous part of the slums, but Zabaltha are made of the most beautiful way.

1:41:10
Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: Chat could name the crab. Is that why you're angry at me? What kind of crab, bro? What is it? Okay.

Unknown_00: I don't understand the crab thing going on.

Unknown_00: Oh, there's a super chat I missed?

1:41:44
Unknown_00: Name my pet hermit crab. Okay, sorry.

Unknown_00: Hermit crab?

Unknown_00: I don't know. The only person I knew who kept hermit crabs was a very weird user from the early forum. She was obsessed with hermit crabs. She had a bunch of them.

Unknown_00: Diogenes? I was thinking of Diogenes just today. For some reason, I was listening to Destiny have a debate bro moment on a livestream. And I remember thinking to myself how debates never change anybody's minds. And facts and logic don't fucking matter at all in these conversations. I was reminded of Plato's Academy and the story of how Diogenes

1:42:18
Unknown_00: and Plato were having an argument about the nature of man. And Plato had a very, like,

Unknown_00: scientific approach to this and said like a man is a bipedal animal with without feathers or something and so Diogenes during the break the recess of the debate he goes out to the market and brings a plucked chicken to Plato's Academy in the audience, and he holds up the chicken, and he says, behold, a man. And everyone laughs, and then Plato starts coping and sneeting, and he's like, okay, it's a bipedal without feathers, and it's got flat fingernails. But he got fucking epically owned and memed upon by Diogenes. And everyone laughed at Plato and said that he was a little bitch, a soy-filled bitch. And there's a true story of how debate was established in Greek

1:43:05
Unknown_00: Greece 2,000 years ago, and they figured out all the way back then that facts and logic are fucking gay. And even though Plato was technically right, he was a soy-filled bitch, and nobody gave a shit after that point because he got dabbed on so hard. Diogenes is a nice name. I don't know for a hermit crab, though. It's pretty complicated.

1:43:43
Unknown_00: Seething Plato, crab name.

Unknown_00: Ancient Ben Shapiro.

Unknown_00: Plato epically destroyed without facts and logic. Lost all his Twitch subs. It's true. All of his Twitch subs collapsed. Now he's fucking Plato streaming in his academy to like 50 people. It's real sad. He should have just given up 2,000 years ago, man.

1:44:21
Unknown_00: Um, okay. Many tried their luck in the past. It doesn't mean well. I think he sucked at the sewers. Anyways, I want to do your business and then my business.

Unknown_00: I mean, you think that these guys, if they're all like stuck in this slum and they've been stuck together for like 400 years, they would have really, really tight communal bonds.

Unknown_00: They seem like they're all strangers.

Unknown_00: His father, Doc, used to be a great scientist. He was working on some new weapon. Well, Doc is one of the outsiders.

Unknown_00: A few years ago, he went off to test a device that never came back. Seamus has never been the same.

1:45:00
Unknown_02: Don't listen to Seamus.

Unknown_00: He's just scared, like I was. If Doc built a weapon, that's our ticket to join the Outsiders. In his notebook, Doc mentioned a secret lab a few times. That must be where he was working on it.

Unknown_02: There might be a clue in Seamus' apartment.

Unknown_00: Come on.

Unknown_00: Maybe you can get a cat and call the cat Diogenes and the crab can be plated.

1:45:44
Unknown_00: You love cilantro? That's fucking gross bro, don't tell people that shit. Cilantro fucking sucks.

Unknown_00: Anytime I read something and it sounds really tasty and Asian-y and then they're like they've got cilantro in it, I am so angry.

Unknown_00: You might as well tell me if there's like diarrhea in it.

Unknown_00: Thomas, open the door. You know your father would have helped us.

1:46:16
Unknown_00: I was expecting this situation was pretty tough.

Unknown_02: He doesn't want to hear about the outsiders anymore.

Unknown_00: He won't help me, but you.

Unknown_02: I think I have an idea.

Unknown_00: Take Doc's notebook and show it to Shamba.

Unknown_00: Okay. Find the secret lab outsider. I'm going back to the bar. That's nice.

1:46:50
Unknown_00: Okay, here I come. I'm gonna fuck this bed up.

Unknown_00: He's angry. Shoot, what are you doing in here? Getting through the sewers is a suicide mission. Leave me be.

Unknown_02: What are you doing?

Unknown_00: Oh, he won't let me through.

1:47:24
Unknown_00: Okay, I have to leave and then come back, I think.

Unknown_02: No, I can't.

Unknown_00: I can't even leave. Where are these canisters? Are you doing whippets? Are you like a fucking nitrous addict?

Unknown_01: What is...

Unknown_00: So I can't leave...

1:47:59
Unknown_00: It won't let me go. Have I broken the game?

Unknown_00: Oh, do I have to show him the no key?

Unknown_02: Okay, sorry.

Unknown_00: What pop was... Oh, well, I never knew. There's a secret room here in our flat, but where?

Unknown_00: Okay, sorry. It took me a second. I thought I was supposed to sneak past him or something.

1:48:32
Unknown_00: The fuck?

Unknown_02: Oh, no.

Unknown_02: I broke it, I killed the cat.

Unknown_02: How am I so good at breaking shit like this?

Unknown_00: Dude, I am amazing at this. I broke Disco Elysium. I broke this fucking game. I broke the fucking cat game. I no-clipped the fucking cat.

1:49:03
Unknown_00: That is like a buggy interaction, the cat getting scared thing. It doesn't work in the high space.

Unknown_00: Let's see if there's anything behind this one as well, just in case. It didn't get... Fuck you!

1:49:40
Unknown_00: I'm just a professional at breaking shit.

Unknown_02: Okay, enough screwing.

Unknown_00: Oh no, not that one!

Unknown_00: That's so goofy. Well, it has to be around here somewhere.

1:50:33
Unknown_00: Maybe he knows?

Unknown_02: How did you never notice that this shit was right there behind the fucking wall?

Unknown_00: Who fucking knows, buddy? I have no idea what the code could be.

Unknown_00: Well then.

Unknown_00: That's like a thing, right? It's not gonna be that. Is there anything behind there?

Unknown_00: There is. There's a code, but if I take the fucking thing down, I'm gonna get ejected into the fucking abyss.

1:51:04
Unknown_00: No, no, no, no! Now I'll do it!

Unknown_00: Oh my god.

Unknown_02: Time will tell.

Unknown_00: Well, that's not fucking useful.

Unknown_00: The clocks.

Unknown_00: Oh, I would not have guessed that. I guess it is strange that they're hung up like that, huh?

1:51:47
Unknown_00: 2511.

Unknown_00: Look, he has specimens of the headcrab zombies.

Unknown_02: I can't believe he managed to hide all this time in his blueprints.

Unknown_00: They must be a way for his Zerk weapon. Papa was so secretive in his work. He told me the weapon he was working in theory, but needed a real-life test. He went outside the slums and he never came back.

1:52:20
Unknown_00: It seems like he has lots of fucking test subjects here. Cute sounds but never friendly. All bacteria of human time. Eats all kinds of materials. Total vision in the dark. Reacts to intense light.

1:52:52
Unknown_00: So it's just UV light? Is this bacteria?

Unknown_00: As if the fucking Chinese don't have... There are bathrooms in China where they clean them by simply turning on these overhead intense UV lights that completely sterilize the entire room.

1:53:25
Unknown_02: Find anything else interesting?

Unknown_00: No. Hmm. Hmm.

Unknown_00: That's his tracker. Use the tracker to keep an eye on where I was. Maybe I can reverse it to find where he went. He might still be alive. I'd miss him so much. I need a weapon for the Zergs. My father took it.

1:53:59
Unknown_02: Just gonna repair the tracker.

Unknown_00: Someone in this weapon should be able to help you. Come with me. I'll open the door with you. Well, it should be Momo, right? Meow. Meow. Meow.

1:54:38
Unknown_00: Alright, let's back to the bar. Okay, I remember where the bar is. Who the fuck are you? Jocksy, look at all the great stuff that falls into our trash. So many treasures. You should visit the bar. Okay, I already have.

Unknown_02: Interesting device.

1:55:13
Unknown_00: Maybe someone else can help him. Well, that should be fucking you, Mr. Computer Repairman. How about you, Billy?

Unknown_02: I don't know how to get that fixed.

Unknown_00: Bartender might. Why would the bartender know how to fix the tracker?

Unknown_00: Beautiful object in R2. I know a guy that fixes stuff like this. He's talented. His name is Elliot. His office is left here near Grandma's shop. There are signs all over his door. Okay.

Unknown_00: I can do that. Wait, is that trash? A cube? No, it's not a cube.

1:55:48
Unknown_00: They just left him here.

Unknown_00: That's my grandma's shop, right? Elliot program.

1:56:23
Unknown_00: Today's yesterday's tomorrow. Tomorrow will be yesterday's today, right? Time is weird. We don't age like our sophomore ancestors were trapped here forever.

Unknown_00: Yeah, do be like that.

Unknown_00: Where's the programmer at? Are you Everett? Hello, Everett. Grandma.

Unknown_02: Do you have any electric cable for me?

Unknown_00: I'd love to make a poncho for you. I do have electric cable. Okay, she's making me a poncho.

1:56:56
Unknown_02: Nice.

Unknown_00: I can rub against shit. That's nice. And now I have a poncho. I don't know why, but I don't think the game would let me waste my items like that if it was bullshit.

Unknown_00: Can I put the poncho on it? Wait.

Unknown_00: Oh yeah. Perfect for a cold robot. There's going to be a cold robot who needs a poncho. I'm going to be like, oh.

1:57:35
Unknown_00: As a matter of fact, bish, I just so happen to have a poncho right here if you want to know the truth about it. I'm Mexican, bish.

Unknown_00: They call me El Gato.

Unknown_00: Got more Muslim women. Grandma made these clothes. Pretty stylish. You want something? Yeah? You got shit for me? No?

1:58:08
Unknown_02: Oh, there's Elliot.

Unknown_00: Hello. Don't mind if I do.

Unknown_00: They're programmed to be slaves, but since 254487556 days, we have a soul. Hope one day the outsiders will be able to find the exit of this hell, Momo. It's very esoteric. It's like that Chinese copypasta. It's like, born to fuck, world is a die.

1:58:40
Unknown_00: Four million trillion dead cops.

Unknown_00: Your hair failure is just over there, okay. CSGO, I hate CSGO.

Unknown_00: It's a game that you just, you're rewarded for memorizing where to point your cursor before you even turn, like, a corner, so you can shoot someone in the head with your AK on the very first shot, because if not, the recoil pattern's fucking retarded, and it's just like... I got other shit to do at my time, such as playing cat games.

1:59:19
Unknown_00: Go to the polls. What's the plants in here? Programmer guy likes plants.

1:59:55
Unknown_00: Tree is a scientific marvel. It is remarkable that human ingenuity found a way to create plants to thrive about something. Organic life requires trees to purify themselves. Robots don't need it, but they take care of it. That's what humans would have wanted. That's nice.

Unknown_00: Maybe it's just because plants are nice.

Unknown_00: Damn, lots of shit up here. You got some kind of system for organizing all this?

Unknown_00: ah shit look it's memory sticks and hard drives they don't defeat the aphids they um they just hide from them basically is this my setup not quite um that's a great tracker i recognize the model you track anyone with this little gadget i know how to repair it but when i'm trembling like this I can't use my keyboard. If only you had some sort of electric cable poncho to warm me up in this cold, cold room. I think I got just the ticket, buddy. Where did you find this? From Grandpa, of course.

2:00:53
Unknown_02: Nice.

Unknown_00: No tremors, I'm able to work here. I can fix your tracker.

2:01:26
Unknown_00: Voila. I have a fixed tracker. Okay. Thank you, Elliot. You're the good Elliot. You're not a dickless troglodyte freak. It's good to know.

Unknown_00: Time to get out of here.

Unknown_02: Look where you're going you fucking asshole.

2:01:58
Unknown_00: I'm walking here. I'm walking here. I'm a quadruped quadruped on the prowl here All right Who can I get a soda pop from here

Unknown_00: I sure can.

Unknown_00: Okay.

2:02:31
Unknown_00: Alright, Mr. Dreads, I have a new thing for you. Untitled? Exactly 44 notes. Okay. Take a sip of my coffee.

Unknown_00: Oh, this song sucks. Untitled. More like unfinished. Ungood. Boo. Boo. Let's save.

2:03:08
Unknown_00: What the?

Unknown_02: It follows the numbers but it looks like a binary language of succession of zeros and ones.

Unknown_00: We must be able to decipher this code one way or another.

2:03:54
Unknown_00: When you run, you can, like, do, like... This is exactly how cats are. Like, once it's, like, 11 p.m., a cat is, like, running around like this shit, like, knocking everything over like a fucking nutjob.

Unknown_02: Okay. Um... We have a tracker, so we should be going to Seamus...

Unknown_02: Okay, we got a pin.

2:04:51
Unknown_00: Is he really alive? I can't believe it. Let's follow the tracker. Maybe we'll find him.

Unknown_00: I can't trip him.

Unknown_00: This fucking bum.

Unknown_00: Fucking bum. Oh, wait.

2:05:23
Unknown_00: I've got three of them now. I can go get the precious artifact.

Unknown_00: Cats are supposed to hunt. That's a good thing. You want a cat who's got crazy good hunting instinct. He has such a scary red face.

2:06:11
Unknown_00: Looks like he's a bad guy.

Unknown_02: Let's do this. Wait, I didn't turn in my energy drinks.

2:06:55
Unknown_00: I guess I'll tell this story. When I was a teenager and I was living with my mom, our outdoor cat, his name was Stewie, he had a crooked mustache, and he was beef. I've never felt a cat that was like pure muscle before, but he was like a pure muscle cat. He liked to kill stuff, but one day he brought a pigeon home.

Unknown_00: That was still alive, and it was manned.

Unknown_02: My mom and I didn't know what to do, so we literally brought this fucking pigeon to a veterinarian.

2:07:31
Unknown_00: And the veterinarian said, it's going to cost a lot of money to rehabilitate a pigeon, and you're going to need an avian specialist. That's retarded. Don't do that. Simply put the pigeon out into nature and allow nature to take its course. So we did. Then a couple hours later, we come out.

Unknown_00: It's literally on the porch. It's just the head of the pigeon with its lungs attached to its neck still. And it's just the organs of the lungs dangling off the head. And it was pretty fucking gnarly. My cat was fucking metal.

Unknown_02: Oh, I got the badge.

2:08:10
Unknown_00: Okay, it'll open the door for me. I got you.

Unknown_00: Yeah, it really felt like the cat was like, hey, stupid, I got you a bird. You're not supposed to. Oh, my God. The fucking idiots. They dropped the bird outside. It's going to get away now.

Unknown_00: What a waste. These fucking idiots. How do they even feed themselves?

2:08:51
Unknown_00: Look at how huge this wall is, and it's a symbol of the division between those in the slums and those in Midtown.

Unknown_00: Standard 2 for $50 for the cat game. It says, if you're enjoying the cat life, you should check out Little Kitty Big City. It's less known than the stray, but I think it's more fun. You have more freedom to mess around in that game. I enjoyed it greatly, so I really want to show it.

Unknown_00: I don't know, maybe. My reason for picking this is that it's a six hour long game at best, so It fits very neatly into the amount of time that I'm willing to sit down and stream on the weekend.

Unknown_00: So if it's around that length, I'm open for it. But something like Subnautica 2, that's probably a 20-40 hour long game. I'm not sure how long that would be.

2:09:27
Unknown_00: It is pretty short? Okay. I'll think about it.

Unknown_00: communist robot pontificating about social class is well for dead end oh god oh shit flirks could be here who thought i've never been in the slums before okay i see what's going on

2:10:45
Unknown_00: I should have tried meowing to lure them back or whatever. The camera angle was a bit frustrating.

Unknown_00: Cat number dies, it simply gets reset.

2:11:31
Unknown_00: I think you just keep running? I don't think this is like a thoughtful planning out thing.

Unknown_02: Hey.

Unknown_00: It is, okay. It is just a keep fucking running type situation going on here. Now it's like a puzzle, I see.

2:12:08
Unknown_00: Oh, God.

Unknown_02: Ah!

Unknown_00: Oh, no! I'm a kitty cat.

2:12:49
Unknown_02: Are you okay?

Unknown_00: That was a huge fall. That should be nearby. We must be close.

Unknown_00: Oh, he's limpy again.

Unknown_00: I still lift his foot.

2:13:44
Unknown_00: Use item?

Unknown_00: I guess I have to go get the item first.

Unknown_00: Electric generator, but it requires some other part to function. Well, I see eight different battery slots in this thing.

Unknown_00: Oh, God.

Unknown_00: I'm guessing this area is dangerous, except for what's, uh, just that bridge. If you're playing as the cat, how do you pet the cat? Game is flawed. You can get pet as the cat. And I remember when this game came out, the Can You Pet the Cat Twitter account says that you can get pet in this game. Look, he found live specimens of the crabs. The zombie head crabs.

2:14:16
Unknown_00: I didn't even notice that the name of that person was PPP's unwashed p-p-penis.

2:14:54
Unknown_00: Whoa, buddy, says Doc. Wait, you're not a zerk. Who are you? That's my badger. How did you find it? Did my sense in you? Oh, shamus, shemus, you clever boy. I've known him for ages. I like how he's like a mad scientist looking robot with his wires.

Unknown_00: I came here to test the deflex orb, but it didn't go as planned. I wish I could go back home. I miss my son dearly. He's like all rusted because he's been down here for so long.

Unknown_02: We can have a look around, but I have no idea how to escape this place.

Unknown_00: You're kind of a fucking loser then, aren't you, buddy boy? Abandon your family to go play. I'm going to fuck up on your keyboard.

2:15:26
Unknown_00: Okay. Cat shenanigans. What am I up to here? Remember.

Unknown_02: Talking about how the city felt more alive with kids.

Unknown_00: Once on my stream, I told an anecdote about how in Pensacola and like cities in the US that aren't walkable, but Florida in particular has like a very high median age.

2:16:10
Unknown_00: And, like, the median age in Florida is, like, 49 or something. I remember when I went to college in Florida, my college had, like, the highest median age of any college in the entire country because all the fucking boomers would take, like, weekend classes. So it had, like, a median age of, like, 49. My grandmother even took classes there to do genealogy. She was interested in family trees, so she took a genealogy and research class.

Unknown_00: And I told a story about how when I was in Ukraine, I found it remarkable how many kids there were. And if you walked around, you would just see kids all over the place, running around with backpacks. They would walk home from school and stuff, and they would go into parks and play. I remember I said on stream how lively that made the city of Odessa feel. Someone gave me shit for that, and I was like, Josh is watching all those kids.

2:16:45
Unknown_00: So many uncharitable people in there now.

Unknown_00: careful with the defluxor at full charge it can explode zirks like confetti this baby needs 1.21 gigawatts gigawatts is that like a reference to back to the future to work and only thing around here that can use the generator outside the house the problem is it won't start i think a fuse blew with all the zirks running it's too dangerous for me to go and fix it okay go fix the generator i got you

2:17:43
Unknown_00: Never watched Back to the Future. My mom wasn't huge into cinema, neither was my grandfather or grandmother, so I didn't see a lot of movies that a lot of people my age would consider classics.

Unknown_00: I did watch Fight Club, though. She was a big fan of Fight Club.

Unknown_00: I think the fuse is brand new.

2:18:16
Unknown_02: Okay, I got you.

Unknown_00: Turn on the generator, there will be a boss battle with the florks, and then I can come get the deflector and rape the fucking ticks.

Unknown_00: If I've been to Key West, I have never been down to the Florida Keys. I've never been south of Miami in general. I think the only reason why I went to Miami was to board a cruise. Or to go to Disney World.

Unknown_00: Not to actually be in Miami. Which I realize with the streamers right now is a really hot place to be. No interest in that.

2:18:49
Unknown_00: I don't have a film degree. I took a Filmology 101 class as an extra credit.

Unknown_00: Oh, I see.

2:19:24
Unknown_00: Oh.

Unknown_00: I got you. So I can't be in the light. Kill him! What are you doing with that fucking light, bro?

Unknown_00: I don't see any.

Unknown_00: Don't shine the UV light at the cat.

Unknown_00: I think that's it.

2:20:01
Unknown_00: Oh, God.

Unknown_00: Da bish da.

Unknown_00: It's very happy. With the generator working, have you seen how powerful the deflector is? That's definitely our way out of here. I may be able to mount this deflector to your drone.

2:20:38
Unknown_00: How is this gonna be wired to it?

Unknown_02: Okay, the drone now has the defluxer.

Unknown_00: If I use it too much, it could not function. Just remember it's dangerous. Now go back to the village. I'm coming home, son.

Unknown_02: Okay. Oh, doc, we have the defluxer now.

2:21:11
Unknown_00: Where's the button for it?

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: What's the button for the thing?

Unknown_00: Ah, oh.

Unknown_00: Ah, okay, I understand the mechanic now. Okay, these fucking things are dead.

Unknown_00: It's never been so fucking over for them.

2:21:49
Unknown_00: Yeah, you're fucked. You're all dead.

Unknown_00: The day of cat death is upon us. I already took them all out, doc. Don't you worry.

Unknown_02: You don't need to tell me to take out a zerk.

Unknown_00: I see his lurk, and they're already fucking fried before you can open your mouth. So you gotta fry them up with lurk.

Unknown_00: It's like second nature.

2:22:29
Unknown_02: God, you're useless.

Unknown_00: You're like a fucking robot and you can't do shit?

Unknown_00: I'm a cat.

Unknown_00: I'm a cat, why am I more useful than you?

Unknown_00: It's embarrassing, really.

Unknown_00: Can I- Oh no, I can't. I was like, can I like, walk on top of it to roll it? No. That'd be too funny.

2:23:06
Unknown_00: Okay, I see.

Unknown_00: Ow. Any zirks?

Unknown_00: That's what I thought.

Unknown_00: Oh, bitch ass motherfuckers.

Unknown_00: You know, I've got this goy bean.

2:23:48
Unknown_00: Things are looking up.

Unknown_00: Don't worry Doc, I got you. I lied, I don't got you.

Unknown_00: What's up, bitch? That was close. Let's go back home. Okay.

2:24:21
Unknown_00: I gotta herd the neighbor cattle. Sure I do.

Unknown_00: If only the goy beam could destroy this ugly ass shit all over the fucking place.

Unknown_02: There's gonna be a boss encounter here, I feel it. Oh no, at least I'm just on...

2:25:13
Unknown_00: I'm having the most emotional robot scene here. His face is no longer red with anger.

Unknown_00: That's the son robot. That's not his, like, boyfriend robot.

2:25:46
Unknown_00: Thanks for saving Doc, little friend. It's great to see that Shamus is no longer alone. Now we can fight back against the Zorks. Momo's been waiting for you by the sewers. Okay. Before I go to the sewers though, I gotta go get my precious thing. Just a picture of a Janny?

2:26:23
Unknown_02: It's a model of a companion.

Unknown_00: Back then they didn't have personality, they were just cleaners. I think it's nice that they eventually knew they're humans. It's like they knew they were something and in a way they kind of kept them from going extinct. They're good robots. So I just got a picture of a fucking Jani. That's my reward.

Unknown_00: Now I have no more cans to buy the music sheet.

Unknown_00: I'll come back for the music sheet. Troll of a Jani picture.

Unknown_00: I get to meet Doc now. Hey, Teddy. Hey, what's up, Rosie? Oh, hi, Billy. Do you know my son, Seamus? Thanks to him, I came back. It's actually thanks to the fucking cat, if you want to know the fucking truth about it. Fine, if you want to be like that. Fuck you, bitch.

2:26:57
Unknown_00: I never found the answer to the save. If I go this way, can I never come back?

Unknown_00: Momo is waiting for you in the boat. Yeah, it is.

Unknown_00: Okay, so if I leave, I have to go find the can before I leave, and I have to figure out how to get the fucking safe open. I did get the precious Janny artifact. I don't have the music sheet, though.

2:27:32
Unknown_00: I want to...

Unknown_00: Thank you, Saint Nades.

Unknown_00: Where do I go for the, um...

Unknown_00: There is a fourth can somewhere, I just have to look for the vending machine.

Unknown_00: I found two like in one go because I was just wandering about.

2:28:23
Unknown_00: leave the Guardian said it was not deserves someone look up the safe thing because I want to see what's in it once I'm once I'm done I can't come back we don't like just wander around and waste everybody's time

Unknown_00: Maybe the repairman knows about the coat? What the fuck is this?

2:29:19
Unknown_00: This paper from the people on level 2. It's a few years old, but it's something to read.

Unknown_00: This must be the upstairs area of the bar?

Unknown_02: Remember.

Unknown_00: Look, it's memory stick soup.

Unknown_00: Don't eat the memory stick soup, computer.

2:29:55
Unknown_00: 1, 2, 8, 3. But am I supposed to, like, get that from something?

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: You should bring the safe code to Elliot. Okay, I will do that, because that feels like the correct way to... just to guess it. Just for the record, I was trying to find Elliot again, but I have a poor sense of direction. I don't know where the fuck he's at.

2:30:27
Unknown_00: Oh, this way.

Unknown_02: See if there's no music sheets or anything.

Unknown_00: I think I did get a music sheet from here somewhere at some point.

Unknown_00: I definitely haven't found all the music sheets, but I'm just gonna have to make peace with that.

2:31:19
Unknown_00: Do for a bar strange who gives rendezvous very That is strange that's not an answer to I Guess the barman actually knows the

Unknown_00: I have licked myself. The cat licks himself when he's going through the sewers. But he's at the bar.

2:32:13
Unknown_00: There's so many numbers in the bar.

Unknown_00: No, I don't see it.

Unknown_00: OK, I guess I'll just try the code.

Unknown_00: But I also didn't find the the fourth energy can.

Unknown_00: Let's turn on the music sheet. Okay, let's hear the music sheet. Unreadable music sheet. Not very readable, but I can try.

2:32:46
Unknown_00: Okay. Kind of reminds me of, like, Rinsket music.

Unknown_00: Like, sea chanting.

Unknown_00: very nice chat there is a ralphamale bot he's like digging through the trash is there a fourth energy drink can that you can't get from the um from vending machines

2:33:59
Unknown_00: Suffabish.

Unknown_00: Are they all on the vending machines though?

Unknown_02: He's like fucking mopey. He's like complaining about...

Unknown_00: How sad it is that humans are dead. Humans are dead. They don't care that they're dead. Oh wait, is that it? No, I've already gotten that one.

2:34:30
Unknown_00: They're all vending machines. Okay.

Unknown_00: Let's see if I can find it real quick.

Unknown_00: If not, I have to move along.

Unknown_00: Vending machine-less.

2:35:07
Unknown_00: a blue machine a yellow machine i got the red machine i got the the red machine on the roof i think and then i got two like on the ground

Unknown_00: I can try to go up there and see if I see one.

Unknown_00: Now I'm like committed to the bit, right?

Unknown_00: I guess I should have bought the sheet music instead of the fucking Janny picture.

2:35:55
Unknown_00: I think it's on a balcony. I think I got that. Unless there's two up there?

Unknown_00: Which I guess would make sense. Two up here, two down there.

Unknown_00: I think the one that I got was over there. Yeah, this is the red one. I got this one.

Unknown_00: The guide says lower balcony. Is that not it? The lower balcony?

2:37:02
Unknown_00: Patrick should, it's true. I could get Patrick S. Tomlinson to fix up all the balconies. He did an interview with some nobody Australian podcaster that would have him.

Unknown_00: And he said that I'm a terrorist and I should have been put in jail a million years ago for all my crimes, all the murders, all the people I've killed.

2:37:41
Unknown_00: I don't see it.

2:38:15
Unknown_00: You can't say that he's enjoying pepperoni. That's a hate crime now. God damn it.

Unknown_00: Robert Barnes said that I shouldn't be in jail. He fucking represented me at some point.

Unknown_00: Robert Barnes has definitely conducted professional misconduct in what he said about us, considering he's represented us. Like he said some truly fucking horrific shit to the point where Harden sent him a message saying that if he continues, we will file a professional misconduct complaint against him because he's represented us. And then because he's represented us, the things that he says about us carry a lot more weight and they can be construed as being like, well, he saw it firsthand. He's he's got privileged information about the inner workings of the forum. And it's just completely unacceptable and completely fucking unprofessional.

2:38:54
Unknown_00: And it's just beyond belief that he would ever say what he said about a former client. He's only represented us in a small capacity, but that's all it takes for that kind of libel to carry a weight that far exceeds what the ordinary blabber fucking retard would ordinarily cover.

2:39:42
Unknown_00: Look between rooftops, bro. I am...

Unknown_00: I have gone everywhere, and I cannot find this fucking thing.

Unknown_01: Hold up.

2:40:20
Unknown_01: Yellow, red, and white. I think I got the white one. I don't know where the yellow one is, though.

Unknown_01: Oh, I definitely don't have the yellow one. Where the fuck is that? What the fuck is that shit?

Unknown_00: So it's right next to the red one, but right under it.

Unknown_00: let's go all the way back to the red one and find some way to get down okay and the yellow one so the red one is in like this corner

2:41:23
Unknown_00: The other one is like directly below this.

Unknown_00: It's like in some kind of cage.

Unknown_00: We're going fucking crazy looking for this fucking vending machine.

2:41:56
Unknown_00: I feel bad. I just want to get the fucking collectible.

Unknown_00: I don't see it. It says it's right under the red one. The red one faces out. It's on like this path. And then the other one is like directly under it.

Unknown_01: Okay.

2:42:31
Unknown_00: I mean, is that it? It's like in a cage exactly fucking like this, but that's not it.

Unknown_00: How the fuck would anyone find this?

Unknown_00: Like you can't see it from the ground or anything. That's fucking bullshit.

2:43:14
Unknown_00: Get in my sheets.

Unknown_00: Cat doesn't die. Apparently the cat can have like a death animation, but I turned that off, so I've never seen the cat die. To be fair, this is the best song so far.

2:44:12
Unknown_00: That's like a Halloween-y theme to it. Off I go.

2:44:47
Unknown_00: Hello, Momo. Is there something in here I should collect?

Unknown_00: That's a lot of fucking trash.

Unknown_00: OK, off we go.

2:45:33
Unknown_01: What are you talking about?

Unknown_00: There's a comic for this game that's really violent, really? Sounds bullshit.

Unknown_00: This place is cool, it sure is. Meow! Meow! Meow! Yuck.

2:46:57
Unknown_00: Up to the cat again. I'm going to get you!

2:48:27
Unknown_00: This reminds me of the basement area of Portal 2, because of this huge underground labyrinth thing that you fall into.

Unknown_00: One Guy, One Jar is the video where the guy dies from having his ass torn to shreds.

2:49:07
Unknown_00: When life gives you A-logs, say, fuck you, life. I'm not going to take your A-logs. Turn those cats into A-logs into cats, and then throw the cats at the A-logs.

Unknown_00: This guy fucked something else up again. I have to open the gate manual.

2:49:46
Unknown_00: Here it comes.

Unknown_00: The A-logs. Is it like second?

Unknown_00: Oh. I didn't realize that was part of the plan, sir.

2:50:20
Unknown_00: But he's leaving himself behind so the cat can go ahead. Adios, Mio.

Unknown_00: I guess this game is called Stray and not Talking Robot.

Unknown_00: He didn't make it.

Unknown_00: This cat is very okay with disgusting swampy water.

2:51:28
Unknown_00: Too good.

Unknown_00: Oh jeez, so many. They must all be purged, chat. All of them.

Unknown_00: God, there's so many of them. If I go through here, is my patience gonna be rewarded for this?

2:52:19
Unknown_00: Look, they're afraid of me. Suffer! Fear me!

Unknown_00: Fear me!

Unknown_00: I am the harbinger of your death.

Unknown_00: Spamming gets better because then it doesn't overcharge and leave you fucked up. If you just hold it down, you'll fuck it up in like a nanosecond.

2:52:58
Unknown_00: Says he can remember the sewer system. That's a strange thing. The scientist showed him the blueprint of the tanks.

Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_00: Oh, is this just a memory room? Is this like an easter egg? No.

Unknown_00: Oh, it might just be. Look, there's a dead guy right there. Spooky chat.

Unknown_00: Yeah, I think this is just like a memory room. It's my reward for the collectible. It's like a reward for murdering all those pieces of shit.

2:53:44
Unknown_00: It's not really a walking sim. There is like puzzle and challenge.

Unknown_00: characters that are more interesting than anything in life is strange life is strange is an objectively bad series and it has very little going on for it that's positive when you compare stuff when you call that game like the quintessential walking simulator you have some perspective on what's more interesting in a video game like a mixtape has a lot of positive things going for it even though it's like very pretentious

2:54:26
Unknown_00: See, it wouldn't be able to do that in one go. Ew. Just held it down.

Unknown_02: They call me the trash man.

2:55:01
Unknown_00: I will kill all of you. I desire your total extinction.

Unknown_00: Your species deserves to die.

Unknown_00: Like, poppy pimple chat, just please him. Ah.

2:55:42
Unknown_00: Must you wait.

Unknown_00: Your time is coming, big guy.

Unknown_00: I wonder if I get an achievement for mass murder. Watch, there's gonna be like a Soma twist where the bugs are actually the good guys. They're the good type murdering monsters.

2:56:15
Unknown_00: Isn't that deep and introspectful? I bet you didn't even consider that different organisms are just trying to survive even though they're gigantic monsters that wanna kill us.

2:56:54
Unknown_00: Good. They're all dead.

Unknown_00: Some dank music down here.

Unknown_00: No, they're simply like this because of the socioeconomic factor. That's right. From the slum.

2:57:25
Unknown_00: The people upside would never know anything about the plight of the gigantic flood monsters. Look, it's angry.

Unknown_00: Oh, you can't just come in here. You can't just come in here and flash me with your terrible UV light.

Unknown_00: I'm a hyper-evolved organism. I'm just trying to survive.

2:58:03
Unknown_00: Love is love.

Unknown_00: I hope you understand, I have so many other talents, just like you.

2:58:48
Unknown_00: I'm killing them like in South Park when Britney Spears dies from the photography.

Unknown_00: Is the monster Ethan Ralph? I don't think so. Is it Ethan Ralph? I'm pretty if you want to know the truth about it, bitch.

2:59:35
Unknown_00: Look at you, Hacker, purring and prancing as you run down my halls. I desire all of them to die.

Unknown_00: I'm gonna be real with you.

Unknown_00: Oh, if you don't catch that reference, it's um... Oh, it's the fucking game.

3:00:16
Unknown_00: Help me.

Unknown_00: What's the name of that game?

Unknown_00: Is this right? No, I came in this way, right?

Unknown_00: System Shock, that's right.

Unknown_00: They're part of System Shock where Shodan, the name of the AI, says something like, he calls the protagonist, or she calls the protagonist the hacker. It says, look at you, hacker. Sweating and panting. Run through my quarters.

3:00:49
Unknown_00: It says something about how she's a perfect machine or something.

Unknown_00: I went too far in a few places. I'm going backwards? I don't think so.

3:01:25
Unknown_00: I know I'm not going backwards because there's fucking eggs here.

3:02:10
Unknown_00: I don't think you have to kill them all. I just want to.

Unknown_00: Did I go backwards for real?

Unknown_00: No, I don't think so.

3:02:43
Unknown_00: really why are there do eggs respond how did i miss these eggs the first time around

Unknown_00: There's no way.

Unknown_00: They do respawn.

Unknown_02: What?

Unknown_00: Oh, man. I wasted my time.

3:03:57
Unknown_00: I was gonna murder them all. I was gonna kill millions.

Unknown_00: Millions and trillions. And billions. Billions and billions and billions.

Unknown_00: I took one look at those zerks and I said, that's no good. We can't have any of those.

3:04:52
Unknown_00: They spawned a bunch behind me that I was not expecting, so I got kind of fucked over there.

3:05:27
Unknown_00: I won't even stoop to notice you if you won't know the truth about it. It's a big eyeball.

Unknown_00: Alright, do something, you piece of shit. What? I flicked him too much.

3:06:10
Unknown_00: They gave me such great powers just to take it away from me. Let's see what it is.

Unknown_00: What the fuck? I'm supposed to run and I'm running from all sides.

3:07:46
Unknown_00: Oh, I woke him up.

Unknown_00: It was dark. I was alone. I felt like I was back in the network. But you saved me. Thank you for enduring. This power was rough on my core. The deflector is completely destroyed now. You piece of shit. You had one fucking job.

Unknown_00: Completely fucked this entire operation. B-12.

3:08:30
Unknown_00: It's a samurai. Hello. Traveler from the sewage. Haven't seen one in ages. The one who contacted us earlier, the little outsider. Zab Latar, the outsider, has been expecting you. He's mediating on top of our village.

Unknown_02: That'd be mean.

Unknown_01: Kind of a big fucking deal.

Unknown_02: Apparently the scientist he was with walks into one of these cryopod things. The robot is a human.

3:09:14
Unknown_00: It's reconciling his mortality.

Unknown_02: I don't feel like talking right now.

Unknown_00: I don't fucking talk. Oh. I can't meet any of these robot people because he's reconciling his mortality.

3:09:56
Unknown_00: That's okay. I will fuck up this board.

Unknown_00: How do I get to the tie? A guy on top. Oh, there.

Unknown_02: Meow. Meow. Meow.

3:10:28
Unknown_00: No, don't sleep him, monkey cat.

3:11:07
Unknown_00: There we go. What else have I forgotten?

Unknown_00: I had parents and friends on the run. I went to open the city, but is there anyone left to save?

Unknown_01: It's been so melodramatic. I know you connect to the internet with a cat cable, so I guess it makes sense.

3:11:49
Unknown_00: Don't interrupt me during a transcendental meditation. It's you, little outsider. Momo and Doc say you're already familiar with the outsiders. I miss them. Their memory brings me peace. Momo stayed in the slums. I heard you helped find Doc. Come in time. She's in Midtown now. If you still want to see the outside, she's the one who can get you there. Apparently she had some kind of plan to leave the city. Take this. I wrote her address in the back of this picture.

Unknown_00: Climb up our little village. It should be easy for a dexterous woman.

3:12:26
Unknown_00: He says he believes.

Unknown_02: I got you, baboon. We're going to get to Midtown.

Unknown_00: We're going to find the Clementine. We're going to restore the memories. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. Everything's going to be great. It's going to be the greatest actually. Okay.

Unknown_00: Aunt Clementine taught us how to grow special plants that can live without something. I have a huge collection of them. Do you want to see them? I'm missing a yellow, red, and purple plant.

3:12:58
Unknown_00: And he wants me to go find them.

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: No. Is that plant growing in a bucket of paint?

3:13:50
Unknown_00: I don't know if I'm going to find the students plants.

Unknown_00: I guess if I find them up here, I'll bring them back.

Unknown_00: No, I guess not. I guess I just left that space. Oops.

Unknown_00: The robots don't seem to autonomously modify their space, they just.

Unknown_00: make do with what's in it.

3:14:25
Unknown_00: That was also kind of the plot in Nier Automata is that they had all these robots that had sort of like a sentience to them. But at the same time, they were like, despite having thousands of years to accomplish it, they didn't really do much besides like tread their grounds. There were some robots that, like, started being creative, but... Talking about the subway.

Unknown_02: I remember saying goodbye to his family at the subway station.

Unknown_00: Now, dude, your family's probably dead. It's been, like, 5,000 fucking years.

3:15:12
Unknown_00: Okay, I'm gonna use the photo of Clementine to try and discover they didn't date Clementine. Am I supposed to just walk through this, I guess?

Unknown_02: See how many memories I've missed. Recognize some of the books.

3:15:55
Unknown_00: He used to read books. He's one of those book people.

Unknown_00: I missed two memories. I guess I sucked you out, sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, there we go.

Unknown_00: The doc.

Unknown_00: Show item.

Unknown_00: He doesn't say much. I guess you're, like, targeted. Uh-oh. Angry robot.

3:16:28
Unknown_00: You're under arrest. Oh, no. There's police up here. I can't believe it.

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: There's a child robot that's begging. I told you five times, Yosh! You can't run around like that, it's dangerous. You look so fluffy. Sure I do.

Unknown_00: Oh, she's wanted? Okay. So, Clementine is wanted by the cyber police. Backtracing her internet connection.

3:17:02
Unknown_00: Please state your identity, cooperator. We have to transfer you to jail immediately. Oh, man. Hey, while you're being arrested... Oh, he did. He told me where to look for him.

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: That's the elevator up to Midtown, I guess. I closed that because of the dangers. Oh, is this the...

3:17:38
Unknown_00: That's her. She's orange like a clementine. And she's a danger to everybody.

Unknown_00: Let's see how it is.

Unknown_00: She's at that residence that guy said.

Unknown_00: Oh, don't mind if I do. Yeah. Fuck your couch. Um...

3:18:18
Unknown_00: This guy doesn't want to talk to me. Trenchcoat man doesn't want to talk to me. This guy's angry. He's got an angry face. He won't talk to me. That guy's like dead. So I guess I won't mind if I take his ship.

Unknown_00: Look, there's that cow picture up there again. The cow is the secret to all of this. The cow holds the mysteries.

3:18:51
Unknown_00: There's a safe.

Unknown_00: What's the code of the safe, chat? 2458.

Unknown_00: What?

3:19:24
Unknown_00: Damn, I'm good.

Unknown_00: Kitty cat badge. That's right.

Unknown_00: The kitty cat badge is on my purse on.

Unknown_00: I'm an official cat. Janibot, assist me.

3:20:04
Unknown_00: I guess I have no use. Here in Midtown, soda bottles are extremely abundant and therefore they serve no economic utility.

Unknown_00: Even if this guy bums me out, he's my only customer. I'm trying to scare him away. That's sad.

Unknown_00: I used to own a bar. So I took a screwdriver in the knee?

Unknown_00: That's also like a shitty game reference.

3:20:39
Unknown_00: Is there gonna be a reference to cake somewhere? I'm waiting for my cake reference.

Unknown_00: Oh, this isn't a scratchable chair? Well, fuck you.

Unknown_00: She went here once, why do you know this?

Unknown_02: You have her address on the back, the residence is just to the right when you leave the shop.

Unknown_00: Oh, his head's been detached. I guess that's how he gets his hairstyle.

3:21:18
Unknown_00: Just to the right.

Unknown_02: Maybe here. I don't mind.

Unknown_00: I like how it's only the white ball that I can touch. The other ones?

3:21:58
Unknown_00: Oh, no!

Unknown_02: Oh, I got the black ball in too early. Fuck! Damn it.

Unknown_02: I got malware. I'm just asking them about Clementine.

3:22:34
Unknown_00: I guess I don't really have to, but... They all say the same thing.

Unknown_00: Are there any collectibles in here? That sounds familiar. The jukebox song?

Unknown_00: There's gotta be like a kitty cat special back here, right?

3:23:12
Unknown_00: What about that right there? No? No cat specials? Okay. Let's see how it is.

3:23:45
Unknown_02: He's chastising me for his cassette tapes. Can I touch these?

Unknown_00: No, they're like stuck.

Unknown_02: He's taunting the camera.

Unknown_00: It has to be like around here, right?

Unknown_00: Oh my god, I can finally get in the box.

Unknown_00: This was promised to me a thousand years ago.

3:24:27
Unknown_00: Finally.

Unknown_00: Is this like the stealth element? Am I gonna be like a snake in that game about the metal and the gears?

Unknown_02: Oh no, there's Dungeons and Dragons players.

3:25:01
Unknown_02: They can't just tell me the address.

Unknown_00: I guess I wouldn't recognize the symbols anyways.

Unknown_00: Hmm.

Unknown_00: It's very suspicious. It doesn't go anywhere. I guess it can't be that suspicious, then.

3:25:47
Unknown_00: How do you lose your life savings playing billiards? Do people gamble on that shit?

3:26:30
Unknown_00: Do they really bet on fucking billiards? That's insane.

Unknown_00: It's like, I've seen, when I was in Buffalo, I remember seeing people bet on dice. They, like, crowd around on the sidewalk and, like, hustle, and they throw dollars down, and they hoot and holler, we'll throw in dice and shit, and I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Of all the things to bet on, you know, bet on something you have absolutely no control over.

3:27:12
Unknown_02: Okay, I found Clementine.

Unknown_00: He's talking about Zabalzar. How'd you get through the sewers? Must have been pretty resourceful. I've been looking for a way to the outside ever since I left Ant Village, but the Sentinels are always watching. Not that you're here to help follow me.

Unknown_00: Oh my god, there's like a kitty cat like paradise up here. What the fuck? Look, there's even like healing crystals to recharge my cat spirit. Nice.

3:27:49
Unknown_00: The kind of luxury you can only get in a slum apartment.

Unknown_00: Looking for a plan to use this old subway. I have the keys to start it. We just need an atomic battery. I know that Neko Corp has one in their factory. I have a contact who can help us infiltrate them. I don't know his name. He is the robot with the bomber jacket and the gold chain. Take this message to him.

3:28:25
Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: I guess I'm breaking into an industrial factory. Somehow Kitty Cat is able to comprehend this information.

3:29:05
Unknown_00: I just did this, where I could jump down. Oh, it's the other side that you can jump down on.

Unknown_00: Oh, bomber jacket and the gold chains.

Unknown_00: You just gotta shut up. Two chains.

Unknown_00: Two chains.

3:29:55
Unknown_02: It's a bomber jacket. I don't see no chains. Check the clothing shop.

3:30:29
Unknown_00: You got chains?

Unknown_00: I don't see no chains.

Unknown_00: Oh, I see clothes.

Unknown_00: You got chains?

Unknown_00: Yeah, what's up, bitch? What's up? Yo, Threads is dirty now, motherfucker. You're gonna have to get him dry cleaned. You're gonna know the truth about it.

3:31:01
Unknown_02: Suffer. Suffer.

Unknown_00: Is that the guy I'm supposed to talk to?

Unknown_00: Is that you, Mr. Two Chains?

Unknown_02: Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

Unknown_00: I don't think so. Maybe that was the guy. Oh, no.

3:31:51
Unknown_00: He's dead.

Unknown_00: Oh, fuck, chat.

Unknown_00: I'm too small to take a column. I have to bury this fucking body. Just run. Just run away. I gotta find two chains.

3:32:26
Unknown_02: I swear, do you guys see any chains on this motherfucker?

Unknown_00: That's you, I'm gonna be so fucking pissed. Chains? Two chains!

Unknown_00: Where did you get that?

Unknown_00: You're without seeing my contact. Let me be brief with you about the atomic battery, chap.

3:33:03
Unknown_00: The battery is powering the Neko Corp factory right there, but this whole area is restricted and heavily guarded. I check every person who enters and turns away anyone who is not a worker.

Unknown_00: Do people have fucking jobs here?

Unknown_00: Here's an idea. Go get me a worker jacket and a worker helmet while I stay here to... Check for a good time to enter.

Unknown_00: Okay, Mr. 2 Chainz.

Unknown_00: There was a guy I just saw who had like a worker jacket.

Unknown_00: You don't have a worker helmet and take your jacket.

3:33:44
Unknown_00: The guy at the bar, he's apparently slacking off and he may be associated with working type people.

Unknown_00: You. Give me your tire.

Unknown_00: You won't give me his tire, champ.

Unknown_00: There was a bar that I saw I wandered into.

Unknown_00: Remember I was miffed. Maybe I can get that one right there.

3:34:22
Unknown_00: I can't.

Unknown_00: What?

Unknown_00: He's angry at me. He says, you can't do that. I'll kill you. I'll kill you, motherfucker.

Unknown_00: You're not gonna steal that.

Unknown_00: Why not?

Unknown_00: I'll meow at you until you give me what I want. Maybe if I tear something up back here.

Unknown_02: Maybe if I fuck up your fucking couch, you'll give me what I want.

3:35:00
Unknown_00: Yeah, you like that?

Unknown_00: You like that?

Unknown_02: Insert item.

Unknown_00: Ah! If I go get those shitty mixtapes from that other guy and I insert them into the cassette player, he'll be like, what the fuck is that garbage-ass music? That fucking hot trash burning back there. I gotta shut that off. Giving me the opportunity I need to steal the jacket from the front area.

3:35:32
Unknown_00: Where is this? Um, can't go that way.

Unknown_00: Ah, there he is. Mr. Boombox.

Unknown_02: Mixtape reference.

Unknown_00: Hey, yo, give me one.

Unknown_00: Okay. Destroy the security cameras. There's one. There's two. No more threats?

3:36:04
Unknown_00: Must be up there somewhere, though.

3:36:39
Unknown_00: Okay, let's see.

Unknown_00: Oh, I see the two. Well, let's just destroy the two for now.

Unknown_00: What's up, folks?

Unknown_00: This cat really is like Ethan Rowe. He's just like destroying everything.

3:37:14
Unknown_00: You won't like it very much if I smash all your cameras. I don't owe you a fucking thing.

Unknown_00: I have no respect for your authority.

Unknown_02: Where's the third one?

Unknown_00: He said there's three, I only see two. I see those three secur- oh.

3:38:18
Unknown_00: is nian for five says josh did you hear that florida congressman who wants to legalize full auto machine guns bush there's a couple people that have been trying to do that they tried to pass i think similar bills in kentucky and west virginia but that didn't happen um the thought is that the national firearms act says something about how Every machine gun covered by the description has to be issued by a state authority is like the only exception. So the idea is if we make a bureau of sick ass machine guns at like the state level, then you could just issue your own state citizens sick ass machine guns through that. And like they try to call that in West Virginia, I think like the Bureau of Public Defense, something like that. So they've been trying to do that, but nobody's had the fucking balls to actually go through with it. That's what we call a hip hop type reveal.

3:39:47
Unknown_02: I don't see the hat though. I guess there's no hats in here.

Unknown_00: I'm gonna have to get the hat from someone else.

3:40:23
Unknown_02: Give me your hat.

Unknown_00: I do.

Unknown_00: And the hat's shot.

Unknown_00: I see.

Unknown_02: There's a hat's shot.

Unknown_00: Ah, a hat shop. What? So rude. You fucking loser. I bet you're fucking bald under that fucking hat, bitch.

3:41:05
Unknown_00: I bet you're fucking Norwood 19 down there, motherfucker. Oh.

Unknown_02: Ow.

Unknown_00: Now, I got this one. Okay, listen. The main Norwood man.

Unknown_00: This guy needs help carrying this empty box, but he's going to carry it into the hat store. So if I get his co-worker, he will start moving the boxes into the store, and I can sneak past the Norwood man.

3:41:42
Unknown_00: Okay, so the bar.

Unknown_00: I've already seen this somewhere. Oh, it's right here.

Unknown_00: Why are you getting high on fucking... Literally dusting. Literally dusting. That's a disgusting... Are you on... I'm walking on sunshine. Whoa, whoa. Oh.

Unknown_00: There's a guy in the back room.

3:42:16
Unknown_00: So that's what was supposed to be back here. He wasn't here before when I was investigating the situation.

Unknown_00: But now...

Unknown_00: He is. And I can knock this shit on him. Fuck you.

Unknown_00: Wake up, Rust Head. Oh, God. I'm so hungover on robot juice.

Unknown_00: That guy's getting fucking dusted.

3:42:55
Unknown_00: Again, AI robot made? Sure.

Unknown_00: Oh, I can't trip him.

3:43:31
Unknown_00: Look, the timely worker has a watch literally built into his arm so he can check what time it is. And the rust bucket worker has no such watch.

Unknown_00: Top fucking secret. Science here.

Unknown_00: Let's see, I need this right here. Yoink.

Unknown_00: What was that music's thing?

Unknown_00: I'm gonna fuck up your rug while I'm at it. Ah, ah, I feel so good. Ah.

3:44:07
Unknown_00: Anything else in here I can fuck up and not just paint it over?

Unknown_00: Ooh, is that a couch?

Unknown_00: Oh, I can't scratch this couch?

Unknown_00: I would love to scratch your couch, bitch. Fuck your couch.

3:44:42
Unknown_00: Okay, I now have the attire.

Unknown_00: I can move back to the thing.

Unknown_00: Give him his thing. He's got his stuff.

3:45:15
Unknown_00: That's funny, because they didn't have an animation for him getting dressed.

Unknown_00: Hop in the box. Okay, so.

Unknown_00: I have to pee. Give me... Three seconds. Okay, I'll be right back.

3:47:30
Unknown_01: Okay, I am back.

Unknown_00: Sorry, I did not mean... I was thinking there, um... How much this game, like, the puzzles remind me of, like, old games, where you had to, like, figure shit out. You don't really have to do that in games anymore, because people like me played them and were dumb.

Unknown_00: I did.

Unknown_00: I got a water jug. I have these enormous milk jugs that I... that are glass. Supposed to take them back and get like a dollar as like a refund, but I just filled them up with water because they're nice clean glass bottles.

3:48:19
Unknown_00: Mr. Two chains, you might want to take those chains off.

Unknown_00: What's this? Cat to the cat factory? It's like that meme.

3:48:54
Unknown_00: I guess we're making cats now.

Unknown_00: and that's some thorough security.

Unknown_02: Ah! Not now! Fuck!

3:49:37
Unknown_00: I got classic pattern type game play chat.

Unknown_00: You literally have to fucking... Metal Gear Solid this shit.

3:50:20
Unknown_00: Bobish.

Unknown_00: Fortune favors the bold. You wanna know the truth about it?

Unknown_00: They better scrub it up.

Unknown_00: The robot's going to be sitting there right there the entire time, making sure he's fucking off.

Unknown_00: Oh, I could just run through it. He can't stop.

3:50:52
Unknown_00: What? Laser beams. They're not playing the appropriate James Bond music.

3:51:24
Unknown_00: Oh. I see, I see.

Unknown_00: Going off? That's the nuclear core, though. Okay, I see. Oh.

3:52:29
Unknown_00: That brings down the tube. It is desirable, evidently, to have this move.

Unknown_00: For what purpose?

Unknown_00: That brings it down even further.

Unknown_00: And that lifts the glass.

Unknown_00: You might need three things. Oh, God.

3:53:10
Unknown_00: Unless... Let me try one more thing.

Unknown_00: Before I give up on that. There's another thing right here.

Unknown_00: There's some way to open this. No moving button.

3:53:45
Unknown_02: Oh, oh.

3:54:34
Unknown_00: Now, if I move this one over to where the glass raises, I can roll the barrel. The game's lagging. I don't know why.

Unknown_00: I don't know what the lag is. It's only in this room, though. I'll restart the game if it keeps lagging. I think it's just an issue with this room, though.

Unknown_00: Which is unfortunate.

Unknown_00: And then, of course... Oh, I can't turn on the radio. God damn it.

3:55:14
Unknown_00: The atomic battery of the plant.

Unknown_00: Hmm.

Unknown_00: We sort of just, like, destroyed this entire economy.

3:55:45
Unknown_00: Like, the mid-level's economy is now destroyed. The trash factory is, like, the entire reason for existence of this machinery.

Unknown_00: It's going to trigger a nuclear meltdown. The rods are no longer being pulled.

Unknown_00: Isn't this where Clementine was? Over here? Oh yeah, I'm a cat. I just walked through this. Bye, bish.

3:56:19
Unknown_00: Oh.

Unknown_00: Can't get him. It must have been the wind. He's not letting up, is he?

3:57:11
Unknown_02: Maybe I have to walk really far away?

Unknown_00: He's not letting up. I'm running for it.

3:57:59
Unknown_00: It's the fuzz!

Unknown_00: God damn it!

Unknown_00: I know, it's suddenly like... I thought I could just blitz... blitz-sneed through the entire thing. Evidently not. It's not permitted.

Unknown_00: Fresh start. Not gonna fuck this one up, okay chat?

Unknown_02: Look, I didn't realize that there would be Sentinels in the apartment complex.

3:58:41
Unknown_00: I just kind of blitzed through. It's this one you can't get around.

3:59:39
Unknown_00: No, get down. Get down. Mr. Mittens. Ah, fuck.

Unknown_00: The box.

Unknown_00: I didn't see the... I couldn't figure out the path in my head where it was going.

Unknown_00: Come on now.

Unknown_00: You're jumping really fucking my shit up here, Mr. Mittens.

4:00:21
Unknown_00: Well, look who's up and walking.

Unknown_00: Not your dumbass. Woohoo!

Unknown_00: Don't trip. Don't trip.

Unknown_00: Maybe this stealth mission is my, uh...

Unknown_00: My punishment for being so mean to the robot.

4:01:12
Unknown_00: There's no box there.

Unknown_02: What? I don't give a shit.

Unknown_00: Beep boop. One centimeter of fluffy tail detected.

Unknown_00: This represents an imminent threat.

Unknown_00: There we go, Jesus.

4:02:06
Unknown_00: Well, she's not in here. Surprise, surprise. Oh, there's a clue board, oh boy.

Unknown_00: Sifu managed to remove the confetti button, really?

Unknown_02: B12's trying to figure out the clue here.

Unknown_00: The answer lies in my stuff, and then there's four symbols. Pot, gem, lamp, and vase?

4:02:38
Unknown_00: Okay, let's find the pot.

Unknown_02: Goddammit. Okay. Bulb, hot, gym, vase, lamp.

Unknown_00: Is that it? That's the bullpot, isn't it?

Unknown_02: There's a message that says, I'm with, underneath it, okay. Gems.

4:03:12
Unknown_00: Oh, and I found this the first time around. That was supposed to be, like, the thing for this part. Okay. Medium value, low purity. The blow has been uttered artificially. It's acting as a beacon. I'm with Blazer. Okay, next is the vase.

4:03:44
Unknown_00: Wow, it just has like these decoys. I see. Oh, there's the lava lamp.

4:04:27
Unknown_00: I'm with Blazer Blank Nightclub. That's probably enough to figure out where he's at, but I want to find the vase.

Unknown_00: Not gonna lie, Clementine, your apartment kind of has art ho vibes to it.

4:05:00
Unknown_00: Maybe I'm supposed to knock over all these, uh... Cat is not spreading radiation. Okay, it's nicely contained. It has to be over here somewhere, right?

Unknown_00: I don't see any way to knock that shit over.

Unknown_00: Maybe it's also up there on top level.

4:05:43
Unknown_00: I don't think DSP has any reason to even care about his kick numbers. Because he only joined kick at the behest of PvP anyways, right?

Unknown_00: Why would he give a fuck?

Unknown_00: Unless he's like trying to epically own them by getting like 10 million subs or whatever and beating them. But that's not gonna happen. I'd be stupid to even care about that to be honest.

4:06:32
Unknown_00: I'm kind of thinking I should just give up and go to the nightclub.

Unknown_00: Wait, where's the... Maybe it's in here? No, it's a bicycle.

Unknown_00: Yeah, I don't see nothing.

4:07:16
Unknown_02: I'm feeling very dented and DSP-esque right here, because it's like I have everything except for the weird vase thing.

Unknown_00: It's on like a table.

Unknown_00: I really don't know.

Unknown_00: It's true, DSP would've. But he's an expert, he's a professional. He plays games all day every day.

4:08:03
Unknown_00: Should I give up? Do you guys know what the fuck it is?

Unknown_00: I feel like it has to be back there, but I see absolutely no way to get back there.

Unknown_00: Isn't the mannequin by the bathtub?

Unknown_02: What?

Unknown_00: Come to the nightclub. Okay, so it didn't add any information. Maybe in Japanese, this puzzle is like really necessary to get all four pieces. But look at this shit. I specifically did not go out of my way because it's like, it looks like a vase. It didn't look like that at all.

4:08:34
Unknown_00: All right, we're going to the nightclub.

Unknown_00: Babish. Like a ramen store.

4:09:13
Unknown_02: Blazer.

Unknown_00: Over there.

Unknown_00: I don't even remember seeing a nightclub. There's like a hat shop. There's a shitty bar.

Unknown_00: Oh, by the bouncer, of course. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't want that.

4:09:45
Unknown_00: I see something. Excuse me.

Unknown_00: Oh no, there's like a crossbow. Embarrassing.

Unknown_00: Imagine being a robot sex worker.

Unknown_02: He's on to me now.

4:10:29
Unknown_00: Wait, no, I got him, I got him.

Unknown_02: Yeah!

Unknown_00: Egg it up, Clanker.

Unknown_00: Ah, he caught himself.

Unknown_00: But, why is he so good at catching himself now?

4:11:07
Unknown_00: I guess he's learned. He's mastered his balance. I hate this club.

Unknown_00: It's full of hosers. Danger. Groove level at 2%. Please find dancing spot immediately.

Unknown_02: I don't think the bouncer's gonna let us in.

Unknown_00: I have to climb through the back. I've been indicated as to what to do.

Unknown_00: Let's see. Mm.

4:11:42
Unknown_00: Surgery? There's a surgery room back here, okay.

Unknown_00: There's got to be some way. Oh, no. They walked away from me. I thought the game might get stuck.

4:12:14
Unknown_00: Is this a long kitty cat stroll? It is. There's a pimp. P-I-M-P. Snoop. Snoop Dogg. He's got the gold helmet and everything.

Unknown_00: I can't even talk to him. He's too pimpin'. He won't even allow me to meow at him. How'd you get up here? I'm a cat.

4:12:45
Unknown_02: Don't mind if I do.

Unknown_00: Yeah, just have a martini. What's over here? Oh, very expensive bottles of wine.

Unknown_00: Hey, you guys might want to party it up while these supplies last. I heard that the factories had some fucking issues. There might not be any work for anybody here shortly. Can you imagine? What a disaster that would be. You guys all lost your jobs?

4:13:16
Unknown_02: What?

Unknown_00: What the fuck?

Unknown_00: Remember.

Unknown_02: When I was a human, my friends and I would party.

Unknown_00: It's good to find joy despite unlivable. In the underground living conditions, you can more and more swell the capitalist- The capitalist degree! This is- What is with French people and their hatred of fucking capitalism? They tried to establish the Paris Commune and shit? They caused Hitler to have to be afraid of communism and shit? It's fucking French.

4:13:47
Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: I guess that's it in this room. There's like a thing here. No, this is like a proper like secret little room.

4:14:22
Unknown_00: Okay, I found the strange drink.

Unknown_00: Oh, this music sucks ass. How the fuck are you supposed to dance to this fucking garbage? There we go. Jeez. Gotta do your fucking job for you. Little bitch. Quit.

4:14:58
Unknown_00: Can I just scratch it? Blazor! Point him out. Is that guy sitting in the back? Must be. Alex? The fucking Blazor.

4:15:34
Unknown_00: Are you blazing? You got the dragon head.

Unknown_00: This guy? Maybe the guy in the blazer? Wow, that's a shit. That is shit. You're under arrest for... Wait, is that him up there? Is it this guy? No.

Unknown_00: It's none of them? Is this guy? It has to be the guys up in the balcony.

4:16:09
Unknown_00: Unless it's this guy.

Unknown_00: If you're getting me a drink, I'll show you the silly lever. Okay. Where's your drink? Oh! I knew that drink would come in handy somehow. So now there's a place to put the lever. Not there.

Unknown_00: Right there.

4:17:08
Unknown_00: There's a very interesting puzzle here, I don't know what exactly it involves.

Unknown_00: No more dancing. No more dancing, your dancing is terrible.

Unknown_00: i can't scratch it nice oh and i can scratch this i can't okay so i can i put the lever on there because when it happens dj matrice off so i'm gonna pull it again and then get up here

4:18:11
Unknown_00: He doesn't seem to mind me doing that. I'm like having like a DSP.

4:18:44
Unknown_00: That is, how is anyone supposed to figure that out?

Unknown_00: I swear, these game developers don't even test their games. Jump on it.

Unknown_00: Oh, oh, oh!

Unknown_00: And then he comes over and he pulls the lever back up and then I go up and then I can get to the balcony So stupid Yeah, I will press these buttons yeah fuck you No, I don't know what these do

4:20:07
Unknown_00: Wow, that's really confusing. I think that's it, right? Oh no.

Unknown_00: He's coming to fuck up my decorations. Meow. No more drinking. It's business time.

4:20:50
Unknown_00: I have a good relationship with the police, so I don't know why anyone cares about the police if you want to know it.

Unknown_02: That's Clementine.

Unknown_00: How do you gag a robot? Uh-oh. It's a trap. You're not as clever as you look, cat. Nothing personal, business is nothing personal, bitch.

Unknown_00: Business is money, and I value money way more than our friendship or camaraderie. They are all yours. Oh no, it's the Sendinels.

4:21:29
Unknown_02: No!

Unknown_01: A fucking traitor to the proletariat, chat.

Unknown_00: Disgusting.

Unknown_00: Oh no! I'm in like a cat cage. And I have no backpack!

4:22:02
Unknown_00: We lost it all, chat. It's the low point for our hero.

Unknown_00: After being saddled with a backpack and a UV laser gun, he's now all alone in his little cat cage.

Unknown_00: Enjoy prison, stalker cat. You're not as clever as you think, fool.

4:22:38
Unknown_00: Your life ends in a box, kitten.

Unknown_00: Oh, baby cat.

Unknown_00: It's just business, stalker.

Unknown_00: Yeah, I figured that part out.

4:23:41
Unknown_00: Oh no, it's like a robot torture chamber.

Unknown_00: It's being rebooted. You know, it really is like SOMA.

Unknown_00: What is a kitty cat to do in these dire circumstances, chap?

4:24:29
Unknown_00: Is there no way to get down there and help the robot? I feel kind of bad. So that sentinel has a very tight profile.

Unknown_00: Jump down, though.

Unknown_00: There's something a little balloon-y. That's a new boy now. Oh, but he's on a path. He should probably go now.

4:25:01
Unknown_00: Can I kill him? Can I, like, self-takedown the fucking robot?

Unknown_00: Probably not.

4:25:44
Unknown_00: Who's this guy? This is just some bum. Who's this fucking bum? Is this Blazer?

Unknown_00: Oh, I can't understand him because I don't have my backpack.

Unknown_00: Let's see. Can I walk through here? I can. I sure can. I should just be able to walk through here, right?

4:26:27
Unknown_02: It's so silly.

Unknown_00: What?

Unknown_00: I'm not able to just walk back? Oh, there it is. Weird. Here you go. You have to drop it.

4:27:25
Unknown_00: He's gonna pester Asians? Why would he do that?

Unknown_00: I see that we're a Merrimut posting in chat about the robot jail. I see.

Unknown_00: Oh no! They locked B12 up in like a mega robot jail. Are they like... Are they gonna like reboot him?

4:28:25
Unknown_00: It is a can of electric, you're right. Hopefully no robot's gonna like throw oil on somebody as they walk by. What do you call a pee-pee-poo-poo robot dungeon? I don't know. Should I come with him? Is that the plan? Do-do-do-do, do-do-do. That door is locked.

4:29:19
Unknown_00: There's no window. I don't think I can jump from that thing.

Unknown_00: I don't really have anything else I can do here.

4:29:56
Unknown_00: Maybe I am supposed to jump?

Unknown_00: Oh, onto the rafters. Damn.

Unknown_00: That felt like a lot farther than he usually can jump, to be honest with you.

4:30:50
Unknown_00: Am I fucked?

Unknown_02: Metal Gear Solid's home, bro.

Unknown_00: Let's see.

Unknown_00: Down here.

4:31:26
Unknown_00: That robot does not really look left or right too much.

Unknown_00: Can't really walk under that guy.

4:32:00
Unknown_00: Definitely wear them. Is that a plug? That's what that is. That's an electrical plug. I have to unplug this. Okay, buddy boy, turn around.

Unknown_00: Wait for him to look to the other side and then I'll press it. They have a new pattern. Okay.

4:32:39
Unknown_00: They're now staring at Mr. B12.

Unknown_00: Very angry. And they have a new sight pattern.

Unknown_00: He's walking in a circle around the thingy.

Unknown_00: That other guy does a 360. This is my time.

4:33:16
Unknown_00: I would have got it if I didn't puss out.

Unknown_00: I think I want to go into that other room.

Unknown_00: That's pretty precise, I think. Can I do that?

Unknown_00: I sure can. He turns around, and then I sneak out around it.

4:33:58
Unknown_00: I just have to wait for... the perfect alignment, which is coming up here in a second.

Unknown_00: Let me think. Now I only have to worry about the guy in the hallway. So I think I just follow him when he comes back and turns around.

4:34:45
Unknown_00: No lasers? Okay, we're good.

Unknown_00: Imagine being so epically fucking owned by a mudded orange cabby cat.

Unknown_00: Felt like I was trapped in my lab's computer system again all alone. But you can't- came back for me, I can't believe it. You're a good friend. Cat meows.

4:35:20
Unknown_00: I'm so glad that we are together again, but we're not safe yet. We need to find a way out of here. Can you open that door just there?

Unknown_00: That's the easy part.

Unknown_00: It's not a clanker baby, it's like a little droid. Wait, what is this? Can I knock this over?

4:36:00
Unknown_00: Now suddenly the robot is inspired to smash something with that brick.

Unknown_00: I gave him the confidence he needs to break things.

Unknown_00: Very empty space. Nobody heard that.

Unknown_00: Um... Oh! Good thinking.

Unknown_00: Oh fuck, I fucked it up.

4:36:39
Unknown_00: Oh, weird shit. That's very bizarre.

Unknown_00: The clanker chimp out? Yeah. No, I will not fucking help you with your coding assignment. Figure it out for your fucking self. Sack overflows still exist, bitch.

Unknown_00: Sentinels are blocking the way they will spot me and so on. Maybe you can try to bait them into those cells and lock them in?

Unknown_00: Let's call it, we do a little troll.

4:37:12
Unknown_00: Why is that Clanker under lockdown?

Unknown_02: Did you see that down on the ground over there?

Unknown_00: He was rebooted. I don't want to lose my memory. I'm so scared.

Unknown_00: He's afraid, guys. He has robot feelings.

Unknown_00: This recovery center has done me to the greatest good. My mind is clear and lucid. I am an exemplary citizen.

Unknown_00: Okay, this is the Clanker Torture Dungeon. Okay.

4:37:46
Unknown_00: Clanker Chambers. Let me clank them and reboot them.

Unknown_00: Okay, I do have to, I understand. I understand what they want.

Unknown_00: They just gotta run in there.

4:38:25
Unknown_00: I was doing so bad, too, and I fucked it all up.

Unknown_00: I gotta help that poor little clanker. Hey, buddy.

Unknown_00: What's up, abish?

4:39:13
Unknown_00: Enjoy prison, stalker sentinel.

Unknown_00: Your robot life is already over.

Unknown_00: This poor fellow. It seems like the signals are ruthless when it comes to defying them. Or to those who defy them.

Unknown_02: That's what I feared.

Unknown_00: They have completely erased him. No more emotions. No more self-awareness. No more memories. Please, let's not get caught. Well, you were already caught. Okay, they were going to reprogram you. I fixed that shit up.

4:39:47
Unknown_00: Okay, Clanker Dungeon is over there.

Unknown_00: You guys think I can do a two for one?

Unknown_00: Should I be so arrogant?

Unknown_00: I'm gonna try it. That's the funniest thing.

4:40:35
Unknown_00: No!

Unknown_00: Ah, speed that shit up!

Unknown_00: Can we hurry the fuck up?

4:41:06
Unknown_00: Hey, fucker!

Unknown_02: Supabish!

Unknown_00: Okay. We did it.

Unknown_00: Plankers imprisoned. We're doing a prison break here. Come here. We gotta take that. That's right. Minister Capone.

4:41:37
Unknown_00: I'm liking that we're freeing people named, like, Capone. It's gonna be, like, Dahmer.

Unknown_00: I thought that was funny. I thought my suffering, my imminent death, was fucking hilarious. I see why you guys are locked up. You guys are assholes.

Unknown_00: This is why I love St. Epstein.

4:42:11
Unknown_00: He talked to him and he's got like the most Jewish robot voice ever.

Unknown_02: There's a key.

Unknown_00: Up in the back of the truck. Okay, I will. I might have to get over.

4:42:44
Unknown_00: How come the clankers don't want people to get to the outside?

Unknown_00: They're like programmed to never go to the outside because it's like the robots killed all the people to begin with and made everything shitty and cheated. Ah! Oh no. Wait for me!

4:43:58
Unknown_00: That was tense. Like a movie. It is like a little tuck plug, you're right.

4:44:33
Unknown_00: It must go outside of any cost, I read that. This robot.

Unknown_00: Sad kitty cat meows. I'll keep you in my ram, little one. All right.

Unknown_00: It's time to skedaddle.

Unknown_00: The, uh, clanker that was in here is gone now. The one that was on this room.

4:45:08
Unknown_00: Cut the music back on in case they come back.

Unknown_00: No.

Unknown_00: Music's gone, chat. Oh, there it is.

Unknown_00: Welp.

Unknown_00: Let's roll.

Unknown_00: Oh yeah, that's right, this boots up the subway station to the outside to figure out where the atomic power battery pack is.

4:45:42
Unknown_00: I guess it's on this cable?

Unknown_00: Kind of unsightly to have your entire subway station's power cable done like this, but...

Unknown_02: Is this it? Buddy getting out? I think that Clementine could have made it.

4:46:24
Unknown_00: into the kitty cat captain chair.

Unknown_00: I think cats can be subway drivers in Japan.

4:47:12
Unknown_00: Dr. Freeman.

Unknown_00: Not to imply you've been sleeping on a job. Nobody is more deserving of a rest.

Unknown_00: We made it. We made it to Rich People Town.

Unknown_00: Greetings, inhabitant of Walled City 99.

Unknown_00: Helper 62. That's nice.

4:47:53
Unknown_00: Wake up, Mr. Mittens. Wake up and smell the cat.

Unknown_00: City sealed. Violating the rules of confinement will result in a heavy prison sentence. Enjoy the world's safest city.

Unknown_00: walled city 99 i have no idea what this is supposed to be on planet earth it does not look like a map of planet earth currently locked please have any certified engineer inside the control room if you have any requests okay it certainly is the cleanest city so far

4:48:47
Unknown_00: Look, they even have freshly stocked energy drinks here.

Unknown_00: Very nice.

Unknown_00: Where's the control room? Oh, there's the control room.

Unknown_00: You know, as much as I like the cat, it's a shame that the cat is like the one that's going to escape. Because it's like the robots, like they're stuck down there. The cat's just a cat.

4:49:25
Unknown_00: Cute. Can't do that.

Unknown_00: No.

Unknown_00: Oh, it's one of those bots. Okay.

4:49:59
Unknown_00: They're just machines, but they live forever. They're capable of creativity and expression.

Unknown_00: I'm not saying the cat shouldn't make it. I'm saying the It's a shame that none of the robots will come to the outside.

Unknown_02: Control room for the entire city.

4:50:45
Unknown_00: They controlled everything from here and it's empty.

Unknown_00: It even has a little coffee bar.

Unknown_02: I remember hating them so much.

Unknown_00: They had everything. Clean space, limitless power, freedom to move. Little good it did them.

Unknown_00: The plague. I remember it now.

Unknown_02: Everyone was dying and they thought they were above it all.

Unknown_00: They did nothing to help us. I watched my family die. I felt helpless. I couldn't do anything to save them.

Unknown_02: But I can still help you.

Unknown_00: We can still go outside together. I will carry the memories of humanity and the people I loved.

4:51:25
Unknown_00: Well, I mean... Maybe we should just destroy it all.

Unknown_00: Can we cause like a nuclear meltdown in this entire shithole?

Unknown_00: We're not going to save anybody anyways. We might as well just do a nuclear holocaust and...

Unknown_00: Main computer.

4:52:00
Unknown_00: According to the mainframe, no one has been here for years. The whole city is stuck in a lockdown cycle from long ago. If we disable it, we should be able to leave. We'll bring the rest of these systems online. These computers hold the data we need. We need to turn them on.

Unknown_02: While you do that, look for the password and encryption keys to get into the system.

Unknown_00: Ah, of course. Oh, I have to do it in one perfect... One perfect go.

4:52:42
Unknown_00: Excellent. Excellent typography.

Unknown_02: You should pull that yourself now.

Unknown_00: Yes, this is very similar to how I run this app. I know how to open this. Something's off here. Uh-oh. It's a trap!

4:53:13
Unknown_00: There are several layers of security preventing us from using the workstation.

Unknown_00: We need to do what we do best. Me, I'll hack the machines and you destroy some stuff. Okay, I will do this.

4:53:49
Unknown_00: I guess not this particular machine.

Unknown_02: Oh, there's a kitty cat scratch box.

Unknown_00: And tear it up.

Unknown_00: Fuck your couch! Oh no!

4:54:23
Unknown_00: System is taking more than I expected.

Unknown_00: Oh no. You fucked it up.

Unknown_00: We've got to keep going.

Unknown_00: Are we hacking here? What are we hacking, bro? What are we hacking?

Unknown_00: Here.

Unknown_00: No, not this. Where's the other system? I don't see the other computer system unless this is it. Right here.

4:55:02
Unknown_00: No, it has to be this machine over here in this corner. Wait, no. This one's what they want me to do. I think. I'm honestly not sure what the fuck.

Unknown_00: Wait, am I supposed to knock that board down? Oh, that's what it is.

4:55:38
Unknown_00: Ah, bish die. Oh no.

Unknown_00: He's gonna die. Is the fucking robot gonna die too? That would be fucking terrible.

Unknown_00: Okay, those are the wires that need to scritch up. Ah, help here.

4:56:21
Unknown_00: He's so gonna die doing this shit.

Unknown_00: The cat better not be the only one that fucking survives. That'd be ridiculous.

Unknown_02: I knew the power to disable the city's central control system would be immense, more than this drone body could handle, but with the security not disabled, I can take control of the system and open the city.

4:56:58
Unknown_00: Overriding it could destroy my software, but I made that choice when I hooked it to that first computer and the consequences it could bring. So he's gonna, like, transplant himself into the mainframe for the entire system? I see a future in the companions in New York. Here, let me take that off of you.

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_00: So he's gonna take over the mainframe so he can let the, uh,

Unknown_00: the outsiders come out and take over the outside.

4:57:51
Unknown_00: Yeah, I think it is like a yes, man.

Unknown_00: Because now he's going to say something over the telecom, right?

Unknown_00: So the ring of lights above is like the vault door for the entire city. That's crazy.

Unknown_00: Oh, are the monsters gonna explode in the sunlight?

4:58:23
Unknown_00: Oh yeah, fuck yeah.

Unknown_00: Get wrecked.

Unknown_00: Die! Why won't you die?

Unknown_00: Oh, that was the guy that was like, I wish I could see the outside with the lights.

Unknown_00: I guess he could disable them now, the Sentinels, because he's in control. They explained earlier that the trees are genetically engineered so they don't need much light, and the synthetic light's enough for them.

4:59:10
Unknown_00: Well, I have to... Okay. I guess the door's open.

Unknown_00: All right. Let's walk out the front.

Unknown_00: Patriots are in control.

4:59:49
Unknown_00: Trust the plan. When we go one, we go all.

Unknown_00: Yeah, the ending is definitely going to be the stray cat from before, I think at the very beginning of the game. There's no way, it's not going to be... Be gone, pigeons.

Unknown_00: Expect my authority.

5:00:39
Unknown_00: He even took off his backpack? I guess the drone's not coming back, so he doesn't need it.

Unknown_00: There's gotta be, like, the robot comes out or something. That's so sad. That's really sad. There's not even, like, a, um...

Unknown_00: Like a narration from the drone, like once he takes over or anything, it's just like he's in the system, but he controls it and he can't talk. It's really sad.

5:01:18
Unknown_00: Oh yeah, there was no like reunion with the other cats either.

Unknown_00: I'm curious if there is a post credit sequence.

5:01:54
Unknown_00: Apparently I was supposed to get...

Unknown_00: Apparently...

Unknown_00: Hold up, one second.

Unknown_00: Okay, hold up. I was supposed to do something?

5:02:30
Unknown_00: I'm supposed to, okay. Am I supposed to wait from the outside, though? Can I see it from the outside? Apparently I'm so objectively oriented that I didn't take a moment to sit out here and watch the final shot of the long-ass fucking ball door. Look at that, that's crazy.

Unknown_00: artists put 10 trillion oh i see i understand the layout of the city now they have the slums down there that are filled with the icky parasite goo we have the chinatown stuff and then um you have what they call the midlands which is right there and then i guess the highlands are just these like worker robots that don't even appreciate it like

5:03:24
Unknown_00: They just have access to everything, and they're just chill, and they don't really do anything. But that's like the middle, okay. Yeah, it's called the Walled City, and that's the name of the place in Hong Kong as well.

Unknown_00: Damn, that's a really long animation thing to make for this.

5:04:04
Unknown_00: There's even, like, another animation where, like, the vault comes up to, like, hide the vault doors as well. That's crazy.

Unknown_00: I can rewatch the outro.

Unknown_00: So the entire, the guy takes over the whole system, basically.

Unknown_00: And, uh, he can't say goodbye, which is very sad. And I wish there was a sequence where he saw the cats from before. That would be very cliche. I bet you they debated that internally. If it would be too cliche for the cat to see, like, the other cats from the beginning of the game as he leaves. Like, they were waiting for him and knew where to meet up with him or something.

5:04:40
Unknown_00: But, um...

Unknown_00: Is the moral of the story that the cat has like a soul?

5:05:21
Unknown_00: None of the clankers could do this. And it just took one cat with a soul to be sold animal to like come down and lead the clankers to light because they can't do it themselves.

Unknown_00: The cat at the end of the slope blinked at you, which is cat language for affection and trust. It's true. That is true. I knew that. I didn't pick up on that, though.

Unknown_00: Okay. That is Stray Chat. Perfect length for a streaming game.

5:05:54
Unknown_00: I have nothing to add. I enjoyed it. It's very relaxing. I wish I had gotten more of the memories, but I kind of sped through the Ant Hill town.

Unknown_00: Um...

Unknown_00: Pretty good. Definitely a nice little solo experience. Perfect little encapsulated narrative. Not too annoying at any given point.

Unknown_00: Um... Pretty good. I'd say it deserves its rating, which is overwhelmingly positive when seen. It's exactly what it should be. Uh... So thank you for watching. There's actually a really nice turnout for this stream, which I very much appreciate.

5:06:27
Unknown_00: And, uh...

Unknown_00: The next thing that I'm doing is the Gumroad with PPP for part two of the Amazing Digital Circus. We're either going to watch two or three episodes, I think. I don't think we're going to watch all five in that one sitting. We'll probably figure it out when we do it.

Unknown_00: But yeah, I was also very overwhelmed by how many people turned out to subscribe to Gumroad and Locals for the Amazing Digital Circus reviews. PPP said like 100 people.

5:07:05
Unknown_00: I think. Something like that. Subscribe to Gumroad to see that from his stream. Apparently, everybody wants to see us watch Troonslop, which is very funny.

Unknown_00: But if it continues to get attention, I guess we'll watch Hasbin Hotel too. I'll force him to fucking watch that shit as well.

Unknown_00: So, we'll see.

Unknown_00: Cute little game. I enjoyed it.

Unknown_00: Thank you guys for watching. Take it easy.

Unknown_02: Buh-bye.