0:00:46
Unknown_03:  chat the um the game says that it's best played by a controller and when I tried to play Kenshi many years ago I bought um a red Sony PlayStation controller and I plugged this in and it's not being detected


Unknown_03:  a little bit bummed about that i wonder if i can just uh i wonder if it's this usb cable what if i unplug my cube


0:02:19
Unknown_03:  Hello? Oh, there we go. Sorry.


Unknown_03: I unplugged my keyboard and it instantly muted me, so we're off to a great start. I've tried to get my controller working. That's not happening. Bring this up to 75.


Unknown_03: Okay, so I know nothing about this game. It looks like shit already. I have this  blasting at 60 frames per second and for whatever reason the uh menu screen is letterbox and seems to be artificially reduced to 24 frames per second like a k-pop demon hunters i'm actually if you've never watched that movie k-pop demon hunters has an artificial frame rate of 24 no not 24 it's it's lower 24 is the film standard but it has like a really super low frame rate hold on k-pop frame rate


0:03:14
Unknown_03:  it's 12 so the kpop demon hunters is like half the frame rate I mean it has like no smoothing it's just like stutters it's really awkward and jarring and this kind of reminds me of that and I want to say that this this dude like that when they made this true and slop they just decided to like make it like kpop demon hunters because that was so successful and they're like let's just make the frame rate artificially 12 and it looks like it's lagging


Unknown_03:  I also want to say that this menu... I'm not past the menu yet, and I already hate this, because not only is the animation artificially stilted, because I know this is running at 240 frames per second. In fact, I can... Let me hide this game real quick. I'll open up the Steam menu.


Unknown_03: I can't open the Steam menu. Okay. I just know that it's 240.


Unknown_03: And despite that...


Unknown_03:  It's also a letterbox, as if anyone's going to be playing this game in like... Like, um...


0:04:20
Unknown_03: I don't know, what is it? 10 by 16 or whatever? That seems to be what it's for. And then, the background, you can actually see from the shadow how the background is like a static wall. I don't know if that's an intentional choice. Like, is it going to stand up and you're going to see what it's painted on? Because it looks like it's a mistake.


Unknown_03: So, alright, let's see.  This is supposed to be an indie game, but keep in mind that this game has licensed music from a bunch of big names. And it's actually funded by the daughter of Larry Ellison. I don't know if that's his actual name. The CEO of Oracle. So this is actually a multi-billion dollar production, if you want to know the truth about it.


0:04:54
Unknown_03: What a terrible way to introduce the game, because I just think it's broken. I know for a fact that this is going at 240 frames per second.


Unknown_07:  The compact disc delivers crisp, high-fidelity audio in a portable form. Is this an advertisement? 16-bit signal and a staggering 74 minutes of playtime. It's the sound of the future. It is an advertisement. Make memories to good music. Oh, my God. Quality headphones always make a soundtrack because pretty soon... This is atrocious. ...you'll be listening to who you are.


0:05:26
Unknown_07:  Tonight's playlist is important. It's a retrospective of greatest hits to accompany our last night together in the big suck.


Unknown_03: The frame rate is literally killing me mentally.


0:05:59
Unknown_07: A milestone like this requires preparation, a schedule. One must think ahead to experience the now.


Unknown_03:  This voice actor talks exactly like Max from Life is Strange. Is this supposed to be a tranny?


Unknown_07: Because it's a voice acted by a real woman. Now it's a normal frame rate.


0:06:37
Unknown_03:  No, it's not. It's like the game's in a normal frame rate, but the models are artificially stuck at 12 frames. Oh, am I controlling the character?


Unknown_03: Does anything happen if I don't... I'm not making any inputs. Oh, I can control the character. What happens if I don't do anything?


Unknown_03: I see. Okay.


Unknown_03:  I'm not touching, I'm not doing anything. Oh, I can hit the car. It's a shame there's no animations for accidentally slamming into oncoming traffic.


0:07:09
Unknown_03: I can ollie? Hell yeah.


Unknown_03: Share the road into oncoming traffic.


Unknown_03: I wanna ollie this fucking car. Surely they allow me to do this in a video game.


Unknown_03:  No.


Unknown_03: Oh, I can grab trick. I see.


0:07:48
Unknown_03: I want to ollie a fucking car. It's such bullshit. Let me have fun. I don't think I can do that.


Unknown_03: I understand the gameplay mechanics of this game now.  You get to pretend that you were born a girl in the 1980s and everyone thinks you're cool and not a fucking faggot.


0:08:21
Unknown_03: Oh, I totally cleared that fucking car. You piece of shit.


Unknown_03:  true and i'm a skinty queen i i did i went over the hood i missed the collision box of that car i had to go at like an angle though because if you land on the roof you're she clapping she is clapping


0:09:04
Unknown_03:  We're going faster than you, car.


Unknown_01: It's funny how these hipster games always want to live in the nicest, whitest places of the entire country.


0:09:44
Unknown_03:  Oh no, it's Evils.


Unknown_03: Is it Evils?


Unknown_07: What the fuck kind of dialogue is that? What is it? I, um... Oh, you guys.


Unknown_03: Subtitles.


0:10:20
Unknown_07:  No, not the horse girls. Everyone in this is white so far.


Unknown_03:  As soon as she let go of that car, she was sent back into the 12 frames per second dimension.


0:10:55
Unknown_06: Was that Kyle driving? Yeah. I thought he was playing football at Colorado. Maybe he's going to the party.


Unknown_07: Think you can buy us some vodka?


Unknown_06: I'll ask him.


Unknown_03: I can't speed. I literally can't speed up. Let me speed up.


Unknown_06: Hey, Kyle. Yo, Kyle. You buy us some vodka? Don't think he heard me.


Unknown_03:  Imagine how much cooler Life is Strange would have been if I could do wicked kickflips.


0:11:29
Unknown_07: Secret handshake. W-A-S-D-Q-E.


Unknown_07:  You know the music that plays before a concert? Bands always use the same playlist when they're setting up the stage. That's because it's a countdown. Roadies know when their jobs begin, when they finish, and when the playlist... Why are you talking to me? The show begins.


Unknown_03: You're breaking the fourth wall.


Unknown_07: The one you'll be hearing today is a countdown to my last night in Blue Moon Lagoon.


0:12:11
Unknown_07: You're still going through with this?


Unknown_09: Afraid so. I leave for the airport at 6 a.m.


Unknown_09:  You've ruined our road trip.


Unknown_08: I know this. What's the name of this woman who's tearing us apart? Bella Deltone. So you fly to New York, you give this woman your mixtape, and what, she just hires you? After she listens to the mixtape, yeah.


Unknown_07: I'll become the world's foremost music supervisor.


Unknown_06:  What's a music supervisor?


Unknown_07: That's a great question, Slater.


Unknown_10: What the fuck do you think it is? And you get to pick the...


0:12:52
Unknown_03:  A song from the top 100 over and over again.


Unknown_10: It's their job to curate a soundtrack that frames and elevates the narrative, whether it's a film, a play, or a television program. Stacey Rockford has wanted to be a music supervisor since eighth grade. I'm told her mixtapes are spectacular, though I've never heard one myself.


Unknown_03:  I mean, I gotta give it credit, the voice acting in this game is like 10,000 times better than Life is Strange. You can just tell where the money is. They put money into the music, into the voice acting.


Unknown_07: Yeah, I think...


0:13:37
Unknown_03:  My thought so far is that the woman is probably a tranny self-insert, and the tranny is obsessed with being an actual music supervisor. He considers himself an epic curator of music. And the entire game is financed to make this wish fulfillment of making the most banging soundtrack, and that's why they have all this famous music in it. And the entire game is just a justification for...


Unknown_03:  being a music supervisor. That's honestly what it feels like so far.


Unknown_07: Dude, going back, Dustborn was a fucking masterpiece.


0:14:21
Unknown_03: There will never be a game as funny as Dustborn. It was just so on the nose. It was everything I wanted from a bad game. There were some really slow parts in the middle, but


Unknown_03:  It was actually really funny and really worth playing on stream.


Unknown_03: You're shitting me! I got more views than the top streamer on Twitch? It's a short game. Everyone else already played it, I guess.


Unknown_05: Oh, am I gonna get to walk?


0:14:53
Unknown_03: Can I do a wicked kickflip here?


Unknown_03: No? I'm just gonna stand at attention?


Unknown_03:  Oh, it's giving me the dots on the...


Unknown_07: They're doing the thing.


Unknown_03: Yeah, so if I was a girl, I would be, like, really lengthy and thin, and I would have, like, shortcut hair, and I would have, like, the Jotome half-cut eyes, like in my anime.


Unknown_07: Oh my god.


Unknown_03: No, we're not doing this whole looking at thought bubble shit.


0:15:27
Unknown_03: Where am I going?


Unknown_03:  What am I doing?


Unknown_03: I've already lost the plot. Am I going to my room?


Unknown_03: Honestly, it just looks bugged. I really feel like the decision to make all the animations 12 frames per second was done after K-Pop Demon Hunters came out, and they just decided to copy that for no legitimate artistic purpose, and it just makes the game look fucking broken.


0:16:06
Unknown_03:  What the fuck am I doing again? Is that my mixtape?


Unknown_07: Wow, music. Music, television. Television on the music?


Unknown_03: It's not that they want it to look like stop motion. It doesn't look like stop motion at all. It looks bad. Sucked hard.


Unknown_07:  Portishead's debut album Dummy. A must-have. Cinematic, ambitious... Oh, it's over here.


0:16:39
Unknown_03: I see, and it has a yellow ring over the objectives. I gotcha. What's that stuff?


Unknown_07: A mixtape from Colin Brewst? No way, lover boy!


Unknown_07: Am I supposed to know who these people are?


Unknown_03: Are these, like, real names? I totally forgot about it. Put it on.


Unknown_07: No, it's not on today's playlist. Put it on.


Unknown_06: Put it on!


Unknown_07:  Oh, come on.


0:17:12
Unknown_03: We're doing this right.


Unknown_03: Someone had to program this. What are you doing with your life?


Unknown_07: This should do it.


Unknown_07:  My first kiss was with Colin Bruce. I didn't like Colin at all, but he was accessible, and honestly, I just wanted to get it out of the way. It was everything I hoped it wouldn't be. The mixtape he made me is entitled Music That Explains How You Make Me Feel, and the opening track is the 10-minute instrumental Odyssey Galaxy Interior by Alice Coltrane, released in 1971. Totally ruined it for me.


0:17:43
Unknown_03: Okay.


Unknown_03: Is this the kiss minigame someone warned me about in chat?


Unknown_03:  Ew!


Unknown_03: That's actually really funny.


0:18:33
Unknown_03:  That's actually really funny.


Unknown_05: That's enough.


Unknown_09: You could put it off, you know, going to New York.


Unknown_07: My cash is spent. The time is now.


Unknown_07:  See, I have a good sense of humor.


Unknown_03: Most other people, they don't have a good fucking sense of humor. I can't handle shit like this.


0:19:27
Unknown_07:  That's a 2000s song, isn't it?


Unknown_03: Oh god.


Unknown_03:  This is so stupid, dude.


Unknown_03: I don't know, it's just... It's really stupid, but it knows it's stupid, and it has you do stupid things.


0:20:12
Unknown_02: Can I continue to ride?


Unknown_03: Oh, yeah!


Unknown_03:  Uh...


Unknown_03:  I can finally make them go faster than 12 frames per second with button mashing.


Unknown_07: I love the cheeseburger. Cheeseburger.


0:21:19
Unknown_03:  yes i'm doing this this is what happens if you leave it alone but then you can press the keys and there's like no delay so you can just spam all three of the keys at once oh no it ate the tape slater you said it was it ate the tape oh no oh man okay well the entire car is dead


Unknown_05:  Back in business, baby!


Unknown_09: Slater! Slater, you fucking hog!


Unknown_09: Slater!


Unknown_03: The guy left two women alone on the road?


Unknown_03: What an asshole.


Unknown_07: I don't think he's coming back.


0:22:18
Unknown_07:  Yeah, left in California in the middle of a serial killer craze. I honestly don't know what the fuck is happening. It's just like a series of comedy events in between teleporting back to the room.


Unknown_03: Where's my event thing at?


Unknown_03:  Don't let me talk to these people.


Unknown_09: Where was Camille Cole's party last year? Her uncle's houseboat.


Unknown_03: And it sank.


Unknown_09: No way. A bit.


Unknown_06: Yeah, not all the way.


Unknown_09: Absolute blowout.


0:22:56
Unknown_08: Billy Idol was there. I think it was just a guy who looked like Billy Idol.


Unknown_03: If you ever make a game, this game is so much tolerable because it has the real music in it.  If you ever make a game, I am utterly convinced, and I would bet my fucking life on it, that having a really good soundtrack and OST to a game is one of the most important elements in the game. That's why everyone gushed over fucking Nier Automata, is because it had such an amazing soundtrack. One of the best soundtracks of all fucking time.


0:23:27
Unknown_03: It just makes everything...  It just sticks. It just makes the game more tolerable, and it makes the memories of the game stick in your long-term memory.


Unknown_03: You turned the music off? You're like a fucking autist. Oh, there it is. There's the thing.


Unknown_07: Remember this night? It was the first time you snuck out. There's more photos somewhere. Huh.


0:24:08
Unknown_03:  More photos somewhere am I supposed to find those I? Guess I've already found those ones are the other ones in this room There's photos over here It's like 830 in this photo Cass is wasted That's the thing with strict parents when their kids finally get out they go way too hard Is this true chat?  If you're strict about not letting your kids do shit, do they eventually become fucking retard trannies?


Unknown_07: There you are. Feeling no pain here.


0:24:50
Unknown_03: How do you prevent your children from becoming freaks?


Unknown_03: Has anyone figured this out yet? You just bludgeon them to death with the Bible every time they fuck up?


Unknown_07: Here's one. Yeah. Yeah.


Unknown_07:  This is where it all started to go wrong.


Unknown_03: We have to put it on the string.


0:25:24
Unknown_03: Nice.


Unknown_03:  She is a self-insert for the tranny writers, I'm pretty sure, the main character. That's why she looks so, like, tranny. Like, uh... What's the word?


Unknown_03: When you're not... You don't look male or female. There's, like, a word for that.


0:25:55
Unknown_03: Androgynous. That's a...


Unknown_05:  It's the film!


Unknown_06: I know! That's why I'm outside with you! Man, if her dad's out there... Is she dead? No, not yet.


Unknown_05: Wait here.


Unknown_05: Where are you going?


Unknown_05: Oh, right.


Unknown_07: What are we gonna do? What's demanded of us?


Unknown_07: This is Sensitive to Light by Rainbow, 1978.


0:26:31
Unknown_03:  Cops are right there, you're just gonna roll past them?


Unknown_05: Okay. Spin?


Unknown_03: Oh god, ah!


Unknown_03: Dude, this game is such wish fulfillment for like a tranny that never had a childhood and wants to be a girl.


Unknown_05:  This is a terrible idea! What are we doing? That looks you in the eye, dude! Don't blink! Oh, I just blinked, yeah!


0:27:05
Unknown_05: What if I just dunked off? Don't you dare leave me! I'm having fun. Whee! Whee!


Unknown_03:  oh my god it's like a helicopter they're coming for this part they're under arrest step out of the cart


0:27:59
Unknown_03:  They've got like five stars wanted in GTA right now. Like the whole police force. They're going to start rolling the tanks out after them.


Unknown_03:  You'll never catch us, coppers. I'm spinning.


0:28:33
Unknown_03: God.


Unknown_03: Here we go. Spin to win, baby. Spin to win.


Unknown_03: Your drunk friends are gonna drown.


0:29:12
Unknown_03:  She's not sober enough to swim. She's gonna die. You know, I'm not usually one to say this, because it's a trite...


Unknown_03:  observation, but this game would probably be much funnier if you're really stoned and on HRT.


0:29:48
Unknown_06: At least, that's how I remember it.


Unknown_03: Don't lie, Josh, you were running from the Florida cops a lot as a teen. I was not.


Unknown_07: Cops didn't start showing up at my door until I was in my 20s.


Unknown_09: Because you're ditching us to go to New York.


Unknown_03:  This really is just like a sequence, like adjoined sequences of random shit in between coming back to this fucking room. Oh, because they're like going through all the memories of their photos, okay.


0:30:49
Unknown_08:  I don't think I've ever seen you without headphones on. It's stupid. It's not stupid. I'm just... Are they going to les...


Unknown_03: They're totally going to les. This game's too fucking gay to have lesbians in it.


Unknown_08: I get the panic. What's the panic?


Unknown_07: Like, time feels like it's drifting by. I feel like I'm wasting something.


Unknown_08: So you try and block it out?


Unknown_07:  It's not like that.


Unknown_07: Sometimes, I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be feeling. Some days, I feel nothing at all.


0:31:22
Unknown_07: But you pick the right song, it holds you in the moment, gives it meaning, because the music's going somewhere, and you're going with it. I am a music enjoyer, and even to me, that's really good. You know, as a gift.


Unknown_03:  My favorite songs are all attached to some kind of memory. There's a song called Zydrate Anatomy.


Unknown_03: It's some opera show. I've never watched the actual opera. It's from a movie or something. But Zydrate Anatomy is a really, really good song. It's really funny.


Unknown_03: And I listened to this song over and over again when I lived with my friend in his mom's trailer.  And we were playing Old School RuneScape together, because I think it had just come out at the time. They rebooted OSRS. And I remember I was farming Herblore ingredients from Chaos Druids. So anytime Zydrate Anatomy comes on, I'm taken back to this exact moment where me and my friend are smoking weed, and I'm killing Chaos Druids for Renar weed.


0:32:06
Unknown_03: Music to me, I have such an eclectic taste, because I very strongly associate  Specific memories with specific songs on it.


0:32:41
Unknown_09: Thank you You know how to jet to what I Never can I've never I've gone to casinos and gambled but gambling is not fun to me because I


Unknown_03:  my head keeps track of how much I'm losing. And it's like, I don't like to lose. It's not fun to lose. So I just, I don't enjoy it.


Unknown_08: We got supplies for tonight. I got deodorant. I clear mouthwash.


Unknown_06: I got some rolling papers.


Unknown_03: True. Smoking that Renar weed. That's a joke that Thomas would make.


Unknown_06: Spin it up and down.


Unknown_09: Oh, like an actual yo-yo. I thought it was code.


0:33:30
Unknown_03:  What am I doing now?


Unknown_03: Help me. Oh, there it is.


Unknown_07: This is our graduation road trip. Er, it was. We've been planning it since we met Cassandra freshman year. From Blue Moon Lagoon to the Sea Glass Museum, a bunch of other crappy places, down through West Hollywood to check out the Vinyl Countdown in Hot Rocks, finishing outside Cassandra's college for orientation.


Unknown_07:  The only place in California I'd ever want to visit is the big trees up north.


Unknown_03: This has been the cause of much friction.


0:34:14
Unknown_03: Wait, what bottle is that? Is that, um... It's like Tennessee whiskey, right?


Unknown_07: What's it called? Dude, I just bought a plane ticket. I'm broke as shit.


Unknown_03:  weak camille cole's in the new jack jack daniels that's a matter and everything jack daniel sucks true when were you talking to the camille cole the worst alcohol i've ever had was jim bean i don't know how the people drink that that's awful three years above us yeah my sister's here camille cole told me your sister's freaking wild we should rate her room for booze maybe she's way cooler than you she'll have booze


0:35:02
Unknown_03:  Oh yeah, the Spider-Verse also had these weird pseudo-claymation low frame rates. I've never seen that movie, though. I've heard it was very good.


Unknown_03: Am I supposed to follow them?


Unknown_03: Do they still let you drive through the tree in the Redwood Forest, or is that gone now?


Unknown_03: I want to drive through the tree.


Unknown_06: It's weird being in your sister's room.


Unknown_07:  I know.


Unknown_07: I never come in here.


0:35:37
Unknown_03: Sisters seem to have normal interests, like going outside to the... I like this linen. That's very nautical. If I had a beach house, I would have linen like this.


Unknown_07: It's locked.


Unknown_07:  I know why you are here. I'm locked. The key is closed.


Unknown_03: Yeah, low frame rate in the game. Like I said, on the main menu, I just feel like there's something wrong. But when I open the menu and I click stuff, it's very obviously 240. So it trips you up.


0:36:12
Unknown_07: Oh, God. Jenny fucking Goodspeed is in this photo. She haunts me.


Unknown_07: What's your problem with Jenny?


Unknown_03: Oh, God. We're going to find out.


Unknown_09:  No, no way. I did it last time.


Unknown_07: I look like a child. I can't hand over money with these little hands. Slater, you do it. You're the one with the mustache.


Unknown_06: Fine. Yeah, I will try and make the grandest slushie ever.


0:36:53
Unknown_07:  As will I. I got a few recipes. Watch and learn.


Unknown_03: Oh, I get to change the flavor here? Okay. Okay, I got cola. Oh my god, I have so many options. Orange drink, lime drink, lemon drink, grape drink, cola, cherry, bubblegum, blue crush. Pfft.


Unknown_03:  This is tough. This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make. They don't have like a vanilla though.


0:37:29
Unknown_03: You know what? Let's go with the Florida classic.


Unknown_03: The echo reverb. With the orange.


Unknown_05: Electric orange.


Unknown_03: Yeah.


Unknown_03: We're gonna make the orange cola chat.


Unknown_03: More cola.


Unknown_07: A little more cola. Yeah.


Unknown_03: Yeah.


Unknown_03:  A little bit more orange.


Unknown_07: Gotta have more orange.


Unknown_03: Yeah.


Unknown_07: This one's cyborg froth.


0:38:00
Unknown_03: There's like a different animation depending on your... Look, it shows the stratification. That's crazy. That's such a crazy attention to deal for this bullshit. Oh, I have to switch it up now so I can see the different animations.


Unknown_03: Oh, shit.


Unknown_03: Where's this fucking nerd one?


Unknown_03:  Um, bubblegum cherry?


Unknown_03: Well, now I have to stratify it even more.


Unknown_05: Are we too hard on Cassandra?


Unknown_07: Nah, she can take it.


0:38:36
Unknown_07: Cherry berry cherry.


Unknown_06: Let's add a third one.


Unknown_03: What could I add? Bubblegum cherry.


Unknown_03: I want grape drink. How about the blue crush? Top it off with that shot.


Unknown_06:  This one's Space Serpent Milk Mash. Oh, no, it's not.


Unknown_03: I thought the black and orange, I thought that was actually, like, such a... It was just a coincidence that it was Cola Orange that matched. What are you doing?


0:39:08
Unknown_06: Oh, hey, Jenny, we're... I thought it was going to be really cool.


Unknown_03: I got felted. Yeah, I did. It's like sport.


Unknown_07:  That is relatable.


0:39:42
Unknown_03:  You try to talk to some fucking normie about the soundtrack of something and they just hit you with that fluoride stare.


Unknown_03: You're like, oh, fuck.


Unknown_09: That's so cool. Hey, Jenny.


Unknown_09: Cassandra. Your bangs are hot. Oh, my God. Thank you. Are you going to come with us to Mickey's? I'll try and convince my dad. It's a maybe. Be there.


Unknown_03:  I was told that this was gonna be like the worst game ever and it's just very stupid and it's like there's obvious like annoying things about it but it's just so stupid and doesn't take itself seriously that like Life is Strange does. It's like how the fuck could I possibly be angry? Why do I hate Jenny fucking Goodspeed?


0:40:21
Unknown_07: I got my reasons.


Unknown_05: There's an anti-music void.


Unknown_03: Fluoride void.


Unknown_07: Do we deem this a cool arrival time?


Unknown_06: Sounds cool.


Unknown_09:  Yeah, unless you bail on us just before we leave. I'm not above hoofing you out the window. Try it.


Unknown_03: What am I looking for now? I need more indicators. Help me. Let's see.


0:41:05
Unknown_07:  A concert ticket.


Unknown_07: I wonder who is playing.


Unknown_07: Must be in here somewhere. What am I looking for?


Unknown_03: Word perfect this too. Is this your birth control? Fucking hoe. Slooting it up.


0:41:37
Unknown_03:  Is there a matchbox in here? Can I ignite this matchbox?


Unknown_07: Found it.


Unknown_07: Oh, crashing waves at the coliseum. What a show.


Unknown_07:  Damn, I wish we could have gone.


Unknown_09: We did go. I didn't go.


Unknown_06: Yeah, we went with Rockford's sister. Big Rockford.


0:42:09
Unknown_03: That guy did look like a white Kanye West.


Unknown_09: He tried to give me shit for that. Oh, you know, just hung out at the mall a lot.


Unknown_05:  I've got like eight bucks left. No, I got it. I got it.


Unknown_03: Are these two related?


Unknown_03: Let's get real. They don't look related, but they kind of look related.


0:42:40
Unknown_07: Great composition.


Unknown_03: Oh, I have to do it again? Okay.


Unknown_06:  Do you envision anything when you're posing like a mood or tone?


0:43:17
Unknown_07: No.


Unknown_06: Yeah, me neither.


Unknown_07: They'll use that photo when you go missing, Slater.


Unknown_05: Can the camera handle the kind of sauce I'm putting out here?


Unknown_03: What am I supposed to do with these positions?  Oh, like...


Unknown_05: I think I blinked. This is very stupid.


0:43:54
Unknown_07: That one's gonna be bad.


Unknown_06:  Nice. What song would be the soundtrack of tonight?


Unknown_07: Wichita Toe by Harper's Bazaar, released in 1969. Yeah, that's pretty sweet.


Unknown_06: Wichita Toe, Kimurao, Waraniko, Waraniko, Ene, Ene, Noah.


Unknown_03: They have to be related or something. What the fuck, they've been friends their entire life. Waraniko, Ene, Ene, Noah.


0:44:26
Unknown_05:  Art school? No. I don't have an artistic mind at all. I'm like mentally stunted when it comes to art.  Yeah. We didn't get out too much. They looked like they would be related to XQC.


0:45:08
Unknown_07: That is true. That is an accurate assessment.  Thank you.


0:45:39
Unknown_03:  What are the seashells for? I think they're preparing to go on their road trip. I'm not sure what else.


0:46:12
Unknown_03:  This whole staring at montages of photos that are like in a completely different art style is very Life is Strange.


0:46:48
Unknown_00: Stacy, if you're reading this, it means you're rifling through my closet for booze. It's true.


Unknown_00: I knew this day would come.


Unknown_05: I saw it in a dream.


Unknown_00: And so I have placed this letter here for future Stacy to tell her this.


Unknown_00:  Your time in Blue Moon Lagoon will not last forever. Life changes quickly. Leave nothing unsaid.


Unknown_00: I'll call you from New York. I love you and you're going to be fine.


Unknown_00: Kisses, kitten. P.S. For booze, check attached photo.


Unknown_00:  Whoa. Look at that stash.


0:47:23
Unknown_09: Where is it? The Ritz? Yeah.


Unknown_07: It's a clue, I guess.


Unknown_09: We've been to the Ritz a thousand times. There's nothing there. Obviously it's hidden.


Unknown_07: She must have left more clues.


Unknown_06: Another mystery from Debbie Rockford. It's like when she gave us the map.


Unknown_07: Yeah, the map.


Unknown_06: Wow.


Unknown_07: How long ago was that? Three years ago. The day she left.


0:47:56
Unknown_03:  And I'm tasked with finding her alcohol stash?


Unknown_09: I've got a ways to go.


Unknown_09: Where did she leave the map?


Unknown_07: On my desk.


Unknown_06: You sure your sister left it?


Unknown_07: I mean, the morning she leaves for college, the map appears.


Unknown_03:  The animations are such a terrible design choice. What do you think it leads to? Booze?


Unknown_07: It feels a bit elaborate to just leave me booze.


0:48:30
Unknown_07: Porn?


Unknown_07: Ew. Why would she leave me porn?


Unknown_06: Well, there's a porn stash in a bush now past left field at the Belmont Diamond.


Unknown_08: And you've seen it?


Unknown_06: Yeah. It's of a... horror quality.


Unknown_09:  And what? You all just sit around looking at it with your boner sticking out?


Unknown_06: It's not like that. It's a rite of passage, a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of suburban America.


Unknown_07: Gross.


Unknown_03: Realistic depiction of Floyd reactions to hearing their male friend is jerking off at their friend. Yeah.


0:49:03
Unknown_06: I'm not made for this Rocky Mountain high shit. I'm a docile, lowlands creature.


Unknown_09:  I don't fucking know. Be on my way.


0:49:36
Unknown_03:  One time I found a bunch of weird porn in the forest. It was kind of scary. It was probably a serial killer. There's like a body nearby, I think.


Unknown_09: I want to investigate.


Unknown_09: You ever think about buying a motorcycle and just...


Unknown_09:  Going wherever the road takes you?


Unknown_09: I hate motorcycles.


0:50:10
Unknown_08: Sure, but like, a car or whatever?


Unknown_07: No, I don't think you understand my stance on bikes. I want to make this clear.


Unknown_06: Tell me all about it.


Unknown_07: It's not just that motorcycles aren't for me, okay? Bikes suck on a philosophical level. The loud ones, anyway. Why? Bikes are hot.


Unknown_07:  No, they're not. They're lame. It's all about the privilege of loudness. Nobody knew what the word privilege was in the 1990s. Loudness is earned. You're a singer on stage or a politician or someone. There's a situational awareness to loudness. This is definitely a diatribe by the main tranny who's really into music and has like an acoustic sensitivity due to their autism. Because loudness is a rare and precious commodity.


0:50:44
Unknown_07:  Right?


Unknown_06: Right.


Unknown_07: Not everyone gets to be loud. You gotta earn it. But motorcycles, they buy loudness. And thus, they suck.


Unknown_07: Wow.


Unknown_09: Okay.


0:51:18
Unknown_09: But, you know, a road trip would be awesome. Just us three.


Unknown_06: I'm down.


Unknown_09: We could go wherever we wanted.


Unknown_07: I'm there.


Unknown_03:  imagine living here and being like bro we could like drive like a bike down to like la we could like escape this hell and monotony and we could like drive to like new york unfortunately i can't spin pressing q and e at this point


0:52:19
Unknown_03:  Watch, when I get into the field, I'm gonna be like surprise attacked by slime, then it's gonna turn into like a JRPG, turn-based combat system.


Unknown_09: What a summer, huh? It's gonna last a thousand years.


Unknown_07: I think we're supposed to go all the way to the far side of the fields.


Unknown_06: Well, should we float out there? Start a new life?


Unknown_09: Let's waste an afternoon.


Unknown_09: It's never a waste.


0:53:07
Unknown_03:  Watch out for the slimes, you can't see them until they attack.


Unknown_03:  Wheeee!


Unknown_03: This is what it was like to be white in the 1980s. You'll never experience this again and never will your children.


0:53:42
Unknown_03: This field is now a dumping ground for Indian families.


Unknown_03:  Weeee Being an ethnic majority in my own home. Weeee Representation in the government.


Unknown_03: It's true, this is what Uncle Ted wanted for all of us. And we'll never get it.


0:54:17
Unknown_03: Don't get your jeans wet. Ah, I hate having wet jeans. It's the worst.


Unknown_03:  Can I crash into this waterfall? No, he doesn't want me to.


0:54:52
Unknown_03: Woohoo, Bretton Woods hasn't ended yet.


Unknown_03:  There is no purpose to this. I'm just floating through the world.


Unknown_03: Yo, yeah. Hey guys, we should take a road trip to New York City and go to the top of the World Trade Centers, which are currently standing and represent American hegemony in economy and finance.


0:55:53
Unknown_03:  Into the big ass field.


Unknown_03: You know what this sequence is missing? A moose. There should be a moose that runs across the screen in the field.


Unknown_03: How the fuck? Hey! It glitched out. She's running in the opposite direction. Where you going, bish?


Unknown_03: Where's my fucking moose at?


Unknown_03:  Believe it or not, Josh, the field turned into Skid Row. Also, PPP wants to watch the Klossy show. If he wants to watch four and a half hours of the American Amazing Digital Circus, that would be fun. We should do like a locals only stream of just us watching the entire four and a half hours of that show. This could be our kingdom.


0:56:26
Unknown_07: We could get fucked up here.


Unknown_07: I can't believe she never told me about this.


Unknown_07: Maybe she thought I'd squeal.


Unknown_06: You've got to throw a party.


Unknown_07:  no we can't tell anyone why not as soon as one loser talks that's it yeah we're gonna do i'm up for that if he wants to do classy on stream we can do that what is coolness if not exclusivity dress up as the characters which one of us is the jester girl what's my who's ppp gonna be totally do we both have to dress up as the jester girl


0:57:34
Unknown_07:  It's time Say adios to my house, amigos I don't know any other character besides the gestured girl None of them will stick out in memory


Unknown_06:  goodbye stacy's room rockford the main character the blonde girl


Unknown_03:  She is definitely, as I've said before, she's definitely supposed to be like a self-insert for like a tranny that made this game.


0:58:19
Unknown_07: She's very androgynous.


Unknown_03: Her walk animation is like more male than the other girls, but she's voiced by like a real woman.


Unknown_07: So she's like a total self-insert. I remember it well.


Unknown_03:  No, they're planning a road trip down to, like, L.A. from Northern California. They're, like, in the... Like, in Sacramento. Not Sacramento, but way up... Way up there on the Oregon border.


0:58:52
Unknown_09: Well, not Reagan!


Unknown_07:  that makes you want to hang out with us is that right i've decided to disappoint my parents dope this year i want to write a flaming stallion of delinquency yes what's your name again hey go eat a dick you're in oncoming traffic lady cassandra shows great promise


0:59:42
Unknown_03:  I like how even though they're, like, teen delinquents, they're not actually doing... Oh, I fucked up bad. I hit that tree. They're not really doing anything bad. This is like a very... It's a much more honest depiction of, like, teen rebellion than, like, a lot of the tropes are.


Unknown_06: I never plan my swims. They're all spontaneous.


Unknown_08: Does a beach party imply swimming? I think it's a constant threat.


1:00:19
Unknown_03:  Just I wait, there's gonna be a- are they gonna kill somebody?


Unknown_03: They're gonna kill a black person. It's gonna start like the Rodney King riots or whatever.


Unknown_03: Ah, that's bullshit! I cleared it again! This game is punishing me for being too fucking good!


Unknown_03: I think I can- I bet you I can go over this hood.


1:01:13
Unknown_03:  What? I ducked under the story. Let me duck!


Unknown_05: Yeah!


Unknown_03: Fuck you. Oh, I had to force me back down to earth. I was stunting too fucking hard.


Unknown_03: That's like a hundred dollars worth of paint you just fucking knocked over, you stupid bitch.


1:01:51
Unknown_03:  Paint was cheap in the 90s? Say it ain't so. The world can't be that much better.


Unknown_08: That's right, back when paint was made with lead, as God intended.


Unknown_03: Lead and asbestos were given to us, put on the fucking planet by God. And we've dishonored God through synthetics.


Unknown_06:  You know, I got a good feeling about tonight. It's gonna wail.


Unknown_07: I trust your vibrations.


Unknown_06: I do have a certain aura about me, don't I?


1:02:45
Unknown_07:  We're now crossing Little Mill Creek, perfectly timed to coincide with Deep Space Scan by Curtis Dunn, who released one incredible album, then disappeared into the ocean. We listened to Deep Space a lot when we first started hanging out and wasting time. Not far from here.


Unknown_07: Hmm.


Unknown_06:  What was the best film of the 80s?


Unknown_09: Blue Velvet.


Unknown_06: Nope, not for me.


Unknown_09: Gross. You're just saying that because you want to be alternative. I'm artsy.


1:03:23
Unknown_07: I'm bohemian.


Unknown_03: I've never seen Blue Velvet.


Unknown_07: Not as good as Alien. Brazil? Haven't seen it. Haven't seen it.


Unknown_09: Pee-wee's Big Adventure?


Unknown_06: Yeah, I fucking love that movie.


Unknown_09:  Great film. Dope film. I want to be like Pee Wee Herman. Sexually deviant? No, like that scene at the end where he's crashing through all those different sets and situations and stuff. That's what I want when I get out of this place. What? I want to try every flavor. I can't throw it at the beehive. Find out what turns me on, you know? Sounds like sexual deviant.


1:03:55
Unknown_07: What are you going to do?  look i'd like to fuck around and lick all the ice creams but i have a singular gift a cause no achievo responsibility you mean making mixtapes i mean pairing the perfect song for the corresponding moment how does that play out in the real world i mean


1:04:28
Unknown_07:  How does it play out? Well, I get hired by Violent Sound, become Bella Del Tone's prodigy. She makes the best soundtrack. She's done every film I've ever loved. I amass the largest private collection of records and tapes in the continental United States, move back west, Hollywood, probably, score the great films of the next five decades. Then, when I die, my record collection is donated to the peoples of California.


Unknown_06: Peoples? Will you ever come to the lagoon?


Unknown_07: I shall deny I ever lived here.


1:05:01
Unknown_07:  I'm gonna rent till I'm dead, baby.


Unknown_06: Rent till I'm dead. No, I should never have told you about the album.


Unknown_07: It would be... She would make fun of you.


Unknown_03: She would say your music's bad.


1:05:42
Unknown_07:  Cassandra's dad is quite literally a narc, and her mom worse. They don't let her watch music videos. I mean, she got into college. What more do they want?


Unknown_07:  What these narcs don't seem to realize is that an overbearing parental style breeds rebellion. This next track is State of the Heart by Australian band Mondo Rock, released in 1980. It matches the drapes. Oh, God.


Unknown_03: They didn't, like, fuck up her room.


1:06:31
Unknown_09:  It is creepy. Fuck!


1:07:13
Unknown_03:  Oh, that was a shitty hit.


Unknown_09: God, this is so fucking hard! Fuck you! Oh, the aim is much easier for this one. Holy shit!


1:07:45
Unknown_07:  This is The Touch by Stan Bush. Originally released in 1986 on the Transformers animated movie soundtrack. It's the cheese. The stuffed crust. The cheese, you say? This is my only sporting memory, and it feels totally appropriate.


Unknown_03: I did not know that this was from a Transformers movie. After all is said and done, you never want to give up.


Unknown_03:  He's playing real baseball too.


1:08:20
Unknown_05: That ball is gone.


Unknown_03: Fucking primed. I'm going to smash that fucking...


Unknown_03:  Oh no, I missed! I was too distracted by the Jets.


1:09:03
Unknown_09: Why the hell are you quitting softball?


Unknown_09: I guess this is my dad's plan, not mine. I've got the road trip, but I have no idea what I'm into, you know?


Unknown_09:  And that kind of scares me. But you're so good at it. I feel like I'm running out of time. To do what?


Unknown_03: Yeah, it does feel like that when you're 16.


Unknown_09: You know everything about it. It defines you. It makes me like you. People who have passions are hot, you know?


1:09:37
Unknown_09: I'm just a series of... That's true.


Unknown_03: People who are heavily interested in stuff are more interesting than people who are not. So, you're gonna burn it all down.


Unknown_03: Yep.


Unknown_03:  Fuck you! Or do they do that for real?


Unknown_07: Let's get out of here!


Unknown_09: I'm gonna make sure people find out it was me.


Unknown_03: All the lights have to die now.


1:10:24
Unknown_07:  When I was a teenager, I hated every single thing my mom tried to get me to do.


Unknown_03: I played like so many different sports and shit, and I just hated all of them. Detention? Moral lapse in judgment.


Unknown_03:  I should get detention by sneaking out from our own house.


Unknown_07: Whose house?


1:10:59
Unknown_07: Principal Rose.


Unknown_03: Are you nuts?


Unknown_07: He gave Slater's whole class detention. Collective punishment. He deserves it.


Unknown_07:  Didn't he already catch you TPing his house? We've never TPed his house.


Unknown_06: We begged his house.


Unknown_09: And he caught you. He said he'd expel you next time. He may suspect it was me, but he'll never know. You in or out?


Unknown_09: I gotta teach you two how to throw. I'm in.


Unknown_03: Zebra crossing by the eye gals? Some of these songs don't sound real. Let's get some nice, even distribution. Hell yeah!


1:11:31
Unknown_07: Okay.


Unknown_03:  Gotta get that shit in the trees. It never comes out.


Unknown_05: Get those trees.


Unknown_03: Fuck them.


Unknown_03: It's back when America was great and we had cheap toilet paper as well.


Unknown_05: Can I get it over the chimney?


1:12:10
Unknown_03: I think I can get stuck on the chimney. You guys, fuck this up.


Unknown_03:  Oh no, he does go over the chimney.


Unknown_03: You guys just TP'd this one tree, like, infinitely.


Unknown_03: Skedaddle.


Unknown_02: Stacy! Stacy Rockhard!


1:12:42
Unknown_05:  You think I cannot see you, Miss Rockford?


Unknown_02: But I do. Your hands may not be visible on this twin-ply tissue, but they are here. They hang on every branch. They soil every corner of my sanctum.


Unknown_05: I'm gonna run. No way. He'll see you.


Unknown_02: You are expelled, Stacy Rockford. No more hiding. No more games. The expulsion is final. Irrevocable. You will leave my school and you will not return.


1:13:14
Unknown_05:  I did it and I'm gonna do it again!


Unknown_03: Me when I'm accused of turning people into a bone chair. Did Stacy Rockford put you up to this?


Unknown_08: No idea who you're talking about.


Unknown_06: She's amazing.


Unknown_08: I know, right?


Unknown_06: Come inside.


Unknown_10: We'll call your father.


1:13:55
Unknown_09:  We should plan a trip. Travel together. If Rockford doesn't bail. Oh, come on.


Unknown_06: Where would we go?


Unknown_09: Where would you want to go?


Unknown_03:  The guy that they hired to do the voice acting hiring, they had an opportunity to do anything with the principal, so they made it this very over-the-top cartoon voice. Whereas in Life is Strange, it would just be another mushroom going, oh my god, you can't do that to people's houses. That's so hella not cool.


1:14:28
Unknown_07: Jenny fucking Goodspeed.


Unknown_03: That bitch. Fuck her.


Unknown_03:  Why does she have a Trisha Paytas room? That's a really good question.


Unknown_09: Hello, girlfriend.


Unknown_03: This was Trisha Paytas before the accident.


Unknown_09: Rockford, what's up?


Unknown_07: I'm bored. I'm too young to be this bored. You want to get blackout drunk in a field?


Unknown_09: I can't. Doesn't have to be a field. Could be a ditch. I just feel like I'm going to barf. I'm going to stay home.


1:15:03
Unknown_09: What are you going to do?


Unknown_09:  Stay home, too, I guess.


Unknown_07: I hope you feel better.


Unknown_09: Bye.


Unknown_03: Shoes on the bed? ...  Mmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


1:15:40
Unknown_07:  She's T-posing.


1:16:30
Unknown_05:  Well, I've been staring at the rain and I've been thinking Ever since the train left Montreal Thought I'd always love this life I'm living


Unknown_03:  Awesome. I'm going to try to open the door. Bam! Get out of here, pigeons.


Unknown_05: Oh, boy.


1:17:31
Unknown_05:  Bit to the pig. I'll be heading for an old familiar station Hoping you still love me


1:18:14
Unknown_05:  She's gonna like fly through her bedroom window.


Unknown_03: That's what it's leading up to.


Unknown_05:  This is a really good song.


1:18:55
Unknown_03: This game was 10 gigabytes, and I think that half of it was like flax for these songs. I miss you, babe.


Unknown_08:  How's Jenny fucking get speed?


Unknown_09: She's good. She's gonna be at the party tonight. Fantastic. Jenny likes you. She called me a fat lesbian when junior high. My dad always says being a teenager is all carefree and shit. It doesn't feel that way. Everything feels huge. Everything's heavy. Everything's the end of the world.


1:19:32
Unknown_09:  You know? You have no point.


Unknown_03: When did Cassandra become so pale? Maybe it just gets worse.


Unknown_09: Awesome.


Unknown_03: It's true. It does get worse.


1:20:09
Unknown_07:  Your dad made you sign this? Yeah.


Unknown_09: After we got busted. I am sick.


Unknown_04: Sick to my stomach. I can never show my face again. She would've been in that bar all night if Tommy Brewer hadn't called me. After everything we've sacrificed.


Unknown_05: I'd tear my heart out for that girl.


Unknown_04: You know that effort. The pain to fit in in that precinct. To try and belong.


Unknown_04:  God, if they found out about this... It's her friends. They're criminals. She has a mind of her own. As soon as school finishes, she's here. That's curfew. Two months.


1:20:41
Unknown_04: If she ruins this, if she drops out of college, she is not coming back here.


Unknown_07: Just... leave it there. Oh, sure.


Unknown_09:  What's our options if there's no stash at the Ritz? It'll be there. But what if it's not? What if a possum shat in the DeBornolini's premium Pinot Grigio? I don't think she's Asian.


1:21:14
Unknown_03: She's like Italian or some shit. We could just hang out at the front of Dan's and wait for someone cool to buy us booth.


Unknown_06: You know, that's always plan C. It's also a crime.


Unknown_03:  Dude, they're teenagers. They don't have real issues yet, ideally. I can't believe I dated that guy.


Unknown_07: He got to second base.


1:21:47
Unknown_07: Yeah, he's a garbage dump. Why does this keep happening to me? All these kids are messed up.


Unknown_07: You kind of validate them. What does that mean?  I don't know, people are shit. And you make people feel like... like they're interesting, you know?


Unknown_07: When I met you, I thought I was just... elevator music.  Worthless. I was in the deep suck, but you looked at me and Slater like we were cool. Like we were the Ramones, you know?


1:22:25
Unknown_07: People are so preoccupied with their own self-loathing, they'll kill for a little ray of sunshine.


Unknown_07: Everyone's terrified they'll need to make some great change to be awesome.


Unknown_03:  I was told that this game was gay.


Unknown_03: But it's been very asexual so far. I don't know if that's changing.


Unknown_03: There might be homosexual activity on screenshots.


1:23:14
Unknown_07:  You got your eye on anyone tonight, Cass?


Unknown_09: Uh, you know, any college boy will do. Maybe Mark Rivera.


Unknown_05: What a ho.


Unknown_09: What's he listen to? Just alt stuff, I think. Pearl Jam, Green Day. He's a meathead. Use him and lose him. So cold, Stacey.


Unknown_07: Tells me everything I need to know.


Unknown_07: What's up?


Unknown_06: The Midi Master. It died in my arms. It's a tragedy.


Unknown_07: I'll swap out the batteries.


Unknown_03:  Oh, battery swapping minigame. Here we fucking go.


1:23:46
Unknown_03: Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I will levitate this.


Unknown_03: Fuck, can I knock this shit over? Is that a USB?


Unknown_03: That is... If that's a USB port...


Unknown_03: Uh, buddy...  That is the wrong time period.


1:24:27
Unknown_07: Okay.


Unknown_03: My immersion is ruined. Everything was perfect up until now. Now there's a fucking USB-A. Get it out of my fucking sight.


Unknown_07: Got it.


Unknown_07:  The dino park photos are still on here.


Unknown_06: Yeah, I mean, I've no way of getting them off.


Unknown_07: This was one of our greatest hits.


Unknown_07: Do you remember what we said that night?


1:25:05
Unknown_03: He had no batteries to begin with, that's right. He was retarded.


Unknown_03:  The kid with the pencil mustache is just like... I can't tell if he's just like a really close friend of the main character or related to her in some way.


Unknown_09: I think they're just friends. Five or six years ago now. Shit. I remember coming here.  Think anyone's around, like, guarding the place? Brenton Cole and his brothers got in and said there's a guard, but he just sits in a booth watching hockey replay. Super wasted. That's some bullshit.


1:25:38
Unknown_07: There's no one here.


Unknown_03: That's the life.


Unknown_07: Then why are the lights on? Because it's cheaper than paying a guard.


1:26:12
Unknown_03:  You know, sometimes a guy can have a friend that's a girl, especially when they're teenagers.


Unknown_07: What is this? Is this a thing?


Unknown_09: Do they have really shitty cameras like this?


Unknown_07: There's like, I can count the 256 sensors on this fucking camera. Too dark.


Unknown_07:  I don't think I got everything.


1:26:50
Unknown_03: What am I trying to get?


Unknown_05: Let's go!


Unknown_07: Gotta get the lights on. I don't understand what I'm doing.


Unknown_09: It's too dark to take pictures. We need pictures. This is a great adventure. It should be documented.


Unknown_07: Yeah, maybe we could get the power on.


Unknown_06:  I remember this thing being like 20 stories tall.


1:27:29
Unknown_03: I can't see shit. Is there like a flashlight?


Unknown_09:  Oh, there it is. Okay, there's a cable I was supposed to follow.


1:28:16
Unknown_07:  This is the Drunk Flamingo by Abrahams and Mole, who usually wrote jingles for commercials. Lucky for us, they also made this tight little number for a magical evening.


Unknown_07: I had never heard it before tonight.


Unknown_06: The speakers are totally still working.


Unknown_06: Yo, we're posing. Take the photo.


Unknown_05:  She's going through her memories and she talks about a song she's talking about the first time she heard it.


1:29:11
Unknown_03:  That's why it's so episodic and there's not any narrative connecting them. It's just sort of like, this is my mixtape and every song on my mixtape is related to this memory. And that's sort of the progression of the game.


Unknown_07: It's the longnecks!


Unknown_09: Imagine being swallowed by a brontosaurus. You'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa!


Unknown_07: When's it gonna end?


Unknown_03:  Why is Cassandra into a vore?


Unknown_07: Oh, I have to press the button.


1:29:47
Unknown_06: Okay. As if anyone could see it.


Unknown_06:  Man, it's so shitty. Fucked it up.


1:30:34
Unknown_03:  Oh my God, they're just like rummaging through all the rides.


Unknown_09: This is literally the best day of my life.


Unknown_05: Fuck off.


Unknown_03: Did he try to put his arm around her? That's why she said that. Did you see that kid get punched at Jody's party?


Unknown_06: Yeah, Jamie D. I know him.


Unknown_08: What happened? He spilled beer on Mike Heisler. One of his little goons sucker punched him.


Unknown_03:  i can't take pictures of this anyway mike heisler he's an anomaly like he's cool but not in a traditional way is he though yeah he gets good grades he's super smart kind of hot in an ugga way but he parties hard people worship him here's the mama look at its melons it's not a petrosaurus that's a petrodactyl let's say uh  What's a coddle?


1:31:35
Unknown_09: Last time I saw him at a party, he was surrounded by a crowd, and he was trying to swallow a hammer. What? How? Like, the small end first. Kind of deep-throating it and gagging. Ew. And that's hot? It's hot that he doesn't give a fuck. No, that's not hot.


Unknown_03: You've got issues.


Unknown_09: People want that. They just don't want to be afraid.


Unknown_06:  In the land of fear, only the man who swallows hammers is free. The guide has encountered an error.


1:32:07
Unknown_03: Please disembark and point the lights to your nearest exit.


Unknown_08: Boo! You think it's safe?


Unknown_07: Oh yeah. This whole place is up to code.


Unknown_07: I think we can get through here. Or get trapped.


Unknown_08: Either way, we're advancing.


1:32:39
Unknown_03:  This looks like where he would go, right?


Unknown_03: I'm being informed that the lead developer of this game has like the same kind of look as the main girl, but he's like a dude.


Unknown_03:  He's got like really big hands, but the same kind of haircut, like the dyed blonde shortcut shoulder length. It's like if you just took him and then ran him through AI and was like, make this like a woman, like you might get something like this character.


1:33:14
Unknown_05: Wow.


Unknown_05: Check this out. I want to walk around like a giant monster.


Unknown_03: There's a photo of him with the producer and they're sitting next to baby Yoda, like a giant baby Yoda plushie.


Unknown_03: Haiju mode.


Unknown_03:  This is very dumb.


Unknown_03: What is this song? This is very familiar. I mean, the sound design for this is really cool. The way it fades out, and it becomes like the player, but when you zoom in, it's like...


1:33:51
Unknown_03: There's so much wasted production value in this game.


Unknown_03:  That's funny.


Unknown_03: Can I climb the volcano? Hell yeah, I can.


Unknown_03: Roar!


Unknown_03: I can't do it inside the volcano. Fuck yous! That's very funny.


1:34:36
Unknown_07:  I read this thing that says we're all equally afraid. We just live according to where we see death.


Unknown_03: That sounds cringe and retarded. And where do we see death?


Unknown_07: Well, jet pilots, cave divers, people who do wheelies, etc. They see death behind them. They're trying to outrun death.


Unknown_06: Sick, that's me.


Unknown_07: But people who stay inside and avoid the danger and parties and people, they see death in front of them. They don't want to walk out to meet it.


Unknown_08:  whoa where do you see death death josh playing shit games again there's my hot dog man there is no hot hot dog man in this i think there was a hot dog at some point but thank you yeah i don't know this one has subverted my expectations it's very stupid but at the same time it's like there's enough like funny about it where it's like i'm not angry playing


1:35:32
Unknown_09:  Nice pick. Undeniable evidence. Undeniable evidence of awesome crime.


Unknown_05: How do you define awesome crime?


Unknown_09: Crime. But I'm doing it.


Unknown_03: Am I going the right way? I feel like I'm not going the right way.


Unknown_03:  Man, I'm back in the kaiju thing. Fuck.


1:36:04
Unknown_03: Help! Yellow paint! Producer, what are you doing?


Unknown_03: Okay, we came back up here.


Unknown_03: Follow the lights. I did follow the lights. I came over here.


Unknown_03:  This is like the exit.


1:36:42
Unknown_09: Whoa. Oh, my God.


Unknown_07:  we got it right tonight oh yeah just most of the time i'm wondering if i'm doing what i'm supposed to be doing you know to have the optimal teenage experience the teenage experience is unobtainable yeah it's like bodacious cretaceous i remember the dinosaurs were so huge and alive but coming back they said hey look let me let me bring this up real quick


1:37:35
Unknown_03:  It's on my phone. Let's see. Nextape developer.


Unknown_01: What's this guy's name?


Unknown_01: Lead developer.


Unknown_01: Now, for some reason, these guys all have.


Unknown_03: Dude.  These guys are such hipsters that the lead developers, their official website is their MySpace page. That is the most hipster shit I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. That is fucking incredible. That is like next level hipster.


1:38:08
Unknown_03: Holy shit.


Unknown_04: What's this guy's fucking name?


Unknown_03: Johnny Galvatron. Okay, hold up. I have to show you this.


Unknown_01:  Here we go. Okay, so get this This was Beethoven and the dinosaur this is like his band Do you notice anything about the appearances of these people?


1:38:51
Unknown_03: They're all men  But I think I see the main character. I think I see the Mexican guy with the mustache. And I think I see who's supposed to be Cassandra. They're all men, but that's very obviously supposed to be Cassandra and the main girl. But AGP. I wonder if they're going to get the black guy in there at some point. Or maybe their fantasy world doesn't involve black people.


Unknown_03: Actually, let me just put that up on screen next to the roster. Because it's driving me fucking crazy. Here's the roster, right?


1:39:23
Unknown_03:  And then...


Unknown_03: Here is... I can't put Avifs on the screen. Okay.


Unknown_03: And here's them. Like, look, they're even, like, lined up in the same way. Like, this is totally, like, his mental image for how they look together. They got rid of the black guy, though. Good choice. Those are all three men, I'm pretty sure.


Unknown_03:  That's very funny. That's exactly what I had in my mind. I did not expect him just to be like a normal guy, like a non-tranny, but he's definitely got like the AGP introspection.


1:39:59
Unknown_03: Sorry, let me switch back.


Unknown_06: Am I the dinosaur now?


Unknown_03: Oh my god, I'm a dinosaur. Holy shit.


Unknown_03:  This is awesome. This is the fucking gameplay right here.


Unknown_07: I guess Air Supply didn't write songs for everyone, but their greatest hits is... Rawr.


Unknown_06: It's like we're writing the album. Rawr. Greatest hits comes later, after it's all over.


Unknown_03: Can I like rear up on my hind legs and knock these fuckers off my back? Like what? Rawr.


Unknown_09: Parties and victimless crime and stuff. Camille Cole is having her beach party again this year. We could go. Yeah, maybe.


1:40:33
Unknown_09:  Okay. I'll get us invited, but there's no backing out, okay? This is set in stone. There's even big dinosaur footprints.


Unknown_03: Rawr. What do you think, Slater?


Unknown_06: Could be a hit? I'm just a Diplodocus, man. Waiting for the next comet.


Unknown_03: No, the comet!


Unknown_03: You bastards.


1:41:13
Unknown_09:  I've been saving this for the party, for our greatest hit.


Unknown_09: Vodka. The drink for those who can't sink any lower. 74%. Illegal in eight states. Look at the warnings.


Unknown_06: You're going to get your stomach pumped.


Unknown_03: Dad's home.


Unknown_09: Scramble.


Unknown_03:  Oh no, it's the dinosaur. He's back.


1:41:57
Unknown_09: Come in. Oh no.


Unknown_04: There have been noise complaints.


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_04:  Do you children know anything about an abandoned worker's cottage in the woods? Possibly some of your friends. What are their names?


Unknown_04: It's an interesting angle to show like his face super close up from a low angle. Could you step outside a moment?


1:42:41
Unknown_04:  You're staying home tonight. What? Bill Robbie down at the liquor store said kids have been in and out of there all day. Something's happening tonight, and I don't want you part of it.


Unknown_09: You can't. This is our last night together. I told you about this.


Unknown_04: No. You will stay home, goddammit.


Unknown_04: You're not going anywhere anytime soon.


Unknown_09: What are you saying?


Unknown_04: Tam Gavin saw you skipping class Thursday, and don't bother denying it, because I know it's true.


Unknown_04:  Then there's this.


1:43:13
Unknown_04: Why do you have this? Stoners use these.


Unknown_04: You went through my room? You're smoking pot. No! Who gave you this? Those two out there? No!


Unknown_04: We've given you so much trust.


Unknown_04: But I can't bring myself to give you any more.


Unknown_05: Dad.


Unknown_04: You're not ready to be on your own.


Unknown_05: Not so far away.


Unknown_04: And I can't tolerate the way you're behaving.


Unknown_05:  No, she's going off to college when you're doing a charity gap here. You can't be fucking serious. I'm not paying for you to F around at party at college.


1:43:44
Unknown_04: If you're not grown enough for a privilege like this, then we'll wait till you are.


Unknown_03: We literally can't stop her. If she's 18, I need to get back on shift.


Unknown_04: Tell those two it's time to leave.


Unknown_03:  you can't stop face when you do shit like this to your kids you fuck them up and then they become delinquents and they trun out and they waste all your fucking money on making shit ass video games and stuff like it's not based like this guy's obviously got some sort of god complex ow it's like with um what's his face remember mr vickers and faith and how when  She ran off, like as soon as she turned 18, she literally ran away from home to the other side of the country to get impregnated by a pig monster. And then Mr. Vickers, in his sheer brilliance, decided that the best thing to do would be to rein her back in by canceling her phone subscription so she wouldn't be able to call home. And then she only returned home after getting impregnated and sent to a psychiatric facility. This is exactly what would happen to Cassandra in real life. She would get impregnated by some fucking cholo in New Mexico and they'd never see her again.


1:44:32
Unknown_04:  You are breaking my heart that did give us content you're right You leaving tomorrow Yeah If I find you at that party, and I will find that party You'll spend 24 hours in detention. I promise you that I show the deep threats hammers Now get out of my house


1:45:19
Unknown_07:  You promised you'd go to Camille Cole's party.


Unknown_07: What?


Unknown_07: You promised. It'll ruin my soundtrack. I'm fucking grounded.


Unknown_09: Sneak out.


Unknown_03: How old are you?


Unknown_09: I wouldn't have to sneak out if you weren't leaving.


Unknown_09: Whatever, man. Just be there.


Unknown_04: Cass! Now!


1:46:01
Unknown_03:  She's gonna do it. She's gonna smoke the ganja. She's gonna farm the renar.


Unknown_03: It's over. I know. It's not.


Unknown_07:  Very expensive song to lose for a video game.


1:47:07
Unknown_03:  This game is very creative.


Unknown_03: My expectations are tempered by making this compared to Life is Strange.


Unknown_03: And when you compare this game to Life is Strange, it is just so much more creative in every single way, shape, and form. It's unreal.


Unknown_03: Fuck you, penguin. Or flamingo.


1:47:44
Unknown_05:  Fuck you.


Unknown_06: Oh no! I hit it.


Unknown_03: I was over the curb.


Unknown_03:  I wonder if I can go under that.


Unknown_03: No, I just decapitated myself. It happens.


1:49:04
Unknown_03:  I somehow managed to ollie, like, mid-air.


Unknown_03: Fuck you, gumball.


Unknown_03: So much set design, just to, like, pass through it in, like, a second, man.


1:49:53
Unknown_03:  Oh no, I'm in one of those drainage ditches like in GTA San Andreas.


Unknown_03: I fucked that up.


1:50:27
Unknown_03:  Yeah, I was thinking about that. There's no streamer mode to replace the audio, because you can't. The entire point of this game is that this guy has this dream mixtape in his head, and he's trying to stitch something together that justifies every song that he wants to put on it. You can't put a streamer mode on it.


Unknown_03: But this obviously wasn't made for profit. It was made for this guy's wish fulfillment.


1:50:59
Unknown_03:  This game is a good showcase for how diverse Unreal Assets are now. Yeah, it feels like that. Where it's like, how do you put this much detail in this shit? You definitely outsource it to a company.


Unknown_05: And then you just tell them to fill it up with Unreal Assets.


Unknown_03: And then you have these set pieces that are really long. You kind of blaze through them.


Unknown_03: And it looks like a real cohesive world. It's very impressive. Your sister's booze stash.


Unknown_06: Any clues in the photo?


Unknown_07: Only that they're here.


Unknown_06:  We must perceive with different eyes, you know, see past the obvious. Look around.


1:51:32
Unknown_03: Meeting the sound would just make this game so uninteresting, though.


Unknown_07: We really messed this car up. It was kind of intact when we found it.


Unknown_03:  Oh, God.


Unknown_03: Stupid gun. Sorry. What's up with this?


1:52:04
Unknown_07: Junk.


Unknown_05: Yes.


Unknown_05: Got it. Let's go.


Unknown_03:  Alright, I fucked it up.


1:52:34
Unknown_07: If he's on the floor, collapse.


Unknown_03: He's now neutered, that's why he doesn't want to hit on anybody.


Unknown_07:  It probably deserves better, but who's to say?


Unknown_07: There's a bit of a torn Polaroid here. A clue?


Unknown_07: Could be. Seems like my sister's style.


Unknown_05: Hey, no matter how cold the horizon appears


1:53:18
Unknown_03:  Stuff of you, in audience. Oh, I gotta sweep!


Unknown_07: Fuck yeah. Yeah! Yeah! Fuck you, Slater. I am killing it. Ha!


Unknown_03:  I can hold the charge super like a Naruto sweep. Whoosh!


Unknown_03: Whoosh!


Unknown_06: You know what's funny is that if the developers ever go through like all the archive footage of people who bothered to stream this game knowing that they can't even put it on Twitch and shit, I'm probably unironically


1:54:08
Unknown_03:  The only person who enjoyed playing this on stream and tried to make like the best out of it. He's going to watch through all this shit of people being like grumpy pusses about the whole fucking thing. Like with the audio muted and shit on Twitch. And then there's going to be the one shining chud.


Unknown_07: Another photo piece. Yes, we're on. We're so on.


Unknown_05: Let us stream with good vibes.


Unknown_03:  I mean, I wouldn't tell you to buy the game. I'm just saying. I'm a personality, okay? I can enjoy things. Oh, hell yeah.


1:54:45
Unknown_07: Couch moving simulator.


Unknown_03:  Then I can control both of them at the same time? Whoa. Whoa, buddy.


Unknown_06: Are you pushing or pulling?


Unknown_03: Look, I can make them... Wait, what happens if they...


1:55:16
Unknown_03: There should be, like, an interaction if they, like, try to push in the opposite direction. Too bad, bish.


Unknown_03: Where am I going?


Unknown_07: Back it up.


Unknown_03: No, no, no.


Unknown_07: Turn.


Unknown_03:  Back it up.


Unknown_07: Are we putting it over here?


Unknown_03: What are we doing with this?


Unknown_07: Straight.


Unknown_03: Okay.


Unknown_07: Turn.


1:55:48
Unknown_03: Sorry. Back it up. This is exactly... Come around. This truly captures the experience of trying to move a furniture with somebody.


Unknown_06: Are you pushing or pulling?


Unknown_07: Keep going.


Unknown_07:  Slater, around more. Oh, I know.


Unknown_03: It's going over to where the fire pit is right now.


Unknown_03: Okay.


Unknown_07: Little left.


Unknown_07: Little more.


1:56:21
Unknown_07: Slater, around more. Cass, come around.


Unknown_04: To the right.


Unknown_07: I think that's right here.


Unknown_03: Oh, wait. I see it. Okay. I got you.


Unknown_09:  I'm getting blisters.


Unknown_07: Back it up.


Unknown_09: To the right.


Unknown_07: Cass, come around.


Unknown_00: To the right.


Unknown_03: I don't know, I'm fucking it all up. This whole operation.


Unknown_07: There. Try your best.


1:56:55
Unknown_03:  No, walk backwards and slam into your hands until you look firm at the table. Either that or the frame of the door where your fingers get smushed. You're like, ah, wait, stop, pull it back!


Unknown_03: Maybe someone else will find them here.


Unknown_07: I wonder how they got here.


Unknown_05: Another piece of the photo!


Unknown_07: Nice.


Unknown_07: You gonna show me your album? You're running out of time.


Unknown_03: Um...


Unknown_03:  I will play Strain next weekend, not on Sunday. I just have too much to do right now.


1:57:28
Unknown_06: Make another one tomorrow. It doesn't always say a lot. But you make an album. That says too much. It says, this is who I am in this period of my life.


Unknown_03: So true. I know no one's going to listen to it, but if they did, they'd see me.


Unknown_06: Don't you think that's weird? I don't really want to put that out in the world.


Unknown_07:  This is a weird thing where it's like...


1:58:17
Unknown_03:  this is a female character written by men and it suffers immensely from the anime problem of how like every anime is set in like a high school with high school age girls, but they're written by like autistic men and they have, have this sort of like personality that can only exist in the imagination of like an adult man as like what, what would be like a hip, cool teenager.  And teenagers just aren't like that. And it's very distracting.


Unknown_07: I'm joking. I love it.


Unknown_07: If it captures you right now, I'd want that.


Unknown_07: I'd want to listen to that.


Unknown_07: If I could take you to New York on a cassette tape, I'd be braver.


Unknown_03:  I mean, these guys obviously also hate being adults. If you gave this... This guy would give up all of his millions of dollars to go back to, like, the 1980s and relive it as, like, a cool teenage girl that fits, like, his ideal fantasy time. And as it unfolds  Ooh, painting the doors. I want a red door.


1:59:20
Unknown_03: Ah, fuck yeah.


Unknown_03: I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colors anymore, I want them to turn black.


2:00:00
Unknown_06: We should paint it in the terracotta pinks of Spanish architect Ricardo Bafil.


Unknown_03:  How about you fuck off?


Unknown_06: What did you just say? I don't know. I blacked out for a second. I like how the paint even dries.


Unknown_03: It's truly a masterpiece of door painting.


Unknown_03: Let's add... Let's spice it up a bunch. I didn't change tool?


Unknown_03:  Holy sh- NO FUCKING WAY. Don't fuck this up, Josh. Everyone will laugh at you.


2:00:35
Unknown_03: No, I'm fucking up! I'm fucking up!


Unknown_03: Face!


Unknown_03: Is that gonna be just stuck in the game now? That's it. YES! I do. Yeah.


Unknown_03:  Oh, that's so funny.


2:01:12
Unknown_07: That's why her dad's investigating.


Unknown_05: Show my door!


Unknown_06:  The windmill signifies culture and tradition, such as the tulips and the Dutch fields.


2:02:07
Unknown_03:  Toche aus Elysium, Rundes von der Mond, Kind, Heilig, Heilig, Und in den Wiedern aus die Moderschränke teilt.


Unknown_06:  What song's next?


Unknown_07: Well, it was gonna be Montel Jordan, This Is How We Do It, but I can't play it now.


Unknown_06: Yeah, it's Cass' song.


Unknown_07: Exactly, it's her song.


Unknown_06: Maybe we should just have a moment of silence.


Unknown_07: Yeah.


2:02:58
Unknown_06: I guess we should head soon.


Unknown_05: Cass?


Unknown_05:  LASTY!


Unknown_05: YEAH! TRIUMPH! VICTORY!


Unknown_03: Hail victory.


Unknown_05: Why would anyone even come out here? Wow, it's charming. Bitch.


2:03:40
Unknown_09:  Hey, Slater.


Unknown_05: What the fuck is- Hey. What's with the swastika on the door? Okay. It's Jenny fucking Goodspeed.


Unknown_03: She's the antagonist of this.


Unknown_09: About what?


Unknown_03:  Now she's in the wrong. This is like her last day, and she wants to hang out with all her friends, and she's gonna have to fucking suck it up and tolerate Jenny fucking Goodspeed, her friend. She's a shitty friend.


2:04:12
Unknown_09: We swore we'd never tell anyone. And we didn't. This is it. We're never coming back here. Who cares? But Jenny... What? I can't have other friends? You're acting like my dad.


Unknown_07:  This was supposed to be our last night together. Just us three. I curated the entire soundtrack. It was your fucking plan. You're being selfish.


Unknown_09: All you talk about is leaving.


Unknown_07: I...


Unknown_09:  I don't mean you guys. All you do is hang out with us. What else could it mean? Why are you being such a dick? Because you messed up our trip. You couldn't wait one more week? The road trip? We'll go next year. It's not a big deal. It's a big deal to me. This is the first time I'll be out on my own. I wanted you there. You should be happy for me.


2:04:44
Unknown_09: Jenny's coming with us to LA.


Unknown_09: What?


Unknown_05:  Hey, um, I'll just go. Uh, I've got some friends drinking at the Heaven Eleven.


2:05:16
Unknown_07: You're replacing me with Jenny?


Unknown_07: When were you gonna tell me?


Unknown_09: Why do we have to run everything by you? You're ditching us.


Unknown_07: I'm not ditching you! Grow up!


Unknown_09: You don't get to leave and still tell us what to do. We're not your fucking sidekicks. I think we should probably... She's being a jerk! ...being an asshole.


Unknown_03:  You're being an asshole. You should play the Billie Eilish song, I'm the Bad Guy, because that's you.


2:05:54
Unknown_03: What are you doing? You're the bad guy. I'm listening to Roads by Portishead from their debut album.


Unknown_07: It's kind of hollow, haunting, long stretches of electric piano, because I honestly don't know what song to play.


Unknown_09:  Have fun hanging out with Camille Cole.


2:06:31
Unknown_03:  I remember one time when I was a teenager, I got into a really heated argument with a friend. And I tried to quote music lyrics at them.


Unknown_03: And they responded by going, the wheels on the bus go round and round. And it was the single most devastating response I've ever received in my entire life during an argument. You want to come over to my house?


Unknown_07: My soundtrack is ruined.


Unknown_03: Why not?


Unknown_06:  I get it, you know. Moving to New York. Oh, yeah? Your sister's there. You just gotta do your thing. I'll be here. Taste the pain.


2:07:07
Unknown_03: Yeah, that's right.


Unknown_06: Cass will come around. She's just gutted we're losing you.


Unknown_07:  It's her last day, and I'm in tears. And Cass is drinking in the Heaven 11 parking lot.


Unknown_06: I'll talk. It shouldn't have been a dickhead to her friend. Tonight's still going to be a hit. You'll see. No more. Do you kids want some margaritas? No, Mom, don't offer my friends cocktails. It's weird.


2:07:42
Unknown_05: Oh, these are like a cool aquarium.


Unknown_03:  This is a cool room for a teenage boy. What the fuck?


Unknown_03: Attic room? Dude, this is a nice room. This is a fucking banging room for like a teenage boy. This is cool as shit. Got a whole ass aquarium and everything. What the fuck?


Unknown_06: You want me to go down to Heaven 11? Talk to her?


2:08:15
Unknown_07: Nah.


Unknown_07: Let her do her thing.


Unknown_06: You want to hear a song?


Unknown_07:  Um... I think that the California flag would simply be improved by removing the text from it.


Unknown_06: But other than that, I think it's a pretty good flag.


2:09:05
Unknown_07:  Slater?


Unknown_07: This is fantastic.


Unknown_06: You think so?


Unknown_07: Yeah. I mean, this is fucking cinematic. You have to give me this song. I'll show it to Steven Spielberg.


Unknown_06: Yeah, maybe.


Unknown_06: I wish I could make music. You could. You know loads about music.


Unknown_07: The music is not within me.


Unknown_06: Relatable.


Unknown_07: Why do you make music?


Unknown_06:  Mm-hmm. For something to do?


Unknown_07: Right.


2:09:38
Unknown_06: Actually, you know what I like about making stuff? It's like in superhero comics. You're no one. Then a magic rat bites you or whatever, and suddenly you have purpose. You have things to learn. You're suddenly about something. When you decide to make an eight-minute synth odyssey, you got homework to do. You've got somewhere to be.


Unknown_06: You know?


Unknown_07:  I'm going to miss you so much.


Unknown_03: I wonder if this song is one of their actual bands. I think the guy that made this is in a band.


2:10:26
Unknown_07:  This is what it must have felt like when Simon and Garfunkel broke up.


Unknown_03: I'm not big into sound, but this synth music they're playing is inoffensive. It's not bad.


Unknown_07: Well, we were supposed to be buzzed, reminiscing on our way to the party.


Unknown_07: It was powder by all clear.


Unknown_06: I think you should still play it.


Unknown_06: Maybe it'll set us back on the right track. If the music can make the moment, maybe it can change it too.


2:11:09
Unknown_03:  You don't have a speaker? You make music and you don't have like a boombox or something you can plug an auxiliary cord into?


Unknown_09: What are we doing? Hanging out. Getting buzzed. I've gotta get out of this place.


Unknown_06:  my mom took me to this beach shack a couple of years ago there was no tv and like only books about nature and stuff i read a book about this most excellent lady called jennifer owen owen i barely know it my head's a tumble dryer i hate that i hate it when you get so drunk that you're like spinning


2:11:45
Unknown_03:  It's especially bad when you're like, your eyes are closed and the room is still, like, spinning. It's the worst feeling.


Unknown_06: ...studying her own little garden. Didn't need to go to the jungle or anything.


Unknown_07: What's your point?


Unknown_06: Small spaces, when carefully observed, can reveal wonders.


Unknown_06: Whoa. Wizards live in my brain, man. I don't need to go searching for them. Slater? Ja?


Unknown_09:  Go around to some movies. Three movies. One new release, two weeklies.


Unknown_06: God damn it, I can try.


2:12:26
Unknown_06: Oh, God. May have gone too far in a few places.


Unknown_03: Oh, no, it's quoting George Lucas from Letter Letter Media. That's funny. Hey, walk in backwards.


Unknown_05:  No, just testing the integrity of your video catalog. I'm preventing all of this from happening inside this non-Euclidean structure.


2:13:03
Unknown_03: Ooh, can I get chips? Wait, hold up, I want chips.


Unknown_03: No, I can't? That's fucking bullshit.


Unknown_06: You know what's cool?


Unknown_06:  I love movies.


Unknown_03:  That sounds stupid. This is shit. What the fuck is this? Rom-com? Fuck that. No. No.


Unknown_03: No time for movies. Thriller. Real cinema.


Unknown_06: I need a good worst. Oh, this section. This is what I'm talking about.


Unknown_03: Dead doll?


2:13:35
Unknown_06: Stay away from the new releases. That's our biggest seller.


Unknown_03: Oh, this is the new releases? Everyone's watching you sleep.


Unknown_03:  Wrapped twice. They like to watch. Sounds like a winner. A scary new reality.


Unknown_03: Silence.


Unknown_03: Thriller Weekly.


Unknown_03: Horror Weekly. Let's get a horror movie. Haunt.


Unknown_03: Watch Everything.


2:14:09
Unknown_03: I feel like we're going to get a watch theme going for these. Reimagining the Terror.


Unknown_03: Taking this.  Okay, we have to find a third watch-related movie to complete the trifecta. Stay the course.


Unknown_05: Nothing to see here.


Unknown_05: Horror.


Unknown_03: Where's the sci-fi?


Unknown_03: Massive blob. Cyber key.


Unknown_03: Fear of wildlife.


Unknown_03: Gore and grim.


Unknown_03: None of this sounds interesting. None of this sounds watch-related here.


2:14:42
Unknown_06:  I need... Wrap twice.


Unknown_06: Massive... This is the same exact thing. Order. Time to leave. I don't think I'm gonna get my...


2:15:16
Unknown_03:  My last one. Okay.


Unknown_03: I'll just take this. This will be fine. No, not that one.


Unknown_06: This one.


Unknown_06: Okay. I want some chips.


Unknown_03: I want chips. That'll be $7.95. And are you sure your dad loves you?


Unknown_06: Of course. The money. It's time for the money.


Unknown_03:  Oh, hell yeah. The wallet counting, the money counting sequence. That's what I've been waiting for in video games.


2:15:49
Unknown_03: Make me count the money. Oh, I thought I was going to have to pull bills out of the wallet. I'm disappointed.


Unknown_08: Thanks, dude.


Unknown_06: Easy.


Unknown_06: Hey, Stacy?


Unknown_08:  yeah do you remember caitlyn's party oh god yeah when cassandra got up on the roof what did you yell at her oh um say it exactly how you said it cassandra you slut get off the roof


2:16:42
Unknown_07:  You can call me Officer Marina when I've got the badge on, Miss Slater.


Unknown_00: It's Cassandra's dad.


Unknown_04: No way. What can I do for you, officer?


Unknown_04:  Well, I don't want to take up too much of your evening, ma'am, but a parent informed the department of an illegal gathering planned for tonight on the main beachfront. No, the party! It's busted!


Unknown_05: Shit!


Unknown_00: Shit!


Unknown_00: Well, thank you, officer. How's darling Cassandra?


2:17:26
Unknown_04:  She's fine, keeping her home tonight. Maybe you should think of doing the same for Van. Now, there's some adolescents drinking in the Heaven 11 parking lot, and that's my problem, apparently. Have yourself a nice evening, ma'am.


Unknown_07: The Heaven 11 parking lot?


Unknown_03: That is your problem, sir.


Unknown_01: Cassandra!


Unknown_03: Oh, I think this is going to be a skateboarding scene.


Unknown_05: John Paul Young! Chris and Archie!


2:18:03
Unknown_03:  Where's the skateboarding at?


Unknown_05: Slide.


Unknown_03: I'm not sliding none way.


Unknown_03: Oh, it's doing it for me. She just bumps her head into that one ton thing of steel. I broke it.


Unknown_03: I broke the game.


Unknown_03:  I'm locked. I can't... She tried to slide automatically because I wasn't pressing buttons, and now she's stuck.


2:18:40
Unknown_03: Oh, fuck.


Unknown_03: Oh, man. I hope that I don't lose too much progress.


Unknown_03: I can't believe I broke the game. I'm so skilled at this.


Unknown_05: This is Yesterday's Hero by John Paul Young.


Unknown_05:  I do have to press buttons. BANG! Fuck you! Oh god, I almost fucked that up again.


2:19:10
Unknown_05:  Haven't I seen your face before?


2:19:55
Unknown_03:  The way she breaks into everything Not the children This song kicks fucking ass That was unnecessary lady


Unknown_05:  That is so illegal! I can't get over how flagrantly dumb this game is. It just does not give a fuck.


2:20:59
Unknown_03:  Dude!


Unknown_03: I'm sorry, this is like, dented.


Unknown_03: I can't imagine, like, playing through this and somehow managing to, like, be angry at it.


Unknown_03:  Kick it! Kick it!


Unknown_07: Almost there!


2:21:40
Unknown_05:  It's over run in front of his car Commit a crime


Unknown_03:  Why does she have that? Where was that hidden?


2:22:14
Unknown_03: Those pants don't even have pockets.


Unknown_04: Come on, come on, come on. Strike a pose.


Unknown_09: Stacy? It's your dad.


Unknown_03: Catch it.


Unknown_07: Don't move.


2:22:45
Unknown_07:  You should run. Are you sure? Tell stories of my bravery. Thank you.


Unknown_03: Chug, chug, chug, chug.


Unknown_03: She doesn't even smell like alcohol. She didn't take a sip. Chug it right in front of this fucking pig.


Unknown_04:  I know school's not your strong suit, Stacey Rockford, but 17 ain't 21.


2:23:18
Unknown_07: Hey, Mr. Marino.


Unknown_04: It's Officer, when I got the badge on.


Unknown_07: It's my last night in town, man. You know me. Just let it go.


Unknown_04: Your father'd be ashamed to see you like this.


Unknown_07: My dad's not ashamed. And he's not a sicko who locks me up all summer.


Unknown_04: Kids like you are the reason Cassandra's dropping out of sports, ruining her chances.


Unknown_04:  Get up, Stacy. Get in the car.


Unknown_07: Cassandra's just searching for something that's not planned out. Something that belongs to her. And you might think we're dragging her down, but the truth is, we were just there when she started looking. She's caring.  Also, you're a fucking pig. Those parts of her are incorruptible. And if you keep trying to control her, you're never going to see it. You're never going to know her. And sir, knowing Cassandra is one of the best things I do.


2:23:51
Unknown_03: Ma'am, you don't seem intoxicated. Why are you holding that up at all? You want to protect her.


Unknown_07: I get it, but  As Rush said in their- Oh my god. Classic, any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth, but the suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of youth.


2:24:35
Unknown_04: In 1969, on his second studio album- Oh god, she's about to get fucking hung.


Unknown_03: Canadian artist Leonard Cohen said, like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir,


Unknown_04:  I have tried in my way.


Unknown_03: He's going to epically owner with his own lyrics.


Unknown_07: Holy shit.


Unknown_03: Get fucked fish.


2:25:12
Unknown_03: It's over. It's Jover.


Unknown_03:  Say the N-word, quick!


Unknown_03: Blurt it out!


Unknown_03: Did she escape?


Unknown_03: Goddamn delinquents.


2:25:44
Unknown_03: She's free as a bird now.


Unknown_09:  you saved my life now she's a wanted criminal though she escaped that's like a felony totally bailed you from that cop car i know right god i'm gonna be in so much trouble thank you stacy i'm so sorry i was a total dick i'm sorry too dope good let's leave it at that how did he know my dad was coming


2:26:21
Unknown_06:  The cops busted a party. Your dad came over. Said he was headed out to Heaven 11.


Unknown_09: The party's busted? Uh-huh.


Unknown_09: What are we gonna do now?


Unknown_03: We're gonna get drunk at the swastika door.


Unknown_06: Suck in your guts. It's Camille Cole.


Unknown_03: Who the fuck is Camille Cole?


Unknown_03: Oh, it's the black guy! Even the black guy from the group photos turned out.


Unknown_07:  now here's a band of troublemakers it's four agps what's up just agping it up hey you're a little rockford your sister is wild i've heard i'm van slater by the way hello oh if you missed it let me show you um because this is really funny


2:27:11
Unknown_03:  the I discovered that this is the actual developer of the game he had a he's from Australia he had a band and I predicted because you can basically see if you line the cast up from the the game from like their group photo it's basically one-to-one they're all living out AGP fantasies and I was saying when I put this up like I bet you there's gonna be like a black guy that's introduced at some point in the game because it's gonna match up with their band and sure enough like fucking clockwork here it comes the black woman AGP fantasy


Unknown_07:  Hey, question. My party got busted. You kids know any place we can hang out? Get high?


Unknown_03: Yeah, but there's no blacks allowed. We know a place.


Unknown_07: Can I pick the music?


Unknown_07: Hey, can I stand up?


2:28:12
Unknown_05: Yeah, little Rockford, go nuts!


Unknown_07:  You're listening to More Than This by Roxy Music, released in 1982 off the band's last studio album, Avalon. It's one of Cassandra's favorite songs. Mine too. Brian Eno used to be in Roxy Music. I always think, wow, Brian Eno and Brian Ferry, two of the greatest Priots in the same band? What are the odds? It was fun for a while


2:28:46
Unknown_03:  duck fireworks look at her look at her throwing romans like this incredible


2:29:23
Unknown_03:  In front of the African American woman they just met, too. She really is a delinquent.


Unknown_03:  No, she breaks the fourth wall. It's really obvious if you've watched the start of the game, because the first thing she does is break the fourth wall.


2:30:01
Unknown_03: I thought the party was canceled.


Unknown_03: Oh, I see it.


Unknown_03: I can time the explosion. It's okay.


Unknown_03:  The 80s were so much cooler. They even had flying cars. It sucks the EPA got rid of the flying capacity for environmental reasons.


2:30:53
Unknown_03: They fly now? They fly now.


Unknown_09:  This is a hit. It's a hit.


Unknown_06: Yeah, we're pretty cool.


Unknown_07: Okay, this is it. Pull over here.


Unknown_03: Don't mind the door.


2:31:26
Unknown_06: Hey, there's a camcorder back here.


Unknown_06:  It's a rainy afternoon, nineteen.


Unknown_07: You getting this?


Unknown_06: Yeah.


Unknown_07: Okay. This is the unkillable Iggy Pop with his 1990 hit, Candy, featuring Kate Pearson from the B-52s. Great party track, and I think a song that bridges the 80s and the 90s. Fill the party, Slater.


Unknown_08: Immortalize us.


Unknown_03: We're on VHS so you know it's serious.


2:32:00
Unknown_03: Jester?


Unknown_03:  Okay, I can do finger guns and middle fingers.


Unknown_05: Hey, ladies.


Unknown_03: Hey, what's up, yo? Wait, I can do something?


Unknown_03: High five? Oh, fuck yeah.


Unknown_03: Look, this is what it was like to have an actual teenage...


Unknown_06:  Sweet, did you make these?


2:32:32
Unknown_03: Yum-num-num-num.


Unknown_06: My compliments to your bumpkin. Damn, these are good. Nice party, guys. Gollum, Loverboy, what's up? Fuck you.


Unknown_05: All right, man.


Unknown_03: Fuck you, buddy.


Unknown_05: Fuck you, dude.


Unknown_05: Yo, what is up? Oh, we found those fireworks. There was a new one. Right behind...


Unknown_05:  Oh, this is Slater that's doing this? It was uh...


2:33:07
Unknown_03:  Playing chess at a party? Not cool.


Unknown_06: There's the door. Pacific Northwest, the good edition. The good timeline. Oh, hi Slater!


2:33:50
Unknown_05:  I will literally kill you don't touch the music yeah get fucking phase out of existence pussy ass bitch


Unknown_03:  Maybe I'm supposed to go through the door? Try going through the door, I guess? No. Jeez! Slater! The man of meth.


2:34:53
Unknown_04:  I can take something? I don't know what I'm supposed to do.


Unknown_03:  I can take a drink.


Unknown_05: So nice of her. I have to find all of these, I think.


2:35:39
Unknown_03:  I'll catch you, bro. Come. Jump. Jump, you fucker.


Unknown_05: Jump.


Unknown_03: Do it.


Unknown_05: Yeah, you would die if you did that.


Unknown_03: No, don't. Oh, my God. He's going to die.


Unknown_03: Oh, I forgot. This was the 80s, man. You just phase out of existence when she hit the beer pool.


Unknown_03:  There's a UFO. This was the 80s.


Unknown_05: Peace on Earth, yo. Hey, Slater. I heard you fought the law.


2:36:15
Unknown_06: I did. I busted Rockford out of a cop car.


Unknown_05: And you saved the party. You're gonna live forever.


Unknown_03: Hell yeah.


Unknown_05: Come dance with me.


2:36:54
Unknown_03:  Slater dies? I hope not. He's like the most normal person.


Unknown_09: Look at this strange cast of characters.


Unknown_09:  I wonder if it's school keeping us tight.


Unknown_03: Like when you force the wrong sides of the magnet together, and when the bullet ends will just... propel into different corners of the universe.


2:37:28
Unknown_06: I hope we don't.


Unknown_09: Not us, obviously.


Unknown_07: We'll meet again.


Unknown_07: Hey, little Rockford.


Unknown_07: You wanna smoke a blunt and go skinny dipping?


Unknown_07: I might catch you down there.


Unknown_06:  What's up, Kyle?


Unknown_06: Enjoy your time at the top, amigo.


2:38:00
Unknown_03: No, Josh, don't burn the coal. No, it's not me. It's later. And he's like some kind of brown anyways. Don't worry about canceled, I guess.


Unknown_09: I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do.


Unknown_09: I think it's something tonight feels weird.


Unknown_06: Strange magic.


Unknown_07:  things are changing everything you're losing walks across your mind in a little parade right yeah i want to be okay with things changing you know i don't want to be some old dude yelling at the television thinking the kids are lame they are maybe it just happens it does we are captive on the carousel of time we are joni mitchell 1970.


2:39:06
Unknown_03:  Oh, no. Party's over.


Unknown_06: I think we're in peril.


Unknown_05: What are we gonna do? We could, um... We have that big pool.


Unknown_07: It's too late. This is spellbound by Susie and the Banshees. We broke our promise.


Unknown_07: Now there is only fire.


Unknown_03: We have a pool full of water right there. Let it burn.


Unknown_07:  What?


Unknown_03: That could start a forest fire. No, not the swastika house, goddammit!


2:39:41
Unknown_03: The Reichsrand!


Unknown_07: It's the cops!


Unknown_05: Run!


Unknown_03:  There's no running from the law this time. Fuck you, Dad!


2:40:15
Unknown_03: NOOOOOO!


Unknown_03: Give the- Ooh, don't- Don't- Don't confess to arson.


Unknown_09:  I want you to understand. This ain't a catastrophe. It's a warning.


Unknown_03: What's the song?


Unknown_09: Daddy, if you trap me here, this will only be the beginnings of my wicked ways.


2:40:48
Unknown_05: I'll suck a black dick if you don't let me go on my fucking road trip, you son of a bitch.


Unknown_03: You fucking pig. If you make me sit here, I'm gonna burn the whole fucking place down.


Unknown_04:  There'll be patrol cars up and down this road. Get out of here. Go on. Back the way you came.


Unknown_09: And?


Unknown_04: Well, I guess we have ourselves an understanding.


Unknown_03: I'm telling you, you just gotta break out the threat.


2:41:27
Unknown_03: Daddy will soften up a lot on your extracurricular activities.


Unknown_06:  Cassandra, that was amazing. I mean, are you OK?


Unknown_09: I saw death in front of me and I walked out to meet it.


Unknown_06: Wow, OK, awesome.


Unknown_03: I know rip to the door.


Unknown_03: Best recurring character.


2:42:02
Unknown_03:  No, it's really obvious they did. There's a lot of effort. The sound design is really good. The voice actors are much better than any of the other games that I played.


Unknown_03: It's actually kind of like a remarkable game in that way. That service is something that's so silly and so obviously a vanity project. It's like...


Unknown_03:  It's like The Room, in a way, where it's like you had Tommy Wiseau and he had this vision for this movie and the ulterior motives behind making this movie. And it's just an interesting reflection of the creator.


2:42:34
Unknown_06: The song fell the chart in the UK. It has since become one of the most influential tracks of the post-punk genre.


Unknown_06: How was that?


Unknown_07: You nailed it.


Unknown_03:  The room, yeah, the room was bad. I don't know. I can't call the game bad. It's just, it's really, really funny. It's impossible to hate the game because it's so funny.


2:43:23
Unknown_03: And there's so much going on. Like, in Life is Strange, it's just like  You're constantly stuck in this bullshit environment, and then nothing ever fucking changes.


Unknown_03: It changes so quickly that it shows that there was a lot of work put into it that wasn't put into other games. They probably had the budget to afford it and actually make money, so.


Unknown_03: Life is Strange is hilarious at times, but it's like a slog.  It's like a slog to get to those parts because it's like so much asinine bullshit and nothing fucking happening. That was why dust porn was so much better because there's like really funny stuff in dust porn that you don't really have to wait to get to from this part.


2:43:55
Unknown_05: Don't slam into it.


Unknown_03: I think that this was paid for by the Canadians, if I remember correctly.


Unknown_03:  Dustborn was paid for by the EU. I think Canada paid for this one.


Unknown_03: Maybe Australia, because the developers are Australian. They might have received a grant from Australia.


2:44:39
Unknown_03: Yeah, there was a thing, like the shit listing service guy said that this had like DEI politics cranked up to like 11.


Unknown_03:  I'm not getting that. What are the DEI politics in this? There was a black woman?


Unknown_05: One last flyby.


Unknown_03: There were black people in the US in the 80s.


Unknown_05: We own the night! Goodbye, Blue Moon High! Goodbye, high school! You suck! You did suck!


2:45:26
Unknown_03:  No, as far as a walking simulator goes, this game is a 10 out of 10. It never stops moving. There are really funny sequences stitched together in a way that you really don't have time to get bored of anything if there's nothing going on.


Unknown_03: And the biggest complaint you could make about it is how the plot is a nothing plot. There's not really a plot going on, but it doesn't really matter.


Unknown_03:  It's not really the point of the game.


2:46:04
Unknown_03: It's very troon-coded. Yeah, that's the main issue, is that you can kind of see, like, the developer's, like, fetish.


Unknown_07: Like, I wish I was, like, a cool 17-year-old girl having, like, an exploratory lesbian relationship over shared music interests and shit, but...


Unknown_03:  That's what makes it cringe as opposed to like... Something gay.


Unknown_09: It's scarier than what I said. Don't you forget about me.


Unknown_03: Yep.


2:46:58
Unknown_06:  She went through the front door.


Unknown_07: Oh, yeah.


Unknown_06: I don't know what I'm going to say when we get to your street.


Unknown_07: Just say.


Unknown_07: I'll see you tomorrow.


Unknown_03: Is this the end?


2:47:43
Unknown_06:  Is she leaving Slater behind too? She really is a selfish bitch.


Unknown_06:  Hey, I taped you this.


Unknown_07: What is it?


Unknown_06: It's my album. You know, you could listen to it or whatever.


2:48:16
Unknown_07: Thank you so much.


Unknown_03: I can't believe she's going to leave her friends behind like that.


Unknown_07: Well.


Unknown_03: See you tomorrow.


Unknown_07:  I'll see you tomorrow.


2:48:53
Unknown_01: Oh no!


Unknown_06: I'll see you tomorrow!


2:49:36
Unknown_03:  That's crazy. I can't believe it's already over.


Unknown_03: You can get through it in less than three hours, even if you're pausing to talk about shit.


Unknown_03: Oh.


2:50:26
Unknown_03:  all the fucking money went to this show right here yeah i wouldn't have even played this if people didn't complain so much about it


Unknown_03:  I'll wait for the credit roll and then I'll go over it.


Unknown_03: Ha! There was a thing for acknowledging the Wujiri lands of the Aboriginal tribe where they live in Australia.


2:51:10
Unknown_03: Okay, that's funny.


Unknown_03:  and now she's gone from the bench okay so let's see I think that if you're the type of person to unironically play Life is Strange because you're interested in like a narrative game with very little gameplay I think that this game is probably an unironic 10 out of 10 for those people  And I think that the reviews could probably be unironic if those were the people giving the reviews. Because it does everything that Life is Strange sets out to do as good as humanly possible. You have the director's musical preferences, but they're not shitty indie songs. They're like real music. You have a lesbian plot that's not like,  extremely cringe and overly sexual that was a very big surprise to me that this game is not sexually awkward in any way um it it covers like the topic of like uh what's the word like uh nostalgia or nostalgia both for like a time period and also for like a phase of your life


2:52:46
Unknown_03:  It's very the biggest downside is just sort of like how it's very obvious that this is like the Developers wish fulfillment and knowing the entire time that this is like some weird AGP shit really brings it down and makes it awkward, but I Don't know I feel like if you hate this game and you're worked up about it like your your energy is completely wasted like this I feel like it having played


Unknown_03:  dozens of hours of extremely bad walking simulators at this point. This is probably the absolute best one that I've played so far, but it's not even close. Like Dustborn is like the second closest and Dustborn had really shitty segments that you had to really power through. The best thing about it is that it doesn't overstay its welcome. Life is Strange overstays its welcome. And it's so obvious when they develop those games that they have like a four hour long time slot that every chapter has to fill.


2:53:40
Unknown_03:  And they do everything possible to stretch a chapter to four hours long. And it's like this entire fucking game is not four hours if you play through it fast.


Unknown_03: So, um... Yeah, I don't know.


Unknown_03: I'm actually kind of surprised that this had the outrage it does. Because it's not like... When I read the review about how it's like full-blown DEI politics, I literally can't name a single thing about this game that's like DEI.


Unknown_03:  Like, there were black people in the 90s and 80s in the US, and they were prominent in, like, the music scenes at the time. So...


2:54:16
Unknown_03: I don't know. I guess the offense is that she doesn't really have any build-up. She's just kind of inserted there. But the black guy is from their band. Like, there's no way that character's not based on, like, their black friend from their band in Australia.


Unknown_03: Um...


Unknown_03:  yeah i don't know i i respect this game for respecting my fucking time and uh not dragging on like fucking life is strange does so that is the the basis of my review um yeah that's it i don't know i think that when i first started the game i was like oh fuck what did i get myself into because it just immediately it looks terrible like i don't the decision to make the characters 12 frames per second is i  Terrible, terrible decision in a video game. Because in a video game, you judge the performance of the game based off frame rate, and when the character is moving at 12 frames per second, and you're playing on a $9,000...


2:55:07
Unknown_03:  Nvidia RTX 6,000 Blackwell, uh, workstation card. That's for AI. And you're getting 12 frames per second. You're like, what the fuck is wrong? Is my computer broken? Is this like on the wrong card? And it's like traveling over the PCIe bus to render the frames. Like what the fuck? And then you play it and you're like, wait, everything is a regular frame rate except for the animations. So that was really bad. And then the, the dialogue, it felt bad at the beginning.  Um, but I think it was like the, the kissing mini game, which is like, okay, I understand the game understands this is a stupid ass fucking game and it does not take itself seriously at all. And I can, I can roll with it. I can jive with that. So, um, yeah, I don't know. I guess if you have a friend, I guess I would recommend it to anybody that hates hard games.  and really loves the 90s and 80s, and music from the 90s and 80s, I guess this is your fucking game. They made it just for you. I don't think anybody into that kind of thing would be disappointed.


2:56:19
Unknown_03: Oops.


Unknown_03: I restarted it somehow.


Unknown_03: OK.


Unknown_03:  straight no okay so if um i i promise to play straight which should be about five to six hours i will play that next weekend friday or saturday um but i have to catch up on stuff that i'm behind on uh over sunday so um sunday's gonna be a work day for me uh and i will play that also since i i'm someone in chat i don't know if they're being serious or what but someone in chat said that ppp wanted to watch the amazing digital circus or whatever


2:57:11
Unknown_03:  And if that's actually true, I'm actually down for that.


Unknown_03: Okay. All right. Well, good stream. I feel like I made that entertaining for people. So mission fucking accomplished. Oh, I should acknowledge the Super Chats. I should acknowledge the indigenous Super Chats on which this stream was built. Was that one that I missed?


Unknown_03:  Beverly one for five says, if you sent some backup hardware for LLMs, check the NVIDIA V100.


2:57:45
Unknown_03: Um, I might right now I'm planning on just renting. So I'm going to have to get like a whole fleet of the cheapest cards I possibly can to process backlog. But outside of that, um, that should be fine. Okay.


Unknown_03: Great.


Unknown_03:  Oh, and Ratlord, I missed this one as well, says, this should have been a short film animation. I enjoyed your gameplay, but I wouldn't play it myself. No, I don't think so. Unless you're, like, super into this kind of shit, I don't think that it would be worth playing by yourself. I feel like that we got the maximum, we literally, like, aced this fucking game. I got the maximum enjoyment possible from it, so I'm not disappointed.


2:58:22
Unknown_05: Alright, let's end it there before I ramble. Thank you for watching. Take it easy. Bye-bye.