Thank you.


0:01:30
Unknown_00:  Hello!


Unknown_00: Sorry.


Unknown_02: Okay, there we go.


Unknown_00: Okay.


Unknown_00: I don't think this is woke. It got mixed reviews from people who were complaining there's not enough gameplay, which means that it's a walking simulator, which means that it's right up my alley, so.


Unknown_00:  Sorry, I am very late to this stream because I was driving around and I saw a flea market. So, you know me, chat.


0:02:03
Unknown_00: You know me. When there is a flea market, there's old people selling silver at below melt.


Unknown_00: Okay.


Unknown_07: You are literally Chinese.


Unknown_00: All right, let me refresh this page.


Unknown_00:  Okay, so as I said, I'm committed to doing some game on streams because, um, let me see, advertise the kick somewhere because I want to do the kick partnership. I mean, I guess at this point I was hesitant to go like full on board with kick because I, um, well, I had been warned on kick before for making somebody who was very, very mean


0:02:45
Unknown_00:  and uh are very upset that i was making fun of him and being so mean so i got a warning on kick and i was afraid to go on kick for that reason but in the current environment it appears that rumble is promoting deplatforming so it's like you know what i might as well get my 40 hours a month in and then apply for the the program so i figured i might as well do that in


Unknown_00:  a not deliberately wasteful time and actually stream.


0:03:33
Unknown_00: Okay. Sorry, let me...


Unknown_00: The internet.


Unknown_00: I have a really pain-in-the-ass setup where I use Windows for streaming, and I don't use Windows for anything else. So if I need to do anything, I have to do it on my phone while I have Windows open.


Unknown_00: Such is life. Okay.


Unknown_00:  Alright.


Unknown_00: Romo makes you homosexual, it appears so. There's a sign that I see when they're doing road work. I've always meant to take a picture of this road sign. But it's an orange prop-up sign they put in the road when they have to block a lane. And then allow traffic to go through one lane at a time with a pilot car. And when they do this, they have a sign up that says...  flagger ahead warning you that there's a guy that's directing traffic ahead with the pilot car and i've always thought the flagger ahead sign was very funny and it reminds me of jarbo jarbo every time let me take a picture of the sign so we cannot we can apply it in our daily lives okay let me start recording okay i'm now recording  This is Hellblade, Sinuous Sacrifice. I have no idea what this game is about, but it was rated highly, and apparently it's... I think, insultingly, it was said, this is similar to other games you've played, Life is Strange. No, that's not alcohol, in case you're wondering. It's a prebiotic soda. I'm honestly drinking too much of this. I need to stop drinking prebiotic soda.


0:04:49
Unknown_04: Who are you? Doesn't matter.


Unknown_00: I was not told everybody would be British in this.


Unknown_04:  She's dead?


0:05:42
Unknown_00:  That's a bit of a spoiler. You know the game's not cultural appropriation because she has dreadlocks.


Unknown_05: Or it's not woke because she has dreadlocks and it's cultural appropriation.


0:06:14
Unknown_05:  So she has schizophrenia. Mental health advisor Paul Fletcher. Okay. Yeah, I guess she has schizophrenia. Some are old.


Unknown_00: Some are new, but they've


Unknown_00:  Do schizophrenics also see, like, texts floating in midair? Is that, like, an artistic decision, or is that also a mental health thing? No.


0:06:49
Unknown_05: Oh, there's, like, bodies.


Unknown_00: Sorry, I didn't realize that there were people in Palin and Spike's room here. That would be very hard to do.


Unknown_00:  How would ancient people get sticks up in the water?


Unknown_04: I need subtitles.


0:07:31
Unknown_07: Why are there no subtitles?


Unknown_00: Did they not subtitle the crazy people whispers? Imagine being deaf and playing this sequence then.


Unknown_00: You wouldn't hear any of the whispers.


Unknown_00:  You just think, like, wow, why is she paddling so slowly?


Unknown_00: All these people on sticks reminds me of Path of Exile. In Path of Exile's map design, they make liberal use of impaled people as a prop.


0:08:06
Unknown_04: Here they lie, rotting in the fields and rivers of hell.


Unknown_00:  I've never played the first game before, so I don't know if I would understand the second game. I didn't look into it. It didn't occur to me. They're going to do that to you.


Unknown_05: Can you see them?


Unknown_00: I'm having fun. Can you see them?


Unknown_05: They're going to do that to you.


Unknown_00: Okay, I actually looked over my shoulder because I got freaked out. I wanted this. I sent it really close.


Unknown_00: My audiophile headset is really coming in clutch here. Stop. Can you feel them watching?


0:08:43
Unknown_00:  Yes, I can.


Unknown_07: I know.


Unknown_00: There's like 200 of them.


Unknown_00: Was this game like a big release when it came out? I'm just imagining like the top category of Twitch TV being Hellblade and then there's like 50 people sitting there and it's just like the minute the game launches and everyone can play it, it's just like the same picture of a canoe and like different people soyjacking at it.


0:09:14
Unknown_04: Wouldn't you be?


Unknown_04:  You'd think she would get used to it by now.


Unknown_00: I guess maybe I should be doing that. I'm just sitting here with my hands in my lap.


Unknown_04: It just builds onto itself.


Unknown_00: I once watched a movie with someone who got upset because it was a movie, I think it was by Quentin Tarantino. And he does it old school where he puts the credits in the beginning, I think. And the person I was watching the movie with was really upset that the credits were in the beginning.  I'm like, why is all the credits in the front? I'm like, that's how it used to be. It used to be the credits were in the front.


0:09:46
Unknown_04: It's not original. It's old school. It's different.


Unknown_00:  It's really crazy. Yeah, this game's almost 10 years old. It's really painful to think of, like, 2017 as 10 years ago. But, like, graphics really haven't gotten much better than this. In fact, they've become more stylized, because they realized that, like, the hyper-realistic graphics shit just kind of sucked. So now, like, Deadlocked and stuff, they all go for a more cartoony look, because it looks better.


0:10:19
Unknown_00:  I remember someone said that Ethan Rauf's son is like four or five now, and that blew my mind. Because to me, he'll always be little baby Zanda. Zanda. Did I move?


0:11:11
Unknown_00:  This would terrify me if I was schizophrenic and all my voices in my head were British people.


Unknown_04: It's not too late to get into the boat and go back.


Unknown_04: No one will judge her.


Unknown_04: No one will ever know. Oh, she heard us.


Unknown_04: There's no going back.


Unknown_06:  My voice is sloppy. Something like that.


Unknown_04: Surely now I can move. Okay.


0:12:07
Unknown_00:  Oh, that's right up the gooch. That's not good.


Unknown_00: At least he's covering his dignity.


Unknown_00: Yeah, that's right up the gooch. That's bad.


Unknown_00: Motion blur! Oh, yeah, that needs to go. That needs to die.


Unknown_00: DirectX 12?!


Unknown_00: That's crazy.


Unknown_03: This is, um...


0:12:39
Unknown_00:  I can't turn off motion blur?


Unknown_00: Why can't I turn off motion blur?


Unknown_00: Oh! Of course, the subtitles on and off switch is not in subtitles or accessibility, it's under audio.


Unknown_00: I can't turn off motion blur.


Unknown_00: Okay.


Unknown_05:  I don't know, I try to focus sometimes.


0:13:14
Unknown_00: I'm pretty sure I'm ADHD. Oh, should I talk to this?


Unknown_00: No.


Unknown_00: So I guess we're like in England, because this is where the Celtic people were at, right?


Unknown_00:  Oh yeah, I remember the Celtics did have dreadlocks. That's why there was that thing where it's like, it's not cultural appropriation. The Celtics also had dreadlocks.


Unknown_00: It's still not as simple as it is.


0:13:56
Unknown_06:  I can run  That's pretty cool. Did they actually build stuff like that?


0:14:37
Unknown_00: It's true, it did take several clicks to start the stream.


Unknown_00:  Is that like a head? That's definitely a head.


Unknown_00: Yeah, that's a head.


0:15:19
Unknown_00: I hear a lot of stuff, lady.


Unknown_04:  There's no doubt about it.


Unknown_04: The source of the darkness is in Helheim. And the goddess Hela... She's got three whites.


Unknown_00: She's got crazy eyes.


Unknown_00: I think this game... I can't remember how I found this game. I think I added it to my wish list years ago.  And I think I remember adding it to my wishlist because James Sterling, who was still a man at the time, highly recommended it as, I think he recommended it as the most realistic representation of mental illness he has ever seen in a video game.


0:16:04
Unknown_07: So that explains the three. Oh, I can jump backwards.


Unknown_00: That's a pretty funny running animation.


Unknown_05: His soul still lives.


Unknown_05: She needs to save his soul. The bridge to Hellheim. Where are you?


Unknown_04:  She forgets, too.


Unknown_00: It's the Helheim Bridge. Does it need a name? She also has, like, a brisk jaunt animation. We can lift her, or...


0:16:50
Unknown_00:  I guess I can't. It looks like a secret way.


Unknown_00: How do I do it?


Unknown_00: There's no button for it.


Unknown_00: Not going to give me a control? How do I go climb? How do I climb?


Unknown_00: Interact is F. Oh yeah. You can show that on my screen, you know. That's it. That's it.


Unknown_05: That's it. That's it. That's the way.


Unknown_00:  Yeah, I know how to climb a ladder. The voices are so patronizing. I'm going to be patronized too.


0:17:22
Unknown_00: Some strong, independent Celtic woman. I don't need no voices in my head telling me how to climb ladders. I feel like Skyrim.


Unknown_07: Okay, so the only key to interact with stuff is F, which is a very strange key to use for that.


Unknown_04: No, this is it. The hidden path.


Unknown_00:  I've noticed that the people impaled by their gooch has stopped. I'm gonna press that F key.


0:17:58
Unknown_00: It's your cousin Roman.


Unknown_01: Let's go bowling, Senua.


Unknown_01:  Truth is my truth


0:18:52
Unknown_07:  It's good to see you again.


Unknown_07: You kept your vow. I will guide you in this life and the next.


Unknown_01: I will tell you my stories of hell.


Unknown_01: If I may walk with you.


Unknown_00: Don't say yes.


Unknown_07: Tell me your stories again, old friend.


Unknown_07: I'm listening.


Unknown_00:  Is that her voice? Does she only, like, think?


Unknown_01: Why would you let this demon guy tell you about hell?


0:19:33
Unknown_00: I guess I fucked up the quick time event.


Unknown_00: Is there another key that I have to press to focus? Oh, it's E key.


Unknown_00:  Okay, I see. I can see one.


Unknown_01: Hold it in your mind's eye. Find one like it to open the gate. I was going to say, she needs lithium bad.


Unknown_00: Oh, I have to find the other M to open it? Okay.


Unknown_00: There's lots of M's. It's near.


Unknown_00: Focus, and you will find it.


0:20:11
Unknown_00: Oh, I have to focus on the floating M's? Is that what it is?


Unknown_00:  I see all the floating eggs. From here?


0:20:44
Unknown_00:  Is it open now?


Unknown_05: The gate is open. Go through the gate. Go through it.


Unknown_00: Okay. You should have told me that before.


Unknown_05: So she's just like completely fucking nuts.


Unknown_00: I spent six years enslaved in hell.


Unknown_01: But I watched the Northmen.


Unknown_01: Learned their ways.


Unknown_04: I know you did.


Unknown_01: You listen? When everyone else laughed.


Unknown_00: That must be Senua's voice when she replies. My wife.


Unknown_00:  She just doesn't talk. She just thinks... This would be... This would be murder. I'm sorry, this is fucking like... In real life... That would fucking kill you. You would not be able to do this.


0:21:15
Unknown_00: Imagine trying to walk across this while getting a bucket of water dumped on your head like that.


Unknown_04: Another voice joins us. She was trying to make them go away.


Unknown_00:  So do schizophrenics think they can't open doors until they go and look at something in particular? Is that a real thing?


0:21:47
Unknown_00: I'm not being facetious. I don't know.


Unknown_04: I guess it's the same with heights. You can stand on the edge, pretend it's going to be okay.


Unknown_00: That's what OCD is. But you know that death is near, waiting for you to make that little sound. Wow. I already fuck up?


Unknown_00: No.


Unknown_00:  So wait. Oh, I did fuck up.


0:22:18
Unknown_00: Oh, I guess I have to do stuff. I see.


Unknown_00: She did just die horrifically. It's a mouse movement. I did kill her. I'm sorry.


Unknown_00:  It's no longer a walking simulator. We now have other things. Ah, the M. The world of the dead is ruled by the giantess, Hela, daughter of Loki.


0:22:54
Unknown_01: The gods feared her bloodline, bad on her mother's side. I thought this was Celtic.


Unknown_03: Loki is Norse.


Unknown_01: The Allfather cast her down into Helheim and gave her power over those who die of sickness, age, hardship, and self-slaughter.


Unknown_01:  In all of the nine worlds, only Hela can resurrect the dead.


Unknown_01: To Hela, your Dillion was sacrificed.


Unknown_01: And with her, you must bargain.


Unknown_00: We're going to Hela find Dillion. I can't escape games that have Hela in it as a dialogue word.


0:23:35
Unknown_00: I know that the Norse invaded the British Isles.


Unknown_04:  There's sort of a loss of tension knowing that she's just crazy. You know what I mean?


0:24:14
Unknown_00:  Like, we're in the ruins of some old castle.


Unknown_00: The, um...


Unknown_00: I guess the Norse went to the UK and saw how shitty it was, and they're like, we gotta go found America.


Unknown_00: And they skipped over to Newfoundland, and they became the Newfies.


0:24:55
Unknown_00:  Can I do shit? I really hate being blamed for things I didn't do.


0:25:42
Unknown_00:  She's got the three white that's why she looks so crazy What do I have to fight now Oh Okay


Unknown_06:  I can't move. Oh, you have to rip posts.


Unknown_00: I get fucked.


Unknown_06: I think you're so scary.


0:26:28
Unknown_00:  Do I have to, like, click when I glean this after I do the parry? God, you suck, dude. Oh, this guy sucks.


Unknown_00: There must have been Darkside Phil playing.


Unknown_00:  The little gleam makes me think... Ah!


Unknown_06: Oh no.


0:27:11
Unknown_00: I can't...


Unknown_00: I can't Sneed!


Unknown_00:  Dude, imagine watching this. What do you try boxing with shadows and looking nice at the end of it?


0:27:55
Unknown_00: You okay?


Unknown_00:  The shadows were definitely a scripted thing.


Unknown_04: Of what's to come.


Unknown_04: Poor Senua.


Unknown_04: The darkness does not bargain.


Unknown_04: It does not reason.


Unknown_04: It is wrought.


Unknown_04: And now it has taken hold.


Unknown_04: It will spread towards her head.


0:28:27
Unknown_04: The seed of the soul.


Unknown_04:  Until there is nothing left of her.


Unknown_00: No, no. Don't do that. Stop it.


Unknown_00: Stop it.


Unknown_04: All of her suffering will have been for nothing.


Unknown_04: It's just a matter of time.


Unknown_00:  And yet posters in the articles and happenings thread called the woman hate thread would still want to smash. I'm just saying, I'm just saying they would still, they would still want to smash.


0:29:01
Unknown_00: That's it. All my progress will be lost.


Unknown_04:  The hardest battles are fought in the mind.


Unknown_00: This is like the Dark Souls of walking simulators.


Unknown_04: With every defeat, the dark rot will grow and soon it will take her soul.


0:29:47
Unknown_04: But for now at least she still has control of her mind.


Unknown_00: Is there for real a promo death thing in this game?  He's not mine.


Unknown_01: Listen to me, Senua. The goddess Hela lies behind the gate to Helheim.


0:30:21
Unknown_01: To open the gate, you must first face the gods that guard it.


Unknown_01:  The god of fire, Surt.


Unknown_01: And the god of illusion. It's clearly a second R on the word Surt. Spill their blood to open the gate to Helheim and enter the land of the dead.


Unknown_05: Okay, there's too many letters on that one.


Unknown_05:  Am I going for the squid pineapple? Or the hurricane somewhat?


Unknown_00: I'm going for the hurricane.


0:30:57
Unknown_05: Reminds me of home. I like ravens.


Unknown_00: I am haunted by bongs already.


Unknown_05: I don't have to imagine.


Unknown_01:  Follow the path to Valravn and defeat him in battle to earn his mark. The gate to Helheim cannot be opened without it.


0:31:29
Unknown_00: I got you.


Unknown_00: I figured it out. There's like three buttons. Don't worry about that.


Unknown_00: You know, I can't help but think that this beautiful scenery would only be improved with thousands of Indians. What do you guys think?


Unknown_00:  It's so lonely. It's so barren and desolate.


Unknown_00: After you defeat the two gods, you must go on 4chan.org slash poll and post about your political takes.


0:32:13
Unknown_01: Illusion hides the path to Balravn.


Unknown_01:  Don't trust your eyes.


Unknown_01: Find another way to see the truth. What's that?


Unknown_05: It's a door.


Unknown_05: Push it. Push it.


Unknown_00: Push it. I am pushing it.


Unknown_00: Stop telling me what to do. I did do it.


0:32:47
Unknown_06:  You're working this week. Me too. Me too, buddy. I got eight hours to put in this weekend.


0:33:19
Unknown_00:  No, I can't jump down.


Unknown_00: She's got dainty little ankles. I feel like this game is running at like 400 frames per second until I load like a new part of the map and then it stutters a bit. I've seen, bro. She's got like the three whites.


Unknown_00: She hits you with that crazy look.


0:33:56
Unknown_00:  Would he? I mean, he could try. I have a feeling she'd chop it off, though. I know.


Unknown_04: Tell me about it. Me and Senua have a lot in common. You again.


0:34:33
Unknown_00:  Yeah, you suck. We evade? There's more buttons I have to press now.


0:35:11
Unknown_00:  How do I evade? Is it like the red gleam? They're not really doing the evading thing. That was neat, I think.


Unknown_00: They're no longer giving me any sparkles. I need sparkles, goddammit.


0:35:44
Unknown_00:  This was Dark Souls, I'd definitely be dead by now. I can tell them to fucking up what they want me to do. But don't worry, I can spam the clicks.


Unknown_06: This is advanced walking.


Unknown_00: Imagine if life is strange, but eventually...


Unknown_00:  Max had a complete mental breakdown and started beating Chloe to death with lampposts.


0:36:17
Unknown_00: Okay, hurricanesome.


Unknown_01: Valravn's power of illusion comes from ravens. Align the ravens to break his magic sieve. Align them?


Unknown_07:  Align the ravens?


Unknown_00: Ah!


Unknown_00: Ravens.


0:36:57
Unknown_00: I need to align them.


Unknown_00: Oh, I have to align them in like a different way?


Unknown_00: Oh no.


Unknown_00:  Did I need to be absolutely perfect with it? Chat, help.


Unknown_00: Yeah. How do I do that?


Unknown_01: Is it this? Do I interact with this?


0:37:49
Unknown_00:  chat chat oh i have to climb the rock okay i got you so there's a thing over here okay sorry the number one thing that a game can do to utterly buck break me is force me to backtrack if i ever have to backtrack in this game it will completely destroy my perception of reality


Unknown_00:  Oh, there's another thing over here. Okay, sorry.


Unknown_00: Who's lighting these fires for me? Maybe they're also part of her fantasy.


Unknown_00: I do it from up here? I had them aligned. Oh, there we go.


Unknown_00:  I want to hear from an actual schizophrenic what the mental barrier to opening doors is.


0:38:51
Unknown_00: My suspension of disbelief is broken for that. I don't see how there's an equivalent. Do you feel it? It's like crossing into another world.


Unknown_04:  You laugh but she's gonna write her own operating system.


Unknown_05: Again.


0:39:46
Unknown_05:  I see them right there. Yeah, I know. I heard. How do I get over there? You said to line the ravens up.


Unknown_01:  Challenge me! What have you seen?


0:40:18
Unknown_00:  Dude, it must have been really hard to be schizophrenic back when they made idols, like creepy idols to all their gods and shit. At that point, they're just fucking with you. It's not even funny.


0:40:50
Unknown_00: Am I supposed to do it? Am I supposed to backtrack now?


Unknown_00: Just look at this thing?


Unknown_00:  I feel like the map is changing as I move through it.


Unknown_00: I think that's a deliberative part of it trying to fuck with me, because I'm pretty sure things are changing as I walk around.


0:41:28
Unknown_06: Fight me!


Unknown_06:  Is she lost?


Unknown_00: I'm not lost.


Unknown_04: Last winter, before the tragedy, she journeyed into the woods.


Unknown_00: Oh, you got a pull. It's a pull handle. Berries, roots, rabbits. It's not uncommon, you see.


Unknown_04: We call such a person a gallant.


0:42:00
Unknown_04:  Some, like truth, become gelt in search of penance.


Unknown_04: Others, like Senua, approach a curse.


Unknown_00: Those who make it back are forever changed. I see it.


Unknown_04: I see it.


0:42:35
Unknown_00:  I was going to say, you can't go through that. Come on now.


Unknown_00:  It's going to jump scare me. I have a feeling. It's going to go blue-goody-blue.


Unknown_00: No. It's giving something to me. It keeps calling me a retard.


Unknown_05: Well, she can't get up ladders?


0:43:19
Unknown_05:  I know. There's no ending music either.


Unknown_00: Well, that's why she couldn't get through before. Man, I'm just gonna drop this on the ground. Fuck you.


0:44:07
Unknown_00:  um did i go the wrong way i'm a little bit confused chat clearly i need to get up there but i cannot get up there what did i miss


Unknown_00:  And now she can't go, she can't go back? Okay, now we can go back.


Unknown_00: Oh, is there like, there's a, if I go through this way, there's gonna be some way to get up there.


Unknown_06: Right?


Unknown_00: No?


Unknown_00: What's the point of that?


Unknown_06: What's the point of that thing right there?


Unknown_00: The arches?


0:44:59
Unknown_00: Oh, can I like... No?


Unknown_00:  Arches change when you look through them.


Unknown_00: Yeah, I got that part.


Unknown_00: There's clearly no way to go through there.


Unknown_00: What am I supposed to see when I go through the arch? Do I go through the arch like twice and fuck it up?


Unknown_07: The McDonald's arches.


0:45:35
Unknown_00:  At the end it's like ba-da-ba-ba-ba and they give her like a hamburger and she's like, oh, fuck yeah, I'm so hungry.


Unknown_00: Oh.


Unknown_00: They have changed.


Unknown_00: I'm on this side of the arch now, right? So now there's a ladder? Did I step through the arch like twice and fuck it up?


Unknown_00: The spirit should have mansplained a little bit better, to be honest with you.


Unknown_07:  Listen, you're stupid. You went through the arch twice and now you can't climb up it.


0:46:11
Unknown_00: Stupid little girl. I really, really, really do not think that you would enjoy watching me play Dota 2. I really, I'm sorry. Okay. I don't think that that's a thing.


Unknown_00:  When it does that echo reverb thing, it sounds like a meme.


Unknown_00: Or some meme that does the echo thing.


0:46:59
Unknown_00: I would never, ever, ever play Elden Ring.  Someone literally, and I still think about this and feel bad about it every so often. Someone paid me literally like $2,000 to play that samurai game by the Elden Ring people. And I never did it. I just couldn't do it. I just couldn't be bothered. It's like you have to memorize all the boss attack patterns. I'm just like, no. I got shit to do.


Unknown_00: Yeah, Sekiro.


Unknown_04:  Just because you're crazy doesn't mean they're actually not out to get you.


0:48:06
Unknown_00:  He's a big boy. Why are you so big?


Unknown_06: He is super.


Unknown_00: Oh, okay, when he's shielding it, you can't just slam your buttons on him.


0:48:44
Unknown_00:  Wait, there was a second one. I'm trying not to... Yeah! I appreciate the voices telling me


Unknown_00:  telling me that someone's going to hit me from behind. The voices are very useful.


0:49:17
Unknown_00: I wish I had voices that were helpful like that. They're like, no, don't post the N-word.


Unknown_00: It'll get you in trouble.


Unknown_00: No, don't say that about them. They won't give you money.


Unknown_00: No, you fool. If you ban this person, they will become your greatest A-log. Oh, fuck. Thanks, voice.


0:49:51
Unknown_00:  Did I not defeat the zombie ghost? Did I miss the spot? Was the spot I was supposed to go in there? Oh, there's the thing. Ah.


Unknown_00:  The real rune of power. The end. You gotta be careful when you use this rune.


0:50:25
Unknown_01: Fair.


Unknown_04:  Do you know what it's like to leave everything behind?


Unknown_04: Your home.


Unknown_04: Loved ones.


0:50:56
Unknown_04: To head deep into the wilds.


Unknown_04: Perhaps never to return.


Unknown_00: Yes.


Unknown_04: Senua does.


Unknown_04: Because when darkness speaks, it changes everything.


Unknown_04: Turning home into a foreign land and loved ones into strangers.


Unknown_04:  Exile makes sense when you realize that you were never really home in the first place.


0:51:27
Unknown_00: Twinning.


Unknown_00: Another door. There are some people, when I searched how long this game is,  They said it's like 12 hours if you explore everything, about 6 to 8 if you play through it.


Unknown_00: And then, um...


Unknown_00: It said that if you speedrun it, it's 6 hours.


0:51:59
Unknown_00: Imagine speedrunning this game. Are there speedrunners who are life is strange?


Unknown_05:  I like the song. It's all raven. I love this song.


Unknown_05:  It's over here.


Unknown_05: It's over here. It's there. It's over there. No, it's here. There's two. It's over here.


0:52:32
Unknown_05: It's over here. It's over here. This reminds me of somewhere.


Unknown_00: Well, I have to go to the other side, I guess.


Unknown_05: Where? Which forest? I think I should really get the fucking lead out.


Unknown_00: What?


Unknown_00:  I feel like this is the exact same running animation they use in Life is Strange.


Unknown_05: She wanted to fight her own darkness. She thought she could beat her own darkness. Did she beat her darkness?


Unknown_00: No. No, she didn't. She lost that shit fucking bad.


0:53:05
Unknown_05: Druth. Druth helped her.


Unknown_05: If it wasn't for Druth, she'd be dead.


Unknown_05: She can't beat her own darkness.


Unknown_00:  Whoa, deadly spikes. Check out that deadly spike down there.


Unknown_00: Apparently the lighting effects is like a real schizo thing. Like the weird lights.


Unknown_00: Okay, did I accomplish anything by going over that? Oh yeah, I'm on this side now, right?


Unknown_05: She nearly died. She thought the curse made her tainted.


0:53:35
Unknown_05: Druth helped her.


Unknown_00:  Check it out. Ravens?


Unknown_05: Even British people don't say Ravens.


Unknown_00: Ravens.


0:54:13
Unknown_00:  Yes, this is the most accurate depiction of mental health issues according to Jim Sterling.


Unknown_04: She was trying to find lithium.


0:54:58
Unknown_00:  Find the Chinese, they have lithium. Do they?


Unknown_00: Did no, uh, was I not supposed to walk through that? Nothing changed.


Unknown_00: Dude, I don't know where she is.


Unknown_00: Hope I was not supposed to go through that.


Unknown_00: Oh, there's the other one.


0:55:40
Unknown_00:  The ravens are symbolic.


Unknown_00: I'm not quite sure how they're symbolic, but they are.


Unknown_01: The Northmen say that Odin and his brothers killed Ymir and that the world of men was formed from his corpse.


Unknown_01: They made his bones into stone and his flesh into earth and his blood into the salt sea.


Unknown_01:  They set his skull to be the bowl of the sky, with his brains for clouds. That's pretty fucking metal. Odin and his brothers caught the sparks flying from Muspel, and made them into stars. And to protect the new world from giants, they used unusual, curving blinders as walls.


0:56:13
Unknown_00: Well, I guess I can't do that.


Unknown_00: Um...


Unknown_00:  I wonder how Christianity conquered all the pagans. You ever wonder that? Like, what was it about them being like, yeah, you should just, like, believe in Jesus. Like, they're like, yeah, all this shit about Odin and the magic runes, that shit's fucking gay. Fuck that.


0:56:49
Unknown_00: Money?


0:57:24
Unknown_00:  Death and torture.


Unknown_00: Okay. I'm gonna be real with you. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.


Unknown_00: I'm gonna go through the thingy again. Hopefully this will work.


0:58:00
Unknown_00:  Just because they merged the holidays, that's not good enough.


Unknown_00: Because they started calling Diwali Jesus Day. They wouldn't be like, oh fuck, let's celebrate Diwali with all the Indians now.


Unknown_00: Is this always here? Did I miss that? Did I have to walk through the gate?


Unknown_06:  The ravens. Where have we gone?


0:58:35
Unknown_04: Looking back, I was so naive to think she could banish it on her own. The further she saw into the darkness, the more she struggled to see anything at all.


Unknown_04: And the gloom.


Unknown_04:  Oh my god, a rage quit.


Unknown_00: Thank you. What? I think that the main reason was money. Because they did trade and stuff. And they're like, well, if you want me to trade with you, you have to stop with all this Odin shit. And then I guess they weren't very convinced about it, because they were just like, yeah, okay.


0:59:20
Unknown_00:  I couldn't have been that convinced about their, about loci and the brain clouds. I think Judaism also works that way.


Unknown_00: You gotta love Israel if you want to do business. And then everyone's just like, yeah, okay.


Unknown_05:  The gate is open.


Unknown_04: I did it. There is no such thing as victory when it comes to the darkness.


0:59:56
Unknown_04: It's like it doesn't want to kill her. Yet. It will gnaw at her, biding its time.


Unknown_04: Only when she is at her weakest will it strike to kill.


Unknown_04: Will she find Dillion


Unknown_00:  So, like, in real life, what is happening? She's, like, meandering about the ruins of this castle and, like, looking at a door three different ways, and then she's like, yep, okay, time to open it.


1:00:40
Unknown_00: Like, is this what schizophrenics on the street are doing? They're trying to open the door to the McDonald's, so they're, like...  stumbling around trying to line up the shit to get the arches to align and stuff. Yeah, that's true.


1:01:16
Unknown_00:  Should respect the McDonald's people. They're out there struggling for their cheeseburger. You don't gotta struggle for your cheeseburger.


Unknown_07: Tell me a story.


Unknown_01: Senua, listen.


Unknown_01: I will tell you the tale of a man called Findon.


Unknown_01: Findon? The Northmen captured Findon's sister, and his father sent him to pay for her release. But they took his gold, put him in chains, and held him for a day and a night without food or water.


Unknown_01:  Then they released him.


1:01:48
Unknown_01: I don't know why.


Unknown_01: Upon his return, his father's enemies in Arryn set fire to his home.


Unknown_01: His father burnt to death, and his brother was killed.


Unknown_01: But he escaped with sorrow in his heart.


Unknown_01:  His father's enemies offered redress for his loss and invited him to a feast that was at a hall near the sea.


Unknown_01: But when he went there, they betrayed him to the Northmen, who enslaved him and took him to hell.


1:02:22
Unknown_01: Six years later, his slave masters landed on the shores of Orkney, burning all before them.


Unknown_01: And into that fire, Findon made his escape.


Unknown_01:  What was, Findon, burnt away that day.


Unknown_01: But from the flames, a new man stepped forward.


Unknown_01: And Druth was born.


Unknown_01: I see. Druth.


Unknown_01: The man that I am now. And though Findon never set eyes on his dear sister again, I, Druth,


1:03:04
Unknown_01:  Am I supposed to climb up that thing?


Unknown_00:  Ew. I think I am.


1:03:43
Unknown_00: There is a crazy tree right there. I can't go that way.


Unknown_00: It feels like that should be right, but it's not.


Unknown_00: I have to get up there to that nest.


Unknown_00: There's no rocks here. Okay, I can go down those.


Unknown_00:  Walking on a tree made by... Why is it made by... What is the... What is the symbolism of a tree?


Unknown_06: I'm missing a piece.


1:04:31
Unknown_00: No, I'm definitely supposed to see it from someplace.


Unknown_00:  It is kind of weird to have a weird tree here. You're right.


Unknown_00: The tree doesn't actually exist, though. The tree is a figment of her imagination.


Unknown_00: You're definitely supposed to get into that nest, but how you get into that nest is a mystery to me. And it doesn't help that the map changes constantly as I meander about.


1:05:05
Unknown_00: Now there's not, like, a way back up there, right? So, because you have to go this way.


Unknown_00:  I'm getting kind of hungry watching her run so much. Do you know what I mean? So she must be starving.


1:05:44
Unknown_00: Feed her. This tree, this is what's pissing me off. Why is this here?


Unknown_00:  What is the point of adding an evil tree there that blocks my way? Do I have to go backwards and go back into the loop and then the tree is gone? If it's the other loop I have to walk all the way back to, I'm going to be really pissed off.


Unknown_00: Can I now go up that?


Unknown_00: Oh no.


1:06:33
Unknown_00:  Oh now I can't okay Wow Do a loop-de-loop and pull and your shoes are looking cool Yeah, I do need some yellow paint can you hallucinate some fucking yellow paint lady I


Unknown_05:  Oh no, behind you.


Unknown_07: It's coming back for me. You're not a very good schizophrenic if you didn't see that one coming.


1:07:38
Unknown_04:  I remember.


Unknown_00: Wakey wakey. It didn't end well in the wilds.


Unknown_04: It never does.


Unknown_00: This isn't a dream, it's a nightmare. Make sense of it.


Unknown_04: And once relief settles in.


Unknown_04:  It's like there's a crow pecking her or something.


1:08:22
Unknown_04:  Take my iron mirror. Look into it.


Unknown_01:  Within, you will see the face of the darkness that you fear. And if you focus, like I have taught you to, you will also see that as much as the darkness has you trapped within its veil, it too is trapped in yours. The big crow pecking her.


1:08:57
Unknown_00: Focus! Focus!


Unknown_00: Focus!


Unknown_00: Fuck you, crow. I see you now.


Unknown_06:  You let me to the wilds. You trapped me there. Oh, no. Raven butt.


1:09:31
Unknown_00:  This isn't the real one I would like to kill the one right next to me


1:10:32
Unknown_02:  They're dead. What? I'm dead. Sorry.


Unknown_00:  She died to literal insanity.


1:11:09
Unknown_00: The game restarted and immediately threw me into a combo! It threw me into a wombo combo!


Unknown_00:  It did! It really did throw me into a wombo combo. And now I have to repeat the whole fight.


Unknown_06: Okay, I have to look this up, because it's driving me crazy.


1:11:47
Unknown_00: Is the right button... Oh, it is a heavy strike.


Unknown_00: Okay. I was thinking, is there a difference between right and...


Unknown_06:  Oh no! Now I have no HP for dealing with Birdman.


1:12:34
Unknown_00:  What? I have to time that better, I guess.


Unknown_00: That's the only one I can block. This is too much like Dark Souls. Okay. Whoa.


1:13:20
Unknown_00:  That one I can barrage and I can block because it's so telegraphed.


Unknown_00: Oh, he couldn't attack me because I was...


Unknown_02:  Okay. Why are there three of them now?


Unknown_05: So if I fuck this one up, then I have to, like, redo everything. Ah, stop it!


1:13:58
Unknown_06: Okay.


1:14:30
Unknown_03:  Ahhh! Defend yourself!


Unknown_00: No, wait, can I not? No, no, no, no, no, go away! You can do this! Focus!


Unknown_06: Focus! Now! Focus! Focus! Focus now! Ah! Focus! Focus now!


Unknown_00:  He's a zombie ghost. It's not even fair.


1:15:01
Unknown_00: Oh.


Unknown_00: The mirror?


Unknown_00: Oh, they meant literally focus. They meant press the button. I see. Oh, I'm dead.


1:15:35
Unknown_00:  Don't say that!


Unknown_00: You try... You try beating this fucking spooky-ass skeleton motherfucker where you have a bunch of neggers negging you all fucking day.  God. Yeah, fuck you.


1:16:10
Unknown_01:  The mark of Valravn. One of the keys to the gate to Helheim.


1:16:42
Unknown_01: Hold it in your mind's eye.


Unknown_00: In real life, she just like clobbered like a pig to death.


Unknown_00: She just beat a pig to death with like a tree branch. Unfair, isn't it?


Unknown_04: In those dark winter nights in the wilds, there were times when she considered...


Unknown_04:  I've never even heard of Mind's Eye. They did a really good job making her look completely fucking nuts.


1:17:17
Unknown_00: Her, like, eyes are, like, always slight. Like, her pupils are massive. Three whites. No blinking.


1:18:12
Unknown_04:  When she was younger, she would lay in the grass and stare at the plants.


Unknown_04: And then she saw them.


Unknown_04: Elusive.


Unknown_04: Shifting faces. After a while she could see the faces of everything.


Unknown_04: The trees. The mountains.


Unknown_00: Caves. I don't see any faces.


1:18:55
Unknown_00:  You wouldn't be surprised if they found some schizo actress? Is it literally Channing? Okay, Channing, act natural. We're gonna face-rig this to you.


Unknown_00: This is right. Am I going the right way? Is there a map? Logan Day?


Unknown_00: Logan Day, the face-rig for the


Unknown_00:  Schizophrenic?


Unknown_06: Yeah?


Unknown_00: That might play out. I feel like I'm just going completely the wrong way.


1:19:29
Unknown_00:  No, I am going the right way. This is the other crazy door, right?


1:20:46
Unknown_05:  Behind you, watch out!


1:21:34
Unknown_00:  Nice! Ah! Ah!


1:22:09
Unknown_00:  Oh, that's like the window for hacking, right?


1:22:43
Unknown_00:  Oh, I have it. Okay, I got you. I know what to do now.


Unknown_00: No, I fucked it up. I fucked it up again.


Unknown_00: No, you're supposed to do the swing, god damn it.


Unknown_00: God fucking do. I'm not lost over time.


Unknown_00: Tell me what to do, you're fucking me up.


1:23:16
Unknown_02:  Fuck, fuck, fuck.


Unknown_00: Let me attack! What? Oh, I'm gonna die. I can't figure out this fucking combo.


1:23:50
Unknown_00:  Because I was... Dude.


Unknown_06:  Okay, I figured it out. I remember in the controls there was a melee button.


Unknown_00: You have to kick him for you to attack his shield.


1:24:25
Unknown_01: The Northmen say that in the beginning there was nothing but darkness. Better cold to the north, fiery hot to the south.


Unknown_01: They say the cold formed ice which melted from the sparks from the south.


Unknown_01:  The power of the darkness gave life to the dripping ice.


Unknown_01: And the first giant was born and was named Ymir.


Unknown_00: That looks like a pineapple squid to me, bro.


1:25:01
Unknown_00: Surely schizophrenics don't see fire.


Unknown_00:  Did they really see fire?


Unknown_01: What a shitty fucking life. I'm not gonna lie. Walking around, you're getting constant, like, headaches because everything's all fucky-wucky.


1:25:36
Unknown_04:  I don't know what this one is. It means life.


Unknown_00: Do I not get the... Is there hyper-melanism spreading?


Unknown_00:  It's still in her hand, ain't it?


Unknown_01: Niflheim. There's a face. I see one. It looks like Omech from the Lost Temple, the Nickelodeon games.


1:26:27
Unknown_00:  Schizophrenics don't take meds for being schizo, though. I don't know why. We try to give them a schizophrenic medication, and they never take it.


Unknown_00: I once had an actual schizophrenic confront me. I was at a public event in Europe, and I was taking photos. I had just bought a new camera, and I was having a lot of fun playing with it.


Unknown_00: And, um...


Unknown_00:  While I was taking it, this guy walks up to me, and in his local language, he starts yelling at me. I'm like, I only speak English. And I thought he was like a beggar or something. And then he says, oh, well, I also speak language. Delete those pictures of me. And I'm like, what? And I even showed him the camera. I'm like, bro, there's no pictures of you.


1:27:35
Unknown_00:  You again, huh? Well, that was one of those things you can't do. Sorry, Chud. You thought you were so cool. You just got kicked in the nuts by a girl. Bam. Ouch. I think we're dead.


Unknown_01: Oh, Jesus.


Unknown_00: Fuck me.


1:28:11
Unknown_00:  Hot in the nuts. This is a true grill boss fan. Running around, kicking moids in the nuts. Ouch.


1:28:54
Unknown_00:  Can't tell me I won while there's still dudes up around.


Unknown_00: Use the mirror? There's no way. That's not a control, is it?


Unknown_00: Block. Change target. Oh, there is a way to change targets.


Unknown_00:  Anyways, did anyone have any response to my story about the schizophrenic hassling me for my photos? I didn't take any pictures of them. I was even like looking up. I remember what it was. I was taking pictures of a church. I was taking pictures of like a church tower. Like one of those cool European old churches. And I was like looking up taking pictures.  So I didn't have any, like, pictures of people at all because I wasn't taking pictures. I don't give a fuck about people. I'm not one of those people, like, certain photographers who may be professors at Caledon University, who will not be named, seem to think taking pictures of people is the height of photography. But as a matter of fact, bitch, it's not. Nobody wants to see people in the fucking street walking around my little fucking business and shit.


1:30:06
Unknown_01:  How did somebody explain Mario to you? So bro, imagine this. Imagine there's a guy jumping around off cliffs in New Zealand. And he's Italian, of course.


Unknown_00:  And he's riding a dinosaur, and he's doing a lot of mushrooms.


1:30:44
Unknown_00: Like, a lot of mushrooms.


Unknown_00: And he's stomping on all the local wildlife, just murdering... Oh, I keep missing... God, fuck. I was thinking about Mario.


Unknown_00:  And now they're all burned up. Oh, I see. I see. Wait. I see. I thought that meant life.


Unknown_00: Not a whole lot of life going on here.


1:31:22
Unknown_00: Screams will help me.


Unknown_00: I see.


Unknown_06:  Well, this is the death.


Unknown_00: The death one has the downward pointing arrow.


1:32:07
Unknown_00:  I really don't know what to do.


Unknown_00: New York?


Unknown_00: The numbers, Mason, what do they mean? Oh, towards the rims? I thought I just saw them.


Unknown_00:  Yeah, it wants me to find those letters, like before.


1:32:38
Unknown_05: Okay, there's a bunch of N's.


Unknown_00: And then there's a bunch of Y's. Does it want me to look this way? No, there's nothing interesting. Lady.


Unknown_00: Yeah, there's a bunch of N's, you see them?


1:33:20
Unknown_00:  This is all the death, and then the H is up there. Am I supposed to look at the dead bodies from up here?


Unknown_00:  Yeah, I see the fucking- oh wait, this? These bodies?


1:33:54
Unknown_00: Yeah, I see them.


Unknown_00: I don't- I honestly don't know what the fuck he wants me to do.


Unknown_00:  Because there's like two sets of runes. There's a bunch of bodies stacked up there. And then there's a bunch of bodies stacked up there. The runes are divided. I kind of get the feeling they want me to look at both of them at the same time.


Unknown_00: But I don't get it.


1:34:32
Unknown_00: Yeah, I see the runes.


Unknown_00: Okay, somebody look it up for me.


Unknown_07: Star runecrafting?


Unknown_00:  Yeah, I'm gonna cast, um, what is it? It's like Crush Undead or something.


Unknown_00: It does need yellow paint. I'm looking at all the toasty bodies. Ah!


1:35:04
Unknown_00:  I literally am just walking around and happened to accomplish that on accident.


Unknown_00: Okay, so now I want a Y. I guess the Y's are up there. What's this be looking at?


Unknown_00: Or that thing right there?


Unknown_00: Oh, wow. Okay, I got you.


Unknown_01: The path to Helheim is sealed to the living.


Unknown_01: But you already walk amongst the dead.


1:35:40
Unknown_01:  It feels like DSP.


Unknown_00: Motherfucker, you weren't telling me that I have to line shit up. The next enemy is going to be that Muslim guy.


Unknown_00: Mumbai zombie.


Unknown_00: Mama love my ding dong.


Unknown_01:  I rode their storm of fire, death, slavery.


Unknown_00: I already made the operating system joke.


Unknown_02: Really. I know it well.


1:36:14
Unknown_07: And I'm still here to fight it.


Unknown_06:  She's weak.


1:36:45
Unknown_06: She's so...


1:37:17
Unknown_00:  It's easier said than done. Surprise him. How about you go fucking surprise him? He's so fucking smart. You wanna fucking play, bitch?


1:37:52
Unknown_05:  What?


Unknown_00: Stop doing the fucking heart. You're fucking dead. Wicker man motherfucker.


Unknown_00:  Now this is really starting to be unfair.


1:38:29
Unknown_00: Ah, fuck me, I'm about to die. Ah! Ah!


Unknown_00:  What the fuck? He broke the fucking combo to hit me.


Unknown_00: That would be unacceptable.


1:39:04
Unknown_00: Dark Souls players like, ah.


Unknown_00: You are strong, individual.


Unknown_00: The pineapple.


Unknown_06:  Run! Run for your life! Run! Run! Run! Run the wrong way!


1:39:43
Unknown_01:  You hear that shout?


Unknown_00:  These are two Bud Lights. That's because they put that Trinshine shit in those games.


Unknown_05: How will she get through? Oh no. Really?


1:40:15
Unknown_04: There's always another way.


Unknown_05:  We had a global moderator in the early days of the Quickie forums and his name was Surt. I always called him Surtr.


1:40:54
Unknown_00:  Like the suture? That's how his name looked. Find the fire, Senua. To follow the path to Surt.


Unknown_05:  It's too far. She'll never find it. She'll never make her way back. She needs to remember the way back. What happens when she finds it? Everything will burn. Concentrate. Concentrate on where you're going. She needs to remember the path. Everything will burn.


Unknown_01: She won't.


Unknown_05: She won't be able to tell.


Unknown_01: The Northmen believe that the world will be destroyed someday.


1:41:29
Unknown_01: They call it Ragnarok, the destiny of the gods.


Unknown_01:  Asgard will be attacked by certain and the fire giants a monstrous It's where that the runes don't follow you if you walk away from them Like I want to sit down and stare at the fucking rock while you talk to me, bro. The Northmen made fire sacrifices burning slaves like me to reveal the path to search I


Unknown_01:  I searched for meaning in their suffering, in their eyes, but they just screamed like helpless pigs.


1:42:10
Unknown_00: Yeah, people tend to scream when they're on fire.


1:42:51
Unknown_00:  Even the friendly voice is screaming at her now.


Unknown_01: Do your gods answer your prayers, Senua?


Unknown_01:  I asked the gods for mercy. All of them, even theirs.


Unknown_03: None answered.


Unknown_01: He's a real actor, I think.


Unknown_00: In the end, I set myself free.


Unknown_01: Defy the gods, Senua. Find your own path like I find mine.


Unknown_06: My gods abandoned me.


1:43:42
Unknown_00:  Back to the ends. Oh wait, never mind. This isn't an end. I think this is the ER You got to find the ER chip Yeah, this might be a hard ER


Unknown_01:  The Northmen of Hell worship the Devourers, insatiable gods of darkness.


1:44:15
Unknown_01: I come from Eryn, Senua, where I once followed my own gods, the Tuatha de Danann.


Unknown_04: Why did you abandon your gods?


Unknown_01: Senua, I was a man of knowledge, not a warrior.


Unknown_01: To survive, I did things.


Unknown_01:  Like you, Senua. The man I once was has died.


Unknown_01: And when that happens, even gods you worship can die with you.


Unknown_01: And when the sons of Muspel leave the ship and ride to battle, it will be as though the sky had split open. And Surt will lead them. Wherever he goes, flame will erupt before him, and fires will burn behind him.


1:44:56
Unknown_01:  The Northmen say that at Ragnarok, the sons of Muspel will travel to battle in the ship called Naglfar, the corpse ship. And when the sons of Muspel leave the ship and ride to battle, it will be as though the sky had split open, and Surt will lead them. Wherever he goes, flame will erupt before him, and fires will burn behind him.


1:45:33
Unknown_00:  Do schizophrenics get Wikipedia info dumps about Nordic lore? Okay, I cannot find the hard R. Do you guys see a hard R anywhere?


1:46:08
Unknown_00:  Oh, is it on the ground? Is that the hard R? Do I have to see this from somewhere else?


Unknown_00: It looks like it makes me want to see it from above. But I can't do that. That's definitely the hard R.


Unknown_00:  Can I get up there? Uh oh, somebody found the penny button.


1:46:42
Unknown_00:  He's got a dollar and he's gonna make it count. Okay, I did find the hard R. Now I have to find the hard E. Because you can't have just a hard R if they have a hard ER.


Unknown_00: Like a pirate.


1:48:01
Unknown_00:  What the fuck am I supposed to be using for the side of them? Oh, is it like this? There we go.


Unknown_00: I'm just trying to imagine what this is like, replicating. Like, in her mind, she's like, I see the E, now I can go through this door.


1:48:41
Unknown_00:  Lots of people on fire. That's the important thing.


Unknown_00: Oh no.


Unknown_00: Or hypermelanation.


1:49:24
Unknown_00:  Oh no!


Unknown_07: Ahh!


Unknown_00: Fish?


Unknown_00: She just like drops to the fucking ground screaming. I have to repeat that part I guess.


Unknown_00:  I feel like this game is probably better if you're in a dark room playing by yourself.


1:50:02
Unknown_00: Whereas I'm not. It's midday and I haven't drank anything.


1:50:48
Unknown_00:  yeah i see that it's burning yeah i see that there are flames everywhere


1:51:27
Unknown_00:  Fuck you.


Unknown_00: Oh, fuck.


Unknown_00: I'm dead. You can't tell me to evade when I'm dead. I have to redo this entire sequence? Okay. Listen, I have to pee very badly. Give me a second.


1:51:59
Unknown_00:  I blame my poor performance on my need to urinate. Okay, we're back.


1:53:33
Unknown_00:  I'm not entirely convinced that my AC is working.


Unknown_00: You might hear a fan in my room. If you do, it's because I turned my AC up because it's so fucking... so fucking hot.


Unknown_00: It's also because my melanation is spreading. Oh god, what's happening?


Unknown_00: I had, like, control over the character during the cutscene because I paused.


1:54:09
Unknown_00:  I don't even know who Benny Johnson is.


Unknown_00: Did Benny Johnson really say that it's his right to, like, flag down videos? If you're on...


Unknown_00: The only reason why I know the name... My mind's eye for Benny Johnson is, like, that avatar of him with glasses on. Like, aviator glasses looking very serious. I think that's what his picture is. Like, his professional picture.


1:54:49
Unknown_00:  How am I...


Unknown_00: I'm not so bad at video games. I'm like DSP, I don't think.


Unknown_00: I just enjoy different kinds of games that aren't fun to stream.


1:55:34
Unknown_00:  Am I dying because of the fire? I'm like dying because of the fire. There's like a time element to this fight.


Unknown_00:  It's like a weird time element and then it's like I couldn't again I


1:56:23
Unknown_00:  There's two of them, their attacks have changed. And they interrupt my attacks, okay.


Unknown_00: You can parry, but when there's two of them, you can't parry both at the same time. And there's like a boundary to the fight. You can't like, if you stand on the fire, you also take damage.


1:57:18
Unknown_00:  Bitch, are you for fucking real?


Unknown_00:  You play this in VR? That sounds like fun.


Unknown_00: Okay, I guess this is where the stream ends. I don't know if I can get through this shit. Was Darkside Phil able to beat Hellblade Senua's Sacrifice?


Unknown_00: So let me know how long it took him.


1:58:04
Unknown_06:  Yeah, I am running. All these fucking naggers.


Unknown_00:  Yeah, you have to go into... It's the way to go. But it's just the fight's bullshit.


1:59:35
Unknown_00:  Finally!


Unknown_01: You say your world has collapsed. Good.


Unknown_01: Let it collapse, and have the courage to shed your tears.


Unknown_06: Raise your world to the prime! My world is dead.


Unknown_01: Only then has what are you born. Thank you, thank you, chat.


Unknown_01: Will you see the world anew?


Unknown_07: No. I see nothing now.


2:00:11
Unknown_00:  So, like, are the crispy fried people real? Is she, like, wandering through the ruins of, like, a village?


Unknown_01: The Northmen say that what they see as a rainbow is the bridge that goes from the world of men to the world of the gods.


Unknown_01:  For now, they say the frost giants and the mountain giants cannot cross it.


2:00:44
Unknown_01: But they say that when Ragnarok comes, not a thing in this world will be safe. The rainbow bridge will break under the onslaught of the fire. The rainbow bridge? Riding on flaming steeds.


Unknown_01: This is what Sifu sees?


Unknown_00: I guess something like this, right? Donald Trump's fucking with him and shit? Ragnarok is coming here.


Unknown_07:  Tell me truth. How did you escape your darkness? Senua, once I found my purpose, I was no longer enslaved to the suffering I had to endure to reach it.


2:01:19
Unknown_01: Unclouded by fear, I could see it clearly in others.


Unknown_01: Even my captors feared the fire of Certh.


Unknown_01: And so,


Unknown_01:  P P P P. P P P P P. This is what Hamlet sees.


Unknown_02: He just walks around having his drunken schizo episode and he just says P P P P P P P.


2:02:19
Unknown_00:  And now I gotta find DDDDD. I thought our alphabet was Latin, but these Norse glyphs look very similar to Latin. I wonder if that's just coincidence.


Unknown_00: No, he doesn't see poo-poo at Walmart.  The associates do. Sir, I see that you made another serious mistake.


2:02:52
Unknown_00: You weren't the guy that poo-pooed last time, were you?


2:03:26
Unknown_00:  Dude, what's crazier than Jeremy Hambly shitting his pants at Walmart is that Melanie Mack also apparently shits her pants at Walmart.


Unknown_00: What was so funny about that clip was that she was so obviously apprehensive about trying to back Jeremy Hambly up on this idea that people shit their pants, but she did it anyway. She paused, like, am I really going to say that I shit my pants? And then she's like, well, it's a living. And then she's like, yeah, who hasn't shit their pants? That's a true friend right there.


2:04:08
Unknown_00:  I did see the news about the Arab who set the Amazon warehouse on fire. I'm not sure if it was Amazon. Yeah, I did see it. Oh god, we're back in the fire.  You're fine. Imagine dying to pretend fire.


2:04:45
Unknown_06: Oh god.


Unknown_00:  She's going to give me a crazy eye here in a second.


2:05:25
Unknown_07: I'm sorry.


Unknown_07: I'm so sorry.


Unknown_00: I would have really hated to see DSPs play through this game.  Because my number one gripe, I've tried to watch him with open eyes and be like, is there a reason you could like him? And what bothers me so much about his playthroughs is that when he gets to a cutscene, he starts making really, really crass, stupid, observation-level jokes that just are nonsense constantly.


2:05:59
Unknown_00: And it drives me crazy, because I don't know the plot of the game. I'd like to be able to see what's going on.  And he doesn't even give it, like, a chance. He just starts, like, making stupid jokes as soon as somebody starts talking on screen.


Unknown_00: I honestly think his commentary is worse than, like, his actual gameplay. It's like, okay, everybody fucks up and gets stuck in video games. But, like, he shows such utter contempt and disrespect for everything that he plays.


Unknown_03: Just promise me that you will come back to me.


2:06:34
Unknown_03:  I want you to say it.


Unknown_03: I want you to say it. I will come back to you.


Unknown_07: I promise.


Unknown_00: I don't think that this game is woke. I think it's just like, I'll tell you what's honestly the most unsettling thing about it. It's supposed to give you like a real depiction of like mental illness.


Unknown_00:  But I think what's honestly the most unsettling is there's always that friendly voice that's talking to you about like Norse mythology.


2:07:08
Unknown_00: And sometimes he gets angry and starts shouting at you.


Unknown_00: And like it's really unsettling when the friendly guy is like screaming at you. It's like, ah, you're supposed to be like calm and smart and shit.


Unknown_00:  Oh, that was not what I was trying to do. Oh, there's no point. You can't kick him. Okay.


2:07:46
Unknown_00: I'm dead. I'm so fucking dead.


Unknown_00: Oh, you're dead, bitch. Sorry.


Unknown_00:  okay so he's the opposite he's not he's very slow and can reach you like two paces away you have to dodge left and right don't even bother trying to kick him because he's not kickable


2:08:47
Unknown_00:  I went a bit too hog wild.


2:09:19
Unknown_00:  Oh, you're so fucking focused, buddy.


Unknown_00: Yeah, you're fucking focused.


2:10:11
Unknown_00:  Oh no! Ah!


Unknown_00: He's not like the Avatar of fire. Ah!


Unknown_06: Oh, I'm dead.


2:10:54
Unknown_00:  setting me on fire god damn it


Unknown_00:  Oh, don't tell me that's it. God damn it. You have to restart the entire fucking thing.


2:11:26
Unknown_00:  He laughed because he got kicked in the face. That's not funny.


2:12:44
Unknown_00:  when he changes his states see when he changes his states he um his attacks change and it's like it's really easy to dodge them in this first stage and then the second stage it's like extremely difficult  I think I broke the game. I don't know what that was.


2:13:36
Unknown_00:  i can't focus the game is broken i don't know what i did but when that thing glitched out and i was like attacking while it was like in a weird vision it um it broke something and now i can't focus yeah i'm dead because i can't


2:14:27
Unknown_00:  There was a glitch, and when the game turned weird and I said something's fucking, something's broken, did I break it? I did. Because I can't focus on it. No, when they say, when they say focus, you can usually press the button and it sends them immediately. But, um...


2:15:21
Unknown_00:  What?  Aah! Aah!


2:17:08
Unknown_00:  For every battle won, a greater battle takes its place.


Unknown_00:  I don't want to hear your fucking negative Nancy bullshit.


Unknown_01: Until we fall.


Unknown_00: Yeah, guess what? FMV, man. We all die. In the end, we all fall. Get pepperoni pizza.


2:17:53
Unknown_01: Even the gods have their time.


Unknown_00: I like pepperoni with banana peppers. We still go on.


Unknown_07:  I made a promise.


Unknown_07: And I will go to hell to keep it.


Unknown_01: I die free. Knowing you will carry my stories with you. I have fulfilled my quest.


Unknown_06: Yes, you have.


2:18:25
Unknown_01: When the darkness comes, I vow to guide you.


Unknown_01:  In this life, I'm the next to fulfill yours.


Unknown_07: Then I will see you in hell.


Unknown_00: Be ready. Every time I say that, it sounds funny. Horror in the eye.


Unknown_01: As I have to find your answers.


Unknown_01: Your quest.


Unknown_01: The truth.


Unknown_00:  Where is my cold fucking air? I am not getting cold fucking air. I bought this AC in it, and I think it's already fucked up.


2:19:01
Unknown_00: I've never been to a Trader Joe's. Actually, I have been to a Trader Joe's one time, and all I got there was, like, a couple different cans of fish that I'd never seen before.


Unknown_00:  And a Virgil's root beer, which if I ever go to like a fancy grocery store, like an organic food store, which I don't usually do too often, I will always get a Virgil's root beer because you can never find that shit anywhere else. And it's very good.


2:19:33
Unknown_04: His tales of hell were true. And that was the source of it. She learned everything she could from him.


Unknown_04:  Until she too could see what he saw.


Unknown_00: Honey on pizza?


Unknown_00: No, I think I'm done here.


2:20:11
Unknown_00: Honey on pizza sounds weird. I want to say I've had a pizza that had honey on it.


Unknown_00:  But it also had like, I want to say it had like raisins and feta cheese on it too. I think that was the one in Serbia.


Unknown_00: Yeah, it had raisins on it.


Unknown_00: It was at a place in Serbia called Gotako Pizza in Belgrade.  I had a special pizza, and I swear I had, I think I had raisins, honey, and some other stuff.


2:20:47
Unknown_04: I can't remember exactly what I had on. No, that was the place in, in Ukraine there was a very, very small store that was like


Unknown_00:  It was literally like the size of a phone booth in like the corner, like by an intersection. And it was open 24-7.


2:21:25
Unknown_00: And that was the place that poisoned me.


Unknown_01: With the mark of Valravn and the mark of Surt, you may cross the bridge over the River of Knives to Helheim.


Unknown_05: Why is she waiting? Open the gate. No, don't. It's dangerous. It's dangerous. Don't open the gate. She's done it.


2:21:59
Unknown_00:  I have a feeling that schizophrenic episodes are less coherent. Like, there's a storyline here where she has to do A then B to go to C. I have a feeling that schizophrenic episodes are just complete fucking nonsense. There's no, like, coherent plot thread to it.


Unknown_00:  Yeah, she is a schizophrenic. I don't know what she is, though. Like, as far as I'm aware, this could be, like, a 14-year-old girl who got into costume makeup and is now, like, wandering in the woods of Wales and has just completely fucking lost it.


2:22:37
Unknown_02: I will never let you go. You can't get rid of me. I am your shadow. Who the fuck are you, buddy? And I will be watching when you draw your last dying gasp.


Unknown_07:  I'm not ready to die. You will be when you see what they did to your dear beloved.


Unknown_07: Dalien! Dalien. In this waking nightmare, where all dreams come true,


2:23:08
Unknown_02:  You searched for control.


Unknown_02: A way to pull through.


Unknown_02: When you were in love, you left him in tears.


Unknown_02: To smother your furies.


Unknown_02: And banish your fears.


Unknown_02: But in darkness they came. Through stormy black seas they raided these shores.


Unknown_02: Do you still hear his screams?


2:23:52
Unknown_00:  why doesn't she blink i'm looking this up right now he's so far jim and i you gotta figure this shit out they've taken his soul do schizophrenics not blink to these gods you cannot break


Unknown_02:  They can break you. That's their promise. Even death won't keep you apart. Through these darknesses and the fighting, your soul still beats our hearts. You fought for love, unspoiled. Like the darkness within, you fought for fear, but now you want to win.


Unknown_00:  They blink more, chav.


2:24:38
Unknown_02: The AI says that she should be blinking a lot more.


Unknown_00: During an act of psychosis or paranoia, a person may maintain intense unmoving eye contact for a wide-eyed vigilance. But she can get the illusion of not blinking. So apparently she blinks more except when I'm looking at her face. Then she's like staring at me.


Unknown_00:  She's English, not Nordic.


2:25:21
Unknown_02: They can break you, but not your promise.


Unknown_02: Even death won't keep you apart. Through this darkness you will find him. In your sword still beats a heart.


Unknown_00:  I want to say the water in Ukraine was not drinkable. I think in Serbia it was.


Unknown_02: The darkness touched you.


Unknown_02: Everyone could see it in the hollows of your eyes.


2:25:58
Unknown_02: A gaze averted from life.


Unknown_00:  No, we were talking about her gaze, didn't we?


Unknown_02: No.


Unknown_02:  So you will walk into the lair of the beast.


2:26:32
Unknown_02: Look it in the eye.


Unknown_02: And you will go to war.


Unknown_02: This is your mission. This is your quest.


Unknown_02: There is nothing else left. We're on the bridge.


Unknown_00: We started the game over there somewhere. We're on the other side.


Unknown_00:  I guess over there? Oh.


Unknown_07: Ah! The gods made you a warrior for a reason.


2:27:38
Unknown_00:  Fuck it. God damn it. Why, son of a boss, when there is a new world ahead, the only one that makes any sense?


2:28:13
Unknown_00:  Fuck it.


2:28:49
Unknown_00:  Fuck you, buddy.


Unknown_00: But she hops back. She's like in combat mode. What am I thinking of?


Unknown_00: I don't know how I decided on this. I've had it on my wishlist for a long time. It's like a story-driven game.


Unknown_00:  Damn, wow.


2:29:21
Unknown_00: After all that, she just gets smashed in the fucking head by an ogre.


Unknown_00: He's really big.


Unknown_05: Ow. Holy shit.


2:30:08
Unknown_00:  Imagine how frustrating it would be to be this guy and get your ass kicked by like a 14 year old girl very, very slowly.


Unknown_00: Ow. Holy shit. Oof, owie, oof, my bones.


Unknown_00: Ouch.


Unknown_00: He's so strong.


Unknown_07:  Holy shit. He can anticipate moves.


2:31:45
Unknown_00:  I killed the big guy and then I still got this little piece of shit to fucking kill  Oh, no.


2:32:37
Unknown_00:  Die! Just die!


Unknown_00: I remember... I read the developer's commentary for Diablo 3 once.


Unknown_00:  And I remember that one of the things they said about difficulty in Diablo 3 was for scaling to make an enemy feel more difficult to players, they would make them have more HP, but not do more damage or be more mechanically difficult because it would just feel more difficult if you have to hit them more times.


2:33:35
Unknown_00:  Oh my god, is this like a Nazi thing? I think that squid-looking thing's like a Nazi thing. Very problematic. Wow, they're both talking to me again. The Northmen tell of the warrior woman Brynhildr.


Unknown_01:  who leapt into fire and rode to hell to join her slain love Sigurd.


Unknown_00: What am I supposed to be focusing on?


2:34:07
Unknown_01: Is there like an X somewhere?


Unknown_00: You want me to see?


Unknown_00: That?


Unknown_00:  Is that supposed to be like an X?


Unknown_00: It wants me to see something.


Unknown_00: Um...


2:34:57
Unknown_00: I'm trying to look, bish. I can't see nothing. I want to know the truth about it.


Unknown_00:  Maybe it's the squiggly S thing?


Unknown_00: What?


Unknown_00: That's impossible.


2:35:30
Unknown_00: Alright, I would not have guessed that's what I was supposed to do.


Unknown_00:  The game is quite generous with its hints.


Unknown_00: Wait, there's an X down here?


Unknown_07: Where's the X at?


2:36:03
Unknown_00: Hello?


Unknown_00:  X. I saw it on my screen. And I disappeared.


Unknown_00: There ain't no fucking X.


Unknown_00: It's just fucking with me.


2:36:36
Unknown_00:  be over here?


Unknown_00: Oh my god, I'm getting so trolled right now.


Unknown_00: Okay, we'll come back to the X. Let's try the S first. What the fuck is that?


Unknown_00: What's that supposed to be?


2:37:07
Unknown_00:  It's like literally trying to force my camera somewhere. And I don't see the shape. Is that supposed to be the X?


Unknown_00: Oh my god, I'm tripping hard.


Unknown_00: If that's supposed to be the X, I'm not seeing it.


2:37:40
Unknown_00:  It's like literally forcing my camera somewhere. And I still don't see it.


Unknown_00: Does it make all the letters?


Unknown_00: There's the X. OK. Yeah, it does look like it could make all three of them, huh?


2:38:16
Unknown_00:  Okay, I see. And the X is like on the ground floor looking up. I got you.


2:38:51
Unknown_00:  I guess from maybe down here, it looks like a nice.


Unknown_00: I seize it. I've cracked the code. Master code breaker here.


2:39:30
Unknown_00:  I mean, I guess there's no other way around this.


Unknown_00: Honestly, how did they get the sticks out there in the water? I don't understand.


Unknown_00: Look, there's a monkey.


Unknown_00: Oh, if I focus on the faces, I get a thing, too.


Unknown_04:  Okay so both her mother and her father are also insane.


2:40:02
Unknown_07: Okay that makes sense.


2:40:44
Unknown_00:  Hambly once pretended to have technical difficulties to avoid talking to Jim. Really?


Unknown_01: Hela possesses large dwelling places in Helheim. Tall are her walls. High are her gates. The name of her dish is hunger. Her knife is famine.  On her threshold, all will stumble. Her bed is called Sick Bed, and her bed hangings are called Flames of a Funeral Pyre.


2:41:26
Unknown_01: They say she is easy to recognize. Half black, half the color of flesh.


Unknown_00: I like how half black is not the color of flesh. There is color of flesh and then black.


Unknown_04:  It's opening. Come on.


Unknown_06: Who is it?


2:41:59
Unknown_07: It's coming. That song again.


Unknown_06: Tell her.


Unknown_02: Yes. The source of the darkness. It's coming. This is your moment.


Unknown_04:  I'm sorry.


Unknown_02: What are you doing? You're showing weakness.


Unknown_02: You're not a warrior. You're a disgrace.


2:42:31
Unknown_06: The gods will punish you for this.


Unknown_02: Pick up the sword. Pick it up. Fight the darkness. Fight it.


Unknown_02:  Get up.


Unknown_02: Get up.


Unknown_02: Get up and fight! Oh no!


2:43:08
Unknown_00: That's pretty spooky.


Unknown_04: Stormy seas and lost souls.


Unknown_04: She's dreamt of this before.


Unknown_04:  They say dreams are visions of our memories, thoughts, and fears.


Unknown_00: That's true. If you had a stupid gun, you would have done much better.


Unknown_04: But what if each one of us is always dreaming, even when awake, and we only see what our inner eye creates for us?


2:43:40
Unknown_04: Is this what hell is? A world shaped by senuous nightmares?


Unknown_04:  Maybe that's why people feared seeing the world through our eyes.


Unknown_04: Because if you believe that Senua's reality is twisted, you must accept that yours might be too.


Unknown_00: I mean... You failed the gods.


Unknown_00: You're pathetic.


Unknown_00: It's like picking up new voices as she goes along.


2:44:14
Unknown_02:  What are you thinking? Did you really think you could win? How stupid can you be? Everyone hates her. She's a curse.


Unknown_00: The audio is not balanced in one way or the other. It's stereo, and they play with it a lot.


Unknown_02: Weak, pathetic. Go on. Feel sorry for yourself, because there is no one left to do that for you.


Unknown_02:  Our face is all fucked up.


2:44:47
Unknown_02: If you're too much of a coward to fight, then end the suffering.


Unknown_02: Broken and lost.


Unknown_06: Just like your soul.


Unknown_00: Is she going to cauterize her own wound?


Unknown_00: Ouch.


Unknown_00: Dude, being in the skit so much sucks.


Unknown_04:  Why go on?


Unknown_04: When you give everything and face that which torments you.


2:45:21
Unknown_04: Only to find that it is worse than you could have imagined.


Unknown_04: Why go on?


Unknown_00: So true, Queen. Is it really so weak to ask this?


Unknown_04: Or are we just so afraid of the honest answer that we do not dare pose the question?


Unknown_04: Sometimes the answer lies in a memory.


Unknown_04: A feeling.


2:45:53
Unknown_06:  When is the appropriate time to cauterize the wound?  Come to me. Please.


2:46:45
Unknown_05:  Okay.


Unknown_05: You know, not every game has to be made for you specifically, is the thing.


Unknown_00: It's what frustrates me about people. I never was one of those people that's like...


Unknown_00:  you can't have a life is strange like life is strange is unbearably fucking bad at times not everything has to be for me it's like justin bieber everyone really hated justin bieber but it's like just because he's not lower than a beast doesn't he have a right to live


2:47:43
Unknown_05:  It was you. Where are you going?


Unknown_00: You know, Justin Bieber can play like 14 different instruments. That's actually pretty impressive.


Unknown_00: Yeah, but my point is, is you don't have to play games that you don't like.


Unknown_04: Just a teenager, but not like the others.


Unknown_00:  If my favorite place to eat is pizza and you like burgers, you're like eating burgers thinking, if it wasn't for these pizza fags fucking everything up, we'd have better burgers. Is that true? Is that an accurate statement? Does the pizza deprive your burger?


2:48:28
Unknown_04: That was her world.


Unknown_04: Like this one.


Unknown_04: Barren and lonely.


Unknown_00:  There's pizza places.


Unknown_00: There is, in fact, a pizza place.


Unknown_00: The pizza has deprived the burger. I don't think so. I think you're full of shit.


2:49:01
Unknown_05: There he was. The lone figure of a boy.


Unknown_04:  She remembers the first time she saw him.


Unknown_04: To her young eyes, he moved as if dancing.


2:49:35
Unknown_07: And the world danced with him. The gloom lifted. For the first time in years, she felt a ray of hope.


Unknown_00: Think pizza's better than crack? We'd have to ask an expert.


Unknown_00:  This game reminds me a lot of Path of Exile, just because of how it looks. The Northmen tell of a great hero.


2:50:07
Unknown_01: His name is Sigmund. His father's hall was built around a great tree, and one day Odin comes and thrusts a sword into the tree, a gift you'd never think of.


Unknown_01:  Death for Sigmund and his brothers seems certain.


Unknown_01: But the king's wife is Sigmund's sister, and she begs for mercy and implores the king to chain them up instead.


2:50:43
Unknown_01: He agrees.


Unknown_01: Not for mercy, though, but because he plans an even more cruel and lingering death.


Unknown_01: Chained to a tree in the forest that night, a she-wolf comes and devours one of Sigmund's brothers.


Unknown_01:  She returns, ravenous, night after night, until only Sigmund is left.


Unknown_01: Go ship. The next day, Sigmund's sister sends a servant with honey to smear on Sigmund's face.


Unknown_01: But to what end? I want to hear the story. That night, when the she-wolf appears again, she loves honey and she looks his face like a dog.


2:51:15
Unknown_07:  What happens?


Unknown_00: What the fuck? I'm not getting any kind of focus thing from this.


Unknown_00: I guess I can't open the door.


Unknown_00:  Sweet honey. That's right. She's gonna take all my money. Sweet honey.


2:51:52
Unknown_00: I think that song is an ancient Norse song, actually. I'm pretty sure. It would just make sense if you think about it.


Unknown_00: Why is she so out of breath?


Unknown_00:  We're going for a brisk jaunt, lady. I want to hear what happens to Sigmund.


2:52:25
Unknown_00: Well...  She's just not brown. Like, modern games, they always make the characters frumpy and brown for no reason.


Unknown_04: Day after day, watching from afar, she mimicked him, perfecting her own secret dance.


Unknown_00: This is an immensely oversized map from walking through the sky.


2:53:16
Unknown_00:  They make me backtrack. She must be like... It's not real.


Unknown_06: It's different. You want to believe it's real, but it's a joke.


Unknown_00: Look, it's the... Where is she going? The... is in Elden Rings. I've seen Sifu try to beat the... But it's just deception.


Unknown_04: How does he so effortlessly call to the world and bliss?


Unknown_04: If only she could do the same.


Unknown_04:  Finally, the indie music I ordered. Yeah, that acoustic guitar. Now we need some really restrained whispering vocals like


2:53:48
Unknown_00:  I remember.


Unknown_00: Ephemeral sounding ass shit. She's got the fucking craziest face.


2:54:29
Unknown_00: What's your name?


Unknown_07: Senua. I haven't seen you before.


Unknown_00:  I have written indie songs for Bossman Jack. On my Suno, there's an entire playlist of Bossman Jack masterpieces.


Unknown_03: Wait.


Unknown_03: Who taught you to fight like that?


Unknown_07: No one.


Unknown_00: No one?


Unknown_07: Well, I watched you, and... No, she's obviously not medicated.


2:55:08
Unknown_03: You should become a warrior, you know? Me?


Unknown_03:  I'm Dillion.


Unknown_03: I'm here for the warrior trance.


Unknown_01: Come and watch.


Unknown_03: And bring your sword.


Unknown_04: You can't put it into words. That moment when you look into the eyes of the one who's supposed to reassure you, make you feel safe.


Unknown_07: It only takes an instant.


Unknown_04: Fear swallows you before you have a chance to make sense of it.


2:55:41
Unknown_04: And darkness


Unknown_00:  But her world changed the day the Northmen took him from her.


Unknown_04: So no one knows that there's no going back to how things were.


Unknown_04: That there's nothing to go back to at all.


Unknown_02: Their gods can see into your mind. They will use this power to destroy you.


2:56:14
Unknown_02: I'll never bow to Moloch. Whatever's left of him, they will never let him go.


Unknown_07:  I'm not going to let him rot here.


Unknown_02: You're the one rotting here.


Unknown_06: Leave me alone.


Unknown_02: You will die here. No. And all your suffering will have been for nothing. Shut up!


Unknown_00: She's swordless.


Unknown_06: Is that you?


Unknown_00: Did she kill him?


2:56:49
Unknown_07: I'll find you, man.


Unknown_00:  Is it insufferable? That doesn't annoy me too much, especially now that there's less flashing lights. Oh, do I get to finally figure out what happened to Sigmund?


2:57:24
Unknown_00:  There's nothing there.


Unknown_00: What happened to Sigmund? They didn't tell me.


Unknown_05: Wait, there.


Unknown_00: That's gotta be the Sigmund Stone.


Unknown_00: How do I wait?


Unknown_01:  The R. The hard R. That's disappointing. It's not the ending. Yeah.


2:57:55
Unknown_01:  And for vengeance to succeed, even the great Sigmund needs help.


Unknown_01: So she sends her sons to him.


2:58:26
Unknown_01: But their blood is weak and corrupted, and they're put to death by Sigmund.


Unknown_01: So his sister hatches a new plan, one that is cold of heart and pure of blood.


Unknown_00: Is this also a word stone? No, this is not a word stone.


2:59:11
Unknown_00:  What about this?


Unknown_01: Another R. Sigmund's sister trades shapes with a sorceress. And in disguise, she lies with her own brother. Oh no! She gives birth to a son named Sinfjalli.


Unknown_01: After a time, she sends him to the forest to Sigmund.


Unknown_01: He tests the boy and finds him strong and fearless. And so they go to take their vengeance on King Siggeir.


Unknown_01:  Oh. Okay.


2:59:43
Unknown_00: So she has an incest baby, and then the baby grows up, and then their 16-year plan to use the baby to kill the king fails, and they're buried alive. Okay, interesting.


Unknown_00: Yeah, I saw it.


Unknown_06:  Lady She didn't take it


3:00:42
Unknown_00:  She can't try for us. That's why she can't flood the Master Sword.


Unknown_01: Imagine a sword that can slay gods.


Unknown_01: Its name is Gramr. It was forged by the god of all Northmen, Odin, and gifted to Sigmund, a great warrior.


Unknown_07:  I need this sword. It's important.


Unknown_07: Can you help me?


Unknown_01: I tried to help you. But it is an illusion. It shattered into shards long ago. It is said a great warrior can reforge Grav by answering the trials of Odin, one for each shard.


3:01:15
Unknown_01:  The roots of the tree of death will take you to new lands where you will face the trials.


Unknown_05: Find it. There it is. Focus. Focus. Use your eyes. Look.


Unknown_01: Use your eyes and look. The king in the north forced the dwarves to make a sword that would never fail and never rust and that would slice through iron and stone and bring victory to its bearer.


3:01:53
Unknown_01:  But the angry dwarves cursed it. There's dwarves now? It would be the death of a man every time it was drawn.


Unknown_01: And it would be the death of the king. I think her boyfriend said...


Unknown_00: I think she killed him, though. That's the vibe I'm getting. That's why she feels so guilty. I don't recognize this place.


Unknown_07: Where are we?


Unknown_07: Where is she?


Unknown_05: It feels wrong.


Unknown_04:  Where are we now?


3:02:24
Unknown_04: Burial Mound.


Unknown_04: So strange that we go to such lengths to bury death.


Unknown_04: Something so very ordinary. Inevitable.


Unknown_00: Why don't the gods just give them what they owe? For the swords.


Unknown_04: Because we have no answer for it.


Unknown_04: But when it comes...


Unknown_04:  and forces itself onto our friends or loved ones.


3:02:55
Unknown_04: Then comes the reckoning.


Unknown_05: It's too dark. Take it. This will help you. Careful. You have to be able to see. Who's there?


Unknown_00: Zombie ghost.


Unknown_07: Dillion, I'm here.


Unknown_07: I'm here for the trials.  Like when we first met, remember?


Unknown_00: Yeah, she fucking killed this guy.


3:03:32
Unknown_05: There he is. There he is. There he is. Finally.


Unknown_07: What's wrong? What happened?


Unknown_07: Can you hear me?


Unknown_07: Just wait there. I'll find you.


Unknown_00:  I don't think he's real. I think that you're having a psychotic episode. I'm trying.


Unknown_05: I can't even run anymore. I thought Loki was a man. How did he get pregnant?


3:04:20
Unknown_00:  I'm afraid that Dylan looks kind of like an apparition from Fallout New Vegas, the Sierra Madre.


Unknown_00:  I don't know. I gotta take all the gold with me, bro.


Unknown_01: Senua, you remind me of a story that the Northmen tell about a young woman warrior. Her name is Hervar, the daughter of a berserker born after he was killed.


3:05:04
Unknown_01: She's a wild, willful child who teaches herself to fight with weapons.


Unknown_01:  When she learns where her father is buried, her only desire is to reclaim the treasure buried with him. But above all, the sword, Tirvin.


Unknown_01: Why? I guess back in the day, things like chain mail and swords were like heirlooms.


Unknown_00: And they didn't just have upgrades that came out of it.  couple years or whatever.


3:06:17
Unknown_05:  Why'd you kill him then, murderer?


Unknown_05:  I can't post videos when I'm kicked.


Unknown_00: They're just VODs and I usually have to delete them after a while.


3:07:04
Unknown_00: Well, this looks like the right way.


Unknown_00:  This is where I would go.


Unknown_07: Uh, you need that.


Unknown_00: Now it's dark.


Unknown_00: Her face isn't fucked up anymore.


Unknown_00:  Is this like a flashback to when she murdered Dylan savagely? She's definitely face rigged to like the most insane person of all time.


3:07:51
Unknown_00:  It's the darkness. It's speaking through. No, Dad, it's me.


Unknown_04: I think I can beat it in my own way.


Unknown_00: In my own way?


Unknown_00: When British?


Unknown_02: I can see the darkness in your eyes. I'm ordering eyes.


Unknown_00: It's not even. I met a boy.


Unknown_06: A boy?


Unknown_02: No.


Unknown_06: He said he could help me.


Unknown_02: It's a trick.


Unknown_06: He said it could be normal.


Unknown_00: Normal? Yes.


Unknown_00:  He said he could fix her, and then she murdered him. No boy is going to save you.


3:08:25
Unknown_02: No one can.


Unknown_01: When they see the rot growing inside you, they will turn their back on you.


Unknown_02: The gods can only fix you through my hand.


Unknown_02: You're going nowhere.


Unknown_00:  The game is mostly cutscenes.


Unknown_02: It's about mental illness, relax.


Unknown_00: Oh my god, her father is abusive.


3:09:04
Unknown_00: And he won't let her get pipe.


Unknown_00: The really dark, gravelly voice is her father's. So she hears relatives' voices, which I think is a thing.


Unknown_02: You cannot escape the darkness.


Unknown_02: Your curse will make everyone suffer.


Unknown_02:  You will have blood on your hands! Is she ever gonna eat?


3:09:51
Unknown_00:  I feel like it's been several days.


Unknown_00: I'd be hungry.


Unknown_00: Well, I can't go that way. Can I go this way? No, I cannot go this way.


Unknown_00: I'm just saying.


Unknown_00: You know, in Episode 7, Star Wars...


Unknown_00:  One of the first scenes you saw was What's-Her-Face eating.


3:10:26
Unknown_00: Like gruel? Because it establishes that she's a human being. And she eats. She has needs. She's a real person.


Unknown_01: Oh, she eats the head? Okay.


Unknown_01:  The sickness took nearly every person younger than 40, and many older. And where dying mothers gave birth, the marks of the plague were on the babes as they came out of the womb.


3:10:59
Unknown_00: Did they survive? If you got the plague when you were in utero, did you develop like an immunity to it as a child?


Unknown_00:  Or did you just die? The voices are telling me to turn back. It reminds me of, um, Spec Ops The Line, which if you don't know is like a military game that's like, war is bad. It was very highly acclaimed at the time.


3:11:40
Unknown_00:  But, like, what really pissed me off about the game is that the whole plot of the game hinges on the fact that you disobey an order very early into the game.


Unknown_00: And it sets off a chain of events that are, like, really terrible.


Unknown_00: And when I beat the game the first time, I went back and I tried to obey the order. Like, the order is just to turn around, effectively. So...  I tried to play it and this time turn around thinking like it should have like a secret ending where you avoid the entire chain of events because you didn't do the bad thing. But there is no secret ending to it. So you're just kind of forced to disobey the order and set off the chain of events.


3:12:17
Unknown_00: I felt like the game would have been much better if you could have just done that.


Unknown_05:  I've never even heard of Drakengrad, bro. You have to find Dillion.


3:12:54
Unknown_00:  I know what you're talking about. That secret ending is really stupid. It's like you can just stand in the church instead of arresting John Appleseed or something. And then the game just ends. And it's like the good ending or something.


3:13:32
Unknown_00: I don't know where the fuck I'm going.


Unknown_00:  Jeremy Hambly donated to Cognitive Thoughts? Okay. I don't know where I'm going. I'm stuck. Help.


Unknown_00: I cannot beat Sega with a sacrifice.


3:14:10
Unknown_00: Is COG just going to become like a gutter streamer like Ethan Ralph? Is that like his fate? Like in two years from now, PPP is going to be like, alright, we're going to have to demote Jeremy Hambly from


Unknown_00:  jokers to woe buddies because he's just so boring now now that he's finished doing cocaine and it's just streaming eight hours a day to twenty dollars ppp had that fantasy about dsp he wanted to um boss manify dsp i also wanted to see dsp boss manified but alas you can wish into one hand and shit into the other


3:14:54
Unknown_00:  I have no fucking idea what I'm doing here. Am I going through this thing?


Unknown_00: Can I pass through this portal and fix the house again?


Unknown_00: No? House? What?


Unknown_00: No, I can't go that way at all.


Unknown_00: Maybe there's some way around it now?


Unknown_00: No, I think I'm just going backwards.


3:15:29
Unknown_00:  You can't help that he's Canadian. Don't be too mean.


Unknown_00: Okay, this segment's pissing me off, I'm not gonna lie.


Unknown_00: I have to build a house somehow?


Unknown_00: Can I get up that ladder?


3:16:06
Unknown_00:  Welcome to the swamp segment, buddy. That's right. This is Moi Swamp.


Unknown_00: Seriously, what the fuck am I doing here?


Unknown_00: Oh. There's another portal.


Unknown_00: What's different if I go through this?


Unknown_00: Aha.


Unknown_00: Then there's another portal. What's different if I go through this?


Unknown_00:  Yeah, I can see the tower. How do you get to the tower? How do I get to the tower? That's a good fucking question.


3:16:38
Unknown_05: Find a way.


Unknown_05: Dillion will disappear soon. Find a way.


Unknown_01: Up to you. The Northmen speak of a death moon. A light shaped like a half moon that appears inside a house and goes around the walls.


Unknown_01: I once saw the death moon appear at a farm.  And first the shepherd died, then a guest died, and then the farmhands, and then the farmer and six of his men drowned at sea.


Unknown_01: But that is not the end of it, because the dead return to haunt the living.


3:17:17
Unknown_01: If you see the death moon, then beware, because there will be death in that house.


Unknown_00: Is that me? Am I the death moon?


Unknown_00:  You mean to tell me, you actually mean to tell me that she cannot climb under that?


Unknown_00: Is she like retarded?


Unknown_00: Stuck your head like a little bit. I could get the fuck over that.


3:17:55
Unknown_00: I don't see what this portal changes at all.


Unknown_00:  Everything looks exactly the same She can't jump yeah, I mean I could probably climb up that ladder from here too. I'm gonna be real with you. I


3:18:29
Unknown_00:  Can I focus the ladder?


Unknown_00: No.


Unknown_00: House is not put together.


Unknown_00: I cannot get over this fucking ramp yet.


Unknown_00: Maybe I have to go back to the other portal and then go through that again, but then something's changed.


3:19:12
Unknown_00:  If I do that, I just can't go through it all. I have to go through this. This is non-negotiable. I have to go through this fucking thing.


Unknown_00: I also cannot see it.


Unknown_00: It has to be the other thing. I have to go through that one, and then something changes.


Unknown_00: And we're trying to get to Hella. This is just a swamp.


Unknown_00:  I think they call it a bog in the UK. They don't have swamps, they have bogs.


3:19:44
Unknown_05: Did I find... Where?


Unknown_00: What ladder? What are you talking about?


Unknown_07: Fucking... How do I get over there now?


Unknown_00: Because there's like six in the way.


Unknown_00:  Okay, now I feel like I'm losing it.


3:20:22
Unknown_00: Maybe I have to go through this.


Unknown_00: And then... go through this.


Unknown_00: And then... go through this.


Unknown_00:  And then go through this.


Unknown_00: And then go through this. And then go through this.


3:21:14
Unknown_00:  What is the point of this? Wait, there's a door.


Unknown_05: What the?


Unknown_00: They're telling me I did it.


Unknown_00: What?


Unknown_00: Oh, now you're really fucking with me, Bigly.


Unknown_00: Ah, you tried to get one over me, voices, but...


Unknown_00: I figured it out.


3:21:51
Unknown_00:  Okay, and now that I found a way up to this tower, I can psychically reconstruct a bridge.


Unknown_00: Hitch up.


Unknown_05: I will get to the house.


Unknown_00:  Listen, if you don't believe in the power of psychic materialization, I don't know what to tell you. She just did it right there in front of you.


3:22:27
Unknown_00: They like walking sims because it's a story and the story's not gated behind gameplay.


Unknown_00: Not everybody's an epic gamer, Chad.


Unknown_00: So see you guys.


Unknown_03: Come to me.


Unknown_06:  No, he's stuck in the closet.


Unknown_03: He's in the pantry, you gotta let him out.


3:23:10
Unknown_06:  I'm fucking losing it.


Unknown_05: I'm on fire? What? I didn't touch any fire. How did I die?


Unknown_00:  Why am I toxic? Oh, God.


3:23:50
Unknown_00:  This reminds me of Amnesia the Dark Descent.


Unknown_06: Yeah, I also feel unsaid.


3:24:30
Unknown_05:  This is increasing my cortisol quite a bit. I don't like this.


Unknown_00:  I'm getting angst.


3:25:51
Unknown_00:  I don't know. Does it have weird sex shit in it? Like Nier Automata didn't, but I don't know.  Feels like a game I'd feel awkward to play on stream.


Unknown_00: I beat Nier Automata by cheesing it. There's like this heal and attack thing that you can put in your brain, and I found that essential. I don't know if that's cheesing or what. They're blaming me for the plague.


Unknown_07: They say that I'm cursed.


Unknown_07: What if they're right?


Unknown_03: How would they know such a thing?


3:26:24
Unknown_03: Are they gods?


Unknown_03: None of us are.


Unknown_03:  They're just people.


Unknown_03: Good people, but they're scared.


Unknown_03: They're afraid of what they can't see. Like children scared of the dark.


Unknown_00: Yeah, no, I don't know. It's like when people ask me to play mouthwash, like... What if my father was right? I would do it, but there's like a weird rape thing, you know? It's like, I don't know.


3:26:56
Unknown_00:  I don't want to share rape with my audience. You're not a monster.


Unknown_00: Not Nier, Draken, whatever, Draken Lord.


Unknown_07: Without you, this darkness has made me a monster.


Unknown_05:  What if this is pointless? What if you're wrong? Like, I like Nier Automata.


3:27:31
Unknown_00: But, um...


Unknown_05: I don't know.


Unknown_00: Even then, I don't think playing Nier Automata would be fun on stream. That was something that was pretty, like, cerebral and fun to think about. And not necessarily a game that I would have enjoyed playing on stream. You don't know. It's just their game for you. You've befriended a pedophile, Drakengard.


Unknown_01: I want to tell you a story about a god of the Northmen called Baldur.


Unknown_01:  the second son of Odin. He was beautiful, good, and wise.


3:28:04
Unknown_01: He was fair of feature. He spoke fair words. He gave fair judgments. But Soma was like a walking simulator. Only good things were told of him.


Unknown_01: Yet he was the first of the gods to die.


3:28:36
Unknown_00:  Animal Crossing.


Unknown_00: I don't think so. I don't think it's possible to have a keynote playing Animal Crossing.


Unknown_00:  It's Mussolini.


Unknown_05: It's the same but different. I never played any Final Fantasy game. Sorry to say.


3:29:09
Unknown_01:  The Northmen tell this story about the death of Baldr.


Unknown_01: It begins with dark dreams. Night after night, Baldr dreams of his own death and the gods fear for his life.


Unknown_01:  So Baldr's mother makes everything in the world, fire, water, iron, stone, earth, wood, beasts, birds, serpents, poison, sickness, swear an oath not to harm her son.


3:29:59
Unknown_01: One by one, they each make their vow. Neither weapons nor wood will injure him, Baldr's mother boasts.


Unknown_00:  She's gonna bully him into killing himself.


Unknown_00: The only one who didn't swear an oath not to hurt him is himself, so he has to kill himself, right?


3:30:52
Unknown_00:  It's much dumber than that.


Unknown_00: Oh yeah, Disco Elysium has been heavily requested. How long is that on a standard playthrough? That's like a 20 hour game, right? Go through it.


Unknown_05: It's dangerous. Follow it. What's behind the gate? Where would it take you? It's not safe.


Unknown_00:  I want to go get the other thing first and hear what happens to Baldos. 30 hours?


3:31:29
Unknown_00: Um, there's a walking simulator that's been on my, that I bought and never played on stream called Where the Water Turns to Wine. That's an old game though. I added a bunch of games to my wishlist a long time ago.


Unknown_00:  I'm still playing games in Ukraine a lot.


Unknown_05: Dillion, they're here. What are you waiting for? Quick, find a way. Find him. Go for him. I guess there's no stone to talk to. Don't lose him. Where is he? Where's he going? We're in the wrong world. He's not here. She's in the wrong world. He's in the other one. He's in the other one.


3:32:01
Unknown_00: Well, I can't get to him from the other one. Shut up.


Unknown_04: The world once seemed so simple.


Unknown_00:  Yeah, the dark world. Black and white.


Unknown_04: Darkness and light. Narrow dividing lines of our own making.


Unknown_04: Dillion taught her to see further.


3:32:31
Unknown_04: To peek through the cracks and see the worlds of color stretching away from the gloom.


Unknown_04: And Senu explored new paths into the unknown.


Unknown_00:  These can be so fucking annoying.


Unknown_05: I'm gonna do a roll with you.


Unknown_00: It's like upside down. Is there like a mirror to see this from? Oh, there's light.


3:33:11
Unknown_00: That has to be what it's doing, right?


Unknown_00: Ha.


Unknown_05:  There's obviously a lock on that lady Yeah, I know Yeah, I know oh my god being schizophrenic, but sucks so fucking bad Imagine having like a chat in your brain.


3:33:44
Unknown_00: It's like no you're doing this wrong, and they're all fucking trolling you I


Unknown_00:  Did I already listen to this one?


Unknown_00: Yeah, I did.


Unknown_00: Oh, I have to go to- that's right, the dark world. Darkness!


3:34:18
Unknown_00:  Imagine a world in which Patrick S. Tomlinson is just a figment of your imagination.


3:34:54
Unknown_00: Rem Fandango.


Unknown_00: I remember when that got re-released, I was still talking to Vinny.  and he was obsessed with it. He immediately bought it. It was like his favorite game when he was a kid or something. I had never heard of it before the re-release though.


Unknown_07: What happened?


Unknown_05: Look what happens to the things you love. Do you remember what it means to touch it?


3:35:27
Unknown_00:  I'm a little bit confused. I did find the symbol.


Unknown_00: Why won't it let me through the dough?


Unknown_00: Ah! Of course, the M. How could I forget? The gods feast and rejoice and amuse themselves by throwing spears and stones at Baldr, striking at him with sword and axe.


Unknown_01: But he comes to no harm, whatever they do.


3:36:03
Unknown_01: The gods never cease to wonder at this great marvel.


Unknown_01:  But Loki shapes himself into a woman and asks Baldr's mother, is it really true that all things promise to keep him safe?


Unknown_03: I did not ask the mistletoe, Baldr's mother confesses.


Unknown_01: I thought it was too young.


Unknown_00: You betrayed him. Oh dear.


Unknown_00: I can't believe it's mistletoe. It's just a plant, right?


3:36:39
Unknown_00:  She's gonna like stuff it down his throat?


Unknown_00: Mistletoe is toxic?


Unknown_00: Really?


Unknown_00: Is this why people kiss under mistletoe? Because of this?


Unknown_00:  you killed baldo? He led you astray.


3:37:30
Unknown_05: You should have listened to your father when you had the chance. You couldn't have listened to him. His love has tortured you and intoxicated


Unknown_00:  Okay, I'm getting a little bit pissed off, not gonna lie. I don't get it.


Unknown_00: I found the symbol, it was on the door, but I don't see what opens. Maybe it's like at the top.


3:38:03
Unknown_00: I knew that she killed him. I called that. She definitely fucking murdered him.


Unknown_05:  He cared in a way that nobody else did.


Unknown_07: I just have to go all the way to the top.


3:38:38
Unknown_00: Can I try that? No, I can't try that because there's fucking darkness. There's no way into the building.


Unknown_00: In the dark.


Unknown_00:  There's no way to open this door. There's nothing up there. I can't get in here when it's nighttime. I'm really at a complete loss, I don't know.


3:39:30
Unknown_00:  That gate is closed during the day. You can walk through it. I need to light the menorah.


Unknown_05: That's a good idea.


Unknown_00:  What's wrong with god rays?


3:40:06
Unknown_00: What a strange thing to hate.


Unknown_00: What's wrong with god rays, bro? Look, it's pretty.


Unknown_00: Enjoy the pretty thing, relax.


3:40:38
Unknown_00:  Bacon is good though.


Unknown_05: Yeah Did I break the game I'm honestly leading to a point where I'm like is this is broken because like This shit don't make no goddamn sense.


Unknown_00: I can't get the fuck in there There's nothing else to do during the day and there's nothing I can do at night I


3:41:12
Unknown_05:  yeah i know she's guilty bro i called this ship wait can i open this now oh i forgot to open doors


Unknown_04:  Where are you taking me, sir?


Unknown_00: Sorry, I didn't mean to walk around in circles for 25 minutes. I couldn't open the door.


Unknown_05: There is a way up there. Okay, tell me what happens with the mistletoe, bro.


Unknown_01: Loki makes a dart out of mistletoe and goes to the gods as they throw things at Baldr.


Unknown_01: The blind god, Huth, was there.


3:42:10
Unknown_01: Loki asks him why he wasn't taking part.  Huth says, I cannot see where Baldr stands, and even if I could see him, I have no weapon.


Unknown_01: Loki replies, here is a wand. I will tell you where he stands.


Unknown_01: And Huth throws the mistletoe at Baldr. It pierces through him, and to everyone's horror, Baldr is killed. And for this, Huth is slain.


Unknown_00:  Did Loki trick someone else into killing Baldo? Why didn't he just kill Baldo himself?


3:42:44
Unknown_00: Is Loki not allowed to kill people? Is that part of his character?


Unknown_05:  He didn't want the heat. I guess. Why is this fucking door locked again?


3:43:16
Unknown_00: Are you shitting me?


Unknown_00: Bro.


Unknown_00: I'm going nuts. I'm fucking losing it. I'm losing my fucking mind.


Unknown_00:  I feel like they could've shortened this part up a bit. The puzzle has not taken me nearly as long to complete this as the opening the doors aspect.


3:44:11
Unknown_00:  Why are you so angry at this game, Tsar?


Unknown_00: Oh, I see.


Unknown_07: I'm supposed to do this. Yeah, I know she killed him, bro.


Unknown_05: I already said that.


3:44:43
Unknown_05:  You have no chance for love now. Nobody will love you again. Ever, ever again. Aw, you idiot.


Unknown_00: You let him get away again.


Unknown_04: Years had passed since she left her father.


Unknown_04: She trained hard, alongside her friend.


Unknown_04: Dillion.


Unknown_04: She saw things no one else could.


Unknown_04: Patterns. Shapes.


Unknown_04:  Yeah, that's called schizophrenia.


3:45:20
Unknown_04: Friendship turned to love. But the shadow of darkness never let her go. And she was caught between two worlds. That of Zinbel and her past. And Dillion.


Unknown_04:  She could recognize patterns.


Unknown_00: She was extremely racist.


Unknown_05: I don't think that her time has much value, to be quite honest with you.


3:46:01
Unknown_01: The Northmen tell how the gods mourned Baldr.  His body was to be burnt on his ship, but they could not manage to push it into the sea and sent for a giant test to do it.


Unknown_01: She comes riding a wolf and has vipers for her reins. She pushes Baldr's ship into the sea with such force that the ground shakes and the rollers burst into flames.


Unknown_01: When Baldr's wife sees his body carried onto the ship, her heart bursts with grief and she dies.  Damn. Why do the gods love this guy so much?


3:46:46
Unknown_00: Sounds like some fucking favoritism to me.


Unknown_00: It's true. Boss Ben is too pure for this world. Except right now he's a non-tin junkie.


Unknown_05:  It was fun to throw stuff at? Is that the canonical reason?


Unknown_06: Oh I see.  Dillion's in the tower. He's there.


3:48:09
Unknown_05:  What if this is pointless? What are you doing?


Unknown_01: Overcome with grief, the gods send Hermod to ride to Hell and ask Hela to let Baldr return home.


Unknown_01: All the gods are weeping, he says.


Unknown_01: Are they? Asks Hela.


Unknown_01: We shall see if he is truly missed.


Unknown_01:  If everything in the world will weep for him, he shall go back to the gods. But if even one thing refuses, Baldr stays with me.


3:48:44
Unknown_01: The gods send messengers everywhere. Weep for Baldr! Weep him out of hell!


Unknown_01:  And everything wept. Men, beasts, earth, stone, trees, metal, everything.


Unknown_01: Except for a giantess they find in a cave. I don't want to interrupt this. Fylder was never my friend, she says. Let hell keep what she has.


Unknown_01: The Northmen say that the giantess must have been Loki in disguise.


3:49:26
Unknown_00:  I'm pretty sure Dylan does know that she killed him. I'm just gonna say it. I could be negative Nancy, but I'm pretty sure he's acutely fucking aware.


Unknown_05:  You're wasting your time. You have no time for this. You, you, you. These rooms are all empty. You can't see the darkness within you. They've set you trials to distract you. They've set you up, and now they're going to watch you. What if these trials mean nothing?


3:50:14
Unknown_00:  Now I don't know where I'm going again. Can I go down there? No. There should be a bridge, I guess, down there.


Unknown_05:  He was the only one she could trust.


Unknown_05: Could she trust him?


3:50:46
Unknown_00: Oh, that's right.


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_00: Yeah, Jim Sterling, I don't even know what he does anymore. His YouTube channel is like in the pits. I think he makes money off his Patreon still, but I don't know what he does. He just does wrestling. I don't know if he has any plans for his future.


Unknown_06: Dillion!


Unknown_00:  Dude, he's dead.


3:51:19
Unknown_05: There he is.


Unknown_04: Dillion never much cared for the underworld.


Unknown_04: He looked dimly upon the druids, like her father, Zinbel.


Unknown_04: I guess he took after his father, a chieftain who believed nothing he couldn't see. And he happened to be blind.


Unknown_04: She felt safe in Dillion's arms.


Unknown_04:  Stop this. Stop your nonsense.


Unknown_04: No, don't do a flip.


Unknown_00: I'm just going to do it one more time before I get there. Watch. Oh, no. It didn't. Dillion.


3:52:17
Unknown_00:  I told you. She killed him.


Unknown_00: She pushed him off the fucking ledge.


Unknown_03: Senua.


Unknown_03: Your father cannot understand your darkness.


Unknown_03: He cannot see through your eyes.


Unknown_03: No one can.


Unknown_03:  My own father was born blind.


Unknown_03: Doesn't have the faintest idea of what the night looks like.


3:52:47
Unknown_00: The word dark means as little as the word light. Blind people can still see light and dark, actually. So someone's afraid of the dark.


Unknown_00: Should we fix them by taking away their sight?


Unknown_03: But you give up the beautiful world.


Unknown_03: You, and only you, can see just to be rid of your nightmares.


Unknown_03:  Or is this the price you pay for the gift you have?


3:53:22
Unknown_00: Well, in Jim Sterling's mind, he's only losing chuds, so it doesn't matter.


Unknown_00: But he's gender euphoric now, so it doesn't matter.


Unknown_07: I left for the wilds to protect you from my darkness.


Unknown_06: Because I love you.


Unknown_00:  Oh, he's dead. This...


3:54:11
Unknown_00:  Okay, after this shard, I think I have to wrestle. They're eating you from the inside.


Unknown_05: They want to kill you. They want to crush you. They want your body.


Unknown_01: They want your soul. The Norton say that their Allfather, Odin, gave his eye in exchange for a drink from Mimir's Well, the Well of Wisdom.


Unknown_01: In blindness, there can be wisdom.


Unknown_01:  I think the game would be more fun if you played by yourself in like dark.


3:54:43
Unknown_00: I'm not sure though. Or if you're like very interested in like schizophrenia.


Unknown_00:  No, now there's a grain on it. Who's there? What's that game that I played with the Outlast? It's like Outlast now.


3:55:17
Unknown_03: I'm right here.


Unknown_00: Can't you see me?


Unknown_00: You can't see me.


Unknown_07: That's unfortunate.


Unknown_03: Breathe slow.


Unknown_03: Stay still.


Unknown_03: Empty your thoughts.


Unknown_00:  Empty your thoughts. No thinking. Smooth brain. No hurty.


Unknown_03: Tell me what you feel.


Unknown_07: The breeze.


Unknown_03: Good.


Unknown_03: Then there is a way out. I can't tell where it comes from.


3:55:48
Unknown_03: Yes, you can.


Unknown_07: I have a feeling that Hela is going to Hela spook us here in a second.


Unknown_03: I'm still here.


Unknown_07:  It's so quiet. It's so dark. It's okay.


Unknown_03: Listen to your own breath.


Unknown_00: I can clearly see the door. It's right there.


Unknown_03: Rise and fall.


Unknown_03: Good.


3:56:19
Unknown_03: Be aware of everything you hear and feel.


Unknown_00: I can see it right there. I think they probably did this...  this room without any light whatsoever and just sound. And then they play tested it and they were like, um, we can't do that.


Unknown_03: Find a way.


Unknown_03: I'm not leaving you here.


3:57:08
Unknown_07:  I think I'm somewhere else now. The breeze has gone.


Unknown_03: Use all of your senses.


Unknown_00: The game just says, what is that? What do you hear?


Unknown_03: I hear water.


Unknown_03: Good.


Unknown_00: Yeah, there's like fire, but it's still super dark. Good.


Unknown_00: That's your way out.


Unknown_03:  They definitely intended for this to be dark, I think.


3:57:42
Unknown_00: Like, completely dark. And then they realize that you can't do that in the game.


Unknown_03: Um... The Last of Us? I don't know. That does have a lot of gameplay to it.


Unknown_07: I don't know. I feel like I'd be frustrated trying to put it on the screen.


Unknown_00:  Part of the reason why I play these on stream is because there's not really a way to fuck it up. I've managed to find a way, but I don't know. I get frustrated and shit. It's easier when you don't have people watching you play a game.


3:58:14
Unknown_07: I want to. Besides, you are going to be a great warrior, okay?


Unknown_00:  I've done the Dark Anthology. That was the game where there was sargoyles. I know what you're thinking. He's not really here.


3:58:50
Unknown_04: Seems there's no escaping the past in this place. And so she's forced to relive it.


Unknown_05:  It's clearly not so fucking dark because there's fire.


Unknown_00: Too bad.


3:59:43
Unknown_06:  How do you know that?


4:00:19
Unknown_00:  Don't you even fucking dare with that bullshit.


Unknown_00: All this fucking thing.


Unknown_00: No.


Unknown_00: Don't you think about it.


Unknown_00:  If you walk to the table, you knock over all that shit on it.


4:01:02
Unknown_00: Is the door light directly behind it? Oh, fuck.


Unknown_00: This is the one thing we did not want to happen.


4:01:35
Unknown_00:  Can we go all the way around this fucking thing?


Unknown_00: Oh, it's giving me spooky cues.


Unknown_07: We're not doing any of that spooky business around here, okay?


Unknown_00: Yeah, that's what I thought.


Unknown_00: Not even.  Yeah. Uh-huh.


4:02:07
Unknown_00: Uh-huh. No spooks happening here. Bitch ass.


Unknown_00: She's so slow. Nah, fuck that shit. I was tapping that W key. Oh, there's another one! And now it's like stomping around. Fuck that!


4:02:57
Unknown_07:  Yeah, they are moving, bitch.


Unknown_03: This is the sound of your breath.


Unknown_03: In and out.


Unknown_03: In... and out. It will...


Unknown_03:  You can do this anyway.


Unknown_00: So dark.


4:03:38
Unknown_00: Got these fucking balloon monsters after me.


Unknown_00:  Yeah, none of that, none of the fucking spooky business.


Unknown_00: I was going to make a joke, but I was too mortified. I was like, listen to the sound of Jeremy Hambly shitting. Melanie Mack, don't forget Melanie Mack. Melanie Mack shitting herself. I think I'm in a house.


4:04:11
Unknown_00: Point of view, you're an underage girl in a gym locker with tranny. It's much more terrifying because they can smell your pheromones.  They've adapted to finding hormones. What are you doing?


4:04:56
Unknown_00:  Stop your leaning. You're not an African-American youth with swagger.


Unknown_00: So you will walk normally across the beam.


Unknown_05: No, don't go down that.


Unknown_00: Oh, fuck that. Bitch, you crazy. Yeah, you're fucking nuts, lady. What the fuck's wrong with you?


4:05:37
Unknown_00:  I bet you want to spook you well. I don't think anyone's gonna be able to help you.


Unknown_00: And now is the time to take your lithium. I'm just gonna say it. It's been fun. There were Nordic runes. There were interesting mythology factoids.  But wading way steep through the spooky swamp full of monsters is about the time you gotta take your medicine.


4:06:20
Unknown_00: He's just gonna fucking take a tumble again. He's dead.


Unknown_00:  What do you take for schizophrenia? I thought lithium was that.


Unknown_04: She could spend hours, days even, trapped within herself in the dark.


Unknown_00: A bullet? That's not nice.


4:06:52
Unknown_03: You see me? Yes.


Unknown_03: Your eyes were open, but you were...


Unknown_00:  I was waiting through a spooky demon swamp.


Unknown_04: She could be anywhere, with no memory of how she got there.


Unknown_07: When it comes for me, I have no power over it.


Unknown_04: But here, for the first time, someone was there to help. But I heard your voice.


4:07:23
Unknown_00:  So her boyfriend was, like, able to pull her out of, like, schizophrenic episodes? And then he killed himself.


Unknown_03: All you needed was a little help.


Unknown_00: A little hope.


Unknown_00: Yeah, he's totally fucking dead.


Unknown_00: Okay, I'm gonna see what happens after the sword. And then after the sword...


4:07:55
Unknown_00:  I think that's the midpoint of the game. How the fuck do I get over there? Why would you not just have a little pathway to the sword?


Unknown_01: That means there has to be something that's going to interrupt you.


4:08:30
Unknown_00:  I played enough games. I know how this works.


Unknown_00: Your ears are gonna get fully fucking molested, I don't know what to tell ya.


Unknown_00:  No, I guess it's just a brisk jaunt to the fucking sword. Alright. See what happens. Dillion gave her the strength to pass the warrior trials.


4:09:02
Unknown_04: And she saw a way out.


Unknown_04: To leave her past behind.


Unknown_04: And become a warrior. In Dillion's clan.


Unknown_00: Dillion's dead.


Unknown_02: The sword is tainted by the gods of darkness. Leave it.


Unknown_07: He left it here.


Unknown_02:  You will pay a price for this.


4:09:37
Unknown_04: But years later, with Zinbel's parting words still haunting her, the darkness came back with a vengeance.


Unknown_00: She doesn't have the sword anymore?


Unknown_04: Don't you?


Unknown_04: Everyone suffered.


Unknown_00: You killed her. I'm not supposed to be like this.


Unknown_00:  She killed him. His father died and he blamed her.


4:10:33
Unknown_00:  Should I play through this?


Unknown_05: They're coming for you now. They're coming. Oh. Hold your heavy strike.


Unknown_05: Hold it. Hold the heavy strike. Hold the heavy strike. Hold your heavy strike. Unleash the sword.


Unknown_00: I guess I'll fight this.


Unknown_06: You must remember, she can throw this. It's inside her.


Unknown_06: The mirror focus is building. It's building.


Unknown_06:  She now has like a lightsaber I did win, thank you


4:11:25
Unknown_01:  In the sea of corpses, the corpse waved through itself over the ones I loved. The ship broke up under them.


Unknown_00: Wow, get away from me. Get away from me.


Unknown_01: Their memorial stone is sacred. Come not here in the sun. Come not with a sword. Come not crying over a naked corpse. Come not with disturbed mind.


Unknown_00: Well, a bit too fucking late for that.


Unknown_00:  Yeah, fuck that.


4:12:00
Unknown_05: Ah!


Unknown_02: Do you hear the suffering, Senua? Yes. Does your precious gift of sight let you see the souls that rot here in this sea of corpses? Do you feel the blood run cold on your skin? Do you hear their endless cries? Do you smell their putrid wounds?


Unknown_00: Sorry, I let myself get cornered. I think the difficulty's way higher. I got hit, like, three strikes.


Unknown_00:  Back to the torture pit, good to know. Yeah, it's T-posing through the torture pit.


4:12:34
Unknown_07: Senua has a piece of glass again.


Unknown_00: She just killed a bunch of chickens in the backyard.


Unknown_00:  That's what they said when she killed Dylan. It is basically a fucking lightsaber.


4:13:38
Unknown_00:  God damn it. Oh no. Not this guy again. This guy's an asshole.


4:14:16
Unknown_00:  You fell into the face wall, buddy.


Unknown_07: What do you mean that hit? What?


Unknown_00: Oh, fuck you.


Unknown_00: He meme stomped me.


Unknown_00: He meme stomped you.


Unknown_00:  He just like stomped the ground and she's like, ah.


Unknown_00: I just waded through a gigantic pit of like blood and pus and shit and guts. But ah, dude, he stomped the ground real fucking tough.


4:14:54
Unknown_00:  It's so spooky. Yeah, I hear the fucking suffering, but I am living it.


Unknown_02: Yes. Look at what you have done to them.


Unknown_02:  Oh, don't give me three at once. The game's really like, you can't... You're not challenged unless there's like three dudes at once. Ah, fuck.


4:15:28
Unknown_00:  This is really hard. If you get hit twice, you're fucking dead.


4:16:15
Unknown_00:  This is why Sifu talks so much mad shit on his streams about how tough he is. When he wants to open his refrigerator, he has to perfectly align all the dining room chairs into the shape of an alphabet letter. And then, after he gets his sandwich from his refrigerator, he then has to beat up three Chinese dudes trying to kill him on behalf of Donald Trump at the same time. It's fucking bullshit. You'd be fucking pissed off too.


Unknown_02:  All because you were a coward because you fanned from your curse instead of facing it.


Unknown_02: When you turned your back on your father, Zinbel, you turned your back on the gods and let the darkness speak out upon your people.


4:16:59
Unknown_02: Why must they pay for your heresy?


4:17:37
Unknown_00:  Okay, now this guy's gonna fucking kill me in one hit again.


Unknown_06: God damn it!


Unknown_00: Literally one hit! Literally a single fucking hit!


Unknown_06: Then I have to do the entire thing over again, man.  Do you hear the suffering, someone?


Unknown_00: Yes, I hear the suffering, bro. I'm fucking living it.


4:18:10
Unknown_02: Souls that rot here in this sea of corpses.


Unknown_02: Do you feel the blood run cold on your skin? Do you hear their endless cries? Do you smell their putrid wounds?


Unknown_00: Dude, I smell the putrid wounds all fucking day.


Unknown_02: And look at what you have done to them.


Unknown_02:  Oh, fuck you. ...because you battled from your curse instead of facing it. When you turned your back on the father, Zinbel, you turned your back on the gods and let the darkness wreak havoc on your people.


4:18:45
Unknown_02: Why must they pay for your heresy?


4:19:35
Unknown_00:  I guess I should have done more.


4:20:11
Unknown_00:  So after the big guy, there's even more?


4:20:49
Unknown_00:  Please tell me what's up. Thank fucking god. Who is it? Galina!


Unknown_06:  Where are you?


Unknown_02: Do you recognize her?


Unknown_02: Do you hear, Senua? It's definitely her. Do you hear the voice of your mother, Galina? Yes. Mother! She calls you, Senua. I need you. Answer her pitiful call.


4:21:30
Unknown_05: The darkness took her life. You burst out.


Unknown_02:  Even your dear beloved Ma was powerless against the darkness when it came for her.


Unknown_02: She too had the sight. She too doubted the gods and let the darkness infest her. But she didn't run. She escaped the only way she knew how. She gave her life to the gods.


4:22:00
Unknown_01: If only you had done the same.


Unknown_01:  Oh no...


4:22:59
Unknown_00:  The particle effects, Mason, what do they mean?


Unknown_00:  Oh, my lightsaber's STRONGER, you fucker! Oh, shit.


4:23:42
Unknown_00: My lightsaber, forged by Tyr. Or Odin. Your lightsaber, Dookie Diarrhea, you vish.


Unknown_00:  I'll try that shit


4:24:34
Unknown_00:  No, they are lightsabers.


Unknown_00: You've got to be fucking kidding me.


Unknown_00: Oh, bro, not the stomp. Not the stomp.


Unknown_00: If this sets me back to the beginning, I'm properly fucking rage quitting this shit.


4:25:10
Unknown_00:  He stopped. That's fucking bullshit.


Unknown_00: If it's the fast guy again, I have to put it off until tomorrow.


Unknown_00: Okay.


Unknown_00: I will finish this fight tomorrow. Because it's going to be... I don't know how much longer is coming. And I do have to wrap up. So...


Unknown_00: I feel like that's... I feel like I should have ended when I took the sword. But I wanted to see the blood world. So...


Unknown_00:  I will end it there, and I will finish it tomorrow. Sorry. I do appreciate everybody coming out there. Sorry I did not beat the fucking endless boss wave in the fucking Blood World, but I feel like that's a good way to pick up tomorrow, seeing me struggle for this for the next hour.


4:25:45
Unknown_00: Not too much left.


Unknown_00: Maybe I'll do something after the stream tomorrow. After I finish up, I'll play around a bit, but


Unknown_00:  yeah the point is to get to the the partner status and kick and then um seeing what to do after that but yeah i'm i don't know i feel like some people are annoyed that there's not like more gameplay elements but like it is a it is a narrative game and that's okay it's okay to have a narrative game chat that is okay uh how was your weekend i was supposed to ask that on monday right how was your weekend is that the new meme


4:26:31
Unknown_00:  I think that you can also ask it on Friday if you're particularly drunk. But how was your weekend chat? Great to hear. Thank you. I'll see you guys tomorrow if you want to watch the rest of it. Bye-bye.