0:00:00 Unknown_02: Whoa, buddy! It's the Kiwi Casino with PPP and... Josh. It's Josh! Unknown_03: Anyway, we got a good one for you guys today. We've got the Disney adult special. And this is the lowest hanging fruit there could possibly be. But as I've said before, just because it hangs low doesn't mean it doesn't taste sweet. 0:00:33 Unknown_11: This is proof that locale stuff is becoming mainstream. Cause it was like Matt Walsh who became like infatuated with this shit and started playing it on, on podcasts and stuff. Like, look at these people, they're at Disney world. What the fuck's wrong with them? Unknown_03: It's just the easiest way to dunk on fucking libtards, buddy. It's just the easiest. like these hyper consumeristic fucking just super performative cringe people where they basically replaced any sense like this is like the matt walsh dude bro conservative alpha take these people have replaced god in their lives with consumerism and they've abandoned religious meaning in their life they've traded in jesus christ in the cross for mickey mouse in the mickey ears josh and these people are fucked they're damaged it's true it is true isn't it 0:01:17 Unknown_11: It is kind of true. We were talking about the abject poverty of Canada and America right before I pressed record. And it's kind of like, if you are like a fully demoralized person and you feel helpless in society, you can just start doing Fent. Unknown_11: and that can be your life or if you'd still want to have like a job and you want like starbucks and stuff you want like you want um dubai chocolate labubus still you can't do fent because then your dubai chocolate labubu fund and your fent fund are like competing So you can still work a job, but then you still need like fence. So you go to Disney world and you do like, it's like how those age regression people like have like their, their, their little space where they like have like giant cribs in the room and they dress in diapers and they feel like, Oh, I'm like regressing to a little. Kind of like that, but I feel like it's less embarrassing. Like it's less to admit to. And so you can allow yourself to go to the little space of Disney world. It's just much more expensive. I feel like in the 21st century, right? 0:02:04 Unknown_03: The ultimate perfect individual of what society wants is the Disney adult. you know what i mean the societal forces want you just to be blindly consuming worshiping corporate power you know tying your identity to something that's completely harmless completely meaningless vapid weak right like it's not based in any sort of identity either like nobody's going to start up the confederate states of disney world 0:02:44 Unknown_11: no it's a completely artificial identity right it's like a niche and last man concept isn't it like this is fucking this is it buddy this is like the lowest form of human life really i was like really depressed and living in ukraine i wrote an article called brave new world where i kind of thought about like where people are going and i i kind of did describe a disney adult indirectly because but i was describing transgenders because you have people who are lifelong pharmaceutical addicts who don't procreate who are very um accepting of others and 0:03:49 Unknown_11: spend their money frivolously because they don't have anything to put money towards so they never save any money and the disney adult is basically the non-trans it's another it's another way of facilitating this without having to actually be trans is how happy some of these people are inside their like consumerism slavery Unknown_03: Like we cover Mr. Morrow on the Kino Casino a lot. And he's just the happiest guy. The most positive guy there could be. Even when his material conditions are awful. Even when he's clearly being financially exploited. paying hundreds and hundreds if not thousands of dollars for the record to stay at like mid or shit level accommodations like he's always so excited to be there this is the best any who's i'm so happy to be here getting raped for 700 a night at disney and it's like the most mediocre best western hotel room but it has like a disney graphic on the wall and he's just a 0:04:54 Unknown_03: i'm so excited to be here is it really seven hundred dollars a night in disney world some some of the well some of them are much more than that josh this guy stayed at places that are like three thousand four thousand five thousand dollars a night like there really is no upper limit with disney And basically, Disney as a corporation has changed its model, much like microtransactions and video games. Back in the day, it's like, okay, we're going to sell our game for $60 to millions of people. And back in the day, it's like, okay, Disney is like, we're going to target families and we're going to get as many families in and appeal to the broadest amount of people as we possibly can. Now it's they want these whales. They want these Disney adults that their entire identity is Disney and all of their money goes to Disney. And they just milk them for every last penny. It's brutal because less and less people are going to Disney. Like attendance is down. It's too fucking expensive. Yeah, but they don't care anymore if the average person is priced out because it's the same thing with like a free to play video game where the whales and it's the same thing with like alcohol with the alcoholics. It's this tiny percentage of people that either drink every day or buying the microtransactions every day that keep this shit afloat now. And it's like crazy. It really is like crazy. Motherfuckers have gone bankrupt for Disney. Like there's all sorts of videos you can watch on YouTube of people that put themselves into tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt trying to live this Disney lifestyle and ruin their lives. But it's like they don't even give a shit. Like they just keep doing it. It's wild. 0:06:22 Unknown_11: I think way back when there was that study about how McDonald's targeted kids because then they became like McDonald's adults and they would perpetuate the cycle. It's kind of like the opposite now. It's now we have like the McDonald's adults and then the, the Disney world adults. And then if they do have kids, they like perpetuate that on their kids. And that's just because this is the thing. 0:06:56 Unknown_03: So I consider Disney and Nintendo. to be very similar, where they're selling you your childhood back. They're selling you this sense of innocence back, this sense of nostalgia, of better times. And these companies are so tied into people's personal sense of identity and self that they will do anything for these corporations and they will defend them to the very end. And no matter what anti-consumer rape is foisted upon them, they take it with a smile and they defend it. Because for them, if somebody is attacking Nintendo or somebody is attacking Disney, they're attacking them and they're attacking their sense of childhood. And so like when you have these like Family friendly companies that sell you back your childhood. And then it becomes a generational thing where it's not just, okay, I, you know, my grandparents and my parents watched it with me. Now I'm watching it with my kids. It's a super powerful brand. and it's crazy it really is and it allows them to get away with anything that's like my assessment of this is like it's it all comes back to a lot of these people had trauma in childhood or their childhood may have been the only part of their life that was good and so this allows them to buy it back what do you think of that yeah 0:08:11 Unknown_11: Probably there's some people that I have clips for where it's a little bit more wholesome than that. There's I think there's some people who didn't necessarily have like a traumatic past. They just have like a traumatic present. Yeah. And that's what they're trying to get away from. Yes. But I want to, I want to play the music video. I think Josh coincidentally picked the exact same intro video for this, but it makes sense. 0:08:45 Unknown_03: It makes sense. Cause this really is a summation of their entire mentality and world distilled down to its essence. Right? Let's have a look at this. Unknown_03: All right, here we go. 0:09:22 Unknown_12: Who's ready to break it down. Where's the place that you never grow old. Unknown_02: ever grow old. Who's the one with the magic wand? Unknown_12: Mickey! Mickey! What's the shape of the waffle you love? Mickey! Mickey! Where can you go with your closest grown-up friends to wear matching light-up ears and tutus and take a picture in front of the magical Cinderella castle? Disney! Come on, let's sing it! I'm a Disney adult that ain't no insult. Unknown_11: The beat drop. Yeah. 0:09:54 Unknown_12: It's not a cult! It's not a cult! Unknown_12: I'm a Disney adult. Unknown_11: Truly magic. It really is. I struggled to believe that this was like a real thing that Disney produce, but apparently it is because, um, well, they all use it. 0:10:32 Unknown_03: Like there's all sorts of these Tik Toks and Instagrams. All the influencers are using it. Disney made this themselves, Josh. Unknown_11: That is crazy. Cause it has all the influencers. I guess they're, they're embracing them. they love it yeah and there's no there's no diversity that's all white people except for this one and that one hispanic guy that's uh obviously like a gay theater kid the rest are white in that video well later on we're gonna see an incredible jewish gay couple josh that we also i i think we both got the same fat black 0:11:12 Unknown_11: We both went scurrying around to try to find clips and we found the same people. I did not find the gay Jewish people. Unknown_03: I don't know how you manage that one. Oh, the gay Jewish rabbit hole. I don't want to spoil too much about the gay Jewish rabbit hole, but let's get into some of this content. What do you have for us, Josh? Unknown_11: Um, so I have a grab bag of random stuff and then I have, um, the four that I've picked, uh, I'll just go off the list cause only four, but It's Darren Darling, which is probably the most wholesome, but it's very interesting how their dynamic is. Um, I have fat black woman. I don't, I did not bother to record her name. Uh, we both have plus size park hoppers. I knew you would have plus size park coppers. 0:11:47 Unknown_03: That's a, that's a Josh special rate. Unknown_11: They're the most famous because they're so cringe. And then, um, there's a very special guest appearance by, uh, that we also both got, I think his name is Lily. That's his chosen name. But, uh, most people don't have the Lily Tino, my friend Tina. That's uh, also known as Buffalo grill. Um, I have received DMCA and legal threats from this person, I think for, uh, his content that the, the forum has. 0:12:19 Unknown_03: not surprised this probably the worst person in existence like if i could think of one individual in my mind that sums up like the covid era of like karen tyranny and tranny tyranny it would be lily tino like it's the exact embodiment of that as a human being he embraces it too i've watched a couple of his videos and when i was doing this i i saw his tick tock for the first time 0:13:01 Unknown_11: And I was shocked that the comments are so negative. Unknown_11: He does not have like a huge fan base. It's like his thing is probably. Unknown_03: Nobody would like this person. No one identifies with this person. You know what I mean? They're just a piece of shit. Go ahead. Unknown_11: Trins do, I guess. I don't know. I just assume that everyone. Unknown_03: No, they don't. Like, I don't think like, go ahead, go ahead. Unknown_11: It is like an Amberlynn thing where they just have hate watchers. And there's verified TikTok people replying and making fun of him in his comments. But his content is extremely hateable. It's obvious he leans into it. 0:13:34 Unknown_11: um it's like a pro wrestling heel you know where it's almost like it's like can you really believe that this person sincerely thinks that this is a likable personality and and like what they're doing in any way anyone would consider it a positive thing like it's hard to believe that you know it's like saying this sports team in this town fucking sucks Unknown_03: like going to a fucking restaurant and intentionally baiting no no no don't don't do it don't do it all right all right all right let's start um i got one um i i tried to number some of these for an order this one is just called one cringe so i don't remember what this one was okay oh that's jannon nicholson isn't it 0:14:26 Unknown_03: Yeah. Do you have her? Well, so I've actually watched this lady's content, um, hours of it actually, because she, yeah, she did like a multi hour breakdown of the Disney star cruiser hotel. Do you know about this? Do you know about this shit? Unknown_11: This is like a D like a Disney Jedi thing on a cruise. Unknown_03: Okay. So what it was is a star Wars themed hotel that Disney did where it was like $3,000 to do this experience. 0:15:03 Unknown_03: and it was like you're on board of a starship and you're doing like an interactive like cosplay thing but it was a total disaster completely failed like multi multi-million dollar losses and they had to shut the thing down and she did a really good breakdown video on it of why it was such a brutal scam and rug pull of star wars fans and It was crazy. They were selling like they had one cocktail there that I think was like $700 for just one drink. And it like it came out in like a dry ice, you know, like there's like dry ice coming out and stuff like this. And because it's like presented coming out of like a droid, you want to pay $700 for this. Unknown_03: It's crazy. And a lot of people were doing it and going there and wasting all this money. But that's an example of something where it was like super whale targeted, but they just couldn't fucking support it. So anyway, I've seen this, this lady's content and she's done like, uh, she has like a whole big channel with like, I think like a million subscribers or something like that. 0:16:05 Unknown_11: Yeah. She's pretty big. I just wanted to play like how she presents herself. This video is a little bit self-aware, but it's still cringe. Unknown_04: Late onset adulthood. Unknown_04: She enjoys Disney bounding with a twist. Unknown_11: Oh, the bounding. Okay. I got it. I got this one bounding. Okay. So way back when Disney had an issue with adults showing up in cosplay of characters. Now, obviously a huge part of the Disney experience is you get to go and you get to meet the characters. So you have real characters dressed up as the, the Disney characters. Then you have the cause players who can look really convincingly like the characters. So there was an issue where it was impossible for guests to determine who was actually like the Disney, uh, like actor and who was cast member or whatever, and who was a cause player and this caused problems. So they shut that down. Now, what they do to compensate, except for kids, kids can cosplay because obviously nobody's a child that's an actor for Disney. So what they do as adults is they do what's called bounding, where they try to dress up as close as they can to get away with the rules. And usually this is like motifs, like she does her hair in the Scandinavian braids like Elsa, or will wear certain things or certain colors, but they can't wear... disney look like uh cosmetics or anything yes so she's she's bounding as herself bounding as elsa bounding as her like a double bound like uh inception yes she loves wasting her time at the happiest place on earth and yet her profile states she's wasting time here 0:17:32 Unknown_04: She comes to this place so much. Stop speaking up on me like that. Most people would call her a Disney adult. No, no. I am a Disney. It was a big difference. Unknown_03: A Disney. A Disney. God damn it. That sounds worse. That's brutal. It does. It's actually somehow more cringe than just saying you're a Disney adult. Oh, man. Unknown_11: I just realized that she has an alien from toy stories. I was wondering what the fuck that was. Yeah. It's an alien. It doesn't even look like it's officially licensed. 0:18:25 Unknown_03: It looks like some cheap fucking knockoff. Like, is that actually what Disney sells? Unknown_11: it might be because some of it can look real shitty i have um one of the people i have is i can switch to that real quick just as a god only knows how much that cost if it is officially licensed okay let me show you um this is from darren darling i'll skip back to this because it's relevant but okay um this is this is uh her husband and holy fuck man 0:18:59 Unknown_03: he's got dead eyes he's got really unaligned oh yeah but look at this ski jump haircut on his norwood fucking head the gray in his fucking beard please look at the background buddy like look at that bro there's like nightmare before christmas oh my god Unknown_02: Oh, no. Oh, my God. How many thousands of dollars were wasted? Josh. Unknown_11: Loungefly is like a premium brand. And what's weird is that she talks about it. Let's just let it play. Mickey Mouse. Unknown_01: And then this is my Mickey and friends with the Sensational Six and also Clarabelle. And a bunch of other, this Clarabelle fucking cow character. Unknown_03: I had never seen before when doing this Disney adult thing, there's like this one gay guy that we're going to cover. Who's just obsessed with Clarabelle, the cow and like follows the cow around the park. Fucking every fucking day. It's so fucking creepy, man. It's like some sort of a weird fetish for this fucking guy, man. I feel bad for the actors that have to do this. You know, they get harassed. 0:19:54 Unknown_11: Imagine being like the Elsa actor. Unknown_03: I bet she gets sexually harassed every fucking hour. Have you ever seen the one of, I don't think I have it in here, but the actor who plays Gaston at the Disney park getting sexually harassed by a woman? Unknown_11: He gets his ass grab and stuff. That's another thing. Yeah. Cause it's much more socially acceptable for women to sexually harass men. So yeah, Gaston, the actor for that guy. Can you even sexually harass a man? 0:20:31 Unknown_03: really really i know he's complaining yes because he's they grab his car women are gross as buddy you don't want them grabbing your you know all right let's continue Unknown_01: And then this is my Christmas collection. Unknown_03: There's a separate Christmas. I love how like, this is the thing is these people are rich as fuck. And this is what they're like, look, they have an entire room with an entire wall. It's like built in alcove. This room is so big. 0:21:05 Unknown_11: Can you hear the echo when she talks? There's like an echo. This is fucking cool. Unknown_03: Dude, there's motherfuckers out there starving in this economy. And these fuckers are just lavishing wealth on Disney to build out their fucking alcove backpack collection. Fuck. Unknown_11: I'll give you a rundown on them in a second. This couldn't fit. Unknown_01: Yeah, this one was just too tall for the shelves. 0:21:42 Unknown_11: Husband, of course, can't adjust the shelves to make this fit. He can't do that. That one hurts the most. Unknown_03: This is my princess collection. Unknown_01: As you can see, I really like the lounge slice with faces on them. Which are like the worst ones. These ones look like shit. Unknown_03: It's the most tasteless fucking design. At least with the ones that are a little bit more subtle or conceptual. Look at the one for Tangled. Unknown_11: Like it looks like a corset. That's pretty creative. The ones for the Nightmare Before Christmas were more creative. These are just like the same fucking thing with like a plastic inset. 0:22:18 Unknown_03: It's like it's just. Unknown_11: oh shit oh we put the princess's face from the movie directly on the backpack it's like this is terrible and this is the thing is like it's just it's not just a massive waste of money but it's just completely tasteless and trash i'm still waiting for them to make a rapunzel face no that's the only one that's good Unknown_01: collection i'm really proud oh my god in a long time to find all of these and a lot of people say that the treasure cat the time investment this is this is cringe do they like rehearse this let's take this out of these and a lot of people say that the treasure cat isn't a villain but if she says it's a villain it's a villain this is my snake this guy this guy is uh 0:23:09 Unknown_11: happy wife happy life max this guy is taking the biggest happy wife happy life pill that the world has ever seen yes yes i will say of all their backpacks my favorite is the apple it's just like it's just like a red sphere buddy Unknown_03: Did you rock it? Yeah, of course. I'd probably go for the Vader. You gotta get you the cheese board one, buddy. Unknown_02: It's just like a fucking board with cheese on the back there. Unknown_11: Be good. For some reason, I have two of these backpack ones. Let me play this before I forget why. Unknown_01: How I cope with my addiction. Lounge fly edition. Part three. Unknown_03: Start off with how I cope with my addiction. Unknown_02: That's never a good way to start a video. Apparently you cope with it by just giving in all the time. 0:23:58 Unknown_11: Now I cope with my Finch addiction. I stay high on Finch. Unknown_02: Yeah, exactly. Unknown_01: Where we have Jiminy Cricket and Pinocchio himself. Oh, God. Paul's been Pinocchio, and I've been Pinocchio. Oh, my God. Unknown_11: So they're doing the bounding. As you can see, they're not, like, perfectly cosplaying, but they have, like, the theme going on. And they do a pretty good job. These are honestly the least offensive of all the creators. Unknown_01: And that was so cute. Next is my Dumbo shelf. This one's extra sentimental because it's from a trip that I took with my son, Henry. 0:24:33 Unknown_11: Six kids, in case you're wondering. Unknown_03: I mean, at least they have kids, right? My theory with them is that they have kids, they lived in the area, they've always gone and they have very fond memories of going three times a year, every year for the last 20 years to Disney world. Unknown_11: And they're totally into it. And additionally, um, if this is scoot on, this is just called cringe. 0:25:10 Unknown_11: I, I despise the TikTok trend of lip syncing so much. Unknown_03: Oh, I know it's awful, but that's not even a Disney movie. That's a universal property. Wicked. What the fuck is this bitch doing? i get but there yeah there's no i can't believe you know what that song is because i was recent what do you mean you never saw wicked buddy what are you a cultural plebeian and you're kidding it is universal yeah it is universal well i was there like last year i think and it was funny yeah i was at universal universal dog 0:25:46 Unknown_02: yeah buddy i'm a universal adult and i love this did you get the wand that does stuff the magic wand you know what i didn't actually do that but you know you go through the hogwarts land it's pretty cool i love theme parks you know so this is hits close to home for me buddy i enjoy going to the theme parks and going on the rides and shit like that so Unknown_11: Okay. Did you have Butterbeer, at least? I've never had Butterbeer. Unknown_03: Is it good? I did have Butterbeer. Yeah, it is. It's all right. I like the iced one or whatever, where it's like, yeah. Unknown_11: Now that I finally have money, maybe I'll go to Universal and have Butterbeer. Well, you've been in Florida your whole life, and you've never been to Universal or Disney? Unknown_03: The last time I went to Universal was before the Harry Potter world. Unknown_11: Oh. The latest ride I think that they added when I last went was the Incredible Hulk ride. I remember me and my mom were doing this together, and we snuck on the Incredible Hulk ride at the very end of the park hours four times to the point where security had to come out and say, look, we see you sneaking back into the line. You got to stop. So, but we got to ride it like four times in a row. It was awesome. 0:26:46 Unknown_03: The whole coaster is fucking sick. I really like roller coasters. I really do. And that's the main reason I would go. Although like Diagon Alley, the Diagon Alley recreation they did at Universal, you really feel like you are there. But the problem is it's just, there's so many fucking people there. Where it's just, like, suffocating. You know, it actually is, like, a pretty brutal experience going to these parks. Okay, Creators 1. 0:27:35 Unknown_04: Okay, this is really funny. Unknown_11: This is her making fun of, like, Nat Walsh. Unknown_04: It's just way too much. I don't understand. What, do they want attention? Unknown_01: It's just way too much. We're ready for you. Let's go. Okay. Unknown_11: It's like a perspective shot and not actually her inlaid. It's really, really clever. I like that gag. Yeah. Now here's the punchline. That's funny on its own, but here's the punchline. 0:28:08 Unknown_01: You guys, the most ironic thing is happening to me right now. I was at Disneyland with my friends and we were filming a video making fun of people who make fun of content creators. And whilst we were filming that- We're on- Unknown_01: Okay. Unknown_03: You can, this is a common recurring thing with these Disney. It does like Mr. Morrow is like this. Bring it back. This, this woman's eyes are fucking crazy. 0:28:42 Unknown_11: When they have the ring lights and their pupils, I say it's the demon eyes. They got demon eyes on man. Unknown_03: Holy. Unknown_11: It's like the opposite, how like in The Thing, the person possessed by The Thing did not have light in their pupils, and that was like how you could tell. It's a very subtle thing. It's like the exact opposite. They're like overflowing with consumerism, and it just shines through their eyes. Unknown_11: This is Disney Adult Couple. 0:29:24 Unknown_03: What the fuck were those shoes, man? Unknown_03: He's got like the slippers from Aladdin or some fucking shit going on. Unknown_11: What the fuck, man? They must have like an entire like walk-in wardrobe entirely dedicated to their costumes. Of course they do. This is crazy, man. I gotta say, you know, they look pretty good. They got this shit figured out. Unknown_11: And it's like embarrassing that they're going to Disney World. This is how they choose to do it. But it's like, as far as like the- Don't you see Bonnie's golden shoes? Unknown_03: Like, look at this- watch right there and he's got like some sort of tr okay he's doing jafar okay i guess it means but this is like the sassiest like yesified sissy jafar i've ever seen man like he's like a theater kid i feel like but it's like he has the deadest eyes i've ever seen But like, yeah, no, his eyes are totally dead. Well, he's doing this like super over the top, but like his hand on his thigh like that. Like what the fuck, man? This guy is gay. 0:30:19 Unknown_03: He sucks dick, bro. Unknown_11: He's bi. He's got such dead eyes, but I really feel like he's into it, which is like the weirdest like contrast ever. Well, listen, you don't get into that outfit unless you're into it. Unknown_02: You know what I mean? You don't. You have to be into it. Unknown_02: Disney soccer moms. 0:30:52 Unknown_03: Oh, no. I think these are other creators, too. Unknown_03: They all are, yeah. Okay, this is a follow-up. They all have the backpacks. Unknown_03: Okay. This is brutal. Like the fact, like imagine being like an actual Marvel comic book fan from like the eighties or something or the nineties. Who gives a shit about you? Unknown_02: No, but like, like imagine like, 0:31:24 Unknown_03: this was your nerdy niche interest you got bullied for this in school and now like 45 year old rich white women are cosplaying as these characters bounding as these characters at disney like this property is at like an all-time low this is a disaster holy and like these women like do you think they even actually like The Avengers, or is this just because it's Disney property? Unknown_11: Like those comic book nerds got married and now they, they are married to these bounding moms and the moms love it. Cause they get to dress up and they get to go to the park and eat food and hang out with their kids and make memories and take photos. PPP. Unknown_11: Well, you gotta be positive about this. Okay. I understand. I understand. Like I said, I like this disaster. Unknown_11: Uh, this one, I think is, is this creators? Oh no. I ever played that last one to enjoy Disney world are mentally ill. 0:32:23 Unknown_07: There's a, there's some sort of mental illness going on here. I think more research needs to be done. There are adults. Unknown_03: I'll say this. I'll say this. I don't think just going to Disney World makes you mentally ill, right? Like, I think that you can go to a theme park and enjoy it once ever so often. You go on a family vacation with your kids or whatever. I think that that's okay. But these people make it their whole lives. Their whole identity revolves around that. And I think that's the difference between somebody who's just like a customer of Disney and somebody who's like a Disney adult. Do you think that's like a fair way to break it down, Josh? 0:32:53 Unknown_11: yeah but it's like the the earlier category is like less and less I actually I've gone to Disney World many times in my life because number one it's right there but number two yeah I had a family member who was a widow and her husband had was very wealthy and they invested their money in their lifetime one of the things they invest in was Disney so they have not like a super significant but they have like they own part of a property or something that they have kind of like a timeshare and as a result every year for like a week there was like a free ticket into disney world that my family had so i think i went to disney world every year as a teenager and a little bit before and um you know it's like a fun place to go as as a kid 0:33:27 Unknown_11: It's it's just it's just Disney World is the thing It's it doesn't even despite having gone and having gone with family for so many times I don't even have like a particularly strong attachment to it and I could just be me because I was like always a little shit, but There um Unknown_11: I want to say I'm missing a video because there's a really funny video of her and her kids. I probably deleted this because it has her kids in it. But basically, my thought is with these guys, they go with their kids, and they actually have their own tour group for Disney. They have a travel agency that they run. and i think that they just number one this is something they do with their kids number two this is all tax write-offs every dollar that they spend at disney is a tax write-off and it goes on the tick-tock channel and their tick-tock channel helps with their travel agency and that's how they have such a big house full of disney and i think they can justify going because it's such a big park that they go to obscure stuff, they keep up to date with everything. And so if you're like a very wealthy Chinese person and you're like, me and my wife come USA, go Disney World. She always want to go Disney World. Where do we go to have best this? And then she's like, ah, I know exactly how to maximize your week in Disney World to get everything that you're wanting. And that's how that's her business. So I like these people the most of all the ones I saw. Cause that's like, I understand. And they seem pretty harmless. 0:34:57 Unknown_03: They're pretty inoffensive so far as this goes. Right. For sure. Unknown_11: Um, now I have number two, going back to my main directory, this is called child hate as, as there's no in the world. So what are they Disney adults that hate children? Yes. 0:35:38 Unknown_03: What the fuck? Let's see. Okay. Unknown_03: Okay. This makes me mad. It's not about you, you stupid fucking bitch. It's for kids. It Disney is, is for children. It's for children to immerse themselves into the fantasy of Disney and the movies and the shows that they see. It's not for you. Unknown_11: There was a, a tick, no, a Twitter post that I saw right before we, uh, started talking. They don't have it on this computer. But it was a video of someone who's a big Disney Park person and they had went to go see this new attraction there's this thing called the Fantasyland theater and it is a thing for live entertainment where you have live performers reading books and stuff and it is a hundred percent for the kids nobody else would care and a Disney has the rights to bluey in the United States bluey of course is if you somehow don't know the shit for his favorite show 0:36:13 Unknown_11: Is she one of those people that's like sexually attracted to the dad in the show? The dad dog? I don't know if she's sexually attracted to the show, but she claims that it has like deep moral lessons for adults. 0:36:46 Unknown_03: When it's actually, yeah, now I've actually never watched Bluey, but like she actually, like Anissa tries to claim that it's like profound and life-changing for her. And that it taught her all these lessons. Unknown_02: It's brutal, man. Unknown_03: I hear though, it's a pretty good show for kids. I hear that it's like good for their attention. Like it's not just total slop, right? 0:37:17 Unknown_11: The way that it works is that it's a show that is obviously put together by people who give a shit. If you compare what kids are watching on YouTube, like the fucking Melon show, that slop content versus Bluey. it's actually, there's no, yeah, there's nothing even close to like that, that quality of shit for kids these days. And it's really depressing. Cause when I was growing up, there was all sorts of great shows for kids. And now it's like just the worst shit ever. Unknown_03: Like now I, you know, I try and be fair with this stuff because, you know, parents would always complain about what kids were watching back then. Like, I think of, uh, like the advertisement, like it says, turtles come, turtles go, but we're forever. And it's like Fred Flintstone and Woody Woodpecker and Dennis the Menace. And like the implication of that was that, you know, those shows from the eighties and nineties, they're like slop, but these old cartoons are forever. And, and, Like, I feel like every generation feels like their children's media was good. And the new shit that comes out is slop. But I actually do think the stuff that comes out today truly is fucking slop, isn't it? 0:37:58 Unknown_11: Yeah, it really is. Unknown_03: It's a matter of it's a matter of. 0:38:36 Unknown_11: Intent and care and you can just tell with Cocomelon and like the YouTube shit it is Malaysian artists who are churning the shit out and nobody gives a fuck and that's why Bluey was so successful is that there is obviously a production team and a writing team and some sort of like childhood development professional that is writing a script that is appealing to kids but then also and has like a lesson for children, not for 34 year old women. Unknown_11: Well, they just learned empathy, but a year ago, my friend. Unknown_03: So we got to start. Maybe our shows were shit and we should have had Bluey instead of SpongeBob or whatever the fuck is wrong with her. Unknown_03: I think what it comes down to with children's entertainment is the vast, vast majority of it has always been shit. But the things that get remembered are the quality things. You know what I mean? Cause there's certainly what, yeah. Do you remember cow and chicken? I do to a small degree remember cow and chicken, but it wasn't like one of my big shows That was like a Hanna-Barbera thing. 0:39:32 Unknown_11: I want to say and that show I think is the closest to slop But um, yeah, no, it's it's like I don't know all this stuff that um, who's that woman that made the pony show that Oh Unknown_11: Faust. No, uh, uh, yeah. Her name is Lauren Faust. And I think she was also responsible for power girls. Unknown_03: And I think she did Foster's home for imaginary kids. Those were all great. 0:40:11 Unknown_11: And that's, that's a, that's like a parallel. Those shows are closer to bluey. I remember like my parents being like, well, SpongeBob will rot your fucking brain and it's, it's retarded, you know? Unknown_03: But now it's like, oh, that's great. Yeah. Unknown_02: You know, it's great compared to, it was, especially the first few seasons of that show. Unknown_03: I actually think like hold up kind of similar to Looney Tunes where somebody of all ages could watch it. You know, that's the thing with blue is that they have like adult jokes and that's why it's so popular with parents too. 0:40:43 Unknown_11: Cause it's like, it's not like gross adult jokes. It's not like a ha ha kids don't know what this means. it's like just funny so that's why um that's why people like it so much and uh my whole point was was with this thing it was like a theater so it's literally like people doing storybook reading about bluey for kids and it is the entire american mystery me department and the bleachers and it's all adults it's all like fat adults coming to see a bluey read along it actually made me really sad because i had watched the pewdiepie video recently where he took his kid to see um basically the same thing it was like a theater for kids and there were actually kids there and it was very nice it looked like a nice place for kids to go and i'm just thinking like god american kids are just they don't have i i really don't like this that they serve alcohol at disney world 0:41:16 Unknown_03: I don't think that they should. I don't think that they should serve alcohol there. Unknown_11: It should be a thing where it's after, after sundown, like after sunset and it's dark out, you can do more adult oriented stuff, but. Unknown_03: Well, cause these people just go there and they're day drinking all fucking day. Unknown_11: It's true. It's like noon and she's like drinking like a cocktail. Unknown_03: You know, it's like, what the fuck? But it also makes it like, I don't know, like an unsafe environment for kids. Like, I don't know. I just, I just don't like it. But of course, Disney is not going to sacrifice any sort of profit whatsoever to actually be like a family values company. If not more, it's fucking crazy. The price is there. I have some videos of the fat people and they're showing the prices of like the mini, not even like the fancy places, just like the shit you can walk into and flip flops. 0:42:06 Unknown_11: It's like the quick serve. It's like 20 to $70 for like shit, you know? Unknown_02: Yeah. Unknown_11: For anything. So, um, okay. So that's her. She's just being a bitch. And then she's upset that children are acting like children at a place meant for children. I'm contrasting here the opinions of the Disney adults who hate kids and the Disney adults who have replaced children with Disney It's up with the child voice 0:42:58 Unknown_11: I think that she's doing a dubbing and this is like another Tik TOK video. That's very popular. And she's doing the high baby thing, dubbing over her own video. I'm pretty sure that's what's going on. Otherwise this is very creepy. Unknown_03: Yeah. And these people are old too. So I don't know. It's but they stay youthful cuz they keep up with Tik TOK trends. Unknown_11: Don't you understand? It's like the fountain of youth. Unknown_11: okay this is called i won't spoil it this is what it's like to build a 200 lightsaber in disney world's galaxy's edge this 15-minute experience all starts with a jedi that tells you about the origins of the lightsaber and the different color kyber crystals that are the jedi is black and wearing a covid mask like what a nightmare 0:43:43 Unknown_03: god damn it like can we do they really like i wonder when this was from it must have been from years ago because like are they still okay oh my god everybody's over at um disney and disney in particular was really fast to get over the masking stuff it was like um we have the world's biggest amusement park here if you don't open this up we're gonna be pissed it was killing it was killing them for like during kovid right it was brutal for them Unknown_11: Yep. Unknown_03: Um, okay. So let's just play blue, green, purple, and red, purple. Unknown_11: Okay. That is, I take issue with that. It's a very well-known fact that the only purple lightsaber went to Samuel Jackson and he literally told, um, he said, I will not do this part if my lightsaber is not purple. And George Lucas was like, we got green and we got red. and blue and he's like no mine will be purple hell no hell no i like that because i'm black george lucas and george lucas was like well we've got to get the black people in the theater somehow so he just gave him a purple one so he this black guy can get a purple one but the whitey can't it's right whitey's not allowed the purple saver 0:45:00 Unknown_08: color you want it's pretty easy from there they give you your parts and you start building there are actually five different designs all this shit's plastic it would be so much cooler if it was metal but they gotta print this shit on a 3d printer and uh you know if it's like 200 fucking dollars like make the build quality legit Unknown_02: You know, but it's just, they squeeze for every last penny. Unknown_03: They give you fucking value product for premium price and people just pay it. It's fucked. Unknown_08: choose from and two variations of each design so it's very customizable and when you're building it you basically just work from the inside out once you get on those final end caps you have your completed hilt and all we have to do from here on is activate it with the force and we've got a brand new custom built lightsaber from disney world and it only cost us 220 plus the ticket for admission only 0:45:58 Unknown_02: oh what a value what a steal buddy holy baby voice woman oh she's got the demon eyes look those you got the four whites and the demon eyes this is a fucking witch Unknown_03: Like, look at the fucking wrinkles and the droopiness of the fucking. She really does look like some sort of a villainous witch creature from a Disney feature. And I'm like, fuck, man. Number one, me. Unknown_04: This is not just for adults. Age is just a number and magic is for everyone. Unknown_03: No, age is not just a number. That always makes me think of pedophiles when people say that shit. 0:46:46 Unknown_02: Holy... Okay. You're probably thinking to yourself, aren't those just regular people dressed up in mascot suits? Unknown_04: No, those are my friends and I miss them! Unknown_02: Fuck! Look at you, look at you... Unknown_03: It's like being fucking tortured, buddy. It's fucking brutal cringe, man. That's fucking eye-watering cringe. Unknown_11: We're gonna put you in the fucking Pluto suit if you don't tell us where the bomb is. 0:47:20 Unknown_04: And number three. Kids. I love kids. Unless they caught me in line for the teacup ride, because I love that ride. And that can't hide them. Whee! Unknown_02: hate kids. Unknown_02: Someone's barren. Unknown_11: Is your triangle gold now? Have you gilded your lilies? Unknown_02: Yeah, it's gilded. Unknown_03: It's been like this for a long time. I've been using this one for fucking years. Like the part where you hold it fell off and I never reattached it. So now I hold it by my fingers. It ruins the acoustics of the musical instrument. You have to dangle it. no it's still good if you have one of the shafty little ones it does but this giant gilded triangle buddy the acoustics are still great even if i hold it with my hand i think an experienced triangle this would take issue with that you have to dangle it okay this one's called we got here uh broke black woman i haven't heard the song in 20 some years 0:48:36 Unknown_11: Oh my God. Unknown_02: Oh, man. Unknown_03: Oh, man. Do you think she actually is happy? Unknown_11: You will own Disney backpacks and you will be happy. Unknown_03: She doesn't look very happy. Like, look into her eyes, man. Like, she looks distressed or distraught there or something like that. It's really dark if you imagine, like, a 3D perspective. Unknown_11: Like, you swivel behind her and you see, like, the camera on the tripod. 0:49:11 Unknown_12: right it is um this is called dinky land okay i might have to explain this you know what a dink is doubling come no kids Unknown_05: ah correct i know you've heard about dinks but when two dinks join double dinks oh no nothing oh my god oh my god the fucking masks man did you see what's her name taylor lorenz was spurging out about masks again you know who also spurgs about mask Unknown_03: Who they, who will not be named for your, your safety. Unknown_03: It's like, let it go. But like these people love that time because they got to police everybody else's behavior. You're killing people. And it's just like, I just can't imagine actually like enjoying that time period at all. or wanting to return there or continue it but they do they do for whatever fucking reason they're just sick twisted fucking people yeah if you ever read like the zero covet community read it 0:49:58 Unknown_03: yeah years ago but they're still around going out there yeah we're in japanese soldier fighting the war 30 years later for some people like they're just never gonna move on from it you know we're in year six of an ongoing pandemic 0:50:40 Unknown_11: Anyways, let's see what's going on with the double dinks. Unknown_05: You can tell that we don't have kids by the extreme seriousness that we put into our Cheesecake Factory orders. I mean, come on, this is a man who has no serious worries in his life. Unknown_03: People often assume we're sad and lonely, but in actuality, we have a lot more free time. People assume we're sad and lonely. That's a brutal preemptive cope. You know what I mean? Like, no, no, I swear I'm happy and fulfilled. If you are so happy and fulfilled, you really wouldn't have to say that, you know? Okay. 0:51:14 Unknown_11: This is them getting back at their mom who wants kids, grandkids. Are they like some kind of like Oktoberfest? I see like the flag of Mecklenburg up there. I think this is like Epcot. Unknown_03: It might be the German pavilion where they serve like German themed food and beverage. Yeah. I see. Unknown_05: And to go to Disneyland or shall I say dinky land spent the dinky land, the cringe selfies being adorable. We got to explore the park without any screaming kids or strollers. And we even found time to make some TikTok. I mean, look at the commitment. 0:51:47 Unknown_11: That's what really matters. Living the dream. Yeah. Making memories here. Unknown_03: Oh, look, we're making content for the swap machine, honey. Unknown_05: i would have kids if it was a baby yoda but no i got some drinks no rides what a perfect trip 10 out of 10 no notes okay any comments on this Unknown_03: It's just sad, right? Like, it's pretty obvious what the take is, where they don't have any actual sort of meaning or fulfillment to their lives through family. And so they're looking to replace that. They're looking to fill that hole with consumeristic slop at fucking Disney. but it's just like it it is just a weird thing though like somebody who's like opposed to having kids going to a place that's meant for kids you know there's like some sort of a weird psycho thing going on there no fuck i don't does disney do like adult only experiences maybe they should just make like an adult park There is, I think times when you can like go to the park early, if you're one of these people or, you know, they used to have, um, actually they had what was called pleasure Island. Did you ever hear about this? 0:53:05 Unknown_03: No. Unknown_03: So Disney at one time, I think it was in the nineties, they started like opening nightclubs in Orlando. Like they had an entire district of like adult themed nightclubs and stuff like this called pleasure Island, but it didn't end up working out for them. It didn't end up taking off, but that was one of their attempts at like targeting to adult. Unknown_11: Yeah. They must've been like sitting down with like a whole team of psychologists and they're like. These adults are coming to our park and spending lots of money. Can we make like an adult only thing? And then they tried it and they must've come to the conclusion that no, they're here for the infantile experience. They don't want the adult. They don't want an adult experience. 0:53:36 Unknown_03: Well, they're, they're Peter Pan fans that are Peter Pan. Unknown_11: That's one of my favorite things. There's a post from 4chan, like from 2007 that, uh, uses the term Peter Pan syndrome to describe. I think weeaboos is what it was about. Yeah. Said weeaboos had Peter Pan syndrome. Disney cake mukbang. Oh, God. 0:54:10 Unknown_11: I can't tell what ethnicity this woman is. Unknown_03: This is fucking like her. Well, her face, her face is gone. Like she's put on so much fucking makeup that any sort of distinguishing facial features have disappeared. Like in reality, we have no idea at all what this woman actually looks like. It's like an AI mask. She's like a black man in real life. Yeah. She's wearing like the Belle Delphine makeup where it's just like, Unknown_03: yeah that's what it is it's like the only fans belladelphia style it is what the fuck's wrong with her nose like is that cake yeah she has cake on her nose oh my god how quirky disney plus sent her this cake how the fuck do you get disney plus sent you a fucking cake she must be like a like a super premium plan that gets like uh what is it like mystery box gifts that are really popular and she gets like free cake 0:55:13 Unknown_11: oh it's her birthday probably they know it's like it's like a giant black cock with mickey ears on the side isn't there like a licorice candy that's like a thumb like that yeah it's like that like shitty like chocolate ears on top it looks terrible it is pretty bad i'm a cartoon character Unknown_02: bitch this is not good are you gonna share this with your with your boyfriend or anything no it is exactly that candy that licorice candy you're talking about yeah you get that unlike halloween you'd be like what the is this crap i couldn't name it for you if my life depended on it and i don't think anyone else could either but like it does look exactly like that now one of the mickey ears is now in her mouth 0:56:12 Unknown_03: And she looks even more unappealing at this point. She's fat. Unknown_03: She's kind of a fat-faced fucking Asian bitch. Unknown_11: Is she Asian or what's going on? I would bet she's like half Filipino. If I had to guess as an expert, level 99. Okay, I got this. is she gonna eat all nine pounds of cake like oh my god oh my god it's so performative cutesy i'm so cute look at i got the cake on my nose bitch what is with the inside of this cake it's like stuffed with like candy and shit who the fuck i mean that's i guess the interesting part of it but like it doesn't look it looks really dry doesn't it 0:56:59 Unknown_03: It does. It looks like there's no moisture to this cake whatsoever. They have to ship it is the reason for this. I would, I have no idea who would choose like a really like bread heavy cake versus like a cheesecake. Gold belly type service. Have you ever ordered from that? Unknown_11: Uh, I, yes. Cause I told people if I hit the goal, I would order mangosteen and a gold belly and I would review it for gum road. How was that? Cause I haven't, I haven't done that shock. I ordered it today. So literally today. Oh, that's pending. I don't know what the fuck a mangosteen is. I don't know what a gold belly is. I picked a key lime pie. So. 0:57:33 Unknown_11: mangoes seems like an asian i think it's traditional chinese medicine and they're obsessed with like the anti-carcinogenic properties of mangosteen because it's really expensive and you like you would have to be really dedicated to the healing properties of mangosteen to buy this but i'll try it okay i think this is feeder content let me be real with you i think that she just has she knows what she's doing and she's jerking off the disney feeder 0:58:06 Unknown_03: your audience imagine there is such a thing there is for sure yeah isn't there like a disney thing where there's like they honey i shrunk the kids that's a vore thing just so you know that woke up a lot of vore files oh Unknown_11: to say enough disney engagement my life's been enriched for the knowledge of it you're welcome the writers oh my god these are awful man like i i have a lot to say about this oh no Unknown_11: did they jump onto a float or something illegally and now they're having to like rush and get them off i just i don't think you're allowed to do that there no you are i i think that yeah okay look let me play it no 0:59:02 Unknown_11: this guy he's pissed he's pissed and he took the ring he snatched the ring out of their hands yes he's just like a fat little gay guy but is this actually a staff member or is this just some oh yeah in a gated area they jumped the gate to get onto that pavilion so that they can get the best photo possible for their influencer okay Unknown_03: You have to pay for this. Unknown_11: You can do this. There is no upper limit to how much you can spend on a Disney wedding. I looked this up cause I was curious. 4,000 marriages are officiated on Disney properties every year. Unknown_03: I saw on Disney plus there's actually like a series about this. Like Disney weddings, like it's officially produced by Disney. Unknown_02: Yeah. Unknown_03: And they're like showing like, and these people are fucked in the head, man. And they're spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on like their fairy princess wedding. And they're like showing up in the carriage from Cinderella and stuff. And it's, it's actually really shocking how amenable the Disney hospitality service is to these events. 0:59:54 Unknown_11: You can rent out whatever the fuck you want if you're willing to pay the price you can rent it out You can get like all the actors just for you for your evening Like there is no upper limit to how much they will let you spend for your perfect wedding at Disney World They will do whatever the fuck you asked for if you got the cash for it I just imagine it has to be a thing for Chinese people because the Chinese people they got money and they're into really cute stuff and there's lots of Chinese Disney adults, too and 1:00:41 Unknown_11: Cause it's just, it's just like, um, pure escapism. So I think they fly over and Hong Wang has millions of dollars and he's happy wife, happy life max. And his very, very expensive wife wants a $500,000 Disney wedding. And so she's going to get the magic castle for a whole evening. She's going to get all the actors that are it's they're going to reenact the um The the banquet scene from the beauty and the beast, you know be our guests They're going to reenact the whole fucking thing just for them and just for their guests um, and of course, you know, they'll have dedicated assistants that speak english and chinese and they'll have everything they fucking want and it's There's no upper limit to it Okay 1:01:25 Unknown_11: Um, but yeah, they do for, I looked it up the minimum, they have minimums. So if you want the castle in the background, if you want to rent that for your wedding, the minimum is $120,000. Unknown_11: But to do it at all, the minimum people pay it, they pay it though. They pay it all the time. Um, and the minimum for like the cheapest package starts at like $4,000 to have any, it really is shocking though. Unknown_03: Like the, the sheer level of disparity in wealth, like where there's just like a lot of these people that just have so much money and they just have no fucking sense at all. 1:02:02 Unknown_02: They're just able to waste it on this shit. Unknown_03: It really is crazy. It really is. Unknown_11: Well, right now, um, in China, I want to say that the, they have something like 50 million millionaires nowadays because, um, they actually have, I think like a, if you discount the people in the west who live in like below poverty line and you just consider the coastals, like the income disparity from the highest earners and the lowest owners is lesser than it is in the United States. But that's only if you cut out. like the real shit parts of china but they have they have so much fucking money it's unreal oh yeah oh yeah um as you know as a canadian who has to try and find places to live they have a lot of fucking money oh they sure fucking do buddy and they're just like the soulless fucking bug people just totally fucking tasteless you know and they love this shit they love it 1:02:34 Unknown_11: Oh God, this is so cringe too. This guy is like so disheveled. 1:03:07 Unknown_03: What the fuck is this guy doing? Like look at the fucking, the shorts on bud. What are these fucking shirts and just the dirty gray sweat stain fucking shit. Listen, if you're rocking the five XL t-shirt, which you really never should, you know, as a fat person rock the fucking t-shirt. Cause it just looks like a fucking trash bag. you know you gotta rock the polo shirt or you at minimum or like an actual dress shirt because otherwise like you just look like human waste especially if you're like old and norwooded like this guy yeah ball well he's like he's full-on bald like this is like in norwood 11 or some and he's still got like the cope hair where you never shave it off to make it look yes and he's got the cope beard to try and fucking compensate and then he's got like the the you know the scribbles on his fucking leg to try and preserve some level of masculinity even though he's clearly given up on life like it's just grim it's just grim and then i don't know how like he has this female around him like is this an actual cast member i guess 1:03:57 Unknown_11: yeah it's an actor um like surely this was not his significant other because there's just no way this is a video it's a he's doing it to a meme song this is like a skit from family guy and there's he's just dancing to the like the skit so no you guys can it possibly get okay Unknown_11: This is the one that gets me the most. Cause she's like, what the fuck? And she's got a smile, like happiest place on the fucking smell of it. 1:04:51 Unknown_03: Okay, buddy. I just realized now he's wearing a fucking Ewok shirt. Unknown_03: This motherfucker got this Ewok graphic tee and five XL from fucking old Navy. The fucking stench off this guy that the Daisy Ridley impersonator here has to fucking deal with. oh my god man like the look at the cope over look at the cope over on his head like it's gone it's gone sire like it's gone there's like a landing strip even within it if you zoom in on the crown of his head look at that it's crazy that that background is all man-made they had to like put i know spray paint and detail all those rocks they had like a geologist on to make it look real and stuff that's crazy yeah 1:05:40 Unknown_11: The Imagineers, they make it the happiest place. I've been there. Unknown_03: It sucks though there. It sucks. The fucking Star Wars land. It's brutal, buddy. It's just so fucking dead and so soulless. And it's just like, and they, for whatever reason, focused it on the least popular part of the Star Wars franchise, which is the sequel trilogy, rather than just giving people what they actually would want anyway. Unknown_11: There's a theme park ride where you can like throw like a Palpatine down the mine shaft and you get like a mannequin to chuck down the shaft and there's like, it's like, um, one of those balls that you can buy at like a science shop or there's like the static electricity coming out of it and throw it down. 1:06:22 Unknown_03: Do you know what you can get there? Josh at this star wars? No, you can get the blue milk buddy. from the monster that the the guy drinks oh my god yes you get the blue milk because they're trying to get their answer to butter beer but it's it's gross like it's not like no one wants to drink milk in the florida sun like that's true but then also they learned this heinz learned this in the 90s do you remember funky town ketchup 1:06:55 Unknown_03: Oh, the green and the purple and all that. Those are not appetizing colors. Unknown_11: And that product failed because it just, it, you don't want to eat fries that have blue on them. It just doesn't look right. Unknown_03: No, you know, it's fucking gross, but I don't know, as a kid, I thought it was cool. I tried it, but it's like, after I tried it, I'm like, huh, this just doesn't look right. It tastes the exact same. Right. But it doesn't like it fools your brain. You know, it's weird. It's weird. Okay. I wanna, we somehow managed to pause twice for eight second video. 1:07:29 Unknown_11: Let's bust it out. Well, you know, listen, you're not a warski though. Unknown_03: We would've got at least seven fucking pauses if it was warski fucking years. So like trying my best. Uh, this one's called fat training. It's not all his fault because it's largely me going pause. Hold on. Oh, you know? Unknown_11: Okay. The one thing that kills me is like pause the video, right? and then you go on a huge diatribe right and he'll do this where it's like okay unpause and then actually this guy yeah no like it's literally three frames before andy decides to pause it with something else no this guy it's like i don't know this is the way it is if you like it you like it if you don't you don't but it's like every frame is like a 10 minute diatribe so 1:08:22 Unknown_03: That's why you're trying the last nine hours. Unknown_11: I don't know how you do it. Unknown_03: Oh, you've got to milk it for every last nickel and dime, buddy. Holy fuck. Okay. Fat tranny. You already know that I'm a fat crow who loves to eat. No shit. Whoa, bitch. Whoa. Cover your shame. What the fuck is going on? The fucking full belly flapping in the fuck. Well, no doubt. No doubt. It's like a fetish. But like, this is like a sexless amorphous blob fucking person. Like where the fuck is your cock and balls at there? Like, it's like this fucking like fupa fucking it's brutal, buddy. It's fucking brutal. What the fuck? 1:08:57 Unknown_11: They're actually kind of funny because they do like a thing. It's like, they're really, but they're funny. It's one of the only redeeming qualities of fat people, you know, like I get my whole life is that so. Unknown_03: Okay. Unknown_02: at disney we started out strong with some breakfast i got myself he's inhaling the breakfast the mickey waffle yummy vanilla cake pop what the are you doing so we got him the viral what is that what the it's a cocoa puff coffee it's like a cereal that's coffee 1:09:47 Unknown_03: Oh my God, Josh, there's so much happening in this fucking video. That's so rapid fire. Like it's just, whoa, whoa. Unknown_11: Every time he eats, by the way, he rolls his eyes into the back of his head. So this is definitely like a fetish thing. You're getting fucked up the ass or whatever, or the Suego face. Unknown_03: I don't know. It's brutal. Unknown_02: because they only make the coffee with dairy and I'm lactose intolerant, but then I'm not surprised. Unknown_03: So we got the Mickey beignets and these were sweet treat. Can we please ban the term sweet treat? It has to stop. It has to stop. I need you to support this with evidence. Why does this need to stop? 1:10:24 Unknown_03: buddy, all of these motherfucking like cringe infantile people call it a sweet treat instead of a dessert. And they like, I'm having a sweet treat, a sweet treat. It's just starting to drive me fucking crazy, man. Unknown_11: You watch too much plus size park hoppers. I think, do they say that as well? Unknown_03: I mean, it's really only in this demographic that the term sweet treat is used like this, but it has to be stopped specifically because of these people. Here it looks like they have like a raw turkey leg. It does look a little bit undercooked. This turkey leg does not look appetizing, buddy, does it? Like, that's coming from me. Like, fuck, man. It looks awful. What the fuck? 1:11:04 Unknown_11: It's not the best angle of this, huh? You want to get the glistening skin. That's dirty fucking vagina on fucking the dilation wound on the fucking Turkey leg. Unknown_03: Like this fucking tranny's got turkey like that. Unknown_02: You are what you eat. Look at that. 1:11:37 Unknown_03: That's fucked. Unknown_02: It's grimy. Unknown_03: What is this? Unknown_03: It really does look like some sort of tranny post-surgery abomination, this fucking shit. Unknown_12: My personal favorite thing I ate at Disney was this giant turkey leg. What? It was just scrumdiddly yum yum. Unknown_03: Scrumdiddly yum yum. Unknown_11: I don't know what the sauce is. Unknown_03: It looks like buffalo sauce to me. They said buffalo sauce. Look at that, though. That does not look appealing in any way. 1:12:09 Unknown_02: That's fucking awful. You're sucking the dirty fucking buffalo sauce off it? Unknown_03: I don't know. I don't know. and you can't go to disney without a churro so of course i got a churro that honestly pisses me off more than anything no it does i hate there's mexicans that go it's like somebody will be talking normally and then they'll be like the kids of the uh the body you know Unknown_03: if you're at a mexican restaurant there's the one guy who will pronounce enchilada you know yeah i'm gonna have it's real bad whenever they get a news anchor that's like it's like i'm i'm speaking like the whitest person ever today we're gonna speak to correspondent yes uh felipe lopez it's like okay listen listen don't disrespect me like that okay they really gotta play it up because they have an anchorman we have this guy this news anchor in canada who's like brown like he's indian but he has like white features and then he also speaks like a white man and it's really really disconcerting like it's very weird it really is took years of practice uh gaston see if he gets molested 1:13:04 Unknown_11: I just read the subtitle and it's like agony. Okay. Unknown_03: The phenotype of this person. Unknown_11: Just knowing what she's going to say is like, I'm, I'm really not good with cringe. I know that's weird, but it's like, I'm really just, I know. Unknown_03: it really like it's just i get rattled and i just start like screaming you know it's hope i don't know hopefully people are enjoying this episode i don't know because it's basically us just getting cringed out by these people and just yelling so insecure you're always like i hope people are enjoying this of course people actually enjoy the show please god 1:14:08 Unknown_11: look, they're loving it. They're like, I can't wait to hear what she says. Unknown_03: I have high standards. Okay. I, I want to do entertaining shows that people love, you know, I want to talk about dark side fill for Unknown_11: Nine, nine hours. Unknown_03: That's the high quality content that people crave. Josh. Do they want to hear about like, like when I'm going to bed, I'm laying in bed dozing off when you start streaming and then I'll wake up sometimes and you're still still streaming and like, what the fuck? 1:14:45 Unknown_11: Yes. About dark side. Phil, come on now. What does she got to say to guest home? Unknown_04: My boyfriend just broke up with me. Will you go out with me? Unknown_02: That was nasty. Unknown_03: That bitch got wrecked, bro. Gaston wasn't having that bitch. Gaston woke up today and chose fucking violence, Josh. Listen, I'm fucking sick of dealing with you people all day, and I'm just going to strike back. 1:15:19 Unknown_11: somebody just cut my balls grab both my ass cheeks you come near me bitch i'm gonna floor you there's so i think he's supposed to say something like sorry i want to be with bell but then he like i think it has to be intentional he does what he's doing oh yeah of course i get bitch um this one's called i love you poo Unknown_03: no i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate when they do this i hate when they like these women like i don't even know like i'd say like revert to a child but surely even a child knows it's not the real winnie the pooh but like they act like they're actually meeting but like this is the thing too even if you're actually meeting a celebrity right can you imagine breaking down into tears like this like i just can't even fathom the mentality that leads to this it's really disturbing to me it really is if i met a celebrity you know you kind of want to hold your together and not annoy them because especially i think you and i know what it's like to be annoyed by people who 1:16:17 Unknown_11: who like us and it's a really awkward situation to be in because you're annoyed but you can't be mean because number one that's that's really mean to do but number two those people if you piss them off will come after you for the rest of your life so you can't do that Unknown_03: We know right well that the biggest hater is it comes from love first, right? They love the character and then they feel betrayed in some way and then they turn into the ultimate a log. It's like syndrome from the Incredibles or something like this, right? To keep the Disney metaphor going, but. i there's a lot of videos like this and there's a lot of people like this that they meet a random person in a costume and they break into tears i would love to know what the actor in this because i assume that she paid like the three thousand dollars for the the actor meetup 1:17:10 Unknown_11: and it's like i want to know is he rewarded by this is this something that he's okay with or i'm in my head it's like he's getting paid fifteen dollars an hour there's no way there's no way he's making more than 20 bucks an hour i bet there's 50. 1:17:49 Unknown_02: There's no way 18 to 24 an hour. Unknown_03: And it's probably closer to 18 bucks an hour in all reality. And what's crazy too, is like, they'll punish people that are too good at this job. So for instance, you've seen the, the one bitch who was like the, the wicked witch or whatever, not the wicked witch. What's the fucking character from snow white. the mirror mirror on the wall or whatever. There is a woman that's like went really viral for being a cast member at Disney and they fired her because I guess she was trying to do her own stuff on the side to get ahead. So they're like, you can't fucking do that. And it's like this bitch, people went to Disney just to see her because she was so good at being that character. but like these get paid nothing and it's like gotta be one of the most soul-sucking awful jobs there could be to work like four five six hours in this costume in the florida heat and then you have these disgusting cringe people come up to you and act like this oh my god yeah i i don't know for some reason i thought that because they have to the thing that is crazy it's like they have to act happy like the black guy who was doing the lightsaber thing he has to act this is like the coolest job and you're putting together your lightsaber Imagine you're having a bad day, you know, like your girlfriend broke up with you or there's like a family member in the hospital or something like this. And then you have to go in and welcome to Disney today. 1:19:14 Unknown_02: You know, you have to hug her. Unknown_11: Oh, my God. Unknown_11: imagine it's probably like a woman too i bet you it's like pooh's actors like it's not even a man it's a fucking woman it's just i just imagine it's like okay look they did a three thousand dollars special very tall because this person's in the poo costume is barely taller than this like looks like a five foot two woman so you might be right it's either a woman or a man lit that just hates his life and some of the actors are like really tiny men as well. Kind of like, um, the guys that do horseback riding for races and stuff. But I imagine that some of these people genuinely are like theater kids that love it. 1:19:58 Unknown_03: You know what I mean? But, oh man. Unknown_03: Um, so the, anyways, I was going to say, I was like, do they have to like give them like a Xanax or something? Unknown_11: Like here's half a Xanny bar. Let's just, let's finish this. Like, let's finish this. Unknown_12: I love you my whole life. Unknown_02: Okay. Unknown_12: Oh, my God. 1:20:31 Unknown_02: You're so cute. Oh, my gosh. You're the cutest thing ever. Unknown_02: I promise. Look at my little Pooh. And I have Winnie the Pooh phone case. I tell you, I love you. Unknown_03: I love you, Pooh. Unknown_03: You have to wonder, like, what is the actual difference, truly, between the Winnie the Pooh that's on her shoulder and this, like, costume suit? Unknown_03: like in her mind that makes it like you have to break down and cry because it's basically the same thing other than that there's a person inside of it you know like it's just crazy she looks so normal and it makes me think of when ralph and faith broke up and then he went on twitter was like never date a disney bish do you remember that because oh i remember this was also big into disney Well, it's because her dad's in love with fucking Disney. And that's part of the reason the family was bankrupted was all of his like Disney vacations. And he had like a Disney time. Yeah. He had like a Disney timeshare that he bought into and, and all that, like he's obsessed with Disney. Yeah. Disneyland in California. Yeah. 1:21:22 Unknown_03: ah that explains a lot if he was like one of these people he was like oh he is he is he is one of these people like a hundred percent yeah let me show you this i don't know the uh 1:21:57 Unknown_11: You can find these in the wild driving around. Unknown_11: Disney has its own vanity license plate. You can get a Disney plate for your car. Unknown_03: No, we need Ron to crack down on this, buddy. Governor DeSantis gotta stop this shit. remember yeah that's what i was like trying to bring up like he was with them wasn't he like he wouldn't give them the permit to expand or something like this or he was raising their taxes in some way disney is quasi-governmental in florida and not in like a silly like they just own the state it's like no they have a quasi-governmental thing called the south central tourism agency which is a quasi-governmental thing that they run 1:22:42 Unknown_11: which impacts two different counties where the park is located. And they effectively get to set ordinance around their park. And he was pissed at them for some reason, because they did something that he didn't like. And he said, I'll just revoke your tourism board. And they're like, okay, whatever you say. Unknown_10: So, okay. Unknown_11: This is called Insane Redhead. Unknown_12: oh it's tiresome oh this is so sad i'm so excited so gummy why do these women always have these super gummy fucking smiles you know like what's wrong with them oh my god there oh my god there's so many perfect frames in this 1:23:38 Unknown_12: It's a fucking nutter. Oh, this is so sad. I'm so excited. Wait, you guys don't even know what I'm talking about. Unknown_03: She recognizes it's sad. It's a bath bomb? She's excited about a bath bomb? Is that what it is? I thought it was like a rubber ball and I was really confused. I'm like, you're marking out over a fucking rubber ball. Unknown_02: Like, my precious, my precious. Like, fuck. Unknown_11: It's a little much, no? Imagine living with her. Imagine having to live with her. 1:24:13 Unknown_02: You have to deal with this shit every day. I need to do this properly. Unknown_03: I think we're safe, though, to be honest. I don't think we're ever going to have to deal with this, to be honest. Unknown_11: I don't know. There's always time for you to find your perfect Disney wife. Unknown_03: Yeah. You're already in Florida, Josh. It could happen for you. It could Kiwi notorious, racist, transphobe Kiwi farms owner. Josh moon has turned a new leaf and become a Disney adult. And there's videos of you with your wife doing the Tik TOK dances. 1:24:48 Unknown_11: I'm having to ask who, is there any Disney character that can forgive somebody of their sins? like a jesus is jesus a disney character on jesus it's like it's in time for easter get your disney jesus crucifix with the mickey ears like i'm trying to think you replace that plaque that's above jesus on the the roman cross Like Walt Disney or something. Like a Disney logo. 1:25:22 Unknown_03: Golgotha, the most magical place on earth. It is kind of. That's where humanity's sins were redeemed, you know, in a way. This needs a moment. Unknown_00: The search is over and I have it. Now, everybody says that if you look through the little hole in the top, that you can kind of see what's inside. Unknown_11: It's like a toy mystery box. Unknown_11: Oh my God. 1:25:55 Unknown_03: Okay. So it's not a bath bomb. It's some sort of fucking, this is like what would come out of though. Unknown_02: You'd put a quarter in and you'd turn it. Unknown_03: You know what I'm talking about? Unknown_11: Yeah. Unknown_03: The mystery ball would come out and you'd open it and it would be like the fucking, the sticky hand or like a tattoo, you know, temporary tattoo. It's like that, but this probably costs like 30 or $50. Unknown_11: I have to know if she got squirt. Unknown_03: I'm so nervous. She better not have. I hope she's really disappointed. ASMR. 1:26:26 Unknown_04: Okay. No! Unknown_03: This is rigged. This is rigged, buddy. Unknown_03: This is bullshit. Of course, this bitch can get whatever fucking Disney toy she wants, but poor fucking Jer just can't get the holographic Charizard, buddy. It's not fucking right. Quartering just can't get the card pull to go his way. But of course, these dumb bitches have all the luck. When I was a kid, my mom would take me to Books a Million. 1:26:57 Unknown_11: After she got her paycheck and we'd buy some Pokemon cards. And one time I went with my aunt and my aunt was like, I can't believe you waste your money on these things. They never give you the good ones. And while she was doing this, while she, as she was saying the cosmic irony of it all, the Charizard came out and I got to put that shit right in her fucking face. Unknown_03: Fuck you, bitch. I got it. Did you keep it? Shaw should be worth like $10,000 today. 1:27:31 Unknown_11: Um, my mom's boyfriend burned down our house and all that shit was ruined. Unknown_11: You didn't know this about me, but you didn't know the Josh. I don't know any of your backstory or anything like the twisted life of Josh. Unknown_03: Okay. Unknown_11: When I was 18, my mom took a, uh, traveling assignment with her boyfriend. And when they came back, uh, about exactly a year later, this is, this is when I got into water burgers. So I was like forced on my own immediately at 18, I had to take care of everything on myself. 1:28:07 Unknown_11: It was a very developmental time in my life. So I got all my weird shit as a teenager squared away I got a job at Whataburger. I had friends a girlfriend everything was going fine. They came back They got super drunk and he burned down her house with gasoline Like intentionally. Yeah, they had a fight and he took my grandfather had given them a one of those gas tanks for filling up the lawnmower mow the lawn and He went out there and he grabbed it and he poured it down the hallway, out the door and lit it up. I remember even yelling at him while he was dumping the gasoline. So you're a fucking retard. And he went to jail for ours. 1:28:40 Unknown_03: Is he still there? Did he get out now? Unknown_11: I want to say he got on 24. Unknown_03: Or if you actually burn a house down, you should be in there for life. Like if you intentionally burn a house down. She was pissed they didn't go for attempted homicide. Unknown_11: Yeah, it's like attempted murder. Unknown_03: Like, honestly, these Muffer pyromaniac people, just put them down. Unknown_11: Let's not forget, he burned my Pokemon cards, so... you know buddy that was your way to financial freedom like just poking on cards man like you wouldn't have to be doing any of this today but this had to burn it all down alas 1:29:22 Unknown_11: okay i'm glad she got her squirt i'm not you're not it's not fair no she doesn't need it this needs it the least okay she really does her and these people look at how sad she is from you saying that you've broken her heart poo size your poo size like me or you have a loved one who is who's size um like plus size Unknown_03: no but winnie the pooh is not ginormous you know like isn't winnie the pooh quite small because he's smaller than christopher robin who's like a 10 year old boy or young because he's like a teddy bear but he's still got like a belly well this bitch has a lot more than just a belly going on she's obviously coping okay she okay is there she's like um Unknown_11: I was thinking they should, while I was watching this, I was thinking they should have a new park or like exhibit that's based off Wally and you can just scoot around and like the, the hover pads or whatever. I feel like this is called real life for the fucking morbidly obese. 1:30:26 Unknown_03: Isn't it? basically already in that timeline. The Chantal timeline and the fucking power scoot. That bitch is crazy. She's going around IRL streaming, pressing the security guards. Listen, if we start talking about Chantal, that conversation is not going to end. Unknown_11: Okay. I got a lot to say about Chantal. It's true that she is pretty fucking psycho with her, her scooty puff. Unknown_11: All right. I want to hear the poo size tips. 1:31:01 Unknown_00: So first of all, let's talk about rides. Unknown_03: Unlike the fat phobic motherfuckers at universal where I couldn't ride the fucking mummy ride at Disney. It's a fat fuckers paradise. You can get on fucking everything. That's not true. Unknown_11: They, uh, did they have at universal the seats so you could test them? Unknown_11: They do. Unknown_03: They do. But sometimes they don't, you know, sometimes they actually don't. You'll wait in line the whole time and then you can't fucking ride it. And then you just end it all. You fucking go postal at the park, buddy. Yeah, that would be a nightmare. 1:31:38 Unknown_11: It's probably people going postal is probably exactly where they have those. Cause imagine waiting three hours. I won't make you pause it. Unknown_03: Fucking. Unknown_00: The rides that were the tightest fit for me were Expedition Everest. Unknown_11: I feel like, you know what, this is the appropriate time just to get into park size plus, park size park hoppers, plus size park hoppers. Say that 10 times fast. Let's do Scooty Puff because we just talked about that. You know, this is Scooty Puff. Unknown_00: Are you looking to rent a scooter for your upcoming trip to Disney World? 1:32:13 Unknown_03: Oh my God. We're not sure where to begin. This is why. Unknown_03: is this oh my god is this not why like al-qaeda and isis hate america like are they not justified they hate america because we keep bombing them with from israel i know this doesn't help though this isn't like this ain't fun this ain't helping buddy this really isn't helping america's cause you know this is like the pride sunglasses that are the heart holy oh yeah 1:32:46 Unknown_03: Listen, you're so fucking fat. You can't even cart yourself around the fucking amusement park. Like, listen, if you love the amusement park and you're going all the time to get your fucking steps in and get your fucking exercise, but you're just so lazy and fucking decadent that you need to be in a fucking cart driving around. Okay. Unknown_11: Let's finish this and then I'll show you what they do at the park. Unknown_00: Bro. What? There's multiple options? 1:33:25 Unknown_03: course like is this an option inside the park or like do you rent outside the park and then transport it here that's a good question i have questions look at the fans like there's like a there's a fan attachment on the front to keep yourself cool this really is like the wally fucking chair at this point like Whoa, dude. Unknown_11: Whoa. Okay. So apparently you can bring your own mobility device. The ones on site rent out really fast, they say. So you can't just rely on that. Unknown_03: I'm not surprised. The ones on site rent out really fast. Cause this is what the AI says. Unknown_11: It says, don't rely on the onsite ones. Cause they rent out really early. Um, however, there's like four different companies, gold mobility, scoot around or scooter vacations. We'll deliver a premium scooter to your hotel room before you go to the park. And of course, cause it's a medical device. They can't say you have to rent our own. 1:34:21 Unknown_03: So like, but they have to load this shit up into the car or like, will they load it up for you? Unknown_03: But then you have to load it out of the vehicle. I think they'll bring it to your hotel in the park and then you can just scoot from there. Unknown_11: I see a missed opportunity here where the fan on the cart doesn't have Mickey ears on it. Unknown_03: Well, they can't do that because they're not related to Disneyland. Unknown_03: I was surprised they didn't attach it themselves. 1:34:54 Unknown_11: There are many things. Sure. You could do that. There are many things, however, that you can get attached to your scooter. This gets ridiculous. Unknown_00: That can fit in your car or a larger scooter with a higher weight capacity, gold mobility. Unknown_02: what the fuck is that it's like the pleasure palace card it has a fucking shade on top like it's this reminds me of like you'll see like the sultans carried by like the slave laborers through the streets like xerxes and 300 yes yes yeah this is ridiculous fuck man maybe i should become this person i'm on my way i'm on my way as well fuck just give up fuck it 1:35:34 Unknown_03: You can challenge Chantal to a scoot off in the streets. New premium accessories. Unknown_00: We tried out the foldable canopy as demonstrated here by Ashley Vanna White. It's incredibly easy to assess. Unknown_03: Vanna White? She is not. What a name. Holy fuck. I guess she's one of those people that goes by three different names. Unknown_11: Look at how useful this is. You can just scoot through the rain too. Unknown_11: Oh my God. Okay. just frozen and displayed. Another accessory that we tried out is the insulated basket cooler. Unknown_02: That way you can eat. 1:36:12 Unknown_03: They thought of everything. Do you know what I saw that was fucking crazy to me? So there's a company called igloo, you know, and they make coolers. Right. And I saw it was a recommended ad to me. It's just, this really just goes to show like what sort of a person I am. They were selling a fanny pack. That was the WWE championship. where it's a cooler inside to put your soda or beer like this is like a but this is the way it is like look at this man you can't go any amount of time without eating or drinking like you have to have your own built-in cooler basket holy 1:36:58 Unknown_00: Cooler fits perfectly in the basket and can be used to keep your drinks and snacks cold and protected from the heat. We always order cases of water to our room and being able to keep it in the basket cooler to keep us hydrated throughout the day is the best. It can also be removed from the basket so you can bring it to your table with you. As always, Gold Mobility scooters come included with a standard fan, cup holder, and phone holder. Also, the phone holder. The phone holder. Unknown_03: This is crazy. And the cup holder. Unknown_11: I'm telling you, they just got to take these scooters and make them look like the pods from Wally. And then you can, then you're really living in like Disney world. 1:37:34 Unknown_03: I mean, there are some advantages to this. It's just like, the thing is it used to be, you'd be ashamed, but now it's like, you're not allowed to shame these people. When I came back to the U S I was so hyped to see fat people in Walmart again. Unknown_11: Cause it had been so long since I've seen like 600 pound people on scooters trying to reach up to grab stuff. And I was so the only motherfucker who's hyped to see fat people at Walmart. Unknown_03: I was literally sick bastards. Unknown_11: I was literally planning to go up to Kentucky. Cause the little, sorry, the Louisville Walmart is like the fattest Walmart in the entire country. And I was hyped, but I realized, uh, 1:38:08 Unknown_03: This is like your version of the Playboy Mansion is the Louisville fucking Walmart. I just wanted to see the fat people in scooters, okay? Unknown_11: And then I discovered something. Something horrible has happened to this country since I've left. They cured obesity. No. They invented bringing your groceries out to your car or delivering. No. Is this not a thing in Canada yet? They have it everywhere in the U.S. 1:38:44 Unknown_03: it is a thing it is a thing i i never use it but i'm sure people do um i i prefer not to just because i want to pick out like my own produce because i don't trust them to pick out what i want but um if i'm short on time i will but it's like if you're fat you don't even have to go scooty puff anymore that's how bad it is you don't even have to scooty puff for your groceries anymore they'll just bring it to you it's dire it's terrible it's tragic Unknown_00: or vacation rental. Their scooters have an amazing battery life and can withstand even the most jam-packed park day. We have really put their scooters to the test. The next time you're looking to rent a scooter in the Orlando area... We really put them to the test. Unknown_03: Trust me, we're some fat fucking hogs, okay? If we're able to ride on it all day, you will too. Unknown_11: The way they make it sound like is like they just drive through like the children are just like bouncing off like the front of the scooter as they plow through them. 1:39:42 Unknown_02: Out the way, kids! Out the way! Unknown_11: Okay, I think we should cut directly from that to this. This is, in all caps, endless eating. Unknown_00: Here's everything we ate in a day as five plus-size best friends at Epcot's Flower and Garden Festival. We started off our day at Joffrey's where Ashley and I shared a chocolate-frosted donut. Ian and Sarah also got donuts, but... Unknown_03: Shared it. Doubt it. Unknown_00: Did you see that fucking beluga coming in? Unknown_03: That was freaking... Unknown_11: holy it's like the alien like with the mouth open come from the side like the detached unhinged jaw what the is this just looks like with goat cheese but that's goat cheese it looks foul i don't know why but it just does not look like appetizing to me yeah like oh my god okay 1:40:34 Unknown_00: goat cheese herbs and roasted garlic this has been a plus size it's just stuffed with cream cheese the galaxy we stopped at the florida how much fucking food do you fucking bitches need this is one day we are 24 seconds into a two minute long clip so this is our third fucking dish okay let's continue florida strawberry shortcake michael let me try a bite of the conch fritters with Unknown_11: Oh, I should mention that Florida, um, has made strawberry shortcake. It's official dessert. The official pie is still key lime pie, but Florida produces 75 or more percent of all winter strawberry crop. So it's now, uh, official. Unknown_03: You get four of these for $6 and 50 cents. Unknown_11: Yeah. That's a fucking miserable portion size. Unknown_03: Fucking buck 75 a piece. Unknown_11: This is their gay friend, by the way. Um, he is like, I think this is their gay friend. Unknown_11: i was honestly a little nervous to try this key lime aioli tasting pretty good finishing off this booth ashley and i shared the cubanito this was delicious and we definitely get it again from farmer's feast katie got the grilled peaches and burrata the pride glasses they ate it so fast that they couldn't even film it they're like okay let's do some tick tock with yours 1:41:53 Unknown_03: You'd figure that's like the whole point of getting this is to film it. But no, like they just inhaled it that fast. I couldn't resist. It was so good. Unknown_00: Seared pork tenderloin with corn risotto. This was spectacular. Give me 14 of them right now. This was honestly at the top of our list for this festival. Over a beach grub, Sarah and Katie got the grilled... Unknown_03: This is just an ear of fucking corn. It's just an ear of corn with garlic spread and cheese for $6. $6. Unknown_11: It's crazy. DDP snack credit eligible. I don't even know what the fuck that means. 1:42:28 Unknown_03: Can you swipe your ebt card credit meaning Disney Disney dining plans snap credit is a prepaid entitlement for single serving items such as popcorn. Unknown_11: Uh, Unknown_11: Guests receive one to two credits per night of their stay generally valued at six to $10. So if you are wandering on the park, you can redeem your one year of corn as a complimentary snack on the mouse. Unknown_03: Yeah. And that's, if you're paying like a thousand dollars a night, I'm sure for some fancy dollars, some crazy, you probably have to be at like one of their hotels. 1:43:08 Unknown_11: You can't like come to the park from outside corn on the cob. Unknown_00: This plant-based dish was flavorful and delicious plant based as opposed to meat based corn on the cob. Unknown_11: I would hate to see that corn has no nutritional value at all. Unknown_03: Like none. Yeah. Unknown_00: bar which had fudge brownie dark chocolate toasted meringue and smoked graham crackers it was okay i don't think she'd get it it was okay yeah grub we all shared the tree that would eat that every day and twice on site i don't know if i'm gonna eat the chocolate covered ice cream be for real it's a it's a marshmallow so that's probably why it's too light they want something heavier all of the dips but the caramelized onion was our favorite at the honey bistro katie got the honey glazed cauliflower this came with honey roasted carrot puree that is giving like the tino no like it's uncanny the resemblance i said that it's it's because of her hair she has like this really stringy like orange hair and that's what the the buffalo grill has too it's very mean to say that about a woman i don't like to compare women with trannies but her hair is pretty rast rancid 1:43:51 Unknown_11: Rations. Sorry, that's what I wanted to say. Unknown_00: Honey glazed cauliflower. This came with honey roasted carrot. Unknown_03: Those earrings. Sweetheart, what the fuck are you doing? The fucking like, oh my God. Unknown_00: liquid nitro honey mascarpone cheesecake ashley and katie both got the peanut butter and jelly soft serve from swirls how much shit are they gonna eat this is crazy no wonder you fuckers are fat like what the fuck i just don't get it i'm on a diet what's going on like bitch you can't be serious he's hungry but it did melt very quickly in canada we all shared beef tenderloin in canada 1:44:57 Unknown_11: In Canada world, in Epcot. Unknown_03: It's like an exotic country. You know, like Germany, Norway. At the Canada Pavilion, eh? We got mashed potatoes and gravy. Wow, what a great culture we have in Canada. Our culinary culture is just fucking gravy. We have poutine, French fries and gravy. Here we have mashed potatoes and gravy. When I was in Buffalo, I had like a Buffalo chicken poutine. Unknown_11: That was pretty fucking good, I gotta say. 1:45:30 Unknown_03: Well, poutine is really fucking good. Like I'm not going to lie. Like I, you know, in my hometown, we had a place that had 200 different types of poutine. Really? It was crazy. It was crazy, buddy. It was so fucking good. Every time after the bar, I would fucking go there. Everyone went there after the bar and smashed fucking poutine. Unknown_03: There's like fights there. It was fucking degenerate. You just see fucking brawls break out in the fucking poutine line. Unfortunately, that place is no longer in operation. I think COVID fucking killed them off. That's sad. It is sad. This one was tender, but the gravy was a little bit on the salty side. 1:46:04 Unknown_00: We also shared the seared scallops with French green beans. This was good, but the vinaigrette was a little overpowering. And for the price, the portion is a little lackluster, considering you only get two scallops. Katie and I shared the Provence poutine. This came with goat brie, lavender honey, hazelnut croquant. Unknown_03: Can you legally call that a fucking poutine? Like where the fuck is the gravy? The fucking curds aren't melted. They're just fucking like it's a blocks of brie. 1:46:39 Unknown_11: So it's not even like a regular curd. Unknown_11: You can see the rind on the brie. Unknown_03: The idea of like an elevated poutine like this, where we're trying to make it like a gourmet five star betrays the entire concept of fucking poutine. You know, like this is ridiculous. Where the fuck is the Montreal smoked meat on top? Where the fuck's the Philly cheesesteak poutine at? Where is the breakfast poutine at with the sausage in it and the egg? What the fuck is this shit? What's going on? It's just fries. It's a disgrace to poutine, buddy. 1:47:12 Unknown_11: It's got a little leaf in it, though. Isn't that nice? Unknown_00: No. No. These were so good. I am a sucker for fresh lavender. Unknown_03: Lavender? Unknown_00: Deanna is a picky eater, so she doesn't really like to try those. Picky eater, my fucking ass. Unknown_03: Look at this subhuman. Unknown_03: Oh my God. Unknown_02: $13 and 50 cents for that. Unknown_03: Buddy. That is the limpest saddest fucking fish and chip I think I've ever fucking seen. Yeah. 1:47:44 Unknown_11: That's awful. Look at it. It's just like pure beige. It's like the same color. It should be golden yellow and fucking, but you can tell the batter is super thin. Unknown_03: Like the fries are just sad. Like I imagine the fries just came fucking cold. You know, that's what it looks like to me. Like, yeah. Okay. Unknown_00: the fish and chips from the uk pavilion we made it across the pond to america where ashley and deanna tried the pretzel nuggets for the first time these are covered in garlic butter and barbecue rub and served with a beer cheese sauce for dipping auntie annie's who the end of the night we needed a little sweet treat so we got the sweet treat a sweet treat oh we needed the sweet treat a six dollar cookie bun a little sweet treat 1:48:34 Unknown_03: $6 for one cookie. Unknown_11: Probably. It says, she said, this is so good. Look at her face. She thinks this is so good. Unknown_03: sure it is okay uh i think now is the appropriate time to explain what exactly these people do as a form of content and as i mentioned there's like little seating tests that they can do so to justify writing this off on their taxes as a business expense their tick tock content involves going to every ride and then showing one after the other that they don't fit in half these seats so uh here is trying to fit into a ride have you been 1:49:10 Unknown_00: Bitch, you are way too fucking wide. Unknown_03: Like what the fuck is going on? Unknown_02: How wide can a fucking human being be? Unknown_03: That's fucking unhinged, man. I don't know. This is like the fat distribution between like men and women, like women, like go fucking like wide like this. I don't know. I guess it's really genetic, but if you see someone who's got that really super heavy and then they're also really, really fat. 1:49:42 Unknown_11: It's actually monumental how flounder-shaped they are. You're a real aficionado of this shit, aren't you? I'm a people watcher, okay? That's my hobby. And I just so happen to be very observant. Unknown_02: Okay, okay. Unknown_00: in sizes from 2x to 5x make sure you like this video and follow us for more plus size epic universe tips and tricks hiccups wing gliders is a thrilling roller coaster located in the isle of birds how to train your dragon themed coaster makes you feel like you're flying through berk on a dragon there is a test seat located inside the ride entrance to the left the ride vehicle is a cart with several rows and two seats in each row the safety mechanism is a lap bar that does need to get to that's not happening 1:50:31 Unknown_11: It's so funny because they do this in a certain order where it's extra humiliating for the fattest one. Unknown_00: To get into the ride vehicle. My name is Stephanie and I wear a size 2X and have 57 inch hips. I was able to get the green light on this ride. Katie wears a size 3X and has 65 inch hips. Unfortunately she was not able to get the green light. Unknown_03: Well, do we really need to do the five X one then when we learned that the three X is not making it still make her do it. Unknown_11: They still make her get in there and try to fit in 76 inch hips. 1:51:06 Unknown_11: That's six foot wide. Unknown_11: Isn't it? Six times 12 is 60. It's wider actually. Oh, that's circumference. Yeah. Unknown_02: oh my god that's crazy man let's see if she can get into the seat unfortunately the seat was too narrow and she was too narrow comfortably in the seat yes when i decided to ride but we learned after asking a team member that they do have modified seats in the back row of about half of the trains the team member also said that if you were close to getting the 1:51:41 Unknown_03: So it's interesting though, in this video, it kind of supports my hypothesis earlier of the crossover between Disney and Nintendo, because here they are at universal and they're all like doing the Nintendo shit. They're all wearing like the princess peach and the Mario gear. Oh my God. Unknown_11: Is that what this is supposed to be is princess peach. Unknown_03: Yeah. Did you not notice that they're wearing the Luigi hat and then like the princess peach crown and then that bitch is wearing like a super Mario brothers. Unknown_11: Oh yeah. She's got the crown. No, it didn't even occur to me. This is their universal version of bounding. Unknown_03: Yeah, this is universal. This is their new epic universe expansion, which includes, uh, the Harry Potter ministry of magic. there is uh the how to train your dragon land there's the uh universal monster world which i actually kind of want to go see i do want to see that ministry of magic do you get to go in there and do paperwork the way that jkr displays the ministry of magic is like this soul-crushing awful bureaucracy that's just terrible yes Yes. I honestly don't know. Well, if people say though, it's like partly like bow batons, like the French or the European school from Harry Potter is like, is like a large part of the land that actually kind of cannibalizes the ministry of magic part. But regardless, uh, the universal horror one, I think is kind of cool. They have like a, a recreation of like the, the windmill from Frankenstein and it lights on fire at night and they have like, Dracula's castle and all those like classic universal monsters but that area is unfortunately the least popular part of the park because people are plebeians okay well that just means there's more for you my mom was a bigger fan of universal than disney always we ever went down there on a trip she'd always want to go to universal off by herself 1:53:35 Unknown_11: um okay okay this is okay she explains that um you can't like the the seats are very conservative to dissuade people but if you are like fat and retarded and you wait in line they will try to accommodate you because there's like special secret seats that they have so there's a mr morrow video like this where he struggles to get on the tron light cycle ride Unknown_03: and they have like a specific fat person seat that's at the back of the bus so you like you're like a second class citizen but it's like it's like a bigger like seat the team member also said that if you were close to getting the green light on the test seat it's likely you would fit in the regular seat Unknown_11: That's because they will like put their entire body weight on the bar to like lock you in. Like, don't worry, we'll make it work. 1:54:28 Unknown_00: For the modified seat, we do believe Katie would have been able to ride in that one. Before boarding, you'll need to stow any valuables away in a locker. These lockers use facial recognition and we thought it was the coolest. Whoa. Unknown_11: yeah there's two things there's two things there's facial recognition for the lockers and then also you can fingerprint yourself to tie your ticket to your fingerprint so you can just fingerprint your way through gates and stuff um i looked this up because i was so disgusted by this it is opt out Um, and they tote that it has like a privacy thing where it's like, once the fingerprint is red, it is one way serialized into an identifier that can't be retrofitted to your fingerprint. But, um, I don't know. I would never fucking do that. If it was a requirement to go into the park, I would never do that. 1:55:03 Unknown_00: stairs throughout this queue if you use a wheelchair or are unable to use the stairs you can let a team member know and they can bring you to a separate holding area to board they also have a transfer vehicle available if needed this ride was they got a forklift they got a forklift to get your ass up in there way more intense than we expected with a lot of side to side motion if you're prone to motion sickness this may not be the ride for you we were definitely feeling a little disorder that's their gay pet that guy 1:55:50 Unknown_00: We hope that these tips help and you enjoy your ride through Burke. Unknown_11: This is fitting in fitting nobody. Unknown_00: dying to ride dragon racers rally at universal's epic universe but you weren't oh no hey everyone we're plus size park hoppers we range in sizes from 2x to 5x make sure you like this video and follow us for more epic universe tips and tricks this ride is located in the isle of burke and takes you soaring in the sky so you can practice your aerobatic maneuvers and maybe even some barrel rolls there is a test seat available for this ride located to the left of the attraction's entrance these seats are molded with a divider that goes between your legs 1:56:28 Unknown_03: oh no that's not fucking happening unfortunately was not able to get the green light for this ride katie wears a size 3x and not only did she find the seat to be very uncomfortable she was not able to get the green light my name is stephanie and i wear a size two i was also not able to get the yeah if you're fat that particular harness ain't fucking happening Unknown_03: the fucking over the top they can only sit here in the audience and take photos and videos of the other people swinging around having fun they are all yeeted um how about meeting shrek hey everyone we're plus size park hoppers come along with us on our dream day at american dream the crocs not the fucking crocs Unknown_00: American Dream is an entertainment and retail center conveniently located minutes from Manhattan. 1:57:25 Unknown_11: So this isn't even like a park. This is just them in Manhattan with some fucking strip mall posing with Shrek. Unknown_00: This is the largest indoor water park in North America and is home to thrilling water slides, a lazy river, a giant wave pool, and a giant Shrek. Unknown_03: This shit's retarded, man. When I saw this, I was thinking, like, imagine this thing falling and crushing you and you died to Shrek. Unknown_11: You die underneath Shrek. Unknown_03: He whispers in your ear as you die. Bro, like, you have to be legit special fucking needs to go to this shit as an adult. Like, what the fuck? I don't know. A wave pool could be fun, but you're gonna be, like, in a New York City wave pool? 1:58:02 Unknown_11: Fuck that. Unknown_03: But... You're seeking out specifically a children's media themed water park. Like there's plenty of water parks that don't have Shrek above it. You know what I mean? Unknown_02: That you can go to, but you specifically seek out this one. Unknown_03: I don't know, man. That's fucked. Unknown_11: There's not much that happens in this one. I don't think the lazy river. Unknown_03: Yeah, that's a real highlight for them. The lazy river, the laziest fuckers in the lazy river. Oh, this shit ass looking fucking Chinese food. 1:58:33 Unknown_11: See, look how fucking dead this looks. It's just like, what the fuck? And they're eating like an entire serving dish. Unknown_03: Is it like a Korean barbecue where they cook it themselves? It's like a Korean noodle. No, no, no, no. It's a gigantic fucking portion. Yeah, that's one dish. It's an entire wok. It's like 3,000 calories in there or something. Fuck. Unknown_11: Um, oh, then this Nickelodeon, uh, stuff. I don't know. Unknown_03: It freaks me out seeing like the Nickelodeon stuff and then like adults interacting with it. It gives me that Dan Schneider, that Dan Schneider vibe. Oh, there was something that they, they said in one of these where it was like, uh, 1:59:07 Unknown_11: Oh, there's the slime. You can get slimed. And she said, it's like, I had always, as a kid wanting to get slimed. I'm like, hold on. I was thinking Dan Snyder slimed a lot of fucking people at Disney. All right. Oh my God. Unknown_11: Um, this one, I just want to show you one thing in particular for this. They go out and they buy a bunch of food as they fucking do, but I want to show you one particular thing that they, that they ordered. 1:59:43 Unknown_11: That was a total slaw. Oh, did you did you see that tweet of Elon Musk saying that he took his son to like a fancy gourmet? Unknown_11: Sushi restaurant and he tried to order a plain hamburger No Okay, Elon said they took his son who's 20 years old to a sushi restaurant and he wanted to order a burger Apparently this is a while ago. He tells the story to everybody who'll listen. I And after asking this five-star Michelin, you know, star sushi place, I would like a cheeseburger. Uh, the waitress was like stunned because the richest man in the world and his son are asking for a cheeseburger at a sushi place. And then she's like, um, we don't serve that. So he says, I'll have a hamburger then I'll have a hamburger. And he thought this is the funniest thing ever. It's like how quaint that my son is making unreasonable demands and inappropriate in you. 2:00:16 Unknown_03: It came back to me midway through you explaining it, that I had actually seen this. Unknown_11: now this this place was meant for him okay this is like a sushi restaurant that does have exactly what he's looking for Unknown_00: wonton chips this dip was everything we could have hoped for it was creamy with great really buttery crumbs on top the chips were drizzled with a delicious sweet chili sauce which was a great touch my name is stephanie and i got the crispy brussels with sweet soy glaze these were pretty good but we did find that the glaze was a little too salty also just keep in mind that the flakes on top are made from fish 2:01:09 Unknown_03: Those are fish. Those things on top. Is that actually a woman or is that a tranny? Do you know? Unknown_11: I don't think she talks. I don't know. But the hair, it is totally Buffalo Grill's hair. Unknown_03: Like the whole face and everything is like really masculine. Unknown_03: Like, fuck. Very unfortunate woman. We didn't know and we were super surprised when they tasted fishy. Unknown_00: We also tried the panko crusted chicken by Sour Glaze. Where is the thing? Ah, there it is. Unknown_11: what is this no no no no no coated in crispy potato strings this tasted like eating a cheeseburger and fries in one bite this is such a creative 2:01:55 Unknown_11: this is what this is what his son wanted and his father did not bring him here we've fallen we've fallen as a species like this is some grim and like they actually enjoyed it they actually enjoyed the cheeseburger sushi slaw it tastes like a cheeseburger and fries in one bite Unknown_11: yeah you can just order that you know you know what you know what i'm throwing it in you know what i'm going on ozempic i can't you know like these people these people are embarrassing the fat race like this nowadays it's it's over boys it's over fat people it's cooked Unknown_11: Oh, that's that one. And then there is one more. And then this is the last eating thing. 2:02:43 Unknown_00: Have you been dying to eat at Beaches and Cream at Disney World? Unknown_11: What the fuck is that? Unknown_03: And I guarantee you that's like $80 or $100 for whatever the fuck slop that is. Strap him. Unknown_00: everyone we're plus size park hoppers we range in sizes from we can tell make sure you like this video and follow us from our plus size disney tips and tricks beaches and those teeth retro themed diner located at disney's beach club resort they serve classic american food like burgers and sandwiches but are probably Unknown_03: You gotta love America. They serve classic American food, like hamburgers and sandwiches. The most popular food in the world. 2:03:18 Unknown_11: They sell them in every country on earth now. We came up with that. That's how fucking good we are. So if you didn't catch it, the name of this is The Kitchen Sink. Unknown_03: So it's everything. Unknown_11: It's everything that they have in the back room. So they've eaten everything and the kitchen sink. Unknown_03: Okay. Yeah. Unknown_00: All right. Unknown_03: We're super excited for this. Unknown_00: The seating here consists of half booths and tables with chairs without arms. Dude, look at how skinny their waiter is. Unknown_11: She's like 90 pounds and she's seating. If these women were to sit on her. 2:03:52 Unknown_03: Yeah, she's a goner. She's a goner, dude. She's fucking dead. And tables with chairs without arms. Unknown_00: There was some bar seating with high-top chairs as well. We found the seating to be pretty comfortable. For an entree, Ashley got the grilled cheese with tomato soup and added bacon. She said it was super cheesy and the soup was crazy. Unknown_11: These look okay, like these things that they sell, but they're crazy things for Christ's sake. This is grilled cheese and tomato soup for $18 fucking dollars. Unknown_03: yeah i mean that's like what it is in canada now for everything though like you it's like but for an american price like oh my god winnie the pooh has to like hug a psychotic woman in order to afford for an hour for an hour yeah 2:04:38 Unknown_00: tomato soup, and added bacon. She said it was super cheesy and the soup was creamy, flavorful, and perfect for dipping. Speaking of dipping, Sarah got the French dip sandwich. $22 for a French dip? Unknown_02: For a hoagie and tater tots, yeah. Unknown_03: Bitch, that's like the same level of quality as the Arby's. one it's literally like an arby's roast beef and tater tots you can get this in a microwave i'm sure they like they literally have the french dip with at arby's with the au jus at least they do here in canada and because i'm an arby's enjoyer i've never been to arby's in my entire life it has never been once like appealing you gotta go to arby's buddy I swear, I honestly don't know how they stay in business. There used to be an Arby's like next to the church that I went to and you never would see a fucking soul in there. And you just wonder, it's like, how the fuck, I always thought it was like, if I'm getting a fast food job, I'm getting it there. Cause fucking no one goes in, you don't fucking do anything like. I don't know. 2:05:16 Unknown_11: Somehow they made it is you go like into the Midwest and then you see long John Silver's and I'm like, who the fuck is buying a long John Silver's and like, I actually don't know how long John Silver's stays in business. 2:05:50 Unknown_03: I, I, I really don't know. It's been fucking 15 years since I saw long John Silver's in Canada. There used to be like a combination long John Silver's taco bell. I believe at one time. Unknown_11: That's a real fucking indecisive group of people going to that shit. Yeah. Unknown_11: Okay. Unknown_00: Swiss and au jus on a toasted French roll. We gotta get to the ice cream. Unknown_11: Let's get to the ice cream. I'm gonna show you the prices. Cheddar bacon ranch chicken sandwich, $21 for those. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. 2:06:23 Unknown_11: I gotta say, though, the fries look good, but, like, that's way too much. What is she doing? Unknown_03: Mickey ears that are donuts. Like... Unknown_03: The jokes strike themselves. That's crazy. How did I miss that? Yeah, eagle eyes. Unknown_02: I was distracted by the tasty looking fries, I guess. Unknown_11: Oh, yeah. Unknown_11: Um, the Angus beef burger, somehow just a plain cheeseburger, but it says Angus more than the fucking chicken sandwich, more than the fucking, uh, French dip. She ordered it plain. That's right. She wanted, she is, oh, she's a picky eater. That's all right. This is. like woman that has like no defining features to her face whatsoever. That looks like Ralph. Oh, there's a gigantic nose. 2:07:01 Unknown_03: That's quite ugly and pig shape. Yeah. So she, she got a $23 burger plane, the status meal, like you wouldn't feed it. Unknown_11: It's like depression fucking meal. Unknown_03: Isn't it? Like she's like autistic and was like picky about it. So wait, this mass of Sunday is only $40. Yeah. Unknown_03: Wow. Honestly, that's half of what I thought it was going to be. Like, are you real? Like, I think that that's actually reasonable for the amount of shit that you get as a novelty item. I don't know. Maybe I'm insane. Let's see. Let's see if you're insane. 2:07:32 Unknown_00: It's a massive sundae with scoops of vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, cookies and cream and mint chocolate chip topped with. Unknown_03: That's an entire container of ice cream. Unknown_11: Yes. Like that's an entire tub of ice cream. They give you an entire pint. Unknown_11: Yeah. Unknown_00: Brownie and smothered in every additional topping they have along with a whole can of whipped cream. A whole can. We find this to be a great value at $31. 2:08:11 Unknown_03: Yeah, it's a great value. Unknown_03: It should serve at least four fucking people holy shit terms of like dollar value to calorie They're getting their money's worth here at Disney Studios. Unknown_11: Okay. Unknown_01: Yeah. Unknown_11: Yeah Okay, so this is the last one. This is addressing haters. Okay, so Unknown_00: no we've been running plus size park hoppers for almost two years now and after much consideration and countless how to be sad and boring the haters guide to life this actually is giving dark side phil like dsp's christmas special where he's like seething at the trolls this reminds me 2:08:58 Unknown_11: You think that they could get along? Unknown_11: Imagine how much of a, of a downer basically Phil's wife is like one of these ladies, you know, I think she's the Disney girl cat. Unknown_02: I don't know, but she's certainly fat. Unknown_11: This is it. This is how Phil can save his career. He has to move to Florida and become a Disney park guy. Unknown_03: This would require him to leave his domicile, which will never happen, Josh, but he'll be in the safety of Mickey mouse. Unknown_11: Any a logs try to fuck with him on the premises and they're going to be taken out by sniper. Well, the thing is, nobody actually would fuck with Phil, right? 2:09:33 Unknown_03: Like it's actually all like in his mind. It's his paranoid delusions that cause him to never leave his fucking house. You know, it's sad. Unknown_11: I don't know. I'm just, I think that he's got the kind of critical commentary that Disney park goers would find useful. His like thorough reviews and cost analysis. I think he has a future, right? Future here. Unknown_00: From users without profile pictures, we've come to a very difficult decision. We've decided to hang up our ears. Right. Good. We've finally realized the error of our ways. We're grown adults. 2:10:08 Unknown_03: They threw up the demon lights. I actually enjoy this. I think that this is kind of funny. Unknown_00: ...business enjoying things. Especially Disney World. Without kids, it's unacceptable. Unknown_03: It's true! Unknown_00: internet warriors who tirelessly reminded us that at least if you had kids you would have an excuse to be this fucking fat bitch holy that our bodies were unacceptable it's not a lizzie mcguire disney shirt 2:10:46 Unknown_03: Like, what the fuck? Unknown_11: I don't know what a Lizzie McGuire is. I think that was like the Hillary Duff fucking show that was like in the early 2000s. Unknown_03: I think that that's what that is. I see. Anyway. Unknown_00: Unacceptable. That we should, in fact, stay home and never experience happiness again. Unknown_03: Okay. That is a Taylor Swift. disney princess crossover so i'm pretty sure the era's tour is taylor swift whoa this is advanced like nuclear level fucking cringe holy princess era tour shirt the era's tour yeah that's uh taytay right how they even can see oh it's an etsy thing 2:11:38 Unknown_02: I think. Unknown_11: Yeah, it is. It's like unauthorized production. Unknown_02: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Unknown_11: Okay. I see. Unknown_00: Unsolicited advice about calories and our life choices has truly been inspiring. Unknown_03: Unsolicited. Unknown_03: It sounds like, oh, they're admitting it. Like, this is the thing, though, is you're admitting the haters have got to you. Like, this is always a bad idea because it just encourages the worthless pieces of shit like me and Josh, whose whole life is to be haters. Like, this is our fucking dream. It's like, yes, yes, we're being acknowledged. 2:12:09 Unknown_11: Yes. Unknown_11: I can feel your anger. That's relevant because it's the Disney thing now. Unknown_00: and we just can't have that so instead of experiencing joy and spreading positivity we'll be dedicating our positive see they want to say we need some ds positive yes and meaningful acceptable adult pastimes we'll be doing things like mowing the lawn filing taxes staring at a wall in silence you know the content that i love it's all or nothing 2:12:46 Unknown_11: Without Disney, we just have to resign ourselves to mediocrity. Sitting at the wall and watching paint dry. Unknown_03: There's Disney or there's nothing. Disney is our only source of entertainment. Okay. Unknown_00: Another thing. April Fools. You didn't think we were going anywhere, did you? We have so much more work left to do here and we would never let the miserable people in our comments stop us from doing so. Unknown_03: We are so grateful for this community and we can't wait to keep making more fun content for you. Unknown_00: We'll see you in the parks. Unknown_02: Okay. 2:13:22 Unknown_02: So, this brings us around to Pride Night MP4. Unknown_11: Oh, God. Unknown_02: So we're at Pride Night Day 2. No! This guy should not be allowed. You found a real fucking freak. Unknown_03: No, he shouldn't be allowed. This guy should be crucified. Like, he actually should be in the public fucking square or the guillotine. The guillotine might actually be too good for this fucking guy. This is a danger, in my opinion. Unknown_02: Like, what the fuck? Unknown_11: I I'm honestly, I'm surprised that they let shit like this end, but I guess it is an official night. 2:13:58 Unknown_03: Yeah. Yeah. It's official pride night. Some of the shit that I was seeing at the pride night was crazy dude. Like crazy. Okay. You were there at pride night. No, I was like watching these videos. Like you'll see, like I have one where they have, you know, Lilo and stitch. Yes. So they have stitch, right? The alien. Uh-huh. And for pride night, they have him dressed as a leather daddy. Really? Like officially the actual mascot. Yeah. Like, like the actual mascot in the suit is wearing like the Mr. Slave outfit from South park. He's like a leather dad. It's fucking insane. Okay. 2:14:29 Unknown_11: Let's watch this. Unknown_03: Then I want to go see that. Unknown_02: Is it necessary for gay people to be this much of a fucking freak? 2:15:02 Unknown_03: Like you gotta ask, like, even if you are a fucking progressive, right? Like, even if you are in favor of like homosexuals being tolerated or accepted by society, like, don't you feel like this is confirming like homophobic people's worst fears about gay people? Like, I mean, imagine going to Disney world and you're with your kids and you're seeing this guy. Unknown_03: It's just, it's obviously not fucking helpful. And it's like an indulgence of this guy's weird, sick fucking fetishes. Like it's just twisted. Why do you have to be like this? The fuck is wrong with you? Okay. I want to see your. Cause he's sucking cock. Doesn't mean he has to be a fucking faggot, you know? 2:15:37 Unknown_02: Holy shit. Unknown_11: Words to live by. Unknown_11: us when we get to okay there it is gays i assume okay so i guess we'll just start with the gay jewish couple because i'm pretty sure that's where this fucking lilo and stitch stuff comes from this is gonna be quite something oh my god what the fuck so yes so this is uh oh my god what are they called here i can't read the text it's michael 2:16:20 Unknown_03: Yeah, let's start off with the one at the top, Instagram. We'll go through. This is kind of like a montage. Yeah. This is a montage they've done. Unknown_11: To the song, of course. Yes. Yes. Unknown_12: We did. We did. Unknown_03: these guys are really jewish oh yeah you're gonna see some fucking crazy shit so you get the idea there right so let's go to this next slide you're gonna love this you're gonna love this one okay so he's on his disney vacation and he's trying to enjoy himself but there's been a national tragedy there's been a national crisis and he's stressed about it okay let's have a let's have a listen 2:17:19 Unknown_09: Thought I would just do a little check-in and have a little coffee chat with all of you. A real vulnerable moment right now. Today's hard. Today is a hard day for me. Today is a hard day for a lot of people. I think one of the hardest things about it is the division that it is causing amongst people right now. And there's just a lot of hatred and a lot of anger Unknown_09: And a lot of just bad feelings all around. So, um, I think, can you guess what's happened? 2:18:01 Unknown_11: There's a national tragedy. Is this Trump's election? Unknown_03: Donald Trump's got elected. So this guy's got to come on and give his address to the nation on behalf of all the gay Disney adults. Unknown_11: Tragic. Doing our best to cope. I want to hear about the cope. Unknown_09: And I think we're all going to cope with that in different ways. Unknown_12: Yeah. Unknown_09: It's not. 2:18:34 Unknown_09: Easy. And it's not something that's going to feel all better by tomorrow. It's not going to feel all better. And it's not going to feel all suffer. Unknown_03: Now, this is why, even though like a lot of Trump's policies are fucked or he's not perfect or he's whatever. This is why we want Trump to win, you know, is because it makes people like this so upset. It makes them so sad. Unknown_03: Oh man, this is, this all makes it worthwhile invading Iran. Doesn't it, Josh? 2:19:04 Unknown_11: It does. It does. Honestly. Now that Donald Trump says he's fixed everything up. I mean, he should be happy that we're bombing Iran. He's Jewish. He's like, he's really conflicted about this. Yeah. All right. Let's get through this. Unknown_09: Get through and we will all figure out together and we will do the best that we can. Unknown_09: And with that, I have been really struggling because I am here in Orlando right now and I'm here for another four days and I'm going to be going to Mickey's very Merry Christmas party and Jollywood Donald Trump stole Mickey's very Merry Christmas. 2:19:55 Unknown_03: The Grinch who stole Mickey's. Unknown_02: okay all right and a santa hat and go have fun and that's not the easiest thing to do i really debated today back and forth between staying or hopping on a plane and going home do you believe him no he just has to like Unknown_11: it's his obligation as a gay jewish influencer to take this seriously and commiserate with people yeah but he's gonna like he he's carrying around like a starbucks drink in his hand while he says yeah you know it's just ridiculous this guy's gonna cancel his seven thousand dollar vacation or whatever the he spent because donald trump won the election like come on bro come on because obviously he didn't all right let's continue and 2:20:51 Unknown_09: in my little blue bubble of chicago at the end of the day because it's a committed to a brand to listen i've committed to a brand what a statement man he's made a commitment to this disney brand and donald trump just can't shake that ironclad commitment to the brand maybe there's like a version of better help that's owned by disney Unknown_11: You know what I mean? And they, he like, after the election, he like booted up his like Disney better help and was talking to Mickey mouse and was like, Mickey, what do you think I should do here? And he said, should I cancel my vacation? And Mickey was like, stay. Unknown_03: I can't think of anything more dystopian than saying you've made a commitment to a brand. That's fuck. Is he referring to his own brand? Unknown_11: Is that like what he's trying to say? Unknown_03: I actually don't know if he's talking about Disney or himself. Unknown_03: But both are like, it's twisted in my view anyway. 2:21:53 Unknown_09: And I've committed to all of you to be there to show this to you. And I am confident in myself that I can be here and have a good enough time. Unknown_11: These people somehow conquered the world, PPP. Unknown_09: It may not be the most fun that I ever have at a Disney party, and that's okay. Unknown_09: But I need you to bear with me on that too. Because I, again, will be doing my best. And on top of that, I just really want to... Unknown_11: It's all we can do. Because the overwhelming amount of support and incredible messages that I've received today, yesterday, throughout the election season... It's like when Donald Trump got elected, I thought, oh my God, I got to contact my favorite gay Jew and tell him that I support him. It's going to be okay, gay Jew. 2:22:36 Unknown_02: It's going to be okay. Unknown_11: I'll put in a good word for you. Unknown_09: season have just been really heartwarming. And they remind me that in a time of hatred, there are just a lot of really, really good people out there. Unknown_11: Look for the helpers, PPP. Look for the helpers. Unknown_09: I'm going to do my best to post stuff. Unknown_03: What a tough burden, buddy. Oh, I don't know. I don't know how you're going to post your Disney vlogs now in Trump's Cheeto Hitler's America, pal. 2:23:12 Unknown_11: He has to because so many people out there are struggling and he needs to find a way to help Disney spread joy and merriment throughout the country in this dark time. His cross to bear. He'll find a way. Unknown_03: He'll find a way. Unknown_03: Mickey Mouse willing. Unknown_09: Show you what new gingerbread thing. His smile is so creepy. Unknown_03: He is these, these people make me mad. Like they're actually really creepy and you're going to see more of, um, it's, it's, it's, it gets worse. It gets a lot. Creepy, like Harlequin gesture, kind of like, like big exaggerated V-shaped grin. 2:23:53 Unknown_11: And I really dislike this. It's like uncanny valley. Unknown_09: Set something. Unknown_09: because it'll take your mind off of things and it'll take my mind off of things and uh we're all in this together so anyway i drink my nine dollar beverage from starbucks i got an iced caramel macchiato because i like wanted something sweet which is super weird for me um right i hate this fucker it's super weird i would want something sweet like that's not me it's a sweet treat 2:24:34 Unknown_03: Sweet treat. Okay. All right. Let's continue with these fuckers. Unknown_11: Celebrating National Cheeseburger. They're having a cheeseburger at every version of Disneyland. Unknown_03: Oh, my God. Unknown_11: Oh, his boyfriend is so fucking gross. Unknown_03: Yeah. Unknown_03: Yeah. Unknown_03: look at that do you see those mickey ears are cheeseburger mickey ears there is no end to the merchandising and commercialization at disney like you can get anything like what the fuck oh it's cheeseburger day i guess i gotta get cheeseburger uh the video no 2:25:23 Unknown_11: They're so thin. I bet you they're bulimic. I bet you they barf this shit up. Yeah, they throw this shit up. Or we can go to the next one. Unknown_03: I think we get the idea here. Unknown_03: Oh, the cringe of it. Unknown_03: Oh, God. Don't talkie before my coffee. Unknown_03: branch i hate these people i hate them so much i have a genuine revulsion for this you know makes me sick makes me sick man i've uh i've been i haven't had any caffeine for lent have you said yeah have we have you had any caffeine did you give anything up for lint buddy i have got white monster here i got coffee like i don't do lent because i'm not gay 2:26:13 Unknown_11: you know lent is important okay it's a it's a test of the stole soul it's a tester metal wow wow that is blasphemous it's not in the bible buddy so i don't do it because i'm a church of christ core buddy is it like is it like blasphemous in the church of christ to like do it yeah it's like a catholic thing who cares you do it because it's like fun Unknown_03: I don't know what to tell you, buddy. If it's not in the Bible, we don't do it. Unknown_03: I don't. At this point in my life. Unknown_02: Okay, let's go to the next. Unknown_09: Did you know that it's scientifically proven that your food tastes better and is significantly healthier when it's Mickey shaped? Unknown_11: Oh, that's bad. Unknown_11: Oh my God. Okay. It's something about his cadence that just inspires him. Unknown_03: There are some people who are, they just, they're they ooze this like thing. I just went down this rabbit hole of hatred where I just kept swiping on these videos and downloading them and throwing them in here. That's very mentally healthy. I know. I know. I know. 2:27:14 Unknown_11: Oh, this is going to be gross. Debriefing the D 23 park panel 30 minutes later. Unknown_09: I think there was just so much, like, good energy just now at the Honda Center, and, like, hearing Josh talk about everything. Unknown_03: Josh! Unknown_11: Josh! You dancing at the end, I mean, it just left me in such, like, a hyped-up mood. Oh, man. This actor, I gotta admit, he's got the movements down. I feel bad knowing he's only making... Yeah, 18 trucks and RVs, he's Josh, and then we have Moon? 2:27:53 Unknown_03: Wow. Wow. What does it mean, buddy? Unknown_09: How could I go to sleep? Unknown_11: You know, I had to come here. I had to like decompress. He can't talk because he can't do the voice. Unknown_11: It's kind of weird how they have to like all pantomime because they can't do they can it's impossible to find actors for $20 that are gonna do the voice and also So yeah, mr. Morrow has encountered some actors who do do the voices So like they have like he went on the air cruise where was like a Marvel themed cruise and he met like Thor and the guy was doing the Thor voice and he met like Iron Man and 2:28:43 Unknown_03: and the guy was doing the iron man voice and it's almost it's yeah they all do the signature they're all trained to sign the name correctly the same way i didn't know that i didn't know they before you can become an actor you have to learn how the uh studio wants you to do the the signature because a thing back in the day that was actually kind of cool was that they give you a scrapbook and you could get uh collect signatures from all the actors um and they all have a very specific way to sign that they're trained to do Unknown_11: I don't know. I guess it depends. Like if you're like a low rent Mickey Mouse, you have to do night shifts at like some random corner. But if you're like a really good one, you can do the voice too. You get paid more and they put you like in the more important areas. You know what I mean? All right, let's go to the next one. Unknown_03: We got a lot. We got a lot through here. Unknown_11: If that was true, they would not be here. 2:29:43 Unknown_12: Yeah. Unknown_03: Walt Disney wasn't very fond of the Jews, was he? Unknown_11: No, I've heard otherwise. Unknown_12: Let's just move on. Unknown_03: It's just fucking like there's just so many. Okay, look at this. This is what I'm talking about. Look at this shit, Josh. This is Pride Night with Leather Daddy Stitch. there's no way how far are we gonna let these fucking degenerates go look at this shit is that what's supposed to be yes no i i refuse there has to be like a lilo and stitch too where he wears the bomber jacket i refuse to believe i i don't know man like maybe but they're calling it leather daddy stitch and that's enough for me to get outraged 2:30:37 Unknown_02: Like there shouldn't be a fucking pride night to fucking begin with. Like whatever. Yeah. Unknown_12: I can't find anything from the movie. Unknown_02: Nobody. They're doing fucking leather daddy stitch, bro. Unknown_11: That's crazy. Yeah. Unknown_03: There's like some fetish for gay men. Unknown_11: He is dancing like in a weird way. It's like a weird nightclub like environment. Unknown_03: Yeah, I don't like this. Don't sexualize Stitch. But look at the way that he's moving. Like, what is this? 2:31:11 Unknown_11: It is like a weird, more sexualized dance. It's such a weird thing. Unknown_03: Yeah, it's very strange. Unknown_11: And I'm thinking, like, could this possibly be off the park? But no, if you try to dance as Stitch off the park, they would fucking nuke you from orbit. Like an actual satellite laser. Unknown_03: So we've got more of these characters and their adventures. This is the fabulous Disneyland Pride Night. Oh, my God. Oh my God. These creatures, man. 2:31:43 Unknown_11: Oh, they got Minnie mouse. We're in the gay. No, I'm shocked. I'm so surprised. Unknown_03: Isn't it crazy? Cause Disney used to be like this family friendly, wholesome Americana company, you know, like people can say, but now like family values and wholesome is considered gay. Like that's like the mainstream now. Unknown_11: So risk adverse, especially, especially with Mickey mouse, Mickey mouse should have is like their. They never let him do anything risque. And that's honestly, that's really weird. Well, he's wearing a shirt with a pride heart on it. 2:32:14 Unknown_03: Like, I was surprised when I was putting this together at how far they've gone with these IPs in terms of servicing, like, the gay agenda. This is where they're at now. Well, the gay is the peak consumer. Yeah. All right, we got more Pride Night. Unknown_03: the castle lights up rainbow honestly they should ban any kind of like camera for photography on these lights like look we'll do the gay but you got to put your phone in a bucket with the face id lock oh no i think this needs to be known and shown like this is what disney is about these days like disney is the devil like disney is evil as they really are yeah exactly what you need look at this 2:33:08 Unknown_12: that's a drag that's cruel of the villain yes drag oh my god that's crazy i'm shocked i i would never think that disney would do this i'm so surprised look at this okay this is the cow that they're obsessed with like they're obsessed with this cow for whatever you are the ones that are obsessed with them right there might be another creep like it all starts to blend together Unknown_02: Oh my God. I can't believe it. I can't believe that. Are you shocked? I am actually shocked. Unknown_11: It takes a lot to shock me, but transgender Elsa on official park grounds. That's crazy. At the official park pride night. Unknown_03: It's not like this is some unofficial thing. This is like endorsed by Disney. It's approved by Disney. Do they still, I have to look this up. Hold up. 2:34:08 Unknown_11: does disney still do pride nights still still does disneyland after dark pride night confirmed in june 2026 we can go wow maybe we'll go buddy though we'll get some film equipment Unknown_03: People will be like, yeah, this makes sense. These two fat gay retards. Yeah, this adds up. Unknown_11: I was like, and we can do like a hard hitting Disney expose. Unknown_03: Expose this guy. I have to buy some fruity martinis or whatever it does to fit in. This is our fantasy now. Our fruity martini Disney date, buddy. Is that what this is? All right, let's keep going here. Let's uh, let's get upset. 2:34:53 Unknown_12: Oh, my God. Unknown_03: No. Unknown_00: Oh, my God. Unknown_11: Oh, they got the gay nigga flag. Oh, man. Unknown_02: No. No, buddy. That's bad. Mickey Mouse and the progress flag. 2:35:26 Unknown_11: That's over. They might as well have trans Elsa at that point. Whatever the fuck this is. Unknown_11: Imagine if they actually put this much effort in like making things family friendly and nice for people. Oh my God. Unknown_03: Like you have there the Mickey gloves in the shape of a heart with the rainbow flag and then there's Main Street USA lit up rainbow. That's bad. That really shocks me. 2:36:04 Unknown_11: Because I always thought that Disney wouldn't. Like they might do some weird stuff. Okay, so yeah, this is the person. Unknown_03: So apparently Miss Claribel Cow is a gay icon that this guy is obsessed with. Unknown_03: And he keeps filming this cow like constantly. There's like dozens of clips of this guy filming this cow. Okay. Unknown_11: Clarabelle is considered a queer icon due to her fabulous unapologetic persona, high energy performances during Disney pride land nights and her camp aesthetic. So I guess the, the actor who did the gay stuff with the cow was just like so good at it that it developed like a cult following, I guess. Okay. Let's see. 2:36:37 Unknown_11: Please stop sexualizing the cow. Unknown_02: You know? Unknown_03: That's a real double meaning when you say it, doesn't it? Please stop sexualizing the cow. No thirsty posts in the thread. Yeah, it's a foreign rule, actually. Unknown_11: Yes. Unknown_02: Okay. Let's keep going here. 2:37:16 Unknown_03: Oh, my God. Unknown_12: Who's got sweet? Unknown_11: oh they have to i bet you they're trained that if they see merch they have like official merch they gotta like yeah they gotta go up to that person or no or just like if they walk up to him like clearly like oh like you have the the feet so i gotta point this out i gotta make this interaction i have to like attach like a positive memory to this this consumable you know what i mean yeah Unknown_11: it even moves that's crazy if you squeeze it i wonder how they know when to leave like when they get bored of them like okay i'm done i don't know like yeah when does the interaction end all right go to the next they always have a handler by the way you don't see it in the picture but there's always a person for every one of the mascots that like tails them and it's like a assistant 2:38:16 Unknown_03: okay so this guy apparently disney does a lot of marathons for whatever reason and so part of yeah part of this guy's persona is that he dresses up as disney characters to do the marathons okay that's fun whatever Unknown_11: It's like the least pathetic thing because it's like your physical activity in a way. Okay, if you want to do a marathon dressed as like Claribel the cow, go for it. You want to wear that fucking thing? Unknown_03: You have Josh's permission to be Claribel the cow at the marathon. Unknown_11: Okay. If you want to wear that shit in Florida heat while running, you know, you earned it at that point. Who am I to judge? 2:39:05 Unknown_11: Oh, God. Unknown_11: Not this. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Better time. Unknown_12: This trend is awful. Unknown_03: Like, it's everywhere. You've seen this trend, haven't you? Where they play this song and do the flashback 90s pictures. I haven't. I'm not a TikToker. It's got to stop. It's got to stop. 2:39:36 Unknown_02: It's got to stop. Okay. Next slide. Okay. Unknown_03: so this guy is this is a big part of his persona is that he's a former alcoholic and so he's been seven and a half years sober but his issue is that in order to get these collectible cups he has to purchase alcohol and he's pissed because he has to have the cups they're forcing him to buy these alcoholic beverages josh 2:40:14 Unknown_11: That is kind of fucked up to attach a collectible to an alcohol purchase. I agree. I think that's fucked up. Unknown_11: What are those in the background? I thought those are bowling balls. Oh, they're like little pods for your drink. Okay. Yeah. I think those are coffee. Unknown_02: Yeah. Okay. Unknown_02: Oh, geez. What a shot. Unknown_11: What an angle here. Unknown_11: that guy's face is holy now that's gay that's pretty good i think if you want to have like an authentic disney experience with none of this you gotta go to like tokyo or shanghai and you gotta go to those disney worlds i bet you the tokyo disney is sick i look this up um the tokyo disney not only is it like nicer It is less expensive for an American to visit inclusive of the plane ticket. Disney world is so expensive. It is cheaper to fly to Tokyo and go to Tokyo Disney than it is to go to Disney room. 2:41:03 Unknown_02: That's crazy. Isn't it? Yeah. Unknown_09: Come along with me as I hop on a flight in Chicago and I head down to Orlando where I go straight from the airport to Disney world and head directly to the magic kingdom. Unknown_11: Your cattle tag, sir. Unknown_11: Did you know? It's subdermal. Just scan the back of my neck. Went straight from my flight to get a rental car to parking to being here at the Magic Kingdom. 2:41:37 Unknown_09: It is 8.33 p.m. right now. Fireworks are at 9 o'clock, and then I am able to stay for extended evening hours for deluxe resorts. I grabbed a change of clothes out of the car and decided to change before the night. Unknown_01: Let's go catch the fireworks. Unknown_09: But then this little beauty caught my eye in the Emporium and I knew that I had to have it. Okay, now we can go watch fireworks. Fireworks are in 13 minutes. Mobile ordered some corndog nuggets right here at Casey's. 2:42:11 Unknown_11: Living the dream. Unknown_11: You got two clementines and like six corndog nuggets? Unknown_03: What is the point of the clementines? That's fucking bizarre, isn't it? Unknown_11: I if you didn't come with it or do you order it separate or you might have asked going on my thought is that he either order them on the side or it's just like if you didn't have those on the plate it would be nothing but beige you know I mean there's like no color whatsoever to this food before the fireworks 2:42:55 Unknown_03: right honestly just go to the next one because this is now where it talk this is the most paid when i looked this up earlier tinkerbell is the most paid of all the uh actors because she has to be suspended yeah she's suspended the other one is ariel because on her set they um don't actually have an outfit for her she has to like slide into a fin that is like anchored to the ground Unknown_11: and the set does something where it can like roll over so it's like dangerous so tinkerbell and ariel have like dangerous jobs so they get paid more as they should so this next one is where it starts to get pretty dark with these people so they've actually adopted ah yes they have a surrogate child that they're raising to be the next generation of disney adult oh my god he teaches 2:43:57 Unknown_03: think we get it now why does the blurring just start there i guess because it's the face of the kid yeah but um i i i don't know you shouldn't be posting this content with your child at all like it's it's not your child either you sick like anyway uh yeah where is this baby when they're in the park Unknown_11: You know, just like strap it. They like put a nail on the wall and just hang it there and like a nice little, uh, like wrap and then they come get it later. Is that a man to your ex? Unknown_03: I think so. I was about to ask to your expert. Is that a tranny or that's a really unfortunate woman. Unknown_11: It's just the, the biceps are too big. The thighs are really muscular. I think that's, that's male coded. The face it looks like um, oh my god, who's that really famous actor that does drag in the boondock Saints Oh Warski Okay, yeah I might just be a woman that voice was pretty convincing 2:45:21 Unknown_11: Even at home once they're back in their mansion. Yes. They still got the Disney This is like a food for a child this fucking microwavable waffles No, what is wrong with these people super gay They're an arrested development gay people are always in like a weird arrested development. I Unknown_03: Are they or are these just particular homes? No, gay people are always fucking weird. Tell them, Josh. Have you ever had a cast member that has gotten just completely above and beyond for you and you want to say thank you to them? 2:45:54 Unknown_09: I'm going to tell you how. Okay, so one option, which is an amazing option, is that you can leave a very, very quick cast compliment in the app. You just need to know the cast member's name. Unknown_03: Imagine going to this extent. Unknown_03: That's crazy. That's nice. I've done this. Unknown_11: I there was a time I I not a Disney World with a cast member, but there was a time I took a flight and And there was one woman who... The flight was delayed by several hours. And there was one woman managing the entire layover for this flight. And people were... Literally, it was a foreign flight. And she spoke English natively. But there were Americans next to me who were shouting at her. Like, this is fucking unacceptable. And I was so... mortified because it was like i was in a foreign country with american tourists and they were being absolute fucking assholes it's not her fucking fault the flight was delayed and um i actually went out of my way to leave a positive comment for her because she handled everything without losing her shit and i would have lost my fucking shit i had people screaming at me for sure that wasn't my fucking fault 2:47:04 Unknown_03: You can feel the frustration. Just retelling it secondhand. Unknown_11: Yeah, it's so gross. Unknown_09: Very generic one that comes from the drop-down, and that's an amazing thing to do, and you can do it on the fly. But then, if you want to leave a little bit more of a personalized one, you can go into guest relations, and you can ask to leave a cast compliment, and you can actually dictate what happened and what was amazing about the cast member. Unknown_11: You can... You can waste someone's fucking time to do something you can do online in 30 seconds. What? Wow. Ooh. 2:47:45 Unknown_11: I hope someone reads these before they do that. Unknown_02: You know? Unknown_11: I would hate to be Elsa. Unknown_03: This is what you would do. You're there writing out your hate screens on those fucking dirty tranny didn't pass. Fuck them. You'll never pass. Unknown_11: If they don't screen them, it's going to be like fish tank. What'd you hit them with buddy? Unknown_03: I'll I'll do this. I've done this at the movie theater. There was like a trans person. You pass so well, you hit them with that and that will stay in their mind forever. 2:48:26 Unknown_11: Have you actually said those words to somebody? Unknown_11: Have you? Unknown_11: Fess up. Confess your sins to Mickey Mouse right here. Unknown_03: Absolutely, buddy. Of course you hit him with that, pal. Okay. Unknown_11: I want to hear about this. Unknown_12: oh fuck and then the last and final thing that you can do if they went like really really above and beyond is that you can send an email to disney where they will get that you have to have real sincerity and you have to really sell it and you have to like make it a compliment you know like the the trans the trans thing yes yes you have to really sell it you can't 2:49:07 Unknown_11: I've always wanted to drop this. If there was, let's say a woman of a specific phenotype with a child that maybe had a little bit of a different phenotype, I've always wanted to say, oh, he looks just like you. I've never, I've never been in a situation where that's appropriate. Unknown_03: You can't get away with that. Unknown_03: that's just parents like that all the time the only settings where you can hit people with like that is when they're like waging and then you can hit them with it because there's nothing they can do there's nothing they can do buddy you don't torment service people that's that's cruel isn't it that's wrong you hit them with the ralph impression at the at the deli 2:49:51 Unknown_02: I want 600 grams of ham, bitch! Unknown_09: It will get printed out for them on a special piece of paper, and they will celebrate that cast member and give them even a special little pin, and it will be a very... Not money. Unknown_11: Not 20 bucks. Not one of those $18 corn dogs. Unknown_03: Get a pin! Get a pin! Let's do your exceptional service. Fuck. Unknown_09: That's good to know. I like this information. That's a nice thing to do for people. When I worked at Whataburger, I have received compliments. 2:50:37 Unknown_11: How do you? I have. I literally received a tip once, which was, you never get tipped at fast food. The sultry tones of your voice through the drive-thru. Unknown_11: I'm funny and well-informed, because sometimes I get curious about stuff and look it up. I had somebody ask me, why is the Whataburger ketchup better? And it's because it has garlic powder in it. That's why. Really? Really, really. Wow. More you know. Unknown_08: Well, this will end a weird bloody dialogue. Unknown_08: If you're a resident, welcome home. If you're one of our nearly 70 million visitors, welcome to the city. 2:51:09 Unknown_06: Hear imagination. What is this? Unknown_03: I think that this is like the people mover at fucking Disney. Unknown_03: Like, yeah, they're arriving at their hotel. I think there's a hotel where there's like a rail, like directly inside the lobby. Unknown_11: Yeah. Unknown_02: Yeah. Unknown_11: It's like the intro in Half-Life, the City 17. Disneyland McDonald's Happy Meal toys. Unknown_02: So we're doing the Disney McDonald's fusion dance. 2:51:45 Unknown_03: There can't be anything more American than that, can there? Unknown_02: The Disney McDonald's Happy Meal crossover. Wow. Unknown_03: That's peak. Unknown_11: Let's see it. Unknown_11: This guy is so gay. Unknown_06: Let's see what we got. Unknown_11: can't even open it sad pathetic okay tell him josh he's gay he's limp wristed he can't open the box he's smirking out those are terrible toys those are like the soulless funko popeyes look at this yeah even when i was a kid oh my god oh that does look bad that's horrible that's like a soulless like car they took out dory's fucking soul There's no soul to that. 2:52:37 Unknown_03: I mean, it makes sense for the Disney McDonald's crossover to make it as soulless as humanly possible. Truly. Even when I was a kid, like the toys and the Happy Meals sucked. Unknown_11: They always sucked. They're always cheap plastic pieces of shit. I mean, they were better than the toys at like Burger King or fucking Wendy's though. Unknown_03: Wendy's I think had the lowest level toys. Unknown_11: No. I remember I went to Burger King because they had a Pokemon promotion. Yes. They had the gold Pokemon. Yeah. thing i had those two it had like a layer like gold like leaf to them and stuff i had like four of them and you like i thought they were the coolest i'm like this must be worth the fort and it's like totally worth it if you're a kid you think it's great okay and then we have card from the yes i think we have two more of these folks okay 2:53:30 Unknown_11: Why is he wearing... Is he the ginger? I've never seen the ginger one. Oh, God. Unknown_02: It's COVID. Unknown_03: He's giving COVID hand washing advice in the form of fucking Elsa. Unknown_02: No! Unknown_03: We don't want to get sick now. And he had a whole series of these, like 20 of them. Unknown_11: Disney hand, oh my God. Unknown_03: Yes. Where he remixed the songs to be about hand washing and safety during COVID. Unknown_11: This is the best song from this movie too. He's ruining it by making it about hand washing. That's what we're going to do. 2:54:06 Unknown_09: Do you want to wash your hands now? You really want to wash your hands now? Unknown_11: Is this better or worse than the Fauci? The Fauci family? Unknown_03: Do you remember the family? And they were doing the musicals. For the first time in forever. And they're going outside again because they got vaccinated. There was a lot of this stuff. It was fucking awful. Unknown_11: I, I was in, um, yeah, I was in the fucking thick of things and I will like, a lot of people say like, never forget. I was in Europe when this shit happened. I remember, um, The only place I could go, because I got so sick, I was like, I have to get the fuck out of here. I flew to a post-Soviet breakaway state called Pridnostrovia, which is in Moldova between Ukraine. You told me about this. 2:54:45 Unknown_03: Yeah, I went to Tiraspol and shit. Unknown_11: I remember it was so shattering to me, because there was nothing, no masks, no anything in Moldova. And especially in Terrisville, like nothing. I was thinking if this COVID shit was real, there would be bodies stacked on the fucking sidewalk from all to death. And there was nothing. I walked into a library cause I wanted to buy some postage stamps cause they had their own stamps for this weird Soviet breakaway state. And, um, 2:55:20 Unknown_11: The, uh, the, the post office's COVID, uh, compliance was a literal wooden chair with a pump action hand sanitizer sitting in it by the door. And of course I, I, I. Yeah, obviously. Cause they were all fine. Nobody was fine. Grandpa was buying his fucking stamps and pre-Nostrovia. Okay. And everyone was fucking fine. Josh, you don't know for all, you know, the emergency room was stacked with dead bodies. 2:55:53 Unknown_03: People just expiring gracelessly on the fucking floor. you don't know i'll never i i oh i went to a flea market an outdoor flea market and i tried to because that was my hobby in europe because i would go to flea markets to try and find silver coins that were like old and i got turned away by like a muslim guy and because it was an outdoor flea market because i didn't have a vaccine card and that was like a snapping point in my brain where i'm like i i'm sick of this Unknown_11: it was so bad it was man it really was you couldn't go to a restaurant in ontario you couldn't go to a movie theater you couldn't do anything you were allowed in the grocery store but only if you wore a mask and it was just like 2:56:38 Unknown_03: And me and Surfer were getting into confrontations with people because especially Surfer was just such a superhero about it. Like everywhere, like he wouldn't wear a mask at all, you know, and I was cocked. I would wear it sometimes, you know what I mean? Just because I didn't want to get into screaming matches with people at Pizza Hut and call them the hard R and the fucking Kaysler like he did and fucking... it was just a nightmare man like it was actually hell like it was actually hell on earth like it was there was no options you can't live life in europe without at least wearing the mask and doing the test so i've had a swab done like 47 times oh my god yeah get ready to wash them we won't delay let's get it wait if you don't want it 2:57:28 Unknown_09: What is up with all the hamburger Mickey Mouse merchandise? Unknown_03: Not only the ears, but there's like a pillow and the kettle on the stove. Unknown_11: Maybe that's just our minds. That's not really a hamburger. It's just got like a gold stripe. Unknown_02: Maybe not. I don't know. Possibly associating things to hamburgers now. Unknown_11: I hate his smile. Cause it's so V shaped and it pisses me off. All right, let's go to, I think we have, this is the last clip I believe. 2:58:09 Unknown_03: they're in their Hanukkah pajamas or the rainbow the LGBT menorah that's great this is crazy bro thank God that's truly unhinged isn't it this is like perfect Kiwi Farms poltard bait you know like it's it couldn't be more perfect unless the child was black then it would be even crazier wouldn't it i think the next couple does have an adopted black kid the next gay couple if i remember correctly okay i don't know let's quickly see this her of course a her uh-huh usually they get a good boy i know oh my god Unknown_03: Yes, sir. A Disney cruise? 2:58:57 Unknown_12: Are we going on a cruise? Unknown_03: But this is the thing, like... This one-year-old has no concept of a cruise. No, he has no concept. We'll have no memories of this. Even, like, Disney, like, before the kid is five, like, they're not gonna have, like, know i think i went around five and i like have very faint memories very faint memories of it you know what i mean like i don't think you can do it to get pictures that's like fine it's not for her don't pretend it's for her yeah no it's free it's for you it's for you okay all right 2:59:33 Unknown_03: Let's switch back. Unknown_11: You don't want to do more gays? Unknown_03: Okay, let's continue. Unknown_11: Let's do retarded woman harassing characters I've done before. Unknown_03: This really is a retarded woman. Unknown_03: Why do people that are fat insist on wearing a crop top? It is a uniquely American thing to do this. Unknown_11: They really do love it. It's now springtime. So, um, all the fat people with muffin top want to show it off for some reason. 3:00:04 Unknown_03: Don't get that. It's just so weird, man. Unknown_11: Dude, I feel so bad for the actors who have to pretend to like interacting with these people. Look at her. She has the appropriate face. yes that's that's the uh i think that's the actress who was fired who because she was too good at her job she tried to turn it into a side hustle or something like that look at this belt like with the ripped jeans look at the fucking like you can see her ass cheek where the fuck that piece of fat is fucking disgusting like i just don't understand people who dress 3:00:40 Unknown_03: does i this is like subliminal in my mind but that that is text across her uh chest reads to me as incel but it can't be can it i think it's either bagel no it's angel Unknown_03: angel okay that goes to show how far gone i am when i look at that girl that's in the cell i gotta get off the internet phone this is tough ah oh no what the in front of the kids in front of the kids oh no look at the asian woman Unknown_02: oh no no look at the person in the back they're like what the is going on oh dude just look at how she scooches she realizes that she's about to do something that's weird and she's like oh i don't i honestly look at the look at the eye like you you for making me smile while you do this 3:01:36 Unknown_11: Oh, no. Not Captain Jack. Oh, dude. Unknown_03: That's a pretty fucking bang on Captain Jack Sparrow. That's pretty fucking good. She has a face like a Fallout Super Mutant. Unknown_11: Have you ever played those games? Unknown_03: What a statement. Unknown_02: Okay. Unknown_11: That's awful. That's one of the worst things I've ever seen. She's not wearing a bra either. Dude. I know. That's fucking vile. 3:02:10 Unknown_03: The rhinestone encrusted belt. Unknown_11: Is that the thing you think the most offense at? Her sense of fashion? Unknown_03: What the fuck? Look at the belt. Look at how tasteless it is. The bucket hat with the fucking sunglasses. The colored lime green sunglasses on top. Unknown_02: Who the fuck wears the bucket hat? Like you just gotta ask yourself. Unknown_03: I actually got one and I wore it around ironically last summer. I had a Tilly bucket hat. 3:02:43 Unknown_11: Why are you making fun of the bucket hat so bad if you're bucket-hatted? Unknown_03: Well, it's because you hate the things the most that are yourself. Unknown_03: Like he, without bucket hats cast the first stone. Yeah. Unknown_11: That's the first rhinestone. Unknown_03: No, I've always hated it. And I never understood why anyone would wear it. And then I was like, you know what? Let me try this out one day. You know, I'm just like, you know what? Fuck it. Unknown_11: You know, it's just what it is. And it was not, it didn't, it didn't fit. I don't know. 3:03:16 Unknown_03: It just, yeah. I was like, this ain't me. This is retarded as fuck. And it's in like a closet and you'll never see the light of day again. Okay. Unknown_11: Soy face while eating Disney foods. Unknown_02: Ordering the Disneyland cast members' favorite foods. Unknown_00: My name's Kaylee, and my favorite food here is the bread bowls, especially the clam chowder. Unknown_11: My name's Kaylee. Oh, is she the hostess? Unknown_11: Oh, I think so. She dragged at Disneyland in California. So she dragged out the fucking hostess and made her do a Tik TOK thing. That's so cringe. Leave them alone. Leave service people alone. They hate their jobs. They hate their lives. Stop harassing them. 3:03:51 Unknown_03: You don't know that this woman always dreamed of being a hostess at a quick service Disney restaurant. you don't know that you don't know that she's unhappy you don't know that mentally ill scene girl asian latino whatever the fuck she is what the fuck is it like it's so it is the mystery me special well especially when they do the full val delphine makeup fucking look like it's just yeah that's brutal asian 3:04:33 Unknown_03: You just know that that shit from, like, Cisco that came in in a fucking bag and they just swapped it. You know, like, it's... Unknown_11: uh i bet you helena really wants to talk to you i'm angry that with the spelling of that name jocelyn like it just looks so ugly name tag says helena how do you get this thing no it above her head like why does it say that though that's what i'm saying like what is going on maybe it's a girl thought it's like operation is this My name is Jocelyn. Unknown_11: Your name's not Jocelyn. 3:05:11 Unknown_03: Unless that's like where she's at. Your name says Helena. What the fuck? Okay. Is this like the dead name? Unknown_03: is that no because what's the name of the bitch up here kaylee i guarantee you this establishment's not called kaylee but then her name is jocelyn she showed up without a name tag and she took her co-worker's name tag and now she's hell enough for that day my only thinking is like she's like using a fake name for the video but then unaware that she's wearing a name tag like i don't know Unknown_11: no definitely if uh we name tags were required at whataburger and if you showed up with that one you just stole your co-workers name tag for the spare for a day and then you're just that person you're thomas for a day and i work at corn dot castle and my favorite thing to eat here is the honey this is good the austin powers music for some reason 3:06:08 Unknown_03: Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. She took that down like a champ. No, yeah. Unknown_03: No gag reflex. Unknown_11: She's got to go to Disneyland somehow. Don't judge her. Doll whip. Unknown_11: I like doll whip. That is a really nice hostess outfit. Unknown_11: don't know why i like that it's like weirdly oversized it reminds me of like it like a doctor who or some like this like a costume that like the seventh doctor would wear or some like yeah it's like strangely over the top i don't know why yeah it's very eccentric it is 3:06:56 Unknown_03: Oh, my God. Damn, girl, what the fuck? What the fuck? Wipe your mouth there, you dirty, ratchet-ass skank. What the fuck? Unknown_03: Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. Whoa, bitch. Bitch. Unknown_03: There is no dignified way to eat a beignet, though, is there? But that wasn't it. That wasn't it. Unknown_11: Fork and knife, sir. You can cut this up into smaller pieces. This old man is like, sir, you look... Ma'am, ma'am, I... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you look like a used Chinese whore right now. I regret to inform you that you have powder all over your face. 3:07:28 Unknown_03: Okay. Unknown_01: don't know i think so what the is that like the manager he has a name tag yeah he's like you uh you look gross you might want to wipe that off what a look this guy's got bro like this is quite the look this is the thing though is like the fedora is like so tainted by like the reddit atheist cringe but once you get to be this guy's age you can do it but men can wear the the golf caps 3:08:03 Unknown_11: especially black men old black men can wear golf caps at age 40 they're aged into the golf cap and then fedoras for old men that's it um okay and then trigger the libs is the last spare file i have okay so this is kind of we can segue this into uh a segment that i had okay Unknown_03: So he's pissed off he's seeing MAGA hats in Disney. Um, so, you know, we, we look at this as like almost a left wing phenomenon, right? Like you just assume that Disney adults are, are liberal, but retardation is not actually exclusive to the left wing. The right wing also is filled with Disney adults and they're upset that it's affiliated with the left wing. And so they have organized a protest to take back Disney and the Disney adult branding. From the woke left. 3:08:59 Unknown_03: Yeah. Unknown_03: Yeah. So we have the mega folder here where we get to witness this. Unknown_11: There. Yeah. I have some like Trump guys doing, doing stuff. Let's see what this is. Unknown_03: The mega invasion. Unknown_02: Look at them. Unknown_03: No! And what's crazy is they're like the mirror version. They're the same people as the left-wing Disney adults. They're fat and fucking dysgenic, but they're the right-wing version. It's crazy. 3:09:39 Unknown_11: What gets me is that... Unknown_11: Uh, this is my big thing is that these people make fun of like Funko pop collections, but like anime figurines are literally vinyl. They're both vinyl. They're the exact same fucking shit. Pressing. You're still collecting fucking plastic. It's like, I don't know. It drives me crazy. Unknown_11: Okay. So we have the mega invasion here. Unknown_03: Disneyland went mega. You see their Patriot country. That lady is wearing a shirt that says that down below. Okay. 3:10:16 Unknown_03: Oh, not this song. Unknown_03: No. Unknown_03: USA. USA. Unknown_11: I got to admit, you know, Disney's decision not to ban this and just like, look, just let them get it out of their system and they won't come back and do this again, you know, and not like kicking them out or whatever. It's smart. We chose honor. 3:10:56 Unknown_11: saluting the flag my god okay these patriots this is actually worse than like it's on it's honestly it's actually worse than like the homo it's like there's something about it that just like it hurts me inside you know like it hurts my heart i will not go so far as you to say that the gay jewish guys with the adopted daughter are worse than this however Unknown_03: Yeah. There is something very, something very perverse about like this grandstanding of patriotism. Unknown_11: It's so it's, it's such a meaningless juvenile expression of patriotism. I was like, we're going to salute the flag at Disney world. I mean, Disney has always honored the country. They raised the flag. They have Epcot and they have the, uh, the hall of presidents and shit with the wax figures and stuff. And it's like, You know, it's very American. And when people come from foreign countries and they come to Disney World, they feel like it's exactly what they want from a trip to America. It feels American. That's why there's Main Street. It's like a little vignette of Americanism that honestly doesn't even exist anymore. So you can't really take shots at them. They love America. It makes them so much fucking money. 3:11:52 Unknown_03: Anyways. All right. Let's go. I think we're at one more here. Unknown_11: Huge turnout for Disneyland Mega. Oh, look, we have a... That guy is the double combo. Unknown_03: Like, this is... You're a mega, sir. You're a right-winger, sir. You know, we have a gay, disabled Trump supporter with Mickey Mouse ears that are a pirate hat. Do you see that? He's double-hatted. He has a mega hat, and then on top, the Jolly Roger Mickey hat. 3:12:34 Unknown_11: I bet you this guy's a huge fan of the war in Iran. I guarantee because he's not going to have to go fight it. Unknown_03: He's already disabled. Unknown_11: He's safe. Unknown_11: I bet you they were saying this they're like get the paramilitary ready this might be an incursion sovereignty look at this shirt look at the shirts that they have it's mega but with the Disney logo is the a make Disney great again that's what that says I agree make it great again we want some wholesome straight white family entertainment okay Hey, we have a token, a token showed up. That's nice. She just went, I bet you, she just went to go to Disney world and somebody else is paying for it. So she's like, hell yeah. Donald Trump. 3:13:27 Unknown_03: It's pretty light skin token though. No, it's like fucking barely even. Unknown_11: It's probably like her half sister and she's footing the bill and they want to go to Epcot. So they're like, fuck. Yeah. I love some Donald Trump. Unknown_12: USA, USA, USA, USA, USA. Unknown_11: And then she's confused. She doesn't know why she's here. She doesn't know English. So she doesn't know what the fuck is happening. She just thinks that this is what Americans do. 3:13:59 Unknown_02: Okay. Unknown_11: Very cool. Donald Trump is, is blushing. I have, uh, well, we got the disabled represented as well. Unknown_03: Just one quick clip here. Uh, curb free Corey Lee. Yeah. Curb free Corey Lee. okay and she wants the dsp audience representation here she wants to get she wants to go is this the the buzz light year where you shoot at the i think so i remember riding this as a kid yeah i do remember this doing the donuts in your wheelchair 3:14:53 Unknown_11: Plus his heart, honestly. I know. Whatever. Handicap accessible. Oh, fuck yeah. This was a great ride as a kid. Sick. Unknown_11: okay you know um did i tell you i thought it was my podcast but uh when i was with frederick i remember he was very anti like americans with disability act and anti like government force accessibility it's a real pick me yeah yeah but i remember when we went to japan 3:15:27 Unknown_11: uh, everything super handicap accessible. And in fact, the conductor of the train, um, because there was no like step up into the, the rail, the conductor in like his really nice Japanese conductor uniform got out and like personally unfolded the ramp for him so he could get onto the train. And he was just upset. no he loved it and i said look are you advocating against all this and you don't have any of this in the philippines i literally have to like pull up your wheelchair over curbs sometimes and it's like isn't this great isn't this nice being able to like go do whatever the you want by yourself because everything's accessible and he had to concede that yes it was very nice but um yeah there is something else i wanted to say about that i don't know i forgot 3:16:15 Unknown_11: Uh, I don't know if I have another disabled person. I do have. Unknown_03: Cause he passed away. Unknown_11: I never heard. How did you feel about that? Unknown_03: How did you feel about that? How's that make you feel? Unknown_11: did a big thing talking about him um there is nobody who has ever stabbed me in the back as hard as he has like just like completely self-serving a little bit differently now wouldn't he josh no he completely like salt to the earth and tried to me over and i i honestly did the best that i could to save hm to this day people like hold it over me that i didn't single-handedly save the entire website 3:16:53 Unknown_03: i don't know enough to comment but yeah go ahead i consider like a lot of he's very self-serving but i consider that like a survival mechanism and it's kind of hard for me to decide how much i can blame him for like just like his personality being a a Unknown_11: Counterpart of his survivalism and same with like how he flip-flopped politically. I feel like that's sort of like well This 8chan shit didn't pan out. I'm not a millionaire from it. So I flip-flopped to the safer side now and how much I actually attribute to like Deliberate intentional malice and for a long time even though he's probably was the number one person ever in history who fucked me over the hardest I never really held it against him I've just kind of like was very I've always been very passe about it and I feel that I over time as i've gotten older and look back on it i i've grown to hate him more i i because i've i've no really because i've thought about this and i've i've realized that he a lot of what his negative personality was was not attributable to just his survival instincts and he really was just a complete and total fraud malicious piece of to the bitter end like to the bitter end he was terrible 3:17:38 Unknown_11: and i remember like for instance um he fired his his aide mochi he fired her because she had a boyfriend and he was like trying to groom her into being like his his wife over time wasn't he the uh admin at wizard chan or something yes that's how we met we had a foreign thread on wizard chan and he came over to talk to us and he um he offered to make me a mod this is this is true he offered to me to make me a mod on wizard chan what an offer okay 8chan had just taken off so he offered me a mod position on 8chan because he needed to help moderating it and i had experience but in exchange he wanted access to the hidden uh krishna weston chandler board because he was huge into cwc oh 3:18:56 Unknown_11: Was the deal was a bargain struck. It was, it was a straight bargain. He, um, it was a weird board where, uh, in the early days, um, I knew that people would do like gay ops on Chris. So I said, it might as well be on the forum. So I made a spot for it and wise choice. Unknown_03: My leash. Unknown_11: Yeah. I closed that down after a year. Cause the guy that was involved. Unknown_11: Went so off the deep end he constructed literally 14 different personalities all of them borrowing the names from people that chris knew in high school and he was like like impersonating them and having conversations with him with these different people and then saying like oh my god christine told me this and then Like, like pretending that there's this huge elaborate social network and it was literally just him. And at a certain point I talked to other people. I'm like, this has to stop. It's literally the classical definition of an a log at that point. 3:19:37 Unknown_03: Isn't it? Like that's actually like as mentally ill as Chris, if not more so. Unknown_02: I'm better than you. Unknown_02: God eventually, um if I remember correctly the guy that was involved one of his he met two women that were involved and one of them was like a fat girl and they hooked up and she was into Exhibitionism and he posted her nudes that they had taken like a hotel room in Charlottesville after they were there to fuck with Chris Oh 3:20:18 Unknown_11: Ah, yeah. Unknown_02: The sordid grimy history of the Kiwi farms, my friends. Unknown_03: Okay. Unknown_11: All right. Sorry. The disabled guy in the wheelchair reminded me of all this back trauma. Um, yeah. Unknown_03: So hot wheels, you got it off your chest though. You hate him more with each day. Yeah. Unknown_11: It's just over time as I've gotten older, I've just kind of, I started attributing people bad things that people do more to what they are as opposed because because a lot of the time oh well i understand now and then they'll take it to to give mercy or grace but a lot of the time when you actually do understand and you're more experienced you judge people more harshly you know that's just the way it is i think but uh yeah uh okay where are we going next i want to do buffalo grill i feel like this is the appropriate time to do buffalo grill so um if you don't know Somehow, I think both of us probably talked about this guy at this point. Lily, is it Contino? I think his name is Contino. Is it? Okay. Okay. Um, he is famous because what he does on Tik TOK and he has a large following, but he has like an Amberlynn style hate fandom or anti fandom. And, but he doesn't care cause he gets paid regardless for the views. And what he does is he goes to restaurants. He looks, um, disgusting. He looks like a man with the shittiest fucking hair. He talks like a man. And then he loves to go in particular. And I honestly, I'm not wanting to say this, but. In particular, he likes to go to ethnic restaurants that have first world or first generation immigrants who are not familiar with the trans shit and are more likely to misgender him. And then every time he does, he throws a huge fucking fit and people, he makes a big deal to say, I go to women's bathrooms. He takes selfies in the bathroom to make sure that everyone knows that he's going into women's restrooms to do this. And so, uh, when the Disney adult shit was taking off, I think he jumped on this as a bandwagon. And so the very first thing he did is he made a video on his trip where he goes to every single bathroom in the entire park and takes selfies. This is like pure rage bait. Like just pure, like just men, like this is like a pro wrestling heel, like wanting to get booed. Making sure that other women who are just going pee are in the shot as well. 3:22:29 Unknown_03: Made uncomfortable. Yeah. Unknown_03: Got misgendered. What was the fucking sob story there as to why it was a two out of 10 got misgendered right before this pink, but you're obviously gonna get fucking misgendered. Like, listen, I'm, I'm the sort of way with this shit where if I look at you and you look like, like a female, like I will use she and her, but like, I will use whatever you actually look like and what comes naturally as like a descriptor. and this looks like a man and this is like the thing is if you go in public and you look like a man don't be surprised when people use he pronouns like i i don't know what it's so vile how he wears like a tight-fitting crop top so that like his puffy nipples are like visible 3:23:17 Unknown_11: it's just disgusting i honestly don't know how they let this guy walk around like this is the thing though it's like this is like a sort of figure like like anita sarkisian or alissa mercante or like where they don't actually have any fan base like they just exist to be like a culture war lightning rod of hatred Unknown_03: You know what I mean? Like there's nobody that actually watches them because they enjoy them or they think they have anything interesting to say or contribute. They just entirely exist to be like, I don't know, like I said, a lightning rod in the culture war. It's just bizarre. Yeah. 3:24:05 Unknown_03: shut the fuck up why didn't you censor this one person no one called you cute i don't know was it another trans person in the washroom or okay so you have to understand something about female socialism look at that fucking nipples protruding disrespect respectfully 3:24:46 Unknown_11: so women are like really catty. So if a woman is saying to this guy, Oh, you look cute. Yeah. It's like, she's saying, yeah, that's the hyper advanced socialization of the female, you know, but he's like an autistic man. So he just takes it at face value. Cause it's like, Oh, a girl said I'm cute. That must mean I'm really passing today. And it's like, no, you're like disgusting her. And she's letting you know. Unknown_11: Someone gave me, what's this? Someone gave me a weird look when I walked in which I felt icky. Well, obviously someone's gonna give you a fucking weird look. 3:25:20 Unknown_03: You freak. It's important to give weird looks to these people. I think, I think that helps unless they're getting off on it. There really is no way to engage with this because it is a fetish and no matter what, like it's, it's gratifying the fetish, you know, like to engage with this weird shit. It is. Unknown_11: Okay. And then, let's see. Oh, that one's terrible. I'll save that for the last one for him. Corndog. 3:25:54 Unknown_11: Not supported. Unknown_11: What? Let me do this one. I'll try to fix it. I've made it into Disney World. Unknown_10: I don't really know what the deal is with bathrooms. Unknown_03: You're a man. You're obviously a man. Unknown_11: Like, this is ridiculous. Like, what the fuck are we doing here? He's setting the stage to... He's trying to get kicked out. Because I think... florida state had passed some laws in regards to um gender bathroom stuff and he's trying to get kicked out so he can cause a scene which is like his entire thing as i said when he gets to the restaurants um he is deliberately trying to like cause the scene and there's actually a clip for this where he causes the scene in disney because of course he does 3:26:40 Unknown_10: Trans women are allowed to be in women's bathrooms, but I'm about to go and use the bathroom because I have to tinkle. If I get stopped, I get stopped. Tinkle. I'm a woman, so I'm going to use the women's bathroom and being in Florida or being in California or wherever isn't going to stop me. Unknown_11: This was the video I looked at where there were like verified major TikTok creators replying to it saying you are a predator. Unknown_11: That's the consensus, even like on safe spaces like TikTok. Unknown_10: I will report back in a minute once I have hopefully tinkled without issue. Unknown_11: They always use such juvenile baby language like tinkle and shit. Unknown_10: It's so gross. Three minutes later. That went as well as it could have gone. No one gave me any weird looks. Definitely no one stopped me. 3:27:15 Unknown_10: That's tough. I peed. I peed standing up, which is something I'm sometimes a little self-conscious about. Yeah. Unknown_10: okay so there is buffalo so there is actually no dysphoria here then right like this is not actually i'm suffering from a mental illness where my existence is intolerable and anything masculine like makes me suffer and i need to train this is just some freak exhibitionist is what this is right because any person that allegedly suffers from gender dysphoria 3:27:55 Unknown_03: would probably have serious issues. Pissing standing up now, like you're pissing, standing up in the women's washroom. What's even the point of being in the fucking women's washroom then it's some sort of sick freak shit. Isn't it? Yeah. So when we can see him like, like standing, there's not even an even year of what this is supposed to be to it. You know? It's far. Unknown_10: Sound. Think, oh, is there someone peeing standing up there? But you know what? I peed standing up and it was fine. And then I washed my hands and I left. And you know what? On my way out from the women's bathroom, I took a quick picture with someone who recognized me and it was lovely. So overall, that didn't happen. He would show the picture. Bathroom experience would recommend. 3:28:30 Unknown_10: Okay, let's see if Corndog works. I think Disney's going to ban it. Unknown_11: Oh, this one's grueling. Unknown_03: This is grueling. First we got the trans Mickey ears. Unknown_03: Oh God, I can sense where this is going. I can sense the direction of it. Unknown_10: My corn dog is still intact. I'm not happy about that, but sadly it takes a long time. Oh, stop it. Corn dog into a inverted corn dog. I do hair removal every week for two hours. 3:29:03 Unknown_03: Has this piece of shit actually fucking done the surgery to themselves? Unknown_11: um i don't think so i'm i he might be like in the process of applying for it but if i had to guess i would say he's one of those guys that are never going to get the actual surgery you know what i mean like it's just like it is just now i genuinely like anyone who's had that surgery regrets it like i don't think there's anyone who actually is happy with the results is there 3:29:40 Unknown_03: Like, how could they be? Unknown_11: There are some that say they are, but there's a lot that say they aren't. It's called a penile scrotal flat vaginoplasty. It's one of my favorite words ever because it is exactly what it sounds like, and it's so mortifying. Unknown_11: But yeah, he explains it in detail. He does like a, a gym that is barbarism. Unknown_03: Like at some point, like we will look back on this and be like, how did we let people do this? Like, how did we let doctors do this to people? I know this is an ice cold take for, you know, this particular audience, but like, it really is the case. Like it's just twisted. 3:30:14 Unknown_11: because it's just just like he's it's he takes so much joy in like showing people too by the end of the year they are going to take my corn dog these ears do not want to stay on they are going to cut it down the middle this is not the best knife for this they will then take off the outer lining of the corn dog okay i'm actually impressed that i'm doing this good of a job like so flip it inside out and make something of a tunnel this tunnel will then become well Unknown_03: how is this this is like a parody it's like beyond this or why anyone would do this yeah he is he is beyond parody like his whole stick is just like the most it's like the the the rational conclusion of like all this it's like this is where it leads to you almost as a troll you almost have to respect the spirit of this because it seems like this person is just a troll 3:31:08 Unknown_03: Like, this is just like you're going out there and you're using the social mores of the current day to inconvenience and ruin other people's lives is what this is. No. Yeah. Like. Unknown_03: I mean, that's, that's tranny shit, like in general. Well, it's like a power trip. It's like, this is my access to like power trip over other people. Uh, more so than it is any sort of like, oh, I'm actually like a man trapped in a woman's body or a woman trapped in a man's body. Like. This used to be like such a fringe fringe thing that it was like, like, you know what I mean? You'd never meet a person like this. You would rarely ever hear of a person like this. And then magically for no reason at all, suddenly this is a big trend in society. 3:31:48 Unknown_11: When I, I remember drag was like a gay bar thing back in the day. It was just like a thing that gay men did to have fun. And I remember the first Troon I ever saw in real life was like an older person. They wore a turtleneck sweater, even though it was in Florida. I remember I was at Books A Million and they were like at the very front of the store. And my grandmother had to ask a question. And as we left, my grandmother turned to me and said, that's a man. 3:32:21 Unknown_11: Much simpler time. Unknown_03: Grandma's getting canceled. Shit. Unknown_10: Grandma got clocked. Okay. It's not fun. And I agree with you. I'm not looking forward to that recovery process. But know that this is not a decision that any of us take lightly. Our corn dogs do serve a purpose. It is actually taken very lightly. It's not me. I look at it in the mirror and it's like, ugh, can we do something about that? And it turns out we can. But until then, I am making the most of my final days with my corndog. Farewell to this thing that has served me not very well, but is what I was born with. It did its duty. R.I.P. 3:32:56 Unknown_10: Fuck off. Unknown_11: okay and then this is the worst this video is that is so he's at disney world okay nipples protruding disrespect fat yeah gun hanging out and he decides that he uh he has an ethnic waiter and as i mentioned i sympathize with them because they're not particularly well versed in retard tranny in the united states so um he asked for something very special and unfortunately 3:33:35 Unknown_11: That is fancy looking. Unknown_10: Cool. Unknown_11: The bottom is from Thailand? Unknown_10: Coconut bread from Thailand. Yes, sir. Cool. Unknown_11: Yes, sir. He got sawed by a czar. But he's going to correct the record here. Ma'am. Unknown_02: Ma'am, that's not a czar. My bad, sir. Unknown_02: Oh man, if it isn't a leftist reaping the consequences of their own actions and bring in all these Indians, what do you mean I'm being misgendered? Well, it's how it is. 3:34:23 Unknown_11: Oh, fuck. Let's see. Maybe we can still have a nice being by myself at Disney World with this bread tower. Unknown_03: As if, no, this person is actually sensitive in any way or actually hurt. Like, this person has, like, the thickest skin in constitution there could possibly be. And it's all just performative that they're hurt. Completely emotionally steeled. Because they deliberately seek out this event. Yes. He loves this. 3:34:54 Unknown_11: Okay, so he already asked for this, right? And the guy is doing his best to try and explain what these are. Totally sucks the joy out of this bread tower. Unknown_10: Makes me want to immediately, like, leave. Leave that. Unknown_03: Because I no longer feel, like, safe here. It will. It's like, oh my god, now it has to be up. Oh, I'm not safe. Unknown_02: Because my guard is up. Unknown_10: we should be able to go it sounds racist to me because there's an indian person actually i think i'd rather have to check if that's okay yeah i think that's the training he got did he get served a third time the spread tower actually i think i'd rather have to check if that's okay yeah i think that's the he did he said yes sir a third time the subtitles say ma'am like i actually couldn't make out if it was a sar that's okay yeah i think that's the train 3:35:42 Unknown_11: I don't know. I think it was Sarg. No, I don't know. He had Sarg for sure. They're supposed to say friend or just not use gendered language. Unknown_10: It's like a pretty big thing that Disney has done. Nothing was wrong with Brett. I just don't want it anymore. Just because they apologize doesn't mean she doesn't feel sad or offended. Unknown_07: Yeah. Unknown_10: Exactly, right? Like, if you've accidentally ever hurt someone and say, I'm so sorry, it was an accident. Do you expect them to be like, oh, it was an accident? Of course. No problem whatsoever. All of that hurt is now undone. That's not how it works. Unknown_11: Nobody cares. Unknown_10: It's okay. I would love to pay for the drink, please. Unknown_03: Well, yeah, it's like, it's this mentality that you're the main person in like the main character in the world and everybody around you must bend to your will. And that's like what being trans is about for people like this is being able to force other people to bend to their whims backwards and submit to them. And it's twisted. Like it actually is a twisted mentality. 3:36:23 Unknown_11: The guy must've spoke to the manager. and was like uh the training got offended because i said sorry to him and it's like he asked for the check so he's gotten like i don't know if this is an alcoholic drink or what it's probably just a sprite or something but he caught the drink i don't know if you heard that well he did he comp the bread tower also like i think he comped the whole fucking thing Unknown_11: um he returned the bread tower but um even from a progressive perspective though like how can this person in good conscience believe that they're actually increasing acceptance of trans people like seriously he doesn't give a 3:37:14 Unknown_03: No, this is making people hate trans people. This is making people think like every single trans person is a tyrant bully. You know what I mean? Where, where a lot of them are just like very sad and broken people that I genuinely feel very bad for. But I don't feel bad for trannies like this because you're just doing this to go on a fucking bully power trip and scold people for breaking social mores. Like it's fucked. Yeah, the guy got him out. Unknown_11: He comped the drink specifically to get him the fuck out as quickly as possible, for sure. 3:37:51 Unknown_11: But, yeah, that's her boy, Buffalo Grill, at Disney World, doing what he does as he does. Unknown_11: Is there another batch that you'd like to play? And then I have the Black Lady. Unknown_03: That's the last lady. Unknown_12: Oh, shit. Unknown_03: Let's do the Black Lady, and then let's close with Mr. Morrow. I got to get out of here soon. Okay. Unknown_03: Let's do black girls at Disney. Unknown_03: I think I have this lady, too. Oh, yeah. How do they get so many people to participate in these dances like they all got kids, they got cousins, they got cousins with cousins, cousins with friends and friends got cousins. 3:38:40 Unknown_11: I'm like, let's go to Epcot and be black. Unknown_11: man darth vader say i'm the biggest the largest oh this is my playlist i listen to this every day this you want to know i listen to this before every casino show i'm like yeah i'm the biggest the largest so you got this right next to your king george song Unknown_11: Yeah, buddy, from Hamilton. Unknown_03: What else do I got on the fucking playlist, buddy? I've got Grind State by Jeezy. Yeah, so I got Grind State by Jeezy. Then I got Big X, The Plug, The Largest. We got Just Win by Jeezy. We've got, what else do we got in here? The only song I like from him that I can think of is the song I played at the beginning of the Ralph thing. 3:39:13 Unknown_11: You know I mean it. Unknown_11: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that song. Unknown_03: We got The Who by Bob O'Reilly is in here. It's very eclectic. We got R.E.M., It's the End of the World. Ever since the Iran war started, I'm like, I'll bang that every day. The Power of Love from the Back to the Future soundtrack. This is one that I listen to all the time. It's Over the Hills and Far Away, which you would not enjoy. But that's like my British slave mentality Canada brainwashing song. where it's like all about serving in the British military. 3:39:50 Unknown_02: There's a line in it that every time like it's King George commands and we obey. Unknown_03: And I just know that that would rattle your fucking soul. And as I sing it, I think to myself, I'm like, this is fuck, you know? But anyway, there's a, the American counterpart would be 3:40:27 Unknown_11: the uh union song uh i have to think of the name of it but there's a very great line at the in the middle of it that's like as as christ died to make men holy let us die to make men free and it's a fucking badass it's a banger it's a banger buddy that's a it's like a stirring of the soul to fight tyranny Unknown_03: It's all so cringe. No, no, no. Unknown_11: A Canadian would never understand such a thing. I would dismiss this as cringe. It's not, though. It's based. 3:41:04 Unknown_11: Okay, so she's bounding as Darth Vader. Unknown_03: Oh, my God. Unknown_11: Probably has the same breathing as Darth Vader. Oh, my God. Unknown_11: only thing i know from big x the plug is bmj's favorite bish i'm from texas it's all i know you know it's all i need to know you know one day we can take a road trip to texas and we cross the state line we'll put up there's the plug bish i'm from texas we slang dope and bright diamonds on our necklace so that goes bars uh fatty at disney 3:41:58 Unknown_03: Like just the top of her, like, those are like, what cup size is that? Unknown_03: Is that legitimate? Like, it's just like the fat on her fucking boob into fat roll type thing going on there. Unknown_11: That's fucking crazy, dude. Unknown_11: It's really weird how she's so pyramid shaped so canonical cook, you know what I mean? Unknown_03: Oh Miggie mouth kissing her hand. It's this fucking that bitch that took Ozempic and is no longer fat. I 3:42:37 Unknown_03: The singer? I don't know. Unknown_11: Yeah. What's her name? She was like really proud of being fat. I know what you're talking about. Unknown_03: It's all about that bass. About that bass. Unknown_11: Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Unknown_03: Megan Trainor. Unknown_03: I think. Unknown_12: This is the thing, though, is like all of the fat icons are going away because of this Ozempic. 3:43:11 Unknown_03: Like, I feel like one of the last of the fatties on the fucking plane, like the extinction of the buffalo. It's coming. What are we going to do? Unknown_11: Surrounded by Indians who are vegetarian. There's still lots of fat people in the U S if you want to come down. Unknown_03: I'll fit right in return, return to your home. If only I fucking could buddy, if only I could, but I'm trapped here. Unknown_11: We'll sort it out. I'm going to, I'm going to H1B you. I'm hearing this like rear guard action, like one of the final fucking people trapped here. Unknown_03: I know there's so many people trapped here. It's tough, man. We need the liberation to come in. 3:43:48 Unknown_11: don't worry it's coming there's a lot of land between it's not trump's fucking worthless trump's he doesn't do anything ever it's well we're just gonna make life more expensive for people in canada we're not actually gonna free them because that would be good for them and we hate them and they're gay uh i was dealing with uh governor trudeau and uh he's a gay drama teacher and uh fuck him i don't blame him Unknown_03: Like, if you were getting big-leagued by Trudeau and he was trying to, like, treat you like a red-headed stepchild bitch during the negotiations, like, I would probably snap, too. You know, fuck him. Anyway. Unknown_11: You just gotta tell him. There's so many Indians in Canada, and it could really save costs. Unknown_03: Yeah, he'll be like, we don't even have to import them. Canada already did it. We just take Canada and then we have all the Indians we need. It's amazing. You're the best. Unknown_11: Okay, and this is, I'll save the theme. 3:44:46 Unknown_12: Whistle while you work. Unknown_03: It makes me angry. Unknown_03: No, imagine actually standing that movie. Unknown_03: I don't know if anybody actually went and saw this movie. Like when this movie came out, like I would check on like the cinema websites near me and see like the empty seat and it was just like all empty. Like every screening was just empty. Unknown_02: There was like no seats. You went to see this movie? 3:45:20 Unknown_03: No, no, no, I'm saying, like, you can go on the website to purchase movie tickets, and it shows you, like, a preview of what seats are available and which aren't. And always for these, like, all the seats were available, and no one went and saw it. Unknown_11: They underperformed. It still somehow made $200 million, but the budget was $50 million. That's brutal for a fucking Disney movie, though. No, the budget was... Unknown_03: Little mermaid I think still made like 800 million fucking dollars and that was fucking awful And I did go see that to hate watch it and it was just fucking it was brutal I made 600 million dollars. Unknown_11: That's crazy. I know it's only the budget was um 240 so then you add like it's 50% to that so you get 360 it made 200 million. 3:45:58 Unknown_03: Yeah Wow, fuck this world man. I Unknown_11: was funny i remember um seeing all the disney toys at like walmart and the mermaid is always in stock nobody buying that no one's no one's buying that and like it's all of these live action disney remit like they're just all forgotten like immediately they're like the most disposable and worthless media of all time there's not one of them they've done where you go that was better than the animated version like especially when it comes to like 3:46:41 Unknown_03: With Little Mermaid, they made the fish super realistic. Flounder is a realistic fish, and so there's just no soul or charm to Flounder at all. It's awful. The same thing with Sebastian the Crab. Lion King is the worst offender, where all the soul has been stripped out of it. Have you seen the... Unknown_03: the lion king i haven't actually seen the movie but it's like i've seen clips of it or people complaining about it what gets me is that i'm aware that in that show they took out um be prepared which is one of the best songs in the entire disney really yeah they um blasphemy 3:47:21 Unknown_11: They, uh, wanted to remove it entirely because the issue is here's okay. This is a weird, this is Nazi coded. Cause they were stepping the hyenas. The, the side is the German title be prepared. And it is a direct one-to-one cinematic reference to the, uh, the Nazi propaganda film. That's really the indomitable will or something. Right. There is a one-to-one trace of, of the hyenas. Is there really, there is a one-to-one trace and the coloring even is it's reminiscent of old newspaper. It is a one-to-one direct reference to the indomitable spirit or whatever from 1936. Right. 3:48:00 Unknown_11: And it's a villain song. And the Nazis were villains. The thing is, is that it's the best song in the whole fucking Disney song catalog. It is awesome. And it's great in every language. Disney songs are translated into every fucking language. If you ever want to learn a language, listen to Disney songs in that language. Unknown_03: is this really the shit on disney adults episode presented by two disney adults is this really what this is adult but i i watched the lion king is a great show it's on its own you're telling me you're listening to disney songs in various languages 3:48:39 Unknown_11: yeah it's a good way to learn language you might be a disney adult if you're listening to disney villain songs in different languages job well when i was trying to learn russian i remember my favorite russian song was um the arabian nights huh It's a good, it's a good Russian and is really good. Wow. Here's a fun fact. If you want to learn Chinese, um, all of Jackie Chan songs, he's the same voice actor in the Chinese version of Mulan. And he also does the singing in the Chinese version. Have you listened to some of his songs? Unknown_03: Only the Disney ones. Oh, he had like a career as a pop star. There was like, okay. Unknown_02: I love you. Yeah. Unknown_03: Really? I didn't know that he's got like a whole album that he put together. No, I only know, uh, be a man. 3:49:26 Unknown_11: That's uh, it's the one I know. Unknown_11: Yeah, yeah the um, there was a big kerfuffle and there was so much outrage over uh be prepared being taken out of the lion king remake that they It was the last thing we did they actually had to put something in for be prepared And instead of like just doing the song that everyone likes it's apparently some kind of like rhythmic tribal drum beat chant as opposed to an actual song so they like Really really did not want to put that scene in the movie for some reason 3:50:05 Unknown_03: Couldn't we just remove the goose stepping part and keep the rest or the issue is, is that it made them look so fucking cool. Unknown_11: It's a really awesome scene. Okay. It's a really great, well animated sequence with good music. The voice actor had that really deep British, like commanding voice to him. Like now they're making the fucking Nazi hyenas Jeremy irons, isn't it? Unknown_03: Yes, that's correct. Unknown_02: Okay. Unknown_11: let's uh i think we can round out with with mr morrow now i have his okay so all right let me let me explain what i know and then you can explain how i'm wrong or filling the gaps uh what i know about mr morrow is that he's a disney adult he's the guy that you see on the screen um he has become a reoccurring segment on the keno casino but i have not seen those segments i just know that it's like an up-and-coming thing that you guys have been talking about and uh that's all i know now looking at him let me give you my first impressions okay he does this weird thing where he puts the camera above him as he films this disorients me and i don't know if it's like him trying to slim his figure or what i noticed that in every video he happens to have a cap on which i assume he has a horrific balding going on he's um and the other thing that i noticed is that he has very bad hypertension his face is extremely red it is florida so it could be sun or it could be a combination but i'm going to say that he's a pre-diabetic or a diabetic with hypertension and he should get that checked out because that is looking really bad yeah i mean you're not you're not you're not wrong about any of that 3:51:00 Unknown_03: um mr morrow i don't know we had like one segment on mr morrow that was actually really really good and then the rest of them have never really lived up to it but the segment where mr morrow goes to the dystopian mcdonald's i wish it was on the clip channel the reason we don't put it on the clip channel is because like I don't want to expose Mr. Morrow to a broader audience of people that hate him. I actually don't hate Mr. Morrow because Mr. Morrow is just such a positive, a fun guy. But he went to this McDonald's that's at Disney or steps away from Disney. And this fucking McDonald's had this brutalist architecture to it. Yeah, I think it's this one, the All-Star Sports 2026. 3:52:03 Unknown_03: our watch through of this, like, I dunno, I, I feel like I was really feeling myself like a white boy caught a vibe when I was reviewing this, I was like in a manic state, but if we can find this McDonald's that he went to here, it's fucked man. Like it's, it's so dystopian, like this whole review, like this whole place is how that he's in, like, look at this place, man. Like there's like a, just a giant football, like for no reason. Yeah. This McDonald's park. okay this is outside of the park look at like as he walks oh my god look at this this is like hell look at this mcdonald's man this is the most dystopian fucking shit i've ever seen this is the mcdonald's outside of this uh all-star sports disney resort that he walked to and he's just so juiced about it and thinks that it's so great and he thinks that everything is amazing and he's just so happy to be there just hit play like as he approaches it like it's crazy i'm trying to get the beginning of this segment 3:53:33 Unknown_11: I don't want to... Okay, so I think he gets here. I want to have, like, the Disney Resort food. Unknown_06: Bud, if you're on a budget, McDonald's can be a little handy. I remember growing up, my mom would take us to McDonald's every Tuesday because they had kids eat free. Look in his eyes. He's got nice teeth. Unknown_12: He does. Unknown_06: I got to play around in the playground area, and I loved it. Eventually, she started threatening me, like, if you don't behave, you're not going to McDonald's. So I kind of... Classic American parenting. Unknown_03: It's funny. Unknown_06: disney resort this is the only mcdonald's i think what they're going for is that you know the sun in florida is brutal so they want outdoor seating and this is their solution to give shade this is like the prison planet mcdonald's though 3:54:19 Unknown_03: This is like the techno slavery cyberpunk like brutalist future McDonald's and they have these huge windows on the inside So they also want to shield the inside from getting too hot I almost feel like they built like the inside and then they are like it gets like a hundred intended reason here and the AC is not helping because we're in a glass box so like okay, let's strap this fucking cope cage on over the building and Unknown_11: And that'll keep it cool. So that's why it looks so brutal. Unknown_06: Oh! Unknown_06: Eco-friendly McDonald's. Exercise equipment. Look at all of these panels up there. Exercise equipment. Unknown_03: Look at this shit. Like the light bulbs hanging from the ceiling. Like it's so weird. Like I've never seen anything quite like this. 3:55:13 Unknown_06: Yeah. Unknown_06: At least I kind of understand what they're going for. Unknown_11: It is. It's more expensive, buddy. No doubt. There's a gas station by an airport. It's like the only gas station on that highway ramp to get to this airport. And it is like $7 a gallon at this fucking gas station. It's the only one by the airport. 3:55:44 Unknown_06: Thank you. Unknown_06: Oh, wow. Looks very fancy in here. Look at those high stockings. Does it? Unknown_03: And it looks a little busy. He thinks everything is fancy. Like he goes into the most basic, like best Western hotel room. He's like, Ooh, fancy. Like he'll call like the soap. It's just a regular bar of soap. He'll call it fancy. Unknown_11: Like it looks clean. It's just like this kind of modernist architecture is just an excuse for not having to do anything nice. You know, it's just so sterile and fucking bland. Unknown_03: Like I, I, 3:56:15 Unknown_11: I think McDonald's tried to do this with a lot of their places because it had such a reputation for being like greasy, sleazy food. That wasn't even real food. So like, um, let's do high, high upscale modern looking. Yeah. They like try and make it upscale. Unknown_03: Right. But they, what they've actually done is sucked all of the fun and wonder out of McDonald's and just made it like a black gray, awful, you know, hellscape is what they've done. Unknown_06: It's all just mobile ordering where you just come up and order. You got a very high quality camera. Let's see what we got here. Unknown_06: I don't know how to work it. Skip login. I should get some points though. 3:56:52 Unknown_11: This is 60 frames per second. Unknown_11: I know this is the mr. Morrow Kino buddy this content needs to be captured at 1440 at 60 frames per second to do it true Josh look at that look at the bokeh in the background how tasteful the out of out of frame is okay it's just either true as true Kino we have the camera nerd Josh here Unknown_03: where he takes pictures of his cheese board that look like that. I that don't even look like they're fucking real, but he claims that they are. 3:57:24 Unknown_11: So they are completely fucking wait until I do my man. I just can't compete with it. Unknown_03: Like I like I'm like, I take picture of mine. I'm like, what the fuck? Listen, it's the quality of the camera. Like the lighting is so tasteful. Like what the lighting I have external lighting that I keep in like an equipment bag and I break it out so I can do perfect lighting. Unknown_11: Twist it. Unknown_06: I guess we'll see how much a Big Mac meal is. $6.79. Oh wait, no, it's $12.19. Oh my God. 3:58:00 Unknown_12: $13 McDonald's meal. Unknown_06: And French fry. I think your total would be $12.19. That's not a bad deal. Unknown_03: He's positive about everything. He's like, that's not a bad deal. It's great. He's just so happy about everything. Unknown_11: It's $13 for a fucking Big Mac and shitty looking fries. I saw those fucking fries. They didn't look fresh, buddy. If I pay $13 for McDonald's, I better have some fresh fries. Unknown_03: even the promotional pictures aren't good anymore that's crazy i guess they got sued for false advertising or something so like a little bit more depressing no i'm just saying that's probably what happened well because you know like they like that you can't escape it sweets and treats buddy there it is 3:58:51 Unknown_03: What happened? I used to get like. You can't beat them, join them. I guess I'm going to get fucking cakes and pies flying. Unknown_11: Fish. Imagine going to McDonald's for fish. They had fish at Whataburger, too. People order that shit. I actually like the filet. Unknown_03: I like the filet of fish at McDonald's, to be honest. Unknown_11: Tell me something good about Long John Silver's as well. Unknown_03: You're right, buddy. Unknown_02: You're right. Unknown_03: Honestly, I've never been to Long John Silver's enough to even have an opinion on it, but it's just, I don't know. 3:59:27 Unknown_11: Anyway, double quarter pounder with cheese deluxe. Unknown_03: It barely looks like it's even put together. Deluxe. Cause you like, they add the onions or the lettuce. Like, I guess they add lettuce. It doesn't normally come with lettuce and tomato. Okay. Unknown_11: I have never voluntarily gone to McDonald's like in the U S but I have gone to it, uh, overseas for some reason in Ukraine, I got very homesick and I got a habit of going once a week to the McDonald's just to get like a regular cheeseburger. what's weird about i'm sick for american cheese burgers from mcdonald's that's tough that's tough fun fact i think it was even in ukraine when uh the war in ukraine started uh there were americans abroad who needed concealer services and so they would be provided at mcdonald's we had the consular services at the mcdonald's to help people get out of the country like that's 4:00:20 Unknown_03: Ridiculous. Unknown_11: That's ridiculous. That just goes to show you how dedicated McDonald's is to help every McDonald's is just considered us soil. Exactly. That's why, yeah, that's what they closed in Russia. We said, yeah, they're actually like American military bases. Unknown_03: You know what I mean? Like they can be forced to station us soldiers. The fourth amendment does not apply to McDonald's locations. They must provide support to the us military. Unknown_06: Oh yeah, it's $3.99. What happened to the McDaly Double? 4:00:52 Unknown_06: I don't know if you guys noticed this, but I think McDonald's is changing. This is not the McDonald's I remember. Unknown_06: Like what is going on? Get ready for this. Unknown_11: His eyes. I want to say are really pretty and it's so strange because he has like a dark outer color and then he has like this really bright inner blue in his eyes. They're very, they're very nice. I think they're fucking crazy people eyes. Unknown_03: Like I look into his eyes and they're more open than they would naturally be. There's some sort of crazy mental illness to this guy's eyes, man. Like. 4:01:24 Unknown_03: It's cause he might be on Xanax or something and his pupils are like constricted. I would not be surprised. Like I always go back. I told you this before the show to like Alec Guinness, when the star Wars fan, you know, was bothering him. And he said that he saw star shells of madness and the, and the boy's eyes. And I like, that's, that's how I describe this. Like, there's just a look to his eyes of like pure madness and detachment from reality anyway. Unknown_11: yeah but the color isn't nice that's my point i also describe him as like a a we happy few do you remember this game vague i never played it when i was you're talking about it's like two yes i never played it either where but they have to take the pills to like be happy and they're in these squalid horrible conditions but their perception is they're in paradise 4:02:18 Unknown_03: That's what I view Mr. Morrow as where like he may be in like this awful fucking brutalist McDonald's, but he like to him, this is like five-star gourmet Michelin. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Unknown_11: Oh, and the fact that he's blonde, he has like very light eyebrows and eyelashes, and that doesn't help either because it kind of just gives him like swine-ish eyes. This is not the McDonald's I remember. Unknown_06: Like, what is going on right now? I feel like I'm in an airport, and I don't know if these are just like little fun games you can play around with. Unknown_11: Yeah, they're obviously for children, sir. 4:03:01 Unknown_11: He really engages with it, and he loves it. Yeah, this is like, people complain that there's no more, like, play centers in McDonald's anymore, so this is like their attempt to answer that. We're just going to put tablets in the McDonald's for kids to play with. That's great. We're a multicultural society, so there's no instructions or language. It's just like, you have to intuit it. Unknown_11: um or draw oh wow that's kind of cool and don't mr morrow you press the eraser icon and try to erase did you see that bro this this part's where you realize like he's kind of a special needs individual you know like watch him go at this look at him he colors look at him 4:03:42 Unknown_06: wow this is like but like on ipads and stuff this is so fancy oh well this is such a colorful armadillo i always wanted to see a blue armadillo oh my lord once you get done painting your little critter it gets to walk around with all of its new colors now we can do it josh i've always wanted to see a red kangaroo Unknown_03: grown man that's that tickled that he's able to make the kangaroo red. Unknown_11: Josh. Let me read the comments here real quick. Unknown_03: They're all positive. Unknown_11: Nice standard view. Oh, that might be a casino person. Honestly, the all-star resorts are the best for my family. We spend so much time in the parks. Please do more resort stay videos. I hear Canadians travel here to pass the winter season. that also a keno casino thing one month ago it might be it might be i do like me some meatloaf with a nice standard view happy yeah these are all the people talking about the standard view or casino people because mr morrow like it yeah it really is unfortunately this one's been tainted by the fact that we uh we talked about it um yeah Let's um, I don't want to point out some of the things I saw I went to the videos and I sorted by popular So this one just went viral for whatever reason. Yeah, but um He posted this video where he doesn't fit on the ride and that's this one too. 4:04:38 Unknown_03: This one's crazy Because he like sucks the fucking motorcycle peg up his ass in order to ride it like that's insane and like he doesn't get on it at first and he's so sad and then he just keeps practicing on the bicycle sucking in his gut and like putting it up his ass like it it basically you remember like the episode where mr garrison invents a new way to travel where you have to suck it and take it up the butt that's basically him on this tron light cycle thing and he finally does manage to ride it and he's so happy but it was like a real roller coaster no pun intended 4:05:58 Unknown_03: Before we'll watch a bit of that, but. Unknown_03: Oh, you must have watched this too. So we're going to watch that. I have an edited version of it that removes the filler. So let's go to our Mr. Morrow folder and, uh, we'll, we'll talk about this and then I'm probably gonna, probably gonna run. Okay. Um, so this is the story of Mr. Morrow. So we actually have never covered this on Kino casino because Warsky believes that it's too sad. and that he doesn't feel right making fun of him but with heartless josh here the cruel man that josh mean is i figure we can we can go through this but this is kind of um this is like the origin story of a disney adult and it all kind of makes sense once you listen to him explain his life okay okay so just so we're clear we're inside a suite i can tell because there's 4:06:53 Unknown_11: Dalmatians in the background. This may actually be his house. Oh, okay. Cause his entire house, he has a Epcot themed bathroom where if he flicks a switch in his bathroom, it turns into spaceship earth, you know, the big golf ball in Epcot. Unknown_02: Yes. Unknown_03: And it plays the narration from. No way. It actually does. Yeah. Unknown_02: That was a real shocking reveal. Unknown_03: We died laughing when we, when we saw that. He, Unknown_11: he moved by the way just to say he moved to uh disney world yeah he moved to like get as close to disney world he's like in a neighborhood right next to disney world so he can see the fireworks from his backyard every night yeah yeah yeah okay so here it is this is this his story hey friends today i decided i want i hate that hey friends yeah me video and just talk about my life he has a very strange and deliberate way of speaking where it sounds like he's struggling to speak and because he is like he doesn't take to it very easily i think he's a little bit slow just a little bit you know uh i grew up in scranton pennsylvania with all brothers scranton and 4:07:44 Unknown_03: That's a nice name. Wow. Well, you know what Scranton is, right? First of all, Joe Biden is from Scranton. It's also where the office is set. And it's this like town in Pennsylvania. That's very blue collar and very working class in nature. Or at least it was. There's a coal miner. Yeah. It's like a, it's a shithole basically. Unknown_02: Okay. All right. Unknown_03: And, uh, there you see, he says he, uh, was raised by a single mom. 4:08:48 Unknown_07: She was a single relatable. Unknown_06: She did the best she could. And I love her so much. Unknown_07: Look, she struggled raising us for years and years until she met, uh, how many siblings does she have? Unknown_03: Uh, I think he said he has a brother and a sister. Uh, she met my stepfather, Steve, not the stepfather. Unknown_07: Oh, and, uh, Unknown_07: He became my father and it was great, but because we didn't have a lot of money, we didn't get to do like amazing vacations and we didn't get to travel. What is like this fucking Buddhist music in the background? 4:09:20 Unknown_11: This is what he chose to add to it. Unknown_11: Like I figured it was the sob story nature of it. I guess maybe he does meditation. This sounds like something that you would play to meditate. Yeah. Unknown_07: It all. So I never really got to explore the world. In fact, uh the first time i ever got to leave the state of pennsylvania uh is like in my 20s so wow very amazing and captivating for me and growing up i i had a friend who was like 20 something when i worked at whataburger and he had never left florida and what's crazy about that is that we were in the panhandle so it's like alabama's right there you can take a bike to alabama had a different 4:10:04 Unknown_03: Well, they say that like 90% of all the people who've ever lived, never ventured like more than 10 kilometers or miles from their house, something like that. Isn't it? And, uh, even in the modern age, like I know a lot of people who've never left Ontario, like they just never have. And they probably never will. You got all the chicken tendies you need right there. Unknown_07: Time learning and, uh, Eventually, I didn't know what I was going to do in life. So I started cooking. And I got jobs as a cook growing up in my teens. And that led into a road of restaurant management. I ended up becoming a restaurant manager for Denny's. Oh, wow. 4:10:44 Unknown_03: For Denny's. Nice. Unknown_07: And Veronica. You guys might know her. Unknown_11: Is she still around? Unknown_07: She kind of... Unknown_07: introduced me to disney introduced me to this so it was actually his wife that introduced him to disney and got him into it he'll tell you he'll tell you okay okay that's another yeah i remember there was a factory that kind of looked like a castle my uncle used to always tell me it was disney world so i grew up thinking disney world was like 4:11:22 Unknown_07: 10 minutes away from my house and i was never able to go like i really believed it that's really mean that's sad i know isn't it sad story when i was like i was young i was like like 10 years old and they were like what'd you do over summer and i was like i went and wrote jaws at universal studios i made up like this fictional vacation Unknown_03: this is actually sad isn't it this guy's backstory like he grew up in like rural coal mining town in Pennsylvania single mom poor never got to leave the state until he was in his 20s his uncle's playing cruel jokes on him telling him that Disney World's right there but he'll never be able to go and then he's like so desperate to you know to feel special in some way that he's telling his friends that he went on a summer vacation that never happened like that's brutal man that's pretty it's pretty hard wanted to always go there and uh she was like i can't believe you never went we need to go and um 4:12:25 Unknown_07: We did. We went there and I was captivated. I was absolutely amazed. Here I am in my late 20s going to Disney for the first time, actually traveling for the first time. This is the first time I was even on a flight. And I felt like I was just important for being there. I know like people and I was hooked. I was hooked. It was hooked feeling ever. And people like this have made Michael Jackson's story more believable. 4:12:57 Unknown_11: Do you know what I mean? Unknown_11: It's like, okay, so you're an adult. Now you get to have the childhood. You did not have, and you get to go back and look at it. And it's like Michael Jackson was part of the Jackson five. And then when he's a billionaire with half of Sony's catalog, he could go back and do whatever the fuck you wanted. Unknown_03: And this is kind of why I gave that preamble in the beginning that it's like about recapturing your childhood or reliving your childhood or reclaiming your childhood. And that's why people have such, such a strong identity and attachment to this brand, you know? Unknown_07: Yeah. and uh we were dating for a while and eventually i planned on going back to disney again but this time i was gonna propose we were dating for like two years and we ended up going back to disney and uh i asked her to marry me so she said yes i did it at uh mickey's town square and he proposed in mickey's town square at the meet and greet in front of mickey mouse josh thoughts 4:13:55 Unknown_03: I mean, if she's into it, that's pretty fucking romantic. Unknown_11: You gotta remember PPP when, when it comes to the marriage, it has the opinions of the husband mean literally nothing. The entire process of the engagement to the marriage is the woman's ordeal. And the opinions of the man in this matter are zero. Um, if she's is romantic, if he actually knew what she wanted in, he gave it to her. That is how that works. Unknown_02: All right. If you say so. Unknown_07: We had an amazing honeymoon. We got back home, and I was just like, I love it so much there. It meant so much to me, and I really feel like it's something I want to do in the future. So I eventually asked her if she wanted to move to Florida, and she said yes, and we did it. I found a job at Denny's that transferred. I transferred down there. 4:14:31 Unknown_11: That's so nice of them to facilitate that for him. Unknown_03: That's actually an extraordinarily good gesture. It's like incels. What's your fucking excuse? This guy has no formal education, started working at Denny's, worked his way up at Denny's to manager, found a girl, got married to her. And like, this guy's like borderline retarded, you know, and he's fat and he's fucking bald. 4:15:13 Unknown_11: The incel excuse is going to be, I guarantee you that he looks matched and that is a, uh, I haven't seen. Unknown_03: So in the early videos on this channel, like if we go to oldest, we might be able to find his wife. Like I actually have not seen her. Unknown_03: Um, but she's probably in some of these early videos eight years ago. Unknown_03: Is that her with him? Unknown_11: No, he's like harassing pedestrians. 4:15:49 Unknown_11: hollywood oh that is that is that his wife yeah he did he looks matched with a woman who is distinctly british yes we are there you go that's the issue that lindsell will say this and say well he's settled he looks match and i'll discard that but what's wrong this is so retarded and lame Unknown_07: I was proud of myself. I felt like, wow, it was a big deal. Like, to come from nothing and move to Florida, I feel like it was like a... No, I left that in because I wanted your thought on that, to come from nothing and move to Florida, and now you've made it to live in Florida. Unknown_11: As a native Floridian thought... People risk drowning to flee their shithole fucking country to come to the great... Free state. That is the official. You hear the Commonwealth of Virginia, the state of Pennsylvania or whatever the fuck. It is the free state of Florida. And they'll risk dying to wash up on our beaches. That's how fucking nice Florida is. 4:16:46 Unknown_11: So very nice story, very believable. He's lucky that they had a dentist that could take him, you know. I know. Unknown_07: Very competitive. I felt I was living life the best. Eventually we started making videos. We started recording on our cell phone and sending it to my mom, my sister, my family, my friends. Unknown_07: showing them just like our life in Florida and other people started watching it. And I was like, wow, this is great. I love doing this. And I saw us working and making videos and we were living our best life together. And it was great. Wow. Some of the best I've ever had in my life. and other people started watching the videos, and we gained a little following. There's a lot of people out there who have been watching since then, and I love you guys. Thank you. Thank you so much. 4:17:23 Unknown_03: You know, when most people say that, I don't believe them, but I actually believe him. What do you think? Do you think he really does appreciate and love the people who watch? Yes, I do. I feel like this is a... Yeah. 4:17:58 Unknown_11: I feel like... his, if he's making like new videos and they're each coming in at a hundred thousand views, um, I feel like he's probably making a lot of money doing this. And he went from having absolutely like no prospects to like a bunch and he gets paid to do like the one thing he really enjoys, which is going to these fucking parks. So he probably is very grateful. Unknown_03: I'm almost convinced this guy's like incapable of lying. You know, like I'm almost, this is like the sort of person where they're like a golden retriever person. 4:18:33 Unknown_02: You know what I mean? Like it's, it's a very simple earnest fellow. Unknown_03: Like there's not a lot of guile or trickery. Like he's very sincere. He's very earnest. And that's the one thing about Disney adult is that they are sincere for the most part. Like they're, it's not like out of a sense of irony or anything like that, which in this corner of things, I do find refreshing that there's a person as straightforward and, and earnest as Mr. Morrow. He's lost 50% of his Patreon subscribers. 4:19:09 Unknown_03: yeah i was looking at like his metrics on social blade and stuff and like it's not looking so good for mr morrow right now to be honest like i wasn't really sure how he was surviving doing this exactly like i imagine that he must have some sort of a like a sponsorship with disney or something like that like as an affiliate where he makes some sort of a kickback Like I thought maybe his Instagram, like he does a lot of promotion for them, but then I looked at it and it wasn't very active. So I'm not sure. He probably still works. Unknown_11: He has to, if he's only making like $4,000. Well, in this video, he said he doesn't fucking work and he does this full time. Unknown_07: So. I got a knack of it. So we were making videos three, two, three times a week and I was working my full time job and. i was just like i said living the best life possible in florida newlyweds and just loving life and florida sun and it was great but it all took us like turn for the worst things kind of just didn't work out and it's not easy for me to talk about these things and you know now i wish i'd known what i've known like now but At the time, I didn't know. And things like this happens to everybody out there. Life happens. 4:20:26 Unknown_07: I ended up losing my wife. My wife, you know, we just we split up. Unknown_03: So when he phrases it like a, no, he doesn't. And I'm curious as to why it didn't work out because it seems like they're like kind of perfect for each other. Like they're in the same ballpark of looks. They had the same interest of Disney. Unknown_11: If this happened in the great free state of Florida with its sunshine laws regarding public records, you could dig up the divorce document and see what it is. She might say it's a natural divorce. 4:21:01 Unknown_02: you're you're a piece of work pal like leave mr morrow and his ex-wife alone this is the thing i shouldn't even cover this guy but the thing is though there are some things that suggest maybe a little bit more of a sinister edge to mr morrow like mr morrow had a weird fixation with the teenage cheerleaders at the sports resort and like he kept following them around and it Unknown_03: It was kind of creeping me out. You know, I was like, is there something wrong with this guy? Is there not? So now I'm throwing him under the bus completely. I don't know if he like actually had an, or if he's just like, so, um, childlike and retarded that he was actually just excited about cheerleaders. 4:21:35 Unknown_11: It's, uh, it's almost certainly like an infidelity thing. Like women put up a lot of bullshit. Unknown_02: Well, you think this guy's fucking cheating? Unknown_11: I mean, the definition of cheating is kind of broad. If she had an expectation that he would never covet other women, and then she caught him frequently doing things, like staring at young women at Disney World... 4:22:17 Unknown_11: If he got a little bit handsy with Elsa, that would be, that would be cheating. But in those sort of documents, does it actually state the reason or. It depends if it's a mutual there's at fault and then there's mutual divorces when both parties agree to get divorced. Um, they just kind of split things, uh, favorably as they agree to, if it's a contested divorce than at fault divorce. The terms are more favorable to the party that was not at fault. So if there is an at fault, you actually have to litigate that and say what it was. And infidelity is the number one reason. Unknown_03: No, I hate to say this, but really, how is it anyone else's business? Like, why should this be publicly available? I guess if you're getting married to someone else, I guess. 4:22:54 Unknown_11: Marriage is a contract with the government. And, uh, when you go through family court and you're getting divorced and there's litigation involved, there's a first amendment right to information and that's how it works. So. don't uh don't get married if you don't want your divorce to be public at that same time my father died my stepfather died and this all happened within like a day process like a month and uh I had a breakdown between you know my marriage ending or or just us getting separated and then my father dying I couldn't go to work anymore and I couldn't couldn't function like 4:23:47 Unknown_07: Eventually, like I said, I had a breakdown and I couldn't keep it together. I ended up losing everything. I lost everything that I was so proud about and so happy that I accomplished and ended up just moving back to Pennsylvania with my mom. I needed my mom and she needed me. So I moved back up to Pennsylvania. I stopped making the videos. and I was depressed I couldn't handle it it was so horrible feeling and oh man I I couldn't get over it I didn't know I was like I need to figure a way to get myself better and I decided to start making videos but doing it on my own now just going out and doing stuff so I made a video on my own 4:24:33 Unknown_07: And, uh, it made me happy as soon as I hit the record button. And there were so many people that, isn't that like, it really is kind of like twisted in a way that like just hitting the record button made him happy. Unknown_03: Like, well, I mean, to give them benefit of a doubt, it's sort of just like, if you are dealing with a lot of things, like I rant at people. Unknown_11: I, I have a lot of shit to deal with. Sometimes I just pull up a random person. I just start yelling about how much I hate some fucking bullshit. So yeah, it probably is like a release to him to be able to say like all this fucked up shit's happened. I'm not coping with it. So you said you sympathize with Mr. Morrow and his story here, right? i do um you know he has some things going for him that make him really sympathetic for instance he keeps his beard nice and tidy there are some people we know who don't get paid or get paid much more than he does that can't be bothered to bring the beard 4:25:10 Unknown_11: so you know he tries to be presentable he tries to talk real nice about everything he doesn't ever like i have a i have a thing where i never leave a negative review so if i don't like a restaurant i won't leave a negative review but if i like a restaurant i might leave a positive review so he has that kind of mentality the mr morrow inside yourself 4:25:52 Unknown_03: i'm i'm very tolerant sometimes if i eat out with somebody they'll hate the food and like be really like agitated about it and i'm just like you know i just won't come back if it sucks you know what i mean fair enough so yeah to be fair i don't think i have ever left a review for a restaurant one way or the other like ever Unknown_11: I had a secret account that I would leave reviews only when I traveled. It was a very good service. Unknown_11: But I've never left a negative review. I think even there was a place in Ukraine I kept getting food from, and it gave me hives twice. I never... after the second time i never should have left the negative gives you hives was an allergic reaction yeah i was like i was i mentioned that i got hives on my uh stream i pontificated it might have been the kebab that i had and i got an actual email from a fda employee in the united states saying stop going there you're having an allergic reaction to a virus that you're getting from food contamination 4:26:57 Unknown_11: yeah well it would have to be because you've had kebab from other places and it didn't give you fucking hives right i don't have allergies and i had never had hives before i was actually really concerned because i was like it's like blotch it's like bumps on your skin like am i dying what the fuck's happening it doesn't hurt it doesn't hurt but it's like what the fuck's happening to my skin as it turns out allergic reaction to a food virus so people that watch the channel and family and so many people that literally picked me up during the Unknown_07: lowest time of my life and uh making the video was kind of therapeutic for me because the second i would hit record i was happy i was generally happy to be making a video the sad thing is eventually when it ended like when i got done making the video i was back to being depressed Unknown_07: Oh man. Simple solution. Nothing. Film 24-7 live stream, yeah. So I ended up packing my car up. Zero possessions. Back to Florida, and I stayed with a friend for a little bit. And the friend, uh, Deshaun, he let me crash. Oh my God. 4:28:00 Unknown_07: His black friend, Deshaun. Unknown_03: He's crashing on Deshaun's floor. Deshaun couldn't even give him a fucking couch or a chair. He's sleeping on the fucking floor, man. Unknown_11: That's brutal. Sacrifices needed to be made to get back to the promised land of the free state of Florida and Walt Disney world. Unknown_03: Yes. Yes. Unknown_07: and i kind of slowly got things back together i found another denny's to hire me back so uh for a while there i used to just kind of sleep inside my car and oh man so you hear that there was a two-hour drive between the denny's he got hired at and the floor that he was sleeping on 4:28:54 Unknown_03: So he would just sleep in his fucking car in the parking lot of the Denny's. And this is like true American grit. This guy's a fucking grinder. Unknown_11: Why didn't he just get like a manager position at any other restaurant closer by? Why did it have to be? It's like, he's so familiar to Denise. He couldn't imagine working at Whataburger. Unknown_03: i think that's what it is like it's is it autism or there's something there's something off with this guy right there's something like mentally a little bit peculiar right because it would be strange if it's autism he just needed you know what it is it's something that 4:29:30 Unknown_11: when he's away from home, he has nobody around with him. He probably does need some kind of familiarity. He needed his Ukrainian McDonald's to, to reground himself. So he got his job at, at Denny's to feel situated. Unknown_07: up and go back to work because it was two hours away from where i was staying so you know it was no point for me to actually go home especially if i got off work at 4 a.m and had to go back in 11 so i worked hard and i made sacrifices and i was able to get myself back in a comfortable environment i got my own apartment again 4:30:07 Unknown_07: I started to really just lift myself up and even my ex-wife, we became friends again. We talked and we never really had a rough relationship and we just, you know, still casually talked. So you're saying he says that Unknown_03: they never had a rough relationship. So I don't think it's like infidelity, you know, like I'm just, I'm like confused as to why this would have taken place. And then they're like unfriendly terms friction where it's like, there's frustrations and imagine like this guy, let's say he does something where he like, he doesn't flush after he goes poop. Unknown_11: Yeah. 4:30:44 Unknown_03: And then it's like, she tries to tell him like, you have to start fucking doing this. Unknown_11: It's just he can't do it because of it like his brain problem. Yeah, so eventually there's like a stepping points Like I can't fucking look at another doo-doo log in the toilet before I go pee. It's over Lack of ambition that he is just only working at fucking Denny's like I don't know Maybe it doesn't be kids or it's like she wants. Yeah, and he doesn't he doesn't feel like he can take care of kids Yeah, that kind of stuff that kind of boring stuff. Unknown_07: I other and it was great we had our dog and we shared gracie together even now we still continue so they have custody of the dog so that dalmatian that you see that he has like it's only half his yeah but like how do you divide that like is it weekends is it like three days weeks every other week yeah okay she comes up to the denny's to get like an omelet and then they trade off the dog 4:31:45 Unknown_11: Oh, man. Unknown_07: It's tough. Things started to get a little weary again because the world shut down. The world shut down. Sky can't catch a break. i know i was in a fork in the road i was making videos on youtube but it wasn't enough to actually live off of i needed my job and my job let me go uh because i left and i had to move back to pennsylvania i lost my seniority so they just had to make a business decision and since i was recently back and a lone man on the totem pole the uh owner was just like i'm sorry it's just business and 4:32:22 Unknown_03: And this is just how the pandemic fucked over so many people. Like there's so many people that probably just lost everything, like went homeless or fucking died. Like, holy fuck. Unknown_07: week package to you know leave and I just find another job so I started on I started looking around for jobs nobody would hire nobody would hire the world was shut down so I just kept on making some videos and when things started reopening again I was like okay I'm gonna start making videos and covering all these things reopening and I'm gonna present it in the happiest most positive lifting way that's how I want to do this from now on because I That's how I feel great. I want to be happy. I'm a full-time vlogger I make money off of people who watch videos and then they have ads on the videos and You watch the ads and that's how I get paid and I make a living off of it Oh, we're gonna have to stop for a second because my memory card ends. Hold on He feels the need to have to include that part like review bra also does that yeah, we'll talk about his memory card issues and dramatic and something life-changing just know that you can always pick yourself up don't there you go i mean i gave up on myself but i got back up i mean i got back up and i didn't stay down when a lot of people maybe would have stayed down and i'm so happy that i did and i am truly blessed i am hashtag blessed i have an apartment i have my dog she's amazing you have to make your way And, you know, things worked out for me. Good. And I'm just, I'm so happy about it. So, I can't believe we're here. Like, this is me living my dream life, my best life. 4:34:00 Unknown_07: And just knowing that I am somebody, maybe, to other people. I don't have a lot in life. Unknown_06: Somebody. Unknown_03: I have this. I have this channel. Unknown_07: This is my number one thing. I don't do anything else, really. Unknown_03: Oh, man. Unknown_03: This is it for him. Unknown_02: Well, we know how that feels. 4:34:33 Unknown_03: Anyway, that's Mr. Morrow's backstory, Josh. Thoughts? Unknown_03: Uh, pretty sad. Yeah. Unknown_02: know so even even for like haters like us like i think it's hard to actually dunk on him and his backstory and it's like i i think though it does make a lot of sense why he is the way he is listening to that like it's almost like a perfect origin story for him and why he is the way that he is but and i think that a lot of the disney adults uh are similar to that you know 4:35:09 Unknown_03: where they had like maybe a rough childhood and they're trying to reclaim it stuff like that uh do we want to do something else here quick just to make it a little bit less i have one one more video do let's do let's do one let's okay Unknown_11: They're both quick. We'll just do this. So she's getting married, Lena Galley, and she wants to share her, what do you call the thing that they wear the wedding, like the headband type thing. Unknown_11: Oops, sorry. Unknown_02: Let me put the audio back on. Unknown_02: I'm getting married in a couple of months and I've always wanted to have a fairway wedding dress. It's been my dream. So I think I found the perfect Mickey ears for my wedding. 4:35:56 Unknown_02: What the fuck? Unknown_02: These people are insane. Unknown_03: Like Bridal Veil. You're wearing that at your wedding. That's crazy. Unknown_11: Isn't it Vera Wong? Wang sounds kind of gruesome. Unknown_11: Remember, PPP, it's the happiest place in the world. Let's see a real reaction to going to Disney World. 4:36:28 Unknown_12: This is what dreams are made of Hey now There it is the castle brings her to tears overwhelmed Yeah Have you been sorry I forgot if I asked this Unknown_11: You've been to Universal for sure. Oh, yeah. I've been to Disney World a couple times. Are you an astronaut? Yeah. Were you brought to tears? Unknown_03: No. No. I hate to say it, but no. Unknown_02: No, in fact. Unknown_03: The one place I was was the Grand Canyon, where I was like, wow, I think I said that on the last show. Unknown_03: Really? I haven't been going to the Grand Canyon. You got to go. You got to go. It's just so me. Like it really is like, you know, puts Niagara Falls to shame, like big time, big time. I love the most beautiful several times. It's really nice, right? Like imagine that like times 10. It's just the sheer scale of the Grand Canyon, like the depth of it. Like you can watch, I said this on, I think this was on Aquino Casino, but I said you could watch a million videos of the Grand Canyon and you could never understand what it's like to actually be there. and like peer over the side and just see it like you just feel so small you feel so insignificant and it's just like the scale of grandeur in the universe and you know because i believe in god and stuff like that i'm like this is you know this is god's handiwork this is you know this is an incredible thing to witness you know it really was and i teared up looking at it i know exactly how that woman felt when she saw i know okay okay i think that's a wrap then all right that'll be it for the disney adult one a little bit different than ones that we've done uh before hopefully you guys enjoyed it i mean josh i think had i had a lot of fun just going through these and shouting at the disney adults with you but it's not like with the characters we're familiar with where we can do a big lore dump about them and you know, analyze every little detail of their lives. It's just kind of like short form reacting. So hopefully people enjoyed it. I hope you guys. People like it. If they're listening to this, buddy, they liked it. Don't worry about it. If they got to this point, they probably did, you know, but we'll see you guys on the next edition of the show. 4:38:50 Unknown_03: I wonder when we'll do that. Some point in April, you keep harassing me for this Easter religious religious content of a PPP who was a fucking pastor or whatever, a preacher man. Unknown_11: He can do it. Unknown_03: I no longer wish to do the religious spurking. You know what I mean? Like I just, I don't know. I just feel uncomfortable doing it because I don't really live that lifestyle anymore. Do you know? And so like, if I go into the whole like religious, like preacher, like this is how you should live and stuff like this. I just, I don't feel really right about it. And so I don't really like, I don't know. I, I still like doing maybe some of it as like a, like a character for effect and stuff like that. But I don't want to like seriously do the religious diatribe thing. That's just asking you to cast shame on people. 4:39:57 Unknown_11: We'll just go over it. If you want to, if people want to, you have to like comment, subscribe to this fucking video. If you want the Easter special, my thought is you just go over it and we both have, I have a much lesser connection to any kind of religious thing, but we both had, you know, religious family. And so I feel like it'd be so interesting because there is, there is no religious constant of the internet. I guess everyone feels like how you do. And it's just like, well, I can't talk about religion if I'm not like living this super pious lifestyle, but I think there's a hunger for it. At least the once-off thing. People hate it. The hunger for it. The soul hunger. They desire it. 4:40:31 Unknown_03: They need the gospel. They need the spiritual water that eternally quenches thirst. They need the spiritual food that they may never be hungry again, Josh. Unknown_02: And they need it delivered by a fat, retarded guy who showed his asshole in the owner of Kiwi fucking Farms. Unknown_03: He told us. Unknown_11: yeah man go do free spiritual guidance okay you don't have to look i'm not saying convert people you don't have to proselytize just like talk about it for a second um people will find interesting we'll see you surprised you'd be surprised what people want to hear from you keep twisting my arm about it so i may end up having to do it 4:41:19 Unknown_03: but uh i i don't know really what form that that'll take although with all these episodes we seem to just kind of throw it together last fucking minute so we'll see it's it's not it's not like rocket science not rocket surgery okay it can be short just do an hour or two people like it all right all right well we'll see you guys peace