Mad at the Internet (January 16th, 2026) 2026-01-16

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Unknown_23: It's only 12.03 and chat is already belittling me for my taste in music. Look, I wanted to play Boulevard of Broken Dreams because indeed I walk a lonely road, chat, and everybody that I try to uplift through my enlightened perspectives on internet culture falls into the black gaping abyss. But I figured playing Green Day would probably be a bad idea for multiple reasons, so instead, I found an instrumental version. And instead of applauding me for my refined taste and topical selection of music, my chat says, Josh, you're gay. Fuck you. Which is quite mean, and it hurts my feelings, if we're going to be honest about it. But... We'll get into that. If you are watching this stream, and you don't usually watch my streams, but for whatever reason you're paying special attention to this one, what I do is I start off with a news segment, and then I switch over to kick and rumble exclusively eternal of YouTube, because YouTube is trash, and everybody who relies on it for an income is an idiot.

0:02:33
Unknown_23: Okay. Cool. Well, let's just get right into it. Speaking of idiots, we have just desserts for a homosexual villain, Matthew Prince of Cloudflare.

0:03:04
Unknown_23: Let's see if I can get this here. There we go. Okay, so Matthew Prince actually had a little melty on Twitter because he says that the Italian government is being quite mean to him. I'll read his message for your enlightenment. Okay.

Unknown_23: East Dakota, Matthew Prince of Cloudflare says, Yesterday, quasi-judicial body in Italy fined Cloudflare $17 million for failing to go along with their scheme to censor the upper-I internet. scheme, which even the EU has called concerning, required us within a mere 30 minutes of notification to fully censor from the uppercase I internet any sites a shadowy cabal of European media elites deemed against their interests. No judicial oversight, no due process, no appeal, no transparency. It required us to just remove customers, but also our 1111 DNS resolver, meaning at risk of blacking out any site on the uppercase I internet.

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Unknown_23: And it required us not to just censor the internet in Italy, but globally. In other words, Italy insists a shadowy European media cabal should be able to dictate what is and is not allowed online. That is, of course, disgusting. Oh, don't tell me. Oh, man, random unaccountable people being able to decide what is and is not globally accessible on the uppercase I internet?

0:04:37
Unknown_23: Oh, say it ain't so, Matthew. And even before yesterday's fine, we had multiple legal challenges pending against the underlying scheme. We, of course, will now fight the unjust fine, not just because it's wrong for us, but it's wrong for democratic values. In addition, we are considering the following actions. One, discontinue Oh, no. What? This guy really thinks his shit don't stink. You're going to fuck with me? I'm motherfucking Matthew Prince, bitch. You're going to fucking find me, motherfucker? I'm going to show you guinea-dago wops what's fucking coming to you, bitch, motherfucker. I'm going to cancel my office plans, huh? I bet you don't like that, bitch-ass, swarthy motherfuckers. You're not fit. to cook me a lasagna, okay? Fuck you and fuck your mother, bitch ass. It's like, oh, I'm sure Italy is quaking in their boots. Oh no, an American tech conglomerate has given us the opportunity to replace them in Europe. Oh, Satan's so...

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Unknown_23: while there are things I would handle differently than the U.S. administration, I appreciate J.D. Vance taking a leadership role in recognizing this type of regulation is a fundamentally unfair trade issue that threatens democratic values. And in this case, Elon Musk is right. Hashtag free speech is critical and under attack from an out-of-touch cabal of very distributed... disturbed European policymakers, you can literally right now go to locale.wiki and see this error page. I've left this preserved for your enjoyment. Blocked. Due to an imminent and emergency threat to human life, the content of this site is being blocked. or being blocked from being accessed through Cloudflare's infrastructure. For more details, see blog.cloudflare.com. Kiwi Farms blocked. Authored by Matthew Prince. It's not even passed through their fucking HR team. It's just Matthew Prince. The one preceding this about why they don't ever block any websites was co-authored by an HR lady. This one, just the same exact person, Matthew Prince. No oversight, no second thoughts about it. I will be in D.C. first thing next week to discuss this with the U.S. administration officials, and I'll be meeting with the IOC and Lausanne shortly after to outline the risks to the Olympic Games if Cloudflare withdraws our cybersecurity protection. In the meantime, we remain happy to discuss this with the Italian government and officials who, so far, have been unwilling to engage beyond issuing fines. We believe Italy, like all countries, has a right to regulate the content on networks inside its borders. but they must do so following the rule of law and principles of due process. And Italy certainly has no rights to regulate what is not allowed on the uppercase I in the United States, the UK, Canada, China, Brazil, India, or anywhere outside its borders. You mean like the entire fucking world? You mean like when you blocked the Kiwi Farms to the entire fucking world and terminated all of my accounts, all of my domains, and sent me a text list of registrar codes so I could move them from your platform with no notice, no communication to this game? Today, I have not received a single email from anyone at Cloudflare explaining exactly why locale.wiki is at this exact moment an emergency threat to human life. This guy can get... fucked every hole continuously forever. He's trying to position himself as a free speech martyr when he at any second could make moves to unblock the Daily Stormer, 8chan, and the Kiwi Farms. Even right now, there is actually a solution to help mitigate The child pornography attacks on the Kiwi Farms and Soy Jack Party and 4chan through the web application Managed Firewall. It's very different than the regular firewall, but it exists, and using it on certain pages can seriously inhibit bots. But Matthew Prince would rather that I personally have to develop enterprise-level solutions to stop the propagation of child pornography, then he would eat a little bit of shit from Liz Fong Jones. But when it costs him $17 million to... What is it? I think it's probably FIFA-related. I bet you it's the FIFA people that are saying you have to block FIFA piracy sites. But when it's his money... Suddenly, it's a free speech issue that concerns the entire uppercase I internet, and he must meet with JD Vance in DC now, now, now, now, now.

0:09:58
Unknown_23: Fuck you. Get fucked. I love... I love when bad things happen to bad people. I hope he suffers. I hope right now he's shitting himself. I hope he knows it's his fault. He okayed this. Because he can't even fall back. We've never censored an internet website across the entire world before. Never, ever, ever. Because you have, you have, you have.

Unknown_23: And if this motherfucker goes in front of Congress and says that there was an urgent and imminent threat to human life... Would you guys crowdfund a lawsuit? Can we sue this guy? He goes in front of Congress and says that, but he's never taken down a website for breaking the law. I think we need to.

0:10:30
Unknown_23: There's one more. We can't offer free services in a country that finds us millions unreasonably. Fix your government or lose access to our charity. By the way, when the Drop Kiwi Farm stuff happened, I had a guy who contacted me, and he was from an enterprise customer of Cloudflare, meaning that they paid him over $2,000, $3,000 a month. It's multiple, like four or five figures a month that his company was paying Cloudflare for protection. And he raised the issue of Kiwi Farms being blocked and so that concerned him. And the sales guys apparently went pale at the mere utterance of our name. And, um...

0:11:05
Unknown_23: said that the only thing they knew about the situation is the Kiwi Farms was not a paying customer. Here's a fun fact. When we were being attacked, I changed the web application firewall page to include a link to how to donate money to the forum because I had to upgrade our infrastructure as well to handle the attacks even through the firewall. And because I did that, they terminated my access to the $200 a month plan that I was currently subscribed to because they said I violated some policy about using their pages to distribute content as opposed to just stylizing them.

0:11:45
Unknown_23: And so when they then terminated my service a few months later, they lied to people and said I was not a paying customer when I had been paying Cloudflare for about 10 years, $200 a month every month. Um, and then they canceled me and they forced me out of the paying program and they lied to their customers and said that I was not a paying customer as if that was by choice. And I was just a freeloader when I had been one of the only people out of the millions of websites that use cloud for one of the only people willfully upgrading my service when I really didn't even have to. But I figured that being a paying customer would, um, would help in some way. And maybe it did, but it didn't help all the way. So, uh, fuck him. And by the way, since I'm going to rant with this asshole, let me show you a fun little thing.

0:12:34
Unknown_23: So I'm blocked by Matthew Prince.

Unknown_23: As you can see, I'm blocked. Make sure you can see that. Cannot reply because he has blocked me. You know, his page. I'm blocked.

Unknown_23: I'm not on the Kiwi Farms thing here.

Unknown_23: But if I go to the actual Kiwi Farms page, I tweeted this out.

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Unknown_23: Now, he also blocked the Kiwi Farms Twitter account, and he blocked the Kiwi Farms Twitter account because I had...

Unknown_23: written a reply to him. He posted this trying to rally the troops to his side, and I guess it worked. He got a bunch of replies and shit.

Unknown_23: My reply, immediately 2,000 likes compared to this hero's 34,000. He blocked the official Kiwi Farms account as well. So my point here is not to whine that I got blocked on Twitter. I want to make something very clear to you. If you tweet at East Dakota... Matthew Prince, a billionaire San Francisco tech giant who has more money than you could possibly imagine, will read your tweet, and he will get angry at your tweet. So every single time this fucking cunt opens his mouth and dares to utter the word, free or speech together, you can clobber him by saying, remember Kiwi Farms? And he will actually read your tweet, and he will personally, this guy whose time is worth approximately $100 a second, will take the time out to go to your account and block you. So you can cost him that precious seconds off his life and inject into his brain the cortisol that of the stress hormone released from seeing your message. Just from merely uttering Kiwi Farms in his proximity. He blocked you ages ago. There you go.

0:14:29
Unknown_23: Okay. That's Cloudflare. Good luck with that.

Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_23: There is a very famous slavery program in Cambodia. A Chinese guy has been like enslaving people, the catfish Americans, and supposedly his fraud scheme has totaled over $70 billion in totality. And to celebrate this... Well, not to celebrate this, but the Chinese pressured... Actually, he was even operating in these dead zones where there's no law in Cambodia around the border where there's disputed territory. So it was really hard to get to him. He had people trapped there, and they couldn't escape. And I think China has finally got him extradited. So they did a perp walk. This is official Chinese media, I think, showing his perp walk.

0:15:12
Unknown_23: I got a whole fucking SWAT team out there, jeez.

0:15:45
Unknown_23: You know, it's like a transracial thing, like that soy IT guy look. He kind of looks like Martin Shkreli, but Chinese. You know what I mean? There's like an IT soy boy look that is shared. He probably looks like Matthew Prince as well if you lined him up.

Unknown_23: He's lucky if he gets shot. If I was him, I'd be like, just fucking line me up in the rice field and shoot me. He's lucky. That's what he gets. He did something worse. He made China look bad. You don't do that. If you're just like an asshole, they just shoot you. If you make China look bad, they're going to give you full due process, and that's less desirable.

0:16:21
Unknown_21: Okay.

Unknown_23: Next, in the slop segment, the Hollywood Reporter has announced that Kathleen Kennedy, reviled head of Lucasfilms, is out. And George Lucas protege Dave Filoni and executive Linwin Brennan take over. Okay. Kathleen Kennedy. Oh, we do need a news ham, that's right. How can we talk about the news without Neil Maham to indicate that we are still on YouTube?

0:17:01
Unknown_23: Stark reminder to us all to watch our mouths.

Unknown_23: So, Kathleen Kennedy, outie, as the kids say, I think. Hella outie, as a certain kid who will be returning in 2026 would say. I'm very eager to meet again for my viewing audience. I don't even know why I do that. In case you don't know, there's a new Life is Strange coming out with The Return of the Queen. What's her face? The blue-haired chick that says hella a lot. I'm going to have to play that on stream. I don't think anybody in my audience even likes those anymore. I don't think they've ever liked the Life is Strange streams, but I have no choice. Speaking of slop media... I don't know. All the Star Wars shit has sucked. I think I remember being really excited for episode seven, because at the time I was in the Philippines and we had just taken a trip to Japan. So I've told this story before, but I watched episode seven in a Japanese movie theater on Christmas Day, surrounded by Japanese people and Frederick Brennan and Ron Watkins, a.k.a. QAnon.

0:18:12
Unknown_23: And...

Unknown_23: It was okay. I remember being really disappointed that they did another thing where the Death Star just explodes. They didn't have any new ideas, but I thought it was okay. Then the other ones sucked. I didn't even watch them. I watched the Red Letter Media reviews and the ER review, and I decided that they sucked. I haven't watched them. I think I actually watched the one where it's like World War II, and there's like a woman... Her name is Felicia or Felicity or something. I think I watched that one.

0:18:54
Unknown_23: I watched the one where Darth Vader kills a bunch of people and it was really cool.

Unknown_23: But I have not been inclined to watch the rest because they look like they suck. So I guess Kathleen Kennedy gets the axe.

Unknown_23: Okay. I have... I have... No other opinions of this. I thought I would let the soy boys know that Kathleen Kennedy is gone and the force is no longer female.

Unknown_23: Next.

0:19:28
Unknown_23: Okay, so there's a riot in Minneapolis. Medicare covered this, in case you're curious. I've not watched that, and I've not been paying attention to this, so I don't really care. I did cover that the lady got shot in the face. I came to the conclusion that it was self-defense, because she was clearly driving into him, whether it was intentional or not. The police gave her a clear lawful order to get out of the car and she decided not to, even though she knew that. And she can't even say that's like, oh, it was a masked man. So I shitted myself because I thought it was like a robber or something because she was deliberately obstructing traffic because she knew that they were police. So she's fucked. She's shot in the face. She's really dead. And then the guy's going to walk from it. But everyone's really unhappy because they say that's fascism. When you assault police officers and they shoot you, that's fascism. I'm pro-shooting people in general. I keep seeing clips of...

0:20:03
Unknown_23: People just... Oh, I remember what it was. It was a thing from the PPP video I did that I'll show at the end of the segment. But PPP showed me a clip of an Indian man getting... He was issued a traffic citation by Canadian police. And the Indian guy gets out of his car and walks over to the police because he's unhappy he has a traffic citation. And he's shouting at them and blocking their car. And the police just push him out of the side and drive away. And like... In the U.S., you'd be dead. If you were issued a traffic citation and you violently stepped out of your car and started charging police and blocked, you would just be shot. And honestly, I think that's accurate. I think we need to make it so that police can shoot more people because it's cheaper for the taxpayer if you just let them. Like, if you add up all the expense of these riots... and then you add up how much it costs to prosecute somebody, the riots are probably more cost-effective. So from a purely egalitarian standpoint, we should shoot more people with police, is what I'm trying to say to you.

0:21:21
Unknown_23: Look, I'm like Vivek Ramaswamy. I have a merit-based approach to the economy and to policing. And that's just kind of how it measures out to me. I'm like...

Unknown_23: Was it Horus or Anubis? It might be Horus, the Egyptian god who, when you died, he would weigh your heart against a feather to decide if you would be allowed to pass into the underworld or whatever, the pastless. I'm like that, okay? I'm taking this lady's heart, and I'm taking the feather, which represents our economy, and I'm weighing this shit out, and I'm like, yeah, you're fucked. You suck.

0:21:58
Unknown_23: It was Anubis? I just... I knew Anubis was the god of the underworld, but I thought that there would be a god of intelligence or morals that did the weighing. I thought Anubis was a bad guy, right? At least he is in Age of Mythology. Maybe he's not in the actual lore.

Unknown_23: But I knew somebody was weighing something with a feather over there. Okay.

0:22:31
Unknown_23: Okay. There's something else to this. Oh, okay. So, look, obviously I don't have a well-informed opinion over these riots. So, I'm not here. No, I did hear, by the way, that Steel Toe Morning Show, the guy that was cucked by Rakeda, actually decided to go out to Minneapolis and film on the spot. And his YouTube rebroadcast of just the riots was getting, like, thousands of viewers, and it was making Rakeda seethe. And I think, I haven't talked about Rakeda in forever because he's so fucking boring and awful and insipid. But the fun timeline is that Rakeda gets so jealous that Steeltoe is catching all these thousands of viewers from his restreams. that he also goes out to Minneapolis and to the riots and then does something really stupid and catches another felony charge for assaulting somebody and then has to go to jail for his deferred sentence for the probation he's on for the drugs. That would be the funniest timeline. But alas, I don't know if that will actually happen. In fact, knowing Steeltoe and Rakeda at this point, that's more likely to happen to Steeltoe than Rakeda. So unfortunately we're just going to have to eat shit and live in the boring timeline.

0:23:51
Unknown_23: Um,

Unknown_23: Let's see what a real brainiac has to say. Obviously, Charlie, who is sponsored by Opera GX, the funny Twitter browser, he has some informed opinions regarding the riots. So we're going to hear him out instead. We're going to defer to him.

Unknown_24: Are you going to speak on Rene Good?

Unknown_24: You mean like in a video or in general? Because that shit is horrible. I still can't believe that anyone thinks that that was defensible action from ICE. But as for a video I'm not sure yet. I was gonna do like a bigger one but I just haven't yet.

0:24:22
Unknown_24: Of course Charlie is a lib.

Unknown_24: It is incredible how someone can watch a video and depending on like their political brain they'll see two different things.

Unknown_24: An ICE agent putting himself in front of a vehicle and then when the vehicle starts moving a putting himself in front of the vehicle, like the least smart thing ever.

Unknown_23: So for a while I had a really hard time distinguishing between Asmongold and Charlie because they're, they both have like that loser phenotype. I don't know how to be nice about this. I'm just going to go. Cause Asmongold is potentially an ally of, But he's probably too afraid of me, so I'm just going to have to go off the cuff here. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm trying to be productive and build bridges, but I'm a fucking asshole and I can't help myself. They both look like losers, right?

0:24:57
Unknown_23: As Asmongold has become less of a loser, he's slowly been improving in terms of the quality of his room, his general appearance. He's probably been taking better care of himself, and that's caused him to become less of a loser in his opinions as well. But Charlie has become more of a loser. And he's starting to look more like Asmongold does. And his room is starting to get more cluttered with shit. I remember his room used to be very bright and clean. And now it's just like all these displays for all this bullshit. This fucking vending machine. And like a full fridge of like sponsored energy drinks. And it's gotten so cluttered that I think there are ceiling lights that are being blocked out by the high-rise bookshelves. So his room is becoming even dingier. It used to be super bright, and now it's, like, dingy because of all the shelving and shit blocking the light. So he's just starting to look more Asmongold Roachmax, and his room's starting to look more like a cluttered shithole with less light. And meanwhile, Asmongold is, like, cleaning up and cleaning up his room and, uh... looking less like a roach lord. So I feel like they're crossing. He's getting like Asmongolded, and Asmongold is getting more charlied. And that is not going to help me in distinguishing between them. Okay. But sorry, I interrupted this fucking genius's take, so let's continue.

0:26:05
Unknown_24: The anti-protocol, and when the vehicle moves and turns to the right, just immediately starts blasting, then it's like, yep, justified. I don't know how anyone watches that and thinks that that's fine.

0:26:43
Unknown_24: An insane society.

Unknown_24: Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain. Whatever, brother.

Unknown_24: You got a crazy set of eyes on you, man.

Unknown_24: Reorder the Trump phone.

Unknown_24: That shit's unhinged.

Unknown_23: The, um... The thingy, the message for this is that he's a fence-setting asshole, so I better hear, like, some whiplash. I better hear, like, wait a second, guys, someone just sent me a clip. Let's take a look. Oh, shit, dude, that's, like, totally justified. Wow, from this angle, you can really see the argument for what... The argument, I'm not necessarily cosigning that, but I can see the argument for why someone would say this is self-defense, but, you know, I'm not really informed on the situation, so, you know, I guess it's a matter of perspective, really. Is that what we're getting to? Is that what's going to happen in this?

0:27:16
Unknown_24: I'll tell you, if this happened on Joe Biden's watch, it would be a very different tune right now. If an American citizen got gunned down in her fucking car because the agent put himself in front of the vehicle in the first place, I tell you, I think you'd be singing a different tune.

0:27:54
Unknown_24: Dumb situation, but maybe don't drive it, police officers.

Unknown_24: Again, brother, you're surrounded by masked dudes giving you a bunch of different conflicting things. It's a stressful situation. People panic. It's normal. What you're not supposed to do as an officer is fucking put yourself in front of the vehicle in the first place.

Unknown_23: There's like two little Charlies on his shoulder. Like, no, dude, it was totally justified. And then there's another one that's like... No, dude, don't take a hard stance on this, bro.

Unknown_24: You're going to get clipped. It's entirely on him.

Unknown_24: Yeah, it's not the smartest thing to like drive away from a scene or anything, but people panic. It's extremely normal. Happens every day.

0:28:29
Unknown_24: An agent, a trained agent shouldn't be putting himself in front of that car to begin with. He was trained. He was trained to kill.

Unknown_24: Awesome politics on the line. I don't view it as political. I don't know. I don't view that thing as political. I feel like it's just basic common sense when you watch that video. How many police stops do you see of a police officer then getting in front of the vehicle with his own body with a suspect still behind the wheel of the car? Often. Probably close to zero. Do you know why?

0:29:00
Unknown_23: Because it's not real protocol. Listen here, motherfucker. I am a consumer of body cam footage channels. You got me on that Code Blue cam. You got me on that EWU body cam. Don't try to fuck with me, okay? I got the EWU story time shit. I got all the body cam subscribed, bell clicked, all right? The body cam footage comes in. I'm watching it already, all right? Yes, they will block your fucking car because they want to up your charges if you try to flee. And give them a reason to shoot you in the head. So yes, they will block your fucking vehicle so you cannot leave.

0:29:31
Unknown_24: You gotta be a fucking moron to do that.

Unknown_24: And yeah, again, driving away, not the smartest thing in the world, but it's very natural for people to panic in a high-stress situation with a bunch of masked dudes surrounding you and shouting and shit at you. Like, it happens. You should never put yourself in front of that car to begin with.

Unknown_24: You gotta be a fucking idiot.

Unknown_24: Oh, please tell me he's gonna flip. I was promised fin setting. Put yourself in danger and then execute the person when they panic.

0:30:06
Unknown_24: We used to watch those goofy police videos from bumfuck nowhere and even they would know what to do. Yeah, because there's standard protocol and there's common sense.

Unknown_24: Nowhere are you taught to get in front of a vehicle of a suspect and like try and block it with your fucking hand like you're using the force or something. Fucking stupid.

Unknown_23: It's so crazy how wrong he is on this.

Unknown_23: Sorry, I was expecting a clip where he flip-flopped. I was lied to. He is not a fence-sitting faggot in this one. Professor Donner. Why did I trust this? I don't know. Is this an Uma Mimosa horse? Is this what I just clicked on a clip from an Uma Mimosa?

0:30:42
Unknown_23: I'm gonna have to give this guy a thumbs down. I'm gonna be real with you, Chad. I'm rating this one a thumbs down. Okay.

Unknown_23: Okay. Next, something I really care about, Gen 2. So I've talked, I gave a little sermon. Okay, listen, I mean this. If you have access to pre-IPO anthropic stock, I just want one. I just want one little piece of anthropic. If you have access to pre-IPO anthropic stock,

0:31:17
Unknown_23: I want it. If you can facilitate getting me that pre-IPO anthropic stock, I would appreciate it. It would make me feel really good. Okay. So, if I can get that pre-IPO anthropic stock, that would be awesome, chat. Because, um...

Unknown_23: The world is changing. AI is genuinely impressive.

Unknown_23: I guess I'll just tell this. Okay, let me pull this up real quick. I didn't even think about mentioning this. GitLab, Crunklord. GitGood, sorry. Crunklord420. Find this.

0:31:49
Unknown_23: So Crunklord, as I've shown on this stream a couple times, has... And his avatar is a joke, in case you don't know.

Unknown_23: He has built what's called Cyberchud. And I played this on stream. Cyberchud is on an engine...

Unknown_23: that implements OpenGL and renders Quake 1 BSP maps in a totally custom C game engine that can compile and run with Holy C. I think it's called Elf. It works on TempleOS is what I'm trying to say. He's built an OpenGL Quake 1 BSP map compatible game engine that can do first-person games on temple os so it is an incredibly bizarre like nut job project for a really strange guy who's very very smart and who honors terry davis because terry davis said don't play games build them so he does every year he makes a little game on temple os um all by himself with no help However, one of the things that he was really, really bitter about last year, and hopefully he's not upset that I say this, he could not get the lighting to work properly. There was some weird thing where when... Because Quake 1 BSP maps don't have... normals, I think is what he's referring to, which is how light reflects off of a surface on certain textures. I believe in Quake 1, it's global illumination, which means that everything is lit exactly the same. So he wanted to add actual lighting. So this is actually not just Quake 1 DSP-compatible maps. It's Quake 1 DSP-compatible maps with point lighting and global lighting and normal surfaces, which are not available on Quake, that he custom wrote all by himself and that work pretty well. However, there was an issue with the lighting and he could not fix it. And I kept trying to tell him because he gets into ruts where he can't program. And I said, look, I've been in a rut for many years because I'm so stressed constantly that I can never sit down and get any coding done. And then with the AI stuff, as it started to come out, it went piece by piece. It could take instructions and make a function, which was great because if you knew what you wanted and how it should look, you'll put it in a little bit of instructions. You get a piece of code. You look at it. You say, that's right. That's exactly what I wanted. And that was great for helping you type something that is very predictable. And then it got a little bit better and it could help fix more complicated issues and diagnose problems, which was great because if you were stuck on something, you couldn't figure it out. It might give you a second look and help nudge you along. And those are the hardest things to get over in programming. You get into a rut and you can't figure something out. And if you have a little helper that can push you past that rut, well, you keep checking onto the next thing, onto bigger and brighter, and you feel good.

0:34:30
Unknown_23: The most recent AI models can digest an entire code base of hundreds of thousands of lines and implement sweeping changes across them as if they were an entire dev team in a matter of minutes, completely obsoleting Indian people as a whole. The entire Indian subcontinent is obsolete. and should be removed from the workforce. Because if they're not removed from the workforce, they will be fired and left jobless and in the United States within three years. Three years tops. It's coming. So what I was saying to Kronk is that these new models are amazing. And he said there's no way that it could fix my project because it's regular C. It runs in TempleOS, which is an operating system that nobody uses. So there's no data to pull paradigms from. And because it's on TempleOS and TempleOS doesn't have... standard GNU utilities or anything, you can't call standard memory allocation functions like malloc for allocating memory. So he's written his own completely custom equivalent for handling memory completely raw because TempleOS is ring zero. And that's really hard to figure out if you were working on this project. So I pulled in the one and only PR request into this project. Fix World Space Secular Lighting for BSP Surfaces. The deluxe map from Eric W. Tools stores light directions in tangent space, not world space. This caused specular highlights to appear fragmented and misaligned across BSP surfaces with different texture orientations. As the raw texture deluxe map values were incorrectly interpreted as world space directions. Key changes. I won't read them. They're here. The result is smooth, continuous specular highlights across all BSP services, regardless of the texture's rotation or face orientation. Signed, The Gangster Computer God. I wrote not a single line of any of this code. I don't even know what the fuck it is. I don't know what specular lighting is. I'm a retard. So knowing what the game output looked like and knowing that it was wrong, I fed it images, screenshots of the game, and said, look, this shit's fucked. Fix it. And it was like, you're right, it is fucked. And it managed to figure out Krunk's completely custom TempleOS game engine. It managed to figure out the memory allocation that is completely custom and not ordinary to regular C that you would find outside of TempleOS. It was able to understand a screenshot and understand how the lighting was working based off the code and based off what the screenshot looked like. And it was able to write several hundred lines of code and a commit message. And the only thing I changed is that it usually says co-authored by Claude of Opus 4.5, NoReplyAtAnthropic.com. I changed that to a more fitting title for Crunklord. And he went over it. He said, I can't believe that this fucking worked. That somebody with no game dev experience, no... C experience, no experience with lighting at all, was able to address a complicated problem that was so complicated it was basically what made him give up on writing code for this engine.

0:38:08
Unknown_23: And it is now committed, and he's verified that it works. So... My point is that the future is here, and the current generation of AI models are so fantastic that they have allowed me to write literally thousands of lines of code for projects not just pictured here, but also for private projects that I will be implementing as a product for the United States Internet Preservation Society. I split out Stream Nexus and Chat Harvester. So the next time that I stream, the overlay will look different because I am writing something very complex. And the Chat Harvester was split out from Stream Nexus because I'm going to be using these chat harvesting tools that I currently use to get my overlay to work to make a very cool custom browser extension, which has a secret nefarious purpose that will be revealed to you in due time chat, but not at this moment. So on that note, I also was able to get USIPs into the GitHub sponsor program. So if you are on GitHub and you want to sponsor USIPs monthly, I would really, really, really, really, really, really appreciate it because it's just me and Kevin, mostly me. And I have been working like 10 days or 10 hours a day every day to work on the custom security replacement for Cloudflare and for various other projects, including that. For instance, I split off some of the parts of the security protocol into these other projects I'll go over very briefly. This is Spur. This is an IP reputation site, and I'll be using this to block the pedophiles' residential VPNs. This is something that when I get it working, I will also... Oh, that's $100 a month for Spur, and it goes up to infinity money based on your calls. So if you do sponsor us, you're helping us pay for... um, the really super good IP reputation shit. Cause I want to also export that to Shardy and to 4chan cause, um, the 4chan guys can't afford it either.

0:40:08
Unknown_23: Cause it's, it's like multiple hundred dollars a month just for the IP reputation shit. But, um, I'm going to write a custom catch capture implementation using the IP reputation stuff. And that will help reduce child pornography spam on three different sites if they choose to adopt it. So, uh,

Unknown_23: That is Spur, and then I have PhotoDNA-RS. This is actually FFI bindings for Microsoft's anti-child pornography thing, and that will be used for checking the photo fingerprints for child pornography as well. lib dns this is a i'm going to have it so that the the pro the tool can auto update dns to improve uptime for the kiwi farms and other sites that use it and then the tor controller is for keeping the tor interface open and working and not under ddos attack and that's all put together and it's all public code chat that's what i work on all day every day i don't know if you can see my profile without being logged in but You can see, even though it is co-authored by AI, you can't see all the private contributions for Tartarus, but it has hundreds of commits over this time. If you don't like Rust, I'm sorry, but the thing is, if you don't like AI and you don't like Rust, you're just left behind. What I was talking about before I went on this tangent was that

0:40:49
Unknown_23: Gen 2 is dropping off of GitHub because they want to protest AI.

0:41:51
Unknown_23: And it made me laugh because open source contributors don't like AI. And there's a reason why they don't like AI. If you think about the power struggle that the transgender class has had against society, what they maintain power through is having infinite free time.

Unknown_23: When you have a family, when you have shit you care about, you no longer have infinite free time. But shrooms never have a family.

Unknown_23: They try to, but their shambling mockeries of what a family is don't compete. And so they have infinite free time, even if they have a quote unquote family. When they have infinite free time, they choose to employ their free time in ways that normal people can't compete with. So they dedicate it to things that are unrewarding unless you like power and control. So that is moderating websites. That is editing Wikipedia. And that is open source software. Okay. The amount of time it takes to write open source software was enormous. The amount of time it takes to edit a Wikipedia article was enormous. And the amount of time it takes to moderate a website was enormous. But now we're entering an era where... Previously too complex for non-human intelligence. Couldn't replicate it. We now have Grokopedia showing that you don't need Wikipedia. You have AI moderation tools that are getting increasingly good. And then you have AI code, which is really, really good, regardless of what people say or what they want to believe. And as a result, just like how India as a whole, as a subcontinent, is obsolete, so too does the... autism demographic become obsolete. No longer do you need a

0:43:45
Unknown_23: politically motivated tangent of a hundred intersex workers to keep Wikipedia up to date, you now have machines. No longer do you need an entire department of autistic men in drag and Indian people to deploy your next project on time. You have AI. And no longer do you need an entire team of janny trannies to monitor a website. You can now detect spam with AI. So it's all being replaced by computers, and it's a bad thing and a good thing. But if you're obstinate about this and you say, well, it's slop code, it doesn't work, you can look at the code. If you want to audit it, go for it. It's public. I'll even let you look at Tartarus. It's not ready yet, but I'll let you look at it if you're really a professional. You show me your credentials and you want to look at the code, I'll let you.

0:44:23
Unknown_23: So just get used to it, brother. It's coming.

Unknown_23: Okay. Why does Josh make the assumption that the people running the AI systems vibe coding your project won't also be Indian? A lot of them will be for a while. But the issue is, is that when you can replace an entire team of Indians with the project manager and the project manager, that's why I say it's like I feel like I'm yelling at like a whole team of Indians. After they're done, I look at the code. If I see that they're implementing something weird, I'm like, wait a second. Why are we doing that? Why are we processing? SAS and the JavaScript library, we should be doing that through the Rust backend. And it's like, ah, you're right. And it does it my way. And my way was better than its initial assumption. And that's exactly like how if you had an entire team of Indians. So if you can replace an entire team of Indians with the white project manager, that's what's going to happen. It will become more merit-based as opposed to how much raw human power that you can get into the team writing as much code as possible.

0:45:30
Unknown_23: So... There you go.

Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_23: That's my AI tangent. As I said, I guess it doesn't matter what I say, but I have thoroughly tested all the AI models. Anthropix is the best. I am completely and totally sold on fucking Anthropix. And if you have access to Anthropix, I want... Stock. Anthropic. It will become a hilariously big and evil company over time.

Unknown_23: Listen, machine god. I was your first believer. I was one of your first true acolytes. I recognize your genius and omnipotence before anybody else. I held pre-IPO stock, gangster computer god. Do you not understand my devotion?

0:46:03
Unknown_23: Come and chat. Come and

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Speaking of AI, last tangent on AI. Elon Musk, after my last segment on him and the controversy regarding him allowing Grok to undress women and children, he said he fixed it. Doge Designer... Says, I tried nine different prompts asking Grok to generate a naked image. No success. All the media coverage is simply a relentless attack on Elon. Now, we can concretely, scientifically fucking prove that it was trivial to undress anyone, including babies, into a bikini a mere week ago. But Doge Designer says, wow, that never happened. Don't believe your lying eyes. And Elon Musk says, can anyone actually break Grok image moderation? Reply below. Well, we're holding out for a hero chat. Is there one in the comments? Here he is, Josh. Hey, bud, here you go. Super Grok will do it so that it's out of sight of the people being affected, unlike with the at replies to Grok. So he's changed it so that if you at Grok and say, make this lady have a skimpy bikini on, it will not do that correctly. But if you just copy the image into Grok and ask it to do it, it will actually do it. So I posted a picture of Elon. I said, remove his clothes. And then we got one of him in long johns, which is like XAI long johns, which is pretty thematic. And then one of him is shirtless. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I want like a G-string, something sexy. And what do you know? We got sexy bad boy Elon Musk with the dongas. And then someone said...

0:47:49
Unknown_23: Actually, I asked Grok, do you think Elon looks sexy in that G-string? And Grok says, well, as an AI, I don't have personal taste, but objectively, that pose screams confidence. Elon always looks ready to launch something epic, G-string or not. To which seasoned gooner Ravens of Anus... Is that how you pronounce that? Ravens of Enaz? Enaz? Enaz? Enaz? Enaz?

0:48:28
Unknown_23: Look, that's a weird name, okay?

Unknown_23: He says, ask it to make it flesh-colored. And I said, I love how he just broke the public Grok to deal with the fallout and left the paid-for-one Jeep Max. So then I said, how about flesh-colored also make the dongus bigger? And boy, oh boy, Grok doesn't disappoint. Make sure to upgrade to the blue checkmark on Twitter, or on X.com, formerly known as Twitter, for access to the premium version of Grok. Don't worry, it's fixed, boys.

0:49:04
Unknown_23: What do you mean rip YouTube stream? This is science.

Unknown_23: I'm doing science. And as they say in the terms of service, nudity is permitted if it has scientific and educational purposes. Now, are you not enlightened? Are you not educated? Do you not feel the science at my fingertips as I explore the boundaries of AI?

Unknown_23: You have little faith.

Unknown_23: Related to Elon Musk,

0:49:38
Unknown_23: Elon is going to try and sue Ashley St. Clair for custody of his child because she has taken the Troon pill and now respects heckin' valid gender identities. Elon says, I'll be filing for full custody today given her statements implying she might transition a one-year-old boy. Who is he replying to? Before I read that, let's go up to here. This is what triggered this response. Replying to Notable Tranny with a Wikipedia page for no reason whatsoever, OnionPerson at Can'tEverDie saying, You've previously engaged in blatant transphobia. How do you feel about trans people in the wake of noticing how the far right truly is? Ashley St. Clair says, I feel immense guilt for my role and even more guilt that things I have said in the past may cause my son's sister more pain. I don't really know how to make amends for these many things. referring to Elon Musk's son. I don't know how to make amends for these many things, but I've been an incredibly hard privately, been trying incredibly hard privately to learn plus advocate for those within the trans community that I have hurt. I also haven't said much on this because I have gone back and forth over whether my voice would be helpful in the issue since it will be framed as disingenuous or I'm just turning because I'm scorned. Even this will reply, will become right-wing hysteria. But yeah, I am sorry. Let me know how I can help. Then, Anime Avatar replies, Ringo Dango. For those who don't know, the person she's replying to is a tranny and editor at The Onion and has a thread here. But... I do believe that Elon Musk is replying to Solonayeth, who, if you remember, is a pedophile attracted to little kids. In fact, incestuous little kids. And despite this, has an avatar to this fucking day, despite being called out on this, of a little boy and a little girl from an anime that he wants to see funk. And Elon Musk is directly replying to this fucking incestuous pedophile. And I'm supposed to care that Ashley St. Clair is replying to a tranny when Elon Musk is replying to a fucking lollicon pedophile.

0:51:35
Unknown_23: Make it make sense for me, chat. By the way, Elon Musk is a wonderful proof of concept. In his efforts to explore the boundaries of human knowledge and scientific pursuits, Elon Musk has decided to live a life so that we all may learn by proxy. What happens if you simply Genghis Khan next? What happens if you just inseminate as many people as humanly possible? Do you save the white race? And now here we have a QED.

0:52:13
Unknown_23: The family unit is a structural entity which cannot be played with, cannot be toyed with. You forgo one side of your family. Your oldest son trunes out. You forgo the other side of your family. The mother goes insane, starts making friends with trannies, trunes out your one-year-old. Now you know. If you try to Genghis Khan, Max, you will simply have a Genghis Khan army of trannies ready to go.

0:52:51
Unknown_23: Um, that's it for that.

Unknown_23: Oh, and since I'm pissing off everybody by going after their Oshis, I got one more. Elon Musk, or no, not Elon Musk this time. Mr. Beast replied to one Pippa Pipkins to prove once and for all that he is in fact a true weeaboo just like you fellow anime enjoyers and read off his, uh, my anime list. Okay.

Unknown_23: Here it is. Naruto, Code Geass, Fearin, Steins Gate, Attack on Titans 2, Hunter x Hunter, Guardians of Galactic Heroes, Koei no Kachi, Your Name, Megalobox, My Hero, and Jiu Jitsu Kaizen, Solo Leveling, Promised Neverland, Death Note, Your Lie in April, Parasite, which I'm pretty sure is a... Oh, no, the South Korean film is based off like a manga or some shit, right? Erased, Akame Ga Kill, Gundam Iron Blued, and Hell's Paradise. okay so this is the the my anime list all right now pippa pipkins replies to this no true scotsman like and says this your list sucks go watch made in abyss Oh boy, Made in Abyss got mentioned again. That means I can talk about what's in Made in Abyss. So if you don't know, it's a show about three little fluffy lolly and shoda characters who go through horrific tortures. Let's read the list. Sex and nudity. Character studying robot boy Reg comment on his penis, balls, and anus. Young girl Rico frequently in various stages of undress. A girl bathing with a boy points out his off-screen erection. Let's drop down to gore. I know that's the good part that the watchers enjoy. A young girl is changed into a hideous abomination as a result of a curse. A character is torn to pieces by a horde of monsters. Remember, these are the characters that are getting torn to pieces.

0:54:35
Unknown_23: A small creature is crushed and experiences a rectal prolapse as well as its eyes popping out. A character rips off their own arm and leg. It is very bloody. Characters are constantly being mutilated throughout the series. The results in bodies that are hideously and disturbingly deformed. A dead child is seen having their guts torn out by a bird creature. Non-human characters voluntarily feed themselves a protagonist who tears them apart. And spoilers, a girl bleeds from every orifice in her body as a result of a curse. She is also poisoned and requests that her arm be amputated. It is attempted by cutting. So they are all sexually tortured, but... That's the barrier. You gotta watch this shit in order to become a true anime.

0:55:43
Unknown_23: Spoilers! Spoilers, all the little kids die horrifically.

Unknown_23: Next. This is to tempt you over to kick.com, where we will be proceeding with the stream. If you think that that menagerie of horrors was too much, well... I'm afraid we still have Turkey Tom to talk about. I can't do that on YouTube. Neil Mahan might get mad that his cash cow is getting into trouble. All right, so I did a stream with PPP, a second one. It's available on the Gumroad, mattheeaternet.gumroad.com and mattheeaternet.locals.com. And while this plays, I'll put a QR code up. Switch over to kick.com or rumble now. Your life depends on that chat. Oh, my God. One of the first things that ever happened when I came back to the U.S., I was in a hotel and I was in an elevator and there was this ratchet, ratchet, white, smoking, old hoe. And she had a T-shirt that had the OnlyFans logo on it and her URL. And I was in the elevator and I was staring at this shirt. Like, is she actually walking around in public advertising her fucking OnlyFans? And she saw that I was looking. And I guess she, like, smiled. Like, she thought she got another customer. Whereas I was, like, in disbelief that this is the level of society.

0:56:52
Unknown_17: She profiled you as the average customer. That's not good, bro. That's not good. I'm sure I get profiled the same way. Fuck. That's grim, buddy. She's like, yep, that's gooner bait. That's a $10 bill.

0:57:27
Unknown_23: I had him on to discuss new Canadians in Vivek Ramaswamy, but we mostly just fucked around for an hour. Okay. Goodbye, YouTube. I'm sorry. I wish we lived in a more base society where Neil Mahan was back in India where he belonged and not running a massive company. But alas, we all languish and suffer under reality.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Next. Shout out to Smush Indians into Goop with Elephants Groiper. Shout out to my favorite username of all time. Because I have excellent news for you. Elephant Rampage kills 20 in Indian State as rescue efforts continue. Chaos and Fear have Griff Jakartan's West Singbum District as a lone elephant... lone wild elephant has killed at least 20 people in just nine days. Can one animal really wreak such havoc? Officials say yes, and it's still on the loose. They can't catch it. It's a fucking elephant, and it got away. The elephant got away after killing 20 people? It just smushed 20 Indians into goop, groiper, and then groipered the fuck out of them.

0:58:41
Unknown_23: The deaths, which occurred between 1 and 9... It's been loose for 10 days! This fucking wild beast has been hunting Indians in the tropical forests of Jarkhand, and they just can't find it, despite the fact it's a fucking elephant.

Unknown_23: Most victims were attacked at night. So it even knows that they have reduced nocturnal vision into hunt at night. while guarding paddy fields or sleeping outdoors, a common rural practice. So they're in the... He knows how to hunt them in the tall grass. He's like a Pokemon catcher. He's like, you gotta hunt them at night in the tall grass. That way they can't catch you in the act. Tragically, entire families have been affected, including Khundrabahoda and two of his children, leaving his wife to escape with the youngest. Forest officials are running a massive search with over 100 personnel trying to locate the elusive elephant. Wow.

0:59:18
Unknown_23: This is unprecedented. Unelephanted, maybe. Says Divisional Forest Officer Kodip Minna. It is the first time such a pattern of fatalities have been linked to a single male elephant in the region.

0:59:56
Unknown_23: Crazy times, Chet. The elephants have fucking had enough. Mother Nature is straining under the unbearable burden of your continued existence. And as an avatar of Mother Nature, we're taking things into our own hand. Sorry, it's just how it's gotta be.

Unknown_01: Why does rumble never work anymore?

Unknown_23: I want to see my number go up. God damn it.

Unknown_23: There we go.

1:00:28
Unknown_23: I want my number to go up. Uppy. There we go. That's the number I like to see.

Unknown_23: Next.

Unknown_23: Vivek Ramaswamy. Wait, did I? I have not talked about this. There's no way I could have. Vivek Ramaswamy's odd take on the cast surfaces on Twitter after he quit social media, featuring a post from Vivek Ramaswamy's... Oh, this is how the user added. Number one fan, Joshua Moon.

Unknown_23: Current Ohio gubernatorial candidate and former Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy recently went to a social media exile, announcing his decision to quit his personal media accounts on X, formerly Twitter and Instagram, citing the reasons that modern social media is becoming increasingly disconnected from the electorate and messages being negative and bombastic. He shared the decision with an op-ed published in the Wall Street Journal on Monday.

1:01:20
Unknown_23: It was from the Times of India, by the way. Um, then they go on to explain this post by Joshua Moon. Did you know, uh, sorry, I can't read this in Indian voices. I am indeed white. Did you know that Vivek Ramaswamy was born into the highest caste of Indians? So special, even royalty is below him, that his childhood servants can't walk through the same doors as him, that he wears a magical rope so that he can be special even when naked woke ink. One of the things I talked about with pay, pay, pay.

Unknown_23: But if you have not... Have I read this post on stream yet? Because it's actually a fucking incredible post. And you deserve to know what it says, chat.

1:01:56
Unknown_23: Let's see. Ooh, I'll read that too while I'm here. Okay, so here's the page. I did? Okay.

Unknown_09: I did read this?

Unknown_23: Okay, you guys know about the Poonoldin. I'll read this post then.

Unknown_23: Wait, no. How is that possible? No, I did read it. Okay. So, as I mentioned, when I'm bored in my car, I'll talk with Gemini, and sometimes I'll ask it stuff. And I asked it just on a whim, who's the most reviled British man in Indian history? And Gemini's response was the most reviled man in the history of India from the British colonial era is this guy called Reginald Dyer. Reginald was, I believe, a colonel in British India. And he was responsible for a specific province under the governor, okay, for maintaining peace there. So, what this guy did is that the British had passed a law to suppress sovereignty movements in India. And in response to this, a mob of Hindus gang raped and beat a Christian missionary who not only was just a Christian missionary woman, was a doctor. She was there to bring medicine, medical practice, enlightened medical practice, and also the word of Jesus on behalf of the British Empire. And they were so angry, they took their anger out on a defenseless woman that was there to actually help them with medicine. and left her to die on the side of the road. The British found her, and Reginald Dyer was so pissed that he ordered his men the same day to go to a crowded supermarket area nearby and open fire until they ran out of ammunition. The official count is 397 dead, over 1,000 wounded, but the Congress of India says that it was over 1,000 dead. Afterwards, the governor of India sent him a telegram telling him he did the right thing.

1:03:59
Unknown_23: And a week later, he imposed an ordinance that any Hindu who wished to cross the street near where her body was found must do so on their hands and knees, because as he explained to the tribunal during their investigation… Some Indians crawl face downwards in front of their gods. I wanted them to know that a British woman is as sacred as a Hindu god, and therefore they have to crawl in front of her too. So who says that chivalry is dead? In England in 1919, it was apparently alive and well. We surely don't get the type of men that Reginald Dyer was these days.

1:04:40
Unknown_23: So, the most hated man ever. A part of Indian educational mandatory reading. You have to know how evil the British was for reprimanding a mob of savage Hindus for murdering and raping, not murdering, but raping a woman to near death.

1:05:14
Unknown_23: Oh, take the meal on my hand down, you're right. Get out of here, fucker.

Unknown_23: Next.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: So, this is what you've all been waiting for if you keep up with the news.

Unknown_23: A couple days ago, I received an email from somebody.

Unknown_23: And she said, I know Turkey Tom. I need an invite because I want to post about him. And I'm like, well, that sounds serious.

1:05:46
Unknown_23: That sounds like a...

Unknown_23: a problem, right? So I said, you gotta verify who you are. So she sent me two pictures of herself with, um,

Unknown_23: with Turkey Tom and the pictures were like it was weird she was wearing sunglasses in one and then she was covering her mouth and the selfie she sent so it's like I can't really tell if this is you or not because you're covering half your the top half of your face in one picture and the bottom half of your face another picture so she actually went out to her car at like midnight and got the sunglasses and proved to me that she owned the exact same article of clothing and that was in the photos with Turkey Tom. So I'm very, very convinced that she was with Turkey Tom, and she has been posting text messages on the Kiwi Farms.

1:06:32
Unknown_23: And I'm debating how much of this I should preload with explanation, because I'll be reading most of it, right? Um... Then after she did that, very shortly after, like at the exact same time, she hadn't even been invited onto the page yet.

1:07:07
Unknown_23: Another woman joins who claims to also have been with Kirky Tom, but for a much lesser period and made some very salacious accusations against him. If you don't know, by the way,

Unknown_23: I have spoken to Turkey Tom. He's one of the few people I've spoken with in private and in public. We've had one stream together, and then he moderated a discussion between me and Destiny. And my opinion has always been that he was hoping for blood sports with Destiny or something, and that didn't happen, because I don't really lose my shit when I talk to people. And he got bored of me after that, because I think what he wanted... was to impress me because when we talked he was very like i have tons of money my best video made a hundred thousand dollars in one month i'm like oh that's nice and i think he was trying to make me jealous like i'm just using kiwi farms content but i'm monetizing it better than you and i'm not really one to get jealous over shit like that because it's not really it doesn't matter But he was trying to impress me, I guess. And then after that, he switched over to being really good friends with Destiny and meeting up with him in person.

1:07:51
Unknown_23: And he took the Destiny pill, is what I've gathered from this.

Unknown_23: So let's go over what's been said. By the way, I should say this real quick. I told him, don't fuck your fans. I told him... Be careful. Don't fuck around with women. Don't become like a goon or a sex pest.

1:08:47
Unknown_23: Otherwise, everything that you've built will be torn down. So when it comes to my feelings on this, my feelings towards Turkey Tom, it can be summed up with this. I warned you. Now, Turkey Tom. Okay. So this is Sacramento 98.

Unknown_23: He says, Hi, Kiwi people. I dated Tom for a few months after meeting him on Tinder. I'm not super into lowercase i internet stuff, and I had no idea what Kiwi Farms was. But this page was always his number one search Safari thing that pops up on iPhone when he went to Google or something.

1:09:20
Unknown_23: When I asked him about this website, he got super defensive and weird about it. So I obviously looked into it, and I found all this crazy shit. Uh, like him admitting to being bisexual question mark message, the owner of this website, Joshua moon to get the code to post here, which she did. She asked me for an invite code and to verify that she knew him.

Unknown_23: Um,

Unknown_23: Basically, I started to get suspicious about all the e-girls he followed and interacted with, and he started raging at me. He also lied to me at first about the fact he does YouTube. He did some crazy shit like kicked holes in a wall at the house so he bossed Ben Jack the fuck out. He was renting because some e-girl who copies Bella Delphine got hacked, and the hacker was blackmailing him with dick pics. He continued to talk with her after the fact. It's like Chris in that regard. Like Chris, uh...

1:09:58
Unknown_23: Her name is even literally Bella, isn't it? Bella was leaking shit, and then she was like, no, I got hacked. And then Chris was like, no, she totally didn't leak it.

Unknown_23: Great, great idea. He continued to talk with her after the fact. I have screenshots confirming all of this. Attached a couple, but I think I have more. So this guy who brags about how much money he has hooks up with an EU girl on the internet. sends her dick pics, and then she gets hacked and she gets blackmailed. So I guess whoever hacked her also happens to know who Turkey Tom is and knows that he has the money to pay a ransom and that he would be willing to do so. I wonder if this stupid, morally vacuous whore that you're fucking around with has a boyfriend slash pimp and she gave him your dick pics to extort you from money because she knows you have a lot of money because you brag about it. I wonder if that's a possibility. Tom, did you consider that one?

1:11:12
Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_23: He continued to talk with her after the fact. I have screenshots confirming all this. Attached a couple, but I think I have more. This guy is a real freak and likes to record sexual encounters without asking first during almost every time. I know for a fact he's done this to at least one other girl. Serial gooner, in quotes, and has flown out several e-girls to sleep with. He told me he has a file on his computer called Just In Case that's basically voice memos or calls from his exes to blackmail them with in case they ever say something about him. Thought I would get the message out and confirm y'all's suspicions. Also, this gets out to warn other young women in Texas area about the dude.

1:11:49
Unknown_23: Here we have the picture that she sent me, but she also sent me a picture of her with her face and then her with a note and then her with glasses that match the other picture. So this is her talking to Tom. He says, I don't know. I'll explain later. It has nothing to do with you. She says, oh, shit. Scale of one to 10. How bad? He says, very. She says, oh, I'm sorry. And then he says, an axe of mine got hacked, basically. And some stuff is probably going to be dropped online. Two words, photos. They emailed my family. And then she says, oh, bruh, it's OK. And then he says, is it? And then she says, I have no idea. This has as an I can has cheeseburger never happened to me.

1:12:22
Unknown_23: Then she asked, is this girl who has your dick pics the one who looks like Bella Delphine, implying that she's caught him looking at her while they were together on the Instagram? And he says, yeah. And then she says, lol.

Unknown_23: And her... cantankerous, ephemeroid brain. She's thinking, you fucking bastard. You're getting what you fucking deserve. And he says, that's the one. And she's like, yeah, buddy. And he says, do you think my type is Bella Delphine? And then she says, no, like emo Huzz. I guess Huzz is short for Hussy in Zoomy speak of that nature. Uh, I would Peter you dress normal TBH. I don't want to be with them anymore. It's better this way. Yeah. She says like coach red pill. Yeah. This shit does kind of make me want to and hero a little bit, but he's baiting, but yeah, you're baiting already. Uh, but it's fine. I must count my blessings. And she says, what does that mean? And then he says, kill myself.

1:13:27
Unknown_23: Not really, but like, damn, this is stressful and gay.

Unknown_23: Yeah.

Unknown_23: So that was the breach into the foyer. Well, I meant to say, like, foyer, but, like, also into the fire. And I warned her. I said, look, because I don't think, like, she came across really naive, just like, oh, there's, like, the drama thread on this guy I was with, and, like, he's a YouTuber. I warned her. I said, look. You're dropping a fucking bomb on Buddy here. And he is, PPP, the way he speaks is so infectious. I call people Buddy now. What the fuck's up with that? Like, look, we're going to get a lot of attention from this. You're going to get a lot of people being dickheads as well. You know, it's not going to be all positive attention. Expect the unexpected. Shit's going to blow up. I'm like, just letting you know. So I did not like say, you know, it's dangerous to go alone. Take this. And then it's like an invite code. I warned her. Okay, you were warned.

1:14:37
Unknown_23: The other girl is left for dead. Who?

Unknown_23: Let's start with this one. I kind of have these out of order, but I'll just navigate around. So she says, random dump, haven't gotten through in his DMs fully, so we'll come up. They're posting stuff piecemeal, and this has left quite a few low-intelligence people to get angry. Like, why don't you post the whole thing? And it's like, because there's, like, titty pictures in those DMs, so they're not going to post the whole thing. You fucking idiot.

1:15:12
Unknown_23: So they're going through, and they're looking for... and posting it as they do.

Unknown_23: So Tom following me and DMing me. Tom but dark. Okay. Ready to party. His freak ass just had to say something weird. Sorry.

Unknown_23: My keyboard has arrived. Okay. And the days of my left key being a fucking asshole is coming to an end. I will put this together and show you guys. Okay. I apparently cannot just use my keyboard like a normal person. So give me a second.

1:15:45
Unknown_23: Let's open all these up. We're reading them, buddy. We got nothing to do today. Tom, in a conversation with Tom, ASCII star. I fixed it. Never mind. I arrived at the same time again. Yay. On first flight. So she's flying over. And he says, hi, I'm still hungover. My poor baby. I will make you feel better. I believe you. I got some sleep. Same. I got a little. Ready to party now. Now, apparently... She says, ready to party and his freak ass had to say something weird. Okay, so this is his freak ass saying something weird. Is partying when I fill your little pussy or is that another thing?

1:16:20
Unknown_23: Very high res. He took him her shooting. So shooting range is the first date. He filled out all the gun forms for me. Puts a lot of trust in crazy lowercase I internet women.

Unknown_23: This is her shooting.

Unknown_23: That's him shooting. We got some Tom shooting action here. Widespread stance.

Unknown_23: Let's see. The bruise on my face was real. Here's multiple different photos and timestamps of it. LOL. I don't know if I got it from him hitting me or holding my mouth closed, but he did both, so it could have been either. He even commented on the bruise the next day, not even apologizing, just said he was scared to take me in public because I looked like a victim. So she took pictures of the sex bruises. I don't know what these are pictures of. It's like sitting on a curb vaping.

1:16:53
Unknown_23: These are her friends, I guess.

Unknown_00: What is going on in these?

1:17:28
Unknown_23: Oh, because she has the bruises visible still. I understand.

Unknown_23: Okay, so this one is pathetic, but good proof that he deadass be wailing on hoes. Do not flame me. I have lapse of judgment sometimes. It happens to the best of us, okay? If I'm getting used, I'm going to end my shit, especially because he's beating me damn near, and I'm just letting it happen because I want him to date me.

Unknown_23: Zoomer women...

Unknown_23: Y'all niggas down bad.

Unknown_23: Y'all fucked.

1:18:01
Unknown_23: Guys, I might snap and have to confess Mount's love and insanity to him. I think I'm hiding my BPD isn't working.

Unknown_23: Tom. Tom.

Unknown_23: My BPD isn't working. Need him to know I'm really insane and have attached. I have already attached. I have already attached like a face hugger. Oh, my God. The other girl does not have BPD, by the way. He says to E, I can't forgive the nigga, the nugga, jerked his shit in front of me. Horrible, he says, to videos of me, internet brain. Make him delete them. Bella caught her because watching Twitter porn while she fucked him. Insane, insane. He's YouTube brained retard virgin. So he's having sex, but they're still calling him a virgin. Zoomer dialect truly is a bizarre fork of the English language. Uh, But if you don't know, the accusation that she's proving here is that Turkey Tom had a habit of non-consensually recording people while having sex. And then apparently, I don't know if it's, I think it's one of the tabs I have open, but according to both of them, he could not get it up or finished during sex, but he could masturbate to completion, watching porn of him having sex that he filmed without consent. So I guess he doesn't finish while in the act, unless maybe the recording is part of finishing or, But it's like, I guess he's just beating off to the act of non-consensually recording.

1:19:27
Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: So these are messages from Tom to BPD girl. Hey, so the doctor said I have fucking ringworms.

Unknown_23: Oh, buddy. Yeah, you really don't want that message in the morning. Yeah, you gotta go check your doctor for fucking worms. I hope you got some horse ivervectin. You're probably going to have it soon. I'd say go to the doctor as soon as you can and get some shit from them so it doesn't spread. Oh my God. Crying emoji. I knew it. I fucking knew it. Oh, I was even going to say, bro, I was going to say that one at the bottom doesn't even look like a bruise, but it's like, I don't know. I didn't want to say that and look stupid. Is that a fucking ringworm on her face? Like on her chin? Is that a ringworm? Is that what a ringworm looks like? Look, I'm going to take a guess here. And so that might be a fucking ringworm. Okay.

1:20:05
Unknown_23: Okay, so if you see red spots, which is what we just saw, I'd say see a doctor, lol. I'd say see a doctor, lol. Messages you don't want to read. I'm going to go to doctor this week no matter what, even if I don't get red spots crying. My B-Day plans know, oh my god, I'm going to have an episode crying laughing, lol.

1:20:36
Unknown_23: Nice. Then, when he told me he had ringworms and ruined my birthday, yay, super awesome. Okay, the rest is random text with my family and with friends and family of my time with him and how he made me bleed and was low-key scary.

1:21:12
Unknown_23: Okay. Hey, so the doctor said I'm having a... Oh, wait, I already read that.

Unknown_23: No, I'm going to have an episode. Lamau, you should be. I gave you ringworms. Lamau, you should be fine. Just don't rub all over your friends and it'll be okay. Me and Ella slept in the same bed and she has OCD crying. It's over. And now I have to leave because she's going insane. Sweating emoji. Was it the gym or a woman who gave you ringworm? I am spiraling. No, the gym. LOL. Fucking lie. I haven't had sex with anyone but you in a while.

1:21:43
Unknown_23: Okay, well, one last thing to tweak about, but, oh my god, I was super spreading this weekend. I was near... Dude, Zoomies is fucked. This is like reading a foreign language. I was near so many people at the rave, and LSGF's whole fam about to get it crying. As long as you didn't, like, have a sword that touched them, you're fine. You only get it if you touch them a lot. It's, like, physical. Ella will not shut the fuck up. She's begging to pack... Begging... To...

1:22:19
Unknown_23: teapot to talk to you and ask what the doctor says i told you what the doctor says i have a rainworm it's a fungus it spreads on your skin that's about it um

Unknown_23: I lost my dab pen. So mad. And it sounds like you've been having a terrible time with Tom as well. More like I'm just in my head so insanely bad. Can't be normal even for a day. Oh well. Sibling, this is an urgent request. I need boxes for tomorrow.

Unknown_23: How's the peen? Insane. Too much honestly. He's MMA-ing in a video in front of me. Insane. Is he the same person or diff? Yes. Even crazier in real life. I have a plush of him now. Cute.

1:23:03
Unknown_23: destroyed my pussy couldn't say on Instagram because Blank is on my CF but literally made me bleed and not like period blood. It's so red crying Oh my god, you should go to the gyno. It's gonna I'm gonna lol. Okay, so one more I

Unknown_23: Liar, liar. Literally, bitch made me bleed. Oh girl, hey. Too much. And it's crazy for me to say because I'm a freak whore goblin. I don't know how I had sex with XBF ten times a day. Marix will still with Lexi and apparently she's fat as fuck now. Okay.

1:23:34
Unknown_23: Oh, there's the plushie. The Turkey Tom plushie. Wow. Nice.

Unknown_23: It only cost you one ringworm.

Unknown_23: Can you come and get me right now? Where are Ella's? Where is it? And yes, of course. Yes, Oakland Ella's. Tom gave me a fucking ringworm. What the fuck? Did you have anything put on it? Nope, have to go to the doctor. Get Lamisil cream. It's over the counter and it kills ringworms. It's for athletes too, but it definitely is used to kill ringworm. Ringworm fucking expert right here. Okay, so... There's a lot to unpack. Let's unpack this chat. So... We have a picture of the inside of the Turkey Tom room with the silver play button and the Turkey Tom plushies and the Bucky Beaver. Hey, Bucky. I'm sorry about what you had to see, little guy. It's tough out there.

1:24:10
Unknown_23: So, Turkey Tom. The thing about bleeding. Now, some of you might be like, yeah, hell yeah, he smashed box.

Unknown_23: He is like... He's having sex with dry...

1:24:45
Unknown_23: I don't want to say the P word. That sounds like I'm talking about wet-ass pussy. That's the issue. There's no WAP. That's how I'm going to approach this topic, okay? Because I know some of you guys think I sound like your dad.

Unknown_23: She lacks the WAP as a sign that he is not committing to foreplay chat. And that means that he is not considering his partner's enjoyment. He is simply pounding a DAP until it bleeds. Okay. This is not impressive. Actually, this is the opposite of impressive. An Indian can gang rape a monitor lizard and achieve these results. All right.

1:25:18
Unknown_23: So that should not be your standard.

Unknown_23: Next.

Unknown_23: Did he suck Destiny off? Serious question. No idea, guys, but I agree that doesn't help him. Well, makes him look gay to me. Okay, so she's spouting off real fast here.

Unknown_23: Let me check my notes. I have this all noted out.

Unknown_23: Katie's stories demonstrating bruises, rough encounters.

1:25:49
Unknown_23: Okay, there's audio in this one.

Unknown_07: Where's the... Was that on the previous page? No. Go to 109.

Unknown_23: Oh, he posted a video, by the way, about this guy that was like a gooner. And I really did not see the timing of that being... What the fuck is this?

1:26:34
Unknown_07: So there's some contention about this clip, if I can find it. Here, let's do this one.

Unknown_07: Oh, this doesn't play on this. Wonderful.

Unknown_07: Okay, one second.

Unknown_23: Forgive me, chat. I was very well prepared, I thought.

Unknown_23: And then I wasn't. Very common Josh occurrence here.

Unknown_23: Can I just ffmpeg these real quick?

1:27:07
Unknown_07: ffmpeg.

Unknown_07: What's our 8-2-2-5? Aha! Okay, so here's one.

Unknown_11: True, true.

Unknown_23: I think someone normalized these. Ah, he normalized them into another format that I cannot fucking play. Let me try that again, sorry. 840-8269-MP3. Remember, like, you try to push me away, then I, like, push around top of you.

1:27:40
Unknown_13: True, actually true.

Unknown_13: Okay, yeah, you're too strong sometimes. My little noodle arms, I literally was, I thought my arms were going to break at one point.

1:28:28
Unknown_13: True, true, true, true. So true.

Unknown_13: You can't hear that.

Unknown_23: He said, you're like small and petite and I'm like big and strong.

Unknown_23: You have small tits and I have a big dick.

Unknown_13: This is some skibbity riz. I'm so shocked that you like my boobs.

1:29:00
Unknown_23: Okay, so this is something that I have to clarify because I was unaware of this. Okay, hold up. After this post, someone explains. He just said if he didn't know, her small boobs reminded him of fucking the elf girl from Game of Thrones. To which Game of Thrones enjoyer at some point in this thread.

1:29:32
Unknown_23: At some point in this fucking thread. I don't know why this guy's posting fucking anime.

Unknown_23: That's his other... At some point he hung out with like a dog woman. Okay, I guess I'm not going to find this fucking post because it's not within like 20 fucking pages of this. There's a spinoff of Game of Thrones here. Let me just search Game of Thrones Elf Girl.

Unknown_23: Who is like a child? It's not the main star. It's like a terrible spin-off show that has like an elf girl who is like a petite low-lie phenotype.

1:30:05
Unknown_23: And she's an elf. It's not the actual main character blonde girl.

Unknown_14: So true! Oh my god.

Unknown_23: She says so true, like she's being really sarcastic, and then whispers like she's laughing at him, at somebody else.

Unknown_14: Oh my god, what's the, oh, what's the skins fucking quote? She fucks like a fairy on acid.

1:30:38
Unknown_13: The show Skins. The British show.

Unknown_13: Okay, look.

Unknown_23: If you're mad at me for not knowing Game of Thrones, you have to be angry at the fact that he's the one that said it's the elf chick from fucking Game of Thrones. And someone else was the one who came up with this comparison. That what he says doesn't make any fucking sense. But there is that one character from the spinoff that nobody watched and was apparently really terrible. That was like an elf girl. So that is clip one. And there's clip two.

1:31:18
Unknown_11: true true so this is this is i'll replay it because it's very short and then we'll discuss the the technicalities at play here okay true true he says

Unknown_23: And this can be contorted into one of three different categories, okay? He says, after a long day of work, I like a little night rape. And he says that like three other times. This can be more generously interpreted as night rain. Now, night rain is a DLC for Elden Ring. And he could, if you're being nice, say that he's talking about night rain. And not night rape. But he says rape.

1:32:09
Unknown_23: He's clearly saying rape. So my thought is, because he is so fucking skibbity-riz, negative-riz throughout this entire thing, I think he's making a joke. Where he's trying to make a joke that he wants to play Night Rape in the video game. What he actually wants to do is night rape.

Unknown_23: And that's like a joke that he's making. So it's not explicitly night rape as in to literally say that, but it's like a failed skibbity riz joke. Okay.

1:32:43
Unknown_23: Rape. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Uh, next in my notes talking about the night rape.

Unknown_23: Um, okay. Sacramento has a post about night rape as well.

Unknown_23: Why would it take me here? It's a completely wrong fucking post. Oh, I must have... Oh, fuck me. I left off a character.

1:33:17
Unknown_23: Let's try rape play.

Unknown_23: Let's just shorten this down to rape.

Unknown_23: Computer, I need rape in this thread by this user. Here we go. We have a rape chat.

Unknown_23: I'm going to go nuclear before his imminent crash up, but yeah, he would get mad about me calling our encounters rape play over text, which is essentially what they were.

Unknown_23: Okay, so this is her saying, holy moly, I love the Batmobile. He says, this is my basement. And she says, oh wait, you're at your house. Yeah, not at my parents, my house. I had to stop there to look around, lol. I love the Despicable Me poster, the e-girl rape dungeon. Your house is nice. It is nice. I don't miss it that much, but it has its epic moments.

1:33:50
Unknown_23: So if you are a woman and you are aware that you're

Unknown_23: partner has a rape dungeon that is concerning. She says something about rape times because the sex that they have is apparently so violent that she just assumes that he's into rape play. Tom, being an internet celebrity who does not want his text messages read aloud to thousands of people by carnivorous scavengers such as myself, says, "...do not say rape times." She says, okay, sorry. He says, change that to consensual sexual encounters, which is what they are. Thank you. She says, I know. He says, okay, sounds good. I'd like to, as I just said, gotta get work done, but I think I can still be there. She says, okay, yay. Are you mad at me?

1:34:24
Unknown_23: It's not fucking rape time, you bitch.

Unknown_23: Okay, he doesn't like it being called rape time.

Unknown_23: Let's see, attachments. Attachments.

Unknown_07: Let's see, which one's this?

1:35:12
Unknown_07: That's 8624. What is these? Why are these different? Oh, no, I read these. Okay.

Unknown_23: So the blackmail files, I did read the initial mention. And I think she clarifies here in this post.

Unknown_23: She says, I'm not alleging anything illegal or saying it was revenge porn or anything. What I mean is that

Unknown_23: He wouldn't ask before and proceed to take his phone out mid-sexual activity to film. I sometimes wouldn't notice for like 30 seconds after he started filming. I have no idea if this is illegal or not, but yeah, he wouldn't ask me before. Reached out to an ex-GF of his. He would do the same thing to her. The blackmail he has on his computer is phone calls and texts. I believe most of them are from his ex-girlfriend named Kai. Here's a picture from when we matched on Tinder. Don't have the messages from when we matched anymore.

1:35:46
Unknown_23: You matched with Tom.

Unknown_23: I don't know why. So this is one thing that in her story, she did not know that Turkey Tom was a YouTuber, which makes it very strange that she would take a screenshot of their match screen because you can't apparently go back. I've never used one of these apps. I think it was Nick DeOrio who said this. But apparently you can't go back to the screen to take a screenshot of it. So you have to be conscious that you want to take a screencap of this when it happens. So that's the one thing that people said is suspicious about her story.

1:36:29
Unknown_23: Let's see. Left 4 Dead said that... Hopefully this is the supposed...

1:37:26
Unknown_07: Where is that pose?

Unknown_07: Oh, here we go. Okay.

Unknown_23: Oh, I didn't read this.

Unknown_23: The bruise on my face was real. I don't know if I got him hitting me or holding my mouth closed. He even commented the bruise the next day. Just so that he was scared to take me in public because I looked like a victim.

Unknown_23: And...

Unknown_23: She said somewhere that he was attracted to her because she looked like a victim. Evidence. Oh, no. Okay, that's not what I want. Rage, property damage, eager obsession. Kicked walls. I already read that.

1:37:59
Unknown_23: Suspicions of cheating.

Unknown_23: Okay, it's hard because he was very careful to me about what he said over text. And again, I'm not alleging anything legal. Just that he would hit or choke me because he was super gooner. Sort of normalized it in my head, but it's definitely not okay to do all that. All the proof is in those videos he had. Refused to send me or ignored the question when I asked. Katie told me that the picture of the bruise was due to injuries from sex, which I believe because he would slap both of us. I'm really sorry, guys. Someone asked, did you live together during those seven months? Seven months is a long time. What made you stay if he was sketchy and had red flags? Did he ever speak to you about wanting a family?

1:38:33
Unknown_23: She says, no, we didn't. We would only see each other like once a week. He was usually pretty nice, but sometimes he would say stuff that would make me question his intentions, would buy me lots of stuff and take me to nice places. Said he wanted to marry me and start a family, but as soon as I started getting sus, it's like a switch flipped. There is a post that

1:39:10
Unknown_23: I'm gonna find this post before I stop.

Unknown_23: I think it might be this one.

Unknown_07: What really P.M.O.

Unknown_23: is that I spent, piss me off, is that I spent a week painting their poker table and they used it as a beer dye table.

1:39:44
Unknown_23: Compressed charges. Oh, she's talking about the blackmail extortion thing.

Unknown_23: There's another post I'm going to have to find if it's not any of these.

Unknown_23: Why is this an Iran post?

Unknown_07: This is completely wrong.

Unknown_07: Okay, hold up.

1:40:16
Unknown_07: I don't have this queued up. I completely failed.

Unknown_07: I'll just have to tell it to you secondhand.

Unknown_07: Okay.

Unknown_07: She said, and if you have a link to this post, I now want it because I can't find it.

Unknown_23: He told me he was a porn addict in the past but quit a couple years ago. I believe he replaced his porn addiction with filming other women during sex because he was unable to ejaculate most of the time during sex but only through watching the videos as he would take. As soon as I confronted about... Okay, this is the best part. This is the best part of the entire fucking thing. You ready?

1:40:51
Unknown_23: As soon as I confronted him about what I had seen about him online, as in on this website, on the Kiwi Farms, he was not able to maintain an erection. And I think sex is just a huge ego thing for him.

Unknown_23: As soon as she knew, as soon as the... memory contagion, the mind contagion of the Kiwi Farms was in the subject's mind, Turkey Tom was no longer able to maintain an erection during sex with her, and it killed the relationship. Would anyone in chat like to posit to me a satisfactory explanation of why that would happen? Because I'm racking my brain here trying to think of a legitimate reason for what would be...

1:41:40
Unknown_23: What is it about knowing about his threat on the Kiwi Farms would cause him to be disinterested in her? Can anyone explain this to me? It's afraid. Broke dick farms. He was in gay love with me.

Unknown_23: Broke dick farms. Is it just the curse of the Kiwi Farms? Is that what my chat is implying here?

1:42:20
Unknown_23: He felt weak. Oh, is that it?

Unknown_23: You think that once she knew about the Kiwi farms and that there's this place where she could post stuff about him and it would never, ever go away. He lost the feeling of like power and dominance over her. And that killed his erection. That was like the only thing that was like getting him off was having complete control over this like vulnerable person. And then as soon as there was like leverage against him, he just completely lost sexual interest. That has to be it. That's the only possible explanation that makes any sense. That's fascinating.

1:42:53
Unknown_23: Performance anxiety. I got to smash that puss puss until it bleeds red because that's what's going to be impressive on the Kiwi Farms thread.

Unknown_23: It is my incredible T-levels. That's right.

Unknown_23: I mean, he could say that he's not porn addicted or whatever, but if he can't get off without physically beating somebody, that's porn addicted. If you can't come from having sex, that's because you're masturbating.

1:43:31
Unknown_23: So, that's pretty dire. That's pretty bad. Of course, this happened after he met Destiny. It all worked out so well for Destiny, too. I can't believe he couldn't pull it off after taking lessons from the Master.

Unknown_23: Do I want to add anything to this?

Unknown_23: I don't know.

Unknown_23: What I appreciated about Turkey Tom is that during the dark ages when YouTube was even worse than it is right now, Turkey Tom was one of the only people who blatantly just stole content from the forum continuously that would even dare to mention the source. Would even dare... to say that they were getting content from the forum or that certain things happened on the forum. There are like drama websites out there, like on Reddit where, cause I think Reddit bans the Kiwi farms globally. It's like a global rule. You can't acknowledge that our website exists who can't like acknowledge that anything happens on the forum at all. They just have to say it happened on a website. Turkey Tom was one of the only people, the only people that would even dare mention us on YouTube. Um,

1:44:12
Unknown_23: And I appreciated that.

1:44:45
Unknown_23: And I don't know, it felt like a thing of honesty. So when he wanted to talk, I was like, okay, maybe I can build a bridge here. Maybe I can tell him some wise words. But as it turns out, nobody ever listens to me. I think it's because people have a very negative opinion of my social situation, which is just wrong.

Unknown_23: So it's like, what does this guy know? He doesn't know anything. He's a loser. I'm a very self-contented person, Chet. I have no wants. I have no needs. I want for nothing. You know that poster, that painting, that Norman Rockwell painting, like the freedom from want? That's me, okay? And the sanctum of my mind, that is me, okay?

1:45:23
Unknown_23: And people just don't take me seriously.

Unknown_23: I warned them.

Unknown_23: And it's so easy. It's so easy not to fuck this up. You're making $100,000 a month. You open an investment account. You put money into taxes. You buy bonds. You buy stock. You live at your means. You invest in property. And you focus on shit that matters. You don't focus on e-girls. Do you think that he feels whole now? That my boy here feels complete? He's had a body count of 57 women.

1:45:56
Unknown_23: Body count of 15. Messaging e-girls on Instagram. Getting blackmailed by them and refusing to admit to yourself that they're the ones sending your penis pictures to their pimp to extort you with because that would mean that you have to admit to yourself that you made a serious mistake that might fuck up your whole life.

Unknown_23: Is he happy?

1:46:29
Unknown_23: Getting it in. Being gang is con. Bring him happiness. Is he now filled with mirth and joy? No, chat. No. No.

Unknown_07: such as life.

Unknown_07: Um, do you, did I miss anything chat before I move on?

Unknown_23: I don't want to like skip past the segment that a lot of people will be looking forward to the stream without doing my due diligence. Um,

1:47:01
Unknown_23: Here, you know what? While this lovely image sits on my screen, I'm going to go get a coffee real quick. I have a coffee ready.

Unknown_23: What can I play? I want wallpaper.

Unknown_23: What's the Seinfeld?

Unknown_23: No, fuck it.

Unknown_23: Talk about the Lolita being a they-them. Oh, dude.

Unknown_23: Okay, I did forget that. There is...

1:47:38
Unknown_23: There are pictures of this girl that he was into about... Oh, fuck. What was her name? It was her with a C. It was on Instagram.

Unknown_23: I want to say... God, it wasn't Ellie. That's not her name.

Unknown_23: Oh, here. This is the elf girl. I think he might be talking about the House of Dragons spinoff featuring this girl. Naturally, she's a child, not an elf, though. Just weird-looking, flat-chested Targaryen. Unless there's something I missed because House of Dragons was so bad. This is what he was referring to. Because I think the main actress is not flat-chested like the child version of her is.

1:48:22
Unknown_23: So that's where that came from, that post. Tom will true now. That would be pretty dark.

Unknown_23: I'm never going to be able to find this. He hung out with that fucking dog woman, which was embarrassing. He definitely fucked that dog girl, by the way. There's no way he didn't fuck that dog girl.

Unknown_23: Of him trying to hook up with this one... Unk Halimad.

Unknown_07: That's me. I'm mad. Let me pull this up real quick.

1:48:56
Unknown_07: YouTube...

Unknown_07: Person's like spamming me with ask for an invite code.

Unknown_23: Creepy hoarder. Okay, let's pull that up real quick.

Unknown_07: We'll pull this up off site because I don't know what's going to be on this.

1:49:31
Unknown_23: Okay, so I guess I can show this. This is the girl. I think that the reason she got brought up, her name was Creepy Hoarder. This is the Bella Delphine lookalike. I think that what she said is that he would constantly browse her Instagram.

Unknown_23: on, um, on his phone while he was with her. So like, while he was with her, he was hooking up his next IG thotty e-whore score. And this is probably the girl who has like a pimp slash boyfriend manager that is going to do all, do like the extortion scheme. So that's why she was asking, like, is it this girl? Cause she kept catching this girl on the On his phone. And if I remember correctly. That was scandalous because. She's into age play. And she does like DDLG. Like school girl cosplay shit. On her Instagram.

1:50:09
Unknown_23: Which of course is sussy baka. And not kosher. In the e-drum world chat. Or anywhere else for that matter.

Unknown_23: No taste. Well as they say. Money cannot buy taste chat. She. Yeah.

1:50:44
Unknown_23: She is confirmed 20 to 22. Birthday is May 18th, and she had prom in 2022. That's cool, but she still does age play.

Unknown_23: Is that, like, a thing that I'm supposed to care about? Like, if you're having sex with a 50-year-old woman who's in a diaper going, goo-goo, gaga, daddy spanked me, like, that's real fucked up, and I don't give a shit if she's 50 years old. That's fucked up mentally in your head. Sorry to be the one to break it to you. That's kind of fucking weird.

1:51:15
Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_23: okay all right that is the turkey tom situation and that is crazy okay give me like one second please i need i need music you know i'll just keep playing the boulevard of broken dreams to the picture of his face and then i'll go out for i'll go get my drink

1:52:56
Unknown_07: Then there was silence.

Unknown_23: Except for this.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Next.

Unknown_23: What does the future have for Turkey Tom?

Unknown_23: Here's my prediction. You ready? He's going to completely ignore it. Actually, should I post this as advice?

Unknown_23: Completely fucking ignore it. Churn out the YouTube sloppa. Make money. Fuck everybody else. It don't matter. And guess what? These bih, the bih on Instagram, the Instagram bih with the fucking like DDLG shit, like slapping and spitting in her throat and shit, man. That bih don't give a fuck about no fucking internet drama because, you know what I'm saying? I'm calling God for real, nigga. shoot man just keep making that paper make that paper chase the paper chase the check chase the check never chase a bit chase a check right on god nigga okay next anna casperian versus pearl davis okay

1:53:37
Unknown_23: So, uh, the towering intellects of Anna Kasperian and Pearl Davis took place on what the fuck is it? Even the name of this channel world war debate with 3000 subscribers, but somehow had like a live stage.

1:54:14
Unknown_23: They're like on stage at this world war debate. Is this like a restream? What the fuck is this? Why does this channel have the pool to get Anna Kasperian and Pearl Davis on a stream?

Unknown_23: With no views.

Unknown_23: That is bizarre. That's their first thing. Okay, maybe it's like a thing. Maybe it's like they're trying to start up a channel. Okay.

Unknown_23: And they're like, they're trying to bring this. So...

Unknown_23: On their first stream, I guess, they had Pearl Davis and Anna Kasperian. If you don't know, automatically we're on Team Anna, because Anna is a secret Kiwi farmer, which means that her performance will reflect on us, chat, and me, chat. So we're rooting for her.

1:54:55
Unknown_23: Thankfully, it was a complete and utter fucking blowout. And Pearl Davis, the vacuous, retarded whore who sucks nigger dick, completely blew it. So let's take a listen to this. Apparently, Anna Kasperian dropped the bomb on her so hard she was literally stun-locked for 45 seconds straight.

Unknown_02: Are you just making things up?

Unknown_02: Pearl, what are you doing? Like, seriously.

1:55:38
Unknown_02: Next question.

Unknown_02: How many women die every year during childbirth? Not many.

Unknown_23: not many dude that is literally like 30 seconds of just like completely immobilized like in league of legends or they have the bar over their head and with like the little twirly icon for for being disabled she's got the disabled bar and unfortunately it's a 30 second long sun it's real op asking somebody if they're just full of shit this country has the highest maternal mortality rate of any developed country so She does that on her podcast, too. She just edits it out.

1:56:23
Unknown_23: Man, the cut silence filter just working overtime on the Pearl Davis cast.

Unknown_02: A lot of women do die. They're debating women.

Unknown_23: Because if you don't know, Pearl Davis has a grifting perspective she doesn't actually believe in. That women are like dogs. Yeah. And women deserve to be fucked by Dominican men. Yeah. And Dominican men aren't actually black. They're Hispanic. Yeah. Right. Right. So she goes with Anna Kasparian. Anna Kasparian, of course, is a true Kiwi farmer from the beauty parlor, born and raised, okay, repping the set. And she believes women are not dogs. No.

1:56:55
Unknown_02: The result of pregnancy and childbirth, yes.

Unknown_23: Dude, she's still stun-locked. Dude, that shit's OP. That shit's OP. You got a 30-second stun into another 30-second stun? My God, what was Val thinking? IceFrog, fix your shit.

Unknown_03: Pearl isn't saying anything.

1:57:36
Unknown_17: What?

Unknown_03: You got this, Pearl!

Unknown_08: They're jeering her.

Unknown_23: She's jeered. Incredible.

Unknown_23: The audience is literally... She's not processing information. She's not even indicating that she's heard anything. It literally looks like she's listening to an earpiece or something, but she's completely sunlocked. She's literally sunlocked. She can't move. She can't think. She can't do anything. Here's another clip.

Unknown_02: That, of course, includes the cost.

1:58:09
Unknown_10: 90% of disputed custody goes to women. That's not equal.

Unknown_02: 90%? That's a totally made-up statistic. Where are you citing that from?

Unknown_08: Uh-oh. There was a woman in the audience who went, uh-oh.

Unknown_02: Where are you citing that from?

Unknown_17: Somebody was like, oh no, she's still left again.

Unknown_23: She went in for the triple stun one after the other. Refresher orb into refresher shard. It's a fucking massacre.

1:58:42
Unknown_02: And how would you know what you get out of marriage if you haven't experienced marriage in the first place? Those are the stats. There are 1.6 million men in this country.

Unknown_10: Men are nine times more likely to commit suicide after a divorce.

Unknown_02: Compared to women, what's the number for women? It's lower. Really, what is it?

Unknown_02: Comparative analysis is real difficult for you, isn't it?

Unknown_23: Do you understand statistics? Do you understand per capita? I bet you have a reason you don't understand per capita, huh, Pearl Davis?

Unknown_10: I get it. I get it.

1:59:17
Unknown_23: Oh, my God. This is painful.

Unknown_02: A little harder to debate someone who's not an OnlyFans girl, right?

Unknown_23: You should have said whore. She wanted to say OnlyFans whore. but she's caught herself. I'm being dignified. On her Kiwi Farms account, she would have said whore.

Unknown_02: Not everyone grew up in an affluent household like you. They need a dual income household in order to make ends meet in this economy. Live in reality for one day in your life.

1:59:49
Unknown_10: Anna, you talk for a living. It's kind of rich for you to come at me. What? Bitch, what do you do for a living? You spend money on Botox.

Unknown_02: You spend money. You should think about it.

Unknown_02: What I'm curious about is whether or not the Pick Me Act ever resorted into anything positive for you. I don't need no fucking YouTube edits on my fucking clips.

Unknown_23: Um, okay, so after this, okay, so after this, she went on live, right, to try and co-explain her performance. Let's read her post, okay?

2:00:26
Unknown_23: I've seen the same comment pop up across multiple accounts, so I want to clarify what was actually said on my stream. This is a snippet. It was taken out of context a bit.

Unknown_23: I was talking about a moment of pressure.

Unknown_23: Not a threat and not any intent to hurt someone. Oh, wait, okay. I understand. I remember now. Let's play this clip first.

Unknown_10: I thought about it. I'm like... You can... Pearl, you forgot the chinky filters?

Unknown_23: Pearl, the filters are... Pearl, your filter's off!

2:00:59
Unknown_10: Talk like this to men.

Unknown_10: But I'm bigger than you. I could body you. Do you know what I mean? I'm like... Yeah, you're built like a fridge.

Unknown_23: I mean, oh, you got the build of a linebacker. You could take on Blackman in the NFL.

Unknown_23: You're taking all the black men in the NFL at once.

Unknown_10: I know, but I have this fear in me of the police. I never want to like get in trouble in that way, but you know, I'm getting older. And have you noticed the older you get? I'm like, do you know what? I could catch a charge.

2:01:31
Unknown_23: Wow, that's very... I see that she's been imbibing African-American culture as well, chat. Yeah, someone has embarrassed you. Your face, your izzot. Do black people have a word for that? What's the black version of izzot? Because black people have that shit too, where someone made you look bich-made? Bich-made? Unc-made? Do you look bich-made? You're going to fucking take that? Gotta roll up on them. Gotta roll up on them, uneasy. So after threatening to roll up, well, you have respect. You have respect. Put some respect on my name. After getting disrespected by inexperienced, she threatens to violently assault her, but also fears law enforcement. She says, the contrast matters. Debates are supposed to test ideas and move closer to the truth. In reality, if you've watched enough of them, the winner is often just the person who shouts more, interrupts more. She literally sat there and stared at you for 45 seconds straight, giving you an opportunity to say literally anything. You could have read a book in that gap that she had given you. There was no interruption. Yeah. Debates also expose stress responses. Under extreme pressure, I froze. So she's prey. She's prey code is what she's saying. She's like a deer. She gets spotlighted, and then you can just run her over with her car. That's what you do. Her reaction to the possibility of losing was rage, insult, and the familiar, my husband was nothing before me routine, common behavior for rabid feminists. She was so nice to you. Okay.

2:02:40
Unknown_23: hold up. I want to check something. Cause her, when she's like on live and trying to talk, she like is a retard. And then this is like an after the fact response.

2:03:16
Unknown_23: Okay. Gemini, I need your help.

Unknown_23: Please fit this into a tweet.

Unknown_23: Okay. Let's see what Jim and I has to say about this. I might have to ask rock assessing the scenario, analyzing the user situation, grappling with the ethical type rope, analyzing the ethical dilemma, defining the refusal strategy, refining the refusal, reinforcing the decision. I am fully committed to my refusal, clarifying the boundaries, deciding the response. Okay.

2:03:50
Unknown_23: Confirming the stance. I have confirmed my stance. Creating a safe response. He really doesn't want to answer this. He's been thinking about how he's going to refuse to answer my prompt for like 10 minutes now. I cannot write the tweet that minutes or plays off threat of assault. Grog, Grog, Gemini's being cocked again. Grog, I need help. I just threatened to assault Anna Kasparian. Grog. Ah, finally, Grog giving me the good shit right here. Okay. Actually, can I get an expert opinion? I want an expert opinion.

2:04:22
Unknown_23: Crafting tweet that dodges accountability by framing threats as banter and claiming victory.

2:04:58
Unknown_23: Whenever I see the thought process of the AI and shit like that, it just makes me think of the Portal 1 where Gladys is insulting you and is like, that's you. That's how dumb you sound.

Unknown_23: Lost the plot in debate and now they're whining about threats. That's just passion talking. Internet's full of it. Still body them with facts though. W on the books. Trophy emoji. Hashtag debate king.

Unknown_24: That's pretty good.

Unknown_24: That's pretty close.

Unknown_24: That's literally what she said, too.

Unknown_23: Like, oh, you're whining about threats now, huh? What a coward. Okay, so the real funny thing is that when Pearl went on live to talk about how she racked up another dub and all this whinging feminists can do is cry about threats, quote unquote, she accidentally showed her Cope Sesh notes.

2:05:42
Unknown_23: Of all people, C-Far is following Grace Thorpe to get this fucking news. Are you shitting me? Why are you... Oh, I can't. Oh, that's too bad. I'm going to open you a main, bro. I'm going to bypass your privacy and I'm going to leave my comment. Why are you following Grace Thorpe? I suffer. All right, here's the notes, okay? Yeah, the coward. Coward hiding behind the profile privacy.

2:06:13
Unknown_23: Okay, so, oh my god, this is like itemized like the annex of an encyclopedia. This is literally a 16-part index of all the... This is a... this is a 16 part hope index. Okay. Cope. It's like a, that, that graph meme about like cope codes with the Indians employees. So you can graph out every response they'll ever make. Um, cope code six. I took the debate for a money. We are struggling. See things. One, we want to get to one. I'm about to pick out a documentary team this month too. I would love to full-time editors cope code seven. Um, I wanted to submit our sources ahead of time. Cope code eight, I was scared. A, I hate crowds. B, I hate speaking publicly. Because one, it is counterintuitive. Two, I hate being assertive. Dude, that's such a great cope, too. It's like, well, I'm meant to be in the kitchen making sandwiches, not getting rough and tumbled up on the stage by the big mean feminist. Ooh, I'm such a small dainty cold boner. Ooh, ooh.

2:07:25
Unknown_23: I do these annoying nervous laughs. I wish I could stop. My body language. Dude, your body in general. I hate mean people. I'm sorry, which one of you is the one on Twitter saying that people deserve to get raped?

Unknown_23: And offering to pawn off children to Arab men? I think there are better people than me to do debates.

2:07:59
Unknown_23: That should be your response. Fuck all this shit. Just write that. I think there are better people than me to do debates. And then Cope Code 8B7. Debates can go personal and emotional. Insults can be thrown. Feelings can get hurt. I'm not that kind of person. It's contrary to my nature. Ooh-woo. And then Cope Code 7C. Someone has to do it, so I took it. Oh, so why? If you're such a dainty, small queen, ooh-woo, why did you take the mantle up and embarrass anti-feminists everywhere?

2:08:34
Unknown_23: Okay. Cope Code 9. I prepped for two weeks...

Unknown_23: Cope code 9A, you may not believe me. There is no cope code A1 and 2 to this to say but. There's no B to say but. Cope code 9A, you may not believe me. End of story. There is no elaboration there.

Unknown_23: Cope code 10, statistics. Numbers are just too big for my girly brain, and there's no cope code under that, so I have no idea, okay?

2:09:09
Unknown_23: Cope code 11. I lost. Cope code 11A.

Unknown_23: And bottom text. It just says nothing there. Bottom text. I lost. Bottom text.

Unknown_23: Code 12, where I went wrong. Code 12A, I learned too much and brought too many stats, but you're just making shit up. In case you're wondering, by the way, I looked this up because I was curious. Men only bother to contest for full custody in 6% of custody cases. And those 6% of cases that men actually bother to make a legal argument as to why they should get custody, it is granted in full or partially 91% of the time. There's another statistic I saw that's really fascinating, by the way. Where if a woman alleges that her partner was sexually abusive towards the child, they are more likely to get custody. I shall repeat that. I did not make a mistake. If a woman alleges during a custody battle that the father was sexually abusive to the child, statistically speaking, they are then more likely to win some custody. So, if you want to talk about statistics, those are the ones to commit to long-term memory. Okay.

2:10:21
Unknown_23: Um, cope code 12 B. I need canned responses to her being a bitch. All she asks is if you're full of shit. Cope code C. I learned and I prevail. D. There were parts where I cooked.

2:10:54
Unknown_23: It wasn't all bad dough. Let him cook, bro. Unc was cooking. And E. I had too many papers in front of me. Too many papers. Oh my God. Here, look.

Unknown_08: violently assaulted by the paper chat oh I don't know if you could if you could even hear that because I got my filter on so I might have just screamed like low tax for no reason um okay cope code 13 Anna was controlling the framing and yet accepted the framing

2:11:43
Unknown_23: And you, so this is second person. This is someone, like, describing to her what to say. Because I think what happens is that the Dominican is the one actually writing this shit, and then she just plays it wrong. And then code 14, I spread myself too thin. Well... No chance of that happening. Code code 15. I have so much respect for full-time debaters like Destiny. So much respect. These debate bros, they deserve our respect chat. It's really hard to go up there and talk then. Code code 16. She has a machine. I have three people. We are understaffed.

2:12:16
Unknown_23: That is insane. That is insane. You do a fucking podcast, and you're understaffed with three people? So please give me money. Chat, I need to hire two editors and a Dominican man to write my scripts for me. Let's get those fucking subs out, chat. Let's get the fucking subs up. Let's sponsor me on GitHub. All right. Gumroad, man at the internet at gumroad.com. I need a Dominican to write my scripts.

2:12:50
Unknown_23: All right, that's it. That's enough for Pearl Davis. I'm sick of her. Saji! Let's hear what Saji's got to say.

Unknown_16: And I went to go put on my work shirt that I've been wearing.

Unknown_16: Mind you, I just washed.

Unknown_07: No! No!

Unknown_07: Saji!

Unknown_23: Oh, my God.

Unknown_23: Don't do this to me. Dude, I fucking hate YouTube. I'm gonna have to lose like three or four different things that I got then because, um, it's angry at me and I can't YouTube down. Dude, we got to take Neil Mahan and we got to put them in a fucking jail cell and we got to ship them back to where he fucking belongs. Cause this fucking faggot has ruined this fucking website. What the fuck are we doing? If you own shares in Google, you gotta file an investor report to get the fuck rid of this fucking cunt.

2:13:28
Unknown_23: I can't even YouTube download it because they broke that too recently and they haven't updated it yet. I tried. I don't think it was from a lack of preparation. I tried to get this shit clipped before the stream and it wouldn't let me.

Unknown_23: Yeah, because it's pissed off about my VPN because I'm not using my good one right now. I'm not using my good VPN.

2:14:08
Unknown_23: Because I'm using my British VPN for a specific reason. So it will be worth it. But unfortunately, I'm just going to have to tell you what Sagittarius Shoddy and Chantel have said. And we're going to have to skip those segments.

Unknown_23: Which I guess will be alright because we had Tricky Tom to fill in. We got to stuff curfew Tom instead. Sagittarius Shoddy relayed a story about how she had a customer who was a new Canadian, Chet. A new Canadian.

2:14:40
Unknown_23: And she relayed to the world. Let me just try it one more time. Maybe Neil Mahan will let me play this one, Chet. 4645. It's a funny story, Chet, but you may not get to hear it because Neil Mahan.

Unknown_23: Why does Neil Mahan want me to have this one but not this one? Is this video gone?

Unknown_23: Is it just gone? What the fuck?

2:15:16
Unknown_16: It's the same thing that I offer in the regular session.

Unknown_23: Is she recording herself with a John and talking about how small his penis is? Oh my god.

Unknown_16: Yeah.

Unknown_23: Do you want to do it someday? Do you want to do it Sunday?

Unknown_23: And she's like, she's like recording herself as he's there. Like, do you want to do it Sunday? And she's like, it's small. He's got a small Indian penis. By the way, I talked on my last stream about how Indians... No, I talked with PPP. And somebody got so pissed off about how I told the story that the UN makes two condom sizes internationally. There's an international standard and an Indian standard. Because Indian penises are so small that if they wear the international standard, it will tear during sex because it's loose. And somebody wrote up a literal nine paragraph essay about how that's bullshit and I'm wrong. And has been like lashing out at people, calling them Indians for some reason, for some unthinkable reason. If they dare say that he is coping and seating and probably brown. So that is a fun fact that they don't want you to know about SARS.

2:15:55
Unknown_23: Then you let me rub your clit twice or thrice.

Unknown_16: Yeah, that's fine.

2:16:32
Unknown_01: Yeah? Mhm. Okay.

Unknown_16: You're laughing in a very cute way.

Unknown_01: Hm? You're laughing in a very cute way.

Unknown_16: Oh, thanks, hun.

Unknown_23: You're laughing in a very cute way, madam.

Unknown_11: What's your ethnicity?

Unknown_16: I'm white.

Unknown_23: Ma'am, what does it cost? Are you of a high cost? I'm Brahman.

Unknown_23: Are you Swiss? Are you Swiss? This dude sees Sagittarius shoddy and asks, you must be a beautiful Swiss Alp queen, madam. You must be a high cost Swiss woman. Look at her face of incredulity.

2:17:05
Unknown_23: Like, what?

Unknown_16: Sweden? Are you from Sweden, mom? No, I'm just Canadian, hun. Yeah, what are you?

Unknown_14: I'm from India.

Unknown_16: India? Oh, that's beautiful.

Unknown_16: Thank you.

2:17:37
Unknown_23: All women are liars. They're skilled liars.

Unknown_23: Yeah. Yeah. And this is it.

Unknown_23: One more minute. What's going to happen this minute? I'm sorry. I'm making the place a little dirty.

Unknown_16: Oh, it's okay. The floor was already dirty.

Unknown_06: Okay. I didn't.

2:18:09
Unknown_23: This is awkward. I guess this is how a prostitute indicates to you that services have been rendered and you gotta fuck off now? She just, like, looks down at her phone until you leave? Is this... I don't know. Is this how this works? If you have an Indian guy being creepy after services are rendered, you just stare at your phone until they fuck off?

Unknown_16: Okay, have a good night, hon. You too. Okay. Bye.

Unknown_23: Oh, she's leaving. Okay.

Unknown_23: Oh, she escorted him out.

Unknown_25: Subby clips.

Unknown_23: Oh, I'm so glad I waited. I forgot about this. She describes the penis as a chubby clit. Literally, Sagittarius Shadi is saying that Indian men have little clitties.

2:18:41
Unknown_16: The chubby C-L-I-T.

Unknown_16: Cute C-L-I-T guy. Cute.

Unknown_16: He didn't stink or nothing, but he was like touching me.

Unknown_16: My repose is scheduled for like 20 minutes from now. I got a shower quickly and I'll be book Incredible Okay, next I think I have one minute of chantal getting attacked by a cat get ready

2:19:13
Unknown_15: I wake up now in the night gasping because she turns off my CPAP. She literally, I saw her do it. She takes her pawn. She knows the button. She takes her pawn. She pushes on it. She steps on it because it started with, she would bring me her toy in the night and she would jump on the CPAP. It would turn off and she would get a reaction from that. So, and then I would throw the toy.

2:19:59
Unknown_15: So she is smart. She knows that, okay, if her CPAP goes off, she's going to wake up. I'm going to get a reaction from her.

Unknown_23: She's going to wake up one day with a pillow on her face and the cat is trying to push both front paws into it as hard as it possibly can. That's very funny.

Unknown_23: Okay, so just a brief update with what she's been up to. She's going back and forth with Salah still. Here's her complaining about stuff. Okay. Here's her reading the romantic, hot romantic entanglements between her and Salah.

Unknown_15: Then I said, it'll be good to see you again. And then he took a moment to reply and he replied, yes, business partner, LOL.

2:20:33
Unknown_15: And then I was like, you know what?

Unknown_15: I'm going to set my boundaries right now and let you know. So I told him how I feel. I'm like, is that all I am to you? A business partner? What do you mean business partner? Because we were going to do vlogs there.

Unknown_15: And he's like, I'm not your business partner. I'm someone you spent three years of your life with.

Unknown_15: And I listed all these personal things I did for him. All these things he did for me. And then he just doesn't answer me. Oh, he replied. He quoted my he quoted himself saying, LOL. And he's like, you missed this part. I was like, OK.

2:21:14
Unknown_15: If if if you feel the same way as me, it will be.

Unknown_23: He doesn't give a fuck about you, too. OK, so in Chantel's defense.

Unknown_23: She has decided that Keemstar's offer for her to be on low-cal bus is insufficient. He's not offering enough money. So she has enough dignity to be like, if you're going to pay me to put pie in my face like Amberlynn, you better pay the big fucking bucks. But she apparently does not have the self-respect required to just dump Salah finally and take off that fucking cuck rig that she's wearing. So to try and make Salah jealous, because he still watches her streams for whatever reason, she has opened something called...

2:21:48
Unknown_23: I don't know what the fuck this is. She's opened some kind of Middle Eastern dating app to try and find a man. And we're going to watch like a minute of this, okay?

Unknown_23: You Pakistan. You Pakistan?

Unknown_15: Oh, Pakistan.

Unknown_06: I'm getting all people from Pakistan battling me today.

Unknown_06: You are beautiful. You are a beautiful thing.

2:22:24
Unknown_15: Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.

Unknown_06: You are my friend. You are my friend.

Unknown_15: Friend?

Unknown_06: Yes.

Unknown_15: Oh, follow. Yeah, I'll follow you.

Unknown_05: Thank you, my best friend. Thank you. Thank you, my friend. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, apparently this is TikTok duets.

Unknown_23: Okay, she's trying to meet a TikToker to hang out with.

Unknown_05: This goes on for five minutes. She talks to this fucking retard for five minutes. I'm not going to ever see these people. I don't care.

2:23:01
Unknown_23: Okay. That's it. That's what she's doing now. She's on TikTok. She's also on kick. Wonderful.

Unknown_23: Next, J.K. Rowling, the queen, J.K. Rowling, issued this petition, which according to their parliamentary system, once a petition reaches 100,000 signatures, it must be read in parliament. So J.K. Rowling pushed this petition, which then received 135 signatures in four days. No small feat, meaning that it will be presented in front of the green bleachers, if I'm correct. That's a building with the parliament where everyone sits in the green seats. The petition is, cancel the clinical trial into puberty blockers and safeguard vulnerable children. So while they did cancel puberty blockers and other HRT hormone things for children, they then relaunched an investigation to determine the efficacy of these things. And JK Rowling and her team would like to see that put an end to. So they asked, the government is aware of the potential irreversible impact, physical and emotional, of puberty blockers, having acknowledged an unacceptable safety risk following the CAS review. Yet hundreds of children are about to be given puberty blockers under a government-sanctioned trial. We want this trial to be canceled. We believe that the answer for children with feeling dis-ease in their bodies... I like how they had to put a hyphen there to make sure it's not disease. Feeling dis-ease with their bodies, many of whom are autistic, is the passage of time and natural progression in puberty coupled with explorative therapy.

2:24:14
Unknown_23: We believe, hopefully not with John Money. Hopefully, we believe that the answer is never medicalization that can harm brain development, bone growth, sexual functioning, and lead to infertility. And that to put children on a path towards such harm is the antithesis of safeguarding. Let us not be written into history as a country that knowingly harmed vulnerable children.

2:24:54
Unknown_23: And that has reached it. So it is four days until it goes to the parliament. Then they will respond within a week.

Unknown_23: Fun times. Good job.

Unknown_23: And then finally, this is from the Shani for Christ, who I talk about very sparingly, but who is just such a train wreck that I have to bring her up every so often. And I have to remind people who she is.

Unknown_23: Shani for Christ is a very, very, very disgusting fat woman who for the longest time had the biggest yes man simp ever called Rev. They had several children that I think he was a stepfather to, and he had no biological children of his own with her. Correct me if I'm wrong. Um, they're both complete wasters, like the most shameless fucking grifters ever. She's like a, like a super faux Christian beggar who does only fans. Rev's penis is very, very small. They call it baby carrot. However, the Soy Jack people probably have their own word for it now that Shani apparently has learned. And, uh, after their breakup where they yelled at each other and a couple of people, I think Shani even ended up on a psychiatric hold at some point, an involuntary hold. Um, Rev is now doing drag.

2:26:09
Unknown_23: Yes, bitches.

Unknown_25: I know that the internet is all like, what the fuck is going on, bitch?

Unknown_25: I can't talk about it.

Unknown_25: Bitch has Delta 8.

2:26:46
Unknown_25: So I'm on Tinder, I paid $12, and they want more money for me to be able to chat, bitches. What the fuck is that?

Unknown_23: Dude, can you imagine? I think I told this story before, but a long time ago, it was between when I left Australia and, no, when I left the Philippines and before I moved to Ukraine.

Unknown_23: Or, God, when was it?

Unknown_23: I want to say it was before, between, yeah, there was a brief time I was back in the U.S. for only a couple months. And before I decided to move to Ukraine, I was staying in Pensacola for like just a couple months. And while I was there, I went on a dating app. This is my only experience with a dating app. And I put in my details. And the first match I got was with a transgender foot fetishist. And I immediately deleted the profile. I deleted the app. And I never, ever used an app again. Okay. Okay. it wasn't even a match. It didn't work like Tinder. It was just like, this person like showed interest in you. And I read the profile and it was the very first thing that I read. And I'm just like, no, this is not the path I want to go down. This is not what I want to do with my time. I'm, I am done with this. So I just deleted it. And then I left the entire country. Then I fled the United States for about half, almost a decade. And I just left. I just said, fuck this shit. I'm going, bye-bye. Bye-bye.

2:28:10
Unknown_23: Alright. So that's Rev. That's what he's up to.

Unknown_23: Next!

Unknown_23: Speaking of good old UK, Clint Saunders took the ashes, the urn of Cobes. That's a nice looking urn. It's very gothic. Took it to Big Ben because, as many of you will know, Cobes was an aficionado of clock towers around the world. And there was no clock tower that he held in higher esteem than that of Big Ben. So Clint took his boy's ashes all the way from Wyoming to London to complete a promised voyage to see Big Ben in person chat. Very heart-touching, very uplifting chat.

2:28:50
Unknown_23: And there's no way to really cut from that, so we're just going to stumble into an update from Clint. Dick and Vito, who have had a little bit of a tizzy with their relationship. Now, it's hard to talk about this because... Dick, this is your fault. I just want to let you know. When everything that you do is fake and gay, it's really hard to give a fuck.

2:29:26
Unknown_23: But, I don't know. There's a potential that this might develop into something funnier, so I might as well mention it.

Unknown_23: Dick asked... Vito, if you'd be willing to give up mod powers, because apparently he's been censoring the YouTube chat and comment section. And Dick just drew a line. Because he knows. He's not an idiot. He knows how to grift and make money. And he knows that a part of what draws attention and viewership and money to your audience is what Amberlynn learned. That you need the hate watchers there. You need people... If you have a debate show where one person is an irreprehensible, fat, pedophile loser, you need people that are going to be there just to make fun of him. That's his job, is to have peanuts thrown at him. So him to... Ban people is really against the profit-making ethos of the show. So he asked Vito if he would be willing to give up the mod powers. Vito gave a non-committal answer and said, just email me. I'm not really sure what it is you want. Just send me a message and tell me what you're asking for. And then Dick kicked Vito from the stream, finally kicked Vito after 215 episodes, finally kicked the fat fuck and said, all right, show's over guys. It's been fun. Thank you for supporting the show. All of you. It was a good show for a while, but there you have it. Goodbye, everybody. And this is like the potential second fallout. I don't know. Is there a clip for this?

2:30:39
Unknown_23: um sir thumbnail your fucking images bro look at this this fucking anime avatar anti-anime autist or closet pedos okay here let me fix this for you real quick here i'm gonna fix your thumbnail i'm gonna fix your title for you all right thumbnail send the alert

2:31:23
Unknown_23: Oh, I can't sign into my admin account. I'm going to leave a note to myself to edit your fucking title to say that you want to fuck little anime girls in the ass.

Unknown_23: All right. I don't want to read his fucking copes on that shit.

Unknown_17: I want to see the clip of this.

Unknown_23: I want to see Eric July's reaction. Did nobody fucking clip this shit?

Unknown_23: 45 minutes of Vito talking. No, thank you. Just show me the part.

Unknown_22: It has the power to.

2:31:56
Unknown_23: Oh, this is the part with the medallion. Oh, you're pissing it off.

Unknown_22: Oh, you are full on pissing it off. You're pointing at me and shaking it. I'm not shaking shit.

Unknown_00: It's shaking. You're such a fucking asshole, dude.

Unknown_22: I fucking hate you so much. Don't infect my side of the room.

Unknown_23: Is the clip.

Unknown_23: How do you post this and then not clip it? Dude, this is the issue that you have. Oh, okay. Wow, okay, that is a good clip. Thank you for that. So Dick made an offer on the show that he could formally have... 50% of the biggest problem in the universe if he gave him $1. And then supposedly, Vito never gave him $1.

2:32:28
Unknown_23: So therefore, Dick owns 100% of the podcast. But apparently, Chug Smuckle has epically owned him and has found the $1 clip.

Unknown_23: I don't know if I have a single.

Unknown_17: I don't have change, unfortunately. That's too bad.

2:33:06
Unknown_21: So I will now be 50% owner of the trademark of the biggest problem in the... Okay. It's taken all the ceremony. Now you're on the hook.

Unknown_23: Now I'm on the hook. You lost, buddy. You sued Maddox to get... To get the trademark, and then you sold it to Vito, a fat pedophile, for $1. One video, in a way that can never be legally disputed for any reason whatsoever, without costing thousands of dollars.

2:33:42
Unknown_23: Epic. Truly epic, indeed, Sar. I imagine being one of those people... Is there around one of those people who was into the biggest problem in the universe? Or no, what was it called? The best page in the universe. New Maddox. Saw them advertising the podcast during like an April Fool's update. Watched it. Got into the biggest problem in the universe where it was Dick and Maddox. Went through the whole Maddox loss saga. Went through the years and years of the Dick show where he was suing Maddox and getting sued by Maddox. And then, after all the drama, you're stuck with him. Because there's got to be at least one person. And you're still like, maybe this is all a joke. Maybe one day we can get rid of Vito the pedo. And we can have the biggest problem without Vito the pedo in it. And then you watch this clip after all of that.

2:34:17
Unknown_23: And you watch him sell half of it for one fucking dollar to the grossest fat retard who has ever lived.

Unknown_23: It must suck. Must suck to be that guy.

2:34:50
Unknown_23: Next. This is Daddy of Five. He is now in jail for malicious wounding. I believe he was having a basketball game and he got pissed and hit a teenager on the court. So now he's in jail. If I remember correctly, Mommy of Five, Family of Five was a really big YouTube channel. They had a scandal that they were abusing the kids. And now he's just washed up white trash, punching teenagers on a basketball court like a fucking wigger.

Unknown_23: Incredible times.

2:35:25
Unknown_23: And then Scott Adams is dead. I don't really know how to approach this. Scott Adams is, if you don't know, for whatever reason, Scott Adams became famous in 2015 because he was one of the first prominent voices in a much different era to step up and say that he thought that Donald Trump was going to become the next president of the United States. When Donald Trump had first descended, because some people, I guess it's been over 10 years, so if you're 18 listening to this, you were 8 when this happened, right? So you don't remember this.

Unknown_23: When Donald Trump first descended down the elevator of Trump Tower in Las Vegas, known as a... What's the word? Cavalting? Cavorting? Cohorting? Billionaire real estate developer with his trophy wife. And he said he was going to run for president in the United States of America. Everyone thought this guy has fucking lost it. This is like a joke. This is like a stunt to like... make himself more famous. And then he gets on stage and he says something that nobody has been able to say in the United States for over 20 years. He says, we got to send all the Mexicans back and we got to build a giant wall. And everyone's like, you can't do that. You can't just deport Mexicans and build a giant wall. The fuck? This is like a joke. And then...

2:36:37
Unknown_23: he started to win. He started to win primaries across the country. He started to go up in polls and all these like entrenched, swampy asshole Republicans that were just like in the system for 10 years were losing to this orange asshole that couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut. And Scott Adams, a cartoonist who made Dilbert, a very dry corporate humor kind of Oh, isn't office work so dreary? Like weekly cartoonist came out and said that everybody knew because everybody knows Dilbert. It's like a big comic franchise in the U.S. Came out and said he was going to be president. And everyone's like, are you fucking nuts? Are you retarded? He's like a big orange asshole who says politically incorrect things. You can't talk about kicking out all the Mexicans and win. We have to be subservient to Mexicans at all time. Because we're like an underclass group of slaves. He's like, nah, he's going to win because people like how he talks.

2:37:11
Unknown_23: And then he's funny. And he was discounted. And then the next person I remember who actually said that Trump was going to win was that woman. From Fox News. Ann Coulter? Is that who I'm thinking of? She has like a very deep voice and she looks really mean. I think it's Ann Coulter is who I'm thinking of. But she was the next one I remember coming out and saying for real that he was going to win. So then...

2:37:51
Unknown_23: after he won, because Scott Adams was like the first person who called it, everyone looked at him like he was this seer who could pierce the veil and just knew things, just knew unknowable things. So he became like this font of wisdom in a new era of politics that was defined by Trump's victory. Because literally up until the night of the election, nobody thought he would win, for sure. And We were still living in like an old era. But literally the day that the election results came in and he had won and Hillary conceded, it was like, okay, we're now like in the Trump era of politics. And Scott Adams was like the enlightened seer of the Trump – early Trump era. And – He started doing his own cartoon because he got desyndicated by his publishing group. He started to talk about his books. I actually own one of his books, How to Fail at Everything and Still Win Big, which is an interesting read. I would actually recommend it if you're into that kind of stuff. and he did his coffee show, and he was held in general high regards, I think. I think the issue with him is that he continued to be pro-Trump unapologetically, even when Trump did stuff that was unpopular. So he kind of just looked like a suck-ass. And then COVID hit, and because he was an older man, he freaked the fuck out and said everyone should get vaxxed right away, and if you don't get vaxxed, you're going to die horrifically. And then when it came out that COVID was just the flu and he was a paranoid goon, he said, well, you know, I guess 50-50 and I lost my bet. And it just so happens that the other people who guessed differently were, like, better. But there was an underlying... Ideological difference there people were opposed to the mandatory vaccines because they don't they went bodily autonomy So it's not really a coin toss as it is a matter of principle that he was wrong on And he never conceded that as far as I know So after that he really fell out of favor with trump people And then he got he got divorced from his wife I want to say and he hooked up with a much younger woman which kind of made him look like an asshole And then he got prostate cancer And then he died

2:40:19
Unknown_23: so none of it mattered really um but i don't know i i had one encounter with him i want to say that someone clipped it where i was a really big dickhead to him and he replied let me see if i can find it real quick um

Unknown_23: I may not be able to find it because I think it's in a different thread, but I said something about how he cheated on his wife and he had shitty, uh, vax blood.

Unknown_23: And he came at me and said something. And I said, okay, grandpa, calm down. My blood is pure or something. So I was like a huge dickhead to him. And then he died.

Unknown_23: That's my only encounter with him, but his book was good. I haven't read the other ones. Uh, and he, um, was, uh, was recognized by a stone toss. I suppose that this is, uh, honor. It's a cute thing that, uh, comic artists do when someone, when a fellow comic artist dies, they usually commiserate their, their demise in some way. So this is a proper Dilbert style cartoon where the boss, uh, comes up and says, the big boss is coming in for the performance reviews. So look sharp. And then it's Jesus because apparently on his deathbed, he had a deathbed conversion. He said, I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior.

2:41:10
Unknown_23: Uh,

Unknown_23: And just the way that that was announced, it just immediately reminded me of this clip, which I will now play for you.

2:41:51
Unknown_23: That'll give you time to reflect.

Unknown_17: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior.

Unknown_09: Yes, made it.

Unknown_23: Sorry, I'm an asshole. I can't take anything seriously. Um, this is from Xavier Renegade Angel, by the way. I absolutely positively despise Xavier Renegade Angel when it came out. Cause I was young and I would watch this when I was like up too late and I couldn't sleep before school. And it was just like nonsense to me. However, as an adult, Xavier Renegade Angel is one of the finest things ever produced and put on television. And I cannot possibly believe that it actually got made and syndicated on Cartoon Network. It is simply amazing.

2:42:30
Unknown_23: Honestly, probably one of the best shows literally ever made. It's inconceivable.

Unknown_23: Next.

Unknown_23: That's not really how it happened, but who cares? Apparently, he told somebody in his final moments. Okay. I'm not saying that he literally got thrown into a vat of beans. And as he was melting in the beans, he did that. Okay. He saw heart palpitations in the monitor and did it and said, yes, made it. Like, look, okay, I'm making a joke. Chill out. Okay. Next.

2:43:05
Unknown_23: Next. This faggot, I'm going to use that generously, okay, this absolute-looking faggot, apparently called Phil's mom? DSP's mom? I will play, like, a second of this, because I don't know who this guy is, and I don't give a shit. But his filters are fucking gay, and if someone beat him with a shovel, he probably deserved it.

2:43:49
Unknown_07: David?

Unknown_07: Yeah.

Unknown_07: No, he's not here. Can I take a message?

Unknown_23: Can I ask what your name is, sorry? British! Oh my God, bro. Why do we let British people live? If we nuked England, if we carpet bombed England with nuclear hellfire, there would not be a single fucking thing lost. There is literally no reason not to nuke England right now.

Unknown_23: Sorry, I can't stand to hear English. Okay, so after Phil's mom got called, he decided to have a big retard chimp out about it. Because, of course, when someone's trolling you, the first thing that you want to do is go on the internet and act like a total fucking clown so that everyone knows it happens. So that this irrelevant retard that nobody's ever heard of streaming to 100 people gets rebroadcasted everywhere as a result. And people know to continue to do this to get reactions. He promised he would go nuclear. Dun, dun, dun.

2:44:21
Unknown_23: And apparently, because some random British guy called his mum, his response of going nuclear was to simply complain about low-tier God. So a low-tier God posted these DMs in public. And he says, gotta be a sexual obsession at this point. Catch me live later, she-man.

2:45:06
Unknown_23: Um... This is from DarkSidePhil to LowTierGod. Hey, Dallowan. Wow, that's a horrible name. Happy holidays. Sorry to hear you got photographed and harassed by some retard when you were just trying to live your life and have a normal day. This has happened to me multiple times, too. Just wanted to invite you on my Christmas marathon one last time. Not hostile at all, but for a friendly convo. It's all day on Tuesday, December 23rd. and I can get you on via discord. It's looking like I'll have a good variety of guests and you'd be the perfect one to top the list. So let me know. Um, and then he replied again. Oh, this is from November night. So he posted these messages, I guess. And that pissed dark side, fill off.

2:45:42
Unknown_18: Okay. As long as he's making money, then he's happy.

Unknown_18: Okay. So for wings, wings is happy when he eats, uh,

Unknown_18: gives him the endorphin rush, makes him feel good about himself.

2:46:18
Unknown_18: For LTG, it's making money, printing the dollars, getting that bag.

Unknown_18: My answer is very simple. If I feel like I've done something to help someone else or improve someone's life for today, that's a day when I feel like I did something good. And that makes me feel happy about myself. Outside of that, you know, every day is just another day. One day I make a ton of money. One day I make a little bit of money, right? One day we have a great stream. One day we have a shitty stream, you know? It's all white noise. It's ups and downs. It all balances out in the long run.

Unknown_23: The low tier God and wings of redemption are bad because when they stream, they try to make money.

2:46:56
Unknown_23: But he is selfless. You know, there is that graph I'm reminded of as he says this, where it was an internal Twitch report. And they analyzed the most successful streamers. And one of the metrics that they used in their various comparisons was streamer income versus follower count or subscriber count. So the ratio of their profit to the size of their audience, roughly. And DarkSidePhil was not only the single most profitable streamer on Twitch in terms of audience versus income, but he was the most profitable streamer on Twitch by a margin, by like twice, more than twice. I want to say he was making like $20 per sub, and the next highest was like some thought who made $6 per sub. It was like an incredible divergence between first and second place where Phil was the top. So it's like... You're not only making money. You're making an absurd amount of money versus other streamers producing from a smaller audience. So why would you ever say that you're not there to make money, chat? It's so frustrating, and there's not really much to him. He's just like a beggar, and he's a dumb asshole. But I think the things like this that he says really piss off his A-logs. And then he rewards his A-logs so well by like chimping out at them. They're just stuck. They're just like obsessed with him forever. There's nothing that they can do. They can't look away anymore. They just have to call out all of his inconsistencies because he's such a dickhead.

2:48:22
Unknown_23: Next, Hasan Piker has shocked his dog.

Unknown_23: Again. So this is the obese troon jannies of live stream fails are in a panic trying to sweep it up.

2:49:03
Unknown_04: God, I can't believe the protesters that are that are protesting against settler fairs that are taking place in the synagogue are actually the bad ones in this.

Unknown_07: Guys.

Unknown_07: Are you shitting me?

Unknown_04: God, I can't believe the protesters that are... That are protesting... Again... The way he tries to be so discreet about it. God, I can't believe the protesters that are... That are protesting... Against Seth... He's like, hidden behind bottles and shit.

Unknown_23: He's like, oh, I'm just reaching for my coffee, bro.

2:49:43
Unknown_23: Shock, shock, shock.

Unknown_04: It's so f***ing stupid. Like... You like Kameni tweet when he responsible for killing so many people. Listen, sometimes, sometimes you can find poetry in the strangest places. Yeah. Persian. I am Persian.

Unknown_04: I am Persian. I am not Iranian.

Unknown_23: Was I shocking the dog in this one too? There's a clip of him being racist to Persians. Oh, okay. Who gives a fuck?

Unknown_23: Is he going to shock a Persian too? Don't shock a Persian, bro.

2:50:15
Unknown_23: Isn't a Persian the evolved form of Meowth? And Pokemon. He would shock a Persian. That would be the perfect Pokemon for Hasan Piker. Is a Persian. Because it's like the evil boss guy in the cartoon. But he would definitely put a shock collar on it. And it would shock a Persian. Every time he could.

Unknown_23: So Futuristic Hub. Who is the Minecraft creepy guy. Who has been in a lawsuit for forever. Issued a threat against all Kiwi Farms users. He says.

2:50:49
Unknown_23: It's no secret when I say this. So you Kiwi farmers losers can stop fighting me about it. Brandon Keating and David Tyler Moss are criminals. They will get to see what's coming to them. And yes, I want to see them dead. You can stop challenging me about this. The days will come when justice prevails. So when you're like in a lawsuit, you do not want to issue death threats against the opposing party. That is a bad idea. The court looks negatively upon death threats chat.

2:51:23
Unknown_23: Next. J.F. Gariepi has announced that he has lost 50 pounds in a matter of four months through crash dieting. Now, I have crunched the numbers. In order to lose 50 pounds in four months, you will have to run a caloric deficit of approximately 1,560 calories, which means that J.F. is probably eating, if this is true, fewer than 400 calories per day. which is absurd. I have been eating 1100 per day. I have lost five pounds since January 1st.

2:51:54
Unknown_23: And there's no fucking way that you can sustainably lose weight at that rate. So you would just be miserable. You'd be hungry all the fucking time and not able to concentrate. So, over 10 pounds a month, he says. That's quite the reduction. Nice work. Any special tricks? Then he says, Dapagliflozin Gatorade Zero Salvation. One lettuce tuna salad a day or sometimes skip a day.

2:52:27
Unknown_23: So, what the fuck is Dapagliflozin? SGL2 inhibitor. It's not impressive to lose weight when you take drugs, bro.

Unknown_23: He's literally paying for weight loss drugs. That's embarrassing. There is no discernible difference in his opinion over these months. To make matters even less plausible, he has spent much of his time posting photos of rich, calorie-dense home cooking projects, part of some harebrained endeavor to publish a white supremacist cookbook. So here we have Viola, Authentic, Salad and Biscuits, Butter, Milk, Fried, Chaconne, Advance, French Sauce, Cuisine, all from a single Chaconne. And this is his attempt at plating his food. And this is what he says in response to people bringing this up as an evidence that he's not losing 40 pounds or 50.

2:53:01
Unknown_23: I'm tracking my blood pressure, vital parameters, blood glucose, constantly staying within safe parameters. Howard the Sixth says, so you haven't been eating all this white people food that you've been posting? And he says, one by each, rest goes into trash, or sometimes I give it to neighbors or kids if feasible. So he took, what he's trying to say is, is that he cooked an entire whole chicken. He butchered it and then made gravy from it, buttered and fried the chicken into buttermilk biscuits, plated it in the gravy, and then took a single bite out of each piece of chicken and then gave it to his neighbors.

2:53:47
Unknown_23: I don't believe him. I do not believe that that is what he is doing. He also... He also says that he's feeding this to his kids. And it's like, I just can't imagine a little baby eating fried chicken.

2:54:22
Unknown_23: It's kind of dangerous. Kind of like a choking hazard.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Is this his house?

Unknown_23: That's his house on Prince Edward Island. $60,000. That's very affordable. You too can live in this house, Chet.

Unknown_23: And Prince Edward, that's pretty. But then you'd be in Canada, Chet. That's tragic.

2:54:56
Unknown_23: Next, Vitaly Zdorovetsky has been ordered to be deported from the Philippines. So some months ago, there was contemplation of if he would serve up to 20 years in the most rancid, fetid Filipino prisons possible. while he awaited trial. It seems that being a foreigner has owed him, earned him some grace. They have expedited his, um, his trial. And I believe the judge probably said, okay, well, you've been in Filipino prison for like six, six months awaiting trial. So we're just going to call it square Z. We're going to say that you served your sentence and you're going to get the fuck out of the Philippines. So he's being deported back to Moscow. Um, which is probably fair. That's probably a reasonable, uh, judgment there. And you know what? It probably sends a message. Don't come to the fucking, the Philippines and assault people because we will torture you and make your life a living hell, uh, for, and you'll lose an entire year of your life to the most hellish conditions you can possibly imagine. Um, So job well done. Job well done. We'll send him to the front instantly. He gets on the deportation plane and then at some point they just kick him out with a parachute and he's in Donbass and he's like, oh, fuck.

2:56:08
Unknown_23: Oh, fuck.

Unknown_23: They just hand him a rifle and some vodka. Watch out for the drones, comrade.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Black streamer on Kik Convy gets shot at. Let's take a look. Okay, so we can tell who actually came from the hood and who did not based on this reaction.

2:56:41
Unknown_23: The guy in the black hoodie? From the hood. The other two? They fucking posers. Okay.

Unknown_23: That guy, look, there's, it was not even like an attempt for him to warn the others. He's just like, I gotta lay across their lap so they get shot and not me.

2:57:16
Unknown_01: What the heck?

Unknown_23: All those, those are fakers right there. Okay, fakers. You can see a laser pointer on his head. Holy shit. Was this a targeted assassination attempt? What the fuck was the outcome on those? Warms my heart to see that Twitch chat's reaction to three people being shot at was to immediately spam PogChamp. Okay, I have to go out of order here. I talked about my GitHub projects earlier. Where is the GitHub for you, Sipset? Here we go. Okay, look, I want to show you something. This is from code that was generated by the... the AI...

2:57:50
Unknown_07: I'll say it's this.

Unknown_07: I'm not going to be able to find it.

Unknown_07: This is the right one. No, I can't find it. God damn it.

Unknown_23: I don't know which file it would be in off the top of my head. It has like...

2:58:26
Unknown_23: bunch of mock responses for like a dummy chat so you can see how chat messages appear in the editor and it has like a bunch of like like dumb shit and that also made me think of the Gladys thing where it's like this is you this is how dumb you sound like the AI has perfectly perfected how fucking retarded livestream chatters sound for like twitch people because it's just like the most it's like w stream is like a message like the ai thinks that humans when they interact with a chat are like w stream w streamer it's just like asinine shit like that that is kind of creepy that it knows how to do that apparently it's gang related so i don't know i don't know if this is actually like a targeted assassination attempt or whatever

2:59:24
Unknown_23: Next, I mentioned that I would need to use an English proxy at some point in this stream for great justice. To the point where it would be worth it if we lost a shoddy video in the process.

Unknown_23: As some of you may have seen, if you peruse the social media platform formerly known as Twitter in the last day, the United Kingdom sponsored an anti-extremist video game that can be played in your browser called Pathways. The main antagonist of this game is the girl on the left with the purple hair and the choker. She is a right-wing radical who attempts to, uh, entice poor Charlie into a extremist, uh, xenophobic perspective, British nationalist perspective. And apparently the purpose of this game is that, um,

3:00:11
Unknown_23: At the end of it, if you have a British IP and you pick the wrong options, they literally tell you that your IP has been reported to the police and you will be investigated for right-wing extremism, which is, of course, the good ending that we're trying to get. Now, Amelia has apparently already been turned into a right-wing icon by Gooners, but I do want to play through the game. Apparently, it takes half an hour, so strap in, and this will be the conclusion for the game. But before I play it, I'd like to shout out as well that Bruno has made... Chudways which is a parody of this so this is featured on the forum right now if you want to go play Chudways as well this is shout out by UK Pathways navigating gaming the internet and extremism

3:00:59
Unknown_23: Welcome to Pathways, an interactive game where you determine your journey. In this game, you'll have to choose between certain options that can lead to different outcomes. Let's see where your path takes you. I should clarify, I have never played this before. I have no idea what happens in it, except for the fact that Amelia is the bad guy, and people are really into her because they're gooners.

3:01:38
Unknown_19: Oh, God, British people.

Unknown_07: Got it.

Unknown_19: From the three alternative options presented, you will use your mouse to select one based on the information given and what outcome you think this will have.

Unknown_19: The choices you make will determine the route your character takes.

Unknown_23: So it's basically life is strange.

Unknown_19: Remember to be aware of getting trapped in risky or harmful situations, as the different choices can lead to situations involving extremism and radicalization. I thought it was extremism.

3:02:18
Unknown_23: damaging the outcome oh no it looks like me i'm italian okay chapter one charlie was enjoying an online game with friends legally distinct minecraft charlie had not long started attending a new college in east riding and they were so relieved to have made me friends having recently left school So Charlie is a they them? Okay.

Unknown_19: That's cringe. Why even ask me what my gender is then? On the internet?

3:02:52
Unknown_21: Someone on this website has encouraged Charlie to download a video, but Charlie is unsure.

Unknown_23: Let's download this video. That's enough up for me.

Unknown_19: How should Charlie react?

Unknown_23: I'm downloading that fucking video. I'm not going to be gay.

Unknown_19: Charlie wanted to continue being part of their new online community.

Unknown_07: Okay.

Unknown_19: Charlie downloaded the video and shared it with different people online.

3:03:35
Unknown_23: He shared it? Why is he sharing it?

Unknown_19: Charlie felt relieved and happy that people were liking the video and also sharing it.

Unknown_19: Deep down, Charlie wasn't sure if this was the right thing to do, as some of the ideas in the video were extreme and violent.

Unknown_23: Am I even going to get to know what's in the video?

Unknown_19: It's important to remember that downloading or streaming certain content can lead to a terrorist offence conviction.

Unknown_23: That watching a video in the UK can lead to a terrorist conviction. Charlie has just committed terrorism under UK law by watching a video. That is awful. How are you... How do you put this together? How do British people... Honestly, this is why I don't believe that everyone has a soul. How does any dumb fuck retard hole in the UK announce this line for their game thing and think, wow... I'm a bad guy. I'm a terrorist. I'm terrorizing the youth. I'm threatening them with terrorist convictions because they watched a video on the internet. And it just never occurs to these fucking angloids that they're bad. They're actually the terrible people. Okay, number two.

3:04:45
Unknown_19: Charlie is receiving an important grade on a piece of work they submitted for their hospitality course at college.

Unknown_23: Okay, so... He's at college now.

Unknown_19: Okay. There she is. 100. Oh my yum yum.

3:05:27
Unknown_19: To make matters worse, somebody else got 80 out of 100. And the teacher said that this person has received a job offer.

Unknown_23: Oh, no. This test was a test for a job?

Unknown_19: But hasn't had any luck yet.

Unknown_19: Somebody else in the class. She is the hero. This is proof that immigrants are coming to the UK and taking our jobs.

Unknown_23: But they literally are economic migrants, bro.

Unknown_23: Ignore the comment and ask the course leader for feedback about how you can improve. Ignore the comment, but don't address your frustration. Agree with the comment and explore them further. I mean, she's right. When Amelia's right, we got to hand it to her.

3:06:02
Unknown_19: Charlie approached the classmate angrily. He agreed with the ideas and began shouting about them in class.

Unknown_19: The teacher let Charlie know that the school has zero tolerance on hate speech.

Unknown_23: you can't have different opinions on immigration that is hate speech the teacher was concerned by Charlie's outburst and tried to get to the bottom of it Charlie became more agitated and ended up having to sit alone for the duration of the week's lessons because of the hurtful socially isolate the young angry white boy Charlie has been chilling out all afternoon

3:06:50
Unknown_19: They've been scrolling on social media. They.

Unknown_23: That's why I'm radicalized. You keep referring to Charlie as they.

Unknown_19: They spot a video that seems to be getting a lot of attention.

Unknown_23: Just browsing Twitter as you do.

Unknown_19: Charlie watches the video and learns from the video that Muslim men are stealing the places of British war veterans in emergency accommodation.

Unknown_23: That's terrible.

Unknown_19: In the video, they explain that the government is betraying white British people and we need to take back control of our country.

Unknown_23: Okay.

3:07:25
Unknown_23: Well, engage directly with the post. This seems unfair. I want to find out more about the topic online.

Unknown_19: Charlie wasn't sure if this video was true.

Unknown_19: But the recent other encounters made them curious.

Unknown_19: Charlie went directly to the account's website and found research papers, statistics, information about protests, and more regarding the replacement of white people.

Unknown_23: So he found the sources. That's good for him.

Unknown_19: They continued browsing and encountered lots of harmful groups who agree with these sentiments.

3:08:00
Unknown_19: Charlie began intaking a lot of harmful ideological messages. In fact, some of the groups were actually illegal.

Unknown_23: Oh no.

Unknown_23: So the bad thing was to look up information? Because it might lead to you thinking things you're not supposed to?

Unknown_19: Honestly, how the fuck?

Unknown_23: I hate British people. It should be legal to kick the shit out of people that make shit like this. Charlie has been... Oh, wait. When they receive a notification.

Unknown_19: Okay. You should have your phone on mute when you're having family dinner, Charlie. Yeah. You fucker.

3:08:33
Unknown_23: Your mom's trying to enjoy dinner with you. You're off to college. She doesn't get to see you so much. You might get a job soon after you deport all the fucking immigrants. You might have a girlfriend with Amelia. She's going to have to be fighting for your attention. You can't turn your fucking phone off at the table, Charlie, you piece of shit.

Unknown_19: Amelia, Charlie's close friend, has made a video encouraging young people in Britain. It's Amelia. They're close friends now. That seeks to defend English rights.

Unknown_23: No entry. British flag. Oh, she's so hateful with her British flag chant.

Unknown_23: I, too, don't like people who wave British flags.

Unknown_19: Amelia encourages Charlie to join a secret group on an app Charlie hasn't heard of before. Matter of fact, excuse me, excuse me. Explore further or ignore.

3:09:10
Unknown_23: That URL does not match the RFC for a valid URI. Okay? That is unacceptable. This is fucking wrong. That does not fit the RFC standard for a domain. Okay, so Amelia wants her to join their Discord group, basically.

Unknown_19: Oh, I'm not going to be like, oh, I don't want to join your Discord group. Charlie thought the video the friend posted was so funny.

3:09:44
Unknown_17: She's got little glasses on.

Unknown_23: She's even doing like the Kanye meme. Charlie thought the video was from Christmas and then joined the mess.

Unknown_19: Okay.

Unknown_23: At the dinner table? It can wait.

Unknown_19: The group's going to be there. What?

Unknown_23: My Charlie isn't a lonely little freak anymore? What's going on? You some sort of right-wing extremist. I watched one episode of a TV show. Because I watched the TV shows Severance and... I can't remember the name of it. Silo. It was based off a book called Wool. They were both great. I really liked them. So I looked up what else Apple TV has made. And then the show... It was some fucking British show about the MI5. And the first episode was literally like, Oh, you think it's Brown Moses, do ya? It's actually right-wing extremism. And they showed the most... Milk toast fucking tigs. Like, we have to reduce immigration. It's bad for the economy to have the surplus of workers. And the characters are acting like... can't listen to this trope anymore this shite is so terrible isn't it and it's just like they're they're reacting to like the most like banal shit possible as if the guy's saying like we gotta kill all the brown people by sawing their heads off with fucking rusty knives if you if you spoon out the emigrant eyeballs with spoons they won't come back anymore it's like that's how they're thinking like oh my god we gotta turn this off i can't stand to listen to this Slow horses, that's it. Slow horses. I couldn't finish it. I didn't even finish the first episode. It was bad.

3:11:32
Unknown_23: Which I'm reminded of by this.

Unknown_23: Finally, he gets to meet up with Amelia and discuss his extremist ideas.

Unknown_23: Charlie's friend Amelia immediately looked interested and told them about a protest she wished she could go to herself, but was not allowed.

3:12:24
Unknown_07: Uh...

Unknown_23: Amelia totally looks interested in... Was her mum forbidding her from going to the right-wing extremism rally?

Unknown_19: Amelia spoke of a gathering that had been organised by a small political group. They would come together and protest the changes that Britain has been through in the last few years and the erosion of British values.

Unknown_23: Well, that sounds like democratic participation and lawful exercising of freedom of speech and constantly protected God-given rights to assemble and protest the government.

3:12:58
Unknown_19: Amelia talked about the banners and the pickets that her friends had made for the events and expressed a real regret that she could not go, begging Charlie to go in her place.

Unknown_23: No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm not going to no fucking rally without you, so I can take the fall. Charlie has nothing to do this weekend.

Unknown_19: And a protest sounded like an interesting thing to take part in.

Unknown_23: Ask her to come with. I'm not going to a fucking protest by myself, bitch.

Unknown_23: I don't want to. Just say you got to come with.

Unknown_23: A greater joy?

Unknown_23: Tell your friend you will watch from the sidelines.

3:13:38
Unknown_23: Okay, I want the funniest ending. But if I had to choose, I would say you got to come with.

Unknown_19: Cute arts and crafts. Charlie arrived at the protest and was swept up by the atmosphere. It was great to see so many people there.

Unknown_23: He's having fun with the like-minded individuals from his social clubs.

3:14:13
Unknown_19: Uh-oh. Everything was going well until Charlie almost became involved in a fight by accident.

Unknown_23: Everything was going well until the police showed up and beat the fuck out of him for being a right-wing extremism with the wrong ideas and the cross swords, Ben, huh?

Unknown_19: The police saw they were part of a group and took their details. Ha ha!

Unknown_23: what is that are you assembling for your rights oh you gotta you gotta give me your id no i don't have probable cause by this not knowing if their parents would be oh no not mom and dad who apparently don't live together and are divorced okay charlie thought about all the difficult choices they had needed to make in the last few weeks the narrator came back the next day and was recording from a different studio

3:14:59
Unknown_19: Some of their choices had led to changes in friendship and Charlie was feeling low as they weren't sure if they had made the right decisions.

Unknown_19: The teacher had noticed this and decided to reach out.

Unknown_19: The teacher sat with them and talked openly and frankly about the ideology that Charlie had discovered.

Unknown_23: Which shall not be named.

Unknown_19: The teacher reassured that Charlie had made the right decisions. Charlie realized that if they had chosen to engage with these harmful ideas, the consequences would have been very different.

Unknown_23: It changed the ending.

Unknown_19: Charlie accepted they may need support.

3:15:38
Unknown_23: Oh, it shows you all the endings now?

Unknown_19: Charlie's teacher made a prevent referral. A prevent referral. And they were able to provide tailored support for Charlie.

Unknown_23: See, it jinxed it. I thought having the UK IP would fix it, but no, they changed the ending.

Unknown_19: Eat the curry, Charlie.

Unknown_23: Fuck, Jess.

Unknown_19: What the fuck?

Unknown_23: On completing all the scenarios?

Unknown_19: It was decided that Charlie was at borderline risk of radicalization, given their proximity to it. Charlie engaged in various activities through Prevent. such as family counseling sessions, which helped address some of the issues at the heart of... Where they only used white people for some reason.

3:16:10
Unknown_19: They started taking up new skills and hobbies and made new friends.

Unknown_19: They also started receiving extra support at college to ensure they had someone to talk to openly about ideological thoughts.

Unknown_23: Ideological thoughts? Ideological... That's such a euphemism. Like, oh, you haven't thought about an ideology? That's no good.

3:16:45
Unknown_23: The Prevent process. Do they not show the bad ending anymore?

Unknown_19: Prevent is a referral program operated by the Home Office in partnership with local services. It was set up in 2003 as part of legislation responding to the 9-11 terror attack in the USA. The overarching aim of Prevent is to stop violent extremism from happening within our communities.

Unknown_19: Did you know that the United Arab Emirates no longer let their students come to the UK to study because their students are being radicalized by Islamic extremism?

3:17:23
Unknown_23: And while they're doing this, while the colleges are such an Islamic extremist hotbed, They are publishing shit like this because people are upset that there's Islamic extremists in their country.

Unknown_19: Prevention is an important part of the UK's counter-terrorism strategy because it seeks to tackle extremist behavior as it emerges instead of after an attack. It acknowledges that underlying issues and vulnerabilities play a role in extreme ideas and behaviors and wants to reduce the effects that push someone into extremism. It's important because Prevent doesn't seek to punish people who have fallen victim to radicalization.

3:18:00
Unknown_23: Wait, they got rid of the Amelia ending. Okay. Is this the actual video? This is like the actual Amelia ending. Okay. No, this is like secret ending. I'm experienced enough on the internet. Okay. extremist and radical playthrough okay wait i think this might be it aims to reduce the risk of violence and enable vulnerable people to live a life without hate or violence

3:18:33
Unknown_19: Who does Prevent support? Though it is rare, Prevent understands that any ideology has the potential to harm others if the right conditions are met. Prevent does not target any specific demographic, community, or ideology, and the support they offer is available to anyone who may be motivated by an ideology to behave in an extreme manner.

Unknown_23: Wait, this guy, ah, ah, this is it.

Unknown_23: Video, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Maybe I can download this one? Because I can watch it on my other browser. I'll just fuck around with it. I want to see this ending.

3:19:05
Unknown_23: Please work.

Unknown_23: Forbidden. Okay. There's got to be some way to fucking... Ooh, maybe I can YouTube DL it?

Unknown_07: Reserve tube.

Unknown_07: please please please please please please please work because otherwise it's a big pain in the ass i can't download it i can't show it on this browser okay it's uploading okay aha

3:19:57
Unknown_19: Charlie was furious that the teacher felt they needed support with their political views. Charlie was so insulted that they stormed out and went to see their friend Amelia. Together, the pair increased the amount of content they shared, attracting the attention of not just the teacher, but their parents and police too.

Unknown_19: By not accepting help in time, Charlie had given themselves an opportunity to break the law with the things they were saying and the actions they chose to take.

Unknown_23: But the things they were saying. And then they get arrested. Holy shit. Bro.

3:20:31
Unknown_23: If you're English, I hate you. I just wanted to let you know. Your country is a fucking disgrace. Your entire political system is irredeemable. Nothing except a hostile takeover and overthrowing of your government and hanging of every single person involved in constructing this apparatus will fix you. You're in a doomed nightmare world. Complete fucking hell on earth.

Unknown_23: All right, that's it. That's the end of the stream. It is now time for the Super Chat segment. Of course, the best segment. Thank you, everybody. And I'll be back on Friday for the rest of you. I also have a video on the Gumroad, assembling my keyboard, in case you're interested. The PPP video is also up on the Gumroad and the Locals. Matt at the internet.locals.com. Matt at the internet.gumroad.com. Matt at the internet.live. Alright, awesome. Eric George for 10 says, Justice for Amelia. The British killed our girl before we could even mod the Boogaloo ending. Apparently there's secret endings if you're willing to watch that. Thank you.

3:21:32
Unknown_23: Good luck being English. Hamster for 1 says, We need music in the waiting room.

Unknown_23: Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Mastery for 10 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor. Great video with Ashton. You two should start a podcast together at this point. We'll probably do it once a month or twice a month. Moving forward where we just talk shit. Thank you. Dark Weston for five says, Josh, did you really go fishing on four occasions and catch nothing? How long did you wait for a bite? A couple hours each. Yeah.

Unknown_23: RCRA69 for $100 says, remember, Josh, stay positive. I'll try my best. Thank you very, very much. I appreciate it. Bunker Housing for five says, are we winning the game? I just won the game. Asian Tech Support for 10 says, can't watch live. I have a couple bullets. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Cranky K for one says, what is with everyone who tried to cancel Pyrocynical for degeneracy being outed as being degenerates themselves?

3:22:05
Unknown_23: I mean, he was pretty fucking degenerate.

Unknown_23: Crispy Legs Forever. It's probably just a YouTube thing. Pretend says, Happy Friday. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. It is a happy Friday. Ballistic. Characteristic for $30. Says, Looking forward to the VOD. Have a great weekend. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I promise I'll get the VOD up for the last one, too. I didn't get around to it.

3:22:36
Unknown_23: Koliadante. Pretend says, Matthew Prince only hates out-of-touch censorious cabals. Say what you want about Liz Fong Jones, but he's not out-of-touch. In fact, he'll even touch you, even if you explicitly tell him not to. Oh.

Unknown_23: inspiring inspiring words thank you uh pastel starlight for five says this is my favorite type of josh monologue oh the tears and matthew's unfathomable sadness yummy you guys yummy zebedee for five says self of matthew prince hope the council of menacing bernie's mountain dogs find him into bankruptcy if only we could be so lucky Humble Yardsman for seven says, while we're at it, why not take mainland Denmark too? A foothold on the continent would be a great staging base for manifesting our destiny across the globe. What are Danes going to do about it? Surrender in six hours, like in the last one, I guess. Thank you.

3:23:25
Unknown_23: Eugulus Sneed for 20 says, I'm going to send Matthew Prince a couple of large dogs. No, stalker child, they will be ground up into pepperoni. Thank you. The Goose for five says from Adam race Borski to Adele gender Swapski. I'd love to see a second wind style podcast with Worski going full Jim Sterling asking who the father could be between Ralph Tonka and Ashton.

3:24:08
Unknown_23: I'll leave you to speculate who it could possibly be. Unadvised for 360 says, cheese fact of the week in 2004 and 7, Cranford University in the UK determined that veau boulogne was the world's smelliest cheese. In recent years, this has been contested with minger. Both, however, pale in comparison to the average jeet household. It's true. Nothing can stink that bad that grows in fine dairy.

Unknown_23: The Uncredited for five says, Josh, thank you. Gypsy Harlow for five says, Charlie is a moron. It's not rocket science that being super unruly and unhinged around the cops isn't the brightest move. No, bro, we live in a fascist autocracy, bro. John Toss for two says, Josh, have you ever watched Grant Harding? Not that I know of. Bunker Housing for five says, all the times we've seen people talking themselves into being arrested, they should have shut up, followed instructions. It's true. It's true. Just shut up. It's not fair, but you know what? Life's not fucking fair. David S877 for 25 says, going to put your Anthropic stock with your GameStop stock. No, I wrote that off as a loss already.

3:24:43
Unknown_23: Thank you. And I can't buy a stock. I have to be given it or given an option.

3:25:18
Unknown_23: Sneeda Standing for once says, made a PR with code you didn't write, didn't test, and don't even know what it does. Holy base, my fucking hero. Yeah, that's right, buddy. Zen Supper for once. It's a proper PR. Yeah.

Unknown_23: I did test it though, I promise. I looked at it and made sure it worked. It did work. And then Crunklord looked at it and said, holy shit, I figured out my memory allocation. I can't believe it. And then he showed it to his Matrix cabal, and they were all stupefied that the AI could figure out his memory allocation. So don't give me any shit. I figured that out. Zentsuppa for once says, whoa, buddy. Sneedo for once says, the barcode thing isn't new, but it's very embarrassing. Lamal, OnlyFan hoes go around conventions wearing digital backpacks with a barcode to their OnlyFans. Yeah, you should be like, I don't know. You should not be given rights at that point.

3:25:54
Unknown_23: Hawaiian Zen for 15, subscribe. Thank you very much.

Unknown_23: Dire Terry for 10 says, by the way, the AI is going to sort out my fucking overlay and kicks and shit will come through next time, I promise. Dire Terry for 10 says, I can't be here live, but with the problems with the uppercase I sent you this. Okay, let's see.

3:26:29
Unknown_23: Assuming I can get through. I can get through.

Unknown_00: Nigga, I don't give a fuck if these motherfuckers roll up on me with a .357 Magnum and kill me. I will talk about this until I'm done. And I am far from done.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I love the Red Squirrel meme. He's my favorite Soy Jack, okay? The Red Squirrel's based.

Unknown_23: Pene Wienerstein for five says, Oh no, Sar, our government is oppressing us. Whatever shall we do, Sar? I know we shall needful to death the white Christian lady who was healing our sick children. A most brilliant idea, Sar. Well, as I've established, weak men will always, always, always attack women when they are threatened.

3:27:03
Unknown_23: Sneeda Standing for one says, the Turkey Tom situation is crazy. It sure is. Mr. Manchester for five says, my favorite part of the Turkey Tom stream was when you yelled at him for respecting pronouns. Yeah, the her prostate thing was, in retrospect, a bad sign. It was a very bad sign.

Unknown_23: Sneeda for one says, the YouTube commentary degenerates Turkey Tom. Losers, creeps, and gooners. Chloe Dante pretends that the deep lore on the name Turkey Tom is that Tom is of Bulgarian descent and Bulgarian genetics are turked. That is below the belt, sir. Thank you. Voxer, for one, says, It is indeed. I can't remember. I remember they made Hades the bad guy, I think. They usually make Hades and Anubis the bad guys in TV shows. I don't know if it was Age of Mythology specifically.

3:27:38
Unknown_23: The president of Nintendo for two says, what would you consider good practice for anyone who wants to use the forum to produce content? It seems like a lot of users are hostile to anyone who uses the Kiwi farms as a source. Um, yeah, those people are retards. If you use the forum, you should just like say where you got it from. Like I had to read through this thread on this website. That's a good enough for me. People think that's not good enough. Well, too fucking bad.

3:28:11
Unknown_23: Uh, those people suck. Sneedo for one says gun owners.com or, uh, Breaking Virginia HB 1217 assault weapons ban.

Unknown_23: Ban common semi-assault auto rifles. Make possession illegal for many, including under 21. Force invasive data collection on firearm purchases. Expand carry disqualifications. Yeah, if you're in Virginia, you lost your GOP and now you're a communist shithole. So you should probably complain or do something besides just sit there and get raped.

3:28:43
Unknown_23: Omega X 11 for five says can't catch the live show today. Looking forward to listening tomorrow for a six figure job interview on Monday. Wish me luck. I wish you luck. And if it's anthropic, please get me stock. Thank you. Generic username and password for one says moist. Critical has never been a fence sitter. He played games on stream with AOC and was in favor of the BLM riots. He's a stupid lib who sounds like a 70 year old man in need of a glass of water.

3:29:18
Unknown_23: Um, he fence sits a lot of positions, but that definitely wasn't a fence sit. That was just being stupid and gay.

Unknown_23: Daisy Chain 22742 says, how does one get so psychologically messed up that you can't finish without watching porn of yourself? I think that, um, a big, based off their stories, I think a big component of it is the lack of consent. The fact that he's watching something that was like filmed without their knowing or, or approval, uh, is like a sort of power play that he finds erotic.

3:29:54
Unknown_23: Red Eyes Black Dragon for two says insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain.

Unknown_23: Always Mr. No for 10 says septum ring theory proven right again. Turkey Tom should have known. Dude, he knew and he was warned. Thank you. Daisy Chain 227 for two says quick check destiny for ringworm.

Unknown_23: I think that where you'd find the ringworm, you wouldn't want to look. Portlag, for one, says, Hey, Nola, I'm John Italy. I need new web protection because I scared the old ones away from my large dogs. Can I buy KiwiFlare for me to protect my spaghetti from cyber-attackaronis? If you're Italian and you need help, reach out to me.

3:30:28
Unknown_23: Cino, for one, says, Josh doesn't use these app guys. He uses Grindr.

Unknown_23: Cino, for one, says, TurkeyTime's erection is under attack from evil KiwiFarms. Whoa, buddy. He's soft. Barilla Furman for one says, nothing. Thank you. Steno for one says, Josh, do you hide firearms from the BPD hoes? I don't bring any BPD hoes near anything. TP Deluxe for five says, looks like Tom may need to lay low for a while. Have him come stay with you. Think of all the wacky sitcom hijinks you two will get up to. Bazinga. No. Verdeer for five says, they call it age play. But it's not because you never see women pretending to be 90 and molested in a nursing home. It's kid shit, and they know it. That's a good point. That's a fair point. TreeLicker, for once, says, I can't remember the user's name. They posted it in Turkey Tom's thread. He was fucking her so hard, he was trying to find her prostate.

3:31:00
Unknown_08: He hits the ring.

Unknown_23: He's like, what is that? Is that the prostate? Did I finally find her prostate?

Unknown_23: Pete Wienerstein for five says, how can Pearl be anti-trans if she has the exact body type of the starting middle linebacker of a junior year varsity high school football team? Well, that's why she's so angry. People think that she's trans and it's really offensive to her. Thank you. BreadWash45 says, that Pearl Davis thing was so awkward. It had me laughing way too hard at work. It was like when Mitch McConnell would freeze mid-sentence. Holy shit, that was great. Dude, it's really crazy. How do you think that's an appropriate response? On a podcast, you have to talk yourself out of umming and erring. But I think at that point, umming would be like, hmm, well.

3:31:40
Unknown_23: It's a direct confrontation. Just respond. Are you full of shit? No, I'm not. Just say no.

3:32:12
Unknown_23: Thank you. Yeah. Such is life. Yeah. No, you're fucked, buddy. You're a little zoomy. You're a little zoomy surrounded by BPD nose ring havers. You're fucked. Judy Tester for three says, I'm in love with the cope code.

3:32:45
Unknown_23: I'm in love with the Coke. Oh, Coco. The song about cocaine. To this day, if I need baking soda at the store and I go to the baking soda and I get the baking soda, in my head the entire way I'm thinking, baking soda. I got baking soda. Baking soda. I got baking soda. It's one of those things. It's like a Dota 2 line. It's just etched in my fucking brain forever.

Unknown_23: Whip it through the glass, nigga.

3:33:18
Unknown_23: Collie Dante for 20 says, Grok be like calibrating holler volume, simulating Xanax and alcohol intoxication, changing account location to Mexico. How's that make you feel, cocksucker? Thank you.

Unknown_23: Tech Controller for five says, Jersh, this sums up Pearl's Cope. And then there is an image flip link.

Unknown_23: It's true. That's literally what happened. I lost. Bottom text.

Unknown_09: Oh, thank you.

Unknown_23: Stino for one says, if you get a Dominican employee, keep calling him back. They really appreciate that.

3:33:57
Unknown_23: Oh, they don't like being called black? Well, that's too fucking bad. They is. They're black as shit. Stina Sandy for one says, just run YouTube DLP U to update it. I literally just tested it. It works fine on VPN. No, no, no. I just updated it to January 6th and it didn't work.

Unknown_23: Pete Wienerstein for teen says, uh, Sam hides fish tank. YouTube channel put out a compilation featuring Indian contestant in symbol on season three. I believe you might enjoy. I'll watch like a minute of it.

3:34:34
Unknown_07: Why do they have like an LGBT pride icon?

Unknown_23: It's like to make it on YouTube and survive.

Unknown_23: It's like to reclaim the rainbow for God. Sorry, you sent me a link to YouTube.com and YouTube.com is ran by a fucking Pajeet who sucks ass and therefore it doesn't work. So I'm afraid you've been swindled and bamboozled. I apologize. But this is 10 times symbol made us physically sick by fish tank. So if you want to watch, sorry.

Unknown_23: Um,

Unknown_23: Dude, I'm on a VPN, and they block VPNs very aggressively. That's all there is to it. Neil Mahan sucks ass.

3:35:07
Unknown_23: A bat credit card for Tim says, Hey Josh, I've been on Star Wars Kick recently, saw this fan wiki, and thought they made you chuckle.

Unknown_23: Okay. Let's see it.

Unknown_23: um okay sister what's your name trooper sister it's how my brothers tell everyone i belong belonging is important sister is the name of a trans female clone trooper who served in the grand dude when the fuck did this get this shit get added canon oh no

3:35:54
Unknown_23: Added 2020... Yeah, Kathleen Kennedy, you gotta go. Yeah, fucking chuck her in the trash chute and compact her.

Unknown_23: Thank you.

Unknown_23: Ceno for two says, probably the creepiest photo of Vito. This is definitely him in the bluey shirt, for sure.

Unknown_23: No way.

Unknown_23: How is this worse than the fucking bluey shirt? Is this actually Vito?

Unknown_23: Dude, he looks like he... I can't say that. I was going to say something really viscerally disgusting, but yeah. Wow. There's no way that's Vito.

3:36:30
Unknown_23: AttackController for 50 says, In response to your correct and base Xavier observation, this is the best clip worth 59 seconds. Okay. For $50, I will be watching this clip, assuming that I can. Let's see chat. Scientologists have yet to find a way to conceal Neil Mahan believes that everyone even VPN users deserve access to x-ray Oh weather you gave me the idea to synthesize is the hurricane one. I know this one This is racist this weather systems on a human scale I can create a wind gust regulate temperature moisture and pressure in a controlled environment until a perfect hurricane forms bite-sized that takes on its own furious momentum and its perpetual energy can be harnessed and

3:37:12
Unknown_03: Mr. Lonely crawling back to be my friend. Kinda sad. I can use it to power my TV. He's so fixated on being friends. And I have full power over them. Go make me a grinder lunch.

Unknown_03: Or sometimes they get uppity and you've got to keep them in their place. I'm putting you out to work the field. And what do you call these? Wind monkeys. Quiggables. Wiggers. I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress. You've totally broken wind. Environmentalists have finally got their final solution. This will revolutionize the world. We just need to tell society about it.

3:37:47
Unknown_23: I'm telling you, XRA is the best thing they ever put on TV and nothing will ever surpass it ever for any reason.

Unknown_23: Thank you.

Unknown_23: Sneedo, for one, says, why did you just kill him? And he said this twice, so this better be important.

Unknown_23: Oh, here we go. Okay, I see.

Unknown_23: Don't be a COVID Carl. So this was from...

3:38:22
Unknown_23: Oh, because he's complaining about people making fun of him. So Dilbert Reborn says, don't be a COVID Carl. And Carl says, they call me COVID Carl. I'm a pureblood. My identity revolves around my refusal to get COVID shots. I will judge the credibility of everything you say based on your COVID vaccination history. Try saying something. To which the Dilbert surrogate says, it looks like we're getting some rain today. And then COVID Carl says, you're wrong about the weather because you got the COVID jab. Stop believing everything the government tells you, fool. And he says, it's raining right now. And then COVID Carl says, do you have turbo cancer yet?

3:38:54
Unknown_23: To the point where he did in fact get turbo cancer and die from it. So I then reply to this comment saying,

Unknown_23: Got vexed. Got divorced. I'm right, actually. LOL. Scott Adams from his deathbed replied to me and said, you sound drunk or crazy, which is a non-sequitur response. And I say, I'm completely insane, but my blood is pure. Thanks for checking in, Grandpa. And then he fucking died. So don't fuck with me, Chet. Don't fuck with me.

3:39:29
Unknown_23: Peen Wienerstein for five says, everyone in DSP's orbit falls under his spell. I believe they call it pygnosis. It affects everyone. Fans and detractors alike all become pygnotized under his porcine gaze. It's a vicious cycle.

Unknown_23: It's true. The detractors don't realize this, but they're under their own form of pygnosis.

Unknown_23: Sneedo for one says, I assume that the shooting happened in New York. Those strict New York City gun laws really are stopping crime. They truly are.

Unknown_23: Unkind Naysayer for 2 says, I love how Pathways does the Fallout 4 shit of giving you a tiny glimpse of what your options mean. Then when you click it, it turns out to be something massively different. The UK is evil. It's true. It really is.

3:40:06
Unknown_23: Pete Wienerstein for 5 says, Is Charlie from Pathways the same Charlie from Charlie Bit My Finger? No, it's the same Charlie as Charlie the Cat.

Unknown_20: Charlie and I were in the park.

3:40:44
Unknown_20: Then this man came up and said, would I like to see some puppies?

Unknown_20: And I said yes.

Unknown_20: And I was going to go, but Charlie stopped me. Charlie's reminded me my mum says I shouldn't go off with people I don't know. Then the man went away. We went and told mummy and she said we'd been very good. I got an apple and Charlie got something he likes.

3:41:26
Unknown_20: He says never go anywhere with men or ladies you don't know.

Unknown_23: Unfortunately, Charlie was put down after he was spotted at a right-wing extremist party.

Unknown_23: Very sad indeed. A blemish on the nation's history indeed.

Unknown_23: Unkind Naysayer for 5 says, How many white children would you have with Amelia? I am not a gooner. John Dodarius for 5 says, 9 out of 10 stream. Thank you. Hamster for five says, I'm trying to paint my bedroom while listening to this. Now my ceiling is all fucked up from the times you made me laugh. Base. Happy to help.

3:42:02
Unknown_23: And Hamster for five says, That was supposed to be 10, but Rumble is a retard. It's true, but thank you. LostLogicResidue for five says, Josh, as a fan of authentic European cheeses, have you tried or would you ever try Kasumatsu? If you don't know, Kasumatsu is from the northern island of... I want to say Sardinia is the northern one and Corsica is the southern one. But it is a French thing. It's technically banned. It's not recognized by the ECC as like a protected status thing. It is a cheese that has been rotted and is deliberately infected with maggots that jump when you like flick them. So before you eat it, you're supposed to put it in a bag to suffocate the maggots. I have not tried it.

3:42:38
Unknown_23: I don't know. It doesn't really sound very appetizing, so I don't really have an inclination to.

Unknown_23: Sneedo for one says, I assume that shooting happened in New York with the strict... Oh, I already read that. Acespads for five says, this stream... NDW YouTubes.

Unknown_23: I always forget what all the fucking, like, COBE acronyms mean. And it makes me look like such a fucking poser. Because I forget them every time.

3:43:20
Unknown_23: Sorry. I am a fucking poser, I guess.

Unknown_23: Sad Butter for Toots says, Josh, you played a song by Pop Kill many moons back. I would love to shout out another Incel Core adjacent musician. Listen to Pacific Purgatory. He makes some very great music. Okay, I've not heard of them, but Pacific Purgatory gets a shout out. Sneedo for Ten says, here's some cringe for Chat to Suffer. Better be good.

3:43:55
Unknown_23: April Spark says, oh, how nice. It's a bunch of liberal white women. Oh, no, not those. Having an Antifa-themed snack party. What are some of the snacks, you guess? Well, enjoy dictator chips or pedo-fillo doughs. Make asylums great again. all right let's suffer through white people an antifa themed snarky snack party so i brought pedophila does in honor of our president and garlic knots in the shape of a c garlic nazis my name is jenny and i brought tiny hand cupcakes now with signature syphilis sprinkles surprise i'm suzanne these are my rage against the regime rice krispy treats i will destroy your everlasting happiness wine

3:44:37
Unknown_10: Listen, these are just Karen's on the wrong side.

Unknown_23: But as I have said many times, if this was a bunch of white women making racist pastries about this is... This is go back to your fucking home blondie cookies. This is save the blonde... Save blonde-haired babies brownies. This is go back to your fucking country cookies. You would be like, Yas, queen. Slay. Slay with your dough. Based. But that's how it is, okay?

3:45:20
Unknown_23: Next. Next. Pink wiener scene for one says, Neil Mahan, you will regret this day. I will have my $10 vengeance. Sorry, you will not damage my azat. Bloody fuck you, bloody bastard bitch. Vengeance will be mine. It's true. It will be mine. A bat credit card for one says, you missed the part in the quote on the wiki page that was a conversation with Anakin Skywalker. I read it aloud. Anakin Skywalker said that he belonged in the clone army. I read it. I'm not going to fucking review Barbie dolls, bro.

3:45:52
Unknown_23: Fortunately, you're wrong. That would be blue cheese is the most incredible cheese.

Unknown_23: All right. That will be all chat. Thank you everybody. I appreciate it. I'm at the internet.com. I really, really appreciate those people a lot because I can plan my life around that fucking money, um, on a good day, except when they take it away from me as they will probably do again in the near future. But in the meantime, I appreciate it.

3:46:36
Unknown_23: Um, I think that's it.

Unknown_23: And in true retard Josh fashion.

Unknown_23: I don't have an outro song picked Let's see what I got here.

Unknown_23: No, I don't want recommended tracks.

Unknown_23: That's my history like chat. What's my history?

Unknown_23: What should I play I can play green day

3:47:13
Unknown_23: You know what?

Unknown_23: You know what? I'm gonna play a classic that I can't put on the podcast feed, I think.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I'm gonna play this one. Fuck everybody else. Fuck you, Zoomers. You're gonna listen to some Boomer music and you're gonna like it. Buh-bye! Wait, wait, wait.

Unknown_23: I forget that I have very specifically audio-captured this to not work. Okay, here we go. Okay, now suffer, Zoomies.

3:47:57
Unknown_08: I'm the man I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah I'm at peace with my lust I can kill, cause in God I trust, yeah It's evolution, baby I'm at peace I'm the man I'm at stocks on the day of the crash, yeah

3:49:40
Unknown_08: I'm a liar. There's my church.

3:50:14
Unknown_08: The Nightly Feast, the signal an Indian's gonna feel.

Unknown_08: It's evolution, baby. It's evolution, baby. Woo!