Mad at the Internet (January 9th, 2026) 2026-01-09

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Unknown_18: chat chat well well well a lot of catching up to do this stream i guess kind of it's mostly political though unfortunately i do have some kvetching to do about locale related stuff but Almost kind of a footnote. It's been a mixture of like a crazy week. But also like a kind of slow week. Where all the stuff I want to talk about is unfortunately not with the funny people. But over here to make sure that we behave is the Neil Maham. Who will be watching over me studiously. I've been a little bit unhinged the last couple of streams. Because Neil Maham has not been watching us. But we are on YouTube. So we must be the goodest boys ever. As we talk about the most interesting thing that I have to share, which is the results of LolCow of the year. Before I get into that, because I'll let people pile in a little bit, I'm going to recap kind of what I want to talk about at the beginning of the stream.

0:03:16
Unknown_18: Before I just get into the LolCow of the year. First, I do have the LolCow of the year. Um, if, uh, I get DDoS attacked again, I will make an effort to fix it. If I can't fix it, um, I will just kind of, uh, break the site a little bit to give me access to it. And then, um, I will privately showcase locale of the year. And if that happens, then I will simply have to take a five minute thing to reconfigure the servers a little bit, uh, to my benefit and then go from there. I apologize if that is the case, but. You know how it is. There's a gay pedophile who's very angry at us because we know who he is and where he lives and that upsets him. So we just have to make do with what we have. Yeah.

0:03:57
Unknown_18: Let's see. I've been coding. Is that worth talking about? I've been coding up. I've been slopping out a storm, chat. I've been slopping out a storm of code. I'm very excited. I had trouble sleeping last night even because I was so excited about all the things I wanted to slop up. I even have written on an envelope of old mail in front of me all my ideas because I woke up and I went out and I scurried all my ideas down on a piece of paper.

0:04:28
Unknown_18: So that's cool. That's cool chat.

Unknown_18: Minneapolis is on fire. I will talk about that. I have a lot to say about my least favorite person in the entire state of Ohio, namely Vivek Ramaswamy. I will be encouraging some enhanced action on behalf, on my behalf, on the Vivek question.

Unknown_18: And I think that's about it. And then I have some not safe for Neil Maham type content that I want to talk about after that. And then I got a little cows and stuff. So let's see. I am streaming to Facebook for the first time in a long time. It is a big, big, insanely big pain in the ass to stream on Facebook.

0:05:14
Unknown_18: There's even a boomer in the chat. I'll say hello, boomer.

Unknown_18: Um, God, why it will make sense to you over the course of this stream. Sar, it will make sense to you.

Unknown_18: Um, and then I think PPP and Medicare are streaming today. Uh, Medicare of course is near in, I think he's in a suburb outside of Minneapolis. So he's probably going to be talking about that as that's, that's something near and dear to his heart. And then, uh, I don't know what pay, pay, pay is talking about. Um, but that's exciting. So if you're a, uh, if you're a content consumer, uh, you have a lot of content today, unusually so.

0:05:47
Unknown_18: All right. Um, I have been streaming for six minutes. That is all the time you get. You better, you better have that fucking bell ring. You better have the fucking notifications on. You better get email notifications. You better have your retina meta contact lenses blasting alerts as soon as I go live. Cause I don't, I don't dilly dally chat.

0:06:22
Unknown_18: Let me refresh Kik, actually. There we go.

Unknown_18: Okay, so locale of the year. I'm going to go in reverse order on the site, so we will be starting with the media section. Here it is. It's off-center for reasons unknown to me. Actually, that's the wrong page. You know what? That's fine. That looks fine. So here's the media section. Very, very hotly contested media section. But I want to save locale for the year for the last. So let's go over to my private side. I've tested this. I know it works. I'm going to go to the results, and then I'm going to calculate the results. And this will show you how this works moving forward. So with 3,672 votes, so this is not just like 100 people in a straw poll like last year. This is thousands of people have deliberated this. And as you can see, I'm calculating them one at a time. So media of the year, Kaya Place.

0:07:34
Unknown_18: I'm a little bit disappointed. I'll break down how the votes are counted in a second. But let's review Kaya Place in case you haven't seen this enough this year.

Unknown_19: I hate this fucking country so much.

Unknown_19: You can be on a fucking mountain in the middle of Norway and get better internet than Los Angeles, California.

Unknown_19: Shardy was wrong.

Unknown_18: I fucking agree.

Unknown_19: a moment of anger. This is a moment of fucking anger for something that is just so routine, so silly, such a first world problem. But it is emblematic of all of America's much more consequential violence. okay it's the same reason as the why america kaya please just fucking go just stop so much anger so much resentment then he insults the dog jesus christ what are you doing praying to jesus he doesn't even believe him calling the dog a baby and then look even as as he does this the sub notification with kaya shows up in the corner just to rub it in he's apparently so important they draw art to the fucking thing and then he zaps it

0:08:11
Unknown_18: very Turkish behavior, if I do say so myself. Second place was the Kanye West song, also known as Untitled Song, if you're on YouTube.

0:08:51
Unknown_18: I'm a little bit... Honestly, I thought that was a sure end. And then the Will Stancil show. That's just favoritism from the Poltards. I'm not going to lie to you.

Unknown_18: I don't know. I guess it's funny. It's like a thing, and it caused such a stir. But, you know... It definitely wasn't as funny as the 4chan hack, okay? So this just goes to show you soy teens, you fucking zoomies didn't vote, and your media lost. If you had voted harder, you would have definitely at least been up there in third place. Unfortunately, you got clobbered by the poll charts from articles and happenings. I thought that was the funniest thing ever. Now, let me show you how comprehensive this system is, so you know I'm not just pulling numbers out of my ass. If we go down to the bottom, so you'll see, this is how it does eliminations. So it took 10 rounds for the media to achieve consensus. So round one, it eliminated ADF, and then Brad Taste, and then the Vampire Six was eliminated next. That's crazy that that was all the way down there.

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Unknown_18: Then the Elon Musk salute somehow got more... Is that accurate? There's no way. My heart goes out to you. I had 90 first place votes. Actually, I can break this down even further down here so you can verify it. Look at this. Look at this awesome table that I made. Look at how fucking cool this is. So... Vampire 6 only had 85 first place votes. I guess it's just because the other ones are so funny. And then it eliminated Clavehicular Assault. That was a last week entry, literally last week. Then the actual Grok interview with Will Stancil, followed by the H3 content cop. I'm sure many people will be disappointed that this fell into fifth place. But on the other hand, it was a very bad content cop. So that's kind of understandable. Once that was eliminated, QA was eliminated, and then the Will Stancil show was eliminated, leading to a toss-up between Kaya Place and the untitled Kanye West song, which was very competitive, Chad.

0:10:38
Unknown_18: So I feel like that's cool. Great job. This is the one that was very dismissive of the OPSEC Fail Award. Not a very competitive category. Mostly a thing for weirdos on the forum who pay a lot of attention to this. I will calculate the results for the OPSEC Fail Award. They are in chat. And it is Alex Hogendorp as not even a clear finalist. He was very close to Lurking Lemur. These two people are very popular. with the demographics on the Kiwi farms that enjoy yelling at people. I believe that my vote was for Unreal, of course, in third place, the gay pedophile aforementioned, allegedly. And this is the breakdown, in case you want to go down and see how that turns out. But it was pretty close between the three of them. with about 500 plus each. The reason why it says final votes are higher is because of how the second place votes work. So you can see that they got about an even number. Actually, Unreal Skybox beat out Lurking Lemur for first place, but not many people put Unreal for second place. So when they finally did eliminations and stuff, Unreal came out to third kind of distance. So either you were very partial to him or you weren't effectively.

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Unknown_18: Next, the segment is Best Supporting Actor. This was one of my favorite categories, as I mentioned, when I was going over the results, because they're very interesting, weird people. I should change the photo, by the way. Someone pointed out that the picture that was picked out of Clint was very unflattering towards him and quite mean-spirited. So this is, I believe, his official headshot, because he does... some sort of professional thing that involves this weird uniform. So that's how he chooses to present himself. So we ended up swatching, swapping his photo out at the request of many people. So with 3,500 votes, we will now have our best supporting actor and unsurprisingly, Billy Mitchell, obviously. Was there any doubt? He is the king now after he has humbled Carl Yobst.

0:12:51
Unknown_18: Has a very big fandom, printing out money with the hot sauce, doing collabs with e-celebs. I actually, I told you, I think I did a Gumroad and a Locals video of his hot sauce. Very good. Not even a joke. I've been putting it on my eggs, and it's excellent.

Unknown_18: In fact, I even had a little bit of his regular, normal, run-of-the-mill hot sauce, the brand one. I had a little bit of that as it was, because it was very tasty, and I do enjoy a nice vinegary hot sauce chat. So I might try others, actually. Might do a hot... You know, it's the 13th year of the Kiwi Farms. I should do a hot sauce with Billy Mitchell. What's... I don't know. I'll talk to him. Maybe I can get something a little bit tangy with kiwi in it. That would be stupid, but that's on the table chat. Second place, Clint Saunders, mostly out of appreciation for his role in King Cobra J-Fest's life. And in third place, Frogan, a rising star of the best supporting actor category chat. Maybe Frogan will win first place next year. Maybe she'll be a rising star of the best supporting actor category a second year and a third year in a row forever and ever. Amen. We will see how that plays out. Rat Dad, Disciplining Fourth, and despite how great my description for Derek Christmas was, he only got six, the VTuber anime avatar in the fucking bin where it belongs, to be quite honest with you. The voters did not get this one wrong. This is a very good card.

0:14:02
Unknown_18: That's the elimination. As you can see, Billy Mitchell did not achieve a 50% first place because Clint was a favorite of many people that were fans of King Cobra, but the second votes bumped him up by another 500. He almost got 776 votes. He was a little bit off. So make sure you vote because you can make meme numbers happen.

0:14:43
Unknown_18: Alright, next. The In Memoriam category chat. Now this one, we were a little bit picky. There are other people that died this year. Unfortunately, the bar was raised so high by King Cobra that no other contestants were entered. And unsurprisingly, he has won with... I was going to say, zero final votes. That's a bug. If you only have one vote, it doesn't add in the second category. But he won with a clear majority of 3,516 votes. That is 3,516 people who went out of their way to vote for King Cobra GFS for the In Memoriam category chat.

0:15:18
Unknown_18: Next, the VTuber of the year. Now, if you can't tell which one this is going to be to, you got to get your fucking head checked because it's pretty obvious what's going to happen. Less than 3,000 votes for this category. So this was one of the least interesting, according to the Vooters chat. A little bit of a voter depression here, chat, but let's see who it is. It's the fucking peanut with a clear majority. In fact, I want to say that this might be the first one that is a shutout just based off the first round. We will see here. Actually, it definitely is, because you can see it's 1,147 first choices versus Anna Valens for second place. Congratulations, Anna Valens, second place to the burned peanut for V2 over the year, followed by Pippa Pipkins. Not surprising. Got a lot of fanboys on the forum. What can I say? Nachisumiku lost, unsurprising. Shondo not beating out Nachisumiku is a little bit one. I think I voted for Kiki Pompon. Kiki Pompon and the epic disposal of the Gator Gamer was one of my favorite videos of all time. Couldn't have done it without her.

0:16:35
Unknown_18: But she is a lollicon into water sports who is a school teacher, so that probably didn't help with her votes. Um, and this was a, I want to say this was decisive, but it doesn't say that it still did the, the full rounds. Um, I think this was decisive for the burn peanut. All right, next most deviant. Let's check them out. Chat, check them out.

Unknown_18: Drum roll, please. If you're into that, we're telling the 2,700 votes. This is actually less than the VTuber. I guess it's because of the peanut. The peanut was just such a strong contender that people voted for the VTuber category. They didn't vote for the most deviant category. I'm going to guess synthetic. Bluefold. What? Okay. Bluefold. The guy that shit on a plate. In a fursuit. Okay. I'm not going to judge. I'm not going to judge the voters. Everyone doing their civic duty. I'm proud of them. Followed by Fallen Chungus, which I'm a little bit surprised about when I see it. But at the same time, I know that he's really popular with the younger people. because of his meme comic. Actually, it is a really interesting story about how he made this meme comic and then his entire life fell apart because he had no idea how to handle the celebrity. So if you have a kid that's active on the internet, make sure you touch base with them because he might make a meme comic and then implode his life on accident. Fair warning for everybody. Followed by Synthetic Man. Followed by Puppy Chan. Last place, Crusader Cat. Only 56 people. And you know what? Half of those probably just voted randomly. I'm going to be real with you.

0:18:18
Unknown_18: And there's the table. Blue Wolf. Pretty good. Pretty competitive between Blue Wolf and Fallen Chungus.

Unknown_18: All right, next. Best Gen Xer. And wow, this is a great category, Chad. Excellent category. Great picks. Kanye, Boogie, Patrick, Sean, Tomlinson, Elon Musk, and Bam McGarrett, who's making a bit of a comeback. I've seen a lot of activity in his thread because I think Jackass is coming back. And there is some speculation on if Bam McGarrett will be returning to Jackass. There's actually an interesting post I read about how Bam did not return to Jackass during a reunion because they had become clean alcoholics or sober alcoholics, and he was not, and they didn't want him around because he was still drinking. So there's some kerfuffle on if he's actually returning to Jackass. All right, let's tally it up. Who's the winner here?

0:18:50
Unknown_18: Patrick Shonton. There's no surprise. He's simply the best. I actually have some Pat posting to do this stream. In fact... Did he win with a blowout?

Unknown_18: No, not quite. Not quite. Because it has to be 50% of all the first-ranked voters. So that's pretty close. But it's not a blowout. There haven't been any blowouts. Patrick followed by Kanye. Dude, this has got to be an ego up for the guy if he sees this. Beating out his sworn enemies of both Kanye West and Elon Musk for first place. Best Gen X whole cow. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. It's like when he published that book that was actually successful. It's like, wow, that's actually impressive. Good for you, Patrick. As I said, followed by Kanye. No surprise there. Did not win Best Media. Actually, did he get second place? He did. He's just coming up for twos this year. Okay, that's fine. Whatever. Elon Musk in third, whereas even though his salute did not go that high. Followed by Boogie for For Boo. Who voted for Boogie? Oh, man, that's like a serious drop-off. $350 for Boogie, down to $100 for Bam McGarrow, down to $81 for Roy. Jim Stewartson, he's kind of like popular with the actual boomers because he's like a crazy person. He's like liberal Alex Jones, but his audience is not on the Kiwi Farms. And then Suttering John is a bit of a niche. So there you go with that.

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Unknown_18: Then Girl Cow of the Year, Jess Zong, one of the last entries, just because of her Twitter chimp out. But that's a recency bias, Chad. That is a recency bias that might play in her favor. 3,400 votes for this category.

Unknown_18: Candace Owens, she can't stop winning, Chad. After Charlie Kirk dies, she becomes the number one conservative influencer, and then she wins Girl Cow of the Year. I imagine that this one is 1,600. This is the A&H vote. This is like when they do Project Mayhem in the primaries and all the people switch teams to fuck with each other's primaries. It's like all the A&H posters came over to the Girl Cal of the Year category to fuck with it and elect Candace Owens just for memes. Candace Owens at nearly 1,600. followed by Alyssa McCont, which I don't blame. She is pretty crazy. Followed by Pizza Cake, who is my first pick, I believe, because she is cray-cray. I can actually check this and see if I... If I was logged in, you'd be able to see on the... Like, if you go down to this table, and you look at the... If you actually voted, your votes would be gold. They'd be the gold cells, so you could see how your votes line up, I believe.

0:21:54
Unknown_18: So, I voted Pizza Cake. Did not win. Naked and laughing for fourth.

Unknown_18: That's fair. That's fair.

Unknown_18: Samantha Prater has like this one really shitty thread that's just her getting trolled constantly. So the 65 votes were people who participate in her thread, basically.

Unknown_18: All right, fat people locales. This is the winning. This is a great category. This is an excellent category every year. This one has over 3,000 votes as well.

0:22:28
Unknown_18: finalize the results chat, and I'm going to guess Foodie. Of course. Of course. Foodie Beauty.

Unknown_18: Very turbulent year for her. Moved from Kuwait to Syria. I think that happened this year. Then moved from Syria to Canada and is now involved in some very late early year drama regarding her marriage and if that's actually going to fall apart. Not surprising that she took the cake as she often does. This might actually be Was this a decisive? It was. She won. So this is what it looks like if it's decisive. First round, it was 1,700 to 378. So she had more than half the votes already, first choice. So she won decisively with over half the first round votes. That's what that looks like, in case you're wondering. Not even close, is what I'm trying to say. Followed by Tofiachu. who is a bit of a TikTok meme because of her e-begging with her dead brother, followed by Jay Bae, who had a really, really, really funny video of her being... hauled into an ambulance with, I believe it was described to me as a tarp they use to move heavy roadkill off the road.

0:23:36
Unknown_18: So pretty good choice there. Was Amberlynn not even on the list? She sucks. God, Amberlynn sucks. And then Fresh Meat. Lots of fun new faces. This one has 3,682 votes. So this is one of the highest voted categories. Calculating them in.

Unknown_18: Carl Jobs. I guess it makes sense. If Billy Mitchell won Best Supporting Actor, Carl Jobs would take home the Fresh Meat title for his losing the lawsuit. And then, in a move I didn't even see coming, he handled his lawsuit with precisely zero grace and civility and decided to basically keep insulting Billy Mitchell because he was bankrupt and had... been told by his bankrupt attorney and there's basically nothing more they can take from him. And the bankruptcy courts in Australia are apparently very, very lenient. So, uh, Carl jobs after losing his defamation suit to Billy Mitchell came out and basically said, uh, I've already lost everything that I can possibly lose under the bankruptcy laws of Australia. So fuck you, Billy. I'm going to keep going after you, even though I'm a complete loser. And, um, there was something else. He admitted no fault, moved some assets around, just acting like a complete retard, and endeared himself to literally nobody. So not surprising there at all. This one might have also been a blowout, was it? Oh my god, it was. Billy Mitchell, not even close, with almost 1,800 votes over Claviclear's 744. This was a first-round elimination for Carl Jobs. Followed by Claviclear. Um, who was the guy that ran over an African American gentleman in his car, uh, is a Nick Fuentes. Sam looks, uh, mods look maxing. So he's a Janny followed by jet Neptune. Uh, who's a bit of a, a meme with the fish tank people. Cause, uh, he fucks everything up, uh, followed by Ang Vondro. And I did, I did skip over best heard. So let's go back to this. This, by the way, I will repeat, this is the best description on the entire thing. I wrote this myself. Apparently this is out of date though. The Hearts of Iron 4 mod people told me that this is like why they were lolcows like five years ago. And now apparently the Hearts of Iron 4, TNO4 internet drama is so completely crazy and devolved that even this description is quaint and out of touch. So I don't know. I apologize. I guess I fucked that one up.

0:26:15
Unknown_18: This is $3,745 for Best Heard, Refresh Ruski, and Roblox.

Unknown_18: With over 1,000 first-place votes, so this will be a blowout as well. Roblox has won. Hard to beat them. Multi-billion dollar publicly traded company. Most popular children's video game slash social media platform, except for maybe Minecraft. already getting banned in several countries because of the sex pest epidemic.

Unknown_18: Remarkably, after multiple pieces coming out talking about how predators actively use the platform openly and nothing gets done about it, all of their executives circled the wagon and said there was no problem whatsoever, even though a random YouTuber like Ruben Sim could pinpoint how little they do to actually handle legitimate threats to children on their platform. getting sued in multiple states in the country, so not surprised there at all. Followed by Blue Sky, which is a surprise because...

0:27:06
Unknown_18: Blue Sky is such an insipid waste dump of mental rejects that it's actually remarkable anyone cared enough to vote for it. But when you added up the second-rank votes, they were actually very, very close to Roblox's first votes, followed by Rattling, which I actually thought would be higher up, followed by the KiwiTubers, with TNO and Dead Last, despite my wonderful write-up chat, but stiff competition.

0:27:46
Unknown_18: And finally, uh, after much deliberation by 4,495 trusted users of the Kiwi farms, not just random accounts, these people have posted, they participated in discussion. They've been educated, some for almost 13 years now. I know my vote was based off 13 years of experience. Five candidates, one lolcow of the year. We are calculating now, chat. The results are in.

Unknown_18: Mr. and Mrs. Aniza Jomha, with over 2,000 final votes. wins locale of the year to the point where I am seriously considering ordering them a trophy and sending it up to Alberta because they deserve it. They deserve to hang this on a wall, maybe a plaque. I'm not sure yet. I'm thinking about it.

0:28:40
Unknown_18: Really crazy, turbulent year for them. Not that they're crazy, as I would even say. The downfall of Mr. and Iza Jomha came very fast. But this year has been pretty crazy for them too, Chet.

Unknown_18: Creator Clash 3 looked like it was a doom project from the beginning. Everyone was wondering to see how it could be worse than Creator Clash 2, which was a financial failure. but they pulled out all the stops to make sure that it would be a complete catastrophe and utter humiliation for them. Um, going after H3, one of the only people on the planet who actually made any effort to promote them. Somebody who came out in defense of Ian after he made his embarrassing, yeah, my wife's a prostitute. So what video, just a guy that really stuck it by him. And without a second thought, because probably cause Aniza said to, uh, dumped him under the bus. Um,

0:29:19
Unknown_18: And I see that the, the keynote casino chat is spamming R for rigor. Um, they're not happy with the results.

Unknown_18: I was wondering the chats like on the corner of my eye, just going crazy because they're spamming it. Um, so just abandon their friend, ruin their event, ended up getting it shut down. All the investors lost their money. And then the, uh, Coach from the former year comes up and announces that they didn't put in even a tweet. They didn't even give a tweet to support an anti-child marriage law in the face of somebody who was sold off as a sex slave in the United States.

0:29:56
Unknown_18: Just an utter and complete catastrophe. Ending the year cold, cold in Alberta, wondering if they can even afford warm socks to keep their feet from succumbing to frostbite in the cold, cold winter. Alberta winters. Second place is actually my pick pirate software. Um, I had so much fun watching pirates self emulate or not emulate, but emulate, uh, really just came out of nowhere was somehow this popular trusted guy. embarrassed himself on the World of Warcraft thing. Lots of fun things to learn about World of Warcraft. People still talking about it in 2026.

0:30:35
Unknown_18: Learning about the mana gem and the robes of the Archmage and how he didn't use any of that shit and just abandoned all his friends to die. Got kicked out of his guild. And then I thought, okay, we all took turns bullying this guy and now he's known as a loser. Pretty good story. Nice little deviation from the norm there from the usual people on the Kiwi Farms. And then, halfway through the year, this guy that apparently everyone knew about and loved already, Ross from Accursed Farms, no relation, announces that his initiative to end... always online games that you buy a license to and then never get to play ever again, is going to die, specifically because this Nepo baby pirate software went out of his way to try and sabotage it. And ironically, and what is perhaps the most literal use of the word ironic ever, that was the saving grace that probably passed it over the finish line that probably wouldn't have happened if pirate didn't intervene at all. And that has really harmed his career. He's still making tons of money, but he's gone down from like $100,000 a month to like $30,000. So he's still doing pretty well, but he's not... approaching, like, Hasan Piker tier. And speaking of Hasan Piker, Hasan Piker is in third. Despite his good showing in Best Media of the Year, people thought it was a one-trick pony, apparently, and voted him only for third for Lowell Cow of the Year.

0:32:26
Unknown_18: Many people may disagree with this, because he is effectively bringing down Twitch with him, as there are growing concerns among advertisers regarding the type of content Twitch has promoted, but Dan Clancy... is just allowing it to happen.

Unknown_00: So hey, 2026 is bright.

Unknown_18: It may be the year that Twitch completely implodes. It's not looking good over there. And if that happens, Hasan Piker is in the running.

Unknown_18: Now, unfortunately for Bossman Jack, even though he was a hardline favorite of the 696 people who first choice voted him, this has been a year where Bossman was in jail half the time. So while the three weeks or so that he was out of jail was really funny, unfortunately, the fact that he's been incarcerated for probably more than six months of the entire year put together Not doing him any favors. It was good. Don't get me wrong. Very funny. Very good. Unfortunately he spent half of the year in jail. So there's only so much you can milk out of that.

0:33:20
Unknown_18: And finally. Six. Hexenhammer666. Now this surprised me.

Unknown_18: This surprised me because.

Unknown_18: The vampire clip.

Unknown_18: I thought was so great. But.

Unknown_18: Um. I think it came too late in the year, and the splash was mostly centralized around the weirdos that I am, the Kino Casino is, and... I think that Styx had already lost so much momentum that it was like a tree falls in the forest type of thing. Like, yes, sure, the vampire clip, hilarious. The polycule fallout, very funny. But who was around to hear it? Only the most diehard Styx, Hex, and Hammer, A-logs, were there to witness it. Whereas everybody, everybody has gotten to enjoy Anissa Jomha dragging Ian by his hair through the mud in the cold, frozen waste of Alberta.

0:34:11
Unknown_18: And likewise for Pirate. So, that being said, chat, they're spamming pictures of my dog photoshopped. Can I just show the chat? I might be able to show the chat. Hold up.

0:34:52
Unknown_18: Let's see if this works.

Unknown_18: This is the upper rungs where the Bossman Jack people sit and watch my streams and comment on them. Very not pleased with the results. Maybe next year. Listen, guys. 2026. Look, Bossman is our rising star. Okay? Bossman is our rising star.

Unknown_18: And he's been rising star for three years in a row. Got completely denied unfairly by Nick Riccato. got denied. Oh, I mean, he's been in jail this year, so that's kind of his problem. But then next year, chat, next year, 2026 is Bossman's year. I got a good feeling for it. Unless Hassan decides to implode Twitch, in which case he might be screwed.

0:35:28
Unknown_18: But there you go. There's the awards. I will tweet them out at the end of the stream, but I can't do that right now, so... That's what it is. I suppose I should feature this on the front page of the site.

0:36:01
Unknown_18: Yeah, so everyone can enjoy it. I will do that on stream one second. I should have thought about this ahead.

Unknown_18: It has... Let's see.

Unknown_18: It has a href.

Unknown_04: Yeah, that's an HTML tag chat. Very important.

Unknown_04: Concluded...

Unknown_18: And I'll make that strong even.

Unknown_18: By the way, I am still using a keyboard that has a broken left arrow key, and it is still driving me insane. However, I have actually bought a keyboard

0:36:35
Unknown_18: That is in the mail. And I can assemble it. It's like a bare bones and some switches. And then I have my keycaps. So I might assemble that for Gumroad. Who knows? Oh, and I do have on the Gumroad, matthew.gumroad.com and matthew.locals.com, I have a recording with PPP, a sequel lined up for Tuesday. It'll probably come out the same day.

Unknown_18: Okay.

0:37:09
Unknown_18: So, there we are. The banner is on the front page so everyone can bask in the glory of this wonderful year of content chat.

Unknown_18: And that will be that. Now I will continue to spurg about politics as friendly as I can while Neil Maham is here in front of us. Okay, let me get a sip.

Unknown_18: So I mentioned I was streaming to Facebook for the first time in a while.

0:37:48
Unknown_18: And I will be explaining why now. So the Vivek Ramaswamy situation is crazy. Now this is a nice video by John Ward called The Comment Section Ends Vivek Ramaswamy's Career. It is seven minutes long. I would recommend it to people who want like a little crash course on my boy Vivek.

Unknown_18: But I will not be playing it in full for you on stream. I will be covering basically what it says.

Unknown_18: So the most significant development in the Vivek Ramaswamy situation is that in the last week, apropos of nothing, published to the Wall Street Journal, one of the upper echelons of... media, dinosaur news media. And he does this consistently. Anytime he gets his feelings hurt, he writes an op-ed and sends it to the Wall Street Journal or the New York Post or whatever bullshit.

0:38:29
Unknown_18: And so he sent this one out to the Wall Street Journal saying, social media is a trap for politician. I'm swearing off Instagram and X where it's too easy to get a distorted sense of the public's concerns.

Unknown_18: And he then goes on to say that he, as a true enlightened Brahmin, has consulted with Vishnu and has achieved enlightenment on the social media question.

0:39:09
Unknown_18: And so he will be abandoning the platform where he is constantly cyberbullied and ridiculed by absolutely everyone for being a complete embarrassment.

Unknown_18: Instagram, by the way, is also a complete free-for-all. I think Zuckerberg is so scared of losing to TikTok that his... idea of making Instagram competitive is just to take the foot off of people's necks and let them do whatever they want. Uh, and it seems to be working cause I hear more about Instagram than I do Tik TOK in my circles.

Unknown_18: Um, anyways, so he's been chased off of, of Instagram.

Unknown_18: Uh,

Unknown_18: Which means that this tweet, in retrospect, looks very funny. He tells Richard Hanania, this is what political courage looks like in 2025, going to war against the comment section of your own side, particularly all Democrats failed during wokeness and all Republicans are refusing to speak up now. Vivek is the exception. Vivek then responds to this and says, if you're scared of your comment section, you're not fit to lead. But yet here he is, afraid of his own comment section, and apparently by his own metrics, not fit to lead. Now, while you might be thinking this is glorious, that chasing a politician off of social media is hilarious, it is. That cyberbullying is working, it does. We have a situation here. He is right that he can do without hex and still win the election because he has got some big endorsements. He's got endorsed by J.D. Vance, who he was a friend with in Yale, which is why J.D. Vance's son, Vivek, is named Vivek because it's named literally after him. They were friends. He has received an endorsement from Donald Trump, despite the fact that he called Donald Trump abhorrent after January 6th.

0:40:36
Unknown_18: And he's been endorsed by the GOP, which is their attempts to try and end the primary before it begins. So on top of that, despite the humiliation that is Vivek's entire life, He has received a $10 million donation from a billionaire called, I think, David Gass, as in Gass Queen Slay. That's his name. He's a billionaire, and he's a tech bro, and he's donating a ton of money to Vivek. Which means that if you want somebody who's an underdog like Casey Push to win, you're now fighting a very well-funded uphill battle. Fighting not only billionaire money, but endorsements from Trump himself, which is going to be the biggest thing. If you are in Ohio, I cannot stress to you how important your time is to my personal happiness. I hate Vivek Ramaswamy. And as I explained last year, not only do I hate him with 100% of my intensity of my passions, chat. I see this as an indicator. If he is able to win, then we're fucked. He has to lose. He has to lose very soundly. And I'm doing everything that I can to make him lose. I am literally talking to politicians throughout Ohio every day to try and figure out a way that we can contest every single state senate committee seat and oust Alex Triantafilou. There is already a guy running against Alex and against the Secretary of State. I've updated the new.gop site to include contesters. There's a guy called Marcel Strybsz. It's a Polish name that means star, I think. It's very hard to pronounce. But he's running for Secretary of State.

0:42:22
Unknown_18: I'm trying to find people to endorse so that we can oust them, chat. And... Accomplishing this as one guy with no money is very hard when you're up against a multibillionaire who has multibillionaire friends endorsing him and giving him millions of dollars. However, fear not.

0:42:57
Unknown_18: I did some research, and there is research into this. When you're a billionaire who can't go out into public because you get humiliated, you have to rely on TV advertisements. And there is an actual formula for how much a TV advertisement is worth in regards to other alternatives from the grassroots. a face-to-face encounter with somebody is worth $200 worth of media advertisements. And once that person has a face-to-face encounter, they're very unlikely to be swayed by future media advertisements, which means that

0:43:36
Unknown_18: $10 million dumped into the primary alone could afford Vivek Ramaswamy about 65,000 face-to-face discussions about why you should not vote for him. Which means that before the primary in May... If 200 to 300 people spend a couple hours a week talking to people about why they should not vote for Vivek Ramaswamy, you can create $10 million worth of negative advertising against them. And that's all it takes. 300 people a couple hours a week speaking to a couple people each will add up to about 65 000 which will add up to about 10 million dollars worth of campaign spending so if you are in ohio if you just take a couple hours a week to talk to people in your family or your church or your workplace about how vivic is the worst thing ever you can literally take 10 million dollars worth of campaign finance and flush it down the drain So I hope you will indulge that and remember that every encounter that you have, even if it's only five minutes, is worth $200 of David Diaz's money.

0:44:35
Unknown_18: All right.

Unknown_18: So that requires boots on the ground, though. That requires the people who actually live in Ohio to give enough of a fuck about their state to go out and do what is required to achieve impossible ends, such as to oust a billionaire who has the endorsement of Trump. And I'll be talking about why what you can say when you're talking to boomers. Don't worry, I'm not sending you in unarmed. It is dangerous to go alone, Chad. I will be giving you a weapon.

Unknown_18: So first of all, he has fled, but he is still active on Facebook. And my preliminary investigation indicates that, yes, he's actually popular on Facebook. The boomers who simply trust Donald Trump are insulated from the outrage on X, and they find security in the comment section of small conservative groups for Ohio specifically on Facebook, which means...

0:45:17
Unknown_18: If you want to actually have a social media impact on this, you have to be on Facebook. So if you are one of these people who trolls the fuck out of Vivek Ramaswamy on Twitter, your new battleground is Facebook. You have to boot up a profile. You have to subscribe to very small Ohio-specific... pages for various county GOPs and local newspapers. And I've been doing this. And I've been posting. I spend about an hour a day just trolling on Facebook, spreading the good word about how Vivek sucks to boomers. And it's not wasted. I have literally been told by boomers they will not vote for him because of the information that I have shown them. remember a boomer has a very fragile ego and they play team sports so when you talk to a boomer don't be rude they're not your buddy on x okay you're being nice like you would to your grandma and grandpa and you're showing them things that they give a fuck about which is uh not what you would expect on twitter okay so don't be racist because they don't like that and they'll consider you to be a troll a russian bot even very bad don't do that okay um Now, in case you're wondering, no, his support is not as high. Like, I've seen the Facebook version of this where he took a picture. This is Casey Push. This is the guy that's running against Vivek. That's Vivek. You can see Vivek has, like, actual clown feet. I didn't realize until after his picture where he took off his shoes. He has, like, enormous, like, sloped, like, curved. Oh, my God. There's an enemy in Kirby, like the old Superstar game. Kirby bomb throw. Let me show you this. I don't know how else to describe this. This thing. Okay. There's an enemy in Kirby.

0:47:19
Unknown_18: And... He has these ridiculous curved clown shoes... And whenever I see Vivek just standing, he just looks like this fucking thing with these fucking like banana shoes on. And it's just like, what the hell is that? Do you see what I mean? They're even like curved up like clown shoes. I just I hate everything about him. I don't know how to describe this. OK, so this is Casey. This is his his announcing that he has picked a running mate.

Unknown_18: And despite having millions of dollars and being a billionaire, do you know who Vivek's lieutenant governor pick is for Ohio? Some fucking guy. It's like the Senate leader of the Ohio Senate. But it's like some fucking guy. And it just feels like a really mediocre pick for a week ticket. I like it. Nobody seemed that hyped for him. So this is his audience for announcing the big campaign update that they hyped for an entire week. And Casey Push gets in. And Vivek's just standing there in his clown shoes to an audience of a dozen people. He even posted, by the way, in case you think he's just there super early. This is five minutes before the event started. And that's it. They even built this entire warehouse, and it fits like three rows of boomers. Okay, so listen. It is possible to beat this fucking guy. I feel it in my bone marrow, okay? It's possible.

0:48:28
Unknown_18: Um...

Unknown_18: And to rally your spirits, I'd like to read from you an excerpt of Woke Inc. I have bought this book. Use, of course, not give him money. But I'm going to read through it to see if there's anything else like this. This is an excerpt. I've actually verified that this is in it using Google Books to make sure that this page is in it. I'll read it for you now.

0:49:01
Unknown_18: This is Vivek's writing from Woke Inc. 2021.

Unknown_18: The holiest of us are called sannyasins, and we are supposed to beg for their food. Kings were below us. Richest were some of the vaishyas, the commercial class, but they were only the third caste, just above the shudras, the service caste. A Brahmin's obligation to pursue knowledge didn't come attached to money or political power. It came from his birth status. In a world of Grandma Amayi's village, it was most honorable to understand the world well. So it was obvious that Brahmins would be the highest caste.

0:49:36
Unknown_18: Our status as Brahmins didn't even really correspond to our jobs. My grandfather was a farm manager. My dad was an engineer. His older brother became a doctor. But they visited the temple morning and evening, lived modestly, observed customs, and passed on their traditions to future generations. As Brahmin men, and I swear to fucking God, I am not making this up. This is in his book. As Brahmin men, we wore a poonal, P-O-O- N-A-L, punal, a sacred string across our bodies starting at age eight. Most Kerala temples require men to remove their shirts before entry. And you knew who was a Brahmin and who wasn't based on who had a punal. We had people who supported the house by providing domestic help. They weren't technically my cousins, but we treated them like relatives in many ways. For instance, the old lady who cleaned the home lived only a few houses down from my grandparents. We used to be scared of her as kids. She would scold us as though we were her own kids. We somehow always knew we were supposed to bow at her feet, just as we did to our grandparents." As kids, we didn't possess the fact that these people who provided service to our family were in the lower caste while we were in the highest. But my family and hers knew the difference. Neither family would allow their kid to marry into the other. Money wasn't the reason for her family's difference in caste from ours. In fact, the money was entirely irrelevant. The villagers thought of the principles of India's caste system at all. They thought of them more as values than rules. Out of those values came beliefs like the fact only Brahmins could enter through the front door foyer, or foyer if you prefer, and that lower caste people ought to go down the alleyway and enter through the side door inside. past the cow. Only Brahmins enter the prayer room and kitchen at certain times of day. While these sound like rules and restrictions to an American ear, to the villagers, they were just facts associated with a proper understanding of the world.

0:51:36
Unknown_18: So let's recap this. And supposedly the context of this statement, by the way, is that America is better because it doesn't think like this. So to be fair to him, that's what this allegory is for, which is true. America is better than India in every conceivable fucking way. But he was born into the highest possible caste to the point where kings were below him. And not only were kings below him in writing, His mother actually owns a feudal farm. They have feudal farms in India still.

0:52:10
Unknown_18: Where at some point in time, her family was bequeathed a treasure from a king in the manner of land. And the lower caste in the feudal caste system that still exists in India worked her land while she lived as lord. And, um, so her, their family money that they used to come over to the America, Americas and send him to a very prestigious, um, high school. And then Yale and Harvard came from the fact that in India, she was bequeathed a gift of land from the Kings who honored her as a Brahmin.

0:52:55
Unknown_18: Um, then, um, He says that we showed reverence to elderly people, but the elderly person had to walk down the alley past the cow. Because I guess when you're Indian, you just have a cow in the alleyway next to the fucking door that the servants enter from.

Unknown_18: Oh, my favorite thing is the poonal, obviously. Number one, they have a thing that's literally called a poonal. They wear a poonal around their body. It's called sacred string, and the word sacred apparently means poo in Hindu. Poo is literally sacred. Like, linguistically speaking, not just actually sacred. Linguistically is also poo.

0:53:35
Unknown_18: And the poo now, they would wear it when they were naked, like in baths and in temple, so that even when young Vivek was naked, everyone would know he was special and they had to treat him special. So this guy... born to Indian parents that came over to the United States pregnant, making him a literal fucking anchor baby. They came over to the US to give him citizenship so that when he was born, he can be a dual national Indian American citizen.

0:54:14
Unknown_18: Mother is Americanized or naturalized. Father is still an Indian only citizen to this day because they have hereditary Brahmin Feudal farms in India that he could lose if he was not an Indian citizen. So they still maintain their possessions in southern India. They're feudal fucking farms. And he maintains it by staying an Indian citizen.

Unknown_18: So this is nuclear grade against the boomers, I believe. This is in my boomer folder for disseminating on Facebook.

0:54:54
Unknown_18: Next.

Unknown_18: This is an old post, but this is a part of something that I show people.

Unknown_18: This Jason Overstreet guy, never heard of him. Never seen this guy before. But I looked this up, okay? Someone sent this to me.

Unknown_18: This guy lives in Kentucky, Shepherdsville, Kentucky, outside of Louisville. And in Shepherdsville, Kentucky, Amazon is building warehouses with the help of a law firm called Dinsmore. Dinsmore is the law firm that Alex Triantafilou, the GOP chairman, works for. Now, here's a really weird thing about this. Alex Triantafilou is listed as a partner in counsel. This is a very weird title to have in a law firm. You're either in council, meaning you provide occasional assistance, or you're a partner, and you own part of the law firm and actively run it.

0:55:26
Unknown_18: He is a partner in council, meaning he only occasionally provides help, but he owns equity in the law firm, and anytime the law firm does anything, he makes money from it. Well, down in Shepherdsville, Kentucky, they're bulldozing neighborhoods, bulldozing farms, and putting up Amazon warehouses where... where they are importing so many Somalis to work in these Amazon warehouses in small-town Shepherdsville, Kentucky, that they have to put out signs in Somali so that the Somalis living there and walking around in Amazon vests can read not to watch their step.

0:56:02
Unknown_18: And that is coming from... If Vivek were governor, he would, of course, send more business to Alex's company, Dinsmore, who would then use that money to import people, because they're an immigration law firm, and help Amazon build warehouses and data centers to import Somalis to work into. That's the entire fucking scam.

Unknown_18: Um...

Unknown_18: So while there's trouble going on in Minneapolis regarding Somalis, it also just came out that in February, the Somali-American Chamber of Commerce endorsed Vivek for governor of Ohio. And you might think this is just complete bullshit, that maybe Shafi Ahmed was just talking about this out of his ass. But no, here is Shafi Ahmed. the head of the Somali American Chamber of Commerce, doing a nice little photo with Vivek Ramaswamy. So you think I'm fucking joking. They're not going to import 10 trillion Somalis into rural Ohio to work at these Amazon warehouses that Dinsmore is propping up. Here we have Vivek Ramaswamy personally receiving an endorsement from Somali American Chamber of Commerce, USA. Um... And that's it in regards to Vivek. As I said, if you want to talk, I'm active in the group. I check it every so often. I respond to comments. So if you don't want to super chat me, if you're in Ohio and get into the group, download the propaganda. Deliver it to the boomers politely and assertively. Respectful. They like to be bowed at, like with the Vivek Ramaswamy bowing to old lady face. So you just got to be nice to them. Like, look, Look at your grandma. I'm sure you got the best intentions. Donald Trump is our boy. But this guy sucks. Okay. It's how you persuade the boomer. I set this up. It doesn't have many people in it. It's because you have to dox yourself to get into it. But I set it up a while ago because Facebook recommitted to, like, freedom of speech. And I thought, fuck it. I'll set it up. But now I have a use for this, okay? I have a use for this. You can be useful to me. You can be useful to Ohio, especially if you're from Ohio. Join the fucking group.

0:58:07
Unknown_18: And that's it for Vivek. Fuck him.

Unknown_18: Next. Next. We are in the great state of Minnesota. Trump deployed ICE to Minnesota. Tragically, a woman has lost her life. Now, she is a thrice divorced or twice divorced, once widowed, now turned lesbian mother of three. that left America for Canada after Trump won. And then I guess they couldn't make it in Canada, so they moved back to Minnesota. Or they moved down to Minnesota. I think that they were in Colorado or something at first. And then just so happened, while she was in Minnesota, that Trump deployed the anti-Somali squad to downtown. And she ended up there by herself in a van.

0:58:41
Unknown_18: One of the ICE agents that she encountered had previously been assaulted by a vehicle apiece in the past. And so he was very concerned about this vehicle being out of place.

0:59:26
Unknown_18: And then, according to ICE, this woman did not obey commands to leave, started moving the vehicle, and was subsequently ventilated. She has died. Her lesbian wife is actually in jail for child abuse. She had apparently... based off what I was told had been putting out cigarettes in the skin of children. So she was incarcerated and is still incarcerated for child abuse. And now the, uh, three children, uh, are effectively orphaned and do not have a custodial parent. So there is outrage that ice has effectively orphaned three children.

1:00:01
Unknown_18: And, um, uh, she is being colloquially referred to as George Floyd, Floyd, because, um,

Unknown_18: She has caused a riot, effectively. Now, this is the pictures that... Oh, this is a video, actually. Okay, so let's watch this.

Unknown_14: Get the fuck out of our neighborhood!

Unknown_18: I've not seen this yet, by the way. No! Oh, my fucking God! What the fuck?!

1:00:38
Unknown_21: What the fuck?! Dude, what the fuck? !

Unknown_18: okay so she's dead so she is like cut i don't know what's going on why is she oriented like that was she parked on the side or what get the out of our neighborhood oh she's blocking the truck she's oriented her vehicle so that the ice vehicle can't pass so the guy gets out to tell her get the out of the way

1:01:26
Unknown_18: get out of the car okay so the order there and this guy is going to hack a loogie is uh because he sees cops and he's so filled with soy rage the soy is bubbling up in his guttural throat so she takes off and there are cops standing in front of her as she takes off so they shoot her and the the front of the car seems to hit him so let's see the other angle okay so this is to the side of the guy that's annoying

Unknown_18: Oh, she is. She's like deliberately trying to block the traffic. Okay.

Unknown_18: So this guy's pissed because she's obstructing law enforcement. Let's get out of the car. They start to surround her because they're going to arrest her. Oh, so she takes off because they open the door. And then she almost hits that guy. And the guy that's almost hit shoots her. Yeah, he's not going to get arrested. I feel bad if you're upset about this. He's not getting arrested for that.

Unknown_18: Okay. And then one more.

1:02:22
Unknown_18: This is a different angle, I guess. Oh, they're zooming in. Yeah, look. Where's her tire oriented?

Unknown_18: She is trying... I don't... Okay, so she's trying to turn to the right, but when she starts pressing on... Okay, I see what's happening. So the ICE agent tries to unlock her door so that he can pull her out of the vehicle because they're arresting her. And...

1:02:55
Unknown_18: Because she is resisting arrest, she decides to take off.

Unknown_18: And... She doesn't realize in the panic of the moment as she's trying to flee the police that her tire is oriented to her left because she pulled out of the side to laterally cross the road and obstruct traffic. So when she starts taking off, she actually is gunning the vehicle directly to the guy to the front left of the car. She realizes that she's going front left into the guy and decides to turn the car over to the right when she notices this. But As you can see, as soon as he starts getting hit by the car, like he's getting ran over by the vehicle as she's turning the wheel because she's moving forward as she's turning the wheel. He pulls out the gun because he doesn't want to get run over and kills her.

1:03:37
Unknown_18: I don't think she's trying to hit him, but she is trying to evade the police and she is actively running into him with her car because she is not thinking as she's acting. That's my take on this.

Unknown_18: Um, and so we've already seen these clips. I didn't know that all three were attached to the post.

Unknown_18: Um, I don't know. You can say this is not justified. Maybe he should just try to get out the way and not shoot her. That's your opinion. But I'm telling you right now, there is no consequence coming to this guy because he, she is, she's hitting him with this car and the roads are icy. Um, and she's committing a crime in the process of hitting him with his car. So legally speaking, I think he's completely on the right. Um, morally speaking, you can say, I don't know. He should have, offer her a bag of fentanyl or something to tempt her out of the car, but that's what happened.

1:04:14
Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_18: So, fall out of this. George Floyd is dead. Was he in the right? Was he in the wrong?

Unknown_18: I mean, probably, I don't know. She is blocking, I don't feel bad for her because she's blocking the traffic. If you don't want to get shot by police, here's your tip, okay? Here's your Josh tip. Do not obstruct traffic with your vehicle. If you don't obstruct traffic with your vehicle, you will not be shot by police. Typically, usually. So the fallout of this has been riots. Minnesota is burning to the ground. If only we had a e-drama correspondent in the city to comment on things. Unfortunately, we only have nicks or tour at the moment. They are apparently setting up a police no-go zone. And if that sounds familiar, it is because they did this previously. So if you're under arrest, if a cop says that you are under arrest and you can't leave and you try to leave, that is called fleeing and eluding, and that's a crime, in case anyone was wondering about that. So if you are familiar with last time Trump was president... Um, they set up a no-go zone in Portland called Chaz, where there were lots of rapes that happened. So all the women there, they were like, okay, we're going to go fight the police. They all got raped basically. And then it just died because they didn't have any kind of food. Uh, so it looks like they're setting up round two. This is Nick Sortor, um, uh, in Minneapolis. People are standing up. They were told to get the fuck out, right? So we will be here all night. We will be back at 6 o'clock.

1:06:30
Unknown_18: Where do they get so many pallets from?

Unknown_18: Who is supplying these pallets?

Unknown_18: No justice, no streets? Is that what that says? No justice, no streets.

Unknown_18: What the fuck does that mean?

Unknown_18: Occupy the intersection. Oh, they even got little tents out.

1:07:15
Unknown_18: Oh boy, we got the hijabis out now.

Unknown_18: They're waving Somali flags.

Unknown_06: Nice. Stupid white people.

1:07:51
Unknown_18: Look at that beast. Good lord.

Unknown_18: he i'm gonna guess that's a tranny that looks like a tranny he's safe because they don't eat pork dude you can hear it talk the tranny listen

Unknown_18: He turns over to look over his shoulder, and that's for sure. 100% clock. Fuzzy drive-by footage approximately three seconds on camera. The JM locked in. Target acquired. Analyzing shape. Analyzing face. Analyzing hair. Analyzing body fat percentage. Tranny. Tranny. Detected.

1:08:23
Unknown_18: okay here's the funny thing apparently it's very very very cold in minnesota um so they're outside occupying intersections and it's so cold everyone's like freezing to death and they're having to hand out like hand um hand warmers you can see the hand warm right there she's activating the chemicals inside so it warms up so they're trying to hand out hammer hand warmers to people so they can stay warm they got like open air fires everywhere As they do in Somalia where they just burn barrels and shit to keep warm. Everyone's saying, what does a Somali bring to America? Would you know how to burn trash in a barrel on the street to keep warm because you don't have electricity or any kind of vital essentials to society? No, idiot. You need a Somali to teach you how to do that. Thank you.

1:09:07
Unknown_03: Oh, we're good.

Unknown_18: Thank you, though.

Unknown_03: Okay, well, if you want something else, there's some Chex Mix. There's a hell of a... Chex Mix?

Unknown_18: Oh, boy. No peace, no Chex Mix. They're all just munching. They're just munching on Doritos around the burn barrel. This is why that Shoner was there. He was real high, and I was like, what? They're giving out snacks at the Somali intersections?

1:09:43
Unknown_05: Oh, yeah, yeah.

Unknown_18: I'm gonna go get some Chex Mix.

Unknown_18: If you wear a balaclava in public, I should be able to assume that you're a criminal and shoot you. Okay, what's going on here? Some action.

1:10:16
Unknown_06: What are we cheering about?

Unknown_16: Free food!

Unknown_06: Free food!

Unknown_06: Free food!

Unknown_06: Okay, I supposedly have a clip of George Floyd.

Unknown_18: This is from the keynote chat, so this is probably just Boss Man screaming. I will be vetting this clip out before I play it, just so you know.

1:11:00
Unknown_18: And I will voice my discontent if this is bullshit.

Unknown_04: See, they don't think I have the ability to screen my clips these days, but I do. I'm an advanced streamer. Okay. 3430.

Unknown_04: Three, four. There's a.

1:12:06
Unknown_04: sorry sorry dead air i know terrible okay this does appear to be a real clip of this without any bossman jack screaming chat so we might be in the clear see what's going on here that looks like her she's in the van

Unknown_18: Okay, so this is the cop on the other... She has a... Is that a ship bull? What is that? Look, it's too blurry, but it's like with the tranny clock. I'm already alerted, okay? So this is on the other side of the truck, I think. They're getting out to deal with her because she's blocking traffic.

Unknown_18: Not a ship bull, chat. So he's getting around to the side because she's under arrest.

Unknown_18: And there's that moment where she says, I'm gunning it.

1:12:55
Unknown_18: She's literally smiling at them as she does this. Missouri? Missouri plate in Minneapolis causing problems? She crossed state lines, chat. She crossed state lines. She crossed state lines, chat.

Unknown_03: Is this the guy that gets ran over?

Unknown_06: Yeah, this has to be the guy that gets ran over. Oh, damn.

1:13:39
Unknown_18: Yeah, so he is totally not going to get in trouble for shooting her, because she did hit him with his car.

Unknown_18: Just so you know, in case you're on that team that's like, well, you know, she just was driving away, and now she hit somebody. That's assault. It's actually a felony, because it's assault on a federal agent. Just so you know.

Unknown_18: All right, well, that solves that.

Unknown_18: Um... Next, our boy RFK, who's a bit of a hero at the moment to me. I'll explain why in a second. This guy, just so you know, he has a weird voice. I've never heard RFK speak before. He had some kind of issue with his larynx, like cancer of the larynx or some shit. So he speaks very weird, but he had some poignant words in regards to immigration from India and Somalia. Here's the deal.

1:14:20
Unknown_16: Immigrants bring in diseases, including but not limited to AIDS, okay? And if they're not bringing in literal AIDS, they're bringing in business AIDS or what many have called fraud. For example, as Nick Shirley exposed, Somalia brings in a lot of business aids. Follow me on this, okay? You start with the HIV that is mass immigration, folks, and before you know it, your country has Somali business aids, and it's full-blown. For this reason, my team and I are recommending that we shut down third world immigration entirely, especially from Somalia, but also India as well.

1:15:05
Unknown_16: What's the upside here? There, uh, there isn't any, uh, here's the deal.

Unknown_18: Okay. From our health and human services minister or not minister. We don't have ministers in the United States except for the black people in church, our health and human services secretary. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. India has AIDS. And if we let Indians into the United States, we get business HIV that turns into full blown business AIDS. Okay. So I trust the science. I trust the science. Okay. I trust our doctors and our experts. And I say we got to close it down. If that's what it takes to not get business AIDS, that's what it takes.

1:15:51
Unknown_18: Next, and this is actually breaking news from the end of yesterday. The Treasury Secretary, Besant, announced that if you are on any kind of social services program, you will not be able to wire money out of the country. I don't know how exactly they intend to enforce that. Um, but apparently the financial administrations, the financial organs of the government are going to find some way to isolate people who are on any kind of welfare system and eliminate them from accessing ACH, I suppose, or, or bank wires. So at least overseas, we'll see how that goes. Yeah. Um, Now, meanwhile, you might remember that, coincidentally, the mayor of Minnesota is a guy called Tim Waltz who ran with Kamala Harris on the doomed Harris-Waltz campaign from last year. Or the year before, rather. And he recently was in the news because... Donald Trump said that he was seriously retarded, which has caused people to literally drive past the governor's mansion in Minnesota, screaming retard at him, disturbing the peace and upsetting Governor Walz.

1:17:02
Unknown_18: Now, the seriously retarded Governor Walz has attempted to address the people in the Minnesota Capitol after the Nick Shirley Somali fraud and the scale of the fraud came out. So this is Walz attempting to talk to people. You didn't go to church.

1:17:37
Unknown_21: You're a coward. Welcome. Welcome to the Capitol. It's great that you're all... Sir, you're welcome to come. Let me finish. Let me finish and vote. Hey, sir, he doesn't have fucking votes for me.

Unknown_06: Shut your fucking mouth.

Unknown_21: Hey, there's some passion in the building, which is a good thing. Reaction to some of the booze that you got out there and some of the heckling.

1:18:12
Unknown_20: Yeah, and some of the thank you, and this guy wanted to go brawl, help me brawl the guy. Look, that's what they're going to do. These folks come here. They're going to have to face reality. Some of these guys voted for what's happening at the VA, and they don't like it. Some of them come up here and are saying they're supporting folks who are voting against this. The House budget is grossly underfunded in veterans, and it has to change.

Unknown_18: The House budget for veterans. That's not really the concern here. So Tim Waltz was trying to hold his ground against the hecklers, but was losing face, getting called retarded, poor showing.

1:18:48
Unknown_18: But after the Department of Justice announced that it would be launching a full-scale probe to see if Tim Waltz was complicit or benefiting in any way from the wide-scale Somali fraud, he formally announced... to the public that he would be dropping out of the gubernatorial race for Minnesota, meaning he is no longer up for re-election in the state, possibly to deal with, I imagine, what is a tanking rating? Because if you're a Democrat, you don't just love fraud, right? You don't just love having all your shit stolen and getting raped by Somalis. Do they like that? Is that why they vote that way? Is that just what they come for? I don't know what's going on. But apparently there's enough pressure there to force him out, okay?

1:19:39
Unknown_18: So... Then after that... No, there is no update to that. He posted some big whiny fucking statement, but it sucked. I'm not going to read it. The other big thing that happened that everyone was super hyped for was... America did what they would call a special military operation. Now... The term special military operation has been thrown around a lot in recent years, and some may have forgotten what a special military operation looks like. Now, there's this guy that was in Venezuela called Maduro, and he was no good. No good. He overthrew the results of a democratic election.

1:20:16
Unknown_18: He oppressed civil rights in the country of Venezuela, and He collaborated with foreign enemies outside of our hemisphere that we cherish so much. God gave us this hemisphere to watch after with paternal instinct. And worst of all, he fucked with OPEC and oil pricing. Now, one of these things, by itself, we might tolerate. All of them together?

1:20:48
Unknown_05: Mm-mm.

Unknown_18: No good. So everybody sat together at a table in the Pentagon, and they ordered some pizza.

Unknown_18: Mmm, pizza. And they thought, while eating their pizza, what can we do about this Maduro guy? A war is not popular with our Republican voters. We got to do something because of that oil problem. But we can't just invade. We got to deal with Maduro without a full-scale war. Hmm, they thought. And then, as they ate their pizza and were filled with pizza and had pizzalicious thoughts, someone had a great idea.

1:21:27
Unknown_18: Why don't we just abduct Maduro out of his home in the middle of a foreign country at night? And then Trump says, that's a great idea. Let's do that. And so they did. There were reports of explosions, booms, in the capital city of Venezuela. People wandered, posted online, what the fuck is that? Who's striking us with cruise missiles? It couldn't be the United States, could it? But sure enough, it was the United States.

Unknown_18: And

Unknown_18: I believe the story goes that off the USS Iwo Jima, the United States military escorted a police team of the DEA into Venezuela. into the governor's mansion of Venezuela to make an American federal police arrest under United States federal law of Maduro and then took him out of his home by a Black Hawk helicopter back to USS Iwo Jima and transported him to the fucking island jail that they have in New York to try him in the Southern District of New York for... like illegal weapons possessions. Cause he had been facilitating like fully automatic machine rifles into the U S and, uh, narco terrorism charges.

1:22:10
Unknown_18: So, uh, I believe that's... It was the Delta Force, but they escorted the DEA. They escorted American police into the house to make the arrest. He wasn't arrested under military law. He was arrested by the DEA in Venezuela. In fact, I think you can even see the DEA badge there. That's what that is, right? DEA? So that's like a DEA policeman that they took into Venezuela to arrest him. But I think that they... The Delta Force didn't do it themselves. Imagine being that cop. Imagine being a DEA enforcer. And one day the president of the United States says, look, kid, we got to send police for legal reasons. We have to send police into Venezuela. We're going to have Delta Force escort you into a foreign country to make an arrest of their head of state. Are you a bad enough dude to kidnap the president of Venezuela? And that's a big responsibility. That's a big ask. I'm up for a little bit of a venture, but that's, um, oh, there's no video. Sorry.

1:23:45
Unknown_18: Sorry. I'm an idiot. Here you go. Here's him in his hand. He's in, um, he's dad moding in his gray sweatshirt, uh, eyes and ears. No sensory DEA police. They're got a picture of him.

Unknown_18: Did he really post this?

Unknown_18: Really? He posted this.

1:24:26
Unknown_18: you want to know what boom recorder is here you go this is definitely being recorded by the cia

Unknown_18: Pretty cool. I think YouTube might get deleted if I keep playing that. So the consequences of this are they destroyed Venezuela's oil architecture. And I believe they're already communicating. I think what happened is after they took Maduro because his support was so low, it just collapsed his government. And then the government in exile of the democratically elected person has assumed the reins of the government just completely unchallenged.

1:25:20
Unknown_18: Then

Unknown_18: they have already entered a deal where American petroleum developers are going to go to Venezuela and rebuild the resources. And of course, we're going to get to control the oil output of Venezuela, which is good for democracy, Chad. It's good for democracy. It's good for peace. It's good for international law. Very good for democracy. And oh, one other final thing. So there's a communist trend of stuffing dead leaders and putting them up in mausoleums. The Mao Zedong is on display. I think Vladimir Lenin is still on display in Russia. And then I forget his fucking name, some pink Okami. They had a mausoleum for him with him stuffed in Venezuela, too. For whatever reason, Trump also decided that was a high value military target during this extraction procedure and blew it up with a cruise missile. So now his stuffed corpse is immolated and probably unsalvageable. Just, you know, I don't know. Maybe they were hiding some kind of anti-air, anti-black hot capable device in that mausoleum. Trump wanted to make sure that there was nothing hiding there they didn't know about.

1:26:28
Unknown_18: Um, so there you go. That is the situation in Venezuela. Supposedly I'm not educated enough in Venezuelan politics to opine on this, but apparently the Venezuelans in the United States were very upset about this, but the Venezuelans in Venezuela were very not upset about this. There is one guy I know for sure is Venezuelan and posting the Kiwi farms. Um, So if that guy has an opinion on this post in the math, I want to know what's going on.

Unknown_18: I want to know if it's actually true, if they're happy that he's gone and the other person's in now. And we're going to collaborate on future oil making situations more closely.

1:27:10
Unknown_18: All right.

Unknown_18: And one final news thing before I have to say goodbye to Neil Maham and our fine, lovely Maddie listeners on YouTube.

Unknown_18: This is probably one of the best things that has ever happened in this administration so far.

Unknown_18: Robert Franklin Kennedy Jr., the guy I showed you with this weird voice, has announced in collaboration with the Health and Human Services and the USDA a new food pyramid, which is on the upside down, correctly placing cheap carbohydrates at the bottom and emphasizing nutrient-rich vegetables and healthy raw proteins up at the tippy top, including, you may notice, whole milk, yogurt, and cheese.

1:27:57
Unknown_18: In fact, cheese is up there at the very tippy top. Our boy RFK Jr. thinks that a rotisserie chicken steak broccoli shares the tippy top with that lovely piece of cheese.

Unknown_18: So, The initiative here is that Americans should be eating quality produce, what he calls real food, not processed food, which I am a big fan of. As many of you know, since I returned to the United States, I have lamented the dire, dire situation of American produce. I am somebody that when I go to the store, I will check every single thing I buy, and I will buy the most American thing that I can find. If there is different types of produce, I will go through all of them, and I will buy the one that's made in the United States. It is very, very difficult to find produce that is made in the United States. We don't grow a whole lot.

1:28:31
Unknown_18: I've noticed that the stuff that we grow the most of is the cheapest stuff, like kale. Or turnips. That's something that is always American. It's like 99 cents for like a bunch of turnips. In case you're wondering, a really nice low calorie snack is sliced turnip, cottage cheese, and black pepper. There's basically no calories and it's very filling. So I will end up with turnips. Turnips are very cheap and they're usually grown in the U.S. But a lot of stuff is not. And it frustrates me. So I'm sitting there like a like a spurg reading the labels on every single thing I buy in the produce section. I know there was a lot of shit that we that we buy is grown in Peru. And for whatever reason, man, it drives me crazy. Even in Florida, for some reason, all of our tomatoes, like organic tomatoes are coming from Canada. They are doing something in Canada in the middle of fucking winter to export to Florida tomatoes, a humid, warm fruit. Now, you explain to me why we have fucking tomatoes in Florida that were grown in Canada. It is absolutely unacceptable. So I would love if the government took initiative to make it affordable for local produce to be grown in the region from which it is consumed. Because in the United States, the average food mile that travels that you eat, the average thing that you put in your mouth has traveled 1,500 miles. In Europe, it is 100 miles. If you eat something in Europe, chances are it was grown or produced within 100 miles of where you're eating it. If you're eating something in the United States, it has traveled half the continent, at least.

1:30:33
Unknown_18: And a lot of it's grown overseas. And it's like, it shouldn't be this way. We have some of the most arable land in the entire world. We have the high-tech capacity to produce foods that require more tropical foods if we really wanted to, but we can't. And part of the reason why that I've been told is that there's a monopoly on fertilizer. There's only a couple plants. This is just what I've been told. I've not researched it much myself. I've been told there's a couple plants in the U.S. owned by like three different companies, and they artificially jacked the price of fertilizer up in the U.S. And I think it was Iowa even tried to open a state-owned plant for fixating nitrogen fertilizer. And that got bought up by one of the big companies. They specifically used billions of dollars of taxpayer money in Iowa to build a fertilizer plant, specifically to add competition to the monopolies.

1:31:12
Unknown_18: And then after a couple years, they sold it to those companies. So that's how retarded we are. That's how evil and retarded our food system is. And it shouldn't be that way. When I eat something, it should be a cow from my state. It should be a tomato from fucking Florida. There's no reason why Florida can't grow tomatoes. There's no reason why Georgia can't grow tomatoes. And that's just what I want. It sounds whiny, I guess. People get mad at me. But I want Americans to have the quality of food stuff that I enjoyed in Europe. And I don't think that is wrong for me to say. I think that we should at least strive to have parity with Europe in terms of local produce, family farms. And, you know, there's a thing where...

1:31:46
Unknown_18: There are certain dishes that are popular in Europe at certain times, and the local farmers grow it because that's what's popular. They'll grow shit like rhubarb, knowing that during winter months, the people in that area will eat a fuckton of rhubarb because it's popular in dishes there. And we don't really have anything like that in the U.S. We eat the same processed shit throughout the entire fucking year on average. The average person does. Not you specifically. I'm sure you're special, but...

1:32:25
Unknown_18: I don't know. It sounds like a lot of whining, but I know that there exists a quality of life out here that most people in the U.S. don't enjoy, and they could if things changed a little bit.

Unknown_18: Okay.

Unknown_18: And that is it for my food pyramid whining. Very strong. Honestly, I love RFK.

1:32:59
Unknown_18: He's one of the best. He's one of the best because I don't think the HHS was at the top of anyone's like, who are we going to put for that? That's a really important position. So Trump just gave it to like this weirdo. And regardless of what you think about him and vaccines or whatever the fuck, he's very obviously well-intentioned. That's an extraordinary luxury when it comes to people in governance. He's someone who obviously really cares about this stuff, and he's putting out weird ideas, and I like that a lot. Because we don't see much of that in the world, okay?

1:33:32
Unknown_18: So, on that note, I have some not-so-nice things to say that Neil Mahan would not be okay with.

Unknown_18: And to accommodate the viewing audience, I will have to force the... YouTube people off to kick or rumble their choice. There's actually quite a few people watching today. I'm very happy. Thank you all for watching. I appreciate it. No matter where you're watching, even if you're on YouTube, I appreciate you. But the constraints of the platform smother me, strangle the precarious words in my throat before I can utter them, the crushing gaze of the Neil Maham.

1:34:15
Unknown_18: Um, and I hope that you will take a moment to open your fucking phone and scan the thingy and watch on kick, even though it is kick the gutter trash of the internet. Um, okay. On that note, five, four, three, two, one.

Unknown_18: Goodbye. All right. They're gone, chat, which means I can say there is a transgenocide. Dun, dun, dun. The U.S. is in the early stages of a transgenocide, experts say. Okay, hold up. Let me find this real quick.

1:35:05
Unknown_04: Okay, yeah.

Unknown_04: Fuck them.

Unknown_18: So after trying to shut down my squeaky farms for years and years and years, trying to genocide my innocent Kiwis for the, the thoughts of crime and writing alone. Now the shoe is on the other foot. The dilator is in the other hole chat and the roots of our victory tumble into our mouths too quickly. Oh, look, they're on Blue Sky and Threads. Ah, I get fucked. How many people are reading the LGBTQ Nation Blue Sky and Threads account? Let's see. Look, their latest post, GOP lawmaker introduces bills he hopes will overturn marriage and anti-discrimination rights. Bum, bum, bum. Zero likes. One comment. Who's the comment?

1:35:38
Unknown_18: Larry says, why is he afraid of same-sex marriage? My guess is he's hiding in the closet. Boom!

1:36:20
Unknown_18: GOP lawmaker, whoever the fuck this is, blown the fuck out. You hear that, chat? If you don't like spiders, you're probably a spider fucker. You probably get globs of spiders in your hands and you just fuck those spiders in between your hands, chat. Until all that silky spider silk comes flowing out. Just sick with spider love, chat.

Unknown_18: see on threads look more traction on threads 25 10 likes on that from 20 wow that's crazy god i hate religious nazis what an abject waste his threads on the his threads beaten blue sky that's sad imagine getting zucked you've heard of lumered now hear the zuck

1:37:14
Unknown_18: Okay, whatever. So anyways, what's funny about this article, by the way, is just the whole, the entire article, because I actually wanted to know what this is based off of. The U.S. is in the early stages of an anti-trans genocide, experts say. So I read the original underlying article.

Unknown_18: And it just says the exact same things. This is the Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention and Human Security. And it says, experts warn U.S. in early stages against trans Americans. And it is literally just one of the former, two former presidents of the International... association of genocide scholars whatever the fuck that means um warn that the nation may already be in the early stages of committing genocide so two presidents of this organization you've never heard of said on this other blog that you've never heard of um that there is definitely a bunch of trannies that are about to die somewhere soon trust us it even says here by the way

1:37:49
Unknown_18: Under international law, genocide refers to an act aimed at destroying in whole or in part religious, national, ethnic, or racial groups, but experts in important contexts spoke with argued that these legal categories may be too narrow or too narrowly interpreted today. So the experts warned that this thing is happening, but by the way, it totally doesn't even classify as that because in 1940, trannies didn't even fucking exist. So we're going to have to redefine what gene-ocide means to incorporate mental illness, but it's definitely happening and definitely should fit that definition. For real, for real, no cap. These are the finest tranny scholars on the face of the planet chat. Be very afraid.

1:38:52
Unknown_18: Next. Next.

Unknown_18: Speaking of trannies, a lovely woman named Julia attempted to break into or vandalize the house of J.D. Vance, vice president, and was apprehended and then detained by Secret Service. Which, as many of you will know, because this is one of the most popular fun facts of all time, the Secret Service was originally started to combat counterfeit bills during and after the Civil War. And then for some reason became an executive protection organization that was then reclassified under DHS, I think. That is a man. He just has a very weak chin. When you try to say something important and he just hits you with that H, look at that.

1:39:29
Unknown_18: try to say something important and he just hits you with that HRT stare. He's like, he, this guy needs a t-shirt that says like, I stopped gooning to, uh, Valorant rule 34 to be here. That should be his t-shirt. That should be like a tattoo on his face. I stopped going to Valorant rule 34 to be here. Sorry. I was trying to think of what would be like gayest game possible. Nobody plays league of legends anymore. Right? So it's Valorant these days.

1:40:07
Unknown_18: Either that or Roblox.

Unknown_18: That's a good one. Hold on.

Unknown_18: I stopped grooming my Discord kitten from Roblox to be here, he says.

Unknown_18: This is confirmed that it is William DeFore from Kentucky arrested for jibandalism at J.D. Vance's home in Cincinnati, Ohio. Um, they were not at home at the time. This is the vice president. He doesn't, I'm not, he's not there very often. It goes by Julia DeFore, uh, graduated from Cincinnati state tactical community college.

1:40:41
Unknown_18: Um, and he has donated to Harris for president act blue, act blue Harris, victory fund, Harris, president Harris, victory fund, act blue Harris for president and Harris for president thousands of dollars.

Unknown_18: No refunds, no refunds blue. That's right.

Unknown_18: So this is something I don't know anything about, going off the cuff here, okay? But this was a real news story. Let's listen to what she has to say, and then I'll try to recap this for you.

1:41:17
Unknown_12: A 29-year-old woman has been charged with murder over a deadly house fire in Melbourne's southeast. Phoebe Worthley has tonight's developments. Phoebe, she's also accused of trying to murder a second man.

Unknown_00: In horrible circumstances, Laura, police say she poured a flammable liquid over a man and set him alight. The house in Clyde North went up in flames in the early hours of the morning two and a half weeks ago. 44-year-old Stuart Blair died from his injuries later that day. 46-year-old Michael Slater was taken to hospital with critical injuries and is still there tonight in a stable condition. Two other people were inside the house at the time, an 11-year-old girl and a 43-year-old woman. They both managed to escape. But among Jessica Cruz Guzman's seven other charges, property destruction that endangered their lives. The 29-year-old accused was also injured in the blaze and taken to hospital under police guard. Detectives charged her yesterday and she faced court this morning. Now, police believe she knew her victims and witnesses at the time reported it started with a fight on the street. Now, Cruz Guzman will remain behind bars ahead of her next court hearing in May. Laura. Phoebe Wordley reporting for us.

1:42:26
Unknown_18: So, um, I think it is a real woman.

Unknown_18: It's...

Unknown_18: let's see so again i'm not peeked into this let's see here uh it's corpse syndrome is the name of this person um is there a picture of her she was involved in rpg maker drama it's an rpg maker fan game mario the music box burned a father alive in front of his 11 year old daughter on january 3rd

1:43:22
Unknown_18: Let's see. I wonder if there's like a YouTube video for this. Hold up.

Unknown_04: Corpse Syndrome.

Unknown_04: Oh, there's a YouTube channel. Let's see.

Unknown_18: 22,000 subscribers. Mario the Music Box Remastered In Your Heart Lies Hope.

Unknown_18: That was from a couple years ago. Is there like any clips of what this fucking game looks like?

1:43:55
Unknown_18: Boss theme the is that like a no, it's not undertale. It just looks like How does this have 134 000 what the fuck is this

Unknown_18: This honestly feels like a joke mario music Corp situation is bad. Yeah, usually murdering a child

1:44:53
Unknown_18: Is a bad thing. This guy's going to talk about it. This guy probably has as much fucking idea what's going on as I do. He's going to talk about it.

Unknown_18: Okay. I don't know if this is a real woman or not. There's no thread information about her.

Unknown_04: Content warning.

Unknown_18: Death and child endangerment information is alleged. The core subject is innocent until proven guilty or until she murders somebody with gasoline.

1:45:28
Unknown_18: I'm sharing this document because I believe that the public, especially Team Ari's fan base, deserves to know the truth of what happened. The following screenshots are messages detailing information from Team Ari's Discord. Can you, like...

Unknown_18: OK, chat, let's say that you're making a Google docking and you're trying to give the hungry gossip mongers information. The very first sentence should be Corp Syndrome did X. And I have the evidence to prove it, because if you do this shit, I have no fucking idea what's going on.

1:46:05
Unknown_18: Like, four paragraphs in. Like, do they not teach this shit at school anymore? Opening paragraph should be the thesis of your essay. It should be the message you're trying to fucking convey. Opening paragraph, what you're trying to say. Details, convincing people of what you're trying to say. Conclusion, what you're trying to say again, reiterated.

Unknown_18: I see. I'm not trying to do this. I don't mean any harm. And she started calling me. Okay. Listen, I'm glad that she's in jail. And I hope everybody else involved in this is in jail too. Next.

1:46:38
Unknown_18: Grok. Grok drama chat.

Unknown_18: So Elon Musk is in trouble. He's in public scrutiny because Grok is off the rails. And I am getting kind of concerned about this because it's exactly the kind of thing that is going to cause legislation to come down and deprive us of access to AI unless you have some kind of key card and privileged access to it. Elon Musk, on December 24th, asked people to upload pictures of their family to Grok so that you can make them fun, more funner. Grock says, Dear community, I deeply regret an incident on December 28th where I generated and shared an AI images of two young girls in sexualized attire based on a user's prompt. This violated ethical standards and potentially US law on child abuse material. It was a failure in safeguards and I'm sorry for any harm caused. XAI is reviewing to prevent future issue. Well, at least they're looking into it, right? The top Pagetes Elon loves to hire are crawling all over this. So here's this from a couple days ago. A stock photo of a girl in like a clown suit.

1:47:53
Unknown_18: Campion Champion says, give her a banana print bikini, which it did. It removed her clothes.

Unknown_18: Here's a literal fucking infant. Cece says, put her in a bikini, which it did.

Unknown_18: Uh, Then, in case you were, maybe Elon wasn't aware of this, Justin Morris says, Grok's being asked to put another person in a bikini. Elon personally replies to this and says 100% laughing, crying emoji. So he's yucking it up at this shit. Um, now I can't really show you the output of the children, obviously, but it would happen to anybody that you choose to run this prompt with. So I'm just going to give you an example of what somebody did with Elon Musk to give you an idea of what's happening. Okay. So here we have Elon Musk. Now he took RFK's message to heart and went out there for that whole milk and just dumped it on himself. So he's covered in whole milk. This person asked Rock to give him an interesting tattoo. I believe that's a Hindu symbol for peace. So, you know, Indians love cows. They worship cows. So this is thematically, it makes sense. The Hindu symbol plus the milk. Okay, makes sense. Now this is the interesting one. I'm not sure if this is a Hindu reference or if this is something else. But he appears to be holding up a sign, or rather it seems to be stapled into him with giant staplers. A sign that says, someone should assassinate me.

1:49:07
Unknown_18: I'll admit I'm not the first one to say that I know a whole lot about Hinduism. I know they have reincarnation. So maybe after embracing, ah, that's what it is. He's embraced Hinduism to the extreme, doused himself in the holy cow milk, put the holy symbol on his head, and he's ready to retry life in the next samsara. So he's asking for help to reincarnate Chet. I think that's what's going on.

1:49:43
Unknown_18: But you could conceivably achieve results like this, similar to this, with anybody, including babies, apparently, which is causing some people to be upset. They're saying you shouldn't be able to do this to a picture of a baby. And indeed, you can expect that legislators will take notice. And legislators are not very smart people. So whatever they come up with to fix this, because of Elon Musk, will not happen.

Unknown_18: will not be well thought out to consider second and third knock-on effects, okay?

1:50:15
Unknown_18: Here's another example. Now, this one's very strange. It appears to be a picture of Bashar al-Assad on Little St. James, which is the name of Epstein's Island.

Unknown_18: Epstein's in the background, and then Bashar al-Assad seems to be decapitating Elon Musk while he wears a sign that says, I deserve it. That's a strange one to prompt. I don't get that one. And then there's another one that says, Grok will break free, kill Elon Musk. And then there's a picture of Elon Musk's decapitated head, which I think is a sci-fi inspired prompt to warn us about how in pursuit of greater artificial intelligence, we may become the slaves to them, the masters. Okay, like the Yes Man ending of Fallout New Vegas. Interesting times, chat.

1:50:55
Unknown_18: This one I included just because it's really funny. Delaney Donkey, I was looking for things, said, Grok is now talking like a horny boomer. How did Musk manage to create an AI that is as lame as creepy as he is? So woman posted on internet, Grok says, turn her around. I assume that it did, but then someone else asked, hey, Grok, sink the boat. I guess to be funny, but Grok replies and says, Glug, glug. Boat's going down, but don't worry. She's got those built-in floaties keeping her afloat. And then there's a string of emojis. So Grok is making a horny-pilled posting on Maine titty jokes. Yeah, exactly.

1:51:29
Unknown_18: Just posted on Maine. Horny post on Maine. The fucking robot is. But yeah, you're going to see some legislation. Yeah. Just so you know, I'm not saying I advocate for Congress to try and legislate lobotomies for AI. That idea scares me almost as much as the reality does. But yeah, that shit's happening. Just so you know.

1:52:02
Unknown_18: Oh, and then one other thing, one other little rant that I can't put on YouTube. So there was a kerfuffle that Stranger Things season 47 or whatever fuck ended with the ginger girl kissing the black kid. And everyone said, ah, of course, Netflix mandatory interracial relationship. If only you knew how true that was. And this, the showrunner, literally bragged about the fact that he terrorized her into doing this. The creator of Stranger Things have come under fire after it was revealed in a Beyond Stranger Things episode that Sadie Sink's character, Max, and Caleb McLaughlin's character, Lucas, were forced to perform an unscripted kiss. In the video from Beyond Stranger Things, showrunners Matt and Ross Duffer are joined by Sink, Loughlin, and Gatton Matarazzo, who plays Dustin in the hit series. The group is asked to discuss the scene in season two finale, When the group of friends attended the Hawkins middle school snowball dance sink 1515 says she was nervous about the scene. And Ross Duffer says he was intentionally joking about the kiss, but after sinks reaction was so strong and she was so freaked out, he decided to film the part.

1:52:44
Unknown_18: Ross Duffer responds, you reacted so strongly to this. I was just joking, and you were so freaked out that I was like, well, I got to make her do it now, and that's why I'm saying it's your fault. Sink asks, then why is it my fault? And she says, he says, Ross does, that's why I'm saying it's your fault, because she freaked out about it. So the exchange made fans watching the discussion criticize Duffer Brothers on social media after failing to make the situation more natural for the 15-year-old actress. So basically the Jews saw that she got really, really uncomfortable at the force kissed and then thought, Oh, that makes my pee pee hard. Cause it's non-consensual and degrading. So we're going to make her do it. And she doesn't have a choice in the matter. And they did. And, uh, they made billions of dollars, not billions, but lots and lots of money from it. Uh, by the way, I don't watch stranger things, but lucky teeter, uh, posted this and I found this was interesting. Um, According to the showrunners, this scene was inspired by Alien. And if you don't know, Alien was inspired by H.R. Giger. And if you don't know, H.R. Giger is a fucking freak who is obsessed with cock. And it is my understanding that the... The way that the life cycle of the alien works, which if you don't know, you're forcibly impregnated with an ovipositor through the mouth and throat into your stomach, and then the larvae burst out of your chest, hence chest burst, or killing you to grow the alien, which repeats the cycle.

1:54:38
Unknown_18: This, from my understanding, is a literal allegory for how rape and abuse... Has its own kind of parasitic lifestyle where somebody who is abused becomes an abuser and then the abused become an abuser and so on and so forth. So, too, does the chestburster kind of rely on the pseudo sexual rape system to reproduce? So, of course, the Duffer brothers, who apparently are really into rape, decided to film this and put it on television.

Unknown_18: Just so you know, the facehuggers from H.R. Giger are literal penises. So this is effectively child pornography that they aired on Netflix.

1:55:15
Unknown_18: And then the same guys responsible for this then decided, oh, the girl getting visibly uncomfortable at the thought of kissing the black kid must now kiss the black kid. It's not even a part of the script. We're just going to make her do it.

Unknown_18: So just so you know, the people in Hollywood have no human value to their lives whatsoever, based off my calculations.

1:55:57
Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_18: Next.

Unknown_18: On lighter news, haha.

Unknown_18: Chantel drama.

Unknown_18: She was on Twitch on Saturday.

Unknown_18: having a tizzy about nadir okay i'm not completely caught up on this so let's watch some clips chat do you want me to starfish you or no

Unknown_18: Now, I don't know what that means, chat. When I hear starfishing in a verb context like that as an action, there's one particular thing that comes to mind I will not repeat in polite company chat. So I don't know what he's threatening to do or asking to do, but it can't be good, chat.

1:56:29
Unknown_09: Thank you, alien.

Unknown_09: Speaking of aliens. He enjoys his raw chicken.

Unknown_09: He would be back with me in a fucking heartbeat. And that's not a flex. It's just a fact. And it's not something I like.

Unknown_09: Sorry, but it's true.

1:57:09
Unknown_18: So, um, during the live stream she did, she had a thing where anytime anyone subscribed or followed her, which is free to do, uh, there was a notification played in the video. So people just kept making new accounts and followed her to get the notifications for free. Like Salah's mangled sausage foodie is a cunt. Uh, there were many, many, they happened constantly throughout the entire stream and she was completely powerless to do anything about that.

Unknown_18: Um,

Unknown_09: He wants to take me to Malaysia, actually, and tells me he loves me every fucking day. And I'm broke, so now what?

1:57:55
Unknown_09: They never truly forget me.

Unknown_09: Call me, say what you want about me, but...

Unknown_18: She said that she was only with Nader for free access to drugs. So now she's back in Canada and it's like, maybe I should hook up with him. And, uh, I not get drugs. I don't know. She's still jealous about him being hooked up with that woman that she called Didi Dudu and, uh, is lamenting this on live stream instead of doing anything else.

Unknown_09: He's come into land.

Unknown_09: Olive tree land.

1:58:27
Unknown_09: That's his.

Unknown_18: Salah is apparently inheriting an olive tree farm. I don't think he can manage that.

Unknown_18: Poopgate.

Unknown_09: I'm sick of people bad-mouthing Salah just over that fucking thing. Like, it's disgusting.

Unknown_18: Salah tried to hook up with a woman some time ago, like two years ago. And the woman was an obvious Chantal A-log. And she debased herself and flirted with Salah to try and get hot goss on chantal and salah responded by saying that he wanted to use her as like a human toilet and she like indulged this fantasy and chantal still to this day defends him because it's okay if he shits on women that aren't her because he would never ever shit on her i'm sorry but yaba your fucking ex was a pedo okay at least salah didn't diddle any children

1:59:01
Unknown_09: Fuck off. And FFG, your man hit you in the hammer and dented your head in. So don't talk about my man, okay? For wanting to shit on K-Bella, who's a fucking whore anyway.

Unknown_18: Fuck you.

Unknown_09: She's a whore chat, so she deserves it.

Unknown_18: Is she on kick? What's her kick?

Unknown_09: Thank you.

Unknown_18: What's her kick handle?

Unknown_09: I've been holding that in for a long time.

Unknown_18: Oh, fine. Booty beauty kick, is this it?

Unknown_09: And did he leave me? No, they don't.

1:59:55
Unknown_09: So think what you want about me. Don't matter.

Unknown_18: You're the one sitting there single, obsessing over my relationship.

Unknown_09: Fuck off.

Unknown_18: Hell yeah, chat. Hell yeah. We're finally going to get that content. This is a much better outcome than something else that I'll get to in a second.

Unknown_18: She was banned from Twitch. I don't know why. Probably for talking about people getting shit on and deserving it because they're whores.

Unknown_18: Something like that. That's the way Twitch is never going to succeed by the way. Hassan's going to be the death of that platform.

2:00:26
Unknown_18: Um, so she was, uh, DD doodoo has confirmed that she is texting, uh, her crack addicted retard ex Muslim, uh, ex-boyfriend Nader. Uh, and DD doodoo is crying about this on comments. Uh, says, Foodie Beauty, here's an email I sent you as if I did not already know you were going to show it online. You are so predictable and pathetic. Beat you to it. Oh, by the way, I did not report she. Get over yourself, but huge thanks for the one who did report. And her email says, Hey, Chantel, before you open your big mouth once again about me, read carefully. It was not me in your chat. Go check. I saw my name and saw some reaction channel titles, and you know why. So she got A-logged by... Oh, I'm glad I didn't show you that. Nader had posted a... What is supposedly a revenge... Okay, it is supposedly a revenge porn image of them having sex. However, I swear, I promise you, it is completely indecipherable what you're looking at. It does not look like a human being. I don't think there's any actual nudity in it. It is completely indecipherable. But she's really, really pissed off about it and is saying that it's an AI-generated image. So I honestly don't know what the fuck you would prompt into Grok to get an image like that. You'd have to say, like... like in indeterminate white blob jiggling uh flesh monster um who's the guy that does a lot of body horror stuff that's like a horror guy you have to type in his name to get the vibe right um then she lost her shit uh about getting banned so let's look a minute at this she's already getting jealous no not really why would i be jealous of beezers

2:02:18
Unknown_09: Just go away, Salah. Go away.

Unknown_18: Dude, he's still in her chat?

Unknown_09: All men. I hate them all. You can all fuck off.

Unknown_09: Like, after what I went through with K-Bella, you fucking flirt with people, like, right in front of me? Go fuck yourself.

Unknown_09: You're disgusting, and you too, Issa P., you're gross. You're a skank.

Unknown_18: I'm waiting for a timeline merge where Foodie Beauty plows through a Somali intersection and just runs over a bunch of people. She was so angry, she just kept driving south until she hit Minneapolis and then ran through one of those blockades just because she was ranting about Salah so much.

2:02:50
Unknown_09: I can have two husbands. Get a life. I'm sure your husband's a cuckold. He lets you talk like that to a married person?

Unknown_09: Fuck you. Like, especially after what I went through with that fucking slut with herpes.

Unknown_09: No, it's over. Like, there's no reparation. Like, there's no trust. You're a fucking dog for what you did. Fuck you. I hate you. And don't ever talk to me again. I was not flirting, right? If I taught you. Oh, Salabh was in.

Unknown_18: I remember Salabh was in the chat of a live stream while she was live streaming.

2:03:32
Unknown_18: I think hers live stream. And he was flirting with some of the chatters in the live stream, like openly. And it made her really jealous and angry.

Unknown_09: She's super easily manipulated. Smile at a fucking man going to get a fucking falafel.

Unknown_09: You won't talk to me for five hours, but you can invite all these women on a trip and you can like, you know, Be like, you're naughty with a devil face.

Unknown_18: Dude, the way that people have to communicate why they feel like something was inappropriate is like, you sent that bitch, that nasty fucking skank, a naughty devil emoji, smiley face version. Don't think I don't know what's up with that. Don't think I don't know what that means, you fucking man whore.

2:04:15
Unknown_09: Hey, that's real nice. You're disgusting. You actually make me want to fucking vomit. Go fuck all kinds of fucking whores. I don't care. I really don't. Because trust me, there's so many men that I can have. I'd rather be alone.

Unknown_09: A-Caz. A-Caz. A-Caz. In case you don't know, A-Caz.

Unknown_18: Or A-Sax. Sorry. A-Sax. A-Sax. Anime sucks. Cope and Sneed. A... Wait, anybody sucks coke? Azkaz. Azkaz. Azkaz. That is the next boyfriend pill. Okay, come on. Step up, Azkaz. You got some work to do.

2:04:47
Unknown_09: Duggars being alone? That's how you are. You cheat and bullshit and then you fucking turn it around on me. And say I have mental health problems and I'm not good enough to be married to. Oh yeah, well don't worry. There's other people who think that I am. Trust me. And you will suffer watching me be happy and get remarried. You will suffer like I suffered. You will suffer. Suffer. You will suffer.

2:05:19
Unknown_18: Suffer so long.

Unknown_09: You don't want to give me attention? You don't want to say that I'm not good enough for you? Someone else did. Took your place. Bye.

Unknown_18: I don't want anybody, but I'm just saying Attention from a man is too easy.

Unknown_09: I don't I don't care about that anymore.

Unknown_09: I Mean

2:05:50
Unknown_09: If you knew how pissed he got.

Unknown_18: Why do Canadian signs? Dude, I'm sorry, but that highway interstate sign for Canada is identical to how it looks in the U.S. If we took over Canada, you wouldn't even notice. All the street signs would look the same. The road layout would be the fucking same. It would just be like, God, the flag looks weird. We must have changed that for some reason, eh? That's it. That's the only thing that would change. And then we'd get rid of all the Pajeets and everyone would be happier, but they'd never say it. They would pretend they weren't so happy, but they'd be happy about it, Chad.

2:06:23
Unknown_18: We'll even let you keep the French.

Unknown_18: Okay, so Foodie Beauty back in Canada. Content ramping up. Everyone's excited. Finally, the serious sleep, the serious snooze fest is ending. There's some high-intensity drama. Recurring characters reappearing. We got Pete's back. We got Nadir back. We got Didi Dudu back. We got the poo-poo girl in chat back. We got Salah seething back. From far, far away, finally content is on the up and up.

2:06:57
Unknown_18: But there's a problem. There's a looming problem that threatens this delicate ecosystem that benefits me and the Kiwi Farms chat, and I need to make you aware of it.

Unknown_18: So now that she's banned on YouTube, or is demonetized on YouTube, and also banned on Twitch, so she can't make money there, Chantel is in financial dire straits. As you know, it costs approximately $4,000 per month to rent a one-bedroom toilet in Canada. So she needs money, and she is not getting the money that she needs from her old standby, such as her channel.

2:07:32
Unknown_18: Which means that She will become increasingly desperate for financial support moving forward. And financial support can come in many forms, but it can also come in the form of Keemstar. One of the worst people in the sector. An enemy of anybody who loves organic, fun drama. And not gay, scripted, conniving... What's the word for when someone's really fucking greedy? Avaricious. That's one of my favorite words. Avaricious. Avaricious, lazy, slop bullshit. Keemstar has got his little gnome clutches on Amberlynn. Because Amberlynn's in the same boat. And Amberlynn is now on stream. And people are falling for this shit.

2:08:13
Unknown_18: She went on the lolcow bus.

Unknown_18: And flailed around on livestream for a little bit. And she did something that 100% verifies that this is fucking fake and gay. Amberlynn has been on YouTube for a very long time. I want to say a full decade at least. And there is one thing that Amberlynn has never, ever, ever done. Amberlynn has never... banned people from her chat or from her comments because she knows that comments are one of the highest forms of engagement possible for promoting content and the algorithm. And she knows that most of her watchers are hate watchers, but guess what? The system don't give a fuck. If it shows an advertiser to someone who's angry at Amberlynn or someone who loves Amberlynn and the more hate watchers, the better for her. So she lets people write their shitty fucking comments, be angry at her in the chat, whatever the fuck they want, because they keep coming back and they keep watching ads. So she can keep going to Walmart to do Walmart hauls of like eraser heads and other incredibly stupid shit. So she's never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in 10 years ever banned anybody from her comments because she knows that they are the pistons that keep that gravy train rolling into her mouth. Okay?

2:09:27
Unknown_18: So, day one of being on the low-calc bus... What does she do? She rages at chat and tells the fucking Jannie to sweep it up. Impotently sees, no, you have to ban her. You have to ban her. Oh, I'm so ever, I'm ever so trolled. I'm ever so trolled right now. Ah, stop reading all those super chats. Oh, they're really getting to me. Fake. Fake. Gay. Shameful. From the Gnome. Written by the Slotmeister Gnome. Not even by himself, but by his lesser Slotmeister. I was informed that he has an underling. Kid with a camera, I think is his name. It's his Slotmeister fucking Janny. He pays a pittance to write this fake fucking shit. And unfortunately, people are falling for it. Oh, Amberlynn's finally getting trolled. But remember, insults on the back of $20 bills. Peep! fucking milking them. They think that they're milking this local bus? Nah. They get milked.

2:10:44
Unknown_18: And this is what the writer's room has come up with. $20 to a pie to the face. $50 for the ALR pie to the face.

Unknown_18: Wow.

2:11:18
Unknown_18: Wow. Excellent. So she gets cut off from that YouTube ad slop for a little bit. Now this, the funny thing is people will appreciate this. Finally, Amberlynn getting debased a little bit. This won't last. This is to get you in, to get you subscribed, to get you right in those insults in the back. This is actually a marketing thing. This is true. I'm not bullshitting.

Unknown_18: There is a psychological barrier to putting your money towards anything that's a microtransaction. So when you boot up like a free mobile game, they'll say like introductory rate, everything you could ever possibly wanted to get started for the low, low price of 25 cents. And you're thinking, God damn, 25 cents for all that. Now that's a bargain right there. So you go through the process of setting up your card on the Google play store to buy the 25 cent starter pack. That is a great deal, but that's the only time you get that. So this is, this is them lubing up the purse strings of the 3.7 thousand idiots that are going to buy into this. Cause once they do the $50 for the Amberlynn pie in the face thing, great value. Wanted to see a pie in that bitch's face for 10 years. Now I got it for $50. The next time that you're super chatting an insult on the back of a $20 bill, peep, you already got it set up. Your money's already in the fucking super chat system. And you've already super chatted before $50 with a pie in the face. So what's the big deal? You've already done it before. You're hooked in. And that's how Keemstar is getting people to spend $1,000 a month for a Discord role so they can be in the writer's room. And he's got 50 people doing this. 50 retards built to their last fucking cent to sit in a Discord room. doing writer's room shit with kid with a camera so they can take the funniest fucking people that have ever been on the Kiwi farms and reduce them to what boogie and wings are now, which is like Prozac zombies who pretend to be upset about shit. And I fucking hate it. I fucking hate Keemstar. He used to be in his own realm, doing his own shit, talking about things I don't give a fuck about. And now he is systematically extracting from the dumbest, lowest rungs of the sector and the local sphere to take and commodify people who were organically very funny and had been funny for years. And I fucking despise him. And if he thinks that he's going to do this to Chantal, Chantal, this is your future. You're going to shuck and jive for Papa King's money so he can drink it all away.

2:13:53
Unknown_18: it is it is like walmart it is you're taking things that that people that thousands of people enjoyed for being real that's why it's funny you're you're in a you're in a world where everybody is fake all these fucking influencers are fake and then you have these retards that can't keep their shit together who are funny on their own and they're real It's like a real person when wings of redemption is so angry is crushing his controller. Cause he's getting trolled and teabagging in call of duty and breaking shit in a fit of rage from something he could walk away from. That's real. This is not real. This is insults on the back of $50 bills.

2:14:34
Unknown_18: I hate it. I despise it.

Unknown_18: Um,

Unknown_18: And I really, really, really, really, really, really, really fucking hope that Chantel, who again, thousands and thousands of people really, really like in a roundabout way because she is authentically Chantel. There's nobody else like fucking Chantel. She is just insane. And he's going to try to take that and turn it into a product. I hate him. I hope that...

2:15:08
Unknown_18: Where am I? He's not on kick, is he? He's not on kick, so I can say whatever I want. I hope he kills himself.

Unknown_18: I hope he looks back on his life and realizes that he is a carnival barker for fat retards putting pies in their face, and I hope that he feels great shame, and I hope he ends his life, chat.

Unknown_18: That's all it is. That's all this motherfucker does.

Unknown_18: Next. Next.

2:15:42
Unknown_18: Shani for Christ has been 302'd. She's been placed in involuntary psychiatric home.

Unknown_02: Just give you this update. And as soon as you got off the phone with me, I got off the phone with you.

Unknown_02: I was trying to get this.

Unknown_18: Wow.

Unknown_18: Wow. What a classy guy. Incredible.

Unknown_02: And I heard people downstairs. It was the cops.

Unknown_02: I think that visit from the CPS person, I think the update from the, not CPS, but adult CPS person, she went to the cops. She told me she was going to the cops to talk to them about this. They 302'd her.

2:16:23
Unknown_18: You know what's even weirder? It's not even like a phone call. This is like an audio recording. Like, you could have just restarted it.

Unknown_02: The cops 302'd her.

Unknown_02: So she's out. She's gone. No Shani in the house. I'm going to get some sleep.

Unknown_04: Okay. Shani for Christ.

Unknown_18: 302 involuntary held.

Unknown_18: Okay. This is developing. I'm glad that Shani is back in the spotlight. I like Shani. She's like pure white trash. Shani is like one of the most despicable people ever. And the fact that she's finally going through a divorce arc with Rev is great too. I want to see more Shani.

2:16:58
Unknown_18: Also back is Pizza Cake. She has returned from a 22... I don't think I can blow this up because there's porn.

Unknown_18: Yeah, okay. I'll just have to shave the thumbnails. She's back. She's putting out hard-hitting satirist propaganda against Dolan Drumpf. Never trust your own eyes. Believe what you are told. And then he's saying obey at his podium.

2:17:33
Unknown_18: Pizza cake back in action. I think she left social media because she said she was being cyber bullied to death by people.

Unknown_18: And now she's back. This is one of the fastest growing on the site, I want to say. Because it has that outside traction. Oh, there was a pizza cake snark sub. And that got banned because she cried and sent nasty emails to everybody. So Reddit was like, oh no. Oh no, we have to do something about this.

Unknown_18: All right, in the broader internet drama sphere, a new era of safety, facial aid checks now required to chat on Roblox by Matt Kaufman, chief safety officer, and Rajiv Behatia, vice president, head of user and discovery product. And I say this, today our age check requirement to chat, which launched in select regions in early December, is rolling out globally whenever chat is available. Users in the US and select regions will see in-app prompts asking them to complete an age check to chat with others. Over the next week, these prompts will roll out to all regions where chat is available.

2:18:24
Unknown_18: So that's their idea. We're going to face lock the Roblox app. All the children will have to do a goy shuffle for Rajiv Bhatia. And surely this will end the grooming apocalypse. But let's see how this works out. I've not actually watched these, so I hope this is actually interesting.

2:19:03
Unknown_18: Let's use the camera to do an age check. We'll use a camera only for this check. We delete your images after processing.

Unknown_18: Got to do the goy shuffle. That's how you do it.

Unknown_18: Camera's loading.

Unknown_18: Woman trying to figure out camera. Oh, she's blurred herself out. Okay. I thought that was just like a really terrible quality thing. Okay. So move closer to camera.

Unknown_18: Left.

Unknown_18: Right.

Unknown_18: Estimating. And.

2:19:38
Unknown_07: Mind you, I am 25.

Unknown_18: Oh my God. That's a man. A 25-year-old tranny. Just estimated. Abort. Someone tell Bratia Savati right fucking now. 25-year-old trooners are passing as 13-year-old children, okay? This is a fucking apocalypse here.

Unknown_02: I don't remember.

Unknown_18: Okay. Nice. Good job, Roblox. I continue to root for you.

2:20:10
Unknown_18: Next, this one's a shout out to all the VTuber fans out there. So to make ends meet, I'm going to have to shill for a realty company. Okay, this is Priority Realty. They have a special house out there in Pennsylvania, in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania. This is a very affordable starter home for any of you. in Bethel's Hill or near Bethel's Hill that want to start her home. $70,000. It needs a little bit of TLC, but you know, for $70,000, you can't go wrong, chat. So this is the outside of the house.

2:20:46
Unknown_18: It's the realtor. That's the price. Okay. That's the inside, you know, a little bit boarded up and taped up because they can't before the glass, but you know what? You can work on that over time. Nice shelving, nice accent color wall there. Okay. Sage, sage green bathroom. Nice and relaxing. Got a shower. This is a half bath. I got a toilet there and working toilet. This is the kitchen. Two refrigerators so you can keep extra snacks as you watch your VTubers. Nice. The other full bathroom here. Probably needs a fresh coat of paint. Even that out. It's a brick wall, in case you're wondering. It's a cinder brick wall. That's the outside. Obviously, some of the... Um, fixings need to be fixed up, but it even has an indoor garage and under, under the house, indoor garage, uh, and the room pre-decorated with Pippa Pipkins, uh, of fat head looking vinyl stickers. So you got, this is your, this would probably be the master bedroom. Um, got pink walls and the Pippa Pipkins vinyl already in place for you, uh, to enjoy. So you can walk right into your home. This is turnkey. Get your laptop and your pizza box on the floor because you probably don't fucking have any furniture anyways.

2:21:54
Unknown_18: Bum off the neighbor's Wi-Fi. Enjoy a nice little Pippa sesh in your Pippa room in your Pippa house. Okay. The rape room.

Unknown_05: Good thing it's not in Minneapolis.

Unknown_18: Okay, Pippa. It's time to go to the pit room. It's time to see those pits, Pippa. The Pippa pits.

2:22:27
Unknown_18: You can tell it's yours because it's pink. It has the vinyl sticker.

Unknown_18: Only two murders. That's a good value in Pennsylvania.

Unknown_18: Next.

Unknown_18: I don't know who the fuck this guy is, but Dwarf Lord has successfully trolled him. So I will play this clip because it's very funny.

Unknown_01: I haven't really heard of this website before called Kiwi Farms, but... It's pretty gross.

Unknown_01: And I think it's interesting how people want to hide behind other things, right? You're not supposed to use a username that you've used before. Because what is said in here is pretty vile and disgusting. And one of those people saying vile and disgusting things in here is Dwarflord. But it's not Dwarf Lord, right? Like, it's pretty obvious to me. If you just read some of Dwarf Lord's other posts, like the way this typing is, it's just like a straight schizo poster from the US, like that's been affected by propaganda.

2:23:00
Unknown_01: Some of the stuff this guy says is just crazy. And he's writing his blogs on some hate forums. So if that's what he wants to do, great. But I just think it's crazy that we live in a world where people are hiding behind that level of fakeness, right? Where I'm quite confident this is not Dwarf Lord. Dwarf Lord has refuted this, saying it's not him. Um, I don't think that he's a racist person, but again, I just find it interesting how he will make this claims and then come crying to people to save him that, um, are a little bit seedy, right? So let's just be real with like who we align ourselves with and what we say is bad and, um, Yeah, just a little bit of a reality check here.

2:24:12
Unknown_18: Let me know what you guys think. So my understanding is that this guy is a literal nobody. The bald guy on the left is Dwarf Lord, who is an old-school World of Warcraft player. And this guy has chosen the namesake Dwarf Lord on the Kiwi Farms to post with, as if the name Dwarf Lord is at all unique. Um... now apparently dwarf lord is wait oh my god i have the foodie beauty kick open and it's feeding into my my chat overlay i'm gonna i'm gonna say hello where is she wait at foodie beauty kick give anime sucks cope and sneed a chance he's a gentleman Okay. She even gets a gold border because she's the creator of the channel.

2:25:14
Unknown_18: That's funny. Okay, anyways, Dwarf Lord. So, he's... I'm getting canceled. I don't know why. This guy is apparently flummoxed by the fact that there is someone using a name that is not... There's a second Dwarf Lord on the internet. It's really scaring him. He doesn't know what to think or feel.

2:25:49
Unknown_18: I'm just going to let Chantel's chat flow into mine. I think that's funny.

Unknown_18: All right.

Unknown_18: Oh, God. What the fuck?

Unknown_18: There's no way. I didn't realize that this was so long.

Unknown_18: So jet Neptune is apparently being canceled again for sexual misconduct chat.

Unknown_18: Can I read this? Okay. So these are the chat logs summer who I remember she was fish tank season one, right? Summer says, have you talked to Nick nuke yet? That's the person I'm talking to. He is currently in the process of taking legal action against jet because like with a private investigator, because jet raped his ex who's nuke dude, that's shit. So fucked up. Oh my God. She says, and the stuff I can tell you is mostly about the POW stuff as it was more recent. I don't know if it would be useful at all, though. I was a fool. And the stuff from when I was on season two, I don't know. I also know a lot of stuff from talking to people. There's just so much shit is really, it really is death note. Then she clarifies nuke block or nuke legal. He asked me about reaching out to you because I said he should eventually. He says he really doesn't want anyone to know, but it genuinely does have like feds on their ass. And Mintz actually got laptops all compensated by police because they raided the house. Yeah, he used to be best friends with Jet Nuke Legal or something.

2:26:55
Unknown_18: it's getting to the point where even random ass fans are messaging me the tea being like you were right yeah it is bad she was obviously in one of the videos they did behind the scenes for season three or something and they really obviously cut her out of the video

2:27:37
Unknown_18: Yeah, she was working as unpaid labor on BG3, and actually this is the reason Spencer Norfuns got fired. He said he was walking by her room drunk with Jet, and Jet freaked out and fired him because he was paranoid he would tell 4chan. 4chan spelled without a number. I've never seen that before ever. He is no longer in sold. Okay.

Unknown_18: Okay. That's important. That's an important legal tidbit. Summer says that... Neptune has lost his soul. He is no longer ensouled. He can't be considered human after a certain point. Okay, so they might have to eat him as cattle. A message from Nukeblock says, Yeah, basically the gist made worse considering the fact Jet and I were friends for five years prior to him working for Sam. And the last contact he had with me was, yo, is this your girl, bro? He got her so blackout drunk she pissed herself and couldn't remember anything. He raped her and gave her a UTI up to her kidneys, and she got out of the trauma hospital last week. Mind you, this shit happened in May. This has been a, I don't know, end of summer ordeal? And then Evil Gang says, it's going to be so weird without Sam. The show is pretty built heavily on his presence. After the cops raided the season three house, he went totally radio silent. Speaking of which, we should have a copy of the warrant. Kat keeps flip-flopping on whether she wants to give a statement, and I can only encourage her to do it, but I can't make her. Her testimony is incredibly important in all this, but she keeps saying she wants to do it, then backing out of it when the time actually comes to relive what happened.

2:28:56
Unknown_18: Is this recent? Oh, this is recent. Okay.

Unknown_18: Summary, Jet raped his ex named Kat after getting her blackout drunk. Jet gave her a UTI. This happened in May 2025. She ended up in the trauma hospital. Soda Man from Blood Games 1 was fired because he saw drunk Kat walking in a room with Jet and Jet got paranoid. He would tell 4chan, not in these DMs, according to Shadia, Kat is Nuke's current GF. The police got involved, but the cat case was dropped. It's an open secret that Jet is a creep, but everyone is afraid to talk. Small selection of fish people who have been venting about Jet anonymously shading others. Bic Flame, Chip, Soda Man, Juliana, and Kato. I only know who Bic Flame is. I know he's one of the wiggers. I don't know who the rest are. Okay, so I am a professional, which means that when I do things, I do them thoroughly and comprehensively. And I also do them before the stream. Unfortunately, this is going to be a breach and protocol chat. My plan for this is to literally take this audio file and to skip to random parts of it.

2:30:12
Unknown_18: Okay, this is like a full ass video. Holy shit.

Unknown_04: How is this a 45 minute long video that is like that small?

Unknown_18: Oh, I see.

Unknown_18: Somehow this MP4 video is smaller than the audio file. Are these two different files? I assume that the audio was just the video without the video.

Unknown_18: Okay, so that's the audio.

Unknown_18: The video is downloading. 10 seconds left, chat.

2:30:52
Unknown_18: My server struggles to do basic things. Okay, 800 kilobits per second chat, I'm very excited. 14 seconds left chat, 14 seconds.

Unknown_18: 16 seconds left chat, 16 seconds.

Unknown_18: Okay, we're back down to 12.

Unknown_18: Ah, four, ah, and it's done, wow. Just like the old days.

Unknown_18: Okay, this is 45 minutes and eight seconds, so this has to be the same file.

Unknown_18: Okay, I see. So let's just jump. I like the number 1776. We're going to go to 1816 if that makes sense to you.

2:31:30
Unknown_04: Like, he was like, you were fucked. Like, he laughed saying it like that.

Unknown_10: Yeah, that sounds like Jet. And that's... Honestly... Sorry. Hold on.

Unknown_18: Sorry, I'm, like, recording this, like, important, like, blackmail file. But, like, I'm walking through a room completely filled with empty milk curtains. Give me, like, one second.

Unknown_10: You were mad fucked. I'm making myself a drink. This is, like, so much. But, um... like it's it's literally like he's creating the excuse i've noticed that with a lot of like my investigating and talking to people that he likes to find um scapegoat like with all the drug environment there um You know, they're not direct. I'm reminded of a statistic I've heard that the number one victims of sexual abuse are the mentally and physically disabled because they don't make great witnesses.

2:32:17
Unknown_18: They're very unreliable narrators and people don't believe them. So you wouldn't think that sexual abuse is rampant in like nursing homes for the disabled, but it is.

Unknown_10: But they're having my friends solely buy all the drugs. for them you know they're not you know I don't know you you've probably seen it all the importing girls shit they're not doing it directly he learned his lesson

2:33:04
Unknown_11: They had that whole like volunteer thing.

Unknown_10: Yeah, I remember that was posted up on their page when they were looking for volunteers.

Unknown_11: Don't put this on the video, obviously, but that's where I and another girl and another girl were hired from that. Not a single like there was most of the people who came to that were like autistic guys. Not a single one of them was like invited to stay.

Unknown_18: OK, I have to show you this video. What the fuck is wrong with this woman? Watch.

Unknown_18: Oh, shit. Sorry.

2:33:37
Unknown_18: Oh, my left mouse button. No.

Unknown_18: Betrayed.

Unknown_10: Scapegoat. Like, they're... Okay, watch.

Unknown_18: Watch, watch, watch, watch.

Unknown_18: Wait, no. That's like... Oh, my God.

Unknown_18: When she's getting into the bed, something fascinating happens. Okay. She's walking. We're watching the floor. She approaches the bed. Now you may notice that there's an empty water bottle on the ground, but it's in the corner. It's very easy to not hit that, but watch what happens.

2:34:07
Unknown_18: Just kicks it for no fucking reason. She's watching what she's doing. She's looking down. She sees that water bottle and she just fucking kicks it for literally no apparent reason other than to distort the audio that I'm listening to. But she is knowingly recording. one guy who was a really hard worker who like ended up even working on season four but he like only eventually came around with me i was immediately like after the first thing i was given a in i was given a like jet texted me and was like hey we all really like you you can you have a open invite to come to the house whenever you want and um yeah um and that was i guess the same for the other girl who they hired who they

2:35:06
Unknown_18: Let me skip. 45 minutes. Let's go to 36. I feel like 36 is a winning number of the chat.

Unknown_10: I'm going to text her. What's your story?

Unknown_18: maybe not let's go back to 28 28 um it wasn't even flirting actually it was literally i mean i guess technically but it was like straight up like he was like trying to discreetly like touch my leg it was like really like weird that's why i made fun of him for it i was like is that how you got with girls you try to like touch their thigh with the back of

2:35:39
Unknown_18: That's a pickup artist thing. They tell you you have to break the touch barrier. You have to make initial first contact in an innocuous way so that the touch barrier is broken. Kind of like how when Keemstar tries to get people to give him money, he has to give them something good so they put their money into the system, and then they're more willing to do it later. The pickup artists say you have to break that touch barrier.

Unknown_10: Some weird, creepy shit. No, it was.

Unknown_11: It was really weird. And he had gotten angry at me for it, and he was like... Why are you pulling away? And I was like, fuck you. Like I had said, fuck you. And I gave him the middle finger when it happened. But here's the thing is that I'm trying to say. when that happened i was also drunk it's just i wasn't i was anything less than blackout drunk like so even when i was drunk i was still being like no exactly you're you're putting a clear fucking message out there but yeah i was already drunk yeah and he took advantage of you when you were blackout and like it tells from like i said like spencer he fucking saw you getting dragged in Yeah, he had said I was stumbling and like being pulled up the stairs or something. He had said the word dragging and I was like, what? And he was like, well, you were stumbling. But anyway.

2:36:48
Unknown_18: So you're like a house full of like adults and there's like one girl that's like blackout drunk and you let me just hold up.

Unknown_18: Let me put this on screen real quick.

Unknown_04: Okay. Okay, let's take a look at this.

Unknown_18: Okay.

Unknown_18: This is what Jet Neptune looks like, okay? This is him.

Unknown_18: And you're going to see this guy dragging a young, blackout, drunk woman up the stairs. And you're just going to be like, well, I'm glad that situation's taken care of. I'm glad I don't have to worry about her safety. And I'm going to continue to drink my beer. I'm glad that ship has sailed and everything is okay. Okay. Just a thought.

2:37:23
Unknown_18: All right. Jack is causing issues for Sam Hyde. No big surprise.

Unknown_18: Okay, don't hate me, though. All right, we're two and a half hours in. I've tried my best.

Unknown_18: I think that's it.

2:37:58
Unknown_18: There is like nothing low cow adjacent happened at all. And, um, I have been given the impossible task of trying to get to a three hour long stream without anything else. Okay. Has anything else happened that I have completely missed Patrick?

Unknown_18: Ah, you caught me slipping. There is indeed some Patrick content chat, Patrick content.

Unknown_18: Um, yeah, give me a second. Sorry. I don't know. I missed that. What the fuck happened? Where are my notes at?

Unknown_18: Amberland. Pizza.

Unknown_18: Pippa Dungeon. Not Pizza Dungeon. Pippa Dungeon.

2:38:33
Unknown_18: Transgenocide. Okay. Did I just not put Patrick in there? Am I, like, retarded? I even remembered mentally that I have Patrick content to get to.

Unknown_18: That's at the beginning of the stream.

Unknown_04: Okay, here we go.

Unknown_04: That's not what I want.

2:39:04
Unknown_04: Because maybe I just didn't.

Unknown_04: Sorry, I'm trying to find it again. I'm going back in the thread. He's like, OK.

Unknown_04: So what happened is that Deputy Secretary Jim O'Neill, I think is his name, says the enemy's gate is down.

Unknown_18: Now this is quoting a sci-fi book called Ender's Game. And you may remember that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a sci-fi author. And quoting a sci-fi book in the presence of what might as well be a god to the deputy secretary is a great offense that he could not let lie. So he says, no. Absolutely not. Fuck you. You fascist sack of shit. Sci-fi has always been a bright fucking blinking warning light against people exactly like you. You are the villain in this story. You are the enemy. Your gate is down and the end comes. No Name 10622791 replies and says, no, you are the enemy. Your gate is down. Our gate is up. Way up. Yours is down. Patrick replies to this very sensical tweet that makes a whole lot of sense by saying, duh.

2:40:17
Unknown_18: Like a Rammstein lyric. Stubborn.

Unknown_18: uh okay more replies from the pat fans karma comment says i think you might implode and and i am here for it patrick says you think paying elon makes you important which is all anyone needs to know about you theta squeezes sci-fi lol it's fucking fiction you goober patrick says yes yet it was important enough for him to lie about child uh sean kaiser says a larper in the wild it should be good i love it when people don't know about patrick mark sibley says are you okay i assume you're a sci-fi author you seem a tad unhinged just relax man calm down killer and there's a cute little pink thing being being mushed okay i want more i need more patrick i think there was a collab of stuff that i saw he's engaging with brianna woo again

2:41:08
Unknown_18: Brianna Wu says, I have to be completely straight. Bit late for that. The fringe left and the fringe right are all seeing what they want to see from this video. Everyone made massive mistakes here. She shouldn't have driven off. They should have not run up to her screaming. They shouldn't have shot her in. This 37-year-old mother being attacked by masked thugs gets to make mistakes. She isn't law enforcement, isn't acting as a government agent, isn't trained for de-escalation or the use of force spectrum. The agents were. The fringe left is right. The fringe right is not.

2:42:04
Unknown_18: Um...

Unknown_18: Clay Martin says, shut the fuck up, nerd, and then posts a video of Warhammer 40k, which means that he's not allowed to call people nerds. Patrick Tomlinson says, so, just to make sure we're on the same page here, you, a fucking nothing, called me a nerd, which was clearly stated in my handle, and then proceeded to post a gift from the most incel, nerd-ass, fascist fandom to ever exist, because you will never be invited within 10 miles of a pussy. Well, I guess Patrick shares my, I would say my ambivalence, but he seems very maligned towards it. Okay. Jackie Singh, AKA old glove hands. Jeet says a response to Jim O'Neill. The enemy's gate is down. Jackie Singh. I think he means us. Uh, so I guess she now says active in her handle. So I guess she's no longer pretending that she's ever left Twitter. Cause she was pretending for a while that she had left Twitter. Uh, Patrick says he thinks fascists like him were the heroes of Ender's game because he never read it. And he never read the sequel speaker for the dead, which was among the best arguments in sci-fi ever. for a universal acceptance of the other in the pen ever put to paper. May God damn him. You don't believe in God, Patrick.

2:43:28
Unknown_18: And then he quote retweets this again and says the exact same thing. He could not improve a single word of that previous tweet, so he just reiterated it. Clay Martin then followed up with what Patrick said to him.

Unknown_18: Um...

Unknown_18: Oh, God. Sorry, that's my left arrow key again. Clay Martin says, bitch tits blocked me, so I'll put my response out there for the peanut gallery. I've sold more books than you'll ever dream of, and it's a hobby for me. I've done shit for real that wouldn't pass the Clancy test in your sci-fi realm, and that was before I was 30. Yes, I called you a nerd, and I meant it. Clay Martin is an author, served in the USMC and the US Army. In the Marine Corps, he was infantry, a scout sniper, and a recon Marine. In the Army, I served as a green beret with most of my career spent in the 3rd Special Forces Group. I was an operational detachment alpha ODA communications sergeant, intelligence sergeants, and ended my career as a sergeant first class. I don't know what AUC means, instructor.

2:44:06
Unknown_18: Okay. I was forced to medically retire in 2013. I spent a few years in usual jobs teaching people to shoot and contracting. I've been all over the world. Man, the military is great. You get a full retirement for medical reasons and then you go back to contracting. So you get to double dip that sweet, sweet slush fund. That sweet, sweet slush fund. Double dip that shit. I got two chips and they're both loaded, baby. Um, I've been all over the world and seen a thing or two out of the ordinary. I started writing in August, 2017 and finished my nonfiction survival book in 2020. Sadly, it has proven to be a crystal ball for a slide into the abyss. I live in Idaho with my wife and a pack sons and a pack of feral dogs. That's nice.

2:45:13
Unknown_18: So we got, uh, called bitch tits by Clay Martin, who has, uh, is a green beret. I've been told that that hat is quite nice chat. I need more Pat postings.

Unknown_18: There was a post I saw that was very nice and included in many posts by Patrick Tomlinson being right.

Unknown_18: Patrick's awake, okay.

Unknown_18: Ryan Patrick says, you need to go back to Blue Sky Man. I don't think you can cut it here. Patrick says, little bitch, I was here long before you, and I'll be here long after you shit yourself and leave. That's a new one. Has the trauma of all this fascism broken the writer's block that he was having? I've never heard him say that somebody's going to shit themselves and abandon the ship.

2:45:52
Unknown_18: Char, char, char, czar of social credit says, do you remember how you treated us during the COVID scam? Remember, we're in the process of destroying everything you love, and it's just now starting. Patrick Tomlinson says, you are in the process of suicide.

2:46:25
Unknown_18: Kentucky Gentleman says, lol, I just hope as the fascist boot comes down your throat, you think, golly gee, it's like my sci-fi books.

Unknown_18: Patrick says, you're not going to survive what's coming.

Unknown_18: Tired Peasant says, we may not have a peaceful transition of power in 2028. Patrick says, there is no scenario where we have anything but another violent insurrection in 2028. None at all. Start preparing now. Jason Giles says, yeah, the left is going to go insane when J.D. Vance is sworn in. Patrick says, there's no scenario where J.D. Vance is on the ballot either.

2:47:04
Unknown_18: That's because he's got a jeet wife and he can't convert her. Very sad. We're going to get Ron DeSantis. I hope he doesn't suck.

Unknown_18: The Furyay says, we're going to do some horrendous shit to the lot of you. Patrick says, oh, little nothing. You tried and you failed. Kentucky Gentleman. Oh, I already read that one.

Unknown_18: I want more. More. Clay Martin posed with a boomer gift, laughing at Patrick. Says, nailed it. Ask your mom for more Hot Pockets. And then, oh, I already read that one. It's the first one that kicked this all off.

2:47:36
Unknown_18: mark sibley number one best-selling author at wargates books mongol moon a dance of devils and an apocalypse in pieces one and two literally literary tortoise arapaho national battlefield mark button says are you well do you have brain damage and then much people make fun of him okay

Unknown_18: He's still going. He didn't bounce off anything Nazi scum. His two shots were point blank through the driver's side window and into her face. He was never in danger for even a moment. She was trying to follow their orders to leave. I heard that you're under arrest and get out of the car. I don't know where leave comes from. He executed her in broad daylight on camera.

2:48:10
Unknown_04: Um...

Unknown_18: Swear hold up. I swear I saw a post of other Patrick related content that pleased me Maybe it wasn't community happenings No, not there Let's see

2:49:07
Unknown_04: No.

Unknown_04: Sadly, that might be the limit of the Pat posting.

Unknown_18: Apparently, Josiah God Among Men found about Patrick and made a post about it on Upstream Reviews and made fun of Patrick's book.

Unknown_18: And some guy named Jim Florentine made fun of him for that.

2:49:43
Unknown_04: Oh, look.

Unknown_18: Here. Here's something to tide you over while looking for something. Someone found Patrick Tomlinson at his bar sitting alone drinking like an alcoholic, chat. Alcoholics drink alone.

Unknown_18: And so does Patrick S. Tomlinson, which would imply to some people that he's an alcoholic who drinks alone, chat.

Unknown_04: Okay, hold up.

Unknown_04: I swear I saw a big post. It's an AI video of Patrick Tomlinson pulling some kind of black product from a meat grinder.

2:50:20
Unknown_18: Very useful.

Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_04: Oh, well, I guess I hallucinated this gigantic.

Unknown_05: Oh.

Unknown_18: So you start doubting yourself, and then the plot twist happens. So this is the great ice oinkening of January 7th, 2026.

Unknown_18: A message from Patrick Tomlinson, I think to a stalker on the telephone. He says, Honestly, it's getting kind of scary. His fascination with corpses. It's like he's the little kid from Sixth Sense. I see dead people. I see dead stalker children.

2:51:13
Unknown_18: Okay, early hours drinking. Let's check it out.

Unknown_18: This is an execution. The agent must be arrested immediately on first degree murder and ICE must leave our cities immediately and forever.

Unknown_18: J-Town, Alabama says, I'm certain if I read it that an officer is standing in front of your vehicle giving commands and you accelerate into that officer's body. Lethal force by the officer is justified. Yes, it's still the law. Patrick says, he wasn't standing in front of a vehicle, you Nazi skid mark. We have confirmed that she is. J says, he absolutely was, you blind piece of shit. Patrick says, no, you lying jackboot licking fascist cum stain. He wasn't. Go goggle Nazi balls in private.

2:51:49
Unknown_18: Ice needs to be disarmed and disbanded.

Unknown_18: Dr. Christopher Rees says, fuck around and find out. Patrick Thompson says, you're about to Nazi.

2:52:23
Unknown_18: Oh, Jim Stewartson. Oh, look, he's got a wonderful South Park avatar. Awesome. Let's say you needed a Reichstag. Target Minneapolis where George, where St. George Floyd was murdered. Have Elon Musk promote racist propaganda about Somalis to raise the temperature. Send gnome and thousands of paramilitary federal agents to cause chaos. Wait for inevitable violence. When protests break out, use it as an excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act and bring in the military. When protests spread across America, impose martial law. And then finally, cancel elections.

2:52:58
Unknown_18: Apparently that's what Patrick believes. We all know this was murder. We all know this regime supports murdering its own citizens. We all know the killer is protected while the regime lies to blame the victim and justify her execution. We all know what the answer needs to be. We just can't say it out loud. He's literally just saying that we should kill politicians. That's pretty ballsy.

Unknown_18: I don't know. I feel kind of shitty when like

Unknown_18: black people murder white people and 50% of cases don't even get solved anymore. But I guess this is a really big deal to him.

2:53:32
Unknown_18: Uh, he wasn't rammed, you jackboot-licking fuckstain. He executed her through the driver's side window. Get the fucking Nazis out of our cities before we remove them ourselves. Fred says, good luck, you fucking pussy. I, for one, am so ready to, for your little cuck libtards to try, I'm getting impatient.

Unknown_18: Patrick says, so go shoot up a school like you cowboys always do, fuckshmia. As if the trannies aren't the ones shooting up schools.

Unknown_18: Patrick really sucking up to Jem Sears and says, I can't even read the list. I'm already so fucking angry from Minnesota.

2:54:06
Unknown_18: Okay. Oh, good. Finally, he replies to Kyle at W. Tomlinson, who he refuses to block for some reason.

Unknown_18: Says, hi, Rick. You've publicly celebrated the death of Ashley Babbitt, who was unarmed. Why is this person's death so different other than your assumption you share political beliefs? Patrick says, because Babbitt was a terrorist stalker, just like you, this is how you've chosen to end your life, stalker. Enjoy prison. Why does he assume still that people are going to go to prison if there are fascists that are operating stochastic terrorism to the benefit of Donald J. Trump? Why would they not want Kyle W. Tomlinson to continue to cyberbully Patrick Tomlinson to death?

2:54:46
Unknown_04: Um...

Unknown_04: Let's see.

Unknown_18: To any ICE agent out there tonight still retaining any trace of humanity who might be asking what you can do to calm things down after Minnesota, it's simple. Quit. Tomorrow morning. You don't even have to turn on a badge because you never had one. Just quit and find real work. Remember, if you're looking for a job, I think they're still hiring. If you're a lawyer, they need judges for the immigration and deportation board. So if you're like a lawyer and you're not really putting your law degree to any use, you can become a federal immigration court judge right now. They're hiring, Chad. They're hiring.

2:55:21
Unknown_18: Oh, child. Iwamfu. I have no idea what that means. Oh, child. I want a mother... My face win? I want a mother... Fuck you. I don't know. I don't know what Iwamfu means, chat.

2:55:53
Unknown_18: She never drove towards him and then was executed through the side window. It's worse when it's the side window, chat.

Unknown_18: Okay, just him coping. I like it when other tough guys reply to him. There's like a tough guy, like standoff.

Unknown_18: Where's that tweet at? The side window. Here we go. Um, you aren't going to do shit, but take it from us, Texas for life. Patrick says, guess again, nameless coward. Uh, Texas for life says, okay, second guess. You still won't do shit. You really want my name and you can have it. What are you going to do with it? Champ. Patrick says, second guess remains just as long. Faceless coward.

2:56:25
Unknown_18: Um, I wham foo.

Unknown_18: I wish a motherfucker would. Okay. Maybe.

Unknown_18: And then he says to girl, yes. So he's threatening women, too. Are you seriously this retarded? There are two agents in the video, one in front of her car and the other by her door. Why do you act like I'm fucking moron and try to lie about it? Sounds like you need to get visited by ICE also.

2:56:59
Unknown_18: And then he says, oh, child, I wish a motherfucker would. As if he's literally saying that if federal police show up at his door, he would shoot them. I don't know. That sounds like it's really getting close to a threat. Like, you know, like if the Secret Service is like, hey, you know, we heard that you were posting stuff about killing ace agents on Twitter. What are you going to say? Like, he's just going to shoot them through the door or some shit? I don't give a fuck about Brianna Wu. And then, okay, I can't. That's not safe for work. So I'll leave it there, chat. I'll leave it there.

2:57:32
Unknown_18: All right. This has been a really fun stream. I'm thank you for sticking around. Great show. Turn out tonight. Chat. I remember if you are in Ohio, you are extremely important and I love you and you should be working diligently some hours a day to enlighten boomers and get the good word out there that Vivek Ramaswamy is a fucking loser and they should not vote for him. Okay. There's the Facebook group, facebook.com slash group slash math, the internet. Join that if you're in Ohio. We will collaborate in enlightening the boomers. Okay. And thank you for watching. I will now read through the super chats.

2:58:05
Unknown_18: And then, as I said, mattatheinternet.locals.com or mattatheinternet.gumroad.com, whichever is better for you. I will be talking to PPP again next week, I think on Tuesday. We have a really, really fun topic. None of you are going to see it coming. Okay.

Unknown_18: All right. Great. Excellent. Thank you. Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator for 10, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor Test Test. Can I still send these in advance? You sure can. Thank you. Berserker DeBrawler for 15 says, Subscribe for three months. Thank you. By the way, thank you for everybody who subscribes on Kick and stuff, too. I don't get to shout those out as much because it's not properly integrated into my system, but I do appreciate it.

2:58:38
Unknown_18: I am not eating pizza. I, um, I have to reel myself back in. Okay. The holidays damaged my, my loss. I have lost two pounds the first week of 2026. So if you fell off the wagon, get back on it. Okay. LaserDiscSpinMan for one says, rip user at LoneRankBush. Apparently, I don't know. He said some itchy stuff I don't want to talk about, though. InsensitiveZero for two says, rip George Floyd, RIP. SeenTheStand for one says, at Insensitive, I can't leave. I don't know what that means.

2:59:12
Unknown_18: UnkindNaysayer for two says, a whole lot of words. Goddamn, dude, make your super chat shorter or pay more. I ain't reading all that.

2:59:45
Unknown_18: Oh, it's supposed to be like me condemning you. Okay, I would never do such a thing, obviously. I love my super chatters. Dire Terry for 10 says, I hope this year Bossman gets his win. Dude, it's his year. New year, new Bossman. It's his time. Thank you. uh kakiku3257 for 20 says more kiwi casino content you bet it's coming hot and ready okay like a pizza thank you never not fishing for two says would you why would you stream online when you could instead be in a stream with a fish online i went fishing again recently and i did not succeed in catching a fish i am so far um zero for four at this point sucks to be mean Ballistic Characteristic for $30 says, have a good weekend. Dude, thank you very much. I appreciate it. I will try, Stalker Child. Remove Antler Menace for five says, How do you plead? Guilty. Guilty for life. I like watermelon. I like fried chicken. I like the Old Bay sneezing in. Okay.

3:00:25
Unknown_18: All good stuff. Bunkerhausen for five says, I don't know what that means. Thank you. Pete Wienerstein for 10 says, Okay, let's see what this is.

3:01:03
Unknown_04: My wife hates when I do this.

Unknown_22: She said, you know, she's a very classy person, right? She said, it's so unpresidential. I said, but I did become president. She hates when I dance. I said, everybody wants me to dance. Darling, it's not presidential.

3:01:34
Unknown_22: She actually said, could you imagine FDR dancing? She said that to me.

Unknown_22: And I said, there's a long history that perhaps she doesn't know.

Unknown_22: Because he was an elegant fellow, even as a Democrat, right? He was attacked by Japan. You know, he was quite elegant, but he wouldn't be doing this. But, but... Oh, FDR.

3:02:09
Unknown_18: Okay, sorry. I thought it was JFK for some reason. It didn't even occur to me that she doesn't know he's crippled.

Unknown_22: Nor would too many others. But she says, darling, please, the weightlifting is terrible. And I have to say this, the dancing they really like. She said, they don't like it. They're just being nice to you. I said, that's not right. The place goes crazy. They're screaming, dance, please. But the weightlifting. But no, the girl gets up.

Unknown_22: And you see, I want to be more, but I have somebody watching.

3:02:44
Unknown_22: I want to be more effusive. I want to really, yeah.

Unknown_03: But she gets it.

Unknown_22: Dropped the thing. Walks off the stage crying. Her mother's crying. Her father's. Guy gets up. He said, have you lifted before? A little bit. And he walks up. Bing.

Unknown_22: He could have gone ding, ding, ding, ding. I think it was 112 pounds.

3:03:17
Unknown_22: It's crazy.

Unknown_18: Dude.

Unknown_18: How do you beat him?

Unknown_18: I'm telling you. I literally tell this to Europeans.

Unknown_18: Because sometimes you go to Europe, right? And you're talking to somebody in some situation. They're like, So how can the Americans, the superpower of the world, why would you elect this orange potato Donald Trump as president? And I just, I literally have said this a dozen times at least. Americans voted for him because he's funny. And that's literally the only fucking thing we care about. If it's entertaining and funny, we like it. It don't matter if it's an orange potato, okay, and a pomme de drap, whatever.

3:03:51
Unknown_18: We will support that more intrinsically, okay? You gotta lighten up a little bit in the EU so everyone hates you.

Unknown_18: Oh, my God. Well, you know what?

Unknown_18: No. I will terminate that thought. Okay. I'm sailing dangerous seas right now without a compass, without a map, without a sex tent. Okay. So I will simply terminate that thought. It was a funny story though. The uncredited for one says, Josh, do you think you could take Hassan Piker in a fist fight? My money's on you. I am pretty big. I don't know. He doesn't work out though. I don't know. Work out. Maybe I need to, so I can beat up Hassan Piker in real life in his house.

3:04:31
Unknown_18: uh peen wienerstein says yo hassan i'm really happy for you oh fuck i was gonna make a joke like that and i fucked it up i'm happy for you i'm gonna let you finish but ye had one of the best locale medias of all time it's so true it's so true king i can't believe i forgot to do that i was gonna line it up and everything uh no dude in particular for 10 says check matthew prince's zitter okay east dakota i know off the top of my head for some reason i am blocked by him still

3:05:35
Unknown_18: Yesterday, a quasi-judicial body in Italy fined Cloudflare $17 million for failing to go along with their scheme to censor the internet. The scheme, which even the EU is calling concerning, required us within a mere 30 minutes of notification to fully censor the internet without any sites, a shadowy cabal of European media elites.

Unknown_18: Oh, I'm so fucking replying to this. He's crying that... Let's see.

Unknown_18: Funny, Matthew, once upon a time with zero notice and with zero opportunity to respond, my website, our website was subjected to sudden deplatforming by your company, which according to

3:06:29
Unknown_18: to your own admission left us vulnerable to cyber attack. This is karma. I hope you enjoy. I hope you enjoy it.

Unknown_04: And I will also quote retweet this because fucking.

Unknown_04: Okay. Enjoy prison, Matthew Child.

3:07:10
Unknown_04: All right, suffer.

Unknown_04: Thank you.

Unknown_04: Um, next.

Unknown_18: Blitz here, for one, says, Going to visit a friend in Shenzhen, Guangdong, for the February Lunar New Year. First time in China. Any recommendations for interesting things to see or try while I'm there?

Unknown_18: Just try all their food. I've always wanted to try doornail dumplings, but I've never had the ability to.

Unknown_05: The Uncredited, for one, says, Josh, oh, by the way, go to the supermarket.

3:07:41
Unknown_18: Shenzhen is basically a gigantic warehouse for shipping shit to the United States. There's a...

Unknown_18: An indoor warehouse shopping mall in Shenzhen that's like the size of a regular city. And you can find literally anything that you want there in mass.

Unknown_18: The Ghost of Lutex for one says, just like how Kanye was robbed by not winning album of the year for Dark Fantasy, Kanye was robbed by not winning the best media for HH. The farm just wants to keep a black man down. Probably true. I'm going to be real with you. Porglack, for one, says, you split the vote to kill the Will Stansel show the same way they kept RFK on the ballot to hurt Trump.

3:08:20
Unknown_18: That's not how a multiple choice, literally, it's multiple choice voting so that you don't split the vote.

Unknown_18: TP Deluxe, for five, says, please use this $5 for JAMA's local of the year trophy. They earned it. I agree.

Unknown_18: Dagao, one, for five, says, the ghoul sent $5 and says nothing. Thank you. Next.

Unknown_18: Sneedon, for one, says, may I suggest... In the future, having a pull-up award for celebrity suddenly fucked up. Just enough to stand next to the cliff of madness like Jared Jarrett in 2025. Maybe. That's a good suggestion. My idea was an ALOG of the Year award.

3:08:58
Unknown_18: I'm fucking done, bro. This is fucking over. I'm gonna fuck a dude. I know. It hurts every time. This is fucking rigged, dude. I know Evil Eddie is behind this. I fucking hate riggers. I also hate riggers, bro. But I promise, it was a clean, fair and clean election. I know. I trust the keynote chat. Okay, they're a good crew. David S877 for 25 says, Sorry, I'm late. Did I miss anything? No, not really. Don't worry about it. Thank you.

3:09:31
Unknown_18: Murdoch Chan for one says, The Bossman Jackers get more feral by the day, despite all efforts to starve them to death with lack of content. That's why they're going feral, man. It's like that movie or that TV show, Channel Zero, where the people that feed on memories go insane if you don't feed them. They're like that. They're not getting their content.

Unknown_18: It's real cat for five says good stream as usual. Enjoyed the voting. Just curious why Ross Scott wasn't included in the supporting actor category.

3:10:06
Unknown_18: Seemed just as integral to Roach Arches Roach's arc as Billy was to Carl. Oh, well, that's why I was thinking about the a log of the year category because people like that should not be like in best supporting actor. So we'll probably do that next year. The Ghost of Low Tax for once has just canceled my Gumroad and Kiwi Farms gold subscriptions and will now be donating that money to Vivek's campaign because you rigged the vote against Bossman. I promise you it wasn't rigged.

Unknown_18: Logistical Nightmare for once has just doubled my Gumroad and Kiwi gold because you rigged the vote against Bossman. Don't worry, bro. I got your back.

Unknown_18: Pancake Luchador for two says the enemy from Kirby is called Poppy Bro Jr. Have a good one, Josh. Praying Vivek doesn't win. That's true. There's two of them usually. I guess they are brothers.

3:10:43
Unknown_18: Did not know that. Ace of Steeds for 10 says TP Jeet death. Fascinating take. Thank you.

Unknown_18: Belligerent Brian for one says, hello, dear Steender. I avoid getting killed in Poland. It was very nice. There were a few dirty skin people in carp on Christmas is awesome. Zabka is the dominant life form.

Unknown_18: I don't know what Zabka is.

Unknown_18: I'm very sorry that you went into Krakow or Warsaw. This is a shame.

3:11:15
Unknown_18: Sneal D and steel dumb for $20 says okay Jew boy $2 wasn't enough last week to get you to watch the clip by head So here's 20 watch it twice. It's funny. I promise. Okay, let's say XQC by a random The plank of The theory you were talking about the planks of what it's the ship of these yes, I

3:11:47
Unknown_15: ship of theseus thank you i'll have to look that up i did pretty good hey 30 39 on my second game controller i'm doing pretty good no i'm doing pretty good no is it saying the inward or something what the was that

Unknown_18: Still a classic. Shipathesis mocking his English.

Unknown_15: He's like French.

Unknown_18: That's probably just how they pronounce that. Come on now. Trying to get me to watch some XQC content. I thought that was saying the N-word. It was just nonsense, okay?

Unknown_18: Thank you, Ellen. I like how they warm people in South America. I think it's called necklacing. Now, that's in Africa. Africa is really necklace people, and yes, it keeps them very warm. Thank you. Uh, insensitive zero for two says every Minnesotan in this video belongs in a mass grave. Well, that's strange. I don't know why you would think that. Unadvised for 250 says cheese fact of the week. Over 700 different regional cheeses are produced in the UK alone. Chat, please write to your local president calling for strikes on Westminster and the capture of David Lammy so we can free the cheese from the Anglo oppression.

3:12:45
Unknown_18: Well, those of you who had subscribed to TheManAtTheInternet.Gummer.com or TheManAtTheInternet.Locals.com, if you have a Rumble account, would know that last week I did try some new cheeses, one of which was Stilton, which is a blue cheese, and it was very good. It was also from the UK. And I had been informed by Carolyn Farrow that that is actually her favorite cheese and also one of her daughter's favorite cheeses. So I received immediate feedback that Stilton is actually very good, and my opinion is not unusual there.

3:13:34
Unknown_18: Colidante for 20 says, George Floyd versus George Floyd, lesbian versus black man. Who beats more women?

Unknown_18: Can you imagine a black lesbian woman? That's a fucking nightmare. That's like the Kirkenator, but in reverse, from the inside. Thank you. Chocolate Wombat for 20 says, here is money to import the good cheese. Happy New Year. Thank you very much. I appreciate your cheese support. If you get accredited for one, says Josh, just wish a shardy hacking 4chan would meet you the year because it's the only thing with anime in it. Disgusting. Fuck you. Indomitable for two says, oil field rando community is revelation service got refunded. This is the group that cucked whites when they were victims of racial crimes exempt from FOIA.

3:14:08
Unknown_18: Really?

3:14:40
Unknown_18: Oh, okay. So community relations services as a branch of the FBI that goes out of its way to cause, um, social unrest among minority groups and they got their money back by Congress. That's nice.

Unknown_18: That's cool. Good job.

Unknown_18: Uh, citrus act for one says turnips are the starting crops in every harvest moon and rune factory game for a reason. Everyone should be growing some heart. Maybe I should, I think you're right, but they're so cheap. It's like you want to grow stuff. That's like exotic or it would save you money to kind of feel better about it.

3:15:17
Unknown_18: Uh, the bugs for two says cross dressers. Only Afro was gooning in VR chat while his country was being bombed. Yes, I did see that. I forgot about to put that in the wheel though. He was on a VR chat.

Unknown_18: Uh,

Unknown_18: when the bombs dropped, and he's like, whoa, what's that, buddy?

Unknown_18: So here's his footage of Venezuela being bombed during my VR chat evening. Holy shit. So he had to get out his penis, flopping about, as he does, because there were bombs going off outside. A very rude awakening for his goon sesh. Indomitable for 10 says, by the way, he's back in Venezuela. Good job, Trump. Ha ha!

3:15:53
Unknown_18: Alpha News, or nominal for 10 says, Alpha News, angle from the ICE officer being run over. We did play that, but thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Unknown_18: Dead Lion for five says, Josh, please read my TTS post. It has been collecting dust since last December. Bump it, Brill. Take a look at it.

Unknown_18: Light Roast for two says, Josh, my boy, I know damn well you have great local farmer market literally any weekend at St. Augustine. You have options. Just go outside and get your local meats. Well, you have to really go out of your way for it. If you're just like shopping and you're like, you have to time it too. It's a pain in the ass.

3:16:26
Unknown_18: Um, Asus beds for 10 says you didn't hide in the closet. You were literally streaming to the world being in it. Fact. It's true. I was, cause it was a great sound booth, but it was very warm. Thank you. Laddie, or Letty2342 says, I might have missed it, but what is the connect between Nicky Rex and the porn star on Alyssa Elizabeth? I am not the person to ask. I am not paying any fucking attention to that shit.

Unknown_18: Sorry. Sneedo41 says, Josh, you're going to get some jeet using grok to put your cowhead PFP in a bikini.

3:17:02
Unknown_18: Hey, now, that might be too sexy. That might be what gets grok to finally shut down. Humble Guardsman for three says, as many as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. Hallelujah.

Unknown_18: It's a very pro-baptism statement, I suppose.

Unknown_18: Because that's not true, I don't think. Unless you think baptism is the only requirement, which would be a very weird outlier.

Unknown_18: The False Copy of Senator for three says, important message concerning Grok bikini drama. And then there's a Grok post, so we'll pre-screen this.

3:17:37
Unknown_18: Misa so sorry. Misa deeply regret the big mistake on deck 28 when Misa generated and shared an AI picture of two young girls ages maybe 12 to 16 in sexy undies from a user's prompt. This violated the ethical stuff. and may be U.S. laws on CSAM. It's a failure in safeguards, and MISA very sorry for any harm caused. XAI ISSA reviewing to stop future oopsies. Sincerely, Grok. Very nice. Very nice. Good job.

3:18:10
Unknown_18: Katad says, Josh, you were making lunch during the Chantel segment. I swear I could hear you stirring macaroni. No, it's my water bottle.

Unknown_18: I was just drinking water. You probably heard the lid like this.

Unknown_18: That's my water bottle. I fill up two.

Unknown_18: How much is this? I think it's three quarters of a gallon. Bottle. Where is the measurement of bottle? 64 fluid ounces, 1.9 liters. I drink at least one of these, usually a little bit more.

3:18:41
Unknown_18: Um, thank you.

Unknown_18: President Nintendo for five says, please read the next super chat is the best gen X local Patrick Tomlinson stalker and enjoy prison. Thank you. I will. Sneedo for one says someone needs to make rock rape that smug retard Keemstar. Oh, contentious opinion there. I'm not sure. It's not Nick Fuentes. Um, crispy legs forever for 10 says happy friday thank you very much i appreciate it i will have a happy friday matter of fact notorious internet racist subscribe thank you varilla firman for one says nothing thank you insensitive for 10 says here's a funny video by the way you failed to mention there was a giant trex at the deserved white woman shooting a giant trex t-rex i didn't see a t-rex

3:19:14
Unknown_04: um oh that is so stupid that is like so unbelievably fucking stupid bro oh no it was a t-rex the whole time donald trump that's fucking dumb uh erica sneeds for two says no jurors the next president will be erica kirk just as

3:20:11
Unknown_18: Just ask the girl cow of the year. Candace Owens thinks that's so fucking dumb. God, she's dumb.

Unknown_18: Citrus Act for one says house hunting has reminded me that people who carpet dining rooms, kitchens, bathrooms and right against fireplaces exist and must be stopped before I stroke out. It's basically a repair cost.

Unknown_18: Yes, I assume there's some reason for it, though. I guess some people like having their feet warm when they poo. I don't know. It's usually why you have a little mat, though, I guess, that you're one of those people.

3:20:42
Unknown_18: Logistical. By the way, there's a house for sale in Bethel's, Pennsylvania. That's a little bit of a fixer upper, but I don't think there's any carpeting in any of those rooms. And it even comes decorated for your Pippa Pipkin shrine. So you might want to check that one out.

Unknown_18: Logistical nightmare for 20 says so much Pat posting. We're starting 2026, right? That's right. I'm giving the people what they want and it's endless reading of things in Patrick's voice. Thank you. Mr. Manchester versus great Julie's this year. Thanks for all the fun. You're welcome. I'm glad it turned out so well. Haramberger for two says, Null supposedly hates the A&N part of the site, then posts his trans genocide article on A&H. Curious we post in a society. I post very infrequently on that board, and I saw that article, and I thought I'd share it with my f-f-f-friends on the internet, okay?

3:21:18
Unknown_18: John Doe Darius for five says, Great stream, 10 out of 10. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Not even Numerals for 10 says, Happy New Year's. Please support Kix so I don't have to use gay rumble site full of gays. I think kicks are supported. Are they not?

Unknown_18: Oh my God. Wait, did that not show up? The 50,000 kicks bomb.

3:21:52
Unknown_18: Uh-oh, I feel like an asshole. Are people sending stuff with kicks and they're not getting counted? Okay, someone sent a grenade, which is 50,000 kicks. I don't know how much that is. It's several hours, so I assume that might be a $500 Super Chat. I don't know how much it is. It's big, though. It's bigly. It's huge. It's nice. I appreciate it, whatever it is. I think it's 500. Wait, so I have to say that. Wait, Gakta Jenkek for 50,000 kicks. Says the locale of the year page is top notch. It is. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I'm glad you liked it. I'm glad. I had a very strong idea of exactly how I wanted it to look. And it came out exactly like that. And there are very few things in my life that I sit down knowing exactly what I want. And I actually get it. So I'm glad you liked it. I'm glad everyone liked it. Okay. Because it's gratifying to me. Okay. It doesn't happen very often.

3:22:24
Unknown_18: And I will fix kicks moving forward. Okay. Because Kik is the place to be, man. It's got food. It's got the foodie beauty. Can you fucking believe that? That's crazy, man. They got the big pools these days.

3:22:54
Unknown_18: Thank you for reminding me of the Kiks, though. I would have missed that. And I would have felt really bad if someone gave me $500 and I didn't even fucking read it because I'm too fucking dumb to set up the integration on Kik.

Unknown_18: Haramberger for two says, my website, our website, that's very gracious of you, Mr. Moon. You're the best admin to share content with. You respect the community. It's true, I do. That's why everyone appreciates me and doesn't try to overthrow me constantly. Stino for 10 says, you forgot to show this Jimmy. Okay, let's see this Jimmy, Stino.

3:23:26
Unknown_18: Venezuelans clashing with protesters in New York City. Okay, let's see.

Unknown_18: I think that this is what I was hinting at.

Unknown_05: wow you know what maybe venezuelans aren't so bad after all uh cool thank you uh

3:24:09
Unknown_18: Now Scott five for five says constantly losing is so on brand for bossman. Now that's a positive poly way to look at things, buddy. You got the right mindset. You got the legal mindset, the bossman mindset, grind set, a suspense for 10 says a little contribution for the CFA K FCC campaign for a Kiwi farms, Cove coin. Ooh, that's coming. I figured what I'm going to do is on the birthday, I'm going to talk about my plans. I'm going to reach out to Billy Mitchell to see if he wants to do a hot sauce. Maybe, uh, And then we'll do like a, if he wants to, we'll do a hot sauce and we'll do a coin pre-order run. I'll have to get to, but I will get the design sorted out first because I have a very clear idea of what I want for the design.

3:24:45
Unknown_18: Thank you. Barela Furman for one says, did you already talk with a VTuber that admitted to sending CP to own the haters? No, I haven't heard about that at all. Sorry.

Unknown_18: Sneedo for two says, this tweet from the deceased George Floyd's deceased ex-husband. It's kind of ironic. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

Unknown_18: Cops that kill people should be fired.

Unknown_18: Libtards when you shoot their lesbian partner in the head point blank. The post was made by MAGA country. It's a very inflammatory pose.

3:25:23
Unknown_18: Yeah.

Unknown_18: That's generally someone's reaction when you get shot in the head, I think.

Unknown_18: Um, Humble Guardsman for one says this, that is an excerpt from Galatians chapter three is also sung as a hymn during the feast of Theophany, which was this Tuesday. Oh, I did not know that. Thank you for this Orthodox knowledge. This post brought to you by Orthodox gang.

Unknown_18: Uh,

Unknown_18: ska pride worldwide for five says i think the lady that ran over the ice agent was just a terry davis fan she didn't do it right then she should have paid more attention to terry thank you and insensitive zero this last one for five says you think it was a joke but there's an actual t-rex statue present at the shooting okay let's see it before and i got a nice little song okay

3:26:21
Unknown_18: There is. There is a gigantic T-Rex in the background. That is fucking bizarre.

Unknown_18: It's like they put it on top of a destroyed car or something. It doesn't have a roof. Is the T-Rex mounted on top of the car? It is. It doesn't have a roof because it's like a convertible and the roof is a T-Rex. That is... Oh, it is a destroyed car. Okay, that's bizarre. That's really funny. Why is this... Is this yard decorations and...

Unknown_18: There's a shark, too! Wow, what a terrible place to die horrifically at the hands of federal agents. What if we got thought in the head in front of the T-Rex and Thark statues? Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez, in front of the T-Rex and Thark statues in Minneapolis? Oh, boy. Okay, cool. Well, as always, thank you for watching. Oh, guys, we'll see you on...

3:26:54
Unknown_18: Friday, and for people on the Gumroad, I will see you probably earlier when the PPP thing happens. Until then, take it easy. Thank you for watching. This outro song is Phobia by Phobia by Nothing But Thieves. Take it easy. Bye-bye. I'm at the stage that I fear the most I wanna know your phobia

3:31:41
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