Lolcow of the Year 2026 – Mad at the Internet 2026-01-01

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Unknown_23: In the foreword chat. Forever and ever. It's 2026. A word that is, the number 2026 is like viscerally disgusting to say. Like, I don't know why, but the 2020s as a decade like hasn't registered to me. It leaves no mental footprint in my brain whatsoever. Doesn't even really, we're already halfway through though is the issue. And I'm still like coping that we're not in 2020s. Because really, they've sucked.

Unknown_23: They've been complete shit. Utter fucking disaster. I entered 2025 with this unbridled optimism. I've been crushed, thoroughly put back in my fucking place. How dare I? That's the worst thing about optimism, is that when you're wrong, it hurts more than you just don't give a shit and succumb to nihilism. However, we must be ruthlessly... What am I trying to say here? We must be...

0:03:28
Unknown_23: Unlogically? What am I trying to say? Without reason, without cause, without evidence to do so, we must be optimistic forever and ever. That's our punishment. So we have to allow ourselves to be optimistic, otherwise we will die horrifically. So... I'm going to try to be a positive poly. I'm recommitting to all my goals, which I'll go over. Um, this is the new year stream. Um, as it, uh, as happenstance, it falls right before my regular streaming day. So I'm just going to do a regular stream tomorrow. Recap things I've missed the last two, three weeks. And, uh, But take today off to just kind of dilly-dally. Look at the locale. My predictions from last year. My predictions for this year. And also...

0:04:36
Unknown_23: The Locale of the Year Awards, which over the Christmas break, I got to do some vibe coding. I got to enjoy programming without having to worry about getting stream prep done, which is very nice. I enjoy programming, and as I've said, and people give me shit for this, but I'm just letting you know, AI programming is the way of the future.

Unknown_23: It has made programming fun for me again. It is not... Like, if you're an idiot and you don't know what you're doing and you use AI, you're going to create a program that is probably better than what you would have created on your own. But if you know what you're doing, you can just supervise it like a king jeep managing many jeeps. which is what I've been doing. And it has allowed me to accomplish really amazing things, both in terms of just doing fun stuff like the Locale of the Year page, which I'll show off in a second, but also doing stuff in regards to securing the Kiwi Farms as a whole. It has allowed me to interface, for instance, with the Microsoft Photo. I got access to Microsoft PhotoDNA as a part of USIPs. So I'm setting up a long-term project which will incorporate PhotoDNA And I've offered it as a service to the SoyJack party. So I'm working on my Nizhny Antionet at the moment. But that kind of stuff would take months on its own. But I can vibe code it and write unit tests and make sure that the outputs are as expected and review the output. The main thing that takes up time with coding is that you have to constantly look up references. And if you can bypass that because the computer can do it for you, You save hours of time. And it also helps with motivation because you see more output in less time, and it keeps you going because you're like, okay, well, that's done. Let's move on to the next thing. And that can be a stumbling block when you're programming and you're stuck on something. So not to ramble too much about programming. I'm just saying that I had a nice break. I feel refreshed. I got to have some fun. I got to do some things that I've been meaning to do for a while.

0:06:14
Unknown_23: You have to play around. You have to sit around and not think about too much. Got to eat.

0:06:49
Unknown_23: I don't know what the damage is yet. I'm afraid to check. But I don't think I've done too much damage. But I did do some damage. But that's part of life, chat. You have to eat over Christmas break. Otherwise, you're going to be miserable. So recommitting to the diet. But I'll get into that in a second. Let's... I think now that I've given some time for people to get their notifications and come on over, let's just get a first look at the page in case you haven't seen it. And I will go over each of the candidates in detail to the best of my ability.

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Unknown_23: This is the page. It is very, very functional. It works on mobile. It looks great. It's exactly my kind of thing.

Unknown_23: I don't know why. I like gold and black as a website design. And the head, that was actually generated by the Grok Imagine. It took a very long time to get a...

Unknown_23: to get what I wanted. It really fucked it up, but eventually it spat out one that I was quite fond of. And if you scroll, it's actually a video, and it plays to a certain time point as you go up and down. So it kind of like spins around like on display. My original intention was for it to spin perpetually, but the AI can't make a perfect loop. So I just decided that it would be better to have one loop that kind of plays as you scroll, and that would look just as well. And I actually figure that that probably works better because I think the animated thing would make it harder for you to read. No, it's not Moloch. It's just a cow.

0:07:55
Unknown_23: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, chat. Not everything is a black penis. Not every cow is Moloch, okay? It's a little cow, okay? That is the physical manifestation of a cow.

0:08:31
Unknown_23: So, yeah, I'm properly Indian next. I got this shit figured out.

Unknown_23: I raised my desk up. I had it way too low. Okay, let's go with the main nominees. Now, I have to do a big thank you, and I'm such a fool. I didn't bother to pull this up before the stream started, but I'll do this right now because I do owe him a huge thank you on literally no notice whatsoever. I asked a guy called Mikey No More... to put together these videos. I hope he doesn't mind if I, uh, if I tell people that he did this, um, he was responsibly for, uh, responsibly, he was responsible for a, I think two hour long video on Jeremy Hambly.

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Unknown_23: Let me see if I can find that as well. Uh, and I, I did not know a lot of stuff about Hambly that was in this video. So he did a really good job of doing this and I will show him out. because he helped me out so much by making these videos on two days' notice. I had never spoken to him before. I was just like, hey, can you do this? And he was like, yeah, okay. So this is his channel, Mikey No More. This is the video that he put out. It starts out very strongly with a nice, lovely picture of Hitler and Mussolini just chilling out like the boys do. This is properly one and a half hours of really good content on Hambly. So if you're curious about what the Hambly hype is on the Keno Casino, you can go ahead. God, Mussolini has a fat neck. He's Italian, though. We can't help it. We like good food. The man's got to eat.

0:09:51
Unknown_23: Um, so if you want to get, know what's going on with Hambly, this is a good crash course. There's a lot of stuff I didn't know. I think there's some stuff that even PPP didn't know. Um, it's not like a proper hit piece. It's pretty fair to him. It's just like, this is the things that he got up to and how he ended up in his position and why he's probably not super thrilled to be doing what he's doing as opposed to what he really wants to do, which is to man child out and talk about RC cars. Uh, so thank you, Mikey, no more for putting this together. Also, thank you to, um, um,

0:10:28
Unknown_23: to uh ham planet fitness she does i think it's a she she or he i think it's a she though because they're into the girl cows um they do the jules every year uh every year before this year it was literally just they would make a bunch of different threads or change the the pull on a single thread over and over again to collect a handful of votes um i have access to actually not I do on my phone. I can tell you. This has been up for about, what is it? About 12 hours, because it's noon.

0:11:00
Unknown_23: And already, if I go to the results for locale of the year, I can see the results. You cannot, in case you're wondering.

Unknown_23: I'm checking on stuff to make sure that my system is working. And I'll explain the system in a second. There is already 2,200 votes. 2,200 votes on locality are already. And I will send out an email notification to old users to let them know this is going on. Because I figured it would probably bring some people that had forgotten about the site over at DropQE Farmers.

0:11:31
Unknown_23: There's something else I was going to say. Oh, so this is ranked choice voting. Let me just show you. Oh, thank God I'm not logged in because I didn't want to spoil my vote.

Unknown_23: Can I log into the null test account real quick?

Unknown_23: This is things that you should generally prepare for before a stream in case any of you are aspiring streamers and want to know how not to run a video.

Unknown_23: Let's see what the null test account is.

Unknown_23: I don't know the password for that.

0:12:07
Unknown_32: Okay, it's not that long. Okay, one second. I'll show you the voting mechanism.

Unknown_32: Oh, perfect. Okay. So, okay.

Unknown_23: Now I'm signed in with an account that can vote, uh, has not voted. So what I'm going to show you is just how it works. Okay. So, uh, you it's ranked choice voting, which means that you order your options, um, from,

0:12:42
Unknown_23: your preference.

Unknown_23: And you can slide them around and say, like, actually, I like that more this way. No, actually, never mind. If you don't know somebody, like, I don't know anything about sticks, you can just throw them to the side. It doesn't matter. And the way that this works is that

Unknown_23: They add up, the system adds up the first votes first. And if we say that, oh, Bossman Jack has more than 50% of all votes as his first pick, he automatically wins. But if it's more evenly distributed than that, then the person with the least amount of votes gets kicked off to the options. And then the second choice votes, the number two, gets added from those ballots, gets added to the counts for the remaining candidates. And it's kind of hard to explain, but there's a video for it. All you need to know is take the people you give a shit about and you throw them in the order that you prefer. And if you don't know them, don't worry about it. Just throw it back in. Don't sweat it. You can't, there's literally no, no wrong way to vote. If you're like, yeah, yeah, that looks, that looks right to me. That looks right to me. That's, that's actually a correct way to vote. You're not doing it wrong. Nobody's going to judge you. Okay. So don't worry about it. Just vote however the fuck you want.

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Unknown_23: Um,

Unknown_23: There's no wrong way to do it. So on that note, let's start off with the videos that was put together by Mikey No More on very, very short notice, but I appreciate his effort. The system, obviously, very nice. You go up, you click the Bossman Jack icon, and you get a video.

0:14:02
Unknown_09: Hi guys fag faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

0:14:43
Unknown_11: Bro, I'm not gonna become an actor, bro. I just wanna become a- I just wanna be a bigger content creator like I've been doing, bro. But I have someone that's, like, you can look up to, bro. Like, the big comeback story is crazy, bro. It's crazy to me. I'm gonna have the biggest comeback story, yo. Fuck you guys.

Unknown_11: Or anybody that doubts me. I don't give a fuck, bro. They're fucking scamming, dude. Oh, my God! Ow, dude!

Unknown_14: Oh, my God!

Unknown_13: I tell you, bro, it's literally proven. I can prove it. I'm gonna make YouTube videos and prove how rigged this shit is. That's what I'm gonna do. That's literally what I'm gonna fucking do. I'm gonna make YouTube's exp- I'm gonna fucking kill myself, bro. I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

0:15:16
Unknown_14: I'm gonna fucking kill myself so bad and just shut everything down. After I kill myself, all these sites are gone. They're all taken down. Every one of them are gonna be taken down. They're all done. You're all done. You're all fucking Jewish fucking scammers. We're all gonna be done, bro. You're all gonna be done. No more money for you faggots. No more money for you faggots. Like a scammer faggot, bro. After I kill myself, you guys will not be able to do this anymore. I'm going to save the fucking world. I'm going to save the fucking world.

Unknown_01: Dude, my dog. My dog. It's like it's connected. It's connected, dude. He tells me things.

0:15:50
Unknown_14: Look at my fucking body. Look at my fucking body, bro. It's only gotten worse, dude. I'm trying to tell you guys. She fucking poisoned me. You should see my feet.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I forgot, a lot did happen with Boss. He came out of jail in 2025, and then he had a blaze of glory, culminating in the crack stream, where he orders crack on air from Mr. Christmas, and that ended up putting him back in jail.

Unknown_23: I'll talk more about Boss when I have my predictions. Very, very, tries hard every year to win Low Calvier, always gets snubbed, got snubbed by Rakeda twice, and quite frankly, in the second year with Rakeda, Didn't deserve it. I'm just going to say if we had had the ranked choice voting, if I'd put in the effort, okay. Back then I didn't have computers to do everything for me, but if I put in the effort back then, I don't think boss would have gotten snubbed. Okay. It was just, it just goes to show you that the Ricada boomers are very motivated to go out and boot. And so they always win chat. That's how, that's how it goes. They were motivated to go out and boot. Um, okay.

0:16:23
Unknown_23: Next. Warning, if you don't want to see Aneesa Jamha's ass, look away for about five seconds.

0:17:12
Unknown_23: Just the butt crack, basically. Still needs a trigger warning. Wakey, wakey, Ethan. Wake up, Ethan.

Unknown_08: Wake up. Time to be awake, Ethan. Wake up, Ethan.

Unknown_02: This is no longer a dream. This is a nightmare. Wake up. But the main controversy, I would say, is that it was revealed with the change of ownership that Anissa and I, because we're one third ownership of Creator Clash, the business, that we were getting 34% of the profit share.

Unknown_25: Because you've already exposed her for being like the first person that Ian's ever been with, right? Yes.

0:17:45
Unknown_02: So in my opinion, what happened was...

Unknown_25: she she always she even told us she used to always tell her mom i'm going to be with a millionaire and so we think that once she used to tell her mom that she would be with a millionaire how do you know that it had to be someone rich okay so here's the deal

Unknown_24: We're poor.

Unknown_19: We're in Edmonton. Whoa, dog shadow.

Unknown_03: That was crazy dog shadow. We brought our deer with us.

Unknown_03: We're road tripping.

0:18:16
Unknown_19: I also, I just want to say, even when Ian was making a shit ton of money, like way more than he or I knew what to do with it, we were still doing and living the same way that we've always been living. It's just not who we are anyways. So, fuck you. Let us eat at Denny's and eat off of cardboard and sleep on the floor. Bad empanada in my discourse is tell items to get off the cock chair and pick up the sword.

Unknown_04: Do it.

Unknown_19: And so, like, I'm on that extreme end of the spectrum. If there was a trans woman who wanted to fight, like, me, for example, like, if they were on HRT for a certain period of time and they were my weight, like, I honestly would not flinch at fighting them. I mean, I have head issues. Obviously, I have head trauma, but, like... Obviously. Well...

0:18:58
Unknown_23: there's a clip that uh someone was upset was missed where hasan's like dressing down i dubs and calling him like a loser to his face uh this was the clip that he stressed out the most about by the way was uh the one for items because uh apparently like the clips are all scattered and there's just so much shit and reducing it down to size for like i asked for two minutes um That was the last one he got done because it was down to the wire. Okay, there's two things I forgot to do that I'm going to start doing before I forget. First of all, someone in the Man with the Internet thread made a wonderful New Year's thread, which I don't know how I could have even forgot to put that on the screen before I started. Because look at him. He's got a black tie and the trophy chat. It's already drawn into existence. The AI slop has informed culture the other way around. Okay. So awesome. Thank you very much. Let me read the descriptions. I wrote most of these. It's half and half. Ham Planet Fitness was nice enough to write the descriptions for almost all of them. The OPSEC Fail Award was written by Admiral. And then I wrote the media, Lil' Kelly, and then I rewrote a couple that were particularly important to me. but these are all mine. So let's start with Bossman. Twice snubbed for locale of the year, Austin Peterson proves that the flame that burns twice as bright lasts half as long. Released from jail early 2025, his sobriety streak lasts about as long as his turbulent relationship with shady online casinos. His bouts of explosive anger Completely true. We miss him every day. We miss him more every day, even.

0:20:48
Unknown_23: Part of my very catty instinct was to try and frame the Aniza Award as Aniza and iDubbbz, but completely cast iDubbbz out as a side character in his own life. Very, very catty, very, very petty of me, but I think it accomplished this. Mr. and Mrs. Aniza Jamha. Aniza and her husband went into 2025 fighting, but not in the way you'd expect from the showrunners of Creator Clash. With their YouTube boxing event scheduled, no one anticipated that they would reboot Content Cup just to take shots at their only stalwart friends. Hasan's audience did not respond with the support they needed. And H3's response, in which their former coach accused Aniza of not supporting an anti-child marriage campaign, left them ousted from their own event. Despite the total lack of financial stability, they then decided to move up to the Great White North. Winter in Alberta might be the only thing colder than their future prospects.

0:21:26
Unknown_23: I have the heart of a poet, Chad. I have the heart of a poet.

Unknown_23: Let's do Stiex next.

0:22:08
Unknown_23: I forgot that this video existed where she just has a bloody nose. I don't remember ever seeing this. I don't know if this came out after the fact or what, but I don't remember this happening.

Unknown_23: The music was my suggestion, by the way. You've made your bed.

Unknown_05: Now lay in it.

Unknown_05: I don't care if you're blind. It makes no difference to me. All right, everyone, talk about weird times. You probably were wondering where I was for an entire week. Actually, I was in jail. Don't worry, I'm going to have no problem with the charges. They're pretty spurious. All right, everyone, it's time for the Occult Video 411, Chaos and Energy Vampirism. Because, of course, I'm a vampiric. All right, everyone, about 24.

0:22:42
Unknown_23: I was explaining sticks to somebody, and I said, oh, they criticized my, I asked for some feedback from some people, and one of them criticized and says, why are you calling him a vampire? He's just a pirate. I'm like, no, no, no. He's a vampire. And they asked, what makes him a vampire? And I said, he does blood magic with tampons.

0:23:18
Unknown_05: Four hours ago, the deputy DA for New Orleans Parish decided to blow his head off in his own office.

Unknown_05: I have nothing further to say about this. Very, very sad now, isn't it? New Orleans has been buried in snow. Yes, the kids are frolicking around. I'm assuming all of the schools are closed at the moment. How coincidental.

Unknown_29: I just had a case dismissed for violation of rules.

0:23:52
Unknown_29: And who did I assault?

Unknown_21: I'm sorry? You just dismissed his case yesterday.

Unknown_07: They just dismissed my case. I was in court yesterday. They dismissed my case.

Unknown_06: Oh. This is a pretty dire situation because if I don't get this form in by the end of tomorrow, I'm facing big legal consequences.

0:24:28
Unknown_23: By the way, the trash fire in his thread is still ongoing for anyone who enjoys a nice trash fire. Let me read my description here. Taro Warwick had a promising career as a political commentator living in the Netherlands with his wife and child. But in 2025, he decided to take a new path in life under the wing of his demon lord Stolas. Having abandoned his family in Europe to enjoy alcohol and peruse BPD girls back in the States, he found himself under arrest three times this year alone for domestic situations, leaving us iconic photos of him in handcuffs while dressed as a vampire. Be careful. Sticks takes credit for cursing the entire state of Louisiana with black magic and voting him for locale of the year may have other worldly consequences.

0:25:12
Unknown_23: Next, let's see, toss up between Hassan and pirate here. Let's do Hassan first.

Unknown_04: violence okay it's the same reason as to why america kaya please just go just stop jesus christ what are you doing here

0:25:45
Unknown_04: Come here.

Unknown_04: Stay. No, come here.

Unknown_04: Stay. If you run right now, I'll fucking kill you. Like, I'll actually kill you, okay? In front of everyone.

Unknown_04: Okay, this is kind of like that. We're all at Tiamat Square, so we are all becoming Chinese.

Unknown_11: Okay? When the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be Chinese.

Unknown_04: Yeah, the time is right. The reality of the matter is... Okay? Okay? Like, briefly being questioned by a cop outside of Tiananmen Square. Oh, yeah.

0:26:18
Unknown_04: Yeah.

Unknown_04: Is, you know, it's a unique moment of stress. It happens, right? Yeah. Like, they know fucking Aslan Gold and shit. That's so strange. No one from China should know who Aslan Gold is. In the same positive association with Israel. So all this does is breed resentment. against israel and also depending on how the context for this is like lost in the video unless you follow the thread but this is like the first stream that he's back with kaya and now he can't zap the dog anymore because of the controversy and the dog gets up to stretch and he's just so filled with rage

0:27:00
Unknown_23: He's just so filled with palpable hatred for that fucking dog.

Unknown_23: Hasan Piker, the face of modern socialist politics, finds himself in an awkward place after zapping his beloved designer dog, Kaya, on stream. His subsequent trip to China resulted in further faux pas. as he was confronted by Chinese police in public and showed off that he had gambled tens of thousands of dollars on horse racing. Hassan is so protected by Twitch that he effectively runs the show there, but his popularity combined with his violent anti-Israeli rhetoric is bringing down a storm that now threatens the continued existence of the entire platform.

0:27:41
Unknown_23: Hassan Piker for your consideration. And then finally, last but certainly not least, is Pirate Software. I'll play the video.

Unknown_28: God damn it.

Unknown_24: Run, run, run, run, run, run. I'll see how you're fine.

Unknown_11: Any grenades, anything? Heal him, heal him, heal him. Yeah, just heal me. Just come back a little bit. I wish the video included like a zoom in on the mana gem and the archroge.

0:28:14
Unknown_23: He probably didn't understand the controversy, which I gave him no time. But at this point, he's showing that he has no mana, but he does have two items. One is the mana gem, the blue thing down there, fully restores your mana. And then he's wearing robes that can restore your mana like once every hour or some shit. So he's got like two lifelines here to get mana, but he's like shitting himself.

Unknown_09: Snappy, just run. I can help a lot. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Pirate, why are you walking, bro?

Unknown_23: Like, even when they call him out as he's running away, he makes it all the way down this fucking ramp. He's just gone.

Unknown_28: Why am I walking?

0:28:49
Unknown_23: Look at my mana. This is savage, but come on, man.

Unknown_14: Fuck!

Unknown_28: They called run, I ran, and I was at a mana.

Unknown_18: I don't know what the hell they were expecting, dude.

Unknown_28: That does not make any sense. It's going to keep happening. I'm not surprised. But to be real with you, I can't back that process. I can't. As written, the language is too vague. It doesn't solve the root issue, and it creates a litany of new issues. The problem is this. I work in the games industry. I have for 20 years. This looks like a nightmare to me, and I refuse to back it. I refuse to.

0:29:21
Unknown_26: If you're against Stop Killing Games, and it's because of what you heard from Pirate Software... The hero. I think he represented Stop Killing Games as accurately as he represented his behavior in World of Warcraft.

Unknown_28: I have been called a pedophile, zoophile, rapist, corporate plant, degenerate, narcissist, nepo baby, and many other names. And they attacked all the accomplishments over my life, despite physical evidence, to prove to the contrary. And they also went after every job I ever held, trying to say that I never worked them, or if I did work them, that I never deserved them. So, I'm going to be honest with you. I hope that your initiative gets everything you asked for. I think this is ass.

0:29:55
Unknown_28: This is complete garbage. All of this can eat shit, man. They can eat my entire ass.

Unknown_23: There are two people in this award for this year that are so they're like the antithesis of the nominees. And next year, for sure, we're going to have a log of the year. And that'll be for people like Billy Mitchell, PPP in regards to Hambly. Um, the like Dan Saltzman for, for Hassan Piker, uh, Ross, just like, there's a lot of people who are like the, the heel for the low cow and they deserve recognition. I feel like. So I'm going to clarify that for next year. But here's the description. Jason Thorhal entered 2025 as a recognized and respected game industry expert and ended it completely disgraced. After streaming himself abandoning his friends to die in the permadeath game of World of Warcraft, he vehemently denied he had done anything wrong, despite concrete evidence that he could have helped. While the roach out left a bad taste, it only teed up the truly international locale antics. Ross Scott of Accursed Farms publicly stated that his EU Stop Killing Games initiative was doomed entirely thanks to Pirate's lies and misinformation about his campaign. This spurred a million European gamers to sign on in the last month of the campaign, specifically despite Jason successfully passing it to the ECC.

0:31:06
Unknown_23: That is the proper nominees. I'm debating. There's a lot of people, so I'm debating if I'm going to read them all. I guess I should. What the fuck else am I doing with my life? Do I not exist to entertain my audience? I suppose I should read them all, huh?

0:31:42
Unknown_23: All right. That is the main course. These people... So I... Even I, I did not vote on everybody. I left a couple people unvoted for because I just don't know who they are. Like, Vinlove Hanzubikia is like a really gross guy from Fishtank that ate his own shit. And he's just like... He's just like an attention whore. I don't like him at all. JetNeptune...

Unknown_23: He is, he's the guy that jets it up. He runs fish tank. He's like Sam Hyde's second and second hand, second command. I guess that's not true. Rochefort is kind of, but jet he's become, he's gotten some, some controversy this year because he was like sexually harassing the female, like a fish tank contestants, which is like obvious. Like, yeah. If you take Sam Hyde's crew and put them in, in charge of like, the budding careers of eventually mentally ill women. Yeah, probably there's going to be some, some sexual harassment there. However, I take issue with him because he said when fish tank was new and there was like this huge budding Kiwi farms community just for fangirling over Sam Hyde's newest thing, uh, Jack got really pissed at us and said he would like to take a bat and beat every Kiwi farmer to death. So I don't know why the fuck he was so angry at us. I still don't understand. He just hates Kiwi farms, I guess. So fuck him.

0:32:48
Unknown_23: I've never heard of this guy, KodiakVT.

Unknown_23: His last name is Knoblauch, which is absurd. His name is literally David Garlic, which is not a name. He's an ex-military wannabe VTuber, VTweeter. Really? This guy wants to be a VTuber?

Unknown_23: He spends his online days simping for women who likely don't know he exists. After Nachisumiku, his phone book, Knoblauch flew into a frenzy, vowing righteous vengeance on his evil coup farms. Okay, so he was one of the VTards, I guess.

0:33:37
Unknown_23: I featured her on stream twice. Um, she's the shot of con from cartoon network who drew, uh,

Unknown_23: some popular shows.

Unknown_23: Um, she faked her death and came back and having communicated with aliens. I have predictions for her. She's, she's like hard to talk about because she's not her things that she's crazy. And she definitely is crazy, but she knows that she's crazy and she plays up being crazy. And I don't like that. She's kind of a fakey fake. It's like, Hmm, there's definitely something there, but there's like misdirection as well.

0:34:11
Unknown_23: Uh, is memory, uh, An obese perennial e-beggar who lives off other people's donations. Oh, this is a woman? She uses her chronic illness in her African American. Okay, somebody else wrote this. African American is not hyphenated, I'm pretty sure. African American background to milk. More free money out of the woke types who follow her on Twitter. She says that her anxiety precludes her from working a normal job and is terrified of the China virus to this day. Oh, she must be one of those zero COVID people. Sad. Pathetic. Carl Jobs. Now this is one I recognize for sure. Australian Carl Jobs is a former pickup artist and speedrunner best known for obsessively making videos about gamer Billy Mitchell, who sued him after prolonged online harassment. In April, Jobs lost his suit and now owes Mitchell $350,000. I'm not sure if that's Australian or not. Jobs, I remember it being much higher because there was like, he has to pay his fees as well. Now, Jobs continues to insist he did nothing wrong despite losing the suit. I have more to say about him, again, during predictions, because there's some thoughts, some thunks that I have in regards to his situation. But Carl was a big part of 2025 for Mad at the Internet, at least. Clavicle came out of nowhere. I talked about him like once before, but apparently he's like a big deal now. He's like in that kick gutter trash swamp that all those like celebrity streamers are in that I have no interest in. But he's like a retard. Brandon, I think he even has a Kiwi Farms account. I remember that the looks maxing guys came over to the forum at some point. Brandon Peters is a, Brayden Peters is a moderator for the Looks Maxing Forum, a weird niche where people come up with bizarre ways to improve their appearance to impress women, ranging from odd facial stretches to taking meth as Brayden does to stay lean. Brayden, only 20, was kicked out of college due to his steroid use and has already had cosmetic procedures with plans to have his legs lengthened to go from 6'2 to 6'6. In December, he ran over a guy who jumped in front of his car. Yes, we all remember. That was actually something I haven't talked about yet on stream because it happened at the end of the year. But he did run over an African-American gentleman in his car. I'm not sure if he died. Nobody seemed to care enough about the situation to look up if he died or not. And I don't think Florida is pressing charges because the black guy had jumped on top of his car. And Florida has a very, if you jump in front of somebody's car, you deserve to die attitude, which quite frankly, the rest of the country should adopt into their own mentalities.

0:36:44
Unknown_23: And then how Razor Big T, this one I also don't know.

Unknown_23: Alexander Tifani troll. Oh, is this one of the Cyrex analogs? He said he would troll Cyrex, but ended up becoming a locale himself when the lowercase I internet. Hold up.

Unknown_23: Hold up.

Unknown_23: God, did I even read these? What the fuck's wrong with me?

Unknown_32: Oh, no, I can't do it on my phone, can I? Oh, yes, I can.

0:37:20
Unknown_32: All right. All right, there we go. Okay.

Unknown_23: When the uppercase I internet caught on his failed trolling, Stefani played the victim, claiming he was being harassed and phone booked due to ongoing phone calls from in real life trolling related to Feeney's behavior. His parents fled their home in May. He was arrested on charges of domestic violence and aggravated menacing. Wow. I hadn't even heard of this. I stay far away from the Cyrex shit. It's like DSP, but worse. It's like, just stay the fuck away from that.

0:37:53
Unknown_23: Cyrex isn't interesting enough to justify putting your nose in that shit.

Unknown_23: All right. Best heard. So these are community nominations, not individuals. Starting with Blue Sky. And the votes, by the way, the options show up randomized every time you load the page. To eliminate bias, chat. To eliminate bias. Jack Dorsey lost his gay dating website and decided he needed to make a new one. What was supposed to be a decentralized competitor to hacks fashioned after the Fediverse is instead one of the most profoundly insular walled gardens big tech has ever created. An echo chamber for the most ravenously anti-conservative mouthpieces online, so tightly controlled that VP JD Vance was immediately banned from it. I don't follow that. I remember that there's like an ongoing thing where the blue sky people are using the word waffles to like protest.

0:38:29
Unknown_23: What's his face? Jack Dorsey? Because it's not gay enough for them. It's like the most obvious echo chamber ever and they chimp out still because there's occasionally somebody they don't like involved with it.

Unknown_23: It's a really retarded place. But it's like so segregated from anything I care about that I don't even look at it. This is a picture of Hax, by the way. Hax was not nominated for anything despite his death. I think actually that might be wrong. I don't know if I included the funeral or not. I'll double check. Super Smash Bros. community, remember the GameCube game where you can fight Mario as Pikachu, the one from middle school? Yes, autistic people are still playing that, and now they're molesting children on Discord while wearing dresses and driving each other to suicide with livestream funerals. There's a big... The Smash Bros. community, I think the funniest thing about them... is that they've been playing that game for like 25 years now, and they are completely ignored by Nintendo. Nintendo completely refuses to acknowledge they exist, and quite frankly, the fact that they don't even bother to DMCA them out of existence is sort of their version of benign neglect, and it's the closest thing to an endorsement they'll ever get because they're so retarded.

0:39:41
Unknown_23: Roblox, the world's largest children's gaming platform, is full of pedophiles. That is not the surprising part. The surprising part is that they banned everyone trying to call it out to protect shareholder value, and now they're being sued by multiple states for endangering children. Long story short, I've been covering this pretty extensively because of Ruben, who does post on the forum and is one of the biggest content creators for Roblox.

0:40:21
Unknown_23: He's been on, like... He's been calling them out for so long, and it has bore fruits now where there are multiple states suing them for negligence and false advertising.

Unknown_23: Kiwi tubers. This is the thing that took off kind of towards the end of the year that I haven't paid much attention to. But effectively, now that the reins of like Internet drama shit are being let off and not everyone can claim, oh, I'm being harassed because somebody said something mean about them. A lot of people are making careers out of talking about Internet drama. And so they're they're just like on the forum. They're referred to as Kiwi tubers.

0:41:02
Unknown_23: Uh, description for this is the Kiwi farms can't be monetized directly, but leave it to these intrepid content sloppers to find a way. It is now possible to take forum threads and send them off, uh, off offensive edges enough to get it through AdSense. So the only question is who gets to sit on top. And I think I'm actually using a picture from Kiwi tapes as the logo for that because, um, I've always thought that he was like openly associated with the Kiwi farms. Yeah. And it turns out he's, like, super woke or some shit and gets pissed off if you say that, even though that's obviously what he was going for when he named his fucking channel.

0:41:40
Unknown_23: Okay. This is... Okay, I'm just letting you know now. The description I wrote for the Hearts of Iron 4 modding community is the best thing on the entire page. I'm very proud of this description. Okay, so this is for the New World Order 4 and Hearts of Iron 4 modding community. The description is...

Unknown_23: Hearts of Iron IV is a game where you pretend you could have managed World War II better and obviously a historical figure could have achieved impossible outcome if only he had done something that only you could come up with because you're so smart. The Fool. Thankfully, with a text editor and a Discord server to help, you can finally achieve your dreams of impreg Catboy Goebbels managing the Burgundian Empire and doing away with the Swiss once and for all while listening to slowed plus reverb Nazi music because it's edgy. But don't worry, you're trans. This is extremely accurate. Anybody who has even gone anywhere close to the Hearts of Iron IV modding community knows that this is 100% true. And this is the best description on the page, bar none.

0:42:23
Unknown_23: Synth Cells. Synthetic Man is a guy I never heard of until this year. And then apparently he was really big. And then everyone said, oh, Josh, you would super heckin' love Synth Man. He's like Chudley. He's like Big Chungus Chudley guy.

Unknown_23: And then his fandom split in part and blew up into pieces. And I don't know what the fuck's going on with him.

0:42:55
Unknown_23: Synthetic Man is the last honest gaming reviewer on YouTube, self-declared. His fans, the synth cells, are his basement-dwelling disciples who flood in from 4chan's V, circle-jerking over his base takes, at least until he simped for a VTuber or got caught in some food-a-drama. Suddenly, appreciation turns the thread into a warzone and spawns a whole new locale ecosystem dedicated to mocking the autistic orbiters who thought that they had found their chudly messiah.

Unknown_23: Then Rowling has a very succinct description. We somehow went from, I grew up reading Harry Potter, so I know how to fight fascism, to the author of Harry Potter is a fascist. And that's one of the best pictures of the year. That wasn't nominated for media of the year, but the picture of J.K. Rowling smoking a cigar after trainees get their shit kicked in in the UK is phenomenal.

0:43:33
Unknown_23: You're disappointed with how tranny drama has fallen into the background? I was thinking about that, about how tranny drama is on its way out. I'm not disappointed by that, though. I'm very pleased. I'm glad that we've put trannies back in the closet as freaks like they are so we can go back to being racist instead.

0:44:05
Unknown_23: Antifa! Antifa is known to the Kiwi farms as mostly people like ADF parading around in knockoff Chinese communist clothing as a LARP, but to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, they're now known as a domestic terrorist organization. And I have an iconic, iconic vintage photo of ADF with his Antifa flag.

Unknown_23: Okay. I'm, I am just going to summarize these. I think the breaker of scales, they're fat woman, the plus size park hoppers. Um, I had never even heard of these until I did the, the page, but basically there's an entire group of extremely obese women. And what they do is they go to Disney and other parks and they try to ride the rides and they'll be like, I'm 650 pounds. And I tried to ride the Hulk at, um,

0:44:43
Unknown_23: at uh whatever the fuck marvel marvel studios and and uh i couldn't fit and they told me i couldn't fit so if you're my size if you're my body shape don't try to ride the hulk they won't let you uh to the point where now um apparently they put demos of like the seats in front of the line so if you try to get into a three hour long line to ride the hulk Um, you can actually sit your fat ass down in one of the carts to make sure you will actually fit before you try to, to, to ride it and get told you can't ride it cause you're too fat.

0:45:29
Unknown_23: Universal. That's right.

Unknown_23: Um, yeah. So that's their nomination. Foodie Beauty is back in Canada. Everyone knows who she is. And she is now deliberating on if she wants to remain in Canada, if she wants to go back to being roommates with Pete, if she wants to go back to Syria to try to hook up with Salah. It's kind of implied that he might be already married to somebody else because his family wants children from him.

Unknown_23: So her life is basically in complete disarray.

Unknown_23: Kelly Lanza, I have no idea about whatsoever. Apparently, she looks like a pooner and is fascinated with vulva gape. So if those words stir your interest, you may check out the Kelly Lanza. All the descriptions have a link to their thread in case you're that curious. But something about vulva gape going on with Kelly Lanza. i told fiat shoe now toffee and shoe is like in a brand this is me like scared that i'm going to be antiquated by time we're now in a world where there are tiktok lol cows you have joshua block the uh the guy that's like just a complete alcoholic that zoomers take turns tormenting to death in new york city you have to fiat shoe who's a black piece of shit that doesn't do anything it doesn't work a job and um

0:46:49
Unknown_23: Then you have Mrs. Donut or something. Mommy Donut. Snowflake covered her. And then there was this other woman on TikTok who has a Spanish name. And she looks like a literal fucking goblin. And she's also... TikTok famous. So I don't know what to do about the TikTok sphere. I don't use TikTok. I don't want to use TikTok. But if there are locales on TikTok, I want that on the forum, obviously. I'm avaricious. So I don't know what to do with that.

0:47:23
Unknown_23: Nova Online. That's not who I was thinking of.

Unknown_23: Is Daniel Larson also a TikTok guy? I thought he was YouTube.

Unknown_23: Anyways. I don't remember the name of the Mexican lady, but I watched a video about her.

Unknown_23: And she's a complete train wreck. And her whole shtick is that she gets into relationships with incarcerated men. And her children hate her. She made like tens of thousands of dollars off her TikTok audience. But it's been confirmed that her two daughters sleep on air mattresses. And they have their entire lives. Like they're teenagers now. And she's been on TikTok for years. And she's never once went out of her way to buy a mattress. Not even like a whole bed. Like a mattress to sleep on. They're just on air. Yeah, Ashley Trevino. That's her. She's like, this is what I mean. This is content. Why is this down in the forum? She has like a two-page thread. I find this unacceptable. We have to find some way to get the TikTok audience. That's how we progress.

0:47:56
Unknown_23: So that's Sophia Chu. She's black. She's fat. Her brother died.

Unknown_23: Tess Holliday is, I think, is a haze.

0:48:31
Unknown_23: And she's still a haze. There's somebody else on this list who is not a haze anymore. Haze means health at any size. That means that Uh, intolerance towards fat people is merely a social stigma and you can be 700 pounds and healthy, which is obviously not true.

Unknown_23: Purple glitter. Um, she's just mentally ill. She believes she's a psychic. She has DID.

Unknown_23: Um, and she's stalking some guy named Doug who has a restraining order against her in February. I guess that's why she got her nomination because she got a restraining order placed against her. She's already violated it and was charged with a felony and a misdemeanor. That's crazy. Imagine this thing stalking you. That's scary. That's fucking nightmare fuel.

0:49:04
Unknown_23: Glitter and lasers is a influencer. She's a drinker. I didn't know that she was an alcoholic.

Unknown_23: She started Ozempic in June. If I remember, Glitter and Lasers was the haze. She used to say, don't worry, health at any size. I can be 700 pounds and healthy. And then she had a breakdown at some point and said, no, actually, you can't do that. I fucked up my whole life. I'm taking Ozempic. So now she's going to try to lose all her weight. And then J-Bay. I actually don't. Oh, J-Bay became a sushi roll. Yeah. Jay Bae got turned into sushi. That's the Jay Bae. Actually, I don't even know. Do I have her video?

0:49:37
Unknown_23: No, I don't. Okay, so Jay Bae, I couldn't find this video or a link to her thread in time, so I skipped it. But there was a very famous video where she decided to resist arrest by simply laying on the ground. And because she was like 600 pounds, they had to call EMS, get a bariatric ambulance. They had to get like eight different guys to put her on a stretcher. That was a very iconic video from the year.

0:50:15
Unknown_23: Okay, Girl Cal of the Year. Oh, God. The hardest one first. Candace Owens. Okay, is anyone in the audience? I'm just curious. Just as a show of hands. I'm not judging you, of course. I would never judge my own audience. Are any of you diehard Candace Owens fans at this point in time?

Unknown_23: Because I'm aware that she has become a monumentally popular person on YouTube and in the right. She's apparently the number one conservative streamer

Unknown_23: Now, I, of course, only remember Candace Owens for the time that she and the Kiwi Farms were besties. She decided that she was going to fight online bullying by making a website called Social Autopsy, where she would dox bullies. Basically, it would be like a doxing site. And if you had a bully you wanted to dox, you'd go to her site and submit their dox. And I guess somehow she would vet that. And that way she could dox all the internet bullies. And it was a wonderful idea. I think I even... made a post endorsing her, saying that she had the greatest idea ever. Kiwi Farms backs her 100%. She somehow got on the mainstream news talking about this and said that the Kiwi Farms was pretty dark web and that they were hating on her. And then somehow she took that and turned it into number one conservative streamer in the entire United States. So I don't know what the fuck's going on anymore. I've completely lost the plot. We've got TikTok locals. We've got Candace Owens is somehow not a laughingstock. but yeah, after Charlie Kirk died, apparently she's been doing nonstop content about theories about why it was a conspiracy and his wife is in on it. Somehow president Macron of France is involved. There was a jet like from Egypt. I don't know what the fuck's going on. All I know is, is that somehow, The right in the United States took a story of a homosexual tranny fucker furry killing a white married man over ideological reasons and somehow took that and made it into an L by pretending it was some conspiracy that doesn't make any fucking sense instead of just hating on gay people like they usually do. Okay, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but somehow that happened. And somehow it put me and Nick Fuentes on the same team where we're just like, why do you not take this obvious situation and run with it as an obvious situation instead of making it something ridiculous? So that's Candace Owens. That's what she's been up to.

0:52:24
Unknown_23: Samantha Prater is like a Kiwi Farms locale. She joined. Oh.

Unknown_23: How embarrassing. She's on the forum and draws really shitty. And everyone on the forum just keeps accusing her of art theft. And she goes to increasingly desperate measures to prove that she's not tracing. Obviously, nobody would trace this fucking garbage shit that she keeps posting. And they've been doing that for years. So that's her nomination. Alyssa Mercant, ugliest woman ever, like genuinely one of the, like up there with Laura Loomer in terms of like genuinely unfortunate looking biological women sued, is still suing Smash JT for stochastic terrorism in New York.

0:52:58
Unknown_23: Threatened a bunch of people, threatened us even. Odd story, the lawyer that sent a threat on her behalf to the Kiwi Farms has pneumonia, and apparently her law firm is doing so well that she launched a GoFundMe to cover her hospital bills for pneumonia. I've never heard of a lawyer from New York having to do a GoFundMe to cover medical bills, but I guess sending bogus cease and desist to websites is not paying the bills.

0:53:40
Unknown_23: Jess Zong, late entry, late entry. Famous mostly for one tweet. This is definitely a recency bias pic, where she's just like, haha, I want attractive husband, 7'7".

Unknown_23: One part kind of delusional, one part obvious fucking joke, but then her reaction of threatening to sue everyone for making fun of her put her on the list. She got a lot of hate really fast. Naked and Laughing was the King Cobra JFS stalker who we thought might have actually sent poison to him at some point, but the autopsy revealed that that was not the case.

0:54:29
Unknown_23: And generally just a horrific woman that accelerated the decline of King Cobra, and we all hate her.

Unknown_23: Vivzie Pop. I actually don't know this drama. She was involved in the creation of Has Been Hotel, which became like a meme. If I remember correctly, it's like the clown girl with the classy. And that became really popular. And apparently there's rape in it. Dubious consent. That's basically it's rape, but they liked it and didn't say no hard enough. So you don't really know what's going on.

Unknown_23: And apparently she scammed a bunch of people. Okay. And she's fat.

0:55:06
Unknown_23: Les Bola led a harassment campaign against the... Oh, God. I actually know her because I talked about her on stream. She's like a mentally ill lesbian in New York City. And she wages like a one-les jihad against the gay bars that keep kicking her out.

Unknown_23: to the point where she's been arrested multiple times for harassment and contempt.

Unknown_23: She managed to get out of mandatory psychiatric evaluation and her harassment charges were dropped. But in September, she began threatening witnesses in the civil cases she's facing and also threatened civil suits. So that's a great way to go to jail. The justice system really doesn't like it when you try to intimidate witnesses. That's one of the few things that you can really disrespect the court still by doing and get in trouble for.

0:55:39
Unknown_23: And finally, last but not least, is Pizza Cake. Even I know Pizza Cake. Pizza Cake is a feminist artist. She does comics. She's part of the Blue Sky crowd. Her comics are notoriously bad, and they often end up as a punchline on Reddit anti-shitty art sites. However, for whatever reason, she's like a matriarchal polycule. She's like one of those dumpy women that have a bunch of beta orbiters for some reason as a sexual polycule situation. And she started doing not only fans, but some kind of artistic nudity. And apparently draws herself... And then draws herself having sex with her own cartoon character. Takes a picture of herself and then draws her scissoring timbers with a drawing version of herself.

0:56:20
Unknown_23: She's up to some fun stuff, I guess.

Unknown_23: Best Gen Xer, Jim Stewartson. This I did not know, but he accused Kash Patel of being a Russian asset. So while Kash Patel has utterly failed to do anything meaningful throughout the Trump administration, he has actually scored one win. He sued Jim Stewartson for defamation, and Jim Stewartson lost the case and now owes Kash Patel and his foundation $250,000 each. Despite this, he is refusing to pay. So he is... He's in that vein of, like, Patrick Tomlinson, boomer, Democrat diehard.

0:57:02
Unknown_23: Stuttering John. This guy's, like, actually famous. Late night TV stuttering John Menendez turned his streaming into being a locale. He filed a lawsuit against the two podcasters who claimed they were using his likeness for profit without his consent. When a man connected to the defendants started a GoFundMe to cover his legal fees, Menendez harassed him to the point he changed his phone number, claiming that money belonged to him. This isn't the guy that I've played clips of where he's being beaten and tortured and anally prodded by two assholes that use him for content. That's not the same guy, right?

0:57:45
Unknown_23: Who am I thinking of?

Unknown_23: Perry, that's it.

Unknown_23: No, okay, a different guy. Sorry, those kind of blur together in my head. I apologize.

Unknown_23: What do you mean why? Just... He's going to sue you now? Oh, no. Okay. Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, ran out of things to spend money on and decided what he really craved was heart-to-heart moments in large crowds. His Doge initiative led to friction with the new government, and the Romans he threw stopped getting returned. After calling Trump a pedophile on X, his political moves chilled until near the end of the year. And since then, like, this month, I've seen him constantly, like, actively calling for judicial immunity to be suspended, for judges to be tried for treason, to hang Tim Waltz. Like, he's really angry at the... I mean, I can't blame him. The guy pays, like, a billion dollars a year in taxes and then finds out it's going straight to some molly fraud organization. I'd be pissed, too. I'd be calling for some fucking heads. I can't blame him.

0:59:07
Unknown_23: And now with the Epstein files, a lot of people are saying he's vindicated, so... The question is, does throwing a Roman in a crowd, does a heart, I hate to interrupt you, but it's a heart to heart. I completely fucked that up. I had to wait until your friends were distracted for a heart to heart.

Unknown_23: Bam McGarrah, former Jackass star. Brandon Bam McGarrah's life has been going downhill for a long time. He profiled in HBO's Curious Case documentary series in January detailing his issues of addiction, family alienation, and potential lack of capacity. He also enjoys ranting at his detractors on Instagram Live and uploaded a video of himself puking in public in October. Well, that just sounds like any washed-up celebrity. I'm not particularly swayed by that. I guess if you were a big fan of Jackass, that would make... that would tug at your heartstrings a little bit more, but... that's just most men in their 50s these days boogie 290 oh god can we just look i'm gonna put boogie over here i'm gonna just actually just do this okay

0:59:46
Unknown_23: I'm voting twice on this scam. I'm just going to throw these random order. And we're just going to leave Boogie over here where he fucking belongs. Because fuck Boogie. This guy. I can't wait for Keemstar to finally give the fuck up on this fat retard. Because he's the only thing keeping him afloat. And Keemstar is actually starting to piss me off with this dumb shit now.

1:00:18
Unknown_23: Kanye West. I don't think I have to give him any intro. Everyone knows who Kanye West is. I did not know that he actually covered Hail Hitler with Hallelujah instead. Apologizing, he was done with anti... I did not hear that part. I didn't hear the Hallelujah cover, but I did hear the original. A strong early entry into the year, but I guess they put him on Thorazine. Someone got him.

1:00:55
Unknown_23: Patrick Sean Tomlinson. No, soccer child, you are the low cow. This is why your life is already over. Patrick Sean Tomlinson is a litigious slap fighter extraordinaire who has had another memorable year, replying to nearly every hater on Twitter with sneering condescension and or legal threats. He's even made even more outlandish claims, such as Elon's dog being responsible for mass murder.

Unknown_23: One thing that was not mentioned in this description that I would have added is Patrick has now just taken up a habit of threatening to kill people. He just straight up says, look, you're going to take this gun and put it to your temple and blow your brains out. I just visceral like physically violent threats now. So I think he's losing his fucking mind.

1:01:29
Unknown_23: And then Roy Philippos. Obese wannabe rapper Roy Philippos is thought was largely inactive, but he'd asked for a second look to bring it back to life. In December 2025, he filed a copyright claims board lawsuit against Locale LLC. The suit has since been dismissed due to Philippos' failure to correctly serve it. Sorry, sir. No, it's not for you. That's true. He did what he did. This is true. This is a true story. Um, Roy, I mentioned in one of my last streams that Roy had filed a copyright claim suit and we were debating if we wanted to play in kangaroo court or not. Um, we don't have to make that decision because Roy actually filed like eight different lawsuits. And then when it came time to serve us, which he never did, uh, seven of those were already dismissed due to inaction. And then when he did serve us, he served us one of the dismissed lawsuits. And so the copyright claims board looked at his dismissal or the serving, saw that it was erroneous and dismissed it themselves. So the eighth one is now also gone. So he just keeps fucking up, as you would expect from a level two super genius from a nation of stellar minds that deserve to live among us yet.

1:02:40
Unknown_23: Okay, this is most sexually deviant. We've got... Oh, that's pretty deviant, chat. Okay, this is Fallen Chungus. I will sum up... This is way too much fucking text. I think I let, um... Admiral, right? It's way too much. Okay. Nobody, this guy, here's, here's Fallen Chungus. You ready? He's like a teenager. He made the memes with the guy on the skateboard and the coolest thing ever. And he's really into farts. Okay. That's all you need to know. The dude likes a nice little brap. Okay. There you go.

1:03:18
Unknown_23: Puppy Chan. Autumn Neville is a furry artist whose work has gone. Everybody knows these people are all furries. It's very strange. Okay. whose work has grown more deviant this year, venturing into gender-bending and diaper-fur territory. She's also started putting out, referring to herself using he-him pronouns. In December, she baited repeatedly on Tumblr, insinuating that Kiwi Farms and others that mock her are trying to get her to engage in self-injurious behavior. Well, we would never want that, Peppy Chan. But, you know, diaper-fur shit is really fucking weird, and you probably need a therapist. Iron Shark.

1:03:53
Unknown_23: Elijah Miller is an autistic, bisexual, cross-dressing, wannabe neo-Nazi. I'll say it ain't so. In a Twitter space, he admitted to having consumed CSAM. That's pretty fucking deviant. Miller was raided by the FBI in April because he posted pictures of weapons emblazoned with iconography, similar to those a prior mass shooter. Oh, he posted like a black gun with scribbles on it. Okay. Along with expressions of support for them, Miller was also arrested in June for illegally carrying firearms. He may have a connection to 764. Look, I'm not like a huge fan of red flag laws because they're often bullshit. But this is clearly an example where we can just look at somebody and make the judgment call that you suck. Nobody likes you. You're a danger to yourself and others. We don't need to do a whole fucking trial here. We're just going to take these guns before you hurt somebody because you're a fucking loser.

1:05:08
Unknown_23: Sorry, that's my libshit take. That's my libshit take.

Unknown_23: Synthetic Man. Now, I was told that this guy looks exactly like me, which I disagree with. I don't know why everyone says those. Everyone says, like, you're going to rig the vote for Synthetic Man by using a picture. I don't know. Of using a picture of your face photoshopped on him. Okay. I don't think that's true. When he isn't streaming video games, which he is terrible at, Cody Zach... Kobe. Is his name Kobe? Kobe Bryant? Kobe Zachary Naughton is gooning to Trani Hentai. I combined Trani and Hentai to make Trani, which is a lot of it. His love of the genre bleeds into his gaming streams, which he regales his audience about the glory of animated girl dick.

1:05:46
Unknown_23: I did not write this one. I would have ruined something else.

Unknown_23: Tobias the Keef is a British Roblox streamer femboy who, while claiming to oppose pedophiles, ran a not-safe-for-work Discord server full of minors and groomed a person he believed was 16. He routinely gets into slap fights on Twitter involving pedophilia callouts and is facing massive pushback after his own behavior was recently called out.

1:06:27
Unknown_23: I vaguely remember this. I think it was something Ruben talked about. I don't know who this person is. Sapphire Claw. When she isn't having astral plane sex with the ghosts of serial killers Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez, Pooner Stephanie Cianfriglia spends her time defending pedophiles on Blue Sky and Mastodon and posting pictures of her hairy flapjack tits. In October, she wrote more of a horrifying spot about Jeffrey Dahmer raping men.

Unknown_23: Yeah, that's my vote, I think.

Unknown_23: I guess Blueful and Synthetic will go under this. Okay, that's my... Actually, I shouldn't tell you how to vote. I'm upsetting democracy here. I'm breaking the rules.

1:07:01
Unknown_23: CrusaderCat. This is the guy who raped a cat. That's all I know about him. That's a fucking accomplishment. Oh, this is going to upset people. Okay.

1:07:36
Unknown_23: Let me take a sip for talking about people's Oshis chat. I have to handle this with the respect it deserves.

Unknown_32: Okay.

Unknown_23: VTuber of the year. Now... People were very curious about if this was supposed to be like their favorites or their least favorite or if it's like a low-cal thing.

Unknown_23: My official instructions for this is vote however you please. Whichever way pleases you the most, go for it. I'm not going to say how it's supposed to go. You just figure it out by yourself, okay?

1:08:10
Unknown_23: So first up, Kiki Pion Pion. Now, I would not include the Yomi. I don't know what the fuck that means. Kiki is always Kiki Pion Pion. That's how you say her name, Kiki Pion Pion. Also, Nicola is an autistic Australian woman with a list of kinks a mile long, including sick fetishes such as diapers and non-consensual situations. She's admitted her sexual attraction to children and made a widely mocked fetish tier list Before making it big, she was the... This is the part that I wrote. Before making it big, she was the Gator Gamer's Oshie who carried her around on a tablet at a VTuber conventions like a servant. Aw. And then I even added the little heart because it's just so sweet. Such dedication. Such love for his maiden. Such loyalty to his Oshie.

1:08:44
Unknown_23: Um... Next, Pippa Pipkins is a VTuber who streams herself playing video games, often using child-sounding voices.

Unknown_23: By the way, the VTuber people have roundly informed me that she has stopped doing the baby voice, which, from what I have seen, is accurate. I, listen, in my contributions to society, I have bullied this woman to stop making squealing sounds as much as she did before. So I'm going to chalk it as a fucking Josh dub. Okay, Josh dub yet again.

1:09:26
Unknown_23: Child-sounding voices while she streams Gunnar Fapp drawings between gaming sessions. She has dated a furry and knows how to exploit her perverted audience for money, exaggerating her circumstances to garner sympathy. Shondo. Ellie Marcus is a British VTuber whose online antics raise a lot of red flags. Despite claiming to not promote sexual content on her streams, she's called members of her audience daddy and talked in a little girl voice about drawing her underage-looking character naked. She once did a stream where the goal was to get pregnant as many times as possible. Not mentioning that her mother killed herself for being, well, cause she's crazy. And then I, and then everyone got mad at me. Everyone got mad at me for not, not making fun of her dead mother and said that I made fun of her dead mother, even though I would have done it. Like that still pisses me off. Those fucking people lying about me, lying about, lying about someone you really don't have to lie about to get angry at. Okay.

1:10:02
Unknown_23: Uh, Nux Taku, I don't know anything about this guy, but apparently he's like a big celebrity. Is a, this guy is right wing. This is supposed to be, this is, this is my right wing VTuber. Okay. Uh, known as Nux Taku is a right wing culture warrior VTuber who threatened lawfare against locale of the year nominee Hassan Piker after Hassan insinuated Nux Taku was a pedophile, which Hassan countered by saying Nux Taku wouldn't want to go through discovery. No lawsuit between the five wolves ever fought. Well, I mean, that's fucking true.

1:10:37
Unknown_23: Um, though, I don't know.

Unknown_23: There could be a way to do that, but it would be really risky. And Hasan has infinite money, so you're not going to beat him that way. Anna Valens, known as Philip Wythe, true name Anna Valens. This is the breeding barn guy. Tried his hand at VTubing and leveraged his connections as a journalist to quickly reach Twitch affiliate status. On Blue Sky, he openly defended art depicting incest, age play, and ambiguous consent. and publicly crashed out over the site banning artistic depictions of non-consensual sex. That's true. There's a weird complex here where Anna Valens is perhaps the most based VTuber, despite being a sexually degenerate breeding barn trannate, because he's the only one who's... Actually, there's a second person who's taking up the crusade against MasterCard Visa Card.

1:11:45
Unknown_23: There was actually a retard VTweeter who was angry at me on Twitter. He had me blocked, so I couldn't reply to him. But he was saying, MasterCard, VisaCard aren't the problem. Steam keeps banning our base hentai rape games. And someone even tried to say, no, it's not true. Talk to Josh. He was like, no.

Unknown_17: I would rather die.

Unknown_23: It's funny. Nachi Sumiku, the new Nazi VTuber. Now, this is one of the best clips of the entire year that also didn't make it to local media. It was the one of him turning off his catfish filter on his voice. It's really remarkable how advanced catfishing technology has come.

1:12:21
Unknown_23: He was unmasked this year as being a Jewish man. He isn't flinging around the hard R. Schultz is making AI music about Nick Fuentes, whom he claims isn't sufficiently white. Schultz was pardoned by Donald J. Trump in January for his involvement in January 6th. A tactical Templar I've not heard of, but despite claiming to be a trad Christian crusader, Christopher Gabriel's sexual ethics are quite unholy. He argues that the age of consent is weird and sets men up into legal trouble. That's such a... People have got to get over the fucking age of consent.

1:12:54
Unknown_23: In White Nights for Other Men, Facing Allegations of Pedophilia, he's another fan of Lolicon, which is not safe work anime. I know what the fuck Lolicon is, writer of this description. Okay. We got Kirsha... Grisha is a fat political commentator VTuber who reads Twitter news on her show Fox 2 News and play on Fox News. Her notoriety... Actually, it's a Japanese word. Her notoriety online exploded this year after locking horns with fellow VTuber Anna Valens. She's a former fan of artist Shadman, who debated the merits of Lolicon being an artistic expression with Pippa Pickens at length. Her model comes in two flavors, PS2 and flat chested. And finally, finally, the burnt peanut. Burnt denied being a VTuber, but didn't have any issue taking VTuber of the Year trophy at the 2025 Stream Awards. So, as I said, you're free to vote these in any way you please, in any order that you please, for any reason you please. I won't judge you. I won't judge your voting. Okay.

1:13:30
Unknown_23: A lot of the VTuber people took the burnt peanut. You don't remember the burnt peanut. He pissed off all the VTubers at the stream awards because he won the VTuber trophy despite claiming he wasn't a VTuber. So now it's a meme. I feel like I have to. I feel like I have to keep the peanut in.

1:14:06
Unknown_23: Now, this is a very competitive category, the In Memoriam category.

Unknown_23: KingCobraJFS, Josh Saunders is one of the most iconic figures in this forum's history. Kobus has always been appreciated as being one of the few weird goofs whose dark side was only being a gothic bad boy. He will be deeply missed. There are some other people who died, but unfortunately they did not qualify the very strict requirements for the In Memoriam category this year. So it will just be King Cobra JFS as your candidate for In Memoriam.

1:14:46
Unknown_23: Then this is one of the best, honestly, best supporting actor. One of the best categories for the entire thing. It's extremely competitive. All these people are very fascinating.

Unknown_23: And I don't know. It's just a good mix. It's a good mix of people, okay? So best supporting actor, Rat Dad, the pot-bellied king of the boss mansion, is a complex character. On one hand, we sympathize that he is routinely woken up at 4 a.m. by the screams of, damn that pussy nice. On the other hand, are our children not the product of their parents?

1:15:21
Unknown_23: In that vein, Clint Saunders, Clint is King Cobra J-Fest's father, and despite Cobra's eccentricities, has been Josh's closest friend his entire life. Clint was unapologetically supportive of Cobra as a father of a child with autism. This is one of the best descriptions I wrote as well. Derek Christmas. Christmas usually comes once a year, but for Bossman Jack, he shows up a few times a week. The most dedicated hustler in Virginia with unbeatable customer service, day or night, up or down, parole or not, Mr. Christmas has got your gram. That's probably the most salesman-y ass line I've ever read. I've really tipped the scales here by giving Derek such a banger of an introduction, but there you go. Frogan says,

1:16:01
Unknown_23: Somehow, not the only fat white Muslim who wears a black hijab on the Kiwi Farms, nor is she the only fat woman being sued by H3 for copyright infringement. The only unique thing about Frogrin is that she has received two Twitch Award Rising Star nominations. Casey Tran dove face-first into Hassan's bedsheets and despite literally ruminating on his odors, received no support when H3 dropped a lawsuit on her for copyright infringement. She ended her year reading an H3 settlement agreement like an ISIS hostage.

1:16:37
Unknown_23: Billy Mitchell. Now, I hinted Billy would be on this roster chat. Once held in near universal contempt for his role in the movie The King of Kong, Billy has built a cult following by humiliating Carl Jobs in court. After Carl Fosley accused him of driving someone to suicide, Mitchell struck back and forged an empire through hot sauce and blood. Metaphorically speaking, don't sue us. Akimi Kure. This is one of the V-Tards as well. There's like three different V-Tards on this list. Akimi Kure, the mastermind who founded the V-Tards in mid-2025, a base V-Tubing agency for Pol-Tard and Groyper audiences. The crown jewel of her empire was Nachisu Miku, who ended up being a Jewish tranny, real name Kenneth Schultz.

1:17:13
Unknown_23: Even base waifu agencies can't escape the Troon-Groomer-Wolkow pipeline. And then finally, Brother Chu. Dr. Slidewell Jr. was the bisexual hustler of the Sidwell family. Between him, his mother, his father, and his sister, he was the only one to routinely hold down a job. This, of course, meant he would be the first of the four to tragically lose his life to Fiat shoe-spilling opportunity, milk the carjacking gone wrong for everything it was worth. No relation to Sonichu.

Unknown_23: And as I said, this is a great category. This one came out really well. And it's just, I don't know why. I don't know why this one speaks to me so well. Cause it has like very, very iconic people who aren't too complicated. So you get like a nice, a nice cross section of interesting characters.

1:17:50
Unknown_23: Um, the OPSEC fail word. Now I was told that I have to call this the Alan Michael White award. So this is the only category besides the locale of the year that has a subtitle. Um, for those who didn't read the registration page before joining the Kiwi farms, uh, that one's actually the most interesting one. One of them at least. So red lenses, two and one, two, uh, I'll briefly summarize. He's been active on the Kiwi farms for like 10 years. He had like eight different accounts and there was some suspicion that he was using his multiple accounts to give himself up votes. but he had very cleverly segregated all his account activity in different threads. So usually when someone's a SOC account, they're very active in the same threads and they have this kind of overlapping behavior that's really obvious when they're using VPNs or Tor or whatever. However, over the 10 years that he's been posting, Red Lenses, who actually had an Encyclopedia Dramatica article to give you an idea of how long he's been around, outed himself because every single one of his sock accounts was active in something called Uchu. And he was the only person active in the thread. And all of his accounts would post in it. So that was like the linchpin holding the menagerie of different sock accounts together. I don't even know what the fuck a Uchu is. But he's been A-logging them for like a decade at this point. um and then kiss alice donald schultz is or tarlock on the kiwi farms is another vtuber that uses a voice changer to be a woman and defends lollicon uh you're actually the pedophile if you don't like lollicon um and he has some kind of weird autistic overlap with danbur studios which if you remember was like a pony who was like angry at the kiwi farms like a year ago uh so this is very very niche This guy I had never heard of, but he had a forum account as well.

1:19:56
Unknown_23: Obviously, they all did. Jack claims that his name is Jack Spears because he has mentally married Britney Spears. As her number one superfan, he likes to engage in lively debate on philosophical topics, such as if it is gay to have gay sex when Mercury is in retrograde. We have not figured that one out yet.

Unknown_23: Then the anonymous Hatchet says, A barely literate furry retard who attempts to be a jack of all trades but fails in all of them. A student of General Talbot's PA request boot camp would make a PA request against a furry with a chat GPT Google Doc. Exhausting and Raymond getting phone booked and his own dedicated thread in the span of five hours.

1:20:28
Unknown_23: Raymond serves a example against personal army request.

Unknown_23: I'll skip him. I'll come back to him. Uh, okay. This guy sucks. This guy has like his own thread and he sucks. I don't, he joined as like a pony called lunar eclipse paradox. Um, he sucks. That's all I gotta say. This guy sucks. Everyone, everyone fascinated by him sucks. Fuck this guy. And this is like, this guy, it was obviously, I think Admiral wrote all these, uh, he wrote these huge descriptions trying to explain why these people don't suck. This guy also fucking sucks. Claudio, uh, He has a tracheal tube. You can see it in his throat. He sucks.

1:21:12
Unknown_23: He's like one of the synthetic band fans and then accidentally docks himself by being a retard. He sucked. And then Lurking Lemur. I wrote the description for him because it's very funny. Lurking... And then finally, Unreal Skybox. David Hoffman has many, many names, but to the Kiwi Farms, 4Gen, and Soy Jack Party, he's mostly known as that gay pedophile who keeps spamming child pornography on our site. How he's remained out of prison is a mystery known only to the most bioluminescent of the federal government. So Unreal... there's been a situation development with him. He's still spamming 4chan, Soyjack Party, and the Kiwi Farms when I opened registration, but he's no longer spamming child pornography. And my theory is that he's either... I thought it was just the Kiwi Farms after the NCMEC integration. He didn't want to keep getting reported to NCMEC until he did something about them. But since he's spamming Soyjack and 4chan with nonsense now, my theory is that the heat got so hot he might have either... just paused it overall to reduce the heat on him. Or he's like deleted his child pornography hard drives so that if he gets scooped up, they won't be able to find them, find it on his computer. I'm not sure what's going on with that, but he's, uh, he's stopped doing it. Uh, he's still spamming, which I can deal with, but, uh, the child pornography has stopped. So the, uh, the pushback, the calling law enforcement, the, the, um, the, the efforts to find out, to hold them accountable. It's a, it's, It's stopping, though I would love to see him in jail forever, obviously, or hanged, obviously.

1:23:04
Unknown_23: The pushback has at least stopped him from propagating child pornography like he would like to.

Unknown_23: And, finally, the best category of the entire awards. I'm not even joking. This one, the best media of the year is... It is a smorgasbord of content. I think no matter who you are watching these videos, I think every single one of them will make people laugh. They're great. 2025 really had a lot of jimmies, as it were. And so it's a hard choice. It's a really hard choice. Let me check how many votes this section has because it's pretty competitive.

1:23:38
Unknown_23: Then I'll go over them all. I just want to see how many votes are in for it.

Unknown_23: Almost 2,000. So the main category has 2,300, and then it's dropped off just a little bit towards the end. So that's how good the voter retention is. It's very competitive. It's very competitive.

Unknown_23: There are many of these that have several hundred votes each for first pick. So, just no particular order, as I said, they're random. The Will Stancil Show, famed pistachio thrower Emily Ucas combined her autistic talents with AI to generate a pilot episode about Will Stancil after he went to the news to talk about being raped by Grok. It do be like that, Mr. Stancil, published on X. I guess I'll play a couple seconds of each of them, because I can't play the full thing, but...

1:24:11
Unknown_20: This, of course, ruined Will Stancil's life, and he's lost his fucking mind.

1:24:52
Unknown_23: Next, again, arbitrary order. Kaya plays Hasan shots his dog on livestream. Stream to Twitch.

Unknown_04: I hate this fucking country so much.

Unknown_04: You can be on a fucking mountain in the middle of Norway and get better internet than Los Angeles, California.

Unknown_04: And this is just like, a moment of anger this is a moment of fucking anger for like something that is just so routine so silly such a first world problem but it is emblematic of all of america's much more consequential violence okay it's the same reason as to why america kaya please just fucking go just stop

1:25:48
Unknown_04: Jesus Christ, what are you doing? You're being such a baby. It's just... You're making her stressed. She just literally is so incredibly spoiled from my mom.

Unknown_23: My mom not shocking him.

Unknown_23: Okay, next. The Vampire Stix Arrested. The worst vampire you've ever heard of. Published, and this one's weird, published directly to the Kiwi Farms. This was Stix's girlfriend posted this video herself to the Kiwi Farms, so we get the credit of being where it's published.

1:26:21
Unknown_29: I just had a case dismissed for violation of rules.

Unknown_21: And who did I assault? I'm sorry?

Unknown_07: You just dismissed his case yesterday. They just dismissed my case.

Unknown_21: I was in court yesterday.

Unknown_07: They dismissed my case.

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_13: And Samantha Keister is the complainant.

1:26:55
Unknown_06: Keister? Yes, please do record this. Never picked up that her name is Keister. Oh, that's the cringe part. You have to hear that. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Unknown_23: Makes my skin crawl.

Unknown_06: No.

Unknown_06: That part at the end where he reads the charges was our first glimpse into what went wrong.

1:27:37
Unknown_23: Very iconic. He dressed the part, at least. Next, ADF versus Katie Davis Court. Katie Davis Court was a journalist from the Post Millennial who was an anti... The PM did really good work actually doing actual journalism, actually tracking shrooms and the crimes that they were committing. And Katie tracked ADF's litigation for assaulting Andy Ngo. in I think Portland or Washington in Seattle. Uh, so when 80 ADF saw Katie, um, uh, filming him, uh, he confronted her and this is that confrontation.

1:28:17
Unknown_16: Hey, I want to ask you if you apologize for assaulting.

Unknown_25: Is it true that you assaulted your frail mother?

Unknown_30: Fuck Israel!

Unknown_30: Fuck Israel!

Unknown_25: Did you assault your frail mother? Fuck Israel!

Unknown_30: Fuck Israel!

Unknown_25: Anything else you want to add?

Unknown_30: Fuck Israel!

Unknown_30: Fuck Israel!

Unknown_30: Israel's a bitch ass country funded by your fucking taxpayer dollars!

1:28:55
Unknown_30: Anything else you want to add? Why did you- Fuck off you Zionist!

Unknown_23: It's a she. I believe that ADF is wearing women's clothes that's popular in the Middle East because she is Muslim. Fuck off, you Zionist!

Unknown_30: Fuck off, you Zionist!

Unknown_23: Those are tattoos in case you're wondering.

Unknown_30: Fuck off, you Zionist! Fuck off, you Zionist!

Unknown_25: I'm not a Zionist. I'm a reporter. I just want to ask you. Fuck you!

Unknown_30: You are a propagandist for ending now! A fucking Nazi!

Unknown_30: A Zionist Nazi! And isn't...

1:29:26
Unknown_23: I like how you have like a mounted division back there. This other like fat retard training has like a shitty little emotional support chihuahua and then also has like a camera going. It's like a howitzer being rolled around the street pointed at her.

Unknown_30: A Zionist Nazi! An Israel bootlicking Nazi!

Unknown_23: How do you feel about not being sentenced to jail?

Unknown_30: Go kill yourself!

Unknown_23: Okay. That is ADF. ADF has a very, very long history. ADF's history is longer than the Kiwi Farms. He's settled down quite a bit, but he's always been big into the Muslim LARP. He's been big into the socialist LARP.

1:29:59
Unknown_23: He got big into the gender LARP. He was on those trends as soon as they became popular. He's always been super pro-Palestine. He's like a prototype of modern day socialist politics, taken to a mimetic extreme, in case you're interested in that. I've never covered him extensively on the forum. But that stuff's all there. His thread's really slow because he tries to hide these days. But he's got a very long history. And I think the people that post that would probably enjoy New Blood. That sounds funny to you.

1:30:33
Unknown_23: Now, I don't have the video to play for this. But the next one is Content Cop H3. Idubbb throws his Hail Mary at H3, his only friend. Published on YouTube.

Unknown_23: Instead of playing the full thing, I'll just play this lovely animated web M or web P that I have. This is from the intro segment that was actually a part of the iDubbbz and Aniza nominee for locale of the year. So he did see a little bit of that. But in that, he literally deep throats the spit lick off of Hassan's Shure microphone in person. When he had the opportunity to be there in his office, he literally just sucked on it like a cock. Sucked the spit right out of the foam.

1:31:05
Unknown_23: Very fascinating video.

Unknown_23: um, very memorable and the most important media contributions of 2025 from items there.

Unknown_23: Next, uh, is Heil Hitler performed by ye with the hooligans published on X. Should I play this? I'm on YouTube. Am I allowed to play this? I'll play the, I'll play the intro part. That's probably not, not so bad. Okay.

1:31:42
Unknown_23: We'll go to the good part, Chad.

1:32:16
Unknown_22: Yes, I am a cuck. I like when people fuck on my bitch.

Unknown_23: That's just from the heart right there. People give David Blunt all the credit for the production of this song, but quite frankly, nobody could have come up with those lyrics except Kanye West. Really, really amazing. I still listen to this song unironically every so often. Kanye West is a very talented music producer. He wouldn't have made Graduation, of course, if he was not. And it's very strange listening to his music and hearing the most bizarre, preposterous lyrics ever. um just so professionally composed chat uh late late entry into this i haven't even had an opportunity to talk about this on that internet before but this is clavicular assault clavicular hits an african-american gentleman with his car in florida stream to kick let's take a check look at that

1:32:50
Unknown_26: i hate to spoil my hot take on this for next stream but like you jump on my fucking car i'm running you over

1:33:43
Unknown_23: You jump on my car. You're getting run the fuck over. And if you're lucky, I'm not driving a Tesla truck, which weighs 6,000 pounds. Because if you do get ran over, your body is being bisected by my tire when I do so. So I don't even know what happened to that guy. He might be dead. Nobody's told me if he's dead or not. Um, as much as I don't like clavicle or, uh, don't come to Florida and fuck with people. You will be smushed. You will be, you will be stomped. You will be met with violent force by, uh, my favorite groiper name, uh, smushed jeets into goop with elephants groiper. He will meet you head first in, in the streets of the mean streets of Miami Dade. Okay.

1:34:20
Unknown_23: Uh, this is Brad tastes in domestics. This is not a very funny video. Uh, Brad tastes ex-girlfriend Tina released an audio recording of him slapping her. This effectively ruined his career on YouTube published on discord.

Unknown_15: You are one of my abusers. So I can damn fucking write you back to you. I can kick you the fuck out of here for what the fuck you've done to me. You've destroyed me.

Unknown_20: Stop lying to me for once.

Unknown_15: Look at me in the eyes and stop lying to me. Stop being such a wimp. Look at me and accept what you have done to me.

1:34:56
Unknown_16: Do you see what I've become?

Unknown_16: You've killed me. You promised me everything. You lied to me.

Unknown_16: Tell me!

Unknown_16: Tell me!

1:35:28
Unknown_16: Tell me what the fuck you just said!

Unknown_16: Tell me!

Unknown_16: Get out of my house! Get out of my fucking house!

Unknown_20: I promise you. Don't do it, don't do it.

Unknown_15: Don't. Don't, you're... You're... I'm... You're... Don't. Don't.

Unknown_23: Okay, I'll cut it there. You get the idea. That did completely fuck up his life, okay?

Unknown_23: This one, nice short clip. I titled this one, My Heart Goes Out to You. Elon Musk strikes an interesting gesture during a public speech, published on Next.

1:36:02
Unknown_23: And I just want to say thank you for making it happen. Thank you. Thank you.

Unknown_23: It cuts out the part where he turns around and does it again to the other side.

Unknown_23: I forgot to pre-screen this one before showing it on live, so I will double-check. I don't think there's anything bad in it, but I'll double-check that one before I read it.

Unknown_23: Raped by Grok. This is the counterpart to the Emily Ucas one. People have very different feelings about each of these, so I decided to make them separate. Will Stancil sits down with the news to discuss a chatbot providing information on how to rape him, published by NBC News.

1:36:40
Unknown_00: How a Minneapolis man is threatening legal action after an online chat bot posted disturbing details involving him in a now deleted post on X Grok. The app's artificial intelligence chat bot gave users a detailed plan on how to break into Will Stancil's home and sexually assault him. Joe McCoy spoke with Stancil tonight, Joe.

Unknown_12: Well, Julie, this story highlights the disturbing nature of AI when it's not used for good. X's AI chatbot Grok seemingly showing very little restraint, putting Stancil in an uncomfortable and potentially dangerous situation.

1:37:25
Unknown_27: I have saved some of the screenshots because they were being deleted.

Unknown_12: When Will Stancil woke up on Tuesday, he never expected the online firestorm that came his way on X. One thing they like to do is they like to Photoshop me into pictures of Hitler. Stancil, an outspoken liberal on X, has more than 100,000 followers on the platform and says he's constantly receiving hate messages from far-right users. It's really hard to ignore thousands of people threatening you. But what happened in this situation was different. The human users attacking him were being aided by X's own AI chat robot called Grok.

1:38:00
Unknown_27: In the past, when they've done this, the chatbot has said, no, I won't do it.

Unknown_27: Yesterday, because of the changes that Elon Musk made, it suddenly started For weeks, X's owner Elon Musk had said he was going to rebuild Grok because he was unsatisfied with some of its answers.

Unknown_12: On Tuesday, the chatbot began sharing anti-Semitic tropes and praised Adolf Hitler as quote, history's prime example of spotting patterns in anti-white hate and acting decisively on them. Grok was also now answering hundreds of questions about Stancil with seemingly very few guardrails. And it really culminated, I think, in one where someone asked how to break into my apartment and rape me.

1:38:36
Unknown_27: And Grok produced a extensive plan for doing that. In fact, going as far as to say, based on my social media history, when I was likely to be asleep and giving them advice on how to dispose of my body.

Unknown_07: This, in fact, is

Unknown_23: very very nice okay and the last one i do have to cut this off after 10 seconds but uh the song the song i remember okay oh look there's a kiki pyon pyon a straight kiki pyon pyon chat okay i have to cut it off there

1:39:28
Unknown_23: It's nothing but a list of docs, like email addresses and IP addresses after that. So that, honestly, one of my favorite events. I appreciate how old school internet it was. Image board hack, gray hat, meme music that was pretty catchy. Lots of good fun there on the internet.

Unknown_23: It was a big hype moment of the year for me. So I'm partial towards it.

Unknown_23: And that's it. That is the full nominations of every category on the Kiwi forums for low count of the year. This, by the way, should read the description. QA1. 4chan was hacked by the Soyjack Party in 2025, which marked the culmination of a feud between the 4chan staff and the Soyjack community that sprung into QA years ago. Published on Soyjack Party, song is This Japanese Shit by Cool and Create. Um, that's basically it. Uh, I can't remember the full history of it cause it's really retarded, but when Hiroyuki Nishimura took over 4chan, he wanted to have like a more direct line with the community and then very quickly gave up on that. One of the things that he did was make a board called QA, where you could talk to staff. And he made a post there saying that he was going to actually follow this board and take user feedback into consideration, and they never did. So the board served no purpose. And so it became...

1:40:35
Unknown_23: whatever the habitants of that board wanted it to be. And the habitants of QA wanted it to be about Soyjax.

Unknown_00: So they started making lots and lots of edits of the Soyjax.

Unknown_23: And then eventually they closed down the board because there was no use for it. And the mods really hated jannying up the QA board because it was just Soyjax spam. And that's spawned an entire community, which has now deviously impacted the modern pop culture of the internet. That spat was like an interesting culmination of this drama over multiple years.

1:41:14
Unknown_23: Okay. That is the nomination. I cannot spoil it. The votes will go on until I get bored of them. It might be three days. It might be a week. I am going to send out an email to people if I know they can vote. And that is that. So now...

Unknown_23: I can talk about my predictions from last year. Now, it has been tradition for at least a couple years now that every New Year's stream, I sit down and I make some predictions about locales, people in the podcast that I talk about a lot. And I also, after the first time, I revisit last year's predictions to try and determine how accurate my predictions were. So I have indeed done this again. I have a list of all my predictions from last year. And then I will go over those. And then I have some new ones as well.

1:41:55
Unknown_23: So first off, my prediction for last year was that I was going to lose weight and become a skinny queen. I did indeed. Between the months of February to October, I lose about two pounds a week every week, losing 70 pounds in total. I still want to lose about 30, 35 more. So I'll be doing that this year. And I predict I will finally lose weight and become a normal weight, as I like to say. and be a skinny queen forever chat uh last year i predicted non-specific optimism i said that it was going to be a good year i didn't know why i just felt it in my bones um i was pretty wrong i think a lot of stuff that i wanted to happen did not happen for instance i uh I said that Trump would fix everything. Trump has not fixed everything. In fact, I am still debanked from payment processors. However, I have found a bill pay system, which kind of works. And I actually started off that year getting banned from Stripe. So things were by on Gumroad. So. I have managed to reverse that. I did get banned from Kraken and then unbanned, so I guess things were not as bad as they could have been.

1:43:18
Unknown_23: But, yeah, it definitely was not the kind of optimism I was hoping for. I'm no longer...

1:43:51
Unknown_23: profoundly optimistic. I think that this year is going to be incredibly, it's going to be a fast year. There's going to be lots of shit that happens. Um, and it's going to be kind of spooky at times. I think, uh, the midterms are coming up. It's just gonna, it's just gonna be a fucking mess. So I just hope that I can keep my shit together. Um, I am non-specifically optimistic. I can keep my shit together for this year. Okay. That's it.

Unknown_23: I said, quote, Donald Trump would guarantee access to financial services and politicize financial censorship. And then I said that I would personally be designated as the executioner for every single risk officer of all payment processors in the United States. And I would be my solemn duty to execute them as part of due process. That did not happen.

1:44:33
Unknown_23: I predicted that I would open the UCIPS, which I did. Last year, I incorporated UCIPS.org, which is still not properly fleshed out. But I do use the name and logo to write form letters to politicians. I do that at least a couple times a month, I think.

Unknown_23: And I am still collecting addresses for newsletters and stuff. One thing that we did do is, as part of... our consumer advocacy is that we filed a friend-of-the-court filing with the Supreme Court and Sony D. Cox, which has just heard oral arguments in December and is going to come to a conclusion soon-ish, we think. They do it whenever they want to, but they probably will come to a conclusion on that case sooner rather than later. This is a really big landmark copyright case that Moon v. Greer was mentioned in twice by both parties and then dropped later on. And then we reappear as a friend of the court filing. So pretty exciting stuff. Happy to be meddling in the affairs of the Supreme Court. Not many 501c4s managed to file with the Supreme Court in the first year, but we're doing our part, chat. We're doing our part.

1:45:49
Unknown_23: So hopefully throughout 2026, USIPs will continue to grow. And eventually I'll be able to push out things that involve other people. I'm involved in a couple different 501c3s now as a donor. So I know how they communicate with their members. And I would love to send out letters with what's called tearaway cards or something. They basically are pieces of paper. that they fold up and then two of the three folds have information. And then the third is like postcards for your, your two senators and your Congressman. And you just rip those out and you put a postcard stamp on them and you sign and like put like a personalized statement on it.

1:46:25
Unknown_23: I would love to start doing that for you. Um, cool.

Unknown_23: Next, I did not make any predictions for Chantal worth mentioning. So for this year, I'm going to make a prediction for Chantal. As I hinted at with the Locale of the Year awards, she's back in Canada and she doesn't know what to do, which means she is ripe for some predicting chat. Okay.

1:47:05
Unknown_23: And it is like a proper toss up because clearly she was unhappy in Syria.

Unknown_23: But I think that her life is just so boring that unless she's doing stupid shit to subject herself to more misery, she's just too bored. So she would rather be in like miserable, shitty situations in foreign countries than she would be in Canada and be bored. And like Pete's is just so fucking boring. There's no way that they're going to stick together. So. I don't know. I don't feel like she's going to stay in Canada because there's no reason to even stay in Canada. It's just like a shithole.

1:47:42
Unknown_23: It's just a shithole. So why would you stay there? You might as well live in Syria and live more inexpensively. So I figure she'll probably fuck off somewhere. I think Salah is probably done with her and he's probably married somebody else by now. So there's a chance she might meet another foreign man and move away. She could go to Africa. I mean, she met Bibi, and he was from Senegal. So I don't know. Chantel, Botswana, 2026. Lock it in. That's my prediction for her.

1:48:15
Unknown_23: I also did not predict anything for Amberlynn Reid because she is fat and boring. However, this year she got demonetized from YouTube for eating disordered content. So now she's hurting for money. She says she's going to go try to find a real job. That's not fucking happening. I haven't talked about this on the podcast yet because it just happened. But let's see what Amberlynn's up to.

Unknown_24: Welcome to the fattest show in the LCU, with probably the most hated host. I'm the infamous Amberlynn Reid. I am adored by many, but hated by most. I have genuinely made it to where reaction-

1:48:50
Unknown_32: channels make millions of dollars sorry i muted myself ah 2026 prediction i will mute myself early and often okay here's my prediction for keemstar at some point i'm gonna have to file like a copyright or trademark dispute with him because i don't know why keemstar thinks that he owns the word locale and that it's not community property that has existed

1:49:36
Unknown_23: Since the early two thousands on encyclopedia dramatica as a, as like a general term and not his personal fucking property. But this, by the way, this is how I don't, I honestly don't know how Keemstar makes money when all of his ideas are this fucking shitty. Look at how fucking shitty this shit is. This low cow bus somehow has 11,000 subscribers as this fucking shit. And then you got Amberlynn Reed trying to host a podcast. This is the worst fucking idea I've ever heard of before. Keemstar fucking sucks, man.

Unknown_23: And I will always, always hold a blood vendetta against Keemstar because on the worst days of Drop Kiwi Farms where the internet was being torn apart... by violent trannies keemstar said nothing keemstar didn't say this is fucked up keemstar didn't cover it keemstar didn't put any light on the attention keemstar sat there and probably was giddy about it was like oh good once kiwi farms is gone i will be the low cow man and i will run the low cow unit fuck keemstar he's gonna get his he's gonna get what he fucking deserves

1:50:20
Unknown_23: so what do you mean so oh yeah the internet's being torn apart there's censorship keemstar is just gonna sit on his fucking money pile and laugh about it like no man even turkey tom even turkey tom

Unknown_23: drew attention to it. Keemstar did nothing. That's how much of a fucking coward he is. He's like Neil Mahan's personal bitch. It doesn't matter who owns YouTube. He's the personal fucking bitch of every nasty cunt that takes over YouTube. And the first thing that happens when they get in is Keemstar is there to lick their toes clean so he can keep his money.

1:51:19
Unknown_23: I hate Keemstar. I've grown to hate him over time. But like his, his thing where he's just like, yeah, I own the word low count now and I'm going to stick low count from 90,000 fucking things and, and ruin the value of the word, uh, has really inspired my hatred for him. So there you go. Can't, uh, Han Berlin as desperate for money is going to, uh, the base herself and make herself the female boogie to nine 88 of the low cow bus, which somehow she has subjected herself to. So that's, what's going on with that. Awesome. Uh, next. Oh, wait, I haven't made a prediction. Um,

1:51:51
Unknown_23: I don't know. I have a feeling that the local bus is going to fail because Amberlynn is boring. Oh, it's either going to fit. Okay. Here's a way to make this work. It's either going to fail or if it has any success at all, Amberlynn is going to do the exact same thing that boogie two nine eight eight did where she really plays up being a nasty cunt on it to get people's interest in it. And it's going to, it's going to be like every bit as fake and gay and low IQ as the main local live shit is with boogie and fucking wings. Um, uh, acting like retards in the most obviously like stupid way possible.

1:52:31
Unknown_23: So there you go. She's going to either, this shit's going to fail or she's going to be female boogie basically.

Unknown_23: All right, next. Um,

Unknown_23: Next. Uh, the Jim, okay. I predicted that Jim Sterling would sink either sink under, uh, 700,000 subscribers or, um, uh,

1:53:13
Unknown_23: he would make like a preemptive video. Cause I think he likes to debase himself. I was wrong. He did not do that. He did not go under 700,000 and he does not make a preemptive. I lost more subscribers video, even though he is still losing subscribers, but slowly, uh, because he actually just stopped doing videos for over a decade. Jim Sterling put out a video every Monday, uh, like clockwork. And on Mondays, he knew he'd be unavailable. He actually had a backlog of videos that he made so that he could put one up regardless of if it was new content or not. So in 2025, he stopped doing that. And he is hoping to become a voice actor slash video game writer instead.

1:53:48
Unknown_23: So I don't know what to predict for Jim. I haven't been following him that closely because his videos suck. They suck in a bad way. That's not funny to watch. He's not putting out content anymore. So people aren't even unsubscribing from him because they're not being reminded that he still exists to unsubscribe from him.

1:54:22
Unknown_23: And he's not doing anything interesting.

Unknown_23: So I don't know what to predict for Jim Sterling.

Unknown_23: I imagine he's getting by enough with YouTube residuals and his Patreon. His Patreon's still high, so he can just slumlord it and pretend to be a video game producer, and he'll probably just keep doing that. So I'm not expecting anything funny from Jim.

Unknown_23: Next, this is a new thing. I did not predict anything for Shoe on Head for 2025, but I will be making a very bold prediction for Shoe on Head for 2026. show on head has become increasingly friendly with V tubers on hex, uh, trying to help them out with YouTube ban appeals and such. And she published this picture on Christmas with her self, uh, animated out, uh, including her child. So as she has become a mother, I, I think if I predicted anything for sure, I predicted that she would fuck off from the internet cause she has a kid now, but that did not happen.

1:55:02
Unknown_23: So now my prediction is that she is going to become a VTuber. She still craves internet clout, but she is becoming more self-conscious. She's a 30-year-old woman. She's a mother. She's no longer a 18-year-old dressed up like Boxy from 4chan. So I think that she'll still cling to relevance through hot takes on Twitter and eventually a VTuber debut. That is what's happening.

1:55:42
Unknown_23: She's bald!

Unknown_23: Um, then Aang Vondra, I had put a note to make a prediction for her. Obviously she wasn't a thing for 2025. Um, I predict she's going to do increasingly stupid things to try and get attention because she wants attention regardless of what she says. Um, and I will eventually have to make a decision on if I'm going to give her attention or if I'm just going to completely ignore her moving forward. That's my prediction for Aang Vondra.

1:56:20
Unknown_23: Uh, next. iDubbbz slash Aniza. I predicted that they would leave Creator Clash, but I very specifically predicted that they would be forced out and then lie and say that they for sure were not forced out and it was a mutual decision, which is exactly what happened. They were forced out and then they claimed that it was some kind of mutually assured beneficial decision for the organization or some shit. And that's literally what happened. I'm not even going to say that was a particularly impressive prediction. It's like obviously what was going to happen. So as far as them in 2026, that's a hard one. They're not really doing anything interesting. iDubbbz is just trying to get by with his streaming career on Twitch where he is the most boring man to ever live. Aniza is...

1:56:51
Unknown_23: Is she still a hoe? I think she gave up on hoeing. She was demoralized by the fact nobody wanted to see her booty hole, so she just gave up.

Unknown_23: Last I heard.

Unknown_23: So what are they going to do? They got rejected by Hassan's people. They got cut off from Ethan Klein's people.

1:57:27
Unknown_23: The booty hole picture's not selling. And they're stuck up in Canada.

Unknown_23: I got it. I'm going to go out on a limb here. I dub sees his only path forward as being bread tubing. That's the only thing left for him. And he can't, he'll never ever have the balls to leave a knees at this point. I predict I dubs is going to do the bread tubing equivalent of the, uh,

1:58:03
Unknown_23: gonzo not gonzo journalism but like independent journalism that's become popular in the last quarter of 2025 where you have that guy going to india to the poop festival and the guy going to minnesota to to oust like the somali daycares he's going to do the reverse of that where he goes to like columbus ohio and goes to like ethiopian food stores and eats it and talks to the guys and like, wow. So you're just like you and me. We're just like each other. Wow. That's crazy. He's going to try to do the opposite of, of what Shirley is doing, where he tries to like represent the indigenous folks of Canada and Somalia as like, as a ordinary people that deserve your respect and support. Not, you're not necessarily in real life streaming, but, um, independent like bread tube journalism that, and it's going to do very poorly because nobody wants to see like a Somali guy talk about his business or whatever the fuck. That's my thought. Cause I think that's cause he's a, he's a copycat and, um, he doesn't know how to do anything else. So he's, he's going to copycat what's popular. I'm like, Oh, If it's so easy for these guys on the right to lie, let's just show the truth. Let's just go to Minnesota and go to the daycare and meet people who actually run daycares and show the kids and say like, so you came over from Somalia. And she's like, yes, it was very war-torn. It was so terrible. We're so thankful to be here in America. And he's going to be like, see guys, they're just like you and me fleeing from war and are happy for their opportunity. And that's going to be, I feel like that's what he's going to try to do to save his ass.

1:59:33
Unknown_32: Okay.

Unknown_23: Next. I said, Fat Trick will learn absolutely nothing.

Unknown_23: Fat Trick will change not at all, will learn nothing, and will settle his suit. This was the writer I attached to this. That he would settle his suit with Milwaukee. I was wrong. He did not. His lawsuit is currently going through a period of inaction. Nothing's happening on the docket. The city filed their response, basically told him to fuck off. So there's no settlement. Nothing's happened yet.

2:00:09
Unknown_23: And so I should, I guess, just continue it. I think that eventually they'll settle for something. I don't think that it'll get dismissed. I don't think that Patrick has the money to keep it going either. So probably a very quiet settlement where Patrick says that there was some justice and they'll promise that they'll be nicer next time they show up for the next swatting call. Something like that. However... I was very right that he learned nothing. He continues to go out and child the stalkers. And as I mentioned before, he's become very violent where he keeps saying that you should kill yourself. So if I may be so bold, I will... continue this trend. I will say that Patrick will learn absolutely nothing. However, I think that there is a chance he might get into trouble because of his violent rhetoric, either in person where he'll just flat out say to somebody like, I'm going to fucking shoot you. And then he's going to get like a, like a arrested for it. Or if he's going to say something like that on Twitter and it's going to meet that threshold of violence that Elon really doesn't like. And his Twitter account is going to get banned. I feel like he's going to screw himself because he keeps tiptoeing into super violent, violent speech. And that's one of the few barriers that where it's like, even people on the right really don't support that. So he's going to get himself into trouble.

2:01:23
Unknown_23: That's my thought.

Unknown_23: Next, I predicted in 2025 that Christian Weston Chandler Sonichu Jesus Christ would not impregnate anyone. And to the best of my knowledge, I was right. Chris Chan has not impregnated anyone. He's still meeting up with Flutter. Nothing in that realm has changed. He's still with her. So I'm going to once again predict that Chris Chan will not impregnate anyone in 2026. I got a good feeling about this one, Chet. I'm putting all my optimism into it. I think that's the right call. Continued non-impregnation, okay? The flutter will remain barren forever. In 2026 or 2025, I predicted that Bossman Jack would go to jail for multiple years. And I'm going to say that I was wrong. He was let out of jail early into 2025, remained free for a while. He did get arrested again. It's looking pretty bleak. But just before Christmas, he was moved to an inpatient rehab facility that I believe his parents are even paying for. So, therein lies the question, is he going to be able to complete his inpatient rehab? These things are usually six to nine months long, sometimes even longer. There are certain inpatient rehab facilities that are faith-based that are 18 months long, so... He's had a very, very, very bad streak of completing these rehabs. He's flunked out of a few of them. And he's really running out of options. My issue with Bosman is that he's obviously suffering brain damage. I think that his drug use is impacting his cognitive abilities. He's making worse decisions more quickly than before. And it's because he's damaging his gray matter through his drug use. So... I want to be optimistic about Boss because I like him so much. He's very funny.

2:03:15
Unknown_23: He just has a very magnetic personality. And when he gets on live and he's in a good mood, you feel good. When he's in a bad mood, you still feel good because he's very funny when he's mad. And it's just like, I don't know. I want the best for him. I want him in his zone gambling. I want him to get the Honda Civic. I want him to treat his parents to the steak dinner that they so rightfully deserve for listening to him and putting up with him for so long. But it's looking fucked. It's looking real fucked for boss, man.

2:03:52
Unknown_23: Jack.

Unknown_23: So I guess I should just focus on the rehab.

2:04:27
Unknown_23: I want to be a positive poly chat. I'm going to say that he does his rehab. He's going to stay in the inpatient rehab. I feel like maybe he knows at this point that he's getting towards the end of the line and he knows that there's no more fucking around. He's facing...

Unknown_23: If I'm wrong, you know, he's going to jail forever. He's going to jail for serious, serious fucking charges at this point. And he keeps fucking up his probation and parole. So, you know, it's stacking up. And it's like he's facing like 15 years in jail when you add it all together. If you made it consecutive. So I'm going to say that he completes his inpatient. And he'll hopefully come back and gamble. Maybe he can turn it around, Chad. Maybe he can turn it around.

2:04:59
Unknown_23: 2025, I predicted that Dick Masterson, a.k.a. Dax Herrera, a.k.a. Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, would grow up just a little bit. And I'm going to say... That's right. I feel from what I've seen of Dick, which is very, very little because, um, you know, with the veto stuff, I just had no interest in what he's doing anymore, but he looks like he's keeping veto at arm's reach. It looks like he's keeping veto out of his life away from his children. Um, He's not, he's not parading his kid around on Twitter from what I can see. I think now he's in this zone where it's like, you know, I'm older. I have a kid. I am stuck with Maria forever. She will kill me. If I try to leave, she'll hunt me down. It doesn't matter if I flee to Nicaragua or Cuba, she will find a way to me to kill me. So she he's stuck with her now. Um, I don't have any predictions for him, though, because he's kind of in a holding pattern. So it's hard to say. I don't know what he's up to. I don't know what he could do. I've seen that he's actually doing pretty well on Twitter. He's very anti-H1B. I'm actually going to make a collective prediction. Let me make a new category here on my notes, because I'm going to make a weird collective prediction for people you may not suspect. And Dick is going to be in that group of people. So hold that thought. I'll come back to Dick in a second.

2:06:15
Unknown_23: Um, okay. With Rakeda, I made several predictions one after the other regarding him because he was locale year 2025. Lots of stuff was happening with him and his legal proceedings. So my predictions were, uh, one, he would sell the other house. That was true. He did. He sold the other house. Um, two, he would take a plea deal and catch a felony, which is true. He did. He took a plea deal and caught a felony. Okay. Three, I didn't know what to predict about Montagraph. And any prediction I would have made would have been wrong, because if you remember, Montagraph voluntarily dismissed his lawsuit against Ricada due to financial reasons, which took me and everybody and even his lawyer by surprise. Nobody saw that coming. So I didn't know what to predict about Montagraph because Montagraph really didn't know what to do. Four, I said, if he doesn't resolve the April shit, she might shoot him. And apparently he did resolve the April stuff and she doesn't seem to be involved in their life anymore. So he managed to dodge a literal bullet there because my prediction would have been true if he had fucked it up.

2:07:18
Unknown_23: And then five, I predicted we would have the body cam footage, which is wrong. We are still in court. There is multiple ongoing litigations in the state of Minnesota that And in 2026, because nothing else has happened with Rakeda, and I have no predictions for him outside of that, I predict the body cam footage shall be mine. The money for the fundraiser, it's still there. I've spent $500 on it for filings related to Oliver Bromka, who is helping us by representing Hardin in a certain aspect. So the fight is just slow. It's like with Patrick Tomlinson's lawsuit. It's just slow. It takes a while. But we're going to fucking get it, Chad. We're going to get it. Mark my words.

2:07:53
Unknown_23: Next, this is a new prediction. This is for Carl Jobs, who I thought over. He's very prominent in 2025. I didn't predict anything for him because the fallout of the lawsuit hadn't happened yet. And now that the fallout of the lawsuit is over, it's like, well, what is there to even predict about him? He's going to try to resuscitate his channel. There's not much going on for him or for him. What could I possibly say? I'm going to go out on a limb here.

2:08:36
Unknown_23: And I'm going to say that Carl is going to divorce his wife or be divorced from his wife because he obviously didn't learn anything from the lawsuit. And I think that any hope that his wife had that he would grow the fuck up and start stop gambling with his child's future. and their house and so on, that is waning. And she's realizing I'm married to a man child and I'm going to have to take care of this fucking idiot forever if I don't divorce him. So I predict that he's going to lose his wife in 2026. I just get a feeling for that. It's hard to explain.

2:09:14
Unknown_23: In 2025, I predicted that Sam Hyde would become a respectable gentleman, channeling my utmost positive poly attributes into the ether. I was kind of right, I guess. I feel like in 2025, 2025 was when he released the Dear Elon video. And it seems like he's taking more of a political lean. He's taking himself more seriously. And he managed to avoid any proxy fire from the Jet and Neptune stuff. So Sam Hyde is going to go into my secret category for a bulk prediction alongside Juju the Cow for my 2026 prediction.

2:09:51
Unknown_00: Wrong again?

Unknown_23: I mean... Did Sam Hyde fuck up at all in 2025? Oh, the gorilla dust. How could I forget? I'm wrong. I completely failed. He threw a total fucking fit on the set of the Harlem William podcast.

2:10:26
Unknown_23: And I can't believe that. How did that not go into local media? That was one of my favorite things of the entire fucking year. Somehow I had relegated that to 2024. Yeah.

Unknown_23: Ah, dude. Ah, geez, dude. I really fucked that one up.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Damn, bro. What was the other thing? He interviewed Fuentes. That's going to play a part. Okay, that's in my bulk category. He stays in the bulk category. I was wrong. He fucked up in 2025. For Ethan Oliver Ralph, editor-in-chief of the killstream.com, I predicted that Ralph would do something desperate to And stupid. Or do something stupid out of desperation, specifically.

2:10:58
Unknown_23: I was wrong. 2025 has been extremely, uncharacteristically fucking boring for Ralph. He's filed a lawsuit against, what's his face? But, like, they've been suing each other with these bullshit pro se litigations for, like, years now. And he's just kind of, like, chilling out in Mexico and not doing anything. Which is not stupid, really. A holding pattern where you're not... further complicating your own fucking life is like the best thing that Ralph could do. So, um, I'm wrong. Um, unfortunately, because Ralph has just, Ralph is like afraid at this point, he's afraid of fucking up so bad that he can't walk it back. He's actually going to die or get murdered in Mexico or lose everything in the U S like he's, he's afraid at this point. Um, the stupidest thing that he did was that he doxed, um,

2:12:06
Unknown_23: uh, his, his son, he posted that picture of him and then backtracked and said it was a hack or whatever, but there was no consequence of that. And that wasn't done out of desperation. Really? None. I meant something grand. I meant something enormous that he would do something really crazy. It's really Ralph Amale. He tried to go to that, that Colombian fish tank and that didn't work out. He tried to go to Venezuela, but like,

2:12:44
Unknown_23: For it to really meet my mark for that, it had to have had true consequences. Nothing did.

Unknown_23: So I guess he tried to do stupid things, but then didn't really push the pedal enough to have it amount to anything. So I don't know what to predict with Ralph. He's just in a zone. He's on the decline. He's at the very bottom of everything. There's nothing really going on. The stupidest thing they did is they got into a fight over that fucking hoe with Mersh, if you remember. I have to predict something, though. I can't leave Ethan or Ralph not predicted.

2:13:20
Unknown_23: Let me think. Give me a second.

Unknown_32: Yes, he did cry. I remember.

Unknown_32: I'm just trying to think, what is Ralph like?

Unknown_23: What does he want? What does he want in his own life at this point?

Unknown_23: If you were to ask him, he would say to have access to Zonda and his daughter, Rosie. If pressed, he would say Rosie, but mostly Zonda.

2:13:59
Unknown_23: This is a really hard one.

Unknown_23: I mean, I guess the one thing I could say is that he's going to die. He could OD.

Unknown_23: But I don't feel that.

Unknown_23: I don't think that Ralph is going to die this year. If he does...

Unknown_23: it'll come out of nowhere. You know, we'll just wake up one day and then there'll be like one person who noticed that he hadn't shut off his stream from last night and he's just dead in Mexico. It won't be like a big bang, like a, like a huge finish. He'll be like, Oh, he just died. But I mean, Andy Dick is still alive and kicking.

2:14:31
Unknown_32: He becomes religious.

Unknown_23: He's already tried that. He can't, He's losing gray matter. He's losing his mental faculties. And it's causing him to be less interesting because he can't keep up that energy anymore. And he loves Mexico too much because it makes him safe from the IRS and from baby mamas.

2:15:10
Unknown_32: I don't know. I really don't know.

Unknown_23: I think that Ralph is just going to hold that pattern. He's going to stay in Mexico. He's going to have some embarrassments. There's going to be baby mama drama. But I think that he's too self-aware at this point of the fact that he's the monkey in the zoo that nobody even wants to go see, as he says. And he doesn't want to embarrass himself anymore because there's not really any... I don't know. He's just afraid of really killing himself at this point. I think he's just going to sit. in the zoo as the sad little monkey in the zoo that nobody even comes to see anymore for the entire year of 2026 that's it uh in 2025 i predicted that andy warsky will do something stupid now I thought about this and I thought, I, cause I, I think I, my, my prediction was based off the fact that I didn't a log the Kino casino hard enough at all. So I thought I have to come up with some way to like a log the Kino casino.

2:16:00
Unknown_23: And so I said, probably a safe bet. Uh, Andy Worski will do something stupid, uh, And I can't think of anything really that he's done. If anything, they did their video with the dented zone, and people really liked that.

Unknown_23: The only thing that you could say that would come close to doing something stupid... is that Andy Worski has taken up, during his costuming for Christmas in October, he has taken up a habit of cross-dressing. And the bird is the word on this, but they say that he's really, really into the cross-dressing and is causing concern.

2:16:40
Unknown_23: So I don't know. Would it be... Would it be a bad bet to say he keeps doing the cross-dressing?

Unknown_23: Look here. Should I show this? It is fake. Okay, avert your gaze if you don't want to see Andy Worski's fake breasts, okay?

2:17:22
Unknown_23: This is an A-log picture that I found. These are fake breasts, okay, and there's no nipples showing, but he showed this on kick. He says, I don't like anything in a dude's asshole, but I'm okay if it's a dude that looks like a woman. Fucked right. From Metachromaticus, Todd Pepe, Manny Worski. There's a chance. It's dangerous. I'm not trying to be too mean here, but he has worn these fake breasts without any input. It's not like PPP is forcing him to do this, okay? He just seems to really like doing it. I don't know. I feel like it's a bad thing to predict that Andy Worski is going to keep wearing fake breasts yet. And if I do, he might stop.

2:17:55
Unknown_23: He might stop. So it's like a danger. I'm not going to predict any of this. I'm not going to predict anything. Wink, wink. chat no prediction whatsoever in regards to the andy warsky fake breast situation wink wink wink okay just just you know nothing at all all right next jeremy hambly obviously i predicted nothing for hambly in 2025 because i had no reason to but why do i have a video for this

2:18:31
Unknown_23: Oh, I remember.

Unknown_23: So, Hambly... I haven't even read this on the stream yet because I guess I'll save it for next stream when I'm doing my recap. But I had a little heart-to-heart with Jeremy. He got upset that I featured a clip of him where he was in real life streaming at the Turning Point USA convention in December. And Megan, I want to say Megan Maroney, but that's like that country singer that sucks. It's not Megan, Melanie Mack, not Megan Maroney, Melanie Mack. She, she, Jeremy basically says that his, the, the German looking girl, she's not invited to their sports ball watching ceremony. And the German girl is like, say German girl.

2:19:06
Unknown_04: She just looks German.

Unknown_23: I don't know her name. What's the other one's name? It's Melanie Mack and somebody else.

Unknown_23: Hannah Clare.

Unknown_23: So he says to Hannah Clare, you got family shit to do. And this took Hannah Clare by visible surprise. She had no idea what the fuck he's talking about. And he's like, what are you talking about? I can come watch sports ball with you. I'm in a foreign city. I have nothing to do. I took this entire week off to come with you and your entourage to this, this, uh, this event. So I don't have anything planned. And, uh, Melanie Mack then says, oh, Hannah Clare can come. That would be fun. And Jeremy Hambly looks visibly distraught that the girls have the girls. Women have psychic brainwave abilities and they can communicate to each other through extremely subtle nuance movements that men can't comprehend. their body language is effectively very, very good. Like, like almost instantaneous computer synapses. Okay. So Melanie Mack looks to her. She, Hannah clear is already like, has probably already been aware for a while that Jeremy keeps creeping on Melanie Mack and So the decision that they would be spending an evening together took her by surprise. To the best of her knowledge, Melanie Mack was creeped out by Jeremy and was creeped out that he kept trying to get her alone. So when he hears that, she's immediately alarmed, and she looks at Melanie Mack for confirmation. Is this in accordance with your will, my fellow sister? Melanie Mack then smiles at her desperately and mouths the words in a way that anybody could see as, Help me. To which Hannah Clare immediately, with her... decades of girl experience, jumps on and says, oh, I can easily be there. Don't you fucking worry. I got my whole schedule clear. Me and my whole family will be there to attend the sports ball evening. There is nothing more in this world that I would like more than that. And that is how the girls help each other out, okay, with this subtext. Um, to which, uh, Hambley's response to this was to look away, roll his eyes and, uh, look like he was about to put a gun to his head and blow his brains out in distress. Cause he probably, honestly, if I'm going to be real with you, if I had to guess, he put together this entire like hack job event that he could have easily not have done at all and saved a bunch of money and time. specifically because he was trying to get Melanie Mack alone with him for one evening. And this was his grand plan, his grand design. I mean that sincerely. I honestly think the entire fucking thing was a facade for that one evening. That in nanoseconds, through whammy to whammy psychic telecommunication, Hannah Clare ruined for him in a blink of an eye.

2:21:38
Unknown_23: So Hambly's in a situation where he... He is becoming very easy to not like because he is doing the boogie... He's doing the thing that all the fat lolcals do. I don't even know why. It's a fat lolcal thing. It's Jeremy Hambly, Boogie2988, and Wings of Redemption, and even DSP. They all do this thing where when it comes to engaging their audience and asking for money, they're like... I just wanted to stream and have a good day, have a good time. And look at those donations. Insults better come on the back of a $20 bill. It's just like begging like that. And then you press them at all. And so like you're fat and your career sucks. He's like, actually, matter of fact, my trail is paid off. My truck is paid off. I got my insurance. I got my phone. One K put money aside every day. One, no truth about it. Everything's going great for me. And it's like this weird thing. Boogie does the same thing too. He's like, I own my house. I've got money saved up. I'm doing great. And then he flips. He's like, I spent $250,000 on a prostitute. And Jeremy does the same thing too now where he's like, I need this money. We're going to have to cut people off. We're going to have to fire Hannah Clare. We're going to have to fire these people. I'm going to have to close my company. I'm going to have to let go of my employees. I'm desperate. I'm selling shit. I'm selling shit right now to make ends meet because YouTube is censoring us. And then if you challenge him, he's like, check out the coffee brand, Coffee Income. $90,000 this month.

2:23:17
Unknown_23: It's like, what is it? Are you lying to me about your wealth? Or are you lying to me about your desperation for money? And either way, it's like you're lying to my fucking face. It's very easy to cross these two references to each other and say, oh, you're fucking lying to me. Nobody likes being lied to. I don't know why they do it. It's really distasteful. And it makes people not like you. In the exact same way that Boogie and Wings made people hate him. A big factor of it was this two-faced, I need money, but then, oh, I'm doing really well.

2:23:54
Unknown_23: So he's engaging in all these classic tropes of the rich beggar syndrome, being fat. like creeping on women in a way that's like extremely obvious to everybody and then blowing up about it on Twitter when people call you out for it because it's really obvious what's going on to anybody with a fucking pulse. Like you could show that clip of Hannah and Melanie Mack talking and you could show it to somebody who doesn't speak English and is Chinese and And you could be like, what's going on in this? Like, oh, the fat one is really, really creepy. And the tattooed one is like, help me. I see it in her mouth. She's like, help me. Help me, please. Like, you don't need. It's a universal language of the body. So it's bizarre to try to manipulate that and lie to people. Like, that's not what happened. Like, I fucking saw it with my own two eyes. He live streamed it, retard. He didn't have to. He just did.

2:24:30
Unknown_23: So. That said, that roundup covered very thoroughly.

2:25:10
Unknown_23: I predict... Looks like next harvest will be even better.

Unknown_23: Such a classic.

Unknown_23: And then last... before I do my group prediction, Nick Fuentes. Actually, it's just as new. I didn't predict anything for Nick Fuentes, so he's going into the bulk category. So in the bulk category of my mass prediction, which right now includes Juju the Cow, Sam Hyde, and Nick Fuentes, I'm going... Actually, I could even throw Hasan Piker into this. I predict 2026, because it is a midterm year. 2026 is the year where all these political thought-like e-celebrities are going to try and start swinging their muscle in real-life politics. Now, Nick Fuentes, you could argue, has already done this, but Nick Fuentes has never done this as anything more than a meme. Nick Fuentes has literally, as far as I know, has never endorsed a candidate, and any time he has, it's just been as a joke. I think that this is the year where you're really going to see people like Sam Hyde, Hasan Piker, maybe even Dick Masterson, but maybe definitely, if there was any person to do it, it would be Nick Fuentes, will endorse a candidate and show up at the speaker podium to say this is my nominee. This is the person I'm endorsing.

2:26:47
Unknown_23: Because the main issue with grifters, all podcasting grifters, is that they see their conservative audience, and I think this is probably the same with breadtubers, as a finite resource. There are only so many thousands of people who will watch daily, weekly, whatever political content and want to hear hot takes. And you're fighting for their money.

Unknown_23: You're fighting for them to donate to you. And so it's always very me, me, me. Don't listen to that guy. Listen to me, give me your money. And then you can't, when you're doing this, you can't then go out and say, Oh, Casey push is running against Vivek Ramaswamy in Ohio. Don't donate to his campaign. Cause if someone donates a thousand dollars to Casey push, that's two fucking red super chats for you. So there's always like this, this like combat of resources over super chats and shit. Um, But I think that everyone I just mentioned is so old now and the dynamic of our government is shifting so much that this will be the year where people actually say, I need to campaign for a candidate.

2:28:04
Unknown_23: And that was a bit of a teaser. I'm saying this because I'm feeling this way.

Unknown_23: I made a promise that if there was any way I could help defeat Vivek Ramaswamy in Ohio, I personally would do something. Even if it meant hanging up flyers in the bathrooms of sheets throughout Ohio to compel voters.

Unknown_23: I have a project I'm working on that I'm announcing tomorrow. And I'm going to try and do everything that I can with my limited resources, my limited audience, to ensure that Vivek Ramaswamy is not the Republican nominee for GOP in Ohio.

2:28:39
Unknown_23: And I hope that other people feel strongly enough to actually do it. And it's an uphill battle. And I'll explain more tomorrow. But that's my thought. Because I feel like... everyone takes, even me, the most nihilistic nihilist ever, takes shots at vooting because vooting seems ineffective. And the reason why vooting seems ineffective, for instance, let's go to my locale of the year page and look at my voting option. Okay. We have these candidates and you might, everyone talks about how great ranked choice voting is. Like a lot of liberals do, I guess. It's less popular on the Republican side because they say that it's too complicated or some shit. Am I logged out?

2:29:16
Unknown_23: So it's like, you can say, oh, this is great. I can say I won Bossman, but I'd be equally happy with Agnese.

Unknown_23: And then I guess I would do okay with Pyra. And then if I had to, I would say Styx. And then Hasan Piker is last. And you say, that's great. That's my ballot. And I'm really happy. And then the results come in and you say, wow, that's really nice. I'm glad that came out that way.

Unknown_23: My approval of my voting system has gone up. The issue with voting... It's not that the system...

2:29:50
Unknown_23: prohibits you from voting for the best of too many candidates. If you watch them explain this to say that your second pick encourages people to run with a diversity of opinions so that there are conflictions, you can have second choices, and it sorts itself out. The issue isn't that we have too many good candidates to vote for that we have trouble picking the right one. The issue is that we have the worst candidates fucking possible. It's Amy Acton versus Vivek Ramaswamy in Ohio unless Casey Push wins. And they suck. So if you changed it to ranked choice voting, it wouldn't even fucking matter because they suck anyways. Like, who gives a shit?

2:30:28
Unknown_23: You throw in the Libertarian candidate and the Green Party candidate, you think that they're better? That you're going to be like, oh, man, I really... Oh, geez, dude, which one am I voting for? Oh, dude, I can't figure it... Like, they all suck. So the issue isn't the voting mechanism. The issue isn't the... abundance of choice that we have trouble actuating our opinions for, the issue is that nobody good fucking runs. And part of the reason why is that at the ground level, at the floor, there is zero voter participation. Nobody votes in the nothing seats of their county. Who is your county treasurer? That's a good question. Do you know who your county treasurer is? Do you know who the chair of your GOP in your county is? No, you don't. Do you know who your executive committee man is for the GOP in your region? Have you even heard of that seat? If you're in Ohio right now, have you ever heard of the state central committee in the GOP? You have no fucking clue. You've never heard of this. The people who have lived in Ohio their entire fucking life and have religiously voted GOP every single election have never heard of the State Central Committee. And they are the ones who decide your candidates. The GOP in Ohio... went out of their way to nominate Vivek Ramaswamy a full year in advance because the head of the GOP in Ohio is a Greek guy. I can't pronounce his last name, but his name is Alex. Alex knew Vivek when he was 17. And Alex is the GOP chair. And Alex gets to decide who gets money for their campaign. They broke protocol and endorsed Vivek a full year before the primary, which they don't usually do. And to get rid of Alex, you have to actually replace 34 of the state central committee GOP chairs, a position that nobody's ever heard of.

2:32:24
Unknown_23: So part of the reason why democracy doesn't work in the U.S. is that the only people who pay attention to the low-level positions they can actually impact meaningfully and get better candidates out of don't vote. And the people that do vote are Somalis and Indians. Because they talk to each other. They go to these expat clubs where they go to the Hindu club. They go to the Hindu temple. They go to the Somali expat community in Minnesota. And then they vote for people that are pandering to them. And then they somehow take over the entire party. And here's a warning from Matthew Harden, okay? He was a politician in Virginia. In Virginia, the GOP participation in Virginia was so poor that a bunch of Democrats swapped their teams, became Republicans, and intentionally sabotaged the entire party from the inside out. And that's why Virginia, despite being a... The fucking... The cauldron that spawned the Confederacy is now a deep blue state every election because the Democrats were just allowed to walk in and take over the GOP party. And that's what we have allowed through inaction. So now we've found out, I believe, that not voting doesn't work either. And if we continue, the issue is that accelerationists are like, well, if we just don't vote and allow democracy to collapse... even I said this, then we'll have a civil war and we'll sort it all out. But the issue now is that the demographics are changing so profoundly year after year that when the civil war sparks, if it sparks, you're going to be outnumbered. There's going to be, you know, 75% of the country is going to be Somali. And Hindu. And you're going to have Sikh warlords and Hindu or Somali warlords on the opposing team who just came out of a Somali civil war. So it's like, no, actually, if you just wait for this to get worse until there's a civil war, you're going to be fucking murdered by Somali warlords and Hindu Sikh warlords who have been fighting in Kashmir for their entire life. That's not a good idea. So we're not doing that. And I think that other people are realizing this. And you're going to have some more Democratic participation. Because it starts in Ohio. If Vivek wins or if Amy Acton wins, it's fucking over.

2:34:19
Unknown_23: Both of those are terrible. If a Democrat wins a plus-16 GOP state... It's awful. If a Hindu wins anything ever, anywhere, for any reason, it's fucking over. So there is no choice, okay? All these people have to realize at this point that it's time to nut up or shut up because you're either going to take things back or you're going to be murdered by Somali warlords. That's it.

2:34:59
Unknown_23: Okay. So that's what we're doing in 2026. I will explain this in greater detail in my next stream.

Unknown_23: Is there... Anything that I forgot to talk about? Anybody that I should have mentioned in chat?

Unknown_23: By the way, that was for Juju, Sam Hyde, and Nick Flint.

Unknown_23: Gris? Gris sucks. He might lose his lawsuit in 2026. Venti?

Unknown_23: I have nothing to say about Venti.

2:35:33
Unknown_23: Destiny lawsuit? Oh, Destiny. Um...

Unknown_23: Jeez, dude. Everybody I've heard from about Destiny says that that shit's going down bad. That shit might end before 2026. It might end favorably for Destiny.

Unknown_23: What's your predictions for you? You're going to find a sweetie. You're going to get engaged. It's going to be really sweet.

Unknown_32: Okay.

2:36:15
Unknown_32: Okay.

Unknown_23: Destiny is a girl's name.

Unknown_23: Will Tunnel Tranny make it to China?

Unknown_23: I can't say what I want to say about that on YouTube, I don't think.

Unknown_32: Medicar?

Unknown_23: I mean, Medicar found out that he has a manageable disease. Maybe he returns to streaming. I don't know. I could put Medicare in that same group of people who start campaigning. You might see Medicare and Joyce a candidate for GOP chair in Minneapolis or whatever. He's very involved with the Somali stuff because he sees it outside his window.

2:36:50
Unknown_23: Will he stop smoking? Yes. Okay. That's my prediction. Medicare will stop smoking in 2026. In fact, that was probably his new year's resolution. I'm going to wager a bet on mobility.

Unknown_32: Mary has been dead for a while. Okay.

2:37:31
Unknown_32: All right. Let's call it there then. I don't see anybody I'm forgetting to mention.

Unknown_32: Let us do green mode.

Unknown_23: Of course, kick the bullets around bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. So you can see that we are in fact on that at the internet, a podcast about the internet chat and let's do the super barriers. Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for $50 says the emperor is back. The emperor is back. I can take this gun out of my mouth. Very, very happy to hear your mental health is improving. Glad to be back. Truly. Thank you. Uh, dark Western, by the way, I'm going to have more trouble and difficulty reading the green on green names. Cause I've been wearing sunglasses this entire stream. And before you think I'm like a weirdo, um, it's because, uh, I need to update my, my prescription. My 2026 resolution will be to update my prescription because, uh, I I'm getting headaches.

2:38:36
Unknown_23: I'm getting headaches now. I think my prescription is bad. Okay. Okay. I'm not Ralph-a-maxing. No, I'm not Ralph-a-maxing. It's not true. It's not true. Dark Western for five says, Josh didn't do nothing and isn't a feeder. Welcome back. Let's see those bullets scatter around. I just kicked them for you. Thank you. Logistical Nightmare for 20 says, happy 2026, Josh. Thank you very much. Happy 2026. I hope it's a good one, buddy.

Unknown_23: Laser Gator for five says, Happy New Year, Josh. Let's hope it'll be a good one. Fingers crossed, buddy. We're going to make it through.

2:39:07
Unknown_23: Lilanthia for 10 says, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Josh. Happy New Year. Thank you.

Unknown_23: And Merry Christmas as well. I had to say that two weeks in advance last stream.

Unknown_23: Humble Guardsman for five says, Are you enjoying the collective buck-breaking Josh?

Unknown_23: I don't know what that's a reference to. Who got buck-broken? This is a threatening message. I don't know what you're saying. bunker housing for five says woohoo we back this year we saved the west that's right boy we vote we're going to vote harder than we've ever voted we're going to figure out who our county GOP treasurer is that's what we're going to do thank you

2:39:46
Unknown_23: West Evans, 1863 for a 673 says, I just got into silver collecting and I was gutted. I missed the original Chris coin. Can you do another coin run, please? Jersh or even a balloon bar? Yes. I'm intending to, I don't know when I can get this done, but, um, I, I want to do a, this is February of this year is the 13th anniversary of the Kiwi farms. And I have a very, very precise design that I want to do to commemorate 13 years. So that is my plan. Just a heads up.

Unknown_23: Uh, Alex for 20 says, happy new year pack mates. Woo.

Unknown_23: I don't know what that means. There's like a, what's a pack mate. I honestly, I don't know what that means. I was going to say that's like flapjacks, which is a guy that people hate on the A&M thread, but I don't think he's pack. Uh, thank you.

2:40:24
Unknown_23: Sergeant Wizard Fist for five says, Happy New Year, Josh. I finally bit the bullet and moved to Ohio at the end of 2025, so it wasn't a complete wash. Enjoy the New Year, child. Oh, that sounds nice. Congratulations on moving away from wherever the fuck it was. I guess you were in California, like everybody else who moved to Ohio. Thank you. TV Deluxe for 5 says, 2026, and we're taking on all challenges. First up, eat an entire tin of smoked oysters without vomiting on strain. You can do it, Josh. Dude, I still have those oysters. I never finished the tin. It's still there. I got to do it. Now that I'm back on my grind, I got to find my love for fish again.

2:40:57
Unknown_23: Carnova for 20 says, Mikey NoMore's videos are great. Glad to know he's a solid dude. Happy 2026. Yes, they are. Thank you. I was very pleased that he was willing to do my bullshit on no notice.

Unknown_23: Sneeda Stanny for one says, I don't trust you not to rig this and have boss man lose you little fucking rat. Oh my fucking God, bro. I'm going to fuck it, dude. Thank you. Rolling Punder for five says, happy new year. Happy new year. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Crispy Legs Forever for 20 says, happy Friday new year. It is actually Thursday. If you want to know the truth about it, motherfucker. Thank you. um foxes for five says josh i couldn't vote you for vtuber of the year it's never been so over well apparently if you vote for synthetic man you're voting for me so you can still do that uh portlack for two says the guy who invented the old bay was a victim of the kristallnacht do you blame hitler for harming him or credit hitler for forcing him to go to maryland and make old day obviously hitler's loss was our gain bud

2:42:12
Unknown_23: uh dag how one for one says big ups pimp kiwi casino was good yes that's true i'm gonna do more um i need to pitch an idea to i tried to get see ppp is fat which means that when you say hey let's do a religiousberg stream because enough people showed interest that i think people would like it for uh before christmas and get it out for christmas and he said okay that's a great idea and then on the 24th i messaged him like so do you still want to do the politisberg thing the religiousberg thing and he was like oh i didn't realize you wanted to do that before christmas like that's the entire point it's christmas like we're trying to i was proposing that we do religious content for the the holiest day of the christian year and i was like oh oh well we can do it later like that's not not the fucking point i guess we can do it for easter but So, um, yeah, I'll, I'll pitch something else for that. And then I don't know, maybe we'll do it for Easter if people are still interested, but there's a lot of positive feedback. So we definitely should, you can be bothered, uh, not meet you for five subscribe. Thank you. Uh, seek a loather for tens as happy 2026 as your man in Zong non high. I don't want non high is Zong just means China. or middle or something. Uh, if you were anywhere on Taiwanker Island, kindly flee. Do not play this video. Do play this video, please. It is relevant. Okay. I'm sort of anti-Taiwanese video.

2:43:36
Unknown_23: Thanks buddy.

Unknown_23: David S877 for 25 says my prediction for 2026 outrage culture will reach peak funny where I live, especially about politics. I mean, yeah, probably because they want to kill us now. So we're gonna have to figure something out. Thank you. Omaga Kawaii Angel for 20 says, Great job on the Julia's voting page. Your penchant for pleasing visual design strikes again. Here's to a new year with many bowls of delicious borscht. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I'm glad so many people like the voting page.

2:44:10
Unknown_23: Honka Honka Love 9724 for $50 says, Happy New Year's, Josh and Kiwis. Don't forget to pour one out for our homies Katz and Genna.

Unknown_23: Oh, the user cats. I wasn't sure what you meant by that. Yeah. Sucks for those we lost along the way, brother. Thank you.

2:44:45
Unknown_23: AJ fee 742 for five. It says more hamster shirts in 2026. We also owed a December cheese review. You do. The cheese was delayed. It is in or out. It arrives tomorrow. So I will do a late December cheese review.

Unknown_23: rungle friend for five says where is that freak joshua moon aka no on this horrid voting website i told you it's synthetic man you gotta vote for him thank you t he 194 for 15 says happy new years and thanks for the stream you're very welcome thank you very much

2:45:30
Unknown_23: pancake luchador for five says happy new year josh hope you have a good one and hope this year is 10 times better than last year dude that would be nice i gotta double chuck it that's how you win um asus sneeds for two says jay bay was not lifted on a stretcher she was lifted on a tarp they used to remove dead horses from the road good to know very good to know thank you I got drunk and sent Ralph a dollar yesterday. You could have had this dollar if you let me say you're a bish in chat. Tragic. Tragic that Ralph is profiting where Andy Worski is losing.

Unknown_23: Happy New Year, George. Please use this money to be racist. Thank you. I'll find a way. I'll find a way. Don't you worry. Thank you.

Unknown_23: Snido for one says, Happy New Year's, Josh. The ATF's servers are on fire right now after the tax stamp became free today. Everyone and their mama are forewarning for a suppressor. Oh, I should do that. That's a good idea. Thank you. Send more money so I can buy a suppressor chip.

2:46:22
Unknown_23: Ace of Sneeds for five says, Synthetic Man looks like Noel if his name was Jose Luna. Good to know.

Unknown_23: Snido for one says, Nux Taku is a Jew. Good to know. Thank you. Eptimadu for once his pirate software nitpicks. The mana gem would have restored 1,000 to 1,200 mana. The chest restores 375 to 625. His max mana is 4908. Played smart. He could have slowed enemies for 30 plus seconds. That's what everyone said, brother. That's what everyone said.

2:46:55
Unknown_23: Asian tech support for $100. Happy New Year, Joosh. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Happy New Year. Gorilla Furbin for one says nothing. Thank you. Keen Wienerstein for 10 says, Happy New Year, Jersh. 2025 was a very productive year for lolcals. In retrospect, here's to another fortuitous year in 2026. Who knows what it will hold. Cheers. I agree. Thank you very much.

Unknown_23: P. Winterson again for five says anyone who voted against HH by D for local media of the year must be deaf. The orchestral version with the Hooligans Choir is the best version, by the way. Yeah, I tried to find that one, but it's really hard to find. The official version is not as good.

2:47:33
Unknown_23: Thank you. DrewB82 for two says, Happy New Year, Josh Mayer. Banana peppers be flavorful and the locales never disappoint. Cheers to a new year of opportunities. Thank you. Happy New Year. UnkindNaysayer for two says, It do be like that, Mr. Noel. It show do. It show do.

Unknown_23: Foxes for five says, It do be like that, Mr. Moon. It show do. It show do. Thank you.

Unknown_23: KMonster for five says, Great job losing weight, Josh. Congratulations. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Asino, for one, says, you know Keemstar is retarded when he willingly wants to stay in New York State, Buffalo. I mean, Buffalo's a nice place, but yeah. He likes paying taxes, I guess.

2:48:06
Unknown_23: Mamatakiki, for two, says, you're finally starting to understand. Happy New Year, sir. I think this is in regards to the vooting thing.

Unknown_23: Mamatakiki, for two, says, seething about shoe like a bitter wham and lol.

Unknown_23: I think, what do you mean?

Unknown_23: What am I seething about? She's going to chew out, brother. Sneedo for 10 says, the black community has been having a great New Year's. And then there's a Twitter link.

2:48:37
Unknown_32: Bro, what is this?

Unknown_21: A flag. What type of flag, though? What type of flag? Bro, this flag is big as hell.

Unknown_21: Bro, what is this?

Unknown_17: Let me stretch this out.

Unknown_23: Let me stretch this out.

Unknown_16: Oh, fuck no, bro.

Unknown_23: Let me stretch this out. Thank you, my kneesie. Thank you, little guy. Appreciate you.

2:49:10
Unknown_23: John Toss for two says, does Patrick even have a gun? Yes, child. He has a P90. If you want to know the truth about it, stalker, you will find out if you ever care to visit.

Unknown_23: Indomitable. Produces a start-off 2026 right by reporting suspected Indian SBA loan fraud to ICE. Just reported a labyrinth of Indian LLCs that received millions in loans to live in mansions and run slum hotels.

2:49:42
Unknown_23: That sounds like a... I don't know. Are they actually doing anything? If they're doing stuff, I'll fucking do it. Mark my words.

Unknown_23: Mamateki45 says, Sam, a unhinged cult leader. I'm pretty sure he doesn't need the approval of a male feminist. Your editor is showing Joshies? Sorry. Who even says?

Unknown_23: RP70845 says, the gun will end not with a holler, but with a whimper. It's true. It does look like it's shaping up to be that.

Unknown_23: Sev23345 says, I can't vote. I have good boy points and all account numbers, 30 posts, and I can't vote. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. Just make a post in the thread. If someone has like a sufficiently old account and it looks like a real account and they post, I will give them trusted so they could vote. If you get a thumbs up reaction from me, let me say I applied it to your account. Thank you. Mataki for two says, Jesus lays free PPP. Save him, Josh.

2:50:15
Unknown_23: We'll see. TDD Real for 20 says, Happy New Year's, Jew. Shout out from my Crab Shack friends. Woo, woo, woo. Yes, the Crab Shack. They're trying to give me like a present or something. I don't know what it is. I'm very suspicious of it. I don't know why they just don't send it to me. So they're very weird. Thank you.

2:50:47
Unknown_23: Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I'm probably going on a trip soon. So, I don't know. Maybe I'll take a picture.

Unknown_23: J S Pike 96 for five says, so are you and PPP going to do a religion podcast? The gum road show was fantastic. I would like to, as I said, I would like to, it might have to be kicked to Easter to be timely. I don't want to do like a recurring thing, but I think a once off, um, cause I can tell PPP, uh,

2:51:20
Unknown_23: Has a lot of thoughts about religion. But he's very firmly put the internet drama in the bag. Pilled. And I feel like he is suppressing a genuine interest that he has. And I feel like his religious thoughts have always been very fascinating. He's very educated on the Bible and on the history of the church. We talked at length before that podcast, and he has a wealth of information in regards to very specific religious philosophical thoughts in regards to a lot of different things. And I think he underestimates how much people would enjoy listening to that. Because we are in an era where... There's obviously an interest in religious discussion, but who is your religious podcaster? Maybe Charlie Kirk? Maybe Nick Fuentes? And what do you get from Nick Fuentes? Christ is king. That's it. So I think he underestimates how much people would be interested in that.

2:51:59
Unknown_23: So I'll try to force him one day.

Unknown_23: Charles Stiles... Yeah, Charles...

2:52:38
Unknown_23: styles mystery diners for five says mary 2026 john potter is grilled cheese really the only for retards in america i quite like it no um it's just that grilled cheese they make in america is usually just buttered like texas toast with american cheese which is terrible and is shit thank you uh the orange cow for five says your previous never voot thing always struck me as infantile and contemptible glad you finally got over it

Unknown_23: Well, it has a lot of merit to it because the issue is that you need a lot of people to make change. But at this point, I think so many people are politically awoken that now is the time. Now is the time. You can get people to run for bullshit seats. You can get people. And here's the thing. I'm saving this up for a big pitch on my next stream.

Unknown_23: But think about this. As I mentioned, the GOP chair is Alex, this guy that I want to get rid of because he is up Vivek Ramaswamy's ass. And I want to make Vivek Ramaswamy so radioactive that anybody who supports him is ousted from the GOP forever.

2:53:35
Unknown_23: Alex is running unopposed for the... In Ohio, there's 33 districts, and the GOP elects one man and one woman for each district, and to elect a chair, they need 34 votes.

Unknown_23: Alex is running for the male chair in District 8, which is northern Cincinnati. He is running unopposed, which means that for him to... to keep his chair, he spends $0.

2:54:14
Unknown_23: If you run against him in District 8 of Cincinnati and you show up on the ballot, immediately his campaign costs go from $0 to a couple thousand dollars because he needs to do the bare minimum to make sure that when people vote, a lot of people are just going to fill in a random dot. or whoever's name they like the most. So you need enough people to swing it that you actually keep your seat. Because if you don't, you might lose to a guy who just entered his name in and didn't campaign at all, which you want to avoid. So you have to spend money. So instantly, just by running against Alex, you charge that guy several thousand dollars. You take several thousand of his dollars and you burn it on a pyre dedicated to you. Isn't that wonderful? Now you take that and you multiply that by 66, every seat in the entire GOP. Suddenly every, and those people are not wealthy people. Alex is wealthy, but they're not all wealthy. So those people who don't have a lot of money are going to spend money that they will miss trying to keep their seats. And you know what it costs you to just put your name on the ballot? One man and one woman for every one of those seats. Nothing. It costs you nothing to run for a Senate executive committee or a state central committee chair as a man or a woman against in the GOP. You need zero dollars and five signatures. Five registered Republican voters need to sign a petition for you to run for that seat. And since you can challenge the votes, you can fill out the whole form and get 10. 10 signatures of $0 each is all it takes to cause Alex to spend $1,000 or more if you actually campaign. And you do that, and they're going to be pissed. Those people are going to be fucking livid that they're having to spend their money that they don't want to spend to defend their seats because there are protest candidates trying to take over the GOP because Alex fucked up and endorsed Vivek Ramaswamy. That's what's going to happen. And you can do that everywhere. And if you don't do that, you lose the state like you did in Virginia. Virginia's GOP is destroyed because they let Democrats do exactly what I'm talking about for the GOP so that they can nominate black women who don't stand a fucking chance. That's why we get shitty candidates, by the way. Why do we get Vivek Ramaswamy? Why do we get that black woman in Virginia that nobody wants to vote for? Because the GOP in Virginia is completely taken over by Democrats. And then the GOP in Ohio is taken over by Vivek Ramaswamy's personal friends. The point is that it costs very little except your time and energy to campaign against them and hurt them. And they need to be hurt because they're bad and they don't deserve to win ever. That's the gist. And I think I've gone from a position where I look at – my position before is a position a lot of people look at. They look at only the federal elections. And they think that I can't make a difference in this. And it's true. If you look at the federal elections, you don't make a difference. But if you look at this very, very minute state level seats, you can make a difference. Why the fuck does Kentucky run Lindsey Graham for Senate every fucking election? when he sucks and has the worst approval rating in the entire Congress because nobody has infiltrated the Kentucky GOP to run anybody against him ever. They never bothered. Nobody has ever bothered to actually run a real campaign against Lindsey Graham or to take over committee seats in Kentucky. And if you did that, you could get rid of him.

2:57:52
Unknown_23: Is he not in Kentucky?

Unknown_23: Oh, from South Carolina. Who's the fucking asshole in Northern Kentucky that everybody hates?

Unknown_23: I'm looking this up. Mitch McConnell. That's it. Get rid of fucking Mitch McConnell. Holy shit. Holy fuck. Can we get rid of Mitch McConnell? Can we as a species come together to do away with Mitch McConnell forever and fucking ever? Because we got to get the fuck rid of Mitch McConnell. He sucks ass. You mean to tell me that we don't have enough gumption in the youth of this country to get rid of fucking Mitch McConnell? Mitch McConnell gets to run unopposed every fucking year and win? Are you shitting me? Come the fuck on. Get the fuck rid of Mitch McConnell. He sucks. Nobody. There's not a single person in the world who likes Mitch McConnell. Probably not even Mitch McConnell. Get the fuck rid of him. All you got to do is bother. You just got to show up and say, fuck you. I'm running for Senate against Mitch McConnell in the primary. Come on.

2:58:30
Unknown_23: Get rid of fucking Mitch McConnell. Fuck Mitch McConnell.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Aaron Dill for two says, uh, happy new year. George, do you think Sean head will have another kid this year? Not just for a trad wife Griff, but also since her husband is super Catholic. Hmm. That's a hard one. That's a good question. Actually.

2:59:05
Unknown_23: No, not this year. Um, Raising a child is difficult. I think she's going to come to a conclusion that the trad wife life is a lot more complex and hard than she expected. And when the thought of having to take, juggle one child with another, like this is what most, this is why the birth weight went down. And most people just have one kid. Cause you have one kid and you're like, God, this is a big pain in the ass. And then you're like, Oh my God, imagine doing this with two of the fucking things. And it's just like, it's scary. So I think that, um, no, I don't think she will. She might do it later.

2:59:38
Unknown_23: Ooh, but she's older. So she might be afraid of waiting. That's a really hard one, bro. That's a really fucking hard one. I'm going to say no. I'm going to say she's going to choose V tubing over having a second kid. Cause I think unless her, her husband like sets his foot down, like I want kids. So you better fucking pop out some fucking kids. She's 30 years old. Calm the fuck down. You guys are so silly. Five says, I'd love to see a demo of your programming workflow. Happy New Year's. You don't want to see my fucking workflow. I'm such an amateur when it comes to this shit. Thank you. Steve Cricket says, Dear Sneed, we happy new year. I've officially lost 100 pounds since starting my diet in February 2015. Wow, that's crazy, bro. Good job.

3:00:12
Unknown_23: It was hellish. I still have more to lose still. However, I'm skinnier and healthier and look better. Yeah, I fucking bet, bro. 100 pounds in a year is no joke.

3:00:47
Unknown_32: Wait, is she 35? She's 35? Oh, fuck.

Unknown_23: I'm going to say yes. Then I'm going to say, yeah, she's going to have another kid. She's probably going to go for two then and, and call it quits there. Cause that's like basically replacement. Um, and I think she'll probably have to herself and then she might have a surrogate after, cause she's afraid of like damaging her body. Cause she's like superficial. She might do a surrogacy for two or three.

3:01:20
Unknown_23: Um, yeah. Yeah.

Unknown_23: Let's see. But congrats, bro. Oh, I already read that.

Unknown_23: TTD Real for five. Shout out to my bestest crab shack friend, Mound Dweller. Shout out to Mound Dweller, his bestest crab shack friend.

Unknown_23: Heronberger for two says, outstanding job on the custom voting page. Make sure Grok and ChatGPT can get extra compliments for coding it. Actually, it was Clauda. Clauda Sonnet or Clauda Opus 4.5 is fucking game-changing. It's actually astounding how good it was. Gemini 3 was amazing, but Clauda is even better. It's no joke, man. It's no fucking joke. I know it's like a denigrating thing, like, oh, you used AI. I'm telling you. It's no fucking joke. This is why we have to get the H-1B Indians back in India. Because I know that the joke is that AI is going to steal your job. Bro, we don't need them anymore. In two years time, we won't need them. And we've got to get them out before we stop needing them. Because computers are enabling intelligent people to oversee development as if they were a manager managing a team. And that team right now is the Jeets. And if we don't get them the fuck out of this country before they're fired, we're going to have some serious fucking problems. Okay.

3:02:31
Unknown_23: Uh, mouse cop five for five says in the pipe. Five by five took the family to Florida for Christmas this year. Beautiful state. It's show is. It show is, I give it shit because Florida, Florida is literally like a libertarian utopia. I don't, I don't know how else to put it. It's a state where you have extraordinarily beautiful white exclaves that are completely gated off to outside society. And then you go down just a little ways towards Jacksonville and it's like the most mudded up shithole on the planet. And it's so fucking hot. But then, you know, if you have like a gated community with like a pool, like you don't matter if it's hot, you just go swimming. It's awesome.

3:03:38
Unknown_23: I love swimming. Swimming is the only sport I've ever loved. I really, really, I love being in the water. I like it when I'm a little bit sun-kissed. My skin's like a little bit crunchy because I took up too much sun. I love it when I've been swimming for several hours and I get out of the pool and I'm so hungry. And then you go out and you get fried chicken and watermelon or french fries and ice cream. It's the best feeling in the fucking world.

3:04:09
Unknown_23: jacksonville mentioned shout out to jax all right next where's the next set um sneed on sneed sneedonomics for five says happy new year and thank you for the laughs you got my voot bear ascii thingy thank you i appreciate it

Unknown_23: Subscribe to John for $20. Says, thanks for keeping the lights on. Happy New Year. And here's to a great 2026. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Happy New Year.

Unknown_23: Matiki for two says, you're asking to get JFK. Be careful, Josh. They would have done it by now, I think. Um, and Satoshi was a reptiloid three, seven, seven, seven for $20 says your rant sounded suspiciously like the Norwegian King's New Year's speech yesterday in substance. Not to it. Well, unfortunately for me, I am not very well versed in, um, Norwegian politics, but I hope that's a good thing. I hope that's a good thing. I hope me and the King are copacetic here.

3:05:00
Unknown_23: No, thank you very much. And with that, the, um,

Unknown_23: Super Chat segment is over. Thank you very, very much. I appreciate it. And I have a kind of a special outro song. It's by Jury. The song is called Bully by Jury. And I really love Jury. They're like indie kind of. It's a brother and a sister band. They're really... Their songs are pretty good. I like a lot of their songs. And it's very unusual for me to like multiple songs from an artist. But they've been going really strong.

3:05:32
Unknown_23: But I've been holding on to this one for a special occasion because the lyrics are pretty funny and pretty topical for the shit that I do.

Unknown_23: So I'll be playing this as my outro. Oh, shit. I forgot to play this clip for my Boss Band Jack prediction.

Unknown_31: Happy New Year. Hi, everyone. Happy New Year.

Unknown_23: Happy New Year.

3:06:04
Unknown_31: Hey, what?

Unknown_11: Oh yeah. We will make the best decisions.

Unknown_11: We're going to go all in on blackjack. That's my good decision.

Unknown_23: You know what? That's a good, good note to close out on. We're going to go all in on blackjack boys. Don't you worry. All right. This is bully by Derry. Thank you very much for watching. I will see you tomorrow for a regular stream for stream of the year. That's not my recap stream. I hope you have enjoyed. I am conspiring. I am plotting. I am scheming. I can't wait to share my schemes with you tomorrow, chat. Bye-bye.

3:07:06
Unknown_08: Why is everybody so stressed about it? Why can't we all just go down? Everybody

Unknown_08: you seem really miserable but i'm glad you got that off your chest the internet is free and i'm no professional but i think you could use a therapist i'm gonna take a guess you don't have any friends that's why you got a truck in your profile pic it's all making sense it's all connected somebody

3:08:36
Unknown_08: We just dance and we die