Kiwi Casino? (December 10th, 2025) - Mad at the Internet Locals 2025-12-10

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Unknown_06: Two, one. Hello, PPP. Welcome to the Kiwi Casino, folks. It's finally here. It's been off requested and now it's finally being delivered. The crossover between me and Josh here. And I think this is going to be perhaps a somewhat regular thing that we do from time to time. Might be once a month, might be twice a month. where we're going to come on and we're going to talk about stuff together there and do a show. It's exciting stuff, isn't it, Josh?

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Unknown_09: It sure is, PPP.

Unknown_06: Little does everybody know that we just recorded like an hour and a half podcast. About the church in Canada? You know, we were talking about church and religion and politics and all this crazy stuff. We had like a 90 minute conversation that I've delegated to the memory hole. And now we're starting off a fresh new podcast here where we're going to talk about internet lolcows and The happenings going on. Now, this is like a Christmas themed, I guess, edition of Kiwi Casino. Josh has prepared an entire section that he's going to present. And then I prepared an entire section that I'm going to present. Josh, you're up here first at the Kiwi Casino. What do you have for us today?

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Unknown_09: I have religious locales. As we talked about what we had, I realized there's kind of like a ghost of Christmas past, ghost of locale present, ghost of locale future, where we're going to dab on Ethan Ralph's abject misery.

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Unknown_06: Is that what we're going to do? We're going to start off dabbing? Ethan Ralph's object misery. No, that goes at the end, at the end, at the very end. This is going to be the warning.

Unknown_09: We're going to look at what has come and gone, what is going on right now, and then at the very, very end, we'll reflect on how Ethan Ralph is a warning to all these people about how they better change their ways.

Unknown_06: Or else it's over, and they're going to be suffering in a Mexican tin shack all alone with no family and friends.

Unknown_09: Don't spoil it. You always give up the, you always have like these things you talk about and then you just delve into it.

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Unknown_06: How I ruined the entire show. But listen, at least there's not going to be as much pausing on this program. You know, there's no super chats or something.

Unknown_11: buddy let's get some subs I snuck away for about a moment to hang out with brother Josh here today let's go okay so um part of my inspiration for this because there's not I wanted to do something Christmassy but there's not a whole lot that you can talk about because even the locales seem to get

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Unknown_09: pretty quiet around christmas season so um what i've discovered instead is that we're going to do vaguely religious content and i think i thought we were doing the history of kwanzaa brother josh you're not gonna tell us the history of kwanzaa josh explain kwanzaa quick a black guy asked a jew about hanukkah and i was like shit i like that and then he took it he stole it let's go

Unknown_06: I just like morphed into the Ralph voice, my black voice and the Ralph voice, the same voice. You try and make fun of somebody and you just become Ralph.

Unknown_09: I just become Ralph for extended periods of time.

Unknown_06: I've told people, you know, I used to go around and do errands in character as Ralph. Yeah.

Unknown_11: Yeah, I want a half pound of Black Forest ham, bitch.

Unknown_06: Really? I've done it before. Not often. Not often, but you know, you gotta entertain yourself. No, it is. It's twisted. Where you become Ralph. You become the rage pig. Yeah, thank you. It's like a possession.

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Unknown_09: You gotta be careful with that.

Unknown_06: You gotta be, can you lose yourself in the performance of Ralph?

Unknown_09: Okay, first is a familiar face. I think I should just get this out of the way first.

Unknown_06: Oh, no.

Unknown_09: Let me read his name because he wrote at the bottom here. We've got Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. I'm going to talk your ear off about Christian for a bit. So if I go on too long, just let me know. Just ring the bell.

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Unknown_06: no no this is all gonna be incredible the the chris chan lore regale me with the lore you're not super into to like actual like locale stuff you like the sector right no i mean i loved chris chan uh growing up you know i was on the quickie constantly and you know the liquid chris saga is amazing before stream.me you were on the quickie Oh, yeah. Oh, really? That's funny. I mean, fuck, I was on the quickie when I was probably like 12 years old. Dude, you know? Okay, I don't know if I've ever told this to anybody before, but I might as well just get this on the record.

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Unknown_09: When I was... Like, I had just started hosting the quickie forums. My cousin, who couldn't be older than 12 at that time... bought me a Sonichu reference on a t-shirt. And she just said, like, I have a feeling you know what this is. And it was so bizarre, because I literally ran the Quickie forums. And I had never talked about Chris or Sonichu or anything. And she just had a feeling.

Unknown_06: She just had a feeling that I was somehow involved in this. it's crazy how ubiquitous chris chan is because for um the the dsp christmas movie me and andy went to a build-a-bear workshop and the girls in there knew everything about chris chan and they like regaled us with the lore of the sonichu medallion and all this crazy stuff that's they had no idea who we were i don't know how this came up but they they were like younger millennials probably talked about dsp and said oh he's like a lol cat i don't think you know what that is like

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Unknown_09: Oh, Chris Chan.

Unknown_06: Something like that. Something like that. And they knew everything about it. And we're super knowledge. So this even like normies. No, the Chris Chan stuff now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, it was it was interesting then. But it started to get dark. I start dark and I stopped following it basically when he transitioned. And then the final nail in the coffin for me to when I stopped caring was when the house burned out. uh really and yeah that was a long time ago and yeah dude like i after like bob died and stuff dude it's just so dark and so sad and it's like i tapped out early because that's around the time of the quickie forum started getting hosted was when chris entered the tom girl phase when he started he was one of the first trunes so like he invented bronydom and then he invented trunedom basically and people i always found it funny how anti-gay he was like he had created like a cure for uh homosexuality from his blood in the sonichu because he was so straight that his blood like cured gay people yes and it was like i always thought it was funny how like anti-gay he was but then he was like recycling his own cum and stuff like this and But then, you know, he'd love like cartoons from like pro LGBT people, like Family Guy and stuff like that. And that to me was like a big part of Chris was his like homophobia and like his ignorance or whatever. And then once he like truned out, like part of that was ruined for me forever. But then it's kind of funny because, you know, he obviously was like some form of queer, you know, the whole time. So, yeah.

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Unknown_09: I'm not even sure. It's, it's so hard to like interpret his, his mind. But, um, I, I think he always had some kind of peculiar reverence for women. He always seemed to uphold that women were better than men. And from like a childhood age, there's early stuff that he did.

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Unknown_06: I guess he would hold that. He's not actually gay, that he's a lesbian. So I guess he is gay, but you know, he walked back all the anti, anti gay stuff.

Unknown_09: He's walking back. Yeah.

Unknown_06: So he's, he's gay, lesbian or whatever. Well, go ahead, regale me with the lore here of Chris.

Unknown_09: There's an era of Chris that I just have to skip over to get from the house burning down and the tomboy, tomgirl saga to this Chris.

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Unknown_06: The idea, guys.

Unknown_09: Yeah, I don't know a whole lot about it, but one of them is an actual pedophile who should belong in jail. They're really nasty people, and it's not fun to talk about it. So you have to kind of skip from 2015, 2016 Chris, all the way up to the incest thing. And the really crazy thing about the incest thing is that it was not put upon him. Everyone thought, oh, this has to be a troll. No, he wanted to fuck his mom. And nobody knew about it. He kept it from everybody except... Isabel Yonka, who immediately told everybody.

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Unknown_06: Which is rare for Chris because he tells everybody.

Unknown_09: He knew. He knew. And the only reason why he told people is because he was so proud of it. He was like dropping little hints that he was getting laid. And that's how he came out because he was so proud of himself.

Unknown_06: So is that how he ended the love quest and lost his virginity? Or did he lose his virginity at a different time? He claims he lost it. Yes, that's right. He had sex with a hooker.

Unknown_09: He said that she was of Cherokee native descent, and he bought her a gift basket.

Unknown_09: Wow, good for him. And then he remained sexless.

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Unknown_06: Get your hooker a gift basket, huh? Is that what Boogie does? Look, we got a chocolate Santa in the gift basket. Oh, no, not a chocolate Santa.

Unknown_09: The girls that he's after want Dubai chocolate Labubus, okay?

Unknown_06: Oh, okay. I don't think Labubu existed back when this happened. This must have been when he lost his virginity. How long ago is this now? It must have been more than 10 years ago now.

Unknown_09: I want to say it was around the tongue rule saga, maybe a little bit earlier, but he became like disillusioned with sex. Cause if I think it's a weird thing where it's like, I think it incels when they like hype sex up so much and then they actually do have sex. It like just shatters like their entire life. Cause their entire personality is built up on being sexless. And then they have it.

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Unknown_06: And I'm just like, Oh, Oh yeah. That was it. Fucking June session is better than this buddy. Fucking death grip.

Unknown_09: So either they just a lot of them normal up. There was a guy called Marianne Sicklish, who was a Croat from Zagreb. And he wanted the government to appoint girlfriends. That was his name. Government gets girlfriends. Then eventually he had sex and he just got into a relationship and he gave up on like his 10 year crusade to have government appointed girlfriends for everybody. Chris, many such cases, fucking betrayal of his wizard status.

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Unknown_06: Like, what is he doing? But remember, that's what happened. Who was it that ran wizard?

Unknown_09: It was Frederick Brennan. Yes, that's right.

Unknown_06: It was Hot Wheels. That's right.

Unknown_09: Everybody. There was a quote on the Kiwi Farms rotation banner that something, it's like an excerpt from the Wizard Chan fallout of him getting laid, where it's like, he sullied the position of the Archmage and brought shame. It was like a dead on, like, that's actually talking.

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Unknown_06: That's so fucking Kino, buddy. Like, holy shit. It's a place close to my heart. That's amazing. That's how I got involved in 8chan, because Frederick was obsessed with Chris, too, and he wanted privy access to the Chris-chan boards, the secret board we had at the time.

Unknown_09: So he literally traded me 8chan Global Moderator for access to the Sonichu internal board that we had. And then we actually stole two of their admins from Wizardchan, because Glaive was an admin for the Kiwi Farms. And he had sex with a girl from the Kiwi farms. He was like a chain smoking British person. And then Glade went insane. He got addicted to cocaine and wanted to become a sociopath. Frederick, um, went down HN and then all the HN shit happened. And the crazy backroom wheelings and dealings of being a niche internet forum operator, man, some truly cloaking stuff.

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Unknown_06: It really is, man. Like, holy, how is it with you guys these days?

Unknown_09: It's very boring. The administration is just me. There's no other administrators. And then the moderators that we have, the most productive ones, they're what I would call silent workhorses. They just do like 100 reports like a day. No, I was asking with you and Frederick, is there still heat there or beef there or what? No, he... He was after me during Drop Kiwi Farms, but he's drifted off. His life expectancy is only about 40 because of his condition. So in the end, you're going to win.

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Unknown_06: You'd hope. For some reason, I've never taken any joy in Frederick being like... I don't know.

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Unknown_09: He was... And of all the people, and I mean this sincerely, of all the people in my life I've ever met, his cruelty towards me is the one that took me most by surprise. I would say it's like the most shocking level of cruelty. I was never nothing but nice to him. And he turned on me like the hardest anyone ever has. And it still is like, wow, I can't believe he was like that.

Unknown_09: Damn. Like, you know, with Liz Fong Jones and Kefels, like, that's just how they are. But me and him were friends.

Unknown_06: He's not the one who tried to feed you to pigs, is he?

Unknown_09: No, that was his boss.

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Unknown_06: Oh, that's the big boss. Boss hog.

Unknown_09: Jim Watkins. Feed Josh.

Unknown_06: Jim Watkins.

Unknown_09: He was so afraid of Jim Watkins that he actually fled the Philippines or returned to California because he apparently.

Unknown_06: Why would?

Unknown_09: Yeah, Jim.

Unknown_06: He's apparently a very powerful man.

Unknown_09: A very rich pig farmer in the Philippines. Not a person you want to piss off. Apparently he got so pissed off at Frederick that he actually prosecuted him for defamation, criminal defamation, because he said he was crazy. And that's like a criminal charge to say that someone's mentally ill when they're not. So there was like a real risk that he was going to go to Filipino jail over this prosecution. He's going to get Vitaly maxed, buddy. Yeah, as a little... In case you don't know, his condition is osteogenesis imperfecta, which means that his bones, when they're formed, are structurally unstable.

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Unknown_06: They were imperfect.

Unknown_09: Yeah, they can break from any kind of... Like, if he rolled over a big crack in the sidewalk, he could break a rib.

Unknown_06: So he's actually the guy from SpongeBob with glass bones and paper skin and everything. That was what they called him on HN. He had bonitis. That's fucking horrible, man. It is. What? So what does he do now? I think he's a Wikipedia admin. He is a gay furry.

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Unknown_11: No!

Unknown_09: He's a social justice warrior, gay furry. His first son is a raccoon in a diaper.

Unknown_09: I'm not joking. I'm not joking.

Unknown_11: He's gay. He's a furry. He's crippled.

Unknown_09: I don't know what his ambitions are in life anymore. I don't know, man. Like when we went to Japan, he had to leave behind his Filipino aid. I literally carry this guy in my arms on and off the plane. And he fucking flipped on me. to sell me out to Watkins. And it was, like, the most profound betrayal I've ever experienced in my entire life.

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Unknown_06: Like, you know, people say shit to me, like, you took care of this guy, you, like, would change his diapers and shit like this, and then he fucking... Like, is this true?

Unknown_09: I know there was when we were in Japan, he had to use a I'm not sure what you would with a polite word. It's a peacock, basically, because he can't get in and out of bed. So it's better for him just to pee into a cup. And he told me, you might have to empty this. I said, there's absolutely no way I'm emptying that cup. So I never did. No, but it was brought up as a thing that I might have to do. I said, look, we're going to find a way around this. And coincidentally, he was a super big libertarian. But Japanese stuff is 100% handicap accessible. And he was enamored by the fact that he could take an elevator. A civilized civilization. He could go on and went to the high-speed rail. And they saw him in the wheelchair. And the conductor literally gets out in his nice, fancy conductor uniform and puts down a ramp so he can roll onto the train without going over the bump. And he was like completely enamored by just how accessible everything was. And yeah, even the bathrooms and stuff, they had like heated seats and they were easy to get on and off of from his wheelchair. So he had no issues. I never had to clean up anything or do anything weird with him.

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Unknown_06: When Andy went and did the boxing match, this is crazy. But once they put those boxing gloves on, they don't come off. So like 20 minutes before the match, Andy had to go piss and he couldn't fucking drop his drawers to piss. So I had to come in and fucking pull down his pants so he could fucking piss at the fucking time. You didn't even have to aim it? Oh man, Mike. I didn't have to, he was able to aim, you know, but like I come in, pull it down, go back out, come pull him back up. There you go.

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Unknown_06: But it was all worth it. It was an incredible fucking weekend in London or incredible week rather in London. It was fucking wild. I had so much fun. So it was worth it.

Unknown_09: but yeah, it's tough. We were in Japan for like a week and it was one of the best trips I ever took. We went to Okinawa and Sapporo and I just, I, we went there, dude, we went there for Christmas. It was the year that the episode seven of star Wars came out. And on Christmas day, we all went to a movie theater and watch star Wars episode seven and like a Japanese movie theater in Sapporo. And it was a white Christmas day. The snow was coming down. Cause Sapporo is way up North. And it was, it was, it was like genuinely a really nice, beautiful, magical time.

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Unknown_06: Christmas time, Star Wars with the boys, and then... That was like the peak of my optimism.

Unknown_09: Because Trump just got elected president.

Unknown_06: Star Wars just came out.

Unknown_09: 8chan was on the upscale. He was a happy man, and he thought that everything would work out.

Unknown_06: And then... And then the Trump presidency was atrocious.

Unknown_09: Jim lost his fucking mind. 8chan fell to shit. Frederick betrayed everybody. And it's just... There's a parallel timeline where everything went well.

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Unknown_06: I didn't mean to bring this stuff up. I actually didn't even realize that Frederick ran Wizard Chan. But I actually think that was pretty good. A good little segment we got out of that.

Unknown_09: We're still in the ghost of Christmas past. We see the Christian and we reflect on the days that are behind us. Far behind us, actually. This is a distant memory now.

Unknown_06: Okay. So we're back to Chris Chan. Okay. What is it you want to highlight about Chris as we get into this?

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Unknown_09: I just, just real quick about his delusions and how I accidentally made him think he's Jesus. Okay. So you, you're responsible for this. I am. Allow me to explain. Okay, I had no idea about the incest thing. And I'm actually very, very grateful that I escaped the incest thing as clean as I did. Because I legit had no fucking idea. And I don't know if you remember, but at the time, I was helping him do commissions. I think a lot of people I've heard people blame you for this whole situation and say it was your fault.

Unknown_06: And what's obviously they're misguided in that.

Unknown_09: The speculation is that there's no way I couldn't have known. But if you read my post, he sent me cheeky little hints about his girlfriend. And I didn't want to know anything about it. I don't want to fucking know anything about this woman. But he was dropping hints that she had a degree in accounting and his mother was an accountant. Yeah, that she was older. But it's like, OK, if someone's fucking Chris, she's probably older and insane. And then but I was assuming like 50s, not like 70s. And then he said something about her having a child. I'm like, that's weird that there would be like an older autistic woman with a child. The child is me. He didn't mention that part. He even sent me this book. He had taken a photo of a book that he had read about having sex with disabled people. He read a book? He read a book about having sex with disabled people.

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Unknown_09: And sent me a picture of it to let me know that he was fucking his mom. And he was taking steps to make sure he was pleasuring her and fucking his mom.

Unknown_09: Oh.

Unknown_09: Yeah. Yeah, it was a big surprise to me too.

Unknown_06: What was your reaction to that then?

Unknown_09: I don't want to know this. My whole involvement with him was to separate, number one, separate him from the Idea Guys. And number two, send him to Everfree Northwest. Because he was thinking of driving his beater fucking SUV that was 20 years old across the country, across the Rocky Mountains to Washington State.

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Unknown_06: The thought of him even driving 20 minutes to the grocery store frightens me. Let alone cross country.

Unknown_09: When he goes to Seville to pick up stuff, people see the Sonichu license plate and take pictures of it and stuff, but he gets around, man. He drives all the time.

Unknown_06: That's wild, bro. It really is. Okay, I gotta just ask, is he in Finland now? This is what I've heard. He's in Finland?

Unknown_09: He takes trips to Finland to smash his Finnish GF on the mother soil of Finland.

Unknown_06: So really, he's winning. And all of us are felted. What a disaster, buddy. It would have had to be a Finn, though.

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Unknown_09: Finnish people are nuts, so it makes sense.

Unknown_06: It all adds up. Does anybody know? Is she hot?

Unknown_09: She looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid. It's weird. She's one of those people who looks simultaneously like 13 and 40 at the same time.

Unknown_06: Okay. strange her name this whole thing is strange but you know he's a very unique individual and they always said you know he's the most documented individual in history would you say that that's true josh that was like always what the quickie said as far as like the minutiae of his every thought yeah it's pretty obsessive like everything he tweets gets chronicled yeah It really is. And I don't think there's anybody else that has quite that same level of dedication. Maybe Phil a little bit. No, not even close. Not the same. Not the same. Because the amount of articles that... Yeah, and I would just binge those articles for hours and hours just reading and reading. One of the things that happened while I was admin of the Quickie forums was we had a guy called Sky Raider who got a post-humorous name as Trash Raider.

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Unknown_09: After Chris's house caught fire, he literally went to their house and would rummage through the trash and uploaded like document scans of like crayon drawings and stuff that they had thrown out, like high school paperwork that they had thrown out after the fire. So we have like all of his high school homework. We have like his crayon drawings from when he was like in middle school and stuff and doing homages.

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Unknown_06: So there were some holy relics that survived. Did the ring survive? No. Oh, the class ring? The class ring of power? You'll notice that he is wearing a Sonichu medallion and the thing that I'm... casting to you not the original is it no but it's filthy and disgusting it's one of the really old ones embedded in that he actually presses the ring into the back and combines the power of the sun and shoe medallion and the class ring so i think the class ring is actually in so he has the class ring still i'm pretty sure yeah oh the trolls lost bro they never got the ring of power now they'll never be able to stop him buddy What else did he have? He had the Optimus Prime poster that kept him straight. That was the Sailor Moon. The Sailor Moon, the Sailor Moon poster. And he put it up in the video where he was like, Jack Thaddeus blackmailed him into saying he was gay. Do you remember? And he's like, and because he wasn't wearing the ring or whatever, it was not a true and honest video. And he had the Sailor Moon poster to show that he was straight, something like this.

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Unknown_09: One of the users on the forum, his name is Marvin. He was the man in the pickle suit. And he's been around for a very, very long time. And I really like Marvin. And if he ever left the forum, I would be heartbroken. But he once imparted to me a wisdom after he had already given up on Chris way before anybody else on the forum did. And he said that when you try to troll Chris, sometimes you'll think that You have this damning blow to him. You got him to say he's gay or you destroyed his silent shoe medallion and pickle juice. And then he has this incredible mental plasticity where he's like, actually, it was this thing the whole time. And I don't care about that at all.

0:24:44
Unknown_06: As a matter of fact, the goalpost is shifted. The win condition is different. He's really good at that in ways that surprise people because it's like, surely he's autistic.

Unknown_09: If he loses this thing, he'll have a meltdown. But then apropos of literally nothing provoked by nobody, he goes into a GameStop and sees a cardboard cutout of Sonic the Hedgehog with blue arms. And he maces somebody in a fit of rage and like hysterics. So it's like you never really know what happens with him. And that's why it's always been kind of a guiding thing. He's a very mercurial figure and he's assumed many different shapes and forms over his time online.

0:25:17
Unknown_06: Yes. And this is the new like he believes in the dimensional merge and the alternate dimensions and all this stuff. That's hard to explain.

Unknown_09: And the idea is actually swear that they had no part of this, but he became obsessed with like this. It's either an anime or a video game called hyperdimensional Neptunia or something. And from what I get, all the anime girls in there are named after lines of processing processors for computers. And I have no idea what it's about, but he claims to be Blue Heart, which is one of the anime girls from that. And he says that the dimensions that all every every fictional thought, every like Charlie Brown.

0:26:00
Unknown_06: Yeah, that's right.

Unknown_09: Or they're on their own pocket dimensions. And one day they're all going to sandwich back together.

Unknown_06: It's kind of like Imagination Land in South Park or something like that, right? Exactly. Yes.

Unknown_09: So one day they're all going to sandwich back together. And when that happens, he'll regain his powers because he's actually this long line of reincarnated gods and stuff, which includes fictional gods like Blue Heart. Of course. So it all makes sense. The Jesus stuff. Um, I accidentally, um, fulfilled a prophecy. He started calling himself Jesus after he went to jail. And, um, when, if you don't remember, I'll break this down.

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Unknown_06: One does, you know, the timeline of how this work is that, um,

Unknown_09: I was helping him do commissions. And the idea was that I would pay for... Now, when you say you were helping him do commissions, it kind of sounds like a bit gay.

Unknown_06: Like, is your porno commissions? No, it's not.

Unknown_09: It's OnlyFans spicy content.

Unknown_06: I know that the kids have their own lingo these days. No, he was literally just doing crayon marker drawings. Okay. Right.

0:27:14
Unknown_09: So and people were paying for them. So he actually this was my test. I was trying to see if I could actually help Chris do something long term that would support him. So I did a thing where it's like, let's get Chris to Everfree Northwest. I approximate it'll cost about five thousand dollars to get him there, get him a hotel, get the things that he needs because he wants like a like a spandex suit to dress up as a character or some shit. So all that together, $5,000. And then there's a little bit of extra money in case he gets into an accident. And if there's any extra, he'll just get the money, you know, left over. But I'll be making sure that it doesn't go to anything that it shouldn't. So he actually can go to Everfree Northwest, which is a Brody convention in Washington.

0:27:47
Unknown_06: So you're basically this guy's dad in personal retard handling. I was basically an autistic man's dad for a little bit. Yeah, you're the replacement internet lumberjack, yes.

Unknown_09: And I got together a big spreadsheet. I put down the email address and their request. And I said, five a day. Because there were like 100 requests that paid $50 each. Here you go. Do five a day in 20 days. By the time you're done, you'll get to go to Everfree Northwest. And he did it. He did it. He went down and did five a day. Sometimes he felt really good. He'd do 10. So it was like, wow, great. Everybody was super happy with their drawings. It was going phenomenal. The money had cash in my account.

0:28:21
Unknown_06: So it was ready to go. And you know, what's crazy is that you were more successful, tard wrangling him than I was with Phil. I couldn't get Phil to do anything. Phil is actually really stupider than chris chan if you can believe it like chris wanted to go to everfree northwest and have a good time okay he really loved going to conventions and i had warned him because he had been kicked out of conventions like you really got to be on your best behavior because if you fuck this one up and especially chris especially if you do anything creepy towards women you will be kicked out of every convention so you have to make sure that you're not weird around kids you don't touch women weird because you know that's a concern with the person you're talking it is don't be weird about kids don't be weird about kids and women just you know be be good with your hands okay how do you find yourself in a situation where you're having to tell a guy don't be creepy around don't be handsy okay yeah look i'm just covering my bases because i don't want to get in trouble okay i don't want to be vicariously in trouble anyway but i know right

0:29:07
Unknown_09: So by the end of this, we're, we're planning, like he's going in a couple of days, he's going, tickets are bought. They're expecting him. Like it's, it's happening. There's a countdown. Yeah. And then, um, it comes out that he's fucking his mom. And there's like, there's a calamity going on.

Unknown_06: It's a total disaster train wreck.

Unknown_09: And I don't believe it at first because it's coming from Isabel Yonka, who is not reliable. She's like an animal sadist. So no, I'm not sure.

Unknown_06: It never happened to her. She got like a bad punishment in the end, right? Her parents are Glowies.

0:30:04
Unknown_09: There's actually a video of Michael Yonka, her father, speaking on a convention stage with Matthew Prince, the owner of Cloudflare. And this was all before Cloudflare dropped us, incidentally, in case you're wondering.

Unknown_06: And now there's the KiwiFlare. And you invented that?

Unknown_09: Yes, it is a very simple proof of work concept. I'm actually in the process. I sought my work for today to be here with you. I'm rewriting the entire thing. It's going to be named Tartarus, which is the mountain that Sisyphus has.

0:30:37
Unknown_06: Well, I'm glad you took time away from being productive to be retarded with me today. It's not every day I talk with somebody who's actually able to accomplish something.

Unknown_09: Well, don't count your chickens. I have to get it done first. Anyways, so Chris fucked his mom. Didn't believe it at first. And I didn't believe it until he got arrested because something had happened. She went to the hospital or something and said it. And so they were like, don't fuck nowhere county police. I was like, what the fuck? This is like an A-list celebrity had an incest scandal in the middle of nowhere. Nobody had any faculties to process this. Um, so after he, he got arrested, he was then, um, no, he wasn't even arrested for us. They issued an emergency restraining order saying you can't go to the house. You can't be around her and you cannot take her money. So he, um, had to find a place. I said, Chris, listen up the parking lot, the parking lot. Yes.

0:31:12
Unknown_06: But you became a strict dad, huh? I did.

Unknown_06: This is incredibly important.

Unknown_09: He had no money. Nothing. He spent everything that he had on bullshit. He had like $200 in his bank account.

0:31:47
Unknown_09: No, I remember this. Okay, I told him. I said, look, the money, I will dispense it all to you. Because I guess you're not going to Everfree now. You're getting arrested for incest. I'm going to dispense the money to you, but you have to stay. You have to find some place to sleep tonight and you can't go to your house. So go to a Walmart parking lot where it's well lit and sleep in the truck. I even told him, I said, maybe look up at the sky and think about what decisions you've made that have led you to this decision and to this point in your life. And then the next time we spoke, he said that he had gotten a hotel. I'm like, how the fuck did you get a hotel room? And he said that God had given him money in abundance.

0:32:19
Unknown_09: And then I found out that he had withdrawn.

Unknown_08: Took it from Barb.

Unknown_09: I had access to his email. And I got email alerts from Bank of America saying that Barbara Chandler had sent $700 to Chris.

Unknown_09: Sorry, let me pause real quick. Restarting the recording here. Yeah, we were talking about how he'd taken the money in abundance that God had given him to find a hotel room. And then he went to the Charlottesville mall and bought a bunch of toys and food and immediately spent all that money. And I had known because I had access to his email account that he had sent himself money from Barb's bank. And he lied to me. He lied to me directly. Yeah, exactly.

0:32:54
Unknown_09: Yeah. So I had to abort that plan, and I had to force GoFundMe to take $5,000 back. Which they did.

0:33:30
Unknown_06: Okay, so you didn't actually distribute the money to Chris, because I had always heard you gave Chris the $5,000.

Unknown_09: No, and that's, in fact, why he was so mad at me, because he expected that money, and when I just didn't give it to him, he was like, oh, well, I guess I'm fucked now. I just spent the last money that I stole from my mom on a bunch of bullshit.

Unknown_06: Well, you get what you fucking deserve, you piece of shit. Literally.

Unknown_09: So when he was in jail, there was one particularly desperate man who was writing him and trying to be his pen pal that Chris was familiar enough with to actually respond to. And he published the correspondence that he had with Chris. What the hell? So this is Chris's actual writings. And it's a little bit unhinged, but... Oh, you don't say. Yeah. So this is... Let me just get to the Jesus part because I want to show you how I fulfilled... The Prophecy. Okay. Okay. I guess it's so long. We don't want to read it all.

0:34:06
Unknown_06: You wrote like an essay and a half on this.

Unknown_09: I translated this.

Unknown_06: You ever think that sometimes you look at this and you go, fuck, did I waste my life?

0:34:38
Unknown_09: No, nothing that is fun is not worth doing.

Unknown_06: That's right, buddy. As long as you're having fun. Oh, man.

Unknown_09: He says, you may relay all the contents on this letter to Joshua Noel Moon and forward a physical copy to David Hallberg, his attorney. um and everyone's that's right that's quite is he jewish i think so that's quite that's quite an unfortunate name for a jew to have a heilberg

Unknown_09: How just means hail.

0:35:15
Unknown_09: Yeah, I know. I know. It says this. Okay.

Unknown_06: Yeah. First of all, Andy Warhol, I'm surprised he's even referencing Andy Warhol to begin with. Second of all, it's quite the leap to go from Andy Warhol to Jesus Christ, no? That's quite something.

Unknown_09: I can't remember how—I mean, that's one of those things where it's like you have no idea what he's talking about. The reigning theory of what happened in regards to how Chris came to this conclusion is that they give Bibles to every inmate. And so in an abundance of boredom, he actually read the Bible. And then he got— The only way to get people to read it, yeah. And then while reading it, he apparently— Saw some allegories about the crucifixion of Christ and what he believes. I don't know if it actually says this. Stop.

0:35:55
Unknown_06: Go ahead. Is it betrayed? I think I have an idea where this is going, you know?

Unknown_09: Uh-huh. Friday. Okay. So forced out of my home and the temple. That's what he calls his house.

Unknown_06: The temple? What? Oh, God, this is so keto. This is great. Okay.

0:36:29
Unknown_09: The temple is like the narrow point between the parallel Neptunia dimensions, and it just so happens to be his home. So that's like its place of worship.

Unknown_06: I keep doing asides, but like 14 Branchland Court, has it ever been rebuilt? No. And will it be a museum for Chris? It was never completely destroyed.

Unknown_09: The fire that took place in the bathroom made it basically uninhabitable. I don't know if you've ever been to a house that has had a partial fire, but it smells like burned plastic. And if you try to sleep there, it will cause serious respiratory issues. But they just live with it.

0:37:01
Unknown_06: Oh, they still live there?

Unknown_09: Yes. It's never been destroyed.

Unknown_09: Oh my God, I didn't realize that anyone still fucking lived there. Yeah, Mom still does. And he now lives on his own. I believe that Flutter and the new managers, they set him up with his own place. But Barb still lives there. I lived in a house for a brief amount of time with a friend and his brother. And they had had a fire in the kitchen. And it was like the air quality was just abysmal. And like... my friend was snoring so loud that he would like choke in his sleep. So I bought like an air filter and immediately like helped him not choked to death while sleeping. And I just can't imagine living there day after day for years, inhaling that kind of air quality. Cause it's not, it's like their house is filled with trash, which ignited. So it is a house filled with trash and like animal.

0:37:32
Unknown_06: It is a literal trash fire. Yeah.

Unknown_09: Literally, and they sleep in it. So it's like, no wonder why he's lost his fucking mind. He's been asphyxiating in his sleep on microplastics for 10 years. Anyways, it says, having nowhere else to go and having had less than $50 between pocket money and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank, no money in my PayPal, Patreon was not due for a payout until Sunday, and SSI was not coming to my bank until Tuesday. Harriet and Tom Ashby cast me out before I even arrived to Midlothian.

0:38:05
Unknown_06: Cast me out. Harriet and Tom were his uncles.

Unknown_09: And when they had heard that there was an issue with Barb, they actually let their weird ass cousin that they known to stay the fuck away from, uh, come over. And then while he was in transit to Midlothian to, to go to their house, they discovered why she had an issue. And they said, don't you fucking come here.

Unknown_06: Foolish question, but I guess all his credit cards were maxed out or he didn't have credit. He has like the most predatory credit cards that have ever existed and they're always maxed out.

0:38:57
Unknown_09: So Harriet and Tom Ashby cast me out before I even arrived to Mithlothian. The van was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had a wired a thousand dollars to my bank that Friday, but it would not arrive until after on Monday, little food and options. And you try bumming in any parking lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I needed safety and comfort as quickly as possible. That is why I transferred that money. I was going to pay it back in full. By the way, this is why he actually got arrested before he ever paid anything back.

Unknown_06: in full um because like no you know like it's just such an obvious lie you know it's brutal i was gonna pay it back in full come on yeah his mom no um i think that's even why he got arrested is that um it was explicitly mentioned in his um

0:39:47
Unknown_09: restraining order that he can't steal from her and he did he stole from her right on the record like opening shot like the transaction is right there and like and i i contacted the police about it i said look here's the email he stole money from his mom fuck him So I did. I was pissed. I was so pissed I just spent all this fucking time trying to help this guy and he fucks his mom.

Unknown_06: That's how he repays me in full.

Unknown_06: Well, I gotta ask, like, looking back on it now, do you wish you didn't attempt to help Chris?

Unknown_09: Hmm. It's a hard question because I don't know. I think that it ended up as well as it could have. Like that had no impact on him fucking his mom.

Unknown_08: What it did have an impact in is him who found out and what they were able to do with it.

0:40:35
Unknown_09: Because if it was just what's her face and she was able to leak things out for attention like she wanted to and like hide herself while doing it. Like she was evil and sadistic.

Unknown_09: What happened to her was possibly worth the drama was exposing her as well. So I don't know. It's a hard question. Things came out as well for me as they possibly could have, given the circumstances. So it's not like I live with regrets.

Unknown_06: No, I think the same thing about, you know, getting involved with Phil. I'm like, you know, but I had a lot of fun with it. But at the same time, it's just... I think you fucking... That worked out really well for you.

0:41:16
Unknown_09: You got involved... I almost don't want to say this, but you got in there to piss off all the DSP detractors. And then you accidentally tricked DSP into liking you. And then you got involved with him and got all this attention on you. And then you fucked him over and won back the DSP detractors. So you played... Like, every side perfectly.

Unknown_06: Like a Machiavellian sense. No, there's no Machiavellian-ness to PPP. PPP's retarded.

Unknown_06: I'm a fucking retard. What are you talking about? Not a manipulative person.

Unknown_09: I wrote the book on how to manipulate all sides in internet bloodsports.

0:41:53
Unknown_06: Oh, yeah. The 48 Laws of Lolcow or some bullshit. Yeah, I bet.

Unknown_09: All right. Anyways, little food and options. Okay, them in the parking lot. That is why I transferred the money I was going to pay back. Even had $150 from Patreon on Sunday that would have went straight to Barbie Chan's bank account.

Unknown_06: That's what you call it? Barbie Chan?

Unknown_09: Barbie Chan. When they became lovers, her name changed to Barbie.

Unknown_06: The cringe of it.

Unknown_09: Steffi. remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, but Null had to fail his destined test and betrayed me.

0:42:29
Unknown_06: Dude, this is scary.

Unknown_09: Literally.

Unknown_06: That's what he's saying. You fucking snaked him in the garden of Feltseminy, buddy. That's brutal. How could you do that to our lord and savior, Chris-Chan Sonichu Prime? Like I was betrayed and jailed with a kiss over 2,000 years ago. Now... He's really doing it. He went all the way with it. Let's go.

Unknown_09: Now, and as part of the past arrest, I have absolutely no way to fulfill that repentance or anything else. Digital Malachi 3, 16 to 15. I repeat all that personally. Now, all of you had to over drama and fail your worldwide test of faith upon me. Um, and then I'll just read this part. Why and what the hell? Emmanuel God above all other gods and goddesses. And one of my mentors herself, Emmanuel, she, she, her pronouns herself had deemed me to heal, cleanse and clear Barbara through sex of all her past sins and regrets and improve her abilities directly and personally.

0:43:03
Unknown_06: He should have never gone out of the cell though. They didn't know what to do.

0:43:35
Unknown_09: The reason why he got out is that he stayed in jail.

Unknown_06: There's nothing they can do, right?

Unknown_09: No, nothing. He stayed in jail for as long as the potential maximum charge would have allowed them to arrest him for. So they reached a ticking clock where it's like the case went on so long. They had no idea what to do. They had mental health people coming in and then they just ran out the time. And it's like, we can't keep him in jail anymore because even if he was convicted, he already would have had time served for the entire sentence. So they just had to let him go.

Unknown_06: Yeah, I mean, there's not really resources allotted in society to deal with this, is there? Like, what do you do? Like, because in reality, he should probably live in like an assisted living home, right? For his life. Like, but because I don't know, like, I guess he functions on his own now, right? I guess. Yeah.

0:44:09
Unknown_09: He gets a lot of help from other people, but I always believed he could live on his own because he's not properly dangerous. I don't even know what you would call this.

Unknown_06: He's like a I don't know if you can call him harmless, though, because he fucked his mom.

0:44:43
Unknown_09: He believed it was consensual, as he explains here. We mainly cuddled, soul-bonded, and talked. Consentful and emotionally and mentally supportive and healing.

Unknown_06: He's inventing new words to cope about this. It's consentful. Okay. I did, as I had done for and with the chosen few back in Israel over 2,000 years ago in cleansing them.

Unknown_09: So Jesus apparently fucked all his followers according to Christmas. More details from the Bible.

Unknown_06: This is some David Koresh version of Jesus at this point, right? Like, okay.

0:45:18
Unknown_09: Oh, more details for the Bibles that had been overlooked and left out. They forgot. When they had the Council of Nicaea or whatever, they just forgot this part where Jesus was having sex with everybody to heal them. Oh, okay. We gods had eased up on views of adultery. Why else... Do you have all pro-gay, pro-lesbian, pro-trans in today, in the past decades? Everyone involved were all genuinely, deeply happy, content, and spiritually satisfied with themselves and each other, as long as all are over the age of consent. Which is what? Which is what?

0:45:52
Unknown_11: Like, what the fuck?

Unknown_06: I don't know. 70. 70 is the true and honest age of consent, right? Right. Oh, man.

Unknown_09: Anyways, he's genuinely spiritually happy. It is good. My thought is this, okay? Here's the real spiritual conundrum of this. If I am Judas and Chris Chan is Jesus, me selling him out was part of the prophecy, was it not?

Unknown_06: Well, that's always like the old Gnostic contradiction, right? They'll say, like, Judas was a hero because he fulfilled his part in God's plan and da-da-da-da-da, right? It's like, was he really predestined to always betray him? I don't know, Josh. This is a question for the real theologians, for the big boys out there.

0:46:26
Unknown_09: I don't think so. I think that, no, I mean... I don't think so and he hanged himself Which is an unforgivable sin I always had Was God predestined the plan But not the man It was always predestined It was going to be somebody Judas still had the free will choice To betray him or not And chose to betray him But you know Calvinists will say there is no such thing as free will And everything is deterministic I'm going to give you my spiritual hot take on that You ready?

0:47:16
Unknown_09: I think God turns a blind eye. Is that cringe? Is that a cringe take?

Unknown_06: I don't know. I mean, God is not a respecter of persons, right? And the Bible says that God wishes that all men could be saved. So it can't be true if there's a repudiate class that's just damned no matter what. It can't be true that God wishes that all men be saved and he's not a respecter of persons. But I'm sure there's some Calvinists listening who will disagree and tell us that John Calvin knew best. I think that's a really small group of people.

0:47:49
Unknown_09: Because it's like... Well, the Calvinism isn't that popular amongst online Christians, right?

Unknown_06: It's more like either you're an ortho bro, a trad cath. Maybe there's like followers of Steven Anderson that are Baptists or whatever. Maybe. I don't know.

Unknown_09: There's a German word called Götterfunken, which means divine spark. I feel like that's kind of what it is. People have the divine spark, and so they take a part of divinity. That's how you can have a totally omniscient, all-powerful God. But have him not predetermine people.

0:48:22
Unknown_06: Share this with you. Are you ready for the cope? It's basically what you said. God can choose not to know. Exactly. If he's all powerful, he can choose not to know certain things.

Unknown_09: And not be a contradiction.

Unknown_06: The fedoras are seething right now. They're tipping their fedora. They're like, actually, that's a logical contradiction. It doesn't make any sense.

Unknown_09: Welcome to religion, bitch.

Unknown_06: If God is all good, whence cometh the evil, motherfucker? There you go, bitch. What do you have to say about that, Christfax?

0:48:59
Unknown_09: Debunked by Aristotle more than 2,000 years ago.

Unknown_06: We've felted these concepts many times over the millennia. Adam Green will tell you.

Unknown_09: Shamefully, I guess this is kind of in the vein, the spirit of the occasion, but shamefully, many years ago when I was younger, I was a big fan of a certain banana enjoyer.

Unknown_06: Well, I feel like everybody was, you know, I watched his videos, you know, I watched them and, you know, of course, you know, raised Christian. I disagree with him, but he had some funny videos. He did. He had some funny takes. He was really a good performer and high energy and stuff like that. But, you know, I go to his videos today now and they're just shit. Have you watched like any, he's not even amazing atheist now. Like he's changed his name completely because there's all sorts of scandal about whether he's a pedophile or not. Really? Did you see this whole situation where there's some lower level people exposing him for past comments? I think he made on some forums and in some videos. Oh, did he do like an age of consent thing? i think yeah i'll be charitable i think everyone has done like when you're like 20 or whatever and you're like a debate bro you're gonna debate age of consent look like a retard by the time you're 30 it's inevitable listen never be a debate bro and never talk about age of consent there really is there's no way to have like an actual conversation about age of consent in public there's no way you just felt it you know your age of consent listen

0:50:12
Unknown_09: Lolly con and age of consent. I call it the third wire. He never touched the third wire. You never go near it.

0:50:45
Unknown_06: Never think about it. Don't think it. Don't speak it. Already fucked up. Already. Just by invoking it. And by giving that take, everybody involved is a pedophile, right? So the answer is age divided by two plus seven PPP.

Unknown_09: That is the answer. It's the answer to every answer is that every person under the age of 30 is a child.

Unknown_06: That's the feminist. And that's, that's, well, maybe they're right. Maybe they're right. If you explicitly have sex with 30 plus year olds, nobody will ever give you shit.

0:51:17
Unknown_09: Listen, you can only date somebody either one year older than you or the same age.

Unknown_06: Anything outside of that is grooming. You understand? That's been me. This is the world that we live in now. Everybody I've been with has been within a year of me.

Unknown_09: That's why I have walked through the Valley of Darkness for 13 years, and nobody has ever caught me with a stray for anything unbetwards, okay?

Unknown_06: I'm sure. I'm sure. The righteous man, Josh Moon, walketh in the true way. Let's go.

Unknown_09: Okay, we've actually managed to make Chris last almost an hour. So let me just... You told me like this podcast, we're going to go two hours.

0:51:59
Unknown_06: I told you to do two hours in our fucking... It's going to be four hours.

Unknown_09: I'm actually a little bit... I'm so used to streaming by myself that I forgot when you add entropy. It's not just like it lasts twice as long. It lasts like many times as long because you go back and forth.

Unknown_06: Yeah. You know, and I'm asking questions and you're talking and then I talk. It's fun. We're having a conversation. I can't believe I'm used to just ranting at myself and screaming. Well, this is I used to do that, too. And now I have Warsky.

Unknown_09: So. Is that a warning?

0:52:34
Unknown_06: You know, be careful, buddy. Now you're getting pulled down into the pit of retardation with PPP here.

Unknown_09: Holy. I don't think I've ever had anything close to a co-host ever. I've always been. I've been very isolated. I'll tell you this. I don't have any of my mods. And I never have on Discord or Signal or anything. They have my personal phone number.

Unknown_06: It's for the best.

Unknown_09: Yeah, I mean, they have my personal phone number. If anything happens, they know to call me. And they do sometimes. If there's like a serious issue and it's like the middle of the night, because some of them are in Europe.

0:53:07
Unknown_06: It better be somebody fucking lost their arm or something. Like, fucking call you.

Unknown_09: In the few times it's happened, it was worth the call. So they have my trust in determining when to do that. But yeah. No, I don't have any weird, like, special... Even the 4chan guys, they have Discord. They talk to each other on Discord.

Unknown_09: Oh.

Unknown_06: I have no idea how any of that shit works. The 4chan moderate. I guess they're back up. Everybody just trusts it now and is back posting there again.

Unknown_09: Well, nothing happened. The guy that hacked it was afraid of doing financial crimes because he figured the government would actually care if he did anything financial related. So he actually didn't post any sensitive information and just dumped the source code. That's wise. I think that's probably best.

0:53:46
Unknown_06: This is probably a kid in the U.S. Yeah, you know, and then for him, it's like a big feather in his cap that he took down 4chan or whatever, and he's the guy who did it for a while. You feel good about that, I'm sure. They call it gray hat when you do that, when you just do it for fun as opposed to playing it.

Unknown_06: Which are you? Okay.

Unknown_09: Me? I'm a white hat. You're not a black hat, buddy.

Unknown_06: You got the black cow avatar.

Unknown_06: It's all very goth. It's all very emo. It's album art for Shaky Graves.

0:54:21
Unknown_09: Yeah, okay. One day, when I'm finally thin, it'll happen. I'm going to go find a cow head and recreate this photo in person.

Unknown_06: You should just get on cam, buddy. No. Why not, buddy?

Unknown_09: Because I run, I like you, I run a risk of getting shot in public. That's a real thing that could happen.

Unknown_06: You don't think somebody will shoot me in public? With what? I'm a pretty big target. With what? What are they, gonna do but they're gonna get their moose hunting rifle or 30 odd 6 and take me out we can still own some guns you know it's not totally gunless if someone's walking around with a 30 odd 6 shotgun you're gonna notice it all you need is a fucking license you just have to get your gun license here in Canada governor you got to get your uh possession and acquisition license it's called josh and you have to go and do a training course where you actually have to know how to like assemble disassemble the rifle properly maintain it and stuff like that it's like a driver's license test in the u.s we can't even convince people to put their guns in a safe or somewhere out of the reach of children

0:55:13
Unknown_09: Well, I don't know.

Unknown_06: That's where most gun deaths are, by the way. It's children shooting themselves because Papa left his gun out. There are pros and cons to both systems. No, I'm going to have my freedom. 1776 will commence again. I'm pro Second Amendment, by the way. Everybody like you fucking cock. You can't a cock. You piece of fucking shit. You're not supporting a fucking American citizen owning a nuclear weapon. What are you, a fucking pussy? Should be able to own tanks, fucking atomic warfare. I'm just saying if we had nuclear weapons for domestic private ownership, we would have a much more fair government. It's true. The government then would be in fear of the people. When Josh Moon gets debanked, he just fucking launches on Washington, D.C., the full atomic warfare.

0:56:11
Unknown_09: My one cringe anime reference is, like, if I had the Death Note, man, I'd fill that fucking house.

Unknown_06: Here it comes. Back to front, tiny print. He loves you! love your anime no it's just it's just the one concept growing up loved anime it was your favorite thing and now you see all the other cringe posters and you hide your true and honest love of anime i didn't even like dragon ball my favorite anime growing up was pokemon okay gotta catch them all collector right you gotta catch them all you became just like that

0:56:58
Unknown_09: Not quite, but when I was a kid, okay, I'm going to tell you a true story. You ready? Let's just deep breath. When I was a very little kid, my mom and I were having burgers. And she had mentioned something about, oh, it was taking a long time. And she had this thing that she would say when they took a long time. It's like, are they back there killing the cow? And I'm like, don't say that. I don't want to think about that. And then when we got the burgers and I was eating, she started going sadly, moo.

Unknown_06: It's like when it's too raw and you say this burger is still mooing or the steak is still mooing, right? It made me really sad, though.

0:57:37
Unknown_09: And she said, well, that makes you sad. Don't eat beef. So for many years, I did not eat beef at all.

Unknown_06: So you were a G. You're a spiritual G. I ate fried chicken.

Unknown_09: I ate pork. I just did not eat beef until I were... Yeah, go ahead. Until I worked at Whataburger. And then they insisted I have a burger at the Whataburger that I worked at. And then I started eating beef again. But my point was I developed an affinity for cows. And so like my name on lots of websites had some kind of cow in it. And then eventually I became who I am. And it's just like this weird thread about cows throughout my entire life.

0:58:11
Unknown_06: That's amazing, isn't it? It all strung together. You know what? I told you this story in our 90-minute precap, but I'm going to tell it here now just for fun. You guys want to hear a divine sign. So I went out and got some snow globes at Michael's here in Canada. And I got a Hanukkah snow globe, which like you wound it up. It says Hava Nagila. I got like a snow globe of Santa's workshop. And I got a snow globe of a nativity scene. And my lazy ass left all this shit in the car. I didn't want to bring it in because it was snowing and I'm like, oh, it's cold. So I'll just leave it. Well, obviously in the Arctic tundra of Canada, you can't fucking do that. So I come out in the morning to the car to get my shit. The Santa snow globe has shattered. The Hanukkah snow globe has shattered. But the nativity snow globe survived. So the false gods of Santa and Hanukkah were destroyed. And our true and honest Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, is it a sign? Is it the way? I don't know.

0:58:48
Unknown_09: Definitely a lot of people would take that as a sign, I think. Yeah.

0:59:25
Unknown_06: You know, even I like I'm like, I don't really believe in that. But it's like, wow, this is powerful. You see the forces of Hanukkah like like a menorah inside it with a polar bear. And it's all destroyed. And the menorah is felted. And there's water all over the backseat of my car. Santa has been felted. But Jesus reigns supreme in his dome.

Unknown_09: So do you have a snow globe? Where is it?

Unknown_06: I would be able to fetch it. I could.

0:59:56
Unknown_09: You gotta put it back there by the... Maybe next time.

Unknown_06: Yeah, I got to. I got to. I have it currently in my snow globe display because I like snow globes. Seriously? I have the snow globe display. Yeah. I have a box of snow globes that I bring out for this time of year. Fascinating. I'll keep, I'm going to remember that.

Unknown_09: That's a, that's a, I keep weird trivia longterm and I forget a lot of important stuff.

Unknown_06: You don't say, you don't say, huh? Yeah, I know.

Unknown_09: I forget. I forget very important things. I forget how old I am constantly, but I remember a weird shit from Wikipedia and about random people. I'll remember the snow globe thing. I'm going to send you a snow globe one day.

1:00:32
Unknown_06: go oh let's go the kiwi farm snow globe unfortunately the shirt you fucking sent me i got blackout drunk and puked all over it i told you that those are rare the fucking the halloween i was so fucking sad i'm like i really like this shirt but i thought the viking one did i get you no it was the one where it's like the howling at the moon Like that was like the werewolf. Oh, Josh. Yeah.

Unknown_09: Yeah.

1:01:04
Unknown_06: Yeah.

Unknown_09: That was a good one. You shouldn't have thrown up on that one.

Unknown_06: That was a good design. Well, I didn't mean to, but I think I drank like a 40 ounce of fucking rum or something. Don't do that. Fuck it.

Unknown_09: I got a little bit scared. I stopped drinking through November because I was having like two glasses of gin and tonic a night. Oh, you can't do that. I know. I don't fucking drink now unless I go to the bar for UFC or something or a football game.

Unknown_06: Then I'll drink, you know, if people are there, but... I don't drink at home anymore because it's fucking, you know. It's sad.

1:01:36
Unknown_09: We have to pay attention to the ghost of Christmas future, which is Ralph.

Unknown_06: Yeah, exactly, buddy. You got to look at like Rikada, Ralph and be like, geez, do I really need to have this drink? Probably not. But really, the big thing for me has been just how sick it makes me the next day. You know, it's just like, you just feel like total fucking shit. Yeah. And, and then everything you do that next day is all fucking felted, you know, like you're not making it.

Unknown_09: Yeah. I don't, I don't get, I, I haven't drank until I felt sick a long time. So I'm doing, I'm, I, uh, I don't know. I'm just very stressed. I have a drink at night and I watch a film.

1:02:10
Unknown_06: This is your cope. You have to drink his own. I choose to get on the weed, Josh.

Unknown_09: No, I can't stand any intoxicant that makes me less productive. I have a very scattered mind.

Unknown_06: Alcohol makes you more productive? Are you going to start on the addies then? Or the fucking stems? If I was going to become a drug addict, I definitely would take Adderall or something.

Unknown_09: But I don't know. I don't want to develop an addiction.

1:02:44
Unknown_06: It's fucking crazy. You don't have to eat. You don't have to sleep. You just have unlimited energy. But I feel like it's like overclocking a computer where it's just going to melt your fucking brain. It's what it does, right, over the long term.

Unknown_09: It changes your brain chemistry, yeah. And then you start to depend on it, so then you need it. And I don't know. I have a really built-in fear of addiction, so I try to keep everything in moderation.

Unknown_06: No, buddy, you should go balls deep, just like Cricada. You should, buddy. I'll get you up here to Canada and we'll get you on the good stuff. You and Warski will go skiing. Okay.

1:03:17
Unknown_09: Let me get one more guy in before I guess we'll switch over. And then if you want to see another, I don't know how, like, what are we doing?

Unknown_06: The show is supposed to be fucking two hours. Like how long have we been talking on this recording? One hour. Only an hour. Yeah. Holy fuck. We talked for about an hour and 45 minutes before. Okay. That's why. So we've this in reality, the podcast has been going for three hours.

1:03:49
Unknown_11: Oh, God.

Unknown_09: Okay, I accidentally cut out the audio. That's fine.

Unknown_09: Yeah, so I don't know. If there's demand for religious conversations, I guess we can do a second podcast and rake in the Christian dollars. I don't think there's any demand for it at all, to tell you the truth.

1:04:22
Unknown_06: And if there is, those people are twisted. You know, they want to hear PPP and Josh Moon's take on religion. Like, okay, guys, here you go. Here comes our retard takes. Let's go. It can't be any worse than Nick Valentez.

Unknown_09: And people do want to hear him talk about religion.

Unknown_06: Yeah, but that's not a good thing.

Unknown_06: It's not a good thing. It really isn't a good thing that people listen to anything I say at all, really. But they do. So thank God.

Unknown_09: Well, I don't know. I used to feel that way, too. And then I realized I probably am more qualified to opinionate about certain things than a lot of people. So I just have to accept the fact.

1:04:58
Unknown_06: Oh, yeah. Tragic. You're just enlightened by your own intelligence and brilliance, my friend. And you must bring that light to the masses who are yearning for it, my friend. You are a lighthouse in the stormy shores of ignorance. apparently i arms okay if i wasn't farms the flame of light and liberty and truth there your torch lights the way john potter what a brave stance you took josh your torch lights the way he's so iconic bro what are we gonna do without him like i don't know man

1:05:41
Unknown_09: Oh, we're going to have to do what they did with Chris. When Chris stopped being fun, they're going to have to try and find another ones. We're going to have to do auditions. It'll never be the same.

Unknown_06: Maybe I'll transform into him. That's my final destiny is just to be a hollering alcoholic.

Unknown_11: Fuck you, Josh. You ruined my life, bitch.

Unknown_06: know or maybe i'll end up as jim sterling it's like two paths really right inside ppp is two animals jim sterling and ralph which one are you gonna be i don't know hopefully that doesn't happen that's like the dark timeline you know All right, what do we got here, Josh?

1:06:26
Unknown_09: Brad Watson. He is from Miami. He is the reincarnation of Jesus H. Christ, Albert Einstein, Da Vinci, Galileo, Lincoln, Robert E. Lee, Franklin, I think FDR is what he means by Franklin. He considers himself a spiritual reincarnation of many, many people. And what he wrote,

Unknown_09: This is sort of like his thesis from 2012.

Unknown_06: This is fucking amazing, bro. Is this like a blog? This is a blog. This is 7seals.blogspot.com. This is Blogspot. I recognize the format. This is so archaic and of the past. The whole layout of this and everything. There's nothing that looks like this or is like this today. Do you know what I'm saying? Look at this shit. No, it's true. It's just like schizophrenic babblings of a fucking lunatic. And this is what the internet was really made for, was so that people could share truly unique, insane perspectives like this. Not so that we could get listed the top 10 movie moments by WatchMojo or fucking short form TikTok brain rot, buddy. This is the real keynote. Look at it. It just keeps going and going. That's what gave me the breakdown about, like, the Kai Kenneth Streamer Awards.

1:07:31
Unknown_09: Yeah. It's like, that's not what this is for. We don't want to hear black people squabbling. There are no coin incidences. Yeah. So, I'll just scroll through. This is how long it is. It's very, very, very, very long.

Unknown_06: It's like TimeCube-esque.

Unknown_09: Okay. The...

Unknown_09: This is a guy obsessed with numerology, and people obsessed with numerology are fucking crazy. I think without exception, people who try to find patterns and prime numbers and shit, they are nuts.

1:08:14
Unknown_06: They're surfer maxing. They're surfer maxing, you know? There's prime mathematical efficiency there, buddy.

Unknown_09: The numbers that he's most obsessed with is seven and four. And I explained this to you, but it's a really like farcical obsession because the way he arrived at this is primarily that the word God, G is the seventh letter and D is the fourth letter. And the letter zero or the letter O is like the number zero. So he just admits that. What? It just doesn't make any sense because the Latin alphabet and alphabetical order, that's much after the Bible, which was written in Coni. He said it was Coni Greek.

1:08:53
Unknown_06: Coni Greek is like the New Testament. But I mean, Josh, what you're neglecting there is that the devil is putting those lies in your head.

Unknown_06: That voice that's telling you it doesn't make sense, that's of the devil, buddy. It's like when he planted the dinosaur bones to deceive us, buddy. They planted the dinosaur bones to deceive us. I had all those creationist books. Like I grew up young earth creationist. The earth was literally 6,000 years old. And we had like books that you would read to prove it. And that evolution was a scam. And Pensacola, there is a garden with the dinosaurs, like all these books in Pensacola, Florida. Is it the creation? Uh, which is it, Josh? Cause I know that's an Arkansas that you're thinking of that has the full scale. No, I went there. I went, really? I've been to the creation. It's in Kentucky and there's two, there's two parts to it. There's the Noah's Ark experience, which is amazing. How many millions of dollars they poured into this. And I met Ken Ham. Ken Ham's one of my heroes. I shook his hand. I got his autograph. I bought his book. I told him, you know, I grew up listening to your lectures and stuff like this on young earth creationism. The Ark is a marvel to behold, man. And they have all these recreations inside the Ark of like the primitive type animals that they theorize existed then. And they're all like these beautiful, like wax creations, right? It's like a multi multi-million dollar production. And then I'm like at the creation museum. This is high level shit. Like this isn't like a joke. If you go out there, man, they have every like this crazy exhibits of like man living with dragons and stuff like this. They have like a whole thing about how dragons are real and And like the Leviathan was real. It's super cool. If you ever get the chance to go to the creation museum and especially the Noah's Ark recreation, you got to do it. It's just like a whole other world, you know?

1:11:09
Unknown_09: I did not know it was so thorough. I thought it was like a little joke because that's how they portray it.

Unknown_06: It's no joke. And if you actually didn't know anything, like if you weren't like really like a skeptic type person and you went in there, you would be 100% convinced that was all real because they have like a pseudoscientific justification for everything. like the flood and they explain how it would have worked. And like every single, like, you know, evolution, like argument, they have like a counter for it. And as you go through the museum, like you'll show the evolutionist argument and then the counter argument that they have. And you could definitely be convinced like it's really professional and well done. Like the people involved in it are smart people and they're very well funded. Like the money that's involved is crazy. Crazy.

1:11:45
Unknown_09: Well, the Pensacola University is not so interesting, but they do have jean skirts.

Unknown_09: His women aren't allowed to wear pants, and they want to wear jeans, so they wear denim skirts. And that's very iconic of them. Actually, when my grandfather ever took me out to do work with him, I remember my area was super, super, super, super fundamentalist. And the only cartoon I ever saw kids watch was like VeggieTales. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, they were, they were really into it. It was a big culture shock. I was born up North. So when I came down, it was like, like a real, I remember watching, I think Ken Ham produced like a dinosaur TV show where like the kids are like hanging out with the creation dinosaurs.

1:12:28
Unknown_06: It's crazy. And they were selling those DVDs there when I went, it was crazy.

Unknown_06: Oh man. Are they good?

1:13:01
Unknown_06: I don't remember. I don't really remember that that well, but I do remember that I had it. I had exactly what it is. It's like Dinosaur Adventures. Let me see here.

Unknown_12: Creationist Dinosaur DVD or show here.

Unknown_11: This is crazy. Is it? Oh, fuck.

Unknown_06: I'm not going to find it. Oh, it's Dinosaurs with an exclamation point. Is that it? Anyway, I see here creation.com.

1:13:39
Unknown_11: Creationist dinosaur.

Unknown_06: There's a bunch of this type of content. Like when you search it, like it pulls up the Puritan board. There's like this forum, the Puritan board from 2009.

Unknown_06: It's like a whole other, people are, it's like a whole other pocket dimension of like really radical Christian stuff. Who are smart and they don't fucking talk to us. They know that we're all losers. Yeah. It's like, why would I ever want to interact with these filth? You know, I have the real truth and I'm enlightened.

1:14:14
Unknown_09: Oh man. Well, this guy, I forget his name, Brad Watson, um, his, his thing with the seven, four, he would find patterns with seven and four in them everywhere. He was very anti-Trump. And this was like, as an example of like how he would force patterns, uh, He counted the number of letters in Trump's name for each his first, middle and last name and had to translate his last name to Trump. So Donald Jonathan or John Jonathan Trump or whatever, it was like six letters each. And that would be six, six, six proof that he's like the antichrist.

1:14:47
Unknown_09: So that's like the kind of stuff that he did. And he, um, if you actually search his name, like Brad Watson, Miami, you'll find posts of his on like a thousand different websites because he would try to go to all these actual like Christian websites and communities and say, I'm back. It's me, Jesus.

Unknown_06: We shouldn't go over well.

Unknown_09: Yeah. that's key.

Unknown_06: You know, imagine having the balls to actually tell people that you're Jesus, you know, like, I just can't, like, you must actually really believe it, you know, but that's the thing is if somebody really truly believes it, they could convince you, you know, like, and that's, that's how these cults start.

1:15:34
Unknown_09: Yeah. He would try, and he would try to debate, bro, all the Christian people. And the main thing that he did that underpinned his entire religious philosophy is I asked you about the book of Revelation when we first started talking. There's a specific part in Revelation 5 where it says at the very beginning, Then I saw the scroll in the right hand and the one seated on the throne. It had writing on both sides and was sealed with seven seals. And I saw a mighty angel proclaiming in a loud voice, who is worthy to break the seals and open the scroll? And the way that he justifies his return as like a prophecy being completed is that he came up with like seven like hypotheses for universal laws that are kind of like Albert Einstein, but pseudoscience. And that's why he says that he's Albert Einstein being carnage. Cause he has these natural law theories and that, and there are seven of them. And those are the seven seals.

1:16:05
Unknown_06: Jesus and Albert Einstein. Yeah.

Unknown_09: Yes, and many more people.

Unknown_06: This guy's got to leave some pussy for the rest of us. You can't be both Einstein and Jesus, both the smartest and righteous man that ever, like, come on, bro. What the fuck?

1:16:47
Unknown_09: No, he's completing all the prophecies, brah. And that's it, basically. He has the seven simple beyond Einstein theories. That's why it's called beyond Einstein. Because not only is it like Einstein-esque, it's actually smarter than Einstein.

Unknown_06: Where my objection lies is when he says simple. Because as I'm reading this, it does not look at all simple. It seems to be quite onerous and lengthy and complex. Yeah, I'm kind of hoping that there's like a list of what his seals are.

1:17:18
Unknown_09: Actually, I think I have a note somewhere for this.

Unknown_06: The thing is, when you're trying to start your cult, you can't just start off with I'm Jesus. You have to slow boil the frog. You know, you have to start with, like, I'm a prophet, you know, and he talks to me. And then once you've got them bought in and once they've already, like, given you all their money and, like, you've sexually abused them and shit, like, once you've broken down all their barriers, then you reveal that you're Jesus. And then at that point, it's a sunk cost fallacy. They've already, like, given in to Jonestown. Then they will accept you as Jesus, you know? This guy, he went about it all wrong. Yeah. Yeah.

1:17:51
Unknown_09: Okay. So here are the seven seals. You ready? Seal one is the conglomerate of universes, multiverses as quantum computers. So I assume it's kind of like. It's like Chris again. Yeah. It's like everything is like a simulation.

Unknown_06: With like Francis E. Decker crossover, kind of. Yeah.

Unknown_09: Seal 2 is the God equals 7 underscore 4 theory, the universal code, which is that everything is 7 and 4 that's righteous and everything that's bad is 666. Seal 3 is the unified strings, 2119 dimensions, completing Einstein's theory of theory.

1:18:27
Unknown_06: I was with him through the first two seals, but this third seal, I don't know.

Unknown_09: Seal four is S equals 19 theory, sin slash serpent code. Seal five is the speed of thought faster than light via entanglement, which I guess means that if we think, we think faster than the speed of light because of entanglement. Seal six is renativity, reincarnation physics, which proves E equals MC squared is eternal. And seal seven is reincarnation with 26 principles. Luck equals karma times action, which is not Christian at all. And it's like a Hindu. It's not even like a Hindu blend. It's like a, uh, The westernized concept of what karma is and reincarnation, which has nothing at all to do with the backwards tribal bullshit that Hindus actually believe in.

1:19:06
Unknown_06: Tell them, fuck those Jeets.

Unknown_09: Dude, they suck so bad. They really do, bro.

Unknown_06: We have to be careful because they run Gumroad.

Unknown_06: Listen, buddy. Sar, Sar, the Gumroad must be shut down now, Sar! Remember, guys, when are we going to reveal the rug pull to them soon? The rug pull?

1:19:40
Unknown_06: Yeah, like our grifting scam?

Unknown_09: No, we walked that. You misunderstood me when I explained this. You misunderstood me. Oh, we're not actually scamming them? No. No, okay. When we discussed this, just to clarify, he thought I said that we were going to do, like, one or two hours each and then, like, upload to each other's Gumroads, just like the other half, to force people to subscribe to both?

Unknown_06: Yeah, I told you it was smart! Okay, go ahead.

1:20:13
Unknown_09: No, he was very confused. Like, wow, that's extremely grifty even for you, Josh.

Unknown_06: Well, no, Josh isn't grifty. I'm the fucking griftmeister that sold my soul for 30 pieces of silver. That's why you were shocked I could come up with such a great idea. I was like, Josh is a fucking genius. This is great. We're going to milk all these guys for money.

Unknown_06: But now how's it going to work, Josh?

Unknown_09: We'll just talk about the fucking temple or whatever after this.

Unknown_06: Okay, and it's all just going to be one part?

Unknown_09: Yeah, it'll be about three hours long, I guess, at this point.

1:20:47
Unknown_06: Oh my God, but why would they subscribe to both then, Josh? We have to give them incentive.

Unknown_09: You're incentivizing your existing audience to switch over to Gumroad.

Unknown_06: Not 100% of your own audience does that. No, they're not on the Gumroad yet, and we're hoping that they'll get on the Gumroad for Kiwi Casino. So it's going to be a real big draw. I can tell this is the hot. This is the hot new thing that's going to take over. I'll tell you what. You know, if you actually put stuff on the Gumroad, people will subscribe to it.

Unknown_09: I've learned this.

Unknown_06: What? Really? I thought they would just pay me to do nothing. Me too. Isn't that the whole point? I thought this was digital fucking welfare for a new age. And we were panhandling. The fuck?

1:21:24
Unknown_09: Okay. There's one more thing about Brad. Um, this thread on him is 1400 pages long. Cause they would argue with him back and forth for ages.

Unknown_06: Why would you argue with this guy? It's like the guy in, uh, in the, in the gun board, you know, the schizo that's in there, Gaston or whatever that argues with everybody. Yeah. Buddy. He is like telling me that I was in involved in the conspiracy and that I was tipping off the moderation team and shit. I'm like, be gone for me. Skit. So be gone.

1:21:59
Unknown_09: I think honestly, this actually, um, this thread is, uh, special because I get DMCA shit a lot for dumb bullshit. Cause people are always upset. Their content is being used against their will. This is the only thread ever in which I have ever received a copyright complaint about text that, Because one of the users, in a desperate bid to epically own a retarded person who thinks he's Jesus Einstein, copy and pasted a litigious argument from a religious website and posted it to disprove one of his theories or statements. And I got a DMCA for that because they have like a thing that checks their articles for their own other websites. So I had to yell at that guy for being like so pathetic. He had to steal to try and own a retarded person. It was very special. But most of them, yeah, they just argue about religious stuff. And they're like, actually, you're interpreting this wrong. This means that people love to fucking argue forever.

1:22:40
Unknown_06: I just love you go in for like a job interview and they're like, so tell me a time you resolved a conflict. You know, and you have to relate it to your time as the owner of Kiwi Farm. Let me tell you about the time these two retards were arguing and there was this litigation. You know, I've learned a lot.

1:23:20
Unknown_09: Okay. My experience is worth something. I think it actually is though.

Unknown_06: You really are qualified to do a lot of things based on the bullshit that you have to solve at Kiwi farms. Like for real.

Unknown_09: It's a, I mean, I, my professional term is I'm an anti-fragile systems developer. If anyone asks you what I am.

Unknown_06: Ah, that's a new one. That's great. Anti-fragile systems developer? Is that what it was?

Unknown_09: Yes. Sounds right, doesn't it?

1:23:55
Unknown_09: The cope is palpable.

Unknown_09: So he, um, because he believed in karma, uh, one of the things that he would do that was like the main funny thing that he would do is in this time. Cause like I said, he tried to join all these forums to argue about how he's Jesus. And this is like the only forum ever that just allowed him to stay and argue about being Jesus. Cause everybody else banned him. yeah but um he stayed and argued for a very good long time and his funny thing to do when he when you actually finally pissed him off is that he would sentence you to uh samsara he would sentence you to a poor karma cycle like in this one trombonista sent him an anime video now this is obviously terrible karma And Brad Watson righteously sentenced her to 474,747 years as a non-human with 1,666 years of those incommunable. So she would be doomed to reincarnate as like she wanted to be an armadillo.

1:24:37
Unknown_06: So the minimum sentence is 1,666 years. But then it could stretch up to 474,000 years. That's quite the range of punishment, though.

Unknown_09: Yeah, I mean, if you do a really good job as an armadillo and you accept Brad Watson as your lord and savior, you might get some years knocked off. But you're going to be spending at least, you know, almost two millennia as an armadillo.

1:25:22
Unknown_06: I'm surprised though, that he would use 666 at all when it's so evil in his worldview.

Unknown_09: Well, he's, he's no, it's, you had that sentence because you are so evil. I think.

Unknown_06: Oh, I see how it is. Right.

Unknown_09: He sentenced me by the way. I remember this. He kept blocking people and I invented this script. So if you went to Kiwi farms.net slash Brad Watson, it would completely clear his block list. And he got so fucking pissed that I did this, that he sentenced me to be reincarnated as a factory farm chicken for 35,000 years.

1:26:01
Unknown_06: Do you ever worry that maybe you are sentenced to be reincarnated as a factory farm chicken for 35,000 years?

Unknown_09: No, even like seven years ago, I said this. Do you really think that factory chickens will even exist for 35,000 years? The fucking pyramids are only 4,000 years old. 35,000 years ago, the first Indonesians arrived by raft to the islands. You tackled it in an irrational fashion, Josh.

Unknown_06: But what you don't realize is you're going to be sent to the pocket dimension of the eternal factory farm, buddy.

Unknown_09: It's like the episode of Black Mirror.

Unknown_06: yeah no it is like black mirror buddy it's like the white christmas episode where you're being like tortured for all eternity that was a christmas special too how appropriate yes it's all coming together now i can't tell if this podcast we're doing is actually good or if it's just totally retarded i'm sure they'll let us know that it was dog shit i'm sure

1:26:59
Unknown_09: I mean, people look way. People listen to my podcast is they it's four hours long. They put it on halfway through their shift and they listen to it and it makes work go by faster. That's what they're going to say is how did we find a guy with an even more annoying voice than Josh? Yeah.

Unknown_06: that's what they're going to say. How did, where did you find this clown? Fuck.

Unknown_09: I'm particularly raspy. I think that when we swap, we should go get some water. Cause I am.

Unknown_06: Yeah.

Unknown_09: I'm going to die up to that point.

Unknown_06: Well, I have to add you to this Google drive so we can present the Ralph Safa session. And the Tim Pool deep dive into the conspiracy of Tim Pool's compound.

1:27:34
Unknown_09: Okay. Okay. That sounds good. Okay. I want to hear, you brought up several people, but I definitely want to hear at least the Tim Pool stuff and the Ralph stuff.

Unknown_06: Plan segments. I had Ralph, Tim Pool, Hassan Piker, Nick Fuentes, Stix Hexenhammer, and J.F. Gareppi plan. Okay, I'll tell you straight up.

Unknown_09: Fuck Hassan. He's Muslim. He doesn't count. We're not going to talk about him because he's not even white.

Unknown_06: How am I going to unload my Hassan in China folder that I've been sitting on for the last two weeks and I haven't had the opportunity to present it because it's fucking dry. You stream for like nine hours. Yes, but five of those hours are going, whoa, buddy, and two of them are going, let's get some sun. Here's what you do, right?

1:28:17
Unknown_09: You got to do a one soft thing. You got to boot up OBS by yourself. You can't interact with chat at all. You're going to have a gun. Point the gun at the cameras that we're talking about Hassan Piker right now. And you just do the bit. You read about Hassan Piker in the stream. That's how you stream.

Unknown_06: No, I figured I would pawn it off on you because you're an expert on China and communism. yeah and i thought you might be able to explain it have you like his stuff in china is crazy maybe maybe we'll get to that on the next edition of the show when it's like six weeks out of day chinese new year edition that's how oh there we go there save it up all right all right let's do water go Whoa, we're getting into the Tim fool content. I just realized someone gave me $5 and said, spend it on anything else except something that I was trying to fundraise for.

1:28:51
Unknown_09: So I went on Amazon and just coincidentally, they were advertising to me a $4 and 90 cent triangle. So I put the money as directed and now I do have a triangle. No way. there's a point we can synchronize triangles yeah we gotta get you on face cam buddy we got it we're gonna double triangle you're not gonna get nobody's gonna do anything no one's gonna do anything bro I receive credible threats against my life routinely you've become the dim fool now huh my compound is under attack ah Listen, you don't know this, but every day to mask my identity like Ken Clark, I put on my beanie so that nobody, if you see me with the beanie.

1:30:11
Unknown_06: Stop it. This is why he won't go on face is he's bald and he's hiding it with the beanie. Isn't this right, buddy? The Jewish guy took off the beanie and he is actually completely bald, exactly like everyone expected.

Unknown_09: So we know this is going to be true now.

Unknown_06: Okay, have you been following the situation with Tim Pool and Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes and TPUSA? What is your general gist on that?

Unknown_09: So Candace Owens, I do not like. Do you know the lore with her?

1:30:52
Unknown_06: Social autopsy? Yeah, of course.

Unknown_09: Back when she was an OG Kiwi and we were pretty dark nut. Yeah.

Unknown_09: No, I don't like her because she's kind of an idiot. Tim Pool is like milquetoast and despicable.

Unknown_09: He is loathsome and repulsive. I have never heard Tim Pool say anything ever that was like, wow, yeah, that's pretty good. The only guy I've ever heard that said anything remotely intelligent anywhere near Tim Pool is Luke, the libertarian guy. I like Luke. Luke can be funny, but everybody else on his on his podcast just sucks ass. And by the way, I really don't like how he disrespected West Virginia. He went to like a like a random state he's ever done business and didn't make any attempt. And by the way, I remember when this fallout happened, state senators in West Virginia reached out to him on Twitter. Like, you know, I work with the state. If you have issues with taxes or understanding obligations, you know, or if there is a problem, let's talk about it. Like, you know, it's it's the poorest state in the entire country. He's had every opportunity.

1:31:26
Unknown_06: He came in there as just a total carpetbagger big shot and thought that he was going to impose his will on this town and tell them how it was going to be. And it just didn't work out that way.

1:32:05
Unknown_09: knowing your neighbor and having to like respect them civic participant in the community and all that but that whole it rubbed me the wrong way because it's like he went to a state that is in severe economic hardship it's the poorest state in the entire country and it's one you know and he basically told his huge audience of like millions of people yeah never do business with this bumfuck nowhere state that really needs people to want to do business with it it's like and they were trying to talk to him he's just like no i still don't think he's managed to get the coffee shop open that was his big dream right the coffee shop what is with these people in coffee it's like i i honestly

1:33:04
Unknown_06: don't know i think it's because it's like the easiest grift product to do drop ship coffee now all these guys will claim they're not doing drop ship copy coffee or whatever but i genuinely believe it's all the exact same shit that comes from the exact same facilities but the no bro we have the artisan blend ian crafted this graphene dream in the back i swear bro so who the fuck knows but the dim fool compound to me is like uh excessive indulgent hubris flying too close to the sun is it not because he decided to get this massive compound all these staff all these employees he has over 30 employees that he just doesn't need And this is the same thing with quartering is these guys take a business where there's no overhead cost whatsoever. It's literally you're at your desk streaming, reading the news, right? And they turn it into this massive vanity project where you have all this money coming in, but you're blowing so much money on staff and things that you don't need that the business suddenly is unprofitable when there's literally no overhead to it at all. And so Tim started to run into trouble when the Russian money dried up. So Tim pool was getting that, that they, that they,

1:34:05
Unknown_09: Is that like proven or is that just like your inference?

Unknown_06: Oh, I mean, it's partly, he started to have financial difficulties right after that. And I remember covering it on the show. He was complaining and there was a staff meeting where he was berating everybody about how incompetent they are, how they fucked up his computer and melted it. And there's going to have to be changes around here because we're going to have to cut costs and, And then Ian, I'm not sure how familiar you are with Ian. Are you aware of this guy?

1:34:54
Unknown_09: Listen. Oh my God. I don't know if I should say this to you. I'm going to pause it real quick. I'm going to give you some deep glory real quick. Okay.

Unknown_06: Yeah. So my take on Ian is that he's insipid and everything he says is stupid.

Unknown_09: And I have no idea why he's around.

Unknown_06: Yeah.

Unknown_09: Apparently, he just sucks his dick really good, so that's why he keeps his job.

Unknown_06: Yeah, basically, he's like a personality hire, right? Where he has this vibe that Tim wants to have of, like, the stoner, skater vibe dude that's, like, free-spirited. And basically, this guy makes, like, six figures a year to just smoke pot and skate in Tim's garage. He skates? Yeah. Yeah, he skateboards and, like, smokes weed and does game jams. And Warsky was, like, invited by Ian to go to the game jam. He was like, bro, we gotta do the game jam, man, and we're gonna fucking... It's gonna be radical, dude. But anyway, basically, Ian comes in from time to time, just irritates everybody on the panel, pisses them all off, and then somehow still gets paid. And it's pretty jokes. But anyway... i mean he's been there from the beginning though right it would be really hard to fire somebody who you started your company well that's the thing for a dim fool is even though the guy is totally useless and a detriment and nobody likes him uh he still keeps him around but it was funny because during this initial like stressful business meeting like it's so tense in the room right like he's about to fire people yeah he's reading them the riot dressing everybody down like in public on camera yeah Ian just comes in, like, freshly ate out of his mind, I imagine. He's like, dude, Blackpool, what if we did a game jam to raise money, bro?

1:36:08
Unknown_06: And Ian sounded like Tim just wanted to fucking throttle him, just wanted to fucking, and he didn't read the room at all. He just, his chill face while everyone else is fucking dressed. Anyway, there was issues then.

Unknown_11: Yeah. You might need to turn off your video.

Unknown_11: Yeah, my internet just fucking... Hold on. Let's see here. Yeah, that's better.

1:37:09
Unknown_11: What the fuck just happened? I don't know if it was my internet or your internet or what just happened there, but... It's still a little bit robo-y.

Unknown_06: Yeah, let's give this a... It might be Discord, because I see that it's flipping between...

Unknown_09: like poor connection and good connection. I don't know if that's discord or if that's, hold on, maybe let's, uh, let's redo the call.

Unknown_06: Okay. Here's the situation. Um, after that, you know, Tim still was going on and everything was fine and there wasn't, didn't seem to be any issues, but recently his metrics along with pretty much everybody in that, like, I don't know, milk toast kind of grifter conservative space, like, I say like him and quartering, those guys views are really drying up. They're really down in terms of their viewership. Right. And so the money has been drying up. And one of the big problems and one of the big irritations for quartering and Tim pool is that Candace Owens has come in and is getting all the views and getting all the money. Right. yes candace owens is like ascendant and so they've been making like backhanded remarks at her for months now since charlie's death and then last week tim just came out and quartering came out as well and just lambasted candace owens and said she's a fraud and she's a grifter but you could tell it was kind of clearly motivated by a jealousy over her numbers and her success right and And there's been this battle between Candace and Tim Pool now where Tim Pool is demanding that Candace provide proof that there was an assassination plot against her by the French government. And, you know, Candace isn't providing proof because there probably isn't any, you know, let's be real. And so the feud is starting to heat up, but what ended up happening, uh, last Friday, the 5th of December is very interesting. And this is where the feud can. So let's go in here to, uh, zero here in the folder and we're going to go through it.

1:38:48
Unknown_11: Okay. Oh,

1:39:31
Unknown_06: So, Tim here says, last night, a vehicle approached our property and opened fire. What? No one was hurt.

Unknown_06: Our security team is reviewing the incident and will be relaying the report to appropriate law enforcement. This is the price we pay for speaking out against evil. Now, Josh, you seemed a little skeptical of this statement from the beginning.

Unknown_09: Yeah, that's stupid. If I was the same person... Number one, he lives in a compound. He has security footage. So he should be able to clearly put a video out. Like with Nick Fuentes. Nick Fuentes had a spook and he posted a video of it.

1:40:10
Unknown_09: So we're going to get into it.

Unknown_06: So in the following slide, we're going to see a follow up. So he goes, security believes three shots were fired. We are in contact with police and FBI. Thank you, everyone who reached out. If anyone has archived Chicken City, the shot should be audible. Unfortunately, we do not archive the live stream. This would be Friday between midnight and 1 a.m.

Unknown_09: Okay, so he does one of those Twitch live streams where you just live stream your livestock?

1:40:43
Unknown_06: Yes. So he has a chicken farm that he live streams, and he was archiving it up until a few months ago, but is no longer archiving it. Now... So let's continue now. It's interesting. Now he said this, this would be Friday between midnight and 1 a.m. So this happened on December 5th of 2025. Interestingly, in December 5th of 2022, the exact same day, tim pool had someone break into one of his properties they are lucky to be alive after nearly being struck by a nine millimeter they panicked and dropped their belongings and fled the property please stay the fuck away from my buildings this is west virginia and you will get hurt okay i have a theory for this should i give you my theory should i hold it no go ahead

1:41:34
Unknown_09: So West Virginia, very rural state. Rednecks love to hunt. It's hunting season. So I have a feeling that they're spotlighting deer and shooting them out their truck.

Unknown_06: This is what everybody's saying, is that it was probably just a hunter who fired off a gun, and now Tim has blown it up into this big thing. Because he's struggling financially and he wants to get big viewer donations. This is what a lot of people are saying. But I find it interesting that he has an attack on his compound on the exact same day, the exact same time of year. It's going to be the same season. Three years ago.

1:42:06
Unknown_09: I just imagine this call where he calls up the police. I heard gunshots. Yeah, you're in West Virginia. I know it was really early in the morning. Yeah, you're in West Virginia during hunting season.

Unknown_06: So now it's in question and it's got really into question because people are wondering if he even called the police or what ended up happening here. But let's continue to the next slide. So he says there's a nine millimeter bullet lodged in my kitchen now. I can't say I'm surprised this happened after the wave of doxing and threats made against.

1:42:39
Unknown_09: Please tell me he's going to post a picture of like a bullet in the case.

Unknown_06: So Candace Owens just came out today. I think it's our next slide. And oh, actually, no, it's not. So before we get into that, let's have a look here. Let's watch this and let's go about a minute in. And we're going to get additional information from Tim Pool about this shooting.

Unknown_02: He believes three shots were fired. We are in contact with police and FBI. Thank you for everyone who reached out. If anyone has archived Chicken City, the shots should be audible. Unfortunately, we do not archive the live stream. This would be Friday between midnight and 1 a.m. Important to note, he's asking folks to kind of listen in if they do have that podcast somewhere, because you should. be able to hear now those gunshots this whole thing about like we have to have the podcast or like this this chickens like we have security cameras though that captured it right like it should be very easy but Tim has an excuse about all of this that we're gonna get into let's move on here this is I believe now yes this is him saying he won't show this okay just from the start yeah

1:43:54
Unknown_05: We were out and I got a message just around 1 a.m.

Unknown_05: And it was it was vague and nondescript. Just there was an incident. We need to talk with your team.

Unknown_05: And then we started getting the details trickling in that a car had been lurking or something that effect and a shot was fired. We now know that it was three shots that were fired. We don't know exactly what or why. And we are desperately trying to rationalize. Maybe it's just random. Just somebody was driving down the road in the middle of nowhere in the country and decided to slowly approach our property.

1:44:32
Unknown_06: Your explanation, which is the first that comes to mind that it's a hunter, doesn't even cross Tim's mind. And like he's creating this like, oh, this is delusional to think it's anything other than Antifa attacking.

Unknown_09: Right? Yeah, there's not really a lot of Antifa in West Virginia, I imagine.

Unknown_06: That's what I was saying last night on my show. I'm like, what the fuck? Maybe if you live in Detroit, drive-bys are a thing you have to look out for, but I'm pretty sure in bumfuck nowhere, West Virginia, you don't have to worry about that.

Unknown_05: I'll continue, I guess. Fire several rounds. Just... For no reason. For fun, perhaps. At this time, for security reasons, you know, I've got these people screaming, release the footage.

1:45:08
Unknown_05: And the concern we have is obvious. To then show everyone where we put our cameras.

Unknown_05: That's not going to happen. And that's the honest truth. Josh!

Unknown_06: Are we not calling bullshit on this? Cause couldn't he just move the cameras or set up more cameras on the property?

Unknown_09: Yeah. If you set up more, you only have to show one, one perspective and you know, it's like, and then there will be no doubt about this.

Unknown_06: And normally you just go, okay, I believe you. But this whole thing is he's been demanding proof from Candace Owens about the threats to her life and, but he won't provide the proof himself of the supposed threats to his life. So this is where people are now pressing him and being like, release the footage, release the footage. Like, and this is the thing is, you know, somebody might be able to see the footage and be like, oh, I know what that car is. Or, oh, you know, they might be able to help solve the crime and stop this violence. Right. But he's not providing said footage, which is a bit suspicious. Yeah.

1:45:48
Unknown_09: It's strange. What's suspicious to me is that he claims it was a nine millimeter, but I don't know how he would ascertain that because he would have to look at the lead fragments and say, this is a nine millimeter, which he's definitely not going to do.

1:46:28
Unknown_06: Can we not have a photograph of said nine millimeter?

Unknown_09: Cause rounds or it makes me think, you know, with the whole it's hunting season is that, um, rednecks absolutely will shoot on your property. It's called spotlighting is what they do. They get into a truck and they have a spotlight and they'll put it on the deer. Deer are fucking retarded. They see a spotlight, they freeze. Well, if you're a hunter, you can just shoot them then because they're frozen. So if he has this big compound, lots of acres, his house is out in the middle of it, rednecks will drive up in the middle of hunting season, spotlight the deer, and then shoot it. And if they're particularly dumb and drunk, as I imagine many people in West Virginia may be, You know, he might end up driving a bullet into somebody's house, which is why it's illegal to do that everywhere. So, yeah, my initial thought is Hunter. I don't know why he thinks it's a nine millimeter. It would be weird if someone's hunting with a nine millimeter. It's unheard of. But like, I don't know how he would come to that conclusion unless he has forensics or something.

1:47:08
Unknown_06: Yeah, I don't know. Apparently the security team or forensic. I don't know. Let's continue here.

Unknown_06: had been archiving the chicken city live stream this is inside of our chicken coop it doesn't reveal it's designed specifically not to expose the property the location or anything like this but then you just hear gunshots yeah but it doesn't prove that it's an attack even if there were gunshots on the audio if you know like i've lived out in rural areas you'll hear gunshots just all the time you know billy bob next door will just be you know he got home from work he got a bud light and he's got a magazine that he's fixing on some kind of side it's just like paranoia kicking in for tim that he thinks everybody's out to get him I know he's been swatted a lot of times. Like there obviously are a lot of people who maybe are out to fuck with Tim, right? He's apparently had issues with vandalism at his skate park and stuff like this.

1:47:54
Unknown_06: So I don't know. I don't know, man. Like he wanted to have like a community skate park, but it kept getting vandalized by leftists or something like this. In West Virginia. And now he's talking about like his rental property. You'll see like in his big meltdown, he talks about his rental property keeps getting broken into by Antifa and they beat up the people who live in his rental property and you won't be able to sell it. And it's fucking crazy. I don't believe him. I don't believe him on any of that. I don't believe it either. I don't believe it at all. I think he's totally full of fucking shit to be honest. And that this is a transparent, like martyr Griff. And the thing is, and I remember he went, he went on, um, when he was getting swatted, you know, he did a tirade about how he's like, I won't keep quiet about it.

1:48:54
Unknown_09: Cause you know, the number one thing they tell absolutely everybody who gets swatted is do not go online and say, I got swatted. Cause number one, you're proving that the method works. Number two, you're proving your address. Number three, you're giving them what they want. It's like the worst possible thing you can do. I know. It really is. He keeps going on lines. I was swatted. I was swatted. I'm being shot at. I'm being shot at. My shit's being vandalized. It's like you're begging.

1:49:26
Unknown_06: You're incentivizing people to continue doing it to you. And it's a part of these people's business model is to be a martyr. I'm under attack. The left is after me. And it's like, bro, you live in rural West Virginia in a compound with like armed security and 30 staff. Like, What more can possibly be done to make you feel safe, sir? Like you personally carry. I don't know, but he needs more security. And this all turns into he needs more money for security. So we need. Yeah, let's continue.

1:49:58
Unknown_05: Caring for shows, people who don't like me for whatever reason, saying that we're lying, making things up. None of this can be true. Charlie Kirk is dead.

Unknown_05: A couple months ago, he was murdered. We have a suspect. We don't know exactly what happened. There are many questions around how it all went down. We got shot in the fucking head.

1:50:29
Unknown_06: Yeah, we saw him get shot in the neck.

Unknown_05: Don't you know it was a blow dart from the camera, Josh?

Unknown_09: blow dart from the camera that's what they say it was like a metal dart that was shot from the camera that was one of the early conspiracy theories really i was i was listening to candace and the conspiracies for like the first few days but eventually like it loses all basis with reality and we i know there's a lot of people who believe and will be pissed off that i i don't believe in the egyptian aircraft fucking have you heard of the egyptian aircraft josh

1:51:11
Unknown_11: no and the french government is doing it and macron is ordering the assassination of charlie kirk and now candace owens and all this stuff to me that sounds stupid i'm very occam's razor what makes sense is that a tranny fucker wanted to kill somebody and shot him well and let's be real like that's like the best narrative for the right wing to take in order to win yeah but exactly in

Unknown_06: And what Tim Pool is saying about Candace Owens here is that this is self-sabotage, that what you're doing now is you're taking, you know, a tragedy that happened to Turning Point USA and saying that they're the perpetuators of it. You're taking the victim of this event and making them the guilty party. And now the entire legacy of TPUSA is being tarnished and destroyed and the right is being divided. And this actually is happening in real time. And that's Tim Pool's position?

1:52:08
Unknown_09: Yeah, that's Tim Pool's position.

Unknown_06: That's a good position to take because it should be the message from this should be that if anyone is like Charlie Kirk, in my opinion, was very tame and they treat him like he was Satan reincarnated.

Unknown_09: It's like, you know, if Charlie Kirk is the worst thing possible, then we're all fucked. If we lose, we're all completely fucked.

Unknown_06: I think where Candace really lost the plot with this, everybody was down with blaming Israel and the Jews because everybody's always down for blaming Israel and the Jews, of course. She is now blaming the French government. And so it's like a complete pivot. And then her coalition is being fractured because people are like, well, it was obviously the Jews that fucking did it. You know what I'm saying? But the thing is for me, right? And I think Fuentes is right about this. It doesn't make sense to me that Israel would kill its biggest supporter and champion in Charlie Kirk. Well, supposedly he was souring on Israel. Yeah, but that's a cope. Like, the thing is, Charlie Kirk was a people manager, right? So he told people the things they wanted to hear. So when he's talking to pro-Zionist Jewish donors, he's the biggest Zionist champion in the world. When he's talking to people in the coalition who are anti-Israel, he has to dangle in front of them, oh, I'm about to turn, I'm going to change, you know, I'm having these issues, in order to keep them all a part of his team. Kind of like Flint has.

1:53:21
Unknown_09: Because Fuentes will change what he believes, depending on who he's talking to and who he's trying to impress.

Unknown_06: Yes, exactly. But unlike Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes is very bad with people and is unable to build any sort of broad tent coalition, let alone a coherent, organized group of any kind. My only thing he cares about is himself.

Unknown_09: Yeah, I always thought is he's never moved out of Illinois and like started his temple compound. And it's like he could definitely like do a fight club and get like a bunch of these these people that follow him to come to his house and live with them.

1:54:09
Unknown_06: Well, I know, but he doesn't want to do that, you know, and I've always been confused as to why it's like, I don't know why he still lives in Chicago and that fucking house. And we've talked about this before that he should get like some compound and get the crew in there. But then, you know, he knows what happens when that happens is the feds then come and raid your shit and you get fucking felted. So it's probably why he doesn't do that. Right.

Unknown_09: I mean, that sounds like the excuse they use. I don't buy it.

Unknown_06: You don't buy it, buddy. Your place hasn't been raided by the feds yet. There you go.

Unknown_09: Last time FBI knocked, I was in Buffalo, actually.

1:54:49
Unknown_06: Okay, so anyway, let's continue on here. So now, because Tim won't show proof, we now have this superhero, the Angler Man, who's apparently an ex-Marine, and he's contacted the police department to ask if there's any report of this happening at Tim Pool's house.

Unknown_09: He didn't even report it?

Unknown_09: Let's see.

Unknown_00: Yeah, hi. He sounds like a good old boy. Yeah. So my name is Adam. I go by Adam the Angler online. I run like a very small content creator.

1:55:23
Unknown_06: He had to make sure it was in the clip, right? Yeah. Like X and YouTube and whatnot.

Unknown_00: Anyways, Tim Pool had put out a post on X on December 6th around 8 a.m. saying that there was a shooting that took place at his compound, I guess, his residence slash business.

Unknown_00: Okay. I have a possible address that it's, but I'm not a hundred percent, but I just wanted to call and just verify that he has contacted you guys. Like he said, because something about this, this guy's pissing me off. Cause you can just call up with an introduction and be like, Hey, you guys got a police report.

1:55:57
Unknown_09: And it's like a small podunk County ass fucking share that we ain't had no police report in two weeks.

Unknown_09: We went to the bar last night to break up a fight, but add up to me.

Unknown_00: So yeah, I just wanted to see if he's being honest or not. Basically. Okay.

Unknown_00: Yeah. No one like would have been hurt necessarily. He said in his post that it happened around 1am on the 6th of December. Please say something about deer property and allegedly fired three shots. But then he said that, what's that?

1:56:32
Unknown_00: Tim Pool. He's a fairly large content creator. He covers a lot of geopolitics and whatnot.

Unknown_00: Okay. And so... Okay?

Unknown_06: None of this is necessary at all. What he's adding on, you know? There are no calls associated with Tim.

Unknown_00: Oh, no.

Unknown_00: I'm sorry, say that again? No call, no report? Yeah.

1:57:06
Unknown_03: Jefferson County, huh?

Unknown_06: Well, okay. Now, there are multiple copes about this call. On this tweet itself, a Tim Pool staffer came in. She's apparently one of the graphics artists and said, I've seen the footage myself. It definitely did happen. OK, but it's like, do you believe this random graphics artist? Some people say he had the wrong address, that it's actually a Maryland address and not a West Virginia address or whatever. So this isn't definitive by any means. But when we're now at the point where this guy has contacted the police and we have no report of this, apparently nothing at all, no call. You might want to produce the evidence of this, especially when you're in a war with Candace Owens about who's more credible, about who's going to get assassinated by the Jews or whatever, you know?

1:58:14
Unknown_09: It's interesting that if he's in Jefferson County, that is the part of West Virginia that's closest to the D.C. metropolitan area. And you can actually take a train from Martinsburg to D.C. It's about an hour. It's one of the only train lines that is in the U.S. But you can take a train. It's an hour ride.

Unknown_06: I thought I had this in the folder, but it actually wasn't. I fucked up. So I sent it to you on Discord, but Candace Owens has a very interesting claim regarding the break-in at Tim Pool's property back in 2022.

1:58:58
Unknown_00: So if you just look, I sent you the Twitter link on Discord, and we'll pull this up before we get into Tim going after Candace Owens.

Unknown_06: I suppose we're out of order in the timeline, but... I just find this very fascinating. So Candace Owens is saying the shooting Tim Pool survived in December of 2022 was committed by his brother, by the way. It was his brother who is the one who fired the weapon on his property. And he cannot deny this fact.

Unknown_09: So his brother was just shooting on the range, and he reported he freaked out and shit himself.

Unknown_06: Apparently what happened back three years ago is the 9mm bullet that's lodged in the kitchen was fired by his brother. I don't know if this is true or not, but it's escalating. It's getting crazy, the battle between these two. And this next clip in the folder is going to show you how intense it's gotten, how pissed off Tim Poole is.

1:59:44
Unknown_06: Actually, it's the one after this, sorry. But this one is good. So, no, no, go back. We'll cover it in order. So this is Tim letting us know that TimCast is going out of business. That December 19th may be the final show.

Unknown_09: Oh, no. What a birthday present.

2:00:18
Unknown_06: What a disaster.

Unknown_05: So where does that leave us?

Unknown_05: We have two weeks left in the year before we go on our Christmas hiatus. You know, I'm not a big fan of any kind of hiatus. I would prefer just to work.

Unknown_06: Why not work then? What a humble brag.

Unknown_09: I wish I didn't have to take off Christmas, but my strong Christian faith means I have to. But I would rather toil to take this time off. Screws me fucking duck over here. I wish I could dive in the money bags throughout the Christmas break. ...ruling, of course.

2:00:50
Unknown_05: And there's a lot of infrastructure here. that requires me to work all day every day Monday to Friday, with some extra work on the weekends, usually meetings.

Unknown_06: By the way, that's what everyone does. Everyone works Monday to Friday. But we're meant to believe this guy works toiling, fingers to the bone, sundown, sunup. I'm doing the same thing, taking the two weeks off.

Unknown_09: And I'm already planning, oh, I'm going to do my backlog of emails. I have a stack of 100 letters that just sits on top of my bed.

2:01:24
Unknown_06: So now it's your turn to humble brag about how busy you are? I'm just saying.

Unknown_09: I'm just saying that even when you take time off, you still gotta do shit.

Unknown_06: I'm not doing shit. I'm a lazy, fat fuck.

Unknown_09: You gotta figure it out. Me and Tim Pool, we're the dim fools that are toiling away at Christmas while you enjoy your snow globe.

Unknown_05: I'm probably gonna have a stroke.

Unknown_05: My health is actually pretty good. My blood pressure is great. My resting heart rate is actually around 45. I exercise quite a bit. Haven't been able to skate in the past month or two. The holidays.

2:02:00
Unknown_06: Oh, the world's smallest violin. He's skateboardless. Like, brah, are you telling me you couldn't find 20 or 30 minutes to skateboard in your day? Like, this is crazy, this Saab story. He's been too busy planting bullets in his kitchen.

Unknown_09: Like little tweezers.

Unknown_05: But we have to have these conversations, and I have been.

2:02:32
Unknown_05: With our contractors, people we work with, our vendors, partners.

Unknown_05: And one thing is clear.

Unknown_05: The violence will get worse.

Unknown_06: You mean the violence is going to get where it's clear? Go ahead, Josh.

Unknown_09: The contractors are giving him a statement like, yeah, it's been good working with you this year. Probably going to be more terrorist attacks on your house coming up, so you might want to hire us some more. It's like, where are you taking this information?

Unknown_06: Look at the seriousness in his eyes as he's telling us this. He's like, guys, this is fucking happening. The terrorists, they're after me. If I can't afford a Kevlar beanie, my brain's going to get blown the fuck out.

2:03:07
Unknown_09: You guys need to help me.

Unknown_05: We cannot keep going as status quo. Something has to change. How is he fucking up so bad?

Unknown_06: I don't know.

Unknown_05: How many millions of dollars do you need to run a podcast?

Unknown_06: I'm serious. I'm supposed to believe he can't do this from his house.

2:03:43
Unknown_09: he can he this is the same thing with quartering it's like what the fuck are we talking about i have the same mic i you know i do i do do this from my house i don't need i don't need any of this shit it's like a one-time expense to like get the microphone get maybe the lighting and you know the fuck the shit like come on The only thing I can think of is that I rely on my forum for all my information, so I never have to go look for information.

Unknown_06: Oh, I mean, he just has Twitter. He just has Twitter. That's true.

Unknown_00: They just talk about the Twitter trends.

Unknown_06: That's all that they fucking do anyway. It's not like there's some expert researcher that's pulling esoteric knowledge out of archival documents at the fucking library. Like, that's not what's going on. Do you know what I'm saying? It's bullshit.

2:04:37
Unknown_05: Threat to come and shoot up our studio and our workplace.

Unknown_05: We asked, at what point do we say, we can't do this anymore?

Unknown_05: The cost of running Timcast IRL Studio and the projects around it exceeds the amount of money it brings in. That's shameful.

Unknown_06: Go ahead, Josh. What do you think of that?

Unknown_09: It's just shameful. The only thing I can think of, the only thing I can explain that that would be even possible is that he literally hires 24-7 security on-premises. Because he's so afraid of being shot.

2:05:14
Unknown_06: Well, that's what he's saying that he needs. He's saying that he needs an entire, like, private militia at his home. Even Nick Fuentes.

Unknown_09: Like, who probably is at greater risk of bodily harm than Tim Pool.

Unknown_06: That's what I'm saying. Like, if Fuentes... I get it, bro. Like, you're saying some radical shit. Tim Pool... What the fuck does this guy say that's so out of pocket?

Unknown_09: There's two options here, and I want your take on it. It's a coin flip, basically. Either A, he is just completely craven and genuinely afraid of his own shadow and just being shot at random and just lives in constant fear, or is he just faking it for money and attention?

2:05:55
Unknown_06: I think it's a bit of both. I think that he is actually a paranoid like lunatic about this. But I think that this is also obviously a grift because his viewership, Josh is way down this year and he's complained about how it's down. And the only thing that's selling is Candace Owens. And it's just wild. Yeah. If you get wrecked by Candace Owens, you deserve to go out of business. You haven't seen yet the crash out that's coming in the next clip. It's crazy, but this is, we're going to have to shut it down because we're not making enough money to cover our bills. It's like, how is this possible? Like fire these people. This is insane.

2:06:32
Unknown_09: Okay. I'll save my hot take for like that in a second.

Unknown_05: Breaking point, isn't it? For any business. If you need $100 to run your restaurant, but you're only bringing $90, you go out of business.

Unknown_05: DSP analogies.

Unknown_09: If you need $100 and you don't make that, you should eliminate what is costing $100. It doesn't even occur to him.

Unknown_06: I know.

Unknown_09: We might have to tighten the belt.

Unknown_06: We can't cut costs. Instead, the solution is to add exorbitant security spending, even though everybody in the compound is armed to the teeth, I assume, and they already have multiple security guards, but it's not enough.

2:07:16
Unknown_05: The cost isn't cameras or lights. The cost is security because of the escalation.

Unknown_05: It's an artificial cost to doing business that we can't balance.

Unknown_05: We can't forego security, but we can't sustain it either.

Unknown_05: So I've had some conversations with our partners. I've been talking with Rumble. There may be a solution.

Unknown_09: Okay, before he says that.

Unknown_06: More money?

Unknown_09: If his crew is in fear for their life, just do it remote. They can do this job remotely.

2:07:50
Unknown_06: Yeah, I know. They could all do it remotely. So they do come up with a solution, which was the breaking news that I was putting together. Okay. But let's continue. My thought is that he's in Martinsburg in West Virginia.

Unknown_09: He's a part of the D.C. metropolitan area. They can live anywhere in D.C. and Maryland or Virginia and still commute in an hour to this place or whatever.

Unknown_06: What a self-indulgent waste it is, though, to fly out every guest to the studio. Well, you're in the red. Is that what he does? Yeah, so every single guest gets flown out and he pays for the flights for the guests and their accommodations. I mean, he should if he's going to do that, but it's like.

2:08:23
Unknown_06: But I don't really feel like it makes much difference for the audience if it's over Discord or Skype or whatever, as opposed to being in person to where you're going to spend thousands of dollars.

Unknown_09: I want to hear Rumble's proposal here.

Unknown_05: And it's going to be rapid change very quickly. Tighten your fucking bells, what they're saying. We're going to have some emergency meetings. We've already had some emergency meetings for obvious reasons.

2:08:56
Unknown_05: And there is a possibility that the 19th is the last episode of Timcast IRO.

Unknown_06: Do you believe him?

Unknown_05: Do you believe him, Josh? I don't.

Unknown_06: I said this on the show. I was like, there's no way this guy is fucking quitting. There's no way. I was cracking up thinking, like, that dramatic pause.

Unknown_09: I was going to wait. I was waiting for a punchline like, we might have to get rid of the ice cream dispensers. No, like, that's what it should be. Fuck, we're going to have to get rid of the cotton candy machine.

Unknown_06: We're no longer burning Yankee candles.

Unknown_09: The candle budget is insane.

2:09:34
Unknown_06: The candle budget, we're going to have to downgrade to a Target candle, guys. I'm sorry. Fuck.

Unknown_06: Oh, no. I've been frustrated and disillusioned with a lot of people in politics, but

Unknown_05: That's no reason to walk away from... But you just said you're walking away.

Unknown_06: I guess he's begging Rumble to keep paying them for a profit he's not turning. I just don't understand it. Like, this is crazy. The real solution is just to fire staff. Like, he doesn't need to have all these people. At most, he needs about, like, six staff. And, like, if you need the security, two security guards, bro.

2:10:09
Unknown_09: Your brother is your security. Like, who's his brother? He apparently lives there and fires off rounds.

Unknown_06: That's your security guy. His brother broke in and fucking, according to Candace Owens, might not be the most reliable source or whatever. I don't fucking believe him, by the way. You can hire a redneck to guard your compound for like $30,000 a year, I'm pretty sure. That's what I'm saying. dang bro like i know i've been a fucking security guard you know and i've been on the business side of security and these companies don't fucking charge that much like i don't know to run 24 hours a day i guess but it's still not that crazy like even if he was doing it from a contracted company they're probably charging 50 60 bucks an hour and paying the fucking guard 18 19 bucks Like, you know, if he actually integrated into his community, they'd be watching this shit for free, you know?

2:11:05
Unknown_06: Yeah. I mean, ultimately he shouldn't even be worrying about this stuff in the first fucking place. I struggle to believe there's any actual threat at all where he lives. Maybe if he was living in LA or something like that, or Chicago or a blue stronghold, you might think that Antifa would come, but how many Antifa can there really be? Where he is.

Unknown_09: I mean, now that I know that he's in Martinsburg and not, like, inland in the middle of West Virginia, it is theoretical, I guess, that people can visit. But, you know, I think people are fucking lazy. And the amount of people that are going to drive two hours from, you know, Arlington, Virginia, up to Martinsburg, West Virginia, to shoot Tim Pool, is precisely zero.

2:11:44
Unknown_06: Why would you just fire off some shot? Like, wouldn't you try and access the compound or like, it seems like a very juvenile thing to do, you know?

Unknown_09: I guess just to scare him. Let him know you're out there.

Unknown_06: Let him know he's going to spiral in paranoia or whatever.

Unknown_09: He's literally going to shit himself and live in fear and then bankrupt his company. Exactly as you planned, basically, as a genius antifa super soldier.

2:12:21
Unknown_06: It adds up, actually. Maybe there is something to this.

Unknown_05: But the cost is not just money anymore. The cost is... The safety of my family, myself. His peace of mind. Yeah, okay. Many ideas were floating around.

Unknown_06: You are not prepared for this next clip if you haven't seen it. This has all been building up to this. This is the crash out of the year, I think. The crash out, okay. This might be... Already it's like this is a whole new vibe I've never seen from Tim Pool. This racist voice for scary. Yeah. Is a fucking evil scumbag.

2:12:59
Unknown_05: Call the N-word. She's a degenerate cunt.

Unknown_05: She's burning everything down and she's gloating and smiling while she does it. And you know what you fucking told me? She has no security. She doesn't fucking deal with the shit we have to deal with. She's a piece of shit.

Unknown_09: Pause.

Unknown_05: Josh.

Unknown_06: Thoughts. Thoughts so far on Tim's rant. Like, just look at him there. Look at how mad.

Unknown_09: Envy is the ugliest thing anybody can wear.

2:13:33
Unknown_06: She doesn't even have fucking security. She's not afraid of people. What the fuck?

Unknown_09: Life is inherently unfair in a million different ways. And one of the first things you have to learn as an adult is that life is just not fair. And this shit is like, it doesn't matter who you are or what age you are or what the circumstances is. Being this visibly jealous, envious, and like... It's crazy because he's a multi-millionaire with his own compound and skate park.

Unknown_06: I mean, I'm just saying that if this was some nobody on YouTube, it would look bad on them.

2:14:09
Unknown_09: To be successful and then also look like this is just ridiculous. And it's so immature. Yeah.

Unknown_06: But they're all really jealous of Candace and her success. They really are. They're all pissed. Yeah.

Unknown_09: I didn't even know this is like all new to me. I did not know that she was now like the top of the conservative.

Unknown_06: She's the tippy top. She's number one. And she's captured the entire women audience on the right. Like it's. Isn't she like a misogynist though?

Unknown_09: Yeah, well, her show is not really about anything now other than like Charlie Kirk.

2:14:45
Unknown_06: So every day Candace Owens goes live and there's a new shocking revelation, right? And initially the shocking revelations were like, The FBI fucked up. They're lying. There's contradictions in the story. Look at this. Look at that. Then it became, it's Israel. It was Netanyahu that did this. I have the hidden messages from Charlie. He was trying to go away from Israel and the Zionists. They had him killed. Now it's, okay, Turning Point USA orchestrated this. She's now gone as far as to say that Erica, Charlie's wife, plotted his death. and was never sad about it. She's talked about Emmanuel Macron. I would fucking sue.

2:15:23
Unknown_09: If Alex Jones can lose $8 trillion or whatever defaming the dead, she should too.

Unknown_06: So it's gotten to the point now where TPUSA challenged Candace Owens to come debate them live in person about her claims. And then Candace said, you won't even believe this. She said that her husband won't let her, that her husband, George Farmer, is her boss and she respects his patriarchal authority. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. And he said that she's not allowed to go in person to debate TPUSA. Meanwhile, she spent the last three months saying these fuckers killed Charlie Kirk. So people are like, what the fuck? Like they gave her two weeks notice. Now she won't even go on the live stream to debate them. Yeah. And she's a fucking liar, too, because if I remember correctly, she left her six month old baby with like a nanny and then went on some big business tour.

2:15:59
Unknown_09: So she's full of shit.

Unknown_06: But it's interesting. This kind of like the monster that the online right has created where it's so conspiracy driven and everybody's so invested in conspiracy theories all the time. That people just stop using like any sort of reason or common sense and will pretty much just believe anything. Like Candace Owens gets out there and starts talking about everybody in the audience is wearing maroon. They're all wearing red. And this is a coded signal. And it's like, dude, it's probably the colors of the university or like some shit. Yeah. It's just like crazy. Here's an allegory. Egyptian planes.

2:16:40
Unknown_09: When the Taliban conquered Afghanistan after the U.S. withdrew, there were all these stories about how the Taliban fighters who had been resistance fighters for two decades at this point were suddenly given office jobs where they had to manage the government. And they were like, this sucks. So there was like a real uncomfortable ease where they suddenly had to shift from being perpetual freedom fighters to the government. And it was it was a growing pain. And it's like that with with the conservatives in the US. They've been content to sit and cry and complain and bitch and moan continuously for as long as they've been around. And as long as their grandfathers have been around, just complaining about the decline of the U.S., then they finally get a shot, and they're in the government, and it's like, okay, let's write our reps. Let's get involved. Let's support our local politicians. Let's promote people who are actually pushing the agenda. And they're like... This isn't what I signed up for.

2:17:21
Unknown_01: Look at the red shirts.

Unknown_06: They're retarded. What's amazing is right now, Candace Owens has gone live and she's responding to Tim Pool and she's calling him soy. She's watching this exact clip we're watching right now in real time and saying this is a soy boy in action and his masculinity is threatened. All right.

2:17:57
Unknown_05: I'm jealous. I want to see it now. You ready? Yeah. Fucking conservatives out there that send me these fucking messages have no fucking balls. I believe only one of you is cowering by your own admission sign.

2:18:36
Unknown_09: Only one of you lives in Fearside.

Unknown_06: So just to let you know what the word on the street has been in Tim and quartering a talk about this. They say that everybody in conservative media hates Candace Owens. They're all jealous of and they all get in the group chats and they talk their shit. But they're all afraid to actually call out Candace because now she's the big dog on the right.

Unknown_09: The grifter Medicare now is Candace Owens. You can't say anything. You can't.

Unknown_06: You actually can't. Now, Candace Owens is the sacred cow that we must all bow to. And I even was getting backlash for saying I didn't believe in it. Fuck her. And then what will happen is when you say you don't believe in the Egyptian planes or the Macron stuff, what ends up happening is you get like a 12 paragraph reply about how you're wrong. Yeah. And, It's like, I can't be bothered to read this fucking shit. It's all schizo babble, you know? I don't know.

2:19:09
Unknown_09: It's a part of that thing where it's like, you know, governance is boring. Democratic participation is boring.

Unknown_06: Just to let you know just how big Candace Owens is right now, Josh. She is streaming to 155,000 live viewers on YouTube. On YouTube? I sent you the link. I just sent you the link. And I think it has the timestamp of when she starts going in on Tim.

2:19:44
Unknown_09: I just want to see the number real quick. Catalog this moment. 150,000, 5.6 million. What the fuck? You know, she's friends with like Andrew Tate and shit. And it's like, that's like the opposite of like, is that the real Alex Jones?

Unknown_09: No, it is.

Unknown_06: Alex Jones got unbanned from YouTube. Whoa.

2:20:18
Unknown_09: Nobody. okay anyway interesting okay i want to see look at look that's a sticker buddy that's a sticker right now let's go whoa on her thumbnail and claim you benefited from charlie kirk's assassination which he's doing to me right fucking now yeah that was the i'm fucking done with these people she has security just not on the level of you

Unknown_05: Oh yeah, the one fat guy you mentioned with no wall and no barrier in a suburban neighborhood. She's wall-less! Nobody wants to tune in and hear this.

2:20:49
Unknown_05: And she doesn't give a shit about our security. Meanwhile, I get bullets fired at my fucking property. And I have to go live in the middle of nowhere. And I got fucking strangers coming up to my house. I have to go live in my house.

Unknown_06: It's your choice, buddy. It really bothers me.

Unknown_09: Dude, he's near the D.C. metropolitan area. He's in the most sophisticated part of West Virginia. It's right fucking there. You're not in the middle of nowhere. You're an hour away from D.C., buddy.

Unknown_05: My house in Maryland, breaking in, I got people showing up and beating up the residents who try to live there. How the fuck am I even supposed to sell this property? And you know, it's all lies. Did you hear that?

2:21:30
Unknown_09: Yeah, I did.

Unknown_06: That was fucking unhinged, malding sea that it's like, how is this even real?

Unknown_06: Yeah, I don't know. Did you hear that? People are breaking into his property and beating his tenants senseless, black and blue, thinking that they're Tim Pool, and now he can't sell the property or rent it to anybody?

Unknown_06: I mean, I don't know. Is there any proof for this?

Unknown_09: Not that I know of. I mean, how fucking stupid is he that he can't buy a property and then conceal it? Like, of all the expenses, you're not going to hire a lawyer to figure out how to do this responsibly? No?

2:22:03
Unknown_06: So, from what I understand, he actually doesn't even have a lawyer on retainer.

Unknown_06: And so the one time he got threatened with a lawsuit, I believe he, I might be wrong about this, but he identified somebody as like a shooter that was not the shooter. Oh. And so the guy threatened to sue and his lawyer contacted Tim. Tim directly dealt with the lawyer and immediately settled. Hmm.

2:22:38
Unknown_06: So I don't think he actually has a lawyer on retainer, but I could be wrong. I'm getting this from. I've got like four.

Unknown_09: Yeah.

Unknown_06: yeah you want to know what it's like to deal with shit okay josh hit me with like the hardest line the other day i'm like this is a real gangster like it was all my friends are lawyers it's it's literally gangster shit bro of the three there's you and then there's three different attorneys and those are that's like the only people i ever talked to in private What an esteemed list I got on with the lawyers. That's how you get into the US, buddy. You can become an attorney. That's what's going to happen. I'm going to go learn at University of American Samoa by correspondence and make it. Okay.

2:23:11
Unknown_05: And it is for the purpose of making money. And she does not live the way other people live. And she claims she likes Charlie. Neither do you. And she is burning everything down that he built. Because she is evil. She is evil. And I'll say it again. This conservative movement is fractured. It's fried. Whatever it is. Okay.

2:23:44
Unknown_06: It's over.

Unknown_05: There's no more money. They were actually trending in the other direction until Charlie Kirk was murdered.

Unknown_05: That really bothers me. It's like the reps don't know what you want unless you talk to them.

Unknown_09: If you're just crying about how they're awful and you won't vote for them, that doesn't help. Like you have all these people. Are you like encouraging them to reach out? Are you networking with these people? Because they want your vote. They want your support. You know, but I'm just going to sit there and cry and yell about Candace Owens, I guess.

2:24:15
Unknown_05: And this is the point, isn't it? The most effective political assassination in history. And thanks to the likes of the vile cunt Candace Owens. Oh, man.

Unknown_06: I've never seen him talk like this. Have you? No, I'm waiting for the end bomb.

Unknown_05: paid by any of these people. I'm not on good terms necessarily with Turning Point USA. They didn't invite me to their stupid event. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. They invited me back after I started criticizing Candice. I'm not going.

Unknown_06: I don't want to go. I actually don't want to go. They brought quartering in instead and then Tim said that quartering Tim said cornering was the B team and then Jer hit him back with at least B teams on the field. You're not even on the field. That's so fucking gay. Just like your podcast and don't cry about the other podcasters. Have you been following Jer's whole scheme and scam to get the 14 grand to go on the trip?

2:24:47
Unknown_09: Oh yeah, I remember he wants to take a trip to like Nevada and he needs like $15,000 to do it.

Unknown_06: Yeah, so he wants to go to the TPUSA event in December. So he's like, I need $14,000 from you guys and I'll deliver these signed Christmas cards, right? The thing is, quartering then during the midst of pitching this reveals that he's already paid for all the hotels, already paid for all the flights, already paid for all the equipment, which is all a business expense and a write-off. And they're going, but you need to reimburse him that money, that 14 grand, even though he's like a multimillionaire. But then he changes it. So you're supposed to get a signed Christmas card, right? Everybody's going to sign it. He then changes it to, we're going to sign one card and then photocopy it. So they're not even individually signed.

2:25:25
Unknown_09: I bought a vinyl record from a small musician and I got a fucking signed letter with it. It was like a $40 vinyl or something. And it's like, this guy can't even sign a postcard.

2:26:10
Unknown_06: After we drop our video about his whole grift asking for this money, all the links disappear. He stops mentioning it. Then a few days later, he says that two Jewish donators came up with the $15,000. And so there's no need to worry because they've been reimbursed. Your message to Gabe Hoffman was received loud and clear. And then I guess. But then he goes, they're not actually Jewish. They're Canadian. And then I'm like. what is going on here, man? That's the whole chair situation right now. But what's crazy about that is it's like, listen, I know what you were going to say. It's like, okay, well, it's not that bad to ask the audience for money for things. But the problem becomes when quartering is showing off his $30,000 RC race course, dude. And then he's talking about, he's firing staff. He had to fire Maggie, his assistant right before Christmas. Cause he's apparently got no money. but he's huge yeah he's blowing money on rolex watches and saltwater aquariums the fifty thousand dollar saltwater aquarium and then all the fish died anyway yeah that's pretty fucking shameful and i need to deal with is a bunch of cowards and conservative media refusing to stand up to her megan kelly come on i appreciate the kind words but come on such fucking pathetic shit

2:27:14
Unknown_05: You know, and I get people saying, Tim, you know, thank you so much for talking about it. I don't care. I'm not doing a favor for anybody. I'm not doing this to benefit anybody. Nobody's paying me. There's no fucking Russia. There's no fucking Israel. There's just me sticking my neck out and then risking dying for what? A bunch of cowards? Stop it. That don't want to stand up to protect themselves? People like fucking Candace.

Unknown_09: Manfear, I cannot let you insult the troops.

Unknown_01: I couldn't believe that she put you in the thumbnail of her piece today. I'm done. I'm fucking done.

2:28:12
Unknown_01: Fucking cunt. Get ready.

Unknown_06: She's the one who killed Charlie. Let's go. That's how intense it's gotten. Now it's getting heated and she's going live and just going off on Tim pool right now, calling him a soy boy, a beta federal asset, an agent of Israel. We have a little bit of her response here. So this is her response to that clip. She goes, I cannot explain it, but I sense that this isn't actually about me and that Tim Pool is under tremendous financial pressure. Men behave a certain way when they are under economic pressure. And I feel like he's just lashing out. And I happen to be here. That is a very graceful response. That's savage! But now she's going in today. She's going in today.

2:28:43
Unknown_09: Is this after the... She shot... What's her face?

Unknown_09: She shot... Charlie Kirk?

Unknown_06: Yes. That was her response to that clip directly. Yeah. That was her response to that. Now she's going in. Okay. And now, so Tim has now come up with a new solution for how the show is going to be going forward. And this is our final clip. the situation is ongoing it's developing but um here we go this is our final update one week left in this studio for the year and then we're doing a week in vegas which is very secure and i'm very confident about that because it ain't just our security we're gonna have there's a lot of security that we've been vegas has like a bubble around the forest field yes we go on that's protective it's pretty There wasn't, you know, that Mandalay Bay shooting or anything like that. Definitely a shooting in American history.

2:29:21
Unknown_09: Nothing bad ever happens in Las Vegas.

2:29:59
Unknown_06: And I'll tell you this.

Unknown_09: It's like he thinks it's the strip from Fallout New Vegas where they got the robots all around.

Unknown_06: Bro, outside of that strip, Las Vegas is scary, man. Like, you go from, like, the most opulent wealth and luxury to, like, crackhead town, scary Skid Row shit, man. You got gambling addicts all over the place. oh yeah i mean people who just lost everything and are mentally fucked up like i don't know it's not really a safe place in my opinion but okay yeah and then new year's is a wednesday too so there's literally no way around it when we come back on the fifth we will be in florida stream on another day you know i do it sometimes so now so now they're moving to florida so this is the solution is to move to florida ah very good idea yeah

2:30:50
Unknown_05: Beautiful state. Beautiful state. And we will be doing the show down there as we attempt to figure out how we navigate this. And, you know, the mistake I think we all make. I think we make, is we should have done this three months ago. The moment they killed Charlie, we should have immediately had an emergency meeting and said, we're changing how we do everything. It should not have come... When you get hit with a terrorist attack or something, you make sure that you drop everything and just completely surrender your operations and change how you do everything.

2:31:24
Unknown_06: It's like after 9-11. Let's let the terrorists win. Bring in the Patriot Act. It's an armed checkpoint now for all the staff. Yeah. It's got to go through a metal detector. I'm still pissed that they didn't rebuild the towers exactly as they were one floor higher.

Unknown_09: I'll never forgive George Bush. Fuck him.

Unknown_05: Down to a shooting to make us start freaking out and being like, okay, now we're on, now we're on, you know, highest, highest alert.

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_06: So that's the Tim pool situation. Do you want to look at sticks quick? Yes. Yes, I do. All right. We'll do Styx and then we'll do Ralph. Okay. The audience has been asking for this Styx segment for a while. For those of you who don't know, StyxHexandHammer666 is one of the OG libertarian YouTubers. He's like into the occult and all this. Josh was a big fan of his for years, right, Josh?

2:31:56
Unknown_09: No, no, no, no. I've never liked him because when he was getting popular, when he was at his peak, I begged him because it was the dark times where everything was censored. I begged him and all of his people that were like in the, like at the top, but kind of underground to get on the Fediverse. And he refused. He refused to adopt any alt tech platform. He did not stand to get a contract and a paycheck for him. And he deliberately snubbed really good ideas that were alternatives to like super censored, censored Twitter and stuff. I don't know where he came from, but right now he's on the Kiwi farms, arguing people about if he beats his girlfriend or not.

2:32:30
Unknown_06: He, yes and they're like talking about like spells and shit like that and whether or not he cast a spell and there's like one girl in there arguing about how she's a cock and she wants to share him with other women it's actually really it's so twisted and so unhinged the arguing between all the exes and his current girlfriends in there that i actually feel so much cringe and embarrassment that i haven't even been able to compile it into a segment yet so Because his exes have accounts too. It's literally like dozens of posts. It's not just his exes. Like current girls in his polycule are coming in and arguing and be like, he's my man now. You're a dirty, ugly skank. And he likes me. She's like, you fucking twisted his mind and made him against me. You fucking bitch. And then this other girl comes in and is like, we could have all been in a polycule. It could have been beautiful. No, this is what she said. Ideal world. You would have sat on my face as he fucked me. That's this woman's like twisted ideal world. I run the best site that's ever existed. Bro, it's fucking crazy in there right now. So Sticks has spent the better part of the last 18 months. So everybody really thought things were going good for Sticks. He got married. He had a kid. He was living in the Netherlands. He was making pretty good money. The Trump wave, he was riding that and doing really well. And then mysteriously he left Holland and apparently some drug dealer or something, you remember this, was chasing him and he was feuding with this drug dealer who I guess cuckolded him or something. No, I don't remember that. Anyway, he ended up, it's all strange and weird, like these weird tweets that you can't tell. It's like an unreliable narrator as to whether Styx was telling the truth about this drug dealer or not, right? Anyway, he ends up abandoning his wife and child. He becomes a full-blown alcoholic. Then he gets charged with domestic battery. And he ended up being found guilty. But he started dressing like a pirate and drinking every day.

2:34:40
Unknown_09: I'm caught up on this. I remember him getting charged in New Orleans.

2:35:13
Unknown_06: And I remember him getting the hat. And he told us all the charges would be dismissed. They were fake. And he believed that he psychically, telepathically murdered a district attorney. Yeah. He actually he claimed that he cast a magic spell that killed the district attorney. Then he claimed he cast a magic spell that sunk a ship in the harbor. Did he? I remember that he claimed that he cast a spell that like sent snow or something to Louisiana.

Unknown_09: And he cursed Louisiana with snow.

Unknown_06: There was a button. Then he claimed that he did a spell on his ex with her tampon. So we have the tampon blood magic. The tampon blood magic. He used a fucking dirty tampon that he fished out of her trash that he stored for God knows what. I guess for this explicit purpose. He knew he might have to use tampon blood magic. How else are you going to get her blood? He committed a ritual under the full moon of tampon blood magic. Anyway, after he got sentenced and he got on probation and this anger management shit, he finally took off the pirate outfit. Really? And he put down the bottle.

2:36:18
Unknown_06: And for the last three or four months, he had been doing really good. And I didn't cover him at all on the show. And I'm like, hopefully he figures it the fuck out. This is obviously a wake up call for him.

Unknown_06: Unfortunately, he's put back on the pirate outfit. Oh, no, it's over. And picked back up the bottle. And he's about to give a rant that's just crazy. So let's have a look. Oh, boy. He's back at it.

Unknown_07: All right, everyone. It's time to talk about why I refuse too much. Is that his actual audio? That is his actual audio, bro.

2:36:49
Unknown_06: Okay. I do not want to be an adult. Okay. Josh thoughts. I mean, neither did Michael Jackson. Stick to saying, anytime someone says this, I'm very concerned for them. It's called Peter Pan syndrome. It's never a good thing. Yes. You don't want to mature? Like, what sort of a retarded fucking statement is that? You want to be an eternal, helpless child that gets taken care of by others? And that's the thing is, this guy is 40 and still lives with his parents, has never moved out of his parents' home.

2:37:25
Unknown_06: and he's sitting here telling us that this is the only way to live oh that's true he did he did he did go to the netherlands and that was the period of his life where he was and that's why he's back in back and now he's back with his parents and apparently broke and it's like bro like how much money like has been wasted then i don't know because he doesn't monetize his youtube channel because he's like i don't want my viewers to see ads but youtube just puts ads on anyway so He's just letting YouTube keep all the revenue. I've discovered this. It doesn't make sense.

2:38:01
Unknown_09: They recoup their bandwidth costs. So even if you watch unmonetized content, they still get their pound of flesh.

Unknown_07: So there's no reason not to be reserved about this.

Unknown_07: Do I have to act my age? Fuck no! Fuck you! I'm not interested in acting my age. I'm a goddamn pirate.

Unknown_07: Retard alert! Retard! Oh boy.

Unknown_09: He's a pirate because he wears the hat. That's how it works. If you put on a police uniform, you become a policeman.

2:38:35
Unknown_06: He's not just a pirate, Josh. He's actually a vampirate.

Unknown_06: A vampire. And not only does he refer to himself as a vampire, but in his Kiwi Farms thread, one of the exes refers to him as the vampire.

Unknown_06: And talks about how it's their duty to supply the vampire with booze and cigarettes.

2:39:05
Unknown_06: One of these women is like his sugar mama that gives him booze and cigarette money, even though she knows it fucks him up because she wants to make him happy. Like, it's so twisted, man.

Unknown_09: It's like a 16-year-old's dream. Like a loser 16-year-old's dream. Yeah, yeah.

Unknown_07: A little bit of a petulant video, but it's important for people to hear it. You have to grow old. Someday, you're going to grow old. You're going to get wrinkly. You're going to get cyanica. My fibromyalgia is acting up and stuff like that. And eventually, you'll die. Your temporal body will go away. There is no god that you can complain to to prevent your body from eventually stopping working. What about Stolas? There is no force in the world that is going to help you. You will die.

2:39:49
Unknown_09: Well, I think that with Stolas, this is the thing with Stolas. If you worship a demon, theoretically, you should be getting everything you want on Earth, and then you go to hell, right? That's the trade.

Unknown_06: But he's like a loser.

Unknown_09: So Stolas isn't doing a good job.

Unknown_06: Why didn't Stolas save his anal virginity in the Louisiana prison when he got jailhouse rocked? what happened there buddy do you hear they made him sleep beside the toilet they had him resting his head on the fucking toilet and he kept getting woken up at night by the sounds of people taking a dump and he was in a cell with 18 ebony gentlemen that's how he really was hell by the way uh but uh at the same time it doesn't matter since death is inevitable it's best to simply live your best life

2:40:40
Unknown_07: What the hell? Why do people mature? What the hell is the goddamn point? Don't you remember how you were as a kid?

Unknown_09: Thoughts? Why do people mature? You have to. You have a choice.

Unknown_06: You can be a man-child. the realities of the real world. Like, you know, when you're a kid, like you don't have a proper understanding of the world and you have a certain innocence to you. But as an adult, as you develop and that innocence is lost and you can't go back to being a child. And that's just like the way of life is that there's various stages and times. There's a season for all things. Like it says in ecclesiastics, there's a time to be a child. There's a time to be a teenager. There's a time to be a man and put away childish things. That's scripture, so he doesn't listen to that. He doesn't fucking believe in that. I'm sure his favorite quote is the C.S. Lewis, you know, I read the fairy tales openly and without shame. But there's a difference between being able to indulge in media for children or read fairy tales openly. And pretending that your life is a fairy tale and that you are a pirate. There's a difference between that, right?

2:41:50
Unknown_09: Yeah. The book of Stolas just talks about his favorite animes. So he never has to grow up.

Unknown_07: When you were acting out and stuff like that, when you were just having fun, you have to work and you have to get old and die, but you don't have to give away the fun. You don't have to give away the ability to think for yourself. Oftentimes. No one's saying that. some sort of conspiracy. And this will probably sound insane to some people. Good. I think that there is a conspiracy.

2:42:25
Unknown_06: get ready people that are downtrodden and their lives suck and shit because they had to mature and they had to get old and stuff like that to take the young and like basically beat the youth out of them and then they get demoralized and downtrodden and then they in turn beat the youth out of other people this is such a retarded way to look at the world go ahead

Unknown_09: I feel like what he's, he's talking about how he was briefly a married man with children and he was expected to grow up and he was just, he did the easy thing where he said, no, go fuck yourself. I'm going back to the U S and I'm going to start a polycule with whores. And that's, that's what I think is sad about this whole situation is, you know, he was so close to being really successful and living his dream life.

2:43:02
Unknown_06: And then the pressure of being a father, being a provider, being a husband, being you know having to be with one woman and it just got to him and he just couldn't handle it and he just completely broke mentally and just lapsed into alcohol in these delusional fantasies it's very sad it really is yeah

2:43:35
Unknown_07: Well, you never beat it out of me, and you're never going to. Ha ha ha, I'm a goddamn pirate, I'm a fucking goonie. It's never going to happen. I just wanted people to know this, because I thought that this was of import. You don't have to have the youth beaten out of you. Resist them. Rebel. You know? Subvert, actually. I've done a little bit of that myself throughout my lifetime.

Unknown_06: Oh, that was crazy. he really thinks very highly of himself like he's some kind of fucking renegade high on his own farts here like just ridiculous pretensions by the way would you be adverse to um at at seven ending and then we can do ralph tomorrow yeah we can we can you know what honestly i think we get the picture of this should we just do ralph

2:44:23
Unknown_09: Yeah. Yeah. I, I, is it just like this where he's just like, yeah, I'm so I'm a sexy.

Unknown_06: It's basically what it's, you know, and this is why I didn't really get to it on, on my show. Cause it's just like, this is cringe, but it's just like, he's so like repeats himself over and over and over again. Well, he has a show where he doesn't have anything to talk about.

Unknown_09: So when you do that kind of show, you have to fluff it up as much as you can with prose.

Unknown_06: Oh, it's just terrible. It's just sad to see the guy backsliding into being a pirate and saying he'll never grow up, he'll never mature. But even sadder, let's have our final look at... at ethan ralph okay the ghost of locale future this is this is what awaits our boy sticks if he does not mature first we're gonna watch the short clip uh this one here this is so brutal oh he's back in black and white when he's desaturated he's down real bad So I had him clipped actually yesterday on the show. He admitted that the reason he does this is because of his rosacea, because of the red, which we all knew that. But to hear Ralph admit it is brutal.

2:45:33
Unknown_09: Okay, this is cozy shame.

Unknown_08: So I've been talking about that for many weeks. The promo is probably depressed a little bit because I've had some stuff going on. My daughter was born last week.

Unknown_06: Look at that. So he was listening to a past clip of himself. I was wondering why it was these things. Yes. And then as soon as he hears, my daughter was born last week. Did you see that look of shame?

Unknown_00: He hangs his head.

Unknown_06: He's all alone. He can't see his daughter at Christmas time. This is his life. This is the future that he chose.

2:46:10
Unknown_11: It just looks.

Unknown_11: processing taking rosanna oh which he doesn't even have that name they changed the name of his daughter yeah okay now this one this one is just brutal this is just ralph completely breaking down into tears just crying this is at thanksgiving

Unknown_06: On Thanksgiving Eve, the next day is Thanksgiving. He has no friends, no family to spend it with, no Thanksgiving meal. How'd you get this?

2:46:43
Unknown_06: This is user die for me on Kiwi Farms did a 16-minute clip, and I reduced it down to five minutes and 42 seconds. Okay, great.

Unknown_12: I promise I won't cry. I know, it's a sign of weakness.

Unknown_06: He did break that promise.

Unknown_07: Bibble, your name's fucking on the fucking plank there, bud.

Unknown_06: Oh, he's listening to you.

Unknown_09: Did you guys talk about him?

Unknown_06: Yeah, we're felting Bibble, and this leads to him breaking down because Bibble has left him his last co-host, and he's all alone. I don't need to worry about it.

2:47:21
Unknown_11: Oh. Sawful Ralph.

Unknown_12: Just stroking his mustache hair, contemplating. I gave to Bibble. I said, Bibble, none of this is worth it for you. You have a great life outside of this. I might actually put the sunglasses back on. Because he's crying.

2:47:54
Unknown_06: He's starting to cry, so he's putting the sunglasses on.

Unknown_12: And I know what they're doing.

Unknown_12: And he was ready to stand and fight. And I said, Bibble, it's not worth it.

Unknown_12: Oddly mature for him. To me and the show and to a lot of people who watch my show and watch his show.

Unknown_12: And I said, Bibble, it's not worth it, brother. I said, I'm in the zoo.

2:48:30
Unknown_06: He's in the zoo. I'm going to be in the zoo.

Unknown_12: I'm one of the star attractions in the zoo.

Unknown_06: Well, not really anymore, but... And you can take that for what it's worth.

Unknown_12: That's not necessarily a compliment.

Unknown_12: And I'm going to be here until they bury me. In the zoo. In the zoo.

Unknown_06: He'll never escape the zoo. Even in death.

Unknown_09: Even in death, they're burying him in the zoo graveyard.

Unknown_06: His farmstead moved inactive at the zoo forevermore. Oh, no.

2:49:03
Unknown_12: He's getting choked up here. You have a great life.

Unknown_11: That's sad. Look at this.

Unknown_09: It is oddly mature for him to tell Bibble off. I know.

Unknown_12: And you'll have a great life. This was fun for you. Oh, he's crying.

Unknown_12: That's fun for me, too, because you're the greatest co-host I ever had.

2:49:39
Unknown_06: What a crazy statement. Can we just focus on that for a moment? Ralph claiming that Bibble is the greatest co-host. Everyone knows it's Zidane. Am I wrong?

Unknown_09: The same thing happened with Zidane, though. Zidane got shots fired at him, and he's like, I got shit that I'm working on.

Unknown_06: I'm going for a pack of cigarettes. I'm not coming back. Like, Oh, man. I think that's probably why he's seeing like an echo of like when Zidane left and how hard that was on him recovering from that because he never recovered.

Unknown_09: So he's probably thinking like, you know, this is like the last real friend that I had. That's why he's being mature about it because he's like, this is this is a friend. This guy's been around for so long.

2:50:12
Unknown_06: Well, this is like a real moment of introspection and humility from Ralph, where he's like recognizing his place in the universe. He's having an existential crisis. He's breaking down in tears. And last night, we isolated the tears coming from his eyes. I don't know. I think it's still upcoming. But you can see the tears coming. And he'll admit he's crying.

Unknown_12: Okay. I said...

Unknown_06: Look, there's a tear. There it is. Look! On his left eye. Bring it back. You can see the tear running down his face. The tear escaping his pig slit. Oh, shit.

2:50:45
Unknown_12: And...

Unknown_12: I said, look. Oh, yeah, you can.

Unknown_09: You can see it. It's hard to see it frame by frame, but you can see the motion.

Unknown_06: The tear is coming down his face. Ralph, he's crying. And he always said there's no crying in this sector. Look at it escape his eye. Oh, no.

Unknown_06: Ralph, no. He's crying like a bitch, Josh. Oh, he's going outside, buddy. He's going outside. No. Ralph, no.

2:51:19
Unknown_12: No. Oh, you wiped the tear?

Unknown_06: Oh!

Unknown_06: Oh! Did you see that? He flipped his arm. Give a fuck. Yeah, it was a tear. Yeah, I am crying because my life's a miserable nightmare of my own creation.

Unknown_09: It's so weird that this is what gets him, though. His bibble, of all things.

Unknown_06: That's what I'm saying. Like, it's so baffling, you know, that this is what's bothering him. But it is. I don't know.

2:51:53
Unknown_11: I said... Can't even talk. He's so choked up.

Unknown_11: I hope you'll come back and check around.

Unknown_11: Lip quivering. Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown_09: Don't you?

Unknown_06: Do you see that tear? Did you see that tear leak out from underneath the sun?

Unknown_09: Like a visitor.

Unknown_09: To the visitor at the zoo.

Unknown_06: This whole zoo metaphor. I hope you will check in like a visitor to the zoo.

2:52:34
Unknown_09: In the background, you hear, don't you forget about me. Don't you forget about me.

Unknown_11: No, no, no.

Unknown_09: It cuts to like a future shot. And then Ralph has like the chimpanzee in the zoo looks and he just sees Bibble with like his wife and kids years later. And it's just like the nod. And it's just like this quiet understanding.

Unknown_06: It's like the end of Dark Knight Rises. Uh-huh. Valfred.

Unknown_11: Oh.

Unknown_06: He's in pain. He's hurt, Josh.

Unknown_11: Valfred too, man.

Unknown_06: Bro.

Unknown_11: Let's see how your old friend's doing, man.

2:53:11
Unknown_09: check on me sometimes never look back oh leave and never look back unless you're just checking it is that his like advice to himself the tear on that right eye comes down oh oh it's so good how old ralph doing there in his cage

Unknown_06: In his cage. It feels like his eyes are super wet now.

Unknown_09: You can see that for sure.

Unknown_06: Oh man, those tears. It's just like advice to himself. He could talk to himself 10 years in the past. It's all too late now. He just burned it all down. Burned every bridge. Had so many opportunities to stop fucking everything up. You know?

Unknown_12: They can't get me.

Unknown_12: Like I said, I'm one of the star exhibitions here. And

Unknown_06: like this is the delusion in his own mind is that he's like the star exhibition but nobody even cares to a log him anymore josh like this is sad isn't it yeah no it's like i don't know i guess he feels like it's the end now we keep saying like how much further can it go and it's just like forever apparently but yeah now it really feels like it or you put me in jail two weeks later two weeks to put him in jail No one wants you in jail. It would be what's best for him, though, to be honest. Yeah, like boss man. He gets clean for a little while.

2:54:34
Unknown_11: What do you think I should do, Ralph?

Unknown_11: I think you should go.

Unknown_06: well get out of here he's like old yeller throwing rocks go get out of here i don't want you bibble you gotta save it's like the guy that was crying and then pressed the wrong button on the soundboard that added like the laugh track it's like the the one dollar super chat sound effect he's just laughing at him but not the grass ninja sent five dollars on rumble warski and fat ass deserve the rope not even that can cheer him up you know it's bad The thought of me getting the rope, thank God it would break. He didn't even have anything to say to that.

2:55:22
Unknown_09: He was just like, he knows. It's like, it's not their fault.

Unknown_12: That's me. I said, I think you should go.

Unknown_09: The tears, the tear on the left eye.

Unknown_08: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. It is. And you can come and check me off the exhibit.

Unknown_12: Put your cap on.

Unknown_12: Maybe just sunglasses so they don't recognize you or whatever. I've never seen him.

2:55:56
Unknown_12: Oh, man.

Unknown_12: I'm not afraid to show emotion like these fags. I do love all of you, and I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving. I'll be here tomorrow because what else am I going to do?

Unknown_06: Oh, did you hear that? oh look at that face thoughts i'll be here tomorrow on thanksgiving because got nothing better to do this is my life in my cage yeah they don't bring out the turkey the girls that's that's bad isn't it that's so sad you can check out but you can never ever ever

2:56:44
Unknown_12: You can never, ever, ever leave.

Unknown_06: Just totally depressed. Half-hearted salute. I don't think I've ever seen him that low.

Unknown_09: Have you? I don't think that I've ever seen him internalize how low he is. Like, I mean, there are the times after when, you know, he had his breakups with May and with what's-her-face. And it's like, you know, he's really down in the dumps, but he doesn't even seem to care. Like he's doing horrific things that would ultimately, like it would end the career of a bunch of people. Like any other person does what he does and it would be like, it would be over. Nobody would respect him. But, um, this is the first time where it really feels like he fully is. He's acknowledging that it's over and that there's no winning at this point.

2:57:19
Unknown_06: Um, It's a real low point for Ralph. And, uh, you know, the rules are no crying in the sector. He is now crying like a bitch and we, I drink his tears and we got to remember that, you know, you might feel bad, but he does deserve this. Like he really is reaping what he sowed. If you don't know the lore. We talked about this in brief, but we like, if we sat down and really tried to itemize like a bill of goods, like a, like a full list of things that he's done and

2:57:56
Unknown_09: It would be so long and so reprehensible. Not just, like, in general to random people. But what he did, he cheated on his first wife, Nora, who he still laments doing that to because she was the best.

Unknown_06: Who stayed with him through prison. And she's a doctor. And she really loved Ralph and really helped Ralph, you know.

2:58:29
Unknown_09: And then he put his first baby mama into an asylum. And then humiliated her with revenge pornography. The mother of his child.

Unknown_09: Then when he hooked up with May, he beat her. He made her clean up his piss as punishment. And because he held his daughter in resentment for being a daughter, he didn't buy her any essentials. He didn't even buy her a crib. If you remember, May had to go all the way up to Rochester to get basics that dad had bought for her. It's just a total disaster. Yeah. Even right now, he's trying to raise money from his audience because he didn't take care of his cat and then left for a week. And now it has like a urinary tract infection or something. So it's like he has to buy medical food for it and he can't afford it. So it's like every single person who has ever trusted Ralph has been burned by him in like the most deliberate and obscene way possible. Yeah.

2:59:05
Unknown_06: he's burned everybody and even the last couple bridges that existed with Mersh and Rakeda that all just went up in flames in the last month or two yeah even Ethan VanSkyver he burned like it's over Dick Masterson that was like a year ago now that ghosted Ralph and said it's enough I'm having a kid fuck him So he's just rotting, going to spend Christmas. We're going to have another breakdown, another cry fest. That was during Thanksgiving. This Christmas cry is going to be like the most, like a tsunami of tears from his eyes. I imagine as he realizes no friends, no family, nobody speaks his language.

2:59:40
Unknown_09: He's going to wake up on Christmas day and there's not going to be any like messages from anybody saying like, Merry Christmas, like no family messages, no friends. That's going to be rough. And then he's going to look out. It's a, it's a Christian nation too. So he's going to look out his window and he's going to see all the, uh, the Mexicans running around with Santa hats on and stuff and singing Feliz Navidad and shit. And it's going to be like, fuck, he can't escape it either.

3:00:20
Unknown_06: It's over.

Unknown_09: It's not like it's, yeah, it's not like he's in the Middle East or something where he's not going to, he's like escape Christmas. Like I'm sure it's going to be gangbusters in fucking Mexico.

Unknown_06: Well, I think that's going to do it guys for our first edition of Kiwi Casino. I mean, we have plans to do this show. Name is a work in progress. I think it's a good name. I think it really works, the Kiwi Casino.

Unknown_06: I don't know if you guys want more of this, let us know for sure. If you think it's fucking terrible and atrocious, I'm sure you will let us know for certain. It's like a weird mix of energies.

3:00:54
Unknown_09: Cause you got like, you have your, your leanings and then I'm just super, super blue. I don't know. I didn't say low energy. That's like a pejorative, but no, I don't.

Unknown_06: think so i think we had a pretty good conversation i think it went all over the place and there was a lot of interesting topics discussed and i feel like i was able to get you maybe up out of your shell a little bit and having some fun and you're able to ground me a bit from the whack bullshit that i normally do so it's true it's um and if you guys really like it and want the full five hour religious discussion that we had before we're gonna need the goal is we need two thousand mad at the internet gumroad subscribers by the end of the month That's a good goal. It's Christmas time.

3:01:41
Unknown_00: If we hit it, we will release the extended theological discussion where I'm talking to Josh about my childhood in the church and all this shit.

Unknown_06: Come on, guys. Let's make it happen. Let's get those Gumroad subs up. Don't you fucking cancel. This is good content. I swear to fuck. All right. You got anything left to close out with them, Josh?

Unknown_09: Merry Christmas, BPP.

Unknown_06: Merry Christmas, Josh, and a happy new year.

3:02:14
Unknown_09: Thanks for listening, guys. Bye-bye.

Unknown_06: Bye.