The Poo Festival – Mad at the Internet 2025-11-14

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Unknown_23: Master Boot Record, in case you're wondering. They have a weird library of metal-infused chiptunes. It's kind of bizarre, but it's good for programming. Fuck you, chat!

Unknown_23: I'm like... I wake up in the morning, and it feels like my entire prefrontal cortex is just a sandbag. It's just, like, off.

Unknown_23: It's, um... I don't know.

Unknown_23: I've been off recently. I've just felt off. I didn't want to stream today. So just so you know, this was my last resort. Someone told me you have to think of my imaginary wife and children. Otherwise, if I had imaginary wife and children, I would have to stream today. Otherwise, they would starve like Tamagotchis or Neopets.

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Unknown_23: Think of my imaginary wife and children as you super chat today. Add to the bullet fund.

Unknown_23: Cheer me up in the process. But Josh, you don't actually buy bullets with that. You buy pizza.

0:04:51
Unknown_23: Yeah, I do. I do actually buy bullets with it. I might go to the range this weekend because I have some frustrations, which I would like to negotiate with a target at 30 yards.

Unknown_23: It's a pizza fox. Let's see. Let's start off with the only good news. I have no news segment today. I'm just going to rant. So let's start off with that, shall we?

Unknown_23: This article is deleted, so I don't know if it's bad information or what, but... Dextero put out an article indicating that Funko Pop, in an investor report, has stated that sales are continuously slumping. And they somehow, despite being a company that makes cheap plastic fucking vinyl pop figurines, like they all come out of the same fucking mold, they're losing like $100 million a month or something. It's like an insane amount of money. And it makes you wonder where that money is going. probably going to paying off the people at the top as they realize the fad is over and they now intend to liquidate their assets, but

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Unknown_23: You know, I actually wonder, now that I'm looking at this article by Zachary Fairfax, I wonder if this article was pulled because the cover image is AI. Like, that's very obviously, like, Grok, can I see an AI tombstone of a Funko Pop that says Rip Funko? And then, of course, all the trannies see this and they go, no, you have to commission art for every trivial piece of shit fucking image that you put on the fucking internet. Otherwise, you're promoting the degradation and decline of the artistic medium as a whole. I bet you that's why they yanked him.

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Unknown_23: Anyways, stuff for Redditors, I guess. I don't know. I've seen Funko Pops in store. I can't even... fucking imagine who buys the shit i but to be honest i don't even know who the fuck buys vinyl figurines of that are like not funko pops you know there are people and i know they exist i've seen pictures of them they buy like these glass display cases and then put all their vinyl figurines of like anime shit in them and they even jerk off when it has a name it's called hot glue or something So they're like hot gluing their anime babe figurines. And you're like, you mean to tell me that's different from like jerking off? Like if you buy a Funko Pop of Wonder Woman and you jerk off on it, is that any different than buying a Funko Pop of your anime babe with her titties hanging out and jerking off on that? I see no distinction. There's ejaculate going on to a collectible vinyl figurine of a woman.

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Unknown_23: You are basically Reddit if you think about it.

Unknown_23: So, I don't know. Fuck you.

Unknown_23: Next.

Unknown_23: Ofcom Files Part 2. This is by Preston Byrne, Kiwi Farms and Forge Hands attorney, representing us against Ofcom in Virginia's federal district. So one of the things that was discussed before we launched our litigation against Ofcom was who the party should be. There were a couple people who had propositioned themselves as a plaintiff, and there were a couple people who were propositioned. Some people that I was interested in having on backed out because they were afraid of pissing off more people. And then one party actually said, I'm not so sure about this, was sanctioned suicide. A name which Preston here refers to only as Sasso as like a sort of fake or Sasso as like a fake name. Because it does not roll off the tongue well to say sanctioned suicide is a website worth protecting. It's a very complicated history on this.

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Unknown_23: Hardin actually flagged this to me and said, like, this is a bad look. Now, Harden lets me get away with a lot of stuff. Okay, Harden, I say insane shit all the fucking time. I'm a monkey with a typewriter, and I am incapable of shutting the fuck up. But with that in mind, even that was like, that's a bit much. So, this guy, by the way, from my understanding, the guy that runs it is, like, half black. He has a forum account, and he's got a really mixed reputation on the Kiwi Farms itself, where it's, like, a lot of people hate him because... they see his website as encouraging like vulnerable people to commit suicide. Um, you all know my opinion on suicide chat. I will not reiterate it here. Well, I will not reiterate my, my position here in the presence of Neil Maham. Neil Maham, of course, has a very different opinion than me. And he is giving me the naughty look and lagging his naughty little ham fingies at me, uh, saying, don't you dare. Don't even fucking dare. So, um,

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Unknown_23: The point is, of this article, is that sanctioned suicide, when they received threatening communique from Ofcom, decided to block the UK, as the Kiwi Farms did. However, sanctioned suicide is one of those things that's like a weird social hot-button issue that British angloid retards can use to distract themselves from the fact that their country is sinking into an abyss they'll never ever escape from. um kind of like how after adolescence like incels became public enemy number one so everyone could forget about how nightmarish living in england is now sasu is the new incel oh my god there are websites out there that are encouraging our vulnerable youth to commit the seppuku and we have to do something about that as a country let parliament do something they said So Parliament is indeed acting and is encouraging Ofcom to take more stringent measures to try and remove SOSU from British Internet, which is relevant to the interests of us Americans because if Ofcom is going to flex in this way to this website, they're going to inevitably flex on other websites for less merited reasons, perhaps in the future. So Preston was actually a little bit excited. He sent me a message because he had received word that Wyoming was preparing legislation to protect citizens from adverse injunctions like this from foreign countries. So we may see a thing where state-by-state individual states also start passing legislation that protects citizens from whatever punitive measures that the UK could hope to inflict. I suppose one of the main ones, Main ones would be if there's a bank that exists in both the UK and the US and you have an account with them, they could ask the bank to seize your assets or something. I'm not sure exactly how that would work. But whenever it comes to saying, fuck you, England, it is always a good thing, in my opinion.

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Unknown_23: I have a video here. Oh, this is really funny. I took special measures to try and allow bots to crawl the Kiwi farm so that it could show up in search results and stuff better. And I went way out of my way to try and make sure that AI crawlers could access the Kiwi farms. Usually it's quite the opposite. Cloudflare actually has an AI system to detect AI crawlers to protect your website from AI by using AI. And they use that as a thing. Like, come use Cloudflare. You can block bots from stealing your content and adding it to their machine learning. Me, I'm like, dude, everybody has to know that Ralph sharted. Come on in, fellow robots. And Google and Grok and Alexa, all very happy. We're being invited into your humble abode. don't mind if we do. So they are indeed scraping the Kiwi Farms and they're very happy to do so because any data is good data, I suppose. And the end result is this.

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Unknown_23: Alexa just cited Kiwi Farms as source.

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Unknown_11: What? Alexa, does the dollar store sell canned air? Kiwi Farms!

Unknown_11: Why are you citing Kiwi Farms? Why is Alexa citing Kiwi Farms as a source?

Unknown_23: What's funny is that someone did some research and found the post, and it was just some guy mentioning that they sell canned air at Dollar General. So Alexa's source in regards to why the Dollar General sells canned air is that some guy on the Kiwi Farms said that it did. So I guess that goes to show you how credible AI is.

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Unknown_14: Ha ha.

Unknown_23: But it's a good thing, in case you're wondering. I saw some guy was crying about it, but you kind of need your sites to be plugged in, especially now that they offer citations to sites. Like, if you search, like, hey, I heard this thing about Chris Chan. Is it true? And it's like, yes, according to the Kiwi Farms, Chris Chan on this such and such date. That's great. That's what I want. We're entering an era where the internet is more and more concentrated, and little things like that matter, because otherwise they just wouldn't see it. People would hear about it from screenshots on some guy's Twitter account. As far as I'm concerned, the AI do a better job of linking back to sources than people on YouTube do, who make hundreds of thousands of dollars just reading a Kiwi Farms thread and copy-pasting content onto the internet. So, as a bold pioneer, I believe that Chuds will inherit the AI agenda.

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Unknown_23: When am I going to do Kiwi AI? Soon, soon. The first checks just cleared, by the way. We had 44 checks that amounted to $1,800, which is pretty exciting. Of course, they cleared on a Friday, so that means that I can't immediately start finishing up my tool to process them. I have to first do my stream. and then I'll do it over the weekend in my infinite list of to-do shit that will never, ever, ever, ever be complete. It just gets longer and longer and longer and longer every single day without end, without a bait, with no mercy ever.

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Unknown_23: But I will prioritize this because money is important.

Unknown_23: As Charlemagne said, gold is a very valuable commodity. So,

Unknown_23: So that's my to-do list. Okay. And then once I guess if I have, what was I going to say? Oh, once I have some financial resources, if we hit our goal, eventually I can buy an AI thing. And supposedly what I can do is get like a free model and then expand upon it to incorporate all public like forum posts and stuff on the Kiwi farms. And then you can ask need AI, Hey, where's this post? I remember vaguely there was a post about Ralph where he said something about your torch lights the way, can you find it? And then sneak AI would look into the databanks and find relevant posts for you. It's possible. It's not that expensive either. So it's on my to-do list, by the way. Um,

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Unknown_23: One of the things that AI people are really talking about is ecological impact. And I did the math. And if you run one of these high-end NVIDIA GPUs that is specifically set up with like Tensor or CUDA cores or whatever for doing machine learning, if you run that thing continuously 24-7,

Unknown_23: You need between one to three of them to equal the electricity consumption of an American. Meaning if you have an American and you average out his electricity costs and you have three NVIDIA GPUs for machine learning and you average out their electricity costs, chances are the NVIDIA cards consume more electricity than the American does. So all these big tech companies that are so fucking green, they're buying up warehouses full of NVIDIA cards so that you can go to grok slash imagine and type in anime booba and then see anime booba within 30 seconds. As I mentioned, by the way, Generating a video like that is extraordinarily computationally expensive, and to be able to do it in 30 to 40 seconds like Rock does it strongly indicates that they are somehow distributing workload between multiple GPUs, which means that they have a lot of GPUs. So they're consuming more energy than the fucking core of the sun at this point so that they can make funny cat pictures and shit. But remember, it's you, Goyim. It is you who must make conservation your top priority. You specifically, you in Europe and America, your electricity costs are way too high, buddy boy. Not India, not China, not Africa, not the giant factories full of GPUs that they use to spy on you and learn everything about you so they can advertise to you on YouTube. It's you specifically and your daily household things like electricity for your AC. That is the issue.

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Unknown_23: Next.

Unknown_23: So one of the things that I saw recently, let's just find it. I'm just going to get into it. Why I'm upset. Okay.

Unknown_23: What's her fucking name is like Ingrid or some shit.

Unknown_08: Mega Civil War. What's her fucking name?

Unknown_23: It's like Ingrid or some shit. It's where Trump says that Americans are fucking stupid. Okay.

Unknown_08: Let's see if I can find this.

0:18:39
Unknown_23: I wasn't considering... Oh, wait. This is it. This is the clip. This is the clipper. Wait, no. I want the full clipper-ooski.

Unknown_08: Ing... Ing... Kram. Okay.

Unknown_08: I want the one that's, like, at least two minutes.

Unknown_23: I guess I'm not finding the full two-minute clip on the short notice, but I will find this one.

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Unknown_08: Okay, here we go.

Unknown_08: This is some random account, by the way.

Unknown_23: I just found it on short notice.

Unknown_23: All right, Trump, what have we got to say about Indians and H-1Bs?

Unknown_18: The Republicans have to talk about it a lot.

Unknown_10: And does that mean the H-1B visa thing will not be a big priority for your administration? Because if you want to raise wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of foreign workers. Well, I agree, but you also do have to bring in talent. Well, we have plenty of talented people here. No, you don't.

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Unknown_18: No, you don't.

Unknown_10: We don't have talented people here?

Unknown_18: No, you don't have certain talents, and people have to learn. You can't take people off an unemployment line and say, I'm going to put you into a factory where we're going to make missiles, or I'm going to put you into... How did we ever do it before?

Unknown_10: When you and I were growing up? I'll give you an example.

Unknown_18: In Georgia...

Unknown_18: They raided because they wanted illegal immigrants out. They had people from South Korea that made batteries all their lives. You know, making batteries are very complicated. It's not an easy thing and very dangerous. A lot of explosions, a lot of problems. They had like 500 or 600 people. early stages to make batteries and to teach people how to do it. Well, they wanted them to get out of the country. You're going to need that, Laura. I mean, I know you and I disagree on this. You can't just say a country's coming in, going to invest $10 billion to build a plant and going to take people off an unemployment line who haven't worked in five years and they're going to start making missiles. It doesn't work that way.

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Unknown_23: So this is Trump just openly saying that Americans are untalented faggots and you all deserve to lick Vivek Ramaswamy's boots because you're just inferior to Indians. There's no other way to interpret it. I don't understand how else you're supposed to look at that clip and be like, oh, there's an avant-garde way that you're just missing. Supposedly, the most viable cope that I have heard is that there is a specific visa called like L1 or something, and it's called an educator visa. So for instance, one thing that America does lack is CNC people. We don't know how to use CNC anymore. All CNC manufacturing is done in China. The people that know how to use a CNC machine, they live in China. So theoretically, if you were going to teach a bunch of Americans how to use a CNC machine so we could stop being so fucking pathetic and rely on China for every goddamn fucking thing that we buy in the stores, you would have to go to China, get a bunch of them over with big wads of cash and a specific visa. I think the L1 visa, but I'm not 100% certain. And they would teach. That is the cope. But as far as I'm concerned, all the tech people that he loves, all the donors have told him... We need H-1Bs or Greenline does not go up. And I just find this completely unacceptable. And it has put me in an actual genuine fucking dour mood where I'm just extremely pissed. And it has sucked all the joy and optimism that I've had just straight out of me.

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Unknown_23: I am filled with utter fucking contempt. I'm considering... There are two people running for governor that I want to be... I can't say this in front of Neil Mahom. I'm sorry. But there's Vivek Ramaswamy in Ohio and this fucking idiot called, like, Brian, Byron or some shit that they're going to run after. Like, DeSantis is one of the actual good governors in the entire country. One of the few people who are a politician in the United States actively serving who's not complete utter shit. And they're going to run some fucking black guy down in Florida to replace DeSantis. And it's just like... I'd rather not. I'd rather not see him in governorship because that's the wrong way. We're going the wrong way. We ran a black woman in VA to try and court the brownies, and that didn't work. So why are we doing it in Florida?

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Unknown_23: It's not Brian Johnson. It's some other fucking guy. They just announced him. He just came out of the fucking toilet, and everyone was like, oh, my God, this is our guy. Trump endorsed him. Elon endorsed him. So you know he's not worth a shit.

Unknown_23: He's got black rock ties. He wants H-1B visas. I don't want this guy to be governor of my state. I don't want Vivek Ramaswamy to ever have power over anything more sophisticated than a toilet scrubbing brush.

0:23:22
Unknown_23: I need to see them removed.

Unknown_23: My letters are on the bench. I wrote a bunch of letters. We're going to write a letter together, Chet, because I want to be nice. Let me find this.

Unknown_23: Marjorie Taylor Greene. My girl Marge. Is Marge the one that everyone hates because she went to a naval school that women aren't supposed to go to because they are icky and have cooties?

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Unknown_23: Or is that the other one? They hate Marjorie for some other fucking reason. I forget. She's a woman, so she stinks.

Unknown_23: Here we go. Here's my girl. Here's Marge.

Unknown_23: Large and in charge Marge. Okay. Here's what she's got to say. She put this out after she saw that everyone fucking hates cheats, and she's probably racist herself, which makes her based.

Unknown_01: My dear fellow Americans, I'm introducing a bill to completely eliminate the H-1B visa program, which has been riddled with fraud and abuse and has been displacing American workers for decades. There will only be one exemption in my bill and it will allow for a 10,000 per year cap on visas issued to medical professionals like doctors and nurses who provide life-saving care.

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Unknown_23: Wonderful. We can't make those in the U.S. We need 600,000 Chinese people. I love it when I go to my GP and his name is fucking Patel or Singh or some shit. I have a GP who is Nigerian and then his trainee is fucking Indian. It's like, can we please? Please, I fucking beg of you, with tears in my fucking eyes, can we please stop stuffing our universities with foreign immigrants? I beg of you, just please stop. Please stop. I mean, this is what people want. They want the educated people. How about this? Can we allow just people from Europe? You know how many people there are in Europe who write me letters? I get propositioned by men from the UK. Can I marry you to come to the United States? I'm going to say, sorry, that's fucking gay. I would never marry you, sir. I get propositioned by women. Can I come over? Sorry, lady. That doesn't work that way. Okay.

0:25:16
Unknown_23: If you'll get your green card somewhere else.

0:25:47
Unknown_23: Instead of her video, her video is boring. She says, I'm introducing a bill to end the mass replacement of American workers by aggressively phasing out the H-1B program. Big tech, AI giants, hospitals, and industries across the board have abused the H-1B system to cut out our own people. This, by the way, is one of the only people I've ever seen that spells H-1B correctly. She spelled it incorrectly the first time, but she got it right the second time. Good job, Marge. It is H-1B. It is program H, system A-1B. Section B, H-1B.

Unknown_23: Americans are the most talented people in the world and I have full faith in the American people. I serve Americans only and I will always put Americans first. My bill eliminates the corrupt H-1B program and puts Americans first in tech, healthcare, engineering, manufacturing, and industry. We're going to write a letter to Marge and say, Marge, I support your fucking plan here, Marge. So I'm going to show you guys because I complain a lot, right? I complain a lot on Twitter. And sometimes that works. Sometimes that's sufficient. Most of the time, it's not sufficient chat. Most of the time, nobody gives a fuck what you have to say. Every time this happens and a bunch of fucking retards on Twitter are like, oh my God, this is terrible. What are we going to do? Oh no, the country's ruined. They say we got to chimp. And then what's their chimping out? It's like liking tweets, retweeting people, calling Vivek Ramaswamy a disgusting jeet again. Okay, great. We're going to write a physical fucking letter. Get out your notes. Okay, this is how you do it. Get out Word. First thing you want to do is you want to go to layout and you want to set the margins to one inch. Why it's not one inch by default, I do not know.

0:26:54
Unknown_23: Now, this is how I do it. You don't have to do it like how I do it, but this is how I do it. And it works for me. I know for a fact that reading my letters, they get added to newsletters because I include my email address. So let's start by writing a letter. My name is Joshua Moon. My address is 401 Walnut Street, PMB 21945, Green Cove Springs, Florida 32043443. In case you want to say hello.

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Unknown_23: November 14th, 2025. And I am writing to Marjorie. Now, where is Marjorie at? Where does she live? How do I contact her? Good question. We go to the internet and we type in Marjorie Taylor Greene office. There we go. The Honorable Marjorie Taylor Greene Rayburn House office in Washington, D.C., She is a 14th district representative from the state of Georgia. Now we know how to contact Marjorie Taylor Greene. We're going to go back. By the way, there's this website called commoncause.org.

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Unknown_23: You can go here and find all of your representatives from the federal to the state and local level. I recommend you do this. It even includes their addresses. You just copy-paste it from this fucking website, and you can write six letters. I did this yesterday. We're going to go back to Word now, and I'm going to paste this fucker in.

Unknown_23: All right. I do not approve of adding a comma after the name of the state or territory, so I'm going to take that out because it pisses me off.

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Unknown_23: Dear Rep Green, I cannot spell Marjorie, so we're going to keep it nice and short. Now, what do we say, chat? What do we say? We're writing our representative here. We're writing our representative. What are we going to say? I want to encourage her to yeet that fucking jeet. Okay, this is big deal to me.

Unknown_23: I'm going to say, start with a thank you. I like to start off with sweet, with honey. Let's catch more flies with honey than vinegar chat. So we're going to say, thank you for putting Americans first in your recent announcement to curtail H-1B. Spell H-1B correctly. I'm going to change the font, so I'm not going to bother with spacing yet. abuse exclamation point double space i like to double space things people say that's not correct i don't care what they have to say um this is a great first step

0:29:12
Unknown_23: and we need to see more Republican action like this.

Unknown_23: Trump and J.D. Vance both promised to target Schoenbee abuse, and it has taken too long to see efforts like this materialize in Congress. Okay. Honey, the honey, the honey dick is out. Okay. Now what do I want to do from here? Do I want to encourage a further action or do I want to encourage, I'm going to do both. Let's start by saying, um, let's start with that. Actually, I want to expand outside of H1B abuse. You note that we need more medical staff from outside the U S but a large contributing factor to this problem. is university visa abuse. Our universities, which are largely anti-American, fund themselves with foreign students.

0:30:33
Unknown_23: Trump promised recently to bring in another 600,000 Chinese students to worsen this problem. Why should this be allowed? Question mark.

Unknown_23: Next one.

Unknown_23: Additionally, there are many skilled young people from the safe and prosperous countries like the UK and Austria that want to escape their countries for political reasons and would be nothing but a net benefit to the United States. Unfortunately, our visa system only rewards those who enter the country illegally or who abuse nepotism and lie about credentials to exploit worker visas. There are no pathways such as the immigration systems for the 1960s to allow your

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Unknown_23: Europeans to migrate at will.

Unknown_23: Please consider these things and take bold action as soon as possible to break down and rebuild our immigration policy.

0:32:11
Unknown_08: Thank you.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: I also enjoy

Unknown_23: A nice 1.5. Ooh, that's a bit much. I think what I do to cheat is I put these at 1.0. There we go.

Unknown_23: And I also... Is that really? What is this, 12? Oh, it's 14. Oh, jeez. 14. That's way too big.

Unknown_08: That's good. I like that.

Unknown_08: Actually, should I do 1.15? Oh, that was 1.15. Okay. Then I'll make this a little bit bigger, maybe.

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Unknown_23: Yeah, perfect. Okay. And then you press control. Oh, I want this to be.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I get this on one page. One page. Nobody's going to read something that's not one fucking page wrong.

Unknown_23: I didn't close with God's need.

Unknown_23: Nobody's going to care then. Okay. XOXO. I got my printer ready. Here. Can you hear my printer? It's printing right fucking now. Okay.

Unknown_23: Can you hear it? The sound of progress. It's a lot louder than a tweet chat.

0:33:15
Unknown_23: Freshly printed. I got new ink in that bad boy. Colors are beautiful. The edges on that font. Sharp and crisp chat. I'm going to take my pen. I've been working on a new signature. I'm going to try it out here.

Unknown_08: I haven't posted it online yet, so I'm just going to take my word that it looks good.

0:33:48
Unknown_08: Okay. Signed.

Unknown_23: Real ink signature. So it doesn't smudge. Because you're not a lazy jeet. You don't smudge your letters.

Unknown_23: Here's a life hack, okay? I'm going to teach you. You can't see this, but just trust me. I'm going to explain what I'm doing.

Unknown_23: Envelope. I have a security envelope. Now what you do to get this fucker into a trifold envelope is you line this up so that the top of the paper... lines up perfectly with the lip of the envelope. Not all the way up to where the crease is, but where the fold terminates and exposes the open side of the envelope.

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Unknown_23: And that way, you can... And I do this all the fucking time, trust me on this. That way, I can fold it.

Unknown_08: Wie so?

Unknown_08: Und... Fold it doch.

Unknown_08: Now I have a trifold envelope that I can fit into.

Unknown_23: Thingy.

Unknown_23: Right. Very important. I also usually print my envelopes, but I'll write this one because I'm doing it. And pull off, I'm sanitary chat. There's COVID, you know. So I have a little thing I can just pull off so I don't have to lick the glue. If you enjoyed licking the glue, by all means, get a standard envelope that requires a little blah, blah, blah. I will not be doing that, chat, because I am a professional. Then, get your SpongeBob stamps. Got my SpongeBob stamps right here. I like Marjorie Taylor Greene, so I'm gonna give her a regular old SpongeBob.

0:35:33
Unknown_23: and there we go spongebob stamp applied and that is how you write a letter to your government i told people to go buy concealed carry weapons last month i am going to tell you to write your representative uh, for this stream. That is your homework. It will make me feel better if you do it. Don't worry about if it actually enacts change. Worry about making me, your, your, what's the word? Parasocial buddy feel better. Go to commoncause.org, type in your address, and it will list all your representatives for you to email. You can email or, or write literally all of these people, uh, if you so choose. One thing worth mentioning that pisses me off about this website is that, um, And this is a true history lesson for you. I want to say it's the 21st Amendment.

0:36:25
Unknown_23: Nobody talks about the 21st Amendment. Oh no, the 21st was ending prohibition. 22nd was two terms. Which is it? It's way up there.

Unknown_23: Which amendment changed the Senate?

Unknown_23: 17th Amendment. Okay. So before the 17th Amendment, the Senate represented the states and the states could choose by any mechanism of their pleasing how to delegate people to the Senate because it was a job of the government itself and not an election. However, there were so many empty seats in the Senate that it caused a problem. And so the 17th Amendment was ratified, and now senators are elected at large for your entire state in the same way that the Congress is, kind of effectively making the Congress completely fucking pointless, because why have a bicameral system when the exact same election mechanism is in place for both of them? As far as I'm concerned, if you want to have a lifetime appointment for your state Senate, then that's how it should be. But we changed that in the 17th Amendment for whatever fucking reason. Um, but what that means is that both of your senators, even the one that you, I think you don't vote for both of them. I'm not entirely sure, but both of your senators represent you in your state and therefore you are their consistent constituent regardless. So you can write both of your senators, not necessarily the one in your district. Um, as you are, they represent you regardless.

0:37:38
Unknown_23: Um, and there you go. So you can write Donald Trump if you really want to. I don't usually write the White House. I feel like that's the least effective thing. I only wrote the White House to talk to Stephen Miller, tell him that he's my second favorite Jew.

Unknown_23: You can probably just add J.D. Vance on Twitter and he'll see it. But Rick Scott, Aaron Bean, weirdest name in the entire world, DeSantis, you can write those people. There you go. That's how you write your government. And that's how you tell them what I told them, that you better fucking do something about the fucking... And the way that I phrase this is like, look, if you're going to say that Americans have no talent, there's no point voting for you. Why the fuck would I voluntarily put my address on the internet and register to vote and expose myself that way to go out and cast a ballot for a party that just does not give a fuck? It's like I have a choice between Team A or Team B. It's like Team B was doing pretty good until you said that we're all fucking losers and we need Indians to replace us.

0:38:50
Unknown_23: So if you think that writing letters to your representatives is a waste of time, you're probably right. But you know what? Today is very special. Today, it will make me feel better about the chimp out. And you know what? I don't understand. I never see people on Twitter saying we should write our representatives, physically write them.

Unknown_08: Because they're ineffective. I don't think they've ever done it.

0:39:30
Unknown_08: all right it's physically tangible fax them fax them i don't think they even have fax machines to be to be real um all right next

Unknown_23: Is this something that I can talk about on YouTube? I haven't been streaming long enough. Let's risk it, chat. Let's risk it.

Unknown_23: Transgenders have been banned from competing in female Olympic events.

Unknown_23: The International Olympic Committee has issued a full ban on transgender athletes. Sorry, y'all. The pendulum do be swinging and shit.

0:40:28
Unknown_23: Let's see what it says. The IOC's guidance to Olympic sport has until now been that transgender women can compete with female competition...

Unknown_23: Oh, with reduced testosterone levels, but leaves up to the individual sport to decide. This is now set to change under its new president, Christy Coventry. Oh, no. They let Freud lead the IOC. Now she's doing heck and turf stuff. Who promised to protect the female category. The committee's medical and scientific director, Dr. Jane Thornton. Ah, geez, dude. Last week, presented to IOC members at a meeting in Laosan, the initial findings of a science-based review into the issues of transgender athletes and athletes with differences of sexual development competing in female sport.

0:40:59
Unknown_23: So, basically, the heckin' science is in, and surprise, surprise, when you let a big, burly fucking dude compete with women, they get their skulls crushed. I could have told you that. I could have saved you approximately $250 million in scientific fees just by using my fucking eyeballs. But no, now it's been cemented into the science that this is real now.

Unknown_23: Um...

0:41:44
Unknown_23: Likely to cover differences of sexual development. Is that the nice way of saying that you're a fucking hermaphrodite? That you're a fucking freak? Those who are raised as girls from birth but have male chromosomes and male level of testosterone. So tranny, basically. Okay. Yeah.

Unknown_23: That follows a huge controversy at the boxing tournament in the Paris 2024 Olympics, wherein two boxers, Emame Khalif from Nigeria and Taiwan's Lin Yu-Ting, won gold medals despite having been disqualified from the previous year's world championship for allegedly failing to meet gender eligibility criteria.

Unknown_23: Imagine being such a grotesque tranny that you completely bungle the system for absolutely everybody. That is the story of the Algerian and Maim Khalifa. Imagine being a Muslim in Algeria and having to cope so hard that you just lie to the entire world. about your son being a girl you just have to cope so fucking hard and the end the end result of your cope is like national international media attention and then the IOC changes the rules they sink 250 million dollars into a study to be like yeah actually your son is a son sorry to say I hate to be the one to break it to you okay

0:43:01
Unknown_23: I don't think I can do this. The next thing that I have lined up, chat, usually I try to keep the YouTube segment to an hour, but I don't think that's possible to stream because the stream will be probably a little bit shorter just for my mental health reasons.

Unknown_23: What I have planned next is we're going to do a little bit of watching some content, some very spicy content, and because it comes from YouTube, I actually don't know

Unknown_23: if I'm allowed to watch it on stream.

0:43:36
Unknown_23: But I'm going to be going over the poop-throwing festival, as it were. And we're going to see if it really lives up to the hype. In case you don't remember, there's this guy who's way more popular than I remember. His name is Tyler Oliveira, and he has 8.4 million subscribers on YouTube. And apparently he's like a travel vlog, I guess?

Unknown_23: So he decided...

Unknown_23: I heard that India is a poopy place. I'm going to go to a specific town in India that has a poop throwing festival, and I will gallivant with them, the poop throwers, and we'll have a good old time. Okay. So he did. He flew all the way out to India. And he had nothing but nice things to say about the Indians. They all seemed very interested in his camera. They seemed interested in him being a famous YouTuber. I guess when they said that, you know, he's like, oh my God, this guy has 8.4 million YouTube subscribers. I think that's like the only thing that actually matters to an Indian is like how many YouTube subscribers you have. And if you have enough... um you can do whatever you want in India you're just like completely free so I'm downloading the video right now so I can play it without having to buffer anything my website's being complete shit but I think that actually might be my VPN being complete shit so wait it says a dung throwing festival saw uh what's funny I'm not gonna play the actual intro part I'm just gonna play the poopy part um

0:45:17
Unknown_23: But I watched through the entire thing. And one of the things that stood out to me is that women were forbidden to participate.

Unknown_23: And it's really, there was never really a good answer for it. Apparently, the lore of this place is, this town, because the Hindus have like 8 million gods.

Unknown_23: And cow dung is holy in all of Hinduism. supposedly there was a god that was born from the cow poo in this very special town okay and when the god was born and blessed the area the region and uh came to the the lord of the region in a dream um he told the lord of the region let the boys let the men throw poo so only the men can do it the rest of them just have to uh watch from the sidelines and get cucked i guess Now, I have alternate theories as to why this is the case. I assume that the first poo-throwing festival was like a rape fest. Like, everyone was like, oh, tiki, let's throw poo. And then there was, like, rape in the cow poo. And it was just, like, the most horrific thing that even an Indian was like, what the fuck? We can't do this anymore. So they just... They came to a conclusion that they can't do away with the cow poo festival. They instead must do away with the women. So...

0:46:13
Unknown_23: What they do throughout the year is that the farmers start collecting cow poo. Now, every Hindu person has a cow. I don't know why. It just seems to be that every single person in India has a cow. And cows shit. And the cows just wander about the village and they eat and they shit. So then it's the duty of the people that live in the town to take a shovel and to start scooping that cow poo into a pile.

0:46:49
Unknown_23: And then for this one special day, they get giant trucks, load the giant trucks up with the poopy, and then go to a specific designated cow pooping street. And they dump the cow poop into the designated cow pooping street. And the women stand on the sidelines in horror and watch as their retard men wrestle each other and throw heaps of cow shit at each other. Basically completely naked, except for, like, boxer briefs.

0:47:31
Unknown_23: Now, the Indian reaction to this was very poor. Not well received in India, for reasons unknown to me, okay? You would suspect that they would perhaps be very, very pleased to hear... that um you know this famous youtuber was coming by to investigate their uh their lovely country and their lovely because they're so much superior to all of us as as donald trump said that you know i think they'd be very proud of this kind of thing uh it did not seem like they were very proud at all chat so let me try changing my why is my download decided to terminate my entire stream

0:48:07
Unknown_08: Did I get it? Hello? Hello? Hello?

Unknown_08: Hi?

Unknown_23: We're back? Okay, great. We hear you. Okay.

0:49:00
Unknown_23: I'm still filibustering today. I guess I'm not going to be able to download this video, because for whatever fucking reason...

Unknown_23: What if I try the megafile?

Unknown_08: Truly, it's terrible to be a Josh Brew and to suffer.

0:49:31
Unknown_08: Because sometimes the form just works beautifully.

Unknown_23: Why is this archive 300...

Unknown_23: It's only nine. Okay. Maybe we'll just have to try to watch it on YouTube because that's not fucking working.

Unknown_08: All right. Where is the cow poo at? Here we go.

Unknown_08: It's only like a couple minutes of the entire video where he's, he's okay.

0:50:07
Unknown_23: He tries to make this less awkward, but you can tell he's mortified. Let's just watch it on the YouTube version. Okay. Here we go.

Unknown_23: All right. Tyler Oliveira in the cow poop. Fuck all that other bullshit. Sorry, YouTube. I hope you switched over during that brief downtime where you had the opportunity. I don't want to get dinged by Neil Mahan.

Unknown_23: Now that the YouTubers are gone, let's watch some poop throwing chat.

Unknown_23: wait are the youtubers gone i think the youtubers are still straight why oh my god i can't i can't terminate the youtube video i have to like manually end it on why does that not work why does something new break every fucking stream there's a button on rumble that i've been using to terminate the youtube connection and now today is just the day that does not work

0:50:58
Unknown_23: Just awesome. Okay. Sorry, YouTube. I am violently trying to murder you. It's like when you feel bad about killing somebody and you start killing them. And then it's, like, way harder to kill them than you imagined that it would have taken to kill them. And you're, like, struggling with this.

Unknown_23: I can't do it from the YouTube studio either.

Unknown_23: Okay, fuck it.

Unknown_23: I'm just going to delete this VOD after the fucking stream. I hope that you enjoy it, okay? Actually, let me take the Neil Maham off. And then I'll know to crop it here in the editor. Okay, that's how we'll do this. So if you're listening to the VOD, Sar, this is where it ends. This is where your story ends, stalker. For the rest of you who are watching live, bless it. Poop throwing. So that is cow shit, just so we're clear.

0:52:04
Unknown_23: They just take up giant boulders of cow shit and throw it at each other. He says that he's sinking into the cow shit.

Unknown_24: This is hell.

Unknown_23: When I close my eyes and I have nightmares.

Unknown_23: This is what it looks like.

Unknown_24: They're really like taking giant boulders of poop and like smashing little kids with them.

0:52:40
Unknown_23: That's what they do in this country.

Unknown_24: Look at that kid.

Unknown_23: He's down in the poop and they like see weakness in him and they start hitting him with it.

Unknown_23: The women are looking on with shock and awe.

Unknown_23: Look at that brown guy trying to touch his camera. He's trying to touch his camera, look at that, with his poopy fucking fingers. Watch, instant replay. Look at that jeep. He sees the camera and he's like, Sa, sa, I touch your screen, sa, with my poopy hand, sa, literally shit-encrusted hand, sa, touch your screen.

0:53:17
Unknown_24: Trying to like put it in his mouth.

Unknown_23: That guy's creepy. That got in his mouth. That hit him.

Unknown_23: There is no God here. That guy keeps touching him. Look at the thing on his thing.

Unknown_23: just walking through a mass of humans oh wait check out the ladies let's see the white boy oh my god

0:54:15
Unknown_23: So he throws up a little bit because he got poop in his mouth. I think he goes back in. Yeah, he does. He's like, I'm not going to, like, pussy.

Unknown_24: Loaded up on ammunition.

Unknown_23: He sits on the side and throws little poop balls at people. Meanwhile, they go into the deep ninth circle of hell. He stands by where the women are, where it's safer. It's kind of fun. It's very fun.

Unknown_24: It is. It's pretty fun. Pretty complete warfare.

Unknown_23: So much poo, Chad.

0:54:53
Unknown_23: We just need, we just need them in Florida.

Unknown_23: We just need them. So let's read the comments on this. Okay. I'll start by newest.

Unknown_23: Um,

Unknown_23: Ash Akshaya Singh says, Hitler Hitler. He didn't say Heil, he just says Hitler Hitler. I did this so everyone would see this. The Poojit has figured out white boy brain. You gotta say Hitler Hitler and then they'll pay attention to you. Since I don't see any Indian defending I'll do it. So here it is. Last year you said don't visit India it sucks. Then you came back now. What y'all need to understand is that this is a hyper localized festival only celebrated in one and only one village. Don't mention that he definitely tried to generalize it and called it a festival of a billion people on Twitter. I see what you did there. While smearing dung on your body is not good, you stated some true and untrue facts about cow dung and India, sir, while trying to generalize. I'll not go on that. But what I will go on is this. Even though the villagers said that one widow ate poo, you still tried to generalize. You take so much pride being an American on Twitter. I guess you couldn't do that without putting down others. So the villagers, I forgot to mention this part. They believe that cow dung has miracle healing properties. That if you smear cow shit on yourself, it will prevent you from getting skin cancer. It will literally cure cancer. Literally cure cancer. I'm not even joking. They literally said that cow shit will literally cure cancer if you roll around in it.

0:56:00
Unknown_23: So... There was one guy who eats it, and then when he asked the other villagers about it, they said, no, we don't eat it. It's just that one guy who's weird, which I'll leave it up to your interpretation if they know or are smart enough to lie about this.

0:56:32
Unknown_23: You are confusing a pagan animus Hindu religion with India. There are Christians, Muslims, Sikhs, and Buddhists in India.

Unknown_23: Let's see.

Unknown_23: Considering India's 5,000 year history, this shit started only 300 years back. I saw some piece of insidious cultural inception by some malevolent erstwhile colonial power. Sah, sah, sah. It is actually the UK sah that throws the shit, sah. That's literally what this guy is saying. This fucking guy right here just said that the UK was the one that brought shit smearing as a concept, as a party favorite. Okay.

0:57:13
Unknown_23: um this guy is brown and says ban south india now aditya so he must be like a muslim pakistani or from like the northern part he's like no sasha's only south india sah um india respect button three big respects for india India is not full of beginners. And then there is a flag. And then a cow. And then another flag. Okay.

0:57:53
Unknown_23: Where are all the racists coming from? These fuckers don't know anything. Just blah, blah, blah. And also translation like, fuck your transaction. Worse than this shit. You gayens. You fucking dumb bitch.

Unknown_23: You all fuck your mother.

Unknown_23: By the way, the Hindu Stand Times, one of the largest English publications from India, literally ran an article about how Tyler Alavaria's mother is on OnlyFans just to completely and totally made up deceptive 100% fucking false lie because Hindus are obsessed with like sexualizing white women because they're fucking rape bees.

0:58:49
Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_23: Let's see.

Unknown_23: Give them all visas right now. Base. I'm going to give that a thumbs up. Oh, I can't. I'm not signed on.

Unknown_23: I am Indian, and even I am only hearing about this for the first time. Out of the 665,000 villages, this is practiced in one village. What a joke when foreigners come. They only show garbage in India, but have they ever traveled to Manali? It is better than Switzerland. It is better than Switzerland.

0:59:21
Unknown_23: Every country in the world does have this garbage.

Unknown_23: This motherfucker really thinks that you can find even one rundown methamphetamine fentanyl zombie shithole holler in this whole goddamn country that is as filthy as every fucking street in his.

Unknown_23: You can go to Gary, Indiana. You're not going to find this shit. I'll go to Gary, Indiana, motherfucker. I'll show you. There's nothing there. There's so many of them, too.

1:00:08
Unknown_08: What does this guy say in Korean? I have to know. I wish I could translate it live, but I'm not signed in, so I guess I can't.

Unknown_08: Translating it myself, one second.

Unknown_08: Wow, it's really dirty.

Unknown_19: Dude, what is it with the Korean language?

Unknown_23: And they go... They always end on that like... sound.

1:00:43
Unknown_23: You are funded by Muslims.

Unknown_23: Sasa, you cannot dislike the poop-throwing festival unless you are funded by Katasa.

Unknown_23: As an Indian, I despise my nation. My boy, I am so sorry to tell you this, but if I have anything to say about it, you will never, ever leave it. You will never leave India. Ever. Ever. I will put my boot down on you, on your face, and push you, myself, I will push you with my boot back into the shit, okay? You're never getting out of it.

1:01:18
Unknown_23: This is the reason I don't trust Americans. Americans are very bad scammers. The worst scammers in the entire world are. Because they are always promoting misleading information about other countries. And everyone knows that about their racism.

Unknown_08: Okay, one more, one more.

Unknown_23: As a South Asian, I want to tell you there is 70 unicorn companies in America and this laughing crying is India. I really want to know why YouTube algorithm working so hard against India because of Western out fear in rigged wing pulled it to key, but it's not bad. Cool emoji. At least Indians will see the reality and wash and wipe their mouth after Kangal Dung Celebration. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg also hate Indian immigrant World Aid, especially Indian Twitter Yorub algorithm getting T-gassed by Indians. Ha, they will see the reality of their dung brain. I think it's happening good.

1:01:53
Unknown_23: There it is. From Ith Gamers. Does he have any content? He has a logo. Oh. No content?

1:02:35
Unknown_23: You can found unique gameplay here. I can't, though. You have no unique gameplay, Saw.

Unknown_23: Okay. I guess that's what we're doing here.

Unknown_23: So...

Unknown_23: There's a guy called Dinesh D'Souza, and basically he's a Reagan-era Republican who has basically just broke complete mask off on Twitter. After everyone got mad at Trump, he says, no, actually, Americans are fucking retards, and India will conquer the world. Basically just saying that outright. Suffer, Americans. I'll read his responses here. Tyler Olivier says, after much consideration, I have decided I will not be releasing my documentary capturing India's poop throwing festival. Now, this was a fake out to get more promotion, which worked. Dinesh D'Souza, who, again, I will remind you, is a immigrant from India who was a Reagan advisor. How about commenting on this festival? It seems like the future belongs to the poop throwers. And then there's a chart. Here's a bar chart throwing median household income by major racial and ethnic groups in the United States for 2024 based on the latest U.S. Census Bureau data. Now, very unfavorably, we lump the Indians into the Asian category. So the Asian category shows that the average median household income is $120,000, which is higher than whites by about $40,000. Now, I don't know this for certain, but I can believe it's true. What I have heard is that Indians live together in like bug hive households of eight. And I've seen it. It's hard. I didn't count them like I didn't sit out there and count them. But I swear to God, there was a two bedroom near where I lived when I first came back that had at least four people living there. So it could be that they just live eight to a house. And then when they count the median household income, you have eight Indians working, you know, for whatever, $15,000 each. And then that counts as $120,000. Even though they're not making that much, it looks like they are. But I don't know if that's true.

1:04:24
Unknown_23: Tyler actually responds to him and says, or pushes it out. Oh, he says, funniest result of this bait was Dinesh D'Souza going mask off Lamal.

Unknown_23: Mask off, Dinesh. You pumped fake. Whatever happened to no more identity politics? That's true. He was very anti-race-based politics on Twitter for the rights, but he's Indian. He says, I noticed that white nationalists and groipers rarely expose the Pakistani, Bangladeshi, and Indonesian allies. You never hear, stay away from my country, or stop masquerading as a white guy. In other words, they all know who's on their team. I have no Pakistani, Bangladeshi, or Indonesian allies. I mean, it's very true that Elon Musk has that Malaysian gimp retard. What's his face? And it's true that Nick Fuentes was friends with a brown Muslim pedophile named Ali Akbar that he fed children to. So maybe that's what he means. I don't know where that guy's from, though.

1:05:43
Unknown_23: I think it is Pakistan, though, as a matter of fact.

Unknown_23: Dinesh also says, I don't think these losers... Responding to Surf, of all people, who's like the biggest fucking Twitter shitposter ever. I had to unfollow that guy because he just, like, his entire shtick is baiting people. He says, this is non-American and posts a picture of Dinesh. He says, I don't think these losers understand how I react to this abuse. I react in the way that Duka Kent would react to the catawalling of a street heckler. I don't seek a duel. I am simply entertained by the stupidity. My wife tells me I enjoy these plebeian tantrums way too much. This guy aristocracy, like the Duke of Kent, sir, you come at him swinging. He's not even going to swing back, sir. He's already won by virtue of being rich and famous and Brown. And you're just white and stupid and no talented. Like Trump said, um,

1:06:16
Unknown_23: Tyler says, shut the fuck up, Dinesh. Unprovoked, your response to my family and I being doxxed, threatened, harassed by Indian nationalists, infuriated by my documentation of a poop-throwing festival was not sympathy as a fellow American. Nope. You posted a screenshot of median household income of Asian households earning more than white American households. Who the fuck does that? Gives the impression that all you see is GDP. If you believe in colorblind American solidarity, then why is your first instinct to defend anonymous Indians threatening to rape my imaginary sister and mother with a screenshot of household income sex among ethnic groups? And then Dinesh also posted some other dumb shit I saw.

1:06:54
Unknown_23: He literally offered a book saying the end of racism. And then he put out tweets about how Asians are smarter and better than whites.

Unknown_23: He has a felony conviction for illegal election campaign finance contributions, but was pardoned by Trump.

1:07:32
Unknown_23: They literally are just scammers. It's like their entire job. Even if they're in politics, they're doing illegal shit. That's funny.

Unknown_23: He says, I was being sarcastic. Fuck you. Fuck this guy. He's fucking liars.

Unknown_23: I'm so sick of them. Did you write your congressman yet? Did you write them yet, chat? Do you want a million trillion Dinesh Sozas running your entire fucking country? I remind you, it's commoncause.org. You can search your address and find all your representatives, chat. You can even write Marjorie Taylor Greene and say, good job. I like you.

Unknown_23: All right. Let me get a sip.

1:08:03
Unknown_08: What is going on in India? Poop throwing festivals.

Unknown_23: You faxed them. Good job.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Uh, last stream, I talked about Ashley Isaacs, perhaps being dead. Uh, there has been some developments in this sector.

Unknown_23: Uh,

Unknown_23: So these are comments on her last Instagram post.

1:08:35
Unknown_23: Thera Awakening says, I'm heartbroken to say she passed away October 13th. It feels so wrong to be the one to put this out there, but I know many of you care about her and I think you deserve to know. It's been so hard to accept.

Unknown_23: Thera says she knew her personally.

Unknown_23: She was followed by Ashley Isaacs.

Unknown_23: Only one of 70 people. Okay, that's crazy.

Unknown_23: Then this post was made on a, I think, eating disorder forum. Jweb says, I feel the same way. I really hope she's given a proper dignified funeral. I think you don't need much of a casket for her. I think it'll be up to her mother to plan it and pay for it, and I hope that she does.

1:09:11
Unknown_23: But I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't, given their relationship. There hasn't been any obituary posted online. It's been almost a month since she passed, and usually if there's a funeral, the funeral home will automatically publish one. So it probably means her mother hasn't arranged a funeral service.

Unknown_23: or the state may have handled the cremation. If the mother doesn't plan a funeral, the state will cremate. It's such a sad thought. She went through so much and really deserved a peaceful goodbye. I just hope that she's finally at peace.

1:09:43
Unknown_23: From what I understand, her eating disorder was brought on because her mother was abusive.

Unknown_23: Apparently this person contacted the landlord said her landlord was at the time. Let me know that she had passed away. I knew where she lived. And after not hearing from her for a few days, uh, which was very unusual for her, she was active online pretty much all the time. I reached out to her landlord and was given the sad news. I still can't believe she's gone. It feels so unreal. I decided to post about her passing online as I don't think her mom will mention anything about it. They did not have a good relationship. I actually doesn't really have much family around her or many close friends in real life, but she had so many followers and online friends who genuinely cared about her.

1:10:26
Unknown_23: Sorry, Jane Acuna just slurped it all up. Every last calorie gone. That user's name is Calories. That's very funny.

Unknown_23: Well, she lived for a very, very long time despite her condition. So I don't know. I don't know what to expect. I can only feel so bad for someone who deliberately killed themselves.

Unknown_23: Chantal, on the other hand, speaking of calories, this will be a mercifully brief Chantal update. I realize that last stream I indulged the content a little bit too thoroughly, but there is not much to say this time.

1:11:03
Unknown_23: So here's what happened. She's now back in Canada. and she is not feeling good. She's feeling very sad. This has always been Chantel's issue. She doesn't have a fucking job. She doesn't have a fucking thing to do. So she just juggles interpersonal drama with ex-boyfriends continuously. And so she's back in Canada with nothing but a cat and no furniture, except, I guess, a nice couch to sleep on. And so she's stuck with her thoughts, thinking about all the opportunity, all the good times, and she's crying about it.

1:11:38
Unknown_23: I have about a minute of this to play, and that will be it for Chantel.

Unknown_15: Well, I'm telling you something.

Unknown_15: I feel like...

Unknown_15: Should I just try to get used to the loneliness and be by myself?

Unknown_15: Or should I either move in with Pete's or go back to Syria?

1:12:28
Unknown_15: And if I go back to Syria, who channel's gonna tank if you go back to Syria?

Unknown_15: Whatever then, I mean, what do you want me to say? I don't have to worry about bills the way I do here.

Unknown_15: And those who still like me for no matter what I do will still watch. So who cares?

1:13:07
Unknown_15: How do you know I won't be happy? I'm not happy anywhere, anyways.

Unknown_15: Anyway, we'll see. I'm obviously here, so... That's the best option.

Unknown_23: So, she's very high. She came back to the United States. Or not the United States, but Canada. And she...

Unknown_23: Immediately took off the hijab. Immediately got completely fucking wasted on the dank ganja marijuana. 420 cigarettes. Okay. And now she's reminiscing about what to do. She's worrying about her bills because her channel's dead. And she realizes that her country has been jaded. And it stinks. And things are very expensive now. So she doesn't know what to do. And, uh... Things are bad in Canada. So does she need to go back to Syria to her one true love, Salah? We'll find out next time, chat. We'll find out next time.

1:13:41
Unknown_23: So the next person I want to show you is new. You've never seen this person before. They're new on the forum, and they are spurging out, and people are enjoying the content, chat.

1:14:19
Unknown_23: This is Anna Marie... Bone part. She is a ratchet hoe. I know nothing about her, Chet, but she is crashing out on Instagram and yelling about the Kiwi farm. Should I read the intro post? I'm afraid there might be OnlyFans or something, judging by the character of this woman. Let's go see the post, okay?

1:14:54
Unknown_23: Okay, the post appears to be clean. Let's read.

Unknown_23: So this third was made over a year ago. I guess she just found it. Manhattan's Henrietta Hudson, one of the oldest lesbian bars in the country, is suing an angry, woke crusader who has been ranting online that the gay watering hole is racist to patrons of color, according to Peterson Zameksi from New York Post.

1:15:26
Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_23: $40 million lawsuit and then she puts out videos and that's what makes her a little gal because she's like insane and on Twitter or Instagram all the time. She's one of the few people I've ever seen that just besides H3H3 who instead of tweeting just Instagram posts and then expects people to like screenshot the images and just apparently she just posts documents like how she harasses everybody at the bar all the time. Okay, great. There she is. primed, ready to go, cause people problems in Bronx, New York. Um,

1:15:57
Unknown_23: Here are her messages about the forum. Reminder, that list from Kiwi Farms is currently scrumption, nanashi, boob whiskers. Say one more thing, Kurdish kangaroo, and you're moved to the top of the list, which means I'm going to be outside your house in two months or less. Going to put a UPX next day delivery rush on doxing your info and getting my gun license. Just kidding. Smiley face.

1:16:32
Unknown_23: Not gonna lie, though, I do plan to show up on these QE's houses once I dox them just to say hi. I do plan to get a gun legally for my own safety and bring it. Before I go say hi, hopefully they live in open carry states, lol. I do plan to travel no matter how far. I could use a vacation and I'm self-employed right now, lol. I don't mind using it if I need to and lying to the police that they came to me or tried to rape me or whatever, lol. I don't mind jail, but I also don't mind eliminating losers who don't deserve to be alive and then lying my way out if necessary, lol. just kidding lol um and she says this plus this nanashi's nanashi bitches cystic acne nasty weirdo mom's basement dwelling no sunlight getting complexion shout out no another basement dweller all i said in this thread is that she looks real fucking nasty because she does look at this fucking ratchet as fucking hoe So I said that nasty ratchet-ass hoe is a nasty ratchet-ass hoe who looks greasy as shit and is ugly. And she's mad at me. Won't look too good when its brains are blown out all over the pavement outside its mom's house. And it's truly the correct pronouns for these unhuman fucking freaks. And self-defense on my part. Just kidding. Lol.

1:17:03
Unknown_23: Let me read my notes here real quick.

Unknown_23: She's autistic. Apparently that wasn't clear. She's a, she's basically like female Patrick S. Tomlinson is, is my gist of this. She's like, I'm going to like smoke out all the haters and stalkers, um, in the name of woke or whatever. She claims to be Armenian, which is why she's a woman of color supposedly. But, um, apparently her DNA results came in and she's just white.

1:17:56
Unknown_23: Uh, and she sued a lesbian bar, as I said. So she threatens to kill these people.

Unknown_23: Here's some crash out content, okay?

Unknown_23: Oh, this is a different person. I already read these. Okay, no, we're great. Okay, we're wonderful. So that's what's up. If you want a female Patrick S. Tomlinson child, we can. Oh, she does videos. Let's listen to some videos.

1:18:32
Unknown_12: What's also crazy about this whole case was that from the beginning, all they had to do was apologize. Like, all Vic had to do was apologize to me. That's why I didn't call the police when he assaulted me. And in fact, like, the first time I got banned from Cubbyhole because I had yelled at him after he was provoking me... Um, I had to apologize to him to be let back in. And I brought that up later, right before he pulled my chair out. I was like, I apologize to you. You did not apologize to me.

1:19:03
Unknown_12: And then also... when, like, the bigger things I learned later about, like, racism and how both these bar street people came up, like, all those bars had to do was apologize to the people they hurt, you know, and then hopefully change their ways, not just a fake apology, but change their ways.

Unknown_12: Like, they didn't have to do any of this, you know?

1:19:38
Unknown_23: She, um, she's like Russell Greer, Tomlinson, female. She's like a vexatious litigant who sues people that upset her for bullshit towards. And then she acts like a super tough guy and threatens to kill people on the internet. No, lesbian bar child. This is you who owes me an apology. Enjoy having your brains blown out all over the pavement, stalker. Just kidding. Lol. There you go. That's her. Let's pick another one.

Unknown_12: Like, I don't know what it is about, like, rich people or white people or bar people or, like, whatever the group... Bitch.

1:20:21
Unknown_23: It's so funny when people who are, like, the most... She's literally... If she's Armenian, even. Armenia is in the Caucasus, right? I hate to break it to you, but I think you might be a Caucasoid. I'm afraid to say it.

Unknown_12: The demographic is, or multiple demographics, I don't know. People are going to get offended if I say white people, so maybe it's also just rich people in general, but they think they don't have to apologize or they don't know how, just like Vic has zero conflict resolution skills. I don't know, you know, like, what is wrong with people that they don't want to say sorry?

1:21:01
Unknown_23: Armenia is a part of the Caucasus region. Damn, I'm so fucking, damn that geology, nice chat. Afraid we got a Caucasoid over here cocking it up. Ugh, cringe. Don't you hate it when a Caucasoid is up to his old tricks again, pretending to be a POC?

Unknown_23: Geology, whatever, geography, fuck rocks. I'm not feeling too good, okay? She got banned from Lex? What the fuck is Lex? Isn't Lex a... Oh, Lex.LGBT. Is that like a blue sky thing?

1:21:35
Unknown_23: Lex, it's queer, it's here. And they show trannies. Ew. What is it? Is it just an app? It's not like plugged into anything? It's just like gay Twitter, I guess. It used to just be called Twitter.

Unknown_23: She got banned from that for being a psychopath.

Unknown_23: I knew that client called it Zionist was going to get, dude, it's bad when whatever the fuck this is, is like, yeah, fuck Jews. Fuck Jews. There's a quote. I'm going to have to find it because it's a pretty funny quote. Let's see. Who was the guy that said anti-Semitism should be a refined aristocratic thing?

1:22:14
Unknown_23: What's that?

Unknown_23: H.L. Mencken, an American journalist, satirist, and culture critique in a diary entry.

Unknown_23: This is the quote. Okay, let's see if this is exactly what I was thinking of. The Jews could put me down very plausibly as the most unpleasant race ever heard of. Or could be put down very plausibly as the most unpleasant race ever heard of. As commonly encountered, they lack many of the qualities that mark the civilized man. Courage, dignity, incorruptibility, ease, confidence. they have vanity without pride voluptuousness without taste and learning without wisdom but if there is one thing they have in abundance it is that delicate and aristocratic sense of humor no doubt my distaste for the jews is based mainly upon the fact that most of the jews i have known personally have been low caste jews and hence unarousing Anti-Semitism, when it is reserved for the really offensive Jews, is a mark of refined aristocratic spirit. The common fellow hates all Jews indiscriminately.

1:23:25
Unknown_23: I guess that would only back up being anti-Zionist or something then, right?

Unknown_23: That's not what I was thinking of, though. There was a quote, I think from a French guy from a long time ago, who said something like how when anti-Semitism became a thing for the masses, it stopped being cool.

Unknown_23: Lowly kosher-bosher, that's right. Exactly right, the kosher-boshers.

Unknown_23: Someone explained to me, I don't know if that was in a Super Chat during that segment, but someone explained to me that kosher-bosher referred to...

1:24:03
Unknown_23: Delis, Jews that ran butcheries. Apparently, butcher is something about like a butchery in Yiddish. So when he was referring to kosher butcher, he's referring to like butchers and shit in New York.

Unknown_23: Anyways, Anna Valens. Anna Valens is a troon. Anna Valens once participated in Drop Kiwi Farms. Anna Valens, one of the Kiwi Farms Z platform for being a heckin' no good, no think site. Anna Valens, unfortunately for their self, finds their self on the other side of censorship now. Because Anna Valens happens to have very refined taste for giantess for and rape.

1:24:38
Unknown_23: Things which are generally frowned upon by civilized society. So Anna Valens is into ASMR, more specifically producing transgender ASMR about rape.

Unknown_23: And rape, many people these days say rape, no good. And in fact, even in websites that allow pornography, particularly because of credit card policies, rape, and even so-called consensual non-consensual, which is pornography that is indistinguishable from rape, is not permitted on these platforms. So that includes lollicon stuff. That includes, as I mentioned, rape. And Anna Valens is into that kind of stuff. So when the hammer came down and Zay got banned from Patreon, Subscribestar, Twitter, a bunch of other shit for rape...

1:25:21
Unknown_23: is they took up a mantle against credit card-based censorship and has been complaining about it.

Unknown_23: Now, oh, the other thing that Anna Valens said that was ironic is that after Drop Kiwi Farms and before rape was banned, Anna Valens had taken up the pitchfork against VTubers. Um, I believe that, oh man, what was it? Did, did Anna Valens just call them pedophiles or did, did he try to make the point that they're like stealing sex work from real trannies or some shit?

1:26:06
Unknown_00: It was something like that.

Unknown_23: It was, I don't think it was just lollicon. I think it, I think it was, um,

Unknown_23: Something weirder, like, about it depriving sex workers of customers or some shit.

Unknown_23: Oh, the right wing. That's it. I knew it was something fucking stupid.

Unknown_23: Came after Akasha and Pippa Pipkins and others and said, they're Nazis, so we have to ban them. And then the left-wing media apparatus completely dismantled his business of selling rape pornography and rape ASMR. So now he's like, well, wait a second. I don't mean like that. Sucks to be you. Sucks to be a retard, I guess.

1:26:46
Unknown_23: All right, let's read these. Read these skeets. Anna Valens says, this is green text, sex party ASMR. Audio makes it clear the listener and the speaker are not related, are literally strangers. Audio removed for mommy. Pornhub has fallen. So I guess Anna Valens tried to make a video with the title Mommy Dom. The full name is A Succubus Mommy Dom Lets You Bounce On Her Cock At A Monster Girl Sex Club Fuda For Fuda Reason For Removal Familial Relations Because it included the word mommy. in the title so the robot that they employ at uh porn hub to remove the most facially repulsive content imaginable uh scooped up this one for a meme basically the mommy dom meme uh and and i was upset about this literally in the bio bra your favorite succubus mommy vtuber now on porn hub Profile pic by Maiden Wrath. Banner by Variant Cover. I hate how much my Fuda for Fuda content gets censored. It's insane. It is insane, isn't it?

1:28:10
Unknown_23: Literally gonna crash out. Like, how the fuck am I supposed to reach my audience? Everywhere is banning me for the most milquetoast shit.

Unknown_23: Tranny replies saying, It's insane how bad the censorship is getting out there. People deserve to enjoy your stuff in peace.

Unknown_23: Ugh.

Unknown_23: Okay, so they're going to start removing anything with daddy in it too, lol. Current trajectory indicates it will be a sales funnel for paywalled content on external sites. Emily says, literally can't exist online without tripping over piles of cishet content with women calling older men daddy or step-sibling stuff, etc. But it's a problem when the trannies and dykes do it.

1:28:42
Unknown_23: Yeah, it is.

Unknown_23: Next, they'll remove vor because of murder or something. It is... Just so you know, a lot of them are into the full cycle. It goes in and it comes out. And most of them... There's actually a specific vor term. it's called like a a full tour or something where they get pooped out but they're still alive they're like just like frozen and poop a night like they're indian or han solo or something but most of it is death chat

1:29:21
Unknown_23: um says bank take mommy irish says this is wild considering like half of porn hub is step cess at this point imagine being so familiar with porn hub in particular that you can like catalog its trends like how you say like oh on reddit the really pissed off about the h1b stuff like this guy's like yeah on porn hub it's all step incest bro

1:30:09
Unknown_23: Kadoji says, what the fuck? There's a lot of videos with stepbrother or stepsister there. Asia, the magical girl. Asia's a content fucking retard. Pornhub, the reason the joke, oh, help me, stepbro, I'm stuck, exists. Mikayla says, this feels like flightingly transphobic garbage. Ada, three Inuits in a crop top, says, AI moderation should be a fucking crime.

Unknown_23: Okay. Here's more from Anna. I have dealt with so much this year. I have dealt with so much this year, but getting censored for having mommy is an insanely inoffensive video complete with aftercare and check-ins is the only thing that makes me cry my eyes out. Pornhub deleted a video that says, Mommy Dom Fuda let you jump on her cock. Fuda for Fuda. Got deleted. Anna Valens is crying, literally physically shedding tears over this loss to all mankind.

1:31:01
Unknown_23: Pizzeri Pete in the shoddy evidence says, I'm sorry, Anna.

Unknown_23: I'm sorry, guys. I'm just so devastated. I've been dealing with constant censorship all year. YouTube, Twitch, Patreon, Vice, and now Pornhub.

1:31:43
Unknown_23: It feels like the walls are closing in really hard, and it's getting harder and harder to pill the bills. I feel so squeezed.

Unknown_23: Can I... I feel like my reading could be amplified by something here.

Unknown_08: No, it's like 19 seconds. I need longer.

Unknown_23: Oh, yeah. This is it.

Unknown_23: Load.

Unknown_23: Fuck you, Ilhan. Yeah, there we go. Nothing I'm doing with my ASMR work is, like, particularly abnormal. Why me? Why is it always a fucking fight? Because it's fuda for fuda? Because it's gay? Homer for hire says, Anna, I'm sorry. I know giving words can do so much, but you do good work, and this is unfair to you. We can only hope for a better future, and one where this doesn't constantly happen to you. Also, if you need to take a day, take it. I know this was upsetting, but take time for yourself if needed. Thanks, Homer. This means a lot.

1:32:20
Unknown_23: This is only true of incest content. My content is not incest content, of which it is obvious if Pornhub actually viewed my video. Pornhub has many videos exactly like my own.

1:32:54
Unknown_23: And this is the screenshot. Mommy Dom gives prostate massage to Femboy. Femboy handjob compilation. Mommy Dom gives gentle femdom handjob to femboy post-orgasm torture. Trans goth mommy dom joi good boys follow along with mommy. I'm so miserable about Pornhub censoring that Fuda for Fuda video. It was like the last straw on a camel's back. I despise what the lowercase i internet which one is becoming and how many of my former colleagues in journalism enabled and encouraged this censorship.

1:33:32
Unknown_08: I...

Unknown_23: Even now, so many people who remain in games journalism are quiet about the censorship occurring from MasterCard, Visa, and PayPal. Not even Blue Sky and Twitter do they talk about it. They just don't care.

1:34:14
Unknown_23: And there's more. There's so much more. I'm trying to sound just a little bit. No trans woman referring to a post where here's the reason why I spoke to so many video game actors. Ah, ah, ah.

Unknown_23: Nobody wants to hear a tranny talk, bro. The voice of the tranny is like the most immediately repulsive thing about all of them. And you start talking, like if there's ever a picture where you're like, well, I guess it could be a woman. They start talking. It's like, oh, buddy. Ah, buddy, what are you doing? Annabelle says Kill la Kill was so controversial when it came out, but it was the beginning of queer girl anime fans coming to terms with and embracing that fan service doesn't have to be automatically deemed misogynistic. In fact, it can be a guilty pleasure. The pandemic then made it okay to be horny on Maine.

1:34:49
Unknown_23: Once that happened, people started accepting that fan service definitely might not be feminist, but it's not that deep. I also think the rise of English VTubing led to feminist critics befriending Lootubers, so there's no real appetite for indirectly telling your friends they're objectifying women. "...the anime with Big Bouncy Booba is misogynistic, but when my friend's model has it and commissions a ton of art like that, it's okay to... yeah, no, and don't get me started on the idea that somebody is wearing a woman's suit to VTube. That's a non-starter. The women... the horny one in Weebdom." Which is good. Anime, manga, and hentai are all deeply interconnected. You don't have to have contemporary anime without eromanga. You don't have contemporary anime without eromanga. The medium is fundamentally erotic.

1:36:06
Unknown_23: Straight from the horse's mouth, chat. And not the rape horse from Berserk. From your fellow weeb, from Anna Valens. the gooner in chief, uh, the, the mommy Dom food, uh, F for F saying exactly what I've been saying, but the weebs don't believe it. It's just the medium bro. It's like saying you don't like pencil drawings, bro.

Unknown_23: A lot of people want queer porn, but they don't want to pay for it. It's a shame, but porn is an artistic endeavor in industry. The moment you give a couple bucks to a queer pornographer, you're fighting back, uh, against the censorship mechanisms at play in our society at large. My dream is not to become rich or famous doing FUDA for FUDA ASMR, but to inspire other lesbians to become FUDA for FUDA ASMRtists. To make that dream a reality, there's only one way forward. Five dollars a month. Think of it like planting a seed that blooms into a million trees. Can I get a 1,000 sub pack for stomping on the faces of these fucking people forever and ever?

1:37:18
Unknown_23: Is that how you do it? Wait, wait. Hold up.

Unknown_23: I missed an opportunity to do this. Oh, where's my thing? Okay, hold up.

Unknown_23: Here, let me repeat myself here. What was this thing? Oh, this.

Unknown_23: I despise what the lowercase I internet is becoming and how many of my former colleagues in journalism enabled and encouraged the censorship chat. I think we're going to need a big old fucking retard alert.

Unknown_25: A fucking retard alert for this fucking retard, tranny, literal fucking pro-censorship fucking journalist. I fucking encourage this shit for his entire fucking life until it personally, financially harms him in particular chat. Retard fucking alert.

1:37:52
Unknown_23: I hate him. I hate him more than you can possibly imagine.

Unknown_08: Suffer.

Unknown_08: Is there more? I don't know if I can deal with more.

Unknown_23: He's been suspended from Patreon. Oh, did this come before he got suspended? Oh my God. This came before he got suspended on Patreon. Okay. Deep breath. Roll the shoulders.

1:38:28
Unknown_23: Hoping for some good salt here. I'm hoping for some actual fucking lamentations here, chat.

Unknown_23: I'm having a...

Unknown_17: I'm having a hard time sleeping because I'm just so stressed out financially.

Unknown_23: I don't know what job or work I can even take on to pay the bills. And I'm worried about a repeat of a vice situation where if I write for an outlet people don't like out of desperation, I get harassed again. I don't know, man. 554th most insufferable person on the server in... I guess... Getting Engaged? I don't know if that's on Mastodon or what. Wait, why did Blue Sky tag this? Oh, it is Mastodon. It must be. Why did Blue Sky tag this? No, never mind. This is not. This is Blue Sky.

1:39:04
Unknown_23: Oh, the image is this. It's not... So it's like a...

1:39:37
Unknown_23: sexually suggestive but does not include nudity this is a non-sexual piece of artwork with a giant woman i mean this is just like giantess porn bro it's like not this is clearly sexually suggestive i don't know why you're fucking complaining um i lost my patreon for the time being this is obvious do you know how do you even fucking know How many letters I've gotten exactly like this? CSR letters like, hey, I'm so-and-so from the trust and safety team here at whatever. Your post has been banned because you violate our terms of service. No, we're not going to tell you what. No, we're not going to actually let you back on. No, we're not going to debate this. Fuck you. Goodbye. Do you know how many fucking people? I mean, like millions, millions of these.

Unknown_23: Oh, here are the posts that got him in trouble. You ready? TF for trans femme for trans femme. Trans femme for male. Force femmed by a devilish librarian femdom. Force feminization. I mean, that's clearly rape. What is force feminization besides being raped until gay?

1:40:32
Unknown_23: TF for TF. One way or another, I'm sucking your girl dick. Magical girl. TF dom. Oral handjob. Slurp? Ew.

Unknown_23: Light dom mind break. from march please update your patreon according to these guidelines and reply to our email dude imagine this being your job i bet you elwood hates his fucking life which is a good thing um please consider supporting me on subscribe star oh i have to see i have to see the number subscribe star ac valence let's see that fucking fat number chat i gotta see it

1:41:30
Unknown_08: um he still has a link to his patreon on a subscribe star has like a separate website for like porn i just want to see ac valens bro here we go okay

Unknown_23: I found it. I can't share this because this is like a gross site, but $538 a month. Let's see. I'm going to go to Zillow real quick. Okay. I'm going to go to Zillow. I'm going to go to rent. I'm going to say, let's see, I'm looking in the U.S. I'm looking for $500 max rent. Nothing in Hempstead, New York, which is where I was looking for Francis Edex lot.

1:42:28
Unknown_23: Wait, where does Valens live?

Unknown_08: Let's see what state we're looking at here.

Unknown_08: Brooklyn, New York.

Unknown_23: Oh, let's look around Brooklyn chat. See if we can find something for 500 a month. All right.

Unknown_23: I found something. It's in... Wait, is this not New York? Is that New Jersey? It's called Newark. Newark is in New Jersey, right? I mean, that's kind of close to New York City, right? Elizabeth, New Jersey. $350. That's pretty fucking good. Oh, wait. Rare find. No brokerage freeze. This has to be $3,500 a month or something. Yeah, I don't think you're getting marble countertops for $350. Okay.

1:43:01
Unknown_23: Yeah, this is definitely missing a zero. You got to fire that fucking agent.

1:43:37
Unknown_23: Okay, well, if we go up to New Haven or Clinton. What is this, Clinton, Connecticut? It is. $200 a month.

Unknown_23: Retail space.

Unknown_23: Well, you could live in a laundromat, I suppose.

Unknown_23: What if we go down to...

Unknown_23: What's that, Philadelphia? Okay. 29 units for sale for $500 a month?

Unknown_23: Oh, all the ones for $500 are... Wait, no.

1:44:11
Unknown_23: It doesn't have any pictures.

Unknown_23: I assume that's a mistake.

Unknown_23: This one's $100 a month. That doesn't sound right. Oh, it's a garage. It's a garage.

Unknown_23: It's a garage.

Unknown_23: Office suites, garages. Sorry, Anna. Sorry. What's this in Maryland?

Unknown_23: It's a pier. It's a pier. Wait, no.

1:44:44
Unknown_23: Wait, I found it. You got to live in Washington, D.C.

Unknown_23: But I think I found it, bro. $300 a month.

Unknown_23: Newly renovated, two to three bedrooms, immediate move-in, vouchers accepted. Laundry facility on site, free parking.

Unknown_23: And you can, if you have ACH, you got it. Dude, this is it. Here you go.

Unknown_23: I'm helping, chat.

Unknown_23: I'm helping. You got to move from Brooklyn to D.C. You got to live near Donald Trump. but you gotta manage, okay? Shit's tight. Shit's tight when you are a persecuted mommy femdom, TF for TF, rapist.

1:45:23
Unknown_23: Shit's tight, okay?

Unknown_23: You gotta be a catch. Oh, you live in D.C. I'm sure that your neighbors are wonderful. I hope you like bass. It's a good thing you can't sleep, because you're gonna be listening to fucking bass all night.

Unknown_03: Prr, prr, prr, prr, prr.

Unknown_23: Why do women rape? I don't know. It must be the high-test women or something.

Unknown_23: All right, next. Philosophy Tube. Philosophy Tube.

1:45:56
Unknown_23: Philosophy Tube.

Unknown_23: Something. Let's just read this post. I think it's because in regards to...

Unknown_23: think it's because it's not a hot topic issue for his audience do conservatives really care about birth rates yes but they don't hate watch or hate watch philosophy tube videos does the left wing care massively about birth rates well they care if the people can't afford to have kids that's not true which this video does only if they're brown if you're white and you have too many kids and you can't afford them it's your fault you should have gotten an abortion A big thrust of this video is basically an aging, contracting population. It's not a bad thing, but it's not something particularly resonant with his target audience. So he only got 300,000 views.

1:46:31
Unknown_23: Tube is pregnant. Okay, the tube is prego. Oh, that's why this is a thing, because he's pretending to be pregnant now. Okay, I got you.

Unknown_23: Your camera's out of focus. Most cameras these days will autofocus. You gotta press the button on your camera to focus your fucking camera. You spend how much fucking money on this fucking camera, and you make how much fucking money doing videos, and you can't focus your fucking camera?

1:47:13
Unknown_05: Okay, um... Tell me about the voice. I'm gonna go and I'll have to check this with the doctor, obviously, but, um... Apparently I'm pregnant.

Unknown_23: Mmm, I'm pressing X to doubt. I think you're just a weirdo training with a fetish to be quite honest with you, sir Let me preload this other video too Why is it so fucking so we are gonna need a part two?

1:47:49
Unknown_23: God he really I fucks himself

Unknown_23: Apparently, I'm

1:48:21
Unknown_08: think you're being spared but the kiwi farms is desperately trying to help you chat and not show you this fucking video pregnant despite lacking some of the equipment you if a guy pees on a test strip what happens i'm gonna google this grok grok

Unknown_23: What happens if a guy pees on a pregnancy test? Tell me, Grok. The result will almost always be negative. 99.9% of the time, they will not appear. Very rare exceptions where a man can get a positive result. He has certain types of testicular cancer.

Unknown_23: choriocarcinoma or seminoma that produce the human chorionic gonadotropin.

1:49:25
Unknown_23: Or if you're taking HCG injections, some bodybuilders or people on certain fertility steroid regimens use it. And extremely rare pituitary disorders and other tumors that secrete HCG. Okay, so he has cancer of the balls.

Unknown_05: Okay, I do have some idea.

Unknown_05: But now I have to make a decision. In today's world, with all the problems that we have, is it ethical to have a child?

Unknown_23: Dude, I remember I did a thing years ago when the tranny stuff was still like going strong and getting worse. And I remember I did a segment about how trannies were going to eventually create cybernetic wombs that had like a built-in blender so they could have abortions. And that's like the ultimate tranny fetish is like aborting a baby. That's like, to them, the peak of being a woman is to abort a child. And this is him just simply living out that fantasy in a video.

1:50:10
Unknown_23: Okay, let's listen to this thing.

Unknown_05: One of the things that I took from the final scene is that the future does not always look how you thought it would.

Unknown_05: But if you stick around... It's much uglier than I imagined. ...you find people that you trust and...

Unknown_05: You can still get to have one.

1:50:49
Unknown_05: Hi.

Unknown_05: I'm pregnant.

Unknown_05: You haven't done anything wrong. And you don't have to do anything. I'm not going to keep it. I've decided.

Unknown_05: But I just thought it would be polite to let you know.

Unknown_05: no way you're getting an abortion i'm literally jealous you don't sound shocked wait you think i called it i fully totally fucking called that mine girl you've never had sex also i can't talk come on oh yeah

1:51:24
Unknown_04: Is Morgana there? Hello. What's up, Abby? Morgana, I'm pregnant and I think it's yours. Are you literally just calling everyone we know? We have never had sex either. I thought we did. No, that wasn't real. That was a deleted scene in Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend.

Unknown_02: Hey, sorry, I don't know if this is a bad time to mention this, but when we were on set,

Unknown_23: Is this him just saying, like, I'm a famous actor now, so I'm gonna call up all these other people that have been in the shitty-ass fucking Netflix movies I've been taking part of, and I'm, like, flexing? Is this, like... Is that what he's doing?

1:51:57
Unknown_02: I definitely impregnated somebody. Brandon, are you the father of my child? Look, I don't know who or which hole or what gender that hole was, but I definitely blasted a lot of me in there. And there is no way in hell that thing's not popping out a baby in nine months.

Unknown_04: Nebula made us cut the sex scene because it doubled the runtime of the movie. Did it have to be 30 minutes long?

Unknown_05: So, Morgana, that wasn't real sex? Abigail, do you know what sex is?

Unknown_23: We haven't done enough to oppress them. We haven't done enough to make them feel humiliated. Anna Valens is not living in a deep enough pit of despair. We have to continue to oppress and to malign and destroy everything that they've done forever and ever. Okay.

1:52:32
Unknown_23: That's my takeaway from this.

Unknown_23: Because this is what they do. If they get any modicum of success, this is how they live it. They dream about abortions.

Unknown_23: They put it all on the internet and make you listen to it.

Unknown_23: Okay, speaking of VTuber trunes, we have Rev Says Desu? Does he say Desu or Desu or does he say Des? Someone answer this in chat who's a retard, please.

1:53:08
Unknown_23: I want this explained so I can get it wrong on purpose moving forward.

Unknown_23: Day Sue. He says day Sue.

Unknown_23: You make, I am making you listen to it. Okay. Listen.

Unknown_23: Okay. All right. So here's the thing. Okay. This article went out and it shook people to their very core. This is how you know things are really going downhill and censorship is ramping up under President Trump.

1:53:48
Unknown_23: In Norway, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, an organization that the Kiwi Farms will be working with here very shortly, allegedly, apparently, flagged to Norwegian police, so in a foreign country, that a specific Norwegian YouTuber, or not YouTuber, but just regular private citizen, was playing a game. And the game is called... I want the name of the... I'm not going to make you listen to this fucking freak.

1:54:31
Unknown_23: Dare no tono saikatsu? Dare tono saikatsu?

Unknown_23: Okay, so the literal translation of Dore tono saikatsu is life with a slave, teaching feeling, okay? So this is a visual novel about living with a slave. This is the official description. I became the guardian of a slave girl that had been abused by her last owner. At first, things were weird. She was naturally distrusting, but through communication, we became friendly. A bond formed and we went out together. I bought her clothes and she wore them. As time passed, I began to fall in love with her and she with me. This game is about becoming intimate with a slave girl.

1:55:06
Unknown_23: So here are the taglines. Emotionless heroine. Romance. Slavery. Drastic character development. Changeable clothes. Single heroine. Male protagonist. Virgin heroine? He bought a second-hand slave girl and she's a virgin somehow?

1:55:45
Unknown_23: My fucking immersion in this story is completely ruined.

Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_23: Glasses options. Medical doctor protagonist. So we have like a Dr. Mengele here.

Unknown_23: Interactive touching game. Low lie heroine. Only low lie heroines.

Unknown_23: Raising simulation. So she's not only your bang made fuck girl. She's also a girl you get to raise.

Unknown_23: That's cool.

Unknown_23: So there's like preview images of this. She is constantly covered in blood and has like traumatic thousand yard stare. Oh, that's not blood. She has like horrific burns.

1:56:19
Unknown_23: Okay, I can show you this. Let's see this. Let's see what we're talking about here. Okay, this is your low-lie slave girl. You got the thousand-yard stare going on and seems to have horrific burns across her body. And your job is to, number one, help her make drastic character development. Number two, fuck her. Okay, and that's what this guy was playing in the privacy of his own home in Norway. Okay, so when the polizei showed up and arrested this man who was just minding his own business, the weeaboos got up in arms. NCMEC, the Child Abuse Prevention Database, and Helpline Center for literally just called missingkids.org is spying on all of us and sending us to the gulags for enjoying innocent slave low-lie ADVs, chat.

1:56:54
Unknown_23: Problem with this.

Unknown_23: He was flagged by Nick Mech, but he was not flagged by Nick Mech because he was playing this game. The reports that said that he was playing this game, and that's what triggered it, were false. And Rev says Daesu just ran with this, as did all the other fucking weeaboo retards. He was flagged by Nick Mech because they have an AI program that can scan images and come up with a determination of how likely it is to be child pornography. And they had made the determination that he was likely trading in child pornography over the internet, which is how he got flagged in the first place. So when the police searched his computer, they found child pornography. Now you might be thinking, oh man, so he did have child pornography, but this is a real issue with unlawful search. If he's playing a game that's legal, and that somehow gets flagged by NCMEC, then that means that they can search your computer without actually having any knowledge that you might have something on it. You might be a good enough person

1:58:23
Unknown_23: arguer to become a Jewish attorney, but that's not what actually happened. He was actually trading child pornography. Nick Mech identified that he was trading in child pornography. When the police searched his computer, they found that he had child pornography. And when they ran his computer against the NCMEC database, it identified this game as well because he had taken screenshots of the pornographic events in it. And the computer had made the determination that that looked like a child and it looked like a child in sexual activity. So that's why it was flagged. Nick Mac actually, uh, corrected this and trained the, the, it's database not to identify this game as child pornography, but it did end up in a Norwegian police report. They found the images and that they were suspicious given the circumstances, the circumstances being child pornography. Um, so all those people who are still pestering me about how I say the low lies and the pedophiles are in the same bucket in the Venn diagram, um,

1:58:58
Unknown_23: another score for, for me, I suppose.

1:59:31
Unknown_23: Um, but of course this is a censorship issue because I just, I, I, I can't imagine having the fucking audacity to like make an entire video talking. How long has he talked about this? Putting up a big arrow that says this is insane. Yeah, it is insane that it really is. It's two minutes long. Let's listen to Rev says day soon. They arrested him for playing a visual novel.

Unknown_26: Yo, what's good everyone.

Unknown_23: What was the name of this when you're a dude that does like a Japanese, like a VTuber girl?

Unknown_23: Name for guys that do female VTubers. It's like a Bokunoko Doko-chan or something.

2:00:14
Unknown_23: Um... Traptuber. That's not what I'm thinking of. It has its own word for it.

Unknown_23: Low testosterone junior. Can we not? Boku...

Unknown_23: No, it has a name, it's like... It's like, I don't know.

Unknown_26: Back on the Alt-Chanel. That's three videos on the Alt-Chanel in a week. We are so back. It's good to be back. I like talking about stuff on the Alt-Chanel that maybe... Doesn't make its way to the main channel because we're busy talking about other things.

Unknown_23: Nobody fucking cares. Talk about the show. And stomped on.

2:00:48
Unknown_26: So you can see the headline here. A Norwegian man was arrested for playing the visual novel. This guy.

Unknown_23: Hang him. This fucking guy. I can't even fucking believe. How many views did this get? How much money did he make for putting out this slop? I'm not even talking about what he's talking about. I'm talking about the 45,000 fucking views on this fucking slop. Listen here. This guy opened up Twitter, found a post by pirate nation, the most cheated out fake fucking news thing that just shows up over and over and over again on the timeline. This guy sucks. And he followed me at some point, but he fucking sucks. He never wants ever for any reason ever, as far as I've ever fucking seen, put a citation for anything ever. This guy sucks. I rate him zero out of 10 in terms of ever being someone you should ever fucking trust. Uh, like even the America first Nick Fuentes, Dick sucker news account. Like at least they're not usually completely wrong, even though they don't cite any fucking sources ever. Um, like I'll give them like a two out of 10. If I see something they post, I think, Oh, that might be worth looking into. If this guy posts up, it's just fake. It's fake. And he just does it cause he wants the fucking money. And this retard cunt is, sees this guy's tweet and is like that's it that's a two and a half minute long video on youtube for 45 000 people to watch and is he ever oh he found the article he did find the article to know sakatsu and faces three years what's the article for a video game now you might be saying rev you pronounce that incorrectly well guess what i'm not japanese please be patient with me i'm not japanese i'm not gonna get these these titles correct every single time but let me cares this dude played this visual novel and because the character is underage apparently uh this guy in norway he's going to prison possibly he's facing three years in the slammer for playing a visual novel of course people be like he he's a weirdo for playing this game and blah blah dude

2:02:31
Unknown_26: If you want to call someone a weirdo for playing a game like this, okay, fine. But if you want someone and support someone going to prison for possibly three years for playing a video game with dark themes involving fictional characters, you're insane. Nobody should support this. This type of a law is being used to punish this guy potentially for three years. It's a porn game, bro.

Unknown_23: It's not like it just has dark... I cannot find this fucking article. What website is he on?

Unknown_23: What website is this?

Unknown_23: Posted by...

2:03:20
Unknown_23: Pause?

Unknown_23: I need to find this article. Arrested for playing... I cannot find this article.

Unknown_08: It would criminalize you for watching anime like Dragon Ball, okay?

Unknown_26: So anyone supporting this out of a, I guess a... A spout of puritanism or censorship? Ridiculous. Like, I don't know. We got here, guys. Everyone said this slippery slope might slip, but no, we're here. And people are potentially going to prison for multiple years for playing visual novels.

2:03:52
Unknown_23: No, they're going to jail for having child porn. He had pictures of kids getting raped on his computer, bro.

Unknown_23: If only you had known. If only you had done any research whatsoever. What is going on with my computer? It's like melting or some shit. Why the fuck is my keyboard breaking? Okay, hold up.

Unknown_23: I'm going to find this fucking article. Maybe they did delete it out of shame. What? There is like a serious issue. I'm going to replug in my keyboard. Give me a second.

2:04:26
Unknown_08: There we go. Okay.

Unknown_08: Can I click?

Unknown_23: No, I can't possibly three years for playing.

Unknown_26: I have to like double click everything.

Unknown_23: There's like a, Oh my God. My computer is just like imploding now for some reason.

Unknown_23: Norwegian man arrested for playing.

Unknown_08: Is it Dexter? Oh, I can't even open anything.

2:05:04
Unknown_23: And then there's Reddit. Okay, explain this to me. There is something going on with my keyboard where I have to double-click everything.

Unknown_23: I don't know if there's like a key that's like... I'm fucking around with the virtual keyboard now trying to figure out if there's something I can do to fix this.

Unknown_23: Because I don't know.

Unknown_23: Okay. Grok, please stop, please. If only I was a talented H-1B visa recipient, I could have figured this out.

2:05:41
Unknown_23: I am on Windows!

Unknown_23: I am on Windows. I'm on Windows, and the only thing I use Windows for is for fucking streaming, okay?

Unknown_23: And it still doesn't work. Okay, I cannot even find the source. So he, like, looked at the cover of this and was like, what the fuck? I gotta let people know. That's so fucking cringe. How does... Like, weebs will just eat anything up. They will just let people shit directly into their open fucking mouth. Don't even bother reading the fucking source, because you know what? I'm gonna believe whatever you say and get mad about it and cry about it on fucking Twitter, because I'm retarded and I'm a fucking weeaboo.

2:06:13
Unknown_23: Um... There's more details to this from this guy, Gibbs.

Unknown_23: So here's the, um...

Unknown_23: Other things... Wait, where is... Is this the... Who's charged among... So the guy that wrote this article flat out fucking lied.

Unknown_23: Because he said the man is charged among other things with having played the game.

Unknown_08: The investigator Eric Hagen says the game is vulgar tamagotchi.

Unknown_23: Yeah, you have to feed and rape your slave girl or she dies of neglect. Charged with possessing and sharing illegal images and videos.

2:06:50
Unknown_23: As in so many cases. The police got... Wait, is this guy anti-knick-knack? Um...

2:07:33
Unknown_23: And then they used the photo DNA to find the images.

Unknown_23: So in response to this, by the way, they removed 59 exceptions identified by concentrics from NCMEC's CSAM hash list because it was cartoon pornography and not actual child pornography.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_08: That's what's happening over in Norway. It's too hot in here. Let me take off my...

Unknown_08: All right, I'm working myself up into a sweatshirt.

2:08:12
Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_23: Speaking of sweating, our boy Chunky Greer. There he is. He posted this to him. For some reason, Russell Greer is like mortified of being called weak or like a pipsqueak. He jumps out and has like a proper fucking retard tantrum if you call him a pipsqueak. um so he for some reason is obsessed with like working out and this is he looks so greasy every single picture i see of russell greer is just the greasiest fucking people um greasiest fucking thing i've ever seen it's disgusting i just thought i'd share this with you this guy this guy thinks that he's a hunky boy i should take a shower maybe that would help he also wears a mask still to cover up his face

2:09:02
Unknown_23: I know I'm still on YouTube. I just can't shut it off. I'm going to have to truncate it.

Unknown_23: Asmongold took a swing at Darkside Phil. I don't want to play the entire Asmongold clip, though.

Unknown_23: Is this the short version? Yes, it is. So instead of the 17-minute version, I'll play you the 2-minute version, which is just as entertaining.

Unknown_23: I skipped over this.

Unknown_23: Because I didn't really have an interest in talking about Dark Side Phil. But apparently Dark Side Phil had a proper meltdown and just started yelling at his fans to donate more. And was just properly saying, you guys have to fucking pay me. I'm streaming. You have to start fucking paying me. And it caught a lot of attention. And it caught the attention of Asmongold. So this is like a short compilation of this. The narrative, the hilarious narrative is that DSP is a broke bum and begs all day.

2:09:40
Unknown_27: You have an issue with me. Come talk to me about it in person like a man. Publicly, I'm saying it to you right now. You're a bitch. So he wasn't happy about the video, I guess. How many views did this video get? 900,000 views in one day. Unless we get 50 subs by the end of tonight, don't ever ask anything of me ever again. Just sits here whining, bitching, complaining about things, wanting more and doesn't support. So you get nothing. Oh my, wait, this is a second video. phil was really mean to his audience he said that they gave him no support and he was going to give them nothing from now on which isn't what happened what happened was i was talking specifically to the kick viewers there had been a big sharp decline in support it seemed to be directly so the out of context clip was making people think that you were begging for money but the in context clip is that you were only begging people on kick for money No, no, no. Now I understand. Oh, I hate that Phil asks for money. Then you shouldn't have fucked with my livelihood. I never had to until people did. You made the monster. You're...

2:10:53
Unknown_27: You're Dr. Frankenstein. Now you gotta live with the monster you created, bitches. And if you don't like it, too fucking bad, because you don't have a time machine to go back in time and change what you already did. Apparently, is now Cope fake tipping himself? Let's see here. Wow, I just received an anonymous... Wait, so he's inventing donations? $20 tip? What? Because everyone that Asmongold talks about, positive or negative, gets a big boost and people come to their content. No, I don't get that. Instead, all it was was negative comments and downvotes on the on-demand videos. Why did you do this? Yeah, why would I do that to him? I don't know why. Publicly, I'm saying it to you right now. You're a bitch. Tell me that I'm a fucking beggar and I'm a scammer. Prove it. Unless we get 50 subs, you got an hour left. Yeah, do it. Or shut the fuck up forever. We're not going to listen to your bitching anymore. A lot of whining people demanding people who don't reciprocate.

2:11:25
Unknown_23: Dude, he's like furious with the state of his existence now. He's just like, he can't even contain it. He can't even hide his contempt for his audience anymore and just has to yell at them. Like, where the fuck's my money, bitch? You said I had my fucking 50 subs last week. Where's my fucking 50 subs at? You want me to take away the vest, don't you? You want me to take away the vest? You want me to take away the vest? I'll take away the vest if you don't give me that 50 subs. I'm just angry.

2:12:01
Unknown_23: I don't know. I don't have much to say, but apparently it was big news that Asmongold covered it. Asmongold's afraid of me. He hinted that perhaps we would talk, but I don't know. I'm too spoicy. I'm too much of a problem child. A little bit too dangerous. How fucking long is he going to mow his fucking yard? I swear to fuck. Have you guys been hearing it? Is it on the mic? It's been going on the entire fucking stream. It's a fucking trailer part. There's no fucking yard.

2:12:34
Unknown_23: Oh my God.

Unknown_23: It's been two fucking hours. It's true. I can't. The lots in this place are like a couple square feet. How the fuck do you mow that much?

2:13:07
Unknown_23: I'm losing it. I'm losing it.

Unknown_08: To recombobulate myself. Give me a second, chat.

Unknown_23: Patrick Tomlinson. I can hear it. I can hear it. It's driving me fucking crazy. It's been going on for two fucking hours. I can't put on music or anything. I have to listen to it.

Unknown_08: I know I did. I traded in the kebab shop for this.

2:13:41
Unknown_23: So Patrick S. Tomlinson has been showing that he's getting into knife fights. Wait, where's the actual original knife fight tweets at?

Unknown_08: Let's see.

Unknown_08: I don't want to see her naked. Did I talk about how he got into knife fights?

2:14:16
Unknown_08: Where are the fucking iFight tweets at? Oh my god. Alright, I'll just read some random messages.

Unknown_23: Obama 2028, Trump runs, Obama runs. If Trump runs in 2028, we will already not be a democracy any longer, and there will be no election for Obama to run in. Please understand where we already are and what we are facing.

2:14:50
Unknown_23: Mostly joking, I don't really think the old fuck will still be Earthside in three years, one hopes anyways. Pat is a fat idiot, and you are too, Kim. And then he says, MAGA's snowflakes are triggered. And they post a picture of Patrick with, I guess, his wife saying, I won't, thanks. And then they start making fun of him, thinking that that's him. Patrick replies. Patrick clarifies and War Pony Kim says, damn, Sally, who you calling fat? And Patrick says, that is a stolen picture of myself and my wife. This account is ran by a clinically obsessed criminal cyber stalker facing multiple felony charges for crimes against my family. War Pony Kim says, I'm sorry, you have to deal with shit like this. Actual Fluff Guy at Patty Too Fatty says, he's lying. He posted that picture on a public platform and nobody is facing felony charges. He's tried and failed with multiple lawsuits because it's simply people making fun of him. His behavior warrants being laughed at.

2:15:29
Unknown_23: I implore you to open your eyes. Punish passed and says, she's clearly a very stupid and id-pole-brained like Rick. As soon as she realized there wasn't a guy in the pic I posted, she called fat and they're on the same side. She said sorry to him for having to deal with stuff like this with very low IQ. True. However, notice she never backtracked from calling him fat. Turns out everyone thinks Patrick is fat. Mama's little fatty. Heart emojis.

2:16:05
Unknown_23: Actual Fluff Guy says, in reply to this, Patrick says, She was not speaking to or about me, stalker. She was speaking to and about you. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

Unknown_23: Where is the knife fight ones?

Unknown_07: I want to read that in the Patrick voice.

2:16:41
Unknown_23: I might have talked about that before, like,

Unknown_23: A while ago. I don't know. Maybe I'll just squint really, really hard. Give me a second.

Unknown_23: I don't know if I can.

Unknown_23: What if I try to search that? Hold up.

Unknown_23: The fat idiot is indeed a pathological liar.

Unknown_08: Um... Aha!

Unknown_08: Okay. Okay.

2:17:13
Unknown_08: I'm so good at computers, Chad. I'm sure you already noticed, but... So Wu Tang is for children, says, ICE, don't call us Nazis.

Unknown_23: And there's a guy pointing a gun at people. Vinny says, don't attack federal agents. It's simple. Obama put children in cages. We don't want to hear about it. Patrick says, how do you know they're a federal agent's child? Masks, no badge, no ID, no warrants, and copycats across the country are mimicking them to beat, rob, and rape innocent people. Vinny says, the real question is, why do you support illegals? Laughing, crying. Scott from Modesto says, Vinny says, what people seem to forget, if Joe Biden didn't fly our country with the legals, we wouldn't be having these issues, lol. Patrick says, Joe Biden deported more undocumented immigrants in his term than Trump did in his first. The first 10 months of Biden's terms also saw more deportations than Trump has managed in 2025. You are a fucking idiot. Patrick, you don't gotta make me hurt like this, brother.

2:18:00
Unknown_23: Um, then he starts arguing with this guy back and forth for an hour. I want more fatty posting.

Unknown_23: Um, but he says, all you do is lie. Petra says, didn't lie about a thing. Child. Everything I stated is an objective fact.

2:18:36
Unknown_23: And then nice piece says the fat idiot is indeed a pathological liar. Uh,

Unknown_23: Oh, and these are his, okay. In reality, my father spent six years in the PBR riding the bull and bronco professionally. He was riding the bull and bronco, Jeff. Professionally, and like most riders, he volunteered as a clown to protect other riders. My mother was a horse rider. Patrick Tomlinson's father was a rodeo clown.

2:19:11
Unknown_23: I forgot about that.

Unknown_23: His father rode bulls and was a rodeo clown.

Unknown_23: My father was a Bronco and bull rider at the PBR, child. He doesn't live in Milwaukee. Because my dad, an NAR trainer, PBR rodeo rider, OTR trucker, literally converted my brother and I's childhood bedroom into a fucking arsenal, was a 2X Obama voter, union man, and an OG Star Trek fan. Saw me sneaking out to watch this amazing show and pretend to sleep.

2:19:48
Unknown_23: For anyone keeping score at home, my father was a bull and bronco rider in the PBR for six seasons, a snowmobile racer, a ski jumper, and finally retired as a master electrician at 66 because they kept making him climb 300-foot wind towers to install the young men lift for the young guys.

Unknown_23: And then he says, the PBR formed years after my father retired from rodeo, stalker, and joy prison. Oh. Whoops. I never lie, stalker. I don't need to, unlike you. Okay. And then this is him hiding a knife in his ass crack. I assume that this is him. I'm forced to assume this is a literal picture of him. He says, I've been in several, including two knife fights. Has yet to turn the other way. The guy has yet to turn out the way the other guy hoped. What you believe has no impact on reality. Your opinion is impotent. I never defended rape stalker. That also never happened. I'm trained and practice in knife fighting stalker. That's a fact about me. I never denied my brother was an honor student. I've refuted your insane delusions that he was a varsity athlete when he just wasn't. I didn't physically threaten you, sweetie. I shared several facts. I am trained in knife fighting. I am an experienced fighter, and I am proficient with a variety of firearms. If you mistook these facts as a threat, it's because you're scared. The part where I work out four times a week and have extensive training and experience with hand-to-hand combat, knife fighting, and firearms proficiency, little one. I... Okay. I already read that.

2:21:11
Unknown_23: And then in reply to this, he says, no one would carry an open knife like that. No sheath. He took the photo and put the knife back in the kitchen. I used to carry a butterfly knife when I was young and knuckles. I never used the knife. I actually still have my knuckles. He would get into the craziest fights. And the nice piece says, oh, we all know he's never been in a fight, which is why he lies about having been in multiple bar fights. He's the king of the keyboard warriors. Just a complete phony asshole.

2:21:47
Unknown_23: And then he says, I'm drunk with anger management issues. Wait, no, this is Patrick S. Tomlinson 1 saying this.

Unknown_23: I'm a drunk with anger management issues who has been in multiple bar fights and has never presided over a live criminal trial. The only difference between me and Kavanaugh is I haven't been credibly accused of sexual assault by five different women. Nominate me for SCOTUS.

Unknown_23: I don't think that was actually him. Maybe it was? Is that Patrick's real post? Oh, is he literally bragging about being a drunk with anger management issues? Is that literally him? That might be him, chat. I can believe he posted that now that I think about that.

2:22:24
Unknown_23: Because the A-logs wouldn't include that second paragraph. He thinks that's tough guy stuff.

Unknown_23: There's only two ways to beat fascism. With ballots, if you're early enough. With bullets, if you're not. Vote.

Unknown_23: And then you should have aimed for the head. I think that's in regards to Trump being shot and showing off his weapons and cats and knives.

2:22:59
Unknown_23: Fascinating. Thank you, Patrick Tomlinson.

Unknown_23: Okay, so this is out of my zone chat, but I'm going to play you this because it's funny. So as we know, Grace Thorpe is a whore. She was raped by her father and now lives full-time with her father as a live-in daughter bride. It's one of the most grotesque situations imaginable. She is so mind-broken by the horrific reality of her continued existence that she just tolerates this and has breakdowns on camera because she's mentally ill. She has A-logs in real life, and this one called Ruby Spachek, I found her in real life. Now, it's not entirely clear to me what's happening in this, or why, or what's going on. So I'll just let it play, and then I'll give you what I heard, okay?

2:23:38
Unknown_23: And actually, let me... I don't know if I had the foresight to download this. I might have had. What is this video?

Unknown_23: Why does my right mouse button not fucking work?

Unknown_23: 195 is the video ID.

2:24:16
Unknown_23: I did not download this because I'm fucking retarded.

Unknown_08: It's 42 megs and it's just not going at all.

Unknown_08: Wait, it is.

Unknown_23: It's like buffered. Why is it when I download it?

Unknown_23: It like breaks.

Unknown_23: It's almost done, Chet.

Unknown_23: Hold it up.

Unknown_23: There we go. Okay. This is where the rooster went.

2:24:55
Unknown_23: Okay. Okay.

Unknown_23: Remind me of this, okay? There's a guy there. I don't know if I can get a good shot of him standing still. This guy is like a Thorpe simp. And even though... He knows that she fucks her own father and voluntarily lives with him. He is like her beta simp orbiter, like in the most literal manosphere way possible. And he takes this literal father fucker out on dinner dates.

2:25:32
Unknown_23: I don't know if it's this guy. I just remember that PPP was talking to him. Why is this called Thorpe Tube? Because I think that...

Unknown_23: Are they stalking? I have no idea what the fuck's happening in this. I'm just going to shut the fuck up at this point.

Unknown_23: Oh, the reservation.

Unknown_16: This is where the rooster went. Okay. Okay. Oh, there she is, there she is. Look, there she is.

Unknown_26: Oh my God. That's her mom.

Unknown_06: That's her mom.

2:26:04
Unknown_26: They're watching this.

Unknown_06: Wait, so Thorpe and her orbiter are the ones following Ruby.

Unknown_23: And Ruby is coming in. Is that what's happening here?

Unknown_23: Okay. Yes, it is.

Unknown_23: I mean, why are they at this restaurant? Why is Grace Thorpe and Lalo at this restaurant? And why are they identified this Ruby Spa Check guy? Is Lalo the guy that was on Kino Casino and talked to PPP and they tried to say, stop simping for her. And then he was like, no, I'm going to keep simping for her. So that's happening here.

2:26:39
Unknown_06: Hi.

Unknown_06: How are you guys doing?

Unknown_06: We just wanted to check it out. It looked like a nice place. Oh, really? Yeah. Don't come near me. Aaron, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Unknown_09: Fuck you with me, you stupid bitch. Hey, hey, hey, stop grabbing her.

Unknown_07: Get off me. Get off me. Aaron, get off of her.

2:27:12
Unknown_09: Get off me.

Unknown_07: Oh, you're not so tough. Get off me.

Unknown_26: Stop grabbing her. Hey, stop.

Unknown_06: Stop. Stop. Get off. Let go of me. Let go of me.

Unknown_23: I love the chat. This Timu Black Easy guy is probably the most degenerate fucking freak on the planet, and he's been watching Grace Thorpe as one of only a few people on the entire planet to voluntarily watch Grace Thorpe livestream. And finally, finally, after hundreds of hours of patronage, Timu Black Easy is finally getting what he wanted.

2:27:54
Unknown_06: I'm calling the cops. I'm calling the cops. Get off of him.

Unknown_06: Get off of him. Get off of him. Get off. Go away. Go away. Run. Run.

Unknown_06: Call the cops. Call the cops.

Unknown_06: Call the cops. This woman just attacked me on video. She's in that restaurant atelier. She grabbed me. She grabbed my friend. She hit us. Red hair. Please, please.

Unknown_23: Boobstein in the chat said reported for violence. So he flagged this stream. He's like, suffer, suffer, Grace. Please.

2:28:29
Unknown_06: She held me like crazy.

Unknown_06: Please.

Unknown_06: I have it on camera. Oh, my God.

Unknown_06: Her, right her, there, right there. She's gonna come back, please. She's coming, she's going to attack us again. I'm getting in the car.

2:29:03
Unknown_23: That guy does not seem to care.

Unknown_23: Is that a cop?

Unknown_23: She's out of breath.

Unknown_14: She ran like three feet.

Unknown_06: Pull up the video. Pull up the video.

Unknown_23: She's acting. I see. Okay.

2:29:35
Unknown_23: Let's break this white trash fight down. So as I as I eloquently said at the beginning of the segment, Grace Thorpe and her beta simp orbiter who is willing to share with daddy named Lalo are at this restaurant and somehow they know that Ruby is going to be here. which I don't know how that happened. I don't know if that's pure coincidence or if they knew that they were coming here and headed them off or what. Very unwisely, she decides to just attack What's-Her-Face on camera. Basically, I mean, not unprovoked, but in a direct sense, unprovoked. Very flattering pictures here of What's-Her-Face. So this would also be a great time for the beta simp orderer Lalo to do something. And he doesn't seem to be able to handle a young woman by himself, which is very unimpressive. Unfortunately, he's going to have to get sloppy seconds after dad tonight because she's not impressed at all.

2:30:09
Unknown_23: And the white trash cycle of IP2 continues. Thank you, degenerates, for having white trash brawls for our amusement.

2:30:49
Unknown_23: Next.

Unknown_23: I don't know what this is. I heard it was funny. I hope that it will actually load. Okay, it did load. This guy looks down syndrome, I'm just going to say.

Unknown_03: The only reason I'm still alive is because of my mom. That's the only reason. I probably would have fucking done it by now, dude. My mom. I love her so much. I would never want to put her through that.

Unknown_03: Oh, God. I hate to laugh, but fuck.

2:31:20
Unknown_03: Why is his name Burger Planet?

Unknown_23: What does he do? I have to know more now. Burger Planet.

Unknown_23: He's on YouTube.

Unknown_23: He streams to basically nobody.

Unknown_23: kick news 165 five and a half hour long streams to 300 people what the watch live on kick i'm his last stream was eight hours long but somehow he's not streaming today i guess he takes every other day off he gets more views on kick at least what does he do he just talks about like kick

2:32:12
Unknown_23: He goes out to... Why is he talking to, like, OnlyFans whores on the streets?

Unknown_09: Five-star hotel for free.

Unknown_23: I'm only staying tonight, so I don't need that.

Unknown_03: How am I going to do that?

Unknown_09: Okay, fine. If you quit balloons and you quit smoking, I will give you $500.

Unknown_09: And you have to quit for the next six months.

Unknown_27: That's more money than I've made in my whole life.

Unknown_09: Oh my god. What the fuck is this?

Unknown_03: Doing pretty good on OnlyFans.

Unknown_23: God damn.

2:32:50
Unknown_23: Okay, I don't know who the fuck this guy is. I'm going to watch this video again. This is funny. The only reason I'm still alive is because of my mom.

Unknown_03: That's the only reason. I probably would have fucking done it by now, dude. My mom, I love her so much. I would never want to put her through that.

Unknown_03: Oh, God, I hit the left button. I didn't hit the left button.

Unknown_23: Cause you're not going to come over to this. Like you can't after all that. So this guy just cries on live stream about how he wants to die. That's not very good. That's not good content. I wouldn't watch that. I already have enough issues in my life between the gay pedophiles spamming the site and Donald Trump, not deporting every Brown person on the entire planet. I can't sit here and watch this guy feel bad for himself. Okay. Everyone else is suffering too. You know,

2:33:23
Unknown_23: All right.

Unknown_23: Next, in the internet famous category. All right. Let me think. How do I do this? Okay.

Unknown_23: Medicare has a health update, he says. Well, I might have finally got some news as far as knowing what I'm dealing with as some of the specialists are finally coming to a consensus. Relapsing polychondritis. Now I see if oncology wants to just do rituximab infusions or R-CHOP for the autoimmune and the cancer.

2:33:57
Unknown_23: And then he says, what's the prognosis? And apparently pretty good if you can control it and don't show certain blood disorders or respiratory issues. So I guess they're still checking him for cancer, but the diagnosis is cementing as an autoimmune disease. Very specifically, apparently relapsing polychondritis is an autoimmune disease that targets the cartilage in your body.

2:34:40
Unknown_23: Many years ago, I said something that got a lot of people really angry at me, as anything you say about Jim usually does. I asked, if he thinks he has cancer, why does he not quit smoking? And everyone told me, he's a dead man. He is dying. He is going to die. So therefore, quitting smoking doesn't matter. The man might as well enjoy his anime and his cigarettes. Now the prognosis is you're going to live. So now you have to live with the consequences of being a packaday or more smoker for the last however many fucking years. Five fucking years.

Unknown_23: And I can't help but feel that smoking probably exacerbates the symptoms of an autoimmune disease. It causes inflammation. It causes issues with connective tissue. It causes issues with everything that smoking itself debilitates. So who knows? Maybe if he had quit smoking, he would have... Spent less time being sick. Less often. And with faster recovery. So probably should have quit smoking. Probably would have been better. Probably would have ruled out a lot of things as well. I mean, imagine this, right? Imagine you're a doctor. You work at the most prestigious university in the entire country. And you're a diagnostician, right? And you have little Jimmy. Little Jimmy's got some fucked up shit going on. You're not quite sure what it is. You got little Timmy. He's also dying. You don't know what it is. You have this guy. He's dying. He has a wife and kids. And you feel bad for him. Then you have this guy. He has a wife and he smokes still. And it's like, okay, I'm doing diagnostic work. I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

2:35:55
Unknown_23: Who do you prioritize? Just from a practical perspective, why would you invest most of your time and somebody who's not taking their health seriously. To what end? For what purpose? I'm going to go treat the people that have the most to lose, that have the cleanest slate, that are looking out for themselves. And it's like, if you're really trying to diagnose this issue and live a long, happy life, why can't you put in the bare fucking minimum? And now, like, now... Who knows what it would have cleared up diagnostically, by the way, in terms of symptoms. Like is this a symptom of chronic smoking or is this a symptom of a disease? You can't tell. There's no way to trace. There's not like a stat trace when it comes to medical issues. Like there's a programming. Like, oh, this is originating from the smoking issue. Oh, this is originating from the issue itself.

2:37:03
Unknown_23: So, yeah, the same does go for obesity. If you're a diagnostician and you're trying to diagnose something, are you going to treat the guy that is healthy? Or are you going to look into the guy who's 400 pounds first? So you're going to look for the guy who's mostly healthy but has a bizarre symptom because you can rule out more. And they take their health seriously.

2:37:34
Unknown_23: It's just how it is.

Unknown_23: So, I don't know.

Unknown_23: Are people actually angry at me for that take? Me, the doctor. Joshua, the doctor. Is this something that requires a medical degree? Do you have to have a medical degree to say that smoking is bad? That smoking complicates and compounds symptoms from autoimmune diseases? Pretty sure you don't have to be.

Unknown_23: Anyways. So good luck, Jim. Maybe quit smoking. I'm sure they'll tell. I mean, I'm sure they told him already. It's like, hey, you got this fucked up shit happening. Smoking doesn't help it. Almost certainly.

2:38:05
Unknown_08: Such is life.

Unknown_08: Jim won.

Unknown_23: Josh lost. A tale as old as time. Uh-huh. Uh, Hassan. Hassan went to China.

Unknown_23: He posted this picture of himself saying, I'm in Beijing. And then he posted this Instagram thing saying, the People's Republic.

Unknown_23: Here he is dressed like a fucking clown. I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to be. It's like some old Chinese thing, right? And he's holding the PRC flag. This is Tiananmen Square.

2:38:39
Unknown_23: He's checking out the glorious museum of the People's Republic in Tiananmen Square. And then a little incident happened. So here he is recording. And then he holds up this meme that somebody sent, which is Mao Zedong in front of Tiananmen Square.

Unknown_23: And somebody, if you don't know, this is one of the most toured places in China. A lot of people go to see Tiananmen Square.

2:39:13
Unknown_23: And so there's a lot of...

Unknown_23: How do I say this? China is very particular about its image. It doesn't like being disrespected and especially doesn't like shameful things happening inside of its own country. There was an incident where I remember a live streamer who was very, very famous in China sang the national anthem, but sang it in like a goofy, silly way. The police literally stormed her house, busted down her door, took her into custody. And the next video that anyone heard from her was her crying and saying about how deeply apologetic she is that she disrespected the People's Republic. So...

2:39:48
Unknown_23: Hassan Piker is in one of the most scrutinized areas by China's police state because it's effectively the throne of the government, and they don't want people to be retarded. They don't want Pickle Rick showing up at the Holocaust Museum in Auschwitz. That's basically what they're trying to prevent. So Hassan Piker shows up. They're live streaming, so they're already on high alert. They're being watched because they're live streaming, no doubt. And they pull out this picture of Mao Zedong. And let's see what the consequences of this action are.

2:40:28
Unknown_07: Oh, I didn't take a photo. So have you recorded anything?

2:41:23
Unknown_02: No, not yet. I was holding the camera, but I didn't do anything yet. Are you recording? In case you can't hear, they're asking for him to turn over his phone so they can inspect it.

2:41:59
Unknown_23: Secret memes. They're doing secret memes shit.

Unknown_23: Okay, so this is basically what happened.

Unknown_00: Oh, wait.

Unknown_23: It was too quiet. One more time.

Unknown_23: That's, in case you're wondering, by the way, they literally have shock pods, okay? This is the uniform of, this guy did a big breakdown. So at the tippy top of the food chain in the Chinese police force, there's the actual armed police, the wuxing, and they look like military units because they are actually a part of the military.

2:42:42
Unknown_23: Then you have the tiquin or tiquin, And they're the SWAT team. They're the serious police. They sometimes have weapons, but oftentimes they don't. Then they have the Shunjing, which are basically patrolmen and traffic cops. And then at the very, very bottom of the food chain is what this guy calls a glorified welfare program based off the French Grenadier Joint Volontaire Program. So these are basically the police jannies. And their job is to harass tourists that are being annoying in Tiananmen Square. And they have a crowd control device that is literally an electrified shock prod. So if they are in Tiananmen Square and some whitey or some Turk wrote charts getting feisty with them, they will literally say, And then death on them. That is what happens in China. They have a very effective police force. That's why they don't have the same fucking issues.

2:43:16
Unknown_23: And there you go. That's what's happening with Hassan. He demonstrated to his live audience that... If you're a communist, I cannot imagine being pro-China. Like... China is very nationalistic. They're a capitalist country with a central government that is extremely nationalistic and overwhelmingly Han Chinese. Now, that's what they say when they say communism with Chinese characteristics. Because they're not talking about fucking Karl Marx communism. They're not doing no international revolution shit over there. They're talking about making the dollar bills. The people's money. The renminbi.

2:43:59
Unknown_23: And if you're like a Karl Marx Soviet Union tankie, China is kind of the exact opposite of what you're supporting. Matter of fact.

2:44:38
Unknown_23: It's a sort of strange dissonance. People have always given me shit for being too nice about China, but I understand what China is, so it's not like I'm mistaken. It's not like I'm operating under delusions about its government. But Hassan seems to be, which is kind of bizarre. I guess now he's experienced it in person. Maybe he'll... Maybe he'll... No, let's terminate that thought. He's not going to learn anything.

Unknown_23: Um... Oh, God. I can't even restrain my enthusiasm about the topic.

2:45:10
Unknown_23: Aaron Emholt served his days in jail, and so when he got out of jail...

Unknown_23: to epically own him. The pedophile Patrick Melton, who made sexually violent comments about Aaron Emholt's daughter, decided that they would call up one of the inmates who was in jail at the same time as Aaron Emholt to try and get any hot goss. Did Aaron Emholt cry like a bitch? Did he get raped? Did he love the BBC? Other modified questions were posited toward this black man that they had growing up from the county jail. And as it turns out, according to the black man, that Aaron Emholt is really good at basketball. And they gave him a cute nickname because he was so good at basketball. He basically just sat and watched movies on his tablet, which I guess is what they do in jail now. I mean, if it works for toddlers, I guess it should work for black people in jail. He'd just give them a tablet with BET on it, Black Entertainment Television, and he'd just say, look, just watch this and stay out of trouble. If you get into trouble, we'll take away the Black Entertainment Television.

2:45:48
Unknown_23: That'd probably be a very effective policy. So he just watched shit on his tablet the entire time. It was like a week. And he was good at basketball. And he was apparently a very nice, optimistic, easygoing kind of guy. So Melton literally called up a darkie from the jail hoping to get some epic owns on Aaron and received absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, on the other side of the aisle, we have Nicolas Ricado. New fantasy user Star Trek posted this literally at the very, very tail end of the last Man at the Internet episode. And if you don't stick around for the super chats, you would not have gotten my live reaction to this. But someone sent in a super chat towards this post, and I literally unpaused the super chat segment to do a take on it. The situation has developed. So this is what was shown to me. This is a picture from supposedly the inside of Arcata's closet. I believe it has been confirmed by the Zillow pictures that we had found of the house a long time ago. It matched up very closely. There was some suspicion because it matched up so closely that perhaps this was an AI composite and it was not a real image. But I believe that in some way Rakeda had confirmed that this was not the case, that these are real photos. So I'll just read Star Trek's post and summarize it. Because I believe this is where Nick hides out just before a cuck session begins. Ethan Ralph, can you confirm this statement? Some here have wandered when the swinging began. As far as I know, it started after Kayla met Ian's Star Trek gamer more than one time. Let's take a step back to the beginning, how it started. Before the term our wife could be confidently used, there was our fiancé. Enter the tale of Matt Squared. Two old friends of Kayla, we'll call them True Love Matt and Secret Rendezvous Matt, expressed an interest in her years before Nick and Kayla got married. While they were engaged, Kayla decided to explore those feelings and hooked up with True Love Matt. Kayla's feelings were so deep for Matt that less than a week before they got married, Nick drove her down to True Love Matt's house to determine if she was truly ready to marry Nick. Nick had to know if what they had was true love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake. After the meeting of the minds, Kayla relented, and she married Nick later that week. I suspect Nick knows that it was more than an emotional connection and that she hooked up with True Love Matt shortly before their wedding. However, he doesn't know that there was another guy named Secret Rendezvous Matt that she also hooked up with while they were engaged. I can't say for sure what hooked up with means. It could range from kissing to dork cum dumpster. All the signs were there from the beginning. Nick didn't learn that turning a hoe into a housewife is a dangerous gambit. Kayla, our fiancé, decided that if she needed to punch her meal ticket, then she did so without grace or dignity. Kayla knows almost everyone, including the lowercase iInternet. thinks she's a whore. Kayla agrees that she's a whore. Nick and Kayla just don't want everyone to talk about it publicly.

2:49:24
Unknown_23: That was the confirmation picture. This is a picture of Nick and Kayla from when they were in high school, or whatever. I can't remember when exactly they met, but they're either high school or college sweethearts or whatever the fuck.

Unknown_23: And the captions added to this are, I love you more than your family hates me, says Nick. Kayla says, and I love Matt and Matt. And then Nick says, our wife, great joke, wedding time. And this is a follow-up post by Star Trek.

2:49:57
Unknown_23: In a recent stream, Nick mentioned that he wanted to write movies after he finished law school. This reminded me of a situation with Kayla's sexing buddy, Ian the Star Trek gamer. After sharing her sexual desires with Ian, he suggested that she could watch a movie called Savages with Nick. I haven't seen the movie. Apparently, there's a love triangle between the lead actors. Kayla showed the movie to Nick to try and get him more comfortable with her sexual degeneracy. Nick wasn't overly impressed with the movie. It certainly wasn't American Beauty. After watching the movie, Kayla asked Nick if she would share her. Initially, he said no, and that's when Kayla decided to tell Nick about Ian. This became, quote, the worst day of his life. Not long after the worst day, Nick relented, and after a short while, they came up with a sharing plan. Relationships outside of the marriage would be limited to physical contact and not cross an emotional line.

2:50:31
Unknown_23: This is a weird thing where I think women believe that an emotional affair is worse than a physical affair. And men believe that the opposite is true. A physical affair is worse than an emotional one. I think they're both equally bad. Both are like immediate deal breakers. But if you want to debate that in the comments, go for it.

2:51:10
Unknown_23: All communications with people outside of the marriage would be open for each other to see. However, for Kayla, the sharing plan was slightly different. If some of you recall, a long time ago in local shit, Kayla proclaimed some crazy shit that only the cheater can determine if their behavior is defined as cheating. She said this because only the cheater knows the true intent of their behavior. I'm paraphrasing. Hopefully someone has the locals' chat archived. Kayla crossed the emotional line first, then they both ended up having physical and emotional relationships. Now I'm curious. Was it the plot, the writing, or the acting that didn't impress Nick? In fairness to the movie, it must be difficult to properly critique something after Nick's worst day. The significance of this post has been that it has long speculated what Nick Ricada's quote-unquote worst day ever was.

2:51:48
Unknown_23: And it has always been speculated to be an accident in the family, something terrible with the kids, so on and so forth.

2:52:25
Unknown_23: However, Star Trek offers that Kayla had an emotional and sexual affair with somebody named Ian. And when Nick found out, that was the worst day of his life.

Unknown_23: Could be true.

Unknown_23: I guess an emotional affair. He says, I'm not sure if it matters or not for your tier list, but Kayla never banged Ian. The humiliation caused by Ian is akin to a bull. So I believe he belongs on the list. I would create two vertical columns, bulls and cows. Kayla enjoys women as well.

Unknown_23: And then to add insult to injury in the middle of this appearance of the star track, uh, Our old dear friend, Ethan Ralph, had been having a bad week himself. And so he decided that he was going to burn it all down, bish. He's going to burn everything down. I'm going to show you, bish. And so he shared his conversations on Twitter with Nick Ricada. And it includes some photos. So here's Ricada Law speaking to Ethan Ralph.

2:53:05
Unknown_23: These are low quality because they came from screenshots of a... That motherfucker's mowing the lawn again.

Unknown_23: I can't stress how fucking small. Oh, my God. The lawn is so fucking small. What are you doing?

2:53:42
Unknown_23: Don't care. Miss this. Don't actually want anyone else. And that is a picture of April, not Kalo. He says, I do not blame you. When I saw her, I was like, whoa.

Unknown_23: Then, like I said, her personality is great. Her personality is great. He says, women hit me up nonstop these days. Married chicks. I'm out here accidentally landing. It's not great, Raffle. Yeah, it would be, lol. I can testify. They have pink coke as well. A kind of

2:54:13
Unknown_23: let me get really close to my screen hold up they have pink coke as well kind of to see which is like ketamine mdma and other shit mixed in they have like three or four cons the blue is the best ricada law responds to this deranged rambling of a drug addict drug addict by saying yes um oh no this is a message from a different app he sends a screenshot He says, yes, sounds fun. I don't ask for much. I'm a lot of fun. I'm a fun guy. That's the rumor. That's him talking to a woman that wants an affair with him, I guess. Lamal, dude, I can only imagine. Bored married chicks. They heard all these stories. Then they want to know. And there's a picture of him with April.

2:54:46
Unknown_23: And he says, this was one of our last times together. She was fucking stunning. I didn't know that. I didn't bother to counter it because it's so dumb. That doesn't matter unless she didn't pose for it, maybe. Make it a little worse. But Faith posted, I don't know what it says after that.

2:55:21
Unknown_23: I hope she isn't now. I fucking miss her. I don't doubt that. She is really fun to be around and easy on the eyes. Her boyfriend won't let me see her for some reason.

Unknown_23: Handcuffing her. Lol. No idea why. Haha, yeah, that method doesn't work anyways. Don't ask me how I know. Haha! Even Ruff got cucked. Haha! And then Rakeda is sending a screenshot of April sending screenshots to him. So we're looking at a stream of Ethan Ralph's Twitter DMs of Nick Rakeda sending him SMS messages that include a screenshot of Twitter, just so that we're clear about what level of hell I'm on, trying to squint and read this fucking image.

2:55:55
Unknown_23: So April Anderson sends him a message saying, ha ha, life is so perfect. Fuck that guy into the ground. I'm still hoping he thinks. My black and white Insta post three posts ago was about him. If you happen to look at my Twitter, I am dead. It literally has nothing to do with you. It has to do with the meaning of weird low life in my life. But it's going to make for some great trolling. Keep living, baby. It's so good right now. I wish you could see me doing it. I guess this is Rekata talking to her about how he's fucking with her boyfriend.

2:56:34
Unknown_23: That's awesome that she is doing good. I could, I guess I could have sent that to myself. Oh, this was a long time ago. She wasn't doing well. Ha ha ha ha. Oh yeah, just you, just showing that you weren't running it. I hope she is now. I fucking miss her.

2:57:07
Unknown_23: Everything we did was leather and cool. I used to have this 90s looking jacket that I love, but I can't wear it because I lost so much weight. Good problem though.

Unknown_23: yeah you've been killing it i miss my dietary supplement i do not blame you when i saw her i was like wait i read this i did read this the ralph that fights everyone in the dead sector is the one that is miserable every warrior needs to plow the fields of looking for what is that from

2:57:48
Unknown_08: This is like a Discord message.

Unknown_23: Look, you coming at me over still having feelings for April or doing whippets isn't pleasant. People already think that shit anyways. My feelings for April are genuine, but just plain because life has probably permanently separated us. I'd like to move on, but it takes time. As for whippets, I don't do them anymore. It's the most destructive thing I've ever experienced. So this motherfucker's doing whippets.

Unknown_23: And he's a retard. And he completely... None of those messages said anything about Kayla. He's just like, I sure do miss my old bang maid. I sure do miss living in squalor and doing drugs.

2:58:20
Unknown_23: Wow.

Unknown_23: Good job.

Unknown_23: Meanwhile...

Unknown_23: Ralph himself, his kabumpets for exposing this affair was that the A-logs hard at work found Linda Quintana. Linda Quintana, also known as the prostitute of Argentina. This is the woman that Ralph has at multiple times purported to be his girlfriend. But as a matter of fact, bitch, she's a dirty whore. This, by the way, is, I believe, I've decoded this message, okay?

2:58:56
Unknown_23: There's like a bang emoji and then like a coughing emoji. I believe this means that she fucks and sucks.

Unknown_23: And she at some point worked at Chuck's. This is supposedly an Argentinian bank account number. And then she says she only accepts transfers from this number. And then she has a ghost emoji, which Grok says is code for add me on Snapchat. So she is a literal prostitute that sucks and fucks. And you can add her on Snapchat, but you got to pay. You got to pay Argentine pesos.

2:59:35
Unknown_23: Um, oh, this is the grok thing about how it's an Argentinian number and how she takes money from it and, uh, how the lawnmower is still fucking going on and how the ghost is a Snapchat icon.

Unknown_23: Um, someone confirmed that this was her because she is missing a tooth and we had seen her teeth before and they were not that great. And also she has a mole because there was a blowjob video that somebody had found and they had a mole that matched with her as well.

3:00:16
Unknown_23: Um,

Unknown_23: This is just them finding the images originally and proving that she's a prostitute.

Unknown_23: And this is her saying, transfers on or through profile. Note, I think she means on. I think this is like a, yeah. If you want to buy me, that's the way you buy me.

Unknown_23: Sorry, let's wait. Let's wait for everybody to reconnect.

Unknown_23: I need to pass OBS through the VPN again to rule that out because I don't know what the issue is.

3:00:54
Unknown_23: Sorry. Dude, the mower might have. Who fucking knows? I wish we would fucking stop. It is now three hours in and I'm still listening to a fucking mower for a lawn that a fucking trailer sits on.

Unknown_23: It's literally physically fucking impossible for it to take that fucking long.

Unknown_08: Oh, it's not a mower.

Unknown_23: It's a fucking... It's a steamroller. They're putting down asphalt. Okay, that's why it's taking so long. It's a guy with a steamroller putting down asphalt. That makes a lot more sense. It sounds just like a lawnmower, though.

3:01:29
Unknown_23: All right.

Unknown_08: I'm still, I know I'm live on YouTube.

Unknown_23: It's okay. So, uh, the guy is saying if you have the opportunity to leave the country, do it right now. Learn English, French, et cetera. Sad to say she won't be able to travel to the U S even if she married her out. Why?

3:02:01
Unknown_23: Um, the only thing unreachable similar to the U S is slang of suck, suck up man. Woman is a Raptor, a Jeep and a tuning and plastic surgery.

Unknown_23: And my dreams of what I want to pay. A guy, so what? So she's just a dirty hoe trying to get into the U.S. And she offers a way to help expedite her quest to enter the United States. When people found out that this was her and they started messaging her, she made the offer.

3:02:37
Unknown_23: 4,500 Mexican pesos. Approximately $250. And you get the information. I don't know what que buscas means. But she's saying what you're looking for. 4,500 pesos and I give you the information you're looking for. In regards to Ethan Ralph. Because the guy was asking about Ralph.

Unknown_23: Alright, here's the full one.

Unknown_23: Uh... Senorita confirms for 250, she will pass information about Ralph screenshots and a photo of where he lives. So, uh, there you go, Ralph. Sorry. You fucked a hoe. And now we know about the hoe. And, uh, for a mere 60 subs, she is willing to disclose the hoe or the, the facts about your hoe and about to, um, to the general public.

3:03:13
Unknown_23: Sad. Pathetic.

Unknown_23: Why is my kick just not showing up at all?

Unknown_23: There it is. Okay. Let's plug back in.

3:03:46
Unknown_23: Just in time to be out of things to talk about, I think.

Unknown_23: I do have a super chat, or not super chat, but a Reddit segment, courtesy of Sneeds. Again, he likes to do my Reddit segments for me, so I don't ever have to do them.

Unknown_23: I miss the old iDubbbz. It's apparently a subreddit. And then someone's asking, is the subreddit full of just hate watchers? Honestly, not even the part... Not even a part of the sub, but for some reason this shit keeps getting suggested to me. So, no, most of you guys need a fucking life. Like, holy shit, y'all post more about these two dorks than the fans. You know, shit. You guys are some kind of gay, to be honest, and simping over people you hate. Mods, just go ahead and ban me from this. Mods, ban me right now. Ban me from this sub as I don't have to keep seeing this gay little circle jerk of dorks with no life go play a video game or talk to a girl. I don't know, y'all wasting your life hating two people who don't seem to care. Starting to understand why this gay subreddit was made. This is him, I believe. He's in Pay Money Wubby.

3:04:53
Unknown_23: I'm going to show this straight. It is. Chat, why am I single? Thanks for the help. Now, this is him calling people gay little dorks, okay? On a good day, I'm a six. I'm a six. On a bad day, I'm a five. I'm a five foot eleven legally. I can just say I'm six foot. I'm pretty average for a guy. Personality, carring, soft-hearted, gentle giant. I listen to raggae, to classic rock, so pretty much anything.

3:05:28
Unknown_23: You know the big two, right? Raggae and classic rock. The whole gambit. I mean, just look at how lovable and cuddly I am. This man's a rapist. This man's a fucking rapist. You know my rule. Anytime anyone says that they're a nice guy, they're super lovey and cuddly, and they just, I don't even want to have sex.

Unknown_17: I just want to feel it. I just want to cuddle.

Unknown_23: That man, violent, sadistic rapist. That man has gotten every achievement in caring for my little slave girl. Visual novel, okay?

3:06:00
Unknown_23: That's what's happening here.

Unknown_23: And then another comment saying, no, you're actually right. I haven't had a chance to shave the head again since I took this pic. My head razor broke. I'm looking a little homeless too. I call this laid off for a month look, laughing, crying. So this guy looks like Wings of Redemption. He loves Iniza and iDubbbz's content and he can't get laid. The tragic story.

Unknown_23: All right, chat. Well, look at all those bullets. Hold up. Sounding pretty full in there, chat. Thank you. Thank you. Um, so I will be doing the super chat segment. I apologize if I sound a little bit low energy today. You have to excuse me. I'm, uh,

3:06:32
Unknown_23: I'm caught in my... I don't know what you call it.

Unknown_23: I'm caught in my mood. On that note, though... I will flip the screen green when I find the button.

3:07:06
Unknown_08: There it is.

Unknown_08: Wait, that's the wrong...

Unknown_23: If you did donate to the forum, by the way, the checks have cashed, and I will be processing those over the weekend.

Unknown_23: Let's go. RustCole01 for 10 says, Well, as we have learned, it's now. Thank you, thank you.

Unknown_23: Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator, for $20 says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, can you review this clip? Context is some Australian got a lovely tattoo. Well, I suppose for $20, I don't have a choice. Don't do it.

3:07:42
Unknown_19: Oh, here's the comments. The Witch of Buchenwald, gorgeous, the art... The art is awesome. Six million washed and de-loused.

Unknown_07: 30 plus million Christians were exterminated by the Jews and the Bolshevik revolution though.

Unknown_19: Exactly. The concentration camp. Oh, this is the author who's against racism, by the way. The concentration camp had a swimming pool, a theater and library and no gas chambers.

3:08:17
Unknown_05: What? Where have you been?

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_23: Hila is so fucking out of it. Where have you been? Sounds like she took horse tranquilizer before the stream. He forgot to mention the chimneys were recreations.

Unknown_19: What? That's what's going on in some place somewhere in Australia.

Unknown_21: You know, it almost makes me feel like I'm the crazy one for accepting the Holocaust happened and these atrocities happened. It's just like, are people that fucking just. Is this a tattoo?

3:08:56
Unknown_23: Oh, it's like a sexy SS lady. Okay. I would never get a tattoo of a person. I feel like that would be, that would get ruined. That's a really good tattoo though.

Unknown_23: In terms of like the, the artistic quality of it. I would never get a person tattooed on there. I don't know what you want me to review though.

Unknown_23: My review is he forgot to mention the chimneys. citric for one says yeet the jeet 2025 hell yeah my campaign slogan uh being the bunny sounds like yeet the jeet but in a different way for one says does the rev mckim know you moved into his trailer park not yet he hasn't found me doodle jeff for two says we animating 100 frames of animation for an assignment with this one well i hope you got three hours that seems like a lot of work for 100 frames uh gypsy harlow for five says ah yes it's josh time to lock in and butt chug a monster energy it's gonna be a good one i'm trying to get off monster again i need to go through my purity thing for for lent like i did for like i did for lent and switch to uh pure coffee instead of i've been drinking too much monster i'm trying to say i think monster negatively impacts my prefrontal cortex and puts it to sleep

3:09:47
Unknown_23: Uh, dizzy until death for five says as a vaguely Slavic sleeper agent, please give me your opinion on pierogies. Um, if I remember correctly, pierogies are like a type of dumpling, right? Yeah, they are. Okay. Um, there's another one that's popular in, Oh yeah, that's the good shit. They have a different name in Ukraine. It's, uh, I ate them a lot. Veronique! Veronique! Yeah, Veronique's fucking great. There were so many cute little coffee shops that had really good food around where I lived in Odessa. And I would just take my laptop to them and get a latte and order some stuff like Veronique or Boris or... They called them Ukrainian donuts, but it was basically just garlic bread is the closest thing I can use to describe them. They were called like Pushkins or something.

3:10:40
Unknown_23: Slavic food is some of the best food on planet Earth. And the only food I would say is better than Slavic food is Georgian food. Georgian food is absolutely... If you ever encounter a Georgian restaurant... go there and get Kankali or Harcho soup. It is some of the most intoxicating food stuff you can ever put into your mouth. It is simply fantastic.

3:11:12
Unknown_23: Uh, bunker housing for 10 says time to consume content. Have you bought anything on black Friday? Isn't it black Friday on the 20th? Is it like a full week event now? No, I I'm saving money, bro. I'm trying not to spend too much on dumb bullshit. Um, though you have to buy presents. I send cards to people. Uh, I sent a card to my lawyer each year. Uh, thank you.

3:11:46
Unknown_23: Red Eyes Black Dragon for five says, say hello to your new neighbors, the Jeets. I will not, sir. I will not. Ever.

Unknown_23: Dios Mio La Crachera for two says, vote Democrat until Orange Man backtracks on H-1B. Literally no point in having a country or prosperity if your children will be displaced and replaced by Jeets. Reject boomerism. Literally, if you feel this way, you have to write. You have to write because your voice does not count until you write. Now, look, I could be talking on my ass. I don't fucking know. I've never won an election. I've never been a politician. But tweeting about it is like the lowest form of discontentment. Everything that you do that's not just tweeting and liking tweets is worth more. I simply said in my letters that I'm not even going to bother to register to vote because it's like, why the fuck would I? I don't like them, simple as.

3:12:21
Unknown_23: Citrus Addict, for one, says, what's your favorite kind of chibureki? Ground beef and caramelized onions is heavenly, especially dipped in Chick-fil-A sauce.

3:12:56
Unknown_23: I don't know if that's a... Never heard of that. Is that, like, Polish?

Unknown_23: It's a deep-fried turnover with a filling of ground and minced meat and onions. Popular street food. I assume that this is a... Oh, Crimean Tatar?

Unknown_23: I don't think I've ever had one of those. It looks really good though.

Unknown_23: So I can't give you a, a, a preference.

3:13:30
Unknown_23: Uh, little baby child for five says N I G G E R. Thank you. Real Adonai for 10 says, Hey Josh, here's a comic you might like to review for locals. And there's a YouTube videos. Check it out.

Unknown_22: All right, so check it out. I just picked this up, and you can see by the title already, it's going to be good. So I open it up, and this is the first thing I see.

Unknown_22: So I flip it over, and I get into this guy's backstory. And, you know, his backstory. And this is his backstory right here. This is a little short, little snippet.

3:14:07
Unknown_22: My name is Rex, and I'm a dog nigga. Okay.

Unknown_22: alright so check it out I just picked this up that's how you do it if you want to break through like in the industry you gotta make something that's really memetic that people want to share on the internet and make other people laugh I don't know if I have the melanin required to read such a book though I am a dog I'm not sure if I'm a dog neighbor though Ratlord11142 says thanks for very very thankful streaming Sa highly appreciate your streams thank you Sa thank you

3:14:51
Unknown_23: The president of Nintendo for five says, please ring the triangle you bought off Amazon. Well, I already did it this time. I'll give you a little ping-a-ting just for you, though. Bunker Housing for three says, oh, no, not the Funkos.

Unknown_00: Anyway.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I know. That's how I feel. I was curious why they deleted the article, though. Then again, I couldn't access any Dexter article. I wonder if it's my VPN.

Unknown_23: Mouse cop five for fives is in the pipe five by five. Thank you. Mr. Manchester for five says I opened the stream. The first thing I heard was anime babes and jerking off.

Unknown_23: Thank you for joining us. I think you can do that at any time and get something like that.

3:15:29
Unknown_23: Remove antler menace for two says a fun target to shoot is too cheap. Leader bottle leader soda bottles.

Unknown_23: Or a pumpkin filled with water. Hollow point bullets make them explode. More powerful bullet is better for this. Yeah, I bet if you want to explode pumpkins. I do have a gourd that could explode. Then I have to clean it up.

Unknown_23: Dark Weston for five says, happy ghost of pizza day. Better not cheat this week, boy.

Unknown_23: No, I'm actually eating pizza today. Sorry.

Unknown_23: I'm going to gain it all back. Look, I got to gain it all back and be fluffy and happy again, okay?

3:16:09
Unknown_23: Yachts for five says, I hope things look up for you, my neighbor. Just remember that Terry clip about rainbows and them being God's promise that while things sometimes fall, they always come back up. Trust in yourself and his plan about AI. Rock for shows it searches. Yeah, they all do. I've been intentionally cultivating this.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty fucking Debbie downer right now, but maybe money will make me feel better. Who knows? We'll see once the checks start cashing in for real.

Unknown_23: Thank you. It's funny that when the AI told the Swedish retard that the best thing he could do was reduce his carbon footprint by killing himself, it was lying. The best thing he could have done was stop asking it stupid questions.

3:16:45
Unknown_23: It's true now, I guess.

Unknown_23: Thank you. NoDude in particular for 10 says, where is my green border grifter? I spent the time to cast these runes required to send you money via some arcane check system, and I demand what I am owed. The way that the overlay works is that you get a green border if you're a member, and... Or on Rumble, it specifically identifies you as a whale. If you're like a common super chatter, you have a whale icon. Both of those give you a green border. On YouTube, their membership system is very...

3:17:19
Unknown_23: What's the word? It's very weird. You have to apply for it and you have to tell YouTube what perks you want to give. And then they actually hold you to that. So I don't know what the fuck I would do to enable memberships on YouTube.

Unknown_23: I've floated the idea before of doing member only streams on YouTube and having like open streams for the first hour, then switching members only, something like that. But I'd have to set that up. Thank you. He just hears his donors say, like Elon Musk says, no, the best and brightest come from India. You got Vivek Ramaswamy. He gave you that really good head that one time. He's Indian.

3:17:51
Unknown_23: That's why you have to yell at them. You have to yell at them and say, no, I don't give a fuck. Fuck you. All they care about is the green line going up, which is why one day the green line must violently come down as hard as possible. And I hope you're preparing for this. I hope you're preparing for the day the green line goes away.

3:18:24
Unknown_23: Kumballa45 says, referring to Sneed AI, will there be a ban appeal process? Will it be called cope and appeal? And if I get banned, I should be able to file a cope so you can deliberate the Sneed AI ban, the cope and Sneed process.

Unknown_23: Possible. That would make my life a lot easier if people had to talk to the AI instead of me for ban appeals.

Unknown_23: Sneeda Stanny for five says, what's your ear pro setup? I have sensitive little boy ears. I need maximum sound deafening. I just have a closed ear headset and I put music on. I listen to music basically continuously.

3:18:56
Unknown_23: Citrus Addict for one says, MTG is the Jewish whores who said on the news that Kiwi Farms shouldn't legally be allowed to exist because she took people at their word that Kiwi Farms swatted her some shit. That's true. I think she apologized for that, though. That's nice of her. Dead Beat Husband 471 for 12 says, Donation from a Kiwi named i44bx. Thank you. I hope you're not expecting anything on the forum for that.

Unknown_23: As a rule, I can't cross the streams. peen wienerstein for two says i owe you an apology major taylor green i wasn't really familiar with your game is this how we get debated into a female president i don't know everyone seems real fucking hyped about the female president in uh japan who wants to get rid of all the immigrants you just have to you have to make you have to make sure that your humors are in check back in the day the doctors believed in humors your humors of racism and misogyny must be well regulated and one is more important than the other

3:19:30
Unknown_23: Teehee 194 for 10 says the same says nothing. What a great super chat. The best kind of super chat. I hate it when people try to say something in their message. It's like your opinion doesn't matter. Just give me your money and fuck off. Thank you. I appreciate it. RCA 69 for $100 says Josh left. Now that is a great super chat. Thank you. The Watcher XX99 for $2.63 says, Angloid here. Alex just cited Kiwi Farms canned air.

3:20:32
Unknown_23: Yeah, I know. If you ask Alexa about Kiwi Farms canned air, you get the... Or about Dollar General canned air, you get Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_23: Cirismo for $20 says, I'm sending you $20 to call you overweight and homosexual dwarf planet looking goober. You wish, bro. I'm sexy. Deadline for 5 says, Josh, the UK is not a safe and prosperous country. What is wrong with you? It used to be. You understand what I mean, though. RussCole01 for 5 says, The Tomlinson compilation is S tier, dude. To be honest, I was never a big fan of the Ralph voice, but the Pat posting voice cracks me up. Enjoy prison. Well, you can thank the editor for that. That's his work. He's trying to get those ad monies coming in. He gets them all. But it engages the audience as well. That's the important thing. david s877 for 25 says for your typewriter fun when you move to the woods with no internet or computers i need it i i don't even know you can't even hide from anymore they're going to montana they're going to idaho where the fuck do you build a fucking cabin to get away from jeets there's nowhere in the whole world you can escape to you just have to push them out of where you are already

3:21:44
Unknown_23: Thank you, by the way. Haramberger42 says, letters are like tweets, except they take a lot more work and you have to buy paper and affix Spongebob stamps and your blackmail carrier might lose it. Fuck. Well, don't have a blackmail carrier.

Unknown_23: Why do you have a blackmail carrier? That sounds like a euphemism for a political thing.

Unknown_23: NoHurtMrMetal45 says, please say happy birthday, Lance. Also get your gun licenses, you idiots. Happy birthday, Lance. Also get your gun licenses, you idiots. He's right. If you don't have one, you're slacking. You're going to fail the class.

Unknown_23: Uh, TDD real for 20 says, shout out to all my friends in the crab shack. Woo. Woo. Woo. If you don't know, the crab shack is a 2000 page private message between like 20 people who are weirdos. Thank you. Don. Ooh, Joe for five says with juice, you lose red and blue. We'll never stop importing your replacements. They all get corrupted eventually. And Marjorie Taylor green will be too. Well, I guess we should just do nothing and wait to die then. Bunker Housing for Five says, poop festival, putting away snacks. Josh makes us lose weight in unsuspecting ways. I can't help it. It's a real country.

3:22:18
Unknown_23: Tree Liquor for Five says, where is the Gumroad video of you laughing at adult pacifier reviews on Etsy? Also, you are a skinny queen and not a feeder. Based and true.

3:22:53
Unknown_23: They're there. I think that that was the one on the Bark app. I'm pretty sure that's on. It may not be on Gumroad because I might have done that for Locals.

Unknown_23: Sarasma Oferton says, you're such a lovable tart. Thank you very much. Nelscop545 says, I have a very low tolerance for gross things. Please don't talk about Indian Poop Festival anymore. I'm going to throw up. I also have a weak stomach. It's ill befitting of me.

Unknown_23: FattyCatty42 says, Funko Pops are such trash. I feel so vindicated hating our wife as more and more info comes out. She's been proven a similar, if not worse, whore slash DJ on the neck. You can apologize to me at your leisure. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not apologizing for shit. The uncredited for five says smiley face. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. TTD real for 20 says crab shack is for friends. Woo. Crab shack is for friends. Woo. Crab shack is for friends. Thank you. I appreciate it.

3:23:28
Unknown_23: Citrus egg for one says, I know that big packs of Indians and Mexicans will show up to white households, begging the women and children to let them live there off the record. It's horrifying.

Unknown_23: I don't know where that comes from. Is that like a thing in Canada?

3:24:03
Unknown_23: PeabodyLux45 says, Josh, crash looks imminent. Is it time to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything?

Unknown_23: Dude, I'm not giving you financial advice. I'm not a prognosticator, okay? I should always make sure you have enough supplies, though. Cole Cole for Tweets says, Sounding the alarm. YouTube deleted the channels of Zoomer, Historian, and Mostly Peaceful Puppets. They've done nothing wrong. The only solution now is to chimp. Write letters and tweets. Chat. Did they delete Zoomer Historian? I can't believe it.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I don't know. Fuck Neil Mahan. I can't wait. I hope there's a day where Neil Mahan is thrown into a fucking pit.

3:24:36
Unknown_23: Ampere for five says, shout out to my pony fag neighbors. Also, total deportation. TGD, bro. Humble Guardsman for three says, Glory to our Father and the Son and to the Holy Spirit now and ever and unto the ages. Amen. Orthodox emoji. Thank you. Nihong for five says, Nihong, remember when Trump deported all the Dhaka Kakas, 35-year-old children on day one?

Unknown_23: Did he? That would be pretty fucking based.

3:25:09
Unknown_23: Mataki for two says, Unhinged control freak, feminist hoe.

Unknown_23: Is this guy an Indian?

Unknown_23: What is this?

Unknown_08: What is this guy's face?

Unknown_08: Look at this guy.

Unknown_08: This fucking guy saw the poop-throwing festival and called me an unhinged control fake feminist hoe.

Unknown_23: I'm sorry, sir. I did not mean to bankrupt you with your $2, aka 10 trillion Indian whatever the fuck, rubles. Uh, unkind naysayer for two says Joshua Connor moon is a good geometrist.

3:25:47
Unknown_23: I am. Thank you.

Unknown_23: And solo of son six four zero three for 21 says, what is the difference between a lowercase I internet and a intranet? Um, a network is a connection of computers. An intranet is a collection of networks.

Unknown_23: An internet is a connection of networks. So when you have a bunch of computers plugged in, usually to a router, that's a network. If you then have multiple networks that connect together because you have, for instance, multiple racks that have too many servers to fit in together, that's an intranet.

3:26:28
Unknown_23: if you have a, or if you have multiple data centers. So for instance, if you work with one supplier like Hetzner, you might have a computer that's in one data center and a computer in another data center and might be connected through a local network that is an intranet between different data centers. An intranet is a connection between two different networks. So for instance,

Unknown_23: There is a very famous internet called DARPAnet, I want to say. That is the government one. And that's a connection of multiple different government agency intranets. So you have agencies across the world that belong to the Department of Interior. And you have agencies that belong to the CIA or agencies that belong to the FBI. They have multiple locations all together. They're all networked together. And they have intranets together. And then they combine together to form an intranet, which is DARPAnet. And then you have that connected to the internet, which is what we all use to complain online.

3:27:10
Unknown_23: And then Crispy Legs Forever for 10 says, Happy Friday! Party blower emoji. Thank you.

3:27:47
Unknown_23: I'm Hispanic, just really brown. That's tough, buddy. That's tough. Please stay in Mexico. I fucking beg you to stay in Mexico, buddy.

Unknown_23: wait crispy legs for 10 says happy friday blowing i read that one sorry i'm starting to lose it it's that time of the stream where i'm starting to lose it thank you mataki for two says that seething breath that's not being positive josh i'm not a fucking positive polyton i apologize Nino, for one, says, I'm late to the stream, but does that Troon and the Valens have a profile pic from that Incest, Andy, and Lay game? Yes, he does. And then at Arca Valley, for one, says, the voice of both types of Troon equalize to the same froggy, creaky, vocal fry, pothole, black road, washboard, psycho motor, retard babble. It's perhaps the most on-the-face, detestable thing about them. It's very true. That's why they don't get acting gigs with their voices. Little Baby Child for five says, F-A-G-G-O-T. Thank you. Bunker Housing for three says, you can make a pregnancy test indicate positively by pouring Coca-Cola on it and washing it in soap. Okay. Fascinating. Thank you.

3:28:54
Unknown_23: Peen Wienerstein for 10 says, keep your head up, Noel. They want you to be a negative Nancy. Negative Nancy's do not resist. Be positive, Pauline. And there's a YouTube video.

Unknown_08: Happy Friday afternoon.

Unknown_20: Now we've done it. We've got to the end of the week. We have locked up our warehouse. We have parked up our vans. We have logged off our computers. And I've quickly popped into my favourite local pub for a cheeky pint of beer. And look, a little bit of early dinner because the wife, I love her dearly, but her cooking ain't that great. And we've got a stunning beef and ale pie, a bit of mashed potatoes, baked beans in a pot, which I think is wrong, but it's happened anyway. And, of course, a bit of gravy. And you know me. I never look when I'm poor because I am the absolute governor. Now, listen, guys. Hope you had a great week. Keep on smashing life. Keep giving it 110%. And don't go home until you're proud. And, listen, cheers to you all. You deserve it. Abash.

3:29:27
Unknown_23: Abash.

Unknown_23: Very cool.

3:30:04
Unknown_23: Uh, the false copy of Sunder for two says your recent crash out post about Indian demographic replacement show that you are our guy more than anything. At least you actually care. No one is angry enough about what is being done to us. Yeah, I know. I have enough anger to go around, buddy. Awaken 34 for Tinsa's unfortunate part is it just wasn't Rev that jumped the gun on the Norwegian case of a YouTuber I usually watch for political... Oh, a YouTube... Bro, use some fucking commas here. A YouTuber I usually watch for political content ArchCast also ran the same retarded post. Yeah, well, you should look before you jump, usually. Thank you. Snito for Tinsa's Catbox file suffered... Alexa just cited... I just played this.

3:30:49
Unknown_11: in kiwi farms why is alexa citing kiwi farms as a source because i let them i let them asian tech support for 20 says can't watch live have a couple of five five six rounds on me thank you thank you appreciate it uh dios mio lacrature for one says i forgot the weekly reminder that the prophet muhammad founder of islam got gang banged by big deke zoot men in the desert pole jennies can't touch me here and i hope they cry

Unknown_23: M the Quiet Bass for five says, Sar, this is tech support, Sar. Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? I have. I have tried that. Thank you.

Unknown_23: Weenie's Smoothie for two says, I know you don't care much for cheddar, but I found a really good type of cheddar called Lubby Cheddar. The cheesemonger kept talking about restaurants. Strange. Lubby Cheddar is actually one of the only good varieties of cheddar. You're completely correct. The term for a male that uses the female VTuber model is called Boku no Pico. Very cool.

3:31:49
Unknown_23: And this is going to be, I guarantee you, it's going to be the video of the guy mowing and it's RuneScape themed.

Unknown_23: No, it's not the RuneScape one.

3:32:37
Unknown_23: Nice and loud. Thank you. Is this what Gator did to his Puerto Rican GF at the anime convention? We have been merciful.

Unknown_23: Yes. Look at all the Gators. The Gators go marching on. They're pushing their Oshis to fame and glory. Okay.

3:33:09
Unknown_23: This is not AI. This is a real VTuber convention. Those are real VTubers on the screen, and those are real gators pushing the gators along the street so they can see everybody.

Unknown_23: Thank you. ReviewHellUSA42 says, Good job, Josh. Keep speaking your truth, King. Thank you. Thank you. Finally, some recognitions. lowland tenric for 10 says oh no i hate the pay pick button that's the only good button don't press any other buttons you might hurt yourself this one works though this one works great uh thank you the bugs for two says why are they so obsessed with gaza and it's being fucking bombed

3:33:49
Unknown_23: Billy Eilish calls out Elon Musk for hoarding his wealth in a series of IG stories. Says he could end world hunger, save endangered species, and rebuild Gaza. Pathetic bitch-ass coward. Well, he would have to sell his companies to accomplish that. And quite frankly, if I had money, there's a lot I would do besides end world hunger and rebuild Gaza. We feed people in Nigeria, and now there's like a billion of them, and we don't need any more Nigerians.

Unknown_23: Poor Glack for two says, could you make PPP stream by calling him gay? I am fixing drywall in the bathroom. I need something to listen to. Or summon the SPC back with a bike for him to steal. I think they're taking a break after Kino Ween. I'm not sure. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, booty. I'm going to have to wait. For dear, for five says, regarding Medicare, I'd rather the doctor put effort into healing someone with black inside rather than black outside. But I'm tish. Well, I think that's medical malpractice to do that.

3:34:57
Unknown_23: I agree. He should have. Have a good one, Josh. Thank you. Thank you. I'll try. Stina Stanley, for once, says a nationalist country with a socialist tendency. Never heard of that one before. Dude, it's a fucking mystery. It's like peanut butter and jelly. You got nationalism and you got socialism. You got a country with a well-defined population that makes up the actual demos, that makes up the folk. And then you have this sort of umbrella that encourages them to thrive. Some kind of mixture of the two.

3:35:31
Unknown_23: Slashly Joke 9382 for 10 says, I had a dream that Ethan Ralph tried to choke you over a stream call after you made choking sounds and hung up. Ralph was so pilled he thought he actually killed you and gloated about it. Why are you having these dreams about me? Please stop dreaming about me. I don't consent to this. Thank you. Murdoch Chan for 5 says, The lawnmower is avoiding his wife, Josh. You'll understand one day. Yeah, maybe one day.

Unknown_23: Awaken 34 for one says, on that trailer park lawn mowing, it's likely a company going through the entire park, which is why it's taking so long to stop. As we found out, it was actually a steamroller making links in asphalt. Bunker Housing for five says, maybe it's cops swatting your home, but they only have a drivable lawn mower budgeted. So they have to drive and collect the cops one at a time. Soon they all have them and will raid your house. Maybe that's possible too. I didn't, I only looked at one time. They may have deployed the steamroller to cover it up.

3:36:13
Unknown_23: Uh, Trump fucked kids for 10 says most streamer chimp outs are because they got caught grooming minors. Jurich does because of a lawnmower. Also the XMR chat URL in your rumble description is wrong. Okay. Thanks for letting me know. I will fix that. I'm sorry. Thank you. Haramberger42 says, Stream in discomfort, bitch. Mowing noises intensify. Getting over the 3200 RPM listed redline. Tuning my engine, nerd. And there's emojis.

3:36:51
Unknown_23: Is that like a... I don't know what that means. Are engines not allowed by the EPA to go over 3200? Or is it like a per engine thing that you can't tweak it faster than that? I don't know enough to explain that.

Unknown_23: uh unkind naysayer for two says josh i need your expert culinary opinion on which onion is best red yellow or white depends on what you're doing i like white onions for most stuff if you're just trying to add a honey red is basically only for for salads um but some things call for yellow i just like white i guess if i had to grab an onion i would get one

3:37:39
Unknown_23: Especially because they're smaller, usually, than the... Actually, it's the yellow ones that are smaller. I think they're a little bit sweeter, huh? I don't eat too much onion, so it's like, if I have an onion, I'll get a small one. Otherwise, they just go bad.

Unknown_23: The President of Nintendo for Two says, For Haram Burger, Josh, please stream this game if you're a fellow steamroller enjoyer.

Unknown_08: road craft as the leader of a company specialized in restoring sites devastated by natural disasters use your this is a very pretty game what the fuck it looks like real life dude this is for mega nerds what did they do they add like a pay-per-view model because they're getting like review bombed this car game is like getting review bomb now because it's

3:38:32
Unknown_23: After multiple updates of hardware and software, game still crashes. 35 hours in soft lock. Mission truck got stuck inside a building. Fun game before that. This has to be one of the greatest unfinished games ever made. Okay, they're not updating it to people. That is a fucking beautiful game. That's awesome.

Unknown_23: It's really cool.

Unknown_23: Octavia Sales Rep for 50 says, Thanks for streaming today. Makes working holiday overtime less soul crushing. Here's some extra butter for your bread. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Unknown_23: Um... Holiday over. Oh, it's, uh, you must be an Amazon. You gotta be shipping Amazon. You got, listen, buddy, listen, buddy. I need a 20 pack of a glass of gourmet food stuff shipped to me overnight. There's a one day shipping time on my 20 jars of gourmet mustard. And I can get right fucking now.

3:39:06
Unknown_23: Thank you. Barolo Furman, for one, says, nothing. Thank you. CitraTac, for one, says, mood? What mood? Just choose to feel better. It's a process, okay? You get in the slump, and then you have to start repairing. It's like a scene in a robot. A robot's blown to pieces, but then he can put himself back together. It's a slow process of setting your mind straight. Humble Guardsman for once says, now is the time to start your cleanse. The Nativity Fest starts tomorrow. Nativity Fest? Never heard of that before.

3:39:40
Unknown_23: Ballistic Characteristic for 10 says, when you get back to on your 10 fish, I recommend getting some Hungarian paprika to put on it. It's way nicer than regular paprika. I've never heard of that. That's a good idea. Thank you.

3:40:13
Unknown_23: The president of Nintendo pretends you should play the song Roadwork Rappin' by Aesop Rock as your outro. Literally perfect.

Unknown_23: I could. I've never heard of it. What if it's a bad song and you embarrass me? It is by Aesop Rock. He's pretty good.

Unknown_23: No, I'm going to play my original song, I think.

Unknown_23: Thank you.

Unknown_23: Anime Extremist for Two says, just got here. Did you talk about the Italian prosecutor's Yugoslav war sniper tourism allegations? But Nick Riccata said the billionaires could shoot Bosnians, bish. I have not. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sorry. Porglag for one says, Chantel has your eyes. Fuck you. TreeLicker for one says, you didn't do a Gumroad video on the pacifiers yet. You said you were thinking on it, but never made the video. Oh, I mean, I talked about it in that one video, but I never did like a whole thing on it. Haramberger for two says, I ordered a pizza to be delivered to the address in your letter writing segment, but the delivery guy said he couldn't get there because the roads were being asphalted. Pizza day surprise ruined. Tragic. And Haramberger for two says, Tar baby. Thank you. Brudier for five says, five in the five, five, five, five. Thank you. Sneedo for one says, if you're dreaming of Josh without consent, you're committing a consent accident. It's true. You are, basically. And the lowercase l of Internet for Five says, Cheers to the best podcast on the lowercase i Internet, the one with the lowercase l. Thank you. I appreciate it.

3:41:22
Unknown_23: All right, Joe. That's it. My bullets have crushed themselves into a strange-looking pile.

Unknown_23: All right. Here's my advice to everybody with the means, okay? And I'll see you... Um...

3:41:58
Unknown_23: Wait, there's one more. Hold up. What's this?

Unknown_23: And last one. Ace of Steeds for five says, I missed the stream, but I want to say I found the Gangster Computer Guide Mafia microphone left in my wall, so thanks for warning me about that. You're very welcome. I'm glad you found them. Not everybody can find them. They're pretty difficult.

Unknown_23: Okay. Here's my advice to everybody. Okay. If you have the means. If not, just buy more ammo, I guess. Bye-bye.

3:42:33
Unknown_13: A few days before he turned 80, he was sitting out back in a rocker. He said, what you been up to lately?

Unknown_13: I told him, chasing a dollar. And in between sips of coffee, he poured this wisdom out. He said, if you want my two cents on making a dollar count, buy dirt. Find one you can't live without. get a ring let your knee hit the ground do what you love but call it work and throw a little money in the plated church send your prayers up and your roots down deep add a few limbs to your family tree and watch their pencil marks in the grass in the yard all grow up cause the truth about it is it all goes by real quick you can't buy happiness

3:43:32
Unknown_14: Before you get caught on that ladder, let me tell you what it's all about. Find you a few things that matter, that you can put a fence around. And then he laid it out by dirt. Find the one you can't live without. Get a ring, let your knee hit the ground. Do what you love, but call it work. And throw a little money in the plated church. Send your prayers up and your roots down deep. And add a few limbs to your family tree. And watch their pencil marks in the grass in the yard all grow up. Cause the truth about it is, it all goes by real quick. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy dirt.

3:44:08
Unknown_14: Thank the good Lord for it. Cause he ain't making any more of it.

Unknown_14: So buy dirt. Find the one you can't live without. Get a ring, let your knee hit the ground. Do what you love to call it work. And throw a little money in the plated church. Send your prayers up and your roots down deep. Add a few limbs to your family tree. Watch their pencil marks in the grass and the yard all grow up. Cause the truth about it is it all goes by real quick. You can't buy happy But you can buy dirt