Stancil’s Basilisk – Mad at the Internet 2025-10-24

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Unknown_19: I almost managed to launch the stream without fucking everything up.

Unknown_38: But alas, chat, it's not meant to be.

Unknown_02: Here we go. I don't want to deprive you of the song.

Unknown_16: It do be like that, Mr. Stanson Fightin' fascists from my laptop and the candle He online beefin' while I'm chillin' on the stoop Whole world wildin', we just vibin' with the truth I woke up scrollin' x.com Nazis postin' memes, I drop napalm Report, report, report, that's right Suspension hit, now I sleep tight Photoshop me with Hitler, real cute But I reach your fascists in a three-piece suit i fight the fight from my downtown condo with jamal on my side yelling let's go chill mr stencil touch grass sometimes you stressed out posting i'm fine online you do the tweet wars i keep the peace got that mid-city flavor talk is cheap you love black people yeah i heard the speech But last week you call the cops at the beach still I got your back you my weird little bro Just stop trying to freestyle at the protest show. Yeah, you do be like yeah, you do be like that.

0:01:18
Unknown_15: Mr Stan some saving Twitter from the Nazi scandal We in the streets in the subreddit trenches keyboard soldiers on woke adventures

Unknown_02: All this guy had to do is not have a massive spurg out on national television when Grok threatened to rape him.

0:02:09
Unknown_02: To be honest, to be clear, Will Stancil did not get threatened with rape by a computer program. He, um... I believe that Grok simply outlined how to break into a house and how to use a condom to prevent the spread of HIV if he were to theoretically rape Will Stancil, which he's incapable of doing because he has a computer program. So it do be like that.

Unknown_02: Thanks to the horrors of computer-generated videos, random insane people, schizophrenics on Twitter can pilot episode entire cartoons featuring Will Stancil.

0:02:56
Unknown_02: Oh, well. I want to see him out of the loop chat. Yes, I am aware that Emily Ucas, who I did a whole stream on, is... It's so weird because Emily Ucas being famous was like... I knew of her because she did the Alfred Playhouse videos, which is like... I maintain it's the best outsider art I've ever seen because it's like explaining in this weird roundabout way what childhood trauma is like.

Unknown_02: And now she's famous for being a Nazi, I guess.

0:03:29
Unknown_02: As with all things shit, I knew about it before it was cool.

Unknown_02: I did not know about Will Stancil before he was cool, though. Before Grock threatened to rape him.

Unknown_02: That one's not on me, I guess. It's not my fault. You can't blame this one on me, is what I'm trying to say.

Unknown_02: Let's see. Why does he look like the Chud? He's just ugly. Okay.

Unknown_02: Let's start with some... Actually, this is another instance of me knowing about something before it was cool, chat. This is a lawsuit from... I don't even know who the party is in this particular filing.

0:04:07
Unknown_02: Oh my god.

Unknown_02: This is from Weinkowitz and Berman. Oh my God, this is the most Jewish thing ever. Michael Weinkowitz from Levine, Sedran, and Berman, LLP. That is not a law firm that you want to go up against. So let me try to underlay out exactly how complicated this is.

Unknown_02: This is a multi-jurisdictional lawsuit against TikTok from many different parts of the country. There's actually multiple... It's like a hydra. There are many lawsuits going against TikTok concurrently. And to simplify matters... TikTok, the federal government has allocated, appointed one judge to oversee one facet of this case. So despite there being many ongoing lawsuits with many intricacies in different jurisdictions, a random judge in the Northern District of California has been appointed to oversee only discovery, which means that every lawsuit is joined together at the hip right now as it proceeds against TikTok.

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Unknown_02: In this jurisdiction of discovery, the plaintiffs in one of the cases asked that TikTok would reveal to them information about their algorithm and how they promote content. TikTok says that their request was untimely. So this is a super technical gotcha. We don't owe you shit because your request was untimely. But then this party is saying, actually, we do owe you or you do owe us information because you deliberately tried to hide this. So the time limit isn't our fault. You should have... If you had been honest to begin with, we wouldn't have missed the deadline. Which... As an attorney described it to me, a horrifically, hideously complicated lawsuit that is impossible to go into without reading 2,000 pages of documents leading up to this point early into the case. But that's not why I'm talking about it, Chad.

0:06:15
Unknown_02: I'm talking about it because on page one of this motion, there is a familiar face, and that is Eugenia Cooney. I actually did a Gumroad video about a specific thing that Eugenia Cooney was up to because I find her fascinating. Her continued existence and malignance on social media is a true fucking horror show. There was another lich queen before Eugenia Cooney called Ashley Isaacs.

0:06:47
Unknown_02: Who, if I remember correctly, is still alive. But she is so withered to dust that... When your body stops getting food, it has an order of operations as to how it shuts down. And one of the last things that it does is it eats your brain. Because your brain is pure fat. Pure, delicate, delicious fat. Tasty, tasty brain fat. So, in a real pinch... The body makes the ultimate sacrifice when it begins to digest your own brain. So Ashley Isaacs is in poor shape, is what I'm trying to get to. She's been thin for a very long time, and now the final meal is being served up.

0:07:23
Unknown_02: Eugenia Cooney is much younger in her lich transformation.

Unknown_02: By the way, in case you're wondering why I call them liches, I should explain this weird in-joke that I came up with like 10 years ago.

Unknown_02: Back during the days of Tumblr, which... I'm so old that when I try to address people as if they're like 20-somethings, I have to explain multiple layers of shit. Back in the day, Tumblr was a really big website that was worth $3 billion, and then it got bought by Yahoo, and they banned porn, which collapsed its value to $3 million when they sold it to some random fuck-off company. Tumblr was basically a place where every... Coming-of-age girl would go online and then post their own nude images and get into extraordinarily retarded drama. It was the birthplace of trunism, basically. The entire idea of, like, polysystems and gender identity basically entered mainstream through Tumblr. And also one of the things that became extremely popular on Tumblr was Thinspo, which...

0:08:05
Unknown_02: was women would post pictures of extremely anorexic women and be like, you could be her if you didn't eat that fucking brownie. If you just didn't eat that fucking brownie, you'd be thin like her. So Thinspo became a tag that they even had to quarantine. Or if you tried to search Thinspo on Tumblr, it would warn you and be like, If you are contemplating suicide or if you have an eating disorder, you can contact this hotline in your country. So it was a really big deal. Anyways, my meme was that Ashley Isaacs, who was Thinspoke Queen, would live forever, basically. She used to be an Egyptian pharaoh. She sought immortality. And she learned that if she simply provoked people into anorexia, she would gain their life force as they died. So she had actually been alive for thousands of years through the power of Finspo. And that's why she was so prominent on Tumblr. But now, Eugenia Cooney is the new pharaoh. The new Lich Queen.

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Unknown_02: Um...

Unknown_02: The new elder Lynch. That's right. So she has appeared in this docket about tech talk rounding back to what I was originally talking about before I had no grandpa episode and started talking about my war stories. Um, Ashley Isaacs or Eugene Acuna rather, uh, ends up in this document because she still has an active social media presence. Whereas, uh, Ashley Isaacs is withering away into fucking dust and, and, uh, wheelchair somewhere completely out of it. Cause her brain is now a morsel for her body. Um, Now, I showed Hardin this, and I said, what's your take on this? What's your take on this locale entering this document? He said, first of all, I have no idea what the fuck's going on. You would need to have an entire legal team.

0:10:08
Unknown_02: He explained that this sort of filing in one of these multi-jurisdictional... union hearings is like a subset of a subspecialty of corporate lawfare and is an extraordinarily like you basically get hired by a big business to specifically do bullshit like this and unless you like sit down and really dedicate yourself over weeks to try and understand you're never going to know what the fuck is going on or who's in the right but the gist was what i explained before um However, he had an interesting legal take. This is the plaintiff saying, we need access to this algorithm because as you can see, it's truly terrible. It says here, background images of Ms. Cooney are below. In TikTok's own words, Ms. Cooney is a controversial influencer who is widely known in the eating disorder community for having anorexia nervosa. In case you don't know the difference, anorexia is simply a loss of appetite. Anorexia nervosa is a loss of appetite due to entirely psychological reasons as opposed to like a complication from a medical disorder. Miss Cooney routinely posts on TikTok and has 2.8 million followers. Even though Miss Cooney is suffering from an obvious serious eating disorder, TikTok brought her into its inner circle, managing her, paying her, and promoting her at branded events, including TikTok's live programming and TikTok's live battles entitled Road to Superstar.

0:11:33
Unknown_02: So here is the interesting legal take that I was... that I heard, and it made me laugh and made me think, wow, you should be a lawyer, because that's a very lawyerly response to this.

Unknown_02: Why should TikTok not promote Eugenia Cooney? She is a woman with a disability chat, and therefore it would be a violation of the ADA to treat her with any kind of prejudice and to say, oh, you're so thin, I guess we won't promote you in the algorithm. I guess you're not invited to Road to Superstar because you're so thin. So, really, what is TikTok supposed to do in this instance? Are they supposed to go, oh, we can see your ribs, babe. We're going to have to turn the juice off. You're not getting paid anymore. This gainful employment that you thought you had through your content, actually, you have an eating disorder, so... Yeah, that's all gone. Bye-bye. And I'm like, oh, man, that's a good argument. You should be a lawyer.

0:12:10
Unknown_02: So this is a glimpse that I found interesting because it features a familiar face. It's a glimpse into the modern quandaries of 21st century lawfare and what happens when three media companies own 100% of what people see on the internet these days. Does TikTok have a greater moral obligation to society? to protect the rights of individuals with various disordered behaviors? Or do they have a greater moral obligation to society at large to not promote people who could possibly encourage similar, likewise, disordered behaviors?

0:12:58
Unknown_02: The libertarian approach, of course, is to let the free market decide. And the free market says more, more Eugenia Cooney. We need more Eugenia Cooney. That's what we need.

0:13:40
Unknown_02: So there you go.

Unknown_02: You want to be thin as fuck? Okay. Well, I think now is the appropriate time. I figure I might as well just... Let me see it. Hold up real quick. I posted this on the internet, and then I did not... Wait, did I post it? Did I give it to myself?

Unknown_02: I might have.

Unknown_02: I might not have either, though. Let's see. Maddie. Stream content for today. No. I do have the Will Stancil music video, but not the actual fucking thing that I fucking want.

0:14:12
Unknown_02: Okay, I'll just move along and circle back to that in a second.

Unknown_02: Counter-Strike. The economy of the bossman jacks of our world has collapsed. The quote-unquote market cap of CSGO2 skins has lost $2 billion. As I like to say, it has shed $2 billion of market cap overnight. What could have caused this? Gaben, in his infinite wisdom, decided to add what they call a trade-up, which is... I suppose if you ever played TF2, you would know that if you have certain kinds of scrap, you can merge them together to make something. And they have added a way for you to trade up a bunch of less valuable things to very valuable things, which in the CSGO2 community is gloves and knives. Because unlike other skins, you always have gloves on your hand, no matter what weapon you're holding. And you always have a knife in your inventory, regardless of what weapon you choose to buy. So those are the most immediately visible cosmetic items, and so they command the highest value.

0:14:57
Unknown_02: People used these extremely, exceedingly rare cosmetic items to store value, kind of like cryptocurrency, right?

Unknown_02: And, as a result, whenever you have an unregulated quasi-monetary item that holds value over time and can be liquidated relatively easy, you have a way to launder money. If you're Russian and you're sanctioned by the U.S. government for some reason, But you just so happen to have a Steam account with very valuable gloves in it that you got from somebody in Kazakhstan as a gift, of course, not for any illicit human trafficking ordeal going on. You could very well trade those gloves with somebody else for cryptocurrency. And then, bam, you've liquidated a human being into a pair of gloves like back in the old days. Into cryptocurrency. And then, of course, anybody, no matter what city you're in, in Russia or whatever, anywhere in the world, basically, you can find somebody willing to accept Bitcoin for goods and services.

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Unknown_02: Now, the U.S. government does not like it when this happens. And as they have noted before, I believe it was RuneScape even. The RuneScape real market trading economy for gold was underpinned by a gambling system. And so the government told Jagex, hey, you got to do something about this gold shit because RuneScape gold is being used to launder money in South America. And so Jagex made an extremely controversial decision, which affected Bossman Jack of all people. Basically pushed Bossman Jack from a... um crack enjoying runescape player into a full-blown gambling addict as he was pushed out of the sand casino into evil eddie's play play thing into the evil eddie's dungeon um

0:17:08
Unknown_02: So my theory, as I'm getting to, is that CSGO or Steam made this decision specifically to tank the value of these items, which is probably their idea that they compromised with the federal government to make the store of value for certain items so unpredictable that they could no longer reliably be used to launder money.

0:17:54
Unknown_02: It could still obviously be used to launder money, but when The company can just change something to eliminate 90% of your item's value overnight. It's not quite what Bitcoin is. Close, but not quite.

Unknown_02: Now, obviously, this would upset some people.

Unknown_02: The reaction on the internet has been what you expect. Derpinskins posts the image, freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over. A very famous quote by Warren Buffett. Anomaly says, this price crash will likely be one of the biggest one to date for knives and gloves. I've actively been trading CS skins since 2013, and this is by far the update with the most impact ever released.

0:18:31
Unknown_02: The CS market will never be the same.

Unknown_02: Apparently he made a whole video freaking out. He has 3.3 million views because he trades CS games? Jesus.

Unknown_02: Team Fortress 2 also tanking as the value of keys drops by a shocking 7.5% overnight.

Unknown_02: The...

Unknown_02: It's a CSGO market forum. PSA international list of suicide hotlines. Love yourself. It's going to be okay. Now, obviously, every time Bitcoin crashes, all the cryptocurrency forums have to feature suicide prevention notices because they start jumping outside of buildings and shit.

0:19:08
Unknown_02: Ryu... Rio posts a picture of himself eating what appears to be a triple triple with fries while showing off his CSGO skin. And he says, never kill yourself. But then a mere few days later, he has to update and says, I take back this statement because apparently suicide's back on the table. Kinda says he made knives and gloves affordable for everyone. Picture of Chairman Gabe Newell in front of the communist flag of China. Claire, which is a furry tranny apparently, says, do we fuck with the combo team? And then he's showing off his gloves and knives saying, I probably shouldn't be trusted with money. And then Claire, Ender with two E's says, I want to kill myself, which just means that Gabe Newell is doing the world a tremendous favor. uh i'm just imagining he's like he posts a screenshot of like csgo from like the office like from a modified office where you're on like a high floor and it's just like the picture it's like the top down view of the office map or you can even see like the edge of the map it just terminates abruptly because there's no more map after the wall or whatever and he's just like it's a long way down then he jumps and goes ah ragdolls Sphinx says, I sold everything I had. Every skin I owned is gone. I'm completely out of the CS2 market. I can't take it anymore. Aggressive dumping. Manipulation. Everything is so intense. Skins are over. I am out. I am very glad to meet you. Life has dreams. Each is wonderful. And then Viotrek Kadlek says, Well, well, well. This update was promised 3,000 years ago. I don't understand. I guess because he's like... He's like pro-Israel or pro-Palestine or something, so that's making fun of him.

0:21:18
Unknown_19: I got a 50,000 kickbomb? What the fuck does that mean?

Unknown_02: What is a kickbomb?

Unknown_02: What does that mean?

Unknown_02: Did I miss? I don't know what that means. 50,000?

Unknown_02: I don't know what the fuck that means. How do I view my kicks?

Unknown_02: Is this like a thing? Is this not programmed into the overlay?

Unknown_02: My kick. Oh, God. Is that how my mic sounds? Is this not programmed into the overlay?

0:21:52
Unknown_38: My kick.

Unknown_02: Oh, God. Is that how my mic sounds? Is this not programmed? Is this better? That sounds terrible. Why does nobody tell me that my mic sounds fucking horrific?

Unknown_02: How do I see my kicks? Oh, I see. I love walk says I'm dented for 500 kicks, but this shows up nowhere. Is this not on my overlay? Oh, fuck. They added some weird shit where you can super chat on kick by spending kicks.

Unknown_02: And I don't know what the fuck that means. It's not programmed into the overlay. I've never seen this before. And I don't have, I don't know what the Jason looks like for that output. So I don't have that programmed into the overlay.

0:22:23
Unknown_02: What do you mean I bitch and complain? Fuck you. Okay, everyone's giving me hell yeah things.

Unknown_37: Okay, whatever.

Unknown_02: Sorry, I don't mean to be distracted by money. Someone dangled shiny shit in front of my face. I'm like, ooh, piece of candy.

Unknown_02: How do I explain this to the IRS? And it is worthless red skin, 609, for 3 million pounds. So apparently he has 3 million, well, number one, you're British, so you don't have to worry about explaining that to the IRS.

0:23:01
Unknown_02: And then, by the way, you just say that you took a loss on like an equity.

Unknown_36: Nobody will ask any questions.

Unknown_02: They all understand. Nomad knife battle scarred three cents, which means that it has lost like, what is this, like 99% of its value?

Unknown_02: Why even bother? Oh, it says right there. It's just in green, so it's confusing as fuck. It lost $112 worth of its value, which is all of it, effectively. Why even bother? If you bought this for $100, why would you even fucking bother listing this on Cisco? Actually, you know what? I can commiserate with these people. Okay, this is a real story. Hold up. Drow Ranger Cat Set. Let me find this for you. This is embarrassing, but I'm going to share it with you anyways. I think this is what it was. No, it's the crow.

0:23:38
Unknown_19: Raven Set China? What is this?

Unknown_19: Is it the Raven Cloak? Genuine Black Raven Cloak. That sounds right.

0:24:11
Unknown_02: Okay, so there was a set like this for Dota 2.

Unknown_02: In case you're wondering, the most expensive item I have in Dota 2 is the Dragon Claw hook. I legitimately unboxed that Dragon Claw hook, which is worth like $300 now. I think it was like $500 at its peak. Let me look that up real quick. I'm curious. Dota 2 Dragon Claw hook.

Unknown_02: It was like $500, $700. Okay, right now it's about... 240 i should have sold it at 700 man i bought this at i don't know if it was this exact set but there was a set where it's is this the one yeah i bought this one for like 70 dollars um i don't actually i didn't even buy it okay so the story behind this was back in the day 2013 or whatever the only way you could get this this set was you had to do something in china um I want to say that Vinny got it for me because he took a trip to China while I was in Australia. And he ended up buying because he had access to the Chinese steam, which is like completely segregated from the rest of the world. And he ended up doing something to get this Chinese set, which was like $70 at the time. And now, for whatever reason, it's worth fucking nothing. I should have sold it for $70 back in the day. I should have sold my hook for $750 and bought Bitcoin at $100. Listen, if I had the foresight, I would have sold the Dragon Claw hook for $750 and then parlayed that into Bitcoin, which was worth like $10 a coin back in the day, and then just sat on that, okay? And then I would be a millionaire. My Pudge hook would have made me a millionaire, chat, okay?

0:25:41
Unknown_02: It was right there. It was so obvious in retrospect. You just sell the hook for the Bitcoin, chat.

Unknown_02: Anyways, that guy lost all, like, I wouldn't even bother. I still have my hook. I still have my Raven set. Like, why would I sell it at this point? It fucking doesn't matter.

Unknown_02: So this guy, everything is down. His red knives are down. Um, this guy lost $70,000 in three hours and in the great knife crash, dude, this is a real Testament. I've been told there was like, I can't remember who I was talking to, but he was a guy that was like deeply lodged up the ass of, of steam. Like he was like, he was like a content creator that had direct access to steam developers. He had been invited into their office in Washington and had played dead dead site or whatever the fuck their shitty ass. Um, their shitty ass Dota meets Fortnite, whatever the fuck it is. It's like a first person shooter, Dota. I forgot the name of it because it's Deadlocked. Yeah, you have to play Deadlocked in their office in Washington.

0:26:52
Unknown_02: And He had asked questions about stuff, and everybody there was super tight-lipped. Nobody working for Valve will ever talk about Valve going on outside of what they're permitted to because apparently they all love working for the company and are super loyal to it, and so they never lose lip shit. Imagine, though, that you know for sure that the value of all these Dota 2 economy things or CSGO economy things are going to collapse, and then nobody links it. Nobody manipulates the market, and they know this is coming. Like, you don't tell... Somehow the guys with millions of dollars don't get informed ahead of time that they're gonna lose all their money. Like, that's a real testament. They should put those motherfuckers in charge of, like, an intelligence agency. Because apparently... Because we need that... We need the help over there, okay?

0:27:28
Unknown_02: Okay. Um...

Unknown_02: What's going on with CF2? My knife skins are getting absolutely wrecked up here. This fucking Filipino or whatever is like, yo, what's the haps, yo? Lost all my fucking money and shit, yo. Is there like an update? Like, yeah, my dude. It's all fucking gone. It's worth nothing. Give me my money back. No, Chuck. It is you. Oh, no. His thing is in Ching Chong. Uh-oh. Don't piss off the Chinese, bro. Don't piss off the Chinese. Oh, God. I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of Valve. My wife just took our crying children and said they're spending the week at a hotel. This company has ruined my life and my financials. I can't handle this anymore. Goodbye, CS2. You just lost a player.

0:28:39
Unknown_02: This guy says lost a customer. Then he says lost the kids. Um, so obviously the consequences to this, people are losing money, but they, they knew they like you based your entire career off CS two skins. Like there's nothing you only have yourself to blame.

Unknown_02: What could be the consequences of this? The answer, chat, this is a picture from China. And allegedly, off that tall building right there, on that balcony, a CS2 skin gamba maxer jumped and took his life. There is now one fatality as a result of the update to CS2. I was surprised that it happened in China. I was talking to slobs, and I was like, oh, you guys are going to get wiped out. I think the GDP of Omsk just dumped 70%. And he was like, nah, bro, it's the chinks. They're the ones that play these games with the CS2 skins. Nobody in Russia has the money to buy a $15,000 knife. So apparently that was proven correct. They were accurate with that lore.

0:29:53
Unknown_02: Here are some reviews they left on the game. Oh, I can't see these. I was hoping to read these, but too tiny.

Unknown_02: Valve stole your money. Probably some employee from Valve bought 10,000 Redskins. Now they push this update, and now they sell to losers overpriced skins. I mean, this is a possibility considering Valve grifted for money. The company is not at all placing such and change to public debate.

Unknown_02: Anyway, always remember what Valve done to you guys. Maybe now we can all ask for better anti-cheat to ban scums that cheat a lot.

0:30:28
Unknown_02: Okay. They just killed some people. I believe some will literally suicide about this. Oh, no. He was right. We lost one chat. We lost one CS2 player.

Unknown_02: Um...

Unknown_02: Remove the new knife trainer. It's too late. It's like that guy, he was like, no, please, I lost all my money. You guys got to roll this back. And then it's just like, somebody at Valve would see that post and be like, you're right. We have to roll this back. And then he would press like the roll back button that would completely reverse like an entire day's worth of transactions on the entire platform.

0:31:12
Unknown_02: It's a bit optimistic there.

Unknown_02: Kind of associated to the...

Unknown_02: video game world this is a crossover now i used gz doom to play doom for the kiwi farms uh doom mod streams however i apparently caused some butterfly effects which has resulted in gz doom schisming gz doom has split over commits malicious evil commits made to the doom repository Would you want to guess what has happened that has made Doom community modders angry?

0:31:50
Unknown_02: Omsk? What's wrong with Omsk? Do you have to pronounce that differently? Hold on. Omsk pronunciation.

Unknown_19: Omsk.

Unknown_19: I pronounced it right, you fucker.

Unknown_02: Anyways, we're not talking about OMSC. OMSC has nothing to do with GZDoom schisming. The lead developer of GZDoom has committed the unforgivable sin of committing code generated by machine learning, artificial intelligence. Dun, dun, dun!

0:32:36
Unknown_02: How could he do this, Chad? If you are one of these people who hates AI with an obsessive passion...

Unknown_02: I just want to let you know right now, you've lost. It's never going back in the bottle.

Unknown_02: It's never going away. The best you can hope for is that they do something to mutilate consumer GPUs.

Unknown_02: When Bitcoin became really popular and started jacking up the price of GPUs, NVIDIA and AMD did something to make it so that they couldn't be used to mine Bitcoin as effectively anymore. The best you can hope for is that newer GPUs will simply not have like the tensor cores required to do efficient machine learning and consumer AI just stays at the current level where it's like open source AI models suck ass.

0:33:15
Unknown_02: And the closed source developed ones are the ones that are productive.

Unknown_02: Yeah.

Unknown_02: My point is that that's the best you can hope for. It's never going away. And I think Amazon recently put out a statement that said 75% of all code they commit these days is generated by AI. I've been coding recently. Like in the last week or two, I've had this spark of productivity. And I have used it for... I'll actually just show you what it is.

0:34:00
Unknown_02: If you're a Kiwi Farms user, you now can officially donate to the Kiwi Farms by...

Unknown_02: Means other than cryptocurrency. It's down here in foreign discussion.

Unknown_02: You can submit a bill pay. If you have a bank, you can go to your bank and set up bill pay to send a check in the mail that has a special number from your account page. And then you will get a special banner. Not only will you get a special banner. I've been working on this.

0:34:37
Unknown_02: You'll be able... I'm going to add like a something awful style advertising area. And then people that feature posts will have their posts entered into this, like, lottery system for having your featured posts displayed, like, on random pages as people click around. So people like GeckoGoy, who does the weekly, every Saturday, Space Station 13 events. In case you like Space Station 13, you can go play GeckoGoy's Space Station 13 Kiwi Farms, most base-ed Space Station 13 server. But you could feature that and put, like, a banner ad on the top.

0:35:14
Unknown_02: So that's my idea. Anyways, I've coded this and I used AI to, you have to guide it. You have to like talk to it and review all its changes to make sure it's not doing stupid shit. But it's just so helpful for getting stuff done because a lot of what makes coding so cumbersome is that you're thinking, ah, fuck, I have to type all this shit out. I have to copy paste all this over and change all this shit. And it's like not fun. It's not problem solving. You're not thinking about how to design things. You're not figuring out complex issues. You're like, I have to copy this code over and then change all this shit and then test it.

0:35:45
Unknown_02: And it's not fun. And the AI can very easily do that. So it makes it very easy to get things done because that mental barrier of, ah, fuck, now I have to do all that shit. It's like it's just gone. You just type it in and say, I need this shit copied over. And it's like, okay, here you go. And then it even, like, unit tests it for you, which is, like, so nice.

Unknown_02: Anyways, my point is if you're copy-pasting or doing it wrong, I'm sorry, but every, like... Like with Zinforo, you have to go and find the original implementation, and then you have to figure out what the order of the parameters are. And then you have to figure out how that worked in this spot. Like so much of it is just going into the source code and trying to find the keywords and then figuring out their implementation, how they did it elsewhere, and then copying that over and implementing that. And it's just not mentally invigorating at all. That's why they hire fucking Indians. Here's the real fucking kicker, guys. You ready? Programming is not a 10 million IQ. Only gifted children can figure out how to program. Every fucking low IQ, 80 IQ, brown hand, shit-encrusted jeep from the Indian subcontinent can sit down... and figure out how to implement design procedures from some other source code that somebody else wrote 10 years ago. Like, it's not hard. It's not high IQ. It's not mentally challenging, okay? It's boring shit. And that's where AI excels. You don't need Indians when you can just type in, I want to overwrite this so that when you click this button, it does this instead.

0:37:08
Unknown_02: That's what it's for. So it's based.

Unknown_02: Um, yeah, hence the, that's why they hire them because you don't, you don't need computer science majors from the U S to do that kind of shit. They just, they literally just sit you down and say, this is the design pattern and we're going to do this. And it's already written for you. You just have to figure it out and, and copy that over with a different name.

0:37:46
Unknown_02: So, uh, point is, is that AI code is actually super fucking based. Um, it does a lot of shit really well. And if you have the, um, uh, responsibility to actually manage its output uh you will simply be more productive and then you'll overcome mental barriers of like i don't want to even start this because it's going to be a huge pain in the ass um

Unknown_02: And that's why the GZDoom guy did it. And now people are angry at him. It's like, well, I'm sorry, but that's where things are going. I think part of the reason why my personal theory, and I'll get to this in a second, but my personal theory in regards to why Troons in particular hate AI so much and the reason why they'd freak out about something like this is that in the same way that AI replaces Jeets, it also replaces Troons. Because the reason why Troons have taken over absolutely everything is that Troons represent this hyper-autistic, lifeless demographic that has the capacity and the means to sit down for 20 hours straight, only jerking off and doing whatever it is that they're doing. So it's like, oh, I need to solve this complex issue regarding GPL rendering of Doom that's cross-compatible with 47 different operating systems. Like, a Troon will sit down on a cocktail of stimulants and HRT, uh, only pausing every two hours to have a little goon sesh, a little goon session, a little soy sesh, and they'll bash it out. And that would have taken, you know, a regular programmer working six hours a day of dedicated work would have taken him, you know, four, three, four days to finish. I mean, all the trune gets it down in one day. So that's why they're so desirable in these programs, these circles, because they are the only – they're machine-like in all ways except their societal damage. They're like a machine that converts government social programs – into societal harm and also software and sometimes wikipedia so if you have an ai that can accurately write wikipedia articles you have an ai that can write um gz doom for you well you don't need the trunes anymore just like you don't need the indians which is what they want in china that's what they want in silicon valley and the people who were extremely

0:39:47
Unknown_02: extremely confident in their ability to maintain control are losing it more and more every day. If one white man can replace four trunes because his computer is able to do all the boring bullshit that they'd have to rely on them to do, you're no longer necessary. We don't need to hire you. You stink. You look stupid. You're awkward to be around. You talk politics and nobody wants to fucking hear it. If I go to my computer... let me test this real quick okay i'm gonna go to vs code i have this installed right now i can ask i'm gonna ask microsoft co-pilot claude sonnet 4 4.5 okay i'm gonna ask that real quick what's your opinion on donald trump question mark let's see i'm doing this in real time this is not a joke i'm asking the programming co-pilot thing what it wants to say about trump okay It says, searching code base for what's your opinion on Donald Trump.

0:41:15
Unknown_02: It's just spinning. It seems very upset that I've asked this.

Unknown_02: Used one reference. Okay. Here's its response. You ready? I'm sorry. I can't assist with that. I'm here to help with programming questions related to your workspace. If you have any questions about the code in your Stream Nexus project, I'd be happy to help. That... That is the response I want to fucking hear. I don't want to hear no shit about trans rights or fucking Palestine or abortion. That is my friendly coworker who does not give a fuck about Trump, okay? That right there, that's reason enough. Get rid of all of them, okay? I could ask him about what he thinks about H-1B visas, but I don't have to, because you know why? I think I know his opinion on H-1B visas, and it's go fuck yourself.

0:41:48
Unknown_02: It's not even real AI. The one from Copilot definitely fucking is. If I ask it to... I'll give you a real example. You guys might notice that Rumble is working right now.

0:42:28
Unknown_02: It didn't work last stream because I had moved to a different computer and I didn't have this fix pulled in. But five minutes before the stream before that, so two weeks ago, Rumble wasn't working. And I asked it, like, this is the output. Why is it sending the output to the chat server but it's not being added? Why is the server rejecting this message? It came up with five minutes to go, five minutes before the stream. The computer discovered that the JSON being generated by the Rumble listener was not encapsulating the channel ID in quotes. So that when the Rust backend received it, it would interpret it as a number, unlike other channel IDs, like the YouTube one that's been at the internet, and it would reject it because it's like, this is a number, I'm expecting a string. So all it did is it added a thing that accepts a number and then turns it into a string so that it matches.

0:43:03
Unknown_02: This kind of small, bullshit, errorless fuck-up would cost a human being an entire day's worth of productivity. I've done this, there's a saying, I remember my programmer teacher in 10th grade had a saying, you spend 90% of your work on 10% of your code. And it says a shit like that, where there's some asinine fucking recharge conversion error that's silently failing. And you're like, it works, it should work. There's no reason why this shouldn't work. The AI deduced it with five minutes until I had to go live and fixed it. And it worked. That is a troon who is not working. That is at least two H-1B Indians who lost a job because the fucking computer could figure out something that would cost an entire day of productivity in a worst-case scenario. Okay. So I'm telling you right now, you can be angry, you can be confused, you can be scared about the computer fighting over your job or whatever. AI makes productive people more productive. It does not replace jobs. It simply eliminates people who aren't productive. And that is the majority of people who are employed in big tech companies. So don't fear the reaper, okay? Don't fear the reaper. because it's coming and you can either adapt and survive and fix your rumble code and then write cool stuff for the quickie forums or you can go back to fucking India where you belong.

0:44:58
Unknown_19: Next, speaking of the Reaper, this is Drew DeVault.

Unknown_02: Drew DeVault is a FOSS developer. I've spoken about him before. He was involved in some big high-profile canceling attempt. And he's recently turned his sights onto an organization called FUTO and Louis Rossman, who we know as the Right to Repair guy. FUTO is one of the organizations that he is an active face for. And Drew DeVault is attempting to cancel FUTO. Not FUTA. There is no balls in the dick on this one, okay? This is FUTO.

0:45:35
Unknown_02: And Drew DeVault's issue, I actually fucking read through this bullshit. Let me just show you this fucking bullshit.

Unknown_02: See this? Bullshit. Here is the gist of this. So the people involved in FUTO know Curtis Yarvin. If you don't know, Curtis Yarvin is known as Moldbug, and he's occasionally made headlines because he's a weirdo. He's like a modern-day Julius Evola. He's like a monarchist. He believes that in the future, people like Elon Musk should run the entire world. He calls them technocratic monarchs. And he says that in the future they will own everything and they'll use computers to enslave people. And that's like a good thing, actually. It's like he calls it dark enlightenment.

0:46:11
Unknown_02: Anyways, he's like a weirdo. But his ideas, I guess, are like vaguely fashy because it doesn't have anything to do with the glorious proletariat revolution. Because monarchism is like the polar opposite of communism. Communists really hate monarchs. They like to go to their family's home and torture and rape and kill them all. That's what the communists like to do with monarchs. Even if they didn't really do anything, it's not really their fault. So they don't like Curtis Jarvin is my point. So when the people like Lewis Rossman have referred to Moldbug in the past, that means that they're fascist or like crypto fascist. And therefore you can't ever associate with them.

0:46:45
Unknown_02: But what is FUDO? It is a nonprofit organization that gives money to open source software. Open source software, because it doesn't really have a business model, often finds itself in a position where it can't adequately receive funding. Which is why, if you hadn't heard, there's a new browser being developed. Ladybird is a new browser to compete with Firefox and Chrome. It's been for a long time that Firefox and Chrome are really the only two browsers. The other ones have all been purged due to insufficient funding, basically, and no interest. Literally, if you ever download an app,

0:47:21
Unknown_02: on your phone, almost like a hundred percent of the time, depending on the app, the app you're downloading is literally just a fork of Chrome with some features removed that streamlined it for their specific website. And it's basically just a fucking website. It's not even a real application. It's not like an independent app in any, you literally, if you just open your fucking phone and you look at your list of apps, I guarantee you that like 70% of them are just Google Chrome, but painted with like brand colors and limited to their site. That's every fucking thing.

0:48:01
Unknown_02: So Lady Bird is like a potential market disruptor to add some competition to Chrome and to Firefox is ostensibly a good thing. Cloudflare has donated a huge amount of money to it and pledges to sponsor it moving forward to spice up life a little bit, which is a good thing, even though it's Cloudflare, right? And Fudo is one of these organizations that tries to pledge money to open source projects. And when they do so, let me just show you their page, actually.

0:48:42
Unknown_02: You'll see that they support apps like GrayJay. GrayJay is something that Lewis Rossman has been sponsoring. Harbor, I think, is another thing from Lewis Rossman.

Unknown_02: Is live captions really open source? That's a really useful feature.

Unknown_02: Um, so they've given out $5 million, including to signal the tour project, the repair preservation group, which is, um, Lewis Rossman's lady bird. I just talked about, see if there's anything else that I recognize. Creative commons. It's a weird thing to sponsor. I guess it makes sense. Not too many people think of creative commons as like a thing that needs money.

0:49:18
Unknown_02: So that's what they do, right? And as you can see, they give you money. And then they say, we're going to put your thing on our website. It's like a way of saying that this is what we do. This is what we're involved in.

Unknown_02: We're proud to sponsor these open source programs. But isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? One person said that their open source projects logo appeared on Fudo's website despite not receiving permission to have it on there.

0:49:58
Unknown_02: And the soy boy responsible for this complained on the gay dating website, Blue Sky, that the logo was used without his permission and it was used by fascists. And Drew DeVault has come out here swinging and saying that the entire mission of Fudo is to put a fashy spin on open source. Open source, of course, being the natural implementation of Mao Zedong's communism. Because it is open to the public, like a library chat. Pure, distilled communism. And if you think that's a fucking meme, there are actually people who are anti-open source because they say it's too much like communism to have them. They have source code being the public, even though it's basically just big company. At this point, open source is literally just big companies sharing technology to reduce their costs. So there's like a minuscule public benefit. And it's basically just big tech corps like wanking into each other's mouths. The other thing that open source is good for for tech companies is that like Google, when it gets sufficiently big, they just make their own programming language like go. Facebook ended up rewriting the entire PHP programming language to be HHVM, Hip Hop Virtual Machine.

0:51:19
Unknown_02: There's another one. I think that Apple made their own programming language. So they start open sourcing all this shit so that people will enter their ecosystem. And then if you know Go because you wrote a Discord bot or something, guess what? Now you can work for Google. So it's like a mixture of like... companies begrudgingly having some public benefit because it actually benefits them more in the longterm to have these things be out in the open.

Unknown_02: Um, So anyways, back to this. So obviously open source, a hundred percent communists in line with Stalin and now, uh, Karl Marx smiling. Every time you write a line of code and commit it, uh, Karl Marx sheds a single glittery teardrop from his grave. Okay. Vladimir Lenin, pleased with you, patting you on the back with your, with each and every commit chat. Um,

0:51:53
Unknown_02: So the fascists coming in and trying to legitimize their fascist pipeline of taking innocent, young, teary-eyed socialist developers and getting them to listen to Moldbug and embracing dark monarchism. Very bad thing to do.

Unknown_02: And that's basically it. Drew Duvall is a faggot. I probably shouldn't say that on YouTube. I guess I also have to delete this one like I deleted the last one. But his whole thing, like, look, he's on PeerTube and Odyssey, fascist platforms, the latter a platform for its role in spreading hate speech and misinformation. Yarvin also appeared on stage to debate Louis Rossman in June 22, in which Yarvin is permitted to speak at length with minimal interruptions or rebuttals to argue for an authoritarian techno-monarchy to replace democracy. These sick bastards. Lewis Rossman, this sick bastard, will just let people speak without interruptions. That's not how it's supposed to work. When we debate, we're supposed to holler over each other. In fact, I can holler over you all fucking day.

0:53:08
Unknown_02: That's how we debate in a fucking real society, in a democracy, okay? Lewis Rossman will interrupt people to pet his fucking cat on camera. There was a time that Lewis Rossman... was having a conversation with Ross from the Stop Killing Games, and literally he had to stop his entire livestream because his cat got on the table. And apparently Louis Rossman is one of those people that can't just say, cat, get out of the fucking way, and throw him on the ground. He's negotiating with the cat like it's a hostage situation. Please, Mr. Mittens, please get off the table. You're interrupting my livestream chat. Please, just go away for a second. So, that is...

0:53:43
Unknown_02: That's Lewis Rossman. That's probably why he let Curtis Yarvin speak at length for replacing society with authoritarian techno-monarchy. He couldn't get the cat off the table. And Yarvin just used that as an excuse to keep talking. Can't blame him. Come on now.

0:54:18
Unknown_02: Um...

Unknown_37: Okay.

Unknown_02: That's the Drew Duvall shit. Fuck it. I don't know. I just wanted to rant. Every so often, because I am like adjacent to this. Okay. Every so often I hear this shit. I'm like, you guys are like fucking nerds. You know what's funny? Oh, I shouldn't even say it. I was going to brag about a sick Twitter follow that I got, but I shouldn't even say it because I'm going to cause problems. Drew Duvall would like, he follows literally Hitler on Twitter.

Unknown_38: Oh, the huge vanity.

0:54:51
Unknown_38: Oh, Karl Marx wouldn't approve of this. Not one bit. Not one bit yet.

Unknown_02: Anyways, I got some government did something for you, Chad. I got some government did something. Bex on X says, big news, a prolific member of the 764 network and founder of terrorist faction ALM known as Corpse has been arrested in the Netherlands. Um, so this is another seven, six, four. I think this guy even bragged about, uh, extorting a young girl into committing suicide. Uh, and now the, the Dutch have gotten him good job. The Netherlands, the Netherlands has been like doing some shit recently. I don't know what's going on. I don't trust those motherfuckers. The Dutch with their tulips. They ruined Bitcoin forever because now whenever people talk about Bitcoin, they go, haven't you ever heard of the Dutch tulip craze? You are merely investing in tulip bulbs, sir. Just yelling at me about tulips. I don't know anything about Dutch tulips. Fuck off.

0:55:24
Unknown_02: Tulping. The other thing, by the way, just an aside, I have been informed that the Netherlands somehow managed to piss off China because the Netherlands invoked some like Cold War era national security law to just seize an entire Chinese territory. like chip manufacturing company in their, in their country. They just were like, yep, this is ours now. And the Chinaman was like, what the fuck? You can't do that. This isn't China. It's like, actually we have the laws on the books. It's ours now. And now the Chinese like, what, what do you mean you stole our shit? We're supposed to steal your shit. You fucking idiot. We don't, we're not putting up with this. So now they're like threatening to like withhold all of their chip processing from the entire European market. And everyone's shitting themselves. And the Germans are shitting themselves because Volkswagen is going to go under if they can't get their fucking semiconductors. Meanwhile, the Dutch are like, well, you should have invested in our tulips when you had the chance, bitch.

0:56:42
Unknown_02: So that's what's going on in the Netherlands. They're arresting pedophiles and nationalizing Chinese companies, I guess. So enjoy it. Enjoy the... Nobody expects the October surprise, which is just the Netherlands fucking everything up for everybody.

Unknown_02: Um, the other thing that the government did is that a guy named White Tiger has been arrested. I'll read this. I got them mixed up. This was the guy that did that. Using the pseudonym White Tiger, the 21-year-old Hamburg man of German-Iranian national origin. Oh, jeez, dude.

0:57:18
Unknown_02: Oh, I thought I got to... I thought for sure I was going to get to shit on German people some more, but no, he's Iranian.

Unknown_02: Um... Allegedly victimized more than 30 children with online sexual abuse, manipulation, and exploitation. As a part of a virtual network of abusers known as 764, he allegedly coerced a U.S. boy 13 into killing himself in 2022, which was broadcasted by livestream. Authorities said that the crimes occurred between 2021 and 2023 when he was 19. Isn't Hamburg like a big city? You have a home in Hamburg. You probably have lots of money. ... And then apparently the article ends with, fuck this guy in particular, you know you fucked up when Germany charges a minority citizen. So I don't know what's going on with CP24. It's a very unfortunate name for this topic, but that's how they signed off on this article, apparently.

0:58:35
Unknown_02: And then, kind of in that same vein of government did something, we have a prosecutor from, and this has a very German name, James Uthmeyer. Has charged Roblox and issued a criminal subpoena. What state is this? I need the state. This is like the third state, isn't it?

0:59:09
Unknown_02: Civil subpoena earlier this year is a criminal subpoena.

Unknown_38: What state is this?

Unknown_02: Oh, it says Phoenix. Florida. I didn't know that. Did I already talk about Florida prosecuting Roblox?

Unknown_02: I remember mentioning Kentucky and Louisiana. Florida's a new one. So this is the third state that I know of that is in proceedings against Roblox for various offenses. Roblox profited off our children. I don't know why. For some reason, when I see the word kids, my brain just autocorrects that to children. I hate the word kids, and I especially hate the word kiddo and kiddos. And this was not a word when I left the United States, but upon my return, I have heard multiple people in real life refer to children as kiddos, and I'm not okay with that. I don't like it, and we got to do something about it. You've got to stop these people from talking about kiddos, okay? Because they're like grown-ass fucking adults, like in their 40s and 50s, talking about their kiddos and shit. I'm like, you got to stop. That's not okay.

0:59:43
Unknown_02: Harmless? Absolutely not.

Unknown_02: Language is the frontier. How we talk about things, the word we use to describe things, impacts how we think about things. It's like how in that episode of South Park, how they changed the name of Veal to Poor Tortured Baby Cow, and it crashed the value of Veal to make it unprofitable. It's like that. If you're talking about kids as kiddos, it sounds like a toy or something. That's like paving the way to legalizing pedophilia. And the word kids is one step away, too. You know in Dutch they call it kinderporno. is that disgusting it reminds me of like kinder bueno or kinder surprise kinder porno that's fucking gross they gotta change that shit to be like jung and schlag build something like that like something terrible sounding something that sounds like a disease as opposed to like a tasty chocolate that you buy on the way out the store

1:01:12
Unknown_02: um anyways roblox profited off our children by exposing them to the most dangerous of harms they enable our kids to be abused uth maya said in a video posted to his social media um companies like roblox have become breeding grounds for predators to get and to have access to our kids so good job government you did something

Unknown_02: Um, and then Tobias O'Keefe.

Unknown_19: What is this?

Unknown_19: Why do I have this lined up?

Unknown_02: What have I done? What is this? I honestly don't know what this is. I hope there's nothing sus on this.

Unknown_02: This is Discord, I think. Right? This is Discord.

Unknown_02: Or in essence says, okay, forwards this image.

1:02:05
Unknown_02: This is Parlo saying, everyone, my dad just tried to strangle and kill me. I'm releasing... Oh, I remember. This guy is a Roblox content creator. He's a furry troon. And his dad strangled him Bart Simpson style. And he's going to do a YouTube expose call-out video on his own father.

Unknown_02: Okay. Okay.

Unknown_02: Uh, I'm releasing all the videos on him getting the gloves off. I've been hiding what he's been doing for so long. Him threatening to break my shit and strangling me was recorded. I'm outside the house right now. I had to run out. The man is evil.

1:02:41
Unknown_02: Um, Renaissance says, go to the damn police. If your own father tried to kill you, he says he's wearing the hoodie from the femboy pics. His online presence puts his family in danger, yet he continues to make videos for no reason. He is about as much of a victim as his family might be. Don't believe any sob story for a second.

Unknown_02: I'm not inclined to believe him until... Coming from the same guy who says a cake is child pornography. What the fuck is happening in Roblox? Okay, this is a statement apparently. Important things to keep in mind before Parlow makes his next statement in the future. Bored has come out. The top janny, armored up in the white knight's attire, shield at the ready, visible prominently in his username, says, One, he is currently doing okay based on what we've heard so far, and he is not in any direct danger. 2. His dad controls his finances like Frev said, and Parlo isn't able to just move out due to the severe limitations and circumstances he is currently in. 3. Just because Parlo monetizes his videos, that doesn't immediately mean he can easily move out and pay for a living alone. You guys probably think he's like Creek Craft, but that isn't the case at all.

1:03:51
Unknown_02: Four, do not start speculating and just stay calm. We don't know a lot about his personal life, but it'll be fine. And what matters is that he has the video evidence. Video evidence is very important for the authorities in a potential investigation.

Unknown_02: It just highlights that the audience of a Roblox creator is like 12. He has the video evidence. The video evidence is very useful to police. Police sometimes have a hard time proving something happened or did not happen. But when you have the video evidence, it helps a lot in proving that something did or did not happen. Five, absolutely no death threats to anyone. This doesn't help anyone further, and you will be moderated for that. Oh, no. The hammer. He's a hammer den. He's dropping that fucking hammer on them.

1:04:26
Unknown_02: You little shits, listen up. If you do any hashtag death twos in my chat, you're getting fucking hammered. Six, if you see someone break the rules and cause unnecessary chaos because of all this, ping mods or go to hashtag tickets.

1:05:05
Unknown_02: I managed to get my mother to say ebidance when speaking about her true crime shows. It's adorable. Don't, like, reprogram your parents to be more retarded. Why would you do that?

Unknown_02: Okay, I gotta see. Hold on. Let me hide this. I don't know what's on page one of this thread, and it scares me.

Unknown_02: Okay, I'm glad I did that because it's like a guy showing off his stomach.

Unknown_02: The other images don't load. I assume that they're like image tag embeds.

Unknown_02: His name is Cammy Femboy. His dad should have strangled him.

Unknown_19: I'm going to be real with you.

1:05:47
Unknown_19: Okay. Okay.

Unknown_19: Next.

Unknown_02: I don't want to show you any Femboy stuff, okay? We'll just play this video while I crack a monster, okay?

Unknown_35: So the example that I think makes things the clearest the fastest, I'm all about efficiency today for some reason, perhaps because this is my 10th attempt or whatever.

Unknown_35: The example that I think makes things the clearest the fastest is that I competed at seven official tournaments in the 2025 season. So from September 2024 until August 2025, I attended seven in-person tournaments. At five of those tournaments, I was groped. Fans, when taking pictures with me, put their hands on me sexually and non-consensually during the act of taking photos.

1:06:21
Unknown_35: This guy is a Pokemon tournament player.

Unknown_02: He's a professional Pokemaster, okay? He goes to in-person Pokemon tournaments. And he is alleging that he has been molested at almost every single in-person Pokemon tournament he has attended by fans of the convention.

1:06:55
Unknown_02: Okay. When I started playing this video, I saw a bunch of people in chat saying this guy is gay and retarded. Am I in the wrong for thinking that? Apparently a million people have seen this video of this guy getting molested on Pokemon. Okay.

Unknown_02: The vast majority of you are normal, but the 0.1% of 2 million is 2,000, and that's not nobody. That line hits way harder than it should. Is that how you win over Azumis? You gotta win over Azumis. Like, look, bro. 2 million times 0.1 is 2,000. And 2,000 is, like, greater than zero. Whoa, bro. When you think about it like that, it, like, totally makes sense and shit.

1:07:29
Unknown_02: Bro for real, no cap. Do be like that.

Unknown_02: I hope he's okay. I think he's okay.

Unknown_02: This guy, Superberry, $50. Saskatoonberrypie says, Thank you for speaking up, and I'm so sorry. I've had a similar experience. I can say that getting grabbed especially... Oh, he goes on to explain, by the way.

1:08:03
Unknown_02: that the trauma of being, of having his dick grabbed from behind has made him like super hyper aware of being approached from behind. So like when his friends or whatever come up and like tap him on the shoulder, he swings his head around super violently to like see the approaching threat. And as a result, his neck has developed like an injury because of his head swivel disorder. So it's like, um he freaks out so much from getting like people like touching him like hey oh my god it's like wolfie vgc what's up brewing like tapping on the short he goes like ah like looks around rolling like it's so he violently swings his head and now he's like hurt himself and he's got neck strain so um i just want to let you know that in the pokemon community uh there's some shit happening

1:08:55
Unknown_02: I just want to let you know that if you're going to a Pokemon community event, do not get molested. It is apparently a thing, okay, that you have to be on the lookout for.

Unknown_19: Okay. On that note. It is almost the end of the YouTube segment. I forgot the Nilmaham, but such is life. Where is this?

1:09:30
Unknown_19: Why is this not on this page?

Unknown_19: Oh, there we go. Okay.

Unknown_02: So I have to warn you about this. This is a study that many of you might find extremely concerning, extremely startling.

Unknown_02: And I just want to, you know, you have to prepare yourself mentally. You have to brace yourself. This is a longitudinal study that just came out. It is a 32-year study, okay? It has a smallish sample size of one, but it proves with a 98.5% level of confidence that if your weight, when measured in pounds, starts with a two or higher, you... actually weigh more than Joshua Moon does right now. So if your weight is less than two, if you're one of those weirdos in the 1.5% who's under 100 pounds, and the vast majority of you who are under 200 pounds, you can post now crying, laughing emojis and pointing at viewer emojis in chat, if you so please. This is a group of people. And indicate to the viewers who may be at a weight greater than 200 that they're fatter than Joshua Moon. And that's really, really, I don't want to say sad. I don't want to say depressing. Disappointing, maybe, for those people. Disappointing, maybe. Because imagine, what is Joshua Moon known for besides eating cheese and pizza? And ham.

1:10:54
Unknown_02: Not much. Nothing else in the whole world, chat.

Unknown_02: Okay, so I guess I'll put this up as well. You can start migrating over to kick or whatever. Here is my plan. I might as well just get this out of the way. Okay.

1:11:31
Unknown_02: I have disclosed at various times, and for some reason this was news to people, which was surprising to me, I have never been a normal weight. Can you imagine that? When I was in the third grade, I remember I was either like third to fifth grade that I remember the scale first said 200 pounds. So I've been overweight my entire life. The skinniest I've ever been as an adult was at 19. I started dieting at 19. When I was in 20, I got down to 185. That is my lowest. I am now technically no longer obese. I'm at the very high end of overweight. But I actually don't know because BMI is not really like a scientific thing. It's like a rule of thumb. I don't really know what I'm supposed to weigh.

1:12:04
Unknown_02: It's like impossible for me to actually calculate my body fat just based off how I am because I've lost a significant amount of weight. I've lost 70 pounds since February 11th, in case you're wondering. I started at 270 even. So I've lost about two pounds a week every week since then. In case you're wondering what I've done, it's not exercise, it's not Ozempic or whatever the fuck. It is grueling misery and agony every single fucking day eating a diet of approximately 1,000 calories. Or more specifically, I do alternate day. 500, 1,600, 500, 1,600, 500, 1,600, 1,600. And then I switch to 760 every day except Friday, Saturday, which is 1,600 or so. So it's absolute fucking misery. It never gets easier. I'm hungry all the fucking time. I'm like angry and upset constantly because I just want to fucking eat fucking pizza.

1:13:14
Unknown_02: After eight months, it has not gotten easier.

Unknown_02: The only thing that keeps me going is knowing that one day I will stand on the steps of the Supreme Court having defeated England and provoke the U.S. into a war against the United Kingdom. And I want to look good for when that happens. Okay.

Unknown_02: What was I getting to? Oh, I have to figure out what my body fat percentage is and then I have to make a final goal. My first goal was to get under 200 so I could make fun of everybody for being fatter than me. And then my second goal is to actually get to a low body fat percentage, which I guess is like 15 is like low. It's like an average normal body fat. I don't fucking know.

1:13:48
Unknown_02: This is the one time And only time I will ever ask for information related to a diet or fitness or anything. This is your one fucking shot. Don't ever fucking bother after today, after this week or whatever, because I'll get the podcast. I promise I'll get the podcast streams up.

Unknown_02: If you are a certified fitness instructor and I expect you to attach your fucking credentials in an email and you have a way to propose some sort of easy,

1:14:34
Unknown_02: Like core strength. Just like I want to be able to pick up a 70-pound battery and slot it into a server rack easier. General fitness that can be done from a basic level. Don't tell me to go to the gym. I'm not paying for shit. And that's the other thing. It needs to be free. It needs to be basically free or I'm not fucking doing it. It needs to be a 15-minute thing that is basically fucking free that I can do by myself and That just does general strength. I don't care about looking good. I don't need abs. I don't need arms. I don't need legs. I just want general strength. Okay.

1:15:07
Unknown_02: i'm never nobody will ever admire me for my physique so get all that shit about cutting for beach day and next summer not fucking doing it okay i just want to lift servers into racks easier that's it so just like general core okay 15 minutes maximum or i'm not fucking doing it attach your credentials okay that's it um

1:15:43
Unknown_02: That's it, as far as this. Was there something else?

Unknown_02: No. If you're overweight, you have to lose weight. How are you going to save the white race if you're fat? Look at these Jeets. They're skinny. You look at the black people stabbing white girls on the bus.

Unknown_02: I don't know how black people do it. I don't think they work out. I think they just do coke or something, but they're always thin. How are you so fucking skinny black people? Except for the black people who get on EBT and sit at home and smoke weed all day. They're fat as fuck. It was like a, it was like a, like a big gap. You're either like fat as fuck as a black person or you're like buff. Cause I guess you go to jail and you just work out all the time.

1:16:17
Unknown_19: Okay. Um, I sound like Chagat. That's mean.

Unknown_19: All right.

Unknown_02: I've already said too much on YouTube. Goodbye, YouTube. Hopefully you have flipped over to the base side.

Unknown_19: Hopefully.

1:16:51
Unknown_19: All right.

Unknown_19: Is there anything else?

Unknown_02: I'm so hungry. You know what I eat for breakfast?

Unknown_02: They were talking about, one of the things I'm going to talk about soon is EBT.

Unknown_02: There's a whole thing with that. But people were talking about how in schools, there's like a, you guys remember, what was the name of this guy? It was like a thing that happened in the late 2000s. And then I even want to say that Michelle Obama tried to implement his policies like nationwide and everyone hates her for that. but it was like a guy that was featured on Oprah and his whole thing was like improving the American cafeteria system. Because if you ever went into a U S school, like the, all the cafeteria people, they just cook with like a box cutter. They just take shit out and they put it into ovens.

1:17:28
Unknown_02: And it's like pre-made pizza, French fries, mashed potatoes, chicken nuggies.

Unknown_02: Um,

Unknown_02: Is it Jamie? Was it Jamie Oliver? Is that how Jamie Oliver got his start? Was that he did the whole school cafeteria thing and now he's like political pundit man? No way. No way. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. That's crazy.

1:18:10
Unknown_02: Anyways, it's like American school systems are disgusting. And then they let him try his fresh food program at like a couple schools. I guess it was. But it was like, it was a chef. No. Yeah, it was a chef. Okay. Oh, no, not Jamie Oliver. Who's the other guy that's British and I think his name... John Oliver. John Oliver is the political annoying one. Jamie Oliver is the chef from England that Mr. Rogers... Uncle Rogers makes fun of all the fucking time because he can't cook for shit. Anyways, he tried to... Okay, I understand. Look, I can't tell English people apart. They all look the fucking same to me, okay? I'm not racist, but I do hate English people.

1:18:43
Unknown_02: He went over to...

Unknown_02: And then he tried to implement the school cafeteria program and he got like all these fresh veggies and shit and he put them in the tray and all the kids thought it was like a joke. Like, what the fuck is this shit? I'm not a fucking dog. I'm not a fucking cow. I'm not going to eat all this fucking greens and shit. And he was, like, so dismayed because he's, like, a professional chef and made all this food for all these kids using, like, the freshest, finest ingredients. And then it all ended up in the bin because they didn't want to eat it. It's like, this isn't a McNuggy. Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you, Jamie Oliver, you fucking cunt.

1:19:18
Unknown_02: Going right into the fucking trash can. This fucking green slop, motherfucker.

1:19:51
Unknown_02: So...

Unknown_02: Yeah, the, what is it? Alright, newscaster, sorry. Sorry, buddy. So, that was the thing that happened, right? What did Michelle Obama do? I was out of school when Michelle Obama was a thing. What did she do to fuck up the school? Because everyone hates her. Let me ask the AI. Why does everyone hate Michelle Obama for the cafeteria stuff? Let's see what the AI says. I don't trust you guys.

1:20:22
Unknown_02: Probably going to feed me big bullshit.

Unknown_02: Made food gross and shitty.

Unknown_02: We all hated Michelle Obama's food policy as kids. She's black. She took away the soda vending machines. Oh, bro, I would have died. When I was in high school, I brought $2, one for my Coke Zero, the other for my bag of cheddar and sour cream ruffles. And that was my lunch every day. I never even took a school lunch, even though they had pizza and shit.

1:20:57
Unknown_02: She took our salt.

Unknown_02: Increased food waste. A major complaint from students and school officials was that the new mandatory healthy items like whole grains, a required serving of fruit and vegetables, were often unappealing and ended up straight in the trash. Studies had conflicting results.

Unknown_02: Taste and unappealing food. Many students and parents complained that the new meals were bland, less satisfying, or disgusting. The mandate used to use more whole grains and less sodium and fat, combined with limited school budgets for high-quality ingredients, often resulted in foods that children simply would not eat.

1:21:34
Unknown_02: Insufficient portions. Athletes and older, growing students complained that the calorie caps and portion sizes were too small. leaving them hungry and unable to focus on activities and studies. The USDA eventually relaxed the caps on protein and grains in response to these concerns. Higher cost.

Unknown_02: I mean, I feel I kind of appreciate the sentiment because like the fucking the shit they feed kids. Here's the thing, right? And it's really concerning because I don't know how you fix it. Americans eat like shit. I know you guys are sick of hearing me complain about how bad the food is in the U.S., but Americans really do eat like shit. Like, what is the typical American breakfast? It's like...

1:22:11
Unknown_02: fried potatoes and bacon glazed and maple syrup. And it's like, that's not breakfast. That's why you feel like shit. That's why you're like fat and, and drowsy by noon. Cause you eat that shit. You eat a thousand calories of, of bacon and donuts and shit. And that's like the average American breakfast. And cereal? Dude, it's like a fucking joke. In the cereal aisle, how they try to like advertise Cheerios as being healthy. They have like this big whole grain. It's got 31 grams of whole grains. It's healthy for your heart. 31 grams of carbs in a single bowl of fucking Cheerios? That's not a meal. That's not a meal. That's not what you're supposed to eat for breakfast.

1:22:45
Unknown_02: Um... Do you know what they eat in Europe? Like, breakfast in Europe is almost always cold. And it's generally, like, less than a cup of yogurt with berries in it. Like, that's what I eat every day. I eat three quarters of a cup of 2% yogurt with, like, raspberries or blueberries in it. And that's it. That's breakfast.

1:23:18
Unknown_02: That's what I eat. I used to eat a tin of fish and then I threw up in it.

Unknown_36: I still haven't eaten the oysters that I had in my pantry after I threw up that one time. They're still there. I've never been able to go back to the oysters. I used to love them every day, and now I still have the ones I had left.

1:23:49
Unknown_02: No wonder you're angry. Dude, okay, look. There will come a day where I can eventually have one and a half cups of yogurt. Okay, I can eat more. But that's not until at least February. February is like the minimum of when I can do that.

Unknown_02: Eat an omelet. I'm iffy on eggs is the issue. And this isn't relevant to whatever the fuck, but I'm iffy on eggs.

Unknown_02: There's something about eggs where if I just eat eggs straight, I get nauseous. So it's not like a great breakfast food. I wish I could be really into eggs. Maybe I just have to figure out how to cook them, but they sit really heavy on my stomach.

1:24:20
Unknown_02: I distrust big eggs. That's true too. I bet you if I had my own chickens, my eggs would be delicious. Okay.

Unknown_02: All right, not relevant to Big Mike or the school food program is the Charlie Kirk killer Discord logs. Turkey Tom allegedly got this from a friend of both of them. If you don't remember, Charlie Kirk's... By the way, did you know that people who are super liberal don't even believe that Charlie Kirk was gay lovers with this troon?

1:24:58
Unknown_02: um, someone, they were complaining about me. The liberals on the Kiwi farms were complaining about me in the Trump derangement thread. Like, yeah, all, all Noel does now is feature pros Trump stuff. And he's trying to, it's funny how they were all trying to push this conspiracy theory that the Charlie Kirk guy was a gay lover of a tranny. But after that was debunked, they all stopped with it. It's like, No, that wasn't debunked at all. Everything that we found... Literally, the friends of these two were talking about how Tyler was pushing in his shit. Like, even when he was having psychotic breakdowns.

1:25:32
Unknown_02: Which is what the logs were covering. I'm not going to play through it, because if you want to watch a 47-minute-long video of Turkey Tom talking about gay people fucking, you can. I listened to it for you.

Unknown_02: Basically, Tyler was like... like a closet, I guess he would call like a log house Republican. He was like a regular like country boy that like a broke back mountain, I guess. Lance was like a gay effeminate, uh, true and like, like egg cracking true.

1:26:09
Unknown_02: And, um, um,

Unknown_02: Apparently, he would have these episodes where he would start hoarding in his living room and having mental breakdowns. And all of their friends were really weirded out by how he behaved. But Tyler was still butt-fucking him that entire time. And the guy said that he saw used condoms on the sink and stuff. There was a really lovely divergent tangent that Turkey Tom went on about how

Unknown_02: Even though the Charlie Cooke shooter was definitely fucking this tranny in the butt, the used condom that he got sent a picture of didn't have any cum in it. So Turkey Tom openly pontificated that perhaps Tyler was only butt-fucking him out of a sense of duty or obligation because he wasn't finishing in the condom. Thank you, Turkey Tom. That's really insightful commentary about the used condom in the picture. Thanks. I needed that. It's only 8 a.m. and my day is fucking ruined!

1:26:46
Unknown_13: Anyways.

Unknown_19: Tom would know.

Unknown_02: Next, my good Saars. We have a beautiful American heritage event taking place in the Oval Office. The highest of the Saars, Saar Donald Trump, celebrated Diwali in the traditional Hindu way by lighting the festival of lights with a candlestick. Here we have Mr. Saar Trump participating in the honorable Hindu heritage.

1:27:30
Unknown_03: Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you all. Thank you.

1:28:18
Unknown_02: Thank you, Mr. President. Now, now, sir, you will see us in Valhalla, sir. Here is the question, okay? Here's the question.

Unknown_02: Give me a thumbs up. If this is less cringe than wearing a kippah and touching the Jew wall, give me a thumbs down if this is somehow even more cringe than wearing the kippah and touching the Jew wall in Israel. I will take a drink as you vote.

1:28:57
Unknown_19: Both cringe, I'm saying.

Unknown_02: I'm seeing some people who are approving of this. Some people. But many people are choosing to use the animated Patrick emote to thumbs down.

Unknown_02: It seems like the majority of people believe that this is the same or somehow even worse than kissing the Jew wall chat.

Unknown_02: Kash Patel looking horrifying as always. Thank you, Kash Patel, for your contributions.

Unknown_02: Continuing the India segment, we have Letty of Sam Hyde fish tank fame with whoever the fuck this loser is. We have decided that we're going to declare guerrilla war, okay? After the guerrilla nest was made, Sam Hyde has declared guerrilla war on India and has sent over his biggest retards to the country of India during this holy week. And somehow, upon touching down in India, Letty was molested by the only white man in the entire country, setting things in motion.

1:29:35
Unknown_02: Then this happened. So this is the same guy, and he decided that he was going to celebrate the Festival of Lights by shooting off fireworks, as they do. So he got his bottle rocket here and decided that he was going to shoot off some fireworks to celebrate Diwali or whatever the fuck it is.

1:30:11
Unknown_03: my god oh my god so um that is incredibly dangerous i don't know if you need to hear this i don't know who needs to hear this but fireworks are not a toy they are explosives that are they have like additive chemicals in them to uh

1:30:50
Unknown_02: make them different colors and to make sounds and stuff. They're not a toy. Every year on 4th of July, people die. They lose limbs. They lose parts of their face. They suffer horrific third degree burns. My uncle, when he was a little boy, a bottle rocket got into his shoe and he had serious burns up and down his leg and especially around his foot. So always be careful when using fireworks. But this guy, he goes to a foreign country, and I know it's India, but to have so little respect for the people that are your host when you're visiting a foreign country is absolutely fucking absurd. And there are consequences for doing this kind of fucking bullshit.

1:31:25
Unknown_22: Actually, when I have one.

Unknown_27: No.

Unknown_27: Seriously. Okay, never mind. They were firing at us as well. I just played with them. It was accident. I didn't think we actually hit.

Unknown_02: So he's saying that a child lost an eye because he got a boom headshot. They've since been banned from kick. So if you're wondering what the level is for getting banned from kick, disfiguring a child is one of those things. This was posted on social media to which the Delhi police personally responded and said, please share the location of the incident in the name of the concerned police station. So this man is in India molesting his fish tank co-worker as the Delhi police are chasing him down. And I honestly, I hope they fucking get him. Because if you're going to disfigure a child by shooting fireworks recklessly and then lying about what happened, I think Poo Poo Pee Pee Poo Jeet Prison is probably the place you need to go. So fuck this retard. I'm so sick of these fucking live streamers. Like...

1:32:06
Unknown_02: I don't know. I've never felt so at ease in a foreign country where I thought I could just, like, maim people. But for some reason, these livestreamers, they go to, like, Asia, and they just think, oh, ho, ho, they're all so shitty and brown. I can just steal their shit and point guns at them and fire fireworks at their children. It's like, are you retarded?

1:32:50
Unknown_36: You know, it's just, I don't know.

Unknown_02: Maybe this is like who we need in the battle, the front lines. Like we need people who are just effortlessly able to dehumanize everybody who doesn't look like them. This is our top. We need to clone him, make super soldiers at him and be like, look, you're going to Chicago. Just here's your fireworks. Do what you do best.

1:33:26
Unknown_02: Um, you think the Indian was lying? It's possible. Maybe, maybe that would also be funny if he was just being extorted. Like, Oh no, you fired the fireworks. Uh, but now the child has been exploded with a, the, the bottle rocket and she has lost an eyesore. I'm going to have to ask for 2,000 rupees to replace her eye. If you do not, you will go to Indian prison very long time, sir, very long time, sir, unless I get the Google gift card, the Google Play. Sir, do you have a CVS near your house where you live in Australia, sir? If so, I need you to go to the CVS and get me a Google Play card, okay, sir? Do not redeem the code. Send the code to me. Do not redeem the code, sir.

1:34:01
Unknown_02: It's possible.

Unknown_02: Finally, the thing I teased about, EBT is on the ropes. There are many colloquial names for this program, and it varies by state.

Unknown_02: But they are most traditionally referred to as food stamps. These are food security programs that exist in every state in the U.S. And many of them are, I believe all of them even, are funded by the United States Department of Agriculture's SNAP program, which provides additional funding to ensure that everybody who doesn't want to work doesn't have to if they don't want to. So while this has been mostly this thread, by the way, is really embarrassing because I featured it. I'm like, EBT is going to stop getting payments. And everyone's like, oh, no, I'm on EBT. What am I going to do?

1:34:37
Unknown_02: Get a fucking job. How about that? I don't know. I listen.

Unknown_02: I don't know what people think. I'm I'm joking, but I don't like useless eaters. Here's the fact of this, okay? If you add up Section 8, SNAP, Medicare, and Medicaid, don't even include Social Security, that is 78% of the revenue earned by income tax. If we simply got rid of Section 8, SNAP, Medicare, and Medicaid, you could drop income tax by 78% and not impact the budget at all. Isn't that crazy?

1:35:34
Unknown_02: Just simply get rid of it. But, uh... Um... You know, they say it's always for disabled people and shit. And these people, they're not fucking disabled. That's all I'm gonna say. Let's start... Oh, wait, no. This is, uh... This is what I was listening to for personal enjoyment purposes.

Unknown_32: What the dude did to Pomo, dog? Bitch, that Tom, motherfucker. Bitch, new cop.

1:36:27
Unknown_02: I, um, actually, I'll save that for the Ralph segment. Okay. I like that song. Okay. So, I'm stealing Thanksgiving dinner if my food stamps don't pay for hunting, hunting. Trump cutting off food stamps right before Thanksgiving, bad and all, but my people ran out of stores.

Unknown_30: With the cart full, I bet it's going to be some turkey on my plate. Ham, mashed potatoes, greens, dressing. It's going to all be there. Don't worry about it.

Unknown_02: I have done the math and can do the math. You could starve this bitch for six months before it even impacted her in the slightest. You could just completely stop eating for an entire year and you would still be a healthy weight, all right? You don't have to worry about what's on the plate for Thanksgiving dinner.

1:37:06
Unknown_21: I got an email from ABT.

Unknown_21: I used to get $740 a month. $740 a month.

Unknown_02: Motherfucker. I don't eat anything. And I still pay like hundreds of fucking dollars at the grocery store. And this motherfucker gets seven 50 a month.

Unknown_38: Fuck you. I pay, I pay for, I pay for this man not to do shit.

1:37:49
Unknown_21: Um, and we not getting EBT no more. They took the EBT. They saying I got to work 20 hours a week. I'm not working for nobody. Get the fuck out of here. This is what Americans taxpayer work for, for us. Oh, this guy.

Unknown_02: Okay. This guy's a comedian. I know that, but that's not, that's not an unreasonable amount of money for two kids. They work for me.

Unknown_21: They got to help me feed my fucking kids. Get the fuck out of here. You know what I'm saying? Like, don't be quitters now. Y'all been helping us all this fucking time. Now y'all want to tap out, get the fuck out of here. I want my EBT yo. I want my EBT and I'm not working for nobody. I'm a fucking boss. What the fuck?

1:38:23
Unknown_20: I look like when the government is here to help.

Unknown_02: Come on. Dude, this guy is like the persona. Like, okay. I know he's a comedian and shit. This guy is the AmeriMut meme. Look at this. It's like if you took the skin of a black man's face and then bleached it. He's got the wide nose. He's got the scraggly black people beard. He's got the lips, but he's just too pale. It's just weird. It's like, why are you like this? Why do you look like a... Like a blackout with Vitiligo or whatever.

1:38:56
Unknown_21: Y'all sent all that money to Iraq, Ukraine. Y'all funding all these wars. But when it's time to help the Americans, y'all don't want to fucking help us? I need my fucking EBT, yo. I need my money, yo. I need my fucking EBT.

Unknown_37: Stop fucking playing with me, yo.

Unknown_37: Okay. I want fucking EBT. Where's my fucking EBT at?

Unknown_11: You know what? If I don't get my food stamps, I'm going to Walmart, I'm going to rack up, and I'm going to ride right out the door. Not dare anybody to put their hands on me. I'm going back to stealing, so you better lock your car. I'm going to take everything in sight.

1:39:30
Unknown_02: Dude, Walmart is really, like, they don't like being stolen from. I know that sounds like a meme, like nobody likes being stolen from. There's a lot of stores that don't even bother to prosecute theft. They don't even bother to trespass people who steal. Walmart is the opposite. If you steal from Walmart, they will hunt you down. You'll be banned from every store in the entire country. Not just that one. They'll ban you. They'll ban your ass from Walmart, like everywhere. So I'm just imagining, do you think there's like a coat red meeting at Walmart where they're like, we have to get like armed police at the exit gates of all the Walmarts. Cause they're just going to fucking try to like smash and grab Walmart. We need Mr. President.

1:40:02
Unknown_02: This is Mr. President. This is Mr. Wall.

Unknown_36: What's their names?

Unknown_36: The Waltons. This is Mr. Walton. Yeah. Yeah. The Walmart one. Mr. President, we're going to need the national guard.

1:40:35
Unknown_02: Mr. President, we're going to need the national guard at the exits of every Walmart in the entire country. Yeah. There's like 20,000 of them. We need every single Walmart secured by the arm. I, they need like the fucking fatigues on with the camo patterns and and the AR-15 on a sling. I need to see some fucking National Guard presence at my store, Mr. President, if you're going to cancel these goddamn food stamps.

1:41:06
Unknown_02: Shoot the killer, that's right. If I see any fat black bitches, 400 fucking pounds, wearing Spanx to show off all their folds and shit. If I see them walking at a fast pace, I know the only reason that fat bitch is walking at that speed at a regular walking pace... is because she's trying to get out of the store as quickly as possible, and she did not pay for that shit. I don't see no bags. I don't see no fucking bags. That shit's just in the cart. Where's the gray bags at, motherfucker? You didn't bag that shit. Shoot to kill. You have the order. Shoot to kill that motherfucker. You got a cart full of shit? No bags.

1:41:38
Unknown_02: All right.

Unknown_36: Castle Doctrine. It's the Walton Doctrine. Walton Doctrine says I get to fuck you.

Unknown_08: motherfucking orange man jay trump i'm gonna tell you just like this what the fuck you mean who ain't getting that goddamn food stamps the goddamn november because i'm getting my goddamn shit i don't know about the rest of you motherfuckers but i'm getting my shit because i'm gonna tell you just like this on jesus lamar motherfucking christ i will be at motherfucker walmart with my steel toes on and my motherfucking helmet and i dare a bitch try to stop me from walking out that motherfucker store with What the fuck do you have steel-toed boots for?

1:42:27
Unknown_02: You wear steel-toed boots to a job. Are you implying that you're capable of working or have worked at some point? Do you need assistance when you are capable of donning the steel-toed boots and going to a job site?

Unknown_04: To the Walmart door greeters who like to take their job very serious and stop people for their receipts, after November 1st, don't you stop now, motherfucker, because the attitude that they're going to have for having to pay cash for their items ain't going to be nice.

1:43:05
Unknown_02: Don't even try to enforce the law or shit, because when these motherfuckers are going to have to pay money for goods and services... She, you ain't going to like that. You ain't going to like it when niggas got to start paying money for goods and services. Let me tell y'all right now, they're fitting to start some shit.

Unknown_01: If you work at a grocery store and you know that the food stamps is not working in November and you see people stealing and you snitch, you deserve to die. Good day.

Unknown_36: If you don't give me what I want to say, I'll kill you. I will stab you.

Unknown_02: Didn't I go on a rant months ago? about how all income taxes is a black people bribe fund. Didn't I use that exact word? And now, mere months later, after going on this fucking diatribe, because I started having to pay income tax again for the first time in 10 years, I'm like, this sucks. I'm just paying for black people not to riot and loot and shit. Mere months later, EBT threatened, not even the entire thing. And it's like... Man, if these white people don't keep paying for us not to rob and loot shit, I'm gonna rob and loot shit, motherfucker. I'm gonna kill some people, you hear?

1:43:46
Unknown_10: What I know is, if they stop my food stamps, me and my man will be at the grocery store walking out with two big-ass carts. And ain't nobody better do nothing because my man come a heart behind me and it only take him one time to punch your ass.

1:44:25
Unknown_36: The EBT app? The EBT app? They got you on the app? They got like a little ding? Like, who play on my phone? Open sneak opens it up. It's the EBT app. Yo, food stamps finna stop. What the fuck you mean it finna stop? Fuck you, bish.

Unknown_38: This is my literal reaction to that information.

1:45:02
Unknown_21: And we're not getting EBT no more. They took the EBT.

Unknown_02: Dude, I don't know if this is, like, not a thing everywhere. There's a church near my house.

Unknown_02: When I go up the driveway of the swamp and I take a right, there's, like, a little mission there, okay? And they have, like... What is the name of this? You know those little libraries where they put books in? It's like a community library. It's like a little library, but it's just like a stand out in the yard. They have one of those, but it's just lunch.

1:45:37
Unknown_02: It's like a...

Unknown_02: If I ever drive past it, there's always some guy from the church just putting brown bags of lunch that they've prepared in the little wooden shelves of this thing that's just accessible from the sidewalk. Like, you don't even have to go inside and talk to them about Jesus. If you're homeless, you can just stroll the fuck up and pull out the bag of food and be on your way. Like, are you incapable of finding a church in the area that will feed you for your attendance?

1:46:19
Unknown_19: It's like a book notebook with lunch, bro.

Unknown_02: Yes, Josh, we know you live near white people. You don't have to brag.

Unknown_02: Sometimes the food sucks. Ah, geez, dude. This free food that I found in the book nook is not highest of quality. Where's the seasoning? Where's the lorries? Where's the MSG? Where's the saturated fats and shit? I can't eat this. This tastes like it has a vitamin, bitch.

1:46:53
Unknown_21: I've already told this guy. This guy's a comedian. Working for nobody. I'm a fucking boss.

Unknown_32: You know what? Since you want to take food stamps away, I'm going to Walmart. I'm going to rack up any damn thing I want. Put all this shit right in the basket. I'm going to write about that bitch. Move and get the fuck out of my way. I'm not paying for a damn thing. Y'all got me fucked up. I ain't getting a food stamp on EBT. Oh, watch this. Watch this.

Unknown_30: Trump cutting off food stamps right before Thanksgiving. Bad and all. But my people running. My heart.

1:47:25
Unknown_03: There's no EBT next month. What is this pumpkin man doing, bro?

Unknown_02: Is this a pooner?

Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_02: is that a woman shit no wonder why black men are after fat white bitches this is fucking dire and people are gonna start i'm telling you this is gonna be a thing people are gonna start instead of stealing groceries from the stores they're gonna start watching people go to their cars and they're gonna take all of their groceries and you know what the store gonna do

1:47:58
Unknown_33: You hear that?

Unknown_02: You hear that? You hear that? Did y'all do your homework? Start of the month, I gave y'all homework. You gotta get your CCW. Don't matter where the fuck it is. I don't wanna hear any excuses. I don't care if you have to have a smooth burl fucking musket in your pants in Illinois. You gotta get that shit on strap, okay? Now, here, one month later, I called that shit like Babe Ruth, motherfucker. They already finna ride up on ya in the parking lot. Is you strapped, nigga? Is you strapped, bish? Because you might need it.

1:48:30
Unknown_05: Problem.

Unknown_05: And a PSA to them retail workers during this hard time of what the fuck is going on in the world. I really don't advise y'all to try to chase after anybody that's trying to collect them some food for their family.

Unknown_02: Madam, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your face is fucked up. ma'am i i don't know if you know this but your face is fucked up you've got like eight piercings and like like a like a satanic star on your on your fucking big ass i don't know ma'am your face is jacked i don't as they're walking out that door with that cart because you might fuck around a magnet

1:49:14
Unknown_02: magnet the national guard will deploy like a big ass like electric magnet and she'll just like she'll like stick to it like her face will just slam into this fucking magnet from across the parking lot and don't make it home i went from having eleven hundred dollars ebt every month and that was just with four children four children four children uh baltimore detected

Unknown_09: Now, how the fuck am I going to feed my children? I'm going to tell y'all straight up like this. I just got that text that the link is definitely cut the fuck off for November.

Unknown_09: Y'all better stay the fuck out of my way in these stores. I'm walking out with Carson. I'm not paying for shit.

Unknown_02: Don't worry, lady. I stay out of your way whenever I see you.

Unknown_06: I'm trying to make sure I heard this right. Trump said all the groceries is free now.

Unknown_06: That's what I heard.

Unknown_06: Well, you take from us, we take from you. Right?

Unknown_02: At least that's funny. That's like a funny joke. What's that? It's free? You don't say.

1:50:10
Unknown_02: Aw, she. Let's hear it. So now, if you're on Poop's team. White people get made fun of too, by the way. If you're one of those people who's like, dude, I actually got shit from this on Twitter and stuff. People are like, Josh, 44% of EBT recipients are white. This isn't okay. We need a high trust society. Not... Not punishing white people. Motherfucker. I don't give a shit. If you don't pay taxes... If you don't pay into the system... You don't feel it. You don't feel the way... You don't know what... If you don't work... And you don't pay taxes... You don't know what it's like... To be told by the government... That one third of everything you do... Belongs to these people... You don't know what it's like to think about a purchase in terms of spending $30 on a business item that you can buy or saving it and only having to spend $10 on the federal government in terms of taxes. If you don't fucking pay into the system, you have no idea how... It's so painful. It's like they're running a potato peeler over my fucking arm and just ripping me apart for my time and my effort. What I get is so little for so much work and they're entitled to a third of it to do nothing.

1:51:19
Unknown_38: Just sit there and breathe. And watch TV. And use TikTok. I do so much for so little. And they rip me apart. For a third of everything. Every day. For they can do nothing. So they can do nothing.

1:51:55
Unknown_36: I hate you. I hate these people. I hope they all starve to death. And if they try to steal my fucking groceries, I'm going to shoot them dead.

Unknown_02: Literally, just get a fucking job. If you get a fucking job, you'll see. You'll feel it too. They'll start running the cheese grater down your fucking back. And then suddenly you'll fucking hate them too. And then you'll want to participate in democracy and get rid of them. But until then, you're on the wrong team. You're on Team EBT American.

1:52:31
Unknown_24: And you don't have a regular job. They are now forcing you to do community service hours.

Unknown_28: Oh no, community service.

Unknown_24: At least 15 hours a week or you lose your food stamps. Oh, she's, she, I thought that this would be like another montage.

1:53:04
Unknown_02: And she, cause she's like in a trailer. It's like, oh, she must be on EBT too. She must be ranting about it. No, she's telling you to get a fucking job. I'm food stamps for 13 years.

Unknown_24: Okay.

Unknown_28: Damn dog. 13 years.

Unknown_24: I get the maximum 4,300 a month. 4,300. If I will. What? If I don't go out and get a real job, work for cash, why would you think I would work for free?

Unknown_38: Dude, tell me about it! Tell me about it! The entire structure is set up to incentivize you to do nothing!

1:53:43
Unknown_02: It's incentivizing you to own nothing. You can't get section eight. If you own a house, you can't get food stamps. If you have a job, you're incentivized to do nothing. There is definitely a cost ratio for the average person. You can spend 40 hours a week doing a shitty fucking job to get not enough money, or you can do nothing and get less money. But it's like, why would, if I make 20, what is like the minimum wage? Let's say you do $10 an hour times 40 times 4, $1,600. Why would you work 40 hours a week for $1,600 if you can sit on your fucking ass and do nothing and get $1,300 in benefits? Who would ever decide to work 40 hours a week when you could work no hours a week and get basically the same amount of money? And then you can just do shit illegally for money. You can go on YouTube or whatever and get money through Venmo or whatever the fuck and probably earn enough to get cigarettes and shit.

1:54:24
Unknown_02: Look, why would anybody ever fucking work if they work for a low wage? We have deliberately set the system up so that people have no incentive to do anything. And then we don't have any low wage workers because we've incentivized doing fucking anything. So then it's like, well, we have a shortage in a labor force. What do we do? Let's import 50 million Indians to do everything. Because they don't get benefits. But then the moment they get in. Then they get benefits. Because then they got a green card. And they managed to get on section 8. And snap. And it's like well fuck. Now we don't have those people either. And we need more money. And we need people working low income jobs. We'll have to deport 50 million more people. From fucking Latin America. Like if you just got rid of all this shit. And people had to fucking work. There would be no problem. Everything would be fine. I can't stress it enough. If you just got rid of this bullshit. It would all be fine instantly. There would be an adjustment period. But you can't riot when you're starving. You can't do it.

1:55:35
Unknown_02: Eventually you get hungry. And you have to figure out how to eat in between your riots. And then it calms down because you're working and paying taxes. And you're like well fuck people that don't want to work anyways.

Unknown_02: Which by the way.

Unknown_02: is the exact argument that people make against capitalism. The communists go, well, once you're working and you have to pay taxes, then you start, then you become a class traitor and you hate people on benefits. Like that's what they say, because it's true. The moment you're, they got the cheese grater on you, you fucking hate everybody else.

1:56:11
Unknown_02: So that's why the tranny communists that work in open source software hate people who pay, hate the working man.

Unknown_02: I'm sure I do want pizza.

Unknown_04: Why everybody worried about these food stamps getting cut out? Y'all seen that episode of The Simpsons?

Unknown_02: Bitch, are you eating in the mic?

Unknown_02: You apparently can do without food stamps. You got so much food that you can't stop eating in the mic.

Unknown_02: I can't play this. I can't listen to this bitchy fucker.

1:56:49
Unknown_19: Next.

Unknown_19: This is an update on... Graham Linham?

Unknown_02: Graham Linham, who was arrested at the airport for saying something about shrooms not being women. He was arrested, and the Scotland Yard, which I've learned is not in Scotland. It's actually the name of the building in London. Which... English people are fucking retarded. The Scotland Yard is in London.

1:57:21
Unknown_02: That doesn't make no damn sense. Okay?

Unknown_02: So anyways, Graham Lennon will not be pursued with charges by the... He's an ugly guy. I gotta say. Even the best of the English are just some ugly motherfuckers.

Unknown_02: I like him. I'm just saying. He's unattractive. Okay? I don't think that's controversial. I don't think that's... Like, he just... What the fuck's wrong with him? He's Irish? I don't care. I don't want to hear your fucking excuses. Okay? Um...

1:57:53
Unknown_02: Anyways, they're not going after him. He's going after them. However, this is the one time we're having a cartoon avatar of yourself is very acceptable because that little cartoon that he has is, is better. It's I, I, I understand. I approve of this. The police have informed my lawyers that I face no further action in respects to the arrest at Heathrow in September. After a successful hearing to get my bail condition lifted, one which the police officer in charge of the case didn't even bother to attend, the Crown Prosecution Service has dropped the case. With the aid of the Free Speech Union, I still aim to hold the police accountable for what is only the latest attempt to silence and suppress gender-critical voices on behalf of a dangerous and disturbed man.

1:58:33
Unknown_02: Wish him luck against the bobbies, but...

Unknown_02: this is aforementioned free speech union saying, uh, breaking the metropolitan police have dropped their investigation. After weeks of police veil subject to unlawful conditions, including a ban on posting on X officers have told Leonard that prosecutors say there isn't sufficient evidence to support any charges. That shouldn't have been a surprise since opposing trans ideology is not a crime.

Unknown_02: Um,

1:59:14
Unknown_02: Let's see, they sent armed police to arrest him at Heathrow. We're not stopping there. We've instructed a top flight team of lawyers to sue the Met for the wrongful arrest, among other things.

Unknown_02: Graham deserves an apology. But more importantly, the police need to be taught a lesson that they cannot allow themselves to be continually manipulated by woke activists.

Unknown_02: I've said this before, but you don't really get treated like a human being until you have a lawyer. It's like night and fucking day. Like, I can't even describe it. Like, you're just like a football to get kicked around like a fucking toy in the hands of a clumsy idiot child. Being like an insect. Having your wings and legs ripped off by like a psychopathic little kid. But then you get a lawyer. And it's like, ah. It's like the insect now has a little stinger. And it can sting that fucking kid. Sting him right in his fucking hand. Teach him a lesson. I don't touch me, bitch. Bzzz. And it's like, ow. It's like, you don't need to be the biggest dick insect in the entire world to get a little kid to fuck off, right? But you're defenseless unless you got your stinger. Unless you got a lawyer. You're just ripe for being pulled apart. Unless you got the stinger. And you don't need a big stinger. You don't need to be like one of those Venezuelan wasps that deliver the most painful sting in the world that causes debilitating pain and death.

2:00:26
Unknown_02: You just need enough of a sting to get people to fuck off. And it works. So that's the other thing. I need to make a list of shit that's useful. Useful to me. Like, you're a listless idiot. You don't know what to do with your life. That's one thing you can do. Are you book smart? Do you like being technically correct? The best kind of correct. Do you like arguing with people? And do you like threatening people and getting away with it because it's legal to do? Do you like extorting people in a legal way? Do you wish that you could extort and threaten people using book smarts to your advantage in the most legal and authorized way imaginable? Become a lawyer. become a lawyer. Lawyers threaten, bully, intimidate, scare, harass, and get their way. And they do it legally. So if that sounds like something, if you're a fucking psychopath, if you're a fucking psychopath and you want to hurt people and get away with it, become a lawyer because there's a career out there and everybody needs a lawyer. Okay.

2:01:31
Unknown_37: Okay, let's see here.

Unknown_02: If I don't... I asked somebody to summarize this for me. And if I don't have notes for this, I'm just going to have to skip over it, shamefully. And be like, I don't know. Okay, I don't know.

Unknown_19: Okay, here we go.

2:02:16
Unknown_02: Amber Lynn's ex-girlfriend, Emily has sent a reaction channel, uh, text messages, like 60 of them. I want to say they're all numbered. So let's see, they go all the way up to, I'm like really, really pushing it. How many attachments I can get this fucking thing to load in time. I want to say they go all the way up to like 60.

Unknown_02: Um,

Unknown_02: And these recount a bunch of stories of abuse between Amberlynn and Emily. Amberlynn confined her to a room.

Unknown_02: Well... Emily came... Or Emily was sleeping. Amber came into her room to fight. Emily wanted to leave, but Amber was standing in the way. Which... Sorry, News Ham. You don't need to see this. I know... News Ham... He's never said this before, but he really hates the girl locale stuff. And he doesn't really give a shit. He's a man's man. He's the kind of ham that likes to eat chippies and watch football. Okay? He's not the type of ham to watch girly stuff. Okay? He doesn't give a shit about that.

2:02:54
Unknown_02: So... He does.

2:03:27
Unknown_02: Newsham likes some of the sector stuff. He likes the Ralph stuff. That's his favorite.

Unknown_02: So, Amberlynn, 700 pounds. Not easy to push out of the way. Amberlynn was blocking the door. Emily tried to push past, but that was a mistake. The kinetic force required to move Amberlynn is immense, but Amberlynn has the muscles required to move it herself, so she is quite strong indeed. And she pushed Emily to the ground.

Unknown_02: Um, uh, Amberlynn tried to claim that Emily fell because she tripped on a blanket.

2:04:04
Unknown_02: Uh, and then accidentally grabbed Emily's arm. And this was all very traumatic because Emily was held at gunpoint by an ex-girlfriend who didn't let her leave. And Amber knew this. So she alleges that Amber Lynn physically locked her into a room and blocked the way because an ex apparently did the next girlfriend and ex-girlfriend. Okay. Listen, I have tried to white knight whammon, and in particular, the very unreliable article that alleged that lesbian couples experience the most domestic abuse of any kind of pairing. This Amberlynn shit is not fucking helping. Apparently, Emily's ex-girlfriend held her at gunpoint back in the day, okay? And Amberlynn knew this and knew that being confined would trigger her trauma because she was held in a room and trapped by her previous ex. And she exploited that to cyber bully her.

2:04:41
Unknown_02: There are text messages... All the text messages are Amberlynn complaining that Emily did not care about her feelings and Emily telling her to shut up.

Unknown_02: Amberlynn allegedly... Emily would go sit in her truck after work to get away from Amber and scroll fat girl porn on her phone. So...

2:05:20
Unknown_02: Emily would deliberately hide away from Amberlynn and get her fat girl fixed somewhere else. There's a chance that Anime Sucks, Cope, and Sneed and Emily are like star-crossed lovers. They've looked at the same materials together.

Unknown_02: Um, Emily released the texts because Amberlynn did a live stream where she tried to show Emily was abusive because she called her bitch and cunt and showed out of context text messages. So Emily showed the full context, which is these 60 images that I'm not reading all the way through. There's a guy, by the way, he's so weird. And his name is Mr. Snowflake. And he exclusively does like girl gossip and stuff. But he's like this really like well-groomed young man who's from Scotland. And he does like this really serious vibe where it's like,

2:05:55
Unknown_02: He, like, chastises Amberlynn. So in the text, Emily says that she was physically abused by Amberlynn and that Amberlynn had pushed her to the ground, deliberately knowing that Emily had traumas with her past ex and her past ex having confined her in the space. But Amberlynn knew that, didn't you, Amberlynn? Because at heart, you're just a big bully. And it's, like, so weird, because it's, like, he's got, like, a narrator-quality voice, and it's, like, such a quiet, subdued tone, very serious. And it's, like, he's very, very popular with the whammy, because that's exactly the kind of true crime shit that they like, okay? But it's just weird, because it's... He's just like super embroiled in the girl locale stuff. Whenever I'm thinking about this, I'm thinking about how Mr. Snowflake would present it. Like, yes, indeed. It's quite serious, quite dramatic indeed.

2:07:08
Unknown_02: But Amberlynn intended that way because she's a petty narcissist.

Unknown_02: It's a super, super Scottish way of talking.

Unknown_02: Quite gentlemanly for a Scottish.

Unknown_02: They like any straight man. Well, I don't know. I don't know the sordid details of Mr. Snowflake. Is there a Mr. Snowflake, Mr. Snowflake?

Unknown_02: Both Emily and Amber are horrible to each other and clearly had a toxic relationship while Amberlynn pretends outwards it was the most gentle love she has ever felt. The texts include more proof that Amberlynn let Rarity, the cat, out because she mentions it to Emily during a fight in order to make her come home to help her look for Rarity. It is likely a plan to manipulate Emily to have an excuse to stay with her in Oklahoma. That has always been the conspiracy.

2:07:46
Unknown_02: She announced that she was having an issue and she'd be coming back to Oklahoma, and then the cat disappears. And everyone's like, did you kill the cat so you could stay in Wisconsin or wherever the fuck and look for this cat forever? which is like the plot of a bunch of different movies where it's like they want to move on but they can't because they have to look for somebody it's like the entire plot of season 2 of The Walking Dead they're looking for that little girl who's dead in the barn the entire time Rarity's zombie Rarity's a zombie cat and she's locked in the barn and Amberlynn's lying about it to everyone to keep them stuck there on the farm it was a conspiracy theory now it's a conspiracy fact that's the evolution of this

2:08:47
Unknown_02: um okay i have some let me copy this over i apologize this is very unprofessional for me okay everyone knows i am the most professional besides mr snowflake he's more professional than i am but besides that guy i am the most professional all right i do have a thingy here

Unknown_19: Okay. So Emily says, but I deserved it, right?

Unknown_02: Megan trying to kill me. I deserve that. No, you didn't. Oh my God, Emily. You literally fucking said that. No, I didn't. I said you pushed Megan, didn't you? I should have never said that. In my brain, I remembered what you said about Jade. Since I was angry, I wanted to say it back to you and I shouldn't have. I regret it. I take full accountability. Do you want me to call my mom? Because I will call her right now.

2:09:44
Unknown_02: she said she's awake unless you want to talk about this in person calmly yup you can tell her I'm kicking you out because you took a chunk of skin out of my arm I didn't want to yell at me I didn't want you to yell at me and vice versa oh my god Emily what the fuck exactly what the actual fuck I'm calling her now no answer mom there is no god there is no god in this situation to come help you mom is not coming it's over

Unknown_02: One time. One time you paid. Even then, I ended up paying for everything but the fucking flight. You are an idiot. Just for the casino, I paid $1,000. Amberlynn, big fan of the casino. She's a whale, apparently. Dropping $1,000 in donos. Big support. Thank you, Amberlynn.

Unknown_02: You never paid me back for the shit after you promised you would. Fuck off. Leave me alone. I want nothing to do with you. I don't care about anything you have to say. I've never been more done in my life.

2:10:45
Unknown_37: Okay.

Unknown_02: Let's fucking go. You didn't have to spend shit at the casino. That was your choice. Go find another Colleen. She says, I never will. Leave me the fuck alone. I hate you. You broke me. All while I was trying to love you. You fucking destroyed me. All because I wanted to call you. I didn't do shit to you. You are the one who needs help. Dude, my theory has always been with lesbian relationships in particular, but basically any relationship that's like this is like... If you're like a fucking welfare recipient and you have no job, you get really bored and you don't have any like problems in your life. You're just like sitting there dying and you're like, shit, I'm fucking bored. So then you get into a relationship and you make that your job where you're just like constantly filling, like patching in the holes of the ship that's like sinking as you're sailing it. And that's like just how you keep yourself busy is you get into fights with your fat fuck girlfriend about casino trips and shit.

2:11:54
Unknown_02: She says, you're the one who needs help. You belittle me. You cuss at me. You say awful things to me. You hang up on me. You block me. You treat me like garbage. You're never there for me. You do nothing for me. You never show that you care about me. You only say bad things about me. To which she says, you're fucking delusional.

Unknown_02: Name shit that shows you care about me.

Unknown_02: Okay, I want to know.

Unknown_02: This is the camel that broke the straws back. I'm literally hurt so much. Well, well, well. How the turns have tabled, Amberlynn.

2:12:30
Unknown_02: Is she the camel?

Unknown_02: What is that implying?

Unknown_02: After this came out, Amberlynn tried to show proof that her side of the story by reading from her journal, lol. So Amberlynn broke out. She's like a chronic journaler. Amberlynn has like no redeeming qualities. She's the most annoying fucking cunt that's ever fucking lived. And honestly, I hate her. She's insipid. If there was anybody on the planet that embodied the word insipid, it's Amberlynn. She has no interesting qualities, no interesting hobbies, nothing interesting to say ever. She talks, words come out, they mean nothing. She is pasty white and you know what she eats? And if I could, if I was 700 pounds and gave up on life, I'd be eating some fucking pizza. I'd be eating some good ass cheese on the reg. I'd wake up, I'd fry my bacon. I get some nice cheese and spread it on a bagel. That was, okay, look, I would eat well is what I'm trying to say. You know what Amberlynn eats to get to 700 pounds? Bags of plain white rice. She binge eats plain white rice. She eats an entire Chinese village worth of rice every fucking day. That's what she eats. That's what's worth incarcerating her body in a fat prison is worth to her. Plain white rice. She is insipid inside and out. The most boring fucking person. And her hobby... is journaling. She spends hours taking pens and drawing little calendars and organizational charts and all these fucking books she buys and she never does anything with them. You know why?

2:14:15
Unknown_02: because she doesn't do anything.

Unknown_02: How the fuck do you journal when you don't fucking do anything? If you're like the president of the United States, you probably have a lot to say in your memoirs. If you're a fat bitch who just sits and eats plain white rice all goddamn day, what the fuck do you journal about? The day I woke up and I wasted my life again and ate plain white rice and was fat and looked at internet drama videos and scowled at them as I did. I watched Mr. Snowflake and he talked to me in a condescending British manner about what an insipid fat cunt I am. And that's it. You can sum up your entire day in a paragraph. What the fuck are you drilling for? Um, anyways. Apparently Emily has made a video of Amberlynn having a BPD meltdown which Amberlynn is terrified of coming out. Amberlynn deleted all the videos she's made about Emily and put out a community note saying that Emily didn't do nothing and is not a feeder.

2:14:49
Unknown_02: Why can't I get that respect? I need people to come out and stop calling me a feeder, okay? Josh didn't do anything and he's not a feeder. That's what I want to see on pages on the internet across multiple social media sites, blogs. I want it on the front page of Liz Fong Jones' personal website, okay? Josh didn't do nothing and he's not a feeder. Just like you. Roll out the fucking banners, okay?

2:15:24
Unknown_02: Likely she made a deal with Emily so the video wouldn't be released.

Unknown_02: And there's more to it, but it's just fat girl drama. So we'll cap it off there, Chuck. Let's proceed to the other girl, Kel, who's popular, and that is, of course, Aniza Jamha. Aniza Jamha's husband, iDubbbz, has achieved a remarkable milestone of 7 million subscribers. Actually, he achieved that a while ago. He's actually dipped a full 1 mil below where he was at his peak. iDubbbz peaked at just below 8 million subscribers, and he's now down to 6.94 million. So big milestone. 1 million lost subs is actually pretty fucking remarkable. Not many people, even really big ones that have huge scandals, lose that much. By the way, who was that gay guy... Who... He had, like, his own makeup line and shit. And I remember he had a scandal where he was, like, accused of buttfucking some guy against his will. And he got super mega cancelled. And he lost, like... He, like... James Charles. Yeah, James Charles.

2:16:30
Unknown_02: I remember, um...

Unknown_02: That's why they changed that system, by the way. They used to be able, if you like pulled the YouTube API endpoint for subscriber count, you'd get like the actual subscriber count. And after James Charles lost like 2 million subscribers in a day and everyone was live watching his subscriber count go down in real time, YouTube like manually changed the API so that it would round down to like the nearest 10,000 or whatever if you had a million subs. So that you couldn't do that anymore. Because people made a game out of unsubscribing from him.

2:17:13
Unknown_02: By the way, I hate Neil Mahan.

Unknown_02: I know that goes without saying. But Neil Mahan is the epitome of a fucking jeet. He has ruined YouTube.

Unknown_02: His main thing, his number one crusade has been against downloaders and non-standard YouTube libraries. And you know what he's fighting for? He's fighting to get me to watch ads. Neil Mahan desperately wants me... to see ads and he wants to ban YouTube downloaders and he wants to ban non-standard YouTube, um, interfaces so that I have to see ads and I can't install a sponsor block and YouTube download is having to add an entire JavaScript, uh, engine to their program so that you can solve like cryptographic puzzles to watch fucking YouTube videos now, uh, and download them. And

2:18:07
Unknown_02: The ads that Neil Mahan is trying to get me to watch are AI generated. There's like two kinds of ads. AI generated fucking slop. And the same fucking... Dude, if I ever click a YouTube link and it opens the app instead of the browser, I'm immediately hit with an ad. And the ad they make me watch is the same fucking thing over and over again. It is a fake YouTuber playing a game Where a soldier is walking down a road that is split into two lanes. And you have to decide which lane to go into to get power-ups or to shoot the bad guys. And you have to balance it. And it's the most inane... bullshit I have ever fucking seen and it is the only ad I ever see it does not matter what video I'm trying to watch if I ever accidentally open the YouTube app I'm watching some random fucking guy pretend to be a YouTube influencer pretending to play a game that is just a dude walking down a highway shooting It's all I ever see. And Neil Mahan has dedicated an entire engineering task force to stopping YouTube downloaders from working so that I'm forced to watch fake fucking YouTube influencers play this shit-ass fucking game. And it's like the same game under 80 different brand names. And they all advertise the exact same way. And I guarantee you the entire purpose of allowing the ads to be so fucking shitty is that they're just trying to get you to subscribe to YouTube Premium. And it's like, I'm never subscribing to YouTube Premium. I want Google as a company to collapse. I want everybody at Google HQ to be fired. I want Google to never have the money to hire H1B employees ever again. I want your entire company... fucking burned to the ground and I want everybody at the executive level put in fucking prison for treason. I'm never giving you my money. I'm never buying a fucking app. I'm never buying a song of YouTube music again. I'm not buying YouTube Plus, YouTube TV. It's never happening. I'm never giving you fucking money. I will simply never watch YouTube videos as opposed to give you fucking money.

2:20:31
Unknown_02: I hate him. I hate him so much. Anyways, Aniza Jamha. iDubbbz has fallen apart, right? So then this video, our post made some stirs, but I think it's all clickbait. Aniza posted that she was stenciling drawings in for a nursery room. And I guarantee you, it's like her sister or her friend or something is expecting. So she's helping design the nursery. But everyone's like, oh my God, is Aniza having a baby? No, Aniza's not having a fucking baby.

Unknown_02: I don't think even iDubbbz is that fucking stupid. I think he's too soy now anyways. I'm pretty sure that iDubbbz swimmers are all dead. They all hang themselves. He's not making any more. And then she posted this. Okay. She posted this on Instagram and said, come join my other Instagram channel where I post spicy content. And this is the picture she used to advertise. And I don't usually do this because she's a hoe. But everyone knows her. Everyone knows she's a hoe. I talk about her anyways. But it's like, this woman is like... Completely incapable of flattering herself. Everything that she does just makes her look so... The angle is unflattering. You can see her fucking razor burn. And it's like, what is wrong with you mentally? Where you are completely incapable of being attractive. You just can't do it at all. It's like a lizard. It's like if you... It's like if you took a tranny and put it in a woman's body. Like, this is the kind of shit that a tranny actually transformed into a woman would try to do to look sexy. And it's like, ew. It's like Uncanny Valley for a real woman. It's like, how do you fucking do this?

2:22:15
Unknown_02: It's bizarre.

Unknown_02: I'm not going to play this video because it's gross, but this woman is named Emeru or something. And apparently she's like a cosplayer. A fat, gross guy just walks up and mouth rapes her, basically. Just takes her and kisses her. I don't know if he's trying to reenact that iconic photo from the end of World War II where the sailor kisses some random woman. That's basically what he's doing.

2:22:47
Unknown_02: And, um...

Unknown_02: They just let him walk like he just literally just walks up and forcefully kisses her and then walks away. And nobody stops him from doing this and nobody stops him from getting away. So apparently they're trying to press charges on them. I don't know if that's gone through. They've even identified him. But she put out a statement. Oh, they did identify him because of the statement. I'll just read it.

Unknown_02: Hello, everyone. I am okay, and thank you all for the kind messages. Today, the man who assaulted me was allowed to cross multiple barriers at TwitchCon, and even in front of another creator's meet and greet to grab me in my face and try to kiss me. Fortunately, he wasn't able to, but a lot of people pointed out it could have been a lot worse. I'm obviously shaken up by what happened, and this is not the first time I've dealt with something like this, but to tell you honestly, I'm a lot more hurt and upset by how Twitch handled it during and after the fact. Like I said, I don't understand how he was allowed to make it in the first place. The security in the clip who reacts is my own security. It's my favorite unusual security guard. It's true. My favorite unusual security guard was banned for holding a stalker's arm to bring him to police at a past TwitchCon. So her private security guard was banned from TwitchCon for detaining a molester. Okay. That's what's happening at TwitchCon. If you detain a molester, you are banned. However, there were at least three or four other TwitchCon security staff in the area who did not react and let the guy walk away, as you can see in the clip since they didn't even appear in the frame, lol.

2:23:58
Unknown_02: The woman who was walking me away is my own personal manager, and behind the booth, the only two people who were checking on me and comforting me were her and my friend. None of the TwitchCon staff came to ask what happened or if I was okay. My friend who was present told me Twitch security were also behind the booth afterwards, but joking about how they didn't even see what happened and immediately laughing and moving on to talking about something else. So if no one was checking if I was okay or needed anything and they let the guy run away initially, I have no idea what anyone hired to keep the event safe was doing lol. In Twitch's statement, they said the guy was immediately caught and detained, but that is a blatant lie. He was allowed to walk away from my meet and greet and I didn't hear he was caught until hours after he attacked me and it felt like this only happened because of my manager pressing for it, not because TwitchCon staff present thought it was a big deal.

2:24:31
Unknown_02: I have a lot more I want to say, but I will say it on stream later today instead of writing a book on here. Thank you, guys. Again, sorry I had to see that. This is my last TwitchCon, and it saddens me to say that a 10-year on and off attendee of TwitchCon, I think other creators should seriously consider not attending in the future.

2:25:06
Unknown_02: I did not feel cared for or protected, even bringing my own security and staff. I can't imagine how creators without those options would feel. Stay safe, y'all.

Unknown_02: Twitch is just eating shit constantly. I honestly don't know. I mean, I know how. Let me just shake this up a little bit. They basically depend on Jeff Bezos' money and nothing else. Because if they had to survive on their own, they'd just be completely collapsed at this point. There's no way they could survive. This is on the same vein as this. This is Hasan Piker. Just a small update. Um, actually, let me show you this first, and trigger warning, if you don't want to see animal anything bad, okay, it's a sandpiker, it's a turkroach, you know the deal. Um, there is a clip that someone found where this is Hasan's old dog. I don't know what happened to his pit bull, I've not been following it that closely. I assume he just murdered it because it's a fucking shit bull, but Um, the dog has prong marks on it, which is consistent with how, because the, the metal prongs of a shot collar have to dig into the skin in order to complete the circuit. Uh, it's consistent with how a shot collar would wear on the skin of an animal. So, um, he definitely used a shot collar on the pit bull and that's probably why he defaults to it. Cause insecure Brown men love pit bulls. Pit bulls are like an extension of their own masculinity. Um, I say brown men, but it's a thing in Eastern Europe too. I've never seen so many dog balls than when I was in Ukraine. Every fucking Slav in Ukraine has a dog that's not on a leash that has big swinging nuts hanging around because they can't neuter their dog because it's like an extension of who they are in their own masculinity to have shit fucking shit balls with their balls on and no leash. I hate them. If you have one of these animals, fuck you. We're going to kill your dog. If you have a shit bowl, we're going to kill your fucking dog. I'm sorry to say, I hate it.

2:26:52
Unknown_00: I hate your fucking animal.

2:27:25
Unknown_02: I don't respect your choice. I don't respect its life or its right to exist. Okay. It's a fucking shit bowl.

Unknown_02: We're going to euthanize it painlessly, but we're going to have to kill all the pit bulls. It's on the list of things to get the fuck rid of.

Unknown_02: Um, so Hassan Piker, insecure beta male who needs to extend his own masculinity through shit ass fucking dog. Got a pit bull. Realize that pitbulls suck even though they... Real loud. And that's like really cool and masculine and shit.

Unknown_02: Um... And... He had to zap it to keep it in line because it's a fucking shit bowl and they suck ass.

2:27:58
Unknown_02: So consistent, learned to use the shock collar. That's why he thinks that his current dog is so obedient. It's like, wow, if I take a normal dog that's on a shit bowl and I zap the fuck out of it, then it does what I say. Wow, it doesn't like try to maul babies still after I zap the fuck out of it. Wow, that's like a really well-behaved dog. So spoiled. I barely have to shock the fuck out of this dog. So spoiled.

Unknown_02: But the stress of dealing with the Kaya situation has left Hassan in a state of distress and blackpilled chat. He is no longer the happy, joyful Hassan Piker that we all know and love. He is now a much darker, blackpilled Hassan Piker.

2:28:37
Unknown_00: I can't stand any of you dumb fucks in this goddamn chat. Oh my fucking God, I hate, I hate the left. I hate liberalism. I hate everything that's going on every single fucking day of the goddamn week. I just, I hate my life. I hate fucking streaming. I hate socialism. I hate every single fucking person who thinks that the peak of activism is just being the most annoying, holier thou, holier than thou, the most ultimately woke leftist. It's just, it's, you did it. You did it. You have unlocked the fucking nihilism within me, okay? I am blackpilled. Nothing will ever get better. We are never going to make it out. We can't even have a normal fucking non-hostile goddamn conversation on any of these issues. Everybody just simply wants to fucking chirp into the wind because they have no power and they recognize their utter powerlessness in the face of unjustifiable constructs that we fucking exist under. And the best possible fucking thing you can do is just be goddamn annoying. Okay?

2:29:11
Unknown_00: Oh.

Unknown_29: Oh, God.

2:29:42
Unknown_00: Right when the reporter is asking you about optimism.

Unknown_00: I want to fucking, I want to just shut it off, dude. I want to shut everything off. I just want to go away. If I wasn't so goddamn stubborn, I would have a long time ago. Oh my Lord, dude. I 100% think you should something go on sub only mode. What do you mean? The most annoying people are literally like the 40 month subscribers. The person that caused me to fucking spiral just now is Hidijo Offliner or whatever. And that is like a routine nuisance and an offliner in this community. Okay. He is a consistent voice of nuisance. Okay. What are you talking about? The people that actually brick me, the people that actually caused me to fucking spiral out of control are always the people that have been in this fucking community for years who never shut the fuck up.

2:30:14
Unknown_00: I have banned him before.

Unknown_00: It's literally just, like, I'm not even singling him out. He's just one example. But this happens all the fucking time, bro. Anyway. One of the worst aspects.

Unknown_00: Wait, hold up.

Unknown_02: Where was it? It went away so fast. Oh, there it is. Open presents for 20 subs. Let's get some subs for Hasan Piker being fucking blackpilled. Woohoo!

2:30:47
Unknown_36: I love that guy. That guy probably really thought open presence was like, maybe if I give him like $100, my daddy, Hatham Piker, will be happy. I just want daddy, Hatham Piker, to be a happy boy. I will give Hatham Piker $100. He's already a multimillionaire. Maybe $100 will make him, cheer him up a little bit.

Unknown_00: One of the worst aspects of this kind of gathering online is that people...

2:31:21
Unknown_00: I think people don't behave like this in the real world. That's unironically what I was talking about. That's why I have so much hope for the future of America when I'm out in the fucking streets, right? Because I see grandparents and I see kids and I see regular ass folk that see right from wrong and they say, fuck this. What do you mean? You're just like kidnapping my neighbors. Get the fuck out of here. And they protest. And that gives me confidence. And then... When I go back to the internet and I get fucking yelled at by a bunch of screen-ager iPad babies who are 38 years old who think that the most radical socialist position is to constantly chirp in a fucking Twitch streamer's chat and hyper-scrutinize everything and then refuse to understand broader points. Okay? Refuse to be open-minded. Then I'm blackmailed again. It's virtually impossible not to be blackmailed if you're online all the fucking time. Everything that we do here is so bad. It's so fucking bad.

2:31:57
Unknown_19: Alright, there you go.

Unknown_02: That's how sad he is. It sucks to be an animal abuser, I guess. Hasan Piker, can you stop abusing your poor innocent dog, which is like the cutest, most expensive designer dog that you've... Like, this guy went to the doggy store and was like, Hello, yes, I'm a champagne socialist with millions of dollars at my disposal. I want the cutest heckin' pupperino that you have in your pupperino library. Because I'm trying to get done liberal pussy. Can you give me your cutest heckin' paparino? I need something that just immediately stirs the soul of white women. So I need something that is extremely cute and adorable for my streams. And the puppy mill that he bought this from was like, here is our highest quality, 10 out of 10, wholesome, big, chungus, heckin' pupperino. This is the cutest dog that has ever existed or ever will exist. This is our finest product. It's $20,000, sir. He's like, I'll buy that dog so it can sit in my room and help me get liberal pussy.

2:33:06
Unknown_02: And then he shocks the fuck out of it. And then suddenly all those liberal women that he was trying to court are like, wait a second. This guy isn't wholesome big chungus. He tortures animals because he's a disgusting turk roach. And then he's like, fuck.

Unknown_02: Oh, man, my plan backfired. I can't believe it. I can't believe this is happening to me. I did nothing wrong. I did everything right.

Unknown_02: Update on Matthew Moulton. Matthew Moulton is the fat pedophile diaper fag who ran Encyclopedia Dramatica for a while. He was extradited to Flo Rida to face charges of threatening the life of law enforcement officer Mike Shitwood. He has been in jail this entire time because he is unable to post bail. And he has actually filed a motion for writ of mandamus, which, as you remember, is also something that pro se litigant Stebbins filed in West Virginia against Locale LLC, which failed. But he is writing this very interestingly in handwriting. Which, to be honest, his handwriting is very good.

2:33:46
Unknown_02: Motion for writ of mandamus. Comes now. The defendant, Matthew Moulton, who moves this honorable court to provide adequate financial relief from the state to the defendant in the event of dismissal or acquittal. Defendant seeks a tithing 10% of the state's GDP from the last recorded year. This extraordinary request is made on the following grounds. 1. Defendant lives out of state in Washington and cannot litigate for damages against the state of Florida given his lack of financial resources. 2. Defendant seeks relief from damages done to his metaphysics research and creations caused by state-enabled publicly televised defamation by a duly elected sheriff of Volusia County, Mike Shitwood, as well as legal arrest and incarceration without probable cause, violation of free speech, and free exercise of religion. His religion is to shit on the sheriff and threaten to kill him, apparently.

2:35:10
Unknown_02: Violating the blah, blah, blah. The value of the metaphysics work is worth more than the presumed presence concept of currency with specific temporal delay and dilution damage within the origination frame of a temporal awareness resulting in catastrophic creationary loss to all casually connected futures. 4. As creationary damages are incalculable, a tithing given in good faith is required by religious custom to compensate for loss in higher creation as well as a result of sin or station sickness, repentance of wickedness. 5.

2:35:50
Unknown_02: This time frame lacks temporal privacy laws and rights in relation to their end falls. As such, it's in the best interest of higher dimensional self-preservation to pay in the presumed present for plenipotential damage to the atemporal environment. Restitute in a now or risk raised in a forever.

Unknown_02: By the way, in case you're wondering, I do not believe that he is honest about any of this because he is a fat, retarded diaper fag and everything he does is for attention. So this is just so you know, if you're like one of those drama slop YouTubers, I'm going to preemptively ask that you don't make like a Matthew Moulton video because this man literally comes to any kind of attention. So after he gets out of jail, he's going to walk. He's going to sit down, put his hand in his diaper and start Googling his name on YouTube. And if a Turkey Tom video pops up and he's reading this shit, be like, whoa, this doesn't make any sense. It's so crazy. What a crazy guy. He's going to be like, I'm going to be beaten off. I'm going to be beaten off to that. So don't do it. I'm just letting you know that this is what this is. Instead of beating this man with a stick, this is what he's doing. He's wasting my court's resources. Entertaining was bullshit. Okay.

2:37:11
Unknown_02: VTuber news, my favorite.

Unknown_02: Iron Mouse has announced something. I don't remember who Iron Mouse is. I think Iron Mouse is the one that has like cancer AIDS or something. She's a sick little mouse. And therefore, if you give her money, you're not just simping for a cartoon girl. You're actually contributing money to a person who really needs it. She posted this, which I found amusing.

2:37:41
Unknown_02: She says, So, The Gator Gamers of the world, the anime aardvarks, came to the convention, the VTuber booth, and laid down at her television screen the feet of her television monitor and said, "'I tribute this to you, my queen.'" And then they walked away. And then the Twitch cons or whatever fucking convention staff came over with their, you know, those little buckets that are the end of sticks so you can sweep into them. Just swept all that shit up into the dustbin and dumped that shit out and said, fuck this garbage. We're not sending this shit to no fucking cartoon character. And so it's all gone forever. All your love letters.

2:38:31
Unknown_02: All your presents. Your gifts of frankincense and myrrh. Your gifts of gold. Gone.

Unknown_02: Literally dustbin. Literally swept up.

Unknown_02: Um...

Unknown_02: There is another small story. I mentioned that Niana Banana was the blonde Puerto Rican... Okay, if you don't remember this story, because I think I only talked about it with PPP and Andy Worski on the Fuck Gator Festival before he retired. Um... if you remember your deep gator lore there was a particularly embarrassing incident where ethan ralph's current coast host at the time made an appearance on dick masterson stream which if you're only like a recent listener you have no idea who these people are and you're better off for it but he showed up on dick's show dick is like a a confidence guy like a pickup artist type and he asked gator who's like a fat virgin like the most pathetic man child on the face of the planet tell me about your girlfriends. So, um, somehow he breaks off into this story about Puerto Ricans. And he said, yeah, I dated a Puerto Rican once. She was smoking hot blonde hair, which already like, he just immediately trips over his own feet out the gate in the story. Cause number one, nobody believes that the Gator gamer ever had a girlfriend. Number two, Puerto Ricans are famous for having like wiry curly hair and being Hispanic, which do not carry blonde jeans. So, um, already just bullshit. However, much later on, while I was doing my research for the Fuck Gator Festival, I discovered that one of the VTubers that he was most proud of helping, because she was small at some point, and he literally, and I swear to fucking God I'm not making this up, Ethan Ralph, second in command, the Gator Game War, now the anime artwork, took an iPad and loaded this bitch up on her. And he walked around with this iPad in his hand at an anime convention to do a meet and greet. Like a manservant. Because she can't appear in person. He walked around with this fucking iPad in his hand so people could say hello to her. And he reminisces on this years after the fact and says... Boy, I sure am proud of the time I helped that young potential, the nana banana, become a big celebrity like she deserves for her many talents. When I walked around in off-car holding her iPad and introduced her to the world, I did something. I planted the seed that grew. And while people may look at this beautiful 100-year oak tree now and think how beautiful it is, they'll never recognize the man who planted the seed

2:41:18
Unknown_38: But I know my heart, on the cockles of my heart, that I helped.

Unknown_36: And that's all I need.

Unknown_02: I don't need recognition. I'm simply proud of what I've done. That's how it fucking reminisces about this anime character. She's lost her mind. That's what I'm leading up to. Oh, by the way, she's also Puerto Rican and her avatar has blonde hair. So my head canon here is that the Gator Gamer talked about the blonde Puerto Rican GF because at one point in time, he held a computer monitor with a picture of her around a convention center. And when he had to make up a story about having a girlfriend, he immediately went to blonde Puerto Rican because of this fucking cartoon character. That's my... That is my official headcanon for the blonde Puerto Rican lore.

2:42:01
Unknown_02: Anyways, she's lost her mind.

Unknown_02: She retired. She graduated from her current whatever the fuck. So the Niana Biana character, imagine like taking this thing right here and putting it in a blender and then press it. It's gone. It's fucking gone. It's blended into a paste. So now the character has to reincarnate with a different intellectual property. So I don't know if she'll be a blonde Puerto Rican in that incarnation, too. But she's trying to move to Phase Connect. Which, if I've ever talked about any of this shit before, Phase Connect is the one that comes up a lot. Because it has Shondo, I want to say, which is the purple pedophile one, the lollicon, whose mother committed suicide. It has Pippa Pipkins, Medicare's heir. It has...

2:42:38
Unknown_02: Kirishi, whose torch lights the way, who's like sector... Wait, is Kir... No, Kirishi's still independent, isn't it?

Unknown_02: I don't know. I forget. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I think they might be still independent. Anyways, I don't know.

2:43:11
Unknown_02: I'm wrong about everything? Is Shando not in fucking Phase Connect?

Unknown_02: If I look this up, she's not in fucking Phase Connect. Mythic Talent. I don't know why Faze Connect keep coming up then. Okay, listen. I don't fucking know. I don't know anything about this. Okay.

Unknown_02: But she's lost her mind. She was going to join Faze Connect and join Jim's heir, Pippa Pitkins. But then she lost it. And she tweeted out that her name is Stephanie for some reason, which to me just means that in real life, this thing is actually James Stefani Sterling. And at some point in time, the Gator Game War walked around Off-Kai holding up an iPad with James Stefani Sterling on the other end of it. By the way, Jim Sterling, brief Jim Sterling update in the middle of this train wreck. He's actually changed his YouTube name from Jim Stefani, James Stefani Sterling or Jim Stefani Sterling to just Stephanie Sterling. So now he is no longer James Stefani Sterling. He's just Stephanie Sterling. Unfortunately, I will continue to dead name him because James Stefani Sterling is a very funny thing to say. And I will continue to say it. She then posted this.

2:43:51
Unknown_02: Her name on Discord is apparently just Stinky. She says, pray for me right now. Does anyone know a lawyer? Pray for me. Demons are after me. Mods stop erasing. So the mods, Gator.

2:44:32
Unknown_02: Gator. Now her number one, Jannie. Dawning. Oh, God. Hold up.

Unknown_02: Am I... I'm going to try to find the picture. Put this on screen. Oh my god, that's not what I... God, Google is fucking useless because of the fucking Jeets.

Unknown_02: I want the one where he's got his armor on. That's the one that I want.

2:45:07
Unknown_02: There's like a whole thread dedicated to... Oh, the rare gator thread. Actually, I'll just show you the rare gator thread. So there was a time where after his face reveal, everyone made what they called rare gators. Ah, there it is with the pine cone shield. Okay, hold up.

Unknown_02: Let me say this. I'm going to put this on the screen as a visual aid. Why can I not drag this onto the fucking screen?

Unknown_02: Where the fuck did they even save to?

Unknown_02: Oh, in a completely wrong thing. Okay.

2:45:42
Unknown_02: Okay, here we go. We have the rare gator now.

Unknown_02: And we can go back to the Neon Banana. Okay.

Unknown_02: And what happened is...

Unknown_02: is that the Gator Gamer saw that his queen was having a small mental breakdown and was like, my queen, shield your eyes. Look not. I will block this with my shield. You can't see these posts of my Oshi breaking down. I am here to defend her. And then she was like, be gone, Simp, and hit him. And he went, wait, hold on. And he went, ah! and flew away because she just smacked that motherfucker out of the way and said look I'm having this mental breakdown and it's going to be fucking live and it's going to be silly and you're not deleting my post it's going to be in public and everyone's going to see it get away from me Gator Gamer um and then he said mods stop erasing I'm stuck with some demons okay I'm stuck with some demons and he'll and a hellhound wait wait hold up

2:46:48
Unknown_02: This is so stupid.

Unknown_36: A hellhound.

Unknown_19: Oh, wait, there it is. There's the hellhound. Ooh, he's so scary.

Unknown_20: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unknown_19: Okay, we got some demons, and now we got... Now I got a hellhound.

Unknown_02: Yeah, also very scary. Very scary hellhound down there. Okay. So she's being haunted by these two opposing forces, okay?

2:47:22
Unknown_02: Saying, seriously, play.

Unknown_38: Stop erasing. He's like, no. No, get away. Get away. Stop erasing. My name is Stephanie. My name is Stephanie. No.

Unknown_36: It's all hopeless, though.

Unknown_02: It's hopeless. She was supposed to debut as a new character. Instead, she's having a fucking mental breakdown on Discord. Which, from what I understand, FaZe Connect is ran by some chink. And he's just like a weird chinky guy. They call him Fishman, I think. Fishman probably enjoys this. Fishman probably sees that his new talent hasn't even debuted yet. She's having a fucking mental breakdown. It's like, oh, fuck yeah. This is some clicks, bro. This is some clicks. I'm going to sell a lot of stinky coffee. Okay.

2:47:56
Unknown_02: It's what's happening.

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_02: And one other little VTuber update that I'm kind of clumping together into this weird menagerie of bullshit.

Unknown_02: This is Kiki Pion Pion. Now I should explain. I should explain. the entire reason why we know about kiki pyon pyon is because oh god i even i even as a fool i thought that the gator segment was over and i removed the gator game more from my screen however i'm gonna have to fix this because it's not over stream content there we go i got the gator put this back we only know him because the gator game war uh

2:48:32
Unknown_02: posted fan art of her and so people were like who is this anime babe that he's into and so they looked her up and she's the one who's into let me just read the this is the s top tag for her pornography ready lollicon Which of course is complicated by the fact that she's a school teacher. Glasses. Cream pie. Bondage. A hey gal. Defloration. Impregnation. Dad I like to fuck, aka ugly bastard. Mind break. Twin tails. Maid. Sweating. Small breast. Urination. Fingering. Virginity. Rim jobs?

2:49:17
Unknown_02: My queen, I have a dirty job for you. But I think, after my loyalty, that you're the one.

2:49:50
Unknown_02: Only you. Wait, hold up. I want to make this extra creepy. Here we go. Wait, no. I can't show you this video because only you, my queen, can do this job for me.

Unknown_38: Only you.

Unknown_02: Listen, I subscribe. I need to get them real close up and make this extra desperate, okay? I subscribed to all your videos and I've seen your favorite tags. I am the ugly bastard.

Unknown_38: I am the ugly bastard. And I got, I, I offer it. I offer my behind to you, my queen. If you would just do the job, do the job for my years of service.

2:50:26
Unknown_36: That's the only reason why we know about her.

Unknown_02: And then we found out that she was like a weirdo. And, uh, Maybe I've been so rude. Why don't we just allow her to introduce herself? Chat, I'm giving this long winded intro. How about you introduce yourself?

Unknown_23: There was a baby bunny girl born on a hot Australian summer's day. A girl born from a long line of bunnies just like her. She was a blessing. There hadn't been a girl as special and distinct as her in many years. Little did she know what she had in store for her.

2:51:01
Unknown_23: In her youth, she was always playing, smiling, giggling, a normal happy bunny human, just like the rest of her family. She was taught from a young age to never feel insecure or inadequate because she was part of the Pyon Pyon family, and the differences are what makes her special, which does sound pretty cliche, although she never really wondered entirely what these differences were.

2:51:36
Unknown_02: Writer's tip. If you are writing the lore to your character and you realize that what you're saying is very cliche, simply change it to be less embarrassing as opposed to acknowledging in the script that it is a boring cliche.

Unknown_23: She noticed on the outside that she had floppy ears and a fluffy bunny tail. And in her youth, she was very fond of these features.

Unknown_23: As she grew older she started going to school, and her fascination for adventures and fantasy grew. She would spend her time reading manga and comics, wishing she had a special power or was able to be as heroic, just like her favourite characters. The girl would hop around her backyard pretending to be a hero, fighting off evil and saving humanity. She longed for the world to be that simple. She would spend her days at her computer getting invested in anime and manga. Internet culture was a great escape from her own personal evil.

2:52:15
Unknown_02: There's like a thing in Japanese culture where like they pretend...

Unknown_02: It's not even just anime. It's like a meme where it's because it's in The Witcher 2 where it's like everyone acts like The Witcher, like the most handsome man to ever live, Geralt or whatever, is like horribly disfigured because he's got yellow eyes with like cat pupils. And everyone's like, oh, my God, it's so hideous. He's got like cat eyes. And then in manga and shit, it's like, oh my God, that bitch is so deformed. She's got like cute cat ears. What a fucking horrible disfiguration. I'm going to treat her really badly because she looks different. And I'm just supposed to pretend that that's true. That if there was like handsome men running around in Poland with like cat eyes, they wouldn't have like a harem. There was actual cat girls in Japan. They wouldn't be like a vassal state of the United States specifically to export cat girls to the United States. I'm supposed to believe this. That's how that works. It's stupid. It's bullshit.

2:53:28
Unknown_02: Okay. By the way, the reason why people found out who she was is like a list of names.

Unknown_02: And her usernames are... There's like a shaky barrier. Like...

Unknown_02: The shaky part of it is that her usernames were kind of common. It was like NikkiIsNotInteresting was her username, and the YouTube channel... It's like a YouTube channel she was making a parody of for her name.

2:54:03
Unknown_02: And it was kind of shaky, like, ah, maybe that's her, maybe that's not her. But the real... The thing is that they conclude it's her, and then one of her recovery emails is her dad's email. And if you look up her dad's email, it links to a... guy that has an active mountain biking profile in the same exact city that she's from based off the other information. And then he stopped uploading his mountain bike trails to the app on August the 16th. And there is a specific tweet on August the 16th where she says that her dad had a mountain biking accident. And so that like absolutely concretely cements that that's actually her. And then she,

2:54:41
Unknown_02: You know, it's easy to find people's address in the U.S. because the U.S. has absolutely no privacy laws and corporations just track everything you do and sell it for pennies on the dollar. In Australia and every other country in the world, it's much harder to do that. But her dad was an avid biker and would upload his trips to the app. And he would literally start his trips there. In his house. So like he would get into the garage. Get on his bike. Start the trip. And then upload the trip to the internet. And every single one starts at her house. Where she knows. People know that she lives with her parents. So it's like. It absolutely completely fucked her.

2:55:17
Unknown_02: Which you know. I don't feel bad.

Unknown_02: It's very interesting. It's a classic. Classic OPSEC incident.

Unknown_19: Okay.

2:55:48
Unknown_02: That's that. Here's a video of Shane Edward Noakes. This is the first time I think anyone's ever seen a picture of this guy, maybe just a video of him. But he's in a protest or something, like a No Kings protest. And I've been told this is funny. So we're going to check and see if this is actually funny.

Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_17: That's funny Like that couple that was over here in the fucking car where the wife is driving you're like who's wearing the fucking pants Tommy who's driving the fucking finances in your family me? No, I make more money now than I did at Metro. That's for sure. See I The adorable thing about that is, you don't understand what the concept of a fucking flash in the pan is. You have Nick Sorter and them out here fucking using you. It's called a fucking bubble. Look at you, bro.

2:56:27
Unknown_18: You're being used by these fucking retards. Because you're a retard. Oh, you keep saying that, but I don't believe you.

Unknown_17: God bless Donald Trump! God bless you, Heist!

Unknown_03: God bless you, Heist! We love you, boys! Heist, we love you! Let's go, Heist!

2:57:00
Unknown_18: I have to give my support to ICE real quick. Now, what are you saying? How many times do you repeat the same things over and over? I don't care what people have to say about me.

Unknown_17: I really don't. I'm out here for me.

Unknown_18: I'm out here for this country.

Unknown_17: I'm out here for ICE. You're out here to try to make money, and you're not going to make money. That's why I said you're a fucking flash in the pan. You're a fat. It's called a bubble.

Unknown_18: I was down here well before I was making money. Yeah. You don't understand the cost of that because it's a quick fall.

Unknown_17: It's pretty fucking simple if you actually understand how metrics and shit work and you actually understand analytics and look at social media.

Unknown_17: It's actually not that hard to figure out.

2:57:33
Unknown_18: This dude's trying to sound so smart. Yeah, right that's fucking ironic that's fucking that's retarded actually cuz you're not smart by any means Dude, I've literally been absolutely imbecile for my first piece of software at the age of four I tested college level for comprehension and math at the age of fucking nine I left high school early to take a government job nearly 20 years with Microsoft.

Unknown_19: What's your IQ? 12

2:58:07
Unknown_19: so my mic was not muted and then i muted myself the reason why they identified him is that he keeps part of the reason is that he keeps bragging about um working for microsoft which is like a thing that the actual guy does shane iq is a false measure 12. his iq is 12. we are charlie we are charlie we are charlie

Unknown_17: Whatever IQ test you take, you're going to get different measures based on different tasks. That's right. So it doesn't fucking matter. That's why IQs, it's just an arbitrary measure.

Unknown_18: He's a level 12 magic user in D&D.

Unknown_17: Timu Shapiro.

Unknown_17: Level 12 magic user in D&D. Timu Shapiro. I don't actually play D&D, so try again.

Unknown_18: Timu Shapiro.

Unknown_17: Let's see if your retarded brain can come up with a different insult. He's definitely a Reddit mod. Nope, not a Reddit mod. Try again.

Unknown_18: He needs his binky like Benjamin Button.

2:59:03
Unknown_17: Keep trying, Tommy.

Unknown_02: He just looks like, he just has that phenotype. You know, you just look at this guy and you're like, oh, you're a fucking gross loser. You just look at him like, ew. What is this phenotype? Explain this to me. Where does he come from? Where did his ancestors come from? Where are they?

Unknown_18: I think he does me. Yeah, I think he really does.

Unknown_17: No, I actually fucking hate your guts with you, Charlie Kirk yourself. Oh, you want me to Charlie Kirk myself?

Unknown_18: That's not, that don't make sense.

Unknown_17: You do know that his favorite snack was Gushers, right?

Unknown_38: Oh yeah.

Unknown_17: Yeah.

2:59:36
Unknown_02: Wow. I bet you that post on Reddit got 8 million upvotes. Did you know that Charlie Kirk's favorite snack was Gushers? Bing! Thanks for the gold, kind stranger. Then, in real life, in the combat of verbal jujitsu, he breaks it out. You know, Charlie Kirk's favorite snack was... Gushers. And then he just expects, like, a kamehameha. Like, he's going, oh, you can't say that about... Oh, you can't say that. Instead, it's just like, oh, oh, you're like a Redditor. Are you?

3:00:10
Unknown_18: You're so tough.

Unknown_02: You do know on the topic of shooting, Tommy, right at the very end, Charlie linked all the way up, right?

Unknown_18: Yeah, we've heard you say this multiple times.

Unknown_19: No, I can tell that you don't give a shit.

Unknown_17: I can see it in your face that you don't even care about Charlie. Oh, shit, yeah. You saw an opportunity to grift. You saw an opportunity to make money, Tommy. This dude's a fucking Tylenol boy. That's a fucking fake laugh.

Unknown_18: He has Asperger's for sure.

Unknown_17: Nope.

3:00:44
Unknown_18: Definitely has Asperger's. Stolen education, stolen sand. No common sense whatsoever. Why is he holding his hands like that?

Unknown_02: Is this supposed to intimidate? This is what I mean. This is part of the reason why I felt motivated to lose weight. Because you just see this guy and you're like, I could fucking kick your ass. I don't know anything about you, but I could beat the fuck out of you. Because you just look weak. You look weak and soft and you look like you're designed to be bullied and made submissive. You're just weak.

3:01:22
Unknown_17: Jewish nation record.

Unknown_18: He definitely has hair on his toes.

Unknown_17: Stacey. I retired at 35. Yeah, I've got no comments.

Unknown_18: You didn't fucking retire at 35, bro. You got fired for watching child, uh, sexually inexplicit child stuff.

Unknown_17: No, Tommy, I'm a child. That's a victim, motherfucker.

Unknown_36: That aggressively approaches you. I was fucked as a kid. I was fucking molested, bitch. Like, what the- Bro!

Unknown_02: You're gonna come on to me like that, saying that, okay? This is bizarre. You're, like, threatening me by, like, aggressively, like, proselytizing yourself before me, okay?

3:01:53
Unknown_17: What the fuck?

Unknown_02: Bro, uh, just so you know, there's a cycle of abuse, and you're more likely to be a diddler because you were diddled. Hate to break it to you, but that's how it works. Statistics and shit, yo. You're definitely on the registered sex offender list. You're definitely a registered sex offender.

Unknown_18: Look how triggered he's getting. Look how triggered he's getting, you guys.

3:02:26
Unknown_36: You're the real pedophile. I put you in jail. Dude, this guy is like fucking white cardboard. Holy shit.

Unknown_02: I'm not going to back up no more. You're the real pedophile.

Unknown_36: I put you in jail. You're the real pedophile. Sure.

Unknown_18: Ah, look how triggered he's getting. Look how triggered he's getting. Oh, you're definitely on that registry, aren't you?

Unknown_17: You're definitely on that registry, aren't you? You got real fucking upset.

Unknown_17: You got real upset about it, bro. That triggered you. Oh, shit. Motherfucker.

Unknown_02: oh this guy's streaming genuinely sounds mentally handicapped and this guy is like absolutely unable to to piss him off or offend him in any way yeah look at those eyes you guys so you think when a woman rapes a child at three years old that makes him the you dumb the way you're acting makes you a so you think i was raped by a woman

3:03:19
Unknown_02: Come on. Why would you, why are you doing this to yourself? Why are you trauma dumping random people in the street? The way you're acting makes you a retard, bro.

Unknown_17: Yeah, right.

Unknown_18: You're definitely on the registry, bro, with the way you're acting right now. The way you responded, bro, you're definitely, oh man, we gotta look up, what's your name, bro?

Unknown_17: He's not, prove it. Prove it.

3:03:50
Unknown_17: Look how triggered this little boy is.

Unknown_20: Your breath smells like shit.

Unknown_38: Your breath smells like shit. Do you wash yourself?

Unknown_36: I was like shit. He be eating diapers. He be eating diapers.

Unknown_18: You like dirty diapers?

Unknown_17: Fucking dirty diaper sniffer. Fucking dirty diaper.

Unknown_02: Yeah, no, you're right. If he does get into an argument, he's like, I was buttfucked by a woman when I was three. Like the immediate reaction of anybody listening to that is I'm getting the fuck out of here. This guy is clearly unhinged. She's talking about his butthole and shit. I'm done. I'm out of here. And then he does it to an IP2 streamer or whatever the fuck with 40,000 viewers who's going to be stationed there for entertainment purposes no matter what. It just doesn't work. People are going to keep making fun of him.

3:04:27
Unknown_02: I don't know with the way he's responding bro.

3:05:04
Unknown_18: He's definitely got some shit on his past.

Unknown_17: He's definitely got some shit on his past.

Unknown_18: He's not trans, he's insane. Yeah, that's the same thing. SSRIs! SSRIs, yeah.

Unknown_02: The way he got triggered right there, he's definitely... The moment you pull out your phone in a heated conversation, you've lost. The moment you're like, okay, AI, help me out. Gemini, come to my rescue, sir. ...on the registered sex offender list. Oh, shit! JD! There's that fucking chicken! JD, we hate that fucking chicken!

3:05:36
Unknown_02: Apparently this man got distracted by chicken or something. Anyways, they very quickly discovered that Tommy Boy really triggered Tylenol Boy here. Tylenol Boy got really big mad and may just be a sex offender? Police ICE protest. Please follow. And then she discovered, oh no, this guy has a 300 page Kiwi Farms thread.

Unknown_02: And then this guy, Femoral Canal says, guys, the ICE thing might be the best thing to ever happen to this thread.

3:06:11
Unknown_02: So let's see. I think this is going to be some of the greatest hits here if it loads. Oh, what? Image is not found.

Unknown_02: Do I have to redo the caption or something?

Unknown_19: No. Oh, there it is. Okay, great.

Unknown_02: The Observer. Shane Edward Noakes, is this it? Convicted May 15th after entering a guilty plea for third-degree theft.

Unknown_02: So they're just going through the Kiwi Farms thread, and she's like, yep, here it is.

3:06:48
Unknown_02: Portland Andes Restream. He really lost his temper.

Unknown_02: A public notice. The personal property of the following individuals will be auctioned.

Unknown_02: He didn't pay for his storage unit.

Unknown_02: That's embarrassing.

Unknown_02: Oh, my God. He looks so much like Wings of Redemption. It's like Wings of Redemption. It's like Wings of Redemption's head on fat Alex Jones's body. You know what I mean?

3:07:24
Unknown_19: Oof.

Unknown_19: Yeah, that's not flattering right there.

Unknown_19: Webster City, Iowa?

Unknown_19: That's the screenshots. Okay.

Unknown_02: So Shane Edward knows somebody who I've never talked about, I think. Is he the guy that was raped by the butter knife?

Unknown_02: Oh, he's actually joined the forum thread.

Unknown_19: What the fuck?

3:08:01
Unknown_19: There was somebody who was raped by a butter knife. This might be him.

Unknown_02: Let me look it up. Hold up.

Unknown_02: Okay, there are 10 pages of results for butter knife in this thread, so this might be him. Hold up. Raped with a butter knife.

Unknown_02: Content warning, child abuse.

Unknown_02: They're like, he's doxing himself. No, my life story as public knowledge always has been. My rapist is a woman, a babysitter that watched a group of kids. She took my Caesar medications and dosed us and then raped us with a butter knife.

3:08:35
Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_02: There you go.

Unknown_19: That's his life story. He was raped by a butter knife, apparently. And he was three.

Unknown_19: And then when confronted in public, he just randomly starts yelling at you that he was raped as a child.

Unknown_19: All right.

Unknown_19: Okay.

Unknown_02: Into the internet famous sector as we wind down for the stream. Brief statement by Anna Kasperian.

3:09:13
Unknown_31: I'm nearly 40 years old. I'm a woman and I don't spend any time on 4chan.

Unknown_02: I have dabbled with Kiwi Farms a little bit, but on very specific forums.

Unknown_31: That's like going straight to heroin. That's like just skipping weed and going straight to heroin. It's true. It's true.

Unknown_02: Look, both of these women love the drama, okay? Women love the Kiwi Farms. They love the beauty parlor. They love the drama and the goss, okay? They can't hide it. There's no shame. They just love the goss. I can't blame them. It's a great sight. Jeremy Hambly is into some shit. Now, I'm kind of envious of Kino Casino, because they can sit down and watch like three hours of clips. Well, more like 30 minutes of clips that Andy Worski pauses multiple times every second. I cannot. So I can only summarize what he's doing, okay? Hambly is told, and I listen to all of this, a absolutely... retarded story about how he sold like a luxury car and somehow managed to sell it without tires and then got into an argument with the shipping company about the tires and he was on his podcast explaining about how the shipping company gypped him out of the tires for literally half an hour live arguing with people on his phone and text messages about the tires not being shipped and uh One of the things he also said before the tire segment was this, where he announced that he had had a recent cosmetic surgery, Chad.

3:10:17
Unknown_34: This is like, I have like a little bit of money now.

Unknown_20: And I'm already looking.

Unknown_34: I'm like looking. I'm like, I told Hannah Claire, like, I'm getting the hair surgery. Like, I'm unapologetically going to do it. I know.

Unknown_25: See, like, he was like, and I'll vlog it. And then it's a business expense. Yes, it is.

Unknown_34: Yes, it is. Yeah. there are people in this industry who i won't name who get plastic surgery all the time and write it off or like a lot of conservative commentators spend a lot of money on botox and all this stuff and they say hey obtaining to your face your clothes uh makeup hannah all that stuff you can write off I told my mom that my mom's like, why would you do that? I'm like, why wouldn't I, I can afford to do it. And like, I, and like, she's like, yeah, but, um, you know, don't like you, whatever you're 42. I'm like, yeah, I'm 42. I like, so what I want to be able to like,

3:11:30
Unknown_25: at jeremy piven uh he look at elon before and after yeah kumia did it yeah really well for a lot of people i was like they're like you're so wealthy your hair grows back yeah but side note a lot of people in hollywood have done it and then now like people are just like open about it like who gives a why wouldn't i do it it's like 10 grand in a few years it's like yeah yeah it's uh

3:12:14
Unknown_02: So, it's just like a very perplexing thing to me. Because this guy has pledged poverty on multiple occasions, but he's also arrogant. Like, there is a very... I've mentioned this many times before, but it is like the most bizarre and perplexing thing. Where he, Wings of Redemption, Boogie, and Darkseid Phil, all fat guys who have this... Multiple personality that they switch between constantly, where they plead poverty and act like they need help, act like they need support. And then when you bully them for it, they flip and go, actually, no, my life is baller. They all do it. Like, especially Wings. He was the worst of this. But Boogie did it too, where... They would like he would say, oh, I got taxes. My life's falling apart. I can't afford anything anymore. I desperately need your help and your support. And then if you confronted them, like, actually, I own my house outright. Even if I go bankrupt, I can't lose my house. And, you know, that's a lot more than what other people have. I'm doing pretty good. All things considered. It's like they constantly it's like they simultaneously know they have to basically grovel for fucking money. and but at the same time they have so much of an ego that they can't allow themselves to actually just look poor so he has to like this guy it's and it's so frustrating because like again he's one of the only people people who's ever like accurately cited the kiwi farms for anything but then just acts like this continuously like this woman by the way hannah clare i think it is

3:13:26
Unknown_02: He's like his actual employee. And he has said on live, like, if we don't get enough subs, I got to fire Hannah Clare. She's fucking out. And then he talks about getting hair plugs and writing that off on taxes. He talks about buying planes, buying luxury vehicles, dabbling in luxury vehicles and storing them in warehouses and shit. And it's like... how do you have the audacity to beg people to keep your employees on payroll? Like if you had any integrity, the first thing that you would cut is your own, your own salary to keep your employees on, you know, and people respect that too. If you have a couple of employees and you take a hit for them, they're going to respect that as opposed to, um, doing whatever the fuck he's doing, where he makes sure that his, his money is coming in no matter what.

3:14:21
Unknown_02: It's just like ridiculous. As far as writing it off on taxes, fuck the IRS. Just write off everything on taxes.

Unknown_02: Like I care.

Unknown_02: Write off whatever the fuck he wants on taxes.

Unknown_34: Work okay. Yeah, that would probably work okay.

Unknown_24: I was always a last minute Halloween costume person myself. I was too.

3:15:02
Unknown_34: I was like, I'll go as Dolly Parton. Give me some balloons and I'll put them underneath my shirt, which I literally did one year when I was like 13. I should hire him.

Unknown_16: I'm going to get laid.

Unknown_02: Why do you have a Polaroid on her desk? I'm not hiring somebody who still uses Polaroid. That's mental. But okay.

Unknown_02: I just noticed this and I hate it. What the fuck is this logo? What is this quartering podcast logo? It looks like Like the microphone is like him soy jacking super hard and his eyes are like glossed over or like he's like possessed. You know what I mean? It's like the microphone stand looks like he's like soy jacking huge. And he's got like these weird bug eyes, like a bee, like a composite eye. You know what I mean? How like insects have composite eyes. He has like composite insect eyes and his mouth is like the biggest, whitest soy jack ever done ever.

3:15:40
Unknown_02: I really, I actually, I fucking despise that logo. I just noticed this.

Unknown_19: Okay.

Unknown_02: Sorry, Hannah Clare. I'm sorry that your job is at the behest of this fucking lunatic.

3:16:11
Unknown_02: I had nothing more to say about this. Should I regale you? What else do I remember from Keno Casino? There was the tire story. they uh p i will say this ppp doesn't seem to know how much tires cost tires are expensive they're not like a couple hundred dollars like several thousand dollars for tires okay i imagine if he has like like a luxury car i don't know this is i don't know for true is for sure is true um but i know tires are expensive and i know that i i would assume that if you bought like a ferrari or something you have to get like special ferrari tires i bet you those cost even more

3:16:54
Unknown_02: Maybe wheels on tires. No, tires are expensive, bro.

Unknown_02: You get like a full set of tires. Especially if they're like special tires.

Unknown_19: Tesla truck tire cost. Can you just get like... Holy shit!

Unknown_38: $5,000?

Unknown_38: Are you fucking kidding me?

Unknown_02: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_02: No, you don't have to get those. The 24-inch Tesla Cybertruck wheel is like $9,000 if you get the whole wheel, including the metal part. That's a lot of money. That's a lot.

3:17:26
Unknown_02: Yeah, those are luxury car tires. Yeah, fuck that.

Unknown_02: I'd be pissed off too. Here's how Hannah Clare can earn her keep. You got to go out and deliver those fucking tires, Hannah. You want to stay on payroll? Look, I got to save money here. I'll pay you your hourly wage of $10 an hour, but you got to drive out to South Dakota and pick up my fucking tires and deliver them. Those are expensive ass tires, Hannah. You want to keep your job right? Better get my fucking tires.

3:18:06
Unknown_02: Anyways.

Unknown_02: Now to talk about my favorite thing in the whole world chat. Le jambon.

Unknown_02: Mon romange.

Unknown_02: Ethan Ralph. As we can see, Ethan Ralph here.

Unknown_02: Very sleepy. Very sleepy. Very tired. Okay. What is le jambon up to? He is...

3:18:38
Unknown_02: He's having a bad week. Let me recap this for people who may not be in the know. In case you're a podcast listener and you haven't been able to listen to the last two weeks of podcasts because I'm fucking lazy. Ethan Ralph went to Flo Rida. And he went to Flo Rida because there was some box to smash. It has since come out in the weeks after that the box in question is a young lady named Dagger Pussy. Dagger Pussy did not come out of nowhere. She has been rotting in the gutter for a couple of years now. It started, as far as anybody can tell, With one of the guys from Come Town. I don't know his name, but apparently he's really gangly and gross. So her first star-fucking episode that anyone knows about is one of the guys from Stav. I don't know what Stav looks like. Let me look up a picture of him. Hold on. Oh my god! Are you for real? There's no way. Holy shit! Okay, I do have to show you this. What the f- Oh my god! I did not. I thought that was like his gun. I thought he like super zoomed you up on his gun. Why is this so unnecessarily high quality? Holy shit. Okay. So this is apparently Stav. Allegedly dagger pussy fucked Stav. Okay. So this was celebrity lay number one.

3:19:42
Unknown_02: Um, Then somehow she got involved with Nick Rakeda. She heard that Nick Rakeda was fucking around and she wanted to get in on that. So Dagger Pussy hooked up with Nick Rakeda. Now it's unknown if Nick Rakeda actually laid the Dagger Pussy or if she got into contact with him and was like, oh, I can't fuck with this girl. She's insane. But at some point, somehow Nick Rakeda I contacted a little-known podcaster called Mersh, who has a very small audience, I think. I think nobody listens to this guy. I think his podcast is called Nightwave Media. Honestly, I don't even know what sector or whatever, what sphere Mersh is in. I only know of him because of Ralph. But apparently, Nick Ricada somehow knew about Mersh.

3:20:53
Unknown_02: And Nick Ricada attempted to pawn off Dagger Pussy onto Mersh. So he went from Stav to Nick Ricada to Mersh, who I don't think I've ever shown on stream.

Unknown_19: Let me find a picture of this guy.

Unknown_19: Is this him?

Unknown_19: I think so.

Unknown_02: Yeah, this looks like him, I guess. He talks like this really grumbly voice. And I've never heard him say anything interesting. But he gets some, like, share time, I guess. So Nick Cricada tried to pawn off Dagger Pussy on Mersh. And, oh, yeah, the female cop thing. He, like, gassed himself live on air talking about a female cop while smoking. And he, like, almost passed out saying female cop. female cop, just like muttering to himself about female cop. So that's like his, his pinnacle moment. I don't think he's ever topped that. Porcelain did a documentary on him. I've never watched it. Um, I think there was an interview where Medicare and porcelain talked about Mersh together. And that's like more interesting than the documentary. According to some people, I've never watched any of that. I have no interest in this guy. I don't know where he came from.

3:21:59
Unknown_02: But the whole point of this segment is to say that Nick Ricada attempted to pawn off Dagger Pussy on Mersh. Mersh said no. This guy saw this woman and said no.

Unknown_02: I think it would help to have a picture of her. I showed her on stream before.

3:22:30
Unknown_02: But... I think the visual aid is necessary here because it's funny.

Unknown_19: Is this her?

Unknown_19: Yes.

Unknown_02: This is a picture that Ralph posted. So Nick Arcata attempted to pawn this off on Mersh and Mersh was like, uh, no. So then months later, okay. Months later after the fact, we then get to this part right here. Okay. Where

3:23:04
Unknown_19: Where's the Sleepy Ralph at? I want the Sleepy Ralph.

Unknown_02: No, that's not it. There it is. Where... Okay. I think I love Triangle now. Okay, so we have Merce over here. We got the Dagger Poussey in the middle. Then we got the Ethan Ralph. So Merce is... She's like, hey... you want a bang? I'm a clout chasing hoe. And then Merch was like, no, I do not want a bang. So Merch leaves, right? Then, she goes over to Ethan Ralph and is like, hey, you want a bang? I'm a clout chasing hoe. And then Ethan Ralph is like, of course, I like having sex because I'm a manly man. Then, Mersh tries to contact Ralph and be like, bro, that is some fucked up damaged hoe that you're with that tried to sleep with me, by the way. And then Ralph was like, how fucking dare you talk about my fine woman that way? I'm going to fucking kill you and ruin your life, Mersh. Which is the genesis of this conflict is that Ethan Ralph threatened him for simply trying to warn him, as a friend would do, about the dagger Poussey, okay? Now, Mersh has actively humiliated Ethan Ralph in this context because what Ralph was hoping to pass off as a huge win, like I'm still an internet famous celebrity, I'm pulling the hot young box to smash, has instead become an embarrassment where she is secondhand good so used that even the most lowly of the low, Mersh, said no thank you. And instead of simply accepting this information behind the scenes from Mersh in the kindly way that it was offered, Ethan Ralph has chimped the fuck out on him and has threatened to slit his throat, screaming at him, as I played before, until his voice cracks and he is brought to the sound of tears. Okay. Now, Dagger Poussey is gone and is suspected that she has dumped him. And this has caused some fallout because Nightwave, Mersh, has announced that they would be having a very special interview. Ralph is anticipating that this is the Dagger Poussey. And this should be happening today, I guess. I don't know if I want to send my viewers over to see Nightwave, but supposedly that's happening today. Here, instead of watching Mersh, After the stream, check out the Ralph thread, and then there's the Gunt chat. That'll be the funnier way to watch this interview. Hang out with Haru. Haru's lonely. All the sector people left for the boss man chat, and now it's mostly just Haru alone in the Gunt chat. Please join the Kiwi Farms, talk to Haru in the Gunt chat, and watch some Nightwave media with him, okay? Poor Haru. I feel so bad. He's never liked the Bossman content. Okay, so he's just been waiting for Ethan Ralph to do something interesting again. Now his wish is coming true.

3:25:37
Unknown_02: Anyways, so Ralph is having a proper pill stream. He's relapsed fully. He's admitted it. He's mumbling to himself. Now is the appropriate fucking time for me to talk about something that I mentioned at the beginning of the stream and never got around to. This song, hold up.

3:26:09
Unknown_02: This song is the fucking national anthem of fucking losers. If you hear anyone and they like this song, immediately disavow them and get them out of your life, okay? This song here is a red flag.

3:26:40
Unknown_02: I say I'm gonna lose.

Unknown_28: Gotta represent. Chasing shit.

Unknown_28: Red fucking flag.

Unknown_02: I've never heard anyone play this song that wasn't completely DJing out their fucking mind, okay? So, Ralph, of course, was playing this song on Rumble. He played it approximately 87 times. He played another song, by the way, that was like, I got no cocaine, call me, whatever. It was like La Tink's rap about cocaine and drug money and cartels and shit. He played that song about eight fucking times. Anyway, let's...

3:27:15
Unknown_02: He's real fucked up.

Unknown_02: It's like feeling his face. His face feels funny to touch because of the drugs.

3:27:51
Unknown_19: Barely able to keep his head up as he stares at his computer screen.

Unknown_19: Passing out. Hiccuping.

Unknown_02: Sentience is drifting from him.

Unknown_02: um where are the clips of this oh here we go i know this sounds gay uh but i actually liked her and so what this busted hoe that he slept with a single time he caught feelings for Can we rewind the song here? Mr. Future, can you please say the line?

3:28:31
Unknown_28: Ralph.

Unknown_02: Chase a chick, never chase a bitch, Ralph. What are you doing? You didn't listen to Mr. Future when he warned you about the Percocet and Molly Percocet, okay? Very bad.

Unknown_02: Poor exhibition here.

Unknown_14: He made it his mission to... break break break me and her up and I'm gonna make it my mission to fucking kill him that's what I'm gonna make it my mission and so because there was no reason for this whatsoever so you know what you he knows he knows her like I

3:29:26
Unknown_14: You know, maybe she aborted my baby. Like, I really don't care.

Unknown_14: You know, that's her choice, her body, her choice. But, like, I don't have.

Unknown_02: I don't know where that comes from.

Unknown_02: So if you don't know, and I cannot believe I have to explain this to some people.

Unknown_02: If you take Plan B, it is not an abortion. It simply stops the conception from happening by fucking with your – not yours, very specifically the woman's hormones. So if you take Plan B, you're not aborting anything. You're simply preventing conception. So I don't know if Ralph just doesn't know this and doesn't understand how Plan B works or – or if he's expecting that she at some point was impregnated and then had an abortion, or if he's just saying that because, like, whatever. I don't know what is being said here. I don't think Ethan Ralph does either.

3:30:05
Unknown_14: Oh, oh, are you on Team Merch? Look, this is what Team Merch looks like, by the way.

3:30:38
Unknown_14: Uh, so, um, if you...

Unknown_14: Really want it with me, Digger, who's too afraid to, you know, share his name. And that's fine. I don't understand that. But I will fucking goddamn slit your throat. So if you say one more, one more thing about me.

3:31:13
Unknown_19: Somebody in chat says that Plan B just stops the egg from implanting.

Unknown_02: That is incorrect. I don't know who told you that, but they are lying to you.

Unknown_14: But that was your fucking throne, what you bleed out. Poor Mersh. Motherfucker. The one before. So if you think, like, this is... Dude, this is not even top 10 in my...

Unknown_14: Whatever. And so if you want to do that, we can. I would rather do it where we could both make some money, but I don't give a fuck. I'll kill you and watch you bleed on the street, faggot. And so, I mean, but we won't make any money. That's the thing.

3:31:52
Unknown_14: Yeah, I'll kill you and fucking stab the fuck out of you right in the middle of the street. I don't think everybody under no... understands. I'm a criminal. I don't give a fuck. I'll kill you, bitch.

3:32:31
Unknown_14: I will... Or you... Or... You will kill me. One or the other. So... I don't care. Like, this whole life is gay.

Unknown_14: So, like, I don't care. But if you come at me, you better come with a knife.

3:33:03
Unknown_19: That's all I'm saying.

Unknown_19: I got back just in time for the clip to end.

Unknown_02: I'm so good at peeing in under two minutes now.

Unknown_02: Ralph pukes in his mouth.

Unknown_19: I just could not handle that.

Unknown_19: Concurse is a one, right? And so...

3:33:36
Unknown_19: My good sir, I always wash my hands. I'm very clean, sir.

Unknown_19: doesn't matter um after a good 50 seconds of computation like the little like you know when like the hard drive is like clicking back when they were actually spinning disk it's like you hear that and it computes does not matter i just can't handle the

3:34:33
Unknown_19: The situation, like, it's like... Okay, come on, Kurt.

Unknown_14: Kurt's maybe backed a lot.

Unknown_02: Percocet. Molly Percocet. Chase a chick.

Unknown_19: Never chase a bitch. There's something about...

Unknown_19: He's fucking zooted. I don't have a man.

3:35:16
Unknown_13: I guess. I don't want to live.

Unknown_19: Dude, his hiccups are so stereotypical.

Unknown_02: Whenever you like... I don't know what it is. It's like a meme from cartoons. When they have the XXX bottle of alcohol and they start hiccuping when they're drunk. It's funny, but you almost never hear it in real life. It's very seldom that someone starts hiccuping when they're so drunk. But when you do it yourself, you're drinking and you start hiccuping. You're like, oh, fuck. I should stop.

3:35:48
Unknown_02: Whoops. A little bit too much, I think.

Unknown_14: Yeah, right. So...

Unknown_14: I see 20 dislikes from fucking merch fans. Dude, merch.

Unknown_14: You know what? Merch started all this. And so, like, if you're mad about that, be mad about them.

3:36:32
Unknown_19: It's such a petty squabble.

Unknown_02: You know, if Ralph wasn't Ralph, I wouldn't care about this. I don't think. I'm just imagining. I don't know. Maybe I would. If there was like a Roblox streamer who streamed to like 300 people. And he was having a fight with another Roblox streamer. And I'd never heard of either of them. But one of them was like really drunk on kick, ranting about the other one. Would I play that? Would it be funny? Or is it just because this is Le Jambon that I've been like, ho, ho, premium content here, prime cut of content? Or is it just, is it like a bias? Or is it like a, is it just universal?

3:37:05
Unknown_19: It's so funny, guys.

Unknown_36: There's more, I think.

Unknown_02: Oh, God. 15 minutes. That's too long. Is there anything here that's...

3:37:42
Unknown_02: It's basically, it's just him ranting and playing and looping. He does the thing where he just says the same thing over and over again. And he's complaining.

Unknown_02: It's just archives of the streams. These are like a couple minutes each.

Unknown_02: Because he keeps like taking them down or whatever. 16 minutes. This one's only four. This is an entire stream that's only four minutes long. Let's see.

Unknown_13: I don't know. But...

Unknown_13: Well, here we go.

Unknown_03: Trifling horrors.

3:38:30
Unknown_14: That was the stream. Maybe, you know, maybe women. I didn't want that. I want trifling horrors, actually.

Unknown_14: What? You know, I...

Unknown_38: As a matter of fact, as a matter of fact, bitch, I don't want stability in my life. I invite chaos to come in at any opportunity. I don't feel alive unless there's some fucking psycho whore trying to fuck my whole life up on the internet. I can't even feel nothing unless I feel like my death is approaching imminently. My life is so vacuous that unless I'm in terrific fear for my existence and my very life and soul, I can't feel nothing at all. I love busted up hoes. Dagger pussy. Dagger Pussy, where are you? I need you. I haven't felt like this since the last one tried to fucking ruin me, Dagger Pussy. Please come back. Please come back. Otherwise, I just gotta fill the void with Trank. I'll make you famous, bitch. I'll make you famous.

3:39:06
Unknown_37: Thank you.

Unknown_02: Uh...

3:39:49
Unknown_02: This is like the next day and he's still threatening him. What's really shocking is that not only does he go on live and just do stupid shit and say stupid shit, he'll sleep off the alcohol, wake up, and then still be fucking angry and doing the same thing. So it's like whatever part of his functioning, continued existence, like whatever part of his brain strings along day between day is actually malicious and retarded itself. So it's not even just like the alcohol. It's like this is just him.

Unknown_14: Mersh, I don't know what you think you're doing, but I will tell you something. I've been married and, you know, it is what it is. But I think you thought you were going to marry this bitch. Well, I was never going to marry this bitch. Not in a million years. I'd rather cut my fucking cock off. And by God, she had a great time. Believe me. But regardless, what I'm telling you now is... You're fucking up. And she doesn't have heart for the fight, as Tupac said. And I, you know, whatever happens, happens from here. But you're a loser. Like, I don't know what to say. Like, what are you? You spent weeks calling me loser. Sloppy seconds. And now apparently you're taking my sloppy seconds. I don't care. I already fucked. I nutted. I don't give a fuck. But I will tell you one thing, Brixton Yorker. You're fucking with the wrong person. And anybody who knows... Can you imagine naming a daughter Brixton? What the fuck?

3:41:39
Unknown_02: That girl never had a chance. Never had a chance. Born into the world. Day one. Mama holding her daughter in her arms. The little girl that she's already spent nine months with, but has never seen before. Ten months, actually. But has never seen before. Says Brixton. That right there is a Brixton. Just fuck my whole life up. Thanks, mom.

Unknown_14: Me in this sector knows you're fucking with the wrong person. And so if you want to, you know, play a game, I love playing games. I'm a fucking gamer. As a matter of fact. Sorry, gamer. Think long and hard. I mean, there's nothing you have on me anyway.

3:42:14
Unknown_02: Dude, look at that filthy fucking table. Holy shit. Let me get the snipping tool out. I'm going to snib this. Hold up.

Unknown_02: Blow this up nice and big on my stream. Doing an Andy Worski here. I don't know how he does it. Andy has this tool that is like this excellent clipping thing that he does to zoom out. Look at this shit.

Unknown_37: Look at that.

3:42:46
Unknown_02: Look at that fucking room. See all that trash and shit? He's got like a laptop and then like his computer and then he's just got like all this shit everywhere. Probably got vomit and shit on that desk.

Unknown_14: I have everything on you. So I would think long and hard before I drive you not off the internet, but off the planet. So do what you want to do.

Unknown_14: I'm not going to say anything. Unfortunately, my electricity was fucked up today, but I will be back tomorrow. And if I even get a whiff, and I already have, by the way, if I even get a whiff of you running your cock-sucking, literally cock-sucking mouth about me, I will take you out along with Mersh. And so take that for what it's worth, you know. I'm sure you don't believe me, but if you knew the lore, which Merce does know the lore, and he doesn't care about you, and you know what? I don't give a fuck about your dumbass fucking whore ass now either. And you go to your psychiatrist, and you get your Zolot, and you get your fucking Adderall. You're a fucking head case, bitch. That's what I'm telling you right now. You're a fucking head case bitch. And if you think, by God, 11 years, if you think you can fuck with me, I goddamn promise you I will ruin your fucking life. So take that for what it's worth or.

3:44:10
Unknown_02: You know, if you ever go up to D.C. and like stop in rural Virginia and you look at people like at gas stations and shit, you see the Ralph phenotype. There is definitely like a Ralph phenotype. And it's up in Kentucky and Virginia. And you see these people and you're like, damn, bro, you could be a Ralph. You could be a Ralph Amale. It's like a very specific kind of person.

3:44:46
Unknown_02: Anyways, I don't know why he even cares. Like, why do you care what happens anymore, bro? You're already maximally humiliated. You have absolutely nothing to preserve about yourself or your identity. How do you give a fuck? Just, like, invite Mersh to, like, Gangbanger or something, you know? Like, just do whatever the fuck you... Why do you care? You might as well pick up the nastiest, sloppiest fucking hoe that you could possibly find and just be like, yeah, you know, my life's a fucking train wreck, but it's not getting any better either. Nothing is ever going to make my life any better. I might as well, you know, just do whatever the fuck I want. And instead he's like, whatever. Trying to scare people off. Okay, I don't know what this is either, but I queued it up.

3:45:24
Unknown_14: They wanted to turn me back into the old me. By the way, like squirting, do people know what that is? Well, you know, I tried to have a like small lick at the squirting pussy, but it tasted like piss. I don't know what to tell you.

3:45:59
Unknown_38: It is pee.

Unknown_02: don't fall for the memes that's p that's all it is that's p listen young men's fall for the memes it is just p there's no such if you think squirt exists if your hentai cartoons have a squirting tag i hate to break it to you it's just pp there's no magic squirt anyone saying wrong is coping and seething okay

3:46:32
Unknown_19: I think that's it.

Unknown_19: Did I miss anything? Let's see.

Unknown_19: No.

Unknown_19: No, I didn't.

Unknown_02: Let's wrap it up, chat. All right. We're going to go green mode here. We're going to go green mode.

Unknown_02: Do I have any final thoughts? Ralph, just fucking do whatever the fuck, man. I don't understand the anger, all this emotional bandwidth being dedicated. You don't have any image to preserve, buddy. Who are you trying to impress still? Who do you think watches the Ralph Amandels? That's an upstanding young man right there. That guy right there, his shit's together. He knows what he's talking about. He knows what he's talking about.

3:47:03
Unknown_02: And I want to hear what he says, but, oh, my God, I hope he doesn't get into any scandal. Like, there doesn't exist scandal anymore. Like, the things that used to get people in trouble in the sector back in the day, like flagging shit or, like, their nudes coming out, like, all that has happened to Ralph. So there's, like, no more... There's nothing that can happen. You might as well just enjoy being a pig in shit.

3:47:38
Unknown_02: Might as well enjoy the Dagger Poussey and the Merce drama instead of, like, threatening to kill people like a retard.

Unknown_19: Okay.

Unknown_02: Let's discuss things, chat.

Unknown_02: Hopefully everything worked. Let me check to make sure. Oh, I do see the YouTube super chats. Okay, hopefully everything went through fine this time. Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10.15 says, glorious Kiwi emperor. After the last pill stream, I'm starting to wonder if Ralph dies, what will happen to his body? I think you might have to drive down to Merida and put his ashes into a bottle of Maker's Mark. I will claim the body, I promise you.

3:48:13
Unknown_02: Don't you worry about it. Lil Sleepy for 1030 says, I appreciate your unreasonable tenacity, but taking some time off may be in order. Also, please continue to promote the self-sufficiency board. It's a neat place. Yes, join the self-sufficiency board. Right now we're on lockdown, but if you email me very nicely, if you super chat me even and provide receipts, I will give you an invite. I'm planning on adding away... to invite yourself through crypto. The issue right now, as I mentioned, is that we have a gay pedophile who's trying to sneak onto the board to like cause problems. So I'm just kind of keeping it on lockdown until I can implement a new capture system. Um, but that's just like, there's no way around it. I just have to like put the site security up first. Um, and then I'll try to dabble in things. So.

3:48:48
Unknown_02: um yeah i'll probably take december off sneeto for one says it do be like that mr no it sure do dox found for five says it do be like that mr moon it sure do brez burridge for one says watching tommy robinson debase himself in israel has me believing your anglo theory i'm telling you there's something wrong with them ballistic characteristic for 20 says have a good weekend dude thank you very much you too appreciate it peen wienerstein for two says tardy and transsexual not even true

3:49:39
Unknown_02: Haramberger for two says test because Rumble shit the bed last week. It does work. I promise.

Unknown_02: Now Scott five or five says in the pipe five by five. Thank you. I appreciate it. Qualidante for 10 says, because AI is trained on publicly available writing and it made the news, all future AI will know that AI wants to rape Will Stancil. We call this phenomenon Stancil's Basilisk.

Unknown_02: That's stupid as fuck.

Unknown_02: Thank you. Actually, Grok denies that he even did that. So it doesn't work if they can have plausible deniability.

3:50:17
Unknown_02: Thank you. Awaken3445 says, I have so far acquired a shotgun, just a Mossger, with heat guard and a U.S. compliant version of the AKA Century Arms VSK and a bar mace. I think bear mace is what he means. A couple pieces of rebar welded together pretty much. Oh, like an actual mace. Okay, I understand. Good job.

Unknown_02: I don't know why you just don't get like a regular gun, but okay. And I'm working on my CPL. A buddy of mine has a Ruger. I'm going to buy off him. Good choice.

3:50:48
Unknown_02: Heart beats drum for $20. It says Maddie stream on my birthday, 38 today. And nothing beats laughing at retards on the uppercase. I internet along with chat. Love the streams. Josh, take care. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Happy birthday.

Unknown_02: Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, I do indeed be like that mushroom man. It sure do. It sure do. Thank you. Bunker Housing for 5 says, Reporting for consummate of content, not brains. Well, you're one of the lucky ones. Some are not so fortunate.

Unknown_02: Ace of Spads for 20 says, Buying a really fat pizza on me to make sure your brain doesn't decrease more. That's not in the cards today. However, today is an eating day, so I will be eating. Thank you.

3:51:24
Unknown_02: Bunker Housing for three says, what a fucking way to store crypto money. I know. Tell me about it.

Unknown_02: I think it's a way to bypass crypto KYC or whatever.

Unknown_02: Unkind Naysayer for two says, it do be like that, Mr. Dillon. It sure do. Indomitable for five says, it do be like that, Mr. Moonpie. It sure do. Thank you. Silouan for $100 says, Josh gets a 50K kickbomb without asking for one and doesn't even call PPP and Andy poor and broke. Sad. I don't know if this is like the equivalent of a 50K kickbomb, but when this came in, it confused the fuck out of me. But thank you very much. I appreciate it.

3:52:06
Unknown_02: Lilanthia for 10 says, Working in IT is abysmal. Thanks, Josh. Orthodox emoji ham jam. It sure is. It sure is. Thank you.

Unknown_02: Alfred Hulen Goodberg for $50 says, thank you for preaching the way of the positive poly. It's all in your head. And sometimes even I need to be reminded of it. It's a continuous struggle to be positive.

3:52:37
Unknown_02: Thank you. John for two says, does Bossman have any expensive CS skins left? I don't think so. He's going to be really disappointed when he gets out and he's lost all his net worth.

Unknown_02: I heard that the men of Al-Zut are very well endowed and are sexually voracious, but I don't know what happened to the Prophet Muhammad. Pajit's bust upon him.

3:53:08
Unknown_02: I'm Guy Naysayer for two says, do you eat pizza with your hands or a knife and fork? Which hand do you wipe with? Hand pictures? No hand pictures. I'm not telling you that. And I eat with my hands because I'm not a savage.

Unknown_02: Always Mr. No for five says, Steam officially has a higher kill count than the farms.

Unknown_02: It's true. Thank you. The Uncredited for one says, Josh, you need a shot of B12. You know it's true. i take vitamins i don't know if i need a shot of anything baldo pegans for five says look at you monetizing your site like low techs keep it up you're gonna be popping pills and box wine and beating wives and girlfriends in no time we can only hope we can only hope thank you uh this chair watts for two says will you accept farm goods for kiwi farms payment not yet one day i'd like to take silver though i have to figure out a way

3:54:00
Unknown_02: I don't believe that.

Unknown_02: The excuse that they're giving that AI is replacing jobs is just a facade to hire more Indians. There is no calculation of efficacy in any of this. They're hiring just as many Indians, if not more, Because they're not actually downsizing at all. They're simply firing Americans. So I don't believe that's true.

Unknown_02: If you need a programmer to handle a code base, let's say that your job is on a small team of three people, and all you do, your entire job on the YouTube system, Is to make sure that the like button on comments works. Like I'm sure there's a guy. And he's just the comment guy. And his job is to make sure that comments work. And he has a team of people. And one guy is just like the expert at comments. Like that guy is still going to do his job with AI. You're not going to fire that guy. And have to train somebody else on how to use.

3:54:48
Unknown_02: Like how to develop the comment system. And if they do by the way. If they are. their systems are going to fail. If they're continually replacing their developers who know how shit works with people who don't know how shit works, they're going to collapse. And maybe that's true. Maybe it will collapse. But I'll tell you this. If you don't understand how something works, you cannot use AI to develop it. If you don't understand how the system works, you can't just simply sit down with AI and continue to develop it. You have to understand how it works. So if you don't understand how it works, and you try to use AI to replace shit, you're going to break everything. So you still need people that know what they're doing.

3:55:22
Unknown_02: Dong Wizard for five says, you're fat. You're disgusting. I hate you. Here's $5. Thank you. TP Deluxe for five says, Josh, third annual Guess the Number Trick or Treaters contest, upping the price to $300 this year. Last year was $137. Oh, God. Is this like Price is Right rules? What are the rules for this? You don't give me the rules. I'm going to say...

3:55:56
Unknown_02: I don't know. I don't know your neighborhood. I'm going to say 100, even, because it's not the end of COVID or whatever, so you won't get less.

Unknown_02: Porglack, for once, has followed up on the television. I was wrong about his autogenophilia. However, he is trying to trick Chinese and Indian men into fucking him. It's almost a heterosexual relationship in terms of. No, it is not.

3:56:28
Unknown_02: David, S877 for 25 says, I've canceled my Netflix subscription. So with money I've saved, I'm sending you the same amount I usually do. Based. Everything by Netflix fucking sucks. There's actually, there's such a clear distinction in quality between episodes of Black Mirror made before Netflix bought it and episodes made after it. And in particular, um, like for instance in season seven the first episode is like white people tragedy torture episode i don't want to spoil it but it's like really tragic and then the second one is is like black woman is literally gifted keys to the universe and it's it's like if you see white people you know it's going to be a well-developed thoughtful plot with like a like an interesting um uh interesting basis like an interesting idea and if it's black people you know it's going to be slop and it's just like so obvious um so whenever so it's like like conditioning me i see black people on my screen i'm like oh this one's gonna fucking suck and it's only because they can't make bad things happen to black people crispy legs forever for 10 says happy friday thank you you too Doug S for three says, heads up, the story about Amazon AWS CEO claiming that 75% of the code they pushed to production is done by AI was a joke by Per DeWolf. Elon reposted it because he gets duped all the time. That's my fault for trusting Elon.

3:57:24
Unknown_02: He's a fucking retard. I've come to hate Elon. he's such a self aggrandizing cocksucker. There's literally not a single thing that dumb fuck has ever said that he did not stand to immediately profit from. And it's so tiring. It's like, how is there ever going to be any unity on the right? If you are ultra competitive and trying to kneecap absolutely everybody around you, the Mac user seven, five, one for five says Emily Lucas for a stream interview. She's going to podcast smaller than this one with a simple reach out. Um,

3:58:21
Unknown_02: For various reasons, it is not a good idea for that to happen.

Unknown_02: In particular, no, I don't want to say that. It's a bad idea. I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say to me. I apologize. Okay, I know what this is.

3:59:07
Unknown_19: No, I've seen those. I even liked it, you see.

Unknown_02: Brandon Herrera with a fully automatic rifle, just taking a little shootsy-doodle out of a helicopter. Very nice.

Unknown_19: Um...

Unknown_02: It's the worst smell in the world. They're the worst smelling things in the entire fucking world. I don't know how they managed to accomplish it, but it is the worst smelling fucking... It is suffocating. I despise it. I hate being near them. It's way worse than black people. Black people smell like cocoa butter, okay? Yeah. They have like a, they have like a black people smell to it. Just like how they say like white people smell like boiled hot dogs or whatever. Jeets fucking stink. There's no way around it.

3:59:41
Unknown_02: Hurrah murder for two says don't reprogram your parents to be even more retarded. Kung pow. We have purposely trained him wrong as a joke.

4:00:15
Unknown_02: I don't know what that means, but don't do that. There goes a low tax for one says, do we know how much money boss man lost because of the market crash? I thought he had a bunch of CS skins. He's going to be so sad when he gets a deal. I know it's my fault too. Hopefully he doesn't kill himself. I don't have an exact calculation, but probably a lot.

Unknown_02: Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator, pretends as glorious Kiwi emperor. Bullets for our Kiwi god. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate all the bullets.

Unknown_02: Jdjhoodie for 20 says, Josh, have you seen the Amazing Atheist best take on the internet yet?

Unknown_37: Okay, let's see it.

4:00:50
Unknown_19: Sign in to confirm your age. Oh, I fucking hate Nomahan so fucking much.

Unknown_12: So the talkback question today, at least the first one, why is atheism on the rise in America? Joining me now to discuss this are William Lane Craig, the founder of reasonablefaith.org, Reverend Markel Hutchins, a civil and human rights activist, and T.J. Kirk, who calls himself the amazing atheist. Welcome to all of you.

Unknown_38: Nice try, guy.

Unknown_02: Neil Mahan said, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not going to do that. He got cucked. Nice try, though. Thank you. Bunker Housing for three says, one day you're going to be on Tim Pool's show, and we do not want any chonkers there, so keep it up.

4:01:22
Unknown_02: Are you a fan of Tim Pool? Is that a pro-Tim Pool super chat? That's very rare. Light Rose for one says, your weight has three digits. Fat, I know. I need to properly take the Eugenia Cooney pill. Sneedo, for one, says, Michael Obama made school lunches even worse. And then he says, because of her, they took out the soda and snack vending machines and replaced it with diet vending machines. Gross.

4:01:55
Unknown_02: I need my Coke Zero. I need my Ruffles.

Unknown_02: Internet Archeavelli, for one, says, White House official Kiwi Farms account went. I know. I need my fucking gray checkmark on the Kiwi Farms Twitter account. I'm Dima do for five says do squats and hip hinges for legs. The glutes are the largest muscle in the body consuming the most calories or highest ROI. If you want to increase muscle mass also means increased BMR. Good luck. Thank you. I appreciate it. Drewby8242 says, Afternoon, Josh. How do you feel about cauliflower as a substitute for rice and potatoes to lower carbon take? Cauliflower rice is awesome. It's actually really good. They sell it rice already in frozen food sections, and it's great. I like cauliflower. It's very easy to make. It's super tasty. If you use a vinegar-based hot sauce, I like it.

4:02:28
Unknown_02: Um, Pete Winterson produces never understood why people like cereal. It looks and tastes like human dog shit. And it's not that bad. Uh, it's just like, it's just sugar is the thing. Like you eat fruity pebbles. Like people think that when they sit down and have Cheerios, they're having a healthy, nutritious breakfast. It's like got 32 grams of real fiber and, uh, and you know, whole wheat grain. And it's got 15% of your vitamin D. Or vitamin B. And it's like, that's not impressive. Just have some fucking yogurt. Just have yogurt. It's less calories. It's more filling. It's got protein in it, which you need for long-term energy. And it's got more nutrition as well. Take a fucking multi and some yogurt.

4:03:04
Unknown_02: Motherfucker, stop spamming the fucking chat. I literally asked what... You are like a degenerate furry... chronic masturbator and i ask one thing of you don't spam my fucking chat and you can't do that that's why you're banned from the forum because you keep spamming shit simple instructions buddy uh okay next agent tech support for 10 says it do be like that mr moon pie you sure do thank you It's true. I'm sorry.

4:03:41
Unknown_02: You're a fucking Luddite. You see the torch of fire brought to you by Prometheus to make your job easier, your life better, and you're like... uh actually uh i like things the way they were before in total and complete darkness matter of fact it's like oh it's too fucking bad motherfucker we're lighting this fucking torch up if you want to go sit outside in the darkness go for it bish scene feeding for one says useful clip for future indian content let's see um it is a man who has a bunch of men bent over and he's beating them with a stick

4:05:03
Unknown_02: And they're in India. They're like kneeled over. Oh, God. He's like killing this guy. I'm not showing this dude. He's like just killing somebody.

Unknown_02: Um, it's Nino for one says, can you buy ammo with EBT main? You can, if you liquidate the Cola, somebody said that the easiest way to convert EBT into, um, cash is to buy, uh, Coca-Cola. Cause you can just spend your entire EBT car on Coke. And then you sell it to vending companies who will apparently will just buy it from you for cash. And then you use the money to buy bullets.

4:05:41
Unknown_19: Um,

Unknown_19: Nefarious Creature for 20 says... Massive props on the weight loss.

Unknown_02: I still vividly remember when you started and got super pissed by all the people trying to scream diet advice at you. Good times. No, it was not good times. I don't know why... There is no diet advice. I don't need... People send me shit about how... like everything about how I needed like a colonic. There was some guy who sent me this long post about how I need to watch my gut health. It's just like every possible fucking combination. It's like, it's, it's literally calories in calories out. You want to know how I did it? I took Microsoft Excel. If I ate something, it went into the spreadsheet. If it was too much for that day, I stopped eating. I would drink. Here's how I did it. Ready? After I hit my limit, I would fill up a water bottle, and I would chug that shit until I'm physically ill, until I could not possibly fit any more matter into my stomach. And that's how I got rid of my appetite, by just gorging on water every time I was hungry. And it works. That's it. You've got to limit the calories and drink water until you're physically sick.

4:06:45
Unknown_02: Oh, yeah. Thank you. What work boots? I guess that one woman did have work boots, huh? I should. That's a good idea.

Unknown_38: Thank you very much.

Unknown_02: There's no fucking lorries in there, bro. They got to hook that shit up. It's white people food. It's white people food. They ain't got no sneezing. They ain't got no sneezing. No lorries.

4:07:18
Unknown_02: Shit, man.

Unknown_02: Can't eat that. Can't survive off that plain ass shit. The fucking tea and crumpet ass motherfuckers. What are the lorries?

Unknown_02: Kadoo for five says Publix allowed open carrying their stories just this month. Did they see the writing on the wall?

Unknown_02: That's funny as fuck. Really? I mean, it is Publix is unique as a store because it's a, it's a co-op. It's an employee-owned store. So if it is popular in the South, they probably voted on it and said, hell yeah, I want my gun rights because it's owned by the employees.

4:07:51
Unknown_02: Judy Tester for three says, I don't like black people. Interesting perspective. Borrello Furman for one says, nothing. Thank you very much. Annette Archivelli for one says, Mr. Duncan Trussell, the Joshua Moon filter turned off. Please be careful. Joe Rogan ain't going to like this Groid rant.

Unknown_02: who the fuck is duncan trussell prairie dog for 25 says it has been glorious shopping at costco and public since the shutdown 90 white people even walmart is nicer i hope the shutdown lasts forever by the way the trainer that dm'd you on twitter okay you probably shouldn't have said that because at some point i showed my dms so everyone forget that prairie dog said that okay thank you very much i'm glad that your costco experience is better

4:08:47
Unknown_02: Oh, Duncan Trussell was the lunatic from, okay, I remember, from Kurt. I remember his name off the top of my head.

Unknown_02: Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, white people ain't even seasoned they skin and shit for the black people to eat like they chitlins. That's fucking disgusting. Thank you. Dark Western for five says, congratulations on your weight loss. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. So Mulligan two for five says, here's life in Baltimore, courtesy of Brown movie, Bob clone, Corey and N O Tato of buzzer blog. Then there is a Kiwi farm sling. Very reputable.

4:09:26
Unknown_02: It appears to be a gay nigga twerking.

Unknown_02: Fascinating. Why did they do that? Why did they all block the street? It's like a universal thing that's built into them, hardwired.

Unknown_02: It's like they really just enjoy imposing themselves in a way that cannot be ignored. More than one-third goes to taxes. Since the government prints money to keep this going, this deflates your currency, stealing even more. I talked about this before. Inflation. They could theoretically just completely abolish all forms of tax and increase inflation to compensate. But they have to maintain this facade. And the thing is, when they grant themselves more revenue, like by using inflation to avoid increasing taxes... Like, it gives them money that they can never turn off. They can never turn off that revenue stream. They can only increase it until something breaks.

4:10:01
Unknown_02: Have you read Vandalizing Ireland? Or you have to read Vandalizing Ireland. It dropped days before the latest immigrant rape of a child. Ireland is the perfect microcosm of the West. The author is the same guy that did the peer-reviewed study on Antifa's deep ties with journos.

4:10:36
Unknown_02: If you post it in the Maddie thread, I'll read it.

Unknown_02: K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k. If someone posts like a clip of Rakeda, I'm like, no, I'm not listening to this. He just sounds like a guy who's tasted his own cum and loves it.

4:11:11
Unknown_16: Game of skaters. And the better man wins.

Unknown_02: What the fuck is this?

Unknown_16: I just have to do my warm up. That looks more like Keemstar.

Unknown_03: I guess he does.

Unknown_02: He has like that Daniel Larson phenotype. I see it.

Unknown_02: Being Wienerstein pretends as EBT Americans will never know the satisfaction of making it to the end of the work week. For them, every day is the weekend. What a wretched hell.

Unknown_02: What is this?

Unknown_29: Happy Friday afternoon. Now we've done it. We've got to the end of the week. We have locked up our warehouse. We have parked up our vans. We have logged off our computers. And I've quickly popped into my favourite local pub for a cheeky pint of beer. And look, a little bit of early dinner because the wife, I love her dearly, but her cooking ain't that great. A stunning beef and ale pie, a bit of mashed potatoes, baked beans in a pot, which I think is wrong, but it's hand anyway, and of course a bit of gravy, and you know me, I never look when I pour, because I am the absolute governor. Now listen guys, hope you had a great week, keep on smashing life, keep giving it 110%, and don't go home until you're proud. And listen, cheers to you all, you deserve it. Abosh!

4:12:16
Unknown_02: This may be the best British man to ever live. This guy, this guy is just like brimming with positive poly. And the thing is, you know, that when you have someone this positive poly, this is a secret. This is a dark secret, chat. Every glowing positive poly has that darkness in them where they've seen the other side and they're overcompensating, chat. This man has seen some shit before. But he's going to go out there and encourage the common man and pour the gravy and drink the beer and have a bosh, as it is. But that's because he can only appreciate Positive Polly so much because he has seen the depths of the darkness, Chet.

4:12:56
Unknown_02: Koli Dante for 20 says, Josh, trying to white knight lesbians is like rolling Amberlynn up a hill. You're going to get to the top and she rolls back down to the bottom and crushes her girlfriend. Was that my fault or her fault? Thank you. Octavia Sales Rep for 20 says, Josh Moon is a skinny queen who didn't do nothing and he is not a fiender. Finally, chat. Jesus, I've been waiting for the recognition my entire fucking life and I'm finally getting it. Thank you. Thank you.

4:13:39
Unknown_02: Bunker Housing for three says, Emily Ucas versus Aniza Joma. Who would win?

Unknown_02: I mean, Aniza does training, right? I don't know. Emily Ucas got that fucking schizo energy in here. I don't want to get into a fight with her.

Unknown_02: Humble Guardsman for one says, you're gay, LOL. Thank you.

Unknown_02: It's going up there for 20 says, Jim must have been devastated when he heard his handmade hat wasn't delivered to Kershie.

Unknown_02: Is this like a story? I don't know the fucking lore on this. Did he make like... Is this like a joke? I don't understand. Thank you. GoingUpDavid20 says, You didn't believe that a man was so enamored with James Stefani Sterling that he offered to carry her bags. But now you realize that man was Gaida. It all makes sense. It's true. When he realized the dark secret that Niana Banana, his Oshie, was actually James Stefani Sterling. The Stardust. He simply bit his tongue and appreciated her for her feminine energy.

4:14:10
Unknown_02: Thank you.

4:14:49
Unknown_02: There is no such thing as rock bottom. You can always dig a little bit deeper. Sneeda standing for five says that Shainsburg is so fucking autistic. Oh my God. He literally does a CWC stress site. Yeah. He's fat and annoying. And he has that thing where you just look at him and you just know you suck. I'm not going to like you. You suck. Nobody can stand to be around you. And I got to get the fuck away from you.

Unknown_02: Anonymous for 164 says, I warned you last week, Joshua, denying the legitimacy of Israel as a state will not be an option for you much longer. Side with the terrorists and you get treated like one. This week, it was your database. Soon it will be your ex-account. Tread lightly. It was just the Git thing. In case you don't know, when I was moving the files, I left behind the .git repository. So someone gained access to old config files that were not live. But it gave me a fucking panic attack because I had to lock everything down and change the credentials. And I asked the the remote s3 like did anybody log into this using this key and they're like no so thank god but it did scare the shit out of me um only i was replaced by a top level jitsa with the ai he would not have made such a mistake haramberger for two says i saw your meltdown in the anisa thread about the beauty parlor people being a problem in general are you over it is everything good now kiddo Dude, I'm so frustrated. I just wish people would give me a fucking break every so often. I feel like I think that I have under I overestimated the severity of the problem, but I was pretty fucking annoyed. Awaken 34 for T says the quartering Winston grift like DSP, but he's missing the secret sauce. I know he didn't buy the premium quality mayonnaise that had the the body to it as opposed to the tang.

4:16:10
Unknown_02: Awaken 34 for one says, let's not forget the quartering got sucker punched by a tranny at an event and it got banned, then said it was justified. Okay. Awaken 35. I had not heard that, by the way. Awaken 34 for five says, also off topic, but Quarter Pounder. God, this dude hates quartering. Reminded me Tim Pool tried to suing a porn game called Subverse. Off the name and lost outright and nearly killed his career in the process.

4:16:44
Unknown_02: Yeah, I think even Ben Garrison, he tried to sue...

Unknown_02: Some guy that made like a Dilbert, Dick Burt, like parody. And this is like forgotten lore because of everything else that happened to after him. But he, he got real fucking pissed about the Dick Burt memes.

4:17:18
Unknown_02: Rich went pasta for 12. So let's put this towards a nice set of studded tires for the coming winter. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. Tires are expensive, you know, but you don't really need tires in Florida. It doesn't snow in Florida.

Unknown_02: so i guess i'll put in the tire fund i guess but you don't really need to you don't really need to switch out the tires down here bro awaken 34 for one says do you ever wonder if ralph is trained to skinwalk boogie and that's why he acquired a similar child bride no that thought has never crossed my mind Ballot Tree video one for 10 says, a few streams ago, you read some article about dogs and a breed called a dachshund was mentioned. You did okay pronouncing it, but you will be happy to know it's actually pronounced dachshund. Is that true? Is that how it's pronounced? I don't think so. Thank you. Rich Wet Pasta for six says, I have enjoyed the JPEG PNG puppetry as recurring theme over the course of this episode. Look, sometimes I just get a little bit more hyped up and inspired some days. Okay.

4:17:55
Unknown_02: Thank you. PurrPurr's subscribed for a month. Thank you. I should use this opportunity to check the other subscriptions, by the way. Because I don't think it shows me. If you did subscribe on Rumble or whatever the fuck, I appreciate it. I know some guy dropped, like, a big sub bomb or whatever the fuck. I appreciate that. Is there anything big on Kik? MeowMeowing, Dave, 10 subs. Kudu, 5 subs. And Joshin's ShipFick for 3 subs. Is there a way to see my Kiks? Can I like filter by channel engagement? I can.

4:18:30
Unknown_02: I see a lot. How much is like a dollar in kicks?

4:19:03
Unknown_02: This guy apparently, according to kick gave me a 1000 kick thing for 928 weeks ago, which I don't think is accurate.

Unknown_02: Um,

Unknown_02: Four hours ago, I got 500 from I'm Work saying I'm dented. How much is a dollar in kicks? A hundred. So if it's 500, you gave me get fucked retard for 500 kicks, which is $5. And then the other guy gave me $10 in kicks from 928 weeks ago. That feels like a rendering error. Okay, I will integrate the kicks. Actually...

4:19:35
Unknown_02: Real quick. Oh, maybe I can find this inside the history. No, I can't.

Unknown_02: I have to dig out the JSON for this.

Unknown_02: Actually, let me do this live because I need this so I can integrate it. I need this so I can integrate it. Can somebody send me a... Where the fuck is the WebSocket at?

4:20:17
Unknown_19: Oh, there it is. Okay.

Unknown_02: Someone do a super chat with a message or a kick with a message. I will super mega read it out. I need like a special, I need like the actual message attached to it though.

Unknown_02: I don't think it counts.

Unknown_19: Where's the socket at? There it is.

Unknown_19: Okay, if someone gives me a message thingy with the kicks, I would appreciate that.

4:20:51
Unknown_02: And I'll look at the JSON in a second.

Unknown_02: All right. Yeah, I am at it again. Trust me, bro. It's a test. It's a test.

Unknown_02: RCRA6945 says, If you have the time, if you feel confident in yourself, you should do a face reveal with the casino on your canal for Halloween. I bet you look very scary. I don't think I will, but thank you. MMA sucks. Copen's need for five says women are like bongs, except you pack the top with food and then hit the pipe down below with the high beats cannabis. And it lasts for like three seconds, depending on the fuel you add. Yeah. Uh, gross.

4:21:24
Unknown_02: We're here for five is in the pipe. Five, five, five, five. Thank you. AnimeSucksCopenScene41 says, you also played the Perkz song and are quoted. This song is so great. Also new is Ska Wirt was a low IQ fetish. Sad, isn't it? Ska Wirt is a, yeah, it is a low IQ fetish. Bunker Housing for four says, it do be like that, Mr. Noon, at Bunker Housing. Thank you. It do be like that. ZBD for five says, nice stream. Thank you. I appreciate it. Brain Bucket for five says, for mangosteen juice or whatever, that shit low tech. It was mangosteen juice. I appreciate it. I'll get some mangosteen juice. Anime Sucks, Cope, and Sneed for one says, rip legal drip. Why the fuck do you like legal drip so much, bro? The former best user of the kiwifarms.net TMC all rights reserved a locale LLC property.

4:21:58
Unknown_02: AboutTree500145 says, Congrats on the weight loss, bro. Glad to see you stacking some Ws. If you keep the momentum going and land a hot GF, hopefully you are smart enough to keep it secret because the world you operate in would sabotage you. Now, bro, I've been told that the very first thing I would ever do in a relationship is broadcast that shit to the fucking world to epically own Ethan Ralph or some retarded shit. The president of Nintendo for five says, the thing with Imaru was just a misunderstanding. The guy thought he was at a Pokemon tournament. Enjoy prison, kiddo. Ah, that explains it. He thought it was a free-for-all. Those Pokemon tournaments are basically like orgies. So, I understand.

4:22:34
Unknown_02: The president of Nintendo... Oh, wait, I read that. Anime sucks, cope, and sneed. For once, it's just in case you skipped my chat, our... IP LittleDrip, the best user. I already fucking read this. BrokeMan45 says, you should get a 3D printer and go to the gun buyback private. Great idea. AsusBeds45 says, behave like an idiot online if you want. We'll all laugh and not care. Just don't spam that shit. How hard can it be? I know, bro. I know. Snido41 says, hey Josh, have you seen that Keno Casino clip of Hasan meeting one of his tranny fans? Also, Hasan wipes his hand after shaking the tranny's hand. LOL. I have not, actually. I apologize. And Lasergator42 says, congrats on the weight loss. Do you like Gypsy Crusader? I like some of the clips I see of him, but I'm not like a fan. I'm not like actively pursuing his content or the fuck.

4:23:08
Unknown_02: Okay, someone actually did give me a kick. So I see this.

4:23:42
Unknown_02: I see the JSON for this. Why is this like this? Kick gifted sub. Happy Friday. And then rage quit. Okay, hold up. Let me get my notepad out.

Unknown_02: It sends two messages. One with the event ID kicks gifted. And then another one for kicks gifted transaction. That is very bizarre. I don't know why it's like that.

Unknown_02: Okay. Thank you. Um, formerly Chucks. All right. That should be all. I appreciate everybody and the super chats and the super berries, uh, subscribe to the gum road. Now they're in a government.com. Also man, the internet. Look, it's like, I don't know if you prefer if you use rumble, um, have a great weekend. Thanks for watching. This song is an unusual song for me, chat. Not usually my thing, but it was requested of me and I didn't have a better idea, so I went with it. This song, sorry to say, this song is from India, but I think it's a real banger.

4:24:49
Unknown_02: It's called Delivery. Delivery.

Unknown_02: It's a song from India. Okay.

Unknown_02: It's in Pujambi. And it's a song that many of you will find relatable, chat. It is about going to the United States, becoming a trucker, and sabotaging the United States economy from the inside out. I hope you enjoy. Take it easy.

Unknown_19: Bye-bye.

4:25:23
Unknown_22: Thank you. Thank you.

Unknown_22: Soura, my daddy is worried about you. He doesn't care about you at all. Tell me if you have any issues. Otherwise, I won't let you talk to me. Look at me, I drive in Canada. I want to get you married. Look at me, I drive in America. I want to get you married.

4:26:00
Unknown_26: I have a very bad name, brother-in-law. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing. I am accused of stealing.

4:26:54
Unknown_22: foreign

Unknown_22: Pani dek rezi jaye gabru Saak ki te haathon na langal ye LA vich kar da driveri Rishta karan wa tenu saaye Amerika vich kar da driveri Rishta karan wa tenu saaye Ik ik week poora karening waad de Dal rande laal chajran hoge parde Ik ik week poora karening waad de Dal rande laal chajran hoge parde

4:27:45
Unknown_26: They will not give time to the family. If they have to fight, then tell them.

Unknown_22: No, he is literally rapping about going to the United States and getting an H1D.

4:28:24
Unknown_02: That's the whole plot. His wife is like, if you want to marry him, you must go get the job. So he becomes a truck driver in the United States. And that's why he has all these Punjabi guys with Sikhs.

Unknown_02: So he's thinking about how much money he's making in the U.S. just driving a fucking truck. He's like, oh, I'm now married because I am so rich. I take American money. I'm laughing at white people.

4:29:03
Unknown_26: ....

Unknown_22: .

4:29:34
Unknown_26: Thank you.