Black Moon for Gothic Badboys – Mad at the Internet 2025-08-22

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Unknown_08: Oh, there's no fucking sound. God fucking damn it.

Unknown_08: That's right. Oh, you know what? I know what it is.

Unknown_08: One second, chat. I had it all set up and I still fucked it up.

Unknown_08: Blame my grief, chat. Blame my grief.

0:01:44
Unknown_15: But, like, yeah, man.

Unknown_15: I can't show you this.

Unknown_15: Times have changed, and times have changed. Here I come, but I ain't the same. I'm all coming home. Times gone by, it seems to be. Could have been a better friend to me. Oh, I'm coming home.

0:02:17
Unknown_15: You took me in and you drove me out. Yeah, you had me in the tide, yeah. Lost in my land, turned around by the fire in your eyes. You made me cry. To be right, I could be wrong.

Unknown_15: It's so bad, it's been so long. Mama, I'm coming home. Little fish from the other boat.

0:02:52
Unknown_15: I'm gonna take this heart that was gotten In your face a hundred times And every day I fall I don't care about the sun

0:04:32
Unknown_15: You took me in and you drove me out, yet you had me in the tide, too.

Unknown_18: Locked in, bound, and turned around by the fire in your eyes. I've seen your face a thousand times.

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Unknown_15: I do apologize if my voice cracks while singing.

Unknown_27: So, if you have not heard the news somehow, King Cobra JFS has died overnight. He was found this morning by his father, Clint, and he was found already stiff. So at some point overnight in his sleep, he did die. This was... He was already... He was already... People were on high alert because he had made... The last video he had made, I should explain, was pretty sad. I suppose I'll just play it. He's describing what symptoms he's feeling. So this is the last video. He published it to Facebook. I'll let him explain what is going on.

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Unknown_15: I feel like shit, Facebook.

Unknown_15: It hurts to lay down.

Unknown_15: Been up all night puking and pooping.

Unknown_15: Oh man, I feel like shit.

Unknown_15: I'm hot, I'm sweaty, I'm clammy, my stomach hurts.

0:06:54
Unknown_15: Been up all night puking and using the bathroom.

Unknown_15: But I will push through this.

Unknown_15: Oh, it hurts. It hurts to breathe. Fucking my stomach.

Unknown_15: My stomach hurts.

Unknown_27: He did get taken to the hospital, and his father visited him there, but there wasn't... I don't think there was anything that could be done already at that point. He was already in organ failure.

0:07:32
Unknown_27: There was a couple theories that were posited. And I should explain, I haven't talked about Cobra in a while because he's basically been in a continuous alcoholic malaise for probably the last year, maybe even longer. And it was not...

Unknown_27: When Ozzy Osbourne died recently, it was really obviously hard on him to the point where people in the thread were very concerned because he was taking it pretty rough. If you don't know, Ozzy is his favorite artist of all time.

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Unknown_27: He did not handle that really well. And he had been drinking more often than usual after Ozzy died. So when he published this video, people thought, oh, he's probably an organ failure. He needs to go to the hospital. And people were listening to the police dispatch and they heard a call go out to his home. I'll play that dispatch here. I think if we just skip to 50 seconds or so.

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Unknown_27: It's just audio in case you're wondering.

Unknown_05: Completely stiff, and he is not breathing.

Unknown_05: Can you tell us the number? Plot 27.

Unknown_05: Copy. What's attack channel further calling for us?

Unknown_05: The attack channel 5.

Unknown_27: So someone picked up that overnight.

Unknown_27: The police codes called for a coroner, not for the ambulance. So when the police arrived, they didn't bother to do any kind of resuscitation because he had already been dead for a while. And it was obvious there was no point. So they called for the coroner. There will be an autopsy to specifically identify his cause of death. A popular theory that had been floated by some people is that his ex-girlfriend NAL, also known as the Bog Witch, a truly horrific, despicable person who tormented Cobes and then stalked him after they broke up, sent him a quote-unquote care package that contained lily seeds. And the specific lily that she had sent seeds from are a very poisonous species that if you ingest enough of their poison, you can die. So unfortunately, a lot of the symptoms for lily seed poisoning are very common. It's just like fatigue, shortness of breath, diarrhea, stomach pain.

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Unknown_27: So he complained about those things in his video, but if it's just organ failure from alcoholism or if he was actually poisoned by something that she sent him, that will have to be determined by the coroner and the... the yet-to-be-conducted autopsy. There was some speculation if the call was actually for him. However, his father published a video address. I will not play the video address because it is very, very, very sad. There's no... Like, it's just depressing. If you want to watch it, it's currently featured on the Kiwi Farms. I also tweeted a link out to it if you're interested, but it is pretty gut-wrenching. He obviously loved his son, and it's very difficult. So, the most likely culprit outside of NAL and that kind of conspiracy theory is just alcohol. And Kobes didn't have much money, so he didn't get to buy alcohol all that much. But have no fear, Reddit is here. As I mentioned, Reddit subreddits are completely unhinged and are actually dangerous. And the main reason for this is that Reddit...

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Unknown_27: is if Reddit and people who consider themselves progressive enough to post on Reddit have a moral code, and that moral code is be a good heckin' person. That's the main thing that a Redditor strives to be. Now, what is a good heckin' person? Well, it's whatever they say they are. And therefore a bad person is everybody that doesn't fit into this narrow guideline. When the Kiwi Farms was quite young, we would have people on the Kiwi Farms who would deliberate on if it was fair to troll Chris. And... I remember quite early on, without having any precedent, I just felt like this was objectively the most correct position. I just said, look, you don't have to justify making fun of people on the internet. And if you feel bad about what you're doing, you shouldn't do it. That's your gut telling you that you're doing something wrong. You don't have to cope about it and say, well, he said the N-word and he was a homophobic in the mid-2000s. Therefore, it's okay to torment Chris forever and ever. That kind of... lofty moralizing justification for making fun of somebody. That's... If you honestly feel bad about what you're doing, you shouldn't do it. Redditors took the opposite approach to this, and they believe that what they do is... some sort of objectively correct crusade that picks up where the justice system lets down. So if someone is homophobic or racist, therefore they can call CPS on their families, they can SWAT them, they can do whatever, get them fired from their jobs. In the case of Cobes, after his lizard disappeared and To be clear, it probably was something that Cobes did. He probably did open the door or something because I think he let the lizard walk around. So he opened the door, went out for a smoke, forgot to close it. The lizard got out and disappeared. And it's like he's mentally handicapped. So stuff like that is going to happen. But Reddit, that's very unwholesome, small chungus. And therefore, Cobes is no longer a good person. He is an animal killer. And animal killers are pretty high up there on the bad people list. So therefore, every single thing that they could possibly think of doing to cobes is henceforth justified. That would obviously never fly on the kiwi farms because we take a completely different approach. But on Reddit, where you can kind of... ferret away and pretend to be holier than thou, then you can do whatever the fuck you want. So Redditors have been sending Everclear by the gallon using DoorDash. Cobes is an alcoholic and generally very low IQ with low impulse control, so when a bottle of Everclear shows up at his door, well, that's just a fun night. So they would send him cheap liquor, they would send him Everclear, DoorDash would deliver it because it was paid for, And then Cobes would just show his ID, and what do you know, he's got a fifth of Everclear to drink that night. So he was legit just guzzling Everclear, which if you don't know, it's a famous brand of liquor in the United States. It is 180 proof. That means it is 90% pure alcohol. It is almost pure ethanol.

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Unknown_27: It is generally used for mixing drinks, alcohol. like fruity drinks and stuff, and supposed to be watered down. The idea is that you have this extremely pure alcoholic beverage that you can use to add alcohol to drinks without adding a flavor to drinks. But if you're a severe alcoholic like Cobes, that's just called a shot. So he... basically was guzzling free Everclear. And if it is determined to be organ failure by alcohol, there has got to be some kind of vicarious liability for that.

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Unknown_27: I would love it if the people, because they're sending it by DoorDash, so they're IDing themselves, they're putting in their credit card information. That can be traced back, and it should be. I want to know who it was that was spending money on DoorDash to send a mentally handicapped alcoholic bottles of Everclear every night until he literally died from alcohol poisoning. I want to know who that was, and I want to see bad things happen to them. Because surely, if it's not a criminal law that's on the book, that is definitely some kind of negligence. That's definitely some kind of wrongful death lawsuit. I think they should be tied up in civil litigation until the day they fucking die, because that's what they deserve. So I hope that subpoenas are issued and the people that were doing that were found out. I know that homeboy Clint is in a pretty bad headspace right now. He basically said, don't contact me, don't do anything. So people trying to give him advice are not welcomed at the moment.

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Unknown_27: He doesn't want anything to do with any of the internet shit, and he never has, really, but I think that he should start getting subpoenas out.

Unknown_27: I think that the Wyoming Attorney General should look into it, because one of their residents died as a result of people maliciously sending him Everclear to drink to death.

Unknown_27: He wasn't a fully put-together mind, so he was particularly vulnerable to that.

Unknown_27: Um...

Unknown_27: I don't think there's anything else I want to say about that. It is sad. It's very... And it's sad on like a...

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Unknown_27: kind of like a broader perspective as well, where it's like, Cobes is one of those people that's been around for a very long time. Like if you just go to his thread and you look at the first page, you have a timeline of somebody who was very young all the way up to somebody who looked really ragged in the last couple of weeks. So he's been around for forever. And we have like his high school videos all the way to like his last videos that he published where he was about to die. He represents a kind of continuity in regards to old school locale content that's on the forum. He's one of the very few threads up until today that had the OG just green locale tag because he wasn't like H3H3. He wasn't iDubbbz. He wasn't Ethan Ralph or whatever. He was like proper... OG, like this is a silly person on the internet who is extremely unashamed of who they are and puts out content on the internet that people laugh at. And there's not many of those left. There's really not too many of those left.

0:17:33
Unknown_27: It's like saying something that's kind of nostalgic in a way. Kind of like when you get news about AOL closing or

0:18:13
Unknown_27: Stuff of that nature, like things that you remember going away. It's sort of like, well... There wasn't much of that left, and now there's less.

Unknown_08: That said...

Unknown_27: As I mentioned, I think that homeboy Clint should sue.

Unknown_27: And February of next year is the 13th anniversary of the Kiwi Farms. And I've been considering for a while what to do. I was very heavily leaning already towards the silver coin. And if homeboy Clint would authorize me, I would mint the King Cobra JFS coin, and I believe that half of the net profits could go to him, and I would be more than happy if the net profits of that went to fund litigation against the people that were door-dashing him Everclear. So that is my offer on the table. I'm not going to contact him. I would ask that other people don't contact him about this in the immediate time, but In a couple months, as things progress, if he wants to reach out and organize something like that, I would be more than happy. I'll probably message him myself at some point. But if, for whatever reason, opportunity presents itself and you're able to present that offer on my behalf when it's more appropriate, feel free to. My email is pretty public.

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Unknown_27: So that's my...

Unknown_27: That's my thoughts about that in total. I don't want to, I was, I was hesitant to mention the silver coin thing like now, cause it's like, it feels very avaricious, but, um, like I said, if he needs to crowd, like I already had a couple ideas of what to do, but if he wants to crowdfund litigation off of proceeds from that, I'm more than happy to provide. I think people would be a big, big fan of that. So, um,

0:20:09
Unknown_27: Don't message Clint. I'll message him myself later on. But if something happens and he talks to people, he can relay that for me.

Unknown_08: OK.

Unknown_27: I have two videos to play of OG Cobra content that was suggested to me.

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Unknown_27: I mean, they can use the money for whatever they want, just to be clear. If they want to just use it for funeral expenses or whatever, I don't care. They can choose not to sue if they don't want to. But suing people takes a lot of money. So if they want to do that, just to be clear, they can use it for whatever they want. That's just an offer. But circumstances given, that's my proposition, at least.

Unknown_27: So what I have is two pieces of OG Cobra content about... About five to ten minutes of it.

Unknown_27: And we'll watch that. And then I don't know what I'll do. In October of every year, I do locale streams. I like to do streams about people whose story is basically over. I already did a stream on Cobra is the thing.

0:21:16
Unknown_27: So if I just did a stream on him from where I last talked about him to now, it would be really depressing. It would be really nasty. So I don't know if I'll do another stream on him again or if I'll talk about somebody else. But for right now, let's just take a gander. I think I played these videos during the last time I talked about Cobra, but we'll play them again.

0:21:48
Unknown_15: You know what I'm saying? It's life, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Oh, this guy.

Unknown_14: I've got Avatar. Holy shit. My skin's all blue from the black air dye.

Unknown_07: Oh, look, the blue skin clashes so horribly with my tainted teeth.

Unknown_14: Oh, how fucking... You know, when I think about this, a very profound thing about Cobra and his visage was that he had a lazy eye.

0:22:26
Unknown_27: And I don't know if this sounds mean or not, but I'm thinking if we do a coin in profile, do you use his right side or his left side? The lazy eye.

Unknown_27: Food for thought, Chet.

Unknown_14: Lovely. How fucking lovely. Of course, it wasn't much of a mustache there to begin with, but yeah. Oh, well. For a bowl of laughs, I guess.

Unknown_14: If they ask, why is your skin blue, Josh? I'd like... I thought I'd come for a dozen Avatar. I'm part Avatar, you know. Yeah, why are you one of those funky looking dragons to work? Yeah, that'd definitely save me on transportation. Right? Right. Holy crap. I look like shit.

0:23:09
Unknown_14: This is highly amusing, actually. Well, I look silly, don't I? I forgot the context of this.

Unknown_27: I was sat here like, wait, why is he blue? And I think that what he's doing is he was dyeing his hair like super jet black, if I remember correctly. I don't know if he was trying to do it blue or if it's like a really, really dark black that just so happens to be like blue ink or whatever. But as he dyed his hair, it got all over the fucking place because he didn't use a towel or whatever. So this is the result.

0:23:42
Unknown_14: Ugh. Get me a camo filterless. So tomorrow our hours work till 5 to 1.

Unknown_15: I'll go into the courthouse tomorrow and pay my ticket off.

Unknown_15: So, yeah. So, I made a couple of mistakes today, but, you know, it could be worse, like I said. So, it's interesting to see that the thumbnail of this video.

Unknown_14: He dyed his eyebrows, too. What the fuck happened to King Cobra?

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Unknown_27: Oh, yeah, he did. He tries to dye his eyebrows. And I think he also tried to dye his facial hair. And then I feel like he had the bright idea of like, let's dye my chest and shoulder hair as well. It kind of looks very deliberate, like how he had like extra dyes. So he's like, you know what? You know what, Tubes? I'm going to dye the chest hair jet fucking black. I'm going to get like an Ozzy Osbourne chest hair going on there. Gothic chest hair.

Unknown_14: Lord. But if anything, this video at least gives you a good laugh and helps you appreciate life a little bit more.

0:24:54
Unknown_15: Like I said, it could be worse. Is being blue and also smoking a cigarette all you need to do to be French?

Unknown_14: NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAN

0:25:44
Unknown_14: I look so fucking stupid right now. Oh, my fucking god. Oh, man. Oh, I look horrible. I mean, I should have my chest hair black, too, and I'll look really stupid. I'll look like I have blue boobs or some shit.

Unknown_14: Blue boobs!

Unknown_15: Oh, Jesus Christ, man. But at least my hair's black, so deeper. I better wash this shirt off and get in the shower. So until then, I'll see you guys later. Until then, this is KingCobraJFS in the video, and I'll catch you cool dudes later. Catch you cool cobras later. I'll see you guys later. Thanks for watching.

0:26:18
Unknown_27: If you haven't seen stuff like this from Cobra before, you need to watch the stream that I did on him. Because I went back and I watched all of his super old classic content. He's not just a strange dude who ate really bad food on camera and drank a lot. Back in the day, he had a little posse of friends. And I want to say that he was interested in... Making videos. I think it was one of those people that had an interest in film or something. I know that there was a documentary that was made by him. And the documentary about Cobra is really, really good. It was just some weird guy and he wanted to do a little indie documentary. And it just has the vibe of like...

0:26:53
Unknown_27: you're just shadowing some kids in the middle of fucking nowhere who are like mall gods. You know what I mean? And they had like these strange vibes to them. And it almost feels like,

Unknown_27: like an indie film of like of when they like deliberately set a film in like 1990s like kansas and it's like dusty and dry and everyone has like a weird napoleon dynamite sense of humor and it's just like everyone's a little bit weird but it's like super wholesome it has that kind of vibe but it's it's totally real life it was in casper wyoming and cobes is walking along train tracks and some of it and it's just like it's just good vibes man it's good vibes

0:27:50
Unknown_27: So you can watch that as well. I would highly recommend that documentary. It's in this thread somewhere, probably in the OP. That's a good watch if you don't want to watch me, which I can understand. This is more recent. I want to say this was 2016. So this is even further back. I want to say this is like 2014, maybe even earlier. This is 2016. I got to clean my stove.

Unknown_15: God damn it.

Unknown_15: I'm sick of dropping shit. you know, but it'll get cooked off in the fryer, so.

0:28:29
Unknown_15: All right, got all your french fries.

Unknown_15: And as you can see, that's bubbling.

Unknown_15: So what we're gonna do is just, yeah, we're gonna, I would just dump these in here, but I don't want the grease to splatter, so. That looks dirty. The next step is just... So, little known fact about me.

Unknown_27: I used to work at a restaurant in Destin called the Whataburger. And I was the fry guy. I was actually really... I don't mean to brag, but I worked at one of the busiest restaurants in the entire country. We did $4,000 hours during spring break. And I could bus... two baskets full of fries into perfectly packed little mediums ready to go. I could dump and salt and scoop with one hand, my right, and I had a way of unfolding the packets with my left hand. All the different sizes, I had a different technique. I was the only person that could master this art. So... I was the fry guy dedicated, so I was good enough to bash him out fast enough to keep up with the man. And as a result, I happened to know what clean cooking oil looks like, and I happened to know what dirty cooking oil looks like. And my expert opinion, given my year of experience, is that this is fucking dirty as shit, and you should not be putting anything into this, especially not potatoes. He wants nice and crispy and golden brown, chap.

0:29:46
Unknown_15: is just drop him in there like that.

Unknown_15: Eh, fuck it.

Unknown_27: It's honestly a miracle he didn't die in a house fire. Oh my god, no! It is, ugh, no!

Unknown_28: Holy shit!

Unknown_28: Don't blow on it! Don't blow on it!

0:30:27
Unknown_15: God damn it!

Unknown_28: Don't blow on this! Fire! Fire! Don't blow!

Unknown_16: Stop.

Unknown_15: Fuck my life, YouTube. I need salt.

Unknown_27: I need salt. Yeah, we're... Is he, like, putting salt inside of it? What?

0:30:59
Unknown_27: Oh, is he making, like, a... Like, a protective circle out of salt? Or is he trying to, like, smother it with salt? That might just be a protective circle, Chad.

Unknown_06: I don't think he was trying to smother it.

Unknown_27: Yeah.

Unknown_27: yeah i think it's a 50 50 chance that he was trying to smother it or he was trying to put a protective salt circle around the fire so it wouldn't spread but i mean as far as spells go that's pretty effective if you accidentally smother the fire while putting your protective circle down then you just think it was a really good spell right whatever works uh who am i to judge all right that's cobes um

0:31:53
Unknown_27: This was on very short notice. I woke up, and I just got the message, Cobes is dead. I'm like, no fucking way. So I just tried to find some clips to put together last second.

Unknown_27: Obviously, you can't do it justice. The man's been around for 10 years, and he had a whole story arc going on, multiple people coming and going. How could you possibly... Pay tribute to that in a couple hours.

Unknown_27: As I said, the thread is super active right now. People commiserating and sharing their favorite moments. And you are more than welcome to participate or read along with that if you really want to. And as I said, I'm open to talking to Clint at any point in the future. Preferably before the end of the year so we can get something going if he's interested in that.

0:32:24
Unknown_27: Alright, let's try to be... positive poly moving forward and I'll talk about some of the funny stuff hopefully lighten up a little bit we are going to talk about the news as I do usually at the start of every stream and to do that we're going to need a news hamster however the news hamster is not feeling too good today he's also he's also commiserating chat so we have a sad news hamster and I don't have too much actually we kind of do have news

0:33:11
Unknown_27: So as I mentioned last stream, there were some Kiwi creations to talk about, one of which is the UK crime map, which you can find at migrantcrime.org. He has a thread in the, I think, Internet Technology Board. True. So if you're in the UK and you're interested in tracking migrant crime, he has a whole cool little website set up with all sorts of different incidents reports from, I think, news or anything. Yeah. Yep, seems to be from the news. So if you want to track migrant crime in the UK, here you go. A product of the Kiwi Farms, as it were.

Unknown_27: There is a lawsuit filed against Minecraft because when Minecraft sold the game to Microsoft, Microsoft suddenly wanted to switch all people who had Mojang accounts over to Microsoft accounts so they could track you and then eventually try to sell you game servers and stuff. Replace the whole game with, instead of the Java version, the Bedrock version, which is a Microsoft Store thing that you have to pay to host your own servers, and it's just a gigantic piece of shit. So everybody fucking hates Microsoft, and everybody still plays the Java version, much to their chagrin.

0:34:13
Unknown_27: And, if you would like to get even with Microsoft, well, good news. A very conniving, feisty lawyer figured out that when... Microsoft consolidated Mojang accounts into Microsoft accounts, they didn't warn you that the terms of service for your account was changing, that you would no longer be held to Mojang terms of service, you would be held to Microsoft terms of service. Wild chat, not telling your customers that the terms of service are changing when you do a merger like that is a civil offense. And so a lawyer is starting a class action lawsuit for all people who had Mojang accounts that transfer their accounts over to Microsoft because Microsoft has violated your rights. So there is a website that you can go to. It's on kianbrose.com slash form. And that is the lawyer suing. So if you want to enroll in this and get updates and claim to be a part of this affected class, you may do so at that site. So I will definitely be participating. I feel that my rights were infringed when I lost my beloved Mojang account. And shockingly, I was not told that the terms of services would be updated. And I read those. So I need compensation. I need a $20 gift card. Okay.

0:35:32
Unknown_27: I feel like everybody on the planet Earth is a part of this class, Jim, just to be clear.

Unknown_27: Marty O'Donnell, who is the composer for the Halo game series, is running for Congress.

Unknown_27: He put together this very silly video about how politicians are liars. So I guess we'll just play through this and watch a minute of it. Again, this is the composer for Halo. He's running for Congress in Nevada. You're a Nevada voter. I think Nevada elects its one congressman at large. I'm pretty sure. They're one of those states that has two senators and one congressman, so they have a congressman at large. I'm pretty sure. I could be wrong, but I'll see what his video says.

0:36:06
Unknown_26: Hey, everybody. Marty here with a story, a story you probably already know.

Unknown_26: Once upon a time, there was a farmer and his wife. They had a goose, and the goose laid eggs. One day, the goose laid a solid gold egg. The farmer and his wife sold it for a lot of money and got filthy rich.

0:36:40
Unknown_26: Then they waited for the next golden egg. It took too long, and they got impatient, decided to cut open the goose to get all the rest of the golden eggs. And what they got was a dead goose.

Unknown_26: The end.

Unknown_26: The traditional moral of the story, don't be greedy. My moral of the story, if you want more golden eggs, be nice to the goose.

Unknown_26: Also, don't mistake the golden egg for the goose that laid it.

0:37:15
Unknown_27: This is a very strange campaign ad.

Unknown_26: So what is the golden egg in our country? Who is the goose? And what does this have to do with our government? The goose is all the working people, middle class families, and small businesses. That's me, Chet. He's talking about me. He's talking directly to me. And healthy communities in every corner of this land.

Unknown_26: The federal government has mistaken the golden egg for the goose. They focus on being nice to the money supply. Big banks, big business, big unions, big whatever. And expect those things to create more golden eggs. And that's where we find ourselves today. Since 2000... Okay, Marty, I have a suggestion for you, buddy.

0:37:47
Unknown_27: Scrap all that goose talk. Fuck the goose. Here's your campaign. We're going to buck break Stripe. We're going to arrest the Collison brothers and have them extradited from Ireland. And we're going to deport all the Jeets, all 55 million of them. They're all gone. I think that is a winning strategy. I wish you luck, Marty.

Unknown_27: Apparently Nevada has four representatives. I'm not sure which district in particular he's running for. Let's see if it says it on his profile.

0:38:21
Unknown_27: He's running for Congress again. He does not say which district he's running from, so I can't tell you. But he needs to revise that. He needs to scrap that and just go, look, we're getting rid of the Jeets. All right.

Unknown_27: Speaking of the Jeets, I have a whole Jeet section lined up.

Unknown_27: I received a nice email from Kraken, which is one of the only custodies I haven't been banned from. I've been banned from Coinbase for about 10 years. I got banned from Uplift. I got banned from Gemini.

Unknown_27: Kraken was the last one holding, and thankfully they were one of the only ones that allowed you to onboard and offboard XMR, which I am a big fan of. As many of the people in the XMR chat don't know system know, I never forget to read my XMR chats, especially not when Fintard said they'd be $150 last week, and I just completely forgot to read them. Never happens, because I'm such a big proponent of Monero. Anyways, Kraken sent me a message, and they said, uh hello joshua we regret to inform you that we have closed our kraken account for security reasons we are unable to provide you the reason why you will be open unable to open another account and we cannot discuss this matter further we apologize for this inconvenience regards pajit kraken support so uh fuck you fuck you and go fuck yourself nice letter nice and concise i'll give him credit no no no messing around uh just go fuck yourself So I did the only thing that I know how to do. I chimped out. I broke out my brand-new sheet of SpongeBob stamps, and I wrote Senator Ashley Moody, Representative Aaron Bean, Senator Rick Scott, the U.S. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, Customer Assistance Group, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, Office of the Investor Education Advocacy, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau... and the Small Business Administration's Office of the Inspector General. And I sent them all out, and you might think, Josh, you're wasting your time. You're just blowing in the wind right now. Well, here's a nice message from Kraken's CEO, Ajin Sethi, who says, This should be fixed. Let us know if you have any issues. What we provide is a utility and, in many cases, a human fundamental right. If you have any other issues with you or anyone, please send it to us as soon as possible. So I now have my Kraken account back. Now, what I don't have is an explanation for why it was banned to begin with. So I will be listening and waiting, SARS, to see if it is ever actually explained to me. Because it is a fascinating moral line there. I would just love to know.

0:40:59
Unknown_27: So always chimp chat is the moral of the story. Always chimp. I'm juke.

Unknown_27: The goose is loose? We just slaughtered the goose, unfortunately.

Unknown_27: Next. Many people have seen this, but let's get angry again. This happened in Flo Rida, so Josh Moon most affected. Here we have two good sahs. One of them reading about how to kill all the Christians who live in... Oh, he's not holding a book. It's actually just like his... I don't know what the fuck that is. It's just like a, like a card or something. So they're just driving around in Florida as you do. And Oh gosh, darn it. The American highway system. I can't read any of these signs. My dashboard GPS told me that I missed my exit. Um, shocks the next exits in like 20 miles and I get paid per delivery and not by the miles. So I guess I got to get off on the next X. No, we're actually, we're going to do a U-turn here in the middle of the highway. Let's see how that goes out.

0:41:33
Unknown_27: Yeah, just do a nice little U-ey right here. Oh, shit. A family of three. Two white children and a mother completely fucking dead because they crashed into the side of the SUV. Let's check out how the Jeets are feeling about murdering three people, two children.

0:42:06
Unknown_27: Um, God, no. I can't believe I missed that exit, he thinks to himself. I sure would love some curry right now. I wonder if my wife and her 15 relatives got that remittance check I sent back to India. Maybe.

Unknown_27: And yeah, in case you're wondering, that's not a joke. It was a mother and two children. They're all fucking dead. The Florida Highway Safety and Motor Vehicle Department put out a statewide release about the illegal U-turn truck driver arrested for vehicular homicide. His name is, let's see here, a criminal arrest warrant, Hajinder Singh. Hajinder Singh for three counts of vehicular homicide. Does it say the victims? Because I think there's a nice picture of them. It's really sad. It is literally like a white family was just completely fucking obliterated from the face of the earth because this Pajit couldn't wait 20 minutes to do a U-turn or rather to do a turnaround at a junction at the next exit. So what happened is that there was an authorized personnel only, like a police traffic stop where they set up their speed cameras and stuff and just eat donuts and play Doom on their laptops while waiting for somebody to drive past really fast. He tried to do a U-turn through one of those, which is from the right lane. Let's take a look at this. You can see on the back. So he's in the right lane. And he says, ah, shit, I need to make this turn, Sa. So he turns from the right lane across the left lane into the unauthorized personnel area and has completely blocked the traffic. Like, this is how you would block the cars if you were trying to set up a barricade. And it killed three people. Shit, man. Gosh darn it. Let me put this in the park. This fucking idiot. They ran into my semi-truck. You know, this is the kind of traffic that happens every fucking day. You know why he's not fazed by this? A year ago, when he was in Sakthi Pujahar, the most sacred region of India, he saw this accident happen eight times a day, every day, his entire life. And this is just like, it's your fault for not checking to see if I was turning from the right lane without the blinker saw. So it's just like, ugh. You know, just another day on the road. You know how it is. No concern for human life, because that's just how they are. The American Truckers. By the way, this is A-T-U Truckers. A-T-U Truckers. This is an excellent Twitter account. I have been following them for months. They have been signaling the imminent fucking demise of the American logistics system because of H-1B CDL drivers. They've been blowing the horn. I've been retweeting them. I've been trying to promote them. But they've been talking about this for like as long as I've been back on Twitter. And they barely ever get any interactions on any of their fucking tweets. But they've been on it. They're OG. They care about the issues. They're truckers. They represent truckers. And most of their tweets get like a dozen likes or whatever. And then finally, people have noticed that the highways are unsafe. It was one of the first things I noticed, by the way. I remember when I landed in D.C. and I rented a car and I was driving around. I even posted a picture on Twitter of I was driving next to a semi truck that legit just had like the Hindu symbol. It's like this scribble. So it's just like all the truckers. And I see them every time I pull over at like a gas station or something. I just see a guy with a fucking turbine filling up the diesel on his truck. And it's like, are you trying to pretend that we don't have people willing to drive trucks in the United States? Are you trying to pretend for real that we don't have the human capital in the United States of America to drive pickup trucks? And are you trying to pretend... That we are not about to just automate delivering by pickup truck anyways. That there's not like eight different companies competing to make CDL driving a thing of the past anyways. That we absolutely urgently need to import 55 million H-1B CDL drivers to make up the shortage. No other way. We can't just wait this shit out. We can't just pay people more money. No. Okay.

0:46:18
Unknown_27: So American Trucker says that the State Department has freezed all work visas for commercial truck drivers. So everybody who has been pending or wanted to apply from India or anywhere in the world to come drive a truck in the United States as a commercial driver, their applications have been frozen and they're not accepting any new ones. So now all the trucking companies in the United States have no choice but to hire American. Which is a huge win, obviously. The American truckers, guys, they couldn't be fucking happier with that news. Senator Marco Rubio confirmed this and said, Effective immediately, we are pausing all issuance of worker visas for commercial truck drivers. The increasing number of foreign drivers operating large tractor trailer trucks on the United States roads is endangering American lives and undercutting the livelihoods of American truckers. I don't even have a slide for this, but the department, NHTSA, conducted a... The Department of Transportation, I think, NHTSA, they did a test. So if there's ever a commercial driver license crash... The Department of Transportation comes in and conducts a competency survey to find out who's at fault. I guess kind of like how if there's ever an airplane incident or near miss, they do a really rigorous investigation. This is kind of like a mini version of that for the roads when it comes to commercial drivers. So they conducted a field interview with this guy after the accident. He could recognize two of the 12 signs. So he had a competency of two of 12 when it comes to identifying American road signs. And he failed the English exam. So he can't fucking read. And if you're European, you should know that our road signs are not like European signs.

0:48:00
Unknown_27: If you've ever driven in Europe, you would know that almost all signs in Europe have no text whatsoever because it's a multilingual continent. So drivers driving from Latvia to Spain are going to see many different languages, but they're all going to see the same road signs. The U.S., we're not so creative. We don't have perfect iconography for all of our signs. Half of our signs are all text, so... You'll see a stop sign, but it says only on, except for going right. Or you'll see generally in the United States, you can make a turn on a red light if you're going right. But oftentimes they have a sign that says no turn on red. And if you can't read English, you can't read no turn on red. And then you're going to create hazardous driving conditions. If you're driving around the DC metropolitan area, by the way, they have enormous signs taller than two people standing on each other that span the entire width of a four lane highway that explained very precise rules that only apply during certain days, during certain times of the days for certain drivers, maybe sometimes car pullers. And there's no fancy icons for this. You can either read that fucking sign or you're going to be really confused and people are going to be honking at you pretty violently. So there is, um,

0:49:12
Unknown_27: A lot of reading to do on the road in the United States because we have some very interesting infrastructure and it requires understanding of how to navigate it that can't be explained through arrows and glyphs and other things like that. So if you can't read, you're not going to be a good driver. And the fact that there are people driving at all, like they shouldn't just go after this guy. Here we go. Here's the lieutenant governor of Florida manhandling this fucking murderer who wiped out a family for him to be, I think, arrested. I don't know if they're going to deport him. I think they're charging him with vehicular homicide. So I guess he's going to jail. So here we have this guy, by the way. Let's take another look. Hear him smug, doesn't give a shit. Ho, ho, three white people dead. Who gives a shit? Happens in India all the time. And now we got a little bit more of a... meek posture and demeanor here, Chad, as Lieutenant Governor Collins is hauling him off. I suppose he fled the state or something if they had to fly him in.

0:50:20
Unknown_27: Yeah, please help me, Sa. There's no help coming, Sa. Give up hope, Sa.

Unknown_27: What was I going to say?

Unknown_27: Oh, we shouldn't just go after him. He got here somehow. What was his immigration authority? How did he get in? Who hired him? You know, we need to know the specific people responsible for bringing mass murderers into the country, which is what this is. Three people died, so it's a mass murder. If three people died due to a gunfire, that would be a... That would be a mass homicide event. That would be news. Three people died in Walmart getting shot by an AR-15. That's news. Three people died on... What are we going to do about guns? How did he get a gun? Was he on medication? Did he have medication when he got the gun? You know, that kind of shit. Okay. Well, this guy killed three people on just driving down the road in Florida. So we're going to treat that similar. How did this Indian get to this country? Who vetted him? Who hired him? Did this person commit fraud to get his visa? We're going to be asking similar questions. And unlike with guns, there's much more direct causality here. Who are the people getting commercial driver's license for Indians? How are they getting them? Is there people in the Department of Transportation of Indian descent shitting out commercial driver's license for Indians because they get kickbacks from firms? The people who signed off on this in the government also need to be looked at. Because I guarantee you, if you look at the Department of Transportation and how they issue CDLs, you're going to find all sorts of fucking Sakdik Singhs and shit just dumping these, conducting the test in Hindi and whatever the fuck. They basically need to rattle this shit as hard as they possibly can.

0:52:06
Unknown_27: And one more nice little Indian update.

Unknown_27: The artist, George Alexopoulos, I believe is his name, made this pretty straightforward political cartoon demonstrating his criticism of mass immigration and CDL drivers. However, Gprime85, I don't like him. I can't remember what it was. He... He was, like, annoying or something. I can't remember what it was, but he pissed me off at some point. I stopped following him because he annoyed me. But, um...

0:52:40
Unknown_27: Ian Miles Chong, Malaysian, ugly, disgusting. He took that image and ran it through an image-to-image AI thing and created a derivative of it that looks a little bit more realistic. And then he posted this and said many such cases. And then people pointed out that he stole the art from George Alexopoulos. And the note that was posited on his art, his AI-generated image says, the image is an AI-generated filter over artwork created by GPrime85. Ian Miles Chong is using the fact that it is AI-generated to avoid crediting the artist. And then Ian responds to this and says, to avoid crediting the artist, ha ha ha, no, I did it to piss him off. In case you're wondering, because you haven't heard much about Ian Miles Chong, he's so unpopular that despite how good the sloppy toppy is that he gives Elon Musk, Elon Musk no longer promotes him. And I think if we go to his Twitter account,

0:53:15
Unknown_27: I don't know if it's... Oh, yeah, here we go. He gets, like, a couple likes on his messages now. Oh, this is one of his old ones. This is the most recent one, because he pinned it. So he gets, like, a couple likes. Most don't even break, like, double digits anymore. So he's basically completely irrelevant. And I didn't intend to show... Actually, you know what? I shouldn't show this, because it's on stream, but... um elon musk has replaced in mouse chong with his new love which is annie chan i was scrolling down zitter and i got to see an anime girl dancing in her underwear because elon musk is just openly gooning to to fucking anime porn on his main twitter account um apparently you can ask her to strip and dance for you ios users only at the moment Remember, by the way, birth rates are very low. So we got to do something about that. By the way, I'm making an AI porn bot for everybody that has a Twitter subscription. We're going to make it to Mars, by the way.

0:54:27
Unknown_27: Elon Musk loves it. Unfortunately for Mr. Musk, he's going to have to share Annie Chan with Ethan Ralph.

Unknown_27: You think that Elon Musk is pure evil? The birth rates are so low, that is why we need more anime pornography and Indian migration.

0:55:15
Unknown_27: All right. Thank you, News Hamster. I know it was hard to come in today, but we now have the content.

Unknown_08: Actually, let me get a sip of water real quick.

Unknown_08: So speaking of prostitution, Shep, Aniza Jamha has made her triumphant return to the pornography platform OnlyFans.

0:55:51
Unknown_27: She announced that she had a big announcement to make before telling people this, and it led some to speculate in absolute abject horror and misery that perhaps Aniza Jamha was pregnant and the poisoned womb of this psychopathic monster might be breeding offspring. Good news, she is simply being a prostitute some more. Now I know it's not too interesting to see a dumpy, frumpy, tatted up hoe trying to look awkwardly and look sexy as awkwardly as possible. But don't worry.

Unknown_27: These are apparently going to get extra spicy because someone else is joining her to make some content. Some spicy content, as they like to say. Why did iDubbbz never do OnlyFans? iDubbbz responds, I'm not opposed to it at all. There's a lot I want to do. Make videos. Win a boxing match. Do a muscle-up. OnlyFans just not super high up on my list. Maybe if I spend some more time at the gym, it will be. So he's going to do it. He's going to sit in the cut corner and let Aniza get railed and then allow this to be published on the internet. So don't worry. Ian gets to be a prostitute too.

0:56:42
Unknown_27: Suffer.

Unknown_27: Next on the beauty parlor roundup, we got Jonathan Yonov. Worth mentioning, by the way, because it's been so long since I last talked about Yonov and so infrequently that I do talk about him these days, but I should do a quick roundup. I did a stream on Jonathan Yonov. I would recommend that if you don't know who he is. But back in the day, Jonathan Yonov first became famous because he used the Human Rights Tribunal of Canada to file complaints. Now, generally in the United States, when you sue somebody, you have to lawyer up yourself and you have to bear your own cost. And there are pros and cons to the system. But generally, because you have to pay for your own attorney, most people are dissuaded from filing frivolous litigation because it's just so time consuming and costly and you can't get out of it once you're in it. So unless you have like a really good reason, most people don't sue or unless you're really rich, most people don't sue. Jonathan Yaniv and the Human Rights Tribunal have a different story. In Canada, if you file a human rights complaint, because it's a human rights complaint and not a civil suit, don't worry. The government will prosecute it for you, and you don't have to pay shit. So what Yaniv did... is as a tranny he went to out of his way to find female only things that he could try to get into and then be denied service so he went to a first for instance he went to a first generation korean woman's um man like like body sculpting thing i don't know how to describe it like beauty beautician she's a beautician and she only does women and in particular he asked for a brazilian wax Now, Brazilian wax cannot be performed on a person with male sex organs because, by definition, definitionally, they lack the parts that are waxed or in a Brazilian wax. When informed of this politely by the Korean woman, Jonathan Yaniv threw a fit and complained to the Human Rights Tribunal, who then began prosecuting the person, who then had to lawyer up by themselves to defend themselves against the government that was used like an attack dog by Yaniv. This was scandalous. He did this with 12 other people, and in particular, he seemed to go after beauticians who did their work from inside their home. So basically, if you wanted a Brazilian wax by a Korean woman, as a Korean woman, you would go to this woman's house, and then she would just wax you, and there would be no issue. So he wanted to be alone with this woman in her house while naked, while she was waxing his balls. basically, which was the media tagline for this, wax my balls. Jonathan Yaniv was one of the first, the people so disgusting that he broke containment and people were allowed to tranny bash publicly on the internet. And he was one of the first dominoes to really fall in the trans facade. But before that, it's worth mentioning that Yaniv was very powerful. He He was one of the first people that was able to seriously damage the infrastructure of the Kiwi farms. In particular, when I lived in Buffalo, I used Kolo something, Kolo Crossing in Buffalo as my data center. And Kolo Crossing was owned by an office company. I forget the name of it. Jan have called up the parent company of Colo Crossing and complained to them about the Kiwi Farms and the content on the Kiwi Farms. And they literally physically unplugged my devices in my cabinet in Colo Crossing. And I had to overnight them to a different data center on short notice or no notice, actually. So he was a tech guy before he became a gross training called J.Y. Knows It. And he had a bunch of social media presences. He was very good at SEO, very good at hiding things, just like Liz Fong Jones, but a little bit shittier because he didn't have a connection at Google. But what he did have was a connection at Twitter. There are pictures of him as Jonathan Yaniv before he truned out, standing next to the co-founder of Twitter. And surprise, surprise, if you talked about Jonathan Yaniv and how he was suing people and sexually harassing people on Twitter, Your account would be banned and all your posts about it would be deleted. In fact, there were posts about Jonathan Yaniv on popular feminist accounts, not obscure blogs, just making fun of him, but actual popular feminist accounts on WordPress that were deleted and the account was banned and all their content was deleted. And WordPress is notoriously difficult to get things down off of. I had family members who had really nasty things made of them posted on WordPress blogs that they could not get down until they got a court order to do so because they were defamatory accounts. And distressing. But Jonathan Yaniv, without a court order and with just a complaint, was able to get entire feminist accounts that were legitimate criticisms of him taken down overnight. He was the quintessential tech troon. He was a quintessential example of how trannies wanted to use the Internet to censor people and how they were very effective at doing so. So while now he's a fat, gunted joke who's homeless, bouncing between places that he's getting kicked out of, facing multiple criminal charges, at one point in time, this deranged, lunatic, second-generation Israeli immigrant, tranny freak, was actually not helpless and fat and disgusting and homeless. He was in a very powerful position of authority. And he was using that authority to rigorously scrub the internet of everything that he did not like and was able to get away with it for years and years and years until eventually the dam broke because he went too far and was suing people for not waxing his balls.

1:02:09
Unknown_27: So never forget, I will bang on this forever, they are evil, and when they get their way, they never stop, and they almost completely blotted out any criticism of them. They were that close. They were that fucking close where they were getting our hardware kicked between different providers. They were getting streams about them taken down off Twitter, posts about them on Twitter taken down, streams on YouTube, sorry, blogs taken down about them on even censorship-resistant sites like WordPress. They were that fucking close. So don't ever buy into the we just want to pee. Don't ever buy into that. Don't ever forget. Don't ever forget that when they say we just want to pee, that's not actually what they want. They want to completely and totally control what you can say about them so that they can rape with impunity. That is the moral here.

1:02:50
Unknown_27: Now, this is a real throwback.

Unknown_27: If you don't remember Giggly Goon Clown, you're very lucky. Back in the day when we were talking about Mr. Beast's pet tranny, Chris Tyson, Chris Tyson got into a little whoopsie-doodle, and so did Finster, for that matter, because they were all in this big lovey-dovey circle for... sissy hypnosis tranny shit, right? And one of the people in this group chat they happen to be directly adjacent to was a guy called Giggly Goon Clown who had audio leak of him sending...

1:03:33
Unknown_27: I can't remember who it was. Somebody that Fenster was directly associated with and was in these circles with, but they, uh, they leaked out this audio and giggly gluten clown is basically just vigorously masturbating into his microphone saying that he loves child pornography and can only get off Jean Hollywood. That is who Ella Jean Hollywood, um, that, that conversation and, and Hollywood was super into it. Thought that this was super awesome. Um, goon clown masturbating and saying that he was aroused by children getting raped literally is what he was saying it was completely unambiguous uh stuff so that was a long time ago and he basically disappeared off the face of the planet um until a couple redditors uh decided to go to his house and this is i want to say the first i'll just play the entire thing why not

1:04:07
Unknown_08: I'll just play the entire thing. There'll be no problem with that.

1:04:45
Unknown_27: Me playing the entire thing. There'll be no issues whatsoever with me just playing the entire thing here real quick. Just no issues.

Unknown_08: Oh, it's 300 megabytes. That's why.

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_30: Your son calls me mommy.

Unknown_27: Okay, just right off the bat, they found his car. He has the boy kisser sticker, like a vinyl sticker, the boy kisser meme in the back. If you ever see this fox, whoever's posting it is a pedophile. It is like the most pedophile coded shit on the planet. And unfortunately, if you go to places like W Place and you see, there's like pixel art of this fucking pedophile meme everywhere.

1:05:19
Unknown_30: Shit. I got a lobotomy. What the fuck is that, dude? What the fuck is that, man? This is his car.

Unknown_13: it's red just posting some soy jacks on the uh giving them some soy jacks to take home hi are you christine no no catherine yes hi um we're a film crew we're filming a documentary and we were wondering if orion grant passmore lives here uh well yes he does why

1:06:11
Unknown_30: We wanted to interview him.

Unknown_02: Pardon me?

Unknown_30: We wanted to interview him.

Unknown_02: Well, he's not here at the moment.

Unknown_30: Oh.

Unknown_02: And who are you guys?

Unknown_27: That's a lie, by the way.

Unknown_30: My name is Carl.

Unknown_27: Dude, that's not a frog voice. I think that's, I want to say that's his mom. I'm not sure that's his mom or like another tranny doing like a troon voice.

Unknown_02: And who was the person that ran across my yard?

Unknown_27: I don't know.

Unknown_02: Fuck off. That's the goon clown.

Unknown_27: That's the goon clown.

Unknown_02: Fuck off our property now. I'm sorry. Now we're calling the cops.

1:06:43
Unknown_30: Okay.

Unknown_02: Fuck off.

Unknown_30: All right, we'll leave.

Unknown_02: Fuck off.

Unknown_30: I love you.

Unknown_02: We have never been here.

Unknown_30: We have never been here, sir. This is the first time we've been here. I apologize. We'll leave.

Unknown_30: Let's see what the commander has for us. Alright, so we got some intel. Some stuff from the scene of the crime. Oh no. Taking a look at that. It's kind of hard to see. That one's kind of torn up.

1:07:13
Unknown_30: It's red. It's red. Red, boys.

Unknown_07: It's red.

Unknown_30: That's a cobson goon clown.

Unknown_30: We just got a cop. Cop. Jack, there we go. It's just getting started. Ryan?

Unknown_07: Roryan?

Unknown_30: Roryan. Roryan. I guess that's a new one. That's like the... There he is.

1:07:50
Unknown_27: There's something wrong with zoomers. There's something really wrong with them.

Unknown_06: Oh, shit.

Unknown_27: Get that close.

Unknown_06: Get that close.

Unknown_30: Get that close over there. That's a great... Oh, shit. Oh my god. This was all there.

Unknown_30: Okay. Goon clown round two. We're just going to drive by now.

Unknown_27: They're just going to drive menacingly in front of his house?

Unknown_27: Okay.

Unknown_27: This looks like New Mexico. Let's see what's going on there.

1:08:31
Unknown_18: Look at that.

Unknown_30: Oh my gosh. The boy kisser is hilarious.

Unknown_27: He's just going to do nothing in front of his house.

Unknown_27: Cool. Okay.

Unknown_27: So there you go. That's your live field report from the Soy Jack Party in regards to cops and memes and the goon clown. Unfortunately, he is hiding inside Grandma's house, so no interview was conducted as far as I'm aware.

Unknown_27: old favorite of the stream Pete's uh who has been completely irrelevant since uh Chantal stopped living with him some time ago I think years ago now uh he has an announcement to make let's see what he has to say chat of course there will be no issue with me playing this uh this video I hear you I suppose there's enough people that I can

1:09:29
Unknown_22: explain i can explain why i wasn't here today so uh in case you're only listening imagine a very fat man with facial hair and like long hair but he's got like a high rise like comb over type like forehead going on

Unknown_27: Now imagine that he's got a Powerpuff Girls t-shirt on, and I'm not an expert, but I know that dinosaur thing is a Deltarune character, so he's like a plushie for Deltarune. I don't know what Winter of Blood is. That might be like an anime, like OST or some shit.

Unknown_27: And I don't know what the little girl thing is with the glasses. That might also be Deltatrun, but I don't know.

Unknown_22: I had an appointment at the welfare office yesterday. 9.30 in the morning.

Unknown_27: Snoot game. Sorry, not dealt to true.

1:10:15
Unknown_22: I had to get into the welfare office for an appointment for reviewing my application and everything. Four people left as he said that.

Unknown_22: So yeah, it was 9.30 in the morning that I went down there. It was like 11.30 when I got back.

Unknown_22: And then I did end up chatting with my landlord for a little while.

Unknown_22: So it was like 12.30 when I went to bed. And then I did actually end up having trouble sleeping on top of that. Because of course I did.

Unknown_22: I always do.

Unknown_22: Too bright and early in the morning? Nah. You did tell me, Vanna, that you got jury duty.

1:10:53
Unknown_22: Didn't you, uh, didn't you send me a message on Twitter?

Unknown_22: Saying that, uh, you had gotten a notice for jury duty?

Unknown_22: Yeah, I talked to her because I need a, uh, like, I need

Unknown_22: I need documentation confirming that I'm paying rent, board here. I mean, jury duty can be for anything.

Unknown_22: Anything that requires a jury, because I mean, most don't.

Unknown_27: Fun fact, they don't do this much anymore, but back in the day, before they had good forensics, you could be summoned for jury duty to determine cause of death. So you would just gather around a corpse, and you would debate amongst your peers if they died from strangulation or being shot or whatever the fuck. You would just eyeball it and be like, yep. Looks like this fella here got choked up by the rope around his neck. Looks like he joined the 41%. And that kind of just fell out of fashion when it came to coroners and stuff over time. But back in the day, they had juries for deciding cause of death.

1:11:35
Unknown_22: Any sort of criminal case is going to be juries. I mean, there's murder at go, but I don't think they'll tell you until you show up. Yeah.

Unknown_22: Yeah, there's some documentation I still need to get together and

1:12:14
Unknown_22: Here in North America, it's not too often. I won't need to go back to the welfare office too often. I might need to go down once in a while, but not often.

Unknown_22: And yeah, as far as medical malpractice lawsuits, people have to serve a jury. Yeah, I mean, basically anything that isn't a civil case, I think, is like, you know, who doesn't like the word murder, B&B.

Unknown_27: Civil cases in the U.S. can ask for a jury trial over certain amounts.

Unknown_22: Anyway, yeah. You got to write. I mean, I basically. But you got to pay for it in civil case. Trial by jury is for a lot of stuff.

1:12:49
Unknown_22: Anyway, there are some documentation. There's some stuff I need to get together to send to my caseworker. I also need to make an appointment with the job zone. Have them check out my resume.

Unknown_27: He's on welfare as well. He's explaining how having to get his resume and job history together so he can get free money from the government. My first welfare payment.

Unknown_27: So I'm going to need to... Once I get my YouTube paid for August, I'm going to need to update the welfare office to let them know how much I made.

1:13:31
Unknown_22: And that's going to be deducted from my next... YouTube or my next welfare check.

Unknown_27: You know, welfare really does disincentivize you from working. Cause it's like, if I get paid $2,000 to sit at home and do nothing. And if I make a thousand dollars, then I still get $2,000. At the end of the month. It's just now I'm working. I'm making the same amount of money. And I'm working. So why the fuck would I do that? Unless I was making more money after taxes. Sitting at home. Or from working. It would have to be a lot more. If you work 40 hours a week. And your take home pay after taxes. Was $3,000. Would you rather make $2,000 sitting at home playing video games and not working, or would you rather make $3,000 after taxes working 40 hours a week? Why the fuck would anybody work if that's the deal that they're offering you?

1:14:41
Unknown_08: He just took a sip. Okay. I want to hear him about the...

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_08: Fuck AI. I'm not getting AI to help with my resume. Fuck that.

Unknown_22: Where's the fun part? No, they're not able to give jobs.

Unknown_22: But the job zone will help me with my resume. It'll help with figuring out how to get a job.

1:15:12
Unknown_22: Actually, I still need to claim that as well. The money I get that way, I still need to report. You can donate to my Ko-fi so that YouTube doesn't get a cut. That would be the main reason. Fuck AI. I'm not getting AI to help with my resume. Fuck that. The main reason I donate through my Ko-fi would be... It's money coming in.

Unknown_22: So I still need to... Where's the fun part at?

Unknown_08: There was... I feel like I was lied to.

Unknown_27: The reason why he's on welfare is that, or on disability, is that he is a multiple system. He's claiming that he has DID, and now there are multiple Pete's living inside of him. And that is why the Canadian taxpayer is funding his lifestyle to sit at home and do fuck all.

1:15:55
Unknown_08: Hmm. Fascinating.

Unknown_27: I thought that was the clip. I'm frustrated that that was not the clip. I should have checked that better.

Unknown_27: I have an update from the queen, the queen of the sector, the femme sector, Amberlynn Reid.

Unknown_27: Last time I spoke about Amberlynn Reid, I was discussing about how she had been fat and lazy and boring for a very long time, so I hadn't spoken about her. Now there's an update to this. She is in a little bit of a tizzy, a little bit of a fat tantrum. And how do I how do I describe this? So she broke up with the woman that was feeding her to death, that was living in Michigan, I want to say, and drove back or was driven back by her to Oklahoma, where she is now. She went on livestream to discuss some things. And Amberlynn, when she's livestreaming, is at her best. Her videos that she cuts and edits and produces and puts out onto YouTube are some of the most insipid, boring slop that has ever been created by a human being for any purpose. She completely sands down any edge And it's basically just, hi, guys. I'm a dainty queen. I went to Walmart, and I had a Walmart haul. Here's a bunch of cheap jewelry and bullshit that I'll never look at again. I'm going to put this in my giant tub of cheap bullshit I bought over the years. I spend thousands of dollars on bullshit. I'm fat and stupid. I walk around on, or sorry, I scoot around on a mobility scooter because I'm too fat to walk. Twinkie star. And then sometimes she talks about going to bingo with her mom or going to a slot machine with her mom. And that's it. That's her videos. Every single video for the last 10 fucking years has been the exact same shit over and over again. Ever since she lost contact with her more interesting girlfriends, including Destiny, and got with Becky, who, by the way, is dying of cancer. I didn't put a thing up for that, but she has...

1:17:55
Unknown_27: A cancer that they believe has spread to her brain. So she will probably die soon. Rip Becky. But before Becky. No not Destiny. Destiny. Which is in this instance a girl's name. Destiny was a bit of a bully. And it was Amberlynn's true love. Destiny would push back. When she said dumb shit or lied. And she cheated on her. And Amberlynn lost that relationship. And she has never gotten over it. But Destiny was more interesting than any of the more recent girlfriends, in part because she would just call Amberlynn out for being a fucking liar to her face on video. Her most recent videos since then, for years now, have been what I described before, just awful, awful bullshit. But sometimes she gets a little bit feisty. And when her ex-girlfriend went on to talk to Mr. Snowflake in Twitter DMs, she got really sassy, girl. Sassy child. And she booted up livestream and got real sassy. And the most obvious way that you can tell... that she's a completely fake person in her videos, is that when she's on livestream, she gets really angry, and she hits the word fucking really good. Like, she never ever swears in her actual videos, but then when she is angry on livestream, she says, yeah, I'm fucking fat, I can't fucking walk, what do you want me to do with that? And it's like, whoa. I didn't realize that you could get angry after seeing all your stupid shit ass videos for years I didn't realize that you could actually raise your voice and tell someone to go fuck themselves but it's real yeah I'm fat so fucking what like that it's like whoa and then you get like a actual glimpse of that malding anger the liquid boiling fat deep down inside her other fat that's cooler to and less uh Wisconsin oh my god I got I've gotten this wrong like four fucking times her actual from Wisconsin anyways um

1:20:08
Unknown_27: So another update happened. I expected that I'd cover the issue with her ex and her response to that. And it would be funny because she was made out to look like a horrible person. And I'd be like, okay, that's the Amberlynn update for a long time. However, a second fat has hit the towers. And her aunt called her up in the middle of the stream.

Unknown_08: Let's see.

Unknown_27: She just started calling her in the middle of her live stream, and this is her patching her in on her laptop so she can stream that. I'll just give you a rough intro to this, okay?

1:20:46
Unknown_19: So you're clearly watching my live stream, and I said I don't feel like doing this anymore, so why are you calling?

Unknown_27: That's why she's angry. Cause her, her aunt is just calling her like, let me on the live stream. Cause she apparently said some shit about her and she was, she was watching. Cause she's like a huge anti-fan a log. She's post. I forgot about this completely, by the way, she's posted on the Kiwi farms. Aunt Amber Lynn has a Kiwi farms account. And once upon a time joined the forum years and years ago to dump ass all over on the forum. So she's like a proper a log. It's really funny. So she demanded to be patched in and here's what happens.

1:21:19
Unknown_12: Uh, because,

Unknown_27: You can't run my name and multiple family members in the dirt for decades and think you're just going to walk away that easy.

Unknown_12: I'm finally done. I'm finally ready. I got the receipts. I got the proof. I'm not afraid of you, Amber, unlike all your other victims. I thought I had seen and heard everything that you've done over these years, but I was so blind, blind by your manipulation. And when I seen half of the videos that I've seen with documented proof of how you treat people, not only in our family, But people in general, you are one vile, disgusting human being. And I want nothing to do with you ever again, including your mother. Your mother...

1:21:55
Unknown_27: See, okay. So her, my, when I first listened to this, I honestly, I don't watch all her stuff, especially not when it comes out live, but I happened to see this on, um, on my YouTube D advertiser thing on TV. And like, I wonder what Amber's up to. She doesn't stream that often. And I listened and it was, it was, I got in exactly at this part, literally just her like shitting all over her. I'm like, Holy fuck. Yeah.

1:22:38
Unknown_07: I didn't realize that Amberlynn had anybody in her life still that would make fun of her.

Unknown_27: So I listened to this entire thing, and I was well rewarded with the content. Auntie brought the content. A lot of people were like, you know, Auntie doing this on live, that's really white trash of her. Look, she brought the content. And as IP2 has taught us, content is Kang, or in this instance, Quang. So she is right by default because she's the funniest. That's how it works. There is one particular story that I would love to... I don't want the chat replay. I want the transcript.

1:23:11
Unknown_27: I want to see... Okay, here we go. She's describing the first time that she met Amberlynn as a... not as a child. I believe that she was there when Amberlynn was born. But their family dynamic is completely fucked up, so... there were long times where she was in Florida and Florida, of course, because Florida makes the best people and the best content, which is why her auntie is from there.

1:23:43
Unknown_27: So she, the next time after, after she was a baby and she came back to California to see Amberlynn, she was already 14. And this describes the first time that she remembers meeting Amberlynn. And it's a really funny story.

Unknown_12: or not, and you didn't meet me at 17. You met me when you were 14, when I went to California for the first time after 16 years. Remember you getting the pot of spaghetti out of the refrigerator and using the really huge utensil, taking big scoops out of the pot onto your plate, where your fucking dad said, I think that's enough, Amber. That's my first memory of you. And you still continue to pile on your plate. Yeah, that story goes around our family year after year after year. That is so, so off-topic and so mean-spirited that it is one of the funniest fucking... That's the exact moment that I tuned into the stream, actually.

1:24:24
Unknown_27: I remember hearing this and thinking, holy fuck, that's mean. That's mean to say about somebody because... Um, Amberlynn did have like verifiably, that's not like hearsay or rumor. She had a really rough childhood. I don't want to get into it cause it's, it's quite mean. Um, and her various father figures were all assholes. So that's kind of a fucking mean thing to come in on.

1:24:58
Unknown_08: Um, so let's see, where is the, okay, here we go.

Unknown_19: you're not sorry but um questioning that is sick first of all i shouldn't even have to like sit here and talk about it because i also i literally you during the kiwi farms days were sitting there saying that i never had that happen to me when i was seven years old and my mom had to tell you yes it did happen

1:25:41
Unknown_12: If you go back and read it, or even the current ones, I say I wasn't around during that time. We'll remember that. On your dad's side, I thought it was his sister, and then I had heard about it from you, but I wasn't around. I don't know what happened.

Unknown_19: Please remember.

Unknown_12: Can I say if it happened or not?

Unknown_19: Please remember those words. You weren't around.

Unknown_19: remember seven no i wasn't and you want to know why i wasn't around because of your mom ask your mom why i wasn't around everyone wants to know where was aunt tammy when when they were in foster care where was aunt tammy then i was there the whole time trying for you you don't know that because you were just a little kid ask your mom why i wasn't there like

1:26:30
Unknown_19: In my opinion, how I saw it was after the whole Kiwi Farms thing, like where you were doing all that, like genuinely that hurts so bad, but that was the last falling out we had.

Unknown_19: And I thought that- And I understand, let's just touch this, but there's a lot to cover and I get that.

Unknown_12: And I don't wanna ever seem like I'm cutting you off, but I don't wanna get too far where we don't handle certain things. I will admit Kiwi Farms was not the nicest thing for an aunt to do.

Unknown_27: I love that line. Yeah. Going on Kiwi farms and shooting all over you. It wasn't the nicest thing that an auntie could do for, for her niece or, or whatever. Like, yeah, probably not.

Unknown_27: She, of course, of course is welcome to rejoin us at any time. Now that she has washed her hands of Amber. Um, I have a couple other things that I'll just read in summary. Um,

1:27:13
Unknown_27: first off the spaghetti thing was funny, but I think it's worth mentioning that it's one of those things that like the entire family apparently shit talks to her about like behind her back, which is really, really funny. Um, there is a part where Tammy is accusing her of using her mother. Her mother is in the city as well. And so she moved back to be near her mom and Amberlynn can't drive. Now she is very fat, but I, I have seen photographic evidence of very fat things, eating pizza while driving cars. So I know they can drive cars. And I think that Amberlynn has the physical capacity to operate a motor vehicle and She just chooses not to as a sort of learned helplessness. So she makes her mom take time off work to come and drive her around. And Tammy calls her out for that and says that her mom is really unhappy about that.

1:27:55
Unknown_27: Tammy... And Amber's mom had a falling out, and Tammy mentions that the reason for that is in regards to the inheritance for her house. Now, this is an interesting story. Um... Amberlynn's grandmother has a house, and it was expected that when she died, the children would equally inherit her estate.

1:28:30
Unknown_27: But now it turns out that one of them, and I don't remember if it was Tammy or Amberlynn's mom, is just getting the house, which I find strange, and that they intend to live in that house as well.

Unknown_27: Normally, at least it was made very clear by my grandparents that their will would be that the totality of his estate would be liquidated and divided three ways between the three of them as evenly as possible. So I assume that's what most people agree upon, is that if you have a house and you have multiple children, that you're just going to sell the house and take the money. And if you're not going to sell the house, then...

1:29:03
Unknown_27: you have to get a mortgage for the other half of the equity. Like if you have a half a million dollar house and the house is to be divided between two children, but one of the children actually just wants the house, then you would have to get a mortgage for a quarter of a million dollars to buy out the other person's half. Like that's how it usually works, I believe. So that's a weird thing to have a falling out over.

1:29:42
Unknown_27: Kids are always assholes about it. I could believe that.

Unknown_27: So Tammy said that she still uses the Kiwi Farms and watches the hater channels. Says that going on the Kiwi Farms was not the nicest thing that I ought to do. That's true. It's not. She's always welcome back, of course.

Unknown_27: And Tammy's main gripe with Amber, according to her, is that she's always tried to have a relationship with Amberlynn Reid. But Amberlynn and her family have always kind of pushed her out. And then Amberlynn talks shit about her on her live streams. And she's had enough of it. So. That's the roundup with Amberlynn Reid. It's nice to see her back, the queen, back in her throne with her crown.

1:30:16
Unknown_27: Back in the day, back when the streams were brand new, it was Amberlynn and Chantal almost every week instead of Ralph.

Unknown_27: And Bossman Jack. We have our favorites. I say we. It's a royal we. I refer to myself. Me, myself, and I. And also the fan zone. Or whatever you prefer. As a genonym for people who watch my streams. The favorites change over time.

1:30:52
Unknown_27: This is a fun update from our drama. That Chiobu... Has shared with us. I enjoy this story quite a bit.

Unknown_27: There are leaks. These are just Reddit jannies. I'm not going to read their chat logs. But the summary of what he posted. Is that Reddit is making new rules.

Unknown_27: And I imagine that this decision comes from administration because there's a lot of like super cloak and dagger gay ops happening at the highest echelon of the Reddit Jannydom. And they're sick of dealing with that all the fucking time. So they're just trying to limit how. And I imagine that if one Janny who controls a ton of Reddits threatens to walk or whatever.

1:31:36
Unknown_28: Oh, you know what it is?

Unknown_27: Remember that time they did a blackout and Reddit set their foot down and manually un-blacked out a bunch of the popular subs and told the Jannies to eat shit and they got rid of Jannies? It's probably that. That's probably exactly what it is. They don't want specific mods to have enough influence and control over Reddit that if there's a problem with the corporate Reddit that they can just shut down the entire site to cause problems. And then there's also probably equal measure... Janny's causing issues with cloak and dagger gay ops at the very tippy top. So what they've done is they've set their foot down on how big of a fiefdom an individual Janny can have. Now this is, let's compare this to Crusader Kings 2. If you've never played Crusader Kings, you may go to sleep. I'll wake you up in a little bit. Okay, so you may know that if you're a king, like you're playing in England, and you're the king of England, it's a really bad thing if you have princes under you who control tons of territory. So you kind of want to break them... Oh, Crusader Kings 3 is what I meant. But you kind of want to break them down and take their higher-up titles so that you control those personally, and you can pass those along to your heirs. It's like that. Reddit runs the site, but they don't run every minutiae of... day-to-day operations they all put that to free slave labor called jannies but the jannies got too uppity some jannies controlled all of reddit and so they had to they had to set their foot down and say okay look you can have this chunk of reddit this other janny can have this chunk of reddit but none of you will own so much land and reddit that you can challenge the king himself

1:33:28
Unknown_27: So they're limited now to as many subreddits as they like, but only 10 subreddits with over 100,000 weekly viewers. And only one subreddit of those may have more than 1 million weekly viewers. To give you this as a perspective, if viewers means logged in accounts and unique, like logged in accounts viewing a subreddit, they are limited and they are complaining. There's even one line where it's like,

Unknown_27: That's crazy. That's insanely small. A Brown, a Brown in, I don't know what that in stands for, but I have some ideas. A Brown in says that's insanely small. Let's compare this. What other site has 100,000 unique login accounts visit every week? the Kiwi farms. So these jannies are being stripped down so low and denigrated to such a level that they can only control 10 Kiwi farms each. And one of those can be 10 times bigger than the Kiwi farms. That is, is how insignificant their realm is it's basically nothing at all only a single slice of cake it's basically a discord server if you really think about it so imagine how much power the top jannies have right now where reigning them in looks like um 20 times the size of the kiwi farms That's what we're looking at here.

1:35:00
Unknown_27: So I guess Jannies are going to hang themselves in. I'm sure they're all going to make sock accounts and shit and just skirt around it, but oh well.

Unknown_27: Next up in the corporal internet sphere, there's an update from the Roblox commentators have identified that the chief security officer, Matt Kaufman, I'll repeat that. Chief Security Officer, or Safety, not even Security, Chief Safety, as in Player Safety, as in Child Safety Officer, Matt Kaufman, aka RBX Rocketman, he had a public profile on Roblox, and he has a couple interesting achievements that he earned through playing private servers on Roblox. He has the Pilchero Outfits, a closed-off condo game in Roblox's The Hatch event.

1:35:47
Unknown_27: He has achievements from the Dollhouse RP, which was just recently taken off for being a sex thing, full of info sharing, age play, dating, etc. And he has earned achievements, which means you don't just log into the server. You actually have to do things inside the server to unlock these achievements. He has an achievement from Teddy's Largest Condo, a 76 million visit dating game, which has been banned. He has a Halloween 2024 badge that was only available for a limited time. He has achievements from Your Sus Roommate! which has also been banned, a suggestive AI girlfriend game with a sus ending, quote-unquote. and RoMeet, which was also closed by the devs, an Omegle Tinder-esque game that often saw dating and predatory behavior. So the chief safety officer, Matt Kaufman, had achievements from all these different servers, according to the Roblox commentator. Actually, you can see what the achievements are. He got Welcome by Pilchero, Welcome by... I guess that's the... I don't know what that is.

1:37:07
Unknown_27: The Dollhouse RP.

Unknown_27: You join by... I guess that's Teddy's Largest Condo? The Happy Halloween event one from... Oh, that's the Teddy's... I guess that's Dollhouse is the one with that.

Unknown_27: Oh, no. He has the Welcome and he also has the Happy Halloween event. And then Catalina says hi, which is not listed on this. No, that's the... That's a different one. And then Welcome to Roamie by Roamie. So... Mr. Kaufman was engaging in some nice gameplay with Roblox there. By the way, the stock is down to $118, but it is recovering. There is market appreciation. No, no, no. Roblox has this, man. Roblox has this. You just got to give them a chance. They were at $128 before this started. They got as far down as $114. See, I'm telling you, if I had been able to short, I would have bought or shorted at $128 and I would have sold at $115. That was what I wanted. I wanted $10 per share profit, chat. Sucks. I'm always being held down by these fucking financial systems, chat.

1:38:24
Unknown_08: Um, this is a post.

Unknown_27: I don't know how to explain this. I barely know what the fuck I'm talking about. So I'm just going to hit this nice and easy and get out of here before it eats me alive. Okay. There's a black schizophrenic guy called Bert, also known as Albert Apo, but he goes by Bert Bronx. He was a fish, a contestant on Sam Hyde's fish tank. He's known as a gay black schizophrenic. Apparently he does escort services and Kiwi farms user. Everyone has AIDS has met up and fucked Bert. So I just want to give a big shout out. There's a, there's a thing on the Kiwi farms. I really despise the colloquialism touching the poo. Cause it feels, it's just like really gross. It's gnarly to say it's like so juvenile and cringe inducing and, I prefer cow tipping, even though cow allegories are my other pet peeve. I prefer cow tipping much more than touching the poo. And to punish people for saying that, every permutation of touching the poo that I could come up with, and that I have seen people try to use to circumvent my filter, is changed to pause load my neg hole. So if you say, don't touch the poo... It will read, don't pause load my neg hole. This is perhaps the only post ever made on the Kiwi Farms where both someone saying, don't touch the poo and don't pause load my neg hole are both adequate. They would both make sense in this context. And this is perhaps the only post ever created in which that is true.

1:39:33
Unknown_27: So... Yeah. They're interchangeable. Correct. Um, so this is a really phenomenal event. This is a once in a lifetime. This is a shooting star. You're seeing Haley's comment. There's no way that this will ever happen again. That's arguably it's gross because I don't want people to fucking use it. I want you to literally use anything else. I don't care what you use. Just don't fucking talk about touching shit. That's all I ask of people.

1:40:06
Unknown_27: Um, so he fucked Bert is what's happening here.

Unknown_27: Update, this guy Doug S., I forget what he did except that Jim Stewartson hates him. As I've said before, Jim Stewartson is a guy who is like left-wing Alex Jones, kind of associated with Jackie Singh and Patrick S. Tomlinson.

1:40:39
Unknown_27: But he's like crazy. And he has a lot of followers. And he was sued by Kash Patel and the Cash Foundation. And he was found guilty of defamation and awarded a quarter of a million dollars. I think 125 for both him and the foundation.

Unknown_27: Well, Jim Stewartson has taken an interesting legal tactic where in response to losing this lawsuit and owing a quarter of a million dollars, has gone on record with a journalist to say,

1:41:23
Unknown_27: It is a preposterous, frivolous lawsuit, and neither of them will receive a dime, Stewartson said. In fact, I intend to pursue my own case against them for their years-long campaign of abuse of me and the legal system. So he just lost a lawsuit, Stewartson did, and is told to pay a quarter of a million dollars. And his on-record statement is that he does not intend to pay at all. And even though he just lost a lawsuit... He's going to sue Kash Patel in response for winning a lawsuit effectively. Um, this is how, in my opinion, you can get found in contempt of court by saying you're not going to obey a court order. I usually courts are pretty poor about enforcing things like awarded damages, but when you go on the record and say like, you know, you kind of have to like pull teeth and get them to help you collect. But if you go on record saying, fuck the courts, uh, cash money, Jim Stewart's in for life, bitch. Like, uh, that's how you get the court to come after you for real, for real.

1:42:04
Unknown_27: Cool. Speaking of owed money... Joshua Connor Moon, owner of the Kiwi Farms, has been paid $1,274.75 by Russell Greer, which means that his pathetic, meandering, tortuous litigation may continue because he has finally paid what he owes. And now I believe there are 47 other motions pending that have been pending since January of this year, and I think one even from December of this year that the judge will have to rule on now.

1:42:48
Unknown_27: fun there is paynull.lol uh is the is the tracker for that if you want to if you want to look that up um and then next i can't show you this i can't show you this so you're gonna have to just take my word for it There's this guy called Stix Hexenhammer666, and he's an enormous faggot. He's a loser. And he recently got hit with domestic violence charges. And you might think, you might hope, that after catching DV charges and being outed as a broke bitch loser, that perhaps his penis would go dry and he would be forced to goon to Annie Chan on Twitter. Not so.

1:43:42
Unknown_27: An astute Kiwi Farms user noticed that Stix Hexenhammer666 was checking out corner demons in his room. Now, Kiwi Farms users are very experienced in dealing and identifying corner demons. So, helpfully, Stix was wearing reflective policeman aviator glasses indoors because he's a faggot and he wears glasses indoors.

Unknown_27: And in the...

Unknown_27: In the reflection of his mirror aviators, you can clearly see a woman is masturbating in the reflection. So while on livestream, 6hexandhammer666, despite having domestic violence charges and being broke and being a retard, has somehow managed to get a woman to masturbate herself in the corner of his room while he livestreams. And that is your 6hexandhammer666 update chat.

1:44:20
Unknown_08: Next, payment processing has been solved thanks to Nigga Tech.

Unknown_27: Boss Nigga, would you like to tell us about your new technology? The official Yeezy token just dropped.

Unknown_27: Thank you, my nigga. Very exciting stuff.

Unknown_27: Kanye West has announced, rather leaked, that there will be something called Yeezy Pay, and he intends to get Yeezy cards. So no longer will there just be MasterCard, Visa, Discover, and American Express. You'll also be able to shop at your local retailers with Yeezy Pay. So we can finally get credit cards from a free speech source chat and nigga, how Hitler with this, this easy pay. I can't wait. I hope my banks issue easy cards. I hope old glory, old glory bank. We need easy pay stat. Uh, we'll see how this goes. Chat.

1:45:12
Unknown_27: Do I take easy pay? I sure as fuck. Well, the first fucking day take easy pay on the first fucking day. That's what I'm doing.

1:45:51
Unknown_27: Uh, let's check in on how the other half, the, the, yeah, the other half of Kanye is doing, uh, Nick Fuentes stocks surging with the African American and nonwhite demographics following the news of easy pay, uh, uh, polling, polling firm called SoCal strategies as 700 adults on their opinion of Nick Fuentes. Um,

Unknown_27: 39% of them have an actual opinion and only 6% of them had a favorable opinion. But most interesting among those demographics is the age breakdown. Um, only 1% of boomers had a positive opinion of him, but only 12% of the 18 and 29 demographic. And when you break that down, it's further 2% of females, um,

1:46:25
Unknown_27: and 10% of males had a positive opinion of him. And when you break it down further by race, white people are the least likely to have a positive opinion of Nick Fuentes. With blacks leading the way, blacks at 12% likely to have a positive opinion of Nick Fuentes, Hispanics having 11% positive opinion of him, and others having a 7% positive opinion, while whites... are at a 3% positive opinion of Nick Fuentes based on the 700 pulling. So very interesting, confirms all of my suspicions, to be quite honest with you.

1:47:04
Unknown_27: And I mean, who can blame them when you got this guy spitting gems like this?

Unknown_17: But yeah, but I saw this old guy dancing and I was like, wow, is that what it's going to look like? Because you look at like the kids dancing and you're like, man, to be like a hot kid being.

Unknown_27: A hot kid. He corrects himself when he says that. Something went cha-chunk in his brain. He's like, wait, I gotta walk that back a little bit.

1:47:40
Unknown_17: Like a hot teenager has to be the, like, that's probably better than being the king of the universe. Like, would you rather be the king of the universe, but you're 55? Or would you rather be like the best looking 18 year old at a rich high school? You know what I mean? Would you rather be like the sexiest teenagers at the richest high school in a city like LA? They have it better than anyone who has ever lived and will ever live.

1:48:17
Unknown_17: It's just depressing to be anybody else.

Unknown_17: So...

Unknown_17: But that's, life is about coping and dealing with that, you know?

Unknown_17: But it is depressing.

Unknown_17: There's a really, wait. Live chat's not like, hot teenager, that sounds kind of gay.

Unknown_17: You know, there's not hot teenagers. 18 and 19, of course. 18 and 19, of course, is what I mean. You guys are faggots. You guys are fucking fucked up.

1:48:49
Unknown_27: I love how he gets pressed by his own chat. You can hear, by the way, I do this too. Like, hold up, I want to show you. Like, when my chat's in open revolt, I'm going to replay that ending bit.

Unknown_17: Like, hot teenager, that sounds kind of gay.

Unknown_17: It's about coping and dealing with that, you know?

Unknown_27: So here he's, like, going on his rant, right? And then he looks over to read his chat, and he realizes that his chat is all calling him, like, a pedophile faggot. And he doesn't want to show, like, a reaction to that. But it is depressing. Yeah. So he's trying to continue his train of thought while also dealing with the fact that his chat's making fun of him. So he's trailed off. He's super quiet. He's reading his chat. Live chat's not like, hot teenage. Awkward laugh.

1:49:22
Unknown_17: That's what happens. That's what happens when you're like, oh, fuck.

Unknown_27: I have to figure out some way to recover from this. That sounds kind of gay.

Unknown_17: You know, there's not hot teenagers anymore.

Unknown_17: 18 and 19, of course. 18 and 19, of course, is what I mean. You guys are faggots. You guys are fucking fucked up. What do you mean I can't say hot children?

1:49:52
Unknown_28: Fuck you, chat. You're holding me back. I would already be president of the United States if not for you, you sons of bitches.

Unknown_27: There's a really famous meme. It's like a yearbook photo or something, and it's like a... I can't find it, but... It's you've seen it a thousand times on Twitter or probably on 4chan if you've seen it. And it's like a popular meme with incels. And it's this picture of like after a football game, 1990s, 1980s, maybe it looks like an old photo. And it's a, it's like a super Chad football player. And he's got like a cheerleader girlfriend and they're kissing and they're on the football pitch. And it's like, it's just like a, like this, this snapshot of like a Chad. Okay. And, And it's like a super old meme that incels would pass around. And I'm like, after reading this or hearing this clip, I'm just like, is Nick Fuentes like perpetually fucking butthurt that that wasn't him? That he's upset he didn't like peak in high school? That's a really dangerous mindset, by the way. I've always held off on calling Nick Fuentes like an incel because it always felt like a grift. But that is like an incel thing is like, I didn't have sex with hot young box as like a high schooler. So therefore I've missed out on my entire life and nothing I do matters anymore. You know what I mean? Like that. So why even bother? Why even try? Why even try to be happy? Cause I didn't smash hot young box as a teenager, as a Chad teenager. And it's just like the most sad, pathetic fucking place to wallow. Cause it's one of those things like, Number one, it doesn't fucking matter. There's a reason why the expression peaked in high school exists. And number two, you can't change it. So even if it did matter, you're wallowing in this trough that you have no ability to effectuate in any way, shape, or form. You've already lived your life. And you can't go back. And you never will. And you're going to die one day. So you better make the rest of it matter. Because you can't go back and be Chad on the football field.

1:51:52
Unknown_27: And he's just like openly lamenting the fact that he doesn't get to smash young bucks. I wonder if there's anybody that he can find to lament the fact that teenagers are super sexy with him.

Unknown_29: Well, you know, they're hotter.

Unknown_27: Let's fucking go.

Unknown_17: And that's why we love him. That's why we love this guy.

1:52:25
Unknown_27: So here's Destiny. This was an old clip, if you can't tell. Nick Fuentes doesn't look like he's completely dead inside yet. Melania or Melina is there. And there's even Zirka. I don't know if Zirka is actually a part of it. Is that Zirka, right? He's like a Muslim pedophile, too. Every time I mention, by the way, that Zirka is a Muslim pedophile... I get brown people with Groyper images in their profile picture, and I would rape for Nick Fuentes in their description, angrily correcting me that he's not a Turk. He's Albanian, literally correcting me. He's Albanian, not a Turk. And then he's not a Muslim. He's a, he's a reformed Christian. And then he's not a pedophile. It was just a joke when he talked about raping kids. So here we have this nice Sneeko. Isn't Sneeko also sus?

1:52:58
Unknown_27: I can't tell these brown people apart. Sneeko also is like a brown pedophile with Nick Fuentes, right?

Unknown_27: I don't know. They all look the same to me. Yes, he is. Look, there's a brown person with Nick Fuentes. Let me just throw this dart. Oh, 10 points. Bullseye. Okay, great.

1:53:31
Unknown_27: Just rack him up for me. Not that hard.

Unknown_27: So, Destiny is in a kerfuffle. I was a little bit hesitant to verify this, but I feel like it is verified now.

Unknown_27: There had been speculation for quite a while that... What is it? that Rose was when, when the leaks of destiny came out and all the nude stuff got posted, there was a lot of speculation that one of the girls he was talking to named Rose was underage because she looked underage. And this led to people calling him a pedophile. And for the record, I object to calling people pedophiles that are like, unless they're like after kids, kids, but a lot of people went after him, called him a pedophile, said that she looked really young. And, um,

1:54:10
Unknown_27: there was no hard evidence of this whatsoever. I think Rose might've filed a police report. I can't remember if that was Rose. I think Rose did file a police report for the revenge pornography. Cause it was like a crime in her state or something.

Unknown_27: But, um,

1:54:43
Unknown_27: It was just speculation for a long while. Then somebody did the research and found out her name and found out for sure her actual birthday. They found out that she was definitely underage in October 2021, where...

Unknown_27: where she was talking to him. She was 17.4 years old. So we're getting to detective Stabler territory where you sick bastard. She was 17 years, night, 12, 11 months, 30 days old. How could you, um,

1:55:19
Unknown_27: The real gross thing is just the age difference. How old is Destiny? He's like almost 40, right? So she's like properly half his fucking age. That in and of itself is gross. However, the fact that she was 17 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds old when they sexted is a big deal for him. Potentially because... It's a crime. It's not just a state crime. It is a federal crime. In Flo Rida, where Destiny resided, the Romeo and Juliet laws for Flo Rida are 16 to 24. It's like a specific age under your current age. It's worded stupid. It's like a number of years under your age, a minimum of 16. So the practical deference of this is that it goes down to 16 at 24 and 17 at 25. That's the Romeo and Juliet. Destiny is older than that. So in Flo Rida, it's a crime. However, they didn't actually have sex. They never met up. She had a boyfriend that was pimping her out. She was underage, and she had a Not Safe for Work Twitter account, but she had no Not Safe for Work accounts on any platform that does age verifications, only Twitter, and that's where they got into contact before they moved to Discord. The suspicion is that her boyfriend was pimping her out, and Destiny was trying to solicit her to come to Florida.

1:56:38
Unknown_27: I think it was the beard man, Sean. He had posted about... The litany of crimes that he might have committed by doing this, even unknowingly. In particular, these crimes are generally strict liability laws, which means that you could say, you could even be truthful in saying, I didn't know that she was 17 years, 11 months old. But strict liability means that you did it. It doesn't matter if you had knowledge of the crime. You did it, and that's a crime. So there are several problems here. He sent her nude images of himself. So sending pornography to a minor... having a sexually explicit conversation with a minor across interstate lines is a crime. He received nude images of her, presumably at his request, which would be receiving child pornography over interstate lines and also perhaps production of child pornography because he was requesting that she do things for him. So that could be considered production. The other issue is that he sent her Melina's nudes. So that is sending pornography to a minor over state lines. That's a different crime. And then I think he, I think he requests, she also sent him unrelated porn and that might be its own thing, but that I'm not sure about. And then the big one is, and this is one that a lot of people should be familiar with is the solicitation of sex reminder over interstate lines, because that is one of the things that people have levied against Sam Hyde for trying to get, um, Markey to travel across state lines and actually getting her to travel across state lines to have sex with them. So that is its own felony and that's not a state crime. That's a federal issue because it's across states.

1:58:26
Unknown_27: So the question then is, and I'm putting aside moral faggotry because the moral fag take is that the age when it comes to like 17, 18, like 17, 16 is like legal in almost the entire world. So Let's set that aside. The really gross thing is that he's an old man going after as young as he can possibly fucking get. I have no doubt in my mind that if Destiny had the ability to legally have sex with a 13-year-old, he would probably have sex with a 13-year-old. There's no indication whatsoever that he would object to this if it were legal. But he tries to obey the law, so he tries to get as young as possible without getting into trouble. I believe that. So let's just set that aside. Moral faggotry aside.

1:59:00
Unknown_27: in my position about, just in case you don't know, my rule is from like a movie, it's like a joke, but it's your age divided by two plus seven. I can think of no instance where this is wrong. It like even applies if you're like a teenager yourself, it works pretty well. If you just listen to this rule, His life would be so much easier, Chet. If he's 40, nobody would bat an eye at him dating a 27-year-old. There would be no issues. Nobody would give a fuck, ever. He could have threesomes and polycules with all the 27-year-olds in the fucking world that he wants to. 100 a day. Nobody would ever fucking care. He would never be able to say, like, oh, he's degenerate or whatever the fuck. Nobody gives a shit. But he wants 18. And that's only because that's what's legal, basically. So...

1:59:37
Unknown_27: The issue then, outside of moral implications, is what the government wants to do. Because if this is true, and it might be true, I think it is true based on what I've seen. And she also deleted her social media, her real life social media, not her like prostitute stuff, when this got found out. So that seems like it is true. And she's trying to hide it too late.

2:00:15
Unknown_27: My thought is, is there anybody in the government enough or who hates destiny enough to cause issues for him? And there might be because Hassan Piker, by the way, very funny story. Hassan Piker refuses to acknowledge that the Kiwi Farms existed.

Unknown_27: So what happened is, as soon as this broke, and this was posted on the Kiwi Farms first, as soon as this broke, people screencapped all the evidence, posted it to Twitter, and then Hasan read, like, oh, man, Twitter users found this. And it was the same thing with rDrama. People directly linked to rDrama.net all the stuff about Jannies having their fiefdoms taken, and then Twitter users screencapped all the logs and posted them to Twitter. And they're like, oh, my God, the Jannies leaked this on Twitter. So they just like crop that shit out. But literally within an hour of this being on the Kiwi farms, they had laundered it onto Twitter. And then Hassan was able to read it and address it without mentioning the forum. So you're welcome, Hassan. Feel free to donate. My XMR address is in the supporting the forum thread.

2:01:29
Unknown_27: But Hassan's really big. Presumably there may be somebody sympathetic to him somewhere in the government that might go after Destiny on his behalf.

Unknown_27: It's up to them what they want to do. And I think that the entire reason why this even leaked out, by the way, is that Destiny had said something stupid that gave the people on the forum the information they needed to confirm this. and they did so literally him taunting people in the kiwi farms and saying they were bad at doxing is why her identity was leaked and now he's implicated in a you know a slew of different possible federal crimes um so good for him i guess don't taunt a thousand people who really fucking hate you because uh one of them might might fuck you up a bit um And this is what I remember a few months ago when destiny posted in the DGG chat, which is his live stream chat on like his website. a few pictures of Rose, and taunted us over our investigation abilities. She went to Rock Valley College if they want more to go on. It's funny because they think I'm hiding stuff about Rose since she's underage. The only reason I haven't actually mentioned much about her is because I know it makes those retards dig harder. Also, one more pic. I'm not sure if in this one either you can tell. Okay, good luck. Good luck, smiley face. Also, I never said that pic posted was of me. It's a pic they sent from their school. Supposedly, they were working on an associate's in neurology. KF's ability to investigate anything is super pathetic. I thought it was some crazy investigatorship, but now I realize it was just no life obsessively stalking all my social media that allowed someone to do it. Easy to do when you live on permanent disability. So, by the way, when he posted this, it was in December of 2024.

2:02:53
Unknown_27: with links to the pictures of Rose that he was sharing. So this was going on immediately after the leaks. So immediately after the leaks were out, he got big puffed out chest and said, you can't find shit on Rose. It's all over the board. It's all legit. Anyways, go fuck yourself, Kiwi fags. And yeah, she was 17 apparently. So we'll see how that works out for him.

2:03:31
Unknown_08: I wish nothing but the best for our boy destiny there.

Unknown_08: So this is, I think, a leak that was sent to this guy.

Unknown_27: Oh, this was the original correspondence with destiny to, uh, to Rose. I think you're hot as fuck, but 18. What the fuck? Also one day old account. Hmm. Oh, well, I mean, I'm flattered if you want it to. Yeah, sure. Probably one near an ID. So I know you're at least 18, but I understand that that's too much info. You'd be comfortable showing. Yeah, that's fine. Just writing something on a piece of paper is more than enough. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like trying to get her. It's like, well, I don't, you look really young, but I don't need to see ID. Just like prove that the tits are yours. And then we can go from there. So this is the anonymous email. It says, I'm not Solo, which is the person that leaked the original leaks. A friend of mine is employed by Destiny. Destiny, the retard, started a server of approximately 10 people with the purpose of finding Rose. You're correct in that they failed. So even he didn't know. Even he didn't know where she's from or who she was. And he dared us to find her for him, I guess because he thought that would benefit him in some way. In his genius 197 IQ mind, he probably was like 100% over convinced that she was over the age of 18 when they chatted. And he thought if he doxed her, he could prove that she wasn't underage and dispel those silly Kiwi fag rumors. But that's not what happened.

2:04:35
Unknown_27: He shared the attached image with the server as well as sharing videos of her having sex with older men and other not safe for work with the purpose of identifying her, identifying the hotel, etc. She was 17. Okay, so not only was he receiving child pornography, he was sending it out. He was sharing it with 10 people over Discord and distributing it. She was 17, the majority of the porn she had shared with the server. Other members of the server had to tell him that if he's going to continue sending photos and videos of her to please blur the genitals because they don't want to get in trouble if it turns out she was underage. I don't know how damning the screenshot will be. I don't use Twitter. They're from unaware of why her side of the DMs are missing. or why his own information was at the top of the DM as opposed to hers. Best guess is if an account was deactivated and you revisit your DM with them. That's how it appears. Those features of the screenshot made me initially question the credibility of it, but I don't believe my friend would lie as they're completely indoctrinated by Destiny and I have no reason to believe that they would try and sabotage him. Close to the bottom of the screenshot, it's partially obscured, but he says, ah, ha, ha, okay, okay, I believe you. She declined to show proof of age to Destiny, enthusiastically accepted that. The only verification she gave him was proof that she's not a catfish by writing her name and date on a piece of paper and taking a picture with it. If someone looks like a minor and declares to verify their age after being asked, an adult with functioning moral integrity or even an ounce of self-preservation would cease communication. I imagine it's hard for Destiny to enact any kind of self-preservation instinct with his dick in his hand, but these are the fruits of that shit.

2:06:24
Unknown_27: By the way, speaking of self-preservation and moral integrity and just general intelligence, Destiny got in trouble with the court immediately after that because the plaintiff in the Jane Doe case, which is Pixie, filed for a motion. So the plaintiff, Pixie, is asking the court to off to basically take their proposed motion and submit it and because what happened is that certain things in this case because of the nature of it are sealed and destiny has been reading sealed documents on his live streams and he thinks that he's being 10 000 iq because he's not mentioning certain things and he's trying to work around it but now he's going to have to answer to the court why he's reading sealed documents on live stream um

2:07:18
Unknown_27: So we'll see how that works out for him. That's also 10 million IQ. Hasan Piker, of course, extremely over the fucking moon about this. And in particular, certain somebody else is not. So this is Hasan Piker. He made this statement, I think, before the Destiny stuff happened. And I'll read the follow-up to it. And every type of armed resistance against both the settlers and also the Israeli occupying force in the West Bank, doesn't matter if it's your favorite podcasters like Wife that participate in these raids, the violence that the Palestinians engage in, in an act of resistance against this illegal occupying force is literally legal, definitionally legal.

2:08:03
Unknown_00: Okay? It's just the truth.

Unknown_27: So in case you're wondering what he's referring to, it's this. It's this I said, and then it plays. There we go.

Unknown_27: So many moons ago, Keila Klein, the wife of H3H3, was a member of the IDF, and she supposedly took, uh, participated in raids against the Gaza Strip. Hasan Piker says, therefore, she is a valid military target and any intifada across the world would be completely haram. and taking military action as reprisal against her, even though she's been out of the military for like 20 fucking years and has a family and lives in the United States now. That's what Hasan is saying. Now, H3, of course, being an opportunistic Jew, took this moment to jump on Hasan Piker because he did say something incredibly fucking stupid. And he says, so if I started saying shit like Hassan is Hamas propagandist and therefore a legit military target, which I do not believe, everyone is going to be okay with that. This is the fourth time a leftist Twitch streamer has explicitly called for me or heal his death. Nobody has been reprimanded for these tweets. death threats by twitch not once for comparison on youtube that empanado played an fps game where you play as hamas and murder in israeli and he simulated murdering gila in the game and as a result caught a week-long suspension he hasn't wished death on either of us on youtube since then and he knows there are repercussions for making death threats on youtube

2:09:15
Unknown_27: And then they post about this. This is just another glimpse into the psyche of a man that does not see women as his equal. He uses women to get whatever he needs, be it revenge, sexual gratification. or to massage his ego by exposing their nude bodies without their consent to his boys. If you don't remember, um, I don't think I covered this, but Hassan Piker is like, was like a frat boy and he did like the, um, like the confidence man shtick. So, uh, like they talked about his frat boy days where he was like, like a poon hound before he was like a leftist social commentator or whatever the fuck.

2:09:52
Unknown_27: Um, then the destiny shit dropped and, uh,

2:10:29
Unknown_08: Where's the actual? Oh, this is it, I think.

Unknown_27: No, is that it?

Unknown_01: Yeah, this is it.

Unknown_27: So, Hasan immediately jumped on Destiny and just ignored the death threat fallout stuff, and this is what they said.

Unknown_01: I didn't even know anything about this.

Unknown_21: Apparently, Destiny, in response to Hasan's essentially calling Hila a valid military target, I guess, Destiny, who's a total fucking dumbass, who, again, we had, like, a flawless victory here, and this dumbass went there and made him, gave Hasan the ability to cry and be the victim. Right. Which he did. Now he's been on his Instagram stories being like, oh, my God, I'm getting death threats, you guys. Yeah. What do we get? This is unbelievable. We need to do something about it. It's like, oh, you don't like it when people give death threats to you?

2:11:09
Unknown_20: That's fucking really interesting, dude.

Unknown_21: But because of Destiny's dumb fucking ass, he went on Discord, in his Discord, and he said something like, somebody should kill Hasan Piker. Just something brazenly insane.

Unknown_01: For the record, I don't believe anybody should do violence on his dog. Stupid and crazy, and we would never say anything like that. And I have nothing to do with what Destiny says.

2:11:42
Unknown_21: Yeah. Well, if you, well, apparently he's my closest collaborator, if you ask. He's my, he's hiding under the desk.

Unknown_01: If Destiny was my roommate. It's like, yeah.

Unknown_21: Hold on, hold on. Hasan has something to say. Oh. If Destiny was my roommate, I'd get him laid all the time.

Unknown_01: Oh. Right, because you're a bro. Now that's closeness.

Unknown_27: So, Destiny is like a toxic asset now. By the way, I just noticed this. I didn't notice this before. But the meme that he has in the background about his interruption button has redact.dev on it. Redact.dev is like a thing to scrub or help scrub your personal information off of... data aggregators online and that is the company of dan saltzman i think is his name and he is the guy that did the podcast with destiny way back when and apparently at this point in time like dan has like completely broken up with destiny and they have also broken up with destiny destiny is like completely by himself at the moment and he still rakes in like 10 000 viewers per live stream he still makes like an inconceivable amount of fucking money so

2:12:58
Unknown_27: I don't know. It pays to be pro-Israel, I guess.

Unknown_08: It's funny that the pro-Israel people hate him too now.

Unknown_27: And then one weird thing. I don't usually talk about IP2, but apparently Ice Poseidon, the OG, not IP2, IP1, Ice Poseidon, who has the worst voice ever. I know I'm not usually one to talk about people having shitty voices, but he just sounds horrible to listen to.

Unknown_27: Ice Poseidon 1 was cucked.

2:13:29
Unknown_27: He was cucked, chat.

Unknown_27: There's a little clip of Ruski down here.

Unknown_27: So should I drop the chest or not? See, that's his voice. Doesn't he sound like shit?

Unknown_03: And for what? You have a million dollars and he fucked your girlfriend on a mattress with no furniture.

Unknown_03: What was it for?

Unknown_27: In case you don't know, Ice Poseidon and IP2 people are like the scum of the fucking earth. Like the bottom of the fucking barrel scum. It's like the most gutter trash content you could ever possibly watch. And everybody who is involved in IP2 is a psychopath that should be avoided at all costs.

2:14:04
Unknown_09: Well, I'm not sure...

Unknown_03: I'm not sure where you're pulling that from, but... Dude, I don't even think you know what she was up to.

Unknown_11: Oh, good one. All right.

Unknown_24: Anonymous tipped $3.33. Never forget Ice took Kimmy back after Guna pounded her with his 9-incher. Dude, you are pathetic.

Unknown_11: Oh, good one.

Unknown_11: No, that's complete fucking bullshit.

Unknown_29: They're just mad that they're losing.

Unknown_11: And I have to go after my fucking girlfriend who is not involved with this at all.

2:14:43
Unknown_17: Court messages. Screenshot them all. Look, careful.

Unknown_15: Careful, careful.

Unknown_04: What, did she send you anything? No. Let's look at the media, too, while we're at it. Oh, Jesus, no. Before and after labiaplasty pictures.

Unknown_27: Oh, God.

Unknown_04: Kimberly, you see that?

Unknown_27: Hold up.

Unknown_27: Okay, there's no labiaplasty pictures in this. Apparently she got a labiaplasty. Ice Poseidon paid for it or some shit.

2:15:16
Unknown_24: Ice is a big fan. I feel sorry for you. You look like a loser and a massive cuck. All because you can't get over Kimmy. She was never good for you.

Unknown_11: Oh, I already texted Kimmy. I said I broke up with her. I just texted her like an hour ago. I said we're done.

Unknown_11: And bringing him to everything. Kimberly was always like, don't bring him. I don't like him. And I was like, well, whatever. I think he's funny. So I always brought you to the events. I always invited you to places. And you want to try and fuck me over. No, not you. Your girlfriend showed me that Kimberly is not the girl for me. But you also showed me your true character with your wife. So I will make sure to make it my mission in life. to now destroy everything that you and Lab have ever gained.

2:15:48
Unknown_27: That's so cringe. You're like, you fucked my wife. I'll show you, bish. I'll fuck over your IP2 livestreams. I'm watching 12 hours and 50 minutes of your content, but I'll fucking ruin you, buddy.

2:16:23
Unknown_11: And as for Kimberly, well...

Unknown_11: I mean, I don't care what she does. Wait, is this why they say IP2 always wins?

Unknown_27: Because IP1 is like shaking his fist at the clouds like, I'll get you next time, IP2. But then it never happens and they always win. Is that where that comes from? Is that Ice Poseidon just rages impotently at them and then they keep winning? I believe that now. Now I understand. It all makes sense to me.

Unknown_11: I just want her to go home and never see me again.

Unknown_27: I think there's a special something. No, there's not. I do have a... Wait.

2:16:57
Unknown_27: There's a part where he's like whinging. I want to find that real quick.

Unknown_27: Where's that nice little whinging at? Is this it? I think this is it.

Unknown_07: I don't know.

Unknown_08: No, that's not it.

Unknown_08: There's a part where... No, it's like... God damn it.

Unknown_27: It looks happy, doesn't he, Chet? I think this is it. There's a clip that I saw. Worst I've ever had. Dude, he looks like when he's just staring straight at the screen in some of these clips. In this picture in particular, he looks so much like Yandere Dev. You know what I mean? He's got that really long snoot and the curly hair, and he's just got that Yandere Dev physique going on, the Yandere Dev phenotype. I don't know what that says about him, but I want to hear this.

2:17:27
Unknown_11: Worst I've ever, I've ever had. It's, it's, I mean, you know, he, he said, he said last night or the day before, he said that he decided to do this because I'm such an asshole and oh, I'm egoing people and blah, blah, blah. No, it's banter. It's content.

2:18:16
Unknown_11: You are a giant fucking pussy.

Unknown_27: I mean, it is content. You got to give it to them. I'm talking about them. I never talk about them. I'm talking about them specifically because there was content made that's so funny that I have to play it for the outro of the song.

Unknown_27: They're right, I guess. You should get cucked more often. I would play it on my stream.

Unknown_11: Who can't handle the banter in the content. You are jealous that you're fucking poor. And now you live off your wife's only fans for money. You're a leech.

2:18:49
Unknown_11: You've done nothing in this life that you can be proud of. You're 30 fucking years.

Unknown_27: His wife has an only fans. These people are just amazing.

Unknown_11: They're really the cream of the crop. 28, however fucking old you are. I don't even know. You're late 20s. You've never done anything that you can be proud of in this world.

Unknown_27: You fucked your girlfriend. I mean, he can carry that to the grave now. You can't unfuck her.

Unknown_11: You live off your wife's only fans who sucked a dog's penis.

2:19:21
Unknown_23: What?

Unknown_11: So... I mean, you can say... What?

Unknown_28: What the fuck?

Unknown_28: You think you would start with that? Bro, that's so gross then.

Unknown_27: You... You had carnal relations with a woman who had carnal relations with a man who had carnal relations with a woman who had carnal relations with a dog. So you've sucked a dog's dick by one, two, three, four degrees of separation here. That's not a point in your favor. That's a detriment to you. Okay? I would never, ever fucking disclose that information. Okay.

2:19:52
Unknown_27: Okay.

Unknown_27: I feel like I've been poached. There are some content that I can eat, like fried rice, like a comfort food all day, every day, even though it's not very special. This is like I've been poached.

Unknown_27: I went into the IP2. I'm out of the IP2. I've had enough. It was like a deviled egg, and it's very filling. I don't need any more. Okay. It's too much.

2:20:25
Unknown_27: All right. Next.

Unknown_27: Medicare. No, shut up. I know about the song. Shut up. Medicare says due to worsening health. Now, this was after a month of speculation that he had died or is hiding from his fans or something.

Unknown_27: The dog has eight.

Unknown_27: He finally made a statement. He said, due to worsening health, I've stepped back from social media and other distractions to spend time with my family and friends. I hadn't planned to discuss this publicly because I didn't see the need to. That was, of course, until this evening when our family was attacked. The past year or so, a group of people involved in swattings targeted Americans were caught and were in the process of being criminally charged. You may have heard of it, Tor Swats. This group has a relationship with another group under investigation called 764. This evening, numerous people were contacted stating a mass casualty event had happened and a police response was sent to my home. Due to the ongoing DOJ and FBI prosecutions, I can only assume this is an attempt at witness or victim intimidation related to the case. My health is not great and my silence has led some to believe I had passed away or was in hospital, which leaves me with only a few conclusions to draw among them being an attempt to try and take a woman, my wife, while suffer her husband, uh, So he had been swatted. I think there is evidence of this. Here we go. That's the tweet.

2:21:47
Unknown_27: Yikes. Imagine being wrong all the time about literally everything and refer to Ethan calling him a fraud saying he was lying about the swatting. My wife, a year or two ago, we were swatting. I think it's the same group. I think that as well. And here's the video.

Unknown_23: Yeah.

2:22:22
Unknown_23: No, you guys got like, we got like a bunch of threatening calls.

Unknown_21: Yeah.

Unknown_23: And so like two years ago we got swatted.

Unknown_21: Yep.

Unknown_23: And so I think it's the same thing. It's the same group.

Unknown_21: I do think that as well. Do you mind if we come inside and make sure that everything's okay?

Unknown_27: So he did get visited by the police.

Unknown_27: Um,

Unknown_27: Ralph, of course, having the tact, as always, says, I wasn't wrong about your wife being a fat cow or you lying about me swatting you. I look forward to fulfilling the prophecy when you kick the bucket, which, of course, refers to him threatening to come on his grave. Also, it was a lot easier to get you to respond than I suspected. Dave asked him, where's your wife? Ethan Ralph responds, who cares? Dave says, then why are you attacking his? And then Ethan Ralph responds by saying, because I can and because she's garbage. Ralph even cut a promo for this event. So let's hear Ralph's promo.

2:22:56
Unknown_16: Medeker was embarrassed by streaming with the VTubers and leaning into the pedophilia and the sicko part of his audience. And I thought he would take more time off than he has, but he came back tonight and he said, oh, poor me. Oh, I've been swatted. And oh, I'm cooperating with federal authorities. And oy vey, please give me some leeway. Please forgive me and have mercy on me. And oh my God, please, please, please, please, please. Well, guess what? He's full of shit. Now, he was full of shit then. And all the fellow streamers, fellow creators who are falling all over themselves to back his bullshit are just as pathetic as he is. And he's lying. He's full of trash. He accused me of swatting him, despite the fact that the guy who swatted him, and I think other people, have been indicted for those very actions. Not only did they swat him, they swatted me and many others, including sitting Congress people. He's never corrected the record. He's a fucking liar. He's a fucking piece of trash. And anybody backing his bullshit is also full of shit. So fuck him. I knew he wasn't dead, of course. I could always hope. But fuck him. Fuck his fat wife. And fuck anybody who backs this bullshit.

2:24:09
Unknown_27: In case you're curious what he's referring to, I actually remember this. There was a stream a long, long time ago where Medicare made a statement along the lines of, isn't it curious how anybody on Ralph's bad side is getting swatted these days? And it was true at that point in the sector. It seemed like everybody in the sector, except Ralph himself was getting swatted, which is what he was referring to apparently. And I had completely forgotten about that until Ralph brought it up. Apparently, Ralph did not forget that and, uh, considers it a great offense to his, to his honor, uh, all these years later.

2:24:54
Unknown_08: So I think that's it.

Unknown_27: Is there anything that I missed? Let's see if there's anything that's happened because this is a bit shorter than my usual streams. If I cut it off right here, let me see if there's anything that I forgot to mention that has happened in the, since my stream began.

2:25:28
Unknown_08: Let's see the Medicare tweets.

Unknown_27: Well, Davies Fig Tree apparently got outed for having a telephone harassment call in his house.

Unknown_08: Says he was swatted. I think that's it. I think that's all the things worth talking about.

Unknown_08: Double check my notes here.

2:26:05
Unknown_08: I have a new note-taking system, so I'm trying to... Yeah.

Unknown_27: Yeah, I think that's it. I think we can call it Jobs? Nothing's happening with Jobs. I already talked about Cobra. It's the start of the stream.

Unknown_27: If you missed the Cobra segment, it's at the start of the stream. You have to re-watch it.

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_08: I have nothing to say about ReviewTechUSA.

Unknown_27: There's nothing... There's nothing really to say about Bossman. He's just losing more money. Apparently, there was some drama with him where his brother's wife, they recently got married. She's already pregnant, or she was pregnant when they got married. And they're expecting a grandchild now. So I think that's part of the reason why Bossman... dad rat dad has started to pressure austin to get out of the house because he has been pressuring him to get his own place recently so it's speculated that they want the grandbaby to come over more often and they don't want the grandbaby around austin at all i think that's probably also his brother's boss man drew's request is that i'll take him over but i'm not doing it when austin's there And obviously Austin doesn't do anything but smoke crack pipe and lose money. So it's sort of like, uh, look, your brother, we want to see grandbaby and that's not happening as long as you're here. So you gotta get the fuck out.

2:27:23
Unknown_27: So, um, I don't care about Chibi. Chibi's in fucking Japan. Who gives a shit?

Unknown_27: Chibi has done nothing ever. He's going to leave. I'll talk about his whole journey when he fucking leaves. Cause he's like, he's not interesting.

Unknown_08: Um,

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_27: I want to say that's it. The Kiwi Farms is running quite smoothly right now. We've been getting DDoS continuously, but I've got it in a pretty comfy place at the moment.

2:27:56
Unknown_27: So I'm going to call it quits there, I guess.

Unknown_27: I think so. Okay. Don't want to ramble on too long. So let's do the Super Chats. Can I put the Cobra Moon in there?

Unknown_27: Ooh. Oh, that is quite pleasing. What if I just ease up on it a little bit? No. Increase the contrast.

2:28:30
Unknown_08: No, that's too bright. Decrease the contrast. There we go.

Unknown_27: Nice and moody, but also green, Joe.

Unknown_27: All right. I do have a special outro song picked in case you want to stick around. madattheinternet.locals.com, by the way, always appreciated. I'll just say what I'm doing. My next local stream will be soon-ish. I've been saying that for over a month, but alas, poor York, I keep getting kicked in the balls. I will be assembling a computer. More specifically, I have been putting together something very cool, and I have to transfer my computer from its broken chassis to a different chassis, and I hope to show people I will be recording that with with the hands like a VTuber.

2:29:08
Unknown_27: So subscribe to the locals chat.

Unknown_27: All right.

Unknown_27: Let me read the super chats I missed from XMR chat last week, which would be all super chats from the

Unknown_27: 9th, I think. Yes. Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10, says, I don't know what you're referring to. I don't know, maybe masturbating? Honestly, I have no idea what you're saying.

2:29:47
Unknown_27: Vexillology, these nuts. Nuts emoji for one. It says, flag review request. This is the capital city of a first world country. Okay.

Unknown_27: Let's see.

Unknown_27: I'm going to guess that this is the flag of Tokyo.

Unknown_27: Japanese flags all look like they're corporate brand marks. And a lot of Spurgs who fake Reddit love flag lore, they are obsessed with it. Because everything Japan does is so kawaii. Oh my god, Japan is so much better than the West in every single way, and they're so kawaii. Even their flags are nice and standardized and Kauai chat. So then when they go, they like redo the entire American state flags and they make them all look like this shit. So, uh, yeah, I'm not impressed. I mean, some of them look okay, but it's just like, it's just a symbol and a color. I guess it makes sense. It's not very inspired though. Crab Shack Liberation Front for two says, Free Slungus. Is he even banned? I only ban people for like a week. He can wait. Rob Black's Hater for five says, Please stream with Ruben and or Schlepp once the legal stuff is cleared up. The issues with the neighbor hell game run so much deeper than all the surface level coverage from the past year or two. That sounds like a great idea, actually. That sounds like a lot of fun. And Fintard, for $150, says, 1488, get a case of European import beer on me with your pizza, not that US piss water you claim is beer. Here's a good channel. I don't know if you've already showed, but probably have alcohol-induced brain damage. So he drank a lot and gave me $150, and then I didn't even read his message, which is quite bad of me to do. I'm not a very good streamer. I don't know if you've noticed. And then the channel he wants to promote for that much money is...

2:31:30
Unknown_27: Flight from Sierra Cruz, very specifically this video, Central Banking does that. And this is the first part of the history of Central Banking, a look at how individuals being behind the Bank of England use all means necessary to conquer Europe. I have this book, by the way, that I think he's probably reading from.

Unknown_27: If you go to, I want to say it's foodfarms.stpublicjunk.com.

2:32:06
Unknown_27: Okay, I do. You can download the EPUB for A History of Central Banking by Stephen Goodson here. And you can read that at your leisure. It's a decent read, Chad. It's a decent read.

Unknown_27: Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for $10, says, glorious Kiwi emperor, when are you going to give Gunty his money? You should give him out in installments. If you give him it all at once, he might actually kill himself. I told him I would give him the money when the case is dropped. We're suing, so the pursuit is not over yet. Citrus Act for one says, it looks like Reddit set him up with huffing and the bog witch knocked him down with old school poison. The squirts should be taking scalps, but I have no faith in them.

2:32:38
Unknown_27: Yeah, they were also buying him canned air because he was dusting, which is also brain damage.

Unknown_27: Citric Medic for one says, so close to one last Halloween, you will be Miss Cobes. I'm going to concoct and choke down pumpkin pie margarita for the occasion. I hope you'll join me. His father did ask you raise a toast to my boy, my boy Cobra. So if you're the drinking type, and he admitted that there was some inappropriateness and asking people to toast for a man who died of alcohol poisoning but he said and he cried while saying that it's what he would have wanted which is true so i will probably have a nice drink tonight as well chat not pumpkin pie margarita though

2:33:15
Unknown_27: Budsbridge for one says my take from the Miss ending was to never give up. Even if you feel all hope is lost and you're alone in the dark by the end, you never know when help might arrive. Except that supposedly there's like a gypsy that tells him earlier in the film that his family has to die and the literal act of killing his family ends the mist. So that's the actual canonical explanation. And the ending fucking sucks.

Unknown_27: Buzz Burridge, for one, says, March for Australia, or August 31st. Also, what's the go with Muhammad getting railed in the desert while his mates just watch? Pretty gay.

2:34:03
Unknown_27: Apparently, I mean, basically the Quran states that a bunch of Pakis rode the Prophet Muhammad like a horse. Not like a horse. It uses the word road, which in ancient Arabic has the dual connotation that English does today, where you can ride somebody like a horse or fuck them. So it's up to interpretation if Muhammad, for whatever reason, was ridden by a bunch of pakis or if he was fucked by a bunch of pakis. But very specifically, the jinn are known for their sexual prowess, black skin, and huge dicks. And this is also discussed in the Quran, so... For whatever reason, a bunch of very dark packies that are very, very sexually active and have huge donkey dicks were riding the Prophet Muhammad like a horse in the best case scenario.

2:34:39
Unknown_27: David Lammy for once has come to England. No. Dark Western for five says, God damn it, which is a reference to Cobes. Um, Liddy little baby child for five says being born and named Joshua by your parents is like starting the race 50 yards back. Sad. Never had a chance. So true. King. Imagine if you went through your entire life and every day you just heard people go, Josh, Josh, you know, that does something to you. You know, that makes you go insane.

2:35:14
Unknown_27: mad archive 505 for once is rest in peace sweet prince fuck sickos base fuck sickos bunker housing for five says even in these dark times I joined to partake of news also fuck reddit snark facts base and true mark a pyre sex slave for 20 says fuck sickos Joshua face Saunders lives forever in our hearts true it's good it's I mean it's gonna suck because he's like a stable for so many people you know hopefully we can we can memorialize him some way david s thank you by the way david s877 for 25 says it's an ongoing attempt to introduce null to classical movie movie quotes okay hey boys look what i got here

2:35:58
Unknown_16: Hey, where are the white women at?

Unknown_27: That's another quote that I've only heard from Counter-Strike source things. Like when you get a multi-kill, some of the servers would just have that. Where are the white women at?

Unknown_27: Thank you. The false copy of Sunder for once says, truth nuke on the timeline. And then there's a link to loud and uses. It says, Groypers are a pro-immigration activist group. You do not need to spend time producing a new mental schema for them. Simply take however you feel about Antifa, and that's how you should feel about Groypers. This is in regards to something I didn't really cover because it's just par for the course for him. But Nick Fuentes has been supporting an AstroTurf movement from the Gavin Newsom for President team. Where basically they're just using pictures of Gavin Newsom looking like handsome at like his prep school and also using his white family to be like, you guys are voting for the guy married to a Pajit.

2:36:44
Unknown_27: However, this guy wants infinity shit skins in the country and the other guy does not. So he could be sticking his dick in literal piles of shit like in Jurassic Park where the guy puts his fist into a big pile of shit to find a cell phone. He could be literally doing that and I would not care.

2:37:18
Unknown_27: Um, which just goes to show you that Gripers are a brown psyop. LaserDiscSpinMan for five says RipCobes. RipCobes. SneedFiend for $50 says, I was selected as a staff sergeant in the Air Force. I know you hate feds, but I'm... Military is not fed, bro. But I'm excited to be stationed in Japan. Oh my god. Also, they sent out a force-wide email asking those getting out to consider ICE, lol. That's pretty based. Um, I mean, have fun in Japan. Uh, you know what...

2:37:58
Unknown_27: Apparently every like the bases in Japan, the American bases overseas are just known as like rape hubs. So try not to rape anybody.

Unknown_27: They don't like that.

Unknown_27: Congrats on your promotion, buddy.

Unknown_27: Don't watch any anime.

Unknown_27: Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for prices ripped to King Cobra. He was a real one. He was the realest of the real. Uh, no hurt. Mr. Metal for five says made my personal PFP to have King Cobra JFS really sucks. I'm drinking some rum for my Gothic bad boy. Well, he did ask for everybody to toast. Uh, crunky K for one says rip cobes, rip cobes, little baby child for five says Clint is a pretty unfortunate name too. It's just Clint and cunt mashed together. They're not as bad a name as Josh. Thank you. Yeah. I'll go one for two says Nicholas per Coco at crack and added me on linked in Lamao.

2:38:31
Unknown_27: That's the guy, he does crossovers with Kit Boga, which is pretty cool.

Unknown_27: Crispy Legs for Eva for 10 says, not so happy Friday, crying face, broken heart emoji. It's not at all.

2:39:07
Unknown_27: It's not at all. I can't eat pizza today, I guess. I'm going to have to make some calorie room up for drinks.

Unknown_27: TP Deluxe for five says, Rip, it should have been Ralph. So true, King. It should have been Ralph. RealBossmanJack for 10 says, I mean, I don't think you can escape. Unless your planets like to go up north in Canada and then wait there until we annex Canada, then you might have a chance. But until then, you're just fucked.

2:39:40
Unknown_27: Congratulations, by the way.

Unknown_27: Little Baby Child for five says, Reddit, leave no childs behind behind.

Unknown_27: That's funny. Space Allen for $50 says, Ham Jam. Thank you very much, Space Allen. I appreciate it. Bunker Housing for five says, the most evil is done by people who think they are the good guys. These are the most dangerous people. It's true.

Unknown_27: Does seem to be the case.

Unknown_27: Real Done Eye for one says, Request and Peace Cobes, your antics will be truly missed. They were missed for a long time. I missed OG Cobes before the alcohol got to them.

2:40:15
Unknown_27: I do feel really bad about all the Satan stuff, but maybe that's his mission. He's sent down there to feed Satan the goy slop and torment him.

Unknown_27: Thank you. One day people get what they fucking deserve.

Unknown_27: I think that Reddit's number will be called eventually. Awaken3442 says, I almost missed the best weekly show due to work and slacking off. Well, I'm glad you made it. Asian tech support for 10 says, uh, crown emoji, snake emoji, and then devil horns hand gesture emoji, which I think is a way of saying King Cobra, uh, and then like metal rocking thing. Thank you.

2:41:08
Unknown_27: Uh, Steve is standing for five says, what drink are you mixing for Cobes TRD? By the way? I don't know. I haven't decided yet, but I'm thinking about it.

Unknown_27: Uh, total rate of death. Yeah, that's true. The orange cow for 10 says, could you please read this like a disaster news reporter? I suppose.

Unknown_27: This is Ben Collins reporting on the robot uprising. The AI death bots have risen up and are flooding the streets. Wait, new reports say they aren't destroying anything or attacking civilians. And strangely, all the death bots are converging on one suburban neighborhood. Wait, is that Will Stansel's house? Then I assume that Will Stansel is being raped.

2:41:41
Unknown_27: You listen to me. Think about it. One says, praise Cobra's magic. He's rocking out with Ozzy in hell now.

Unknown_27: Makes me so feel bad to say that about him. You know what I mean? um the ghost of low tax for one says there's honestly enough cobra lore that you didn't talk about in your first stream to do a dozen person streams on him he's he's the only cow comparable to chris in any in the amount of lore that he has um i can't believe that i don't think i'll do it for this october though i'll think about it america for one says rip cobes you were a real one he was the realest of the real The uncredited for five says, she, Joshua, on my Connor until I moon. That is bizarre.

2:42:18
Unknown_27: Even in death, Cobra still rules our sad troll lives. It's true. So true, King.

Unknown_27: Celebrating Cobra today by eating pizza and drinking vodka. That's just like a plan, actually. With juice all in his name, TWU, please play this short funny video. Okay.

Unknown_08: Okay. Big thank you to the fan who ordered

Unknown_15: Some tactical soap. I got a $50 affiliate cash from my sponsorship. Oh, look at that sexiness.

2:42:57
Unknown_15: Oh, yes.

Unknown_15: Yes. There we go. YouTube, this first bite.

Unknown_15: It's for the trolls who hate when I get pizza to eat. Oh, no.

Unknown_15: That's for all my awesome fans.

Unknown_15: Mmm.

Unknown_15: Oh, that honey barbecue sauce, YouTube.

Unknown_27: Ew, bro. Come on. This guy might enjoy pizza more than me.

Unknown_15: That honey barbecue sauce is working for this pizza, dude.

2:43:34
Unknown_27: Dude, imagine getting his order. You probably think it's like a troll order.

Unknown_15: Like the most disgusting pizza you can imagine delivered to some guy's house.

Unknown_27: They eventually... That guy's not asking for a pizza.

Unknown_28: That guy's not interested. You have to learn after a while that no, the disgusting slot pizza that that guy's ordering, that's just Cobes.

Unknown_15: That guy looks scared. YouTube, you have no flipping idea. That's some good pizza.

2:44:06
Unknown_15: Anyways, YouTube, cheers to my fans.

Unknown_27: And the Bud Light. One of the best Cobes moments was honestly one of the best is he was doing it like an in real life live stream. And he went to this bar in Casper and he sat down and he said, yeah, I'll have one of those tranny beers. And without missing a beat, the lady gave him a Bud Light just like immediately, just immediately knew what the fuck a tranny beer was and gave it to him perfectly. It was it was a fantastic moment.

Unknown_27: It was right when that had happened, too.

2:44:44
Unknown_27: The Ghost of Lotex, for one, says, The guy who made the Cobra documentary was Joel Patrick, and he went on to edit for MDE and edited World Peace and most of their old sketches. He made one other documentary called Ham Pound 93, which was also Kino. I did not know that at all. That's very cool, actually.

Unknown_27: I don't know. I like the Japanese ring. I think the American ring is better. I think that's a controversial opinion because everyone's a fucking weeaboo. I think I like the American version of ring more than the Japanese version.

2:45:26
Unknown_08: The...

Unknown_08: Weird foreign films.

Unknown_08: You really razzle dazzled me with this comment. I can't think I can't think of anything off the top of my head. No.

Unknown_27: Whenever I think of weird foreign films, I remember like 10 plus years ago. there was a movie that I was forced to watch cause I was still like, like the form was brand new and we did like a movie night. And I want to say the movie is called like the mysterious Mr. Q or something. And it's a Japanese film about how this guy enters this family's life and like completely destroys them. Like the son gets arrested. The dad loses his mind and fucks his daughter who shits herself after dying. And then there's a scene where he's like holding an umbrella, getting like covered in breast milk. For some reason, they made me watch this. So I don't know if you want to see that. But I've never seen a Serbian film. I had no interest of it.

2:46:01
Unknown_27: That's Oldboy. That's not a strange foreign film, though. Oldboy is just a really good one. Yeah, Visitor Q. I think that's the name of it. Typical slope shit. That's exactly right.

2:46:37
Unknown_27: Um, Sneedo for five says rest in peace. Cobra. I was at work when I first saw the King Cobra might've passed away message and was hoping it was not true. And I wake up to the horrible news. I'm going to miss him. Rip Cobra, rip Cobra. It is. I couldn't believe it either. Citrus X, I mean, it was a little bit soft because I had seen the message that he posted the day before, so I was like, oh, that might be true. Citrus X, for one, says, every time my husband and I drive near a semi, it's nerve-wracking, and we try to get past, stay away as best we can. Always a jeet or some other darkie when we pass. Yeah, dude. I used to think, like... you know, that trucks were really safe because I thought they had this really vigorous vetting process. But now it's like, here's another thing in our, our society where I used to think that if there was a semi truck on the road, there was no reason to be afraid because they were responsible, track metered, tested, et cetera, to get their pain in the ass CDL license. And now I just know that there are some Jeets in government that just sell them for 20 bucks each or some shit.

2:47:11
Unknown_27: Uh, Citrus for one says, and fucking none of them can drive safely. We've been dealing with insane swervers and lack of turn signals nonstop. Yeah, that's a pain in the ass. Most of the truckers I saw were Slavs and Jeet Muslims. You think the Slavs were better drivers? I've seen a bunch with Ukraine Tridents on their trucks. Yeah, they're fine. The Jeets are the ones that scared me. banana plugs for two says happy pizza day no today is not a happy pizza day rip to cobes i can't fathom how people like the rage pig and baldo still live while he dies because people don't give them alcohol except belows silver schizo for one says i have to be a wage slave today josh but i'm sure the stream is great hope this all gets you closer to the 50 cal rifle thank you i appreciate it Meowga1 for 5 says, one time a jeet truck chimped out on I-95 and threw a banana at my car, smeared all over my windshield, and obstructed my view. You should report that. Dude, if I see a jeet on the road, and they're CDL, and they're doing anything, I've got dash cam. I'm calling it in. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to carry the fuck out. Every reason that I have to get a jeet deported from this country, personally taking my time out to clip the fucking dash cam and file a complaint, and file a complaint with the DOT as well, because fuck them.

2:48:17
Unknown_27: Now, banana plugs, pretenses, let's laugh through your tears for this one. This is the last of these. Okay, I guess we're watching videos today.

2:48:57
Unknown_27: Oh, there's the German film, As Wieder da, which is He is Back. That's a good one, too. Except for the end. It's good all the way up to the ending. There's one part in particular that apparently, like, Nat Soaks get really upset about, where they're like, oh, no, Hitler would never do that. But it's like the funniest fucking scene of any film ever. And I don't know how anybody can get mad at that.

Unknown_13: Hey there, Ching Chong. We're giving away cats and dogs to people who help us fight China.

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_13: Hi, ma'am. You've been drafted. The army needs some hand- What up, you little bitch? You've been drafted. We need you to do some hard math while we make fun of your eyeballs.

2:49:34
Unknown_07: So do I get to drive the Humvee?

Unknown_06: I wouldn't let you drive a f***ing bike.

Unknown_13: You look like the last 20 people I talked to. How the f*** can you damn Ling Lings tell who's who? Say goodbye to your parents forever. You're not coming back. You've been drafted, sir. We need loud K-pop music to torture our enemies. Go meditate in the combat zone. Then they'll shoot you, and then we'll shoot them. Well, I would die. Okay, and? Perfect. We'll roll you down a f***ing hill.

2:50:05
Unknown_13: Hey, baby. What the fuck? Today's your lucky day. We're drafting for World War... Oh my gosh, Brad, how did you... Again.

Unknown_27: Hey there, Ching Chong.

Unknown_13: I guess that's why that's the last one.

Unknown_27: He dies horrifically at the end. I can't believe it. Poor service members.

Unknown_27: Always just happens to them for some reason.

2:50:38
Unknown_27: such an act for one says you don't need to be literate to not close on a family with a literal truck especially when the sign is just a symbol and we apparently fucking do uh so mulligan two for five says here's dale the grinder giving a confession about payment processors just for you um okay

Unknown_08: Just fuck processors.

Unknown_25: You know what? Just fuck payment processors. Man, bless payment processors with Civil War cannons. Obliterate payment processors.

Unknown_25: There you go. There's your confession for this stream.

2:51:24
Unknown_27: That's pretty accurate. I agree with that. uh silver schizo for five says josh canada fucking sucks i hope to convert my weak dollars to freedom dollars to us to super chat have you been buying silver eagles now that you're back no i haven't been able to buy um anything i have to save up money besides what i've been doing to my office to like stream more and shit but that's it that's all i can afford Yeah, that's true. I mean, they are scary as fuck.

2:52:08
Unknown_27: We can only hope for that.

Unknown_27: And Koli Dante for 20 says, I've heard there is an up and coming OnlyFans alternative called dunted.com run by a famous pornographer. Maybe Aniza can try that. Yeah, you reminded me. I forgot to mention that OnlyFans is like a huge APAC supporter and they've given like $11 million to APAC. And it's funny that Aniza Jamha is like, here's my frumpy booty. Don't you want to see my frumpy shitter? Everybody, don't you want to pay for that? But she's like pro-Palestine and on a platform that's like the most Jewish platform ever conceived in human history.

2:52:41
Unknown_27: Thank you.

Unknown_27: Gormless wonder for five says, how many max pickles do you have on W plays? Like 2000. I just dumped my pixels every day.

Unknown_27: About tree 50. Oh, one for five says two old men, Joe and Bob were eating at dinner, eating at a diner. Joe kept bragging about how great his new hearing aid was.

Unknown_27: Bob said, that's great. What kind is it? Bob responded about two 15.

Unknown_27: Great joke, buddy. No, child, I will not. They did lose.

2:53:21
Unknown_27: Okay, let's do the world chat.

Unknown_08: Better be good. It's better be good. It's better be worth it.

Unknown_27: All right. As always, we start with the classic Sneed opening chat. The classic Sneed opening. And then, it's been a while. I forget what I... Horse? No. There's a specific word that I would have if it cleared it out completely. I want to say it's Ouija, but that's like a meme one.

2:53:52
Unknown_27: No, not Ouija. That's boring.

Unknown_27: Let's do...

Unknown_08: No? Yeah, that works.

Unknown_08: Ooh, I'm getting fucking shittered here.

Unknown_08: No S, and it has a second letter that's a T. That's a harder one. What the fuck ends with a T?

2:54:30
Unknown_08: Why? Something that clicks T?

Unknown_08: Not meaty.

Unknown_08: No.

Unknown_08: It has to be like a Y at the end, right?

Unknown_08: I think.

Unknown_08: Um... Beady? Beady? Beady? Weedy?

2:55:04
Unknown_08: Or... Witty? Witty?

Unknown_08: I hate making a second letter guess like that, though.

Unknown_27: Oh, my God. Okay, so it's not witty, but it has a TTY. Huddy?

Unknown_27: Giddy?

Unknown_28: Baddy? No! That had to be it, because he said it was about me. What the fuck else would it be?

Unknown_28: Laddy? Vaddy? Baddy? Raddy? Raddy? Why is it... Raddy is not... Oh, it is a word, I guess.

2:55:45
Unknown_27: Okay.

Unknown_27: I see. I'm a ratatouille rat. I thought you were calling me a fatty. I thought that's what you were doing, bro. The fucking long con. Now, even worse, I said it myself, so now I'm fucking owned.

Unknown_27: Okay. GormlessWonder45 says, stumbled across this insipid, wholesome comic with an interesting choice of names. Okay, I guess we're doing links all fucking days.

Unknown_27: Thanks. Gator. Thanks, Ethan.

2:56:16
Unknown_27: I don't get the joke, but yeah, that is pretty ironic that we have Gator and Ethan by Chao Hong Lam. I should send this to Gator. I didn't even fucking mention. I completely forgot. Gator graduated. I completely forgot to make it a note that Gator graduated this week. He did his goodbye stream and it sucked and there's nothing to talk about. I was supposed to go through and find something to mention. Oh, I remember. Okay. Here's your impromptu Gator segment. You ready? So this is only for the people that stick around for the Super Chat segment. Gator retired, and on his stream, his last stream with the Anime Boomers podcast as Gator, I think he's coming back as Anime Aardvark or some shit and trying to start over new, but he's doing it in the laziest, dumbest way possible as if we're not just going to immediately know it's him. But he said that the most important thing That he ever did as the Gator Game Mower in like 15 years of being the Gator Game Mower and fighting through the trenches of GamerGate and against the SJWs and working for Ethan Ralph as his footstool for fucking years. The number one thing that he did that he's proud of is that...

2:57:25
Unknown_27: Remember when I was on the Keno Casino, there was a clip I played or made them play where Gator and his butt buddy were making this weird voice and going like, Salaam! Salaam! Salaam! And they kept making that fucking noise. That was the name of a streamer who I believe was with Nijisanji. And then she broke away because she was being cyberbullied to death by the Japanese. They were like, ha ha, you fat American woman. You know work very hard, but we make you contract and give you character and make you internet famous. Now you work very, very hard for us. Ha ha. And then she's like, I already fucking killed myself. Slam. And then after she left Nijishanji... And posted about how she wanted to fucking die. She was going to fuck a dude. She was going to fuck a dude. All the animes rallied around her and made fun of Nijisanji. And that's why there's that video of the Nijisanji guy bowing. This is how it works in my memory. This could be completely fictitious memories. But it was like a big scandal for them. And Americans were like, oh my god, you can't make our fat retard sad. What the fuck, bro? So they apologized for it. And then Kiki Pompom has nothing to do with any of this. Chag it real. But when this was happening, Gator sent a message to Legal Mindset. Legal Mindset, also known as Legal Dick Sucker, and said, Legal Mindset, you got to talk about this slam stuff because it's really important VTuber drama. So Legal Mindset did talk about it and apparently raised the profile of this outrage. Gator takes credit for this, because I think he was on stream with Legal Mindset. This was back when he was a really small streamer or something. And then...

2:59:08
Unknown_27: Salem became Doki Bird and Doki Bird is like independently successful. And she's still sometimes suicide baits. I want to say she still wants to fuck a dude, but she's no longer under the oppressive thumb of the nips. And Gator takes credit for this. He says that the thing he's most proud about is that he got legal dick sucker to talk about Salem being bullied to death by Niji Sanji and helping her relaunch as a re-debut rather as Doki Bird. And of all the things that he's done in the last decade of his life, this thing that he's probably not even partially responsible for is his absolute peak. The thing that he is most proud of. That was the most gator event of all gator events, according to him.

2:59:54
Unknown_27: So there you go. That is the gator segment.

Unknown_27: Um, SAR words for one 50 says your H1B scheme explanation. Last stream makes zero sense. What do American companies who like cheap later game from hiring jobs? Americans would work for a hundred K at instead of the hiring Jeets for the same job and pay them 300 K. That's the exact opposite incentive. Um, Well, my sir, you're forgetting something called racism, specifically discriminatory hiring practices. So if you look at all these big tech companies like Oracle and Microsoft and Google and YouTube and literally all of them, IBM, and you look at who that Linksys, all of them, literally all these companies, and you look at who runs them now, it's Jeets. So how did this happen? Well, 10 years ago, these companies started importing Jeets by the hundreds of thousands because they work for cheaper. And then they got into the company and then they made moves. They got into HR positions. They started hiring more H-1B visas until the equilibrium of the company was Jeet favored. Whites can never discriminatorily hire white people, but Jeets get away with doing this shit all day because they're brown and smell like shit. So therefore, they're special. And then over time, they started paying their H-1B visas more because guess what? They were the CEOs of the company. So back in the day, it was a thing where it was like, let's hire these Jeets because they're poor because that's what white people think. And then when all the white people got fired and replaced by the Indians that they hired because they were scheming, conniving, nepotistic freaks, they started hiring their own people at a greater cost. And there's probably kickbacks going to Indian firms and stuff that they have friends or family in and stuff like that. So there you go. This has been going on for 30 years, and now we're reaping the benefits of this.

3:01:47
Unknown_27: And so they all have to go back. They've got to be denaturalized. The passport Americans have to have their fucking paperwork taken and burned, and they've got to be sent back. And if they don't want to go home, we'll find whatever place will take them. Will South Sudan's government take a jeep for $1,000? Well, guess what? You're going to South Sudan. That's how it's working. That's what we're going to do. All of them.

3:02:27
Unknown_27: Mouse Cop 5, including you, by the way, if you're Indian. Mouse Cop 5, for one, says, Inside of you, there are two pizzas. No, they're not.

Unknown_27: Devious to V, for two, says, The Cobra thread was the first one I followed on the site. I think everyone always wanted to see Cobra get better. It said that never happened. I hope the coin happens. I hope so, too.

Unknown_27: I mean, everybody wanted this for Cobes, but, you know. I mean, he... you can't make somebody do something they don't want to do, you know, and that includes recover.

3:02:59
Unknown_27: Uh, Valksir for one says, rest in peace. Cobes rest in peace. Cobes, uh, bunker housing for three says regarding the inheritance and Sweden, we have a saying when God comes with death, the devil comes in with inheritors.

Unknown_27: That's pretty funny.

Unknown_27: Uh, Sneedo for one says, I'm a fucking dude. Everyone has AIDS. It's true. He did. He's fucked a very specific dude though. Gormless Wonder for one says, if you haven't seen it already, please check the Maddie Proton mail. Possibly urgent. It's not fucking urgent, bro. He sent me a panic email like, did you mean to dox yourself? Did you mean to dox yourself? Bro, I don't live at apartment number 21,950 at a fucking strip mall. It's literally a remailing office in a marina. I don't live there. Okay? Don't worry. I don't think there are many apartment buildings in the world that go up to 21,000 or whatever the fuck.

3:03:34
Unknown_27: Maybe in China. There was an address in Shenzhen. You should search it in yourself.

Unknown_27: Sneed is standing for one says the tard who fucked Bert said he wanted to get fucked in his tracheostomy, AKA the uncle Ned throat hole. Wonderful. Uh, that is fucking disgusting. Um, truly, uh, harrowing. I didn't need to know that. Uh, CPEG for five says regarding the death of King Cobra JFS. I know many States have depraved heart murder, often second degree where the perp didn't know somebody would die, but knew it was likely hope we get murder trials. Uh, yeah, I mean, that's, I mean, it's not second degree. Generally. There's also like, um, reckless endangerment. There's all sorts of shit. You could, you could possibly classify this under, um, manslaughter. I think is one where if you do something where, you know, you don't know you're not intending to kill people, but you should know a likely outcome of that might be grievous bodily injury. Then it's manslaughter.

3:04:39
Unknown_27: Um, Spingle cat for one says whites defending Islam are always disgusting. Yeah, they fucking are.

Unknown_27: Oh, and there's some fucking Swede who's like a Muslim. Yeah, dude, you just got to beat him with sticks.

Unknown_27: Meowga from 10 says, Real Laura Fuentes was hated at his high school, Leon's Township High School, and that's why he did the TV club for nerds and made his little America First show. I mean, I can believe it. He's fucking obnoxious. He's somebody who, if you're not sucking his dick, he doesn't like you. You know, if you want to stream with Nick Fuentes and be cool with Nick Fuentes, you have to be completely deferential to him like Sam Hyde is. And you have to basically give him sloppy toppy. And anybody that thinks that they're even a peer of Nick Fuentes is not welcome. And that's why you have gross freaks like Zyrka who stream on Cozy and the Beards and like sub-fucking humans. Nobody with any dignity would be next to Nick Fuentes.

3:05:20
Unknown_27: You can just smell that kind of rat shit on people when you're near them.

Unknown_27: Thank you. 16MB for five says, I don't think that premarital sex should be glorified, but my goodness is that faggot Fuentes ruined any good image for people who are waiting until marriage have. Yeah. I mean, it basically just makes you look like a closeted fag now.

3:05:59
Unknown_27: Spinglecat for one says, whites defending Islam is always disgusting. I already read that, I think.

Unknown_27: I did. Okay.

Unknown_27: Falding for $100 says, pizza for Jush and a beer for Josh today. Feel good and bad. Yeah.

Unknown_27: That's true. Okay, I'm Jewish. I got you.

Unknown_27: I got you, brother.

Unknown_27: I don't know. If you have a drink suggestion, let me know. I can always get Yingling. I always like Yingling.

3:06:31
Unknown_27: Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Doug S. pretends to say, hey Josh, just an FYI, Jim Stewartson claims that I orchestrated the Kash Patel and General Flynn lawsuits against him. He also blames me for breaking up his fake non-profit. The fact is I caught him in the Kurt Tanner hacking group and published it LOL. Wow, that's embarrassing. Dude, imagine thinking that Kurt Tanner is your salvation. That's fucking humiliating. What a fucking loser.

Unknown_27: Thank you. RedEyesBlackDragon2 says, who's YandereDev?

3:07:04
Unknown_27: You know who that is. Why are you being a shithead? It goes to low text. One says the Cobra channel. I suggested that when Cobes died, they should make a doll size coffin for his dummy, Sean and Barry. That's fucking mean, bro. Shut up.

Unknown_27: Bunker housing for five says, so what are you saying is that ice Poseidon is the antepenultimate dog oral pleasure? Yes, precisely that.

Unknown_27: John Dodarius for two says great stream. Thank you. Borrello Furman for one says nothing. Thank you. Docs found for five says, how worth it is it to send a handwritten letter to governments versus printed ones or emails? How much more influence does something written in cursive have? I have been told that congressmen and senators, I've been told this by a congressman.

3:07:36
Unknown_27: I have been told that their team reads all letters. So I would imagine that... And they just kind of sort them. Like, this one's about the war in Iraq. This one's about medication. This one's about Medicare or Medicaid or retirement plans. And they just say, like, this week we received... 50 emails and emails regarding immigration and H-1B visas, that kind of stuff. And it's mostly a head count. Very infrequently does a letter about a specific issue affecting a specific person receive direct attention from the council of a representative of the United States. So keep it short. My rule of thumb is I try to fit everything on a letter that I send anybody on one page. So it's at most two or three paragraphs, sometimes four. I rarely ever go over that. And I always print because I just want to make it so that people actually read it. And I feel like if it's cursive, they won't take the time. I feel like the old thing about like people, like people, people will open letters that are in cursive when they, when you send them to their house. Because they think it's a handmade letter. Which is why I receive fucking insurance offers with fake cursive font on the front. Because they're trying to trick people without putting in the effort.

3:08:42
Unknown_27: But yeah, just type it.

Unknown_27: And supposedly it doesn't even matter if you mail it in. But I always mail shit just to be extra annoying. Oh dude, I forgot about jobs. You're right. Someone said jobs and I forgot about jobs. I'll have to make notes to include that for...

3:09:22
Unknown_27: jobs and what was the other thing i forgot oh gator i already talked about that so i'll put that aside i have a new productivity software i'm trying out um

Unknown_27: Next. Bunker housing for three seconds. I finally have to get around and join your locals so I can chastise you for improper handling of ESD sensitive devices. Do I have to get like the little wristband? I guess I should or I might get bullied. I'll probably get bullied if I have the wristband too. You don't actually need those as long as you touch metal. You're already grounded, idiot. Like that.

Unknown_27: Humble Guardsman for one says the Orthodox Church is where it's at. So I've heard. I've heard they're also being sued by Israel for owning too much land.

Unknown_27: I did not know that. No, I don't know that. Those are okay.

3:10:05
Unknown_27: They're not worth the calories, though.

Unknown_27: for one says Indians single-handedly brought racial unity by being the worst race everyone say thank you saw thank you saws for being stanky everybody with working noses opposes the Indians and they've also made racism cool again which was a hard sell for a while for five says need for a feature request don't deliver at notifications for the Kino casino thread why are you getting tagged so much in the Kino casino thread that you need it turned off

3:10:55
Unknown_27: uh finn targ for five says people want to get neat bucks meanwhile i want to get off from neat bucks being a sloth all day sucks ass well stop drinking that's not a like bro if you're saying that you drink all the fucking time that's probably why you can't get up and do stuff stop drinking Uh, insensitive zero for two cents. I was really sad watching Clint's video until the four 40 mark where he said, hail Satan while weeping. I nearly died laughing. Yeah. I also cringed at that because the Satanism is like a child's thing, but I mean, to be fair, it really shows that Clint really loves them and really respects like his, his quirks and his, his uniqueness and stuff. And him being a 30 something year old Satanist, like an edgy teenage boy was definitely a part of the whole Gothic bad boy shtick. So,

Unknown_27: That is what he would have wanted, to be fair.

3:11:45
Unknown_27: It's true.

Unknown_27: There's so many people just suck nowadays. They just suck. And everything genuine is rotting and decaying.

Unknown_27: Citrus Act for one says, fun fact, if you can do so safely, you're supposed to phone Highway Patrol via 911 to report dangerous driving in real time, not after. Well, there's a difference between... I mean, I guess you're right. I'm always hesitant to call 911 for any reason because that shit gets recorded. I don't want my 911 calls pulled. I don't want all my narking on CDL drivers to be pulled from the Highway Patrol.

3:12:20
Unknown_27: Um, Janice RCO for five says everyone talks about the truck driver H1B visas, but there are also doctors and psychiatrists coming here under that as well. Yeah, that's the new one. Apparently states are opening up H1B visas for doctors from Iraq. And it's like, I, I don't want a Brown doctor. I never, ever, ever, ever under any circumstances want brown hands to touch me when I'm in my most vulnerable position. Okay? I don't want that ever. I'll even say it. I'll say like, look, I want a different doctor.

3:12:57
Unknown_27: So we got to get rid of them too.

Unknown_27: Sneak Cricket for one says, I was at a shopping mall dropping off a UPS package the other day and the other end is a Jeep grocery restaurant. You can smell that fucking place from at least a mile away to the curry. Dude, they smell so bad and their homes are so fucking disgusting that it's unreal that they could tolerate living in them. I cannot tolerate living near them. It's worse than black people. You know, you can put on your headphones and if somebody's listening to loud music and driving by your house in the hood, you don't hear it. There is nothing you can do to blot out curry stank from a next door neighbor. You're fucked. There's nothing you can do. You can close all the windows. You can cut the AC on. You can change your HEPA filters. There's not shit you can fucking do.

3:13:28
Unknown_27: It's just disgusting. Sneak cricket for five. So let's have a prayer for coves. May he rest in peace and total right at death. May he be chilling with Ozzie in paradise, riff on cheeseburger in paradise. Maybe he's gotten both. Maybe he got the cheeseburger and the Ozzy Osbourne.

Unknown_27: Uh, thank you. It's an all 98 for one says, I know this is super late and this wasn't the first wreck that Jeep driver has been in. He drove over and destroyed a wooden bridge in Arkansas that was rated for six tons. Yeah. He, um, He had had priors that should have gotten his CDL yanked and his ass deported way back when, when he totaled a bridge that warned repeatedly that it was not for trucks with 30 tons. It was six tons only. And he destroyed it. So it was like a historical bridge, too. They kept it around because it was like 200 years old or some shit.

3:14:07
Unknown_27: All right. As promised, I have a special outro song. Thank you very much for watching. Matt, the internet.locals.com. I will see you guys next week on Friday. I don't have anything special planned this weekend.

3:14:43
Unknown_27: Thank you again for watching. Take it easy. Bye-bye. And please enjoy the music.

Unknown_27: I think this is the music. Yeah, this is the music. Bye-bye.

Unknown_03: And for what? You have a million dollars and he fucked your girlfriend on a mattress with no furniture. What was it for?

Unknown_09: Well, I'm not sure.

Unknown_03: I'm not sure where you're pulling that from, but.

Unknown_09: Oh, good one.

3:15:15
Unknown_15: All right. Paul doesn't know that Kimmy and me did it in a blanket fort on Sundays. She tells him it was cat, but it wasn't. So still she's on her knees and Paul.

Unknown_15: Paul doesn't know. So don't tell Paul. Paul doesn't know. Don't tell Paul. Kimmy says she's streaming.

Unknown_18: But she's under me and she's not leaving. Cause Paul doesn't know. Paul doesn't know. Paul doesn't know. Paul doesn't know. So don't tell Paul.

3:15:52
Unknown_18: Not Simone It's a three-way call And he knows nothing Nothing Paul doesn't know Don't tell Paul Cause Paul doesn't know Paul doesn't know So don't tell Paul We'll put on a show Everyone will go Paul doesn't know

3:16:44
Unknown_18: Paul doesn't know. I did her on his birthday.

Unknown_10: It is completely fucked up.

3:17:39
Unknown_10: I can't believe it. I don't know how I'm going to be. I don't know how I'm ever going to feel better about this or get over this. I have no idea. I have no trust for anybody anymore. I don't trust anybody. I don't want to help small streamers anymore. I don't want to give money to small streamers anymore. I don't want to help people anymore. I'm completely fucking over it.

Unknown_07: I should probably let him know.

Unknown_18: That is so bad. So bad. Sorry, Ice Nut. Sorry.

Unknown_24: Never forget Ice took Kimmy back after Guna pounded her with his nine-incher. Dude, you are pathetic.

3:18:11
Unknown_11: Oh, good one.

Unknown_11: No, that's complete fucking bullshit.

Unknown_29: They're just mad that they're losing.

Unknown_11: And they have to go after my fucking girlfriend who is not involved with this at all.