DOOM 2: Kiwi Dreams (August 16th, 2025) 2025-08-16

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Unknown_00: Thanks for watching!

Unknown_00: Hello, chat.

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Unknown_05: How's that?

Unknown_05: How is that? Oh, I guess you can't... It pauses if it loses focus, which is nice, ordinarily, except when you're testing your audio.

Unknown_05: the um chat on screen is from kick i apologize for knocking people between different services but uh this is what we're doing as i warned yesterday i would be playing doom today kiwi doom specifically yeah words audio good what's going on i need some feedback how is the audio

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Unknown_05: The media sounds choppy. Okay, that's not good.

Unknown_05: Property.

Unknown_00: Fall. Okay.

Unknown_00: The stream is dead streams working for me.

Unknown_05: degraded to kick kick 60 frames per second bit rate.

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Unknown_05: Maximum of 8000. Okay, well, that's my issue right there. So let's set the audio and video down to 8000. And hopefully that will not be degraded anymore.

Unknown_00: I did test this, just so you know.

Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_00: Is the audio still fucked?

0:04:23
Unknown_05: I can see how it's choppy on the thing.

Unknown_05: okay i i um i lowered the bit rate kick has a maximum bit rate of 8 000 rumble does not have that so i just had to reduce that bit rate okay so now the audio is fine and my my voice sounds good my voice is louder than the audio and also the stream is not choppy on kick right

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Unknown_05: it's a bit choppy okay it sounds fine to me okay if i can't get that to work i just uh i can't even imagine what to do i'd have to switch over to to um windows i guess it's still choppy

Unknown_00: Monitoring device. Desktop audio, that's correct.

Unknown_00: Sample rate 48K, that's correct.

Unknown_00: Stream is correct. Stream.

0:05:59
Unknown_00: You're you sound fine game.

Unknown_05: I don't It's just pulling this off of pipe wire. It's using the exact same thing. I can't imagine what the issue is Like it doesn't Doesn't make sense There's some way that I could other way I can capture audio with linux Audio capture. Oh, you know what? What is this? Is this pulse audio? It doesn't even say what it is. Let's let's do this then let's turn this off I'm going to manually add

Unknown_00: Uh, what's the other one?

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Unknown_05: Jack input client. Let's try Jack. Let's Jack one chat.

Unknown_05: Nope. That's not what I want. It's not what I want at all. Okay. We're going to remove that. I hope I do not crash OBS while playing with this. Try audio capture device. Also device Scarlett rate high test. Okay. That does not work at all. That captures nothing. Oh, wait, I see my own audio only mono.

Unknown_05: That's not what I want.

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Unknown_05: Okay. So that doesn't work either. Let's remove that audio output capture, but that only shows S N D O. I want like an output capture device.

Unknown_00: Scarlet. Okay.

Unknown_00: Is it still choppy? I still, I see it choppy.

Unknown_05: I literally like physically see it being choppy on the, the audio output. Wow. That is actually fucking disgusting.

0:07:41
Unknown_00: And I am extremely angry.

Unknown_00: What else could I possibly add to this?

Unknown_05: SNIDEO input client. Okay. Device.

Unknown_00: Nope. That doesn't work either. That has nothing.

Unknown_00: Play it with no sound.

Unknown_05: It's fine. But then you have to hear the demons going. That's like the entire game is listening to demons go.

0:08:12
Unknown_00: There has to be some fucking way to do this.

Unknown_00: I'm on Linux. I can do anything I want.

Unknown_00: What are my options here?

Unknown_00: H, A, D, 102, high definition. Can I move that to something else?

Unknown_00: I'll do this. Is this still choppy?

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Unknown_05: You know what? On my monitor, it looks really fine, but I can't hear anything this way.

Unknown_05: It's good now. Okay.

Unknown_05: Let me think. Deep thoughts.

Unknown_05: Computer audio works good. Me, no hear sound. Me, take headphone jack unplug.

Unknown_01: This one?

0:09:24
Unknown_05: No. This one? No.

Unknown_05: I'll try the back on the motherboard. I'm getting on the ground chat to plug it in the motherboard.

Unknown_05: Sorry chat, that's not it either. That's not it either.

Unknown_05: That's uh, hold up. Let me think harder.

0:09:56
Unknown_05: What is the name of this interface? The interface is the AD-102 High Definition Audio Controller, HDMI.

Unknown_05: What the fuck do I have that's H- I have nothing on my computer that's HDMI. What about this one?

Unknown_05: Okay, I switched over that property.

Unknown_05: Built-in audio digital stereo. I see that it's working fine. Okay. Let me plug in to computer. No.

0:10:31
Unknown_00: That wouldn't work. No. Oh, God. And when I did that, it fucked it up.

Unknown_00: Hold up. Let's see if this works.

Unknown_00: No.

Unknown_00: Does this work? Let me try the motherboard again.

0:11:09
Unknown_00: You see Chet, if I didn't have problems to fix, I would have nothing to do at all.

Unknown_05: I can hear it. Oh, fuck yeah. Wait, hold up, hold up. Now put it back on built in. Is that what I had it on? What if I just put it on default?

Unknown_05: And then I go back to settings.

Unknown_00: And then I change that to... I just want to get rid of this. Default, default.

Unknown_00: Disabled.

0:11:44
Unknown_03: now it's not choppy right now it's not choppy yeah right not choppy all right thank you for helping me help you help us all through the magic of arch linux arch linux gaming everybody um

Unknown_05: One last thing, so one last thing I have to test is that the, uh, is I want to make sure that it's not scaled. So if the texture filtering looks wrong or something, let me know. It should be at a natural resolution.

Unknown_05: Just yell at me.

Unknown_05: All right. Hell yeah. Okay.

Unknown_05: So, uh, background. I have never played Doom at all ever in my entire life. I think I played the 3D one. I never- I didn't finish it. The one where you have to, like, go to Mars and talk to a robot.

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Unknown_05: All right. The oop prayer. So this is me, technically. This is like- oh, I even see the dog in the background. So this is very, um, fourth wall breaking for me. Me specifically and only me.

Unknown_05: Um, hello, does this work as King Shi... I think this is making fun of me. Does it work now? Right, so here's... Okay, so this is making fun of me and my continuous tech issues. So this is very meta. Sigh, one second, 30 minutes later. Okay, one, two, one, two, neighbor, neighbor. It looks like it works for now. Okay, this is very realistic so far. This is an accurate plot synopsis of my streams. Fucking hate So right here's what we're doing. Here's what's going on We have this problem with Kiwis falling into a coma and then their dreams are full of demons. That's where you come in I have built this new machine that allows you to enter their minds and fight the demons Don't worry. I have assigned my best Jan best in quotation marks that can mean sarcastic Janice to help you during your mission This is all now get going. Good luck. I Me? Oh, I'm going on vacation. I have never used that emoji in my entire life ever. I specifically have an aversion to that ASCII emoji.

0:13:53
Unknown_05: Someone used to do that and it would piss me off.

Unknown_05: Okay. They even have a cut scene and then we have the Chud Jack. It looks just like the Chud Jack from a Crunk Lord's game. I wonder if it's like the same model.

Unknown_05: The Chud is inviting me over.

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Unknown_05: Sneed Heilmarine, come to the KF lab since Upere told you what to do. I'll keep this short. No. I'm number three. I'm here to inform you how this works. Now listen good or shit will be so fucking over before it can even start. Okay. Me and my colleagues, my colleagues and I, sir, are here to give you information, but you'll first have to walk up to us and talk. To do so, use the used key, text stops, use and fire. I figured this out. To ask what to do or say or ask.

Unknown_05: I understand this.

Unknown_05: Um, so there's a big hub system and I'll just, what you do is you have to play a certain number. From what I understand, there's a bunch of maps. It's about six to nine hours of content.

0:15:11
Unknown_05: Um, there's a hub system. You can play the games, I think in almost any order that you please.

Unknown_05: And there's a bunch of community contributions. Let's see.

Unknown_05: It does appear to be screen tearing in OBS. That is actually fucking disgusting. How do I... Is there anything that I can do? Do you guys see the screen tearing when I move around? Because if I can fix that, I'd prefer to. Capture cursor. Include exporter. I don't want that. Use alpha less. You don't see it. Okay, so it's just my monitor that's tearing. Great. Okay, I'll just leave it off. I'll just assume that's the OBS, then. So, lots of the patchworks are in this. This is very cool. There's, like, trees. There's the nice Chud Jacks.

0:15:43
Unknown_05: The Kiwi design is very cool, and he's prominent throughout the layout. We have references. Nick Fuentes, still a fan. Oh, look, he's even animated. Wow, that's cool.

Unknown_05: I love the design of the Kiwi Doom guy. That's pretty nice.

0:16:17
Unknown_05: So this is the main home missionary Portrait of a brazilian shot with an arrow the t-shirt design That's the missionary kebab removal unit

Unknown_05: Okay, so this is really big and I tried I actually looked around and I got lost There's a cool kiwis and I can cure it with sound effects even We got a nicrocata cochlear going on Power output is low And then ralph is falling Nice okay By the way, I already the first thing I had to do when I open this up is I had to learn how to cheat and disable Disable this

0:17:02
Unknown_05: Because our move, is it move Bob? It's move Bob one. Because this shit, it's like, what the fuck? How do people play the game with this shit going on? It's like I'm in Indian mode or something and I have to show Bob one and I'm just like bouncing up and fucking down continuously. So the very first thing I did is I figured out how to turn this shit up because that's fucking horrific.

Unknown_05: Uh, everything looks fantastic, if I'm sounding like a Debbie Downer. I think I have to talk to somebody first before I get Sneedrank 1 and then I can actually do stuff. It's either here or it's just this chud right here.

0:17:47
Unknown_05: There's been reports of some retard scribbling on stuff on command. Don't try anything. I got eyes like a hawk. That's a lolcow reference. I want to say that's Patrick Tomlinson that warned people he's got eyes like a hawk. Oh, no, I think the chat I have to talk to is back there.

Unknown_05: Moodahar mode.

Unknown_05: Wait, is this sound?

Unknown_05: Is that like a default Doom sound? That sounds like, um, the sound of Christian farting.

0:18:21
Unknown_05: Is that a bad reference for me to get if I know this?

Unknown_05: Where's the guy I have to talk to? I feel like an idiot.

Unknown_05: Um... That's just the sound? Okay. I'm just, I'm just, uh... Just imagining things.

Unknown_01: Okay, I have to find the guy that... There's... I swear he was in here, though.

0:18:57
Unknown_05: Oh, it's on the top. Okay, I remember. Sorry, it took me, honestly, this is, it's a good thing I went through this before I started this stream up because I was lost in this for like 30 minutes.

Unknown_05: I was looking for the yellow paint and I couldn't find any. Okay, it says, get ready to get started immediately. Your task is to enter the mines of some unfortunate Kiwis and clear out whatever nasty shit you find there. At the far end of the mission area, you'll find the test chamber, choose the map, then return to the mission area. Number two inside the test chamber if you need any help before you can enter the test chamber You must first press the button just in front of it require a secret one. I'll play you know Don't fuck up our billions will die. Okay, there we go Now I can actually play games The use range is very low

0:19:33
Unknown_05: Start with Snack Run. So it's color-coded so that one dot, or it's like green is easy, red is hard, yellow is medium. I guess purple is really fucking hard. Eglin Air Force Base. It's so weird that Eglin Air Force Base is a meme because I literally grew up right next to Valparaiso, which is the town immediately in front of Eglin Air Force Base.

0:20:07
Unknown_05: Now it's like a glowy central. It's kind of weird. I have family from DC and then I literally grew up next to Eglin Air Force Base, which is now like glowy central.

Unknown_05: This is games journalist mode. I'm just warning you. I've never played Doom before. Okay, so that doesn't work, I guess. It's probably indicating...

0:20:48
Unknown_05: Are there headshots in Doom?

Unknown_05: I don't think so, right? There's no headshots?

Unknown_05: I've never played Doom before, okay? Give me a second. Am I supposed to kill the human? Yeah, because they're shooting at me. I am supposed to kill them. Okay. They just also kill each other, I guess.

0:21:22
Unknown_05: Someone said enable auto-run because you're really slow.

Unknown_05: Oh, is that actually different? If I hold shift, I run? Really?

Unknown_05: Player said it always run. Okay So now i'm auto running god that is much faster what the fuck that's disorienting how fast it is

0:22:14
Unknown_05: So just remember, I did play through this a little bit, so I'm not completely hopeless, but I'll probably get much worse after this stage. Actually, I didn't get all the way through it. I got to a certain part where there's a big coliseum, and I couldn't beat that at this difficulty, so I might have to lower it to retard mode at some point.

Unknown_05: Nice flick.

Unknown_05: Oh, the gun guys will shoot through whoever's in front of them, even if it's not demons. I see. I kind of want to explore a little bit because, um, I know there's, like, dank memes everywhere.

0:22:56
Unknown_05: I'm not even a kawaii cat girl. How could I be cheating?

0:23:32
Unknown_03: God, how did I lose all my health? I must have fucked up real bad.

Unknown_05: I was at a hundred- I was at a hundred health and then I lost it all. Oh shit. Oh, I almost died to that guy, I think.

Unknown_05: Imagine if you get hit by him and just die.

0:24:08
Unknown_05: Was it Doom or Wolfenstein where you're like a Nazi? Or you're killing Nazis? I think it's Wolfenstein, right? It's the same era of the game, right?

Unknown_06: I was not able to beat this area, by the way. So, if I actually get past it, it's the furthest I've gone.

0:24:46
Unknown_05: It's that thing that everybody has as their avatar. That every boomer has as their avatar, specifically. I remember taking two shots to kill that thing when I first- I feel like I fucked up the difficulty and I put it really high.

Unknown_05: Um... By the way, there is a, uh, a bingo card for this on the forum. If you wanna... I think one of the bingo things was every single button is like a trap. Okay, I understand now. You have to kill the guys that are holding, like, the big rubber hose. Because that's not a rubber hose, that's a machine gun. And they'll kill you from, like, across the fucking map if you don't kill them immediately.

0:25:20
Unknown_05: That seems to be the trick to this.

Unknown_05: We need a yellow key, okay. So, spoiler alert, I know there is a big epic meme here. So, I imagine there are going to be many epic memes similar to this at some point in the game, because... Fuck!

0:26:01
Unknown_05: They take a lot of bullets to die! And I was even aware! I was, like, aware that that shit was gonna happen.

Unknown_05: I think you have to restart the entire game, right? I did strafe around. I didn't look like any of the projectiles were gonna hit me.

0:26:41
Unknown_05: They're like down the fucking hallway. You can't strafe down the hallway.

Unknown_05: It's so hard to aim when you like move so fucking fast

0:27:36
Unknown_05: What's that?

Unknown_05: Yeah, I'm definitely not doing the best, I don't feel like... No, now I'm kicked.

Unknown_05: If you, um... There is, uh... Rumble only. I keep yelling at Evil Eddie to let me make fucking money, and he says, No!

Unknown_05: No, Stalker Child, you will not make any money. Evil Eddie, he works in crypto. He knows the evils of payment processors, and he's still like, yeah, I'm just gonna let Stripe run my shit.

0:28:07
Unknown_05: Are they in the closet, the two imps? Is that the joke? They're just gay in the closet?

0:28:50
Unknown_05: I like the implication that he's committed suicide, but he's still just hanging there. Like he died and that's the, uh...

Unknown_05: He tried to kill himself, but like he's just he's just stuck Okay, I guess I should use this now That's not working I was doing better with the shotgun I feel like

0:29:31
Unknown_05: What?

Unknown_05: Oh, it's the fucking black guy with the hose again. God damn it.

Unknown_05: I have a feeling that we're just not going to beat this map.

Unknown_05: And this is what you get.

Unknown_05: Josh, turn the difficulty... If I die again, I'll turn the difficulty down. I feel bad doing... Like... I feel like you have to at least try. You can't just, like, turn the difficulty down because you die twice in the game.

0:30:09
Unknown_05: But I do kind of want to be at, like, a reasonable time is the only thing.

0:30:47
Unknown_05: I'm hoping that the arena is the end of it, and then I'll put it in game journal mode so I can actually beat it reasonably. This doesn't always happen. Oh, if you don't hit the switch, is what it is. I don't know why that guy's a ghost.

Unknown_05: Okay, I almost tied to that guy again. Okay, I understand. Do I not have any guns? Oh, I just have to... Okay, I understand.

0:31:46
Unknown_04: It just takes so many points to kill everything. You get better weapons.

Unknown_05: Yeah, I know. I figured that.

Unknown_05: I feel like it doesn't help that I'm actively finding every secret, too, because then it spawns more shit, and I'm too gimpy and not a pro.

Unknown_05: Oh, fine. Is there a hitbox damage? If I shoot the guy in the face, does that do more?

0:32:34
Unknown_05: Okay, no headshot or area damage, okay. I don't know why I keep opening that. I've learned by now that there is no, like, goodies or anything.

Unknown_05: And now have maximum armor.

Unknown_05: So now Thera, okay, I've learned, I did better when I just used the shotgun. So we're just using the shotgun now.

0:33:57
Unknown_05: Now we will try to super strafe the revenants and hope they do not punch me in the face.

Unknown_05: Okay. So, lesson learned, you cannot hide behind fucking trees from the chainsaw guys or the... I guess I'm gonna fucking die to the guys now.

0:34:50
Unknown_02: There's my cool thing.

Unknown_05: I'm afraid.

Unknown_05: It says I need a card key.

Unknown_05: It's a theoretic. Okay, so the the duty is Is this a part of the normal game that the That's like a cthulhu demon Okay, I did kill him I don't know if you're supposed to kill him by just spamming all your rockets at him, but I did do that I

0:35:59
Unknown_05: I don't think you can kill that guy with the pistol. Okay. Why am I green?

Unknown_05: Oh, no. You gotta be fucking kidding me. There's platforming in this shit? I can't do platforming. I'm just warning you right now that if this is like a secret area... I can't do platforming. Like, I've never beaten Super Mario Bros. There's no way I can do that.

Unknown_05: Yeah, if that's like required for me to go through this, this is where it ends. I'm just letting you know right now. I'm not getting through this. There's no way.

0:36:55
Unknown_05: Do I have to, like, hop? I can't go up. Is that the... Okay, so I have to... I have to do something else?

Unknown_05: There's no jumping in. Well, do I have to go that way to progress the game? Because I'm telling you right now, if there's, like, mandatory platforming, it's just not happening.

0:37:27
Unknown_05: It's not a continuous straight line. It's like a platform with holes in it. And the idea, I know what the idea is, is that you have to maintain momentum, because if you don't maintain momentum, you're not going to be able to close the gap fast enough before you fall. And it's just like, I cannot do that. I'm just letting you know straight up. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I cannot do that.

0:38:05
Unknown_05: Okay, I'll try it one more time, but like... I'm fucking warning you. I cannot do that.

Unknown_05: Especially if, like, the ground is lava and I'm just, like, dying continuously as I walk. Like, no, I cannot do that.

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_05: I'm... Okay, hold on.

0:38:43
Unknown_00: What is the I'm not even I'm not even being ironic What is the code to give infinite life because I cannot I I cannot fucking do this and I'm not gonna restart the game over and over again just to run up a flight of stairs because you have to like fly into like Save scum with one person.

Unknown_05: That's a good idea. Okay, I understand I do that Okay Okay, I see

Unknown_05: I'm telling you. I'm telling you right fucking now. I'm not... I'm not doing it.

Unknown_05: Childish. I'm not going to sit here for two fucking hours trying to run up the fucking stairs. It's not happening.

0:39:47
Unknown_05: What is the, um... Someone said there is... Quick bind shit, is there?

Unknown_05: Oh, I see. Okay, it's two and three.

Unknown_05: No, I, honestly, I don't give a shit what you think. I am not gonna, like, do this thing where you have to, like...

Unknown_04: It's not straight.

0:40:28
Unknown_05: Okay. I guess you guys aren't going to like help at all. So hold up.

Unknown_05: The only two council of command life is IDFA.

Unknown_00: Okay. Okay. That does not work.

Unknown_00: I-D-D-Q-A?

0:41:03
Unknown_02: Not in the con- oh.

Unknown_05: Look, I'm not saying that it's like a bad game or poorly made or whatever the fuck. I'm just letting you know that I cannot do that and I don't intend to do that on stream. Like, I just don't. IDDQD? I mean, I-D-D-Q-D.

0:41:37
Unknown_05: it doesn't work in this it's gz doom i'm not restarting it gz doom sv cheats one okay oh and then i have to do it okay i understand and then i do the iddq thing

0:42:21
Unknown_05: Okay, okay now you're gonna get to see like whatever the fuck the like it says This is with auto run on is that like you have to turn off no, okay Bro I honestly I might have to do the flying cheek because like what the fuck else am I supposed to like walk over here no you literally I it literally expects me to run up this fucking ramp at like this very precise angle run in a straight line okay watch That's running in a straight line. I'm pointing upwards in the direction I want to go, and I'm pressing W. And that's what happens if you do that. It does not work like that. You have to be like this, and then I guess from here, you have to rearrange and go up that way.

0:43:19
Unknown_05: You definitely have to turn.

Unknown_05: If I do it again, does it turn it off? I want to play the combat parts of the game normally.

0:43:52
Unknown_05: There we go. I should probably save too.

Unknown_05: I have never enjoyed pop for me I've never been one of those people like leafy that plays with the knife game where you run up a ramp and see a source forever and ever Like that's just not my Not my thing Megas what the fuck is the a church? Is it I want to keep opening the menu. Surely there's a way to just cheat and do quick... quick save, right? Okay. Oh, F6 and F9. Okay. I got you. Just like in... Quick save over your... Yes. Okay, I assume I'm done here.

0:45:04
Unknown_05: Why is my health 200? Is that like a cheat? No, it's probably the secret. Now I can run up this thing. I know this is a rocket, right?

Unknown_04: No, it's not.

Unknown_05: God damn it.

0:45:36
Unknown_05: I wanna use the rocket for the giant fucking demon thing. I think that the shotgun was working better. Oh, I got him with that, okay. Nevermind, that worked fine. Okay, I understand.

Unknown_05: what it wants me to do.

0:46:20
Unknown_05: I think the meme with the skeletons is that they usually shoot rockets, but then they can just one-hit kill you if they appear next to you, so...

Unknown_05: The meme is you're not supposed to get jumpscared by the skeleton.

0:47:12
Unknown_04: What?

Unknown_04: Where's my guns?

Unknown_05: I remember watching a three hour long documentary about the nerd quest to beat the most insane version of this game ever, where there's just 10 million monsters everywhere all the fucking time. I can't believe I killed myself.

0:47:57
Unknown_05: Very appropriate, given the complex and difficult themes of this game.

Unknown_04: I can't get the fuck away from you! How many fucking bullets does it take to drop this motherfucker?

Unknown_05: Wait. Did me punching that thing kill it?

0:48:31
Unknown_05: What?

Unknown_05: That dude has 1k HP.

Unknown_05: I understand, though. I really... I thought maybe the chainsaw would be, like... Really powerful, and it's not, apparently.

0:49:03
Unknown_05: The black... Why doesn't it tell you that? Why doesn't it tell you, oh, you grabbed a berserk pack, now you can kill everything really fast or whatever?

Unknown_05: Apparently being berserk don't mean that much. You're telling me, oh, you grabbed a berserk pack, now you're berserk. Well, how fucking berserk did that seem? That wasn't very berserk. I didn't feel super berserk after that one. I feel like I got punched in the face a lot by a demon, okay.

0:49:45
Unknown_05: I need to save after beating the giant fucking demon in the broom cupboard.

Unknown_05: I'm not taking that fucking berserk pet. Fuck the berserk pet.

Unknown_04: Ah, goddammit! I didn't want the fucking Berserk pet! Piece of shit!

Unknown_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you can keep calling me. I don't care. Look. I told you, I've never played any version of this. I have a feeling that the guys who made it are like... Well, obviously everyone's played 10 million hours of Doom and are going to want to need... a challenge in their video game after 10 million hours of this. I honestly do not want the Berserk pack. You can stop giving me the Berserk pack.

0:51:07
Unknown_05: I'm sorry if this is not the experience you desire. Stop trying to punch me, you piece of shit!

Unknown_05: Okay. Oh, no. Okay.

0:51:46
Unknown_05: Okay, I think the lesson here is not to use that right there.

Unknown_05: There's no way, like, in a vanilla version of this game, there's this many fucking demons, right?

0:52:20
Unknown_05: It feels like it's a joke, like, the game says, oh, this is, like, the normal difficulty, and this is, like, you know.

Unknown_05: Hey, um, what's the word? This is the easy map, and that's just, like, there's, like, all this shit all over the fucking place.

Unknown_05: and they don't fucking die now this is pretty fuck you i'll make sure

0:53:14
Unknown_05: Oh, he spits those out. Oh my god, what the fuck? Okay, I understand now.

Unknown_05: Okay. I think I'm done. Do I have the yellow key? Surely I have the yellow key. I think, yeah, I got the yellow key in that one, that box, right?

0:53:52
Unknown_07: Okay. What am I supposed to do here?

0:54:31
Unknown_05: Am I just wasting my... Look, guys, if I don't get at least five subs during this stream, we're just going to have to go back to Donkey Kong Mario Kart Racer. I don't know what to tell you guys. The support isn't here. I'm having fun, but the support... Honestly, how the fuck... How do I get in? I went out to get this fucking keycard, and now I can't open this fucking door.

0:55:33
Unknown_05: I don't understand. Look left.

Unknown_05: I'm looking left. Is there like a thing on the inside?

Unknown_01: No.

Unknown_05: This one? Oh, I see.

Unknown_05: What was the point of the yellow room then? If I could just... This is like the third time they've tried to send skeletons to get me. Okay.

Unknown_05: The creators of this map think that skeletons popping out and one hitting you is like... peak Doomer humor, I suppose.

0:56:30
Unknown_04: This is shit. This is a clusterfuck.

Unknown_04: PUNCH ME! FUCK YOU!

Unknown_05: And that was it for- okay. Now I have no more rockets, I've used all my rockets.

0:57:23
Unknown_05: It's like it like it feels like a joke where they're like, this is the super easy level trust us bro The chainsaw doesn't do shit, I don't even know where they give you the fucking chainsaw

Unknown_05: That's killed me! What fucking chaingunner?

Unknown_05: No, I fucked up.

Unknown_05: I guess there's no going back here. Okay, I understand.

0:58:27
Unknown_05: Now we're doing it, chat. We're doing it now, Mr. Krabs.

Unknown_05: Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, that's what I thought.

Unknown_05: See, I'm just too good.

Unknown_05: No, no, you're gonna stop doing that fucking chainsaw shit.

Unknown_05: Okay.

0:58:59
Unknown_05: thinking all these food why do they only kill you like one percent each what the fuck is a french fry and ice cream and a pizza should feel should make me like a thousand percent health and so they scattered around these one hp thing what is that four shotgun shells and rocket launcher wasn't the other thing i had already a rocket launcher

Unknown_05: I know that the health of the regular blue bottles or whatever, but it's like for me specifically, this should be a succulent meal.

Unknown_03: Oh, I did it.

Unknown_05: OK, I understand. So I didn't need to pick up all those heels.

Unknown_05: What, Ralph? Hold up. What, Ralph?

0:59:57
Unknown_05: I missed the Ralph?

Unknown_05: Oh yeah! Oh yeah, this is his cantina. In, in Madea, or Madeira, or whatever the fuck. I understand. And he's eating all the fries and ice cream. Okay.

Unknown_05: Alright!

Unknown_05: I did it. I beat one.

Unknown_05: First mission, wow. Wow. You should go see the nerds and R&D on floor two. I heard they have something to help you. Sounds like I need it. Okay, on floor two?

1:00:30
Unknown_05: Exit server area. And there's a floor two with R&D.

Unknown_05: Snead, how hopeful sorry, but I can't let you in some extremely dairy interest experiments.

1:01:04
Unknown_05: I went upstairs, OK? This guy.

Unknown_05: Good thing we came. We have a little thing for you that'll be very helpful. It's a lab returner. If you find a dream too hard or too shit, you can use it to return back here. But even better, use it for when searching for coherent hyperlogics. If you find one, then you can return immediately without having to go through the risk.

Unknown_05: Access and use it for inventory. Make sure to... Those buttons are stopped.

1:01:47
Unknown_05: Activate item, enter.

Unknown_05: Oh man, you've completely lost me. I have no idea what the fuck you're saying.

Unknown_05: What the fuck?

Unknown_05: Oh my god, what have I done? Why the fuck did I look up?

Unknown_05: Oh, you can play this entire game by just using keyboard, I guess, if you're fucking demented.

Unknown_05: All right, I don't know what he gave me or how to use it, but... Cool.

1:02:27
Unknown_05: These are the truenshine buckets, I think.

Unknown_05: Got some Christian avocado going on up there. All seems enormous.

Unknown_05: disoriented myself no exit bad no exit enter exit bad there we go all right let's save I think it saved for me after oh

1:03:30
Unknown_05: Alright First I want to reduce the difficulty because I just feel like it will eventually wear on people I don't even know what the fuck this is What is this?

Unknown_04: What is this?

Unknown_05: Oh god

Unknown_05: Cubilab, what do you need?

Unknown_05: Blaming me? I didn't do anything.

Unknown_05: Is this... Is this a fucking platforming, like, minigame area? Is this what I'm experiencing here?

1:04:33
Unknown_05: I honestly, I don't know what this is. I don't know what I found. Oh God. Am I like locked in?

Unknown_05: What have I done?

Unknown_05: I've locked myself in.

Unknown_05: Oh, there we go.

Unknown_01: Okay.

Unknown_05: all right before i do my next one i guess i should check rumble see if there's super chats probably not but if there is that's just making fun of me i have a feeling soy town that sounds like a map i can actually handle chat

1:05:12
Unknown_05: All right, do I actually I can just see donations in the room we'll see the facts Okay fatty caddy for one says the business meeting before stream is my favorite part and fatty caddy for one says dark side josh here tries twice and then demands cheats all your hard work perseverance and melts before some pictures you were overcome No, i'm not doing the fucking walking up the stairs, but that's dumb I'm, sorry. I am completely unashamed of saying there are certain things. I just don't care to do. That's why i'm me. Okay

Unknown_05: Explore a story town and find five blocks of cheese.

Unknown_05: I should be able to do that. Point of view, you are an American trying to find cheese.

Unknown_05: Meanwhile, you are being accosted by African Americans the entire way.

1:06:14
Unknown_05: Oh, I didn't lower the quality. I lowered the difficulty. I'll do that next time. I will persevere through this.

Unknown_05: This is some nice music, though. This is very uplifting. I feel like my morale is increasing as I listen to this.

Unknown_05: I don't know who those other three people are. Do you?

Unknown_05: Tell me look this is what I need in my game. I need things that indicate where to go. Otherwise i'm gonna get lost What Oh, okay, I got you So that's where I go back to the soys when i'm ready to leave

1:06:47
Unknown_05: Oh, I'm aiming like way too up.

1:07:22
Unknown_05: I see. This is why I keep fucking missing. I'm gonna cheat again.

1:07:57
Unknown_05: Oh, I have money? What?

Unknown_06: I see.

Unknown_04: What?

Unknown_04: What the fuck was that?

1:08:31
Unknown_04: Oh my god, what the fuck?

Unknown_04: What the fuck is that?

Unknown_06: Okay, I have to go through all that again.

1:09:05
Unknown_05: onto a completely different net now.

Unknown_05: Just meandering around. I didn't realize that mini music could play such high quality lyrics, by the way.

1:09:37
Unknown_04: There we go Good music though

Unknown_05: Oh, we're in the Baldo Mansion. I see. That's why there's pills all over the place. I think this is far too clean to be the Baldo Mansion, though. Where's all the clothes at? There should be clothes everywhere.

Unknown_05: Definitely enough demons. I feel like the demons are adequately represented, but the... The sheer amount of filth is not...

1:10:38
Unknown_05: Did I find everything? Nope. Is it like three of each?

Unknown_05: Seems that way. Oh, no. Platforming. You cannot exit yet. Okay. I was not aware of my objective. I think I'm missing one pink pill. Or one blue pill.

1:11:20
Unknown_04: It was hidden outside this is a reference to how baldo's cocaine bag he was found in his car outside All right

Unknown_04: Jeez Probably save This is like a hub world within a hub world now we're getting like Meta

1:12:36
Unknown_05: I'm getting completely fucking torn up I need better weapons for Egypt. Okay Now that's the Egypt right there, okay, I understand it's each one of these

Unknown_05: Patrick's butcher shop property closet Well, I kind of just walked into the last one an accident Did it just spawn infinitely I feel like instant take two shotgun blasts before I

1:13:49
Unknown_05: See back in the day kids, boomers in their infinite wisdom decided that ammo management was a really important part of video games. And so they made it so that you had to like really struggle to get enough ammo.

Unknown_05: That's not what I wanted.

Unknown_05: Bro, it is like legit just spawning shit behind me.

Unknown_05: Now I'm almost out. I don't need to cope. I'm completely confident in my assessment that ammo management is not fun.

1:14:29
Unknown_05: Alright. How the fuck do I get up there? Where's the next map at? That's not the... Is that it?

Unknown_05: Why are there more? I keep killing, running around just killing shit, and now there's like... There's a Lidl! Oh no! You guys are so fucking weird. Wait, why is this open now? This was not open before, was it? Stay out of the way!

1:15:03
Unknown_01: Is it just spawning shit behind me constantly?

Unknown_04: I feel like I'm being fucking gaslit!

Unknown_05: Am I just stuck here now?

1:15:46
Unknown_05: I'm stuck here, but it's still gonna spawn monsters and shit.

Unknown_01: Okay. Is it really just like a dead end?

Unknown_05: Okay. Oh, I see. No, it looks like a door, but it's not.

Unknown_05: It's like a fake door. Like a fake, fake door. You know what I mean? It's like a fake door that's not actually a fake door. Okay.

Unknown_04: what so how many so there are some doors that only go back to him and I offered into like a fucking retard

1:16:52
Unknown_05: Okay, and I just wasted all my ammo on that. Okay, I now have two cheese. So, it was not all for naught.

Unknown_05: Shut down the dispensers.

Unknown_06: Oh, I have to shoot them.

1:17:29
Unknown_05: Okay. Shoot them the Robloxers. Okay. There's Roblox.

Unknown_05: See, this is more what I expected when I played this game. I expected there to be, like, a nice, relaxing game of shooting demons and not, like, extreme difficulty.

Unknown_05: Okay, now I have to shut them in this part Yeah, I just want a nice chill stream, okay Keto trans on six almost creepy. Uh, is this like a secret? That's where that came in, okay

1:18:12
Unknown_04: Oh, jeez.

Unknown_05: He picked up delicious cheese. Nice. I have to get five of these, right? No.

Unknown_05: It's not only just spawning more monsters in over time. It's spawning more difficult ones. I see. I see what's happening. First, I was like, oh, finally, a chill one. Maybe the joke was that the first one was super difficult. Huh? but then if you just play the rest it's like normal and uh now i am coming to the realization that this is just ramping up in difficulty as i as i play

1:18:49
Unknown_05: Why? Oh my god. dude I feel like this is just what doing what like the in the dunes modding community like shit like this is just why are there two of them where the fuck does he even come from

1:19:58
Unknown_05: They are, like, legit just spawning shit in behind me to fuck with me at this point.

Unknown_05: You can skip it, but then I need, like, the guns, right? Like, if I go into the next game when I have no HP and I have no ammo or anything, I'm just fucked, right?

1:21:01
Unknown_05: Dude, the chainsaw. Alright, not chainsaw, but whatever those guys are.

Unknown_05: I'm progressing. I'm getting better, I promise.

1:21:37
Unknown_05: They are hose guys, they're holding a giant hose.

Unknown_01: Nice.

Unknown_05: What is the next area to go to? Dude, the guys with the mini guns, they like rip you apart.

Unknown_05: Go to Egypt.

Unknown_05: No, there's one more to go to before Egypt, right?

1:22:18
Unknown_05: I thought it was like five pieces of cheese. What do you mean panic shooting?

Unknown_05: I can buy it. Oh, I can buy guns, that's right. I don't know what this is.

Unknown_05: Plasma rifle? What the fuck is that?

Unknown_05: Oh, this is the rocket launcher? Is this the pl- Okay, that's the plasma rifle.

1:22:52
Unknown_05: And... Six is the... Five is the rocket launcher, six is the plasma rifle. Okay. Why?! Go away! I'm trying to buy shit, what the fuck are you doing?

Unknown_05: You don't contribute to the economy, motherfucker. You don't get to live.

Unknown_05: There was, um, another place. I wanna get health. And, and armor, presumably.

Unknown_05: Oh, is it in the Lidl?

Unknown_05: Bro, I'm, I'm legit about to lose my fucking shit at this. I'm just walking around trying to get, like, set up for the next thing, and it's just, like, fucking with me. Okay, I already went through here.

1:23:36
Unknown_05: I swear there was a place to buy, like, ammo and shit.

Unknown_05: Or to buy health.

Unknown_05: No, that's Egypt. I guess I'll go to Egypt next, because I, um... With half health, because I can't find anything.

1:24:34
Unknown_05: Where's the Mika? She spawns these fucking demons. God damn it. You said go to, okay. Let me find Lidl again. I feel like it's super good when you have 4,000 gold and then to not. Oh, nice. Ice cream. And then to not get health before. Bro.

Unknown_05: Fuck that asshole. Okay, whoever said to go to Lidl for health is a fucking cocksucker. I guess I can't buy health. I don't know. I should just go back to that thing. That's how you say Lidl. It's not Lidl. I know that Americans say it's Lidl, but it's a German brand, I'm pretty sure.

1:25:16
Unknown_05: Buy the super shotgun at Lidl. Okay. I don't think you can buy super shotguns at Lidl, but... if you insist.

Unknown_05: Aldi is more upscale than Lidl. But Lidl is, it's actually, it's actually really surprising when you move back to the US, because the one thing I remember about the United States,

1:25:49
Unknown_05: was that we had abundant food and really cheap groceries. And then you come back to the US and it's like $3 for like a head of iceberg lettuce. Everything is just so horrifically overpriced. Okay, this is the super shotgun, right? Okay.

1:26:46
Unknown_05: it's it's the guys with the minigun like they just do all of your health immediately

1:27:42
Unknown_05: That's one onk. So I guess that's just the first area.

Unknown_05: I am a sh- Guy! I was like, I'm shocked that a fucking skeleton didn't pop out of nowhere and attack me after I got that, but I see what we're doing now.

Unknown_03: There are gyaos.

1:28:30
Unknown_05: My health is 55%, fuck you with that.

Unknown_03: Ow, ow, is that killing me? What the heck? I've got half my fucking health bar.

Unknown_05: skeleton with rockets suddenly not so strong when shot with rockets when i see the no no no no no no no no not doing that okay so the game with this one is going to stay on the platform because you can fall off your plot because you have to walk in a straight line

1:29:39
Unknown_02: Can you come back here? Can I get that money? No. Money? No.

Unknown_05: The mighty pharaoh. Egyptian culture is so ancient and beautiful, Chad. I don't know where to go. I need five Ankhs, right? Is this over here?

1:30:22
Unknown_05: Ho ho ho ho ho ho Secret found to the studious kiwi Okay, where the fuck do I go for real?

Unknown_05: What's up there? Oh, it's just right there in this corner. Okay, let me see. Ah, now the pyramid rises. Nice.

1:31:09
Unknown_05: And we get the cheems, chat, the cheems. Now here comes the really hard part, finding that fifth spot.

Unknown_05: Hey, this guy tried to sneak up on me and punch me in the fucking face.

Unknown_05: It appears that the tangos are descending on my fucking location as we speak.

1:31:45
Unknown_05: You thought you were going to buy stuff and proceed to the next stage? No, no, no. Actually, you are going to get mucho molested in the hub area.

Unknown_05: So I do not have any shotgun shells now. I swear there was a place to buy. How many rockets? No.

Unknown_05: I cannot stand the fucking shot I did the discord area

1:32:46
Unknown_05: I would really like to buy health and shotgun shells. I know the Lidl... No, the Lidl does not have shotgun shells. It just has the super shotgun. But the shotgun shells, of course, are from someplace else.

Unknown_05: This must be the fifth area.

Unknown_05: No, maybe not.

Unknown_05: I'll turn back to that in a second. Oh, fuck. No! Not Finland! I'm not prepared!

Unknown_05: You can't send me to Finland, I'm not prepared! I have nothing! I have no- I have no- I have no- God damn it!

1:33:27
Unknown_04: Okay, let's try not to fuck this up this time. I don't use this one, so I'll use this one for the upgrade.

Unknown_05: He doesn't like chain gun man suddenly not so tough once being chain gunned God damn it you fucking cocksucker

1:34:18
Unknown_05: Um, okay, I feel like I'm doing really well. Let's click save that. Mission objective.

Unknown_05: Find health. Maybe I can't buy health, and it's just like... I have ten bullets in my fucking pistol.

Unknown_04: What the fuck is this?

Unknown_05: Okay, but now we know where we're going. We're going to... Finland.

Unknown_05: Three rockets. That graphic says I had like four or five. Where are they coming from? They are legit just spawning these fucking guys behind me. I am like losing my fucking mind.

1:34:50
Unknown_05: That's Finland. Don't go in there.

Unknown_05: What do you mean there's like a finite amount of fucking ammo? Are you shitting me?

Unknown_05: Ah, jeez, dude.

1:35:23
Unknown_04: Goddammit.

Unknown_05: Finland might be the end of me.

Unknown_05: I have three bullets in that.

Unknown_05: I'm suddenly extremely concerned about my ammo consumption.

1:36:03
Unknown_06: Okay. I feel like we're making- I feel like this is it, right?

Unknown_05: Fuck you. Yeah, that's what I thought, bish.

Unknown_05: I did not shoot the reindeer.

Unknown_05: Go to hut, okay.

1:36:38
Unknown_05: Oh no, no, no, no, we're not doing this. We're getting the fuck out of here. Oh no, okay, because he has a shotgun apparently.

Unknown_05: So I guess I don't get to just cheese through this area.

Unknown_07: I thought I killed him.

1:37:17
Unknown_05: So far, so good.

Unknown_05: I just have to find the Soy Jack people again. Oh no, there's a Soy Jack. The big Soy Jack up there didn't even notice. I don't trust this. There's a trick up here.

Unknown_05: Oh, there was no trigger. Okay, I just wanted it. Okay, great. I missed what? Oh, the giant sweat light? Yeah, I guess so. Turn down the difficulty. Yeah.

1:37:52
Unknown_05: Probably should... Ooh, jeez.

Unknown_05: Okay, there was a thing...

Unknown_05: If I remember correctly, to turn it down. It was like on the side.

1:38:27
Unknown_05: Where is it? I remember there was like a giant thing.

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_06: Alright. Hopefully I am not completely embarrassed on the lower difficulty.

Unknown_05: We did Soy Town. We did Snack Run.

1:39:00
Unknown_05: What do the dots mean? I don't understand. Wait, Soy Town was easy. So this is what... I thought the green...

Unknown_05: It is game journalist mode now. So I thought the green meant it was, uh, or the one dot was the difficulty, but the, it's the color of the, what does the two dots mean? Green means completely, yeah, the green dot means I beat it.

Unknown_05: The green text means it's easy. That's why that one felt so much easier than this one, because this one was yellow.

1:39:37
Unknown_05: There's a certain item in a secret. Okay.

Unknown_05: I see. Let's see if there's another green one. Oh, this is the bingo card, by the way. It's in the document, if you look at it. I've already gotten a bingo, I'm pretty sure.

Unknown_05: Okay, I guess there is literally one easy one, and that's Soy Town, which I guess is why it's called that.

Unknown_05: Ah, here we go. Okay.

1:40:22
Unknown_05: It says don't pull the lever. I'm not going to.

Unknown_05: I'm capable of reading instructions. Why is that guy in the blue like so... Is that like a special monster?

Unknown_05: Like a reskin for this man?

Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_03: It doesn't even tell me why I died. Oh, I just broke the game. Oh, there we go, okay.

1:41:07
Unknown_05: I'm not pulling the lever. I think I'm pulling the lever. I'm not pulling that lever. It says don't do it.

Unknown_05: Shouldn't design a game that involves doing the bad thing.

1:41:40
Unknown_03: What the fuck is that? Fine.

Unknown_05: Okay, it just kills you.

Unknown_05: Oh, yeah, okay. I was gonna try to back out of it I decided that that is not the appropriate The monsters aren't gonna attack you from behind this thing

1:42:25
Unknown_05: Okay, so I guess the gimmick with this one is just that there's traps everywhere. Yeah, it does appear that the gimmick for this one will be that there are traps everywhere, chat.

1:43:13
Unknown_01: it's like another portal in minecraft okay all right now i can't get out did i break the game

Unknown_05: yeah okay the gimmick for this i think i broke the game when i accidentally locked that door maybe not maybe there was no point to that

1:44:23
Unknown_05: oh there's the blue key okay i don't know what that means that thing i just clicked but i just got the blue key i literally just had it in my fucking hands

Unknown_05: I have to get the blue key to get the blue skull to open it. Why can't I just open the door? Why is this guy just in this room? Makes me think there's something there, but I have a feeling.

1:45:23
Unknown_05: There's not shit there.

Unknown_03: Yeah.

Unknown_05: Bro, this guy is like, teehee. Today I make trap gaming do it. Teeheeheehee. Teehee, I will put silly trap everywhere.

Unknown_06: Ooh, I got the red skull though, I think. I do have the red skull, okay.

1:45:56
Unknown_05: Yeah, I feel like this is the right way. Okay, now we're in Minecraft.

Unknown_05: Now I have the orange skull. I now have every assortment of skull you could possibly fucking ask for. Am I supposed to get up there? Is this gonna ask me to, like, fly? Do I have to, like, pull out my CSGO knife and, like, circle around this and then, like, skirt up on the wall and jump up here or some shit?

Unknown_05: I hear monster growling. Exit. We need all six keys? Oh my god, how did I know? How did I know that randomly pressing E on all the walls would reveal some kind of secret? How did I? I just had a feeling that if I just walk around pressing E on everything, eventually things will just start appearing, manifesting in front of me.

1:46:31
Unknown_01: I see something back there.

1:47:06
Unknown_05: Is it this?

Unknown_05: wall hump what's wall humping but how you like climb walls with the backtrack a secret is revealed i don't know if i like the idea though i feel like this is right there's something on the ceiling in the portal room this

1:48:01
Unknown_05: Oh, yeah, fuck Apparently not much though A wall humping there's an interesting on every wall. Okay. Yeah, i'm definitely i'm definitely up to that. That's definitely something that I am engaged in Maybe ah, let's see

Unknown_01: Somewhere around here, I can feel it.

Unknown_05: How the fuck am I supposed to get up there? Why is it right there if I can't get up there? I'm losing it. I'm completely losing my mind.

1:48:57
Unknown_05: Wait, this is colored differently. Why is it colored differently?

Unknown_05: That's just the lighting. I don't believe you.

Unknown_05: What is the point of this room? This room is like baffling me.

1:49:32
Unknown_05: There is a guy who knows how to get out of this room when he's just not talking now in chat. Okay.

Unknown_05: Great time to pull the lever. I feel like that's a lie. I feel like if I do that, it's not gonna work out.

Unknown_05: What?

Unknown_05: Why am I now preserved? Oh my God. Dude, the guy that made this was fucking high on something.

1:50:18
Unknown_05: Okay, now that I shot the eyeball, can I go through here? No, I cannot. Shoot the ceiling portal. What fucking ceiling portal?

Unknown_01: I am going to try to pull the lever now.

1:50:51
Unknown_05: I'm gonna quick save.

Unknown_05: It didn't kill me because I have more health now. What does that button do?

Unknown_03: What does the button do?

Unknown_03: What is this?

1:51:34
Unknown_04: I just shot you, why are you still alive?

Unknown_05: Bro, you cannot do that to me.

Unknown_05: This map is giving me, like, paranoia. Like, I'm a fucking paranoid schizophrenic now. I'm just afraid that there's, like, random drop-offs to, like, Chain Gun Man. They're just gonna shoot me. I feel like this is it. I'm supposed to go this way.

1:52:21
Unknown_05: This is literally, there's like, I remember there's this channel that always talked about like ghost shows. And one of the things they always, always went back to is like, this is like one of the creepiest houses in the United States. And it was like this house where it was made like by like a schizophrenic or something. And, um, there, there's like staircases leading to nowhere. And that's like a big twerp. Bro, you got fucking kidding me. Why are they invisible? Does this add to the experience to make them more fucking invisible? Yeah, the Winchester house.

1:52:53
Unknown_04: Please stop.

Unknown_05: Oh, now we're back over here, and there's a bunch of shit on the ground. Okay. And it makes a really, really, really loud noise.

1:53:29
Unknown_04: Oh, it's... What the fuck is this?

1:54:08
Unknown_06: What happened to the guy that was, like, raising fire?

Unknown_05: Did I kill him? The guy that was, like, raising fire?

Unknown_05: Okay, great.

Unknown_05: Okay!

Unknown_05: Is that it?

Unknown_05: I'm probably gonna get jumped by something stupid walking out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this shit. I don't know what the fuck you are, but fuck you. Look at this guy.

Unknown_05: Trying to jump me. I need all six, that wasn't all six keys, there's more? There's more of this?

1:54:41
Unknown_05: This map is unfraying my fucking brain at the end.

Unknown_05: I thought Doom was like a game where you like shoot diamonds.

Unknown_05: It is instead like a test of your fucking mental stamina.

Unknown_01: Go back into the event and jump down.

Unknown_05: Okay No, I've never played doom before My anticipation was that this would be like a Mostly memes instead of like let's try to fuck null in the face hole

1:55:35
Unknown_05: Yeah, yeah, that was not that was not my anticipation Okay, so you can't just jump down everywhere you want I guess That does nothing I already went down that but I'm pretty sure

Unknown_05: This one I can go down and now I'm in a different area.

Unknown_05: I have no fucking idea what's going on. Now I'm stuck. How? How would you ever? this without save scumming people were literally trying to give me shit for save scumming and i'm just like now i'm just like is this was that also like a joke that people were playing on me that like i'm supposed to beat this without without quick saving now i'm back over here i don't want to be back over here i do need yellow paint i have no fucking idea what to do

1:57:16
Unknown_05: Are you sure a secret is revealed? A secret is revealed and the secret is nothing. There was a giant fucking announcement on screen that I had found literally nothing.

Unknown_05: Okay, I've been here before. And I've been here before.

Unknown_05: So I assume, what did I miss in the vent, bro?

1:57:50
Unknown_01: I grabbed the secret weapon?

Unknown_05: What secret weapon?

Unknown_06: I can grab shit.

Unknown_03: There's a map?

Unknown_05: Since when has there been a fucking map?

Unknown_05: This doesn't help me at all.

1:58:31
Unknown_06: OK, where where am I?

Unknown_05: Oh, I see, I move around. How do I?

Unknown_01: Fuck me.

Unknown_05: I really feel like there's gotta be something here.

Unknown_05: right what the fuck's the point of this i'm losing it i'm completely fucking losing it i just i just want to shoot demons man

1:59:38
Unknown_01: Has this room changed since I had like the big fight in it?

Unknown_05: No, it doesn't look like it. I'm still missing like two fucking keys. So there's like two other extraordinarily fucking elaborate.

Unknown_04: What is the point of this room? It's just a health pack.

2:00:15
Unknown_05: I wouldn't need a fucking health pack if there weren't invisible fucking demons everywhere.

Unknown_01: Why did that close?

Unknown_05: Was there something in there? Oh my god.

Unknown_05: okay it's not just me right like this it feels like i'm not like just completely retarded at this point right and i've like i've done everything reasonable to like complete the game correct okay okay okay i don't i don't want to like disappoint anybody but also that's like i don't want to spend like there are other people who who made maps i'm supposed to be playing and it's like if i'm spending 40 minutes running around the circles trying to find like a secret wall that's like

2:01:35
Unknown_05: I'm like depriving other people of time that they spend on their maps, too.

Unknown_06: I did cheat just to get the keys.

Unknown_05: I only cheated just to be clear just for the record because chat effectively permitted me to because They were annoyed by the secret walls and stuff I did not find the did not find the secret thing, okay All right Kiwi Station 13 that sounds like a winner for me how many have I done I did that one that one So three, okay, this is four

2:02:47
Unknown_05: I'll try a red one next. If this one goes really well, I'll do a red one.

Unknown_05: He can shoot over walls?

Unknown_05: What a fucking asshole.

Unknown_05: Is that like a church?

Unknown_05: Oh no, it's Kiwi Station. This is the chapel. Okay, I'm cluing into this.

Unknown_05: This is the hallway to the station.

2:03:23
Unknown_05: in case you're a fan of space station by the way we have a community-run space station that does an event every week wow see this is what i'm talking about there are shotguns for me to collect demons for me to shoot my games journalist brain can easily understand what's happening i don't know exactly i'm still finding stuff on accident

Unknown_04: That was a demon in the gray jumpsuit. Oh, no, it's a gray titer. Gray titer!

Unknown_04: Whose face is that?

Unknown_05: That voice sounds so familiar. Whose face is that?

Unknown_05: Oh, it's the Ralph-a-gray titer. Okay. I thought it was a generic, it's a Ralph demon.

2:04:22
Unknown_06: Okay, I got you.

Unknown_01: this is much much much more along the lines of what i expected in terms of like get the shotgun you run around you shoot everybody there's some alpha demons

2:05:09
Unknown_05: Dude, the imps cheat. They just spam. Stop spamming, you fucking... Okay, there's lots of ralpha demons in here. We gotta be careful, champ. I need a yellow key. Doing the key thing again, I see. I need a yellow key.

Unknown_05: I've only missed this before, I've already been through it. How do I get into that area? I wish I didn't switch to the other ones.

2:05:43
Unknown_05: I want to get to those Ralfa dudes. That's the content that I crave, that my audience deserves.

2:06:31
Unknown_05: I hate the minigun guys.

Unknown_05: Wow, the gray suit is armor. That's awesome.

Unknown_01: Wait, I didn't mean to turn that off.

Unknown_05: This is like the virology? No, this looks like the, um... Why does the Ralpha Demon have blue lightning? Oh, he even spits out, like, demonic souls as you kill him. Very dangerous.

2:07:08
Unknown_05: I honestly, obviously, I like the Ralpha Demon. However, if I was making a Ralpha Demon, I would have made him one of those little pig monsters that come at you swinging. You know what I mean? Not the cool one that shoots out fireballs. Just my personal thought.

Unknown_05: Oh, there's the old car key. Can I not open this?

2:07:41
Unknown_05: Me.

Unknown_05: Thought I had figured out something clever, and instead, I only played myself.

Unknown_05: I'm gonna try to... Fuck!

Unknown_04: Dude, that thing is so dangerous.

Unknown_04: I think I... Like, I've killed myself. Like, what I want to do is a good idea, and it makes sense, okay?

2:08:13
Unknown_05: But the door, it's the door, really. If you really think about it, it's the door's fault, really. If you really think about it, it's not my fault, it's the door's fault. Damn, that guy's speedy as fuck. Ooh. Nice, nice, nice. Okay.

Unknown_05: Okay, now with the card key, I can go back to that one room that I couldn't get access to before. Not that one, though. That's a red key. I feel like the doors should be, like, color-coded. I need color-coding. If the door is open with the yellow key, it should be yellow. If it's open with the red key, it should be red, red.

2:08:53
Unknown_05: For some reason, I thought, obviously I've seen this giant ball monster a bunch, and like just through pop culture, like people have it as their avatar. For whatever reason in my head, I always assumed that he would be like a giant balloon that was really, really easy to kill. Like you just shot him and then he popped. But instead it's like the opposite. It's like this giant like meat shield that just soaks up all the damage in the world. It's a cocoa demon, like a cocoa melon. Is that where Cocomelon comes from? He's one of those?

2:09:27
Unknown_05: No, it's Ralph-a-Demon. This is unrealistic. Ralph-a-Demon works alone, okay? He would always be by himself. As his previous co-host, the Gator Imp. was uh head left him so he would he would not be in a big mob like this he would be completely isolated from all other demons

2:10:03
Unknown_05: This room appears to be glitched, I think. This room, I can't open. I don't know what that is. That sounds like that big spider from before, which is not nice.

2:10:39
Unknown_05: Oh, okay, I found him. That's where he's at.

Unknown_05: There's some place I was supposed to go with the green car key. I don't know if this is it. If it is it, I haven't found another car key. Okay, I just came from there, evidently.

2:11:20
Unknown_05: That's the red car key.

Unknown_01: I don't know what the fuck that does.

Unknown_01: I feel like I better here.

Unknown_05: God.

2:11:55
Unknown_05: Too rough.

Unknown_05: This is far in the future, so after the ralphodemon son has grown up and has become the most prolific species on the planet Earth, and has reproduced a thousand times, and now there's just like the entire ralphodemon phenotype in the far flung future that this takes place in.

Unknown_05: Ooh, finally I got the good one.

2:12:48
Unknown_05: I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing.

Unknown_05: That's still not open. Oh, my immersion's ruined. There's no vertical levels in Space Station. Oh, there's the red vertical. Oh, fuck.

2:13:28
Unknown_05: Okay, that's what I thought bish demon bish I'm hearing like extremely concerning sounds as I move around this Still can't get this, huh?

Unknown_04: Why am I on fire?

Unknown_04: Why don't you fuck off?

Unknown_05: Rikada? That's definitely the Rikada demon right there.

Unknown_03: Why am I toxic?

2:14:28
Unknown_05: See that's the confusing thing about the card key things I can't remember which doors are locked This is the left one I can only tell if I've been to a room or not based on if um, there's like a litany of dead bodies everywhere Use the map Where am I in the map? Oh, I see

Unknown_05: Oh, okay.

2:15:36
Unknown_06: Oh, this is the bar.

Unknown_05: I appreciate the space station inspired theme here. Is this like the bridge?

Unknown_06: I feel like this is the bridge, yeah.

2:16:15
Unknown_05: I don't have the plasma rifle. I have very low health though, so I'm not particularly... Oh no! The medbay! Oh this is medbay, okay. That's why there's six demons. Four demons.

Unknown_05: Xenobio. Okay, now what?

Unknown_01: i guess oh i took a detour all right try it again

2:17:22
Unknown_01: Yeah, I don't know.

Unknown_05: I don't know where else I can get health, though. Without, like... With the rocket launcher.

Unknown_05: I feel like I can do it. Give me a second. I'm gonna try one more time. A couple more times.

2:18:09
Unknown_05: No, I can't. Not with that guy.

Unknown_05: The demon up there with the, um... Oh, that's a good idea. I'll try that.

Unknown_05: No, he said to try to stand outside and funnel them. I think they thought of that ahead of time. Alright, I have to find health somewhere.

Unknown_05: Surely there's a place with like... There's like a door that's there that has all sorts of shit, but there's like a lock to it.

2:18:42
Unknown_05: There's gotta be like a secret to get into there and get all the health.

Unknown_01: I guess not. Is that it?

Unknown_05: Is that the secret to get the? That sucks.

2:19:19
Unknown_01: What does this even do?

Unknown_05: There's gotta be some way to like... Gain access to that health area. There's a teleporter behind the altar. Oh. Oh, I think with all the fucking health and actual fighting...

Unknown_05: Wait, did the demons all attack, uh, Ethan Ralph? I feel like the Ralph demon gets, like, attacked by him. Look, they do. They fight Ethan Ralph.

2:19:52
Unknown_05: The guy coded him so that he has, like, no affiliation with the other demons, and they just open fire on him. I know they have friendly fire, but it seems like they actually attack him. Okay, now I have health.

Unknown_05: I have everything. Okay, now I can do it. I have unlocked the secret area that involves... Now I can go here and clear this out, hopefully, without much issue. Okay, the rocket launcher... Sucks. I don't fucking understand.

2:20:38
Unknown_05: The creatures are like...

2:21:15
Unknown_05: This is really hard. I have like everything you could possibly ask for. I have no idea what's happening.

2:21:50
Unknown_05: See I got that gamer sense I came to the Christian unicorn altar and I consumed the demon soul and as a result I Had God mode and I cleared it out

Unknown_05: I mean, obviously that was intentional. I just have that gamer sense. Oh god.

Unknown_05: No, I can't get out. That was the trade-off, is that I've won, but I can no longer get out.

Unknown_05: Oh, now I can get out. Okay.

2:22:53
Unknown_05: Oh my God, no wonder why I fucking died. I was like, what's doing so much damage to me? Oh my God. I just feel like there's like a bunch of giant animals blowing the... Where the fuck am I supposed to go with this one?

Unknown_05: I somehow didn't open this this time.

2:23:34
Unknown_05: So in case you're wondering, the plasma rifle is like the best gun in the game.

Unknown_05: Dude, the nicrocator demon is like the scariest fucking thing. He just comes out of nowhere. And you're like just, you just start cooking.

2:24:20
Unknown_05: Oh, this is the escape pod. That's right. So this should be the end, right?

Unknown_06: No, I feel like Oh, I'm on a different station I bet cuz I know And this is switch

2:25:15
Unknown_05: in here there we go okay sorry i'm glad you mentioned that because if you didn't i would okay that was probably the best one so far

Unknown_05: Is this room different now?

Unknown_05: Okay, he's just pretending. I feel like this wasn't read before. Alright, Kiwi Station 13.

2:26:14
Unknown_05: So one, two, three, four. And then after you beat half of them, you get like a mini boss. I can try the, um, Null's Jumbo Rabies Shot. Okay. I said I would try a hard one, but that one went well. I feel like that one went well.

Unknown_05: What's a standby still? Am I not at a high enough level to do the hard ones yet?

2:26:55
Unknown_05: They won't let me do that one.

Unknown_05: Esselfortium smegma storage. That doesn't actually sound inviting. Kiwi on a treadmill. Okay.

Unknown_05: Alright.

Unknown_05: Oh, I should probably check to see. I do. I have $6 coming in. Albert Wesker, 156 for 5, says, Total poo to hard death. And FattyCatty again says, I take the lollipop I gave you back yesterday. This is a shameful display. Fuck you. I'll drink an lollipop if I won't see a motherfucker. After this, I need a bathroom break, I think.

2:27:27
Unknown_05: Okay, wanted attention. Sneed. Okay, everything.

Unknown_05: So far, so good. I can't tell what the fuck to do.

2:27:59
Unknown_05: This one's smart, it just starts you with the shotgun, which is like... There's no reason to use anything else, except for the plasma. Oh no!

Unknown_05: This is a truly terrifying map. I don't know if I can go that way, it's too scary.

Unknown_05: I see why this map is rated as medium now, because it's very high intensity.

Unknown_05: Interesting. Okay.

2:28:40
Unknown_05: I got the gold orb and I got the mega shotgun now.

Unknown_03: Okay.

2:29:20
Unknown_05: nice that is a jump scare it is a genuine jump scare you're just playing a game you think it's a nice nice fun wholesome demon game with just regular demons and then you get socked by the the sudden tranny demons like i wasn't prepared for this

Unknown_05: I didn't have the mental fortitude. Ah!

Unknown_05: I see. I think that happened in real life.

Unknown_05: That looks like a Dead by Daylight thing. Like the, um, the skull on the stick. It's like the... ...Aliens.

2:30:28
Unknown_05: Do I look five foot one bitch it's like I'm hearing like Ethan Ralph phantoms or something All right, I know terrifying stickers I Got completely fucking wrecked by 8 million Ethan Ralph's in that room. Oh

Unknown_05: The rough demons are no fucking joke. That fucking magic.

Unknown_05: Demon magic.

Unknown_05: What?

Unknown_05: I already did open that.

Unknown_05: Has it like, so, oh. I just realized that the Ethan rough demon has a gun.

2:31:36
Unknown_05: There's a chainsaw guy, or chain gun guy in there too. That's asshole level design. Put my least favorite thing in this room.

Unknown_05: Alright. I should know better than to put that one thing I really don't like in here. But it is the trap. He tries to jump scare me with the chain gun. Let's see how this is.

Unknown_05: Let's see what we're doing here.

2:32:47
Unknown_05: That's all I get for shotgun shells? No, I want my shotgun shells, goddammit.

Unknown_01: Oh my god.

2:33:26
Unknown_05: Oh, it's giving me... I should be fine then.

Unknown_05: Alright, well that went well. And I got the blue skull, right? So now I can backtrack. Uh, what's this?

Unknown_05: No, it's a truneshine den. That's where they all get together to start shooting up the HRT.

Unknown_05: I'm the one shooting rockets here, boyo. Let me fuck off.

Unknown_02: God fucking dammit.

2:34:08
Unknown_05: Oh, fuck. Does that demon have a butthole? I swear I saw what looked like a demon butthole when I turned around. I was not prepared for this.

Unknown_04: It does have a butthole.

Unknown_05: I didn't know.

Unknown_05: Okay, this is just like a secret ammo room. Okay, I gotcha.

Unknown_05: Need all three keys?

Unknown_01: How did I miss one?

2:34:43
Unknown_05: I didn't miss one in that big room, right?

Unknown_05: Would it show up on the map? Oh wait, I do see a room where I missed, apparently.

Unknown_05: Is it like, looped around from here?

Unknown_06: No.

Unknown_05: Oh man, I see.

2:35:19
Unknown_05: I did it!

Unknown_04: I did it, motherfucker. Two of them.

Unknown_05: that's the best thing about the chain gun is that it like suns them a little bit when so you can just like if you have only like one big guy and you have the chain gun you can just shoot them over and over again in the face all right that should be it right

2:36:10
Unknown_05: no they definitely attack each other the ralph demon does he just attacks everybody i think look the rocket launcher is the only thing i have i've got oh wait no i have this

Unknown_05: There was no kiwi on the track, no! That was a good level. I like that. Everything made sense. There was a little bit of platforming, but it wasn't like... They weren't standing in fucking toxins while doing it. There's ralphademons.

2:36:55
Unknown_05: They let me use my plasma gun excessively. Okay. All the things that I like on this.

Unknown_05: I guess the kiwi on the treadmill is the secret, but hopefully I don't need to go back and find all the secrets and all the weird maps for the, uh... I guess I'll do that one next. Okay. Let me, uh, save, and then I'm gonna go get some beverage.

2:37:26
Unknown_05: Uh... And, uh, I'll be right back. I'll even put a thing up. I'll put a thing up on my, um... ...mode, so we can do add...

Unknown_05: text and then be right back bathroom okay this is your excuse you have three minutes what time is it 5 34. i will i will be back by 5 37. so if you have to go pee do it do it now

2:41:43
Unknown_00: hello okay mouse cop 5 for 10 says entertaining stream thank you mouse cop 5. i did say i would start now i'm glad every and thank you for watching by the way nice chill weekend video game content and such uh sure everything okay great nice

Unknown_00: Let's continue.

Unknown_05: This is ESOL 4TM Smegma Sword. And by the way, GeoGuessr is fun. If you don't like... The old school RuneScape GeoGuessr is fun. It's called content. It's called quality fucking content.

Unknown_06: Tick loves Lidl Trip.

Unknown_05: I'm definitely supposed to run up and get that shotgun, I think.

2:42:45
Unknown_05: Ooh, two-for-one chat.

Unknown_05: I don't need it. Oh, is this just like a defense thing where they keep spawning? That's what it looks like.

Unknown_05: I shouldn't not waste all my resources if I can. No, it's just that one part. Oh god.

2:43:17
Unknown_05: Oh god! Oh god! I was not expecting that.

2:43:59
Unknown_05: The guys with guns are the biggest fucking assholes.

Unknown_05: He's not.

Unknown_05: What are you doing? Fuck you. Oh, I can shoot through this. For some reason I was thinking only he could shoot through this.

Unknown_05: That's a kick in my ass, though.

Unknown_05: This dude eats a lot of fucking bullets, holy shit.

Unknown_05: Is he, like, invincible? Am I wasting my fucking time? there we go jesus let's look at the health factor who's that it looks really familiar for some reason

2:44:58
Unknown_05: What's killing me? What's killing me? Oh, fuck. That was the wrong thing.

Unknown_00: Whoops.

Unknown_00: God damn it.

Unknown_00: It must be the floor that's killing me. Hold up. I don't know how I managed to...

2:45:33
Unknown_00: Okay It does feel like the fucking room is killing me is it like the

Unknown_05: I honestly don't know what it is. I don't understand.

2:46:34
Unknown_05: I guess it's just, like, very specifically... Oh, God. Oh, I didn't even point out the, uh... Ah! The, um, Baldos Creed over there, which is, like, the Narcissus Prayer or something.

Unknown_05: Um, okay.

Unknown_05: There's lots of little... Ah!

Unknown_02: I don't want to go back. Okay.

Unknown_05: That's how you exit Trying to very carefully pick these up there's a dsp jerking off in case you're review tech usa now watching this The feral troon watch out chat

2:47:35
Unknown_05: I guess this is hell.

Unknown_05: No, I don't want to go back that way.

Unknown_04: Ouch!

Unknown_05: I guess he's shot behind me. Or stood on something.

Unknown_05: Um, does it look a secret room? Oh, no, this is the demon room.

2:48:09
Unknown_03: Ah the puzzle piece.

Unknown_05: Aha chat No, that's definitely not gonna be this god damn it I feel like a fucking idiot sometimes I didn't even I didn't even have the good conscience to fucking save

Unknown_05: You have to say positive chat, because you know what that means? It means I get to shoot this again, whatever this is.

2:48:46
Unknown_06: Alright.

Unknown_05: Okay, that works. Need a yellow card. I have to- oh, I have to go back.

Unknown_04: Why can't they use the portal? What?

Unknown_04: Why can't they use the portal?

2:49:22
Unknown_05: Bro, I'm getting like trolled super fucking hard on this. I did so much better the last time, now I just feel like a fucking retard.

Unknown_05: Okay. Now I get the puzzle piece.

Unknown_05: Now I can shoot these guys real quick.

Unknown_05: Okay, everything is going according to Keikaku-cha. That means plan. Oh, I'm in the fucking pain room again. God damn it.

2:49:58
Unknown_05: Don't stand on the white stuff. I figured it out. I have two HP left, but I figured it out finally.

2:50:31
Unknown_05: You know, that works out in my favor, actually.

Unknown_05: Surely... Surely there's a health pack or something here. No. I guess not. But for some reason, Rob can follow me through a fucking portal.

Unknown_05: Okay, this time just don't stand on the white stuff.

Unknown_05: That went marginally better than last time Oh, no, I shouldn't have killed that demon he was doing the world a favor That was it

2:51:31
Unknown_05: I feel like I raced through that one. That was pretty good.

Unknown_05: Negan, I am playing on baby mode. That's part of the... I'm going pro. Exactly right. Getting better and better. Okay, can I play the hard one yet?

Unknown_05: No. Not good enough, it doesn't think. Okay.

Unknown_05: I guess purple is the most hardest? Yes, that is the case.

2:52:05
Unknown_05: Okay, so I have a limited option about what I can do now. Dungeon of Shroom, oh geez.

Unknown_05: The most scariest so far, champ.

Unknown_04: That's supposed to happen?

Unknown_01: As you can see, there are the tortured souls of the damned already besetting us.

2:52:48
Unknown_05: Try not for them. We are doing them a favor, champ. That sounds like... No!

Unknown_05: No, you can't do that.

Unknown_05: I don't know what that is. I don't like it though.

Unknown_05: Is this it? Is this it? No, I'm not touching it. Come on. That's fucking gross. Truly the most depraved. Okay, the autism floor in this one is the dangerous one. I can't walk on the autism floor.

2:53:23
Unknown_05: Where are these eyes, though? Nothing. Okay, I see.

2:53:54
Unknown_05: It's coco melons All right It sounds so much That's it's just gonna just look at ralph it's like that clip of him farting in his chair i was like i don't know shit

Unknown_05: I don't know what the fuck she's got but something that I accidentally used a rocket launcher to rocket jump. I think is that what just happened?

2:54:53
Unknown_06: Okay, let's prepare for this better

Unknown_05: I really don't have... I guess I could use this. I really don't have anything else. I should probably just... Leave Ralph alone, because I do like to attack. And just deal with the... What the fuck?

2:55:29
Unknown_05: I'm not sure what I'm supposed to... Am I supposed to, like, break line of sight with Rakeda? Okay, I do. I have to break line of sight. I see. That's what this... This is obstruction before, I suppose. Okay, yeah. This is... This is working much better now that I know what I'm doing.

Unknown_05: He has a lot of health. Ralph killed all the other demons. That was just Ralph. Ralph just tore through them all.

2:56:07
Unknown_05: Fish, don't forget about my flaming skull.

Unknown_05: Okay. Well, there's the red skull I'm looking for. I gotcha.

Unknown_05: Awesome. Okay. Nice suit.

Unknown_05: Yeah, I told people I told people this at the beginning of the stream I have never played any doom game ever except for like I played like a couple I didn't finish I didn't even finish one of the um 3d games I played like the the doom where you like wake up on the slab And you're going through mars. I don't think I finished that one

2:56:46
Unknown_04: No, that works.

Unknown_05: The humans are actually really hard. You'd think the demons would be the hard ones, but if you let the humans shoot you, you fucking die pretty fast. That went pretty well.

2:57:31
Unknown_05: Manlet cage? Who's in the manlet cage? Oh no, there's like two tiny demons in there. They're in the manlet cage.

Unknown_05: Do I have to kill them? I don't think I can kill them. Maybe I can. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what's going on with the manlet cage.

2:58:28
Unknown_05: Cozy den. I feel like I have to. I feel like this is part of the game. I have to be really, like, careful only to shoot. Maybe I'm not. Maybe I'm hallucinating. I feel like they're dying. Maybe not. Okay. I feel like I'm not supposed to do that. And then for whatever reason, there's a Rysha. Okay.

2:59:05
Unknown_05: There we go. That wasn't hard at all. That was the easiest one. But it's thematic, and that's what really counts, Chet.

Unknown_05: All right. I think there's one more medium one. No, two more. Tipple of the Tism.

Unknown_05: HRT facility. In pursuit of autism.

2:59:39
Unknown_05: I like the I like I like the the cut of that one's jib that's yet Turn down game audio Like it's already pretty low maybe I can just make myself louder a little bit louder should be good All right

3:00:16
Unknown_05: There's that guy pinned to a wall up there. Not sure what's going on. I feel like this is a reference to something I'm not getting.

Unknown_05: Do I have to go through the TISM portal?

Unknown_05: It's interesting they, like, share assets, because my assumption was, going into this, that each one of the maps would have, like, their own custom mobs. But they have, like, their share of, like, custom assets that they each tend to reintegrate somehow, like the sticker puzzle pieces and other stuff. I guess I can't get through that, so I'm going to try a little parkour. A little parkour ruski? No. This is definitely... This map lives up to its name because it's so disorienting. Like, the asset mix. It's like...

3:01:54
Unknown_05: What is that noise?

Unknown_05: Oh, it's this guy, I think. Do I get up here? Feels like disadvantage being on the ground.

Unknown_05: Man, I don't know what the fuck... This map legit is like giving me schizo vibes. Like unironic schizo vibes.

3:02:33
Unknown_03: Alright.

Unknown_05: Do you think that, like... That, like, it's offensive to Liz Fong Jones that, like, in media now, he's just, like, this hilariously evil monster to people?

3:03:18
Unknown_05: You know what I mean? Do you think it's, like, offensive to him, or, like, weird, or, like... It probably gets awful. I don't know. I probably think that... Yeah, I am actually this really terrifying demon, like Rahar. I'm like a demon, I'm like a tranny, I'm like a tranny demon. Everything is offensive to him.

3:03:53
Unknown_05: Oh my god, that was a bad idea.

Unknown_05: god damn it i did why is that a shortcut why why is it a shortcut to exit the game i'm not bad it's not my fault that the game

3:04:27
Unknown_00: box with you. It has a fucking exit button. Okay.

Unknown_04: Suicide watch.

3:05:04
Unknown_05: I feel like this is one of the things where it's like... The, um... Floor is lava.

Unknown_05: Which is unfortunate. Because... Now I'm like, paranoid about the fucking...

Unknown_05: About the, um, exit button.

Unknown_05: Is that a tour bomb? What is going on with that?

3:05:50
Unknown_05: Oh no! Literal thwomps. This is creative. Well, this is what I like to see.

Unknown_05: It's terrifying. I don't know if I can do it.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: Thank goodness, chat. Where's the puzzle piece? There's like eight million puzzle pieces all over the map. I've just unlocked the red and yellow puzzle piece like a dozen times now.

3:06:21
Unknown_05: Wait, I have to, like, parkour this, right? God fucking damn it.

Unknown_05: I am, like, being tormented by the fucking autism. This is, like, a legit, like... Like, I don't know what the fuck... Do I have to... Do I have to rocket jump?

3:06:58
Unknown_05: No.

Unknown_05: I don't know if that's a thing.

Unknown_03: okay like surely that's the way out right if i do it like like this no sidestep what

3:07:57
Unknown_05: I don't know what to do. Do I just go backwards?

Unknown_05: Is there anything back there?

Unknown_05: Use the forest. Oh!

Unknown_05: I can go this way now.

Unknown_05: Right, or did I just come from this way all the the autism candlesticks are gone now That's the thwomps that came that way And I got the puzzle pieces and then after I killed those guys the things all disappeared So now I can go this way now i'm out. Okay There's a there's a skull right there. I don't know what the fuck that does, but I pressed it So now if I go this way they're like

3:08:40
Unknown_05: I'm not sure what these abstract, esoteric images are. I assume that they're like AI-generated nightmares that don't actually have any meaning, chat.

3:09:18
Unknown_05: Let's see.

Unknown_05: Can I do this?

Unknown_01: Ah!

Unknown_05: Okay, I can do this. Now I'm up here.

Unknown_05: okay i feel like i'm going the right way now oh that's a rocket launcher

3:09:52
Unknown_05: I feel like the big guy that shoots rockets is underutilized. The maps makers all seem to really like the fucking annoying ass chaingun guys and the demons that throw fire. And they really don't seem to like the big guy with the rocket hands or the butthole demon that fires skulls. They seem to not to prefer those.

Unknown_05: You know what I mean?

Unknown_05: Okay, yeah, this is very esoteric I like how The the game for this map the progression of the map is linked to like where you can jump it makes the jumping thing that you're supposed to do in some of the maps makes sense like it opens doors and then it uses verticality to make certain things accessible or inaccessible

3:10:50
Unknown_05: Yeah, the Rakata Demon is still the scariest fucking thing in this game.

Unknown_05: He's so fast.

Unknown_05: I don't like you. Oh, fuck. God damn it. That is the hardest fucking thing in the game to aim.

Unknown_05: God damn it.

Unknown_05: Sorry, I hate this fucking game. I know I don't have to even bother, but... I really don't like it.

3:11:27
Unknown_05: Alright, I think I killed it. No, I... I most certainly did not.

Unknown_05: He moves around. He, like, skitters around. My... I just realized my headset's on backwards, and that's why I'm so disoriented.

Unknown_05: I'm giving up after this I think Is he dead bro he just fucking died forget it forget it i'm done with this fuck you

3:12:22
Unknown_05: The rockets in this are the mad at the internet sticker from the forum.

Unknown_05: Is this just this map or has it been like this the entire time and I've just not noticed?

Unknown_06: Okay, I got the big head. Okay. So I could do pretty well.

3:13:05
Unknown_05: I really don't like this. I don't like this guy's weird AI like a horror like body horror textures Okay, flip my thing around I Can hear things

3:13:56
Unknown_02: Did that, like, unlock it from behind?

Unknown_05: I think that's what it is.

Unknown_05: This thing needs less HP. Whatever the fuck this thing is, it should not have so much fucking health points.

Unknown_05: Okay, I'm definitely going the wrong way. I'm supposed to go this way and find something in this, but the thing opens up and then instantly closes.

3:14:34
Unknown_05: I'm not sure. I did shoot. You can't shoot it from afar and have it open. Like, watch.

3:15:18
Unknown_05: It's the only thing I have with Bolton, huh?

Unknown_05: See? It doesn't open.

Unknown_05: Stayed looking at it. That's a really good guess.

Unknown_05: Doesn't work, though.

Unknown_05: I shot it, but it doesn't open. The only thing that opens it is to activate it.

3:15:52
Unknown_05: Activating it doesn't seem to do anything.

Unknown_05: And then if I walk away, it doesn't do anything.

Unknown_05: Stay looking at it. I am. Look, watch. I activate it. I'm looking at it.

Unknown_01: Nothing happens. I can turn it on and off.

Unknown_05: I'm looking right at it.

Unknown_05: Like you see, it's closing on its own. It's just a regular button to open someone.

3:16:37
Unknown_05: I'm not sure. Maybe that's not supposed to open? Like if I open the map, does it show space beyond that? It doesn't.

Unknown_05: So maybe I don't.

Unknown_05: Oh, I can go in here now? Ah! I almost got thwomped by Christian.

Unknown_05: Terrifying.

Unknown_05: Okay. Thankfully, I had enough autism to figure this one out.

3:17:16
Unknown_05: Alright. At some point, I'm supposed to have a mini-boss, right? So I've done... I'm not done...

Unknown_05: one two three four five six seven eight i have done one two three four five six seven okay so if i do one more i should have it let's see because i guess after this one i then have um

3:17:52
Unknown_05: hrt facility all right all right i'm in the um the end of half-life where i'm going to the autism chamber at the beginning of half-life where you're in like the train car

Unknown_05: Do you want a Mudahar video?

Unknown_05: What does a Mudahar video look like?

Unknown_05: Am I supposed to be waiting? Oh, there we go.

Unknown_05: Ah! They're shooting at me, chat. What's up with this?

Unknown_05: They're shooting at me, and I'm such a nice guy that never did anything wrong to anybody.

3:18:56
Unknown_05: Finally don't tease the shotgun. Just give me the fucking shotgun In a yellow card to open the store this one, okay I'm glad I learned that that's a thing. I have to touch later on. I'm looking for a yellow card key Why do they make zombie noises are they like zombies I

3:19:33
Unknown_05: That's a really big map.

Unknown_05: See, this guy's smart. He knows what gamers want. They want nice, big, open areas where they can run about shooting demons.

3:20:14
Unknown_05: Okay, this guy's really pissing me off. Fuck you, retard. Durr, I must... Ow!

Unknown_06: Okay, after we do the map, I guess.

Unknown_05: Okay, let's do this again and not die this time.

3:21:09
Unknown_05: Why didn't the quicksave is the issue there would be Oh what'd I do?

Unknown_05: God fucking- I don't know what the- dude. The- the hotkeys on the function bar in this fucking game are like intentionally designed to- to aggravate the fuck out of me.

Unknown_05: At least I'm getting good at this level to the point where I can speedrun it, okay.

3:21:58
Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_06: The boss key.

Unknown_05: I'm becoming trans now? Well, I am surrounded by HRT and trannies in this game, apparently.

3:22:29
Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_04: This fucking door.

Unknown_05: Dude, my speedrun world record for this map was fucking ruined by the fucking door.

Unknown_05: Oh my god, come the fuck on. I was just gonna rush to the spider thing so I could be-

3:23:08
Unknown_05: Now I realize I can't approach the spider demon head on like this.

Unknown_05: The spider died. Did the imps kill it? Imps ran up and just fucking murdered the motherfucker.

3:23:44
Unknown_05: It feels like if the demons accidentally hit each other, they start attacking each other. Like if the coca melons hit the beefy guys, the pig monsters, they get really pissed off at them and start attacking them.

Unknown_05: Oh, this is the Kiwi Farms logo on the ground. All right. Which one is Yaniv?

3:24:19
Unknown_05: I don't know. I can't brief she. BLM.

Unknown_05: Rip my kneesie.

Unknown_05: is this like the radiation suit i'm supposed to like i see how do i know how long my radiation suit lasts for i guess i'll grab it because i don't i don't know if it's like running out

3:25:22
Unknown_05: I am not sure where I'm going Surely there's like a ramp or something, right?

Unknown_05: I'm supposed to go to the middle?

Unknown_05: Wait, I see something over there Am I able to get to that?

Unknown_05: I just ran right into that rocket like a fucking... Okay, um... Oh!

3:26:09
Unknown_05: There's a puzzle piece at the end that I didn't pick. I never would have found that if I uh... Oh, I see.

Unknown_05: You're not supposed to want to go into the water. I got you.

Unknown_05: What's the orb?

Unknown_05: I'm invisible. What?

3:26:53
Unknown_05: My invisibility doesn't really seem to help much. They seem to know exactly where I'm at. I never noticed that he says that's not true.

3:27:42
Unknown_05: I'm not being mean when I say this, but this map designer obviously has a passion for corridors. He's like, the Quake guy can move fast, so there's no reason to have claustrophobic fights in some long ass corridors.

Unknown_05: What did I say? Did I say Quake again?

Unknown_05: Do I have the yellow key? I don't. I feel like I missed something.

3:28:17
Unknown_05: For some reason, Ethan Ralph saying that's not true opens up like a giant portal to hell.

Unknown_05: Do I have to- I really don't want to enter a giant portal to hell. That can be a little avoided.

3:28:53
Unknown_05: Okay, I'm back in this room.

Unknown_05: Okay, I came down this hallway.

Unknown_05: Activate that I do have to go into the flesh demon thing. Okay, that's great about Ethan Ralph. I'm supposed to do that It's like that question

3:29:40
Unknown_05: Who would win in the fight? One Doom guy or 27 Ethan Ralphs?

Unknown_05: Like obviously with one Ethan Ralph and one Doom guy, it's not a question.

Unknown_05: I honestly don't know what any of these power-ups do.

Unknown_05: Oh god, they glow in the dark. Oh god!

3:30:11
Unknown_04: Shit.

Unknown_05: Unfortunately, I didn't have the... the... presence of mind to simply...

Unknown_05: Hit them with my car when I did that.

3:30:47
Unknown_01: I already had like maximum.

Unknown_05: I feel like I should come up, I should ordain who the official Kiwi Farms admin picks for like all the locales should be. I feel like Ralph should be the little pig monsters that hobble after you and only have melee. I don't know about the imp. Obviously Rakeda is going to be the demon that shoots fire at you if you get into line of sight.

3:31:32
Unknown_05: We'll give the big boy the two hip rocket guns.

Unknown_04: We'll give the coconut one.

Unknown_06: Fire his aids.

Unknown_05: Yep.

Unknown_05: What is the name of this map? The theme is like grotesquely.

3:32:20
Unknown_05: Cocomelon the Sonichu Medallion, dude. That's a good one. That's really good.

Unknown_05: I'm going to die because of the... No wonder why I was taking hits. I ran out of rockets.

3:33:14
Unknown_05: I feel like I have to tank this with this guy, or I'm gonna die. God damn it.

Unknown_05: I really don't feel like I have enough ammo to complete this.

Unknown_05: I need, like, more rockets or some shit.

3:33:47
Unknown_05: Aha. Ask and thou shalt receive.

Unknown_05: Oh, I have the plasma gun, too. That should do it. That's all you really need is the plasma gun.

Unknown_05: Everything else is for fun.

Unknown_05: Okie dokie, artichokie.

3:34:39
Unknown_05: There's the pain guy, oh god somehow i'm late I might have uh

Unknown_05: Yeah, definitely the way to play this game is just to make them hit each other all the time Because they they don't even try to avoid it. They just like this guy's just shoving fire of everybody's ass I think he did more damage than I did I do have the yellow key The room is shaped like a puzzle piece

3:35:48
Unknown_05: I'm like stuck in an endless loop of this shit now. A secret?

Unknown_05: What secret?

Unknown_05: The Liz Fong Jones orb?

Unknown_05: Is that the secret?

Unknown_01: Um now there's a yellow key entrance to that thing over there I must have missed something

3:36:59
Unknown_01: Doesn't that say exit?

Unknown_05: Oh my god, what the fuck?

Unknown_05: I'm being like tormented now Please I didn't do this. I didn't do anything

Unknown_05: The corridor shaped like a swastika. Okay. Now I understand the long corridors.

Unknown_05: It's all coming together now I'm dying Dude you fucking straight-up murder you Sorry, I went way too far without savings also lost I

3:38:07
Unknown_05: of course my clear this time is not nearly as nice as my first clear okay um

Unknown_05: It took me to this map and made it red, and then when I went over here and pressed this thingy, it took me someplace else, right? Yeah, it took me to this. I'm trying to get to where the doors lead, because then I can hopefully at some point find next stop.

Unknown_05: I'm in the exact same, literally the exact, precisely, without exaggeration, an identical set of mistakes that I made last time. I will be going back to this room again.

3:39:01
Unknown_05: Someone in chat very optimistically suggests becoming a Doom pro. I do not think that's possible. I don't think I am becoming much of a pro of anything.

Unknown_05: Okay, here is the room.

Unknown_05: I can save here. Now I'm gonna hide.

Unknown_05: What the fuck oh you have to wait out the entire attack sequence, I guess God fucking damn it He's too strong

3:40:03
Unknown_05: Oh my god, that would've killed me for sure.

Unknown_01: There we go.

Unknown_01: Is this just the secret? This isn't the exit?

Unknown_05: I'm just being trolled, chat.

Unknown_05: Hong kong yeah, fuck you Okay, there's a red key at the bottom of this side, I think I already exited through there it's like a series of blue Oh, yeah, and then the blue door is on the left I remember this we just went through here

3:41:07
Unknown_05: Okay, now we're back in the Ethan Ralph room.

Unknown_05: And then we're at the, uh... I just realized that this is also the, um... The sun thing. The Nordic sun.

Unknown_05: Okay, then I can jump down here.

3:41:41
Unknown_05: Okay, and this was where I jumped down into the demon pit thing before. I need, like, some indication of where to go. I'm not asking for yellow paint, but I need, like... Oh, so this opened up after I went to that thing to open that and get the blue orb. This opened up and I didn't need to go all the way around the long way again.

Unknown_05: See what I mean? I just need to have the faintest fucking idea of where to go. I'm not asking for a lot here. That's not it either.

3:42:16
Unknown_05: This has to be this has to be where i'm supposed to go And then that's not it I'm supposed to go back here And then there was the secret that I opened up and it says the secrets revealed to you, right?

Unknown_05: Oh, that's right, I have to get this orb and I died last time so now that I have the orb

3:42:55
Unknown_05: Can I go back to this?

Unknown_05: No.

Unknown_05: Okay, someone help me out.

Unknown_05: I need some indication of what to do now.

Unknown_05: Why does it teleport me back here?

Unknown_05: Go left in this, in the church. Go left where?

3:43:33
Unknown_05: come back to this room and then i'm underground again you're almost there keep going left like inside the church i need more just bro when you see that it's like you're you're looking at that 30 seconds after it happened you have to tell me

Unknown_01: These are Ethan Ralph and church Okay, we're now back in this room

3:44:40
Unknown_05: Yeah, I'm about to give up for real like You built this map and it was like it made sense most of the way but now we're at a part where

Unknown_05: Been through the entire map four times and I've found like four different secrets I found this honestly should have been the end like I've just been walking around in circles now And just go back out the front door. No This is the exit don't tell me this is the X I have to like hold this or some shit with the fuck I

3:45:30
Unknown_04: You're gonna be shitting me.

Unknown_05: And that's the exit? Bro, come the fuck on.

Unknown_05: That needed some fucking yellow paint. Nobody guessed that that was the solution, that I had to go to the exit, and then go to a little thing next to the exit, and then wait for the exit to clear, and then it's this other thing. Why wasn't that the end, the thing with the yellow key?

3:46:10
Unknown_03: It wasn't a fucking exit sign that I could see.

Unknown_05: It wasn't an eye level.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_05: Three and a half. I'll play one more and then hopefully that's the boss level that I was promised.

Unknown_05: The Temple of Tisms.

3:46:53
Unknown_05: Okay. There we go.

Unknown_05: Now if you're acting like that was at all obvious you're fucking trolling me And meowing meow me owings for $100, oh my god, it's a entertaining stream Or good stream not entertaining. That's what me. Okay. So, thank you That's pretty good Every so often, whenever I get like a big super chat like that, I think like, well, how long have I been playing? About four hours. Divide 100 by four.

3:47:27
Unknown_05: That's a hard number.

Unknown_05: How long? I actually have to take it. Okay.

Unknown_05: It's like, what? 100 by four. 25 per hour. That's right. When you take 100 and you divide it by four, it's 25. I should know this. That's pretty good, it's $25 an hour. Then I think back when I worked fast food, I got $9.50 an hour. Even when I did programming, I was an entry-level programmer with no degrees, so I programmed for like $15 an hour, and that was only after a little while.

3:48:09
Unknown_05: I am great at math, thank you. Oh no, Doom guys are dead everywhere. This does not bode well. If the Doom guy can do it, how can Quake guy do it?

Unknown_05: Puppy Shrine. A bit ominous. Puppy apparently ate... No, it's a slobberman. He's slobbering, I see. Apparently ate Doomguy, though. There's like a mural of lolcows in the background. That's pretty good.

Unknown_00: I guess I have to touch the dog.

Unknown_00: Uh-oh. There's a cutscene! I didn't know this had cutscenes.

3:48:42
Unknown_05: Oh no! It's Paul Joseph Watson! Is he gonna say something?

Unknown_04: Is he gonna say, please say let that sink in.

Unknown_04: If he doesn't say let that... Oh no, it's brain force.

Unknown_04: He's shooting brain force at me, chat.

Unknown_07: Ha ha ha.

3:49:19
Unknown_04: What's so funny about this is it's like... I've never met... What does this guy have against Paul Joseph Watson of all people?

Unknown_05: It's like a mainstream locale. It's like Alex Jones' Second in Command. He didn't say let that sink in! Oh no!

Unknown_04: What the fuck is this?

Unknown_04: Oh no, he's holding up chocolate chat.

3:50:18
Unknown_05: I won! Oh my god. I'm so glad I saved that for last.

Unknown_04: Dude.

Unknown_05: It's so funny too because like the last map the last one was good until the very end right I got kind of um Glossy eyed and then I like did that one and it's just like it catches me completely off fucking guard We have disabled access to the dreams for now, please go talk to the network janny It's way too dangerous to do missions like this. You'll find him somewhere on the maintenance path

3:51:01
Unknown_05: Is that like scheduled that the halfway point is like Paul Joseph Watson? Did I like intentionally do this in the right order? And then now I'm like, I'm tripping, man. I don't know what the, I don't know if I'm being trolled or what.

Unknown_05: Okay. No, this is the first hundred I did.

3:51:35
Unknown_05: we love Israel that's so true there's the maintenance okay I gotta go find chud somewhere on the maintenance path here this music is bopping bro I'm no number seven the network engineer do you want something

Unknown_05: Okay, we'll unlock the safety. Just go and push the button in each of the three server halls, then head back up to the maintenance path and into the small room connected to operations. You'll find buttons.

Unknown_05: Okay, so I have two buttons and then a small thing and then more buttons.

Unknown_05: There's a button.

Unknown_05: Okay, I did a button check, so there's more.

3:52:35
Unknown_05: Oh wait, I'm back here I wanna go back up There's a there's a second button, okay Okay. Okay

Unknown_05: Third one. Nice. Nice, nice.

Unknown_05: I didn't dox him. That's not true. And as a matter of fact, no, it's not true. Fuck yourself, you piece of shit faggot motherfucker. No, it's not true. Piece of shit.

Unknown_05: He spells dox with two X's at the end. Inconsistent.

3:53:37
Unknown_05: Okay. It's number 30 again.

Unknown_05: Okay, so now I have to find another small room.

Unknown_05: Is there a ladder to this room?

Unknown_05: Is this a small room?

Unknown_05: This doesn't look like a small room. Dude, the Kiwi pixel art, this guy is so fucking cool looking.

Unknown_06: Cheese Operations Is this it Someone should help me I'm going to have to wander about in circles for an hour.

3:54:34
Unknown_05: I

Unknown_05: Final boss is a pronunciation test, so I might as well give up now.

Unknown_05: Go.

Unknown_05: It's back up in maintenance. Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Okay, I'm getting an idea of the layout of this now.

Unknown_05: Is it down there? I was told it would be in the small room.

3:55:12
Unknown_05: Okay, so go back here to the maintenance path and go into the small room connected to operations. And there you'll find three buttons. You need to press each one.

Unknown_05: Small room connected to operations.

Unknown_05: Ah, I just passed it. Well, fuck you.

Unknown_05: I don't see any fucking small rooms here. This is a big room.

Unknown_05: Maintenance is to their- I'm in maintenance!

3:55:49
Unknown_05: Wait, this is operations, right?

Unknown_05: Yeah. So now there's a small room somewhere.

Unknown_05: Connected to operations.

Unknown_06: I pressed all three of the buttons.

Unknown_05: Back up the elevator, look behind at wall.

3:56:24
Unknown_01: Oh, I would have had a hard time with this one.

Unknown_05: Stable you can continue your mission and I had a Janney clean up the teleporter. That's good. It was covered in jolt pooch Paul Joseph Watson's chocolate I'm one of those people who has a really bad sense of direction in games and they make all the games extremely easy to navigate for it like I have a really hard time when I'm playing a game figuring out where to go just because it's like

3:57:12
Unknown_05: When I'm playing a game, my brain shuts off. I don't want to think while playing a game. Thinking while playing a game is fucking stupid. You might as well read a fucking book. You're gonna play a fucking game and think about it. Jeez.

Unknown_05: Look at the map. Yeah.

Unknown_05: Games are, like, just supposed to be mindless, I think. That's what I enjoy. Like, map games. Map games are mindless. Map games... The reason why autistic trannies love map games so much is that map games are extraordinarily complicated, but basically they're designed in such a way that you can bully the AI by taking advantage of... built-in game mechanics that the AI doesn't take advantage of.

3:58:01
Unknown_05: So when you win, you're like, bro, I'm so good at this game. I just beat the Ottoman Empire as Byzantium, despite how small Byzantium is. I just like beat it. And you're thinking like, wow, I'm actually really good. And if I was a commander of the Byzantine army, which technically would just be the Roman Empire army, if you were... Actually the leader, but you're like damn if I was actually like the leader I could have saved the Roman Empire could have rebuilt the Roman Empire But the reality is it's just that the AI is fucking retarded and can't compete with a human being ever So you think like oh, I'm using all these mechanics, and I've learned the game really really well And I'm like super super good at this shit, and then it's like No Wait Was that the mini boss?

3:59:02
Unknown_05: Because I just beat that map, theoretically. So that was the mini boss. I'll do one more, and then after that. Because I think that was, Paul Joseph Watson was the mini boss.

Unknown_06: Okay, i'll do one more because I I was gonna end it after the mini boss And then I didn't realize that was the mini boss.

Unknown_05: I thought that was actually the map So, um, i'll just play one more and then after that because I don't want to just be like oh wow Look at the time. I gotta go

Unknown_05: But yeah, like I'm saying, those map games, they're like a mile wide and an inch deep. And you think like, holy shit, I'm so fucking good. I'm so fucking smart. If I was leading the Wehrmacht, I would have... rolled the Soviet Union up, I would have defeated Leningrad, but the reality is that the AI just doesn't know how to use its own tools, and if the AI had the ability to assess things and do what the human player could do, it would just fucking stomp you constantly, depending on the size of the army and the reality. That's why trannies love it, because it's like this sense of accomplishment and the sense that like, oh, I'm learning stuff and I'm being tactical and I know what I'm doing and I'm really clever and only I can figure out this super complicated game. It's just so complicated. You know, it's an autism map game. And so it's like, you know, Normies wouldn't be able to figure out how to conquer Istanbul and make it Constantinople again as the island of Moria. Only I can do that because I've got the superpower of autism and I'm so special. My mommy says I'm special. But the reality is you take like a normal person and you like put them in jail and you say you're allowed to leave jail once you one-tag conquest the world as Okinawa. an eu4 and it's like a a software that you know like an engineer like a really smart person would have been able to figure out eventually it's just that most people just don't give enough of a shit too because it's a gigantic waste of time to play shit like that and uh it's this false sense of accomplishment you don't actually learn anything or develop any skills and that's exactly what tranny is like

4:01:20
Unknown_05: Anyways, I brought that up because I said that I like games that you can kind of shut your brain off and play.

Unknown_05: That's one of them. I like Dead by Daylight, too, for the same reason. All modern competitive games, think like Overwatch or Marvel's Rivals or Dota or Dead by Daylight, these games that are super popular that are kind of like... They have like a team-based element to it. I talked to this guy that was like a super spurg, but he was really, really smart. He was wise beyond his ears, and he was super smart. He had like actual autism, not like AUADHD or whatever, where he was like just a retard that was like dysfunctional.

4:01:57
Unknown_05: He was like an actual super smart spurg. And we talked, he was interested in game development, and he had met people that work for League of Legends and stuff. And he told me, way back when League of Legends was a new company, that half of the entire game's income came from one booby skin. They released a very early skin for Ashe, which is like an archer. And they released a Valentine's Day skin called, like, the Heartseeker or whatever the fuck. And, um...

4:02:35
Unknown_05: The game was very young at this time and half of all the income there and was just people buying the the boobies him and this actually was profoundly important because it shaped the nature of Microtransactions in the entire gaming industry as a whole forever and ever moving forward They figure out they can just sell sexy skins and people will pay money for that No, I'll just pay money for that. They'll pay a lot of money for that But one of the other things that he told me about game design that I remember to this day is that one of the things that was really important for League of Legends success as a team-based game is that when you win League of Legends, you think, fuck, man, I carried. I did so fucking good. We wouldn't have won if I wasn't there to carry this game. And then when you lose, it's not your fault. It's my team suck. My team didn't try. They were trolling. They're, you know, the mid difference that my mid was terrible. Their mid was so fucking good. So when you win, it feels like I did that. I accomplished that. But then when you lose, it's not like, oh, I played really bad. I wasn't playing well enough to win. It always feels like. you lost just because of circumstance you lost because of something out of your control and that's the addictive factor to these games when you win it's your it's you because of you it's your success and your triumph but when you lose it's somebody else's fault it's for some reason uh when you lose as dead by daylight it's because they're surviving with friends and they picked a really good map that's survivor oriented and when you lose as a survivor in Dead by Daylight like well he tunneled me you know there's like a difference but then when you all when you win you're like ah fuck yeah I completely stomped this fucking trash retard noobs so a huge part of modern game design is tricking your audience into thinking that their losses are somebody else's fault and their victories are their personal skill

4:04:08
Unknown_05: I don't know how to get through there.

Unknown_05: Am I supposed to get through there?

Unknown_05: It's an elevator. Stay on it. Where?

Unknown_05: Oh, I see. Sorry, I was talking. I wasn't paying attention.

4:05:08
Unknown_05: That thing, what he told me about games, has stuck with me my entire life, because it's just like, the more I see stuff, the more I see what games are successful and what games are not successful. Like, people talk hot shit about how they want narrative-focused games that tell a story, that have these big and grossing worlds, that have difficulty, real difficulty. But those games don't succeed, they don't sell. And even games that do sell, if you strike gold and you make like a Witcher or something that people gush over and they play for years They don't make the kind of money that Uma Musuma or whatever the fuck does, you know what I mean? Yeah, like New Vegas New Vegas didn't make the fucking money that um Uma Musuma made yesterday. I think for the entire history of Fallout New Vegas selling for the last 15 years, I bet you that Uma Musuma, the horse racing app game, I bet you that made more money last month than Bethesda ever made from Fallout New Vegas in its entire history.

4:06:38
Unknown_05: And that's because, uh, anime women sell.

Unknown_05: So you'll never get another Fall in New Vegas. And if you do, it'll be by some fucking Indian... Indie... Indie studio, not Indian studio. You'll never get quality from an Indian studio.

Unknown_05: By the way, I just realized that's a really good indicator of the absence of culture in Indian people. Indian people are so prevalent in tech. They control all these big tech companies. They have access to all this wealth and capital from all these tech companies. But have they ever made a game? Is there a single game you can think of made by like an indian development company? But yet you get games that people talk about for 20 years from um, like shitholes like that game that um the the zone that was made by like a ukrainian firm on like a zero dollar budget and it's just like a like ukrainian people no know anything they live in ukraine and they make one of the most memorable games of all time for a lot of people meanwhile indians have fourth largest economy in the world they don't produce anything

4:08:03
Unknown_05: It's actually kind of depressing to think about the games industry, because when you think about it, you're like, God, we were so fucking spoiled.

Unknown_05: TF2 and Portal were two of the best games ever made, ever.

Unknown_05: And kids these days will literally never get to experience that, ever.

Unknown_05: They'll never have another Valve that comes out and redefines everything for them.

Unknown_05: This is hard The games industry is not going to collapse though like I'm not such I'm not so fucking positive Polly about that because The anime games just make too much money

4:09:12
Unknown_05: The secret with this room, by the way, was to let Ethan Ralph kill all the other demons for you.

Unknown_05: I don't know what that did.

Unknown_05: This looks new. I gotta say, this map has one of the best progressions of any of the other maps. There was that part where I got stuck with the elevator, but outside of that, like, I understand what the fuck I'm doing and where I'm going. I don't have to think too hard about it. Ah!

4:09:47
Unknown_05: That was a good map.

Unknown_05: Okay! So I did all the, um...

Unknown_05: I did all the medium ones, and I just got ranked 12, which means I can now do the hard ones, so. I've got all the hard ones and the final boss, and I have the really, really super hard Edmund Air Force Base one to top it off with.

Unknown_05: All right, sounds good. Do a little Saberuski here.

4:10:41
Unknown_05: Awesome. Okay, that was fun. All these maps were made by people from the Kiwi Farms, in case that wasn't abundantly obvious by this point. So the thread is in... Where can I direct people? If you want to see this thread, it's in the games board. It has the community tag, and it's called Kiwi Farms Community Doom Mapping Project Number 2.

Unknown_05: Most of the maps were pretty good. There were a couple things where I got stuck. The only map that I've skipped so far was the one where... everything was like a secret everything was like a hidden wall so i did give up on that one because it was just like i have to be fair to everybody else's map and get through them but uh fun awesome um it's free to play uh it's easy to get a copy of doom obviously and play it on i'm playing it on arch linux so let's just show you give you an idea of how fucking easy it is to sort that up

4:11:15
Unknown_05: Thank you very much for watching. Let me see if I missed in super chats. I got two more from fatty caddy He loves he loves to send super Chester one dollar each so I can get maximum value the most most words least price That he cases I read the Witcher books very good very sad. I had never played the Witcher. Sorry I'm that's how much of a fucking gamer. I am I Haven't even played the Witcher i have a vague idea of how it works you have like a silver sword and a regular sword and you have to like if you if you play on harder difficulties you really have to like min max your potions and your your sword coatings and stuff and you have to like plan your your your your attacks carefully because of the lore and that's what people really enjoy that game but as i said brain off

4:12:25
Unknown_05: Faye says, I'm reading this book called Ubik, which everything is a subscription. You have to pay to leave your home. Some big titty 10 out of 10 controls time, and it's great. Considered the best sci-fi ever. That sounds like a fucking nightmare, bro. I don't need to be reminded of reality.

Unknown_05: All right.

Unknown_05: Thank you guys very much. I don't know if anyone subbed. I don't get notifications for stuff like that, but I appreciate it. I will see you tomorrow. I will finish this tomorrow. Until then, take it easy. Have a great weekend. Bye-bye.