MATI Gumroad - Barq.App (July 28th , 2024) 2025-01-20

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Unknown_01: Well, well, well.

Unknown_01: This isn't the second weekend of me making a video for you, the Gumroad people. Hello, not chat. How are you?

Unknown_01: Um, this is something I've actually hinted at quite a, quite a bit on the stream. This is something that's like in my vault of like, I ever run out of shit to talk about on the stream. Um, I have this on the sideline ready to go to fill up 45 minutes. Um, however, I've been pretty good at filling in the 45 minutes myself. So, uh, this has just been sitting and sitting and sitting and not going anywhere.

0:00:35
Unknown_01: And I've been meaning to talk about it, because there is a very interesting twist to this.

Unknown_01: But I figured that this is actually perfect for Gumroad, because, as is often the case, the Gumroad videos are great for just kind of going into a community and getting kind of like a first or second impression of like a bunch of different shit from that community, because...

Unknown_01: um you know like the proper streams about people are good for like a deep dive into like a chronological timeline from start to finish and then regular streams are just for catch-ups and ongoing stuff but the camera videos have this weird niche where i can basically explore any kind of topic i want uh that i think would be interesting to people

0:01:24
Unknown_01: And just kind of poaching myself into a stew of weirdos and finding some gems has worked out pretty well. People seem okay with that. So without further ado, I have a video that I've been or a community that I have intended to make a little hubbub about for a while. And because I haven't actually, the thread's completely dead.

Unknown_01: It died within two days, which is really weird because it's still active, and there's a lot of funny stuff just in this.

Unknown_01: This is bark.app. Oh, it's in the prospering grounds. It never even got moved out.

0:02:08
Unknown_01: I could move this out. You guys want to see me make a moderator action? You almost never see this.

Unknown_01: See, move a thread and then I'm going to move it from the time. These are all like old threads for the Kiwi farms that have been closed.

Unknown_01: Um, want to move it to the furry board.

Unknown_02: What's the furry board.

Unknown_02: They put permanent direct there.

Unknown_02: Okay. I can go back and look through it.

0:02:40
Unknown_01: The bark is a dating app specifically for the furry community.

Unknown_01: And, um, it is apparently not just 18 plus. So there are lots of apparent, I mean, they love, they love teenagers. That's their favorite. They like to get into them, um, and, and get them open sexually, like as soon as possible. The creeps.

Unknown_00: I don't know.

Unknown_01: I can't, I guess I can't say all furries.

Unknown_01: The thing with furries is that straight men in the furry community are very rare, just compared to the general population. There's women in the furry fandom, and then there's gay men.

0:03:16
Unknown_01: Here's a tip. If you are sexually deprived and desperate, become a furry, and you'll find furry women on Bark.app.

Unknown_01: The gay men are looking for something else.

Unknown_01: So we're going to go through and we're going to review, um, this nice assortment of, uh, dating profiles at the OP Platinum Cat with help from Roxanne Wolf and Pinball 2000. That's us up here. Uh, and review them. Just, uh, there's one in particular that I, um, is closer to the top, but let's get to it.

0:03:50
Unknown_01: So this is Tramberlyn Reed is what, uh,

Unknown_01: what's his name platinum cat has decided to call this one uh hello oh this is great this is great i can do my stupid voice all day i'm hoping that nothing i guess this is gumroad so i can just i guess it was just a warning because i'm on gumroad i can just be kind of reckless um they're maybe not safe for work stuff that flickers across my screen i'm not going to look for it but

0:04:29
Unknown_01: Big Beefy Amber says, Hello, my name is Amber. I love kitties. My sona is a bunny wabbit. I have two cats, Melvin and Sully. They are my babies. No, I own and run the Transgender Furs Group.

Unknown_01: Tampa, Florida, 24 years old. 24 years old and already completely ruined his fucking life. Check this guy out. I want to see the first.

Unknown_01: It looks just like a super fat Bugs Bunny, but like someone traced this guy's face onto it. So it's just like.

0:05:08
Unknown_01: That's really bad. That's like unironically terrible.

Unknown_00: Just like a fat dude.

Unknown_01: I mean, I can kind of see it. I can kind of see the resemblance to Bugs Bunny. I'll give him credit. I don't know who the fuck that dopey fuck is.

Unknown_01: Fursuit Gunt. Oh, another one. This is Wusky the Husky. Just a fluffy, easygoing husky who enjoys the simple things in life. Food, cooking, baking, traveling, art, suiting, good friends, gaming, etc. Enjoy the little and big moments and have fun and explore and enjoy some good food. Always up for friends, chat, all that good stuff. No RP, 18+, please. Twitter, Wusky the Husky. We got a picture of Wusky the Husky's fursona here.

0:05:42
Unknown_02: Do I have to zoom in?

Unknown_02: I guess this, oh, he's a, oh, he's a, oh, it says bellies. I thought it was a diaper. I thought that was a picture of a diaper at first.

Unknown_02: I'm Southern California from Los Angeles.

Unknown_02: Um, I wish I had gotten up.

Unknown_01: You can see how big and round he is. I guess that's his thing. He wants to be like perfectly spherical.

0:06:17
Unknown_01: This is the Cholo of Bark, Dan. New to this app, but open to whatever. Femboy enjoyer, lover of all things furry and down to make some like-minded friends or more from San Antonio, Texas.

Unknown_01: That's another thing. If you're a gay, but you're a top, you can also go into the furry fan. I think that's everywhere, though. I think there's always more bottoms than tops in the gay community. So if you... This is kind of really high up and I wasn't expecting it, but this is the guy I want to talk about This is CIA nigger and I guess I can say nigger because this is the gumroad Just as a bit of background CIA nigger is the

0:06:49
Unknown_01: he was a mod for the furry board, the animal control board. And he is one of the most notable mods or X mods of the Kiwi farms because somehow, um, he, he created, I think he, he did create the BU thread and, And he was a guy that Bew reached out to, and his last moderator action before disappearing was deleting the Bew thread. And when I noticed that it was deleted, because, oh, I only noticed it was deleted, too, because I was going through mods and seeing, like, who's still around. And I noticed that CIA Nigger had been gone for a while.

0:07:23
Unknown_01: So I looked at his moderation log and the last thing he had done after like months of being gone was just delete the spun thread. I thought, huh, that's weird. So I undeleted. Oh, what a decision that was, huh?

0:08:02
Unknown_01: So this is one of our glorious ex-moderators. Paul Licker. Basement full of old computers and game consoles. I wonder if that's how they met. He was in like a discord for old shit. Crazy interest. Anthropomorphic vehicles. Old obscure anime.

Unknown_01: 90s computer games, Pleroma and Linux. Oh, he definitely had a Pleroma account. I remember that. Paws will rant to you about 1990s Japanese computer games like a shut-in. No GF or friends. Yup, it's Bark Time from Cincinnati.

0:08:36
Unknown_01: This is him. He appears to be wearing his McDonald's at work outfit in the bathroom. And for some reason decided, yep, that's the, uh, this is the appropriate time to do my, for whatever reason, he has like a full on like Nikon camera. Instead of just like a phone, like a normal person. I don't know. Cause it's not cool enough.

Unknown_01: So SSBW is supersized means the fattest of the fat. I don't know what the fuck.

0:09:08
Unknown_01: What the fuck animal that's supposed to be? Now your fantasies are realized?

Unknown_01: Sally from Brazil. Super-sized BBW fox bunny. Oh, it's a fox bunny. Duh. Of course. From Brazil. In Orlando, Florida. 41 years old. Damn. Lesbian gender variant. That means tranny.

Unknown_01: Fat tranny. Speaking of.

Unknown_01: Julie Bunn, 25-year-old trans femme, Therian Benoui, fat girl thing. It's she, her.

0:09:45
Unknown_01: I love EDM and MTG. I don't know what EDM is. Is that a drug? Magic of the Gathering is a card game. I guess EDM is a card game, too.

Unknown_01: Bartending.

Unknown_01: biting cute girls, and I'm obsessed with bunnies. Things about me, overnight worker, vaccinated and boosted. Is overnight worker like a thing for like sex? Like I'm a whore? I'm a man whore?

Unknown_01: Been on HRT for several years, five years at this point. Sex and King Positive, and yeah, I'm a benoy, and did I mention benoy? ACAB, 1312, fuck cops.

0:10:18
Unknown_01: From Milwaukee. A pansexual, transgender, female gender variant. I'm a girl, but also gender is fake. I'm in an open relationship. I think that this is our hero of the night.

Unknown_01: EDM. Oh, I guess it's like a clubbing thing.

Unknown_01: damn bro damn bro they have like a giant well is it like a birthmark that's been destroyed by stretch marks that's fucking crazy dude these people like legit like spark fear in me like this guy for sure is dangerous this guy like instinctively makes me want to reach for a weapon you know what i mean like holy shit that's no good

0:11:08
Unknown_01: Another fat one. This guy picked out all the fat ones, I think. This is Shaybell. Hi, I'm Shaybell. I'm a lovey, fluffy, femboy foxy looking for friends and hoping someday I mate.

Unknown_01: What's my expression? Wishing to one hand, shitting to the other. See which fills up faster. I'm a fun, cuddly little fat fur. That's a fucking misnomer. If I've ever heard one, I'm a giant dwarf. I'm a little fat for looking for some friends and a mate with the same interests. I also love playing games on steam and RP X three from Cincinnati, Ohio. Isn't that where, um, where CIA is from?

0:11:44
Unknown_01: Cincinnati, yeah. Hey, we got a match here. Come on. Come on, CIA. Here's your mate. He's looking for a mate, bro. Come on. Do him a solid. Bring him some McDonald's.

Unknown_01: Cluelessly lost I like LARPing tabletop games. Oh he posts on poll, huh? Embroidery crochet and everything about music and I like drawing I'm still new to the furry community, but I am part of it interest embroidery crochet LARPing tabletop games music cooking baking and his fursona is rain the cat Who I assume is this?

0:12:39
Unknown_01: Rain they them

Unknown_01: Like, it's like I can imagine this. You know what I mean? You see this cat walking down the street, and you're like, oh my god, that's Rain. That's Rain the cat. This cat embodies this person.

Unknown_01: with his gamer headset that PewDiePie wore when he unleashed the N-bomb on a fateful day. Rain. You know, I think it's a fitting name. I look at this guy and I think, yeah.

Unknown_01: Rain. Very deep. Very thoughtful.

0:13:12
Unknown_01: Oh, number one film boy.

Unknown_01: Kurtuga Sergal. Furry all my life. Need some furry friends. Ask me or tell me anything.

Unknown_01: All loving and caring. Heart, a circle with a long story. A femme boy in an emotional sense. Oh, that's harsh. That's harsh. Yeah, I'm a feminine boy on the inside. On the outside, not so much. On the outside, it's looking pretty fucking bad. I'm going to be real with you. On the outside, neither femme nor boy. I am a fat man with a neck head.

0:13:43
Unknown_02: um generally generally masculine with a huge soft submissive side into personality more than anything would consider myself into a lot i've always been bashful and shy kind of awkward at first but i open up i need someone to break my comfort barrier x3 i love collecting gemstone crystals and minerals

0:14:22
Unknown_01: we require more mineral and play video games on my free time my fursona is a predatory all-loving eastern circle that's a shogun samurai jedi feel free to message me anywhere if you would ever describe your oc your head thing as a shogun samurai jedi

Unknown_01: You would be, number one, obnoxious to play pretend with as a kid, because you're definitely one of those people that keeps adding new powers to your character. Number two, you should not be saying that at 25. At some point, you should have let your shogun samurai jedi circle fade into non-existence, as is part of a healthy growing up.

Unknown_02: Kaiju Nelly, a fat kaiju girl.

0:15:14
Unknown_01: Transgender and polyamorous kinky bitch switch proud monster fucker Dude, the mom never tell you how fucking insane on a Chan the monster girl people were for whatever reason the monster girl people on a Chan hated me more than like anybody else ever like just a Seething fucking contempt for me and I still to this day. I do not fucking know why they really hated us Pagan devotee of the Morrigan

Unknown_01: Isn't Morgan the woman from Starcraft 2? Is that what that's a reference to? I mean, she would be a monster girl, I guess.

Unknown_01: Part-time film production hand, part-time educator.

Unknown_01: Oh my god, please not be kids.

Unknown_01: Antifa as fuck, vaguely anarchist. Chicago born and raised. Film snob and art lover, obsessed with kaiju films, bisexual transgender female in an open relationship, 38 years old. Bro, this is another person from Milwaukee, and I noticed the other person was from Cincinnati. I'm trying to get a feel for this.

0:16:07
Unknown_01: Pagan furs, bro, come on.

Unknown_01: Yeah, I'm a heckin' valid kaiju antifa anarchist from Cincinnati, and I live in Milwaukee.

Unknown_01: You got, uh, yeah, he's like an upturned pig nose. Dude, and something about like the, the, the blue colored lipstick. Jim Sterling does that shit too, where he wears like blue lipstick. And it's like, it doesn't make you look quirky. It makes you look like a fucking corpse. You know, if you look like this, you should not be trying to accentuate your deadness. You know, you already look dead on the inside. You have to look dead on the outside too.

0:16:46
Unknown_02: This is an AliExpress fursuit, according to PlatinumCat.

Unknown_01: I bet you... Let's see. Max and Wolfie, so this is a couple account. I'm looking for friends. Oh, is Max... Oh, silly me thinking this was a couple account. I think Max is the guy and Wolfie is the fursona. I'm looking for friends. If more comes of it, great. If not, friendships are more important, or is more important. I have three fursonas. Max, older and more responsible. Aries, a rebellious teen. Wolfie, young and playful, parentheses shy. All are mute and I prefer not to talk at all while in character. Wow, that's mental illness. Inside of you, there are three wolves. They are gay. You are gay. I enjoy a lot of things, especially friends who want to hang out with an old guy like he's 55. Holy shit.

0:17:59
Unknown_01: uh hang out with an old guy like me and his black german shepherd i include her in most of the public activities bro free them free free the german shepherd from this guy note attracted to young pups but i'm not a pushy out bro we need the camps bro what are we doing as a society where this this fucking lunatic i didn't even look at his costume

Unknown_01: Yikes. That's a 55 fucking year old man in that fucking murder costume. Come the fuck on.

0:18:30
Unknown_01: Sons of Tranarchy.

Unknown_01: cat strawberry flame my nickname is just cat i go by asher or autumn too i'm punk and gay as a cab 1312 plus blm my pronouns are she her plus it it's i've been on hrt since july 2019 for four years cat's motive is the strawberry I'm polyamorous and very open with my love and affection. My full orientation is pansexual, lesbian, romantic, sexual with anyone, only romantic with women. I'm an IT support tech for our county government. No! Get rid of them. Oh, my God. Dude, Wisconsin's fucking down bad.

0:19:06
Unknown_01: I dabble in digital art and electric guitar. I'm vaccinated X three for COVID. I think this is the first time where X three is, um, not a hidden emoticon. He's saying like he's been vaccinated three times and he wants to get vaccinated again. I'm totally okay to flirt or chat. DMs always open con go to the Midwest for fest aquifer and first squared Milwaukee pansexual trans woman in a relationship.

0:19:54
Unknown_02: Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Look at this fucking guy.

Unknown_02: Punkberry Dragon.

Unknown_01: Just like AIDS incarnate. You know his blood is toxic. This is why he can get vaccinated 87 times. Like, he can just dump more poison into this fucking dude's veins and nothing happens.

Unknown_01: Squint your eyes.

Unknown_01: Finris. Hi all, I'm Finris. I'm looking for a furry partner or partners who's into trying new things. I'm pretty laid back and chill, planning on resuming school soon. Heavy procrastinator, but working on bettering myself. Love Dungeons and Dragons, video games, DIY hobbies. Not much of an outdoor person, but I'll go out if you want to do something or if I'm going somewhere, anywhere to get out of the house, lol. So I'm not an outdoor person.

0:20:30
Unknown_01: But then he does clarify explicitly, if I have to go outside, I will. Like, is there a kind of person who doesn't go outside even if they have to? I'm starving to death and I can't get delivery to my dungeon. I guess I die. Most people probably don't get to make a furry bark.app account. I think they just starve to death.

0:21:05
Unknown_01: Hit me UO if you want to play any games. Overwatch, oh my god. I wonder what he does with Overwatch. Or Destiny 2 for now. If y'all play D&D and you need any role players, I'm down too. Anyways, happy hunting. Mostly a bottom if you're interested. From Wow Toza, Wisconsin. 25 questioning mail. Mostly a bottom questioning. I think that question has been answered, my dude.

0:21:39
Unknown_01: Open your eyes see the truth. It's right in front of you This is the worst tattoo and I've seen This is lamb that that fursona makes me think thoughts that are Not allowed to be said because they're illegal 33 years old and that's how you want to present yourself on with that fucking crayon drawing

Unknown_01: Feel free to message me on Telegram. See emoji. Not super online, but like to hang out and go out to stuff. Also host art jams at my home studio. Feel free to reach out if you want to come by and draw. So or whatever. I got lots of art supplies and equipment to share. Let's collab. Please come over. Are you in desperate need for art supplies? Please come over to my rape dungeon. As you can see from my colored pencil drawing, I'm a very serious artist. I definitely spend lots of time practicing my art. I definitely don't use these materials to bait people into my dungeon.

0:22:43
Unknown_01: From Milwaukee, 33, pansexual, non-binary, and an open relationship. I think these people just say open relationship to not admit that they're, like, forever alone. Yeah, that's pretty fucking awful. Bro, he got this. You can see the fucking lamb thing tattooed on him. He had, like, an artist tattoo, like, rainbows and shit to his chest plate. Ugh.

Unknown_02: Vile.

Unknown_02: Let me see what this is real quick.

Unknown_02: Oh, this isn't as bad as I thought it was, so I will victimize you with it.

Unknown_01: This is CK Crinkle Kid.

0:23:20
Unknown_01: If you want to guess, he's a diaper fur and he's not a kid. A-B-D-L-D-D-L-B-B-D-S-M-A-D-H-D-they-them.

Unknown_01: Hi. Sorry, I wanted to say something, but I felt it was probably across the line. Let me try to tame it down a little bit. Maybe we could assign you some other kind of number to tattoo on you.

Unknown_01: Hi, I'm CK. I'm a queer kink baby fur writer and a two-time published novelist. My books are stocked by Amazon and carried at Doghouse Leather, and you can learn more about my writing at my website, Start Again Manor.

0:23:58
Unknown_01: So basically, anybody can get their books on Amazon. Russell Greer's books are on fucking Amazon. I'm not sure what the bar of entry with doghouse leather is.

Unknown_01: I'm into age play, chastity, puppies, bondage service. I look cute as heck in my butler uniform, and I love a suit and tie look. Latex, rubber, zentai, and a ton of other kinks and fetishes, though I haven't had many opportunities to explore these things with other people in a long time, and I'm working on fixing that. I'm a switch, which means if you're the kind of kiddo... Ew! Ew!

0:24:32
Unknown_01: Ew! Fucking gross, dude!

Unknown_01: You're the type of kiddo who likes to give up control and do as daddy says. I'm pretty good. Daddy Dom who loves pushing those little buttons.

Unknown_02: Please come back. We need you more than that.

Unknown_02: I'm super friendly.

Unknown_01: So feel free to say hi. No, never. This guy is like 50 plus 50 plus and he has animals, bro. Fuck this guy.

0:25:07
Unknown_01: The Wings of Redemption. You guys look like wings.

Unknown_01: Hi, I exist. This is Angry Macface Interest. This is Star Trek. Bro, this guy's also from Cincinnati. He's over 40, and it says pansexual male in an open relationship. That means that he's not in a relationship. Look at this guy. This guy took my advice. He's like, fuck, I'm down bed. I need to get whatever I can get. I'm going to join the Bark app. Do you have a fursona wings? A what?

Unknown_01: No, bro, I don't have a first order. I'm 42 and I'm trying to get my dick wet. Can you help me out? Yeah, brother, I gotcha.

0:25:39
Unknown_01: Okay, Flat Oak Catlin says, now for the groups. So these are the groups. Those are the individuals, but let's see how we can categorize them.

Unknown_01: um shape shifting inner so i guess this is a post from a group i don't know what group this is though i hope to to hear uh he says hey yo i'm hades i'm a 23 year old disabled au dhd autism plus a adhd So you use an acronym AUDHD to try and succinctly describe autism and ADHD. But then because you made that the fuck up, you then also have to explain that you have autism and ADHD. So it's like, how the fuck does that help? How does using that first term help when it's made up?

0:26:18
Unknown_01: Transmasculine, gender fluid individual living in Wixom, Wixom, Michigan. That's a cute, like a full name for a town, Wixom.

Unknown_01: I'm a relationship anarchist. Still E-N-M.

Unknown_01: I think ethical non-monogamy, that means that polyamorous, basically. But I generally see my friendships on the same level as partnerships and don't do well with hierarchy, societal expectations, or obligations.

0:27:02
Unknown_01: I am also more so on the parallel side of non-monogamous, but that's because I just don't usually do well in groups. One or two interactions, please, but at least the first and also most of the time. I'm demi-romantic, non-aesthetic. Ha ha ha!

Unknown_00: Would you just Would you describe this person as non non-aesthetic, bro?

Unknown_01: Yeah, no, honestly, I was gonna say I bet you that this is a woman because um All these labels and like issues with bonding and shit. I that's definitely like a woman wrote this It's like yeah, this is just super mega rape territory Um

0:27:49
Unknown_02: A sensual flocks. Oh, bro.

Unknown_01: They're so desperate for labels. A sensual flux. Not okay with cuddling because of aforementioned diddling. A sex positive and sex favorable asexual. Also, I enjoy sex whenever it doesn't feel like an obligation. I just don't feel sexual attraction. Willingness does not equal sexual attraction. Super, super mecca. For real.

0:28:21
Unknown_02: Ugh.

Unknown_02: Okay, I'll skip to extra facts.

Unknown_01: I'm an omnis when it comes to religious beliefs.

Unknown_01: I believe all religions are valid and real. I believe in the ones that involve throwing people off of roofs. I think they got something going for them.

Unknown_01: Um, I am a traumatized individualist.

Unknown_01: Yeah, that's kind of dark to laugh at, but I mean, I did call it. It's not like you have to tell me, I think I stopped that. Uh, I kind of realized that there was some trauma happening at around trans masculine gender fluid.

0:28:57
Unknown_01: I've been in dialectical, dialectical behavior therapy since 2019. I'm on the right cocktail of pills. It seems to be doing a lot of work. I'm mostly healed at this point. You fucking wish I don't eat cheese or pasta.

Unknown_02: It's the taste and texture.

Unknown_02: Bro. Okay. That's the most fucked up thing in that biography. 32 single and looking hi.

Unknown_02: I'm a single a fab That's a woman no I'm a single a fab genderqueer polyamorous who leans towards non-binary and females just looking around the moment hoping to find somebody Yeah, that's a hard sell that's a female you Disturbingly ugly chip

0:29:59
Unknown_01: Uh, TrickyPanPan looking for a mate. Oh, I like the AI art. I bet you he loses 75% of his matches just because of the AI art.

Unknown_01: I'm looking for someone in Texas area that wants to hang out or chat with me. I am a person that is okay with whether you are a girl or a boy. I will love you unconditionally. I am not perfect in most areas like driving. I cannot afford a car, so I walk. But that will not stop me from loving you. I just want to find that special one that is okay with that. And I live in a one-bedroom apartment, so I have room for you. And I work overnight at a Walmart neighborhood market. So if you want to hit me up, my telegram is trickythebull.com.

0:30:32
Unknown_01: And if you are a gamer, let me know.

Unknown_01: Looks like a zoom. Well, like zoom with like brain damage.

Unknown_01: Horrific. Really unfortunate. Schizo fin boy.

Unknown_01: This is Connie Ball in plural first. I wish he had kept the groups for the other ones. A burb-brained collective system. I am a collective system of six looking for friends. A collective runs as one and a system runs separately, but we can do both. We normally run separate, but if we are in danger, we become one and become the danger. Yeah, brother, you don't have to sell me on the concept that you're a fucking danger to people.

0:31:05
Unknown_01: Ichigo replies and says sounds like y'all are functioning. Well that way you're really that's what you got away. That's what you took away from this That's creepy anyone who calls them a system is Dean is like genuinely fucking dangerous Liz Fong Jones thought he was a system

Unknown_01: This is Kira, future partner. Hello, my name is Kira, and real name is Sarah. I'm a 32-year-old single mom. I thought, wow, this is like a real woman. Okay, she's dyed her hair like this fucking unnatural seaweed color, but whatever. This is like a real woman. She's not like fat or retarded. I told you guys, told you they're looking around, but I figure, I guess this is the same as a regular dating app. I'm a 32 year old single mother with a three year old little boy having a advertising on your fucking dating app that you have a three year old boy. When these fucking people, these fucking people are on the same fucking app. That is so, so, uh, reckless with your child's wellbeing. Just fucking like perilous. Come on lady.

0:32:17
Unknown_01: I want to find my other half. Someone who is goofy, loves kids. Bitch, you better be fucking careful what you ask for. Makes me feel safe. Just overall wants to cuddle, hold me, embrace me.

Unknown_00: Yeah.

Unknown_01: Yeah.

Unknown_01: Women are literally dogs.

Unknown_01: Women are dog costume wearers. Yeah.

0:32:53
Unknown_01: Send me a DM if you're interested. Don't worry, my boy's going to be writing you right up. Oh, hey, I love, yeah, I totally love Pussy for real. I love women, and I love cuddling, and I love, I'm straight. I'm super straight. Can I meet your son? Ugh, dire chat.

Unknown_01: Single Pringle Trans Femme.

Unknown_01: Oi, everyone. I need help finding a trans femme to date. I thought I'd look here, preferably from the UK or close to me. Hope this works as safer work.

0:33:24
Unknown_01: What the fuck is that? That looks like a British dude who got, like, the inverse of those, like, whitification surgeries they do in Korea. It's like he went to Korea and was like, okay, I want all those eyelids you cut off, the 16-year-old girls, and I want you to staple them onto me. I want to look as chinky as fucking possible. And then he said, ahoy!

Unknown_02: Worst thing your headmates do.

Unknown_01: Okay. My co-host favorite sandwich is peanut butter and tuna salad. I hate it. He goes, he asked me to go get him the tuna to make it every so often. Ugh. The worst part is the fact that it's not even that disgusting. It's just a food crime. And I'm so pissed off that he made me like peanut butter and tuna sandwiches. Bastard.

0:33:59
Unknown_01: That's not what he looks like in headspace, that's just his fursona.

Unknown_01: So this guy has a headmate who demands that he goes out and gets him tuna for peanut butter and tuna fish sandwiches.

0:34:34
Unknown_01: And then he has a headmate, or he has his own fursona that's different from his fursona.

Unknown_01: I'm just imagining that he's sitting there crying, like, I don't want to eat it.

Unknown_00: I don't want... Oh, it's so terrible. Why are you doing this to me, Thatcher?

Unknown_01: Gas station weed.

Unknown_01: Kurov Infinite, he, they. Hello. I'm a Seattle-based stoner fur. I run my own 420 chat on Telegram, and I like to educate myself on all things weed.

0:35:11
Unknown_01: Started smoking when I was 17 dumb I know back then when it was illegal and now I smoke weed for various reasons including chronic pain One of those types lovely. I love people who have chronic pain They're really they're they're really fascinating. I love all the conversations They talk about such as their pain where they hurt the pills they take how they take their pills how often they take their pills That they're in pain all the myriad of topics

Unknown_01: I'm always down to kick it and light a joint with people. Vibing is my favorite pastime. Hit me up if that's your thing, too.

Unknown_01: Also, my main sona smokes magical weed. His name is Gigi. Feel free to address me as him.

0:35:52
Unknown_01: So Curow, the Seattle-based stoner, is also schizophrenic and has a main named Sona who smokes magical weed. I think... Did he... So he's...

Unknown_01: Oh, my main fursona smokes magical weed.

Unknown_01: So he's a... Looks like a femboy rat with a magic cap. Then he smokes the dank magic herb. I gotcha.

0:36:25
Unknown_01: This is apparently a sad one.

Unknown_01: Suppose all the other ones, which have been uplifting, uh, and endearing to my spirit. Ray link says, hi, I'm Ray. I'm a single mom of one 18. Holy shit. Damn. You speed run that fucked up life. You speed ran that motherfucker.

Unknown_01: Uh, 18, an artist and a writer. I'm a, I work at home for now till my baby is old enough to not need me constantly. Anyways, I'm looking for a boyfriend about 18 to 23, maybe a little bit older, but I'd rather have someone close to my age area. I'm a very sweet girl when you get to know me and shy too. I fall in love fast and I feel I'm not good enough sometimes. But I may need reassurance. I have anxiety, depression, and PTSD thanks to my abusive father. I could never really find a guy who is loyal, loves me for me, or trustworthy either. I want someone to take care of my daughter as if she was his own blood. Because even though she isn't blood by heart, she can be. I'm looking for long term because I want to have a family that I didn't get to have. So yeah, thank you.

0:37:04
Unknown_01: I'm sure you're going to find it on the Bark.app.

0:37:39
Unknown_02: That's pretty fucking messed up.

Unknown_02: Those people who, like, have babies, have no fucking idea, have no stability, no income.

Unknown_01: It's fucking madness, man. And you can tell that she's just, like, low IQ.

Unknown_01: Like, that's the epidemic, is that they can just be tricked into, like, having kids and the fathers can just fuck off.

Unknown_01: I know people complain and say, oh, you're making excuses. I mean, she's literally, like, a fucking retard. Sorry. I'm reading this. I'm like, yeah, this is fucking 80 IQ tops.

0:38:14
Unknown_02: Satanic furs I made this I think this is cool.

Unknown_01: It appears to be a paper Face like a paper plate with like some other papers stapled to it to make it look like a goat I mean, it's not terrible but zero other people thought that this was cool Sorry bro Well, these are like messages Single forever I suppose

Unknown_01: Monogamist. Mother. Oh boy, another one. Spectrosexual. Single. Ohio. I wonder if she's from Cincinnati, perhaps. Claw machine addict. Anime manga lover. Multiple sonas. Baker. Horror writer. Looking for a boyfriend age 19-26, maybe 27-28.

0:38:48
Unknown_01: Love the Sona you made. It's so adorable. Axel the Dutchie says, I'm interested. Unknown user says, love to chat if you're down. Rexon Blackwood says, I'd love to talk. Spectral says, love the Sona. Eric says, I'm out of your age range, so eh, good luck.

0:39:22
Unknown_01: ManaNG, I'm interested.

Unknown_01: PMs, interested.

Unknown_01: Damn, I'm at the end of your age range. Your persona is so adorable.

Unknown_01: Keurig. Oh, some words of wisdom here. Hey, don't give up hope. I'm a single parent too. So I get how hard it can be. Hope is a danger thing to lose. So just hang in there. It's always darkest just before dawn. Michael squad says, hi, bong. Water dog says just a year too young. LOL.

0:39:54
Unknown_01: So he's seven 18. So this woman's probably like 24 or something. And he's like, uh, I'll hit it.

Unknown_01: It won't let me like your profile back, Rem.

Unknown_02: I can't like your profile. Message me.

Unknown_01: On a PM, I'd be down in the chat if you let me view your profile, though. It says it's set to private. Hey, I'm down to chat if you are. Can I DM? For all these thirsty boys. Like, yeah, bro, I'll totally be your one.

0:40:28
Unknown_01: Oh, in real life incest. This is a good one to wrap up this post with.

Unknown_01: This just in, I sucked my older brother's dick, and then we fucked. It was so hot. From Ashley. And Aradia says, Hot would not mind hearing more of that story. Ashley says, DM me.

Unknown_01: Jeff Numberblock says, Oh, I want to hear about it too.

Unknown_01: Oh, I'd be interested in hearing about it. It says Kiwi Slug. I disavow. I don't know who the fuck that is. Stay on your lane, Kiwi Slug. I hope you're one of those fucking New Zealanders.

0:41:00
Unknown_01: I'd be interested to hear about it. Stories are very intriguing. Funk says, I would love to hear this story. Logan Bun says, oh, oh, let me hear it too. Cybear says, wouldn't mind hearing this story.

Unknown_01: The dude got embarrassment and deleted his message. Ha!

Unknown_01: Spectral says, damn, girl, I wish I had a sister like you. My fucking bitch sister won't put out. Oh, that's dire.

Unknown_01: Well, I know I did not take a half hour long break. Oh, okay. So this is like a weird aside, but I was eating dinner. So I watched a Nile red video. It was like a Hapa chemist. And he does like these weird chemistry projects on YouTube that people like and get millions of views. And it's, some of them are very funny to me because he, um,

0:41:34
Unknown_01: He's like a 20 something year old half Asian guy and he's very nerdy and he does his extent in like generally insane chemistry experiments where he goes through like gallons of super lethal toxic chemicals to try and make something.

0:42:11
Unknown_01: And then, um, and some of them he's trying to do like a food related video. So at the end of it, he'll take his chemical byproducts that he's been working on and try and turn them into food. And he has no fucking idea how to cook. And like, he needs to get like a half a girlfriend to finish these, these videos for him. Cause he had somehow turned a styrofoam cup into. cinnamon flavoring. And then when it comes time to make cinnamon candy, he completely fucks up the baking process. Like, just get a girlfriend.

0:42:48
Unknown_01: Like, at some point, the girl should just take over. Like, okay, ho-ho, my happy boyfriend, I will make you a cinnamon candy. Ho-ho, give me the flavor, man. And then you'll just do it the first time.

Unknown_01: Anyways, that's it. Besides, this guy got some content. This is all weed-smoking shit. Like, who cares? Stoners are boring. Sorry.

Unknown_01: Um, this is Ohio furs has a thousand members, almost 1200. And this is like right after the app launch, I think. So, um, I don't know what the fuck is happening in Ohio. Extremely concerning. Uh, this is the incest furs. I find this, uh, relevant to our prior discussions.

0:43:21
Unknown_01: Katie Shepard says looking for a brother or sister Hashtag hard. I don't know what that means. I guess that means like hard incest like brother sister incest Is that hard and then like soft incest is like stepfather or something?

Unknown_01: I'm trying to find a brother or sister or both we fuck but we are family at the end of the day of anyone is interested DM my telegram is Katie de Molina Is anyone else want the dad as kid to fuck them I

0:44:00
Unknown_01: I think there's a direct correlation between, like, paraphilias and low intelligence. Like, that guy in the high chair, that guy is probably functionally fucking retarded. And then, like, vanilla enjoyers are just, like, 160 IQ gigachads. Hit the plan B.

Unknown_01: Hit the plan B in my cheek after dad and I fooled around from unknown user. Sis is prego again. Bred sis really good this time. 11 likes. Like this is obviously just like fan fiction. Okay, write me an ERP story about incest. I knock up unga bonga me sex sister good and sister unga pregnant. How did baby get form? I don't know. Hashtag incest. And I was like, oh my God, that's so erotic.

0:44:42
Unknown_01: This is from Floyd. Oh my God. He's back and he's in the feral furs AD chat.

Unknown_01: Canine milk is just the best. Yum. So I guess feral furs is a code word for zoophilia.

Unknown_01: Ken Lee says dogs.

0:45:18
Unknown_01: I'm only here because I would like to be a dog. I don't know why that's really funny to me. Oh, drag gaster. For those of you who love canine Cox message me and I'll give you my channel invite link to join always on telegram, huh? Realistic arc. Anyone even say no to that? Gross bro.

Unknown_01: It's kind of nauseating. Oh, Pokemon, finally. Something that's not real, at least. Mpreg RP. Any kinky male Pokemon want to do an RP? No femboys or females playing as males, please. This guy's like the exact opposite. I was talking about how all the straight guys, if you're like super down bad, you can go to this app. Or if you're like a top, you can come in here. But then this guy's like the opposite. He's like, I expect only the gayest mega faggots in my Mpreg Pokemon RP. If you're a woman... I will be able to sniff you out. I can smell your blood. I will know that you're a fake and you're trying to fake an Mpreg scenario with me.

0:45:51
Unknown_01: Don't you fucking dare.

Unknown_02: This guy's just sharing his art.

0:46:28
Unknown_01: musky skunk but nice that's a nice username that's that's a great username musky skunk but that's up there with the the legends you know you talked about your favorite youtubers you got pewdiepie you got mr beast uh who may or may not not exist in a week from now uh you got where are the other big ones now red at shoe on hand everyone's favorite shoe on head and they got musky skunk but

Unknown_01: If you could pick, this is from Musky Skunk, but he asks, if you could pick one Pokemon to be your sexual partner, who would it be? I would choose Gallade. He's a cute, thick boy that he is. If you're going to be interested in like Gardevoir or Gallade, why don't you just fuck like a real person at that point? They're basically just human beings.

Unknown_01: Just be gay.

Unknown_01: Pokemon Gifden, explicit. Hi, I wish I could mate with a female Vaporeon. Oh, that's an unusual choice.

0:47:24
Unknown_01: We don't know if Vaporeon has a copypasta from V about how Vaporeon is the most compatible with humans.

Unknown_01: I wish I could mate a female Vaporeon, Flareon, Eevee, a male and a female Zebstrika. Why only specifically?

Unknown_01: Zebstrika. He does not want to see any Vaporeon penis, but a Zebstrika... A female Arcanine, a Gardevoir, a male and female Lucario. Why Lucario? If you're going to be interested in Gardevoir. Oh, okay. Clarification. Gardevoir and then also a Gallade. So he's into the both.

0:48:00
Unknown_01: For those in particular. And a Lopunny. If anyone has a Sona of these, please send me a DM.

Unknown_01: Cool. Oh, Cockvor. That's nice. Cockvor 18+. Not going to lie, I wish I could be churned into Nutslop right now. Ew.

Unknown_01: Ew.

Unknown_01: That I was unprepared for, and I just ate. That's fucking gross.

0:48:34
Unknown_01: I want to be someone prey. Please, I want to be someone prey and get churned, possibly furry and male. Get churned. Ew, dude, it's making me gag. Fuck, that's gross, man.

Unknown_01: Ooh, my boy Platinum Cat has more. Voush on HRT. Oh, that's accurate. Holy shit. That before picture, it does look like Voush. It looks like Voush and the Swamp Ogre merged in the second picture. That was a polyamorous first. Oh, boy. 5,000 members. Assigned male at birth, fluid carpet shark looking.

0:49:07
Unknown_02: Oh, a carpet.

Unknown_01: I was like, what the fuck is a fluid carpet shark? I'm like desperately trying to picture this in my head. I think he's trying to say that he's gender fluid, which is another thing. But for the sake of argument and also into eating, eating bush is one of those. He's a lesbian flag in the background. I see. Hi there. I'm a 31 year old autistic. Oh, I would never have guessed. Assigned male at birth, gender fluid person currently looking to either start or join a polycule. I currently live in the UK. Hey, finally out of Ohio into the UK.

0:49:41
Unknown_01: but would be willing to relocate for the right people. Like, bro, I'm so fucking down that I don't got to be your main bitch. I would travel to Namibia and eat the carpet. Just eat the carpet. I just want to eat the carpet. You don't even have to touch me. You don't have to look at me. I'll move. Please get me out of the UK. I'll do anything.

0:50:14
Unknown_01: No, if they wanted to vacate to relocate, or if they wanted to come to me, oh, okay. If you really want to be British, hey, I got whatever the fuck the UK equivalent of a green card is. Maybe just call those a plane ticket these days.

Unknown_01: I offer lots of cuddles, space to be yourself, an ear to listen to you, a shoulder to use, and generally a gentle, loving partner. I am a content creator. What the fuck does that mean? But I will also have a day job. I was second to make enough content and stream. Oh, he's this guy. This guy wants to be a Twitch streamer. Awesome. I bet you he just plays like the most basic bitch game too. Like, oh, I'm playing apex legends. I play the ugliest dyke on apex legends. I bet you I'm going to make it big one day.

0:50:45
Unknown_01: I also enjoy cycling, going fishing trains. I know very stereotypically autistic. I'm more concerned about the, uh, cycling and fishing when you look like that. Um, and cooking. And I also somewhat know my way around the engine of a car and can strip and rebuild a bicycle with relative ease. I'm pretty sure a bicycle is like a fucking frame and like a chain, bro. I think most people can figure that out with the YouTube video.

0:51:17
Unknown_01: Now, this is Gary Ferret. Hi, I'm a system, but please don't let that put you off. Please love me. Please love me. I'm so mentally ill and I need love. If you want to talk, please don't be shy. We won't bite. Oh, very enticing. Telegram would be the easiest to message me on. I have zero preference on gender. I will fuck anything. I will allow anything into my life. I am such a fucking mess.

0:51:52
Unknown_01: I'm open to mono. I'm poly, but I'm open to mono. Literally anything. Literally anything. Newly single again. I'm on the rebound. I will fuck anything. I am so broken.

Unknown_01: I promise I don't bite, not unless you want me to. That's the second threat to bite me in this message. From Southampton, England. Great Britain. 4,000 miles away. Thank God. I'm not sure how far away they are from me. This is from this other person's perspective. 31. Pansexual, gender fluid, non-binary, single.

0:52:25
Unknown_02: The plural first. The polyamorous first. The UK first.

Unknown_01: And then chem sex furs. For those of you who like to yiff while high, stoned, and or tripping, important rules. No dealing, advertising, asking where to buy or how to make chems. Please keep it to just softer chems. Weed, haji, poppers, shrooms, magic truffles, LSD, MDMA, X, HBWR. These sound like made-up names at some point. No needles or research chems.

0:53:00
Unknown_01: Use and play safe and responsible and practice harm reduction. Harm reduction is probably not being a furry.

Unknown_02: It's like fucked up on drugs.

Unknown_02: Therianthropy.

Unknown_01: What the fuck does that mean? Does it mean ugly? First time. Hi. First time on here. Zero likes. Tragic.

0:53:34
Unknown_01: Beetle boozy may I sit on you just for a small bit. I promise I won't suffocate you please do Yes, mommy. Sure. Just don't expect me to not move or be a horny jerk So when I want you to sit on my face, but I'm not even gonna like pop a boner from it Like fuck's the point of that?

Unknown_02: Oh waste of fucking time

0:54:08
Unknown_02: This is sickness for thickness.

Unknown_01: Hi, new to the group. Here's a picture for you to enjoy.

Unknown_01: Such a cutie. Oh, I thought that was like a fursuit. Oh, my God. That's just the body of this person. Oh, that's rough. I get it rough because he's a dog. I don't want to read all that. I don't want to read these fucking people saying that it's hot. Fuck you.

Unknown_01: Dating furs.

Unknown_01: eunuchs goat hi i don't know what i'm looking for hi my name is buck or dima buck or dima that sounds like one of those um like tricks like dima nuts buck dima nuts

0:54:56
Unknown_01: I'm 24 and 5'6". Oh, a mallet. That explains why he's a tranny.

Unknown_01: Which is a little bit of an important info. I don't exactly know what I'm looking for other than possibly someone I could get close to. I want them to be semi-local if possible. I'm from Wilkes Bar, Scranton area, Pennsylvania. I'm attracted to men who are a little bit older than me, but possibly shorter or my height than me. What the fuck? I'm really... What the fuck? These guys are like a manlet fetish. I want like an old midget. I want to fuck some old midget in the ass. I'm really looking for someone who'll just be as invested into the relationship as I am. That is some soulless, dead fucking lies right there. Yeah, I want my first Sona is going to be like a Glitter Max pastel fucking nightmare showing off Fimboy tummy. And then I am like the most soulless zombie ogre that has ever walked the fucking earth. Also, I'm really insecure about my height, which is why I'm trying to fuck an old midget.

0:55:28
Unknown_02: Oh, this is creepy.

0:56:02
Unknown_01: okay images that go hard you already know the vibe and that is like a man or a woman or what something in like a latex suit that gives it this uncanny like non-human appearance that's just horrifying and it appears he's filled his entire room up with like inflatables Bro, serial killer vibes for real.

Unknown_01: He's like the Five Nights at Freddy's monsters. He wants to find somebody and stuff them into a latex suit that you can't escape from. Like a sanitarium, what do you call those things? Where it's like your arms are, like a straitjacket. Yeah, like a straitjacket.

Unknown_02: That appears to be an inflatable horse next to a car.

Unknown_01: This is the most evocative image I've seen all year. This guy should get a job as an art critic. Whatever the fuck this is, this is evocative.

0:56:56
Unknown_01: Apparently this is a bad fursuit. Let's check it out.

Unknown_01: Gamer Boy. Oh, that's a unique name. Gamer Boy. Never heard of Gamer Boy before.

Unknown_01: I'm a bi-femboy, animatronic, arctic, fox, furry, male, age 19, taken but in an open poly, height 5'8", thin appearance, content creator with PTSD, depression, anxiety, ADHD, and other things, even a job. The PTSD is nonviolent. Good to know.

0:57:34
Unknown_01: Play video games make content cosplay and wear my fursuit when I hear make content It's like my brain is like these people are all fucking nobodies, right? So it's like okay, so you're trying to say that you do YouTube or twitch is like a hobby, but you're looking nobody Either that or you do OnlyFans because they call that making content do at least a shoddy does so Whenever I hear that thinking like are you getting like fucked in the ass for money? Are you like trying to do like a twitch thing failing because you're like a loser um

0:58:08
Unknown_01: That's weird. So he's like a gay or he's bisexual. This guy's trying to give AIDS to women is what he's trying to do. That's his fetish. Look, he got eaten by a shitty costume. Help! Help!

Unknown_00: help i'm in some i'm in here like a little red riding hood my boy platinum cat is making this entire gumroad video basically vortuber you guys know how i am about vor emmy just a 22 trans girl ferret who likes

0:59:02
Unknown_01: likes to talk and hang out with peeps already in an open poly relationship but open to hang out and hook up smiley face streams on twitch at emmy duke well let's see what we get

Unknown_02: What? He deleted? Emmy, how are you gonna start your career when you've already deleted your profile?

Unknown_01: Oh, man.

Unknown_01: Crushed dreams today on the stream chat.

Unknown_01: Charleston, South Carolina, and sexual female, transgender female in an open relationship.

Unknown_02: Interest, gaming, fursuit, anime, and eating you.

0:59:55
Unknown_02: dead dead dead soulless ssri eyes fringe she laughed muzunomi opi short stack oh he's into short girls twitch partner twitch partner and he deleted what did i get that right emmy duke and he deleted what the

Unknown_02: Muzunami, okay Is this also gone did he like delete everything after This is a very dangerous scroll.

Unknown_01: Oh look he's into guru Garwa. Oh, he's just like you guys I

1:00:50
Unknown_01: Where's the, um, his gamer sets reference tag is, is bore. That's cringe.

Unknown_02: There's a Twitch partner, but he's like, he doesn't have a fucking account.

Unknown_02: That's weird. Maybe he's just lying.

Unknown_01: Do you think this person would lie to me? Do you think this person would lie to me? Chat, not chat chat that can't respond. I don't think so. I think those are honest eyes.

Unknown_01: Oh, I don't want, it says not safe for work, what's the fuck's in her belly button? Uh oh, let me check this one off recording.

1:01:26
Unknown_01: I have decided it is just a really, really gross fat man, and I do not want to show, or woman, and I do not want to show whatever the fuck that is on the screen. Oh, never mind, it's on the bottom of the screen. Don't look, chat, it's very disgusting.

Unknown_01: Turbopunk, uh, hello, I'm Turbo, a turbocharged Mexican gray wolf who leads a spontaneous life on the edge and enjoys every day to the fullest. I'm a bi, queer, punk, fur who stays in Southern California and is active in both the local punk and furry communities respectively.

Unknown_01: If I'm not at a fur meet or party, I'm at a dive bar or house show. I'm always down to chat, meet new friends, and hang out with other individuals.

1:02:10
Unknown_01: the ass dude he looks fucking identical to the um a merrimut just identical to it not a single pixel out out of alignment that's nuts that's crazy

Unknown_01: Oh, boy.

Unknown_01: My shirt doesn't even fit. This belly has gotten too big to fit any shirt I own. Even my pants. What the fuck is that mask? Holy shit. I was too distracted by the embarrassing, like, fat. But what the fuck is that? That's like a horror store mask. That's like you get that at Party City for Halloween. You don't wear that to your fur con, man. What the fuck?

Unknown_01: May I offer you hugs, squishes, and rubs? From Germany. Oh, my God. Mein Gott.

1:02:58
Unknown_01: Was die Frick.

Unknown_01: Airsoft Fetty in 10 years. I'm assuming that's it.

Unknown_01: Chester.

Unknown_01: Just a big old cuddle kid looking for his significant otter, crying laughing cat emoji. I'm a nerd. I tell bad jokes. Occasionally I like to draw. The Cheshire Cat is my spiritual mascot because we're all made here. Oh, mad.

1:03:34
Unknown_01: Okay, so he can't spell mad. This is a 44-year-old gay man who can't spell the word mad, M-A-D, a three-letter word that most children learn before they go to kindergarten. That's, that bodes well.

Unknown_01: Likes other nerd folks who like to laugh. Dislikes closed-minded heteronormativity and machoism. This is folk shit. Like 44-year-old gay retards that can't spell. Look at this fucking gay retard. They can't spell the word mad. Those are the people who like Star Wars and who say folks. This is why you should constantly bully people who say dumb shit to your fucking face like this.

1:04:08
Unknown_02: He lost, cursed it.

Unknown_01: Ooh.

Unknown_01: Oh, I thought that was like a corpse. Okay, I see now. My eyes have adjusted and I see that this is just a fursuit.

Unknown_01: Coming soon to a Megaplex near you. Feel free to bug for Snug.

Unknown_02: I know no one there. Aww.

Unknown_02: Anyone want a bug for a snug?

Unknown_01: Is that a blanket of Mountain Dew? So this guy's taking our road trip to Seattle to meet people and he's just brought like literally a hundred cans of Mountain Dew. I'm sure that whatever is under that fursuit is just delightful and is not foul smelling at all. 30 year old emo princess.

1:04:43
Unknown_01: We need some more cis women to make fun of. I don't think this is a cis woman though. Mischievous and skittish. M to F emo princess. Three.

Unknown_01: Oh, it's supposed to be an emoji. Colon three.

Unknown_01: Ask. I'm shy. Telegram rally raccoon owned by a coyote.

Unknown_01: And this is a dude.

1:05:20
Unknown_01: So embarrassing. That is so embarrassing.

Unknown_01: This guy is not 30, by the way. He says he's 30 33 this guy is at least like 40. He's lying about his age So fucking embarrassing this is a guy that and what's kind of weird is that like emo shit? I don't know. I guess I'm 31 emo shit was popular when I was a teenager I was thinking like you you know, that was like not inappropriate for his age, you know when that was in style, but I know I'm just old I'm just old now

1:05:56
Unknown_01: Okay, he flagged this one as not safe for work, but this is just a costume. 29, GF.

Unknown_02: What does GF mean?

Unknown_02: Like, female? I can't even guess. I would not know.

Unknown_01: Fur suitor looking to make friends and maybe fool around. Always down to chat, especially with other suitors. Married but open. Hmm.

Unknown_01: also looking for little subs to bully as a big thick dummy mommy just messaged me directly on telegram bro i can hook you up i can get you in touch with the tip he's a internet famous commentator you might like him alan texas 30 pansexual gender fluid engaged or married

1:06:46
Unknown_01: So fucking embarrassing. There's no way that a woman would dress like this, right?

Unknown_01: Oh, it's like trans colors. That has to be like a tranny. Why else would they pick the trans colors?

Unknown_01: This is called White Girls Fuck Dogs. Uh-oh.

Unknown_01: Bark Wolf. Height 5 foot even. Weight 95 pounds. Sex female. I'm a little lady who loves fun, enjoys the primal pleasures in life, and is looking for local friends or friends with benefits. I don't RP. I'm here for real life fun, like playing Pokemon Go. I'm a silly, perverted dork, so message me if you want to chat and meet up. Colon 3. Um...

1:07:18
Unknown_01: So many people have messaged her that she has to put like a notice saying that I can't possibly reply to all of you. I am so filled with come at this point and I just can't do it anymore. I can. Ew. Dude, she's like making, this is like a proper zoo file. This is not white, by the way. I take issue with this. As an expert racist, I can tell you that this is 100% Asian or Latinx or some shit. Maybe even like just flat out native.

1:07:55
Unknown_01: I think that her two spirit animals coming out a little bit stronger, if you catch my drift, than a white woman.

Unknown_02: Orlando, Florida.

Unknown_02: Gross.

Unknown_02: Yeah, that's fucking gnarly.

Unknown_01: one of the last bronies apparently he's never met a nig alex r hello i'm alex with a pony sona i'm a student at the ucf studying chemistry i'm a huge nerd about a lot of things but mainly mlp and gaming 22 years old and so that's weird he wasn't even like old enough to remember my little pony as like a a kid i don't think that's

1:08:40
Unknown_02: Remember when bronies were, like, the biggest thing to hate?

Unknown_01: Now bronies and furries are like, oh, man. I guess these guys are all furries. They're still not as fucked up as some of the worst people out there, though.

Unknown_02: They're, like, commonplace now.

Unknown_02: Oh, God.

Unknown_01: Big pup looking for a new owner. Sorry to hear that you got dumped on the side of the road like trash, Bailey.

Unknown_01: That's really surprising to me.

1:09:14
Unknown_01: Christian, I'm sure. Don't besmirch the name of Christian. Amber Grayson. Hey, whoa, I'm Amber. I'm a lesbian poly trans girl, like a heavy sub in the sheets and a dom in the streets. Okay, so you like to be fucked in the ass, but you're mentally unstable. Gotcha. I'm really, really into mommy doms and soft doms and looking for someone that might be able to help with that. This is all with wifey's consent. If you're interested, please DM. Call me kitten if you wish. I do not. If you want to find out more about me, I'm more open in DMs. I work IT as a day job. No, this is the guy handling my fucking ban appeals on Twitter.

1:09:49
Unknown_01: I get to do tons of other awesome stuff thanks to it. If you want to find out more, please feel free to ask in DMs. Please understand I'm looking for a femme, female, femme presenting company. And also I'm looking for in real life stuff. If you're in the Southwest US, mainly Nevada, hit up a girl up. Just me.

Unknown_01: What a catch. Ooh, nice recording room. I wonder if you also do VTubing. Here's your VTubers, guys.

1:10:24
Unknown_01: One more. This one's just called Fat.

Unknown_01: Ray. I never know what the fuck to put in these. I'm a chill gamer cat who likes to smoke weed. Pretty open to new friends, but I suck at staying in touch. Hit me up.

Unknown_01: So, um... I don't... I'm unsocialized? Please get in touch?

Unknown_01: Bro... He kind of looks like Critical. Critical is fat. You know what I mean? He's got the face and like the long hair and shit. And the beard.

Unknown_00: Hey everybody, it's Critical. I'm looking to get fucked in the ass by a dummy mommy. I've got mental health issues and I have issues developing attachment. If I feel like I'm getting too close to you, I'm just going to run away because I don't want to face my fears.

1:10:56
Unknown_00: Anyways, if you want to hook up, just message me. I'm in Phoenix. Thanks.

Unknown_01: That's it. This dude died for no good reason. These are great. What a shame, chat. Maybe now that I've done a Gumroad video on it, Platinum Cat will return to the Sigma grind set and bring me more offerings.

Unknown_01: Anyways, thanks for watching. I hope you have enjoyed. I anticipate that there will be some additions to this thread in the future. Again, this was one of the things I was sitting on where it's like, God, I can't wait to talk about this. Now it's like, fuck it, I'll just... I'll give it to the people who really matter, not chat. And that's you. You really matter. That's why you get to see the fat Donnie Mommy furries and nobody else does. Because you're special. You're special to me, okay?

1:11:32
Unknown_01: Uh, cool. Hopefully I'll upload something next weekend too.

Unknown_02: Take it easy. Bye-bye.