Thank you for watching. SINGING IN ITALIAN 0:02:07 Unknown_13: I'm dead. Actually, I was supposed to, I was supposed to, oh my, I already fucked it up. I already fucked up the entire stream. I was supposed to come in and be like, hello, my good sauce. As of now, because Matt at the Internet has been debanked by Gumroad, there is no finances to support the time of Mr. Joshua Moon. He has returned to working at the Whataburger in Destin, Florida, and has outsourced Matt at the Internet to foreign H-1B workers. 0:02:39 Unknown_13: I was supposed to do it like that because then it's cheaper. It makes more money that way. Unknown_13: Hello, everybody. Guess what? Guess what this picture is that you're looking at? That is indeed Chiat, the capital building of the United States of America. My country. I had a horrific, horrific, horrific return flight. Unknown_13: Um, I lost my luggage. Unknown_13: The airline, let me clarify, the airline lost my luggage. Um, so I had to take, I was going to spend one day in DC and I had to extend it multiple times because, um, I lost my, the airline lost my luggage. Um, I got there, I had to take the Metro to my fucking hotel. I had to take the Metro to the airport. I sat in the airport for four hours waiting for my fucking luggage to come out because they said i got a notification saying that the luggage arrived but i had to wait four fucking hours for somebody from the airline to actually roll it out to me past the the um the international like security area 0:03:20 Unknown_13: Then in that time, I was waiting on, I was surrounded by thousands of Indians. I've seen in my entire life up until that day, maybe a dozen Indians. 0:03:57 Unknown_13: Throughout my entire adult life, I saw a couple abroad. Unknown_13: But never. I was surrounded by more Indians at every possible second in the waiting area of Dulles Airport waiting for my fucking luggage than I had ever seen in my entire life. I get my luggage. I return by the metro with my suitcase. And then the next day, I am so sick I cannot move. I am like in a state of delirium. I'm passing out. I'm awake for maybe four hours the entire day. One of the sickest days I've ever been in my entire life. And I blame the Indians, of course, because they have the flu. So I had to extend my hotel by a day just so that I could, which was expensive because it was in fucking D.C. So I extended it by a day. 0:04:30 Unknown_13: because I needed to wait for my luggage. Then I had to extend it by two more days so that I could recover and actually drive myself. So honestly, the worst trip I've ever had ever. But before I got sick, I did notice as I was pondering my bad fortune that indeed it was a full moon or either like a day before or after a full moon. I didn't actually check. So I took my camera that I had bought for my trip and I crawled around The streets of DC, they're trying to get this shot, and I didn't need to take this picture. 0:05:05 Unknown_13: So, very interesting travel experience. And then, of course, as I'm recovering, I'm actually still sick, so if I mute myself randomly, it's because I'm koofing off screen. Unknown_13: I decided I can finally... finally get a fucking banana pepper. So I went to a Subway, um, in, in Virginia and I, um, I ordered my usual. Now what I get is a spicy, a foot long spicy Italian on Italian herbs and cheese with provolone cheese. And I like spinach, red olives, um, a lot of banana peppers, Chipotle Southwest salt and pepper. It's a very specific order. Um, Now, first thing I discovered, Subway has deleted their entire menu and nobody knows what the fuck a spicy Italian is. I think it's called like an Italian hot shot, a hot shot Italiano now. First disappointment. Second disappointment. The women behind the counter, one was Mexican and barely spoke English and spoke Spanish. The other was Indian and barely did not speak English and did not also speak Spanish. So me trying to communicate what the fuck I want on my goddamn sandwich is literally a 10 minute ordeal in the world's longest fucking line. And then I'm paying $20 for a sandwich and I go to checkout and the thing asked me for a 25% tip. 0:06:21 Unknown_13: What the fuck has happened? Has the world gone mad? Why is my spicy Italian called a Hot Shot Italiano? Why is it made by an Indian? Why is it $20? And why is there a fucking button for a 35% tip on a Subway checkout app? You've lost it. You've lost it. The country is fucking nuts. So... 0:07:01 Unknown_13: There's a lot to actually go over. Unknown_13: First of all, I'm just going to name some things literally off the top of my head that I have realized in my travels. First of all, Fast Car is now sang by a man. It used to be sang by a black woman. It's now a country song by a white guy. White guys keep winning. I don't know what to tell you. 0:07:32 Unknown_13: Um, there are Indians fucking everywhere. Like I said, there were no Indians in this entire country before I came back and now they're everywhere. They're in every Walmart. Um, they're there. God forbid you walk next to a fucking university. Um, I think that our entire school population for universities in this country is just Indians now. Unknown_13: Um, Unknown_13: uh everything is more expensive i i think it's not i think if you go to walmart it is impossible to spend under a hundred dollars i don't think there's even a point having change anymore we should just sell everything in denominations of one dollar because it's like uh apple is is like three dollars an avocado is like six fucking dollars a block of velveta cheese is like seven dollars 0:08:24 Unknown_13: There's no point having change anymore. I was shocked. I set aside money specifically for the purpose of affording my return, and it's like multiple hundred dollars to rent a car, $300 a day for a hotel. Unknown_13: You go to Walmart, every single fucking thing is at least a dollar and you're paying over a hundred dollars, maybe $200 for a week's worth of groceries. I do not. I knew it was bad just because I was checking like cost of living calculators. I am shocked. I am shocked at how expensive everything is. Everything is expensive. Like you can't buy anything for less than 20 bucks if it's not like a cheap piece of shit. Um, 0:08:57 Unknown_13: So it's just like I've wandered back into a fucking nightmare. I honestly don't know how there's not more problems than there is, because how the fuck do people afford anything? How does anybody working a regular job afford anything in this country? Unknown_13: And it's not just D.C., no. You travel around, you see the place, and it's like, what the fuck is going on? Unknown_13: We don't. Okay, I got you. 0:09:29 Unknown_13: Oh, everything is on camera now. You walk around and there's like people, like the CCTV is like showing back to you. Here's your fat ass buying shit. Unknown_13: This is what you look like. Just wanted to let you know that we have a camera on you. Like, okay, great. Um, there's an app for everything. You go to a pump and there's advertisements on the fucking pump handle. You can't even look at your own fucking hand without looking at an advertisement. The ads play noise. They talk to you when you're trying to fill up a gasoline tank. And it makes me want to shoot myself. I'd even heard that there was little things that you could do to turn it off, like press the buttons. That shit don't fucking work anymore. I don't know if it ever worked. It don't work now. You can't turn that shit off. 0:10:00 Unknown_13: Um... Unknown_13: You go to McDonald's, it's like $10 for a Big Mac. I'm like, okay, let's see if the Big Mac is... It's like $10 fucking dollars for a Big Mac, for like a regular meal. I don't know if you guys know this, but it used to be back in the day, in the 90s, that shit was cheap. You bought that food because it was cheap and shitty and fast. Now it's cheap, or now it's expensive, shitty, and slow. Um... 0:10:32 Unknown_13: Like, unbelievable. Everything. I remember, I told you guys this story. I went to Switzerland once during COVID, and I got deported from Switzerland back to Serbia. And while I was there waiting to be turned around at the gate, I stayed the night at the Geneva airport, and I was hungry. The only thing open because it was COVID was a Burger King. I paid 23 Swiss francs for a number one, just a regular Burger King burger. Unknown_13: A Royale with cheese and a drink and a medium fry. And it was 23 Swiss francs, which is like $25 or more. And that's just like everything. I remember being appalled. Like this is the most expensive burger I've ever paid for my entire life, including like fancy restaurants. And I think you go to Burger King in the US, it's like that's just mildly expensive. That's just buying a burger in DC. If you're in a city, it's just going to cost that much now. 0:11:10 Unknown_13: So, that's crazy. Unknown_13: I will say this, and I have always made fun of DC, rightly so, because it deserves to be made fun of. Everybody in DC is just so nice. 0:11:43 Unknown_13: There was a cat. I took a picture of a cat because this cat came out and he had like a little bib on. And I thought, that's cute. So I took a picture of my cell phone and there was a guy standing right there. And he was a white dude and he was a Capitol Hill police officer. He worked directly for the Capitol building. and he just struck up a conversation with me about dc and i was a tourist was like chatting me up for like 15 minutes and gave me the story of that street that he was stationed on and like the the history of the cat he's been working for 25 years just stationed as like a door guard and in the district and i don't know everybody i spoke to in dc was very nice but um 0:12:24 Unknown_13: I don't know. Unknown_13: I mean, that stayed the same. Americans are still super friendly. I think that Americans who don't travel don't really understand, but the United States is a uniquely friendly place, even in big cities, even in areas that you wouldn't consider to be friendly. Unknown_13: The district in particular is an extremely weird place. They went over the weekend, and it's like in December, so Congress isn't even in session. And it's just a very quiet, super quiet, super clean, and it's very eerie because it's like you're surrounded by all this enormous infrastructure, these huge roads, these monumental buildings, and it's just the quietest place ever. It kind of makes your skin crawl. It's so eerie. It's like the rapture happened or something. Not that the rapture would take everybody out of D.C., but you know what I mean. It was just ominously quiet. 0:13:09 Unknown_13: Do I feel homesick? No. I don't know what it is about my condition, but I've never felt at home anywhere, and I don't really get homesick. So traveling around, I've always felt not at home everywhere I go, whether it be Florida or the Philippines or Ukraine. You know what I mean? I've never felt particularly at home anywhere. 0:13:43 Unknown_13: Though, I will say that the craziest thing from going from being a full-time abroad person to being back in the US is knowing that I can talk to anybody. This is an indescribable sensation that I cannot adequately convey, but I have been in a situation where I cannot reliably communicate complex ideas to anybody around me at any time with any level of certainty. Unknown_13: Now, I can basically go up to anybody and there's a 90% chance I can talk to them and we both understand each other. Unknown_13: And that is really weird to the point where I have difficulty 0:14:26 Unknown_13: sometimes remembering not to say things in foreign languages like if i hold the door somebody holds the door open for me or does something and i want to say thank you my instinct is to say spasibo like still so i have to like uncondition myself to you stop using the very few um i would speak rudimentary russian in serbia because many people there speak russian um more than they speak english Uh, so I have to like unlearn doing that. Um, cause I can, I can just say thank you in English and people can understand what the fuck I'm saying. So, um, I'm not pulling the cat picture off my phone. Sorry. You can, I'm not doing it. Unknown_13: Um, I don't want, I don't want to show exactly where it was. Unknown_13: Um, let's see, anything else? Unknown_13: I actually had a list of things I was going to complain about, but I don't know where that list is. To show how awesome and organized I am. I will say this, I was completely right. American electrical outlets absolutely fucking suck. Um, the, I think they're called Stokas in Europe and they are the double prong 240 volt outlets that are standard. Um, the outlets will plug into those and they will stay plugged into them and they do not fall out. American outlets are too shitty hot wires that fall halfway out the fucking outlet. you have non-standard sizes they don't adhere at all it's a complete fucking nightmare i know it's a weird thing to complain about but switching over from a plug that like reliably works all the time and fits snugly into the outlet and never falls out to these giant blocks that are stuck into a wall with two shitty prongs that just fall halfway out continuously exposing like the hot and cold wires um it's a it's horrible it's a horrible standard um 0:16:12 Unknown_13: The cheese section. Holy fuck was I right. You know what? Unknown_13: Oh, man. I will take the time out of my day to find this picture. I have checked a couple stores. And, yes, I was completely right. The cheese in this country is appalling. It sucks. The options suck. With one exception. Unknown_13: I went to the Whole Foods in the District, and the cheese section in the Whole Foods of the District of Columbia is beautiful. I don't know if there's a word for this, like a trophy room of when an empire goes out and conquers and brings back foreign things as symbols of its glory and conquest. The District of Columbia's Whole Foods Cheese Section is basically our museum of London of foreign cheeses. It's truly the most magnificent building in the district. Highly recommended. Very nice store. Very good cheese. 0:16:46 Unknown_13: There's like 900 Whole Foods around. It's right next to the Capitol Building. It's in walking distance of the Capitol Building. And it's got cheese. It's got whole ass wheels of cheese that you can buy. Really good. Really nice. And I will say this. 0:17:28 Unknown_13: I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but I stopped drinking soda as a 2024 resolution. I don't remember if it was 2024 or 2023. It's been so long. But I've not had to drop a soda for over a year. Unknown_13: And I broke that. I broke that because I came back to the United States after, and I haven't had any Coke, any Mountain Dew, any Fanta, nothing like that. The only thing that comes close is like energy drinks, but I don't really count that because I was drinking like two to six liters of diet soda every day. And I had, since I was like 11 years old, I would buy like a 12 pack of Coke Zero cans when I was 11. I would drink the entire pack every single day. Then I went from that to not drinking any soda except for energy drinks every so often, like once a day. 0:18:06 Unknown_13: I broke my sobriety with Coke Zero, or soda in particular, because when I was in the Whole Foods, whenever I visited an organic store in the US, I always bought this Virgil's root beer that has Splenda in it. It's one of my favorite drinks, but it's one of those things that I only buy on odd occasions when I visit a Whole Foods. I got a Virgil's and I broke my, my clean streak with soda. I've been back on it, but I got a little four pack of Virgil's root beer and I dearly missed it. It's truly a great, great beverage. 0:18:44 Unknown_13: Sorry, that's the poo flu. Unknown_13: Um, let's see. Unknown_13: It's fine. I mean, we can sit about anything. Unknown_13: Um, Unknown_13: is there anything that i want to say that's positive it's i mean it's such a noticeable downgrade in quality of life like like i can afford so much less of everything um and things just feel like a lower quality than i i remember i remember telling people like in the united states like you go to a restaurant and you spend like five dollars and you get so much food and that you can't possibly eat it all, even if you're a fat bastard. You've got to get the doggy bag. And now it's like you pay $30 to eat at a restaurant, and they don't give you enough food. The inflation. Because I have this crystallized concept of the United States in 2016 when I left. And even then, I was only there for a little while before I left. So it's even further back than that that I kind of remember how the U.S. was like. 0:19:38 Unknown_13: I come back now, I don't know, it just hurts. Everything just feels so much more painful than I remembered. 0:20:11 Unknown_13: So that's the number one thing, besides the Pajits. Unknown_13: The Pajits, it's happened so fast that even normies kind of recognize that there are so many more Indians in the U.S. now. If you come back to the U.S. from 2015, Unknown_13: And you check out the demographic makeup, the number of Indians is jaw-dropping. Jaw-dropping. Again, went my entire life without seeing them. They're everywhere. And it's just like, how? How do you import this many Indians into your country in such a short amount of time? How is it even fucking logistically possible to get this many people in this country? Um... And then I had a horrible time trying to find housing and the prices of getting like a rental or through the fucking roof. And then when you're doing the rental, they want your entire employment history and who you work for. And if you work for yourself, they want your tax returns. And it's like, bro, I'm so used to like... Paying $600 in cash every month to like a weird Slavic person who doesn't give a fuck. Probably doesn't even want to know what I'm doing. What is an American doing in Ukraine? I don't want to fucking know. Just give me, you know. $600 a month in US dollars. 0:21:20 Unknown_13: And we're good. Now it's like, I need to know literally everything about you before I let you live in this house. I'm like, okay. That sucked. That was awful. 0:21:54 Unknown_13: I mean the absolute lack of privacy in regards to everything. Like I have to read the, the privacy agreements of things now because it's like, I don't want to like sell my ass out. So I do read like the privacy things and it's just like every single thing says we're going to sell your data to third party marketers. And it's like you either agree or you just go without. And I've been saying no and just backing out of applications and things that I want because I don't agree with the privacy policy. 0:22:28 Unknown_13: Um, so that's that. Unknown_13: I'll try to find, I mean, the one thing that I'll give. Oh, okay. So before I left, I took a little trip. I'm not going to say where. Unknown_13: But in Europe, I went to a place that happened to have no speed limits on the road. And I drove at over 200 kilometers an hour. And it was a lot of fun. Unknown_13: Being back in the U.S., that was the first time I've driven in a very long time. So I had never owned a car because I didn't need to. I lived in a city. 0:23:00 Unknown_13: and it was very fun to drive super super fast probably too fast to be quite honest and then you come back to the U.S. and it's like the speed limit of 70 is just awful it's just the worst thing ever but driving is a lot of fun I've missed driving I don't it's it's very hard to explain how liberating it is to have a car and just be like well I'm not gonna take I'm not gonna walk I'm not gonna Take the bus. I'm just going to drive. And just being able to like, I can drive to this place 12 hours away if I want to. Nothing's stopping me. 0:23:32 Unknown_13: And just, you know, being able to do it, no problems. Just get up into the car and drive and nobody stops you and there's no borders and things are nice and open. The country is beautiful. The United States is still a very, very beautiful country. Unknown_13: Even compared to places I've been. So it still has that going for it for now. Unknown_13: Driving is an extreme luxury. And I know that... 0:24:03 Unknown_13: People kind of take it for granted or consider it like a pain in the ass. Never give up the fight to have a car and the ability to fucking drive places because it's so much nicer. Unknown_13: It's so much nicer. The fact that everybody in the U.S. has a car and can just drive everywhere. is actually so much of a luxury and so much of a big-duty shitlog taken on the entire rest of the world that has to, like, take taxis and trains and buses everywhere or getting those little Pajit caravans that are, like, pulled by, like, a person as a wagon down the road, like a dirt road. It's just a big fuck you to the rest of the world. Yeah, we each have our own four-person car. Go fuck yourself. 0:24:39 Unknown_14: Um... Unknown_14: Okay. Unknown_14: I think that's all I can say about that. Unknown_13: Um, so, in summary, chat, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Unknown_16: I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I think he's dead. 0:25:12 Unknown_13: His last video was like eight months ago. Unknown_13: Okay, I've noticed, by the way, thank you very much for everybody who's giving me a super check. Because as I mentioned, I was not joking, the Gumroad's gone because of Stripe. To be clear, it's not because of the Gumroad people, it's because of Stripe. I'm trying to clear that up to see if I can. Don't know if I can. I'll try my best. 0:25:44 Unknown_13: But that is a huge blow to me, to be quite honest. The other thing that I lost was Stripe and Square for the Man at the Internet merchandise. So I can't do merchandising anymore until I figure that out. Unknown_13: I have a plan for that. I have a couple volunteers from Tennessee that I'm going to get into touch with and try to get somebody set up a merchandising thing unrelated to the podcast that may or may not do podcast merchandise for us as a third party at some point. 0:26:17 Unknown_13: And then... Unknown_13: Uh, rumble is currently the only, only group they, they write me a physical paper check. So rumble works and to try and, I would encourage people who are or were a part of the gum road and would like to like subscribe to something. Uh, there are like followers subscriptions on rumble and I'll try to figure something out with them. Um, I'll try to talk to locals to see if they'll tolerate me, but they've ghosted me every single time I've ever reached out to them. So I'm not optimistic. 0:26:48 Unknown_13: um and for the gumroad or for the uh the super jets if you um want to mention your favorite thing that happened this year just like type your message so that favorite thing is like the first two words preferably in all caps and at a certain point i'll scan through them and try to pick those out so that um i can i can read them a little bit early just for the stream 0:27:19 Unknown_13: So with that in mind, thank you, by the way, to everybody who sent super chats in. I will start with my tradition, my New Year's tradition. By the way, I got a standing desk because I, for real this time, chat, for real, I'm going to lose weight. I have to lose weight because... Unknown_13: To start my predictions, I will mention my prediction for myself. Let me scroll up. Joshua Moon predicted we'll return to the US in... I did, actually. So I got that right. For the next year, I'm going to open the foundation. The foundation that has been foretold the United States Internet Preservation Society. And we will save the internet. I will save the internet. I'm tired of waiting for other people to save the internet. So guess what? I'm doing it on my own. That's what's going to happen. 0:27:55 Unknown_13: I have some volunteers to incorporate. It has to be a C entity. That means three people on the board of directors. I got one deadlock volunteer. And I got one guy who I'm very excited is leaning towards joining me. Super, super excited about that. 0:28:30 Unknown_13: It's coming, chat. It's happening. I'm back, and I'm going to... I have detected a brick-faced invasion from the west coast, and I must repel the attackers, chat. I've come back in the darkest hour to bring my light, the torch of freedom. Unknown_13: But losing weight is a part of that. And it's not even like a health thing or like a looks thing. Like I don't give a fuck what I look like. I'm American. I don't care what people think about me. However, in terms of a foundation that seeks to achieve policy goals and seeks to achieve persuading people to do things to benefit society, you have to look your best. Yeah. 0:29:11 Unknown_13: And it's not even like I care what people think. It's like if I want to talk to somebody and have them think that I am worthwhile, it's basic human psychology that fat people... Unknown_13: are not taken seriously. It's just a fact of life. There's no point even complaining about it. So for the sake of being my best self and for being my most persuasive self, I have to be Chad. I have to be sexy. Because even if I'm talking to a 55-year-old man, if I'm not sexy, he doesn't care what I think. That's just how life is. 0:29:46 Unknown_13: Start mewing. Yeah. So I'm at my standing desk. I got a nice little, I don't know how to describe it. It's like a rubber mat. It reminds me of those non-slip mats that they had at the fry station in Whataburger, but it's really nice on your feet. So I got my non-slip mat. I'm at a standing, I've been standing this entire time, chat. So that's the first step. I don't know. I don't have a full plan for this. Don't send me any advice. I don't care what you have to say. I'm going to figure it out. Don't worry. 0:30:18 Unknown_13: So that's my prediction. I'm going to become sexy. I'm going to become a Chad sexy internet bad boy. I'm going to savior the white race. That's my prediction for myself. Unknown_13: Um... Unknown_13: I made a prediction, kind of in that same vein, about... I'm going to name this, by the way, this stream for 2024. I'm going to call this the letdown year. 2023, at this exact time, made 2024 seem like it was going to be fucking awesome. I remember being filled with unbridled optimism about everything. And this year has sucked fat fucking donkey dick the entire fucking time. Everything has just sucked monumental ass. So 2024 is the letdown year. But at this point in time, I feel like the exact same thing. I'm super, super optimistic. And I feel like my optimism is much more grounded in reality. than it was in 2023 because now it feels like things are actually set up for widespread success and um i'm super excited about it and i think my things are going to work out but when i said in 2023 entering 2024 was that with elon taking over x myself having an x account and things just feeling like they're only up and up with tech competition and people caring about freedom of speech again i felt like 2024 was ready to be a super free year for the internet And over 2024, I realize, of course, that you cannot wait for a hero. 0:31:44 Unknown_13: Elon Musk is not going to come in and save you. There's not going to be a Kiwi Farms Peter Thiel who's going to come in and save us. Nobody is coming to save us, chat. If you're a white American, nobody cares about you. So guess what that means? You can either roll over and die like a dog. Unknown_13: Or you can save yourself. So I feel like we're poised for success. People have come to the same realization that everybody needed to come to. And I feel like in my generation, especially millennials and even the Zoomers, they kind of just have this thought that's like... 0:32:18 Unknown_13: Um, there's no, there's no way that we can accomplish anything. I feel like millennials are kind of in this arrested development and zoomers too, where they just think like, well, we're young and everybody around us is old. All the people with power are old and we can't do anything. It's like, well, that's not necessarily true. Um, and there's people like, like for instance, Herrera. Unknown_13: who ran for Congress just as like a fucking YouTuber and punched so much higher than his weight in terms of politics that he caused his opponent to spend like millions more. APAC had to dump in like $10 million just to keep this random Gunsberg YouTuber down. And it's like, everybody can do that. Everybody around his age. We have all these people who talk on podcasts all day. Like they know what the fuck they're talking about. And nobody does anything. Nobody ever goes out and accomplishes anything. It's like, it's time for that to end. It's time for the podcast race to become the political race. That's what's going to happen. 0:32:59 Unknown_13: Um, Unknown_13: So my prediction was that 2024 would be a resurgence of online freedom of expression, freedom of speech, everything will get better. And I was completely fucking wrong, but for 2025, it's a lock-in because I'm going to make it happen. So that's the kind of prediction that you can have some certainty in things that you're going to actually do yourself. 0:33:37 Unknown_13: Next. Unknown_13: Pete's. Unknown_13: What a step down. Pete's, if you don't know, is Chantel stuff. Like if you were like a math internet listener, like in the late 2010s, early 2020s, I talked about Chantel a lot because she was really funny. And she had this insipid, fat, tranny roommate called Pete's that was like. Just as a recap, they were together. I think they got married at some point. She got pregnant with him and then had an abortion, I think even twice. And he's just like the most pathetic, autistic, like Twitter liberal that has ever lived. And then he got cucked by a black man. Not even joking. 0:34:17 Unknown_13: and then she got addicted to crack and got beaten and then got with a Muslim converted to Islam fled Canada to Kuwait and now Pete's is like stuck in a dress in his mom's house in a retirement home doing nothing and I predicted that Pete's will do nothing and in fact I was a hundred percent correct Pete's has done nothing this entire year just gone he's played a couple games the only stream I saw of him was him denying that something interesting had happened to him 0:35:02 Unknown_13: To show you how little, nothing he's done. He actually, his parent, somebody in his family died and he got like an inheritance of 10,000 Canadian dollars. So this genius, he just immediately quits his job and he thinks he's going to live off 10,000 Canadian dollars for like a couple months without working. So I don't know. Good luck with that. He's so dedicated to doing nothing that he made sure that the few things that he was doing, he would retire from early. Really genius if you think about it. 0:35:36 Unknown_13: Chat's feeling high energy today. I'm liking the high energy chat. Unknown_13: For Aniza and iDubbbz, I predicted that Aniza would get pregnant by another man, and I am wrong. Aniza and iDubbbz, I don't think, did anything of note this year. I want to say that they... I don't even think they did have a wrestling... Did they have a wrestling event this year? I don't think so. I don't think they did... I don't think anything fucking happened with Aniza and iDubbbz. So... Unknown_13: What can I possibly say? I feel like they're stuck. 0:36:09 Unknown_13: They announced Creator Clash 3. Oh, man. Is it for this year? Unknown_13: See, here's the thing. I don't want to make a bunch of predictions that are just like nothing's going to happen with these absolute fucking losers, these insipid retards. But iDubbbz and Aniza, I don't know. They're the kinds of people that you just enjoy making fun of. Unknown_13: They did their podcast, but their podcast sucks. Unknown_13: Nothing ever happened. That's right. Yo, True and Shine, how are you? 0:36:43 Unknown_13: Okay, they announced the next one kind of, but it doesn't have a date. Okay, then. Fine. I'll take a limb. I predict that they're going to cancel Creator Clash 3 due to lack of interest, and they're going to lie about why they canceled it. Unknown_13: Lock it in. Unknown_13: Shoe on head. I predicted that June would get pregnant after getting married and I can find this really quick. Um, I was right. Unknown_13: She did in fact have a child. Wow. Shocker chat. Who could have seen this coming? Me, of course. Um, I have no actual predictions for, for shoe on head though. Um, like she seems to not want to be a retard anymore. So good for her. 0:37:18 Unknown_13: I say that, but she's put out like, she put out like a video, and this is shame on her, as much as I want to be a positive poly. She got married to this guy. She had a baby. So she should now be like mom Mac. She should be like, I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks. I'm married. I'm a mother. I have a child. And whatever the world thinks outside of my household, I don't give a fuck. But she's still desperate for validation to the point where she's putting out videos about how women need to hag Macs. And that's like her word for being like a sexy mom is to be like a hag-maxer. And I'm like, bitch, you're too fucking old for this shit. You're too fucking old. You got too many kids. You married. What the fuck are you doing hag-maxing? Are you retarded? 0:37:55 Unknown_13: So I'm not going to make a prediction for June. I feel like she'll be boring. There's no point revisiting this next year being like, did June actually do nothing for the entire year? Yes, of course. Unknown_13: Of course she did nothing. Oh, fuck. I have an entire slide of... 0:38:31 Unknown_13: of things that i missed just from this month so before i continue with my predictions let me go back and go through the things that i missed first of all um destiny sucked a dick more precisely he sucked a dick and then sent this video of him sucking dick to so many people that it eventually got shared and he doesn't even know who did it and not only did he do this by the way Unknown_13: He sent nude images of his two girlfriends and his ex-girlfriend and his ex-wife. And they got leaked. And, of course, they're not happy that their images got leaked. So, Destiny, here's the issue. There is something in the United States Federal Code called VAWA, Violence Against Women Act. And it provides civil remedies for people of any gender who have been revenge pornographied at a federal level. Unknown_13: The issue is that you have to bring this, and this is why the law is a good law, because you can't target the platform that hosts it. You can only target the people who release it. But therein lies the problem. Destiny, there is no proof that he sent this to anybody in particular without her permission. So how can she sue him if it's like, well, Destiny didn't release it. He just sent it to so many people secretly that one of them released it. 0:39:32 Unknown_13: And that they're the actual culprit. So he might get sued for a federal Violence Against Women Act charges or torts. 0:40:05 Unknown_13: Actually, that's a great prediction. I predict Steve Bunnell will be sued in the federal civil circuits for violence against women, revenge pornography torts, which are quite hefty. I think they even have fee-shifting provisions because they are supposed to be plaintiff-friendly, so... Um, I think that he's dead in the water for that. And I think that going to discovery would be a massive pain in the ass for him. Like how many people did you actually send these videos to let's subpoena all of discord to see who you've been talking to, you know, that kind of shit. Um, I, I, I may have even communicated this idea as the, as of course the unmoved mover that, uh, this is in fact something that the victims in this case could actually do. and that Destiny would be the appropriate target to bring these charges against. So we might see that shot. By the way, so many people accessed the Kiwi Farms to view this video that it broke the site. It locked up the disk array because this time last year, the Kiwi Farms broke. One of our NVMe disks broke. 0:40:41 Unknown_13: So I had to move the database onto our storage RAID, which is not optimized for database reading. And when so many people access the file, it locked up the database, crashed the database. And because of how I had poorly optimized the database for recovery, it had to be completely reinstalled. And I literally had to do this on a plane. 0:41:29 Unknown_13: I literally had to... Unknown_13: Buy 30 fucking euro Wi-Fi and SSH into the Kiwi Farms to fix the fucking site on an airplane. Made me feel very cool, I'm not going to lie. Like, yes, businessman and premium economy with the Wi-Fi. I'm just doing a little bit of business here. Businessing into the SSH from 30,000 feet. Just a regular day in the life of. True story. 0:42:05 Unknown_13: So that's what happened with Stephen Bunnell. Unknown_13: What's this? Unknown_13: Of course, I took basically a full month off, but I took two weeks hard off to not do anything Kiwi Farms related after I got it back up. And what did the Kiwi Farms bring to me as a birthday present in that time? Well, this lovely video. 0:42:41 Unknown_13: Shit! Shit! Unknown_22: Nigga, nigga, I figure weed-smokin' bitches on my dick be bouncin' cocaine, block-suckin', nigga, dick-livin', rapin', rappin', fappin', vapin', rappin', crappin', nigga, the little red shit. We was kings, listen, understood, thangs, chicken, wangs, fatty, boom, bucket, foots, stamps, drinkin', forties, uh-huh. I won't play the whole thing. 0:43:12 Unknown_13: As you can see, I've learned my lesson, Stripe, and I'm on the clean. I'm on the straight and narrow now. I'm reformed by your rehabilitative justice. Unknown_13: um okay rapid fire catching up on the big topics chat uh let's see deserved it least based italian uh called it and uh called it i think that just sums it up did anybody expect anything else i think i i think i i think i'm so predictable that there's no point even going over it 0:44:00 Unknown_13: I don't know. Unknown_13: Here's what got me about Elan, okay? Just real quick on the Elan H1B thing. Because everybody else has talked this to death. I was inundated with this. I found it very fascinating how virulent the response was against Elan, based Elan even, that I followed it as it happened. And I don't want to regale people with Twitter stories, but... Unknown_13: I will give you what I think is probably a more unique perspective. And that is, I just realized that my picture is slightly too narrow. 0:44:31 Unknown_13: I got the sense that Elon was a bit of a fucking retard. Not just because he banned me. When he set up the Department of Government Efficiency, and I've already talked about how that's fucking stupid because there's like eight of those agencies already. But one of his things that he wanted to do with Vivek Ramaswamy was that he wanted to eliminate work from home for federal employees. Now, this may come as a surprise to you guys, I have always worked from home. Since I stopped working at fast food, I've always been a remote contractor, or I've been doing the Kiwi Farms and shit. And I know for a fact that a person is completely capable of doing a 40 plus hour work week from a Starbucks lobby. 0:45:08 Unknown_13: And it is – I think it's completely fictitious that working from an office boosts productivity. I would argue that when it comes to teams, I think it's probably a good thing that people meet up in person every so often. Unknown_13: But I think that any job that can be done remotely – Should be. And especially from a government efficiency perspective, we pay how many billions of dollars for the General Services Administration to keep office buildings functional around this country and secure? When we could just be making secure laptops that have government access points. 0:45:53 Unknown_13: That entire thing could be cut, and that's probably tens of billions of dollars just maintaining those office buildings. Not to consider how much people spend commuting and shit. It would clear up the roads. It would make people happier. The reports are unanimous that people who work from home are happier. Unknown_13: And, of course, if you're working from home, you can build a family more easy because you're there. You're not an hour away slaving away in a federal building. So when he came out and said, I'm going to end all work from home, I'm like, why? I think the only people I ever hear advocating against work from home are CEOs. For some reason, they hate work from home. They hate not having an iron grip over their employees. where they can just monitor everything they do on, like, corporate Wi-Fi. And they're not like you can't do that with a federal computer or laptop, you know, a work laptop. So, I don't know. When I heard that, I thought, this guy's a fucking idiot. He's like a control freak. Fuck him. 0:46:30 Unknown_13: It's a cybersecurity nightmare? Well, it's a good thing that our government has really great cybersecurity, and the Chinese have not hacked into the Department of Treasury and backdoored a bunch of different federal computers for the last month, and they only just now talked about it. It's a good thing that our federal government never gets hacked. It's a good thing that the Chinese... They literally teach federal employees these days that if you're on a dating app in D.C. or Arlington and you match with an Asian girl who's out of your league, she's a spy. Because so many federal agents are getting catfished by sexy, chinky ladies who steal their phones and ship them back to fucking China. Like... 0:47:15 Unknown_13: Don't worry. We're already fucked. We're already incompetent. Unknown_13: You know what? It's probably harder for the Chinese to steal people's federal hardware if someone's working from home in Omaha, Nebraska, as opposed to Arlington, D.C. You know what I mean? Yeah, I think that work from home is a good thing. Actually, I think it's a good thing. 0:47:48 Unknown_13: Cool. Unknown_13: Next. Unknown_13: uh jim sterling okay i actually have a video for holy shit wait a second before i continue chat i i forgot something can you come on in new year's ham oh yeah how could i forget i can't usher in the new year without the new year ham 0:48:44 Unknown_13: Excellent. Okay. What am I doing? Unknown_13: Okay, so Jim Stefani Sterling, my favorite wrestler of all time, the Sturdust. I predicted that Jim Stefani Sterling would get canceled. And the reason why I predicted this is because in 2023, Jim had had a nasty falling out with his former long-term editor, Justin. And then he hooked up with a pooner called like Joaquin Phoenix or some shit. And he then went on to the Second Wind podcast hosted by Ben Yatzee Croshaw and spoke to former members of the escapists for the first time in a very long time, only to announce that he was boy preggers in his butthole and that he was going to inflict the designation on father on Ben Yatzee Croshaw if he angered him in any way, which was perhaps one of the most awkward moments ever caught on camera. 0:49:17 Unknown_13: Um... Unknown_13: So I predicted that because he was so raunchy and sex bestie that he would eventually get cancelled, but that didn't happen. Jim managed to keep his head above water. He is still losing 1,000 subscribers every other week, thereabout, so about 500 subscribers a week he's losing. But he is still chugging along, and I'm not playing the clip. No, don't worry about it. You can look it up if you want to. Just look up Jim Sterling pregnant or whatever, and you'll find it. I played that last year. This year, he's sticking to his grind. He's doing okay. I think he's doing his own editing, or he's got another editor. The new editor is better. Justin was the one who made his videos look like a seasickness simulator because they constantly had pan and zooms. 0:50:14 Unknown_13: His videos still suck. Unknown_13: And a big reason why they suck is because he will randomly just start talking about sex. He'll post pictures of himself holding boglins up to his man tits. He'll talk about sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass. And it's just like awful to listen to him. But... Every new year, coincidentally, Jim Sterling puts out his most popular video of the year, the top 10 shittiest games of that year. And sure enough, I did watch his half hour long top 10 shittiest games of 2024. And I have to admit. 0:50:47 Unknown_13: Even though he is so viscerally disgusting, even though he is still on the decline, he is still a great consumer advocate. And I would like to play just a minute of Jim Sterling in a positive way. I'm going to be a positive poly. I'm going to show you a little segment of him just completely tearing apart a game that I... Unknown_13: Based on what he says... Would agree... Is a shitty game... I've never even heard of this game... But it's like offensive in concept... And this is like... He's got like a butthole for... That's just... Like his sense of humor is fucking retarded... But I will play this... Because I... I thought... I want to show you guys... That he is at his heart... a good consumer advocate. And it's a shame that we have so many autists out there who have like this actual gem of talent, of something good about them, and they're just like a raunchy, brain-rotted, sex-pest retard. And they will never benefit from, and we will, as a society, will never benefit from them. 0:51:40 Unknown_17: Funko Fusion! Unknown_17: Funko Fusion is a gift to all who hate Funko Pops, as few things make a better case for how the soulless brand of plastic tat has homogenized pop culture than a game that seeks to make Masters of the Universe, Scott Pilgrim, Jurassic 0:53:21 Unknown_14: The fucking thing- I went to go pee and the fucking thing froze on me. Unknown_13: Sorry, chat. Sorry, chat. I fucked up. Give me a second. Unknown_14: I don't want to play. Unknown_14: Oh lord. Unknown_14: The hamster is blinking. Unknown_13: I did, I went to go, I know what the clip is, so I went to go pee, and the fucking video just stops playing. I honestly... At least we know that I'm still gonna have continuous tech issues at all times. It legit won't fucking load. 0:53:57 Unknown_14: Is like my VPN broken? Unknown_14: Oh, okay, one second. Let me change my VPN. This might break OBS. Unknown_14: Okay, my VPN has changed. Unknown_14: I'm trying to load the internet up now. 55 minutes might be a new record before I broke up. 0:54:31 Unknown_13: Dude, not a single tab on Mull that is opening now. Unknown_14: I legit don't know what I've done. Unknown_14: I might have to... Oh my god. So this is what I mean. Like, I went through all this bullshit to try and get this shit set up. Unknown_13: And it's just, um... It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how much prep work I do to, like, make sure that I... that my streams go well. It's just like there's some horrific fucking nightmare that happens. 0:55:09 Unknown_14: What if I just disconnect the VPN? Unknown_14: Does that work? No, that also does not work. Unknown_14: What the fuck am I going to do if it just doesn't work? Unknown_14: How am I supposed to show stuff? Unknown_14: If I restart the thing now, 0:55:42 Unknown_14: It won't even save my tabs. Unknown_14: That's very frustrating. Unknown_14: Because it's... Unknown_13: Give me a second. I'm gonna have to clear my head. Can I hear you know what I know how to save this really quick Oh 0:56:47 Unknown_22: So gross. Okay. Unknown_13: So I'm in a bad position where I cannot load anything. But the things that I've already loaded are ready to go. So I will simply play the audio from a different browser if I need to. I will spare you guys the rest of Jim Sterling. It was a very scathing review of this stupid-ass fucking game. I just wanted to show you guys what anybody could like about him. Unfortunately, there's no point in doing this because it's fucked over. 0:57:22 Unknown_13: So here's the real conundrum with Jim Sterling is that he is currently at 740,000 subscribers. And for both 900,000 and 800,000 subscribers, after he dipped under, he put out a video called the under X 100,000 subscribers. And they're excellent because they're just dripping with contempt and vitriol. And he inaccurately pinpoints. 0:58:05 Unknown_13: him becoming a tranny with his decline in viewership, even though he was losing subscribers before he truned out. Unknown_13: and had stagnated for like a full year before he started losing subscribers. So the real issue with Jim Sterling is that his content was not good. He was just kind of putting in minimum effort. His editing was awful. And his humor became extremely sexually charged and disgusting. And when he became a tranny, It just became even more disgusting. So he never once stopped to contemplate if being extremely gross and unfunny and constantly complaining about shit and not actually putting out video game content was perhaps a declining factor. But he still says that it's because he's a tranny. So what I'm saying is those under X hundred thousand subscriber videos are awesome. 0:58:46 Unknown_13: The issue is that he's losing about 1,000 subscribers every other week. Which means that, theoretically, he will not dip under 700,000 this year. 0:59:21 Unknown_13: It would probably be about mid-next year. However, I have a thought. Unknown_13: There's a chance that Jim will get very, very close to dipping under 700,000 subscribers. Unknown_13: And I have a feeling that at a certain point he wants to complain about how everybody is mean to him now because he's a tranny. So he will go out and he will put out a cry video before he gets under 700,000 just because he can't wait to rip that mandate off and let the world know that doth verily he is a victim. So my prediction is that Jim Sterling is going to make a preemptive under 700,000 subscriber special if he does not actually dip under 700,000. 1:00:07 Unknown_13: um so that's that's jim sterling next um ppp and andy warsky i predicted that ppp and andy warsky will continue to do well because last year in 20 or 2023 they uh had just kind of started keno casino and it had taken off and i assumed that they would probably continue on that trajectory So I was correct. But in the interest of being interesting, I will make a more interesting prediction than Keno Casino does well. My prediction is Andy Worski will do something stupid. 1:00:49 Unknown_13: I figure we'll keep it spicy. Andy Worski is going to fuck up something, somehow, someway. I feel it's a safe bet. And so for the sake of not being boring... Unknown_13: We'll throw that out there. I feel like I'm going to look like a prognosticator at the end of the year. Unknown_13: So, that's the... Ethan Ralph. Unknown_04: Okay. Unknown_14: Do I have a tab for him? 1:01:27 Unknown_14: Oh, I do. Unknown_14: But I can't... Let's see... Unknown_13: So, Ethan Ralph, I predicted, would have a Mexican child. A little Pablo Ralph. And I was wrong. Unknown_13: Ralph, I think, did hook up with Pansuela, which was the name of a Mexican prostitute that... Unknown_13: That we suspected he was trying to pass off as a girlfriend because he was. They were together for like a couple days. And then she started making fun of him on social media or something. So probably he didn't pay her. And then they made like a makeup post. And then nobody ever heard from her ever again. So Ralph is very alone in Mexico. And he's not very interesting anymore. 1:01:57 Unknown_13: I'm not sure where he's at. Someone said that he was having a pill stream. His stream just ended, so he gave up on his 2024 live stream for whatever reason just now, like 12 minutes ago. So I can't show you that, but he got 800 views. It had under 200 live viewers. He probably just wasn't getting enough money, so he gave up. 1:02:32 Unknown_13: So my prediction for Ralph is that he's going to get so down bad in terms of finances that he's going to get really desperate and he's going to do something incredibly fucking stupid. Maybe not even funny, just stupid. Because this year he didn't do anything. He stagnated in all fronts. Unknown_13: He just got older and he didn't really do anything that interesting besides do his litigation shit. So I think 2025, his money is going to get so bad that he's going to start acting proper pants on head retarded. 1:03:07 Unknown_13: So that's that. Unknown_13: Patrick... Unknown_13: S. Tomlinson Child. Patrick Tomlinson, last year, I predicted, would learn nothing and will still be childing people. And, whoa, whoa, whoa, I was right. And so for 2024, I predicted he would learn nothing and will still be childing people. And, well, well, well, I am right. This is now on Blue Sky. He uses Blue Sky less than Hex, despite his best efforts. 1:03:43 Unknown_13: So he is still on fucking blue sky childing people and he's still on fucking hex childing people. It's a historical fact, child. That's because you are stupid, child. Unknown_13: Everything they need to know about you, child. Unknown_13: I am a he, child, and no, those were facts. Hush, child, wrong it again, child. I am calling you a child, child. No, child, I didn't. The F-35 is supersonic and all models, child. Even the Stalvel F-35B. TDS is just what traitors call patriotism, child. And then, of course, he was childing people. Oh, I can't load it, but... Just take my word on it. He's shouting people on New Year's Eve. And he was shouting people on Christmas fucking day. Multiple childs came out on Zitter to stalker children on the day of Christmas. And he was there to reprimand them all. So... 1:04:48 Unknown_13: I predict in 2025, Patrick S. Tomlinson will learn absolutely nothing and will continue to child people on Twitter. Unknown_13: However, I'm going to keep it a little bit frisky because I've been right twice in a row and I'm definitely going to be right three times in a row. Unknown_13: In 2024, Patrick S. Tomlinson did something that took a lot of people by surprise. He sued somebody. He didn't just sue anybody. He sued the city of Milwaukee and several named police officers as a part of their agency. 1:05:23 Unknown_13: And I think that he probably actually has a decent claim. So... Unknown_13: In 2025, I predict he will settle out of court and the win will go straight to his head. And because he will learn nothing and will continue to child people, he will let that big win parlay over into an epic fuck-up, the likes of which you can't even imagine. Unknown_13: That is my prediction for Patrick Tomlinson. Child. Unknown_13: Yes, that's over the swatting. 1:05:59 Unknown_13: So I think that he'll... I mean, they legit have done him dirty. I don't know why the fuck they haven't learned yet that the calls of people pranking his house are not real. There's not actually black children being ground up into pepperoni in his basement. So the fact they keep putting him in fucking handcuffs is definitely a deprivation of civil rights. Unknown_13: I think they'll settle. And I think that his winning will give him a big head and he'll try to sue 100 anonymous people again. Unknown_13: So, next. 1:06:34 Unknown_13: Coach Red Pill. Unknown_13: I remarked that it was last year, just to kind of contextualize this, I remarked that it was very fascinating that Coach Red Pill was in a Ukrainian prison. Unknown_13: And that big people were talking about Coach Red Pill, the Coach Red Pill, our coach. It wasn't too long ago, it wasn't so many years ago, that Coach Red Pill wasn't Gonzalo Lera, the Chilean-American prisoner of war, journalist held against his will in a despotic foreign country for speaking his truth about the Kiev regime. 1:07:17 Unknown_13: He was just coach. He made shitty little videos and we knew him personally. We spoke to him in fucking discord calls. I was planning on going on a train ride with him from Odessa to Vladivostok down to Beijing. He was just some guy. So it was very remarkable to me that people were talking about him that were big people. Unknown_13: And in 2024, it's very, very remarkable that Coach Red Pill died. He died in a Ukrainian prison from pneumonia. There is a lot of speculation about if that condition was inflicted upon him deliberately through mistreatment from the Ukrainian government due to his stance of being pro-Putin. 1:07:59 Unknown_13: But he's dead. I did a stream on him. You can go watch that if you're more curious. But it is still surreal to me that Coach Red Pill died in a Ukrainian prison because he couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut. And I will again remind everybody listening, as a former expat myself, never, ever, ever, Talk politics in a foreign country. You don't know anything. If anybody asks you, you don't know. Just say that you're an American there to spend money. Unknown_13: Don't become intimately involved. The rest of the world is not the United States. They don't share your values. They don't share your beliefs. They don't have that, I disagree with what you have to say, but I defend to the death your right to say it. That doesn't exist outside of the U.S., and it barely exists in the U.S. anymore. So just shut the fuck up if you're a foreign citizen in a foreign country. Especially if it's at war. So that's my thoughts on Coach. I would be completely remiss not to say that, because I didn't actually have a prediction for him. I definitely didn't predict that he would fucking die. 1:08:31 Unknown_13: But I feel like I have to mention him. 1:09:09 Unknown_13: Next, Trump. My prediction formally with Donald Trump was that he would win, but only if they arrested him because it would be very funny. Unknown_13: Now, I was wrong if in the most literal sense. He did win, but he didn't win because he got convicted of any crimes. He did win because it was very funny. He was shot at. So my prediction was before that. And very bizarrely, I could not have ever predicted that Joe Biden would have stepped down, leaving Kamala Harris 100 days to formulate a campaign to beat Donald Trump. 1:09:48 Unknown_13: So the election was hysterical. The stream I did with PPP and Andy Worski and a bunch of other people that they brought on, definitely one of my favorite streams of all time. It was an exhilarating stream. I really felt like I was watching history be made with a bunch of people and sharing that moment with them. And I'm very happy to be a part of it. Unknown_13: Awesome, awesome election night. Unknown_13: I definitely was wrong that he got convicted of anything. However, I do have a prediction for 2025. 1:10:20 Unknown_13: My prediction is that Donald Trump will enact fair access to financial services and will post hoc make all politicized financial censorship a treason charge. Then he will personally designate me the executioner of every single risk officer for all payment processing companies in the United States, and it will be my solemn duty to put them on their fucking knees and blow their brains out legally as a part of due process. That is my official prediction. Lock it in. Unknown_13: It's happening. 1:11:03 Unknown_13: It's totally happening, trust me. I just got a good feeling about this one. Unknown_13: Okay, so, next. Unknown_13: Let's see, let's... I have a couple tabs that I don't really have any order for. I don't have, like, a name. So I'm just going to kind of go through them real quick. Unknown_13: I did have a Juju one, didn't I? Unknown_13: I don't think I predicted anything for Juju. But, um... Let me check my notes real quick. I have my notes. 1:11:39 Unknown_14: Okay. Unknown_14: Notes. Unknown_13: Um... Oshun had Pete's Kefals. I do have a Kefals thing. Skeptic didn't have anything for him. Baked. Rakeda... Unknown_13: No, I didn't even have a thing for Juju. Unknown_13: Juju did put on the medallion for 2024. And as we all know, that means that you're cursed. So as a part of that curse... 1:12:11 Unknown_13: Um, Juju lost Sean. Now, I would like to explain real quick, because I know not everybody is 100% caught up on Maddie lore. Um, Juju the Cow, aka Dax Herrera, man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, runs a show called The Dick Show. And The Dick Show is several hundred episodes in. It came about as a result of, um, the breakup between Maddox, um, an old school internet troll, and him doing the biggest problem in the universe. Um, With him, Sean, the audio engineer, came along, and there's been a running joke on the show that they're looking for a co-host. 1:12:48 Unknown_13: Even though Sean is obviously the co-host. Unknown_13: But it's always just been like Sean the audio engineer and Dick and then like a random person to fill in. And they call that person the co-host. That's the gimmick of his show. Unknown_13: Sean is a very normal person. He was someone who struggled with depression in his life. He took SSRIs. So he was... Unknown_13: An extremely chill guy, just like calm of the world, had the most normie takes in the entire world. He would nod along to a lot of what Dick said, but every so often he would be like, you know what? 1:13:24 Unknown_13: I disagree. I disagree. I have normie opinions about this. I think that things are fine, actually. I think that that's okay. I trust the science. I trust some of what I am told. And I think you're being a little bit ridiculous. And many people thought that Sean's normie takes were bad takes. And I, even if you disagree with them, I think it's important every so often to expose yourself to a contrary opinion, even if it's a lukewarm take that just trusts what he sees. Because if you don't, then you enter an echo chamber, you enter a bubble, and you have a feedback loop of people just agreeing with you constantly. Um, that's why I still sometimes listen to people like Jim Sterling. Cause it's like, I, I feel like I need to break check myself cause I go fucking crazy. So sometimes I need to hear that there are differing opinions of mine. Um, and with the Kiwi farms, I go out of my way to grant extra special leeway. 1:13:56 Unknown_13: uh to people who are contrary to the majority of the forum to the zeitgeist of the forum when um that you know it's just like a opinion type thing so because i i feel like it's important that people like that are heard because you don't want to just hear what you have to say all the time repeated back to you and i think that a lot of people are very addicted to that kind of thing 1:14:45 Unknown_13: So Sean served an important role of providing normalcy and a contrary opinion every so often. And I think that even though I haven't listened to The Dick Show in 200 plus episodes at this point, I think that the show is going to be poor for it. And I don't think that Dax has the capacity to find somebody normal enough who A, wants to be on the show. And B, will actually provide a contrary opinion to him. Sean left, and I kind of respect Sean for being honest. What he said is that he left because he didn't like being on the show. And he didn't like hearing the things that Dick said. And he says that the show made him an angrier, more bitter, less sociable person. And he didn't enjoy it anymore, so he wanted to leave. 1:15:31 Unknown_13: which is a crazy thing to say, not just to somebody that you've been friends with for a very long time because Sean and Dick go way back, way, way back. Unknown_13: And I want to say that Dick helped him when he was like an alcoholic or something. And he's always felt like a blood debt to him. So it's one thing to be in that kind of a disposition towards somebody and then say that kind of thing to their face. And it's another thing to say it on the show. But I will remind you that Dick has said many times that if you have any kind of beef with him, you should air out the laundry on the show live because he likes that drama, which is why... 1:16:12 Unknown_13: When I told Dick I would not be appearing on the Dick Show anymore, I did it kind of as a surprise just on the live because he said that. He said if you're going to cause problems with him, you got to do it on the show. So I did and so did Sean and now he's gone. Unknown_13: So now the question is what happens with Dick? Unknown_13: I don't think that he'll be able to replace Sean with anyone that will fill Sean's niche. And at the absolute worst, he'll just fill it with Vito the pedo and then have two shows where he talks to a fucking pedophile who can't ever really contradict him because he's a slave pedophile whipping boy. So I'm not really sure what to expect. However, what I absolutely, positively did not fucking expect is that Dick... 1:16:49 Unknown_13: is having a child. Marie Valenzuela is his long-term girlfriend that he stole from Maddox. They broke up, and then he got with his ex-girlfriend, and that was a big point of contention. Him cucking Maddox was like deep lore. Not going to get into all that, but her role as being a girlfriend to Dick is crucial to his persona. 1:17:25 Unknown_13: And she is 40-something, and she is pregnant. Now, I had made the prediction a while ago that the Dick Show saga would end with Marie blowing his fucking brains out, because I was 100% convinced that Dick got snipped, and then just kept telling Marie, oh, you know, we'll keep trying, and if it happens, if it's meant to be, it'll happen. If it's meant to be, it'll happen. And then, for whatever, somehow, I don't know if they did IVF or what... Unknown_13: But she's pregnant. Now, as many of you guys will know, I vehemently protest when people say, like, oh, a woman becomes infertile at 28 because that's fucking retarded. But I'm not like a science denier, okay? 40 is pushing it for having a kid. And it's a geriatric pregnancy. It is automatically a high-risk pregnancy. It's a big deal. Having a kid at 40 is like... 1:18:07 Unknown_13: It's not a trivial matter. So it makes me think it's IVF, which is crazy to me because it's like, did Dick agree to this? Is he actually snipped? Is Sean the father? How did this happen? This is actually interesting because I don't know how this came about. It has to be planned. There's no way it's not. She's 40. And to make things worse, it's a daughter. 1:18:42 Unknown_13: Dax Herrera, a man who hates women with every fiber of his body, who has made a career for the last 20 years singularly based off women bad and fat women even worse, is having a daughter. Which is the most dire, dire thing that I think I could ever say without there being some kind of bodily harm or molestation involved. Um, it's just, I, I really hope the whole Dax Herrera thing is like a persona and that he's not actually going to embed the deep seated self loathing, um, that I think he is going to. And I hope that nothing happens to her. So I don't know what to expect. I told Dick a long time ago that I felt the natural project projection for his show, um, 1:19:13 Unknown_13: was that he would grow up, get married, and have kids, and then the show would transition from the perma-bachelor to the lifestyle type thing, which is a very natural progression that many personalities online undergo. Trisha Paytas had a baby. Now her channel is about her lifestyle and having kids. PewDiePie had a baby. He doesn't really do video game stuff as much anymore, but he publishes a lot of vlogs about what it's like to be a dad. There's many channels like that. That's how you know that you're old. All the people that you used to watch are having kids now. They're married. 1:19:58 Unknown_13: And I thought it was natural for Dick to go the same way. So it's like, is he going to get rid of all the dead weight that he's accumulated and transition into something like that? Or is he going to still, despite having a daughter and being a father, going to go around saying, women bad? That is a million dollar question. 1:20:31 Unknown_13: And I have a sneaking suspicion that the Giga Chad woman hater, Dax Herrera, is less immune to disposition changes as a result of being a father of a daughter than he would imagine himself to be. Unknown_13: So, I'm going to make the very dangerous prediction, chat, that Dax Herrera will grow the fuck up just a little bit in 2025. 1:21:05 Unknown_13: We'll see. We'll see. I am exhibiting a level of positive poly that could not prior have been predicted. The charts were not designed to encapsulate that level of positive polyness, but it's happening. I am like Super Saiyan 3 God right now in terms of positive polyness. Unknown_14: Okay, next. Unknown_13: Let's see what I have. I have notes and then I have stray tabs. I'm trying to keep myself straight and not get lost. You're very, very, very lucky that I don't have the ability to play YouTube videos because my MOVAD browser is somehow disconnected from the internet. Because I would be playing for you right now Dylan Mulvaney's Days of Girlhood official music video. Now that might come as a surprise to you because Dylan Mulvaney was like a flash in a pan 1:21:36 Unknown_13: I think Dylan Muldaney perfectly encapsulates the peak of the trans fad, the trans hysteria. 1:22:15 Unknown_13: This guy, this HSTS, lived in both LA and New York, tried to get into acting, tried to get into plays. Unknown_13: decided one day that he was going to be a woman and started a TikTok video. And he went from day 30 being a huge embarrassment that was being made fun of on the Kiwi farms to day 300 visiting Joe Biden at the White House to discuss trans issues or whatever the fuck with White House staffers. The most astroturfed industry plant ever in human history to try and normalize this gay retard shit to kids and other people. 1:22:56 Unknown_13: He had various scandals. I want to say, oh, the beer thing. Did that happen in 2024? Hold up. Unknown_13: Bud Light Tranny. 2023 so that happened in 2023 and then this video came out nine months ago so this was like the last real like huzzah that he had and now i've not heard anything from him um the companies don't want to touch him as much uh his music career didn't really take off 1:23:28 Unknown_13: He's a toxic brand, a liability. And very thankfully, I predict for 2025, 2026, and for the rest of my fucking life, I'll never hear about Dylan Mulvaney except for the day that he fucking dies. Unknown_13: If even that. If we're lucky. Unknown_13: Um, he is over. It's over. The trans hysteria shit is fucking over. Everyone is over it. We're done. It's all downhill from here. And Mulvaney perfectly, perfectly conceptualizes how fucking fake this shit was, how fucking gay this shit was, and how it was such a put-upon, such a lie from the very beginning. 1:24:14 Unknown_13: The pendulum has swung, chat. Unknown_13: And one more thing. So, I didn't bring this up. I don't really have a place to bring this up, but I thought this was very funny. Sam Hyde put out a video. I haven't watched it yet. I watched about 10 minutes of it before I had other shit to do to prepare for this stream. But he put out a video talking and he seemed very on point on message. I liked it Sam Hyde is one of those people that I want to like I promise I want to like him but I I have to 1:24:46 Unknown_13: I have to hope that certain things aren't true, and I have to hope that he has grown up in certain ways. I hope that Channing Crager has traumatized him in such a way that he'll never stick his dick in crazy ever again, and I hope that the marquee posting is both fake, and if it isn't fake, that he has learned from it, and he is no longer such a fucking retard. Unknown_13: But I want to like him. I think he's funny. He makes me laugh sometimes. For instance, this video was brought up... I actually saw this video live. I don't even know why. I don't know... Like, I don't watch Sam Hyde that often, so I don't know what made me watch this. And I remember laughing then, and now in, like, recent context, it made me laugh even harder. 1:25:28 Unknown_20: Sir! Unknown_20: I kill you! Sir, are you Indian? I killed you! Unknown_20: I'm killing you now, sir, because you're Indian. Unknown_20: Sir, I'm killing you because you're Indian. Sir, are you Indian? I'm killing you now. I'm killing you. Are you Indian? Because I'm killing you. Does it make sense? Unknown_20: Do you understand, sir? You're being killed because you're Indian by me of all people, sir. 1:26:02 Unknown_20: If you weren't Indian, I wouldn't be killing you. But you're Indian. I'm killing you, so you're Indian. Unknown_19: Our entire town is grateful to you for destroying the radscorpions. Thank you. Unknown_19: What can I do for you, sir? I can't show you the video for reasons I mentioned. Unknown_13: That goes on for five fucking minutes by the way half of it's this Let me explain I cannot show you the video so you just have to deal with it It's just him playing fallout imagine fallout. Unknown_18: That's what's happening Are you Indian I'm killing you 1:26:47 Unknown_21: You're dead. You died. You died the death of a coward. Unknown_21: You died the death of a deranged Indian schizophrenic coward person. Unknown_08: Ah, things are much more sad. Unknown_21: You're Indian. Unknown_20: You are Indian. Unknown_13: So, he deleted that video, by the way. I don't know. That feels a bit risque, even to me. So, I don't know how the fuck he got away with it. He just keeps getting away with it, Chad. I don't know. 1:27:18 Unknown_13: um i predict that sam hyde will be a respectable gentleman who has learned the mistakes of his path he was just a young as they say a young lad with his life ahead of him who does it was on a scholarship he was going to be the top 0.1 percent of our the best and brightest of this country and he made one little whoopsie doodle Whoopsie doodle, chat. Just one or two whoopsie doodles. And he's moved on. He's gotten better, chat. He's fixed. Channing's fixed him. She Christmas-exampled him. And now he's fixed. Good to know, chat. Good to know. Unknown_13: Next. Unknown_13: Okay. Unknown_13: So... 1:28:11 Unknown_13: There's a little thing going on. This thing proudly, very proudly, I like it when the community does stuff that I'm not involved in and it's just like a thing that people like to do and I don't have to pay attention to it. And this one, for whatever reason, has kind of escaped velocity from the Kiwi Farms and it's not a thing that people actually talk about like on Twitter and shit to the point where I feel like I should canonize it. Unknown_13: And actually make trophies and send them out to people. Unknown_13: Because trophies are cheap, if you didn't know. 1:28:44 Unknown_13: Even custom ones. I'm of course talking about locale of the year. And the results are right there. Unknown_13: It's not even fucking close. Voting in this year's locale of the year feels like a fucking election in the DPRK. Even I. What's the thing that XKCD said about voting for Hillary Clinton in 2016? It's like, sure she sucks, but she's not as bad as Donald Blumpf. So you gotta hold your nose and do the right thing. I was like, I sure do love my boss man Jack, but Nick Riccata, I just got to steaky and cast my vote for him as Lowell Cowell of the Year. There has never been a star that has shined so brightly and burned out so horrifically in the 13 years now, 13 fucking years coming up in February on the Kiwi Farms. Truly, someone probably will never be surpassed. There probably will never be anybody quite like Nick Riccata who comes along ever again. 1:29:24 Unknown_13: So very obvious he will be picked as locale of the year. And let's really explain why. For 2023, I predicted going into 2024, that Nick Riccata would be shot in the back of the head by a gay Nazi. Let me explain. Unknown_13: That requires a little bit of background. So Riccata... 1:30:07 Unknown_13: join the scene through Dick Masterson show. He did a very small YouTube channel where he had a couple friends and they just talked about locale litigation. Great idea. Funny, you know, his legal analysis of stupid, simple things that didn't really matter was a great idea. Um, so he joined, um, the Dick show to talk about the Maddox case, uh, cause Maddox sued Dick Masterson, um, Unknown_13: In New York, Rick Hayden did a whole series explaining why his lawsuit was dog shit. Went on to the Dick Show to talk to Dick about why the lawsuit was dog shit. Made fun of Maddox. And then he also did other stuff. He talked about locales on the Kiwi Farms. He took legal documents that he knew were on the site. Talked about Russell Greer suing Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift. Read Russell Greer's books. Did a bunch of stuff. Made a bunch of content. 1:30:43 Unknown_13: Um, and he had this thing about him where he drank whiskey. Cause of course lawyers all drink whiskey. Um, he had a wife that was his wife for 20 fucking years. He had five children. I want to say it's, I always forget how many there's a lot that's to show you. And it's like, wow, you have this guy. He is a Christian. He's monogamous, faithfully married to the same woman that was his high school sweetheart in And together they had a big, beautiful family in a small town in central Minnesota. Everybody liked him. And he latched on to a particular case that came out of nowhere. Where Vic Mignogna, the voice actor for Dragon Ball Z. I always forget who it is. He's a voice actor. I always want to say Goku, but then people correct me. It's like Gohan. Anyways, he's a voice actor. Very flamboyant and drama guy. 1:31:50 Unknown_13: And he got fired over unsubstantiated sexual harassment claims in Funimation, if I remember correctly. Broly, sorry. Isn't Broly like a combination character of like Goku and some other guy? Like, isn't he like a fusion of two other characters? Unknown_13: Anyways, Vic gets fired, and Rikea thinks this is bullshit, and he tells Vic Mignogna, buddy, you should sue. You should sue for, I think it's defamation. 1:32:29 Unknown_13: And he does. And so he starts up a crowdfund. He gets his family friend attorney, a Thai beard involved. He crowdfunds hundreds of thousands of dollars to support this man and restoring his life. Unknown_13: And the case goes south. Thai beard fucks up the case. It is dismissed on technicalities that could have been avoided if Thai beard was timely in his filings. Unknown_13: As a result, because of anti-slap measures in Texas to protect freedom of speech, the fee-shifting provisions put hundreds of thousands of dollars of attorney's fees on Vic Mignogna. He is devastated by this financial shortcoming, but he still has work in the industry, so he's happy to get away with the skin of his teeth, basically. And the loss doesn't faze Rakeda because he's doing well. He moves on to cover big trials like Rittenhouse and Johnny Depp. He gets over 100,000 live concurrent viewers. He makes more money than VTubers. In the English-speaking YouTube, he makes more money in Super Chats than the fucking VTubers. He rakes in over $2 million in Super Chats over his career. 1:33:09 Unknown_13: And then he starts getting a little bit too drunk and he gets a little bit too raunchy. Things look like they're going downhill. He talks about sex more and more. People are turning on him because his content is changing. His character has changed. People are upset. 1:33:49 Unknown_13: And the huge turning point is that in 2022, I want to say, Rakeda tells a known litigious guy that he is a pedophile who has always liked sucking little baby dick. Unknown_13: And this guy sues Nick Riccato. And I believe in Riccato's mind that this is free content. Another Lowell Cow lawsuit. Me personally involved. This time I'll crowdfund defenses and I'll make all the money that I gave Vic Mignogna to myself. I'll make even more money talking about my silly LOL Cow litigation ongoing. I'll win this bad boy and I'll finally be a real practicing lawyer, right? Well, he had lost the goodwill of his audience, and in addition to that, because what he said about Montegraff was actually pretty horrific, nobody donated to his fund, so he had $6,000. Unfortunately for him, he made the decision to hire one of the most prominent defense attorneys for free speech issues in the entire country, Mark Mendoza. who charges a lot of money, a lot of money. And I know that he charges a lot of money because it has been revealed just yesterday that Nick Ricada took out a loan against his own home, which was paid in full by the trust account his family gave him to fund his lawsuit. And I assume that because of the timing, but he took out $300,000 against his home to pay for Mark Randazzo. Well, as he continues to drink and continues to flounder in his lawsuit, uh, defending its Montegraph, um, his life really, truly fucking blows up in 2023. Um, he is, uh, completely sloshed on every single stream. Um, talking about going to like sex parties and shit. It's just a nightmare. Um, and he's like gaslighting me behind the scenes. So, um, 1:35:44 Unknown_13: He had this fascination with a movie called American Beauty, which I've never watched, but I did watch a review, I think by Blackpilled, which really synopsizes how this movie is condensed, concentrated demoralization about how family is bad, monogamy is bad, children are bad, your life is a hopeless... 1:36:27 Unknown_13: slog of misery and things are just completely arbitrary and out of your control. So don't bother to do anything good anyways. He was obsessed with this movie. And at the end of this movie, a man who lives next door who is very conservative and very anti-gay just so happens to have a literal Fuhrer bunker in his basement and is also a closeted homosexual because this movie was written by members of the tribe. So to really circle this around, Unknown_13: I said that it was inevitable that Nick Ricada would be shot in the back of the head by a gay Nazi. 1:37:03 Unknown_13: I think I have two clips to play from my prediction streams, and I will play them for you now. These are from my hard drive, so they should work. I had hoped this is for better from him. So, I don't know. I don't know what to expect for Ricada. Because my... Unknown_13: My instinct is very negative, but I find it difficult to sit here and say for 2024, I believe that Rakeda will be divorced and he will be shot in the back of the head by a gay Nazi. You know, I don't want to say that. Unknown_13: Actually, you know what? Fuck it. 2024, Nicholas Rakeda will be shot in the back of the head by a gay Nazi and lock it in. That's my prediction. 1:37:38 Unknown_13: Okay, and then I have another video talking about this a couple days afterwards, because I think he put out this video in the meantime, and I was commenting on that. Unknown_09: An interesting and... Unknown_09: I don't know. I'm here for it. There's not much you can do about most things. So you just kind of ride with it. Life is like a plastic bag. 1:38:11 Unknown_13: Some days you're floating in the wind, helpless to every desire and momentary whim of life as a flow. And then one day you wake up. naked in bed next to your daughter's best friend and you are shot dead in the back of the head by a closeted gay nazi you just can't be helped there's nothing you can do might as well just drink Unknown_13: Okay, so I double predicted it. I double predicted that Ricada would be shot in the back of the head by a gay Nazi. Was I right? Not in the literal sense. No, in the metaphorical sense with poetic liberty chat. 1:38:58 Unknown_13: Kind of. I introduce you to Aaron Emholt, who I can't show a picture of because my internet is broken on this browser. He hooked up with April Emholt and Aaron Emholt, a couple. Aaron was responsible for a radio broadcast in the area that made him kind of like a local celebrity. He ended up taking a show to the internet and he developed a friendship with Nick Ricada. Unknown_13: This transformed into an actual relationship where Aaron Emholt, Nick Rakeda, and their two wives did gay shit with each other, wife swapped, and had all sorts of debauched sexual encounters with each other, which ultimately resulted in Aaron Emholt snaking on Nick Rakeda, A metaphorical shot to the back of the head by a gay closeted Nazi. If you would give me the poetic liberties. 1:39:53 Unknown_13: It is a little bit eerily similar, Chad. Unknown_13: And this, of course, culminated and occurred after Nick was arrested. He was arrested in June, and it really doesn't feel like it was six months ago. He was arrested for possession of cocaine, possession of coke in a felony amount, possession of cocaine with weapons, because if you have weapons and controlled substances in the same room together, which he did, allegedly, based off the indictment, That's an additional crime. And then he caught one other particular charge. His daughter, who he has called on stream his favorite child, tested positive for cocaine. She had metabolites in her hair, which indicated to the forensic analysis team that she had ingested cocaine in such a quality that they could not be... 1:40:37 Unknown_13: That they met the threshold, not just by a little bit, by a lot, multiple times over the threshold, which seems to indicate, based off her issues with night terrors, Rakeda's statements that cocaine has medical qualities to it, and the fact that she did, in fact, ingest enough cocaine to test positive for it, that he may have given her cocaine as a treatment to her sleeping issues. And this opened Pandora's box and fully, finally, and totally collapsed the house of cards that was the Necrocata streaming empire. And it was truly an empire where he was a king. He had serfs. He had actual lawyers donating their time to just appear on his stream so that they might catch a spark of what he had made for himself. And a couple years later, he is sitting in a county jail facing multiple felonies for a crime that a lot of people consider unforgivable. Because it wasn't just impacting him, it was impacting his family. A family that people had vicariously come to love. Because it was the family of their guy that they thought was doing a really good thing. 1:42:13 Unknown_13: So, it all came tumbling down. Unknown_13: And now I'm in an interesting situation where I know that his house is being foreclosed on. He's selling half of his property. I think I discussed this in private with somebody. I'm just kind of talking. I predicted that in private. Unknown_13: He will probably settle the foreclosure with proceeds from the second home. I am not expecting him to become homeless. Unknown_13: I am expecting him to take a plea deal, which will be to accept a felony and maybe one to five years of probation. And if he is smart, he will find a way to settle with Montagraph immediately. But for ego reasons, that one's a little bit harder for me to believe. 1:42:56 Unknown_13: And then, of course, April Imhalt will shoot him in the back of the head like in American Beauty. Unknown_13: That's actually basically my prediction. Because the one thing that's kind of simmering in the background that doesn't get as much attention because it's not Nick Riccata, and Nick Riccata is the one that can't close his fucking mouth, is that he now has two women. He has the ex-wife of Aaron Imhalt. I believe April's name is back to Anderson, April Anderson, but Imhalt is what I've come to know her by. 1:43:35 Unknown_13: And he's still married to Kayla, his loving, adoring wife of 20 years. Unknown_13: So he has kind of pitted these two women against each other. And women don't really murder people all that often. It happens, but it's not usually a sadistic crime like it is with sexual sadists who are almost always men. Unknown_13: Um, women kill out of love, Chad. They kill out of passion. And they usually only kill one person, and that's their husband, or their boyfriend, or their baby daddy. Uh, and that would be Nick or Kata in all three contexts. So... 1:44:10 Unknown_13: It is possible that if... Because it's kind of hard to explain unless you've talked to him in private, which I have. And he's a gaslighter. He likes to talk to you. He likes to bullshit. He likes to lie about things you know he's lying about because he just enjoys lying. And I feel like when you think about what he's doing, because he's not working, he's not streaming, like, what is he doing? I feel like he's really just reveling in this constant pitter-patter, catty back-and-forth shit where he just plays with these two retards all day and night and fucks with them. And he just derives infinite enjoyment from having women fight over him. That's what I think is happening in the background. And of course, that's how you get shot in the back of the head by a woman. So it's a very real, I'm not even joking. I'm not joking about it like I was the year prior. I feel like that's a real legitimate non-zero percent chance outcome of his current lifestyle and trajectory. 1:44:48 Unknown_13: Especially if there's drugs involved and especially if there's money involved and especially if there's money and drugs both evaporating while he's continuing to do these things. 1:45:24 Unknown_13: So just to recap again, I think that he will settle the foreclosure by selling the other house. He will take a plea deal, which cops him a felony, but gives him a couple years probation. Unknown_13: I don't know what to predict about Montagraph. As I said, if he's smart, he will find a way out of that immediately. And it may even be closed. We may never know what will happen. And then if he doesn't resolve the April shit amicably, I think that she might shoot him. Oh, I forgot. That wasn't actually the prediction I wrote down. I have it in my notes. 1:46:01 Unknown_13: My official real prediction this time for Nick Ricada is that he will deliver the body cam footage to me. I will receive the body cam footage. Unknown_13: And I will release the body cam footage chat. It's happening. It will happen this year. It's coming. Stalker child. Body cam footage child. You're already mine. It's happening. 1:46:33 Unknown_13: okay um next ruski what do i got i got um queen cafalls queen cafalls in 2024 very early into it yeah in january even had an interview with the christine weston chandler and thankfully this is the only thing i have to say about queen cafalls 1:47:07 Unknown_13: Just as a brief recap, in case you don't know, Kefals randomly decided one day that because I took issue with the fact that he got Destiny banned from Twitch, which is a weird sentence to say these days, but there was a time where Destiny streamed on Twitch and a tranny got him kicked off because he didn't 100% support trannies in sports. Unknown_13: Then this tranny called Keffels started openly bragging about how I took away your primary source of income, Stephen. I made fun of the tranny. Then the tranny went apeshit, tried to get my website erased from the annals of history and from the Internet. Failed. Ended up spending all the money he crowdfunded for legal expenses on drugs. Unknown_13: ended up waking Liz Fong Jones out of his brickhead-induced stupor, which started the end Kiwi Farm saga. 1:48:00 Unknown_13: Keffels has made repeated attempts to come back into the public eye, has failed every single time, and I hope that I will never, ever, ever, ever have to talk about this gross retard tranny with the meaty flappers that he always puts on display ever again. Inshallah. You know, I hope. Unknown_13: And while everybody else was having a baby, guess who wasn't? Chris-Chan. Even though he kind of hinted that he might be. Unknown_00: When the child is actually coming into play. Or somewhere around that point. Or I just might keep y'all in the dark and let y'all know and wait until after the child is born. 1:48:49 Unknown_13: So Chris really made it sound like he was expecting actively a child to be born. This, of course, caught a lot of attention. But Chris came out and clarified that there is no pregnancy. Though it kind of makes it sound like he is actively trying to get his Finnish girlfriend, only known as Flutter, pregnant. Unknown_13: I predict in 2025, Chris Chen will not get anybody pregnant. Unknown_13: And we will be spared this fucking travesty. Unknown_13: Next, uh, tour swats. Um, for the last couple of years, there's been a string of swatting that never fucking stopped. Happened to Nick Rucata, happened to Ethan Ralph, happened to Dick Masterson, happened to Jim Madiker, happened to all these people over and over again. And it turned out to be one guy, um, who was, uh, 1:49:27 Unknown_13: Finally, finally arrested by the government in one of the very rare government did something moments. And he is facing a lot of charges many, many years behind bars. And we're all very happy to hear that. So I have no predictions for him. I just wanted to say that that was the thing that happened and it didn't even happen. Unknown_13: Also early in 2024, Epic threatened a rogue employee with the Epic... This was actually one of the scariest moments in the Drop Kiwi Farms stuff. Is that for years we had relied on Epic as our name registrar. They kept KiwiFarms.net up. 1:50:13 Unknown_13: And when Epic was bought out by a big company, we were immediately kicked off and their PR guy on Twitter basically lied and said that we were hosting illegal content, which we weren't. Unknown_13: So in response to this, my attorney, Matthew Harden, set up a crowdfunding system that put money directly into an IOLTA, which is a trust account. And we used this money to get Epic to post a retraction. 1:50:49 Unknown_13: And with that, we were able to accomplish some things on the technical level. By showing the retraction, we were able to bolster our claims that we're a legitimate website to certain registrars. Unknown_13: This money of $150,000, by the way, has not been all spent. But I will say this. Unknown_13: A lot of it has, and that is because of the case in Australia. And it's very frustrating because, to kind of sum this up, Liz Fung Jones sued a friend of mine that I have no business relationship with. Unknown_13: This is a malicious lawsuit. It is designed specifically to accomplish one thing. He wants to bankrupt people who are associated with me, even if they don't do anything to support the Kiwi Farms in any way, shape, or form. He just wants to terrorize people because he's a dark triad sexual sadist without a dick to rape. So he tries to rape people through power and control mechanisms such as lawsuits. That is my belief. 1:51:25 Unknown_13: He sued my friend for defamation. I don't have access to the documents, but part of his lawsuit is that we have a business relationship. So I'm put into this very awkward position. Where I am putting money into a solicitor, and I know for a fact that these are real people. This is not like a scam or anything. 1:51:59 Unknown_13: I know that there is a legal proceeding happening. Unknown_13: But I'm not privy to any information. Because for me to be actively involved in litigation would kind of hinder the purpose. So I... had made the very, very difficult decision to finance a lawsuit that I don't get to know much about because of the court system in Australia being not transparent. 1:52:36 Unknown_13: And I can't actually be a participant in any way, shape, or form because the allegation of the lawsuit is that me and Vinny have a business relationship, so me being involved is actively detrimental to the case. Unknown_13: So I just get to spend money and not get to talk about anything or even show people that things are progressing, even though I am vaguely aware that they're progressing very well in favor of any. The main reason why I had to make a very difficult decision to spend money on this purpose is that Liz Fong Jones won a default judgment against him, I believe to the effect of $450,000 Australian dollars. Unknown_13: And Vinny is a little bit of a businessman from what I understand. 1:53:18 Unknown_13: I think I can say this. He owns property. He does management or something. So he has a little bit of assets. And I think that he's even in bankruptcy. Because I pay the bills, so I can see the invoice. And the invoice says bankruptcy proceedings. So he's been bankrupted by Liz Fong Jones for the crime of being tangentially related to the Kiwi Farms. Unknown_13: And if Liz Fong Jones were to collect this money from this person, this money would be furloughed directly into a purpose-built account for the sake of fucking with the Kiwi Farms even more. But even more damaging than him having $450,000 Australian dollars to spend for the sole express purpose of trying to fuck over people, tangentially related to the Kiwi Farms, is that he would then have this judgment in Australia that says that he is an innocent victim. Who's been defamed because he came out on the internet and admitted to the entire world that he was credibly accused of rape in Geneva, Switzerland. So he would have this court document to wave around and say, look, it is defamatory. I did win. I'm a winner. I'm a victim. And the people accusing me of rape are liars. Look, it's in a court order. So I'm put in this position where I basically have no choice. Um, 1:54:38 Unknown_13: So in the future, I'm going to make sure that everything is in the United States. And I'm going to have the ability to cut these things off at the forefront, with or without anybody else's permission, because it's cheaper and more effective to do so. Unknown_13: But it's very, very frustrating. I am not in a... When I think about it, I get angry. Unknown_13: Liz Fong Jones... Unknown_13: is evil. And I mean evil in the way that human beings understand evil. We think of evil people as people who like to hurt others. And Liz Fong Jones, through his actions, has always come across as somebody who is thrilled who is rejuvenated by hurting people. And what he loves to do, the second thing that he loves to do more than hurt people, such as the time that he was credibly accused of rape. That's an example of hurting somebody and being thrilled by it, which Liz Fong Jones was. He was credibly accused of rape to the point where he had to go out onto Twitter and say, no, the rape accusations against me are false. 1:55:15 Unknown_13: The other thing that he likes to do is make money. And what does money do to somebody like Liz Fong Jones? It permits him to buy their tokens, their tokens of human misery. They allow you to buy other people's misery, which, of course, is exhilarating to somebody like him. 1:55:52 Unknown_13: I've met evil people before. Like, Vordrak is evil in the exact same way. He's a sadist. But Liz Song Jones is unique in having matched aptitude for causing human misery and apt ability to purchase human misery. And he is endeavored... He has started his own 501c3, and it's my opinion that he has founded this specifically so that the money he puts towards his harassment campaign against the Kiwi Farms is tax deductible because he's spending so much to harass us that it would benefit him to have a charity foundation that serves this purpose. 1:56:47 Unknown_13: Um, so, uh, nobody is, as I mentioned before, nobody's coming to save us. There is no Peter Thiel. There is no Elon Musk. Nobody's going to come in and step in and save us for us. Uh, we either head this training off and stop him from, uh, Unknown_13: building around the spinal cord of the internet like a cancer or we just permit it and then we're all worse off for it so there are days where it's like i'm exhausted and i don't want to do anything and then i think that there's a gross evil sexual status credibly accused of rape tranny out there trying to sue people into oblivion trying to terrorize people into silence trying to control the internet and i think i really just gotta do shit i gotta go out and i gotta do shit because 1:57:36 Unknown_13: If I don't, the tranny will, and the tranny will make everybody worse off for it. Unknown_13: So... That is the status report on the... By the way... Unknown_13: There's a law firm out there suing Smash JT, and I've heard of this KUSK before. K-U-S-K. It's an all-online law firm. Very familiar names. And I was thinking, I've heard of this KUSK before. Unknown_13: And I realized that one of the very few Australian documents that I've seen had a mention that my podcast, Man at the Internet, is transcribed by a law firm for Liz Fong Jones because he pays to see if there's any mention of Vinnie or Liz Fong Jones that he can use in his case to prove that we have a business relationship despite no business relationship existing. For instance, one of the things that he's pulled out of my podcast is a story that when we lived together in Australia many years ago, before the Kiwi Farms was even called the Kiwi Farms, before he had IP addresses, before I tried to start a hosting company, before any of that, we briefly lived together for less than half a year. 1:58:33 Unknown_13: And I went to Woolworth's with him, and he told me to eat raisin bread. And I bought Australian raisin bread, and it is delicious. And he actually used this in a court case to try and prove that there is a business relationship between us because at his suggestion, I went to Woolworth's and I bought raisin bread. and ate it. Unknown_13: So Cusk actively transcribes every mention of Liz Fong Jones, and Vincent Jin in particular, to try and cause problems. 1:59:22 Unknown_13: So I've actually had the belief that the Alyssa Mercant lawsuit is probably funded by Liz Fong Jones. And I think that cusk is basically just his legal department that he is funding to try and create a less free, less open internet where people are terrorized into silence against particularly vexatious litigant litigate vexatiously litigious people. I could say evil is real chat. Evil is real. Unknown_13: One other thing, by the way, that happened as a result of Liz Fong Jones in this is that a guy who posted about how Liz Fong Jones is a very, very difficult person to work with and a very unpleasant person to be around said, was supposedly doxxed by Cusk. So Liz Fong Jones paid this law firm to doxx this person who posted anonymously about how he is a very awful person to work with and then used this doxx to file a complaint with his HR department about how he's an evil bigot on the internet and should be fired. 2:00:10 Unknown_13: And supposedly, according to Liz Fong Jones, this person was indeed fired as a direct result of his probing into his workplace. Unknown_13: And it's a very interesting story because guess what? 2:00:45 Unknown_13: Expect unforeseen consequences. Unknown_13: Expect unforeseen consequences. Unknown_11: Now on that note, that's all I have to say about that. Unknown_13: Let's see. Unknown_13: I'm going to... One more thing. Random thing. Evil person Susan Wojcicki, former CEO of YouTube, dies. Bam! Hit the dab. Fuck that bitch. Glad she's dead. Hope Neil Mahan's next. 2:01:20 Unknown_13: And then we have a thread called, What was the best lolcal moment of 2024? Unknown_13: And I'm just going to read some user contributions to this. Unknown_13: Have a good time. Unknown_13: Uh, let's see. Oh, this. Oh my God. I can't even play this because, uh, actually I have like a minute of this loaded up. Should I play this? Unknown_06: Enemy sucks. Unknown_06: Chopin Steve. Oh no. 2:01:57 Unknown_13: No. This is a, this is a great video. It was a great video when it happened. It was a great video after it happened, and then it's even better somehow today. I'll give you the full rundown. In this video, over the course of 16 minutes, Nicholas Robert Rakeda, prior to his arrest, attempts to read a super chat by a person named AnimeSucksCopenSneed. Unknown_13: Now, this is funny on its face, not just because of the name, but because this person is a super chatter or was to the Internet podcast. 2:02:31 Unknown_13: And every time he super chatted, he linked to the 4chan automotive board where he had uploaded an image of an AI generated fat green dragon eating a pizza and farting. Unknown_13: And I had been Pavlov condition at this point in time. Unknown_13: to expect a picture of a fat green dragon eating pizza and farting when I hear that name. And I know that if Nick Riccata has received a super chat from this person, he will indeed see a picture of a fat green dragon eating a pizza and farting. So that's what I'm laughing at. However, as it continues, he reads the super chat, Nine times. He is so fucked up. He is so blacked out drunk that he's not forming new memories anymore. He has no short-term memory whatsoever. And he reads this message, I think, nine times in total. And at one point, he opens the image. Now, I, being the knower, know that he's looking at this image. And he pretends to masturbate to this horrific image that Animesocopin Sneed sent him. And that's funny. But it's also funny because he doesn't know that not everybody knows what was sent to him. So it just looks like in the middle of reading super chats and being blackout drunk, he starts masturbating apropos of fucking nothing, which is also funny. 2:03:55 Unknown_13: And now, a full year later, we can look at this and laugh at it even harder because Anime Sucks Copen Sneed was fucking insane and started a Kiwi Farms thread on himself because he's just crazy. He no longer is a super chatter. Unknown_13: in part because of all his drama about that. Unknown_13: But for a very brief moment, this crazy person was beloved by all, if only for a moment. Unknown_13: So that was a great clip. Unknown_13: um destiny sucking cock that's pretty funny that oh vows had his tax it was a folder called taxes that he had just downloaded a bunch of like weird porn to i want to say some of it was like pony porn or whatever it was like lollicon characters um that was pretty horrific we didn't need to see that oh concord holy shit 2:04:56 Unknown_13: I didn't even mention that. You know what's weird? I can't even show you this because it's in a YouTube video. But Jim Sterling ranked Concord as one of his shittiest games of the year. And what was really, really crazy about his review of Concord... He hated it because it was a shitty game. He said that the woke DEI stuff was only secondary. Because he's woke DEI or whatever the fuck. He says it was a shitty soulless game, which is why it failed. But... Unknown_13: Here was the shocking thing about Jim Sterling's review of Concord, which, if you don't know, was a game that Sony spent like a billion dollars on, released, and then shuttered completely in 11 days because nobody was playing it. Literally nobody was playing it. It had like 500 concurrent players at peak, which... makes the Jim Sterling review extra fascinating because I have seen many videos talking about Concord because it was like a fascinating failure. It's one of the biggest video game failures in all of history of the industry, even more than Atari, which killed the industry for years. What was really, really, really interesting about Jim Sterling's review of Concord 2:05:36 Unknown_13: that was unique to Jim Sterling's review of Concord was that it had live gameplay footage, which sounds like an obvious thing to include in a video, but almost all videos I've seen of Concord just had trailer footage and like tweets and paperwork. Jim Sterling is, was one of the 500 he was one of the only people in the world who got to play concord while it was up and i i was just like staring at the video thinking why the does this feel so weird and it occurred to me oh he's playing the game He's not just talking about it over a trailer and still images. He's actually playing the game. And he is the only person I've ever seen who commented on the gameplay of the game and it was negative. He said that he tried playing the support characters because it was a hero shooter like Marvel's or Overwatch. He tried playing a support character and... And he said that the gameplay was awful and the support characters had like the clunkiest skill sets that he's ever seen ever. And it was just awful to play. And I'm like, he actually played it. He actually played it. That's insane. 2:06:57 Unknown_13: That's how you know my boy James Stefani Sterling is a real video game journalist. He's not a pretender. Unknown_13: Um... Unknown_13: Let's see, King Cobra JFS getting an eviction after letting the bog hag into his house. 2:07:41 Unknown_13: Jackie Singh being made fun of by the FBI in the tour spots documents. Unknown_13: Catherine Lorelei and Liz Fong-Jones... Unknown_13: Was featured in the Washington Post article being outed as a sex fest on Blue Sky. I mean, Lorelai has been... Lorelai is, like, notorious. Because, um... Unknown_13: Way back in the early days of the Kiwi Farms, and I'm being dead serious, the name Lorelei sticks out to me because I think he literally named himself after the gym trainer from the Gen 1 Elite 4 of Pokemon. 2:08:17 Unknown_13: But the name sticks out to me because, from what I remember, Lorelei is a Troon, and he inherited a home from his grandma. And what he did, because he had all this extra space, is he let homeless trannies live with him in Grandma's house. Unknown_13: And then he would get them liquored up and rape them. Because I had somebody send me a video and it was in like a folder on like Lorelai.info slash fun slash sexy. And it was just a public directory where Lorelai had uploaded a video of him. It was like a video of a person getting fucked. and sucking dick, and then Lorelai was hopping around like a hobgoblin trying to grope stuff while this was happening. This was in 2014 that I got this video, and the person that sent it to me, that they were the person in the middle of it, like on the receiving end, and they said that they were invited to the house by Lorelai, that they were liquored up, and that they were too drunk to consent during that video, which he recorded and posted on the internet and shared around. 2:09:01 Unknown_13: So this person directly accused Lorelai of being a rapist. And because at this point in time, trannies were like untouchable, like 2013, 2016, nobody would ever want to believe anything bad about like a troon. Unknown_13: They had to come to the Kiwi farms to post this stuff because like the Tumblr rights at the time would never accept an accusation that a transgender was a rapist. so that's the the history of like the kiwi farms being like a bulwark against tranny shit goes back over a decade at this point um we were there when it first started happening on tumblr we were against it even then i was very anti like how they um blotted out criticism in their own community and then when it was at its worst in like 2016 and and the years after that we were like one of the only sites on the internet that allowed people to talk about this shit 2:10:22 Unknown_13: um oh eat it yeah dsp freaked out um i don't want to say freaked out i don't know what he's up to with ppp and stuff but there was a part where he was like yelling at his uh like haters and saying like take a spoon and eat shit out of my ass that's pretty unhinged and based to be quite honest Unknown_13: Brianna Wu admitting that they were trans only to be shit on by the trans community. Brianna Wu was a Gamergate person. I've talked about Brianna Wu on the Gumroad. Unknown_13: And he has hid being trans for like over a decade and then randomly decided at some point that he was going to come out and be a conservative troon like Blair White and be one of the good ones. And both sides completely and totally dumped ass all over Brianna Wu. And immediately he was like, well, I wish I never came out now. And then he became the number one most blocked person on Blue Sky for a brief moment before Jesse Signal took the trophy from him. So that was pretty funny as well. 2:11:15 Unknown_13: I can't click the next button. Let me see. Is there any stuff worth mentioning? Unknown_13: ReviewTechUSA deleting his entire channel. Oh, dude. I forgot about that. ReviewTechUSA deleted like a million plus subscriber channel. I can't remember why. It was like the most bullshit retarded reason ever. He wanted to say that... Oh, I remember. 2:11:49 Unknown_13: He publicly said, I just don't want the channel anymore, even though it's making $600 a month. I just it's just such a small amount of money. I don't even need it. I'm just going to delete the channel. And then someone said that he had been like involved in AdSense fraud where he was like doing fake clicks and shit to get extra AdSense money. And he had come under investigation. So he deleted his ReviewTech USA channel to stop that investigation so that he wouldn't lose AdSense on his live stream channel. 2:12:29 Unknown_14: That was pretty great. Unknown_14: oh the assassin killed a bystander then destiny said that killing random innocent people was based boogie faking his cancer says um chibi getting kicked out of his poly relationship i think that's it what's this 2:13:10 Unknown_14: Yeah, I'm going to call it there, I think. Unknown_13: Let me see. Oh, Anita's Arkeesian shitting on both Keffels and Rakeda. That's pretty funny. Unknown_13: Okay, and then I do have one very special segment before I... Unknown_13: Before I start reading the favorite moment Super Chats that I promised I would watch, and then I'll go through all the Super Chats in the proper segment. But before I do that, there is one special person. 2:13:43 Unknown_13: That I want to talk about. I'm sure everybody already knows. I asked for a little bit of clip-a-rooskies for this person. I asked for 15 minutes of clips, so if this is more than 15 minutes, and I hope I got this fucking loads correctly. If not, I'm just going to cry and jump out a window. Unknown_13: So, uh, let's see. Let me turn down my volume by six. Real quick. 2:14:29 Unknown_10: He doesn't realize. Unknown_13: You know, I think the monkey app stuff was, like, too cringe for me, so I just never watched it. So I've never seen this before. Unknown_10: Weirdo, put your hands in the air if you like weirdo. Oh, no, bitch, I'm about to get the fucking Smirnoff. Smirnoff, what are we doing with the hand? Oh, no. What are we doing with the hand? Unknown_10: Bitch, do the motherfucking jam. I'm the man. I'm the man, though. I'm a ball up the court. Call me Mr. Rondo. You can't even sign, yo. All right, whatever that was. Thanks for your... Whoa! 2:15:03 Unknown_08: Wow. Based. All right, next. Unknown_08: Oh, my fucking God. Dude, oh, my God. Unknown_13: Die, motherfucker, die. By the way, my prediction for Bossman Jack is in my notes. Unknown_11: Oh, wait, hold up. I have a video for this. One second. I don't want to deprive you guys. I think it was in this one, 241. 2:15:35 Unknown_13: Okay. Hold up. Take this off. Take it off. It's not time. It's not time. There is one more person. Unknown_13: In the year 2024, I was gifted Bossman Jack. Unknown_13: Do I have my prediction for Bossman? I do not have it written down. Let me think of what I was going to say. Unknown_13: I predict that in 2024, Bossman Jack... 2:16:07 Unknown_13: will lose it all again and again and again and again and again every day he will wake up as the sun doth rise and he will go on to stream and start another fresh gamba sesh And then as the sun doth set, so too shall his wallet balance return to zero, so that when he rises in the morn yet again, as the sun does, so too will his balance be replenished by juice, and the cycle may complete 365 times until this day next year. On that note, actually, let me... Unknown_13: I was wrong. The sun did set on the Bosman Jack empire and he went to jail and the juice stopped flowing and the felt stopped rolling, chat. How could I be so wrong? I do predict for 2025, by the way, that Bosman Jack will go to fucking jail. They're probably going to give him multiple years at this point. 2:17:00 Unknown_08: Oh my God, dude. Unknown_08: Oh my God. Oh my God. There you go. Get that shit back. Get that shit back. Get that shit fucking back, bitch. You gave me my fucking money back. Unknown_08: Come on. Unknown_08: Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm doing 750. Come on. Yes. Let's fucking go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Slow it down. Slow it down. All right. Now do a big one. Big boy. Big boy. 2:17:33 Unknown_08: Wow, man. Wow, what the f- man. Oh my fucking god. Unknown_08: Yes! Unknown_08: Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my god. Unknown_08: Oh my god! Dude, oh my fucking god! Stop! Unknown_06: It's every day of my life! 2:18:06 Unknown_08: Can't win every once in a while! Oh my fucking god. I'm gonna fucking, dude. Unknown_08: This is not the night to fucking do this, bro. This is not. It's just fucking not. Unknown_08: There we go. There we go! Come on, chat! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Come on, come on, come on. We're gonna get it back. We're gonna get it back. Unknown_08: We're gonna get it back! We're gonna get it back! Come on. Come on, dude. Unknown_08: Oh my god, dude. Stop it. Stop that. 2:18:38 Unknown_08: Oh my god. Come on, there you go. Come on. Unknown_08: Oh my god. Just stop fucking losing, bro. Unknown_08: Let's go, let's go. Let's fucking go, let's fucking go! Unknown_08: Come on, come on, come on. Come on. Unknown_06: Yes! Let's fucking go! Let's fucking go! Right here, right here, this is it! Unknown_06: Oh, wow! Okay, get back! Come on. Unknown_06: Yeah! Let's fucking go! Let's fucking go! Let's fucking go! 2:19:09 Unknown_06: Call me the comeback King right now. Unknown_13: You gotta call the comeback Call me a bitch Comeback King who else can do that? Unknown_08: Tell me who nobody boss. Nobody streamers. I'll see him doing that. Unknown_08: Oh My god, okay. Okay. Come on. Unknown_08: Oh My god, oh my god, it's one away. Oh 2:19:41 Unknown_08: Oh no, why would you do that? Come on. I want the 10k dude. What the fuck? Unknown_08: Oh my god. Unknown_08: Oh my god. Unknown_13: That shit's fucking gone. I still have a minute left. I'm gonna ask for brief clips. I think this is one of his greatest, greatest come ups. Oh my god. Unknown_13: Oh my fucking God. Unknown_08: Oh my God. Oh my God. Come on, dude. Come on, dude. Unknown_13: Dude, you have never in your life been excited as much as anything as Bossman Jack is about losing this money. Oh my God. 2:20:14 Unknown_08: Oh, wow. Unknown_08: Oh my fucking God, dude. Oh my fucking God. Stop. Stop it. Yes. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh my God. Holy crap. Oh my God. Oh my God. Unknown_08: Come on. Unknown_08: Oh my god, dude. Come on. I haven't got this, man. Unknown_08: Oh my god. Unknown_08: Oh my god. Oh my fucking god, dude. Stop, dude. Stop! Oh my fucking god, dude. Man. 2:20:47 Unknown_08: Oh my fucking god, dude. Unknown_13: Give me a second. I'm trying to... It's not working, is my question. Unknown_14: Okay, that works. Unknown_14: This kick gonna work. Unknown_13: Yes. Okay. Great. Excellent. Let's continue. Sorry to interrupt your bossman, Jack. Unknown_13: Dude, this is so fucking wrong. Ow, my ears. Holy shit. 2:21:21 Unknown_11: Wrong. What is this, dude? Unknown_08: That's so obvious, dude. My mouse is broken. I broke it. Unknown_21: You smashed it on the fucking floor, bro. Unknown_08: This is so stupid. Unknown_13: You feel like clattering There's a one clip I don't even know if it's this one where he um, he smashes his uh, I 2:22:00 Unknown_13: His, um, OLED monitor? I don't think this is it, though. God, this one's also gonna be live. He's alive, dude! Unknown_19: Oh, my... Yeah, that's based. Unknown_11: That is based. I hope this works out, guys. Unknown_11: I hope this works out. Unknown_13: Homie, it's never fucking worked. 2:22:35 Unknown_13: Sorry, brothers. Unknown_10: No, dude. Unknown_13: This is once again my fault, and I'll tell you why. Unknown_10: Are you fucking kidding me? Unknown_13: What I did as a fucking imbecile is that I updated... Unknown_13: I updated my VPN right before I started streaming. So then I had the tabs open and there was an issue with the VPN. And then I couldn't restart because I'd lose my tabs because I had also just updated Moldad, which resets all the settings, including that it always runs in private mode. So I just did like I once again at the last second, click the button and fucked everything up as I do. That's basically my entire life story, if you really think about it. 2:23:07 Unknown_13: for some reason evil eddie really really really really desperately does not want me to have kickchat working is boss man listening to himself he's like listening to an ai generated version of texas for himself Yeah, I lost them both I fucking knew that's gonna happen I 2:23:43 Unknown_09: Oh, my fucking God. I just broke my monitor. Oh, this is it. Unknown_13: This is the one. This is the winner right here. Unknown_09: I really did. My vape just broke it, dude. Unknown_13: It's vape. Oh, my fucking God. Now, that's first world problems when you smash your fucking vape into your... Oh, my fucking God, dude. 2:24:20 Unknown_09: Wow. I just broke my fucking head. This is my monitor, bro. Unknown_13: And you break your $900 OLED brand new monitor because you're, like, having a chart out of... Oh, cool. Unknown_02: And it's not that there's anything wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with homophobia at all. And I want y'all to know that I have nothing against people at all. Unknown_13: I think you meant to phrase that some other way. But I totally agree. It's based. Unknown_10: Dude, are those even real, dude? Kangaroos? Like, that would be so wild to see that in real life. Unknown_10: Don't fuck this up, you know? Nah, dude. 2:24:51 Unknown_13: Can you imagine a kangaroo chat? Couldn't be me. Yo, get out of here. Unknown_02: Is he, David? He is not. Unknown_02: Who the fuck's calling me a bad person, then? Unknown_02: Chris Chan. Who the fuck is Chris Chan? I don't believe you, dude. Unknown_11: Who the fuck is this? Unknown_02: Who the fuck is this guy? Hold on. 2:25:23 Unknown_02: Guys, what the fuck is this, guys? Don't fucking say you remind me of this. What the fuck is this? Unknown_02: Dude, what the fuck is that? Unknown_05: What is that? Is that a woman? How do I remind you of this guy? That's what I want to know. Unknown_02: No, he means that guy, clearly. Unknown_02: Get down on it, boys. Come on. 2:25:55 Unknown_02: I don't fucking know. Unknown_13: Bossman says, my parents always ask me now, why don't you ever have money anymore? That's because Chips takes it all. This was part of his string of bad-mouthing all of his sponsors. Like, he would get these crazy favorable sponsorships because his streams were so big. And then he would get so angry. Unknown_13: like so retardedly angry at his own sponsors that he would shit talk them until they banned him. And he ended up having that happen with kick as well. Cause Eddie owns steak. So he just got raked over the fucking coals. 2:26:26 Unknown_05: Yep. That's what they call me. Berlin's not in Germany. That's in France. Unknown_13: I can actually attest that it is in Germany. It's a real place. It has a little bear when you go there. Unknown_04: Alright, let's see if I can figure this out, dude. Unknown_13: The Dora Saga. Oh, this is Keno. Unknown_04: Dad? Dad? 2:26:59 Unknown_04: Oh, shit. I know my parents are home. Oh, shit. I need a new timeout. I'll have my dad fix this. Unknown_04: Can you come fix my chirping alarm real quick? Unknown_10: That's how you know. Unknown_13: He is white. You may not know it just by listening to him talk and shit, but he is actually white. Unknown_13: Wait, is this dad fixing it? Unknown_21: Yes. Yeah. What are you doing? 2:27:31 Unknown_20: Where are you at? Unknown_21: In your room. Oh, shit. Unknown_20: Cheep. Listen, here real quick. Unknown_04: All right. OK. Did you go in there yet? No. Oh, come on in. Yeah. OK, you want me to turn my screen off? Yeah. OK. My dad wants me to turn the video off. Hold on. Give me a sec, guys. Wait, did I leave the match? Did we win? We must have won. Okay, hold on. Unknown_04: Oh, we did win, didn't we? Hold on. Shit. Unknown_04: Okay, it's good. Unknown_13: Kiki's getting ads now, really? I'm not getting any of that fucking... Are they really showing ads on my streams? 2:28:07 Unknown_14: I'm not getting paid for that. That's bullshit. Unknown_14: Um... Unknown_14: Oh, he got freaked out about Windows Defender, so that was a virus. Unknown_13: I think he quit chips. Oh, this is the soot from his butane lighter for lighting up his crack pipe. It was pretty fucking bad before his arrest. Unknown_13: God, there's so many videos. I asked these guys for 15 minutes tops, and they gave me so much. 2:28:39 Unknown_07: They had like a half an hour of this prepared, by the way. Well, we tell them that... Unknown_13: This was after his arrest, and he was like, he had just gone to rehab for like a week, and he was a little bit cleaned up, and he was trying to cope with how fucked up his entire life was. Unknown_07: We are all human, and we all... I don't know, man. I'm lost, man. I'm sorry, guys. I'm trying to preach. I can't do this. Unknown_07: Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. Yes, it's infinite. 2:29:12 Unknown_07: Time is infinite. Time is infinite. We age because we are... No, dude. Am I okay? Am I okay, dude? Am I okay? I think I'm okay. I am okay. Unknown_13: He's okay, Chad. Unknown_07: I am okay. I am okay. Unknown_13: He's okay. He's okay, okay. Unknown_13: Just remember, he's okay. Unknown_14: If you think about it. Unknown_02: This was at the very end. Unknown_08: This was when it was all over. Unknown_02: I was fucking Jover. 2:29:46 Unknown_13: Well... I don't know. Unknown_07: I don't know what to say. My mind is... I have brain rot, man. I swear. Let me tell you guys something. There is... Unknown_07: There is something that we are all okay and we're okay. Unknown_13: Okay, I have been desperately trying to get kicked to work this entire time and it's just fighting me. Evil Eddie just hates VPNs and he's too fucking lazy to create ways to handle VPN traffic without just blocking it completely. 2:30:29 Unknown_07: We are okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. Unknown_07: I'm okay. I'm okay. Unknown_07: I'm okay. Unknown_07: We are okay. We are okay. Unknown_07: We are okay. Unknown_13: It's Bossman. Unknown_13: Don't you know that? Unknown_07: I don't get it. What are you saying? Unknown_23: Yeah. Unknown_13: He just says it's okay for another minute. I know that one. He went to jail and he's completely fucked. Okay, this better be good. They said this was like a Keno outro video. Guess who's home, baby? 2:31:01 Unknown_06: Bossman Jack. Unknown_02: my brother i knocked him out oh no i it up you have a small amount of crypto i could have like a small amount i don't have a dollar to my name 2:32:02 Unknown_06: Holy crap! I'm moving out! I'm moving out! Unknown_24: Come on! Unknown_03: I just lost $40,000. I just lost $40,000 today, man. Unknown_24: Mom, I just won $25,000. No excuses. I'm getting a fucking cost. No! Unknown_08: It's gone. I fucking just lost $25,000. I just won $10,000, dude. I just lost $10,000. I just lost $200,000! No, I lost! 2:32:37 Unknown_11: This is pretty keen. Unknown_03: Oh, my gosh. 2:33:17 Unknown_06: It's been activated. I'm not kidding. It's gone. It's gone, man. It's gone. Typical podcast. Unknown_03: Ow! Every time? Can I get an R in the chat if you know what R stands for? Those are cheap guys. Unknown_05: This is a sad ass website. Tell me type a five in the chat. If you truly honestly think they've done something to my account. 2:33:53 Unknown_13: Hit the five. Unknown_05: All right. Unknown_13: There's the bossman segment. You're all dismissed. You can stop being angry at me. Unknown_13: Truly. There'll be nobody like bossman ever again. Unknown_13: Now, I will pander to my audience as I need Super Chats to compensate for my lack of Gumroad content. Let's see if there are... Let me open this again to make sure that I'm seeing all the right Super Chats. 2:34:27 Unknown_14: Okay. I'm not going to start reading all the Super Chats. I just want to see the... Unknown_13: Favorite thing. Okay, a couple people did the favorite thing thing, so I'll read those. Unknown_13: Okay, here we go. LaserDiscSpinMan says, my favorite thing, Sam Hyde end of the year rant. Apparently that made a big splash. I promoted it because I listened to a bit of it and I'm like, you know what, this is on point. I think people will want to hear this. I'm happy that I didn't promote something cringe as I often do. As I said, I want to like Sam Hyde, but 2:34:59 Unknown_13: I'm a, I'm a moralizing faggot. Apparently. Unknown_13: Um, banana plugs for Ken says, happy new year. Josh couldn't tune in until now because of the kids. Hope the new year's is treating you better. You're still my favorite non-slav always. Thank you very much. I'm happy that you listen at all. Um, I could take the next one. I didn't even mention him, but I don't really give a fuck. Unknown_13: Nick Flint just makes me angry. He's not like fun to talk about. Um, 2:35:32 Unknown_13: Could be angry, like, what do you mean you're not paying attention to me over your own family? I didn't realize you were one of those wife guys. Unknown_13: Oh, I just realized I read this because it says favorite in it, and I was just searching for favorite, but he said favorite non-Slav. I thought my brain derailed. Unknown_13: um my favorite how about great influences my favorite thing was when you were dragging a cable and it sounded like you were setting it up to hang yourself while grumbling that you couldn't stop your beeping ups i nearly died laughing i mean that was a pretty frustrating moment i don't think anyone would have blamed me um that's it those are the only people who included the word favorite in their super chat i think 2:36:24 Unknown_13: It is. Okay. I guess you guys should have listened to me. I was being serious. Let me ask before I actually just start reading Super Chats, because we're 2.40 in. I feel like it's the appropriate time to give some closure to this. Is there anything that I missed? Is there anything that I should have talked about? Let me see if I... Unknown_14: Okay. Unknown_13: This was a favorite moment requested that I did not play. I feel like... Ooh, is it even going to load? You know what? I will download this one special and play it. Because I feel like I was letting down the homies by not... I know what this is. 2:36:57 Unknown_14: Hold up. Unknown_14: Oh, I can just download the video off of it. Unknown_14: It was a Ralph thing that I did, in fact, miss. Unknown_14: Oh, and my website's downloading at a respectable rate. Unknown_13: I can fucking believe it. 2:37:32 Unknown_17: Okay. Unknown_13: Okay. Unknown_12: By the way, retweet this. Unknown_12: I just tagged LawTube Sean, the fat fucker, and I said, your fat ass is next. Unknown_12: Okay, we want to start cases on everybody for internet bullshit? Okay, all right, you know. If that's the way you got... Whoa, shit! Shit! 2:38:07 Unknown_13: it's just comedic perfection that he's just sitting there listening to show me your pussy and then he falls on his fucking ass spread eagle like uh like he's about to get like mating pressed because he's so fat he collapsed his chair ah that was the peak of ralph i think for the entire year he didn't really fucking do anything so such is life Such is life when you suck and I'm boring. 2:38:41 Unknown_13: Okay, chat. Attention is back on you. Anything else? The Cloud of Dacia. It's truly Looney Tunes comedic perfection. Unknown_13: A lot of people mentioned Tipster, I saw. I mean, Tipster basically just like crashed out. He put his entire future on the heels of Queen Cthulhu's who abandoned him to die. So then I think he came back to yell at some other retard. And then the joke was like, holy shit, Tipster's like such a fat, gross retard. Even he's epically owning you. So now he feels like the boogie niche of really gross, retarded, pitiful dipshit occasionally pops back in to take in easy shots. 2:39:14 Unknown_13: The tech stuff. Well, 2024 was very... Well, I say very. It was Hail Mary we got things together. Unknown_13: In large part, thanks to someone I don't even have a name for. He's just a Polish guy. I don't think I've ever asked him his name. And he's like a stoner. I think he stopped smoking, but he like gets high and just looks at like network maps. And he had like in his head a perfect map of every data center, every person, every tier one ISP, every DDoS mitigator that had let me down or had stayed up. And through trial and error, trial by fire, he was able to find a collection of hosts that were able to keep the Kiwi Farms up. And literally, single-handedly, just by being extremely... 2:40:24 Unknown_13: attentive towards how the, the sewing of the internet holds it together, was able to find a way to kick the can down the road far enough until we found a collection of providers that actually worked. Um, so this is the mysterious pole guy and I just call him like the Polish guy. That's how I refer to him. Cause I've never asked his name. So, um, so yeah, that, that, and, uh, he, Unknown_13: I've actually asked them to scout out a data center for the foundation. Unknown_13: So as far as tech stuff goes, the big scare was the domain name, but we found .st. And to be fair, that was as a result of Post. Post was on .st, so we gave .st a try. Turns out that their NIC is pretty based, and the country doesn't seem to give a fuck, so we are staying up on .st. I'm waiting on one thing to happen, and I've been waiting a long time. I know I've been saying this, but we will return to .NET eventually. But there's something I'm waiting for before I do that. And it's out of my hands. 2:41:07 Unknown_13: That's the... Oh, man, Nubbly. Holy shit. Unknown_13: Hold up. Unknown_13: Oh, my God. I completely forgot about Nubbly. 2:41:42 Unknown_13: Nubbly, like, wanted to do his End of the Fucking World comic, and then he died. Oh, he published this on the 16th. Okay, hold up. Unknown_13: There's never going to be another time where I have to talk about Mr. Nubbly. I randomly found his comics while talking about... While looking through funny internet shit. And they're just so insane that I started making them a feature of the streams. A lot of people hate the comics. Unknown_13: um but this will be the final mr nubbly comic he did publish this on the 16th a lot of people actually assumed that he had committed seppuku after um trump won uh because he did not publish it but it turns out he got like mugged or something and he had literally no money and no way to finish his comic but he just recently got it up on the 16th so the end of the fucking world part 12 the end 2:42:41 Unknown_13: And so the Republicans' I'm going to kill you strategy was a rousing success. Just goes to show that being completely irredeemable isn't a liability in an election. Now the weather. So then there is a room filled with people that have a banner that says we did it. They're turning off the TV and they're making very weird faces. I don't know if they're upset or happy. Unknown_13: Oh, it's the D&C consultant, so I'm assuming not happy. The woman asks, how could you lose to these loathsome cretins? How? How? And then her yelling makes the D&C consultant, whose shirt also says, hope, but not too much, pop a big stiffy, as has been a reoccurring trend in Mr. Nobly Comics. Somebody wearing a Hillary shirt says, guys, it's mean to be mean. Don't call Republicans loathsome. Being conservative is just as valid as being an advertising executive. And America needs both parties. Now, that's a that's a shot across the bow to compare all Republicans to advertising executives is tantamount to calling Republicans IRS. That's really mean. OK, I don't know why Mr. Noble is being so aggressive. 2:43:26 Unknown_13: um in the next comic um i think these are the republicans in the red penis suits they're popping boners and then says this is the turbo time in turkey town y'all and then there is a fight i have no idea what is happening 2:44:12 Unknown_13: Um, I think hell has opened and they're all being, all the Democrats are being sent to hell. And one of the Democrats asked as he's being sent to hell, why, why would you do this? And then he stands there with his cock in his hand and he says, John Voight is the last great American actor and he needs to be in more movies. And then he also goes on to say, Baby Geniuses 2 was a fucking riot. I watch it every night and John carries the whole franchise. The brown woman appears to be completely mortified and stupefied by this non-response. And then he continues that she's being dragged to hell. Think about it. He was in Baby Geniuses 3 and Baby Geniuses 4 and Baby Geniuses 5 too. Dude, this is like... 2:44:49 Unknown_13: Okay, so now the Republicans gather around. We did it, guys. We got Trump elected, made America great, and saved the world. Winning. Me too. What the fuck is Trump? What if the Joker was president? Unknown_13: Not quite, brothers, to uncancel Spinglecat and fulfill the prophecy. We must complete the ritual. Don your cat ears, Springlers, and find a virgin so that we may spill their blood. Now, one of them has actually broken out the mustard jar and is eating the mustard. That's pretty base. 2:45:25 Unknown_13: Now, somebody comes in a rabbit costume and says, Spinglecats, is this a Spingamaroo fan club? And they beat the fuck out of him and say, shut the fuck up. Spinglecat is the best part of Spingamaroo. Unknown_13: Now they're flying and torturing people and have blood on their faces and say, I'm so proud for learning to fly. Oh, they're using the rabbit guy's blood. That's how they're flying. Unknown_13: His children beg him, says, Dad, don't leave us, please. I'm scared. I'm sorry, honey, but there's no girls allowed in the storm. 2:46:01 Unknown_13: The wife says, Dad, you're a retarded misogynist. But he says, that's a hell of a thing to say to someone, young lady. How can I hate women when I cheat on your mother with women? Yeah. Unknown_13: Wow. Unknown_13: Oh, that's his other daughter, I guess. I thought that was his wife. Unknown_13: Dad, do you even know what Storm is? Do you know anything? Dad says, but I have to go to it. And she says, why? Why the fuck any of this? He says, it's good. It's all good. You'll see. You're not as smart as you think you are. That's a reference to Sargon of Akkad. That's a weird... This guy is clued in. This guy is clicked in. This guy is like secret genius, I think. Be careful. 2:46:34 Unknown_13: So you're not as smart as you think you are. I'm sorry Grandpa and Grandpa didn't say I love you enough. And I'm sorry your brain was melted by 24-hour news networks. Unknown_13: But you're a dangerous coward. And your sexual insecurity is literally going to end the fucking world. And he's... Oh, this is the daughter. And the daughter is epically owning him and taking him down. He's stuttering out, I, you, but, but, but, but, see, girl, shut up. And then he shoots his own daughter in the head with what appears to be a revolver for the offense. 2:47:07 Unknown_13: Now, there is a literal Chud Jack and a literal Pepe and green spandex in this comic. So Mr. Nubly is reaching meme-critical mass here. He knows too much. Unknown_13: The Spingle Cat guy in the background says, Earth is fruit to dogs, and now we don't need it anymore. Do what you must, spagooners. Oh, and now he's using the word gooner. Unknown_13: The chud says, Spangus, and the pepe says, Slurp, slurp. Then the sky says, Ni-na, ni-na, ni-ne. And they go, Hee-haw, hee-haw, ni-na. Now their cocks are exploding lightning. And then they are transforming into blood-faced pig monsters. The moon is red and has a weird face on it and says, Wow, that was a beautiful moon. We really did it. Good work, guys. 2:47:44 Unknown_13: And then the moon is getting bigger and bigger. And then he says, it's not getting bigger, it's getting closer. And then they ask, why would the liberals do that? And then the moon collides into the earth, which is also weird because on the Kiwi Farms, I do the moon thing every election. 2:48:23 Unknown_13: I feel like this entire comic was set up and tailor-made to be ambiguous references to me and things that I know and things that I like and things that I hate and things that I do. Just enough with plausible deniability where if I actually say that, I sound like an insane person. And... Unknown_13: But I notice it. Unknown_13: I feel like this entire thing is one enormous practical joke at my expense. You know what I mean? I feel like that's Peter Thiel. Okay. Unknown_13: I'm nubbly. I'm secretly nubbly. I can't draw. I can't even draw as good as Mr. Nubbly can. Okay. 2:49:10 Unknown_13: That's the end of Mr. Numbly. Unknown_13: I hope it was worth the wait. Unknown_13: Anything else I forgot before I do the Superchance? Unknown_13: There's another page? Unknown_13: After the Peter Field thing? Unknown_13: Oh my god, there is. I can't believe it. I thought that was it. Okay, sorry. I'm going to have to torture you guys with one more Mr. Numbly. And this one might end my life if it gaslights me any further. 2:49:41 Unknown_13: Once there was a cat, a Spingle Cat, as a matter of fact, and Spingle Cat knows about this and that. Spingle Cat loved nothing in the whole world more than to sping and spong. Then one day a man came and said, Spingle Cat, Spingle Cat, your constant spingling is incompatible with any future prospects for advanced civilization. And Spingle Cat said, Nnnn, it doesn't. And then he shot the man, and there was candy forever, and they all lived happily ever after. 2:50:12 Unknown_13: The Peter Thiel moon has collapsed onto Earth, which is now a hellscape of blood. Every year, roughly 14 billion dogs go missing across the United States. It's over 400 dogs every second. At this rate, the world will run out of dogs in two years. Unknown_13: If we can't stop dog napping, we will all be dogless. The dog baby says, Daddy. The dog daddy says, Bow wow, little one. Unknown_13: What do you know about the ones that came before, the ones who killed the world? He says, I don't know. They must have been big and scary, though. It'd be pretty embarrassing if everyone died because of a bunch of sad losers. 2:50:50 Unknown_13: And I assume that's Mr. Nubly's thesis, is that Republicans voted for Trump because they're upset about Spinglecat or something, and we're going to nuclear holocaust the entire human race. Unknown_13: Sin secretly made it. That's possible. Unknown_13: Okay. Very powerful, I agree. 2:51:21 Unknown_13: Okay, last call. Now for real, for real, no cap. Anything else that I missed? Anything? Unknown_13: You have four minutes to get this out. Unknown_14: Spingle, spingle. Unknown_14: I think it's time then. Unknown_13: Was that an H1B commentary? I already talked about Tipster. Unknown_13: Fuck the Middle East. Unknown_13: Evangileon, nubbly anime fan. I hope not. 2:51:55 Unknown_13: Tax-free. Unknown_13: Super berries. Unknown_13: Okay, we're good. Unknown_13: Can I make this green? Unknown_13: That's not green. Duplicate. Unknown_13: And then I want to make it green. Unknown_14: Let's to green. Unknown_13: What about like a nice pale green? Unknown_14: No. capacity? No. saturation? Nope. 2:52:26 Unknown_14: brightness? No. Unknown_14: Think that's right. I'll just leave it like this. Unknown_14: Okay. Unknown_14: Super chat segment. Unknown_13: Here we go. Unknown_13: That's true. I 100% believe you. I don't think anybody can replace me. Thank you very much. I'm getting some conflicting messages. I appreciate your sympathies. Thank you. 2:53:10 Unknown_13: Longboarder24145 says, Happy New Year's, Josh. Friendly reminder that Nubbly finally concluded the end of the fucking world comic with a four-page comic. I know. I know he did. Thank you. TheUncredited45 says, Ben Jones on So Hard. Welcome back, Irverlord. Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm glad that I was missed. What can I say? Not many people are missed these days. Unknown_13: Ker0445 says, Josh, if you compliment the Indians, your uppercase I internet will work. That's too bad. I cannot be bought. Joey Jovi for 10 says, Welcome back, dear Schneider. We missed you. Glad to be back. Thank you. Angel Vomit for 10 says, Can't watch live tonight, but have a great stream. Friends, Happy New Year. Hope everyone had a lovely Christmas and hope you had a great birthday, Josh. I did. Thank you. I had a very nice trip. Everything's been going well. Happy New Year to you, too. 2:53:44 Unknown_13: Judy Tester for 10 says, Mary, everything, sir. I missed you so bad. Can't listen today because feeding birds in a PA at Judy Tester arcade, but I'm here spiritually. Well, I'm glad to have you with us in spirit only. Uh, thank you. The false copy of Sunder for one says, sir, your replacement is needful. No, sir. Excuse me, sir. You need to read severe tree, Debbie bitch, and understand who is true Aryan master. You bloody white bastard. I think you want me to read that in Indian voice, but I fucked it up for you. 2:54:18 Unknown_13: Judy tester for two says bird landed on my hand. Sorry, which I think is a clarification of what the fuck he was saying before. Uh, stupid fuck for 10 says I voted for this guy. Now, as we've established, I cannot actually actually know what I can, since I'm done with the stream, I can, um, try to restart it. 2:54:56 Unknown_13: See settings, um, security start. Unknown_14: It's not restarting. I'm going to be real with you. It's not. Unknown_14: Oh, there it is. Okay. Does it have internet now? Unknown_13: It does. Oh, I have to sign in to confirm I'm not a bot now. Okay. I will play the audio bro. But if you donated for a video, like I'm going to have to say no videos until I figure out some way to actually play them. 2:55:40 Unknown_13: It's a picture of Donald Trump on stage in like a farm outfit. That's very weird. He's singing Green Acres. Fascinating. Unknown_13: Thank you. It would be very nice if it was. Thank you. There are no coincidences, stalker child. Wait for the knock. 2:56:30 Unknown_13: Thank you. Angela says, oh my gosh. Yeah. Welcome back to America, Josh. Thank you. Fox says, so nice of you to spend time with. Harden this Christmas, New Year's. How are his dogs? I did not spend time with him. He found the dog on the side of the road in Texas. Well, apparently they're doing well. Unknown_13: The Uncredited for five says, airline knickers will fucking misplace thousands of dollars of luggage than act surprised when they get... I'm not saying that. Blatching8620 for 10 says, saving the VOD for listening during work. Heard about your Stripe struggles. Keep up the good fight, man. You're an inspiration to us all. I hope the Ips is successful. Me too. I have a good feeling about it. I just have a good feeling. Thank you. Shuskish2 for 20 even says, I made a card for you. Enjoy. Okay, let's see what this is. 2:57:00 Unknown_14: Let's see. Unknown_14: Okay, can I show this? Okay, I can't. 2:57:38 Unknown_14: It's a card that says, wishing you a Merry Christmas and a tax-free New Year and Happy Homecoming, George. Unknown_13: Oh, that's very cute. Nice ham. The Garfield's a bit creepy, but the ham is cute. Thank you. Unknown_13: PrepBoyRick45 says, all hail the return of the feeder. Be sure to join my foundation. Give me a warm welcome back. Unknown_13: I'm working on it. Thank you. No, I have never seen that. I just wanted banana peppers, bro. I don't even know what the fuck a Wawa is. I was in D.C., not Virginia. 2:58:30 Unknown_13: Thank you. Humble Guardsman for 20 says, the prodigal son has returned. Let us fill the fattened cow and celebrate. We have received our brothers safe and sound. Thank you. Unknown_13: I think. Appreciate it. Unknown_13: Sergeant Flowers for 20 says, I missed you. Thank you for streaming. I'm glad the curry didn't take you from us. God bless you. Happy New Year. Thank you. Thank you. Happy New Year to you too. TP Deluxe for 20 says, Josh Triumphant returned. The first thing he notices is the invasion of 70 IQ foreigners and mass inflation. Welcome back, buddy. Oh, I'm happy to be back. Thank you very much. Borello Furman for four says, Happy New Year's. Any resolution to stop being late and gay? Bro, I'm going to figure this internet shit out. Mark my fucking words. I got my Starlink up and running, but I kind of don't want to live anywhere near society. So I'm going to go find a barren, desolate wasteland. I'm going to go live there. 2:59:01 Unknown_13: uh david s877 for 25 says now that i've got to now i've got to steal kebab shop wi-fi for my storage unit but it doesn't work yet so i'm on the phone welcome back thank you sorry to hear about your wi-fi troubles but we struggle in unity niga for 50 says thanks for putting me on banana peppers got mine a pub sub spicy italian it was quite good oh happy to help um i can't wait to grow my own banana peppers for again again do you guys remember when i gardened on my porch 2:59:51 Unknown_13: And grew pigeons. I can't wait. Unknown_13: Thank you. The false copy of Sundar, for one, says it was very cool hearing your extensive travels last stream. Has it made you skilled in a language at all? Can you piece together Chinese on stream as Mandarin, something you attempted to learn? I did try to learn Chinese very briefly. But to learn a language, you have to be immersed in it and you have to want to learn it. If you don't have both of those things, you will not learn the language. And I've never been in a country where I was both like super immersed in the language and also wanted to learn it. 3:00:24 Unknown_13: No offense, but like if I want to learn a language, it has to be a super economical language like Mandarin. But if you're not speaking Chinese with people, you're not going to learn it. Unknown_13: The words I have in my memory, the soundest are words that I've used in conversation. Unknown_13: All those sales for 20 says, wait until you see the price of ammo. Oh, man. Oh, I got some plans. Unfortunately, I'm in a little bit of a money hole right now, so it has to wait. But when I resolve that issue, that temporary flux in my income, I have plans. Unknown_13: Can't wait to see them. Unknown_13: Thank you. Cara0442 says, Josh, I'm so happy to get to experience how expensive America is now. I can't wrap my head around there being people who can't see it. Dude, simple as. The easiest way, I've been tracking the price of housing for a very long time. 3:01:00 Unknown_13: And the thing that is the most noticeable as someone who's been watching Zillow for five years is that the price of housing has doubled. And if you look at the amount of money that was printed over COVID, the amount of money that exists, the M1, they call it, is twice what it was. They have printed a dollar for every dollar that existed in 2020. 3:01:34 Unknown_13: at the start of the year and then you look at the price of um everything especially housing though and it's almost exactly double what it used to be they have doubled the prices of everything because they printed an ass load of money to bail the economy out during covid and it doesn't have consequences when you do that but it's just so obvious like if you're trying to Unknown_13: Talk to people about how the government spends money and they don't get it because it's not an easy topic to understand. And that's how they fuck you over. The economy is so complicated that you need to be trained in how the economy works and you have to have a very high IQ to understand it. 3:02:11 Unknown_13: When I say very high IQ, I just mean not like middling. You have to have an above the average IQ to understand how fucking crazy the modern economy is. Unknown_13: That's why most people don't. But you can show a midwit that the amount of money that exists has doubled and the cost of a house has doubled. And that's a perfect demonstration. One to one, they printed twice as much money. Now things cost twice as much. And housing is a great unit to demonstrate that. 3:02:44 Unknown_13: But yeah, it's like, it's not a joke. It's, um, it's shocking. It's shocking. Uh, Baldo Peggins for 10 says, welcome back. I hope you had a nice Christmas example. I did. Thank you very much. Good luck. Seven for two says, welcome back to hell. Glad to be here. Thank you. Kiwi hoodie. Any for 20 says, Josh, I'm relying on you to relay this message. Someone in one of my comp sci uni courses was wearing a KF zip up hoodie. I'm too autistic to approach. If this fits you, contact KiwiHoodieAnon at Proton.me. Is that on the screen? Okay, if you are in a comp sci uni course and you wear your KF zip-up hoodie, contact KiwiHoodieAnon at this email. Now, if he wasn't autistic, he might give a brief description, like white, male, brown hair, shoulder length, green eyes, that kind of shit, but he didn't. He chose not to, so... 3:03:17 Unknown_13: shoot your shot guy thank you ballistic characteristic for 50 dollars says welcome home dude thank you thank you i'm glad to be back uh saxon bear for five it says any city is quiet before 10 a.m when everyone's neighbors wake up um no it was dc is quiet all throughout the day at least while i was there it's really really creepy like there's a couple people walking around but it feels like a ghost town i've never experienced anything like it during midday 3:04:17 Unknown_14: Where was I? Unknown_14: Saxon Bear for five says, also, welcome back, Jersh. Unknown_13: It's good to have you home. Thank you. Thank you for the warm welcome. Unknown_13: Raznesh Patel Kumar Venkatana Rasham Hara Yuvari Peta for $100. Unknown_13: And $50 says, please earmark these funds for cheese imports. Oh, dude, you should have got me when I was at the fucking Whole Foods, man. I would have legit deadass bought a whole wheel of some nice Gouda, which you can't really find either. 3:04:54 Unknown_13: Thank you very much. Kiwi Schneider 30 for 20 says, welcome back to the motherland. Here's a change for rent and play a small segment of this. Unknown_14: Am I? Unknown_14: trying to load it we'll see sign in to confirm you're a bot this is the ymca by the village people bro what is the significance of playing this why do you want me to play this i don't understand 3:05:34 Unknown_13: This is a song about gay cruising back when the YMCA rented out hotel rooms. They used to be like a hotel chain as well. Unknown_13: That's another thing that I wanted to note as a weird observance. Unknown_13: I've been to a couple Walmarts now on my interstate travels. You do not see the super morbidly obese as you used to. You used to go to Walmart and you used to see the fattest, grossest fucks that have ever lived rolling around on carts. And I was like, did people lose weight? Are they like too poor to afford food now? And I realized that they have apps now for Walmart. You just buy food on your app and then they bring it out to your car. So the super fat fucks. Don't even get out of their van anymore. They just have, you know, Razmish Putan Sukti Kumar come out and unload the shit directly into the car. And you don't even get to, like, observe them in the wild. They just exist on the peripheral of society at this point. 3:06:45 Unknown_13: Also, the other thing I realized is that they just get Grubhub. That's also it. That's a new thing as well. Unknown_13: The food apps are universal, but like, oh, dude, I watched some American television in the hotel room. This is going to make me sound like a fucking lunatic. Do you know, besides the prescription ads, which everybody who comes out of a foreign country talks about, do you know what's really obviously different about the United States in terms of how TV works? Is that... Unknown_13: There is constant, on both television and radio, constant ads for poo-poo pee-pee. 3:07:29 Unknown_13: Like, upset stomach, diarrhea. Like, they sing fucking songs about poo-poo pee-pee. There's poo-poo, like, make sure you eat this Metamucil fiber. Get Pepto-Bismol. Can't hold down your food? Drink this pink slime. Do you shart and fart? Wear one of these. And it's like, it's nonstop. America must have the most unhealthy dietary, like intestinal alignment in the entire universe. Because I have never, it is a nonstop barrage of, do you vomit into your mouth? Drink this. Do you have this issue with diarrhea? Take this. It's like a billion different things. Take this injection. Ask your doctor about this poo-poo pee-pee pill. Non-stop poo-poo pee-pee shit. 3:08:01 Unknown_13: Um... You don't get the... Dude, it's on TV and radio. I know it's a funny joke, but, like, turn on the fucking radio. Unknown_13: Um... 3:08:32 Unknown_13: Logistical Nightmare for 20 says, Welcome back Josh, hope you got your old day vibe. I did not. I haven't found it yet. I have to go order it online I think. Don't know what Monster Selection was like outside the US, but I recommend the Ultra Guava flavored if you haven't tried it. Happy New Year TTD. So one of the things that I'm having to decide on is what I want to do for caffeine. And I'm debating if I just want to stop drinking coffee altogether. Because I have a feeling that the reason why I didn't lose any weight over 2024... Unknown_13: Despite eating pretty well and not going overboard, I cooked a lot. I didn't have too many snacks or whatever, but I drink coffee continuously, and I put a cup of milk in each of my cups of coffee. I have a feeling, and I don't count those. I don't bother. I have a feeling that I add a couple hundred calories a day, just how much coffee I drink. And it's like, well, should I switch to black? Should I switch to monster? Should I drink tea? I'm really debating what to do about it. Because if you drink too much monster, then you're just drinking soda again. So it doesn't make a point. You can yell at me all you want in the fucking chat. I drink a lot of coffee and I put a cup of milk in every cup of that. I know it's liquid calories. 3:09:47 Unknown_13: I don't like coffee black. It gives me heartburn, so I don't like drinking it. I drink a lot of caffeine every day, and I'm thinking of just doing tea with an artificial sweetener or something, but I don't know. I don't want to start doing artificial sweeteners either. I don't like black coffee. So my options are either to do artificial sweetener and tea or to just stop altogether. Stop drinking caffeine. But I've never... There's never been a point in my life where I didn't have caffeine. You know what I mean? Use zero-calorie syrup, but then you're doing artificial sweetener. You're either doing Splenda or Stevia. And it's like, do I really want to swap out XYZ with another artificial thing and... Or do I want to just give myself heartburn by drinking black coffee? I don't know what to do about it. And I'm not asking for your advice. I don't care what you have to say. Don't contact me. I will not reply to your email. I will delete it without reading it. If it says anything about diet, anything, take my suggestion on this, anything, don't give a fuck, not reading it, deleting your email. 3:11:02 Unknown_13: thank you my hamster is a turf for five says uh how long did it take you to see a training when you came back to the united states zero days i saw one on the airplane it was a stewardess a stewardess who was like six foot six obviously a man in a dress didn't even make it to the fucking soil before i saw one Unknown_13: uh a laughing hyena for five says um welcome back to the states think you missed the memo that america is now cyberpunk dystopia sorry dude it's not that cool don't even try you're selling it uh no hurt mr metal for 10 says bitch nice to see you back been getting bored watching kiwi tapes videos of locale podcasts i'm not sure i've never watched any kiwi tape stuff i don't think i think i might have watched one but i don't i don't remember it uh glad to be back space allen for 500 says ham jam happy new year and unfortunately my shitty code has not been updated so it still does not show the actual dancing hamster but i'm the sentiment has transferred across the internet perfectly well thank you very much happy new year 3:11:55 Unknown_13: I'm surprised that he's still around and kicking, because I was really excited when he came back, like, years ago, but it felt very fakey, and he had this really, really annoying dick sucker that he kept putting on the show, and I just couldn't listen to it. I haven't kept up with him in the years since. 3:12:45 Unknown_13: but don't do that uh voxer for five says glad to have you back bank the internet the uppercase i internet hasn't been the same without someone to be mad at happy new year and belated happy birthday thank you very much i appreciate it uh ziggo zero for two says josh welcome back my ex used to go here but check out trader joe's has tons of cheese selections if you have one i haven't even seen one of those bro sorry i know what a whole foods is i've not seen a trader joe's Unknown_13: Uh, Colia Dante for 25 says you come to locals asking for a favor, but you don't pay respect to Dan Baldoni, Don Baldoni. Oh, I'm pretty sure that they're burned on, uh, Don Baldoni. Uh, I think that that might not do me any favors. Unknown_13: Uh, thank you for an ear for five says good to have you back. Fuck stripe. I agree. Fuck stripe completely and totally every single person who's ever worked for it. And especially Jack Dorsey who will burn in hell and it cannot come soon enough. 3:13:40 Unknown_13: Megasneed for Fives that Stripe is gay as hell. I agree. Funnily enough, I just happen to agree. Logistical Nightmare for Tim says it's tax-free, bish. Tax-free. I'm gonna have to, like, fall over. Unknown_13: Thank you. Unknown_13: Mr. Manchester, for $20, says, sorry you had to come back and see how expensive shit is. Enjoy inflation, stalker child. No, stalker child, I will not enjoy inflation. That is merely your delusions again. Unknown_13: Child. Thank you. Laserdesk, Spinman, for $3, says, favorite thing, Sam Hyde rant of the year. Yes, we talked about that. 3:14:12 Unknown_13: I want to believe that he's the Christmas example, man. I need my e-daddy to be pure of heart and mind, man. Unknown_13: Suffa Kale for 20 says, hey, Josh, welcome back and happy new year. Can I have some advice? What you would say is better, a Brit moving to Mexico considering the state of things? I met someone from there, too. You're going that far out of your way for a spicy latins? Unknown_13: I guess your question is, is it better to be in England or better to go to Mexico? 3:14:47 Unknown_13: I mean, if you have a job, go to Mexico. I would say there are very few places on earth that are worse for a human being to exist in than the UK. I feel like if you know a lady there, that's a really good way to get acquainted with a country is by having like a girlfriend who has like a family and friends there. Unknown_13: Maybe take a trip. If you have the money, take a trip for like a week or two. International flights are kind of cheap. It's like $500, right? Yeah. Unknown_13: I would recommend getting Duolingo, trying to talk Spanish to her, fly out to Mexico, stay a week tops if you've never lived together. And if it's a disaster, obviously don't come back if it works well. 3:15:25 Unknown_13: But yeah, you got to make that shit happen fast. I've never heard of an internet relationship working if they wait more than six months before moving in together. If it's been six months and you haven't closed that gap, it's never going to happen. Unknown_13: Trust me, I've known a lot of people who are like expats, who date abroad, and six months is the hard limit. Either not that shit and live together and make it work or move on because you're just wasting your time and her time and it's not doing you any favors. 3:16:06 Unknown_13: But, I mean, you might like Mexico. Yeah. Unknown_13: Kiwi Sneeter 30 for five says because recaded trail arc and inevitable footage of Nick's arrest and it will be glorious. It's coming. It's coming. Soon enough. Unknown_13: Uh, let me sit on your face. Josh for one says, miss your sweet autistic voice. Have a happy new year. Papi Chulo. Thank you. Bot or not for 20 says happy new year. Josh. Glad you made it back. Mostly in one place. I also got my CDL yesterday. The archive will get me through my days over the road. Uh, CDL means commercial driver's license. I know this because I watch a blue, like a police body cam channel. 3:16:39 Unknown_13: And I happen to know that the federal legal limit for alcohol, BPA, for CDL holders is 0.00. So don't drink. And have fun meeting all the nice Pajits, who are also commercial drivers these days. Unknown_13: Thank you. Scruffy White Dog Respecter for 10 says, dang, I like the Gumroad. I liked it too, buddy. Don't worry. I also liked it. Thank you. Blurp Bloop for $50 says, I had to listen to Rumble Adverts. A British shyster tried to sell me a book about how to save money when buying a boat. Fuck you, Stripe. I will support my sexy vinegar bad boy. 3:17:13 Unknown_13: My vinegar bad boy. Okay. Unknown_13: Um, Unknown_13: I mean, you can just subscribe. I think if you subscribe, you don't get ads on Rumble. I don't know how that works. I use AdBlock because I'm based. Thank you. 3:17:44 Unknown_13: RedEyesBlackDragon for 10 says, I can't believe you have the hots for her. I don't want to know what this is. I don't care. Thank you. Sorry. Unknown_13: Overdrive 34 for 15 says, glad to see you back on American soil. Can't wait to see you bulk up and fight the brick face. I'm going to get fucking big, man. I'm going to get fucking swole, motherfucker. I'm going to lift heavy shit and put it down, motherfucker. Unknown_13: Thank you. Unknown_13: Sus Productions for five says, I want to thank you. In 2024, it was great for me. I found God, lost weight, and I'm in grad school. I became positive poly unironically, and I have you to thank for helping me get there. Okay, forever. I'm telling you, bros. Positive poly. It's a matter of attitude. Why do you feel sad? Your brain. So how do you feel happy? Use your brain to feel happy. You just do it. You just fucking do it. I'm going to be positive poly. Oh my God, I am. That's how it works. 3:18:19 Unknown_13: Not even numerals for the numeric value of $200 says happy Hogmanay Josh. Unknown_13: What? Unknown_13: Hogmanay. Unknown_13: The Hogmanay is a Scots word for the last day of the old year. I did not know this. I've mentioned this several times, I think, but every year during New Year's Eve, I like to listen to Auld Lang Syne, which obviously is not a unique tradition to me, but it's one of my favorite songs. I don't know why. I just really love it, especially the version that I have featured on the Kiwi Farms right now. It's a great song. Thank you very much. 3:18:55 Unknown_13: TV Deluxe for five says, my prediction last year, Josh, will continue to be a pretty swell fella. It felt good to be right. Happy to make all your dreams come true. 3:19:26 Unknown_13: Unkind Naysayer for two says, outstandingly late and phenomenally gay. I was like, I was not even like a minute late, bro. Come on. For dear, for five says, would you help me with the website issue? I'm getting air uncasable in a browser, but I can ping in SSH. Unknown_13: Google says it's just the net admin's fault, but that's me. Any advice helps. Unknown_13: Just because you can ping and shell into something doesn't mean that you can access port 443, bro. Unknown_13: Unreachable is usually a network issue. Yeah, I would say that you might be IP banned by the web server. That'd be my guess. 3:20:03 Unknown_13: Well, you know what? That solves two issues. Make it work from home, and then do performance evaluations, and fire the ones that don't perform. And you know what? You might have efficient government. Funny how that works. Unknown_13: Thank you. Doodle Pot for 10 says, December was such a long month without your ranting to look forward to. Sorry to disappoint. I mean, it was a pretty fucking rough month for me. I don't know. Oh, I haven't even mentioned this. 3:20:33 Unknown_13: I might have to announce this separately now. I'm thinking I'm just going to do one stream a week. I was going to put it to a poll on the Gumroad, but then my Gumroad got canceled, so now I don't know what to do for the poll. I'm thinking of just doing Fridays at 3 p.m. consistently. Unknown_13: I feel like that would be the best time slot. Let me know what you think. If you have a very, very strong opinion about when I should stream, let me know. I said Friday at 3, even though that's a bad time for people who work. A lot of people listen to me at work, though. 3:21:08 Unknown_13: But it's just like, I just want to do one, especially with the foundation, I'm going to be busy. And I don't feel like the two streams and the days that I picked are working out correctly. I'll do a poll on the forum for sure, but I need something to work for Europe and American time. And I think 3 p.m. is like easiest. 3:21:41 Unknown_13: Dude, my perspective during the Luigi shit would have gotten me banned from everything even harder. Unknown_13: uh lukuna everyone says welcome back in niaga thank you Unknown_13: Are you sure that moving back was a good idea? Good luck and thank you for fixing the site from 3,000 feet. That was pretty cool. No, but I'm going to do it anyways. Where else am I going to go? Mexico? Fuck that. Thank you. I hope everybody who actioned on these piss poor decisions gets ghosts in their living rooms. Me too. It truly is the worst fucking site ever. Everything is so bad, so hostile VPN, so hostile to privacy, so hostile to fucking freedom. It's just awful, awful, awful all the fucking time. 3:22:17 Unknown_13: genocide rco for five says happy new year i hope the move went well and best wishes 2025 thank you hi confessor for 20 says welcome back to null sorry to hear about all the things that went wrong with your return home trip i'll pray for good things to start getting better for you here's to a good new year's even even better 2025 yeah i hope everything all my dreams are going to come true bro don't worry i got a good feeling about this one thank you dragoons for five says welcome back you're not in ukraine anymore what yeah it's true it's true Unknown_13: The clouds pass by for 10 and says, do not redeem. Bitch, I will redeem your fucking super chat. You fucking bloody bastard bitch. Mother chode. Fuck you. Thank you. Catcherbacks for 50 says, decease from all postings, child. I will not. I will post to my heart's content. Stalker. Thank you. Sneed and Feeden for one says, I joined Australian Labor Party when I studied in Australia as a foreigner. 3:22:53 Unknown_13: Weird. Thank you. The ghost of low tax pretends as you were on break during your birthday. So have a belated present. And there's a YouTube link. Okay. Let's see. 3:23:26 Unknown_13: I'm opening them. Unknown_13: It's 10 seconds. Unknown_13: It's a really fat picture of me. Unknown_00: Somehow this has 8.7 thousand views on YouTube. Unknown_13: Thank you. Thank you. Tetra Bags for $200 says, here's a sticking around and running a drama. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I'll need it. 3:23:59 Unknown_13: Asian Tech Support for $100 says, I'm not angry. I'm all set. I'm glad at the lowercase I internet. What a great rhyme. You should make a song about that. Thank you. Unknown_13: Banana Plugs for 10 says, Happy New Year, Josh. Couldn't turn it into now because of the kids. Hope a New Year's treats you well. You're still my favorite non-slav always. I read this one, but as I mentioned, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Hope your family is doing well, my dude. Sneeto for one says, I'll admit that Nick's fall was bigger than Bossman, but Bossman is a lot more entertaining. Unknown_13: In a roundabout, Bossman is like more directly entertaining, but Nick Ricada is like a, you have to take in the whole, the glory of it all. I truly appreciate it. 3:24:35 Unknown_13: um dios mio la cateara if i says now you're back in the u.s you need to start respecting mexican culture and get your dragon ball z lore straight essay i dios mio i have to say after seeing all the the puta indians coming in and fucking everything up but the mexicanos are like the better raza for sure are they because when when i was a when i was a little yeehoh They all said to me, if you didn't have Mexicans like plucking grapes and shit, who would do it? Do you really want to work at like Whataburger? That's like a job for like Mexicans. I thought that was dumb, but then the Indians took all the white collar jobs, so there's not even like an excuse for them or anything. That's basically it. 3:25:12 Unknown_13: Your Mexican accent needs work. It's just like, you just like drag it. I'm just like, oh, no, it is. Unknown_13: Thank you. Unknown_13: TB Deluxe for two says, please remember to add poetic liberty to your 2025 bingo cards, boy. Boys. 3:25:45 Unknown_13: Poetic liberty. Did I say that? Sounds right to me. Chloe Dante for 25 says, please said the gay Nazi had the informal motto of County Ohio County Court. Written on his bullets. Deny, restrict, and foreclose. Unknown_13: I can't believe I predicted it. Crazy. Thank you. NotLOL from KinoChat2 for 20 says, Welcome back, George. Happy New Year. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Happy New Year. Unknown_13: Architol for 5 says, Thank you for the stream, Sar. Thank you, Sar, for redeeming. I appreciate it. 3:26:18 Unknown_13: Arian Queen Generator for Queens says, where can I adopt one of these doggies? And then there is a YouTube link. Unknown_13: I am checking this out now. Unknown_13: It's cinnamon roll, and it's an anime, and I'm not watching this. I don't know where you can adopt the anime dogs, bro. Thank you. Gormless Wonder for 10 says, Chris needs to give up his baby for adoption and to bring things full circle. Josh will... No, I will not. Fuck you. Not even Numerals for 10 says, fuck frowline jawline. I don't know what that... Oh. I have no idea what you're talking about. Thank you. Zeno for 1 says, brick face troon fuck. Agreed. 3:26:50 Unknown_13: Emil Gardmann for once says, keep up the good fight against that demonic tranny. I will. Thank you. You know me for once says, just listen to your new Gumroad video and I feel your pain. Oh, that's a pine. I did a reading in Thomas Paine for Gumroad. That was the last video I posted before I was unceremoniously had my freedoms restricted from me by Stripe, an evil corporation by evil people. DeviousDeVee for once says, anime sucks. Cope and Sneed stole my username on here. That sucks. Sorry to hear that. 3:27:21 Unknown_13: Steno for one says, have you been to Bucky's? Unknown_13: Have I been to Bucky's? Have I gotten the Beaver nugs? Have I gotten the Beaver candles? Have I gotten the Beaver jerky? The world will never know. Steno for one says, get fucked, Baldos. More than 15 minutes of Bossman, bitch. That's right. Bossman always wins. Bossman, Bruce, stay winning. 3:27:56 Unknown_13: um humble guardsman for once my favorite thing was when you were dragging a cable and it sounded like you were setting up i already read that happy to help gromless wonder for 10 says why are always the architects of our own downfall um we are always the architects yeah kind of the only thing that's required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing Thank you. Farmer Fletcher says, Welcome back to Burgerland, John Potter. Ethan Ralph will die this year locking in my prediction. Good to hear it. Good prediction. Not Lowell from KenoChat2 for 10 says, Josh, make sure to read Dave's super chat. Okay, I will. Employee Magic from Five says, Late to the party. Thought it was noting how anime sucks. Copen Sneed got 15 seconds of fame on Arcade and immediately became annoying as fuck when Maddie streams with AI porn and flexing pictures. I mean... Unknown_13: He was already annoying. Unknown_13: He just got more annoying. 3:28:51 Unknown_13: Sneedo, for one, says, Free my nigga Bossman. Free my nigga Bossman. He fucking innocent. Didn't do nothing. Fuck that shit. Unknown_13: Thank you. Shisky2 for five says, I don't care about any of those people. I'm going to be real with you. Unknown_13: Sneedo for 10 says free my nigga boss man, and then there is a cat box file. Let's check it out I wonder if it's gonna be boss man related. No Fuck not supported. I'm tired bitch. Shut the fuck up pussy getting the fucking back of the bus getting the fucking back You go behind me bitch That's racist. Thank you. D Schneider for 20 says happy impending new year. Any plans to finish the life is strange game? Yes, I will. The first thing 2025 we're playing life is strange. We're finishing it. We're going to find out what's happening. We're going to, we're going to beat the game. Thank you. Turbo no brain for 10 says 2025 is going to be our year bros. I feel it. I feel it too in my bones. Thank you. So you know, everyone says something for your next stream items made a new video talking about my body my choice and then there is a Kiwi Farms post I'm opening that I have to sign in to confirm. I'm not a bot to watch any YouTube links. 3:30:12 Unknown_13: I'm sorry, bro It's just called your body my vessel Featuring Nick Fuentes. I'm not sure what happens in this video. Oh, there is a preserve tube link. Unknown_14: I Unknown_14: Okay, I can try to watch this. Unknown_14: I'll just skip to like somewhere in the middle, I guess. Unknown_14: We've never ever seen Candace Owens for waiting until she was 30 to have kids. Unknown_13: There's a clip of this young conservative. I was just crying about fucking conservative. What a boring asshole. 3:30:45 Unknown_13: TechController410 says, Happy New Year from Deutschland. Thank you. Unknown_13: I don't know how to say Happy New Year in German. I'm sure it's like some weird expression. Unknown_13: Happy New Year in German. Unknown_13: Isn't there like a thing that they say? I think around New Year's time the Germans have a fancy expression that they use. New Year's greeting in German. 3:31:19 Unknown_13: oh guten rush root rich it means good slide like have a nice slide into the new year it's the thing that the the krauts only say during new year's Unknown_13: Thank you. Oregano769055 for $100 says, just got off a plane with no sleep. Cringing face. Wish you the very best for 2025. Dude, the jet lag was rough. Unknown_13: I triumphed, though, with the help of caffeine, as always. Unknown_13: Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Sorry to hear about your misery, by the way. Unknown_13: Baja Blast from Dory45 says, Welcome back, mate. 2025 is going to be a great year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Josh. And chat, God bless. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Octavia, sales rep, for $20, says, Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Good-a-rich. 3:32:00 Unknown_13: Thank you. Snito, for one, says, Happy New Year, Josh. Happy New Year. Anime Extremist for two says, Do you really like predictable, repetitive humor, and that's why you like Bossman Jack, because he's really predictable, or do you prefer more spontaneous, unpredictable locales? Um... Unknown_13: bossman jack it's not that he's predictable funny it's that um what i what i like about lolcals is when people do stupid things and then suffer the consequences of their actions and bossman's kind of like a condensed drug of that like he does the stupid thing and suffers the consequence immediately and he just keeps doing it 3:32:52 Unknown_13: But he's also really nice and funny sometimes. He has a personality that's just, I don't know. I don't find it repulsive. I find it entertaining. Unknown_13: So it just kind of works. Unknown_13: At least for me. All else fails for $50. Happy New Year, everyone. Here's to a year of progressing free speech and making financial markets free and open again. And crypto coming to rumble, hopefully. I doubt it. I don't think they're going for that. But they just did get a huge cash injection, so we'll see. Thank you very much. I agree. MHDarkLola42 says, Welcome back, Josh. Welcome back. Tallahassee, Florida on the map. See you at Arby's. Happy New Year. Dude, I hate Arby's. 3:33:27 Unknown_13: Thank you. Hickey Slick for $100. Happy New Year. Brandon Sanderson's new book is gay as fuck. First book in my life I haven't been able to finish despite being the fifth book in a series I otherwise enjoy. The Stormlight Archives. I've got great news for you. I have no fucking idea what any of that is. Sorry to hear your book sucks though, but thank you very much and Happy New Year. Unknown_13: anime extremist for five says happy new year josh glad to see you return safely with more financial freedom i love the podcast literally the best show on earth i look forward to every weekend tell my friends about base i finally i got the animes on my side for once i can't believe it thank you happy new year the bugs for once is when i've worked in construction i ho idaho during covid every house we built was already being sold and house prices jumped the median went from 300 to 600 dude 3:34:21 Unknown_13: Yeah. Um, I don't know what the fuck happened. I don't know if it was just strictly immigration or people working from home or what, but like, yeah, it doubled easy. Unknown_13: Anime extremist for five says, by the way, I might spill a secret. I don't actually watch anime. I chose the name specifically to troll TCR's ghost who hates anime with a passion. Best of luck in the new year. Stay great. I knew that the animes would never be on my sign. Unknown_13: uh hamster for 20 says how did it work so i got home and i scrambled to send you a well earned shekel a month is too long use this money to buy ammo or put it towards your dream akimbo 50 cal desert eagles i have a very specific rifle that i want um but i don't think i would like to share pictures of it but i don't want to like i don't know you're not really supposed to so that kind of sucks i would like to show it off if i get it thank you very much matomo mat zero for 40 says happy new year josh happy new year thank you 3:35:13 Unknown_13: Three Cat Pile Up for $100 says, have you ever had Miss Vicky's sea salt and malt vinegar chips? They're very super, super vinegary and you'll possibly like them. Happy New Year and welcome back. Happy New Year. Thank you. I have not, though I am intrigued by your offering. If I see them, I will pick them up. Thank you. Unknown_13: Steendo from one says, I bet you Josh is culture shocked on the big screens in New York cars and trucks and that tobacco and vapes is 21 now. Unknown_13: It is weird seeing everyone vape all the time. Unknown_13: It's not super new, but we eradicated tobacco by the time I left. Now everyone's vaping. 3:35:51 Unknown_13: The screens in cars, kind of. I got more shocked from the key fob being a thing. Physical keys don't exist anymore. And then in certain cars, they don't even have a dashboard. It's like one giant TV monitor. Unknown_13: It's not what a car is to me in my head. Unknown_13: Hickey select for 20 says you comment about pee pee poo poo edge reminds me of the scene from over the hedge where the raccoon talks about how Americans love food. Okay. I'll listen to the second of it. I might not be able to actually. 3:36:24 Unknown_06: Yeah, there's like the pop, drop, fizz, whiz. Oh, what a relief it is. So many fucking indigestion ads. And people, if you don't notice it, it's because you're desensitized. Unknown_13: Thank you. Unknown_13: Humble Guardsman produces pay your tithe. God pays it back from the dividends in the form of blessings. If it doesn't have to go to the church, you can give it directly to the poor if you like. I don't have any money. I've thought about it, but I don't know. I would need to know it's going to a good place before I just give people money. 3:36:55 Unknown_13: for one says for all lang sign my dear for all lang sign fuck you jack fuck you stripe for the love for the sake god for the sake gore for the sake of old lang's sign thank you brandon woo hyper bimbo for two says my prediction for josh is that he will be spotted and it will be really funny not a threat not even liz fong jones could visit chicago without emitting enough lowercase i internet particles to be spotted easy you have no idea what i look like You don't know that I have gotten tattoos and grown my hair out to my waist, and I have brown eye contact lenses and no teeth anymore. You just don't know. 3:37:30 Unknown_13: PrepBoyRick42 says, this is the Dell hotline. How can I help you do the needful? Unknown_13: Well, thankfully, he has a checklist you can go down. So even if you give him information, he'll just go down the checklist and ask you the same fucking questions you've already answered. Brian Bucket for 10 says, Josh has returned to the swamps of his childhood to prepare for battle, just like the ancient Anglos. Don't compare me to Anglo, motherfucker. Unknown_13: Judy Tester for five says, just tuned in to finally hear your voice and I'm in tears. We are so finally and platonically back, bro. That's gay. Thank you. Dingus Combaticus for $50 says, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, you filthy animal. Thank you very much. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. All else fails for tenses. Rumble CEO is teasing a crypto tie-in base. I hope I fucking make a trillion dollars then. Thanks. If only Chris Pavlosky would answer my fucking emails when I warn him that he's using a terrible service for DDoS mitigation. That would be nice. 3:38:09 Unknown_13: Koli Dante from 50 says, Sanderson wants to worry about mental health, so he consulted Redditors on their lived experience of being lazy and pretending to have multiple personalities. 3:38:48 Unknown_13: Well, probably shouldn't have fucking done that then. Thank you very much. Okay, and on that, my voice is going, I gotta get the fuck out of here before... Unknown_13: Before I die. Unknown_13: Thank you very much, everybody, for the overwhelming support. I really appreciate it. I will see you guys in 2025. Take it easy. Probably will announce it on doing a stream on Friday and do a look back on some other stuff. Unknown_13: I'll see what I can do if I want to do that. I might probably do Life is Strange over the weekend. That's my tentative plan for right now. Unknown_13: So I have a difficult time to pick out a song for this outro stream. I was considering Old Lang Syne. I was considering a bunch of other stuff. But I will instead play a song which I have been enjoying immensely while traveling at 210 kilometers an hour. 3:39:23 Unknown_13: Thank you for watching. See you guys when I see you. Unknown_14: Bye-bye. Unknown_14: Oh, it's not playing? Fuck me. Okay, hold up. 3:39:59 Unknown_13: The pain of existing. Unknown_13: Why does this not play into the fucking... Okay, hold up. Unknown_14: I tried playing it on title, but then it doesn't play into my... And then I want to play into... Do I have to do it into this one? Unknown_13: Okay. See you guys on Friday, probably. Take it easy. Bye-bye. 3:40:41 Unknown_01: I see a thousand women, but not one with eyes like these. The world is hard, but you give me trust and love. And I still know exactly, I asked my bro, who is this woman? Then he just said, she is new in the city. She is unfortunately already forgiven. But I saw you and could not live without you. Did you hear the love from the verses? No, it's not a fairy tale, it was love at first sight. You are my girl, I love you. Deine Entscheidung war ne schwere Woche Aber jedes neue Treffen hab ich mehr genossen Bis wir uns küssten und liebten, so heiß und so tief Unsere Liebe wurde prophezeit in den Hieroglyphen Als du das erste Mal gesagt hast, du liebst mich Konnt ich mir vorstellen, wie das Paradies ist Egal was für ne Frau, was für Hüften, was für Beine Ladies, keine Chance, dies oder keine 3:42:03 Unknown_01: For life and also for a life after And we fly around the planets, around Venus and Mars We were in Cuba and LA, Miami Beach And there is one like her all over the world Because you are my Cleopatra I lay my feet on your world like a big star You are in pictures and festivals like good movies Everything about you is precious Baby, you know that I sacrifice everything for you Hold on to my love, because it doesn't fade This is a deeper track, they don't check it out Unknown_01: I love rap. This will last forever. Hereby I hold your hand, baby. Unknown_23: The one, the only, no one for anyone.