Mad at the Internet (October 15th, 2024) 2024-10-15

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Unknown_16: Hello, chat. Why do people say muted before the stream has even started? I just don't understand. Yes, I'm late. I'm late because the internet didn't work. And then, like, it didn't work in general. And I tried fucking with it. And then I had, like, a little Wi-Fi chip on my laptop to extend its range. And I ended up pulling that out. And then it wouldn't reconnect. Like, the Wi-Fi chip was just like, no, I'm not going to work anymore. So I had to restart my computer, which means that I had to restart my browser, which I had already set up with all the clips and stuff preloaded. So then I had to set everything back up again. It was a nightmare. and then my monitor was unplugged. It's going to be nice. One day I'm going to have an office with a computer in it, and I will be able to stream from office with computer. But that is a far-flung fantasy, a very distant future, not currently coinciding with my existing reality.

0:01:47
Unknown_16: Anyways, yeah, let's show it. I guess since the stream is so late, I can just jump right into the stuff that's actually fun to talk about, can't I? That's the benefit of being late is that people actually have a time to show up.

Unknown_16: Let's just do the Pokemon shit. So let's just let's not let's not skirt around this. Someone hacked Game Freak. Game Freak is the company which has produced Pokemon, one of the most successful media franchises in human history.

0:02:31
Unknown_16: In terms of its total profitability across all of its media, all of its games, its television series, its merchandise, and so on and so forth. I think it's like, for whatever reason, it's neck and neck with Hello Kitty. I think China has single-handedly made Hello Kitty a thing for Asian people. White people don't really care about Hello Kitty, but I think the Chinese market has spent trillions of dollars into the Hello Kitty market. Hello Kitty is like a secret, like, massive corporation. It's the real, like, dark cabal. You want to know who runs the world, who's pulling the strings, who's the shadowy cabal that hides behind the curtains manipulating the flow of the world economy? It's not Black Rock. It's not the Jews. It's Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty has amassed an incredible amount of wealth entirely off Asian people, and they use it to exploit us.

0:03:16
Unknown_16: Um...

Unknown_16: I think putting the hamster up is a bad idea, but we'll do it. They put the pumpkin hamster in there. We'll do pumpkins. This is pretty spooky, I guess.

Unknown_16: So, Pokemon hacked. What did they release? A lot of stuff from the development cycles, going all the way back to silver and gold, which is a little bit crazy.

0:03:51
Unknown_16: Old beta versions of compositions, design documents regarding map layouts and puzzles in the games, early editions of sprites. and lore, details about the characters in the universe. Because when you are writing a fictional universe, what people will do is they'll actually write out a bunch of stuff, and then when they develop their game plot or they develop the world for the user, they derive a lot of things that happen from the whole universe that is written. And when it's done correctly, you can just make sure as you go, of course, but...

0:04:33
Unknown_16: A very well-established world usually has a trove of lore that doesn't actually get published, and it helps inform the world so that as the player plays or the reader reads, they get hints that there's something bigger than just what they're experiencing, because there is.

Unknown_16: Tolkien, of course, is a master of this. There's so much non-canonical extra lore to the Tolkien universe that was just things that he mused about in his spare time. And as a result, the Tolkien books were very rich because there was always a sense that the world, the universe, Middle Earth and shit, existed outside of just the actual narrative fiction that people read. And Pokemon, as I wind back to the topic at hand, Pokemon decided to do this in a very Japanese way. with lots of bestiality rape fanfiction between Pokemon and humans.

0:05:28
Unknown_16: Japanese people that were responsible for the creation of Pokemon decided that they would ape some real-life Japanese mythology into the Pokemon universe, which of course, as it is Japanese mythology, includes rape. So, here are these stories that were plucked out for me. I actually read through them. Ah, I spoiled something, but...

Unknown_16: Alright, it's going to get spoiled anyways. Let's just get it out of the way. This is what we're breaching into, okay? No bones about it, we're getting tiflosioned here, okay?

0:06:07
Unknown_16: Let's start the stream off right with bestiality pornography.

Unknown_16: Theme, the relationship between humans and Pokemon, human-like ways of thinking. Long ago, when the boundary between Pokemon and humans was unclear, there was a village somewhere. One day, a girl from that village went into the mountains to gather firewood. She found well-dried, deep wood deep in the forest, so she kept going further in, before she realized that the sun was setting, and she had lost her way.

Unknown_16: Uh, the man says, you must be lost. I know the way down the mountain, but with your pace, it would be midnight before we get there. I'll take you back in the morning, so why don't you rest at my place tonight?

0:06:45
Unknown_16: Um, he says, you must be hungry. Eat this. Let's sleep for the night. Even if you wake up before I do, don't look at my face. The next morning when the girl woke up, the man was asleep. She honored their promise, stayed laying down and waiting. Before long, she fell back asleep.

Unknown_16: Uh, she was awakened by the man's voice. She looked inside the cell and was already sitting. We'll eat green berries. Wait here.

Unknown_16: And then he said again, don't look at my face.

Unknown_16: The same routine continued with them waking up when the sun had set and the man going out to gather berries and the two of them eating and sleeping together. Eventually the girl realized that the man was a Typhlosion. As winter approached, the Typhlosion dug deeper into the cave and said to the girl, go and gather firewood for the firewood. Break off the branches from the higher parts of the tall trees.

0:07:19
Unknown_18: Um...

Unknown_18: One day when she was awoke, the girl was holding a child.

Unknown_16: What? Where did that come from? After several days, the Tiflosian said, Your father is looking for you, but you are my wife, so I can't return you. I will have to fight him. The girl pleaded, Please don't do that. Don't kill my father. How can I live with you if you kill my family? You are a good person. Please stay here with me and sleep.

0:07:57
Unknown_16: Tiflosian said, Your father is close by. Go and see. Where did the child come from?

Unknown_16: Is that how they described that there was, like, a relationship between them?

Unknown_16: One day when she awoke, the girl was holding a child.

Unknown_16: Yeah, that's a weird way of, like, jump-skipping time and saying, like, they had a family or whatever together.

Unknown_16: The snowstorm was raging. Don't tell her I read that. Deflosion went outside. Wait. Wait.

0:08:30
Unknown_16: The girl said, Please don't do it. Don't kill my father. If anyone is to be killed, let it be you. Goodbye. We'll never meet again. So she said, I'd rather you die than my father. And the Typhlosion said, Okay, fine. He went outside, and there was a loud noise. The girl looked outside, and her father had killed the Typhlosion. She rushed out and said to her father, Father, you have killed my husband. I have been living with him all this time. He was my husband. Please give me a husband. The Typhlosion's eyes, voice, and heart. The girl built a fire at the place where the Typhlosion had been killed and put his eyes, voice, and heart into the flame. She sang the song the Typhlosion had taught her until the fire burned out.

0:09:04
Unknown_16: The young men teased and tormented the girl and her child. It became worse over time, then one day they tried to drape a Typhlosion pelt over them. The girl returned home and pleaded with her parents, please tell the villagers to stop teasing us. If they put that pelt on us, we will surely become Typhlosion. We are already half Typhlosion as it is. Despite the parents' pleas, the villagers did not listen. In fact, they found it even more amusing and eventually draped the Typhlosion pelt over the girl and her child. At that moment, they howled loudly and vanished into the depths of the forest. The two were never seen again. And so people became to understand Typhlosions are half-human beings. This is fucking psychotic. Like, I expected weird, gross, Japanese bestiality porn. Like, I understand the Japanese as like a predator understands prey. But this I was not expecting. This, like, truly schizophrenic nonsense.

0:09:37
Unknown_16: Okay, this is called The Collapse of the Culture and Relationships.

Unknown_16: In a coastal village, there was a man. One day, he was walking around. He found a female octillery washed up on the beach. From what I understand, that's like a squid.

0:10:11
Unknown_16: The man had relations with the artillery and then threw it back to the sea. The next day he went to the same spot and found the same artillery again. What a slut. He had once more relations with it and threw it back to the sea.

Unknown_16: In the dream, the artillery spoke to him. I cannot come to you, but I will deliver our child to you. It is our child, yours and mine. The next morning, the man went to the place where he met the artillery. There he found a boy.

Unknown_16: The man took the boy home and raised him. Time passed. The boy grew into a young man and the father passed away. The young man was always lonely. One day as the young man was walking along the shore he saw a group of people playing in the distance. They were all holding very large swords in their hands as they danced. The young man approached the people and as he got closer he saw that Sharpedo was playing along the beach. How does a shark play on the beach? I guess in the water? When he tried to get even closer, the Sharpedo suddenly leapt into the sea all at once. However, one of the Sharpedo lingered, looking around three times before swimming away. At the spot where the Sharpedo had been playing, there was a large sword lying on the ground. It was in the shape he had never seen before. It was very sharp and pointed. The young man took the sword home. The next day, the young man took the sword and went to the forest. While walking through the forest, he encountered a Yuzuring, which is a bear.

0:11:18
Unknown_16: He tried slashing at the Yuzuring's mouth with the sword, and the mouth was easily severed. Wow, what the fuck? Next, he stabbed the Yuzuring's eyes. and they were easily pierced. Finally, the young man thrust the sword into the Erzring's chest, and the Erzring died effortlessly. That day, the young man had killed 30 Erzring. Oh my god. After that, he always carried the sword with him, playing by injuring the Pokemon he encountered or cutting parts of their bodies.

Unknown_16: Sounds kind of like an asshole. One autumn, while the young man was searching for firewood, he had lost his way. After walking for a while, he stumbled upon an urzaring's den. Inside, there was an elderly urzaring lying down. The elderly urzaring looked at the young man and said, Come inside. The young man hesitated, but as it was getting dark outside, he entered the den. Before long, people began to enter the den one after the other, filling the room completely. Looking closer, he saw that all the people had scarred faces and some of them were missing their eyes. They were chatting among themselves, but the young man ignored them and fell asleep.

0:11:54
Unknown_16: If you're like the number one erzering murderer in the entire world and an old one invites you into his den and it's filled with people, I'm not going to be like, yeah, I'm checking out. See y'all in the morning. Peace. Don't touch my very pointy sword, by the way, that I have with me. That's nonsense.

0:12:36
Unknown_18: What?

Unknown_18: Why is this guy just spamming... I can't read the weird Japanese lore? No, go fuck yourself, bro. I can't believe people are like, no, don't fucking... I don't understand. I'm gonna read the story about the bear.

0:13:11
Unknown_16: Listen, I can't turn the kick sensor off. I know it didn't work like that before, but it changed. It's not, look, I can show you the fucking page. Like I don't fucking get it. Like I'm trying to like, like read and I look over and people like having a fucking melty. Holy shit. No, let me show you. Let me show you. Cause you're fucking complaining.

0:13:54
Unknown_18: Give me a second, I'm just gonna load up the snipping tool.

Unknown_18: Okay, get ready.

Unknown_16: This is the capture. AI moderation level. Zero. Sexual. No filtering. Violence. No filtering. Bullying. No filtering. Drugs. No filtering. Weapons. No filtering. Gibberish. Off. Spam. Off. But then you see hate, slurs, hate speech, promotion of hateful ideology, some filtering. Now do you notice that in this option there is no selection for no filtering? That's because there is no option for no filtering. I can't turn it off. It is a site-wide mandatory anti-slur feature. You can't say the F slur and you can't say the N word. That's the rules. Eddie wrote them himself. It's built into the fucking system. Is there any issue? Like, I just don't get it.

0:15:01
Unknown_18: Okay.

Unknown_18: Here's what we're going to do. Bye-bye.

Unknown_16: I'm going to read my bear rape fanfic and you guys can chill out.

Unknown_16: Okay, so he laid down in the den for some reason, even though the bears have circled him.

0:15:42
Unknown_16: When spring arrived, so he like stayed there an entire year. The elderly Urza Ring said, do you want to go home? Then I shall send you home. When you return, a whale lord will soon be found near your village. Go there. We will send a man. You must leave the sword behind and bring a witness. Why did you do such things, cutting faces and slicing off noses?

Unknown_16: The elderly Erzling escorted the young man back to the village. Upon his return, the young man recounted everything that had happened to the villagers.

Unknown_16: The following morning, the young man took the villagers with him and headed to the shore. As they walked along the coast, they found a large oil lord. Nearby on the beach was a teddy Urza. When it noticed the young man, the teddy Urza hid in the forest. The large Urza ring came out in its place.

0:16:17
Unknown_16: The Urza ring charged him. The young man tried to draw the sword he had hidden, but it got stuck and he couldn't pull it out, so he rushed at the Urza ring with his bare hands.

Unknown_16: They punched each other's faces, they strangled each other, and they choked each other to death, collapsing on top of one another. The villagers went back and told the others, what the fuck is the point of this? So he murdered a bunch of people, then trusted one for no reason whatsoever, left them sort, and then went to go see a whale and died. That's a very Japanese story. Japanese people can't tell a story for shit.

0:16:50
Unknown_16: Nobody plays Pokemon for the fucking story.

Unknown_16: Okay.

Unknown_16: Two men lived by hunting Pokemon. The men in the West were not particularly skilled, but he had followed rules.

Unknown_16: In the East, a skilled hunter often neglected these rules.

Unknown_16: They went to hunt and saw a rapidash on the plain. Its lush mane shone beautifully in the sun. Mane is fire. I imagine that it shines beautifully even at night because it is flame. As the man from the west readied his bow, the rapidash spoke, We have children now. If I die, there will be none of us left in this plain. The man in the west lowered his bow and said, Then I will not kill you. However, I desire your beautiful mane. So I ask that you will become my wife. Okay.

0:17:24
Unknown_16: The Rapidash became the wife of the man from the West. About two months when the Ponata began appearing in the plains, the man from the West was riding on the back of his wife, the Rapidash, running across the plain. How do you not get set on fire when you do that? They reached a place where many Rapidash and Ponyta were resting. The wife said, I mean, I think they're literally, unless he's like, I think he's sharing. He says, okay, so she says, these are my husbands. So he is sharing this horse.

0:17:58
Unknown_16: This is very weird. A few days later, the man from the east went out hunting. When he reached the plains, he saw the ponytail. Immediately, he shot an arrow and killed it. As he continued looking for more prey, he encountered a rapidash. It was a female rapidash. The rapidash tried to say something, but the man from the east ignored it and shot his arrow. He then cut off the mane of the rapidash he had killed and, proud of the beautiful mane, decided to show it off to the man from the west. He wrapped the mane around his head and headed home. Eventually, tired of walking, the man from the east decided to rest upon a large tree by the lake.

0:18:31
Unknown_16: As the man from the west and his wife, the Rapidash, walked along the lake shore, they saw a glimpse of the Rapidash's mane under the shadow of the big tree. He has mail. He has no children, so if you need, you may hunt him, said the wife.

0:19:06
Unknown_16: The man shot and narrowed at the Rapidash. When they approached the play, he found the man from the east laying there wrapped in the Rapidash's mane. Oh, my God. She tricked him into killing the guy.

Unknown_16: So this is like a nine. She says, take this main back with you. And as you hunt the rapid dash, follow the rules I have told you. So she, she fucked this dude and then can trick him into hunting the other hunter.

Unknown_16: And then she threatens him and says, follow the rules I have told you. I guess implying that if he doesn't, she's going to have sex with some other random Japanese man and trick him into killing him. Okay, that's very weird.

0:19:38
Unknown_16: So there were memes. I already showed this one, which I had loaded up. This one is specifically for Nick Ricada, and I appreciate it.

Unknown_16: However, people also noticed this.

Unknown_16: The documents have authorship, Chet. The documents have authors. And indeed, it appears to be a woman named Yu Nakatsui. Now, I have been told and learned many times, Chet, that the female Gunnar Minnis is a thousand times worse even than the male Gunnar Minnis.

0:20:26
Unknown_16: But is it?

Unknown_16: Further research indicates that New Nakatsui was originally Tsuguru Nakatsui.

Unknown_16: The weird Pokemon pornography lore that you've just heard is the creation of a tranny chat.

Unknown_16: A Japanese 2000s tranny wrote, wove into the Game Freak lore.

0:21:02
Unknown_16: Pokemon sucks.

Unknown_16: So don't worry. If you're angry about this, know that your childhood game has this weird menacing Japanese animal sex vibe in the background. Just keep in mind who really did it.

Unknown_18: Um, there's one more thing that I have.

Unknown_16: Oh, the, uh, the, um, Pokemon, wait, not the Pokemon, the, um, what's it called?

0:21:33
Unknown_16: Oh, the fans.

Unknown_16: Uh, the fans are angry.

Unknown_16: Poke for relax says, okay, so now literally the entire plot, the Pokemon horizons has fully leaked. All the characters, Pokemon, storylines, backstories, plot twists, climaxes, ideas, world building, character returns, and more. I'm actually so gutted, man. Genuinely heartbroken. I don't understand how.

Unknown_16: And then, out of context, Pokemon, breaking character, says, The only thing these leakers deserve is a huge find and a nice, long vacation in prison.

0:22:11
Unknown_16: They played with fire. Now they'll reap what they sowed. Still, I feel bad for the employees that worked hard on this. They don't deserve this kind of treatment. These motherfuckers want people put in fucking jail for spoiling the plot of Pokemon, a game that has no plot. You just walk around and solve the boulder maze and then you throw balls at feral animals and train them to kill other animals like a bunch of pit bulls with special powers.

Unknown_16: But people need to go in jail for that, I guess.

0:22:45
Unknown_16: Oh, I forgot. We have to turn the slow-mo back on. Oh, thank fucking God, bro.

Unknown_16: I never understood that. I've always had slow-mo on all my stream chats because there are people who will sit there for a four-hour long stream and spam the same fucking message every second for hours and hours and hours straight. And it's like, I don't understand what... It's like if you put that guy in a fucking chair with a peanut button, they'll just sit there tapping the peanut button forever like a little monkey.

0:23:30
Unknown_16: Josh hates Pokemon because his mom didn't let him get a Pikachu tattoo. I could have gotten a Pikachu tattoo if I wanted to.

Unknown_16: Okay, I don't really have a story for this. This is my theory before I show you this. I think that this game is languishing.

Unknown_16: I don't know who the fuck plays it. There's no talk about it. The reviews for the game are negative. But it's also the pride and joy of the company that made it. So they have to try and keep it relevant somehow.

Unknown_16: And so they've done this. Number one, this looks like a porn skin, but apparently this is like a real thing. Overwatch 2 has officially announced that if you get level 175 in the Season 13 Battle Pass, you will unlock the subtitle. Like how in Helldivers it says Super Citizen or whatever your rank is. You'll unlock the special title, Kitten of Discord.

0:24:05
Unknown_16: Like, just on the nose, direct grooming, gooning reference baked into the fucking game.

Unknown_16: So you can get your fucking bimbo porn skin for your mercy heel slut, and then you can literally make your title the kitten of Discord and play the game. So I'm assuming that this is just what they're banking on. Like, Blizzard is in default. ActiveBlizz is going down the fucking drain. Everybody is abandoning ship. The stonks are going down. I think the only thing keeping the entire business solvent at this point is, like... indonesian gacha game players that are addicted to diablo 4 like i legit have no fucking idea who plays that shit um but i think that's like where the game industry has gone as a whole i've watched a bunch of videos it's um i ended up watching this guy's channel where he just like played super old mmos that were still plugged in because they had they still generated revenue and he would like play everquest and shit it was i forgot his name something mmo

0:25:33
Unknown_16: But he also did like a video series about Diablo 4 or Diablo Immortal or whatever for the phone. And just how like crazy, crazy predatory the whole system was. And in terms of like exploiting its users, how there was like literally 16 different currencies in the...

Unknown_16: Strife Hayes. Yeah, Josh Strife Hayes. That's him.

Unknown_16: He plays old MMOs, but he also does video essays. I mean, he only did a video essay on Diablo Immortal. And it was crazy how exploitative this game was in terms of... having multiple different currencies, items that look near identical but have extremely important functional differences between the paid-for premium versions and the not paid-for versions, and how you can literally just dump as much fucking money as you want into it. How the games, like the actual dungeons that you're supposed to do for this loot, is effectively just a way to bypass the European gambling system.

0:26:12
Unknown_16: They have rules about gambling, but there can't be any level of skill. So you put in one of your gems, and then you get to play a dungeon. At the dungeon, you have a guaranteed number of legendary rolls. But if you die while playing the dungeon and you lose, you get to keep your gem. So it's a very short dungeon. If you lose, there's no consequences. And then at the end, you get a fixed number of rolls. So it's technically a game of skill in the most rudimentary possible way imaginable.

0:26:58
Unknown_16: But it's effectively just a loot box. So it's like this crazy, crazy exploitative system designed to make people get desperate enough to put their credit card in to redeem free loot, basically.

Unknown_16: And it must make a fucking obscene amount of money. Because I think that all the most profitable games in the world right now are those kinds of loot box games. Like, what are the other ones? It's like Azure Blue, I think. I've seen that one. It's like a bunch of different anime-looking games that are like hero shooters. And then there's Genshin Impact.

0:27:34
Unknown_16: And...

Unknown_16: Nike. Yeah, Nike. That one. Like anytime you open the Google Play Store, you just see like an anime hero game advertised to you. Like, hey, do you want to develop a chronic addiction to Skinner boxes? Like, no, I fucking don't. So that's where the gaming industry is gone. Why don't they make good games anymore? Back in the day, you had to make a good game in order to sell it because it would sell by word of mouth. You play Diablo 2 and you're like, holy shit, this is a fucking awesome game.

0:28:09
Unknown_16: That's how I got into it. My next-door neighbor... I was in the fifth grade when that game came out. And my next-door neighbor had parents that played World of Warcraft. They were... I remember this very distinctly. They were in the Air Force, or at least his father was. And they were both huge into WoW. And they also played Diablo 2 when it came out. And I just remember sitting behind them at the computer... playing this extremely gory game that had these... The cinematics for Diablo 2 the year they were released were breathtaking. They look silly now if you go look them up. They still hold up. They look bad. They look Shrek-ish because of the era. But the voice acting and stuff for the Diablo 2 Cinematics still hold up as really, really cool.

0:28:42
Unknown_16: Actually, they remastered it so you don't even need to. And they still hold up in the remastered version.

Unknown_16: But you played it because people told you about it. Nowadays, you play it because your Twitch streamer plays or whatever and gets free shit. If I started playing, like... Dude, I could fucking mog the weebs. If I started playing Genshin Impact to, like, 2,000 or 3,000 people, I would immediately get, like, a direct sponsorship from whatever fucking studio, and I would be like... clicking the box and all the best anime skins would pop out immediately and all the fucking weebs that watch this shit and play that fucking game would be like, what the fuck? I spent $200. I worked at Whataburger for an entire week and I got a $300 check and $200 of that went to try and get my favorite anime babe skin and he gets it his first click. That's because I got the sponsorship. I got that stream of privilege. You would suffer.

0:29:57
Unknown_16: Suffer with envy.

Unknown_16: A Chinese sellout, exactly. I've been plotting my escape for years, boys.

Unknown_16: Anyways, like I said, I think that's just the direction. I wouldn't be surprised if there's like an Overwatch gotcha game in the future. I don't know how much money Diablo makes. Is that public? ActiveBuzz is a publicly traded company, right? Can I look this up?

0:30:31
Unknown_16: is ActiBlizz Public.

Unknown_18: Activision Blizzard merger revenue.

Unknown_16: Traded as ATVI.

Unknown_16: ATVI Investor Relations Diablo Immortal.

Unknown_16: Oh, I found it. Activision Blizzard says in their 2023

0:31:05
Unknown_16: Investor Relations report that Diablo Immortal made $2 million a day. That's $700 million. $730 million. Just by June 30th of 2024. That's crazy. That's a lot of money.

Unknown_16: There you go. That's the money pit. You got the Indians putting their $10 roos in to get impressive skins in a fucking Skinner game. How much money do you think that Overwatch and the fucking re-release of Warcraft and Diablo 2 made? Probably a pittance in comparison. A pittance.

0:31:43
Unknown_16: I'm telling you, I should get into digging into investor reports. I bet you there's all sorts of juicy shit hidden there.

Unknown_16: For, um...

Unknown_18: for content.

Unknown_18: Someone sent me a link. Can I pull that up?

Unknown_16: Smith really wants me to look at this. I'll look at it.

Unknown_16: Gotcha Gaming.

0:32:16
Unknown_16: Sensor Tower Monthly... I've never even heard of Sensor Tower.

Unknown_16: Monthly Revenue Report.

Unknown_18: Holy shit, I can't open this because it's like... Yeah, because I... If I just zoom in really, really close, I can see.

Unknown_16: Oh, okay, so it's like a bunch of different games.

Unknown_16: So in September 20... This is for the month of September 2024. Honkai Star Rail made $67 million, which is about $2 million a day.

0:32:57
Unknown_16: Love in Deep Space, which I've also never heard of, made 62 million dollars in that month. Genshin Impact made 45.

Unknown_16: AFK Journey made 34, which is about half of what it made in August.

Unknown_16: Zenlist Zone Zero, also never heard of, made $34 million. Dragon Ball Z Dokken Battle made $33 million. Naruto Mobile made $24 million. Naruto is making almost a million dollars a day in 2024.

0:33:32
Unknown_16: Uma Masume Pretty Derby made 23. Monster Strike made 22. Fate Grand Order, which I've heard of, but I don't know anything about. These games all look the same. It's like an ensemble cast of anime characters that look fucking identical to each other.

Unknown_16: Ark Knights made 18.

Unknown_16: That's also an anime game, even though it sounds like it would be Western. Nike made 14. Azur Lane made 11. Puzzles and Dragons made 10. That's the first one that doesn't look like anime.

0:34:06
Unknown_16: One Piece Bounty Rush made 8. Light and Night made 8. Summoner's War made 8. Reverse 1999 made 7 million.

Unknown_18: Where is, um... Where's the one that Darkside Phil plays?

Unknown_18: I don't see it.

Unknown_18: Maybe it's not a part of this group. This is like one group of people.

Unknown_16: Oh, this is only one region of it.

0:34:39
Unknown_16: I don't even know the difference. I assume that one is like America and one is like Asia or whatever.

Unknown_16: Yeah, it's a lot of fucking money, bro.

Unknown_16: Anyways, my point is that they're selling Discord kitten titles in Overwatch because they've lost all their revenue to other Coomer skin games.

Unknown_18: uh okay so this is a battle between wikipedia and the nation of india

0:35:13
Unknown_16: This is the full article text, and I really appreciate this lead-in intro line that these guys started out with. Governments worldwide are no longer hesitant to crack down on social media companies and their executives. In August, it talks about Telegram, Brazil, and then the U.S. trying to ban TikTok.

Unknown_16: And he says,

0:36:13
Unknown_16: What's happening? The reason why I like the little intro thing is that it was true. It used to be like a big thing of shame where if a country tried to ban like a social media platform or censor it, it would be like a big deal and everybody would make fun of them and like South Park would make an episode about what pussies they are.

Unknown_16: And so on and so forth.

Unknown_16: But now, it's just sort of like they all fucking do it.

0:36:46
Unknown_16: And, okay, just so you guys know, the word Pajeet is an auto-delete for the kickstream. I don't know why. It's like a real name, so I don't know why that's the case, but it is.

Unknown_16: If you have an issue with that, just use Rumble. I don't...

Unknown_16: I'm actually super tilted by all the spam. People have just been spamming shit in the fucking chat the entire stream because they're annoyed by it. I lost my train of thought.

Unknown_16: Actually, they're upset by people writing shit in Wikipedia. That's not new for governments. They've been doing that since it was started.

0:37:24
Unknown_16: The thing is that now they have the power to block the site, and they don't really have the option to fight it anymore.

Unknown_16: The other interesting thing was that

Unknown_16: Wikipedia says that we're committed. We're committed to, strongly committed to protecting the privacy of our editors and users on Wikimedia projects. They say that, but they completely ban every and all, like, VPNs. If you try to connect to or edit Wikipedia with a VPN, you're, like, immediately insta-banned. Your account's blocked. You can't register to begin with. You edit an article. They check your IPs and ban you. I honestly...

0:37:55
Unknown_16: I hate Wikipedia.

Unknown_16: I hate Wikipedia. I've talked about it for a while, but I started hating Wikipedia back during Gamergate because I got my old... Like I told you guys a long time ago,

Unknown_16: When I first got a job, the only charity I donated to was Wikimedia. I gave them like $100 a month. No, not a month.

0:38:33
Unknown_16: A year. When I first started working.

Unknown_16: And I canceled my annual subscription after Gamergate because my account got banned for editing the Gamergate wiki page.

Unknown_16: Uh, with an account that was like age and shit. So I, I canceled. And then after that, um, that woman, this is my article about Liz Fong Jones. Um, the woman that ran Wikipedia or Wikimedia foundation for a while is like extremely pro censorship and anti white people. Um,

0:39:05
Unknown_16: And I really appreciate... One of my pet favorite things is that whenever people talk about Eurocentrism in history, they kind of have to sugarcoat it where it's like all these South and Central American and North American tribes in all of Africa, they kind of lose their historical storytelling because... They didn't have written word. And in the case of Africa, not even numerals. They didn't even have numbers. Black people until the 1900s could not conceptualize the mathematical idea of zero. It just didn't exist in their world, the concept of a zero sum concept.

Unknown_16: And so they have to sugarcoat it by saying the reason why history is so Asia and European centric is that we just so happen to have written word. And they always try to like ascribe it to some boring thing. It was it was like, you know, it was a thing for taxes and capitalism and for property. That's why we developed writing. But the Africans, they lived at peace and the Indians lived at peace with the land, with the buffalo.

0:40:07
Unknown_16: As anarcho-communists, they had no need for writing. And that's basically what Wikipedia is. We have to fight these Eurocentric written word supremacists.

Unknown_16: And we have to give a voice to the indigenous folks who lived at peace with the buffalo. I was talking about this because the VPN thing pissed me off. It's true. I hate Wikipedia. I feel like, I think that Encyclopedia Britannica is still around. And from what I understand, Encyclopedia Britannica has gotten better.

0:40:43
Unknown_16: I remember when I was in school, I remember teachers telling me outright that Wikipedia was both better, more voluminous, and also more accurate than other encyclopedias. I think most people were told, don't ever use Wikipedia. I was also told that. Don't cite Wikipedia, but you're supposed to go to their citations and cite them. But they would also tell me that Wikipedia was the best thing ever to exist.

0:41:26
Unknown_16: But if encyclopedia... Like, I don't know. If I would pay money at this point for, like, a wiki or an encyclopedia that's online, that's not Wikipedia. Like, if I... I was willing to pay $100 a year just to support Wikimedia, and now I know it's a corrupt shithole ran by fucking trannies that want me dead. So if there's an encyclopedia that exists that competes with Wikipedia, and you have to pay to have access to it, but it has a full-term staff of people editing and improving it, and not just putting in whatever bullshit for the sake of it, I would be willing to pay money for that.

0:42:15
Unknown_16: Kind of makes me wonder why the government doesn't have one. Don't we have a Library of Congress? Why don't they make an encyclopedia? What the fuck do they use their tax money for? You know what's sad? Since this is kind of like a content, a little bit of a short stream, I can afford to ramble a little bit. I'm going to. You can't stop me.

Unknown_16: You guys know how beautiful the Library of Congress is? I'm going to show you how beautiful this building is.

Unknown_18: Isn't this just incredible, this building?

0:42:48
Unknown_16: Just look at it. Look at the actual fucking beauty of the Library of Congress.

Unknown_16: And this building serves as a toilet for the freaks that live in D.C. Isn't that the saddest fucking thing?

Unknown_16: This building is so fucking cool. It kind of reminds me of like...

Unknown_16: The Reichstag. It's pretty close. I wonder how fucking stupid I am for saying that. That's what I think of.

0:43:19
Unknown_16: It's still called the Reichstag. It's actually pretty fucking close. It has that big glass dome on it.

Unknown_16: Even though it's now called the Bundestag, like the actual government building, the building itself is still referred to as the Reichstag building to this day. Looks a lot like the Library of Congress. I'm not going to fucking lie. I nailed that.

Unknown_16: Dude, I'm pretty fucking right. Anyways.

Unknown_16: My point is, it's a very beautiful building and it serves as a toilet for DC. It makes me sad.

0:43:54
Unknown_18: Just a thought.

Unknown_18: I should go there.

Unknown_18: I'm going to go back to the US. Oh my god, look how pretty that is.

Unknown_16: White people built this. White hands made this. And that's okay. There's no reason to be ashamed.

Unknown_16: White people built this.

Unknown_18: I bet it could make a wiki, is what I'm saying.

Unknown_18: Next.

0:44:26
Unknown_18: This.

Unknown_18: You're looking at the face.

Unknown_16: No, you're not.

Unknown_16: You're looking at the face of the CEO of Sweet Baby Inc., the famous Sweet Baby Inc. that has had a hand in many shitty games that came out recently, became a center of a controversy.

Unknown_16: And the CEO, by the way, it's a Canadian company. And I immediately knew that this woman was Canadian because as I was listening, she kept saying a boot and sorry.

0:45:02
Unknown_16: But she was discussing the Sweet Baby Inc. and more in particular how she was heckin' harasserinoed and she was very sad about being criticized.

Unknown_16: And she was... The chuds. She didn't make all their games woke and shitty, but she would've, she could've. She literally says that like three different times.

Unknown_16: I can't... Actually, let me just play like the first. I remember the first part was very...

Unknown_18: Here we go.

0:45:37
Unknown_10: By day, I am the crazed CEO of Sweet Baby Inc., the DEI-obsessed censorship mafia who is currently ruining and woke-ifying all of the video games that you've ever played.

Unknown_10: Thank you.

Unknown_10: Thank you, it's hard work.

Unknown_16: She had something called XOXO Festival, in case you're concerned about the applause, I'm pretty sure that's fucking gay shit.

Unknown_16: Here we go.

Unknown_16: This part too. Oh, this part's very important because it has a little logo here. I don't know if this is deliberately designed to piss me off, by the way, but you see logos for, like, Reddit and then 4chan, and then the quotes are from, like, I'm sorry, but they put the Kiwi Farms logo here and then cite a quote from 9gag. Like, are you fucking with me? Are you deliberately trying to insult me, weird mutt Canadian? Because that's an insult, I'm going to tell you.

0:46:23
Unknown_10: But literally within a few hours of me seeing that first post, we were not only being accused of, you know, forcing a black person into Alan Wake, which one is cool, but we didn't do.

Unknown_10: And also of putting pride flags into Spider-Man's New York, which again, so good, love to see them, but we were not responsible for them. But suddenly we were

0:46:57
Unknown_16: She kind of contradicts herself a little bit. She says, like, we didn't take credit... Like, we didn't Wokify anything that was, like, the game companies.

Unknown_16: I think that... I don't know if she's, like, retarded or if she's deliberately misrepresenting things, but it's very... Like, at least it was always clear from my perspective that these companies, especially the publicly traded ones that had ESG scores, they were...

Unknown_16: Always incentivize to diversify their games and add shit.

Unknown_16: And I think that she misunderstands what people's criticisms are. Actually, I genuinely don't think that she's intelligent enough to understand what's being said. It's not that she was like the secretly cabal thing being paid by BlackRock to make games shittier. It's that she's shit and all of her writing stuff is complete shit and they churn out shit, but their shit's like compatible with the socio good that companies are promoting. So they specifically would seek her out to make their games more woke. And it's not that she secretly did this. It's that they knowingly asked her for this service because it would benefit their company's public trading.

0:48:10
Unknown_16: And she refuses to address that head-on. She just says, like, I didn't do anything. I was just writing good stories. That's what I heckin' do.

Unknown_16: As I was saying that...

Unknown_18: There was something I remembered myself to say, but then... Oh, this part.

Unknown_18: Let's see.

0:48:50
Unknown_18: we would love to give you a portfolio review.

Unknown_10: And I want to say I love portfolio reviews. It's something that we also do at Sweet Baby for free. So if anybody in the audience right now is looking for a little bit of a portfolio review or want to talk about video games, we'd love to do that. But the problem with portfolio reviews is that they also assume that it's a meritocracy, right? They assume the problem is your portfolio and not the fact that maybe there's a lot of other reasons that you are not getting the gig. So knowing that... There were a myriad of problems to be solved. We created an email called talk at Sweet Baby Inc. And we just said, hey, if you're a developer who wants to get into the industry, if you're someone who's already in the industry and you want to talk, just talk to us. And so in that year, we ended up with a lot of people who we connected to. And we talked a lot about advocacy. We talked a lot about helping people get into the industry. And we also talked a lot about the importance of telling stories from a variety of perspectives, and especially of having those writers and those creators in the room to help you with that. And as we joined new conversations, we worked on more projects, more people joined our team. And so in that year or in those subsequent years, we grew from a team of only five to a team of 16 incredibly talented people and Check out those mutts So my point in playing that was it highlights

0:50:11
Unknown_16: They're a real skill. Her skill as a CEO by opening, she dangled out this little hors d'oeuvre. Are you in the industry? Are you trying to get hired? Do you want a portfolio review? Come talk to us. I'll give you a portfolio review for free just because we want to.

Unknown_16: really smart thing that she did because what it did is it provided a service to people in her industry and it gave her an opportunity to hire people in that industry and

0:50:45
Unknown_16: Even if she didn't hire them, she met a lot of friends. So when she started this, she didn't have a big business right away, but she managed to weave herself in and make a bunch of connections in the industry. So if any big company decided we need more work on our writing or we need to incorporate certain elements into our story or character design,

Unknown_16: She would have people in that company that knew her from just the portfolio review, and maybe they would feel grateful to her because she did a portfolio review, and maybe they incorporated some suggestions that she had made, and then they got hired. So when that idea comes up at the writing room, they already know this company. It's really ingenious. Very clever, actually. And it makes me... What I've learned from this woman, but in particular from Liz Fong-Jones... is just how incredibly important networking is. And it's like, it doesn't matter how good you are at what you do or how smart you are. No man is an island. And if you try to solve all your problems yourself, and if you meet any significant kind of pushback or have any problems or difficulties,

0:52:02
Unknown_16: You're going to be much less well equipped to deal with that than somebody who has tons and tons of people around them that they can trust or know who have different skill sets.

Unknown_16: I wish I was better at that, Chad, but I'm a fucking deranged lunatic and I scream the N-word.

Unknown_16: That's why people go to Harvard. That's exactly right. Every person I've ever met that went to school that would actually recommend school to anybody.

Unknown_16: The only thing they ever say is that you go to college to meet people. That's basically it. All the people that made it big, young, and retired, the guys that made YouTube and then sold it for like $750 million, or Tom from MySpace that sold it for half a billion dollars... And that's from 2000s money. That's not current day money. That's a lot of money.

0:52:47
Unknown_16: All those people, they met friends in university. They started their tech startups in university. That's kind of all they do. These days, the people in the CS programs, they come up with venture capitalist ideas and they sell it to angel investing or they get angel investing. They get a round of angel investing for $10 million. They create a project that operates at a net loss. They fluff their numbers up and then they sell it to... um, a bigger company or they go public and then they just completely sell out. And then they retire with half a million dollars at the age of 35 because they made a, a terminally unprofitable company that has, uh, enough users to justify its existence or some shit, but they all do. Yeah. Like Zach, Zach did it too.

0:53:19
Unknown_16: Half a million. Half a billion is what I meant. 500 million. They go public and they sell it for half a billion dollars. And then they retire. They sell all their stocks and they retire after a couple years. When it becomes obvious that they're never ever going to make their company profitable because it's just... It's just Silicon Valley slop.

0:54:11
Unknown_18: Next. What is this?

Unknown_18: Oh, God. I don't even know how to sum this up, to be quite honest with you.

Unknown_16: Um, so WordPress is a CMS. It's a content management suite. It is a very fancy way of saying it's a type of software that you run on the internet that handles post. Um, it's a way to organize information, um, that you write in a dynamic way. You visit maddie.live, my podcast website. Um, you will see a WordPress blog, um, However, I assure you that there are many, many, many, many, many websites out there that don't look like blogs that run WordPress. Because WordPress is a very, very old software suite, and it is in PHP, which is a very accessible language. And effectively, there are 500 million Indian programmers that know how to write plugins for WordPress.

0:55:19
Unknown_16: So if you were to go to Fiverr and you were to type in website and you were to hire a random five star rated Fiverr company to build a website for you.

Unknown_16: and you say I want XYZ functionality, what they're going to do is they're going to install WordPress on a VPS, and they're going to write a custom plugin that breaks the back of WordPress and turns it into whatever website you could possibly imagine. If you remember New Project 2 from Juju, that was WordPress. There's an ad at the internet, which looks like a traditional blog, but there are tons of websites. In fact, I think it's 50% of all websites run WordPress. Governments run it. You'll see there's WordPress blogs that use...

0:56:06
Unknown_16: The government layouts for not just in the U.S., but in the U.K. and in Australia and New Zealand. It's a massive, massive platform.

Unknown_16: And it's founded by this guy called Matt Mullenweg. And he's also the CEO of a group called Atomic.

Unknown_16: Or Automatic, I think is what it's called.

0:56:38
Unknown_16: And the way that these websites work is that usually you have... When a guy is super embedded into this, especially if they run the open source software, the open source project is usually a non-profit. And Wikimedia also does this. So the Wikimedia software that runs the Wikipedia website is actually managed by the 501c3. But...

Unknown_16: The guy that, I want to say Jimmy Wales himself, owns a website. I think he owns Fandom. Is it Fandom that Jimmy Wales owns? Or he owns the other one. There's a really, really big conglomerate of free wikis that are owned directly by Jimmy Wales. And the Wikipedia or Wikimedia Foundation just accepts hundreds of millions of dollars of donation money to manage the software that Jimmy Wales then goes, oh, Wikia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fandom, which was formerly called Wikia. That's right. That's it. And then he goes and takes this free developed software that's released in open source, and then he turns it into a for-profit entity called Fandom that runs ads all over the fucking place and makes a ton of money and is avaricious and shitty.

0:57:28
Unknown_16: And that's how he makes his money. Matt Mullenweg does the exact same thing, but for WordPress. So you have WordPress, which is free open source software that anybody can use. But then he also has a website called Automatic, or a company called Automatic. And it offers you VPS cloud-hosted WordPress, so you don't have to install it yourself.

0:58:01
Unknown_16: And it also offers a bunch of premium plugins for WordPress.

Unknown_16: that you can subscribe to, and that's how he makes his money. However, because in my example, you have Fandom owned by Jimmy Wales, and then you have Automatic owned by Matt Mullenweg, you also have WordPress Engine. So WordPress Engine is the exact same thing, kind of, as WordPress.com's cloud hosting. But it's owned by a different group. So it's sort of like a competing financial interest that's taken the free open source thing and selling VPS space for...

0:58:36
Unknown_16: for their own company, and they compete directly with Matt's company. And Matt doesn't like this because he loses money to WP Engine.

Unknown_16: Actually, I think they call it WP Engine. It used to be WordPress Engine, but then they got a trademark dispute, so now it's just WP Engine. Because they can't use the word WordPress. So Matt's upset about this and has been feuding with them for a very long time to the point where Matt made an ultimatum with WordPress, effectively extortion, and said, if you guys don't give me 8% of your gross revenue, I will go full scorched earth on you. So he did. He had a convention. They refused to give him the money. He went to a convention. He made all sorts of terrible remarks about WP Engine. And then they started shooting each other legal letters, cease and desist letters.

0:59:26
Unknown_16: which resulted in Matt blocking, disabling all their developer accounts. And then after disabling their developer accounts and disabling their access to their own plugins on the WordPress plugin market, Matt announced a vulnerability in their plugins. So after disabling their access to update their plugins, He announced to the world that he had found a vulnerability in them which compromised any website using that plugin, while also making sure to not allow the company to update their plugin to ensure that the vulnerability would stay live on websites. He then forked their plugin and published a fixed version that he maintains as part of his company.

0:59:58
Unknown_16: Then he updated the WordPress.com site to have an official terms of service agreement that says you're not affiliated with WP Engine and you don't use any of their services. And then I think he's contacted all of their customers and said, don't do business with this horrible company. And he's basically like so autistic about this that he's turning a lot of people against the open source foundation in favor of the venture capitalist taking the open source software and making money off of it, which is effectively unheard of. Like that never happens. The nonprofit almost always gets like a 20, a natural 20 role when it comes to like battles with venture capitalist companies. But Matt's handled this so horrifically and so childishly that it's made people feel bad for WP Engine.

1:01:18
Unknown_18: I don't think that there's anything else to this.

Unknown_16: They're just kind of spatting, and people are, oh, my dear friend Matthew Prince. Matthew Prince, my good friend. We've hung out and eaten hors d'oeuvres together. We've had fine cheese and wine in Sacramento. He's given me, I shouldn't say, I shouldn't say, but he says, uh, we'd be happy to donate the capacity to power wordpress.org for the community.

Unknown_18: So he's, Oh, Matt, Matthew Prince took, Matt took Matt's side.

Unknown_16: I can't believe that much respect for cloud. Let's be able to discuss your services and hands.org infrastructure.

1:01:56
Unknown_16: Cool. Great.

Unknown_16: That should show you who's on the right right there.

Unknown_16: Funny. I like little spurgots like this.

Unknown_16: Okay, so, chat, I'm going to need your help. I don't like asking for chat's help, as you know, but in this case, I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about, so I'm going to need your help.

Unknown_16: There is a guy that I want to give an update on, even though I've never spoken about him before, called Chat, also known as AnythingForViews, and I would like you guys to tell me who the fuck this is. Let me read his message. The amount of fans I've had the pleasure to meet over the past year has been a blessing and a heartwarming experience. I can't believe how many of you motherfuckers watch our shit and are so involved. In my life, I've only ever wanted to entertain and bring joy and laughter to other people's life on and off camera, and I hope people who know me can attest to that. However, when I was younger, I said and did edgy stuff online to impress a community that I thought I needed approval from for some stupid ass...

1:02:42
Unknown_16: Stupid reason. I said some horrid, racist, and sexist things on stream because it made chat move quicker and it made me feel like it was entertaining.

1:03:22
Unknown_16: When I inevitably got banned for the shit I was saying, it broke me completely.

Unknown_16: Woo, buddy. Woo. That information you want to be sharing on the internet. I was, I was butt broken by Twitch when Twitch pressed the bam button. I was like a fractured soul. My pieces scattered to the winds.

Unknown_16: But looking back at it now, it was a good thing, because it forced me to take a step back and think about what I was saying and the impact it had on not just myself, but the people watching and even the people around me. Making videos, and especially live streams, it can be hard to separate what's performance and what's real, but I absolutely said those things and hurt people, including friends around me. I think an apology to all of them is long overdue. I'm deeply sorry.

1:04:04
Unknown_16: So apparently he's a fat Australian guy who did videos with Filthy Frank and iDubbbz. And now he's come out under the gay retard banner of the new iDubbbz and the Niza Jamha and has decided, I'm a gay retard too. So tell me, has he ever done anything ever for any reason?

Unknown_16: He was Filthy Frank?

1:04:40
Unknown_16: A less talented friend. He was their pet idiot who got in trouble for in real life streaming shit. Said the N word and being naked on stream.

Unknown_16: Max is their last hope.

Unknown_18: Who's Max?

Unknown_18: He is nothing.

Unknown_16: He got a PewDiePie tattoo on his butt. He saw iDubbbz crashing his career and said hold my beer. I don't think he has a career.

1:05:12
Unknown_18: He was the fat and funny one. Okay. I'm glad you guys know this.

Unknown_16: I was, um... I'm always... Whenever I look at Kick, I just never... I feel so old because I don't know who any of these people are. Let me just open Kick right now. And look at the front page. Because I always feel like when I look at it, I just have no fucking idea who these people are. This guy named Wes Cole has 184,000 people watching him. Does anyone watch this guy?

Unknown_16: I have 184,000 live viewers right now, and I assume millions and millions of... Oh, God. No, wait, no. No, no, no. The chat. The chats would merge if I did that. Oh, wait, no, never mind, because that's on a different browser. Okay, thank God. I thought I was about to fill my chat with 184,000 Mexicans. What are you playing Minecraft?

1:05:48
Unknown_11: I don't think I'm allowed to stream snipe on kick.

Unknown_16: I'm just trying to understand what this is. You guys have watched this? Has anyone watched this? He does a podcast pretty popular.

Unknown_11: What does he talk about? I mean, he must be doing something right. Look at this guy. Why is he dressed like that? Is that how a Mexican has to dress?

1:06:19
Unknown_18: This is like every Mexican kid ever.

Unknown_16: Nice teeth, though. Let's get those whitened. Imagine if you have 184,000 people and you live in Los Angeles. You can afford to get your teeth whitened.

1:06:54
Unknown_18: Chad's pretty busy.

Unknown_18: Let's see. Who else? Neon.

Unknown_16: Who's Neon?

Unknown_16: He's got a Snapchat. I don't trust any guy that advertises his Snapchat. I don't want to see this guy's pee-pee. He wears a shirt that's white and red and says this is a blue shirt for whatever reason. This guy's a mutt. Why does this guy have 53,000 viewers? What does he do?

Unknown_15: He's boxing? He's like boxing.

Unknown_16: If I box, would I get 53,000 viewers?

1:07:34
Unknown_16: He has like multiple camera angles and everything. He's got like a production team.

Unknown_15: Okay.

Unknown_16: Apparently the key to success is being Hispanic. This is also in Spanish. 46,000 for spring. Adios mio. El Minecrafto. This isn't Spanish. Now it's Spanish.

1:08:07
Unknown_16: This one's in Arabic. Ilyas El Maki Live.

Unknown_04: Oh, he's one of those people that plays, like, Grand Theft Auto V roleplay. Dude, Arabic Grand Theft Auto V sounds like the scariest place in the world. That's some you're gonna get stoned to death like as soon as you walk into that shit That's just like a girl when he starts hating I don't know.

1:08:42
Unknown_12: I'm just watching this though. I'm just like what's cool with the kids these days Oh, there's like two different Arab guys on kick that are just playing Grand Theft Auto 5 and then a lot of Fousey, how does Fousey still pull 26,000 people watch this fucking guy?

Unknown_16: Why are there like Among Us on the wall? Is that Fousey's office? Dude, what's with his hair? Holy shit. If I cut my hair that way, would I get 26,000 viewers?

Unknown_03: That's a big guy. It's good to see you.

1:09:19
Unknown_03: This is such a great guy. I just love his message. It's just his energy.

Unknown_16: Do you actually?

Unknown_03: Yeah, bro. I've seen you. You've seen my shit? Look at his fucking hair.

Unknown_16: I don't know. I feel old. I don't know what the fuck people want these days.

Unknown_16: Anyways.

Unknown_16: Sorry, I was mesmerized by the dazzling heights of kick.com.

Unknown_16: Okay.

Unknown_16: This is about Alyssa Mercant, who is still threatening us for whatever reason, but I will read this response.

1:09:54
Unknown_16: Alyssa Mercant quotes this passage that says, Marler sometimes argued with the veterans that he brought in, and he changed his mind about the decisions they made and went to overrule them. Marler would also forget about agreements and then argue for the opposite to happen, and that impacted the work of multiple people, multiple developers said.

Unknown_16: Thomas decides to reply to this person, which is not a good idea, and says, Hey Alyssa, you're apparently a journalist from Kotaku, so I'm guessing you haven't worked in actual game development. Let me try to explain the thing you posted, which I'm guessing was from the hit piece from a few years back. I am guilty of what is stated in that image, and that's okay because this is the normal creative process. We brought a lot of veterans into Moon... Ew. Because generally great people want to get the opportunity to work on great projects, and that's our goal at Moon. We always set out to create the kind of game we like to play ourselves that fills some hole in the market because for some reason these holes haven't been filled yet. Bro, you gotta stop talking like this. You need somebody to work on your press statements.

1:10:34
Unknown_16: We're all incredibly passionate about what we do.

Unknown_16: With great talent comes a lot of enthusiasm and passion, which leads into arguments because ultimately, everyone is working hard on getting their vision into the game, but also everyone at Moon understands that we're working together as a team, so the point of these arguments is to then convince each other why this or that solution would be best for the game.

1:11:18
Unknown_16: Chaotic process, yes, I understand.

Unknown_18: Um...

Unknown_16: I don't know why you're cursing out game developers and what your whole deal is, but I hope that gave you some insight into the creative process. As if... Dude, as if this fucking... Dude, can we... This guy sat down and wrote a whole ass fucking tweet longer. Exposing in the process that he pays for Twitter Blue to impress this actual prostitute.

Unknown_16: And then she responds.

1:11:54
Unknown_18: Wait, no, not here.

Unknown_18: I ain't reading all that.

Unknown_16: I'm happy for you, though, or sorry that happened.

Unknown_16: So I don't know what you expected.

Unknown_16: You're talking to an actual prostitute and you're explaining the creative process and crunch. I don't think that there's a possibility that this hostile goblin is going to like respond to you and internalize the lucid points that you've been making.

1:12:30
Unknown_16: Um, so then she also complained about the Kiwi farms for some reason completely unbeknownst to fucking me. Uh, there are dozens of comments like this on this hell site alone. I wonder if the right wing men who continuously make content about me to spread lies about me face similar harassment. I do. Uh, nobody's going to rape her. Sargon wouldn't rape her and neither would rapist.

Unknown_16: I mean, that's not really harassed. It's not like a threat.

Unknown_16: I mean, what is... Is that a lie? Spread lies about me? Are you saying that you would get raped? I don't understand.

1:13:05
Unknown_18: And then... It's just a random screenshot of... Where's that video? I wish the video was in bed. It's from the con. I kind of want to hunt this down. I'm a little bit curious.

1:13:39
Unknown_18: Just remember, Chet, so... Oh, I'm blocked.

Unknown_16: I can't believe this. Ew, dude, look at this. Look at this nasty, grody whore, man. This is how she puts herself on the internet. Like, I'm a fucking whore. I'm a disgusting whore. I have no redeeming qualities. I'm gutter trash. I have no self-esteem. Cool. Really cool. I'm glad people like that get tax money for free. To reimburse their time spent not doing anything.

1:14:17
Unknown_16: Um... Okay. Now, this is the one thing. The one thing that's happened this week that I'm actually really interested in. Asmongold. Now, Asmongold is somebody who I have no affili... No... Um... What's the word?

Unknown_18: Affinity? Not affinity.

Unknown_16: No, it's like a... It's an A word that means understanding. I'm going crazy.

Unknown_16: No...

Unknown_16: A word... No, no, no.

1:14:56
Unknown_16: Appreciation? Dude, I'm... My ears.

Unknown_18: My brain is just melting out of my ears.

Unknown_18: No. I am losing it.

Unknown_16: Chat is like giving me all the wrong words and it's just completely destroying me.

Unknown_16: I have very little understanding or appreciation or affinity or affirmation or whatever. I barely know him. Here's my basis for Asmongold. He's like a World of Warcraft streamer, right? And he lives in filth. He's like a multi-millionaire and he lives in filth. I will say this, I absolutely fucking detest his voice, and I think he is so fucking ugly. His ugliness raises like a primitive, primal hatred in my bowels. I just hate fucking looking at him, because he's so fucking ugly. He looks a lot like Styx. That's why I say that. That phenotype of really long-faced, stupid-ass fucking look. He kind of looks like a halfway point between Cyrax and Styx, X and Hammer, and two of the ugliest fucking people that have ever lived. Just genuinely appalling, offensive to the sight. Immediately decrease your opinion of them upon first look, because it's just like...

1:16:05
Unknown_16: I don't know. People evaluate you based on how you look, and Asmongold looks like you hate him, and then you have to work out from there. He just looks ugly.

1:16:42
Unknown_16: So I don't like his face is what I'm trying to say. But he went on to Twitch and I think he's genuinely autistic. I wouldn't be surprised if he has like an Asperger's diagnosis or something. So he just states like a real genuine autistic take. And that's not like an offense because autistic people tend to

Unknown_16: For better or for worse, they tend to cut out any kind of social awareness from their positions. So he looks at the conflict in Israel, in Palestine, and he says, I know Jews and they don't kill gay people. I like gay people. And because, you know, autistic people always tend to flex very liberal and progressive because I think it's like an autistic perspective where you don't want to have to conform to society. I think that's like a fair perspective. Like they don't fit in. So why would they want a box to fit into? You know what I mean? So it's like I would prefer things as long as there's no like harm. I would prefer things to be as open as possible. That's why a lot of autistic people are like libertarian. Because they're too autistic to have a box or a society they want to fix into.

1:17:56
Unknown_16: So he is a little vert. I'm telling you, it just makes sense. Because they can't fit into a box. Why would they want one? So he looks at the situation and he says, well, Jews don't infringe on my non-aggression pact. But Muslims do want to kill gay people because it's baked into Sharia fucking law.

Unknown_16: So therefore, fuck Palestine. Very logical sequence of events. I want a society that's as liberal as possible. Palestinians are illiberal. Therefore, go Jews. Because Jews are pretty liberal. I mean, you got gays and shit in Israel. There's no problem. It's the only place in the Middle East where you got gays like that. So he decided to drop this bomb on the internet and it upset people.

1:18:28
Unknown_14: If you want to consider a genocide as a systematic killing of a group of people, they have genocide built into Sharia law right now. So he kind of builds this up, and he's very explicit about what he says, which I give him credit for, because apparently people say he's like a continuous fence-sitter.

1:19:04
Unknown_16: But not in this one. So step one.

Unknown_16: Muslims will genocide. It's built into Sharia law.

Unknown_14: No, I'm not going to cry a fucking river when people who have genocide that's baked into their laws are getting genocided.

Unknown_16: Number two.

Unknown_16: Maybe they are being genocided. So I accept that there might be a Palestinian genocide committed by Israel against the Palestinians. But if they are, good. Fuck them.

Unknown_16: Don't give a fuck. They're terrible people. A step further, objectively, in his mind, not only do they, is it quid pro quo, or tit for tat, or all's fair in love and war, but also, they just suck. Fucking hate them. Their culture sucks ass. It actually explicitly says next.

1:19:45
Unknown_14: Not even a question. It's crazy that people don't see it that way.

Unknown_14: They'd be doing the same thing.

Unknown_14: Mmm.

Unknown_16: Just drinking some roach cola real quick.

Unknown_14: How much did they kill? As many as they can.

Unknown_14: They're not able to kill as many people as Israel because they don't have as many bombs and as many weapons. But if they did, they'd be doing the same thing.

1:20:17
Unknown_16: So step three or four, whatever we're at, if they were not being genocided, if the shoe was on the other foot, they would be killing as many gay people as possible.

Unknown_14: That's it. Just takes enough. That's right. These people are not your allies. They are not the same as us. They come from an inferior culture that is horrible. It kills people for their identity and is directly antithetical to everything Western values stand for. And it is an inferior culture in all ways.

Unknown_16: I think what got him in trouble especially with this is the term inferior culture. Because that hinges really hard or very closely to a particularly no-no thing that you can never ever do on any of these fucking platforms. And that is dehumanize. You can never dehumanize a group by saying that they're worse or inferior. So that was like his big fucking blunder. Is that he came out of the gate and said, yeah, they're just straight up fucking worse than us.

1:21:06
Unknown_16: And I broke rumble somehow.

Unknown_14: It is that simple. No, I don't feel bad for them. I don't feel sorry for them. I don't care.

Unknown_16: And then one extra step. He goes a step further and says like, yeah, sure. I guess some of them are innocent and I feel bad for those. Not any of them. The women, the children, the little baby Palestinians, the ones in the children's hospitals that are leveled. Fuck them all. They all suck. There was no hope for any of them. Objectively worse than me in every way, shape, and form. Objectively worse than the Jews in every way, shape, and form. Don't care, and you can't make me care.

1:21:40
Unknown_14: I don't support them. I don't support them.

Unknown_16: Fuck you. Really on the nose, but good on them. Taking a position that's so hard that it could not possibly be walked back.

1:22:16
Unknown_16: so here's um him being uh chewed out by asmong or by hassan before that i think he see monday at 10. okay so the hassan thing happened first um it's also additionally ironic when when we talk about lgbtq support because

Unknown_09: This community fucking like his community hates gay people in representation and shit in like video games. So what the fuck?

Unknown_16: So this is him losing the support of the Hassan Piker, the man who gets to decide who stays and goes on twitch.tv. So Hassan has to come out and says, you got to crack the whip and say, no, no.

Unknown_16: this is an acceptable policy on this platform that's the other part of this that i don't understand it's like oh western culture is so superior we love the gays except i fucking throw a fit every time i see them in my video games if i see a woman in a video game i lose my fucking mind but it's bad when palestinians i i have imagined an alternative reality when palestinians also do that and i hate it when they do that what the fuck

1:23:29
Unknown_16: What's really weird is that Hassan and I have the exact same mic. If I screamed like he does, I would completely blow out your fucking eardrums. And if I tried to like and like he's so close to his mic, it would disgust you if I got as close to my mic as he does. So he must have like.

Unknown_16: His gain, as low as humanly possible, he has to keep his mouth literally up against the little puffy thing. I have a feeling that his microphone stinks because he must be emitting bad Muslim breath germs directly into that thing eight hours a day, every day. And then he seems to have it tweaked specifically so that if he screams at the top of his lungs... it doesn't peak. Like that seems to be like his entire thing so that he can do that thing where he's like, what the fuck? Like as loud as possible. Like that seems to be what his, his kit is geared out for. Um, so Asmongold and Hassan talked for three and a half hours in that stream after he, he called him out and I couldn't watch it because of this.

1:24:10
Unknown_16: I had to go out and immediately buy Domino's Pizza.

Unknown_16: Twitch is one of the only websites where Adblocker doesn't work because they bake the ads directly into the bitstream so that there's no way to actually filter them out.

1:24:56
Unknown_16: As a result, I just don't watch Twitch. And if YouTube implemented something like this, I would literally just stop watching YouTube altogether. You can't fucking force me to watch an advertisement. I'm not going to pay you for the privilege of not watching advertisements. So as a result, I just don't ever watch Twitch ever. And the first time I've ever tried to watch Twitch in like the last however fucking long, I was forced to watch a Domino's pizza advertisement. And what's really, really funny about this is that usually and I even even as little as I watched Twitch, I picked up on this. Usually, when an ad plays on Twitch, it says something like, these ads support your streamer, or we'll be right back, or something like that. It has like a very neutral sounding thing. It kind of implies it's an automated ad break. But the wording of this message is extremely, extremely explicit. Hasan Abiy is taking an ad break. Stick around to support the stream.

1:25:37
Unknown_16: I am very convinced that he... I know that they can trigger these ads on purpose, like deliberately. And I am convinced that when I was watching, when Asmongold started talking in reply to him, it would go to ad break, like immediately, like within seconds. And I got the sense that he was manually triggering ad breaks only when Asmongold was talking. So I couldn't even hear what he would have to say in reply to him. And I just thought that was the most disgusting fucking thing I've ever seen from any person ever in the, like, ever. Just one of the most avaricious, spineless, pussy-cuckold things that I've ever fucking seen. It was an antithetical to absolutely everything that I've ever supported. Every virtue I've ever had that I just bailed after, like, 30 seconds of watching this shit.

1:26:12
Unknown_16: Um, so I can't tell you what happened in that debate, and quite frankly, I don't care. But, uh, it's kind of notable that, uh, he was brought low. He was brought on to... Isn't there another streamer that, like, brings people on to, like, talk them down? Kind of like Ethan Ralph would do that, where you have to go on the kill stream to, like, state your case. But that was, like, way back when. Is it... I feel like there's another streamer that does this, where it's like, every time you fuck up, you have to show up on their stream to get, like, rehabilitated. Destiny! Yeah! Destiny! Destiny invites people on, like, hey, buddy, you said something real problematic.

1:26:50
Unknown_16: That's funny. Doesn't Destiny and Hasan hate each other? Yeah, Augie also does it a little bit, but that's, like, in a small circle. Destiny is probably what I was thinking of.

1:27:31
Unknown_16: Okay, so there's that. Then there was his apology post that came afterwards.

Unknown_16: Looking back on it, I was way too much of an asshole about the Palestine thing. My bad. Of course, no one deserves to have their life destroyed, even if they do things or have views I find regressive. You guys deserve more than me saying stupid shit like that. I'll do better. So I just want to give you get a thing here that this guy says that I shouldn't have my life destroyed for having regressive views. I have a feeling that that's that's apology is probably too far in the other direction where it's like, whoa, buddy, wait a second. We should be destroying people. It's just very specifically the Palestinians for reasons that. are completely lost on me it must be like a thing where it's just like they're brown they're muslim and muslims are like the pet cause of progressives right now because of the european immigration crisis brown people always get a big plus and then i i don't know they say that israel is like neocolonialism but i don't i don't think people actually give a fuck about that but um

1:28:46
Unknown_16: I mean, Jews are kind of brown. There's, like, Israelis who have a Palestinian background or are from, like, Khazarites or whatever. There's, like, Arab Israelites. They're very, I don't know, they're, like, swarthy, Mediterranean, a lot of them. The Ashkenazi Jews are the really pale ones, but there's tons of Jews that are, like, ethnically more Arab than European. But for some reason, the Palestinians get all the sympathy.

1:29:19
Unknown_16: Jews are white racists in the progressive mind. That's not true, though, because they get exemption from white privilege because of the Holocaust.

Unknown_18: Yeah, I don't know.

Unknown_16: Anyways, he apologized for it to avoid the consequences of having a dumb take. Actually, he got banned. Straight up fucking banned from Twitch.

Unknown_16: His account, ZachRar, which was his main one, had like millions of followers and he just got straight up fucking dunked by Twitch. Which I am not actually that surprised by because... So very specifically, the inferior culture thing, you're not allowed to make any kind of comparative statements between peoples and cultures and races. That's strictly forbidden. You can't say that the Japanese are better than the Chinese. You can't say that the Palestinians are inferior to the Israelites. You can't say anything like that because that's dehumanizing. Now, obviously, the Chinese are better than the Japanese.

1:29:58
Unknown_16: Obviously, the Palestinians... are worse than the Jews. But you can't say that on certain platforms. They get really angry about that.

1:30:33
Unknown_16: So, I don't know if it's a temp ban or a permanent ban, but... Yeah.

Unknown_18: I don't know.

Unknown_16: Come to Kik, bro. We'll accept you. All the libertarians are welcome on Kik.

Unknown_16: Oh, it's a 14-day ban. That's pretty light. That's pretty lenient. 14-day ban? Yeah, that's not too bad. Especially for saying inferior. That's a big no-no word, man. That's like the N-word. You can't say that.

1:31:05
Unknown_16: But it is weird to see Twitch take a hard stance on a pro-Palestine position. The corporate world can't stand for that.

Unknown_16: And finally, one little itty bitty update from Brad Taste. Brad Taste has come back from the void to say, It's very upsetting to have people online overanalyzing every single thing I post or do to see if I am insane or not. It doesn't really help me. It just makes me more anxious. Between that and a video being made about how much of a failure I am, it just sucks. Telephone responds and says, You should just make porn at this point. And Brad says, It might be the only real solution left. So Brad Taste and Porn coming to a YouTube near you. I assume that he's just going to start... He can do what May did before she hooked up with Ralph. She can do OnlyFans where she just reviews hentai. Brad can do that. He can just do Brad Taste and Porn and do like porn reviews. I'm sure there's an audience for that somewhere.

1:32:14
Unknown_16: Didn't he trun out? Not yet.

Unknown_16: Okay, so... Ralph. Very quick Ralph update. There's not much sector stuff. I'll play this shit until I get bored of it, but... Ralph is apparently up on uppers, so let's take a watch.

Unknown_17: This shit ain't real. Like, life is not real. Like, what?

Unknown_17: It's true. We live in a simulation. I think it's true, Rainbow.

Unknown_00: You think she likes jazz music? If it gets smelly!

1:32:51
Unknown_06: what the supreme master is cooking what a fucking change of pace uh let's watch this one that's actually pretty funny this by the way music i think it's true rainbow you think she likes jazz music

Unknown_16: Like, that's a reference to the B-movie, bro.

Unknown_16: You're like, jazz. It's not, you know, optimal, but it's three hours.

Unknown_17: It's like, take the bus.

Unknown_12: Will you come get me, please? Pussy fucking faggot motherfucker.

Unknown_17: Probably would have got his lunch money taken on the fucking bus.

Unknown_17: Fucking piece of shit faggot.

Unknown_12: Please, bro. Please, man. I can't go. I can't go on a grand bus, man. All right.

1:33:48
Unknown_12: Yeah, got it.

Unknown_17: I'll come get your bitch ass fucking bitch made. Tonka would have whooped his ass. God, I wish that would have happened now.

Unknown_16: Wheelchair Tonka.

Unknown_16: I don't know, bros. Ralph Amell is so high energy. It looks like his life is really coming together. I wish I could even approach that level of energy. What does chat think? Do you guys think that Ethan Ralph is now based with his high energy, high octane streaming? Can I get a one in chat for Ralph is extremely high octane now?

1:34:27
Unknown_16: Just press one.

Unknown_16: You don't have an option. You will support Ethan Ralph in his current life direction. You will say that you like his high energy. You will press one, and you will press one and put it in the chat.

Unknown_16: See, look, Ralph's hollering got me so hyped up even I'm high energy now. Can you believe that? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought, Chef.

Unknown_16: Can I do a poll?

Unknown_18: That's just whatever.

Unknown_18: Anyways.

1:34:58
Unknown_18: Let me play this one, actually, on the tab. You know, I really love this music video.

Unknown_16: Such a... This song went viral, and then he used the money to make one of the best rap music videos ever made. Don't you fucking freeze up on me, you piece of shit.

Unknown_16: Draga? This song goes hard, chat.

1:35:37
Unknown_17: Here comes Choppa Drop. I'm in love with the Coco.

Unknown_03: I'm in love with the Coco. I got it for the Lolo. I'm in love with the Coco. I'm in love with the Coco. I'm in love with

Unknown_16: The song was like, went viral because it was like silly. He's just saying how much he loves cocaine. There's a part where he says, bacon powder, I got bacon powder. And for some reason he gets all this money from his video going super viral and he like puts together this extremely high quality music video where like, I don't know, I just like how the colors, the guy that directed it did a really good job with the high contrast.

1:36:09
Unknown_16: That's an aside. The other thing that I really wanted to talk about was that SticksXandHammer did appear on the Ralph Retort, and in fact, he requested it. He requested to appear on Ralph's stream to a couple hundred viewers, a smattering of viewers, to state his case. He is not guilty of domestic battery, and he did so over a three-hour-long discussion with Ethan Ralph on the Killstream.

1:36:43
Unknown_16: I have no fucking... It's such a weird thing where it's like... Why do people, you know, Styx's main audience is like a magnitude higher than Rouse. So what's the point of going on to Rouse stream to like to talk about it? It's really a bizarre decision.

Unknown_16: I didn't watch this when it happened and I have preloaded all of these clips. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to play them and I will play them until I'm bored of them. You ready? Here we go.

1:37:22
Unknown_15: Yeah. I mean, I mean, I've, I've done dumb things too, and I need to get off the alcohol and I admit to that. Well, and I, and yeah, that was, but I never strangled anyone. I never beat anyone up. That never happened. That's not even the allegation against me. No, it's not. And so, yeah. And so people can fuck themselves.

Unknown_17: No, I was just telling you, that's what they try to say about me. Yeah, and I can say I've never done either one of those things either.

Unknown_16: So just so you know, I remember this because I did watch a little bit of this, and he was randomly talking about killing women. Six had already left. I tuned in after the fact, and he was talking about killing women randomly. What I remember, though, is that Ralph must have been so ugly. So sunburned, so disgusting looking that he didn't even try to grayscale his face out into his preview image. He instead inserted. a poorly cropped screenshot of him... wearing a fucking cowboy hat... and put that as his webcam. So he doesn't even show up in this. He doesn't even make an appearance. But he pretends. And I don't know if it's like... he just assumes that nobody would notice... that he's not there... and it's just a still image. Or if his OBS layout... literally does not have a view... where he can show his screen... without also showing his webcam... Because um, he's never he's never done that before like at least a couple years So he just doesn't have a he had to put something there and instead of putting something funny He just puts a picture of himself and it's really weird, but it still doesn't stop people From saying supposedly we're too bad hombres, dude, right?

1:39:05
Unknown_15: I was about to say we were some bad motherfuckers

Unknown_17: All right, let me ask you this question because it came in from the Duke of Dudley. He says... I think that battering your domestic partner is probably the least cool in offenses.

Unknown_16: It's like... Okay, least cool is like child sex offenses. And then above that is like bestiality offenses. Basically, all the sex offenses are like the bottom. But then you get to like... domestic battery. Going to jail for battery is not like a bad hombre type of, like, like jail sentence. Bad hombre is going to jail for like murder or for like being a hit man or something. It's basically the same thing, but there's, or slinging dope or something. Or running like a trafficking ring or something. It's not like I threw my phone at my girlfriend and I said I had commanded mother to do something. That's not really the cool kid crimes.

1:39:42
Unknown_17: Paying my tithe, long live the sector. From a duke to a king, kudos to Lord Styx for being the man of his household.

Unknown_17: It is refreshing to see a fellow man command mother. I don't know what a man command mother is.

1:40:20
Unknown_15: It's a regards to the audio that was released.

Unknown_17: Okay. All right. Again, I didn't see. Command mother.

Unknown_15: I do not appreciate niggers.

Unknown_16: Okay, never mind. I like him. He's cool. Mean sticks, remending it. This is the heel stream. You just got to say the magic word.

Unknown_17: You didn't say that one in the New Orleans show.

1:40:53
Unknown_15: No, people would have been fucking fine with it, actually. They were among the most chill people I've ever goddamn met.

Unknown_16: he keeps talking about how awesome everybody it was like so cool he's like super cool and like i haven't been convicted of any crime at all well i'll let you in on a little secret and you probably know this uh it's not innocent until proven guilty in america it's actually guilty proven innocent and uh it's a shame uh because you're taught in civics class growing up right uh that innocent until proven guilty and this that and the other and you know

1:41:29
Unknown_17: Good luck, dude. Anything the state puts out, even with Diddy.

Unknown_16: Even with Diddy. When the government says a black man was raping boys, I'm like, that's a cool black man. I don't know if I can co-sign that. Jesus H. Christ.

Unknown_17: Now, first off, we hit the goal. Let me hit the applause button because we did hit the goal. We're on to the extendo here. And I had a question come in from Frog.

Unknown_16: was that that clip just him doing stuff like with ricada too and it's like all this stuff is put uh yeah no i i put my i put my foot out for him and it's like uh he hasn't been charged with anything uh they're saying that he does like tons of drugs and crazy like that well where's the proof there is none none there's absolutely no proof whatsoever

1:42:25
Unknown_17: Yeah, and again... Fucking poor bastard.

Unknown_15: He has to suffer, but he has no charge against him.

Unknown_16: Well... Dude, there is like a proper fringe contingent of desperate retards who are like forming their own Avengers. Look, I want content, so I'm going to make a genuine suggestion. Make this happen. I know that Ralph will listen to this.

Unknown_16: You gotta get Styx, Rakeda, Juju, and Vito the Pedo together, and you just gotta have one big party together. Go to Tijuana, get the Rakedas, get Styx, your new boy. Just get all you guys into a single mansion. And do cocaine. And stream together. In real life stream. I just showed on the stream. That the people on Kik. Doing the in real life stream. They get like 150,000 viewers. You guys can get 150,000 viewers. In Tijuana.

1:42:59
Unknown_16: Almost no business overhead. You don't really got to do anything. You just got to get all these people into one room. And everybody will tune in. I'll tune in. Make it happen. You want to make money? You want to be a big guy on the internet? No.

1:43:36
Unknown_16: The Tijuana Content House with Juju, Vito, Nick Riccata, Styx, Ethan Ralph.

Unknown_16: Anybody else? There's another, like, retard that I forgot about. Oh, get Robert Barnes in there, too. Hell, why not?

Unknown_16: He'd probably... I have a feeling that once Lawyer Man's behind closed doors, things get a little bit off the chisane, as they say, as the African-American contingents say. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, get P. Diddy. Get P. Diddy up in there. Now we're talking. Now that's a kick stream. Hell yeah. Jet Neptune. He's going to jet it up. Jet Neptune. That would work too. Yeah, I like that.

1:44:13
Unknown_16: Get Aaron with Rikita at the Tijuana content house? I don't know. Maybe like in the third chapter or something. You can't bring him in off the gate. That would freeze things over. Rikita has to be a little bit loosey-goosey before that happens.

Unknown_16: It was like 38% of Republicans and like over 50% of Democrats, men and women, believe that hate speech is already against the law.

1:44:52
Unknown_17: And they believe that- That's bullshit. Yeah, because it's not.

Unknown_15: It's not against the law. I can say nigger as much as I want.

Unknown_17: You can definitely do that. But it's not against the law. uh some a-logs or i don't know if you know that term the a-logs professional haters he knows what them are basically they don't get paid they do it for free um which is even worse but uh imagine imagine that you shitpost for a living but you don't even get any money right that's what i'm saying um but they were speculating imagine needing to get paid probably legally retarded too that's what i

1:45:41
Unknown_17: Also, I don't know if you saw this, but Kino Casino's top clip guy got exposed for being what they call down low. He's basically married with a wife, but he fucks men on the weekends. So I'm not surprised.

Unknown_15: Yeah.

Unknown_15: I gave them the benefit of the doubt, but if you want the shirt rolled down, you know, it's all good.

Unknown_17: Yeah, I just thought you might like to know that. That's the type of staff they have over there. And so, not shocking, really.

Unknown_16: The way he talks is just so infuriating. Like, how do you go out of your way to sound that fucking gay and pretentious? Yes, well, matter of fact, I wouldn't have put it past the man, but indeed, it does appear that he was on the down low, and the shirt rolled, as they say. I did indeed command Mother on the 14th night of October to stop immediately henceforth, post haste, with absolute conviction. Why do you talk like that? What's wrong with you? Your shit's all retarded, and you talk like a fag. Can we fix this? Is there like a way to reboot you into not-faggot mode?

1:46:59
Unknown_16: People listen to him too. Like he streams and people are like, oh, I really want to know what that Styx guy has to say about this. What the fuck's wrong with you?

Unknown_16: Who fucked you in the ass to make you crave this content?

Unknown_15: I'll give Andy Warski a pass just for now and give him the opportunity to contact me and explain himself.

Unknown_15: Explain himself?

Unknown_16: Bro, someone please lay hands on this guy. I want to see this guy punched in the face. I think if I could pick anybody in this world to get punched in the face right now,

1:47:30
Unknown_16: uh, sticks is probably up there. I could name a bunch of people. Sticks is a, if it was, if, if it was any of the people that I'm thinking of and it landed on sticks, then I would be okay with that. I'd be satisfied.

Unknown_15: Asked that fat bastard that he has as his cohost.

Unknown_17: Oh, yeah, and he immediately, I didn't watch the video because I hate this look and sound of him, but he immediately put out a video about it and his pro sticks, you know, did all this and that.

Unknown_15: Sticks, Hex and Hammer, go to Rested. Well, yeah, dude, I literally talked about it.

1:48:04
Unknown_17: Yeah, and you talked about some of the stuff you'd said in your videos.

Unknown_15: I find it so humorous that the peons have insightful commentary on my ongoing legal issues.

Unknown_16: The teetle-hee, teetle-hoo.

Unknown_15: What about these things?

Unknown_17: Well, it's like, I mean, it was not a secret.

Unknown_16: Stop the presses. I forgot something. The teetle-hee, teetle-hooing that I just did reminded me of something extremely urgent and necessary for this stream to commence.

1:48:38
Unknown_16: I am, of course, talking about Mr. Nubbly. He put out another comic and I completely forgot. And we will go back to the Styx Axe and Hammer after we see the end of the fucking world. Episode 8.

Unknown_16: Skip, go fuck yourself. 38 days until the election. Oh boy, I can't fucking wait.

Unknown_16: um 38 days until the election we see a wall of military honors and a folded triangle flag and an aged man aging actually it's quite a bit of a detail you see a young man here and then he ages in his photos him and his war buddies him as a as a senior member of the armed forces before his retirement and then him as an older man But then we cut to the second panel, and he is now decrepit, fetid, and aged. Unable to get out of his own bed, and in fact, Mr. Nobly did not present him with an erection, so I assume that he really is close to death.

1:49:25
Unknown_16: His panel says, I fought fascism in France. I never thought I would live to see fascism follow me home. But it's undeniable. It's here. I've seen it. I know what it looks like.

Unknown_16: Then from his perspective, he looks past his feets and he sees his entire extended family, uh, wearing DUP hats instead of mag. They look like MAGA hats, but they say DUP. And I have no fucking idea what that means, but every single person in his home is wearing it. Uh, there's even a trad wife in this frame who was pregnant and the, the apron on her, uh, covering her pregnant belly even says proud trad wife. So there is no mistaking it. Um,

1:50:00
Unknown_16: Then he goes on to say, and it looks like it is nagging blue haired college kids. And he puts it. You thought you thought that he was going to say his own family disappointed him because he could see fascism clear as day in front of him. But no, he puts on his own duck hat. He is dumb. And it is the woke tards who are the real fascists. Oh, Mr. Knobly is just elevating the art form.

1:50:35
Unknown_16: He says, my dying wish is that you help get as many Republicans elected as possible. I got to go now to heaven. Bye, guys. And everyone says bye. So he's going to heaven. Everyone says bye-bye.

Unknown_16: His soul escapes from his breath and then he is sent to hell.

Unknown_16: His penis is immense and flows like a river, like a tail behind him and is censored out. He is sent to hell.

1:51:12
Unknown_16: I'm not exactly sure what interpretation of hell Mr. Nubbly is choosing to present here. Oh, there's like a... I see now. I was looking at the negative space and I'm like, what the fuck is with those fleshy bars? It looks like a maze or something. But it's actually the negative space says hell, right? um and the middle space is like flesh um he's then sent down and he is impaled thrice by a trident in the bowels of hell um there is an immense scary demon that looks like asmodom behind him and the demons look up and gawk at him and this demon face in particular is extremely funny it kind of looks like a meme

1:51:54
Unknown_16: Now he is having his skin flayed by... Actually, that demon in the corner is not funny at all. It is a horrific fucking double-headed worm that is eating the flesh off of him as he screams, Ah! Then we see multi-headed beasts. This is actually truly horrific. I'm actually going to hide my foreground for a second so you guys can see.

Unknown_16: This one screaming eternal soul flayed and staked by eight different spears. It's still alive because it's an eternal soul. And then you have these guys all joined together horrifically. Like, um...

1:52:31
Unknown_16: I really don't even know how to describe it. The words fail me.

Unknown_16: Then the guy says, let's see what he left us in his will.

Unknown_16: And the paper just says everything in like Times New Roman says everything goes to BlackRock to pay off my debts to the retirement home, LOL. And then all the Magatards that had watched him expire wearing their dub hats just kind of look with shock at the paper.

Unknown_16: So this is perhaps the single most base thing that Mr. Nubly has ever produced. His actual fucking vitriolic hatred, passionate, utter...

1:53:04
Unknown_16: Flaming hatred and desire to see Republicans burn in the most... These depictions are not the lazy musings of someone just trying to sketch something scary. This is what he wishes. This is what he wants to see in the real world. He wants to see the immortal souls of Republicans and Trump voters impaled into eternal agony.

Unknown_16: um so bravo mr nubbly oh i didn't even notice the one that's like hanging he's like a like a emaciated corpse that's like rotting his bowels are spilling out his eyes and tongue is rotting out and he's just hanging by like a noose forever that's what mr nubbly wants of the trump voters and then he takes a nice big fat shit on old people because uh they deserve it fuck him That's the end of the fucking world, part eight. Awesome.

1:54:04
Unknown_16: The detail's great. I enjoyed this one. This is probably his best one so far. I like the little face down here before you figure out it's like a giant fucking worm monster.

Unknown_16: It's entirely possible that he used cocaine.

Unknown_15: But I have no proof of it.

Unknown_17: It's possible for sure. But who cares?

Unknown_15: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Why the fuck do I even give a shit? Oh, my God. He snorted a line. Holy shit.

Unknown_17: Right.

Unknown_15: Yeah. Terrible, terrible man. Oh, my God. He did drugs. Nobody else has ever used drugs. Nobody else has ever used drugs.

1:54:36
Unknown_17: It's just ridiculous. Honestly, the puritanism, however you fucking say that.

Unknown_15: I fucking hate it.

Unknown_17: This is why I'm not a conservative.

Unknown_17: Well, that's why I'm not either.

Unknown_17: Now, I lean to the right because you have to, basically, if you've got any sense these days.

Unknown_15: Yeah, I lean to the right because, you know, I don't want to pay more taxes. But other than that and guns, fucking leave my drugs alone, dude.

1:55:12
Unknown_16: I remember...

Unknown_16: I don't think I've told this story 90 million times, but if you don't remember, in China, before the Cultural Revolution, there was an opium epidemic. The United Kingdom had poured millions and millions of tons of opium into China to destroy it and reduce its world power. Then Mao Zedong entered the room with a gun, and he killed all the opium addicts. And then China became a superpower. I'm just positing this story once again because to the forefront of your knowledge so that you may integrate this information if you ever find yourself in a position of power.

1:55:49
Unknown_17: Well, and that's always been my mindset about it too. And I'm lucky enough to have a core of people who support me

Unknown_17: No matter what bullshit is said and I know you're the same way Bullshit said about you by the way There are there is a lot of bullshit said about me and one reason and I'll pause this for a second You've always been great about not participating in that And still, you know, you never hurt my feelings 6x in him And so I want to thank you for that publicly because I don't I don't give a fuck about e-drama yeah and i watch i watch people for their content and i don't watch them if i don't like the content that's it right uh and you've always been cool about debates and you never said oh they're saying this about you and uh i need an explanation for that right or i can't come on the show anymore and there have been some people uh you know who will do that to you uh and you're not one of those people and so i've always appreciated that about you so

1:56:27
Unknown_16: That's so gay. I've really appreciated, Mr. Hexenhammer, that you never stooped so low as to bully me when I was at my lowest. I really do owe it to you, sir. You really are a stand-up gentleman, if I do say so myself. your partner former or current whatever the other party people have alleged that they posted on on Kiwi farms and all this is that you can't I don't know if you can answer that Kiwi farms is full of shit most of what's posted on there is person just fiction

1:57:35
Unknown_17: Well, I would agree with you there, for sure.

Unknown_15: Yeah, yeah, you have that experience yourself.

Unknown_17: We have no disagreements there whatsoever.

Unknown_16: I want to know how it's possible for there to be an audio recording of you inebriated, having thrown a phone at a woman, and now you're chastising her like a stereotype fucking comic book villain, saying, I have commanded my mother. And then everyone's like, oh, it's all bullshit.

Unknown_16: That's bullshit. And it's just like, you can't prove it happened. Go fuck yourself.

1:58:07
Unknown_17: Also had a similar experience where it was audio. Sticks interacts with women. I understand why Tubby is upset. He can't comprehend it.

Unknown_17: Maybe that's the problem.

Unknown_15: Yeah, that fat bastard, he can't even talk to a woman. That's his whole problem.

Unknown_17: Yeah, well, I think he might be more of a... The way he talks, he can't even talk to a woman. Maybe that's the problem.

Unknown_15: Yeah, that fat bastard, he can't even talk to a woman.

1:58:41
Unknown_16: He sounds like Review Bra. That's what it is. He sounds like Review Bra if Review Bra was like a terminally insecure libertarian. He has that really autistic way of speaking.

Unknown_15: It's his whole problem.

Unknown_17: Yeah, well, I think he might be more of a... He's probably a faggot. Yeah, right. Yeah, I think he might swing the other direction, and we see the nature of their staff, so... He's talking about PPP.

Unknown_15: It's so yummy. Fucking retard.

1:59:15
Unknown_17: Yeah, I think that might... It's like Review Bra trying to say, like,

Unknown_16: Well, I went into the Taco Bell dining establishment area and I ordered a chalupa with extra guac. When I received my chalupa, it had no guac at all. And I walked to the counter and I said, do you see what this says here? And it says, sir, he said to me, it says it's a chalupa with extra guac. And I looked at it and I said... Do you see this chalupa? And he said, yes, I do. I said, do you see any guacamole on it? And he said, no, I do not. And then I said, you stupid faggot. And I threw it at him and I left and I will never be returning to that establishment again. That might be part of it as well.

1:59:48
Unknown_15: Yum. Give me that shaft. Yeah.

Unknown_15: He's very catty like that, too.

Unknown_17: I don't know. I've had my suspicions.

Unknown_15: I have my suspicions about him, too.

Unknown_18: So, and PPP and Andy Warski had said that that proved that you assaulted women or whatever.

2:00:21
Unknown_17: Assaulted women or whatever. I can understand PPP because he's been gunning for me for years.

Unknown_15: I thought Andy Warski was a bro. I had always gotten along with him. I had never had any problems.

Unknown_16: Are we sending Andy Worski to the content house in Tijuana?

Unknown_16: Because, I don't know, he seems to be tentatively invited there by Styx. Maybe, I don't know, maybe he can be PPP's chosen champion at the content house. You have to select your warrior. Ooh, that's a fun topic. Who would, okay, PPP would obviously send Andy. Who is going to be my content hero? My content warrior at the content house. He has to put a good foot forward to represent us.

2:00:56
Unknown_16: Ooh, that's a hard one.

Unknown_16: It has to be some... Oh, Jace. Obviously.

Unknown_16: Xavier Ravenblood is his current... Jace is his dead name. Xavier Ravenblood is his new name. I think that Jace could do it.

Unknown_16: Jace would be my champion in the content house. Or Bossman. No, Bossman would get himself killed, I think, in Tijuana. I don't want to send Bossman. He's too precious. I think Jace would be funnier.

2:01:30
Unknown_15: problems with him and now apparently he has a problem with me and I don't exactly know why actually well I got news for you sticks uh Andy warsky is a he's actually a professional snake uh and so not the first time he's he's done it to me as well uh you know you think you think you got a guy yeah I had praised him before I never had any problem with him I thought that we were uh friends keys so to speak

2:02:12
Unknown_17: yeah he's a snake and so if he thinks he it can make a super chat uh he'll he'll roll right along with it he'll make ten dollars uh pushing me under the bus i guess yeah and actually the thing is i don't even face any criminal charges people need to understand i have not been charged with any crime it's pre-crime nonsense right now so he's saying he's not indicted

Unknown_18: He was definitely arrested.

Unknown_16: I guess he's not formally indicted yet. I guess we'll see. You have better recall in your memory.

Unknown_17: And, of course, the longer you... Yeah, I was looking back at my videos over the last week, and I was like, what the fuck?

Unknown_15: Why was I drinking this entire time? Yeah, exactly.

Unknown_16: It improves your... For the record, I do not drink at all.

Unknown_16: I think the last time I had a drink...

Unknown_16: Ooh, probably in February or March. It's been a long time. Maybe April. I can't remember how long it's been. I just had bad memory.

2:03:15
Unknown_16: No, I haven't had any sink vodka or anything in months.

Unknown_16: The thing is, alcohol is not fun unless you do it with other people. It's a very social inebriation. So if you don't have a social around you, then you're just wasting your fucking brain cells.

Unknown_18: Okay, one last thing, and then I'll read the superchats.

2:03:53
Unknown_18: This is from rpornaddiction.

Unknown_16: I ruined my marriage and had sex with a tranny. Secondly, it says trans escort, but I will say tranny.

Unknown_16: I had the perfect family, the perfect wife. I had no reason to cheat. My wife has been my best friend, my soulmate, my first, last, and everything between. We've been together since high school. We're married and have had a daughter. I don't know why I cheated. It was impulsive, reckless, and fucking stupid. I've been watching porn for as long as I can remember. I probably started at 10 years old. As I got older, I started watching more and more. I started with the vanilla stuff, but quickly spiraled to trans porn, gay porn, and everything else. I got to a stage where my behavior was putting myself and my family at risk before I got here. I would watch porn everywhere and anywhere. At work, at home, when I'm out for a meal. Any chance I could get, I'd be on it. The night it happened, I was watching porn and I felt something took hold. Some disgusting, horrible, lusty feelings. I acted on impulse and put myself and my family at risk. I am an asshole and a total piece of shit, and my wife deserves so much more.

2:04:58
Unknown_16: We live in a society. Remember, chat, never feel safe. Redditors walk among you.

Unknown_16: Dun, dun, dun. Wait, hold on. I got a song for that. Redditors.

Unknown_16: Wait, wait, wait. Redditors. Redditors.

Unknown_16: Walk among you.

Unknown_16: Right now, if you're in a public place, if you look to your left and you look to your right, they may be Redditors.

2:05:36
Unknown_16: Never feel safe. Never relax.

Unknown_16: Never quite far enough from a Redditor.

Unknown_16: Okay. Excellent. All right. Thank you for watching. I will be back on Friday, and I will be continuing my epic Dust Bowl stream. Dust Bowl. Dustborn stream on the weekend.

Unknown_16: I just realized that the news hamster has been here the entire stream, so it didn't serve its purpose, but you know what? We still appreciate him because he is the news hamster, and we must appreciate him.

2:06:11
Unknown_16: Yeah, Dust Bowl, that's a game.

Unknown_00: That's a good game.

Unknown_16: You can spend 12 hours playing Dust Bowl, no problem.

Unknown_16: All right, Boogie1488, you submitted this very, very early, but I happened to see it, and I took a screenshot of it. For $20, it says, for 5, for 10, for 11, for 69, for 14, for 88, for 20, for 7, for 6, for 5, for 4, for 4. I'm not reading all this. Hello, you're on Car Talk.

Unknown_16: He says at the end. That's way too many numbers.

2:06:45
Unknown_16: Uh, ask lamb. The trucker for 20 says first super chat. I've done years. Thank you for all you do. I appreciate it very much. Thank you.

Unknown_16: Uh, like roast for one says you're so late. We're going to start hearing chirping alarms. Hopefully didn't hear any chirps.

Unknown_16: Devious to V for one says, sorry, it's only a dollar today. Go started streaming at the same time as you. And I gave him the other dollar I had. Oh,

Unknown_16: He is a capitalist, after all. I can't be too mad at you. I don't remember anything about D.C. I left New England, like, really early.

2:07:16
Unknown_18: Judy Tester for three says you got DDoS directed out of Serbia.

Unknown_16: I don't know what that means. Snito for two says brother's merch and then cat box file. Okay, let's see. Are you very late to this? I talked about this.

2:07:51
Unknown_16: Oh.

Unknown_16: Walmart Du Bois says check out this new Skibbity mystery surprise. Lucas and Dylan are excited to see what surprise holds for.

Unknown_16: And then there appears to be Skibbity Toilet merch for $45?

Unknown_16: Are you fucking nuts? I'm not buying a fucking $45 toilet. It's made of, like, what's the thing? Like, pottery. Ceramic. And it actually works.

2:08:23
Unknown_16: Pancake Luchador for two says, Hispanics and edgy suicidal chicks also like Hello Kitty. Have a good one, Josh.

Unknown_16: Good to know. I did not know that Hispanics liked Hello Kitty.

Unknown_16: Black Spruce 777 for 10 says, stop being a cookie cutter and do a gumroad on Big Lenny. And then there is... For the record, I am the cookie cutter maker. Everybody else follows me.

Unknown_16: I'll play like a second of this.

Unknown_18: Put your gasoline on your porno addiction.

2:08:54
Unknown_12: Put your porno down. Come out and fuck the world, damn it, tell it. All right, brother, calm it, you. Hey!

Unknown_02: Hey!

Unknown_02: Hey!

Unknown_16: Big Lenny is apparently a very popular locale in the circle of personal fitness.

Unknown_16: And people are trying to encourage me to get into him.

Unknown_16: Look at the chat. They're telling me. Tell me to do it. I can't believe you. You broke my heart. You built me up and then broke me down. It hurts so much more.

2:09:38
Unknown_16: Purple Teriyaki for two says, when you do get your office, we will look back with nostalgia at the Turkish kebab shop Wi-Fi. Actually, we won't. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think anyone will.

Unknown_16: Farmer Fletcher for one says, first time super chatting. Sneed, your message has worked, sir. Even your avatar works. Thank you. Generic Username and Password for one says, white people love Hello Kitty. It's bigger now than it's ever been. You can't go anywhere without seeing it. And they build Hello Kitty cafes and bars all over the U.S. I think you're full of shit. That sounds like a fucking, fucking lie. Why are you lying to me?

Unknown_16: Kurt Eichelwald, anime master writer for Five Steps, glorious QE emperor. To be fair, they are called Game Freak. It was there all along. We just didn't see it. Always believe someone when they tell you who they are.

2:10:16
Unknown_16: Red Eyes, Black Dragon produces literally a Pokemon story that Chris Chen would come up with. I think it's actual Japanese mythology, which is like the words replaced by a tranny. I mean, Chris is a tranny. Kyle Larson, all chat for five says, please congratulate Kyle for his win at Charlotte. That makes six for the year flag emoji.

Unknown_16: Congratulations, Kyle, for your win at Charlotte.

2:10:49
Unknown_16: That's apparently six this year. That's very impressive. Good job. Holy How for 10 says, hope you're having a good week, Joshua. My name is Always. Thank you, Holy How. Appreciate it. Laserdiscspinman for 3 says, just want to say you're brute force reading the Pokemon lore fanfic was the best part. I will do the fire and the flames. I will disregard all chatters and read the Pokemon fanfic.

Unknown_16: Breadwash for 5 says, fuck kickchat for interrupting the Pokemon story. Yeah, dude. They're fucking unhinged. I don't know what's wrong with them.

Unknown_16: Foxes for 5 says, the Pokefic release reads like something just an RPG wrote. Worse, a Japanese man.

2:11:21
Unknown_16: My hamster is a chur for one says, read this like Fight Club's I Am Jack quote. I am Eli's flaming neon jockstrap.

Unknown_16: That's a Dustborn reference. It's very aggravating to even think about it.

Unknown_16: SchwarzwabNoodle for 10 says, For Halloween this year, I've decided that I'll be handing out full-size sticker bars to thin kids and then stalks of celebrated fat kids. Happy to finally be making a difference in the world. I have a feeling that you're going to get shot by some fat kid's parents if you do that. Good luck, though. Thank you. SpaceAllen for 20 says, Ham Jam. Thank you, SpaceAllen, very much. I appreciate it.

2:11:54
Unknown_16: Good luck seven for two says the only anime is the only anime any good is original 1986 Dragon Ball loop in the third and initial D. The rest is autistic trash. Go to hell trainings.

Unknown_16: I think I at one point I downloaded loop in the third and I didn't get very far into it.

Unknown_16: I want to say I attempted to watch it, but only watch like an episode of it.

Unknown_02: Sometimes.

2:12:27
Unknown_16: I don't remember anything about it, actually. I remember that it was like... Oh! Oh, no! I'm having a cyst in my brain that's just exploded. I remember a Flash animation. Hold up, I have to find this.

Unknown_18: Yeah. Yeah, this is it.

Unknown_16: You've activated an old memory in my brain. I don't know how long it's been buried in there, but it's been buried in there.

2:13:09
Unknown_16: Yeah, it's definitely... I don't remember why I know about this at all.

Unknown_16: It was a flash animation. It was on F on Fortune way back when.

Unknown_16: This is where that sound is from. Dude, I'm telling you. I'm an old fag, as they say. I'm the eldest fag.

Unknown_16: Goodluck7 for one says, Sorry about the small donations recently. Had to lend a grandma next door half my paycheck so she could pay rent. It's rough out here, homie. That's pretty fucking rough if that's a real story, bro.

2:13:45
Unknown_16: Bibble says something about paying dividends if you do charity. So hopefully you're going to get one of those divine miracle water, spring water checks in the mail from the IRS or whatever.

Unknown_16: Sneed Cricket for 15 says, I have a short funny video. It's 16 seconds long and you'll enjoy the joke at the end. I had to use a link shortener. Okay.

Unknown_18: I don't trust you.

Unknown_18: Sounds like bullshit to me. Let's see.

2:14:21
Unknown_18: Give us... Okay, this is a real fuck.

Unknown_08: This axe is a black prince made by True Temper. Besides clever marketing, there is a reason why it got that name, and that comes from the sound that it makes when it actually hits a tree. Give it a listen.

Unknown_16: It's gonna be a chirp.

Unknown_16: Very good.

Unknown_16: Thank you. I love how widespread that meme is now. Very good joke. It's true. Hopefully it would be attached to a spaceship safely with all the life support it needs, though.

2:15:15
Unknown_16: It's true. He couldn't do it. I couldn't enter that portal. Please forgive me.

Unknown_16: You are forgiven, Arius. Just give me the stone. And then the best line is the one where it's like, I am not the archangel Tyrael, Arius. And then he realizes, oh, God, I just gave Baal his own soul. And then he dies. It's tentacle to death.

Unknown_16: Truly, truly chilling. That's a great childhood memory, the fucking Diablo 2 cinematics.

2:15:51
Unknown_16: DavidS877 for 25 says, Here's some money. Pretend I ask a question that leads you to tell a quick, funny story. I don't think that I have any more left. I feel like I've been rambling the entire stream. I don't know. Diablo 2, quick, funny story. Um...

Unknown_16: I don't really have any. I'm one of the only people in the world that played Diablo 2 specifically for the story. I didn't find the whole loot-maxing thing. I played... My first character was a zoo necromancer. And I had to completely restart the game because I died at... I couldn't get past Baal. Because Baal... Or not Baal.

2:16:31
Unknown_16: Juryal. Because...

Unknown_16: They nerfed Zookeeper specifically so that you couldn't kill bosses anymore. So I had to completely restart my character. I was super pissed off about it.

Unknown_16: Thank you. BeepBloop for 15 says, It's the last day to file taxes. If you need an extension, fuck the IRS. I'd rather give money to the pizza fund. Dude, if only donating to me was tax deductible. If only it was a tax credit. Imagine how much better the world would be if donating to me was a tax credit. Now that's the good shit right there.

2:17:05
Unknown_16: Thank you. Good luck with the IRS.

Unknown_16: I, of course, already filed because I do not need extensions, Dr. Child. Generic username and password for one says, Also, have you seen the new documentary Casa Bonita Mi Amor? It's about South Park guys spending $40 million to rescue Casa Bonita. Okay.

Unknown_16: Casa Bonita is a... I remember it was a thing in the South Park show. And the...

2:17:36
Unknown_16: It's like a real place in Colorado where they grew up. And it has all these fucking horrific issues. And they've been pouring money into trying to save it. Because they have such fond childhood memories of it. I've not seen that, but I know what you're talking about. It's a great documentary. Yeah.

Unknown_16: I'll watch it then. You know what? That's everything that I want. I like documentaries. I like weird shit. I like South Park. That sounds like a great waste of time, actually. I'll probably watch it tonight, actually. I can find it.

Unknown_16: Tetra X for 10 says, I've never said anything negative about the CCP because I like having the ability of retreating to China in my back pocket. I'd shuffle the CCP on my social media if they gave me social credits. Hey, now you got me all figured out. Me and you, now I understand why you're such a great supporter. We seem to be on the same wavelength.

2:18:15
Unknown_16: Thank you. Ain't I did nothing wrong for five says, can you give $5 worth of insights into Serbia and how you think the country is going?

Unknown_16: Serbia's in an awkward position because they...

Unknown_16: The issue with Serbia is very nationalistic and they're very pro-Russia. But one of the things that subverts democratic countries is money. People vote with their wallets and they will vote for the policies that make them more money. So eventually, Eurocentrism will become more popular in... Not Eurocentrism, but European Unionism or whatever. I don't know what you call it. I know Euroskepticism. I don't know what they call the Unionists.

2:18:49
Unknown_16: It will eventually become more popular because...

Unknown_16: when you have the option of making more money or less money, you always pick more money. And that's how, um, that's how it always works. Cause you have these small countries that try to be nationalistic and represent their own interest. And then they get boycotted by the global, uh, finance system. And they don't get all the offerings that they, that they would get if they were more pro, you know, world order. And people will always vote for that regardless. Um,

2:19:24
Unknown_16: So, I don't know. That applies basically to everywhere, but that's what happened in Ukraine, for instance. Ukraine was put into a position where they could make a lot more money selling stuff to the European Union than Russia, and Russia got threatened by that. So, they did. But, yeah. Let me sit on your face, Josh, for five. It says, 30-year-old asking for my papi, Chulo, Josh, to send me a birthday card. Ew. Ew.

2:20:00
Unknown_16: This person has been away for a very long time and has suddenly just come back. Eric George for five says, please say as many filtered words as you can. I don't know what that means.

Unknown_16: I feel razzle dazzle by this comment. I don't know what I'm expected to say.

2:20:32
Unknown_16: This is a very bizarre comment. You've been around for a very long time and you have a very unique perspective. You're probably the only person in the entire world that found the Kiwi Farms that streamed on me. I want to be real with you. You're probably like a white leopard or some shit.

Unknown_16: But thank you. Aynan did nothing wrong. Pretend says, I know it's $20 for a video, but I said $10. It's only $10.

2:21:07
Unknown_16: But pray for Britons and the people that immigrated there. And then there is a YouTube link. The guy singing is currently in Brit jail, and he sung himself there. Oh, dude, England's super fucked. I don't know what the fuck's going on over there, but if you're British, you gotta get the fuck out. Just literally, I can't advocate doing a crime, but if I was British, I would take a flight to Tijuana and walk across the fucking border and never leave. That's what I would be doing. I don't know. I can't co-sign that, but that's what I would personally do.

2:21:37
Unknown_04: Our new neighbor is Ali.

Unknown_04: Well, I rushed to the window and I looked outside.

Unknown_04: I could hardly believe my eyes as a big removal van rolled up onto Nextall's Drive.

Unknown_04: Oh, I don't know why he's gonna need that chicken and that goat I guess he's got his reasons but I just don't wanna know For 24 hours I've been living next door to Ali For 24 hours he's been emptying the van 15 wives in burqas, a machete and Quran Now I've gotta get used to living next door to Ali

2:22:36
Unknown_04: He groomed and befriended two kids in the park. I heard them both shouting, Ali Akbar.

Unknown_16: With Ali.

Unknown_04: Now he walks through his door with his head held high.

Unknown_04: Then gropes his cousin who's also his wife Cos for him polygamy and incest is justified Oh I saw him in the evening and I waved and said hello He said good evening before I came over on a boat Now for 24 hours I've been living next door to Ali

2:23:22
Unknown_16: That's pretty good.

Unknown_16: I do a thing, and I don't know if other people do this. It kind of makes me feel like a crazy person. But when I hear a song, when I play it in my head, I just make it the most viciously racist thing that's ever existed. Just absolute nonsense, pure fucking profanity. vulgar disgusting offensive and crude even to me and it's just like every song i can't even i literally cannot repeat what i would what i would do in my head to like a random country song or something i don't know if everyone else does this but i just make it like a crass mockery of itself and i just do it passively continuously as i listen to music um

2:24:07
Unknown_16: Like, I was listening to Pearl Jam today. I think it was Evenflow. And there was a lyric where... This one I can say. It was something... I can't remember how it went in my head because it was just like a figment of my imagination floating through the stream of consciousness. But it was something about how he's still a guy. He's still a guy. He cut off his dick and he's still a guy.

Unknown_16: The cosmic radiation in the background noise in my brain.

2:24:40
Unknown_18: Welcome to a day in my life as a YouTube content creator.

Unknown_01: I always start my day by waking up next to my roommate. We both work really hard and it's just great to live with someone who motivates me. Then it's time to walk to the bathroom. I walk to the bathroom to get ready for my day.

Unknown_01: It's really important to get ready for my day. I always make sure to get ready.

Unknown_01: My bathroom is nice and has all sorts of good stuff, amenities in it, to get ready for my day. Why are you getting shrivels, bro? I can't wait to see my roommate again.

Unknown_01: Then I get ready a few other ways, make sure to give a good stretch, and then I say hi to my roommate. I love spending quality time with those I care about. We always motivate each other.

2:25:27
Unknown_01: Then I treat my roommate to a traditional Somalian goat breakfast.

Unknown_02: Ew.

Unknown_16: Bro, what is this fucking... What is this? Why are you with this? Why are you anywhere near this? I don't know what this is, but this is a threat. This has AIDS. And you're, like, touching it. What's wrong with you?

Unknown_18: That's fucking weird, bro.

2:26:03
Unknown_18: Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, I didn't even see that.

Unknown_16: I actually really don't want to look that up. Does the Library of Congress play Benny Hill music when that's happening? Because you would hope so. They do have the rights to it, I think.

2:26:35
Unknown_16: The Big Dog Big Dick, for one, says, Take it easy. Aussies are just American trailer trash, but on a whole different continent. They are brethren and will be respected as such. You gotta get the fuck off Australia, bro. Come on over.

Unknown_16: Madclaw95, for one, says, Thumbs up. Thank you.

Unknown_16: Humble Guardsman, for five, says, Josh, please. Very short clip. Okay, better be very fucking short.

Unknown_18: Pieces of my mind are floating away. Please help. Please. Pieces of my mind.

2:27:12
Unknown_16: Bull rail. It's Warhammer and shit. Yeah, that dude be like that and shit.

Unknown_16: Thank you. Ellis Dean for two says, the grease goblin made a damn good point. They are inferior, and I don't care. Brown Burger for two says, holy shitballs, not my heckin' LGBT Jew arenas. Palestine is getting a big yikes from me. That just happened. We need to do better as a community, sweetie. Totally agree. Eleventh Circuit for two says, Asmongold is a goblin creature. He freaked out eating salad vegetables on a stream. That sounds funny. It's probably funny. You didn't meet the goal.

2:27:45
Unknown_16: Why would you eat a Walmart mixed veg salad on stream? Why would you have to get paid for this?

Unknown_16: Oh, fuck.

Unknown_16: Ew.

Unknown_16: Is this a skit?

Unknown_16: Can he not do it?

Unknown_16: Is this a skit?

2:28:22
Unknown_16: Is this a skit, for real?

Unknown_16: This is not a skit.

Unknown_16: Is he seriously gonna throw up a mixed veg salad? I'm good.

Unknown_14: I'm good.

Unknown_14: I'm good.

Unknown_16: He's still chewing it. He's got food in his mouth.

2:28:53
Unknown_16: Dude, I read this on stream. This was something that, this was the Reddit segment before the Super Chats. It's not, I'm not hiding it. And if you watch the fucking stream, you'd know.

Unknown_18: Um, yeah, that's pretty fucking embarrassing, bro.

Unknown_18: Uh, you're listening for 10 seconds. This is how African tribes learned to talk long ago. Okay, let's see.

2:29:29
Unknown_16: Ba-boom.

Unknown_16: I like him.

Unknown_16: He got an ugly face.

Unknown_16: I like that monkey more than I like the other monkeys I've seen on TV. He got a silly face.

Unknown_16: Doodle Pot for 10 says... I don't know what that is.

Unknown_18: The heart.

Unknown_16: It's a physical heart emoji. Thank you.

Unknown_16: Base orangutan for once says monkey. Yeah, that monkey. I just played a monkey video.

2:30:01
Unknown_16: Ronberger4G says, Josh saw the dominoes and immediately looked away. Now, little does he know, he just avoided the noid and played right into their hands.

Unknown_16: And there is a link to an image.

Unknown_18: And it's the noid.

Unknown_16: Dominoes.

Unknown_16: I don't know what that means. I mean, I remember this was on TV. I don't understand what you're saying to me, though. Look, listen, turning off kids moderation doesn't fucking work. Dude, I'm telling you.

2:30:33
Unknown_16: It doesn't. Stop talking about things you know nothing about.

Unknown_16: Judy Tester for once says, baking powder and baking soda are not the same in cocaine or elsewhere. The difference will save your life. It's true. I think it's baking soda that is edible in small amounts and baking powder is a toxic chemical that will kill you. If I remember correctly, it will save your life.

Unknown_16: Cooley Dante for 10 says it's innocent until proven gunty in Biden's America. Oh, no.

2:31:05
Unknown_16: No, we can't do four years of Kamala. We're only we're we're Supreme Executive Justice. Ethan the Gunt Ralph presides over all cases across the entire country. What happens now? They get rid of all small state courts online. all low-level courts, all traffic courts, all appellate courts, all courts all the way up to the Supreme Court. They just put Ralph in charge. And he gets a piece of paper slapped in front of him with a picture of the defendant. One sentence for both the state's case and the defense. And Ralph then makes a do-or-die call right then and there. And that's just the whole day. Eight hours of paper sliding across his desk, one after the other, where he just goes, Guilty. Guilty for life. Lock that ass up.

2:31:38
Unknown_16: That boy's innocent. Let him go. Let him go. He didn't hit no woman. He didn't hit no woman.

Unknown_16: making fun of people on the internet death penalty give them the hang them hang that motherfucking just over and over again for eight hours a day every day sneeto for one says anyone notice how quiet the dustborne kick stream was without anime sucks cope and sneed um no good luck seven for one says is your window open sounds like crickets and the breaks between the ralph segments

2:32:24
Unknown_16: no it's not i have no windows in here my closet there's no crickets casting couch grab for five says here's a good runescape sound font cover for a song from the undertale sequel happy tuesdays don't play any stream unless you want to okay if it's from that um that pragmatic covers thing i listen to all those don't worry about it i'll hear it That's pretty good. That's pretty true. Thank you. Dude, I don't trust anything that Milo says.

Unknown_16: By the way, DocsFound helped me test something earlier today, and I appreciate it. If it worked, then it didn't work this stream.

2:33:21
Unknown_18: Because I thought... Sorry.

Unknown_18: Sorry, I'm having an absence seizure again.

Unknown_16: I thought about something, and it doesn't seem to be the case.

Unknown_18: Fascinating.

Unknown_18: um what are they talking about oh yeah this um catch your backs for 200 says great stream have a spooky tuesday thank you very much i appreciate it and then there's a breaking sorry i don't mean to to undermine your ebon super chat but it appears that boss man is out of rehab and streaming right now is this true in in the name of justice can this be true

2:34:07
Unknown_16: My God. He is back. He's got clean hands. He looks dapper as fuck. He's on a short visitation, I think. I think he hinted that he could be getting out for one day at a time or something to visit.

Unknown_18: Is he live right now?

Unknown_16: Bro, we are so fucking back. We are so back. We have never been this back. It was never even over because we're so fucking back. I can't believe this. I can't. He gets one day out of rehab and he's out there playing cards. My boy, he's back. We're so fucking back. Little ratitude rats in the chat.

2:34:38
Unknown_07: That's great.

2:35:10
Unknown_16: I was watching a video a couple weeks ago on how countries like Serbia have a lot of mini casinos. Yes, they do.

Unknown_16: Ukraine had it too. You have these windowless slot machine casinos all over the place. Literally everywhere. Um, it's actually kind of shocking because I'm being the Maramont. I'm not used to like gambling. This is the thing that they have elsewhere too. They have them other places in Europe, but like in Serbia and in Ukraine, like in Odessa, they have these little sports betting parlors all over the place.

Unknown_16: Brianna Wu hyper Bimbo for 10 says Hampshire guy was doing quite well when Medicare was around. But as of this update, the cashflow has slowed to a trickle. He has a new book out and could use in that a bump.

2:35:45
Unknown_16: Is he still working on Hampshire? I haven't heard anything about him in a long time.

Unknown_16: Oh my god, Darcy.

Unknown_13: Welcome back, hamsternauts. It's been a while, hasn't it? There's a reason for that. The short explanation is I'm running out of money.

Unknown_13: Inflation has hit everybody hard, and the Patreon has steadily sunk down to about $570 at the last count, which is enough for replacement filters, for replacement batteries for the pumps, for hamster food, for all the different... supplies I need to keep it going. Oh, bro, don't use AI-generated thumbnails like that. People don't like those. They see the shit and they think this is slop and they don't want to watch them. I bought as much as I could while I was able to. No, people will click.

2:36:19
Unknown_16: Like, you see how few views, like 400 views on this? Like, you see an AI-generated image, you're not clicking on it. But you see the hamster cage, like it's 2.8, 4,000. Yeah, never make AI shit your fucking thumbnail, bro.

2:36:52
Unknown_16: I mean, the hamster guy is still at it. If you guys want to support hamster, apparently he needs the fucking money.

Unknown_18: Happy to help.

Unknown_16: Thank you. Sneedo for one says, I found out about Kiwi Farms from finding Matthew on my YouTube feed in late 2019. That was when you still had the Kiwi Farms channel on YouTube. That was a very short-lived channel. I did a couple streams on that. I think I had some of my biggest streams even, because I did my Chantal stream and my Amberlynn Reid stream, and that got like 4,000 plus viewers just on YouTube. I should set up a fake YouTube channel again. I wonder, there must be a way to have multiple sources depending on the output, because I can't put the chat on screen on YouTube.

2:37:28
Unknown_16: But I could try that.

Unknown_16: Young Pei Chang for 10 says, you like steak. What is your favorite cut? I do like steak. It's not really my favorite. If I eat steak, I almost always...

2:38:03
Unknown_16: cook it myself um and i just i just uh i'll i'll grill it or sear it myself i like medium well i think medium well is objectively the best i can't i don't like like rare steak it just sits icky in my stomach i don't like it i usually put a lot of butter on it and i usually uh put fragrant herbs in it like rosemary and uh and thyme or something i just like baste it in butter I generally don't eat steak that often, though. It's just too decadent.

Unknown_16: But I will eat it.

Unknown_16: I like it with mashed potatoes.

Unknown_16: This is a really gross story, but I'm going to tell it. When I lived in Ukraine, I had the luxury of affording very, very nice food because luxury food there was very cheap because all stuff was cheap in Ukraine. And so I was meeting somebody, and the guy I was meeting was a huge foodie. He was super, super anal about high-quality food stuff. To the point where he was very particular about macarons. There was like a confectionery place. And he insisted that the macarons there were the top quality. They definitely made them one size. They didn't import any ingredients. And it was only the chocolate macarons. He said the other flavor macarons had imported food stuff. I think he just tastes the difference. Um, so he insisted that I try the chocolate macarons at this, um, Odessa bakery because they made it by hand and he got disappointed cause they started, uh, they changed something or started importing stuff.

2:39:43
Unknown_16: And, um,

Unknown_16: No, it was not CRP. And he stopped going there because they changed the chocolate macarons. Anyways, we went to a really fancy place that had foie gras, which if you don't know is a filet mignon with fatty duck liver on top. And it's considered...

Unknown_16: He said it was the pinnacle of all white culture. It was the best thing that could ever be eaten, ever, by any person. A good foie gras is the absolute peak of decadence. And when the one world government takes over, you won't have the luxury of eating it ever again, unless you're in the upper ranks. So I ate it, and it was good. And after we left, I went home. And at this point, I was still drinking soda. So I... Sat down, I played Dota 2, as someone does in Eastern Europe, and I drank a two liter of Coke Zero.

2:40:20
Unknown_16: I threw up. I threw up a mixture of fatty duck liver, filet mignon, and Coke Zero. And without exaggeration, it was one of the most disgusting things that I've ever been through. I would not recommend it. I would recommend it to literally nobody. And because it hit me so quickly, I threw up in the kitchen sink. So getting rid of it was also its own ordeal. I would literally recommend this experience to absolutely nobody. Okay.

2:40:55
Unknown_16: It's just a terrible... Foie gras is pretty good, but I'll say this. Apparently, even though it's the most delicious thing that exists on the planet Earth, according to some people, I think I'm turned off of it. I would never jump for a foie gras at this point in my life.

Unknown_16: Yeah, soda is poison. It is. I'm glad that I... I think that not drinking soda has improved my health quite a bit.

2:41:30
Unknown_16: Now I just drink coffee and water, but...

Unknown_16: I probably should stop drinking coffee and switch to tea or something. I was drinking tea at some point, and then I moved, and I didn't get to bring my coffee pot or my teapot. So one day when I return to the U.S., I'm going to get a fancy tea set or something. Try to drink tea. I'm debating between trying to get an espresso machine or getting tea.

Unknown_16: Anyways, whatever. Brandon Woo Hyperbimbo for 10 says, Your little news minion have failed you. It did not play this in the news segment.

Unknown_18: Okay. Let's see.

2:42:16
Unknown_18: Unlimited L's says, This is pretty intense.

Unknown_16: I will play it. I know what this is.

Unknown_16: So this guy shows up and was like, hey, girl, we'll just check it on your mental health and shit. And he immediately starts swinging at him with a knife. And this is the cop's mistake. At this point, he is authorized by me to drop and kill this freak.

2:42:52
Unknown_16: But he's like, no. Oh, God. It's a black tranny. What the fuck do I do? If I shoot this extremely dangerous black tranny, I will simply be fired. My life will be ruined. Everyone I know and love will hate me forever. My life flashes. Literally, even though he's at a safer range here, his life is flashing before his eyes just thinking about what it may take to drop a black tranny. So. The Black Chani is, like, chasing after him. And by chasing, I mean slowly walking at him with a knife raised. And the only thing I can relate this to is the fucking shape from Dead by Daylight in, like, Tier 3. Like, he's literally walking at him with the knife up in the air, upside down. Like, I forget his fucking name. Mike Myers. And the cop is like, oh, my God, what do I do? I don't want to go to jail like the guy in Minneapolis. Oh, yeah. Back up. Back up. Oh, yeah.

2:43:26
Unknown_16: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's even shouting, oh, yeah, at him like the Kool-Aid man.

Unknown_09: Please back up. Oh, yeah. Back up. Back up.

2:44:03
Unknown_16: Back up. He chose not to fire for whatever reason and just let this dude walk up to him with a knife and stab him in the fucking face.

Unknown_16: The cop is Chinese in case you don't know. It took, let's see here. You ready?

Unknown_16: One, two, three, four, five. It took five shots before he even stopped. And then six before he drops. So in case you're wondering why you need a high capacity magazine and why you need large round munitions is because of a six foot five, 330 pound black tranny with a knife. It's chasing after you. You will need literally all the stopping power that you possibly have to drop them.

2:44:36
Unknown_16: um and this is the really scary part i don't know if this is included in this um the the cop is now calling for um help and just watch oh it doesn't it doesn't include it because he doesn't want to get banned the cop calls him for help and he sounds fucked up like slurring and because he got slashed across the face and in the full clip he's like talking into his receiver and And you can literally see blood pouring down past the camera off his hand. So he got slashed across the forehead and he was bleeding profusely. And it was actually really, really crazy. The full video is pretty fucking intense.

2:45:20
Unknown_18: Q. Remember, chat, the word of the day is stopping power.

Unknown_18: Clay Dante for five says fake grand order is a 10 year old game.

Unknown_16: By the way, traditional games make all their money in the season. They're released. Gotcha. Print it for a decade. Yep. That's because they're there. It's like some cost.

2:45:55
Unknown_16: If you're a guy that puts 50, a hundred dollars into a game every month, then after a year, you're never going to stop. You need that. Like if you stop putting money into it and you stop playing it, then all that money you put in is lost. All that time you put in is lost.

Unknown_16: So they constantly need to continue playing it and putting more money into it to stay competitive and to have their investment, in air quotes, continue to have value.

Unknown_16: Matty Archiver, for one, says, I have unlimited time soon, and I will finish the backlog of episodes. I hope you and Allah forgive me only a year late. Yeah, dude, please give me, like... I asked him to make a list of all the missing episodes so I can go back and fill them in, because I don't know which ones are actually missing yet. It's a huge pain in the ass to manage.

2:46:29
Unknown_16: Um... Matty Archiver, for one, says, I have a YouTube channel with enough subs. If you want to livestream me there, I'll DM you. Nah, I don't want to take your channel, bro.

Unknown_16: I'll just set something up. I'll give it a fake name or something.

Unknown_16: Lacunae for one says, try dry brining your steak for four hours before life-changing.

2:47:01
Unknown_16: If I did that, I would do it with chicken to make chicken sandwiches.

Unknown_16: Ronberger for two says, you threw up the foie gras, you defiled the sink, but did you win your Dota 2 lane? I always win my lane, bro. Because I know the secret of not feeding and then farming if you're behind. The secret that many people never learn or are never fortunate enough to

Unknown_16: Alright, I will see you guys on Friday. Take it easy. Bye-bye.

Unknown_02: Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

2:48:09
Unknown_06: I am the one exterminating sun, flipping through the trees, strangling the breeze.

Unknown_06: Yeah, I am the sky watching angels cry, while they float and tank, conquering the worms.

2:48:55
Unknown_05: The pool's ready from the pool We can want, you need, nowhere as you bleed Dead I am, the rat feast, the palm, the cat Tender is the fur, dying as you burr Take to the ditches and burn

2:49:57
Unknown_06: I am the life, dig into the skin Knuckle, crack, the bone, twenty-one to win Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry Devil on your back, I can never die Take the teachers and burn through the witch's flame Witches and burn through the witch's flame