Dustborn playthrough - Mad at the Internet October 12. 2024 2024-10-13

0:00:12
Unknown_03: Hello, chat.

Unknown_03: Give me a second. I'm trying to set everything up right now.

Unknown_21: I wanted to disable slow mode, but I do not know how to disable slow mode.

Unknown_21: I see it. I'm logged in to access my dashboard. I see slow mode is enabled, and it says users can send one message every five seconds. I go to settings. I see a thing for pop-out chat.

Unknown_21: See, I think for mod actions, I went to the chat settings, and it cranked my hate speech AI filter up to max filtering.

0:00:49
Unknown_21: You can't turn it off. You can turn on some filtering, but... I'm afraid that by doing that, I have somehow set myself in poor states. Where the fuck is the... This is really important.

Unknown_03: Did not have the... The, um...

Unknown_03: Where is it? Oh my... Josh is gay.

Unknown_02: Let's cancel some chuds. Sara, please turn on the filter.

0:01:24
Unknown_21: Okay, let's... Okay, while you guys... Google for me. As a professional streamer, Google for me how to disable... Oh god, that looks terrible.

Unknown_03: There we go.

Unknown_03: Okay, then I want to do browser overlay. Yeah, you like that? Yeah, that looks fucking bad.

Unknown_03: Oh, boy, I really should have done this before. I might. How am I going to do this?

0:01:57
Unknown_21: Watch do you guys think if I if I show the stream like that? It'll like there would be like a detriment to having it like a fifth of the stream completely eclipsed I don't think so. I honestly I Honestly think that literally nothing would be lost if I do that. I

Unknown_21: I can't imagine what I could possibly lose. I love how it does show my top subscribers back before I got banned from accepting money.

0:02:43
Unknown_21: Okay. The only thing I'd like to fix now is the slow mode. Enable mod shortcuts, mature mode, banned users. What the fuck does that mean? No, I don't want any of that. Why can't I just turn off slow mode?

Unknown_21: AI mod has deleted Juergen Schtah saying the N-word. Get rekt. A fucking robot came down and just stomped on you. Oh no, Judy Tester tried, but the AI mod also got him. Nice try, guy.

Unknown_03: Okay.

0:03:17
Unknown_03: What can I do?

Unknown_03: I legit don't know.

Unknown_21: I have a fucking... I might have to, like, just give up.

Unknown_21: And disable slow... Wait. Oh, it's on the main panel only. Okay, I have disabled slow mode successfully. We're good. We're all good. We're good right now.

Unknown_21: I can't do anything about the AI mod mass holocausting everybody in the chat, though. If you say the N-word, you get banned by the robo-janny.

Unknown_02: Okay.

0:03:51
Unknown_21: it even says in my overlay it says deleted by ai mod so dude even the guy's trying to like bypass the mod by adding spaces and stuff is getting right okay that's you guys combat normal easy for quicker combat with fewer enemies what about hard doesn't describe what that is

Unknown_21: I guess I'll put it on hard. I imagine this is one of those games, motion blur is the worst fucking thing ever created. And then I'll reduce the master volume so you can actually fucking hear me. Like that. And then I'll do this.

Unknown_21: And then so the dialogue is the loudest. And then there's no way for subtitles? Oh, there we go.

Unknown_21: Subtitle character names. I think that will be very important to understand what the fuck is happening.

0:04:47
Unknown_21: This is the most complicated menu. Everything else is one panel, and then you get to accessibility, and it's got like eight different things.

Unknown_21: Oh, I can decrease my interaction speed in case I'm retarded. Okay. Okay.

Unknown_21: I won't judge. I think that accessibility in games is an acceptable form of wokeism.

Unknown_21: No point making games that people can't play. That's my hot take that I got from watching Jim Sterling. I actually agree with him. There's no point making games that cripples can't play. Okay, let's start. We're in Pacifica, 125 miles north of Purity. Neither of these things are known to me, so I have no fucking idea what that means.

0:05:20
Unknown_21: That's really important. It's establishing... Sorry kid, so this is like a fake comic book, okay. My earphones fucked up.

Unknown_09: No, okay, that's just how they're going to do the sound thing for this.

0:05:54
Unknown_21: Okay, I understand the art style for this now. Oh, I have to start recording. Hello, people watching the archive of this. Yes, we totally did start the game without starting the recording. We're watching it now.

Unknown_08: Oh boy, a British character.

Unknown_21: Awesome.

Unknown_08: I don't want to show what's happening.

Unknown_21: All these people are talking and if I press one... Oh, I have to hold it. Oh, they're arguing and I have to use my psychic abilities to get them to shut the fuck up.

0:06:35
Unknown_21: Oh, no, look. Dude, that guy looks exactly... That woman driving looks exactly like Vito Gazzaldi. Like, if Vito was, like, transitioned, that's how he would look. Okay, I guess I'm going to tell them to shut up. Shut the fuck up. Oh, okay. So that's their psychic ability, is to get people... It's just screaming at people.

Unknown_21: Great, cool. Our psychic ability. What the fuck is Pacifica? Is this the, um, ethno-state of the Pacific Northwest?

0:07:07
Unknown_21: I would really like to be driving a car right now. I think that would be more fun than whatever the fuck this is. Okay, someone said that this is how, this is Trump's America.

Unknown_07: Let me turn the volume just a little bit up.

Unknown_21: Oh, so you guys can actually hear the fucking game. As woesome as that may be.

Unknown_07: It says the woman who just used her vocals to forcibly silence everyone.

0:07:45
Unknown_21: Oh, you told me to. There was no way to progress the game without doing that.

Unknown_14: Fascinating.

Unknown_16: So this is gonna be another one of those games where I don't get to do anything.

Unknown_21: I don't want to say that the filter that they've added to everything to try and make this more like a comic book is just the worst fucking thing ever made. Like, the anti-aliasing on absolutely everything because of the filter is just atrocious. Oh, I'm listening to K-pop. Okay, I didn't want to be listening to K-pop, but I'm listening to K-pop.

0:08:23
Unknown_21: Is there literally nothing I'm supposed to be doing right now? I'm just supposed to be listening to these people argue about shit?

Unknown_07: Stings but I'll survive What if I Okay, it's around somewhere else barely a scratch I've seen a lot worse Well, I've seen a little worse It's gaslighting, but it feels better.

0:09:04
Unknown_21: She's just trying to come for you. This be a dude. This game is made by insane people. I

Unknown_21: Is telling your children about Santa Claus, is that like gaslighting your kids? I mean, I guess in a literal sense it's gaslighting, but... I don't want to talk to any of these people.

Unknown_21: Talk to the guy. The boss?

Unknown_21: Oh, he doesn't even want to talk to me.

Unknown_17: How much further until, you know, the place?

0:09:38
Unknown_07: Look, it's Trump's golden or blue eyes.

Unknown_21: He, him.

Unknown_21: I can't believe this is real.

Unknown_21: No vocal powers. He, basic. I mean, he is basic. Okay.

Unknown_21: So the man is basic. Dude, what is with people's obsession with alopecia? What the fuck is that? Like, why does everyone have to be spotted like a cow?

Unknown_14: A bit.

Unknown_14: I'm pretending we're on a weekend road trip and not, you know, on the run. I mean, usually we'd stick to coastal roads and not the desert, but at least there are, um, billboards to look at.

0:10:15
Unknown_07: We should treat this whole experience as the ultimate American road trip adventure.

Unknown_14: It is pretty epic.

Unknown_21: Are there ghosts? I want ghosts.

Unknown_14: Oh, my God.

Unknown_21: Dude, we're five minutes in, and the N-bomb has been dropped.

Unknown_21: But where are the Nazis? How do I play them? I want to play as the guy, I want to play like the Helldivers collab with the cinematic universe where you're just dropping into the fan patriotism. And you start like just shotgunning all the people with alopecia.

0:11:04
Unknown_21: Can alter her body with vocals. Maybe she should start by looking less fucking ugly. If she can alter her body, and that's how she's choosing to present herself right now, that's just straight up fucking disrespectful to everybody in this car. I don't want to hear British people talking this game.

0:11:38
Unknown_09: How's your head? I've been told my head is great.

Unknown_09: Your other head.

Unknown_09: Idiot. I've survived worse. What was she referring to?

Unknown_09: It can be very dangerous. Okay, Dad. Both the stones are playing shoreline tomorrow.

Unknown_21: Day them.

Unknown_09: We chose the wrong day to be on the run.

Unknown_21: On again, off again, partner, permanently off, comic book collector. I just want this car to crash. I'm not looking forward to playing this. Ew. Oh my god.

0:12:10
Unknown_07: What a horrible group of people.

Unknown_21: I mostly relate to the man that doesn't talk and just tries to get the fuck through this bullshit. He's the guy I'm rooting for the most right now. That and, uh, Hitler.

Unknown_21: The Nazis. I'm rooting for them.

0:12:41
Unknown_07: Yeah, she has a tattoo of that moth that's like, um, what is it?

Unknown_21: That's like, from the sounds of the limbs.

Unknown_21: Oh, I get to turn the fucking... Yeah, bye.

Unknown_21: Oh. What a coincidence that the only other song that's being played in this car is fucking indie music.

Unknown_21: Oh, I have to... Oh my god, really? No, this is gameplay. How do I... What do I press to get out of this as, like,

0:13:30
Unknown_21: It's worse. Their singing is bad.

Unknown_04: What if I just fuck it up?

Unknown_21: I'm gonna do that.

Unknown_21: Oh, it turns off more of the voices, I guess. Oh! I did it! I found how to progress the story!

Unknown_09: Pull over! Pull over! You have to pull over for an emergency vehicle.

0:14:13
Unknown_09: You're blocking an emergency vehicle.

Unknown_21: He could be going to, like, a school shooting or something.

Unknown_21: What if he said, God damn it?

Unknown_17: Okay. I have no options. I just have to press E or listen to them argue?

Unknown_09: Pull over right now. Do not pull over if you pull over.

Unknown_21: So nothing happens if I don't press A. If we're going to act, we need to act NOW. What happens if I don't? I need to establish this, because then I know what to do for the rest of the game.

0:14:54
Unknown_21: Just driving.

Unknown_21: Okay, it just repeats this until I press the button.

Unknown_14: Okay. Okay.

Unknown_21: Oh, the notification means we're about to make a choice that will affect our comic book. And then, a porn. What the f- Why?

Unknown_14: Oh.

0:15:42
Unknown_21: I was going to say, what the fuck?

Unknown_21: You just killed people. He was just trying to stop a school shooting and that guy was just a trucker and now they're all dead. What have you done? I don't think so, Sy.

Unknown_21: You just killed two innocent people. I just murdered people. Yeah, you did. Not your fault, Sy.

Unknown_09: Do you think the vehicle had time to report the accident before it went boom?

Unknown_21: The cop was going to stop a school shooting and the truck was full of supplies for orphan puppies at an animal shelter. This is tragic.

0:16:20
Unknown_07: I can't fucking believe how terrible these people are. We don't know if they were actually chasing us. You still got the cargo, right?

Unknown_07: It didn't go flying out of my bra, if that's what you're worried about.

Unknown_14: All of this for that fucking thing. It better be worth it, Pax.

Unknown_21: I like the little doodads over people's heads. I'm very autistic, and I had to enable all my accessibility features.

0:16:54
Unknown_21: Autodrive?

Unknown_21: Sacramento?

Unknown_21: So we are, like, we're in Oregon.

Unknown_21: Actually, no, because Sacramento is, like, way far into California, right? So we're, like, in, oh, God, we're in California. Where the fuck is the ocean?

Unknown_21: Are they trying to imply that the ocean has dried up because of Trump?

Unknown_21: I have no buttons, by the way.

0:17:28
Unknown_21: Yeah, what a strong opening into this game. Murdered a policeman. I don't want to browse. I just played the game. I just played the game. I don't need to watch this.

Unknown_21: Boys. Now we're in this hipster apartment and the anti-aliasing is just awful. Just fucking terrible.

0:18:09
Unknown_21: I wonder if I, like, go into my NVIDIA control panel and I just, like, manually enable anti-aliasing, like, at a higher level, if these awful, awful, jagged fucking lines will just go away. It's like the laziest fucking filter that they found in the Unreal Engine market.

Unknown_18: Not loving the music, gnome? Tough cookies. This is my place.

0:18:42
Unknown_18: Why do you have a picture of yourself? Are you, like, retarded? Dude, look at this dumpy cunt. You can change your body.

Unknown_21: And do you need like excess matter on your person so you can like shape shift into bigger people? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Unknown_14: Get over this fucking apartment gnome. We should hang here. So what do you guys think? I don't know, man. This whole thing feels incredibly risky. Riskier than being a deviant in Pacifica. Why are you, of all people, so hot to trot? Huh? What does that even mean? Look at that fucking view.

0:19:16
Unknown_09: You don't need the money. You'd be surprised. If anyone discovers what I am, all of this goes away. A faggot?

Unknown_09: Besides, you're my only friends here.

Unknown_14: What would I do without you? Well, I have good reasons for taking the job. I'm dirt poor and work for table scraps from tech bros.

Unknown_21: And you're ugly.

Unknown_14: Not to mention that of the three of us, I'm the most likely to be outed. You know what happens when I get stressed.

0:19:51
Unknown_17: You tarred out? Did you finish your discussion?

Unknown_14: Not yet, Theo! Geez, man, hold your fucking horses.

Unknown_21: Why are they so rude to him?

Unknown_14: What about you, Pax?

Unknown_07: I mean, the risks outweigh the benefits. I like the money. The money would be good. The temp kicks pay the rent, barely. And our little scamps put dinner on the table five nights out of seven. But what's my future in Pacifica?

Unknown_07: Without papers, I'll never get a real job. Or earn enough to put any... Oh, are they all illegal immigrants because they can't afford citizenship?

0:20:23
Unknown_21: I should have joined the... They turned my camp.

Unknown_05: Ha!

Unknown_21: sorry we're holocausting all the frumpy losers worse you think we can trust him theo he's odd but good odd like a dorky dad

Unknown_14: The Puritans? Is that the name of the bad guy for us? Oh no, they have morals and values. You're invited into the conversation, scrote.

0:20:59
Unknown_17: so we're in all of us where do we start okay okay good that's that's good i'm i'm glad we start by renting a car next weekend something small and inconspicuous paid in cash um actually sweaty cath is illegal in trump's future because it's like it's um

0:21:57
Unknown_21: It's... cash is what Mexicans use and Mexicans bad. The Subterranean Farm Collective.

Unknown_21: With a Spanish name.

Unknown_17: It says Silo 942.

Unknown_17: Are there ghosts?

Unknown_14: Oh no, I'm being crushed. I have to help her.

0:22:54
Unknown_04: Are you sure?

Unknown_21: Please, divert more of your power into the load-bearing force. Oh my god, even... Wait, I didn't want to do that.

Unknown_21: Oh no, her knees are, like, shocked.

Unknown_21: Trying to overload the knee thingies. Oh god.

Unknown_21: Sorry, I'm just overwhelmed. My anxiety is spiking. My anxiety. Oh jeez.

Unknown_21: I can't- I can't breathe! I'm loud, she can't breathe!

0:23:27
Unknown_05: Oh no! Oh no! What do I do? What happens if I just try to leave?

Unknown_21: The game's like trying to crash on me.

Unknown_21: Oh no. She's just gonna say I can't breathe forever.

Unknown_21: I love the sense of urgency. It's really built up.

Unknown_21: Why don't you help? I'm getting a soda. Ooh.

0:23:59
Unknown_21: Oh yeah, dude.

Unknown_21: Which one? Where's my soda at? I got gypped. I got fucking gypped. It just, dude. Hey, Luna. Luna, it ate my dollar. When I ate my dollar, I didn't get my Coke Zero, Luna. If I let you out, if I let you out, will you get me my Coke Zero?

Unknown_07: We need Gnome to help keep... Why didn't fucking Gnome help to begin with? Ha!

0:24:36
Unknown_21: Oh, now that Pax has given me permission to intervene in this life or death situation, I guess I'll do something about it.

Unknown_04: You can breathe.

Unknown_21: Dude, if only this lady was working on the Minnesota police force the day that George Floyd died. He's like, I can't breathe. And the gnome's just like, you can actually breathe. And he's like, I can breathe. I can breathe.

0:25:08
Unknown_21: Can we lift the... Oh, so I am... Literally, my job is to yell at the robot, too.

Unknown_08: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_21: Oh, grunt mode. Oh, I have to, like, tap it. Oh, I give up. Ow. My muscles are so sore. Oh, look. After I give up, it then gives me, like, a head start. It, like, makes it way easier. Nope. Nope.

0:25:39
Unknown_21: oh i guess i can't do it i failed that one hold the bus up oh so it's everybody they could have helped at any moment they just waited okay oh god sorry my computer's like melting trying to play this game i might have to shamefully reduce this video quality to low as low as it can possibly go i think that this will actually improve the game in some way okay i'll do it

Unknown_21: The video quality has not gone down and it has definitely... You guys could have done this to begin with. Why'd you wait for me to go get my soda first? Is there anything I can do to control the jack from here? Never mind.

0:26:36
Unknown_07: Theo, I think this station runs the autonomous systems. I'll check it out.

Unknown_21: Dude, this is a jack that is used to lift a bus, and in the games universe, you have to go to a terminal, and it has a fucking technical issue, so it doesn't work, so that you can activate your smart jack, so that you can lift off the bus, instead of just rolling this stupid piece of shit under it, and using the little lever to crank it up. This is literally how the world works to these people. You gotta use your fucking smart jack.

Unknown_07: Luna, are you able to free your arm? No, it's completely stuck.

0:27:09
Unknown_07: I'd like to come out now, please.

Unknown_21: Find router. Oh, okay.

Unknown_07: I think I found it. Hold on. I've got it.

Unknown_21: I'm going to kick you.

Unknown_07: It's your lucky day, Rust Bucket.

Unknown_21: Well, there's a vibrator.

Unknown_07: Did you break the antenna?

Unknown_21: That is not an antenna. That's a vibrator. I think we need to adjust this to get a signal again.

Unknown_21: Dude, how bad is this fucking router where it's like... You have it in this small room and it has to be like adjusted or some shit. Dude, this is real life. This is like there's a life or death situation. And someone's being crushed to death but you can't get the jack out. Oh, thank god. The smart jack.

0:27:44
Unknown_21: Mark Zuckerberg, please. The Metaverse Jack needs to go under... What is that lifting up on? Oh, of course. There's no actual detail under the bus. It's just a flat piece of metal that you can use. Okay, I gotcha. Oh, then they need my help to actually pull her out. This is... Here we go.

0:28:26
Unknown_21: Thank God. We did it. Oh, you have the ugliest tattoo ever.

Unknown_28: That's the last time I'm ever trusting the UU voice assistant with anything.

Unknown_28: Welcome to the castle. How was the trip?

Unknown_14: Maybe you should handle this one, Theo.

Unknown_21: Why didn't they put jack stands under it? Because the smart jack would do that.

Unknown_28: Lady, we didn't do anything.

Unknown_17: The truck swerved.

Unknown_28: Demolished a Pacific Authority patrol car. It was an accident. Caused by your car. If they weren't looking for you before, I guarantee you they are now.

0:28:58
Unknown_17: The car's off the grid. It can't be tracked. You can't risk it.

Unknown_28: You need to leave Pacifica today if you plan to make it into the Republic.

Unknown_17: That wasn't the deal, Luna.

Unknown_28: Neither was the exploding patrol car, Theo.

Unknown_21: Oh, I got my soda! Oh my god, it's all coming together. Wow, they really thought ahead with this one.

Unknown_07: You're kicking us out. Seriously?

Unknown_28: That's... You think I wanted this? I'm grateful for the help, and I'm doing everything I can to make sure your mission is successful, but...

0:29:31
Unknown_28: Nova Scotia? Is Nova Scotia? Nova Scotia. Is that like the free people where people of color live in communes and they assist each other?

Unknown_04: I need to get you patched up.

Unknown_21: Yellow hat? What the fuck? How dare you call my hat yellow?

Unknown_07: My name is Pax.

0:30:02
Unknown_28: Sorry, no offense. I'm bad with names. Pax.

Unknown_28: I'm Luna, by the way. Not Lady.

Unknown_28: Finish your drinks, folks. I'll get the elevator.

Unknown_21: What a nice group of people. Is this still going to be a problem, Theo?

Unknown_21: I don't think so.

Unknown_17: Challenge? Fuck you. Pax's choice of words has nudged Theo towards okay boss.

0:30:37
Unknown_21: One of the three possible CODAs. CODAs affect the personal relationships you have with your crew and unlock new dialogues, branching narratives, and unique character endings.

Unknown_21: Push to access the CODA screen. Okay.

Unknown_21: My device battery is low. Why is this not plugged in?

Unknown_21: That would explain all my... It's fucking low.

0:31:10
Unknown_21: okay now it's plugged in okay sorry it was not plugged in before now it's plugged in I'm very good at this we don't have a choice as soon as we've taken care of things here we're getting on that bus and heading east

Unknown_21: Theo, have you ever noticed how fucking ugly Sai is? Have you ever, like, just sat there and, like, was, damn.

Unknown_21: Oh, look, you got some Ching Chong shit on you, too. Some Japanese, huh? You weeaboo? Oh, baka gaijin. The glorious Nippon desu.

Unknown_21: Am I going into the elevator? Into the space pod. Please take me to the space farm.

Unknown_28: Instead of making a run for it, couldn't your people have used words with the police? I'm not sure.

0:31:58
Unknown_21: El policio mucho mal.

Unknown_14: Given the circumstances, I don't know how that would have helped. And my box are all about... The only good cop is a dead cop.

Unknown_21: Wow.

Unknown_09: civilians have this concept of anomals that we can command people to do anything we can't and we can't go around flaunting our box if we do bye-bye freedom hello detention camps well so they are holocausting the frumpy riddles apologize for making assumptions that's not what i what happened happened now we have to get you guys out of here before the cops come looking

0:32:39
Unknown_21: Oh, no. Sorry. Oh, my God. Luna's chalupas. So spicy. Mucho spicy. I mean, honestly, she's, like, hunched over and clutching her bowels like she's about to shit her pants.

Unknown_07: Give me a minute. I need the toilet.

Unknown_28: Dude, I keep making the absolute dumbest fucking jokes on the entire planet, and they're all accurate.

Unknown_05: Why?

0:33:16
Unknown_21: Just like, I'm like, I was thinking, like, how embarrassing that I made a poo joke like that. That's so lowbrow. I try to be smarter than that. No, that's exactly what's fucking happening.

Unknown_21: I gotta shit and- oh, are we all gathered around next to the bathroom? Great.

Unknown_21: Okay, I guess we're gonna get to see the poopin' screen. Oh, she's just bulimic, okay. Lebanon! No! I wanna go back to Israel!

0:33:57
Unknown_05: What the fuck is that face?

Unknown_21: You're being astral projected into by a Jewish man from greater Israel. I mean, this is Donald Trump's world, so it must be greater Israel.

Unknown_07: Why are you lying? I thought we were friends here.

0:34:33
Unknown_05: Bitch shut the fuck up You said I could go first what can I say?

Unknown_14: I'm a magnanimous bitch Oh you this will this woman's use of the word bitch is like extremely unnecessary tap to holler.

Unknown_21: Okay, so So

Unknown_09: Don't you talk like a normal fucking person. That's a good idea, I guess, if you have an open wound.

0:35:23
Unknown_12: You're missing the point. UU is actually contributing to the economy.

Unknown_26: Walking on the backs of millions of gig economy workers in stiletto heels, sure.

Unknown_21: Oh, dude, I want to hear this argument. They're paying taxes.

Unknown_05: They're paying T-axis. We're exploited.

Unknown_26: Some of us had to...

0:36:00
Unknown_21: I picked up my talking points by my favorite Turkish Twitch streamer. He's the only one that you're allowed to listen to. That's how you know he's a rebel. He speaks against Trump.

Unknown_28: That's because you're under the ground. Is that the lowercase i internet made by black women, the weave?

Unknown_28: Oh, thank god, we're gonna do something about my horrific fucking arm.

0:36:38
Unknown_28: Don't worry, I said we're gonna get you some fentanyl. Oh, okay.

Unknown_21: Interact while zoomed in to add a topic to the conversation.

Unknown_28: Ideals, man.

0:37:22
Unknown_21: trompo filled the rio grande with hungry alligators they come over without any limbs doc will get you patched up in no time will my arm recover should be good as new this machine's top of the line as soon as we're done here we need to load the bus with supplies for the libraries

Unknown_07: What are these supplies?

Unknown_28: Books, magazines, political... Are you a supporter? Sorry?

Unknown_07: The poster?

Unknown_28: Medina... Just interrupted her.

Unknown_21: I just noticed your poster.

Unknown_28: Supporters, I guess you could say that. Our organization favors political change in the republic. We don't believe in armed revolution. Pussy.

Unknown_07: Do you really believe she can win against the old dictator?

Unknown_28: President Ward's stepping down, but against his son? Yeah, I think so. Anyway, books, magazines, political pamphlets,

0:38:17
Unknown_21: my god literally literally 1984 I can't believe it a bit on the nose you fucking think you even wrote it cuz you were embarrassed

Unknown_28: A fascist storm.

Unknown_21: Idealist meal. Hurricane Trump could be anywhere.

Unknown_28: Yeah.

0:38:59
Unknown_21: About all the fucking police you murdered. All the innocent truckers you fucking snuffed out of existence. Please tell me your long list of buried bodies. Nameless victims. So you can make a road trip.

Unknown_28: What do you call it? Mesmerism?

Unknown_28: I apologize if I get the terminology wrong. I'm not... I don't need a lot of...

Unknown_07: Mesmerism is what most people think of when they hear deviant. In actuality, that's very rare.

0:39:32
Unknown_07: Most anomals have more narrow skill sets.

Unknown_28: I know next to nothing about anomals. Most anomals have only anomals.

Unknown_28: Wounds been cleaned and sealed. We just need to give Doc enough time to close it up properly and make it look... Oh no, it's ICE!

Unknown_05: Yes, it's ICE. Pacific cops!

0:40:24
Unknown_15: If it's just the cops. No. Look, a purity security detail.

Unknown_07: Oh no!

Unknown_07: Where's the car?

Unknown_17: Dismantled and destroyed. All part of the plan.

Unknown_17: This does not look like a raid. If they even suspected we were here, they would have brought an army.

Unknown_07: What do we do?

Unknown_17: We stay calm and we stay put. We knew this might happen. But why? You seem to know the layout of this building and what the best course of action is. Why do I even have to do stuff?

0:41:09
Unknown_21: Like, oh, the police are raiding the building. Let me just go back to tending my fucking computer screen. I'm trying to weave from Greenland to Nova Scotia.

Unknown_21: So, yeah, I definitely... I know what to do, but I'm not going to do it because you're the strong... I don't want to step on the strong black woman. Look at this brisk jaunt. Oh, police are on their way.

Unknown_21: Oh, my God, I just realized... Herbini does a little bounce. You know what this is? This is the Roman liberty cap. They would give it to freed slaves. And it was a symbol of the French Revolution and the American Revolution. They literally gave her a freedom cap to show that she's a freed slave. Wow. The symbolism is very rich.

0:41:42
Unknown_07: Hey, Gnome? Yes, Pax? What's happening? Unwelcome visitors. Where's Psy? She's still in there? I don't know what she's up to.

0:42:15
Unknown_07: Hey, Psy. Hey. Oh, is she pooping?

Unknown_21: Is she pooping still?

Unknown_07: Psy, everything okay?

Unknown_14: Okay. The fucking alarm just went off.

Unknown_14: No.

Unknown_21: What we do next, but there's no wrong choice.

Unknown_14: Just let me stay in here. Uh, yeah.

Unknown_07: That's not an option. How about we go? Right now, we need to... Stay right here.

Unknown_14: Nothing you say will change my mind.

Unknown_21: What if I force you to do something with my powerful voice?

0:42:48
Unknown_09: No luck, huh? Bringing out the big guns, I guess.

Unknown_21: The big guns.

Unknown_07: What?

Unknown_21: I'm gonna trigger this bitch.

Unknown_07: You're letting me down. You made a promise. We need you.

Unknown_21: Oh no, you gas litter.

Unknown_14: I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm trying my best.

Unknown_21: Your best really sucks. Like, if this was anything more than like a small investigation, we'd all be fucking sent to the frumpy retard camps. I'm completely fucking useless, Pax.

0:43:22
Unknown_21: Bitch, I didn't fucking ask. How about you come out of the bath? Oh my god. She sucks.

Unknown_21: Theo, come on, fuck this retard.

Unknown_07: We need your help. Coming.

Unknown_21: You should have done this to begin with, bro.

Unknown_07: Instead of trying to fucking weave into Greenland and shit. Oh my god.

Unknown_21: Dude, I keep earning rep with Theo. Me and Theo are going to be tight. I'm trying to stop him from race mixing is what I'm trying to do.

0:43:56
Unknown_21: Did she just open the door? Open presto!

Unknown_21: Um, then... No, she's fucking useless.

Unknown_21: God! Are all of you so reluctant to talk to her? I have to, like, try first and then get him to open the door. This is like a team effort just to talk her out of a shower.

0:44:30
Unknown_09: They're actually doing fine.

Unknown_21: This many people and hell divers could have wiped out like an entire planet at this point.

Unknown_14: Thanks for the verbal tranquilizer.

Unknown_14: I know what you're doing, but it feels good every time.

Unknown_21: That's kind of scary. It implies that she can give you, like, morphine with words. You would have, like, an entire entourage of, like, morphine drug addict slaves just, like, just asking for a crumb of gnomes' comfort words.

0:45:09
Unknown_17: Uh, just false, a false, uh, alarm. We need help with some boxes.

Unknown_14: Yes, this is exactly what I need right now. Some boxes to lift.

Unknown_09: I hate that you're not joking, Sai.

Unknown_28: How do you not know if your intercom system works?

Unknown_28: Where's the boxes?

0:45:46
Unknown_21: What boxes?

Unknown_21: T-shirts. Oh, I get to pick a shirt. How about one that covers these weird fucking bumps on her butt?

Unknown_21: Do I want the robot or the unicorn?

Unknown_21: I guess I'll take this.

Unknown_05: What?

Unknown_21: Can I take all this? I'm gonna just take everything. Nuts! Oh my god. How many calories? Only 110?

0:46:17
Unknown_21: Servings per container. 57.

Unknown_21: This small packet of paprika flavored nuts.

Unknown_21: is 57 servings and 170 calories per serving. That is fucking outrageous. I'll give it to the fat chick with the cow spots. Did it have to be a unicorn?

Unknown_21: She's still, like, do you have any shirts that fit you?

0:46:52
Unknown_21: Look, she... Look at that... Press shift and she did, like, a little hobble. Like, she was gimped.

Unknown_21: Oh, pizza.

Unknown_07: Oh, hell yeah.

Unknown_21: Now, finally. Dude, that was, like, the most awkward bite ever that she's... That has ever been put into any form of media ever. Can I also eat this pizza?

Unknown_07: That's got teeth marks, kid.

Unknown_07: Where's Sai?

0:47:28
Unknown_21: Where did that voice come from? There's like a ghostly projection to try and dissuade me from eating my pizza.

Unknown_21: Where's the box I'm supposed to get, bro?

Unknown_21: Oh my god, that fucking wobble. It's like someone kneecapped her.

0:48:03
Unknown_21: No, they're up there.

Unknown_21: Oh, there's the box. It's already fucking there. I thought I was going to be taking something from a room.

Unknown_21: Well, just straight cut to the... Okay.

Unknown_17: I think that's everything.

Unknown_28: It'll get you safely across the Republic border, but after that... We're on our own.

Unknown_17: Until we reach the Salt Lake Library.

Unknown_17: What if your visitors decide to revisit... The Salt Lake Library?

Unknown_28: Are they going to investigate all of them?

Unknown_28: Once you've left, we have nothing to hide.

0:48:34
Unknown_28: Aside from the one patrol car ten minutes ago, the roads look clear. The quicker you leave Pacifica, the better.

Unknown_17: We'll be on our way across the border shortly. I believe that was the final box, Pax?

Unknown_08: Yup.

Unknown_17: And you have the, uh, the cargo?

Unknown_08: It's safe with us. With me.

Unknown_21: Where? Where on this person's body would she keep cargo? In her hat? Is that why it wobbles when she walks?

Unknown_22: Did you not want us to practice? Check this out, gnome!

Unknown_22: I hate her.

0:49:11
Unknown_21: Look at how she's hunched over with absolutely no self-confidence whatsoever. I just hate her. I want to push her. I want to push her to the ground. Boom! Throw her on the fucking ground.

Unknown_17: Oh, it's the robot that plays the triangle.

Unknown_07: There are ghosts. Oh, finally a man.

0:50:03
Unknown_25: I want to assure you that I'm capable of operating this vehicle.

Unknown_21: I want to push the other one. You're giving me the option to shove somebody down to the fucking ground now and it's the poor innocent robot who has no ability to hurt me whatsoever. Who's not going to eat my nuts.

Unknown_25: My software contains instruction for 1,100 vehicles. I'm perfectly capable of driving this bus.

Unknown_21: I'm not pushing this robot.

Unknown_21: I don't want to put... No. Mm-mm.

0:50:38
Unknown_21: I refuse. This is how the game ends. I'm not... It really doesn't give me any option.

Unknown_08: Don't touch me.

Unknown_08: What was that?

Unknown_21: He didn't even try to touch you. He offered to shake your hand. It wasn't being mean.

Unknown_09: Not on machines.

Unknown_21: Oh, it's trying to show me. I have to have a chimp out to show that it doesn't actually do anything. So she like chipped out and negatively affected everybody around her except the one person she's angry at. Now, if that's not a fucking metaphor for life, I don't know what is.

0:51:09
Unknown_18: It's just the driver, Pax.

Unknown_14: The robot saved Luna's bacon earlier. It can't be that bad.

Unknown_09: There's no problem here, Pax.

Unknown_21: Look, I'm being soothed. I'm being soothed. My options are running out. Okay, so if there's a timer, I can actually wait it out.

0:51:47
Unknown_09: I understand. There we go.

Unknown_21: Acceptance.

Unknown_09: Okay.

Unknown_28: Latest intel says the AD is cleared to the east, all the way to the Republic border.

Unknown_28: I'm sorry I have to send you on your way, but we have a whole network to protect.

Unknown_28: You're right.

Unknown_21: Let's just go with the robot.

0:52:18
Unknown_28: What?

Unknown_21: Oh, I had to let... What? That's really stupid. I offended Theo. I offended Theo by somehow letting this woman make a decision. I don't understand. That's stupid. I wouldn't have offended Theo if I had the option not to.

Unknown_21: Bitch, I am so ready to get the fuck out of this.

Unknown_25: Please find your seat.

0:52:49
Unknown_21: I watched a movie recently with Tom Hanks and the robot. I forgot what it was called.

Unknown_07: Our luggage is on board.

Unknown_21: All the way to the back of the bus. Please find your seat at the far fucking end. This seat's mine.

Unknown_09: Not sharing. Plenty of room.

Unknown_21: I had a feeling that seat was yours. Nevada?

0:53:43
Unknown_21: You couldn't drive from Oregon to California without killing people. Let's see if this goes any better. This is only 2030? This is the far off year of 2030. The oceans have dried up and there's like subterranean mushroom farms like in Dwarf Fortress.

Unknown_17: To do that, I need access to the Weave. And that won't happen until we get to Salt Lake. We had a plan.

Unknown_07: Your plan. And it's not like you've been forthcoming on everything. Like the contents of our cargo.

Unknown_21: We stole data from the Puritans and put it on this key. Our one-way ticket off this continent. We can't lose this kid. It's the second most valuable cargo we've ever had. Okay.

0:54:17
Unknown_21: Where is she keeping that?

Unknown_17: Nova Scotia's been tight-lipped about that for good reason.

Unknown_21: She just has like a secret pocket that can't possibly fit that giant thing.

Unknown_17: Our job is simply to bring that cargo safely to Nova Scotia without asking questions.

Unknown_17: This mission and this crew are both my responsibility.

0:54:50
Unknown_17: It's great that you guys are friends. That's why I recruited you.

Unknown_17: But someone has to make the tough decisions.

Unknown_07: I didn't realize I would be agreeing with the fat chick. ...across the Pacific border into the Republic.

Unknown_17: Informing Nova Scotia about the detour is not our only problem. Given what happened this morning... The longer we stay in Pacifica, the riskier it gets.

Unknown_21: It is true about absolutely everything. Dude, they tried to make some woke shit-ass fucking game, and they still made this guy like a voice of reason.

0:55:24
Unknown_17: We must get to Chicago by the 23rd, or we'll risk being stranded in the Republic.

Unknown_17: This detour could cost us everything. And you know I'm as much in the dark about our cargo as you are.

Unknown_07: We're ahead of schedule, so why not make an extra stop on our way to Nova Scotia? We'll still make it to Nevada on time.

Unknown_17: Maybe. But I planned this route weeks ago. Now I don't know where we're going. Why?

Unknown_21: Dude, it's fucking crazy that, um...

0:56:00
Unknown_21: This fucking spammer has been here, like, all this fucking time.

Unknown_03: Why did I ban them? God.

Unknown_03: Why is it so... Why doesn't it, like, show up if I try to ban them?

Unknown_02: Does it only show up on the other one? Oh, because I... The fucking Cloudflare thing again. Okay. Now if I refresh...

Unknown_02: It's crazy, Kick has had this fucking schizophrenic spamming his Discord for how long?

0:56:36
Unknown_21: Oh, Judy, okay, she already got him, okay. I did it, I repaired my relationship with Theo.

Unknown_14: Yo, Teo. Were you up for my map? What's with the old, tiny paper map? We're still in Pacifica. Don't you have your mobile?

0:57:12
Unknown_17: I destroyed my mobile yesterday.

Unknown_14: Wow. Okay. Hardcore. You can borrow mine. I still have some data left.

Unknown_17: None of us should be using a mobile.

Unknown_14: it's a burner they can't trace us they can trace everyone throw that thing away why is this guy so awesome fine mr buzzkill you're not the one with over 40 followers on squibble but whatever no big deal do you need attention at this moment do you really really need attention

0:57:54
Unknown_14: Why can't I just stand there? That's stupid.

Unknown_09: I would actually like an explanation.

Unknown_17: I concur.

0:58:27
Unknown_09: What's Liberty?

Unknown_14: What did I miss?

Unknown_07: Just going to leave us hanging, Pax. I need to see my sister. Your sister? Did you know she had a sister? I did not. Ziggy's... She's one of us.

Unknown_21: Night, night, Ziggy. We'll see you in the morning, pal.

Unknown_07: We can't leave without her.

Unknown_07: So, we're going to Liberty to get her.

0:58:58
Unknown_07: Why didn't you tell us this earlier?

Unknown_21: I have autism. I have autism. I have autism.

Unknown_17: If you told me it was because of family, I would have.

Unknown_14: Hey, none of us have been home in ages. What makes you so special? I guess picking up her sister makes this a bit different. If we're detouring for Pax's family, why not drop in on my parents at the same time? You know that's not the same, sir.

Unknown_21: Because your parents are, one parent is Mexican and one parent is a cow.

0:59:33
Unknown_07: That's why you're all spotted like a cow.

Unknown_21: Because your dad's a bovine.

Unknown_07: We transport the cargo across the republic to Nova Scotia. We get our money and then it's up to each of us to decide what's next.

Unknown_14: Let's go to Liberty at least one of us Liberty Liberty What about the plan?

Unknown_17: We're just abandoning that Whatever. It's not like anyone's listening to me.

1:00:06
Unknown_14: What was that Theo?

Unknown_17: Nothing

Unknown_21: Is this like a polycule? Oh my god, how about no? How about not doing this? I don't want to. Oh boy.

1:00:52
Unknown_21: Warm me up. I gotta press the buttons.

Unknown_21: Oh, was I supposed to do something else? She just gave up.

Unknown_21: Oh no.

1:01:25
Unknown_21: Oh, I can't, I can't like slam the other buttons and like make a lot of noise. Dude, this game goes out of its way to like ruin fun.

Unknown_21: I tried to like spam WA to try and do like a... Make her go all retard fingered on me.

Unknown_21: That's it? That's all I... Dude, she's like mid-jam and is like...

1:02:12
Unknown_21: We will eclipse you?

Unknown_21: We will replace you and the ghost. Donald Trump.

Unknown_21: Anomalies. British people.

Unknown_21: Mexicans.

Unknown_07: We're the dustborn, this bug is airborne. We're the newborn, our kind is newborn.

Unknown_21: We're the newborn, a kind of newborn. That's simply an atrocious lyric.

1:02:45
Unknown_07: another day another dollar for weird science experiment it's not a science experiment it's a linguistic test dude i have wires strapped to my head i think this counts as weird science ready anytime so you just point of view you are flat chested okay let's do this oh boy

1:03:35
Unknown_21: twirl hand thing what am i doing how do you feel what are we doing here jacob we've been over this before just pretend i have no clue like what's the computer telling like this one i don't know yet we'll have to run this data through okay i deserve that look

Unknown_27: I'm British and I'm Jamaican. Oh, look, the fag triangle. I'm gonna go with the asterisk thing.

Unknown_21: It's like a Nordic rune or some shit. Look, it's the fan. You know, if you turn off the fan, then the door battery lasts longer.

Unknown_27: how every Anomal has access to different proto-language stems, giving them, you, different abilities.

1:04:37
Unknown_27: We know that's because of the broadcast, but we have no idea why it only happened to a tiny percentage of those who were exposed.

Unknown_07: Have you ever... Do you know of any Anomal who's learned new vocals?

Unknown_27: New vocals? You mean post-broadcast?

Unknown_27: Am I supposed to be doing anything?

Unknown_07: I'm just pressing the same ones.

Unknown_07: I refuse to press the other buttons.

Unknown_21: I don't think that my inputs actually matter in this at all.

1:05:17
Unknown_07: It's how I learned to block and trigger people.

Unknown_21: Block and trigger.

Unknown_07: Look at this photograph.

Unknown_27: Every time it makes me laugh. I don't think that my button pressing is actually having an impact on this gameplay at all.

1:05:53
Unknown_21: These are different.

Unknown_21: Sir, that's extremely inappropriate. I'm very patient.

Unknown_21: Use my word of power to say no.

Unknown_21: Oh, no.

Unknown_21: Oh, no, I'm getting jump scared by Freddy Fazbear. I told you to turn the fan off. Uh-oh. It's aghoused.

Unknown_21: There are ghosts.

1:06:32
Unknown_21: Oh no, I've been sent to the Unreal Filter universe.

Unknown_21: Where there are ghosts.

Unknown_21: Thank you, sex trafficker Dax Herrera. I'm glad you're enjoying the stream.

Unknown_07: I know that tree.

Unknown_07: I've seen it before in the stillness.

Unknown_07: It's the tree. Which makes sense, I guess.

Unknown_21: So here we are in the space realm.

1:07:08
Unknown_08: What's it say?

Unknown_21: And we're in Lebanon, formerly greater Israel. There are sick and dying people everywhere. And then there is a burning bush. Is this a biblical allegory? I don't want to see you. Go away from me.

Unknown_21: The geographic center of the United States.

Unknown_21: Lebanon, Missouri? Is that the geographic center of the United States? I think they call it something else in Missouri. They have some fucked up American pronunciation for it. Lebanon. That sounds American enough for me. Let's go to Lebanon, y'all. Saddle up.

1:07:39
Unknown_21: Oh no, it's a ghost. It's a Trump ghost. It's a chud! Oh.

Unknown_07: I've never had a dream like this.

Unknown_21: Time to die.

1:08:12
Unknown_21: Oh no.

Unknown_21: Ah, ah, oh. Oh no.

Unknown_21: There's even more of them attacking me.

Unknown_21: Ah.

Unknown_21: Oh gosh. Overwhelmed.

Unknown_21: Oh no, she's going Super Saiyan.

Unknown_21: Damn. It's just like in that comic book by Eric Joulet.

1:09:07
Unknown_25: Dude, if you're ever walking around and you see a tranny, it's basically exactly like that.

Unknown_21: You're suddenly in the ghost realm, then you see this spiky red demon, and you're just like, I know what you are.

Unknown_09: There are gals. Do we even have our passports?

Unknown_14: Hey, why did we stop?

1:09:44
Unknown_21: Because we're at the fucking border, you retard. Are we going to just drive through the fucking gate into a foreign country?

Unknown_09: Guys, is that... Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. You might want to, uh, drive.

Unknown_22: We're still being scared. Fuck that, let's just go. The gate won't open until the scat's complete.

Unknown_17: But as long as the vehicle ID isn't flagged in the system, it should let us through.

Unknown_21: Warning, your vehicle does not conform to the 2028 ecological standards passed by the EPA. You are being executed summarily.

1:10:20
Unknown_21: Your carbon footprint has been reduced. Does this mean we're home free?

Unknown_17: Not yet. We have to actually pass through the DMC and across the Republic border.

Unknown_09: And the Puritans can't follow?

Unknown_17: They're banned from the Republic. Like I said, it'd be an act of war to even enter no man's land. Ugh.

1:11:07
Unknown_14: Nice scenery.

Unknown_21: These guys kind of remind me of, like, Gab. They're, like, they're, like, all thinking, like, oh my god. We're so dangerous. Like, the neo-fascists could break down our doors at any time. And then, like, the neo-fascists just don't give a fuck. Like, oh, you're leaving our white ethnostate of Pacifica? The northwestern Pacific ethnostate? Good. Get the fuck out of here, retard.

Unknown_25: I've been hailed by Justice Border Patrol. I'm required to stop the vehicle. Oh, fuck.

Unknown_17: Normal procedure. Let's not give them a reason to detain us.

1:11:39
Unknown_17: Remember our cover.

Unknown_21: Have you guys never been through an international border before? Have you not gone to like Canada before Donald Trump declared war on Canada? This is like the exact same procedure. You stop and then they ask you how many people, where are you going? Do you have any controlled substances?

Unknown_21: Founded by John F. Kennedy in 1964 after an assassination killed his wife. Justice is a powerful military... This isn't... That's not accurate.

1:12:13
Unknown_21: After an assassination killed his wife?

Unknown_21: Okay, is this like alt history?

Unknown_25: Donald Trump wins.

Unknown_21: The shooter missed.

Unknown_17: Good afternoon, officer. Four humans, one robot. Papers, please. Passports, visas, invitation letter.

Unknown_15: What's up with the corporate motorcade back there? Are you associated with the Puritans?

Unknown_17: No. No, sir. I think there was some sort of border inspection. Nothing at all to do with us. You guys look like UN troops, kind of.

1:12:46
Unknown_21: I hate the Antichrist. I hate the Antichrist.

Unknown_17: Rock music? We're touring the provinces. Uh, huh.

Unknown_17: You'll find that it's all been proved by me. One moment, sir. That sounds kind of cringe, sir.

Unknown_21: I'm going to have to look into this. I might not... Everybody off the bus.

Unknown_17: What's the problem?

Unknown_21: The provinces have a cringe quota, and we can't let every cringe recharge through. I'm going to have to chuck you back over the border.

Unknown_17: I suggest we treat this as a warm-up gig. At least no one's paying to hear us. Huh? How bad can it be?

1:13:21
Unknown_09: I regret every choice that led me here.

Unknown_21: Wait, so... Let's prove... Let's... That's right. This is another genius plan by Theo. He's gonna make the... He's gonna prove that he's actually a real cringe retard by playing their fucking awful music until they give up and let them through. Alright, here we go. The Dustborn.

Unknown_21: Here we go. Good thinking, Theo. We're gonna get through this.

1:13:53
Unknown_21: Oh shit, sorry. Oh god, we're going over the wall. I'm sorry. How am I going to click three buttons at once?

1:14:26
Unknown_21: I'm completely fucking this up, I just want to let you know. If they let me through the border after this shameful fucking display, it's over. There's no challenge. Oh, the cringe retards.

Unknown_21: Oh no. I don't know what the fuck's happening.

Unknown_21: This is awful.

1:15:07
Unknown_21: No, and she like squeaked into the microphone.

Unknown_21: okay please just leave please just leave us alone welcome to terrible usually warm up before each gig you caught us by surprise well whatever you may want to pick a different song next time folks in the republic don't much like politics with their entertainment based what's the name of your band

1:15:47
Unknown_21: It's the name of the fucking song, you piece of shit. What the fuck's wrong with you? I literally just, it's the whole song is We Are the Dustborn.

Unknown_15: Are you retarded?

Unknown_21: Your travel permit's only valid in the provinces for no more than 30 days.

Unknown_15: Overstay your permit or try crossing the Rockies into the heartlands. You'll be arrested.

Unknown_15: You're in the American Republic now. Pacifica laws don't apply. Mind how you go and who you associate with. There are deviants everywhere.

Unknown_21: This guy kinda sounds like Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas.

1:16:29
Unknown_03: Wait, Oregon is in the Republic?

Unknown_09: So the neo-Nazi state is California?

Unknown_14: Who listens to the lyrics?

Unknown_21: Obviously not the guard, because he didn't know the name of your fucking band after you said it like ten times.

Unknown_17: The Republic may not be safe. We're in justice territory, but we've seen the last of the Puritans.

Unknown_21: I'm going to put my laptop on the cloud lifter so I can get some hot air.

1:17:03
Unknown_17: Oh, I can't do that.

Unknown_21: It's causing interference. Um...

Unknown_21: It's a plastic demo. I'll put that up. Get some air under it.

Unknown_21: One day I'll be able to play on my actual computer again. Okay, what are we doing here? I don't want to talk to any of you. You guys kind of suck.

1:17:38
Unknown_21: Yes? I can go pee-pee-poo-poo again.

Unknown_21: Oh, I can change my shirt.

Unknown_21: There's only two. Oh, no, there's three. All of them are the exact same size, so you can't put on a shirt that actually fits. Is what they're saying here. I feel like the bright orange hat really goes well with the pink unicorn shirt. I'm not going to lie.

Unknown_21: Yeah, sweep it up, Jenny.

1:18:11
Unknown_20: Rivening.

Unknown_21: Well, Theo's into me.

Unknown_21: Dude's got, like, little love signs on the show.

Unknown_21: You know what they say about hooped earrings? Bigger the hoop, bigger the hoe. That's what I've been told, anyways. I don't know if it's actually true.

Unknown_21: Oh, I don't actually want to reflect on anything. Please, please don't. No, I really don't want to see any of this again.

Unknown_21: Yeah, yeah, I'm done.

1:18:42
Unknown_14: Yo.

Unknown_21: yeah i hate all of you really kept his cool during the inspection that's because he's a skilled secret agent i'm not a secret agent that's exactly what a secret agent would say cold as ice he's probably assassinated hundreds of people i haven't assassinated anyone actually we killed two people on the road just a little while ago that's technically an assassination i think hello ma'am did you want something yes i talked to you did you know marilyn still walk hey

1:19:13
Unknown_07: Do you want to talk about the detail?

Unknown_17: No, not now.

Unknown_17: We can discuss things once we've made camp.

Unknown_17: OK. So let's progress, then.

Unknown_09: Oh, this is the map of the United States. This is the most interesting thing in the game so far. So... Okay, so Pacifica is literally just California, not even including Baja, California. The Republic...

1:19:51
Unknown_21: is just that's a really weird boundary it's everything from it's like this it's like there's several parts of it and then leave my essence alone i'm trying to draw you then columbia somehow took over all of mexico and new mexico and then the russians own alaska okay dixie

Unknown_21: hell yeah hell yeah what the hey i was right they're going to missouri i think right and then there's something on the east side the seaboard oh which is also justice okay so the american republic is basically everything except california texas new mexico and um parts of oklahoma

Unknown_21: Oh, it is like the far off future where the oceans are like, there's like global warming. Louisiana and Florida doesn't exist anymore. And there's a part of Florida that specifically says stay away. So I'm assuming that's like an autonomous Florida Republic in the ocean now because of the rising sea levels due to Donald Trump change.

1:20:47
Unknown_07: Here we go, kid. Our route.

Unknown_07: So, we're going from Pacifica through Oregon and Nevada, where we have our first booked gig.

Unknown_07: Wait, so they are literally a band? And one of the Weave secret libraries. After that, we play another gig before crossing into the Rockies. To Boulder, Colorado, and our second library. Then north, through South Dakota, Minnesota, to Chicago. In a meeting with Theo's contact. And from there, into Canada. And Acadia, to Nova Scotia.

1:21:22
Unknown_21: So Quebec seceded and formed Arcadia. Oh, and then the seaboard includes the Canadian side of Nova Scotia.

1:21:58
Unknown_04: That's interesting.

Unknown_21: That's actually the true American border. We should have all of that all the way up to Prince Edward Island. That should be American. It would have been American if Canada had manifested its fucking destiny. But it didn't. It didn't perform. It didn't fucking perform. And it didn't manifest its destiny. That's why it's shit. That's why it's Indian now. You didn't manifest your destiny. Okay.

Unknown_21: Select our pit stop. Okay. I did.

1:22:30
Unknown_21: Can we go? No. Oh, I have to right click?

Unknown_21: Okay.

Unknown_21: Oh. Oh, I see. Okay.

Unknown_21: It's kind of like a chapter select. I got you.

Unknown_25: Throw out clips. Yeah. Don't fuck anything up. Sigh.

1:23:21
Unknown_14: I'll give it to you, Theo. This is, uh... What's the word I'm looking for?

Unknown_17: Primitive. Rustic.

Unknown_14: Cozy. Cozy's the word. This is cozy.

Unknown_09: Isn't rustic the same as primitive?

Unknown_17: Rustic is romance.

Unknown_09: Primitive is insult. Primitive is sexy. Rustic is your dad's man cave.

Unknown_14: I'm telling you, the word's cozy. Cozy is like comfortable socks.

Unknown_21: Dude, why is this fat autistic girl with us? These two have like actual like lines and then she's just like derr, derr. The robot's the best character.

1:23:55
Unknown_17: He doesn't talk and he does everything right.

Unknown_14: She called her a whore.

1:24:41
Unknown_16: The best way to tell if a sausage is done is to use your mouth. Ew. That sounded weird.

Unknown_22: Was that a dirty joke, Theo? Did you just tell a dirty joke? O-M-G. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Unknown_21: Sausages are pre-cooked. They're always done. You could theoretically eat them cold if you're fucking weird. You're just trying to warm them up, bro.

Unknown_25: Those dogs are made with turkey meat.

Unknown_25: Well, as long as it's not pork.

Unknown_21: Are you like a Muslim? I like to keep my options open.

1:25:16
Unknown_09: Your options. A dinner reservation. Tonight. At the finest sushi place in town. Yes, Theo.

Unknown_17: Unbelievable. Thank you.

Unknown_25: Is Psy really a Mugglin?

1:25:46
Unknown_21: I appreciate the black girl's contributions.

Unknown_14: What is that, is that a paps blue ribbon? Are you guys white trash? Are we done?

1:26:19
Unknown_14: I wanna go... I can't go. Not allowed. There's no boundaries. She just decides, actually, I don't wanna go that way. Videophone.

Unknown_21: Even with video, I don't think that these would get much traction.

1:26:52
Unknown_21: They're really like... That's how, like, a person in the 1990s would try to depict the future. Like, not only do they have a payphone, they have a video payphone.

Unknown_25: Ew. That's sexually harassing the robot.

Unknown_14: roast it, and smush it between two crackers. Make it a salted marshmallow cracker sandwich. Yeah.

Unknown_17: Ah.

Unknown_17: That sounds awful.

Unknown_09: Again, Theo, I'm with you.

1:27:29
Unknown_09: What are you playing?

Unknown_17: What? Oh, just improvising.

Unknown_17: Playing the guitar relaxes me. It's like meditation.

Unknown_07: Sounds great.

Unknown_17: Thanks.

Unknown_07: making friends with fear without you assaulting the police with your horrendous music uh we couldn't have done it if you let me and keep me in the loop i'm just trying to keep this mission on track packs

1:28:04
Unknown_07: What should I have done differently?

Unknown_17: Just talk to me. I'm not inflexible.

Unknown_17: I understand the importance of family.

Unknown_21: He already explained what he would have preferred that she did.

Unknown_17: I was mostly concerned they'd have time to catch up with us.

Unknown_17: The cops probably figured the crash was an accident.

Unknown_17: Or they covered it up.

1:28:37
Unknown_17: They? The last thing the Puritans want is... Don't ask who they are, Lieutenant Isimilek. And for the cargo to fall into the wrong hands.

Unknown_17: But it doesn't matter now. The Puritans can't get to us in the Republic. Over here, they're public enemy number one.

Unknown_17: Well...

Unknown_21: Dude, can you imagine how comfy fascist California would be? We have such a variation of beautiful topology in California. Just in California. If California was like white homeland, it would be perfect. You have the valley with the temperate climate and the best agriculture in the entire world. You have the desert for something warm and dry. You have the coastline for the surf and the sun. And then you can go up north, and then you're in the pine trees and the redwoods and shit.

1:29:09
Unknown_21: Imagine if California wasn't the shittiest state, but was indeed the best state, champ.

Unknown_07: I have to admit, I was deeply skeptical, but this works.

Unknown_17: Skeptical?

Unknown_07: Come on. You're a software engineer. Not exactly the stereotypical outdoorsy type, but here you are.

1:29:45
Unknown_21: Thankfully, we have white people and building codes. It would be okay. I think we'd do fine.

Unknown_07: I know you're great with a guitar, that you're a secret agent with a mysterious past, and also that you're into campings. Okay, I guess we're done. I think she's pregnant, because the first thing that she does is throw up.

1:30:30
Unknown_21: Oh, do I have to talk to them? Okay. I'm gonna go. Dude, I can't remain. Dude, we're gonna, we're gonna fucking go.

Unknown_14: I am busy. This guy even talks like Vito.

Unknown_21: Fuck you. You suck. You're a sad sack.

Unknown_09: I'll sit down and talk to Fina on the mail and Milo.

1:31:02
Unknown_21: She's from Hong Kong?

Unknown_21: She's supposed to be Asian?

Unknown_09: Do I know how that feels? I kind of like, even though she's British...

1:31:44
Unknown_21: I think that Psy is so obnoxious and irritating that the gnome is more tolerable than I originally anticipated. Are we talking about Psy?

Unknown_09: Um... Yeah, fuck Psy.

Unknown_09: oh dude dude gnome got like a plus one when i said let's not talk about psy that was like she's like yeah okay i got you i understand after draining all of my accounts of course and repossessing all my assets is that regret i hear i'm right where i want to be

1:32:34
Unknown_09: Where I chose to be.

Unknown_09: With you. I'm happy to leave all the other shit behind.

Unknown_21: Dude, this is definitely like a polycule or some shit. I just want to know... Who's after Psy? Is Psy just like a platonic part of the polycule?

Unknown_20: I can't sleep.

Unknown_07: I don't know how to make a graceful exit.

Unknown_09: Pretend you're going to the toilet, then slink away into the night. Works like a charm. Every time.

1:33:07
Unknown_09: I'm with you. That sounds awful.

Unknown_14: Do you guys enjoy hating everything I love?

Unknown_07: Yes. Yes, we do. Good job with the grub. Wasn't bad.

Unknown_25: I'm glad it wasn't bad. I did use fresh ingredients.

Unknown_21: Fresh turkey.

Unknown_25: Since we're giving feedback.

Unknown_25: Your performance earlier was acceptable, but you missed a lot of notes and didn't always stay on beat.

Unknown_21: Wow.

Unknown_25: Noted. What? No! I didn't... No! Fuck you. Apparently being nice to the robot makes you, like, say more.

Unknown_21: I didn't know this. I got tricked.

1:33:39
Unknown_25: I was gonna be nice to the robot, but apparently being nice to the robot makes I appreciate you more.

Unknown_17: I definitely don't snore.

1:34:22
Unknown_21: There are ghosts. I'm going to take the only bench that's big enough for a person. You guys can figure the rest of this shit out by yourself.

Unknown_25: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you need to wake up.

Unknown_21: Oh no! The fascists.

1:34:53
Unknown_21: They've challenged us to a rock-off.

Unknown_07: I want to play Nazi punks.

Unknown_19: Fuck off.

Unknown_07: Nazi punks, fuck off.

Unknown_19: Nazi punks, fuck off. And then it's going to do critical damage.

Unknown_07: Where's Cy?

Unknown_17: I don't know. I just woke up.

Unknown_25: Oh, shit. Bro, you look fucking ugly, bro. What the f- Bro, you look fucking stupid, bro.

Unknown_21: What? What?

1:35:42
Unknown_07: We'll need to go a few rounds before I'm ready to shout. My bat doesn't have spikes in it.

Unknown_08: Can I take his bat?

Unknown_21: Yeah, I know how a special meter works, you dumb fuck.

Unknown_07: Is she just gonna wait?

Unknown_21: I'm just gonna wait. Okay. Nothing happens when I press shift, I guess. Hey, yeah. Wait.

1:36:15
Unknown_21: How do I click it? Oh, I got you. Such command. Such authority.

Unknown_07: This is a bit rude, waking us up at four in the morning. Ow. A bit rude. I don't like being up this early. Sure, but we're here to rob. Oh, yeah. We can end this now if you just walk away. Get rekt.

Unknown_21: Get rekt, you fuckboy fuckhead.

Unknown_07: Sorry, right away.

Unknown_21: Sorry, I'm gonna push you. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. There are ghosts.

1:36:46
Unknown_21: Ghosts.

Unknown_05: Why does that woman have glowing crotches?

Unknown_21: Is there a glowing crotch over there?

Unknown_05: Oh, that's cool.

Unknown_21: Oh, dude. I ducked you.

Unknown_21: Oh, no. Owie.

Unknown_21: Oh, no. Ow.

1:37:22
Unknown_05: Ow.

Unknown_21: Oh, I got two shield bros now.

Unknown_07: This is... Okay. I'm gonna taunt you boys. Pressing my Q button, boys. That's not really a taunt. That's more jumping at them with a fucking baseball bat and hitting them.

1:37:59
Unknown_21: Oh yeah, you guys are about to get shouted at. Oh no, she's so big and powerful.

Unknown_21: Oh, now Sae feels strong when she has to heckin' protect her friend Garino. Sure, she's a little bitch all the fuckin' time, but now it's serious. Oh, dude, she's like throwin' fire and shit, bro.

1:38:31
Unknown_21: Oh, I interrupted my, um... Sy's on fire!

Unknown_05: Wait, wait. Come over here and keep hitting her.

Unknown_14: Nice.

Unknown_14: I was just about to go back to bed but I couldn't let my best friend fight these morons on her own.

1:39:26
Unknown_07: Ah, dammit! It doesn't- she won't- she refuses to do anything to Sai! I can keep setting her on fire, I guess.

1:39:59
Unknown_14: Come over here and smash and slam I don't think Psy can die.

Unknown_21: She's too powerful Psy is just like Yeah, she's too strong man

Unknown_24: Go on.

Unknown_07: Strike the final blow.

1:40:50
Unknown_27: Okay.

Unknown_07: It won't count if you insist. No! No!

Unknown_21: Oh god, fewer enemies and an easier challenge for players who want to focus on the story. More enemies, okay.

Unknown_14: That's right, stay down!

Unknown_14: Sorry, just always wanted to say that.

Unknown_17: I really didn't think horned riders came this far.

1:41:21
Unknown_21: Yes, I do. I think it's funny. I think it adds to the experience. Hey, are we sure these bozos are okay?

Unknown_14: I mean, they tried to kill us, but broken bones and bruised egos, they'll survive.

Unknown_21: Bro, you just, like, set some of them on fire and, like, beat them upside the head. And then you said buzz off at them.

Unknown_14: I don't know. Did you have to punch her lights out? I mean, she was mean.

Unknown_21: Um, yeah, she tried to kill us, you fucking retard. Are you like, genuinely mentally handicapped? Should we just leave you here?

1:41:52
Unknown_21: Oh boy, the opening act.

Unknown_21: Whew, a lot of text here.

Unknown_21: Yep, that's what happened.

Unknown_21: If you punch their lights out, they win.

1:42:27
Unknown_21: Wise words from Gnome.

Unknown_14: Those are just achievements.

Unknown_21: Any time I do anything, I get an achievement for the game.

Unknown_07: Guns are now illegal in America.

Unknown_21: That's how you know it's the free society, because they have no guns. Fascist pigs.

1:43:01
Unknown_09: Camp Cedar is now a fascist Hitler Union, I guess.

Unknown_09: How about the sign that says, fascist pigs?

Unknown_07: Oh, the justice. Well, they have a choir. Are we going to just, like, join, like, Far Cry 5 now?

1:43:51
Unknown_21: They're just singing in a choir. Dude, imagine being the kind of person that walks past a church and hears, like, a choir singing. It's like, that's fucking creepy, man. What the fuck? Dude, Theo is the man. What the fuck?

Unknown_21: How is he so based?

Unknown_17: I don't watch horror movies. Oh, you're missing out.

Unknown_14: You're definitely missing out. And?

Unknown_21: May I just knock?

Unknown_14: Hello?

Unknown_21: Well, I guess not. Just shout buzz off at it or something. Neo-pagan folklore. Where do I get off?

1:44:25
Unknown_21: I'm being bested by this game. You know, what's the point of a watchtower if you don't actually watch with it? Let's talk to Theo. He has an idea. Sounds pretty Chad.

1:45:04
Unknown_21: Read writing. Let's do this with Theo.

Unknown_17: Thank you! Oh my god. Knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock. Hello? Shut up.

Unknown_21: Okay.

1:45:36
Unknown_21: Theo failed, unfortunately. Knock-knocking was not gonna work. Let's, uh, let's use gnome.

Unknown_09: Maybe you should give yourself some fucking morphine thoughts.

Unknown_20: Okay.

Unknown_21: Hmm.

Unknown_21: Who do we use? Who do we use? How about the robot? Can the robot like break down the door?

1:46:09
Unknown_07: I'm sorry, Theo. This wasn't the welcome I was hoping for.

Unknown_17: Are you sure your family still lives here?

Unknown_07: They have nowhere else to go.

Unknown_20: Okay, gnome, what do you think, bro?

Unknown_09: What do you think this means, gnome? I'd take them at their word and say they don't want visitors. But I'm not a visitor. This is my home. Was your home.

Unknown_07: Sixteen years ago.

Unknown_21: It's time for the nuclear option.

1:46:40
Unknown_07: Feel like using your, uh, hands to help us outside?

Unknown_14: Probably, but is that smart? What if they shoot at us?

Unknown_07: I guess we die. They won't shoot at us.

Unknown_07: I don't know what's going on here, but this is a peaceful community. They don't have guns.

Unknown_14: Okay. But if I end up with an arrow in my throat and bleeding out on the ground, I'll fucking... I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the gun.

Unknown_09: It's a glorious hole.

Unknown_21: Oh, very funny.

Unknown_07: The gate's heavy.

Unknown_21: Yeah, that's a glorious hole.

1:47:14
Unknown_07: I told you this wasn't a good idea.

Unknown_21: Hello? Hello? Oh, there's a robot.

Unknown_07: guys i might have found a way in where i just remembered our secret entrance the secret engine that's been around for 16 years dude i almost said when i came back here i bet the entrance is behind this sheet of corrugated aluminum and sure enough it is if i did i say that i see you visitors this is private property oh no it's a british robot holy

1:47:53
Unknown_25: A T-O-L-B-O-I unit. Perhaps it can assist me with the tools I need to repair our vehicle.

Unknown_17: Didn't I tell you to stay with the bus? What do you mean? Repair our vehicle. Oh, pardon me. Hey!

Unknown_21: Munchmon just rips his head off. Like in Attack on Titans or whatever. Just eats him. There's something wrong with that one. Holy shit, he's dead. Do not think properly.

Unknown_23: I have dismantled it for your safety.

Unknown_23: Please stay here until I return with a human.

1:48:25
Unknown_21: Dude, British people are fucking nuts, man.

Unknown_17: It's shut down.

Unknown_17: But the damage doesn't look too bad. He's the only other good character besides Theo. There are mechanical problems.

Unknown_07: Can you fix it?

Unknown_17: I'm not sure. It appears that his need core has been destroyed by the British side. Would you mind giving me a hand or two?

Unknown_14: Yes. Boss man.

Unknown_21: Boss man. Boss me on Theo. Is that what we're getting here?

1:49:00
Unknown_07: The older clanker down gate was shut. Sneak out to do what? You know, teen stuff, sex, drugs, and alcohol. We'd hunt cotton tails and gray diggers.

Unknown_07: You go first.

Unknown_21: Join your people, British person.

Unknown_21: Goodbye. Don't make it difficult. It's where you belong. We have a potential problem there.

Unknown_09: Who the hell are you? What are you doing here?

1:49:34
Unknown_09: She has a gun pointed at me. I need you here right now.

Unknown_21: Guns at Liberty. Sorry, I'm just pulling your chain, bro. Okay, fine, I'll trigger.

Unknown_07: Wait, I triggered the chain? Whoa, hey, easy.

Unknown_10: you with the government evil white person are you justice agents just talk to her what's your name we're looking for family bro asking questions here who are you i'm looking for my sister i'm here for my sister ziggy sister siggy's your annie and rosa's pecs

1:50:27
Unknown_21: Wow. Problem solved. Tension resolved. Just said the truth. Isn't that crazy? I can navigate life situations. No problem. We're looking for Ziggy.

Unknown_10: No.

Unknown_07: I just want to see my sister. Do you know where I can find Ziggy?

Unknown_10: No idea.

Unknown_07: I'm not your sister's keeper. Clever. Mom would know. I'll go look for her. I'm not letting you two just wander around the place.

1:50:58
Unknown_07: None can stay.

Unknown_10: Hey! Okay, whatever.

Unknown_07: Will you be okay? There's a weird vibe to this place. No one likes it when you threaten her apparently. Moms? Dude, she's so clearly like a whitewashed brown person and they gotta make her sound like she's from a black family so they can say

1:51:42
Unknown_21: Can you make things that are singular into plurals, like moms, and when you have only one kid, kids, or kids?

Unknown_21: Come on. That's just pandering at that point. That's like asking your black actress to say the word axe for asking something.

Unknown_00: There's no way that the mom is a lesbian. They use plural mom. Black people say moms. Moms wouldn't have allowed it. It's like a black sentence, but she doesn't have the actual accent to say that without sounding weird.

1:52:34
Unknown_06: It's Rose's 75th today.

Unknown_06: She was so sure she'd live to see it. So you haven't seen me in like 16 years and I'm child, right?

Unknown_06: She prayed you'd make it back for the funeral.

Unknown_06: What the hell are you wearing? You'll catch a cold. Did you forget we have weather up here?

Unknown_07: Up here? I'm sorry I wasn't here for the funeral.

Unknown_07: I wanted to.

Unknown_07: Without papers, I can leave Pacifica.

1:53:08
Unknown_07: And even if I manage to get out... You know, usually even in fascist dictatorships, you can get visas for visitation if there's like a family emergency. I need to sit down.

Unknown_06: What do you mean you're not going back? You're staying in here?

Unknown_06: After the risk we took sending you south, you're not returning to Pacifica?

Unknown_06: What about your job?

Unknown_06: Your life? You're just gonna leave it all behind? Run away?

1:53:51
Unknown_21: Oh, now it works. Okay, great. Sorry. My thing broke. My computer is melting. Oh, what did she say?

Unknown_21: Sit down. Are you not going back? You're staying here after the risk return sending you south. You're not returning to Pacifica? What about your job? Your life? You're going to leave it behind and run away? Why does she want to go there? Um... Anyway, if you're here to say goodbye to Rosa... I'm just here for Ziggy.

Unknown_07: And to say goodbye.

Unknown_07: To you. And...

1:54:23
Unknown_07: to mom.

Unknown_07: Proper goodbye. It's too little too late, Pax. Why don't you go fuck yourself? How dare you see that to me? You don't think I wanted to be here?

Unknown_07: I was alone with my grief.

Unknown_07: I had no one to share that with. But you sent me away. You robbed me of those ears with mom.

Unknown_21: Yeah, fuck you. You suck. Is that why you came here?

Unknown_07: To yell at me?

Unknown_21: But you got doodoo in your hair. Fuck you.

1:54:54
Unknown_06: No, I came for Ziggy.

Unknown_06: Where is she? I can't keep track of your sister. You know how she is. You're in like a camp of like three shack houses.

Unknown_21: What the fuck do you mean you can't keep track of her? Retard.

Unknown_06: You greet all visitors with a loaded gun these days? Times have changed. People are scared.

Unknown_06: I'll talk to Fred.

Unknown_06: Not that she'll listen.

Unknown_21: Bitch, you got poo-poo in your hair. You got, like, tapeworms and poo-poo.

Unknown_06: Like...

1:55:31
Unknown_06: given the current mood i'm not sure it was the right choice i remember there's no going back they're they're trading like you gotta be groomed by guns to care about guns about the robots she keeps running i don't care why are people so hostile and i don't just mean it's after trump got elected liberty doesn't feel like home anymore you left home a long time ago

Unknown_21: Oh, that's why they keep that white woman around. Because the robots start chirping, and they don't know why. And she goes around replacing, like, the batteries and shit.

Unknown_06: I guess it's a reflection of the world outside, Liberty. No one trusts anyone anymore.

Unknown_06: Spends a lot of time in the shop. Yeah, cool, bro. I'm looking for the girl.

Unknown_07: Annie.

Unknown_07: What did you tell Z about why you sent me away? Uh.

Unknown_07: never about picking cotton and it's been on my mind for 16 years you know how anxious your sister gets you were always the strong one you didn't answer the question we told her what she needed to know did you keep any of my belongings most of them

1:56:51
Unknown_06: still in your well it's z's cabin now she keeps it locked they capitalize random words because it's a comic book thing i don't know why they do that in comic books either okay bye bye-bye i'm gonna get my myself and look for ziggy don't leave without saying goodbye wait are they both is it literally a a lesbian mother or does she have two moms

Unknown_07: Hey, Mom. I thought you were, like, being retarded.

Unknown_07: I'm sorry I didn't get to say goodbye.

Unknown_07: I'm sorry I screwed everything up for everyone.

Unknown_21: Wow, that's retarded. Are you really trying?

Unknown_21: I would like to know in actuality how many two black female adoptive parents there are in the entire world. I bet you that number in the entire world out of seven plus billion people is probably three digits, like less than a thousand in total. Not counting like instances in Africa where all the men have been wiped out and forced into like, like, and all the women were like slaves and shit.

1:57:51
Unknown_21: but like voluntary lesbian couples adopting black children two black women adopting a black child probably less than a thousand in total knock knock nope not there hmm I wonder which one you know I actually appreciate it I don't I don't I'm not gonna complain and be like why are they helping me so much just tell me where to fucking go I don't give a shit you in there

1:58:50
Unknown_20: I don't think so.

Unknown_21: Okay.

Unknown_21: Hello?

Unknown_07: Hello? Hello? Anyone here? Z?

Unknown_21: That's very inconvenient.

Unknown_21: There's a light switch on the fucking door, but for some reason you have to bend over to turn the lights on.

1:59:30
Unknown_21: It looks like shit. This is a fucking dump.

Unknown_07: Dude, even her jacket doesn't fit her.

Unknown_21: Do you have a single piece of clothing that actually fits you correctly? She just keeps that on her cabinet it's kind of creepy So she's super Asian and then also missing an eye, okay You gotta talk into the microphone Z like this see

2:00:22
Unknown_29: Hello? Yeah, just like that. Okay, so, we're recording this secret recording on, um... Saturday. We need a date, not a day of the week. What's the date? 2009. That's just the year, not the whole date. Come on, what day is it? Saturday? No, oh, never mind. It's April something. April something, 2009, Camp Liberty, Oregon. The American Republic.

Unknown_20: This is Pat.

Unknown_29: And Ziggy. Don't interrupt. This is Pax, head chief of the Secret Society of Sisters, and this is... Ziggy, the head executive chief president queen of the Secret Society of... That's not a real title. Yes, it is. I don't even know what the word executive means, Zig. It means important.

2:01:01
Unknown_29: What does this button... You just stopped the recording. That's okay. We got all the important information.

Unknown_29: We need to keep this safe for when historians find it in 300 years. They'll probably be researching the secret society of sisters.

Unknown_21: I bought this. I did. I'm not a pirate.

Unknown_21: There is a pirate hat right there. Oh, is that her jacket? No wonder why your clothes don't fucking fit you. You've not bought new clothes since you were eight fucking years old.

2:01:33
Unknown_05: Hey, what's that?

Unknown_29: I always buy all the games. I'm telling moms. I'm telling moms. I'm telling moms.

2:02:08
Unknown_20: Time to die, Asian.

Unknown_21: BAM! That'll push her right to the fuckin' radiator, huh? That's kinda mean.

Unknown_29: You're a fuckin' bitch, lady.

Unknown_07: I don't know if it's still here, kid.

2:02:52
Unknown_21: The meme won't do anything without this cartridge, okay.

Unknown_07: This is just the cartridge.

Unknown_07: So where's the meme?

Unknown_21: Oh, vinyl record player.

Unknown_07: How topical for the year 2030. It's memes, Jack. Meme warfare. I don't really care about the meme. Where are you hiding, sis?

2:03:37
Unknown_21: Have you tried, like, calling out for her, like... Go.

Unknown_07: That's a remnant from the detention camp days, kid.

Unknown_07: You never distinguished between... Hey, what are you doing?

Unknown_24: They're talking about us. Annie wants you up at the school to discuss the early... Fred, what do you want?

Unknown_24: And he's waiting up at the school.

Unknown_10: You should probably... Fine.

Unknown_10: Just keep your distance from these animals, or you'll catch their virus.

Unknown_10: And you never know when they might go Nova.

2:04:17
Unknown_21: Buzz off.

Unknown_14: Careful the whole siding doesn't fall. They really don't like us.

Unknown_07: This used to be a refuge for nomals, and now? It's disturbing. All those fucking racist white people there.

Unknown_21: What's going on, Theo?

Unknown_17: How's it looking? I honestly don't know. I don't want to switch it.

Unknown_07: Oh, I was supposed to go that way.

Unknown_17: We need someone with mechanical skills to take a look.

Unknown_07: I know just the person.

Unknown_21: Is it Ziggy? Oh, Ziggy is a gearhead. Oh, the Asian girl loves robots and technology. Ho, ho. So good at math and engineering.

2:04:51
Unknown_07: What are you doing here?

Unknown_06: Meeting your mom. She's a delight. Did you find what you were looking for?

Unknown_20: no i'm looking for ziggy right it's just supper pal we'll see you in the morning i guess i am just supposed to talk to the mom okay there's no giant orange text so i got confused you give us some space pets don't be rude it's fine

2:05:32
Unknown_06: Oh, I know a fat retard with retard strength that can pull that bell up for you. Yeah.

2:06:09
Unknown_21: They're not together no, okay I'll go check on that Bell.

Unknown_07: Okay.

Unknown_21: Did you find?

Unknown_07: No, why does everyone seem so uncomfortable?

Unknown_21: I guess I had to correct and say, actually, it's a they-them non-binary folks.

Unknown_21: That's the only way to respond to that question without offending the gnome in that case.

Unknown_21: Hey, big person.

Unknown_07: You look unreasonably happy. What can I say?

Unknown_14: This place is growing on me. Oh, I have to pull it up?

2:06:47
Unknown_21: This bell has no mass and I can phase through it as if it were a gas, so I don't think that's the issue Why the fuck is there like a like a bubble of like sensor like right below what is happening?

Unknown_21: Okay Hey, he's a man he can pull things yeah, yeah You need to raise this bell.

Unknown_07: It's too heavy for me Maybe you can I'm glad you feel you can ask me packs.

2:07:19
Unknown_17: I'll give it a shot. I

Unknown_21: yeah friendly vibes here we go come on big guy pick up that bell stop you'll destroy your weak pathetic pathetic i'll be paying for this tomorrow disgusting i'll pull it myself let's go bell you gotta trigger it trigger it like you did that chain

2:07:51
Unknown_21: nope i'm sure that i actually i want to make gnome do it just to make fun of him what exactly do you expect me to do here uh come up with a smart solution all right get someone else to help you we've come to these crossroads yet again sigh come in

Unknown_07: What do you need? Rope, bell, upper body strength.

Unknown_14: Just so you know, I'm doing this for your mom.

Unknown_21: Moms.

Unknown_21: Damn, what the fuck?

Unknown_21: Nobody else can even lift it, and then she tugs it and goes, wang. Pax, language.

2:08:52
Unknown_07: I must have been 12 at the time.

Unknown_07: Wild as winter winds. And I was still wearing the same clothes.

Unknown_29: Sorry. Do a sweet stunt.

Unknown_06: Watch this. You'll break your neck. Why can't you just use the slide like a normal child?

Unknown_21: I'm not normal. I'm retarded.

Unknown_07: I wasn't.

Unknown_21: Hell yeah.

Unknown_29: That was a radical ziggy.

Unknown_06: Don't do that again, Pax.

Unknown_29: I won't lie. That's a promise I can neither make nor keep. We'll talk about it later.

2:09:24
Unknown_06: Right now, I need your help. Both of you. Oh, man. Not pickup patrol. There's snow on the way, and the children left toys everywhere.

Unknown_29: But we did pickup patrol yesterday.

Unknown_06: If the toys are left out, they'll be covered in snow and hard to find. This is totally unfair. Totally unfair. The world is unfair, girls.

Unknown_21: Hell yeah. That's true. You ever sit there and just think it's unfair? The world is unfair? Well, guess what? It is. It fucking is. And you have two options. You can do pickup patrol or you can lay down and die. Oh, when the child was young, she was transphobic.

2:09:57
Unknown_29: They're tasty. Actually, they eat fucking everything in your garden.

2:10:41
Unknown_21: Why don't you eat this? And she made a mean chow mein.

2:11:12
Unknown_21: I haven't had good Chinese food in 16 years since the incident. Where are the other ones?

Unknown_21: Oh.

Unknown_29: How many more of these are there?

Unknown_21: Can I pick these up? No.

Unknown_21: Kill all.

Unknown_21: Relatable.

Unknown_21: I don't want to look at them. No.

Unknown_21: My heads-up display still says four.

2:11:54
Unknown_21: Look at that breast jaunt.

Unknown_21: She's still staring at that fucking snail.

Unknown_21: Thanks. Thanks, Zigga.

Unknown_21: I'm glad that we adopted you from China. I'm glad that my family spent immense amount of resources to import you from an orphanage in China so that you weren't left to die in a white market.

Unknown_04: And you repay us by not helping at fucking all.

2:12:28
Unknown_29: I'm getting hungry. I think that's the last one. Just need to put them back inside.

Unknown_29: I got an achievement for picking up all the toys.

Unknown_29: I guess I didn't have to.

Unknown_21: I'm cattle. I was trained to do this. I could have just walked in at any time. No, she's out there looking at the fucking snail, retard. You just saw her.

2:13:02
Unknown_21: That little chime when you pick up stuff reminds me of the blood web from Dead by Daylight.

Unknown_21: I am going to write this game off as a business expense as I always do. Don't worry. I'm not paying taxes on this.

Unknown_29: Shoot! Where is it? I must have left it.

Unknown_21: I'm using it for my stream. It's okay if I pay for it.

Unknown_07: That's how it works. I'm literally writing this game off. Tax free!

2:13:37
Unknown_07: They were just voices.

Unknown_07: They are ghosts. This is wrong.

Unknown_21: I was told by the trailer that they are ghosts.

2:14:08
Unknown_07: Our castle in the woods. Our secret, secret hideout. If Zee wasn't inside Liberty, she'd be out there.

Unknown_21: Wow. Why are you such a dickhead? Holy shit. This lesbian interracial adopted child scheme is not working out. She's just such a fucking bitch.

Unknown_29: Are you okay? Are you having like an episode? Bro, you just bullied your little sister into having like a fucking panic attack. Holy shit. She can razzle dazzle.

2:15:01
Unknown_07: Kid, I think I know where to find Ziggy. Was that... Nothing. Wait, so her sister... That bell was heavy.

Unknown_21: After hearing that... After hearing that her sister, who has been gone for 16 years, came back just to see her, she hid away in their little playhouse? And just... sat there for a year like for hours while people looked for them and called out for them she's just hiding here i figured i'd find you here a little castle in the woods dude these people are mentally ill hey sis me ni hao sister she must have

2:15:56
Unknown_07: I'm sure you weren't expecting... Me. I, uh... It's Pax. Believe it or not.

Unknown_21: Woza gigi!

Unknown_07: What a gigi!

Unknown_21: I know.

Unknown_13: You look... You've grown up.

Unknown_13: So... The Runaway comes running back.

Unknown_13: I guess talking to me wasn't high on your list of priorities, huh?

2:16:31
Unknown_13: You had time for mom? For Fred?

Unknown_13: But talking to your own sister? Nice to see you too, Z. Oh, sarcasm? That's not what I wanted her to say.

Unknown_21: You haven't changed, Pax.

Unknown_21: That's not what I wanted her to say.

Unknown_07: You're the one being sarcastic.

Unknown_21: Bro, you're fucking this up.

Unknown_07: I what?

Unknown_13: What were you gonna say?

Unknown_13: At least I have grown up.

2:17:03
Unknown_13: My eyes are open and I finally see what you are. A runaway, a fraud, a con artist, and a bully.

Unknown_13: Nothing?

Unknown_13: Fine. You know, I'm on kitchen duty and people have to be fed at some point.

Unknown_21: Oh no, she got razzle dazzled again.

Unknown_21: She will listen, even if we have to force her to. This is... This is how we're mending this shit. through brute fucking force.

2:17:38
Unknown_10: Listen, I don't want to hear what crimes you guys are up to. Look, I'm not involved in this fucking meth scheme.

Unknown_10: Look, I don't want... My sister is also a razzle-dazzler, okay?

Unknown_21: So, I think me and her, if you just let us leave... Damn, bro.

2:18:15
Unknown_21: Damn, she hates your ass. You suck. Alright, let's get the razzle-dazzler out here. Don't talk to me.

Unknown_24: I know what you can do with your boy.

Unknown_21: Alright, I'm a monster.

Unknown_07: I'm a monster. Hello?

Unknown_21: Oh my god. Who can open this fucking door? Can I like walk around it?

Unknown_21: Dude, it lags so bad when I'm out here. I don't know why.

2:18:48
Unknown_21: Maybe... No.

Unknown_09: Yeah?

Unknown_07: The store is locked. You called the wrong person. No, I know. I just want you to tell me if there's someone in there using Vox.

Unknown_07: I see. Okay. I can give it a shot.

Unknown_09: Well, there's someone in there and I'm pretty sure they're vocalizing. Perfect. Thank you. You know I just listened, right? You've done this yourself. What can you say?

2:19:19
Unknown_21: You've got good ears.

Unknown_21: Everyone is just so fed up with this woman's bullshit. She has a spooky shirt.

Unknown_07: I like the spooky shirt.

2:19:56
Unknown_21: You call me? Ese? Well, you are Hispanic. I assume you can pick like a door. See? See? Bro. This woman is like seriously mentally fucking ill.

Unknown_21: Is this really in our best interest to like... Dude, she's like schizo.

Unknown_13: We should just get out of here. Yeah, this is... Dude, she's like pissed herself. Look at the... No, hold on. I'm not even joking. She hit...

2:20:37
Unknown_21: Oh, gosh, she keeps dashing around. Look. She has... She has a big pee-pee stain. You see that huge pee-pee stain?

Unknown_24: She's pee-peed. She pee-peed in the dark.

Unknown_13: Bro. She's, like, fucking seriously fucked up. Take the knife. It's rigged. All the games are rigged. I know because I can see it in the...

Unknown_21: this guy this chick is like low taxes um schmorky's girlfriend where she's like you they always win the jews always win what do you want from me no no no what do you want from me

2:21:23
Unknown_13: I don't wanna do that. I changed my mind. I don't wanna do that.

Unknown_21: I don't want to, like, force her to, like, care.

2:21:56
Unknown_13: Can we just talk? This is really unfair. What do you want from me?

Unknown_21: Yeah, see? I knew you were not supposed to use your voice to, like, force her.

Unknown_13: That was pretty fucking unfair.

Unknown_13: What have you got to say for yourself?

Unknown_21: I guess there's no time here. I should just say that.

Unknown_13: Nothing. Are we just going to stand here? Stop saying I ran away.

2:22:28
Unknown_21: Isn't there another character in a similar game that is Asian and has blonde hair and has pink tips that looks like Neapolitan ice cream? Are you serious? Isn't that from that emotion game?

Unknown_07: The Life is Strange emotion game? Use my Vox when I shouldn't have.

Unknown_07: They sent me away to protect me. You. All of us.

Unknown_07: I hated it, but I didn't have a choice. I was 16.

Unknown_07: But you know this already.

Unknown_13: They told you, right? They told me you ran away because you did. I don't know why you keep denying it.

2:23:12
Unknown_04: I don't know.

Unknown_07: I'm going to say that because it seems nicer. Tell me you're messing with me. Why would I be messing with you? I don't know. But I'm telling you the truth.

Unknown_13: How can I believe anything you say? You're a con artist. A liar. You always were.

Unknown_13: Why would moms lie to me?

Unknown_13: no that's no no you're full of packs why did you come back are you idiot you can just stay away would have saved us a lot of heartache and misery i came back for you ziggy i want you to come with us we're leaving the republic what

2:24:05
Unknown_07: Wait, you seriously think I'd even consider going anywhere with you?

Unknown_13: I need your schizophrenia. No, Pax, I'm good.

Unknown_13: This is my home, my life. Annie needs me. I'm staying here.

Unknown_07: Why? Liberty's not what it was. You must see that. There's no future here. Just because it's changed doesn't mean it's not home.

Unknown_13: If you stopped clinging to the past, you'd see that. I'm the one clinging to the past.

Unknown_21: Dude, she's just biased because in the new fascist government, Asians are honorary Aryans, so she doesn't get it.

Unknown_07: Like it's some sort of good luck charm. Fuck you.

2:24:41
Unknown_13: Go away. Just leave me be.

Unknown_21: The meme. The memes are the keys to all of this.

Unknown_07: The meme.

Unknown_21: The meme.

Unknown_07: You saw. You saw. Damn bro, you're bullying. This really fucked with this girl.

2:25:22
Unknown_21: I'm such an asshole that she hates you like 16 years later.

Unknown_07: I left this behind on purpose, kid.

Unknown_07: It was the only thing I could leave that Ziggy would care about.

Unknown_07: Even if it was broken. I have to play the meme. It's a miracle it still works.

Unknown_07: Although I can't imagine it does much aside from play music.

Unknown_07: i mean the echoes are long gone so even if it did do more it'd be useless to us but to nova scotia it could be worth a fortune

2:26:13
Unknown_21: Oh, yes, I see you down there. Dude.

Unknown_21: My friend at the Whataburger, he could control his eyes independently. He would make stupid ass faces. If he said something you thought was dumb, he'd go like, duh.

Unknown_21: Duh.

2:26:46
Unknown_21: I can change it. Okay. Like this. Oh, I can mimic his face perfectly. Alright, hold on. Okay.

Unknown_21: Okay, here we go.

Unknown_21: Oh, oh, really? You think that, Tom? Wait, wait, hold up. Wait, this one. Yeah, then, then. You can even, like, roll them like this. Is this what I'm supposed to be doing? Oh, I can put it away. Okay.

2:27:17
Unknown_21: I bet the Mimi is now a part of my inventory. I can now unleash memes at will.

Unknown_21: Oh no, I'm being confronted.

Unknown_10: Yes. Moon?! There's a Luna and a Moon in this game. News.

2:27:49
Unknown_07: soon as we're gone what things personal business and not yours i'm not getting in your way so let me be no you know what you are getting in my way and i'm sick and tired of having to back down someone has to stand up to you deviants we're not gonna let you turn us into degenerate monsters no one's turning anyone into anything putting voices into my head what

Unknown_21: Oh my god. Dude, the schizophrenia is spreading.

Unknown_21: She has spooky ghost knees on her pants.

Unknown_21: The echoes are bad. Oh no.

Unknown_21: They are ghost.

Unknown_29: That really hurt. I'm gonna make you pay for this, see?

Unknown_29: What's eating her anyway? She's acting like a real freak.

Unknown_21: My sister's being tormented by the spirits, the evil gals.

2:28:50
Unknown_29: If she broke my meme, I'm actually gonna murder her. I'm gonna fucking straight up murder this bitch.

Unknown_21: So the meme detects echoes? Uh oh, there he is.

Unknown_29: Oh man, I thought I got rid of the Echoes.

Unknown_29: I guess the world is once again in need of packs. Ghost-busting heroine with her Meme Beam Machine.

2:29:22
Unknown_21: Meme Machine like Hillary Clinton?

Unknown_21: This reminds me of that PlayStation game where you had to use your flashlights to scare ghosts. It was like a...

Unknown_21: God, what the fuck was it? It was like a Rugrats PlayStation game. It was very, very, very unnecessarily difficult for like a PlayStation game for little kids.

Unknown_21: And I remember there was one particularly scary part of it where you had a flashlight with very limited battery and you had to scare all the ghosts in the Rugrats game. No, not Fatal Frame. Talk about Rugrats.

2:29:59
Unknown_21: Don't play no fucking chink shit fucking Fatal Frame. Are you fucking kidding me?

Unknown_21: Okay, ghosts. Time to get got, motherfucker.

Unknown_21: How the fuck am I supposed to do that? What?

2:30:36
Unknown_21: I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to do this.

Unknown_21: Oh, I'm supposed to counter the pull. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. I'm not supposed to trace it. I'm supposed to pull with it. Okay.

Unknown_29: Gotcha. Easy. You're all going down today. There's no escaping. A boring ghost buster.

Unknown_21: Yeah, that's cringe.

2:31:09
Unknown_29: So are these like FM radio talk show hosts like Glenn Beck?

Unknown_21: It kind of sounds like that. I'm not going to lie. It kind of sounds like Glenn Beck. That's what they're saying. There are these voices making people crazy and conspiratorial and they distrust each other. And it's like FM radio Glenn Beck. You've got to use your memes to counter the conservative talk radio echoes. I literally think that's what they're doing right now.

2:31:44
Unknown_29: you're busted ghost now you get to live inside my name forever are there more around where are they coming from they're tracking us with wireless technology dude dude that's it's so not subtle at all what they're doing with this

2:32:30
Unknown_21: Censoring us, silencing us. But they're not. This is conservatard... conservatard craziness.

Unknown_21: The ghosts are base. Oh no.

Unknown_21: Something about... Something about ghosts and like... Spooky ghosts just being base for some reason.

Unknown_21: Oh yeah, just destroy your fucking house, you little retard.

Unknown_21: i'm hiding from clint beck you're messing with my head i hear you whispering to me awful i'm not doing anything it's the echoes the ghosts z they're the ones messing with your head so make them stop they're in my thoughts i got rid of them all there were no echoes left i don't understand why hold on z i'm gonna check something

2:33:29
Unknown_21: There are gals. Oh, no. She's become a ghost. She's a racist. She's become a Glenn Beck listener. He could go away.

Unknown_29: I don't want it there. Don't worry. I'll take care of it. No ghost messes with my little sister.

Unknown_21: Time to get ghost busted, sis.

Unknown_29: Don't let her get to me. I'll be in trouble. Big trouble. No.

Unknown_21: What am I doing? I have to like pull it away from her, okay. Oh god, she collapsed.

2:34:05
Unknown_21: So is this like a localized event specific to this camp?

Unknown_29: They're gone. Are you okay? I feel okay.

Unknown_21: So, I just want to say that when I was making fun of the fact that her sister was acting like a paranoid schizophrenic, and that was my low-ball, immediate, first-thing comment, she is literally being haunted by spooky Glenn Beck ghosts to make her schizophrenic and paranoid. That's literally what's happening. There is no nuance. It's exactly what you think it is. The very nanosecond you observe anything in this game.

Unknown_29: Even if you are almost eaten by a demon, of course...

2:34:42
Unknown_21: Didn't her mom's be furious if we're late for dinner race you I'll give you to the count of five one two three She razzle-dazzled It's a cool effect I should play with the unreal game maker thing stand down Fred moon Fred moon You're putting a gun at your friend

Unknown_10: This would be hard to forgive even if you were being haunted by Glenn Beck.

Unknown_06: Deviants. That's just Alex Jones talking. Please let me exorcise you with my meme.

2:35:43
Unknown_21: Oh, she just put the gun away somewhere, I guess.

Unknown_07: No. That's because you're pointing a gun at them while they're being haunted by Glenn Beck.

Unknown_21: I'd be on fucking edge, too.

Unknown_06: Without her...

Unknown_21: Without her black, black connection to Mother Gaia, nothing could ward off Glenn Beck and Alex Jones.

2:36:21
Unknown_06: We don't see them. We simply feel them. We hear the whispers.

Unknown_06: And they're evil.

Unknown_07: They're not evil, either. They're just echoes of the noise.

Unknown_06: If that's the case, why are there more of them?

Unknown_06: The noise was decades ago.

Unknown_06: Ziggy said you came for your magic. Why are the echoes back?

Unknown_21: Conservative talk radio was destroyed.

Unknown_06: She also said that's the only reason you came back. It's not a magic. After the great trumpeting, conservative talk radio was made obsolete.

2:36:53
Unknown_07: When Elon Musk took over Squabbler, there was no need for them. And it's not like I didn't try talking to Z. She's been angry with you for a long time.

Unknown_06: It'll take some time for her to listen.

Unknown_21: opium i don't know what else to say this whole opium thing sooner or later justice will show up you want z to be around for that we'll never be safe from them no matter where we are or what we do so the police is racist y'all we might as well grow papa seeds

2:37:34
Unknown_21: We're gonna get need to death. Well, the way it's just sitting there my own business of was growing narcotics God, I thought you were small so wiser than that So naive child never paradise it was home Liberty can be fixed and you can help by using your magic box to her magic box Your thing to hunt those ghosts house Once they're gone

Unknown_06: We'll see about that. Once we take out Glenn Beck, she'll see the reason.

2:38:35
Unknown_21: it's true they are being haunted by chirps it's so funny that like conservative talk radio is likely an enemy in this game

Unknown_21: What would JFK do? I don't know, probably get shot in the head.

Unknown_21: Probably fuck a bunch of women that aren't his wife.

Unknown_21: Franken-Kenneth-Kennedy playboys.

Unknown_07: A nice meme.

2:39:25
Unknown_21: There's like, red dots show up in the overworld, right?

Unknown_21: I appreciate that you can't run in ghost mode. That would be too convenient.

Unknown_21: Sy? No.

Unknown_21: Sy, you're possessed by ghosts? Oh, no, she's not. Okay, thank God. She seems a little bit possessed, bro. You been listening to any Glenn Beck, bro? You been listening to any Joe Rogan?

Unknown_21: Elon Musk, pure evil or entrepreneur? Okay, you check out.

2:40:00
Unknown_21: Now, I am suspicious of you.

Unknown_21: Oh god, there's six more.

Unknown_07: What about you?

Unknown_21: Dude, they're even less haunted than Psy. Psy's, like, fucked up. There's something wrong with her, bro.

Unknown_21: Oh, I see. I see somebody haunted by Glenn Beck over there. Let's get to hobbling.

2:40:32
Unknown_21: Imagine this. There was a sign up there that said, Sneeds Feed and Seed. There you go.

Unknown_21: Wait, you're possessed? No, it just makes that your friends are, like, yellow for whatever reason. That's weird.

Unknown_09: What about you, chicken? You possessed? You been listening to any Glenn Beck?

2:41:20
Unknown_21: Okay, so I can't go up there. I can't go over there. I can't go in there. There's one.

Unknown_21: That wasn't there before. I've like walked all over the place.

2:41:53
Unknown_21: Illegal aliens. Oh my god. That was a powerful ghost.

Unknown_21: Is one of them just gonna say the N-word? Gotta do some of those fucking... Holy shit.

Unknown_21: We got some serious fucking demonic and servitar energy over here. If only I had known.

2:42:32
Unknown_21: Oh, I see it.

Unknown_21: The ghost is attacking. Wait, no. It's going the other way. Okay.

Unknown_14: WTF. WTF.

Unknown_21: So I'm getting this collectible, bitch.

Unknown_21: Better say I don't want to talk to you ever for any reason whatsoever.

Unknown_21: Okay, Glenn. Nice try. You can jump between platforms all you want, but we all know it's you.

2:43:03
Unknown_21: Fight squid. Yeah, that's what's happening here.

Unknown_07: You think I'm not gonna hit the W key, you little piece of shit?

Unknown_21: You think I'm some kind of... You think I'm fucking weak? You think I'm not gonna press W?

Unknown_07: Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty fucking far from it.

Unknown_14: You have to tell me what's going on because I'm about to freak the fuck out.

2:43:40
Unknown_19: Listen, so... Sigh.

Unknown_14: Listen, let me tell you, we're on a need-to-know basis when it comes to the meme. Memes are a very nuanced thing, and I don't want to overwhelm you with the meme.

Unknown_14: There was an opportunity to pet the dog and I tried to take it. So I don't have a choice?

2:44:15
Unknown_21: Wait, hold up. When I do that, pet the dog shows up on the screen. Can I like... Hmm.

Unknown_14: Let's see if I can pet that dog real quick.

Unknown_21: The air is flapping when I try to pet the dog.

Unknown_21: It shows up, but it's like a bug or something. I can't pet the dog unfortunately.

Unknown_14: So, there's this device. I recognize that. The Meme. A portable gaming console from the 90s, made right here in America. It was a flop, but it's rad. Sure.

2:44:49
Unknown_07: Except this one has been modded. Modded? Someone took the shell of the Meme and put different hardware into it. And when I plug in a special cartridge, it helps me see... So you intend to tell me that you're storing... I'll get to that.

Unknown_21: Like, conservative talk radio on, like, 64 kilobyte storage devices. I don't think that's happening.

2:45:25
Unknown_14: I don't even think it's 64 kilobytes.

Unknown_07: It's like a ridiculously small amount of storage.

Unknown_21: It's different hardware, but she said that it's the meme cartridges. So if it's the same meme ones, it's still like 64 kilobytes or whatever.

Unknown_07: They're like...

Unknown_07: fragments echoes of disinformation left behind after the disorder and i can uh see these echoes like uh sonar see submarines but i need this thing to do it the meme i am so confused anything else

2:46:13
Unknown_21: No, I guess I don't have a choice.

Unknown_07: Let me just explain it in song. There are ghosts.

Unknown_14: Why am I letting her know about my secrets? Glenn Beck.

2:46:47
Unknown_07: Oh, no. Look at how sick all these people are.

Unknown_21: She's crying because she knows that white people won't exist by 2040. Don't worry. I'll blue pill you. Don't worry, lady. It's all fake. It's all fake. Everything's fine.

Unknown_21: She feels great now. Wow!

Unknown_00: You're right. There's nothing to worry about.

Unknown_21: The government's going to take care of us.

Unknown_00: Our debt is sustainable.

Unknown_21: Debt is part of a healthy economy. It's all managed by top minds. I'm good now.

2:47:19
Unknown_21: We're fixing them.

Unknown_14: We can fix them.

Unknown_07: Listen, Cy.

Unknown_21: Millions of years ago, Lord Xenu, an evil alien, took the spirits of frozen people from Earth and threw them into an intergalactic volcano. So now we have to use this e-reader. To detect high thetan levels in people. And through a specific scientific process, we can expel them and clear their minds. I think I'm starting to get it.

2:47:53
Unknown_14: So, what's happening here in Liberty?

Unknown_07: Echoes. Messing with people. Reappearing after decades.

Unknown_07: A white person.

Unknown_21: Don't worry, white person. I can save you, buddy.

Unknown_07: But, they're back.

Unknown_07: Let's go look for them.

Unknown_21: Holy shit, you're right. I love immigrants now. Immigrants aren't the problem.

Unknown_01: She's like completely brainwashed. It worked.

2:48:41
Unknown_14: Demons!

Unknown_21: this is literally just scientology their their their views on conservative talk radio are completely aligned with thetans information and storing them in device memory why how i'll show you soon as we've recorded one more echo all right do you think this is why that fred lady is so messed up it would make sense she's saying some crazy stuff like vocals being infectious

2:49:29
Unknown_07: Things you'd hear from lunatics and justice propaganda.

Unknown_21: You're bad? You deserve pain? Dude, it's the black woman saying it. She's like hurting herself saying that you're bad and you're nothing and you deserve pain because Glenn Beck has convinced her to be an Uncle Tom and to forgive whiteness for its implicit evil. We need to save her. No, you're beautiful. Your melanin actually is beautiful.

Unknown_12: Wait, Black Lives Matter? Sigh is the reasonable one here. This sounds psychotic.

2:50:04
Unknown_07: My Vox are still all about the bad feels, but I learn new ways to mess with people. That's pretty huge, dude.

2:50:37
Unknown_07: So, now you know my ulterior motive for coming back here.

Unknown_07: To get the meme.

Unknown_14: Eh, I get why this was not something you could talk about. How do you even explain this shit to anyone?

Unknown_19: You can't.

Unknown_14: So, are you gonna craft some words?

Unknown_21: by pressing the M button.

Unknown_21: Maybe one day I'll unlock the N button.

Unknown_21: Press E. Okay.

2:51:10
Unknown_04: Hmm.

Unknown_04: Yes, it is. I see.

Unknown_05: I see.

Unknown_05: Ah, no no no, Glenn Beck.

Unknown_21: You're not going to escape me this time, Glenn Beck.

Unknown_05: No no no.

Unknown_21: Yeah, this makes sense.

2:51:45
Unknown_21: Oh no, I have to press a button. I'm ready. Discord. I've learned Discord. Hold up.

Unknown_02: Alright, I literally don't have it. I was gonna play the, I was gonna start the test, the audio test that starts the little Discord chat, but I don't have it.

Unknown_21: Cool. Excellent. I can use my meme to groom minors now, Discord.

2:52:32
Unknown_21: Uh-oh.

Unknown_21: We got a serious fucking issue here. This lady's been listening to, um, bass conservator Ben Shapiro too much. You've been manipulating us.

Unknown_10: We've been brainwashed.

Unknown_21: Time to get triggered.

Unknown_10: Why can't I suck out her ghost?

Unknown_07: Hmm, let's trigger her. Oh my god, that's her superpower and it just completely fucks up.

2:53:26
Unknown_21: Okay, time to groom her. Leave her be.

Unknown_07: You're a fucking witch. And that's a fail.

Unknown_21: Wow, even the new one doesn't work. Okay, bitch, time to hit the fucking floor.

Unknown_07: Dude, you suck. Nope, I guess not. Why are you fucking in garbage? That's more like it.

Unknown_06: Time to hit the flow. Now, time to suck out that ghost. Wait. Hey Fred.

Unknown_21: I'm right here.

Unknown_06: Will you come out?

2:54:18
Unknown_21: She's too... She's so hypnotized by conservator races, she can't even take a second to just listen to what women of color have to say. I'm gonna fix her.

Unknown_21: That's right, I'm using my freak weapons to control your fucking mind, but in the right way.

Unknown_07: What did you do to me? Your mind was infected with disinformation. Infected with disinformation. I was messing with my mind again.

Unknown_10: I'm gonna take action. We have to fucking kill her.

Unknown_21: Trigger you Because you one-eyed Freddy for a reason Freddy the one-eyed weasel Take action again

2:55:24
Unknown_21: Discord.

Unknown_07: Kill her.

Unknown_21: Kill her. Eat her.

Unknown_21: Rip her apart like that zombie in Night of the Dead or whatever. Just tear her apart. Have her say choke on it!

Unknown_07: Choke on it. So Fred is up here saying she's using freak powers to control our mind, which is objectively true.

Unknown_21: And then she's trying to turn us against each other. And that's objectively true.

2:55:59
Unknown_24: So, um, we literally, like... We just fucked up, like, ten people's minds, and that's supposed to be the right thing to do, I guess? That's not true! Come on, Annie's been...

Unknown_21: Shut up, Fred. Shut up, Moo Moo.

Unknown_24: That's right, she is black.

2:56:31
Unknown_21: That's a good point. That does make it more justifiable. Women of color need to do more to be heard to begin with, so it's completely understandable.

Unknown_10: No.

Unknown_21: Sorry, white woman. Learn your place. It's time to listen.

Unknown_07: She's been listening to Glenn Beck for like ten years. It's over.

Unknown_21: The demons?

2:57:14
Unknown_06: But what they do to people is demonic. This is what you have to do.

Unknown_21: You have to submit yourself to two black women so they can tell you that it's not your fault that you're retarded and got controlled by demons like Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_06: She was just unable to come to terms with the reality of it.

Unknown_06: The blame lies with me.

Unknown_06: I could never be the leader Rosa was. I can't trust any of them again.

Unknown_07: They need to be heard. You can't blame yourself. They chose to stab you in the back.

Unknown_07: Fred doesn't deserve your absolution. And neither do the others. Perhaps.

2:57:46
Unknown_06: But it's not that simple.

Unknown_06: When Rosa died, I knew I could never be the leader or mother that she'd been.

Unknown_06: The changes I made weren't all for the common good. I wanted to leave the ghosts of the past behind. For my own sake. But I forgot to bring everyone else with me.

Unknown_06: They weren't ready.

Unknown_06: I know I can't blame everything on the echoes.

2:58:18
Unknown_06: Ill feelings need fertile soil to grow.

Unknown_04: I invited those feelings.

Unknown_21: White people minds is the fertile soil for evil.

Unknown_06: Like I failed you.

Unknown_21: Bro, can you please stop spamming the fucking chat? This guy's been doing this for three fucking hours, bro.

2:59:02
Unknown_07: mom you didn't you didn't fail us i came here it's like my only request is don't spam the chat but that was unfair of me was that the last echo i'm sure there are more

Unknown_06: Well, even if you did catch them all in this facility, that'll save liberty.

Unknown_06: This place.

Unknown_06: It's haunted.

Unknown_06: By those who've left and those there are. Oh, it's time to lay all the ghosts to rest.

Unknown_06: And maybe you're right.

Unknown_06: Maybe I can never trust them again.

2:59:53
Unknown_06: If that's true.

Unknown_06: Z has no future here.

Unknown_06: No, rob it. The gearhead, rob it.

3:00:25
Unknown_21: Is she still red? No. I guess the damage is permanent, though.

Unknown_21: I'll never be able to take the gloom back out of her.

Unknown_21: Sad. You can only put those ones down, those white people.

Unknown_21: Norton.

Unknown_07: Hey, where are you coming from? Okay, I think this is going to be the end of the chapter, and that will be the end of the stream, I think. Okay. She's in the workshop? Where do they have all these toilets?

3:00:58
Unknown_21: What do you need that many toilets for? It's like nothing but piles of toilets.

Unknown_13: You're surprisingly hardy. And your model would probably be unrepairable.

Unknown_13: Can you fix it? You're in my space.

Unknown_20: damn bitch of course i can fix it damage isn't too bad mostly cosmetic some servos a broken arm i'm lucky for you i collect robot parts i just need to in toilets this thing do some final checks and then you can get the fuck out of here and never come back but sister hey there you are mind running a quick system diagnostic for me

3:01:49
Unknown_25: My core systems are operational. A full run-through of all subroutines will take approximately... Don't bother.

Unknown_13: If you can walk, talk, and drive, we're done here.

Unknown_25: I believe I'm capable of performing those tasks.

Unknown_25: Oh, hello, Pax. How are things progressing with your sister and mother?

Unknown_25: I'm sorry for getting myself into trouble with the TOLBOI unit. It was quite unexpected.

Unknown_21: Tallboy. The robot's name was Tallboy.

Unknown_25: It's embedded in our core programming, but I guess that unit had been modified somehow.

Unknown_21: I'm waiting for like a third option to show up.

3:02:22
Unknown_25: I'm just gonna stare at you until you let me say something nice.

Unknown_21: YES! YES! I cracked it! I figured it out, you just gotta stare until you let me say something nice! Dude, I am a fucking wizard at social situations, you have no idea.

Unknown_13: I thought I was the reason.

Unknown_05: Oh, see?

Unknown_13: My only hope was that you come back for that thing. I'm so sorry. You were my whole world.

Unknown_13: Pax, you took that away from me.

3:03:04
Unknown_13: I hate you.

Unknown_07: Wow, bro. I'll never forgive you. I know you think that right now, but...

Unknown_21: I promise, you're just haunted by gals.

Unknown_07: Shit. I'mma fuckin' make some new da police. We detected that you're growing opium here.

3:03:40
Unknown_21: And have spooky... We detected that our spooky Glenbeck ghost... Yeah, they are just... They're pissing off about the opium.

Unknown_21: Maybe you shouldn't have been growing opium.

Unknown_07: We're leaving. Yeah. No. Use your Vox. Holy shit, Robits.

Unknown_07: what the hell is that it's a just about it's trouble is what that is we need a weapon you have been charged with the following crimes illegal occupation of justice property illegal you're in luck i've been tinkering with something put this on

3:04:32
Unknown_13: Okay, this is the final conclusion to this chapter.

Unknown_21: Finally.

Unknown_13: Just a little thing I've been working on. A telekinetic glove and shit. Yeah, just a little thing.

Unknown_21: A little project. Why can't I use this just to grab the fucking head of the robot and tear it off? Meet Pete.

Unknown_07: Okay.

Unknown_21: bam i'm in love with this thing oh okay don't get too attached i want it back when all this is over here comes the robins you think that i'm gonna what are they doing what do you think they're doing i'm warning you guys stay the hell away from me i hate robots seriously

3:05:26
Unknown_07: hate robots do you understand what i'm saying you have a vocal interface yes and yes so why didn't you respond hello loser oh hold up i have run out of disk space oh no hold up we have to delete old vods i guess i recorded this in too high quality

Unknown_02: um okay and delete that sorry the epic conclusion was ruined by windows running out of disk space how much space do i have now 17 gigabytes that should be enough for this okay record back to the ebb and fight

Unknown_07: You didn't ask a question. Okay, here's a question for you. Can you feel pain and shame? What are you doing?

3:06:23
Unknown_05: Oh, is that how it works?

Unknown_07: That's how it works? No, but it works just fine on me. Hey, robot, what time is it?

Unknown_10: The current time is...

Unknown_21: Okay, if I can, like... Dude, they don't injure each other, and that must be because they determined that this was, like, too easy if they could, like, accidentally hit each other.

3:07:15
Unknown_21: Throw your bat at the plane and blow it up.

Unknown_21: Okay, we have to work super hard to kill these robots. Time to shout.

Unknown_07: Here it comes. Get ready to blocker-ing, though.

3:07:50
Unknown_21: Oh, and then I press the Q for the big Elahu Akbar slam.

Unknown_21: And they're all screaming in agony. They're fucking pansies.

Unknown_21: The girl power here is just extraordinary.

Unknown_07: Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah.

Unknown_20: Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah.

Unknown_04: Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah.

Unknown_21: Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah.

Unknown_04: Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah.

Unknown_21: Wait, can I do my block thing? No, I can't. Holy shit.

3:08:28
Unknown_21: Time to say you are ugly.

Unknown_05: Oh no, he's dead. He got called ugly.

Unknown_07: Justice HQ didn't send their best people, did they?

Unknown_21: Oh no, I'm going to trigger this guy. I can't trigger.

Unknown_07: Is that a question? No.

Unknown_21: And look how the voice actor for that is just obviously like some guy at the studio. Can we need like a stupid white man to be the voice actor for this?

Unknown_07: Do you mind? Yeah, you shouldn't have been the police.

3:09:02
Unknown_21: Imagine being police.

Unknown_26: The big robot.

Unknown_21: That's right. It's time to block Aruski again, I'm pretty sure.

Unknown_07: Oh, I have to use dicks?

Unknown_21: Oh, I have to groom this guy. I'm gonna groom everybody into attacking the fat guy.

3:09:38
Unknown_20: They're groomed.

Unknown_17: They've been groomed.

Unknown_07: You're not playing fair with that armor, buddy.

Unknown_07: Carrying a baseball bat here, not a bazooka.

Unknown_17: Should have thought this through before assaulting Justice personnel.

Unknown_07: You know that's not what happened. You're guessing. Finally. Whee! You attacked first. We're here to enforce the law.

Unknown_21: Hey, no guns, buddy.

Unknown_07: Just following orders. Am I right?

Unknown_05: Ow. What the heck?

3:10:11
Unknown_21: That's it. Killing you. Eyes on me.

Unknown_21: What you fucking get. Idiot.

Unknown_05: Just following orders.

Unknown_07: Tell that to Nuremberg, motherfucker. I... Oh my god, I... Ah!

Unknown_21: Snipper, no snippin'.

3:11:00
Unknown_21: Batters box am I gonna hit you?

Unknown_21: Quick let's play a game of baseball Remember our evening practice games

Unknown_21: Imagine being shot at by a sniper and this is your idea mid mid shootout Oh fuck I fucked it up and got shot shit. Oh

3:11:32
Unknown_21: We did it. Great idea.

Unknown_21: We did it.

Unknown_09: We took out the United States Federal Police with a baseball bat.

Unknown_09: That was one more.

Unknown_21: This is what happens when you press the more button. Okay, I got you.

3:12:04
Unknown_07: Vox don't work on machines.

Unknown_20: Uh oh.

Unknown_07: But we have a trick up our sleeve, kid. Let's trigger ourselves.

Unknown_21: We can trigger to increase attack power against robots.

Unknown_07: Any thoughts on what we're up against? You're weak.

Unknown_07: Uh, so, any thoughts on what we're up against?

Unknown_14: It's either a Justice robot or one of those plastic keychains that got magically broke about.

Unknown_21: Oh my god! Then she's dead. He just crushes her fucking sternum. Oh, I see what's happening here.

3:12:44
Unknown_21: You're trying to fucking... You're trying to fucking two-hoo me, bro? You want to let myself get two-hooed here?

Unknown_21: Idiot.

Unknown_21: No more two-hoo.

Unknown_07: This is my superpower. I don't even know what would... Ow. Oh, owie.

3:13:17
Unknown_21: Apparently, a large, but very angry robot mascot.

Unknown_07: Sure, that, but how and why? Are you sure this is not a dream? It is. It's not a dream.

Unknown_21: I even fucked up this thing. I still landed it.

Unknown_21: Nope, no more too-hoo in me.

3:13:54
Unknown_21: I appreciate that even in the combat scenes, the fucking endless dialogue and sassy chatter does not end.

Unknown_07: It just continues forever.

Unknown_20: I didn't hit him once.

Unknown_05: Why is that the finishing animation?

3:14:30
Unknown_07: Ugh, this bat is the best. Can I please keep it? Uh, nope, but you can borrow it until it's finished.

Unknown_13: It's not finished? Not by a long shot. I need more parts. Electromagnets, battery cells, sensors... Wait.

Unknown_13: What are you doing? I thought I'd scavenged all the robots, but obviously not.

Unknown_13: Well, I've made it easy to upgrade the bat with off-the-shelf parts. Anyone can do it. Even you.

Unknown_13: I can upgrade my bat?

Unknown_21: Great, I need the help.

Unknown_13: I need everything I can get. Oh, what do I want? Um...

3:15:03
Unknown_20: I guess this, that sounds really useful.

Unknown_21: Oh, I don't even have to think about it. I can just click the auto upgrade button cost five. What the fuck?

3:15:37
Unknown_21: Okay. That's all I want.

Unknown_14: Now you decide to show up.

Unknown_17: I figured I'd only get in the way.

Unknown_09: He was ready to jump into the fray. I told him to stay back and prepare for departure without him.

Unknown_13: Nobody can build a gun.

Unknown_21: It's much easier to build an electromagnetic field that can attract a baseball bat and to build robots than it is to build a gun. The only people that could ever build a projectile weapon is the government. Come on. It's very sophisticated technology.

3:16:11
Unknown_13: So Pax is telling the truth? She didn't run away?

Unknown_13: You sent her away?

Unknown_06: Why did you lie to me? We were trying to protect you.

Unknown_06: We had to make sure no one else knew. If outsiders learned that Pax was special...

Unknown_06: After the incident in Deer Falls, people started talking. We didn't know how much time we had. I'm going to say fuck this bitch.

3:16:48
Unknown_07: They always thought you knew.

Unknown_07: Mom's promised that they'd tell you the truth. But then they fucking lie. But Rosen, I felt it was safer not to.

Unknown_21: Oh, that was the good one to do. She likes that.

Unknown_13: You let me believe this lie for 16 years. Yeah, you suck. Fred was right about you. After making it to Pacifica?

Unknown_13: I honestly don't care why you left. I do care that you've never tried to come back. You never wrote, you never called just 16 years of fucking silence.

3:17:27
Unknown_07: I know I screwed up, but you don't know what it was like because you didn't tell me.

Unknown_21: That's not really an apology. I did something wrong, but you 16 years pass without trying to reach out to help me understand.

Unknown_21: Yeah, I wouldn't have pressed the option if I knew you wouldn't say something right.

Unknown_06: So what happened?

Unknown_06: Why did you send Pax away? Maybe Pax wants to.

3:18:03
Unknown_20: We were in Deer Falls.

Unknown_07: Market day.

Unknown_07: How old was I? 15? 16.

Unknown_06: You just turned 14, Zee.

Unknown_13: So I guess no more police are coming to investigate the opium farm after like 20 other cops just got murdered, right?

3:18:40
Unknown_07: I pushed them.

Unknown_07: They ran off scared, told others. Rumors started going... It's true, there isn't a tombstone, there's just a stick of rocks.

Unknown_06: I'm going to come after her. Neither of you was safe. So we sent Pax south, told everyone she ran away. Told you the same story, see?

Unknown_06: Jesus.

Unknown_13: Why did you not tell me? Either of you.

Unknown_21: Yo, Asian-ness means that you more like a Hwari than a melanated African goddess. We couldn't trust you, even if you was our own child.

3:19:15
Unknown_13: I just learned I've been living a lie half my life.

Unknown_13: So forgiving is one thing. I don't see how...

Unknown_13: Any of us can, what, just move on and be fine with this?

Unknown_07: Yeah, fuck this bitch. We can't move forward without excusing or forgiving what happened.

Unknown_07: I know Annie feels like she failed us all.

Unknown_07: She didn't.

Unknown_07: They didn't. Unforgiveness is exactly what happened.

3:19:49
Unknown_21: They're tripping me up with the options.

Unknown_07: I think I can understand it.

Unknown_21: I'm trying to be a better dickhead than her.

Unknown_07: Don't say that.

Unknown_21: I mean, it's over. You guys have to leave. The police know that there's a fucking opium farm here, and you just destroyed one of their helicopters and 20 other men.

Unknown_21: Like, the GPS was right there, so even if it wasn't, like, a sophisticated technology, they know that's where they died. I'm not gonna reassure her. She sucks.

3:20:22
Unknown_21: And she got doo-doo in her hair.

Unknown_21: Okay, you're looking all sad and shit. Don't you want to reassure her? No.

Unknown_21: Fucking idiot. This isn't even a tombstone, idiot. This is just a stack of rocks.

Unknown_06: She's not bound to this place.

Unknown_06: And neither are you, see?

Unknown_06: You need to go with Pax. Wait, what? No. No way. I would rather... What do you think will happen? If you stay with me, sooner or later justice will come.

3:20:53
Unknown_06: But I'm an old lady. They'll never believe I had anything to do with it. But if you're with me, what do you think will happen?

Unknown_21: They don't think that a woman? She, her, 31, mechanic. Okay. So now you're sending me away?

Unknown_13: Just like we did with Pax.

Unknown_06: For everyone's sake and with the very best of intentions.

Unknown_06: This was a good home.

Unknown_06: But it's just a place and it means nothing without the people.

3:21:31
Unknown_21: So you mean that if we took all the Mexicans and put them back in Mexico, then it's just the United States is just a place and it means nothing without the Mexican people. Is that what I'm getting from this? Is that the point that's just to be taken?

Unknown_17: I hate to rush things. Can this chapter fucking end? Dude, my boy Theo rushed along the chapter. Okay, good. We should be able to fit everyone, if you don't mind the cramped seating.

Unknown_06: Oh, honey, if we're not coming with you, we wouldn't get past the first checkpoint. We'll be fine. At least, I hope we will.

Unknown_06: I don't know if we can ever be a family again.

3:22:12
Unknown_06: Maybe I'll get back into the resistance game. Seek out my old wildflower compatriots. See what Adriana's up to. I've still got some fight left in this old body.

Unknown_21: What's funny is that you can kind of tell that this is like a high budget game because there are like certain affects and like assets that added to it that are kind of like, you know, something to put thought into some of these elements. And then it's like the game itself just is like complete shit.

Unknown_17: Don't stick around for long.

Unknown_17: There we go.

Unknown_14: I love you. Love you, Zeke.

3:23:07
Unknown_06: And you, Pax.

Unknown_07: Take care of yourself, Mom.

Unknown_21: Okay, I think that's it.

Unknown_09: I don't think I've ever seen you so human, Pax. I'm full of surprises.

Unknown_14: Hey, will she be okay? Your sister?

Unknown_07: No idea. But at least she's coming with us.

Unknown_21: Hey, you got a little something on your face.

Unknown_14: Yeah, go for it. Oh, I don't get a choice on this.

3:23:39
Unknown_25: Okay.

3:24:15
Unknown_03: Is that it? Is the game over? Did I give up?

Unknown_03: Hello?

Unknown_03: Okay, I think that's it, chat.

Unknown_21: The game appears to have crashed. I'm going to take that as an indication that our chapter is over.

Unknown_21: Hopefully the save file is intact.

Unknown_21: If not, I'm going to jump out a fucking window.

Unknown_21: So... Oh, wait. It loaded.

3:24:46
Unknown_14: Okay. Okay.

Unknown_17: I'm going to exit the title.

Unknown_21: Okay. I'll see you guys tomorrow. I will continue to play this for another three fucking hours. I hope you have enjoyed. Feel free to archive this or whatever. See you then. Take it easy. Thanks for watching. Bye-bye.