Uninterruptible Professional Streamer - Mad at the Internet October 1st, 2024 2024-10-01

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Unknown_09: I put a spell on you. And now you're gone. Gone, gone, gone, gone.

Unknown_06: My plan, it fell on you. And it was strong. So strong, so strong, so strong. Your wretched little life has all been cursed because of all the witches working.

Unknown_02: And the worst thought put a spell on you. And now you're mine. See for you.

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Unknown_09: If you don't believe, you'd better get superstitious. Hey, Max, great show.

Unknown_04: Cover your ears. I put a spell on you. I put up a spell.

Unknown_02: Oh, I wish we had the camera.

Unknown_04: I say it's a pie, up a maybe, up a die. I say it's a pie, up a maybe, up a die.

Unknown_02: In sama koreyama. In sama koreyama.

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Unknown_13: It's the version of I Put a Spell on You from Hocus Pocus, which is a good Halloween movie. One of many good Halloween movies. Which, of course, is topical. Because it's October. It's October 1st. Can't believe it. It's kind of weird to think that one out of 12 days is in October. For one day, if you take 12 days and take one of those days, there's a 1 in 12 chance that it's going to be a spooky day. And so it is.

Unknown_13: Chat. Let's see. Where do I... I started the merch run, and I'll show that towards the middle of the stream. I just want to let everybody know, in case you forgot, everything sold out, basically.

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Unknown_13: I'll talk about it more when more people pile in.

Unknown_13: Aside from that, everything's going pretty well. Pretty well.

Unknown_13: Trying to think, is there any custodial stuff to talk about? No. So usually, in case you're kind of a new listener, I do more stuff during October.

Unknown_13: It used to be that the entire stream revolved around locale content, but that's a lot of work.

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Unknown_13: It's a lot of work, so I kind of space those out these days.

Unknown_13: And typically I dedicate those to October these days because it's kind of hard to do a person stream on somebody who's like still alive and doing shit.

Unknown_13: So I focus on I did a thing once where I did a dead person in October.

Unknown_13: And that's actually a really great strategy because their stories are most definitely over.

Unknown_13: I sometimes do two in October if I'm feeling very frisky. So I have a person in mind already for this month. So there will be a person stream as is tradition in the month of October.

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Unknown_13: and maybe two, but definitely at least one. Um, now there's also two other, two other things on my advent calendar for this month. Um,

Unknown_13: I will try and force myself to schedule both a Dustborne stream and a Life is Strange stream. There's another Life is Strange game coming out on October 29th, which is a Tuesday, which gives me precisely one day before Halloween to play Life is Strange. So I might do that.

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Unknown_13: Because I also used to stream video games back when I had more capacity and space to do things on stream. I will eventually get back to that.

Unknown_00: Once I have a wired internet connection and I'm back in the U.S.

Unknown_13: and I have a space where I can actually start to organize things long term, I will return to tradition as the...

Unknown_13: As the people who started listening in 2018, heavens forbid, I can't believe I've been streaming that fucking long. 2019, 2020, we're accustomed to.

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Unknown_13: So, that's the custodial work. I don't think there's anything else to be said.

Unknown_13: Let's start with some news. And of course, to talk about the news, you need News Hamster. Now wait, hold up.

Unknown_13: There was. There is a guy. I remember this guy made this for last season, and I completely forgot about it.

Unknown_13: Let's see if I can pull this up really quick.

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Unknown_13: I have some... I think I even have this on my computer still. I have a USB stick with all my stream shit on it.

Unknown_13: Oh, I do have this on the... There we go.

Unknown_22: Oh, hell yeah.

Unknown_13: I have to kind of, like, sort this out a little bit so that it hides things. Oh, yeah. Desk, the good stuff right there.

Unknown_22: And now you can't see it's October.

Unknown_22: You know what? Maybe I'll just put it out in front like this, and it doesn't have to cover up the whole desk.

Unknown_13: You know that he's at a desk, of course. It doesn't need to be hidden.

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Unknown_13: Cool. I think that works out. I want to say there was a bunch of weird ones that he drew, actually.

Unknown_13: I'll do this for the rest of the month. I know they're out there.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_13: First bit of news is bad things happening to not necessarily bad people per se chat, but rather annoying people.

Unknown_13: That is, these two people decided that they were going to epically own the oil industry by throwing soup on a Van Gogh painting in a museum. A priceless work of art. Now, of course, it is in a protective case. That doesn't necessarily mean that it is impervious to harm. So, I think the one on the left is the one that...

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Unknown_13: Through the soup.

Unknown_13: Phoebe and Anna have been sentenced to two years and 20 months in prison, respectively, for throwing soup over the glass frame of Van Gogh's sunflowers. Phoebe received a further three months for marching on the road for 20 minutes. So they went to... I want to say that there's a press statement for this.

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Unknown_13: Here's the soup.

Unknown_13: They threw the soup. It was sealed up. They knew that there were deranged soup throwers in the area, so they sealed it all up.

Unknown_13: Then go in Southwark.

Unknown_13: Judge Christopher Heher? Southwark County Court. That's not in the U.S., is it?

Unknown_13: The U.K. Oh, man. Imagine going to prison in the U.K.,

Unknown_13: Especially as a woman, you're fucked. Literally.

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Unknown_13: Tragic. So they threw the soup, and the judge said, if you can't do the toem, don't throw the soup. And I think this kind of sums up that everybody is completely fucking sick of ecological protesters.

Unknown_13: Because, fuck you.

Unknown_13: Fuck you.

Unknown_13: I did a whole thing on the Gumroad ones about the fuck cars people.

Unknown_13: I remember one of the first things that I said on that gumroad was a thought that I had had in my head prior to it, where there were the anti-gun protesters who said, like, guns kill people, so therefore get rid of guns. I'm thinking, cars kill more people than guns. Should we get rid of cars? And I always thought that was such an absurdity, that nobody would ever say, let's get rid of cars. But then lo and behold, there's an entire community of fucking retards.

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Unknown_13: That literally want to get rid of cars.

Unknown_13: Because they kill people.

Unknown_13: So, Godot is a game engine.

Unknown_13: This guy... Oh my god, look at that picture. How do you do yourself like that? And you don't realize what a fucking stereotype you are.

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Unknown_13: Honestly, how do you do that to yourself? And I realize, oh, I'm a fucking meme. I'm literally like a poll meme brought to life. Obnoxiously queer. Yeah, fucking tell me about it, retard.

Unknown_13: So Godot is an open-source game engine.

Unknown_13: It is an open-source rival to the Unity engine. Unity, if you don't know, is basically...

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Unknown_13: It's not quite a monopoly. There is Unreal. Unreal is the other big one that is eating a lot of Unity's pie these days. These engines are very accessible to people who have a low understanding of technology.

Unknown_13: It is very easy for an average person in programming to download Unity, download Unreal, and build a game off of that and cross-compile it to basically every platform. And a lot of people don't even know this, but if you ever download an app and you're just thinking, like, this could be like a video... This could be like a... A... What's the word? This could be a website. It doesn't have to be an app.

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Unknown_13: Um...

Unknown_13: You're almost always, assuredly, dealing with... Sorry, my fucking monitor went down.

Unknown_22: Battery, what are you doing? Where's my battery?

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Unknown_22: My monitor just literally cut off.

Unknown_22: Does it work now?

Unknown_22: Oh, now it works.

Unknown_22: Hear that beep in chat?

Unknown_13: That's my blood pressure spiking.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_13: Yeah, usually that only has... I don't know what I did. I must have done something to put it on battery mode because that's... I have something for power surges and shit, but sometimes that just turns off. Anyways, so Unity, if you ever downloaded an app and you thought, this could be a website. A lot of apps these days are literally just the Unity game engine. And then what they do is they install a package to add Chrome, Chromium, the base browser that Chrome runs on, into the app. And then it just navigates for you and kind of hides the regular browsing components of the... Before the...

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Unknown_13: So that you don't see that it's just a website.

Unknown_13: And then they usually also install like Unity's ads.

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Unknown_13: So they just, they just use, it's just a website. And of course, because it's an app, they can like read your device information and like compile your fucking advertiser profile and all sorts of nasty shit.

Unknown_13: But it started out as a game engine, and the reason why it gained such dominance in the mobile application department is because they developed all these tools to monetize games that also became very profitable for people just lazily slapping the other fucking apps. So that's what Unity is.

Unknown_13: Unreal is what PUBG is built on, it's what a lot of games are built on. And then Godot is the kind of retarded little brother of the two big game engines. And it's open source. It works on Linux. I think it cross-compiles to everything. It's neat. I've never played with it, but I've seen things that are built in it.

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Unknown_13: And the big advantage of Godot is that it is...

Unknown_13: It is open source, and it doesn't have any fees. So if you make a game in Unity or you make a game in Unreal, you're offering that platform a certain percentage. And Unity is something that I covered on the podcast where it got real fucking greedy, and it tried to take a huge chunk of revenue from small app developers. And it chased off a lot of people. That's why a lot of people switched over to Unreal and Godot. So, you know, Godot, of course, being open source, has a lot of goodwill towards its users. That's how it usually goes.

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Unknown_22: Until this.

Unknown_22: Yes, I saw that my Internet cut out.

Unknown_22: Hello.

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Unknown_13: So, my internet cut out. I think that the other... I think what actually happened is that there was a power surge and the batteries didn't kick on. So, my router rebooted.

Unknown_22: Hello, chat.

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: So, after... Let me unpause.

Unknown_13: After posting this and causing a little bit of outrage, the...

Unknown_13: developer actually stepped out and said, Archer says, I spent weeks explaining it, Gilbert. You might want to research the topic for educational purposes. Juan Linetsky, who was the lead developer, founder of Godot, says, Godot's code of conduct is only for interactions with the project or in project social media channels. If you behave properly, you should not be banned no matter what your political bias is. Nobody has been instructed to ban people for who they follow or what they post in public. If you go ahead... Sure. And then he clarifies. Sure, if you go ahead on the forum and in your bio you write that your gender is a tack helicopter, or if you make any kind of harassment or discrimination, that will be an instant ban. But that is your pinned message and should be unrelated. So he's saying...

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Unknown_13: Yeah, this just has to be my internet because the chat is also being delayed.

Unknown_13: Let me go inspect the router real quick, and it's in another room. So I'll be right back. I paused the recording.

Unknown_13: I'll put some music on for you. Thank you. Oh.

0:18:45
Unknown_13: I just found out that they're firing rockets at Tel Aviv. A bunch of fucking sandrags getting all uppity. Well, we'll show them what's what when the U.S. military intervenes. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. I got a cousin in the Department of Defense, and he's already on it. He's going to fucking fire missiles straight at Tehran. I'll tell you what.

Unknown_13: So if there's nothing wrong with the router, everything's fine. If there's another problem, I will simply disconnect and stream directly to kick and try to rule out the restreamer as the issue.

0:19:25
Unknown_13: So that also that joke did not make it into the recording. So only the live viewers are those who stood around for the music. We'll get to hear that.

Unknown_13: Okay, next stop. What was happening? Before I was rudely interrupted by missiles. By the missiles.

Unknown_13: So I was explaining that Godot banning people, go fuck them. I think that's a roundabout explanation.

Unknown_13: Two-step verification to see the kiwi farms. Awesome. Let's see. Go to my authenticator.

0:19:58
Unknown_13: I'll tell you what I did as I pull up my authenticator chat. Today I wrote a letter to the Department of Justice, and I wrote the Antitrust Division.

Unknown_13: And I said, dear antitrust division, thank you for suing Visa. Please sue them really good. They suck ass. Sincerely, your best friend, Josh. XOXO. That was no joke. I mean, I wrote the letter a little bit differently, but I did write them. Okay, so a long time ago in a galaxy far away,

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Unknown_13: I was contacted by the scum of the earth, a journo named Allie Breland.

Unknown_13: Allie Breland, and this was during Drop Kiwi Farms, had wrote me this long, long, long, long, long list of questions. And he most importantly said, I need your responses by Monday, end of day. And this is, let's see, January 13, 2013. Hold up.

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Unknown_13: What day of the week was January 13th, 2023? A Friday. So I have a weekend. This is my homework. I would need the, I would respond, need a response or responses by Monday.

Unknown_13: You know, it's all this shit. Stuff about my mom. It's just weird stuff. Like, hey, I'm a journalist. What does my mom have to do with the Kiwi Farms? I guess it's important to him, though. Allie Breland of Mother Jones. And then I write a reply, and I basically say, go fuck yourself, as I do. And this, of course, ties into the next thing. Did not bring this apropos of nothing. But first, I'll need to solve the incredible quandary of what is a fire hydrant? Sort of one of those metaphysical questions we all ask ourselves.

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Unknown_13: Clara Jeffrey asked, Creeping Christian nationalism alert. Alaska Air flight attendant wished us a blessed night as we landed in San Francisco. To groans. Other adjectives that would have sufficed. Great. Awesome. Fabulous. Amazing. Fantastic. Hella fucking. As my roommate said, this ain't Montgomery, sweetie. And then, of course, everyone laughs. Number one, you're flying Alaska airs, so she's from what I imagine is closer to us.

0:22:17
Unknown_13: Is Alaska the South?

Unknown_13: Maybe the South isn't the right word. Is Alaska Dixie or Yankee? Where do they line up on this flowchart? I imagine that they're closer to Dixie than Yank, huh?

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Unknown_13: Clara Jeffrey, in case you're wondering. Let's do a little fact-checked arena right here.

Unknown_22: Pull her up.

Unknown_22: Editor-in-chief of Mother Jones.

Unknown_13: Oh, the Mother Jones that Ali Breland worked for. Is that a tranny? Dude, I never want to say, like, an ugly woman's a tranny, because that's really... It says mom. But then again, the word mom doesn't really... Doesn't really have the same impact, huh?

0:23:30
Unknown_13: Oh, I love this. Migrating to threads.

Unknown_13: Migrating to threads. Ten minutes ago. Twelve hours ago. Five hours ago.

Unknown_13: Last week, an hour ago. Super... Dude, you're super migrating. I totally see that.

Unknown_13: So, I love... It kind of brings me solace knowing that the terrible scum such as Allie Brillant, who worked for the Mother Jones, in their day-to-day life... A random person can simply say, have a blessed day, and it sends them into a depressive spiral. They're filled with anxiety. They're suddenly concerned about a theocratic, fascist autocracy taking over.

0:24:08
Unknown_13: They live in absolute fear and anxiety at all times, even when people are trying to be nice to them. It just soothes that heart, Chad. It soothes the heart. It's like aloe vera. It's a healing element.

Unknown_13: Next, government. What's it up to? Well, actually, this isn't the government. So I learned today that the word superhero, super hyphen hero, and superhero, two words, are all shared trademarks belonging to DC and Marvel. So they can't agree on much, and apparently it's a big deal. They never ever sell each other copyrights and rarely do cooperative stuff, right?

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Unknown_13: But they both own the trademark, I guess through some kind of mutual 50-50 trust, to the word superhero so that they could apply for it to begin with. So isn't that great? To trademark something, there can't be any dispute. So if Marvel said, hey, I want to trademark superhero, and DC said, no, you can't do that. We also call our superheroes superheroes. And if DC did the same, then Marvel will do the same. So they shook on it. They said, we're going to trademark these terms. We'll own them 50-50, and we will both call our franchises superheroes, but everybody else can go fuck themselves. And that was the lay of the land for a very long time. Until... Until... The Superbabies. These Superbabies. They, after many decades of them mutually owning the term, um...

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Unknown_13: superhero. The Super Babies from the UK filed a challenge to the USPTO's holding that Marvel and DC own the term superhero, and DC and Marvel, I guess, were too busy doing blow, masturbating to weird, horrific things. They didn't reply. And what happens when you don't reply to a legal thing, chat? This is something that we should all learn. Everybody in my chat... Because I think this is a misunderstanding, and I've learned the hard way, and so have my friends. What happens if you don't respond to a legal thing, chat? You fucking lose. You lose by default. There's no, it doesn't matter how bullshit it is, if it's been accepted into the court and you don't reply to it, you fucking lose. So guess what? Marvel and DC didn't reply to the Superbabies, and the Superbabies... one they have now claimed the copyright or they have now subjected the term superheroes into public common vernacular and we all can be superheroes now in fact i can call this podcast superheroes on the internet if i want to i can call the hamster a superhero he's my superhero chat i i Chat, you're my superhero. Everybody's my superhero. And I can say that legally because thanks to the super babies, the superhero is no longer the private property of two fucking organizations that I hate.

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Unknown_13: Cool. Great.

Unknown_13: Now on the other end of the base spectrum is the FBI. The FBI has seized a domain belonging to Zlib.se from what I understand. Fuck you.

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Unknown_13: I guess I don't get to fucking open this because I'm using a VPN. No, you can't use a heckin' VPN. Look, I love how the security thing is like this smug-ass fucking fedora. I hate Reddit. I hope everybody involved in Reddit fucking dies peacefully in their sleep as a result of their own lifestyle choices, such as sodomy, such as smoking, such as being fat and having high cholesterol, some combination of these natural lifestyle circumstances they found themselves in. has led them to an imminent and early demise, where they can no longer block by fucking VPN. For no reason. For literally no fucking reason. Oh my god, our Reddit content is so valuable. What if someone heckin' scraped it? We don't want that.

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Unknown_13: Meanwhile, they host our piracy, so... Anyway, Zlib, I'm pretty sure Zlib is just fucking books. Correct me if I'm wrong, isn't Zlib the, um...

Unknown_13: God, what is it? It's literally just a library of, like, scans of college textbooks and shit. Isn't that why they hate it? Because they purposely go out of their way to get college students to upload copies of, like, scans of their college textbooks, and then you don't have to go out and spend $800 fucking dollars on a fucking college textbook? Is this right?

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Unknown_13: All books. Yeah. Yeah. But it's specifically the collegiate books and stuff because there's like one book publishing company that owns like every college textbook in the U.S. And because in the U.S. we've created this sanctioned monopoly for schools to have degrees and you have to have a degree to get work. And there's like a direct link between these monopolies of schools and the textbook industry.

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Unknown_13: And the textbook industry basically updates their textbooks every year. So I remember this was even back when I was in school.

Unknown_13: They basically update a new version to their textbooks every single year, even if nothing's changed. And they just reorder the pages a little bit. So that you can't really one-to-one your curriculum from the old version. They go out of their way to fuck with that. Just to make sure that poor people suffer because fuck you. Buy our new book. Go into debt forever like Ethan Ralph.

Unknown_13: And then, of course, Zlib allows people to upload scans of their books to help their fellow student acquire an education without spending $800 on course curriculum that they don't even fucking need.

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Unknown_13: And as a result, the FBI is very, very sad about that. Oh, no, the book publishing industry is not making hundreds of billions of dollars. Well, I mean, they still are, but just like 10% less than they fear.

Unknown_13: When they calculate the damages of piracy, they basically just like spitball it. They say like, oh, our textbook on this random website was downloaded like 100,000 times.

Unknown_13: So we're going to count each one of those as a sale and say that, oh, your piracy cost us, you know, 800 times $100,000. It cost us $8 million. No, not even. Like, I can't do math. How embarrassing. $8 billion. $8 billion off that one textbook. 99% of our revenue off this textbook was stolen from us by Zlib.

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Unknown_13: And the FBI goes, oh, no.

Unknown_13: And then they shut it down. Criminal. Criminal copyright. Criminal book sharing. Criminal wire fraud. Accepting money in exchange for sharing books.

Unknown_13: Also known as a fucking library and any other point in human history.

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Unknown_13: And money laundering conspiracy. Oh no.

Unknown_13: And then, of course, at the end, because that's like a team of Russians, they say, is he a library? Because the way that Zlib works is that there's like a million different front ends. It's kind of like the Kiwi Farms. They just have like a million domains. And it's like financially impossible for the FBI to track all these domains down and shut them all down. So they have to try and get people to stop supporting the site.

Unknown_13: So usually this is the message. Like the FBI puts up their stamp and says, we did it. We took down the bad guy's website. Mission accomplished. We're returning home. But in this instance, they know that Zlib owns like literally thousands of domains. So they put at the end and say, Zlibr is red. Stealing from copyright holders and pay lip service to their rights. If you value original content, support those who create it and whose livelihoods depend on it however you can. Don't give your money to the Russian cyber criminals who steal from them. This is how they're spending it. And they appear to be camping in a SUV, camping in a really cheap looking trailer, camping in like a cheap motorboat. And then they're at like a hotel with a pool. Oh my God, these Russians that run this website can afford to go to a hotel. They can afford a cheap camper van. They can even afford a cheap motorboat, chat. Oh my God. Oh my God. Think of the poor, poor book publishing company that makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year and can afford to rape babies. I'm not saying that they do. I'm just saying that if they wanted to go to Thailand and rape babies, they could do it and nobody could ever stop them because they're so rich and powerful. But they're less rich and powerful than they would have been if they hadn't have had options, piracy options, available.

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Unknown_11: Think of them, chat. Think of them.

Unknown_13: Fuck you. I can't wait. I'm going to see it in my lifetime. I'm, what's the word? I'm the law of attraction. I am envisioning it. I am bringing it into reality. I will get to live to see the end of copyright in my fucking life. The communists are going to take over, and all the capitalists who own books and own movies will be set on fire, inshallah.

Unknown_13: It's manifesting it. Why is it fucking beeping? Stop beeping!

0:33:41
Unknown_13: Is it really just losing power?

Unknown_22: One second.

Unknown_13: Fuck him. Anyways, next.

Unknown_13: So, as I mentioned, actually, if you're listening to this recording, you wouldn't have heard this joke, but... Stop it!

0:34:13
Unknown_13: Stop beeping! I don't understand. It literally shouldn't even beep. It's a backup power supply. Stop fucking beeping at me.

Unknown_22: Um...

Unknown_22: Okay, one second. Give me a second.

Unknown_22: No, it should be fine. Okay.

Unknown_13: It's not fine, apparently. I lied. You're just going to have to deal with the beeping. I'll tell you.

0:34:48
Unknown_13: There are rockets being fired at Tel Aviv.

Unknown_13: Israel says that this is due to... This is civilian targets.

Unknown_13: And this is causing problems. This is hurting people. And then at the same time, four gunmen in Tel Aviv start killing civilians.

Unknown_22: And... Then...

Unknown_13: What happens? Oh, then they get shot. And now we're like, okay, is World War III going to happen? We will see. But meanwhile, on the television, on Fox News, this is Aaron Cohen. He's an American-Canadian, and he wasn't Israeli, but he gave up his passport for whatever reason. And this is what he has to say about the situation in regards to Iranians.

0:35:22
Unknown_13: Why is the...

Unknown_22: There's a thing completely wrong.

Unknown_17: Let's hear it again one more time. So this is a Fox News correspondent on national television.

0:36:13
Unknown_13: And he's warning people that the Iranians will become unalive. And he further notes that Hezbollah in Hamas has been unalive. And he warns the Iranians that if they wish to remain alive and not unalive, they should comply with Israel's demands.

Unknown_13: Now, I should explain.

Unknown_22: The reason why... Oh my god, I want to go fucking insane. Give me a second.

0:38:06
Unknown_22: Okay. I don't know what else I can fucking do for it.

Unknown_13: Dude, I'm so tired. I just want a place where everything works. Where everything works and I don't have to fuck with it over and fucking over again.

Unknown_13: The origin of the term unaliving is from YouTube and TikTok. Because on YouTube and TikTok, they run advertisements. And advertisers are the lowest form of scum on the entire planet. And they are the only way that big platforms like TikTok and YouTube can financially sustain themselves.

0:38:40
Unknown_13: And they do it by iraping you, by putting enforcing in front of you and drawing your attention to products you don't fucking need for bullshit you don't fucking want, using people that don't look like you, usually in an interracial relationship, and Because they get paid extra and they get to write it off on their taxes when they use interracial relationships in their footage.

Unknown_13: So, these things, for instance, you don't want to have someone talking about suicide while you're showing advertisements of Clorox bleach. So the way that they get around this is that they...

Unknown_13: block and demonetize videos that contain certain words so if you're talking about somebody who has committed suicide by blowing their brains out or drinking bleach then you the system automatically detects this and there's something really wrong with my computer because the power's out again i really don't know what it is the lights are on but it's just that one socket

0:39:45
Unknown_13: So chat, as I get up and I look around the closet, trying to find something of value to me, YouTubers would of course be forced to navigate around the circumstance. And they would do it by using made up words that have the same meaning, but are not detected by the automatic systems.

Unknown_13: For instance, by using terms like unaliving, which effectively means killed or suicide, but without saying the actual term that YouTube doesn't want you to say because their advertisers don't like it. And this would allow them to remain monetized despite talking about the very sensitive topics

0:40:35
Unknown_13: Such a suicide chat. That's what's happening. I've gone into my room and I've connected the extension cable to the wall.

Unknown_14: Now I'm going to take this.

Unknown_14: That's one. My monitor's off again.

0:41:40
Unknown_14: Hey, my laptop's working now. Okay, great. Actually, let me move the cable.

Unknown_13: Okay, chat. So, as I was saying, it is extremely unprofessional for a Fox anchorman when describing terrorist attacks and Israel's retaliation to those terror attacks

Unknown_13: To use the term unaliving, which is a social media meme. Quite frankly, I'm appalled by such things, chat.

0:42:15
Unknown_13: No.

Unknown_13: Next.

Unknown_02: Jolly Biscuit.

Unknown_13: Jolly Biscuit has in his...

0:43:33
Unknown_02: hold up chat hello okay great everything's working now all right next okay so next dolly biscuit chat this is what happened with him

Unknown_13: So, 53, let's just read, let me open this new tab channel. 53 days until the election.

Unknown_13: Right off the bat, we're in a podcast room. This is some kind of podcasting closet, I assume. It's called the Piss and Shit Boys with an I, so you know they're hip and trendy.

0:44:22
Unknown_13: Before we start the show, let's all rise for the singing of our national anthem.

Unknown_13: And then they put in a VHS tape, which kind of ages Mr. Nubly, I'm not going to lie, for two and a half men. And they all sing, men, men, men, men, manly, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, manly, Men, men, men. I am almost 100% sure that that is a real sentence in Chinese.

Unknown_13: Let's continue. Oh, they are still singing. In fact, there's even a very tiny man singing with them.

0:45:00
Unknown_13: It goes, men, men, men, manly men. Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh.

Unknown_13: And then they're saying men.

Unknown_13: Now, one of the manly men... Now, this guy... I've noticed now that they all only have right arms. And I assume... They don't even have, like, a nubbling of a left arm. They only have right arms.

Unknown_13: And I'm assuming... That is Mr. Nubbly implying... That they masturbate vigorously. So, one of the manly men... Asked the piss-and-shit-boy roundtable... So... Did you hear about the news... Did you hear the news about Spinglecat?

0:45:36
Unknown_13: And then he's interrupted by another manly man calling him abruptly a cuck.

Unknown_13: Um...

Unknown_13: I don't know if this is the one that called him a cuck or is a different one. But he's saying this used to be or could even be a third and third manly man. There's many manly men in this table. He says this used to be a real country. Too many men have forgotten the manly ways. And now they're going to make a chick president or top P as one might say. A leader needs tea and a woman can't even get no tea in their pee. And the spingle cat is a low T beta male.

0:46:13
Unknown_13: Yeah, that's a pretty accurate summation of some people, I assume.

Unknown_13: So then there's another guy who's a little bit sad while he says this. He says,

0:46:51
Unknown_13: Now, I think that this is actually an insightful commentary on how masculinity, neo-masculinity, is being presented on the internet chat. How everyone must present themselves in an ultra-masculine fashion in order to avoid being called out for being unmanly.

Unknown_13: This guy obviously enjoys being a cat, but because of peer pressure, he's not allowed to say that. Very interesting chat.

Unknown_13: Another guy says, listen, folks, you need three things to be manly. You need the tight pants. You need to T-Max. And most importantly, you need conspicuous consumption.

Unknown_13: So Nubbly has introduced the term maxing into his lexicon. And then conspicuous consumption is $3,000 sunglasses, $140,000 wristwatch, and $50 dino-nuggy bowl. And I'm actually starting to see that this is a reference to Andrew Tate, I guess, because he's always the one that's like blinged out.

0:47:32
Unknown_13: Now we're at the final row, Chad. $170 million private jet.

Unknown_13: Oh, look, that's a green Bugatti. This is definitely an Andrew Tay reference. $150,000 sport car and a $30 million divorce. I don't know who that's a reference to.

Unknown_13: If you know who got a $30 million divorce, please write it in the chat.

0:48:14
Unknown_13: Now, we have seemingly cut to a completely different collective of...

Unknown_13: Piss and shit boys. They were right arm people like before. But we're now outside.

Unknown_13: And they're dressed up in like Hawaiian shirts. Like in Florida. And they're pointed at a dog.

Unknown_13: Who's just sitting there. And then they run at him. They run at the dog.

Unknown_13: And then for some reason they then end up in jail. After the worst bender ever. How did we end up in a Turkish prison? Truly men are the most oppressed minority. Now who's going to check up my trap? Check on my trap for picking up women.

0:48:48
Unknown_13: And then there is a trap. It's in plain daylight. And...

Unknown_13: It's a sign that points to a block of cheese and says, free cheese on a sign.

Unknown_22: There's also a button.

0:49:22
Unknown_22: I see we're back, Chad.

Unknown_13: Great. I think that Mr. Nubly has identified that there's only one person that reads his comics, and that's me. And he is now deliberately fucking with me personally. He is trying to cause me problems. He is now trying to include references to slobber mutts and European fine cheese in his comics, with the expectation that one day I'll be driven completely insane through a combination of tech mishaps, power outages, and Mr. Nubly comics featuring slobber mutts and cheese shit.

0:49:55
Unknown_13: I assume that's what's happening here.

Unknown_13: Okay, one final thing, and I guess I should say this now while the stream's actually up.

Unknown_13: On Monday, as I promised, I launched the merch run for Halloween.

Unknown_13: I have gravely underestimated demand.

Unknown_13: So if you go to the shop, just go to mattathairnet.com and then click shop, you'll be presented with the two options, the two designs. I think that almost all of...

0:50:30
Unknown_13: Yeah, there's two sweatshirts available left. You got one extra small sweatshirt and then 10 3XL sweatshirts left.

Unknown_13: Then on the Viking one, with the t-shirt, there's 10 extra smalls, 34 smalls, 8 mediums, 25 larges. That's what's left for the Viking t-shirts.

Unknown_13: So if you want one of those, get them right the fuck now, because I'm not putting those back into stock, okay? What happened, they all got fucking bought in like six hours, bro.

0:51:07
Unknown_13: However, the first thing that went and that went out within literally a couple hours was the zip-up hoodies. And they went out so fast that I can backorder on them. So tomorrow morning, I will be submitting in my final addendum to this order so that everything gets out to people about a week out from Halloween.

Unknown_13: and these are on backward. They're all sold out. So I'm letting people back order on this. If you want a zip up hoodie, and this is a thick zip up hoodie. So this is one that like, um, it's warmer than the usual hoodie that I, that I send out. It should be nice and thick for winter. If you want one, it is on back order, but you must, must, if you really want to get in, you must do it before tomorrow morning. Cause I am, uh, tomorrow morning in us time even because I have to finalize it for, um,

0:51:43
Unknown_13: For the printer, which is on the USC's time zone.

Unknown_13: Um...

Unknown_13: Yes, I'm buying a 4XL.

Unknown_13: No, they're all... Dude, let me tell you, they're all sold out. You see how there's no quantities for any of them? That's because they're all gone, and they're on back order.

0:52:22
Unknown_13: But, yeah.

Unknown_13: A couple people asked for big sizes and stuff, so I opened them all up. But I found a way to charge extra. That was my main thing, because they're, like, expensive. And then every size above XL, there's, like, another, like, $3 charge attached to it, because...

Unknown_13: it just uses more fabric so it's more expensive so that's the that's the merch run update I guess I should have bought more I used my previous year's numbers and I bought a little extra and then it still sold all out so I guess I'm really bad at this I don't know okay

0:53:05
Unknown_13: Yeah, that's it. Just go to the internet, go to shop, buy, and like I said, there's a couple sizes left of the trick-or-treat design in the sweatshirt on certain sizes, and then I'm doing backwards on the Viking zip-up hoodie, and that's what's left. And I do accept crypto and card recharging, but I never know how long that shit lasts, so just do it as quickly as possible.

Unknown_13: And that's it. Do I wear my own merch? I do. I have an entire closet full of Kiwi designs. In fact, the Kiwi soup design, I've worn so much that it's faded. That was the 2020. I did that right at the start of COVID.

0:53:35
Unknown_13: I've worn it so much since then that it's only just now started to fade.

Unknown_22: Do I accept bartering?

Unknown_13: No, I do not. Unless you mean cryptocurrency.

0:54:07
Unknown_13: There is XXXL. Yes, there is. They go all the way up to 6XL. And one person had the audacity to ask for a 6XL. I didn't even consider that.

Unknown_13: So I did. I got a shirt. I custom printed a shirt for PPP. And he's a 5X. So I didn't do the shirts on backorder. And I only printed them up to 3X. So there is one.

Unknown_13: Precisely one Kiwi Farms Viking shirt in 5XL. And it has a name on it. It has a name on the name tag. Going straight out to Canada for PPP specifically.

0:54:40
Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: I'm going to move my desk and have to fuck everything up.

Unknown_22: Hamster! The...

Unknown_22: Next, trannies.

Unknown_13: Delightful.

Unknown_13: So, I'm a little bit underprepared to talk about this because I tried to find it and I couldn't find it. This guy named Alexander Zecker, that's him in his mugshot and that's him in his YouTube channel. He is a bread tuber. He's like a small time bread tumor. And he's trying to skinwalk that one tranny that's now like in Game of Thorns or whatever the fuck it's called.

0:55:14
Unknown_13: Or Dungeons and Dragons. I don't know. He tries to be like him. And he last made a video. Like his last video on YouTube.

Unknown_22: Um...

0:56:03
Unknown_22: What was it?

Unknown_22: Oh, is this it?

Unknown_22: I wish they just linked to the YouTube channel so that I could see it.

Unknown_13: Because he had been complaining. Like, his last video was, like, horrifically ironic.

Unknown_13: Oh, my God. What a face, bro. In the industry, that's what we call a hawn. H-O-N. Hawn.

0:56:33
Unknown_13: oh this is it um it was the last video they had posted was um about silence of the lambs and how silence of the lambs made trans women look bad and then he gets arrested for rape it's a 50 it's a full hour long i got i feel like i should be archiving this in real time i don't have um do i have access to the kiwi farms on this i don't think i do actually

Unknown_13: I would archive this. I need to make a note to myself. Let me copy this real quick and send it to myself.

Unknown_14: I should archive it.

Unknown_14: Let's watch a minute of it, I guess.

Unknown_22: And the Oscar goes to... When it comes to horror films, the Oscars don't have a particularly great track record.

Unknown_00: Horror is widely regarded as a genre overlooked by the Academy, and there's a multitude of different reasons for this. Films that dabble in horror are often viewed as being less worthy of recognition when compared to other more typical... British.

0:57:32
Unknown_13: British. Show me your face, weirdo.

Unknown_00: ...comments in Black Swan, as did Kathy Bates for her iconic portrayal of... Does he not show his face?

Unknown_13: Oh my god.

Unknown_13: Transphobia. Let's skip to this. I think this is what I want to hear. Oh, he does show his face. Wonderful.

Unknown_13: right so i want to pre he looks like the big creepy lady from the um where the sidewalk ends larry silverstein books it's this bit by saying everything i've said about the science of the lambs thus far are things that i consider to be true

0:58:16
Unknown_00: The film is a well-made, well-acted, well-directed, superbly written piece of filmmaking that does precisely what it sets out to do in an expert manner. Clarice is a feminist icon, in my opinion, and rightly so. She changed the game, introducing mainstream audiences to a female hero who was neither a love interest or a damn hero. I want to hear you complain about Tranny. I hate it. All of these things are true, and yes, to this day, Lecter is an icon of the genre, a legitimately frightening presence who remains to this day.

Unknown_00: All of these things are true. And yet... Dude, look at those teeth.

Unknown_13: If you get bit by this creature, you die. You're going to get an infection that will baffle scientists. No medicine, no antibiotic, no antiviral medication will possibly cure you of the mysterious plague that will be injected directly into your flesh. I hate it.

0:58:54
Unknown_00: When it's discussed in those terms, I struggle to disagree with absolutely anything that's being said, and yet, well, there's always the elephant in the room. Or should that be Buffalo in the room?

Unknown_13: Shut up.

Unknown_00: Leave me alone. Of course, almost immediately the film drew outrage for its depiction of Buffalo Bill, as we've already covered. Demonstrators even gathered at the Academy Awards when the film was nominated, resulting in 10 arrests after two of the protesters threw things at the red carpet, and others refused to move from an intersection, despite police orders. And good for them. F*** the police. But in more recent years, people have started to acknowledge the harm the film has done... I want to hear more whinging.

0:59:31
Unknown_13: Maybe if I jump to a random place. Ooh, this is like a good spot for this.

Unknown_13: Yeah! This is horror content for Halloween shows.

Unknown_00: okay so obviously youtube isn't going to let me show the whole scene because well youtube but this scene this scene is the moment when i was a kid that i knew that the world was rejecting me it's the moment when i knew that the world was equating me questioning my sexuality and my gender with a psychotic serial murder who abducts and starves young women before killing them and then mutilating their corpses and you know what i'm tired if you feel called out by silence of the lambs um you're probably a bad person

1:00:29
Unknown_13: I think that maybe, just maybe, you're a bad person. There's a part of my brain that's calling out to me. I think I read that he never identified as trans until he was in his 20s. So for whatever reason, trannies love rewriting their own history where it was like, I knew I was doing girl-coded things when I was two and a half years old.

Unknown_13: I once looked at a square of pink, and I thought that I liked that color. And I knew I was a girl right then and there. But if I go back and rewrite their entire history... And this is a keen example of this.

1:01:18
Unknown_13: Six years. Six and a half years in the UK prison system, chat. Sure, I think he's even going to a women's prison. Isn't that wonderful?

Unknown_13: He began identifying as a woman in the period between his assault and the court hearings, but will carry out his sentence in a male prison? What? What? Cool or blimey? Is that a thing that the English can do? Do they have a spine in any capacity? I can't even fucking believe it, Chad.

1:01:52
Unknown_13: What's a... Google co-pilot. Okay. Okay.

Unknown_13: Microsoft co-pilot chat. And then I want to say to the chat.

Unknown_13: What is a very British way to say good job? Can I, can I get an answer to this? Oh, I have to do a cloud flare capture to answer this. Okay.

1:02:25
Unknown_13: I'm getting a reply. It's thinking. Well done, you is a classic Brit-ism. It's polite, understated, and exudes just the right amount of enthusiasm. Perfect for a pat on the back British style. Well, well done, you, I suppose.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_22: This one I have to refresh because this isn't the show the first time for whatever reason.

Unknown_22: Here we do.

1:02:55
Unknown_13: How do we do this?

Unknown_13: This guy is a fan of the podcast. I'm almost 100% sure. And I have some context clues for this. But I consider this chain of messages to be very rewarding. And it gives me a sense of fulfillment. Because I have obviously, even with the warped, twisted minds of an anime avatar, I have flapped my little butterfly wings. And there have been wide-ranging repercussions of this. So this guy had the inclination one day to look deeper into a lot of these women posting L accounts on Zitter.

1:03:38
Unknown_13: And what he has found is that they are almost all cuckold or BBC fetish accounts masquerading as like an anti-white woman gimmick account. Every single one of them. And he has gone through excruciating detail You pull up these accounts and then pull up what they're following and matching them up to their fetish. And I really, really appreciate this guy and his effort. Because what he has done is he has looked at these trends and he's basically ripped them apart. And it's kind of a shameful thing. It's like you have all these guys and they just want to be angry.

Unknown_13: And for whatever reason, it's very popular to redirect that anger onto the white women for whatever reason. And it's very frustrating because it's like many of the people pretend that they're racist. And it's like, well, you can't say that you hate racism.

1:04:26
Unknown_13: That you prefer whites and then hate your own women. That's not how it works. There's only one type of woman that can make white children. And if you hate them, then you're kind of not with the program.

Unknown_13: So I appreciate this guy's effort. That's what I'm trying to say. And I'm debating if I...

Unknown_13: If I want to like take his research and do like a gumroad on it. But I think the issue with that is if I do that, I've never done like a political thing or like a really like, I don't know, it's not really political. It's just like a really opinionated thing. And I'm not sure if I want to do that on gumroad. I don't think that's what people subscribe to the gumroad for, to be quite honest with you.

1:05:01
Unknown_13: So, I don't know. I like this guy's poos, and I wanted to give him a shout out. His name is Boochie Booch, and a lot of his stuff that I saw, I didn't see any weird shit.

Unknown_13: I just scanned his account, but he went through and just went out, and it's like, yeah, they're all like, they're literally either white cuckolds, or they're black people, just like LARPing, as like white people that hate white women.

1:05:44
Unknown_13: I found that interesting. So many people fall for these gimmick accounts on Twitter. Hundreds of thousands of people follow them. And they're just like, they're bullshit.

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_13: How do I introduce this?

Unknown_13: So there's a guy...

Unknown_13: on twitch and i think he had the most subscribers now a subscriber is different from a follower on twitch anyone can follow an account but a subscriber is somebody who actively pays for that account and the average subscription on twitch is five dollars let me check this real quick because i don't i don't know for sure

1:06:26
Unknown_13: Google or Copilot, what is Twitch's cut of subscriptions? I think it's 33%. It might even be half. 50%!

Unknown_13: Top streamers with large followings can sometimes negotiate a better deal, earning up to 70% of subscription revenue. So let's take that number.

Unknown_13: which is closer to what I expected, and we do 306, so it's 121, times 5, times 0.7, and you get $1,073,173.50. And that is how much money a Twitch streamer named Kai Kennett makes every month from his Twitch following.

1:07:16
Unknown_13: This guy makes $1 million, six figures from Twitch, just off subscriptions, not including ads, not including Super Chats or anything else.

Unknown_13: And he has been...

Unknown_13: dethroned by a vtuber named iron mouse and i someone posted a video of iron mouse because it was like oh iron mouse is now the most subscribed youtuber or twitch streamer and they say she's going to do a stream and they post the link to it and i clicked this And I listened to five seconds of baby voice singing. And I'm like, no, bro, this ain't it. And I bowed out. So I didn't get to get I didn't get to form a real opinion. I didn't get to see the reaction to this.

1:07:56
Unknown_13: But black people did react. And the reason why I'm talking about this is because black people hearing that Kai was was mobbed, I think, using their language, using African-American vernacular English, hearing that he was mobbed by a mouse inspired some black hatred.

Unknown_13: Kent Lucek says, chill the fuck out. I'm so deadass Iron Mouse been putting in the work. Y'all just not tapped into the anime shit. Tearing emoji. Jamar says, what was your favorite part of her subathon? Kent Lucek says, I don't watch her, but I've been knowing about her. That's why I'm sticking out for my goat. Casual Sports says, so you just talking? And Jamar says, how's she your goat if you don't watch her?

1:08:32
Unknown_13: Chi 700 says, y'all not tapped into the anime shit? No, we just not 14-year-olds, man. Or anymore, he says.

1:09:06
Unknown_13: Bestinplays301 says, who sits down and actually watches Iron Maus? I have no fucking idea, brother. But, brother, I have no idea. C says, most parasocial subbers ever. Well, you know what? That's where the money is.

Unknown_13: Narcissist says, who is actually watching her? DeAndre Dre says, 400 pound anime niggas that wish they lived in Japan, but their foul stench scare the women away.

Unknown_13: That's pretty true. You know, my last Gumroad video, I combed through the old incel thread on the forum, and I talked about incels for about two hours.

1:09:45
Unknown_13: And I got a reply immediately after I published it. I got a canceled subscription. And that guy emailed me and said, I regret ever supporting you. And I said, just bathe, which was a meme from the video. And then he wrote me back and he said, how are you going to shit talk incels when you're an incel?

Unknown_13: I just replied, I said, just bathe, Royale.

Unknown_13: Is it even a her? The thing doesn't show its face. That's a good question. These black people are what we call in the industry locked in. They seem wise to this.

1:10:22
Unknown_13: Zoe, who looks like a prostitute, says, I'm sorry, who?

Unknown_13: Jacob Amu says, let's give it up for Iron Mouth. She's a force to be reckoned with in the streaming world. Here's to her continued success.

Unknown_13: EverythingBuzzCity says, I don't know who that is.

Unknown_13: But sir, you have an enormous brain packed full of facts and knowledge. How do you not know who the Iron Mouth is?

Unknown_13: Bebo, boy haver. Rainbow flag emoji.

1:10:55
Unknown_13: Can somebody lock this anime nigga up? I don't know where he's at, but whoever is the responsible authorities in this anime nigga's hellhole, can you please grab him by the scruff and throw him into a pit somewhere?

Unknown_13: He says, people who enjoy the company of a cool person, grow TF up, bruh. Best in place says cool person in quotes as if to suggest that Iron Mouse is not a cool person.

Unknown_13: Thank you, Sneedo, for your contributions.

Unknown_13: Okay, so I have some clips from IP2. I've not watched them yet, but I'm going to give you a live reaction because I think they're funny. They're probably going to be funny.

1:11:30
Unknown_13: So this is a black guy that looks a lot like Kanye West, but with a rounder head.

Unknown_13: And I think he's up to something.

Unknown_22: God, I should have preloaded this fucking guy.

Unknown_22: Uh-oh.

Unknown_22: Uh-oh.

Unknown_13: Okay, we'll come back to this, I guess. Okay, we will come back to this. I preloaded this smartly.

1:12:03
Unknown_13: I've talked about this guy for like 47 streams in a row, despite having very limited interest in him. And I made fun of him last stream for not liking Mindless Self-Indulgence, and I played this song, Stupid Motherfucker. Me doing this caused somebody to investigate the video where he does a review of his album, You'll Rubble to Anything. and found Brad's genuine, real reaction to the song Stupid Motherfucker. And we'll watch his reaction and his chat's reaction as he listens to it. Actually, next song, Stupid Motherfucker.

1:13:22
Unknown_13: The visible, palpable discomfort. He hears the word retard. And then he's kind of stoic at that point right there. Hold on.

Unknown_13: See, the first retard drops, and then the second retard drops, and that's where his head slips over, defeated. He was hoping, maybe it's just the one time. But no. I think the guy's name that's like the lead singer for Mindless Self-Indulgence is literally Jimmy Urine, as in piss. So he got dumped on. He got pissed on by Jimmy Urine. The next fucking sentence, there's no holding it back. this dam of pee pee poo poo will wash him out and embarrass him on YouTube. And as his, as it continues, as it continues with the heck and troublesome, uh, ableistic language, he just slumps defeated. The only person in the history of mankind actually felt it by MSI, by Jimmy urine in the flesh. Uh, um and what's even funnier is his chat even as he's like like griping about it like oh i can't believe it his chat uh the first person anime avatar genocider reacts by saying and then hey says classy stuff marry free girls it's the whole album which i assume means that

1:14:32
Unknown_13: They're listening to the second song, because it says the second song is Stupid Motherfucker. So they listen to the first song, and it must have had some heckin' problematic language arena right there. So then Mary Free Girl says, oh my god, this entire album is going to be heckin' problematic.

1:15:03
Unknown_13: stacy the fox a anime avatar tranny for sure says i don't know about this one connor just gives the skull emojis because uh no cap no cap for real this is not bussing david rafael says what the hell genuinely shocked music with ableist language profanity i didn't know that we i didn't honestly i didn't know that kind of thing still existed these days we only have what-ass pussies these days

1:15:43
Unknown_13: Idiotic Vegetal posts an emoticon of a fish, and I don't know what that means. I'm going to be real with you. I have no clue.

Unknown_13: His moderator, literally named Heifer, a actual heifer, walks into the scene and says, Ugh, I hate this.

Unknown_13: Mary Free Girl says, I didn't realize. I don't know what that means. AV says, learn to swim. And I assume that there is maybe some kind of fish meme in his channel where the song has to swim or something. I don't know. In fact, even I see that there's like a fish aquarium in the background. So I'm going to assume that he has some kind of fish motive going on with his streams.

1:16:20
Unknown_13: And that's what the fish means.

Unknown_13: Ken Shabby actually says the sentence.

Unknown_13: I'm putting my fingers up to my mouth like I'm biting all my fingernails at once, ready? And he says, not the R word, because he's just shocked. I can't believe it. And music, the R word. What if a retarded person was listening to Mindless Self-Indulgence? But don't worry about it. I'm retarded, and I listen to mindless self-indulgence, and I think that Jimmy Urine gets the R-word passed. And finally, the last message that I can see before this clip ends, Trav Daris says zero out of ten. Zero out of ten for heckin' offensive. It's actually not a zero. It's an O. O for offensive, Chad. The worst that you could possibly get. Alright, have our videos buffered? Hell yeah, they have.

1:17:00
Unknown_18: ...shit like that, I have nothing to do with it...

Unknown_13: The black man named EBZ just out here straight chillin' and shit, and I think that he's talking, he's like trying to say that he's not responsible for doing something weird.

Unknown_18: Personally, when I hear shit like that, I have nothing to do with it, but I'm personally not gonna stick up for people. For you to even have this many allegations, that means that you're living your life in a way that puts yourself... I like that.

1:17:36
Unknown_10: No, that, that... So, I mean... Yo, what's going on? Yo, what's going on?

Unknown_09: Damn.

Unknown_04: What's going on?

Unknown_13: the guy says film and titties and he's getting beat up for filming titties dude what the are you talking about

Unknown_04: Oh, my God.

Unknown_13: He got attacked by, like, the manager of the restaurant he's in front of. What?

1:18:13
Unknown_04: Why would I do that? Everybody get ready. Why would I do that? Everybody get ready. Why the fuck would I do that? Where you getting that from? People. Three phone calls. Three or four people. What was he doing? What? He said, you're doing video people.

Unknown_13: We got three different calls from trolls saying that he was filming titties or something. So the guy just comes out swinging. And that's him afterwards. He got fucking busted.

Unknown_10: Sucker punched me from the back, like three of them. And three others standing on the side.

1:18:46
Unknown_13: Damn, he sounds dark. Is this motherfucker from Nigeria or some shit? What the fuck is going on?

Unknown_10: Like, oh yeah, we got videos of you making... Then I look carefully and I see a bitch that just came from paying for a meal.

Unknown_10: She's like, oh, you feel me, my tits? You stupid bitch. You don't even have any tits.

Unknown_10: You stupid bitch. And even if you had tits, you really think I gave a fuck so much?

Unknown_10: You corny-ass, cheap-ass man. And that's why I defend Diddy. Do I defend her? For real. That's exactly why I have the opinion I have. Because niggas are just jumping the tangent.

1:19:18
Unknown_10: And forget all reasoning. Oh, I got a call saying you're recording my tits. Who gives a fuck about your tits? If somebody says, oh, they were recording it, you'd be like, oh, okay, well, the person is gone. Thank you.

Unknown_09: Click.

Unknown_09: You're like, oh, my tits were recorded. Oh, my tits were recorded. Oh, my God. My tits were recorded. Oh, oh. Bring the gang. Call the gang. Let's rally up the troops.

1:19:51
Unknown_13: You know where this doesn't happen, ABC?

Unknown_13: Doesn't happen in Nigeria, man. I'm pretty sure... What do you guys think? You think this happens in Nigeria? Nah, man. I bet you there's tons of good content to be filmed in Nigeria. Nobody runs around just beating you and shit for filming tits or anything. I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen in Nigeria, man. I think there's a picture of him with blackout eyes or something. I think there's a picture.

1:20:22
Unknown_22: It was in the...

Unknown_22: It was on the feature thread. I guess not. His eyes were real fucking puffy in the picture that I saw.

Unknown_13: And then this is... Agent Andy and SJ Say did a San Francisco squatter removal. So these guys for content are... I don't know if they're doing this for fun or if someone's paying them. But they're apparently removing squatters. And a knife gets pulled on them. So I'm kind of... I want to see how this goes. You ready?

1:20:53
Unknown_13: Oh, there's a steak sponsorship for this.

Unknown_13: When you lose your house on stake, these guys come and get you.

Unknown_14: Nice house.

1:21:25
Unknown_13: Wow. Imagine having that nice apartment then out your fucking window is like a squatter tent.

Unknown_15: Yeah, they could definitely hear us.

Unknown_13: The situation is basically a construction guy that lives here. And he's been, like, taking advantage of it. Why is this fat Chinaman in San Francisco evicting people and filming himself? He's supposed to do work and, like, stay here.

Unknown_15: But he's been here for over a year. So, uh... Yeah, I don't know why. She's being way too nice. The owner is way too nice. Way too nice. So the owner's, like, dad or something died and, like... they gave the property to the mom and then like it's just she's been way too long you know this guy this like film angle it's like you guys remember those old like history channel like ghosts chasing like the ghost hunters and this is like real world ghost hunters it's like we're at the abandoned san francisco apartment complex

1:21:57
Unknown_13: If there's a squatter with us here, can you make yourself known?

Unknown_13: Shit, man, I'm talking about my fucking big snoot. How long have you been here?

Unknown_13: What is your name? It's kind of like that. So the owner's dad or something died, and they gave the property to the mom, and it's been way too long.

1:22:51
Unknown_03: Smells like shit in here

Unknown_13: There's a very famous movie review by Red Letter Media for the Star Wars movies, and there's a part where Mr. Plinkett is explaining how you kill a hooker that you've locked away in your crawlspace, and he says you've got to use RAID, the fast-kill, low-irritant kind. It's in the green bottle. And I think that's what they're literally doing here. I think they're killing a squatter with RAID. Don't do that.

1:23:27
Unknown_13: I'm not 100% familiar with San Francisco eviction laws. Are you allowed to use raid, fastest kill, low irritant kind to evict people?

Unknown_03: Jesus Christ. Let's see where he's living at. Inside of where he's living. Jeez, that's the most autistic. What was the point of that?

1:23:59
Unknown_04: How do the eggs help with the eviction process?

Unknown_13: Are they, like, afraid of eggs?

Unknown_08: I'm 17. Don't touch my... Oh, my God, he's trying to touch my penis. Call the police. Chuck, call the police. He's trying to touch my penis. He's a...

1:24:33
Unknown_13: Oh my god, that is like a legit psychopath fucking thing to do. These people filming, they are dangerous. Do not ever associate with them. I don't know who needs to hear that. There's 3,000 people listening. If you ever meet Asian Andy or SJC, do not associate with those people. What he just did, it does not matter if this guy is like a squatter or not. That line of talking is something that only an actual fucking lunatic would ever do for any reason, okay? Stay the fuck away from these people. I'm 17.

1:25:12
Unknown_08: I'm 17 years old. I'm 17. Call the cops. Child molester! Help! Rape! Rape!

Unknown_08: Call the police. Chad, call the police. You have the address. Call the police. He's pulling a knife on a 17-year-old. You try to touch my... I'll tell the police you'll go to prison. You're going to go to prison. You try to touch me. I swear to God in my life. I'll swear I got in court. I'll look at the judge in the eyes. I'll look at the judge in the eyes. I know where your mom lives, Tony. He has a knife out. I'm going to go see her. You touched my... I'm 17. You came to me, a 17-year-old...

1:25:44
Unknown_04: Don't touch me!

Unknown_08: Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

Unknown_04: Ray!

Unknown_13: Mason. The content spray. activate the content spray.

1:26:16
Unknown_08: Scuff Jim Carrey. He has a knife.

Unknown_08: He's a Mexican.

Unknown_13: He's a Mexican with a knife. Deploy the content spray eminently.

Unknown_08: I'm 17. They opened the door. What?

Unknown_08: Yeah, I'm 17, dude. Dude, we gotta go to the police. I'm a child. Why is he doing this?

Unknown_08: I'm a child. I'm a child, man. I'm a child. Dude, I'm in college.

Unknown_08: Dude, I'm in college, dude. Yeah, you got my fucking minor child crying because you're fucking threatening me. I'm in college.

1:26:49
Unknown_13: You got my minor child that's living in this house illegally crying, bro. I want LeBron James. Take that motherfucker alley-oop over the wall. Paching, 10 points. Oh, you got the minor daughter crying over there?

Unknown_13: Oh, it's a double. 20 points. 20 points for the Lakers.

1:27:33
Unknown_08: This guy's nuts. This guy's nuts. I have a gun in the car. Should I shoot him? Hey, I'm 17. I'm 17. I'm 17. You're a pile. Tony, you're a pile.

1:28:04
Unknown_08: He pulled a knife on me, dude. That's crazy, dude. I almost got murdered, dude. That's crazy, dude.

Unknown_03: I almost got murdered, dude. No, he was going to murder me in a fucking house, dude.

Unknown_08: He was corning you downstairs. All right, we should go, Justin. That's crazy. He backed off a little bit.

Unknown_11: Yo!

Unknown_13: Bro.

Unknown_13: I'm so glad that these insane people just wander the streets filming themselves these days. That's fucking a little bit much right there, buddy boy.

1:28:37
Unknown_13: Um, is this, I think this is just the content spray part. Do you lock the door? I don't know.

Unknown_15: Just lock the door.

Unknown_13: Yeah, this is the gun. In the car, should I just shoot him? Yeah, that's the content spray part. Okay, cool. Yeah, that's a bit fucking wild. I'm glad I don't live their life.

Unknown_13: I must be signed in to do that. Who the fuck are you to tell me? I run this shit. I run this shit, motherfucker.

Unknown_14: Why the fuck am I even signed out?

Unknown_14: Why is the Blow Blacks thread in the fucking Proving Grounds?

1:29:11
Unknown_22: What is happening? Okay, give me a second.

Unknown_22: I have to sign them.

Unknown_22: Should I do music?

Unknown_22: Sure.

Unknown_13: Yeah, that's that good stuff. That's that calm down time music. Back in the day.

Unknown_13: when the kiwi farms was a much smaller place, there was a whammon that was very active in the chat when we only had one chat room. And there were several like pet autistic people that would post in the chat.

1:29:43
Unknown_13: And, um, there was one in particular, his name was Connor and he was like a fat autistic retard that, um,

Unknown_13: that wanted to write like a book.

Unknown_13: It's called, I even remember the name of the book. It was called redesigning Eva and he disappeared after a while.

Unknown_13: And, um, but whenever he was in chat, he would get cyber bullied really hard. Cause back then the site was small enough. I could just let retards be retards and not ban them for it because people thought it was funny.

Unknown_13: And, um,

1:30:21
Unknown_13: One of the things that that woman would post to kind of like troll this guy when he was having like a Mondo meltdown was this little book called Calm Down Time.

Unknown_13: And I think of this all right now because this calming Kevin MacLeod royalty free music is like Calm Down Time music.

Unknown_13: Suddenly just had a pang of anxiety that I just typed out my password and authenticator code on the screen, but I did not. That's good. I have that going for me, at least. You gotta count your blessings when you count. Here we go, I found it.

1:31:08
Unknown_13: Oh, great. When I sign in, I'm just redirected to the front page instead of the page I was trying to access. That's really nice.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_22: Great.

Unknown_22: And here we have it, chat.

Unknown_22: The book, Calm Down Time.

Unknown_13: She would just post this little book when it was calm down time for everybody.

1:31:42
Unknown_13: Anyways, okay, Blow Blacks. He was streaming as he do. And much like other specific types of streamers, he did a little whoopsie doodle. He had a little uh-oh, a little mistakey wakey. For some reason, this picture is taking absolutely forever to load. And I am running out of ways to say he fucked up in cute ways. But just in time, it shows up.

Unknown_13: Victoria's Secret Checkout. And what's really remarkable about this is that it includes so many details that are so interesting. He's on the global site for Victoria's Secret, on the eShop World page, CA, Canada, where he lives, and it includes the full UUID. And if you ever see a string that looks like this, it's like a hexadecimal string, and it has hyphens after the first eight characters, then four, and another four, then another four, and then you have like 16 characters.

1:32:17
Unknown_13: That is a representation of a 128-bit number, and a 128-bit number has so many unique permutations that I want to say there are more UUIDs that are possible than atoms in the observable universe. It's like a profoundly excessive number. 128 bits is a lot, is what I'm trying to say.

1:32:59
Unknown_13: It's so much that in modern computing, when you want an ID, instead of getting a sequential ID or an index number, as we used to do in the past, we now just pull a number between zero and the maximum limitation of U128, and that's our number. And because there's almost no chance of a collision whatsoever, it's effectively unique always.

Unknown_13: Which means that that number represents the exact specific transaction that he had completed. And someone pulled it up and says, this page no longer exists. Your order has been placed and you can retrieve the details using the order confirmation email by contacting our customer service. Which means that he completed his order and received a confirmation email. And he bought panties from Victoria's Secret.

1:33:34
Unknown_13: We don't know what it is.

Unknown_13: But we know that he hasn't. So he bought the panties. And now he has dirty, crapped panties. Just like Chris Chan, chat. Just like Chris Chan.

1:34:10
Unknown_13: Isn't that interesting?

Unknown_13: It was only a few months ago that he was just like, hey, maybe we shouldn't be heckin' transphobes. And I was calling him absolute fucking scum that should be devoured like the neighbor cattle that he is. And now he's buying panties off Victoria's Secret as a heckin' valid non-binary. You know, someone clipped this for the Man at the Internet channel, and I... I can't... I don't think I can post this anywhere. But let me find it real quick.

1:34:41
Unknown_22: It was pretty funny.

Unknown_22: Since it is Halloween, after all.

Unknown_22: Okay, here, I found it.

Unknown_22: Remember, you're watching the ghost of Mad at the Internet Past.

1:35:14
Unknown_13: And I refuse. I completely refuse. And I think anyone who does subscribe to YouTube to get around advertisements, you're fucking cattle. I said this before, but you're like not a human being. You're like some kind of plant. I should be allowed to eat you because you're not a human. You're just literal cattle that can be slaughtered. I can put meat hooks in you, hang you upside down, butcher you and grill you on a barbecue to eat you because you're not like a real person. Every single person who pays for YouTube Premium to not watch ads is in fact livestock and not a real person. He needs to go on an unhedged rant and call this guy cattle that he intends to eat. I think that me and Oreo, I think that if we barbecued Brad, we could probably eat him in one sitting together. I bet you.

1:35:47
Unknown_13: I'm gonna get him to say that this guy is edible, that we can eat him. I feel like that's in the cards.

Unknown_13: It is actually kind of days to cook and eat sex offenders, I think. Literally, if you give these guys a fucking penny, you're going right to the neighbor cattle slaughterhouse. You're going to be there right next to Hickok 45. They're going to hang you up by your sternum upside down and slit your throat with an automatic saw and butcher you and eat you.

1:36:25
Unknown_13: So in other words, I really don't like advertisers and I really don't like people who reward people who reward advertisers. What I'm trying to say. I mean, I'm just saying it's my there's a book about this. It's called like a modest proposal. Classic, classic American literature. We have an issue in this country. Poverty. My modest proposal? We eat them. Modern day allegory of this? We have neighbor cattle. We have genuine fucking retards that vote. We have people that don't use adblock. My modest proposal? Well, we gotta eat, don't we? I'm not gonna starve on their behalf, chat. I'll tell you that.

1:37:00
Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: Just had a sudden ping of anxiety that I wasn't recording and I had still paused it.

1:37:37
Unknown_13: okay how am i gonna that's irish literature no no no boy it's american now i said so how do i i don't think i don't think my chat is ready for this i know that you're all big boys and manly men but um

Unknown_13: I think that, I don't know if you're quite ready for this. How do I, as your internet father, internet padre, bring you to this realization gently and comfortably for maximum growth?

Unknown_13: Ah, I know, Chad.

Unknown_13: Many weeks ago, I talked about the Rakeda omnibus, and one of the most important details that came out of this had nothing to do with Rakeda. Who did it have to do with?

1:38:34
Unknown_13: Ethan Ralph. And what was that detail, chat?

Unknown_22: Well...

Unknown_13: One of the Kiwi reporters who sat behind Ethan because Ethan decided to sit front row next to Rakeda and his wife.

Unknown_13: One of the reporters sitting directly behind him noticed something. Something peculiar. Something that we've never seen from Ethan Ralph because he wears sunglasses and a hat indoors all the time. It was that Ethan Ralph noticed was bald.

1:39:06
Unknown_13: And so, Ethan Ralph, in his infinite wisdom, decided that today would be the day that he would ridicule the Jewish people by wearing a kippah on stream to desecrate this holy religious garment of the Jewish faith. But in so, Yahweh and the Jews had their last laugh. Because, as you can see, Ethan Ralph is actually fucking bald, properly straight up fucking bald. And he has a comb over that one can only compare to how you would, if you like close your eyes, you put your fingers to your temple and you imagine these words.

1:39:45
Unknown_13: IRS tax accountant, 45 years old, comb over. That exact mental image will be what you see in front of you on Ethan Ralph's head. That is exactly what he has, the comb over of a 45-year-old IRS tax accountant. And the kippah, I assume, would also be on the tax accountant's head. So it just so coincidentally happens to be the same type of hat as well.

1:40:28
Unknown_13: He lied. He straight up lied because I made fun of this on the Kiwi Farms Twitter account. He lied and said that he's not any more Jewish people to stream. Let's do this again. Chat, can you hear this? Can you hear the luxurious sounds of my thick Italian hair? Because I assure you, it's quite real, chat.

Unknown_13: Sorry, I tried to put my headset on. The left ear cup smacked me in the fucking head. It slipped out of my finger.

1:41:00
Unknown_13: Now, Ralph, I'm trying to be a good boy here and help you out.

Unknown_13: So when I was, many years ago, when I was a fan of Chantel, and she was not fat and boring. She was fat and sassy still.

Unknown_13: She had really bad hormonal issues because she was so fat, and she also had her uterus removed, so her hormonal situation was not good.

Unknown_13: During her Get Ready With Me streams, where she did her makeup and talked about dumb bullshit like doing coke, she would use a product that I had never heard of before.

1:41:41
Unknown_13: It seems to be a little bit of a niche product, and the people who use it probably don't want to talk about it too much because it's a little bit embarrassing. It's called Kaboki. Now, I don't want to... This is not an advertisement, but I am just trying to help a neighbor out, and Ethan Ralph is nothing but a neighbor.

Unknown_13: You can buy this product and reclaim your confidence, they say. Real results, real reviews. Let's check out one of these. This is the first one. This is for dark hair. I don't know. Maybe he wants a gray one because he's already going gray. Get one of those. I just want to show you the before and after pictures. It's like this weird silica.

1:42:18
Unknown_13: Fuck. I fucked up my mic by moving it. it's like a silicon dust and it's like you see the before and after you just kind of like it kind of like grows and like hairs you like put it on your head and like pull it out and it like makes like these spindly natural looking fibers and it kind of fills in your bald spot so um right here you're i mean this is more for women guys just cope and do the comb over this guy this guy's like ethan ralph

Unknown_13: See how natural that looks? I'm just saying, bro, you don't have to live like this. You don't have to wear the comb over of shame. You don't have to wear a hat indoors. You can just get some Kaboki, the 30 gram 90 day supply for $35. The Ralph and Mel can afford a $35 bottle of hair thickener. And then nobody can make fun of you and call you bald. And you can even do cute little get ready with me.

1:43:27
Unknown_13: Hello? The XLR cable in my microphone just pulled out.

Unknown_13: Bro, this stream is cursed. The spooktober month is in full force. I'm being haunted by the ghost of bald people, I think.

Unknown_13: Anyways.

Unknown_13: Kill stream. Okay, so this is... I don't know what this is. I think that...

Unknown_13: okay so what happened is that ralph did this stream where he showed that he was bald and he promised his pay pigs that he would wear the jew cat for the entire week but then he got pointed out that he was bald as and he says that he's not going to do it anymore so i want to hear him cope and see you for a minute i missed the beginning of the show did ralph take off the kippah to throw off the iranian missiles

1:44:13
Unknown_13: Oh, back to the Kansas City Chiefs hat.

Unknown_13: This motherfucker, by the way, he's from West Memphis, Arkansas. Kansas City's in Missouri, right? Has this fat motherfucker ever stepped foot in Missouri? Like, why? I don't understand. Why not support the home team?

Unknown_20: Wear it for the whole week. I'll wear it again one day. I just didn't feel like wearing it today.

Unknown_20: The Kino Casino hat.

Unknown_13: I don't have the fucking pin that you're supposed to have to make it stay on your hair.

Unknown_20: Oh.

Unknown_13: Oh my god, I know exactly what he's talking about. Give me a second.

1:44:49
Unknown_20: And then yesterday they were like, of course the A-Logs were like, did Ralph dye his hair? Because my hair was black. And it's like, no, my hair was wet, you idiot. Your hair turns black when it's wet. I don't know if this is a big secret or...

Unknown_20: I mean, if it's a darker color, right?

Unknown_13: Okay, here it is. Here's the other product you got to buy, bro. It's called Kippa It On. And for some reason, I know this off the top of my head. The original do-it-yourself in a Kippa clip. America's favorite Kippa clip. It's, brah, it's $4.49 for a pack of two. That is a steal.

1:45:19
Unknown_13: From that break, you're stealing from me, brother. So you just put this in, and you can't put it on. Come on, Ralph. Figure this shit out.

Unknown_20: Your hair, it's wet. My hair was wet. And then they're like, Ralph's going bald. Which I'm not. My hair is thinner. Because it's gray in a lot of places.

1:45:53
Unknown_20: But, like, Ralph's going bald. It's like, nah, dude, I had a hat on before that. So I went and wet my hair and brushed it.

Unknown_20: So I didn't, you know, my hair wasn't all fucked up.

Unknown_13: So that looked like a 45-year-old IRS tax account.

Unknown_20: If I did dye it, it'd probably be blonde or something crazy. So, like, it wouldn't be black.

Unknown_22: Oh, interesting.

Unknown_13: cool okay so ralph in copesville desperately buying a bottle of kaboki and a kippa it on

1:46:34
Unknown_13: And that's all that he's up to. He's being fucking boring again. He needs to start doing pills so he can be more entertaining. I think that's fair to say. Meanwhile, our favorite Catboy Purr has some words of wisdom. This is, of course, on the incel topic.

Unknown_21: I wanted the whole thing.

Unknown_01: You know, you're a fucking fake cell, okay? You're a fake cell drug dealer. That was a journalist, and you'll see because the movie's going to come out in like four weeks, and I'll be wearing the same outfit in the same episode. Don't be questioning. Excuse me, nephew. You are in no position to question my credentials. I've been an incel my entire life, you stupid bitch.

1:47:10
Unknown_01: The only people sliding into my DMs are trannies. You know that?

Unknown_01: Because this lie has been promulgated that I like trannies, the only people that DM me are, that slide in my DMs are trannies. They're like, hey, I heard you like trannies.

Unknown_01: I fucking don't.

Unknown_01: False advertising.

Unknown_01: I'm a real fucking incel. You're not an incel. You're tall, muscular, and you're a fucking normie. I'm a real incel. How dare you? How absolutely dare you question my credentials?

1:47:42
Unknown_01: I get solicited and propositioned by fucking freaks. Freaks, ugly chicks, fatties.

Unknown_01: And you, I mean, you're probably drowning in it over there. Don't even lie. Hit the Benjamin again. Hit the fucking Benjamin again while you're knee deep in... It's a family show, so I don't want to get vulgar here, but...

1:48:13
Unknown_01: Elliot Rodger would fucking kill you, dude. He would hate me. Elliot Rodger would kill you.

Unknown_01: Anyway.

Unknown_01: So yeah, as a real journalist, please.

Unknown_13: So this stream comes after, I think, his stream where he brought a woman on and was like, wow, you got those bazongos. I mean, is she looking fine, chat? And he's like, I'm totally a heterosexual. And now all the incels in his community, which is a lot of them, is like, what the heck? You can pull babes? You can get a woman to talk to you? You're a fucking fake cell, bitch, motherfucker. And that, like, upsets him.

1:48:50
Unknown_13: And I don't know why. Dude, okay, I gotta say.

Unknown_13: And I'm being honest here. Like, I think, I hope that a lot of people who listen to me don't consider me super petty. And if that sounds weird, I promise you, I make a deliberate effort to not make the most obvious statements about people. Because... I think the obvious statements don't need to be said, and there's funnier things to be said.

1:49:27
Unknown_13: Nick Fuentes looks ugly in this, and I don't know what's happened to him, but he looks full fucking goblin in this. He looks really bad, and I don't know what it is. He's gotten older.

Unknown_13: He looks bad, and then in this, at the end in particular, what the fuck is up with his face? You know what I mean? Has he gained weight? It's twink death, right? He's like 25 or some shit. He's only been around for a while, right? Like he was, I want to say he was underage when Trump was getting into office. So how old is Nick Fuentes? 26. I did not expect that, bro.

1:50:06
Unknown_13: Now I feel old. Like I'm pretty sure he was like 18 when Trump was elected. So it's been a while, huh?

Unknown_13: He does look like Patrick Tomlinson, you're right. Has he gained weight for real, though?

1:50:39
Unknown_22: I'm not one to talk, but... I don't know, he just looks bad, man.

Unknown_13: I don't know, like the genuine anger in him. I think it's just like, what happens with Nick is that when he starts getting shit from his own fans, his fuse gets really short. And I think that he feels like he's in a zwugzwang, which of course is one of my favorite words. And it's like he has to beat these allegations that he's a faggot. But at the same time, he can't do so without pissing off his most elite, hardcore audience, which is like super misogynistic and hates women and is incels. So he's kind of in a bad place. And I think he feels that pressure.

1:51:22
Unknown_14: I don't know.

Unknown_13: I'm so mystified by Nick Fuentes. I don't talk about him as much as PPP does, because I think that PPP genuinely hates him due to his trad-cath LARP, and he finds that personally offensive to a level.

Unknown_13: But I find the size of his audience to be a point of curiosity to me. I find things like this interesting.

1:51:56
Unknown_13: Is this deepfake? No, it's not. It's just Nick.

Unknown_13: Cool. There was something I had missed, by the way. I recalled while listening to this. Let's see if I can find this really quick.

Unknown_22: I have this in my notes, but I don't have it in front of me. It's all the way back here.

Unknown_22: No, not even. It's even two pages back from that.

1:52:42
Unknown_22: Okay, here we go.

Unknown_13: I was thinking, what the fuck did Ralph do to his overlay? And now I realize that it's a troll edit. It's like a restream or something.

Unknown_13: Ralph, that's probably the worst overlay you've ever had, buddy. Okay.

Unknown_19: How much credit debt do I have?

1:53:14
Unknown_19: Quite a bit. I'm not going to pay any of it. Just like most Americans, I'm not going to pay any of it.

Unknown_20: And most of that student loans, like literally 60 grand of that student loans. And then I think there's like 20 or 25 grand on the truck. So probably about 15K credit card debt.

1:53:46
Unknown_20: And I'm not going to pay it, so whatever.

Unknown_13: So he is 60K in debt, and then he says that he's only 15K in debt from credit card debt, and he's not going to pay it back. I think he's way, way deeper in credit card debt than he is letting go on.

Unknown_13: and that's not even including the IRS now far be it from me to talk about the IRS because I hold them in utter contempt and I've crunched my numbers and for when I return to the US I lose my expat tax credit and I've crunched my numbers and I cannot fucking believe how much money they're going to take from me because I don't make that much and they're going to take a lot of it and I honestly I don't know how Americans are doing it Because I look at the cost of living calculators and just how much more rent's going to cost me. Groceries are going to be three times what they are in Serbia. And it's like, I don't know how Americans are doing it. How do you get by? I guess the answer is that you fucking don't. It's...

1:54:42
Unknown_13: They have to pay for healthcare and shit, and then they take all your fucking money, all your fucking money to pay for black people. Like, literally, 50% of your taxes go to paying black people not to rape and murder. 16% of it goes straight to the IRS for the privilege of being taxed.

1:55:18
Unknown_13: And everything else the federal government does is either fits into that remainder of, like,

Unknown_13: What, like 25%?

Unknown_13: Or it's taken out as loans against your kids and your own future. Isn't that pathetic?

Unknown_13: Dude, I don't know. I crunched the numbers and shit. I'm just like, I have no fucking idea. The only thing I can think of is that I just have to open a 401k and a health savings account, and I have to do literally everything possible to keep myself from having any earned income whatsoever. Put all that money back into tax advantage accounts, because... I don't know how people fucking do it.

1:55:57
Unknown_13: Though Ralph better be careful because he can dodge the debt collectors and I guess just have no credit and be bankrupt and a loser and living in Mexico forever.

Unknown_13: But if he taunts the IRS, it's probably not worth it for them to collect from him now. If he thinks that he can tax-dodge Mexico, he's very wrong. I think every Latin American country has an extradition treaty with the U.S. specifically for taxes, but especially Mexico.

Unknown_13: And they won't make an example out of him until he starts bragging about it. Because there's a threat. Like, if you say don't pay taxes, the IRS looks into you really hard. Because I think the statistic is that if 1% of taxpayers...

1:56:36
Unknown_13: if voluntary taxpayers stop paying taxes, the whole system collapses. I think that's what their calculations, their estimations and simulations have come up with. It takes 1% of people to stop paying tax for it to completely collapse. So he just better watch himself is what I'm trying to say.

1:57:12
Unknown_13: Mexico is next to... I mean, the whole fleeing to Mexico thing is like a meme.

Unknown_13: They have extradition treaties, and they even hunt you down for child support. If you're like a cholo, and you flee California to go to Mexico because you don't want to pay child support, and you're that petty, they'll hunt you down for fucking child support, too. Los federales. You're not immune to shit in Mexico. It's a fucking meme if you think Mexico is like some kind of outlaw fucking wild west. There's no government. We pay them. We pay Mexico to give us shit. And they're like, okay, you want to give us mucho dinero for this fat retard? Here you go. On a silver platter as you requested.

1:57:48
Unknown_22: Um, cool.

Unknown_13: A better retirement. If you don't under report, I'm not saying under report that's because that's illegal, but it like what, what I understand from rich people is what they do is they reinvest all their money so that they have very, very little reportable tax income. And that's not under reporting. Under reporting is lying and saying that you didn't make as much as you actually did. I'm saying like, you got to put your money into tax advantage accounts so that you don't, um,

1:58:23
Unknown_13: Is that you don't have to pay tax on that money. And your actual reportable income is lower. Or taxable income is lower.

Unknown_13: Yeah, if you think that you can hide in the cum countries, you're wrong.

Unknown_13: Anyways, do you guys hear that? Do you guys hear that spooky ghost? 15.

1:59:02
Unknown_16: Gambling Ghost Just when you think you've seen it all, you find a ghost in the background of a gambling stream. Kick streamer Bossman Jack is sitting there gambling away his life savings, and there's just an apparition. And it's just standing there menacingly. But that's not the worst part. The worst part is that my nigga Bossman Jack has lost it all for the thousandth time. No more juice for my nigga and she yate.

Unknown_13: I just lost it all. It's all gone. Wow, dude.

Unknown_16: What the fuck, dude? I don't even know why I play that shit anymore. And the ghost is sitting there laughing its ass off.

1:59:49
Unknown_13: Very cool. Thank you.

Unknown_13: It is true. That's a true-to-life depiction of that spooky ghost and what he's up to.

Unknown_13: um boss man is in rehab he pledged to his viewers in the brief stream he did before going to rehab after getting out of jail that he would try to stream from rehab on the weekend when he had access to his phone but the little ratatouille rats from reddit and discord um docks the location the rehab facility that he was at and called them up and he lost access to his phone

2:00:22
Unknown_13: So, in the brief time that he had it, he streamed for, like, just a minute before he lost his phone, before they doxed him.

Unknown_13: And he posted this picture. There he is, my boy. What a handsome lad. What's funny is that I think Bossman's the same age as Nick Filantes. I want to say he's either 26 or 28, maybe 28. He's, like, two years older than Nick, and he's got all those fucking...

Unknown_13: Those are like some of the craziest, uh, crow's feet I've ever seen on a person. It's unreal.

Unknown_13: Gamba and cracker Ruski crack rock is not easy on the body jet. That's it.

2:01:02
Unknown_13: Um, there's a little bit of slop, sloppity slop. I have some content, just random shit.

Unknown_13: So if you don't know, back in the day, um,

Unknown_13: There was Kay's Cooking, and I did entire streams where I would just watch Kay, and she did the same kind of things over and over again.

Unknown_13: So we made bingo cards, and we just had a little bit of fun watching Kay cook. Then at some point, Kay just started using the automated YouTube DMCA stuff to take down archives of my streams and copyright them and shit. And I stopped paying attention to her. And it has been a recurring thing that people who go back into the archives and watch old streams suddenly decide, I wish I could see all these Kay cooking streams again. Why don't you talk about her anymore? And I don't talk about her because of the DMCA stuff. I just find that kind of copyright cuckoldry completely unconscionable. I even wrote her, I wrote her like an email saying like, Hey, you know, I started watching your stuff before you were popular. I showed you to a ton of people, thousands of people. And then you got like multi-million subscriber YouTube channels talking about you and your channels blew up. And it's like, your DMCA shit is hurting your reach. You're not making any friends doing this. It doesn't make any sense. And she still does it. So it's like, fuck her. I'm not going to do that. Um,

2:02:21
Unknown_13: But that does not mean that our quest is over, chat. That's not how this works.

Unknown_13: Oh, God damn it. I can't view this signed out.

Unknown_13: Let me log in with my TikTok. Someone has suggested that I look at this cook. She is British. She's 48 years old.

2:02:56
Unknown_13: She does TikTok cooking, and inshallah, we may have success with her.

Unknown_13: TikTok silently blocks proxies, so I'm going to try to sign in and hope that that works.

Unknown_22: I don't even like sending me the fucking login code. I hate that. I really, truly hate that.

2:03:28
Unknown_22: Everything What's the name of the app tick tock has like a Chinese name if you look at on the fucking It's like Julie Julie, oh Liquid K. Yeah, it's liquid K. Basically. Yeah, that's so fucking

Unknown_13: It was actually the Jiliao app. That's what it's stored under. Also called Musically in the app name.

2:03:58
Unknown_13: So while I'm signing in, I paused the recording so I can chat just a little bit.

Unknown_13: And at the internet.

Unknown_22: And inshallah... This will actually work and I can watch this a lot.

Unknown_22: Um...

Unknown_13: So while I'm filling this in, let me regale you with a story. I watched a movie yesterday called, I think, The One Child Policy or One Child Nation.

2:04:38
Unknown_13: And it is a brutal, absolutely fucking brutal documentary about what the actual practical effects on the lives of people were under the one child policy. China and how they how they actually enforced it Like the things that they did to people like against their will and in how they enforce that it was like I Like I'm pretty familiar with like Chinese shit, and I can I could not fucking believe it Okay, I'm gonna try changing my fucking VPN location. This doesn't work. I just says I'm just gonna jump off a fucking boat. I

Unknown_13: Something went wrong. You know what went wrong? You're blocking my fucking VPN for no reason whatsoever.

2:05:24
Unknown_22: Is there like a bibliogram allegory for TikTok?

Unknown_22: Can I do it on LibreWolf?

Unknown_22: Yeah, they forced sterilized hundreds of thousands of people.

Unknown_13: And they spoke to some of the guys. I guess I should unmute. So I was talking to chat while I was trying to figure out TikTok.

2:05:58
Unknown_13: I was talking about the one-child policy, and there's a movie that came out either called One Child Nation or One Child Policy. And it's just a documentary about the practical impact that the one-child policy had on people in China. And the one-child policy only ended in 2015.

Unknown_13: But they talk about the propaganda, they talk about the operas and shit that they made, the graffiti that they plastered everywhere about one child. And then they made it like two-child policy after 2015. And they just contrast that with how they do these little operas where the children are singing. The one-child poverty is the best poverty. The nation's readers have figured everything out. It's for national prosperity and is the best poverty. And then at the end, they show the recent videos and operas that they put out for the two-child policy where it's like, one child is too little and three children too much. Two-child poverty is the best poverty. Our nation's readers have figured this out. And it's like really, really genuinely dystopian.

2:06:36
Unknown_13: It was a little bit fucking nuts.

Unknown_13: Uh, and it like the, the stuff about like the forced sterilizations and the abortions, like the fucking, there was a artist and he was a Christian artist and his name was, I want to say, uh, Pang Wong or Wang, Wang Pang, Wong, Wong Pang. And he, I can't do this.

2:07:26
Unknown_13: I can't do this fucking TikTok puzzle. Like, their captcha is just fucking broken. It's like a thing where you have to spin it, but if I click it anywhere, it just fucking breaks. Drag the slider, and then if I click it anywhere, it fucking breaks. Okay, I can't watch this. I'm broken with the Chinese app. Anyways, he would find, like...

Unknown_13: Medical waste bags and just like he would take the you know It's in these dirty Chinese rivers like the Yangtze or whatever really like trash fucking everywhere And he would just find these brightly colored yellow medical waste bags and tear them open or look at look around because they might not be closed and there would just be like a dead baby in it and I would take these pictures and he has like an entire collection of all these dead babies that were killed because they were over the child limit and And the mothers would talk about like leaving the dead babies out in like the wet meat markets just to like be picked apart by mosquitoes and shit and slowly die over three days. It's like a genuine like I have a pretty strong constitution.

2:08:17
Unknown_13: But listening to these people and these, like, officials talk about, like, well, of course it was horrific. I cried and I threw up and I couldn't sleep and I feel very guilty about it. But the government said I had to do it. It's like every single one of them said the exact same things. Like, of course I didn't want to give up my baby or kill her. But the government said I had to. What choice did I have? And they all said the exact same thing. Like, well... We knew that we were trafficking abandoned children to orphanages to be sold to the West in adoption schemes under the guise that they were given up and not forcibly taken from them. But the government said I had to do it. What choice did I have? Just over and over and over again. They all said the exact same fucking thing. It's like, Jesus, people.

2:08:58
Unknown_13: Crazy.

Unknown_13: But I found it very stark because it's like... I think that there's a sort of...

Unknown_13: Like, even with liberals. Like, they'll look at that and say, oh, those are just Chinese people. Those aren't Changs. All they can do is listen to the government. That's not how it would be in the U.S. if we implement these policies. But when they look at white families with, like, 14 kids in the quiver pool, they get angry. And they start talking about how we should force sterilize women. And it's like... They're the exact same fucking thing. The white liberals educated in Portland are the exact same fucking thing as the Chinese revolutionaries in the fucking Beijing that want to implement forced sterilization programs of certain undesirable populations in the country.

2:09:39
Unknown_13: Anyways.

Unknown_13: Sorry, instead of a TikTok segment, I'm going to rant about China.

Unknown_13: And you know me, I usually, when I talk about China, I talk about modern China and how I, in particular, how I believe, and I still do, that people do not take China seriously enough. And people tend to demonize them as being unintelligent, unresourceful, uninventive, and unthreatening. Just weak, meek, and mild people that can be conquered if ever needed to be conquered. And I... I think that China is a very scary place, and it should be treated with that kind of respect, not necessarily in how you respect your parents or whatever, but how you respect a formidable upcoming global economic and military threat. And people get angry at me when I say that.

2:10:20
Unknown_13: Don't get angry at me.

Unknown_13: You know I speak from the heart, okay?

Unknown_13: Um...

2:10:59
Unknown_13: Is there something funny I can do before I close the stream? Because now I've bummed everybody out.

Unknown_13: How about this? Can I watch the fat lady's YouTube channel? And... Does she have like a YouTube or something? Hold up.

Unknown_13: What's her name? Auntie Jackie. Top housewife Auntie Jack. Top housewife Auntie...

Unknown_14: Maybe she has a YouTube channel. That'd be awesome.

Unknown_14: No, it's on TikTok.

Unknown_11: Oh, she has an Instagram.

2:11:32
Unknown_14: Can I use that?

Unknown_14: No.

Unknown_13: Instagram is the exact same fucking shit, man. Dude, I'm so triggered. I'm so triggered by these fucking 9x16 bullshit fucking apps.

Unknown_22: Wait, I think I might have found a bibliogram for TikTok.

Unknown_13: Oh!

Unknown_22: Oh my God, I found a bibliogram for TikTok.

Unknown_13: Okay, everybody, please give me your energy. Please tell me that this fucking works.

2:12:06
Unknown_14: Okay.

Unknown_13: Hold up, let me open it on the other browser. I think I found a bibliogram for this.

Unknown_14: Oh, dude, I'm so psyched.

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: Okay, okay, okay.

Unknown_22: Okay, great.

Unknown_13: Auntie Jackie. Top housewife. 48-year-old wife. Cooks for working husband. Back up.

Unknown_13: Auntie Jackie. UK flag. Banger. Straight banger. I'm liking everything I see. Let's find something recent. One month ago.

2:12:38
Unknown_13: Blue collar husband pasta.

Unknown_22: Okay, let's see it.

Unknown_13: Okay, so she has a frozen bag of Atlantic salmon and spinach pasta. So everything in this, all the requisite components of this dish are already in this bag.

2:13:11
Unknown_13: That appears to be a very, very, very, very dirty skillet with used oil that she is dumping this into, including the ice, which is going to explode in the hot oil.

Unknown_13: Only assumption that the oil was hot, which it's not because, of course, why would she preheat the oil to cook in? She's just going to warm that fucker up.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_13: Okay, so she just added some seasoning. She added some lorries and some salt.

Unknown_13: Dude, I'm always so suspicious of anything posted on TikTok at this point. Because it's like, I don't see, Auntie Jackie could be AI generated. Like, someone went to a computer program and said, generate me a fat looking British woman. And then they just cooked this shit and they just posted it on TikTok. And they captioned it specifically, making my blue collar husband salmon pasta before his 12 hour shift. And the meme is that this is soul crushing shit.

2:13:59
Unknown_13: I'm so sad and angry.

Unknown_13: You see her on my FYP all the time. What's a FYP? I saw it was tagged that. FYP and then there's like a little Korean smiley emoji. Is that like cooking?

2:14:34
Unknown_13: For you, Paige?

Unknown_14: Salt and pepper. I know that's out of a bag, though.

Unknown_22: Ooh, that looks good.

Unknown_22: When I say good, that looks terrible. Let's see this.

Unknown_13: Fuck your pasta. That's a good one, you little sponge. I like that answer.

2:15:06
Unknown_13: Okay, we got weenies and gravy. Wait, did she put the chopped weenie in and then the greens? What the fuck is that?

Unknown_13: So she has like a tin and they sell this? It's a tin with beans and bean gravy with like sliced weenie and faggots. And that's the thing that we're going to be putting into the skillet that hasn't been cleaned in its existence.

2:15:44
Unknown_13: Does the carbon add to the flavor?

Unknown_13: Dude, the comedic timing. This has to be a joke. Like, the way it just, like... And then, like, she hits it with, like, another pound of salt. Like, there you go, you little fucker. Enjoy.

2:16:18
Unknown_13: It's just gonna get soggy. What are you doing? Lego my Eggo lady, what the fuck are you doing to it?

Unknown_13: dirty plate plastic plate and then she's like separating the weenies and meatball and the the beans from each other that has to be like a deliberately sacrilegious thing in the uk like you don't separate the franks and beans from each other and then instead of just pouring it out she's gonna like scoop it up specifically with a strainer thing so that as much gravy as possible seeps out of it

2:17:02
Unknown_13: It's so blackened from the... Okay, I'll watch another. That's the great thing about TikTok, right? It's short. I'm so skeptical of this. With Kay, you saw her. You saw what she looked like, and you knew that she was fucking real. I don't trust you, Aunt Jackie. I don't think you exist. I think you're an Asian man. This is an apartment...

Unknown_13: and Shinjin, and this is a little Korean man, and he deliberately humiliates the British by pretending to cook their food for outrage bait.

2:17:44
Unknown_22: Oh, the prawns. Okay, I'll watch that.

Unknown_13: Sorry, my connection is dying again. I don't know why. I'm just watching YouTube or TikTok or whatever.

Unknown_13: She made these all in the same pan. That's a great skit. That's deliberate. It's like you start like a cooking TikTok channel that makes deliberately bad food. And the meme is that you buy like a brand new sparkling clean nonstick pan day one. And you never clean it. And it's just like obvious that it's never clean again. And if anyone calls it out, you just reply, you're seasoning it. And then, like, leave it there and don't argue back and forth. That's actually a good gimmick. That's funny.

2:18:17
Unknown_13: She broke all the pasta. She's, like, deliberately fucking it up.

Unknown_13: The prawns are just completely attached with heads and everything.

2:19:03
Unknown_13: So that's how you know a little Chinese man in Shenzhen did this, because no fucking white person is going to be cooking a prawn with the head on.

Unknown_13: Bro, all the specks of carbon from the prior cooking.

Unknown_13: she's using she's using tongs she's it's the tongs are just ridiculous cause it's like you're emptying the entire fucking plate out anyways so what the fuck is the point of that okay I think I'm being trolled but that's pretty funny regardless okay finally that's a better mood that's a better mood to end on chat a little bit of not K's not for real cooking

2:19:57
Unknown_13: It's kind of like synthetic, chat. It's kind of like a synthetic. You had the real Kay.

Unknown_13: But then she became gay with the DMCA. And now Kay is gone. And all we have is Top Housewife. Who doesn't fucking exist. Shocking.

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_13: Superberry segment.

Unknown_13: Humble Guardsman for one says, a pity that we can die but once for the Emperor's service. The Emperor protects. Thank you. TB Deluxe for two says, Josh, it's now spooky time. Spooky time is best time. I am excited. Are you excited? Get excited for spooky time. I'm very excited. I'm a fucking idiot at this moment. I am perfectly excited.

2:20:29
Unknown_13: KY Tech Guy for 20 says, this is my fourth time trying Whataburger and frankly, this shit sucks. The burger is trash and the fries are kind of soggy. Sounds like your place sucks, bro. Where I was at, we never served no cold fries.

Unknown_13: Sorry to hear that. Maybe it sucks now. I don't know. It's been so long.

Unknown_13: The U.S. scorched earth. Disgusting. Even Whataburger. Bad. Tragic, Chet.

2:21:01
Unknown_13: Lacunae for two says, What do you think of the Halloween film Corpse Bride? Shit scared me when I was a wee lad.

Unknown_22: Let me check. I don't...

Unknown_22: Oh, okay, I've seen this movie one time, and I don't remember it at all.

Unknown_13: I saw it like a couple years ago, I think, and I don't remember anything about it. I remember there was a piano involved.

2:21:34
Unknown_13: I might rewatch it. It is the season, Chad. It is the season. I'll let you know how I think about it.

Unknown_13: Bunker Housing for one says, do not forget to talk about Godot, motherfucker. Shit. I did horrifically almost end my stream like eight times trying to talk about Godot, so I hope it was worth it.

Unknown_13: Asian Tech Support for five says, Josh, I have a question in urgent need of answering, and there is a link to the Kiwi Farms, and I pull it up, and I urgently anticipate my site loading quickly for me so that I can answer this question.

2:22:11
Unknown_13: His question says, Odd question. I got my order in yesterday, and I'm all set, but this year has been good to me financially, and I wouldn't oppose tossing a couple hundred extras to roll hoodies for Kiwis who, for whatever reason, were unable to get one this run. Is that possible, too? Is this able to be facilitated impartially?

Unknown_13: No, it's not. Like...

Unknown_13: I would have... Like, I have no idea how I would facilitate that in any way, shape, or form.

Unknown_13: And, like, take money from you and then, like, give it out to a couple people. And then, like, have them... Because one of the great things about the way I do the merchandise run is that it's anonymous, right? So it's like... Even in the absolute worst case scenario, there is no association between the merchandise buyers and their forum accounts, anything that they say or do. And I try to keep it that way. So, yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't have a good way to organize that. Thank you for the offer, though.

2:22:43
Unknown_13: Judy Tester says, Happy October. Can you sum up the stream with a normal word and a spooky word? Thank you.

Unknown_13: Tech support or tech issues would be my normal word, and spooky tech issues would be my spooky word.

2:23:25
Unknown_13: I think that's accurate. Eleventh Circuit produces spooky, scary, scantling, tense, and shivers down your spine. Drinking skulls will shock your soul. Seal your doom tonight. Don't spoil the outro song, you fuckass. Porglack for four says, trying to give the racist meta AI emmerage generator for the Maddie bump. What?

Unknown_13: Oh, okay, you want me to promote your thread.

Unknown_22: Okay, I got you. I figured this out.

2:24:00
Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: We have a thread.

Unknown_13: I think it's Internet Technology.

Unknown_13: Oh, a thread full of people that don't know what thumbnails are. Oh, it's an art literature called AI Generated Art. We have a thread for this in Internet Technology, too.

Unknown_13: And it's just a place for sharing memes.

Unknown_02: ew now these are super old this was back when that shit first came out and um they didn't look right and now we got furries generating bulges wonderful uh share your ai art on the kiwi forums but don't post anything that's sexual because you already have 4chan for that

2:24:44
Unknown_13: Meow go for one for five even says hey moon pie. Love the merges here. Could you show off this art from the thread?

Unknown_22: Okay See it loading Oh, yeah

Unknown_13: I don't know if you're the guy that made this, but I got into contact with him. He or her, I don't know. I was strongly considering this, but I wanted a more cutesy design. I wanted to keep the Viking Kiwi that we had. I'm strongly considering doing a tarot card deck because I love this guy's art. I have a couple of concepts for how I want to do it, but I don't know if I want to do tarot just from a superstitious standpoint. It kind of wigs me out a little bit.

2:25:21
Unknown_22: It is very nice, though.

Unknown_22: Space Allen for 20 posts, not Ham Jam, but let me inspect this.

Unknown_13: Does it have the alt text?

Unknown_13: Our skeleton dancers. So instead of Ham Jam, we now have skeleton dancers. Thank you, Space Allen. I appreciate it.

Unknown_13: Devious to be for once as well. Thank you, Devious to be. I appreciate it. Lucifer210 for one says, did you ever do a Terry Berry stream? She hella done. I don't intend to. I don't intend to do anything related to Bew or Terry Berry or any of the other ones that people just randomly fucking blame on us.

2:25:58
Unknown_13: Actually, I did do one on that transgender that set himself on fire in Portland.

Unknown_22: Terry Berry. Not Terry Berry. The other one.

Unknown_22: I feel really bad I don't remember this person's name.

Unknown_22: Completely, completely alluded.

2:26:33
Unknown_13: Sneed Cricket for 16 says, you should do a stream on Class of 09 or do a Gunmar video on it. It's like Life is Strange, but written by an edgelord. Also, I like MSI the other day. And there is a... Okay, let's see this.

Unknown_22: Oh, it's this one.

Unknown_13: So this line, this next line is so weird.

2:27:14
Unknown_13: I think it was like a lyric about how gay people have ultra sex. I don't know. I have no fucking idea what's going on in that song. It's called Faggot.

Unknown_13: I don't intend to do Class of 2009, though. Fig Soda for 5 says, Dustborn is so bad it's hilarious. You're going to love it. Also, happy spooky season. Excited to get my Kiwi sweater. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Unknown_13: I hope it's bad. I don't expect a good game when I play Shadow on stream. Nobody wants to watch me play a good game, I don't think. Very few people. I think I played a couple real games. Casting Couch Crab for 5 says, What are your two favorite Spyro levels? Oh, God. Um...

2:27:48
Unknown_13: So there's one map early into the game.

Unknown_13: And it's like it really feels there is there's an invisible wall around the map. But there's a vantage point where you can fly and hit the invisible wall. And I remember spending hours as a kid trying to fly out of bounds by landing on this cliff that has the invisible wall on it before hitting it so perfectly that I was 100% certain that there was an invisible wall and you couldn't fly out that way. That one sticks out to memory. And then there was a very late game level which was not the final...

2:28:25
Unknown_13: The final boss. It was one of the very last levels. I think it was on a dock or something. That one stands out in memory. It's particularly difficult. That's not a terrible one. Congratulations on curing your ailment. Please share his costumes on screen.

2:29:01
Unknown_13: I like to promote people that are not adverse to acknowledging the Kiwi Farm.

Unknown_22: It's not that hard.

Unknown_22: Oh yeah, he's PPP Pumpkin today.

Unknown_13: Wait. Has he done two streams already? One is Majin Buu, and then one is the P-P-P-Pumpkin. He's a very scary pumpkin this year. That's like a proper Spookaland. That's pretty fucking scary, Jeff.

Unknown_13: Yeah, that's pretty creative. I like it. I like the energy and effort put into shit like that. It's nice.

2:29:38
Unknown_13: Uh, Eucalistine45 says, Why are these trunish nightmares so proud to be freaks? Normalize normality. Because they can get away with it, and it hurts people, and they think that's funny. Simple as that.

Unknown_13: Uh, Tetrabax420 says, Honestly, people like impotent eco-protesters are a sign that your movement may be gay.

Unknown_13: A little bit. I was thinking, by the way, I talked about the charity and the 501c3. I was thinking maybe I should do a PAC. I mentioned earlier in the stream that I wrote the Department of Justice to say that I was hoping they would crush Visa. And I outlined a couple things about why the payment processor monopoly is so harmful to American small businesses and people of color such as myself. And I was thinking, you know, I watched a video by GDF, which is the Gaza Defense Force.

2:30:16
Unknown_13: And the guy was outlining in like a two-hour long video about how AIPAC became so influential in American politics and how the politicians will openly say, like Lyndon B. Johnson, president of the United fucking States of fucking America, would... change course on serious policy in the Middle East that would cost American taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars simply because he didn't want to hear it from New York. And New York was like his euphemism for APEC and the Jews living there.

2:31:05
Unknown_13: And...

Unknown_13: I'm thinking, you know, if a couple hundred letters is all that it takes to accomplish things, and I remember I did a deep dive research into why the OCC reversed on their fair access to digital banking policy, and I found some shit where it was like, literally, it was ecological groups who had gotten a thousand copy-paste emails together and printed them out and sent them to the OCC, and they were like,

2:31:42
Unknown_13: I heckin' don't support this because if the banks aren't allowed to stop doing business with oil and coal companies, then the heckin' ecology is going to be heckin' impacted and it's going to get hotter. They sent that email 8,000 times to the OCC with different signatures. I'm thinking...

Unknown_13: I bet you that's all it really takes. And, you know, you might say, like, well, the real power in there is the Jews and the government and, you know, the money interests that are signing it. But it's like, if they actually care at all about letters, I bet you I can get them some fucking letters. I bet you, Chad. And if I do that, I can't be a 501c3, though. I would be a 501c4, a fraternity.

2:32:30
Unknown_13: I'm thinking about it.

Unknown_13: I don't know. I don't know if it's a good idea. Maybe I'll get shot if I do that.

Unknown_13: But it would be interesting. It's an interesting thought. I am thinking about it.

Unknown_13: A little bit prescient in that case. That song came out first.

Unknown_13: Schvatzwald, Noel, for four, says, My pet cat asked me to give you about three-fifty. Thank you. I think your cat, too. What a great cat.

2:33:06
Unknown_13: Schvatzwald, Noel, for one, says, Well, it was about that time I noticed my pet cat was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleolithic era. It wasn't my cat at all. It was a goddamn Loch Ness monster I guess. Well, yeah, be careful. Yeah, be wary of your cats.

Unknown_13: Um...

Unknown_13: AnimeSucksCopenSneed gives me $2 for way too many fucking words. Thank you, AnimeSucksCopenSneed.

Unknown_13: SleepyScarecrow for 77741 says, No, child, you will not have a good streaming experience. Enjoy your blacklisting stalker. Oh, I revel in it. I fucking was born for it.

2:33:40
Unknown_13: YongPaiChang for 30 says, Thanks, as always, anyway. You're welcome. I appreciate it.

Unknown_13: Arian Queen Generator for two says, please get more shirts. It's pretty dog shit that within 12 hours my size is gone. Look, I'm sorry. I ordered.

Unknown_13: Look, I had like 500 shirts in the last 2023 sale. I ordered 500 of each. And I ordered even a little bit more, actually. I think it was 410 that I sold last year. I bought 500 of each. And they all sold out, like immediately.

2:34:13
Unknown_13: So, honestly, I tried. I thought I would have way too many. I was afraid of having overstock. But the zip-ups sold immediately. Like, they were all gone. So, I'm like, oh, fuck, I gotta get more of those. I don't even know why. I guess the design, people like the design. But I think also the hoodie being a more thicker zip-up, like a proper winter zip-up hoodie, was something that a lot of people wanted, so...

Unknown_13: I don't know. I fucked it up, though, apparently. That's why I usually do a backorder thing. I think, even then, though, I think that me saying I'm not doing backorders this year, everyone's like, oh my god, I should buy one of everything. So, you know, for one, it says, have a blessed day. Also, what?

2:34:45
Unknown_13: What about a fabulous day? What about a great, a wonderful day? You're not in Montgomery. Shenito.

Unknown_13: I think. Valdo Pegans for two says, Suffer, Taylor. I don't know. Who's Taylor? Taylor Swift?

2:35:18
Unknown_13: I don't know who's suffering.

Unknown_13: Bobby is God for five says, Preemptively excellent stream. Yeah, fucking I wish. This is why you should drink two Monster Energy whites. I stopped drinking Monster Energy drink because I at least I stopped buying cases of it. Um, I buy one when I'm at the store only and that's it. So I only have it when I'm at the store and I only go to the store like twice a week or whatever, but I stopped buying the cases of it. Now I'm just drinking coffee, but I didn't get off coffee or milk coffee and started drinking espresso or some shit.

2:35:53
Unknown_13: I am tacking my magnesium though. It's Nito for one says super Kiwi superhero, total true and death ray. Now you're talking. Aaron Queen generator for prices. And someone said rackets carved Kayla's name on his chest and rackets cried about that not happening. Does that make him not a cock? If he doesn't fucking do it and you're fucking lying, then yes, it cast everything you say into doubt and it fucks it up. If you're trying to make someone look bad and you lie about them and you press a false narrative to try and force people to talk about it and it's not fucking true, then when something happens that does make him look bad and is true, people don't fucking believe you. Do you get it? You've been hounding me about this for six fucking months. If you lie and you lie and you lie, you create a bubble of benefit of a fucking doubt around someone. So if you want to hurt somebody, don't fucking lie about them. That's why the Kiwi Farms is such a fucking tool. That's why people don't like it. Because it doesn't lie about people. Everything there is screenshotted and archived and accurate. That's why they don't like it. If it was just fucking nonsense, nobody would give a shit. But it's real. So if you want to hurt somebody, stop fucking lying.

2:37:16
Unknown_13: This guy sends in a superchat every fucking stream complaining that I didn't call Turkey Tom a cuck when a fake fucking image of him was generated. And it's like, of course I'm not going to do that because that's fucking retarded. And he's still salty about it. I'm sorry your fucking gay op didn't work and it gave Turkey Tom a full fucking year of impunity because you fucked up so bad. But maybe next time you won't fuck up so bad.

2:37:48
Unknown_13: Jesus, bro.

Unknown_13: It's true. Even God's chosen are tainted by this.

Unknown_13: Thank you. TetraX for 20 says, beep. Thank you. I appreciate it, of course. AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed for 5 says, if Josh suffers, I suffer. If Joe rages, I rage. If John sneeds, I sneed. I wish I could do something for my big brother. I won't goon tonight. I redo his forcerna in SDXL. Gonna look badass. Thank you. sleepy scarecrow 777 for one says josh the beeping is from your heart rate monitor wake up josh you've been in a coma for 10 years it's time to wake up oh my god i woke up and we live in um hyperborea and hitler is president and everything is fine wow great awesome no hurt mr medical for two says israel strikes got him yeah fucking look i got i got the finest bunker the best bunker okay

2:39:00
Unknown_13: Yugula Sneed for one says, fucking big snood beeps and shit. Thank you. You, I guess.

Unknown_13: Pepperjack for zero for five says, whoa, Kimo Sabe. Kimo Sabe, dead air. Dude, look, I unplugged my mic. I don't know what to tell you. It happens sometimes. Not even. It doesn't happen that often, but it did happen this time. Schneedo for five says, cat box file.

2:39:33
Unknown_13: What is that? Is that like a Tamagotchi? What the fuck did you send me? I hope that's not like some activation code for like a sleeper cell you just made me broadcast.

Unknown_13: NoHurtMrMiddle45 says, I'll be back for the YouTube archive. Good luck 404 and 410 for not being annihilated for showing Pajit crimes against women. Good luck, assholes.

Unknown_13: I do appreciate the archive channels. BallisticCharacteristic420 says, I enjoyed today's stream a lot. I'm glad, in spite of everything. You enjoyed the stream. Thank you.

Unknown_13: Red eyes black dragon for five says, I'm spitting pearls here. I'm a capitalist. Thank you. That's me. I'm like an Excel spreadsheet office employer when the merch runs are happening. Like, I'm just sitting there. Like, I'm getting... I have to manually mark all the cryptocurrency and money order things and, like...

2:40:07
Unknown_13: I have to handle all the orders and get them sorted out by SKU and stuff. And it's, it's like a lot of like manual, genuine job work to get the, the merchandise done. Uh, but it's always worth it. Of course, you know, I said before, I really like making the merch cause it's like real and people actually get to wear it and stuff. And it's not, I don't know. It feels a little bit more like added value than like super chats and, and gum roads and shit. Uh, so it's, it's, it's worth doing, I think. Yeah. Thank you.

2:40:42
Unknown_13: Well, it's a woman trap, bro. Come on, now.

2:41:23
Unknown_13: And I'm too far away from it to be caught. Thank you.

Unknown_13: NoHurtMrMental for one says, What the fuck is happening? ASMR PC Mossad action attack on Buttercup. Look, you gotta do what you gotta do to put on the show, okay? Aguilistine for one says, Jesus' chest XXXL is fucking ridiculous. We need to put some fat people in camps. Hey, complain to them, bro. I'm not the one. I've never sold XXXL before, but somebody asked for it.

Unknown_13: Uh, person, person 12 for one says you should do more gun road stuff on internet lore. You are directly connected to, that was my favorite part of the incel video.

2:41:56
Unknown_13: Um, well, the weird thing is, is like, if you go up to somebody and say, Hey, you should do a thing about an interesting topic that you were involved in. It's kind of like, well, I mean, in my mind, it's all mundane. You know what I mean? But when a topic comes up like the incel stuff, I can reminisce a little bit. I think I've told that entire thing in bits and pieces. It's not all new information. But when I talk about something, I have an opportunity to kind of frame it. Like I did with the Gamergate stuff and Brianna Wu.

2:42:33
Unknown_13: Baja Blast Enjoyer for 10 says, Would you consider doing another run of some merchandise we missed out on? Some of the older designs are amazing, but I had no money to buy back then. I also regret not getting a second patch set. There are...

Unknown_13: some shirts in inventory. I think there's like a couple of the last one. And then there's like, I think 90 or so patches, but they're like an odd count. Um, they're not all the same. So I think I might, um, after this run, do an emptying where I have like limited stock and you might not get like a complete patch set or some shit. Um,

2:43:09
Unknown_13: But no, I don't rerun designs. I don't know. It's just a weird thing. I think that it kind of devalues stuff to rerun designs.

Unknown_13: I'm just adverse to it. I don't really have a good reason for it. I just don't want to. Because there's also limited buyers that are going to buy something twice, like an old design. So I would only just miss new people or something, but...

Unknown_13: I don't know. I kind of like the FOMO aspect of the runs. Like, oh, the crazy person who does sporadic merchandise runs has once again set up a limited stock. So you know these things are never going to be printed again in the future, so you might as well buy one. I feel like that's a thing in my benefit. Next time I do a silver run... Dude, I see so many comments when I look up the silver, because I get curious every so often to look up to see if people are selling it and stuff. And there was someone talking about how, on Reddit even, how he didn't realize that they would look so fucking awesome, and he regrets not buying them. Well, now you know. When I sell the Chris Chan silver, they look fucking great. So, don't doubt me. My prints are high quality, my merchandise is comfortable, my designs last a long time, and my silver coins are shiny.

2:44:18
Unknown_13: Put in the effort. I really do.

Unknown_13: Arian Queen generator for five says, why the fuck are you not letting us buy the cute shirt? Jenny, Sue it up. Mix the other design available for back order. I mean, I, I thought about it, but I can't, I think that they sold slower.

Unknown_13: Whereas I know the Viking hoodie sold out literally, I think within like four or five hours, it just completely gone. So I know that there's a lot of demand for that one.

2:44:56
Unknown_13: Coco for five says since England got a win Josh should learn how to talk British okay there's a short I'll accept a short from you friends benefits how to talk to British people hi how you doing

Unknown_20: I'm good, thank you. How are you?

Unknown_12: I'm doing great. See? We just had a normal conversation. And I didn't bring up her teeth.

Unknown_12: And I didn't bring up how British people have bad teeth, because that's a stereotype. And it's rude. And I didn't bring up how tea isn't a personality trait, and it tastes like dirt. And their food tastes like dirt, too. And beans don't need to go on everything, because that's gross. And also, I didn't mention how everyone there is pale and or hairy, because that also is rude and mean. British people are people too, so treat them with respect.

2:45:45
Unknown_13: No, you lost me. You lost me when you said that. It's over.

Unknown_13: Caligula 125 for 13 says, we already know your POV on depression, but what do you think about anxiety, like over worrying too much and stressing out about things that could go wrong? Like pretty much worrying 24-7 on hypotheticals.

Unknown_13: No, no man should ever do that.

Unknown_13: Women, I think, are... naturally more risk adverse and it is a co-evolutionary thing between men and women where men are sort of more adventurous and more willing to take risks and that's why overall they tend to accomplish more or have higher higher

2:46:30
Unknown_13: paying jobs that are more stressful women are more meticulous and that's not a bad thing um because it kind of like it's like a counterpoint and it it brings people back to earth in relationships and stuff especially um if there's other things to worry about than just yourself uh

Unknown_13: And I think that is like an evolutionary thing where men are supposed to be ambitious. And if they fuck up and die or become homeless, then they don't reproduce because they're bad. And if they are very ambitious and they accomplish a lot, then they obviously will probably reproduce. But then once a relationship happens, it balances out. And it's sort of like... How when you shoot a rocket to the moon, it's like this very complex thing and then parts fall off of it and you get to where you're going. It's sort of like that.

2:47:22
Unknown_13: Anxiety in a man is not good.

Unknown_13: Um...

Unknown_13: I would say if you have actual panic attacks, you have some kind of PTSD. You're either molested or you joined our military and served our country by going to a foreign country, occupying it, murdering innocent brown people, potentially raping brown people and brown children. and now when you go to Walmart and a cardboard box hits the ground while a shelf stocker drops a box of beans, you shit yourself and you hit the floor and you start crying because you remember the time that your mate got his head blown off in fucking Afghanistan or some shit. Those are the two types of worry warts that exist, I guess. You just gotta get over it. There's a meme that I brought up before.

2:48:03
Unknown_13: I thought it was a very influential image. I saw on 4chan when I was a teenager that I think about a lot.

Unknown_22: I'm blocked on Reddit. Okay, great. Let me just bypass that real quick because you can go fuck yourself. Suck my cock.

2:48:39
Unknown_22: Okay, yep, this is it.

Unknown_22: Wow, for men's rights. Oh, boy.

Unknown_13: Oh, an imager, which blocks my VPN.

Unknown_13: Cool. I don't know. If I try to view the thumbnail, it also blocks my VPN. Cool. Awesome. I love this. I love computers.

Unknown_22: Can I, like, blow this up at all? No. I really want to show this because it's, like, there's, like, a 4chan archive.

Unknown_22: Oh, no. No.

2:49:11
Unknown_22: Fuck me.

Unknown_22: I need to save this image on my fucking computer because I've shown it like a billion times.

Unknown_13: Okay, I found all this random foreign.

Unknown_13: Okay, here we go. This is what I wanted to show you. Let me pull your thing off my screen real quick.

Unknown_22: Um...

Unknown_22: Your impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue.

2:49:44
Unknown_13: There is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise. No big deal.

Unknown_13: I think I'll also read this one, number six. Contrary to popular belief... Depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself to real pain, anger, you block off any joy in your life and become depressed.

2:50:21
Unknown_13: I agree with this, and I've agreed with this more recently.

Unknown_13: As time has gone on. Like... When I first read this and I got to number five, it says, Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as death. And that is why people resent your woe-is-me bullshit. When I was, like, 18, that was, like, spot-fucking-on for me. Because... And I hated reading this. Like, it upset me. Like, it genuinely made me angry reading this. Because... I had a very limited friend circle when I was a teenager. I was completely reprehensible, basically. And, um...

2:50:54
Unknown_13: I remember I was extremely, extremely depressed, and I would go out of my way to annoy people with how depressed I felt all the time. And when I read this, I thought, you know, it's not that I have emo self-pity. It's that I'm so smart that I just understand how pointless everything is. And it's like, that shit's fucking gay and retarded. And it's true. Everyone fucking hates you if you're like that. And nobody wants to be around somebody who's like that. Um...

2:51:25
Unknown_13: And similarly with anxiety, I don't know. If you're having, like, genuine fucking panic attacks where you're, like, shitting yourself and having, like, a physiological reaction where you start, like, punching people in, like, a fit of hysteria, then maybe that's out of your control. But, I don't know, if you're ever in a position where you're saying, like,

Unknown_13: Something's out of my control. And that's why I hate incels because incels are like that. Once you accept the term incel, and there was probably a point in my life where you could have described me as an incel because I lost my virginity when I was like 22 or 23.

2:52:03
Unknown_13: But I never allowed myself to call myself an incel because I felt like that's giving up. If you're calling yourself an incel, then you're dead. basically fucking toast like you're you're a loser that has given up and when you give up people can just kick you because you're worth nothing um

Unknown_13: I don't know. It's like if you give up and say, oh, I just have anxiety, and there's nothing I can do about it. I'm never in control of my emotions, and it's just an illness, and I'm always going to be like this, and there's nothing I can do about it. I should just medicate myself. It's like, oh, okay. I guess what's the point of talking about it?

2:52:38
Unknown_13: You gave up. You have anxiety, right? There's nothing to be said about it. You're just a victim of circumstance. You were born that way. You were traumatized, and that's all that you'll ever be.

Unknown_13: Sounds like you got it all figured out. Don't know what you need my advice for. I do, in fact, remember that.

Unknown_13: Remember the time that we had to sacrifice Ethan Ralph for the corn, and now he's in Mexico.

2:53:10
Unknown_13: Little does he know, little does he know that corn is more bountiful in Mexico. He has simply driven himself closer to the actual apex of the corn empire.

Unknown_13: Sneedo for one says, people who get offended by the retard word are retarded neighbors. It's true. They absolutely are. That's why they get offended. Pancake Luchador for five says, Stupid MF is a pretty good song. Reminds me of a spastic boss theme. We have a good one. Josh. It's a pretty good song. I do like it. There's a couple songs by MSI that are really, really catchy. More catchy than they should be.

2:53:48
Unknown_13: Um, Cameron Thomas says, here's a five clip. Here's a clip from five years ago where trolls called VidCon security and accused EBZ of filming up skirts.

Unknown_13: I guess this is a thing that happens to them.

Unknown_22: A little bit.

Unknown_10: Hey, type the channel. It's a music channel. It's not about filming up fucking skirts. It's a music channel. That's what this shirt is about. It's not about filming up fucking skirts. You're Googling filming up skirts on a music channel?

2:54:24
Unknown_10: Jesus.

Unknown_10: A music channel filming up skirts? What's the relation? This shirt and the fucking skirt. Do you even see booty on this shirt?

Unknown_13: You know where you can film up skirts?

Unknown_13: Nigeria. I bet you can film up skirts in Nigeria. He's so angry. That's what you get for being a live streamer, bro.

Unknown_13: Thank you. Oh, finally he's fucking dead. I hope you're not lying to me.

2:55:02
Unknown_13: Cogito Green for five says, thanks for putting money, more of the zip hoodies up on back order. I was initially disappointed that I was not going to be getting one since they're all sold out so quickly. You're welcome. Thank you for buying one. Appreciate it.

Unknown_13: AttentiveX for 20 says, I'm going to run an experiment to see what happens if you listen to Wallpaper for a week straight. It's a great song to program to. I've done it. No big deal. It's nice. Thank you. Chloe Dante for 5 says, D'Orio showed DMs in which Blows Black sent him links to secret non-binary journal blog. There's a non-zero chance that D'Orio has seen the Victoria's Secret order in use. Oh, no. Well, if DeOrio would like to share such literary volumes with me, I will do a review of them.

2:55:37
Unknown_13: DocsFound for 20 says, I stopped smoking one month ago. Here's some money I didn't spend on cigarettes. Oh, congratulations. That's a great way to save money, I think. Thank you. Yong Pei Chang for 10 says, I'm impressed by Josh's ability to keep it together throughout all the spoopy jankiness. Me too, bro. I don't know how I do it. I'm falling apart at the seams over here.

2:56:08
Unknown_13: I mean, you should probably strike a work-life balance like every other fucking adult, bro.

Unknown_13: Madclaw95 for one says, have a nice day, Josh. What a fantastic super chat to end out the stream. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. One other thing, one final thing before I play the outro song.

2:56:45
Unknown_13: I have seen comments from people complaining that there are too many ads on Rumble. And I've seen this multiple times. Apparently they play every seven minutes, and they play based on timestamp. So if you are watching at 2x speed, as a lot of people do because I talk pretty slow... Um, you will see an ad every three and a half minutes because that's half of seven minutes and they do it based off timestamp. So, um, I contacted rumble and I, I, I legit, I, I, I'll tell you right now, I make $250 off of advertisements per month. That is nothing compared to, um, what's not nothing, but compared to like how much I get from the super chats, like week to week. Like if, if it's a bad viewing experience to have the,

2:57:24
Unknown_13: the ads on, I would turn them off. Right now, Rumble offers no way for me to turn off monetization on the channel without disabling the Super Chats, and they offer me no way to control how many ads are shown on my streams.

Unknown_13: So... All I can say, and I hope this isn't against their terms of service to say this, but if you don't want to see the ads, I would have to recommend an ad blocker, such as using Brave or using uBlock Origin. I don't see ads on Rumble... It is very annoying that I can't have any control over how my content is displayed on the site in terms of its advertising content.

2:58:05
Unknown_13: But no, I am aware of it. I am displeased. I'm upset to hear that people are seeing ads, especially very repetitious ads as frequently as they do. And just know that I'm being compensated in total. 250 is my CPM for September. And it's upsetting that, you know,

2:58:36
Unknown_13: I'm not doing that for the money is what I'm trying to say it's like they're running the ads as part of me being a monetized person on the platform and I wish I could turn it off uh so

Unknown_13: That is that. And, of course, you can watch the VODs. Well, you can't watch the VODs on Kik. I take those down pretty quick. But you can watch alternatively on Kik live.

Unknown_13: And I'm usually pretty good about getting the VODs up on Odyssey and on the site and in the RSS feed. I should show the RSS before the stream is over. So I think now is the time to shut the fuck up and play the outro song. I'll see you guys on Friday. Have a great week. Take it easy. And remember, MattTheatre.com. If you want to buy the merch, I need the order in by tomorrow morning, U.S. East Time. Don't wait.

2:59:18
Unknown_13: Thanks. Have a very spooky October, too. Bye-bye.