Tarl and the Garden of Abortions – Mad at the Internet 2024-09-13

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Unknown_05: Thank you.

Unknown_20: If you don't miss the 2000s, you're not alive, really.

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Unknown_20: Hello, chat. So guess what I've been doing? I switched back over to Arch.

Unknown_20: Switched back over to Arch and I downloaded 13 gigabytes of updates and 877 packages because I haven't used Arch in like however long, however many months. So I had to spend a couple hours just getting it working again.

Unknown_20: Why have I switched back to Arch? By the way, my streaming setup is still on Windows. I'm just using another computer for streaming now. But why? Why would I do this to myself? Why would I go to Arch? The answer is, I am working on something. I mentioned last stream that I was angry that 4chan was so fast and the Kiwi Farms was so slow. So I was tempted to start developing again. And so I have actually looked at a couple things. And I have successfully...

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Unknown_20: um i have successfully tested a software package for proxying websites and i have successfully tested uh quick or http3 for very very fast udp based um websites and i've gotten most of the both of these things working and theoretically i should be able to stitch them together with my existing kiwi flare code and make something new that is very fast chat and that is my plan So I've tested everything, and I know for a fact it works independently as little scripts. And now I just have to put it all together, which is probably easier said than done because I'm not familiar with it yet. But it works so well that I am pretty tempted to say that the minimum time to viable product is not too long. So that is what I have been working on.

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Unknown_20: I have also been working on other things, such as annoying people chat. This is my new specialty. I've learned from Liz Fong Jones and Samuel Collingwood Smith how to be very annoying. Oh, they blocked my thing again so that you can't preview the telegram. That's weird. They must set that six months at a time and then renew it manually or something.

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Unknown_20: This is what I've done. You can visit the Telegram without actually having an account by going to tg.josh.rs, and this will be this page. But as you can see, I got kiwifarms.us, kiwifarms.pl, and kiwifarms.tw back from one API. And boom, all three of them load and redirect to the main KiwiFarms network.

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Unknown_20: That is what I've been working on. So now the Germans have relinquished my domains, as foretold in the prophecies. I don't know why the fuck they didn't just release it to begin with. I don't know what they get out of it, but I went off the chain. I complained to one API's own, and I'm pretty sure it's just a part of the same company, is Key Systems GmbH. And then I complained to their new owner, which is Team Internet. And then I complained to About.us, which is the...

Unknown_20: That council that represents the contract that the NTIA has. I even wrote the NTIA. And then they gave me my fucking domains back. So now...

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Unknown_20: I'm going to put each domain on a new registrar. And hopefully that'll... I mean, the things are so stable right now that we don't really need all that. But I never left my boys behind. All the domains we lost throughout the trials of trying to figure out where the fuck we can put the site. I never left them behind. I went back and I got them. So now we are in complete control once again.

Unknown_20: There is...

Unknown_20: Two things that would like to happen... And then we'll go back to .NET... I'm just waiting... Very patiently... As I do chat... Um... So... That's where... That's what I've been up to... That's my... My hobby... Annoying people... What... Chat... What... Has Sony been up to? And the answer... Um... Controversial things... They have released... a preview for the PS5 Pro. And this has upset many game wars. So the game wars, I don't know... This is what's bizarre to me, is that the game wars are upset that this costs $700? And I'm like, that's pretty, like...

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Unknown_20: I mean, graphics cards are expensive now, and video games are really fancy. Is $700 really that expensive for a gaming console?

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Unknown_20: It doesn't feel like it. Is this an absurd opinion to have? Because you basically need a little computer to play video games.

Unknown_20: I mean, a console has always just been a shitty PC. So I don't know why the $700 price tag is upsetting to people.

Unknown_20: It's also a toy. Make games, you stupid fucks.

Unknown_20: Stop being poor.

Unknown_20: It's for a system with no games. $700 for, I mean, do you really need a disk drive?

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Unknown_20: Like, honestly, people complain about that. When was the last time you bought a game from, like, a store and then installed it to your computer or your console with the disk?

Unknown_20: I honestly, I cannot think of the last time that I used a CD-ROM or a Blu-ray to install any software.

Unknown_20: Imagine eating cats. We don't have to imagine anymore.

Unknown_20: Been years. I always buy discs. 2012.

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Unknown_20: I mean, it's just like, I don't get it. Honestly, if you're playing with a console and you're in your 30s, you need to grow the fuck up. Even Darkside Phil has managed to set up a personal computer and run OBS on it and run video games on it. You have no excuse. A console has always just been a shitty computer.

Unknown_20: That's why I am neighbor cattle.

Unknown_20: I'm just saying, like, even... The thing is, though, is that a disc, a CD-ROM, is not even a particularly good storage unit for, like, long-time archival. Those game discs, I think they can hold a charge for, like, 10 years without being powered. So, like, those things expire. Like, we've already lost all the Game Boy cartridges and shit.

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Unknown_04: You have to, like, manually repair them these days. I'm just saying.

Unknown_20: I'm just saying, it seems like a bunch of do about nothing.

Unknown_20: I guess I'm a Sony... You know what's weird is that this Sony hate thread is, like, one of the most contentious threads in the site. There was, like, a user... I can't remember who they were, but they were so aggressive about, like, shilling for Nintendo in this thread, and it went on for years. I remember continually getting reports over years that this guy was, like, derailing the Sony hate thread with, like...

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Unknown_20: I don't even remember what it was. I think it was like Pro Sony. It was always shitting on Nintendo or something. And the Sony hate thread and it pissed people off. There's like one really dedicated Sony fanboy or something that just would not let it go.

Unknown_20: Over years. To the point... Can I find him? If I check the thread bands, is he in there? Hold up.

Unknown_03: Some guy called Cyrus Haller was banned with the reason...

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Unknown_20: Be aware this user is physically incapable of not arguing with everyone.

Unknown_03: Now he's a virtual YouTuber guy.

Unknown_20: There's also a guy that was banned for a week in 2022. And his name was I Dance on Tranny Graves. And he's now permanently banned. What was he permanently banned for?

Unknown_20: Extremely retarded anger directed at random people. You need a break. And I banned him. Oh, he's temp banned. This is a very recent temporary ban. He's still active on the site. I banned him for a week recently. But he was also thread banned from the Sony hate thread for whatever reason. Oh, the joys of being the internet's janitor chat.

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Unknown_20: It's like a sodium of records. Okay. Anyways, that's the PS5. If you're a game war and you like to game more on consoles, I would recommend getting a real computer and then also like a Switch if you're like a soy boy and you really need a console for whatever reason.

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Unknown_04: So the real news that everybody cares about, the Linkin Park fandom.

Unknown_20: This is, of course, the motivating factor for my choice of intro song this episode.

Unknown_20: Here's the issue. So this guy, Chester Bennington, died in 2017 and he has been replaced. And I think that this is the lead singer. So this is the lead singer of Linkin Park. So if you think that crawling in my crawl. It's now going to be a lady, Emily Armstrong, and she's going to have to sing that song with a lady voice. I don't think it's going to work the same. So that's in and of itself weird to replace a male lead singer with a female lead singer. It would be kind of like, I don't know, replacing, I mean, doing the opposite is also kind of weird.

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Unknown_20: But whatever. That's irrelevant. Everybody who is against this has, of course, been called misogynist, even though this is like an emo band from the 2000s and nobody should give a fuck anymore.

Unknown_20: But the real issue is...

Unknown_20: that Emily Armstrong is a Scientologist, and she came out in support of a guy called Danny Masterson, who was also a Scientologist. He was eventually convicted of raping several girls, and Scientology went after his victims because the church does not want bad publicity for their high-ranking members. Emily Armstrong wrote Scientology,

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Unknown_20: in support. I think she showed up at trial, but I think they also usually write the judge for the sentencing hearing. We tried to ask for the lowest sentencing possible. So that was the main issue. And this is compounded by the fact that Chester Bennington is, I believe, a childhood sexual assault survivor. And so having a woman that supported a rapist

Unknown_20: Replace a guy who had difficulties coping with childhood abuse seems in really poor taste. So she decided to handle these controversies in a very diplomatic way. Let's take a listen to what she has to say. No, this is not her message.

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Unknown_20: Oh, he killed himself. Okay, he was caused by trauma from his abuse.

Unknown_20: And he killed himself.

Unknown_20: And one of the right victims of Danny Masterson, Chrissy Carnell Bixler, was the wife of musician Cedric Bixler Zavala, who was friends with Chester Bennington. He and his wife have spoke out about how disgusted they are by Linkin Park's decision. So she has replaced a guy who killed himself because of childhood sexual abuse, and one of his victims...

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Unknown_20: was friends or his wife or no is the wife of a guy that was personal friends with the guy who killed himself i got you so they wrote out the people who were friends with um chester bennington have written out and against emily saying dear emily

Unknown_20: If you are not going to speak out against the human and child trafficking cult in which you are a part of, and in which you are enabling by remaining silent on the crimes you know about, then you have no right to fill the shoes of Chester Bennington, a true advocate. I do not give a fuck that you are very close to a serial rapist. I don't give a fuck that you lied in your apology Instagram story. I do care that you participated, after being asked, in the cruel intimidation of Jane Doe 1 with your cult pals at court. Oh yeah, that was the other thing. Apparently when all the Scientologists showed up at court, they like menaced the victims to try and stop them from testifying.

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Unknown_20: Um...

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Unknown_20: You don't speak out against Scientology, not because you're terrified of them. You don't speak out because you're one of them. Shame on Linkin Park, and fuck you. That's well spoken.

Unknown_20: Very to the point.

Unknown_20: And this was her statement that I believe that they're referring to. She says, Hi, I'm Emily. I'm new to so many of you, and I wanted to clear the air about something that happened a while back.

Unknown_20: Several years ago, I was asked to support somebody I considered a friend at court appearance and went on to one early hearing as an observer. Soon after, I realized I shouldn't have.

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Unknown_20: I always try to see the good in people, and I misjudged him. I have never spoken with him since. Unimaginable details emerge, and he was later found guilty. I say this as clear as possible. I don't condone abuse or violence against women, and I empathize with victims of these crimes.

Unknown_20: The backlash to this, which of course has been grossly maligned as a misogynist thing like all things are, has resulted in unimaginable suffering and losses.

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Unknown_20: The volunteer jannies running the Linkin Park subreddit have resigned due to the emotional burden that they have been unjustly laden with in trying to sweep up the mass outcry against this woman joining as the lead singer. The Jannies were suffering, they were not being compensated, their wages were not increased at all in the light of this outrage, and they were expected to do the needful, day in and day out, against the mob that had encircled them. And so the Jannies have fallen, they have quit, they have left.

Unknown_20: This is Lincoln Playground. This is a sticky comment. He says...

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Unknown_20: when I am just trying to keep things simple. I can't do this anymore. This community used to be so much fun. I enjoyed moderating for the past eight years, but this is where it ends for me. I added several new moderators who are doing a great job. Please treat them with kindness. This wasn't an easy decision, but this is what's best for mementos. Make Chester proud.

Unknown_20: So that's his final message.

Unknown_20: They've also frozen posting for 100 hours as a stopgap, as a bulwark against the hate, against the mob. If we can just get 100 hours of no shitposting, no sweeping it up, then maybe they'll get bored. Maybe they'll be okay with the sudden change of Leitzinger.

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Unknown_20: Who knows?

Unknown_03: We'll see. Um...

Unknown_03: Oh, there's a thread for this, by the way.

Unknown_20: Music. The music board. That's a very... That's a rare sight on the Mad at the Internet podcast, our little music board. Here's a fun fact about the music board, for those of you who are trivia, Kiwi Farms trivia aficionados.

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Unknown_20: This board...

Unknown_20: I've been asked about this actually. Am I a Grateful Dead fan?

Unknown_04: And the reason that I've been asked this is because the music board says, as its description, talk about the Grateful Dead or non-Grateful Dead music, which of course would be all music, but with specific emphasis on Grateful Dead music.

Unknown_20: This is the only board description on the Kiwi Farms that has never changed in the time that I've run it. I've kept this description from when Champtham wrote it in the original 2012 era of the Quickie Forums, and I've just never had a reason to change it because I feel it is what it is.

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Unknown_20: Everything else, literally everything else has been changed in some way except for that. I've never touched that. That description for this board is literally older than my 10 years admin on the site.

Unknown_20: Cool.

Unknown_20: Let's see what the Asians are up to, chat. Has their artificial intelligence been used for good or for evil today?

Unknown_17: Wasting shadows Crack of lights Crack of lights Broken minds

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Unknown_20: Just wonderful. This is obviously a combination of the music generation stuff and also that it's called Halo AI. And this is quite popular because it's not censored. So I generated a video of Sonic the Hedgehog electrocuting Donald Trump. I think the only terms that they censor are related to China, so you might have issues getting a video of a Chinaman scarfing down boy eggs cooked in gutter oil, but you might have no issue getting Donald Trump doing the same.

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Unknown_20: So, I think that's it for the news. There is one particular piece of news which I did not cover. And the reason why I did not cover it in the news segment is because it is no longer news. The news and the locales are blending together. And I have no choice but to lump one of the most significant things that have happened in the last year with the retards.

Unknown_20: So.

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Unknown_20: We do have some true news, of course. This is in the femme section, so I'll just leave this no hamster. Okay. I have a method to my madness. There's a reason why I do things. What you're looking at here is a proud Cherokee warrior.

Unknown_20: And this man is from Oklahoma. Specifically, he's from the Cherokee Nation in Oklahoma.

Unknown_20: And he raped a child, killed an elderly 63-year-old man, and then dismembered him with a chainsaw. After doing so, he then fled the state. He fled the Cherokee Nation and went to the fine state of New York, specifically New York City, where he turned himself in to the police of New York City, covered in blood. And after doing so, he said that he killed somebody, and usually, I suppose... If you turn yourself into the police and say, hey, I killed somebody, their first instinct might be, oh, this is a mentally ill person who hasn't done anything, probably. Or maybe he's just having a delusion. But they actually did believe him. And the reason why they believed him is because they had already found the body. He had killed another 62-year-old man in New York City. This time, I think a Polish person or a Jew or something. And I think he also desecrated his body, which is why he was covered in blood. So when he turned himself in, they did believe him and they took him into custody. And he has pled out. He is sentenced to 20 years in New York City prisons. And during his court affairs, he transitioned. So it does seem like he knowingly, intentionally fled the state of Oklahoma, which has capital punishment and no truant prisons, to New York City, which has no capital punishment and truant prisons.

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Unknown_20: so that he could transition, quote-unquote transition, to a female, and then be put in prison with the women in New York City. It seems to be he has actually gone out of his way to orchestrate this, because it's pretty difficult to go from Oklahoma to New York City. They're not necessarily very close to each other. If I had to guess, for those of you listening in Europe, a trip from Oklahoma to New York City... would probably be approximate to driving from, like, Kharkiv all the way to Paris. Might even be more than that. It's a pretty fucking long drive on very boring roads. So there's lots of places to hop off that train and butcher a 62-year-old man that's not New York City. You have to go pretty deliberately out of that way.

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Unknown_20: Um, so there is a bill currently in the works in New York city, which would of course provide the life saving gender affirming care that these, that these beautiful, strong trans women need, and they might be able to push it through for him so he can get what he wants, what he needs, what he deserves. It would be cruel and unusual to, Not to allow him to transition with heroic application of medicine and surgery so that he can live with the women as he deserves as an inmate, as a child rapist, murderer.

Unknown_20: I think our society would just be so much better if we just killed people more often. And none of that bullshit with, like, 20 fucking years of appeals. You know how... And we've really fucked up the process with, like, these stupid-ass chairs and these stupid-ass injections that are apparently, like, in short supply. Like, apparently we can't get the sodium whatever the fuck that we use to kill people anymore. So we just have to wait, like, years to get this supply.

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Unknown_20: We invented the bullet 200 years ago, and this works just fine. It still works to this day.

Unknown_20: You should get one appeal, and then we should just shoot people. I think that would work out a lot better. They say that the death penalty is too expensive. It's more expensive than a life sentence because of the appeals, and it's also not a deterrent. Well, number one, I don't care if it's a deterrent, and number two, we can fix that by expediting the process.

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Unknown_20: Like we're looking at this the wrong way. Like, is it better to give them gender affirming care in a life sentence in a women's prison? Or is it better to spend all the money on all the appeals and then wait 20 years anyways and then kill them?

Unknown_20: Why don't we just fix the process? You have a right to a speedy trial. Presumably that would all I would make. I would make the legalistic argument that you have a right to a speedy execution. Why not?

Unknown_20: I think that it's cruel and unusual to keep somebody in jail for 20 years when they're going to die anyways. You just got to twist things around a little bit and they all line up perfectly. You can see like I do.

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Unknown_20: The other troon is Dave Moscato, the guy that I talked about once many months ago about harassing his own parents and then also last stream due to his cheeky little appearance talking about his sister, which he did not have.

Unknown_20: Podcast listener, beautiful person, beautiful people, beautiful people. This guy actually had never listened to Dave's video about the sister thing before. And when he heard this the first time and he realized this sounds familiar, actually, this sounds a lot like the story of Fiona Apples, who told a very similar story about being raped.

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Unknown_20: and who Dave has had a fixation on for years. So Dave was obsessed with this performer named Fiona Apples.

Unknown_20: And then when it came time to talk about trauma that he and his family, his sisters, had lived through, He basically recounted, anonymously, her story of being raped as a child in her apartment, as if it was his own to tell.

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Unknown_20: And it's indicative, it's probably his cheeky way of getting around this, is that he said, he doesn't have a sister, but he says, my sisters. So he's probably talking, as a woman, all women are my sisters in the cosmic family of the one race, the human race. We're all sisters. And I was just using her story as an example. That's probably his fucking cope in his head, but... Remember, when a tranny says something, you can just say, I think you're full of shit, tranny. I think you should shut the fuck up.

Unknown_20: And finally, in the film section, there's a little video that I would like to show you all. Because you may have realized, if you had checked your calendars, today is Friday the 13th. So we need a little hint of the spooky season still coming.

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Unknown_20: This is Eugenia Cooney, and she wants to get them Beetlejuice lips.

Unknown_20: So I gotta say those are hideous, but I guess they're kind of creepy, which is the point.

Unknown_00: Do the makeup.

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Unknown_00: so i went to alta today i bought this about face why do they why do they even sell like like puke green pea soup lipstick chat explain this to me why do you need this okay so after she did that she put like black eyeshadow i guess like all over her lip look at it Damn her.

Unknown_20: Her hands look bad. Her hands look like she's 70.

Unknown_20: By the way, I find it very interesting that Jeffree Star went from like a faggot doing a hair band, like Medic Droid, and now he's like a fashionista who does makeup kids. It's a weird projection.

Unknown_20: Okay, so her shtick as like a retarded skeleton is that she does the, oh, I'm so stupid and helpless. Tee hee. But watch. She scrunches up her lips so that when she opens them, they do the black and the green. But she doesn't do that because she's like a retard.

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Unknown_00: Uh, okay.

Unknown_00: Um, why do I feel like this is like not going to work for me?

Unknown_20: She just smears them in. We can't give up.

Unknown_00: We're just going to keep putting it on.

Unknown_00: I heard it looks so cool. It gave me, like, kind of, like, remember, like, those crackle nail polishes? I feel like kind of that vibe. I do remember those.

Unknown_20: My mom wore those ones.

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Unknown_20: It was, like, a weird, like, thing. It was, like, a nail polish, but after it dries, like, the top layer cracks, and it makes, like, a spooky, like, spiderweb look to it.

Unknown_00: Not perfectly even. Uh...

Unknown_20: It looks like she just ate shit or something. You know what I mean? Why does it feel like it didn't work? It looks like she just chugged poo. I kind of had a feeling, like, I don't know how, like, she got it to work.

Unknown_00: I can kind of see the effect.

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Unknown_00: I can kind of see the effect, like, the tiniest bit.

Unknown_20: Because you did it wrong, lady.

Unknown_00: Ugh.

Unknown_20: Don't worry, there's a happy ending to this. I know many of you are concerned that this skeleton might be heartbroken and might die of a broken heart. She did it again. She went back and she figured it out. Someone walked her through it, so she wiped all that shit off. She wasted like $40 on makeup. And then she did the effect. There we go. Now she's the spooky, scary skeleton she always knew she could be.

Unknown_20: Lovely. I love a happy ending, Chad. We have so many sad endings that when a skeleton is able to accomplish their dreams, you can't help but feel good for her, Chad.

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Unknown_02: Cool.

Unknown_20: Now here's another happy ending. There's this guy called Jeff Lebowitz, not to be confused with John Lebowitz, who was the host of The Daily Show. Isn't he the host again? I haven't heard anything about John Stewart in a long-ass fucking time.

Unknown_20: Jeffrey Leibolitz, instead of handling the goyim, he handled venomous snakes, a much more dangerous threat to the average person.

Unknown_20: He has famously said that carrying anti-venom is a thing for pussies. So even though he was a social media snake guy, he never carried anti-venom on him. Because why would he? He's one of God's chosen, and there's a protective veil keeping him alive. What's the worst that could happen? The answer, he could be handling a juvenile inland taipan snake and get bit. He asked on Zitter, or on Facebook, anyone who has venom for an inland taipan or knows someone who does, please call McLeod Hospital in Florence, South Carolina. And then asked again, who has immediate access to antivenom for an inland taipan? Now, chat. You might be thinking, as an average person,

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Unknown_20: the fuck is that like a cotton mouth he is in south carolina but his snake is from the outback of australia the inland taipan is the most poisonous or sorry sorry sorry let me not piss off the snake people one of the most venomous creatures in the world if not the most venomous

Unknown_20: It is by far the most venomous snake that is alive today, even more so than the coral reef snake, which is also in Australia. The coral reef snake is much more dangerous because it's aggressive to people. And it's also in the beaches where people like to play. The Inland Taipan, you kind of have to go out of your way to find this fucker. They didn't know what it was for a long time. They had to rediscover it like 50 years after it was first described. It likes to hide under rocks. It tends to avoid people. It doesn't want to cause any problems unless you're a Jewish guy that feels entitled to fuck with it. And then you import one of the most venomous snakes in the entire world from its indigenous lands of Australia, where it hangs out with the abos and eats kangaroos and shit, I guess. I don't know what the fuck a snake would eat out there. Probably mice, actually. I don't know why a snake needs extra super mega toxic venom in order to kill little mises, but apparently it does. I guess they got really good kidneys and measles over there. Um, and then it bits them and it's just a little itty bitty snake, a little teeny tiny little juvenile inland Taipan snake. And it gives them a little, little nibble and that's all it takes. Um, chances are that his kidneys are both shot and he's already dead. He just hasn't died from the renal failure yet.

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Unknown_20: Unless, of course, they can find somebody to give him a kidney transplant so he can continue to manhandle venomous snakes without any anti-venom on standby.

Unknown_20: So, I think the snake was killed, which is good, because it was... Number one, there's no reason... Like, we should not be having Australian venomous snakes in the United States. The fact that we even allow that and don't just immediately kill people who bring those fucking things outside of Australia...

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Unknown_20: is shocking to me. Do we really need these animals in North America? Do we need something specifically adapted to Australia to be brought into North America where it has no competition whatsoever?

Unknown_20: I don't think so. The snake isn't endangered. They're very venomous, so they're super successful in their environment. They're of least concern. So killing the snake is the correct option. Don't feel too bad for it. Does this guy make a video? I saw a thumbnail.

Unknown_20: Look at this guy. Oh my god, bro. Usually it's white people doing this dumb shit.

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Unknown_03: What the fuck?

Unknown_03: Where is this video? This kills me.

Unknown_20: This is from August 23rd. Okay, so this is from a while ago.

Unknown_03: Hopefully this is not... Oh, they just censored it.

Unknown_20: Dude, there it is. Look at that little guy.

Unknown_20: Look at him. He's so tiny.

Unknown_20: But he got those cheeks. He got those cheeks full of venom. And he's just touching it because he wants to.

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Unknown_03: Oh, they're just talking about him. They're trying to warn him, don't do that, you're going to die.

Unknown_20: Look, they're just using like a stock for like a random fucking snake, I'm pretty sure. I don't think that's actually one of the inland typhoons.

Unknown_20: A Florence man in condition remains unknown after first responders treated him for a snake bite early Friday morning. AMS responded to the 800 block of Marion Street and took the man to the hospital. Police were made aware that he owns a collection of venomous snakes and had been bitten by one of them.

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Unknown_20: They got a search warrant. There were 14 total snakes and a domestic cat taken by animal control.

Unknown_20: Cool. There you go. That's Jeffrey Leibowitz for those interested. He may be dead, though, soon.

Unknown_20: Speaking of Israeli men, up to no good. Did I talk about... Oh, I might have talked about this already. Did I talk about the H3 stuff? I think I did.

Unknown_20: Yeah, I did mention that. I'll mention it again just in case. H3, who built his entire career off copyright lawsuits and dealing with false takedown notices and shit, is involved in filing takedown notices to censor videos that he didn't like. Just thought I would mention that again for those interested.

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Unknown_20: No, I did not mention that. Okay, well, if you don't know, for whatever reason, you don't keep up with your H3 lore, I can't really blame you.

Unknown_20: He made his entire name off of dealing with copper. And he scored big wins for fair use and shit.

Unknown_20: And despite this, he is now filing his own frivolous, vexatious litigation. I'm old DMCA takedown request not really litigation yet. Try and censor things that he doesn't like Try to find those Yes, okay Here's Here's some actually filing the takedown notices. This is pretty sure this is how he's taking down these these videos and

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Unknown_20: Something that's probably something like this, you know, just I need to slaughter All those videos of things that he doesn't like he's the one out there just firing indiscriminately into them Like tears in the rain

0:39:10
Unknown_20: I only watch H3 and Maddie. That is an interesting combination of videos. For whatever reason, the fucking kick numbers are not adding to the counter on the top left, and that triggers me. I want credit. I want credit for my viewers, dammit.

Unknown_20: Try refreshing one more time.

Unknown_03: I guess I'm just not getting them.

Unknown_20: Not getting the credit I deserve, chat.

Unknown_03: Oh well.

Unknown_20: Okay, let's watch a black man attempt to cheat in a video game.

Unknown_20: I'm going to explain what's happening.

0:39:44
Unknown_08: The big girl with the weapon is the killer.

Unknown_20: This is Dead by Daylight, and they added a Brazilian woman in booty shorts for the Coomers.

Unknown_20: The other people, the other women, are all players on the survivor side. One of the things that you can do in the game is hide in cabinets.

Unknown_20: So, and there's a little gimmick where if you try to hide in the same cabinet that some other guy is already hiding in, there's a cheeky little animation where you like open it and you're like, oh no, there's like an oopsie moment. It's kind of like supposed to be funny. But when this animation is playing, you can't leave the cabinet. So...

0:40:22
Unknown_20: By the way, in Ranked Dead by Daylight, you can't leave the game for any reason. The only way that you can leave the game without taking a penalty and getting banned from the queue for a length of time is by completing the game. But, if for whatever reason... There is some assortment of events that is prohibiting the game from ending because the game does not have a timer. It will last forever as long as there are players alive and everybody, nobody, as long as the players are alive and the gate has not opened, there is no countdown. So.

0:40:58
Unknown_20: Black man is cheating. The other players know that he's a cheater. So what they have done is this interesting little glitch. So he's in the thing, and Claudette is like... Tapping his space bar.

Unknown_08: He thinks that he's not stuck in a locker, Chad. I wonder if she think that I'm stuck.

Unknown_20: He really think I'm stuck.

0:41:30
Unknown_08: As you can see, the killer who should be killing these people is just laughing at him because he's a cheater and they've trapped him in a closet.

Unknown_20: And he can't get out.

Unknown_08: Is it interesting to you, chat, that this black guy is a criminal even in video games?

Unknown_20: Is this an interesting factoid? That even in video games, you cannot cooperate with the rest of society?

Unknown_08: You're not even hacking? Is this the head on glitch? Fuck yeah.

0:42:07
Unknown_20: All this Claudette is doing is tapping her space bar over and over again. I guess the bump where they check in the series of events, it checks first to see if a person is opening a locker before a person is leaving a locker.

Unknown_08: And there's no way to get out if they're spamming the queue at the same time. The cheese can see the killer, yo. That's dope. And you can see which players play on different platforms. And this black guy, he has a direct affiliate with the cheats.

0:42:43
Unknown_20: So he's advertising his cheat affiliate link in the comments.

Unknown_20: Now you can see how effective those cheats are. A black woman with no cheats has just locked him into a cabinet.

Unknown_06: And he's on YouTube, by the way.

Unknown_20: Twitch doesn't allow people to stream their cheats, but YouTube does. Which is interesting because cheats like this have ended up in copyright courts a bunch of times.

Unknown_08: Because they have argued, I think even successfully...

0:43:18
Unknown_20: I love this part because he's like, I'm going to show this bitch Claudette. I'm going to create a macro on my gamer mouse so that I hold down the button and then it opens the door really fast. And then because the door was opening real fast and shit, I'm going to get out of this locker here and shit.

Unknown_20: And he's like super cocky about it. And then Claudette is just like completely smashing and slamming him. He's getting bred like a Pitbull XL monster.

Unknown_20: What was I going to say? Oh. So the copyright issue with this is that the copyright law says something about defeating DRM. Defeating DRM is in itself like a form of copyright. So if you bypass like a security mechanism on a video game, they argue that that's copyright infringement. So it's pretty fucking audacious of him to live stream this.

0:43:56
Unknown_20: Maybe he's streaming from the beautiful country of Haiti.

Unknown_08: He's like, oh, I'm just gonna, you know, do a little black magic over here and program my excellent gamer mouse.

Unknown_06: And then he does it.

Unknown_20: And then he's testing it. He's like, okay, time to deploy my ultimate weapon.

Unknown_08: And then Claudette is smashing and slamming the door.

0:44:33
Unknown_20: There's no escape.

Unknown_08: I can't tell. I can't tell.

Unknown_08: let me see fuck yeah i guess that's it right there oh that's fast okay look at him suffer he's putting all 70 iq to figure out how to get out of this closet so as long as this so back in the day with dead by daylight there were situations where um Her mackerel's better than mine, boys, no!

0:45:04
Unknown_20: At the end of the game, there would be a magic hatch that appears on the floor.

Unknown_20: And if you try to jump into this hatch, there is a brief window where the killer can grab you instantly. Usually it takes two hits to bring you down. And then even if you're crawling on the floor, you can still slip through the hatch. So...

Unknown_20: Alternatively, the killer has no way to close the hatch. But if he catches you, he can then hook you and you die immediately. If he slashes you normally, you'll either take the hit and then pass through him and escape through the hatch, or you'll go to the ground and then crawl through the hatch.

0:45:42
Unknown_20: But...

Unknown_20: If he catches you, you lose. So there would be a situation, and this was like a well-documented thing in Dead by Daylight, where the killer and the player would stare at each other. Just like face-to-face on top of this hatch. Because... Whoever blinks first loses.

Unknown_00: If you jump through the hatch and get caught, you lose.

Unknown_20: If the killer tries to take a swing at you and kill you or down you, then you can just slide through the hatch. So the only winning move is to do absolutely nothing. It was a test of the patience. And there are YouTube videos out there that you can find where there would be killers and players literally staring at each other on stream for two fucking hours waiting for the moment that they could try and get through the hatch and win the game.

0:46:20
Unknown_08: See Basil, see Basil, see Basil. It's this person right here. Yes, that's this game.

Unknown_20: Many years later, they have fixed this. And they still have wonderful bugs like this where a black man... will use literally 100% of his brain power to try and figure out how to get out of a closet while Claudette just hits the dab and smashes and slams him in that closet. Look at him. He's pulling out notepad. He's writing macros. He's trying to hum a home so nonchalant. La-dee-da. I'm not being trolled here at all, stalker child. In fact, it is you who's wasting your time. My time's already worthless. child i get food stamps i eat your kittens you can't even auto escape that's a fucking macro this is us with josh well basically yeah what's happening so a normal game of dead by daylight lasts five minutes and this video is 10 minutes long to give you an idea of uh what's happening here i'm kidding oh he got out i don't know he did not oh i think we're gonna put using a macro Someone opened, the other players opened the gate.

0:47:45
Unknown_08: So that's why there's a timer at the end.

Unknown_08: So what happens at the end is eventually once that, the timer's only started specifically because the other two players actually finished the game.

Unknown_20: And what happens when that timer runs out is that the entity will kill everybody on the map.

Unknown_20: Like that. And there's a bug where he gets killed, but because he's in the locker... This is another bug, apparently, with the locker. What the fuck?

Unknown_08: Don't talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unknown_20: Is that the server closes because he's dead, but because he's in the locker, his game doesn't know that he's dead. So the game just fucking ends.

0:48:24
Unknown_08: I don't think we'll get a ban.

Unknown_20: He had to, like, disconnect manually and hope they didn't get an abandon for it.

Unknown_08: That's interesting, though. Sigh.

Unknown_20: And that's Dead by Daylight in a nutshell. That's the true joy of Dead by Daylight.

Unknown_03: Cool.

Unknown_03: Okay, I want to make fun of this guy.

Unknown_20: His name is Cup Tree Rhodes, and he's like a rage pig.

Unknown_20: Here's his wonderful community post. He wants to share with the forum updates about Dark Side Phil. So this is how he writes. After 41 consecutive streams, Phil usually streams twice a day except one Sunday a month because he streams and wants to react to paid Patreon members, shitty K-pop, and Singaporean propaganda videos. And the day of trying to start drama with low-tier God and raging and wage-quitting black myth Wukong... DSP's King streak has ended and showcased how poor the Keno Casino pay pegs are since they couldn't keep it going as long as the Vest streak. This signals the end of DSP's redemption arc, and they are a complete feltoning of both Keno Casino pay pegs and Phil. And then he wrote another post. So he wrote this post and then featured it himself, and this is what he says.

0:49:30
Unknown_20: Duty. So, again, if you are, like, fans of somebody who's literally named shit, you're a fucking retard.

Unknown_20: You're like mentally a child. Judy clipped the end of the court gesture streak. For anyone who isn't aware of what happened, his pre-stream was just him trying to start drama with Low Tier God. Then when it came to gameplay, he went back to playing Black Myth Wukong.

Unknown_20: He did cheese strats. Well, today he is raging pretty hard at the game and didn't hit the 150 he expected. The show ended with him complaining about how the game killed the streak and he was wage quitting it because it's the busy gaming season. Just like with the vest streak, he stalled majorly at the end, hoping a final tip would come in, which has been happening quite a few times in the last week. Important note for our Keno Casino paypigs that visit here. The DSP A-logs win when you don't give Phil money. It's something you kind of keep doing. As DSP paypigs, he learned in the past, just because you're homeless doesn't mean that you're cashless.

0:50:05
Unknown_20: So this guy is, like, filled with a deep primordial rage at Darkside Phil making, like, $150 for, like, eight hours of streaming a day. Like, that upsets him. Like, honestly, how long does he stream, like, per day? It's got to be, like, six or eight hours, right? And you divide 180 by that, it's, like, less than $20 an hour. He's upset about that. He's like, that's too much money for DSP. Come on now.

0:50:45
Unknown_20: He plays gacha games. He sucks. I hate him. That's a bad guy. There's a brief, a small, intermingling overlap between Kang Phil and Darkside Phil.

0:51:19
Unknown_20: Or not Kang, Ethan Ralph.

Unknown_20: DSP tweeted this out. Very ominous message. He says...

Unknown_20: I just want to test something really quickly here. Here it goes. Ethan Ralph.

Unknown_20: The gray clouds circle in, lightning strikes, earth shakes, cracks open, and you hear in the distance, What the fuck you say, bish? Keep my fucking name out your mouth, DSP!

0:51:54
Unknown_17: Sweet.

Unknown_20: A really shocking, shocking display. And indeed, Ethan Ralph did crawl out of the ground bemoaning the name Dark Side Phil. And it says no show today. I'm clipping and working on guest prep. Also a special DSP show tomorrow to prepare for an eventual fuck DSP festival later this month.

0:52:31
Unknown_20: continues he says Phil you know what I'm doing for my birthday gonna visit my son which you don't have cause you shoot blanks Panda Lee would never let you knock her up or else you're not capable I lean towards the ladder the fuck DSP festival tentative date September 27th we will have guests and then he posts this

Unknown_20: I'm 38, Phil, at least for a few more days. This clown is trying to say I'm in my 40s right now, LMAO.

Unknown_20: I'm not.

Unknown_20: That's because you look old and you're bald, Ralph. That's why he says you look 40. Because you look, I mean, he's being generous. You look 50. You look like you're about to die of old age. See what Phil has to say about this.

Unknown_24: Oh, look at this.

0:53:34
Unknown_03: These people are insane.

Unknown_03: A special DSP show tomorrow.

Unknown_24: What?

Unknown_24: What?

Unknown_24: Listen, I literally tweeted a name. I know nothing of the person at all, right?

Unknown_24: That's it. And I'm reading replies.

Unknown_03: That's it.

Unknown_03: That's literally it.

Unknown_03: I'm going to assume that PPP told him, like, sorry, I'm bad.

0:54:10
Unknown_20: They've got, like, five-letter names and four-letter names all mixed together in my head. Like, PPP just told Darkseid Phil, like, hey, can we just tweet the name Ethan Ralph? This guy will, like, give you free content. He will, like, bow to you and just offer content as, like, a sacrifice at your feet as thanks for keeping him slightly relevant.

Unknown_20: He doesn't even, like, he has no idea, like, he can't even conceptualize, like, what do you mean a special stream? You're just gonna boot up a stream and complain about me for several hours? Okay, go for it. I mean, even Phil can do that.

0:54:48
Unknown_24: Look at this. Is this real? Oh my god, someone beat the shit out of him and they got it on camera. Dude, that's fucked up. Yo, he's getting pummeled.

Unknown_24: Oh my god. Who the hell beat the shit out of him?

Unknown_03: When did that happen?

Unknown_03: That's a Portugal fight.

Unknown_03: Oh my God. I just want to point out the guy that posted that his username is Missouri state ass eating champion. 2007 2009 so he missed he didn't win 2008 for whatever reason i don't know what that other year is that's a very bizarre name that's a very weird username um and it stands out to me it's particularly weird interesting i think there is a video by the kang keith and ralph hollering about this where the fuck is this is this him oh yeah

0:55:27
Unknown_20: Phil Burnell, the king of hate. No, motherfucker. He's reading. He's reading like a note off his screen or something. Why is he looking down? Look at the camera.

Unknown_18: You're looking at the king of hate. Ethan Ralph, the sultan of spite, the emperor of enmity. That's me. You know, you got on the Kino Casino. You had some laughs at my expense, but they didn't show you the shit that I've really done to motherfuckers online. the lives that I've ruined, the people's careers that I've ended.

0:56:27
Unknown_18: They didn't show you any of that. They showed you some embarrassing moments. No doubt I've had some downers, literally, so to speak.

Unknown_18: But I've also fucking cracked some skulls. And you're next on the list, motherfucker. And you fucked with the wrong one for I don't even know what reason. I guess just to you have nothing else other than to try to poke me and try to get some of my hater audience. Well, guess what? You got a large hater audience as well. And they've been talking a lot to me. And they've already hit the Keno Casino hard. And guess what? There's more coming. I hear, at least. There's more coming the Keno Casino's way from all different sides.

0:56:59
Unknown_18: But I'm coming your way, motherfucker. And I'm not interested in Metal Gear Solid gameplay or how bad you suck at video games in general. I'm interested in your personal life, the lies you've ran, the scams you've run on the fucking IRS, the wives you've lost. I'm interested in the personal. I'm interested in the real fucking heart attacks, man. I'm not interested in, you know, you played this video game bad or whatever. No, I want to talk about how you treat your fans, how you scam your fans, what a piece of garbage you are in general, what an ingrate you are. This is a blessing. To do this for a living is a blessing that you don't seem to understand or appreciate. Well, you're going to appreciate me by the time I'm done with you, you piece of fucking garbage.

0:58:11
Unknown_20: I always imagine him with, like... I just imagine his eyes are, like, closed when he does these, like, little, like, therapy sessions. And he just pictures himself in the head. In, like, in his head. Eyes closed. And he's just talking, like, imagining. He's holding the mic, like, WWE style. It's like hanging from the roof. He's like... Let me tell you something, brother. You think that you fucked with some hard detractors before. You ain't seen nothing, dark side Phil. I'm coming for you.

Unknown_06: Ooh, yeah.

Unknown_20: I'm going to throw you over the table. I'm going to bounce off the cords on the edge of the fucking ring. I'm going to throw you overboard, dark side Phil. And all the while, everyone's just going, yeah.

0:58:52
Unknown_05: yeah, and he's just, he's just, like, sitting in his little avocado house in, like, Mexico, and he's just, like, yelling at a computer screen, and he thinks it's, like, the coolest shit that's ever been fucking recorded and sent out, he's never lost any wives, by the way, I'm pretty sure, he never married Panda Lee, and he married the one woman that he dated after that,

Unknown_20: I think the IRS settled his debt, so I don't know what the fuck he's talking about with that either.

0:59:27
Unknown_20: Very weird.

Unknown_20: Um... So, yeah, good luck... I mean, God, how many more people can possibly try to build a career off of Darkseid Phil? Hate.

Unknown_20: Like, he's entering a really crowded market, and the people that currently do the Detractor stuff for Phil are, like, so dedicated. They watch, like, all his long-ass streams that clip out anything that they can make into, like, a video.

Unknown_20: compress that down to like eight minutes like ralph can't do that much work he doesn't have enough gray matter left to do what like someone like duty streams does and like watch the entire fucking eight hour long stream and make like 10 minute videos out of it so good luck with that buddy boy good luck with that shit

1:00:17
Unknown_04: cute clip of Ralph being beaten by Darkseid Phil what you gonna do when Darkseid Phil goes rams on you what's that thing goes wild that's what the Hulkster says that's right alright time for the locale section Joe Biden laughing

Unknown_20: Joe Biden, Joe Biden is the president of the United States.

Unknown_20: And he went to like a blue collar factory or some shit.

Unknown_20: And he was signing shit for the employees there. And this guy is signing a hat. And he sees somebody with a trumpet and says, give me that trumpet. And he signs it. And then everyone in the factory is like, put it on. Put it on.

1:01:09
Unknown_20: And he does.

Unknown_19: He puts the hat on. Now there's a picture of Joe Biden with the Trump hat.

Unknown_04: And he's happy about it, too. He thinks it's funny. I think this is the actual video.

Unknown_20: Oh, he asked for it. He specifically asked. And he says, do you want my autograph? And the guy with the Trump hat says, hell no. No.

1:01:41
Unknown_17: That's so funny.

Unknown_20: The guy says, I'm proud of you now, you're old fart. And Joe says, what?

1:02:16
Unknown_17: Hey, how are you? Very good.

Unknown_20: What did he say?

Unknown_20: Smell like fried chicken?

Unknown_20: Dude, if I was him, I would totally just endorse Trump. Fuck him a lot. She sucks.

Unknown_20: So the reason why I've sort of just given up and thrown this together is that I'm going to be real with you, okay? I'm going to give my little political take and you all can call me a faggot or whatever in the comments. I'm a little bit concerned. When I say a little bit concerned, I mean gravely concerned that there seems to be an intermingling of retarded right-wing grifters and Trump's campaign. I think that Milo Yiannopoulos and Laura Loomer are directly embedded in his campaign now. And that's a... Bad thing that JD Vance guy being like a shoe on head follower, I think is a bad thing because Pence was like old and it was just, he was sort of like, you know, we got this wild card Trump, but then we got Pence and he's like, he knows the game. He knows the system and he's going to, he's going to be like a stake that ties Trump down a little bit to make sure that he's capable of producing effective policy.

1:03:43
Unknown_20: Because he has somebody who he can bounce an idea off of and hear how that's actually going to work if it plays out. But with J.D. Vance, he's just some fucking guy. And the people around him just appear to be some fucking guys. So I watched the debate, and I didn't think that he did very good. He came across really unhinged. The things he said didn't make sense to me, and I was vaguely aware of what was happening.

Unknown_20: Um, it was, it was a pretty poor showing and, um, I don't like Kamala and I know that she was given softball questions and shit, but like, I didn't think it was a very good debate. So I'm a little bit concerned. Um, and then here's Laura Loomer having a, uh, argument on fucking Twitter with Marjorie Taylor green. I don't like either of these people, but they're like fighting like retards in public.

1:04:27
Unknown_20: And the gist of this seems to be that Laura Loomer made a... I think this is it.

Unknown_20: He says, or she says... If Kamala Harris wins, the White House will smell like curry, and White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center, and the American people will only be able to convey their feedback through a customer satisfaction survey at the end of the call that nobody will understand.

1:05:14
Unknown_20: Marjorie Taylor Greene... pretty correctly points out that that's a pretty tasteless comment to make. There's lots of Indian people in the U S they're technically Asians and they're not as hardcore democratic voting as like the blacks are to give you a comparison. I think Asians vote like 60 or 70 Democrat. Um, in 2020, 81% of black men voted for Biden and 90% 98% of black women voted for Trump, or for... Sorry, not for Trump, for Biden.

1:05:45
Unknown_20: Few...

Unknown_20: As many black women voted for third parties voted for Trump. That's how fucking small the margin is for Trump when it comes to black voters. 95% of black voters voted for Obama. And 93% voted for him the second time. And then I think it was the same number when you combine women and men for Biden. You can offend Haitians all day long. If you're a Republican, you can say whatever nasty, cruel shit you want about Haitians, and nobody will ever give a fuck. When it comes to the Asians, they're not so one-sided.

1:06:25
Unknown_20: So Marjorie Keller Greene says, This is appalling and extremely racist. It does not represent who we are as Republicans or MAGA. This does not represent President Trump. This type of behavior should not be tolerated ever. Laura Loomer should take this down. It is a pretty dumb thing to tweet because you're going to be voting and you're going to have historically small margins between the two candidates.

Unknown_20: So alienating the Asians is probably a bad idea. Then there's the back and forth. They have an open fucking back and forth retard Internet. Like this is like when I argued with with with Charles Warwick or Sticks Hexenhammer on my Twitter account. Like this is the kind of like retard fucking Internet drama thing. Shit that's spewing out between two major Republican politicians on Twitter. And I'm skimming through all of this just to show you that this is the fucking magnitude of back and forth messages between them. And it's not worth reading.

1:07:30
Unknown_20: And then I'm additionally concerned because I don't think that Marjorie Taylor Greene is actually giving a fuck about the messaging. I think she's upset that Trump is fucking Laura Loomer. And I'm not joking. Trump is fucking Laura Loomer.

Unknown_20: That's a woman in his campaign.

Unknown_20: And he's grabbing her right above on her waist. And she's in a weird tight fucking suit. So I think there's even more of this. I want to say there's even more of the Laura Loomer and Trump shit together. Because this is in Laura Loomer's thread. Let me skip ahead a little bit.

1:08:07
Unknown_03: I think there's some still, gosh, she's so fucking ugly.

Unknown_03: There's another thing that I saw, I think.

Unknown_03: This, look at this.

Unknown_20: Look at how close they are. This is not how you hold your, oh sorry, I fucked up my thing.

Unknown_20: This is not how you hold your campaign manager. This is how you touch somebody you're fucking. Donald Trump has been Laura Loomer, chat.

1:08:42
Unknown_20: I don't vote, but if I did vote, how the fuck am I voting for a man that stuck his dick in Laura Loomer voluntarily and holds on to her in public, chat? I can't vote for someone who's been loomed. I can't do it. It's bad, chat. It's really bad.

Unknown_20: It's weird, chat. I don't like it. It's not good.

Unknown_20: What's worse, Chet? Kamala Harris or a Loomer fucker? I'm being real. What's worse? It's a toss-up, man. It's a toss-up. You can't do better than Laura Loomer?

1:09:14
Unknown_20: What are you doing, bro? What are you doing? It just feels like... It just feels like they're all retarded.

Unknown_20: Trump had a really lean and mean campaign in 2016, and I think he had a pretty decent campaign in 2020, too. But what the fuck is this? This is like retard shit. You're not going to win. I thought this one was in the bag. You were up against the guy that fucking endorsed you for president.

1:09:47
Unknown_20: How did you fuck this up, bro?

Unknown_19: Why are you doing this?

Unknown_06: I don't know.

Unknown_20: It's bad. It's Jover. It's Trover. It's Laura Loomer over.

Unknown_20: Nobody expects. Isn't that a thing in politics when something happens in October that shakes the election? This is the September surprise. It's the Laura Loomer surprise. Actually, it's not out yet. That's the October surprise. Donald Trump is fucking around with Laura Loomer. And Laura Loomer is going to be like, hey, maybe we shouldn't do PDAs like this in public because Laura Loomer is ecstatic that she's getting to fuck the president of the United States. So she's going to come out and she's going to jeopardize the campaign by being open about it in October because that's when this shit happens. And that's the October surprise, the Laura Loomer surprise that shakes the entire country.

1:10:53
Unknown_20: Our country has to come together and decide, can we have a loomered president? Can we elect a man who has had sex with Laura Loomer? This will be the most contentious debate in our country's history since the question of if we can have a black man as president. In fact, it's probably a little bit more contentious. I'm going to be real with you. It's going to require some real soul searching on behalf of our entire country.

Unknown_20: Still voting Trump.

Unknown_20: I wish I could.

1:11:28
Unknown_20: Wish I could sleep easy with myself. Knowing that I voted for someone. Who stuck his dick in Laura Loomer. But it just ain't right. Just ain't right. He has a wife. He has kids with that wife. And yet. He wants to go for Laura Loomer.

Unknown_20: Just.

Unknown_20: It just ain't right.

Unknown_19: Just ain't right.

Unknown_20: Shocking, disgusting, vile, terrible, horrific, a tragedy the likes of which we haven't seen since that other time that a tragedy happened to the United States.

1:12:06
Unknown_20: I don't know who the fuck this guy is, and this doesn't really even qualify as being worth mentioning, but this guy called Taylor Hansen, who was a member of the Tenet Media. I mentioned that YouTube went out and deleted every single Tenet Media channel, and Taylor Hansen also received an email saying that his channel had been deleted.

Unknown_20: But he had a direct channel with Tenet Media, and he went out and said that YouTube deleted his channel, which prompted YouTube to come out and completely fucking bitch slap this guy, saying, Hi there. Wanted to jump in and clarify. The screenshot you shared shows a notice we sent on September 5th after the termination of Tenet Media and associated channels, including a Taylor Hansen channel with zero uploads or subscribers. It looks like a separate channel, Taylor USA, was deleted by its owner.

1:12:49
Unknown_20: On September 6th. So he deleted his own channel and then tried to say, oh no, oh no guys, I've been censored by YouTube. How can this be? Oh lordy, I'm such a victim. And then YouTube itself just comes in and is like, no boy, you did that yourself. We got the evidence.

Unknown_20: All right.

Unknown_20: So this happened, or I became aware of this very, very, very recently. And I'm about to hit you guys. A lot of the time when I talk about stuff on the internet, there's generally two broad categories of things that I talk about. Things that everybody has kind of seen if they pay attention to the forum or other internet drama stuff. And then some random stuff I dig up just for funsies. This is neither. I think that this is the biggest thing that nobody has talked about yet.

1:13:25
Unknown_20: On the Kamala Trump debate thing, there were quite a few different podcasters and streamers who did live coverage of the debate, as is natural for a debate streamer.

1:14:11
Unknown_04: Um...

Unknown_20: This guy, Carl Warwick, aka StickExenHammer666, decided that he would introduce his girlfriend on stream as he watched the debate. And since the debate is so bad, he would of course have a little bit of alcoholic beverages as he did so. This resulted in what is perhaps the most uncomfortable moment ever captured on a live stream.

1:14:43
Unknown_20: Those of weak disposition, avert your gaze. This is my darling.

Unknown_04: Yes.

Unknown_05: You done?

Unknown_04: No. Okay.

Unknown_03: Only slightly.

Unknown_20: So if you don't know, if you're only listening, he groped his girlfriend sitting on the couch next to him through her clothes. And the visible physical discomfort on display is like skin crawling. And his weird like, oh, yeah, my darling, that like his voice on top of this is like the creepiest fucking thing that's ever been recorded since like Pogo the Clown.

1:15:20
Unknown_20: Now, they are in a relationship, but this in and of itself is some level of complexity. Tarl is married, and there has been some speculation since he left the Netherlands, where his wife is from, that he has split with his wife, which is interesting because he has children with his wife. But that wouldn't be the first time that he's had children with a woman and then left her because that's actually his second wife and he has three children. The woman sitting next to him is a 30 year old woman that he's had a prior relationship with that ended on bad terms. How do I know this chat? Because she's a user of the Kiwi Farms and in 2019 she joined to tell her story with her experience with Carl Warwick. She was impregnated by him, and at six weeks, he told her that you will have an abortion, and she claims that she terminated her pregnancy to stay in a relationship with him, which he did not keep up with.

1:16:06
Unknown_20: She even moved to live with him in Vermont. This woman has had three other children with different men. So the both of them have three kids with different people that they're no longer in the lives of, and her experience sounds like that she's left the children to be with Carl.

1:16:42
Unknown_20: Um, she is a drug user and so is Tarle. So the two of them live in Vermont, live stream, um, have very, very awkward relations with each other and have three kids that they do not participate in the lives of so that they can sit on the couch and smoke weed and stream.

Unknown_20: Um, so that is to say that this, um, video not only is the most awkward thing ever captured on a live stream, it is also a window into the fact that Tara Warwick is absolute fucking white trash, the likes of which have never been seen before.

1:17:15
Unknown_20: Like before this, it was just kind of like, oh, he uses an Alienware laptop as like a flashlight. He refuses to own a phone. He doesn't want to use any technology that actually works because he is waiting for something like Rumble to come along so that he can get money from them. Just like grifter, retard, piece of shit, dumb fuck. But now it's like, oh, you're actual fucking garbage. Your whole libertarian thing is that you're a man-child retard and you're white fucking trash. I get it now. Now it makes sense.

Unknown_20: So I was going to post this on my Twitter, but I don't know how to do it because this is effectively a kind of like sexual harassment at the very least. And it could be full blown sexual assault because it's she's so obviously not into it. And he's just live streaming this. So I don't know if I should like for the Twitter, if I should like censor her face. I don't know if I should censor the groping. I'm debating what to do about it.

1:18:01
Unknown_20: But I'm going to, Tarl, I remember when I told you to join the Fediverse and you called me a retard. Swiggity sweetie motherfucker. I'm a very patient person. I wait for the day that you grope a woman that you forced to have an abortion on camera. And then I strike like an inland Taipei. Okay. I remember.

1:18:41
Unknown_20: Don't get carried away.

Unknown_20: Well, I'm open to suggestions if you guys have a theory. It's not, like, now, as is often the case, because the fucking internet drama streamers and the turkey toms of the world, they have their people watch the stream, and then they learn from it, and they make something out of whatever I show. And I think, like, mark my fucking words, this is, like, weird.

Unknown_20: Six is, like, in general, Six is popular still somehow. And he's in general weird and unlikable. And as I mentioned, this is one of the most profoundly awkward things ever captured on webcam. So expect that to happen.

1:19:13
Unknown_20: Tip the cow. Oh, I'm rocking this boat. Don't rock the boat. Rock the boat, baby. Don't tip the boat over. Let me read her post, actually. She says, hey, so all the things you guys could have looked into, my Steam account was it. Wow, you spread photos of Nayella's Instagram, yet you failed to look into mine where I'm clearly drinking from the original Styx mug. By the way, she's wearing his merch. Like, he's grabbing her booba through his own merch. It's crazy. And she's wearing the stupid-ass fucking hat.

1:19:48
Unknown_20: Um...

Unknown_20: Look, here's the thing. Tarle did something that I never could have imagined would have happened to me. He manipulated me into aborting our child on November 17th at six weeks, saying that if I chose to keep it, he would refuse to be emotionally invested and would only provide whatever fiscal support he was able. He would guilt me, saying that he didn't think I was ready to be a mother at 24 and he wasn't ready to be a father at 30. He said that if I was afraid to go to the doctor, he would concoct a tea using herbs from his garden and that I wouldn't taste it or even know. Quote, it would be like a heavy period and we can get this behind us.

1:20:23
Unknown_20: i am a faithful so so tarl is growing abortion herbs in his backyard how often does he need the abortion tea that he's just growing abortion herbs willy-nilly in his back garden in vermont

Unknown_20: I would like some clarity to the statement. Can we get like a, can we get the Kiwi farmers drone to visit his house in Vermont and identify the abortion herbs in the backyard?

1:20:59
Unknown_20: She says, I am faithful, loyal, a pretty damn good cook, and I was kind until I punched him in the face for lying to me for an entire year. He still lies to me. It took a very long time, but I have moved on. I'm in a happy, loving relationship with an amazing, honest man. We're expecting a child in a couple months.

Unknown_20: So I think that she abandoned this child, I think who was also like her third child, so that she could go do drugs with Carl, have some boardy tea, home-brewed boardy tea, as God intended. If Carl wishes to live out his days with Elizabeth, by all means, he can try. I'm aware that people are capable of changing, in quotes, but I lived with him and his family for over a year, with promise of change, and it was all a lie. I learned from a very young age that lying only creates more problems, so I do my best to tell the truth. That being said, there are always two or more sides to every story, so they can all be truthful in conflict.

1:21:44
Unknown_20: I actually left a comment on her profile saying run, and I'm going to add an addendum.

Unknown_20: Never mind. You deserve each other. I think I need to correct that original statement, Chad. I think I've had a change of opinion.

Unknown_20: How do we feel about this?

Unknown_20: How do we feel about this, chat? Give me your opinions. I'm reading. Give me a second to drink some water. Give me your take, chat.

1:22:19
Unknown_03: She's a philosopher, sis.

Unknown_20: Feeling pretty good. Based.

Unknown_20: Rakata-level parenting. Not quite. We're getting there, though.

Unknown_20: She knows who he is and is choosing it. Frowny face. Maybe she's there to get revenge.

Unknown_20: What do I think about this? Oh, I can click things. That's right. Hold on.

1:22:51
Unknown_20: Just depressing. I do not care. Drink the tea. Sneed. Shit's fucked and retarded. Josh is harsh but honest. Thank you. I appreciate that. I can fix her. Fuck them both.

Unknown_20: BPD.

Unknown_20: Feeling like I need some boardy tea. Don't do it.

Unknown_20: Don't ever drink anything from Tarle's Garden. He's like a dank, gothic, satanist herbologist, okay? You don't know what kind of pots he's brewing.

1:23:24
Unknown_20: You don't want to know what kind of renard weed he's putting into your drinks. A match made in hell. Fuck the pair of them. They're both cunts. Facepalm. Dilette Poste.

Unknown_20: Suffa sticks.

Unknown_20: Let it play out. It will be funny. I like your thinking. I think you are onto something.

Unknown_20: You get government you deserve, but the baby data you deserve.

Unknown_20: I mean, not yet. Maybe they'll have another. Fourth one's the charm. Fifth one, you know, she's, like, almost pushed out, like, an entire squad of U.S. soldiers. You can tell that she's pretty low IQ. So her kids are going to be our finest infantrymen. She gets three more kids out of Tarl. We got an entire, like, squadron. They can send those guys into Ukraine in a couple years.

1:24:01
Unknown_20: Okay. Six, Shackle Clinker. I'll close it out there.

Unknown_20: Okay, Milo has decided to do a thing where he's going to hang up pictures of his baby off. Speaking of making children that don't need to fucking exist irresponsibly, Milo says,

1:24:45
Unknown_20: across a six-block radius of his home on lamppost vehicles and other available spaces. And this is Milo canvassing the area in copies of his baby-off contract around Nick Fuenteza's townhome in Chicago.

Unknown_20: Just remember that Milo is a close associate of Donald Trump, and if anybody in the Kiwi Farms did anything like this, I would never hear the fucking end of it.

Unknown_20: That'll work. I'm sure that he'll give you attention one day, Milo. I mean, he wouldn't have given you attention if you had worn the Kiwi Farm shirt like you said you were going to, but alas.

1:25:27
Unknown_20: And let's wash this down with a little bit of wholesome boss man Jack content. Finally. Thank God it's over, Jack. Thank God the misery, the muck, the poor family decisions, the political mayhem is over. Bossman Jack is up to some stuff. In particular, he was super cracked out on stream, and the Windows Defender icon popped up and went doo-doo, and he thought, oh my God, I'm being hacked. So him being 10,000 IQ, upon realizing that his computer was definitely compromised because Windows Defender said it needs to update, he decided that he would avoid any kind of keylogger by using the on-screen keyboard.

1:26:15
Unknown_07: My computer might be keylogged, so I'm going to use my on-screen keyboard. Beautiful, guys. Got it. Got it, dude.

Unknown_05: That was a fat come up. So instead of, like,

Unknown_20: cleaning his computer or whatever he's just like yeah i'll just use the on-screen keyboard then i'm unhackable uh he has i think this is no this is text that i'll read

1:27:00
Unknown_20: he started, oh this he has like this huge so there was a time where he was buying precious metals and he sold all of his silver and gold unfortunately now he's selling his CSGO items he has CSGO equipment that's like several thousand dollars each because he was like buying this as like a way to invest his money as like an equity but he was just buying like CSGO skins and I think he's selling them

Unknown_20: Yeah, he's selling them for like half of what they're worth just to sell them as quickly as possible. So he sold this AWP Dragon Lore field-tested skin for $5,859 minus the 15% platform fee. And I think that they said that was over $10,000 in value that he threw away. So...

1:28:01
Unknown_04: That's what he's been doing.

Unknown_04: Yeah.

Unknown_20: Yeah, this is like his version of silver and gold, I guess.

Unknown_20: It's better than just wasting it, I guess. But that money's going to be spent and gambled now.

Unknown_20: He chimped out at Chips, his current sponsor, because he's doing crack. And I don't think that there's anything more sophisticated to that. He says...

Unknown_20: Like, what? Like, what?

1:28:52
Unknown_20: And they have the audacity to use me to advertise their site and then suspend my pay while I'm down on chips overall. I'm literally paying them to advertise their site. What the fuck, dude? I respect myself way too much to allow this bullshit. Fuck that man.

Unknown_20: Help me find a new sponsor, guys. They cross the line for real. I don't even have a car. Meanwhile, these guys are eating and I'm helping them tremendously. Sounds like Trump. He sounds like a mixed. When he writes and he's trying to be businessman, Jack, he sounds like a mix of like Dark Side Phil and Donald Trump.

Unknown_20: I don't know what it is. And it's not a 10 day suspension over a depot on another site.

1:29:31
Unknown_20: Flizzium asks, what's your contract say about it, boss? Bossman says, I don't know. You wouldn't be a chips employee, would you? No, never not.

Unknown_20: That's the way I see it, too. They don't want me up while I'm being sponsored by them? Huh?

Unknown_20: Vestige says, it's so disrespectful. You even keep up their banner during other streams.

Unknown_20: I should be stacking my money more and more every week, not be fucking down. Dude, the banner, yeah. Like, so they're fucking me over for real. Even if it was in the contract, do y'all think that's a fair punishment? I could. I could not log into Chips. I couldn't log in, literally. Thanks, guys. I'll figure it out. I had to tell y'all, though. I couldn't just hide this from y'all.

1:30:05
Unknown_20: um and then he's continuing to be upset he's locked into a contract with bloody bastard beast what does that mean well i'm contracted in just gotta stick it out great dude one month from when i signed it dude that's who gave me the suspension i'm not supposed to talk about it or i would who knows at this point you know this just seems super unjust to me maybe if i had access to chips that would make me that would make a little more sense

1:30:50
Unknown_20: I don't know why he can't figure out that these casinos don't want them depositing their money into other casinos. If they give him free money, what the expectation will be returned to them. So why would they give him free money to donate to Eddie? I just don't understand why he doesn't get that.

Unknown_04: Maybe it's because he's cracked out, Chet.

Unknown_04: How could these shady crypto sites behave in such a way?

Unknown_20: I think they're being pretty rational. Ooh, there's some boss men.

Unknown_07: Yeah, it's a Twitch rule. You can only get notified for one stream a day. So say I went live this morning, you would get notified for that.

Unknown_07: Yesterday morning and then the afternoon I streamed, you wouldn't get a notification for that. So it's just some rule that Twitch has. I don't know. A lot of people say they get notifications from everybody else but me.

1:31:29
Unknown_07: I mean, there's times I can't even ban people on my Twitch. Right now, I can't unban anybody or ban people. It's like I'm shadow banned. It's really strange. I don't know, man. It seems like the world's out to get me sometimes, but I know that's not the case. But yeah.

Unknown_20: Dude, that crack. Crack paranoia is like the most real symptom of any drug I've ever seen.

Unknown_07: I didn't either, bro. Until like, I guess like a month ago, a Twitch employee was like in my chat, dude. He had like the Twitch badge next to his name. I'm sure people were here for that, but we're there for that. He said, yeah, it's just once a day. But then I've had people tell me that they don't get any notifications and they do for every other streamer they follow. So I just, I don't know what's going on.

1:32:00
Unknown_20: Was that the Twitch employee that he called a fucking pussy and then you said you fucked his mom because he asked about the door in the back of your room?

Unknown_20: Like I get, that was one of the best boss man moments. Cause the guy joins in and he just sees the door and it's like so obvious. It's like so distracting that the door is just like unhinged. And I guess the Twitch employee thought that there'd be a funny story to it. Like, Oh dude, like my dog went fucking crazy and smashed into the door and left like a cartoon hole in it. And I have to replace it. And I haven't gotten around to it yet. And said, it's just like, I'm a violent retard and I broke my own door and I'm too lazy to fix it. And my own father is too lazy to fix it. So I just roll it in and out of the way, like the, the boulder in front of the, the cave that Jesus was laid to rest in.

1:32:34
Unknown_20: Um, yeah, cool.

Unknown_03: I do enjoy my boss, my intent chap.

1:33:12
Unknown_03: I think that there is the Reddit segment, though.

Unknown_04: Let's see.

Unknown_20: This is from OffMyChest by an anonymous user. And he says, I give up.

Unknown_20: I've so far asked three girls out in my life, and they've all said no. Every last one. I've never felt more like shit in my entire life. Getting turned down that many times is sad, bad, and is embarrassing. And it's something I can't change.

1:33:51
Unknown_20: I have to forever live with the fact I've been turned down three times in a row. Without a single yes. I might even get rejected more in the future if I were to try again. But to avoid that, I'm not going to try. I'm going to stay a virgin. Not going to keep feeling like shit after getting turned down. I tried three times and that's enough. I should have been told yes already by now. Missed out on so many opportunities in high school, but it is what it is. That time is gone. I'm not sexually attractive enough for the women I want. I am 21 years old.

1:34:23
Unknown_20: Swing low, sweet chariot.

Unknown_20: Mama's gonna carry you home.

Unknown_20: It's sad. Sometimes it ends real fucking early for you guys. You know how it ends. Like, three strikes, you're out. Third strike, well, you gotta put on the chastity belt. Kamala Harris will mail you from the Department of Commerce your chastity belt, and you just gotta wear it forever, because you lost.

1:34:56
Unknown_20: Imagine the rules of...

Unknown_20: Imagine if that's how it worked. You had to convince a girl, like, on your third try, or else you'd just lose it. Imagine how scary it would be to ask, like, your third one out. Like, you would have to, like, you would have to find somebody who's real down bad. And then they could just extort you for, like, whatever. Like, oh, yeah? You want to ask me out? I think I saw that you asked two other people out before. Okay, well... I'm a big fan of Rolls Royce.

1:35:30
Unknown_20: You would see a real improvement in the gene pool, I think. Real fast.

Unknown_20: Um, Haitian migrant GF. I don't even joke about such things.

Unknown_20: Um, okay. So I do actually have a little bit extra, a little secret extra, but I'm going to save it for the very end of the stream. Usually I don't do that, but it's kind of related to the outro song. So I will save it.

1:36:12
Unknown_20: Chat. Have I missed anything for the stream or shall we, shall we proceed to enjoy our weekends?

Unknown_20: Josh, let's be real. This dude isn't driving luxury cars. I mean, if that's what it took, if it was your three prostitutes and you offered a lot of money, I would kind of get it. No, you can't do a prostitute. You have to score naturally by Milo Yiannopoulos rules.

Unknown_04: You need to feed her your cat.

1:36:50
Unknown_20: There are people that make posts about marrying and impregnating 12-year-olds.

Unknown_20: Yeah, that's true. He probably is a groiper. Virgin groiper at 21. Third strike, I'm out, groiper.

Unknown_20: My dick fell off, groiper. Asian GF groiper.

Unknown_20: um the cobes drama cobes drama is that the naked and laughing is still hanging around like a fucking uh what's that thing that's on your asshole when you shit too hard hemorrhoid she's hanging around like a hemorrhoid voicemails do i have any you have a couple but none of them seem that interesting there's one guy trying to solicit me to live in his apartment in montana

1:37:46
Unknown_03: Oh my god, this guy left me a huge... This guy left me a message, and I'm just staring at it on my phone.

Unknown_20: And I see pizza at least 9,000 times in the message.

Unknown_20: I'll play it. I'll play it until I get bored of it.

Unknown_20: But I'm legit looking at the transcription, and it says pizza like maybe 100 times.

Unknown_03: Let's see if this one's to play. It does not...

Unknown_03: It shows up in the thing. Why wouldn't it want to play? I don't understand this app, man.

1:38:22
Unknown_04: Apps in general just suck ass. There we go. Oh my god, it's him.

Unknown_13: Listen, we gotta talk one pizza enjoy to another, but when you're moving back to the U.S., I know you don't want to dox yourself before you get back over the border, but if you've got a choice, you've got to consider somewhere in the Midwest, the new pizza capital of America. We've got every style, and I know how you brag about the cheese selection in Europe, but we've got all them cheeses. We've got just as many, and we put them on pizzas. We've got levels of pizzas. We've got national chains. We've got the Domino's, the Pizza Hut. Little Caesars, Papa John's, Marco's.

1:38:53
Unknown_13: Got that pepperoni magnifico. Triple the amount. Strips and slices. Unbelievable. You got the little chains like the Jets pizza, Papa Murphy's, Sbarro's.

Unknown_20: The distortion from the phone adds a lot to the quality of the voicemail.

Unknown_13: And you got the little family places like the Sano's. You got them little pepperonis that curl up when you cook them and they get the juice inside.

1:39:29
Unknown_13: Broadway's, Fazoli's. I'm talking about the good one over on Glenstone.

Unknown_04: I told you it was very long. Happy's Pizza.

Unknown_13: And you get the weird things that you only go to on a bed or a dare because you're too fucking drunk. Pizza Populous, that Chicago-style deep dish.

Unknown_13: John Stewart used to say there were marinara swimming pools for rats. His words, not mine. Or you got California Pizza Kitchen. Hold up, there's this one, too. This is this guy trying to solicit me into his rape dungeon in Montana. You've got freedom to eat any fucking thing in America, but if you put that cardboard in your mouth...

1:40:04
Unknown_20: Is he from Chicago? Does he have a Chicago accent? I never would have expected that.

Unknown_20: He has an accent. Some kind of weird... His accent is inherently threatening. He's not trying to sound threatening. He's trying to sound nice, but his accent is threatening. It has a threatening quality to it.

Unknown_20: There's this one, too.

Unknown_02: Montana. I don't think I want to go to Montana.

1:40:45
Unknown_04: How many serial killers are up there in, like, the Cote d'Ivory or whatever the fuck in, um... Not Cote d'Ivory, the other one.

Unknown_20: Coeur d'Alene, whatever the fuck. The northern place in Idaho. There's so many serial killers up there in those mountains, bro.

Unknown_20: We can hide your body. Nobody will ever find them.

Unknown_20: It's a New York accent. Ah, give up.

Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_20: Okay. I will no longer stall. I will do the super chats.

Unknown_04: Then I have a special thing for those that stick around.

Unknown_04: Schneeberg, Stein, Goldman, for $50, says, Happy Pizza Day.

1:41:25
Unknown_20: Thank you. We just had our pizza call-in. Now we have our pizza super chat. Thank you very much.

Unknown_20: Humble Guardsman, for one, says, The mutant bears his heresy on the outside. The traitor hides it in his soul. The emperor protects. I think that is also a Warhammer 40k thing. AnimeSexCoop and Sneed, for one, says, When I said I was high test...

Unknown_20: I was just memeing. I didn't actually think I was a virile, fertile stud. I'm so fucked and scared, honestly. Bro, you are so fucking weird. Sneedo for one says, is Sneed today gone forever? Yes, it was seized directly by the TLD's owner, which is Donuts. And that's unfortunate because Donuts owns a lot of those fun TLDs.

1:41:56
Unknown_20: Anime sucks. Cope and Sneed, for one, says, I need more of your advice. You're not my e-daddy, but my big brother, who I like to piss off and annoy. Well, you're not asking me for advice on this message. TP2 says, Could you please stop mentioning Butterdog, the dog with the butter? Haitians are eating our pets, and we don't need you to make them sound even tastier. Thanks. If anyone eats the fucking Butterdog, the dog with the butter on them, the Butterdog dog with the butter on them, they got some fucking problems. Maybe that's why the black guy put the butter on the Butterdog.

1:42:30
Unknown_20: he was basting the butter dog he wasn't putting butter on his head for no reason he was to baste that nigga so he could be even tastier she has some gourmet butter it's not a butter dog it's a gourmet butter dog shocking the developments here

Unknown_20: Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, what is your esteemed opinion?

Unknown_20: What in your esteemed opinion was the point of the Nikocado thing? What is the next part of his plan? I've already said this. His thing was to make money. Because remember, he's the top 1% earner, one of the top 1% earners on OnlyFans. So he makes millions of dollars. OnlyFans creators made over $6 billion in 2023. And then he was a huge multi-million subscriber channel on YouTube. And then he's lost the weight. And in the comments, he's posting these before and after pictures. And it's like, oh, my God, what's your secret, bro? Sponsorship. It's coming. He's going to partner with one of those things. Like it's going to be like Subway, like a restaurant or like Soylent or one of those subscription services where they just send you groceries and little little instruction manuals on how to cook it. He's going to do it. I'm telling you.

1:43:46
Unknown_20: Uh, Millennium Zaku for two says sick of all the Enoch shit. Please read some real scripture. And then there is shit that goes hard on the hex.

Unknown_03: Um,

Unknown_20: It's a very, very, very fat man, and he has a shirt that says, He who does not lick the clit should not get to hit. Cuchinthians 169. Extremely tasteful. I like how even in this picture, the woman between the photographer and this fat fuck... Is like averting her gaze. So she doesn't have to look at that shirt. Because she hates it. And she hates him.

1:44:17
Unknown_20: Palpable contempt. Look at her face.

Unknown_19: Just like completely done with it.

Unknown_20: I would be very impressed if you can actually do that.

Unknown_20: Stupid fuck for five says, I've got a 60 inch TV for 200 bucks. I didn't want a smart TV, but I couldn't turn the price down. And here I am watching the show on it. I almost like you're a real broadcaster.

1:44:55
Unknown_20: Oh God. The shitty, shitty smart TVs are just like, they're full of ads.

Unknown_20: If you're ever in Airbnb and they have one of those fucking TVs, it like literally plays ads. Like you're just on the HDMI main page and it's like, I'm actually sweaty. You're going to listen to an ad now. Like, bro, I'm going to lose. I'm going to snap. You guys better know which brands don't play fucking ads because if I get a TV and there's an ad on it, you'll never see me again. I'm going to jail. I will be in fucking prison. Okay.

1:45:28
Unknown_20: My hamster is a turf for one says podcast spinoff idea for Josh. Mad at the legislative process.

Unknown_20: It sounds extremely boring. I don't know enough.

Unknown_20: Just in general, I assume I hate everything that gets done in government ever.

Unknown_20: Strefleria for five says, nothing. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Unknown_20: Shusky for two says, Josh, I pray you defeat Buffalo Bearer, Liz Fong Jones, and his high-tech troon goons once and for all, Sneed. I'm working on it. One day we'll have good news, I promise.

1:46:01
Unknown_20: It's in the mail at some point.

Unknown_20: Shusky is two for two says, what will it take for you to do an entire stream in your impeccable impressions?

Unknown_20: What's funny is that if you read comments on videos that are not like the official Matt at the internet channels, there's so many people complaining about my accents.

Unknown_19: Suffer.

Unknown_20: David S877 for 25 says, suffer Jannies, except KF Jannies. They're cool. That's a contentious opinion.

Unknown_20: Thank you very much, though. Haramberger42 says, crawling in my bed. Wait, what? Crawling in my bead?

1:46:41
Unknown_20: crawling in my bed my butt it will not heal a girl just took my band confusing why i kneeled myself that's an extremely difficult thing to read thank you longboarder two for one for five says happy pizza day josh and welcome back to linux thanks for giving me some entertainment on my sick day keeping me sane while i am sneezing like crazy well hopefully you get better kind of weird time of year to get allergies though maybe you're australian

Unknown_20: Blitz here, for one, says, in a very shocking update by Jagex, Sirquam now says no tranny may harm me, and any player whose body type doesn't match their pronoun now deals no damage and is instantly lumberaged by his attacks. I didn't realize that Sirquam was such a fucking gigachud. Is his avatar, like, when you talk to him, is it just like the chud guy, like, in RuneScape mode? Just like a low-polygon chud?

Unknown_20: DarkHallowed for 20 says, I thought this would be relevant to the discussion. And then there is a Zitter link. And it says... It's a video.

1:47:39
Unknown_03: Okay, let's see.

Unknown_03: Cash out. Cash out. You already got it. I'm saying y'all already got my cash out.

Unknown_20: This kid has a TikTok channel where he tries to sell a fake PS5 to blacks. Every single one just steals it from him.

Unknown_21: PS5.

Unknown_20: You tripping, gang.

Unknown_21: Oh, bro, chill out. Chill out. Bro, the people.

Unknown_21: You can get some, bro. Chill out. No, bro. Give me that. Black guy. Oh.

1:48:12
Unknown_21: Things are terrible. Chill out, bro. Hey, bro. Chill out, bro. What the fuck?

Unknown_20: This is fake.

Unknown_21: I hope these boxes contain a full printout explainer on per capita.

Unknown_20: Yeah, good luck with that one

1:48:54
Unknown_20: Thank you. Thank you very much, Space Allen. I appreciate it. I agree. Long overdue. Oh, that's convenient. At least we didn't have to hear about what other people who are popular in Hollywood are also rapists. That's a good thing for everybody.

Unknown_20: Schneiden Fieden produces, in Danish there's a word, tamkriege, translated to intestine warrior, also known as faggot in the English language. Learned it from the corp, the more you know. Interesting. In Danish, they say intestine warrior.

1:49:33
Unknown_20: What a strong Nordic heritage.

Unknown_20: Now I see where the Swedes get it. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I am having a good day. Thank you very much.

Unknown_20: Sir Calf, for one, says Sony's rampant Judaism has no end. Helldivers 2 announced that new stratagems are paywalled.

1:50:08
Unknown_20: Star of David emoji. I miss February era Helldivers so fucking much. I'm very happy that I downloaded the game and I got into it when the hype was good because I got like a couple good hours in and it was pretty decent. And then the next time I went into play, everyone was like, don't even fucking bother. It's shit now.

Unknown_20: The exact moment I gave up on Helldivers was when I could no longer pop the heads off those giant-ass things like little ticks using my rocket launcher. At that point, I was just like, oh, fuck this.

Unknown_20: Arian Queen Generator for Five says, Please, Josh, you must help Nick. Nick appears to have lost hope and stopped streaming as much. I need more Nick being an idiot. Please text him that everyone cares about him and needs his cuckold energy. I'll do you one better.

1:50:42
Unknown_20: Wow, it sure is nice to have epically owned Nick Ricada once and for all. It appears that us Kiwi Farms users sure were on top of our game and convinced everyone that we were right all along. With nobody around to correct the record, we sure have won completely and totally over Nick Ricada.

Unknown_20: Joyous day, Kiwi Farms users.

1:51:17
Unknown_20: I think that'll help, bro.

Unknown_20: This might be the craziest Uno reverse card ever pulled by a child predator. Okay. Yes.

Unknown_20: Yeah, I guess so, motherfucker.

Unknown_07: I'm attracted to every fucking thing.

Unknown_20: Are you?

Unknown_07: Yes.

Unknown_04: You're attracted to everything. You got a nice dick. Bro. Please? Bro.

1:51:48
Unknown_20: black guy's just like he's like the the most mental defensive position a black man can take where he's just going bruh bruh like unable to process unable to handle the 10 000 iq white man white pedophiles attacks it's like one of those kung fu hits that like ruptures your liver and you just immediately like shit yourself and die from one punch

1:52:24
Unknown_20: Thank you. Judy Tester for three says, and you can't see it on the overlay, but I can see it on mine. It appears to be a dab of butter emoji and a snake emoji as if to imply that there is such a thing as a butter snake, a snake with the butter on them. And I don't think there is. I think that such a thing would be impossible.

Unknown_20: Octavia sales rep for five says the snake schmuck for sure had several had a serval cat and was trying to breed it with his cat to sell the kittens. Well, that is fucking terrible. I watched the last episode of Chimp Crazy because it came out on the 9th, I think. And that was a fucking crazy mini-doc. And the exotic animal trade shit has to fight. It's unreal, actually, that we have exotic animal trading in the U.S. still. Like I think it's harder to bring like animal bones across state lines than it is to bring like human remains. So how the fuck are they trafficking like servals and the most venomous snake to ever fucking live and then like kangaroos and shit. It's like crazy.

1:52:54
Unknown_20: News Hammy, 69 for 2, says, My friend told me they really need to go home and feed their baby hamsters. I told them that was a terrible diet for a baby.

1:53:33
Unknown_20: That's stupid.

Unknown_20: Ugalis Need for 5 says, Thanks for the streams. Going to bed will catch the VOD. Okay, we'll see you tomorrow, I guess. Thanks for the update.

Unknown_20: Red Eyes Black Dragon for 10 says, Praise Yehovah. Pen is safe from the hungry Japanese and Chinese. And then there is a YouTube link. Let's see if this one is age-restricted.

Unknown_03: This is CBS News Chicago.

1:54:08
Unknown_20: Penguin lost at sea found in Japan. A runaway penguin has been found safe in Japan nearly two weeks after she first went missing.

Unknown_01: The six-year-old penguin, known as Penn, who was born and raised in captivity, was traveling with staff in August when she escaped into open waters. But miraculously, the arrival of Typhoon Shanahan helped keep her safe. With no boats able to operate, the penguin avoided collisions and getting caught in fishing nets. On Sunday, someone spotted Penn swimming nearly 30 miles away from where she first went missing. She had no injuries and was in good physical shape. I do have to say, though, maybe Penn, maybe this is wrong for me to say, wanted to be free. She's like, I'm free. Let me go. I mean, escaping into open waters. But either way, I hope Penn's okay. Yeah, I'm glad she dodged all of the boats or bad stuff that could happen to her.

1:54:43
Unknown_20: She just wanted a vacation. She didn't want to be let loose in the wild. She just wanted a little vacation. That's okay. That's cute. That's a nice update, I guess. I'm happy to hang in the safe.

Unknown_20: Oh, thank you. Rickenbacker, for one, says... Stalker child leader, I know one of your henchmen have been training squirrels. It's clear they are training them to eat my tomatoes and shit on my chairs. Enjoy prison.

1:55:21
Unknown_20: I see that the dastardly totality of all my crimes are catching up to me.

Unknown_20: Haramberger42 says, After the Skull Merchant came out in Dead by Daylight and started holding matches hostage with drone coverage, there is now a hidden one-hour time limit. The entity will kill survivors. Killer wins. I remember when the Skull Merchant came out, I bought her and I played her. And I remember I laid down my drones. You could just lay them right on the fucking... Because you have three of them, and you can lay them right next to the generators. And in some situations, they can't help but go through them. So you could easily trap all three generators at once. And the only way for the survivors to win is that they all three have to go in the gins at once so that you have to pick which ones are going to go after. And they have to complete them that way. It was a, it was a complete fucking mess. I remember winning a game that went on for like 20 minutes because they were trying to do it one at a time and I could just lock them down. I remember thinking as playing the killer and winning, like this is bullshit. Yeah. this is actually if i was a survivor i'd be fucking pissed what a shitty design camp a killer should not camp a killer should like hunt you know that's like the fucking game um the snake jew reminds me of this and then there's a cat box file which we have much luck with all the time oh here we go well that is pretty close actually

1:56:53
Unknown_20: Yeah, I can't believe it. All this time, Boss Man Jack is a Boss Man Jew.

Unknown_20: Dun, dun, dun. Terrifying.

Unknown_20: Crispy Legs for 10 says, Happy Friday the 13th. Thank you. You too. I appreciate it.

Unknown_20: Uh, Tetherbacks for 20 says, I don't understand why people hate DSP. He is just some boring guy who streams games to make some walking around money who sometimes does something funny. I just don't get it. Well, I mean, he is pretty like deceitful. He, he's like dishonest whenever he thinks he can get away with it. I kind of understand like the, like why people feel this obsessive need to like constantly fact checked him, but I just don't see like the actual purpose of it. Like who gives a fuck? I don't care enough about his antics to like want to debunk him constantly on every single thing that he says. You know what I mean?

1:57:28
Unknown_20: But I kind of get like where the obsession comes from. I don't understand the anger though. I would never want to follow someone that just makes me angry.

Unknown_03: Thank you.

Unknown_20: Very, very little, I think. I think that she'll die before that happens. Bro, you know that the clips are $10 so that they don't hold up the stream too long. It's a six-second clip I'll play out.

1:58:22
Unknown_03: I don't know you! Ugh!

Unknown_20: I don't know who's who in this situation. Ralph would definitely get his ass kicked. I think you're wrong. Tetra Baxter 20 says, yeah, get the griffers out if Trump wants to actually do anything in 2024. I agree. And Tetra Baxter 20 says, Trump is good at identifying his enemies, but still sucks at identifying his allies. Same story as in 2016. That's because he likes ass kissers. He likes people that suck his ass.

Unknown_20: Laura Loomer, I bet you.

Unknown_20: I bet you. Laura Loomer sucks that ass.

1:58:58
Unknown_20: That's the only explanation. You know, it's true. You know, in your heart of hearts, I'm right. There's no other explanation. Uh, thank you. Steenberg, Stein Goldman for five says voting is gay. And if you vote your neighbor cattle, I agree. That's based. Clay Dante for 15 says Trump's first act back in office was to open a commission on who slashed Loomer's tires. This is a reference to when she drove on rotten tires until they blew, then claimed they were slashed. Okay.

Unknown_20: I remember this. I don't know why I remember this, but I suddenly do.

1:59:32
Unknown_20: Uh, thank you.

Unknown_20: Uh, he deedly for one says six, six, six, six is doppelganger Greer, but can move his face and has non-purchase sex.

Unknown_20: Um, Greer. I always mix him up with the other guy, the rageaholic. He's like a less successful and funny rageaholic. Rageaholic can actually make a good point every so often.

Unknown_04: Bobby is God for five says you won Joshua Moon.

Unknown_20: You succeeded, Joshua Moon. You're smart, Joshua Moon. You're the smartest litigant ever, Joshua Moon. You're a success, Joshua Moon. You had a great stream today, Joshua Moon. Thank you, Bubble God. I appreciate it.

2:00:04
Unknown_20: That's a reference to a random quote, by the way. Coco for two says my friend made this the reaction in the Minecraft movie trailer.

Unknown_20: You know, it's like the same two people who send me links over and over again. I've just realized this. And it's always like $2 super chat. It's like, here, look at this link. Okay, look, I got you. Let's sneeze. Okay.

Unknown_04: Yeah.

Unknown_04: That's pretty good.

2:00:36
Unknown_20: Thanks.

Unknown_20: That is indeed Jack Black's photoshopped with Sneed. BunkerHousing42 says, To that girl attached with sticks, I'd like to know if there's no easy way to success, there's only hard work.

Unknown_20: I don't know what the fuck that means, but there's a comment like that on her profile, so I'm assuming this is your way of tormenting her.

Unknown_20: Sneedo42 says, I found Bossman's new license plate. Oh boy. Yeah.

Unknown_20: It is a Friends of Cole Virginia license plate that is typed out to spell crack.

2:01:10
Unknown_20: Yeah. I don't know if he's a friend of Cole. Oh, because he loves black people. Okay, gotcha.

Unknown_20: Canada is American soil for two says great name. Green makeup is the thing because it wears better and is more comfortable on skin and it lasts longer than face paint.

Unknown_20: I don't know what that means. Why would you ever want to have green face paint on?

Unknown_20: Thank you. Select a username for 10 says it's been either ever been to the coffee cup halls, Joe's patties, or any other P Cola restaurants ever go to the Wentworth museum. They renamed it because he was in the clan.

2:01:46
Unknown_20: I might have. Joe Paddy's sounds familiar. Is Joe Paddy's the seafood place that's on the coast? There's a really nice seafood place that has live seafood that they catch daily, and I think that's Joe Paddy's. I think they have a restaurant affixed to it that cooks the seafood on the spot. I don't think I've been to the restaurant, but if that's the seafood place, I've definitely been there to get seafood. Um, cause when I was doing keto, I ate a lot of fish. So I would go there and I would get like whatever they had and I would just fry it basically.

2:02:18
Unknown_20: Uh, thank you. Seek a loather for 10 says, is there any difference between having DSP supporters docs and having cognitive thoughts, cognitive supporters docs?

Unknown_20: Yeah, because when they were doxing DSP supporters, they were doing it to try and extort him into doing something. If they're just doxing Cox supporters, you know, and when I say doxing, I mean just finding public information about them and posting it because they can. Yeah, there is a difference. Like there's a difference in like extortion and shit.

Unknown_20: DBS to V for three says, I'm feeling generous. Here you go. Thank you. Appreciate it. Tetrabax for 20 says, why can't he just buy a GF in RuneScape like the rest of us? I think he tried that at one point when he was first starting streaming on gambling sites. He had a girlfriend that he met in RuneScape, and she dumped him.

2:02:49
Unknown_20: Tetrabax for 20. Oh, I already read that. Thank you. Brianna Woo Hyperbimbo for 10 says, rough talking about his broken hip. Speaking of him being holed. Okay, that sounds funny. Let's see.

Unknown_19: Oof, ouch, ow, my bones, my bones.

2:03:19
Unknown_19: I tried lifting my gunt up so I could poo, and I broke my hip.

Unknown_19: I actually did fracture my hip in that wreck. I guess that's why it's been hurting so much. I finally went to the doctor yesterday.

Unknown_20: It's what's called a non-displaced fracture, so it doesn't look like I'll need surgery. They did give me some pain pills. Which led to the lower quality second promo yesterday. So I think I'm just going to deal with the pain. Also, I hate opioids. And the last thing I would need is to be more... Start liking them somehow. I know that A-logs are desperate to see me back on the sauce. But they'll just have to be satisfied with me almost breaking my hip. I mean, physical pain.

2:03:55
Unknown_20: I have to go see a therapist today to see what all I'm going to have to do to set up a schedule for after my treatment, which is electronic bone stimulation. I prefer it when the nurse gives me manual bone stimulation. But I guess I'll follow the doctor's advice. What a gross, fat, fucking faggot.

Unknown_18: hello killstream faithful and hello dsp phil burnell dsp dumb stupid and petulant uh hey hey uh can you give me a backronym for the letters dsp that says something really nasty that hurt his feelings i just now came up with that on the fly because that's how i roll i'm not a joke like you phil i'm sure i'm sure you did not write that down

2:04:52
Unknown_20: I'm sure you're not literally reading notes right now as you're looking down at the table.

Unknown_12: No, I can actually speak for a living quite quick-witted, actually.

Unknown_12: I'm very smart, actually. I'm very smart. I just wanted to say I'm going to miss a show today. And I hate that I've missed all these shows recently. But I actually went to the doctor. I know the A-logs are desperate for me to fall off the wagon again.

Unknown_12: And I actually went to the doctor yesterday because of my hip. And it's been hurting ever since that car wreck. And I actually... Somebody told me in chat that I should get this checked out. I actually did crack my hip.

2:05:31
Unknown_12: So that's why I was a little bit off in the second video. I actually got medicine for that.

Unknown_12: But I don't really like it. So I don't think I'm going to take it anymore because it kind of makes me feel...

Unknown_12: sick it's an opioid actually and um you know i'm a pill guy no doubt uh over the years uh but opioids kind of make me feel sick and like i don't know like sick to my stomach basically uh so i'm gonna just do the therapy uh that they've suggested um and so I don't think I'll have to have any surgery or anything on it. It's just a minor crack. But that's not why I'm missing the show today, actually. It's because I have to deal with a family issue and I have to deal with a personal issue. And I won't say anything more than that because there's no need to give the A-Logs any more ammo. I wanted to do the DSP... Pre-festival show, basically, today.

2:06:10
Unknown_12: But instead, I'm going to take this weekend. I may do a show tomorrow. Depends on if I have to travel because of that personal issue or not.

2:06:47
Unknown_12: I may do a show tomorrow. He's going to California to see Zonda.

Unknown_20: Zanda, the son he actually cares about. He gave May a daughter and he doesn't care about her so he disposed of her like trash. Poor little... He disposed like trash his own daughter that he named after his mother. Gave her his mother's name to show how much he loved and honored his mother, the only woman that he could ever trust and really love unconditionally. threw her away like trash because she doesn't have a penis and that's what he really cares about he wants a little boy with a penis because that's his error whatever the fuck uh yep stay gluttonous ralph um anime sucks cope and sneed for five says cat box file still the best advice you ever gave me big bro not a dragon um okay let me see what this is

2:07:44
Unknown_03: Oh my fuck, bro. You're a fucking weird.

Unknown_20: He literally, he sent me a DM and he sent me like, he kept apologizing for like annoying people on the forum. And like, I just responded and said, you worry too much about shit that doesn't matter. So he has literally framed this and hang this on his wall.

Unknown_20: Just imagine the money it would make if I liked anime.

Unknown_20: I got the parasocial magic, okay? If I just liked the anime, I would have so much more. SneedbergsteinGoldman45 says, those pizza voicemails would make perfect audio logs for a Keeley Farms video game.

2:08:15
Unknown_20: Maybe in one where I'm, like, dead. I'm kidnapped and murdered.

Unknown_20: TetraBags for $200. Has a great stream. Have a happy pizza day. You too. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

Unknown_20: Vordir for Jesus. I thought of a funnier punchline. What do you think the chance is that Eugenia Cooney is doing a reverse Nikocado, has secretly pre-recorded two years worth of videos, and is actually dead? Um...

2:08:55
Unknown_20: Probably also zero. She's too stupid to think of someone funny like that. Uh, Kath King Khan for one says the moon landing was fake. Fascinating point of view.

Unknown_20: Debugs for one says, since Snead today is gone forever, would you make a Snead today survivor trophy?

Unknown_20: I mean, I probably should have given a trophy out contemporaneously when we came off of tour, but I didn't know that would be the end of tour. I can try to find everybody that made a post during the time we were only one tour and give them a trophy.

2:09:29
Unknown_20: Murdoch Chan for one says going to watch Maddie on my Samsung smart fridge next. Oh, great. Please contribute to the botnet. That's great.

Unknown_20: Lucifer 210 for one. 210 for 10 says X link.

Unknown_20: And this apparently is a clip of come on. Oh, wait.

Unknown_20: No, no, no, no, no. You're spoiling things. Silence. Silence, stalker child.

Unknown_20: Thank you. Gay store spokesman for five says due to insurance need, the gay store returns and complaints phone number will be forwarded to our number one spokesperson, Joshua Gay Products and Accessories Moon. It's basically already my voicemail. You can't make it much worse. As Nito for one says, funny how there's a Dodge Charger in the background of that PS5 prank video. How typical. Dude, people are shocked when I tell them that the fucking Charger is a black people car.

2:10:06
Unknown_20: Or as they sometimes say, a drug dealer car, which is a polite euphemism for black people.

Unknown_20: Ice Mexican for 10 says, the Styx video reminds me of this guy. And then there is a X-Link.

2:10:41
Unknown_03: Nothing will ever top this video.

Unknown_16: Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! Today is also my birthday! And because it's my birthday, I get to introduce you to my girlfriend, who is amazing!

Unknown_16: Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! Today is also my birthday! And because it's my birthday, I get to introduce you to my girlfriend, who is ama- One, today is also my birthday! And because it's my birthday- One, today is also my birthday!

Unknown_06: Marcus, you don't wanna do this!

Unknown_16: Let her go!

Unknown_15: Breaking news, a man is currently holding his girlfriend hostage. Police are outside of his home.

2:11:15
Unknown_08: I got a shot. This is Rover 2L2, eye in the sky. We have visual on target. I repeat, we have visual on target.

Unknown_01: Hi, we are live in front of the home where a woman is being held hostage. Breaking news, a man is currently holding his girlfriend hostage.

Unknown_15: Police are outside of his home. My fellow Americans, I know we are all aware of the current market situation developing, and I want to assure you I have my top FBI agents on the case.

Unknown_06: Michael Holmes, I know we are all aware of the current market situation developing, and I want to assure you I have my top FBI agent on the case. FBI agent on the case.

2:11:46
Unknown_04: Let's go get this son of a bitch.

Unknown_20: Oh no, now it's rounding all the way back to cake shit. It's come full circle. It is considered to be armed and dangerous.

Unknown_12: That's pretty good. I mean, it got a little bit too convoluted, but the first bit where they just started doing body parts and shit, that's really fucking clever.

Unknown_20: That's really good.

2:12:22
Unknown_20: Thank you.

Unknown_20: Porglack for one says, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA. I've got the last Super Chatter Docs. I have a feeling that's not a real address.

Unknown_20: Redbean Ward for one says, how much would you charge to watch these 3.5 minutes? I need your expert professional opinion. $30. $30.

Unknown_20: I don't know, bro. It better be funny. Like, I don't know. Post it on Banny if you just want my opinion. If it's funny, you can link it.

2:12:53
Unknown_20: Brianna Wu, Hyperbimbo42 says, Josh, all domesticated animals were once wild. Why do you want to limit the pioneers of our age like Tanya? Given enough time, we will have chimpanzee butlers and snake friends too. Also, fuck PETA. Because our last attempt at domesticating a chimpanzee resulted in the end of civilization as we know it. So I think we should learn our fucking lesson and stop trying to re-invoke slavery.

Unknown_20: Pashima Ham Ham for one says, since you work from home, how do you balance work leisure time during your week? Do you take days off? Very, very, very, very poorly. I basically cycle through bouts of intense work and then intense nothing, basically.

2:13:27
Unknown_20: devious to be for one says watch the chimp crazy doc i was rooting for the chimp lady everyone else was big nose tribe it's true they were um it's a little bit yeah it's a little bit hard because they're so smug and nasty you don't really like them i felt kind of bad for the stupid chimp lady uh whistling cat 3258 says happy pizza day volume warning and then there's a video okay it's apparently a loud video

2:14:06
Unknown_07: Do you guys hear that? It's like a weird noise.

Unknown_20: Nice try. Wake up.

Unknown_07: It's time to wake up, chat.

Unknown_20: Nice try. Thought you could boss man me.

Unknown_20: RealFrogGod for one says, found out there was another horrible snake breeder by the name of Charles Reed who did the same thing but was breeding poisonous snakes to actually kill them.

Unknown_20: Are you referring to the Indian guy? That like...

Unknown_20: Oh, it's just some random retard with a snake.

2:14:37
Unknown_03: There you go. I can believe that.

Unknown_20: I've never heard of a Jewish gambling addict.

Unknown_20: Thank you.

Unknown_20: Arian Queen Generator for two says, Arian Queen Generator for 200. Thank you, Kiwi Dimo. I enjoy Nick's new stream tonight. You're welcome.

Unknown_20: Malocalypse the Younger for 20 says, I know you write subsect articles, but do you read them? If so, for your consideration, after the state, the coming of neo-medievalism and the great decentralized by Kulak, a bit Yarvin-esque.

2:15:10
Unknown_20: Not usually, no. I write about things that I'm very interested in, and I'm not interested in reading about too much right now. I'm more focused on my Sigma grind set, you know what I mean?

Unknown_11: Thank you, though.

Unknown_20: Gormless Wonder for one says, the extra videos posted here are Keno, a great ad for your Gumroad. You should be proud of them. Holy shit, the India one. Oh, I'm glad. I'm glad you have enjoyed the bonus content. As I said, I'm posting the Gumroad stuff a week after it comes out on the Rumble.

2:15:49
Unknown_20: If you are interested in that, you can always subscribe to the Gumroad.

Unknown_20: Thank you.

Unknown_20: Vordir for Tim says, YouTube link. Thank you, Vordir. I appreciate it.

Unknown_20: Sir Calf for one says, regarding your no disk drive point, now that I think about it, when I bought a physical PC copy of Skyrim on release, it was an empty CD that just led you to the Steam and gave you a Steam key. Happy pizza day. I remember that. I remember seeing pictures of it, but I just bought it off Steam.

Unknown_20: Cole Cole for two says, my friend sent me this in reaction to your condemnation of Trump's. He hopes he has your vote. Okay, let's see it.

2:16:25
Unknown_22: The United States, we have the worst niggers. I'm talking about the filthiest gorilla monkey niggers. Nobody has ever seen niggers like ours. These stupid fucking niggers.

Unknown_20: Chad, is this real? Can somebody write the FEC? Did he actually say this? Dude, oh my god, I can't believe Trump said that.

Unknown_20: This is crazy. What's happening to our democracy, Chad? I condemn that in the strongest possible terms.

Unknown_20: Don Ujo for two says, Anime sucks. Learn to let that which does not matter truly slide. Truly the best advice you can give somebody. Tiz the Happy for 20 says, From Hawaii with love. And this will be the last one before I close out. Oh, there's one more, and then I'll close out.

2:16:56
Unknown_20: Somebody else superchats that the last one's not from Anime sucks. Cope and Snead, please. Okay, this is from Hawaii with love, apparently.

Unknown_10: We think our soda's the finest on the market today. And what's the best way to prove it?

Unknown_20: Oh, crashing my fucking browser tab, apparently.

Unknown_10: ...on the market today. And what's the best way to prove it? We just ask the average person on the street. Ah, sir, can we talk with you for a moment, please? Well, I don't know. I gotta go catch Boss Pololo House in two minutes. Sir, sir, this won't take too long. What's your name, please? Uh, James Kilpatrick Mohini Montague Del Rio Okada Jr.

2:17:29
Unknown_19: III.

Unknown_10: Mr. Okada, would you have a seat over here, please? Oh, sure. Thank you.

Unknown_01: Uh, okay. This seat over here, this seat over there. Uh, this seat is fine, Mr. Okada. This one is good. Yeah, have a seat. I like that seat over there, but this one is fine.

Unknown_10: Have a seat, Mr. Okada. Sure. Mr. Okada doesn't know it, but we're about to participate in a secret taste test.

2:18:01
Unknown_23: What is this? What secret taste test?

Unknown_10: Mr. Okada, Mr. Okada, what we want you to do first of all... Mr. Okada, Mr. Okada, first of all, we want you to take a sip from Soda X. Okay, Soda X. Soda X. Soda X. That's the one. Okay.

Unknown_10: Okay, now, Mr. Okada, take a cracker. Take a cracker? No, no, eat a cracker, Mr. Okada.

Unknown_03: Eat a cracker. Yeah, that's it.

2:18:32
Unknown_03: Okay, now, Mr. Okada, what I'd like you to do is to take a sip from Soda A. Sip.

Unknown_09: Sip, Mr. Okada. Okay.

Unknown_09: Okay, you taste them both now, Mr. Okada. Which do you like better, Soda A or Soda X? Soda X. Mr. Okada, let's try it again, shall we? Okay, take another sip from Soda X, please.

Unknown_03: Okay, I'll take another cracker.

2:19:19
Unknown_03: I'm muted. Okay, sorry.

Unknown_20: AnimeSexscope141 says, I don't know if I should say it, but there's a baby sneeder on the way. I'm scared as a jover. I don't believe you. And then BlackstarSneed410 says, Jan is streaming tonight, unrelated to Fishtank. He has a video about black people. Okay, this is the last one before I close out.

Unknown_20: Okay, never mind. There's somebody else. I think he must have been watching the video too. I hold in my hand never-before-seen court documents that prove DJ Akendel has covered up the defiling of a young maiden.

Unknown_14: The story is thus. He summoned her on a chariot, and then she alleges that she was defiled sexually while she slumbered by one of his henchmen. She later awoke to find him in his dungeon, watching footage of the incident on security cameras in the magic mirror he held. Now, it's really stupid of him, if you think about it. Now, if it were me, I never would have recorded such a grave misdeed. I don't know what he was thinking. He then spent months drunkenly yelling at her on a livestream until years later, she sued him and forced him to admit of his sin in the town square. The lawyers deny most of the case, but they admit that what I have said is true. Now, a red bod guard named Ken or Kendrick contacted me about this. I don't know much about the dragon known as Drake, but as I understand, a rapper is sort of like the dark form of a bod, and the dark ones of the underworld do indeed dance to these tribal drumbeats on crowded subway cars. Now, having exposed your allegations and the disorder it brings your family, I hereby challenge you to endure, Mr. Academics. If that is your real name, thou must face me in the Shadow Realm and reclaim your tarnished honor. I did that backwards. I'm sorry. It's supposed to be like that.

2:20:30
Unknown_20: What was the card? Oh, it's Xavier Ravenblood. He has his own Yu-Gi-Oh card.

Unknown_20: Very nice.

Unknown_20: Yeah, black people rape, Jen. I'm glad you figured that out. Okay, this is the last one. For real. I promise.

Unknown_20: Um, red bearded ward for 30 says it's not funny. I'm sorry. It's testimony of an expert saying that a window log of an unauthorized access to a voting server is not a problem because it's a windows log.

2:21:08
Unknown_20: Um, yeah, that sounds like the American election system. I'm glad that we've sorted this out. Okay. I will not read any more super chats, but there's just one more second of content chat.

Unknown_20: As I mentioned last stream, the debate, one of the things mentioned during the debate, which kind of took people by surprise, is that Trump blatantly said that in Springfield, Ohio, the 20,000 Haitian migrants dumped there have started eating kittens and dogs and ducks. This statement was profoundly bizarre, if you don't know the context. And it left Kamala Harris shaking her head in disbelief.

2:21:44
Unknown_20: He was getting live debunked by the moderators. Trump would interrupt the live debunking to say, no, actually, I saw it on TV. Trust me.

Unknown_20: And then the Republicans responded by putting up a eat less kittens vote Republican board to try and capitalize on the liberal white woman vote that may be repulsed by Haitians eating kittens.

Unknown_20: So, but a man watching this live debate through the lens of Hassan Piker, um, thought that this was so profound that he made a song for it.

2:22:26
Unknown_20: And the trump cards took this song and started running with it. And he cried on the internet and says, if you're reading this, fuck Trump, I'm literally a socialist. This is not a pro Trump song. Then he updated his name to say, Benny Johnson can eat shit because he was laughing at this video.

Unknown_20: It's stuck like this now and it won't let me change it back. What the fuck? And here he is. He's a strong guy. He's a big, strong, manly man. He fights for the minorities so that they can eat the kitty cats. And this is his song. It's pretty good. And it will be our outro song for this stream. Thank you for watching. I will see you guys on Tuesday. Have a great weekend. And buh-bye.

2:23:00
Unknown_23: In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live there. And this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame.

2:24:12
Unknown_11: There have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured, or abused by individuals within the immigrant community.

Unknown_23: There are some people on television saying my dog was taken and used for food. So maybe he said that, and maybe that's a good thing to say for a city manager. I'm not taking this from television.

Unknown_11: But the people on television say the dog was eaten by the people that went there. Again, Springfield City Manager says there's no evidence of that.

Unknown_23: They're eating the dog.

2:25:11
Unknown_23: In Springfield, they're eating the dogs. The people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating... Are you fucking kidding me?

Unknown_23: People on television say my dog was taken.