Gott mit .US – Mad at the Internet 2024-09-06

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Unknown_22: It is time, once again, to destroy all of Germany. This will be explained in due course, but just trust me, we're getting there.

Unknown_22: Hello, chat.

Unknown_22: Hello, chat. I have been writing extremely furious emails this entire week. I'm very pissed off. There's a guy, and he's German, and I find this unacceptable. So we're going to do something about it.

Unknown_22: Let's start with some good news, though. Someone pointed this out to me, and I thought this was amusing. Apparently, for the first time since at least 2019, if you type in Kiwi Farms on Google, you do in fact get Kiwi Farms on Google. And I appreciate that Google actually respects the... There's a meta tag that I use on the site, because we have had so many different domain names, that I use a meta tag, and it basically just says...

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Unknown_22: The true and honest domain name that we're using is kiwifarms.net. And because kiwifarms.net redirects, Google just says, okay, well, we must be redirecting to the Sao Tome domain for whatever reason. So we're just going to assume that .net is the correct URL. Because this is how it works with multiple top-level domains for big companies. Like, oh, you go to this and you get kicked to google.eu or google.co.uk. And it's like, okay, so...

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Unknown_22: Every IP that belongs to Google must, for whatever reason, be directed to the Sao Tome localization. So we do trust that .NET is the authentic one.

Unknown_22: So that's funny. That's cute.

Unknown_22: Every day we're getting stronger chat. Stronger.

Unknown_22: Suppose, this is how I have it set up in my order, so I must have thought this was a good idea at some point.

Unknown_22: Paul Harrell, one of the most iconic gun tubers of all time, is no longer with us. And this is not unexpected. He has been dealing with pancreatic cancer, which he was diagnosed with late last year.

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Unknown_22: I think that he actually lived quite a bit longer than his diagnosis would generally offer people. So he lived a long time, despite having a very lethal form of cancer.

Unknown_22: And he recorded a YouTube video, which there's no point in playing, but it is on this channel, just called I'm Dead. And it's him explaining that he's dead. And he pre-recorded this video at some point last year.

Unknown_22: And while I like him, I like a lot of his videos because they're like memes. He's a very quippy, dry, sarcastic kind of explanation style. And people have a lot of respect for him because he's actually killed people in self-defense. He's like beaten charges for murder and stuff because he...

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Unknown_22: he uh did actually defend himself uh however i have to admit i was really disappointed in this goodbye video because a lot of it is just like um he has this weird thing about how if you watch his videos like this is his goodbye message and then it's like if you watch my videos on a different channel you're a pirate so he's like super anal about copyright like bro you're dead and you have shared all this this wisdom in these videos And your primary concern is making sure that your dead body, your estate, is going to collect YouTube advertiser revenue. When YouTube has been continually stepping on your throat for fucking years now. And then a lot of it is just like, like and subscribe. This is the video that he pre-recorded a year ago. His intention is to financially secure his successors and the channel after his death. But it's like like and subscribe, follow us on like half of it is just that. And then also saying if you watch these videos off my channel, then you're a thief.

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Unknown_22: Like, bro, that's not really like you're defining how you want to be remembered by and you're choosing to represent yourself like that. That's kind of. bad taste if someone like if he wasn't the one that made this video if it was his brother that had made this video or whatever and said these exact same things people would be furious it's like you're gonna disrespect his memory by being like a shameless like grifter and and yelling at your fans for not giving you ad revenue but he said to himself so you can't be too angry

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Unknown_22: Dumb take? I don't give a fuck. It was a really bad goodbye message. There was very little inspiring stuff, and I get that if you like them, but it's kind of shameful that the first half of this is just like, hey, subscribe to Patreon, like and subscribe, don't watch this video off of this channel, and it's like, if anyone else did that, and he wasn't dead, and it wasn't Paul Harrell, you'd think, well, that's pretty fucking shameless.

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Unknown_22: But it is him, so you're going to be angry at me. That's okay. I can't really control your emotional state.

Unknown_22: That's all I have to say about that.

Unknown_22: Speaking of copyright, I think this is why I lined this up this way. Alan Wake is a very old game. It was released in 2010, so you would expect done and done chat. The video came out a long time ago, or the video game came out a long time ago. It's been out for a long time. What reason is there to update it? Well, the reason is copyright.

Unknown_22: Alan Wake, as they say on their official channel, Alan Wake 2010 will receive an update on September 10th at 11 a.m. This update will be to all PC versions, Steam, Epic Games Store, and GOG. The update removes the song Space Oddity from the game due to a change in licensing and replaces it with a new original song by...

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Unknown_22: Petri Alonko called Strange Moons.

Unknown_22: And the remastered version of the game will not be affected by the update. So this is a 14-year-old video game that has existed for longer than a lot of this Earth's population has been alive. and despite it being old media, despite them having the rights to the song when it was published, the new owners have decided, you know what, you don't get to use this anymore, and you have to retroactively go back and edit everybody's copy of the game on their computers as long as they're connected to GOG or Steam or Epic Game Store, and you have to replace the fucking song.

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Unknown_22: Things in regards to this are just getting worse and fucking worse. The Internet Archive, who I have no love for because they're censorious cunts and directly related to Taylor Loren's incestuous journo relationship that they've used to silence archives of people's wrongdoing in the past, including the entire Kiwi Farms, they have lost their appeal in the

Unknown_22: It doesn't say which appeals court. I think it is the ninth, though. What they did during COVID is they started scanning books and then they made it so that you could the books had like limited copies. So I think they might have even bought like copies of books and then said, we have like five books. So we're going to let five people borrow this PDF file at any given time. And then it has to be returned after like a week. Um, they got sued and, uh, the book, let me read the names of the proud people who sued the internet archive.

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Unknown_22: So we all know exactly who is responsible for this. Uh, the second court of appeals, I don't even know where that's at. I think that's in New York.

Unknown_22: Um,

Unknown_22: Oh, you're not going to... Oh, come on, Publishers Weekly. You're not going to name the plaintiffs in this case? The people who sued the non-profit organization? Okay, here we go.

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Unknown_22: Hatchet, HarperCollins, Penguin Random House, and Wiley. Organized by the Association of American Publishers. That is Hatchet, HarperCollins, Penguin Random House, and Wiley. Organized by the Association of American Publishers. who sued the Internet Archive for distributing copies of books in a Lend-Lease, digitized Lend-Lease. At what point are we just going to decide that libraries are copyright infringement? Who gave you the right, as a library, to give out copies of physical books? You know, that Laserdisc copy of Alan Wake has the space oddity in it? You know, that's a copyrighted work. I don't care. You're playing this game, but you're listening to space oddity in your house from this digital or this physical medium, this physical copy of this game, but you didn't pay for the rights of space oddity and they don't have it anymore. So how are you going to do that? How are you going to be, how can you sit there content in yourself, knowing that you're a thief, that you're a pirate stealing the hard work of, um, let's see, actually, let me look this up real quick.

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Unknown_22: There's an additional rant about this. Space Oddity is a song by English songwriter-composer David Bowie from 1969. So in 2010...

Unknown_22: This song was 40 fucking years old already. And now, now chat, it's 55 years old. This is a 55-year-old song. This song undoubtedly is older than like two-thirds of the entire planet. But it's owned by somebody, and that person says you don't get to listen to it unless you give them money.

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Unknown_22: Um, that is because currently copyright law exists for 70 years after the death of the artist. So as long as David Bowie, this is why whenever someone has this, technically speaking, um, we are incentivizes people to kill artists as soon as they make a good song so that that timer starts running out. He's, oh, he died in 2016. Okay.

Unknown_22: So you'll be able to legally, in good conscience, listen to Space Oddity while playing Alan Wake 2010 in 2086.

Unknown_22: At 2086, Space Oddity will enter the public domain and you will legally be allowed to take a copy of Alan Wake 2010 from your library and listen to it in your home without being a thief in the process.

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Unknown_22: We have to butcher it. We have to completely and totally deconstruct copyright law and make it something that's more manageable. This is fucking retarded. This is like a vice grip on everybody's throat on what they can and can't say, what they can and can't do, what they can and can't play, all the fucking time. It is like the biggest surveillance apparatus and theft system that has ever been created and impugned on mankind. And people are just okay with it. Like, yeah. I'll just tolerate this vice gouging into my testicles with fucking needles all the time.

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Unknown_22: Gosh golly, what if, I mean, I wouldn't make anything unless I could sue people. If I could just sue people for it all the fucking time.

Unknown_22: All those good goys, all those good little goyim running around saying, God, we have to protect these multi-billion dollar publishing companies or else society will just collapse. Copyright as a thing didn't really exist until like the 1800s, but it's the underpinning of all modern society. We have to make sure that Mr. Schuster and Mr. Hachet and Mr. Hopper, oh yeah, Mr. Wiley, we have to make sure that they all get some money.

0:14:06
Unknown_22: Disgusting chat.

Unknown_22: If only Linus Tech Tips was here to give us a tip on how to bypass ads. Mr. Linus, take it away.

Unknown_22: Oh, one of the largest channels on YouTube was struck down for showing how to install Adblocker because YouTube is so avaricious under the guidance of Pajit Neil Mahan that they are simply censoring even their largest, most reputable creators for telling you how to install a fucking browser add-on. That's really cool. I appreciate that.

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Unknown_22: Moving right along.

Unknown_22: Another blow to the internet. But this one I'm a little bit on the fence about. TikTok is not protected by Section 230. And this comes from the Third Circuit.

Unknown_22: Pennsylvania. I don't have to guess this one. The Third Circuit Court of Appeals.

Unknown_22: And to sum this one up, TikTok had a blackout challenge, which from my understanding of this, it was a viral sensation where you hang yourself to blackout. So a 10 year old did this and didn't do it correctly and died. He literally hanged himself to death. I guess you're supposed to do something to make sure that you don't pass out and then also die. Or maybe you're supposed to do it with friends. And this kid didn't have any friends. So he just did the blackout challenge by himself. And as a consequence of that, he just suffocated and died.

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Unknown_22: The act challenge, yes, exactly. So TikTok was then sued, and TikTok claimed Section 230 protections because, indeed, they did not create the viral trend. They simply allowed users to upload their content to the platform, and this 10-year-old saw the content and then hanged himself. So if you're going to sue anybody, you should sue the people that created the videos that enticed him to hang himself for fun.

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Unknown_22: This defense...

Unknown_22: was not granted. And the reason why is because the child was shown the videos of people hanging themselves by a computer algorithm which determined what videos to put in front of who. And the court reasoned that the algorithm and the selection process of showing which people what content is a form of corporate speech. So, for instance, if you post something on the Kiwi Farms, you are liable for it, not me. If I post something on the Kiwi Farms, I'm liable for it, not the Kiwi Farms. But if I make an official, generally speaking, but if I make like an official Kiwi Farms post announcement that's just attributed to the forum, in particular these front page blurbs, I have to be very careful about in terms of how I word them.

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Unknown_22: This could be considered corporate speech because it's something that's not generated by a user. It's not a quote from a user. It is merely...

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Unknown_22: my editorialized content for the Kiwi Farms. And so we have to be careful with how I feature stuff.

Unknown_22: And the courts are saying that the algorithm, the video suggestion system, is a form of corporate speech. You're suggesting to this 10-year-old how to hang yourself videos, and they hang themselves, so are you not liable for it? The Third Circuit Court of Appeals says yes.

Unknown_22: Now, on its face...

Unknown_22: I kind of like the idea that these suggestion algorithms are corporate speech. Because as we know, YouTube and TikTok and all the other platforms love their bullshit fucking algorithms to crush content they don't like. And if things were more fair and equitable and less meddled with, more transparent, less opaque, then it would be a good thing for everybody, basically.

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Unknown_22: But on the other hand, an algorithm is a mathematical concept. It's just a sequence of functions.

Unknown_22: And if we make that a form of corporate speech, it really opens a can of worms in regards to what isn't considered corporate speech algorithm because as always everything that the government gets involved in is complete shit just like copyright so we will see how that progresses but that's where it's at right now and the Supreme they're probably going to appeal this to the Supreme Court because this is like a multi-billion dollar fuck up for the tech companies

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Unknown_22: We're now they're going to have to consider how they're going to do their algorithms and suggestion protocol so that they're not responsible for another 10 year old hanging himself.

Unknown_22: In Appalachia. Now, this one is spelled how it's pronounced. When you look at the word Appalachian, it looks like that. But when you look at this, you know it's pronounced Appalachie. From what I understand, someone gave me a huge rundown about the name Appalachian. Apparently, it does come from like a Native American word, which is pronounced Appalachie. So the word Appalachian just comes from like an Anglicization of like a Spanish word from a Native American word. So it got lost in translation at some point and became a different word. But they just spell it like this, so that's how it's pronounced, okay?

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Unknown_22: Okay. So, now that we've gotten this out of the way, a bunch of kids died in the Appalachee High School.

Unknown_22: A little boy, a tiny infant baby child, picked up a, I think an AR-15 if I had to guess, went to school, shot two teachers and two kids to death, and I think there are seven more injured students that he shot.

Unknown_22: He's a country boy. His father was active in gun sports, taught him how to use a gun, gave him unfettered access to firearms.

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Unknown_22: So he was very educated in how to handle them.

Unknown_22: And he still killed a bunch of people as a 14-year-old boy. So you can't blame black people, which I love to do. You can't blame a single mom, which is also fun to do.

Unknown_22: Well, who do you blame?

Unknown_22: So theoretically, the father in this instance, from what I understand, he had ideated to his father that he would like to kill a bunch of people, and his father took no recourse to restrict his access to firearms after being made aware that his son had violent ideation. Does seem to be his fault. The other story is that I think that the parents did meth or something. So he's from like this druggie family and they're mad about that as well. Oh, we do need a hamster. We're almost already done with the hamster, but that's how it goes. The important thing is that he goes away when the news is over.

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Unknown_23: Anime.

Unknown_22: Anime, says somebody in Rumble Chat.

Unknown_22: Did he watch anime? If he watched anime, I'm blaming anime right fucking now. That's where the buck stops on this.

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Unknown_23: The parents were meth teachers.

Unknown_22: I see.

Unknown_22: Let me recheck because I didn't follow this too much. It just seemed like another school shooting.

Unknown_22: Druggie was the problem. The mom did meth and then moved out and took the kids.

Unknown_22: But he had access to his father's guns. So I don't understand how that's the issue.

0:21:48
Unknown_22: He lives in Georgia, so I blame ambient Negro fatigue. I like that exception, too. That's a good answer.

Unknown_22: My brain is broken. Dude, I agree. Real cope hours. Look, we're all allowed to cope because life is suffering.

Unknown_22: He was a troon. That's fake. That's fake news, bro. There's like a guy that was posting pictures of fucking Sam Hyde and dressed as a girl and saying that this was the shooter.

Unknown_22: Is the training mugshot for the kid real? No, it's not. He's like a boy.

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Unknown_22: That is fake news.

Unknown_23: He was watching Dragon Ball Z. Yeah.

Unknown_23: Not this time. Okay.

Unknown_22: Can I do a poll? I haven't done a poll in so long. Who do we blame? Question mark. Vote one for the mother, which all of you will vote for. Vote two for the father, who again had the guns. Vote three for the school, or vote four for the guns. I'll spell guns with a Z so that it's cool.

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Unknown_22: You may vote.

Unknown_22: I'll continue to blast Prussian music in the meantime.

Unknown_22: vote if gay says somebody the jews listen i did not have i forgot to add the jews vote ssri was he on ssri i didn't see that

0:23:44
Unknown_22: You know, I'm gonna be real with you. I hated school so fucking much. High school and middle school and elementary school were such complete wastes of fucking time. And I don't think I learned anything in any of them that I could not have learned on my own through curiosity. I suppose I learned...

Unknown_22: Like, after fifth grade, maybe... No, I don't remember anything about middle school. I think after fifth grade, school was not necessary. I don't think... I didn't learn anything in any of those classes.

0:24:17
Unknown_22: I hated every fucking second of every fucking day that I was in school.

Unknown_22: I hated the teachers. To this day, I can't remember all but two of my teachers. My kindergarten teacher, who I only remember because she called me Moon Pie. And I remember her name. And then I remember the IT teacher who kicked me out and expelled me. I remember him.

Unknown_22: Everybody else, I don't remember a single fucking student. I don't remember a single fucking teacher. I had no relationship with any of those people. I hated my school.

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Unknown_23: Yeah, I really, really fucking detested it.

Unknown_22: I hated every fucking second of every fucking day. Getting expelled was like the best thing ever because I just stayed home and I played Blockland.

Unknown_22: I cause a permanent nuisance to everybody around me. Okay, I'm going to close the poll. At 616 participants, 22 or 18% voted the mother, 68 or more than half voted for the father, which I am shocked by, 20% voted for the school, and just three people, three people voted the guns. Fascinating.

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Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_22: Cool. Okay. So that's the mass murder.

Unknown_22: The Department of Justice has indicted something you've probably never heard of before called Tenet Media. Tenet Media is a confederation of different entertainers. Most prominently known to me are Laura Southern. Lauren Southern, sorry. I always call her Laura Southern because Lauren Southern is a much more difficult to pronounce name. And my brain automatically assumes that they went with the easier and better name.

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Unknown_22: Also involved is the beanie himself, Mr. Tim Pool.

Unknown_22: And the indictment is that Tenet Media took $10 million, which they laundered through a fictitious entity called Alexander Grigorovsky or some shit, who was supposedly a Western European investor. And that $10 million, the DOJ alleges, was used to pay Tenet Media and its correspondents to push pro-Russian narratives in their various works.

0:26:42
Unknown_22: Lauren Southern and Tim Poole have both come out and denounced this and said that they were completely and totally unaware of this. And the DOJ indictment actually supports this and says that these people very specifically were unaware of the business dealings in the company. The blame falls on a woman named, oh God, wait, hold up.

Unknown_22: Lauren Chen, another NN Lauren, who is the founder of Tenet Media, he says... Oh, what's this sign?

0:27:26
Unknown_22: The FBI says, knock it off, says FBI Director Christopher Wray to foreign adversaries meddling in American democracy. Wow. We're at like a Canadian level six level sternness from the FBI here. Knock it off, Putin. Knock it off, Xi. Knock it off, Goldstein Silverblatt from the Mossad. Oh, wait. Scratch that last...

Unknown_20: Scratch the last one. Keep doing whatever you want. You don't have to knock it off.

Unknown_22: Okay. Just she and just Putin. You're the ones that have to stop spying on the United States and paying us to, and paying correspondents to push for certain politics. Okay.

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Unknown_22: There was a statement... Oh, I will skip to this.

Unknown_22: The Tenet Media YouTube channel has just been unilaterally deleted.

Unknown_22: They had over half a million subscribers, and YouTube says, oh my gosh, they got indicted? Guilty, motherfucker. Guilty for life. And just immediately deleted and destroyed all of their videos. So, Google reacted quite quickly to something that they had no matter in.

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Unknown_22: Then...

Unknown_22: I want to say that this is... Oh, they got raided. Lauren Shin and her husband... Burn the rice. Pay the price.

Unknown_22: Her white husband were raided by the FBI. Or rather, the DOJ. Accused of laundering $10 million in dues.

Unknown_23: There is...

0:29:17
Unknown_23: I suppose there's no point in reading the responses.

Unknown_23: Okay, cool.

Unknown_23: I'll just leave it there.

Unknown_22: There is a callback to this that I will get to eventually.

Unknown_22: Berlin is besieged, yet again. The Battle of Berlin. If you don't know, Berlin is a... It's kind of like D.C. in the United States. It's a federal district. It's not quite... Germany's weird. It has the Bundeslands, and then it has the Hanseatic cities...

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Unknown_22: And then I think Berlin is neither a Hanseatic city or a Bundesland. It is a federal... It's just a federal city.

Unknown_22: Just like D.C., basically. And it is a small island surrounded by another Bundesland, which I think is Brandenburg? Don't quote me on that. I'm pretty sure it's Brandenburg.

Unknown_22: And they are scared. Because if you don't know, if you don't remember, here's a history lesson, chat.

Unknown_22: Thousands of years ago, Germany lost the Second World War, an ordeal which upset a great many number of people.

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Unknown_22: And it was split in half. Actually, it was split into three. It was split into West Germany, East Germany, which I believe is Brandenburg, and maybe one other thing like Saxony. Or something. And then also it was split into a third section, which was all of East Prussia, including Konigsberg. And that was all given to Poland, and a little piece was given to Russia. But East Germany was basically Middle Germany at one point.

Unknown_22: But in the middle of this was Berlin, which was occupied both by Russia and by the Allies, so it was a small island. And as a result, Berlin is an extraordinarily catastrophically gay piece of shit city that everybody, including Germans, hate. All Germans hate Berlin. It is truly a fucking vile place. And it's surrounded by Brandenburg, but as Brandenburg was occupied by... My lack of geography knowledge is painful.

0:31:07
Unknown_23: What? !

Unknown_23: I mean, there was the Danzig Quarter, but... No, you guys are wrong. Okay, let me look this up before I keep saying this.

Unknown_23: Bing. Map of Germany.

0:31:47
Unknown_22: Oh, it does appear that I'm... If I'm right about this, I'm banning whoever the fuck told me that I was wrong. It is fucking Brandenburg, you piece of shit.

Unknown_21: How the fuck would I forget it's Brandenburg? Brandenburg founded Berlin. I know that Brandenburg is the one that has Berlin because it fucking made Berlin. It wasn't Berlin until Brandenburg was a fucking thing. You're trying to tell me that I don't know my fucking job. Fuck you. Who said that? I'm...

Unknown_22: I'm banning you, motherfucker.

Unknown_22: Okay, listen. Now that we've settled this and we know it's in fucking Brandenburg.

0:32:26
Unknown_22: Brandenburg. And I'm going to say also Mecklenburg, the poor man. And Saxony, I was right. I think that was all occupied by Russia. And then, because it was occupied by Russia, today it's much more conservative.

Unknown_22: And I think that was even the case in Poland. I think that the

Unknown_22: Now, the former German areas are much more conservative in Poland, I think.

Unknown_22: Anyways, the point is that Brandenburg is much more conservative than the rest of Berlin, which is completely embedded inside Brandenburg. So the Berliners, they feel scared. The AFD, the evil Nazi empire, is rising once again, and it's winning elections, like in Thurnigin.

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Unknown_22: And soon, also Brandenburg. And the Berliners, the walls are going up. But this time, it's the ideological walls. They're desperately trying to save their Muslim brothers, who just came to Germany for a fuckton of money that they couldn't get in their shithole countries, and also peace, love, and democracy, in coexistence with the Jews.

0:33:33
Unknown_22: This is what the Berliners fight for. So they are setting up the Berlin Wall once again, but this time to keep out the evil Nazi Brandenburg, neo-fascist from their fine federal state.

Unknown_22: Evil Nazis. I'm assuming... Listen, when I say that this guy is an evil Nazi, what I'm saying is that he is German and I don't like him. And by that measure... Wait. Wait.

Unknown_22: Oh, I opened this one accidentally. This guy, he's German, and I don't like him. We have a four-letter word for that. His name is Volker Gremmen, and he is a weeaboo German. He came from the Universität Trier, and he is the general counsel for a company called OneAPI.

0:34:07
Unknown_22: He is currently my sworn enemy. He exists to oppose all things American. Freedom.

Unknown_22: Speech.

Unknown_22: Love. And truth, actually, and truth. And, finally and most officially, the American way.

Unknown_22: This guy came from, I think Trier is on the west side of Germany. And he went to Japan and he married an Asian woman and had a half a son. Oh, he's also, 1API is owned by Key Systems GmbH. GmbH is the LLC of Germany.

0:34:42
Unknown_22: And he is their chief legal officer. So when I say that this guy is a Nazi, let me be completely clear. Nazi means not a Nazi.

Unknown_23: Hold on. Let me go to Bing.

0:35:17
Unknown_22: I'm sorry. It's very hard to come up with a Z word.

Unknown_22: Make a backronym for Nazi, which means a guy I don't like.

Unknown_23: Let's see if Bing can do this.

Unknown_23: Creating a backronym for a term with such heavy historical and emotional weight is quite sensible.

Unknown_22: Bitch, did I fucking ask? I don't think I fucking asked. I want a backronym, not a, and then I want like a nice guy. That's what I'm trying to say here.

0:35:49
Unknown_23: We are going to end this stream if I cannot find the backronym.

Unknown_22: Not a Zionist intellectual. Not a Ziggy intellectual.

Unknown_22: outsourcing comedy to ai yes a zigger a zoomer zionist real nazis are neo time for grok okay we're gonna do grok and then i'll have to just say you don't you wouldn't understand it's actually a japanese acronym no i can't do it yes i can dismiss grok then i want to go to grok fun mode

0:36:35
Unknown_22: And it'll say, give me a backronym for Nazi.

Unknown_23: He has a little legal counsel, so let's take the time to do this right.

Unknown_23: That means a guy I do not like.

Unknown_23: Got this one.

Unknown_22: Oh, here we go.

Unknown_22: A negative attitude, zealous individual. That's perfect. This guy is the biggest Nazi I've ever met. He's a negative attitude, zealous individual. Bam. Another win for our boy Elon. So this negative attitude, zealous individual named Volker Griemann has confronted me. Now, listen. Here's the thing you have to understand. When you go to a debate registrar...

0:37:17
Unknown_22: and you buy a domain, oftentimes the domain that you're buying is not registered with that domain registrar.

Unknown_22: For instance, if you register with the Hong Kong company Nicenik, they may outsource quite a few of their top-level domains that they sell. And one API, as a subsidiary of Key Systems GmbH, an accredited registrar with many different country codes, then sells them that domain on your behalf.

0:37:54
Unknown_22: But they are the controller of it. And that is how I've come into this company's contact again and again and again. And I've dealt with this negative attitude, zealous individual, at least like three fucking times. He stole from us kiwifirms.pl. He stole from us kiwifirms.tw, Taiwan. And he stole from us kiwifirms.us. Now, I don't know anything about Taiwan, but we managed to get back the PL domain. Because we had registered through Epic. Epic resold us a Key Systems GmbH domain name for Poland. And then that one got stolen by Key Systems because of this negative attitude, zealous individual. And...

0:38:26
Unknown_22: We got that one back only after lawyers got involved, because Epic then forced them, basically. And I also contacted the Polish NICS, the Network Information Center, and some combination of that got them to fucking unfreeze it. The TW one is basically gone. I don't know anybody in Taiwan. I don't know how their system works, so I lack the courage, the confidence to try to barge in and get that one unfrozen. But the .us one, motherfucker, I know how that one works. The .us TLD is a direct federal asset. It belongs to the Treasury, and it is managed by the NTIA, the National Telecommunications and Internet Administration. The NTIA...

0:39:04
Unknown_22: leases the responsibility of managing .ustlds to a company called Noistar, which they have sold to GoDaddy. So GoDaddy is the sole entity responsible for managing all .ustlds on behalf of all Americans.

Unknown_22: And you know how much they pay for this? Do you know how much they pay for the privilege to sell federal property to citizens for use?

0:39:48
Unknown_22: Nothing.

Unknown_22: Nothing. This is the contract. They last renewed it in... Oh, this is from 2014.

Unknown_22: There's another one. Let's see. US, TLD, NTIA, Neustar.

Unknown_23: This is it. Okay, get ready. Get ready to see how much they pay for managing all these fucking domains.

Unknown_22: Let's see. Item one, the contractor shall provide US top level domains, registry management services as described in the contract and statement of work for 2019 and 2021, $0. 2021 to 2023, $0. 2023 to 2025, $0. 2025 to 2027, $0. 2027 to 2029, $0. We, our government has given GoDaddy

0:40:25
Unknown_22: unrestricted permission on managing the .us top level domain which all american citizens should have access to for fucking free pure unrestricted profit for godaddy at our fucking detriment with zero kickbacks to the treasury

0:41:04
Unknown_22: And then they're going to subcontract the responsibility of selling these domains to their accredited registrars, which includes Key Systems GmbH. And then Volker Greerman is going to tell me, as an American citizen running an American company in good standing with the law and the state, that I can't have my trademarked top-level domain belonging to my fucking government. Volker Grinman thinks that that is that reality that we live in. No! Negative attitude, zealous individual. No! That's not what we live in. You don't get to take government assets and then say, American citizen, you are delusional. Yet again, I will seize your domain name. Nuh-uh!

0:41:47
Unknown_22: I've gotten letters for the NTIA written out. I'm sending them out. I'm going to send them out to fucking GoDaddy. I'm going to send them out to the arbitration company that handles it because there are policies in place for bad faith acting and cyber squatting. I'm going to go after them all. I'm getting my fucking domain. Volker Grimm literally just tells me, no, you can't have your domain. He doesn't even explain. He doesn't even try to say. He's like, oh, you're the Kiwi Farms guys. I don't know. I will not give you your domain. The domain now belongs to Deutschland. You can go somewhere else. You can go get that net back. Nice try with that.

0:42:22
Unknown_22: Not happening.

Unknown_22: Not happening.

Unknown_22: I will personally fly back to D.C. And I will personally stand outside the Department of Treasury. Let's find them real quick. Hold up.

Unknown_22: Alan Davidson. Here he is. I'm going to find this fucker. Alan. Alan. Alan. This guy stole my domain, Alan. Alan. He's got a memorable face, chat. He's got a memorable face. I'll find this fucker. Alan. He stole federal government property that was leased to me. Can you believe this, Alan? I have been betrayed. Go daddy. No, I'm sorry. Who gets a free, free fucking ride to make money off of the American people using your assets that you manage. They stole it from me and I haven't done anything wrong.

0:42:54
Unknown_21: Alan, I'll find them.

0:43:28
Unknown_22: If only there was a nonprofit charity organized by somebody who truly does love freedom of speech that can take that $0 a year contract and do something with it to the benefit of the American people, Chad. If only there was such an entity, such a person to do that. Maybe we'll fix that one day, Chad. Maybe that will be on my action item to-do list.

Unknown_22: I'll have a chat with Alan and he'll give me my domain.

Unknown_22: become the stalker dude dude you have no idea i have learned so much from vordrak in terms of like how to find people how to contact them how to do that shit eating email where it's like hello stalker child you appear to have infringed on my rights here's all the things that i could do as a as a consequence of you uh stealing from me of course this could all go away if you just unlock my fucking domain that's what's happening anyways let's cool down and let's watch a movie trailer hamster you are dismissed thank you

0:44:30
Unknown_23: I can't wait.

Unknown_22: I love Minecraft chat.

Unknown_22: Wow, that is shockingly bad. What the fuck? How did they get licensing for this? You know, you don't have to do this shitty CGI with real characters. Either do one or the other. Either do Minecraft characters or just film in New Zealand. It looks just like this.

0:45:04
Unknown_22: Wow.

Unknown_22: Oy vey.

Unknown_22: Listen, we need a diverse cast of members to come into the Nether Portal. Can we get a black, fat woman, a tranny that looks like he just won gold medal in the Olympics, and two of the most curly-haired, schnoz and imbued kids on the face of the fucking planet? Can we get that, please?

0:45:41
Unknown_05: the hell that's the thing that weirds you out like you're in block land over here and you see like a sheep oh my holy shit what the fuck is that it's a what the fuck a sheep a sheep i ain't ever heard no sheep they don't got your sheep in fucking chicago what the fuck what the hell

Unknown_15: Anything you can dream about here, you can make.

Unknown_22: I like the pigs. Reminds me of Ralph. Which one's Ralph?

Unknown_22: Somewhere out there, he's Ralph. Is that Jack Black? What the fuck?

Unknown_12: Who are you?

Unknown_12: I am Steve.

0:46:36
Unknown_22: That's a good cast. They're lucky they got Jack Black. That's a really good cast.

Unknown_16: I gotta be real.

Unknown_22: This is an awful trailer.

0:47:10
Unknown_22: Like, what information do you take away from this? You have an unlikable ensemble cast of Jewish kids. Maybe, is that like their gambit? Like, oh God, they hate these DEI cast. Let's cast Jews for white people again. And then we'll throw in like a weird tranny and like a black woman.

Unknown_22: It's just such a weird mix that it's like,

Unknown_22: Okay, you have kids. Like, kids make sense. You need kids in, like, a kids movie. Where's the black woman? Like, do black women even play? Is anyone here a black woman? And if so, do you play Minecraft?

0:47:44
Unknown_22: Especially if you're in your 30s. And then I guess the tranny does play Minecraft, but that's a bit weird to put into a kids movie.

Unknown_12: Who are you?

Unknown_22: The girl is 22? She's 22? Really? Who are you? I...

Unknown_22: I'm Steve. Me? First Platoon Commander Chud is a black woman that plays Minecraft. I wouldn't guess.

Unknown_22: You never know who's listening to you.

Unknown_22: Yeah, this is terrible. This is like a terrible trailer.

0:48:16
Unknown_22: They looked at this movie that they made and they realized that it's shit. And it's like, okay, how do we sell this?

Unknown_22: Show off the animals. Kids like animals. I saw a goat and I clapped. And parents like Jack Black. They're going to say, oh, it's a Jack Black movie. That's nice.

Unknown_22: And then just do that.

Unknown_23: That's fine.

Unknown_23: I can already feel that he's right behind me, isn't he?

Unknown_22: Well, at least it's not raining.

0:48:51
Unknown_22: Whoever greenlit this live action was storing the finest redstone dust.

Unknown_23: That's funny.

Unknown_22: They really just gave a blue shirt to Jack Black and called him Steve.

Unknown_22: These are really funny.

Unknown_23: How did they get the rights to those?

Unknown_23: They did. They really did just give him a blue shirt and called him Steve.

Unknown_22: That's pretty funny.

Unknown_22: Look, Jack Black is fucking old, and he was going to do the movie. You have to pay him a lot, and you can't expect him to do anything. So a blue shirt is about what you fucking get. And you should count yourself lucky. He had to roll up the sleeves, and he doesn't like that color of blue. So he's already going out of his comfort zone for you. He wants a lot more than $50 million for this shit usually. But because he owes him a favor, he'll put on the blue shirt.

0:49:37
Unknown_22: couldn't even bother to shave it's true steve doesn't have a beard nice all right big icky big icky is the boyfriend of finster and big icky um has been featured by libs of tiktok for this wonderful video let's take a watch

0:50:23
Unknown_22: So, first off, right off the bat, he's got erect nipples on his moobs. And it says, average trans girl training for the women's restroom.

Unknown_22: Wait, does he have an oblivion? I didn't know what that was. I thought it was like an oblivion game.

Unknown_22: And then he's showing off how he punches shit. Oh my god. He's a tough tranny. Bam.

Unknown_22: Bam. So he's basically just saying, like, I'm gonna go into women's restrooms and beat women.

Unknown_22: It's kind of important to know that this is big icky. He's actually like, I think he does porn. I want to say that he's like an OnlyFans prostitute. And he has like this big fandom that's like co-mingled with Finster's fandom. Finster isn't active in the Finster Discord anymore. He's only active in the Icky Chord is what they call it. And there used to be an entire wiki dedicated to Icky. It's just called the Icky Wiki or some shit. And it's filled with entries about Icky in the Discord and all the kids that they're grooming and shit.

0:50:59
Unknown_22: And he publishes on Gumroad this bad boy right here.

0:51:37
Unknown_22: You can download this for free off of Gumroad. It's called Icky's Guide to MTF Medical Transition. Hi, I'm Icky, also known as Athlee, and I believe that the info about medically transitioning should be super easy to obtain and not require 100 Google tabs and a medical degree to understand. No medical degrees, ever, for any reason. Please read this doc if you're set on transitioning but have absolutely no idea what would happen. I've done the research for you. In no way is my transition perfect or my results particularly impressive. I just feel strongly about learning as much as you can about something as big as transitioning before starting.

0:52:10
Unknown_22: There is no right way to transition, but there is a safe way, heart. And then he said, okay, okay, I'm going to talk all professional now to be more respectable. Ecto, ecto.

Unknown_22: So, rundown of the medicine, rundown of how you take it. Let's see. Oh, here's all the different side effects of transdermal administration of estrogen. Headaches, breast pain, nausea, constipation, gas, heartburn, weight loss, weight gain, change in mood, congestion, anxiety, depression, change in sexual desire.

0:52:51
Unknown_22: I'm assuming that means bowel movements, so he's talking about shedding himself. Uh...

Unknown_22: Oh, you can faint from this one. Decreased urination, blood in stool, difficulty breathing or swallowing.

0:53:25
Unknown_23: There's progesterone.

Unknown_23: Nice table stolen directly from Wikipedia.

Unknown_22: Here's some more icky pics. This is what you can expect five months after HRT. Wow. And then 11 months with makeup. Oh, look, he even has a hentai hoodie.

Unknown_22: Any anime enjoyers out here? Wait, how about you? How about you, Folker Greer, who went to Japan and married an Asian woman? You out here enjoying some HRT?

0:54:06
Unknown_23: Blah, blah, blah.

Unknown_22: You are taking female hormones, which in turn change aspects of your moon, brain, and yes, biology. It's important to make sure you're getting the right care and are being compared to cis female levels when getting blood results and medication checked.

Unknown_23: That doesn't sound right.

Unknown_23: Tips for passing. Take care of your hair.

Unknown_23: Dress age appropriately.

0:54:38
Unknown_22: Stop wearing skirts like a schoolgirl.

Unknown_22: Transfemscience.org. Reddit. Hey kids, you want to transition? Go to Reddit. The NHS. How to find a gender identity clinic. As much as it pains me to link to the NHS. Yes, the NHS is the most fascist organization that's ever existed. Trans Health UK, genderkit.org.uk, Trans Equality, Know Your Rights, USA, Planned Parenthood. You know, we give Planned Parenthood like tens of millions of dollars, and then they just do this shit, and they teach your kids how to train out.

0:55:14
Unknown_22: And Gender GP. Thanks, Icky. Very cool.

Unknown_22: And remember, it's important that you follow all this advice so that one day you too can pass well enough to sexually assault women in the restroom. This is what we're leading up to with all these effeminate tricks and tips.

Unknown_22: Very cool.

Unknown_22: On the flip side, Brianna Wu, who I discussed at some length in my Gamergate video on Gumroad, has come out and said something mildly not retarded. So I will read this for you and then discuss it as we do.

0:55:46
Unknown_22: He says, Part of why I'm coming out publicly as trans is we need a smarter, more honest conversation. Is there a social contagion to being trans today? Obviously. Activists are putting out reckless messages talking about transitioning as though it's innocuous and will solve all your problems.

Unknown_22: It won't. You should not transition unless you really, really, really have to, because the downsides are immense. It's especially unsettling to see online activists advocating transitioning to people who have none of the classical symptoms of gender dysphoria. There's a lot of life left after your 20s and 30s. If your primary interest in being a woman is sexual, I hope you have a plan for your 40s and onwards.

0:56:21
Unknown_22: Brianna Wu, the Gamergate tranny, who lied about being a tranny for literally ten fucking years, is now out and is advocating for true scum, gender-essentialist perspectives that are flying in the face of a lot of progressive doctrine these days.

0:57:00
Unknown_22: I wonder why, chat. Do we want to apply some pessimistic, negative Nancy-ness to this? What is this troon up to, chat? Let's do a poll.

Unknown_22: Why is Brianna Wu now publicly true scum? I will give you some options. Option A.

Unknown_22: He wants to get a talk show spot on conservative... I'll just shorten this up.

0:57:34
Unknown_22: Wants to be paid conservative token. Okay, that's vote one for that. Then... It says he's just concerned faux dim kids. And then vote three for to spite trannies that hate him. I will now create this poll.

Unknown_22: Okay, vote one for he wants to be paid conservative token. Vote two for he has conserved for them kids. And vote three if you think he's merely trying to spite other trannies that hate him.

0:58:10
Unknown_22: He wants that RT money.

Unknown_22: That's hot money. You gotta be careful when you touch that.

Unknown_22: Can we vote for all three? Theoretically, yes. But I did not make this a multi-post.

Unknown_22: He's afraid of total tranny death. Maybe. That's a good option, actually. I saw somebody post something on Twitter that actually made me laugh. It was just like the trans flag.

Unknown_22: And he had written over it, Start coming up with your excuse for why you supported castrating children. I think that can be summed up. It needs to be shortened a little bit. Like...

0:58:47
Unknown_22: Start making up your excuses. I don't know. I'd have to think about it. But it was a funny theory. It reminded me a lot of this image that I saw. Speaking of Germany. It was World War II graffiti in Berlin. And someone had spray painted on the wall. Start learning Russian fast.

Unknown_22: I like that kind of messaging. You better start coming up with your fucking excuse.

Unknown_22: sooner rather than later it's a little bit threatening it's threatening in a way that's like not directly threatening so it's funny

0:59:25
Unknown_22: All right. With, again, 126 participants, 48 of them are 38% voted for wants to be paid token conservative. Only a single person, 0.79% voted he is concerned for them kids. And the other 77 votes are 61% voted to spite trainings that hate him, which I did not expect to be the winner. I'll be real. I'll be real with you.

Unknown_23: I vaguely agree. I think that he is genuinely conservative in some ways.

0:59:56
Unknown_22: And I feel like maybe... He transitioned way, way before any of the surge of popularity of training shit. And I kind of have a feeling that he...

Unknown_22: He feels like it's been cheapened. He went through the dick-snipping. He went through a very arduous process to try and cover up his name change. I think he is completely disowned by his conservative family. So he sacrificed his family and shit. He did a bunch of stuff to try and be a woman. To his benefit, he tried very hard to keep it a secret for a very long time. And now...

1:00:32
Unknown_22: He probably looks at all the kids coming out and they're making being trans like the identity instead of trying to be a woman. You know what I mean? He probably does find that a little bit disgusting. He can't hide his conservative roots. Someone asked in chat about subs. You can't donate subs to me because I...

1:01:09
Unknown_22: I can't. So I figured out what it was. The reason why you can't super chat anymore or give me subs on kick or super chat on Odyssey or give me subs on kick is that Stripe has a policy that bans you from that theoretically bans super chats for everybody. Like you can't use Stripe for super chats.

1:01:43
Unknown_22: So someone reported me for accepting Super Chats on Stripe, and that got me banned. But Stripe is the only payment processor accepted by Kik and Odyssey. So it's selectively enforced, is the issue. They have formal integrations with these streaming platforms that they now are used... for Super Chats, but they only disable it for people who have used it to collect Super Chats that they don't like. So everybody else gets to have a Stripe account and accept Super Chats, but I don't because they don't like me.

Unknown_23: And that's how that works.

1:02:23
Unknown_23: I really wish it would do checks like Rumble does.

Unknown_22: My battery is running low.

Unknown_22: Aha, genius that I am. You plug in your PC adapter and then you don't fucking plug in the laptop. So therefore, your battery just fucking drains. I see generally plugging in your computer is considered an important part of using it.

Unknown_23: And just like that.

1:03:00
Unknown_23: I am no longer running on low battery.

Unknown_22: The Ralph segment? Nah, boy. I just had to plug in and shit. There ain't no Ralph Amale, bish. Motherfucker. Alright, now, actual locale content.

Unknown_22: This guy, called Fat Guy Across America, has died from being fat. He was 567 pounds, and he was unable to lose the weight, and he has died. So...

1:03:37
Unknown_22: What's interesting about this is not that he's dead.

Unknown_22: I feature this, and then I thought, I'm going to read this post. And this is a very, very old post, but it's still really funny. Like, I don't know who wrote this. It was probably Sneasel or something. It's a very funny actual post.

Unknown_22: Unfortunately, the image embeds are all broken. But basically what happened is, Is that his wife left him. So he went on Reddit and he said like, I'm going to lose all this weight. I'm going to bicycle across America to lose weight. And I'm going to...

1:04:07
Unknown_22: I'm going to lose it. I'm going to get healthy and I'm going to win back my, the love of my wife who left me. Um, and it was all like this fucking fraud. It wasn't like fraud from like the get go, but the way that it was orchestrated was like in the sloppiest, shittiest, most low cow way possible. Um, Basically, what he did is he rode his bike starting in Massachusetts and he didn't get very far. So he would ride his bike to the next town and then stay there for like a week. So all like he crowdfunded like fifteen thousand dollars off Reddit to do this, started his trip. And then he was originally going to camp and bicycle and then vlog the entire thing and make money back doing that.

1:04:43
Unknown_22: And that's what people were investing for was to get this vlog channel, but he would bicycle a little bit, get to the next town and then immediately rent out a hotel for like a week. And then instead of like vlogging his camping on like the side of the road or whatever he was hoping to accomplish, he started vlogging himself going to restaurants and he would order all this food and then he would lie about it and then be like, well, I only, well, no, he would show himself eating like healthy food while on one camera and And then someone literally just called the restaurant because he had like a Reddit troll channel or something dedicated to him. And they called the restaurant that he was at. I was like, hey, did this big fat fuck on a bicycle come by? Did he order a bunch of shit? And one of the restaurants just said, yeah, he ordered like eight different things. And he sat there and he ate it all.

1:05:29
Unknown_22: And then when he got called out on this, he said, like, actually, I did order eight things, but I only ate a little bit of everything. And then I threw away the rest. Wrong again, stalker.

Unknown_22: So he was just constantly perpetuating this bullshit narrative that he was actually bicycling to lose weight when he was doing a bicycle binge eating tour. And all of his healthy vlogging videos were just mukbangs.

1:06:10
Unknown_22: And then and then they found out that his wife that left him and I guess he didn't show off what she looked like. People just kind of assume that she was probably like a young, like fit, attractive woman.

Unknown_22: She was like a giant fat bitch, just like him. And so.

Unknown_22: She had already gotten re-engaged to a different man, but she was like an insane person. So she didn't even tell this guy who she was engaged with that she was still married. They never finalized their divorce. So she was engaged while still being married to the fat guy. And then she found out that he had like this viral cult following and wanted in on that. So she did get back with him early and they were just fat and ate food together. And then I guess all their shit petered out and he stopped doing the I'm bicycling across America thing eventually. And then he died. Yeah.

1:06:45
Unknown_22: He died from being a giant fat ass.

Unknown_22: That's a great story, actually. I would really recommend this OP to you. It's Fat Guy Across America. It is now in the locales of history because he is dead. It's like the opposite story of Forrest Gump.

1:07:21
Unknown_22: And just saying that makes me laugh because it's like he was after this girl and then, you know, he went to the military and was very successful and did this jogging thing. They got all this attention and the girls saw him and they got together and had kids. This is like the opposite of that. Like he already had the girl and was just super fat and then lied about bicycling and then they got together anyways and then he died. So literally the exact fucking opposite of Forrest Gump.

1:07:57
Unknown_22: Did his fat wife eat him? Maybe if they were locked into the room together, maybe she ate him like cats do. I can't guess too much, though.

Unknown_22: That's it. Keeping on the fat guy dying trend, we have Chantel. I have to warn you, this is very shocking. Let's take a look.

Unknown_01: If I'm walking by a music area, I just have to remember to mute it.

1:09:03
Unknown_22: So I think in medical language, that's what's called an absence seizure. It's hard to tell. She just kind of like passes out and then wakes up as if nothing happened. I should give you some some explanation about what's happened with Chantel.

Unknown_22: I haven't spoken about her very much in the last year because her current Arab bullshit arc is the most boring fucking thing in the entire fucking world. She was much funnier when she was fat and sassy and getting into white trash fights and doing meth. But we can't have what we want forever, Chaz.

Unknown_22: So here's the rundown with Chantel.

1:09:41
Unknown_22: She is currently living in Kuwait with her husband, Salah. Salah is Syrian. She is Canadian. And Kuwait has this very weird thing where it's like the majority of people living in Kuwait are neither residents nor citizens. It's like a workforce of slave labor.

Unknown_22: And very few people are actually Kuwaiti.

Unknown_22: So Salah being Syrian, despite living there his entire life,

Unknown_22: is not a Kuwaiti national. And therefore, even though they're married, he can't give her citizenship or residency because he's not really a citizen himself.

1:10:17
Unknown_22: So they have gotten married because otherwise they figure that she must be married because when you give out rental agreements in Kuwait, there are laws against letting an unmarried man and woman live together that are not related. So the apartment would be forced to ask for them to show him documentation that they are married so that under Quranic law they can live together.

Unknown_22: But them being married does not give her automatic residency. While she has lived in Kuwait, she has developed full-blown diabetes, and she takes both a pill and an injection to manage her blood sugar and insulin. She has flown back to Canada several times because she does not have health care in Kuwait, but has free health care in Canada.

1:11:06
Unknown_22: So she does, I suppose it's cheaper for her just to fly back for emergencies and shit than it is to deal with the Kuwaiti medical system.

Unknown_22: Right now, she is in Thailand. She's in Thailand by herself. Her husband is not with her. There is some question as to why. It is believed that she is staying 90 days in Thailand so that she can return to Kuwait and renew her visa for another 180 days, or however the fuck that works.

Unknown_22: Salah probably did not come because he has to work, and...

Unknown_22: It would cost too much to house him in Thailand. Anyways, she basically sits inside this Thai hotel for all day, every day, and then very occasionally gets out, gets into a weird Thai taxi cab, and then takes footage of the town as they drive around. And then she eats something and records it, and then they dump her back at her hotel. And that's basically it. So her diabetes is definitely not managed. She eats tons and tons of delicious fried shit all the fucking time. In Kuwait, she eats like this thing, this rice stuff that you eat with your hand.

1:11:59
Unknown_22: She just like scoops a family sized portion of fried rice into her mouth. And then she goes to Thailand and she eats all sorts of fried shit and more rice and more noodles. And she is probably going to die, like, very soon. She has almost completely unmanaged diabetes. She doesn't seem to show any interest in managing her weight.

1:12:34
Unknown_22: She is fatter than ever. It's hard to tell because she's wearing that chin Spanx.

Unknown_22: I assume that the reason why Arab women are so devoted to their hijabs nowadays is that they're all fat as fuck in Arab countries. And it's beneficial for them to have something that can keep their fucking chins in check.

Unknown_22: So she wears what they call the chin spanks and her her burka or whatever is just like a tent. She's definitely fatter than she's ever fucking been. And it's it's unfathomable now that she's having like obvious she's either nodding off or just having like an absence seizure on camera. It's very because her eyes like you can tell. Like right here.

1:13:08
Unknown_22: You can see her eyes roll back into her head. So that's not normal. That's not even, like, nodding off. That's, like, weird.

Unknown_22: So, yeah, she's going to get on her bicycle one day pretty fucking soon.

Unknown_23: science will keep her alive well thank you canadian taxpayer let's can everybody in chat spam clap emojis for the canadian taxpayers you're going to be keeping her alive for another two decades maybe it'll be very expensive but let's hey give it up we got we got entertainment here on the behest of the canadian taxpayers thank you thank you

1:14:07
Unknown_22: Thanks, Justo.

Unknown_22: Big shout-outs to PPP and Andy Worski. Bankrolling Chantel into the future.

Unknown_22: Make sure you supercheck, you know, Casino. A portion of all proceeds goes to Chantel's fat fucking ass and diabetes medication.

Unknown_22: Excellent.

Unknown_22: Alright, um... Cobes did a weird shirtless stream called I'm Sick of Mass Shootings where he discusses the Appalachee High School shooting and he just gives a very general take and we'll listen to a minute of it.

1:14:51
Unknown_18: What is up fellow YouTubers? It's your favorite YouTuber King Cobra back at it with another video. I got a brand new phone.

Unknown_22: the fuck is with his beard it's like he's it's like he's taken you know how they like carve hedges into like giraffes and shit it's like he's very deliberately carved his his beard into a ball sack so it looks like he has these big brown nuts swinging off his chin it's actually really gross and just working on getting it set up i had to reset my itunes password

1:15:28
Unknown_18: So it is what it is. I don't mind having to, like, reset my iTunes password, but we're not here to talk about that.

Unknown_18: First, let me grab a sip of my peanut butter Cobra. This drink combo is exquisite, YouTube. Screwball peanut butter whiskey with a splash of A&M. I thought we were talking about a school shooting here, Cobes.

Unknown_18: Delightful.

Unknown_21: Okay, here we go.

Unknown_18: I'm so tired of all these goddamn mass shootings.

Unknown_18: I'm not going to mention the fucking asshole's name, but he had a fucked up childhood and he got bullied in school.

1:16:06
Unknown_18: See, when I was in ninth grade, I was getting rejected by every chick that I've liked.

Unknown_22: Dude, that's a hot take. When I was in school, I got rejected by bishes. I would have fucking shot them up, too, if I had the chance. I don't know if that's the take you want to make, Cobes.

Unknown_18: about every chick I've liked since the fourth grade. It is what it is. I've been bullied mercilessly non-stop since the fourth grade and I continue to get bullied non-stop.

Unknown_18: However, there is a solution to this and that's called learning how to throw a fucking punch.

1:16:41
Unknown_22: I mean, if you're advocating violence, that's not a good take. Like, if you are good and bully, what you should do is you should learn to defend yourself with violence.

Unknown_22: Probably not a good idea, Cobes.

Unknown_18: You know what I'm saying? Like, I've been bullied since I was in fourth grade, and I continue to get bullied nonstop.

Unknown_18: And we examine the situation here. The mass shooter was, of course, white.

1:17:19
Unknown_18: Had an AR-15. Got bullied in school. His mom was a meth head. And his dad, you know, let him have access to guns.

Unknown_18: Although, I don't think guns are the problem, YouTube.

Unknown_11: I think people are the problem.

Unknown_22: In this instance, by the way, I forgot about this, but he had posted shit on TikTok or online that scared people, and then he got reported to the police. And the FBI literally knocked on this guy's door, his dad's door, and told him, hey, your kid is going on the internet and telling people that he wants to kill people and that he has access to your guns.

1:17:59
Unknown_22: We don't have, like, we can't, like, force you to do anything, but you should probably do something. And he didn't do anything, and now people are dead because of it.

Unknown_22: So I don't know.

Unknown_22: I'm really reluctant to ever give people an inch when it comes to guns and shit, but it kind of feels like if you have a teen boy, and especially if he's at that age, and especially if he's troubled, you probably should lock up the guns. Because I think not having immediate access to an AR-15 for a retard 14-year-old boy might be enough. Because I know that even...

1:18:38
Unknown_22: I've seen these ads for veterans, and the veterans come on and say, if you have PTSD, make sure you keep your gun locked up. It may sound silly, but the extra second unlocking the gun safe might give you pause to think about what you're doing. So it seems to be that with suicide and even mass murder, Just adding an extra step to acquire the firearm required to blow your own brains out is just enough where your brain goes like, wait a second, I don't actually want to kill myself.

1:19:18
Unknown_22: I'm not sure if that's true or not. I would be interested in seeing information regarding school shooters and their access to firearms. Did any of them, and if so, how many of them, overcame even rudimentary challenges in acquiring a firearm? Like, how many of them woke up one day and then got a gun out of the cabinet and then killed a bunch of people versus how many people actively conspired to collect firearms and munitions and then stow them away and then use them later, you know?

1:19:51
Unknown_23: So...

Unknown_23: Mass shootings are a moment of psychotic violence.

Unknown_22: It does seem that way. I mean, if it's that simple, where it's like you have to have a gun safe, it kind of pains me to say that I might be okay with that shit. But if it was effective, then, and if it didn't infringe on your actual ownership of guns...

Unknown_22: Even if it was like specifically like if you have a child or mentally disturbed person, you know, someone who has either like a felony or psychiatric, someone who can't legally own a gun on their own, which would include both felons, psychiatric patients and children. And then you say if you have someone living in your house who cannot legally own a gun, then you have to have a gun safe. And if we knew that that actually worked, then I can't really. If it works, it works.

1:20:36
Unknown_22: You should have to – yeah. I can see giving an inch on this. I could sneed.

Unknown_22: It's a matter of if it's – because a lot of gun regulation is not effective. It's like, oh, California says you can have like a 10-round magazine or something. It's like that's not effective.

Unknown_22: Or you can't own a silencer. Like that's not effective. You don't need a silencer to kill people. Or you can't have this. You can't have, you can't have a bump stock. Like, well, is that really effective? And that, but if, if it, in regards to stopping like kids from having like a, like a meltdown, if that's effective.

1:21:12
Unknown_23: Bad take. Good take. Exactly, Spark.

Unknown_22: No guns opinion. Um, sir? Alright. Well, right now. Legally, though.

1:21:44
Unknown_23: You just wait.

Unknown_23: Selectively enforced, of course. I don't know. I'm just saying.

Unknown_22: It's kind of scary to be American. Go to school, get shot.

Unknown_22: Okay, then he sang a song for the victims. So I think that this is the song.

Unknown_18: If you like the song, hit the like. I hear that, Chad.

Unknown_22: If you like the song. Here we go. Oh, fuck yeah.

1:22:34
Unknown_22: He's waiting patiently for his time to drop.

Unknown_22: How fucking long is this intro? Oh my god.

Unknown_02: Wait, he's not even singing.

Unknown_22: He's playing a recording of him singing. We don't need no guns in the cross room.

Unknown_18: No bullets hitting.

Unknown_22: It's not in the long, like, yeah, I kind of love this.

1:23:09
Unknown_18: Nailed it.

Unknown_22: This was the best.

Unknown_18: The war, the bloodstains, we're here to save us all, bitch. No more bullets in the classroom. Put down your peace and give peace a chance. No more guns in the classroom. Teacher, protect those thieves from the killer.

1:23:43
Unknown_22: They don't get paid enough for that sport. Okay, listen. How about this? I've got an idea. Abolish all mandatory schooling as it is. Make Prussian-style military schools a mandatory part of all children's entertainment. All of them must serve the state and must go through military education. This way, your teachers are heavily armed combat veterans who have the ability to take down any potential threat. Then we solve school shootings. Because every teacher there is going to have a fucking 1911 on them. We could do that. That would solve it pretty quickly.

1:24:20
Unknown_22: Wait, hold up. I think we need some music for it.

Unknown_22: All I'm saying... Bring back the Prussian system. We're going to have a better nation. We're going to get along, okay?

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: And finally, Jackie Singh, the fat and brown herself.

Unknown_22: Tenet Media was, of course, investigated thoroughly by the Department of Justice.

1:24:56
Unknown_22: But that doesn't mean that fat and brown can't take credit herself. What does she have to say?

Unknown_22: She says, 255 people liked this and 60 retards retweeted this.

1:25:29
Unknown_22: She really is taking credit for this. When things start coming together, my prior independent work, for which I went out on a wild limb, begins the process of mainstream vindication. Fatten Brown really thinks she's vindicated. She thinks that she did this. Of course, Tenet Media was only the beginning. The first domino.

Unknown_22: Hey, the Justice Department. Everything connected to EPIC, including criminal harassment, swatting forum, Kiwi Farms, is tainted with Russian money. Where is my fucking money? All these people accusing me of being connected to whatever government. Where is my fucking money? Mossad ain't paying me. The DOJ ain't paying me. Kremlin ain't paying me. Where is the fucking money, Jackie? If you know where these checks are in my fucking name from the Mossad or from the FSB or from the DOJ or whatever the fuck, you know where they are, you got to tell me because I don't fucking know.

1:26:00
Unknown_22: The ASN which contained Epic's name servers formerly belonged to Fexelberg. Fexelberg. Fexelberg is a classic Russian name. Okay? I know y'all can easily get this historical metadata.

1:26:35
Unknown_23: Fat and brown. Skin looks like poop.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_22: Dude, there is so little actual locale content.

1:27:10
Unknown_22: No, sorry, sector content in this stream.

Unknown_22: It starts with DSP a little bit.

Unknown_22: DSP has formally, finally declared, for reals this time, that he was the WWE Champions user called They Call Me Dark Side Phil.

Unknown_22: He claims, however, to mitigate the damage of this reveal, that A, he only spent tens of thousands of dollars playing WWE champions, and he claims that when the name of this account changed, It was because he got kicked out of his guild and could no longer play effectively. Because you basically have to be in a guild full of whales to get the best rewards. So he could no longer really play effectively. So since the game was basically taken for him by the guild kicking him out,

1:27:48
Unknown_22: He changed his name from TheyCallMeDSP to DownFromTheRaptor. Sorry, he sold his account. And the person who acquired it and paid him money for the really high-ranking account with all the valuable pulls paid him money for it. And then they changed the username for his sake because he had acquired the account.

1:28:24
Unknown_22: And then just so happened to rejoin the same guild on WWE Champions.

Unknown_22: So this is his way of handling the accusations and the totality of the evidence that he was playing this game under this account. Because it just doesn't make sense that this guy called TheyCallMeDSP, who's playing the same exact fucking game that DSP plays, also just so happens to be a mega whale spending five figures at least into this game, and then they have no relationship with each other.

1:29:06
Unknown_22: So Big Headed from Kino Casino, he comes out and says this.

Unknown_23: Sorry, we're having tech issues today on the forum because of a service outage. How are you going to do me like this?

Unknown_23: I made you, you piece of shit. Is it that bad? Is it like DDoS attacked?

Unknown_23: Is this video like 800 megabytes?

Unknown_23: We may not be able to play. Oh, is the size of the hole down again?

1:29:51
Unknown_23: Cool.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: So we'll come back to that then.

Unknown_22: If at all.

Unknown_22: The consequence of this was that he had announced this directly before his stream with Stuttering Craig, who I have made fun of in the past because he appears to wear makeup and also do Instagram filters that are designed for women to make his eyes shinier and his skin sparkly. I do not know why he does this, but it's very weird and very obvious to me.

1:30:27
Unknown_22: He had prior talked to Sutter and Craig on the Sidescrollers podcast in March 2023. And this interview went very poorly for Dark Side Phil because Craig was supposed to be like a neutral party. But in the days leading up to the interview, the detractors sent tons of information to Craig and he did his own research.

Unknown_22: And as they start off, they start off kind of cordial. And then over time, they turn up the heat. And Craig does a pretty good job of, like, wrangling DSP.

Unknown_22: But as he starts, like, pounding him on his bankruptcy filings and the financial stuff and the bank leaks, Darkseid will just kind of collapse on this and then leaves eventually. And his opinion was after the fact, right?

1:31:13
Unknown_22: that Craig had... It had been a decent interview, but in the following day, Craig made fun of him in responding to Super Chats, and Darkside Phil has always been kind of angsty about that. Well, they have this follow-up conversation, and...

Unknown_22: The contention is that Phil was angry that Craig had brought up the bank leaks and the bankruptcy and the WWE shit. And he said that he was trying to defame him and injure his reputation.

1:31:50
Unknown_22: And then at the end of it, DSP announces that he lied, basically.

Unknown_22: And I think this is it. It's still not going to fucking load. Are you fucking kidding me?

Unknown_22: Chat, I honestly can't even believe this shit right now. So the issue was, if he had lied during the

Unknown_22: They call me DSP on the game. How do you have any right to be upset that he, as an interviewer, asked him questions about it? Because he was lying. And he just showed evidence that he was lying. So how can he be angry? And after arguing about this and having a little back and forth, Darkside Phil eventually just kicks him off. Is it my VPN that's wrong? I think it is. One second, chat.

1:32:28
Unknown_22: Boston, Massachusetts, you have failed me yet again.

Unknown_22: Fuck Massachusetts. That's what I gotta say. Massachusetts? More like Massa- Go fuck yourself.

Unknown_23: Not even. It's still fucked.

1:33:00
Unknown_22: Today's just not my day, chat. It happens. Happens and it happens every day.

Unknown_22: This is how it feels sometimes.

Unknown_15: Okay, he already kicked him off at this point. Okay, I see. This is the part.

Unknown_14: that we can eventually work together in the future in some way, shape or form. Maybe you come on side scores and we do a regular show. If you don't want to deal with a politics driven show that isn't, you know, whatever you said, right?

1:33:33
Unknown_14: You're extremely nice with your words. And by nice, I'm being sarcastic right now. And when you told us to go fuck ourselves and all that stuff.

Unknown_14: I would like to give you a fair shake someday on side scrollers if you're open to it. Like I said, I want to make sure that you and everybody else knows that I am open to working with you in some way, shape, or form. But I hope more than anything, I hope you're honest, not just with your audience, but with yourself about the situation. I appreciate your time today, Phil. I got some dad doodles I got to get done. Thank you guys very much for your time. All right, now hold on.

Unknown_15: Before you go, let me say my piece too. All right, this will be quick, I promise. Yeah, yeah. This is it. This is the end. There's no more feud between you and me. Do you agree? That's it. We're done. We can stop going at each other's throats. Phil, I haven't had a feud with you for 18 months, man.

1:34:08
Unknown_14: That's fine.

Unknown_15: Okay, whatever you say. Monetize the haters, but you don't have a feud with me. You want me to play Street Fighter with you. You don't have a feud with me. You want me back as a guest on your anniversary show because you know it's going to bring you hype and attention from my detractors, but you don't have a feud with me. Okay? But okay, fair enough. You don't have a feud, but we're agreeing to this now. It's over, right? We're done. We're good.

Unknown_14: It's over.

Unknown_15: Okay. So, and you were asking me now, a year and a half later, Will I be a guest on your show? Which was what originally was agreed to, correct? Like, that's what you're saying. It was originally, that was the agreement. We were going to do the interview. And then after that, I was going to have the opportunity to be a regular guest on your show like everyone else had been, correct?

1:34:40
Unknown_14: That was the agreement. And after the interview, I sent you that email saying like, we were just disappointed, right? And the offer wasn't there anymore after the interview because we felt lied to. Okay, so now... I hope we can move past it.

Unknown_15: That's what I'm saying. Now that we've hashed it all out, right? We're all good.

1:35:14
Unknown_15: You're saying you're extending that olive branch and you're saying that that opportunity is there again? Possibly. Not a lock-in, but it's possible that I could be on your show.

Unknown_03: Sure.

Unknown_15: Okay, I'm not interested. Go fuck yourself.

Unknown_22: OK.

Unknown_15: All right, guys. So that's how he chose to end it.

Unknown_22: Like this long winded, like trying to get him to this point just so that he can say, I'm not interested in go fuck yourself.

Unknown_22: Oh, my God. Chad seems to like that. Chad thinks that's Chad and Alpha. OK, hold up.

1:35:45
Unknown_22: Let's do a poll, since we're in the mood. Was that Chad and Alpha? It will be vote yes for yes, vote one for yes, vote two for no. Let's check it out. Let's see what the chat has to say. Early and often, I ride base Kang DSP, Kang Keno, PPP would be proud, Kang shit. Gondolin says that's bitch made.

Unknown_22: See, King, bow to the King, Kang, based, damn based, Lamau. Democracy is real. The votes are pouring in, champ. He's a bad man, but it's cool.

1:36:19
Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_23: The votes are actually coming in quite fast.

Unknown_23: DSP can take his cheap gotchas where he can, I suppose.

Unknown_22: It was funny, but it was a little bitch made.

Unknown_22: DSP is a cock, but it was a decent maestrock. I just hate stuttering Craig.

Unknown_22: One more. Okay, there we go. With 100 votes and 75%, yes, has taken it. 25% said that was not Chad and Alpha. Okay. I'm a little bit shocked at that, actually. I wonder how many of the people that voted yes are people who watch Keno Casino versus people who don't really know much about DSP. I thought it was a bit weird to try and have this cordial conversation and then just say, go fuck yourself.

1:36:50
Unknown_22: It just felt like an emotional outlast. But, I mean, I don't know if you guys saw the whole interview. It's about an hour long. But there was a point where, stuttering Craig in this conversation, and out of context, I think it actually looks worse for DSP than in context. Because there's an earlier part in this where Craig is like, well, you lied to us about the WWE champions thing, so fuck you.

1:37:22
Unknown_22: Like, that's literally what he says. So when he says, go fuck yourself. Actually, he literally said, go fuck yourself. And I think DSP was trying to call back to that moment when he said no. So in context, it actually does look a little bit better for DSP. I don't know. I thought it was a bit rude to close out like that.

1:37:59
Unknown_22: Super immature, but then again, it's DSP. That's probably a fair way to put it.

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: Um, if it's DSP versus a literal faggot, I'm always for DSP. Is he actually gay or does he just look gay? He has like that pretty boy gay face. And I think that he uses Instagram filters, but I thought that was just like insecurity. Is he actually a homosexual? Yes, he is literally gay.

Unknown_22: Oh, I see.

Unknown_23: Okay.

1:38:33
Unknown_22: Phil gave Moonpie a huge shout out.

Unknown_22: I mean, our conversation was pretty tame. I felt like I handled myself well.

Unknown_22: Craig has AIDS. Is that true?

Unknown_22: You know, saying someone has AIDS is actually per se defamation. You better watch yourself, boys.

Unknown_23: Okay, I got you.

Unknown_22: And just a little itty-bitty bit of Rikada update. This guy went through and effort-posted this, but we'll just watch the clips and I'll explain it.

1:39:08
Unknown_07: I'm like, guys, I'm a libertarian. I talk about sex, sex toys. I go on shows defending pornography as free speech. I have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of porn stars.

Unknown_22: Look at how unimpressed and weird. The only person smiling of these five people is this woman who's very Asian. And she seems to be like smiling at an awkwardness. Everybody else is not very impressed by those.

Unknown_07: By name, which is kind of embarrassing.

Unknown_00: Who's your favorite? Top three, go.

Unknown_07: Oh, favorite would be Crystal Boyd, followed by Kenzie Reeves.

1:39:45
Unknown_22: Knowing the names of porn stars is the most disgusting fucking thing that a man could ever represent about himself.

Unknown_22: Like, Dick does this too. He has that obsession with this Asian woman. And I think it might even be overcompensation, because he's like a faggot.

Unknown_07: and then um i don't know is there any there are other ones i mean i don't know look at look at her look at britney venti's face and her the face of utter repulsion and contempt and disgust britney in particular is just like they just look like they hate him

1:40:37
Unknown_22: I want to say that Brittany Venti looks even angrier than her, but they both look like they're equal parts. She's like equal parts shock and disgust, and Brittany Venti is like equal parts disgust and hatred.

Unknown_23: But I actually...

Unknown_23: Okay, and then this one.

Unknown_22: This is him talking about, again, his favorite porn stars with Drexel, friend of the show. This is my favorite Photoshop, by the way.

Unknown_06: It's the little blonde chick on the couch and the, like, five big black dudes behind her looking down.

1:41:13
Unknown_06: People have Photoshopped, like, different heads on them.

Unknown_22: So almost everybody's familiar with the couch meme because it's, like, ubiquitous now, but...

Unknown_23: He's said that he's a big fan of that.

Unknown_22: That video where she's gang raped by five black dudes.

Unknown_22: At one point, this guy went through his history to find out him talking about this.

1:41:50
Unknown_22: And apparently she's the one that's getting gang raped by five black dudes on the couch. And that's his favorite. So all the BBC cuckold memes are completely and totally vindicated.

Unknown_22: It is old, and this is from a long time ago. This guy just got bored and said, I wonder what Nick's favorite porn stars are, and found this clip where Brittany Venti is about to jump to the fucking screen and strangle him to death.

Unknown_22: So here's your Nick Riccata humiliation segment.

Unknown_23: I think that's about it. There's one more thing.

1:42:27
Unknown_23: Actually, you know what?

Unknown_22: Oh man, I'm so glad I just reminded myself of this.

Unknown_23: There was stuff that I forgot from last week.

Unknown_23: Oh, this.

Unknown_22: This is what I was thinking of.

Unknown_22: I think there's two different... Is this the Minecraft one? Because I did that this week.

Unknown_22: Oh, no, it's not. Okay. Sorry, I forgot to do this last week, so we're going to laugh at this this week as a closing out segment.

1:43:05
Unknown_22: Um, first of all, it was this, uh, I don't know how real this is. Cause you have to remember anytime there's like an only fans involved, it's all like, there can be like gorilla viral marketing where they like try to drum up controversy just to get eyes. But this is kind of funny on its face. So I will tolerate it.

Unknown_22: Um, these are two natal women and they do only fans, but they pack, um, They put fake penises in their pants and claim to be male-to-female transsexuals, as you can see. They're the Silly Lilies, TS, transsexuals, heart, transgender emoji. And they even have an anime in their picture.

1:43:41
Unknown_22: Then, of course, they're just real women. So the trannies freak out.

Unknown_22: Heidi the Burger says, we know you're both fake. If you want to do not safe for work content, then sure, do it. Hell, I do.

Unknown_22: But don't get in our space. 1.1 thousand likes. Era the Dom says, this is harmful as hell with trans people debate like this. You'll have to stop at some point. Covering eyes emoji. Row Down O'Neal Trans Flag says, My breast and ween are both real and I grew them myself. And Jenny B. Jones says, Yeah, I challenge you to go be trans in real life and then keep faking it online. We all know you couldn't hang. And that one also has a thousand likes.

1:44:14
Unknown_22: Seeing cis girls shove dildos in their pants and pretending to be trans for money makes me annoyed. My gender isn't your costume, bro.

1:44:47
Unknown_22: Then April, who does look like the bartender from Shrek, says, I've lost friends, family, jobs, opportunity, money, healthcare, and basic respect from random people. Been harassed, death threats, assayed from these bitches for these bitches. Of course, bitches. You know, you remember that song by Little John? I think I've mentioned Little John two streams in a row. This might be an indication of my mental health decline. But I think the lyric goes like, All these bitches crawl. Skeet, skeet, skeet, motherfucker. Okay, so the window and to the wall. All these bitches crawl. Skeet, skeet, skeet, motherfucker. Pretty sure that's the lyrics.

1:45:31
Unknown_22: in the censored radio version of this song it goes from the window to the wall all these females crawl I've always thought that's kind of weird. They just translate bitches to females. And they're just like, yeah, that works. Anyways, April continues. For these bitches to masquerade as trans women for profit is disgusting. It's like the trans version of blackface.

Unknown_17: They don't deserve peace.

Unknown_22: Zero, zero self-awareness. That's amazing.

1:46:03
Unknown_22: You know, now that I think about it, when I was in middle school, I think that the cheerlead dance squad did a dance from the window to the wall. I think that was around the same time I was in middle school. And for whatever reason, the coach was like, yeah, tween girls dancing to the window to the wall. Skeet, skeet, skeet, motherfucker. The sweat drips off my balls. That'll work. Whatever. Who cares? It's just middle school.

1:46:38
Unknown_22: Okay, and then there's a trailer. Someone begged me to watch this trailer and give a review.

Unknown_22: Let's see. It's called Night Bitch by Searchlight Pictures. It's super cute.

Unknown_09: Do you just love getting to be home with them all the time? Yeah, I do. I love it.

Unknown_22: Are they at a Whole Foods? Looks like a Whole Foods. Is whole food, chat, chat, is whole food still nice? Does it still smell like organic spices, chat? Don't tell me that everything is terrible.

1:47:11
Unknown_09: I love it.

Unknown_09: You're an artist, right? I used to be. Wow. But that feels like a lifetime ago. Yeah, yeah. Literally. Definitely. We get it. I used to be a stripper. The before times. Yes.

Unknown_02: Yes.

Unknown_09: Nobody in this family can clean their own butts.

Unknown_02: If you wake him up, I will rip your throat out.

Unknown_03: Okay. For what it's worth, I would kill to stay home with him every day.

1:47:46
Unknown_11: This is an anti-natalist movie.

Unknown_22: This is definitely produced by people.

Unknown_22: Muriel Heller.

Unknown_23: Chat.

Unknown_23: It was a good chance.

Unknown_23: Director.

Unknown_23: From Marin County.

Unknown_23: Her father hails from a Jewish family from New York.

Unknown_22: Ho, ho, ho, ho.

Unknown_09: Ho, ho, ho, ho. Look at my teeth. See how sharp they are? It's a little bit weird.

1:48:24
Unknown_05: Motherhood. It changes you. It connects you to some primal urges. Ah.

Unknown_09: I feel like I'm stuck.

Unknown_04: Make up a plan, draw up a schedule. Happiness is a choice.

Unknown_04: Happiness is a choice.

Unknown_09: I'll try.

Unknown_09: I told you happiness was a choice. Smart, happy, person, ever again. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I'm turning into a dog. You're so funny.

1:48:56
Unknown_22: She turns into a dog? Do you ever feel like the big secret is that...

Unknown_22: You know, I hate to go there, but if you could turn into a dog, there's no way you wouldn't have sex as a dog. I'm just going to say it. You just know. We are gods.

Unknown_09: We fucking create life. We are so powerful. What the fuck? I could crush a walnut with my vagina.

Unknown_09: I am a woman. I am an animal.

1:49:29
Unknown_09: I am Night Bitch.

Unknown_04: Wow, that's just terrible.

Unknown_03: You're so dirty. Where did you go? I went for a run.

Unknown_22: Rated R. I think that there's going to be dog sex in this.

Unknown_23: Yeah, this is anti-natalist. Amy Adams.

1:50:02
Unknown_23: from Italy so this is what they do right Maureen Heller says okay you're gonna eat dog food and have sex with dogs because you're white I think that's how that works very cool she used to be cute well she doesn't she is a dog okay she is a dog

1:50:35
Unknown_22: All right, one last thing. In lieu of a Reddit segment, I now have a TikTok segment. Let's take a look.

Unknown_05: So I got this teammate lamp as a gift from my sisters.

Unknown_05: And I had it in my room, and...

Unknown_05: I came home from work after the hot day and there was like... Get to the fucking point. And I was like, why the fuck would ants want a fake croissant? And like, I'm almost wondering if this is a fucking literal real croissant covered in resin.

1:51:08
Unknown_05: Because they were going in the holes. And anyway, I just poked a bigger hole.

Unknown_05: And it like low-key looks like a fucking croissant under there.

Unknown_22: Oh, you can't see it.

Unknown_05: Hang on.

Unknown_22: Here we go.

Unknown_05: Dude, like... That looks like a fucking croissant.

Unknown_05: Are you actually joking me?

Unknown_19: British.

1:51:42
Unknown_05: Like, that looks like fucking pastry.

Unknown_05: Look at the crumbs.

Unknown_22: Okay, allow me to explain, chat. I looked into this.

Unknown_22: This woman has a croissant lamp. There is something called a Pampshade from Japan in the Yukiko Morita shop, and they sell bread. They sell bread, chat. They sell specifically bread lamps. And here is their ensemble of bread lamps.

Unknown_22: Sell croissants. Sell toast.

1:52:14
Unknown_22: Sell looks like dunkel or whatever. Then there's boule. And then a baguette lamp. Or a Kaiser, a Kaiser roll even lamp. A petite bread lamp. Or an MM Dakota Pam shade. Or even pain de mer bread.

Unknown_22: But this is specifically our culprit. Now I was sitting here investigating this bread lamp. Apparently what they do is they spray an antibacterial and an antifungal thing on it.

1:52:46
Unknown_22: and then coat it in resin and put a lamp and a little LED in it. And then you have this cute, quaint little croissant lamp to sit on your desk, and it just looks nice. And it has this little warm glow to it because you have this nice croissant, right? But yet, this British woman received a lamp that had ants in it. So indeed, it seems like this $100 croissant lamp from Japan was inferior quality, Chad. But, Let's roll back to the first second chat and listen to this again.

1:53:23
Unknown_22: This Timu lamp.

Unknown_22: Now we're getting closer to the heart of the issue.

Unknown_22: If you go to this, and then I think if you go all the way down to the bottom, beware of counterfeit products. Recently, several counterfeit and copy goods of Pam's Shade are manufactured and sold by overseas producers. The counterfeit products have different specifications and performance from genuine products and also have inferiority in quality considering the antiseptic processing. Pamp sheets are not sold on any e-commerce site like Amazon, Alibaba, and eBay. Please be careful not to purchase such counterfeit products by mistake. This British woman or her friend bought an inferior... Timu Croissant Pampshade, which is literally just a real croissant, but not even properly coated in resin, depriving of these Japanese people of their $100, but getting ants as a consequence.

1:53:58
Unknown_22: You can't make this up, chat.

1:54:34
Unknown_22: Um...

Unknown_22: Does anyone here buy from Teemo? Can anyone explain? TikTok is like a weird thing to me. Teemo is even weirder. Teemo appears to be a way to convert algae fossil dinosaur fuel into plastic that is immediately dumped into the ocean.

Unknown_22: Ant niggas we won. Teemu is cancer. No. Fuck no. Sounds like an Aussie. Teemu is just drop shipping. Safa. She gets exotic ants.

1:55:06
Unknown_22: My dad. What does your dad buy on Teemu? Imagine spending $100 on a hollowed out pastry with an LED inside.

Unknown_22: Teemu sells DeWalt drivers at one third the prices?

Unknown_22: That's interesting.

Unknown_22: It's base. I don't care.

Unknown_22: It's like Amazon for Chinese knockoffs.

Unknown_23: My former man is for shopping addicts.

1:55:39
Unknown_22: I like that. A lot of messes figure that out, bro. Where are you? I'm going to click your message.

Unknown_02: Yeah.

Unknown_22: Wait, no, that's not it.

Unknown_23: I do for what the fuck do you buy on Timo for work?

Unknown_23: Where's the guy at?

Unknown_22: It's for shopping addicts. Here we go. That's correct. I think this guy is right. I think all those people who like impulse buy fucking garbage just buy shit off Teemu and then they play with it for like 30 seconds and then dump it into the ocean. Pretty sure that's what it is.

1:56:10
Unknown_23: Okay. I'm glad that we've solved this already. Nice. Nice.

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: I might buy one of these croissant lamps. I like it.

Unknown_22: Once I'm back in the U.S., I'm going to buy my entire room. Dude, what I really need, and I don't know if the Pamp Shade maybe can give me this. Can I get cheese lamps? I want like a mozzarella lamp, and I want like a gorgonzola lamp. And then I'll put my croissant lamp and my cheese lamp together. Can I get like a wine lamp? Put like an LED in like a wine bottle. This will be how I illuminate my room. A pizza lamp.

1:56:46
Unknown_22: Now you're talking. Better have holidays resin on it.

Unknown_22: Cool. By the way, if you are the guy who has parked on TikTok, add man at the internet. I need it. Here's what I did. I made at Matt at the internet with periods between them. And then I tied my Tik TOK, um, cause I had issues registering. So I registered it to the, um, using a two, two factor thing. And I use Twitter and you can't log into anything that you authenticate with Twitter. If you're suspended and I'm never being unbanned because Elon Musk is a trainee.

1:57:20
Unknown_22: and employs trannies and has tranny sex with trannies. So I also have lost my TikTok and there is absolutely no way to get that back. There is a guy who has registered and is obviously a fan of this podcast with at Matt at the internet and it's just parked and he has done nothing with it. I need this.

Unknown_22: Deliver it unto me. I will give you my most esteemed thanks and appreciation. I'll give you a free shirt. I'm working on a shirt for Halloween already.

1:57:55
Unknown_22: Um,

Unknown_22: Get in touch. I need it. Okay. I think that's it.

Unknown_22: As I said before, I have a review of Isom 2 that I'm working on. I already have ideas for it, and I'll be posting on the Gumroad. You can find the Gumroad at manoftheinternet.com and at maddie.live. And I'll see you guys on Tuesday or the weekend if you are a Gumroad person.

Unknown_22: Great. Excellent. Cool.

1:58:29
Unknown_22: Superberries.

Unknown_22: BobbleIsGod45 says, I have faith that this stream was preemptively great. Well, your faith will place, if I do say so myself. Use this money to buy toothpaste to floss your teeth twice a week, or twice a day, so you don't lose the rest of them. Also, favorite MC Jarbo song.

Unknown_22: I like Damage by iCucks. That's pretty fucking good.

Unknown_22: You can't floss your teeth with toothpaste, by the way. I think you mean dental floss.

1:59:00
Unknown_22: Action Johnny for five says early and super straight. You're surely getting some action today. You bet. You fucking bet. I'm on top of my game.

Unknown_22: Kurt Eichenwald, enemy ambassador for Five, says, glorious Kiwi emperor, your versus Sam Hyde's financial advice reminds me of that one meme. My son will make a modest purchase and pay the minimums. No, my son will take $50,000 in credit card debt.

Unknown_22: Well, you know what? You got to spend money to make money. It's called an investment for a reason. It's called debt management, sir.

1:59:33
Unknown_22: Eric George for 10 says, calling me bish, ha, and I phoned before the last show. I can't call during super chats when I mostly watch VOD. Maybe everyone should call your LinkedIn number and make calls ends autistic again. Maybe they should, motherfucker.

Unknown_22: Thank you. Blackstar Sneed for... 10 says please read the image within the first post with your best hawaiian pigeon voice um sir i have no fucking idea what hawaiian pigeon is i've never i have no familiarity with the hawaiians i've never been to hawaii i've never met a hawaiian i don't know if they actually exist okay let's see this see if it actually loads

2:00:22
Unknown_22: The Jew leader guys talk how they go and kill Jesus. They plenty Jew guys that come for Coco Mary and see all the awesome stuff Jesus wouldn't do. They trust him. But other guys go by the Pharisee guys and tell them all the stuff Jesus wouldn't do. Then the main prize guys and the Pharisee guys tell all the Jews leaders to come together. They tell him, this guy, Jesus, stay, do all Kena awesome stuff that show who him, what we gonna do. If we let him stay, do this Kena stuff. I like how they just say Keno as like a way of like awesome. Everyone, everybody going to go trust him. He the king. And because of that, the Rome army guy is going to come and wipe out the temple and owe a people. One of them, Cephas, the main prize guy that year, he tell them, you don't owe nothing. Mo better fo yo guys if one guy maka fo all dem people if not the Rome guys that year. That's why he can talk like that. He talk for God when he tell that Jesus gon' maka fo all dem Jew guys.

2:01:31
Unknown_22: And he know going Maka only for them Jew guys, but for all God's kids that stay all over the world. So bring them all together for one come one people. That's why from that time the Jew leader guys stay talk together how they go and kill Jesus. That's why Jesus no go around no more way the Jew leader guys can see him. He go one place near the boonies, a frame town. He stay over there with the guys. He stay teach. Now almost time for the Jew Passover religious kina ceremony. Plenty people from the boonies go Jerusalem before the Passover. For them do all that stuff. The rules from God tell for the foe make for them come clean inside for pay Passover time. Them people stay look for Jesus. When they stay inside the Lenai for the temple, they ask each other, what you guys think? You think Jesus gonna come to special religious kina ceremony or what? But the main prize guy and the Pharisee guys tell that whoever knows where Jesus stay, they gotta tell him for them send the police guys for us Jesus.

2:02:38
Unknown_22: That's pretty good.

Unknown_22: I like how he just calls them Jew guys. Those Jew guys over there.

Unknown_22: I know what they say in She. It's very tragic.

Unknown_22: Josh is training AI.

Unknown_22: Something like that. Steno pretends he's like, I got this weird song in my YouTube feed.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_23: Okay, I said, and it loads very slowly.

2:03:23
Unknown_23: I will come back to it.

Unknown_22: Always Mr. No for 5 says Rip, Parle, Harold. A true one gone. R.I.P. my dude.

Unknown_22: Stupid Fuck for 1 says if you really like old style RPGs I recently beat an indie game called Sea of Stars and it instantly became one of my favorite games ever. I'm playing New Game Plus as I listen to this because I'm a spurg.

Unknown_22: Um, I have no affinity with old-style RPGs. Sea of Stars, though, is his recommendation. It's a new game.

Unknown_22: StupidFuckForForces meant to send five. Thank you, StupidFuck. I appreciate it.

2:03:54
Unknown_22: I gotta put an end to this. People don't like it. It's really annoying. It interrupts the flow of the superchats. I refuse. I'm no longer reading religious texts unless they're in Pigeon. They have so many PDF files. It's crazy. But that's what they issue. That's why they're being sued.

Unknown_22: Byakny for 20 says my normie gf sent me this I don't know how or where she found it the first minute might make you go with the fuck I promise that's worth watching until at least 130. Oh, okay second YouTube link. Is this one gonna load?

2:04:32
Unknown_11: Jews This only has 114 views It's the jews

Unknown_22: Appreciate it.

Unknown_22: Cyber Girls. I've featured this, bro. This was on the front page of the site.

Unknown_22: This is a banger. This video is awesome.

2:05:06
Unknown_22: This is a true instant classic.

Unknown_22: I mean, do you want me to play like 20 seconds of it? I would highly recommend it if you are familiar with early internet shit. It's really crazy. It has references to Bossman Jack and Kefla's and all sorts of stuff.

Unknown_22: It has references to...

Unknown_22: Here, I think even I'm in this. Hold up.

Unknown_22: There's that guy, I forget his name. He's the midget that got mogged by... What's his face?

Unknown_22: Oh, I'm in this very, very briefly during the Keffels thing. Here, I'm... That's Bossman.

2:05:39
Unknown_22: God, I can see it in the fucking thumbnail. Show me it!

Unknown_22: There, right there. There I am.

Unknown_22: It's a fucking classic. Classic.

Unknown_22: Thank you. TP Deluxe for two says, Tuesday is when the H1B... By the way, your girlfriend is on Wocal Farm, just so you know. TP Deluxe for two says, Tuesday is when the H1B Indian engineer is my job, imported shit, his pants, and threw his underwear away in the bathroom. At least they're getting closer to the toilet.

2:06:18
Unknown_22: Oh, he shit himself and then threw his underwear away. Okay. That's embarrassing. How do you know it was his? Did he write his name on the tag or something? That's weird. Was it like orange? Like those Sikh hair wraps?

Unknown_22: Rickenbacker45 says, Good. See to you. The Game and Gate video on Gumroad didn't make me feel old, but it was very good. Here's today's verse. And there's a Bible game. Oh, my God. Bro.

Unknown_22: I can't. It's just like, it's really disruptive to people. And it's like a back and forth now where people are like paying me to read different verses.

2:06:50
Unknown_22: I guess if it's like one fucking verse.

Unknown_22: Proverbs 4.23.

Unknown_22: Sorry, Proverbs is not paying me. I'm just so used to saying that. Above all else, guard your heart for everything you do flows from it. Can you not just like post listen to the message? That makes it way easier.

Unknown_22: Okay. I read about kids doing blackout challenge from Reader's Digest back in 2007. I read about kids doing blackout challenges today. Maybe some people don't deserve oxygen.

Unknown_22: Kids are stupid. It's hard to be too hard. Don't do that. Be nice to Peter. He's on a diet. Dude, I already have.

2:07:24
Unknown_22: uh sir calf for one says mine oba group and snita i need a professional racist you're my top guy i just got married to an asian thing is i'm not white i'm brown latinx would i also be libertarian or something worse uh you're libertarian basically i mean you're not white so i don't care who you marry you can marry anyone you want basically being not white is freedom as far as i'm concerned i would say libertarian Docs found for five says good to the good that the DOJ is rooted up Russian influence from our media. Can we do Israel next? Silence. Israel is our greatest ally and they're permitted to do whatever they want. There's a channel called GDF, which means Gaza Defense Force. And the guy that runs it's like a total cock smoking faggot. And his discord is like gay and paused. Um, but he has really, really good, but he like is, I think he's Arab. He really like Arab Canadian or something. He really hates Israel. Um, his channel is pretty good. He manages to keep all of his faggotry out of the fucking channel. So it's just like pure distilled Israel hatred. And his videos are mostly about how American government is like the most cut government in the entire world. Um, I, I would recommend his videos, but I would never recommend giving him money.

2:08:42
Unknown_23: Um, that's my rundown of that.

Unknown_22: Bunker Housing for one says, tell us why you were expelled. Also, have you shown your IT teacher your webpage? Maybe you can go to school and have a lecture on how you create independent websites. I have told this before. I was expelled because one of our teachers died and I IT teacher died. We had a no substitute that day. In the no substitute room, not in a different class, we didn't have a substitute teacher. While I was in that class, it was an English class, I sent a NetSend. And a NetSend sends a command prompt to all of their computers on the network. And I just said, I hate my school.

2:09:20
Unknown_22: And this could be backtraced because the message isn't just the message. It says from this computer, and the computer had the room ID. So they investigated it and found out that I and two other kids were at the computer, and I took the fall for it for a very roundabout reason. Basically, one of them cried, and I felt bad, so I said it was all me.

Unknown_22: Um, and instead of a Saturday detention, I got put in front of the Dean who was crying, um, because her friend of like 10 years at that school had just died from a traumatic brain injury as a result of having a seizure in a bathtub. She said that I was the worst student that she had ever seen. She said that I was such a bad student that I gave that teacher stress. And she literally said that I stressed her out by being such a bad student that I gave her a seizure and killed her.

2:10:06
Unknown_22: And when I told the other teachers this, when I was getting reassigned to like a bunch of different PE classes, they're like, that's not true. Don't believe that. That's not the right thing for her to say.

Unknown_22: But I lost some of my IT classes. That was the only thing I cared about. So I dropped out.

Unknown_22: That is my villain origin story.

2:10:40
Unknown_22: One day I will confront him, by the way. I remembered his name. I remember to this day. I know who he is. I know where he's at. One day we'll find him again.

Unknown_22: Good luck. Seven for two says I lived in Germany for seven years and Berlin is dirty as hell compared to the place like Munchen, a.k.a. Munich. It's like New York City sounds good to people who have never been there. I don't think Berlin is like the only city in the United in EU, the only capital city of any country in Europe that is a net deficit to the country. They spend more on social services for all the rape apes that live in Berlin than they actually make from tax income. And that is the only city in Europe that does that.

2:11:14
Unknown_22: Rome, Paris, Budapest, they all make money. Just not Berlin.

Unknown_22: BananaPlugs for one says, Have a pizza day. You're my favorite non-slav always.

Unknown_22: That's a high distinction. Thank you. HiConfessor for 10 says, Hey, dude. Hey, HiConfessor. How you doing? Tedramax for 20 says, Notch was a genius to sell Minecraft. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. It's a great idea. Thank you. DioMioLaCritera for one says, Nude is Christian and wholesome. You schizogene.

2:11:47
Unknown_22: I don't know what the fuck that means, but thank you. Wally Howell for five says, I hope you're having a good day, Josh. You're my nibble always. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Unknown_22: Beep bloop for 25 says, well, on the subject of movies, this American psycho is swell. Are they remade? Are they remaking American psycho to be gay?

2:12:20
Unknown_23: You look nice today. Don't wear that outfit again.

Unknown_11: What? I didn't hear you. I said, do not wear that outfit again.

Unknown_08: Wear a dress or skirt or something.

Unknown_11: If you don't like this, I take it.

Unknown_22: Come on. You're prettier than that.

Unknown_22: That's pretty great. That's pretty excellent.

Unknown_22: It's Daniel Larson, in case you don't recognize him. That's great.

Unknown_22: Stupid Fuck for one says, Steve's character model was based on Tommy Vercetti from Vice City, so they should have cast Ray Liotta. And then I don't know what the lore is of Ray Liotta. He's either dead or a pedophile. Someone in chat, remind me.

2:12:54
Unknown_22: holy owl for three says also check fraud thing you talked about last stream is super funny because black people were doing the exact same thing exactly one year ago with cash app they have no ability to learn oh they do they just go to a different app apparently

Unknown_22: Lilanthia45 says, Hey Josh, great show as usual. To change the pace a bit, what would make you happy at the internet? Copyright to be abolished? Net neutrality? That's like real net neutrality, not the bullshit? Something like that.

2:13:28
Unknown_22: How about... What's his name? I forgot his name. How about Volker Gremmen giving me my fucking domain name? That would make me happy.

Unknown_22: SpaceAllen for 20 says, Ham Jam. Thank you SpaceAllen, I appreciate it.

Unknown_22: Meowgo1 for 5 says, Hey Moonpie, big fan of your idea for a true and honest whammy nap. Oh, I see someone reads the forum. Yes. Finally, a fan of the forum and the podcast.

Unknown_22: Yeah, it's one of my ideas. We'll see.

2:13:59
Unknown_22: John D9045 says, I can't believe I'm saying this, but all Oakland cams got my vote this year. Looked around and I saw we're heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of yes, sir, and damn straight. Mmm, pasta.

Unknown_22: Yeah, I mean, that was a very believable story that Redditor said to induce mass coping and seething.

Unknown_22: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was a real thing that happened.

Unknown_22: Lucifero210 for one says, DEI says black people have trouble getting bank loans and help with banking, but people give bank accounts and they start committing check fraud. She, man.

2:14:35
Unknown_22: If black people have issues opening bank accounts, it's because they cannot fill out the form. I don't know what else it could be. Like, they're free. They don't want you to know this, but bank accounts are free. You can just open a bank account. I have 57 bank accounts.

Unknown_22: Patrick S. Tomlinson for two says, bicycling is a new canon euphemism for eating oneself to death.

Unknown_22: I don't know. If you try to pull that one on me, I probably won't get it the first time.

Unknown_22: The false copy of Senator for one says, I meditate...

Unknown_11: Okay.

Unknown_22: I thought you sent me like eight in a row. I meditate on how we all watch and cheer on your actions and opinions, but you're actually the one getting it all done. What might be achieved if we were all as industrious as you? And the false copy center for one says, also the best blue cheese is Rockford. Rockford's pretty fucking good. I'm gonna be real. You must try it at your earliest convenience. That will be easy for you to do with those bountiful European cheese markets. Right, church? Yes, I've had it before. I get it sometimes, bro. It's really good. Don't even try me. Um,

2:15:11
Unknown_22: As far as, like, I don't know. Not everybody can, like, upend their entire life to be a fucking internet weirdo. But the more people, like, push things and, like, speak up about stuff, the better, easier things get. Like, people really underestimate how much they can accomplish by just being like, no. Just saying no. Go fuck yourself. I don't want to do that. Or speaking up in defense of something.

2:15:47
Unknown_22: silver schizo for one says josh everyone knows that you suck at runescape and haven't even completed monkey madness no cap for real for old dog i have completed monkey madness um i've stopped playing though i can't i uh because of the pronouns thing it just disgusts me so much i hate it silver schizo for one says i'm gonna keep bugging you about a silver segment stream other than that happy today dude one day i can't do it i'm gonna it'll be a gumroad thing eventually

Unknown_22: Girlfriend, however, for 10 says there are 300 some page study on the effectiveness of gun control in the abstract. It says that safe storage requirements are the only statistically effective form of gun control. I can believe it, bro. It seems honestly, it just seems like having that little barrier, no matter what it is, between like thought and action is like all it takes. And if that if that works, then like people should do it.

2:16:22
Unknown_22: Tetra Max for 50 says, I do think that... Thank you, by the way. I do think that there is something to be said about having the capability to use violence and choosing not to. That makes you a better person. But if you throw kids into a mix, you need to do better. Yeah, but the issue is that when the outcome is like dead children and dead teachers and more gun control, like actual gun control, like you can't buy guns anymore.

2:17:05
Unknown_22: That's like you have to head that problem off a little bit, I think.

Unknown_22: Thank you, though. So, you know, for once, it's just let it go, Niga. And then there is a link to a tweet, and it says... Lincoln Park debuts new singer Emily Armstrong replacing the late Chester Bennington.

Unknown_22: Is that a tranny or is that a real woman?

Unknown_22: New singer for Lincoln Park?

Unknown_22: You should just be a new band, then. You're kind of... Because, I mean, how do you...

Unknown_22: How do you replace, how does a band replace the lead singer?

2:17:45
Unknown_22: Like the lead singer is like, you can change out a guitarist, but you can't change out a vocalist like that. That's crazy.

Unknown_22: Um, cults for five says, read Deuteronomy seven, six, please. Thank you. Referencing the scripture on the front page of the Kiwi farms, Josh.

Unknown_22: Okay. I will read this, but I would really, really appreciate it. People just stop sending me shit like that to read. It's just, it just interrupts the stream. And now people like fighting over it. It's annoying. Deuteronomy seven, six says for you are a people. Holy to the Lord. Your God, the Lord, your God has chosen you out of all the peoples on the face of the earth to be his people, his treasured possession.

2:18:25
Unknown_22: Brianna Wu Hyperbimbo for 20 says, I hope this $20 buys me 60 seconds of your time to watch the video Wu put out in addition to the Twitter post. Do you sympathize? Timestamp. Okay, 60 seconds.

Unknown_23: Begins now.

Unknown_23: And... I know there's a story...

Unknown_22: Brianna Wu, a 15-year veteran of the games industry, professional media advocate, requires me to go into OBS and set my settings to mono so that you guys do not get your right ear completely deafened.

Unknown_17: There's a storyline out there telling you that trans people are doing it because it's a fad or it's to make a political statement.

2:19:12
Unknown_17: It's literally that every other version of my life ended in suicide

Unknown_17: And just getting really honest with you, there's no one that understands what a surgically hacked together target knockoff version of womanhood I am more than me.

Unknown_17: I don't need you to tell it to me all the time.

Unknown_17: As incomplete and painful as this feels, it is the best life I'm ever going to have for myself.

2:19:47
Unknown_17: So I would ask you to have compassion for people like me.

Unknown_17: It's often really hard to see how callously people talk about issues like HRT access, because for people like me, estrogen is a miracle drug.

Unknown_17: Life is so numb without it. I don't know if I am actually a woman. That's more of a philosophical question where I just don't do very well.

Unknown_17: But I'm really, really certain that I can.

2:20:25
Unknown_22: Not questions like, what is a woman? Because that would fall under the purview of philosophy, which I don't do well. I can't function in life as a man.

Unknown_17: And I know that everything I've accomplished that I'm proud of, everything that feels important or real or meaningful, it's been as a woman. As the political winds are shifting harder and harder against people like me and our humans.

Unknown_22: That one person in chat. who said that he's afraid of TTD. Everybody else's vote didn't matter. Your vote, that one guy, you win. If someone finds who the fuck he is, put it on the screen. He's the guy that was right.

2:20:59
Unknown_17: I find I'm not willing to sit on the sidelines, which brings us to the second point.

Unknown_17: To all trans people out there, and especially my sisters, I love you.

Unknown_17: We share an experience in a profound pain.

2:21:33
Unknown_17: We don't even need words to see and recognize.

Unknown_22: I don't feel bad for Rihanna Wu, though. Because if you remember...

Unknown_22: Okay, he's saying all the right things, but if you remember Brianna Wu from Gamergate, you'll know that Brianna Wu intruded upon Gamergate, put himself into Gamergate, and then pushed out other women. I didn't mention this even during the Gamergate video because I had forgotten about it. But I remember when Brianna Wu and Zoe Quinn even had a fight over... Because Brianna Wu had said something like, I'm the primary victim of Gamergate. Like, I'm target numero uno. And Zoe Quinn's like, what the fuck are you talking about? This entire thing is over me giving sloppy blowjobs for game reviews. Who... Everyone has aired out my laundry, posted my nudes around, gone after my job, gone after everybody who's ever given me a chance to have anything in the games industry. And you're going to sit here and call yourself the number one victim. Who the fuck do you think you are? So it's like even as unsympathetic as Zoe Quinn is and as unsympathetic as the whole Gamergate controversy was, even then, Brianna Wu tried to impose himself into this and boot out real women to take credit for something that he didn't have the right to claim. Like, again, I don't like the whole thing was like retarded. But even in that, he was still trying to intrude upon a woman's space and take their accomplishments from them, even if the accomplishment was number one victim on the Internet. So in a way, no, I really don't. Like, I'm sure that he is. He's probably smart enough and politically aware enough to realize how things are going. But he's just another it's just another tranny. And he acts just like the rest of them.

2:22:55
Unknown_22: I would also have a stroke and die if I lived in England. Okay.

2:23:49
Unknown_22: I think that is the instructions of Redbox. Tetrabax for $100 says, I'll still give you money if you pay gotcha games because you make me laugh and show me funny stuff. I don't care if you use the money, but keep being you. I use the money for, like, shit I actually fucking need. I have, like, no man-child interest. The Kiwi Farms is the closest thing to my man-child interest, and even then I spend less money on that than some people do fucking gotcha games.

Unknown_22: Thank you, though. If it makes you feel better, then yes, I'm a W. What's the gayest, cringest mobile game? Is it Genshin Impact? Dude, you should see my gacha pulls, my tin pulls on Genshin. I get all the animes, okay?

2:24:22
Unknown_22: GoodLuck742 says, Jackie Singh needs to get off the net and back to her uncle's liquor store. She needs to pay her child support, which she needs to do. GoodLuck7. RedEyesBlackDragon for 10 says, YouTube link.

Unknown_23: Okay.

Unknown_11: And the swamp shout away, the trailer stand in line, Frodo's in the mud drinking homemade shine.

2:24:56
Unknown_13: Bill was on the porch telling tales all day long, everything was quiet till the rain came along. Gandalf rode up on his mule named Joe, said that brings trouble, we gotta hit the road. The elf is like, uh, is like holding like a, like a shotgun. Oh, that's the elf lady.

2:25:35
Unknown_22: Oh, is this the Sauron's Tower? It's like a 5G tower.

Unknown_13: With the swamp behind and the mountains ahead, we're just good old boys doing what Gandalf said.

Unknown_11: We don't bring to town, but he's family, so we keep him around.

Unknown_13: With the swamp behind and the mountains ahead, we're just good old boys doing what Gandalf said. Frodo's carrying the ring. Okay, I got it.

Unknown_22: The AI music is very repetitive. Besides that, it's pretty funny.

2:26:06
Unknown_22: Thank you. Tetrapax420 says, I liked your conversation with DSP. I think you came out the winner without tearing him down like the detractors. You seemed like a normal observer with an opinion instead of an unhinged retributive. A lot of people on the Keno Casino Archive were super saying, oh, I didn't take accountability. I don't know what the fuck they mean, but I was surprised to see any negative feedback. I think I did pretty well.

Unknown_22: Thank you. Yeah, one second. Let me think about it.

2:26:55
Unknown_23: Let's see.

Unknown_22: I'm thinking.

Unknown_22: Oh, I've been signed out. Okay, fuck it.

Unknown_00: I can't do my joke where I'm just going to read being AI because I've been signed out.

Unknown_22: So you don't get a funny fucking answer.

Unknown_22: I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry. Why join Spotify? Fuck off. GormlessWonder for one says, Speaking of Whole Foods, do you have an opinion on the anti-pasta bar? I've never seen the appeal. Cold pasta is not my thing, bro.

Unknown_22: especially not a fucking E. coli factory like Whole Foods.

2:27:29
Unknown_22: Logistical Nightmare for 20 says, Can we get a White Girls Fuck Dogs for old time's sakes? The Night Bitch movie sounds horrible. We need to cleanse our metaphorical palates. You missed your chance with that. I mean, I don't know if you did it timely, but I thought about it, but she was the dog is the thing, so it didn't feel appropriate. The song is White Girls Fuck Dogs, not White Girls Are Dogs.

Unknown_22: That's the black songs.

Unknown_22: Cordier for two says, play Deskborn for Gumroad. It will be funnier than Life is Strange. I'll buy it for you if you need.

Unknown_22: I can't commit to any games right now. Maybe in the future. It's like a 12-hour long game, bro.

2:28:05
Unknown_22: Sass Productions for five says, I'm leaning R coding software for school this semester. Any tips for a first-time coder?

Unknown_21: No, not really.

Unknown_22: Code things that you're interested in. I don't know what R even is. I'm going to be real with you.

Unknown_22: Haramberger42 says, we can't keep letting these illegal ants cross our border via mail order cartels and steal our American breads. That's so bad. Thoxfound41 says, you still have someone in Tennessee willing to do the thing whenever you can get around to it.

Unknown_22: Send me a follow-up email. I'm getting around to it soon-ish.

Unknown_22: Tetra Bax for 300 says, have a good pizza day. Thank you. Thank you. Finally, someone who cares and super chats about the right thing, the things that actually matter. Appreciate it. Stevie Weeby for five says, shout outs to the Moon Pie King. Shout outs to me. I am the Kang.

2:28:39
Unknown_22: Pancake Wichidor for five says, most tenure procedures are made with slave labor from Uyghur internment camps. I think you mean Tenmu, but yes. I heard it was Bangladesh, actually. I don't know about Uyghurs.

2:29:12
Unknown_22: I don't know. I think I need to get back on YouTube so I can broaden my appeal again. I'm concerned that staying on the alt-tech platforms are limiting my engagement.

Unknown_22: Pancake Lugidor for once says, sorry, not wiggers. Wiggers. Internment camp is used by them to make Tameo products. It is pronounced the same. They're both wiggers.

Unknown_22: Uh, Drewby 82 for two says afternoon, Josh, what are your favorite seasonal vegetables for fall and winter? Um,

2:29:48
Unknown_23: Rhubarb?

Unknown_22: I don't know. It's a weird question.

Unknown_22: BallisticCharacteristic for 50 says, great stream. Thank you. Finally, some recognition. I appreciate it. FigSoda for two says, my parents are German immigrants. When I started school, I refused to stand for the American flag because my family was German. Teacher called my parents. Mom was horrified.

Unknown_22: I mean, Germans would find it weird if he did, like, the Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alls and everyone had to, like, stand and salute the flag. They would, like, shit themselves in fear. Anime Extremist, which he says, got here so late, I'll catch up the replay. I wanted to say that the way you talk about chat chat reminds me of how one of my favorite DTubers, Fillion, addressed her chat. Much love, Josh. Thank you for that fucking punch in the gut. I appreciate it. Porglag, for one, says, a true Japanese crescent roll would have been laminated a hundred times. Well, a German bread roll is resined once, but correctly, Porglag. Byakni, for five, says, to be honest, I only follow Maddie, not the forum. This only raises further questions about how she found out. She's at least the least online person I know.

2:30:24
Unknown_22: She probably owned a fucking low-cow farm, not the kiwi farms, the girl board.

2:31:04
Unknown_22: FilthyPangan42 says, if not for Teemo, where else could you buy this? And there's a link to Teemo. And I click it, and it starts to load, but it's importing bits from China.

Unknown_22: And it's making me line up a teacup.

Unknown_23: And I have done so.

Unknown_23: And it appears to be a hamster traction rope with batwing harness attached.

Unknown_22: It's a harness for a hamster so that you can walk your hamster and it has little wings. That is pretty. Why does this guy have a scroll? What the fuck?

2:31:39
Unknown_22: This is weird. Chinky people. I'm going to be real with you. Asians should not be allowed to have pets ever. I'm just going to say that and I'm not going to explain. Brianna Wu hyper bimbo for two says when I done deal with them finish them day and go Sabi say Nami be the Lord Ezekiel 2517. Now that's what I'm talking about. That's an acceptable super chat.

Unknown_22: Thank you. Anime extremist for two says I caught the end of ghost politics TCR yesterday. He blamed the Georgia school shooting on anime because the school shooter looked like he watched it as a spokesman for the anime community thoughts. I think he's right. It sounds pretty reasonable to me. Uh, Gormless wonder for one says in high school, I wrote a C program that continually emptied or continually created empty text files with random names in the folder on the network until there were hundreds of thousands of them got detention for that. I got expelled. I got expelled for saying I hate my school. Uh,

2:32:14
Unknown_22: uh tis the happy for 20 says youtube link you only need the first 30 seconds uh to study okay aloha time once again for pigeon school room today's word is hauna hauna means bad smell

2:32:55
Unknown_00: Bro, her face. Dude, that is a Honda face if I've ever seen one. Jeez Louise.

Unknown_22: Sneedo for one says, I remember you and Easy Peasy were talking about pissing off teachers on the Hanukkah stream where Easy Peasy's class acted like a bunch of retards and made the teacher very angry and leave the school.

2:33:33
Unknown_22: Well, he's Jewish, so you can't expel him. I don't get that protection.

Unknown_22: RedEyesBlackDragon for two says, Oh, did you hear that the Necronomicon was found translated? Might be a good read. Also, anime extremists shut the fuck up. Yes, I heard the Necronomicon is Islam. I heard and hear that, but it's like a fictional story, so it's not that interesting. Byakdini for one says, Josh, I went to the Kiwi Farms and noticed the Kiwi Farms version is YYYMD instead of YYYMMD.

Unknown_22: What kind of rinky-dink operation are you running?

Unknown_22: That's a Rainbender nitpick, bro.

Unknown_22: Brianna Wu, Hyperbimbo for five says, guess the product, shake well before using, remember to eliminate all escape routes before applying product to a wet coat.

2:34:12
Unknown_22: Probably a pet shampoo.

Unknown_22: Lucifero for 210, and this is the last one, says, Shooter Colt Gray bullied for being gay. Is he confirmed homosexual? Another win for straights.

Unknown_22: Colt Gray was bullied by classmates who called him gay, his father told detectives in an interview last year. There we go.

Unknown_22: He wasn't Colt Gray. He was Colt Gay. And the straights are vindicated. We win, chat. We win. Just remind the homosexuals that they're bloodthirsty murderers.

2:34:44
Unknown_22: And with that, we're done. Okay, wait, okay, last one, for real. Ronald, we'll have a number of fortuitous facts. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. And that's it, for real. Okay, I'll see you guys on Tuesday. Got more content this weekend. Take it easy. Bye-bye. And the outro song is...

Unknown_22: Where the Dogs Don't Bite by Old Salt Union.

Unknown_08: It's a cold gray line Between a cause and a passerby That takes you way down low Where the dogs don't bite no more It's hard to say if she's lying

2:35:36
Unknown_08: She swears that she's a friend of mine She keeps it way down low Where the dogs don't bite no more If I could find a key I'd sing you a song I'd unlock the doors and I'd be gone

Unknown_08: See, I don't mind you wasting time. You burn through your, you're wasting mine. There ain't no cause worth fighting for.

2:36:32
Unknown_08: Ain't no use in trying You stand behind what you can't define It takes you way down low Where the dogs don't bite no more Out of mind, out of sight A memory in a box of pine And the birds don't fly And the dogs won't bite no more

Unknown_08: If I could find the key, I'd sing you a song. I'd unlock the doors and I'd be gone.

Unknown_08: See, I don't mind you wasting time. You burn through yours, you're wasting mine. There ain't no cause worth wasting.

2:38:00
Unknown_10: Take it way down low where the dogs don't bite no more Take it way down low where the dogs don't bite no more Take it way down low where the dogs don't bite no more Take it way down low where the dogs don't bite no more