Chad!


0:01:24
Unknown_01:  I feel alive. I feel like maybe I'm in a manic phase or something. I don't know. I feel alive, Chad. Do you feel alive? Have you pondered on your own drawing of breath? Can you feel your own pulse? Can you feel? Can you fully immerse yourself in every waking second of your own life? Because I can. I can, Chad. Listen up.  Listen up. Stuff has happened. Like, an immense amount of bullshit has happened, like, in the last, like, six hours, I guess? I don't know. I featured a bunch of stuff. I can't tell if it all happened at once or what.


0:01:58
Unknown_01:  um yeah we're gonna be talking about it as we do on the podcast the mad internet podcast with me josh the guy that runs it hope everyone had a great labor day weekend i think i got it right this time it is labor day weekend it's over now did veto neck himself not yet we're getting there um


0:02:38
Unknown_01:  Let's see. I have been here. Here's a consideration for everybody. Something that I saw right before the stream. It's a Z by blue who says low resting heart rate. BPM 70 is the best physiological predictor of violent and antisocial behavior.  In a remarkable longitudinal study of over 700,000 men, those with the lowest resting heart rate were the most likely to commit both violent and nonviolent crime, had a 31% increased risk of getting into a car crash, were 41% more likely to be injured as a result of assault, demonstrated an earlier onset criminality than those with a resting heart rate over 82. When adjusted for confounders, i.e. socioeconomic status, physical activity,  The relationship between a low resting heart rate and antisocial behavior became even stronger.


0:03:21
Unknown_01: Chat. Watch yourself. You're on fucking notice. You're in a room with a gorilla. With a chimpanzee. And you know how dangerous those are. And if you don't, there's a show called Chimp Crazy that I'm fucking watching. And it's a great show.


Unknown_01:  It's a show about crazy bitches in Missouri that have fucking monkeys. They love these monkeys more than their own kids. I would actually highly recommend it. It's like mid-season now, but the first three episodes are pretty good.


0:04:00
Unknown_01: So, last weekend...  My Gumroad content. I've gotten to the swing of things. I started doing Gumroad content every weekend, as promised. A little bit surprising to even myself. And it's been a little bit therapeutic to just have a goal to do an hour of creative whatever the fuck I want to do. Usually I just go into a community or a culture topic. And I just do an hour of memes from the forum.


Unknown_01: However, last weekend I did Gamergate.


Unknown_01:  And I have a pretty unique perspective on GamerGate because I was involved with 8chan and I was not a streamer. So you have all these, like you have like the anonymous users involved and then you have the streamers. I have a very different perspective because I was kind of involved in 8chan before.


0:04:39
Unknown_01:  around the time that it started.


Unknown_01: So that was that weekend. This weekend, I've already decided on what I'm going to do, and I'm working on it already. I am finally reviewing Isom 2. I've had this in my possession for a very long time. I've read through it once already, and I took notes. And I don't want to spoil the review because I actually have more than I thought that I would want to say about it.


Unknown_01: It is a negative review. I will... Yeah, I'm going to leave it at that.


0:05:13
Unknown_01:  I was actually a little bit surprised about how negative I was about it, because for your consideration, I have never read a comic book before I read Isom 1. So I had a...


Unknown_01:  I have a very blank... I have almost no... I bring nothing to this when I read this. I'm only reading it because Black Comic Man is becoming relevant because Ethan Van Shiver has been posting on the Kiwi Farms again under his frog account in the Comixgate thread. And he's like begging people, please look into Black Comic Book Man as a lolcow. I'm like...  Well, since you're here, I guess I do have creative endeavors to do over the weekend. I'll read those.


0:05:49
Unknown_01: Yeah, and without getting into it, it's just like, what the fuck?


Unknown_01: I really don't like, again, I'm vaguely aware of comic tropes because I've seen a lot of movies, and I'm vaguely aware of how things happen, but there's actually a lot to say about it. So that's the Gumroad video for this weekend.


Unknown_01:  I'm sure I will get a... I can't wait to hear what the commentary will be on certain comic book enthused people. What they'll have to say about this.


0:06:30
Unknown_01:  Also feeling good, Germany. German Jews feel sucker-punched after the first election of far-right since the Nazis.


Unknown_01: Josef Schuster says Germany is railing as AFD party makes huge gains. Germany's Jewish community has said the huge gains for the far-right in state elections are a sucker-punch of historic dimensions.


Unknown_01:  Germany is reeling. Josef Schuster, head of the Central Council of Jews, said in response to the far-right Alternative for Deutschland, oh, that's the actual name, it's an alternative for Deutschland, achieving landmark results in the state elections for Thüringen and Sachsen, I think it's Sachsen, that's how you say that in German.  Can we recover from this hit? Our free society must not fall, especially in the face of Islamic terror, he wrote in an article for the Bild newspaper.


0:07:03
Unknown_01: This is the most clumsy worded statement ever. Anyone who's ever seen a boxing match knows this moment. A fighter's fist hits with full force, and time seems to stand still for a brief moment. The state elections in Sachsen and Turingen were such a moment for Germany.  an impact punch, sucker punch of historic dimensions.


0:07:55
Unknown_01:  You guys don't know. The AFD is probably the most well-known party outside of the United States that's not Labour or Conservatives in the UK. They might be a little bit more well-known to Americans, but AFD is like a joke.


Unknown_01: One of their top members is a Muslim convert who has a fully grown-out facial hair and everything.  They're like a clown show, and they act like the AFD is rising popular. They're genuinely. There's an organization in Germany. So if I remember correctly, Germany has two Supreme Courts. They have like a general Supreme Court, and then they have a second Supreme Court. And that sounds weird, but it is this.


0:08:25
Unknown_01: This.


Unknown_01:  It is the Bundesverfassungsgericht, which is the constitutional court. And it sits, I think, direct... I think it's the top court, but it doesn't get seen as much. And it's only a question of constitutional issues. And it is... I think it is the sole authority tasked in Germany with deciding what is and is not a constitutional party. Because far-right parties in Germany are technically banned. But they've had this policy in the past where, for instance, there's like the...


0:08:58
Unknown_01:  There's like a like an actual like neo-Nazi party in Germany, but they don't ban it because they've done that in the past. And they decided against banning it again because they would much. It's literally a honeypot. The government says we allow the neo-Nazi party to exist.  because it has no political consequence for Germany, and it's much better that we know who's a member of this party so we can stalk them effectively. That's their rationale for not banning it. But there's been increasing calls for the Bundesverfassungsgericht to ban the AfD because they are saying that it is effectively a neo-Nazi party, and unlike the existing neo-Nazi parties that they've tolerated,


0:09:41
Unknown_01:  Because it benefits them to have these parties. Now that Tueingen has fallen to AFD, they're saying, um, maybe we should actually ban this. Which raises an interesting question about what the fuck a democracy is. Like...  That's a principle question of democracy. Is it a democracy if you can't vote to get rid of democracy? And you would assume, just kind of from a purely philosophical standpoint, that no, a democracy is not a democracy that you can't vote to get rid of.


0:10:17
Unknown_01: But...


Unknown_01:  There is a political concept in Germany after the war, and they call it, I don't remember the German word for it, but it's called like a self-defensive democracy, like self-verstandig democracy. And it basically means that it's a democracy that has to abolish certain rights to protect democracy above rights. So if you want to vote for certain parties, if it's a threat to democracy, then it's not permitted. If you want to say certain things, generally it's permitted unless it's a threat to democracy.  So in Germany, specifically because of the war, they created – specifically because it's important to remember that the NSDAP was elected in Germany in the 30s because the people of Germany were so afraid of communism. Democracy was already imposed on Germany once.  And it failed because Germany is so close to Eastern Europe. And you saw the rise of communism in Germany. And it was after the Reichstag brand. The brand is like ours. It's like Reichstag brand or something. The communists allegedly set fire to their parliament in the interwar period. That was a big reason why the NSCAP actually took power at all.


0:11:27
Unknown_01:  So they took a second swing at it, and the Americans oversaw the drafting of the Constitution. They went with this self-defending democracy concept, which is why they can ban parties, and they probably will, which is an interesting thing. You try to go in there and you vote, and you say, look, all we want is less immigrants. We just want less. We want fewer. Can we do that? And they're like, mm-mm, sorry, that's fascism. Like, well, now we can't vote. What the fuck are we going to do?


0:12:04
Unknown_01:  It's a hard question to ask.


Unknown_01: Effectively, the Germans are empowered with one final solution to the AFD problem. They can always just shut it down.


0:12:51
Unknown_11: It's like another show-off.


Unknown_12:  My jimmies aren't alright on the mountain tonight. I'm rustled to the bones. I need a thousand shills for backup, but it looks like I'm alone. Goyim are howling with their racist, storm-fraught pride.


Unknown_01:  i literally cannot hear the actual frozen song anymore because i just immediately immediately think of this and i know all the lyrics to it so it's like i'm expecting lyrics to occur in the actual frozen song that don't happen because this isn't actually the original unfortunately


0:13:52
Unknown_01:  Q. So, that's that. We do need a hamster. Let's get him out before I finish up all the news. Don't have too much news. We do have news.


Unknown_01: This is a brief update on the X versus Brazil thing. Now, as you may remember...


Unknown_01:  The rogue Supreme Court justice who seems to run the entire country of Brazil at this point apparently unilaterally decided that X is like unconstitutional. Again, it's a threat to democracy. It's a misinformation website. So therefore, it's a threat to democracy. So theoretically, yes, Brazil has a freedom of speech, but it's a self-defensive democracy. So we're going to close down your connection to X. So that's one thing. However, you know, Starlink is another Elon property.


0:14:26
Unknown_01:  And for whatever reason, as soon as they closed down or ordered the shutdown of ISPs connecting to X, as Global Government Affairs, which is an X account ran by the company...


Unknown_01:  Announce, they said last night, Alexander, I'm going to pronounce everything Portuguese wrong, Alexandre de Monez threatened our legal representative in Brazil with arrest if we do not comply with his censorship orders. He did so in a secret order, which we share here to expose his actions. Despite our numerous appeals to the Supreme Court not being heard, the Brazilian public not being informed about these orders, and our Brazilian staff having no responsibility or control over whether content is blocked on our platform,


0:15:07
Unknown_01:  Moraes has chosen to threaten our staff in Brazil rather than respect the law or due process. As a result, to protect the safety of our staff, we have made the decision to close our operation in Brazil effective immediately. The ex-service remains available to the people of Brazil. We are deeply certain that we have been forced to make this decision. The responsibility lies solely with Alexandre de Moraes.  His actions are incompatible with democratic government the people of Brazil have a choice to make, democracy or Alexander de Mores.


0:15:43
Unknown_01: I think Elon's pet project right now is to see if he can get this guy killed or arrested because I think it would excite him in a deep psychological sense if he actually had the ability to plunge a country like Brazil into civil war and decapitate their prime minister of justice or whatever the fuck he is.


Unknown_01:  I honestly think that's what he's up to. Am I so rich and powerful that I can just declare the Supreme Court justice to be incompatible with democracy and have him incarcerated?


0:16:24
Unknown_01:  Let's see. Let's see if I can do that.


Unknown_01: Okay, cool. Everyone's got to have a project. Rich people have different projects than you and I. You and I might want to build a light on our desk that flicks on and off when we mute our mics on OBS. Elon Musk wants to see if he can destabilize a third world country.


Unknown_01: I mean, I don't blame him. If I had the money and power, I'd also probably try to destabilize countries I don't like.  Let's see if we can cause a coup d'etat in Bengal today. I really don't like Bengal. It has a stupid name.


0:16:55
Unknown_01: Yes, I'm going to give money to these Islamic terrorists in Bangladesh and see if they'll cross over the border and start a coup d'etat.


Unknown_01: Me too, Elon. Me too.


Unknown_01:  However, in response to this, Mr. Moraes was not to sit down and take this lightly. He ordered the seizure of all assets in Brazil belonging to Starlink, which is not X. It's not the same company as X, but it is a property of Elon. And since Elon seems dead set on having this man murdered in the streets of Brazil like it's a carnival, he's gone ahead and ordered Starlink. So...


0:17:28
Unknown_01:  So now they're in kind of like a standoff. Elon has money in Brazil. Alexander has taken the money from Elon. Elon really likes money. So he says, look, we'll block...


Unknown_01:  X, on our own ISP, but you've got to give me the money back. Because as I mentioned last stream, even though Starlink was frozen, he's allowed Brazilian customers to continue to use it for free.


0:18:09
Unknown_01: However, they'll easily be able to change their service address to whatever fucking country. They can just change it to Colombia or whatever and then get around it.  But he's saying that he'll do it if they unfreeze his assets. So it's a money standoff. Who will win, the Supreme Court of Brazil or Elon Musk?


Unknown_01: That's it for news. Probably should have put the hamster up a little bit longer. But as I said, he works on retainer. It doesn't matter. If he gets five minutes or an hour, he's happy.


Unknown_01:  However, don't get too excited. There is some true news. Some true news, chat, which means we need the Fimham, as always.


0:18:46
Unknown_01: This is a shocking win for trans folks around the world. I have to admit, this is the biggest L that chuds have taken in years. Yeah.


Unknown_01:  It pains me even to say it. Musician Mila Jam makes history as first playable black trans woman in a major games video game. As you know, I went through the character roster for Concord.  Just Friday, the game has just come out. It's a $200 million game produced by Sony, a new hero shooter to compete with games like Overwatch and maybe even Deadlock in the future. And yeah, it looks like the chuds have taken the L. We've bent the knee and a black trans woman is in a major video game.


0:19:19
Unknown_01:  It's been shut down. The game has been out for 10 days, and Sony has pulled the fucking plug. They've announced that on September 6th, Concord will be permanently shut down. Concord has maintained a player count of less than 100 almost continually. There's a game called Sex with Hitler that has maintained a considerably higher player count continuously while Concord has floundered.


0:19:53
Unknown_01:  and they are literally just giving up on this, which is unbelievable because usually a game comes out like this. I'm like, well, we've already invested $200 million into it, so the launch didn't go well, but that's okay. We're working on a project here. We have a competent project. Apparently, someone said the gameplay was okay. I don't know if that's true. So let's just tweak some things. Let's make it free-to-play. Let's see if we can do microtransactions. Let's see how this plays out over a season if we take a different angle to it.


0:20:27
Unknown_01:  No.


Unknown_01: And it's a really... Like, making the fucking game is what's expensive. So it's a really shocking thing to just be like, yeah, fuck this. You could... Like, for them to do this...


Unknown_01:  It is a deliberate slap in the fucking face from the executives and Sony to the studio that made it. They are not happy. Honestly, it kind of feels like they're trying to punish the studio. You spend all this fucking money. Just imagine, Sony is still in Japan, right? So just imagine the most...  Like, stick up his ass, Japanese businessman in the entire fucking world. You know, probably not too far from whoever makes decisions in Sony. And he put this game in front of them and says, Oh, sir, this game for American audience with ugly brat character, it costs 200 million U.S. dollar redo, and it has made literally no money. And the Japanese man's like, Oh, I see. Then the guy, of course, the guy putting the laptop in front of the Japanese man has to do that thing where he's like...  Like, he takes a deep bow and, like, slams his head against the table. Like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Forgive me, Masharoo. I am so sorry. Like, they're doing that thing that everyone's bowing to him. Like, I'm so sorry. I'm disgraced. And he's just like, so...


0:21:32
Unknown_01:  So I was told that if I put the black tranny in the fucking game and I sold it to Americans, it would make a lot of money. It would get free press. BlackRock would buy our stock and we make it all back. What the fuck is this? So he's like, okay, now fuck you. Fuck your studio. Fuck the hole you came out from. Fuck everybody. I want everybody involved in this fired. I want literally everyone fired.  I want the studio cut off. I want the game shut down. And refund everybody. Oh, we made $200,000 in sales? Okay, fuck it. Refund them. It's all a tax write-off. There's no point.


0:22:05
Unknown_01: Literally, it's a $200 million tax write-off. Okay.


0:22:36
Unknown_01:  Yeah, exactly. I want to feel... Don't they even kiss feet? Or is that only in Indonesia? I think it is Indonesia where they kiss the feet. In Japan, they'll bow real fucking low.


Unknown_01: So, the question as a result of this is what does this indicate? Does this indicate anything in regards to markets? Are they going to cut back on DEI?


0:23:07
Unknown_01:  Interesting question.


Unknown_01: I think that for general game studios, especially including the US,


Unknown_01:  It will indicate, because this is the thing that the games market does, is that they follow trends. They follow the realistic modern warfare shooter trend. They follow the battle royale trend. They follow fucking zombies. How long did zombie games come out every fucking day? A long time. So the game studios, the big soulless corporations, they just follow trends.


0:23:40
Unknown_01:  So I think the number one signal from this is hero shooters are dead, and they might believe that until Deadlock comes out.


Unknown_01: That might revive some interest in it. But I think right now you're not going to get another hero shooter coming out, which I think most people are going to be happy to hear.


Unknown_01: However, I think the bigger takeaway, and this might only apply to Japanese games...


0:24:15
Unknown_01:  That Wukong game was such a big success. And then I think China's working on another game that people are interested in. And I think that Sony is probably going to say the American market sucks.  And I don't know what the fuck they want. Like, imagine if you had no idea if you didn't know anything about America and you were just getting like surface level business insider reports about what the games industry in the U.S. is like. And you spend two hundred million dollars trying to appease it by adding the most ugly characters you could come up with.  And then you're rewarded with literally nothing. They just take your money and they fucking burn it. You would never trust that market again. You're like, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people. You're insane. You're literally insane. What the fuck am I doing? Spending my time trying to make you fucking games. Fuck you. So then you look at China. What is China like?  um you put monkey man and game and then you add booba lady and the china men are like i give you millions of darus like i want to give you a hundred a million of yarn forever and ever i want to buy a micro transaction so i can make my name gold and everyone oh my god chong wo got a big gold name pray he paid a thousand won for that


0:25:28
Unknown_01:  I know which market I'm appealing to. The fuck? I know which market makes more sense to me as a businessman when I'm trying to sell games to. Okay, China shit. Okay, we'll make everything fucking jade and gold and add those weird thatched roofs that are like red and shit and we'll add booba. Got it. Okay, I can make that fucking game.  black people trannies in america that always like you either make a game for white americans that pisses off the trannies or make a tranny game that doesn't fucking do well and everyone hates uh whatever fuck you you only got 300 million people china's got like a billion uh easier to go for them yeah


0:26:14
Unknown_01:  Easy. Easy. So I think that's where, again, and people get mad at me when I talk about China, but I think if you're trying to make a video game and you want to make money, what's the easier market? China. Simple.


Unknown_01: More importantly, though, back in the U.S., back where things make sense, after more than a year, the Tennessee Star, a local newspaper still doing journalism in Tennessee, has acquired...


Unknown_01:  The Fool, an unredacted diary of Audrey Hale, who is the pooner shooter that killed a bunch of Christian children because God didn't make her a real boy. And what's really funny... Right here.


0:26:52
Unknown_07: If you type in Audrey E. Hale, Aiden Hale...


Unknown_01:  They're so careful to make sure they don't detonate this innocent little boy who went around murdering children. Oh, look, just because he was a monster doesn't mean we have to go ahead and be monsters ourselves and detonate him. God.


Unknown_01: Faggots.


0:27:28
Unknown_01:  Okay, so it would be very difficult for me to actually read her handwriting. Like, it's just fucking nonsense. Thankfully, someone has gone ahead, this person, a signed diva, went ahead and transcribed all of it.


Unknown_01:  So I'm going to read, it's very long, I'm going to read some of it at random. However, there's one part I want to show you, and I'm going to take a risk here, because, you know, even on free speech platforms, not safe for work is usually not permitted, but


0:28:06
Unknown_01:  This is for political and current event discussion.


Unknown_01: And I can't not show you this. Because this is a person who murdered a bunch of children. And we're trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with her.


Unknown_01: And this is one of the indications of what the fuck is wrong with her.


Unknown_01: Sorry, I'm trying to decipher these fucking thumbnails and they're all nonsense.


Unknown_07:  Okay, hold on. Let me scan through it real quick.


0:28:46
Unknown_07: There you go. Sorry, you got the dead air treatment.


Unknown_01: Caution, shield your eyes if you are of weak disposition.


Unknown_01: So, Audrey Hale.


Unknown_01:  published this in her diary before murdering children.


Unknown_01:  She writes this, Can't butt sex a beautiful young brown girl with a big ass and small asshole. If I had a penis, it'd be big and rock hard. Too bad I am a sad boy born with a puny vagina. Everything hurts. And then there is a weird scribble there to indicate, no, really, this hurts.


0:29:18
Unknown_01:  would like to analyze if you would the picture of butt sex to the left now first of all I want to know is that like stretch marks is that like a part of the fantasy is he into girls with he she is she into girls with stretch marks is that part of it I then also would like to analyze the penis okay


0:29:59
Unknown_01:  Now, I don't know about y'all, you fellas out there, but from my perspective, what she's done to draw a penis is that she looked down and saw her own penis.  What is it, like mound pubis? What do they say? It's like a bump. Like the pubic bone of a woman is different than the pubic bone of a man. And she thought, oh, if I had a penis, of course, it would be on top like a flagpole of this mound that I see when I look down.  So it has, like, this weird protuberance right here that is kind of like the Mount of Venus, but with a penis on top of it. And that is absolutely not how that works. But she has no idea. So it's, I don't know, it's very weird.


0:30:45
Unknown_01:  And then, I don't know, I guess the penis is a penis. It's very hard to fuck up a penis in regards to that.


Unknown_01: Bizarre. What brings a young lady born in the United States of America to want to be A, a man, B, into anal more than anything else, and then C, brown girls?  How does that happen? How does a woman want to become a man exclusively into anal sex with brown girls?


0:31:21
Unknown_01:  What happens? How does this happen? Who knows?


Unknown_01: My theory, my joke is like they took like a Poltar, like the federal government. This was a successful experiment to transplant the Poltar gene into a woman to see if it could stick. And this was one that survived, survived six months after being born. And it's basically that. TikTok. TikTok.


Unknown_01:  Well, the Pooner thing is like, I hate my body, right? I'm uncomfortable as myself.


0:32:05
Unknown_01: The anal thing, I think, might even be an extension of that. Some people said it's like...


Unknown_01:  She hates her body so much and she's so uncomfortable with even vaginas. It's like she doesn't like other girls vaginas. So she's into anal, which I'm just letting you know, that's not like you're already in like a realm of unrealistic. This is not fucking happening.


Unknown_01: And then C exclusively brown girls. Now that's an interesting question.


0:32:40
Unknown_01:  Does she hate white people? Is that why? Or someone suggested that she has this long lasting crush on a black girl that I think was on her middle school basketball team or something. And keep in mind, you might you might look at this and think, oh, this is like a teenager at high school. She's twenty eight.  This woman was 28 when she made this diary and then killed a bunch of white Christian children at a school. This isn't someone in high school or fresh out of high school or even in college. This is a 28-year-old woman who's been out of school for 10 fucking years.


0:33:13
Unknown_01:  um so she was a had a crush on a black girl and apparently she was on her basketball team so the theory was that because she was on a basketball team probably with mostly black or like hispanic girls she she really like remember how chris chen was very entrenched in like his high school years and remember them very fondly probably something like that she felt like she was only like a  She felt sisterhood, felt companionship, and remembers those girls very fondly, even like 10 plus fucking years later as an adult.


0:33:50
Unknown_01: So that might factor into that.


Unknown_01: Okay, let's pick things at complete fucking random.


Unknown_01: Um...


Unknown_01:  Love cannot be real if my autism is.


Unknown_01: Love cannot exist or fall into this realm. Too bad I was loved by your heart too short a time. It felt like a dream. If there is no love, there is no life.


Unknown_01: And no life is feeling dead. It's only natural wanting to die. I'm okay with being gone forever. In time, we will be together again in a better place, heart. When our time was up in this world, I love you.


0:34:22
Unknown_07:  I don't know what this is a reference to.


Unknown_01: Um... I'm so sorry, Nikki. I didn't mean to plan my massacre on the 17th. I'm going to be a terrible shit for leaving you. How bad my heart hurts. Tomorrow is my last day on Earth. I love you. I'm so sorry. Um...


0:34:54
Unknown_01:  Oh, someone, I think, referenced this paragraph, and I'll read it and then explain what he said. She writes, I got scammed again. I broke my figurine.


Unknown_01: My outburst was because I can't stop feeling sad, angry, so sad, too much, too long. I hate to leave my animals, my art, my possessions, the only real things in this world.  And my love, P-A-P, heart. I've been anxious all week, all day today. Stress.


0:35:26
Unknown_01: Then I'm told I'm bi-uler by some prigful bitch.


Unknown_01: No one gets me. Everyone misunderstands autism typical. I had my favorite meal, chicken nuggets and fries.


Unknown_00: Yes.


Unknown_01:  Lady, lady, I think I understand autism fucking perfectly. Don't even fucking try me, you fucking stereotype. Oh, I'm such a deep and mysterious figure. Nobody knows the things that go on in my head. Hmm, let me guess. You like anal sex and chicken nuggets. How did you know? Are you an autism whisperer? Um...


0:36:00
Unknown_01:  I listen to 1-800-273-8245. I don't know what that is. I want to die, but I hate to leave what I love, like chicken nuggets. I have to live to be with them, but I want to be free plus whole in a better place than this. I'm not emo or bipolar, yet a faggot with no lover. I'm scared hell will all turn out when it's over. I'll be gone and a better place. Can't wait. My faith is weak, God. Forgive me. XXX Aiden.


0:36:35
Unknown_07:  So this is the day of, I think.


Unknown_01: No, she waited a couple more days. Okay, this is the last article. This was on the day that it happened, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, read the last page.


0:37:07
Unknown_01:  Pretty sure that's the slogan of the Macintosh computer.


Unknown_01:  They had to censor this diary for over a year so that nobody would go out and do a retribution shooting on Redditors.


0:37:44
Unknown_01: Die, our atheism.


Unknown_01:  I've always been different. Allot of people run away from my difference like it's the plagu or something. They isolate me because of my brain that I think different, say different words that make no sense to the neurotypical minds of others. My brain makes me smart plus brilliant imaginatively creatively.  but all the while makes me suffer every day. Why did God make me this way? I feel wrong. I was born wrong. I'm told that I have the wrong perspective of think wrong ideas about my reality of life, but how I think affects me every opportunity possible to be happy.


0:38:26
Unknown_01:  I can't be consistent with anything since I left school. Oh, yeah, see?


Unknown_01: Rest in fucking development. And since Psy died, all my efforts feel meaningless because I don't work enough, don't make enough, don't do enough. I can't sleep right. I can't eat right. My brain taunts me. My thoughts are of a never-ending of this, a dark one. That reminds me. I was going to mention something about...


Unknown_01:  In the diary, apparently she talks about an Indian scammer and she realized that she was being scammed. But she's talking about how disappointed she was that she felt like she was going to get like this lucky break. And then it just turned out to be a scam and how heartbreaking that is. And the guy was like, I relate to that. I understand now. Yeah.


0:39:04
Unknown_01:  I'm not eating three meals a day like I'm supposed to. Not on the job search like I'm supposed to, artist. I've been doing well at preparing myself to die in all the wrong areas. It's my only way to do good. I want to die. This life is so difficult for me to accept or even think over.  People have trouble accepting me in their lives because I'm difficult to understand. I'm just too different. I have to have friends like Nikki. She is all I have to share everything, and she doesn't isolate me to hang out plus do things. She keeps me. The closest thing to Nick was Sid. Sid kept me. Sid understood me. When nobody else did or could, she would come for me plus knew without saying a word.  Their kind in my mind was exceptionally rare, friend, because she did see me as rare. Well, I am much more rare than people think or know. She knew that too. 1% of that reality for me. Oh, you're so fucking special, bitch.


0:39:39
Unknown_01: Oh, what a unique diamond in the rough. One in a million. Truly one of God's most special snowflakes.


0:40:16
Unknown_01:  And in that, I want someone forever to someone felt appreciated because I able to exist through her mind at that time. I will exist if people love me genuinely, not use me or choose to ignore my rarity.


Unknown_01: If they ever wish to see it, I'd have more friends, but I don't. I tried. I'm doing trying. I want to be done with everything. I'm 27. My youth is resting in the abyss.


Unknown_01: Okay.


Unknown_01:  I wanted to take a rest with, just kill yourself then.


Unknown_01:  Why you gotta kill, like, little kids? What a fucking loser. With all my dreams, my dreams cannot be here, so I must die. But I feel too bad, hurt too much, sad all the goddamn time. Either I too much bitch-ass estrogen, or I'm a sad, lonely boy. Relentless, ongoing, everyday sadness. Eeyore from one of the poo, plus I would relate on so many levels. I belong in the imaginary world where I exist, plus those characters exist.


0:40:57
Unknown_01:  Is this the Christian autism? Is this the dimensional merge? Did Audrey dimensionally merge? Is she now in the Winnie the Pooh dimension?


Unknown_01:  My perspective of my brain, my brilliance, to see their brilliance, I'd be happy anywhere but Earth to be stuck in a body that is destined to rot someday. I hope that day is soon. I have noon to talk to, noon of more than one. I talk to myself. I'm with myself all the time. I can see what people share on a public level.  Levels of deep, private connection I will never have in this realm. I only observe, and they have things I don't have and wish for. I have things others don't have.


0:41:38
Unknown_01: Human existence will never seek full contentment.


Unknown_01: What? Will never seek full contentment. What the fuck does that mean? Is that even accurate? Hold up. I'm kind of curious.


0:42:10
Unknown_07: Oh my god.


Unknown_07:  Oh, I'm in a broken thing. 323. 31623. This is 2723, so this is way back.


Unknown_01: Must be in one of these, this fucking long-ass thing. 31123, not even. I guess she's not done transcribing everything.


0:42:56
Unknown_07:  You are infinite, pap.


Unknown_07: Death, eight. Death infinity does not equal happiness.


Unknown_07: Look at this, like, glove.


Unknown_01: Like, afraid to touch it. Like, ew, I'm touching a pooner dictionary. See, white.


Unknown_01: White nothingness. White nothingness.


0:43:31
Unknown_07:  Do you think she, like, deliberately tried to make, like, the most cringe diary that's ever existed?


Unknown_01: Is that, like, my claim to fame? Oh, wait, here we go.


Unknown_01: There's bitch-ass... Too much bitch-ass estrogen.


Unknown_01: Okay.


Unknown_01: Um... What was this? I only observe things. Human existence will never seek full contentment. Okay. Human existence will...


Unknown_07:  Never seek full contentment.


0:44:11
Unknown_01: That's what it says. I can't believe it actually says that. Human existence will never seek full contentment.


Unknown_01:  I thought maybe she was making some kind of point about how, like in Buddhism, the core philosophy is that suffering is caused by want. So to eliminate suffering and achieve nirvana, you must rid yourself of want.


Unknown_01: And it's like, because I want these things and I live in a society of want, I will never be happy.


0:44:43
Unknown_01: But instead she has written,  Human existence will never seek full contentment.


Unknown_01: Which I don't think is a Buddhist philosophy. I believe that is instead retardation. Mental handicap.


Unknown_01:  I know hard work will earn dreams. I don't want a free golden star to an opportune new life. I want another life beyond the real. My one ticket out on railroad, the afterlife. God damn how trapped I am that I can't get along and understand how life should work.


0:45:15
Unknown_01: This is bad. This is embarrassing.


Unknown_01: This is like really bad. This is a terrible manifesto.


Unknown_01:  Everyone must die to clones. Human nature to kill. Humans kill humans and themselves. Animals kill animals. Bugs kill bugs. Destruction. Reconstruction. Repeat. Live. Death. Repeat. Nature. Infinite. Die. Grr.


0:45:49
Unknown_01:  It's official. The government needs to initiate Operation Round Up the Retards into a retard box and stow them away.


Unknown_01:  Nature, porn, sex, murder, queer, loner, love, hate. Nature is to God. Number nine, open-minded isolation. A, neurotypical. A, sexual fantasies. Death will save me. XXX. Paige, I love you. Ah, it all hurts.


0:46:20
Unknown_07: Wait, hold up.


Unknown_07: I feel like...


Unknown_01:  We need a song here. Here we go. Hell yeah. This is what I'm thinking of.


Unknown_06: Headbang if you know the word. Song.


0:47:05
Unknown_01:  even that song's like boomer tier now i gotta crack open a monster to properly enjoy that we got rid of all the emo songs and now the kids shoot up schools instead of being emo sad chat really if you think about it um all right that's the pooner embarrassing


Unknown_01:  I wonder what it is about that diary that they were so concerned about that they had to keep secret for a year. I guess just the fact that she was like a tranny and she hated white people and Christians. Then let's just be it. Oh, God. We can't let people know that their children are being hunted down in their schools like animals.


Unknown_01: That might cause upset, chat.


Unknown_01: Can't have that. Not an election year.


Unknown_07: Okay, so...


0:47:56
Unknown_07:  Let me just pull this up, actually. It will benefit the chat.


Unknown_01: 1,000-pound sister star arrested at Alamo's Safari Park in Crockett County, Tennessee. We're still in Tennessee, moving right along from Audrey Hale to Amy Slayton. According to the post, the Crockett County Sheriff's Department Facebook page, deputies were requested to respond to Safari Park off of Highway 412 Monday, where a guest was allegedly bitten by a camel.


Unknown_01:  Upon arrival, investigators say they smelled suspicious odors coming from the guest vehicle. According to the Post, Amy Slayton, one of the reality TV stars of 1,000 Pound Sisters, was arrested on charge of illegal possession of a Schedule 1, what investigators believe to be illegal mushrooms, illegal possession of Schedule 4, which according to investigators is believed to be marijuana, and two counts of child endangerment. Investigators said the alleged illegal substances will be sent off for testing.  According to the Post, Brian Scott LaVorn was also in the vehicle as well and was facing the same charges. In terms of justice in Crockett County, it really doesn't matter who you are or where you're from. This alleged illegal activity will be prosecuted in our court system.


0:48:32
Unknown_01: They have been booked. So here is literally what it sounds like to me.


Unknown_01: Amy brought her kids. From what I remember, she has two children now. To a zoo.


0:49:21
Unknown_01:  high on mushrooms. This is my pet theory. She then decided maybe we should feed the camels psychedelic mushrooms. So she jumped the fence with her boyfriend and the two kids and attempted to feed the camel psychedelic mushrooms.  The camel was like, yeah, trick, yeah, and bit her because it did not want to eat psychedelic mushrooms. She then reeled. At this point, zoo staff had noticed that the perimeter had been breached and that a family of four was attempting to feed their camels psychedelic mushrooms. So they then called the police. They retreated from the enclosure, were probably tied up by security, not literally, but just like stopped.


0:50:02
Unknown_01:  and then arrested. When they realized that they had both drugs and had entered an exhibit with children, they charged them with possession and also child endangerment. This, chat, is my theory.


Unknown_01: She jumped the fence. I mean, it's just a fence. It's just a little fence to keep the camel in. Not that hard.


0:50:38
Unknown_01: So there's that.


Unknown_01:  Okay, so this guy, Brian Keene, let me just bring up a picture of him real quick. He's like a real author. This guy's like a real author. He's written books and shit.


Unknown_01: He's a best-selling, multi-award-winning writer of horror, fantasy, crime, nonfiction, and comic books.


Unknown_01: He also serves on the Scarers That Care charity board of directors. He has 5,000 subscribers on Substack.


0:51:11
Unknown_01:  And his last article on Substack, Letters from the Labyrinth, is about Patrick S. Tomlinson.


Unknown_01: He writes, Good morning. I am Brian Kean, and this is Letters from the Labyrinth, a long-running, weekly email newsletter for fans, friends, and family.


Unknown_01: And this is Patrick S.


Unknown_01:  S. Homlinson.


Unknown_01: Patrick is an Airbnb host, a failed stand-up comedian, and a mid-list science fiction writer whose career is in decline. He first came to my attention a year or so ago when some friends who are prominent science fiction writers, editors, and publishers, and who I won't name here because they wish to avoid his nonsense, mentioned him to me.  Patrick alleges that he is being, quote, targeted by a cyber criminal death cult and is in fear for his life and the lives of his family members and has been swatted over 50 times. Swatting, for those not familiar with the term,  Involves bad actors placing a bogus emergency services call targeting their victim in order to provoke a police response. I myself was the target of a swatting event about four years ago.


0:52:38
Unknown_01: Someone from Canada called my local emergency services and said I was armed and threatening to harm myself. Our police know that I own several registered firearms. I am friendly with several of them, but a call is a call. At the time, I was driving home from a nearby convenience store to pick up cat food.  Mary called me, upset. The police were there in full tactical gear. The sergeant instructed me to pull into the driveway and obey the commands. As I neared the house, I saw that they had set up a staging area. I pulled into the driveway with my window down and kept both my hands clearly visible. When they instructed me to exit the vehicle, I did. When they detained me and checked over me, I let them. And when it was over, I was cleared. They explained what had happened.  I do not blame our local police department for this. They have no choice but to respond to emergency calls. To expect them not to respond to an emergency call is lunacy. Was it unnerving? Of course.


0:53:15
Unknown_01: You try having a phalanx of heavily armed police officers at your home...


Unknown_01:  And tell me that you're not a little unnerved. But imagine if I had been black.


Unknown_01: You can capitalize that B. It's black now, boy. Or lived in an urban setting rather than rural Pennsylvania. Or if you want an example from the other side of the spectrum, imagine if I had been big, old, don't tread on me flag flying outside of my house. Imagine just how horribly wrong you could have gone in any of those situations.


0:53:50
Unknown_01:  To be clear, Patrick S. Tomlinson has certainly been swatted. There are video evidence of at least one such altercation, in which Patrick, whose name I'm going to shorten to Rick from here on out. If you don't know, Rick is like a meme name, and of course it requires me to play this.


Unknown_08: No! My name's not Rick!


0:54:30
Unknown_01:  Um, this is something that indicates that this writer is a little bit familiar with Pat posting.


Unknown_01: Um, uh, with Patrick, who's the only one shortened to Rick from here on out, just to avoid tapping Patrick continually is belligerent with the responding officers and appears to take a swing at one of them.  A search of public records and publicly available information provides several other officer responses at his address, along with more benign welfare checks where a responding officer leaves a card to let the occupant know that they were there. To the best of my knowledge, there is no record of over 50 swatting attempts, but he has indeed been swatted more than once. What's curious is that to date, there has been no evidence to the best of my knowledge to back up this claimed number.


0:55:10
Unknown_01:  other than news articles about him. Those news articles echo his claims, but their source for the claim is Rick himself. No further fact-checking seems to have taken place, other than a few cursory checks.


Unknown_01: But whether it's once or fifty, swatting is still horrible.


Unknown_01:  Which brings me back to my author, editor, and publisher friends from the science fiction community. They had each encountered Rick at various times, Gen Con, Convergence, and other conventions and professional gatherings.


0:55:48
Unknown_01: Their reactions ranged from bemusement to annoyance. They all agreed that it was terrible that he had been swatted and harassed, and it is terrible. But they also agreed that he had the power to stop much of it from occurring.  I don't want to victim blame, said one, but he seems to seek them out. He's a weird guy. Curious, I read a few news stories and checked over his social media. Sure enough, there were countless people harassing him, which is terrible. But even more curious, rather than simply blocking them, Rick engaged with them.  He spent most days obsessively responding and replying to every single troll, admonishing them to enjoy a prison. I misread the easiest thing to read. Enjoy a prison. Or telling them their life is already over.  or that they're mentally ill and should seek help. Further, he seems to regularly check the few accounts he has blocked and replies to them as well. When people obtained his publicly available phone number and began texting him and crank calling him, rather than change the number and make it private, he engaged with them via the phone for at least a year.


0:57:09
Unknown_01:  None of this seemed like the behavior of a man who is in fear for his life. What's happening to him is terrible. I cannot stress that enough. But, as others have said, he refuses to take even the most rudimentary steps to shield himself or his loved ones. His trolls weren't the only people he responds to. Here are a few examples of how he speaks to other people. People who are not trolls. People who are often women.


Unknown_01:  Rape is the most mild punishment you deserve, followed by execution.


Unknown_01: That was from the 18th of June, 2018. Two problems with your assumptions here. One, I don't wear underwear. Two, I come most often in your mother's basement while she's strapped to that St. Andrew's cross I made your cuck dad build as a condition for allowing him to watch me plow her asshole.  Like a Nebraska cornfield.


0:57:43
Unknown_01: This is from the 18th of February, 2018. This is an amazing post. This is like an amalgamation of all locale trades. Ethan Ralph doesn't wear underwear.


0:58:16
Unknown_01: He fucks your mom like Boss Man Jack. And the St. Andrew's Cross is a bizarrely specific reference that is like dead on with Nick Ricada.


Unknown_01:  Just actually fucking bizarre. And of course, watching is what Juju the Cow does. Very interesting combination of things in one post. It's actually pretty fucking meta.


Unknown_01: Damn, that pussy nice.


Unknown_01:  He continues. Yes, that is the rig I had used to fuck your mom in the ass. After several failed tries, I finally got it up there after hitting 35 miles per hour.


0:58:50
Unknown_01: 3rd of November, 2017.


Unknown_01: And then one last one for the road. I don't read comic books, you barely literate mouth breather.  Tell your mom I said hello and sorry about her ass. January 17th, 2018.


Unknown_01: I know that our society seems to be fragmenting. And this is back to the original author, Mr. Brian Keene. But speaking to anyone like this, particularly women, is inexcusable. Rape is the most mild punishment you deserve is a repugnant thing to say to anyone.  The harassment he's endured is wrong, but so is this. And keep in mind, it's being said by a guy who alleges he's being stalked by a criminal cyber cult and claims he is in fear for his life. So I wonder aloud again, has he considered maybe not barging into conversations like some hypertensive Kool-Aid man? Maybe people are reacting to that vitriol in kind. Recently, the target of his rage has been literary agent Leslie Varney. Here is a collage of the harassment he has directed at her.  Quoting Patrick again, Zero, you fucking idiot. You are the most savagely gullible dipshit I have ever come across. You don't understand a fucking thing and have done exactly no work. You are insane. Numerous people have no fucking idea what they're talking about, especially you.


1:00:04
Unknown_01: I'm not given a choice, dipshit. Their defamations and attacks on my reputation can't go uncorrected.


Unknown_01:  Nothing the terrorists say is ever true, you fucking moron. That is exactly what they've been doing, you absolute fool. There are no backstories, you gullible simpleton. Psst, that's because you're a gullible idiot.


1:00:39
Unknown_01:  No, you fucking idiot. I wasn't. You are a trash person. Thank goodness everyone else can see it now.


Unknown_01: Leslie, blocking me, isn't going to make this go away.


Unknown_01: Something different.


Unknown_01: Usually when I read Pat posts, it's always like the same three or four fucking sentences. There's such a broad range of Pat speaking that I can do when I read his Leslie tweets. He really goes all over. Not enough fucking your mom, though.


1:01:15
Unknown_01:  There are hundreds more, says Brian, but I don't have the bandwidth in this newsletter to post screenshots of them all. But File 770's Mike Glyer, one of the most fair and dependable fandom journalists in a seemingly ever-shrinking pool, comments that Rick has been privately smearing Leslie as well. Quoting him, Mike Glyer says, Brian Keane, apart from being a highly successful horror writer, has spent a lot of time reporting on his blog, no longer active about Me Too and harassment issues in the field.  Tomlinson, on the other hand, has been a victim of harassment, but he also habitually returns fire on social media and has tried to embroil me in his quarrel with Leslie Varney by feeding me claims he would not give permission to attribute to him. He is not qualified to lecture Brian on matters of conscience.


1:01:57
Unknown_01:  Other folks have stepped forward this week with their own stories of harassment by Rick as well. None of these people are connected to the harassment he has endured. And that line is in giant, all caps, bold letters, which is a little bit out of place with how professional this guy writes.


Unknown_01: About a year ago.


Unknown_01:  When I opined online that swatting sucks and maybe he should stop engaging with people harassing him, Rick told me to reach out. So I did. I called his publicly available number and he gave me a half hour long TED talk about the only thing, or sorry, period, about the only thing I managed to say during his pompous filibuster was, have you considered just blocking them?  This is a Portage Police Department report about disorderly conduct, and it says here,


1:02:51
Unknown_01:  Woman's name was visually disturbed. When I asked her what had happened, she had started to cry and we had to take a few moments to calm her down to explain the incident to me. Female was unable to explain the threats Patrick had made or was able to explain. She did write a written statement in regards to what he said. She did state that it was just her and him having a conversation and that no one else witnessed what he had said.  And then highlighted one of the comments that Patrick made to her was that he was going to wait until somebody else had the baby and then kill both her and the newborn.


1:03:30
Unknown_01: So he threatened to murder a woman and a newborn infant baby child.


1:04:05
Unknown_01:  smother the life of a brand new little babe, innocent and naive to the world. Truly incredible malice from somebody of such esteemed conscience.


Unknown_01:  According to that police report, Patrick S. Tomlinson once threatened to kill his then-wife and their child. Rick is mad this week because a stranger tagged me in a tweet with John Del Araz, a far-right loon who I blocked years ago. Here are the screenshots. Rick's since been telling the public that I, quote, pal around with white supremacists and that I am...  Burning books, none of which is true, but none of which is worth suing him over since he has nothing of value. Like Nicholas Pacquiao, Bradley Snow, and the others before him, Rick wanted my attention. I have given it to him, and later this week when I finish up the canned food drive for the homeless shelter that Rick's recent bout of idiocy inspired, I'll go back to blocking and ignoring him. Maybe he should try doing that sometime soon.


1:04:46
Unknown_01:  Then he chooses to end this article in a kind of pretentious way, where he says, Former President Obama, of course, is in the habit of mailing signed books to Nazis. He has received a copy of Obama's book, A Promised Land, signed to Brian, all the best, Barack Obama. And then there is a picture of him with John Fetterman taking a selfie, implying that John Fetterman would never take a selfie with a Nazi.


1:05:22
Unknown_01:  And then there's one last paragraph. Those things are also wrong. When people show you who they are, believe them.


Unknown_01:  I really like that quote. I've told you guys this too. When people say who, not just show, but say who they are, like people will make jokes about what they think, but usually there's a little grain of truth there. When people say something, you should believe them.


1:06:07
Unknown_01:  And that would be the end. But you know how these things go. My boy Pat, or sorry, Rick, can't let someone have the last word. So here, and finally I get to break out the voice for good.


Unknown_01: Here is the final word from Stealthy Geek himself on Zitter.


Unknown_01:  A few days ago, File 770 posted a news update about Brian Keene and his bookstore, Vortex Books, running a promotion that amounted to a book burning of my work. This update was sorely lacking in vital context.


1:06:44
Unknown_01: Then, Mike Glier made the following entirely false comment. This is him, and I've already read this.


Unknown_01:  I reached out to Mike privately through avenues available to me, asking for correction. I further left a comment to the downstream thread explaining the situation. Nearly 24 hours later, my rebuttal remains, awaiting moderation. So with disappointment, I'm posting it here. And then it says, message begins. Mike, there seems to be some confusion.  So let me clear it up. Brian Keane has spent the better part of the last year growing increasingly close to members of the criminal, cyber-stalking, cult, harassing, threatening, impersonating, and swatting my family.


1:07:17
Unknown_01:  Um, he was informed of the true nature of the accounts he continues to validate and encourage by myself and others last October, but decided to double down to the point he now uses in-jokes and slang unique to the cult.


1:07:59
Unknown_01: Um, this is him saying, Brian, I'm unblocking you just long enough to give you one  And only one chance to get yourself out of this. Consider it a professional courtesy. The account you're engaging with is run by criminal cyberstalker impersonating my little brother, Kyle Tomlinson, without consent.


Unknown_01:  He went so far as to wish the account he knows for certain is impersonating my little brother without consent. A happy new year. Months after being told it was impersonating my immediate family.


1:08:35
Unknown_01: Um, and then this is neutral, but kind or from Brian King saying, wishing you and your family a very happy new year. I'd sign off with the author of catchphrases like Stanley's Excelsior, true believers or Patty's enjoy prison stalkers, but I don't have one regardless of a great holiday. Um,  So Patrick had informed him that this was a criminal cyber stalker, but yet he is continuing to treat it as if it were the real person.


Unknown_01: Shocking.


Unknown_01: Pat continues.


Unknown_01: Brian was given a wide berth.


Unknown_01:  I think, Mr. Reiterman, you're using the word birth with an E, as in, like, leeway. A wide birth is what a fat, poor sign infant is given by a completely blown-out mother. For instance, a mother giving birth to a pig monster. That would give a wide birth.


1:09:14
Unknown_01: But no, Brian was given a wide birth despite his many false attacks.  He continues to accuse us of either exaggerating or faking the 50-plus swattings we've endured, despite being shown fact-checked national news reporting confirming every aspect of our experience.


Unknown_01:  His answer to being called out for supporting the terrorist literally trying to murder my family was to abuse his bookstore business to stage what amounts to a book burning of my work. An unacceptable, problematic, and deeply unprofessional escalation.


1:10:01
Unknown_01:  This is Vortex Books saying, from now until 8.31, bring your Patrick Tomlinson books to Vortex Books and Comics for recycling, and we'll give you store credit equal to the cover price. For each book, we'll donate a can of food to the local shelter, inspired by Mr. Tomlinson's ill-advised burst of manic vitriol yesterday.


Unknown_01:  Which is a bit fucking petty, if I'm going to be real with you.


Unknown_01: But he continues, As for virtually Leslie, I have never had any quarrel with her. Bro, what the fuck? I can read these fucking comments, bro. I did. You definitely have some kind of fucking quarrel with her.


1:10:39
Unknown_01: Indeed, I never knew she existed until last year when she, like Brian, started fraternizing with the criminals swatting my family.


Unknown_01:  Validating their attacks, amplifying the gaslighting, and making defamatory claims against me, including I vandalized my own property, called in a bomb threat to convention I was attending, swatted my own home, and falsely accusing me of plagiarism. The worst of all for being real here, he is a writer after all.


1:11:14
Unknown_01:  Screenshots not present in the original message. I approve of all these false accusations made by Varney. I have never made any false accusations against or about her, and only ever responded to her direct attacks and harassment. She is not being harassed. She is the abuser.


Unknown_01: And I never, at any point...  said you or anyone else couldn't attribute these statements to me. In fact, after this, I formally and publicly request that you do exactly that in the future article, complete with screenshots.


1:11:52
Unknown_01: Oh, so that's the entire message. I thought that ended a few messages ago, but no, I was reading the comment that is awaiting approval on his blog.


Unknown_01: So he continues.


Unknown_01:  So that's where I'm at. Once again, I'm forced to clean up the mess left over by other professionals in my industry who have embraced abusers and boosted their false narratives rather than confront them. It should really be easy for everyone to say criminally terrorizing innocent people is bad. For whatever reason, Brian King, Leslie Varney, and now Mike Lyer just can't manage it.  I feel very sorry to say it, but I can no longer recommend File 770 as a neutral, objective source of genre news. 13 out of 13.


1:12:26
Unknown_01:  I feel like this is the most I've had a Pat post in a long time. I don't think he usually writes this much. It's kind of weird. I know he writes books, but I'm pretty sure it's been a long time since he wrote anything in long form. It's usually just single sentence replies to retard bullshit on the internet. It's kind of weird to actually do a long form reading of him.


Unknown_01: Fascinating.


1:13:06
Unknown_07:  Thank you, Patrick. See you soon, stalker.


Unknown_01:  Speaking of stalkers, unfortunately, King Cobra JFS did the unthinkable. The Bog Witch, naked and laughing, aka Jessica, returned to Casper, Wyoming and knocked on his door. Now, if he was smart, he would have immediately cast a King Cobra defensive enchantment on his trailer and laid a salt line on all the doors and windows that the Bog Witch could not enter.  And then he also probably should have done something with any kind of ceiling lights he had open, you know, like a bathroom window or something. Just make sure that all that shit is closed off securely. Maybe dangle like a cross from like a window latch or something. Unfortunately, he did the unthinkable. Really forgot his witchery 101 and invited the tortured spirit into his home.


1:13:39
Unknown_01:  thereby allowing her to bypass any protective enchantments that he might have had up at that time.


Unknown_01: Really a rookie mistake, probably as a result of his chronic drinking.


Unknown_01: So Naked and Laughing entered the camper van after being evicted, and everyone was very happy that she was gone, but the parasitic entity is again latched onto the healthy spirit of King Cobra, and he's going to have to battle for his very soul.


1:14:32
Unknown_07: What?


Unknown_07: I didn't say anything.


Unknown_07:  I didn't fucking say anything.


Unknown_01: Okay.


Unknown_01: So what you just heard.


Unknown_01:  in what you're seeing, um, naked and laughing went live. And for whatever reason, she either has like a filter or she has like a red flashlight and it has, and her encounter, she started streaming herself in this ominous red light. That's what you're seeing with the red. Um, and it really does make it look like a fucking thing straight out of, um, Oh God, what was the name of that movie where it's like, Josh, Josh,  The Blair Witch. It's like straight out of the Blair Witch. It's with all the red light and shit. And then she ends up streaming and it's just this red light. And what you're hearing is Cobra battering himself in frustration because he is having to deal with this parasitic entity tormenting him and injecting pain and misery directly into his very soul. And he's helpless because of the debuffs provided by the alcoholism.


1:15:39
Unknown_01:  So this is another clip of naked laughing, I think.


Unknown_05: I'm going to bed.


Unknown_05:  Yeah, Hurl, you're a fucking piece of shit. Yeah, you don't need to secretly message me. Okay. I saw you making lies up about me. Don't fucking make up lies about me when I don't have fucking YouTube to defend myself. Fuck you. Cunt.


1:16:16
Unknown_05:  You know I didn't say that to you, bitch. So don't fucking goddamn make up fucking lies.


Unknown_07: I was naked and laughing at 3 a.m.


Unknown_01: yelling at the haters and trolls.


Unknown_01: So unfortunately, she's back.


Unknown_01: And Cobra is helpless.


Unknown_01:  We can only hope that the wizards will convene and work together to remove this parasitic entity from his soul.


1:17:01
Unknown_01: Very sad.


Unknown_01:  Also, over the weekend, this was on Monday, June the Kang, who is an old school RuneScape alumni, such as myself, published a three and a half hour long documentary on Darkside Fiddle.  The one thing that's weird about it is that it abruptly ends, like, right before the Kino Casino stuff.


Unknown_01: My only major criticism with it is that the VTuber shit in this is fucking cringe. And if June is, like, a VTuber weirdo, it's real fucking cringe to include all your fucking Oshis in a documentary.


1:17:32
Unknown_01: Like, I just get past all that shit.


Unknown_01:  There's a 0% chance that anything that was in there was interesting or funny at all.


Unknown_01: So just leaving. That's my number one criticism.


Unknown_01:  There was some stuff I didn't know about him. A lot of stuff, actually, that I didn't know. Especially the older stuff was pretty well-researched.


Unknown_01: Darkside Phil, I think, was expecting a more positive review. And I think that the really notable thing about the Darkside Phil documentary is that usually, I think especially with June, is that he tries to...


1:18:20
Unknown_01:  Be sort of more fair and try to highlight positive things so that it's not just like an overwhelming sea of negativity.


Unknown_01: And.


Unknown_01:  Honestly, thinking back on everything that I know about Phil, it's really hard to sell anything about him. Like I said, I think that he probably does put the hours of work into his channel, which I think is a true assessment. However...


Unknown_01:  Um, there's nothing really that he does. That's too selfless. Like, I think if you talked about me and trying to sum up the history of the forum, there would be a couple of times where people would be like, Oh, well he did this for that person and it would look nice. I wouldn't look like a complete asshole, but dark side feel never really.


1:19:00
Unknown_01:  has ever really done anything for anybody that's not Darkseid Phil.


Unknown_01: I really struggle to think if there's anything that he's ever done that was generous.


Unknown_01: So that's one thing that kind of stands out.


Unknown_01: It does mention the form a couple times. There's one thing about the form that he got wrong, and that was with a thread that was deleted.


1:19:46
Unknown_01:  There's a summary post in there, and I kind of wish he just asked me about this because I would have told him. He has a way to contact me. There's a summary post that's not entirely accurate. There was a time where a couple people were doxing each of Darkside Phil's fans one at a time.


Unknown_01: It didn't just end. It didn't just lose interest.


Unknown_01:  I shut that down.


Unknown_01: When I heard about it.


Unknown_01: I was really upset. Because what they were doing. Was not just like hey let's dox. One of Darkseid Phil's fans. Like each day.


1:20:23
Unknown_01: They were very specifically. Trying to get him to do something. And I think it was to ban. BSV.


Unknown_01: And I said you can't do that. You can't extort somebody. If you say I'm going to do X until you do Y. Or unless you do Y.


Unknown_01:  That's a crime.


Unknown_01: So I said, no, no, you don't. Sorry.


Unknown_01: And I actually I did. I did in that. So.


Unknown_01:  That's what happened with that. They didn't just get bored.


1:20:55
Unknown_01: That was something that crossed the line. So that's where that ended.


Unknown_01: DarkSafil, as I mentioned, was advertising this. He made a comment about it that was stickied, and he stickied a post about it on his Zitter account. And then once it actually started, and especially, I think, because of the...


Unknown_01:  the bank leaks and how he very articulately broke down the expenditures and how they don't add up and how he probably is the guy that spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on, on gotcha games.


1:21:32
Unknown_01: I think that's why he, um, he changed his mind about it. Cause I mean, it's really, it's, it's hard to say anything good about Phil.


Unknown_01: Um,


Unknown_01:  Which isn't to say I hate him, it's just like, he's kind of a selfish prick.


Unknown_01: I think if we were to try to sum him up, that would probably be a good way to put it. He's like a selfish prick.


Unknown_01: Oh, there was also something that happened during the documentary airing, where he...


1:22:09
Unknown_01:  He broke YouTube. There was like 11,000 plus people watching this premiere. And since YouTube is nothing but DEI hires now, it broke. Like the premiere actually broke. It stopped loading. People stopped being able to watch it. And June had to just like terminate the premiere and publish the video early so that people could actually watch it.  Um, it was actually kind of embarrassing. I was, I was kind of shocked, like, wow. So this is Neil Mahan's YouTube. It's bigger and more profitable than ever before. It has deals with NFL. It has like its own, um, TV subscription, but it can't premiere to a fucking dark side filled documentary without breaking. That's kind of embarrassing. It's kind of shit.


1:22:42
Unknown_01:  So the Dark Side Phil stuff kind of ends with that.


Unknown_01: There's kind of a thought about what happens now, especially because there is a... Wait, hold on.


Unknown_01: I think I need a sound effect for this one, chat.


Unknown_07: Here we go.


Unknown_01: Yeah, there we go now.


1:23:23
Unknown_01:  There is a level of inception. Ethan Oliver Ralph of TheRalphRetort.com, which, um, hold up.


Unknown_01: Let me just check real quick before I say this and sound stupid.


Unknown_01: Of TheRalphRetort.com, which, once I verify that I'm human, is still suspended.


Unknown_01:  Can Pig Tits not fucking fix his website? Like, what the fuck are you doing, bro? Oh my god. I'll get back to this in a second. Just take my word for it that this is a broken ass fucking page.


1:23:55
Unknown_01: Even the Cloudflare page is broken for it at this point.


Unknown_01:  Darkside Phil says, in response to Keno Casino Clip, saying, Dude, Ethan Ralph, a grown-ass adult, is acting like I just did in my early 20s in the Fighting Game Cup. I know nothing of the man, but this is some clown mode shit, lol. Ethan Ralph responds, Dude, you're DSP, begging for a working toilet. Sad. Sad.  This is not to mention all the other grifts and frauds you pulled. It literally endless.


1:24:34
Unknown_01: I was going to leave this faggot.  He's too pussy to say faggot on Twitter because his Twitter account is the most important. He loves his Twitter account more than he loves his own children. I was going to leave this F star star star star DSP alone, but I guess he wants the smoke. Detractors, get in touch. Keno Casino has tried to hot wash his history, and now he thinks he's big again, LOL, or LMAO even. Let's bring him down a few notches.


1:25:11
Unknown_01:  Darkside Phil is going to heckin' expose DSP. You might have thought DSP was heckin' exposed by the three-and-a-half-hour-long documentary that aired to 11,000 people and has received hundreds of thousands of views in the first day. Nah, boy, you ain't seen shit yet. Wait until the top A-logs and detractors get on the keel stream, baby. We got 100-plus viewers round the clock on the keel stream.  You ain't seen shit yet. You think that there's smoke? Wait until you're in the fire, baby. The fire known as the secta.


1:25:44
Unknown_01: Cool, Ralph. Good luck with that. I'm sure that associating with the fucking deranged retards that are involved in the DSP detractored them is going to work out great for you as everything that you're trying to accomplish does.


Unknown_01: Now, he's been up to a couple other things.


Unknown_01:  which I will explain, of course, as I do. I love to explain.


1:26:16
Unknown_01: He put out this message, ball-washing Rakeda. Ralph says, Rakeda Law hasn't told... Oh, wait, let me read the originals.


Unknown_01:  Grifty says this would require Nick to be able to tell Ralph what to do. They seem to be civil at least at this point, but it wasn't too long ago. Ralph was not Nick's biggest fan. I highly doubt he can be told what to do, but a sheep wouldn't even understand this concept. You could buy Ralph's asshole for like 50 bucks at this point. I'm pretty sure.


Unknown_01:  Ralph says, Rikita Law hasn't told me anything to do other than we're to meet him for a very enjoyable meal. Ew, that has sexual implications. The whole witness intimidation angle is laughable for a guy, M. Holt, who was trying to fight me live on air and was charged with a felony yesterday for harassing Rikita's wife.  I have my own beef with Aaron Emholt because he's a snake. Nothing to do with Nick. Also, he's painfully unfunny. I do support Rakeda and his family in this fight, though. It was nice to be there to support them with the rest of the corps.


1:27:27
Unknown_01:  When the rest of the court was filled with Kiwi Farms vultures, minus one other support figure, I missed a week of shows and paid for the trip myself. I went on principle rather than trying to make a buck. I know that's a foreign concept to people like Josh Moon, the idiots on his board, and the grifter lawyers who have been trying to ruin Nick for months.


Unknown_01:  He continues. Blurpy says, What principles is that? You have no principles. Look at how you traded Faith and May. You crawled back to Rikado when he was the last person with clout you could latch onto and Fuentes wouldn't take you back. Ralph replies and says, I made peace with Nick long before my falling out with Fuentes. And if it's about clout when all these other people are trying to destroy him, okay. It's about nostalgia and old friendship more than anything.  Josh wouldn't understand because he has no loyalty or even thoughts of straight shooting. Just turn the mob on someone and let them go. Then again, you're a KF idiot. So I don't expect much.


1:28:11
Unknown_01:  So that's his wise words about Rakeda.


Unknown_01: What he's doing, by the way, what he's responding to are some concerns regarding this, which I think I might have read on Friday, but I'll reread because there's a brief update. Ralph says, "...the Keel stream is organizing a letter-rattling campaign to the Stearns County, Minnesota jail to tell every inmate that Aaron M. Holt is a proud snitch who has proclaimed that publicly."  He's talked about how he's eager to turn the state's witness snitch.


1:28:51
Unknown_01: The inmates deserve to know.


Unknown_01: Followed up by this was some wise encouragement from Dax Herrera, a.k.a. Dick Masterson, a.k.a. Juju the Cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow. He says, Ralph found a convicted murderer with a drug charge. Great example of someone who needs to know if a snitch is poking around.


Unknown_01:  So this is Dax Herrera, a.k.a. Juju the Cow, encouraging Ethan Ralph to contact an inmate of the Stearns County Jail in Minnesota to tell them that Aaron Imholt is a snitch, with the implication that this person, who is a convicted murderer, would again commit murder against Aaron Imholt because Aaron Imholt expressed that he would turn state and discuss or testify against Nick Ricada on behalf of prosecution.  Ethan Ralph insists that this is not witness intimidation. I wonder how that will play out long term.


1:29:35
Unknown_01: Master Mason Milo at Gay Fake Catholic says, Ralph, have you ever considered that you're giving ideas to your enemies? Rakeda is going to jail, too. We can write letters, too. Honestly, if I was Nick Rakeda, I would have told you to shut the fuck up weeks ago.  I can't believe he's trusting you to be involved at all. What a moron. Elon Musk says, Ricada ain't going to jail, you moron. He's rich and a lawyer. No time. You're an idiot if you haven't figured that out, by the way. LaMau.  I mean, now that Ralph's saying it, I might change my mind, though. He might just get parole.


1:30:31
Unknown_01: So why is Aaron Imholt going to jail? As we discussed last stream, there was a warrant issued for his arrest in Stearns County, Minnesota, for two charges of revenge pornography. He has allegedly shared nude images of Kayla Rakeda without her consent to other people.


1:31:07
Unknown_01:  The first charge is a gross misdemeanor, alleging that he did this. And then the second charge is an aggravated charge of revenge pornography, stating that he did this with intent to harass or intimidate Kayla, which is different. I suppose if you just share the image, then it's like, oh, well, guess, silly me, clownsy me, I shared the image. But if you're doing it specifically to harass somebody...  or as part of a harassment campaign, then it becomes a felony. So he was arrested, or rather he turned himself in when he was told of the warrant after Labor Day weekend. He was booked. This is his mugshot. You can say whatever you want to say about it. Not really too flattering. Kind of looks like a high school teacher, to be honest with you.


1:31:42
Unknown_01:  Yeah, he was arraigned. Ethan Ralph streamed it, which, again, is not legal in Minnesota.


Unknown_01: And the judge wanted $100,000 cash bond. And the attorney said that's pretty fucking high. And the judge was like, okay, here's $75,000. That's $25,000 more for the cocaine, illegal weapons possession, and child endangerment charge that both the Ricadas got.  So he got a fucking high bond set. Now, it's unconditional bond, and I think he's already paid it and he's out.


1:32:19
Unknown_01: However, someone said that the reason why it was high is that he's had other run-ins. He's not a first-time offender. He was arrested before for harassment towards his ex-wife, and he had recently violated a restraining order against her.  So he's effectively a repeat offender when it comes to harassing women.


Unknown_01: So that makes more sense to me, why they ask for more money.


1:32:53
Unknown_01: So now I'm curious what's going to happen with him. Is he going to be able to talk about the case? He's going to have to watch his mouth if he does.


Unknown_01: He's not really a lawyer either.


Unknown_01: Um...


Unknown_01:  So that's what Aaron's up to. That's the sector update. Ralph was trying to find more claims to relevance. By the way, since Juju the cow, aka Dax Rare, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow while trying to intimidate witnesses is mentioned.


1:33:26
Unknown_01:  I'll just say this.


Unknown_01: Juju, I got your script in the mail for this season. And my honest feedback is that there are some things I like. However, it's not really pushing the boundary enough to be discussed. I like the idea of the turnover. Like, oh, we're going to have a local live-esque fight with the co-hosts. I get that. But it's not extreme enough. Like, if you're going to do this, I better... You know, Boogie set the bar pretty high.  with his season um if i'm gonna talk about it i'm gonna need you can't just say that you pretended to be a pedophile you have to say that veto is a pedophile um i do like the whole guilt by association angle like i took eight shit for you but you have to say that he's a pedophile because he is one


1:34:13
Unknown_01:  If you can get him to tattoo pedophile on his face, I would talk about that.


Unknown_01: And if you made him cry. I don't know if the webcam is high enough quality. I might want to get a better webcam so I can see the tears running down his face as you scream at him. This is how I imagine this. This is how I can pitch this to my audience. So for this season, what you've got to do is you've got to sit him down and say, you know, you banned the super chowders and the money is the most important thing, Vito.  You're a fat retard. You're here to be made fun of. You're supposed to look bad, but you don't fuck with the money. You fat fucking pedophile piece of shit, child rapist, chomo, worthless, fucking degenerate. And you got to make you got to scream this at him in his fucking face until he's.  crying and groveling to be kept on and given a second chance kind of like with boogie you gotta you gotta kick it up a notch if you want it to be you want people to talk about it because otherwise it's just obviously fake bullshit um and as far as um i also got ralph script pitch um he's kind of hinting that he wants to do a third baby mama saga


1:34:53
Unknown_01:  I kind of dig the serialization, episodic stuff. It can be very entertaining. It's very comforting to an audience that's come to know him as the deadbeat dad.


1:35:29
Unknown_01: But you've got to commit to it before we start talking about it. I need both players on the webcam in Mexico before it becomes a relevant topic. That's just how it is. As far as what I got, it's like a 2 or 3 out of 10, and I need something better than that. Sorry.


Unknown_01:  Okay, that ends our boardroom meeting.


Unknown_01: Next topic, Austin Peterson, the Bossman Jack, his smoke alarm.


Unknown_04: It finally happened.


Unknown_01: His smoke detector is on low battery.


1:36:03
Unknown_04: And it's Shark and Chat.


Unknown_01:  Now we're talking. This is this. Juju, Ethan, if you want to look at what we're looking for on this podcast.


Unknown_01: Yeah, that's it right there. That's the good shit.


Unknown_01: I can sell that. Can I get a $100 super chat that says chirp?


Unknown_00: I can market this. This is the content that the people want, Juju. Take a fucking tip.


1:36:36
Unknown_00:  Learn. Do better. One more time.


Unknown_01: It's a good show.


Unknown_01:  um okay so my boy bossman is waking up he's waking up and i'm loving i'm loving this this script is gold he's first we open up turning on blp kosher jam he was he was like the jar jar binks of season two nobody fucking liked this guy who's a loser his shit sucked got him out of the script and  He says, I can't believe I used to listen to this guy. Boss man just throwing him to the fucking boom. Love it. Love to see it. This is the heel turn that we want. This is the content and the direction that we want to see.


1:37:09
Unknown_01: Very happy about this.


Unknown_01: Then season three starts off strong. First, the chirp. We're already pulled in. He's got the fucking chirp. I can't believe this. The chirp, new character, smash hit.  we bring back we bring back boss man um rat dad from season one and we have him repair the smoke alarm okay watch this watch this you're gonna love this see if i can figure this out dude i can dad dad oh shit no my parents are home oh shit i need a new time out i'll have my dad fix this you can fix my chirping alarm real quick  Evelyn says the word chirping. That's called fan service right there when he drops the C word in the stream.


1:38:02
Unknown_01: Okay, so now Rat Dad's going to come in to fix it, right? But he's a little bit camera shy. You don't want to give the audience everything they want when he comes in. You want to hold a little bit back for us. No Rat Dad.


Unknown_01:  Oh, he sees the camera on. Oh, we get just a little peek, just a little bit of fan service, but not enough where everyone's happy. He makes him come in and turn off that fucking camera. All right.


1:38:38
Unknown_00: Okay. Did you go in there yet? No. Oh, come on in. Can I turn my screen off? Yeah. Okay. My dad wants me to turn the video off. Hold on. Give me a sec, guys. Wait, did I leave the match? Did we win? We must have won. Okay, hold on.


Unknown_00:  Oh, we did win, didn't we? Hold on.


Unknown_01: Just a little bit of foreshadowing that we might get more rat dead. It's perfect. You don't need to give them everything they want all at once. And then the payoff. The payoff to the skit.


Unknown_01: They replaced the battery on the smoked alarm, which is already funny because it just proves that white people know how to do this and black people don't.


1:39:16
Unknown_00: Yeah, we put a new battery in.


Unknown_00: It's still chirping. It's still chirping, Chad.


Unknown_00:  Maybe it takes a little... Did it take a little bit? How many... It took two people to replace that 9-volt battery, and it don't fucking work.


Unknown_01: You see this, Juju? This is a new twist on an old favorite. The chirp, the... How many men does it take in to replace a 9-volt battery? Two. And then the actual payoff...  It doesn't fucking fix it. They somehow fucked up replacing the 9-volt battery on a smoke detector.


1:39:48
Unknown_01: Oh, that's great.


Unknown_01: It's so absurd. It's ridiculous.


Unknown_01: It needs to warm up. Yeah, I'm sure.


Unknown_01:  If the sensor is dusty or fucked, it will continue. I guess the chirp is not just a battery detector. Also, I guess if the sensor is dirty, it will detect that, and the chirp is just like, you know, this important thing that you need in your house doesn't work. So I guess if the battery, I mean, I got you, but I'm just saying. It's pretty fucking clever. This is a good season so far.


1:40:29
Unknown_01: Watch and learn, Juju. Watch and learn.


Unknown_07:  that's it i had um i had a reddit post kind of picked out but then i decided that it was just gay fan fiction you never notice that like you're reading a reddit post you're like wow this is really over the top this is really extreme and then you read it and you're like this is gay porn this isn't a reddit post this is gay pornography for redditors to jerk off to


1:41:14
Unknown_01:  So I, um... So I've decided against reading it.


Unknown_01: Yes, Vulture has experienced this as well. Fake and gay.


Unknown_01: Every Reddit. No Patrick Milton. I just read Patrick Tomlinson for like 45 fucking minutes, bro.


Unknown_01: I'd rather die of smoke inhalation than listen to the chirp.


Unknown_07: Okay.


Unknown_01:  Why would you ever read Reddit so I can do the Reddit segment? You fucker.


Unknown_01: Listen, if you are on... Oh, wait, wait. I'll put up this. I need like a little ambiance, Chad. A little ambiance. And I think that to do this... I'm going to put up this page.


1:41:50
Unknown_01: Yeah, there we go. Bam. I'll just put this page up while I look. If you have a Reddit post that you want me to read, post it in the Matthew and Arthur right fucking now.


Unknown_07:  That'll be our Reddit segment.


1:42:32
Unknown_07: Oh, my God.


Unknown_01: I did forget something. Holy shit. Usually I slot these two. I'm actually really fucking good at slotting these to be two hours. I can't fucking believe I forgot this.


Unknown_01:  It's in my notes, too. I just forgot it. Ah, there we go.


Unknown_01: Oh, my God. How could I forget this? Thankfully, the chat reminded me. Okay, so...


Unknown_01:  So this is what happened. I heard rumblings of this and I didn't know what the fuck it was. And then finally this article came out and explained it. Black people legit thought that the banks were fucking broken because if you wrote a bad check and cashed it at the ATM, it would just give you money. So this TikTok trend tricked literally hundreds of black people into thinking there was just free fucking money at ATMs.


1:43:03
Unknown_01:  And they were literally just tricked into committing check fraud. Like one of the oldest forms of financial fraud in the modern banking system. Writing a bad check and cashing it. Like aren't fucking real. So this guy put together a collection of all these TikTok videos. And I'm just going to watch for you because they're really fucking funny.


1:43:51
Unknown_01:  Why are they like this? Dude, they even tricked, like, grandma. Who should fucking know better? You know...


Unknown_01:  I've started using checks more because people who send in money orders and personal checks, I can just e-deposit those checks. And they're a really great way around the money, like the payment processor stuff. And black people are going to fuck this up for me. They're going to fucking ruin this for me.


1:44:26
Unknown_01:  Maybe we can just ban black people specifically from cashing checks. If we just ban black people specifically from cashing checks, it would solve the problem like immediately. That's all you have to do. Here's another one.


Unknown_10: Everybody keeps saying, don't do the chase shit. Don't do the chase shit. Y'all shitting me. I will be doing the chase shit. I'm not missing out on the money run this time. Already missed out on the EDD. Already missed out on the PPP.


1:45:01
Unknown_10:  Yeah, bitch, I won't be missing out on this one. So if any of y'all doing the Chase shit, DM me. I got Chase, and I'm ready to get this motherfucking money. I'm ready to chase this motherfucking money. You dig? It's time to get this money and start acting motherfucking funny. Come on, let's work. Let's do the Chase shit. Let's get a million dollars, and let's get...


Unknown_01:  Sir, you're in a car. You do not have to wear that medical mask. Corona is fake.


Unknown_10: It's rich, and let's act like Bill Gates, and let's act like Elon Musk, and yeah, bitch, I'm rich.


1:45:37
Unknown_01: When I think of Elon Musk and Bill Gates, I think of them dancing in front of a bank, throwing money around. That's what I think of. That's how they usually spend their money, right?


Unknown_10: I'm rich, bitch. Now we back like the EDD era. Put me on with the chase. Come on, I got chase. Y'all want to work? Let's do some shit. Let's work together.


Unknown_03:  Oh my god.


Unknown_01: They're lined out the fucking door to cash fake checks.


Unknown_01: Oh my fucking god.


Unknown_01: Literally lined out the fucking door to cash fake checks.


1:46:15
Unknown_01: Okay, so.


Unknown_01: What they determined after the fact. Chase then, simply, when the bad check bounced...


Unknown_01:  They simply, because you had to have a Chase account to accomplish, because basically what you would do is this. You go to an ATM. You put in your debit card. You sign in. You then insert the check. The bank would just assume, okay, you're depositing this check. Because there are laws against check fraud, we will assume that your check is valid. And we'll give you the money that you deposited on the check. So they did that.


1:46:47
Unknown_01: Notice, chat.  That it requires you inserting your Chase debit card to accomplish this. So when the bank auditors looked at all the black people, all the queens and shit, depositing thousands of dollars with bad checks, they simply then applied that money as a withdrawal.


Unknown_01:  from their checking account. They emptied their checking account. So black people woke up the next day after withdrawing $15,000 from an ATM using a bad check to bank accounts that were completely fucking empty.


1:47:22
Unknown_09: Bro, what the fuck, man? I know I shouldn't have linked you to this shit, man. What the fuck, bro? Bro told me tap in, bro. Bro said he got the job a day before this shit got happened. Bro was like, yo, 50 tap in. Bro, queue up.


Unknown_09:  I'm like, I bet this is my only shit, bro. My only motherfucking account, bro. And they're going to whack this shit.


Unknown_09: Bro. The fuck? All right. So, the fuck, man. What y'all need to do, man? Y'all follow me. Y'all make this shit go viral, man. This Chase Glitch shit.


1:47:57
Unknown_09:  Don't do this shit, man. Y'all don't do this shit. Y'all save y'all account and get y'all money. Otherwise, man, this shit is a bow. Don't do it.


Unknown_07: Hear ye, hear ye. I'm out.


1:48:52
Unknown_01:  oh my god i made a joke but i muted myself and because i was talking about iqs i um i will not repeat that joke fuck man they really told me to type in next day was supposed to clear look at my account yo bro what the


Unknown_01:  I really love that line. Uh, due to ATM deposit error. I knew it.


Unknown_03: I knew it. I told you. I told you.


Unknown_03: The fuck?


Unknown_03: Bro, I fucking knew it.


Unknown_01: Fucking dumbass, it's you, bro. Fuck Chase, nigga. I knew that the fuck with Chase. I knew that the fuck with Chase.


1:49:48
Unknown_01:  Listen, I'm going to learn you real good. The first lesson, never fuck with the banks. You can fuck with white people, but don't fuck with the banks. I'm going to put the kibosh on your whole operation if you fuck with the banks.


Unknown_01: I appreciate this one the most because it's real. You can look at the screen and see it and realize that it's not fake. That actually happened.


Unknown_01:  Because these guys, they might be faking for TikTok credit or whatever the fuck. But with that ATM one, it's actually obvious that that happened for real. It's much harder to fake.


1:50:26
Unknown_01: Cool. And then from that, there is actually a Reddit post.


Unknown_01: This is from rchildfree.


Unknown_01: And it says, this is old, but it's funny. Just found out about Rick and Morty. This hits home.  And again, this is an our child free. This is, I guess, Morty. I don't know if this is, I guess it's Rick, right? Cause he says I'm a pickle Rick, right? Maybe Rick is the other one. And this is Morty. Cause he's addressing Rick and he's saying, I am a pickle comma, Rick.


1:50:58
Unknown_01: I'm a pickle Rick. And then the name pickle Rick is actually a misnomer. Cause it's a pickle Morty.


Unknown_01: I think. I think that's how that works. Anyways, pickle Morty then says what people call love.  is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it fades slowly, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on soyans.


1:51:29
Unknown_01: Wise words from a cartoon character. Congratulations to Reddit to finding out this message.


Unknown_01:  Okay, that's it for real. Let's do the Reddit. No, not the Reddit. I just did the Reddit. Do the Super Berries, and yeah. I don't have an outro song picked, so I'm going to have to think about that while I read Super Chat.


1:52:04
Unknown_01: Cool. No Hurt, Mr. Metal for fives. This faggot gnoll better not forget my Super Chat again. Fuck you, bitch. I'll be back halfway through the stream. Don't you worry, I got you.


Unknown_01:  Sneeto for once says Chantel got mentioned on a 9 million sub channel. Yeah, I heard.


Unknown_01: He was basically doing like a prank and she didn't know who he was. So he just looked retarded. Uh, good luck. Oh, and we need an X appeal. Um,


Unknown_01:  I'm working on a special X appeal, I promise. I'm trying something a little bit different. It's a work in progress. GoodLuck742 says, Fuck yeah, walked in the door right as the stream came on, cracked open a beer, and my gang of cats are chilling on the couch listening. Hello, kitty cats. Meow meow.


1:52:37
Unknown_01: Congratulations on your impeccable timing.


Unknown_01:  Asian Tech Support for 100 says, how many months of buying out the Book of Enoch will this get me? I guess another month. We did September, October, and now November, right? Keep it up.


Unknown_01: I can finance myself on this anti-Enoch super chat wave.


1:53:12
Unknown_01: Thank you very much.


Unknown_01: Dcogs for one says, M.  Space Allen for 20 says, Ham Jam, metal like horns emoji. I didn't know that was even an emoji. And then Ham Jam. Thank you, Space Allen. Appreciate it. GoodLuck7 for one says, Vito doesn't have the neck to neck himself to begin with. He can always try. He can always try.


Unknown_01: Dcogs for one says, I. Ben Collins for 10 says, Total Enoch death. Thank you. I appreciate it.  Um, decogs for one says G decogs for one says G decogs for one says E and decogs for one says R. I wonder what that means, Jack. Can anyone help him out? Uh, purple teriyaki for 10 says here's my, here's $10 to buy mustard. English is my favorite.  Thank you. I will for sure buy some fucking mustard, bro. Don't you worry. That's where it's going. I promise.


1:53:51
Unknown_01: Kurt Eichenwald. Thank you, by the way. Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for five says glorious Kiwi Emperor. I was literally typing a super chat about the heart rate thing right as you started reading it. It was a profound moment of synchronicity and oneness with the universe. Well, you think I would leave you down? Do you think I would not know about heart rate related trivia? It did get posted in the forums right after all.


1:54:26
Unknown_01:  I don't know. And then a weird emoji. I don't know what the fuck that means. Do not imply negative things about me, okay?


Unknown_01:  DavidS877 for 25 says, I watched your Gamergate video and I have no idea what it was. I still have no idea what it was. Do you know, were any of the targets ever harassed in person like they feared?


1:55:06
Unknown_01: The closest that came, if I remember correctly...


Unknown_01:  was that Ethan Ralph went to a video game convention in wherever and took a picture of Brianna Wu at a talk and posted it on Twitter.


Unknown_01: I think it was Ralph. It might have been Sargon, but I'm pretty sure it was Ralph.  And then Brianna Wu saw this tweet, freaked out, and demanded that security throw Ralph out of the convention center. And they just said, well, we'll take him out of this one talk, but we're not going to throw him out of the convention.


1:55:43
Unknown_01: So I think that's it.


Unknown_01: I think that's the most harassment they actually got.


Unknown_01: Was it Ralph? I'm pretty sure it was Ralph, wasn't it?  That was one of his claims to fame was getting Brianna Wu, like recording the video of Brianna Wu freaking out reading his Twitter.


Unknown_07: It's either Ralph or Sargon, I can't remember.


Unknown_01: Oh, was it Sargon and Anita's Artesian?


1:56:16
Unknown_01: No, it was definitely Wu. It might have happened to both of them. I think Sargon might have confronted Anita at some point, but I think it was Ralph that got a picture of Brianna Wu and freaked him out.


Unknown_01:  Whatever, I don't give a fuck. It really does not matter. Gamergate, like I mentioned in the stream or the video, Gamergate was like a weird malaise of emotions, and it wasn't really like a thing that happened. So it definitely happened, and people were definitely impacted by it, but nothing really happened, if that makes sense. That's why it's like both simultaneously a real thing that people talk about and something that nobody can fucking understand that wasn't a part of it.


1:56:55
Unknown_01:  Eric George for 10. Thank you, by the way. Eric George for 10 was, what is the purpose of the phone number on your LinkedIn page? If someone called you to tell you the most handsome man on the internet, would you pick up?


Unknown_01: Call it and leave a message. Find out.


Unknown_01: For real, for real, no cap.


Unknown_01: Thank you. Moriori for 20 says, hi, Josh. I thought you mentioned a Git repo for QE previously on the podcast, but I can't find it. Also, don't know if you heard.


Unknown_01:  But apparently the EU gave 150,000 euros for the development of dust porn. I did hear that. That's quite sad.


1:57:26
Unknown_01: Remember to pay your taxes, good boys and girls.


Unknown_01: Okay, it was get.kiwifarms.net, but it has been down for literally years at this point. There's a couple things that I want to restore, but I just can't. I'm not in position to. And I've been trying to fix it, but I don't have time. And I know that sounds like a cop-out.  But I will get time soon. I promise. And when it happens, I'm going to fix shit. I have a long, long, long list of shit that I'm going to do when I can.


1:57:57
Unknown_01: Don't worry. I've not forgotten.


Unknown_01: Thank you. Chloe Nante for 10 says, agreeing with Eric's comics aren't very good. Noel and Riley can return to their previously firm friendship. The next parking lot arrest will be Josh. Next friendship will be Dick. Someday, Baldo.


Unknown_01:  The thing is, my review will just be a byproduct of the weird controversy. I don't understand the controversy itself. It's still fucking gay and retarded.


1:58:34
Unknown_01: Thank you, though.  The false copy of Sender for Once says, how much money do I have to give you to enter into a parasocial relationship with you like all these regular superchatters? Also, tell us your favorite blue cheese now. I don't really have a favorite blue cheese. I'm sorry. I do like blue cheese. I've warmed up to it, especially like grilled cheese sandwiches and stuff.


Unknown_01:  But I honestly don't have a favorite blue cheese. And $100 a day. Such you asked. That's nice. That's quaint. I'm glad you're in your favorite month, bro. It is nice that we're finally getting to fall, at least.


1:59:06
Unknown_01:  Sneedy Puss, for one, says, I hate how democracy is touted as the most important thing, when in reality it's become get as many black people to vote as possible. Yeah, we really need to define the demos of democracy. Demos means fucking everybody on the planet Earth, including people that don't like you and hate you and want you dead and murdered. It's not really a valuable concept. It's kind of like a fucking wreck.


1:59:41
Unknown_01:  Acolidante for five says, which do Brazilians want more, a state or a character limited blogging platform? We are about to find out. Well, you know what? If you don't have either, then why not make some noise?


Unknown_01: Honestly.


Unknown_01: Eleventh Circuit for two says, Sneed, Semper Tyrannos. I could not agree more.  Docs found for five says, what's the status on the thing you're trying to do in Tennessee? Email me back. I do have a long list of people that I need to get back in touch with regarding Tennessee. My my my inbox counter is like 11 right now. So I'm going to crush that at some point.


2:00:14
Unknown_01:  It's merchandise related. I think I've talked about this before. I want to set up a merchandising company in Tennessee. I looked into Florida, but Florida does not have as good protections for debanking stuff.


Unknown_01: You have to rely on the state, whereas in Tennessee you can actually sue. So I'm looking into doing that for real.


Unknown_01: Lucifer210410 says, China is based actually, and there's a link to iHypocrite, who is a fan favorite on this podcast.


2:00:57
Unknown_01:  And it is... Chinese entertainment giant accused of wanting bigger tits and no blacks in a film it funded. Chinese gaming and entertainment giant rumored to have something unusual rules for its content and splashes money on. From Tencent... Hey, that's what I'm saying. They know where the money's at. What's the point of fucking pretending? Xi Jinping ain't giving them money for dumb bullshit that doesn't return a profit. Tencent...


Unknown_01:  makes money, and then pays taxes. So it makes sense that they're going to try to make as much fucking money as possible without pushing any gay shit.


Unknown_01: By the way, we use Tencent for our DNS backbone, and Tencent has been resistant to Liz Fong Jones screaming at them in Chinese. Ha ha!


2:01:38
Unknown_01:  Ian calls them up and goes, Ching Chong, Bing Bong, Cyber Bowie, Ewoo. And they're like, ha ha, I do not give a single saboteury fuck. They pay me $15 a month for DNS, and that is more than you pay me. So eat shit, bitch. Eat shit, frag it.


Unknown_01:  Oh, I see our boy. I see our boy Xi Jinping in the chat. Big shout out. Can I put this on screen? Big. Oh, it looks fucked up when I do that. Big shout out to Xi Jinping out there. Happy to hear you're listening.


2:02:08
Unknown_01:  Anime sucks. Cope and Sneed, for one, says, I unironically decided I will be joining the Air Force. I want to fly a jet. It's in the character because I'm a furry. Pay is nice. Good opportunities and pension. GI Bill. Future president, by the way. Suffer.


Unknown_01: I mean, the Chair Force. Sure. Get the tax money. Sell your soul to Satan. Take the vax.


Unknown_01:  Anyway, sucks. Copen's name for forces. Oh, hi there. Sneedson T. He. I hope I'm not in your way. I'm not clicking that. And then he says, Josh, do you think I should edit the pink out? Or do you think it looks too realistic? Because fat women usually chafe up to their size. I don't fucking know, bro. So, you know, for one says you should have asked Phil what cheeses he likes.


2:02:39
Unknown_01: American, I think is probably what he'd say.


Unknown_01: The Kune for one says one of the million, one of God's chosen people.


Unknown_01:  I don't know what you're even referring to. I might have said something. I forgot.


Unknown_01: What's a feature creature? What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, yes, it is true that porn sick women are extremely fucking weird and usually autistic.


2:03:30
Unknown_01:  Docs found for five says black people crash out and go on shooting crime rampages when they reach a breaking point. White people shoot up schools, which is more respectable.


Unknown_01: Honestly, the black people shooting each other is more respectable by like a lot.


Unknown_01:  Uh, Sneedo for one, but also much more common. Sneedo for one says, Hey Josh, but where have the busted up Altima drivers when you get back to the States, if not enjoy hit and run Altima drivers, stalker child.


Unknown_01: Is Altima like a car brand? Is that like a black people? Is that like another black people euphemism? Like, uh, chase bankers, bank customers.


2:04:09
Unknown_01: Uh, Koya Dante for 15 says, Rick is a secret code used by members of the stalker cult, which wishes to kill my family and will soon enjoy prison. Uh,  No, psychiatrist, I will not take my meds. Get this straitjacket off me at once. That's pretty accurate. That sounds fucking insane when you put it that way, bro. Womp Womp Leet Elite for one says, what is your favorite KFC in Belgrade? Do you prefer white meat or dark meat?


Unknown_01: I like...


Unknown_01:  I mean, it's fried chicken, bro. It's white meat, usually. It's like, um... Honestly, I'm a simp for boneless chicken wings. The most basic bitch food. Boneless chicken wings are basically just chicken tenders for adults. Because they're, like, a little bit more textured and interesting. And actually use real meat instead of, like, mush.


2:04:49
Unknown_01: Arian Queen Generator for Five says, Friend of mine killed themselves. Please toast to strengthen the par-a-social relationship.  Now I'm all you've got. You have no choice.


Unknown_01: Cheers.


Unknown_01: That ting on the mic. Hold up.


2:05:21
Unknown_01: Let me try it on this side.


Unknown_01: There we go. That's a ting.


Unknown_01: I'm sorry to hear that if you're being serious. Patrick S. Tomlinson for 10 says ribs.


Unknown_01: Good point. I have no counter to that. Ribs are tasty.


Unknown_01:  Thank you. Uh, Steenberg, Stein Goldman for 20 says yesterday board day was labor day. I do believe you're true. Yesterday board day was a yesterday. Thank you. Steenberg, Stein Goldman, Rickenbacker pretenses with that guy out. I'll be showing some actual Bible verses. I'll start with one of my favorites. Okay, bro, you got to fucking link the Bible gateway or something to make this shit faster. Uh, and you have to make them like, make sure they're not just like a couple lines tops.  Okay, this is Psalms 112, 6-8. Surely the righteous will never be shaken. They will be remembered forever. They will have no fear of bad news. Their hearts are steadfast, trusting in the Lord. All caps, because they always write that in, like, little uppercase. Their hearts are secure. They will have no fear. In the end, they will look in triumph on their foes. True that. I believe that.


2:06:25
Unknown_01:  Much easier to understand, too, than that Enoch shit. Haramberger, for two, says, Something went wrong. Object reference was not set to instance of object. Nice try, guy. I'm not that dumb.


Unknown_01: TheLionKang, for one, says, Chirp BJams chirp. Thank you. Snito, for one, says, Mac Miller was the better Jew rapper anyways. BLP mid no cap pro. He's not just mid, he's all. BLP is one of the worst rappers I've ever heard ever for any reason. The weird cum gargling sounds he makes is fucking disgusting.  He puts no effort or enthusiasm into how he sings. He goes, That's why they call me boss man, because I keep it on the D-L. And it's like, that's not singing. There's no enthusiasm. There's no passion. There's no energy. At least with, like, fucking Little John. He goes, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.  And it's like, he sounds merry. He sounds happy when he's going, yay! It's like, oh, this man is at a party. He's partaking in some lean, perhaps, and he's enjoying himself. Good for him. I'm happy that he's here enjoying this party.


2:07:29
Unknown_01: That's not music. That's fucking shit. That's bad. It's not just like, not for me. It's like, that's fucking bad. It's objectively shit fucking music. I can at least understand people who like...  go to the club and then need, like, that bass to dance to and that rhythm and shit. Nobody's going to go to a club and dance to the... Chang Chong, Fat Tony. Like, that's not fucking music. It's really fucking... It's actually genuinely embarrassing that he would go out dressed as he does and try to start a music career with the level of, like...


2:08:02
Unknown_01:  of of energy he puts into his songs and the lyrics such that they are like how do you have the friggin audacity to even be in public like that little john i understand yay blp uh red eyes black dragon for two says just send black people to jail just because i think we already do i think  RonRugger42 says, your $40 fast cash is ready for withdrawal. Please enter your four-digit PIN into the rubble chat to verify your identity and complete the transaction.


2:08:51
Unknown_01: It's 0000. Nice try.


Unknown_01: Sneedapist41 says, what the fuck? The bank didn't give me free money? I thought this was reparations and shit.


Unknown_01: Basically. Also, I've thought on it, and I've decided that Gorgonzola is my favorite blue cheese. Thank you for asking.


Unknown_01:  The Lion King for once says, I wrote a check for your mom. Guess why? I don't know, bro. Because you bought a candle from her.


Unknown_01:  Koya Dante says, oh boy, $50 not to read Enoch for a month? I can't believe you'd give me $100 not to read Enoch for a month. A whole $200 to not read Enoch for just one month? I mean, it depends on how much he's going to pay me to read him. If he pays me $200 to read Enoch for a month, then I don't know. I guess I have to, unless someone pays me $250. That's how capitalism works, chat.


2:09:22
Unknown_01:  Champa Ralph for five says the white man's infinite money glitch is writing out a 49 cent check for milk I don't get it Yeah, I don't get it Sorry, I tried


2:10:10
Unknown_01:  Tetra Bags for $200 says, great stream. I hope chat has a happy week. You hear that chat? Tetra Bag wishes you a happy week. And I wish I could figure out what the fuck this joke was. I'm really reeling from it. Thank you, Tetra Bags. I appreciate them.


Unknown_01:  Vordier for 5 says, I don't have anything to say this week. I have 130 queues. And then there are 130 queues. I'll trust him on his counting.


Unknown_01: I'm assuming that's the character space that he had.


Unknown_01: Luciferio210 for 1 says, Emulation is the most correct way to play video games. Reject modernity. Return to before 2015. Bro, I have like an entire library of shit. Like before 2012. I have like a thing...


2:10:44
Unknown_01:  Um, I'd like a, like a six terabyte hard drive of shit. That's just all before when everything turned gay, I'm going to survive the apocalypse. Are you, uh, Sneedo for one says the horny fucking shit on the dustborne segment made me laugh my ass off. I'm happy to help.


Unknown_01: Uh, actually for one says retard rumble missed my pre-stream $20. Don't know. Please check the second to last Maddie thread.


2:11:19
Unknown_01:  Okay. I will.


Unknown_07: Did I not read this?


Unknown_07:  Did you? Oh wait, I see it.


Unknown_01: Okay. Hacksleet420 says, Hey Jewish, please shout out the KF Community Doom Project to anyone that would like to contribute. And then there's a tiny URL. Here's a demo of the assets so far.


2:11:52
Unknown_01: Is there like a link to the actual thread I can just show?


Unknown_01: Okay, chat, listen.


Unknown_07: Let me post this in chat.


Unknown_07: And then I will show you on the screen.


Unknown_01:  I need this fancy light. All you have to do is type in kiwifarms.net slash threads slash 187762. kiwifarms.net slash threads slash 187762. And then he says that there is a way to show you the assets.


2:12:26
Unknown_07: This is a KiwiFarms-like community project for Doom, I think.


Unknown_01:  You're implying Ralph would take that many shots to down? Oh no!


2:13:05
Unknown_01: A Trunella!


Unknown_01:  What is that in Doom?


Unknown_01: What is the, um... Are there, like, monsters that cling to the ceiling in Doom? I think the flaming skull, I think, is a reference to Tice Andrews, because he had a thing for, like, flaming skulls and stuff.


Unknown_01: Now that's a nice dog.


2:13:42
Unknown_01:  Is that in the game?


Unknown_01: I've literally never played Doom. So if I play this mod, which I will remind you is at this location. If I play this mod, it will be the first time I've ever played Doom. Is that the appropriate way to play Doom for the first time? I think I played the remake of Doom, but I didn't like... I haven't played the original.


Unknown_01:  Sit down, Bush. Okay, sorry that Rumble ate your Super Chat. You can't do it before the stream because I have to get my software set up or otherwise it's just lost.


2:14:16
Unknown_01:  uh lion king for one says british broadcasting channel and ben collins for 20 says no bible loopholes i don't even know what that means thank you though all right i feel like this was a good stream let's cut it off there um it's a good stream so i need a good outro song i think i have one in mind


Unknown_01:  It's a song that was taken... By the way, that Bish motherfucker who said that... What's the point of having a phone number on my LinkedIn? I did not call it. I just want to point that out, that he's a pussy-ass Bish.


Unknown_07: I don't know what this song is, but I favorited it. I'll look it up.


Unknown_01:  Oh, wait, one more.


Unknown_01: Colts for fives is how many months have 28 days? One. Sometimes. It's a weird question.


2:15:08
Unknown_01: There we go. This is a song that I favorited on my country playlist. So I'm actually not entirely sure what this is, but I'm playing it.  Okay, I will see you guys on Friday. Take it easy. Have a great week.


Unknown_01: Bye-bye.


2:15:48
Unknown_02: I remember what you told me Said drinking was unholy So Lord, can you point me to the creek


Unknown_02:  And I still keep her with me Tucked under all the memories Your voice echoing throughout those trees And through unfavored weather And holes in the leather These boots still covered in tar


2:16:29
Unknown_02:  I'm still praying to the heavens and hoping for them sevens But hope only gets a man so far away This game of life plays heavy on my heart And love is tough but loneliness is twice as hard And I'll carry that belt everywhere I go They say pressure makes diamonds, how the hell am I still


Unknown_02:  I've seen heaven without dying Met the devil without trying And they both seem to want to talk to me But I'm all out of luck now And my dreams aren't worth the buck How it's tough trying to land on my feet


2:17:34
Unknown_02:  Love is tough but loneliness is twice as hard I'll carry that belt everywhere I go They say pressure makes diamonds, how the hell am I still cold?


Unknown_02: Every day is getting colder since that day in October when you told me it was over


Unknown_02:  If you need me, well, I told you I'm on the better side of sober Trying to find a four-leaf clover to get me out of this mess This game of life plays heavy on my heart And love is tough, loneliness is twice as hard And I'll carry that bell everywhere I go And they say pressure makes diamonds


2:18:32
Unknown_02:  This game of life plays heavy on my heart And love is tough but loneliness tries as hard And I'll carry that battle everywhere I go They say pressure makes diamonds How the hell am I still cold?


Unknown_07:  That is a very abrupt end to that song.