0:01:26 Unknown_20: Many men wish death upon me. Blood in my eye, dog, and I can't see. I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be. And hitters trying to take my life away. I got the service that I'm working for popping at me. Clipped in the ear. Now are you gonna see? Sleepy better watch how you speak on me Cause I'll come and take your mic away Many men, billions Many, many, many, many men Some women too, killer wish death on me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Mercy on me I got the deep state, putting money on my head Go ahead and get your refund, dumb-dumbs, I ain't dead I'm about to paint the map red, in every state I put MAGA on my head to make America great Whole gang tried to beat me, but the rumors ain't stick Sleepy Drove tried to sleep me, but his shooters ain't shit Still standing right here, with my right ear clipped Fist up in the air, yeah, little bitch, you missed They want me out of the race, tryna cut off my legs But they slip, trip like Dro on Air Force One stairs They tried to Mandalay Bay me, JFK me Only thing they really did was make the crowd go crazy Many men, yeah, wish death upon me Blood in my eye, dog, and I can't see I'm tryna be what I'm destined to be And hitters try to take my life away Cut the service, they're murkin' for poppin' at me Clipped in the ear, now are you gonna see? Sleepy, better watch how you speak on me Cause I'll come and take your mic away Many men, and many, many, many men Wish death on me, Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more, have mercy on me 0:02:56 Unknown_11: Hello, chat. I don't know if you guys know this, but the president of the United States of America, or the former one, maybe the future one, was shot at by a gun. Dun, dun, dun. Who do we blame for this? Do we blame the left? Do we blame guns? Find out at the exciting conclusion of this election, I guess. Unknown_11: There are two things I don't like about that intro song. It's quite good, but there's two things I don't like about it. 0:03:44 Unknown_11: First of all, they replaced the word niggas with hittas, which is incorrect. It's niggas wanna kill me. Second of all, they omit a line from the original, which is really good. I will play it for you now. Unknown_27: Did I miss it? I think this is it. I thought I had timestamps, and I don't. 0:04:17 Unknown_11: No, I did skip it. Unknown_27: Oh wait, here we go. Yeah, okay, I did fuck it up, my bad. This is the part. Unknown_27: Okay, here it is. This is the line. 0:04:54 Unknown_11: I always liked how he delivered that line. Why you want me to die, homie? It's so raw. It's like he actually means it. He's confused. You would turn your gun on me, a homie? I can't believe this. What treachery. What foul play. Unknown_11: What spineless behavior. I am both equal parts hurt and shocked and angered by your craven depravity. Unknown_11: Anyways, that's aside the point. This is another episode of Josh Reviews Rap Music. 50 Cent apparently was completely elated by the news that Trump had been shot at. 0:05:28 Unknown_11: He thought that was really awesome, so I think he played that song at a concert and dedicated it to Trump, which is funny. I have an article similarly related to that. There's so many entangled threads in this episode of Mad at the Internet that if I were to just bounce around, I'd lose my train of thought. Unknown_11: So let's start with the obvious. Unknown_11: There was a would-be assassin who fired bullets at Donald J. Trump. Let's take a look at the footage. 0:06:05 Unknown_18: He's looking, by the way. His head is turned to look at a giant, enormous printout. Unknown_11: of the rate of immigration versus, let's call it a flame chart, the rate of immigration versus the rate of illegal immigration, showing tens of millions of illegal immigrants. So his head is turned to look at this graph. Unknown_18: That chart's a couple of months old. And if you want to really see something that's said, take a look at what happened. 0:06:38 Unknown_11: I knew the very second that I, that when I saw this footage, when he flinched, Unknown_11: That way he freezes and grabs himself like you would with a bug bite. If you watch any footage of people getting shot, that's just how they react. Unknown_11: Apparently the human body's reaction to being shot is like profound confusion where you just like freeze up and like, what the fuck is that? Unknown_11: Not too dissimilar from a bug bite. When I saw that, I'm like, that is a real gunshot. He got shot, and it's hard to tell from this angle. But this is the footage that got shared around. I was concerned that it might have been in the neck, because he is grabbing the side of his head where, you know, possibly his neck. 0:07:14 Unknown_11: No, it's his ear. And then he hits the ground. Unknown_11: Everybody hits the ground. He gets covered in bodies. There's confusion, screaming, anarchy. Unknown_11: All sorts of memes about this. I'm just going to gloss over it on the broadest terms. Unknown_11: The way I do these streams, especially when there's something very contemporary like this happening, is I just try to set the... Because I do my streams late, you know what I mean? So this happened on Saturday. It's already been out for a couple days now. Everyone's kind of processed it, and there's not really too much I can add to one of the most significant political events of our lifetimes, right? So I can only kind of lay what we already know on the ground and serve as a basis for future viewers or listeners going through the archives and think like, oh, so that's how it was at the moment. 0:07:51 Unknown_11: It was immediately obvious that this was an assassination attempt, which makes some of the other things I'm about to show you really funny or depressing, depending on how you want to look at it. And it kind of, I think, cemented in a lot of people's minds, like, yeah, there's no way that we can peacefully resolve the incongruences of the American people. At this point in time, it's sort of just decided it's over. We're gonna continue this charade a little bit longer until everybody is ready set about how we want this to go down But I think I think nobody nobody's like oh Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna one day wake up and you know People are all gonna be on the same page again, and we're all gonna be happy happy and happily ever after I think this is kind of like yeah, it's not even like a surprise just like yeah, okay for sure we got it now 0:09:13 Unknown_11: So in Oh, I do need the news hamster. This is a very very the news hamster needs to be here for this shocking event So There's that Hamster ready hamster observing hamster. Sorry the hamster was uh, he didn't like to see he doesn't like to see violence So he didn't want to see the gunshots, but now we're past that so he was rushed offstage Unknown_11: I don't have this footage because it's not really that important that you see it, I guess. But there was a sniper that was positioned overlooking the roof. And this conference or this rally was held at a venue that had only one roof that overlooked it. So there was only one potential place that a sniper could reasonably, without entering the convention, get to, to shoot at the president. 0:09:50 Unknown_11: Apparently this young man who is severely autistic looking scaled a ladder and then a police officer a regular police officer Confronted him and this guy pointed a gun at him and the police officer was like, oh, okay I guess I don't want to be shot. So he left that's what I've heard. I don't know if that's true then the sniper crawled across a roof and the Secret Service agent on the opposing roof is dead-ass fucking staring at him the entire time. Witnesses saw that he was crawling along his belly in obvious sight. I just imagine that you're a sniper and you're sitting there on the roof and you see this guy Crawling across the only roof that could possibly shoot the president and he has a gun in his hand or something suspicious looking You're thinking like is he gonna shoot at the president? What's he doing over there? And that's literally what happened and apparently I mean you could infer based on the situation that he was not permitted to fire to protect the president for whatever reason and This person was not given authorization to shoot first and neutralize this threat that was very blatantly just sneaking up on them in plain fucking sight. So that's a little bit confusing. And then as soon as the shots rang out, the sniper killed him. 0:11:22 Unknown_11: That's bullshit, that's a complete lie. Bro, you can literally see this guy staring at him, and there were witness accounts that he was crawling across the room. Unknown_11: So that is one theory. And keep in mind, this is a current event. So this is just how it looks, you know. Obviously, we have to trust the science and trust the government and trust that the Secret Service is going to conduct a true and honest, thorough audit of what happened and how this could have happened and so on and so forth. 0:12:05 Unknown_11: But from current situations, it looks like they just were afraid to shoot. And then that almost cost Donald Trump his life. Unknown_11: Let's see. What is that? Here's how they handled it. My question now, when I saw this in real time, I was thinking, oh my God, this is just like Star Wars. This is Dragonfire Don. I think based on that name that this is a guy who actually supports Trump. He's just retarded because he posts on Reddit. So he says, Unknown_11: Fuck, this feels so eerily like Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith. 0:12:41 Unknown_11: This has to be a Palpatine quote, I imagine. So it says, the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. I honestly hope that Trump isn't going to become someone like Emperor Palpatine. Unknown_11: CNN had different words for this their Statement was Trump falls down on the ground falls to the ground one stage at rally unclear What is happening it took now? Okay, so everyone saw this and it's like you can you can hear the gunshots, bro. There's not there's no Lack of clarity what the fuck is happening with this. I found those archives by the way, thanks to Snopes and Fact check, did CNN publish headline, secret service rushes to Trump offstage after he falls at rally? The answer, it's true. Now the context is that CNN was doing their journalistic due diligence and ensuring that their facts were straight before reporting to the American public that Donald Trump was almost assassinated. That's how they contextualize being fucking sloppy and shitty. 0:13:58 Unknown_11: But here's the fun part down here. Unknown_11: So they explain the timeline of how they publish this as soon as it happens and we don't know what the fuck's happening And then they clarify it is the ethical responsibility the news coverage Okay, OBS is Reese reestablishing I don't think that um Elon Musk likes my my Star Wars guy voice 0:14:36 Unknown_11: Okay, sorry, it's recovering. I lost my uplink for a second. Unknown_11: Hello chat. Okay, let's continue. Unknown_11: Okay, this is the best part about this, by the way. The subheading remained for roughly two more hours before CNN's team changed it to remove the reference of the president following. So, it took them two hours to confirm what was immediately obvious to absolutely fucking everyone. You can't tell me that there was not like a boardroom, all hands on deck meeting to determine 0:15:12 Unknown_11: How they were gonna try to spin this like emergency emergency Trump almost murdered. What do we do? Unknown_11: You got mr. Shacklestein raises a hand says, uh, do we lie about it? Can we just say that? Um, it didn't happen. Oh Like, no, no, man, there's witnesses, and it was all livestreamed and shit. And Mr. Goldberg raises his hand and says, why don't we make this about guns and gun safety? Can we make it about gun safety? And he's like, OK, we'll do that. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. And then Mr. Silverberg, obviously, also interjects and says, well, what if we make it a combination? Because of something Trump did, he slipped and felled. We can roll with that and say, 0:15:50 Unknown_11: Let's say that it was his fault somehow and then they decided against that like, okay Let's just cover it and then let's hardline this to about guns and about mental health and about a Democracy, that's it. And that's how it continued This was by the way live coverage I think from CNN regarding the assassination attempt, let's take a listen to what they have to say Unknown_22: Donald Trump and the people around him perceive themselves to be under threat. And that's all that matters. That is, that is not legitimate. That is wrong. Um, you hear the screens from the audience. People are terrified. 0:16:24 Unknown_11: It's really low quality clip. Unknown_11: Um, so yeah, the, the real, the real danger here is that people are going to be galvanized to vote for Trump. Unknown_11: What kind of people? Well, let's just refer to them as the 50 cent demographic. Will surviving gunfire be Donald Trump's next appeal to black voters on Forbes? This article I hunted down and I archived this. People screen capped it, but I, um, it was taken down so quickly, but it was still in the Google search results for the name. So then I pulled up the archive on the way back machine and then I archived that. So now we have a real copy of this that I, um, have a triple quadruple archive. 0:16:56 Unknown_11: Shots were fired at a Trump campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. The former president narrowly escaped. He emerged bloody, but fortunately not critically injured. Quote, President Trump thanks law enforcement and force responders, blah, blah, blah. Will Trump sees the apparent assassination attempt against him as an opportunity to meaningfully address the epidemic of gun violence in America? Will he deem unacceptable the dangers to which citizens are exposed as they go to schools? 0:17:29 Unknown_11: Butler is less than an hour north of Pittsburgh. It isn't an urban center, but many big cities where the largest numbers of black Americans reside have long been plagued with inexcusably high levels of gun violence. Unknown_11: FBI data shows that black people in Pittsburgh are 14 times more likely to die by gun homicide than, uh, 0:18:11 Unknown_11: than are whites, okay that's just a clumsy sentence, than whites, I think it's whites are, than whites are in the place affectionately known as the Steel City. Why do they write like this, journalists? You can just say like, black people are 14 times more likely to get shot than white people. But when a journal of our types says, people in Pittsburgh are 14 times more likely to die by gun homicide than all whites in the place affectionately known as the Steel City. Like, you can't just write that like a fucking normal sentence. Like, 14 times, that's the number. Pittsburgh, that's the city. We gotta make this shit fucking gay. 0:18:50 Unknown_11: On the other side of the Commonwealth, Philadelphia gun homicide rate was 30.8 fatalities. Dude, that's like Panama City levels of violence. Unknown_11: Blacks comprise the city's single largest racial group that are five times more likely to die by gunfire than are whites. Milwaukee, where this year's Republican National Convention is being held, has the sixth highest homicide by firearm rate in the nation. There, blacks are 6.7 times more likely to be shot and killed than whites are. Unknown_11: The best part about this? 0:19:27 Unknown_11: Look at this. Sean Harper is the author. This guy... Let me, um, pull up his profile. Cause the real fuckin' punchline here is the, uh, is the, is the, the, um, his, his, like, title. Sean Harper, former contribut- FORMER CONTRIBUTOR?! HE CONTRIBUTED THIS LIKE THREE DAYS AGO! ARE YOU- IS HE FIRED? ! have you let the have they fired this guy because of this article he literally just posted this why is he a former contributor oh my god another home another jobless black man fired by racist 0:20:06 Unknown_11: Um, diversity, equity and inclusion author. And, uh, this, this article, by the way, it's just fucking gone now in case you're curious. Is he seriously just fired? I'm, I'm, I'm actually really curious. I want to go into the way back machine and save this as former, like. Unknown_13: Oh my God. No. What is this? Unknown_13: Access denied? Don't you fucking access deny me. 0:20:46 Unknown_13: Is the way back machine just blocked? What is this? Okay, here on the 23rd of July, 2022. Well, that's way too far back. Unknown_13: No, wait, this is July 10th, 2024. Unknown_11: And it says contributor. And then after July 10th, with his last article being diss track season was ultimately good for hip hop culture and business. The only other article he possibly could have written in the two days after that. is this one about will black people vote for donald trump now because he got shot and now he's a former contributor they legit straight up fucking fired my homie because he wrote an article saying that black people are more likely to vote for a white guy that's been shot at because they relate to it forbes Dropped this fucker like a hot potato and deleted his article Look because you can even see the latest article that they still have up is the diss track season was ultimately good for hip-hop culture and business So the only other article that he's written for sure is this one and they fired Can I open like his LinkedIn and see his history like does it say July 2024 0:21:34 Unknown_11: Oh, I can't see his profile without being signed in. That is really funny. That's a live Maddie fact for everybody, okay? Unknown_11: That's... Sorry brother, you flew too close to the sun with that one. Unknown_11: I respect the journalism though. Unknown_11: Um... Unknown_11: So this is the victim, just to give you an idea. There were people that died. The guy that fired, Ms. Trump, but he's in a crowded auditorium. So two people died. One of them is this guy. 0:22:27 Unknown_11: Corey Comperator. Unknown_11: And the family, this is why it says, yesterday time stopped and when it started again, my family and I were living in a real life nightmare. What was supposed to be an exciting day that we had all looked forward to, especially my dad turned to the most traumatizing experiences someone could imagine. This is his daughter. Unknown_11: So that's him, 50-year-old man, likes hunting, has kids, likes to go fishing. It's a nice bass he's got there. And I don't want to read through his whole obituary. He's like a real person. He's not like a crazed asshole. He's not a crazed gunman. He just gets shot in the random. So now we're going to skip. I don't usually do this. I segregate my news and my cows and my trunes and my sector into little areas. 0:23:00 Unknown_11: But we're going to skip. Unknown_11: And say hello to, oh that's the wrong one, Destinee. Unknown_11: I'm honestly conflicted how I feel about this shooting, but we'll chat about the stream tomorrow. So he went on a tweet spree. He tweeted hundreds of dumbass fucking posts, and I think that, 0:23:33 Unknown_11: until Elon Musk personally stepped in and banned him for a mere 12 hours. His longest time between tweets was like five minutes or something? Like he stayed up for three days doing uppers because he's like a hardcore Adderall junkie. By the way, stop sending me drug suggestions. I was fucking joking. I don't need to know what drug to take. I'm not going to start crushing Adderall and snorting it like Destiny because this is apparently the result. I'm already mentally fucking ill. I don't need help. 0:24:08 Unknown_11: But he went on a massive drug-induced tweet spree where he kept saying that this guy deserved to die. Unknown_11: Let me clarify. When I say conflicted, what I mean is that I lean toward seeing it as a natural extension of the thing that Trump and the MAGA kids support, though I don't think having much sympathy about the attempt enough to chastise people celebrating it. Unknown_11: I'm sorry but soy raging over this when conservatives have been unhinged for the past 8 years is beyond fucking stupid. I'm way the fuck over it. 0:24:44 Unknown_11: They reap what they sow and I'm here to watch the harvest. Oh my god. Unknown_11: Oh my god, someone ring the soyjack about white eloquence. Unknown_11: We have a white person talking like motherfucking Sephiroth on X.com. Sound the alarm. What if a cool black person read this? What if Sean Harper read this? He'd fucking cringe at this. That's not allowed. That's not a direct quote from a socialist podcaster. 0:25:20 Unknown_11: Um, he basically just tweeted about this guy and said that he's glad he's dead. And he got banned for 12 hours. Elon Musk personally banned him for 12 fucking hours for saying that this guy who didn't do any fucking thing besides vote for Trump and attend a rally deserved to get shot because he was the enemy. I remind you that my theory, oh this is another tweet that I picked out. If we learn anything today, I hope it's realizing the importance of principles I've stressed many times on stream before. Having a firearm means it's absolutely nothing if you don't spend time with the range practicing with it. So he's basically just saying it's a shame that the guy missed. So I hope everyone takes that advice to heart. Do you have a gun? If yes, or if no, why the fuck not? If yes, do you have range time with it? Could you land a shot on Destiny in a self-defense situation? What if Destiny and a crowd of trannies were coming at you? Would you be able to defend yourself in that situation? Because Destiny thinks it's real fucking funny. Destiny thinks it'd be funny if you got shot. 0:25:53 Unknown_11: And I think it's worth, I want to reiterate my, sorry, let me re-plug in my box real quick. 0:26:31 Unknown_13: Sorry, my audio was real fucked up for some reason. Unknown_11: I'm going to play this in the background. I'll just, I'll just leave this and then can I loop this? I'll just let it play and then I'll replay it as necessary. So this guy, Destiny's a multimillionaire and he has multiple kids that he's not involved in and he's lost multiple wives to like losers, like random black guys and losers. Um, Unknown_11: Destiny's life though is extremely comfortable. And the thing is, is that there is no reality in this world or in any timeline where Destiny could be Destiny and not Steve Bunnell, except this one. He, before becoming a Starcraft streamer, Was a carpet cleaner this guy cleaned rugs. He has no education. He has no experience He has no real-world value if you were trying to if you were a socialist Commissar And you were trying to find a job for destiny to do that would actually create economic value to the commune You would have this motherfucker cleaning carpets again because that's the only literally the only qualification he has 0:27:12 Unknown_11: So I'm sure he's cleaned a couple of carpets that he wouldn't talk about on stream. That would be disgusting. That would be like a Matt Jarbo tier carpet cleaning. He still cleans carpets in unsavory situations. 0:27:45 Unknown_11: But it's only through the current economic setup, where the United States sits on top, where entertainment and faffing about politics is an actual service that people will pay willingly for, that permits destiny to be destiny. Unknown_11: In any other timeline, where the U.S. could not just print money and steal it from the banks of our allies that use it as a reserve currency, in no other environment could he be destiny. 0:28:23 Unknown_11: I love that face. Suffer man. This is a guy that's so filled with like internal anger and how it's like with the rape victim. Um, like guys that get raped become like gay pedophiles because gay, like when you, when a guy is raped, they like lose power. I don't know. I guess it's probably the same for women, but they redirect that anger differently. Like gay pedophiles take it out on, Unknown_11: like people their own age when they were molested, um, to regain control, that sense of control that they lost. And that's like destiny. It's like he lives in this world, in this hell of his own design, being humiliated constantly. 0:29:01 Unknown_11: And he's lost power over his life, even though he has the money, even though he has the influence, he's still just known as a cuckold that he can't even pay women to tolerate for any length of time. So he just goes on X and says, Hey, Unknown_11: This guy that had a family and could catch bass and be happy. I'm glad he's dead because he voted differently than me. That's destiny in a nutshell. 0:29:34 Unknown_13: Pretty fucking sad chat. Unknown_13: So, um, Unknown_11: Mozilla if you're using mainline Firefox, you should switch off to something else. That's more privacy oriented I'm not gonna show out any specific browser But there are various privacy guides and privacy tools Websites out there that will give you a rundown of privacy oriented browsers, but mainline Firefox is compromised and 0:30:10 Unknown_11: And a recent release, they've added an option that allows quote unquote good advertisers, which is not there's no such thing. All advertisers are scum. All advertisers will burn in hell. Everybody involved in the advertising industry is scum of the fucking earth. Unknown_11: those fucking data aggregators that sell your information around are scum and would be in jail if they existed in Europe or any other country that has like data privacy laws, but Unknown_11: Firefox has disabled privacy by default, basically, and this is an article by Jonah Aragon on privacyguides.org, which is one of those good websites, by the way. I know there's some contention between privacytools.io and privacyguides.org, but either of those sites are fine for the average person. If you go to privacyguides.org and look at browsers, you'll see some suggestions for browsers to switch to. 0:30:55 Unknown_11: But he explains basically how Firefox has backdoored their browser to allow Fingerprinting cookies so that Facebook ads are more relevant to you and shit like that Which is a huge betrayal Firefox like Should exist is shit. Basically. It only exists as an alternative to Chrome if you don't know this I'll give you a brief rundown of 0:31:35 Unknown_11: You have basically two browsers. Every flavor browser that you think of is actually not a browser. It's like it takes a engine and it adds some functionality to it, but they're basically all the exact same thing. There used to be something called the browser wars where you had Unknown_11: Internet Explorer, and Firefox, and Netscape, and Safari, and I think Chrome even back then. They all had different engines. They were all different browsers, and they all rendered things a little bit differently, which was a pain in the ass as a web developer, but it gave people a lot of choice in regards to what browser they used. Nowadays, there are literally two. There are two mainstream browsers. There is WebKit and WebKit-based browser, which includes basically everything. Internet Explorer, Chrome, Brave, Safari, mobile browsers, they all use WebKit. 0:32:16 Unknown_11: And then there's Gecko. That is what Firefox uses. Chrome, Google, owns Chrome, obviously. But Google also pays Firefox millions of dollars a year, tens of millions of dollars a year to support its development. Why would Google do that? Why would Google support its own competition? And the answer is, is that Firefox sucks. It's not as good as Chrome and it's full of gay retard trainings that don't pose any ideological threat to Google. And if Firefox went under, 0:32:52 Unknown_11: it would cost Google way more money to fight an antitrust lawsuit from the SEC in the same way that Microsoft had an antitrust lawsuit in the 1990s. Unknown_11: In general, Firefox only exists because if it didn't exist, Google would own how the internet is rendered. 0:33:32 Unknown_11: The integration between the W3 Unknown_11: And which drafts the design specs by how web pages are rendered. And Google is so interwoven with basically no middlemen, no third parties. Google just says, we want this feature so that we can make shit work and be less open and less free. We want to make it easier so that you can't bypass ads. We want to fuck with you as the consumer's heart as possible. And they say to the W3, oh, well, we need DRM built into browsers. We need an HTML5 specs that supports DRM and all sorts of anti-freedom shit. It makes it easier to track who you are. And the W3 just says, OK, here's your RFC. It's passed. 0:34:06 Unknown_11: Because who else is going to vote in this? You have an RFC. And who are the major parties? Google, that's it. And then Firefox. Well, guess who pays Firefox? Google. Unknown_11: So they basically just get to design the Internet exactly how they want to and how they want to design their Internet is to your disadvantage. Unknown_11: So Google continues to be malicious, evil, and stupid, and Firefox is exactly the fucking same, which is a shame. We all lose because the internet is smaller, more centralized, and more gay, gay, and dead, and retarded, and full of fucking trannies and retards. And the billionaires that run things put these retard fucking trannies in positions where they can just churn them out for content and then actually run things so that they stay rich forever. That's basically how it goes. 0:34:48 Unknown_13: Brave is also just a chrome fork, by the way. Unknown_11: Meanwhile, also in California, Elon Musk, while banning Destiny for 12 hours for celebrating the death of a real person, while banning me permanently for saying that, 0:35:28 Unknown_11: I can't wait for boomers to die naturally of natural causes over time permanently has decided that because California passed a law saying that is now illegal for any faculty at a school to tell a transitioning transgender child's parents that they are transitioning, i.e. it is now illegal for a school faculty member to out a quote-unquote trans child to their own parents. Unknown_11: Elon is now moving X to Austin, I believe, from San Francisco. So congratulations, Texas. You're becoming a little bit more full of fucking retard faggots from California. I hope you're happy. Unknown_11: It's gonna suck when Texas turns blue. It's gonna happen. 0:36:21 Unknown_11: It might happen, I think by 2028, it probably will be blue forever, and that'll just be the end of everything. Unknown_13: Sojover. And then Microsoft laid off a DEI team. I wanna see the email. Unknown_13: This happened right before I went live. Unknown_13: I'll just read the article. Unknown_11: Microsoft laid off an internal team focus on diversity, equity, and inclusion. A team leader blasted the company for a lack of investment in these efforts. Quote, true system change work associated with DEI programs everywhere are no longer business critical or as smart as they were in 2020. 0:37:00 Unknown_11: A leader of the team wrote an email sent to thousands of employees, which was viewed by Business Insider. The email says the team was eliminated because of, quote, changing business needs as of July 1st. It's unclear how many employees were affected. Unknown_11: The team leader, whose identity BI has confirmed, did not immediately respond for a request to comment. Many technology companies, including Microsoft, made commitments to improve diversity efforts after the 2020 murder of George Floyd. Bro. 0:37:37 Unknown_11: The gift that just keeps on fucking giving. Motherfucker walks into a store and tries to buy a fucking banana high on fentanyl using a counterfeit $20 bill with a probation for punching a pregnant woman and now Microsoft has a team of people devoted to making their company retarded. That is the actual direct line follow through from point A to point fucking B. Monkey die, buying banana, stolen money. To point B, everything is worse. Literally every facet of our fucking existence is less good than it used to be. It's like a butterfly flapping its wings, but instead of a butterfly flapping its wings, it's a black man shaking, having a seizure in public because he's high on drugs. 0:38:10 Unknown_11: In 2020, Microsoft pledged to double the number of Black leaders within the company. By 2025, the company's progress on this pledge is also unclear. Despite those commitments, many technology companies have appeared to retreat somewhat from diversity efforts. Zoom laid off a DEI-focused team earlier this year. Bloomberg reported Google and Medicaid also cut DEI programs last year, according to CNBC. Our D&I commitments remain unchanged, and Microsoft spokesperson Jeff Jones said in a statement. Our focus on diversity and inclusion is unwavering and we are holding a firm on our expectations, prioritizing accountability. 0:38:46 Unknown_11: That means fucking nothing. What a fucking robot. Jeff Jones is a fucking robot. You could literally pull back the skin on his back to reveal a control panel, and then you could just take a USB stick with nothing but PDFs of Mein Kampf, and you could stick that in, and he would just start throwing up Hitlergrußes and screaming in German. This guy's a fucking machine. He has no soul, he has no brain, just a computer program designed to spit out retard bullshit. 0:39:35 Unknown_11: This motherfucker, Jeff Jones, Jeff Jones, you're on notice. You're gonna get replaced. You're gonna get replaced by a guy whose initials are LLM, as in Language Learning Model. You're gonna have a Levi, what's another L name? That's a hard one to pick up L names. Unknown_11: And you know what? Let's see. Let's do it, just, wait, I don't need to copilot. 0:40:11 Unknown_13: Oh, it knows exactly what I want, great, excellent. Unknown_13: Let's see. Unknown_13: Please come up with some names for a Microsoft spokesperson whose initials are LLM. Unknown_11: Oh, I'm signed out. God damn it. It worked last time. Why'd I get fucked this time? Unknown_13: Maybe if I could go to the other browser. 0:40:43 Unknown_11: It changes depending on my VPN I think like if the VPN has a higher reputation that day I don't have to sign in and then Other days I do have to sign in which sucks I'm getting fucked around with getting fucked around with chat. Unknown_13: I have it on my phone Let me ask Unknown_13: I am, I am curious because I want, I want to, I want to prove my point. That's important. Co-pilot. Unknown_13: Then we will commit to this bit until the bitter fucking end chat. What's going to happen here? Unknown_13: Quitters never win. Quitters never prosper. Unknown_11: Bing. Unknown_11: Hey, you're back. Good to see you again. What can I help you with today? 0:41:36 Unknown_11: Well, co-pilot, since you asked, we're trying to replace, uh, what's a stupid fucking name again? Unknown_13: Jeff Jones. Sure. Here are a few suggestions for a Microsoft spokesperson with the initials LLM. Unknown_11: It just gives me the middle name L full middle. Unknown_13: Come on now. Unknown_13: Like, it gives me Liam L. Morgan. 0:42:07 Unknown_11: Oh, here we go. Liam Lucas Morgan. Lila, oh, it could be a woman, Chad. That would up the DEI points to get a female LLM. Unknown_11: Lila Luis Martinez. Ah Hispanic woman. Ah, great idea co-pilot great idea Logan Lee Mitchell Lena Lauren McCarthy Lucas Liam Mason, I think that Leah Luis Martinez is the is the pick here you get uh, you get her doing your statements and you know, nobody's gonna question her because she's a empowered woman of color and 0:42:41 Unknown_11: You probably can write your spokesperson statements in Spanish, too. Isn't that nice? Thank you. I look forward to seeing your statements from LLM in the future, chat. No Lilith? Sorry. Unknown_11: We cut the DEI out of Microsoft, so now Copilot doesn't suggest Liliths, okay? And there's no Liliths that are gonna be given spokesperson statements from Microsoft anymore. Unknown_11: Maybe if the DEI was still around, we'd have a couple, but nah, not anymore. Unknown_13: Speaking of, by the way, Lilith Lovett, coincidentally, Sneeds requested this. 0:43:25 Unknown_11: If you don't know, Lilith Lovett also sometimes goes by the name Short Fat Otaku's Butt Plug. Unknown_11: He had a very spicy take in regards to an innocent man being shot as a bystander of a political rally. He says, in the depths of, there's over, there's a ray of we are so back. Unknown_11: And here we have a poor person of color saying it's over, Trump is going to win now. Then from a Kumar watch to Mercy says, the gunman is a registered Republican. Yay, he's a registered Republican. So this guy, I didn't talk much about the shooter because there's not much known about him. But what we do know is that he's registered as Republican in Pennsylvania, but he's also a member of like every Antifa organization surrounding Pennsylvania. 0:44:03 Unknown_11: And if you don't know, this is kind of hard to explain for, I think, foreigners. Unknown_11: In the United States, nobody can stop you from voting for whoever you want. So during the general election, which is when the federal government gives you a ballot and says, who's going to be the president of the United States? Unknown_11: Who are you directing the delegate vote for Pennsylvania to go to for this election? Nobody can stop you from voting for whoever you want. You can vote for Mickey Mouse, you can vote for Saddam Hussein, you can vote for Hitler, you can vote for Christian, or you can vote for one of the two people who are actually going to win. 0:44:38 Unknown_11: So, nobody can stop you from voting. As long as you're registered to vote, you can vote for whoever you want to. However, the parties are private entities, and they have their own internal elections to decide who the candidate is going to be. So, it has become a game in the United States that you register for the party that you don't care about, and then you vote for the candidate you think is least likely to win. 0:45:15 Unknown_11: The closest analogy I can come up with is you're at a table of people playing craps And bossman Jack is there and he's screaming and you're sick of them So you're gonna vote you're gonna put your bets on the don't pass go or don't don't bar There's a there's a bet where you bet against the table that makes you an asshole and people don't like you when you bet on it So you're playing craps and you're betting against the other people who are actually trying to win That's basically what they do. So this guy is a registered Republican, but the reason why he's a registered Republican is because he's trying to vote for people besides Donald Trump because he thinks that the Democrats will have a better chance of winning if he doesn't win. Unknown_13: Do I have a gambling problem? Unknown_11: The pass line, don't, yeah, it's like, you put your money on the pass line, and then the way that craps work, just in case you don't know how craps work, because my analogy is butchered. You're at a table, everyone puts their bets down, and they roll the dice. I think if it's a one or seven, you win money. 0:46:14 Unknown_11: and they will roll the dice over and over and over again. And if you have a bet on the pass line, as long as they don't hit like, um, maybe it's seven and 11. As long as you don't hit those two numbers, it's two numbers. I forget which ones you make money. There is another bet, which is the opposite, um, where it wipes the table out, but you, you win your bet. So if you bet on that, um, anti-bet, you're an asshole and everyone fucking hates you at that table. But that's what they're doing here. That's how they vote. 0:46:48 Unknown_11: Um, Unknown_11: A lot of people made fun of him for being a gross tranny. Sincere question, why are you nervous about regarding a Trump victory? The Supreme Court, Project 2025, the increasingly hateful rhetoric against trans people from the right we've seen in the past few years. Unknown_11: Let me be the first to say I've hated trannies. I've always fucking hated trannies. I hated trannies when they were a meme on Tumblr in 2013. I hated trannies when they started getting into tech jobs. I hated trannies before Trump was running. I hated trannies more than Trump when he was running. I have always hated them and I hate them more than literally anyone else on this fucking planet. I could not possibly hate you more for no reason other than how you fucking behave than I do right now. And Donald Trump, I swear to God, had had 0% of how much I fucking hate you. And if you think otherwise, you are delusional. People don't hate trannies because of Trump, because Trump said so. People hate trannies because you act like fucking retards all the fucking time every fucking day. You are so gross. You are so insufferable. You're intolerable. Nobody wants to work with you. Nobody wants to be around you. Nobody wants to talk to you except gross goon clowns like fucking short fat otaku who want to fuck you. That's it. That's all of it. And women who feel bad for you. That's the totality of people who tolerate trannies. You're useful fucking idiots. Pharmaceutical patients for life. Everybody else, everybody else, we just don't like you. Simple as. 0:48:30 Unknown_11: Second bet. Unknown_11: And the Righteous Republic asked, you're vaccinated, aren't you? Probably. I don't even think that this idiot is in the U.S. Aren't they like from Taiwan? Are they in the U.S.? Go home! White people go home! Taiwanese people go home! Unknown_11: Also, ADF. 0:49:01 Unknown_11: I feel like I mentioned ADF so infrequently that I feel like I kind of have to like recap who he is, but it's so exhausting to recap ADF. ADF is like an ultra old school locale from like the Chris-chan era. Unknown_11: When Chris just started to get kind of stale, people were like, hey, we need another Chris-chan. And ADF was the person that a lot of people tried to prop up. Unknown_11: If you have ever seen a montage image of like cringe communist, you are guaranteed to find at least one picture of ADF in that image because he was like a Mao simp like in the early 2000s. And there are really embarrassing pictures of him dressed in like a Chinese communist garb. with the quotations of Chairman Mao Zedong in his hand. And that image is super famous, because he looks absolutely fucking retarded in it. But I've seen image montages of communist cringe pictures that have two or three pictures of ADF in it, because he's continued at this for 10 years, and he looks completely different now, because he's truned out. So you get three different pictures of ADF just sprinkled through. You're like, hey, that's the same person. I know that guy. Anyways, he got arrested because he pepper-sprayed a woman burning a Quran. Now I want to remind you that this is a state atheist Autistic tranny who loves Mao Zedong A man whose government mass executes religious people But he sees a heckin Christian white woman disrespecting the Quran and the Prophet Muhammad and his child bride Peace be upon them Hell no, not in Portland, Oregon. So then he gets arrested for assault. So here, here's the arrest footage, I believe. And as you can see, he's too fucking fat to get handcuffed. So he's got double cuffs linked together like a seatbelt extender. So they could actually handcuff this fat pork porcine retard. 0:50:40 Unknown_11: Um, I love his little, uh, LARP uniform and the Antifa bag. Just awesome. 0:51:19 Unknown_28: It's clearly got bullshit on it. Unknown_11: There he goes. Oh, he even has a little Antifa water bottle. Oh, that's just precious. By the way, if you ever go and God forbid you ever go into a major city in Europe, like you go to like a, like a Western European city. 0:51:50 Unknown_11: Those little Antifa stickers cover absolutely everything There are so many little dainty little European faggots that run around Sticking those things on light poles. I guess I'm fighting fast of them Hitler will never come back as long as I'm around and As long as my flag is planted on the light pole, we are safe. Trans people and bodies of color and Jewish people and Muslims, they will all live in peace and harmony as long as the light pole stays up. 0:52:25 Unknown_11: It's kind of cringe, actually. Unknown_11: Is Levitt actually Taiwanese or is he a usual Chinese KMT invader? Unknown_11: I mean, I'm sure he's like mainland Chinese. He's not like an indigenous Taiwanese rural person, if that's what you're asking. He's definitely just like a regular Chinaman without his dick. 0:53:01 Unknown_11: I don't think, are there really like any, um, like indigenous Taiwanese left? Cause that, That island has like traded hands between like the Japanese Empire and China and then the Chinese Republic. I can't imagine they have any left. Unknown_11: Aboriginal Taiwanese. Unknown_13: They give them out at light shows and nightclubs stickers. Hmm. Interesting. 0:53:35 Unknown_13: The Han Chinese exterminated the natives. I'm sure that the Japanese weren't too nice either, bro. Unknown_11: You know, there's actually some Taiwanese people who want to go back to Japan. Isn't that crazy? They were like conquered by the Japanese Empire when they took over Manchuria and shit. And they're like, hmm, well, you know, Japan has a claim. We should just be Japanese again. Now that's a fun alt history. You know how bad that would fuck everything up? If Taiwan was like, okay, we have voted. We use the power of the vote and we want to be glorious Nipponese. Yeah, that would be like instant world war. That's a clusterfuck. I would love to see what would actually happen if that happened in real life. It's funny just thinking about. 0:54:07 Unknown_11: Imagine the anime they'd create. I'd rather not. Unknown_13: The Taiwanese have a day celebrating the genocide of the Abos. Unknown_11: We do too. It's called Thanksgiving. Thank you, love, for this empty plot of land. 0:54:44 Unknown_11: Japs are pretty cool with the native Taiwanese. They use them as anti-guerrilla fighters. I did not know that are you Are you like a like a Taiwan? Are you like a Taiwan abo? Are you like an indigenous Taiwanese that hates the Chinese? Tell me you you have a very like your background glows when you when you speak so I can see what you're saying I'm very I'm very I'm fascinated by all things China. So I'm actually genuinely curious. I Unknown_11: Nuking Taiwan is a win for everyone, including Taiwan. It's really not, because they make all of our, like, two nanometer, uh, capacitors, or whatever the fuck. 0:55:16 Unknown_13: Okay, I actually have, I do actually have some WoCow content, eventually, I think. Unknown_13: My family is one of the Japan should take us back family. Unknown_11: I mean, I think it's the least terrible option. I would be afraid to be an independent Taiwan because look, I mean, if you try to like, I don't know. It's a tough call. Unknown_11: I can imagine. I can imagine why people would want to be a part of Japan versus being independent. 0:55:57 Unknown_13: Um, cool. Unknown_13: All right, this is Brad Taste, which is a guy that I've talked about a couple times because he's having an issue. Unknown_11: Basically, he platformed this guy called Rose Mlay or Mullet. Unknown_11: Rose is like a deranged, retarded, tranny rapist that has openly talked about how he wants to rape and how he has like a fascination with rape. 0:56:30 Unknown_11: And Brad Taste, from what I understand, is a guy who came out during like the Me Too stuff and was like, listen here, sweaties, if any women, if any women want to talk about the trauma they've experienced in the music industry, my channel is a safe space. I want to give voices to voiceless women who have been diddled. Please come to my channel. Please sit next to me. I can't I want to hear your stories and then he like randomly decides Yeah, I'm gonna lay down my fucking life for this retard gross ogre rapist tranny and everyone's like, um You know, isn't that like against your your pro-women anti-rape Trust women believe women politics and he like fought with them for weeks. Like no, I'm not gonna backtrack I'm not gonna disavow my f-f-f-friend 0:57:23 Unknown_11: You guys are just being transphobic. I'm trying to give them a chance They've changed yada yada, and then eventually he backtracks it all the way to an apology where he says Where he says Actually hamster Get out of here. I'm gonna phase you out of existence Ready? Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't transition. Oh Unknown_11: Couldn't transition that frame. Okay. I'm just like I would look look chat. It's loading. I have one Hundredth of this post one one hundredth of this entire image. It's so precious Oh, there we go. Just loads instantly as soon as I click it twice. I 0:57:58 Unknown_11: I am sorry for platforming Rose Mullet. I'm going to say mullet because it's funnier. I really wanted to believe this person could change. I saw my own mental disability in this person, but they have said some of the most awful and evil stuff I have ever heard and seen. There is no room to be promoting someone like that here. 0:58:32 Unknown_11: He knew about all this shit beforehand and still tried to white knight this gross retard training. Uh, whose last name was mullet. Unknown_11: By the way, oh my god So my head is full of cysts and Sometimes I say a word that takes me back to a funny thing and then like butter dog It just like it just pops and then I'm saying dog with the bottle The word mullet. I'm being taken brain blasts. The cyst has popped my head. Oh 0:59:07 Unknown_11: Niceville, Florida is where I am from. It did not always have the name Niceville, as you could imagine, because it's a dumbass fucking name. It used to be called a much cooler name. It used to be called Boggy Bayou. Boggy Bayou, Florida, which is just a very cool name. but there is a um and by the way there was a guy in the walking dead who wore a boggy bayou t-shirt and i fucking like oh my god i live there he has a t-shirt of the place that i lived at um but he has a boggy bayou t-shirt because niceville had the world famous country festival called the boggy bayou mullet festival. 0:59:54 Unknown_11: I have always, when I was a kid, I always just assumed it was the hair, the hairstyle of the mullet. However, there is a native fish endemic to Niceville and its stranding areas called the mullet, which is a bottom feeding mudfish. Like, something you can noodle, I'm pretty sure, that only rednecks would ever seek out and eat deliberately. But everyone during the Boggy Buying Mullet Festival rounds up as much mullet as they can possibly fucking catch and deep fries those fuckers and eats them to some country music. In the football field of my high school, actually, now that I think about it. 1:00:33 Unknown_11: But, Unknown_11: Yeah, that's an old memory. That's something I haven't thought about in 15 fucking years. Unknown_11: Anyways, rape. I did not know about the sexual assault stuff. I had assumed it was a big pile of stuff I ignored about this person the first time I forgave them. By the way, I just wanna go back here, I forgot this. I saw my own mental disability in this person. Sir, sir, okay, you can't just say that and not explain. What exactly did you relate to in the gross, retarded, ogre-training rapist? 1:01:10 Unknown_11: You guys are simpatico in what way? Are you gonna shroon out? Are you a rapist? Are you retarded? Like what, what exactly do you, what sympathy do you share with this person? Explain this to me. So I did not know about it, but I just assumed it was in this big pile of shit I ignored. Okay, so you did know about it, you just ignored it. Okay, that's a contradiction in two sentences. Literally, sentence A, sentence B, contradiction in both, gotcha. Unknown_11: Deep down, I didn't want to believe what I was being told. I thought maybe if I promoted something productive, they did, they would change. That's also a contradiction. 1:01:44 Unknown_11: Contradiction is line A, I didn't know. Line B, I didn't know, but I ignored it. Line C, I didn't know, I didn't ignore it, but I was trying to change them. Those are three totally contradicting concepts in one paragraph. That's actually very impressive. Unknown_11: Brad tastes in writing a fucking apology letter. Unknown_11: Once I was made aware of everything she has done. 1:02:16 Unknown_11: Once I was aware that she was a gross, ogre, rapist tranny, I should have immediately taken down the post and made it clear how I felt about her, her, the gross, ogre, rapist tranny actions. I instead attacked people who were trying to help me, and this represented my views disastrously. Sorry to my community for being grossly negligent and self-destructive. Sorry to my audience who got dragged into this. I know this has reflected poorly on me and the people around me. Unknown_11: Yeah, that's true. Anyways, Brandon got blacked. My mod should be doing this. Unknown_28: I gotta play. All day slay. All day slay. Fireman Kandor, can you please be a fan? Shout out to Big Cheese. Fuck Kiwi Farms. Joke's on him. I'm going back. Brandy got black. Kenny Fagan. Prozac. Kenny Fagan. Prozac. Black people black. Brandy. 1:03:00 Unknown_28: That's just what I'm doing on the screen. Food. That's just more gas. Play with a love machine. With a love machine. How are you, fat man in my phone? You play Rainbow Six Siege all day when I'm home. 1:03:32 Unknown_28: All day when I'm home. Here I am and you are. Because you shine so bright. Unknown_28: Carrie Diamond. Real Talk. Unknown_00: New album in May. Unknown_00: Shout out Sean Franklin. 1:04:08 Unknown_11: You just had to be there. 2019 was a much funnier time. I miss these. This guy, by the way, I was a big fan of Liquid Richard's music. Unknown_11: But as you heard on this track, for whatever reason, he got afraid of us and deleted all of his music and then came back with Kerry Diamond and included a diss towards us. And it's like, nobody didn't like you. Unknown_11: I always catch flack. Anyways, Brainy got black because Wings was spotted watching BBC trim porn on stream. Let's take a look. 24 Mustang GT 0 to 60. 1:04:45 Unknown_11: Boom. Here it comes. Unknown_26: Not there. Unknown_11: There it is, BBC Blowjob Porn Videos, SheMail XXX 2024, number five, which appears to be, let's break down that URL, xhamster.com, category, forward slash, SheMail, forward slash, search, BBC Blowjob, page five. 1:05:26 Unknown_11: So, Wings of Redemption went to xhamster.com and clicked the SheMail link to access Tranny Porn. He then went to the search bar and typed in the terms BBC, space, Blowjob, and then clicked all the way through page after page to reach page five of BBC blowjob shemale porn. Unknown_11: Which makes me wonder, does he intend to see a shemale give a blowjob to BBC? 1:06:09 Unknown_11: Or does he intend to see a black shemale with a BBC get or receive a blowjob? There are three different possibilities here. And I honestly don't want to dedicate too much more brainpower to discussing this. But I think we can do a poll. Oh, my God. We could do a poll. I have a button for this. Hold up. which configuration is Wingo searching for? And we'll do black. Let's do white shemale, black bowl. And we'll do black shemale giving and black shemale 1:07:00 Unknown_13: Yes, yes, my internet was buck broken yet again. Unknown_11: But as you can see on the screen chat, vote one for white shemale blackville. Vote two for black shemale giving. Vote three for black shemale receiving. Let's see. Now that my OBS is reconnected to the internet and the votes are pouring in. Unknown_11: Richard reported. Unknown_11: It's not fair. It's not fair chat. I'm always getting cyber bullied. I didn't do nothing. Okay. We're over a hundred or 60 participants. The votes are pouring in. We'll wait for a hundred chatting. It's a reasonable number. 1:07:34 Unknown_13: All things considered considering how fucked up. Unknown_13: I realized that I'm going to fix my OBS real quick. We have 20 not 290. Unknown_11: viewers in total on Odyssey and rumble. Unknown_11: And then kick is not counting. I'm curious how many we have on kick as well while you guys are voting. Unknown_11: So we tally the results. Okay. With over dude, kick is like the worst in terms of like the cloud flare thing, just constantly having to give me to like click the cloud flare thing over and over again. Okay. Sorry. 1:08:05 Unknown_11: Um, Oh, wow. Almost, almost 4,000. That's awesome. That's so heartwarming chat. Hashtag heartwarming. Which configuration is Wingo in? 118 participants. 43 or 36 or 37% say white shemale black bull. 23% or 28 voters say black shemale giving, but the majority, the absolute majority say black shemale receiving. 1:08:37 Unknown_11: So I'm assuming that that is Wingo hungering for the black shemale BBC, which is, Just absolutely revolting. I'm glad that chat votes for the most disgusting possible outcome. Black shemale receiving wins. Unknown_11: By a narrow margin, mind you. It was kind of neck and neck with vote 1-2. But if you add up the two black shemales, I think most people, two-thirds at least, agree. 1:09:16 Unknown_11: Wings confirmed that this is true, by the way, this is real, on this link. Which, I think he's married? He's married to that woman who has cancer? So like, I'm pretty sure she has cancer, doesn't she? Correct me if I'm wrong, but she has like some kind of serious health condition, and she's married to Wings, and Wings is watching POV black shemale blowjob porn, younger back, which is kind of fucking disgusting, I'm gonna be real with you. Unknown_11: Wonderful can't wait to see what King comes up with next time 1:09:51 Unknown_11: There was um, there was more speaking of Kim. I didn't slot this in because I don't care like I'm sorry I know that's the thing and people are talking about it, but I honestly just can't motivate myself to give a fuck. Um Boogie had like a big meltdown talking to mudahar Very interestingly all these big internet Commentators are piling on to talk to boogie and have their shots at him and he gives them exactly what they're looking for in terms of reaction put out some kind of long statement about how he's the wrong headspace or whatever the fuck and he's not gonna talk about his cancer anymore, but Yeah, it's basically the same shit Boss man Jack, this is the content everybody's waiting for 1:10:32 Unknown_11: Bossman Jack did, in fact, get out of jail on Friday. He came on stream on Twitch in the most high on, not high on cocaine, not high on crispy Krakowski, but high on life, elated to be alive. Unknown_11: He told the story that, I'll just recap his story real quick. He hit his father. Unknown_11: Rat Dad, and Rat Dad called the police on him. 1:11:07 Unknown_11: And it took a while for the police to respond. So during that time, I could be fucking this up, but I'm pretty sure he hit his father. And his mom took him out to a friend's house. And he was out there buying crack cocaine. His mom drove him to his crack cocaine hookup. Just told her that it was a friend's place. Didn't tell her that he was buying crack cocaine. Unknown_11: He gets his cocaine, he gets back in his mom's car, they drive home. The police are there waiting for him, because Rat Dad had called the police on Bossman Jack. They arrest him for simple assault of a family member, and then they frisk him at the PD. And he has a felony possession of cocaine on him, coincidentally. So they book him on that, too, because he gets caught in the act. At any point, by the way, when he realized that the police were in the yard, he could have, like, thrown the crack out the window or something, or maybe even hidden in the car. I'm sure they wouldn't have searched him because they didn't have any probable cause for it. Instead, he kept it on him. Crack's expensive. You don't want to throw that shit away. Kept him on him. 1:11:40 Unknown_11: The police found it, and he got booked with that. So he fucked up bad. 1:12:16 Unknown_11: And then amazingly, Rat Dad also pays for his bail. I guess Rat Dad felt bad that his son copped a felony because he called the cops on him. By the way, don't ever call the police as a joke. If you call the police and someone's like, I'll teach that son of mine a lesson, I'm going to catch him on a misdemeanor assault charge. Make him re-evaluate if he appreciates living under the roof of my house. Because they might roll up on your son and catch him with a felony possession of cocaine and he might be going to jail for 10 years. That's always a possibility when you involve the police in your life. So don't ever involve the police in your life unless you're completely fucking over somebody. You don't get to control what happens when the state gets involved. It's a life lesson for everybody in case you're ever in a situation like that. 1:12:55 Unknown_13: So he's not allowed to get high, but here he is getting high. Unknown_09: Ooh, yes, Mustang, la la la, yeah, little Wayne, yeah. Unknown_11: He's smoking Delta 8, which I believe is a artificial cannabid oil. It's like a spice, I'm pretty sure. And it gets you high, but it's technically legal. So he's already kind of really tempting fate with his parole terms. 1:13:28 Unknown_11: He also got really pissed off while gambling. He's a client by the way. He got a new sponsor at some CS go skin gambling site, but it also has cryptocurrency gambling and He climbed up real high but then lost it all so he threw his vape pen at his $900 4k monitor that he just bought he literally Just bought it's like a it's not even a 4k. I want to say that this fucker got like a 6k monitor Oh, it's no it. It's an 8k 244 Hertz monitor $900 ultra high-end gaming Gaming bad boy like the most high quality monitor you can possibly buy and consumer electronics right now. He loses Guess what happens 1:14:04 Unknown_11: By the way, the song is an AI cover of Bossman Jack singing Texas by Big X The Plug, which is one of those songs that I occasionally get stuck in my head. Because he just like mumbles about, um, in Texas, the first rule is you always keep your weapon. We got diamonds on our necklace, and I always loved Pimp C before he went to heaven. It's like, it's terrible, but it's like an earworm. 1:14:43 Unknown_11: Anyways, let's see what happens. Unknown_09: Yeah, I lost them both. I fucking knew that was going to happen as soon as I explained split up. I'm going to fucking refute. Dude, don't fucking do this, man. Double that, really, dude. We got to double that, dude. 1:15:20 Unknown_09: He threw a vape pen and a $900 8k 244 Hertz ultra high-definition gaming PC Smash that bitch just smashed it the jam Unknown_11: Luckily it's Prime Day, so I guess he can go buy a new one for 33% off. By the way, Prime Day is one of those things that also has like a, like a retard association in my brain. And inshallah, my internet willing. 1:15:57 Unknown_13: I don't know why my internet's so fucking shit today. Unknown_13: Here, this. Unknown_13: Whenever I, um, Unknown_13: The full version is on my profile, which I want to show. Unknown_13: Check them out. I was subscribed to Amazon Prime. 1:16:33 Unknown_13: So when I literally got this newsletter, like advertising this to me, sent to me, Jeff Bezos personally emailed this fucking photo to me and scared the fuck out of me. Unknown_11: I remember staring at this in my inbox thinking this is a fucking nightmare. You know what's funny is that it's hard to find this picture. Like I had difficulty searching it. And I even got a warning that results related to people might be limited. Unknown_13: I think maybe she did like a privacy request to search engines? Unknown_11: Like I don't want this horrifying image of me out on the internet. Please take it back. So this is from 2021 and it's still every time I think of Prime Day I think of this image. 1:17:17 Unknown_11: It's terrifying. It gives me like, like micro macro, like phobia feelings. Like, um, I guess like attack on Titans. I think there's like a mean version of this where it's like an attack on Titan edit. I don't know. It just skews me out. And then this audio clip, by the way, consume, consume, consume. First person to guess where this is from. Uh, it's not the Stanley parable, but it is close. Um, is a spurred retard. 1:17:50 Unknown_13: Like I am. Unknown_13: You know what? Check in a second. Sorry. 1:19:07 Unknown_13: Alright, um, I tried to finagle something to see if I could improve my Wi-Fi signal, and it's just not happening. Unknown_11: I don't know what the fuck. It's so frustrating, dude. Unknown_11: Okay, um, my issue with the Wi-Fi is that I have a bunch of videos picked out. Unknown_11: that I want to, that I want to show you. And if my internet is like shitting itself, desperately trying to catch up, then I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. Let me try reducing the bit rate even lower than it is right now and pray, pray that Elon Musk permits me to show you, um, the next 20 minutes of footage that, that I have ready to go. 1:19:58 Unknown_13: Let me even download this. Unknown_13: But there is no interruptions. I don't even know how this guy got a 100 megabyte file uploaded to the Kiwi farms. Unknown_11: That's impressive. Unknown_13: Okay. So let's set the stage here. Unknown_11: It is Merida, Mexico. Unknown_11: Ethan Ralph, host of the once internationally renowned keel stream is alone in his house. 1:20:32 Unknown_11: His animals are dead from neglect. His babies are gone, and he'll never see them again, because he hates them. Except for Xander, because Xander's a boy. He'll never see Rosie again, though, because he hates her. Unknown_11: And the one thing that your situation leaves you advantageous in is that you make American money through super chats and you live in a country that permits you access to over-the-counter Xanax for pennies a pill as opposed to dollars a pill. which gives you unfettered, unrestricted access to a medication that makes you feel really, really good in exchange for minor amounts of brain damage per day. 1:21:06 Unknown_11: Kind of like when you eat zombie flesh in Minecraft. It just slowly chips away at you over time. Unknown_11: And you just discovered that, um, Unknown_11: super chats are tips and therefore are tax-free. And now because you are, you have ingested Xanax and feel elated, you will yell about this for the next four hours while completely fucked out of your mind. That's where Ethan Ralph of the Killstream finds himself. 1:21:50 Unknown_11: So let's look at these clips. Unknown_13: Um, this is him arguing with the screen reader. Unknown_15: A few, um... Perhaps, uh... You underscore jasshole sent $1 on Rumble. Who the fuck are you talking to, bro? That wasn't Colonel Kurtz that was AR reading your Twitter. Unknown_13: That was... Come on. 1:22:29 Unknown_11: He fucked up his computer and somehow turned on a screen reader. And then the screen reader began reading Twitter for him. Unknown_11: And he didn't know that this voice, that's a computer Microsoft Sam voice talking to him, reading what's on his screen, was not a guest on his show having a conversation with him. It was a computer speaking. Unknown_11: He was completely baffled by this until someone gave him money so that another electronic Microsoft Sam voice would inform him that he has been arguing with himself with his own computer completely unaware Here are a couple clips clip by our age pig very apropos name 1:23:18 Unknown_11: I believe that he strips if you are opposed, if you have a weak disposition and you are afraid to see Ethan Ralph's man tits, please look away from your monitor at this time. Unknown_05: Yeah. Unknown_05: Yeah. Unknown_05: Yeah. Unknown_05: Yeah. Unknown_05: Yeah. Unknown_05: We need more. Unknown_05: Yes. Unknown_05: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Unknown_05: We need more. Yes, yes, yes. This is more fun than shit. 1:24:27 Unknown_11: The Skyrim music really elevates those. Unknown_11: Can someone explain to me why he supports the New York Mets or Giants or whatever the fuck that symbol is for? He's from Arkansas. He identifies as a trans Tennessean and has lived in Virginia. As far as I'm aware, he's never lived in New York ever. I don't know. And he has no cultural affiliation with New York. Why does he wear that hat? 1:24:59 Unknown_11: I think this was the titty clip actually. Unknown_11: Oh yeah, it is. Unknown_11: Let's go, nigga! Unknown_06: Let's go, nigga! Let's go! Unknown_03: That's the way you do it. Unknown_03: Guitar on the MTV. That's the way you do it. Unknown_11: Bro, check out those tube socks. Unknown_11: Hey there, faggot. That's the way you do it. 1:25:30 Unknown_28: The little faggot with his tits hanging out. Unknown_11: The fact the fact that he's doing this to this song at the exact time that he says the little faggot is unbelievable This has to be like dubbed over or something. There's no fucking way. He's doing that line This is my grandfather's absolute Favorite song of all time. I remember I have legit heard this song a thousand times because he will loop it like it on a long car ride He will listen to the song like like 20 times in a row It's actually a good song 1:26:01 Unknown_11: It never occurred to me when I was growing up that the lyrics about the little faggot with the earrings and the private jet plane would be problematic in the future. 1:26:37 Unknown_11: Did anyone order the whore's divorce? Unknown_11: Okay, this might be confusing. He's listening to me. He's listening to me make a joke about the whore's divorce. Unknown_11: And I think he reacts to it. Unknown_08: Uh, uh, yeah, fuck off. Unknown_08: You never even touch any pussy, like, it's sad, honestly. But, um... Where is the... Where is the interview from her? 1:27:23 Unknown_08: If she if she has so much so much to say where is the interview from her? It's not occurred because she's scared Because she's scared and she shook and she's fucking a goddamn afraid To face Unknown_08: me head-on with an interview, like... I think most people would. There's no question that she's scared. 1:28:01 Unknown_23: And all my tips are tax-free, by the way. Unknown_05: Yeah, I don't pay taxes, right? Unknown_11: Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? Huh? Where is she? Huh? Did you know that if you report someone to the IRS and supply your information, the IRS will give you a certain percentage as a finder's fee? 1:28:54 Unknown_11: Now, obviously I would never, ever, ever, for any reason, literally never encourage anyone to report anyone to the IRS because that is basically sucking off Satan when you do that. Unknown_11: I did a deep dive, and I'll save this for a rant later down the road. But did you know that the IRS is the most well-funded agency in the entire United States? The Department of Treasury receives the most funds, and the IRS is like an $860 billion a year funded agency. Did you know that the IRS makes $6? Between $5 and $9, but $6 last year per dollar spent. 1:29:32 Unknown_11: We pay, if you, just imagine this, just imagine this. Unknown_11: When you pay your federal income tax, $1 out of every six is going just to fund the IRS for the privilege of being taxed. That's how bad the IRS is. Unknown_11: Un-fucking-real, just how fucking retarded they are. 1:30:06 Unknown_11: Um... Unknown_11: But yeah, I guess if you're Canadian, if you're Andy Warski, you can report somebody to the IRS for the finder's fee. There was something else I was gonna say about this, I forgot. Oh, he says he doesn't pay taxes. Okay, so now, this will be the next hour of this stream. The Rationals put together a 21 minute long Ethan Ralph clip, which I will give the best sticker to. Unknown_11: It actually downloaded this, so I can just drag it in. 1:30:38 Unknown_11: These people are- We're gonna watch this. I'm gonna watch as much of this as I possibly fucking can. This is Ethan Ralph, pilled out of his fucking mind. Here we go. Unknown_06: You're so stupid, like- It's actually true! In the purple rain! Purple rain! Purple rain! Unknown_11: I remember how recently he was bragging about being completely sober and shit. 1:31:11 Unknown_06: Love you too, brother. Unknown_15: This is the job. Unknown_11: Wait, when did Ralph start smoking cigarettes inside of his house? It's his job. I've never seen him smoke before. Unknown_11: I've literally never seen him smoke inside before. 1:31:56 Unknown_11: Can any drug experts give me a synopsis on how fucked up he is? Unknown_11: Oh my God, that was barely words. Unknown_25: Anonymous sent $10 purple brains. Unknown_26: McDonald's is a place to rock. Unknown_29: It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat. Unknown_29: It is a good place to- Oh, this is music chat. People flock here to get down to the rock music. Unknown_29: Rock and roll McDonalds 1:32:39 Unknown_29: McDonald's will make you fat. They serve Big Macs. They serve quarter pounders. They will- They serve Big Macs. Unknown_11: Yes. Yes. McDonald's does in fact serve Big Macs. That's correct. Leslie Willis. Unknown_11: He's confusing this for like insightful political commentary. Unknown_29: Let me play, okay 1:33:34 Unknown_06: Ah, where's the end? 1:34:15 Unknown_08: I mean, do we want to keep watching the RNC? Okay, there's another. Unknown_01: Great stream. Fuck Amanda. Filthy skanks got a jungle bush like an ape. 1:34:53 Unknown_12: With drugs so readily available, my husband fell victim to the drug epidemic. Unknown_11: Drugs attacked him. Oh no! Unknown_12: Oh no! It's the fentanyl! Unknown_12: The fentanyl! Unknown_11: I'm going to go buy a banana with a carrot for $20. He loves drugs. Unknown_12: I don't blame him, to be honest with you. Smash! Unknown_08: Russian rubber tits. 1:35:35 Unknown_12: I find peace in God's promise that says... I didn't do that. Unknown_11: Why was there a Taco Bell ding in the middle of this? My people who are called by my name would humble themselves and pray, I will heal your nation. Unknown_06: That's not coming from... I didn't do that. Unknown_21: And we know the current president is not capable of turning things around. Unknown_11: Why do they have a Taco Bell dong in the RNC? Dude, that's not me. Unknown_21: His weakness is costing us. White House, we will reawaken the exceptionalism of the greatest nation ever known. 1:36:10 Unknown_08: Dude, I have no idea where that's coming from. This is a black guy. Unknown_06: Democrats are the real racists! No, God, no, God, no, don't do this. Unknown_17: Building what American needs. Creating generational wealth for blue collar workers. Unknown_11: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1:37:11 Unknown_08: ARE YOU EXCITED FOR TAX CUTS?! Is this the RNC? Unknown_11: GET UP! Unknown_11: Oh, he's playing his own music. Unknown_11: No way! Unknown_11: Is that in the mix? Is that mixed into the song? There's no fucking way. 1:38:02 Unknown_11: I just love the idea that these old white men on the RNC stage are like pumping out these dance beats Wait, are they is that the real music from the RNC? Unknown_06: Goddamn I wish I did have some pills Unknown_06: I shouldn't say that out loud, but... So sad, you fucking cunt! Unknown_26: Yeah, well, all my tips are... 1:38:50 Unknown_11: I love that we just watch like a montage of like white people clapping while listening to like inappropriate music I know what okay, so I watched a little bit of the stream live It was it was super late at night So I only watched a little bit of it before passing out and I remember him just saying it over and over and over again I have an idea of what the majority of this is going to be. 1:39:42 Unknown_06: oh yeah oh yeah thank you president trump this this music just makes me think of like um the police raid beats from from payday 2 i'm just imagining that los federales are gonna start breaking in any second because he's got the music going Unknown_06: They're tips. They literally are tips. Unknown_06: And so, um, they're tax free. Unknown_11: Okay. He repeats the words tax free, perhaps two hours. Like if you were just to cut them out to just the words tax free and play every instance of it, it would probably be two hours of just tax free. 1:40:34 Unknown_11: So I make super chat money. So I looked into this. I thought, okay, that's interesting. I would like to know, is he, is there any merit to his claim? Unknown_11: First of all, tips are not tax-free. Unknown_11: Tips, if you make less than $20 in tips while working for any specific employer, you don't have to report it. If at working one job, you make more than $20 in tips, you have to report it. So number one, that is not true. You have to pay money on tips. Number two, if you are self-employed and as a business owner, you make tips. 1:41:08 Unknown_11: All of those tips are to be calculated as regular business income. They are not their own thing. They don't count as tips. They count as business income. So the super chat money that you get as a self-employed person is regular income, completely indistinguishable than any other form of income. So he will continue to repeat the words tax-free for two hours. Unknown_11: And I'm sure you're gonna get sick of it. There's one more thing I want to add to this. Ralph lives in Mexico. When you are a foreign resident living overseas, you actually have an expat tax exemption. The United States is one of the only countries in the entire world that will try to tax you if you live outside the United States and you don't make money within the United States. 1:41:44 Unknown_11: obviously for their respective countries, but there is a tax exemption. So even though most countries just don't tax you if you don't benefit from their stupid fucking countries, the United States does if you make more than $120,000. Unknown_11: So Ralph, everything that Ralph makes is technically tax-free because he doesn't make more than $120,000. Now he did, but that was back when he lived in the U.S. anyway, so it doesn't matter. 1:42:23 Unknown_11: So it's very interesting. I don't know what the fuck he's thinking. He has brain damage from pills. I don't even know why I'm explaining this, but... I just want to let you know, just for clarity's sake, to recap, tips are not tax-free. Business owner tips do not count as tips. And if you live overseas, you don't get fucking taxed anyways on the first $120,000. It doesn't even make any sense. Everything you give me is tax-free! Unknown_04: Everything you give me is tax-free! Tax-free! 1:42:59 Unknown_06: I'm not kidding by the way. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding by the way. Unknown_06: Like super chats are our tips and they are tax free. And so everything you contribute to this show is tax free. Unknown_06: So Unknown_06: I didn't say that! The Supreme Court said that! 1:43:31 Unknown_11: The Supreme Court did not say that. Unknown_11: Damn Jammin' Ralph for sinking up. Unknown_11: Is he gonna pull up the titties again? Get those tube socks out, baby. Dance for the money. Dance for the money. Oh, he's pumping iron. Oh, he's so strong. Unknown_11: Look at his arm, look at his arm wobble. He can barely lift it. 1:44:10 Unknown_02: Let's go! Unknown_06: Nigga, they can never stop us! Unknown_11: i love how this is all just set to the rnc convention you have like the like the most vanilla butter looking butter toast looking ass motherfucker white bread ass nigga over here and he's just like screaming through these rave musics about incomprehensible irrelevant fucking nonsense $5 on rumble. 1:44:48 Unknown_15: Are you excited for tax cuts? Yeah Because they're already happening Daniel Larson Stan sent $5 on rumble. Are you excited for tax cut? Yes Yes, cuz they're already happening. Unknown_06: No Larson Stan sent $5 on rumble. Unknown_15: Oh Unknown_15: Are you excited for tax cuts? Yes! Yes! I'm excited! Unknown_11: He's broken his fucking super chat. Isn't Daniel Larson Stan someone who super chats to this? Can you explain why you sent $500 to Ralph and $5 tip saying the exact same message, Daniel Larson Stan? I know you're here, you fucker. 1:45:19 Unknown_15: I did! Daniel Larson Stan sent $5 on Rumble. Are you excited for tax cuts? I'm totally excited because all these are tax free! Unknown_06: They're tips! Unknown_15: They're tips! Unknown_25: They're tips! Unknown_25: Anonymous sent $10. Christ is king. Christ is king. Unknown_11: These are tips! We're never gonna escape this fucking song. Unknown_06: They're not... It's not a joke. These are actually tips. 1:45:53 Unknown_06: For my work. Unknown_06: And so, they're tax-free? Unknown_06: They're tax-free, baby! They're tax-free, baby! 1:46:24 Unknown_06: They're tax-free! Everything you give to the Killstream right now is tax-free! It's tax-free! Unknown_06: It's already on the wall! It's tax-free! Unknown_06: Oh, my ex-wife's gonna hate that! 1:46:57 Unknown_06: Oh, my ex-wife's gonna hate that, bitch! Unknown_06: Oh, yeah! Eat a dick, bitch! Unknown_06: Eat a dick, bitch! It's tax-free! Cunt! Unknown_08: Who's this cocksucker? I don't even know. 1:47:30 Unknown_06: You know what? Unless he's talking about tips is tax free. I don't, I don't really care. Unknown_06: These are tips. These are tips. Unknown_06: These are tips. Everything you give me right now is tax free. It's tax free. It's tax free for the Ralph. 1:48:06 Unknown_06: These are trips no no people don't understand At least I'm not sure they understand Unknown_06: These are actually tax-free contributions that you are giving me. They are tax-free. Unknown_11: Please flood the chat with dancing emojis now, as many as you can. Every dollar you give me is tax-free. Unknown_06: They are tips. They are tax-free. Unknown_06: Every single dollar you give me is tax-free. 1:48:50 Unknown_11: Let's see if I can unlimit chat. I don't know if I can accomplish that. Unknown_06: Every single fucking doll is tax-free. Unknown_19: Yeah, yeah, keep it going. If this is you, Saber, you need to go to a hospital. You either are having a stroke or having some type of acute injury to your brain. 1:49:24 Unknown_06: These are all tips! These are all tips! Unknown_06: They're tax-free! God damn it, they're tax-free! Unknown_06: Tax-free, baby! Unknown_11: I saw music go, that's a good sign. Unknown_06: You wanna match me? You wanna match me, cocksucker? Yeah, tax-free, cocksucker! Okay, let's match this motherfucker! Okay? Tax-free! 1:49:57 Unknown_06: Tax-free! Unknown_06: Tax-free! Unknown_06: Every dollar you give me is tax-free! Unknown_06: SHUT UP, 2024! Unknown_11: Wait, I can't wait for the IRS like tax court document that says like Defendant Ralph then proceeded to say live on stream that Contributions to his super chat fund were quote tax-free. He reiterated this claim approximately 189 times on air misrepresenting the fact that his taxes He must pay taxes on his income and it does not constitute a tax-free deductible 1:50:45 Unknown_11: I don't think it's tax free. I honestly don't think it's tax free. Unknown_11: Dude, all these songs sound like Payday 2 soundtrack. Unknown_06: It's a tip. Unknown_06: These are tips that I am collecting. So do you understand that these are tax free? 1:51:31 Unknown_06: Every single fucking dollar is tax free. Unknown_06: By the way, I'm dead serious by the way, I'm not kidding these are tax-free Ethan Ralph beats his mother and ex-wife and he has friends like Gator who watch Toddlerkin and doesn't disavow it I don't give a fuck, give me money bitch! Give me money bitch! Unknown_06: Guess what? Unknown_02: That's tax-free too, cocksucker! 1:52:12 Unknown_11: Dude that guy at the RNC looks really fucking concerned about what he's hearing right now. Unknown_11: Is he about to super chat himself while on air? Cause you can send fakes with the, uh, with that one. Power chat or whatever. Unknown_06: Yeah, guess what? That's tax free too. 1:52:47 Unknown_06: Every fucking dollar you give me is tax free. Unknown_06: Yeah. Unknown_06: Sorry Gator. Sorry Gator. Sorry Gator. Unknown_06: Every single dollar, $1, even $1 is tax free. $1 is tax free. Do you understand? 1:53:19 Unknown_11: Do you understand? $10, $20, $30, they're all tax free. Unknown_06: It's all tax free. Do you understand? It's all tax free. Unknown_11: Chad, do you understand this? Unknown_06: Why is it my accountant gets a hold of this? Goddamn. Unknown_11: My accountant? Unknown_11: My fucking accountant, Ralph. Your accountant's gonna blow your fucking brains out when he sees this shit. 1:53:53 Unknown_11: He's like transcending to the dolphin realm. Unknown_06: Yeah, it's so sad. Unknown_06: Yeah, I snap bitches around, and Mexico don't give a fuck. Mexico don't give a fuck if you bury a bitch in the ground. Unknown_11: Mexico will absolutely, positively, 100% deport your ass the very fucking nanosecond the US federal government says deport this dumb nigga. 1:54:30 Unknown_06: You don't find the bitch. So, like, uh, I don't think you know how Mexico works. Unknown_06: Um, but maybe you could find out. As long as they don't find the bitch, they don't really care. Unknown_06: Yeah, yeah, nobody no weapon no nothing These niggas have no idea how mexico actually works, uh, but This is go missing every day in mexico. 1:55:10 Unknown_08: I I have nothing to do with it by the way, but i'm Unknown_11: I am not a member of any cartel. I never murdered anyone, by the way. Unknown_11: Yes! There's a counter. It's counting up chat. What do you think's happening? Unknown_11: Oh my god. Unknown_11: Oh, he's passed out. He's blacked out. Unknown_11: or going at like 16 times or some shit. He's got it. He's like, I don't know what you, what the equivalent of blacking out for Xanax is though. 1:55:45 Unknown_11: He woke up, he woke, he woke up like that meme gif of like a pig smelling a cookie from under the blankets and waking up to eat it. He like stirred just enough to start stuffing his fucking face. Unknown_11: He doesn't realize he's live, it's been 12 minutes now. The chair is just empty. 1:56:22 Unknown_11: He apparently started singing and then didn't sit down. He still hasn't said anything, I guess. He's now randomly listening to a video of the pedophile Zoom talking to... Rambot? Unknown_06: This one's the greatest song of all time, by the way. 1:57:00 Unknown_11: Yeah, he's just like, he's like barely stirring. Look at him. He's like half asleep. What the fuck? Unknown_11: He's out of it. He's gone. He's going down. The ship is sinking. Mayday. Mayday. The ship is going down. 40 minutes. Unknown_11: He's still kind of like half asleep. It's kind of weird. He's like in a stupor. He's not properly asleep. 1:57:32 Unknown_11: Why is he so red? Because it's 110 degrees with 100% humidity in Mexico. That's why. And then he's out. He's down. Unknown_11: That's it. That's the Ralph Pill stream. That's some good content. Unknown_11: Ethan Ralph, master of his own destiny, not to be outdone by anybody. Just kind of taking pills tax-free. Tax-free pills, by the way. When you give Ralph a pill, a little pill-ski, it's tax-free. It's a tax-free pill. It's a pill, it's a tax-free pill stream. 1:58:05 Unknown_11: Okay, I think we all know what's next, chat. Unknown_13: Maybe the issue is the song. Maybe if we switch the song up a little bit, chat, it'll be different. Unknown_13: Um, let's see here. Let's go with this. 1:58:39 Unknown_13: Yeah, I think this one will work. Yeah, I'm feeling it feeling it yet. Unknown_11: Let's see. Test Steve Bunnell. 1:59:11 Unknown_11: literally cracks himself up taking amphetamines for three days ranting about how Republicans deserve to die. He literally educates that people practice training with firearms so that would-be presidential assassins can aim better. Let me re-correct all this fucking bullshit I spelled wrong. Unknown_11: This tweet is still, let me get this right, this zete is still live. 1:59:51 Unknown_11: Elon Musk personally banned this clown, goon clown. Let's give him some, some Kiwi forms and Normanclatures here. For 12 hours. 12 hours for saying a completely innocent real person dying is completely, is justifiable because he was at the wrong sides convention. Unknown_11: I was banned Unknown_11: permanently or saying I will wait for old people to die from being old. 2:00:31 Unknown_11: Are you fucking real? Question mark. All right. Unknown_11: Let's do the animals, chat. Unknown_11: The barrier. Oh God, they've changed it. They're trying their hardest. Using arrows, move the person to the indicated seat? Unknown_11: What? Oh, I see. Oh, I got you. Oh, that's way easier. Yay! Okay, it went through, chat. That's it. 2:01:04 Unknown_11: We got this. Unknown_11: Okay. Great. Unknown_11: I wouldn't even kill you. I will simply wait for you to die first, you dinosaur fuck retard. All right. Unknown_13: Um. 2:01:36 Unknown_13: This is a song sect. All right. Unknown_11: Trump, Donald Blump, if that even is your real name. I'm sorry. I fucked up my screen. Unknown_11: But wait, hold up. Let me, let me fix this. Unknown_13: Filters. Run one. Unknown_13: I fucked up the screen again. Give me a second. Unknown_13: Can I copy this? Oh, I can copy this. Unknown_13: Okay. Then filters and then paste. Unknown_13: That's right. We're staying Trump. We're staying Trumpalicious in the Shillenode chat. 2:02:07 Unknown_11: That's what's happening here. Unknown_11: Um, oh God, I feel like there was something I was going to say before the stream ended. Unknown_11: Oh, if you have hundreds of thousands of dollars in a IRA account and you trust me implicitly, uh, send me an email. Thanks. Make sure you provide proof. I'm talking hundreds of thousands of dollars. I have a cheek. I have a plan. I have a scheme that I'm up to and I need money. I need money people in an IRA to message me. 2:02:42 Unknown_11: I'm not joking. Unknown_11: For real though, if you're hundreds of thousands of dollars in an IRA, what does that mean, you know? Unknown_11: All right. Super chat segment. Unknown_13: Okay. Unknown_13: Just a famous butt. Unknown_11: For one, says, as always, fashionably late, but flamboyantly gay. I was late like a minute, calm down, calm down. It goes to low tax, for one says, don't worry guys, we'll get new Gumroad content as soon as Josh finishes Sekiro. 2:03:18 Unknown_11: Yeah, listen bro. Unknown_11: I have shit lined up. I promise, I have ideas. I literally have, this browser has opened a hundred tabs for the Gumroad. I was literally recording a Gumroad video and something happened and I had to stop. Unknown_11: It's like half recorded and I'm just going to retake it, the entire fucking thing. I promise it's coming. Sneak Cricket for Tuesday. I got some pizza just in time for the stream. Hope you can get some good capital P pizza soon. Ah, bro. I'm hankering for some pizza, bro, but it's Tuesday. Cito for Tuesday. This is how I imagine Josh with Spanish and Portuguese speakers. Also, shout out to my Nica, Fiddy, Trump, and she. 2:03:53 Unknown_11: Okay, so this is a YouTube video. Apparently this is me with Spanish and Portuguese speakers. It's 11 seconds. Unknown_17: Mods, ban anybody speaking Portuguese. Let's get these jungle fuckers out of here. 2:04:29 Unknown_17: Yeah, literally, I mean that's more directed at Brazilian people and people who speak Portuguese Thank you, that's rags for 20 says topic Trump ran into Suno getting real good these days. Unknown_11: Oh Um Unknown_11: That, I think, I don't think that was Suno. I wanna, cause the, Suno doesn't do voices. Like it, it has copyright issues right now. It's being sued by Warner Bros or some shit. So they don't, they don't let you use voices, but there is software you can download that does do voice shit. Unknown_11: Yeah, it's good and good though. Unknown_11: Lucifero210410 says, this should be your appeal to Zitter. And then there is a YouTube link. Let's check it out. Let's see what I should have written and said. 2:05:16 Unknown_00: I'm just glad to have you back on my side. I only wish I could convince Meg and her classmates, too. Unknown_16: We'll show them somehow, Lois. I'll be more convincing than Mel Gibson when he apologized to the Jews. I'm really, really sorry about your big noses. I'm really sorry about how greedy you are. But most of all, I'm really sorry about your dirty, underhanded, backstabbing ways. You're number one dirty Jew fan, Mel Gibson. Unknown_11: They were afraid to write I'm really sorry that you killed Christ. They should have written that but that would be too offensive and not funny enough I guess for them Anime sex scope and sneak for one says test. There you go Kurt Eichenwald anime master bidder for five says glorious Kiwi Emperor. Yep. I'm thinking it's Civil War time not a Fed post. I agree in Minecraft or in Team Fortress 2 2:05:53 Unknown_11: Tetrabacks for 20 cents dude AI learned that shitty self harmonics from fucking trash 90s rep prompt engineers weigh in and tell me you've got rid of that shit I Think it depends on the beat that you give it when that covers the the vocals on the track, bro Unknown_11: AnimeSucks, Cope, and Sneed for five says, let it be known that Ralph is in a tough spot and that he needs a base Chad to be his boxing champion against the Coke Glasses Cuck. I am that base Chad. I need that three grand. Do you understand? Um, 2:06:35 Unknown_11: I think the Anime Sucks guy wants to become Ralph's, like, boxing instructor, which just sounds like a terrible idea, and I would seriously, honestly recommend against that. Unknown_11: Drewb8242 says, evening Josh, I know you dislike cilantro, so what are your favorite herbs? I love dill. I discovered my love of dill when I was in Ukraine. I really like dill. It pairs well with stuff. 2:07:09 Unknown_11: I mean, I like basil on basically everything. I know that's a basic bitch. Unknown_11: Does garlic count as an herb? Because I can eat a grotesque amount of garlic. I love garlic. Unknown_13: That's about it. That's what jumps to mind as my herbs. Unknown_11: Holy Howl for two says, hope you're having a good, I do hate cilantro. I hate cilantro. Holy Howl for two says, hope you're having a good, like to the point where I'll take a tub of anything and double check to make sure it doesn't have any cilantro in it. 2:07:49 Unknown_11: Holy Howl for two says, hope you're having a good day, Josh. You're my name, but always. Thank you, Holy Howl. I appreciate it. Payne Penguin for tweezers. I'm enjoying the memes. So remember Trump will leave you to rot if you politically if he is politically convenient for him source Julian Assange and J6 protesters absolutely correct He certainly will Sucks to be that guy that got shot for no fucking reason behind Sneed cricket for five says they should have had Chris American hero Kyle to protect Emperor Trump He wouldn't have hesitated to take out the shooter Even if the shooter was a four-year-old child standing out in the open 2:08:23 Unknown_11: Who the fuck is Chris Kyle? Unknown_11: I don't know who that is. Is it like a, like a army guy that like killed kids? Cause you know, they all kill kids. Yeah, maybe. Unknown_11: Sorry for ruining your joke. Ben Collins for 10 says blacks in Milwaukee are 6.7 times more likely than whites to be killed by Patrick S Tomlinson for pepperoni. Unknown_11: They have to put a stop to him, bro. He just keeps getting away with it. It's unfair. It's unjust. Where are the protesters? Where's Black Lives Matter, man? We got a pepperoni menace out there. 2:08:55 Unknown_11: Thank you. Red Eyes Black Dragon for 10 says, OK, George, can you explain with great detail on how to make the perfect Whataburger? How are they made? Unknown_11: So it's a regular hamburger roll. Unknown_11: It is a half pound patty. Unknown_11: It has a Whataburger seasoning on it. Unknown_11: If I remember correctly, the seasoning is applied after they flip it. 2:09:29 Unknown_11: It's like a salt with some kind of mix of shit on it. Unknown_11: And then it has pickles, tomatoes, iceberg. Unknown_11: I think onions, also onions. Yeah, onions are on by default. You have to ask for them off. You can get jalapenos on them if you'd like. The real secret is the mustard. Unknown_11: This is something that's really important that Americans have lost. I think you guys, in the US, it's only referred to as Dijon mustard, but in Europe, mustard is not like that gross Heinz bright yellow slop that they feed the glam. Um, mustard is extremely good. Like mustard seed is a delicious, delicious, delicious seed. And mustard is something I developed a love for while overseas and it pairs well with so much stuff that you don't think about because in the U.S. it's like sweet and gross and vinegary and shit. 2:10:08 Unknown_11: But real mustard is kind of like sour and tart just a little bit, but it has a tasty taste to it. And Whataburger uses like a Dijon mustard that's like not sweet, as it's a condiment instead of ketchup. And I think that's like the main reason why they're so good, is because it uses mustard instead of ketchup. Whereas BK sauce is like super sweet Heinz ketchup mixed with Heinz mustard, and McDonald's is just ketchup. Whataburger is mustard. 2:10:45 Unknown_13: Coco for five says please read 25 and 26 book of you not chapter 10. Okay, bro But this isn't like bad juju this isn't like inviting some fucking demon named Kala huckles locked up or whatever the fuck Unknown_13: Purify the earth from all oppression, from all injustice, from all crime, from all impiety, and from all the pollution which is committed upon it. 2:11:27 Unknown_11: Exterminate them from the earth. Then shall all the children of men be righteous, and all nations shall pay me divine honors and bless me, and all shall adore me. Unknown_11: There you go. Yetrabags420 says, it feels like the old school Mozilla type of thinking is just dead this generation. Yes, bro. All the 90s, like, computer techs of on people are fucking gone. Just got tranny retards now. Unknown_11: Colleges for five says sent you a retarded email. This is to make up for having to read my idiotic drivel Okay, sorry, but sorry to hear that I Just cleaned out my email and I already have like a hundred fucking message I got some band retard sending me like a bunch of spam mail and shit, too 2:12:07 Unknown_11: Galigula125 for 10 says, good stream, joosh. Question, of all the people named Nick, who do you rank from best to worst? Nick to Oreo, Nick Fuentes, Nick Ricada, Nick Ikado, Avocado, Nick Rochefort, or Nick Bate. Nick Rochefort is the best, Nick Bate is the worst. Unknown_11: It's not even close, but I would put the Oreo under Rochefort, but that's like a huge gap. It's like dropping from S tier to like C minus. Unknown_11: I would put Avocado under The Oreo Then I would put Nick Valente's over Rakeda Because he hasn't fed cocaine to any kids as far as I'm aware. That's how it kind of lines up 2:12:56 Unknown_11: There you go. The closest thing to smash or pass. Unknown_11: I will accept. Foxes for five says DEI isn't going away. It's just shedding its skin. Bridge is the initiative that's driving it now. They're in the DFE and are going underground phase. Unknown_11: Yeah, that's because they got found out. When people figured out about the DEI stuff and that it was affecting how people's 401ks were being allocated, and it gave people the opportunity to adjust where their 401ks were put to hurt companies, that spooked BlackRock, especially once the money ran out from the Fed printer. But they will try again. You just have to be aware that it's a never-ending battle. 2:13:33 Unknown_11: Dios mio la critiara for two says doubt they stopped DEI altogether in hispanic I reached out but who by a fag man By a Europe or the DEI in Xer Xer bio and at worst they just stopped auto hiring But they're still hunting for non-white talent. Unknown_00: Yeah, of course. Unknown_11: I don't want to hire white people white people complain too much and think too much Champa Ralph for 20 says this brief clip summarizes Ethan Ralph's last stream in 25 seconds 2:14:13 Unknown_13: Okay. See you. Unknown_02: What's wrong with him? Can't you tell he's high on painkillers? Never meant to cause you any... Unknown_11: South Park and Retrospect have like a lot of like poop and vomit humor. 2:14:46 Unknown_11: And I bet you that's the one Jewish guy's fault. I'm just going to say it. Unknown_11: Unfortunately, we didn't get to see a Ralph projectile vomit. That would have been funny though. Unknown_11: Thank you. Glory Filled Records for 10 says, hello, I'd like to share one of our songs from our up and coming music studio. Let us know your thoughts. And then there is a Suno link, which I'm pretty sure means that this is not from your studio. This is a Suno song called Sleepy Joe by Nomadic Voicing 434. Sleepy Joe! Sleepy Joe! 2:15:37 Unknown_04: Mr. President, don't you see I'm in debt? Student loans have eaten my hopes away. Wake you up, fucker! I'm addicted to fancy coke waiting for you. Wake your old ass up, fuck shit, or I'm ending you. Three, six, you know, go. Unknown_11: Please do not send me AI-generated music of you threatening to assassinate the President of the United States. Pretty good, though, for AI. I like how the lyrics are literally, oh, whoa. Good job. Space Allen for 20 says, ham jam. Great stream. Thank you, Space Allen. I appreciate it. The Bugs for Two says, I found your truck, nigga. And then there is a link to x.com slash bring a trailer. 2:16:14 Unknown_13: Oh, dude, this is perfect. 1977 Ford F-250 custom four by four. Unknown_11: Look at that. Oh, bro, that's pretty. I wouldn't paint it because it's such a nice color, but. Yeah, the only difference between what I described was it being like a baby blue color. I like that green, though. I wouldn't change it, because I don't want to fuck it up. It's a nice bed, too. That's good. Unknown_11: That's exactly it. That's my apocalypse truck. Unknown_11: Keep trucking, even if the EMPs drop jet. Unknown_11: DavidS877425 says, can't watch live, have to go to Home Depot. You need me to pick up anything. 2:16:54 Unknown_11: Home Depot? Unknown_11: I would like to get some bird seed. I have to go feed all my pigeons before I return. I need like a giant bag of pigeon feed so that they're fed for life as I leave the U.S. at the end of the year. Unknown_11: Uh, thank you. AnimeSucksCopensNeed46 says, gonna knock out that GlassesCokeWifeBeater to avenge the Ralph-O-Mail. What do you think of that A-log? Oh, this guy wants to box Aaron M. Holt. That's right, that's what he wants to do. He wants to box him. 2:17:27 Unknown_11: Good luck with that. He's gonna groundsland him and then put his face between his asscheeks and start farting. And go, brrap! PREP! And he's like, this one's for the cuties. PREP! That's what's going to happen to Aaron Imholt. Won't be fucking pretty. He won't recover from that one. Unknown_11: Anime Extremist for two says, Wings of Redemption has said he doesn't like anime. So your assumption that anime makes people tranny chase or turns people trans is completely back BTF out. Another win for the anime, right? 2:18:02 Unknown_11: Well, it's not mutually exclusive. You can have goon clowns that aren't also into anime. Unknown_11: Wreckage Brother for five says, last few streams have been bustin' for real, so thanks for handling the XMR situation. All right, thank you very much, I appreciate it. Glad that it's working, that the stream is not so shit. Unknown_11: 11circuit for two says, hamster for president, and then there's a cat box file, check him out. Unknown_11: There's an AI generated image of a hamster being protected by four suspiciously anime looking characters and the hamster has been shot However, he's been shot in his cheek and not his ear like the president was shot Even get hamsters that have like the little bite mark like shape on their ear. That would be footing Hamster gonna take it home though. Everyone's rooting for him. He's a murder now. Oh 2:18:52 Unknown_11: TwinkleTard for $100 says, hello, sir. Can you ask your audience to caption this? And then there is a link to a Kiwi farms attachment. Unknown_11: And it's a picture of destiny. Chat, would you like to caption this picture of destiny? I will leave it up on the screen. You may all submit your suggestions in the chat. I'll read the next couple. Unknown_11: Ameriberger, for five, FYI, the RNC had a Sikh prayer in front of a bunch of gray-haired boomers, and eventually they had Wiz Khalifa's face-tattooed wife on stage to give a speech. And then there's a YouTube link. I'll just take your word for it, though. Take your word for it. manlit cuck cuckold faggot cuck um it's tax free positively soy sure i'll suck it quote destiny dispense disgenic cuck mutant oh boy cool 2:19:32 Unknown_11: Uh, Soylent Master or Soylent Matter. 2:20:08 Unknown_11: And then lots of people saying a tax-free cuck overlord. Okay. Unknown_18: There you go. Unknown_11: Lucifero210 for one says next pill string. Do you think a null AI could fuck with Gunty? Yeah, probably if you can like put in like a quote Like an AI of me like speaking to Ralph like hey Ralph. I hacked your computer. I'm speaking to you directly from Serbia And then you can throw him ever the fuck you want in and I'll probably trick him if he's sufficiently pilled Haramberger42 says, we got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries. We got to move these refrigerators. We got to move these color TVs. 2:20:42 Unknown_11: Hey there, faggot. That's the way you do it. Unknown_11: He likes that song literally only because there's a line about custom kitchen cabinets because he did kitchen cabinets. Unknown_11: It's a good song regardless, but I think that particular line appeals to him directly. Unknown_11: Lucifer to 10 for one says why does Ralph like sound like Carl Weiser when he goes? I don't know the sounds he makes now are like so degenerate like he just sounds completely fucking out of it If I Moses Jones for Fox's hello Josh what your countries have you been to which was your favorite and why it might go visit Europe But not sure where to go 2:21:27 Unknown_11: I mean, when you ask a question like that, you gotta say what you're into, bro. Do you want just a super cheap vacation? If so, do you wanna see history? What kind of history do you wanna see? Do you wanna go swimming? Do you wanna go mountain climbing? Unknown_11: You know what I mean? If you want to go see, like, cool old Soviet stuff, you can go to, um, Parade Nostrovi. That might be a bad idea right now because of the war. Um, obviously, I mean, Odessa was beautiful, but a lot of the stuff there is bombed. I know that opera theater that was right next to where I lived, um, I think that got bombed out, which is a shame. It's a beautiful building. Um, the war really does not bring me any fucking worth. 2:22:03 Unknown_11: Chisinau is extremely cheap and very cool. Unknown_11: Romania is where all the poor British people go to go swim in the Black Sea. Unknown_11: Serbia has excellent food. Unknown_11: There's not there's not too much in like Central Europe because a lot of that shit got bombed out during the war And it's like filled with black people now Like Austria is like really pretty has like a lot of historical stuff that didn't get destroyed in the war I never get to go through Switzerland, but Switzerland has lots of natural beauty 2:22:48 Unknown_11: Yeah, not really a comprehensive answer unfortunately a lot of the Soviet countries that are cool to visit don't have Too much old stuff to go see for into history But if you want to go swimming you got the Black Sea in Romania in Bulgaria Bulgaria is desperate for fucking tourists Unknown_11: Raccoons4444430 says, I want to formally thank Null for the one time he successfully wingman for me during the KiwiCore days. Awesome stream, shoutouts to Chiat and Ethan Ralph is a retarded fae git. Unknown_11: I had no idea I successfully wingman for anyone. It sounds like it didn't work out. Maybe it was a one-time deal. Happy to help though. My fee is $20, so you've overcompensated me. Tax free, of course. Unknown_11: Thank you. Steno for two says saw this message on locale live that mentions the farms. Oh, wow. 2:23:34 Unknown_13: That fancy T locale live. Unknown_13: Kimster likes to pretend that he has no idea what the form is, but if you're curious, shout out from the keynote casino chat on the farms, boss man, Jack W. Wings, L. BBC screen chaser. Unknown_11: I don't know. You gotta pay for Kim's stepdaughter somehow. Unknown_11: Tenshi9242 says, he was referencing Trump's plan to make tips tax free. 2:24:09 Unknown_11: Well, there's a big difference between Trump campaigning on making tips tax free versus him thinking that the Supreme Court has made tips tax free. Those are completely different things. Unknown_11: Tetra backs or for $300 says these are tax-free These are tips. I am collecting these are tax-free You don't think it's true at least not yet, dude if he makes if he makes tip tax-free He'd be mine easy for real Unknown_11: Thank you very much. M H dark law for five says hey jersh. This week's recommendation is compass by you Yama Hiroto, it's not anime and you won't have to hear any Japanese Here's a title link and then there is a title link to a track. I will send this to myself on the telegram I Assume it's instrumental Japanese people all in play piano. So there's lots of Japanese instrumentals and shit 2:24:51 Unknown_18: Thank you. Unknown_11: Gosh, Kenazi for five says, please, sir. Gumroad content. When I will desperately try to bash out fucking anything this weekend, anything. I have an idea of what I want to do. And then I have a backup plan. That's way, way lazier, but I'll do that. Unknown_11: My plan, I would love it. If I could do every weekend, if I could do one gumroad video until I catch up to one a month from way back when that's my long-term plan. 2:25:44 Unknown_11: I guess I could just easily just bash out something just like hello Remind people that they're subscribed to my government so they can cancel it Thank you Sneed worthy for fives is I hope you covered Kyle Carozza and the LA cartoon industry next dream they deserve what's coming to them Oh, yeah, some fucking cartoonist got outed for being like a sex pest and everyone knew about it But I just like tolerated it for forever Unknown_11: Hamster is a turf for once as extra good stream today. I can't think of anything funny to say. Thanks. Sure. Thank you very much Appreciate it. Well, you don't take her prices. We're off screaming tasks free as if he's ever followed a tax return in his life He probably last followed a tax return when he was married to Nora because Nora is responsible enough that she would probably force him to but after that I don't think he's probably ever filed a Unknown_11: Wally Dante for 15 says, AnimeSucksKopenSneeds sends me a link to the Supreme Court decision saying Super Chats are tax-free. AnimeSucksKopenSneeds sends me a link to a Supreme Court decision saying Super Chats are task-free. Thank you very much. I'm glad to have this information now. And AnimeSucksKopenSneeds for six says, You're right Josh, training Ralph is a bad idea, but my fee to not train him is $3,000. Can we hit the goal? Bro, do whatever the fuck you want. 2:26:42 Unknown_11: Not gonna like bribe you to not do something dumb. Come on now That's not in my interest All right, cool. Excellent. Wonderful. I will see you guys on Friday. Take it easy Have a great week trying to get shot in the air. Bye. Where's the song at? 2:27:19 Unknown_11: Here was the song. All right, take it Unknown_03: But you need to close the pool today. No joke, it's a serious matter. You need someone to block the ladder. Have a slap a bitch right in the face. She was beating all over the place. Now the water may test positive. Best close the pool if you want to live. Pool's closed. Pool's closed. Pool's closed for today. Pool's closed. Pool's closed. Pool's closed due to AIDS. Summer is here Can't get any hotter But we can't swim Because there's blood in the water Don't swim If you don't wanna get AIDS Don't swim Unless you're already gay Pool's closed Pool's closed Pool's closed for today Pool's closed Pool's closed Pool's closed due to AIDS I caught a fish on the water 2:28:32 Unknown_03: Cause her ass was too wide Now there's AIDS at the water park More dangerous than swimming with sharks Pool's close, pool's close Pool's close for today Pool's close, pool's close Pool's close to the AIDS Pool's close, pool's close Pool's close for today Pool's close, pool's close Pool's close to the AIDS Unknown_03: Don't swim unless you're already gay. Unknown_03: Pool's closed. Pool's closed. Pool's closed for today. 2:29:27 Unknown_03: Pool's closed. Pool's closed. Pool's closed due to AIDS. You don't wanna get AIDS, bitch. Pool's closed.