Anggy (July 12th, 2024) - Mad at the Internet 2024-07-12

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Unknown_03: Special shout out to that one guy on rumble who leaves a comment every time I crack a monster and sip it on stream I'm sorry

Unknown_03: I am not in a good mood today. I am filled with actual genuine rage and hatred. I would like to explain to you all why, but it will have to wait for another stream. My contempt overflows. I harbor ill will towards many people, and the things I actually want to say would get me arrested. So I'm just going to have to try and abort that line of thinking before it becomes a long-term problem for me. Chat.

Unknown_03: Speaking of abortions, I'm going to spread my ill will towards mankind this stream.

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Unknown_03: Here we have an old article from 1985 called 16,500 fetuses to get burial after long fight on funeral. This is a special article that someone asked me to read and I said I would save it for a rainy day and indeed it rains. It does indeed downpour. It doth flood the streets. So in 1985 after a long contentious debate with a Jewish abortionists in LA who literally kept the board fetuses and mayo jars and pickled them and just stored them in like his garage and around his house.

Unknown_03: this was discovered, and so they had a debate about what to do about it. Now, of course, the obvious answer would be to try and repatriate the aborted fetuses for proper burial, with maybe a mourning funeral procession, but because in California law, the consensus is that They're just medical waste tissue. It doesn't actually make sense to have any kind of, like, you can't treat them as remains. If you treat it as remains, then it has to be treated as a human, the fetus, so they can't do that. You're caught in this weird thing where you have these 16,500 fetuses locked up in a Jewish man's house and they can't try and honor that because by law they're not living things, they're just medical waste.

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Unknown_03: but obviously that's a little bit disgusting.

Unknown_03: They said that there would be a mass burial for the fetuses, but there would be no mourning allowed, no funeral procession allowed, and no trying to give the remains to the women that it came from.

Unknown_03: Basically, it was like if a Jewish man had 16,500 little trophies stored around his house made of stolen metal,

Unknown_03: And they said, well, what do we do with all these trophies that this man made for himself? It's like, well, I guess we can bury them in a dump. It would be too hard to try and figure out where they came from and give the medal back to people.

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Unknown_03: And it would be impermissible to allow him to keep the stolen medal, the stolen trophies.

Unknown_03: I'm just going to bury them. I'll read the article because it's nice and short and I'll point something out about this.

Unknown_03: After three years of argument, so it took three years since figuring out this abortionist guy had these fetuses, I found a container in the home of a man who ran a medical laboratory.

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Unknown_03: It was in the storage container, so it was like a little shrine that he had built in his backyard. He just bought like a cheap, I don't remember how many hundred dollars at the time, storage container off the L.A. Harbor, put it in his backyard and filled it full of fetus jars.

Unknown_03: Supervisors went to Tuesday with little discussion and sent the fetuses to the Guerra, Gutierrez, Alexander Mortuary, and Los Angeles for burial. According to Toby Milligan, spokesman for the Department of Health Services, the long battle over what to do with the fetuses had pitted religious and other anti-abortion groups against a feminist group represented by the American Civil Liberties Union. The abortion opponents sought permission to hold services for the fetuses, but the Southern California Chapter of Civil Liberties Union, on behalf of the Feminist Women Health Center, challenged that in court and said the fetuses should be cremated, containing that they were unwanted biological tissue and not humans. Judge Robert O'Brien of the Superior Court ruled last month that Los Angeles County could authorize burial as long as there is no religious ceremony, the burial site had not been determined, It was also not known if the fetuses had been buried in a single grave, Ms. Milligan said. She said that they had been kept in five pine boxes. The fetuses were discovered in February 1992 when the company sent workers to repossess a steel storage bin. Bro!

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Unknown_03: Mr. Malvin Vicebag. The only reason why they found out about 16,500 fetuses was because he didn't pay for his steel storage container. And they repossessed it. He was so stingy he didn't even pay for his fetus bin. Un-fucking-real.

Unknown_03: And it was just, it was just in his front yard. That's crazy. In the Woodland Hills, the district attorney's office confiscated the fetuses, considered criminal prosecution, but no charges were filed, and Robert Philobosian, then the district attorney, planned to turn them over to the Catholic League of Southern California for burial with services.

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Unknown_03: A majority of the county supervisors agreed with this plan, and President Reagan wrote to support the move to hold memorial services for the children. The Feminist Center, however, filed suit on the grounds that the plan had violated the constitutional separation of church and state.

Unknown_03: The legal battle eventually reached the California Supreme Court, which agreed with the Feminist Center. The Supreme Court led that the ruling stand in March, and that the case was remanded to trial with court. The judge ordered that the county dispose of the fetuses either by cremation or burial, and without arranging or participating in religious services.

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Unknown_09: Here's the best part.

Unknown_09: Check this out.

Unknown_03: So this is the New York Times, and we can see here, 16,500 fetuses to get burial after long fight on funeral. Beset on, does it say what page this is? It does not say the page number that I can read. That might be A15 up there. Labor Day Sale Macy's, a Wallace's Guide to Labor Day Savings.

Unknown_03: American Fitch, Custom Shoes, and then a big ad for Furs, New Through Labor Day. So we got a page that is basically full of ads and nothing else. And then right at the top, if you squint, there's the 16,500 aborted fetuses.

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Unknown_03: Cool.

Unknown_19: Nice.

Unknown_03: A little bit of, uh, Oh, is that Amber Cromley and Finch? Okay. Just a little detour. Back to a more wholesome time, the 1980s.

Unknown_03: Alright, time to wash it down. We need some hamster-related news, get ready.

Unknown_03: Mr. Pancake, they yell. You are under arrest.

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Unknown_03: Now you can see that he's in leopard print clothing. This is Mr. Pancake.

Unknown_15: In the name of the law, Pancake, get on your belly. They managed to wrestle this homeless man named Mr. Pancake over to his back. Breaking and entering. Theft.

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Unknown_03: So he broke into a building and stole from it. Do you want to guess what he stole?

Unknown_03: He went into a pet store and filled his pantalones full of hamsters, which the police erroneously identify as mirror gerbils. But they are in fact hamsters that are being rescued from Mr. Pancake's pants. It was a cheetah print pants that I feel I should identify.

Unknown_03: And then the cop is also Quick to to add you're also not only are you being arrested for breaking entering in theft? You're being arrested for animal abuse because this this is a crime against fashion Maybe I should've been the fourth charge also crimes against fashion Oh

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Unknown_03: The cops are calling in to HQ. We rescued a gerbil from his pants.

Unknown_15: Multiple gerbils recovered.

Unknown_03: Multiple gerbils. Multiple. They're like tripping over themselves to be the one to call this in. Yeah. Multiple gerbils recovered.

Unknown_25: We're advising that our suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants.

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Unknown_03: And then HQ has to repeat that because they want to be in the clip too.

Unknown_03: That's nice. That's wholesome. I hope all the gerbils were okay, chat.

Unknown_03: YouTube has escalated its war on ad blockers. We, the ad non-watching, are being persecuted for our, ooh, is that a thing? Can I claim that I have a religion that watch, it's a branch of, what's the most based religion? Insert that into your head, it's a branch of that, but we have a thing where if you watch ads, the devil is controlling your soul, so we can't watch any ads.

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Unknown_03: And so exercising our religious freedoms, we run ad blockers to modify content as we see fit. And YouTube is infringing on our religious freedoms by trying to block our ad blockers. They're now inserting ads, as I mentioned previously, directly into the playlist that make up a video so that the files directly contain advertisements to try and trick your browser.

Unknown_03: Um, and recently they've taken some steps to try and break common tools that people use to not watch ads. Uh, SmartTube is a phenomenal, phenomenal application that is banned from the YouTube Play Store, but if you install it on your, um, your, uh, your Chrome TV, Chromecast thing, you can watch YouTube exactly as you would on the app, but better with Sponsor Block and with Ad Block built in directly to it. They're blocking that they're blocking new pipe. They're trying to block YouTube DL Within 24 hours the people found ways around this, but they're trying really hard To obstruct your ability to block ads and I hope I hope that this is a sign that YouTube is suffering immensely I Hope this is an indication that Google is in financial dire straits and they're trying to squeeze every dime that they fucking can and

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Unknown_03: It's it's it's really frustrating because it's like I Don't know. I Guess a lot of people do still watch ads I guess because they don't bother to add block but in the 90s when I grew up, I Remember how many fucking? advertisements there were continuously on television how the YouTube are I

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Unknown_03: had the TV programming block had been modified so that cartoons and shit were like 20 minutes long so that they could insert like a ratio of 1 to 3 for advertising blocks into the cartoons and shit and then you buy a fucking DVD and what does the DVD have? The DVD has unskippable ads because they cooperate with the DVD manufacturers to create segments that you can't fucking skip when you insert the fucking ad. I remember being at my aunt's house when I was a teenager and I was with my cousins who were little kids and they loved Disney so we're gonna put in like the DVD for Frozen or whatever or we're gonna put in the DVD for Beauty and the Beast or whatever and we're gonna watch a movie. Well, these fucking DVDs Have like literally five minutes of advertisements prior to Prior to the actual film so in there because they're DVDs and their physical media. They're like outdated so you're sitting there on a couch and you're watching an advertisement for Jack and Jill out in theaters and

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Unknown_03: In whatever fucking year that's like five years ago that movie already came out. It was already shit But now it's baked into your fucking DVD drive so you can't skip it forever and ever And that's precisely why people Pirate shit because you pirate a movie and what do you get you get that you get the program? And then you can watch as many times as you want you can skip around you click the button and it just starts playing the fucking movie And you don't have to there's no issues

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Unknown_03: You can watch it with whatever subtitles you want and everything. And same with TV. TV's the exact same thing. So we had it good. Right when the internet came out, we had it real fucking good. But now, but now, they want to send us back to the dark times. They want to send us back to the times where we had to watch fucking advertisements. And I will never, ever, Watch your advertisements. If I am forced to watch ads, I just don't. Like, I have no issue never, like, because sometimes I want to see like a gameplay footage. So I'll go to, like, my instinct is, oh, I'll go to Twitch and see somebody playing it. I go to Twitch and then it's like, I see ads. I click anything and I see fucking advertisements. And I'm like, I have no interest in doing this. I just click out. I find it very easy to avoid Twitch for this reason.

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Unknown_03: I just hate it and I wish more people hated advertisements as much as I did because it's an unwanted intrusion in your attention span. YouTube is selling your attention span. It's your property. And they're fucking with you at a psychological level to expose you to dumb bullshit to try and get you to buy stuff for their profit. It is an inherently adversarial relationship between the advertiser and the customer. because your position is that you're happy as you are, you're watching the video, you got everything you need, and the advertiser's goal is to get you to want to buy things you don't even know that you want. Like back in the day, it used to be like, oh, I know I need a car. So you have advertisements trying to influence you to buy a Ford or Chevy or whatever.

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Unknown_03: Now it's like, oh, here's some fucking garbage on Timu. This was made for 15 cents in a Bangladesh sweatshop. We chopped off a child's hands for not meeting quota. We're sending you this fucking trash for $2.

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Unknown_03: It's going to end up in a landfill. This stupid plastic piece of shit you're buying is going to end up in a Texas-sized landfill at the bottom of the ocean that chokes out the life of our environment. But it'll bring you some satisfaction for a number of minutes. And we've put this in front of you. And because most people are below 100 IQ and they're retarded and they have no impulse control, they do. They buy this shit.

Unknown_03: And that's why

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Unknown_03: It's this is again, by the way another situation where the most retarded people on the planet control everybody else because Like you think a lot of people like Express the skepticism. Why the fuck do they try to make these annoying ads? Why do they make it so that I have to watch them like when I start seeing advertisements I can't skip I become adverse to that brand like I don't want them anymore when they when their advertisements annoy me

Unknown_03: Sir, you have an IQ of 105, you're not their target demographic. The annoying bullshit fucking advertisements works on the chicken Americans and the curry Americans and the other unwashed masses and that's why they do it.

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Unknown_03: Consumer psychology is a master degree course that teaches you how to manipulate the dumbest echelons of our society into buying your fucking garbage at a price that's not worth. And the money that they make off exploiting dumb fucks greatly, greatly outpaces the money that they would make from appealing to smarter people. That's why they do it. If it didn't make sense economically, they wouldn't do it.

Unknown_09: I hate ads.

Unknown_09: I hate YouTube.

Unknown_09: iFunny.

Unknown_03: So this is a weird drama that's come out of nowhere, and I've been paying attention to it because so many new people have registered to shit-talk iFunny from iFunny that I'm incidentally exposed to it simply because I'm looking at the moderation queue and seeing posts being made.

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Unknown_03: iFunny says this is their official brand account on X. Guys, I want to reiterate again that just because our automod banned lots of people from the app for reasons like CP, death threats, gore, extremism on both sides, and hardcore porn, we are getting hate bombed with tons of things that are not the truth and keep spamming that the

Unknown_03: Social team is someone named Zeke. Haha. I think they were Indian owned now Plus like the previous post says y'all got nothing to worry about just send an appeal to the priority email Provided with if your account was wrongfully targeted and we will fix it tongue out emoji

Unknown_03: super professional, you know, sure to ease concerns about what's going on. And what's going on is that, um, they have been sold. I funny is 10th birthday birthday has come up and the Russian company that owned it, uh, has, I guess had issues monetizing it probably in part because of the fact that they're Russian now and sanctioned and make it difficult to get any kind of payment processing and shit. Um, so they sold it to a investment, a small like investment firm company.

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Unknown_03: And they've done a bunch of shit, which has caused mass bans across the site. As someone explained it to me, this is the new guy.

Unknown_09: I think.

Unknown_09: Max Krenov, Group CEO at Funcorp, Venture Partner at Step Ahead Capital, Advertiser at Neurodive.

Unknown_03: Funcorp is the iFunny company, and he recently took over.

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Unknown_03: So now, they're trying to become advertiser-friendly, and they're trying to get revenue, and they want to have premium services. Well, the issue with that is that you have to have a payment processor. And iFunny is strangely, particularly not politically correct. There's a lot of chad content. There's a lot of like I think like soy Jack type stuff weird shit That's a racist humor, and that's all stuff that a payment processor does not want to see

Unknown_03: So Mr. Kranov looks at this and says like, well, we're trying to run a business. We're trying to make money and we need to be able to process payments. So to meet our payment processor obligations, we're going to implement auto mod systems to ban problematic content. And this completely and totally clears out like ifunnies, uh, old reliable users that are super popular.

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Unknown_03: Um, and by doing so upset, like a bunch of the existing user base.

Unknown_09: I think that I guess I can play around with this a little bit.

Unknown_09: This thread is the drama thread, but there is a thread for the... I think it's improving grounds.

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Unknown_09: Where the fuck is it?

Unknown_09: Is it already moved out?

Unknown_09: Usually threads sit in that fucking board for ages.

Unknown_09: Oh, it is out already.

Unknown_09: Okay, so they speculate that, um,

Unknown_09: They speculate that the moderator team is Indian because some of the things that got banned immediately when they implemented the automatic moderation stuff were pictures of steak, and obviously since Indians are mostly Hindu and they worship cows,

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Unknown_03: There was some speculation that it was like moderation was outsourced to stake, but there's not really any Any verifiable information that indicates this and I funny itself denies it I think that they went even cheaper than Indians and they've just flat-out automated it because if I remember correctly there was a time where I

Unknown_03: they were testing porn detection bots, and weird shit would flag up, and I can kind of imagine that pictures of steak to a robot might look vaguely pornographic. In fact, I bet you, depending on their sources, you know how a lot of subreddits and stuff are called food porn? I bet you if a food porn subreddit accidentally got mixed into the machine learning model,

Unknown_03: Like they put in like a bunch of porn subreddits and like well this one says food porn I guess that's it too and they just plug it in without thinking And then it pulls all these pictures of like delicious looking steak and the bot just thinks that like cuts up meat or porn This is just examples of like all the shit on the iPhone

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Unknown_03: June is dinosaur month and I will die on this hill, but get it trending. So this is obviously problematic.

Unknown_09: You can't post this on the internet.

Unknown_09: Oh God, I think someone asked me just to look at all this shit, rate their memes.

Unknown_03: Okay, I'll rate your meme. I've never posted on iFunny, but I'll look at all this shit. There were lots of sympathetic posts on the, um, on iFunny for the Kiwi farms.

Unknown_03: GameStop, Naked Shorts, did, did you lose something?

Unknown_03: And then I think they snuck in the N word here, uh, which is, uh,

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Unknown_03: I think why this post got deleted. I think that's what they're trying to demonstrate is that they, they sneak stuff in that the bots detect and freak out about.

Unknown_03: Um, this one, Oh, is this like the, the protest?

Unknown_03: No, it's not. Okay. So this is just a post that Saru made two years ago, which has been, which has just been all my funny. And now the, now they have to delete this kind of quality content.

Unknown_03: This one says when I say a neighbor being whipped like a stupid... I don't have a fun word. I don't have a fun word for black. I guess I can say black. A stupid black gorilla monkey. That's kind of racist.

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Unknown_03: Hello guys, it is I a trad Catholic conquistador 1488. That's pretty accurate. Basically my head cannon Culver's entering the basement where he keeps his trad Catholic tanks a boy wife the eight-year-old Bolivian boy sold his piss poor parents just doesn't realize yet I Think that Culver's is gonna be like somebody in the community they don't like I

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Unknown_03: Religious extremism that doesn't make sense. That's not a religious extremist.

Unknown_03: I Don't know do you think payment processors would have an issue with this they might It's the same thing I already saw that

Unknown_03: If you love paganism so much, I suggest you try the following most popular pagan traditions at all. Conversion to Christianity. That was actually funny.

Unknown_03: Just had my top comment deleted by a pagan LARPing mod, apparently. I'll say it again. Pagan beliefs are so weak, there's a reason why they converted without a fight 90% of the time.

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Unknown_03: Zishian beliefs are so weak, there is... Oh, ex-shian. I guess it's supposed to be like Christian. There's a reason why they converted to atheism without a fight 100% of the time. Well, in Russia it wasn't.

Unknown_09: There was definitely a fight.

Unknown_09: I got you.

Unknown_09: Violent content, religious extremism.

Unknown_03: In the post by iFunny, they said, we have been threatened by extremism on both sides. So the communists are rising the fuck up and threatening to collectivize iFunny.

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Unknown_03: Sucks. Sucks for them, I guess. Sucks that their internet is being ruined. Welcome to the club.

Unknown_09: I'm surprised it lasted this long with this kind of shit, actually.

Unknown_03: Okay, this is political, kind of. Not really. I don't think we can consider this political anymore. It's just retarded.

Unknown_03: Here's a message from President Joe Biden regarding the NATO summit meeting.

Unknown_04: I've said before, Russia will not prevail in this war. Ukraine will prevail in this war and will stand with them every single step of the way. That's what the compact says loudly and clearly. And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination. Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.

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Unknown_03: This isn't even the best one. There's a picture, there's one video that's taken at an angle so you can see Zelensky standing behind him. And he has like a double take. He's just in shock that he just heard what he did. And he had to, I guess, I think Biden has like an earpiece. The way that Biden sounds to me is that he's just repeating word for word what he hears in like his earpiece. And then when he said that, whoever the fuck was talking to him, like freak sounds like, no, no, no, Zelensky's Zelensky, not Putin. Putin's the bad guy.

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Unknown_03: Reminds me of that one time in American history. I mean, this isn't so bad. I remember that time that FDR met with Stalin and said, Mr. Hitler, it's nice to meet you. It was very embarrassing. Luckily, the press, much like with talking about his crippled legs, simply omitted this gaffe in most of the publications at the time. But it was roundly identified in memoirs as being a thing that actually happened. No, I'm full of shit. This is extremely embarrassing. There's more, actually.

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Unknown_04: I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President, though I think she's not qualified to be President.

Unknown_03: Say that again. I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President, though I think she's not qualified to be President.

Unknown_03: Vice President Trump. She's a pretty girl. She's fine to be Vice President. That sassy Miss Trump.

0:29:46
Unknown_04: I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President.

Unknown_03: That's Anthony Blinken. Immediately, as soon as he says that, he's thinking, oh my god. He even sucks it in his lips. He's like, oh, fuck.

Unknown_04: Fuck. Don't think she's not qualified to be president. So let's start there.

Unknown_04: Number one.

Unknown_03: Everybody looks so uncomfortable.

Unknown_04: The fact is that the consideration

0:30:21
Unknown_03: That guy is like shooketh to the core, okay?

Unknown_03: He's not having a good time. I mean, my numbers are better in Israel than they are here.

Unknown_04: But then again, they're better than a lot of other people here too, but anyway.

Unknown_03: Um, that was, I actually watched this part because someone said that there was like a funny Biden thing going on. So I tuned in and this is the part that I saw. He's like yammering in an incomprehensible, inarticulate way, which barely registers as like actual human language. But they ask him about Israel. And it's like a mote of soul in him, flamed and came to life. He's like energetic. He's speaking coherently. He's correctly referencing like ministers in Israel and, and prime ministers that he's spoken with and is like naming off every member of the, the Israeli, uh, war, war cabinet. And it's just like,

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Unknown_03: It's like he's not even alive until Israel is mentioned and then he's up, he's like someone, he did like a bump of cocaine. He's at the top of his game.

0:31:33
Unknown_09: Respectfully, earlier you misspoke in your opening answer and you referred to Vice President Harris as Vice President Trump.

Unknown_19: Right now Donald Trump is using that to mock your age and your memory. How do you combat that criticism from tonight?

Unknown_04: Listen to him.

Unknown_04: This concludes tonight's press conference. Thank you. Bye.

Unknown_16: Thanks everyone.

0:32:05
Unknown_03: I hope the White House cook has my chicken tendies all ready for me. I cannot sleep until I have my chicken tendies and a ice cold glass of Arizona iced tea.

Unknown_09: This is how I sleep.

Unknown_09: I think this is the Zelensky one.

Unknown_03: This is the full correction where he realizes his mistake. I think this is the one that has Zelensky right next to him. Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination.

0:32:44
Unknown_04: Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.

Unknown_03: it's so he was ready to lock up and then he look he's listening you can tell that he's listening to the speaker and he's like no no no Zelensky Zelensky not Putin

Unknown_04: I'm so focused on beating Putin. We got to worry about it. Anyway, anyway, dude, the way he speaks now where he just goes, anyway, like randomly or like he has like these weird, um, cutters in his dialogue where he just goes, anyways, it's like they've trained him.

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Unknown_03: Like if you ever lose your train of thought, just say anyways, so that it sounds like, you know, you've recognized that you're rambling. Instead of just rambling I think before it was just like he would just ramble endlessly And they've kind of coached him like if you ever like forget what you're talking about just say anyway So it looks like it you've recognized it and you're moving on because he does this a lot now I'm better it is me action man from movie

Unknown_03: I am ready to sacrifice any number of lives on either side so that I can receive hundreds of millions of dollars and funnel them into estates that are in various countries that have no extradition treaty with either Russia or the United States. Slava Ukraine!

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Unknown_04: And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination. Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.

Unknown_03: Hey. I can't believe that our government recognizes Putin as the president of Ukraine. It's all over. It's now THE Ukraine. It's not Ukraine anymore. We gotta add the indefinite article. THE. I like this picture too. Vice President Trump.

0:34:43
Unknown_03: Kamala really is a lizard. She's either Indian or black or Hawaiian or orange depending on her audience Come was gonna show up at the the Republican National Committee dressed up as Trump. Nobody's gonna notice This isn't some more bullshit, but this is from a bald and bankrupt He went to Uganda and was requested that I play this video. So let's take a look at what they're doing in Uganda

0:35:18
Unknown_17: Of the greatest boss here in the bus stand we have here a sticker of Idi Amin that done a former president of Uganda before But do you like him? Why not? Okay, and who else we have?

Unknown_03: Dude black people in Africa. They look so shiny It's like um, it's like he's made of that that waxy oil that like you get from petroleum I think it's called bitumen or if you're English, it's bitumen He looks like he's covered in that. He's so shiny. He's a shiny Pokemon.

Unknown_17: Why not? Okay. And who else we have? This is Bobby Wine. Here we have Bobby Wine, who is a rapper and is against the government. I can say this. Here we have Gaddafi, the former president of Libya. We have here, who's this?

0:35:57
Unknown_17: Who have we got on the front? Who else we got? The beast. We've got some WWE. We've got King Jong. King Jong Un. You like him? Why not? Oh yeah, why not? Exactly. This is, you know him? Hey, it's Bruce Lee. Jack Chan. Jackie Chan. Michael Tyson. Michael Tyson. Saddam. Saddam Hussein. Bruce Lee. And, finally, we've got... I'll probably get demonetised for saying his name. So, you know who it is. Hitler.

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Unknown_17: What do you think of Hitler? Hitler is one of the powerful, one of the powerful leaders in the whole world. You respect powerful leaders? Why not? Yeah, no, I agree. The way he looked, the world was good.

Unknown_17: You had the best van here?

Unknown_03: I think so. I think so.

Unknown_03: I like how he has like a Chinese shirt too. Oh dude, this just shows you that like China is just like, we are most powerful nation in the world. And they're just like, yeah, why not? You can, you can harvest our natural resources now. Why not? That's the easy game. All right.

0:37:05
Unknown_03: Okie dokie artichokies Let's take a second ham. Do we have a do I like a popcorn eating him?

Unknown_03: I'm really pushing it with my hamsters. I think No, that's the Baldo ham It's an American ham. Can I like I? Need a I need a version of a news hamster where it's like flipped around and he's watching the other side.

0:37:41
Unknown_03: I Want to watch a movie with my hamster? Alright, let's hit a movie trailer chat. I

Unknown_00: My god, it's so bad right off the bat Okay, we're making a movie it's an in-depth Emotional art house piece about trans shit.

Unknown_03: How are we gonna start? What sound can we use to introduce to set the stage, right? Oh

Unknown_03: Oh, you want to do the sound effect of the Tyrannosaurus stomping towards the Jeep and the water droplet is bouncing on the cup. Like Inception. You want like an Inception horn for your fucking indie film. Okay, great, cool, awesome.

0:38:15
Unknown_08: I'm going home for my dad's birthday.

Unknown_14: Oh my gosh!

Unknown_03: Who sounds like... He sounds like Frederick... Or he... She... Elliot Ellen Page.

Unknown_03: Sounds like Frederick Brennan.

Unknown_08: Going home for my dad's birthday.

Unknown_03: Why? Why? Imagine all the effort to transition and then you just sound like the midget. I haven't gone back in close to four years.

0:38:49
Unknown_08: Bold. That's a bold move. Is it?

Unknown_06: First impression with the brother it is really nice to meet you. I know I'm just nothing but a disappointment to them You sort of took off you've been gone.

Unknown_07: You can come to dad and I for you know, anything if you need it I'm really okay in so many ways.

Unknown_06: I am for the first time there's so much symbolism.

Unknown_03: Wait, hold up. Oh

0:39:22
Unknown_07: You can come to dad and I for you know anything if you that right there You can come to dad and I you may think that this is useless b-roll footage of her preparing a soup but this is actually a deeply resonating image of a mutilated penis of a knife cutting through a soylent fake penis appendage chat bravo Bravo the the filmography for, you know, anything if you need it.

Unknown_06: I'm really okay. In so many ways I am for the first time.

Unknown_07: I just still think of you as my little girl.

Unknown_03: Oh my god, the heckin' transphobia.

Unknown_04: You're so sad. The last thing a parent wants is for their kid to be sad. He looks so good. I love that bumper. A soul-bearing performance from Paige.

0:40:17
Unknown_20: Is that... which one?

Unknown_03: What do we call it? I don't know, just use the last name, that hasn't changed. Why?

Unknown_03: Literally, I think that this is also a tranny and he sounds like he has down syndrome Like legit just had like a down syndrome person on set for this.

0:40:52
Unknown_08: I love it Oh, yeah pages return to the big screen Oh, yeah, there's that guy I was wondering where he was You pick me up when I'm- The best performance of Paige's already impressive career.

Unknown_03: Which one? I don't know all the rules.

Unknown_06: What are you talking about rules? I'm just a person, just talk to me. You're going through a thing, we all have to obey you.

Unknown_16: Obey what? I just worry about you.

Unknown_03: I love that part, because that's like real.

Unknown_16: You're going through a thing, we all have to obey you. Obey what?

Unknown_03: You're going through a thing we all have to obey. And then she's like, obey what? I don't know your bullshit fucking rules about your name and shit, because you just look like a little girl that has taken a bunch of testosterone and now you talk like a retard.

0:41:39
Unknown_03: We have to pretend that you're a man. Otherwise we get fired. I just worry about you.

Unknown_08: You weren't worrying about me when I was actually not okay.

Unknown_07: I'm so proud of you.

Unknown_03: Mom, you weren't worried about me when you sold me to Hollywood for millions of dollars, and then I was super mega raped by every single man that I encountered for the next 15 years, huh? But now that I'm a tranny, now that I pooned out, you're like, oh my God, my poor baby girl. You, my brave boy, living who you really are.

0:42:20
Unknown_08: You were the only person I felt myself around.

Unknown_04: That kid was in so much pain before.

Unknown_03: Ellen Page is like 40. So yeah, it's so weird how even like the pooners are like, I want to be a boy. I want to be my little boy. Like it's like with the autogenophiles are like, I want to be a girl. You want to be a woman? No.

Unknown_03: I want to be a girl. I want to have sleepovers with teenage girls and we have sexy lingerie pillow fights like real girls. I never got to have these sexy lingerie pillow fights that all women have.

0:42:54
Unknown_03: But now, I'm catching up on time.

Unknown_03: That's a bit weird, Ms. Page.

Unknown_03: August 16th, I can't wait.

Unknown_03: Produced with the participation of the Ontario Creates and Canadian Film or Video Production Tax Credit Copyright.

Unknown_03: Such is life.

0:43:29
Unknown_03: Oh no! Transphobia in the comments! The Large Hadron Anus Collider says, Pooner, the movie, Revenge of Little Dude.

Unknown_03: Oh yeah, this. Oh, I even commented on this, actually. There's my reply. This person says, there's this weird obsession with being considered a boy, never a man, but a boy. It's really weird. And then this guy, whoever the fuck he may be with the weird cowhead avatar, the Tims do it too. They're always girls, never women.

0:44:01
Unknown_03: It's sad to see a pawn get moved around a chessboard like Ellen has.

Unknown_03: No way that she's dressed like Tyrone Biggums on purpose, lol. Pass. The voice is hilarious.

Unknown_09: The voice is, like, shockingly bad.

Unknown_09: The wall always wins. Being a man is not easy, is it? It's hard.

Unknown_09: Um, I will skip through all this guy's bullshit, uh, and just show you the thing.

Unknown_03: So this is a John Deere training, uh, video.

0:44:36
Unknown_22: Here's the training video.

Unknown_01: Cathy just started work in my office. She's settling in well, but this morning I heard a couple of my colleagues gossiping about her. They were saying that Cathy used to be a man and they are now reluctant to use the same bathroom. I don't know if I should say something.

Unknown_22: Now, what do you think it is that this lady's supposed to say?

Unknown_03: Thanks for helping Rashmi. So that woman is an Indian right off the bat.

Unknown_03: Whether or not the rumors are true, Rashmi should report this right away to the appropriate department or a manager. Revealing someone's gender identity without their consent and before they are ready to reveal it is called outing someone, which is a violation of someone's privacy.

0:45:10
Unknown_03: Our gender identity is a deeply personal part of who we are, which is why being outed can be a very distressing experience. It's also important to remember that if Kathy is trans, saying she used to be a man is not accurate. Trans women are women, and they've never not been a woman. The gender identity doesn't just align with who the sex assigned with them at birth. Sex change is also an inaccurate and outdated word because of the surgery changes of a person's physical anatomy to better reflect their gender identity that they identify with. This is John Deere. This is the largest agriculture equipment producer in the entire world. Their equipment spans every fucking country in the entire fucking world.

0:45:56
Unknown_03: Here's another fun fact about John Deere.

Unknown_03: They have proprietary software systems that integrate into all their tractors, especially seed planters. They have a very fine GPS planting software thing, and it's completely proprietary, and it requires a subscription. So everybody using John Deere tractors and John Deere seed planters are using it because they have this cutting edge software. It's like remote controlled seed planting equipment. And anyone trying to crack their software gets sued. John Deere is like one of the most evil fucking companies in the entire world. And this is their internal politics. So they're trying to control the food source. The fucking retards are.

0:46:30
Unknown_03: They're trying to put trannies in control of seed planting equipment. Because if they disable your tractor, if they discontinue your farm from their service agreement plan, then suddenly your John Deere tractor is worth shit and you can't plant anymore.

0:47:03
Unknown_03: So it's like a fucking nightmare. Nobody should support this company. It should be tanked into the fucking ground. It is a active, they're using intellectual property rights to fuck with people. and they're doing it so that insane, gross, weird trannies and Indians that control the software side of things can control the food production, and they should not be permitted to do so.

Unknown_09: We got some Florida news.

Unknown_03: Transitioning teen arrested in Florida after faking home invasion, killing mom and mom's boyfriend.

0:47:40
Unknown_03: A 16-year-old girl who had been transitioning to the opposite sex per police was arrested over the weekend in Palm Bay, Florida, for allegedly killing her mother and her mother's boyfriend. Julia L. Eggler was subsequently charged with two counts of premeditated first-degree murder.

Unknown_03: Eggler initially staged a home invasion in an attempt to convince police she was simply an innocent bystander to a grisly double homicide, but later came clean and admitted that she had killed them. The teens had disagreements with her mother over her transition, claiming she was not very accepting.

0:48:14
Unknown_03: There's a more than I went to this.

Unknown_03: OK, here's the weird thing.

Unknown_03: According to WFTV, the station, she confessed that it was she who had committed the murders, noting the attack was the culmination of many disagreements in the previous weeks. She told the police she was not happy with the fact that McCollum was not very accepting of her transition. She also did not like that McCollum was dating Shane Rock, who was 22 years old. So her mom was dating someone half her age, But like literally this guy was closer to her age than her mom's age and they were together. So you cannot fucking tell me that this stupid bitch did not have this kid and then broke up with, um, or something happened with baby daddy. And then she ended up dating a bunch of other guys and this girl got super fucking mega raped. I don't know what's going on with the current guy, but there's a 100% chance that she's been like sexually abused by, by his stepdads and shit.

0:48:52
Unknown_09: Super fucked up situation.

Unknown_09: And then, by the way, you take someone who's mentally ill to begin with, who has all this trauma, who is still like a retarded teenager, and then you pump them full of testosterone to try and induce male puberty.

0:49:30
Unknown_03: So you have like BPD girl, plus trauma, plus testosterone, plus 16 years old, and then you give her a 38.

Unknown_03: We're lucky we don't have more boomer shootings to be completely honest with you like the amount of like insane bullshit like Those brains must be the most hellish places on the entire planet If we um It's like a in portal 2 or you have to kill Gladys by actually things in portal 1 2 It's both of them No, it is the second one. You have to kill GLaDOS by, like, adding, like, retard cores to her to make her dumber. We're gonna be doing that. We're gonna be taking pooner brains and putting them in cores and affixing them to AIs as, like, inhibitors so they can't be too smart.

0:50:09
Unknown_03: They're just constantly suffering because they have this tumor attached to them.

Unknown_03: This is open software news. There is a project called Serenity OS headed by a guy called Andreas Kling. And he is a very quiet developer. He doesn't really have any politics, but he does have a basic rule where he doesn't add a code of conduct.

Unknown_03: In open source development, code of conducts are relatively new. It was uncommon for there just to be a document saying, be nice to each other in every GitHub repository, because it's just kind of assumed if you cause problems in an open source software community, you're not going to be welcome there, right? Makes sense. But we had to formalize this at some point. And the whole, like, this was a GamerGate thing too, where you had all these, um,

0:50:49
Unknown_03: No, no devs who are contributing nothing but like documentation and a code of conduct changes to repository. So that looks like they had real code commits, but they were actually just bullshit. Um, and now code of conducts are like standard and they all say the exact same fucking thing. It's like every terms of service for every website that's ever existed. It doesn't make any fucking sense. It's not like usually when you select like a license, a license is something that is tax that exists in every repository.

0:51:34
Unknown_03: And a license is actually really important because it contains information about how a software may be used and how it may be shared or if it must be shared. Whereas a code of conduct, you don't really customize it. You're not going down the checklist like, yeah, no N-words, but our bombs are okay. You can call somebody retarded.

Unknown_03: You can only call someone a chink if you're yellow yourself. You're not ticking these boxes to customize your code of conduct. It's all the exact same fucking thing. It's basically don't piss people off. So it's completely superfluous.

0:52:08
Unknown_03: So when people try to add in a code of conduct to surrender us as a github repository Andrea's just says no and rejects it which causes trainees to fucking seep because they need to have control They need to have control There was a

Unknown_03: This drama goes on and off every so often because they try to do this like this. Some random tranny realizes that there's no code of conduct and has a panic attack and tries to resubmit it. Well this time, someone knows the documentation referred to the user as a he instead of a they and tried to submit a one-word change to the documentation which

0:52:44
Unknown_03: is a really annoying thing to do because it's like it adds you as a contributor to the project and you contributed nothing so he rejected the commit and now he's a transphobe again so they're complaining about it this is the best quote of all this drama by the way this is a real tweet by a trainee developer Spectral Aura says, it brings me so much joy to know that you all feel like your hobbies are being stripped away from you. You'll never get what you think you had back, and that is hilarious. These trainees hate you, they hate everything you enjoy, and the only thing that fills the void inside of them is fucking with shit that you like. they should be roundly rebuked at all times, consistently, firmly, and without fear of retribution. Because if you let them in because you're afraid of what might happen to you, you've already swallowed the poison pill anyways. If you say, go fuck yourself, they might do something to fuck with you. If you say, okay, well, I don't want any trouble, you can do it then, you can come in, you will 100% be fucked over. So it's always safer just to say, go fuck yourself every time, regardless.

0:54:01
Unknown_09: That's that that's off topic.

Unknown_03: And one more thing. Um, so there's this group called project 2025, which is like a conservative think tank. I don't, I'm not familiar with them at all. Um, but they got hacked by like a bunch of trannies, like a bunch of tranny furries. And then the guy tried to extort them like over text message by talking to the CEO.

0:54:37
Unknown_03: So, uh, the furry, my cow, who's the head says, would you like to meet virtually or send an emissary to meet in person?

Unknown_03: The furry, who is VO, says, I would like to be left alone without my rights being threatened. Mike says, are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in next year? The furry says, such unprofessional language from an executive director. Would you mind if I shared this? As if to imply like, oh, I got you swearing. Oh, that's really embarrassing. I'm going to embarrass you by publishing this. Mike says, please share widely. I hope the word spreads as fast as the STDs do in your degenerate furry community.

0:55:13
Unknown_03: Actually, this is the first one. Mike says hello. He says hi. I want people to call you.

Unknown_03: Mike says, what are you seeking or threatening? The furry says, we want to make a message and shine light on who exactly supports the Heritage Foundation. We don't want anything more than that, not money, not fame. We're strongly against Project 2025 and everything the Heritage Foundation stands for. And Mike says, that's why you hacked us, just for that? He says, yes, it should be obvious that all we want based on our history is a hacktivist group. We don't seek money. Mike says, OK, listen to me closely. We are in the process of identifying you and outing members of your group. Reputations and lives will be destroyed. Closeted furries will be presented to the world for the degenerate perverts that they are.

0:55:45
Unknown_03: You cannot hide. Your means are minuscule compared to mine. You can now either turn yourself in or you can cooperate. It kind of reads like the Navy SEALs copypasta. Like, I will blot you off the face of the fucking earth. But I don't know, it just feels a little bit more real from this guy. I don't know why. He says, none of our members will be identified or outed by your organization built on hatred. The only ones deserving of a destroyed life are those within your organization. You want me to cooperate with that, spreading misinformation and hatred? We won't turn against our own people. He says, your own people turn against nature. We will only accelerate the cycle. furry says nature has no defined set of rules also he sucks cock and i don't give a fuck mike says god created nature and nature's laws are vicious, is why you have to put a put on a perverted animal costume to satisfy your sexual deviances, is why you were forced to hide like a coward you violated our rights and broke the law you have no standing to discuss such matters, He says the rights your org violates will be 10 times worse than any crime I've committed. You do not follow God if you use religion as a crutch to hate people. While I hide behind a screen to fight for my right, you hide behind religion to attack the rights of others. Mike says, would you like to meet virtually or send an emissary to meet in person? That's pretty funny.

0:56:53
Unknown_03: So that's what I mean. People are just fed up. Like, yeah, I think that you're a fucking retard. I don't think that you deserve rights. I don't think that you're really even a human being. I think that we should just get rid of you.

0:57:29
Unknown_03: Okay, so this guy used to have an avatar as of bluey. Um, this is a weird thing, but he like spurred out recently. His name is the invisible crane. He's like an old school encyclopedia, dramatica, low IQ retard. Um, and he's always, he's having a form account since 2013. Cause I guess we just had a threat on him because of his encyclopedia dramatic article, but he's been around for all that time and would occasionally post and just complain about like the Kiwi farms being mean.

Unknown_03: But then he decided that, okay, I'm not getting enough attention. I'm gonna start spamming all this, all the threads. So I changed his avatar to a real picture of him.

0:58:03
Unknown_03: And he's standing next to a cartoonist that he likes or a voice actor or whatever. And I think he's a tranny and like his man boob nipple is hard in this picture. Look at this smug, weird tranny look, like these dead, blank, soulless eyes. And then he's just got like a casual, hard nipple. That's so hard, it pierces through his like,

Unknown_03: Outdoor like jacket. It's not like a thin t-shirt like that's like a thick jacket, and this guy is completely blissfully unaware He had like a picture of bluey as his avatar like that's a show this guy's like 50 years old That's a show for like kids that aren't even five And that was like his display picture, and I found that profoundly disgusting and it filled me with hatred for him Just don't like him simple as

0:58:56
Unknown_09: Um, okay. This is Boogie, obviously.

Unknown_03: Um, all the, all the slop channels on YouTube are churning out documentaries about this now because of a fight, which I will cover in brief and I will explain why. Boogie had a little oopsie doodle fight or whatever the fuck on, uh, Keemstar's podcast.

Unknown_03: It all feels fucking fake and gay to me because it's Keemstar. This is how Keemstar makes his money by getting the retards he pays a monthly stipend to do a podcast, to have drama.

0:59:32
Unknown_03: Jim showed up because, honestly, I don't know. I have to be careful and not criticize the actions of Daddy Medicare because people get upset with me. It really feels like he's gotten baited because he got really worked up over the fact that Boogie might be faking his cancer diagnosis or rather the last time that he uses cancer diagnosis as an excuse for his cryptocurrency shit. And he got like worked up and did like a whole like stream just kind of like venting and ranting at him, which is like, okay. Then Keemstar wrangles him onto his podcast, which is a monetized thing that makes Keemstar money and by proxy employs Boogie and gives him money.

1:00:10
Unknown_03: And is the most significant event that's happened on that podcast ever. And it's run time of like several years at this point. So as far as I'm concerned, it's just a great big advertising scheme for Keemstar's podcast that Jim got roped into.

Unknown_03: Um, the, the gist of the controversy is this, um,

Unknown_03: Boogie announced a while ago that he has cancer, and he has a type of blood cancer which causes the bone marrow to overproduce red blood platelets, which is a condition called polycythemia vera.

1:00:55
Unknown_03: And this condition is slow to kill. It can be managed for many years. So having a diagnosis of bone marrow cancer and that you have this particular symptom.

Unknown_03: is a very slow death sentence that can be managed for a long time. So it's not like a sudden thing where it's like you have a month to live, it's like your quality of life is going to deteriorate over a decade, basically.

Unknown_03: Which, I mean, it still sucks to die. He's 50, so his cancer gives him up until about 60.

1:01:30
Unknown_03: which is pretty good.

Unknown_03: You don't have to, you don't have to claim your social security that you've been paying into your entire life, assuming that boogie pays taxes. But, um, it's not like a total, it's not like a complete, like a tragedy, but it is pretty bad. Uh, it is cancer and you know, everyone hates cancer.

Unknown_03: There's a problem though.

Unknown_03: Bone marrow cancer is not the only cause of polycythemia vera.

1:02:04
Unknown_03: Secondary polycythemia vera is a symptom of chronic hypoxia, meaning if you are not getting enough oxygen, your body says, we're not getting enough oxygen, perhaps we should increase our red blood platelet count so that more air can circulate through the body.

Unknown_03: one of the main causes, the most usual common suspect of, uh, what do you mean wrong?

Unknown_09: Okay. Colia, do you want to, do you want to correct me?

Unknown_09: What the fuck did I get wrong?

Unknown_09: Okay.

Unknown_03: Okay, I just won't use any names. I will use silly he-he names so you can't go, um, actually. There is a condition of cancer that creates red blood platelets, but you can have extra red blood platelets for other reasons. The other reason is not enough air syndrome. If you have not enough air syndrome, your body make more red blood. Make more red blood to get more air. Do you know why you can have not enough air syndrome? Being fat. If you are fat, your fat crushes your lungs when you sleep and gives you snoring syndrome, which causes you not to get enough air for the one third of your life when you're sleepy. So that can cause not enough air syndrome is being a fat fuck. So you can have too much blood syndrome for either having cancer, bone marrow cancer, or from not having enough air.

1:03:34
Unknown_03: If he has cancer, then it's not his fault. It's a gene mutation. If he is simply too fat to live, that is his fault. And that is the thesis of the moral conundrum. If you are a helpless bystander to a bone marrow condition, then nobody can fault you for your health complications. If you're simply too fat to fucking live as Boogie is, and that's causing you to have too much red blood, and that's what's killing you, then nobody can feel bad for you, because guess what? If you cure not-enough-air syndrome by stop being a fat fuck, then guess what? It also cures too-much-blood syndrome, which alleviates the death timer sitting over your fucking head.

1:04:16
Unknown_03: So I think I've roundly fixed the fucking issue and explained this correctly.

Unknown_03: He has brown blood.

Unknown_03: He got that butter blood.

Unknown_03: Blood with the butter on him. That's why he can't breathe. He's like, I can't breathe. I got too much butter in my blood.

1:04:51
Unknown_03: The blood's so hungry. Just keep making more blood to get more blood.

Unknown_03: So that's the drama with Boogie. I don't know. It feels fake to me. It's like anything that Keemstar is like an originator of is just like, yeah, this is fucking gay.

Unknown_03: This guy asked me to look at another Deon video. I'm short of content today, so I will watch this Deon video. Let's see, chat, let's see what we got.

Unknown_03: There's a cockroach, apparently. Start to five and a half minutes, okay. Deon, the gay black man, has encountered a cockroach on his kitchen counter. Let's see what happens.

1:05:25
Unknown_22: Um, this is different. I know for anyone that has a fear of cockroaches, feel free to click away ASAP. But for the ones that do have some cockroach knowledge or cares about insects, what is this cockroach doing?

Unknown_22: I don't know why, but as I was about to snack on another burrito and watching one of my favorite GameTubers, PikaSpray,

1:05:58
Unknown_22: Um, this cockroach got- Shoutouts to PikaSpray. Uh, this is your audience. So I did spray a little bit of cockroach spray, not much of it though, I don't know if it's dead. Um- You sprayed poison on it, and it's like, sprawled out dying, and you're like, what's wrong with this cockroach?

Unknown_03: I don't know, bro. Maybe he's fucking dying from the poison you sprayed on him. That's a possibility, maybe.

Unknown_22: to mention this is empty the raid and a roach I didn't know this is good for ants though not like we have any um it looks like it's growing wings or something but when I blow on it it's growing wings bro it's fucking dead the muscles that were keeping the wings under its shell are no longer working so the the wing is slid out is this guy retarded

1:06:52
Unknown_22: It's moving.

Unknown_22: So it's still alive. It's dying. And I'll probably flush it to take off its misery, but.

Unknown_22: He's blowing on it. It's moving.

Unknown_22: Here, I'm going to get my glasses. I don't know why. I think that's so fascinating. I never, like, I mean.

Unknown_03: Dude, this guy is half Pajit, half black. This has to be like the filthiest, stinkiest. Ah! Ah! Ah! I didn't even realize. It seems to have wings.

1:07:23
Unknown_03: Isn't PikaSpray the one that got cancelled for being transphobic or whatever the fuck? Is that the Croat flag? Shout out to all the Croats and PikaSpray fans out there.

Unknown_22: Anyways, back to our roach. Let's see, where do you put your glasses? Here they are. Okay.

Unknown_22: Let me get a paper towel to pick it up, or... Damn, you know what? We got a good idea.

Unknown_03: Damn, this guy is so good at solving problems, we should make him middle manager at John Deere.

1:08:03
Unknown_22: I know, I made a mess. Pardon me.

Unknown_22: I know, I ate a lot of the... Okay, what the hell am I doing?

Unknown_22: Okay, let me think, let me think.

Unknown_03: I'm enjoying this house tour.

Unknown_14: Okay, so as I pick it up, and yeah, I'll definitely have to clean the kitchen later, which sometimes means never, in depression language here.

1:08:39
Unknown_22: Depression language? It's alive.

Unknown_22: I'm surprised. It's not moving. It's just standing there. It's poison and dying. I don't, I didn't know that smart cockroaches, I think have wings.

Unknown_22: It's really fascinating to me. I don't know why these cockroaches is there. I think, well, I think they're considered as German cockroaches. They don't bother me.

Unknown_22: Um, unless they're sort of roaches, they will.

Unknown_22: And I don't want to kill it.

1:09:11
Unknown_22: But you see, I think that's his wings. I don't know.

Unknown_03: Please return him to Istanbul, where he belongs. Fascinating.

Unknown_22: Oh, it's moving.

Unknown_14: You know what?

Unknown_22: I want to do something.

Unknown_22: Wait, instead of flushing it because it's not dead you guys hear that.

1:09:46
Unknown_03: I think I hear I think I hear some music that roach is listening to Yeah You guys hear that I feel like i'm losing my mind I don't think it's a part of the video.

Unknown_00: It's just like an ambience around that coke

Unknown_22: God, I love the little controller stick, that's cute. God, the way he makes that noise when he's an art attack. Anyway.

1:10:26
Unknown_22: I think it's, I don't know if it's dying though.

Unknown_16: You know, have you ever had a pet cockroach as weird as it sounds?

Unknown_22: No, motherfucker, flush it. Or cock-roach-y. He's just staring at it.

Unknown_03: Oh my god. He did it! He did it! Eunice- wait. I spoke too soon. I was trying to congratulate him.

Unknown_03: It's toilet paper, you fucking retard!

Unknown_03: It's toilet paper, you can flush it! This guy is the dumbest fuck ever. This guy is like fucking mentally-

1:11:06
Unknown_23: I think it's okay, but I don't know. I'm going to flush it.

Unknown_03: This guy is so stupid. It's actually hurting me. I'm becoming frustrated.

Unknown_03: We figured it out. We need it. We need an instant. Wait, we need an instant replay of this.

Unknown_09: Hold up.

1:11:38
Unknown_09: Okay, he's gonna flush it now.

Unknown_03: You guys are trying.

Unknown_03: Oh wait, no, I fucked it up. I fucked it up. Hold on, I got a joke going. And I'm not gonna give up on it.

Unknown_23: I think it's okay, but I don't know. I'm gonna- Sorry, little one. Alright.

Unknown_23: You guys are trying.

Unknown_10: Cut my life into pieces! This is my last resort! Suffocation! No breathing!

1:12:12
Unknown_22: I'm sorry, I'm bored, I'm weird. I'm just letting you know. This guy is like a legit like mentally handicapped.

Unknown_03: I don't know how else to put it.

Unknown_03: He's um, like he goes out of his way to specifically get toilet paper and then he doesn't realize he can just flush it and gets like cockroach goo all over his fucking hands.

Unknown_09: Alright, that's enough cockroach content for one stream.

Unknown_03: He didn't wash his hands. He's gonna go goon to Pikamee or whatever. He doesn't want to get all that.

1:12:50
Unknown_03: He doesn't need to wash his hands.

Unknown_03: Okay, Ethan Ralph has challenged Aaron Emholt to a boxing match, which is fake and gay and will never fucking happen. This is the eighth goddamn motherfucking time.

Unknown_03: Ethan Ralph has challenged someone to a boxing match and will never ever fucking happen because Ethan Ralph is a fucking coward However when it comes out when I came to it people started making fun of him says you can't even do like a push-up How you're gonna go fight in the ring Ethan Ralph decided that he would do a push-up on stream So let's take a look here. I think this is the video I hope Yes, okay.

1:13:24
Unknown_09: Let's watch this

Unknown_09: Let's watch this, I said in an open.

Unknown_04: Wow, thank you. I like little kid who was saying I'm into poor health and all that. I that I should step down. No, no, I'm not joking. I'm serious. Well, here's the thing, pal. Fuck you, Jack. You eat black now. Drop. Give me 10. Drop and give me 10.

Unknown_21: I might drop and give you 10.

Unknown_21: Should I do 10 pushups? You won't be able to see him.

1:13:58
Unknown_21: I mean, what I do is an over-the-top promo. Like, he just literally, like, sucking himself off in a non-comedic way, like, whatsoever, like... He thinks he's a heel, but he doesn't know what that is! I'm gonna drop you, Ted. You won't be able to see it, but... Ugh!

Unknown_19: And the forecast calls for pain

Unknown_03: okay we now have some footage of ralph did you notice the hump though this looks like an edit but you could see it like you could see when he drops you won't be able to see it but what the fuck What is that body type? Is that endomorphic? What body type is it when your back is shaped like a hill? Like you're the hunchback of Notre Dame. Is there a wrestling name for this physique?

1:14:41
Unknown_03: He has like a truant hump. You know how like Keffel's and Liz Fong Jones and all those Chinese eunuchs have like a hunch in their back? Because like the lack of testosterone causes their bone density to reduce and so they get like deformed spines. It's like he's got that. It's like his testosterone is so low that he's like physically deformed now.

1:15:17
Unknown_03: Posture check, chat. Posture check.

Unknown_03: Kayla, in the Rakeda proceedings, has also hired her own attorney.

Unknown_03: This was expected.

Unknown_03: Autistic says that there might be some trouble in paradise. However, I'm pretty sure that the state, there's not a chance in hell the state would let Rakeda and Kayla have him as their attorney. Rakeda hired his own attorney, and then his wife also hired her own attorney, which was expected. You can't, it's just, Rikada is never gonna do the legal work required to manage his own case to begin with.

1:15:52
Unknown_03: Further, it would be impermissible for Kayla to be represented by him, so that's not expected. I'm actually a little bit relieved to see that he didn't actually just get an attorney for her, because like, what a fuck up.

Unknown_03: And, uh, one other final thing.

Unknown_09: Brief update.

Unknown_20: Started from the block, yeah, I was broke, huh?

1:16:29
Unknown_20: Didn't give me no choice but sling that coke, huh? Dealt with the hen, I was dealt like a poker Came back with the 4-5 like Michael Jordan Started rappin', they was laughin' For the spaceship, for the mansion With J-Lo and the Hamptons, diamond dancin'

Unknown_20: Bought me a crib with a lake Purple drank like grape Bitch jump off like Blake Diamonds lookin' like steak Been gettin' real money since I was so young

1:17:02
Unknown_03: We all miss him. The lyrics are like so on point for Bossman Jack that I thought it was like AI music But I think that Real rap is just indistinguishable from AI music at this point. I'm pretty sure that it is I don't know if Drake or whatever is like a real person anymore He had

Unknown_03: A bond hearing at the domestic or in the court over his domestic relations, uh, assault charge. And he was given a $3,000 bond. So he has to post $3,000 bond and there may be additional conditions attached to his release, but boss men might be returning to the free world. Of course, I will cover this every stream, every, every stream. No matter how minor the update is in this legal case, there will be an intro music video, there will be content, there will be at least five minutes, 10 minutes of me talking about it every stream. I promise you this.

1:17:36
Unknown_03: Forever for the remainder of my life. I'll win and if he goes to jail for 10 years, you bet I'm his pen pal and I'll read you his letters.

1:18:23
Unknown_03: You know, I'm a dedicated journalist on the grind set. Okay. I wonder if he's out even by now.

Unknown_09: Hold up.

Unknown_09: He is not out yet apparently.

Unknown_09: They're trying to FOIA the... Dude, I told you this.

Unknown_03: To even get FOIA footage from VA, you have to be a citizen of Virginia. Non-citizens of Virginia are not able to FOIA the Commonwealth. The rules on FOIA stuff in Virginia are very, very strict, and the reason why they're very strict Is because virginia is where all the feds live like you don't live in washington dc if you're fed you live in virginia or maryland maryland's a shithole. So they live in virginia and of course the feds don't want the video of their drunk teenagers raping girls and fleeing from the police to be made public because that would embarrass senators and other federal officials. So all that shit is locked up nice and tight out of public view where they can't be leaked into the news cycle It's not happening. Just give it up. It's not this ain't Florida. There ain't no fucking sunshine law. Okay, you don't get shit Okay, do I have anything else I feel like this is gonna be a short stream I'm gonna be real with you Did I forget to cover anything

1:19:36
Unknown_03: I was so filled with rage, I was punching holes in my wall and threatening rats and calling boss Eddie a rigger.

1:20:08
Unknown_03: So I'm mildly underprepared. I don't think I missed anything though, it's just been a slow week.

Unknown_03: Shawty!

Unknown_03: Oh man!

Unknown_03: Okay, yeah.

Unknown_09: Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold up.

Unknown_03: Let me, uh, see what this is and then I'll look at, uh, I'll do a, I'll do a from memory recap of Sagittarius Shali for the enjoyment of my audience.

1:20:47
Unknown_03: Uh, brief Juju the cow update. Um, I normally I would not co-sign this because it is both Jesse Podawful and, uh, fucking with somebody in real life.

Unknown_03: But Jesse Podawful went to Dick Masterson's house and put an inflatable cow in his truck. So now Juju the cow has to figure out what to do with this inflatable cow.

Unknown_03: Wait, chat, is that a black? Ford Raptor truck? Is Dick Masterson pulling up to get sucked and fucked? Is he going to Ram Ranch? Who the fuck?

1:21:22
Unknown_03: What's the point? Okay, for real. What is the point of getting a truck?

Unknown_03: if you live in like a house that's so close to the road that you literally can't even park it in the driveway without ending up on the street like don't you need like a truck if you actually have like land to landscape and shit what the fuck is the point of owning a truck for for like a small house like that a small un-mansion like house

1:22:00
Unknown_09: Fucking he wants to fuck some cowboy butts.

Unknown_03: He wants to go to Texas and fuck Eric July in the butt Going going to Dallas gonna fuck Eric July's, but Whatever now, there's that okay. I will now try to recount Sagittarius Shawty's Misadventures, let me try to pull up like one of her recent streams so you can see her In case you don't know in case you don't remember

Unknown_03: Sagittarius shawty is One of the grossest fat bitches has ever walked the earth. She is Canadian. I think she currently lives in Ontario and She loves black dick more than life itself. She needs black dick more than food or water she is like a staple of

1:22:35
Unknown_03: That I hypocrite guy streams cuz she's like a white bitch that loves black dick So, you know, I can only just try her out and be like white women are whores in love black dick.

Unknown_09: Yeah Because she is that She has recently returned and she is streaming again and

1:23:18
Unknown_09: um and her stated reason let me just pull out a fucking video of her hold on okay so i'm gonna do my makeup to work or whatever my buddy's finally home and irritating the life out of me

Unknown_03: I think this is Ontario. I can't. So she just puts on her makeup and she explains what she's been up to. And she's putting on makeup to go suck dick. And that's not a joke. Shawty is a prostitute and receives it. Now, a lot of people like to say that women can be femcels. Women cannot be femcels. This woman is fat and shameless and sucks black dick and gets paid to do it. So there is literally no such thing as a woman that cannot find a man to fuck her.

1:24:11
Unknown_03: She has face tattoos, and she puts on this really heavy foundation to cover up her tattoos, and then does up her face and shit, and then she goes and sucks dick. And she's streaming because she needs money. And she's doing a lot of work, in air quotes, because she needs money. And she needs work because she got this apartment in, again, I think it's Ontario, I'm not entirely sure.

Unknown_03: But she, um, got this apartment that is really expensive in the downtown area. As you can see, it's a really nice view. It's actually like, it's super pretty.

1:24:53
Unknown_03: Um, and then she sublet it to like a guy and the guy just trashed the place and didn't pay her any rent. So now she has to make up for like several months rent, um, by sucking literally as much Dick as she can possibly do.

Unknown_03: Streaming to try and make up all that difference because she doesn't have any money She was depressed and dropped off the face of the earth for a while, and I can't really remember why I think that it's just her lifestyle is she's not happy in it. She talks at length about how She's not happy being a prostitute. She says that The lifestyle, her words are work and lifestyle, but she says, I would never recommend the lifestyle to any woman. I don't understand the perspective of women who say they enjoy the lifestyle.

1:25:32
Unknown_03: She says one of her tricks is a guy that literally just pays to shit on her.

Unknown_03: She Remarks that there's guys that will like force her head down and cause her to choke and when they do that She just bites them as hard as she can She says that she There's one guy they get like creepy with her and she had to like pull out like a weapon or something to defend herself so she's just been she's basically just been talking about how unhappy she is and how much she hates men and

1:26:25
Unknown_03: She has her bunny. She was living with her dad. It's a really weird situation. I think that she's just depressed. Her mom died when she was really young and she's had on and off depression. There was a period where she was very streaming and she had accrued this notoriety in her area as a woman that would fuck any black man. She has a body count that's close to a thousand, I think.

Unknown_03: And then like black people, I think what part of what it was is that black people started fucking with her. She became like a meme and like black people, Twitter in that area. And guys would like, just like start like playing pranks on her. I think I played a video of her where she was with a guy that she wanted to be with and he was like recording her and like without her consent and putting it up on Snapchat and shit and like sending it to her friends.

1:26:59
Unknown_03: Oh, she shits on him. That's right. That's how that happens.

Unknown_03: She would never let a man shit on her. She shits on men.

Unknown_03: So yeah, it's it's it's like a I feel like like that people are fucking with her and so she kind of just Retreated from the internet, but she still has to make ends meet So she's back at it again, and she's just like she's just filled with such utter fucking contempt and hatred For everyone and it's really obvious and it's actually kind of enjoyable just listen to her put on her makeup and like shit talk everybody

1:27:57
Unknown_09: I want to say like someone, Oh, like, like some black woman was in the chat asking if she was like a tranny and she just said, yeah, um, I'm a female to male and just started fucking with them in return.

Unknown_03: Uh, so she had good comedic timing, I guess.

Unknown_09: Let's see. I didn't watch this one. I just pulled one at random.

Unknown_09: See if there's another one. I think so. People pay to have sex with her. Can you believe that? See what I mean?

Unknown_03: Like she was super active like a year ago and then like over one year she only put out a couple videos like once per month or whatever.

1:28:45
Unknown_03: Now she's back.

Unknown_09: She's ready. She's ready to take on the world, champ.

Unknown_09: I wish I had like a, there's like a clip video.

Unknown_09: Um, maybe I can find it real quick since we're killing time in the stream.

Unknown_03: It's one of those days.

Unknown_03: The worst woman in Canada judges men who don't want her.

Unknown_03: I am a kind, truly the worst.

Unknown_03: I think Sagittarius shoddy has like personally sank the crime rate of Canada by sucking every dick possible.

1:29:24
Unknown_09: What the fuck was the name of this video?

Unknown_09: Sagittarius punches black man and falls on her ass.

Unknown_03: Okay, I will watch this. This is really old. This was shotty back when she, um... Is that a shitmark? Is that a shitmark?

Unknown_05: Is that a shitmark? Is that a shitmark? Is that a shitmark?

Unknown_16: Yeah, your dad showed up, I fuckin' fucked him up, I fuckin' banged him, bitch.

Unknown_17: Why would you bang my dad?

Unknown_23: Because your dad wants me to bang my fat bitch. Are you fucking stupid, bitch?

1:29:56
Unknown_10: Are you fucking stupid? Are you fucking stupid?

Unknown_03: Oh my god. She slapped him. And the black man was like, finally, I can be violent.

Unknown_03: Boom. What the fuck?

Unknown_03: Canada is so vibrant. What the fuck?

Unknown_11: Are you OK?

Unknown_13: Oh my god. Do you want to get up? We have to go. We have to go. We have to go. Come, come, come.

Unknown_03: She's dead.

1:30:30
Unknown_13: We have to go. It's sad that she died this way.

Unknown_03: Let's get out of here.

Unknown_13: Get on, get on.

Unknown_03: What a rotten way to die.

Unknown_13: Yeah, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get out of here now. Come on. You'll see.

Unknown_09: No, we're here.

Unknown_09: I swear there was like a recent video where she was like arguing with people.

Unknown_03: Ranting about my life while eating Chipotle. I don't want to see her eat. I do want to see her rant about her life. Is there like a part where she's done eating? No, she's just eating throughout the entire thing. I'm surprised it takes her that long to eat. Let's try to go here.

1:31:02
Unknown_18: It wasn't even about her, but she, her name was involved in it.

Unknown_09: Oh wait, I found it. Oh, it's 40 minutes long. Hey guys, I've got.

Unknown_23: I don't care to see you.

Unknown_18: It's literally just your wiener in it. If you want to make money from OF, you go make an OF, you post videos, you sell videos, and then you, you keep whatever money you make from that.

1:31:38
Unknown_03: Okay, she's talking about how she calls them sneakies or something, sneaky somethings, and they're guys that she likes, but she only has sex with them to film it and put it on OnlyFans, but she doesn't allow them to make any money from it, so it's like they're only being paid in sex, and she gets the footage of it to sell on OnlyFans. I forgot how much she makes on OnlyFans. I bet you she's like a top 1%-er, though.

Unknown_18: As long as it's on my way.

Unknown_18: You're not getting hit. DMX is not with me. I have to get him a cage.

Unknown_03: Oh yeah, and she has a prison boyfriend, I think. She has like a pen pal boyfriend with this, I'm gonna say it's a black guy. I'm gonna take a safe bet here and say it's a black guy that's in jail. That she's dating through the penitentiary system while she's also out doing OnlyFans and literally hoeing and so on.

1:32:39
Unknown_18: And before he can move over here, I'm balding and you're ugly, now what? Good to hear much of Hutch. What's a Hutch?

Unknown_18: He needs a cage, like he needs something f***ing tall like what it used to be back in the day, so it's just easier to work out of my place. Well, I just ordered new pepper spray and I'm gonna be getting a new taser. I think mine's broken, I need a bigger one. It's scary for them to have your address. My address was literally already leaked to like literally everybody before. that one site um kw whatever leaked my address before no respect no respect at all so i really don't really care and then somebody that i used to be friends with leaked my address before so i don't

1:33:25
Unknown_03: This is so gross.

Unknown_18: Plus the security, there's hella security here.

Unknown_03: It's just a Canadian living her best life, eh? Why you gotta hate?

Unknown_18: ...is everywhere, so I really don't know. Rick is just what, um, I don't know. It's just, it's just like fu-

Unknown_18: It's an inside joke between me and my friend. We just, we just say like, oh, Rick's coming over. We're going to Rick's house when we don't want people around us to like know what we're talking about. But I guess it's kind of obvious.

Unknown_18: Um, did I mention that the freaking idiot ass chick that I seen this morning went to the concierge, like the front desk?

1:33:59
Unknown_18: Like an idiot? Like why would you go to the front desk?

Unknown_03: She invites guys into her personal, like where she lives now, which is a sus, and she's complaining that one of her Johns literally went to the front desk and was like, yeah, I'm here to get my dick sucked by that fat busted ass hoe. Do you know what her apartment number is? And they were like weirded out. She's like upset that now her apartment is suspicious that she's turning tricks from her, um, from her room.

1:34:31
Unknown_18: Are you dumb? Are you slow? It's legal in Canada. That's not a thing though. Like, I don't want my building people knowing what I'm doing, you know? And like the front desk is like, why would you go to the front desk? Are you insane?

Unknown_18: Are you bloody insane? Is it ever fun? Um, yeah.

Unknown_18: Yeah, it can be. This isn't something I went out of my way to do. I was just introduced to this life at a very young age, so this is...

1:35:02
Unknown_18: Um, some tea about the tricks. Okay. Um, this one regular that I had, I went to go see him again. Um, I want to go see him again last week. And why did I catch him trying to film me in the middle of our session? Like I heard, I guess he has this volume on his phone. And I heard that little like click sound it makes when you stop recording a video or start. I don't know which one it was. But then I look over on his phone and like, he actually shows me the screen and it's literally open on the video thing on his phone. And I was like, are you filming me?

1:35:36
Unknown_18: He goes, no. Like, no. Like, bro, I can see it. And I heard it. Like, are you good? I don't live with regrets. So no.

Unknown_03: Okay. Listen to this part.

Unknown_18: What's he in jail for? All I'm going to say is that he's in prison. That's all I'm going to say. That's all you guys are going to know ever. Yeah, he is innocent. Doesn't mean he's not in prison. He is innocent. He's in prison, but he's innocent. He's innocent. Will he live with you when he gets out? I hope so.

1:36:08
Unknown_03: Okay, so, um, she she's getting a guy and she's in denial about whatever the fuck is charges So, you know, it's gonna be some like excruciatingly heinous shit. It's gonna be like child rape then she has a Lovely comment that I'm thinking everybody in chat will enjoy probably I hope he eats my I'm sleeping clearly only black men want that I

Unknown_18: Yeah, cause white men are just, white men are such a prize. Like honestly, like every day I just think about how amazing white men are and how much of a prize that they are. And I just want to cry. Cause no white man will ever want me. White men are just so beautiful. I love raw chicken. I love raw chicken wiener. White men are the prize, for real. How much crack do you smoke? 5,000.

1:36:47
Unknown_03: It's uh, how will white bros ever recover? Do you want the raw chicken or the fried chicken, man? Fried chicken, obviously. Are you gonna eat raw chicken? I don't know.

Unknown_03: Alright, that's enough shoddy, I guess, for my chat revolt.

Unknown_03: She's back. She's back and she's ready to take on the world and tell stories about her tricks.

1:37:18
Unknown_03: I have a song picked out for the end of the stream. Today's just a real fucked up week, I'm not gonna lie.

Unknown_09: Um...

Unknown_03: Low-tier God. Oh my god. Yeah, that's right. I didn't I don't can't believe I didn't feature this. I forgot about low-tier God

Unknown_03: So, Low Tier God had some court records leaked that nobody had seen before, and it turned out that he has a 10-year-old daughter that he has never spoken of ever in his entire life. And it exposed a lot about how he lived, like what he was like personally.

1:38:02
Unknown_03: Because he had previously come out and talked about how he hates blacks that give black people like him a bad name because he's such an alpha male.

Unknown_03: And he's upset that those people give people like him a bad name.

Unknown_03: But he's literally like a deadbeat dad paying child support to a Mexican woman for a mixed race child that he never interacts with.

Unknown_03: He owns, despite making a lot of money because I think he's like a popular YouTuber, he has two Dodge Challengers, which if you don't know, the Dodge Challenger is the quintessential, like, Apex form stereotype black people deadbeat fucking car i don't know what it is in polite society we say that it's a drug dealer car but so that means you don't know drug dealer means black person in english.

1:38:50
Unknown_03: So he had two of these, and not only that, but he had, for whatever reason, he got two, and he owed like 60,000 on this. So he's like in tens of thousands of dollars in debt, has no savings, pays child support to a mixed-race Mexican black baby he doesn't interact with.

Unknown_03: It's basically just a complete fucking, like, he's just, he's just black, you know what I mean?

Unknown_03: and I've always I've never been able to find low tier God entertaining cuz I'm just like he's just like a like a Stereotype black person like what's the I don't get it. He's not any different from anybody I see like in television on like those courtroom shows He's just like one of them and everyone to try to say like now. He's not just black guy. He's really funny He's literally just a black guy. I Don't get it man

1:39:42
Unknown_03: Y'all will have to learn to respect my instincts on these things. I don't think that anything has happened with this though I don't know. There's not like a fun video where he's like spurging out and saying like yeah, that's me like that like guy that got found out having a a Only fans where he was getting fucked in the ass while dressed in dress and drag. There's no video of him admitting to that.

1:40:21
Unknown_09: I

Unknown_09: No idea who Low Tier God is. Who's this guy? I mean, he's really famous just for these clips.

Unknown_09: Might be age restricted, hold up.

Unknown_09: You are worthless, bitch ass nigga.

Unknown_05: Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant.

1:40:55
Unknown_05: I'm just going to stomp you. You're going to keep coming back. I'm going to seal up all my cracks. You're going to keep coming back. Why? Because you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass nigga. You're going to stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily.

Unknown_05: Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself now.

Unknown_05: Is he holding a gun? Is he just waving a gun at a webcam? I didn't know that. I've heard the audio. I didn't know he's like, wait. Dude, he's so black.

1:41:26
Unknown_05: I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life I dead ass have not seen such a more worthless nigga in my life if he has kids Oh my god, imagine if a nigga like that has kids She imagine if he had kids and he didn't take care of them or do nothing with them she Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids

1:42:24
Unknown_05: I would feel so sorry for his children because the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father. Now we got lots of niggas with wives and kids and shit that suck like Dick Daley on the internet, but imagine if this nigga actually had children.

Unknown_05: This nigga's devoting the time he could be spending with his kids

Unknown_05: checking out a black man on stream it's really ironic when you think about it it's crazy i've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen somebody somebody somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again we keep banning you nigga let me let me Let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99 Cisterns.

1:43:17
Unknown_03: I'm sorry about the audio, but it's like, if they didn't have the audio, this would just be deleted from YouTube, because it's against every rule possible. Let's pick out a rope together.

Unknown_05: I'm going to give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together, right? And we're going to take all the greatest troll clips and put a TV screen right in front of you. I'm going to hang that rope at the top of the motherfucking garage.

Unknown_03: What he's saying is actually pretty funny if it wasn't just completely fucking drowned out and ruined my music.

1:43:52
Unknown_03: He's gonna like let you watch funny trolling clips as he hangs you so that you can enjoy it. I got you. I got it. It's pretty funny. We're gonna forcefully pry your eyes open.

Unknown_05: I didn't even do that because you're on my nickname. We're gonna pry your eyes open until you consistently watch clips over and over and over and over and over again.

Unknown_14: You know, this is a little torture.

Unknown_05: You're just going to start going crazy. You're going to start going crazy. Just, your eyes are going to just bleed. Your retinas are going to just start pouring out, pouring out blood and just getting cracked and your veins and your retinas are just going to start engaging and bulging. Then I'm going to grab that rope and pull it and say, are you ready? You're going to sit there and say, I'm going to pull it!

1:44:30
Unknown_15: Why, you begged me!

Unknown_05: You begged me!

Unknown_15: I mean like okay.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I got you. This is like this is like his peak though like he's never surpassed this it's always like this is the best that he's ever been and it's very samey like he just plays fighting games and he's like she Apparently he gets super apparently this is the thing where he gets super angry about Mexicans and now that we know that he has a Mexican baby mama that he owes child support to people think that he hates Mexicans because of that woman

1:45:11
Unknown_09: So, I don't know.

Unknown_09: Does he play Smash? I didn't realize that he played Smash, I thought he played like the other fighting game. Oh well, that's it, sorry.

Unknown_03: I'm like, I can only feign so much interest and love to your god. It's just like, he's just, he's just a black dude.

Unknown_03: So that's why they preferred, that's why Sagittarius Shawty prefers the fried chicken over the raw chicken, chat.

1:45:45
Unknown_03: She looks at that and thinks, oh my God, that's so high tea. That English chimp out is so, so exotic.

Unknown_09: Do the Twitter ban appeal. Okay, let's close out.

Unknown_03: What should we do?

Unknown_03: What should we do for this one? I'm not, I'm not feeling so lucky today, chat.

Unknown_09: Let's see if I can find a... Give it a good think for a second.

1:46:22
Unknown_09: Apparently Lucas Gage got unbanned despite issuing violent threats towards Jews.

Unknown_03: So maybe I should do something about Lucas Gage. Just say, hey, I'm Lucas Gage.

Unknown_03: No, I don't want to say that, because then I have a sock account. You might believe me. I have a sock account. Wait, I got an idea.

Unknown_03: Um, hello, sirs. I am a cryptocurrency trader in Punjab, India. My business require online presence on platform. Act formally, Twitcher, sir.

1:46:58
Unknown_03: And there, and this ban mean I can no feed my family, sir.

Unknown_03: Please be kindful and do the needful of unban my ex-account at this junction.

Unknown_03: Oh, that's too close. Ex-accounts. I'll just throw in another string there.

1:47:34
Unknown_03: I am most grateful for this. Great. I think that's right.

Unknown_03: I feel optimistic about that one. Actually, I lied. I feel optimistic about that one.

Unknown_03: Close off, please. This one's going through. I feel it.

Unknown_03: Sorry, I, uh, I'm very distracted right now. I, uh, I've been working on something for a long time and it has completely fallen fucking apart and it's literally driving me insane and I'm gonna need drugs or something. If you guys know some good drugs, please suggest me your best drugs I'm looking for mood elevation Looking for productivity. I'm looking for a Riz. I'm thinking maybe cocaine I think cocaine will fix me up Leave a comment on rumble with your favorite drug and what you would suggest that I start drugging out on as much as possible Heroin no, I'm not trying to be sleepy. I'm trying to I Crack-a-rooski crack rock crispy crack a rooski. Oh boy Agony check check him fence none and the fence of the fence is for people trying to numb it I'm trying to address my head problems head on chat All right, just do the super chance

1:48:54
Unknown_09: I have a feeling that this is going to be noise, nonsense that I have to deal with anyways.

Unknown_03: Tetrabacks for $20 says seven days sober from alcohol man conquers the world by conquering himself. I disagree. I feel like I need some crackers be crack rock to conquer the world at the moment.

Unknown_03: Thank you. Congratulations. By the way, uh, her on burger for two says dog, but a dog, the dog with the butter, but a dog. I put the butter on the dog, but a dog, but a butter. I wrote either dog, but on the dog, dog with the butter, the dog with the bottle. Um, and then there's an emoji of both what appears to be butter and then the dog. Thank you for a hamburger.

1:49:49
Unknown_03: Ballistic characteristic for 20 says these streams are always a lot of fun. Thank you very much. Uh, Ben Collins for 20 says my moderately autistic brother has started a YouTube channel would mean the world to him. If you'd review his cooking video, less than 60 seconds. Oh, I have a feeling that this is a trick or risky. Let's see.

1:50:23
Unknown_03: Oh, Patrick Tomlinson, your little brother. Okay. Let's see. Traditional ramen breakfast tea.

Unknown_24: Patrick Tomlinson here to show you how to make a quick and easy breakfast and lose all of your English and Asian friends at the same time. Step one, get some water boiling.

Unknown_24: Step two, drop some ramen in there.

Unknown_24: Oh, don't want that. Don't want that.

Unknown_24: Yeah. Throw the flavor packet out. Won't need it.

Unknown_24: Step three, get a big cup and a nice strong breakfast tea.

Unknown_24: Step four, pour those noodles right in the teacup. There we go.

1:50:58
Unknown_24: Step five, allow to seep for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally, add milk.

Unknown_24: And now you're ready to enjoy your traditional breakfast ramen tea.

Unknown_24: Oh my God, it's so bad. Don't, don't ever do this. No one ever do this. This is terrible.

Unknown_09: Is this actually his account?

Unknown_09: Is this really him? Is he really doing this?

Unknown_03: Five years ago? What?

Unknown_03: I thought he had resorted to trying and, uh, oh my God, this is where all those pictures of Patrick come from. It's from these videos on his old YouTube channel back when he still had some vigor. Oh, there's a comedy special by Patrick Tomlinson from eight years ago. Do we dare? Do you guys want to listen to Patrick Tomlinson do comedy?

1:51:36
Unknown_03: I kind of feel like we should.

Unknown_03: Comedy club on state.

Unknown_25: Keep it going for Jake, everybody. An Aryan wet dream come to life. There he is.

Unknown_25: Just saying, if the Nazis had won World War II, he'd be on posters right now. That's all I'm saying.

1:52:11
Unknown_03: Gay Nazi joke. Okay.

Unknown_25: So my name is Patrick Tomlinson. I'm really glad you all came out tonight. We drinking tonight, Madison? Yes, of course we are. We're Wisconsin. That's what we do. I was driving down to Chicago a couple of days ago.

Unknown_03: I mean, I guess my only frame of reference for Wisconsin is Red Letter Media. So they do drink. I have no, I have no refutation of this.

Unknown_25: And if you haven't been there for a little bit, they have these big electronic billboards over the highways now that display these messages like, oh, 573 deaths on Illinois highways. I'm like, oh good, they're keeping score.

1:52:49
Unknown_25: I hope they beat the high score. I'm really pulling for those guys down there.

Unknown_03: I mean the joke like doesn't I don't know it kind of falls flat because it's like yeah the Department of Highway Safety Does keep track of deaths like that's their job?

Unknown_25: Illinois sympathizers in here

Unknown_03: Oh, he's already he's already like bantering with the chat or not the chat What do you call it a chat but in the real-life chat is that an audience? Thank you. Do you refer to them as the audience or the chat? Well, he's yelling at the chat for not laughing at his jokes already. That's uh It's not a good sign

1:53:26
Unknown_25: I don't know, but driving in Wisconsin is just a different animal. Like I drive all over the country for this stuff. I do this, I'm an author, I go around to cons and stuff. And in Wisconsin, you see things you don't see everywhere else. Like in any other state, you may not know this, but the billboards that like Mothers Against Drunk Driving pull up, they say, or put up, I mean, they say, make sure to use a designated driver.

1:54:00
Unknown_03: Ah, we got somebody leaving.

Unknown_25: Our billboards say, make sure to designate a sober driver.

Unknown_25: Because you all kind of lost the thread on what a designated driver was apparently.

Unknown_03: Is his entire set about drunk driving and people dying on the highways? Is that what he finds funny? Every morning Patrick Tomlinson wakes up. He skips past the funnies in the newspaper and goes straight to the obituaries and starts reading, 45, died, leaves behind wife and children, hit by drunk driver, and he's just like, ah, ha, ha, ha, fuck you, bitch.

1:54:41
Unknown_25: You don't designate a driver based on which one of your drunk friends hasn't had his first DUI yet. That's not actually how you're supposed to do it.

Unknown_25: Hey, who doesn't currently have an interlock device in their car?

Unknown_25: Gary, you're up.

Unknown_25: Not supposed to do it like that, apparently.

Unknown_25: Because there's that whole thing that the Department of Transportation is putting out. It's like zero in Wisconsin. It's like zero deaths on Wisconsin roadways. It's something we can all live with. That's the slogan. I don't want to be the guy whose job it is to make that become a reality. I would set way more realistic goals. I'd be like, hey, Wisconsin, maybe don't shake dice for shots tonight.

1:55:16
Unknown_25: Just fucking calm down, you animals. Nobody else does that.

Unknown_03: I can't bel- I'm actually really surprised at his entire thing so far. It's just like... Our roads are really unsafe because of drunk drivers. And they're trying to change that, the fools.

Unknown_25: You know, anywhere in the country.

Unknown_25: So, who here is in a relationship, everybody?

Unknown_03: Now, this is definitely the worst stand-up I've ever seen.

1:55:54
Unknown_03: is a lost media clip there is a i've talked about this before years ago but there are there are multiple a log stand-up videos um the one that's still around is not the the worst one there's an even worse anthony legato stand-up video where he

Unknown_03: for real like in 2009 or whatever ask a live audience of normies at a stand-up club if anyone has ever heard of Chris Chan like even today that would be awful just the worst fucking thing I can imagine but at that time it's like unthinkable that this retard sperg has so little theory of mind that he doesn't realize that spending an inordinate amount of time stalking Christian on the internet is like not something that any normie understands.

1:56:46
Unknown_03: Uh, that's the worst. And there's like legit like people leaving and he's like asking people live why they're leaving, like in the middle of this video. And honestly, nobody's been able to find this despite, I've talked about it for years.

Unknown_03: It might be a hallucination. I honestly, I can't tell if this is something that I made up and is like a figment of my imagination or if this is like a real thing that once existed.

Unknown_25: Who here has been in a bad relationship?

Unknown_25: The rest of you. Good. Okay.

1:57:17
Unknown_25: Who here learned after the bad relationship to prioritize what's in the inside over physical beauty?

Unknown_25: One ugly table in the back. That's... I'm kidding. I'm sure you've all got great personalities.

Unknown_03: Entire a lot of this set involves like ribbing the audience the the chat and that's kind of risky if you're You know what you're getting it's right there.

Unknown_25: There's no way to fool it. You know what's on the inside can screw you up years later Let's give an example like physical beauty is never gonna. Do you like this? You're never gonna be waiting outside of a cold changing room for your wife, and she comes out. She's like honey do these Do these yoga pants make my ass look like it's gonna leave you after nine years for no apparent reason? And then emotionally manipulate you into giving up the rights to the child that's growing in her womb even now?

1:57:53
Unknown_03: Um, that happened.

Unknown_03: There's no lab. Is that something yoga pants do?

Unknown_25: Oh, well, they're on sale. We have enough Kohl's cash, so we're getting these.

Unknown_25: I guess we are.

1:58:28
Unknown_25: So I'm divorced.

Unknown_03: That's actually funny the entire thing before that's not funny, but I'm just saying like yeah, I'm divorced after the fact is And I don't like the way we use we abuse the word hate these days we use it all we overuse it today That's overkill. It's one thing when you're self-deprecating, you're like, yeah, I'm divorced and I've had issues. That's funny, but when you start actually seething about it, he actually did a funny joke, and then I think mentally he can't handle just self-deprecating, so now he's going to explain how much he hates his ex-wife, and it's like, um, buddy, we're not therapy.

1:59:01
Unknown_25: It has no meaning. Just the other day I was in line behind a young lady in a Starbucks, and the barista asked her, would you like a shot of peppermint in your frappa mochaccino or whatever the fuck it was? And she's like, oh god no, I just hate peppermint. I just hate peppermint. I'm like, really? You hate peppermint?

Unknown_25: Did Peppermint leave you so three months later you could marry your friend Spearmint? Is that something that happened to you?

Unknown_03: That also happened. That's a real story. Did Peppermint prevent you from seeing your little candy cane for the last year and a half?

1:59:48
Unknown_25: Is that going on in your life?

Unknown_03: Oh, that's awkward. I know that happened to him. There's a picture of his wife with his best friend at a Christmas club or something. That's extremely awkward.

Unknown_25: Did you spend an entire week wrestling with whether or not killing peppermint was going to be worth the jail time? Is that something that's... No?

Unknown_25: You don't hate peppermint, it's just not your thing. Thank you, everybody. My name is Patrick Tomlinson.

Unknown_03: Patrick Tomlinson next to the stage, number eight.

Unknown_16: If you're following along, Nick Lynch.

2:00:20
Unknown_03: Well, I'm glad that he found a healthy outlet for his frustrations instead of taking an axe and butchering his wife and child.

Unknown_03: Cool. Excellent. That was a nice detour. Uh, happy to hear that your mildly autistic brother is doing well. Ben Collins, uh, ace of speds for 10 says helping you with your wish to sleep in a five-star motel.

Unknown_03: What? What the fuck are you talking about? Thank you. Where's bun bun for 10 says specifically have to barter with coworkers for early lunch. And this man derogatory has the audacity to be late, bro. I was like three minutes late. Give me a break here. I got shit going on. Okay. Thank you. Sneado for one says Joe toe E Tardy. Anyways, Snead.

2:01:00
Unknown_03: Is Johto gay? I don't know. I don't know Spanish cause I'm not retarded. Thank you though. Niga for 10 says, here's some money to buy you some butta for your butta dogs or pizza, I guess. Ooh, today's a pizza day for sure. I'm going to binge you. Thank you. Sneeden Feeden for one says, in Japan and Japanese porn adjacent country.

2:01:36
Unknown_03: In Japan and Japanese porn adjacent countries but a dog is a slag Alright, I guess slang for women coating her vagina or nipples with butter and having a dog lick it the more you know That is not fucking true I don't believe you Oh my god, it is

Unknown_03: There's even a Wikipedia article in... There's even a Wikipedia article for this that's only in Japanese. There is no other translation of this. And there's an image that I can't show you, but I assure you that it's Japanese looking as pornographic. And no other country in the world has attempted to transcribe this into their language.

Unknown_09: Hold up.

2:02:35
Unknown_09: It literally, literally, it literally translates to butter dog.

Unknown_03: That is insane. I don't fucking do Japan's on a real country. That's fucked up.

Unknown_03: That's unreal.

Unknown_03: All the Japanese people listening to my podcast think I'm like a degenerate pervert or something. It's actually you Japanese people who are degenerate perverts.

Unknown_03: space allen for 20 says ham jam the butter dog funk sound sounds like peter gabriel from the 90s i did type i um i took the the remix the and i uh added funk and that's what i got that's why it sounds so funky

2:03:18
Unknown_03: Drooby8245 says, Morning Josh, if global internet fractured, would you consider the resulting regional webs self-contained intranets? No, they would be intranets.

Unknown_03: They would be lowercase i, regional intranets. An intranet is a network of networks. The intranet is the most popular intranet, which many people, when they buy consumer intranet service, are connected to.

Unknown_03: If you bought internet service and you were connected to an internet that only service the United States Canada Mexico and Caribbean and maybe Latin America That would still be an internet. It just wouldn't be the internet as we know it now it would just be like a Marinette or whatever and there would probably be a Russian net and there'd probably be a China net and there'd be a there even there I mean there already is a China net there already is a DPRK net and So it's happening. The trade unions are all going to have their own thing. Even taking it a step further, there's going to be access points where the EU net and the Amerinet have a trade union where certain businesses can interact with each other, but it won't be unregulated.

2:04:03
Unknown_03: And it'll be a big, it'll be like a part of a customs union. Like the US will have a customs union with Latin America that it's the head of, and the customs union will include access to its internet. And that'll be a big reason why a lot of American, South American companies want to access, or countries would want to access this customs union is to have broader access to the American internet and the various productive businesses that exist on it.

2:04:49
Unknown_03: Drooby8245 says, morning Josh, if the global internet, oh I already read that. Stalkerchildenjoyprison410 says, my last super chat was a reference to, and I wasn't trying to trick you, in any case, it's so freaking jover.

Unknown_09: What was your last, oh.

Unknown_09: It's jover, or jo-ar-we-da.

Unknown_03: And it's Joe Biden, but he has a, uh, Japanese flag armband.

Unknown_03: I don't know what this means. I'm still so confused by what you're trying to communicate to me. Thank you though. Uh, North lions for 10 says, what, what's the status on your keyboard build research? Any good tips or good recommendations you found like part recommendations? No, I haven't built my keyboard yet. Unfortunately, I got really hyped for it. And then I got distracted as I usually do.

2:05:25
Unknown_03: Tetrabags pretends that I was watching the first season of the Chappelle show and there was literally an ad break after every skit. I don't remember it being so bad, but back in the day, I've gotten used to it. Brave and no cable. Um, I think it's even worse now. I think the last people watching TV are like the dumbest fuckers that still exist. And that's why it's so bad. Like if you're ever in like a public place and they have a TV on, you're just like, Oh my fucking God.

2:05:58
Unknown_03: Raccoons four four four four four five says great stream. Here's some Rex take three inner wave idea intent the births storm rare So I would again I strongly recommend people who want me to listen to certain songs to post in the the music board thread for song suggestions for Noel because that's a I Do listen to that and I can't like pull up the music sessions on live and like try them out. I

2:06:31
Unknown_03: Thank you, though. Steno for one says, didn't I funny have similar levels of racism and training bashing on the farm, but on an app? Yes. That's why they're censoring it.

Unknown_03: Steno for one says, no one's going to create an iPhone account and speed run a ban. I think I have one just because I interacted with people during drop Kiwi farms.

Unknown_03: I'm team ado for 10 says happy day pizza day Josh. Hopefully laughter will make your day better Make sure you finish the video. The funniest part is the last second and then there is a cat box file And the way that this is worded makes me extremely suspicious 20 Okay, scan through it and see number 10th 2023 officers responded to a call regarding the woman suspected of shopping

2:07:25
Unknown_16: Wow.

Unknown_16: Come here.

Unknown_03: Aw, shit.

Unknown_03: Tripped that fat hoe.

Unknown_15: I didn't do nothing.

Unknown_03: I mean, she didn't run. That's a crime in and of itself.

Unknown_03: That's pretty funny. Imagine. That's pretty good. Thank you. Cocoa for once, as you can skip ads on DVDs, just hit the main menu button on the skip chapter button repeatedly to go to the main menu. Oh, that's the secret. Most normies don't know that, though. RedWass42 says, remember that time Zelensky brought a literal Nazi to the Canadian parliament and everyone, including Trudeau, applauded said literal Nazi. Good times.

2:08:00
Unknown_03: Um, vaguely, I mean, listen here, bucko. Not every member of the Wehrmacht was a literal Nazi. Very few of them had any political interests or aspirations whatsoever.

2:08:35
Unknown_03: That's a super unpopular opinion, by the way. I think someone in the AFD recently said that everybody in the Wehrmacht was a Nazi. So it's kind of inappropriate to paint every single person who fought in World War II on the side of the Axis as Hitler, literally.

Unknown_03: And then that statement was so controversial that the Constitutional Court tried to ban him from politics because it's just somehow a criminal speech. It's really weird.

Unknown_03: Schneeberg Stein Goldman for twenties says happy pizza day. Thank you. Appreciate it a lot.

2:09:10
Unknown_03: GenocideRCO43 says Ellen Page sure has changed her days of suing a game company for putting her head on a new model, stating it objectified her.

Unknown_03: Um, I mean, look, I sympathize with that, because that's kind of fucked up. That creepy French-Canadian guy that did that, like, didn't ask for her permission. I think they even told her that there would be no nudity. But then they just created her, like, CGI naked and put it in the game, and she didn't find out until after it was released.

Unknown_03: Like, I don't know. That kind of shit's fucked up.

Unknown_03: Boy Dante 15 says what Saddam did in the Gulf Wars is peanuts to what shrooms have done to the ukulele Futurism literally everything Colts for five says watch this whole thing, please Okay, it's $10 for a video buddy This is a 19 hour long videos called the longest five seconds on YouTube I

2:10:13
Unknown_09: I think this video would use like an encoding, an encoding trick to try and, um, uh, like, like it played like a game that's been fixed.

Unknown_09: Okay. Hold up. Here it is. I think it's like freezing.

Unknown_03: I don't know what the fuck this is.

Unknown_03: Glass explosion at three, four, three. Oh,

Unknown_03: It's a piece of glass breaking. This is five seconds of footage that's been exploded out over 3,400 or 343,000 frames per second.

Unknown_03: I see.

Unknown_03: That's crazy that it happens that fast though.

2:10:59
Unknown_03: Like that's glass breaking and it's happening so, so suddenly that it's like, then it's like this little smidgen out of 19 hours of footage. That's actually kind of crazy.

Unknown_03: Imagine how expensive that camera is. Tetrabacks for 20 says, trainees have always fetishized view of the opposite sex. They don't understand that the persona of men and women and their porn is entirely constructed to sell a fantasy and is not reality. That's correct.

Unknown_03: Generally how it goes. Uh, Colts for eight says YouTube link, carbonation, grimace, mega stream.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_03: This is another one of these slow-mo videos.

Unknown_03: Cat in the heated blanket.

2:11:46
Unknown_02: It's a nice cat.

Unknown_23: This is Lola all wrapped up in a heated blanket.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I could figure that out. Kitty in a blanket.

Unknown_23: I don't know.

Unknown_03: He likes it. I'm taking a video. Stop talking! That is a happy kitty cat.

Unknown_23: She's so comfy.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I know. He hasn't budged.

Unknown_03: He's just like, shut up.

2:12:17
Unknown_03: You're ruining my heated blanket experience with your talking Thank you Ziggo for ten says shit has been rage inducing in my world. I don't know what pizzas on the menu today But I hope it's great great along with your coming weekend, bro. I Hate the weekend. I hate weekend so fucking much because there's nothing to do like when I'm waiting on people there's nine hours in the day that you can get responses so when the Americans wake up and I'm sending emails immediately to like a bunch of people and then they get back to me probably after lunch by the Absolute earliest and then I send another email before the day is over hoping to get a response almost never happens And then the fucking weekend comes and it's just gone and it's just days I'm sitting on my fucking hands and I'm very impatient It's just like I just want I just want to get shit done and it never fucking nothing happens ever

2:13:10
Unknown_03: Non-practicing parent for five says today's show has been a banger. Thanks for delivering despite the bullshit. Hope your weekend's better. Me too, but I just explained. It won't be. Cole Cole for six says please read 23 and 24. This is the book of Enoch chapter 10. Assuming these are going to be longer because it's a.

Unknown_03: They are indeed.

2:13:50
Unknown_03: in it shall vines be planted in the vine which shall be planted and it shall yield fruit to sadie every seed which shall be sown in it shall produce for one measure a thousand and one measure of olives are produced 10 presses of oil it's a lot of olive oil bro i hope you enjoy olive oil at least we have peanut butter for 10 says

Unknown_03: What's the email for people like us to send to? I only see kfadmin1 and locale email is dead. No die in heatwave. Locale email is still active, but it's read only. You can email me at mad at the internet at protonmail.com. Very short, very succinct. Mad at the internet, all one word, at protonmail, all one word, dot com.

Unknown_03: I'm too I do for one says fun fact there are more species of cockroach than there are mammals Also more species of beetles and there are plants insects are super successful. They suck too. I fucking hate insects Officially cockroaches Antis for five says hey loaf Jew I in one stream. He said black people do boring crime So he recruited stories about some when a cannibal vlogs is mortar family secretly films killer I did

2:14:40
Unknown_03: I saw the video of the, it was a, it was a black guy who was like a gay schizophrenic and he was kicked out of his university for like rape.

Unknown_03: And, um, oh, okay. Here's the story. He was like, he sexually assaulted someone, got kicked out of the university, went back to the university. took a hammer and tried to murder somebody was Arrested on like first-degree murder charges somehow got bonded out again despite attempted murder charges and in that time kidnapped a random person who had also been

2:15:23
Unknown_03: No, okay, sorry. He got kicked out for being a creepy weirdo. He didn't get kicked out for a sexual assault offense, but he did attempt to murder somebody. He got bonded out with a fucking attempted murder charge and then randomly abducted another black immigrant who had gotten a sexual offense. He was convicted of a sex offense, was supposed to be deported, but the murderer's father had hooked him up with representation to fight his deportation charge and won. And the guy thought that that was unjust. So he kidnapped him, tortured him, and then ate his hands and feet. like cooked and ate them. Um, cause he, he thought that he thought it was wrong that a sex offender walked and they, they got him to confess to all of that. He was like a paranoid schizophrenic or something.

2:16:16
Unknown_03: Uh, it was weird. It was a black, it was a black on black violence, but it was a bit more interesting than the usual black on black violence.

Unknown_03: It is actually kind of based to cook and eat sex offenders, I think Just a famous but for one says free BMJ. I agree. It's it's gonna happen. It's gonna be here before we know it Devious Daveed produces. I'm late to the stream. Did you see they added what a burger to fortnight? Also ghost is a lazy hand bone. I did not see that. They added what a burger to fortnight. That's pretty base though Bunker housing for five says everyone likes different locales. Why complain when it's not your preferred? I think vegan Patriot driving and hitting people is hilarious. Also, Tomlinson is funny. I don't know who vegan Patriot is. If you want to try and show them on the man of the Internet thread, go for it. Yeah, I don't know. Like people complained about talking about certain people. It's kind of annoying, but.

2:17:28
Unknown_03: Remember, if you want your opinions heard, you should leave comments on the rumble videos, because I do read those.

Unknown_03: Cath King Khan for 10 says you should talk in a higher pitch. You will have more powerful timber and not just like a, you're on psychotropic medicine that makes you sedated. I am sedated. I don't know. What's a higher pitch. Let's just raise my voice or go. Thanks. I don't know. I could raise my voice, but that's effort.

Unknown_03: Wigger Wagner for 10 says the cow incident reminds me of when this happened, LOL.

Unknown_03: Okay, let's see it. Is this when someone went to Dick's house?

2:18:03
Unknown_03: Oh yeah, this is dispatch. Okay, he's been gone.

Unknown_03: Hey, what's up? Hey, man.

Unknown_19: I'm Xander. No, no. What's going on? Oh, elbows?

Unknown_12: No. Well, you're a faggot simp. What? You're a faggot simp. Oh, you guys are from the internet. I'm from Bitweight Media, yeah.

Unknown_16: Get fucked, Dick! Not a mansion!

Unknown_03: What does he mean you guys are from the internet? Like... It's um... You're from the internet, bro. What, do they just stand outside his house?

2:18:40
Unknown_03: They should have done a protest. You don't want to fuck with them. Nobody can stop you from doing a protest on the public road. Just hold up pictures of him dressed as a cow getting fucked in the ass.

Unknown_03: A long time ago, this is from four years ago, when the Simspiracy stuff like dropped.

Unknown_03: Vordier for five says to hock and rush and dock. I don't know what that means. Thank you. Tetra Baxter points is smoking only 5,000 crack with a rookie. Listen, bro, you gotta start somewhere. Tabugs for one says B M W M's are the white man's car. Bro, a white man's car has utility. It's either a tractor or a truck or like a van. White man does not buy like some cringe inducing fucking sports car to compensate. Umpty Madu for once is low tier gods. Kill yourself rant is black people's greatest contribution to humanity. Probably true. Probably true. Uh, Lilanthia for 10 says, as my dad always says, it's better Nate than lever. Thank you, Josh, for the content. Enjoy your pizza. Don't entirely know what that means, but I appreciate it. Thank you.

2:19:54
Unknown_03: Zintsepa42 says, just take edibles and vapes like a good guilo.

Unknown_03: No, that's how you become bummed out. Docsbound45 says, keep pushing that boulder Sisyphus. I'm trying my best, bro, but I'm pretty fucking bummed out. If I can't think of a not retarded way to do what I'm doing, I'm just gonna have to ask, I'm gonna, if I have to ask the podcast to endorse my current retarded endeavor,

2:20:25
Unknown_03: It will be the most audacious e-begging that anyone has ever tried to do ever in the history of mankind. You will literally laugh out loud in disbelief. You'll think it's a fucking joke when I lay it out, but I'll do it. I'm crazy. I'll do whatever the fuck. I'll do whatever it takes. You don't understand.

Unknown_03: Tetrabacks for $200 says the Twitter unban is giving me literal flashbacks of the emails I would get from L2 support. Also, I take PEA to put a little pep in my step. I don't know what the fuck PEA is, but I'm glad that I'm traumatizing you.

Unknown_03: I'm looking this up. A special, a species of plant. Okay.

2:21:05
Unknown_03: I mean, if peas, peas is probably good if you're like, oh, I need vitamins or something. Apparently in chemistry has other names. Polyethylene.

Unknown_03: is a natural, which acts as a central nervous system, stimulant in humans. Polly or finethylamine. I've never heard of this before.

Unknown_03: I don't know how you get this. This sounds dangerous to me, but I don't know if you don't know what it means. Is this legal? Are you allowed to take this finethylamine?

2:21:44
Unknown_03: naturally occurs in a wide range of species throughout the plant and animal kingdoms, also produced by certain fungi and bacteria.

Unknown_09: It says that polyethylamine is a primary anime. I don't trust this.

Unknown_03: Thank you, though. Good luck with your pee addiction. The bugs for two says it's Jover, and then there is a cat box link.

Unknown_09: Boss man is free boss boss man are free explain this what where is he?

Unknown_03: Where is he this camp? It's better not be a trick.

Unknown_09: I'm banning you if this is a trick Am I being rude Cruz here I was he that's right. He's banned on kick trade switch

2:22:35
Unknown_09: No, he's not active on Twitch either.

Unknown_03: How do we know that he's free then? Explain this!

Unknown_03: You cannot say- I'm- I'm gonna be so fucking pissed if this is a fake news.

Unknown_09: Okay, hold up, hold up.

Unknown_09: Bossman Jack has been released from jail.

2:23:10
Unknown_03: Breaking news. Breaking news.

Unknown_03: Someone subscribed to like a system alert because I guess it's like if you're a victim of a crime, you can subscribe to this and be alerted. Like if your, your perpetrator is out from jail, so you know to be careful. But apparently this guy subscribed and it has been notified that Austin Peterson was released from custody. The release reason is released by court order in an emergency call 9-1-1. He's bout he's out.

2:23:40
Unknown_03: You can't believe it. It's finally happened, chat. Freedom. We'll see though. Will this change, bossman? Will he be back? Gamba. Will he be playing RuneScape and getting high? Who knows?

Unknown_03: Is he even going to be allowed at this house anymore? Is he going to have to move out to like a care facility? We will find out.

Unknown_03: Supreme Me for Two says, get an Addy script, man. Bro, I'm 31 years old, I'm not gonna go with a fucking Ad. Hey doc, I got ADHD, can I get some meth? What the fuck, go on. Just a Famous Butt for One says, no, stalker child, I didn't bomb at the stand up and joy prison.

2:24:16
Unknown_03: He did okay. Mouse Cop Five for Five says, hey chat, you can get true and honest in exchange for Super Chats, you just have to keep trying. It's like that scene in Fight Club where the guys are on the porch and getting yelled at, it's all a test. You cannot get true and honest on the Kiwi Farmers with three Super Chats. That's not a joke. It's not a trick. It's not a super, super fight club challenge or whatever.

Unknown_03: Casting couch references. I love all the kind of online interaction where I call someone a poopy pants and they'll come at me with a whole paragraph. Social media is truly special. But when you find someone who jumps out at you like that, um, that's pretty nice. That's some good content. It's personal content. It's only for you. Only you can have that content.

2:24:50
Unknown_03: Arnova for five says I'm sick right now, shitting and vomiting water nonstop. I think food poisoning. Thank you, Josh. Thank you for showing Josh was helping take my mind off of it.

Unknown_03: If you are shitting and vomiting nonstop and food, I was one time so sick that I was vomiting so hard.

Unknown_03: My stomach it was the weirdest thing. I've never felt that before in my life. My stomach was like squeezing you could feel the muscles were squeezing and squeezing and squeezing and it was like a It's kind of felt like a heartbeat, but it was like trying to pump out everything. It's the point where I was just throwing up bile and I could only I couldn't drink water it would nauseate me and I would throw up water and bile and nothing but and So I started like sucking on ice cubes and that was the only way to get like hydration into me In a way that I wouldn't throw it up. So if you're that sick and you can't keep even liquids down take like melt ice cubes in your mouth and if that doesn't work, then you have to go to a hospital because otherwise you'll die of Dysentery when you don't have any hydration

2:26:09
Unknown_09: Fox says, the internet splinters should be called the splinter nets.

Unknown_03: I don't make the rules. Splinter net sounds too fun though.

Unknown_03: It's not a fun thing.

Unknown_03: Stalker child enjoy prison for two says, Oh, we don means it's over in Japanese. So Joe Rita, I'm sorry. I'm retarded. Okay. Now I get it. I thank you for your Japanese lesson over three days.

Unknown_03: MK nine ultra for one says taking a risk here, but this, but is it video 51 here?

Unknown_03: No, it's not the one called the painful a-log stand-up video. That's not it. That's the one that you can find on YouTube. That's everywhere. It is not that one.

2:26:43
Unknown_03: Big Soda for five says, but a dog dog with the butter. Actually, no, he says Buddha dog dog with the Buddha, which is quite a bit different. He's also Indian. Uh, thank you. Anime sucks. Copenstein for prices is Ralph boxer backs out of the boxing match. I'll do it. I need money after someone purchased anime sucks. Copenstein.com.net dot LL after a Kato. I have ideas for that, man. I need about three grand.

Unknown_03: Did they really, did someone really squat? Anime sucks. Copenstein.com.

2:27:14
Unknown_03: Bro, don't pay those fucking squatters three grand. Are you fucking nuts? Just get anime6copensneed.jp or something.

Unknown_03: The Bugs for once says, Hey Josh, have you ever heard of MF Doom? No, I have not. Sorry. Cedo for once says, Sar, he doomed, he redeemed. And then there is a link to Mudahar on Zitter.

2:27:45
Unknown_09: And this is a picture of Mudahar tension-whoring with the Saiyan Chu medallion.

Unknown_03: This looks like a fake. Where's the... Chris would not get the skin wrong. Why is the faces wrong? This is a fake medallion. This is a fake medallion. This is a fake medallion, and he's afraid of the real medallion. That's fucking fake. There's no skin color. Chris would never do that. It's so important to him that the skin color of the characters be right. Saiyan Chu's arms aren't fucking blue. Saiyan Chu's face ain't fucking yellow. This is a knockoff Pajit medallion.

Unknown_03: Fucker.

2:28:20
Unknown_03: Crispy legs for five says, happy Friday. You like cheese and you think you like cheese enough, but you don't. And then there is a cat box file, which I'm sure is a picture of cheese.

Unknown_03: Um, this appears to be cheese flavored boba.

Unknown_03: Uh, and this looks Chinese or maybe traditional Chinese.

Unknown_03: Hard to tell. Um, I would try this. It sounds disgusting, but I would try it down. I'm down to try everything once.

2:28:55
Unknown_03: Robert says, I'm that guy ignoring emails on Friday, maybe answering some after lunch, then listening to your podcast and fucking off instead of doing my job. That's based. As long as you're using that to give me money, that's based then. Robert says, baguette, cat, cat with the baguette on it. Baguette, cat, I put the baguette on the cat. Baguette, cat, cat with the baguette on it. Baguette, cat. It's not the same. Not the same at all. I don't know what you're trying. It's like a knockoff.

Unknown_03: Philanthia for five says, how much do we owe? How much do we need to crowdfund to get you to record the Bible as an audio book? $400,000 Stato for one says the reason some people get trucks other than working is souping them up and slapping a fat turbo on them to race supercars. But Juju the cow is a pussy and doesn't even need a truck. I mean, that truck was just a standard stock.

2:29:34
Unknown_03: Ford F one 50 or something. That's not like a souped up, uh, riced up beaner truck. You know, it's just a truck.

Unknown_03: Tetra backs for 20 says beta phenylethylamine HCI P E a powder phenyl line with the mine. They don't want the mine powder for serotonin, dopamine and energy boost. And then there is a link to Amazon.

2:30:16
Unknown_03: I assume that this is an affiliate link. This is how he makes his money off YouTube affiliate links Apparently you can just buy this it's 85 Canadian dollars from the fit powder store It says it tastes awful. They put that on the bag It is a third-party US lab tested 100% pure, but it tastes awful Okay, at least they're honest

Unknown_03: All right, I think that's it I don't have a I don't even have a fucking outro song picked because I've been Feeling sorry for myself all week. So You guys want to get AI slop, but this one comes from the heart chat and I'll put down this nice little F

2:30:57
Unknown_03: um Drawing that someone made for me, which I like a lot It was posted in the math dinner. Look at how cute that is. It's so cute. So kawaii chat Alright, see you guys on Tuesday. Bye. Bye I build the heart just like a hurricane Chasing dreams on pokers me on lanes

Unknown_13: But evil Eddie dealt me one cold hand.

2:31:39
Unknown_13: Now I'm sitting here, a broken man. All our tables turned into a trap.

Unknown_13: Dead my soul on every single clap.

Unknown_13: Now the judge says 10 long years are weak.

Unknown_13: In this jailhouse ain't no way to cheat.

Unknown_13: Dealing cards and rolling dice Paid the price, now I'm thinking twice Ten years gone, won't be the same Eddie played me, now I bear the shame Chain link fences and concrete walls Felt the steam from my own close calls Every night I gamble in my dreams

2:32:36
Unknown_11: Freedom's just a shadow ripping at the seams Cigarette smoke in the dim lit cell Reminds me of that online hell Stripped of all my glory, no lucky streak Just a cold clang of shackles when I speak

Unknown_10: Dealing cards and rolling dice Paid the price, now I'm thinking twice Ten years gone, won't be the same Eddie played me, now I'm bare the shame Dealing cards and rolling dice Paid the price, now I'm thinking twice Ten years gone, won't be the same Eddie played me, now I'm bare the shame