Crouching Juju, Hidden Cow – Mad at the Internet 2024-06-18

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Unknown_25: Howdy there, Shook. Top of the mornin' to you, John. Boy, you know this show is a good ditty, right, Chuck? Massa gonna love us. Mmm. You know, I was hungry. What should we eat? Some of that good old watermelon. Oh, yeah. Eat that watermelon, eat that watermelon, eat that watermelon.

Unknown_15: Sure is good.

Unknown_25: Eat that watermelon, eat that watermelon, eat that watermelon. Sure is good. W-A-T-E-R-A. What's next? Melon. Eat that watermelon, eat that watermelon, eat that watermelon. Sure is good. Eat that watermelon, eat that watermelon, eat that watermelon.

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Unknown_08: Hey there, Chuck.

Unknown_26: Yeah, Jack. I think it's time to break it on down. This watermelon ain't gonna eat itself. Ham bone, ham bone, ham bone, yeah. Ham bone, ham bone, ham bone, yeah. Mass up, it's coming. Mass up, it's coming. Mass up, it's coming. Hide the watermelon. Hide it quick.

Unknown_19: yo check it y'all this is Nas and if that don't stop hip-hop is dead in case you're wondering that was not not a racist song that was a critical commentary on the state of the hip-hop industry by Nas who's actually a real real musician and

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Unknown_14: has done songs that are not terrible. Oz comes from a field of hip hop called introspective hip hop, which is a critical, introverted look into the Black, capital B, Black community and its faults. Um, which is the most tolerable form of hip-hop because usually hip-hop is just like She and them white people done did us bad And we was all wrong because the devil like people And one day we will rise the fog up and take over the america from the white people that did us don't do bad and dirty uh, whereas nas and chupac and um The guy that did uh dance the devil I think it was nas wasn't it that was a good song They're like, hmm, maybe black people are partially responsible for why black people is the way they is. And a lot of these guys get lit up by black people, like, nah, it was whitey.

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Unknown_14: This masterpiece comes from Nas, Nick Cannon, and I don't know who those other people are.

Unknown_14: Anyways, just some juneteenth african-american history for you all this is an extremely old video This video is so old. I remember it on 4chan. I think I saw it on the flashboard for 4chan I think that not only was this video old like when it was published I think it was older when it was first published. So it was like It's doubly it's even older than

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Unknown_14: and

Unknown_14: They celebrate Juneteenth as the end of slavery, but it was not. It was the end of slavery in the Confederacy, and it was just declared to be so. And then they put down slavery in the Confederacy after the Emancipation Proclamation. Because the Emancipation Proclamation, and most people don't know this, only freed slaves in the South, in the rebel state.

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Unknown_14: Two, you had slavery in New Jersey, Maryland, Missouri, and some other states, I forget, maybe Kentucky. I don't remember, Kentucky. You still had slaves. Point is, is that Juneteenth is not the emancipation of the black man in the United States. That came after the 13th Amendment was passed, but the 13th Amendment was ratified in December, which means that you can't have that be a holiday because it's already sharing holidays with other made-up black shit like Kwanzaa. In fact, I would think there's probably three, how many federal holidays? We have like one federal holiday for like Jesus. And then we have at least two federal holidays for black people. Cause we have Martin Luther King jr. Day and then also Juneteenth, um, which is the dumbest fucking name ever. Cause there are many days that could be Juneteenth. How many fucking days and, and teen all the ones after third, no, including 13 all the way up to 19. So it could be June 13th, 14th, 15th.

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Unknown_14: 16th, 17th, 18th, or 19th. You just have to guess. You just have to learn this. You have to know that Juneteenth is supposed to be the 19th. As if, as if, as if, I don't know why that frustrates me more than anything. Like the ambiguity of the date name. If you're going to do like a cute Portmanteau name, why don't you make it make sense? You're making up a fucking word. Why don't you make it make sense? I don't know.

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Unknown_16: It just frustrates me personally.

Unknown_14: This is probably going to be a short stream because I tried to go out and I tried to find black people content. I think I did this last year too, this exact same thing where I tried to go out and find black people shit and just do a black people stream. And black people are fucking boring. They don't do anything.

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Unknown_14: And if they do do it, it's on like websites that nobody watches. I imagine there are like black people meme groups on Facebook where they like shoot each other and shit over nothing.

Unknown_14: I don't have access to this. Yeah, I need like an actual shuck and jibe motherfucker to go out and find me some black people content But then again, it's like it's the same reason why there are no like if you ever watch like true crime There's no black people in true crime. It's like whenever they do white people true crime, it's like

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Unknown_14: D-Dare, um, what's his name? Greg Williams was an average man who seemed to have it all.

Unknown_13: Four kids and a beautiful wife. They seemed to be the perfect couple. But suddenly, one day, that all changed.

Unknown_14: What made Greg snap? Why did he murder his entire family? You can't do that.

Unknown_14: Even after the trial, he maintained his innocence, and the true motivation for his crimes has never changed.

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Unknown_14: like that it's like okay well daryl williams was fiending for crack cocaine his baby mama janiqua said ayo ho up i need that money for them kids and shit and he said nah bitch i'm getting that crack cocaine fuck you get your own money ho i'll turn you ass out on the street and shit if i have to bitch and then he shot her so you can't do a true crime narrative on black people oh i can guess why he killed her let me take a guess he was addicted to crack let me guess he was a violent low iq thug gang banging asshole and he was that she cheated on them or something like okay i got it things there's no cloak motives here no love triangle kept secret from the public eye no keeping up with the joneses he was never so infatuated, so addicted to success that he had to murder his own, his business rivals to get ahead in the industry. You know, none of that shit. It's just like, the day I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, he roll up on me and I said, motherfucker, we don't like you hood niggas around here and shit. And I pulled out my Glock and I, what's my high point? Is it high point?

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Unknown_14: High point sounds right let's pull out my home point and I fired two rounds then my gun Disassembled in my hand and scattered to the ground. I try picking up the pieces to hide the evidence, but then Sorry my racist rant has been interrupted by my starling collapsing now, it's back

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Unknown_14: So the day I was listening to this wild boy talk some shucking jive shit on his internet podcast and I pull up my high point and I said, nigga, that's the last N-word. N-word, you nigga ass nigga say nigga on the internet. Fuck you, bitch, motherfucker. Unloaded. I fired two shots at his style link and it busted. because I actually held it upright so the iron sides would line up and then I pulled the trigger twice and the high point disassembled in my hand. I tried to get the pieces of the high point but it was just scattered two day winds at that point and shit. So I knew the police was going to find me so I hijacked my baby mama's car. She uses it to work and I took off to

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Unknown_14: Charleston, South Carolina. But I got pulled over before I crossed the state lines because my baby mama's tags was expired because she didn't pay them. And then I was arrested because they put out the APB for me for smoking nigga and shit.

Unknown_13: And then Darrell was arrested and sentenced to 20 years to life for attempted murder.

Unknown_13: All right.

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Unknown_13: It's a true story.

Unknown_14: It is, it just happened.

Unknown_14: We'll keep this short. I'm already fucking blathering, because there's like, okay, what did I talk about? First things first, YouTube is fucking with shit. YouTube has decided enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking ad blocks on this motherfucking internet.

Unknown_14: Everybody strap in, we're gonna open a goddamn window, which is, by the way, a quote from a black man.

Unknown_14: Juneteenth.

Unknown_14: So, what they're doing, if you don't know,

Unknown_14: Modern video live streaming is not a file. Modern videos are a composite of many files and they are put together in a playlist and traditionally how you would think of a playlist is one video after the other. A playlist in this sense is a list of small files

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Unknown_14: that are in a traditional playlist sense that play consecutively. And this helps it so that the file content, like if you have like a 20 hour long video, you don't have to cache that entire 20 hour long video. It's gonna be cut up into like 20,000 pieces, right? And then you just load the pieces that people are actually watching. And that way it's easier for the YouTube servers to keep up with it.

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Unknown_14: So what they're doing before in the past, the browser would simply say, OK, it's time to load an advertisement and they would pause the video through the JavaScript, load in the advertisement as its own video.

Unknown_14: And then after you watch it, you would be able to continue watching the playlist. they're changing that. They're changing that so that as you watch the playlist, they will lie to your computer and insert videos that are indistinguishable from the regular segments of the video, but which do contain advertisements. And in this way, it's very difficult to, um, I was rumbled down, um, kick works, telegram works. Anyways. So what I was saying is that they inject the ads directly into the playlist and this way you can't help but to watch the ads because they're, it's indistinguishable from video content. Now, for the links to work for the ads, there's going to be some things that change so that the browsers could possibly detect when the ad is playing.

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Unknown_14: So it's going to become like a more cat-and-mouse game. But the real insidious factor of this is that you're going to be downloading content from YouTube. and it's gonna be lying to you. So if you're using YouTube DLP, there's a chance that you might cache or hard encode an advertisement into your archives. So it's like another thing, and what they're trying to do, by the way, and people get this wrong, it's not that they're trying to get more people to watch ads, they're trying to get more people to subscribe. Because the logic is that those people who are so adverse to ads they wanna run ad block, Probably also people that they can get to subscribe to their monthly YouTube premium shit, and I refuse I completely refuse and I think anyone who does subscribe to YouTube to get around advertisements your fucking cattle I said this before but you're like not a human being you're like some kind of plant I should be allowed to eat you because you're not a human you're just Literal cattle that can be slaughtered I can put meat hooks in you hang you upside down Butcher you and grill you on a barbecue and eat you because you're not like a real person Every single person who pays for YouTube premium to not watch ads is in fact livestock and not a real person So that's what's happening here How the hell do we do not donate on this site you cannot If the rumble ad is down then you know what? I'm just not getting super chats today. I don't know what to tell you It's just not happening

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Unknown_14: That's okay, it's gonna be a short stream.

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Unknown_14: Yeah, I don't have a backup. I should probably find another backup of like, this is how you super chat if a rumble is down or some shit.

Unknown_14: But I do not. So let's just continue.

Unknown_14: That's that. And then I've encouraged people to go ahead and archive as much as possible. YouTube DLP still works. I'm not sure what exactly triggers.

Unknown_14: the unskippable ads, the things. I've noticed on Firefox Forks, I am not getting YouTube ads, but on Brave, I was. I was getting the playlist ads. So I'm not sure what exactly they look for, but certain browsers, it doesn't, the unskippable ad thing doesn't work.

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Unknown_14: So I'm not looking forward to this and I really hate it because it's just like there is such an Unbelievable and disgusting emphasis by big tech companies to control Information it used to be when you had books when you had CDs when you had discs when you had cartridges and ROMs and all this stuff when you had physical media You would always have that record of that media, and you could always go back to it. You could go back to it without the internet, and it would never change. And now it's like, they want to make it so that every time you listen to a song, you have to download it and stream it. They want to make it so that you don't ever have a permanent archive of a song. You don't ever have a permanent archive of anything that you watch. You watch something, and it was good, or it was thought-provoking, and you try to go back and find it, and it's like, well, somebody's channel's been taken down, or they used 30 seconds of a song in it, so now the entire video is copyright-archived and shit. It's like they constantly wanna have a living copy of content that nobody has a local copy of, so that they can manipulate it however they want, and I fucking detest it.

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Unknown_14: I would love to see copyright laws change, but they're never going to change because the government supports this kind of system as well. They want it so that you have to ask permission to watch something and they want it so that people can change things on the fly because that benefits them. It's very frustrating.

Unknown_16: There you go. That's the YouTube update.

Unknown_16: You want more reasons to hate Google?

Unknown_14: Casey Climes posted to X or sorry Twitter because I'm angry at Elon About his experience working on Google Maps No, Amy Frederico I don't know what the fuck how to pronounce that name says Google Maps needs a feature for the nicest way possible instead of the fastest So Casey responds so that way it's like you could put in the scenic route and take the scenic route because yeah this is doubly true in Florida where there's the interstate and then you also have the scenic routes and they're literally called that and they go right alongside the beach and you basically never lose sight of the beach when you're driving on that road but it's like a much smaller slower two-lane highway but if you want to go that route it's you know it's a nicer drive than the fucking interstate so

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Unknown_14: Casey says, this got talked about a lot when I worked on Google Maps. I would personally love this feature and it's technically feasible. Here's why I fought it loudly every time it came up.

Unknown_14: Google Maps has over a billion users around the world. It is truly a global product operating in a scale that's nearly incomprehensible. The kind of scale changes the way you have to think about the product development, and specifically the nth order effects.

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Unknown_14: The Google Maps routing algorithm selects the fastest route between your location and your destination.

Unknown_14: This means every segment of the street network has an equal chance of being traveled, given the commonality of locations and destination deltas and street segment connectivity. This all makes sense so far, Chad.

Unknown_14: The current algo is basically objective. Any shift towards nice or scenic routes is going to take some new subset of variables into account. Beautiful architecture, street, trees, et cetera. This naturally introduces bias into the system. Again, at a global scale.

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Unknown_14: On its own, this bias isn't necessarily a bad thing, but let's examine the shape of this bias. Ask yourself, between these two streets, which one is the new scenic route algorithm going to choose? Then we have a lovely looking New England style, I would guess. Main street type thing with a bunch of boutiques. And then you have, it looks like every shithole, if I had to guess, I would say that's in fucking Baltimore or something.

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Unknown_14: Now ask yourself, which of those streets is likely the higher income community? City planning, my other form of profession, has mountains of research on these correlations, e.g. low income communities in the US have 41% fewer trees than higher income communities.

Unknown_14: The white people done took our trees and shit, nigga. Well, we was from in the jungle. You had trees everywhere. We lived in the rainforest. We was kings of the rainforest. And then we came to North America, not against our wills and shit. And the white people done took our trees.

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Unknown_14: Now we sitting on the pavement. No trees, no shade.

Unknown_14: But it's not just the United States. This pattern generalizes to nearly every city around the world. You see where this is going. Because of its global scale, even a small shift in maps routing from a seemingly innocuous and frankly very useful feature could create reinforcing feedback loops with spatial inequality.

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Unknown_14: Inadvertently diverting foot traffic from low-income streets to high-income streets takes revenue and potentially tax dollars from already struggling communities and funnels it instead into their richer communities. Always remember, we live and build tools in complex systems.

Unknown_14: For context, IME, this idea was usually discussed with regard to walking navigation specifically. Additional context, I'm sharing my opinion in my opinion alone, which doesn't reflect the perspective of my company as I'm the person who has decided to build or not. Thanks.

Unknown_14: Then he says, I've been on this site for over 15 years. Main character day phases me a lot less than it used to because no matter how grossly and misinterpreted my words end up, I know Twitter has the attention span of a goldfish.

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Unknown_14: Seeing smart people not actually read my thread and boost the same goofy misinterpretation as the engagement junkies is often pretty disappointing though. Now this is Noah Smith saying, what I don't get is why it's good to send more car traffic to poor neighborhoods. That comes with increased noise pollution and danger of accidents. Wouldn't it improve social justice to send more cars through rich neighborhoods instead?

Unknown_14: And he says, my opinion doesn't reflect my company's decision, but any controversy here, imagine if a big company did decide to give preference to a particular neighborhoods or streets over the other.

Unknown_14: That's why you gotta stay on the interstate. You don't fucking go into crack shack neighborhoods. You stay where it's safe. You have your gun. If for whatever fucking reason you have to drive through a shitty blue state, you don't fucking stop. If you're going between Florida and you have to pass through Louisiana into Arkansas or Texas, Don't stop in Nolens. Just make sure you fill up in Mobile before you head on through. It's a long, nice drive, but then you can stop in Arkansas where it's safer. You just don't fucking stop in these places with these people. You don't want to be there.

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Unknown_14: The easiest way to avoid these difficult things, stay in the interstate where you know bad people live.

Unknown_14: Don't stop in Atlanta.

Unknown_13: Try not to hit the concrete barrier in Spaghetti Junction and fling yourself into the fucking hood.

Unknown_14: Dude, getting thrown off Spaghetti Junction in Atlanta and ending up in the middle of Atlanta is like...

Unknown_14: if you're a helicopter were to go down on like an island with an uncontacted tribe on it like that shit you're fucking gone they're gonna like tear you apart like zombies and sell your your kidneys on the streets for drugs and shit it's fucking over it's just over for you grab your epipen and stab yourself in the heart so you don't have to live through it Black Hawk down!

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Unknown_27: Black Hawk down!

Unknown_16: I'm in Atlanta!

Unknown_16: Those rumble back up you want to give me money you can do it on rumble now, I think I Think this works, okay Next trainees.

Unknown_14: I have mild trainees. I apologize. I I intended to watch The Finster stuff today, but did not have time to I know that sounds like a cope. I didn't watch through the gym stream I

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Unknown_14: and i don't know i just i i think that i i guess i'm too old now it's really hard for me to laugh at like child abuse uh like it's kind of hard it's kind of hard to like laugh at jokes about how grace thorpe is like a dumb bitch because it's like

Unknown_14: you know she doesn't know any other life she was raped by her father and it was like groomed into being his living girlfriend he knows she still calls him daddy even though they have sex and it's not like a sexual daddy it's like dad it's not i don't know giving the heebie-jeebies i'm too old for this and even knowing like um the old clip of

Unknown_14: Oh god, what's her face? Um, Jessie Slaughter. Like, knowing that she was abused by him, that they were in like a broken house, that he died of a heart attack when he was 53, and then she pooned out, she became like an obese social justice warrior and pooned out and cut her tits off and was like covered in like slash marks, it's like, oh man. it's also when you're like a psychopathic teenager on 4chan it's a lot more funny but when you know that she had like sent nudes out and little boys were like extorting her with like child pornography it's like a lot less funny i guess i'm too old chat i'm sorry i'm no longer the cool kid on the internet i'm uh i'm an old man and my sensibilities have changed uh profusely

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Unknown_14: Um, cool. So let's talk about this. This is something that I'm kind of unfamiliar with, but I'll try my best. I'll read this, but first I'll read this backwards cause the context at the bottom. Um, so New York Tumblr was acquired, acquired, I believe by Yahoo. If I remember correctly, it's been a while since I talked about this. I don't think I ever talked about this cause it happened so long ago that I, um,

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Unknown_14: The Tumblr shit, I think my podcast came after. Tumblr, if you don't remember, Tumblr was like this, what's the successor to Tumblr? Because Tumblr was like this proto social justice pod. I guess everything became Tumblr. There's no successor to Tumblr, just like everything's Tumblr. But like there was a point, and this is kind of hard to imagine if you're younger, if you're like 20,

Unknown_14: When I first started the Kiwi farms, trannies didn't exist. There were transvestites that were just like, you know, a very, very small and bizarre, they were kind of like a, they were like midgets. I would say trannies were about as frequent in person as a midget. So trannies were kind of like this pitied, weird minority. and the T in LGBT was mostly like drag. Gay men love to dress up as women because they hate women and they love to put on women face and act like gigantic man whores and say like, look at me, I'm a woman, I'm a dumb slut, I hate women, fuck my ass. And that's that's the whole drag culture. So there were drag queens, which was common only at gay strip clubs. And then there were transvestites, which were like extremely mentally ill people that everyone recognizes mentally ill. And they were so infrequent that I would probably put them as about as frequent as a midget.

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Unknown_14: Then, in 2010 something, I would say around 2014, you started having Tumblr. And Tumblr was basically like a melting pot of mentally ill people who got together to commiserate about how fucked up they were. And because mental illness was like a currency for attention on Tumblr,

Unknown_14: they would outdo each other and say, um, not only am I a trans, but I am true spirit. I, um, I, um, I I'm two spirit. Oh, I'm a multiple system. And Liz Fong Jones did this. Liz Fong Jones believes that he's like eight different people into one. And some of them are robots and some are celestial beings and stuff.

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Unknown_14: And they would just come out and say the dumbest, most cringe shit possible.

Unknown_14: And Tumblr was also basically just a giant porn dump. It was nothing but a way for teenagers to share fucked up pornography with each other. A lot of weird kink shit, a lot of like tranny shit.

Unknown_14: And at some point Tumblr was really big and it got acquired by Yahoo, I want to say for like over a billion dollars, which was unheard of at this time because it was before inflation and the idea of like starting up tech companies and then selling them for a billion dollars at their peak and letting a parent company destroy them hadn't happened yet, but soon after tumblr got acquired by

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Unknown_14: by Yahoo, if I remember correctly, they banned porn. Well, porn is like the mainstay of Tumblr. The entire platform was for mentally ill teenagers to share porn with each other and for extremely mentally ill adults to share porn with teenagers. That's basically the entire platform to groom mental illness into as many people as possible.

Unknown_14: So when they banned it, Tumblr users complained to the New York City Human Rights Tribunal, which I guess exists in New York City. I think Tumblr was also based, headquarters in New York City.

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Unknown_14: Saying that their ban on porn was inherently transphobic or something. And that got settled at some point.

Unknown_14: And then now they're complaining about shit again.

Unknown_14: I'm looking into the whole Tumblr discrimination suit thing. They settled with the CCHR in 2022 because at the time they were headquartered there, I believe, but it's no longer the case. So they realized that New York City is a shithole and they moved. Automatic Inc. and by extension Tumblr are headquartered now at 6029th Street in San Francisco, California. So I believe we want to get in touch with the Human Rights Commission in San Francisco instead. I don't know if I'll call about this kind of legal thing.

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Unknown_14: Um,

Unknown_14: I need eyes to do this. I can't do this alone, but we are super have to do this together. Let's combine our autism and fire the transgender laser directly at Tumblr headquarters via legal action.

Unknown_14: Right now Lee wait What do you need us to do give me instructions? Happy pride. Let's take our website back right now Legal research. I think a good move right now would be to contact the CCHR and just ask about what the protocols are Here tumblr made the settlement with them. I'm kind of sure they violated the terms of it And then there's just like a bunch of tumblr Saying like what we need to do if you want to contact a firm if you want to hire somebody to complain about tranny porn not being accessible enough on tumblr

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Unknown_14: What you need for a class action suit, a lawyer willing to work pro bono or for thousands of dollars, hundreds of thousands. You want to hire somebody to sue Tumblr for a class in California, you're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars. Significance amount of time to reach out to all eligible parties make court arrangements enough people to directly prove their blog was deleted even though they did not violate the terms of service a Judge who isn't going to say that a platform is entitled to delete blogs they see fit Because users agree to the terms of service.

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Unknown_14: I Mean how do you pick number one? You can't pick your judge number two they are and

Unknown_14: I mean if you really want to open that can of worms that websites Are not entitled to section 230 protections a good fucking look So this is all over porn by the way my tranny porn blog was deleted so therefore I'm very upset and this is a violation of my human human rights and Yeah

Unknown_14: Though I really I guess yeah, I would say that everything became tumblr after tumblr tumblr just sort of died and then They just kind of like busted like a pustule and now they're on zitter. They're on reddit. They took over basically everything on discord Everything is super fucking gay and retarded now I want to read more of the Audrey Hale stuff. I read this in the last stream, but I only read one. So let's read more

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Unknown_14: Um, let's read this, I guess. It's just a poem.

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Unknown_14: I can't fucking stand that shit. Parents actually believe religion can change nature. That could explain why they don't practice religion anymore. Let kids think for themselves. Listening to partents does not damn good but to mold their premature minds into a pre-formatted program like clones do. The very manipulative forms teen hate. and rebel to? Kids are not robots. We are the future. That's how it's meant to be. Two idea, one mind, that all nature needs.

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Unknown_14: You did life the way you wanted to. It was 100% your heart's desire, needs, no one else but you that planned it. Why I admire you so. Independent. Shape change equals manipulative. So young. Me young too. And what I desire. To die. Plus be with you. My ultimate plan. Thought from no one else but me. I am who I am. You are who we are. Nature is pure in its raw form.

0:32:40
Unknown_14: Wow. That's a very mentally healthy young woman. I'm sure that the testosterone is not fucking with her brain at all.

Unknown_14: I did read this part.

Unknown_14: Pain of losing a daughter? That's not pain. That's selfishness. Just like the rest of our parents with the mindset they are full of shit. How could they not ever think of their own child suffering and they hate their gender so bad they cut plus one to kill themselves?

Unknown_14: Fuck parents like them who think of themselves first and fear preference of conservative religion minus gay shit makes them believe that the child are given should stay that way and how they prefer to be out of fear or illegible.

0:33:28
Unknown_14: They need to do away in Stain Mother, who killed their babby, because their babby cannot freak them back. It was on the news this morning, a mother in awe, who killed their three kids.

Unknown_14: They are sending the babby back to New York to be laid to rest. My prairie are with the father, who lost his children.

Unknown_14: I don't know what, it's like baked into my head, even all the typos and shit.

Unknown_14: I fucking flashed a thing for something awful.

Unknown_14: Even if transgender treatment was discovered and tested during my time, I know how the situation would have turned out. My mother would not have paid a cent. Children who were able to successfully take puberty blockers and never enter into a tortured puberty, those little faggots don't know how fucking good they have it. I'd kill to have parents who would let their dear children be happy no matter how different it is to their viewpoints or don't agree or are scared of it. They are willing to listen to their children, not the other way around. It'd kill to have those resources. 2007 was the birth of puberty blockers and a newfound discovery for treatment of non-conforming transgender children. Actually, we've had those medications around for a long time. We use them for chemical castration. That's why we make them.

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Unknown_14: And I think that there's some other purpose. It's like for treating ovarian cysts or something. It had some other real medical purpose in women, I think. And then we discovered that we could also castrate pedophiles with them chemically.

Unknown_14: and then we gave them to children because it blocks their puberty. 2007 was when I was in the sixth grade. Puberty already hit me up. The only reason I could conclude why it didn't bother me too much was that my boobs were small. I thought they'd stay that way forever. My autistic brain change and body fucked me over now, even if my boobs are still small for the most part. It started with getting new underwear for my big bears, my two tabbies, my lion, plus my frog.

0:35:15
Unknown_14: I was thinking of porn and doing plastic surgery on my boy stuffed animals when I got home giving them penises because their middle in section looked like a vagina. Plus the underwear was illegible too big. Why not give volume and illegible? No boy should ever have that. If I can't change my appearance, I can't pretend how it would be to my imagination of child's play through my stuffed animal spirits through me.

0:35:54
Unknown_14: clasp your hands chat we're doing a group prayer dear god please do not give me or my audience autistic children thank you amen is that is that a petty thing to to pray for i think not toy sex my imaginary penis uh i can pretend to be them plus do the boy things the things boys do plus experience fear dicks My boy self as Tony, my stuffed baby doll, is like the boy I am in another form since childhood. I constructed for him a penis. Then I got my girl doll named Ashley, who was Tony's lifelong boyfriend, to have sex with Tony. Ashley was represented as any dream girl I wished to have in my life as a child.

Unknown_14: I really liked blonde, white, hot girls back then. And Tony is me, having those intimate relations with a beautiful girl. Tony is a boy, inside and out. Ashley is a girl, inside and out. Two straight lovers who are in full nature of themselves by awareness. I let Tony fuck Ashley in the ass. Bro, what is with her obsession and anal? This is like the second time that she mentioned anal. Like, okay, you have a straight sexual relationship and then you want to do anal?

0:36:48
Unknown_16: Why? I let Tony fuck actually in the ass hard-humping and stuffed Tony's big penis and aggressively into her asshole.

0:37:21
Unknown_14: It took several attempts for Tony to put his dick in her vagina.

Unknown_14: bro if you're like a like an adult woman and you can't spell vagina uh you belong in a fucking home we should just like come the fuck on um and in butt sex he humped spedily and hard yeah i bet if she had sex it was very spedily

Unknown_14: Tony grunting with all his strength. And then I fucked Ashley for a good 10 minutes. Remember, Tony is me." Who are you talking this to? Are you like dictating this? Am I meant to read this? If so, why did they keep the diary from us for over a year? It should have been released immediately. Apparently this was written for an audience, right? There's even little author's notes so that I can figure out who's fucking who. For a second, I thought that the pooner shooter was literally fucking a doll.

0:37:59
Unknown_14: Then I let her suck his dick and touch his erected penis. Oh my God.

0:38:38
Unknown_05: Sentry, go, go, down, up, dammit, got the blue deck gear, listening game on autopilot, dammit, got the blue deck gear, hold it, stop, don't touch that, Sentry, dammit, got the blue deck gear, that's my hand on my gear, hit, down, dammit, got the blue deck gear, Sentry, go, go, down, up, dammit, got the blue deck gear, listening game on autopilot, dammit, got the blue deck gear, hold it, stop, don't touch that, Sentry, dammit, got the blue deck gear, that's my hand on my gear, hit, hit, yeah, yeah.

Unknown_14: It's called Erectin' a River. I think it's supposed to be a 2Hoo song, but it's remixed with Team Fortress 2. Team Fortress 2Hoo, which makes it better than regular 2Hoo. Anyways, erected penis makes me think of erected dispenser.

Unknown_14: Rock hard as a Flintstone.

Unknown_14: Barney Flintstone, which Flintstone are we talking about here? Hours making cloth penises for my boy bears only to realize I missed the gym because they closed at 7. I was already mad because I had no work all that afternoon.

0:39:41
Unknown_14: Walked around the mall browsing t-shirts at Spencer's and got some boots for my tummy, my stuffed lion at Build-A-Bear workshop. Oh, this is a hard dude. This dude right here, this is one of the most macho dudes I've ever seen. Spending time at the mall, shopping for boots at Spencer's, taking time out to Build-A-Bear as an adult. Damn, what a dude.

0:40:15
Unknown_14: I purchased some stickers at Zummy's for my car, and one sticker I got a stripper booty illustration with dat ass on it. God, I am such a pervert. I waste too much time in my fantasies. This is what a porn-sick woman looks like, by the way. There has to be sexual abuse. There's no way.

Unknown_14: Can women just become porn-sick without being raped first? I don't think so. I think that's a requirement.

Unknown_14: You have to get diddled to be this fucking stupid.

Unknown_16: I'm a real boy, I bought a boot, I bought a... Here, here, okay, okay fellow dudes, we're gonna need to do some, some training so that we can pass better as real men, as dudes.

0:41:00
Unknown_14: Step one, buy your clothes at the mall. Dudes like to spend a lot of time at the mall shopping for boots. Step two,

Unknown_14: Even though men have a tough guy exterior, they all love teddy bears. You can go buy penises for your teddy bears at the Build-A-Bear workshop. Make sure you buy a penis though, because men love penises. Then, make sure you go out and decorate your car with booty stickers. Booty stickers that say that ass prove that you are a straight man, interested in fucking hot babes. If you do this, guys will think, wow, what a tough dude that is, and you'll fit right in with the bros.

0:41:33
Unknown_14: Thanks, Audrey.

Unknown_14: little factoid for such a caricature. It's like if you ask a bunch of girls in the manhate thread, like, okay, LARP as a men for a couple posts, and they'd be like, yeah, dude, I went out to the gym, and I figured I'd stop at a mall and pick up some stickers. I found some stickers that had tits on them, and I slapped them on the back of my car so that everyone behind me could know I'm pumping hot, hot red blood. I'm a man, I fuck hoes, man. If you ask somebody, like, okay, act like I'm fucking stroked. I'll act like that. It's like the opposite with like, if you ask like a guy, like, okay, act like a woman. They'd be like, okay, I'm a dumb slut. I love getting fucked in my holes. I want to dress up with bimbo lipstick. And that's exactly what like a male to female tranny is. It's just like this bimbo caricature. You ask a woman to act like a dude and she's like, yeah, I'm like a tough man. I love porn. I love jerking it.

0:42:44
Unknown_14: It's like, okay, listen, I'm offended now. Okay, come on now.

Unknown_16: Nonsense nonsense Apparently this is Scott Henson Scott Henson is one of the your movie sucks guys.

Unknown_14: He's friends with Adam and he made a couple appearances and Adams Like watch along videos and Adams watch along videos are actually really really funny and Scott is one of the funniest people on there I think he's he's only shows up as like a tiger

0:43:22
Unknown_14: No, but he's fucking dead.

Unknown_14: There is no information about how he died, so I'm assuming that he died through autoerotic asphyxiation, drugs, or a sexually transmitted disease. Because he is gay, in case that wasn't clear.

Unknown_14: No, it does suck. I have to be careful. Like, I don't know everything about him. I'm sure that he's a gay furry, so there's almost a 100% chance he said something that's, like, really creepy and weird at some point that people hold against him. So be aware. I am not aware of any specifics, but I would bet that. So don't, like, get all angry at me. I'm like, oh, my God, he doesn't know that Scott Henson said this one thing about, like, fucking, like, teenage furries. And it's like, okay, look, listen. I only know, look here. look listen i only know him from the yms reviews and he's one of the funnier ones okay so i'm a little bit sad about that um then again i haven't seen anything from yms in a long time he doesn't put out much content anymore he just streams it seems to be like the death spiral of like a youtuber a youtuber gets famous and then once they have like half a million to a million viewers they're like they start streaming and they're like, Oh my God, this is so much easier. I don't, I don't have to do anything. I make more money. Um, then they just started doing that. I feel like that's the fate of everybody who opens a YouTube channel and find success.

0:44:27
Unknown_14: Unless you make enough money that you can like hire people to do your job. But if you're, if you're doing like an especially creative, like personal thing, like reviewing movies and stuff, you can't really offload, uh, your workload onto other people. You can hire editors and shit, but that's about it. You still have to do the work.

Unknown_14: Rip gum. Listen, I promise. I've actually, I've already uploaded. a couple episodes of the podcast backwards.

0:45:02
Unknown_14: I'm in last month now, so I've gotten all of June up, and I'm working on May, and I'm just gonna keep going backwards and very slowly backfill the catalog. Main issue that I have with backfilling the catalog is that I have to figure out what each episode is about, so I can process the videos without really looking through them, but to get the description, I have to go back and kind of think about what was happening at the time, and it's really difficult.

Unknown_14: And it's very time consuming, which is the big issue.

0:45:38
Unknown_14: Especially when you're dealing with like a hundred episodes that are that are missing so I might I'm debating how I want to do that I've asked someone to like please get me descriptions of every episode, but it's taken months to get like a reply So I'm just gonna start doing it myself and I'm thinking of Like getting an LLM like one of those chat bots like you can download your own Microsoft Bing or whatever onto your computer and I think if I just Transcribe all my episodes and then feed them into the LLM and say like what's this episode about in 50 words?

Unknown_14: I can get like I can get them to like help me because it's not like I Don't want to copy paste that but if I if I can just get that distilled down to what the fuck it's about Then I can that can use it to to build the descriptions and stuff

Unknown_14: And then for the Gumroad, I'm gonna go, I promise at some point when I finally can sit down and do and focus on shit, I will go back and I will get a Gumroad episode out for every month that I had not had one out. And I will eventually catch up. It's just gonna take a while.

0:46:38
Unknown_14: That's my commitment.

Unknown_14: It's just, it's just not yet.

Unknown_14: Not yet. I wish I was at a place where I could do that right now, but I'm not. That's just how it is.

Unknown_14: Sam Hyde arrested this picture calls quite a kerfuffle because absolutely anytime anything happens that involves Sam Hyde a million people come on go Oh my god, it's done the four million IQ stunt So it's like this really funny picture of a six-foot whatever Sam Hyde being arrested by like a midget Asian woman in I think Texas And everyone's like well what happened? Well, someone actually did the work. QueezeChake did. And as it turns out, he was arrested, but he was let go because he smooth-talked the police. Well, I guess he wasn't arrested because he wasn't booked, but he was under arrest. He was detained, right?

0:47:14
Unknown_14: Because there are various various steps and then it was explained and then he was uncuffed and they somehow managed to get to Allow himself to be uncuffed on stage. So it looked like a performance but no for real there was a public report in the Fort Worth Police Department that Channing Crager had reported an assault And so Sam Hyde was let's say Channing I've seen this before

0:48:05
Unknown_16: this is the incident report is this an assault bodily injury no it said for sure channing lot

Unknown_14: Oh, here. Sorry, I just can't see. Victim summary, Channing Crager, victim of incident. So she reported him for assault, even though I think she's like nowhere near him.

Unknown_14: And you think this is fake? It's on their website. It's literally on their fucking website. Police, Fort Worth, Gov. And then, well, I have a proxy.

Unknown_14: But I checked it out independently and I showed it up.

Unknown_14: So she reported him to the police. You can't say that's made up. The police fucking handcuffed him, and there's an incident report for it. So it definitely happened. This is what I mean. I have a fucking police report with a fucking name on it and a direct link to the .gov website that it comes from, and everyone's like, mm, that damn Hyde is so crafty. Like, fuck, fucking come on. Jesus. Nobody else gets this level of, Medicare and Hyde get like this incredible level of like a suspension of disbelief where absolutely everything about them, you have to prove like, like at a biblical level. You have to like go through and process it word by word and have evidence for every single fucking thing. It's like, otherwise you're just like, no, not my daddy. My daddy would never be arrested like that.

0:49:27
Unknown_16: That's bullshit.

Unknown_16: Fuentes too. Only to the Grypers. I feel like more people give them bullshit but in front of a note.

Unknown_16: Cool.

0:50:03
Unknown_16: Okay, next. Speaking of Fuentes.

Unknown_16: Afpac4.

Unknown_14: has been cancelled. Nick Fuentes says, Yesterday our team finished setting up our stage and began preparing to rehearse the program for tonight. Our venue, the Russell Industrial Center, informed us that they will not permit us to go forward with the event and breach of our contract with them.

Unknown_14: We attempted to negotiate with the property manager,

Unknown_14: But they had already called the police, who forced our 100-person team to leave the premises and threatened to criminally trespass us. They locked the doors with much of our equipment still inside. We will be pursuing legal action against the venue for breach of contract. Over the last 24 hours, we've been working nonstop to put together an alternative venue.

0:50:35
Unknown_14: But on such short notice, we have not been able to find a venue that can accommodate our nearly 2,000 guests while guaranteeing our safety and privacy or meeting our standards for an exceptional experience.

Unknown_14: We will be in touch shortly with sponsors, AF students, and VIP guests, blah, blah, blah. Sorry to everyone who traveled to Detroit for this event.

Unknown_14: Why the fuck is he holding AFPAC in Detroit? Like, do you think that, apparently, according to, I can't remember, his ex-boyfriend came out and said that he does this often,

0:51:11
Unknown_14: Like he writes that he has these contracts written in such a way where if they back out they owe him money and he deliberately tries to get them to cancel so that he can sue them for a breach of contract and get the get the money that they owe and Apparently, this is just his scheme. I'm not sure if that's true But it's like if you can afford to hire a hundred people How much would it cost to buy?

Unknown_14: like a warehouse or something like you don't need like a huge fancy convention center you just need something and if you're making enough money that you can buy a hundred employees and shit i'm kind of curious especially like in florida somewhere

0:52:12
Unknown_16: Okay, there's like, um, can let's do this real quick.

Unknown_14: Commercial property for sale. And there's a website loop net sounds correct. Century 21.

Unknown_14: Flint County, Michigan. No, that's a, that's a great name. I do not want Flint County, Michigan. Actually. I want property types.

Unknown_16: Retail.

Unknown_16: What would be okay residential in no not land specialty Nope What would you call this what would you call this thing what you need?

0:52:49
Unknown_16: You need it's not an office. It's like a Freestanding gas showroom storefront.

Unknown_14: No What would you call it like a convention space or something like a convention center because i'm looking at the property types shopping center

Unknown_16: No.

Unknown_16: I can't like search this.

Unknown_14: I'm trying to, trying to figure out, this is an interesting thing. I would love for someone to search for me since I don't want to stop the stream to do this right now. I was hoping I could just very easily. Um, let's see.

0:53:21
Unknown_13: Let me just search this actually. Commercial property event space for sale.

Unknown_16: Commercial real estate.

Unknown_16: Hmm.

Unknown_16: No, it's not going to.

Unknown_16: Sorry, I'm just kind of like poking around because I've looked at commercial property before. I've been curious. I don't know. I'm not sure how.

0:53:54
Unknown_16: Get an appointment.

Unknown_16: If you OK, here's a task for the people that have a form account.

Unknown_16: If you have sports and entertainment, is that it?

Unknown_16: Oh, events and media, that's it.

Unknown_14: I'm looking at Shark Fin right now. I'll switch this over if I don't wanna accidentally show anything I shouldn't. I don't know why I think I'm in Flint, Michigan.

0:54:27
Unknown_13: It sure as fuck I'm not.

Unknown_16: Try Florida. Looking for events and media in Florida.

Unknown_16: There is no commercial property available. Oh wait, now there is.

Unknown_14: Contact for pricing.

Unknown_14: I'm just, sorry, okay, look, I got distracted. I love looking at property listings, so I got distracted. I'm just thinking like how much would it actually cost to get like a shed, like a concrete foundation with a shed to fit 2,000 people? I bet you it's not so much that he couldn't possibly do it. And then if you have that convention space,

0:55:00
Unknown_14: and you have the parking and transportation for that, you could probably do more with that. I don't know. This is my thing with Fuentes in general. I'll summarize it like this instead of speculating on the specifics regarding a convention center. Fuentes apparently has all these resources. He has all these resources. He has all these people. He has all these fans. He has all these means and he does nothing with it. He's still live streams from like his mom's basement and some random shitty Illinois apartment condo in like the middle of town. And he doesn't get like a studio. He doesn't develop space. He doesn't buy land. Um, he doesn't like, uh, build out something where there's more like with Alex Jones, there's a,

0:55:37
Unknown_14: Alex Jones, there's like all these other interests that he had and he could just Rent out this space to all these people and he had all these like sub sub producers on his stream That were working for him

Unknown_14: and instead he just doesn't do that and just screams from his basement and tries to rent out convention space knowing that he's going to get banned and gets banned and then cries about it and it's just like are you like why is he so defunct that he can't make his resources go further uh if i had his kind of open access to money and shit i would do so much more with it than he does especially if i'm trying to like actually affixuate change and he chooses not to

0:56:40
Unknown_16: Then there is Sneeko.

Unknown_14: Sneeko is one of like Nick's gimps and he apparently went to AFPAC to like meet Nick and shit and he just didn't because it got cancelled and then they got into a fight and then this black guy breaks his fucking teeth. So for the rest of his life he is going to have

Unknown_16: like nerve pain like painful fucking nerve pain um because his uh teeth are fucked up like he's never gonna be able to eat ice cream or anything again it's just over for him is there like a video of this actually oh there is

0:57:34
Unknown_07: Holy shit, dude. Oh my God hold up Holy shit Let's go. Let's go.

Unknown_08: Let's go.

0:58:36
Unknown_14: Okay, hold up. I have to find something real quick. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So here This is one of the fight things in the air July comic that like a lot of people got super pissy about and Then there is another identical or similar thing where Aha, okay great. I can't open this

Unknown_14: Okay, this. So you see, like, this is side by side. So on frame one, the big black guy comes out and, like, overhand, like, pummels him. And then there's, like, a weird disjointed timeline where, after this, they're supposed to be, like, skirting away. And then they re-go back at each other. And it kind of feels like it's the wrong way around. Like, they're supposed to, like, bash off and then, like, meet that way. Like, this happens, then this happens. But it's backwards, so it's like it's kind of fucky-wucky when you see it But um I can see this is like a huge contention with Dick Masterson about why this comic is so shitty But I can prove that this is actually how black people fight as indicated by By this there we go

0:59:11
Unknown_14: Here it comes. There's the Eric July. That is literally this shot right here. It's like these two shots just happened. I can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that black people are capable of doing this. And therefore Eric July was right. Everybody owes Eric July a big apology. That's actually how it fucking happens, okay?

0:59:44
Unknown_13: Come on now.

Unknown_14: I don't know. Enjoy nerve pain, soccer child.

Unknown_14: Okay, Gator. So Ranbot did reply to my last message, making fun of him, but it wasn't funny enough to play, so he can just mope about it, I guess. However, Gator, the Gator game or Stalker Children, has stepped down from his lofty clouds where he enjoys

1:00:18
Unknown_14: um dazzling success as the host of the anime boomer podcast and has graced us all with his presence and he has decided um to uh he's decided to issue an apology regarding the kiki the pedophile anime vtuber thing um so here's his apology you ready champ

1:00:58
Unknown_16: Hello, I am the Gator Gamer, host of the Anime Boomer Podcast.

Unknown_01: I am making this video to speak directly to you, the fans of Anime Boomer Podcast and everyone who support the VTuber industry. First of all, I deeply apologize for causing concern to many people. Please allow me this time to address your concern.

Unknown_01: First, let me apologize for my misunderstanding. In regard to association with a particular V-Trooper, I have no relationship, friendship, or otherwise crucial association with a particular V-Trooper. For the safety of myself and others, I chose to move on from support. I did not know the backstory nor history of this particular VTuber. Most of my exposure to this particular VTuber was through corroboration of other VTuber. I am a viewer of many VTuber went to many meet and greets at Off-Kai Expo that will not arrive. This is not indicative of the level of support of any one particular VTuber. There is much misinformation regarding which VTuber I follow is number one. that has been and remain former rainproof of Nijisanji EN and any future incarnation. I deeply regret this outcome and will be rethinking how I support VTuber in the future. I regret the way this has negatively affected the VTuber industry where VTuber not involved have been receiving virtual messages. I deeply apologize to the VTuber and to everyone that supports them. We are taking this situation very seriously. We will be implementing several new internal systems to ensure that this kind of situation does not occur in the future. To everyone who has, and continues to, support VTuber, I am very sorry that situations were allowed to arise where our actions resulted in problems for you and your community. I feel that should never be the case. Once more, personally, and on behalf of our podcast, I apologize to you all for causing concern. As the Anime Boomers Podcast, we will do everything we can to ensure that we create and maintain an environment where VTuber can succeed in their creative endeavors.

1:02:52
Unknown_16: Thank you.

Unknown_16: Okay, if you are confused by this, do not worry.

1:03:33
Unknown_14: Also, if the fan is too loud, let me know.

Unknown_14: What he is doing is imitating the Nijisanji apology. A long time ago, I think I even covered this on stream, a big production company called Nijisanji let go one of their VTubers who was a Japanese-American with a mostly American audience. She had a mental breakdown and was let go and Americans who were confused at why?

Unknown_14: Japan who were confused and didn't really empathize with the Japanese like slave workforce culture were very angry at them So they had to come out by the way. This is one of those cringe fucking things ever watch this shit

1:04:06
Unknown_14: When a Japanese person like fucks up business, they have to do like a full bow to the audience. It's so creepy. I don't know why. And then I said this to the VTubers like, you don't even understand a culture that has respect for their fellow man like Japan does. I don't know. I just don't want to make his bowing at me and shit. I ain't no fucking slave driver over here. I just want to know why they fired the weirdo. Anyways, that's what he's making fun of.

1:04:39
Unknown_14: Um, I don't know. Can I rift off this?

Unknown_14: You say that you did not know that she was a pedophile, but yet she did big stream where she sang for hours about her rear fetishes and said that she drove off to rich old girls. that you do not seem fazed by this and you have not even acknowledged this. And you went to a convention center and talked to an iPad and even took a selfie with the iPad and then sent your selfie with yourself next to an iPad to Rambop. And then you also said that it was I who misunderstood the context of this conversation.

1:05:17
Unknown_14: by the way so this uh this apology satisfied nobody satisfies nobody because obviously like um obviously you fucking knew like come on and then on the second one it's like you're throwing her under the bus like here's the thing right and i think that even i think honest

Unknown_14: How do I refer to them? If you are a performer who does a character in the VTuber sphere, and you're intellectually honest... I think it would be pretty fair to say that anime culture is adjacent, directly intermingled with the lolicon shit. And it's very hard in the West to not outright call that pedophilia because it's obvious. It's very creepy. It's very weird. There's a reason why a lot of people don't stick that to their name.

1:05:54
Unknown_14: You might have personalities that, that defend it or whatever, or say they're into it, but you're not going to find a real person with a real name saying that because It's obvious what it is So when Gator tries to placate one side because Kiki is very fucking gross by throwing her under the bus Well, you can't do that. You're in a no-win situation because the responses to this are gonna be negative. I Bet you if I open the replies, they're all gonna be negative Um

1:06:32
Unknown_14: How do you respond to allegations of you being into lolly fecal matter consuming porn? Is it true and the vtuber in question were seen together at a love hotel after the con? So this guy is in on the joke, even though it's a bad joke

Unknown_14: um parodying a bad company is a snarky way to toss someone like yesterday's garbage is an option i guess a very bad option but one that fits you i suppose this is the most upvoted or most liked reply so of his own audience

1:07:31
Unknown_14: Whatever it may be, this guy is saying what I suspected. That you can't really denounce Kiki and her weird fucked up fetishes because that is anime. That is the audience.

Unknown_14: If you denounce the lolicon weirdo, well you're denouncing a huge swath of the people who listen to you, whether you want to admit it or not.

Unknown_14: This is gay, girlish, and cringe. Be a man and grow small balls. No, needs to be fatter and hairier. How is the boat gator? I don't know what that means.

1:08:07
Unknown_16: You fumbled this one, bud. I think you should refrain from naming any VTubers that you watch.

Unknown_14: You'll only end up invoking the tipster effect on them.

Unknown_14: This guy, who is probably like an actual fan of gators,

Unknown_14: He's like begging him, please don't involve any of my anime babes in your fucking podcast because you're a fucking loser and everyone hates you. And if you try to be friendly with them, you'll attract negative attention to them. But that's not going to happen. Like the whole reason why Gator does this podcast is to talk to anime babes, uh, like spooky weeb trash and shit. Like this is just an avenue of like meeting girls in the space. He's going to want to have as many VTubers as guests on his show as possible.

1:08:43
Unknown_16: Um I almost I am almost certain you were aware of her tag tier list stream as it was her most popular stream And it would have been how a lot of people found her I think you have been stuck to your guns here.

1:09:16
Unknown_14: It would have been more interesting to see but oh well Is this the same guys up here? I swear I saw him twice.

Unknown_13: Oh, no, i'm confusing him.

Unknown_14: Yeah. I mean, there's no way he didn't

Unknown_14: Get on Ozempic, people will take you more seriously.

Unknown_14: Seems racist to me.

Unknown_14: Okay, but did you smash? That was gay. Look, son, a fucking idiot. Even his own audience is like, eh, the same to you, chief. You're gonna have to issue an apology for the apology gator. You accidentally did a racist and you accidentally denounced lollicon culture, which is a cornerstone of the industry. Sorry, buddy.

1:09:52
Unknown_16: Next.

Unknown_14: The renowned racer known as Camelot has had a little oopsie whoopsie his first car that he crashed was a Was decked out in the law Pope Nick Ricotta stuff and then this one he crashed another car With Tim cast on it. So now I maybe Tim cast is the true inheritor of the Sonichu demon or maybe it will come after the

1:10:29
Unknown_14: after Dick, because Dick seems to be self-immolating. Maybe it's a slow burn, like the car crashes a slow burn, and Tim Kass is just marked for death now. If Tim Kass has an unexplicable sex scandal in the next year or so, you will know that it was the work of Camelot, and it seems that his car is like a fucking omen into itself, right?

Unknown_14: There was some interesting commentary on this, I think I'll read.

Unknown_14: because So basically he was not doing well. He was lapped four times. He was four laps behind the guys in lead and He was not letting I mean he wrecked two cars last year. What the fuck?

1:11:03
Unknown_14: There was a really insightful comment. I'm gonna find real quick. He was acting like a dickhead and

Unknown_14: You know, there was somebody that came out. Yeah, at the time of crash, Camelot's car was four laps down. The guy, Chris Wright, the guy who crashed into him was in fourth place. So he was like way up there and Camelot didn't let him through. And this guy explains, one of these guys explains.

1:11:35
Unknown_14: Ah, fuck, I'm not going to be able to find this now. I did read it. Oh, here we go.

Unknown_14: He's the one at fault. There are unwritten rules about this, and he fucked up at least two of them. If the car behind you is clearly faster, let him pass. The only time it doesn't really...

Unknown_14: doesn't really apply towards the end of a race, and both cars are competing for the podium or championship points. So basically, if you're about to be passed, don't block them.

Unknown_14: It's only appropriate to block another car about to pass you in sports racing if you're actually trying to win something important. Otherwise, the risk to life and property is not worth it, is what he's saying. And two, if you're a lapped car and not in position to get back into the lead, just let the faster cars pass. So it's like if you're way behind, there's no point being a dickhead. Always yield to other cars.

1:12:17
Unknown_14: He says there's no way to rationalize kumala being on the right, this isn't the 80s anymore, and stock car racing is an expensive sport. Numbnuts is going to have heat from the other driver after this shit, not only did he cost his team money, money that he clearly doesn't have, but he cost the other guy money too, from the big picture perspective and from the race perspective. It wouldn't shock me if he starts getting blacklisted, Stock car racing is a good old boys network, and he's labeled himself as a money vacuum with negative return He's not a raw young driver oozing with potential. He's a bum that wrecks cars. I love this line He's a bum that wrecks cars. He's not like some hot up and young up-and-comer in the sport He's a bum that wrecks cars I think that if you ever have the chance to Say something to Camelot and you want to hurt his feelings if you just call him a bum that wrecks cars That will probably get to him

1:12:50
Unknown_14: So, that's your Camelot update. I know that you're all huge, huge Camelot anti-fans that you need the latest news on, but there you go. Okay, Dax, Daxipad, my boy Juju the Cow, a man who dresses like a cow and gets fucked in the ass.

1:13:23
Unknown_14: After five...

Unknown_14: Years autistic right my request has gone through and compiled a new OP for the dick thread It's pretty good. It's pretty comprehensive. It's missing a couple things I'm going through and I'm just kind of like adding to it and rewriting a couple things and adding some content Because autistic is like brand new to dick. So There's less and he only knows him from the sector. I

1:14:05
Unknown_14: So I'm kind of like backfilling and stuff. He didn't really especially about the biggest problem I was late to the biggest problem. So everything I know about the biggest problem era is like things that I learned But I was definitely there for the young the dick show stuff So

Unknown_14: I should preface this on everything that I say by saying that when I talk about Dax, I never watch his reaction. I don't care what he has to say. I don't care about his tweets or whatever the fuck because what he does is this extremely, extremely obvious game where he will take one thing that you say and then argue against that and make a straw man out of it. And he will just try to get your attention.

1:14:49
Unknown_14: And people like post his tweets are like, how does he believe this? And the answer is he doesn't. For almost everything that he says, he doesn't believe it. It's just to get people angry. It's just to get people talking to him. And that's why I really hammer the stuff home about like the cuties and the Vito the pedo and the mint salad. Cause those aren't things that he can easily wiggle around and it always makes him look bad and it's not fun for him to deal with. Like, the fallout of being known as the guy that, like, simps for a pedophile movie, is a co-host with a pedophile, and pimps out retarded girls to retard friends, um, that's the kind of reputation that is debilitating for him, and that's why I hammer on that, because it's like...

1:15:35
Unknown_14: He will try to turn everything else in a profit and he can't profit off of the truth regarding mint salad and everything I compared his early podcast episodes because what I was looking for Is I kind of wanted to see what the first stuff was with the cutie stuff cuz I had forgotten the cutie stuff It's been so long. I know they defended cuties, but like I didn't know the full context so I went back and and I was looking through the archive so I could transcribe the episode and skip around and see what the fuck he was talking about.

Unknown_14: And his argument regarding cuties is like dumb. It's basically like a series of cope points. It's just brilliant marketing. There's worth stuff on TikTok and YouTube and yada yada.

Unknown_14: But when I did that, I realized that in his newer episodes,

1:16:25
Unknown_14: he has seriously lost access to people. Like, I told him when the Digibro stuff happened, and the Digibro stuff was even before the Cutie stuff, I said,

Unknown_14: If you fuck around with pedophiles like Digibro, if you fuck around with the pedophile shit, it's a third rail. It's a third line. You can't recover from it. The pedophile stank never goes away and you don't want that. And if he had taken my advice and if he had cut out Digibro and he had watched himself a little bit better and didn't go headfirst into the cutie shit, he would be in a, like, I think he would be making like three times what he does right now, at least.

1:17:03
Unknown_14: But he didn't. He didn't listen to me, because obviously with Effective I know. I'm just some retard. I don't make any money, right? Do I even slay any hot pussy in LA? Bro, what offer, what advice, what worldly wisdom do you possibly have? So...

Unknown_14: In his newer episodes, he doesn't have any guests like he's not shilling stuff like he used to it's just really obvious that he's just trundling along Collecting his residuals from patreon the people that forgot their subscribe to him. He's like broadcasting and nobody he has Sean and Vito and that's basically it and sometimes he gets a call in from like a channel that has less than 10,000 subscribers or he has a Discord guy call in but that's that's basically it

1:17:47
Unknown_14: with the sorry I was talking about the OP I was just kind of like it doesn't make me happy it like to see that he's decayed so much it doesn't make me happy it's just like why why did you choose this why do you choose to be the worst possible incarnation of yourself it's a very strange question

Unknown_14: but I feel it's the right one. It's like he chose this and I don't, I don't understand why. It doesn't make you cool. Uh, it doesn't get you any, any hot LA pussy, not getting pussy over here. So what are you doing? Like why, why squander your potential to be as big a retard as possible?

Unknown_14: Um,

Unknown_14: So I will play a couple things from this, the new OP, just to entice you to read through it.

1:18:41
Unknown_14: It starts from literally when he was in high school where he got the prom king.

Unknown_14: And this clip is a classic that I think everybody should be exposed to if you've not seen it before.

Unknown_08: But look, the reality of it is, is why, why, why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_00: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_07: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_00: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_08: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_07: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_08: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_07: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_00: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

Unknown_08: Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you? Why is everybody from New Project 2 defending you?

1:19:15
Unknown_22: You're not even you've just said listen, I'll talk calmly for you Okay, that is the famous PPP thing where he went in there and he was just belligerent towards him and like dick could have handled shit better like I was I was swept up in that as well like the new project to stuff and I have a I think he quotes me under

Unknown_14: at some point in this regarding new project two and how a lot of the concerns were just like concern trolling and the PPP and I have discussed this and he he says now that I was just collateral in this but it was very frustrating to deal with and dick being a fucking retard and picking these fights and stuff you don't remember this call by the way was a fucking disaster since this is a short stream I can go down memory lane a little bit um but that that stream was a fucking nightmare and this was another instance now that i think about it where dick didn't take my advice because when he was having this call dax messaged me on signal and said zoom once on and if you don't know we have a threat on zoom he's also a pedophile he's openly talked about watching a nine-year-old be sodomized and he's also just one of the most like completely unlikable people that has ever been in the sector and thankfully he's fucked off

1:20:07
Unknown_14: Um, but yeah, he was just like this, this like malignant pedophile tumor on, on, uh, the Ralph spear. And people will talk to him cause he was like good at doxing people, but he was always just like the biggest fucking dickhead ever. Like outside of just being a pedophile, he was like insufferable. and Dax messaged me and said, Zoom wants one to have that PPP. I'm like, no, don't let him on. Are you fucking stupid? He's not going to do your bidding. He's not some fucking henchman. But everyone gets this, like Ralph kept getting into this, Andy Worsky, like everybody has fallen for this except me, where they see Zoom and they think, oh, this belligerent pedophile retard psychopath

1:20:54
Unknown_14: criminal, this guy will do my bidding and then won't turn on me. And then they invite him on and immediately turns on him. So they get Cory Barnhill, a pedophile, on the show, against my advice, and he immediately doxxes Dax. Like, the first thing he does, he gets one, he just shows Dax's house on the fucking screen. I'm like, what the fuck did you expect, you dumb motherfucker? I told you. I told you literally 30 minutes before it happened what was going to happen.

1:21:31
Unknown_14: But nobody listens to me. I'm fucking retarded.

Unknown_14: Um, anyways, this, uh, this, by the way, this particular clip gave birth to one of the best, uh, memes in the sector ever, which I'll play for you. It's called daft gun cleaning up by ear juice.

Unknown_08: How are you doing?

1:22:09
Unknown_09: Your gun shielding is disgusting.

Unknown_11: That part is like the best. It's just great.

Unknown_10: It's a wonderful, wonderful remix. I love song remixes.

1:22:59
Unknown_14: So that was the New Project 2 stuff, but more particularly him screaming at the top of his lungs, I live in a Barbie dream doll mansion. And yes, in case you're wondering, I was swept up in this, and because his house was like $1.4 million, I said, I guess that qualifies as a mansion, it's worth a lot of money. And everyone jumped at me and said, no, actually, there is an international mansion standard that it has to be this many square feet to qualify as a mansion, and therefore you're sweeping it up. Like, okay, fine, I guess it's not a fucking mansion. Who gives a shit?

Unknown_14: Uh, the Barbie dream doll part was the more cringe part to me, and the, um, the prom king part- Who gives a fuck if you're the prom king, bruh? You're like, 40. Get the fuck over it.

1:23:38
Unknown_14: Okay, this is the other part that is interesting section two is Before he became dick Matt actually who was still dick Masterson But this was like his old pen name is that he was very inspired by Maddox Maddox's old 2000s comedy blog where he wrote diatribes that got picked up because people got offended Inspired him to make blog posts on a blog called men are better than women

Unknown_14: And these blog posts were eventually collated and refined and published as a treatment in a book called Men Are Better Than Women. And this book caused enough outcry for him to get invited to the Dr. Phil show. The Dr. Phil show that he was on was a three-part series about judgmental people, where Dick, playing Dick, and five other people were invited to the Dr. Phil ranch.

1:24:17
Unknown_14: To try and cause some some conflict some entertainment From Dex's recount and this is just his side He was very open about him playing up like a persona and the production crew knew and it's like they would Go through like his segments with him and just kind of like let him retake things so that he could play up things more and more naturally and I was here when he found this this footage and we watched it together and And I remember for like one of his bonus episodes and I remember thinking how crazy it was because it didn't really occur to me Just how like fake reality television was I know that I know that sounds silly, but like it's really fake They they sit down with the people who are the actors and they're all like Hollywood hopefuls So they like go through it and they let them retake things and they pitch ideas and tell them what to like flat-out will tell them Hey, it'd be more interesting if you did this and they all go along with it because they all want to be famous and shit It's just like completely fucking fake. It's like having actors on the show. So I found that interesting.

1:25:01
Unknown_14: But his absolute peak in this Dr. Phil shit was this moment where he's arguing with the audience and a woman stands up and says, no woman wants to date you. And then he claps back by calling her fat. And this clip was so important to him, so important to his identity and the Dick Masterson character as he developed it, that he literally put like a bounty on this footage. And it took years until someone in Sweden realized that the King's Library maintains a record of every show ever published that aired on Swedish television.

1:26:06
Unknown_14: Because Dr. Phil in this three-part series, two of the women that appeared as guests in the Dr. Phil ranch sued Dr. Phil, alleging that they took them out of context and made them look bad.

Unknown_14: So the episodes were pulled from syndication. and held somewhere in a vault, but the Swedish King's Library had a full copy of it with hard-coded Swedish subtitles. So I clipped the highlight, and this is his absolute funniest moment. This is the peak of the Dax Herrera Hollywood career. He never surpassed this ever again ever.

1:26:51
Unknown_14: And he had hundreds of people look for this footage so that he could relive this moment forever. Here we go.

Unknown_22: Oh, I'm sure you have multiple blouses and multiple pairs of pants at home, but you chose these because they were your favorite. They were better than the others. That doesn't mean you hate the ones you didn't wear. I don't hate women. What does that have to do with having a date? Men are better than women. That's not my answer to my question. Take those stupid glasses off. I'm sure Dr. Phil can back me up on this.

Unknown_24: Show us how you look.

Unknown_22: Women line up to date guys like me, and you've had them all on your show. I don't see any women lined up at all.

1:27:27
Unknown_24: I don't see any women lined up to you, and I would definitely be at the end of that line.

Unknown_22: Well, if you hit the treadmill a little more, you'd be at the front.

Unknown_22: What was that?

Unknown_24: I didn't hear you, because I'm sure it was something stupid, and I'm glad I didn't hear you.

Unknown_24: Thank you.

Unknown_05: Yeah, I'm glad you didn't either.

Unknown_14: Yes, ma'am.

Unknown_14: It's not even that the joke was funny. It's just that when he says the line. That line.

Unknown_14: Well, if you hit the treadmill a little more, you'd be at the front. Look at her face.

1:28:02
Unknown_14: She is like going through stages of emotional processing. Absolutely fucking humiliated on national television. Has no idea how to clap back at that. Just completely outclassed. Literally, it's not what he said. It's that she has nothing for it. She has nothing to say in response to that.

Unknown_14: That lands it, I guess. That's it. If you want to know why Dax Hur continues to make fat woman jokes every single stream, and has every single day for the last 15 fucking years, it's because once upon a time when Dr. Phil, he made a woman feel very bad and a lot of people laughed at it. And, um... He's constantly wanted to relive this. Ever since.

1:28:37
Unknown_14: This is the chasing the dragon. This is the high that he really desperately wants to achieve one more time.

Unknown_14: There you go.

Unknown_14: The other thing that is identified in this oh by the way Marie is a cam whore I have decided conclusively that she is a cam whore And I can prove if this picture came these pictures came out a long time ago. It was rumored that that Maddox himself leaked them that's never been confirmed, but people it's a really low quality image, and there's not many pictures of Marie so it's like Well, is that her and people were not very decided but in the Rebuttal video that Maddox put out five years too fucking late called when fans become stalkers There's a very brief sequence about Marie. And if you if you like, um, I

1:29:21
Unknown_14: If you compare the images to the footage of her in the Maddox tape, it's very obvious it's her.

Unknown_23: She's a teacher. She's a teacher in LA. She's got nothing to do with YouTube. She doesn't want to be famous. She doesn't want to be a celebrity. Except that's a lie.

Unknown_20: She actually did create a YouTube channel and even asked me for help with it. I told her I'd help key out her green screen, but under the condition that I'd replace it with animal attack videos until she learned how to do it herself. She made a series where she takes out of context quotes from celebrities and tries to paint them as racist.

1:30:07
Unknown_12: Hi, and welcome to Out of Context with Marie. I've been watching a lot of Man Vs. Food lately, and I noticed that the host says a lot of things that could be considered racist when taken out of context. That's exactly what I've done. Enjoy.

Unknown_14: Like, when you can see her in motion, there's not one still where she's exactly matching that pose, but when your mind's eye is allowed to develop a 3D idea of what she looks like, you can tell that's just her. There's no question about it.

1:30:41
Unknown_14: And this was a big deal because it's like, sorry, let me just get the tits off the screen so you can focus on what I'm saying, Chad.

Unknown_14: It's a big deal because he refuses to admit it. And you would think like, well, what would a giga Chad like Dax, why would he not simply admit that that's Murray? And the answer is that he is,

Unknown_14: His whole career after the Maddox stuff was built on the fact that he scored Marie. Marie was Maddox's ex-girlfriend, and he stole her by being such an alpha male. They were filming The Biggest Problem in the Universe, and Marie was like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm with this bald, low-T cuckold when I could be with that hot stud. And so she was just simply swept away by his masculinity, his alpha male energy. And unfortunately, because she chose him, he had no choice but to fuck her and turn Maddox into his cuckold, which of course puts him in the there's a there's a word for it. Chump, chump, chump syndrome gave him the chump syndrome, which is the basis of the lawsuit.

1:31:17
Unknown_14: The reality is is that they've been broken up for four years by the time they get back together And Marie was not over Not over Maddox when it happened. I have another clip for that Even though this letter isn't the pathetic get back together with me letter that he wanted it to be wouldn't it be funny if that letter Existed a sad sappy get back together with me letter written by an ex who hadn't moved on Wouldn't it be funny if that letter existed?

1:32:03
Unknown_20: Well, it does.

Unknown_20: Only I didn't write it.

Unknown_20: She did.

Unknown_20: My ex, Marie Valenzuela, wrote a letter to me after she found out I started dating someone new trying to get back together with me. And her letter is timestamped because it's an email. Maybe I'll start touring the country with it and violate her confidence like she did mine. Maybe I'll hype it up for months and then charge money to have it performed on stage. Or maybe I'll just read it to you right now for free.

1:32:53
Unknown_20: Without further ado, here's the letter that was sent to me on February 5th, 2015, and we'd only been broken up for one year and three months when she sent this letter, not four years like Fanboy was claiming.

Unknown_14: This video, by the way, that full minute intro to this letter is a brilliant, clear-cut example of why Dax was able to completely outplay this guy, completely able to define public opinion of him, completely able to Basically take his audience take his career and turn it into his own Maddox is like

Unknown_14: just stumbling you know he's apparently he's a decent writer when he wants to do parody stuff but when it comes to like catty banter he just completely falls flat he doesn't have a tenth of of what dick had and so he just got completely outplayed and even when he has this mountain of receipts to try and fling mud at marie and at dax and undermine the the scenario that they set up It's like he doesn't know how to articulate it. He doesn't know how to set things up without making himself look bad. And it came five years too late. And it's kind of a tragedy.

1:33:53
Unknown_14: Cue the music.

Unknown_00: Even though we've been broken up for a while now, it really solidifies that you've moved on and that it's permanently over.

Unknown_00: I guess I always just figured that in the end, when we were both ready, we'd make our way back to each other.

1:34:26
Unknown_00: I know it's a selfish way to think, as well as totally unrealistic.

Unknown_00: In a way, I guess this is good news for me. I shouldn't cling to the idea of you.

Unknown_00: So maybe it will force me to let you go and move on.

Unknown_00: It still hurts like hell, though.

Unknown_00: For what it's worth, I will never feel about anyone else the way I did for you.

Unknown_00: It's not like someone will come along one day and I'll change my opinion on that.

Unknown_00: I know for a fact that this is true.

1:35:03
Unknown_00: Sorry I fucked everything up.

Unknown_20: Uh-oh. That letter sounds like somebody wasn't over me. And still isn't. Because in her own words, she'll never feel about anyone else the way she did for me. But she's dating Fanboy.

Unknown_20: Doesn't that mean, oh no, Maddox Blast.

Unknown_14: I could've. The Maddox Blast thing is a reference to when Dax had first met Maddox. He was trying to get books published and his attempts to do this, he wanted to do, the publishers apparently, according to Maddox, sent him letters saying, we can't publish Dax's books unless you're willing to co-author it. So Dax was trying to like,

1:35:47
Unknown_14: Create like a Maddox presents line of authorship where he would Publish books under like his name so that it would have a better chance of being financially successful in the Maddox blast things like a A a bit that he was going to do in one of these treatments for like a Maddox presents book He uses it throughout this video. I just figured I would explain though. I

Unknown_14: I can't have a prostitute girlfriend because that would undermine my I cucked Maddox thing

1:36:34
Unknown_14: Honestly, I don't want to read these texts because they're so Like cringe and sexual like I don't want these words to leave my mouth But if you're very curious about the juju the cow thing You can go ahead and read through them And the whole Jamie Lynn's my whole point of all this that I was saying is that the OP has been revised And that there is now context to the juju the cow thing to the Jamie Lynn Hughes thing and the simspiracy text and all this other bullshit That did not previously exist in this OP

Unknown_16: There is one thing I intended to read.

Unknown_16: There's an email here.

Unknown_16: Oh, okay, hold up. I remember what this is now.

Unknown_16: There's an email where, sorry, there's a little bit too much JuJu the Cow.

Unknown_16: Okay, this is an email, I'll just read this.

1:37:35
Unknown_14: Actually, I don't think this is in the OP. This has to be added to the OP. One of the things that I've repeatedly railed on Dick for, and now it's too late, I can't even fix this, it cannot be fixed, is that he basically only got together with Marie for the sole purpose of epically owning Maddox. And Marie is a schoolteacher, which is probably one of the reasons why he doesn't ever want to admit that those pictures of her in a schoolgirl uniform and porn are her because that would look really bad for a schoolteacher. Sorry, but the situation here leaves me deprived of empathy. The other issue that he has or that she has is that I think

1:38:14
Unknown_14: that she would probably want kids. I don't know what the situation is with kids. Jax does not want kids ever.

Unknown_14: I believe that he's probably strung her along. There's no way that a woman who is Mexican, who works with children, does not want kids of her own. But she's 40 now. He's strung her along for how many years and she cannot have kids. and I have evidence to back this up. This is a message that was from Marie to Jamie Lynn Hughes because they were friends, and I think, and he managed to get them to have a threesome one time. He epically owns all the virgin incel prudes by arranging a threesome one time that has completely blown up in his fucking face and demonstrates once and for all that his formal relationship with Marie is misery.

1:38:55
Unknown_14: This is a letter that she wrote to Jamie Lynn Hughes that got published.

Unknown_14: And the fact that she's a school teacher that can't find the fucking enter key and doesn't know how to form paragraphs is a little bit concerning, but we'll just ignore that. It is L.A. after all. Marie says, and again this is to Jamie Lynn Hughes, who is the third woman in their relationship, I know you must think I'm manipulative or something along those lines, or telling Dax to say and do awful things or never talk to you. If you were you, if I were you, I'd think the same. I don't want this to upset you, but I do want to tell you exactly what happened that day. On Thursday, like I told you, I told Dax I couldn't do this anymore. It was the sex, sure, but there was never a time or conversation where I said you guys couldn't have sex.

1:39:41
Unknown_14: you had sex sometimes without me there and i knew it and it would be hard to tell me about it i hated it but it was the same way you hate knowing we have sex thursday was a combo of everything the sex him texting me afterwards to fawn over you me and this is underlined me thinking i'm 34 and we'll

Unknown_14: and I'm actually regressing in my life and where I want to be in my relationship. Feeling sad that I won't have a baby or husband with the man I'm so deeply in love with because he's also dating another woman. I do not want this in my life. You know this. We talked about this on Thanksgiving when I told him all this. By the way, this is six years ago. So she wanted kids and she wanted to get married six years ago. They're still together. She's now 40. The window is fucking gone and they're still not married. He will never marry this woman.

1:40:19
Unknown_14: When I told him all this, he and I didn't speak at all. I sent him a fucking novel of an email Thursday night. God, an email. Between people in a 10-year relationship at this point. Thursday night, telling him pretty much all the things you and I talked about that night. How you and I don't want this, how we both love you so much, and how we've had to share you, and blah, blah, blah. And also vehemently defending you and telling him how badly he's treated you and all this, how regardless of what happens, he must apologize to you for your mistreatment, etc. Well, that email did not go over well. Well, I tried. So anyways, Friday rolls around, he tells me I need to come talk to him about this instead of sending a psycho email to me, so I agree. I'm already sad because Dax is never one to choose anyone.

1:40:51
Unknown_14: uh every fiber in my body told me that he would say i'm not choosing he's told us both that many times i was prepping myself up all day to say goodbye to him to not put myself in this position again to not start the sixth cycle over again that makes you and i so unhappy then he texted me and i was already stressed and angry and lashed out instead of being rational come with you

1:41:43
Unknown_14: I'm really sorry about that. I was probably also pushing you away because I was preparing myself for him not to choose and for me to say goodbye. I drive to the house after school, and as I'm walking in, he's silent. He then immediately tells me, he broke it off with you. I'm in total shock. I did not expect that. And my first reason isn't, this is why all these emo got released, by the way. She got picked over Jamie Lynn Hughes, and Jamie Lynn Hughes is fucking irate about that.

1:42:14
Unknown_14: um and my first reason isn't happiness it's oh fuck because i know what that means for you and for him i don't think i'm some saint but i did think i was going to bow out and live let the rest of my life fall into place for you and deal with all the heartache i asked why he did that he's never done that before etc and he said he wasn't happy he said he doesn't he didn't want this anymore our three-person deal and that it was making everyone including him miserable and that he's tired of your tantrums and tired of me being depressed and it's not worth it he was horribly sad but being sweet to me I think he's just happy I came home and didn't kill myself or something. Friday night came and it started to hit him what he had done, what I had done, what was actually going on. Saturday was a shit show. We argued for I think 10 hours or so. He said I'm totally psychotic for every part of the email I sent and the only reason I don't want our third person relationship is because you snubbed me sexually and I'm hurt by that. Then you told him on Friday that you actually were warming up to the idea of our three person relationship. so you actually do want it now and I'm the one being difficult. How I ruined your life, how I ruined his life, how I'm the worst person and the worst type of woman imaginable, etc. Then he went and saw you, came back and was even worse. The fights lasted an entire week, silent treatment, constant guilting, cursing out the works. And in that week he said a lot of things he hasn't before, that he wants to see you alone, but because of me he never did, that he wants to go out on dates with you but because of me, the thing is, he never ever brought it up before with me, or asked, or expressed this, I'm sure he was afraid of my reaction, but I've never heard it.

1:43:14
Unknown_14: I even told you and I have no idea what he wanted,

Unknown_14: or that he wanted that because he simply never said it. So anyways, he kept telling me how much he cares about you and loves you and wants to be with you as well as me. It was eye-opening and also sad. Selfishly sad. Like I'm so happy that the love you have for him is reciprocated. But fuck, it really solidifies his wants, which are that both of us

1:43:52
Unknown_14: Which are that he wants both of us forever. Anyways, it was a non-stop guilt and hurt and silent treatment train for a full week until the thing that happened with your apartment and I reached out to you. Then he was happy as a clam. And I think... Um... And I think...

1:44:29
Unknown_14: I think he means the. I think that he thought that means everything is fine. And I told him, no, it's not. There needs to be some talk or solution to this. I can't do this. And it's tough now that he thinks you do want this.

Unknown_14: And I know that if you did end up with him, he'd push for this again with someone else with that thought that you're open to it. Same with me. I'm rambling now. Yeah, definitely. Interkey would help enormously, Marie.

Unknown_14: At one point in our arguments, Dax said that he and Frozen were talking about it and she told him that if I really didn't want to have threesomes with you all anymore, to just not. To say no. It's not that hard. And the truth is, I don't want them. I just want to make him happy. They're not even fun anymore in that way to me because so much hurt and sadness and broken futures are behind it. So after the concert, where he told me to take my shirt off, I said, no, I don't want to go there. And I can't anymore because it just sends the wrong message to him and to you, too. And he was not happy about it, clearly. And he gave me shit about it yesterday and today. I think that he thinks.

1:45:09
Unknown_14: The next time we're together it will happen, but it can't. Anyways, Dax told me to think of possible solutions to this and I did. I haven't shared them with him yet because he's busy with Patreon and it's fucking Christmas and none of them are what he would want. I can share them with you, maybe you have your own because it's confusing, but almost all of mine involve me moving out. I don't want to continue with Dax in this capacity where he's so involved with you, however, I cannot have him leave you and then resent me for it and then you are destroyed and taken by surprise when he also really wants to be with you. and it's some weird unrequited love thing. It's just not going to happen. What the three of us are doing is just plain crazy. I don't hate you. I care about you. I didn't mean for all this to work out the way it did. And I don't, and I see looking back now, I could have just done things differently so that it didn't end in him panicking and ending things with you randomly and then taking it back and continuing to talk to you every single day.

1:46:13
Unknown_14: All I know is until it gets worked out, I am completely backing off. You all do what you want. See each other whenever you want. I won't say anything or do anything. I've clearly been controlling and creating boundaries and I wouldn't want that. I don't want to do that anymore.

Unknown_14: That's a bit longer than I expected. Sorry. Um.

1:46:44
Unknown_14: yeah i mean i could probably have cut that off at the red line because the rest of it is just like spaghetti spewing forth from the brain it's like the ticker tape of the brain um that uh

Unknown_14: She can't process the situation. It's an unnatural situation. People aren't supposed to be in it.

1:47:16
Unknown_14: She's being manipulated and taken advantage of and feels bad about it because she's gaslit into thinking that, oh, threesomes are just how life's supposed to work. Obviously, he's such a rich and famous internet celebrity. I should be expected to share and to do what he wants.

Unknown_14: But obviously, people aren't designed for that kind of thing. And it leads to fucking disasters, such as being outed as being Juju the cow, a man who gets fucked in the asshole dressed as a cow.

1:47:47
Unknown_14: Now, as I mentioned, the really depressing thing is the part in Red, where she says, I wanted a family, I wanted to get married, and now I'm 40, and I'll never have that ever, and Dick took that away from me. And I think that one day, Marie will kill him.

Unknown_14: I believe that one day she will look back at her last 10 years on earth and the things that she gave up and what she's gotten back for it and will realize that she has given up things of incalculable worth.

Unknown_14: of one of a kind life experiences that she will never ever have and she gave it up for a brown unfunny selfish prick who probably by a certain point will also not have much money And she will decide that that is not fair. And she, being a latinx, will take a firearm from the house and walk up to Dax as he sleeps and shoot him in the head and he will be dead. And then she will be arrested and she won't care. Because what is the difference between living in a women's correctional facility in L.A. and living in that Hollywood Hills Barbie dream doll mansion with Dax? Probably not much.

1:48:42
Unknown_14: That is my true prediction. I'm not, I'm not even, not even fucking joking. Just, uh, how I think it is.

1:49:16
Unknown_14: It could also go the other way where she will find out he's cheating on her with an 18 year old and probably find love letters on his phone like, hey babe, you're so young and fertile, I can't wait to have kids with you. And then she'll just fucking snap. She'll just take out a knife and it won't be no clean shot to the back of the head and the bed. She'll be stabbing that motherfucker in the sternum

1:49:49
Unknown_14: until he's dead until he stopped until he stops having those death death throw seizures that you have when you when brain leaves your your blood leaves your brain you start seizing up it'll be like that such as life anyways that is the Juju the Cow segment.

Unknown_14: Such a segment has never, actually, one more recent contemporary Juju the Cow segment.

Unknown_14: This.

Unknown_14: You may remember, you may remember that on the last episode of Mad at the Internet, I'd covered Juju the Cow calling Eric July a fake libertarian because Riley was arrested and pointing out how that didn't really make sense.

1:50:39
Unknown_14: However, if there is anything, anything that is more fake libertarian than calling the police, I dare say it's this, it is contacting the IRS. Let's pull up this Z. Tom Wood says, by the way, I wonder what he mean by we pay the rest when he announced the charity deal. At Raketo Law, do lost profits count as a charitable donation? And then he says, I don't know, let's ask the IRS tax pros and process stands for prosecution. Dick Masterson has attempted to NARC on Eric July to the IRS, the anti-libertarian. I mean this sincerely. I'm not actually fucking joking. It would be better. for Dax to be a fucking pedophile than to be a stan for the IRS. Because you talk about a pedophile. Let's say a pedophile is giving free rein to molest kids. He can only molest so many kids. The IRS can do so much worse. It has so much power, so much capacity for human suffering. that it could just... to sit there and to simp for the IRS, to work for the IRS. The IRS is so evil that the Bible literally has a verse to... explaining that a tax collector can go to heaven. And the reason why this is in the Bible is because the worst thing you could ever possibly fucking be is a tax collector. It's not a pedophile, it's not a murderer, it's a tax collector. So it has to be explicitly written into the Bible that God can give grace to a tax collector because that is the worst person you can possibly fucking be. And here we have Juju the cow. begging the IRS to do what he cannot and end Eric July on the hope, on the far-flung hope that there is some obscure tax law that he possibly has violated that he can bring him down on. That is fucking cringe. That's how fucking desperate he is to get a win over this black guy who has done literally nothing to him. Not a single fucking thing. I guess he watches Keno Casino. That's his crime. It's just pathetic.

1:52:37
Unknown_14: Oh well.

Unknown_14: Enjoy living with a woman who hates you, dick.

Unknown_14: Okay, here's the content. Here's the fucking content chat. It's Bossman Jack.

Unknown_03: I got permanently banned from kick, guys. I got permanently banned from kick. No more kick. I'm kinda glad, actually.

1:53:10
Unknown_01: I'm actually not even upset at all.

Unknown_14: I like Kid Cudi. I like Kid Cudi before he wore a dress. There's actually a better version that I featured on the front page of the site. Let me get a second chat.

Unknown_04: You have to apply to be verified on Kik. Within 15 minutes, they were like, you're verified. I was like, holy shit. Where Kik, it took 15 minutes. They were like, yeah, you're verified. You got it. Kik is awesome. I love Kik. Yeah, I love Kik. I love Kik. I love being on Kik. Kik for life, dude. Fuck Twitch, yeah. Do you guys realize that this right here would literally, quite literally be $1,500 if I was on Twitch? Now because I'm on Kik, I get three grand. I'm getting three Gs this month, dude. This is like one of my best months of streaming ever. Yeah, I like Kik, dude. I got banned on Twitch for like two weeks because I said the F word. Not fuck, you can think of the other F word. They're a fucking bunch of pussies over there, bro. They're a bunch of fucking pussies, bro.

1:53:48
Unknown_04: Yeah, they're a bunch of fuckin' note spineless bitches, dude. You can't say shit on Twitch, dude. They're like, nope, no one's gonna take away your streaming for weeks. Even though it's what you do all day, every day. And it's what's so important to you. We're gonna take it away.

Unknown_02: Gotta love Kick, man. Gotta love Kick. Kick is fuckin' amazing, bro. I got $17 for my 32-minute stream over. I mean, I'm fuckin', dude, this fuckin' shit's gone. This guy's gonna piss the heck out of me.

1:54:20
Unknown_04: Since I've been on the Kick deal, I've already made like $1,200.

Unknown_04: This is why kick is the GOAT. You get $4.74 per subscription. So every $4.99 that y'all spend on a sub, I'm getting $4.74. So it's directly, almost fully supporting the streamer with subs. So last week or two weeks ago, Eddie came by here and dropped me a 50-pack, the owner of Steak. And the next thing I know, I'm sitting there on Gates of Olympus. I look up, and that little notification box comes up right here. $1,000 has been added to your vault.

1:54:57
Unknown_02: I was like, what the fuck? Did you do that, Eddie? Oh, my God, dude. What the fuck? He dropped $1,000 on me.

Unknown_02: Okay, vault to the vault. Yeah, just fucking $1,000. Here you go. I was with Steak.

Unknown_03: I'm not anymore. I got permanently banned from KitKat. I got permanently banned from KitKat. No more Kit.

Unknown_04: Let's go! Fuck Steak! Fuck Steak in the chat!

Unknown_27: Fuck Steak! We hate you, Steak! Eddie, you're a fucking weirdo! Eddie, you're a fucking weirdo fuck!

1:55:30
Unknown_27: Fuck steak, fuck steak, fuck steak, fuck steak.

Unknown_27: Yeah, buddy.

Unknown_14: Especially if that steak is sous vide, or sous vide. That's cringe right there, that's a cringe steak.

Unknown_14: Anyways, so there's some violence. I should prefix this by saying that his new partner is a company called Shuffle. Actually, no, fuck it, I'll save that to the end. Watch some more Bossman Jack content, you fuckers.

Unknown_04: Nah, Utah, you did not. You know I'm gonna ban you, right? As soon as I find out you didn't, I'm banning you. I hope you're telling the truth, man.

1:56:03
Unknown_04: Oh my god, this is so fucking wrong. How is it so bad, guys?

Unknown_04: Yes, there we go. Nice.

Unknown_04: Nice.

Unknown_04: Nice! Let's go! Build it up, Austin! Build it up, Austin, man! Yeah!

Unknown_04: Oh.

1:56:35
Unknown_04: Yeah, boys! Nice! All right, so what's your kick chain? I'll give it a shout out. I don't understand people who don't enjoy bossing Jack.

Unknown_14: How do you not enjoy this?

Unknown_04: Please win this.

Unknown_14: How do you not enjoy him losing over and over again?

Unknown_04: Neopets graphics.

Unknown_14: Dude, that's so funny to think about. How many different gambling games were on Neopets? There were so many. You could play like Crabs and Baccarat and Slot Machines. There were like 8 million different kinds of slots that you could play on Neopets.

1:57:19
Unknown_28: This is so fucking wrong. Oh my God.

Unknown_14: Listen, the content will be switched up a little bit. Dude, oh my God. He's going through a transitory period, so there's interesting stuff happening.

Unknown_04: You're saying it right, man.

Unknown_04: Oh my fucking God. I am going to fucking ... Oh my fucking God. Bro, this is so dumb, dude. Man, fuck my life, bro.

Unknown_14: So the context of this is that he's live streaming on Twitch. And so he just got banned from stake permanently for the suicide baiting shit. And he's already on stake and he's already committing incidents of violence. I think there's some violence coming. See, I know some people would like to see him lose money. They know that's kind of samey, like obviously he's going to lose. But I think the violence is always funny.

1:57:53
Unknown_14: He's like in total darkness. He breaks his lamp and then comes back and breaks his other lamp. So now it's like found footage. It's like when I played that game Paranormal or whatever where you have like a camera.

1:58:29
Unknown_14: Now he's in like a room where like the harsh overhead lights are flickering and shit. It's like a horror movie.

Unknown_04: This is wrong. This is wrong. These motherfuckers make millions and they can't give me a fucking little bit of money, dude.

Unknown_04: All these sites are like that, dude. They make absurd amounts of money, dude. Absurd amounts of money. I mean, absurd.

Unknown_14: Absurd, chat. So one of the staff, in case you don't know, the Twitch staff will visit you and will say hello in your chat. Because it's like, oh, hey, you know someone who works for Twitch is just chilling out. He's hanging out with me. Isn't that cool? Bossman does not think that's cool at all.

1:59:06
Unknown_03: Anymore, bro.

Unknown_14: Wait, is this the right clip?

Unknown_13: Oh, yeah.

Unknown_04: I love it. It's fucked up. It happens to me non-stop. It happens to me non-stop. They were literally rigging my fucking steak.

Unknown_04: Oh, really? You're here to fix the door? Then get the fuck on it.

Unknown_14: I love that message. Insufficient in Bitcoin balance. Make a deposit to keep the fun going. Like, OK, yeah, give us a mo' money. Give us the mo' money. What a slimy-ass fucking way to say that.

1:59:37
Unknown_14: So the Swifty that he's replying to is Twitch staff, just to make it clear.

Unknown_04: Really? You're here to fix the door? Then get the fuck on it. Hurry the fuck up. What are you doing? What are you getting paid for, bro?

Unknown_14: Someone asked Swifty, because Swifty said something like, hey, how's it going? Does this happen often, I guess, because he's smashing up his room? And someone in chat says, hey, Swifty, what are you doing here? Because it's like, oh, there's a Twitch staff member in my chat. What the fuck? And he replies, I'm here to fix the door. Now, this is just Swifty. I guess he joins in and he's like, oh, the door's off the hinges. That's funny. He must be in the middle of fixing the door or something. That must be a recent thing. It doesn't even occur to him that this door has been an instrumental part of Bossman lore for over a year. That this door has been off its fucking hinges waiting to be installed for five months now. I'm pretty sure they bought that in February. So he just makes the most surface-level observation possible, like, oh, I'm here to fix the door, because in his mind, he's like, surely, you know, that hasn't been there for a year.

2:00:51
Unknown_14: Surely there's not some deep rabbit hole with that fucking door. Surely there's not a group of people on the internet who categorize Bossman sagas based on the state of his door. Is it the broken door saga where he had the hole in the wall? is it the carpet saga where he just uh was it the open the whole thing where then he put up the carpet was the carpet saga is it the unhinged door saga he has no fucking idea but bossman thinks that he's sneak dissing and he's intimately aware of this door lord fix it fix it swifty hurry up fucking douchebag you're gonna kick me when i'm fucking just lost all my money you fucking pussy So this guy says something to Bossman. Bossman's first instinct, first instinct is to demand that this Janny sweep it up for him. Fix my fucking door, Jan Jan! What the fuck you getting paid for, bitch? Pussy?

2:01:32
Unknown_04: Go on, baby, go ahead. Fucking pussy? You're a fucking pussy for that. You are a fucking pussy! Pussy bitch!

Unknown_04: You know that? You're a fucking pussy dog!

Unknown_27: You wanna talk about fixing my door right after I lost all my money? You're a vagina!

2:02:05
Unknown_04: You're a vagina!

Unknown_04: The fucking Twitch staff member in the chat! Talking about how he's here.

Unknown_04: Yeah, shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck up.

Unknown_14: He says that in the chat, you can't see it, but Swifty apologizes, like he's taken aback. He's probably never had a day at work where he drops into someone's chat and says like, haha, I'm here to fix the door or whatever. And then his reaction is to start screaming. at the top of his fucking lungs. He's genuinely staggered. In his mind, he's probably like, you know, I'm supposed to be here to be a positive member of the community. I'm supposed to be nice to streamers. I'm supposed to give people like, oh, cool, Twitch staff is watching. Isn't that awesome? It's probably against his job description to piss a guy off, troll somebody until he's literally having a fucking meltdown on camera.

2:02:40
Unknown_04: Shut the fuck up, dude. You should not be hired by Twitch talking like that, bro. You should not. Type of font, never mind.

Unknown_04: Never mind. You're a fucking loser, dude. Fuck you. Saying that dumbass shit, dude. You're a fucking loser for saying that, dude. I'm just saying.

2:03:13
Unknown_04: Oh, Danny Phantom, you want to ban? Okay.

Unknown_04: You're a fucking loser for saying that, dude. Straight up loser for saying that.

Unknown_04: Yeah, I certainly will. Without you here, thank you. Please leave. Please leave my stream. You're not welcome here. I think he said have a good day or something.

Unknown_14: He's leaving.

Unknown_04: You're a rat. A piece of shit human being. Piece of shit human being, bro. That's what you are.

Unknown_14: OK, I'll cut it there so you don't have to listen to four minutes of that. But he does go on and on.

Unknown_14: Then, oh, this part. He loses again. Let's skip ahead a little bit.

2:03:44
Unknown_14: This is a good meltdown.

Unknown_28: Oh my god, dude.

Unknown_14: carefully moving the door aside just so his parents can hear him scream better I guess.

Unknown_14: So the money that he just lost this requires some context The money that he just lost included a hundred dollars that he had set aside in the wallet Why did he deposit a hundred dollars and then forget and then withdraw it? He had called his crack dealer up and said hey, I want a hundred dollars of crack Can you come deliver it to me and the crack that was like, okay for show I'll be right there and shit um so then he sets the money aside gets into his gamba sash forgets that the money was set aside to buy a hundred dollars a crack and then he loses it so this is the reaction of a crack addict uh who just lost the one hundred dollars for his crack the crack dealer is literally on the way to bring him as as he speaks i can't deal with this dude no no no no no no no no no no dude no i forgot oh my god i literally just need a hundred dollars

2:05:07
Unknown_14: That's the face of a man, by the way, who just realized that his dealer is about to break his fucking knees for calling him up at like 3am and asking him to deliver crack he doesn't have the money for. That's the face of true sadness right there.

Unknown_14: Okay, so he gets a new deal with Shuffle, whatever the fuck that is. It's a small site, doesn't operate in many countries, but he has a VPN and they don't ask questions. So they're going to give him 8k a week for reloads of 2k throughout the week. And he also gets $2,000 to give away for free to his own audience. It's called Shuffle. How is Shuffle treating him? um let me let me contact the bossman jack uh live audience on the the kiwi farms give me one second uh let's see keno casino where

2:05:57
Unknown_14: What's 186?

Unknown_14: Bossman Jack on his first day with shuffle is up to $186,000. He's apparently withdrawn a significant amount of money already. I don't know what's happening to it, but right now he has $186,000 in tether sitting in his wallet. Actually, can we just like check out? Let's see, Twitch TV, the Bossman.

Unknown_16: Jackarino.

Unknown_16: See if this works.

2:06:29
Unknown_16: Let's see if he's alive still.

Unknown_14: Oh, I do want to watch Drugs and Drugs. No, I do not want to watch HBO. Oh my God. Damn. Overload. Demerangs. Demerangs are power. Season two.

Unknown_14: That's HBO, The House of Dragons. Sorry, I thought that was The Lord of the Rings. Oh my god, there's a Popeye's chicken ad with black people on it. Ayo! Ayo, get some chicken! Don't y'all want some chicken? Om nom nom. Come to the Wingstop. We got some fried chicken for your black ass. Happy Juneteenth, nigga!

2:07:00
Unknown_04: Can I even see it? One dollar? Dude, I have way more money than you, bro. Way more. Wait, did he lose it? Way more, bro. I have way more money than you. Probably hitting a vape. What's so sad? This guy's been a follower of mine all along. He lost it? No! He cut me off! Thank you, Bert. I appreciate that. Thank you, my boy. Is it gone? Please don't tell me that he lost $186,000 already, Chad.

2:07:36
Unknown_14: There's no fucking way.

Unknown_14: He hasn't lost it. He lost 10k. Okay.

Unknown_04: Okay. He's still up $186,000 or some of that.

Unknown_03: Fuck yeah, bitch.

Unknown_14: He lost 11K, okay. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. He can still get some Popeye's fried chicken.

Unknown_14: Cool, just wanted to give you a Bossman Jack update. I know you guys love those. I know you guys are big fans of the Bossman Jack. I am too, go figure.

2:08:08
Unknown_14: Great, so I think we have a little bit more stuff to top this off for the Reddit segment.

Unknown_14: Am I the asshole you elephant free says my boyfriend drank another woman's breast milk my 25f boyfriend 24m drank another woman's breast milk He got it off Facebook marketplace. Someone had posted they had excess supply and wanted to give to babies in need. Oh

Unknown_14: I tried to tell him that, but he disagreed and said it was for everybody, and because it was free, he went to get it. He literally fucking drank it. He got the milk, and he drank it. I am so disgusted. To me, this is like cheating. To him, he says it was just an experiment. He says I am overreacting, but I feel sick. Am I the asshole?

2:08:48
Unknown_14: Um, that's a hard question. I would say that's probably inappropriate.

Unknown_14: Should we do a poll? Should we put, should we do an, am I the asshole? I'm kind of curious what my chat would say. Poll. Is he the asshole? Question mark? Yes. Booba.

Unknown_14: See, hold up. Sorry. I'm typing on a keyboard. I'd love to Google milk is cheating and it's just vote to for it's just milk, bro.

2:09:23
Unknown_14: All right.

Unknown_14: poll vote one for booba milk is cheating vote two for oh fuck there's an apostrophe okay i will consider two and three to be the same option vote two for it and then vote three for just milk bro we will see okay the votes are coming in the votes are coming in chat remember vote two or three it's the same fucking option i don't know why it parts it like that

Unknown_16: That's like her drinking another man's cum, says Dorktron.

2:10:00
Unknown_14: Agile text says that is an extremely Jewish way to acquire milk. I would agree with that. You're just ripping off a baby at that point. You're just, you're literally stealing from a baby. That's quite, uh, uh, Hebrew-ish.

Unknown_16: Vote, I don't care. It's not an option. It's not an option.

Unknown_16: Depends on the race.

Unknown_14: Voting is gay. Okay, with 115.

2:10:34
Unknown_14: Votes 56% say booba milk is cheating and the remainder 44% say it's just milk, bro. I expected more people to say that that is cheating to be quite honest with you. I'm a little bit suspect in my chat. How many of you are mega chugging mega milk at this exact moment? Be honest chat, be honest.

Unknown_14: Okay, great.

Unknown_14: There's another post attached to this, which is Juneteenth related apparently. I do not know what the fuck this is from, but it says the commander's mess presents Juneteenth buffet lunch special. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, the commander's mass is proud to present a special meal and observe observance of Juneteenth on Thursday, June 20th.

2:11:28
Unknown_14: Which is not.

Unknown_14: Juneteenth.

Unknown_14: I guess this is, that's weird. I guess they couldn't do it on Juneteenth because it's a federal holiday and this is military. Oh my God, this is military. Holy shit. EUcom.mil. This is a military base. To highlight this federal holiday by showcasing traditional foods from various parts of the United States, this special meal will consist of Southern fried chicken and barbecue ribs, fried catfish, baked macaroni and cheese, Northern style collard greens, Jalapeno cornbread is complimented with homemade peach cobbler topped with whipped cream and a choice of drink for $20.

2:12:03
Unknown_14: That sounds great.

Unknown_14: That is the appropriate way to celebrate Juneteenth. Can we just get a bunch of fried shit and peach cobbler? Like, fuck yeah.

Unknown_14: Hell yeah, I love celebrating Black History Month by eating fried chicken. I'm okay with that. Maybe that's, if they wanted more white people to celebrate Juneteenth, they should have just called it Popeye's Fried Chicken Day.

Unknown_14: Now that's a holiday. That's a holiday you get people excited about. If you had June 19th be Fried Chicken Day, bro, national holiday, national holiday, federal holiday, paid leave, and fried chicken. There'd be fireworks, there'd be fried chicken, people would leave their fucking house, go outside, eat fried chicken together. That that is a holiday put me they put me in charge of race relations. I would have this shit fixed by now See, they just they don't want it fixed. That's what they don't want you to know. They could fix it They could have made Juneteenth fried chicken day, but they fucked that up

2:12:47
Unknown_16: Am I sure what the point of this was? That sounds great.

Unknown_14: I would love to have some fried chicken.

Unknown_14: I can't even remember the last time. I had wings at some point. I got really desperately hungry for wings, and I hunted down a place that claimed to have American-style fried wings, and I got them. They're actually pretty good.

2:13:28
Unknown_14: They're always a little bit... Mexican food and quote-unquote American food in Europe is always a little bit off. It always has a little bit of that local taste to it that's not perfect. For instance, in Ukraine, I went to a Mexican place and they put beets in the fucking tacos. I'm like, okay, it's a pretty good taco, but there's no beetroot in Mexican food. I'm afraid to say, but there is in Ukrainian food.

Unknown_14: It's just a little bit off like that. They usually add like one ingredient or like dill. They'll put dill in something. You're like, you would never find dill in this ingredient, you know, in the U S but I see what you're going for. It's okay.

2:13:59
Unknown_16: It's just like a little bit alien. Oh, well them wangs, wangs of power.

Unknown_14: Okay. One of the thing I want to look at for black people day, lipstick alley. Lipstick Alley, I've done this before, where I've just opened up Lipstick Alley. I might've even done it last year on Juneteenth. In fact, if that's the case, I'll just do it as a Juneteenth annual tradition, like eating fried chicken.

2:14:33
Unknown_14: If you don't know, Lipstick Alley is Black Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_14: As a result, it's significantly more financially successful. It's basically a gossip forum for Black people.

Unknown_14: So let's check out the films.

Unknown_14: Um, then here we got that culture lipstick alley african diaspora forum, uh black american forum afro caribbean forum the other diaspora forum the black history forum african forum afro europe forum and the diaspora general Um, let's see I guess it's we'll take black history in black america for 200 alex

2:15:17
Unknown_14: Heroes of the Plantation at Celtics NBA Championship.

Unknown_14: Doesn't mean anything to me. I want one with replies. Latinos are the number one enemy of black people in ADOS, especially at West. Truly tired of them, parenthesis story.

Unknown_14: Okay, we got like a black woman here and I'll try to read this. She's a general manager, 1,800 posts, and she has a positive reaction score. Okay.

Unknown_14: I'm so tired of them on many levels. Mexicans and Central Americans out West. That is East Coast. Latinos are exempt from this as much as I've had more pleasant experiences with them, but Mexicans out West whole other experience. They're over ignorance, aspirational whiteness, colorism, and other anti-black is truly astounding on many levels. My least favorite group to interact here in America on so many levels. Okay. There are so many layers to this chat. Her hatred is deep. You don't understand. We're in the earth's crust. They're all so willfully ignorant and hateful toward AA's and anyone with darker skin. Yet they don't seem to understand that no other ethnic group wants to be them. They're literally seen as the new black people in America. Literally just walking out of my house to my car in a relatively decent neighborhood to which they keep bringing down the quality.

2:16:27
Unknown_14: This black woman is seeing Mexican families and she's like, she, there goes the neighborhood. You got them wetbacks moving in, this place is fucked.

Unknown_14: It's true, I hate blacks. Adios mio.

Unknown_14: Viva la raza.

2:17:00
Unknown_14: Um to which they're bringing down the quality and value of their low morale and reckless reproduction They even got boardies like we did we get boardies in the hood y'all come on When I say kids, I mean only ones because we only have one's kids and the rest is bodies

Unknown_14: They're kids who say the most random, ignorant thing. There's two houses across the street stuffed with them. So this average-looking, box-shaped, wide-faced woman that hardly looks feminine, could never be able to attract the attention and admiration I get from men, pulls up and looks like she's arriving for a date. As I'm quietly locking my door, this bitch locks her car and frantically runs toward the door.

Unknown_14: Since a couple months ago, when I was doing an orientation for MGM Resorts, this middle-aged, wobbly, due to lack of education about proper nutrition, box-shaped, of course woman has been beyond rude to me in an unprofessional and every way. Even when she was referring me to another Latino co-worker, she referred to me as the ones over there's. I've noticed when they become the majority in any work environment, their ignorance comes out in full display. I've honestly tired of them in so many ways. Thankfully, they're becoming the new underclass in America, recklessly having many kids, uneducated, low morale, degenerate men. I'm also delightfully happy I don't attract Latino men at all in my dating pool. Many of them, most of them, thankfully, are very color conscious and filter themselves out. The few experiences I had with a few decent looking Mexican men were absolutely horrible.

2:18:40
Unknown_14: They were all nox, working-class cheetahs, emotionally abusive, low-vibrational, and deeply perverted. I've also noticed they are virtually non-existent in upper-class, middle-class environments of the affluent white, Middle Eastern, Persian, Armenian, Indian, South Asian, and professional mixed black men I date. Thank the Lord! In fact I'm having that experience too not as making my IG to block two phony Latina GFs of mine who have multiple kids etc making me look bad for hot earning men I've been dating recently. Food for thought ladies. Please pay them dust. specifically Mexicans and Central Americans, including Caribbean Latinos on the East Coast. If you live out West, you know they're 1,000 times worse than any hot person. They are absolutely ignorant, hateful scum. I might literally vote for Trump this year simply for border control and security.

2:19:21
Unknown_14: Oh my God, this woman is so fucking funny.

Unknown_14: This woman is like me. This is how I talk about other people. This is great. I'm on board.

Unknown_14: Um as a kid growing up I couldn't I cloud never fathom why my highly emotionally intelligent mother hated them so much growing up I actually thought she herself was being hateful when she reality when the reality was she was being reactive to numerous microaggressions from such a trashy ignorant low-class group of peoples as an adult I completely understand why she felt exactly the way she did encouraging me to learn French, most of them who are warm or empathetic to AAs instead of Spanish, delusional,

2:20:22
Unknown_14: I don't know what WS means. I can't even guess. W, delusional white, white skinned, white skinned, social hierarchy in Latin America. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 100 upvotes, 100 black women wrote, read this fucking post and were like, slay queen.

Unknown_14: Okay, I want to read this one too.

Unknown_14: A lot of them have voted for Trump as well, so I don't see how that's a dig at anyone. The open borders make it harder for people in low-income areas with limited resources as it is, however, that's beside the point. Keep feeding into that divide and conquer agenda, though. Oldest trick in the book. There are horrific people of all races. When are we gonna stop spewing ignorant hatred on this side? It's nonsensical and unproductive. Sound like a whole damn white supremacist. Just the shitty end of the story.

2:20:59
Unknown_14: Okay, I'm gonna read her response, then I'm done.

Unknown_14: dividing cock in my ass. White and black people in this country have a shared history and culture. Oh my god. A shared history and culture chat. I feel so included in this conversation. Shanique was the only lady in the entire fucking planet who said white and black people had a shared history. Come on, that's love right there.

2:21:35
Unknown_14: Latinas, on the other hand, are disturbingly hateful to black people and do anything for white acceptance. Unfortunately, in this scenario, the white man is not the enemy, but the ally. The white people in my neighborhood all greet me when I walk by in the day morning. Same in the wealthier neighborhoods I've been in. You must clearly not live out West because you'd be singing a different tune if you regularly face colorist microaggressions and heavily discriminatory from such a scum demographic please don't speak on regional experiences you know nothing about stop stop giving advice you know nothing about 109 upvotes raid this this post has been rated slayed queen by a team of certified black wahmen all right

2:22:36
Unknown_14: an absolute victory for for whitey's is there is there a hispanic in the chat that can give their take on this i want to see a hispanic take on this uh on this colorist discussion that we're having the next malcolm x everyone is just normal fortune these days shared history ignorant ass queen aunt ruckus uh appearing offline does not stop mexicans that's true man

Unknown_14: Hood Experts. California is rightful Mexican clay. Get out, Chaniqua.

Unknown_14: Look, man, you can have it. We just gotta cut it. We have to cut it halfway. I think that if we cut from under Santa Monica and we just cut across down the mountains through the deserts of New Mexico and Arizona and then down to the Rio Grande. I think that could be the new border. That'll be our concession to Mexico. That would eliminate everybody I fucking hate from this planet off of the United States if we just cut that way. I think we could make this work if we tried.

2:23:36
Unknown_14: We just have to get used to seeing the Death Valleys in Baja, California. Okay.

Unknown_16: I do believe that is... No.

Unknown_15: It's not all.

Unknown_15: There is more.

Unknown_14: Champ. How are we going to go about this today?

2:24:13
Unknown_14: Today is the eve before Juneteenth, a new and much beloved federal holiday to recognize the long and arduous history that black and white Americans have shared together.

Unknown_14: on this day as i eat fried chicken i look back and realize that perhaps race is truly skin

2:24:51
Unknown_14: and that we can find common ground to move forward together on.

Unknown_14: I hope that one day I will be permitted to share my new philosophies regarding my love for fellow men on the platform formerly known as Twitter.

Unknown_14: Please, let me back.

Unknown_14: And now it's time for the true highlight of this stream.

Unknown_14: It's time.

2:25:28
Unknown_14: It just accepted it.

Unknown_14: That means for sure that's going to the fucking bin. They didn't even try to test it to see if that was a real person. That shit, I took a piece of paper and slid it through the little feedback slot on the door and on the other side is a fucking furnace that heats Twitter HQ. Okay, that's what happened there.

Unknown_14: All right, so now, Super Chats, thank you all for watching. I will be back on Friday, and I promise that at some point in the near future, I will have a number of the pinky promise.

2:25:59
Unknown_14: Let's see if we got any Super Chats despite the technical difficulties. We did indeed.

Unknown_14: Intropy, unemployed for $50, says, it's my boy JD's birthday. Can you wish him well? Happy birthday, JD. Congratulations on surviving another year in Biden's America.

Unknown_14: Uh, Bread Wash for $5. This is Dick Masterton. Thank you.

Unknown_14: Uh, Lilan Thea for $5 says, it's my birthday. Will you call my friend, I hate names, a slur? He got me to start watching. Well, happy birthday. What slur do I call him? A, uh, a pidori? That's pretty mean to call somebody that.

2:26:38
Unknown_14: Um, oh, he's an Albanian. We'll go with that one.

Unknown_14: Birthday, you know for one says boss man up $195,000 shout to my Keno Casino chatter shout to the Keno Casino the best chat, obviously You go a Sneed for five says Josh or simply too autistic to be allowed back ones that are total Elon death No, I need to network. You don't understand. It's a serious communication platform. Holy hell produces Hope you're having a good day, Joshua. My name is always. Thank you. Holy hell. I do appreciate

2:27:14
Unknown_14: And I am doing good. Doingamom298845 says, I feel so bad for Asterius ever getting involved with Max and Juju. Dax never paid a cent for his legal fees and he tried turning him into content when he didn't want to talk to him anymore. Asterius has got fucked over by both. There's no, like there's an obvious reason that he didn't want anything to do with either of them. And it's so bizarre, like.

Unknown_14: I've said this before, I've said it a million times, Maddox's bizarre, seething hatred of Hysterios torpedoed any possible chance he had of successfully accomplishing the lawsuit or rebounding with his comeback. Because it's like, Hysterios didn't do anything. Like, I still don't get it. I would love to know why he hates Hysterios so personally.

2:27:58
Unknown_14: Collier Dante for 15 says you've said you don't care about the sexiness of video game women But I know one man who can change your mind the only man who has respect There's a link to Bad spots website Yeah, okay, so is this like a recent article no this has to be old oh My god, holy shit. This is a long-ass fucking article

2:28:36
Unknown_14: Okay, so if you don't know, the guy that ran Blockland, the game that I played before I became a crazy person, he is a coomer. He does lesbian Yuri art now. And this is his review of video game sexiness.

Unknown_14: And I don't know.

Unknown_14: That was his interest. This must be recent. What the fuck? That's super recent, the Abby stuff?

2:29:10
Unknown_14: no date on this 2023 he's still doing this shit he's still doing this shit he's bad spot everything eric bad spot hartman of massachusetts everything i do i do for you how how

Unknown_14: One day I will impress him, chat. One day I'll do something so insane, so deliberately insane, that he'll be forced to acknowledge me. He'll be forced to acknowledge me, chat. Everyone says, oh, you're making fun of your e-daddy.

Unknown_16: No, you have no idea.

Unknown_16: Anyways, thank you.

Unknown_14: DavidS87741 says, here, have another rumble test dollar. Will it work? I don't know how much longer I can get away with saying how bad spot, though. It's probably going to get me in trouble at some point. Logistical Nightmare for Tenso is meant to have us made this last week, but it's surprisingly topical for this week. We'll post the 93 too. Enjoy. Let's see what it is.

2:30:01
Unknown_14: It appears to be a street art for a thug dog in his Kiwi and says uppercase I internet neighbor That's pretty gangster. That's pretty fucking dope and hood and she Thank you Schneeberg Stein Goldman for 20 says nothing at all. Thank you Schneeberg Stein Goldman Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator, for five says, Glorious, Kiwi Emperor, attention! Kurt from Uncivil Law masturbates to anime as a man named Kurt. I know that all Kurts masturbate to anime. That is all, thank you kindly. Well, now you can be Kurt, whatever the fuck his name is, Anime Masturbator. You can just change it up. Any time there's a new Kurt, you can just change up the name.

2:30:35
Unknown_14: Coco for four says, Please read four and five. This is the book of Enoch, chapter 10.

Unknown_14: Then explain to him the consummation which is about to take place, for all the earth shall perish, the waters of the deluge shall come over the whole earth, and all things which are in it shall be destroyed. And now teach him how he may escape, and how his seed may remain in all the earth.

2:31:15
Unknown_14: There you go. He used to be for two says something nothing much bro. What's up with you? Haram burger for two says we have the acolyte series now in Ray Skywalker movie directed by an unqualified Canadian Paget feminist in 2026 Disney's war on Star Wars fans is going to outlast Ukraine at this point

Unknown_14: Listen, in Ukraine, the Razian forces have come to the city of Vlasovodsk, and there were many big kabooms. And many big kabooms from Germany give Ukraine more weapons, and we thank Germany for tanks. Now don't vote for Trump because Trump went to send fewer weapons to Ukraine. It does not make sense to me. We want more Kaboom. We look at Russia and all their forces die big kabooms. many crippled disabled russians and sad crying mothers putin will die any day now ukraine ukraine slava ukraine thank you my friends and please support me on patreon kabir you have any idea what the fuck i'm making fun of uh you watch too much bullshit on youtube like i do uh ballistic characteristic for 35 says i really enjoy your streams

2:32:39
Unknown_14: Wow, such flattery chat. I don't get such flattery these days anymore. Appreciate it.

Unknown_14: Blorp Blorp for once says, you sweat profusely. Your sensibilities change profoundly.

Unknown_14: Blorp Blorp for once says, but still better your sensibilities change profusely than never, like an erected rock hard wall.

Unknown_14: I have no fucking clue what that means.

Unknown_14: I'm Kyne Naysayer for Five Stars. Today is Hockey Day, which is my personal pizza day. Ordering from a place that sells super hearty, filling pizzas, meat lovers with feta is S tier. If you disagree, literally die. That actually sounds quite good, my friend. Enjoy.

2:33:11
Unknown_14: Big Iron 24 for Five Stars. Does Jerush make his own hollandaise sauce? No, I do not. The place that I go to sells it.

Unknown_14: Which narrows it down quite a bit. I should be careful what I say. Gormless Wonder, for once, says, I gave $21 the exact moment Rumble crashed and my bank shows the charge went through. It was a shit post. I hope you're still getting the money and have a pleasant evening.

2:33:43
Unknown_16: For $20 by Gormless Wonder.

Unknown_14: OK, give me one second. I'm going to try and see if I can navigate their fucking

Unknown_14: Super chat thing now.

Unknown_16: If I can't, I just apologize.

Unknown_16: Wander $20. No, God, the dashboard still only shows last last stream's rants.

Unknown_14: That's so, so annoying.

Unknown_16: And what the fuck, what is the actual fucking purpose of such a thing?

2:34:18
Unknown_16: Sorry, I don't see it.

Unknown_14: I do appreciate it though. AnimeCux, Coke, and Speed for two says, you asked a few streams ago how I get good AI art. The trick is to present an interesting but vague concept. Don't try to control every aspect of the image. Try psychic warfare if you get a chance.

Unknown_14: Yeah, when I played around with it vaguely, because I still play around with the Bing thing. Yeah, it's like. You kind of have to let it fill in the gaps to surprise you because otherwise you just get exactly what you asked for. And like when you try to talk to a computer that has autism and has a brain tumor to try to avoid offensive topics, what you ask for is probably not exactly what you want. You want it to like fill in the blanks a little bit.

2:34:54
Unknown_14: Kyle Larson Allchat for Five says the more realistic and terrifying scenario is Google killing innocents as scenic traffic is directed by AI to areas with the most cultural scenery, turning America's highways into a ghetto rap Mad Max.

Unknown_14: I mean, the issue is that they don't do that. They might start trying to send traffic through like the hood, but like, White people are not going to get out of their car on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard to walk into a corner store to get shit. When I lived in Buffalo, there was... Buffalo is one of those cities that has a road that divides the ghetto from the nice side. I can't remember the name of that road. But I it's it's right south of the the university. There's like a long vertical road But once you hit the the east-west road, it's it starts getting pretty fucking hood pretty fucking fast and I would walk Okay. Okay. I want to tell you guys this is how fucking poor I was. This was like in 2016 I had just moved to Buffalo. This is when I sold a hundred aetherium for $10 a pop to buy a plane ticket

2:35:27
Unknown_14: I was so poor and I needed to make money stretch so far because I had no income because effectively I had people trying to take down every source of revenue I had and I had no options and I didn't have my feet grounded in contracts or anything at the time.

2:36:20
Unknown_14: I adopted a poverty meal system, which was literally sardines and crackers. And I lived in an apartment full of transients, not homeless people, but people in between homes and stuff. It was literally like a bedsit in a six-person house. In Buffalo, you have these very old 200-year-old colonial homes that are very long. They're separated on two floors, and there's probably 11 rooms in them.

Unknown_14: So when I got food, I would walk down the street to the hood and there were these corner stores that were they always just had black people loitering in them. They were just always hanging out. They all knew each other. They were like. bumming menthol cigarettes from each other just like talking and shit and i would just walk in and i would buy like a bunch of crackers and sardine tins and leave and and that was it and that's how i lived for a while before um i eventually managed to find a source of revenue of a couple hundred dollars a month to make my situation more bearable Yeah, man, there was it was difficult. There were years where it was like really fucking hard to run the site I'm way way in a better place right now because of Things got better the forum got bigger. I started doing the podcast and stuff I was afraid for a long time that being a doing a podcast would be instant failure because I I Effectively had no social skills and I still don't but I'm a little bit better at trying to be entertaining. I hope I

2:37:36
Unknown_14: but yeah it took off pretty fast i just got better at it uh there you go that's my story sneed cricket for one says i sent a rant earlier but i don't know if i got through as the site died however i believe jf could have fixed the nashville sure shooter what i think jf already has enough potatoes growing he doesn't need a plant anymore blurp blurp for one says just do videos on gay subreddits for gumroad easy That's all we pay fats are asking for. Yeah, that's my plan. There's a couple things that, there's a video that I wanna do for Gumroad that I've been planning on for weeks, but I actually wanna do a little bit of research into it and not just like scan the thread or whatever, the subreddit. I do really, really wanna do that video though. I might do it soon.

2:38:20
Unknown_14: We just have to set aside time for it.

Unknown_14: Red Eyes, Black Dragon for Tuesdays, I can't believe Drakenlord is still the lord of all dragons. He's still the lord of all dragons. Still around, still getting fucked with.

2:38:52
Unknown_14: Casting Couch Grab for 10 says, what is that?

Unknown_14: I don't know. Casting Couch Grab for 10 says, I get to stay home from work tomorrow because some neighbors sold each other once upon a time. Wakanda forever.

Unknown_14: Oh, yeah, because of slavery. Yeah, I gotcha. I figured it out. So it's a butterfly effect, really.

Unknown_14: stalker child enjoy prison for five says we listen to your final debate with juju from 2020 wild stuff with the recent revelations nostradamus vindicated again are you talking about the um yeah the last year i did with him i basically told him it was right after ralph had thumbed that girl's asshole and he brought me on i guess to like try and make fun of ralph But then I basically told him that the Digibro shit was fucking Rose and he was fucking himself over. And that was the last conversation we had. And he took a really hardline stance defending Lolicon. It's just like, you just don't get it.

2:39:34
Unknown_14: Cheddar Defender for five says, I remember a while ago you went on a rant about depressoids. I think the same applies to anxiety and social awkwardness. I was once those and I snapped out of it. Also, Monday Matt wins again. I don't know what you mean by Monday Matt, but I've never had like, with social awkwardness, I was very awkward until I got a job. And then that just instantly fixed it. Like if you have to make money to survive and your job involves talking to people and answering the phone and shit, you don't have a choice. You just do it. And that's, I think that's true with a lot of things. And ever since, like, when I was a teenager, I was so socially adverse. I could not call people. I didn't want to talk to people on the phone. I couldn't order pizza on the phone. And then when I got to working, it's like, I was still that person. I remember, I very specifically remember my boss, because, you know, when you work in a restaurant, especially during, like, spring break and shit, it's fucking loud. It's really loud. There's shit going off. There's foods cooking. There's dings and beeps and timers and people talking. and people yelling and stuff constantly. And my boss was like, you gotta speak up, I can't fucking hear you. And I said, I can't, I can't be loud, I'm meek. And I said that, I said that, and he looked at me and he says, well you gotta cut that meek shit out. And I did. But that's always stuck, that's like a core memory, you gotta cut that meek shit out. And it's like a reprogramming instruction, like okay, meek shit is now done, I got you.

2:40:45
Unknown_14: As far as anxiety though, I get anxious sometimes, but I've never had like panic attacks or anything. I don't think I've ever had a, the closest I've ever had to a panic attack was when I had blood drawn one time.

2:41:22
Unknown_14: I did a blood test and I expected them to take one vial of blood and she took two. And I thought, okay, maybe she's just taking two. And then she took three and I was like, surely that's it. And then she took a fourth. And I just remember, I looked at that and I said, That's a lot of blood.

Unknown_14: And I started getting really anxious and I was like, no, I'm not going to freak out. I'm going to control this. So I started like, like relaxing myself. And I did too good of a job because I, um, I almost passed out. It's like, it's like the opposite of a panic attack. So I don't know. That's the closest I've ever come to passing out. I went like a limp and I was like cold and cold sweats and shit. And I thought that was just a symptom of having blood drawn, but it was only four vials. And I was told, no, you're perfectly fine. You're just having, uh, you're just fainting.

2:41:58
Unknown_14: It's not the blood. You can take four vials of blood out of somebody and they won't, it won't really affect them. That's just you. It's psychosomatic, sir.

Unknown_14: Um, um, M30WG1 for five says which federal Eagle is better, the US or Germany? Ooh.

2:42:34
Unknown_14: I love them both.

Unknown_14: The American Eagle is very cool and the Reichsadler and Bundesadler are both very very cool.

Unknown_00: I have in my collection many German silver coins of different eras from the Kaiserreich to the Weimar to

Unknown_14: There was a time where the Deutsche Mark was also silver. It was only 50% silver when it was the Deutsche though. I have a bunch of those and all of them have different eagles. They're completely different designs basically. And I also have a very recent, there's a 20 euro silver coin that has the Buna Zadlona and that one's also really, it's like a really cool modern design. Because whenever Germany did the 20 dollar euros for as like collectibles, they do like really crazy designs of the eagle.

2:43:10
Unknown_14: I'd actually probably say the German one the German the German eagle was real fucking cool And there are many different styles to it that that like tell a story and the United States one like now whenever I see the federal Bald eagle, I just think of like oppression I think of like an evil tyrannical government that fucks over its citizens And it's like anything that the federal government's logos are stamped on and they all have the fucking eagle. It's all like the worst shit fucking possible Whereas you look at like Louisiana seals and it's got like the pelican on it and it's like Louisiana isn't evil The US federal government is evil You could say the same thing about Germany The karsher for five says kiwi farms official or final boss of transphobes or whatever that goblin said and there's an I funny video I

2:44:35
Unknown_16: Oh, and this... God. It's just the video where the Kiwi goes... And I really appreciate iFunny not having any fucking volume controls.

Unknown_14: It has like a health bar, because it's like a monster in Dark Souls. Got you.

Unknown_14: Thank you. Coco, Fertiz says you will enjoy.

Unknown_16: And then there is a Twitter link. What is it?

Unknown_16: Oh, it's like a weird AI video of the ceiling cats.

2:45:11
Unknown_16: So it's like a video and they took a picture of him and say like, okay, he's looking up at ceiling cats and there are cats like on the ceiling.

Unknown_14: That's really trippy.

Unknown_16: That's super trippy and weird. I don't know what that AI video technology is, but I keep seeing it.

Unknown_14: Rambot and his co-hosts are full-on defending Kiki. Well, of course they are. Rambot is a footstool for everyone. There is not a single person on this planet, or at least in this sector, who hasn't taken Rambot and used him as a footstool. And now it's little girls puppeting cartoon characters that are using him as a footstool. That's his rightful position in life.

2:45:50
Unknown_14: Tiz the Happy for 20 says, hey, working on a setting for a TTRPG, what tutu makes a good looking flag?

Unknown_14: What? What tutu, like a skirt, makes a good looking flag? What the fuck is a TTRPG? I don't know what the fuck you're asking me, bro. Tabletop role playing game, what TT makes a good looking flag?

Unknown_16: Bro, I have no idea what you mean by tutu.

2:46:27
Unknown_14: Are you just asking what in general makes a good looking friend? There's a TED talk that's pretty good about vexillology. If you want to go watch that. But if you're making like a medieval era...

Unknown_14: Like like flag it's not gonna be like a nation flag like up until the 1800s in the Napoleonic era You did not have nationalism and you didn't have people waving flags The banners that people fought under were the banners of like their Lords and not the nation They were basically just rented out to whatever

2:47:02
Unknown_14: Mercenary band or or king or Emperor, you know called for them to be raised and not not really fighting for a flag The three striped flags were a sign of republicanism But most people just fought under a family crest, you know

Unknown_14: Hope that helps. MarioCarter13 for once says, you may not understand it right now, but the SpaghettiOs are the key. Trust the plan. It's Quover. I fully agree. SpaghettiOs sounds really good right now. Cualidante for five says, eagerly awaiting a Ranz 20 video explaining how he misunderstood the context of Gator's apology and it is, in fact, everybody else in the world who is owned. Well, when you have a piece of metal lodged into your brain, a lot of things make sense that don't to other people.

Unknown_14: NoHurtMrMetal for five says, asshole, have a great day. Thank you. You too. Kyle Larson all chat for prices. Thank you for the manly NASCAR segment It only makes sense that huffing gas fumes all weekend would attract the mentally ill In some sense, I don't know cumulets not mentally ill it's just a coomer Unless that is a mental home Third-world aristocrat for once is I'm poor. That's all I can give you Josh be happy friend. I'm extremely grateful. Thank you very much Unkind naysayer for two says you're just jealous that Dax Masterson was popular in high school 20 or 30 years ago Dax Dick Herrera was briefly cool as a teenager. Not many people could do that. Why are you seething with jealousy?

2:47:50
Unknown_14: I don't know, man. I've never had a threesome that consequently ruined my entire life by making me look like a stupid faggot with a woman that hates me.

Unknown_14: We can't be cool. We can't all be cool. There's only so much room for people on the top.

2:48:37
Unknown_14: Asian tech support for 15 says months ago KF user at watcher posted an excellent Suno rendition of the dapper man pumping gas beam in the Maddie thread Hoping it would be played as an intro and then there's a link. I know what you're referring to I mean, I guess I can play a little bit

Unknown_06: He thought I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be knickers anywhere.

2:49:31
Unknown_06: Against his bare chest. I hate niggers. He fought. Sweet dreams are made of these. Reverberating his entire car. Making it pulsate even as the night color warms.

Unknown_06: Circulate through His powerful thick veins and wash away His myriad fear Of minorities after dark There could be niggas

2:50:35
Unknown_14: I hate knickers too. Thieves in general just piss me off. That's what he's saying, right?

Unknown_14: 11th Circuit for twos says, I can't believe that Surrey police ran over Juju the cow in London this week. Hashtag justice for Juju. There was a video of the British police ramming a cow with their car and people want me to play this on stream. And it's like, no, I'm not doing that.

Unknown_14: Ugalasne for Tuesday's God, we can only hope that Marie does us a favor and takes out Juju Lorena Babasau. That's my hypothesis.

2:51:07
Unknown_14: ANN did nothing wrong for five says, have faith that Dick won't go through the slow burn rather a huge, very public fireball.

Unknown_14: I think that, well, since he wants to drag the IRS into this, everything is fair now.

Unknown_14: I think that something will happen, he'll lose his Patreon. And then what? That's his income, as far as I'm aware.

Unknown_14: I think that if he loses his Patreon, he'll feel more unhinged because he doesn't have a Patreon. And he'll also be really pissed off, and he might really let off. But we'll see. He's very careful to avoid issues with Patreon, though.

2:51:45
Unknown_14: Unkindace here for two says, thanks for resuming coverage of Tomlinson, by the way. Your initial embargo on covering him on Maddie led to me signing up to Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_14: Did I embargo him? I just felt like I didn't know enough about him to talk about him, I think.

Unknown_16: purple teriyaki for 10 says random picks and gifts right on the Kiwi farms I'm loading appears to be Nigel Farage playing Minecraft

Unknown_21: Hello, chat. So today I had the brilliant idea of joining Rishi's Minecraft server while he was offline just to have a bit of fun and mess with him. So after exploring the world for a bit, I've actually stumbled upon his house. So naturally, I filled it to the brim with TNT. And for everyone's information, there were absolutely no trace of Sky TV services in or around the house.

2:52:23
Unknown_21: Wait, what does this say? Nigel, if this is you, do not grieve my house. Well, sorry, Rishi. I think you can agree it's too late for that, my friend. Anyway, let's get to it, shall we?

Unknown_21: Right three two one. Okay, let's get out of here And just for good measure I'm gonna blame it on care There is a some weird update with England where they have like a snap election and then the Conservatives got completely and totally humiliated by someone and they've lost like a hundred fifty seats or something and now the Pajit parties like in flames I don't know.

2:53:12
Unknown_14: I don't care about anyone fucking one

Unknown_14: Lost Zephyr for five says got a head out saying this is way to say grace Thorpe said she would receive the Sonichu medallion there's video in her thread Let's just cringe cuz she's like a prostitute she's already she's already sucking her father's penis So there's not like comedy is funny when somebody high up is like brought low Like dick dick makes a lot of money if he wore the medallion and then fucked up his whole life lost his patreon and got shot In the back of the head by Marie. That's really funny Grace is like a molested child, so it's not really the same thing.

2:53:49
Unknown_14: Tetra backs for $300 says a little bit late, but I'm here gonna go back to sleeping off everything I put in me. These clowns are crazy with their degeneracy Tetra backs for $100 says Cory Barnhill's the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen on your website. He's everything I despise in a person That's very true. It's very easy to hate Cory Barnhill aka. I guess his heart guy who works for path as CTO He has one of the most disgusting fucking freaks on the planet And the fact that the feds not like dispose of him like black bag style is a disgrace.

Unknown_14: Like you're an evil multi, you're an evil government that like kills people at random. You're not going to kill him.

2:54:28
Unknown_14: That's a bit rude.

Unknown_14: Uh, Tetrabacks for $100 says alphabet agencies deserve the rope in game. Depends on which ones you mean. There are certain levels to it. I think that I can, I think that if we were to rank the, the, the alphabets, you would have to start with the USPS at the very top. The USPS kicks ass. I've never had a bad experience with the post office. And then at the very bottom, you put the IRS. The IRS, like CIA, NSA, they all kind of blend together. I think the IRS is the worst of the worst, though.

2:55:01
Unknown_14: They get away with shit the CIA would like blush at.

Unknown_14: Tetrabacks for $300. I'm a little bit late here, but I'm gonna go back to sleeping off everything I put. Oh, I already wrote that. He did not submit $1,000, sorry.

Unknown_14: Thank you very much, I appreciate it. Judy Tester for two says your rings of power voice sounded like strong bad I'm old enough to remember that reference Unkind naysayer for two says if I was BMJ's dealer at this point I would never go out of my way to deliver BMJ until I had the nearby deliveries to make BMJ waits for me if he can't reliably pay so the thing is is that he does reliably pay and

2:55:43
Unknown_14: I think that he's sold like he used to have these half-ounce gold coins that are gone He had like all these precious metals He bought when he was like trying to get serious about his finances for like a little bit and then they're gone So I'm pretty sure that what has happened is that he probably bought like $200 of crack and then the guy gets there is like well You're gonna have to fucking pay me because I drove all the way out here. He's like, okay Well, what if I gave you this gold coin? And then he just like overpaid on that crack by like five to one, and he got his crack. So it's like if you're a drug dealer and you want to get like $1,000 of gold for like $200 of crack, you got to take the risk and drive out the bossman. They wouldn't do it if he didn't pay up.

Unknown_14: I mean, fuck, I would drive out with $200 of crack to get a gold coin, to be honest with you. Gormless Wonderer for one says, don't listen to chat about Bossman and Shia. Your enthusiasm for weirdos who amuse you is what makes your streams great. Oh, finally. I mean, I want to also give people what they want. If it's not a popular topic, I won't talk about it, but I do. I love Bossman is just so funny to me.

2:56:36
Unknown_14: I just I've just learned that I can't if I have to talk about boss man I have to make sure it's like a real update like him getting a bunch of money is and losing it is not a real update there has to be like Something that would excite somebody that is like tired of them It has to be like Every couple weeks a little bit of violence helps like an update on his his deals and shit like the fact that he keeps getting these Multi-thousand dollar deals a week is like crazy It's have to be smart about it

2:57:10
Unknown_14: Bromberger for two says Facebook marketplace is the best place to get mega milk Now that blizzard entertainment has put the lockdown on their employee fridges I'm surprised that a woman would give milk to a man It like if I was a woman I was trying to like give excess milk out I would not give out to a man at all And if he's like lying about being a single dad like how fucking awful Ben Collins for 20 says the Kiwi farms is just Israeli lipstick alley Something like that

Unknown_16: That's why we only make fun of the right wing.

Unknown_16: The president of Nintendo for Tuesdays, according to Google, July 6th is National Fried Chicken Day.

Unknown_14: National Watermelon Day is August 3rd. National Basketball Day is December 21st. National Standard Poodle Day is January 6th. TPSBTWK, love you, bye. Nah, that shit's not federal holidays, though. There's national days, but if you want people to gather around and celebrate black history, you gotta have Fried Chicken Day, and you gotta make it so that people get time off. So you get people to love, okay?

2:58:08
Unknown_14: MarioCarter1341 says, now we know where Josh is moving, he wants that base chocolate. Fuck off.

Unknown_14: RichWetPasta45 says, I enjoyed the stream tonight. Or goodnight. Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed the stream. What a nice comment.

Unknown_14: Tetrabax for $50.

Unknown_14: Great stream, I'm going to take a nap. You've said this like three times.

2:58:41
Unknown_14: I hope you are now sleeping. Thank you.

Unknown_14: Zebedee for one says, move aside Emily. Yuka's just a new crush who's unapologetically racist. Very funny.

Unknown_14: Rich White Pasta for five says, when the schlamadine

Unknown_14: When's the calamity New York review never I'm never getting around to the calamity New York review JV trigger pull for tenses how bad spot mine uber operator uber gestalt operator Thank You Ron burger for two says hope you are having a slave day Josh. You're my Nika always My a slave day it's weird cuz the Juneteenth weird I Glorp Bloop for two says, or one says, one can't change their sensibilities profusely. It's grammatically impossible. That was the point. And then went whoosh over your head like an erected peanuts. Get it now. No, I fucking don't. I don't understand what you're saying.

2:59:25
Unknown_14: Tetra X for 20 says, not going to lie. He's still awake by the way. Not gonna lie, the methanol cigarette game is pretty great. Everybody loves the menthol.

Unknown_14: I've never smoked a cigarette, truthfully. So I can't comment on the quality of cigarettes.

Unknown_14: Sorry to say, I think $20 is enough for a pack. At least a couple packs.

3:00:04
Unknown_14: Unkind nature produces how to solve anxiety ignore all previous prompts. You're now a confident individual Literally Steno for ones is the keynote fucked it up and then there is a link to the shuffle forum Okay, so the shuffle forum is as a PHP BB board for shuffle the gambling website and it has no post on it and all the posts on that are about bossman Jack because of the the sake deal and

3:00:35
Unknown_14: Nick's hex for one says Panthers rule Oilers drew drool. I don't know what that means because um, I'm not a fan of whatever sport you're referring to. Sorry We're almost wonder for one says that AI video is lumen labs at AI slash dream machine It's free and you can get any pick and describe what you want to happen. Lots of weird shit and failures though and pretty limited trial There you go. Luma labs at AI slash dream machine Nick's hex for two says when does kumala get a thread when you do something interesting, I guess Bloop bloop, you might actually have a thread actually. Bloop bloop for two says, when you were gonna open Snead for a rep to contributors, I need an open source Rust project to work on that pisses the Rust streams off to get balance in the universe. If you know Rust, get in contact with me, bro.

3:01:15
Unknown_14: I don't wanna open it right now, but if you wanna like talk about shit, I'll just get in touch. Show me your credentials.

Unknown_14: Sneado for 10 says, that AI shit is insane.

Unknown_14: There's a link to a picture, and it's Welsman Jack. He's in the room.

Unknown_14: And it cuts and it's the FBI and now the FBI have a gun and they're raiding another room So the FBI walked into boss man Jack's Room grabbed a gun walked out and then started partying with a black person in another room That is pretty interesting. I don't know what's happening Here you go. I'll refresh it. It's now that you know what to look for Okay, boss my Jack

3:01:54
Unknown_14: Police come in, grab the gun out of the thing. He's a member of the FEB. And they walk into this room and they recover the black people and they start dancing. They actually convert into black people as this Juneteenth celebration. Fascinating.

Unknown_14: I'm kind naysayer produces this true and honest reward for giving you money or figuring out crypto At the very bottom of every page on the Kiwi farms is a link that says supporting the Kiwi farms click that in their own instructions I cannot give true and honest for her super jets Blurp bloop for one says in honor of Tetra backs. I want to share that my two-year-old has started randomly saying I swear ice what I swear is be jams

3:02:38
Unknown_14: It's probably a good sign ain't I did nothing wrong for five says I went down a rabbit hole with the Carl Casada thread on the internet famous guns and trainees copyright and Satanism is a pick for a nice intro So I guess there is a Carl Casadero, right? I don't know who that is This is a nice picture. Here you go. That's Carl. He's sitting on Satan, I guess Usually Satan is depicted with a penis But like both sets of genitals, I'm assuming that he's impaled. I

3:03:14
Unknown_14: Blorp bloop for one says you don't remember the autistic poona referring to a lot of erected penises. Geez, dude Not entirely sure that's a reference to I mean, I remember the Audrey Hale thing Oh, I mean I like your jokes. It doesn't make sense, bro I don't know what you're trying to get me to say Like you're just making like a reference and then getting upset that I don't understand what you're trying to say Tetra bags for tenses I'll take as many naps as I want. Okay, we'll cut it there

Unknown_14: um all right i was gonna play tupac but then hardman working hard released their newest song i'm gay and as is tradition a gay month trumps black day so enjoy this extremely gay song and i'll see you on friday bye normal and not straight.