0:01:00 Unknown_03: Hoodrat, I got something to say, and listen up so we can all be clear. Unknown_06: There's a lot of crap coming down, and I'm telling you, I'm not down. I see my city falling apart. The streets are filthy with drug addicts nodding out. Unknown_06: The price of gas is through the roof. The cost of food will strangle you. All the stores are closing down. Where do I go to buy some food? 0:01:35 Unknown_06: of the politicians. Them dirty people always be lying. Those Democrats say they're here to help us, but Hoodrat says they're here to hurt us. They come for our vote every four years, then they disappear just like a roach. My eyes have changed and I'm seeing clearer, and Hoodrat is saying Donald Trump is the leader. Unknown_06: Hood rat, hood rat, hood rat for Trump. Hood rat, hood rat, hood rat for Trump. 0:02:10 Unknown_20: I think that it may be in bad taste when you're like a 50 something year old white guy and you're trying to do like a rap and like a Balenciaga mask like a Kanye West to do like the black power like arm thing. I don't know. I mean, maybe he doesn't give a fuck. Unknown_20: This is, by the way, if you don't know, this is the guy that does Cool Cat. He only knows how to communicate through various characters named pronoun, not pronoun. What's the thing when, it's like an adjective, adjective noun, animal creatures? So he wants to convince black people to vote for Trump. Well, how do you do that? You don your fashionable Kanye West Balenciaga mask. And then you start rapping very very poorly to some of the worst mixed audio that's ever been recorded and Then you publish that shit to the internet. There you go. You got yourself a certified hood rat classic Oh chat 0:02:47 Unknown_20: Oh boy, I feel bad for all the fellow European chads who have stayed up late for this stream twice a week this week. Something came up and then I thought it would take all day to fix it and then did not. So then I thought if I could, you know, just instead of canceling the stream, I will delay it and do it at my usual time, which as it turns out was probably a good idea because it gave me more time to prepare and take notes and stuff. So this is a more well-prepared stream I say nervously Actually, I just remember there's one other thing that I forgot that I wanted to add last second. Oh, what was it? 0:03:30 Unknown_20: It was like a really big deal that it was like a news article was like a news article, you know We talked about the news. Oh, I remember I don't even need the article for this I can I'll just start off. I'll start off with actually this of course we do the roundup last like a 0:04:08 Unknown_20: Hardeman's busy this weekend. So the Affidavit because it's not like there's a time-sensitive effort to this the affidavit Or the the petition to open Rekia's omnibus hearing has not gone out yet. So if you are a lawyer, we've had four affidavits notarized I would like to get there like ten people offered and then just it's so weird because like ten people offered and then I Unknown_20: only four went out and got actual notaries. They all reached out, they showed credentials, they talked to Hardin on the phone, and then it's like, okay, we'll go get a notary. You have to actually get this notarized and send this in. And then only half of them did that. 0:04:45 Unknown_20: That's the filter to marketing. It's like when you show a customer a product and then, ooh, 10 people said they want the product. And then, like, each time they have to click a button to check out and actually send their money to you, it's like there's a fall-off. And it's like, okay, by the time you get to the actual card entry form, all but four have disappeared. That's what basically happened. It's a big ask, I guess, to get people to go out and go to the notary. 0:05:22 Unknown_20: So, and there's one guy in particular who was really cool. I don't want to say what state he was from, but I don't know. He was a part of a firm, which is the issue. Lawyers who are a part of firms, they can't really go out and do fun stuff because of them. Unknown_20: the firms have like a mutual interest where it's like, if you imagine all the interests of an attorney as like a circle, and then you put three of them together under one roof in one corporation, and then you have like a Venn diagram, only the things like in the middle of the Venn diagram are things that a lawyer in a firm can do. So it's a little bit disappointing. 0:06:01 Unknown_20: But he had a cool list of states that he worked in, or was on the bar for, and that would have been useful. Unknown_20: uh for various reasons um there's that oh and we're still waiting on the reply from candy oh hi regarding the ricketa arrest footage however um they have accepted some money not all money some money because they're going to send us they're literally going to put they're going to send uh uh harden 0:06:35 Unknown_20: a CD-ROM with information on it. Not necessarily the body cam footage because we didn't, we got billed like $50 for the, oh, $60. It was $60 for a CD-ROM that just has some PDFs on it because apparently their process does not allow you to email the results of the data request. So they're going to physically mail him a $60 CD-ROM so that we can look at the documents. Unknown_20: Then we're waiting on the request for the actual body cam footage. However, they seem open to it now. I think something happened. Someone higher up said, yeah, get these data requests out because something happened and they're a little bit more chatty than they used to be. And they've confirmed to multiple people that they would accept the money for the body cam footage. I think they're working on it at this point already. 0:07:14 Unknown_20: However, Chiat, as I mentioned, it's very nice to have a FOIA attorney on the roster because guess what? I mentioned last stream that Riley getting arrested kind of seemed like he got pepper sprayed at some point. Unknown_20: Well, you know what Texas has? Unknown_20: Texas also has state-level FOIAs. Unknown_20: So just as a little freebie, because I don't think they're going to ask for $3,000, we're going to get the body cam footage of the arresting officers, and then also the county jail footage of him arriving and then going to booking. I desperately want to see Riley fucking pepper sprayed. I want to see the biggest ... 0:08:02 Unknown_20: wetback Mexican, Texas police officer, sit on Riley and spray him down like a feral hog. That's my ambitions. I'm sticking my fingers in all the pies. There's nothing stopping me. They don't want you to know this, but FOIA requests are almost free. Unknown_20: I have filed 20 FOIA requests in the last year. I'm going to keep doing it. I'm going to continue to send documents to the government and say, I demand to know things. I have no reason to know. I just want to know. This is the plan chat. 0:08:39 Unknown_20: I have limited resources, but the least resources available to me allow me to have incredible amounts of fun at other people's expense. Unknown_20: Awesome. Unknown_20: Cool. I'm looking forward to that. Unknown_20: You know what else I'm looking forward to? Emmanuel Macron, President of France, getting poo-pooed on. The President of France has assured people that the clean-up of the river has taken place, and so the 2024 Olympians have no reason to be afraid to swim in France. And to show the fine people of France and the world that there is nothing to be afraid of, Emmanuel Macron will swim in the river and has announced when he will do so. So the fine people of France have gathered around to poo in the river. 0:09:14 Unknown_20: And not only do they intend to poo in the river, they have set up a website so that if you're at any point upstream, you can enter what town you're in so that it can calculate the river distance and the average speed of the river and tell you when to poop before he gets into the river so that your package will arrive in time so that it will be when he's in the river. 0:10:15 Unknown_20: this way through the power of the silence and the metric. Now, the metric system can't get a man on the moon, but it can get your poo on Emmanuel Macron. So thanks to the power of science, we will be able to shit on the president of France. This is the most cutting edge scientific advancement that the French have created and possibly since the advent of the guillotine. Unknown_20: It's quite exciting. It's exciting times that we live in, chat. Unknown_20: Good luck with that. Unknown_20: You know what's funny? 0:10:50 Unknown_20: They're definitely going to have to do something so that Emmanuel Macron doesn't step out of the lake covered in shit, like literal shit. They're going to have to do something where it's like, they're going to put up like a net or something where he's swimming. So that for at least a little while, the river is not full of shit. They're going to have to like put a filter up so that I can clean it out like an hour beforehand or something. Unknown_20: The other fascinating news thing they don't really have an article for but I figured I'd mention is that Saudi Arabia has declined to renew the 50-year agreement that it had with the United States regarding pricing oil only in US dollars. Saudi Arabia is either number one or number two in terms of oil production in the world. 0:11:32 Unknown_20: And basically the reason why the United States dollar has become the reserve currency is that all oil is priced in the dollar. Unknown_20: So it has like, and effectively, that's why we call it the petrodollar, because it's like, it's kind of like we've backed our money, not with gold, but with oil. And since oil is like the backbone of the economy, Unknown_20: the world economy, not just the US economy. It kind of makes sense in that way. We still have like a commodity backed dollar. Not anymore. 0:12:08 Unknown_20: So now Saudi Arabia has the option to sell its oil to China and Russia and the ruble and the yuan. Unknown_20: And that's a big fucking problem for the US. Unknown_20: And it's not like Saudi Arabia did anything illegal, you know, it's just that the timing is such that it's a big fuck you. Unknown_20: We left the gold standard in the 70s. I think we signed the agreement with Saudi Arabia in the 70s and now it's coming up, Milhouse. It's all over. 0:12:44 Unknown_20: I hope everyone is satisfied with their current living situation because you may be bunkered down there. If things go according to my deepest, darkest desires for the United States, which really, it honestly, it makes me nervous. Like I'm not ready yet. Can we hold off on this total collapse thing? Just give me like a, give me like a second, give me like another year, another year. I should be fine chat. But until then, cool it, cool it. Oh, where's my hamster? You're right. 0:13:14 Unknown_20: How can I talk about news-related things without a news hamster? Unknown_19: Who is too big? Unknown_20: Buddy. Unknown_03: Buddy, you are too big. Boom. Unknown_03: Nice. Unknown_03: Let's get that ham on the screen. Nice. Unknown_20: I figured out by the way why I cannot play videos on my browser without playing ads. Because I thought for sure I had installed uBlock Origin. So why the fuck are there YouTube ads when I watch a YouTube video on my browser? The answer is YouTube is attempting to implement a way of streaming ads directly through the bitrate or the bit of the actual streams so that they are indistinguishable to most ordinary computer systems as being ads. 0:13:47 Unknown_20: This is how Twitch does it. Twitch displays its ads directly into the bitstream so that you can't easily block it by simply blocking certain domains or certain points of scripts or whatever. 0:14:28 Unknown_20: So YouTube is trying to go the Twitch route of inlining their ads in such a way that you can't really sniff it out unless you have something super fancy going on in your computer. And even then, it's like, OK, you can block the ad, but you're still going to be watching a black screen for 15 seconds or so, which is inconvenient and disrupts the process. The goal is to get you to subscribe directly to YouTube so that they can get recurrent revenue from your participation on their platform. The question is, is this finally going to be enough to get rid of YouTube? I hate ads, and when they started trying to block ad blockers, 0:15:11 Unknown_20: I canceled my YouTube Red. I've mentioned many times, but I was probably one of the oldest subscribers to YouTube, because I got in with Google Music. When Google started offering a music streaming thing, kind of like Pandora, I thought their algorithm was really good. So I paid for Google Music, and it lets you upload your own music and stuff. And so you didn't have to store it locally, and you didn't have to use only what's in their library. You could use their local storage. So I liked it a lot and I subscribed like in 2014 or something and that got converted to YouTube Premium or YouTube Plus or YouTube Red and then into YouTube Premium. So I had been a member for like a long, long time. 0:15:52 Unknown_20: and then they decided to block Adblocker and I'm like, well, I'm not gonna reward you for this. Unknown_20: So I unsubscribed and now I use a combination of Adblock and Sponsorblock and YouTube. Unknown_20: It's like YouTube Next, I wanna say, or SmartTube Next on like my Chromecast and stuff. Unknown_20: I'm very anti-ad and I refuse to give them money. I'm curious if other people feel this way. If they start running ads, do you have the tenacity to drop YouTube? 0:16:27 Unknown_20: cuz I've actually trained myself a little bit to just click random shit like the algorithm very much prioritizes one to two hour long videos so I've made a habit of like putting on random videos about like the Russian Ukraine war or like our long for whatever reason YouTube thinks I love Team Fortress 2 Unknown_20: So I've been listening to like these two hour long videos about the Scout on Team Fortress 2 and I don't play Team Fortress 2. 0:17:05 Unknown_20: But it makes good background noise like that's what I do and then I can focus on other stuff that I my ADD brain like can't process. Unknown_20: So that's basically my habit now. So it's like, OK, if I am not watching YouTube anymore, it's like, well, what do I do? By the way, when I'm back in the US, maybe I should open a Team Fortress 2 server for the Kiwi farms. That would probably be pretty fun. Unknown_20: um but it's like yeah so it's like i have to replace that with something i guess maybe i can replace it with like the radio i can find like a an online stream of like a radio station in nebraska and i can listen to like um you know the the conservative like like radio i'm pretty sure that is conservative radio in the u.s still like completely fucking insane because i remember conservative radio when i left was pretty fucking insane if you went to like an am station it was like bat shit 0:17:48 Unknown_20: Anyways, that's like my plan. I would do anything besides watch ads on fucking YouTube. I want Google to die. I want everybody who works for Google to be unemployed. I want Google to be a permanent black stain on someone's career. If you're like Liz Fong Jones and you have like Google on your resume, that should be like, don't hire me. I'm insane. I work for a shit company. I did a shit job at a shit company. Now the world's worse off for it. That's what I want. I want everyone to be like that. 0:18:34 Unknown_20: I realize I'm in the minority, but it starts with you. You have to be the change that you want to see in the world. And if that means going out of my way to desperately avoid watching YouTube, then I will do it because I am petty and I overestimate my value to the economy. And if it's a one-man boycott, then fuck it. I'm going to do it anyways. Unknown_20: So that's my plan with that. Unknown_20: Next. Unknown_20: Books, gone. Internet Archive has removed half a million books after being sued for copyright infringement and losing their lawsuit. There are libraries that have physical copies of books, but the courts have determined that the Internet Archive as a library with digital copies of books does not qualify as a library and thus cannot distribute PDF files or other digital formats of books. That is piracy. 0:19:09 Unknown_20: I guess you're just gonna have to go to a physical library It's hard to feel bad for the Internet Archive in particular. I remind you that Taylor Lorenz's uncle is one of the higher-ups in there, and you can't find the Kiwi Farms on it because they sided with Drop Kiwi Farms in particular because of Taylor Lorenz. It's like, okay, you want to burn my books? You want to burn all the things that are on the Kiwi Farms out of existence so that they can't be found? Oh, it sucks. It sucks that they did that to you, doesn't it? Doesn't that suck? 0:19:56 Unknown_20: Oh, well. Unknown_20: I don't, they try really hard to censor this shit, but you still have like LibGen. I'm pretty sure LibGen has a pretty comprehensive library of like all books, right? I don't think it's that big of a deal in terms of like media access. LibGen in particular is very well known. I think because they host a lot of like textbooks, like college textbooks, and people use that to avoid paying for their scholastic requirements. 0:20:31 Unknown_20: Because they can just get it, Unknown_20: Short-sighted spite is so utterly retarded. Okay, here I go. You ready? I'm gonna cast my Support the Internet Archive beam. Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. Okay, I fixed it. The Supreme Court reversed their decision. The books are back up on Internet Archive because I, Joshua Connor Moon, said I want those books back. Mr. Clarence Tommons. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t 0:21:03 Unknown_20: Clarence? It's Clarence Thomas, right? Clarence Thomas. Tear down that wall. Bring it down. Put the books back on the shelves, Mr. Black Judgeman. Unknown_20: There, I fixed it. Sorry, Sandwich. I didn't mean to destroy the internet again. I keep doing that. It's really unfortunate. Unknown_20: Okay. Why get upset? Your opinion doesn't matter. Okay, great. Unknown_20: Thanks for watching, dipshit. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really care. Sucks to be them, I guess. 0:21:34 Unknown_20: The DMCA is just the biggest fucking cancer. That's what I support. I support that we get rid of the DMCA. There's no reason not to. The internet would be freer. There'd be a lot more open discussion. There wouldn't be this dumb bullshit. Do you want to support freedom? Get rid of the DMCA. Just get rid of copyright. There's no point to it anymore. Unknown_20: However, not all is forlorn. Unknown_20: There is the ATF, or as Anne Ominous likes to call them, BAFTA. 0:22:15 Unknown_20: He says that the ATF is too cool of an acronym for such a faggot organization. And their true name is the Bureau of Alcohol, Firearms, Tobacco and Explosives. So technically their acronym should not be ATF, it should be BAFTA. So the BAFTA tried to regulate out of existence of bump stocks after the Las Vegas massacre because he was able to achieve a high rate of accurate fire by using a bump stock to re-trigger a semi-automatic, just through the kinetic bounce of the gun bumping against his shoulder. 0:22:52 Unknown_20: So the ATF, or BAFTA rather, tried to ban them, and two years later, or longer even, it has reached the Supreme Court, and base black judges says, fuck that shit, we get our bump stocks. Now, indeed, they have determined, Unknown_20: that a bump stop does not qualify as a machine gun, which is how the BAFTA tried to regulate bump stops out of existence by saying that they could be classified as a machine gun, and they are not really machine guns. Unknown_20: Cool. Good. Unknown_20: Now this one's funny. I'll read this. Maybe I should have saved this for the Reddit segment, I guess, but it's still funny to me. So the gamers are upset because they added a black man to, like, feudal Japan, and he's like a samurai. 0:23:40 Unknown_00: So here's Samurai Negro decapitating a Japanese man. Unknown_20: Not even decapitating. He's, like, busting open his skull into, like, a fine red mist. Unknown_20: Believe it or not, Unknown_20: Japanese people did not like this. Unknown_20: Kumiquat on Kotaku in Action writes this. The Japanese comments about the new Assassin's Creed gameplay trailer are absolutely brutal, and I'll read them. A torii is on an entrance to a village. Ubisoft knows less about Japanese culture than Koreans do. The Chinese trailer also sits at a similar ratio of 161 likes to 1,000 dislikes. 0:24:17 Unknown_20: For UB's convenience, or to put it bluntly, they have only a perspective that imposes a way of thinking of white and black society on Asian society. Their own society's way of thinking is right, and they are forcing Asians into the mold, which leads to a discrimination and insult. Unknown_20: If you see a black person dressed as a samurai, everyone will assume he stole it. Unknown_20: I wish I could come up with like a jingle on the spot for like black samurai. Like, he was riding his bike, got hit by lightning, strike. Now he swing real fast, he's good at swords and math. I don't know what they do. 0:24:53 Unknown_20: Swords and sushi? They're making swords and sushi? Unknown_20: Black samurai. Unknown_20: Japanese women with slanted eyes are really weird. Unknown_20: Racist. Naoli also has the Southeast Asian features. The sword is curved and not a ninja sword. Yasuki is out of the question. Yasuki, who isn't even a samurai, plays at being a samurai and walks through a Japanese city and massacres Japanese people as if nothing had happened. Typical of Ubisoft. It's so scary to see samurai killing so many people in the streets. 0:25:31 Unknown_20: While Yasuki is saying he won't tolerate evil. They're more like demons than samurai. Why is it not set in the battlefield? When Yasuki passes by, the Japanese people make way and bow their heads, and the samurai are just playing a role to humiliate the Japanese in order to elevate the massacred black people in Europe and America. Unknown_20: Why did he say it was a good harvest when they're at the planting stage? This guy's like a farmer. He's like a rice farmer in Japan. He's upset. 0:26:02 Unknown_20: It's so surreal and funny to see a huge black man walking around Japan in full armor in the 16th century, and doesn't seem surprised by any of the villagers, lol. To a Japanese person, this is just a joke. There's a scene where Yasuki crushes the head of a fallen enemy, but this cannot be overlooked. He is not a zombie, so there is no need to destroy his head. Yasuki is not a samurai, he is racist. Unknown_20: I find it interesting that Japanese people bow so much to Yasuki. A lot of the Japanese are really, really upset that the Japanese are bowing to the black guy. We would never do that. I can ignore the historical falsifications that Yasuki was a samurai, but this isn't Japan to begin with. It's Japan made by foreigners. That's not it, Ubi-san. The graphics are good, that's all. I'll buy it if you are able to respect Japan a little bit more. 0:26:35 Unknown_20: I did not even travel to France, but I experienced discrimination. I don't know what that means. I guess French people hate the Japanese. Unknown_20: Is this the legendary game in which black bandits play samurai in Nippon and massacre Nippon-Yin? 0:27:07 Unknown_20: Who would buy such a middle finger to Japan? Aside from the fictional setting of the black samurai, there is no need to portray Japanese people as shabby and make them bow repeatedly every time they pass by. It almost feels like there is more malice towards Japanese people. Unknown_20: Personally, I've never understood the concept of cultural appropriation. Now I've come to fully appreciate how vicious and unpleasant it is. It's a well-known historical fact that Yasuke later traveled to Europe, killed French people, and became Napoleon. When I commented, this is my favorite one by the way, when I commented, where is the samurai? In the English version, I was met with a barrage of criticism. The overseas is scary. 0:27:40 Unknown_20: These guys are like, where's the samurai? And then you get like a bunch of like woke retards like, Unknown_20: Just because he's black doesn't mean that he can't be a samurai. Come on. He's like, oh my god. Holy shit These people is fucking stupid. I will never go to English website ever again And that's how it went Okay By the way Elon Musk even made a tweet says DEI kills art in regards to emails Chong making fun of the black samurai and apparent the guy that is like the art director for the game came out and said that he was traumatized by this comment. Elon Musk making fun of him was such a serious blow to his mental health that he had to pull out his phone and go to a mindfulness app. Oh, here. 0:28:15 Unknown_20: That tweet generated emotions that the first thing I wanted to do was go back on X that I had deleted and just tweet back and I just took a step back. I have a mindfulness app on my phone. I did a bit of mindfulness to try and explore the emotions that this tweet created. So he was so traumatized by Elon Musk saying DEI kills art that he had to like emergency pull out his mindfulness app and do some on the spot meditation. to stop himself from having a full-blown soy boy panic attack over Elon Musk. I assume that this is Elon Musk's reaction to hearing this news already. 0:28:59 Unknown_08: You just play the game cause you don't fucking care about the passions people put into the story and all you care about is just the action in game. Not all games need to be all action. The rest of us gamers made these games for the story and gameplay. Assassin's Creed is a good franchise. Assassin's Creed is a good franchise. Assassin's Creed is a good franchise. Assassin's Creed is a good franchise. Assassin's Creed is a good franchise. Assassin's Creed is a good franchise. Assassin's Creed is a good franchise. franchise assassins greed is a good franchise assassins greed is a good franchise assassins greed is a good franchise sorry sorry everybody with epilepsy are now dead um this is a very good song by the way this is a donkey donkey meme but whenever i hear is that i've never like i think i played like a little bit of a black black flag on somebody else's console like years ago 0:29:35 Unknown_20: I've never, I haven't ever played an Assassin's Creed game on my own. So whenever I hear it, I associate it mostly with Dunkey's videos about Assassin's Creed, and it always reminds me of this. 0:30:08 Unknown_13: Anyways. Unknown_20: There is, um, this new post that's in the games board called KF Guide to Woke Games, and it's maintained by Activelow. And he's done a very good job of listing all sorts of shit related to, like, DEI and shit in video games. It makes me wonder if it's worth restoring the Pride Before Fall thing that I had as an idea. I would just need somebody else to manage it, really. It sounds kind of shitty, like, yeah, I want this cool thing, but I want someone else to do all the work. But this is a great example of something that would fit really well to the scope of that. 0:30:44 Unknown_20: I just thought I would advertise it, though, because I thought this was cool. Unknown_20: And finally, Unknown_20: this company was selling these drinks these cups and they're like cups that say lean on them or they're no they're like a like a like a mix a drink mix and it says lean and then it has joe biden on it enjoying the lean and it says gg and then i think it says energy 0:31:21 Unknown_20: This was met by a cease and desist order from the United States Department of Justice Secret Service and they say cease and desist on behalf of the blank this letter serves as a formal notice from the United States Secret Service Department of Homeland Security regarding the unauthorized inaccurate depiction of of the President of the United States on the projects GG Energy Lean and GG Caffeine Free Lean. It has come to our attention that these products are currently being marketed and sold by gamer subs and that they present a misrepresentation of the President, which could be seen as detrimental to national security and public perception, particularly during the election period. Unknown_20: The United States Secret Service demands that Gamersups shall immediately cease and desist all marketing, distribution, and sales of aforementioned products. The depiction of the President in this manner is misleading or inappropriate and poses a significant risk to the integrity of the office and the security of the nation. You are hereby instructed to immediately remove GG Energy Lean from all online and physical marketplaces. Cease all advertisements, promotions, and any form of public communication featuring these products. Provide written confirmation of your compliance with this directive within 48 hours of receipt of this letter. Failure to comply with the cease and desist order will result in further legal action, including but not limited to injunctive relief, civil penalties, and other measures deemed necessary to protect national security interests. We trust that GamerSupps will promptly will act promptly to rectify the situation and avoid any further complications. 0:32:51 Unknown_20: This reads like something that you would see out of like the Kremlin, especially this paragraph. The depiction of the president in this manner that is misleading or inappropriate poses a significant risk to the integrity of the office and the security of the nation. That's like a letter that you would get from Roscomnadzor from like a picture of like Putin and like Hitler like chilling out in like a Photoshop edit. That's like a joke. 0:33:24 Unknown_20: But no, that's the United States of America. This GG lean shit with Joe Biden enjoying a cup of lean, that's a danger to national security. I'm sorry, but if a product image of Joe Biden enjoying a cup of lean is like a danger to national security, your nation sucks and it probably should be endangered. You know what I mean? Like if it's that weak and shitty that the American population might vote differently because they saw him on a picture of lean like that, maybe it should die. 0:33:58 Unknown_20: Maybe your election should be fucked with. Maybe you suck. Unknown_20: Because that's what it's implying, right? It's literally saying that this cup, this marketing image could actually damage the nation and its integrity. Unknown_20: Well that really, the real implication there is that it implies that the country is easily manipulated and fucking retarded and at the brink of total collapse. Unknown_20: Any possible thing that could ignite some kind of spark could set off the entire powder keg. 0:34:34 Unknown_20: That's what they're saying. Unknown_03: Cool. I think that might be the news. Unknown_03: It is. Now I got some pooner stuff. So we're going to need a different ham. Yeah, there we go. Unknown_20: So the Daily Wire has received a copy of Audrey Hale. If you don't remember, the pruner went to a Tennessee school and shot a bunch of children. And the FBI acquired a copy of her diary, which is the little girl's worst nightmare. And it's filled with like insane scribbles. They withheld this diary for like years. 0:35:09 Unknown_20: because they knew it would make trans peoples look bad. Unknown_20: But finally, the court system has caught up, which is how they do it. The government routinely does stuff like ban bump stocks and withhold vital information of public interest, knowing that it will take like a year or two for the government, the court system to catch up and identify the issue and demand to be released. And that's like the entire goal. is just to like exhaust people because the government can constantly just like shit out fucking nonsense all the time and uh then it takes thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours to contest it in the courts and it's just like they know what they're fucking doing um 0:35:46 Unknown_20: let's see let's read this my imaginary penis march 11th 2023 my penis exists in my head i swear to god i'm male i think about sexual fantasies and about how if my dick was real i'd fuck the girl i love in the ass i want to know what it's like what that's like but i never will because i was damned to be born this way I swear to fuck, I hate it goddamn so much, I guess. It's a fucking curse. Having a brain like mine has its godliness, but it's also prone to making poor-ass decisions. Like putting my Aiden name while filling out paperwork for Instacart. plus now my background check didn't clear plus i'm not possibly not going to get the job fuck me man mom just says i'm young and young people make mim mistakes but with me it's painfully more than that with being autistic and waste time all the time myself people del death itself And the biggest shit, the torture, spelled wrong, I believe that's intentional, of being raised a girl and actually believes I had to deal with it and tried to be fem-an-ine, but that didn't last long after high school ended, plus no longer had to fear of being called a dyke or a faggot. It was only until my early 20s that I found the answer, that changing one's gender is possible. and who I really was, was finally embraced without shame. But oh fucking no, not with my mother. But she believes how she grew up conservatively and that the LGBTQIAP+, especially transgender in her era, was an enigma, an illness, or not existent. 0:37:08 Unknown_20: I might have told her once in childhood, I wish I was a boy, when she made me put my shirt back on as a kid, but would say, you're a girl, and that's how God made me. You were born with 0:37:57 Unknown_20: You were born some kind of bullshit like that. It made me mad, because being a boy as a kid was when I felt the most like myself. A bear flat-chested made me free. Girl puberty imprisoned me, and so does my mind. Puberty equal life sentence. The people in this world adds more bullets to shoot violent thoughts into my head full on auto. I hate parental views. Now my mom sees me as a daughter and she not better loose that daughter because a son would be the death of Audrey. 0:38:31 Unknown_20: So all the bullshit the FBI deliberately intentionally decided to deceive the public and withhold this information because it conclusively proves that Audrey Hale was a female-to-male Transsexual who hated her parents and hated God and wanted to kill a bunch of little white children because she was upset That she didn't have a good childhood and she wanted to make people suffer. That's why And trust our government to do the right thing Next Unknown_20: This is Little Justice Leaders, and they have invited someone named Kaden to talk to five, it's a K through five social justice program, which had been with Jay the Death, I think that's the doctor, maybe? And Desmond is amazing. Now they've partnered with another weirdo tranny. 0:39:24 Unknown_20: Let's hear what he has to say, or she. Unknown_12: Hi everybody, I'm Kaden. It's so great to meet you. Unknown_20: I want to say that when I see a person who's like a horrendous mutt and they have light colored eyes, it physically nauseates me. Unknown_12: I am a transgender man, meaning when I was born, the doctor said, it's a girl. And when I got older, I realized that I feel a lot more comfortable as a boy. Unknown_12: Do you know what pronouns are? Pronouns are special words that we use instead of saying a person's name over and over again. 0:40:02 Unknown_12: Some examples of pronouns are she, they, him, and her. Unknown_12: My pronouns are he, him. What are yours? And it. So there's something that's super special about me. Want to know what it is? I'm a seahorse dad. What's a seahorse dad, you ask? Great question. A seahorse dad is a transgender man, like me, who has carried and given birth to his own kids. Unknown_12: We use the word seahorse to describe ourselves because in nature, it's the male seahorses who give birth and carry the seahorse babies. 0:40:43 Unknown_12: When I was born, if the doctor had said, it's a boy, I wouldn't be able to carry and birth my own babies. But since I was born a girl and have the body parts necessary to have babies, I was able to give birth to not only one, but two beautiful little girls. It's important to remember that there are billions of people on this planet, and therefore, there are so many different kinds of people. So while they may be different and not what you're used to, it's super important to treat everyone with kindness and respect just as you'd want them to treat you. 0:41:21 Unknown_12: It was so amazing to meet you today, friends. I think that Hell, like if you were to go to Hell, I think that Hell has a nonstop, poorly looped, royalty-free ukulele background song. Unknown_20: you know you probably in your head you think of like the crackling sounds of fire and maybe like screaming and shit like chains dragging against rock nah bro that shit is a 30 second long royalty free ukulele like sheet music that doesn't loop correctly and just continues forever and ever that is the sound of hell 0:42:01 Unknown_20: I've never seen anything set to royalty-free ukulele music that is not like the most horrific thing possible So I'm assuming that when like devil when like demons like Skype call the United like the world like the world above us The ukulele music is just actually there present with them in hell and it just picks up on the mic Unknown_20: Also, I really appreciate that you can tell he's, well, she's black because she does the thing that black people can't stop. Like, mm-hmm, you tell her, girlfriend. Unknown_03: Okay, thanks. Unknown_03: Cool. Unknown_20: Bad news. This is another court case. This is in Wyoming the sorority of Wyoming University attempted to sue so that they could exclude trannies from sororities and The case was denied a US appeals court in Denver. Oh, wow. I wonder why could it be that the this is another appeal? This is the um Same appeals court that the rare case came out of Wow. What a surprise. I wonder who gave the um, I 0:43:01 Unknown_20: Oh, I wonder if it's going to be that same lady. Unknown_20: U.S. District Court on Johnson, and then I went to the 10th Court of Appeals in Denver. Does it say Johnson is the guy? Unknown_20: Appeals Court dismisses the lawsuit. So there you go. 0:43:33 Unknown_20: Trainees can show their lady dick to your daughter in a university sorority and they can't do anything about it and they can't sue to do anything about it. So say at the 10th Court and affirmed by the 10th Court of Appeals, which has a Jewish Marxist from the Soviet Union, Unknown_20: appointed by I think either I think Biden to decide important matters like this that affect every single person in the United States. Unknown_20: Awesome. 0:44:05 Unknown_20: Desmond is Amazing is a teenager now and no longer pedo bait for his core demographic but he has decided to appear at a Pulse memorial. The Pulse nightclub was a gay nightclub shot up by like an Arab and then we just pretend that he's like a closeted gay white man because that's how it works. And apparently we do gay drag parties to memorialize the people shot at the sodomy club and Desmond is amazing showed up to to it Which makes me believe that at some point? Unknown_20: He will He looks like digi bro in this 0:44:50 Unknown_20: Sorry bro, you hit the wall. The pedophiles don't want you anymore. I think he's gonna start doing OnlyFans at some point though. I just feel like that's in the cards and then everyone can point to that and gawk at it for a news cycle or something. Unknown_20: And one thing I just want to point out that I don't want to actually talk about yet is that Finster did like a hour-long response to my tweet chain, but I haven't had the proper time to actually dig through it yet. So I'm just going to point out that this exists, but I'm not going to actually address it yet. I'm going to have to take some time out to actually pay attention to it. 0:45:21 Unknown_03: I don't want to do that right now. Unknown_20: um cool so with that out of the way i know what you guys all come here to see the kind of content that is most important to you i i have heard you you are heard chat patrick tomlinson's chairs let's talk about them patrick um alleged that a stalker gangster thug child had put his chairs up as free to anyone who would take a truck and come pick them out of his yard and indeed someone did do that however now he alleges that uh the the stalker children have gotten the best of him yet again because habitat for humanity came by and the the furniture haulers just took his chairs second time Stolen from him and he of course went on Twitter and claim complained very loudly about how effectively people were trolling him To bolster his street cred I guess that he is the most easily trolled man on the planet and that yes if you do fuck with him He will give you a reaction. He just wants to make sure everyone knows that as much as possible of course habitat for humanity just sent him back his chairs and 0:45:55 Unknown_20: Actually, before I say that, spoiler alert, he decided to have a melty on Zitter about how victimized he was. He goes, Next you'll demand to know what I was wearing, if I had anything to drink, if I clearly said no and all the other outs horrible people use to justify, excuse, or minimize crimes perpetuated against innocent victims. The fact that you're a woman makes it all the more abhorrent, which is him comparing Habitat for Humanity taking a stupid-ass fucking pallet chairs with rape. Literally comparing directly, not as an exaggeration of the truth, directly comparing Habitat for Humanity taking his Adirondack chairs out of his yard with a woman being sexually abused. 0:47:38 Unknown_20: Is this the full context or a different change? Unknown_20: I don't use creativity when describing the facts surrounding your criminal friend's campaign of terrorism, Leslie. I simply directly explain what is happening because I don't need to create anything. No, fighting back against criminal stalking is not encouraging or bait. Yes, Leslie, you are blaming victims for fighting back. You are telling them it's their fault, that they're not good enough victims, that they couldn't say certain things or act a certain way, or they will deserve whatever crimes they suffer up to and including murder. 0:48:12 Unknown_20: You're mentally ill, Leslie. Seek help. Unknown_19: This is why your life is already over. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Unknown_20: Enjoy prison. Unknown_20: Very dramatic there, Pat. Luckily, Bitch Tits got his fucking chairs back. Look how fucking old he is, by the way. It's kind of hard to, like, when you read his tweets and you see the dumb shit he says and the profile picture he uses, you kind of think that he's like a young man, like in his 30s or something. I don't know how fucking old he is. But, um... 0:48:59 Unknown_20: Why are his nipples hard, bro? Bro, you're like wearing that tight-fitting shirt where you're just like looking at your nipples and shit. Like, I don't want to see that. I don't want to see no phatric nipples. Unknown_20: Disgusting. Standing and sitting on his adoramic chairs, taking pictures for Zitter. Nipples protruding. Disgusting. Unknown_20: poor showing um i don't know he just looks old he looks like he's like 50 fucking years old now look at that like um his hair hold up hold up let me do a thing real quick i have to be careful give me a second but uh this is content just give me one minute to like figure out this content okay 0:49:50 Unknown_03: There we go. It actually worked perfectly. Unknown_03: Okay. So. Unknown_03: Stalker child. So we're in paint now, right? Unknown_20: So you can see like, this is like the outline of like his skull. Oh God. Unknown_20: Not going so good. Okay. Here we go. Smooth hands, smooth hands, right? No, wait. I can see, like, there's, like, a bump there. And then it goes up this way. And there's another bump there. And I can see this layout of, like, his skull. 0:50:21 Unknown_20: Kind of weird. Unknown_20: But then, like, what's weird is that you can see, like, okay, like, this, um, this dark line, like, that's, like, the middle of his skull, like, parts through his head. Unknown_20: And it kind of seems wrinkled. Unknown_20: It's like his brain is like unprotected, you know what I mean? And you can see like the ridges, the folds of his brain, like directly through his skull. Like he doesn't have a skull, like his skin is just directly on like the blood brain barrier or something. He doesn't have a skull there. It's really weird. Something trippy about his fucking head is what I'm trying to say. I don't know if you can see it, but that's what it looks like to me. 0:50:55 Unknown_20: I didn't know how else to more clearly depict that, so I just had to scribble on it real quick. Unknown_20: So that's it for that. Okay, here's the other thing. I may have one soft post, and then someone asked me to talk about this and elaborate on stream, so I will. 0:51:26 Unknown_20: This is a video by LaserPig called How to Kill a God, and it's about Putin. and how evil Putin is, and how Putin is the dumbest, and how Russians are the dumbest, and the stupidest country, and the worst country on earth, and every dead Russian is a net gain to humanity. Unknown_20: I'm obviously not going to like go point by point down like his video cuz I don't give a shit and I'm aware my concern is that I'm like stepping into like the Millsburg area and it's like I Don't care about any of these people at all. I don't care about their dumbass fucking YouTube videos This is one of those videos because YouTube knows I like hour long hour and a half long videos and I don't watch them And I just listen. This is the kind of shit. They recommend me sometime So I listen through it 0:52:06 Unknown_20: And, like, five minutes in, I kind of realized that this was, like, the most racist fucking video that's ever lived. There's sort of, like, a tone through it where he'll make a statement and then immediately exclude Russians as, like, benefiting from... Like, he'll have, like, these principles of, like, his liberal democratic society and how people should expect to be safe and then, like, exclude Russians for that. It's really clear to me that he doesn't view Russians as people. And it's kind of weird because his boyfriend is Russian. So he's kind of like doing that thing that like some people do where they like fuck black people. And then they say, well, you can't say I'm racist because I suck. I suck black dick. Therefore, nothing I say is racist. It's like he does that, like I bottom bitch for a Russian boy so therefore I get to say, I get to be like the most horrifically racist person towards Russians on the fucking planet and nothing you say matters. Like it's obviously just you hate them and then you have like a gay fetish for being like a butt slut for a Russian because it like turns you on to be fucked by something that you detest so much. In case you don't know, Lazerpig is like a really, really, really, really, really, really gross fat Englishman and he talks in the dumbest way possible. But I just want to play one clip in particular from his stream. I mean, you don't care what's going on two towns over. 0:53:18 Unknown_10: No one around here does. They're weird over there. But to a politician who may represent multiple towns in a district, they kind of have to. Whereas fascism doesn't care about the individual. I mean, it pretends to, and it pretends to care about the needs of the state, but it simply boils the needs of the state and the individual down to its most basic components. God, country, family. I kind of want to go into that in more detail, but that's an adventure for a different day. So the essentials of fascism are to convince you, the voting majority, that any or all of those are somehow under threat from whatever voting minority is the enemy today. Now, technically, that's impossible, because what you consider to be, taking one of these for example, your family values, are going to differ from family to family. Maybe the values of your family are just to eat dinner together around the table every day and talk s***. Like a family. Well, gays, immigrants, drag queens in Europe aren't exactly a threat to that. Trust me, I've been to many pride parades in Europe as a drag queen, and never once have we attempted to stop an American eating dinner. So instead, what exactly family values are is kept vague. It's just family. With, you know, a picture of like, I don't know, some white people smiling at a grass field or something. And then we throw in some words like respect. Commitments, faith, that's a good one. Maybe we'll put a horse in there for good measure. But the best part about this is because it's so vague and meaningless, it works in just about every country in the world. It means when the fascist is pushed to define family values, they can give up whatever localized definition they want. That's step one with arguing with fascists, by the way. Never let them define anything. 0:54:45 Unknown_20: So, okay, let me handle it this way. I'll do the criticism of the guy first and then an interesting thing about his definition for fascism. 0:55:21 Unknown_20: This clip is so self-telling, it's like a self-tell, that he is so detached from culture and the very concept of family that he thinks that sitting at like a dinner table is all that constitutes a family. A family and a society and its cultures and its values are literally nothing more than whoever you happen to cohabitate with and eat dinner with. And as long as the drag queens do not physically stop you from eating dinner together. then family values are preserved. Like he has no fucking idea of what normal people are like. He is just a gross man whore who gets fucked in the ass and drinks himself to death and then sluts it around bug chasing in Europe. And that's like his life, in a dress, nonetheless. And that's like his entire existence. Then he makes videos about how the Russians are the absolute worst things that have ever existed and every Russian should be slaughtered like a pig. 0:56:12 Unknown_20: That's basically what he's saying. Unknown_20: The other thing that you can't really cope with is that fascism is kind of an anomalous concept. And this is even said like on the Wikipedia page, a definition of what fascism really is, is kind of subjective. It's generally considered to be right wing and ultra nationalists. But every other possible attempt to pin that down as a more direct definition is hard to do. And he's right. The reason why it's hard to do is that because it varies country to country. 0:56:46 Unknown_20: The nation state trying to make itself up as a fascist state has to decide what its values are. And that's going to be very, very dependent on that culture. Unknown_20: Fascism in Asia is going to look a lot different from fascism in Latin America or Europe and even between different countries like you have Spain's fascism and German fascism and then Italian fascism and they're all very very different things. 0:57:32 Unknown_20: And then you have. like Portuguese national conservatism, which is arguably fascism, but it doesn't get as much shit because it doesn't start any wars. Unknown_20: So he like, despite being like a huge history spurg, and despite making his entire career about talking about history and military, he doesn't seem to understand the most fundamental idea, like foundation for the things that he opposes. Unknown_20: It's just bewildering. It's like, how did he get so big? 0:58:03 Unknown_20: The motherfucker can't define family. He doesn't know what a family value is. Unknown_20: How does he make one and a half hour long videos about war and get a million views in two weeks? 500,000 views every week on his 400,000 subscriber channel when he's like so intellectually disabled. Unknown_20: He doesn't understand the most important things about what he hates. Here's a picture of Hitler in a car. I liked it so much, I wanna see it again. 0:58:37 Unknown_20: We're talking about fascism, so we need a picture of Hitler in a car. Actually, my diatribe went on for too long. I need that same clip of Hitler driving a car again. Cars are fascism. Unknown_20: Volkswagen, more like Hitler-wagen. Unknown_20: I'm well, that's my that's my take on laser pig. It's like I am because when the war started I had like a vague interest in it So I would listen to these videos and laser pigs stuck out as like the the worst like the most like radicalized least intelligent more most viscerally Viscerally 0:59:23 Unknown_20: Racist towards Russian you can really tell that he hates Russia. He's probably one of those people that has like a has like a map of Russia like Balkan eyes so that every Massive swath of land with like 50,000 native Indigenous people living in it becomes its own country for whatever reason he's probably definitely one of those people Just don't like him simple as Unknown_20: Speaking of fatheth, Donald Trump. Donald Trump has been interviewed by Logan Paul. I have not watched this, and I probably won't even watch it. I have no interest in Logan Paul. He looks like a huge faggot. I hate his fucking chin. What the fuck is, why is his chin bigger than his forehead? He's just ugly. I don't wanna look at him. But I am showing you this to let you know that it happened, and to let you know that I will not be watching this, and to very adequately, as it pointed out under this post, 0:59:59 Unknown_20: Logan Paul is more politically relevant than Nick Fulentes at this point lol So I show you this only to dabble in Nick Fulentes Okay, this is something that I queued up and I haven't read so this will be a genuine reaction There's a website called RPG net and this is apparently like a reset era style website That's just like extremely fucking stupid and full of like the biggest faggots on the planet um 1:00:49 Unknown_20: It got, uh, bought because these websites, you know, the people that run these websites full of like woke retards don't want to own websites full of woke retards because they're the worst people to deal with on the fucking planet. So the second that their site gets big enough that they can sell it to somebody and make money and go do something else, they will. So RPG net got sold to a new guy. Unknown_20: of a Unknown_20: So while while he was giving the the Hitler groose to Elon Musk on X by liking his post The astute trans folks of the website he had bought took notice and decided to call him out on it Now there's like an open janny revolt by the way apparently 1:01:48 Unknown_20: I no longer feel comfortable here, a goodbye. RPG owner's off-site beliefs drawing legitimate anger. Mod and Mab statements inside. As for Derek, a 20-year hero, so I guess he's been on the site for 20 years? Is that how that works? Has the site been around for 20 years? Unknown_20: I no longer feel comfortable being here, thus it's my time to say goodbye, I think. It's been 20- Oh my fucking god, it's been 20 years on this fucking website. It's been 20 years, and I have a lot of good memories about this place, which makes this thing all the worth. But I can't be here anymore. If y'all want to keep up, I do have a Tumblr, F for Derek, that I occasionally post ramblings on. But for everyone else, see ya around the lowercase i internet. I really, really, really, really, really, really fucking detest. They added a mod to Zenforo so that you can pick your faggot flag. This is my favorite faggot. I'm a huge fag. I want everyone to know I'm a giant cock-sucking faggot. Oh boy. I love it when people think, oh my god, what a fucking faggot, when they read my post and when they talk about RPGs on this website. 1:03:04 Unknown_20: Um, wow. Oh, I fucked this up. Okay. I was gonna say it better not be blue like that Esper frog villa new RPG net owner like tweet from RFK Tucker Carlson and more just left RPG net that venerable old tabletop RPG form a form that I've been on for the past 20 years Unknown_20: Recently in March, it was bought by RPGmatch, a startup aiming to do matchups for TTRPGs in the past couple days. Despite their many reassurances, I got into my head to look up the new owner, Joaquin Lippincott. And lucky for me, he has a Zer. Or X, I guess. Yeah, the first warning bell is that his description calls him a methane learning advocate, and his feed is full of generative AI shit. 1:03:37 Unknown_20: Oh, I'm sure he'll throw the fig leaf of AI shouldn't take creative jobs here and there, but all in all, he is a full-throated supporter of Gen AI, which means that RPGs nets multiple assurances that they will never scrape for AI, suspect at best. 1:04:12 Unknown_20: Oh my god, we need an AI Esper Derek. Where would we be in 20 years from now if we hadn't taken the 20 year long post history of Esper Derek and fed it into a generative learning model so that we could crank out his posts by the second? Where would we be as a collective society as a humanity in 20 years from now without this guy's voice? Immortalized on a computer or to help us So here's this post Dave Benner nemesis of neocon says all wars are the product of lies Ukraine's is no different Here's some liking of post about the war in Ukraine is actually near this fall. I 1:05:02 Unknown_20: Oh, he liked the black guy. Here's him liking a right-wing influencer's tweet advocating a conspiracy theory about Hunter Biden. Unknown_20: So Hotep Jesus, who's like a black guy, says, scheduled the UFO hearings the same day about President Hunter Biden's plea deal. How convenient. That's a conspiracy. Unknown_20: Bobby Kennedy is winning. Sure, this did like this Tucker Carlson video on Robert Kennedy. Gee, I wonder who is voting. This guy's voting in October. 1:05:33 Unknown_20: Oh my god. Chat, this motherfucker's voting. Unknown_20: Come on, we don't vote. We don't fucking vote around here, chat. Fuck this guy. Who the fuck does he think he is? I'm voting. I'm gonna vote. Yeah, sure you are. Fascist. Unknown_20: Vote for Hitler. I bet you he's writing in Adolf Hitler. That's what I think he's voting for. Okay, I wanna see the post. Unknown_20: um okay this guy is a faggot a faggot and a triple faggot it's like a like a like a i think like a quake line sound effect for that triple fag 1:06:13 Unknown_20: Miss Atomic Bomb, a community advocate. Unknown_20: Guidance, I just woke up, I didn't know about any of this stuff. Miss Atomic Bomb over there, Miss, is like, oh my god, oh my god, the not job I've had for the last 20 years. Unknown_20: I'm now working for a fascist writing in Adolf Hitler for his vote. I need, I'm gonna post, I like how this post is not actual guidance. Unknown_20: It's just like, this is supposed to be like, this is like an official mod. It's like a, what's it called when a pope speaks? And it's supposed to be like the word of God when they speak. It's like you speak from the chair or whatever. He's speaking from the chair, and his message is, ah! 1:06:50 Unknown_20: I said an urgent urgent message to walk in and I'm waiting for a reply Give me some time to eat breakfast and gather a post in context I'm not marking this thread a game right now or closing it, but please do stick to what we've got so far 15-year user tack Hera says yeah. Yeah, this is not cool. Definitely concerning and yeah, all right in the open 1:07:24 Unknown_20: kite who is a validated user. Well, we're all there. Oh, come on. Come on. They're all heck and heck invalid. Okay. Unknown_20: And by valid, I mean in the space station, 13 cents where you can smash them to death with a toolbox. This is Alec to take in and frankly, terrifying slash depressing. Unknown_20: Miss atomic bomb followed up his last banger with another speaking from the chair moment, and he says I Don't really like putting site management stuff. That's my pondering an opinion and guidance box But I'm gonna do it anyways gonna fucking faggot, but I'm gonna do it a bit so people can see it Oh, I do how how could I miss the post of miss atomic bomb? Like I'm scrolling through. Oh, here's a gross faggot. Here's his fucking staff banner. Here's his triple fag flag thing going on down there. Oh, oh, he must be important because he's got that purple box. He got that purple box. He got that purple box. The only thing I'm thinking of is that maybe there's a way to view only the guidance post in the thread. But if this is just like a decorative thing or it's just like, yeah, my post this me having a mental breakdown today is super important. You got to watch this shit. 1:08:42 Unknown_20: He says, I've had a conversation with Joaquin, and I'll post the summary shortly. We, the mods, will have an independent statement soon. It will not be approved or even thrown to Joaquin or anyone else. The critical part, the mod team and I are loyal to you, the community, not the owners of the community space. Unknown_20: Oh, and just so you know, I'm going to make some gaming posts today. Unknown_20: Oh boy! Yay! I can't wait to read Ms. Atomic Bomb's gaming post. 1:09:18 Unknown_20: Roll a d20 to see if you poopoo or peepee yourself. Because you're super scared of the big scary goblin. The booga booga booga. and you gotta roll, you gotta roll, and we'll subtract your endurance, your sphincter endurance. Unknown_20: I remember in the early days of the Kiwi Farms, when we were still the Quickie Forum, we had our own tabletop game. Unknown_20: and there is a specific rule set that you can play by that's kind of based off the main Dungeons and Dragons, but it's supposed to be for horny RP, and I remember that when you make your character sheet, you have to roll for your anal circumference, and the guidebook explicitly has rules for anal circumference based on your age, and it goes all the way down to zero. So if you have like an infant, you can still roll for his anal circumference. It's like a really weird game. And I remember that they tried to play it once, and they remarked that based on the rules of the game, you can't avoid rape. Like rape is something that just happens accidentally and spontaneous, fatal, there you go. 1:10:06 Unknown_20: They said that like based on the rules of the game like Forced sex is just something that happens and you can't avoid it if you don't want to if you play by the actual rules of the book Rape just occurs sometimes Some of it sounds like India Yeah, basically Cool 1:11:05 Unknown_03: Okay, I do not know why you're spinning. That's really fucking annoying, bro. Unknown_03: Uh, okay, so there's that. Unknown_20: Next one. Unknown_20: Oh boy, this is like a really big guidance post. There's a double- DOUBLE GUIDANCE. Dun-dun-dun. This is how you know shit's fucking real. They slept on the guidance to let you know that the other guidance is super fucking important. Unknown_20: This post is a summary of Joaquin's Responses next post will be a statement from the month. Oh god. Okay. So this is just the preamble, okay? 1:11:37 Unknown_20: I asked Joaquin specifically about the points raised, and here's what he said. I told him I'm posting this, but I didn't give him editorial pass or approval on it. Oh, thank God. Miss Atomic Punch has the journalistic standards we expect from rpg.net. Please don't debate these points individually in the thread. I know and have told him they go against the overall community consensus. He supports civil rights for LGBTQIP plus people. He supports RFK as a candidate for president. He currently identifies as libertarian. He doesn't trust the government or any of the media, regardless of its politics. He believes that COVID vaccines are effective. Oh, he's cringed. But that any medication should be a personal choice. He believes pharmaceutical companies are untrustworthy. He doesn't like pharmaceuticals. Imagine believing that. Imagine believing the opposite of that. 1:12:10 Unknown_20: What do you mean that pharmaceutical companies are untrustworthy? Pharmaceutical companies are the pillar on which we build our society in the same way that the Bible was central to medieval Europe. Pharmaceutical companies and their ethics and standards and how they're so beholden to the health of the people that you question them, you spit in the face. 1:13:01 Unknown_20: He doesn't like Silicon Valley culture. I'm a tech guy who thinks that Silicon Valley has created a nasty culture that is responsible for killing entry-level jobs, so I've created a non-profit to help them, Path.org. Am I a racist? No. Am I a homophobe? No. Do I trust the government? No. Do I believe in the US Pose? Yes. I don't want to read all this. I don't give a shit. Unknown_20: I told Joaquin not to post for now. This isn't the time for a statement from him. It's time for me to give you precise, dude, the fucking head on this guy. He's like, Oh my God, I get to be important. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I get to shut up. New owner of this site. It's me. It's about me. I'm going to issue my statement and my interview with you first. Then you can talk owner of this website that can bend my account at a fucking whim. 1:13:33 Unknown_20: Oh no, the moderator, we have elevated from guidance two to moderator text one. I am not joking. We have elevated from guidance level two to moderator text one. This is not a drill. Deep breath. Let's start off with, I mean, this is a role playing site, so we gotta do some role play here, chat. Deep breath, I open the text editor and proceed to address the community. The weight of this responsibility bears down on heavy. I know that what I say dictates the future of this community and all eyes are on me because I am so important and tasked with this extremely crucial role. 1:14:45 Unknown_20: But he says, for real, we the volunteer team and moderators at Miss Atomic Bomb, we the volunteer moderators and Miss Atomic Bomb pledge to do what we can for as long as we can. This is a pledge from us, not approved or read in advance by anyone outside the mod team. Unknown_20: Here's a word of advice, someone might be listening to this, who will find themselves in this position. If you are ever acquiring a community forum that's like really big, fire all the mods day one. Unknown_20: immediately and then make up some bullshit for it and say like this was just like you know this was like a thing that we had to do for security sake because we don't know all the you know it's kind of like when we're just like we're changing all the locks on the building because we just bought it we're changing on the locks You know, it would be like that. We're just changing on the locks. We'll give you the keys in a bit, but we want to get to know you first. We want to get to know you first so that we know that you are positioned in the best possible way to best effectuate your job and do the best for this community. We want to make sure that you have the right tools. So we want to talk to you first. And then anyone who's like a gross fag with the triple flag going on, ghost them and just be like, yeah, you know, we don't think that you're a right fit. We want to go in a different direction. Cool. 1:16:19 Unknown_20: Our greatest responsibility is your health and your safety. Whatever the site's owners may say or do, it is the moderating team that keeps this community what it is, and the moderating team will always, always side with the health of the community. Unknown_20: what he wants to do is if something happens and he wants, for sure this guy does not have like the good intentions of the community in mind, what he wants to do is set it up so that when, he wants to turn the guys against the people who are, who are, I need like a mod. 1:17:02 Unknown_20: evil eddie did this okay great balls of fire how do i make you a mod sorry there's like a weird thing where people are spamming my chat okay i'm gonna go to the creator thing real quick and set up a mod and i'll give my thought my thought is basically just that i think that he's deliberately trying to provoke this where it's like Um, I'm going to make the community hate this new guy. And then from that position, I can insert myself as the obvious choice for like leading the revolution and starting because this, um, this actually happened with. Unknown_20: What was it, RPG, not the other one, Reset Era? Reset Era was a breakaway from that other board. So you're like, okay, I can get myself in this position where I'm gonna build up trust with the community and really, really go over how much I so care for them and stuff. 1:17:53 Unknown_20: And then from there when, from there I can just set up my own site. Unknown_20: and get people to come over, and then I'll have the true power. I will no longer just be a Janny sweeping it up for free. I will have the Patreon. I will have the power. I will get to decide the staff. I'll get to have eight million fag flags under my name. That's the goal. Unknown_20: Okay, sweep it up, Janny. Unknown_20: Hell or high water, we'll stick to you. We're your moderators. 1:18:31 Unknown_20: Okay. Ken and Marcus says, ah, see like this, I want to believe this is possible. I'm a Jewish raised, I'm a Jewish raised trans pagan. And I have absolutely had friends like this, but they aren't friends anymore because there isn't any amount of modern conspiratorial thinking that isn't immediately tied up with the protocols of elder Zion. to say nothing of the various more recent innovations on the formula. These days, my friends either aren't conspiracy theorists or friends because I can't cut them off. 1:19:17 Unknown_03: He hid this from us. Unknown_20: Oh, God. Oh, my God. The 20-year veteran of sucking dick on this website has decided that he's going to come back and write a giant post. Unknown_20: Oh, by the way, to the Great Balls of Fire guy, I gave you moderator, so you have to ban everybody now. They have a number at the end of their sentence. Ban them. Be careful, though. Unknown_20: Mod sucks, get a new mod. A three month subscriber. And this guy, okay, Ku Coats. Give me a second. 1:19:52 Unknown_20: This is very annoying. Unknown_03: Usually I just ignore people. This is like, like organized or some shit. Unknown_03: How do I spell your name? Ku's Coats. Does that work? Unknown_03: If I type in your name, it just doesn't fucking do anything. It's weird. Okay. I guess I can't moderate you. 1:20:32 Unknown_03: That's really fucking weird. Like you're in my fucking chat, you're a subscriber. And then when I try to like moderate, you just doesn't work. Unknown_03: Total gun to death. Maybe you can work. Unknown_03: Um, okay. When I type in your name, nothing even comes up, bro. Unknown_20: Evil, evil Eddie is doing this. Like why the fuck can I not pick a moderator? 1:21:04 Unknown_03: Okay, I might give up. Unknown_20: I might just close the kick chat. Sorry. Unknown_20: No more kick chat, I apologize. Unknown_20: I have to do a stream and such. I'll pick a moderator later. Unknown_20: Okay, I don't care. Look at this guy. Look at this guy melting down. He can't leave the site. Unknown_20: He's known this site longer than he's known his parents, because I guarantee you he's like 40, and he probably cut off his parents at some point and then became an RPGNet poster, and he's probably known RPGNet longer than he's known his own family, so he can't leave. Okay, we have another moderator post. This is from Crazy Ivan, another 20-year hero. 1:21:48 Unknown_20: I don't know who Mab is. Mab and the moderation team have had a very long day. We are temporarily closing this thread to allow time for some recovery and to finish up responses currently in the works. We understand many of you are concerned. We want to make sure those concerns are addressed in a way that's meaningful and productive, rather than letting speculation build for hours before we have a chance to address it. Isn't that sad? 1:22:21 Unknown_20: Isn't that sad that they might have to cohabitate with somebody they disagree with? That's like getting raped, I think. I think Patrick was right. That's basically rape. Unknown_20: Speaking of, Grace Thorpe's father is back in jail again. Unknown_00: I won't make you sit through the video, but they were literally hiding out in a camper van in the middle of the woods, and somehow they still got doxed, and the police came, because he's supposed to have no contact with his daughter, daughter slash girlfriend. Unknown_20: So when he violated that order by living with her in a camper van in the middle of the woods, Like, when the police came, she, like, ran out of the camper van and was like, oh, we weren't in contact at all. You can't arrest him. And then they arrested him anyways, because they're live streaming together and shit. 1:22:58 Unknown_20: And he went to jail, and he's already out. Unknown_20: So Shamboop has reported that Denthorp is already out of court. So despite violating his prior court order, he's still just banging his daughter. And they're just going to let him out. He's going to go back to banging his daughter. Unknown_20: By the way, there's a clip of Grace talking to Ethan. She agreed to an interview with Ethan and then just humiliated him and made fun of his small dick and called him a revenge pornographer and just completely shit on his face in the most embarrassing way possible. 1:23:42 Unknown_20: I don't have that clip. Unknown_20: They played it on Kino Casino and I couldn't find the original clip so I can't watch that. I'll watch that next stream because it's pretty long. I feel like I have enough to talk about on this stream already. Unknown_20: I'll play the grace thing later when it's already old news as I usually do I Review every I do it. I As is my fashion. I only talk about something a week after it happened So I have to be passionately late as always If I had the link I would just give it to you I promise I'll play cuz it's funny to see Ralph get shit on Cool 1:24:26 Unknown_20: Nick is co-explaining why he doesn't have time to do anything anymore. This is a very embarrassing clip of like a 40-year-old man, by the way. Unknown_21: AG Biochemist says, how do you not have time? Because, man, I've got... This one... This one is different than not having time before. Unknown_21: Before, I didn't have time because I was busy. Like, with life. Now, I don't have time is more of a... Unknown_21: philosophical, I don't have time to engage in this shit. I don't have the attention span, the bandwidth, the emotional reservoir, or anything like that. I don't have that. Hang on, this is very important. So I had to get up to the speed limit very quickly. 1:25:06 Unknown_21: But I just have, I don't have the, uh, the attention to give to this matter, because I have way fucking more important stuff to do with my life at the moment. More things I have to take care of and get, uh, get wrapped around. Like trees in this car, obviously. I'm gonna wrap this car around some trees! 1:25:37 Unknown_20: They should legit play this video in like discussions like like university dissertations about middle midlife crisis and the Psychological impact of a midlife crisis because this is exactly what it looks like Rose pink aviator shades a brand new red Mustang Speeding on the road losing custody of your children 1:26:22 Unknown_20: Having a upcoming court date for 25 years in prison, potentially, is the maximum sentence. And then streaming yourself on the internet talking about how cool and busy you are. This is literally the textbook definition of a midlife crisis. Unknown_20: Man, now that I don't have those kids to take care of, I'm still so busy for philosophical and emotional reasons. I can't do streams regularly still. Unknown_20: By the way, Vroom, I own a fast car. Aren't you guys impressed? Unknown_20: I may not have custody of my own kids and everyone might be making fun of me for being a fucking loser, drug addict, piece of shit. 1:27:05 Unknown_20: But vroom vroom, my car goes 0 to 60 in however many seconds. Wow. Cool. That's what matters. None of that other shit. That shit's for faggots. Unknown_20: Car go fast though. Unknown_20: Very cool. Unknown_20: Okay, so this is a response to, Rand's response to my response to Rand to my response of Gator meeting the pedophile VTuber Kiki. Unknown_20: Before I say this, I have two qualifying statements. 1:27:41 Unknown_20: First of all, Last stream, I implied that the pedophile VTuber Kiki was basically the same as Pippa and Kirsha and their respective actors. And the clips that I played, I expected. I had requested them of somebody. Unknown_20: I expected them to paint them in a very similar light and they did not So that was basically just a failed character assassination attempt and I feel really bad about it Because I have previously stated that I would not call somebody a pedophile unless I was so sure of it I could kill them and feel good about it and After reviewing what I had I am not satisfied that I meet that requirement There is some stuff that Pippa has done especially on social media 1:28:32 Unknown_20: That makes me very weary of her and her performer But I have nothing negative to say whatsoever of Kershaw and her performer So I like to say that so I don't sound like I'm a I'm talking to a cartoon character. I just say their performer Finally Unknown_20: So, okay, the other qualifying factor that I had to say is that I don't like doing these back and forths with people. I don't like doing this thing where I say something and then somebody responds to it, and then I respond to that, and then they respond to that. Like, if you look at this clip, there is like four layers in this video. I don't like that, generally speaking. 1:29:17 Unknown_20: However, Everything Rambot says is so fucking retarded that I just can't believe it and I can't look away So I'm going to play this anyways Josh you you stupid faggot Gator actually met all the the VTubers in person at off-kite like at private meetings. Unknown_09: He met all the phase connect girls No, he is a friend of his from over a year ago. You should have known that from like listening to my original clip Kiki actually passed on a thing 1:29:49 Unknown_09: She asked Gator to tell me to please mention her as little as possible. Sorry, too bad. Unknown_09: In these things. Because, because Josh, because she's just like a regular girl just doing her stream thing, and she already knows that you've been trying to target her. Unknown_09: She was asking Gator, you know, like Gator who she's like disgusted by, doesn't want to talk to, and has never had a relationship, like any sort of like, you know, social relationship with in the past, which is your whole thing, but you're still sticking by to this point. Unknown_09: Kiki was asking him and other people who she knows to like uh to please just like to sort of let her not be mentioned in my stuff once again sorry Kiki but you know it is what it is because she is scared of you like Kirsch isn't scared of you like Pippa isn't scared of you Kiki who is like just she's just a nice young lady who lives somewhere in Brisbane just trying to start out her her little thing doing her little thing she's not disgusted by Gato she's not 1:30:47 Unknown_09: Like, you know, literally hooing rand. Unknown_09: She's scared of you. Now, I don't know whether that makes you feel good or bad, Josh. Unknown_02: Like, she's scared of you? Unknown_09: You have, Josh, possibly for the first time in your life, provoked a visceral reaction in a woman. Unknown_09: And that reaction, Josh, was terror. Unknown_09: She is scared of you. She actually wants to, like, just sort of wait till this whole thing blows over. Unknown_09: She wants you to go away or find some other target. She wants you to leave her alone, Josh. 1:31:21 Unknown_09: Don't you find that ironic? Don't you feel silly? Don't you feel stupid? Don't you feel a little ashamed? That the whole thing here, was it like you're trying to say, like, huh, look at E-girl reject guy. And the way that worked out was not only did E-girl no guy, but she wants to bury her head under a pillow until you go away. Unknown_09: until you go away, Josh. Unknown_03: Have I spelled it out clearly enough? Is everyone picking up what I'm putting down? Unknown_03: Uh, yeah, it makes sense to me. 1:31:53 Unknown_02: Well, absolutely. Unknown_09: Now that we've already own zoned, Josh, let's let's let him squirm inside the crab trap as he tries to justify his way out of this. Unknown_02: Josh, you Unknown_18: what's it thinking colonel it's afraid it's afraid oh they cut out the celebration part at the end that's the best part 1:32:49 Unknown_20: I have no idea whatsoever why Ranbot would assume that I would feel bad that an alleged woman who is sexually attracted to toddlers is afraid of me. Unknown_20: I mean, what a gratifying feeling. Unknown_20: Yeah, I don't like, just because it's allegedly a woman doesn't mean that my intimidation of her is like, when she talks to Gator, you can tell that even though she's attracted to toddlers, she really doesn't want to talk to Gator because he's like a creepy fat weirdo. Unknown_20: She's afraid of me because the Kiwi Farms has gotten pedophiles arrested We have an ongoing feature right now, and I have only not covered this because it's so it's sad But there's a guy in the US who? Is a child pornographer who got a rat who was involved in the monkey torture stuff who just got arrested? 1:33:49 Unknown_20: By the way, this Kiki YouTuber person is so terrified of me, so willing to hide her head in the sand until this whole thing blows over, that she's live streaming just as she was before, completely ignoring everything, nothing to say about it, day goes on like nothing happened. Unknown_20: Living in fear, she might have closed her blinds or bought a dog. Unknown_20: But the money-making, pedophile, simpery shit, that's still going. No big deal. 1:34:26 Unknown_20: I don't know. Good. I want people who are disgusting to hate me. When my enemies are people who are freaks, I feel good. I feel really good. Unknown_20: I hope that elucidates your point. I hope you feel informed. Unknown_20: Next. Unknown_20: the juju segment oh wait no i'm supposed to do this i'm supposed to say i'm supposed to say this is now the juju segment intro song you ready 1:35:03 Unknown_15: I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny symphony All up and down a city street While trying to put my mind at ease Like finishing this melody This feels like a necessity So this could be the death of me Or maybe just a better me Now come in with the timpanis And take a shot of Hennessy I know I'm not meant to be But you could be the remedy So let me play my violin for you Unknown_20: The world's smallest face! The world's smallest face! Oh my god. We have to find some way to get like a parody song or just that segment and then we can just splice in all the embarrassing shit that he does and revise it over time. Unknown_20: And called the world small that would fucking work. That would be a great parody song if someone could pull that off. That's fucking funny Anyways, so Juju's transformation to the cow is Coming complete. He didn't even have the balls the friggin audacity to wear the Sonichu medallion But he merely invite as I'm sure the ghost hunter the doctor ghost hunter would agree if someone needs to ask him 1:36:03 Unknown_20: If one has a nose of a demon and invites it by name, does that qualify? Would that actually have a chance of inviting the demon in without having his totem, his source of power, assumedly? Unknown_20: The answer is potentially yes. Unknown_20: This is another great fan art picture. Unknown_20: That's gross. I'm just debating which of these I'm going to put as the thumbnail to this episode. I might go with this one. It's more disgusting. 1:36:47 Unknown_20: This is the wrong don't pretend you didn't see that chapter didn't say that so what should you up to? I've decided to feature his thread on the Kiwi forums after months and months and months of not doing so for any reason because The situation is changing. There's a there's a ongoing situation changing very rapidly and The the final straw was that he has a Unknown_20: Polyfrog put out this video chain of tweets and was basically a rehash of this thing that I Featured on the Kiwi farms very common for people just to take shit That's on the forum add to it a little bit tweak it around and then post it on Twitter And so we did and then dick responded to this by Threatening him 1:37:33 Unknown_20: And he has since deleted his his tweet chain, but also his entire account now Polly's Ralph says if That thread you posted full of lies isn't down by the time I start the keel stream tomorrow You're gonna wish to God it was you and everyone, you know is gonna put on blast live Ralph style And you know what the fuck that means punk Unknown_20: Polly says, I took down the thread about mint salad Riley and Dick Masterson because I am no position to fight a lawsuit or have me or my family dragged to the lowercase I internet garbage pile and some spectacle of lowercase I internet creeps and freaks. Have fun with the shit pile. I'm done. Unknown_20: Ralph says, you made the right call, Pauly. Pray I make the fair call tomorrow. And then Pauly Frog deletes his entire account. And Ralph folds it up with, Pauly Frog, DFE. Smart call, Pauly. I might actually stick to my deal and leave you alone now. Maybe. But don't you dare pop back up with more bullshit. 1:38:32 Unknown_20: Also DECA who made this tweet saying your morning daily reminder the decks rare a sex traffic an 18 year old low-functioning autistic girl who he gave his community manager and Who proceeded to pimp him out to his friends and forced to produce only fan videos including abuse porn and piss fetish content dick says I don't have a dick voice yet Unknown_20: Uh, he says, LOL, this is straight up defamation, bro. Probably not a good idea for a new dad to do. But what do I know? Just a bunch of lawyers. That's all. Uh, Teddy Fieser, who is Kenosha. 1:39:03 Unknown_20: and while people were saying obviously dick doesn't know a good lawyer he did decide to take his tweet down and put up this one instead saying Unknown_20: as the father of a poor white southern family, single income, three kids, I cannot afford a lawsuit. It would put me and my family out on the street. Therefore, in an olive branch, I am retracting, as an olive branch, I'm retracting all statements across all accounts about Dick Masterson, Beto, and Riley. Also, I will never talk or mention them ever again. 1:39:38 Unknown_20: These retractions Unknown_20: Polly also clarified. I'm also being threatened with legal action doxing and harassment over my statements about about rallying and selling dick Masterson Apparently my information has been passed along to legal parties among others and I'm assumed to dick as well for defamation So dick has become Litigious he is threatening people into silence and to clarify what he's threatening about just in case we're confused here. I 1:40:14 Unknown_20: Dick Masterson, as host, whose real name is Dax Herrera, he goes by Juju the Cow sometimes when he has women come over and fuck him in the ass while he's dressed as a cow, allegedly. Unknown_20: He is the host of a show called The Dick Show. Unknown_20: And Dax has call-in segments. When I was around, he had an active Discord, he had an active Facebook, he had an active everything. Unknown_20: Those are all dead now because he alienates the fuck out of his own community. But one of the people I called in was Mint Salad, who is Marie Hintzala, and she was a fan of the show and had drawn some thumbnails for the Dick Show. 1:40:56 Unknown_20: and she started receiving art requests from other people. Some of these included furry porn. And when her parents discovered that she was drawing furry porn, because they were conservative and religious as a family, they said either you have to stop drawing furry porn or you have to leave the house. Now, they had assumed that because this was the only house that she had ever known, and I kind of briefly touched on this, but because of the situation, I'll reiterate it. Unknown_20: because she was an adopted baby and based on the fact that she is so retarded that I think that she is a Like a crack baby or something. That's just my inference based on the fact that she's a retard and she was adopted so my personal speculation baseless as it may be is that Marie I'm in salad is a crack baby retard and 1:41:32 Unknown_20: She made the decision to give up her home with her adopted parents, and she made the decision to drop out of school because they were going to bankroll her into art school. Unknown_20: She was like, let's do art and decided instead to hang out with Dick Masterson. Unknown_20: According to Ethan Ralph, by the way, she was very quickly pimped out, and Ralph specifically claims that he's fucked Mint Salad. Apparently everybody who knows Riley has fucked Mint Salad, and he openly invites people to sample Mint as an Eskimo-style sharing of his product. 1:42:16 Unknown_20: So Riley, the producer for the Dick show, acquired Mint from Dick, who had advised her that she should leave her family, and then they got into porn. So I think that a reasonable person could assume, or could call that set of facts, or what is known about the situation, trafficking in a way, because why wouldn't it be? You have somebody who is vulnerable, who was isolated from her support structures. And Dick, by the way, I don't think I played this on stream, but I'll find it right now, because I made a big post about it. It's featured right now, if you want to just pull this up and go through the whole story as I could best remember it. 1:42:59 Unknown_20: It's this. Unknown_20: The guy calling in on this is had this is a very old clip had was a super fan of the dick show I remember him from the discord. He was like a glowing name. He was like a like a high-tier dick show patreon supporter He like genuinely like dick but dickhead started like calling mince parents on the phone just to fuck with them and 1:43:46 Unknown_20: and trying to make show content out of the fact that her adopted parents were really upset that the girl that they had raised just ditched them to go hang out with a bunch of degenerate freaks like Riley. So he tried to turn that into show content live on the air, and some people didn't like that, and I'll just let the argument play out. I'm sorry. Unknown_11: I didn't know I was gonna randomly get pulled into his show. Well, you run your mouth. What, do you got a problem with what I'm doing? Unknown_11: Yeah man, what are you doing? Talking to Mintz, trying to talk to Mintz's dad. What's wrong with that? Why are you trying to talk to Mintz's dad? Because he's being a fucking asshole, Had! Did you not get that part? Do you know how people behave when no one calls them out? They act like assholes! Unknown_18: So why are you doing it live on air? 1:44:31 Unknown_11: to humiliate him. Do you not understand the nature of calling people out? Do you not understand that? Unknown_18: He doesn't care about some random internet show. Unknown_11: He's very religious. He's talking about Pastor John to try to humiliate Mint with their circle of friends. You don't think that fucking works? How stupid are you? Unknown_20: I never I didn't pay I've listened to this before I didn't pick up on that he he's upset you can hear that that logic right there how stupid are you humiliate very religious not understand that he doesn't care about some random internet show he's a he's very religious he's talking about Pastor John to try to humiliate mint with their circle of friends you don't think that fucking works how 1:45:21 Unknown_20: He was employing some various tactics to try and get her to come back. And when Dick realized that Mint was considering going back home, he's this visibly fucking angry about it and is trying to humiliate him in some weird internet ritual. And that's what he's upset about. He's upset that they're successfully trying to persuade her to stop this trajectory. How stupid are you? Unknown_18: I think that you're fucked up trying to get some chick who's probably clearly broken and trying to put her family life live on air. That's messed up. 1:45:55 Unknown_11: Clearly broken? She sounds like more of a man than you on this call, buddy. Why do you think she's clearly broken? Where the fuck do you get off calling someone that? Unknown_18: She was dating someone who was 31 years old before she was dating Riley. Unknown_20: Why do you think that she is clearly broken? Unknown_00: ...flagged his store, his parody logo store. Do you know anything about this? Well, Eric July has been lying about, y'all, and Quippa has been lying about Dick Massison. 1:46:29 Unknown_20: Bro. Dick Matheson. Unknown_18: Come the fuck on. Have you seen where she's living? She looks like she's living in a crack house in Riley's house, man. Unknown_11: I don't know where people live. I don't know anything about her. Why are you putting other- There's tons of shit about her online. Unknown_18: They're clout posting. They're fucking trying to get everything. This is Joel just bait, man. Unknown_11: What the fuck are you saying? Put your sentences together. Why are you putting other people's apartments on blast, first of all? What do you care who anyone- He's upset. Unknown_20: The guy has seen Riley's fucking house, and it's a crack den, managed by a filthy, disgusting man-baby. Fucking filthy. That nobody should be living in. And he calls that out and says, like, okay, so this young girl is, like, separated from her clean religious family and now is living in a crack den with this fucking faggot. And he's, like, upset. He's like, who are you? Who are you to call out the cleanliness of someone else's Barbie dream doll mansion? Had. Dates. 31, 40, who gives a shit? 1:47:04 Unknown_11: Is this what you do? You have a problem with me so you get on the show and air out other people's laundry? What the fuck is that? No, where do you get off telling other people's secrets on the show, you motherfucker? Where do you get off? 1:47:35 Unknown_00: Where do you get off with their permission? Unknown_11: You dumb fuck. She wrote in wanting to call into the show. No, but you got on and talked about other people's private shit. That is so fucked. Where do you get off doing that? Unknown_20: After years, years of fucking with Maddox, trying to get his fingers into literally anything he fucking could having Marie. pull out notes that they had sent each other while they were in a relationship or immediately after and reading them, not only reading them on air for like a show, but reading them as like Patreon only exclusives to make money off of them. And then he's like, how dare, how? 1:48:26 Unknown_19: Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Unknown_19: How dare you? How dare you? You've come on the internet and told people that Riley lives like a filthy man-child. How dare you? Unknown_19: Where do you get off airing people's shit like that? Unknown_11: Where do you get off airing people's shit like that? Where do you get off doing that? She did that! She sent it to me to read! 1:49:01 Unknown_18: And you're enabling it, dick. Unknown_11: Enabling it? That was her wishes! Unknown_18: Oh, she wished you to do it so you just magically did it. Unknown_11: No, I thought it would be funny. And so did Sean. Do you hear Sean laughing? Unknown_18: Yeah. Unknown_20: Sean's like, please don't. Please don't acknowledge that I'm in this conversation at all. Please don't involve me. Unknown_11: Oh, take your concern somewhere else, buddy. Is it so sad to you that people have to deal with totally irrational fucking parents as they mature into adults and that we're discussing it in a comedic way? 1:49:37 Unknown_18: Oh, yeah. Unknown_20: Oh, I forgot. She stole her parents' car, too. She doesn't have any money because she's a fucking retard. So she stole their car to leave and go hang out with Dick Matheson. Dick Matheson. Dick Matheson. Dick Matheson. Stole a fucking vehicle in the process, which they could have gotten her in jail for, but I guess they just got the car back and left her alone because they were being nice, even though they probably shouldn't have. Probably would have been better that she go to jail. Unknown_20: You think that's what this is about? Unknown_11: A fucking car? Pad? 1:50:08 Unknown_11: What do you do everything your fucking parents tell you to do? Unknown_11: Does this threaten you because you're under their thumb all the time? Is that why you're angry that I let her get one back over on her parents on the show? Unknown_18: No, man. I'm angry because I think this is fucked up, putting people's live laundry in front of everyone. I think it's messed up. Unknown_11: Why? Who's the one who's ratting out other people's living situations and who they're fucking dating that you think you have such a problem with that? I don't know. 1:50:40 Unknown_18: Whatever. I'll go one day. Unknown_11: Okay. Unknown_20: Thanks for your concern, buddy. And he never called into the Dick Show again and canceled his Patreon membership and now is a Kiwi Farms user with hundreds of posts. Unknown_20: He actually became a really big Dick A-Log and there's a post by his buddy, Cameron Clark, who was, well, Dick was at his height. Cameron Clark was like an original Dick Masterson A-Log. Unknown_20: But I always tolerated him on the Kiwi Farms, even back when the site was pretty pro-Dick. 1:51:17 Unknown_20: Here's another video that by the way, it's kind of like lost media. I don't know how the fuck we got this I think that this is from you don't remember the the whole juju the cow thing comes from a woman named Jamie Lynn Hughes Dick was not satisfied with his relationship with Marie the Hispanic one not the the retarded one He wanted to open up the relationship. So he basically hooked up with Maddox his ex-girlfriend After they had already broken up And then he kept her as like a trophy. So they're not married, but he made sure to waste all of her fertile years in her 30s. So now she's in her 40s. She can never have children, despite being a schoolteacher that would obviously definitely probably like to have kids. 1:51:51 Unknown_20: And now she's like 40 40 years old That's not banging the 40 year old ex-girlfriend of Maddox is not that cool I mean, it's it's heckin rad and awesome that like I totally cupped him by getting with his girlfriend after they already broke up But so I need her around as a trophy, but why not open the relationship? So he hooked up with this girl named Jamie Lynn Hughes Unknown_20: And the consequences, the wages of sin, are death. She leaked all their embarrassing letters and shit, and the whole Juju the cow stuff came out. The emails with Jamie Lynn Hughes and Marie, where she's whining that Dick is manipulative and has basically wasted all her 30s. 1:52:25 Unknown_20: Has dead ended her entire life that all came out And then this this is like a really weird video this is the closed camera TV footage of Dick and Jamie Lynn Hughes Saying goodbye for the last time And it's just him okay, it's like okay, we have a camera and there's Pink Floyd playing right And they're saying goodbye 1:53:10 Unknown_20: And then he grabs her ass at the end. But wait, there's like a M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end of this video chat. Unknown_20: Get ready for it. Here comes the twist. Unknown_20: It was Dick the entire time recording this. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. I like that little wimpy wave too. Hello! It's me! Unknown_20: Wait, wait, wait. 1:53:43 Unknown_20: It me, Dick Mathafin. Hello, it me, Dick Mathafin. I'm Dick Mathafin, hello. Unknown_20: The reason why he's sending this, or recorded this, is that he sent it to Jamie Lynn Hughes, just to kind of be like, sometimes I watch the driveway footage of the last time you were here, and I relive that moment. Unknown_20: feel your body and it was so intense and i miss that i miss us and then he like sends himself like that to her like don't you want to get back with me and the answer was no actually i'm gonna go on the internet i'm gonna post all your juju the cow shit to the the ravenous public on the kiwi farms 1:54:29 Unknown_20: so that's that's the um that's not all actually after by the way after this uh young rippa not to be confused with the world famous young clipper posted a video addressing the riley situation not that he had to he just kind of enjoys it for whatever reason Unknown_20: Riley is kind of not Riley, but Eric July is kind of he definitely enjoys drama He's not above it all at all And I guess that's the only thing that keeps dick going is that he will occasionally like stoop to notice him And this is one such an instance, but it's because Riley got arrested The statement's pretty good because it addresses two things Like Dax was trying to like in the the video that I played at the beginning Dax is trying to get like guilt trip him by saying oh my god Eric July is a fake libertarian. He called the police. So his first step is saying, no, I didn't call the police. The venue did because the manager of the venue asked him to leave. 1:55:18 Unknown_20: Second of all, I would have called the police anyways. So it's like, number one, I didn't. Number two, if it was up to me, I still would have done it. Unknown_20: Because as he explains, you know, he's at a venue and he got this retard out there and it's not like him. It's not like Unknown_20: Eric July has been confronted in the street and he's having like a one-on-one so he calls the police It's like you have a convention and you have all these people here and you have all these innocent bystanders who are like being harassed And it's like yeah, he says that he has a duty to protect his employees, which is true He says like, okay, even though I'm a libertarian I said what I called the police in this instance because it's not my choice I have I have an obligation to protect my people and I'm going to So it kind of takes any hope that Dick has of converting this into a useful scenario for him, followed up by all the fucking legal threats to cover up the mint salad drama. 1:56:11 Unknown_20: And then finally, finally, this, by the way, if you ever watch those chess videos where they're like, this is the English Gambit followed by the Worcestershire opening, this actually is the Glasgow counter like this here we have a Excellent follow-up for everyone is saying dick Masterson. You're so mad. You're threatening lawsuit or your crews getting arrested You might be implicated in this criminal harassment shit Sucks to be you buddy. He attacks with the little-known but highly effective plain beef defense this is a 3800 elo maneuver let's take it out dick says are you say that dick is um mad and not having a good time buddy buddy check out the plain beef i bet you feel stupid now idiot you dumb fuck look at this plain beef how you gonna say he's having a bad day now come on now i want to say this like 1:57:51 Unknown_20: I'm a fat fuck. I eat food. I have never seen a steak that looks like it was boiled. Like I really don't know how to describe this. It looks like it was fucking boiled in a pot and then someone took like a hot grill and just like put marks on it. It doesn't look like it doesn't look correct. And then he opens it. And it's like, this is raw. This is a raw-ass fucking steak. This is not cooked. Like, it's barely pink anywhere. And the entire fucking thing is raw. I'm sorry, like, okay. I am a... 1:58:24 Unknown_20: I am a true connoisseur and I have a gentleman's taste. So I like medium well steaks, but I've made medium rare steak before. I know what it looks like. I've even had rare steak. Um, it doesn't look like this. It's like gray and shit. What the fuck did he do to this steak? Unknown_20: Yeah, the fat isn't rendered the entire thing. It's like there's the meat has like gone gray in the middle. It looks like it's fucking boiled. I really don't know how he's accomplished this. 1:58:56 Unknown_20: But then he comes out, not even medium rare. I mean, even, okay, even if you want like a rare steak, this doesn't look rare though. It looks blue. It looks like it's completely uncooked. Unknown_03: I just don't get it, man. Unknown_20: Cannibalizing his own classic juju. I guess you could say he's now a mad cow. Hey Dick, what makes you a rage? Is it cannibalism? Is it a steak that's so rare it goes moo? Is that what makes you a rage, Dick? 1:59:33 Unknown_05: Is it when people point out the fact that mint salad is like a sexually exploited retard? Unknown_20: Does that make you go moo? It's not true. Unknown_19: Kraft Singles? Unknown_19: Oh my God. That's like another shower. Unknown_20: How are you going to do that? What are you putting that Kraft Single on? I just noticed that there's like butter on top. Cause you know, you can base the steak and butter to add more fat to it. Cause fats, fats would taste good. But the butter is not melting. Cause the steak is like cold. it's so winter cooking can't melt butter and then he's like you know what my plain beef could use to really season it up a craft single hell yeah you don't live this way anywhere outside of la baby you got to move to the the city of angels if you want to you want to eat this good if you want plain beef of this quality 2:00:08 Unknown_20: uh gray and unappetizing and too so cold it can't melt a dab of fucking butter on top and with a little little bit of that craft single and only only us hollywood elite get to enjoy craft singles are basically like the little girls of the food world only the hollywood elite get to enjoy those without going to jail for it 2:01:02 Unknown_20: cool. I'll save it. I'll terminate it there before we get too far. Unknown_03: Might go too far in a few places. Unknown_03: All right. Unknown_20: Um, okay. Unknown_20: Oh, hold up. I completely forgot something. Unknown_20: Oh, let me, let me save my ass real quick before I forget. Oh fuck. No, I'm just gonna have to, I'm just gonna have to raw duck it. Okay. I can't prepare for this. The avalanche is coming. Unknown_20: All right. 2:01:36 Unknown_20: Reddit stuff. Here is our virgin. Unknown_20: Onlyfansgirlimsubscribedtoandlovedwith keeps posting about some guy she's fucking. It's causing me suicidal thoughts. She is so fucking cute it causes me pains in my chest to even look at her. She is literal perfection. I literally cannot believe that some guy is lucky enough to put his penis in her vagina. Why? I want to know what this guy has done to deserve being so fortunate. I want to know why does such a fortune never befall me? I swear to God, life as an adult virgin is like life in a permanent torture chamber. 2:02:09 Unknown_20: It is literally that scene from Borat where the disabled man they keep in a cage is tormented by a woman who shows him her pussy shouting, you'll never get this. You'll never get this. That is my entire fucking life. Unknown_20: About a year ago, this OnlyFans girl posted a video of her fucking some guy and I am still traumatized by it. I could fucking see her pussy. Ew. I'm not reading that. I instantly closed it and tried to forget, but I still remember it a year later. That image is seared into my brain. 2:02:43 Unknown_20: Um. Unknown_20: That's why here's another one from zero COVID community. Unknown_20: Is it asking to take a COVID test before entering the house too much to ask? 19 hours ago! Unknown_20: I've had the rare fortune to not have caught any variant of COVID and want to keep it that way. In my house, I try to maintain a very strict protocol that is centered on safety and avoiding the well-established pitfalls of catching COVID. It's not a long list. Basically, if your home team always wears an N95 around people, whether or not you know them, avoid large groups and tight spaces with little ventilation, and don't unmask to eat in restaurants, even outdoor seating. Aside from that, we don't allow visitors, anybody that doesn't live with us, to enter. So, what do you do after years of keeping up this protocol? One, ask you to break it. They want to do the exact opposite of what kept you all safe. 2:03:17 Unknown_20: I asked for this person to be tested outside before re-entering the house, but they refused to do so until they've entered, unpacked, and have taken a shower. Regardless of how close we follow the science and methods for interaction for home testing, they push their way in. 2:03:54 Unknown_20: My concern is that after several days spent in a car with extended family members who don't mask, share a hotel room, choose to eat in public several times over the course of three days, there's a lot of opportunities to become infected and not even know it. As a matter of time, there's the matter of how it can remain silently dormant for several days or that one could be asymptomatic and still spread the virus. On a personal note, the same person honestly doesn't think they can catch it and flaunts the attitude that no one need worry because it's not that bad and God prevents her from catching it, which clearly has nothing to do with the rest of us holding it down for years. Any advice? 2:04:40 Unknown_20: Grow up. Get over it. That's my advice. I think it works. Unknown_20: Chiobu posted this. Unknown_20: This is in our Green Berets, which, if you don't know, is a special forces division in the U.S. Army. I believe that they are adapted for psychological warfare. Unknown_20: You Strong Character 8981 asks, Unknown_20: Would you serve next to a trans person? I promise this doesn't mean to be rage bait. It's a serious question. How would you feel serving next to a trans person with a green beret? Do you think a trans person could get selected? I recognize this sounds insane, but the freedom I have to express myself as a trans in this country is a blessing. I want to be able to give back to this country and protect that freedom in this way. I have very little medical intervention at this point, yearish injection for hormones. I truly believe God and country will protect me and other trans people in turn, just want to gauge what the community thinks about it. 2:05:44 Unknown_20: UTF Voodoo says, no, and I suspect that you would not get through the recruitment assessment selection and training processes. You may not want to hear this, but you have a mental illness. Up until about five seconds ago, gender dysphoria was a well-established mental illness and disqualifying for military service. The current ideological capture of institutions doesn't change this basic fact. You are deranged, both in your ability to find congruence in your experienced gender and your assigned gender, and in your unhinged assessment of your suitability to serve. Unknown_20: If someone came up to me seeking to cut their finger off because they felt, even sincerely and genuinely, that they were a nine-fingered person, I would rightfully view that person as disordered. That's not a judgment of value or ability. That's an objective statement of reality. You have now come up with me seeking to cut off your genitalia because you sincerely and genuinely believe that you are a different person. I am grossly over-representing your position, but you take my meaning. You are disordered, and in this case, you are severely disordered. It is cruel for me to enable this disorder. You don't like to hear that because you live in a bubble of empowerment and ideology that tells you to seek your truth and fulfill your potential and other messages of affirmation, but that bubble is incredibly small and shrinking. 2:06:21 Unknown_20: Internally, we all know the truth. But only men of deep principle and character will speak the truth, especially when they are called bigot or homophobe or fascist when they speak it. But you have a mental disorder, you need help, and you are unfit to serve. It is cruel to suggest otherwise. Further, and perhaps more troubling, is your understanding of human nature. 2:06:56 Unknown_20: The fact that you think that you would have some unique value proposition to an ODA is flatly false. Your understanding of organizational culture, mission sets, administrative realities, and operational dynamics is so immature as to be nonsensical. Your level of autonomy and authority over these matters is virtually non-existent. You believe, unbelievably, that you can pick and choose and navigate those things the same way you have absurdly navigated your own mental health. Your bubble is shrinking. My God, do you honestly believe that you could successfully build and maintain rapport with a partisan fighter force in the midst of chaotic, violent, and unpredictable UW campaign in the middle of Africa because, quote, trans people have been a part of a lot of their tribes for thousands of years. Really, the delusion concerns me more than your dysphoria." 2:07:39 Unknown_20: So I guess in some other posts he said, I kind of feel like I could go to Africa and do a lot of good for Africans, because there's like a third gender in a lot of their tribes, and I think we're copathetic, and they understand me, and I understand them. And this guy's just like, you are absolutely, totally, and completely fucking retarded. Which is true. Which is why he'll get a green beret one day, as a proud woman. 2:08:17 Unknown_20: Finally, chat. The part that you've all been waiting for. Unknown_20: Let's get some music going. Unknown_20: So relaxing. Now last time, I tried a nice and long message to Elon Musk to get unbanned. However, this time, I think I might go a little bit more retro. A little bit more retro. Thinking something like this. 2:08:56 Unknown_07: Oopsie, oopsie. Unknown_24: monkeys at our headquarters are working very hard to fix this I like that I like that oopsie whoopsie I'm gonna try to get this right oopsie whoopsie you made a fucko bongo 2:09:30 Unknown_20: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Unknown_20: Fucky Wucky. Oopsie, whoopsie. You made a fucko bongo. Unknown_20: A fucky wucky. A little, oopsie. Wait, little fucko bongo. Unknown_20: Little fucko bongo. Unknown_20: The X Appeals Team, is that team spelled right? No, just Code Monkeys, at your headquarters are working very hard to fix this. 2:10:09 Unknown_20: Period. Unknown_20: Okay, in case you're wondering, my typing is very bad because I'm using a laptop keyboard I'm not very familiar with. I think that works. Let's do the rocks, chat. Nope, not an ape. Ah! Unknown_20: It did it again! Unknown_20: Unbelievable, chat. It did it again. It tried to fake me out. Nice try, Elon. Not gonna get me that easy. Unknown_20: Elon's personally trying to hijack my computer and stop me from submitting this masterpiece. Oh wait, no, it fucked up. Oh my God, I have to be careful. They have trap buttons down there that will fuck up my appeal. If I click them, I have to click at the very top of the submit button, otherwise it will be sabotaged. All right, so far so good. 2:10:41 Unknown_20: We're at three of seven chat, four. 14, that's not a 14. There we go, that's a 14, I can add numbers. Nice try. Nice try, Elon. I'm blazing through this, even though you have edited your user interface, so it's very hard to click that button correctly. 2:11:18 Unknown_20: And it's done. Unknown_20: The beatings will continue until morale improves, Chet. Unknown_20: And, uh, I mean, I guess that's it. I don't feel, I don't feel like I missed anything, Chet. I don't feel like, I don't feel like, oh wait, maybe I did. Unknown_20: What the fuck is going on? Unknown_23: There we go. Unknown_20: Maybe I did miss one after all, Chet. Unknown_23: I should have left at 150, bro. Unknown_20: What is this? Unknown_23: I know I can't double my balance on originals anymore. I should have known better. I should have known better, bro. 2:11:49 Unknown_23: Oh my god, dude. Unknown_24: Bro, these motherfuckers, dude. Unknown_20: I don't know. It's a surprise bossman. It's a surprise boss quake. We're going to do some, a little bit, a little, just like little, a little, a little teensy tiny bossman sesh. Okay. Unknown_20: How, how good is my boy bossman doing? Unknown_23: Oh, I'm sorry. Unknown_00: Yeah. Unknown_23: That's like a thing with these weirdos. All right. What do I got to do? I got to meow. How many times did you say? 2:12:21 Unknown_23: Dude, why am I going to originals? I probably shouldn't, but it's gonna hit. Unknown_17: Mew, mew. Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew. Unknown_20: Oh, look how he intentionally does a bad cat meow. To try and deprive this man of his money's worth. There's more, there's more meowing. I like that first bit where he says cat goes meow. Because it's like Nick Fuentes. 2:12:52 Unknown_22: There we go. Unknown_20: That's better meowing. Unknown_23: That was worth a hundred bucks in my opinion. Unknown_20: He's really down bad for money. He keeps taking loans, and I think people are threatening him now, because he gets really freaked out when he loses his money. Unknown_20: Also, Stake is fucking with him. They're not giving him his 14K in a timely way. It takes days now for him to get his weekly pay, and there's not really anything he can do about that. He's not entitled to it. It's just a thing they do informally. 2:13:25 Unknown_20: So he complains about it, and then he loses it instantly anyways. He loses it off stream even. Unknown_23: They paid him early yesterday and then he immediately lost it all. Unknown_20: He didn't even play it. By the way, we're very convinced that this is a direct attack from stake.us to troll him. Unknown_20: a new casino game, new slot game called Twisted Lab by Hacksaw Gaming, his favorite. And not only is it twisted, as in get it twisted, the meme, there is literally a rat that flips the switch. And the reason why that's significant is that every time he starts losing, he says that Eddie, the owner of Steak, flips the switch, physically flips the switch to turn off his good RNG, and he calls everybody a rat. So now there is literally A game that's twisted, that has a rat flipping a switch. This is so coincidental that it drives me to schizophrenia, and I assume that Evil Eddie personally commissioned from Hacksaw, his favorite studio, a slot in which a rat flips a switch, because that is the only fucking explanation for this shit. 2:14:04 Unknown_20: Bravo. Bravo, Evil Eddie. Unknown_20: He's very depressed. I'll play this is like the long bossman clip. It's like a couple minutes long. I'll let it play out Just him like complaining. It's my favorite content. Mmm, then I got one more thing, but I promise this is the only long clip of bossman Oh 2:14:46 Unknown_23: I'm fucking miserable tough. I'm about to quit streaming, dude. Unknown_23: I'm sick of losing like this every day of my life while they sit back and laugh at me, bro. Shit ain't right. 2:15:20 Unknown_23: Oh my god, I'm gonna... Yeah! Unknown_23: Oh, these sexist shit get me every time, dude. Unknown_23: I fucking hate my life, bro. It's not gonna be like this much longer, dude. I promise, dude. I'm gonna delete everything, dude. I can't do this anymore, dude. I barely got out of bed today. I barely got out of bed today, dude. I'm so depressed, man. Do you guys not see how miserable I am right now? Unknown_23: Dude, shut the fuck up, BigDNA, you gotta drop me a 5-pack for Unbanned, bitch. Fuck you, dude. I am miserable, dude. And no one gives a fuck, dude. Like, very few people, dude. Man, someone please help me, dude. Please, man. I'm fucking miserable, dude. I wanna die, dude. I don't wanna die, dude. I don't wanna... I don't know how to say that, but that's what I feel. I don't wanna be like... I don't know how to word it, man. There's nothing wrong with saying that. It's just me being honest, bro. I'm not gonna do anything to hurt myself or anything like that. I just... 2:15:56 Unknown_23: I hate my life, dude. I hate my life, man. Unknown_23: I fucking hate my life, bro. I hate my life, bro. Everyone wants to see me win, but there's obviously somebody that doesn't. There's obviously a group of people that doesn't want to see me win, bro. 2:16:29 Unknown_23: Damn, dude. Unknown_23: Man. Unknown_23: I'm giving up, Tuck. I'm going to delete. I'm going to write them and say, you guys win. Unknown_23: You guys win. Delete my kick. I can't do this anymore, dude. Wasting my whole life doing this streaming shit. Just to be miserable like this. I get a thousand views. I don't have a dollar to my name. Not a dollar. There's something wrong with that. This fucking shit takes it all. God, man. I've lost 16 grand this week. What do I do to deserve that? Nothing. 2:17:03 Unknown_23: Fucking losers, dude. I swear to God, man. I fucking, I don't like living anymore, dude. Anyways, y'all be easy, bro. I hope y'all have a great night. And I wish y'all the best, man. Unknown_23: I guess no one can help me bro. I gotta go man. I gotta fucking go dude. I fucking hate my life dude so much man. My parents don't even know what to do bro. I fucking hate my life, bro. I hate my life, dude. I hate my life, bro. I swear to God I do, dude. And I feel like a piece of shit when not a single viewer wants to fucking help me, bro. I feel like I have failed as a streamer, and I need to stop doing this. I need to stop doing this to myself, bro. I'm doing it to myself, bro. 2:17:34 Unknown_19: Nobody's giving me money. I can't do anything about it, bro. Unknown_24: I try to win every day. Every day I try to win. God, man, I'm fucking crying like a bitch. This is wrong. Unknown_24: Not a single person. Then I'm fucking done! I quit! 2:18:06 Unknown_20: give me money um my okay there are two parts of this i really like i like when he like hides his picture and then like because of how his background is it's like right where his head is there's a video of him like humping himself it's kind of meta he's like passively he's always like humping like the back of his own head and it's kind of funny then i like how this like okay so he's playing minesweeper you know rng casino money game um and Unknown_20: Like this is his last hand, like his last bet, right? He has $473 left and he goes to four mines. Unknown_23: So his chances of getting a mine are like one in, so it's 10, one in 25 and then he clicks three tiles. Unknown_20: So the chances of him getting three mines are, Unknown_20: extremely small you'd have to you have to do complicated math because the pool gets smaller every time he clicks but it's like a extremely small odds if he clicks three tiles he gets three of four mines on this 25 cell grid and sure enough not only does he get three minds like out of the four like every single one of those clicks is a mind it's in the shape of an l it's like a backwards l of minds and that's like on his last hand too it's now zeroed out that's very i can believe it show me the rat is the rat 2:19:21 Unknown_20: is over there and he's flippin' the switch. Can we get a picture of him? There he is, right fuckin' there, flippin' that switch, makin' him get a literal L of minds with like a one in multiple thousands odds of that happening. It's just beautiful. Unknown_20: Someone went through the effort of feeding transcripts of all of his VODs into an AI thing, like a machine learning program. 2:20:15 Unknown_20: and then pass that the scripts that it generates as like an LLM into a like a text-to-speech thing that's trained on his voice so that way you can get a Bossman Jack live AI tool for instance this Unknown_22: There's this dude named Joshua Moon, and he's got a sick, sick body. Like, I mean, he's got those long, lean muscles that make me want to scream, fuck your mom, at the top of my lungs. Anyway, so I'm going to do him, bro. That's right. I'm going to take this dude down all the way to the bottom. And when I get there, I'll be saying, fuck steak, rigged, and damn that pussy nice. And don't even get me started on Eddie. the CEO of stake. He's a total rat man. He's got no idea what kind of power he's dealing with here. But let's talk about Joshua Moon, bro. He's got this thing called the moon, which is like this crazy, powerful thing that makes him almost invincible in bed. I mean, it's like he can make you come just by looking at you. And when we get to the top of the game, man, 2:21:03 Unknown_22: Oh man, we'll be saying dude, bro, all day long. But let me tell you something, Joshua Moon. If you ever try to leave me, I will find you and I will kill you. You understand? This is not a threat. This is a promise. 2:21:41 Unknown_20: Wow. Unknown_20: I don't know what it is. Why so many people are sexually attracted to me. It's a little bit creepy chat, a little bit creepy. Unknown_20: And then there are people out there who don't believe that I can pull in babes chat. Come on now. Come on. I can pull in Ethan Ralph and Bossman Jack. I can pull in a babe chat. This is what AI was made for. That's exactly right. That's the truest thing that's ever been said. Um, cool. 2:22:11 Unknown_20: So now, for real, for real, in sequence, green background, super berries. Thank you all for watching. I will be at normal time on Tuesday. Unknown_20: Let us dig in. By the way, if someone can find a cute, transparent gif of a capybara dancing, please post it in the math internet thread for me. I would appreciate that. Unknown_20: It must be like a cartoon and it must be like a transparent background. Actually, it doesn't need to be a cartoon, as long as it has a transparent background, I'm happy. 2:22:46 Unknown_20: A&N did nothing wrong for five says the latest blocked and reported episode is worth a listen a trans activist sent a legal threat and Katie Hertzog went nuts She's definitely read the take that off the goddamn internet thread on Kiwi farms same energy I'm glad I'm inspiring people to To throw like vexatious bullshit back at people's faces Vent Kaczynski for one says oh boy. I'm sure this meant the internet stream is a happy one I'd feel like I was pretty positive Polly throughout this stream. I Unknown_20: I feel like I did a pretty good job. Unknown_20: Rich wet pasta for five says, Hey Josh, guess what? What? Unknown_20: Holy hell for two says, I hope you're having a good day, Josh. You remind me of always. Thank you. Holy hell. Schneeberg Stein Goldman for $50 says happy pizza day. Have a slice. I will. I've definitely will. Thank you. Uh, doing your mom two nine eight eight for 10 says Chris or chat. Is this real? And then there's a link to, 2:23:40 Unknown_20: some site i don't recognize so i'm going to mute my desktop audio real quick let's see what this is okay i will play this this is actually really good right up my avenue come on dude it's not real 2:24:11 Unknown_24: That's not real! Dude, there's no way! There's no fucking way! I miss it when Bossman would smash more shit. Unknown_20: His room is not destroyed enough. I'm a big fan of the room smashing scenes in the Bossman Jack show. Unknown_20: Oh, thank you. Demius the V for 2 says, don't read this out loud. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to disappoint. Angel Vomit for one says, hello, little I internet friends. I suppose, I think I was actually supposed to read that. Hello, little I, little I internet friends. Hello. 2:24:43 Unknown_20: The false copy of Sunder for 10 says, as an expert political analyst yourself, how do you think this campaigning strategy is going to work out? And then there is a YouTube link. Unknown_03: um attention all sussy gamers what did you do with big chungus we know you're the sus imposter and i saw you vent in electrical i want to wish you a great pog day and i've got to tell you that big chungus sends his regards you're turning 18 use code among us for a $20 discount birthday wishes come from your friends nick and 2:25:30 Unknown_07: I think that's a pretty good strategy. I'd vote for him. Unknown_04: Thank you. Unknown_20: Logistical nightmare for 20 says happy pizza day friend. Can't wait. I can't watch live today. Wait, hang on This isn't a repeat of last week. Glad to see the unpaid sir. Got your Starlink fixed 2:26:03 Unknown_20: I'm very happy that everything worked out and I got to stream. It's very important to stream to your internet friends Okay, every twice a week twice a week. I don't know I feel like my streams are so long now that maybe going back to one stream a week is probably a bad idea I just think that change either the Tuesday or Friday stream and their times to be more you'll be able to change them to like like the same time at like a Intermediate time at like 3 p.m. And do like I don't know. I'll figure something out 2:26:37 Unknown_20: um casting couch crab pretend says the invertebrate of the day is the roach we will see in body cam footage um hopefully they'll get back to us by like monday or next week and let us know what the timeline is for that i'm kind of anxious because i don't know if they'll prove it and stuff Unknown_20: Uh-huh. Hopefully there's no roaches though. It's pretty sad Angel on the phone says I got my dream job and I'm quitting this dog shit job today I hope everyone here is having as great a week as I am god bless It says good bless, but I think he means god bless which he means congratulations on getting a dream job So not many people get to get their dream job many people work in Walmart until they die. Oh 2:27:22 Unknown_20: David S877 for $27 says, I was going to send my super chat money from last week too, but I bought pizza. If you don't get back to the U S by July 4th, we'll get and blow up fireworks anyways. Um, I don't know. I don't know if they sell fireworks here. Unknown_20: Um, I don't know. I don't know. Unknown_20: You've upset me by reminding me of the complications and complicating factors in my life. 2:27:53 Unknown_20: Thank you, though. Tetrabacks420 says, the only acceptable black samurai, and there is a YouTube link, and I am assuming that there's going to be a black samurai at the other end of this YouTube link. Unknown_20: It is the blind neighbor samurai. Unknown_06: Is this the episode where Grandad beats up a blind person? 2:28:31 Unknown_20: It's a really funny episode because um I Don't know it speaks to me if you've seen the episode, you know what I mean? You can probably understand why I like it Unknown_20: Uh, thank you though, and I do agree, it's the only good anime. Pashina Hamhamper1 says, have you learned some Serbian while in Belgrade? Could you share some common words with us? No, I have not learned a single word. Everybody speaks English. Unknown_20: And if I have to speak any, like, if I have to speak anything, I would just use, uh, Russian for the few words I know. If they don't speak English, they know Russian. Um, but it's mostly older people. Like anybody under like 50 knows some English. Unknown_20: Sorry. I'm a fucking loser like that. I go to a foreign country. Don't bother. 2:29:08 Unknown_20: Dr. Coffin nails for ten says the following link is for the song still in denial by Jerry Rafferty IMO. It's the perfect soundtrack for Nick Rikita's life Okay 2:29:43 Unknown_20: Probably timestamp this if you want to hear lyrics. Unknown_20: that's still in denial by jerry rafferty and there are many many many many songs that fit well with the theme of addiction i have like a whole playlist of songs that are just like good songs for like sad addicts that i could whip out at any time uh thank you kawaii nante for vice of gg lean the shit is so strong they'll forget how to read a teleprompter you'll accidentally shit yourself walking to the helicopter uh vent kazinsky for one says they put groucho marx classes on biden 2:30:30 Unknown_03: The fake disguise thing? Unknown_20: I don't know what that's referenced to. Unknown_20: Oh, they rebranded it with Groucho Marx glasses? Okay, that's pretty funny. Unknown_20: a Unknown_20: And he's like, thank you, my boy. You've done your country a good service. And instead, you're there like typing up like these fucking faggots, cease and desist, where it's like, hello, your product is very mean and risks national security. Could you please not do that anymore? We will arrest you for crimes. 2:31:06 Unknown_20: Imagine. Unknown_20: Kurt Eichenwald, anime ambassador for Vs. Glorious Kiwi Emperor Yasuki was a real person made an honorary samurai by Nobunaga, but never saw actual combat. When he made an appearance in the game Nioh, no one seemed to mind. He even had an anime. I did not know that. That's a fun Japanese fact. But that explains why the Japanese were upset that Yasuki was like walking around doing samurai shit when nobody would do that to him. 2:31:53 Unknown_20: Bunker housing for five says glad you could do the show too late for me, but I wanted And so it continues Bunker housing for two says to share this saying re your combo last time Bunker housing for two says a student of socialism or communism believes that they will be a lord a student of economics know that they will be a cog or a pleb or a serf a Student of history knows they will occupy a ditch I believe that you made that post on the Kiwi farms and it was very funny and I laughed at that I don't know, maybe I gave it a thumbs up. Unknown_20: Thank you, though. KF username is curious for one says, Don't expect Twitter to unban you for breaking the TOS and being a general nuisance to everyone. When you yourself unban innocent KF users over personal grievances, Negroid, unban me or suffer my wrath. No. Anime, Cox, Coke and Speed for five says pizza day. And then there was a link to the fortune auto board. I open it and it's a 404 not found. Get rekt. Unknown_20: Just a famous but for two says you should do more phrenology checks on little cows stalker child Maybe I will it seems like it would be a great addition to my repertoire I can't wait for the ADL clip archive of me doing phrenology checks on my my little cows Boxes for five says the faggot laser pig couldn't recognize a family even if he was raised in one Yeah, I mean I wouldn't be surprised if he just convened in a ditch full of like AIDS and use condoms though 2:33:16 Unknown_20: Space Allen for $20 says Ham Jam. Thank you Space Allen, I appreciate it. Department Archive for $30 says, Hey Josh, just wanted to say thank you for everything you've done. I'm animating something I think will be funny, but I can't decide on your character design. Question, have you shaved your beard? No, I have not. I still look very similar to that picture of me in the red flannel. Unknown_20: Well, Dante for Ken says RPG net has some good threads which helped me archive the old online 3x WOTC material before I got taken down permanently. I never realized I read a site moderated by a tranny. Chilling. I know dude. It's like, um, it's like how you swallow eight spiders in your sleep or that's like the myth that they perpetuate. You never know when the person that you're talking to is like a tranny. Um, and it's just terrifying. Like you just assume that they're like a regular dude, you know, you're playing a game with or something. And then they're like, Actually, my pronouns are Zhai Zim, and you're like, oh my fucking god. 2:33:48 Unknown_20: I could have, I could have been raped. I could have been flashed. I could have been abducted and eaten. 2:34:19 Unknown_20: Breadwaj420 says, YouTube link. Hey Josh, I posted this on the Maddie thread earlier today. Keep in mind this was broadcasted on national television earlier. Okay. Unknown_20: This is... Gilgo Beach attorneys accuse Rick Hoyerman's daughter of posting disturbing images. Okay, I think I know what this is. Let's watch. Unknown_01: I'll put this in mono for you guys. 2:34:53 Unknown_01: A sampling of this person's content can be found on the Twitter account EBChimera underscore adult. I might add that these images are not for the faint of heart. It is cartoon pornography, but it depicts various grotesque acts of bestiality. Unknown_01: That this person produces grotesque cartoon hentai-style pornography is significant. Unknown_01: as it is seemingly the only account with which Victoria has engaged publicly, deeming this person's content worthy of a reblog, and that according to the district attorney, Rex Huerman himself searched specifically for hentai porn, searches with which the DA described as sadistic. 2:35:42 Unknown_01: While Victoria's likes on Tumblr are not available for public review, some counts are as she has chosen not to make hers public. This is going to be me, but I'm like the state prosecutor for the state of Florida. Unknown_20: Neil Greenman did in fact use the ex-account handle stupidfaggotbuttslut underscore whore and posted pictures of himself and degrading images. These images were brought to the state's office by anonymous tipsters online, and so we would describe this behavior as sadistic and degrading. This will be my job, they will hire me for this. 2:36:23 Unknown_01: We can look to the list of accounts she follows to inform us as to what kinds of images Victoria is viewing. Unknown_01: Upon examination of the roster of accounts Victoria follows on Tumblr, nearly every account is focused on the circulation of furry art and images. Unknown_01: Victoria has a preference for furry pornographic material, and dark, macabre art, as seen on various accounts. And I'll go into some of these accounts right now. There's Ebony Chimera, a furry porn content creator. NIEH Furry, a furry content and furry porn creator. I guess I should be thankful. 2:37:04 Unknown_01: a furry porn and furry content creator who links to a fanfiction account of theirs on a website called Archive of Our Own, which publishes explicit content. This person's works and bookmarks displays a preference for fanfiction with the self-described themes of graphic depictions of violence, rape, child abuse, strangulation, Unknown_01: underage prostitution, asphyxiation, and rough sex. 2:37:41 Unknown_01: Squeak Squad 524, a blog which describes itself as an art blog of Yiffertons, Yiff and its derivations, being slang terms used by furries to refer to pornographic content of anthropomorphic animal characters. Unknown_01: Lillara, the account from which most of these images come, and it's an account which circulates disturbing images of gore, violent pornography, and other fetish content. Unknown_01: The content creator describes themselves and their blog and their bio as a gore whore. Unknown_19: Wow! The content warnings self-describe as extreme gore, hard vore, violence extreme, vore being cannibalistic imagery of a victim eaten alive. 2:38:33 Unknown_01: This is to quote the dictionary, the praised flesh being ripped, chewed, or bitten, resulting in horrific injuries And often, loss of life. Unknown_18: According to a translator familiar with the Canadian languages with whom we consulted, Victoria's account handle, Vinan Dimad Tour, may itself be an allusion to eating and consumption. Unknown_01: A disturbing reference when considered in the context of the hardcore fetish content Victoria views and follows. 2:39:11 Unknown_20: Yes, I am the state's expert. I can confirm that is what they would call hard vor. Um, yeah. Unknown_20: Thanks. Unknown_20: Awesome. So Gator is alleged to have physically met and hung out with the lolly slave smell fetishes. Thank you, Ran. Very informative. No, he met her as a VTuber console in the game thing. He's never met her, the performer. He's met Kiki, the character, on a screen physically. Tetrabax for 26. I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one. Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous and God granted it. That's true. It's a very nice thought. Sentiment. 2:39:44 Unknown_20: I am seaweed for five says it seems that a Sir Thorne likes sending threatening phone messages to the people he sues as shown in the latest update of the Zelender suit is he's stalker child in you too. Good luck with everything Josh. He is. I haven't heard anything about him. Unknown_20: Um, shattered defender for five says gross. Is it any surprise the enemies of Monday and that have fallen Dick Medicare, Ralph, et cetera. Monday and that wins again. 2:40:17 Unknown_20: I mean, Medicare is just sick. He's not like dead yet. He is like talking about anime, which is kind of like a zombified state if you really think about it. Unknown_20: Lucifero21041 says, didn't Dick have Jamie put down her cat? Unknown_20: Ooh, I'm not 100%. I'm having Ahmad rewrite the OP, and I'm asking him to do extra special attention to the Jamie Lynn Hughes stuff, because a lot of people ask about the Juju the cow stuff, and I don't know all the fine details of that shit. 2:41:00 Unknown_20: Sneado410 says, Gamba of the future, and there is a YouTube link. Unknown_03: Oh, dude. Fucking clip is stupid. Unknown_20: I hate Ice Poseidon. He needs to beat his fucking ass. 200? Unknown_13: I don't even have 600 because I fucking lost everything. Unknown_13: Uh, hmm. Unknown_06: Well, I'll just do this. Unknown_13: Hold on one sec, I'm gambling. Unknown_13: It's, uh, my gambling device. Unknown_13: How are you doing? You all right? What, is she asking for money? Yeah. I don't have any money yet. I definitely have no money now. Sorry. 2:41:34 Unknown_13: It's all right. Everything else has been free. The bell doesn't need to be free. I don't speak, do you speak English? Unknown_13: Bosnian, Bosnian. Oh, Bosnian. Unknown_20: No. I don't have any money. Unknown_13: I lost it all in a dice roll. Unknown_20: Get out of here, you fucking Bosnian. Unknown_13: I don't have, I'm sorry, I don't have anything. Bye, Bosnian. You all right? All right. 2:42:06 Unknown_13: I don't like giving- I don't like giving money to Bosnians. Unknown_20: Logistical nightmare for five says hello. I'm dick Madison is the matic quote. I can't wait to see added to the random text I don't add anything that I say to the random text. I try not to it would just be mostly my shit if I Did that? Unknown_20: Mary shorts for five says huh apparently the euros don't have any meat dick steak looks like a poorly presented sous-vide steak aka a boiled steak in a vacuum sealed bag, but very tasty He has to learn how to torch it Unknown_20: Um, I've never heard of that. It looks bad. I don't know what to tell you. Like, it looks bad. It's not the kind of steak that I would, like, okay, let's say it's very tasty, right? Um, sure, whatever. If you want to do that, go for it. 2:42:40 Unknown_20: The presentation, which when you are posting something to Zitter, is bad. And the presentation is what matters. Like, there are steaks that look delicious, that you cut into and the fats ooze out and some... But that's not that steak. That steak looks like it's fucking cold. Unknown_20: Total gunt victory for once as Bossman may have lost 2023 and 2024 to the Baldo, but 2025 will be ours, rat bros. And then there is a gif. 2:43:19 Unknown_20: Oh, and it's this gif. It's this gif that I've seen before. Unknown_03: Actually, I don't trust this. Unknown_03: I don't trust this image. Oh, it's fine. Okay. Unknown_20: It's like him, like curling into a smile, like, hmm. Unknown_20: Yeah, that's me. Unknown_20: So nice, so nice what AI can do for us. Unknown_20: Amerisharts for five says sous vides are the extreme end of slow cooking. It's a heating element that circulates heated water around the food in question for dozens of hours. Meat that comes out looks terrible until seared. Cool. Like I said, genie beans for one hundred dollars. says thanks for standing up for the uppercase I internet we're longtime listeners and appreciate your work one new merch when to please chat wish happy bday to has who became based after listening to Maddie did I fix him I guess you did if he's based I'll trust your word on that I am going to do merch at the end of the year I'm already thinking about it it's a big pain in the ass I have an idea someone suggested me an idea that I really like and I'll probably do that 2:44:33 Unknown_20: Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Unknown_20: 11th Circuit for Two says, Juju is immunized against all dangers. Call him a scoundrel, has-been, swindler, prom king. It all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a pedophile associate and he will be astonished. It's not even that. He didn't care about being called a pedophile associate. He cared about being directly implicated in the mint salad thing, because he was directly implicated in it. He's happy to hang out with fucking retards that are like lightning rods for drama while he makes the money. But him being criticized for the mint salad stuff really pisses him off. 2:45:09 Unknown_20: Orange monster energy for three says I don't know if you remember on YouTube mint salad commented on the first Maddie you described her claiming that she has been doing everything of her own will it seemed really strange She's also said that on Twitter again. She came out and says this is all wrong. I'm here of my own will but it's like Unknown_20: yeah but you're like a retard is the issue like you could be eating your own shit of your own will and it could like if dick said hey you should eat your own shit and then you eat your own shit and you're happy with it you're like oh I love shit mmm shit tastes so good it's still like um that's fucking weird Unknown_20: Quaker 4 for $20 says $20 to forestall the post-scarcity bossman Jack's future where there are no jobs and we are forced to play cruel minigames designed by feckless elites in order to make money. 2:45:56 Unknown_20: But everything is just taken over by AI and they don't let us win unless they like us and they all flip the switches and masturbate while we lose our money. Probably something like that. Unknown_20: Rich wet pasta for one says it was chicken again. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Again, Tarabax for $200 says, great show. I'm going to lay down and take a power nap. That sounds like a plan, buddy. Have a nice nap. Rich White Pasta for one says, chicken butt again. He got us twice, chat. I can't believe it. I'm just getting the ads on. Twinkle Dard for $100 says, I missed 84% of the stream and now I'm going to get some fried chicken. Now that's a good idea. 2:46:36 Unknown_20: Mmm. Nobody go to the KFC. Uh, I'm going to the KFC. Actually, no, I gotta get pizza. Mmm. Food. You guys are tormenting- If I ever wanted to lose weight, my Super Chatters will just talk about delicious food the entire time. And then I'd be fucked. Unknown_20: Judy Tester, for five, says, I'm sorry I missed the show. I skipped work and hid in the forest all day. Can you sum it up in a normal word and one spooky word? Thank you. Unknown_20: There's somebody Oh hood rat hood rat There you go Unkind a sacrifice this pretend. I actually watch the stream and this super chat about something in it It's a weird prompt that you're injecting into my LLM I 2:47:16 Unknown_20: No, bro, I told I think that China's gonna keep propping up Russia and it's gonna switch to the yawn, right? It's gonna switch to the yawn. That's what I think is gonna happen, buddy. Haram burger for two says shitter. I don't know what that means, but thank you. Ravage for one says, holy crap, bro. I'm so broke, bro. It's only $1, but I hope you want to see fight. It's hilarious. And then there is a tweet. Unknown_03: I will look at this briefly. 2:48:01 Unknown_03: I don't get it, it's just two women punching each other. Unknown_20: I'm not watching this. Unknown_20: My Hamster is a Terf for five says, thanks for the stream, Josh. Have a nice weekend. Thank you. You too. Appreciate it. Gormous Wonder for one says, can you teach us some of the English words they use in Belgrade? Unknown_20: Hello. That'll be $3.50. Thank you. Unknown_20: Koya Dante for 20 says the green beret rant is kind of base But it's soured by knowing that if his CEO told him to suck that trainees schlong he would ask how deep sir with his mouth full Yeah, that's true. All military are inherently fucking gay and they have no choice like if he could probably get reprimanded I think he's like retired cuz I think he's retired and he does books now that guy in particular is like famous. Oh, yeah Um 2:48:40 Unknown_20: Call you Dante for 10 says so what you're saying is that in other words Josh is that Dax's steak lacks a seared bite Which would you say has more of a seared bite the Dax steak or the impossible Whopper? Well, the impossible Whopper got that smoke to it. The Dax steak looks like it's fucking cold and can't melt butter So to go with the impossible Whopper 2:49:24 Unknown_20: Akoli Dante 45 says sous vide would render the fat and should be hot when served and is gay retard food anyway because you're cooking it in a fucking teflon which is pseudo-estrogenetic when heated. Unknown_20: I'll take your word on that. Smithy 129 provides is if you're going to reveal the body cam footage on Shane, make sure you have a bingo card ready. Also, thank you for making sure your site is not dead and gay. Well, thank you. I appreciate it. A bingo card is actually a really good idea. I like that suggestion a lot. I think that when it comes time to it, I will indeed prepare a bingo card. I like it. I like it. Unknown_20: And OctaviaSalesRepForFive says, can we get one last dig basses in to close out the Super Chats? 2:50:12 Unknown_23: Yes, you can. Unknown_20: All right, let me check. No more Super Chats, please. I am going to check the Matter of the Internet thread for content I had requested earlier in the stream and see if it's there. Unknown_20: And then I should explain, I'm about to play some Jungle Beats for you. Unknown_20: not usually my preference when it comes to uh the closeout of these strings wait what's one more um not usually my my my thing but uh there's a there's this ongoing retard drama regarding eric july where eric july told like dick and his associates to pull up which at the time when I first heard this I thought it was maybe a reference to the the airplane joke that I made and then I've determined that it's like black slang and it means to like confront him so dick has like continuously said that he invited like Riley to show up at his businesses to fuck with him because he said to pull up and that's his legal defense like officially but 2:50:51 Unknown_20: Well, that's all well and good, Chad. Unknown_20: I am retarded and there are certain phrases, certain terms that I have that when I hear it, Unknown_20: I associate it with something and that association never ever goes away no matter what happens. One of those things just so happens to be the term pull up because there is a video of a capybara with an orange on his head set to this jungle rap song called pull up. So the context for this is that every time I hear Eric July talk or Dick Masters and talking about pulling up, I think of, okay, I pull up. 2:51:48 Unknown_05: OK, I pull up. 2:52:50 Unknown_16: Burning up Unknown_20: it's such a repetitive song i feel like i should like like it begs for like something else to be said over it it's just the same lyric over and over again like you have to be like on coke in the club going like oh okay i'll pull up sometime at the after party you gotta be like high on mdma or something in order to enjoy the song fully unless you're like vibing and listening and watching a capybara while you do it 2:53:37 Unknown_20: Wait, so if she loves Hennessy, why is she sipping on Bacardi? Unknown_20: Seems like she says, oh, I love Hennessy. That's my favorite. And he's like, nah, bitch, I ain't getting no fucking Hennessy. I'm getting you Bacardi. You're gonna be happy. You're not getting no Hennessy. 2:54:12 Unknown_20: I will let you drive in my car, though, but it will be going to my fuckshed. Femoid. I have successfully liquored your ass up. Unknown_20: You're gonna drive through the Burger King? Did you pull up? Unknown_20: she has very taste okay it's not just this she just doesn't have good taste in music all right see you guys on tuesday bye