Mad at the Internet (April 30th, 2024) 2024-04-30

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Unknown_24: It's really choking today. I don't know. It's not looking good, chat. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. Not looking good. Not looking good at all.

Unknown_24: But I will trundle forward. Is that a word? Is trundling a word? Because if it is a word, I am doing it.

Unknown_24: I ran to the other room and ripped out my Wi-Fi card for the, not my card, but an adapter for my computer.

Unknown_24: I think it may have been using some bandwidth, but hopefully everything works now.

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Unknown_24: Alright, so we have a weird mix of stuff. I have a little bit of news, I have a little bit of drama, I have a couple random updates, and then a little smattering of sector stuff. It's a nice blend, there's not too much Chinese stuff either. But there is anime to talk about. I have to be careful.

Unknown_24: Apparently stumbled into a drama, you know, everybody's pissed off at me again because I don't immediately take their side Which is my least favorite kind of opinion to have The one where if you don't have it people are just angry at you for literally for no fucking reason So Let's see, I have any updates for the forum.

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Unknown_25: I don't think so No, I do not

Unknown_25: Not at all.

Unknown_24: I'm restoring those attachments I accidentally deleted. That's taking forever.

Unknown_24: I chose the least efficient way to do it but like the I guess like the safest so it's just gonna take forever. I tried to

Unknown_24: I think I fixed an issue with the forum speed for certain situations too. Oh, I have been working on the rewrite a little bit. I wish I could show you because it's not on this computer, but I have media uploads working.

0:06:18
Unknown_24: really well actually where you can upload like a video and then it like thumbnails it to different sizes in WebP and then there's like complex relational stuff happening so I can I can do a lot more with media that I went to I figured out a way to do that and now I'm just kind of working with like cleaning up the code and stuff I'm really happy with how it's progressing so that's your update with that I fixed that thing that I was complaining about last time

Unknown_24: Besides that, I don't think there's anything else that's been happening. Pretty slow weekend, I guess, because this is the Tuesday stream. Did I wear programming socks? No, I did not.

Unknown_24: It was really frustrating. I had tried to communicate with a bunch of different people about how to fix my issue.

0:07:11
Unknown_24: I couldn't find anyone who knew about this weird niche thing. And then I asked Krunklord, who doesn't even program in Rust that much, and he immediately figured out what I was doing wrong to get my current code to work.

Unknown_24: But I don't know how well it's actually streaming, because it's consistently under the 2,500 kilobits per second that I'm aiming for. So I don't know. It's just...

Unknown_24: just wish I had a stable setup for once in like two years how long has it been since I've had like a normal stream where there's not like tech issues it's been like three years I'm so fucking sick of it man I can't wait I um I want to I want to stop moving because my setup's always getting like reset my mic is always getting fucked up I get it working right and then I

0:08:02
Unknown_24: I changed places again and like I have to completely reconfigure my audio and I forget how I had it set up so that it sounded good and it just sounds like shit and I'm constantly peaking. It's just like such a fucking mess man.

Unknown_24: Anyways, whatever. SpyPet, the Discord database that I've talked about before, had a issue where

Unknown_24: their .pet domain has been seized.

Unknown_24: I figured for sure that .pet would be seized by its actual top-level domain registrar, the people that own .pet. It was not. It was actually seized by an intermediary registrar called 1API, which is German, and it's owned by, it's the same company that seized kiwifarms.us. And I am gonna have to fight them eventually, because I,

0:08:47
Unknown_24: like you're you're fucking German and you're gonna seize an American TLD which is dispensed to go daddy under like direct authorization from the federal government you're gonna you're gonna fuck around with that I don't really think you are gonna fuck around with that I think if I press the issue you're gonna very quickly not fuck around with that

Unknown_24: That's what's up with them.

Unknown_24: More like critical core infrastructure making censorship decisions. By the way, in case you're wondering, in case you're confused by what censorship is, when a foreign multinational organization like oneAPI decides unilaterally without recourse that you're just not going to be allowed to use this thing to spread information that you have,

0:09:21
Unknown_24: That is censorship.

Unknown_24: That is a party who is using their authority in a way to stop the flow of ideas and data on the internet in general. That is what censorship looks like, in case you forgot.

Unknown_24: This was a little spat that I somehow got blamed for, but this was Stardew Valley started a one-line petition, which as we will soon figure out is the most efficient form of enacting real tangible change in the world around you. And what the petition was for was for pronouns. So you can set your custom Neo-Xeno pronouns on your Stardew Valley. You can play a male character with Xizer pronouns in this, what, like eight-year-old fucking game at this point?

0:10:17
Unknown_24: And unfortunately, the people who signed this petition used their real names, to which terrible transphobes began de-axing and terrorizing these petition signers.

Unknown_24: Among which we were blamed for no reason by this guy He writes assuming that this assuming very boldly that the internet will load this picture

0:11:01
Unknown_24: I thought I had this pre-queued up, but I'm a liar. He says, I have many followers who play and enjoy Stardew Valley. Stardew Valley, if you weren't aware, a streamer friend of mine is currently being harassed to hell and back because of their desire to have customizable pronouns in Stardew Valley. Oh, and has been posted to the Kiwi Farms, a absolutely vile website. So this person blames a massive deoxing campaign by, I assume, other players of Stardew Valley who don't want this shit to be in the game, and just says, yeah, this is my fault. And what I did is I took the word Stardew Valley, and I searched it on the Kiwi Farms, and absolutely no results relating to this turned up. So this person just decided that this was reality, posted it to Twitter, blamed us, and then this was like cited in like the pinknews.com or something, like a gay LGBTQIP plus publication, just like took this Twitter chain at face value and said, yeah, it was the KiwiForums because they said so. Didn't bother to like, you know, the search feature doesn't require you to log in. You can just type in Stardew Valley and see what the results are. That's too much to ask for from brave journalists, brave members of the fourth pillar. Can't even fucking be asked.

0:12:30
Unknown_24: If you're complaining about buffering, I don't know what to tell you. I have 2,000 kilobits to work with. It's not enough for the stream. I can maybe try to reduce it to 2,000, but in my prior experiments, that was not satisfactory. The stream needs at least 3,000 to work.

Unknown_24: And it just doesn't.

Unknown_24: Then we can reduce the frames. I don't think I can reduce the frames without disabling the stream.

0:13:04
Unknown_04: Whatever.

Unknown_24: Now this is the other petition. I suppose it's kind of early in the stream to talk about this, I guess, since a lot of people are going to be curious.

Unknown_24: There is this video game called Stellar Blade, and this is my understanding of this. Stellar Blade is a Korean action RPG, or as Mark Kern puts it, this is Grums, a phenomenal new game. So what they wanted to do was to really stick it to those woke SJWs in the West. So they took a real woman, who is a plastic surgery creation and Korean model, and they digitized this woman into the game. And they did this so that nobody could complain that the portions of this person are unrealistic, even though she is surgically altered to look as she does.

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Unknown_24: So then they decided to put her in like the skimpiest outfits possible, and then she just does cartwheel shooting or something I don't know. I really don't know how the fucking game works. I just know that there's an out skimpy outfits with cleavage

Unknown_24: And the developers of the game stated confidently that when this game is ported into the US and into the Western markets, it will not be changed. It will not be censored. There will be the same curves, character, costume, and so on, and gore as in Korea.

0:14:19
Unknown_24: It was released.

Unknown_24: I believe it's not out on PC yet. It was released to PlayStation.

Unknown_24: In the first day after the game came out, they did a day one patch, and the day one patch removed a lot of the gore and changed some of the costumes.

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Unknown_24: So Mark Kern, or Grums, decided to post a petition saying hashtag free Stellar Blade.

Unknown_24: Now, as all gaming controversy goes, this has enraged the sit-on-your-ass, watch anime, goon 24-7, and play video game demographic.

Unknown_24: Such as these people. These people left their top supporting voices, so if you want a physiogamy check on what a person looks like who signs this fucking petition to get Korean tits back into the model of the costumes for this character, let's take a look.

0:15:29
Unknown_06: Cause it doesn't appeal, cause it appeals to the male gaze. They really need to stop using that.

Unknown_06: Sony, you need to make Shift Up cook. And you need to give Shift Up the premise to be able to make everything uncensored again. I really do hope this petition goes through. I hope it succeeds so we can win this game. Let's keep fighting the good fight and push until we won. Our voices will be heard. I personally enjoy like the 15 seconds of just fucking around with the mic at the end of the video.

Unknown_07: That's pretty good. Hi, I'm Jeffrey and I think this petition

0:16:26
Unknown_03: needs to come through to have all of the creators who worked on this to have their vision fully restored.

Unknown_03: And that's why this is it. And this is why it's important to everyone.

Unknown_25: That's that's pretty inspiring.

Unknown_24: I'm inspired. I agree with him now.

Unknown_11: What's happening right now is censorship on a stupid, stupid, stupid level. You know, in Baldur's Gate 3, you can have bear sex and freakin' naked people, but God forbid Eve from Stellar Blade has a little bit of skin showing in her suit. Why can't we appreciate the art that ShiftUp worked so hard to implement into their game?

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Unknown_24: This guy was very confident in his message, so much so he did it a second time.

Unknown_11: And look, with Stellar Blade, it's not just the skin being covered. It's not just that. It's the kills. It's the gore. There's probably more censorship that we don't even know about yet, which is unfortunate. I mean, I don't understand. It's an M-rated game. We're all adults here. Why can't we just be adults and enjoy something that the ESRB has already deemed Okay for us to consume I Mean that guy's the most eloquent of these so far.

0:17:55
Unknown_24: I want to see what this guy has to say though These are pretty good.

Unknown_01: Hi. My name is Jonathan. I would wish that was not the voice I was expecting to come out of this guy the video games to go back to the used to back there when I was a kid No censorship. I hate censorship in general. They're trying to ruin everything. Thank you support this

Unknown_24: Nice, concise, that's the perfect video right there. 10 seconds, fuck censorship, support this, goodbye, my name Jonathan. Excellent.

Unknown_24: So whenever I, I made a Z, which I will not read in full, but I will reiterate the point of at some point. Whenever I get like an angry anime avatar talking to me, this is the face that I imagine. It's like these people, like, what do you mean this is censorship? Fuck you, die.

0:18:34
Unknown_17: Abby from The Last of Us, Cyberpunk, Baldur's Gate. Full frontal nudity. Full jiggle physics. Full hardcore sex scenes. Not an ounce of it censored. Stellar Blade? 17 costumes. 17 were censored and added mesh to different areas so that they didn't show too much ass. Blood was also heavily censored. We got baited and switched out. We got lied to. It's false advertisement. Remember, 17 costumes. Fight for it and let's win this.

0:19:08
Unknown_04: I am curious.

Unknown_04: Um...

Unknown_25: I see. Okay. That's what I was thinking.

Unknown_24: I will actually respond to that thought in a second.

Unknown_22: Censorship sucks in all of its forms. So developers don't let Sony push you around. Demand that the game you developed and would like released gets released with none of the changes that Sony wants in there for whatever arbitrary reasons they would like them.

0:19:47
Unknown_22: So again, Abby getting railed in Last of Us 2. Good.

Unknown_24: Not the word I would use for it.

Unknown_22: Asian character in a game with too much cleavage? Ooh, can't have that.

Unknown_22: What's good, y'all? This is your boy.

Unknown_24: Bro, why are you wearing a mask? You're inside your own house. Bro, take that mask off. Bro, what are you doing? Are you trying to represent the Bloods?

Unknown_23: Boy, we're too humble here.

Unknown_23: Man, how about y'all take the censorship off? Man, it is freaking ridiculous, man. Let the people play the game that they spent $70 to $100 on. I just don't get the fact that you sit here and you've done something because it's getting so much attraction. Like, let the gamers be gamers. Man, like, get that out of here.

0:20:22
Unknown_04: We'll tumble out.

Unknown_04: Oh, fucking me to myself.

Unknown_24: I appreciate the brother. That was the best.

0:20:56
Unknown_21: Hello, my name is Michael and I bought a PS5 because I wanted to play Stellar Blade. I was promised that this game would be no censorship, unedited, unraw, just just a great, amazing, Even the game of the year contender. I think that it's not fair. It was, it was a game of the year contender.

Unknown_24: Oh my God. I can't wait to show you the costume changes. Like if you have no idea what the fuck is going on, you would think that they removed like a core element from the game that like just completely fucking ruins it.

0:21:30
Unknown_21: Okay. That Sony has decided to censor the game, especially right at the release date. I think that's false advertising. I think that's not fair to the developer shift up.

Unknown_24: Okay.

Unknown_24: So, this position and these strong voices calling in unity for an anti-censorship practice resulted in Tone Man calling for a $20,000 bounty.

Unknown_24: Wait, no, we're talking about anime shit. What's the, um...

Unknown_24: I remember there was a, was it double dollar in Trigun? That was the bounty? It's a $10,000 double dollar bounty on Grums' head. The first person to make this menace to all classy, modest gamers disappear would be able to receive that cash reward.

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Unknown_24: Then another streamer even followed this up and said that they would add their own $5,000 bounty on top of the $10,000 if Grums were to vanish.

Unknown_24: So obviously the stakes are very high. Let's see what the damage was.

0:22:35
Unknown_24: Warning, avert your gaze if you are a modest gamer.

Unknown_24: So before It's just sort of like I don't know how to describe it because these clothings are like So so impossible that they're like their own fictitious thing. I

Unknown_24: So it's like, it's like a leotard, but it's also very loose fitting. It wouldn't make sense. Cause he would just, the boobs would just fall out. Um, but then they had like a little window and they also decided to make this like right up, like to the point where it's kind of like, like a reverse wedgie. Uh, the most uncomfortable looking thing that has ever fucking existed. Where did that even come from?

0:23:17
Unknown_24: the most uncomfortable looking thing that could ever possibly be worn.

Unknown_24: Let's see, check this one. There are 17 costumes modified in total. Oh, they also, they took out this graffiti that says hard next to the R shop. So it looks like hard R. Koreans have said that this is just an accident because there is no concept of the N word in Korea. It's not offensive there and nobody would think to sneak that into the game. But gamers immediately noticed the hard R graffiti, so they took that out for the American release. That's too offensive.

0:23:53
Unknown_24: Let's see.

Unknown_24: This one is just like BDSM ties.

Unknown_24: And then they add a little bit of boob window.

Unknown_24: And that's it.

Unknown_24: Similarly, this is the same thing as before they had like a boob window cloth and then they make it not ride like a reverse wedgie I mean I can understand the costume change because it's like that just looks uncomfortable That's not like titillating. That's just like wow Your your vagina is gonna fucking have red burns If you try to walk around in public with that shit on you, you're gonna be in physical pain as a result of the way that your underwear rides on you.

0:24:35
Unknown_24: I am once again running out of disk space. I've been notified by my computer. Okay, can I, real quick actually, I don't know how much space I have on this. I have eight gigabytes. Can I move my last stream onto this and call it a day?

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Unknown_24: I can. Okay, I'll do that.

Unknown_24: Then I can delete them and have two more gigabytes.

Unknown_24: Damn, I'm clever. Okay, then.

Unknown_24: That's it. They said they removed some gore. The main controversy, I think, was that the developers explicitly said on Twitter, the Korean guys that actually developed the game, that there would be no localization to make the costumes more modest. And they clearly did something with the costumes, which I don't, I really, like, especially with this one, like, what the fuck is the point of the boob window thing? Like, that just doesn't even make any sense. There is zero modesty preserved.

0:25:44
Unknown_24: And I think that my guess is, if I had to guess why Sony touched this, and they did not touch Baldur's Gate or... What was the other one they were citing? Oh, The Last of Us?

Unknown_24: is I'm pretty sure both of those games are made by Western developers. Larian Studios, which made Baldur's Gate, is apparently Belgian.

Unknown_24: And Naughty Dog, you know that off the top of my head, is American. So you have an American studio and you have a Belgian studio putting out games that have mature content. And then you have a Korean game. So my only thought is that

0:26:17
Unknown_24: that Sony trusts these other developers to know what would float for a Western audience, and Sony doesn't trust the Koreans to know what would float for a Western audience. And since they're Japanese, they probably just have this thing where it's like, Americans like ugly characters and they don't like boobs.

Unknown_24: Because according to the Capcom memos, that's just what they think about Americans. Like, we probably should patch that. So now they're trying to get them to reverse on it. And I made a post because I said I didn't care about this and that instigated a bunch of anime avatars into complaining for three reasons, which I will sum up.

0:26:56
Unknown_24: And when I say complaining, I mean violently threatening me. Let's actually read those first and then I'll explain. I mentioned citing as a point of when localization makes a change that probably isn't that controversial. There was an old Korean MMO called Terra and there was a race called the Ellen. The Ellen are literally just little girls. They are 8 year old girls and in the original MMORPG from Korea, you can buy like string bikinis and thongs to put these 8 year old girls in. And in the US, they made them less sexual because they're like obviously supposed to be children. And this is the kind of response I got for that. Handsome Mark says, localization apologist, up against the wall, you should go. And then he says, fingernails removed first for daring to use Allen censorship as a good case of localization.

0:27:34
Unknown_24: Meazow says, words, words, words, just say you're pro-censorship when it agrees with you. I don't need a text dump from a leftist to understand your stupid ideas. Daka Daka said, I'm pro-censorship of creepy Japanese pedo shit and video games. Misao replies to him directly and says, then don't play Japanese games, nor me. Loli has been a staple of Japanese games and media in general. You're the same kind of person that goes to an Indian restaurant and complains it's too spicy. The moment you allow someone to tell you what you can and can't do, you get 2024.

0:28:10
Unknown_24: So I actually fully agree with Mizal that Japanese culture is inherently pedophilic and everything they put out is insanely fucking creepy And if you're not into pedophile shit, you should just not watch any anime or play any JRPGs or anything like that I disagree with his assertion that you should just be a pedophile and watch the shit anyways So I think we're on we agreed for but for different reasons

0:28:58
Unknown_24: Matt Faggott, who has a Konata avatar, which if you don't know is the Lucky Star character that's supposed to be canonically 17, but she looks like a 12 year old, says, quote, paraphrasing me, Sony made the change voluntarily, not through, actually no, this was a direct quote, Sony made the change voluntarily, not through force of government. Yeah, and Hurricane dropped you voluntarily too, not through the force of government. The difference is that you can still get this game, you can still mod it, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it. I'm pro modding anti-repair stuff, and there's not really any way to get around Hurricane like if hurricane blocked people from downloading this game because they didn't like the boob windows Chances are you would probably find that a little bit more egregious Than if Sony just made this change that you disagree with on their own and to be clear This was a voluntary change by Sony This was not like you have to make this change or you can't sell this game in the United States It was something that they opted to do of their own free will Which was one of my points is that?

0:30:06
Unknown_24: This was localization. This was not censorship in the category that I particularly care about. This other person also replied and says, this guy, cute and funny, says, you are being disingenuous. You can find it extremely difficult to care, but it is censorship nonetheless. Telling people that you shouldn't complain, just waste money on lawsuits, sounds like an excuse for people to shut up. Sorry if I'm wrong. I know nothing about you.

Unknown_24: And then he replies saying, quote, Game footage is not final. Graphics and features subject to change. And there goes your lawsuit out the window. And he, of course, is just a pedophile.

0:30:39
Unknown_24: But oddly, the pedophile brings up the most interesting point. Can you sue this game? And that's what I said. I said,

Unknown_24: Everybody signing this petition is very likely someone who remembers Gamergate, who is old enough to remember Gamergate from 10 fucking years ago. And if you're old enough to remember Gamergate, you are old enough to remember that everything that Gamergate tried to do failed miserably.

Unknown_24: Except maybe shutting down Kotaku, but that's hardly a fucking accomplishment.

0:31:12
Unknown_24: So my point was, since I don't care about the costume change, because it's just Sony doing what they think will sell the most games, sell the most units, and I don't understand the change, but it's theirs to make, arguably. So my point to them was,

Unknown_24: that if you want to actually get Sony to care about your fucking feelings, you have to sue them. You have to sue them for false advertising. So the pedophile quotes the demo page on Steam saying that the demo is not a representation of the final game and graphics and features may change. So there goes your lawsuit. That's not how it works.

Unknown_24: If I say or put like a disclaimer on my screen that,

Unknown_24: watching my stream means that you agree with everything I say and you can't sue me for anything I say, that wouldn't fly. That's obviously preposterous. And similarly, while certain things are reasonable to exclude, number one, you can sue for anything you want. The disclaimer doesn't mean you can't sue. It just means that it might be dismissed. They might win, which if you're just trying to damage the company, doesn't matter. You don't have to win a lawsuit to win a lawsuit. If you find a mid-level attorney willing to work for cheap and you guys pitch in, you know, you had 50,000 people sign. If 50,000 people donate $10, you know, that's half a million dollars and that's a fucking lawsuit. If a quarter of that donate $100 or whatever, that's your lawsuit. And you consider what kind of attorney Sony's going to hire. Sony's going to hire a proper firm that charges $2,000 an hour and that, you know, $150,000 that you raise is going to be several million dollars that cost Sony. More money than they would lose if they just modified the game to your liking.

0:32:40
Unknown_24: Further, this might be a change that is implemented for only PlayStation because, you know, PlayStation has like

0:33:22
Unknown_24: a different audience. So they might say, well, we want to push this on PlayStation and not the PC audience. But that's not explained. Anyways, the second point, the disclaimer itself that

Unknown_24: the demo doesn't reflect the final product doesn't matter, especially when the developers are putting out statements that contradict that the developers are putting out statements that say the demo is going to reflect the final product. So if the demo doesn't reflect the final product, and you have two conflicting statements, one of them is a footer on a the demo page, and one of them is the developers themselves saying that no, this specific thing will not change. That sounds like a great argument that you were falsely advertised to. So that would be something that a judge would have to look at and decide, perhaps even a jury because it's a question of fact and not of law.

0:33:57
Unknown_24: But that would only be decided in the court. If you're just whining on social media, you're not going to accomplish anything. And people coping and seeing that getting 50,000 people to sign a petition is going to persuade them to change, you're fucking nuts. They don't care. Sony does not care about your feelings. Sony is a massive international media conglomerate with billions and billions of dollars. The only thing that Sony cares about is delivering profitable quarterly reports to their stockholders. They do not give a fuck about you. And the only way to make them give a fuck about you is to sue them. And when you have tens of thousands of people who are willing to be this emotionally charged into a controversy, they should have $10 each to put together for a crowdfund. All you have to do is get someone like Rums to find an attorney willing to do this lawsuit who can give you a roundabout estimate of how much money he would want to begin the lawsuit. You can then crowdfund that very easily. And by the way, the part of doing a class-action lawsuit is actually extremely profitable because And when a class action lawsuit pays out, the first people to get paid are the attorneys. So if Sony has to pay out however many millions of dollars for pre-orders that the judge found is owed for their false advertising, the first person to get a cut of that money is going to be the attorney who represents the class. That's how it works. That's why they do it. That's why they're so profitable. They don't do it so that you get that email saying, hey, you're owed $20 by Sony for their false advertising settlement. It's so that they get paid millions of dollars for winning.

0:35:47
Unknown_24: So the people like saying, oh, just file a lawsuit. That doesn't work. And it can't work because Sony just so immaculately indemnified themselves from any liabilities with their cheeky little footer. You're fucking retarded.

Unknown_24: And you're retarded at best. And you're just lazy and apathetic and too stupid to stand up and actually make things happen in the real world when you're this fucking guy.

Unknown_24: You look like this, you sound like this, you talk like this, and then you just go online and you're like, blah, blah, blah, Korean titties, Korean going, I want a goon, me goon, lollicon goon, me gooner.

0:36:28
Unknown_03: Like, shut up.

Unknown_24: Nobody cares about these guys. Nobody in the world gives a fuck about any of them. So if you're one of these guys, you don't factor into people's decision makings in the real world.

Unknown_24: So sue or shut up. I'm tired of people like thinking that their online petitions are gonna mean anything.

Unknown_04: They don't mean anything.

Unknown_04: True and stuff.

Unknown_24: I forgot the hamster by the way, but that's okay. Maybe I'll just put him on a little cheeky ham. A little cheeky ham ham right now. Bam! Cheeky ham.

0:36:59
Unknown_04: So...

Unknown_24: This is in West Virginia. So if you don't know, I mentioned that Title VI was changed recently, which broadens the diversity of protected classes that are protected under school regulations.

0:37:33
Unknown_24: And that includes gender identity now. So now you cannot create laws at a state level which

Unknown_24: prohibit students with severe mental illness from using the toilets of the opposite sex or participating in their sports and a bunch of girls in

Unknown_24: West Virginia decided that they were simply going to protest, silently protest this by not participating in the sport because they did not want to play with mentally ill men pretending to be women. So during shot put, women's shot put, and if there's a fucking sport, if you don't know, shot put is literally like pretend that you're holding a ball, raise the ball to your shoulder and then throw it. That's shot put. And then they measure how far the ball goes. So if you want to talk about a game that has a severe bias towards men, I am compelled to say that there's probably nothing worse than shot put. I think that's about as unfair as it possibly gets.

0:38:10
Unknown_24: They didn't want to participate with this guy. And when they were up to throw, I think they either just dropped it on the ground so that they would have a zero foot throw, or they refused to throw it and then just handed it to the refugee, the referee, and then walked away. And for their act of protest, they were all suspended. I incorrectly stated that they were expelled. They were not expelled. They were suspended.

0:39:00
Unknown_24: From participating in sports. So now as far as I'm aware in this West Virginians school The only female athlete they have in the shot put team is the tranny There you go, and what's it's interesting because there is actually historical precedence for states and

Unknown_24: the federal government not agreeing on how students should be divided up in schools. And the last time that this became an issue, the federal government sent the National Guard in the 101st Airborne Division into Little Rock to force white students literally at bayonet point into schools

0:39:36
Unknown_24: So that they would sit next to black kids when schools were desegregated So really the look you can see that that guy right here Someone pointed this out to me. I didn't even know this But he he has an arm arm patch that you can see on his uniform and

Unknown_24: Oh, fuck you. It's an eagle. It's the 101st Airborne Division. I thought it was the National Guard. It is not the National Guard. This is the 101st Airborne Division, also known as the Screaming Eagles. If you've played TF2, I want you to imagine this right now. You got the soldier, he's rocket jumping out, yelling at the top of his lungs, screaming eagles, and then coming down with a shovel and just hitting a little girl at the back of the head, just whacking, and then she like falls flat, starts seizing on the concrete. That's basically what's happening right here.

0:40:24
Unknown_24: That's literally his division.

Unknown_24: So when I see this, I just think of soldier rocket jumping and shooting rockets at little white boys and girls refusing to go to class.

0:41:00
Unknown_24: What's funny also, by the way, is that the president who enacted the state of emergency and required the 101st Airborne Division to do Screaming Eagle rocket jumps into the schools of little white boys and girls in Arkansas was Dwight D. Eisenhower. So, I've mentioned several times now the quote where, whatever America hopes to come to pass in the rest of the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.

Unknown_24: You can now adjust that to say, whatever America hopes to come to pass in the rest of the world must first come to pass as a bayonet shoved into the small of the back of a 15-year-old white girl in Arkansas, because he also commissioned that, because our federal government is traitors. And they are so willing to kill you. They are so willing and eager to murder you in cold fucking blood. It's not even funny.

0:41:49
Unknown_24: Painist Cupcake. That's right.

Unknown_24: Dwight D. Heisenhower is Painist Cupcake. And he's going to Painist Cupcake students of Arkansas.

Unknown_24: By the way, I think this is a nice segue from me ranting about the use of force monopolized by the government to an Onion article. Onion, now under Ben Collins, is starting to put out their articles. And when I say articles, I mean single images or slideshows or just headlines and nothing else. So his idea of

0:42:26
Unknown_24: Saving the onion is to just Publish like the laziest slop imaginable so that it gets clicks on social media And it says Americans explain why we shouldn't call the National Guard on college protesters in response to growing anti-war protests at American universities including Columbia Yale and MIT some outspoken critics have demanded the US military take action the onion asked Americans why they believe the National Guard should be called on students and this is what they said

0:42:59
Unknown_24: My son does his best studying at gunpoint.

Unknown_24: Freedom of speech is one thing, but if they're blocking ultimate frisbee teams from using the quad, that's an issue.

Unknown_24: It's important to intervene before a protest becomes a drum circle. No, zero hint of irony that we literally do this. This is not just a joke.

Unknown_24: There is historical precedent that we will literally send in the fucking military, the actual military, not the National Guard, the 101st Airborne Division that did parachuting over fucking

0:43:34
Unknown_24: Like, God, where did they land? Like in Hamburg during the war? The veterans that were responsible for the siege of Hamburg in the Second World War, also the ones parachuting in over Little Rock, Arkansas to make sure they can beat up children.

Unknown_24: I also clicked a couple other articles. This one made the rounds. Rick Scott celebrates abortion ban by cutting umbilical cord of woman forced to carry baby to term. That is cutting commentary. That leaves a lot up to the imagination. This is exactly like the old onion, just like Republican bashing. And this is my favorite, by the way. Bluey praise for tackling difficult subject of walking in on parents during the scheduled weekly sex New York earning widespread praise from adult viewers a new episode of the animated children's TV series Bluey Tackled the difficult subject of walking in on your parents during the scheduled weekly sex sources confirmed When bandit explained to the mom doing something the therapist made them promise they do every Saturday night at precisely 730 I teared up

0:44:43
Unknown_24: So this is like, hey, Goyim, don't have any babies. Don't get married and have kids because you will never have sex again.

Unknown_24: Excellent. Excellent. I think I think the Gravelers did write this post. This is a very Graveler inspired post. That's accurate. Observations, chat.

Unknown_24: And finally, I forgot to mention this last stream, but I'll bring it up now because it's funny.

Unknown_24: This is one of the developers for SS14, and this is my personal plea to my audience. I know one of you out there has spare estrogen and spare testosterone. Please, get this guy what he needs.

0:45:19
Unknown_24: Um, this is PJB at EasyDev saying, my experience with medical professionals so far ranges from well-intentioned but clueless and ultimately useless to actively harmful, so the only positive accession is my general practitioner not asking questions when I wanted a blood test.

Unknown_24: Um, coming up on two months of stress due to my lack of HRT, I'm now getting told I might need to seek professional help for my depression syndromes. You know, I guess to get antidepressants or something, not to actually fix the fucking problem.

Unknown_24: I swear, if it's easier to get antidepressants prescribed than fucking estrogen, I'm going to be livid.

0:46:00
Unknown_24: This is him in the discord saying, buy me HRT so I can be fucking, I stop being depressed already and I can actually get shit done. My god, are they doing a scientific study with a control group and everything to tell if the HRT actually does trans or what? But I still don't have my goddamn HRT.

Unknown_24: Uh, green text, work. Eight hours of working with garbage technologies. Not interesting. Can't focus for shit. Permanently stressed out due to not getting anything done due to ADHD. Permanently stressed out due to fucking HRT not coming in the effort of DIY HRT come home. No energy to do fucking anything. Oh my god, my HRT has been let through customs. Get this generator some HRT. That's a joke, by the way, because it says the function name is cannot transition.

0:46:41
Unknown_24: And then I've actually been suffering from pretty bad anxiety for the past month due to the possibility, the possible thought of my HRT getting denied by customs.

Unknown_24: Does ICE also do customs?

Unknown_04: U.S. Customs.

Unknown_25: What's the name of this?

Unknown_25: It is ICE that does like package inspections, isn't it?

Unknown_25: This one's cooked.

0:47:15
Unknown_24: Oh God, I can't fucking search anything.

Unknown_24: Ooh, wait.

Unknown_24: U.S. Customs. I think it's ICE. Dude, that's why they hate ICE. It is. Oh, it's Customs and Border Protection. That's different.

Unknown_24: Okay, it's Customs and Border Protection. Can I get, can I get, I need like the agent badge, hold up. I need like a badge.

Unknown_24: The only thing standing in the way of us getting Space Station 14 are the feds, is the man. This right here, U.S. Customs, the Department of Treasury, listen, you have to let through, what's this, I said BLP, PJB, you have to let through PJB's estrogen. It's the only way he's so heckin' depressed and anxious with much anxieties, and the only way he can focus again as if he gets the estrogen he so desperately wants and deserves as a hardworking member of society. Why does my kick thing not show how many viewers I have? It's making me insecure, chat.

0:48:21
Unknown_24: Let me fix that. You can stare at a nice picture of the Department of Customs.

Unknown_24: Base Customs. Don't say that. That's fascism.

Unknown_24: Listen, listen, chat, I know it may seem like an extreme, but we have to allow completely unmitigated flow of unregulated prescription medication into the United States so that heckin' trans people can feel heckin' valid, all right? And if you disagree, well, fuck you, you fuckin' Nazi.

0:48:54
Unknown_25: Kick lies anyways.

Unknown_04: I don't know, 600 sounds about right.

Unknown_24: I mean obviously I probably I mean I probably get like a million views, you know, you think about it considering how influential I am All right, no more news

Unknown_24: The Thorpe family, Ben Thorpe, if you don't know, is in a relationship with his daughter. And on stream, I played a clip of him kicking her in the shoulder very hard as he stormed off. So he has been released and he has a domestic violence protective order against him prohibiting him from getting into contact with

0:49:31
Unknown_24: His his daughter slash girlfriend. Actually he played Nolo contendere. So he played no contest like Ralph did.

Unknown_24: So you can just imagine Ben Thorpe getting into the car saying it was God's plan. God's plan. God's plan.

0:50:08
Unknown_24: I don't know. Bibles probably says something about incest or something.

Unknown_24: But he's out. So, it remains to be seen how long that will last, because there is a distinct possibility that she will get into contact, because she doesn't know anything else. Like, if you grow from daughter into girlfriend, like, you have no other experience like other people. Like, that guy's just your entire life, so she might violate that herself.

Unknown_24: King Cobra reached 100,000 viewer or subscribers on YouTube The haters are trying to mass unsubscribe to troll him But the number just keeps going up. It did dip under a hundred thousand because of the mass unsubscribes Apparently some people had like bought subscribers for him and are like removing them But he will rise again. The Cobra is on the up and up and to celebrate

0:50:52
Unknown_24: I feel like it would be appropriate to watch a video that I've never watched before. This is apparently a legendary video.

Unknown_24: This is the Fiery Fish Pizza.

Unknown_24: Now, it remains to be seen if I can actually stream this without my computer just imploding. So we will see.

Unknown_24: Well, now I got it. Oh, this is a very old video. This is like pre-alcoholic Cobra.

0:51:33
Unknown_09: The fiery fish pizza. And the amount of grease inside that bowl is like a little bit, just a little bit, but not too much. Oh, it smells, smells pretty good actually. Let's see how spicy it is though.

Unknown_24: Dude. Sorry, is that the smoke detector? I swear I can hear a chirp.

Unknown_09: Dude. Dude.

Unknown_09: Oh.

Unknown_09: That's good pizza. Ooh, that's got some heat to it.

Unknown_09: Yeah, I'm liking this pizza. I can taste the fish, crunch from the Doritos. Oh yeah, this is beautiful.

0:52:07
Unknown_09: Now that right there is a slice of pizza, ladies and gentlemen. Look at that, YouTube. Look at all that delicious cheese pull. Aw, snap.

Unknown_24: Where is the, I thought he would be cooking the video, or the pizza.

Unknown_24: Is he not going to be cooking for us?

Unknown_09: Oh yeah. There's a reason why it's called the fiery fish pizza, man. That's got some hate.

0:52:39
Unknown_09: It's so good. Like every flavor, every flavor on this pizza is just like, yes.

Unknown_24: Where did he get this from?

Unknown_24: Pre-made pizza dough, four different primo seasonings, swampadelic, Eight Taco Bell hot sauce packets, cheese, pepperoni, hot sauce, soaked sardines, Doritos, Giardiniera, and curly fries.

0:53:12
Unknown_24: I wish I could see them, see them cook it.

Unknown_24: Apparently the chirp was but a figment of my imagination. I accept this as a possibility.

0:53:46
Unknown_24: I'm sorry, but is he is he complaining because of the Taco Bell hot the Taco Bell hot sauce is not that hot I Can drink those?

Unknown_24: Like too spicy. It says hot sauce soaked sardines, but I think that Tinned sardines often are served like they're they're they're tinned in the hot sauce. So I don't imagine that those are extremely hot either I

Unknown_24: So I'm a little bit weirded out by how he's reacting like it's so hot when I don't think it is that hot.

0:54:27
Unknown_24: Dude, I'm sorry. That was a chirp. Listen.

Unknown_24: Oh, it's his. It's his medallion. He slapped his medallion doing that. And it sounds like a chirp. OK, that was my just my imagination.

Unknown_09: Ugh, yeah.

Unknown_24: Someone left a comment about every time he bites into it, it's like radiation gets released and it distorts the video because the radiation particles distort the image being recorded. It does seem like that. It seems like every time he bites it, there's like a static effect.

0:55:02
Unknown_09: Don't be a baby, YouTube. This pizza's not for wimps.

Unknown_09: Holy shit, this is spicy.

Unknown_24: Okay, I give up. This is very gross. I just wish I could see him cook this, because it sounds vile.

Unknown_24: If you're a spice head, you'll love this pizza. I can taste the fish and the Doritos.

0:55:35
Unknown_24: How is this guy still single? He's not. Spoiler alert, his fish pizza escapades landed him one of the finest bog witches in the world.

Unknown_04: I wish him well. I hope everything works out.

Unknown_24: I don't think I have the video to play. The video is not really that important for this. This is a brief DSP update. I actually have two DSP updates. So there will be a secret DSP update that you have to keep your eyes peeled for.

0:56:10
Unknown_24: So apparently DarkseidPhil has had this guy called OneMinuteMan.

Unknown_24: who has consistently given DSP, no matter what stream he's doing, what game it is, how down bad he is, how shitty his gameplay is, has consistently given DarkSidePhil $50 a day, every day, for years and years, and nobody knew who he was, nobody knew what his motivations were, but he was there day after day, every stream,

0:56:45
Unknown_24: drop in our boy DSP a $50 tip for reasons unknown.

Unknown_24: However, the donations have suddenly and inexplicably stopped, which led many DSP minds, the great minds of the DSP hatersphere, to query aloud, what has happened to OneMinuteMan? Because apparently, based on what I've been told, he has never gone dry that that pay pig has always paid up every stream without without a missing a fucking beat for years and then suddenly he's gone did he die did he die in a car accident did he go broke is he in the streets now i mean if he was in the streets he'd probably panhandle and still get dsp his money so what happened Well, apparently, DSP was kicking around the idea that he would try to enter politics. He would try to become like a Hassan Piker and do like a political stream where everybody would get to hear the 190,000 IQ takes that Dark Side Phil would have for how he would fix the United States of America. I don't know if this has happened.

0:57:36
Unknown_24: I don't think it has. But apparently,

Unknown_24: There is an explanation for this, and the belief is that based on OneMinuteMan's social media profiles, which were just uncovered, he is very political himself.

0:58:18
Unknown_24: And the suspicion is that One Minute Man has been trying to persuade Darkseid Phil to become a politics streamer, a breadtuber. I don't know if he'd be a breadtuber. He probably has the worst, most cringy boomer takes possible.

Unknown_24: But the suspicion is that One-Minute Man was trying to get him to do politics, and more importantly, his politics, and Darkseid Phil did not want to be paid off.

Unknown_24: So he said no, and One-Minute Man said, fine, I won't give you $50 a day every day for the rest of my life then. And now he's in real proper dire straits now because $50 a day is a significant part of his income. That's like a lot of money. So now he's just not getting that. And Darkside Phil's income is based almost entirely upon like a concrete slab of the most diehard fans, the most low intelligence but consistent fans in the world. it does not grow in size, it does not climb in value, it's just there. And losing one, especially a one minute man, is apparently a significant loss of revenue for him.

0:59:01
Unknown_24: He does say,

0:59:35
Unknown_24: Apparently five years, it was five years that he was doing this. This is what he said that people believe is like a roundabout way of addressing One Minute Man.

Unknown_24: I'll just play like a couple seconds of it, because he addresses it pretty much head on into the video. Whoops!

Unknown_13: How do I feel about big tippers getting upset and not being able to control me or the topics I talk about? Listen, it's this simple, okay? The rules apply to everyone and always have. It's never been any different. I've been doing this for 16 years, all right? And not once ever in my 16 year run as a YouTuber have I let someone who contributes control me or my content. All right. If there's topics that I feel are off limits or I don't want to talk about, I'm not going to talk about them. And if someone gets upset because of that, it's just too bad. You know, it doesn't even matter if it's a detractor, if it's a actual, you know, viewer and fan of my content, if it's one of my biggest supporters ever, it doesn't matter who it is. Everyone has to abide by the same rules. And I retain the control over my content, period. You know, if I don't want to take it in a certain direction that I feel is going to be negative for the channel overall or the stream or the viewers, I will not do that. All right. So it's that simple. And, you know, sometimes it happens where over the years.

1:00:47
Unknown_13: You get a change in attitude, you get a change in all kinds of stuff. It's happened many different times over the years if you haven't noticed.

Unknown_13: It's not just one particular person. So listen, what it might very well be is that at one point, someone really likes my content and so they wanna support it. But then over a course of several years, maybe they fall out of love with my content and they don't like it as much, but now they wanna participate in a different way. So now they wanna stir conversation, whatever it could be. But the truth is, it's never going to change, okay?

1:01:22
Unknown_13: It's always going to be the same. Nothing is going to change around here, all right? You're not gonna see me being completely controlled by anyone or anything.

Unknown_24: It does sound like a principled take. However, I have a sneaking suspicion that Darkseid Phil is just somebody who can never be compelled to do anything he doesn't wanna do. If he doesn't like doing it, he will never do it. so it's sort of like a incidentally a conviction not that he is a man of principles but rather he's just very stubborn and it's easy for him to to say like i don't change my content ever for anybody and that's like a principle it's really just like he doesn't he can't he literally can't do anything he doesn't want to do

1:02:17
Unknown_24: But yeah, just the thought.

Unknown_24: That's the DSP update. There's another small DSP update coming up, but not right now.

Unknown_24: This is a blast from the past. This is Kitty Styles. If you don't know, Kitty Styles was briefly kind of sector famous because he went by

Unknown_24: He was a streamer on Stream.me, which unless you're a retard like me, you have no idea what this is. Stream.me was a streaming platform operated by a hosting company that was basically taken over by Ethan Ralph at his absolute peak.

1:02:58
Unknown_24: After the Heelstream, he was doing like multiple thousand dollars every stream. And when he got banned from YouTube after the Heel stream, he moved to stream.me, which had a $500 a day reward for whoever had the most watch time on their streams. Actually, it was a $500 a week reward for whoever had the most watch time on their streams.

Unknown_24: So at the time, Kitty Styles was there before Ralph, and it was a very, very, very small platform. And I'm talking like a couple dozen people watching stuff. So Kitty would watch, would just stream for hours a day, every day. And just by having like virtue of like 10 viewers and streaming 16 hours a day,

1:03:35
Unknown_24: he would always be one of the top streamers and get either like the $500 reward it would cut in half it was like 500 250 125 75 so he'd always come in top and since he was literally like unable to be employed he this was really good money for him as a job so he was content but Oh, and by the way, the reason why he couldn't get a job is that he made a threat to like a Danish politician saying like, I hope you get acid burn in your face for doing thing I don't like. I can't remember what it was. I don't even want to try to guess. I just remember that. I think it was very specifically he said, I hope that like a Muslim throws acid in your face. So he got charged with threatening a politician or something, and then he was in jail for a couple months. And when he came out, I think his wife and daughter were gone. I think he has a child with a woman. And he lost custody completely after he went to jail for threatening this politician. This is my memory, by the way. You know how my memory is.

1:04:09
Unknown_24: So he's he's on stream after he gets you know he can't be hired because he has this conviction for a violent threat and He's lost custody, and he's just the biggest fucking loser, but he's making a little bit of extra money Because he's on this this weird platform. That's just giving him money to stream lifelessly and then my boy Ethan Ralph of the keel stream, baby sees that there's a free, basically free, $2,000 a month to stream on this stream.me. Well, don't mind if I do. And Ethan Ralph, basically by default, just because he was the Killstream, won this $500 a week just by doing his regular show, because thousands of people would watch the Killstream at this time.

1:05:03
Unknown_24: And not only did Ralph come over, but I started streaming on Stream.me. There was the guy who did the phone calls, the Southern Poverty Call Center or something. And he did, like, crank calls, and that was really popular. So you had all these people who came over and were suddenly competing with Katie Stiles, and he was getting kicked out of the top to the point where he was only getting $25 a week. And then there were people who just wanted to fuck with Kitty Style. One guy was called the Danish police. I think he has his own story. But he started lifelessly streaming Kitty Styles 2. and his streams of just restreaming KittyStyle got more views than KittyStyle's streams and it was just enough people streaming to kick KittyStyle off of this top chart completely so he was no longer getting like any money from stream.me for streaming.

1:06:30
Unknown_24: And Kitty Stout had like a fucking apocalyptic meltdown that this guy was just re-streaming his content and getting more views and likes just by watching him constantly and making fun of him. So he would, he would, I should probably, I could, if I had the internet, I could go back and find these videos of him screaming at the top of his, you know what, it's so funny and it's been so long that it might be worth it, chat, let's see.

Unknown_25: This is risky. This is the most risky thing I've done on stream.

Unknown_25: Oh God, I made this thread.

Unknown_24: I completely forgot about this. Let me hide this before. Oh, he'll do MS paint drawings as well. Is this it?

1:07:13
Unknown_04: Hold up, I have 11 here, let's see.

Unknown_24: Dude, I covered this all the time on old, it's been years since I've talked about Kitty Styles, literally years.

Unknown_24: So I would love to show you guys, especially like new viewers, this classic, classic content.

1:07:54
Unknown_04: Alas though, life is suffering, chat.

Unknown_04: Oh, come on, man. Don't do this to me.

Unknown_04: If I close the tab and then retry, is that going to work?

Unknown_24: So I'll give you more background on them while I desperately wait for this to load.

1:08:28
Unknown_24: One of the things I think that got people to really hate him is that he at some point during his content churn admit that he had sex with his sister, like his younger sister when he was like, I think a teenager. So he was getting called like a pedophile and stuff. I can't remember that well enough to opine over. I forget the details of it. It was creepy. It was creepy enough that everybody hated him.

Unknown_24: Actually, he got banned, I think. I think when he came out, he had a rage and was talking about how fucked up his life was, and he said basically he molested his younger sister. I think they banned him from that, from the stream.me stuff.

Unknown_24: She was six, he was 14. Damn, how do you remember this shit?

1:09:14
Unknown_24: Yeah, it was some shit like that. It was fucking gnarly.

Unknown_24: Um, so now apparently KD style is still around and, um, he is hungry. He is literally starving because of the pain that has been inflicted upon him by the cyber bullies of the world.

Unknown_24: This is him telling everybody he's hungry, but he's slowly might as well fucking come and stab me in the face.

Unknown_02: Let's do it. Come on. Kill me right now. Cause I can't eat. I'm hungry. I'm hungry, dude.

1:09:48
Unknown_26: I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry! Dad, do you see these ribs? Hey, I'm hungry every day! Every day! Every day I'm hungry, dude! Every day! Every day! Every day I'm hungry!

Unknown_04: I'm pushing my luck here. He just continues to say that he's hungry.

1:10:19
Unknown_24: So while we wait for that to load, I'll play it in a second.

Unknown_24: I did like a little look up and the hungry student guide to Copenhagen soup kitchens.

Unknown_24: Low-budget food. This is the kraftvøkket.

Unknown_24: You can get it in Falgadsvej for 20 kroner. How much is 20 kroner, you might ask chat? 15 cents.

Unknown_24: For 15 pennies, you can eat this nutritionally complete Danish meal.

1:10:56
Unknown_24: By the way, in case you're wondering, you're probably not, but I guess I'll say this. In Europe, Denmark is famous for having the worst food of Europe, besides the English. But they don't really consider the English Europeans. They consider them a great shame. So as far as Europeans go, Danish food is like a joke.

Unknown_24: Um, this is 38 kroner, so this is like 30 cents. This is Nye Lanzwe. Uh, it is not vegetarian. This is vegan, by the way, so this is like really healthy. You can digest this without any problem. If you're, if you're like in a state of actual starvation and you can't eat, uh, you can digest that fine.

1:11:30
Unknown_24: Um, I don't know what that is. It looks like eggs. No, those are dumplings. Those are dumplings in like a sauce. I see some cabbage, some toast. And it looks like rice.

Unknown_24: Um, traditional Danish cooking. Like you're having dinner at grandma's. Oh, does, does this come with a beer? This is also like 20 cents. It's always vegan. It looks like a casserole and some cabbage or greens. I don't, I don't think that, uh, Festia Jade or Yeston comes with it.

1:12:03
Unknown_24: Or stay for a little Friday beer. You probably have to pay extra for the beer. I have a feeling.

Unknown_24: This is awesome. They're saying my point here is.

Unknown_24: You have no excuse for going hungry in Denmark. One of the most first world countries in the world, one of the highest standards of livings ever in human history, with a socialist government, to sit there and say, I'm hungry because people call me a pedophile on the internet is bullshit. You can go here and have very fine looking, as good as Denmark food gets, and be happy, be full.

1:12:41
Unknown_02: I'm hungry. Look.

Unknown_24: I'm hungry. He's showing off his Adonis belt. Quickly, Sony, throw some fabric on this man. This is too, uh, too exposed for my Western audience. Yeah.

Unknown_02: Yeah, it's real. It's real.

Unknown_24: Bro, put your pants back on.

Unknown_02: You ruined my life. I don't want to see this.

Unknown_26: Yeah, because I can't pay rent.

Unknown_26: But you think it's funny.

1:13:21
Unknown_24: Do you think that this is funny? That this man suffering in his trailer off the meager pittance that the Danish government allows him to have is humorous chat? Are you so cold-hearted?

Unknown_04: Uh-oh.

Unknown_25: I might be cuckaroosied on this video chat.

Unknown_24: Let me try to download it and then I can like, I don't know, then I can cope and see about it a little bit more.

1:13:54
Unknown_24: He never runs out of weed.

Unknown_24: You can't take away his weed. That's Danish culture. That's like racism against Danish people to try and take away his fucking weed. Maybe like a Nazi. It's not the Reich Protectorate of Denmark anymore, brother.

Unknown_04: They can have their weed. All right.

Unknown_24: I am still, okay, look, I'm still desperately coping and sneezing, but I can play this webinar.

1:14:27
Unknown_24: I'm down 35 kilobytes per second chat. I am a full time website administrator.

Unknown_24: programmer, content streamer, influencer, comedian, entertainer, and I am relegated to 20 kilobytes per second of download speed. What has my life become? My sweetest friend.

Unknown_24: You can have it all, my empire of dirt.

1:15:03
Unknown_24: All right. Patrick Sean Tomlinson is up to some stuff.

Unknown_24: He was supposed to appear at I guess what's called Penguin Con, which he has appeared at previously, to advertise his writing as an author, and a fat woman guest of honor named John DeBoer, I believe.

Unknown_24: I believe John DeBoer is the fat woman. I can't tell. I don't know who these people are. But someone asked, can I ask, is something being done about this, about the threatening individual who caused the situation in the first place? Bagel Garrison says they have been removed. Bagel Garrison is apparently not a fake name, but is one of the people who's the admin of the convention.

1:15:40
Unknown_24: Honey Badger is one of the past and got into contact with someone named Jessica Smith, who is an organizer at the event. And, uh,

Unknown_24: She says, Daniel, we are not publicly putting details out yet because last year this individual and the people associated with him called in fake bomb threats. So we will not be addressing this publicly until after the event. Honey Badger says, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruffle feathers. I genuinely had no idea what was happening. I'll just leave it alone. She says, thank you. It was a combination of poor communication from the Con Com and this troll just led to this. And this troll was not supposed to be here, but slipped through. Lessons learned for next time. Thanks for understanding. Honey Badger says, ugh, what a mess. They called in a bomb threat? She says, yes, which is why we will not be saying anything online right now. He says, sorry to hear that. Hopefully they found a guy who did it and made an arrest. She says, they did not, but we are trying to reduce risk this year.

1:16:12
Unknown_24: He says, just terrible, this guy was removed from the event, was he a presenter? She says, we removed a presenter this year that was associated with the issue last year. So the past, I guess I can't say the ONA forums, because they get mad at me if I blame them for anything, but apparently the past, from places which will not be named and cannot be known for sure, called such an issue for this convention last year,

1:16:45
Unknown_24: For Patrick that this year. He's not invited Not invited back because I guess just because he causes so many problems for people around them They just can't be asked to deal with it Which sucks I mean it sucks if he's not doing anything wrong, and he's like eating shit for that kind of sucks, but He is the biggest fucking dipshit in the world and he brings it upon himself by acting like a retard constantly

1:17:34
Unknown_24: One of the people that he's suing in case you can't remember Patrick is suing Milwaukee I think I Can't remember who the second guy was but then also like the chief of police or no one of the police officers that's been called to his house several times a past created a Twitter account called Lyndon's Johnson because apparently I think his name is Lyndon Johnson and

Unknown_24: and put a picture of him as his avatar and says, that's still the geek knows about digging holes. He's 83 K in the hole after losing his frivolous lawsuits against people who call him fat. And there's a picture of Patrick Sean Tomlinson. I cannot tell if this is an AI generated picture of him being very fat or, uh, if this is a real life photo, it's just a mystery to me.

Unknown_24: Patrick says that's not why you were sued stalker, and it's not why you face many years in prison now enjoy He appears to address this obvious parody account called black cop was

1:18:36
Unknown_24: His Twitter handle is literally BlackCopWI for Wisconsin. And Patrick is replying to this obvious fucking troll account saying, you. I guess he's gonna, maybe he's hoping that if he takes this seriously and pretends that it's the actual guy, he can file this as evidence in his lawsuit as like, you know, as a reason to grant him what he wants, like money.

Unknown_24: I think it's just optimism.

Unknown_24: He can't possibly be that stupid, right, chat? Say it ain't so. All right, I have the video of kitty cells now. Let's see if it can play.

1:19:16
Unknown_24: Wait, let me make sure that this is not terrible.

Unknown_04: Okay, let's see what it is.

Unknown_25: I actually have a really good mic on my other computer. This is just my shit computer that I'm using to stream Kitty.

1:20:00
Unknown_04: Okay, then I muted myself.

Unknown_24: Not only did I spend several minutes downloading a video, the wrong video, at 20 kilobytes per second, I then muted myself as I complained about it. Chat, this is dishonorable, and I think the only correct course of action is to... Why do I have 12,000 viewers now?

Unknown_24: Oh, because I'm being botted on kick.

Unknown_24: Finally, finally, I'm getting the attention that I deserve, chat. Nevermind, I'm not jumping out my window anymore. I will not paint the streets below my commie block apartment. Now that I have 12,000 concurrent viewers, my will to live has been restored, watered like a bountiful plant wilting in the hot desert heat, chat.

1:20:35
Unknown_04: The king of heat, that's right. That's right, I am the best.

Unknown_04: see so the dark viper guy who was melting down because of the the um the among us clip the and the the guy that was like half australian half indian going like i did not have any friends when i was young when i was young i was the smelliest boy in school and then where i am from that is a that is a rare sight indeed

1:21:25
Unknown_24: So I had no friends and now when I am being bullied on the internet I am I cry I cry and I shit myself because it reminds me of my terrible youth So he he has been that guy has been filing DMCA claims. However, he's been doing it as like using other email addresses.

Unknown_24: I Don't even know why he's just starting to use a variety of email address for like all his DMCA shit and

Unknown_24: And as a result people have been running these email addresses through have I been pwned to see like what websites he's been registered to that he's pwned in and I think Some of them were like porn sites so Meetup.com pick monkey SoundCloud x and xx and x videos so he accidentally showed a

1:22:18
Unknown_24: that he's registered to a bunch of porn sites under these alternative email addresses by using these email addresses.

Unknown_24: And then, by the way, he put out this literal 12 minute long video about how he's actually super happy and is like, he's not traumatized at all. He's like, many, many people think that because I act like a stupid dickhead that I am a miserable piece of shit. However, I assure you, I am not a miserable piece of shit. I am very happy. I am in a very good place right now. My mental health is stupendous.

Unknown_24: And I will not play any of that for you because it's not actually interesting at all.

1:22:57
Unknown_24: Sorry to say, I did watch the- let's see what this video is. This is him gloating about being a dickhead apparently.

Unknown_12: Person who doggedly pursues goals, right? When I have a problem, I sick myself on it and I don't let go until it's done. If I saw this, the way that I live, as an actual problem, I would work to resolve it. But I don't. I am very comfortable with the way that I live my life. And I think a lot of These feelings that people have are either these people having these feelings themselves and projecting it onto me or them just not realizing that I'm in my 30s, right? You're probably like 18 and you've got like your pack of friends and you're going to get a drink or whatever and you think this is what life is. That's not life in your 30s. I'm a fucking old man.

1:23:34
Unknown_12: You know, I am very happy with the connections I have with people that I I've got a fuck ton of people that I can DM I've got my mods that I feel like have my back because you know any person that I trust to a significant degree I just make a mod because we can be in that little private room or whatever we can talk about stuff and whatnot I people I trust and all that

Unknown_24: My chat, do not despair. I am fine. I am mentally well. I have an entire cupboard full of the finest janitors in my discord. And every day I can confide in these many janitors who do it for me for free about my many problems. And after the catharsis makes me feel like a new man, like a young man. So do not despair chat. Do not despair.

1:24:07
Unknown_24: Thank you, brother. I appreciate it. Continue on with your DMCA.

Unknown_24: Why does he look white? I think he's like a quarter Indian. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what's going on with him. He sounds half Indian. He has like an Indian accent despite being like Australian.

1:24:45
Unknown_24: So that's up there with him. He's he's he can tell he's like a big softy. I don't know what it is He just gives me like that soy vibe or it's just like I can bully you I can push you over I Can I can throw my weight against you and you will just topple over The bots left, I don't know they didn't want to hear my Indian accent, what's the issue?

Unknown_24: Okay, I've not actually watched this but I did preload it this is apparently a

Unknown_24: Alex Stein confronting Destiny about being a cuckold. Let's watch.

1:25:20
Unknown_14: You're an actual loser. After your wife left, did you still believe in open marriage? Alex, you can't afford me.

Unknown_15: Yeah, what?

Unknown_14: Because you're rich? You can't afford me. No, you can't afford me. No, because you're a broke fucking loser. You cannot afford any of my drugs. You're mad at me for calling out your wife, yet your wife bangs other guys.

Unknown_15: Like, why do you get mad at me? You try to ban me from events. You try to get me blackballed from stuff, yet you're the one whose wife is cheating on you. All right. Then you're a cuckold. You're a cuckold. You're a cuckold.

1:25:55
Unknown_14: Yes, I love it. I love it. I'm fucking mad you are. Yes be mad be mad. You're so fucking mad I know that you're hungry for my cock.

Unknown_05: I know you're so hungry for this cloud.

Unknown_14: You wish you could have a fraction of my cloud Look, there's so many women Go do it

1:26:30
Unknown_14: Don't smile at me like a creepy fucking Chucky doll, bro. I'm a pimp on a blimp!

Unknown_15: I'm a pimp on a blimp! Why, your girlfriend's getting blacked every night, dude.

Unknown_14: It's like a worse version of Alex Jones in every conceivable way.

Unknown_15: Your wife left you, dude!

Unknown_14: Yes, I heard you say that!

Unknown_24: Oh, yeah, you have to mix it up. He keeps, like... He's not... Like, it caught him off guard, and he just, like, ate shit for, like, 30 seconds, but you have to have, like, a couple things that you say. He didn't rehearse this at all in his head.

Unknown_08: Even the audience isn't booing him anymore.

Unknown_14: The audience was upset now. They're bored, bro. He fumbled he fumbled

1:27:20
Unknown_24: Is that what you're here to beg for? No, I'm just saying- If you want to be, just be honest.

Unknown_14: We're in Austin. They're accepting people here. You know I'm trying to be nice to you. You're trying to be nice?

Unknown_15: You know I'm trying to be nice to you.

Unknown_14: No, you're hungry for attention. All you're trying to do is blackball me. I'm not trying to blackball you from anything. If anything, you're getting blue-balled right now. Get the fuck off the stage, you fucking loser. What are you doing up here? Dude, your wife left you with all that money. I know, yeah, you can keep screaming the same thing.

Unknown_15: He's an actual cuckold.

Unknown_14: So,

Unknown_24: And then he just leaves the stage. He should have done a cartwheel. That's how you pull it off. You cartwheel onto the stage. You point both fingers at him, one arm over your head, the other right hand. And then you say, your wife left you for a homeless man in Sweden. All your money won't another second of crumb by. And then you just cartwheel off the stage before security can catch up to you. And that's how you leave. He will be razzle-dazzled. He'll be speechless. Your presentation flawless in its execution and form. will trigger him and leave a permanent impression on his gray matter.

1:28:27
Unknown_24: He overstayed his welcome, I think.

Unknown_25: Yes, he should have dropped the mic, that's right.

Unknown_24: That's right, Chad. You gotta drop the mic and walk.

Unknown_25: Ooh, speaking of DMCA's.

Unknown_24: Teddy Feeser has been DMCAing again. You can clearly see on my screen right now as I say this, that there is a DMCA takedown of a video called Beginning of the Fees, Keno Casino, which is I suppose a clip of Keno Casino put on YouTube by Red Pill Gang TV. And the claimant was redpillgamingtv at gmail.com, which is Teddy Feeser.

1:29:03
Unknown_24: Then, uh, the person who ran that channel counter DMCA'd it.

Unknown_24: And I might, I have deja vu.

Unknown_25: I wonder if I, I talked about this.

Unknown_24: I might have.

Unknown_24: Whatever. I'll talk about it again because it's funny.

Unknown_24: The guy sent in his counter DMCA as Nick Olivera and then Feezer decided to post this information, this dox, to his telegram to epically own poor Nicky trying to keep his Keno Casino clips up.

1:29:48
Unknown_24: Unfortunately for him, he didn't bother to check if it was a Domino's because indeed it was a Domino's and he decided to publish the address of a Domino's onto Telegram as an epic own. Now, you may be in your right mind and wondering, Josh, who is Teddy Fieser?

Unknown_24: And the answer is he is a man who has the best day ever.

Unknown_16: Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me Said, it's gonna be a good one, just wait and see Jumped out of bed and I ran outside Feeling so extra ecstatified It's the best day ever!

1:30:54
Unknown_24: This video is so rich in lore like apparently he sells his old like childhood toys or something like he goes to flea markets and buys shit and then sells it on eBay and it's like his only source of income. This was made for kill- buy kilopedos for Kino Casino and it's the best thing that they play on their stream to the point where a while ago RPG was he he just uses the name RPG now instead of like red pill gaming

Unknown_24: So he confronted me on Twitter and was complaining to me about how I ruined his life and Dox's entire family. And I'm like, bro, I have no idea who you are. And he says, yeah, you do. That's why. And then he said something that I was like, oh, you're the SpongeBob guy. Because I only know him from this video.

1:31:35
Unknown_24: There's a deep, rich Feezer history, which I mostly abstain from. But this song is excellent. And it brings me a lot of joy every time I hear it.

Unknown_04: Why can't these people get jobs? Um, I don't know.

Unknown_24: It's hard to keep a job. If you're like a retard, it's like really hard to keep a job. It's not a lot of fun.

Unknown_24: Having to be punctual, having to do work, having to take orders from somebody. These are all things that clash with being a fucking loser.

1:32:12
Unknown_24: Oh, did this video get taken down?

Unknown_24: Oh no, it's up. Okay.

Unknown_24: All right, let's see what I can do to swing this.

Unknown_24: Set 202.39, and I made the brilliant decision that I would just watch this live.

Unknown_24: So there's a guy, there's a guy that I very, very rarely have ever mentioned named Ethan Van Shiver. And he is a official member of the Kiwi farms at he goes by frog and the Kiwi farms. And I verified that this is him.

1:32:51
Unknown_24: And let me try to summarize this as accurately as possible. And the only way I can do that is by saying as little as possible. Ethan is a comic book man.

Unknown_24: He is working on a comic book and has been for several years.

Unknown_24: He crowdfunded his comic book and at some point when Black Comic Book Man published Black Comic, and became financially wealthy off of the success of Black Comic. Ethan Bandshiver was one of his top critics as someone who has experience in the comic book industry, question mark, and who has also crowdfunded a comic book that has not been published yet.

1:33:24
Unknown_24: Hating on Black Comic Book Man has been like a staple of his show. I think he has some crossovers with Juju the Cow, and I think he's also a friend of Nick Rikeda.

Unknown_24: and He was so angry at Something that it kind of triggered him. So let's take a look. I hope that this is the right clip. Let's see 202 39 I am at the right place.

Unknown_00: I want to sort of tone down those almonds of games Yeah, there's disagreement over there, it's okay I

1:34:22
Unknown_24: Okay, if you're only listening, uh, Ethan van cyber, I thought it was shiver, but it's cyber. It's a weird name. Ethan decides not that one. I can't say Ethan. Cause then people will be confused. Mr. Van decides that, uh, there's nothing wrong with that. Is what was the exact quote?

Unknown_08: which there's actually nothing wrong with.

Unknown_24: There's absolutely, there's nothing, there's actually nothing wrong with.

Unknown_24: Ah, this is apparently is the passphrase that Mr. Van has been programmed by the Department of State to activate. And when you hear there's actually nothing wrong with, ah, It triggers his deep core processor to kick on and enact rage mode. He immediately gets up, he slams something off his desk, which may be his microphone. He takes off his headset and he chucks it directly at his webcam, which I believe is perched on his monitor.

1:35:01
Unknown_24: So the code code word was activated on accident, unfortunately, and sorry, the Department of State got a remote notice that Mr. Van has been activated and they press the cancel button. Unfortunately, we've recorded the eight seconds of him destroying his physical property in a fit of rage over a very innocuous statement. Out of context, this is extremely schizophrenic.

1:35:36
Unknown_24: I don't know what he's angry about.

Unknown_24: I just know that apparently Black Comic Book Man and The Silverback?

Unknown_24: You would think that those names would be switched, but Black Comic Book Man and The Silverback have apparently said something that he really vehemently disagrees with, and that is the most appropriate way that he could think of to act out his frustrations while being recorded to the internet.

1:36:17
Unknown_24: by the way, apparently he joined the forums a while ago and then left and He rejoined at some point and posted Some shit. There's there was like a weird controversy with this and I still see it getting reference where he like came back to the forum and apparently he expected that people would like welcome him back and cherish him as like an unsung hero or something and

Unknown_24: and then people just like immediately made fun of him. And every so often on Twitter, I see people referencing the fact that he came back to the forum and everyone made fun of him as like a point against him. So I don't know his full story. This is like a freezer where it's just like, I'm vaguely aware of you, but the full details are better handled by the people in their respective niches chat.

1:37:11
Unknown_24: I made fun of this guy very briefly.

Unknown_24: No, I played the original clip. This is his reaction to it. This guy is Kurt. He's on Civil Law. He's on stream with Rikada. And he's expressing his frustrations with what Rikada did to him on stream.

1:37:43
Unknown_00: And so I want to kind of like play and talk about his reaction to it because the gist of what happened, actually it'll be summarized by the video.

Unknown_24: We'll just play it. And then also, I got a little pissed on a different level because he made a comment

Unknown_18: which I thought had fairly obvious racial connotations that were inappropriate.

Unknown_10: Ancient Egyptian police used to train attack baboons to chase down fleeing criminals.

Unknown_10: Don't talk about Michelle Obama that way. Michael Trump.

Unknown_10: Ow, why? Wait, what did you think I was talking about? All right, Curt, now I'm curious.

1:38:22
Unknown_10: There are three nouns in that sentence, which one of them is Michelle Obama?

Unknown_18: You know perfectly well from the juxtaposition, no, no, no, I made the juxtaposition, so I know perfectly well, but not from the juxtaposition, but because I made it, which one is it to you, Kurt?

Unknown_10: Which one of the three nouns, let me remind you, the three nouns, ancient Egyptian police attack baboons fleeing criminals, which one of those three is Michelle Obama?

1:39:03
Unknown_10: Oh my God.

Unknown_18: And I made a point of saying it's inappropriate.

Unknown_10: You're the one who was disgusted by my analogy or by my not even analogy, my inference. What is it? My juxtaposition, which.

Unknown_24: So this guy is way too smart for Rakeda, because he's obviously trying to bait him into saying that Michelle Obama is an attack baboon, so that he can say, oh, that's racist. Tee hee. Because even if he says, I don't think that Michelle Obama is an attack baboon, he can then go, but I didn't say she was the attack baboons. She was actually the pharaoh, or whatever.

1:39:38
Unknown_24: It's like so transparent. It's like when you have grease on a piece of paper and you can see right through it. You're not clever.

Unknown_24: Especially not when you're trying to talk to a real lawyer who deals with people trying to fuck with heads and be clever all the time in their filings. You get trained to see through what people's intentions are, I suppose.

Unknown_18: A reasonable person could think that you're referring to any of the three.

1:40:12
Unknown_18: because any of the three could reasonably read onto it.

Unknown_24: By the way, to show you how he's, it's kind of hard to make him sound like he feels threatened based on how he responds.

Unknown_24: That is definitely like a defensive posture because the language he's using is legal. A reasonable person could have inferred Well, there's an obvious inference to make that Michelle Obama is the attack baboons because that's the only one that makes sense and it makes sense in a racist way. But he's using the very carefully constructed legal terminology to give himself as much leeway as possible. But Rakeda thinks he's smarter than him. This is like a game of chess, basically. It's like verbal chess. And Reketa thinks that he's made this extremely stupendous play. He set up the chessboard exactly how he wants to, and he has checkmate in three moves. And unfortunately for him, he's completely fucking wrong, and Kurt sees through his bullshit like a transparent tarp.

1:40:54
Unknown_10: You were appalled, so which one did you read into it?

Unknown_18: Some of those are particularly offensive. And because a reasonable person could find some of them particularly offensive, and because your juxtaposition allows for that inference,

1:41:31
Unknown_18: I found it offensive.

Unknown_18: And then he's like, what is inappropriate about it?

Unknown_18: And I was fairly confident that he was trying to get he was trying to bait me into saying a particular phrase.

Unknown_18: So that the words would come from my mouth, and he could make fun of it. And I didn't really appreciate it.

Unknown_04: But what offended you?

Unknown_04: Sorry, I have paused my recording because I currently have zero kilobits per second Sorry, I'm giving a second just to catch up Okay, I'm back let me wait for 20 subs for the internet goal.

1:42:42
Unknown_04: Oh my God. I don't know if we're going to hit that chat.

Unknown_24: Okay. It's back up again. It's green bandwidth.

Unknown_24: Um, let me try changing one more thing and then I'll start playing it again. Sorry. I know this is very annoying. It's extremely frustrating for me too.

Unknown_24: Cool. Okay. I'm pausing the recording and more Kurt about it.

Unknown_18: I don't think comparing, you know, perfectly well, I'm not, I'm not having this discussion.

1:43:24
Unknown_24: Honestly at this point if you're gonna be if you feel like this guy is being so hostile and so like Because he's like obviously I think he's like a real lawyer So he's like afraid of this actually impacting him like he should just leave at that point He should just say I'm not gonna stay here and and deal with this shit when I see what you're doing clear his day

Unknown_10: We'll make you say it. We'll make you say it. I was obviously not talking about whatever offensive thing you were with Michelle Obama. Um, Microsoft's image search. I don't know if you remember, uh, with Leslie Jones might beg to differ, but me, I was making the most innocent comparison. I was comparing Michelle Obama to the police. I was like, I know what you're doing.

Unknown_18: You want me to say this particular phrase?

1:44:14
Unknown_18: So you can be like, oh my God, I can't believe how racist you are. I'm like, dude, stop trying to bait me. You know exactly what we're talking about. And then he feigns this ignorance that he doesn't know what I'm talking about. You absolutely know exactly what I'm talking about.

Unknown_10: Wait, do you think, I think Michelle Obama's an attack baboon?

Unknown_18: Again, you're the one who made the comparison with the, with the set that refers to her by the juxtaposition of the three elements. You're arguably comparing Michelle Obama to all three of them by the juxtaposition. No, he's literally the police. She was the authority, Kurt.

1:44:50
Unknown_10: She was the authority training the baboons.

Unknown_10: She pulled.

Unknown_10: This guy is great, because his reaction to Rikada's shitty jokes is not to try and laugh it off or get past it as quickly as possible or to pity laugh at it.

Unknown_24: It's always just to make it as uncomfortable and as grueling as possible. And Rikada seems to have this issue where he is completely and totally incapable of letting a bad joke just bomb and then get out of the way. He just, like, keeps waiting for it to click or for the pity laugh to be given. Like, maybe he's learned that if you just press the joke enough, the guy will go, ha, ha, ha, ha, and then that will be like, then you'll be like, ah, it made you laugh. I got you. You thought you weren't gonna laugh at my shitty joke, but I got you Like that's just what he's always experienced trying to do his stand-up routine with like his family but then he deals with Kurt who is a lawyer and Who knows how to like present himself in a way to like accomplish certain ends and he's just like not going to do that He's not gonna budge. So he just gets fucking bullied by this guy and so like and It was not fun It was not fun

1:46:12
Unknown_18: Because he's like, well, what about it is a problem? And I'm like, you know what the problem is? It's like, well, what are these? I compared Michelle Obama to these three things. Which one of them is racist?

Unknown_18: I'm like, you know exactly what the problem is. Don't pretend you don't know what the problem is. This is stupid.

Unknown_18: I'm not saying the words.

Unknown_18: You idiot.

Unknown_18: Sometimes does and it's not like just a me thing because he does it not infrequently on his show He spends the first hour or more talking about things that are not what the show was built for Like cuz he'll have the subjects that he's gonna talk about like in his title. He'll tell you what it was.

1:47:00
Unknown_24: Um, did Rikita ask?

Unknown_24: Shooter kid, what's his name? Ribbon Trap Molotov Ribbon ribbon-packed

Unknown_24: God, oh my god, my brain is melting out of my ears. I've read too many Wikipedia articles about World War II. I no longer know how to form sentences that don't involve angry German names.

Unknown_04: What the fuck is his name?

1:47:33
Unknown_04: Is Kurt gay? I don't know. He might be a little bit gay.

Unknown_04: What the fuck is that kid's name?

Unknown_24: But Rittenhouse, thank you. When Rittenhouse was on his show, did he not ask Rittenhouse if he preferred his fuda with balls or with a vagina, like a cock and a vagina? Did he ask that question to Ribbentrop or Rittenhouse, or did he spare him that question?

1:48:10
Unknown_24: Cause that's, that's like his uncomfortable question that he seems to ask everybody. At his peak, I remember he even had like a woman running for attorney general in like Texas or Utah or something like get on his show. And he also asked her if he preferred Fudo with the balls or with the vagina. He did ask Rittenhouse about the Fudo. Okay, great. Wonderful. I just wanted to make sure that I wasn't insane and that happened.

Unknown_24: He seems to really enjoy making people uncomfortable by asking them totally inappropriate questions that are not something that person would enjoy being asked. It's like a joke. But then for the first hour, he doesn't talk about any of those things.

1:48:48
Unknown_18: But it's very frustrating when I'm on as a guest to talk about those things.

Unknown_18: And I'm fighting sleep. Because I get up, you know, at a reasonable hour and I'm fighting sleep.

Unknown_24: Rikada's trying to do his stand-up bit and he's there to talk about like a Supreme Court verdict and he's literally like nodding off on the show because Rikada won't shut the fuck up and get to the point.

1:49:19
Unknown_24: And so I was like, I was annoyed.

Unknown_18: But, once again, so that I am not misunderstood, I still consider Nick to be my friend.

Unknown_18: I just didn't particularly appreciate the way that he interacted with me on that particular occasion.

Unknown_18: But, you know, it'll take more than one thing for me to be like... I have officially ran out of disk space. How is that even possible? I just don't think it went particularly well.

1:49:53
Unknown_18: This is bullshit.

Unknown_10: I love Kurt. He's great in his in his way and

Unknown_10: When I get him on the show, I just, I just want to talk to him about regular stuff. Like I really want to talk to him about constitutional issues. Cause that's what he's so good at, but I really want to talk to him about regular stuff because he's so interesting. His perspective is so wildly different than mine and all these things. And his answers always make me happy. Uh, we wish Kurt has occurred a million dollars. I hope he makes $2 million. Oh, I just fucked up.

1:50:27
Unknown_24: I just pressed the power button on my laptop trying to find the delete button. I don't know. It might just shut out, start closing applications. Is there, there's like a windows command to abort a shutdown, correct?

Unknown_24: One day when I finally have like a real setup and I finally have like every, all this shit together.

Unknown_24: I'm going to be so happy. I can't even express just thinking about having like a real setup is making me so happy.

1:51:11
Unknown_04: You're so bad.

Unknown_24: It's not shutting down everything right now. So I don't know. Maybe shut down a, is that correct?

Unknown_24: If I do, I don't want to type in shut down help and accidentally let's see. Can I shut down a is the a for abort shut down a slash a

1:51:43
Unknown_24: Boards okay shut down a Unable to abort the system shut down because there is none in progress wonderful great. I don't have to restart the stream

Unknown_24: Maybe I should have just taken Rikada's $2 million. Maybe if I had taken Rikada's $2 million, I could have built my own ISP, and I would have a million gigabits of bandwidth to stream with. I could stream to every computer on the entire planet all at once. Maybe, Chad, maybe.

Unknown_24: All right, this is a video I have not seen before. It is preloaded.

1:52:21
Unknown_24: Inshallah, we will be able to watch it. This is the DSP follow-up, DSP's take on Nicholas Reketa. Let's attempt to watch a chat.

Unknown_24: Okay, cool.

Unknown_24: This says, right off the bat, you can't see it because of my cropping of the screen, but it says the level one podcast up top. What is the level one podcast chat? Is this like a thing that he does ordinarily? Is this like a new, I've never heard the level one podcast before.

Unknown_24: Is this like his new politics stream? What is this? Someone explain it to me in chat.

1:52:55
Unknown_13: Alright, coming at Lazarus, well, last I checked, I'm not seeking out legal counsel from anyone. I'm also not seeking out legal counsel from a YouTuber. I would probably, if I actually was seeking out legal counsel from someone, I'd probably speak to a real lawyer, not someone who used a YouTuber. Just saying.

Unknown_13: a little difference between someone who their full-time job is practicing law and winning cases versus someone's full-time job is making YouTube videos. There's a little difference there.

1:53:29
Unknown_24: DSP just effortlessly channeling the sector in his criticism of Ricardo.

Unknown_13: Yeah, I don't even know- I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. It sounds like you're trying to get drama stirred up. I don't know what you're talking about, nor do I care. None of that- If you've heard anything, it's completely untrue. I'm not involved in any legal battles or anything like that. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. So I think you gotta stop listening to the wrong people.

Unknown_24: The Level 1 podcast, according to my chat, named user Tabaki- Tabakai. Tab- Tabakai. Says that it's the podcast where he talks for four hours about a game he'll play for one hour and then rage quit. I see.

1:54:07
Unknown_13: Now you did a superjet saying Nick Ricchietta is a lawyer. Nick Ricchietta is a YouTuber. He is a YouTuber. His full-time job is making YouTube videos. Yes, they- It's for whatever reason when DSP has to say Ricchietta's name, he pronounces it like he's Russian.

Unknown_24: I do not know of this Nick Ricchietta. I do not want to know of him. I want a real, real advocate.

Unknown_13: He might have a legal nature, but he's a YouTuber and a streamer. He doesn't sit there at a law firm working all day. What are you talking about?

1:54:38
Unknown_13: Oh my God.

Unknown_13: People who are real lawyers actually sit there doing law all day because that's their job. They don't sit there making YouTube videos and streaming. I hate to tell you this. You're sorely mistaken.

Unknown_13: I swear what it is, is that people are just like, they really are just gullible people, okay? Like serious gullibility, right? I'm not saying that Nick is not a lawyer. I'm saying he's not a lawyer in the sense that he's not sitting there practicing law all day. He's a YouTuber. He just sits there making videos and streams. That's his job. It's okay to admit that. Now he can be qualified to be a lawyer, but he is not. He's not a lawyer. That'd be like saying, I'm a doctor because I have the actual qualifications to be a doctor. Oh, by the way, I just sit here and play video games all day. Am I a doctor?

1:55:10
Unknown_24: That is an extremely, extremely, extremely bad comparison. Because to obtain a medical license, you have to do something like a thousand hours of shadowing a doctor and doing practice before you're allowed to do medicine yourself. If you have a doctorate in medicine, you know how to do medicine, even if you haven't done it in a while. You have enough experience to be a doctor at that point. Any retard can get a law degree. You just need seven years of college. That's basically it. There's not like a real intelligence or practice requirement to get a law degree. Not really.

1:55:43
Unknown_13: I could be if I wanted to be, but I'm not. I'm not an active doctor. He's not an active lawyer. He just makes videos. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not down talking him. I'm saying you're like saying like he's some great. Oh my God. No, we're going to lawyers. Do they practice law all day in their office and in court? They're busy. They can't make YouTube videos or streams because they're busy doing law and making money doing it. They don't have time for that shit.

1:56:24
Unknown_24: My lawyer is always fine time for me. DSP.

Unknown_24: They always want to talk to me. I actually have a call scheduled with one after this.

Unknown_24: What is he reading? You're reading his chat? You being good in there, DSP's chat?

1:56:58
Unknown_24: Look at that, he's like, he's like, dude, look at his head. Look at how his head like waves back and forth. It's like he can't move his eyes and has to like physically bend his neck to read a sentence. Like if he wants to read from one side to the other, he has to like move his head.

Unknown_24: What the fuck is he doing?

Unknown_13: Oh my god, Covenant Lazarus, please just keep super chatting nonsense and I'm just not going to read it anymore, but please by all means keep super chatting. I don't even know why you made this into an argument. There is no argument.

1:57:33
Unknown_13: Nick is a YouTuber and a streamer. That is his job. That is his occupation. It doesn't matter.

Unknown_24: He's not a YouTuber anymore. He's a rumbler. I guess he is still on YouTube, but he, I think, oh no, nevermind. He lost his contracts and now he's like multi-streaming to both equal.

Unknown_13: What you say, that is his occupation. You are being very silly.

Unknown_13: No, you didn't try to help. This is what I'm trying to tell you. If ever I had a reason to seek legal counsel, I would seek real legal counsel off of someone who is a YouTuber. Do you understand? The person who I would go to for help would not be a YouTuber. I would go find a real lawyer who practices all day every day and knows the ins and outs of law and would know what to do. I would not go to a YouTuber.

1:58:10
Unknown_13: I know, exactly, it's like talking to the wall. This is how these people are. Like, they become like these super fans of something, and then they just become like ultra defensive about stuff. Like, you understand, I'm not insulting Nick in any way, shape, or form. He has a very successful following as a YouTuber and a streamer discussing things of law. There's nothing wrong with that. That's to be commended and respectable, correct?

1:58:42
Unknown_24: It's kind of, it's kind of, it is kind of like a slight to say that someone is like a play pretend lawyer when they have a law degree and are a sitting member of the bar.

Unknown_13: He's not a lawyer. He's not a practicing lawyer. He's not sitting there in court doing court cases. He's not working in his office doing law. He's a YouTuber and a streamer. How do you not understand that? And what is wrong with even saying that?

Unknown_13: Why are you so defensive about that? Right?

1:59:17
Unknown_13: That's what I'm saying, like, if I needed help with legal stuff, the last person I would go to is someone who sits on YouTube on a stream all day. I would go to a lawyer who's an active practicing lawyer who does it all day every day, because this is their forte, right? Like, why would I go to someone who's a YouTuber? It doesn't make any fucking sense what you're saying.

Unknown_24: I like how usually when DSP has to like co-explain something, like his argument, he gets like really agitated and he starts popping off and shit and explaining how if someone killed themselves there would be nobody on earth who would miss them. He started he has like a lot of quirks and like how he rants about people But when this guy is like confronting him about Nick being a real lawyer, he's just like playfully amused He's like completely unfazed by it. He's like tickled even like oh, he thinks he's a real lawyer. That's kind of cute That's really silly of him It doesn't bother me at all. I'm not personally invested in this, but I think that's kind of cute and silly What a silly Billy in my chat saying that Ricada is a real lawyer. Look at the mirth Look at Dave's mirth as he reads these comments from this agitated super chatter Well guys shall we adjourn

2:00:43
Unknown_13: I don't know where the conversation came from.

Unknown_24: Shall we adjourn?

Unknown_24: Just thinking about lawyers has accidentally put DSP in the state of mind as a judge. He's now presiding over the level one podcast court thing. All right. Shall we adjourn for lunch? Is this session over yet? I don't know where else we can take this today.

Unknown_13: Literally, he started his conversation saying something like, so I was talking to Nick Riccietta and he says, if you need legal help, we'll do it pro bono. Who needs legal help? There's no legal help needed for anything.

Unknown_13: Why does he pronounce it Russian? There's nothing going on. What are you even talking about? Sounds like you went and had a conversation that has nothing to do with anything. Someone was talking drama, and you went over there to talk to someone else about it. Like, what are you even speaking of? I don't even know, and I don't care. Keep me out of your shit. I don't care about your nonsense.

2:01:17
Unknown_04: That's funny.

Unknown_25: That's a pretty good clip. I appreciate that.

Unknown_24: Okay, I feel my internet is imploding, so let's do one more thing.

2:01:50
Unknown_24: Oh, fuck, I didn't queue this up. I'm gonna have to load these. Wish me luck, chat. When I open a link, we can only hope that the spirit will be with us.

Unknown_24: Someone posted this on the Not The Internet thread. I was very tickled by it.

Unknown_24: And I figured, you know what, this is exactly the kind of content that my stream loves. See, people have been saying, Josh, you are such a negative Nancy. Do you know that all these things you talk about are so pessimistic and upsetting to me. We really need some upbeat, uplifting content for ones.

2:02:27
Unknown_24: And I totally agree. I really understand where you're coming from. So for this episode, I have some uplifting news from Reddit, of course.

Unknown_24: So here we go. This is on the lovely pro dog reddit called Velvet Hippos. Velvet Hippo is their cutesy name for a fuzzy wuzzy cute and cuddly American pit bull.

2:03:00
Unknown_24: Beaglish Jane posts a picture of her dogs, the pit bull, the velvet hippo on the left is the brand new dog.

Unknown_24: My husband brought his first dog home to stay. Hickory is home. That's the name of the dog. After a decent introduction to Honey, who is the other dog on the right, we took him home. Honey was only slightly annoying to him as she yodeled loudly in his face for the first 30 minutes she met him. So here he is, Hickory the hippo.

Unknown_24: And then there's a follow up post. My husband fell in love with a velvet hippo. Actually, this is the other way around. They brought the dog home, but she says we lost our boy Humphrey on April 10th because of liver cancer. We are all devastated. But surprisingly, I feel like it hit my husband the hardest. It's strange because he was not on board with getting Humphrey at first because of how terrified Humphrey was of men. Eventually, they were buddies. My husband cried all the way home from the vet and buried Humphrey himself. We have an almost 10-month-old female AM staff, but she is definitely a mommy's girl. My husband loves her, but she'll cuddle with him if I'm not around, but she's ultimately my dog. I was not personally ready for another dog right now, but my husband has been sharing photos of this one black-and-white meathead pibble from the same rescue we got Humphrey from. My husband called me at work, totally exciting, saying he was meeting up with the dog. I was hesitant, but I'll never turn down the opportunity to pet a new dog, so off we went. He was so excited that his entire muzzle, as well as his eyes and ears, were flushed. He was going ham on the tennis balls. My husband went in first while I stayed with our son. He waved us in, so the next 30 minutes we played with him. He was wonderful with our son and was bonkers over the tennis ball. The staff said they don't keep toys in kennels for safety reasons and he rarely gets to play because of staffing.

2:04:46
Unknown_24: My husband sat at the door, tossed the tennis ball. The dog got it, then came over and laid it across my husband's lap. I knew as soon as I saw his face, my husband was completely in love. The staff said no one, and I mean no one, has shown interest in him in over 100 days, and he had been on the kill list for a month. They literally can't bear to do it, and she's just been sitting there waiting. No one wants a black adult pit bull. But us, apparently, in February five years ago, Humphrey was in the same shelter's long timer. Humphrey is, or was, a Black Pit. He was estimated to be between three and five when we got him. He was discounted because of the lack of interest in him. They were having a sale thanks to local businesses paying half of all adoption fees that weekend only. We got Humphrey for $30 at the door. This dog, Hickory, is the shelter's long timer. Black Pit, two to three, discounted due to lack of interest, and the business was paying half of that day's adoption fees. We pick Hickory up on Saturday. Crying emojis. Pick of honey for tags.

2:05:20
Unknown_24: Oh, so this is their older dog. The black pit was the other one. So, I mean, seems like a match made in heaven. A velvet pit, a velvet hippo. And as we all know, hippos are kind, sweet, loving animals. Totally misunderstood, just like a pit bull. It really depends on how you treat them is what you get back from a hippo.

2:05:54
Unknown_24: Just loving, loving big meaty animals.

Unknown_24: And the dog attacked the other dog. That was horribly short lived and I feel horrible. Let's see the top. Get her story.

2:06:29
Unknown_24: Oh, it was removed. Oh, no.

Unknown_24: Oh, fuck me, it got removed. Oh, you bitch.

Unknown_24: What the fuck?

Unknown_24: You ruined my story. Okay, so I'll just, I know this by heart now. So the dog was home for six hours. She went to lay down. The dad was at work. Mom goes to lay down. The first thing that happens is that the, she's laying down, she's napping. The husband comes home, opens the door.

Unknown_24: And apparently the dogs immediately get into a fight. Like, I guess the Pit Bull was upset that the other dog that had been there before was also at the door to greet the husband that the Pit Bull had had an attachment with. So the Pit Bull put the dog's entire fucking head in its jowls, like held its entire head. The skull of this other dog and it's a vice and the dad starts screaming She rushes out and they managed to pry the fucking thing off the other dog before it died But it had puncture wounds all throughout its ear and stuff and what's really crazy Is that if you read the comments?

2:07:01
Unknown_24: Or I think like the new

2:07:44
Unknown_24: Some a lot of people I posted this on Twitter. So a lot of them are like people fucking with her There are a lot of ones that are like This so the dog attacked the other dog and not the child, right? I have two pits blah blah blah Anyway, my dogs are cool. Now Rufio is the dog. We give snacks to first and goes our nose. He's the top dog

Unknown_24: It's okay. They are dogs. People are really fucking mean about their being dogs. Your dog may be a good long-term fit, but it's okay. Don't give up on there being a pack because of one incident. It happens because they're dogs. Hugs. There are so many people. Oh, this one. I'm so sorry. This sucks. You need to do some research on introducing dogs properly. There was one guy who left a comment, and I swear to fucking God, I don't know if I'll be able to find it, but the guy explains,

2:08:16
Unknown_24: Oh, this guy advocates using a muzzle and shot collar. Is this the guy?

Unknown_24: Please don't bring the dog back and definitely don't say the is because say why he's saying, please don't bring the dog back. And if you do, do not tell them that it tried to murder your other fucking dog by biting its entire head off. Like, like he's eating a peep or something. Um,

2:08:46
Unknown_24: Oh, this one. My process was, one, completely separate for several days for cortisol levels to stabilize. Start muzzle training if possible. Otherwise, it can be very difficult to let you put it on. Two, separate with a screen divider for several days. Three, muzzle the concerning one for short interactions for a couple days.

Unknown_24: Stop use of muzzle. Use shot colors for several weeks, just in case.

Unknown_24: The, um, I saw a video and of this being done. So when they say put a muzzle on what they're saying is put the big dog into like a big, like a rubber muzzle. So it can't open its jaw.

2:09:24
Unknown_24: Introduce them so he can't bite. I've seen a video of this being done. The pit bull will walk up to the other dog with its With its muzzle on and like it will still try to attack the dog but like head butting it and like pawing at it and I've like it was just crazy because it's like these two black guys one of them has like the small dog and on a leash just for its safety and And the other guy has like a big fucking chain that like digs into the neck of the animal as it pulls. And he's still both hands struggling to strain this dog as it like lunges. It can't even bite, but it's still lunging and trying to claw at this other dog. And this is their muzzle training for proper dog interaction. Like what the fuck is wrong with you people?

2:10:05
Unknown_24: with this shit. It's fucking nuts. Just get a real dog. Get a real fucking dog. By the way, I figured out that Canis lupus africanus is the name of a wild African dog. So I've decided that instead of Canis lupus africanus, the much more easy name to call these pit bulls will be Canis Unfamiliaris. And it's because the regular domesticated dog is Canis Familiaris. Canis Unfamiliaris. Because they are not familiar. They are not domesticated. They're a savage, feral, backwards creation. They took a working dog that's actually familiar and domesticated, and then they bred them to be Africanized.

2:10:41
Unknown_24: Anyways, fuck pit bulls. This is what I'm trying to say here.

Unknown_24: Fuck retards that say, oh, they're just velvet hippos. They're just misunderstood. If you didn't catch the joke on that, by the way, hippos are like the most dangerous animal. I think people underestimate what a hippo is, so they like play around with it. The hippo's jaw and skull is like one of the most frightening things on the fucking planet. If you didn't know that it was the hippo skull, you would assume it was like some kind of Jurassic monster.

2:11:14
Unknown_24: It has like nine gigantic tusks that hang out of it. Like it can crush your arm. It could explode your arm. If it bites your arm, your arm is mushed. It's like a potato masher into like a hot boiled potato. Your arm is fucking gone. They kill. So calling them velvet hippos is like on the nose. It's like a joke that I would make. It's like, yeah, they are that fucking deadly.

2:11:52
Unknown_25: Anyways, alright, let's do some Super Berries before something else breaks, shall we?

Unknown_04: Super Chets.

Unknown_04: cool.

Unknown_04: All right.

2:12:35
Unknown_04: Antiques for two says check out pro shoes.

Unknown_25: I'm not reading that.

Unknown_24: Sorry.

Unknown_24: Kurt Eichenwald anime masturbator for five says glorious Kiwi Emperor AI when read out phonetically it becomes a the Japanese language. This means love. How can it be bad if it means love? It's also the Chinese for love. We say well I knee It does not mean love I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure that's that's wrong

2:13:15
Unknown_24: Very sure it means resurrecting. There's a clip that I saw on Twitter that I didn't play because I didn't want to bring any more Twitter shit into the stream, but it was like a video reenactment of Alan Turner being like, they dominated like an AI to be their chief artificial intelligence officer, like as a sitting member of their company. I don't know if that's like a joke or they actually filed this with the Secretary of State or whatever, but it was very, very creepy.

Unknown_24: Uncanny Nancy here for two says Tuesday streams are my favorite because they come just after work when I want to relax Well, I'm glad this is extremely relaxing and professionally connected stream comes just in time for you. My boy Devious to be for two says ghost is stealing your time slot You should raid him if he's still I've also shout to twinkle tart for making taking me to that strip club. I

2:13:53
Unknown_24: I don't know if Ghost and I are really in direct competition with one another. I don't know if there's a huge overlap in us, because I am an anti-anime, and I'm pretty sure that everybody that watches Ghost is an anime person now.

Unknown_24: DeviousDV for once says, Rumble link to True Capitalist Radio, episode 689, Business and Politics Dope. I guess I can rate on Rumble now.

Unknown_24: I don't know. Maybe. I don't want to raid and then have them like talking about anime or some shit. That'd be embarrassing. Sneato410 says, YouTube was something else, or 06 YouTube was something else, and there is a YouTube link. And I guess this is all going to be fucking YouTube links today when I don't have any bandwidth whatsoever.

2:14:32
Unknown_25: Like, look, I'm sorry. I know that people, like, pay $10 to have me look at YouTube videos, but it just doesn't fucking load.

Unknown_24: I don't know what to do about that. Like, the YouTube.com website is not loading in time for me to comment on this.

Unknown_24: I'll bring it up. This other guy also sent in a YouTube video.

2:15:05
Unknown_24: This one's just called Spearchucker. It's from 20 years ago. It's just a guy in blackface. It's a very ornate spear. Why does that guy have such an ornate spear? It looks like something out of RuneScape or something, like the dragon spear.

Unknown_24: And then doing your mom tonight for says look at the palpable seething in this video Jayrock gnome saying says how are the ceiling cats and corner demons?

2:15:44
Unknown_10: Oh, they're good, dude They're good. Do you have do not have ceiling cats?

Unknown_10: You know much kibble I have to throw up in the air every night. Oh my god Hey Jayrock

Unknown_19: Hey, and you're like, unfunny, unfunny.

Unknown_10: We lawyers aren't funny, are we, J-Rock?

Unknown_10: This is a bizarre video.

Unknown_10: Good job borrowing someone else's jokes.

2:16:17
Unknown_10: Just as embarrassing as when they say them.

Unknown_24: Oh, is he saying that my joke was embarrassing? Bro, if you watch that original video of the Hey John, his head is like literally snapping to look into like the corner of the fucking room.

Unknown_24: Like, it would be embarrassing not to notice such a bizarre physiological reaction happening. That's funny. That's why he's upset about the ceiling cats. You can see, like, look at this part right here. Oh my God. Look at the range of emotions that he's processing right now.

2:16:49
Unknown_24: Like he realized that he looks really sour and he's like, wait, I gotta look like I'm smiling and laughing at this because it's so silly. And then he's like, okay, now I'm looking really creepy. I look like I'm a marionette doll with like a plastered on smile. I need a snap back quick, quick. Fuck. What can I say? Oh, wait, I have an idea. Let me, let me, let me install for time real quick.

Unknown_19: Hey J rock.

Unknown_24: Okay. It's installing for time. I know. Let me, let me figure out how I'm going to say this.

2:17:24
Unknown_19: Hey, and you're like, unfunny, unfunny.

Unknown_24: Okay, fuck, I already fucked it up. I need to recover.

Unknown_24: We lawyers aren't funny, are we, Jay Rock?

Unknown_24: Okay, how am I gonna say this? I have like 15 seconds of drinking.

Unknown_10: Good job, Bart. You know what?

Unknown_24: I'll just say that you stole a joke. You're borrowing someone else's jokes.

Unknown_24: And then I'll say, Josh Moon, bad and also not funny. Just as embarrassing as when they say them.

Unknown_24: Epic. Well done. He pulled that off like a barrel roll in the sky. I'm just completely dazzled by his acrobatics.

2:17:59
Unknown_24: Bill's here for one says, I remember for a long time you mentioned you wanted to learn Mandarin or look into online university classes. Have you been making progress or is it something that you want to do one day? Um, like everything in my life right now is up in the fucking air. Um, I think that it would be very, very funny to, to, to do something. I want to get a degree, but, um, that's like a longterm plan. That would be extremely funny if I did it.

Unknown_24: Uglis need for two says give the stellar blade guys their gook slits. It's all they have poor retards.

2:18:35
Unknown_24: I Don't understand the emotion of it like so many people when I just explained like look I don't care about this and I don't see the big deal if Sony wants to censor their own fucking product they can censor their own product and theoretically there is a law called the

Unknown_24: Oh, it's called VARA. V-A-R-A is the acronym. And it's like it's something it's some kind of it's called a moral copyright law. And what it means is that if you if you produce a copyrighted if you produce a work Even if you sell the work, if the people who lawfully own your product destroy it or modify the artistic message, then you have claims against them. And I've never heard of it being applied in a modern context of a video game studio, but theoretically, you could make the case. that you put out a game, you intended for the character to be dressed a specific way, you were making a political or artistic expression by dressing her up in that extremely revealing way to kind of middle finger the Puritans of the United States, you used like a real model for it, and there was a very specific perfect

2:19:55
Unknown_24: reason why everything was done the way that was. And so Sony deciding to dress her up differently after the fact is a violation of their moral copyright under Vera. That would be a thing that they would have to bring forth. But my point was is that I don't consider this censorship in the way that I care about it.

Unknown_24: And I guess if people want to be mad about the false copyright thing, they can be mad, but just know that your petitions don't do anything. They're not going to accomplish anything. Sony's not going to care. If you're lucky, they might not do it for PC. If they do do it for PC, you can easily change it. I'm sure there will be a mod that will make her naked and also a child probably within 30 minutes of the fucking thing being released to PC. So it's not like you don't have access to the original assets if you really want them.

2:20:27
Unknown_24: But also, mostly my point was, if you want to make change, you have to sue. You have to file a class action. And even if you don't win on the merits, you do win just by forcing them into court, because you're going to outspend them. It's not just lawfare. It's guerrilla lawfare, where you're putting small amounts of money up as a class to break Sony and force them to be more considerate About honoring the intentions of their publishers. That's the point but people got so angry at me for making a point that I felt was very well made and People told me I sounded like a huge dismissive asshole in this post. I was trying to be as nice as possible I'm not good at that

2:21:08
Unknown_24: But I was really just trying to like make a point and so many people replied with like these extremely emotionally charged messages About how I'm a fucking hypocrite how I should be tortured to death how I should be killed How my website should be taken down because I'm pro of a pro censorship goons a lot of people called me a feminist It's like all I'm saying is that number one, this is fucking bullshit, trivial, retard, gamer nonsense that just does not affect me, and it features no government intrusion, so I can't even pretend to give a fuck. And number two, that your Gamergate 3.0 shit of filing a fucking online petition is the weakest. gayest, least effective, non-committal approach you could possibly take to try and convince Sony that they should care about this. If you want to make them care, sue them. It is 2024.

2:21:46
Unknown_24: If you've learned anything, it means that you should have learned that your fucking feelings about all the gay bullshit being inflicted on you doesn't fucking matter. There is not a single person with a shred of power that will give a fuck about what you think. They don't care. The only person, the only thing that can make Sony care about your feelings is a fucking Californian federal judge. That person will make them care real fucking fast. If you were to even start a GoFundMe, for a class action lawsuit against Sony, it wouldn't even go to court. It would get $100,000 or whatever, and Sony would undo the fucking day one patch to avoid the lawsuit. They would put out a statement apologizing and say, sorry, we didn't mean it, we didn't know about the developer's intentions, yada yada. They wouldn't go to fucking court about it. They would stop what they were doing immediately. Mark my fucking words. You just have to have the threat of a lawsuit and people start caring about what you think a lot faster than you imagine. You don't have to win. You just have to throw your dick around and slap people who think that they're untouchable. If you really think that a footer in the fucking demo page saying, no, really, we can do whatever the fuck we want, this product doesn't have to actually reflect what's being advertised as, you're retarded. It's unenforceable. There's no judge in the world that's going to say, the developers promising one thing and Sony saying that they can't be held liable for anything they do is bullshit.

2:23:37
Unknown_24: I think what frustrates me about people like that is not just like their shitty attitudes towards people trying to like give them real input, it's that they're like cowardly, they're like the fetus cowards, like there's no reason to, the Jews won already man, the courts are already rigged, game over man, game over, Why do anything effective? We're just gonna complain on social media, never get our way, and then say that the West has fallen. Fuck you, bitch. Grow up. I hate fucking weak people.

2:24:14
Unknown_24: I hate weak people that don't get up off their ass and do the things that they want to see, that are so unproductive. You know exactly what you want. Here's a way to do it. There's apparently 50,000 of you that care. How about 50,000 of you with $10? How about 50,000 of you with $3?

Unknown_24: three dollars per person that's enough to get a ball rolling come on it's so sad like you saw all this shit play out 10 years ago 10 years ago game brigade was 10 years ago and what happened nothing you accomplished nothing you're all like in your 30s now you're in your 30s and you're still complaining about the same fucking things if we let two centimeters of cloth fall on her cleavage next thing you know they'll be rounding you up and shooting you in the back of the head for saying the n-word. Like motherfuckers all was laid out 10 years ago and nothing fucking happened and nothing fucking changed and it's the same goddamn shit and you're not doing anything differently even though you're 10 years older and you should be in a position where you have more more resources available to fight for the things that you want to fight for. Instead, you're still doing the same shit and crying about fucking Lolicon and crying about fucking Sony and localization. It's the same fucking shit!

2:25:07
Unknown_24: Are you, like, in Arrested Development? Are you gonna ever progress in your life? No? You're just gonna scream at me on Twitter? Okay, fine, go fuck yourself then. I don't care. You can't make me care. Anyways...

2:25:43
Unknown_24: it's about the ESG, then make it so that the money they get from ESG is less than the money they lose from lawsuits. That's it. That's how it works. It's A plus B greater than C. If the cost of lawsuits and the cost of boycotts is greater than the money that they get from ESG, and right now ESG money is a fucking trickle compared to what it was before, they stop doing it. That's the equation. That's how it's applied to everything. All media, all across the world. Is A plus B greater than C? Then they don't fucking do it.

2:26:14
Unknown_25: Such is life.

Unknown_24: Coco for one says we are getting to the meat and potatoes of it the rest of the books narrative takes place between Genesis 4 and 5 and then Coco for 5 says please read 1 through 6 and chapter 7 section 2 with the book of Enoch I am now trying to load it and he says 1 through 6

2:26:52
Unknown_24: It happened after the sons of men had multiplied in those days that daughters were born to them elegant and beautiful. And when the angels, the sons of heaven, beheld them, they became enamored with them, saying to each other, Come, let us select for ourselves wives from the progeny of men, and let us beget children. Then their leader Samyaza said to them, I fear that you may perhaps be indisposed to the performance of this enterprise, and that I alone shall suffer for so grievous a crime. But they answered him and said, we all swear and bind ourselves by mutual execrations that we will not change our intention, but execute our projected undertaking. That sounds like something from a boardroom meeting. That's pretty, pretty dense.

2:27:28
Unknown_24: I hope they treat the progeny of men with respect as they deserve, as all hashtag respect all women deserve.

Unknown_24: TheLionKing45 says, cheers, I'm going to miss the stream, but I hope it goes well. By the way, if you become racist enough, you'll realize black people are pretty base.

Unknown_24: Amerishards for 10 says, so the swimsuit leotard crotch that they censored was a high cut style, so basically they butchered the design and fetish for a lot of weaves and stellar blade as it looks in Asia. Bro, I mean, I guess that would make sense. I've never seen a swimsuit or something look like that in person. Maybe they're trying to make it look more like a outfit that a woman in the West would actually wear. I don't know. Asian people are fucking weird. I don't know what's going on with that shit, and I don't really care.

2:28:04
Unknown_24: Stalker child enjoy prison for five says imagine being so devoid of problems and belief in life That's some broad being 99% Coomer instead of 100% is but finally inspires you to a Gamergate 3.0 crusade They say it was the straw that broke the camel's back That's been an ongoing issue with localization changing the meaning of things for four years and years and this this promised game That would be untouched exactly as it was in the Western or the Eastern development would be in the West exactly as they intended was the the straw that broke the camel's back, but

2:28:44
Unknown_24: I mean it's like, I don't understand. I do not understand how that change of outfit makes the game less enjoyable. I truly do not understand.

Unknown_24: If you want to see her naked, I'm sure there's already 10,000 drawings and AI generated images of her naked. If you want to play her naked, I'm sure there'll be a mod to make her naked. I just don't understand how those specific costumes are what... what make or break the game for you. I just can't fucking get it. I've never been someone into, like, titillating characters in video games. Like, my favorite video games are, like, Dwarf Fortress and Team Fortress 2. You know what I mean? And RimWorld. Like, none of these games have any sex appeal. Sex appeal and video games do not mix for me at all. I've never understood that. I really don't know what they get out of it unless you're just like so porn addicted that you need extreme sexualization in literally everything that you consume. Like the same with like desktop wallpapers of like naked women. Like there's a lot of guys who make like hentai, like their desktop backgrounds. Like why? Do you need to like play video games with naked women and then play mobile games with naked women and then make your mobile and phone and desktop wallpaper also hentai? And then like you look at it all the fucking time.

2:29:47
Unknown_24: Is this really what's going on? Is this the motivation for it? That you're just completely entrenched in a hyper-sexualized, 24-7 porn addiction and you just can't stop it? And you need everything to be like that? You put pinups on your walls and posters and you buy figurines so as you walk around your house getting instant noodle, you're also looking at naked women on the backdrop of your kitchen? Is this honestly what it is? Because this is what it sounds like to me. I just don't fucking get it.

2:30:28
Unknown_24: Stalker child enjoy present for five says imagine means oh, I heard her You listening for once as the Graveler is always for supply. You have to yeah, it's true. If you close your eyes Blowing away in the wind Kerr zero four four ten says I don't care about the Korean ps5 game But for women's fitness gear if you don't have a high cut line around your thighs, it will shift to the side see Olympic year and there is a Cat box image

2:31:06
Unknown_04: I don't even know why. I don't know, if this isn't lit, I'm not really interested enough in seeing what this is, to be honest with you. Oh, it's just a mannequin.

Unknown_04: Oh yeah, I guess that is higher cut.

Unknown_24: Dude, I don't know.

Unknown_24: But you see even on this model, though, yeah, it's like higher cut and it like shows more of the groin, like the pubic area, but it still is like low around the sides, whereas hers like cuts all the way up to the navel. It's like as sharp as it possibly gets. It's definitely designed to be like as sexualized as possible, which is fine, I guess, but it's not something that I would fight for, especially if it was like a voluntary decision by the publisher.

2:31:44
Unknown_24: There's more argument to be made if, like, the ESRB decided that it had to be a certain way, but as far as I'm aware, it's just Sony. They just decided that their product would sell better in the U.S. if the costume was less sexualized.

Unknown_24: Or, again, I think that maybe it might be something specifically for consoles. Like, they publish on the consoles, and they don't want the game to be too sexual, because maybe MasterCard Music Card has an issue with it, or something like that.

2:32:26
Unknown_24: Vore dear or vire dear for five says your take on false advertising is wrong Remember no man's sky the class-action lawsuit against them for false advertising was dismissed because of the words the developer do not count as advertising I am not familiar with that case But

Unknown_24: Yeah, I mean, I guess it depends I would have to look at it and but he did make a ton of a ton of statements about if About what would be content in the game?

Unknown_24: But as far as I'm aware It depends on what was on the product page and then also what they said in regards to like certain outfits and stuff like if they were still using advertising by the end Didn't they also pre-sell that? The Korean game was sold, you could buy it in advance. That might also be a thing. You had people who were buying the game in advance because of the developer statements that are now false.

2:33:17
Unknown_24: Yeah, I mean, if that's the case where they just said, carte blanche, that anything the developer says doesn't matter to the purchasing of the game,

Unknown_24: Yeah, that would be a problem. But like I said, it's not about actually winning. It's about filing a lawsuit and making them defend it. Again, if you have 50,000 people that are willing to ship in like $10, you have enough of a lawsuit to really seriously put a damper in zoning, if that's what you want to do.

2:34:05
Unknown_24: But again, I'm not familiar with this, so I can't make a direct comment.

Unknown_24: Uglis Sneed for one says, I once watched Kobes eat a cat food Big Mac to own the Trolls Live. Needless to say, I was blown the fuck out. I remember that. I remember being blown the fuck out by Kobes. Sneedberg Stein Goldman for two says, November Oscar Tango Hotel India, November Golf 1921-306. Sleepy Care Crow 777 for one says, what's the funniest possible

Unknown_24: and you'd want for the conclusion to the years long do you platform the kiwi farms arc um i think it would be really funny if we had our own data center like if someone like just gave me like 10 million dollars to like build a data center that would be really really funny uh colia dante for five says what's your drink of choice nando sauce buffalo sauce or taco bell hot sauce

2:34:56
Unknown_24: I gotta go for the cheeky Nando's. I gotta go for the cheeky Nando's. You guys know me and cheeky Nando's is the best drink Father Elia for 25 says I was shocked that no one on the forum. Are you notice the glaring oversight in Cobes dank snow crab? Video watch the first 30 seconds of part 1 if you can't figure it out skip to the middle one part 2 Bro, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about

Unknown_24: I remember there was a video where he like apparently boiled snow crab like in a pot for like eight hours to the point where it was like the Shell itself had like a gelatin and rubbery texture to it But I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry

2:35:34
Unknown_24: TPDeluxe45 says, slipped into your Patrick impression while berating a coworker and it caught on. Now dealing with an army of morons walking around calling each other stalker child all day. It's fucking bizarre. Dude, his way of speaking is just infinitely impressionable. I have definitely called people stalker child.

Unknown_24: Like people who have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

Unknown_24: Just catches on. Everyone loves Patrick. He's so silly.

Unknown_24: RedEyesBlackDragon42 says, can your chair be any more squeaky?

2:36:07
Unknown_24: I guess there is a little bit of squeak in that one direction.

Unknown_24: Sorry, this is not my usual chair.

Unknown_24: Father Elijah, for one, says, Josh isn't a true mailender if he fails to notice the lack of Old Bay in the crab boil.

Unknown_24: Yeah, it's anybody from the area.

Unknown_24: Like, if you ask Marvin or anyone from, like, Baltimore, like, how do you cook shrimp or crab? You gotta say, like, a disgusting amount of Old Bay. If you don't know, Old Bay is, like, a New England-style seasoning, like a seafood seasoning.

2:36:43
Unknown_24: And people, particularly from, like, the Baltimore area, they will put so much of this shit on seafood that it's, like, actually shocking. It's just their cultural tradition in that area.

Unknown_24: I suppose that's what you were hinting at, is that he didn't dump Old Bay in it. I don't think anyone in Wyoming has ever even heard of Old Bay, so you have to cut him a break.

Unknown_24: Though if you do introduce him to Old Bay, he might start eating it by like the spoonful, judging by his other dietary habits.

Unknown_24: Roxanne Wolf for five says, bark bark, my humble contribution. Thank you, Roxanne Wolf, I appreciate it. Stalker Child enjoy prison for five says, rules of the slog. I don't know what that means, but thank you.

2:37:25
Unknown_24: Casting couch references one thing interesting about modern entertainment is how unhinged the writers can be Star versus the forces of evil ended with the genocide of all magical creatures, and they act like it's a good thing I have absolutely no idea what that is but Yeah, I mean people are fucking nuts. No. I don't know someone's got a break people are everyone's too psychotic now oh

Unknown_24: Unkind naysayer for two says maybe kitty cells should just have a pizza day if he's angry dude I totally agree whenever I'm hungry having nothing all day. I could I could go for a whole pizza We'll agree Stalker child enjoy prison for two says no sobbing. No limpers. No pity on the slog where you fall is where you lie No blasphemers on the slog and I'm apparently I'm not in on this joke at all space Alan for 20 says cheerio sure see to thank you very much NoHurtMrMetal for 20 says, you piece of shit, I couldn't watch last stream because it was 2 a.m. for me, fuck you and have a good day. Sorry to disappoint, I try to stream where everybody can watch me. You must be Australian or something, ugh. DumbUsernameUg for 20 says, every day is pizza day, and then there is a cat box file, which I'm sure is not gonna be something disgusting that I'm being paid to look at.

2:38:44
Unknown_25: This appears to be the bedroom of a weeb.

Unknown_24: There is a bunch of pictures of cats eating pizza. It's like that little cartoon cat, like I think it's called Pushkin or something.

Unknown_24: And then he has a Domino's pizza. It's loading very slow. He was extremely considerate and sent me a eight megabyte full resolution JPEG file.

Unknown_24: of his pizza. It's a very nice-looking pizza. It has diced tomatoes, ham, cheese. I think it's Domino's. It looks like a Domino's pizza. I'm going to be real with you. I'm waiting for it to load because I want to know if I'm right. It doesn't have a brand on it.

2:39:17
Unknown_24: I don't know where it came from.

Unknown_24: Thank you, nice pizza. Steedberg Stein Goldman for two says, Nick isn't as smart as he thinks he is, literally. At least not anymore. No hurt Mr. Mel for, wait, I read that.

Unknown_24: Father Elijah for one says, what's your Steiner setup? What's your keyboard, mouse, mouse pad you got? I have an Asus laptop that I use the keyboard directly on. I have a SteelSeries mouse.

2:39:50
Unknown_24: Um, it's very light. I got one of these a while ago and now I have like three of them because I break my or lose my mice or I need like a backup. So I have like three of these. I think they're like $40, like $40, $60 still series, extremely light. Uh, one, two, four, it's like, it's like four buttons. And then there's a middle mouse button. Then the scroll wheel, I don't know what it is. Very nice mouse. It's good for, for games because it's so light. You can like, when you play on low, low, um,

Unknown_24: Low sensitivity, you have to, like, whip the mouse around to, like, do, like, a 180. It's really good for that.

2:40:25
Unknown_24: Uh, Debugs, for one, says, Dude, they're unquenchable. I don't know why. They always love to debate anime in my fucking thread. It's at a point where I'm just, like, banning people. They didn't mention anime.

Unknown_24: Kadoo for tends to assert a change.org petition for Josh to get better bitrate and we can upload supporter videos professing our love for this retard.

Unknown_24: Hashtag free no, you know, I mean maybe I get like Starlink or something like a like business Starlink I think once you get business start if you go to like if they don't do it in Serbia But if you go out to like Bulgaria, I've mentioned this before if you can go to like Bulgaria and like business Starlink and then Bring it to Serbia and it should still work theoretically Well Lulu for one says canis lupus Africanus Americanus It's canis unfamiliaris now I had to change it up

2:41:20
Unknown_24: Kolya Dante for 15 says, there's nothing wrong with, ah, bee jams. Ethan Van Cyver goes on a bee bomb.

Unknown_24: It's true, this motherfucker did go on a bee bomb. He just slammed that headset into his computer for no reason.

Unknown_24: A lucky coin zero for five says I was cleaning while listening to the Grabbler stuff and I came across my Jew with a gold coin painting. Not sure if you've heard of this tradition. And then there is a Wikipedia link to a page called Jew with a coin.

Unknown_24: And sure enough, this is a real thing.

2:41:57
Unknown_24: Jew with a Coin, also Little Zoo Jew or Lucky Jew, is a good luck charm in Poland where images of figurines of the character, usually accompanied by a proverb, are said to bring good fortune, particularly financially. The motif was first described in articles from 2000 and probably goes back to the early 1990s. While widely recognized, the figures are not the most popular good luck charm in Poland.

Unknown_24: Fascinating.

Unknown_24: That's kind of cute, actually. It's not like racist or anything. It's kind of nice.

Unknown_24: It is nice to have a lucky Jew. I've told you my story of playing blackjack in the Philippines. Avidak for one says, thank you for defending Whamon on Twitter. Oh bro, you're so welcome.

2:42:44
Unknown_24: It's so weird how like, I don't know, it feels like everybody hates everything I say all the time. I never feel like my nuanced positions on things are ever rewarded with people thinking, yeah, that guy's right. He's always like, wow, I hope you get tortured to death.

Unknown_24: If you touch my lollicon, I will kill both of us.

Unknown_24: Thanks, bro.

Unknown_24: Navarino, everyone says, Yeshua, please use your shit Serbian Wi-Fi to view this image. I promise you will laugh. And then there's a black people Twitter post saying one picture is worth one sound. OK.

Unknown_04: Let's see if we can do this.

2:43:24
Unknown_04: Oh, man.

Unknown_04: Isaiah Jackson a black man post a picture of a bunch of Africans running away from a flying saucer that is a smoke alarm and Then the waiting for waiting to oxtail that dude McFly says this is a level of racism.

Unknown_24: I can't fathom Lamao a Picture is worth one sound And then the black people even know it's Nick is playing Cod and Madden with her mic on having the shit beeping right now Lamao

2:44:01
Unknown_24: Dude, they know. Even the black people know, but look, they're laughing at it, because they know. They know. They play their fucking games with other black people, and they go, chirp. They fucking, they all know. They can't even be mad about it, because they're right. White people win again. Hamtero42 says, what's the progress of machine learning? A lot to 9-to-5 service jobs will become irrelevant. Do you think this will lead to an increase in trunism? Will it happen to the worker bees? I have the perfect reply to this.

2:44:35
Unknown_04: Hold up.

Unknown_04: Okay, let me reread this.

Unknown_24: He asks, with the progress of machine learning, a lot of 9-to-5 service jobs will become irrelevant. Do you think this will lead to an increase in trunism? What will happen to the worker bees?

Unknown_24: I have a haiku to answer your question. Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The queen is their slave.

Unknown_24: Ruminate on that. Ruminate on that haiku. And see how quickly someone immediately knows what fucking 90s movie that I based my entire personality around.

2:45:07
Unknown_24: That I'm referencing with that.

Unknown_24: Russell T. Shackelford for once said, did you see that cop that pulled over Nick in his midlife crisis mobile was named Joshua Monson?

Unknown_24: Secretary Revenge of Sun Moon. I did see the memes of people drawing me kneeling on him saying I can't sneak.

Unknown_24: That is, that was pretty funny.

Unknown_24: No hurt Mr. Mell for two says you'll never commit me pitbulls are the best dogs ever lol I didn't know I had black people that listen to my podcast. I shouldn't be surprised though. I am very funny Uh, the president nintendo for one says your only truly bad take is your stance on poodles total poodle supremacy forever Look, I just don't like the way they look i'm sure they're nice dogs Haramberger for two says I harassed a woman on the forum today for no reason others can be disrespectful many such cases You're in good company. I'm pretty sure

2:45:45
Unknown_24: Walulu for one says I think stellar blade issue is no German flag and how are you for doesn't ruin it, but it does make it lame and gay, bro

Unknown_24: That is a serious issue though. It pisses me off because the flag that they use for Nazi Germany in Hearts of Iron IV is a non-existent flag. It's like the naval ensign or something. Like, it's a fucking World War II game.

2:46:16
Unknown_24: You have a portrait of Hitler right there, but you can't put the fucking, the Hackenkreuz as the flag? Why?

Unknown_24: This is they've invented a flag. It's so insulting to my intelligence is what it is. And as far as I'm concerned, that's politically charged. That's a political decision by the Swedish company for God knows what reason. And they could have made an option. They have streamer mode for all the copyright songs they include in Hori4 now. You can't have a streamer mode for the fucking NSDAP flag. No. Just can't have it in the game? Too offensive? You can't localize it to fuckin' Germany? They black out Hitler's face for only the German localization, why can't they do it for the flag? It's bullshit.

2:46:58
Unknown_24: BooferScooper, and by the way, I use a Radiant flag mod for my Holy 4 to get the Nazi flag back in, exactly as it was supposed to be, and also the other flags, which are fucked up and shitty low quality in that game. So mods save the day yet again, exactly as they will in Cellar Blade.

2:47:33
Unknown_24: BooferScooper4Five says, YouTube link. Thank you. I appreciate it very much. Great, great message. ColeCole4Two says, to be fair, I would have the same complaints if the outfits were reversed in Stellar Blade.

Unknown_24: It is less about the changes itself and more about fuck off from our video games to up change them. I mean, that's a valid complaint to have, but you're not going to get Sony to care unless you sue them. Sendo4One says, I've called my niece a stalker child once and we both laughed our ass off.

Unknown_24: She is a stalker child.

Unknown_24: It's true. You have to make sure the children know that they're infant little baby stalker children. I don't know if you can send them to prison though.

2:48:05
Unknown_24: TwinkleTard for $100 says, beware of the large dogs.

Unknown_24: I agree. Always beware of them, because they will put your other dog into a headlock and snap their little dog's neck in a fit of bizarre pit bull rage.

Unknown_24: Thank you very much. And Elijah, Father Elijah, for one, says, he has on the kitchen counter, bro. It's so disappointing. He has the old bay on the kitchen. Dude, that's fucked up. That's fucked up. That's fucked up.

Unknown_24: All right, no more super chats, I'm done.

Unknown_24: Let's see, I have a song lined up, I'm not, I have not committed to it yet.

2:48:43
Unknown_24: Actually, I have a last second change.

Unknown_04: I don't want the video, I just want the song. All right, I'll try, I'll risk playing this.

Unknown_04: Oh, only four minutes.

2:49:16
Unknown_04: Why is this not making, oh, I haven't muted, okay. That explains a little. Okay, all right, I'll see you guys on Friday. Take it easy, bye-bye.

Unknown_04: Okay, bye bye.