Mad at the Internet (April 16th, 2024) 2024-04-16

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Unknown_09: Listen you fuckers, you screwheads.

Unknown_06: Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up. Taxes are shot on robbery.

Unknown_21: The collectors of taxes funnel the majority of funds to policies and institutions counterproductive to spiritual advancements.

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Unknown_06: Federal Invention, they say!

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Unknown_18: I wonder what's motivated today's song chat. Can you possibly guess what it might be about chat?

Unknown_18: How is everybody? I am doing well, I think Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I'm doing well chat I'm doing that as well as a man lodged into a closet could possibly feel

Unknown_18: So I've done all proper possible necessary pre-stream, like I did testing, I did preparation, I bought a fucking backup power supply for all the internet shit and my computers. So I think we're ready. I think that this is about to go as easily as well as it can possibly go.

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Unknown_18: I last streamed on Friday. This was the first stream after two and a half weeks of hiatus and as a result, I think I Mostly got everything At least like lolcow related. I missed some stuff. I think If I miss I might miss more stuff in this if I miss more stuff that you desperately need to hear about Make sure to leave a comment

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Unknown_18: I do have some news this time around because I did not do any news last time This time I will be talking about some news and I can't think of anything More noteworthy more relevant to the interests of the average person of the Kiwi farms and my listening audience Then the news that Indian men are burning their pantaloons and protests of women

Unknown_18: This is perhaps the most, um, the, the, the most rigorous possible protests that Indian men could ever, ever commit, uh, to try and get their way. Let's take a look.

Unknown_04: Oh, there's some music. The tune is muted.

Unknown_18: I never turned the audio on before.

Unknown_18: So they're burning their underwear, which in and of itself is a biological warfare that I'm pretty sure is banned by the United Nations. But then they're not just burning their underwear, they're burning their underwear halfway and sending the dirty, used, burned underwear to politicians in the mail.

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Unknown_18: Why? because there has been a sweeping set of reformations in the nation of india or in darca i think that is what they want to be called now what's the new name of india they have like some kind of

Unknown_18: nationalist hinduist movement barat barat is the name that they want to go by um but potentially in the future so uh there is a a feminist movement sweeping barat and um the the feminists the femoids This nation are poisoning it as it attempts to you know, this country is really far behind It's got the manpower. It's got the resources It has enough resources literally clogging up the Delhi River that they could possibly compete with China even their moral enemy so they're trying very hard to enter into the 21st century and stabbing them in the back and poisoning the well of their movement to make their country great for the first time in its entire history, 2000 plus year history, are the women, are the feminists who are passing draconian measures and sabotaging the men of their country by prohibiting them from raping anybody they want at any time they want. Prohibiting them from burning their wives if they were to die now, this was a this is a real thing by the way when the British This is the perhaps the only good thing that the British have ever done. It wasn't the British in the end quotes it was specifically one Englishman went to India and While he was there as you know, he went to India as the British do and as he was there Oh, that's right. We need a hamster for this Nothing I say carries any weight or has any value until this little fucker is on the screen.

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Unknown_18: So this guy went to India and a man had died and his young wife who he had left behind was to be burned alive.

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Unknown_18: literally just burned on a pile of sticks so that she could not fuck another man after he's died.

Unknown_18: This was like a local tradition in this area of India. And this one British man said, OK, you guys are going to stop doing this shit or I'm going to kill all of you. And the Indians, obeying to their servile instinct, decided, OK, whatever, I guess we'll stop burning alive women whose husbands died.

Unknown_18: But that's been I'm pretty sure that's still banned. I'm pretty sure even though they're independent now that British man's request is still being honored to this day because of feminism and So the dirty nappies will flow unmitigated unregulated into the Postal Service of India straight to the Congress or whatever the fuck they call their Congress and the the these evil femloids will sniff of the pantaloons until they they Understand the air of their ways

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Unknown_18: Sati sati as well. That is indeed what I mean sati Then they already repel us they might have they might have repealed the don't rape law That's a possibility is India. Do you have their rich rich and unique culture?

Unknown_18: Um, I don't know who knows let's see All right

Unknown_18: Um, more news, I believe. Okay, so this one was super viral. So this man, this man here on the left, is a homosexual. I don't know if you can tell by looking at him. But not only was he a homosexual, he was a proud Español, or España, I guess Español is the language, España is the name of the country. He was a proud representative of España, and he was serving his country in the only way a politician truly knows how.

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Unknown_18: by getting on all fours and eating his own miada. I took Spanish like 10 years ago, and I famously failed it three times. Pretty sure it's comiendo su miado, or comienda su miada, comiendo su caca, right? He got down there and just ate that shit, just shoveled it in. And not only did he eat his own caca, since this is a Christian program, I'll say that, he decided to record it in his infinite wisdom.

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Unknown_18: Because he didn't just want to eat shit. He never wanted to Be he never wanted to forget that time he ate shit. This was his mindset He said not I I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna get on my knees and hands knees and eat shit

Unknown_18: Maybe he only wanted to do it one time just to try it right isn't you know people say they don't they'll do anything once So he'll he said I'll eat shit, but just this one time cuz I really I'm just sure I'm just a curious boy I'm just curious about what's what it would taste like and

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Unknown_18: So he recorded it. He took an audiovisual camera device, probably a phone, and he set it up in a specific way. He even got behind the camera and adjusted it to make sure that it would be center frame. And he ate his shit on film. Not literally on film, but on digital film. And somehow this video made it onto the uppercase I internet. This was uploaded someplace, somewhere, perhaps to a gay lover who, uh, dead breath.

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Unknown_18: Yeah, I imagine.

Unknown_18: Dude, there had to have been one guy who was like, dude, that guy, that representative, what's the shittiest part of Spain to make fun of? That representative from Catalonia? Oh, man.

Unknown_18: Actually, I bet you Madrid's worse than Catalonia. I like to I know that Catalonians love shit, too Apparently in their nativity displays they have a man pooping so they have like Jesus the mother Mary The three wise men the big the stars that the wise men followed to find baby Jesus in the manger And then they just have a guy shitting and that's like the Catalonian nativity display, so That's pretty that's pretty pro pro kaka up there, but Madrid is probably the capital of eating shit And of Spain as well Portugal's the shittiest part of Spain. That's a good joke. Hey, chat has jokes.

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Unknown_18: Catalonia is the worst part. Okay, the Spaniards are backing me up about this. The Spaniards apparently are dabbing on Catalonia.

Unknown_18: Let's see. There was a point to this. Actually, I kind of want to see where he's from. Does it say? A gay Spanish municipal councilor. Oh, he wasn't even a congressman or whatever.

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Unknown_18: A small town of 30,000 people just south of the country's capital. If you guessed Madrid, you were right. No, technically not in Madrid. He's south of Madrid. Anyways, but it's not Catalonia. Catalonia was my first guess.

Unknown_18: Someone says they have an archive of low taxes last stream before he committed suicide you should absolutely Upload that to the Kiwi farms posted in the locales of history thread if you can't figure out the forum Upload it wherever the fuck you want and send it to me by email. I'll take a look at it tomorrow Anyways What else was talking okay, so shit yeah, we covered this covered he ate the poopoo and the first thing I saw when I saw this or thought of when I saw this was this I

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Unknown_18: This is a very old documentary by Louis Thoreau who is now most famous for sitting on a couch next to baked Alaska while baked Alaska sings Twitter is fucking gay and Louis Thoreau obviously just drifts like it's just staring at this in this thinking am I being like punked is this like a joke is this person like real I can't fucking believe anyone's this fucking retarded and gay

Unknown_18: But back in the day, he actually used to do real documentaries. And he also used to be a very impartial documentarian. I really, really liked Louis Theroux, and I liked what his presentation style was. That was very effective.

Unknown_18: was that he would talk to people, and he would obviously have opinions, because nobody is completely impartial to anything, but he's talking to weird people who do weird things, right? And he has his opinions, but instead of just confronting them and saying,

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Unknown_18: I don't like that. That is wrong, and I think you are a buffoon, sir." Instead of just doing that, like, in a British way, he asks, oh, do you think that's proper? Do you think that makes sense? And he just acts like this, and it's very, like, genuine, with, like, this kind of childlike fascination that comes across as inoffensive, and it's very disarming. And people will respond to this And he could very easily show cracks in people's belief systems or behaviors just by asking simple questions. And it was very effective. It was a very effective interview style. And it made him very famous.

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Unknown_18: Anyways, one of the documentaries that he did was about the Westboro Baptist Church. And if you are too young to remember 9-11, let me tell you who the Westboro Baptist Church is, because they don't really matter anymore.

Unknown_18: Topeka Kansas there is a group of I think 30 people now. It's like 72 at its peak It was basically just one extended family They were extreme fundamentalist Baptist Christians, I believe yeah Baptists in the name duh They're very Baptist. They were very fundamentalist and they Enjoyed trolling the absolute fuck out of everyone he

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Unknown_18: Shirley Phelps Roper was like the brains behind it. Fred Phelps was the head of the church, but Shirley Phelps was like a mad genius in the way that she orchestrated a group of 72 people into the national headlines for years and years and years.

Unknown_18: After 9-11 after we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan Shirley Phelps Roper and her family basically would put together these signs and they would go out into the real world like very that what they did was extremely ballsy, but they would go out into the real world find Funeral processions or other usually they did a bunch of stuff But the thing that got them the most attention was funerals they would find funerals of gay soldiers who are serving in the military and They would go to the memorial service, where they roll up the body in the casket to the graveyard, and the cars follow. And they would go to the entrance of the graveyard, or legally as close to the entrance of the graveyard as they would be permitted by the city. Because the city would try to limit them, but they have First Amendment rights. So it would just kind of be like, you can be near the graveyard, but you can't be in line of sight of the people going to the graveyard. So but they would still go and I would still do it and they would hold up signs that would say God hates fags God kills fag troops. It's very short like three or four word things like God hates USA God smites USA God smites fags, you know, just stuff like that very basic But one of the signs that always setting out to me is being a very very very silly Was actually just show you this this will I'll get treatment of this and then you'll get like an idea of this this is from

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Unknown_18: Louis Theroux's documentary where he's talking to Shirley Phelps about the signs they have.

Unknown_10: The church is situated in a suburb of Topeka, Kansas. Its pastor is the family patriarch, Fred Phelps, also known as Gramps.

Unknown_10: Hi there, you must be Shirley.

Unknown_01: Yes. I'm Louis.

Unknown_10: Hi, Louis. How do you do? But in the last few years, the day-to-day operations have been run by the pastor's daughter, Shirley, a lawyer and mother to 11 children. So where are we? This is an office area, would we say?

Unknown_01: Yes, it is.

Unknown_10: Yes. So these are your signs. You've got God hates fags here.

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Unknown_01: Uh-huh. And God hates you. Just don't think of fags as just those guys who are taking it up the tailpipe. Think of it as people who are involved in some perverted sex act. And I'm talking about anything other than one man, one woman in their marriage bed.

Unknown_10: So beneath that, are there gradations of iniquity, as it were?

Unknown_01: If you see a nation or a people who have risen up with one voice to say that it's okay to be gay, You're looking at a doomed people. Those people have crossed the line. When you say gay pride, you obviously have given over any trace or any notion that you're going to admit that you're sinning. You understand that, don't you? It's okay to be gay. It's an innocent alternate lifestyle.

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Unknown_10: That's what I believe.

Unknown_01: Well, then you can't say, then you believe that it's not a sin. Yes. And so you condemn yourself because by your words, are you justified? And by your words, are you condemned?

Unknown_10: But am I right in thinking that Jesus actually wasn't a big thing for him? He had other priorities rather than homosexuality? And it's not one of the Ten Commandments, is it?

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Unknown_01: Yes. Which one? Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Unknown_10: That's not being gay. It's cheating on someone.

Unknown_01: The streets of this nation are full of married men having fag sex. That's adultery. So don't try to pretend that you don't come under the umbrella of adultery just because you're a fag.

Unknown_18: One of the fascinating things about this documentary by the way especially in retrospect is I remember watching it for the first time is that Louie's approach of trying to hammer in Into flaws of logic Really didn't work especially with Shirley Phelps. He interviewed other people especially like the little kids like the little kids don't really have the understanding to defend their beliefs. When he talks to Shirley and Fred, he has no ability whatsoever to make them crack. Like, there is no facade. Like, anything he comes at them with to try and prove that what they're doing is injecting personal bias rather than a biblical standpoint for their their ministry or their church or whatever. Anytime he tries to do that, she is able to roundly defeat him. I remember thinking that he didn't do the best job when I was like a teenager and saw this for the first time. He didn't do the best job of trying to make her look bad because he or because she is like unassailable.

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Unknown_18: in these interviews. By the way, one thing I noticed is that throughout this I was looking for a specific sign. This is why I bring this up. I was looking for this. It's homosexuality. Is this in the Bible?

Unknown_01: Fags eat feces? That's a fat turn.

Unknown_18: This is like a trailer, and I think it's like it's captioned and dodged by phone on YouTube, looking for this.

Unknown_18: This sign, fags eat poop. And when I saw this 10 years ago, 15 years ago, a very long time ago, I remember thinking, what a silly sign to hold in public. What a bizarre statement. Fags eat poop. Lady, that doesn't even make sense.

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Unknown_18: And lo and behold, many years later, I see this article pop up on all the feeds all over the internet, and I think, fags eat poop. She said this 15 years ago. She was right the entire time. I had no idea. It was kind of a weird thing. And by the way,

Unknown_18: I posted this to Twitter, and Shirley Feldsroeper herself, using the official Westboro Baptist Church Twitter or X account, retweeted me, which I also found very bizarre, because when I was... Actually, let me bring you to the other frame so you don't have to stare at that. Oh, sorry. I just wanted to show that. Okay, anyways. It was very surreal to me, because when I was younger, when I was like a teenager, I was very much into, like, The Amazing Atheist... God, if you're young, you don't even know... You only know T.J. Kirk as the banana guy. T.J. Kirk was, as The Amazing Atheist, was one of, like, the pioneers of YouTube.

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Unknown_18: Because at that time, and the reason why I mention 9-11 is after 9-11, there was this huge resurgence of, like, pro-Christianity, anti-Islam, pro-America sentiment.

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Unknown_18: As a result when the internet happened and teenagers could scurry off away from the prying eyes of their parents and post online People like TJ Kirk and the amazing atheists of me the atheist community which no longer exists because the entire world was atheist at this point They they were extremely popular and extremely influential Which sounds absurd, but I promise you The amazing atheist was extremely influential to the young people on the internet

Unknown_18: You know when the internet was new when YouTube was new There's another point that was gonna make about that, but I forget Eventually he shoved the banana up his ass and boiled his balls and scouting scalding hot oil And that's basically all he's remembered for now He wasn't a very impressive person He was kind of an idiot

Unknown_18: He was just very argumentative and he was good at pissing people off. That's what propelled him to the dizzying heights of early YouTube fame.

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Unknown_18: Which he converted to nothing. By the way, at the time...

Unknown_18: TJ had a ongoing feud with someone named Steven Crowder who Who had just started up his YouTube channel called louder with Crowder a conservative talking point that was also very Christian And TJ did not like him very much

Unknown_18: While TJ didn't become successful at all, and is now kind of an irrelevant Twitch streamer with a small hardcore audience, probably people who have watched him for 15 plus years at this point, LauderwithCrowder managed to get married, and while he was doing his YouTube stuff, his wife...

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Unknown_18: paid, worked a regular job, and supported him financially as he was starting his career as an online celebrity, which at the time didn't really exist as a concept. He was one of the first, so it was kind of a high risk to take. Just a fun fact for all you Loud Earth Crowder fans out there.

Unknown_09: Crowder might wanna know what poop tastes like.

Unknown_18: Oh, I know he knows not to touch it with your bare hands at this point, I think.

Unknown_18: Let's see.

Unknown_18: Actually, it was not okay to be anti-Muslim as an atheist. I remember how much shit his people saw Islam as like something to support to counter like mainstream Christian culture and I remember how much shit even in the 2000s that Bill Maher got for being extremely anti-Islam for saying especially that Islam was worse than Christianity. Like even back then, people did not want to hear that because they were very sympathetic. They wanted to be sympathetic to Muslims for whatever reason. But Bill Maher was always the one that came out and said, no, they're worse. They fucking burn people alive. And I remember in particular, there was a big talking point with the Westboro Baptist Church where they said, you say that Islam is intolerant, but what about the Westboro Baptist Church? And the immediate thing that Bill Maher would say in response to that is, you're talking about so many people in Kansas who have never committed a violent crime ever, versus people who routinely execute gays, stone women to death, burn people alive, drown people, behead people, and have done this for like a thousand fucking years. It's incomparable to say that because the Westboro Baptist Church says fags eat poop, that Islam is somehow a religion of peace comparable to Christianity. And Bill Maher's Jewish, so. That was something that was extremely unpopular to hear. I think it's extremely unpopular to say now, at least with certain circles. People didn't want to hear that.

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Unknown_18: Anyway, sorry, I'm an old man. I'm literally a doddering old man telling regaling the youth the broccoli boys who don't give a fuck about what I'm saying about the the early internet and the bizarre atheist Islam Alliance that was broken up by heroic Jew Wilmar when Was it HBO on HBO? Oh

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Unknown_18: What's up next? I think that's it for news. I think I'm being, I think I'm being a merciful, merciful, loud chat and I'm not subjecting you to too much news. I'm only subjecting you to boomer stories, which is much better, obviously.

Unknown_18: Which one's this? There we go. I do have some true news though, which I know everybody likes.

Unknown_18: Everybody likes.

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Unknown_18: If I ever see any comments about my stream that's like outside of the usual zones that people who like my streams post in,

Unknown_18: It's always like the people who say that they don't watch my streams like well, I like some of his content but The one hour of tranny bashing every day is a bit much. Well chat Unfortunately, we live in a society and as a result it is necessary to subject you to an hour of tranny bashing every day, so Learn to love it. It's what I got to say that I

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Unknown_18: because today I will remind them.

Unknown_18: First up, this is breaking science.

Unknown_18: A groundbreaking new study from the Mayo Clinic utilizing the largest collection of testicular samples in youth found mild to severe Atrophy in the testicles of boys who took puberty blockers leading authors to doubt reversibility claims of these drugs Were you one of the people? Oh wait, you can't see it. I'm sorry I

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Unknown_18: Were you one of the people who doubted that hormone blockers to stop puberty in young boys and girls might be a bad idea? Let's give it up. Let's give it up to our smart thinking audience who somehow managed to crack this code. Without a degree in medicine and without any clinical trials, you were able to somehow magically guess that not blocking puberty for children was a good idea.

Unknown_18: Really, it's unfathomable. How did we know? It must just be luck. We must be in like a long-term gamba sesh, right? How did we know that the COVID shit was stupid? How did we know that giving hormone blockers to children was a bad idea? It's fucking, it's just, I just don't know, man. It's like going to roulette and betting 36 twice and hitting it both times.

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Unknown_18: If only I could collect the winnings. I guess the winning isn't is not losing in this case. That's the best you can hope for And in our current society if you don't if you don't lose You've got the best possible outcome You're pretty high IQ to enjoy key reforms, that's right That's a fact, boyo. Let's listen to some fine trans folks on the street. Do you guys also have an age for maybe when hormone blockers would be permissible?

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Unknown_17: Any age really. Those can be stopped at any time. For hormone blockers, again, that's nothing that doesn't really have any negative effects. Blockers, right. there's no real negative impact of them, right? Because it just delays stuff. It doesn't like permanently prevent anything. Bothial said that hormone blockers don't have any negative impacts. I've heard otherwise. With any medication, there's some side effects, right? Like with Tylenol, there's side effects, right? But like, you still give Tylenol to kids. There's some potential side effects with any medication, but it shouldn't prevent if somebody really wants that. Because that stuff is like life-saving. And so people should still have access to that.

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Unknown_18: It's life-saving. These people unironically believe that stopping a child from naturally developing his or her sex organs as they proceed into adulthood is the most correct, most life-saving route possible.

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Unknown_18: This gunted man, he's not only gunted, he's trying to have like a breast window. I don't know what you call that, like in a woman's shirt where they try to have like a cleavage window. But he's trying to do one of those and it's just like his manly chest.

Unknown_18: I use the term manly kind of loosely here, but that's what he's going for. And he's like, yeah, I have the understanding and the expertise to roundly support this medical thing that is in vogue right now.

Unknown_18: You can see where they stuck them in the asylum and lobotomize them. I think a lot of people can. It's Ronald Reagan's fault, so we all say.

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Unknown_18: The booby hatch.

Unknown_09: I don't have this tab pulled up. Give me one second.

Unknown_09: Ah, this is a...

Unknown_18: So there was a stabbing in Melbourne, and when I saw it, I immediately suspected that this was an Arab attack. This was a Muslimic, Islamic attack on Australian citizens for the various reasons that Muslims love to stab people.

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Unknown_18: That is not the case.

Unknown_18: Actually, let me find something really quick.

Unknown_09: So he was not a Muslim.

Unknown_18: He was white.

Unknown_18: And his motivation is under investigation. I should warn you. And for some reason, this image does not want to fucking load. I guess my internet is probably shutting out.

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Unknown_18: But.

Unknown_18: This is him. See, when I saw this, I thought he was like Middle Eastern or something, but he's clearly white. I think he's from Malta. So that's like, he's basically like a mix between Italian and North African. He's kind of close to Moroccan. I was not that far away.

Unknown_18: But all of his victims, except for one, were either a child or a woman. So I want to say it was seven women.

Unknown_18: a nine-month-old baby girl, the baby also happened to be a girl, and one security guard.

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Unknown_18: so there is an investigation from the police of Australia into if this was a hate crime against women and there is some reason to suspect that besides just The victims being female the suspicion also comes from statements from his father Yes, why because he wanted a girlfriend and

Unknown_16: And he's got no social skills.

Unknown_16: And he was frustrated out of his brain. And I saw him having a meal at a restaurant, walk out of the restaurant, and he just, boom, fell into a shot. There's something physically wrong, besides mentally wrong.

Unknown_11: Only yesterday, in her final post on Instagram, first time mum, Ash Good, holding her new baby wrote, I didn't fucking ask, mate.

0:34:12
Unknown_18: Was looking for something, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to find it in time What I was looking for was this guy Had a gay dating profile And well it wasn't explicitly gay. Oh, it wasn't a dating profile. I remember sorry let me get this right I

Unknown_18: He was listed online as an escort. He was trying to sell sex.

Unknown_18: And in his profile, he was willing to hook up with women, couples, men, I'm pretty sure men explicitly, and transgenders. And at first I just thought he was a homosexual, right? I thought he was just like cruising for booty,

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Unknown_18: He's what they what they call now nowadays the kids they say they're pansexuals. I was thinking maybe he was one of those pansexuals But now in retrospect, I think he was just like an explicit incel

Unknown_18: and he was on an escort site like hoping that someone would like like pay him for sex so he didn't have to like navigate the complex social avenues required to like required to acquire sex he just thought someone would pay them pay him and uh that would suffice but i don't know if like

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Unknown_18: that ever happened. I would be interested in seeing how many people hired him for his sexual abilities, considering he was apparently longing for a girlfriend. Dude, can you imagine, right? Okay, you are a woman, and for whatever reason, you have like a male libido, and you desperately need to have sex. So you go online, and for whatever reason, the least creepy guy that you find on this escort service is this, like, uh, this Maltese man.

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Unknown_18: And then you pay him for sex.

Unknown_18: And I'm gonna assume that there's something wrong with you. You're missing a leg and an eye on different sides. Your left leg and your right eye. So, uh, you have to pay, I guess.

Unknown_18: They're probably not, just being real.

Unknown_18: and then afterwards he tries to like girlfriend you like like i paid you for sex and you're still here why is this he's like well i i thought we had a real nice connection and i was hoping uh we could see each other again Outside of the the pay for escort service that would be like the most awkward fucking thing the most awkward Encounter of a person's entire life like the worst possible thing that could ever fucking happen to a person It's trying is like being propositioned by your your prostitute in bed Which I assume is what this guy was trying to do. Aha. Hoo-hoo. Hee-hee All right. Let's take a look. Let's rate this dating profile chat. I got it. I

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Unknown_18: This is Joel, an escort from Sydney, New South Wales. He is age 35 to 40, 170 to 174 centimeters, which I think is short. I think 170 is really short. CM to IN. Let's see if we can crunch the numbers here, chat. 66 or 67 inches. And then we do calc 67. 12 he is 5 foot 6 on a good day if he straightens out his back really well 5 foot 6 to 5 foot 7 Pretty dire chat pretty dire Not that short The wee little midge a bow-legged dwarf

0:37:48
Unknown_18: Scooting a boot on an escort site saying I'll Pay me for my services. There's a there's a pot of gold There's a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow Anyways, what's next?

Unknown_18: What's his ethnicity Newsy list hair type short eyes green body type solid for a fun time

0:38:47
Unknown_18: Country of origin Australia into ladies men couples groups and parties Transsexuals and the disabled if you are a transsexual cripple This guy is willing to go for it. His rates are probably low. His rates are contact me He's not available Monday Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Friday or Saturday. I

Unknown_18: I guess maybe he shut down his profile, so I'm an athletic good-looking 39 year old guy Let me gently massage all of your body and have me in any in every way I can do groups romantic or anything you desire. Just let me know anything you need I Didn't think that a escort could ever sound desperate but I

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Unknown_18: I'm gonna say that this this escort descriptor Sounds desperate do I do I sound accurate when I say that I don't want to like be too mean and just like make shit up I try to try to be grounded in reality when I say things believe it or not It's coming across a little bit desperate to me like please pick me. Please pick me for your escort services. I'm so I'm so giving I

Unknown_18: Okay, chat's backing me up. And listen, when chat's on your side, that's all you need. Unless chat's not on your side, then you don't need them. That's how it works.

Unknown_18: Yeah, boy. I think that might be it for the trim stuff as well.

Unknown_09: Actually, there's a little, let's just keep the femme hamster up for just a second more.

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Unknown_09: We got some trans salamander content.

Unknown_09: All right.

Unknown_18: So this is a weird thing that only trannies do. Uh, maybe you can help me understand it or you can just not help me understand it. I'm okay with either one.

Unknown_18: Trans Salamander aka Kevin Gibbs is Very very proud of his neo vagina Which is a bit weird already. However, he's extremely proud of his neo vagina in like a specific way Which only a man could ever be I want you to tell me in chat Have you ever?

0:41:18
Unknown_18: ever ever ever ever in your life heard a natal woman

Unknown_18: brag about how big her vagina is. Oh wait, can you name anybody? Maybe Lisa Lampanelli? Maybe she's made some kind of comment about how gaping and massive her vagina is. It's not usually something that people brag about, right?

Unknown_18: Yes.

Unknown_18: For whatever reason, gay men, when they get their penilectomy, penile-scrotal-lectomy, okay.

0:41:54
Unknown_18: They like to brag about their depth. They'll say, Kevin will be like, or not just Kevin in particular, but these people who are, for whatever reason, proud of their depth will be like, oh my god, I can fit a fixed nth dilator. And that's like a thing that they post on social media, like, oh my god, my surgery was so good, I can go eight inches now.

Unknown_18: And Kevin Gibes wants to be one of those people.

Unknown_18: But he has a problem, Chad.

Unknown_18: Much like how his weenus was very small, his venus is even smaller. I think his vagina is only like two inches deep. And he gripes about this on social media. He openly complains to the world that he is not a valid wahmen because his vagina is only two inches deep.

0:42:31
Unknown_18: And he has been trying for a very long time to have this rectified. He's been trying desperately to get his vagina deepened so it can get blown out better. I think it's like healed up so much that it's not only just not really deep, it's very like small, like the circumference is small. So it can't, it's not flexible like a vagina. It's like a pee hole.

0:43:06
Unknown_18: And it can't accommodate any kind of penis.

Unknown_18: Like normal size penis. So he complains that he can't have sex and sex is painful.

Unknown_18: However, that didn't stop him from trying. He hooks up with this guy. Um, yeah, this is another tranny.

Unknown_18: He met up with them.

Unknown_18: Um, I'm just going to say this. Okay. Don't to all you there booze out there in my chat, please do not get angry at me and start, um, complaining. God, if this would just fucking load my site and dead, is that the issue? The site just down.

0:43:47
Unknown_18: No, I'm just suffering. I'm just suffering as I do.

Unknown_18: The fuck is it like this one picture not gonna load I went through and I pre-loaded all this already Look at this one loads. Does this one load? No There okay look

Unknown_18: Just the way that like his hair is swept to one side and he has kind of like this square face and the nose ring He kind of looks like a tranny hitler. You know what? I mean? Okay. Look don't I'm not stretching on this. I promise you the square face kind of like flat

0:44:29
Unknown_18: hair swept to one side, and the nose ring kind of looks like a toothbrush mustache. And I'm just thinking, especially when it's a thumbnail, I'm thinking, that's like a tranny Hitler.

Unknown_18: No, it doesn't.

Unknown_18: Mein zwei-inch vagina.

0:45:06
Unknown_18: My 2 inch armhole.

Unknown_18: We need to widen the armhole.

Unknown_18: To the big Kevin armhole.

Unknown_18: Something like that.

Unknown_18: Most people are better than Kevin guys, okay?

Unknown_18: Anyways, apologize. No, I will not stalk a child. Uh, anyways, so he, I don't, I just want to skip all of this. I think there was gay sex. He says, um, he's implying that it's lesbian sex, but it's still gay sex filled out of practice with peopling.

0:45:40
Unknown_18: Where's the one he says, my pussy is sore, angry face.

Unknown_18: Did she get a good workout? Thinking face. Admittedly, not as much as I was hoping. She's too big and I'm too tight. Grumble. But yes, LOL. He says I wanted her inside me so bad, but doing a sort of fraught move with our bits still felt really good. So I want you to imagine this, right? Tranny Hitler.

Unknown_18: and this other gay man mounted each other. And unfortunately, because the Danzig corridor was still seized and not properly dilated, he couldn't do it. He couldn't fit inside.

0:46:21
Unknown_18: And so they just rubbed and ejaculated that way and called it a day. And Kevin Gives just feels heckin' gender euphoric as a result of this.

Unknown_18: And this is what I'm supposed to believe is a normal, healthy, happy sexual relationship in the year 2024 between two people who just love, just like our love, and they're no different from us.

0:47:02
Unknown_18: Every tranny talking about sex words it like Christian. Well, they're all mentally handicapped like Christian, I think.

Unknown_18: Okay. Next topic. Okay, sure. I think the femme hamster has been dismissed.

Unknown_18: We got regular LOL cow content. Is that so?

Unknown_09: Oops, no, that was just the next tab that I wanted.

Unknown_18: so while stunning and brave Australians are unable to compete in the dating market and try to sell their b-hole for just a little bit of Companionship on the internet one man has decided to go where no other man has gone before Especially no one so and looks max. This is Laplace victim. He joined the Kiwi farms to

0:47:54
Unknown_18: Declare victory? I'm not really sure. I'll read his post and we'll come to a conclusion about what this is. He says, Hello subhumans. Admit it, the incels were right. Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating. I am a former incel. When I was an incel, I admit that I was average in looks and my neurodivergence was probably most responsible for my situation.

0:48:27
Unknown_18: However, the solution to my problem was not therapy or working on my personality. No, it was looks-maxing that led me to lose my virginity. I was a virgin at 16 and now at 18. My body count is 17. Despite the fact that I am still neurodivergent with so-called in-cell brain, this is what I look like currently. I have read the incel thread on this forum, and it's clear that you kiwi farmers are highly delusional. Your dating advice comes straight from the normie handbook. The solution is to improve your looks. In my case, I got really lean, from 16% to 11% body fat.

0:49:03
Unknown_18: I started skincare routines, got a pretty boy haircut. It's called a broccoli haircut, so not a pretty boy haircut. Started chewing and mewing, which is probably coke, but the theories behind it seem legitimate. There are many other small changes, but these are the main ways I improve my appearance. This is what I looked like pre-ascension, and he looks normal. If he looks more normal than in those pictures, there's a reason for that. I'll explain why.

Unknown_18: You are self-loathing neets who are in denial about being incels. Here's the faces of the notable Kiwi farmers look like.

0:49:40
Unknown_18: And there's a picture of Dunsparce, who is married. I think Thotto is married.

Unknown_18: Kamov is married to Thotto. I don't know about Trompanos. I think she's just asexual. I don't even know if that's her, to be honest with you. I don't know if any of these people are him or who they are, except for a CIA nigger. That's definitely him. And me. That's definitely me, so I'm told. I don't know, he might have me dead rights though.

Unknown_18: Those who lead the forum represent the members. Thus, the most notable members of Kiwi Forum is likely to resemble the other members. One of the former moderators, Trombonista, is unironically a troon and a hideous one at that. No, she is not. This is ironic for a forum known for hating trainees. Is this why people think that, that the forum is ran by trainees? Trombonista is just a Jewish woman.

0:50:15
Unknown_18: She's been around since longer than I have.

Unknown_18: The lack of sexual dimorphism and poor health indicators among the notable members look are similar to the trunes They mock if someone posted a photo of Nolan claiming he was a trans man Kiwi Farms members would start pointing out how poorly Look how round and feminine his head shape is and his eyes are clearly female. Just look at the brow ridge What about the space what about the space between the eyes is that feminine? I think it is even

0:50:53
Unknown_18: Apparently a biological girl.

Unknown_18: Let me give you some dating advice. Stop listening to the dating advice women give and instead look at the actions they take. Tinder experiments are a good way to assess what women actually want, bro.

Unknown_18: I know he's 18, but this is like, I don't know, I guess being 18 is an excuse for being so fucking dumb. This idea is similar concept to the discuss in the Malcolm Gladwell TED talk this guy's listening to fucking TED talks on how to get laid Moskowitz This is what women want and then it's a broccoli boy

0:51:43
Unknown_18: Um, okay. So the reason why he looks really different from his old picture is that his parents are loaded. His parents are very rich and they've paid to give him, um, cosmetic surgery.

Unknown_18: So the reason why he I think some people speculated that it was photoshopped But he later admits in his post that no his parents are just absolutely cash out the ash rich He has everything he could ever want he has the final financial stability and toys that both women want and little girls at his age want and he has the ability to go get whatever cosmetic surgery work that he needs done and And that's his secret. What's the secret to getting laid? Become vapid. Spend money. Get, uh, cosmetic surgery. And then go on Tinder and find, uh, dumb holes that just want to have sex and have sex with them.

0:52:25
Unknown_18: You too can follow this plan. Uh, I don't know. I thought this post was very funny. And I hope this kid, uh, manages to grow up and doesn't kill himself.

Unknown_18: He's like very close to the Elliot Rodger thing where There's there might be a point where he starts realizing that all these people he surrendered with her surrounded himself with are like vapid and he doesn't feel a real connection with any of them and then if he tries to get into a relationship and he his like autism And just the general way that he treats people, like repulses women he actually covets, that might make him a mass-stabbing perpetrator in a shopping mall or something.

0:53:15
Unknown_18: Recoping, maybe.

Unknown_18: Broccoli-haired aristocrat.

Unknown_18: He does look a lot like Elliot Rogers, especially, dude, especially in these pictures. It's like, did you just like hand, like an Indian cosmetic surgeon, a picture of Elliot Roger and say, this is the most Supreme gentleman. I want to look like him. Here is my father's credit card. The guy's just like, okay, you will be down to six hours at the end of it. I will give you a 7-Eleven Slurpee and some Lidocaine. Have a nice day, sir.

0:53:58
Unknown_18: And then he woke up and he was just Elliot Rogers.

Unknown_09: Um, okay. I think that's it for this guy. What's next? What's the next tab?

Unknown_09: Todd did not mute.

Unknown_18: I'm not gonna read any of this. I will instead just point out that this exists because Elaine loves attention and You can't really make her feel bad. Like if you try to make fun of her with the intention of making her feel bad It's not possible. She has like no self-esteem and no self-worth and if you just acknowledge she exists That's more than what her father has ever done and as a result you will become like a part of her weird myriad of fixations This is a mentally ill skelly woman in the UK she has like completely destroyed herself trying to become a part of the sector and And someone spent the time to write a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, extremely, extraordinarily, Utterly totally long and comprehensive new OP that spans three entire posts I can keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling every mistake every stupid-ass fucking argument every every fight that she's ever had with every e-daddy every time anyone's ever mentioned her all the times that she's threatened to swat people and get them killed and have them hacked and all this other gay bullshit that she pretends to do all the fucking time all day every day and Instead of having any kind of productive, healthy life has been documented in these posts, making it one of the most comprehensive threads on the entire site now, which I'm sure she loves.

0:55:18
Unknown_18: Yeah, Selena's troll cow on Twitter. That's what she calls herself because it's like, she can't mentally handle the fact that people just think she's a lolcow. So she's like, I'm not a lolcow, I'm a troll cow because I trolled you. Okay, okay. I'm done with the Skelly. I'm done with this.

0:56:14
Unknown_18: Just thought I would mention it, because this guy did a really good job, even though, um, there are funnier people to put this kind of effort into.

Unknown_18: Steven Bunnell the second has had a allegedly had a sexting leak my boy Steven is a poonhound and More than that. He is like a proper I guess he's like a proper sex addict because he has the money in the clout to like pull in all these BPD girls and

0:56:57
Unknown_18: So he just like hits them up on Instagram and then just starts goon session with them. I'll read this. It's a little bit embarrassing, but apparently it aligns with other private messages that Destiny had leaked in the past.

Unknown_18: So if this is legitimate, this is pretty embarrassing.

Unknown_18: He links to a Pornhub video, which I think is a foot fetish video And then she replies saying gotta watch it on mute family and kids all over the place here in our house face palm emoji laughing crying emoji X Destiny says ah ha ha ha yes, ma'am He says mmm if you can give me a discreet vid of your little feets smiley face

0:57:42
Unknown_18: And I think this is like a time skip she replies saying just Becca XX love emoji. I told you what happened X Destiny asked her and you've done group sex orgies before she says not by my free will no XX heart emojis I was forced XX Lads

Unknown_18: So first of all, if you're ever asking a girl you just met about orgies, um, you're fucking up.

Unknown_18: If she replies with, ha ha, no, I was gang raped though, tee hee, ooh woo, um,

0:58:21
Unknown_18: Red flag, that's a red flag, that's a multiple, that's actually like a clown, like imagine that you have a red flag stuck in the back of your throat and you start pulling red flags and they're all tied together and you can feel it coming all the way out from your asshole. It's just roped all the way through your intestines and stomach and you're just pulling it and the only way is to keep yanking these red flags out of your fucking mouth hole. That is the level of red flaggage that is happening when you get that response from a girl. I'm just letting you know.

Unknown_18: Don't know if you need to be told this I'm sure some do but that's what we're talking about here Destiny replies to a message from her saying because my parents are like super super strict Don't do this. Don't do that. Don't go there. Don't talk to Hi, and then says see more I guess because she was brutally gang-raped her family is now very protective and And are like, okay, be very careful and don't get gang raped again. But she now resents them for that because it's a traumatic event. And he replies saying, well, fuck it. It would be so hot to drive you home from a date to make you suck me off in the car. I'd love to send you inside to your parents after making you swallow a full load from me. This is the immediate message after I was gang raped, tee hee.

0:59:14
Unknown_18: She replies saying your only purpose is Life is worshiping me pink heart crown emoji woman wearing a crown emoji This is also a red flag. There's some psychotic shit She follows up by saying put me as your phone's wallpaper Trust me on this crown emoji woman wearing crown emoji lip emoji if you want to be kinky then be kinky properly big X lol auto-type couldn't keep up laughing crying so many errors he says god damn drooling emoji why are you so far away crying emoji she says i know i know xx heart he says also god damn if you got any more pics or vids you need to send them too and then i don't know what to to call this uh emoticon where it's like two like the the less the greater than period less than is there a name for this emoticon sequence if there is please type it in chat i don't have a name for it but that's what he posted

1:00:37
Unknown_18: Later on she says it's been fun and different set son for Steven laughing emoji lip emoji hand over mouth emoji hashtag what?

Unknown_18: Steven Seven hours later replies God, holy fuck. I just came eight times today lol Jesus

Unknown_18: He says, more responses from me tomorrow. OK, OK, I'm passing out. She says, OK, X, can't wait to see them. XX, hug emoji.

Unknown_18: Then she says, see, I told you, I'll blow your mind. So this is a tacit admission from Destiny that he does a seven hour long goon sesh, probably longer, where he attempts to ejaculate eight times a day.

1:01:28
Unknown_18: So Destiny.

Unknown_18: being elevated to a position of wealth and privilege that few people in this world can ever hope to achieve, uses that time and that position to solicit nude images from girls who are mentally, cripplingly mentally ill, victims of gang rape, who talk about being gang raped as if it was like a silly prank pulled on her, and then goons for upwards of seven hours, at the minimum, seven hours a day.

1:02:00
Unknown_18: And if you want to know, this exactly, succinctly describes why I feel Destiny believes the politics that he does. There was a documentary, or some kind of like biopic, I don't know what you want to call it, that Turkey Tom put out that I watched over my hiatus. And it was just Turkey Tom and Destiny like hanging out and it's not like a great interview or anything It's just like it's I think that Turkey Tom really really likes Sam Hyde and tries to act like Sam Hyde does Which is kind of cringe, but I don't know But there is some like interesting insights into his past and the one thing is that Destiny kind of apparently started out as like a Starcraft streamer but when he was starting out streaming

1:02:47
Unknown_18: He was also working as a carpet cleaner. He had no education I think he was a high school dropout and he was cleaning carpets like the middle of fucking Kansas or something like just the most like dead-end job imaginable No upward mobility. No sort of fulfillment from work making very little money and then when he got into Streaming and was starting to get partnerships, and you know easily broke that $300 a week that he was making cleaning carpets part-time In his apartment. He's like well fuck it. I guess I'll just do this full-time now, and now he makes multiple million dollars a year and I think that I Think that this is why destiny loves the status quo Because it was I had always kind of had lukewarm feelings towards destiny I always kind of liked him

1:03:42
Unknown_18: But watching this interview and realizing where he came from, if you don't know, Destiny's politics are like. I love everything exactly how it is right now. The things I don't love about it are just the byproducts of like necessary evil. We're currently on the best possible compromise considering all existing problems. He's basically just like, everything is great. The things that are bad aren't so bad. They're better than the alternatives. I like things how they are now. And when you realize where he came from and what his background is and where he's at now, in his mind,

1:04:20
Unknown_18: which is saturated in pornography and instant gratification. He would never risk...

Unknown_18: tweaking society, because in any other timeline, in any other world, in any other situation, he would still be cleaning carpets in Kansas for minimum wage, and he would never have been able to have unrestricted access to mentally ill Instagram girls that talk about getting gang raped like it was a silly party.

Unknown_18: That's my, that's my perspective on Destiny. I really feel like his entire worldview is centered around this concept that he lucked out and he really knows that he lucked out and he desperately wants things to continue on their current trajectory where he can sit around and goon all day and not have to work because he knows if he ever has to work again, if there's a communist takeover or a fascist takeover, he's dead. It doesn't matter if it's Pol Pot, or Stalin, or Hitler, or Mussolini, or Mao Zedong, or Emperor Hirohito, all of those people would look at Destiny and instantly kill him, or rather, have him executed summarily.

1:04:53
Unknown_18: And yeah, the Turkey Time documentary really made me think, wow, this guy is just a piece of fucking shit. There's no mystique, there's no, and then, he's doing this thing, by the way, Don't even have these clips ready to go. I might be able to find them if I do a little digging real quick But he he's correct He's currently doing this thing My internet's probably not fast enough where he just goes on like a tangent that can be easily clipped out of context and I

1:05:45
Unknown_18: There it is. Okay, I do actually have this. Maybe I can pull this up on Twitter and just bypass the slow loading of the Kiwi Farms. If we're lucky.

Unknown_18: If this plays though, I can explain it much more easily. Okay, I'll just try to explain it anyways as we wait for it to load. He goes on these bizarre tangents where he says dumb shit that can easily be taken out of context in like a 1-3 minute soundbite. And his goal is that he wants to put so much dumb shit out there that seems obviously dumb that people will take it and share it and this is his idea of like Trying to break through and acquire more fans and It's the dumbest strategy that you could ever come up with It's literally something that Christian tried to do

1:06:58
Unknown_18: When Christian was, um, new to the new, like, just, just got on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he did this exact same thing. I'll explain after the clip, please.

Unknown_18: Uh, it was such a horrible trip. Oh my God.

Unknown_18: Oh, let me let it preload.

Unknown_18: He does the thing with E.D. where he also uploaded like all this bullshit, and he just assumed that if he uploaded all this bullshit, then the trolls and haters wouldn't be able to keep up, and there would be too much information about him out there, and it would like collapse the whole trolling architecture, and it didn't work. Everyone just documented all the shit that he uploaded, and then uploaded the attempt to distort information, and made fun of him regardless, and that's exactly what's gonna happen with Destiny. It was such a horrible trip. Oh my god.

1:07:41
Unknown_18: Oh, I guess it's not going to play. Maybe I can try to download it from the forum.

Unknown_18: Will the Kiwi farms be faster than the X? Let's find out.

Unknown_09: Oh, I don't think this is a 22 second clip.

Unknown_18: This, this file is like one megabyte. It's like a one megabyte file.

1:08:14
Unknown_00: Okay, let's risk it. I bet I can race. It was such a horrible trip. Oh my god. Normally, whenever me and Malina would travel, um, we would usually only do cuck stuff for a single night, but because Nym, I guess she really wanted, like, somebody who was, like, Middle Eastern and had, like, a 15-inch dick or whatever because it's, like, four times bigger than mine, I had to do it for four nights. They said they would lock me in the corner of the room and just, I would be getting cucked over and over and over again. It was a brutal trip.

Unknown_18: So this is a joke, like, theoretically.

Unknown_18: And the issue with this joke is that, number one, it's self-deprecating. Number two, it's not really obviously a joke. Number three, he already has a reputation for being a cuckold. Number four, there's already a rumor that his girlfriend was fucking this guy because she made, like, fucky eyes at him. I think this was the guy that she tried to lick. Like his ongoing girlfriend tried to lick his face?

1:08:49
Unknown_16: This is Destiny's girlfriend or wife, I think girlfriend at the time.

Unknown_18: And then, it's probably not gonna load, just because of my luck, but she tries to like lean in and lick his face, and Destiny has to come in and interrupt. And this laid like the foundation that, number one, he's a cuckold.

1:09:28
Unknown_06: I'm not okay with that because he knows that's really embarrassing and then years later after this rumor Circulates for years and years that he's a cuckold and she's fucking this guy that she leans in to lick his fucking face like a dog He comes in and says that yeah, by the way like a 15-inch dick or whatever because it's like four times bigger than mine I didn't do it for four nights They said they would lock me in the corner of the room and just I would be getting cucked over and over and over again It's a brutal trip

Unknown_18: So the problem is is that the information overload Christian thing is not going to work because all you're doing is Self-deprecating and it already it conforms to what people already know about you So all they're going to do is exactly what happened here. They're gonna take the clip They're gonna put it and they're gonna say haha this Islamic Chad Giga fucked his wife and he would just sat there and masturbated like a little bitch boy and It's gonna get shared 25,000 times and be watched 13 million times like that's the outcome of this But he really thinks it's like some kind of 2000 IQ Samahai like what's real this character is so deep I can't tell what's real and what's like a character man. I need to go watch Destiny streams to figure out like what's real and what's not who is the real guy? I can't figure it out just by watching these clips, bro.

1:10:16
Unknown_09: I

Unknown_09: Oh, is this like a bunch of bot accounts?

1:10:57
Unknown_18: I thought maybe chat was like doing a thing.

Unknown_18: There's literally no point in trying to like ban all the bots and I don't really care about the dreaded n-word. So I'm just gonna let it run. Oh, it's on, is it on kick or is it on rumble? Oh, it's on kick.

Unknown_18: I would hate to make the kickers go over to rumble, but I'm gonna have to do it cuz that's like a spam thing It's not fair to the other chats. All right. I'm just gonna kick you guys kick the kick chat off and You'll have to use rumble. Unfortunately, I Can't believe I can't believe it shot Evil Eddie man evil Eddie flip the switch and Evil Eddie took it all back Evil Eddie that fucking bitch the BMG right? No, that's all like random characters. That's like all pot accounts. There's like one guy Cool All right, that's destiny there's more Oh the shit, okay, I just so this guy this Australian retard I

1:11:35
Unknown_18: Went viral like a couple years ago for yelling at somebody and a child's video game. Let's watch The entire fucking map to come to o2 I'm like I had no nothing to say I was literally speechless I did not speak that entire time because I was so confused why we were studying the game I've never been this mad at a person in entirety of my life I Apologize, I'm still a little new at the game

1:12:18
Unknown_22: If you don't even know how to win the game, why are you playing?

Unknown_09: I kind of feel like this is a bit, like he's just like silly yelling.

Unknown_18: I don't know. I could be wrong, but when I first saw this clip, I thought, wow, this is really inoffensive. It's just a guy yelling. Um, but apparently, I don't know. I've heard that this is like how he actually is. So this is not like a thing. Um, and he's extremely upset about this clip. He, um, had it like taken down from Carl Yobbs, like YouTube account. Um, and Ice Carl Yobbs has a friend because of it.

1:13:10
Unknown_18: And now is like mass DMCA-ing people over this.

Unknown_18: Uh, because he's really upset that it makes him look bad.

Unknown_18: And then I want to say that, oh, is this the clip where he explains like why he's upset about him?

Unknown_18: We might be able to play this as well, or I think we're pushing our luck right now, chat.

Unknown_09: Oh, we're definitely pushing our luck.

1:13:45
Unknown_18: That luck is getting fucking pushed.

Unknown_18: And he basically just says, it makes me look bad and I don't like it. So I'm going to use my cop. I don't want to be the bad guy and I don't want to be the bad man, right? And, and DMCA people, but I got, uh, I got, uh, cause it's my, my copyright and it makes me look bad and people get the wrong idea. So I'm going to, I have to, I gotta do it. I gotta, I gotta DMCA people cause I don't like it anymore. It's really pathetic.

1:14:19
Unknown_18: Um...

Unknown_18: And also, cause he's Australian, I don't know if you guys know this channel, um, but I, I fucking, over my hiatus, I binge watched this guy called Bub Games, and all he does is just troll the fuck out of people on like, Rust, and, but mostly Gmod, he goes into like Gmod RP servers, and just like, trolls the, like just shits up the place. And it's really funny, and, I don't know, I have like a, I am,

1:14:55
Unknown_18: a little bit more patient with Australians, I think.

Unknown_18: But the, don't say he's base. You can say he's funny. You can say he's like a good video maker, because he, there were videos where I was like laughing, crying. It was, he's really funny. But the problem, I had to skip all the ones where he, there's like apparently a roleplay server in Gmod, where it's like you roleplay as like Nazi-occupied Poland,

Unknown_18: And he really, really hates this server because the Nazis is bad. So everything I do in indignant anger at this RP server is extra righteous. And he gets mad if someone says something homophobic. He's like, that's not banter. That's homophobic. I'm going to kill you now in the roleplay server. Because I think he's a homosexual.

1:15:37
Unknown_18: I think he's like in real life because in his rust trolls troll videos. He has like gay pride flags on his doors I Guess you I've never played rust but apparently you can like set skins or paint Surfaces in the game so for all of his doors in the game. He makes them like Rainbow flags, but he gets like he gets like actually pissed if someone says they support Trump or someone says that says the the word faggot or the n-word he goes Oi mate, you can't, you don't got no license for that, they don't issue no license for that, that's not banter, that's not banter, that's not funny, you can't say that. And then he like starts fucking with him and it's like, it's not like, you can't be both like...

1:16:17
Unknown_18: A dark triad, VPN hopping, 10,000 Gmod accounts loaded up, um, trying to like annoy the fuck out of people, just trying to enjoy their time off work and like a role play server. And then also go, or that's deeply offensive. It's different when it's something I don't like. That's pretty fucking weak.

Unknown_18: Fucking awesome.

1:16:56
Unknown_18: It's a shame.

Unknown_18: Anyways, that has no relation to this guy getting upset over his gay ass clip being shared, but I wanted to vent about bubgames because I really enjoyed his videos until he like started preaching. Well, that's a racist remark. That's a derogatory slur for homosexual folk, which I am. So I'm going to have to troll you now in Jew mode.

Unknown_18: Cringe.

Unknown_18: Next, Kurtaner. Kurtaner is the guy that ran 420 Chan. He sold it to Frederick Brennan, the founder of 8chan, for a pittance and now owes this guy $12,000. And I want to dedicate this piece to all you players and all you ladies out there.

1:17:27
Unknown_20: The name of this piece is called

Unknown_20: My bitch better have my money. Morning, morning, morning, morning Morning Morning, morning, morning, morning

1:18:05
Unknown_18: So he posted this to the guy post a spreadsheet that shows that Kurt Tanner owes him twelve thousand six hundred forty two dollars Canadian and Then Kurt Tanner on his real og anonymous account, which is the fucking gag inducing level of cringe for your handle shows that he supposedly has a hundred and sixty six thousand dollars in the cryptocurrency and

1:18:51
Unknown_18: And for some reason is not paying this nice man back the money that he owes This is his message trolling him so in this argument by the way I

Unknown_18: He's talking to people who are making fun of him for being a fucking loser and he tries to epically own somebody on the internet by declaring

Unknown_18: My brother in Christ, I was a Chan admin for 17 years, to which someone asked, does that pay well? And he says, I did it for free. And the result of this statement, this declaratory statement that he moderated 420 Chan for free for 17 years, is literally hundreds of replies making fun of him for being a Janny who swept it up for free.

1:19:54
Unknown_18: Now I will remind you, and it took me a while actually to find this. I did not have the presence of mind to preload it as I don't.

Unknown_18: I try my best, but I'm retarded. Unfortunately. Uh, let's see if I can actually get this loaded. I mean, I may be able to, if I'm lucky. If we pray and tap dance correctly.

Unknown_09: Oh, dude, I completely forgot about this.

1:20:32
Unknown_18: Hold up.

Unknown_18: I saw something that I completely forgot about that we might watch. I mean, I guess there's not like, I don't have anything else to do. I could make this a long stream and talk about this too. This is from a while ago though. Let me show the video that I want to, I want to play and then, um, and then,

Unknown_18: Bring this up just in case.

Unknown_18: So I played this one stream a while ago and I then clipped it for my own nefarious purposes.

1:21:08
Unknown_18: And if we're lucky, I may be able to play it for you today.

Unknown_18: They're probably not.

Unknown_18: What a shame.

Unknown_18: Oh there, okay, yeah, perfect. It's playing, it's playing I think.

Unknown_18: This is Kurt Tanner, who claims he's worth $200,000. Do you remember this clip?

Unknown_05: Do you remember this clip, guys?

Unknown_18: This guy keeps threatening me. He's been threatening me for like years, that he's gonna like bring me down and shit.

1:21:44
Unknown_20: This is, I don't understand.

Unknown_20: Ah!

Unknown_20: He has like gout or something all of his finger like toenails are black his feet are bloated one looks like it has scabs on it He's about to scream though.

Unknown_18: Hold up This is the scream it's really loud

1:22:37
Unknown_18: So that's really really loud if you play it at regular volume and then he proceeds to eat hamburgers off the floor this was like a multi-hour twitch stream by the way

Unknown_18: When Kurtanar still owned 420chan, he'd try to prop himself up as a twitch streamer by just embedding his twitch stream directly into every page of 420chan. And then he would get fucked up on painkillers and scream about having gout and then eat Burger King burgers off the floor because he can't stand up on his gout feet. That's what he that's why he like desperately forest any user trying to talk about wrestling or pot Or child pornography as it turns out because apparently he had like a hidden pedophile board that like for child models just called pedo but if you were there for wrestling pot or child pornography You would be disturbed in your proclivities by a video of Cortana eating hamburgers off the floor And even that didn't work

1:23:39
Unknown_18: He's being hassled for money on one zitter What can I say chat feels good when bad things happen to bad people Okay, the thing I was going to mention was that I forgot this last stream, but I'll mention it now I had made fun of Hassan Piker because he's like dwindling in popularity Hassan Piker and

Unknown_18: Idubbbz Have announced that they're going to make a podcast together And I thought that that was a very I don't know if it has this erred I might be behind on this guy don't actually actively follow the items thread Is this out yet? They're they're they're new podcast together What's his beef with me Cortana Cortana is like Antifa and the Kiwi farms is popular to hate in those circles, so that's why I

1:24:38
Unknown_18: Cringe podcast bugged walk mechanics the broke boy stream Can't wait so Need it or keep it the record the retarded cuckold pop. Okay, so one person naked Ike's Says that it has not happened yet You know the maximum damage thing oh man, oh

Unknown_18: Played a clip of that in February where they're talking the maximum damage thing is just like idubbbz and Anisa talking and It's like the most passive aggressive exchange possible So that's depressing nobody watches that I'm interested in seeing the Hassan Piker thing. I have a I Have a theory about this because I thought about this probably more than I should have and I thought, really, what's the appeal in Hasan Piker and iDubbbz? Like, what's the chemistry there? Why would anybody ever want to watch this? And I think the reason why they're doing it, or I say the reason why they're doing it, the reason why Hasan is doing it is different than iDubbbz. iDubbbz is, he has no job. He has no source of income. His channels are all dead. Nobody likes him. He gets made fun of. When they do in-real-life events, it makes negative money.

1:25:26
Unknown_18: So it's just a big fucking disaster. So he needs someone to prop him up. He needs someone to give him a chance. He's like, hey guys, I've been out in LA. I've been sucking dick. I've been debasing myself. I've been apologizing for every N-word I've ever said by lashing myself down the streets of Hollywood like a German during the bubonic plague. Like, I'm really out here debasing myself. I need a lucky break.

1:26:00
Unknown_18: How about you, Hasan? You're popular.

Unknown_18: won't you give me a lucky break?

1:26:37
Unknown_18: not like in terms of content, but in terms of subtext, along the lines of the biggest problem in the universe, where... And the biggest problem, if you don't remember, that was Maddox and Dick Masterson, aka Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass, but just look at cow.

Unknown_18: Dax discovered that sitting next to Maddox,

Unknown_18: made him look great in comparison. He looked better. He looked healthier. He sounded funnier. His jokes were better. He was more charismatic. In every single way, sitting next to Maddox made him look degrees higher than he would have normally just doing his own thing.

Unknown_18: And he's tried to recreate that unsuccessfully with Vito, who's just a gross pedophile that nobody wants to listen to, and that he doesn't look better sitting next to because they agree on everything. But it created, I think, a lightning in a bottle that hadn't existed prior. This idea that you take someone who's unwittingly, who doesn't know it themselves, that they're just there to be a fucking loser, and then you sit next to this fucking loser, and you just look so much better in comparison, as long as you abide by some rules that doesn't make it look like you're exploiting somebody.

1:27:32
Unknown_18: Hassan might be looking at And by the way keemstar tried to recreate this with the locale podcast which um I don't know if I should say this keemstar has like personally reached out to me to like invite me on to this podcast And I told him I told him the exact thing I said on stream like I'm not showing up on something called the fat retard podcast And he tried to dissuade me by saying like no it's not the fat retard podcast people show up on it to talk about locales to I'm like bro And that was kind of the end of the conversation. It was a bit more involved in that because I got snippy with him, but...

1:28:23
Unknown_18: That's how it ended, in general. Anyways, the other part, Hasan. Hasan, I think, may be trying to recreate that, because it's kind of hard. Unless they're like friends in real life, that would also make sense. That's a less conspiratorial position to take on why Hasan would want to talk to Idubbbz. But without them being like in real life friends with a long history, they've met each other, they've been to parties, there's like lots of videos and pictures of them together.

1:28:56
Unknown_18: The only other explanation I can think of is that idubbbz is a fucking loser and hassan knows that he would look better smarter younger More more he got more real got more more tea than idubbbz and next to him and it might make him look better And it might be another venture that can be profitable considering that he thinks that his streaming shit's going down Um So that is the

Unknown_18: the gist of that. I don't know if that will succeed. I don't know if that's actually what's happening, but that's the funnest theory that I could come up with for the iDubbbz thing.

Unknown_18: That's okay. That's an aside. I don't have any things for that. Let me move on to the sector.

Unknown_18: Do I have like an intermission clip actually?

1:29:51
Unknown_18: I'll hold it to show my love for my community. I will actually, Hey, I have a video. What is this video?

Unknown_18: Let me mute this real quick. I don't know what the fuck this is.

Unknown_18: No, no, I do not want to play with men's media player.

Unknown_18: Okay. That's the thing.

Unknown_18: Oh, okay. I got you.

Unknown_18: Sorry. Let me slot these in. I'm being a bit of a fat retard right now.

1:30:25
Unknown_18: Okay, out of internal love for my community, I will just hold it.

Unknown_18: Um, okay. So. Dog Dossier cog.

Unknown_18: Oh, that's the, um, that's a teaser. You're hearing a teaser, a Dossier cog got into a little tiff with Ralph. But before we get to Ralph, uh, let me explain. I have to be careful what I show on stream.

Unknown_18: I think that there was a There was a leak of Uber Eats complaints Like the back end of Uber Eats got hacked and all the complaints got leaked at some point because this somehow ended up on oh No, I see He okay he posted it to a website himself as a retard I

1:31:23
Unknown_18: And the leak says this, or the post says this. Hello, I am writing on behalf of John Harrison on, and I can't, I'll be nice and not say the road, or I'll be conscious and not say the road name, from Oldberry regarding an issue with an Uber Eats order. The order in question is number, the order was for three meals and three additional hash browns, but the hash browns were missing upon delivery. Each hash brown costs a pound and nine pence, totaling six pound 54 owed.

1:32:00
Unknown_18: to Miss Powell. The request is for Uber Eats to refund this amount within 24 hours or face the deletion of both their applications as regular customers feeling unheard. Contact for resolution will be handled through email. So Dosser Cog, who lives on a pittance, a donation from the taxpayers of the United Kingdom. And as we've established, taxes are stealing, which are contrary to spiritual enhancement.

Unknown_18: But he takes this pittance from the Queen's massive treasury and spends it on Uber Eats, hoping to feed himself, nourish himself, because he's emaciated. He wants some McDonald's.

1:32:40
Unknown_18: And he asked for three hash browns to be delivered with his meal, each a pound sterling, nine pence. And none of them, of the three hash browns, zero arrived. which deprives him of the limited financial resources that he has. So he has tried to solicit a response from the Uber Eats customer service, but none came. So he went to gethuman.com and filed a complaint there and said, listen, I have tried as a reasonable man, all possible reasonable attempts at contacting your customer service to try and get my £6.54 in return, and yet I am not being compensated fairly. I will retaliate against you in the strongest possible terms by deleting your app from my phone." Literally what he says, unless you give me my money back.

1:33:17
Unknown_18: I don't know if he ever got his hashbrown money back. However, I do know that by posting his address and his name and his wife's name on the internet, he did dox himself. So let's pretend that you are Dosser Cog and you live at a house.

Unknown_18: Some shithole Street for poor retards in the United Kingdom Your house would probably be it what they I guess they call it a row house Am I is that is the row house the name of these types of houses here? Let's just show how about this if I go to Google and type in a row house is what shows up Is this a row house chat British British angloid chatters who have stayed up to midnight to watch this fucking nonsense show? Is this a is this a row house chat?

1:34:05
Unknown_18: Because it looks like a fucking dump to me. It looks like a filing cabinet that you put losers into, but... A flat. Terraced housing, says Demons Wraith. I like that one.

Unknown_18: Terraced house in the UK.

Unknown_18: On a scale of- Britoids, Britoids, bear with me.

Unknown_18: On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the finest terrace house you've ever seen, and 1 being the most maligned terrace home that wouldn't be fit for an Indian living in London, how do you rank this terrace home, chat? Angloid chat, only angloid chats.

1:34:55
Unknown_18: Demons Wrath replies again, a 5 out of 10. They all look like that. The girl from Bennington says this is a 7. So to give you an idea of how fucking dire it is in England, this house is a 7.

Unknown_18: As far as terraced homes go in the UK.

Unknown_18: Ghost disagrees, he says 4. Host Black goes with him. Double Git says it's a 2. He's going the lowest.

Unknown_18: Okay, I'm getting the feeling that some are being neggers, and they're negging this terrorist home very hard. But a lot of people are saying it's a five. This is actually just what they look like. When you ask for a terrorist home from the council, this is probably what you're gonna get. Enlightening. Thank you, Angloids.

1:35:29
Unknown_18: Of course, after being d-d-d-doxxed, Ethan Ralph, the big bully that he is, who has many reasons to hate Cog because Cog flew his friend out to Portugal to beat his ass live on camera in the streets of Lisbon for everyone to see and laugh at as he clutched his man purse like a fat gay baby sitting in the roads.

1:36:06
Unknown_18: Ralph has a beef with him. And so they took to the kill stream to holler with his wife there to support him.

Unknown_18: Let's listen to the hollering chat. Let's listen.

Unknown_18: So you might be wondering why you only hear a Paget and a British man talking. The answer is Ralph doesn't know that his microphone is very quiet compared to theirs. So he's like hollering in the avocado home in Mexico and nobody can hear him because he's not paying attention to OBS. We're 15 seconds in. Let's see how long it takes him to correct this.

1:36:39
Unknown_04: Why'd you pay a Mexican gigolo to fuck your wife in the asshole, mate? Why'd you rape my lady? Why'd you rape my lady? Why'd you rape my lady? You're alone in Mexico, buddy! Alone in Mexico, buddy! You're a La Croix, little buddy! Ooh! Ooh!

1:37:14
Unknown_04: You're a rage piggy! You're a rage piggy! You're a rage piggy! You're a rage piggy! You have a family and you have a rage piggy! You're a rage piggy! You're a rage piggy! You're a rage piggy! You're a rage piggy! You're raging, Piggy. You're raging, Piggy. You're raging, Piggy. Put that bitch on the phone now! Why did you say a Mexican journalist would fuck your wife in the asshole? 40 or 50, 55 seconds.

Unknown_18: It took, because Ralph's only gambit is to holler. Like he starts hollering at you and then when that doesn't work, he doesn't know what else to do. So when he was hollering over Cog and the Pajeet, and they simply didn't bow to his might, he had no backup plan. And that's what triggered him to momentarily become uncomfortable and start glancing around his computer like, why ain't my hollering working? Ronnie Ralph told me that when someone's yelling at you, you just got to yell back, harder and louder. And I've always done that throughout my entire life. And it's always worked. Well, Why would Ronnie, my papa Ronnie Ralph, why would his advice fail me now? Maybe I just gotta holler even louder." And then he looked down at OBS and was like, ah, fuck. I didn't even, I was gonna crank it up to 200%, but I see I'm only at 80, you know, so I gotta just, I just gotta normalize myself at the comfortable 110% so I can talk over them, and then that'll fix the issue.

1:38:18
Unknown_18: Gotta holler, son.

Unknown_18: When life howls at you, you just howl it back twice as hard. That's what my papa told me. Okay, then he did this.

Unknown_18: See this long ass fucking post. Did I make fun of this last, it's the 13th of April. No, there's no way I could've. So Ralph was apparently contacted by like a competitor to Medium.

1:38:53
Unknown_18: Wait, no, there's no way I talked about this. Let me check the calendar.

Unknown_18: The 13th, yeah, there's no way.

Unknown_18: So, oh god, do I?

Unknown_18: I don't know if I want to read this. Exilio by the Ralph and Mel, a fictional story. This is by like Thinkspot or something. It's supposed to, it's trying to compete with medium.com. And so they hire the greatest of minds, Ethan Ralph, to write a story. And I'll try to read a little bit of it just to give you a feel of the literary prowess that Ethan Ralph as a accomplished journo has acquired over the 40 years spent on earth.

1:39:28
Unknown_18: Exilio by the Ralph a male a fictional story. I was Approached by someone close to think spot and asked to come right here a little bit I had already considered opening a subsect, and I thought I might just do that in conjunction with this, but I liked this guy, and I said yes. Why not, then? I'm in Argentina, which is a real country, host of The Death Watch, my daily live stream on the lowercase i internet. It used to air at night, but I started carrying this site called Nosy during the day, and their main man aired in my old slot, so I just changed the time from afternoon until 10 p.m.

1:40:21
Unknown_18: Fuck the other correct acronym, it's always Eastern Standard Time to me. So, during Eastern Daylight Time, you're supposed to denote that it's Eastern Daylight Time and is a different UTC minus code by saying Eastern Daylight Time, EDT.

Unknown_18: Saying Eastern Daylight Time is apparently so much of an inconvenience to Ralph. that in a fictionalized autobiography that he is writing as his breakout piece to this new publication that he's trying to impress, he takes a moment to break not only character, but the fourth wall and start complaining about the existence of Eastern Daylight Time and the acronym EDT for no apparent fucking reason except for the holes in his brain echoing random wind noises through his ears as he writes.

1:41:08
Unknown_18: I've been stuck there ever since. In a way, it's help. I used to have an ensemble of co-hosts from the nighttime run of the show, but they're all scumbags now. In this sick trade, you have to be ready for a turn at any point in time. Private messages leaked. Fake private messages leaked. Various other incendiary imagery. Sneak attacks from supposed friends. The theft of your child via the courts. It's a nasty business. The pussy has been pretty good, though. Believe it or not, the pussy was fire in pretty much every case. I only ever truly loved two of the women I ended up bedding throughout this fucking insane bullshit. I'll leave that up for debate, not because those bitches give a single fuck, but because it's funnier that way.

1:41:41
Unknown_18: Nora and his mom are my official guesses. Knowing what I know about Virginians, and knowing what I know about Ralph,

Unknown_18: Nora, the one that got away, and Mama Ralph are the two women, the only two women he's ever loved.

Unknown_18: I moved down here to the lovely city of Buenos Aires with family in tow. You know, I'm not perfect, but taking someone's child, leaving while they're out of town and cutting off any access, knowledge, or photographic evidence of that child, somewhat unsavory. Many people might even call it sadistic. If you hate me online, you would say it's justice, or you might not even know about that salient fact until you read this story. It's all about the mob and the accepted lore at the time.

1:42:17
Unknown_09: Um This is gross, I don't know if I want to read this Uh, so this is saying that may is a slut She's a slut The problem was she was crazy and obviously it must be a crazy motherfucker to even dedicate to this to print She was slutty.

1:43:07
Unknown_18: Yes, but I often wondered just how much of her mind I fucked up

Unknown_18: Sam used to tell me that it turned her on to know I fucked other women, so I fucked other women. It seemed like a great setup at the time.

Unknown_18: Looking back on it now, I see as her self-harming and letting me do those things because she didn't think she was worth a shit. Subsequently, she revealed some alleged molestation from a family member when she was younger, a cousin. She also separately when she was, she was also, she was also separately

Unknown_18: Awesome article, bro. This is like the pen where you expose her as being molested just because. Can't even write it.

1:43:41
Unknown_18: Looking back now, I see it so clearly. Sam just wanted to be hurt again and again because she thought she wasn't good enough.

Unknown_18: This just fucking goes on.

Unknown_09: Is this all a rant about May?

Unknown_09: We were going to have a son and she decided to get all serious about all this health bullshit.

Unknown_18: I wanted to. Before and after she left me here in solitary. Exile. I had long stretches of sobriety. The one before we finally broke it off was the hardest. All I wanted was to hear back anything from her. I could see her checking her messages. Just send me a picture of our child, I thought. Tell me anything. One word from her could have stopped me from not caring again. When I don't care, I'm somewhat of a reckless and dangerous person. All I wanted was one word. I was sober and ready for resolution, good or bad. However, it was refused."

1:44:19
Unknown_18: So, if he's so sad, like, in solitary exile, like, bro, you're the one that chose to move to the middle of fucking nowhere where you don't know anyone. Why would you do that?

1:44:53
Unknown_18: Like every place that I've been, I knew somebody there. I never moved out to the middle of nowhere. Like, I don't know anyone here. I'm just going to sit in my fucking room all day.

Unknown_18: It's kind of, kind of a retarded move. Uh, took a bunch of pills, did some acid, paid for women.

Unknown_09: Uh, I'm a retard.

1:45:26
Unknown_18: I hate May.

Unknown_18: Women seem inherently more evil than men. It's hard for me to 100% hate a former domestic partner. Seems a lot easier for them. The female mind seems to take particular joy in trying to humble their ex. If their ex refuses to be humbled, it only motivates them more. Plus, unless you lock these bitches out of everything, and you should, they use every single piece of vulnerable information that you've ever given them, along with some fake shit on top to ruin your life. Dude, like the clip. where you threaten to murder her. I'm not gonna hurt you, he says as he throws shit around like a baby. I can read all of this shit.

1:45:58
Unknown_18: Oh, he spells Argentina right in this paragraph. He did some LSD. The answer is trust no bitch.

Unknown_18: I'm now sober in one of the biggest party capitals in the world. The fucking Zionists are trying to throw us into another war on behalf of their Jewish interests. The U.S. election doesn't even matter. I've got about four civil cases in the U.S. courts over silly shit. Kids stolen from me with no access or updates. Who even gives a shit anymore? Let's just go out fighting.

1:46:31
Unknown_18: Are you fighting? Does it feel like Ralph is fighting? Doesn't feel like it. Feels like he's alone writing up diary entries on bullshit websites somebody's ever heard of.

Unknown_18: You know what I do have, though? This shitty fucking lowercase I internet. I have 2024, which promises to be one of the most consequential years of my lifetime. That's not a bullshit line this time. It really will be. I've got Death Watch back up off the deathbed, and it's rolling along nicely. I said to someone the other day who was simping over some bitch who used to suck my dick, women are like Toyotas. They come out with a new model every year.

1:47:02
Unknown_18: I've always wondered because there there was a guy who left a comment on my last video because I made a remark about the Ed Piskor stuff and how being a 40 year old man chasing after 17 year old girls is a really fucking pathetic and lonely thing to do and He left a comment being bitch like I don't give a fuck if you think I'm creepy I'm gonna fuck all the 18 year old pussy. I want you can't stop me. You can call me creepy all you want I'm gonna fuck that 18 year old pussy like you're gonna like pay for sex and

1:47:37
Unknown_18: and you're gonna pay more every year because you're like 40 and you're gonna start going bald and you're gonna start looking real fucking gross and what am I gonna charge you extra to put up with you and Eventually, you're gonna be like 50 years old and you're not gonna have enough money in your pension to pay for 18 year olds anymore and you're not gonna have a wife and you're not gonna have kids and you're gonna feel really really Unsatisfied with your with your choices in life And you'll still be creepy

1:48:17
Unknown_18: mm-hmm just like Ralph They're not hard to find they almost always aren't special, but they think they are some I assume are good people Which is a Trump crew wow he's so edgy he quotes Trump Wow But stressing over some slugs the dumbest thing can do in life Which is why I don't do it much you smash that pussy not at all inside of it their biggest prize They gave to you over and over again with great enthusiasm This is gag inducing

Unknown_18: That's really pathetic.

Unknown_18: What a sad old man.

Unknown_18: Ralph had two wives and two children. What do you think is gonna happen to those kids? I have a feeling they'll be digging trenches. We gotta have people to dig the trenches, chat.

Unknown_18: All right, that's a rough update. I'm gonna let you guys watch this. I have to go pee. Oh. you Gone, not forgotten.

1:50:17
Unknown_05: All the clans from days long ago. In this ground, they rest all together.

Unknown_06: born with the right to carry the sword of our fathers, who fell with their brothers and us there below.

1:51:10
Unknown_06: They may raze our cities.

Unknown_06: They may burn the land.

Unknown_06: We may die in thousands.

Unknown_06: They will understand.

Unknown_06: We will not surrender.

Unknown_06: Not one boy or man.

Unknown_06: Come, take the sword of the highlands.

1:51:57
Unknown_06: Fight for the right to be free! Never let go!

1:52:56
Unknown_06: We may die in thousands They will understand We will not surrender Not one boy or man Come, take the sword of the highlands From my code To be free

1:54:22
Unknown_05: We will not surrender.

Unknown_05: Not one boy or man. Come, take the Sword of the Highlands. From my

Unknown_18: Bravo, bravissimo. Is there more? Could there possibly be more? The nice thing about a five minute long pee break video is that I don't have to rush it. I don't have to run in there and go like. And then quickly just rinse hands, rub, get back to the closet. I can actually take my time and stress out.

1:54:58
Unknown_18: Good video. Someone asked, who made this? The answer is this guy, Shapeter. And I will give him, assuming that, there it is, here we go. There it is. The only way to get a sticker notification is I'll give him a Achievo sticker.

Unknown_18: On stream, live, on air, everyone may be testament to the Achievo sticker. I'm starting to dilate.

1:55:40
Unknown_18: Okay, so what has Baldo been up to?

Unknown_18: Not much. I've kind of hinted that he's been canceling a lot of his streams. And it's kind of hard because I don't watch his streams. I can't say like, oh, he canceled like half of them. I just see, like when I check his thread, I just see like constantly a notification that, sorry guys, I can't stream today, something came up. It's always like I have a headache, I have to drive kids somewhere, something came up, I got a cold. He's like canceling shit all the fucking time. And it really makes me wonder if he gives a shit.

1:56:13
Unknown_18: Or is just like sick and pathetic.

Unknown_18: So let me read this one first. Baldur's Gate did a breakdown of his familial wealth.

Unknown_18: His maternal grandfather is a guy named Louis or Louis Owen who owned over 20 million shares of something called Petrofac Limited a Jersey as an UK Jersey company Who does petroleum engineering and this today based on this?

1:56:55
Unknown_18: This math this flowchart Equates to about a hundred and twenty two million dollars so the shares that he owned at this point and Now, he's a grandfather, so that gets divided between the children, and then that gets divided between the grandkids, or gets put into trust funds. But basically, there is no way, even with the considerable multi-million dollar donations that they have made over the years, that Nick Ricada has any lost conditions in life.

Unknown_18: Rikeda can do whatever the fuck he wants, he constantly has a trickle of income from his family, and there's no way that, unless he like seriously alienates his entire family by doing something really gross and really stupid, there's no way that he's ever gonna get cut off.

1:57:44
Unknown_18: He doesn't have to work. He doesn't really have to try. He doesn't have to have a successful show. The fact that he did have a successful show and was independently successful for a while is actually kind of crazy, considering he really didn't have to. He had infinite free time, really, to go about living however he wanted, and the fact that his streams did well was just like an incidence that was not, you know, not guaranteed.

Unknown_18: But he didn't really have to, kind of like with Steven Crowder getting bankrolled by his wife, Riketo was bankrolled by his family, and he doesn't have to really try.

1:58:22
Unknown_18: So that could be one explanation of why he can still, like, smugly condescend and smuckle about it. Yes. No, really, my contracts are paying out huge. Sure, you can calculate the fact that my Rumble Rants and YouTube Super Chats and views are all down. All my metrics are in the fucking shitter.

Unknown_18: And the people that do watch seem to just hate me. But the Rumble contract, huge. They're so desperate to have me on. Ha ha.

Unknown_18: That seems like an excuse that he can use to just mask the fact that he's not really Concerned you know he can he can hide behind Invisible contracts that nobody can read with invisible numbers because the real numbers are coming in steadily from a trust fund account that he's always Been able to rely on so he's not really in any danger even if his numbers go to zero he can still keep Calling himself a little all-pope and talk about butt plugs or whatever the fuck he does

1:59:19
Unknown_18: So, um, the most recent development has been this. They talk about the, there has been the ceiling cat, but now there is the corner demon. One of the things that Rakeda has started doing in addition to looking up and to the left or right is that he now looks into the corner of his room.

Unknown_18: Because you can see that his room has space. This is the Zillow listings for the house. And you can see that his room has space in the corners for someone to sit.

Unknown_18: And we have seen, and this is a map of us, we have seen that he will look over and like address somebody.

2:00:01
Unknown_18: When they he has a guest over I like when they came over But he recently canceled one of his streams, and there's something weird about it. I'll let you let you see Should have also downloaded this video, but it not So this is the intro and then he like interrupts the intro and starts talking really accuracy.

Unknown_13: I

Unknown_12: Hey, what's up guys. Welcome to Lawsplaining the Interwebs. I'm your host, Nick Riccato of Riccato Law, a small law firm in central Minnesota. Uh, I have some really shit news. I'm sorry. Um, I have a very important personal issue that I have to deal with.

2:00:41
Unknown_12: I didn't know how to, uh, it's just came up in the last 40 minutes or so. Well, it's 11 45. It came up a little bit before 11. I'm sorry. Um,

Unknown_12: I don't know. If I could do this show, I would. A huge apologies to my guest Megan Fox. We will reschedule this thing as soon as possible. My big apologies to you guys. This is something I have to deal with. I don't have the ability to do the show tonight. I have to take care of it right away. I'm very, very fucking sorry.

Unknown_12: I will see you guys as soon as possible. Monday, most likely. If I can do a weekend show, I'm going to try. My Saturday is really busy. My Sunday may have some time. So, um, really fucking sorry. Uh, fuck.

2:01:16
Unknown_12: See you guys soon.

Unknown_18: Peace. Peace. Notice there were no ceiling cats in that footage, but let's take a look at where his eyes were. There's a part like right here.

Unknown_18: He is looking at something. He is looking something dead in the fucking eyes. There has to be someone sitting there. Who is the corner demon? Who is sitting in that room staring him down? There's another part where he like fully turns his head. I think it's right here.

2:01:49
Unknown_12: I didn't know how to, uh, yeah, it's just came up in the last this entire speech. I didn't know how to, uh, it's just came up in the last 40 minutes or so. And there's a part where his eyes flicker to Megan Fox. Watch his eyes. He flickers to the corner demon too. My big apologies to you guys. This is, uh, this is something I have to deal with. I don't, I don't have that glance.

2:02:23
Unknown_12: I don't have the ability to do the show tonight. I have to take care of it right away. There's another part where his eyes just flicker. Very fucking sorry.

Unknown_18: As he says this to like he's he's like staring something down as he says this very fucking sorry Sorry, I have to deal with this bullshit Staring angrily at the shadow demon in the corner who is making me get off the stream I'm making sure that he knows that I'm saying this and it's about him See you guys as soon as possible Monday most likely if I can do a weekend show was that the I flick I

Unknown_12: and a

2:03:11
Unknown_18: Unconfidently towards the shadow demon to make sure that the shadow demon is nodding. Yes, you can stream again on Monday That's next time you can stream, but he doesn't know he's trying to remember the schedule that was just told to him by the shadow demon that Yes, it is. It is a Monday the next time you can stream We're just doing it over the I need to requiesce your soul for the weekend But you'll be back in time for a Monday stream like that's that was explained to him at some point But he forgot because of the holes in his brain doesn't remember if it was Tuesday or Monday that you can stream again

Unknown_12: If I can do a weekend show, I'm going to try. My Saturday is really busy. My Sunday may have some time. So, um, really fucking sorry. Uh, fuck.

2:03:46
Unknown_09: See you guys soon.

2:04:21
Unknown_09: Oh, I fucking muted myself. God, I'm such an idiot.

Unknown_09: How long have I been muted?

Unknown_18: Was I muted? Was I muted as I was, like, scanning through the video?

Unknown_18: For the entire time? Why are you muted, Josh? What are you doing? For 15 seconds. Okay, that's what I said.

Unknown_18: What's going on in Minnesota? Why are the streamers turning gay? Why are the Christian couples becoming cuckold couples? Why are the weeaboos getting cancer, AIDS? What's going on in Minnesota?

2:04:55
Unknown_18: I don't know.

Unknown_18: It's kind of hard to even make fun of a kid at this point. And I've said this before, but I'll say it again.

Unknown_18: He is trying to become a stand-up comedian. He has gotten it twisted. He's gotten it twisted. And he thinks that he has what it takes to be a funny man. And I guess he wants to be like Dick. He wants to be an LA-based comedian. My only thought is that he wants to do stand-up like Dick, because he thinks that kind of lifestyle is sexy and fun and exciting and fast-paced, and it's not like what he had in Minnesota.

2:05:34
Unknown_18: He's like he's because he doesn't care about his streams because he has no financial loss conditions in his life He just like uses his streams instead of talking about shit people actually care about he just uses them to like practice his stand-up while like intoxicated and Fucked up on cocaine because he's come back with nosebleeds now, so people are spec speculating that he's doing cocaine however

Unknown_18: An expert alcoholic came on the Kiwi farms to say that his theory was not that Rikita is doing coke or bumps of coke, but he's actually an in-stage liver failure because apparently he's circuiting nosebleeds when your liver starts failing.

Unknown_18: or not end-stage liver failure, but entering into liver failure and getting nosebleeds as a result. So those are two conflicting theories. Cocaine is obviously the funnier answer, but if his alcohol is as bad as people think it is, then he could also be entering into liver failure and having complications related to it.

2:06:35
Unknown_18: It's impossible to like Nick. Dude, I wish, I really wish that Dick Masterson never befriended a bunch of pedophiles. That Rikada, um... Fuck, what did Rikada get mad at me about for?

Unknown_18: Because we kept talking because he got mad over the Kiwi farms right and he like started icing me out and shit and refusing to talk about cases that were happening because The Kiwi farms was not being kind to him and Drexel because he was becoming like a fucking murder Like I wish Rikada had like the tenacity to just deal with that instead of crying about it. I really wish so

2:07:11
Unknown_18: I wish Ralph wasn't like a fucking loser, retard, fat, inbred, perhaps potentially incestuous, alcoholic, I don't know. Everything I touch turns to shit.

Unknown_18: I don't know what to tell ya.

Unknown_09: Such is life.

Unknown_18: Oh yeah, the locals and the whine-ons on those locals, yeah. Just sad.

2:07:42
Unknown_18: What is a 40 year old man needs it? You know, what's funny? This is an aside. This is not related to Rakeda But it made me wonder because Rakeda and Dick and Ethan Ralph and all these people I talk about are so old like they're all 40 plus or touching 40s and It made me and like iDubbbz looks old now all these people I talk about routinely are like 30 plus getting older And it's like, I can't decide if.

2:08:18
Unknown_18: The main, like, major entertainers are, like, older now? Because it used to be it was all young people who were, like, the heads of YouTube. But now it's like you have a huge ensemble of people who have been around for a long time and aren't just, like, kids trying to make it big on a brand new platform or getting popular on a brand new platform. It's, like, aged people who have been around for a very long time and who already have success that are just still kicking. Like, Keemstar is also, like, 40 plus and shit.

Unknown_18: It makes me wonder if like, if the internet people, like my generation of internet people are just getting older and we're like embedded in entertainment. Like I include myself, but like those people, I mean, the Kiwi Farms has been around for 10 years too. So I'm also embedded into it. And we're just like embedded people that have been around and there's not like a whole lot of blue ocean for younger people to become successful. Or if things are like,

2:08:58
Unknown_18: bifurcated now like separate like oil and water where I'm just Surrounded by people my own age and I poke fun at people who I understand better who are people my own age and then there's probably like a zoomie culture to where you have like zoomie influencers and Zoomie drama that I would never talk about because it's just like though. That's like retarded kid shit I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? Am I just old and I appreciate older people going through problems that old people go through as a result of like midlife crises? Or is like, are people just embedded and those are who's around to talk about?

2:09:35
Unknown_18: My question is effectively, is it me or is it the children who are wrong?

Unknown_09: There are horrible Zoomer influences.

2:10:09
Unknown_18: Over-represented cuz old people got their first bring zoomers to the farm. You're out of touch And a touch it's the kids who are it is the kids who are wrong, you know what that's what I agree with the people I make fun of are objectively the funniest and all you fucking zoomie dipshit low cows you suck you're fucking skip I don't give a shit about your skippity toilet low cows. Okay?

Unknown_18: I only hear I don't want to hear about the kid the kid the Dude, when the fucking autists come of age, like they're like 16, and they're like super into Bluey, like in the wrong ways, because they're like, aged spergs. Not looking forward to that, okay? I'm not looking forward to like, that those people becoming popular on the internet. I'm comfortable with where I'm at right now, okay? I don't want to talk about them. They suck.

2:10:44
Unknown_18: Anyways.

Unknown_18: There are already zoomers on the farm like me. You're just poolish. Poolish people are different. That doesn't count.

Unknown_18: Okay, I'm just rambling. I was talking about Rikada.

Unknown_18: My boy. Bossman. Ooh, Bufferman Jack. Are we gonna buffer some vids? Smoke some... Oh, that's just a picture. Can I show drugs on stream?

2:11:16
Unknown_18: I was hesitant to show dogs.

Unknown_18: But like...

Unknown_18: Can I show crack?

Unknown_18: Can I show a man smoking crack on stream?

Unknown_18: Boston. Oh man, is it today or tomorrow?

2:11:54
Unknown_18: It's tomorrow, it's, no, it's, oh, it's today here, but it's tomorrow his time. Bossman's birthday is tomorrow, chat. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do for Bossman? I was thinking of buying him a hoodie of like, he likes those pragmatic and, I forget the other one that he really likes. Chainsaw, I think it's like chainsaw or something. I was thinking of getting him a hoodie, but I didn't, because they were very expensive. Here, I'll even show you this, hold up.

Unknown_18: I was dead like I was seriously considering getting this But decided against it last because oh, I didn't decide against it It's just I didn't have the the opportunity to not do this dude look at this fucking bomb-ass hoodie It's not a hoodie. It's a varsity. This is like everything else that they sell looks like shit and But this varsity jacket, I mean, it's very expensive too. That was like, that's fucking crazy. But it's still sold out because it's like so dapper looking. I was thinking, ah, dude, Bossman would look great in this fucking varsity jacket while he smokes his Krakowski and Gambas ashes. But it's sold out. So the opportunity does not exist to get this overly expensive varsity jacket to him.

2:12:42
Unknown_18: And everything else sucked.

Unknown_18: So I didn't.

2:13:15
Unknown_18: Yeah, it looks great. It's a really great-looking varsity jacket. It's too expensive though. I'm a sim bro. My boy is turning He's turning 29, isn't he? Let me ask the chat real quick. I think he's actually I think I'm wrong. I think he's turning 29 My shadow Well, give me a second I'll turn 29 every day chat

2:13:50
Unknown_09: Dude, this shit's so slow. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Unknown_18: Does the internet, does the U.S. have internet? Like, it might go to the U.S. It's not slower than this shit, right?

Unknown_18: That's what I thought. Fuck, boys. I was trying to, just trying to correct me. We said 26. Look, everything I say is wrong the first time, but the second time, I nail it. Don't even try me.

Unknown_18: Uh, okay, let's see if this crack video is ready. Oh, hell yeah, it's ready. We're so ready, Chad. This isn't even gonna get me high, dude.

2:14:21
Unknown_18: Okay.

Unknown_09: Why is it not, why is it not buffering? Oh my god.

Unknown_09: We'll watch this one while that one buffers. This is what we're gonna do.

Unknown_18: We're gonna be tactical about this. I'm good.

Unknown_18: So because he's banned on kick now for like a month,

Unknown_18: He's on Discord doing like private videos. Real nigga shit. This guy's like recording himself screencapping I'm smoking.

2:14:58
Unknown_10: So he's like in discord now hanging out with all these fucking losers that are like secretly recording him smoking crack um I don't know cuz he can't stream on kick anymore, but now he's on discord I don't know what this is my discord is so bad for people you're on discreet like oh

Unknown_18: I'm like going like a secret hidden chat room. That's like nobody can get into it except for my true friends and then I'm just gonna be like honest and real and raw with my true friends and shit and smoke a little cracker Ruski or groom like a 15 year old girl or Post pictures of my dick doesn't let everyone on discord things. It's like oh shit So this chat room was not actually protected at all and it's connected to the internet and people can just save whatever the fuck and record over the fuck they want

Unknown_18: Discord's like, I don't know, it's like retarded. It gives you that false sense of security. I want to say that that hole in the wall looks like a dinosaur was walking on it. You know what I mean? Like a T-Rex took like a big stomp.

2:15:49
Unknown_20: It was like showing off his holes.

Unknown_18: That's a big hole. Oh, did we never get views of this room like this from this angle?

Unknown_18: That's the hole that you can always see. That's the big hole that he's worked on for a long time.

Unknown_09: We never get an angle of this room either, from this side. There's a bunch of shit on the floor. I like this room tour.

2:16:24
Unknown_18: Okay, let's see the other video. Let's see the other video real quick. Is this buffered?

Unknown_18: I don't see any gray. It might not be buffered.

Unknown_18: No, it's not a buffer.

Unknown_18: This might be all the Bossman Jack content that we get.

Unknown_14: PCA, where's your PCA? How did I not save this?

Unknown_18: How did I not save the videos? Bossman Jack smoking crack.

Unknown_18: Oh, that's his computer. This is so novel, I've never seen these views of his room chat. Look at this! He has... Oh, I thought he had like the default Windows Meadow thing, but I think that's like the regular screensaver that you get when you just have like your login pages. Oh, dude, the screen is like fucked up from him punching it and throwing shit at it.

2:17:02
Unknown_00: It kind of looks like the little girl from The Ring, like crawling, like from that angle, like when it was like just the side that you could see, just like a little bit.

Unknown_18: It kind of looked like her hair, like she was about to crawl through the monitor.

Unknown_09: Oh, my God. Come on, Boofer. Boofer!

2:17:33
Unknown_18: You should hang out with him.

Unknown_18: It's probably a bad idea to hang out with crackheads. I'm gonna say I enjoy boss man tent, but I think that Even for me and the levels of retardation that I'm willing to deal with I think crackhead is probably like a bad idea Like even I thought it would be fun Maybe to go fishing doing like a fishing stream with boss men But then I realized he'd be high on crack and he'd probably be too impatient to catch any fish And what's the point of going on a fishing stream unless you catch a fish?

2:18:17
Unknown_12: I've been living like a slob, bro.

Unknown_09: What happened to your monitor, nigga?

Unknown_09: I just, I just want to see this room. Oh well.

Unknown_18: You'll be turning 90, 29 in this room tomorrow, chap.

Unknown_18: And this, I think is cocaine. They were debating if this is cocaine. And I think that he got really, really, really, really fucked up on, um, on drugs for one of his streams, which led people to speculate that this cocaine that he posted might've had some fentanyl in them. Um, which is obviously dangerous. He might die if it is laced with fent, but, so I hope this is the cleanest cocaine that money can, that stake that us money can afford.

2:18:59
Unknown_18: And, uh, he won't die from fentanyl like George Floyd. He won't die. He'll be in his room and he'll hit that bump of cocaine laced with fent. And he'll be on the floor saying, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. And then rat dad will run in and place his knee on boss man's neck and just sit there staring dead into the camera for like seven and a half minutes.

2:19:38
Unknown_18: before the ambulance arrives, but by then it'll be too late, Chad. It'll be too late.

Unknown_18: Sad, sad times.

Unknown_18: And one final thing. How long I been going, 215? Yeah, one final thing. I'll save something for the next stream.

Unknown_18: This. There has been a man who has been sending me

Unknown_18: handwritten letters to the P.O. Box. And I had been receiving pictures of these letters and I decided I did not want them.

2:20:13
Unknown_18: So I had them salted and burned.

Unknown_18: This video, by the way, has stirred a lot of controversy and speculation, which I find fun. So I will not elaborate further. I had them salted and burned. Let's take a look.

2:20:55
Unknown_18: I'm pretty sure that salting and burning letters is the only way to cleanse and destroy a demonic artifact, which is why they were done. Okay.

Unknown_18: So, I think that that will be it. I will now read the superchat messages, and I will see you guys on Friday.

Unknown_18: if you don't wanna stick around for that.

Unknown_18: And I have a nice song picked out that someone actually suggested in the Math Internet thread that I really liked.

Unknown_09: Cool.

Unknown_09: Let's see. I'm sorry, I have something stuck in my throat. Give me a second.

2:21:37
Unknown_09: Ooh, that was a bad call.

Unknown_18: I think I have that kind of, um, like lingering bronchitis that lasts for like a month.

Unknown_18: Cause even though I feel completely fine, I still have like this cough that I didn't have before. And it's a little bit concerning to be real with you.

2:22:14
Unknown_09: Yeah, he also sent the anime blu-rays, but I just had them immediately thrown out.

Unknown_18: Like... I'm not even, I'm not, like, why don't... But, by the way, let me just say this right now.

Unknown_18: Um, yes, it was very fun to, uh, just, uh...

Unknown_18: Like the whole thing is like funny like the the anime letter and shit and having them burned and stuff Do not do not attempt to recreate this if I I have a keen sense of detecting attention-seeking behavior Versus like something genuine and novel and fun. Okay, you try to like prompt me into doing something With your own insane like crazy take I will probably ignore it I do I do They get scanned so I look at the PDFs And I read everything people send in like Christmas cards of like them in their family I think one guy sent him a picture of him and his girlfriend that met on the forum and stuff

2:22:59
Unknown_18: I get lots of notes that are like Supportive and those are very nice But for security reason Everything that I get is shredded all envelopes all notes all cards Anything that is not like silver that I want to keep actually I didn't even show this I

2:23:51
Unknown_18: Everything that's like, not something I want to keep gets shredded and I will shred your handwritten notes in the future and they will not be salted and burned. What the fuck is it?

Unknown_18: Oh, it's this.

Unknown_18: This got mailed to me.

Unknown_18: And this is what I have.

Unknown_18: It's Rusty Cage's comics, The Requiem for the Crazies. I still intend to read Eric July's comic and review that for the Gumroad people. Peace be upon them. I really am sorry, how much I've been neglecting the Gumroad.

Unknown_18: And then some guy sent in, and I figured this out, because I looked through him, he sent me every year,

2:24:37
Unknown_18: of the Silver Kiwi Florin. So I have a Florin for New Zealand Silver Kiwi coin run for every year that they were produced. And then they also sent in those two coins in the, oh shit, you can't even see this shit, fuck.

Unknown_18: The two coins in the bottom right of the four packets, that is Tiso. Tiso was the fascist dictator who was the head of the puppet state of the state of Slovakia after the Munich Conference and after Czechoslovakia was annexed by the Third Reich. Slovakia was given independence.

2:25:14
Unknown_18: I think part of it was given to Hungary, and the remainder was left as the Slovak state, which had Tiso as the leader throughout its life before it was occupied by the Soviet Union. But it had its own silver mint, and those coins are very cool. And the opposite side is the Slovak cross, and I had specifically asked for these, and this guy went really out of his way to send me a bunch of cool kiwi coins and also Tiso. And I really appreciate it. These are really cool.

2:25:51
Unknown_09: So that said, I will now actually read the superiors.

Unknown_09: Cool.

Unknown_19: Refresh.

Unknown_18: Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator, the man himself, says, I profusely apologize. I believe the act of burning my letter was intended to offend me, but I'm afraid I cannot oblige you. You see, the plea to not burn my letter was located in the postscript. Thus, you must have read the whole thing. To have my own thoughts bouncing around the brain pan of the glorious Kiwi emperor, you've been upgraded. Why, the paroxysms of ecstasy I was sent. Into have not subsided even now I'll be fair usually I need to pay you good money to read my asinine musings So I'll take this tenor and we'll call it even I mean he did indeed send me ten dollars in total for all three of those messages apparently he really enjoyed the fact that the letter was burned so I Did read I did read both sides. I did read both sides of it Thank you very much

2:26:32
Unknown_18: Horse blyat. I did not watch your fucking anime though. Horse blyat for $50 says hi Joosh first stream I've ever caught in months Just thanking you for everything you do for us. I appreciate it appreciate the support I'm glad you haven't gotten to watch once I'm back in the US. I will reconsider my schedule So if you guys want to start thinking now because like I said, I'm trying to get back by January if you guys want to start thinking now about like

2:27:11
Unknown_18: What times I can't decide if I want to do evening hours or and and like stay loyal to like the European watchers or if I just want to do like Maybe I'll do like a middle thing. I'll do like 2 p.m. Eastern or something. I don't know Start for me to figure out what time wages can listen because I know lots of wages listen I don't want to betray them either

2:27:54
Unknown_18: Thank you them holy hell for two says I hope you had a good week Josh you remind about always. Thank you. Holy hell. I appreciate it Aaron Dill for five says I feel old when this is Gabe Newell right now. My man lost some weight and then there's a link to starfish Neuroscience Gabe Newell photos this from the team page on Gabe's neuroscience company. I had no fucking idea. I

Unknown_18: that Gabe Newell had a neuroscience company. I'm actually so fucking suspicious of something called starfish neuroscience that I'm sitting here staring at a picture of Gabe Newell because I really want to make sure that this is not actually a GIF and it's set up so that like 10 seconds later it turns into a picture of a butthole because it's starfish neuroscience. So I think I've waited long enough. Pretty sure this is not a trap image. I will show this on screen. This is Gabe Newell. He's lost some weight. He's actually looking really good. I'm happy to see my boys in good condition.

2:28:34
Unknown_09: Starfish neuroscience is a bad name though.

Unknown_18: I'm just gonna say it. Thank you Doing your mom two nine eight eight four six says epic me me and then there is a YouTube link however he does not understand that I am on the most cheeky breeky shit possible right now and the proposition to load a YouTube video

2:29:10
Unknown_18: especially for $6 is just out of the question. I'm sorry. Um, I can't even like, it doesn't even load to the point where I can read the title of the video. Let's just try it real quick to see if I can read the title of it.

Unknown_18: No, the page is not loading. I apologize. Do not send any videos. If you send any videos this stream, you're out of luck. Brain Bucket for $10 says, here's some dosh to cover the lotion to recover from the annual IRS reaming. Dude, don't even. I don't even know what I'm going to do. Because once I'm no longer an expat, I have a deductible just for being an expat. Well, what the fuck am I going to do when I'm not an expat anymore? There's a huge deductible that's just going to be lost, and I have to pay thousands, thousands more.

2:29:44
Unknown_18: I'm not looking forward to it. There was a person explaining how much taxes she paid federally and how much taxes she paid on a state level, and then someone in New York, and she's just like, she paid something like $20,000 out of a regular person's income. It's like, how are people making ends meet?

Unknown_18: Unfortunately, I should be fine, but it's just like that's money I could be putting into the future That's money I could be doing for X this and that was the money I could be putting back into the forum to make it better It's like it's money that I'm gonna have to give to the IRS to fucking murder and rape brown children in in Tehran It sucks

2:30:30
Unknown_18: Kiwi friend for $20 says chief Janie Gersh. I am glad to see your back and well now that tax season is over I can finally catch you live again. You have a cute picture of my cute pup and then there is a tiny URL Which is extremely suspicious. Let me see what it is This is a cute picture, I think you've sent me I Think you've said was that a Windows sound effect.

Unknown_09: Oh

Unknown_09: It was.

Unknown_18: Um, if you think you sent me many pictures of your dog in by email, they recognize this dog. Here's his dog. It's a very nice dog. Uh, thank you very much.

2:31:09
Unknown_18: Happy you can watch live.

Unknown_18: Haramberg says I love this new rumble ad don't you hate it when your flashlight isn't a lightsaber and the guy starts burning letters into the wall of an abandoned house with a 1,000 or 1 million lumen in I and then it dots off I'm not sure what Haramberg was trying to say maybe nice like this is a nice flashlight in I see that's what I would write because I'm a good person and When that's not racial slurs as may be Hinted at

2:31:45
Unknown_18: I'm not better. That's just racism. That's not better.

Unknown_18: Thank you. Real Adonay says, Josh, what? Why does this music want to make me make caverns?

Unknown_18: I don't know. Will we be able to figure out why this music want me make caverns?

Unknown_18: The answer is looking like, no, I'll keep it up. And if it loads, it loads.

2:32:17
Unknown_18: DeviousDV also sent in a YouTube link. He says TwinkleTart said he'd cover the rest of this for $5, and as I've established, that is a very tenuous project. Okay, you know what, let me just... Ooh, actually, this did load. Oh! Oh, it's this song.

Unknown_18: You know, they deleted the original. The original uploaded that that had all the anti-Semitic comments got deleted. I don't know if it got deleted by YouTube or by the uploader, but it's gone. It used to be in my music playlist and now it's just gone.

Unknown_18: As far as why it makes you want to make caverns, I have no idea. It makes me want to, uh, take my silver coins and bathe in them.

2:32:50
Unknown_18: Um, and then DavisD paid five for this and I think this will load actually.

Unknown_09: Wait a minute. I knew the wrong thing. So now it doesn't make sense What's wrong with the horse Why does this have? 300,000 views.

2:33:33
Unknown_18: Oh Cuz he holds your horses. Okay, there is a real joke there. I did not get it I was too much of a simpleton to understand the nuance of this humor.

Unknown_18: I Think the fact that he was letting in deer is what complicated the joke for me, chat. I'm gonna be real with you.

Unknown_18: Sorry, I didn't mean to mute the entire thing.

Unknown_18: 2stickney420 says, first they make you eat the bugs, then they make you eat the poo-poo. Nobody made him eat the poo-poo. He ate the poo-poo out of a labor of love, bro. That's just how they are.

2:34:06
Unknown_18: Down there in Madrid.

Unknown_18: Antise for five says, please tell Rainer to not touch children. Like, no Rainer, don't touch that child. No Rainer. I hope Rainer doesn't touch any children. Should I have said that in German? Should you have said that in German? I don't know any other Rainer besides, um, Drachenlord. I don't know if he's skeevy though.

Unknown_18: Red Eyes Black Dragon for 10 says, you know who else was a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? And then there is a YouTube link. My favorite. I have no internet. Let's see what this is.

2:34:38
Unknown_13: Yeah, that's a good idea. It's like the Christians when they impose their beliefs upon people.

Unknown_14: Like I'm a Christian, right?

Unknown_13: I didn't know that.

Unknown_14: Are you a Christian? Yes. Do you go to, do you watch the gladiators and things like that? What the fuck does that mean? Christians.

Unknown_13: No, I just go to fucking military funerals and go fucking faggots.

Unknown_13: No, no, no.

2:35:10
Unknown_14: You haven't changed one bit.

Unknown_18: He had to like apologize for that. I guess cause this is 2014. He can't be funny anymore. That's pretty good. I've never, um, taken any time to watch like Norm Macdonald. I just get like sit in clips of him like this. So my understanding of Norm Macdonald comes entirely through like,

Unknown_18: tidbits Thank you, Sandy biscuit for 10 says hey Josh longtime listener first time super chat I was wondering why you have stained Haines aka 718 TV blocked on Twitter If anyone called if it's like spam bots or people are like just harassing people in my replies or being like a douchebag I'd like a lot of people You are not entitled to my attention Food for thought I don't know

2:36:04
Unknown_18: Should've just sent an email, though.

Unknown_18: Uh, Pakshas for five says, oh boy, the tranny bashing hour. That's dude, that's the bread and butter. You can't, it's like, um, not even the bread and butter. It's like the meat on the sandwich, the shmeat, the lobbed off shmeat. That's still perfectly good shmeat that for whatever reason was lobbed off and put onto a sandwich.

Unknown_18: Can't go without him. Supreme me for two says the day I go a full 24 hours without hearing a single thing about trainees is the day I'll consider whether an hour of trainee bashing is an excessive amount. Dude, I totally fucking agree. Though it does seem like it's in decline. It seems like it's in decline but at the same time becoming more desperate and afraid at the hinges, you know?

2:36:37
Unknown_18: Kiwi friend for five says two inches deep Jesus even I would neck myself if I was shorter than a can of coke It depends on how

Unknown_18: I mean I know what you're saying I remember um I had a friend who had an insult who would say something like bro your dick is like a tuna can and You're two inches deep comment cuz I was gonna make some smart-ass comment about it It really depends on your girth not your length, and then I thought of a tuna can How alchemy for fire says glad you're back, thank you glad to be back I

2:37:23
Unknown_18: I don't know what can I get for $5 in the US now you guys gonna get some Like a Gatorade, maybe two Gatorades if you go to Like a place that's not too expensive. You can't probably can't get two Gatorades for $5 at like a Gas station, but maybe at Walmart you can get two for five Times is tough IRS needs their cut though. I

Unknown_18: Anime Extremist for two says here's two dollars because you are so damn handsome. No homo I will say this the photo that guy the incel used to talk about you is literally the only bad photo that you ever took I have taken plenty of bad pictures. I would say my best picture is the one where I am either in the data center or I'm walking through Buffalo on a snowy day, and I'm wearing like a snow snow jacket and

2:38:17
Unknown_11: You know the Lion King for three says meow meow asking a hamster to pray for Marie Emanuel nice show I don't know what that means or who Marie Emanuel is I guess you're saying like the hamster at the okay if you want to dedicate one of the in song hamsters to Marie Emanuel In your head you were permitted to do so

Unknown_18: Realadonera15 says, hey Josh, should Keffels listen to this while trying to take your sight down? Let's take a listen.

Unknown_09: We want to thank you for all your hard work.

Unknown_15: You're the one who steps up and gets things done around here.

2:39:10
Unknown_20: You keep your word, you deliver what you promise, and then you go the extra mile.

Unknown_18: a 1990s self-esteem audiobook where I guess you're supposed to like relax and put this on and then think like, yeah, I am worth something. Dude, the nineties must've been bad. Like the decade where Fight Club was, uh, was produced because everyone was like being herded into cubicles, like concentration camps and they had to find meaning in their lives again.

2:39:47
Unknown_18: So they had to listen to shit like this to not, like, neck themselves.

Unknown_18: Times was tough. Thankfully, the internet saved us from a lackluster existence.

Unknown_18: Thank you. CastingCouchCrab410 says, after blocking out the sun, the moon is back. Song recommendations lovely to see you again by the Moody Blues.

Unknown_18: I've never heard of that, actually.

Unknown_18: I will put it on a search tab, and I will listen to it.

Unknown_18: I have a special song picked. Well, it's not special, really, in terms of content, but it's a really great song. It's by a new guy, someone suggested an artist to me, who I've listened to a couple songs, and I really like them.

2:40:26
Unknown_18: Angel Vomit for five says, hey friends, can't watch tonight, but have a great stream. Thank you. I hope this stream lives up to your expectations. Sneato for once says, didn't you show the Schizophrenia letter being burned? I'm at work and can't catch the stream. Yes, I did eventually.

Unknown_18: Two Stickney for 20 says, did you have an update on the lawsuits? No, they're both stuck in the mud, they're spinning all four wheels, the courts don't know what to do with this bullshit.

Unknown_18: Thank you, I appreciate it. Pain Penguin for one says, I remember the first split in the Atheist Movement was Atheism Plus. Then the Bill Maher-Ben Affleck was another split. The final split was AIU versus T.J. Kirk on Black Crime. I don't remember the AIU-T.J. Kirk on Black Crime thing, but I do remember Atheism Plus, because that happened during Gamergate.

2:41:00
Unknown_18: Basically what happened is that because atheism become became the norm and Christianity became like the fringes especially like in pop culture and the internet and stuff atheism Content declined because it's like what the what the fuck is the point of listening to people? Say, like, yeah, God doesn't exist, and you don't believe that he exists. Like, what are you gonna do? Like, if you don't believe that he exists, and nobody's forcing you to believe that he exists, and mom and dad don't talk to you anymore, there's no point listening to DJ Kurt say God doesn't exist. So then the current, the next big thing became, like, feminism during Gamergate. And, um...

2:41:39
Unknown_18: There was like a split in the the fedora community between people who wanted to bash feminism and people who wanted to support like an intersectional atheist Plus feminism type thing and that like Split the streamers. I think I can't remember if it isn't plus was pro or anti-feminist though.

Unknown_09: I

Unknown_09: Atheism Plus started in 2011, but it came to a head, I think, during GamerGate, if I remember correctly.

2:42:15
Unknown_18: Let me rephrase that. That's where I remember hearing about it was during GamerGate. It might have existed prior and been like a thing that was kind of like starting up, but I didn't hear about it until the controversies during GamerGate and feminism and shit.

Unknown_18: Supreme me for two says one of the worst things caused by the Internet was people like destiny who belong at the bottom of the socio-economic hierarchy be given wealth wealth in a platform he would not otherwise possess well, I mean the thing is

Unknown_18: When you allow people to succeed and you allow people to put themselves out there and to be rewarded for their time, if people want to reward them, you end up with a myriad of voices. And it wouldn't be so frustrating to see a boring person like Destiny become successful if other people were also allowed to become successful who didn't strictly align into this mediocre,

2:42:59
Unknown_18: Safe tame category of people that the internet allows to be successful It's not it's not just that destiny is successful despite being so you know like whatever it's that you know there are people out there who are really funny and really clever who are banned from Profiting off their work and that that fucking sucks by the way I If you made it this far, you must be a true fan of the Man with the Internet podcast. If you are a armed lunatic with no criminal history who I can trust, and you would trust me with your social security number, full name and address, date of birth, and would allow me to sign paperwork with your name,

2:43:43
Unknown_18: And you would sign whatever I hand you. And you're also crazy. But you're also trustworthy. And you're from the state of Tennessee. You were born in the volunteer state. You breathe the volunteer state. You will die in the volunteer state.

Unknown_18: Email me.

Unknown_18: My email is on my platform. You can also send me an X message if you desire.

Unknown_18: I need someone who is not

2:44:32
Unknown_18: a retard and is also trustworthy and is also devoted to the cause. Um, cause I have an idea and I want to test it and I need somebody, I need a, a top guy from Tennessee, specifically Tennessee.

Unknown_18: Uh,

Unknown_18: Thank you.

Unknown_18: Ugalis Sneed for five says, help, my name is DaQuavius and I got five keys. She may, what are you talking about? You need help. Five keys, that's five checks. That's five cheddar biscuits going into your bank account every month. Foo, you already got that shit figured out.

2:45:06
Unknown_18: Just tell the IRS I ain't got no money? What the fuck? I'm underprivileged? No money from them programs? Five kids? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii If that detail is somehow left out or I did not see it, um, I apologize because that's really, really, really, really funny. I'm going to go yell at children in an among us round because I have AIDS.

2:45:44
Unknown_18: No, not Florida, Tennessee.

Unknown_18: Antis for five says YouTube link. The amount for that should be 10, but I will check and see if it loads quickly. And if it loads quickly.

Unknown_18: Club Games intro and outro theme music.

Unknown_18: It's like a nasheed.

Unknown_18: What is the original of the song?

2:46:19
Unknown_18: Oh, it's not like an actual nasheed, it's just like Egyptian music. It's like a stock sound.

Unknown_18: I forget that Arab men moaning is just like a genre of music and not necessarily a nasheed.

Unknown_18: Space Allen for 20 says, cheers. Cheers to you too. Thank you very much. Haramberger Purdue says, Keemstar nervous that you'd hold the title to Olcal LLC and doesn't want to ever go to court with your audience and legal fund. Now that you won your retraction, be my friend and share your viewers.

Unknown_18: Well, just everything that Keemstar does is for Keemstar Like he never does anything for anybody with the purpose of actually trying to help them unless he thinks that it will benefit him in some way In our conversation. I told him I'm willing to talk to you under certain conditions and condition number one Is that it will not be on the fat retard podcast. I don't care how it's done whose show it's on It will not be on a show called the fat retard podcast and I don't think he was amenable to that So it's like whatever

2:47:00
Unknown_18: Like, I'm willing to have a serious conversation with you. I'm not willing to be a guest on the Fat Retard podcast.

Unknown_18: Kola Thulu for Five says, please talk about the New Age Messiah and Ralph.

Unknown_18: Bro, I... I don't know what that means. I'm gonna be real with you. If that's some shit, you gotta tag me into it and show me what the fuck you're talking about, because I don't... I don't know what you mean. I apologize. Anime Extremists for Tuesdays, the low-cal podcast slash low-cal live is surprisingly really good. I'm actually surprised with how good it is. I listened to it while working. It would be really enjoyable to see you as a guest on there. Too bad. Kurt Eichenwald anime masturbator for five says glorious Kiwi Emperor Why were Kurt Kurt Tanner and hot wheels cool enough to be interviewed for the Netflix fortune documentary, but not you?

2:47:40
Unknown_18: I never ran an image board that was successful Probably why I don't know I don't really have I'm not like I

2:48:14
Unknown_18: I'm not, like, intimately involved with 4chan in any way, or its history, you know? Whereas I would say Kurtaner and Frederick probably were. I was just a user for a long time.

Unknown_18: NoHurtMrMetal420 says, I miss your return stream, asshole. Nice to have something to play with Helldivers, too.

Unknown_18: I'm glad I I got a little bit of time to play that like weeks ago But I was I stopped playing right as they introduced the the mission where you have to like defend silos because if I only play with randoms and that mission was like Agonizing and there's so many connection issues, too That was the other things like I kept getting disconnected and shit and there was so much time like these fucking loading screens where you like you like shoot into the ship and then you walk out and you're all like Frosted and then you have to walk over to the pod and get back to the tube It's like there's like 45 seconds of intro animations every single goddamn time. I get disconnected from a fucking mission lobby I really got to work on that shit. I don't know if they fix that yet. It's been a while. I haven't any time

2:48:53
Unknown_18: Happy to help though. Unkind Naysayer for two says, when I open my sandwich, I like knowing what's inside is for real. Nothing but perfect crispy chicken breasts in every McChicken. Want to know more? Visit www.mcdonalds.com. McDonald's, I'm loving it. I tried the crispy McChicken. I can't remember what it was.

Unknown_18: It was a new chicken sandwich. It was advertised and I ate it and it was good. I can't remember if it was McDonald's or something. Don't make fun of me for eating fast food.

2:49:43
Unknown_18: No hurt, Mr. Metal42 says, peak Ralph content lol.

Unknown_18: Oh, what, him hollering? Yeah, that's about as good as it gets.

Unknown_18: Halectomy or halal chamee for seven says get it twisted gamble idiots. Please start gambling gambling is an investment You will win you will become a billionaire and rebuild your fucking life. That is like the coffee pasta use in the chat I'm more partial to the original train wreck at it where he's just like I don't know It's a little bit more eloquently just take his actual words and just chop like don't and not out of it.

2:50:24
Unknown_18: I prefer that version

Unknown_18: I think he sent this twice, so I'll read it twice. HalalEcami47 says, get it twisted. Gamble, idiots. Please start gambling. Gambling is an investment. You will win. You will become a billionaire and rebuild your fucking life. Now maybe he only sent this once and it shows up for me twice, in which case he doubled his money, if you think about it. So he's gambling and he's winning. Can you say the same, Chad?

Unknown_18: Hronberger produces I wish for a tipster happening. You haven't hated on tippy in a while and was good when he did I too would like to hate on tippy the tipster if you hear this, please I'm in my head. I'm picturing you usually have your camera like up and to the right on some kind of monitor or something take that and put it like on the edge of your desk and then get like on your hands and knees and like look up at the camera and Just say I love you catfalls. You're a real woman Just say that like throw your head back up and down Like you're like a like do it like bobbing your head to a metal song or something and just start screaming catfalls Like that that's that's what I have in my head. I'll talk about you if you do this I am still in the closet

2:50:59
Unknown_18: Wigger Wagner says, if you're immigrating back to the US, you have to memorize the new Gettysburg address. And there is a X-Post, my favorite social media site. Let's see what this says.

2:51:43
Unknown_09: Um.

Unknown_09: Wait, do I really have 2,000 people watching on X?

Unknown_09: Is that accurate? Is this like botted? Am I being fucked with? 2,845 viewers, that has to be broken.

2:52:15
Unknown_18: Like, that has to be views total.

Unknown_18: Test.

Unknown_18: The chat's not bumping. Then again, it doesn't show up on screen, so I don't know. Maybe it doesn't bump. Oh, and only verified users can post in the chat.

Unknown_18: I think Elon is fucking with me.

Unknown_09: No, there's definitely people watching this. Who the fuck are you people?

Unknown_18: Someone says they love me.

Unknown_09: Thank you. I appreciate it.

Unknown_18: I appreciate my ex viewers who have been neglected. Apparently there's 3,000 of them. It's a bit weird.

2:52:49
Unknown_18: Anyways, let's listen to this.

Unknown_15: Union was saved by the immortal heroes at Gettysburg. Gettysburg, what an unbelievable Battle that was the Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable. I mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg. Wow. I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor. Did you ever notice that no longer in favor? Never fight uphill me boys never fight uphill. I'm sure we're fighting uphill. He said wow that was a big mistake He lost his great general and they were fighting never fight uphill me boys, but it was too late Union was safe Fuck it.

2:53:22
Unknown_18: There's no I honestly wouldn't have thought this was real if I hadn't seen it with my own There's no way this is real

2:53:59
Unknown_09: Dude, if that's real, dude, they're too fucking old.

Unknown_18: Both of these assholes are fucking 80 something years old. Why? Why is there nobody who is within like, like 50 years of my age running for anything? Can we not have 80 year old men having mental fucking, um, collapses live on stage, run for president, please? Anybody, anybody who's not 50 or 80 years old. Come on.

Unknown_18: he's he's definitely he was definitely like lucid and shit like during the first presidency i feel like his age is catching up to him fast i've seen a lot of clips like this for it's like this is not really significantly different than biden i don't know if that's unpopular with my audience but like dude come come the fuck listen to this

2:54:49
Unknown_15: Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor. Did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. Never fight uphill, me boys. Never fight uphill. Never fight- Why is he speaking in an Irish accent halfway through the- the- When he's quoting Robert E. Lee, was Robert E. Lee Irish?

Unknown_18: That wasn't- No, it's not AI. I mean, it might be. I can't say with any certainty, but they're saying that it's not.

Unknown_09: That's crazy.

2:55:23
Unknown_09: Don't know it could be definitely it sounds like AI, but they're saying that it's not there's a picture of Mike Lynn With the my pillow in his hands on the the screen which kind of legitimizes that it's good Like he's talking right

Unknown_15: Statement of Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor. Did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. Never fight uphill, me boys. Never fight uphill. They were fighting.

Unknown_18: And then there's, it was like, in the middle of this incoherent Irish accent that he was doing, there's a picture of Mike Lindles in my pillow. By the way, what the fuck is Schnecksville, Pennsylvania? Is that real? That sounds like, that would be like if someone did a video of me talking and then they like said it's in Sneedsville, Tennessee. Like, wait a second. That's a bit fake.

2:56:07
Unknown_18: Yeah, dude, that sounds bad. I don't know, maybe it's just because he's stressed or something.

Unknown_09: I don't know.

Unknown_09: Is this AI? I'm AI.

Unknown_18: Cool. Oh, I can show my chat. Look, the X chat is on screen. Hello, I will say. There are people there, real people on X watching this.

Unknown_18: That has to be like a bug or something 2,000 people watching on X that's that's has to be fucking broken. I blame Elon Musk Cool Next and close this so it doesn't soak up any

2:56:53
Unknown_18: Sneato for 10 says this was hipster before he turned transphobic Ethan Klein was an announcer on the h3 streaming awards of tipster content excellent I had just asked for tips for content this might be what I asked for Oh I apologize to h3 in a previous tweet I called him unfunny I

Unknown_18: I did not do the proper research, I will do better. Okay, this is only a minute, I'll watch this.

Unknown_08: Fuck, dude, no. I've just been noted.

Unknown_08: I just made a whole tweet making fun of Ethan and saying he wasn't funny. And, hold on, he opened this show like this.

Unknown_23: What is up, everyone? Timster here, or as some of you choose to call me. I'm the guy who says, cheers, my dudes. Love ya. I'm not a showman. I just wanted to thank you all for joining us for the City Awards tonight, live at the Dole Theater. And before we kick things off here, I want you all to take a moment to make a toast with me.

2:57:46
Unknown_02: So if you're not just over drinking, go ahead and raise a glass. And at the count of three, I'm going to have you all do

Unknown_18: Is this AI? Is this AI? This is... I mean, I know the sound effects are added, but like, is him... Is this like a skit that he's doing? What the fuck is this? One, two, three.

2:58:18
Unknown_02: Cheers, my dudes!

Unknown_23: Is this fake?

2:58:51
Unknown_09: I can't tell what the fuck this is. Oh fuck. I just know that it's Tipster as if he were famous and that's funny to me.

Unknown_09: It's real, okay.

Unknown_18: Look, I don't know. I don't know what's real anymore, and the quality that my videos load out is too low for me to actually distinguish things. I have no idea what's happening.

Unknown_18: Uh, Halalchemy pretends that the necrocated ceiling cats and the XQC JPEG are my favorite Maddie bits of all time. The XQC thing was pretty ingenious, I have to say. That was pretty clever. I'm happy to help, though.

2:59:25
Unknown_18: Uglis Sneed for once says, I love Bossman content more and more. We share the same birthday as well. Hope he gets unbanned soon. Me too. Maybe he should be unbanned for his birthday. Evil Eddie, I know, come on now. You have to, you have to throw my boy a bone. You can't just do this, not on his birthday of all days. Come on.

Unknown_18: Light Rose for once says, Josh, come out of the closet. We know you love Jack. His name is not Jack, it's Austin.

Unknown_18: The Lion King for once says, meow meow, music suggestion for another time. Thank you, bro.

Unknown_18: Unkind naysayer for once is vulnerable Vulnerable Kiwi Dynamo Dynamo. This is a faker. Vulnerable Kiwi Dynamo. I have this mole on my scalp that's acting weird I need your unprofessional medical opinion on whether I have brain cancer or not Well, it's not a mole. It's not gonna be brain cancer. It's gonna be skin cancer You should probably get that looked at though You should probably also wear a hat or something if you're outside in the Sun all the time and you're just like letting the Sun beat down on your fucking scalp you might want to get a hat

3:00:01
Unknown_18: Chloe Dante says there's a sort of meta humor on the locale podcast and that Keem thinks he's a mastermind manager facilitating a show about retards When he's at least as retarded as wings Well, he's got a lot more money than wings.

3:00:38
Unknown_18: I Don't know he did convert to Judaism at some point

Unknown_18: GenocideRCO45 says, enjoy some pizza money when moving back to the US, take a good look at the ISPs in the area. Some only have one shitty ISP that control the phone, internet, and TV. Others will have quite a lot of choices. Yeah, I know in Florida that they usually have monopolies. You don't really have a choice. When I was in Portland, there was like an abundance of choice, but that's like a big city, so. I don't know, I'll have to look and see. That's sort of like, I've thought about moving out rural, but when you move out rural, you do usually only have like one shitty ISP, if that. Like some places only have like satellite internet and shit.

3:01:12
Unknown_18: And I don't know how good Starlink is, so.

Unknown_18: I don't know if Starlink is like I'm pretty sure Starlink is like reliable but like slow and I need fast internet because I Okay, I literally can't manage my stream archives on the connections that I that I've had for the last year Which is why I am so far behind the archives like the first thing I want to do when I have a one gigabit per second connection again is go back and fill in all the gaps that I've left which hurt the podcast listeners, you know and

3:01:45
Unknown_18: It's I think it hurts the show too. It's not have the RSS feed because you know people find the show on on iTunes and shit It's a huge pain in the ass No hurt mr. Mental for two says no pizza today asshole. That's true. There is no pizza today. It's an accurate statement

Unknown_18: The Lion King for once has ripped Norm, you're a silly mess. I agree. Every 9-11, the entire, is Norm Macdonald Day. Everyone remembers the great man, the great Canadian, the greatest Canadian even. Quote call for six, can you please read one, two, and three in the book of Enoch? And we had discussion in the Manuscript about how it was apocryphal and only the Eastern Ethiopian Orthodoxy has the book of Enoch as canon.

3:02:28
Unknown_18: Chapter 3.

Unknown_18: All who are in the heavens know what is transacted there. They know that the heavenly luminaries change not their paths, that each rise and sets regularly. Everyone is at a proper period without transgressing the commands which they have received. They behold the earth and understand what is transacted from the beginning to the end of it. They see that every work of God is invariable in the period of its appearances. They behold the summer and winter, perceiving that the whole earth is full of water, and that the clouds, the dew, and the rain refresh it.

3:02:59
Unknown_18: It's very cryptic.

Unknown_18: I'm going to be real with you. That's a very cryptic verse. And it doesn't really like line up with what I remember in the second one.

Unknown_18: Anime Extremist for Two says, if you had to choose, would you rather be a guest on the LolCal podcast or be a guest on a VTuber's livestream who isn't gator, gamer, or flamenco?

Unknown_18: I'd rather be on the Fat Retard Podcast than the Anime Watching Tranny Podcast. I think that's worse. This will be my last Super Chat, by the way.

3:03:30
Unknown_18: I mean, it's true. His house burned down and he said democracy on pause, which is like a reference to the game Because I guess he can't he can't play Helldivers when his house has burned to the fucking ground. That's a nice-looking house, too That's stone. Is that like stone? Is that why that didn't burn? Because it's all stone on that on that side What a waste. His gamer computer burned the fucking house down. It looked like a nice house. What a wreck

3:04:02
Unknown_18: All right, and that's it. I do have a song picked out. I will see you guys on Friday. I remembered my hamsters this time. So all good so far.

Unknown_18: Thank you for watching. I appreciate it, especially to the 8 million people on X, which I'm sure are being beautifully reported accurately by Elon Musk.

3:04:36
Unknown_18: And take it easy.

Unknown_18: Where is my song?

Unknown_18: Okay, this is by this by the way. I'll just read the do the title read. This is mindful solutionism by Aesop rock Not to be confused with Aesop rock Rocky who sucks Aesop as an Aesop fables Rock as in a rock Much better, and I think he's white Take it easy. Bye. Bye 0.5 million years ago, a friend of mine made a tool from a stone and defended his tribe.

3:05:09
Unknown_03: It's technology. Sorry for the technical term. It's a wheel, then a fire, and the rest is a blur. Throw a theorized plot in the pot with applied science. Let it sit. I bet it screen lines your environs, yeah. What's a resource? Look into the grotto. The method isn't free until the mechanism follow that. It's technology.

Unknown_03: Sophisticated widget, idgit. Tired of games, Bronze Age, Iron Age. Weaponry and stellar forms, shelter, finder by the day. Livestock and vegetables and roads behind the hideaway. Mesopotamia out the lion cage.

3:06:37
Unknown_03: You could cancel the flood, true to human curiosity. At the tree of knowledge, pulling genies out of bottles. Stealing from Leonardo's. Plane, train, auto, hauling space age cargo. Bizarro technology, every day is tomorrow. Telegraph, telephone, you could flurry doors. Simple kits from my cousin Gia, that's a yeoman's discipline. You could write a letter with no paper. You could fix anything with a laser.

3:07:25
Unknown_03: You could get a robot limb for your blown off limb.

Unknown_03: Later on the same technology could automate your gig as awesome as it is. Wait, it gets awful.

Unknown_03: love our buttons um technology focus on the other 3d printed body parts dehydrated onion dip you could buy a jet ski from a cell phone on a jumbo jet g-e-c-h-n-o-l-o-g-y it's the ultimate

3:08:40
Unknown_03: Now that is a powerful cat.