Mad at the Internet (February 2nd, 2024) 2024-02-02

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Unknown_03: Don't make it such a mystery, black history, black history Don't make it such a mystery, learn about black history It's black history month, kid, and what have you done?

Unknown_08: It's a beg to the youth, to the very sun Now listen to my words, cause I've just begun Don't let it go in one ear and fall out the other one, and Don't make it such a mystery

Unknown_08: white supremacy to fuck off and when he go to the party

Unknown_08: in one hand as he proclaimed his plan of a unified race-relationalized plan.

Unknown_00: It's Black History Month, so get the fuck out of your chair.

Unknown_04: Throw your hands, throw your arms, throw your feet up in the air. My name is Malcolm X, and I came to have sex.

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Unknown_08: So hit me on my cell with a nasty text. I'm like a vampire, bitch, when I'm biting your neck. Let my dick get hard as the blood collects. You better wet that pussy, cause I'm fucking you next. Yo, my name is George. Who? Washington Carver. A lot of people think I'm just This February is 29 days long. Can you imagine that?

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Unknown_23: Um, that's it. I think that I'm so late today. I think everybody has piled in so I can just start seething. Eh, you know, I'll give you a little bit. I'll give it a second. I'll give it a second. Then I'll see you. I'll see you at the halfway mark today. Usually just start seething right away, but I'll save it today.

Unknown_23: So today is the second day of Black History Month, the most important day, month of the year. Besides, is Black History Month more or less important than LGBTQIAP plus month?

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Unknown_23: I would say, I don't know, I don't want to make any conjectures here that might get me permanently blacklisted from every banking apparatus in existence, but theoretically there does have to be a best. One of those months does have the 4th of July in them, which is a very important day.

Unknown_23: All right, so I have no idea how to address, I'll just get right into the news. I have no idea how to address this topic. So chat, you're gonna have to help me out, and if you're only listening, you will suffer. Something happened this week. It was a big deal, kind of. It was very viral. It led a lot of people to wonder why such a thing could possibly be allowed to go viral. In a day and age where everything is censored almost immediately, how could this one thing that happened, which is a thing that I cannot address,

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Unknown_23: So, permitted to exist when other things are not allowed to exist.

Unknown_23: Explain this. I personally believe that it was not permitted to exist. There was a conspiracy theory, oh, six hours is a long time for them to censor this. I think that it was not a choice, Chad, because the thing that happened was actually not a good thing for people

Unknown_23: In charge and therefore they would not have permitted it to stay up if they had any chance in the matter whatsoever The hamster hamster doesn't know what I'm talking about either. He's not gonna help you He knows you think he knows anything that's happening Do I have to say it the chat doesn't seem to understand what I'm talking about

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Unknown_23: Yes, the glowy that got beheaded. There's a guy I'll play though. Oh, I'm afraid if I play the audio it'll get detected, too So a guy just opens up a stream, right? And he pulls out a head in a bag and this leaves a lot of questions because obviously decapitated head It's a real head and like you just can't fake it. It's a prop so it makes you wonder at first because it seemed like he has a makeup on you know, like is this like a

Unknown_23: Is this like a woman? Did he decapitate like a hooker? But then it's clear that his face is just bloated because he's dead and his eyebrows are colored with blood and shit and it's not makeup. And he says, this is my father.

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Unknown_23: My father worked for the federal government. I have murdered him because I hate the federal government, he says. And then he says this, which I'm gonna have to go and find a post I made at some point in history and delete it because he says,

Unknown_23: My father is now burning in hell, in the lowest circle of hell, where all traitors go." I am almost 100% certain I have said that word for word, and it really makes me nervous. So I'm just going to assume that great minds think alike, and we both somehow came up with this exact statement. Maybe I heard it, maybe I don't remember where I heard it from, and now it's just now a thing that is permeating around, and people have said it before. And I'm not going to take credit for it. Somebody else said it. You know who said it? Nick Fuentes, my hero and inspiration. He's the one who said that first. I took it from him. And this guy must have also seen Nick Fuentes say this. So that's what I'm getting at.

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Unknown_23: Anyways, I saw this online. That's weird. He was like a little bit crazy. He seemed to think that he had a militia and he effectively declared himself in rebellion against the United States and commanded his army, which may or may not exist, to also begin killing politicians, which is a bit of a dubious prospect.

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Unknown_23: So yeah, it was a bit weird.

Unknown_23: And I don't think I mean, I've already stopped hearing about it. So I assume that the breaks are in like, we can't have this be like a news segment. This is just a crazy guy who killed his father, leave out everything else.

Unknown_23: Did I listen to the music he was making? Yeah, it wasn't very good.

Unknown_23: it wasn't um i don't know people asked me to play it but it wasn't like what i heard was not so bad that it was like oh god this is like for instance i played that one song by that um transgender furry who made a 20 like the two hour long video about how zootopia is less furry than mouse

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Unknown_23: And that guy made really, really, really shockingly bad music, but it was like ultra outsider art noise. I was like a genre. Um, so it was like you play 30 seconds. I mean, you're like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Uh, the other guy, this guy, the schizophrenic guy, he didn't seem to be like making really shockingly bad.

Unknown_23: His music is highly autistic.

Unknown_23: I did listen to a couple of his songs and it didn't jump out to me as supremely terrible, so I didn't save it to play.

Unknown_23: That's the first thing that happened. Thankfully, he did not get the site into trouble somehow. I don't know how we dodged all the bullets required for this.

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Unknown_23: Such is life.

Unknown_23: So I will not show you any of that. If you want to look it up, his name is Justin Moen, M-O-H-N, and he killed his father for being a federal agent.

Unknown_23: Which, if nothing else, at least tells you the direction schizophrenia is going, and how the public dialogue is developing in the schizophrenic world. And we really know that schizophrenics are just ahead of the curve, right? Doesn't know how that works. Look at Terry Davis. He was out of the curve. He just saw too much He saw him too. That's what the schizophrenics and seen to the future That's their curse

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Unknown_23: Anyways, next Cloudflare has publicly announced that they have made a whoopsie-doodle. What was the whoopsie-doodle? It was apparently three months ago, and they just got around to talking about it Let's see so what happened is is that a month before Thanksgiving in October of 2023 there was a compromise on Cloudflare and in that compromise A variety of API keys, which is just login information for computer programs, basically.

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Unknown_23: This API information leaked as a part of the compromise, but nothing really got hacked. There was no private information leaked.

Unknown_23: There was no data center compromise, there was no websites that were attacked, and so on and so forth.

Unknown_23: So Cloudflare addressed it, they fixed the issue, and they moved on. But yet, a month later, a...

Unknown_23: Another breach happened in Thanksgiving. Now, how could that happen, Chad? How could there be two breaches, one after the other, affecting CloudFlare? Surely their security is a little bit better than that, right? Well, what had happened is that the API information that was leaked, that was logging information for CloudFlare,

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Unknown_23: was never turned off. So they knew, they correctly identified that this API information had been leaked. These, again, login information for computer programs. And they knew it had been leaked, they identified that it had been leaked, and they kept it hot. They kept the information valid that people could use, even if it had leaked to the public. And they forgot to turn it off. So what had happened after that, a month later, someone tried to log in with this API information that I guess everyone else just assumed would be turned off, because why not?

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Unknown_23: Generally speaking, I was thinking about this yesterday for some reason, how when people develop security, because I was thinking about something I'll talk about in the future.

Unknown_23: When you don't like security sometimes you forget to check the lock on the front door so to speak and this is definitely a case where they made sure that all the windows were dead bolted that they had security cameras in every direction that they had like heat profiles and the the night vision on to make sure they could see everything and Then they left the front door So what they're calling a state actor is

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Unknown_23: You can't just be some random guy, and I think this is a common cope. Whenever there's a big security instance, like the North Korean DPRK state-funded by illicit drugs child sex trafficking money hackers, who literally take... What's the funny meme chemical that the rich elite take? It's like Chromio or something? They literally slurp the adrenochrome. They slurp adrenochrome out of babies so they can be master hackers. Only the most premier state-funded attackers on the planet can compromise us. Of course, this fucking Korean gigachat adrenochrome junkie, who is more powerful than Kim Jong-un and Putin, Dragon Ball Z fused together, hacked into Cloudflare using the API key that they just left valid. It just left laying around after the prior security incident. signed in and poked around in their internal ticketing system, which leaked their wiki, so like their internal how-to information on how to run the company, some of their source code, not all of it, they say.

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Unknown_23: and all their Jira tickets. So any tickets that are urgent, there is an immediate issue where people can log in to Cloudflare and take shit over, that's now being leaked. So with the source code and the ticketing, they have a pretty good understanding of any possible new security issues that might exist in some of Cloudflare's infrastructure.

Unknown_23: Which is not good when Kim Jong Putin, Adrenochrome Junkie, is after your ass. That's a bad position to be in.

Unknown_23: Did I get any of it? No, unfortunately not.

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Unknown_23: What makes me laugh and what's really funny about Cloudflare as a as a concept is that half the Internet uses Cloudflare. It's like the default go to hide my ass kind of thing. Right.

Unknown_23: So the way that it works.

Unknown_23: is that it scans packets. It's necessarily, in order to function, it has to be able to read the information being sent to the server, which means that when you use Cloudflare, you actually terminate SSL. So when you hear things like end-to-end encryption with WhatsApp and Signal and so on,

Unknown_23: The recipient and the sender have encryption keys and they are signing messages back and forth that if there were what's called a man in the middle trying to intercept those packets and read what's inside of them, they will only get garbled junk that they can't decrypt because they don't have the keys. Well...

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Unknown_23: Cloudflare is effectively a giant man-in-the-middle. It exists to read packets. So when you use Cloudflare, you're actually terminating SSL with them. So they are the people receiving your packets for you and scanning them for malicious activity. Which, I mean, that's necessarily how it works. But when you have half the internet using one gigantic firewall, That means, including the federal government, including governments all over the world, state governments, local governments, charities, NGOs, banks, literally everything uses Cloudflare for security. That means that if Kim Jong-un, Putin, Adrenochrome Junkie, were to somehow compromise this and start reading the servers of Cloudflare,

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Unknown_23: you're talking a unprecedentedly massive backdoor to half the internet. Suddenly, every small website, anything smaller than Facebook, is cracked wide open. And Kim Jong Putin is just reading your fucking, literally everything, your financial information, your private messages, what websites you're accessing, everything that you would be able to know from your computer would be accessed through that.

Unknown_23: Kikchat is broken. My tabs are crashing really bad for some reason. Oh and uh Brave today should have restarted my computer, but I was too busy dying Hello job By the way, I'll save it from my big run

0:15:16
Unknown_23: Uh, PewDiePie is going to trune out.

Unknown_21: Drawing!

Unknown_23: Here's what he did. He wanted to, he moved to Japan and he thought, I'm going to become an anime drawer. So he starts drawing and everyone's sharing this around. Like it's really impressive. Like how he went from drawing and then a hundred days later, he's drawing this shit and it's all women. Like everything he draws is just women. This one is like, I don't want to make character assassinations about PewDiePie, but like,

0:16:05
Unknown_23: Some of it is pretty fucking sketch. There's one in particular where it's just like, what are you doing, bro?

Unknown_23: So this is just to be clear. This is fucking embarrassing. And for some reason he's published this to the internet. He literally loves Japan so much that he left Sweden. He left the UK, he left Italy, the three countries that he could possibly go to and moved to Japan and started drawing anime to a country. It's, I think it's literally the only country on earth.

Unknown_23: that has like an over 50% income tax. So he's willingly decided to spend half of his income. Every, every dollar that he gets is cut in half and he gets the small share of it.

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Unknown_23: The government of Japan gets the lion's share so that he can live in this fucking shithole country and draw little girls in a notebook.

Unknown_23: And it's just the most embarrassing thing. So I think he's going to turn out at some point.

Unknown_23: You think, Oh, well, he's married and he has a child, so he's not going to turn out now. No, that's where you're wrong. That's when they actually turn out the most is that once they realize that not everything in the world is about them anymore, they think, wouldn't it be nice if everything in the world was about me again?

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Unknown_23: If I become a trans woman, then everything will be about me again. He also there's one particular picture I don't know where it's at, but he drew himself as a woman. Oh, this is it

Unknown_20: things different styles I have not developed my own and I'm just trying to draw different things that I see and like as much as possible and that's what everyone told me as well the best way to improve is draw from reference so I drew these super quick and I felt like they were kind of fun and weird had a had a sh** day so sad anime girl anyway I finished the book I never thought I would. So I bought this new one at a local store, and it was so shitty. Like the pages are so flimsy. And oh, what's this? New sponsor time? Time to get you.

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Unknown_23: Oh no, don't you want this? New sponsor. He can't buy this shit. Enticing.

Unknown_23: Sorry, there might be something kick might have updated and my extension no longer works um For for kick, I apologize. I'm gonna i'm gonna work on the kick integration to get subs and stuff working Uh for a reason i'll talk about but yeah, I saw this And it was like soul crushing despair like even pewdiepie millions of dollars Attractive wife young budding family What does he want? I want to move to Japan. I want to live in an anime. I want to draw anime. You can do anything you want in the entire world. You can start a business. You can do a charity. You can help people. You can help animals. You can invest in technology. You can pursue literally any interest that you have on the entire fucking planet. And what do you want? You want to live in the cartoon world and be a woman.

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Unknown_23: It's a little bit, it's a little bit blackpilling chat. It was whitepilling to see PewDiePie become an adult and like Actually invest into the future and now it's blackpiling to see him regress to be a child Doodling in fucking notepads like he's in middle school or some shit Depressing chat Save him, I can't

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Unknown_23: Utah banning diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts on campus and in government. So I talked last time about Utah and it's awesome new flag. And I talked about how they had banned men from the woman's restroom. Now they are targeting DEI efforts, both in the universities of Utah and also its own government. So any kind of program that would previously have included

Unknown_23: DI as part of its qualifications Has been removed and I think that this is in part in due to Some news I saw about how I think it was air traffic and for whatever reason the airline industry is the current target of like the anti-woke shit right now

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Unknown_23: Because I think there was an accident on the aircraft of an aircraft. And then people discovered that the airliners have been pushing for diversity more recently. And one of them was it was like air traffic controller certification, which if you don't know, air traffic controllers make a fuck ton of money. It's like an extremely stressful job where you're constantly like having to check runways and shit to make because if you fuck up, people die.

Unknown_23: So I want to say air traffic controllers make $200,000 a year. They make a lot of money But the air traffic controller a certification had a DEI thing and It specifically gave you like bonus points for answering stupid questions. Like what was your worst subject and if you say science that's how they knew that you were black because apparently black people are really terrible at the sciences and So if you say that you were bad at science, and that means that you're probably black, and they literally give you bonus points on your exam for becoming an air traffic controller if you say that you were bad at science in high school, which is pretty fucking remarkable. It's pretty fascinating. So Utah said that's stupid, which, to be fair, it is.

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Unknown_23: And they are attempting to weed it out. So we're establishing the precedent, Chuck.

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Unknown_23: That's why airport delays are so shitty lately. Dude, I'm so glad.

Unknown_23: I mean, I fly in Europe, so I don't have a lot of... The worst flight I ever had was in Ukraine.

Unknown_23: I arrived like a couple hours early to my airport to fly out of Odessa.

Unknown_23: and I was stuck in that airport for literally I want to say 20 hours where I couldn't sleep because every hour they said the flight has been delayed another hour another hour comes it's been delayed another hour they did this literally like 16 fucking times to the point where I arrived at like like you know in the evening and then I was up at like 12 a.m. or 12 p.m. the day after like dying just dying I was I was a I was sleeping in the terminal and it was a packed terminal but I was on a stool with my hand in my head sleeping like across like a stool onto a rounded table in the corner of a room for hours just waking up every 30 minutes because of how fucking noisy it was

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Unknown_23: And by the way, there is a flight Odessa was the most Jewish city in Ukraine and there was a flight from Odessa to Tel Aviv Dude, I was I was literally surrounded by at least 500 Orthodox Jews I was just sitting there like almost dead at this barstool trying to sleep and there were literally 500 Orthodox Jews in full curls and hats and everything lined up in front of me for Israeli Airlines or whatever the fuck.

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Unknown_23: It was really wild.

Unknown_23: I got through and the lady said I had overstayed and I was required, you know, cause they want to make sure you pay your fee. I was required to pay the fee. So I thought I was going to miss it. I almost cried and she like rushed me through with the ticket. I don't think that she was supposed to do that, but she rushed me through and then I thought I had missed it cause I had spent so long in the airport security line. I thought for sure I was fucked. And I had missed my flight, and I threw my bag down. And then, as soon as I did that, I was sitting in the thing, and then I saw that there was still a bus for my flight. And they were literally trying to close the doors as I realized that my flight was still there. And they were picking up the, because it was so congested, they were delayed again, as they tried to wait for people to get onto the plane. I literally had to push through the folding doors into a crowded bus that was so crowded, there was no room for anybody. But I fucking shoved 50 orthodox Jews deeper into a bus so I could get onto that plane.

0:23:51
Unknown_23: Um, it was a nightmare. It was a genuine fucking nightmare. It was the worst thought I ever had. Uh, so I don't know. Sorry.

0:24:27
Unknown_23: I was distracted by a nightmare.

Unknown_23: You know, literally dog whimpering. I was like, please not.

Unknown_24: I just wanted to leave. I just wanted to leave and have a good flight. Have a good time.

Unknown_23: I don't think I've ever talked about this. I don't think I've ever talked about my nightmare flight out of Odessa.

Unknown_23: Anyways, Utah is trying to prevent that is what I'm trying to say. They've seen the future, they know the nightmare of it, and they're trying to help you guys. They want to stop this DEI shit so that air traffic controllers don't fuck up your flight as bad as they fucked up mine.

0:25:06
Unknown_23: Next Starbucks fires barista working through paramedic school who heroically subdued robbers after getting pistol-whipped So there is the robber oh no now we're talking about classic role reversal here That's suspect Joshua no hit Harrison with a weapon here's mr. Harrison and

Unknown_23: And this is his, okay. So it was these two guys, they picked a fight with this guy.

0:25:42
Unknown_23: Now he's, he's like half white. So he has a min max, the strengths of both races. And he was able to defend himself against both. However,

Unknown_23: this is true now i say whenever i say this is true imagine that there's an asterisk next to it and the asterisk has a little footnote and the footnote says um josh is about to say something which is probably incredibly untrue uh it's just a fixed list to everything that i say that's a declarative statement However, this is a true fact, and the true fact is that stores like Starbucks and Fast Food and Whataburger and so on have a rule that if you ever get mugged, you are to deliver the cash and not fight back.

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Unknown_23: and you might wonder why the answer is it's cheaper it is cheaper to empty the register and walk away from the situation than it is to deal with the impending wrongful death lawsuit or whatever lawsuit for for wrongful injury or whatever

Unknown_23: So they fired him because he broke procedure. The procedure is get your ass kicked, get pistol whipped, empty the drawer, and then run away, basically. Don't die. Whatever you do, don't die, and don't inflict any kind of lawsuit injury onto the other person.

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Unknown_23: See, okay, I actually knew what I was talking about this time. I told you, I know some stuff, chat. I know some stuff. That's why he was fired, which is kind of fucking and we're in a dog eat dog world now. Okay, there is no more peace There's no more tranquility. This fucking lunatic is walking around with a gun trying to score drug money from a starbucks You have to defend yourself Um And this is a funny story that someone dropped right into the man the internet thread right before the stream Only fan has pledged 11 million dollars to israel

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Unknown_23: OnlyFans billionaire owner and rabbi Leonid Radvinsky and his wife reportedly pledged $11 million to the powerhouse pro-Israel lobby, the American-Israeli Public Affairs Committee, or AIPAC, last year, according to an internal donor list obtained by The Lever.

Unknown_23: Radvinsky has denied making or pledging the donation.

Unknown_23: So political donations are all, especially ones for $11 million are like logged because they have to be because that's the law. And they found the list from AIPAC and they showed him and said, you said that you were, you donated $11 million to AIPAC. And he says, no, you're wrong. I was very audacious. That's a pretty big lie. Um,

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Unknown_23: According to the confidential internal internal documents reviewed by the lever, APAC reported a massive $90 million fundraising haul in the month following him following Hamas attack.

Unknown_23: One contribution stood out, an $11 million pledge from a Mr. Anonymous Anonymous and Katie Chudnovsky, the largest listed contributions in the document. The lever was to confirm that the personal information listed alongside the donation identified Mr. Anonymous Anonymous as Radvinsky, who owns the subscription blogging platform. That's a very polite way of putting it. The subscription blogging platform OnlyFans, which is generally associated with adult content. Well, some of the names of the document confirmed they had been contributed to APAC, Ravinsky, and two others denied being the donors.

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Unknown_23: I did not donate or pledge 11 million. I have to work on that voice. I didn't donate or pledge 11 million. Ravinsky told The Lever, adding that the statement applies to me, my foundation, and my family. The OnlyFans owner declined to provide an explanation as to why he and his wife appeared, and the donors were address documentation showing a wire transfer from Trubnovsky to the organization. I want to say that the name Chud is very funny for an OnlyFans donor.

0:30:04
Unknown_23: I guess they know.

Unknown_23: These people, the people that own OnlyFans have to know how bad the situation is. Like when people see that, that a rabbi owns OnlyFans, they have to know what that means and how bad that looks.

Unknown_23: So I guess he's just gonna deny it. There's no crime in denying it, I guess. If you donate a billion dollars to something and then say, I didn't donate a billion dollars, and you pull out a piece of paper that says, it says right here you donated a billion dollars, and this is like a government donation list. He's like, I didn't do it.

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Unknown_23: I guess that's a good defense, huh?

Unknown_23: I mean, some people, it's gonna be enough where

Unknown_23: Some people will believe him you try to show this on Twitter or something to that fucking retard Stewart's and I'm gonna be like Well, I mean he did say he didn't do it. Why would he lie? And that would be enough. That would be sufficient for him Cool this will probably be a short stream just a heads up. I've got shit to do chat. I

Unknown_23: What do I have to do? You may wonder. I have to sue everybody.

0:31:09
Unknown_23: Um, so let me, let me explain that yesterday, uh, I received notification that stripe closed down all of my business accounts. I had had a very old stripe account that I use for processing payments for 1776 hostings.

Unknown_23: I had a business relationship with Stripe through Gumroad, and I had a different one through Odyssey for Super Chats. Stripe randomly decided that I, the person, am not allowed to do business in the United States or anywhere in the world through their network. And so my old unused 1776 hosting account was closed, my Gumroad account was closed, and my Odyssey account was closed. Orkada, or, Orkada, sorry, I was reading the chat. Rumble is not closed because they pay in checks. I received a physical check from Rumble that no company in the entire world can control.

0:31:43
Unknown_23: It goes from bank account to government postal service to bank account and that is it.

Unknown_23: So that is why Rumble still works and Odyssey does not.

0:32:24
Unknown_23: I have yet to receive true confirmation that the gumroad will be going down because they asked for more information. I don't know what that means. I submitted the same information that has been on my account for years and I assume that what's going to happen is they're going to look at it and they're going to get a word from Stripe saying shut it down and they'll shut it down and there won't be any recourse to it. The information that I received from Stripe is prohibited business. I do not know how this podcast is a prohibited business.

Unknown_23: They also shut down the account that I was using through WordPress for merchandise, so I'll no longer be able to sell merchandising through natathenet.com.

Unknown_23: I don't know what happened for them to decide that this was the time and my merchandise is illicit, my podcast is illicit, the videos I put out reviewing comic books and dumb bullshit is illicit.

0:33:17
Unknown_23: That is the situation. Rumble still works.

Unknown_23: There's no legal issue. These companies can do this for any reason or no reason at all. They will never tell you why they've done this. It's considered a trade secret. If you try to sue them to uncover the reason behind why you were terminated from service, you will find no reason. The blanket explanation is that we are high risk. I have never had a charge back. I've never had any accusations of fraud.

Unknown_23: It's just a lie. Their risk assessment is allowed to assess risk in any way that they please, so they will do so, and they will not explain their logic behind it, and they don't have to.

0:33:57
Unknown_23: There's literally zero recourse for how this works.

Unknown_23: However, like I said, we still have Rumble, we still have Kik. I'm gonna try to hold on to those as long as I can.

Unknown_23: We'll probably find out a different way to do merchandising because there's literally nothing illegal with what I do, so I can just try again with a different system.

Unknown_23: And as far as the month-to-month Gumroad stuff,

Unknown_23: I have a call with locals today. No promises with that. I was supposed to have talks with them months ago and that never happened. So this could be unproductive. This could be productive. So I don't know what to expect.

0:34:30
Unknown_23: As far as like the actual like streaming presences everything's still up. It's just that Odyssey and gumroad rely on stripe to process payments and stripe Gets to say whatever they want and there's literally nothing you can do about it. So That's how that works the

Unknown_23: Like I said, people are really hesitant to go out of their way to do things that are cumbersome on them. They want the easiest, least friction path to doing money stuff, and that's always a credit card. But I've said this before, I'll say it again, credit cards are literally evil. There is literally nothing that has ever existed in human history more evil than the U.S. banking system. The way that our society runs, and the reason why things are as bad as they are, is because every dollar passes through a bottleneck system that is invisible to average people, completely opaque in how it functions. Every dollar is manipulated and scraped. They take half a percentage point of every dollar transmitted through their networks.

0:35:48
Unknown_23: So the the future of things will be more cumbersome. It'll be crypto. It'll be literally check Because again, there's no payment processors between those It'll be a bigger pain in the ass, but people really need to learn how to to do things without credit card because it like Trillions of dollars of global finance passed through the literal beating heart of Satan present on this earth That is the banking system and it needs to be completely destroyed and eviscerated I'll probably tweet about this now. I'm after my stream Maybe they'll reinstate it. I doubt it, but it's a good point because I can just show you the fucking email that I get It's like ridiculous

0:36:27
Unknown_03: Notice about your Stripe account.

Unknown_23: So.

Unknown_23: When imagine this, I want you to imagine this. You work your job, right? You go to work every day. And then this guy that you've never seen before, never heard of, never even don't know anything about comes into your office and he pulls you away. And he says, sorry, you're fired. And you're like, who the fuck are you? And he explains that he is a third party contractor from an accounting company from a completely unrelated organization. All he does is your company's finances. And your boss says, hey, wait a second. We need this guy to work for us. He's important. We don't want to let him go. He's done nothing wrong. And the accounting company says, actually, If you decide that you're going to keep this guy on payroll, we're going to stop processing all accounts for you. We're going to fire your entire staff. We're going to destroy your business. And if you try to get around us by replacing us with a different company that does accounting, we're going to blacklist your entire company and you won't be able to make any money whatsoever. That's literally what happens with this shit. is that it is a completely unaccountable third party that can do whatever the fuck they want, they're legally allowed to do whatever the fuck they want, you have no recourse, you cannot sue them, you cannot petition the government, you have no redress of this, and they effectively own money as a concept in this country. They own the concept of money, and you can't do anything about it.

0:38:22
Unknown_23: So they have to be completely and utterly destroyed.

Unknown_23: That's the only way. You want things to be better in the US? The US banking apparatus must be completely and utterly destroyed. There is no fixes, there's no reformation that you can do. You have to ground up, destroy it.

Unknown_23: So, just to give you a rundown. because I don't think people understand like exactly how fucked it is.

0:39:03
Unknown_23: So I will, I will tweet about this. The other thing is the fundraising page. Um, I, I mentioned last week that I would, uh, I would like to consider suing Epic for making actionable claims against the Kiwi farms.

Unknown_23: I talked to my attorney about this.

Unknown_23: He talked to a defamation specialist about this. He set up an IOLTA, which is an interest on lawyer trust account. Very fancy word for a lawyer-managed, attorney-managed escrow account.

0:39:35
Unknown_23: And I have set it up.

Unknown_23: This bar at the top that you see that's green, that is a $75,000 fun bar. I'm gonna have to put text somewhere that explains that.

Unknown_23: But I have not actually launched this yet, and it's already at, I think, $20,000, or maybe $15,000. Let me check.

Unknown_23: But I'm about to start advertising this. I was just waiting for the stream. I was giving people, yeah, it's at 20%. It's at $14,700.

Unknown_23: So I was, um, and I've only made one thread about this. I haven't actually advertised it yet. So I have a feeling that we're going to go really quick with this, which is a good thing because even though it's, um, in Hardin's or Hardin's, I always say Hardin for some reasons, Hardin, even though it's in Hardin's name and it's the actual attorney trust account and it's for legal purpose, banks can do whatever the fuck they want. I don't know if the rules are different for, um, IOL TAs. I doubt it. So I'm going to try to get this done as quickly as possible.

0:40:06
Unknown_23: And then we'll have that set aside and the idea is is that we'll have literally the entire case up to jury trial funded and when we contact epic and Probably other people as well and say we have this trial funded We have $75,000 earmarked

Unknown_23: to you.

0:41:07
Unknown_23: Imagine you're on the receiving end of that. What do you do? Do you think, oh, well, I also want to take $75,000 out of my business checking account and put that towards an attorney? Not usually. That's usually not what happens. Maybe a couple of these people will be interested in finding this to the very bitter end.

Unknown_23: Not likely.

Unknown_23: It's under my discretion, so I can spend it however I want, but one of those things that might be sued is Liz Fong Jones, depending on how much we get and stuff. And it might go to helping Vinnie in Australia, just a heads up. But at first, we're going to be looking at Epic and Alejandro Caraballo, because they have made serious claims, and enough is enough. People shouldn't be allowed to lie about this kind of shit. It's not funny. It's not funny to accuse people of abusing kids. Ask Ricada about this. It's not a good idea. The courts don't like it. There's basically one line in the sand as far as defamation charges go, and that's crossing it.

0:41:39
Unknown_23: So, I don't know, there's not much I want to say more about this.

Unknown_23: I'll find a way to fix my personal finances shit, regardless of what the banks want.

0:42:23
Unknown_23: This is for a special purpose. Again, I can spend it how I want, but it's literally set aside for litigation stuff.

Unknown_23: And I think that,

Unknown_23: That's as much as I want to say that. Oh, I should give you the URL because I'm an idiot and did not give you the URL. Yeah, I'm going to launch a fundraising site and then you know what I'm not going to do? I'm not going to tell you where to fucking go to use it. I'm a genius. I'm a 9 million IQ genius.

Unknown_23: literally an indestructible, unmitigated force, natural force of nature that cannot be stopped. It is lolcalfund.hardin.law. L-O-L-C-A-L-F-U-N-D.H-A-R-D-I-N.LAW.

0:43:04
Unknown_23: That's kind of hoop see if I had not if I had fucked not fuck this up And gave you the URL to begin with I could show you something really nifty Probably, but unfortunately I'm gonna give it a sec oh there is you see it There's a I even developed a web socket so when someone donates it shows up to everybody on the site it gets you hyped There's a toast that shows up. Oh my god. There's money flowing in I'm not alone in this world It's not it's not a stupid me burning my cash type deal. We're in this together

0:43:44
Unknown_23: You know, I used to just do websites. I used to just do websites. Now I'm a fucking lunatic. I'm completely unhinged.

Unknown_23: I have to do shit like this.

Unknown_23: Yeah, that's it.

Unknown_23: I Will advertise this after the stream and I will talk about the stripes. I'll probably talk about the stripe stuff on Twitter so if anyone wants to Promote that yell at them. Maybe it can be maybe I've never tried. I know my Twitter is powerful I know what people love it on my podcast when I talk about my fucking awesome Twitter account. I

0:44:20
Unknown_23: But it's worked in the past. I wonder what happens if we yell at Stripe, Chad. Do you think we can yell at Stripe enough to reverse these fucking decisions? I mean, it's bullshit one way. Why can't it be bullshit the other way?

Unknown_02: We'll see.

Unknown_23: Thank you everyone who is contributing.

0:44:52
Unknown_23: First thing first, it's paying off Hardian for his work. That's how these things go, usually. I appreciate it.

Unknown_23: So, what's next?

Unknown_23: You know what? I'm going to be a nice, good little grifter. I'm going to put this up there. I apologize that your little green toasts are not going to show up on stream anymore.

Unknown_23: um fix god you know what's weird i i

Unknown_23: You know, I'm working on this yesterday and the email comes in that Stripe is just going to burn all my shit to the ground. And I'm angry, you know, of course, when that happens. But then I wake up the next day and I feel, I feel excellent. I just feel wonderful. I don't know what it is. It's something about pressure, something about waking up and knowing that the boulder is especially heavy today fills me with determination chat.

0:45:31
Unknown_23: Someone donated, oh my God, holy shit. I missed the $10,000 toast apparently, that's crazy. Did that actually happen?

Unknown_02: It did. I just, oh my God, that's a lot.

0:46:06
Unknown_23: It's not even just 10,000. Someone toasted, why did I say toasted? 7,000. Someone else did, I think, 10,000. That's crazy. Thank you very much, everybody. I appreciate it. I really, really, really, really hope that this works.

Unknown_23: It's my fucking thought that vinny's getting sued and vinny's an idiot. I explained this this stupidest fucking thing that I wrote up But I explained basically that vinny is a first generation chinese immigrant. I did a stream with him If you remember the china stream, that's fucking vinny. He's a nice guy. He plays dota. He's very normal He's not like a weirdo like me. He doesn't have any interest in lol cows. He doesn't give a fuck about chrishan He's like a normal fucking guy And he allowed me to use the IPs from his company in Australia, registered with AppNIC, to try and help my endeavors.

0:46:39
Unknown_23: Originally, we were going to do a business thing, and I would help him set this up as a VPS company or something, and sell managed services to China. That was the long-term plan, how I was going to pay him back for his company's help. As a result, he gets sued by this fucking monster, this actual hobgoblin demon wandering around the fucking Earth with a hunchback.

0:47:18
Unknown_23: I try to tell him, I say, don't let this go to default. You don't want this go to default because then he just wins by default. Like if you don't enter an appearance, then there is no defense. You just lose. And he is like, nah, because he's the first generation Chinese immigrant and he's extremely, you know, patriotic to Australia. He really, really loves Australia. And anytime I argue, it's so it's frustrating arguing with him because he's like, nah, mate, don't worry about it. Australia is great. It's the best country and everything here just makes sense. Don't worry about it. And I'm like, no, it really, that's just how it works. And he's like, no, don't worry about it.

Unknown_23: They'll see that it's bullshit and they'll throw it out. Well, that's not how it fucking works. I was right. And then suddenly he's hit with a default judgment for like 400,000 Australian dollars. And it's like, I told you that's how it's fucking works. And then he explained to me,

0:47:51
Unknown_23: that he had an issue in small claims court. And in small claims court, his issue was decided without the other party entering an appearance, because the judge looked at it and decided the merits right then and there. And he just assumed that small claims court and large claims court would work exactly the same. It's like, no, bro, that's not how that works. So now it's boulder uphill like properly because I have to reverse the default judgment and it's like I can't even fucking find a barrister to talk to in this shithole fucking country this insectoid arachnid hellhole that is Australia.

0:48:42
Unknown_23: It's very frustrating. It's very frustrating because now he's just targeting innocent people. Just completely innocent bystanders.

Unknown_23: For genuine life ruination. For no reason. Literally the only reason why is because he leased out IPs to me. He leased out IPs to my company that were released to my other company.

Unknown_23: so that I could host a website that other people not fucking related to me said things that he finds defamatory and he just gets to say that and then it works and it's like that's bullshit.

0:49:15
Unknown_23: I did not say she.

Unknown_02: It's frustrating.

Unknown_02: So there we go.

Unknown_02: JK Rowling? No, I don't think so.

Unknown_23: Alright, I will progress on this.

Unknown_23: Let me read that at your own leisure.

0:49:48
Unknown_23: Chat, we have to now digress. We have to digress to talking about

Unknown_23: Classy. Classy chat is once again an issue.

Unknown_19: I love this man.

Unknown_23: I think it's a man. Based on the voice, I'm assuming it's a man. I'll let him explain the classy issue.

Unknown_19: My coworker and friend sent me a picture of a meme that said, you're too serious. Open your clown chakra. And I thought, that's really funny. I think I want to share that. And from a place of humor, I put it out there. We posted that on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, threads.

0:50:24
Unknown_19: Most people got a good laugh out of it. And a few people were like, hey, no, seriousness is very required in this world. We should be more serious. And personally, I don't disagree with that. I think we need a very healthy balance of maturity and childlike wonder in everything that we do, at least for mature grownups. But that's besides the point. What happened next after making that post was very interesting. Due to what I believe is that cosmic interconnectedness through our thoughts and our consciousness, I found myself in meditation on Saturday being completely overwhelmed by visualizations of the Joker. And not just like Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson Joker, I mean like the comic book, super wicked Joker, just flooding my mind, flooding my thoughts, flooding my being. So it was then that during all of these meditation experiences where I prayed to the divine intelligence and said, Where on earth is this coming from? And I received, without a shadow of a doubt, this very clear message, you told people to open up their clown chakra. And I thought, oh my God.

0:51:00
Unknown_19: Well, enough of that. And I immediately deleted the post everywhere. But that wasn't exactly enough. You see, then the next day I spoke with a very dear friend of mine and he told me that the last night he had endless dreams about the Joker as well. Also with the very wicked form that he is often portrayed in. And I thought, oh dear. It's spreading because it's not just one person interconnected with everybody. We're all connected with each other. In fact, I am wondering if anybody watching this has had a similar experience. And if you had, please put it in the comments. That would be wild. I personally kind of don't think that would be the case, but If you've ever been haunted by clown pussy, please let me know in the comments.

0:51:43
Unknown_23: If you wake up at night in cold sweats due to the klossy, please tell me. Leave a comment, like, and subscribe. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised.

0:52:16
Unknown_19: And so, with all of that said, don't open the clown chakra. Close it down and do your best to embody the qualities of truth, love, and authenticity.

Unknown_19: And hey, sorry, I gotta edit myself in here for a moment, too, because that does not mean to not have fun. We can have fun, we can play, we can be jovial, we can be childlike. Perhaps it is then that the idea of the clown chakra genuinely- Okay, I'll end it there. I will no longer torment you with the clown chakra.

0:52:48
Unknown_23: I don't know, I found this funny. I have no idea how this guy has 1.38 million subscribers. How does this have 13,000 views? Does he buy subscribers? 1.4 million subscribers, and then his video is barely top like a few thousand.

Unknown_23: videos.

Unknown_23: I guess he just gets like, he gets lucky with super viral videos about dumb shit. And then that's like, where's the subscribers come from?

Unknown_23: Spirit science 12, the human history movie. Oh, these are all like 11 year old videos.

0:53:23
Unknown_23: So did he like have a successful channel?

Unknown_23: Okay, so he had a successful channel, and then I guess he truned out and became a klussy chaser. Okay, is this what happened?

Unknown_23: He believes Jews are from space, that's based.

Unknown_23: Spirit signs the cult.

Unknown_23: Okay, is he actually a troon, because he's got... This guy is a rabbit hole.

Unknown_23: Has he always been so weird sounding? Let's try oldest. Spirit Science 4. So the oldest video he has on this channel is episode 4.

0:53:56
Unknown_18: Okay. Oh, he does have the same voice from 12 years ago. Better get some popcorn ready. This one's gonna be pretty long.

Unknown_23: I think that this now that I hear this it makes me wonder if this is um It was very popular on new grounds to use like a voice EQ thing to change your voice to make it sound more cartoonish like if you remember um

Unknown_23: The squirrel and the goth girl the squirrel squirrelly. He had like a really Like high-pitched edited like filter foamy foamy Foamy had like a really high-pitched squirrelly voice. I wonder if that's like his trend He's just like latching on to like the cartoony voices that newgrounds had and shit Yeah, I will press

0:54:30
Unknown_23: Yeah, I think that, and he just never changed that. I can't remember if, oh, he is from New Grounds.

Unknown_04: Okay. God damn, I'm smart.

Unknown_23: God, I know shit, chat. I'm telling you, I've been around the block. I remember New Grounds. I remember Foamy. I remember the weird squeaky voice, and he's just, he hasn't updated his format in fucking 20 years, and he's still doing it, and that's why he gets 3,000 views per video about Klussy instead of like millions like he used to.

0:55:24
Unknown_23: It all connects and used to be to the internet the internet used to be small the area used to be big the internet is now as small you got YouTube you got Instagram you got twitch that's it speaking of twitch actually I

Unknown_23: Pokimane announced that she was leaving Twitch for YouTube. Dude, Twitch is dying. Twitch is gone. I don't know how they fucked up Twitch that bad, but that shit's dead. They're going to get rid of Amazon Prime subs. I think that Pokimane left. I think the rumor was that she was offered a contract, but it didn't have like the upfront money that it used to.

Unknown_23: So, I want to say that if that's the case, it would make sense that Pokimane would switch from Twitch to YouTube, because she's not getting cash up front just for being on the platform, and YouTube takes a third, whereas Twitch takes a half. So if she's you know, think about that in like big numbers if you get a million dollars in simp money on twitch through donos and Twitch is taking half of that. That's half a million of your simp donos going to jeff bezos. Who the fuck wants that? You can keep $660,000 of your SimpBucks on YouTube. So that's a fucking house. That's like a house. That's a new rental house that you can buy in one year from SimpBucks that you're losing to Jeff Bezos just by being on his fuck-ass platform. Awful. And what's sad is that they have worse...

0:56:19
Unknown_23: They have a worse payout rate on a worse platform, and they're still not profitable. They still don't make any money. YouTube is making money. Twitch can't do it. Twitch takes more, gives you less, and it still isn't turning a profit. That's terrible.

0:57:01
Unknown_23: Uh, just a horrifically mismanaged company. It's really funny that they're dying. It's so gratifying too. God, I just can't wait to see all these, these terrible evil things in the world die, chat. So gratifying even.

Unknown_23: You know, I think that a lot of the more legit streamers like the more brand safe friendly content creator types will go to YouTube but then like The desperate weirdos will go to like kick and rumble. I'm afraid that kick is gonna get too popular You go to kicks home page and scroll around there's some real fucking dumpster trash on kick

0:57:43
Unknown_23: There's even a Kiwi Farms thread specifically for, no offense Addy, but there's a Kiwi Farms thread specifically for looking at like terrible zero view streamers on kick and there's like some serious fucking trash on kick.

Unknown_23: There's a, people have, you know, you have a boss man Jack that everyone loves and appreciates, right? But then you have, uh, Like a couple other standbys that when boss is like off a bender and he's sleeping for a day There's a couple other people that people one guy is called DJ Chris. I've never even talked about him I don't pay too much attention to him from what I understand. He's a British convicted pedophile who is like a serious alcoholic and And he calls himself DJ Chris because he literally stole an old vinyl turntable out of the dumpster. And now tries to like spin disc on stream for for donos.

0:58:22
Unknown_23: And it's just like a complete fucking mess. And apparently he falls off like literally falls down and hurts himself continuously because he's a mess.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I know the thing I had like an e whore thing and kick it so that's I'm not too fond of that but I Mean even though the hoes are busted It's funny it reminds me of streamed on me you have like all these people who are like, yeah, this is it I'm gonna make it big on kick. I want to be I'm gonna venture into this this fresh blue ocean fertile fertile grounds for launching a new career with all these alternative streamers and I have DJ Chris fucking falling over and turning his entire table over. His shit's spewing out on the ground and he's screaming.

0:59:11
Unknown_23: Awesome. I love that shit. I don't know. Why did the corporate types want to stomp that out, chat? All that purity of the human condition wiped off the face of the planet. Why do they hate it? Why do they hate fun, chat? I'll never know.

0:59:52
Unknown_23: Who's the Narcissa of kick?

Unknown_23: I don't know, man. You know, there was a doc, I didn't watch this yet, but there was a leaked documentary about Narcissa, right? You know what? I have not watched this, but for the sake of making an entertaining stream, I think we should watch this together. There was a, um,

Unknown_23: a documentary about Narcissa, aka Cosmo Wright, the speedrunner.

Unknown_23: And it got made, but it was never released. And then the creator... I'm sorry, I'll let people catch up. The creator of the documentary never released it, but then accidentally, months later, shared their Google Drive, and people found the documentary just sitting there on the Google Drive.

1:00:28
Unknown_23: Sure, Bossman Jack is too popular. He's more popular than me.

Unknown_23: You guys can hear me alright, okay?

Unknown_23: Because they're, um... Yeah, watch along. I'm not gonna watch the whole documentary, but someone clip something, and we'll watch that together for the first time.

Unknown_23: If you give me a second to preload it and shit.

Unknown_23: Thankfully the site's been moving pretty sneedily recently. There we go. Okay, let's watch this Apparently this is Narcissa right leaving his house for the first time in months and it causes a little bit of a physical reaction to it Such bad timing Okay

1:01:45
Unknown_23: Was that supposed to be the ending of it? Did I spoil the end? Is that the filmmaker managed to convince Cosmo to leave his house and visit some beautiful nature and his immediate reaction to sunlight is to throw up?

Unknown_23: Yeah, that's pretty, that's what we call fucking base.

Unknown_23: Plotch Fonts has the Google Drive link to it. I may try hosting it. If someone wants to write up like a really nice review and chop it up into segments maybe. A little bit of a fair use of Ruski type situation type deal. We can watch the entire thing together one day, who knows. I don't know how long the entire thing is. I didn't know that this guy this guy Lee I didn't even feature it or anything I Guess cuz I didn't have a post of feature. But if you want to go watch it, it's out there the actual nurse sister documentary I remember um, I Also don't think I've talked about this on stream Nurse nurse sissa aka Cosmo was streaming on

1:02:17
Unknown_23: I want to say streamed on me for a while and this was years ago I remember trying to talk to him and he was like really aloof and goofy and and like he does this thing I feel like he plays it up for for show but he like acts really really weird and starts making like chittering noises and like like weird noises like that it feels fake but

1:03:15
Unknown_23: Try talking to him in this chat for a little while and he's really obsessed with that show the anime Was it just called the wire No, it has another name to it. It's about the little girl with the The bear and the the one-sided braid and she becomes a computer god It's one of the only enemies I've watched I forgot the name of it Look at, what is the name of this thing?

Unknown_02: Lawsuit donations are broken.

Unknown_02: Oh, really? I wonder if they froze the account or something. Let me try donating a dollar real quick.

1:04:00
Unknown_23: I'm curious if they, like just, just preemptively froze it because it received so much money. Give me one second.

Unknown_23: Very riveting.

Unknown_23: Josh fills out a form on the internet content right now.

Unknown_02: Merchant transaction daily limit exceeded.

Unknown_23: Um, we received 25,000 in donations and the credit off because we

1:04:40
Unknown_23: You may have to call them. Uh, well.

Unknown_23: We did not meet our goal, however, we did meet the merchant's goal. We have processed $25,000 in a single, like two hours, and as a result, we have hit our statutory, apparently, mandatory maximum for income for a single day by the processor. And thank you, obviously, thank you very much for that.

Unknown_23: Hopefully we can get that lifted. If not, it'll have to be a three day type thing. I will make a note of this actually real quick on the fundraising page. I'll just say that it hit a daily limit.

1:05:12
Unknown_23: Apparently,

Unknown_23: There is a $25,000 daily. I'll reach out to them or have wire do it. I'll put three exclamation points to show my extreme levels of, of gratefulness chat.

1:06:00
Unknown_23: Do the merchant guild. They they're keeping, they're keeping me down.

Unknown_23: Um, that is really incredible though. Like literally within like two hours. That's crazy.

Unknown_23: Uh, again, thank you everybody.

Unknown_23: Okay. What was I going to do? I was talking about Narcissus, right? And how, um, what was the name of that anime chat now? Now I, now I need to know.

Unknown_23: Jersh typing. Dude, I'm waiting for these fucking ceramic key things to have F and J bumps. When they have those, I'm going to have a really nice ceramic keyboard and I'll take a tech for everybody. Lane, lane, serial experiments. Thank you. Yes, that's correct. He wants to be the little girl from lane and become a computer. God, God S rather cool.

1:06:33
Unknown_22: I need a fuck.

Unknown_23: I need a fucking monster. I need a monster.

Unknown_23: Okay, next.

Unknown_23: Let's keep this ball rolling.

Unknown_23: Jackie Singh, you thought, hopefully this will be the last we hear this poo in the loo. That was last year. I don't think I did. This was too recent.

1:07:14
Unknown_23: Jackie Singh.

Unknown_23: Oh, I remember okay, so last last stream. I talked about how Torswatt's got arrested. He was a California boy He was not a Swedish man, and you would think ha ha ha ha ha Her and Jim Stewartson looked like fools. They fake-doxed this guy and they got it completely wrong FBI proved that she got it wrong Now isn't she gonna have to eat some crow and admit that she is not a super hacker Pajit expert

1:07:45
Unknown_23: No stalker child Jackie Singh will not admit that she's a retard She will instead double down and insist that the Swedish guy is actually a second member known as Taurus Watts She will persist in accusing him of being a mass swatter The problem is is that he has come out and he has rejected this hypothesis

Unknown_23: Um, I will try to summarize this very, very briefly because I've looked at it and I'm not 100% convinced, uh, about what's happening, but this is what the allegation is.

Unknown_23: there is a second account on Telegram called Toroswats Returns and it uses like this spooky jump scare avatar and it was very very obsessed with Jackie Singh for a long time and then the day that Toroswats got arrested and the Swedish guy said that that account might be Jackie Singh's she starts talking about Patrick Tomlinson or the account starts talking about Patrick Tomlinson There are some logs that indicate that it might be her account, and she is deliberately, according to this guy, trying to frame him as being Toroswat's returns by running the account herself and saying incriminating things on it to make her own dark black hat or white hat hacker thing more of a valid theory.

1:08:48
Unknown_23: Uh, so let's show on stream. I will show you the tweets.

Unknown_23: Uh, can I actually, let me pull up the ghost Archive. I think that this has the entire, this is like a new archiving site that people have been using more than archive that is lately because it, um, it's more stable. Let's see.

Unknown_23: So share scarlet said Jackie Singh has spent the last year Jackson and orchestrating a mass harassment campaign against the Swedish man and his family claiming with no evidence that he was a hacker called Tor spots the actual hacker a teenager in California has been caught Dushyatar has said thank you. It's been rough chair replacing I hope you get some peace now finally in Dushyatar replies saying sadly No, she seems to have doubled down on her claim. I'm not sure if she even believes in herself anymore rather She is too proud to admit she was wrong

1:09:57
Unknown_23: And then Mike who I don't know replies to this with the tour SWAT returns she's changed the display picture from the jump scare to the mugshot and says

Unknown_23: And this okay, so this DM from Dushyatar who is the Swedish man She's accusing of being tour swats was sent to Jackie Singh asking her if she was ready to admit she was wrong and then the Tour spots return telegram account says Jackie Singh owes me an apology. I'm not stopping until I get one and

1:10:40
Unknown_23: Now the incriminating element of this is that it is a DM to Jackie Singh that she is now showing from the recipient side on Tor Swats and The person who's posting this as Tor Swats is showing that screenshot from Jackie Singh's perspective While talking in the first-person perspective of Dushatar So that is the

1:11:12
Unknown_23: That's a shitskin. I don't know who he is. He might be in Sweden. I don't know who this guy is. He is Swedish though, apparently.

Unknown_23: But he says...

Unknown_23: That is my actual reply to her from when she asked me to DM her. Yes. Which means two things. One, her supposed conversations with Taurus spots are fake. She's talking to herself. And two, she has gone from arguing, arguably just being numb to actually falsifying evidence. Riz Chungus, which is an excellent name says, if you post a screenshot of this DM from here, and that would be the silver bullet. And then, um, Oh, sorry. I got this wrong.

1:11:47
Unknown_23: Uh, so this was actually.

Unknown_23: Jackie, is this Jackie? Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown_23: Okay. So no, I did get that right. So this is usually asking her if she was willing to admit that she was wrong.

Unknown_23: And then he asked if there's a way to contact the FBI about this.

Unknown_23: So there you go. That is the current allegation. I cannot speak to its merits, but the Taurus Watts return account claiming to be Dashshatar has posted a screenshot from Jackie Singh's perspective, which would indicate that the poster is Jackie Singh. And that is what he is claiming. that she is so proud that she's going to try and forage evidence that he is a mass serial splatter in order to admit, in order to avoid admitting that she was wrong.

1:12:29
Unknown_23: Excellent. Good job, Jackie.

Unknown_23: Heck of a, heck of a job, Brownie. Dude, that's such a dismissive statement. When, when black people or Indians or whatever are doing something that you want to like mockingly approve of, just say you're doing a heck of a job, Brownie.

Unknown_23: Because then if anyone calls you out on this, you can just say, well, it's George Bush quote, literally, but you can, it's subtle. It's very subtle. Chad, what I'm saying.

1:13:05
Unknown_23: She's going to get away with it.

Unknown_23: I don't know. Um, apparently tour swats was the guy who was pretending to be lane Lambright. I can't, I can't remember if lane Lambright or Wayne Lambright is the original name. But I think he's the guy who's been going by that pseudonym that's a play on the real guy's name. And the FBI had been after him for years. I have gotten, I think, at least two, maybe even three grand jury subpoenas. From the FBI, and I've posted all these in public over the time, just so you know, but they're specific. They really want this guy's ass, because he's done this hundreds of fucking times. I'm sure if you add up the amount of damage that he's done and the resources he's wasted, it's probably millions of dollars at this point.

1:13:37
Unknown_23: Because he's called in hundreds of these fucking things.

Unknown_23: So, I mean, it's not funny.

Unknown_23: Like it's not funny to them. They do not. It's a serious crime. Um, it's been prosecuted variously as attempted murder because you're trying to send armed police into someone's house when they're not expecting it, which could always unfold in an unfortunate way and result in someone dying.

1:14:29
Unknown_23: Uh, wow.

Unknown_23: Yeah, he's fucked. He's fucked. Sorry. I just got a text message. I had to answer.

Unknown_23: Um, that's it for that. I think I don't think she's replied.

Unknown_23: Oh, she did reply. Excellent. Open your fat fucking mouth. Jackie saying hack it, miss hack people like they call her, but legal, which is pretty funny, but legal replies and says, posting this update from the telegram swatter. So the world will know who's attempting to murder stealthy geek and his wife and probably swatter those other government officials today to strong nexus and linkage with Kiwi farms.

1:15:00
Unknown_23: It's crazy. It's fucking crazy. It's, it's, you know, it's hard to even say that this is defamation because like Jackie Singh is so uncredible that it would be hard to make the case that anything that she says can be taken seriously or damage someone's reputation. You know what I mean? She's just like such a fucking retard that everyone reads something like this and says, Oh, this person's like a fucking retard.

Unknown_23: I don't know, anything to shut down Kiwi Farms, I guess. It's a gossip forum, which is basically murder if you think about it. Literally any action against Kiwi Farms is justifiable with that perspective.

1:15:41
Unknown_23: Uh, Hassan Piker, speaking of heck of a, speaking of brownie doing a heck of a job, um, saw a Swayjack and became irate. We'll check it out. Imagine having as much money as he does and living in like dressing like this and having all this shit in your back back room.

Unknown_21: Like this is Shaniqua posting delusions, which is a straight up white supremacist account. No, you can't tell Somali nationalists to go back to Somalia. 9,000 likes. 13 seconds of pause if you're wondering.

1:16:19
Unknown_21: What are we doing? What the fuck are we doing? That's just a straight up Klansman, brother.

Unknown_21: Now, my point was this. My point was this.

Unknown_21: Um.

Unknown_23: I mean, you gotta give him credit. This is a very good drawing. Sometimes this soy jack is like...

Unknown_23: a little bit too clean, like it's too much of a clean trace of someone's face to really capture that MS Paint essence that the original Soy Jack has. This is a pretty good one. It's recognizable and it's also just shitty enough that it's like, that's like a real, it's got heart to it. It's got heart. AI can't make this. AI can't make this Soy Jack chat. It's not, it's got too much heart, too much soul.

1:17:05
Unknown_23: This dude's like apparently really touchy right now. I want to say that he's losing like thousands of viewers. He like streams with like 25,000 people, but it's like dropping all the time. And he's losing a lot of his viewers to destiny and to the point where destiny now has more viewers than him. And a lot of them are like Hassan's old fans because destiny just keeps kicking his shit in, which is crazy.

1:17:36
Unknown_23: Um, you know, I'm kind of glad that destiny doesn't hate me. I think he does kind of, but I don't want to deal with him. He's like an angry, he's like an angry dwarf. And if you make a shit list and he wants to debate, bro, you, it's like, I would never end. He would just debate bro. You with or without your consent all the time.

Unknown_23: Sorry, but it's cool.

1:18:15
Unknown_23: Why is the video quality pulsing? I don't know. It's probably something to do with my encoder or something.

Unknown_23: Okay, yeah, there's something else I was gonna add to this oh just him like like seething about What did you post?

1:18:47
Unknown_23: You can't tell a Somali nationalist to go back to Somalia. The original tweet was that

Unknown_23: Ilhan Omar, who I believe is a Michigan first-generation Somali immigrant, is a congressional representative. And what's really funny about Ilhan Omar is that she's a Muslim, she wears a hijab, and she's in Congress. I think she's the first Muslim hijabi woman to ever serve in Congress.

Unknown_23: You can have opinions about that, that's just the reality. But she got into trouble very soon after she was elected. Minnesota, sorry.

1:19:23
Unknown_23: She got into trouble very soon after she elected, because one of the first things she said after she got elected from her state was, why do Jews have so much control over the government? Why does AIPAC have so much political power? And I think that there was like a, a censure like the congress passed a censure against her like months after she got in for anti-semitic remarks and it was like a bipartisan censure that got 200 plus votes so she immediately got like taken out back and told to shut the fuck up um

Unknown_23: But yeah, she made some kind of post about how she's like a proud Somali. And she was upset that people referred to Somalians as Somalians instead of Somalis. And then people told her, we'll go back to fucking Somalia if you're so fucking proud of it. And this is apparently the most racist thing in the face of the planet. So Hassan Piker is pointing out that telling someone who's more proud of their original country than the current country that they're a congressperson of, they should maybe go back to their first country if they're so proud of it uh is apparently just being in his words doing what the fuck are we doing that's just a straight up klansman brother

1:20:09
Unknown_21: Now, my point, if you say, go back to Somalia, if you're so proud of it, that's basically taken the hood on.

1:20:44
Unknown_23: That's basically go into our yard and burning a cross. If you really think about it, if you really put two and two together chat, uh, that you're basically filming, um, the birth of a nation. When you say that kind of shit, uh, funny stuff.

Unknown_23: Nicholas Robert Rikada of Rikada Law, an internet web show about internet lawsuits.

Unknown_23: Greer has filed his settlement demands with the court, so they're public now.

1:21:22
Unknown_23: Okay, so we're going to have some law content on Tuesday chat.

Unknown_23: Anyways, Rikita, last stream I talked about him being in the hot tub with that other couple and they were talking about swinging and how they would totally suck each other's dick. Haha, just a joke. Haha. Well, he has been MIA since that stream. He has called off every stream, he's made no public appearance, and he's also not been on Zitter at all.

Unknown_23: And, uh, in his last, uh, message canceling his stream, he says, sorry, guys have a medical issue. It's private. I'm not doing a show this week sucks. Now chat. I need, I need a music for this.

1:21:56
Unknown_02: Is this it right here?

Unknown_23: Why is Ricada having a medical issue? A herpes on the mouth that he can't hide. B glass up the ass that he can't get out.

1:22:30
Unknown_23: See, unrelated to gay sex.

Unknown_23: D

Unknown_23: kidney failure. Like the phone a friend a herpes be glass bottle in the ass.

Unknown_23: See unrelated to gay sex just a nice innocent happenstance medical issue or D kidney failure.

Unknown_23: Oh, I can do a, I can do a, I can do a, um, a poll. I forgot. I'm such an idiot. Oh, what is wrong with Baldo?

1:23:05
Unknown_23: Uh, vote one for herpes on the mouth. Vote two for glass in the ass. Vote three for something innocent and vote four for kidney failure.

Unknown_23: Let's see if this works. It does work. Vote. Get your votes out. Start voting. Ignore everything I've ever said about not voting. Today is the day to vote. I'll also try to get kickchat to work, so, uh... You can vote there, too.

Unknown_23: Butt-shuggin'. Oh, no. Never butt-shugged yet. That's a terrible idea.

1:23:41
Unknown_23: Okay, the votes are coming in. The votes are coming in as we speak. There's a little bit of a delay, I think, because of my, uh, my stream is behind.

Unknown_23: I'm refreshing the kick chat so the messages get added. Don't fall for it, they say.

Unknown_23: Okay, we're getting up to 100 participants. We're over 100 participants. I'll even let it go up to 150 this time. Usually I don't wait that long.

Unknown_23: Okay, here it is. We're having a participatory democracy moment chat.

1:24:13
Unknown_23: Okay, with 170 participants, 40 votes for herpes in the mouth, 73 votes for glass in the ass, a mere measly pittance of 9 votes for something innocent, and 53 votes for kidney failure, which means that the final answer is

Unknown_23: be glass in the ass, which is now my cue to tell chat my favorite word.

Unknown_23: If you are a normie plebeian, maybe you think, haha, reddit word moist, funny, moist, critical, moist is a gross word, chat, teehee, hoohoo, moist. No, chat, actually, the grossest word in the English language is not moist, it is seepage, particularly anal seepage. Now you might think moist is pretty gross, but seepage is obviously, uh, a grosser term, especially when you combine it with moist. Now you have moist anal seepage come, come up with a, a stronger, more viscerally repulsive three word statement in the English language chat. You can't just can't do it.

1:25:09
Unknown_23: So I don't know, maybe Ricated is having a little Moisturino Analingo Ciprogeroski right now. That's a possibility. That would definitely suck. If you've ever watched One Man and One Jar, I want you to do that MyGot scream.

1:25:55
Unknown_23: That sound effect. That's what's happening right now.

Unknown_23: I'll find it actually. So you know that I'm not losing my mind.

Unknown_23: My doctor scream. It says loud. It says warning loud. Let me turn this down then.

1:26:30
Unknown_23: This one's pitch though. Pitch check.

Unknown_23: I wish I hadn't seen it. If you don't, if you don't know what that scream is, don't look it up. Don't worry about it. Just forget it. Forget it. It's that main thing. You'll be happier. Trust me. Oh, I should probably take this down. I mean, no, I'll leave it up. Check it tomorrow when it works.

Unknown_23: Ethan Ralph, my man, location unknown may or may not be fleeing the country of Mexico as we speak.

Unknown_23: However, uh, we saw yesterday that

1:27:04
Unknown_23: Uh, he, she had the knee, his Mexican love of his life that he may or may not have attempted to murder, might have forgiven him.

Unknown_23: Um, however, the reality seems to be the opposite. The knee has followed Amanda Lynn Morris, the horse, nothing good can happen with this. Why, why would she follow the other baby mama chat? It's unknown.

Unknown_23: I guess she's now actively a part of the three with the three with the three women who have been trying to conspire against me for the last ten years They will not succeed even with this new added dangerous latinx the Ethan Ralph will endeavor to survive That's the only update for actually no. It's not there's another post by Ralph. I think I

1:27:56
Unknown_23: Oh, this, uh, Ralph is trying very desperately to get onto the local podcast. Cause he's having some kind of weird beef with, um, wings of redemption.

Unknown_23: And Ralph is, is desperate to let, get keen to let them on. He says even more make for shit, fake shit. Can't they just make a real podcast? Well, maybe not considering the lack of talent they have. And then there is a picture of Siegel posting a.

Unknown_23: Stone toss at it with Ethan Ralph the gunt as a stone toss flurf kerf clerf and a supporting a black business by buying an eighth of cocaine from a black man

1:28:41
Unknown_23: I think it's a non sequitur to the local podcast thing. You know, I got a he tweeted yesterday and like added me and said something like Dom a pesos Called you out or something. So I don't know if Dom a pesos went on to Ralph show to like a yell about me if he did nobody clipped it and nobody sent it to me so i have no idea what's happened dominic sent like a weird message to me uh making fun of keffels by saying that like keffels won and kept referring to keffels as she

1:29:19
Unknown_23: I just assume that because I think Dom a is like friends with dick Masterson He's just gonna be like a dick Masterson simp like carrying water for him or something I don't know what's happening with Dom a I guess he just wants to make money Which I can understand it's easier to make money than to not make money. You know what I mean But if he thinks I'm gonna engage in some kind of gay slap fight with him like I don't give a fuck what he says That's a parking up the wrong tree, buddy

Unknown_23: I don't know. I think he just like something the the sector like doxed him or something because he was like a marketer for some like Spanish Bullshit internet agency or whatever so he got really upset about that and is like anti Kiwi farms as a result I don't know. What is his malfunction is?

1:30:04
Unknown_23: Is he a truant chaser?

Unknown_23: I know that he did the whole respect pronoun shit with keffels, but I don't know I

Unknown_23: I don't know. People just want an easy life. I didn't want to deal with the bullshit. I do. I can kind of understand it.

Unknown_23: Okay. One of the things, uh, you might be wondering what this is.

Unknown_23: this chat is a rat what do we do with rats chat we throw them in the fucking bin chat that's what we do with rats and when you see a disgusting uh ginormous fanged ratatouille rat like this you know there's only one option i'm very sorry that i'll watch i'll pay special attention to the kick chat i'm sorry i have to i literally have to refresh to see your messages in the chat um

1:31:00
Unknown_23: So Bossman Jack, I know some people like to get angry when I talk about him. Hang in there, chill the fuck out. He's funny. You have to open your heart and your mind to Bossman, okay? It's not about gambling losses. His check from Kik was coming in a couple days ago, and he has over 2,000 subscribers. Kik takes almost no cut from your Kik subs, so when you have 2,000 subscribers and they're paying about $5 each,

Unknown_23: That means that your check from kick is going to be $10,000. That's a lot of money. $10,000 is a huge amount of money. That means that boss man, Jack's income just from kick for his regular subscribers is higher than most people's income in the United States. That's big fucking deal, right?

1:31:37
Unknown_23: So he's sitting there and he's thinking about his money and he's like, you know, I have this stream of revenue from, by the way, he switched back from BC games to steak. Uh, Eddie, Eddie apparently saw me shit talk him. Okay. And then it was a counter offered a boss, man. Um,

Unknown_23: God, I want to say like $3,000 a week or even more. It's like $4,500 a week And free money just to gamble with so he got a better deal from steak and he's back on stake after that huge turnout at Eddie Because Eddie loves him Eddie's a great guy. Apparently he gives super chats to our subs to my to my watchers So I have to like him contractually And he came back to Boston and got him back on stake

1:32:21
Unknown_23: And he's thinking about his income. He's thinking like, you know, I need to take this money and I need to do more with it. You know, I'm blessed. I'm blessed with all this, this revenue. And I need to make more out of that. And I wanted, I thought, finally, he's going to buy that bong.

Unknown_23: This is my chance to slide into his chat and help affirm what he is already saying aloud. I'm going to encourage him to take the right steps." So I went into his chat and I thought, I'm going to write this as politely, as kindly, as affirmatively as I possibly can so that boss man may buy his thick-ass glass bong and smoke from it heavily. And I said, You just need, all you need to do is reinvest a little bit back of your, a little bit of your money back into your life. And that's it. That's what I said.

1:33:03
Unknown_23: You got the right idea. You just got to reinvest a little bit of that money you make back into your own life and benefit from it.

Unknown_23: This was his response.

Unknown_06: Reverse your money back into your life, take a second to buy stuff you want anymore often, you know what I mean? No! You did not! You did not just repeat what I just fucking said again in a different way!

1:33:45
Unknown_05: You're a fucking beast, bro! Sheesh, man of the internet, you're a fucking genius, goddamn.

Unknown_06: Can I have your autograph, bro? I have never heard such intellectual words spoken in my life, except for when I just talked about this 5 to 10 minutes ago, 20 to 30 minutes ago, and 30 to 40 minutes ago. Oh my god.

Unknown_06: That was such a fucking genuine and such a helpful comment that I am fucking moved by your fucking intellectual fucking powers, my boy. Let's pin that bitch. Put him on the board. He's a fucking beast. Hold on. Sorry, we gotta unpin this one. We gotta pin this one.

1:34:21
Unknown_06: Oh my god.

Unknown_06: Love not only being able being told what to do But exactly how to do it and make myself feel so stupid at the same time. This guy is a fucking scholar God damn, dude Let's all give this guy a follow man. This guy has has a lot going. I'm serious, bro I mean it. I mean it. This guy is super good. I

1:34:52
Unknown_06: I love this guy's channel, it is honestly my favorite channel to shit on other streamers for. It is the best. When you feel like making fun of other streamers, just go to this channel and you will feel amazing. Where the fuck, what is his name, dude? What is his name?

Unknown_06: Mad at the little pecker I was born with. Wait, what?

Unknown_06: An internet podcast about the internet. Wow, that's a pretty good follow count.

1:35:25
Unknown_06: Dude, I swear to God, bro, that is like what I got in the last three days. Holy shit, that's fucking banging, bro. Not bad.

Unknown_06: Not bad, dog.

Unknown_06: So what does this consist of? What do you do on your streams?

Unknown_06: What do you do exactly? What do we expect when we tune into your stream?

Unknown_06: Do we A, get mad and offended?

Unknown_06: Or do we B, answer the question?

Unknown_06: Okay, wow, that explains a lot. Man, this guy's good.

Unknown_23: My answer to him, if you can't read, is, it's an internet podcast about the internet.

1:36:04
Unknown_23: Which was like my official description for the podcast on RSS feeds. He did not like that answer. I'm gonna have to give this guy a follow.

Unknown_06: Psyche! What are you, fucking high?

Unknown_06: How high are you, dog? Oh my god, you're fucking joking. I'm high as shit. And this guy's higher than me thinking I'm going to give this guy a follow after he just told me I should get my life together and start buying things that I should like, you know, and he ended it with, you know, I'll tell you what, dude, the only thing I'm going to be buying, you know, I guess that was what set him off.

1:36:39
Unknown_23: i didn't realize that my you know was like so offensive and you is a 2000 pack of followers i have no idea what that'll cost me but i'm gonna help get your channel going let's fucking go let's fucking go baby let's get your channel moving let's go

Unknown_22: Please. Please, bossman. I just need a little bit of Subaruskis. Just a little Kikaruni Falruskis.

Unknown_22: Change, sir. Change. 3500 sounds a lot better, doesn't it?

Unknown_06: Alright, let's go.

Unknown_06: You know, I mean, dude, like, would you just look at it? Now let's just silence this and actually take a peek at this. I'm actually very genuinely curious how these streams work.

1:37:24
Unknown_06: Do you usually make fun of streamers and content creators, or do you just, like, look at, like, Zorno and shit?

Unknown_06: You talk about the internet. You talk about crypto? What's going on here?

Unknown_23: He's breaking out the headset. He's like, um... Like a fucking investigator putting on his little hat and corncob pipe and trying to... About to get to the bottom of this shit.

Unknown_23: And he sent out a message congratulating Jackie Singh for... Wait a second!

Unknown_05: What is this, 2012, and we don't even use a webcam anymore?

Unknown_05: Holy shit balls.

Unknown_06: What the fuck? Are you scared to show your face? I mean, dude, we realize you eat pizza breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and you got the triple chin and that's okay.

1:38:04
Unknown_23: Okay. So just to be absolutely positively clear, boss man refuses to learn anything about me. He has no idea who I am. He has no reason to believe that I like pizza, but for some reason he says that completely apropos of nothing out of nowhere. We accept you for the triple chin. The triple chin is a nice feature of your face.

Unknown_23: Doxing The Taurus wild sky even though she had literally nothing to do with it.

Unknown_06: Oh, she had nothing to do with that Nothing nothing Oh my god Kiwi fan, are you have oh he's fucking retarded this guy I am so interested in what you're talking about here I'm gonna turn on my webcams.

1:38:44
Unknown_23: This is 2024. You're ready. Yeah, there we go. Oh

Unknown_22: Real real real Josh cam. I'm fucking punching air at this shit. I can't fuck you Fucking balls fucking moved this guy is so important dude that we're talking about this guy

Unknown_23: So this guy, he's got one, two, three, four kids, and he gotta feed them kids. This is such a great segment to land on. Climate out there for young folks to get their food and get what they need so they can survive, and folks are suffering, and shit's hard, man. So, you know, sometimes... You're making fun of him for eating food? Hold on. Dude, I'll steal these guys. Feed them, motherfuckers, dawg. Feed them! Feed them!

1:39:58
Unknown_06: Feed them bitches! Cause you know what? If he doesn't feed his family, Bossman Jack's gonna have to go and buy them a goddamn pizza, bro.

Unknown_06: Come on, man. Chips on the ground's kind of, uh, that's kind of rude. If he doesn't eat the chips on the ground, then what's the point?

Unknown_24: Even he is like, bro, you really shouldn't be eating chips off the Walmart linoleum floor, bro.

Unknown_23: What are you doing? Why are you doing that?

Unknown_06: What's the point in doing that?

Unknown_06: You know they bought this before the, there's no way.

1:40:31
Unknown_06: I'm not sure where I'm getting at, but I know for a fact you've definitely made fun of me quite a bit. You've also hosted me and you had these guys try to make me feel some type of way. I want you to know that you're just such a good person, dude. You're such a good person.

Unknown_06: You're great.

Unknown_14: damn thing to deserve that treatment but a campaign of slander was held against me and those idiots at twitch as unprofessionally stupid as they fucking are said oh we don't want to deal with this drama so we'll just remove him from the party to be fair the the reason why he got kicked off of twitch is bullshit it was just people harassing their offside yeah they they're bullshit with their boss they're they're fucking bands he agrees with me get him cut off from he agrees with me indictment on how shit

1:41:18
Unknown_06: Oh, that's not what I was getting at, Matt. I could care less about your acceptance or if you like me or not. I'm just trying to prove a point that you're getting your whole attention from talking about other people, bro. This is kind of strange. Who are you? Now, let me know the vlog or the VOD that shows me stuff about you. I want to know more about you.

Unknown_23: At this point, I post my name in the chat. I don't know what happens after that. He doesn't really seem to investigate that.

Unknown_06: Not all these people you're talking trash about and trying to make look bad. I want to know who you are and what you do as a content creator. Where's your video camera? Do you have it anywhere, bro? Or is it like always like a it's like a no-no thing.

1:41:51
Unknown_06: Anyways, enough of this negativity. I love you guys so much and I think you guys are great people.

Unknown_06: Most of you guys.

Unknown_06: Life is good. What's your favorite fucking food? I like fucking

Unknown_06: I like, dude, I like pizza.

Unknown_23: This motherfucker, this motherfucker chimps out at me, chimps out at me and calls me a triple chinned pizza addict. And then when asked, what is your favorite food boss, man? What does he say?

1:42:24
Unknown_23: Pizza, pizza. How is that fair? That is hypocrisy. That is the kind of hypocrisy that we call out on this show, Jeff.

Unknown_06: Chicken pot pie. Chicken pot pie is one of my favorite foods. It's a Southern meal. If you've never tried chicken pot pie, do yourself a favor and try chicken pot pie because that shit is delicious. Big Buford's, have you really had one? Bone Ripper Billy, they are fucking delicious. Steak and lobster, another great choice. Chicken nuggies are amazing. But not to mention the sweet puss on Mad at the Internet's Mom. She has one of the tastiest meals that I've ever had the privilege of slaying and devouring. Now let me tell you something. When I got the taste of Mad at the Internet's Mom's sweet puss, after he did the innocent role, after being a bitch and being a fucking dickhead and being a fucking loser,

1:43:01
Unknown_06: I was never more satisfied as I was eating it.

Unknown_06: You got to try a pika. And I'm going to stop talking about all these fucking moms. I fuck all the time, but it works every time. And I love it.

Unknown_23: It is a little bit weird.

Unknown_23: to talk about fucking moms so much when you live with your mom now listen he is from seville he is from green county he's from like i think troy virginia is like where he actually lives he's from the dead center of virginia like within spitting distance of where chris chan is from it's not normal It's not normal. Ralph Bossman and Chris Chan are all from like the same fucking area of the world. How is this possible? What is wrong with Virginia? There's something crazy happening in that state.

1:43:50
Unknown_06: But even more when I don't even say anything back, that's probably the best part. But let me tell you something. When I got the taste of this vagina, it brought me back to a place.

Unknown_06: Where.

Unknown_06: Life was just amazing.

Unknown_06: I mean, that milf pussy was amazing. And this might be misinterpreted as hate or anger, but it's actually more of a admiration. I admire it so much the way it looks.

1:44:22
Unknown_06: the way shit the pussy lips looking okay so he goes on about fucking moms a lot this is the this is like the most flattering he's ever been about wanting to fuck a mom it's it's I don't know I don't know how to describe it look back at me I just start to get the hardest hard-on I've ever had and do not ask me to stand up because I am picturing your mom right now and I don't want you to ask me to stand up Cause that would be really embarrassing as I have an average size penis and not everyone in the world is built like a Zornstar. Okay. It's pressurizing our generation, man. You don't have a huge cock, dude. What are you doing? But the way I fucked your mom and she gave me that gratification, she was gratified. And she was not only that, but she was, her needs were met. Her needs were met.

1:45:02
Unknown_06: That boosted my self-esteem more than any other MILF's pussy ever has.

Unknown_23: There's a part in this, I don't know if I missed it, where I say in chat, I say that she's single, you want her number? And he doesn't reply to that.

1:45:40
Unknown_06: I don't know what it did. It just completely cured my mental problems at the time.

Unknown_06: And what we call that as a nice felted pussy. Felt motherfucker.

Unknown_23: He does not know what felted means, but PPP's people also, he PPP also talks about boss Ben Jack. So now he gets like felted in his chat and he has no idea what it means, but it pisses him off. And so he integrated this into his dictionary for some reason. Felted bitch. Felt this motherfucker. Felt this fucking bitch too. Come on baby.

1:46:12
Unknown_05: Who let the dogs out?

Unknown_05: You fucking... If you've ever wanted to know what crack looks like, this is what crack is like.

Unknown_06: You don't belong in the dog pound, buddy. You're in the wrong section. You need to go back to the little peewee Herman section.

Unknown_23: No more dog, only rat, Chet.

Unknown_06: What's your 1k ass followers? Ass looking ass motherfucker.

Unknown_05: Who the fuck is this guy?

1:46:56
Unknown_06: Uh, yeah, uh.

Unknown_06: I gotta be a DJ, bro. I'm gonna start spinning the wheel. Dude.

Unknown_23: The way he behaves in that reminds me so much of Godwinson. I'm convinced that Godwinson has been smoking crack because there's like a one-to-one behavior imitation and like Godwinson's random breaking out into dance and like nonsense like style of performance is so close to Boss Ben Jack that it's like yeah they're fucking smoking crack.

1:47:30
Unknown_23: This was this was me after uh, this is my live reaction after getting epically on I just had to No Fucking leave that shit. Oh my god Actually, what happened is I got banned from the chat by not even by him after all of that after that 10 minute long rant he did not ban me He did not ban me instead a fucking literal janny tranny There's this uh person in his discord called pika who has like a woman's avatar and it like bro No woman watches Bossman Jack. There's not a single woman in the history of mankind that has ever watched a violent crackhead lose all his money in gambling and like supported that. That is a uniquely male thing to find enjoyable. So this fucking Janny Tranny, it was the one saying, Boffman, can I, can I ban Matt? And he was like, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever. And then that was it. So it was not even, it was not even him. It was not even me asking about the bong. It was the Janny Tranny desperate to, to sweep it up. That is what, that's what actually triggered the ban. I declare fatwa on Pika. Any and all anti-janitorial behavior is, is endorsed.

1:48:10
Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_23: That's the reality here.

1:48:46
Unknown_23: All right, enough of this. Uh, that is the bossman segment. Did I miss anything? Um, if not, I'm going to go to super chats. I have a fundraising site to fix and I have some seating to do ones that are, um, let's see, is he live? Is the boss been live?

Unknown_23: He is! Oh, fuck yeah. Even though I'm banned, I think I can raid him. So stick around in the kick chat if you want to be a part of the bossman raid.

1:49:20
Unknown_23: I wonder if his chat is open. He's been doing sub only recently. I'm not sure. No, it's not! Okay.

Unknown_23: Okay, yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it. Stick around to the super chats. We'll do the bossman raid afterwards. Force him to unban me and get rid of that Shroon Pika.

Unknown_23: All right. Let's start with the super berries, I think.

Unknown_23: Hopefully he won't close this down. We've got to go fast so we can get, uh, before he gets filtered.

Unknown_23: Action refuse.

Unknown_23: The lion Kang for two says Spotify is gay. Here's my recommendation for you. And then there is a YouTube link to. 38 minute long video of confederate music i've listened to this already that's a good song by the way this lion king guy also complained that um There's you have to put in your phone number for rumble, and he was like angry He's like why are you trying to kill odyssey i'm not trying to kill odyssey I would prefer to be on as many platforms as possible obviously It's just not my choice, bro

1:49:53
Unknown_23: Sneato for one says hurry up Nika the Keno casino is waiting carbon or cabrone Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I got you man. Don't I got you? Um, by the way Jim stream tonight. He's doing it at 8 Pacific time I want to say I don't know check his post or the Kiwi farms, whatever. He's also streaming after the stream Figured I'd mention that the uncredited for one says fuck you Josh in the frowny face. I was like three minutes late Give me a fucking break

1:50:28
Unknown_23: Twinkle card for $100 says I think you should reinvest your money back into your life Take a second to buy stuff you want need more often. You know what? I mean? Fuck you piece of shit fucking your mom, bro your mom Let me tell you Kfbt 949 for

1:51:07
Unknown_23: For 10 says the DSP farm shall live forever Kansas might win this weekend if your boy keeps making these plays special emphasis on the 23 second mark YouTube link I think this is gonna be about legeria sharing his brother's team on here second and eight from the nine I can't show this, it'll be instantly taken down.

Unknown_09: I see it. Sneed! Sneed!

Unknown_07: Who has played at the highest level this entire season, Jim? Snead has defended the other team's best receiver. It's so funny that Snead is like a good player, too.

Unknown_23: Look, if I ever have to get a jersey to integrate with Normies in the US, I'm going to get look out for the number 38 Snead jersey.

1:52:01
Unknown_23: That'll be me. I'll be wearing an official NFL Kansas City Chiefs 38 Snead.

Unknown_23: Thank you.

Unknown_23: Haramburger for $2 says Josh you were both late and gay you owe us eight more minutes of More of the previous segment go back and review some red or some shit. Oh fuck. I did forget the red segment Okay, fine. I will

1:52:31
Unknown_23: Okay, this was a suggestion by Claudus Sigma.

Unknown_23: In our millennials, any other millennials think about dying alone if you have no kids? I've been watching my sick grandfather go through the process of dying right now, and what he wanted was to be around his family at home, not in the hospital.

Unknown_23: All of us take turns sitting next to him. Myself, 41, and a lot of my friends have no, my age, have no children. Since this happened, I think about what I will, when I get old, I will have no family and will die alone.

Unknown_23: No family to spend Christmas with no family or kids to look after me Does anyone else think about these kinds of things our generation isn't having as many kids it seems a lot of reasons Is it scary to be spending? Thank you For a lot of reasons, but it's scary. We'd be thinking about your older years alone edit after reading some of the replies and discussions I think I am more sad right now because I just was just seeing how big then I was before just seeing how most of us Millennials look at life having children and being alone and

1:53:11
Unknown_23: It's very grim. Everyone seems so alone and depressed and accepting of it, bro. That's just Reddit.

Unknown_23: You're, you're surrounded by fucking, um, lonely, miserable console and our millennials in Reddit. Like that's just, that's just your company. Um, I do have a girlfriend and two cats and dogs.

1:53:44
Unknown_23: Our society is built on family at the most basic level, it's true. Lemon Wizard says, it's not the prospect of dying alone that worries me, but the prospect of living alone. Dying alone is just the last depressing day of that. If you asked me when I was a teenager what I expected my life to look like at 33, I thought I'd be married and have a family and a house by now. In reality, it feels like my only function in life is to transfer money from my employer to my landlord. Nobody cares about me as a person or even notices I exist unless I put a huge amount of effort into begging for attention. I'm just a drone who only matters when people are looking for somebody to extract value from. If the second half of my life is at all like the first half of the day, then the day I finally know I'm dying will come as a relief. 350 upvotes.

1:54:22
Unknown_23: Andre Zay says, I just had a vasectomy. My cats can eat my face when I'm gone.

Unknown_23: I know a guy that had 10 cats. He died alone when they found him a week after the hungry cats had been feasting on his corpse.

Unknown_23: Kimola says I have cats. I'm pretty okay with that, honestly. I think most cat owners would be. I think that's true. I think if you just own cats and you die alone, like, why would you not want your cats to eat you? To stay alive until, you know, they're found. I think that's okay. Whatever. There you go. You reminded me to do my thing.

1:54:57
Unknown_23: Um, can I do that? There we go. Okay, perfect. Back to the super chat. So you got your money's worth from burger.

Unknown_23: Uh, real frog God for five says, Josh, you're going to love this frog. Today's front of the day is the glass ghost frog. Take a look at some of these mesmerizing eyes. You know that they use those eyes to scare predators. Show him. Okay. There'll be a spooky glass frog.

Unknown_23: Oh my God.

1:55:30
Unknown_02: It is scary.

Unknown_02: That is.

Unknown_23: A very spooky frog. Look at this fucker. That's, that's intimidating. I would not want to fuck around with that frog.

Unknown_23: Fuck your shit up.

Unknown_23: Put him right there.

Unknown_23: Thank you Aaron dill for one says I can't believe weaned in the spongebob songs ocean man and loop-de-loo These guys made my childhood without me knowing it. Thank you for introducing me to them, dude Ween is the excellent band I made a zitter post about how I got recommended boy pussy by Grant McDonald and also the Rick and Morty soundtrack because I had listened to their album the mollusk which pissed me off and But yeah, they do great music. They're kind of like I would compare them to The Beatles unironically because the Beatles were known for having a very diverse Composition and a huge variety of instruments and sounds and ween is like Every song in an album by ween is like completely different from the last it's really crazy. They're very talented Um

1:56:03
Unknown_23: DoingYourMom298845 says, that tweet Dominic Peso sent to you was embarrassing. Was so embarrassing. He went from soilless to licking the axe wound and parroting Daddy Dick's dog shit opinions. Dude, he has Dick Masterson, Dax, Juju the cow, Daxipad, has some kind of like mind control power over like fatherless men, where he can just convince them that like, he's cool. He's like an aged man with like a retinas on his fucking head. And he's like in a long-term non-committal relationship with Maddox's sloppy seconds, whose life he's basically ruined for no reason. Like, I don't understand how you could look at this guy and think, yeah, that's the life I want to live when I'm 45 years old.

1:57:30
Unknown_23: The uncredited for one says, I love feds almost as much as I love genital warts.

Unknown_23: Me too. That's probably fair. Should ask her Kate about the genital warts. Uh, DP deluxe for 10 says allegedly, uh, Josh and Ralph Rami's in Texas thing. He means roomies in Texas clacks, classic odd couple coming this summer. And then there is a YouTube link. Let's see what this is.

Unknown_23: Okay. I got you.

Unknown_00: You know, we're kind of like the original odd couple. You're the messy one and I'm shut up. Oh, that's very well.

1:58:09
Unknown_23: Yeah, basically that ain't happening.

Unknown_23: You literally could not pay me enough to live with rail. Uh, rolling thunder. Thank you by the way. Rolling Thunder for $50 says have a great weekend. I will. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Unknown_23: Forsaken wanderer for 10 says what's for dinner sneeder.

Unknown_23: Pizza today actually literally speaking speaking of pizza pizza day to be to be real with you. Thank you David s 877 for 25 says I bet $25 on Matt at the Internet and lost it all sad day felt it buddy Should have I should have gone to the wheel like people told you to the wheel never the googly eyes of the wheel never betray It's a it's gamblers

1:58:42
Unknown_23: Thank you. Steno for one says, Josh, just unlock your inner Kia boy, this black history month and borrow your Turks Hyundai and drive it into the river. And the Hyundai is before 2021. There was no immobilizer. You can use an USB to start it.

Unknown_23: I don't think I will. That sounds like catching a grand theft charge in a foreign country.

Unknown_23: Good suggestion, though. Stephen Riff for one says,

Unknown_23: PPP is still bitter at you. He said in Kino Casino that you basically scam people from 8chan and 9chan in order to create a quickie website. Kefe, bring what? I don't know. I mean, like, I don't know how anyone can claim that I stole money to crowdfund for 9chan and from 8chan. The 8chan crowdfund, number one, most of the money came directly from Frederick Brennan to me. The number one donor of the 9, or not 9chan, but the,

1:59:29
Unknown_23: Infinity next crowdfund that almost all of it came from Frederick He paid me directly because he was very rich in crypto at the time the amount of money that I actually got from the 8chan community was negligible Second I worked for seven months on infinity next so if you divide seven months 11,000 by seven you get less than $2,000 a month

2:00:17
Unknown_23: Less than $2,000 a month is far below what a web developer's salary is.

Unknown_23: I was living in the Philippines when my expenses were very low, but that's still not much money. So I did put in 7 months of work. Half of that money came from Frederick Brennan, who was directly overseeing my work. And the wage that I was compensated was not an inordinate amount of money for the work that I was doing. If you think that I somehow stole or misappropriated funds that were specifically given to me to hire me to do the work that I did and still available on GitHub, I don't know what to tell you. You're just wrong.

2:00:53
Unknown_23: Umptymadoo for 10 says, please add facial expressions to the hamster and cycle them out based on how you feel about the topic. It'll be silly example. And then there is a PNG file.

Unknown_23: Oh, this is very dangerously close to being a PNG tuber. You might as well like, uh, put a webcam on my face and just have it match my expression.

2:01:25
Unknown_23: Maybe I can, its arms should cross at some point too when it's upset.

Unknown_23: Yeah, it is gateway to VTuber shit, you're right.

Unknown_23: Thank you, though. Awaken3442 says, did you know Rumble is running ads on your live streams now? Yes, I get money from them. If you don't want to see the ads, run an ad blocker. You have my special permission to. However, I looked at the numbers, and it's not an insignificant amount of money. So if you choose to run ads, you choose to run ads. And hopefully the ads are not like goyslop shit. Hopefully it's stuff that's actually relevant to people watching the streams.

2:01:59
Unknown_23: But yeah, you can just run an ad blocker if you don't want to see the ads. I don't think that's against the rumble terms of service. If rumble starts doing a thing where it's like you can't watch the streams if you have ad blocker on, I will just turn the ads off.

Unknown_23: Standover was I think you talked about your nightmare flight years ago in the 2019 Maddie. I might have it's been a while since I thought about it You triggered the repressed memory. I think Ziggo was zero for ten says how is black history month already? I swear every day at this point. Just have a great weekend Josh Yeah, it does feel like that

Unknown_23: I don't know how else I mean I think the reason why black history month feels so sudden is that Martin Luther King jr. Day was like a like two weeks ago So it's like black man day leads into black man month But then every every day you're hearing about how blacks have to be honored and respected and shit The Lion King for one says mulattoes kicking African essence Haiti attacked, Dominica 81 that war Haiti conquered the Dominican Republic for a couple decades. I want to say I

2:02:37
Unknown_23: I mean, I guess you're calling Haiti mulattos? Dominicans are mulattos, though.

Unknown_23: Zint Suppa, for one, says, Bro, he's drawing, like, creepy little anime girls and shit. I'm not a- and himself as a woman. Like, I'm not a fan of that. Barisa Ringating, for one, says, Thanks, bro. Gotta feed them kids, man. If you can't get it, you gotta take it, I'm saying.

2:03:33
Unknown_23: The line came from us. I'm sorry for being rude before the stream. Six million bankers in the showers at Ram Ranch. Thank you. I appreciate it. Except your apology, my friend. Devious Davi for two says here's there's a snake in my boot.

Unknown_23: I'm sorry to hear that, Woody. That's a weird thing to say. That's a little bit of a ratatouille rat super chat, I think.

Unknown_23: Nigga for one says the counter to making super chats while the platform in the future is just sending a check in the middle With a request to say the n-word on stream. I'll do it, dude If I ever have a way to like reliably receive checks in person going back in the u.s If you want to mail me a money order for a super I'll be great. I'll be a fun segment. Here's my fucking mail I'm gonna read my mail on stream. They used to do that on radio programs. They used to read notes and shit Why not? Why not? We live in strange times. There's nothing wrong with innovating by going backwards, because the current year sucks.

2:04:09
Unknown_23: Rad Crab for $50 says, here's the word, just be good, dear Ooperator. I'm good all the time. I'm perpetually keeping myself in check and Ooperating. Thank you. Appreciate it. Holy Howl for T says, going to be donating to the lawsuit soon. Hope you are having a good day Josh, you are my nibba always. Thank you. Appreciate it. I'm having a good day, actually.

2:04:42
Unknown_23: For some reason. Trying to keep me down, and I'm still having a good day.

Unknown_23: Space Allen for $100 says, Epic Delinda S. Cheers. Bro, there's a lot of fucking Delinda S, OK? You can make epic into an array, and you can fill that up with about 1,000 different things. But I agree, actually. Thank you. Appreciate it. Radcrab for one says I'm sorry all my super berries are ESL Don't worry. So so is my normal speech My mother tongue. I speak tarred as a primary language. I speak English as a second language Rand away we go for five says just doing my part to chip in for the kiwi farms litigation fund Don't let those fuckers get to you. No. Well, I should explain the super chat money goes to me not to the IOT LA I apologize if there's been any confusion, but I do appreciate it

2:05:18
Unknown_23: Roxanne wolf for five says bark bark good choice having the lawyer handling your money We wouldn't want you spending it all on your drug of choice pizza dude imagine a $75,000 pizza day now. That's a happy day. That's a happy day for a whole town of people, okay?

2:05:51
Unknown_23: Thank you. All else fails for $50. It says, when you talk to locals, ask them about their payment processor. They have an ownership stake in parallel economy. I will. I will ask them what payment processor they use and what I can expect. I'll also probably complain to them about something else.

Unknown_23: Not Rakeda, if that's what you're thinking. Thank you. Thorn Dyke Special for 20 says, hot tip for Bossman Jack fans. Just go to the racetrack on Saturday and you can see hundreds of degenerate gamblers spazzing out. Then the rest of us can be spared from hearing about him.

2:06:23
Unknown_23: I can watch Bossman Jack from the comfort of my own home and I don't have to go to a fucking dog track, bro. Come on.

Unknown_23: There's always a chance when you interact with a crackhead in real life that just lost all his money because Snoopy couldn't finish the fucking race in first, that he'll just glass you with his beer bottle. You don't have to worry about Bossman Jack doing shit besides breaking his dad's peripherals again.

2:07:01
Unknown_23: Haramberger for two says short stream. You're too busy suing people. I'll sue you. Mr. Moon for the crime of not delivering a life-saving podcast on time or proper length. The court will award me damages of $2 plus fees. I think by not listening to my podcast, you actually, uh, are doing being given a service. So you actually owe me really, if you think about it for not having to listen. Well, yeah, for two says, I see we were almost halfway of reaching the goal as of time of me writing this for one third technically, but, um, it'll be one third a day unless the limit is lifted.

Unknown_23: Thank you. Genocide RCO for five says Stripe recently banned content creation tips and exclusive merch that may be related to what just happened to your account.

2:07:42
Unknown_23: Content creation tips and exclusive merch?

Unknown_23: What are you allowed to fucking transact then? That's fucking bullshit.

Unknown_23: But then that should ban everybody. That should ban like all of Gumroad and all of Odyssey. Hopefully they switch off that shit then. That's fucking retarded. I hope they go fucking bankrupt. I hope the fucking owner kills himself in shame by his own volition, but shame.

Unknown_23: Zara's one for 10 says merchant transactions daily limit exceeded on the website. Yes, we figured that out now. Thank you.

Unknown_23: Coal for once is trying to donate your limits have been exuded Allah does not love those who exceed the limits and then there is a cat box link To the error page, yes, we figured this out now

2:08:27
Unknown_23: Thank you Haram burger for two says you say Vinny plays Dota what character role does he play? I'm guessing omni night Then okay, this is true Vinny played keeper of the light so long that when I am playing It's been years since I last played Dota, but when it last time I played Dota It's like it was still force of habit that if there was a keeper of the light on my team I called him Vinny just like instinctively like that's keepers real name is Vinny because he we literally played like hundreds of games with him playing keeper and Yeah, that was his favorite. I think he does different stuff now. It's been years since we've last played together.

2:09:01
Unknown_23: But back when it was in beta still, because I have a Dragon Claw hook that I was buying chests during the beta. But back in beta, he was Keeper constantly, and I was always Nature's Prophet. So we were very annoying.

Unknown_23: Here's a real in-joke, I'm going to share this with everybody.

Unknown_23: I literally don't know why we ever did this, but when he was playing Keeper, of course there's that meme. Keeper is one of the only characters in the game that has an ability to give people mana, which is required to do basically anything. So there's a meme of Russians begging Keeper for mana. He says, Kotel, Kotel, give manas. Give manas.

2:09:39
Unknown_23: Please, please, Kotel, give manas. The people at ESL will start yelling at you for mana. And that's like an old meme.

Unknown_23: For some reason, we called it mayo. So I would always be saying, Vinny, give me mayo. Vinny, I need mayo. And that was just our word for mana. To this day, I think we refer to mana exclusively as mayonnaise.

Unknown_23: I'm sorry. That's like a real, that's like a 10 year joke that I just had to explain to people.

2:10:16
Unknown_23: Um, eight eight zero five Alton for $20 says, uh, used to troll Twitch streamers with this song. It's grown on me since then. Give it a little listen sometimes. And then there is a link to YouTube.

Unknown_23: It's called Kanye West, Mama's Boyfriend.

Unknown_23: Kanye West, one in a million. What a great musician. Uh, Fligoo Gigoo, Seared Bite for five says, Oy vey Josh, you didn't play the extended cut of Shapiro's Banger. Oh Jesus.

2:11:02
Unknown_23: How much did you give me? Five?

Unknown_23: How long is this?

Unknown_23: Okay, listen, I will play this just for you because I'm having a good day today.

Unknown_13: Let's just keep it real, thanks. Don't care how you feel, man. If you want my pronouns, I'm the man. I'm the man who don't respect- Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, oy vey.

Unknown_16: Goyim can't be chosen, time won't tell me no way. I worry about whether it's a girl or a boy. Homie, I stay clipped in these coins. Oh boy, I'll be filled up with joy when Gaza's completely destroyed. I don't know if I can cosign all that, but that is pretty catchy.

2:11:33
Unknown_23: Thank you. Unkind naysayer for two says, Josh, if you were hiding in a sewer and discovered a fresh whopper on the ground, wrapped in paper and box, would you eat the sewer burger recycled bit from another streamer?

2:12:13
Unknown_23: No, that's disgusting. Why the fuck would I do that? Um, I know, I think that you're talking about Ralph eating a hamburger out of the trash, which he definitely did do.

Unknown_23: Uh, Sneado for five says a kick gutter trash streamer shouted you out. And there's a symbol of black history month heard in the background.

Unknown_22: Oh Jesus.

Unknown_23: Okay. Let's see what this is.

Unknown_23: Let's see if this will even load.

Unknown_23: I'll read another super chat and come back to it in a second. Uh, casting couch crap for 10 says the invertebrate of the day is the Hercules Caboot from in.

2:12:47
Unknown_23: Um,

Unknown_23: That is a Digimon, I'm pretty sure. But it's not a real, that's not a real invertebrate. Okay, here's Sneedo's video. It loaded.

Unknown_15: How's your night going?

Unknown_17: This is some trash.

Unknown_15: You just missed it. We took a fat ass dab. It's freaking 5 a.m. We still up right now.

2:13:22
Unknown_15: Shout out to Nigga Josh and his girl Chantel.

Unknown_15: From In The Slime, we trust.

Unknown_15: Now bust that coochie out. Ew, oh my god. Thanks, bro.

Unknown_23: Some mulligan for two says twitch literally has died because of that hashtag twitch do better movement in 2021 gays like some mulligan and Wreck-it Raven bitching about hate raids aka getting trolled by tryhard community killed twitch Yeah, I mean catering to these fucking losers I mean the piece like dude streamers and streamer viewers want to have like chaos like you don't watch a live stream for eight hours Hoping that it's a well-organized orchestrated family fun like church event you want like crazy shit to happen you want people to pop onto your stream and start yelling at you and calling you a faggot you want to raid when you're done and then go shit up somebody else's chat for a couple minutes like that's the kind of stuff that you want when you're watching a live stream people watch live streams for interaction when your interaction is just like corralled into the safest space possible like who the fuck has time for that nobody is the answer

2:14:10
Unknown_23: Patrick s Tomlinson says tranny gift bucks have dried up far and wide due to the tech layoffs Meanwhile normal dudes and dudettes who have a real job all along 25k in one morning I don't know if we would consider what I do a real job, but I Definitely put it. I mean I do a lot of work. I don't know if it's a job though. That's the difference Thank you

Unknown_23: I mean, I guess in terms of like, yeah, the people that watch my, my streams and shit and the people who like want to read the forum, dude, the, the, the forum, the Kiwi farms is most active. Like usually you would say video games, for instance, video games are more active on weekends because people are off of work and they're playing together and having a good time. Right. No school, no work, having fun together. The forum is busier on the weekdays, which means that most people who read the Kiwi Farms are reading it at their work. A lot of people listen to my podcast, listen to my podcast at work. So, like, there's a significant difference between, like, trannies who don't fucking work and rely on Gimme Dats versus, like, entertainment for people who are actually actively working.

2:15:09
Unknown_23: Oh, which, just in case you're wondering, one is a better source of income than trannies.

Unknown_23: Uh...

2:15:51
Unknown_23: Longboarder24145 says, figured I'd share another good RMS-ism with you, which is Richard Stallman, I think. This time he gets mad at BLM for not what they've done to people, but for the JavaScript on his page. Oh, beast.

Unknown_23: I would love to see Richard Stallman complain about JavaScript on Black Labs Matter's website.

Unknown_23: Okay, so this is Richard Stallman on Mastodon saying, U.S. citizens call on Black Lives Matter to save the Gunnison Sage Groose. If you have disabled the page's JavaScript, you may get a blank response after signing. This does not mean anything is wrong. Your signature has probably been sent properly. The blank screen has text that is rendered invisible by CSS. If your browser gives you a way to disable the CSS,

2:16:28
Unknown_23: Oh, is it I have to go to his website to read this?

Unknown_23: Yes right now.

Unknown_23: Oh The Bureau of Land Management he's complaining about the Bureau of Land Management's fund for the Gunnison sage groups and not actually Black Lives Matter. Okay, fine I get you so it doesn't work properly without JavaScript, which is a If you're an old-school web developer like me, a website should always work without JavaScript, but I'm super busted on this with the crowdfunding page because I use a third-party library to completely bypass my server when it comes to the financial information. If it was anything but financial information, it would 100% work without JavaScript, but for safety's sake, I opted to just use the JavaScript.

2:17:05
Unknown_23: Thank you stalker child. Enjoy prison for five says escape from mexico arc and now the snacky philodox art What a great way to start 2024 will be funny if some pat jackie prison enjoyment is forthcoming. I don't think patrick's done anything I think he's too stupid and he knows that he's stupid enough that he won't try to do anything illegal Jackie is fucking retarded though I can imagine jackie would do illegal shit to try and own people while being too stupid to get away with it

2:17:44
Unknown_23: The Ghost of Ryan Cash for 10 says, hello, Josh, Joshua Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_23: And that name, Ryan Cash, is Clyde Cash's brother who died in a fire. And Chris Chan made fun of him like 15 years ago.

Unknown_23: You can't sneak no quick lore past me, boy.

Unknown_01: When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man,

2:18:25
Unknown_23: Good thing I didn't ruin the joke before I played it.

Unknown_12: He waddled away, waddle, waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle. Till the very next day. Okay.

2:18:58
Unknown_23: Uh, the guy, someone said that they managed to add an iframe into the chat. If you can send me how you did that by email, I would appreciate it immensely.

Unknown_02: How'd you do that?

Unknown_02: Oh no, it's just a code block, I think.

Unknown_23: I see.

Unknown_23: Yeah, whatever that was, let me know.

Unknown_23: Um, okay, next.

2:19:37
Unknown_23: Shout out to the Oklahoma bill that's banning furries from public schools, Oklahoma viewers call your rep in support of this and then there is a link to a page so apparently we have a great number of Oklahomians who watch this stream and Call your state legislator and ask them to pass the bill that says, as introduced, an act relating to schools prohibiting certain students from participating in school curriculum or activities requiring the student's parent or guardian to pick them up from school, providing for removal of the student by animal control services, providing for notification and providing an effective date. If the animal control services thing throws you off for a loop, it is that the state of Oklahoma is trying to pass a bill that requires furries to be considered pets instead of real people. Even for school children, which is extremely incredibly unfathomably fucking base Pass it pass that fucking bill round them up Matthew mask mass euthanasia for unneutered pets

2:20:36
Unknown_23: Thank you. Bought or not for 20 says the reason I don't donate through crypto is because it costs more to buy crypto. If I'm going to support you on the forums, I will want all that money to go to you, not a percentage of the exchange.

Unknown_23: There are ways, I mean, no matter what, they always take a cut. Like if you donate $20 through Stripe, I don't get that. You know, I lose like five to 10% of that through cost.

Unknown_23: Regardless of what what you try to do Money orders are the only ones that a hundred percent of what you send gets redeemed But you have to pay like two dollars for the money order So if you want to like make sure that as much money as possible is safely transmitted you want to go through a money order But thank you Toriel for two says since I can't donate to the word chest at the moment I have would like to share with you a song mortis fear feeders. Oh very clever because it has feeders and

2:21:24
Unknown_23: I see, I got the joke. I get it. It's a great joke. Thank you. Actually, Johnny, 410 says, Naya, I'm trying to send you money, but it keeps saying the merchant's deal transaction limit. Yes, I know. Bookmark the thing. Try it again tomorrow. We're working on it right now.

Unknown_23: I let them know I asked for an update Belligerent Brian for five says foamy the squirrel is still going the crater J. I Mathers is also now a vtuber over over on Twitch. I used to chat to him a lot have hand-drawn art by him He's a bit of a spurt, but I respect not gonna lie. I did not know that I'm happy to hear that. He's still alive. I'm Unhappy to hear that he has decayed in mental health though. I

2:22:00
Unknown_23: Autism shrieks for $100 as Lane was funny because of an autist who fails at everything and deletes fucking everything also rip stripe There's nothing about funny funny about Lane Lane was a fucking slog to sit through I watched Lane in one day It was the worst goddamn thing worst mistake in my life. So now I feel completely justified in my hatred of everything Thank you very much Judy for 10 says no star trouble is you who was damned by yahoo a flame torture in a lifetime of litigation unto thee enjoy Gehenna

2:22:45
Unknown_23: Is that the Gehenna? Is that that place where people boil in liquid shit that the Talmud says that Jesus went to? Is that the Gehenna that you're talking about? I think so. I think that's what you're referring to.

Unknown_23: Thank you. Foxchez45 says, It's so erver for you, Josh. How will you ever recover? I don't know. I'll find a way. I'll roll the boulder up the hill. What is that? How are you doing this?

Unknown_23: I identify as a dog. What is that that you put into that thing?

2:23:20
Unknown_23: Cause it's definitely showing up on the, I'm a little bit, give me a second. I'm doing a programmer thing. This guy's doing something weird.

Unknown_23: It's just empty. So no translate markdown preview that renders as a box, but it's on an iFrame. I don't think unless it's like just being stripped out, but the actual raw event is containing information.

Unknown_23: That's really weird. Send me what the fuck you're doing, bro.

2:23:55
Unknown_23: Uh, sorry. Next, uh, face ASCII for five says, Hey Josh, we watched the spirit science guy. When I was in rehab, we watched one episode when a bunch of guys beat another with a stick for ruining their sandcastles sober for five months. Cheers.

Unknown_23: Oh, the, the, the, the YouTube video, they beat a bunch of guys with a stick for ruining their sandcastles. Congratulations on being sober. I'm sorry that you were forced to watch. That's how they get you And we smoke any cracker ruski. We'll have to watch more spirit science motherfucker We're gonna open your klussy chakra, and you're gonna be fucking terrified and have sleep paralysis demons

2:24:35
Unknown_23: Anime extremes for teasers. They got banned a few months ago from one of Lewis Rossman's element servers a Jenny banned me for promoting blood and soil ideology because I said Switzerland belonged to the ethnic Swiss Well, I mean Lewis Rossman He's got a reputation to protect, you know, I guess I don't know fuck Jenny's fuck anime to them Maybe a bandy for being a weeb Aaron Dill for once is happy 11th birthday to Kiwi farms That's tomorrow

Unknown_23: The first mods joined on the second, but the, uh, site was actually opened on February 3rd, 2013. So it is 11 years tomorrow. Thank you. Uh, Steno for one says Mac Miller is a better Jewish rapper than BLP kosher.

2:25:10
Unknown_23: Yes, that's true. That isn't a factually correct statement.

Unknown_23: Rest in peace. Thank you. Don't take my kidneys for five says thanks for the stream joy. You're welcome. Thank you Crispy legs forever says happy Friday party emoji. Thank you. Appreciate it Awaken 34 says watch this. No, not for $2. I gotta finish the shit. Yeah, finish this. No, I have issued an edict $10 for YouTube videos. Sorry, and make sure Mr. T says you while you're working at Whataburger you before you moved to Australia, you said that you lived in a trailer with friends. Why did you decide to do that? It didn't sound very fun. I wanted to move out of my mom's house.

2:25:42
Unknown_23: It was just the thing where his house was super close to where I worked, and when I stopped working there, I just didn't move out, so I stayed in that trailer for a while. I don't know. He was my best friend, and I slept on his couch in a double-wide trailer, and it was him, me, a feral cat, his sister, his sister's baby, his sister's baby daddy,

2:26:27
Unknown_23: and his mother and his mother's third husband who was as young as he was and it was very chaotic and I think the mattress had fleas if I remember correctly, the couch did. It was basically like a trash trailer. I don't know, it was fun. You wouldn't understand unless you were a Floridian, I think.

Unknown_23: The Lion King, for one, says N. Thank you. The Lion King, for one, says I. Thank you. The Lion King, for one, says G. Thank you. The Lion King, for one, says H. Thank you. Umpty Madu, for one, says K-K-K-Kombo Breaker. Thank you. And the Lion King, for one, says T. Thank you. Steendo, for one, says, keep seeding about bossman rats because Josh doesn't talk about your precious death vats anymore. And Ralph's voice, long live the rats.

2:27:10
Unknown_04: Thank you.

Unknown_23: Action Johnny for Twins Is Not There, the Action Man's Podcast.

Unknown_23: Thank you.

Unknown_23: The Working Man's Podcast.

Unknown_23: I speak directly to the albiter. Mousecap 5 for 5 says actually Ryan Cash killed himself because quick was not updating the comic often enough this triggered the Clyde Cash feud That's right. I Remember this. Okay. Yeah, you're right He sent him a letter said my brother killed himself because he was a big fan of your comic and he stopped updating and then that's how like the the back and forth started because they tried to make him feel bad for you didn't care Chris has diminished empathy did it was autism. Okay, boss man is boss man going

2:27:54
Unknown_23: It's all fine that son of a bitch this motherfucker and this fucking stream schedule fuck you bossman He hid he cowered he hid he knew he knew the rats were coming He knew the rats had filed into orderly columns, and we're ready to attack and he quit on us unbelievable chat All right, I'll see you guys on Tuesday. Thank you for everything. Thank you for everyone who done into the thing remember to check back tomorrow Hopefully the limit will be lifted by then

2:28:29
Unknown_23: Uh, if not, here is a nice outro song. Uh, kind of, it's kind of my vibe right now. Kind of my vibe. I think I can find it.

Unknown_23: I do not want the audio album version.

Unknown_23: There it is. Okay. Uh, see you on Tuesday. Bye bye.

Unknown_23: No, that's not the right one. Play the right fucking song. Piece of shit. Jesus.

2:29:03
Unknown_10: Happy Black History Month, by the way.

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2:29:51
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Unknown_13: That's a no-no

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2:30:50
Unknown_13: Come against me, that's a no, no, no Summerbeats We're in this industry, there's no kin to me Behold the flow of the centuries But they scared of me, rappers they don't compare to me Fair to be sad that he dares to be sincerely a rarity Check the sound scan, look around man Wake up, look at your Jacob, you ain't kill a clown, lad Face paint and juggerlets with bubble butts And we rockin' for Sidney, women in the button-ups Hands down, we rock harder than kiss But rap, we cut and crystal, can I get two stumps and a clap in this bitch?

2:31:49
Unknown_11: Need a shot to the top, cause the plot's to get rich, tell ya Executives, I'm next for this, success it is Get the best for tech, this ain't Bapst, it's Pentecostal and Methodist This is the beast baby, out, I mean Exodus I will, and I will, destroy you

Unknown_13: We will be shaking your flow Come against me, that's a no-no, yo Cause I'm a beast