Mad at the Internet (January 16th, 2024) 2024-01-16

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Unknown_02: hello for the many many people in chat asking this is days of thunder from the hearts of iron for uh which is a very i don't know it has a couple a couple okay tracks but it's pretty mediocre to be honest with you but to cut this up my my mic's a little bit quiet today i'm gonna cut this up

Unknown_02: Hello. There we go. Seems a little louder. Nice. Okay, perfect. Okay. Um, let's see. Let me know if I peek. I don't think I'm peeking though. Uh, so let's see. I received, I received right before the stream funny news, uh, in regards to, uh, Liz Fong Jones crying his eyes out about the Kiwi farms. He sent a DMCA to DNS pod.

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Unknown_02: DNS pod is the DNS service that the forum uses right now. Uh, it is a subsidiary of Tencent and it is also the DNS provider of things like the daily stormer. Um, so Liz Fong Jones has apparently been sending so many emails to the abuse, uh, at like the abuse contact email and has received no response for weeks cause we've been using it since December.

Unknown_02: So he instead sent a DMCA complaint and the DMCA complaint just says, um, help. I'm being harassed and defamed. Ooh, please check your email. He literally says, please check your email address. I've been, I've been complaining to you. I've been complaining to you, and you haven't replied to me. You haven't even identified my emails with a response. So he sends them to DMCA, which, by the way, is technically sworn. When you do these online DMCA forms, you're technically swearing under penalty of perjury that what you're saying is true and accurate. So he's using an under penalty of perjury complaint form. to send a legal takedown notice that actually just says, by the way, this isn't actually a legal takedown notice. Please address this other thing that I've been contacting you about for weeks.

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Unknown_02: But I replied as if it were a DMCA because he just links his thread and says this is defamation. So I just reply saying that, you know, the truth, because sometimes people do send in like DMCA takedown notices to other service providers and they just put their thread and say this thread violates my copyright.

Unknown_02: Um, so.

Unknown_02: When those come in, I don't usually go for the fair use route. I just, cause it's very ambiguous. You link to your, your Kiwi farmers thread and you said this thread is my copyright. Well, no, it's not. It's mine actually. Um, so my replies are always along the lines of. This thread is 20 items of user-generated content, which I have a license to republish in connection to the Kiwi forums forever in perpetuity, irrevocably. And you have no right to these posts, actually. So you don't get to send a DMC a takedown notice that this thread violates your copyrights because you have no right to it.

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Unknown_02: You have no right to that thread.

Unknown_02: That's what that almost always works to actually not even almost always. It always works because it's, it's accurate. Um, but if he's, I don't know, it's just, it's just weird. It's like, you're going to try to DMCA a DNS provider. They don't facilitate the website. They're not even a host. They don't even have transit. It's bizarre. Literally every day.

0:07:39
Unknown_02: Imagine your life being like this. You wake up every day and every day you're upset that there's a website online and you can't take it down. You've been trying for literally over a year. If you want to fully calculate in all the time since Trans Lifeline to now, I want to say it's been like five years. Imagine spending half a decade trying to take down a website and you haven't succeeded yet.

0:08:17
Unknown_02: Maybe he's the real Sisyphus. He has limited time on this earth. He has eyes that have a autoimmune disease and his autoimmune system flares up and attacks his own eyeballs.

Unknown_02: The tranny's body does not want to see anymore. It sits there and it sees horrors as he undresses and dresses in the morning. He says, I cannot live my existence witnessing these horrors year after year. And his body as an act of mercy attempts to blind him from the inside out. And he has this issue, and there's only one way that it will end. One day he will be blind because of his condition. And he uses his time left with eyes for this world, staring at the Kiwi forums.

0:08:54
Unknown_02: Staring at my website, being angry about it.

Unknown_02: It's really beautiful in a way. It really shows me a level of dedication. Even I'm not dedicated to the Kiwi Farms. If I knew that I had limited time to witness the beauties and natural wonders of this planet, I would not spend it hosting a webisode. I would spend it out in the woods like Teddy Kaczynski would be proud of.

0:09:29
Unknown_02: That's funny.

Unknown_02: So that's the Kiwi Farms update. It says that everything else is fine. It's whatever. it is it is whatever bro it's whatever there's a ongoing like connection issue with it this is a weird thing but like there's like packet loss i've never seen this before where because pack like usually there's no packet loss you ideally you have zero packet loss but when i go through and do mtr

0:10:02
Unknown_02: It was very high before. It was like as high as 90% at some point. Um, and then it was down to like 30% and now I'm seeing like about 3%. It was about 3% packet loss, which is so unacceptably high.

Unknown_02: I don't know what's going on. There's like a 3% packet loss, but, um, it wasn't going to get fixed over the weekend. Cause Monday, this, this is hard for people to understand. Let me, let me explain to everybody, uh, American history. Once upon a time, there was a man named Martin Luther King jr. He was black and he had a dream. He had a dream that one day white bitches and liquor would flow like the rivers and the black folk would be able to partake in them. Now, this was in the 60s when the government was less retarded. So the FBI tried to out him and terminate the civil rights movement because he was, I think he was accused of rape.

0:10:38
Unknown_02: And

Unknown_02: and other things. I can't remember the full story behind this, but basically the FBI had information that he was a rapist.

0:11:14
Unknown_02: So at some point he's assassinated, somebody kills him. And in the 1990s, the family of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. sues the government and says that the FBI assassinated Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Unknown_02: And the government of the 1990s

Unknown_02: holds the government of the 1960s, the FBI, guilty. It was in civil court, I think. It was like a wrongful death suit, which has a lower bar of evidence than a criminal suit. But they basically sue, and they say that the FBI murdered Dr. Martin Luther King. And the government says, yeah, you're right. He did.

0:11:47
Unknown_02: We did. And now every year,

Unknown_02: On Martin Luther King Jr. Day, the FBI tweets out the loving respect and how they cherish the memory of Director Martin Luther King Jr., the person that they assassinated, according to the U.S. government. And that's the history of America. Okay, if you've ever been to America, here's another fun fact. Here's a travel guide tip in case you ever do visit the United States.

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Unknown_02: Go to, okay, if you go to any city, any city in the entire world, and you go to the inner city, every city in the country has a Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. Every single city does not matter where you're at. If you go to Google and type in Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, you'll find one everywhere. Like, I think there's probably literally a thousand Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevards in the United States, probably more. Um, this street without exception is the shittiest street in the city. And I'll give you, I'll give you an example of this way from my experience.

Unknown_02: In Pensacola, there is an elevated highway that runs down the middle of the city. It goes straight from north to south, it cuts the entire city in half, and then it hits a bridge and goes onto a sandbar, which is off the coast a little bit.

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Unknown_02: It literally just cuts Pensacola in half.

Unknown_02: on the ground level of this there is a doctor that goes parallel to the elevated highway it's like almost it would almost be under it but it's like right next to it so it's it's parallel to this

Unknown_02: That is Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard.

Unknown_02: And on the east side of this is the ghetto on the west side of this is the nicer area of Pensacola. It literally, as soon as you hit Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard, it's like an eclipse. You know what I mean? It's sort of like a, a really dark shadow is cast and it's ghetto all the way to the, to the beach side, uh, without exception.

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Unknown_02: So there you go. That's the, that's your MLK junior recollection day. Someone complained, said, Josh, you talk too much about Twitter. So I've gone out of my way. I have no news today. I have no Twitter segment. I want to, I'm going to ramble. I'm going to enjoy some content and that's it. And then I'm done. I will save all my news for Friday.

0:14:22
Unknown_02: I do have a little bit actually.

Unknown_03: Just a little itty bitty though.

Unknown_03: Before I do that, I want to say that someone asked me to show this.

Unknown_02: Um, there is a project on the Kiwi farms by a guy called point man, who I'm unfamiliar with, but apparently he's a bit of a, a tech weirdo. And apparently he is making a Kiwi farms community doom map. So if you're interested in making a doom map for the Kiwi farms, uh, for GZ doom, um, you may, you may join, join him in his work. Actually, it's Judge Dredd. I guess he's the one. This guy's the one that's posting the most about it, though. Judge Dredd isn't here, too, so it is Judge Dredd. Okay, if you want to help with that. I'm not sure how far along they are. Here's what I'll do. I'll commit to this. I will play the mod on stream.

0:14:58
Unknown_02: I should explain, I have never played Doom. I was not old enough when Doom was a thing for me to have played it. I'm very familiar with the concept of Doom. I'm very familiar with what it is, and I probably know all the layouts because of speedrunning videos and shit.

0:15:41
Unknown_02: I will play the Kiwi Farms version first and foremost, and we'll see how that works out. Maybe it'll be funny.

Unknown_02: Alright, Hamster, help me out here.

Unknown_02: Okay, so I'm only talking about this, even though it's political shit, because there's a funny segue to it. I have first-hand experience from somebody.

Unknown_02: Entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy ends bid for Republican presidential nomination.

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Unknown_02: As far as I'm aware, he came in last of all the major viable candidates in the United States. And we have a two-party system, right? But there's the primaries before the general election. So the two parties sort out their candidates before they go into the general.

Unknown_02: And the party that does not have the incumbent president has a more contentious election. Joe Biden's going to win the Democratic primary no matter what, because he's incumbent. That's how it works.

Unknown_02: But they get to, oh, sorry, the hamster's on my screen, which is not there. I faded him in. I need a sound effect for that. The hamster was phased into existence because I pressed the transition button. Can I reverse it? Can I do it the opposite way? strong I'm gonna put him back in strong. He's back. He faced him anyways, so the Primaries we got the GOP is not incumbent so they get to actually have a little bit of a discussion about who is candidate and this year is extremely bizarre because Trump is lost his last election which usually means that they won't run him again because he lost so like what's the point of running him again but obviously there's lots of contention about that election and also he's facing imprisonment for tampering with the election in Georgia and everything is out the fucking window so nobody knows what to do

0:17:51
Unknown_02: Vivek was the libertarian frontrunner, I guess, for whatever that's worth, which is nothing. But I asked on Twitter, and he bowed out because he lost. He had like 8%. Okay, so I should explain also that in the way that it works, Iowa was the first state, this is January, so it's the first state during the election year to do Republican nominations. they do it in a weird way called caucuses which is kind of like a direct democracy type thing where they you literally have to like go into a room that you're locked into and then you have to argue and then you have to like vote at the end of the argument it's like a weird thing it's uh it's very swiss i i guess is the closest way to explain it as far as from how i understand it so the iowa caucuses are always kind of weird and they pick weird candidates but and this time trump got 50 of the of the the vote

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Unknown_02: Which is a lot People weren't expecting him to be the front-runner by that much of a margin. So Vivek decided to just drop out He sees that his presidency is unviable already He may be a VP candidate nobody's really sure But I don't care about any of that I'm only talking about this because I asked a very prominent question on a Certain website that will not be mentioned because I'm trying to avoid it for the stream. I asked

Unknown_02: Someone, please, smell Vivek and report on the BO situation. Because last stream, I asked my chat about why Indians stink so fucking much. And I realized that Vivek is the most famous Indian in the United States at the moment. And I wondered, does he stink? Does he stink of curry? Does he also shtanky? Does he have the curry powder in his pockets, as some people insisted that Indians do? And I did not expect any kind of Actual response to this nonsense that I vomited onto the internet. However, a very old white man who apparently Who is very trustworthy looking he could be a troll However, his account is old Um

0:19:57
Unknown_03: I mean, it's just, yeah, I'm going to say that this guy is legit.

Unknown_02: And the way that he writes is also very legitimate sounding. So I will read his message to me in private regarding Vivek Ramaswamy. You ready?

Unknown_02: He says, Vivek is vegan because of his wife. They eat shockingly bland food. Absolutely no body odor or quarry smell. In person, he is extremely clean and sleek and refined. He is basically a finance guy from Harvard and Yale. Think like Bateman before he goes insane. He was also mostly a normie lib until a few years ago when he decided right-wing politics would be the best route to being president. He's also willing to say anything at all to get elected, even things he does not believe. However, he would be the smartest president since Woodrow Wilson if he was elected.

0:20:35
Unknown_02: I asked, is he religious at all? He says, there's almost no religious people at that level with Ivy League degrees, and I would not call him religious. I would say that rather Hinduism and some degree of practice is in part his identity, like someone who goes to church out of habit and social interaction, but doesn't really believe in God and heaven or hell.

Unknown_02: One of his catchphrases has been, God is real, and you'll notice that it's very non-specific in a general phrase. It's broad enough to encompass both Christianity and Hinduism. He is traditional enough and cares enough about his faith that he didn't announce that he accepted Jesus as his savior and became a Christian, even though it would have gotten him more votes. In other words, he has enough of an attachment to Hinduism that he won't abandon it for expediency, even if he doesn't practice that much day-to-day.

0:21:10
Unknown_02: He says that he has met Vivek many times. So...

Unknown_02: I don't know. Maybe, maybe if more people had smelled him before the Iowa caucuses, he would have gotten more votes. However, there are many, there were, from what I understand, the exit polls didn't actually poll for this, but from what I understand, there were very many BO skeptical voters at the caucuses that just were not certain they could have a stinky president leading the country. Because it's very embarrassing when your president goes out to shake hands and they stink and so it's a faux pas so Many people were more confident in the odor of Donald Trump than Vivek And that led to the outcome of the election Okay, so he smells like Republicans don't vote for vegans. That's true

0:21:46
Unknown_02: It's also, it's a bit of a damper. He is regardless of what he says, he is just different. You know what I mean? He's just like America likes familiar things. I usually want a familiar person to be your president or world leader or whatever the fuck. And he is just too strange from rest of society.

0:22:34
Unknown_02: Rumble has announced There is a feature that is a part of rumble that was supported by YouTube and it was called video sync

Unknown_02: It was a way to, um, have your channel imported from YouTube to rumble or other platforms. I think that even Odyssey had it. I remember that there was like a channel sync feature with Odyssey and it was just a nice convenience feature because technically, even though you're uploading to YouTube, you own the content on your channel. Uh, it's like they don't own the copyright. They just have a license to share it and monetize it and so on. Um, so.

0:23:12
Unknown_02: YouTube allowed you to download your content. I think it still does. However, I've noticed, because there have been times where I've gotten strikes on my content on YouTube. And when you have a strike, especially a copyright strike, you're still able to download the video for your own records, because they don't own your content, so they can't just take it from you. But I noticed that it was very, very slow to download from YouTube. It was literally faster.

0:23:46
Unknown_02: to, um, to, to use YouTube DLP, to download a copy of your own video than it was to use the download button on your creator dashboard to get a copy of it. It was a big piece of shit. And now Romulus said that YouTube, after two years of facilitating the YouTube sync function has gone another way to make it so that it's not viable anymore. But if you try to download or synchronize your channel with YouTube, it'll take a very long time because of the downward download rate is abysmal.

0:24:31
Unknown_02: Um,

Unknown_02: It's not that they can't, I mean, I don't know if they can figure it out or not, but they shouldn't have to. If you want to synchronize your channel, it's your fucking content. And they shouldn't diminish your ability to download your own videos. Um, because they're afraid of them ending up on competitor channels and, and, you know, benefiting other platforms when it's your own fucking content. Like I can understand, um, preventing.

Unknown_02: Trying to prevent people from you know Stealing shit from other people's channels that you should be protecting if you're monetizing it for them or so on But to like stop people from downloading their own videos, that's that's a sign to me that I think YouTube is afraid Rum twitch is definitely afraid. There's even a rumor that twitch is gonna get rid of prime subs, which if you don't know if you have Amazon Prime and

0:25:12
Unknown_02: um you can subscribe for one month for free to any youtube any twitch channel um so it would be it would be like a an easy way and i've done this where if i was watching a um like for instance if a new game came out and i was skeptical about buying it or pirating it or whatever the fuck i would go to twitch and i would just go to that game and i would look at like the most like the most popular channel that looked interesting to me and i would play it and usually as just like a thank you i would press the free prime sub button without any intention of ever giving you know more more money or any money rather to that streamer it just empties like like what like two dollars from jeff bezos's pockets to that streamer so it's like

0:26:07
Unknown_02: whatever. But it was like a nice source of income, I guess, for a lot of streamers. Now they're just getting rid of it because they're, they're losing so much money. And then YouTube is doing similar shit. The ad blocker stuff, there was a big, I heard this story before, but now it's like entering the new cycle again, where, um, there was a rumor that YouTube was deliberately slowing down, uh, people with ad blocker trying to access the, um, uh, YouTube with, with an ad blocker enabled. And I didn't have any,

Unknown_02: any um experience similar to that uh so i i wasn't sure if that was fake or not but now that it's entering the news cycle again and i've definitely had an experience with youtube where i believe that there was some kind of anti-ad blocker shit going on where um

0:26:55
Unknown_02: What was it? Oh, I was watching a live stream and I noticed that after like five minutes I would get a, um, the, the video would just fucking vanish. The video player would literally disappear off of my screen and I would have to refresh the page and sit staring at the YouTube does not allow ad blockers, uh, screen again. And I was using like the latest brave. So I felt like it was a brand new thing. We just rolled out to fuck with you.

Unknown_02: So I don't know, like YouTube is becoming hostile to its viewing base. And I'm actually really comfy. I got revamped on my phone. So now I can watch YouTube without ads on my phone. I, um, I set up my, I bought like a really cheap, like Chromecast knockoff thing and installed, um, what was it? It's like re sync tube or something.

0:27:28
Unknown_02: I can't think of it. You have to, you have to go out of your way to install it without permission from Google. But, um, that, that thing works free tube.

Unknown_02: I swear it has, I can read it. I swear it starts with R E or something.

0:28:00
Unknown_02: I want to tell, no, I want to tell people this cause it's really important. If you use one of those things that, um, that, uh, is like a TV operating system, you shouldn't install this.

Unknown_02: it might be smart tube or re smart too. It's something like that. Sorry. Fuck. I can't remember. It's driving me crazy.

Unknown_02: Um, but it, um, it has sponsor block installed and it also has ad block installed so you can watch. It's like watching on your desktop. Basically it works perfect. It's a little bit, it's like way better than even like the YouTube premium experience cause it has a sponsor block installed into it.

0:28:33
Unknown_02: Um, revances for your phone, but free is what is it?

Unknown_03: It's not, it's not. Um, it's, it's only for, uh, your, your TV, but that's something else.

Unknown_03: Retard. Hold up.

0:29:06
Unknown_02: It might be smart too.

Unknown_02: smart tube next I think.

Unknown_02: You have to download this in a very specific way.

Unknown_02: Um, but yeah, that is it. And it has sponsor block and it has ad block. And I'm telling you this because it's important that you block ads. I'm so, I'm so like depressed when I watch like an archive of my streams on YouTube and I want to read like the comments cause I like reading the comments to my videos and stuff and getting feedback and stuff. And I see people like, hmm, is this archive channel monetizing this video? Because I'm getting ads. No, idiot. That's YouTube monetizing my video and YouTube getting the money. If you're watching this on YouTube and you're getting an advertisement, it is because Neil Mahan is raping you. You are being wallet raped, eye raped, attention span raped by Neil Mahan. His greasy little pajit curry dick is in your fucking brain. You are being raped.

0:29:37
Unknown_02: go and install an adblock. Get uBlock Origin, get Brave. If you're on your phone, get Revanced. If you're on your smart TV Chromecast, get SmartTube and install the APK directly and don't get fucking eye-raped, attention span raped by SpicyCurryDick, okay? Because that's what's happening right now. Without your consent, your attention span is being fucking molested. So don't be a bitch. Don't be raped.

0:30:12
Unknown_02: Get rid of the shit. Total advertiser death, basically.

0:30:44
Unknown_02: Speaking of YouTube, I have an important announcement for everybody. This was promoted on the YouTube platform, and we're going to we're going to watch it.

Unknown_02: Watch that soy, that soy animation style global homo.

Unknown_06: Nice job. Before you believe something's true, hit pause and dig into the source behind the content to make sure it's credible. This is a good message. I think people lack

0:31:30
Unknown_02: a drive to do investigation into news when the news article is something that they want to believe. Um, I know it sounds weird to agree with the YouTube thing like this, but it's true. There are so many, there was a, for instance,

Unknown_02: I'll give an example of something I saw. There was a news article and it was 17 year old commit suicide after being falsely accused of rape. And guess what? Does anyone in chat want to guess what the comments were like? Hundreds of comments on this tweet. And of course this is like a screen cap of an article.

0:32:11
Unknown_02: Just the headlines, not even the first fucking paragraph. There's a picture of the dead kid and then the title, no link to the source material, fucking nothing at all.

Unknown_02: Anyone want to guess?

Unknown_02: someone said those darn feminazis like almost yeah red pillars at gay shit that's it it's all like oh my god we need to kill women we need to kill all women because when we need to make sure that women that lie about being raped are guillotined because they're so evil that may be true However, if they had included the very first paragraph of this article, these people posting this shit seething about women would have known that this kid was falsely accused of rape by a boy in his class. The boy randomly just started saying that he was a rapist because he looked, he was a creepy rapist looking type, I guess. And then people believed it, that he was a rapist. No woman accused him of rape. He was falsely accused of rape by another man.

0:32:45
Unknown_02: in this class and these people would have known this if they had had even like even the the bare minimum uh intellectual curiosity required to like google the article name and find it on the internet and read the first paragraph but obviously whenever i hate these fucking meme accounts on on twitter because they all do this shit where they post misleading information they just post 4chan posts with no like just Which, if you don't know, every fucking post on 4chan is made up. I hate to break it to you, but if it's a green tech story, someone made it up. They sat there thinking, what would be a funny thing to poost about, and then they poosted it, and then guess what? Retards believed it, and they posted it on Reddit, and then they posted it on Twitter, and they formed an engagement and made $10 off that post because of the Twitter ads. And people believe it. It's fake. It's all fake. It's bullshit. Stop. Like, have a have a little bit of intellectual curiosity in regards to the shit that you're like you're reading. That's it.

0:33:42
Unknown_03: Need to read this. I think it's supposed to be unfortunate. Exactly.

0:34:18
Unknown_02: All right.

Unknown_02: This is the one and only zitter post that you will be getting for this stream, I promise. But I swear to you, it's very worth it.

Unknown_03: All right.

Unknown_03: I'm getting ready to blow his goddamn brains out right fucking now.

Unknown_07: Stop it! Stop it!

Unknown_05: Blow my brains out.

0:34:50
Unknown_07: You want me to? No! You want me to? Stop it!

Unknown_05: Scooby, I guarantee you, you'll go to jail for life.

Unknown_05: You're gonna blow my mom's brains out? Point that gun at me again. You just fucking hit him?

0:35:21
Unknown_14: Did he hit you?

Unknown_14: Oh my god! You're going to jail.

Unknown_02: And then he killed himself to avoid going to jail. The bullet merely grazed his ear. He did not suffer any, any catastrophic injury, although that was attempted murder, which has a maximum sentence of like 80 fucking years. It's like a life sentence for attempted murder. Um, he definitely attempted to shoot this guy in the brain, which allow him actually, let me say that. Let me say that. Let me save that thought.

0:35:53
Unknown_02: Um, so he killed himself.

Unknown_02: Cat kicker. I don't know if this is why this old man was so willing to shoot him. Uh, the guy is, um, criminal six, eight, four. He is not only a cross-dressing tranny.

Unknown_02: Um, Oh, here's the story. He was drunk off his Annie. He didn't like me. He was an angry drunk. He got his pistol out and shot me in the story. Also, he killed himself afterwards. And there you can see the picture of him truned out.

0:36:31
Unknown_02: Um, here he is in his finest lace.

Unknown_02: And the guy, the crossdresser, is actually a criminal. He's a part of, the name here you see is 764. 764 is, according to the FBI, a violent online group which extorts minors to self-harm and to produce child sex abuse material. So this guy, he's on Discord. He's a part of a group that according to the FBI has extorted children into producing child pornography, uh, as, as part of their discord operations. I've been wondering what happens on discord. It's people like this, uh, extorting children into, uh, undressing for them, uh, so that they can record it as part of blackmail operations. So I don't know. Uh, I figured now will be the appropriate time. Let's take a second and look back at this video.

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Unknown_02: Scroll back up.

Unknown_02: and let's think about this over, you ready?

Unknown_05: What did he do wrong here?

0:37:36
Unknown_02: Well, with all information considered, you should be aware that when you shoot somebody, you aim for center mass. What is center mass? It's the middle of the chest, particularly near the left side where the heart is. This is a spot you are very likely to hit and very likely to kill. If you shoot for the head, which is a fast moving bobbing left and right kind of rolls around, right? And even though it's a smaller target, there's only one part of the head that you can shoot to kill. If you shoot somebody in the cheek, or the ear, or the chin, or the mouth, you know, you're very unlikely. It has to be the brain stem, or the spine, and those are very small targets. Whereas if you shoot the heart, which is a much bigger target, or the lung, or something, you're very likely to kill somebody. So always remember, when you shoot somebody, don't aim for the head. You're not trying to impress anybody. Aim for center mass, and get the kill.

0:38:14
Unknown_02: This is a sportsman tip for all the lovely sportsmen in my chat. Press press spam spam a deer emoji if you're a buck emoji if you are a sportsman.

Unknown_02: Is there even is there even a deer emoji?

Unknown_02: Buck emoji?

0:38:51
Unknown_03: Well, there is my post it and post. Oh, yeah.

Unknown_03: Yeah, let's get some bucks. Let's get some bucks.

Unknown_02: Lots of sport. Lots of sportsmen in the chat. Lots of sportsmen. Great to see. Rats don't count.

Unknown_02: Rat hunting is not a sport.

Unknown_02: Keffels announced that there would be a interview between him and Christian Weston Chandler, the one and only, today at 3 p.m. Eastern Time. You may be wondering, today is, it's not long, what is it, like what, almost seven, seven in Eastern Time?

0:39:29
Unknown_02: Where's the interview?

Unknown_02: Were you gonna livestream the interview, Josh? What happened to the interview? The answer is that Kefl is backed out of live streaming it and instead decided to prerecord it. And I think I know why, uh, what possible motive here's the funny thing, right?

Unknown_02: Caffles hates Kiwi farms, right? Very big, mad, angry at Kiwi farms. Goes out, tries to do platform, platform Kiwi farms. Tries to get Kiwi farms blamed for swatting. But then, and says that, oh, by the way, Kiwi farms, evil, doctor website. What does Caffles do in this last week? Oh, I didn't even mention this.

0:40:01
Unknown_02: It should have been a part of my notes. I don't have this offhand.

Unknown_02: There is a, let's see if I can find this real quick.

Unknown_03: No, I'm not.

Unknown_02: Basically, Keffels... I did mention on stream that Keffels was accusing his ex of raping him.

0:40:44
Unknown_02: And the ex has said that this is categorically false.

Unknown_02: It is a complete fucking lie.

Unknown_02: And as a result of this, the ex has served Keffels a cease and desist.

Unknown_02: Keffels responded to receiving a cease and desist over a, um...

Unknown_02: false rape allegation by, number one, reading his ex-fiance's full legal name on stream, as part of reading the cease and desist, which, if you're wondering, yes, indeed, the full legal name of this person is a male name. So, right off the bat, Cathals decides not only to dox this person's name, this ex-fiance's name, but also to deadname him by using his full legal name, which is a big no-no.

0:41:22
Unknown_02: very kiwi farms ask i think actually then what was the other part of that oh he uh pulled up his ex-fiancee's law office like the law firm that sent the cease and desist and made fun of it and said that it was based in a shitty part of town and made fun of the street that it was on and how the street had uh, some poverty, uh, looking homes. So on the heels of dead naming his ex, he also went out and made fun of the fact his ex did not have the money to hire a ritzy lawyer and made fun of the poor and impoverished folks who live in that part of town, uh, for not having the nicest homes, which if you're a progressive type that wants to, uh, enable, uh, poor people and people of color, uh, probably is not a good look to go out and make fun of them for living in shitty houses.

0:42:29
Unknown_02: Which is also a weird thing to do if you're trying to be a bread tuber.

Unknown_02: And then on the cusp of this, Keffel zeded out a meme and it was a picture of low tier god, the kill yourself meme. And he had replaced kill yourself with de-cease and de-sist.

Unknown_02: So kind of implying that his act should kill himself.

Unknown_02: which is also very Kiwi Farms-esque. And what does he decide to do? What does he decide to do after falsely accusing his ex-fiance of rape, trying to ruin his life, deadnaming him, embarrassing him for not being able to afford a nice lawyer, poverty shaming him?

0:43:17
Unknown_02: He sets up an interview with Christian Weston Chandler, who is the ground zero for

Unknown_02: The Kiwi farms as the quickie forums. It's not interesting. It's almost as if Keffels did not care about the Kiwi farms insofar as he was upset that we were making fun of him. And if we had gone away, I kind of wonder if Keffels would have just set up like the Keffels farms and it would just be making fun of people that Keffels doesn't like and everybody else would be banned.

Unknown_02: Kind of wonder cuz it does feel very maybe it even have his own Christian Wesson Chandler segment So cuz apparently he likes Chris. He's interested in Christy very interesting chat Very interesting Oh By the way, my suspicion is that Keffel's is hoping that Christian will shit talk me and tell me that

0:43:58
Unknown_02: or tell him that I had hurt him or encouraged him to do something illegal in some way.

Unknown_02: And, uh, he's going to be very disappointed because I bet you, I know some people who are following like the Christian news.

Unknown_02: Um, we'll assume that I'm wrong because of, uh, he has written, he wrote in like his art, um, his jail letters that I was like a Judas.

0:44:47
Unknown_02: They kind of figure that he'll shit talk me and call me a Judas betrayer. However, I have it on very good authority that Chris has nothing negative to say about me. Not a single thing. and now i feel like the whole reason i i kind of regret saying anything about it because i i um i made a remark that i know what he's trying to do it's going to backfire on him so i think he decided as a consequence of me saying that that he won't live stream it because now if there is any part where he's trying to convince chris to shit talk me and it blows up in his face and chris doesn't say anything that part is definitely beating being edited out

0:45:31
Unknown_02: So the interview is gonna be unremarkable and not funny because they had the foresight to not stream it Which kind of sucks cuz it would have been funny if it did blow up in his face Such as live chat Cuffles can't be funny can't be entertaining can't be interesting even even incidentally It's the the most insipid fucking loser on the planet

Unknown_03: Um, okay. So this guy last year, um, Twitch fired 400 employees and among those to survive was a guy who goes by the name, uh, Bri Lee.

Unknown_02: Uh, he goes here and he says, um, this is like a really smug post. 400 people got fired.

Unknown_02: and Bri Lee survived. He says, it's been a long day at work. I helped lay off 400 of my colleagues. It was supposed to be over at five 30, but I wasn't done with last minute work until eight. So my dinner is on company.

0:46:29
Unknown_02: So if you want to know why Twitch is not doing very well, it's because this creepy weirdo with the fucking Jared pedo smile, uh, is part of HR apparently and gets to decide who does work and who does not get to work at Twitch anymore.

Unknown_02: Um, now this is from March, 2023.

Unknown_03: So has there been an update with this?

0:47:04
Unknown_02: Oh, wait, wait, hold on.

Unknown_02: No, we got sushi. Okay. Uh, so what what's the update on this? Can you imagine shout? Briley wraithel. Oh my god. What a fucking awful name. What an awful name to to like

Unknown_02: deliberately choose for yourself. Hi, LinkedIn family. I was just informed that almost after three years at Twitch, I am affected by our most recent RIF, which I guess is retards getting fired. If you'd like to work with me or know someone that needs a talented senior identity engineer, IT director,

0:47:41
Unknown_02: or a single technical program manager, please drop me a line. I'm based in Gainesville, Florida, but I'm willing to consider relocating for the right role.

Unknown_02: So this person, uh, did not make it, did not make this cut. Uh, Amazon may be reconsidering, um, uh, allowing gross, weirder retards to run their company. What is it?

Unknown_02: Senior identity engineer, senior identity engineer.

Unknown_02: Senior identity access? No.

Unknown_02: Senior identity engineer. What is this?

0:48:17
Unknown_03: They make $150,000 a year, according to Glassdoor. What do they do?

Unknown_03: is an entity identity engineer being help me out being now being some weird issue with being where I can't ever connect to it and use the fucking AI anymore grok help me out grok what is an identity engineer okay it's searching for me

0:48:52
Unknown_02: An identity engineer is a professional who designs, develops, and maintains identity and access management IAM systems.

Unknown_02: Oh, okay. So his entire job at Twitch is developing access roles, which is very hard to describe as a concept because it's enterprise only basically. It's when you have like so many people at a company, that you have to be really, really careful with who you give access to what. Because Twitch had that source code leak not too long ago.

Unknown_02: You want to make sure that when you have a bunch of employees that can't all access the source code and then leak it anytime they want to. So that's part.

0:49:32
Unknown_02: Wait a second. When did that happen? Twitch source code leak.

Unknown_02: December 22, 2021. So within three years, as a senior, uh, identity manager, uh, this guy oversaw the Twitch source code league, which is directly in his purview as line of work, because your fucking job, your only job as an identity, uh, engineer is to make sure that people who access the source code are people who develop the source code and should have access to the source code.

0:50:10
Unknown_02: That's kind of funny, to be fair.

Unknown_02: Did he do it? No. I'm sure he just didn't do his fucking job right and someone had access to it and leaked it.

Unknown_02: Yeah, it's only getting fired now. I guess they kind of did a review and said, um, well, this guy kind of sucks. So we don't need this. It's sort of like, um, if you ever ran like a forum, you'd know that there's like the permissions where you have to allow certain groups to access certain things. It'd be like if your job was that, but very complicated. Uh, the Amazon one's a huge pain in the ass to work with the IM stuff. Very easy to break something and disable access.

0:50:43
Unknown_03: Oh, that is funny though. Get wrecked.

Unknown_03: This is also making the rounds. Why is this not featured? It should be featured.

Unknown_03: I can't spell that guy's name though.

Unknown_02: Chugga Conroy accuses YouTuber Chugga Conroy of cheating on his girlfriend for 20 feet RP.

0:51:17
Unknown_02: That kind of spoils the, uh, the news, I guess me typing it out like that, but that is accurate.

Unknown_02: Lady Emily, who is a man. Here you go. Here's the, here's the lovely lady.

Unknown_02: Um, he cues chug a Conroy, this guy of, uh, soliciting the feet picks from him. He says.

Unknown_02: He says, I say, ambitiously, audaciously opening attachments on the Kiwi farms.

Unknown_02: Fuck it just to get it off my chest. Last year, Chuck Conroy kept trying to get me to initiate erotic foot fetish role play with him while he had a girlfriend. This included sending shoes to my house under the guise of a gift, only to constantly ask for feet pics afterwards.

0:52:00
Unknown_02: Eventually.

Unknown_02: I started ignoring him because I wasn't sure of how to navigate around him, clearly trying to rope me into his fetish shit and then return messages to me get more and more frequent and aggressive. And as far as I know, I'm not the only nor the first person he's endless to. He would try to assure me everything is fine while also clearly trying to initiate fetish italicized text RP.

Unknown_02: It started with me or with him attending my Pokemon black streams last December and chatting. We started talking in DMs because he seemed chill that on June 4th, I uploaded a selfie and he zoomed into my shoes in the background and messaged me about them.

0:52:41
Unknown_02: Okay, chat, it's time for a good old fashioned Polarino. Oh, is it worse to be a tranny?

Unknown_02: chaser or a foot fed question mark.

Unknown_02: Ray chaser foot fag votes. Now vote one for tranny chaser vote two for foot fag.

Unknown_02: It's a very risky poll. I'm using bad words on a chat. I'm waiting for the first results. We have our first votes coming in now as chat catches up with the live stream.

0:53:18
Unknown_02: gonna wait for a hundred as per usual but 50 participants and 95% of people say Tranny Chaser and with a hundred votes in it's only down to 92% so my community overwhelmingly 10 to a hundred say

Unknown_02: That being a tranny chaser is far far far far worse than being a foot fag Actually a little bit surprised at that. I'm not gonna lie.

0:53:57
Unknown_02: I Figured that foot foot foot fags we get a little bit more hate than that 90% of people I Mean I thought that train chaser would win. I just didn't think it would win, you know 90%

Unknown_02: Alright, I do have the DMs that he posts as well.

Unknown_03: Preload all these.

Unknown_03: All right.

0:54:27
Unknown_02: Chugga Conroy. This is June 11th, 2023. So I originally planned to go with black with a floral pattern, but they laced it to your size. So I went with what I thought was most likely to go with any clothes.

Unknown_02: Uh, the tranny says, Ooh, great call because I love high tops, but haven't had any in years and years.

Unknown_02: Chugga says, ha ha is my favorite personal favorite shoe.

Unknown_02: It's a great shoe. It goes with everything. Chugga says, do I, do I get to see you?

0:55:02
Unknown_03: Uh, what is the reply to this? I guess he doesn't get a reply to that.

Unknown_02: Chugga says, ha ha, thank you. Trying to get a lot done. This is months later. So I guess the tranny was very careful to make sure that none of the back and forth after this message was recorded and then posted, because that would just make it seem like he was leading the other guy on, only to complain a year later, like a full year later, that he was being sexually explicit without any reciprocation. Because if the answer to this question was no, I imagine that that would be included into this.

0:55:38
Unknown_02: Haha, thank you. Trying to get a lot done. I want to finish the series or at least get close so I can travel to Skutland to see my significant other soon.

Unknown_02: Oh, cool. I didn't realize she was in Scotland. Yes, pretty far, but we're thinking of immigration next year. Would you like to pick up where we left off last night?

Unknown_02: It dropped off suddenly. Oh, I guess he didn't reply to this. I'm like, no, this is three months later. So whatever the fuck was the response to this as being omitted from the record, being struck in from the record, being, uh, not, not adequately divulged to the Kiwi farms as a consequence. Okay.

0:56:24
Unknown_02: He says, you tend to disappear. Oh, I'm going to ping you once more. This is a two hours after the last message. And then this is the next day. Well, hello. Have a nice doctor's visit. Sorry to ping you again. Just wanted to know. Damn, you're no fun. Kidding, kidding. Just a little concerned.

Unknown_02: I miss you.

Unknown_02: doing better. Blah. Largan. Hey, I like this guy because it's like

0:56:54
Unknown_02: Do I get to see you in them? Did you have a nice doctor's visit? Uh, hope we can pick up where we left off yesterday. You know, fun, just kidding. Like he thinks none of that works, right? So what does he think will work? He's, he's trying to solve this Rubik's cube of social interaction. How do I get this training to show me his disgusting man feet? Ah, I got it. Bargain. I just, the response to this is like, haha, you're so random. Haha. Here are my feet pics. Like that's what he thinks is going to happen as a response to this. This is autism.

0:57:27
Unknown_02: um hey hope i'm not piling it on just saw you were on oh i don't know the green dot the green dot showed up on discord hey hey buddy hey buddy how you doing got any uh free pics you got you got any toesy wosies to show me today buddy

Unknown_02: I saw your dot was green today. Usually you're offline these days. I don't know what happened. I guess you just stopped using Discord in the last week. I can't help but notice you're offline a lot of the time.

0:57:59
Unknown_02: Sorry, that was rude of me. I shouldn't say stuff like that, even jokingly. You have your own stuff going on as much as I do. Hey, hey, sorry I'm bugging you so much. I was just getting done with work and saw you hadn't heard back. Hey, yo, how's today? Feeling any better? Hi, sorry if I'm bugging you. Hope, I understand you got your own stuff going on. Just wanted to wish you well tonight after seeing you talk about how much being sick set you back. I really enjoyed talking to you more than I thought. I'll leave you after this message in case you need the rest.

0:58:33
Unknown_03: This is back in September at some point.

Unknown_02: That's what I thought too, lol. Like, I could fix this, but it'd be funnier if it's flawed. At times I do miss the versatility of the old avatar. It was fun to mess with. Is that the face you'd make if I ran off with your shoes? At a con? LMAO! Something like that. Haha! What would you do? Um... That face... I mean, I guess it's supposed to be this face?

0:59:09
Unknown_02: Like this right here, like, Oh, you'd make that face if I ran off with your, with your shoes.

Unknown_02: Cool.

Unknown_02: Uh, yeah, being forward with you because I'd rather not keep anything from you and let you make the best decision for you. I am into that, but only with my significant other. I also like talking about shoes with people because it's also an interest. I just talked to my significant other about this when we started dating, and she told me we can talk about shoes with other people because it isn't sexual with my friends. It's just something I enjoy talking about with my friends, too. I know there might be a lot to share, and I'm sorry it is, but I feel it's best just to be open with people and consider what I'd like to know if I was in their position.

0:59:48
Unknown_02: Good, glad it really is telling how he omits so much of this conversation. Good, glad we understand each other. Walks up behind you and trips you with some fancy footwork. You thud to the ground and I yank your sneakers off in an instant. Haha, loser, and chucks them at you. Wow. What a great role play. Okay. I'm going to role play that I'm going to trip you and then call you a loser and then take your shoes off. And then also after I'm done smelling them, I'm going to throw them at you also.

Unknown_02: Ooh, I'm gonna save it.

Unknown_02: I'm gonna save that for the outro song. He triggered a memory of mine.

1:00:24
Unknown_02: Lady Emily says, last selfie plus on repeat. There's one song I'm ashamed to have in here. It's probably not the one you're thinking of.

Unknown_03: Cool.

Unknown_03: Also, I really appreciate how in this picture, you can see if you look at that thumbnail,

Unknown_02: Like his giant potato head and then how much he has to hide of his face. Like as a consequence, like, well, I don't want to show that enormous man jaw that I have in my enormous chin. So let me just cover half my face. Yeah. And once you cover about like a half my face and you get it in this very specific angle from above, I kind of do look a little bit feminine, huh?

1:01:07
Unknown_02: Check it says nice sneakers. Oh, well, thank you. I need new ones to be honest. He's a dude. Come on Okay, so this is the conversation logs from up here And then he says I need new ones to be honest my everyday pair is starting to see some damage And then he says Sally typical do the thin fabric Curse of liking shoes that aren't durable get them on sale over $20. Can't complain. Hope you're doing well blah blah blah

Unknown_02: I mean, if he knows that he's a foot fetishist and he's going to send you shoes, saying that I need new shoes is like an invitation. I don't know. Maybe this is before he made it clear that he's like a foot fetishist and he didn't realize that saying that I need new shoes would be like an invitation for this.

1:01:40
Unknown_02: I don't know how many I have for a full stamina barn level. I can see it. And on the London stream, according to this, I've done 54. I don't know what any of this is about.

Unknown_02: Do you have a PO box? Not at the moment. Oh, well, I was going to see if I could partake in birthday niceness and send them shoes. Okay, cool. Creepy.

Unknown_02: It's a man addicted to tranny feet.

1:02:15
Unknown_02: There's someone, I swear, there's someone on the top of my head.

Unknown_02: or like an as a distant memory that was also really into tranny feet. It's like a burning, searing memory, like a hole in my head. I know for sure there is someone specifically into tranny feet. He might've even been a forum member and I just can't remember who it is. Oh, it's killing me. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

Unknown_02: Flamenco Brian Dunn. It was rye Wrangler. I could believe that No, I need to know who it wasn't a tranny feed was I'm having another chimp burgers.

1:02:49
Unknown_02: No, it wasn't chimp burgers. I don't think It's not flamenco. It's not me. It's not Beardson tipster. That's a good guess

Unknown_03: I don't think any of it.

1:03:21
Unknown_02: Sneasel was a good guest too.

Unknown_02: It could be Sneasel.

Unknown_02: I don't know if it was Sneasel. Sneasel wasn't into diapers though. He wasn't into feet. I always thought the diaper thing was a joke. Apparently it was not a joke. It could be feet. It could be Sneasel. I could be thinking of Sneasel. I'm not sure though.

Unknown_02: Yeah, no, he was into dipes. Dypedypes. That's what he would call them. Dypedypes. I don't know why I didn't pick up that that was not a joke. I just didn't figure that anyone was actually into trannies and diapers, but.

1:03:53
Unknown_03: Some people are. OK, cool. Next up.

Unknown_02: Making my way downtown.

Unknown_02: Uh, Billy Michael famous for the Donkey Kong lawsuit has settled one of his lawsuits and it did not end the way that anyone expected. Um, Billy Mitchell has been in a lawsuit against, uh, the, I think a nonprofit organization called twin galaxy responsible for keeping, um, video game world records.

1:04:26
Unknown_02: Um, they did not, uh, what happened is that they.

Unknown_02: Invalidated his this is like a super autistic story and I apologize if anyone in here is like a really big fan of Carl Jobs and the Twin Galaxies lawsuit. I'm gonna try to sum it up for the sake of posterity. For anyone listening who does not know anything about this.

Unknown_02: Billy Mitchell was a Donkey Kong player. He may still play it, but he definitely was back in the day. He's a very, he's a ridiculous looking man. This guy right here, he has like the most, I don't want to play the video, but I just want to show you what he fucking looks like. Um,

1:05:03
Unknown_02: He calls himself the gamer of the century. He has received like an award for directly from Nintendo for playing the old, old Donkey Kong on an arcade cabinet. And he got like a high score or something.

Unknown_02: And there was a movie called King of Kong, and it is a excellent, excellent documentary that really boils your fucking blood watching it. Because there's this guy that is legitimately a great Donkey Kong player.

1:05:39
Unknown_02: And he goes through a lot of shit to get his personal best record in front of a live audience, sitting there playing Donkey Kong in a fucking stool for eight hours in front of a cabinet. You can't pause it. You can't go pee-pee. Once you start, you can't stop. And he got a personal best world record in front of a live audience in that condition. Billy Mitchell took his trophy as his world record by sending in a VHS tape where nothing can be seen except the screen filmed by a shitty VHS camcorder.

Unknown_02: And for whatever reason, they accept the score. They tell the guy who actually busted his ass to get this trophy that he can go fuck himself. And Billy Mitchell is now the gamer of the century. And it was like this...

1:06:26
Unknown_02: It was like this huge slap in the face and it's a genuinely when you watch the King of Kong documentary, it's like genuinely enraging that they did this to him. Well, years and years later, a engineer comes out. I think there's a screenshot I can show you in this video. If I scan through it, this, um,

Unknown_02: It's a comparison of how MAME is an emulator for arcade games, specifically for Donkey Kong. This is an actual recording directly off the arcade machine. And you can see that if you compare it, it is clearly an emulated screen that he sent in. So he played this game on a emulator, which is against the rules. There is irrefutable evidence that he played on an emulator, which means that he also probably could have used save states, he could have used all sorts of tools to beat the game unfairly, and that it was an illegitimate score. So Twin Galaxies took him off the high score table and validated his record.

1:07:36
Unknown_02: Years later, and because Billy Mitchell is somehow independently wealthy and is an extreme vexatious litigant, he immediately sued Twin Galaxies for defamation for saying that he did not beat the world record. And this has been going on for five fucking years. This lawsuit against this high score table over the Donkey Kong score has been going on for like half a decade at this point. And he lied under oath. He fabricated evidence. The evidence that he fabricated when they subpoenaed to get it so they could evaluate it disappeared. So he destroyed evidence that he fabricated, which is also a different kind of crime. He perjured himself under oath. There was a huge scandal about, um, uh, about, uh, the controller. Cause in the arcade, the game, the, he plays, um,

1:08:28
Unknown_02: He plays the game on an arcade machine in one of the video recordings, and the game that he's playing on has a red controller, but all the original Donkey Kong arcade cabinets have a black controller. And he flatly says in this deposition, I would not play Donkey Kong on an arcade cabinet that had a red controller because it would be illegitimate. and then they show him playing the game or they show the arcade cabinet has a red controller and he has to suddenly backtrack so he like he perjures himself he does all this shit he like digs a fucking hole and at the end of it the the attorney for twin galaxies starts harassing witnesses and saying like stop lying to me stop lying like he's so frustrated that billy mitchell's just lying constantly and the court isn't like putting him in jail for perjury the lawyer has like a mental breakdown and starts harassing witnesses and the The judge says that she might censor or censure him and submit him to the bar and he like the even though Billy Mitchell is the retard the Attorney for the Twin Galaxies ends up fucking groveling saying I have debased myself before the court I have allowed personal emotions to cloud my judgment I was upset and frustrated by what appeared to me to be a purposeful fabrication hiding of evidence

1:09:16
Unknown_02: The facts support the defense, and now the plaintiff realizes this, the lawyer wrote. He also realizes that he has dug himself into a hole by lying in discovery, referring to Billy Mitchell. I do not say this lightly. The outlook is bleak for plaintiff, and so now I am the target now. Plaintiff is chomping at the bit to seemingly refer to the state bar and relent. Well, he did relent. Billy Mitchell and Twin Galaxies came to an agreement. After five years and tens of thousands of dollars, probably hundreds of thousands of dollars, they settled out of court.

1:10:16
Unknown_02: What Billy Mitchell gets his compensation is that on the Twin Galaxies website, there's now an archive version of the high score table, which is just like a page that says this was the score 10 years ago. And it still shows Billy Mitchell is holding the record, even though there's lots of other known cheaters that are on the high score table. So it's like an archive of the original table. without any of the cheaters that they found out about being removed. And that's his consolation prize for five years of litigation. The other part is that he's still suing Carl Yilbs, which if you don't remember,

Unknown_02: There was a video that I put out years ago. This was like two or three years ago, I think 2019.

1:10:58
Unknown_02: And I, um, I, I still had a discord back then for the math, the internet, uh, fan zone and overpaid who was like a Filipino who loved China, uh, sent me a video of a speed of, of a speed runner getting 52 seconds on golden eye in some fucking nap. I think it was called the dam or the bridge.

Unknown_02: And it made me laugh out loud because the guy playing gets 52 seconds. It apparently took him 100,000 tries to get 52 seconds on GoldenEye on Damn. And he's so overwhelmed with emotion when he gets 52 seconds that he stands up, walks into the other room, tells his wife what he's accomplished, and then goes back and starts going, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, like crying in front of the camera. And then after a couple of minutes, his wife comes out. And she's Asian. She's like Chinese. And I make a remark about how she's as flat as an ironing board. And then she like walks in and starts like petting him like a dog as he cries into her flat chest. And that is Carl Jobst, the guy being sued by Billy Mitchell. And when I made this commentary about how fucking pathetic I thought this video was, he hid this video from the public.

1:11:49
Unknown_02: He hid the crowning achievement of his speedrunning career, made a community post about how I was an awful cunt and people need to report my YouTube channel because I'm such a bad boy, and then he used the YouTube studio editor to remove the wife entering the room so that other people would not make fun of this, and then made it public again.

1:12:35
Unknown_02: And apparently when I did this a lot of people knew Carl Jobes and liked him because he was like a anti-vexatious litigant kind of guy So that was a bridge. I completely totally fucking destroyed right out the gate Because I saw this video and it made me think god. That's really sad actually

Unknown_02: This is the weird thing about like my streams I don't have the ability to Upset anybody that would really I would love it if I could just like compel people to do whatever the fuck I wanted by making fun of them But for some reason when I make like an offhand remark about one guy, I don't even know about it's always like a critical blow it's like coming out of the it's like getting a Stealth crit and like the Fallout games like I They don't even know I'm there, ready to make fun of them, and then I just come out of it with a headshot from the corner of the room. They're like, what the fuck?

1:13:17
Unknown_02: Meanwhile, the people that actually want to actually make upset with what I say, they always know to hide it if they don't respond.

Unknown_02: Such is life.

Unknown_03: An elephant and a fragile ego shot. That's very poetic.

Unknown_10: I like that.

Unknown_03: Um, so in case you're wondering the lawsuit against Carl, uh, is still ongoing.

1:13:58
Unknown_02: I think it's in Australia too. I think he's Australian.

Unknown_02: Um, so he's had to fundraise like hundreds of thousands of Australian dollars for their bullshit legal system. Um, and he still is probably gonna win that one.

Unknown_03: Oh, you could. Yeah, you can.

Unknown_02: I, uh, I, when I realized that X had a chat, I, I developed, I took my plugin and I built it out for, um, for X too. I need to finish it. I had to put that on pause. We had to fix more shit.

1:14:31
Unknown_02: I can't wait till I have a get repository and I can invite people to work on my stuff for me because right now I have to use GitHub and I have to make it like invite only because otherwise my repositories get reported for shit.

Unknown_03: Um, cool. Excellent. Wonderful.

Unknown_03: Cyrax.

Unknown_02: We don't actually know the details of this. Uh, Cyrax is being sued by his own family.

1:15:02
Unknown_03: Um, they have posted this.

Unknown_02: So this is kind of like a, a what's the word? A dark, a blind, a blind.

Unknown_02: Going into it blind. I don't know the expression. Sorry. I'm having another absence seizure. Assuming that my site wants to work. I try it. Okay. There we go. Okay. So this is like a troll account. I'm pretty sure. Um, here's your courtesy copy. Chauncey tell mommy dearest, you need a lawyer up. Now, the last time I saw a Syrax,

1:15:38
Unknown_02: He was being pulled out of his home for assault and he was living at home with his, like his mother and his father. There was like a whole entourage there and they were crying for him cause he was being hauled off in handcuffs. So I don't know what he's done or has managed to accomplish getting a, or from his own family.

Unknown_02: But it says in the circuit court of common, please summon County Akron, Ohio.

1:16:13
Unknown_03: The petitioner of chance. Oh, chance. The last name, James Finley Wilkins.

Unknown_03: Oh, wait.

Unknown_03: Oh, wait.

Unknown_02: Okay. So this is Gordon Wilkins. Jenny Jo Wilkins, which is the, the whitest trash name I have ever heard in my entire life. Jenny Jo Wilkins.

Unknown_02: against Chance, who is Cyrax, and Sally Lou Artson, aka Sally Wilkins.

1:16:54
Unknown_02: For some reason, they have like 80 different AKAs. That's really weird. So it's just, but it's just, it looks like 20 different people, but it's just two. It's just Cyrax and someone named Sally Lou. You know who Sally Lou is? Please explain this to me.

Unknown_02: Petition for civil action of slander, defamation or character. Um, this is for more than $15,000 is Gordon, his biological father. Okay. I need, I'll be checking chat this entire time. Please help me understand this.

Unknown_02: Sally is grandma. Okay. So Gordon and Jenny Joe are suing Cyrax and his grandmother.

1:17:28
Unknown_02: Wilkins is her old BF. So grandma's boyfriend is suing grandma and her grandson.

Unknown_02: Who's Jenny Jo? Is that the new, is that his new girlfriend?

Unknown_03: So that, that would mean that, um, not quite. Um,

1:18:03
Unknown_02: Stepdad is Wilkins. Sally is grandma. Cyrix is using, still uses Wilkins name.

Unknown_02: So Jenny Jo must be, I'm going to guess. Yeah, it's Gordon's new wife. Okay. So this makes sense. Cyrix's grandmother and him are being sued by his grandmother's ex-boyfriend and his new wife. Got it.

Unknown_02: Sorry, when you try to pierce into white trash, the family tree is very gnarled.

1:18:36
Unknown_02: Gordon, the petitioner being sworn that blah, blah, blah.

Unknown_02: Gordon has lived in Florida for at least six months prior to filing this for slander and defamation of character. Neither respondent nor the petitioner is not a member of the military service. Okay, great.

Unknown_02: Slander and defamation.

Unknown_02: Petitioner was affected by both defendants negligent actions as detrimental and harmful to the petitioner's reputation and general society.

Unknown_02: Color defendant Sally Lou has been aware of and promoted the actions of the defendant Chance Wilkins. The co-defendant has been visited by the Akron Police Department several times, in excess of 150 times in reference to threats, abuse, and communications via electronic devices by a defendant. 115 times. You'd think they would just shoot them at that point.

1:19:18
Unknown_02: If you called me to somebody's house every day or every other day for like an entire year to deal with some bullshit, I might just shoot them. That's why I can't be a police officer. I would just fucking kill people.

Unknown_02: By the 115th time, there would be a troll. Music Biz Marty would be on the street with his cell phone out and I would be laying on Cyrax's neck and he'd be like, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

Unknown_02: And then I would, I would go to jail. I would be put away forever.

1:19:48
Unknown_02: Defendant Wilkins has made several threats, including death threats and personal harm to the petitioner. Defendant in possession of a rifle that is rightfully owned by the petitioner.

Unknown_02: Well, I mean, what's that? How is that relevant to a defamation suit? It's not grand theft.

Unknown_02: Defendant and co-defendant are menaces to society and neglectful in personal actions towards the petitioner.

Unknown_02: I mean this isn't British court. You can't just sue someone for being a menace to society.

1:20:24
Unknown_02: You can do that in the UK. I don't think you can do that in the US. I think a good portion of people in the US are menaces to society.

Unknown_02: You can't do anything about that.

Unknown_02: Jenna Jo Wilkins, the petitioner being sworn and certified the following statements, lived in Florida.

Unknown_02: A slander and defamation. Negligently placed the allegations of pedophilia publicly on his kick account registered to the defendant. The public forum video and recorded voice clip of the Facebook messenger in a public domain will be admitted to evidence during the discovery process.

1:21:00
Unknown_02: The petitioner, Jenny Jo Wilkins, has been affected by both defendants negligent actions as detrimental and harmful to the petitioner's reputation to general society. Chance has made several threats, including death threats and personal harm to the petitioner, co-petitioner via electronic device, including voice recordings and YouTube videos.

Unknown_02: On page three, petitioners request a jury trial.

Unknown_02: uh request enter a court of cease and desist order of cease and desist at the request of the court uh with monetary penalties that they break in so signed so there you go

1:21:39
Unknown_02: Not sure how that works. Um, they're suing for defamation, but they're saying that they're being a huge part of this is that they're being accused of, um, or given death threats, which is a bit strange. I don't not entirely sure how that works. I think there is such a thing as several harassment, but I'm not, not clear enough on how that works to, uh,

Unknown_02: make a determination. I mean, if you're on the internet calling someone a pedophile and threatening to kill them to the point where the police have shown up 115 times, um, that definitely sounds like something that could be remedied by a lawsuit.

1:22:13
Unknown_02: Uh, that kind of stuff is generally not welcome. You can't really directly harass people. I don't know about making YouTube videos though.

Unknown_02: Ohio sucks.

Unknown_02: Well, maybe it would suck less if you guys had banned trannies, but the governor got in the way. It was too desperate.

Unknown_02: Um, okay. So that's Cyra. Just a brief update.

Unknown_03: He's being sued by his own family apparently.

Unknown_03: Um, okay. I showed you the, the Cobes tongue.

1:22:49
Unknown_03: Uh, and then... I'm just gonna do this. I'm gonna listen to King Cobra sing.

Unknown_02: Okay, let's listen to him sing. He's just gonna give me a copyright strike. Where's the singer? Oh, fuck yeah.

1:23:22
Unknown_12: Voices!

Unknown_12: Voices! A thousand thousand voices!

1:24:51
Unknown_02: Have you guys had enough? Should I end it?

Unknown_02: Should I do a poll? Do you want to play the entire thing? No monster today. Play it all?

Unknown_02: No? Okay.

Unknown_02: uh he also got a new phone and he smashed it he decided that the phone that he had just gotten uh was too loud for his liking it made too many chirps too many beepity boops too many bling blings wahoos and he decided you know what this technology shit this this mobile device shit not for me not the kind of life i want to see myself living out here in casper So he smashed it. He took the little piece of shit and he fucking smashed it and freed himself from the shackles of his own digital tyranny. And I was a free man. Pretty base. If you, if you, if you ask me, we could all learn from King Cobes and similarly liberate ourselves.

1:25:40
Unknown_03: Um, let's see.

Unknown_02: All right, this is a weird one, I guess.

1:26:13
Unknown_02: Uh, I mentioned has been hotel and I did talk about the black guy obsessed with the character. And I talked about the, um,

Unknown_02: what was it? The first two episodes had been leaked and they were very bad and I didn't watch them. I don't, I don't watch cartoons. The most childish thing I do these days is I played map games and pretend to be Romania.

Unknown_02: Uh, but

Unknown_02: Apparently, they're very bad and they have an over-reliance on crude jokes like Instead of writing any actual jokes that have like a set off and set up in the payoff. They're like, haha peepee, haha sex, haha booba and that's like that's like the solid humor to the point where the zoomers who were super excited for this now refer to any kind of a

1:26:58
Unknown_02: Any kind of joke that is just like overtly sexual and crude for no reason, uh, is a, is a bib Z pop joke. So they'll even take existing properties, make them PP vagina booboo. jokes and then said that they busy pop busy pop wrote it this is what this is what the zoomers are up to these days um she's also like a fujoshi which if you don't know is a very nice way of saying fag hag uh someone who schlicks schlicks it their vagumba to uh to game and fucking

1:27:50
Unknown_02: which is a very weird fetish. Uh, I think that women who think gay men are like really erotic, they're just really into like, I think they have this picture in their head that two gay men trying to seduce each other is like the most hot and heavy romantic thing possible with like, bro, we can't do this. We're both like dudes and shit. I know, bro, but like, Rippling Bud is like, I've never seen anything like it, bro. And they're like, like, oh my God, it's like forbidden love. It's taboo because they're both men, but they are so passionately in love with one another that they can't help it. They cannot be, they cannot be splintered apart.

1:28:23
Unknown_02: and that's like and because there's no women involved if you've been like raped there's no like threatening imposing man trying to like impose and dominate a girl so it's just like two two bros fucking going at it and there's no women at all so it's like if you're like a like a super molested girl you can watch this and not feel intimidated or scared by it Um, but the thing that they don't understand is that men aren't like this, especially gay men. There's no like hot and heavy. Like, I don't know. We're like wayward souls and this shouldn't be the way that it should be. But like, I just can't say no to you, Chad. No, Steve, we, we can't be together. Like, it's not like that. It's just like, Hey, oh my God, we're both here at the sauna. Do you want to catch AIDS together? Oh my God. I totally would like to cath age. And then they also hate women and spit on them.

1:29:01
Unknown_02: That's how gay people actually are there's no it's not like it's not like in your your hentai comics lady Sorry to say sorry to break it to you Does it doesn't work that way in real life? They're just gross

1:29:38
Unknown_02: I'm an amazing gay porn scripter.

Unknown_02: The Kiwi farms doesn't work out. I know what I can do for money. I can, uh, I can write for fanfiction.net for all those fujoshis because I know what they want. I know what's what's in their, their heart.

Unknown_02: Um, let's see. Was there anything else? Super fedora tipping is this person says, uh,

1:30:15
Unknown_03: Oh, okay. So here's what they found, right?

Unknown_02: Since the has been hotel pilots came out and they weren't that good. She has fallen out of favor with the zoomies. And as it turns, when you fall out of favor on the internet, people start to dig through your past to try and figure out ways to crucify you for upsetting them. Cause they didn't make it. You didn't, they didn't like your cartoon. You didn't do a good enough job and now you're worth nothing to them. Now you're worse worth less than nothing. You're a detriment by your existence.

1:30:48
Unknown_02: And so

Unknown_02: Uh, indeed, the Zoomies did go out and found out that this Vivzie Pop person, uh, is into rape.

Unknown_02: Uh, and... Uh, okay, hold up.

Unknown_02: Warning. Okay. This is for essay. I mean, it gets rough. Viv Z. Did you forget that your zoo phobia channel has a public playlist? What the fuck are those videos? And then this is X zoo phobia X links to her, uh, Viv's mind deviant art account.

1:31:23
Unknown_02: and then has these as favorites, which were last updated as of November 27th, 2023 has 845 videos, including, uh, dynasty, which appears to be rape and helpless, which appears to be rape.

Unknown_02: Oh, there's more.

Unknown_02: scary and twisted horror short film cupcake horror short film which also appears both of these appear to have some kind of rape to them so the zoomies figured out that this lady uh oh you can't see here we go there's the rape my chat's like this josh josh i can't see the rape rape josh you promised us rape where is the rape here's the rape

Unknown_02: So I guess she's, I don't know if she's into this. I don't know what, what psychological role she's playing. I don't know why her account name is zoo phobia. Uh, if you were to interpret this literally as a Greek word, it would mean fear of animals. Um, but maybe it's a zoophilia phobia, uh, a fear of zoo of people have attracted to animals. I'm not sure. There's a lot of questions here. There's a lot of question marks. There's probably a thousand question marks in the end of everything that I say in regards to the Vivzi pop, but.

1:32:10
Unknown_02: The font is irate. Come on, God, the real crime here is the type faith. Come on, come on, come on.

1:32:47
Unknown_02: Sorry, sorry, divzy pop chai. The soft first sunlight has outed you as being a weirdo.

Unknown_02: Um, anything else here on Twitter meltdowns?

Unknown_03: Oh, I'm wrong. Okay.

Unknown_02: Is this, okay, correct? Oh no. Okay. No, I'm not wrong. This is Vivzi. But they also got into trouble because they hired that male to female pooner, um, for the, the has been hotel animation production team. And the pooner also had like a rape fetish. So both the pooner and Vivzi have like a rape fetish and it's now public and they're getting lots of shit for it.

1:33:26
Unknown_02: I don't know what's wrong with these people. Um, I guess everyone in the creative industries is mentally unwell.

Unknown_02: and the show sucks, which is the biggest crime.

Unknown_02: People have proven that if you are funny, you can get away with anything, but if you're not funny, you can't get away with shit. There's another saying, there's a more professional way to put this. When the business is hot, you can do no wrong. When the business is cold, you can do no right. Kind of like that, but in general society. If you're funny, people will tolerate you being a creepy rapist. I mean, it's a woman, right? So I guess...

1:34:01
Unknown_02: being into rape, that's not as offensive, I guess.

Unknown_10: I don't know.

Unknown_02: We live in a society. That's a very true. Thank you. Enemy. My boy. What do you, it's like a Brazilian anime. What can I, what is that? What is that caught my attention?

1:34:33
Unknown_02: It's a, it's not an anime. I'm wrong. It is a dog wearing a, uh,

Unknown_02: I forget the word of it. I've literally forgotten this word that I definitely know that I own. I have one of these. Ushanka. How could I forget that? It's wearing an ushanka and that appears to be the Brazilian flag in the background.

Unknown_02: No anime.

Unknown_02: Uh, cool. Oh, and Patrick. Okay. Here's, here's a revelation that nobody was ready for. People were shocked at this. Shocked and appalled. Uh, Michael Malice, who is the,

1:35:05
Unknown_02: I want to say he is like really high up at Fox News. Let me check that before I say something really stupid. I like the last name Malice. Is that a real name? Was he born Michael Malice? No, he was born Michael Kreshmer, which sounds Oh, from Lviv, Ukrainian SSR, Soviet Union. He is Jewish for sure. There's no way he's not Jewish. Jewish heritage. It's way cheap.

Unknown_02: He changed his name from Kreshna to Malice. That's an interesting choice. Can I change my name? My name is already too cool though.

1:35:39
Unknown_02: My name is, uh, is moon. That's already like a fake name. People think my name is fake. What can I change it to? Josh bad guy.

Unknown_02: Josh.

Unknown_02: Moonler Potter.

Unknown_02: I know. I know.

Unknown_03: Don't give me ideas.

Unknown_03: Jump. That's right. It's a good name.

1:36:11
Unknown_02: Um, interesting. Okay. What was his job though? He was like in Fox, right?

Unknown_02: Oh yeah, it is. Okay. 2019 months to the regular guest on Fox news.

Unknown_02: The ghostwriter for Fox News, okay, that's what he is The reason why I bring up mr. Cashmer aka mr. Malice is that he has Taken up a rather unique verbal tick Written verbal tick I should explain

1:36:45
Unknown_02: Michael Malice on Zitter says.

Unknown_02: This is a Zitter post, but this is actually LoL Cal related. I did not find this on Zitter, it was posted on Community Happenings. He says on Zitter, I am finding it hard to reconcile how little damage Trump did to the deep state, not to mention exploding the federal budget, with how heavily his opponents are trying to keep him from getting elected again. There's either two more fractions here, or someone is playing 4D chess.

Unknown_02: Roman Kermit replies, midwet alert. And Michael Malice says, that's not what that means.

Unknown_02: Penny Meatloaf replies saying, I decide what words mean, child.

1:37:21
Unknown_02: It's Michael Malice, ghostwriter for Fox news and a political commentator with how many, how many followers? 681,000 followers says,

Unknown_02: You have been instructed thousands of times to not reply to my Twitter. Enjoy prison."

Unknown_02: Which brings us to an irreconcilable fact that this person, who is famous, who is an actual contributor to Fox News, who has almost a million followers on Twitter,

Unknown_02: is a Pat poster. He reads about Patrick S. Tomlinson. He enjoys the writings of Patrick S. Tomlinson. And in his own time, on his own leisure, he will Pat post to the enjoyment of his followers, because they will also apparently know who this is. Now look, you can see down there, Renfree.

1:37:59
Unknown_02: Rent free, child!

Unknown_02: Yes, child, you live rent free thanks to Mama Lynn's generosity. We don't rent anything and have never taken a penny from Mama Lynn. Stalker, enjoy prison. He's down there. He's actually in there doing this.

1:38:37
Unknown_02: He's so silly. Why is he like this? He literally has like a unique psychology. I've never seen anyone before. You asked to reply to every single fucking thing ever said about him on Twitter.

Unknown_03: That's great.

Unknown_03: That's funny. I didn't actually see that when I was going through my notes.

Unknown_02: The stalker Bruce. Yeah.

1:39:09
Unknown_02: um there's a little bit more okay let's uh you know what i'll reorder this i'll talk about ralph first um i'm not actually up to date with my ralph lore so i'm going to read this post uh blind grandma to get my notes together this is a last minute addition

Unknown_02: Ralph is auctioning his sobriety, according to Pork Wellington, and Chad isn't happy. Ralph originally had to deal with the pay pig, $50 and he'd take a shot. Ralph got the $50, did not have alcohol on hand, and thought he could dance it off to some song. Pay Pig wasn't happy with that. Ralph said I haven't taken that many Xanax today and so I would take one bar that wouldn't hurt. Chad overwhelmingly did not want him to take pills. Ralph decided to Jew the pay pig further. The pay pig pays an additional $75.

1:39:57
Unknown_02: and Ralph will go to the liquor store and take a shot on stream when he gets back. If the pay pig didn't pay the additional $75, he was not going to take the original shot. So basically he'd scam the guy out of $50.

Unknown_02: Chat isn't happy. Austin a bear says the pills fuck you up.

Unknown_02: Um, you lied. The one says the funk is when you drink dude. Leviathan one six three says, no, you need alcohol in hand before donors otherwise scam.

Unknown_02: Keurig says, we doing shot shows now. And Yulaw, the one says, no one wants to see you drunk, dude. The show is way better when you are sober. Straight fucking ace. Black guy shrugging emoji. Last advice. Uh, this is Ralph holding up his Xanny box.

1:40:31
Unknown_02: Or piss Alper. I don't know if that is I guess that Xanax and also showing the swear swear swear vo Dictionary says I do everything here my legal prescriptions and they do encourage me to wash them down left now never change so Ralph officially off the wagon

1:41:10
Unknown_02: Now he could take this and look at this and say, man, I'm off the wagon. Let me just stay off the wagon. So much nicer to be drunk and high off the wagon. And after all, I got them women and the family coats fucking with me and shit.

Unknown_02: But you could get back on the wagon. It's like Sisyphus shot. Yeah. Oh, Boulder roll downhill. What do I do? Oh, I guess I'll just drink and get high and stay at the bottom of the mountain. Never roll the Boulder up the hill again. Oh, possible.

Unknown_02: He's something for Elaine. Oh, that's right. He was going to make Elaine. Oh fuck. I forgot. There's a, let me make sure that this picture is safe for work. Cause I don't know.

1:41:44
Unknown_02: Um, what to expect with this one second. Now that you remind me, apparently he wants to make Elaine his, um, his number two, like his co-host, which I'm all for. I think that would be a great addition. I think that's a great, that's a wonderful idea actually.

Unknown_02: Um,

Unknown_02: Okay, hold on, I'm pulling this up, you know how the forum is.

1:42:19
Unknown_02: So these pictures got posted by Godwinson. It's been so long since I've talked about Godwinson, there's a good chance that the majority of people listening to this don't know who he is. So in brief, back in the day, in the primitive dawn of the sector, which would be, it's dead now, but it includes Ethan Ralph and a bunch of A-logs around him.

Unknown_02: Godwinson was one of the weirdest in the sector. He was British. His family is wealthy. Um, he was also like the cleanest and kind of like the most well put together of them.

1:42:53
Unknown_02: He was young, um, kind of like high energy, uh, funny. He had, he had like his own inventive way of, of talking and, and putting on a show and would always, he had very strict rules for how.

Unknown_02: stream should be done. He called it the keynote dogma of 2007 which is like a cinema reference like he could only create videos in a way that was compliant with like how people did YouTube videos in 2007.

Unknown_02: So he would always like record with his phone or some shit.

1:43:31
Unknown_02: Um, anyways, so he was like a weirdo and he would a log the fuck out of Ralph. He always switches sides and does weird shit. And he also hates me and calls me a pedophile constantly. Uh, but at some point he got interested in a lane lane. Oh my God. If I was in her, if I tried to explain all of this, I will never finish the stream. Elaine was.

Unknown_02: Lane got in. Oh my God. This is such a fucked up story. I can't believe it. Okay. Try to explain this.

Unknown_02: Elaine had a thread on lolcalfarm, which is an image board. This is true. I don't think a lot of people even know any of this, so I'll just explain it, because I don't talk about these people. But now it's becoming more and more unavoidable, because Elaine has somehow managed to get Ralph to make her co-host, and Godwinson has fucked her, or allowed her to give him a blowjob, depending on the story. So just to summarize this.

1:44:09
Unknown_02: Elaine had a thread on Lolcow Farm, an anonymous image board for women to shit-talk women. She had an Instagram account where she would post pictures of herself holding bougie shit, talking about how rich she was and how famous she was. And this was very peculiar behavior, so the women of Lolcow Farm made fun of her, as women do.

1:44:45
Unknown_02: Elaine threatened the host of lolcalfarm. However, Elaine is not good at computers, so she got mixed up and sent an email to me, the admin of the Kiwi Farms, demanding that I delete her thread on lolcalfarm, not understanding that I don't run lolcalfarm.

Unknown_02: So as a result of this she becomes belligerent and I end up basically porting her kiwi farms or her locale farm thread to kiwi farms. I'm the author of her post for this reason because she directly sent me an email about herself.

1:45:19
Unknown_02: She then becomes a member of the forum. She falsely alleges that she's underage and that there are pictures of her of being underage on the site. There are not.

Unknown_02: and then she decides that she's not gonna take this sitting down and tries to Get the Kiwi farms in trouble starts complaining to hosts at some point she meets up with Vordrack who was one of the first people to try to Start the platform in the Kiwi farms to try and solicit his help and taking us down or something I don't know there's picture of them together and then

1:45:59
Unknown_02: She declares herself the troll cow because she's not a lol cow. She's a troll. She's a lol cow that trolls back. So she's a troll cow. It's like the official logic behind her username troll cow now.

Unknown_02: But she is I believe she's low IQ and so when these people realize that there's a woman who's intimately involved in the Kiwi farms troll troll saga She gets corralled into this off-site discord, and I swear to God. There's a guy

Unknown_02: who is trolling her, telling her that he is me and that we're having a secret relationship. And he asked her to cut my name into her thighs and then tries to goad her into flying out to Belgrade to meet me. I've never spoken to her directly after our original email change. Everything that I've ever said about her has been public.

1:46:42
Unknown_02: This all gets published online.

Unknown_02: She denies that it's her, she's claimed variously that it wasn't her, that it's AI generated, that it's an actress that she paid, and then I think she's recently admitted that it's her. There's also pee-pee tapes of this.

Unknown_02: And at some point she hooks up with Godwinson, here they are together, and Godwinson says that she was only allowed to give him a blowjob, and that he would never have sex with her.

1:47:26
Unknown_02: And now she's going to Mexico to live with Ralph. Eventually, that's the next chapter. That hasn't happened yet. I'm just letting you know what's going to happen. She's going to go to Mexico and live with Ralph. Because if that happens and I can't help but talk about her, because then she'll be intertwined with Ralph, who, of course, I will talk about regardless of what happens.

Unknown_02: So that's how that works.

Unknown_02: I think I've avoided talking about this for years because I'm involved and I've always believed that she's a danger to herself and others and if she were to like do something to hurt herself I want to make sure that my hands are as clean of this mess as humanly fucking possible. Um, something that I just can't avoid if she were to live in Mexico with Ethan Ralph and maybe also bear his children, then I would have to talk about her. That would be the only way she could force me to talk about her. So I'm just letting you guys know how that works, um, what this is and what the fuck is happening. Cause, uh, I think I've avoided this for a very long time. Uh, it's a real woman.

1:48:03
Unknown_03: Yes.

Unknown_03: Yeah, no, that's, that's Elaine. She's a woman.

Unknown_02: It's kind of funny because I talk I try to talk about things that are like really funny that I can laugh with There's a lot of crazy shit that happens on the forum that I just don't talk about because I don't want to give attention to You only know these stories if you actually post on the Kiwi farms wink wink and hint nudge nudge There's some topics. I simply don't get into because it's just not um

1:48:53
Unknown_02: It's just not a good idea.

Unknown_02: Most of the time, just not a good idea. She currently claims that she also, she like lies a lot about her ancestry. She claims that she's like a billionaire from Israel when she's just like some British woman. And now she's claiming that she lives in Moscow because she really, I, she knows that, okay, this is, Oh God. It sounds so fucking weird when I say it. It sounds like I'm telling a joke. She fervently denies being British because I hate British people. And therefore, if I hate British people and she's British, then I hate her. But she doesn't want me to hate her. So therefore, she's Jewish and or Russian because I've variously at times said I love Israel and also I'm an obvious Slavaboo and I love Eastern European shit. So therefore, uh, she's from Israeli aristocracy and she lives in Moscow because she's half Russian Jewish or some shit.

1:49:26
Unknown_02: That's how it works.

Unknown_02: They've heard not a fucking chance. I just want to let you know, I don't talk to her. I'll never talk to her. Not going to fucking happen. Don't even joke about it. I'm forbidding you chat to even fucking joke about it. I don't want to hear it.

1:50:01
Unknown_02: Not even as a fucking joke.

Unknown_02: All right. Um, and that's the Ralph stuff. Ralph is off the wagon, uh, Elaine. And, and what's really weird is that Godwinson is like such a disappointment because it used to be like, so aloof. It was weird. Cause nobody could like, like could, could, could fuck with him because he, uh, was so out of it. Like, so like he obviously just saw all the arguing online shit as like a spectator sport that he was a part of.

1:50:36
Unknown_02: And now he's like sticking his dick into it, literally sticking his dick into a fucking lunatic.

Unknown_02: It's like, have you lost your fucking mind?

Unknown_02: Why are you doing this? I don't know what's wrong with him. I feel like he's like addicted to crack or some shit. I can believe that. His behavior is best explained by crack cocaine. And speaking of crack cocaine, yeah, it is time for the Bossman Jack update. That's right. First thing a little detour before the bossman Jack Main course, this is a black guy playing a blackjack I don't know this dealer made its rounds and it's funny. So we're gonna watch it The the black guy who's recording this is playing on Apparently his thing is called Randall

1:51:19
Unknown_02: Fan duel. Uh, they have their own live, live dealers and shit, but he's playing blackjack. Uh, he's streaming and he's also talking shit to this guy, like this guy who's just working and he's trying to get them fired for some reason. So the guy that's streaming, this is a total fucking dickhead. Uh, thankfully the, um, the black guy that's dealing claps back at him.

Unknown_08: Fuck that motherfucker.

Unknown_08: He talking about me.

1:51:58
Unknown_08: Getting fired. Who getting fired?

Unknown_08: Yo!

Unknown_08: All bets is closed. Yeah, right.

Unknown_07: It's your last day, buddy.

Unknown_08: Dealership with a seven.

Unknown_08: That's why I got two jobs, if any of it was.

Unknown_08: You up four in the morning playing blackjack, fucking loser.

Unknown_07: Why are you trying to vlog with me?

Unknown_08: Hold on. Facts. Sending that to your manager.

1:52:29
Unknown_02: I don't say this lightly chat, but the guy that's streaming, I don't know who the fuck it is. He is what we call a snitch nigga. This guy fucking dealing hands and shit. And he's, he's giving him shit. He's giving him a hard time. He's like, I'm sending this to yo manager. How about you? How about you send yo ass to jail snitch nigga. Okay. Fuck you. I hope they didn't fire this guy. Chances are he probably did get fired. That's just how that shit is. But fuck him. Like cunt.

1:53:05
Unknown_02: Anyone who harasses people in the service industry, be it blackjack dealers or waitresses or fast food employees or like janitors and shit, anyone who harasses service workers, I strongly believe

Unknown_02: that we should routinely, like for small petty shit, like harassment or littering, we should rigorously enforce penalties that involve having to do service industry to the standards of that job.

Unknown_02: There was a, I think I read this one stream. There was an article I read where a woman in Florida like flew or threw a Chipotle burrito at like the employee.

1:53:53
Unknown_02: And she reached an agreement, a sentencing agreement with the court. And the judge allowed them to enter a plea deal that required her to work like 80 hours for sort of like two full weeks at a Chipotle.

Unknown_02: and so she could feel what it's like to work at fast food. I think that we should do that with lots of stuff. Oh, you littered? You threw a trash bag on the side of the road? That's 20, 40 hours picking up trash on the highway. I think if you do that, people would have a greater appreciation for the menial tasks required to keep society clean and functional.

1:54:31
Unknown_02: This guy should be for either if this fucking streamer was forced to play blackjack for a week doing these these eight hour shifts just sitting there dealing cards all day. He would have a sudden appreciation for the people doing the work.

Unknown_02: That's what I think, John. However, let us not dilly dally.

Unknown_02: Our boy, Bossman Jack, where's the video of this?

Unknown_02: I know there's a fucking video of this. Oh, here we go. No, this isn't it.

Unknown_02: He played it on stream like 8 million fucking times.

Unknown_03: How do they not have this?

Unknown_03: So this one, he won't be losing in it. Yeah. Where's the video of him actually winning?

1:55:10
Unknown_03: I'll play this as a compensation or a compensationary prize. Assuming it wants to load.

Unknown_03: You may not.

Unknown_02: Here, I'll ask the keynote chat.

Unknown_02: Lee. Oh wait, no, I forgot. I forgot. The reason why I don't have a video of this is because he didn't stream it. He, um,

Unknown_02: He, yeah, he won, he won like, oh, he won, okay, he won like $27,000 and it was like off a 1,000 times hit on a $24 Plinko ball or something. It's literally Plinko. He's playing that carnival game where you like drop a thing and it bounces down the middle and always lands on the sitter. Basically, he's playing that.

1:55:53
Unknown_02: He hasn't lost it all yet. He's um, I think he's way down, but he's mostly gambling off stream. I don't know why. I don't know why he's, he's, he's not streaming it. Uh, I guess cause he's, he knows he's going to lose and he doesn't want people to make fun of him.

1:56:34
Unknown_02: I like it when he dances. It's funny. It's funny to me, Chad. He's been looking at Honda civics. He's going to buy a Honda civic finally. I mean, he's going to lose it all, but he's, he's really eyeing the Honda civic.

Unknown_02: Oh, he, Oh yeah. He got, Oh, Oh yeah. That's right. Okay. So

Unknown_02: The way it works is that there's a statutory limit, a federal limit in the United States for how much money he's allowed to deposit per day. And he does this weird thing where he withdraws money because he's like, Oh, I'm going to cash out. I'm going to take that money home. I'll put that in the bank. So he cashes out and then throughout the day he precipitously loses it. So he keeps re-depotting. So even though he doesn't put any money in to begin with, he'll lose all of his money and then he'll win big and then start withdrawing it and then re-depot it all back in. And then he hits that $10,000 limit. Well, obviously when he has $27,000 to lose and he's re-depotting it all,

1:57:06
Unknown_02: He'll hit that $10,000 a day limit. And you can't expect my boy boss, man, Jack to be satisfied losing only $10,000 in one day.

1:57:43
Unknown_02: when he's got $17,000 more dollars in the bank to go. So he'll start putting that money into other casinos. Well, that's against the rules of his sponsorship. If Stake finds him putting money into other casino wallets, he will lose his sponsorship, which is $1,800 a fucking week. That's a lot of money. That's more than most people make as a job. So he doesn't want to lose that because that's his playing money. Uh, so he, he deposited into other casinos and then just, he just gambles off stream as opposed to one stream.

Unknown_02: That's how he works. That's my boy. I think he's in the process of losing it right now.

1:58:15
Unknown_03: I don't think he's lost it all right now.

Unknown_03: All right. Um, let us, we got a Reddit boost.

Unknown_02: This is in Our Legal Advice UK, from you, Machine Haunting 3343. He says, Police have seized my wife's laptop after one of her friends discovered and reported my wife's modded version of Skyrim. Location, England. My wife left her laptop on a party at a friend's house. One of her friends apparently booted up Skyrim and he discovered that my wife has installed quite a few NSFW mods on it.

1:58:50
Unknown_02: This includes non-human enemies, such as wolves, attempting to non-consensually mate with the player. The police seized her laptop two days ago, and this morning she has received a request to attend an interview at the station. They have advised that her laptop will likely not be returned to her until mid-2025, but if she complies with the investigation, it may expedite the process. Should she attend this interview? Is it okay for me to go with her to offer support? My wife has quite a few unusual fetishes, but these arise from childhood trauma, so I usually just let her do her thing. Additionally, the friend who found the Skyrim wolf stuff has been posting about it on Facebook, TikTok, Twitter, and emailing my wife's employer, who he doesn't seem to realize is another relative who doesn't give a shit. Is there any action that can be taken against this individual?

1:59:33
Unknown_02: He clarifies in the comments that the wife rejected his advances at the party. So he is doing this as a form of retribution Fascinating they can just take your shit request an interview hold your stuff hostage for the process of getting the interview from you and

2:00:05
Unknown_02: She should attend the interview. Failure to attend could result in an arrest. She needs to seek professional legal advice. If she wants to do this privately in advance of the interview, she can. The advantage being she may be better prepared, but there may also be a fee to pay. So it's just so crazy to me. The UK legal system, they take your shit on suspicion of a crime being committed based off the word of some guy at a party. They, they find that you have wolf rape, uh, video game mods on your computer. They then politely ask you to attend a voluntary interview, but you may be arrested if you do attend or if you do not attend. You can pay money privately for a solicitor in advance of the interview, but the solicitor will not be present at the interview and he can only just give you advice for what to say.

2:00:52
Unknown_02: It's like, what, how does this country exist? I literally, I, it is unfathomable to me that Hitler just didn't roll them up in a blanket. You know what I mean? Like, how does a country like this exist? How did it not get bombed into oblivion? How did it not get like torn apart? How does it exist? I don't understand. It's truly a disgusting country.

2:01:35
Unknown_03: Imagine being British. British?

Unknown_02: content. My wife has modded the game to have much more realistic graphics.

Unknown_02: It's not an essential book, probably full personal glance.

Unknown_02: I wonder if he has like kids stuff on it because he's right. Like what is wolf sex illegal in the UK is like digital bestiality like a crime.

Unknown_02: I can only imagine that it has like kids stuff on it. You can have like a child character or some shit. It's the only thing that would make sense for it being a crime.

2:02:07
Unknown_03: Cool. Fascinating.

Unknown_03: British. All right.

Unknown_02: Cool. We did it. We did it without any news. Really? All right. We're reading a bunch of zitter poosts.

Unknown_02: I just covered the little cow stuff. If you have any requests for stuff to be covered on mad at the internet, you should poost in the mad at the internet thread or send me an email. I do read my emails. Um,

2:02:40
Unknown_02: My email is very short and memorable. It's Matt at the internet at proton mail.com. You want to, uh, suggest things to talk about?

Unknown_02: Pull up the mod. No, no Rikita. Um, the only Rikita stuff I can think of is that as a concert, Oh, this is a funny story. Um, so a long time ago, Rikita.

Unknown_02: And I and coach red pill were all friends. I was living in Ukraine at the time. We were talking about taking the trans Siberian railway from Odessa to Kiev, to, uh, Moscow across the barren waste of Russia down to Vladivostok and then down to Beijing. Uh, this was the, we're going to film it and stuff never happened.

2:03:12
Unknown_02: At the time coach was also authoring a book called Wilshire Boulevard, which became a big meme in the sector because he wrote it. He had a first draft. He sent it to three different people to be reviewed. And one of those was Nick Ricada and coach had apparently asked, uh, Ricada for, uh, completely honest criticism.

2:03:57
Unknown_02: I recently heard Rikeda retell this, so his retelling might be influencing my memory of this.

Unknown_02: But I mean, his critique was just that it wasn't very good. And in particular, the women characters in Wilshire Boulevard, according to Rikeda, were all written in such a way that they were like disgusting horse lot monsters. They were all like sociopath, vindictive cunts.

Unknown_02: And Rikeda said that that was off-putting and it just felt very amateurish. So, um, as a result of him talking about this book, uh, in front of his audience, coach never released Wilshire Boulevard. And, uh, Rakeda, according to the other two people who had a review copy of the book, they deleted it since. And Rakeda may be the only person that has any copy of Wilshire Boulevard.

2:04:34
Unknown_02: so

Unknown_02: Did like a thing where he talked about how he might might be able to find a copy of it and how funny it was I Don't know if maybe they'll find it and finally release it. I I have a feeling that it's probably not Super funny I can I know I don't think it'll be like a ridiculous You know shit ridiculously shitty book that you can read page after page and it'll be funny like Russell Greer or whatever

2:05:12
Unknown_02: So who knows they're looking for the hunt for Wilshire Boulevard is on What JF still has it he should release it then?

Unknown_02: Who are the three people that got the review copy it was Rikada JF was it Godwinson that also got it because Godwinson and and and Coach were friends at some point. I think Was it Godwinson? He lost it

Unknown_03: Yeah, I mean, JF should release him then. Why would you not? I guess he's too busy fucking with Elaine.

2:05:57
Unknown_02: No, sorry.

Unknown_02: JF is the one fucking playing. JF killed. He's too busy. He's too busy covering up the perfect crime. Sorry, I'm crossing wires in my brain. We're getting to that point in the stream where I'm just starting to fall apart. My brain's turning to mush in real time. Yeah, Coach was dead, so he can't object. We need this as his obituary, his final work, his greatest masterpiece, Wilshire Boulevard.

2:06:29
Unknown_02: it belongs to us the sector okay it belongs to all of us all right on that note let us uh read some super berries oh that's not good oh oh sorry i don't oh i did not mean to blind you i mean to murder half my audience reading this listen to this in a dark room

Unknown_02: All right, let's see.

2:07:04
Unknown_02: Dashboard Floyd State for once is one know how I have why I have two hands, one for Yahweh and one for Azazel, one for Yahweh and one for Azazel, one for Yahweh and one for Azazel over and over again. I don't know what that means at all. I apologize, but thank you. Sox skunk funk for one says you even announced the stream late. You are a true visionary.

Unknown_02: Listen.

Unknown_02: I don't have a very organized brain. I do my best.

Unknown_02: Casting couch crab for tens of salutations. Dr. Moon, I am changing crab of the day to invertebrate of the day. Invertebrate of the day is the yellow spotted flatworm.

Unknown_03: Um, that's a weird looking thing.

2:07:47
Unknown_02: It's also known as the thigh is a no zoom Negro papillosum. I will put this on the screen for everybody to enjoy. It's a very ugly animal.

Unknown_02: Uh, was there a second part to that? No. Thank you. Casting camera. Coal coal for two says my grandfather died. We found his vintage silver coin in his house or this vintage silver coin and says, okay, let's see this.

Unknown_02: It's an image or link could be anything. Yes. I'm over 18. I don't know why. Oh, it's just a Morgan dollar.

2:08:27
Unknown_02: Those are kind of, I mean, they're not like super common, but they're not difficult to acquire. They were the standard dollar for a very long time. It's the reverse photo quality.

Unknown_03: Is it on the other side? 1880.

Unknown_02: That's an old coin.

Unknown_02: Very nice. Good find and pretty good condition. You can still see a lot of the details on the face. Uh, no, that is good. That's a good copy.

Unknown_02: A little bit worn, just a little bit though.

Unknown_02: Congratulations, my friend.

Unknown_02: Check and see if it's like a rare release. If not, it's only worth a little bit more than the silver value, I think.

2:09:04
Unknown_02: Roxanne Wolf says, Bark, bark, the $5 bark tax. Thank you, Roxanne Wolf, I appreciate it. Soup choker for five says, hello, Josh. I'm catching up on streams while at the gym. I forgot if the dog debate was settled, but here's my vote. And there is a Twitter post. It just keeps needing to go on. I'm sorry that half of the archive is like gone. I haven't, I'm so far behind on the archive. It gives me dread just thinking about it.

Unknown_02: Um, this is that our post says the Boers away is a perfect horse for a goblin. It's a little bit mean. They're not that bad.

2:09:41
Unknown_02: Just a little bit weird looking, just a little weird. That's a very rambunctious. It wouldn't be a good pet for me.

Unknown_02: Holy hell for two says, hope you're having a good week, Josh. You are my nibble. I've been completely snowed in, but it's okay because it's cozy, dude. I saw that. It's like negative 70 in Montana. Like good fucking luck out there. Jesus. I don't know. I don't, I don't know what, I don't think I've ever been in like below zero temperatures. I want to say in Ukraine and got pretty cold. I never got to like below zero while I was there.

2:10:14
Unknown_02: I don't know what the fuck I can't even imagine what the negative 70 feels like and I guess you just die, right? You just die.

Unknown_03: What does it feel like to be a negative 70? Um.

Unknown_03: Feels cold, buddy.

Unknown_02: Yeah, I imagine so.

Unknown_02: Avoduct for one says it has been 215 days since Mama J.F. was last seen by Jean-Francois Gopay, who left her dead or for dead in the Canadian wilderness. That's assuming that he didn't kill her himself, which I am more leaning towards.

2:10:55
Unknown_02: Thank you, Jack, for 50 says, Take a look at this video for the first two minutes, taking a huge gamble because this could either be very funny or unfunny.

Unknown_02: Um, okay. This is a $50 super chat. I guess I have an obligation. This is a odyssey link to YouTube streamer news, and he wants me to watch two minutes of this. So I will subject myself to at most two minutes.

Unknown_06: A man claiming to be Josh Moen, owner of Kiwi Farms, made an apparent appearance on streamer Cosmic Kitty's panel today. Kiwi Farms' connection to several controversies and harassment campaigns has caused the forum to be blocked by internet service providers or refused service by companies.

2:11:35
Unknown_04: Uh, hey, hey Kitty, long time no speak.

Unknown_04: Hello? Kitty, you won. My website has been tattered and torn to shreds and I haven't been able to put up my hate form for a very long time.

Unknown_04: Why did you do that to me?

Unknown_04: Kitty, why did you take my website down? Why won't you let me put it back up? I can't get my website back on the clarinet to save my life. Can I get some kind of an apology, please? For what? Kitty, are you even listening to me right now? I'm burning my heart and my soul. What is this? I just want my website back on the internet.

2:12:09
Unknown_02: Well, I can't help that. I don't... I don't... Jack, did you make this? No, it's up to them.

Unknown_04: You swore to take down my website, and you did it somehow. I think you used, like, telekinetic powers or something, but you took it down.

Unknown_04: Well, you'll have to be more pleasant on another one, then. But I'm a bitter little man. I'm fat, and I live in the Siberian wilderness.

Unknown_04: I can't be very pleasant. Have you heard my voice? Yeah.

Unknown_00: Is this all you've got to say?

2:12:40
Unknown_04: I'm literally, I'm on my knees, I'm begging Kitty. I'll do anything. I'll do anything. What's it going to take for you to stop your telekinetic powers of taking my website off the internet? What do I have to do?

Unknown_04: Will you be my girlfriend, Kitty? What do you say? So where's your friends? Who are these people? That's my question. I don't have any friends. I'm the owner of Kiwi Farms. I'm a very unlikable character. I'm a very unlikable character, Kitty. Oh, so am I.

Unknown_04: Join the club.

Unknown_04: Can we be friends? What do you say? We'll take down the trolls together, kitty. Me and you. Hand in hand.

2:13:14
Unknown_03: What is this? It's like all it's all like AI generated news reports with I don't know.

Unknown_03: Cosmic Kitty Black Magic.

Unknown_03: I am.

Unknown_03: Is this the Tranny voice?

Unknown_03: I had a jar.

Unknown_02: Oh good lord, is this a woman? I had a jar and I filled all these dickheads pictures, faces, names and put them in there.

2:14:01
Unknown_02: This woman legitimately looks like a mythical creature. This is like a Shrek. This is like a Shrek ogre.

Unknown_02: It's very, I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you sent me. I don't know how you even found this unless you made, I assumed that you made this, but I have no idea what it is.

Unknown_02: Truly bizarre.

Unknown_02: Anime for five says most esteemed and venerable Kiwi daimo if Vivek is the VP Does that make Trump so the sill who is al malexia? This is an anime reference? Neighbor you know, everyone says yes, you know, we support your war on goy. Thank you neighbor. You know, I appreciate your support Forsaken wanderer for tenses does careful to use she her pronouns and piss off the rainbow cult further does he use he him pronouns and risk suffering the wrath of the sansha demon tulip Definitely if you're if you're gonna talk to Chris you have to say she her Judy tester for two says the bright side of the Keffel's quick interview being pre-recorded is that you can play Keffel's part at 2x speed so it sounds like normal instead of sound like this be of a normal person talking

2:14:41
Unknown_02: No matter what you do to couples, it will never sound like a normal person talking based or anything for two says I got an ad for Nance Tate's chorus. Oh, for Nance Tate's, Andrew Tate's course on Rumble before stream. Pretty cringe rumble. Here's your supper, pal. Well, they got to accept advertising, I guess. I can't believe that. It's really pathetic.

2:15:18
Unknown_02: The president of Nintendo for five says a Shiva in you ran gyromite at a GDQ this morning. If you haven't seen it, you should check it out. It was very cute. I don't know that has a, has a dog play a video game.

Unknown_02: Sorry. I don't know what this means.

2:15:52
Unknown_02: Stalker child enjoy prison for two says and you don't and just say and you just know That twitch employee was bragging about his co-workers firing and his part in it in that post Goes to show one should not take victory laps when it comes to bite you in the end. Oh He I mean literally took a picture of himself smiling post Yeah

Unknown_02: I call call for 10 says I paid your fee. I think you need a clip to cheer you up. I hope the judge in your cases ends up being the space. Okay, let's take a look. Hopefully there's no fucking weird kiddie. I want to be enlightened. It was a mistake and they're delayed by Michael Wagner.

Unknown_09: He caused her to have her driver's license suspended for nothing. So are you going to null-pross that case, or am I going to get mad at you today?

2:16:40
Unknown_00: Perhaps you can get mad at me, Your Honor, but at this point... Why won't you... Wait a minute.

Unknown_09: Do you hear the uncontroverted testimony of this officer?

Unknown_00: Your Honor...

Unknown_09: Then I want you to take him up on perjury.

Unknown_00: Your Honor.

Unknown_09: Will you take him up for perjury?

Unknown_00: He admitted it was a mistake, Your Honor.

Unknown_09: No, but he lied. He lied on a sworn citation.

Unknown_00: Absolutely not, Your Honor, and that is not true.

Unknown_09: I'm dismissing. I'm dismissing.

Unknown_09: I am dismissing this charge. No, I'm dismissing the charge. This whole case was fishy and I have no idea how to, you know what I'm granting.

2:17:17
Unknown_00: I am. I am rescinding the sentence.

Unknown_09: You're done. Motion J.O.A. is great.

Unknown_13: And you're not going to provide a written order on that?

Unknown_09: Nope. You want to feel me?

Unknown_02: I imagine he's not very pleased that she's speaking over him.

Unknown_02: Yeah, but if you argue with, yeah, she's very lucky that he didn't say hold her in contempt of court. Cause that's very ballsy to do that. Just fucking talk over him like that shit.

2:17:48
Unknown_02: She's just pissy that that hurts her, her record, that she prosecuted something in loss. And I'm like, Oh, I'm a prosecuting attorney. This can't happen to me.

Unknown_03: District attorney, a piece of shit.

Unknown_02: That's probably an elected judge. I think Florida has elected judges. You can only get judges like that in states that are democratically elected judges because they don't give a fuck. They don't have to play nice with all the DAs and shit because that's probably his last year. He's retiring. He looked old. He doesn't want to run for election again. Fuck that. Fuck you, bitch.

2:18:25
Unknown_02: Women, every time I don't remember, or no, if you remember the DA from the Rittenhouse case, but he also was a huge dickhead like that and spoke over the judge. It was amazingly, he didn't get held in contempt. The judge threatened him at some point. I remember that very clearly.

Unknown_02: Gally griper for 10 says, first time catching the lives and starting a full-time job. Hope you're doing well. Also shout out to my actual real wife, DJ from the elder schools, five Skyrim.

Unknown_02: Well, unfortunately, in some alternate universes, your waifu is being raped by a bear.

Unknown_02: Congratulations on getting a job, Mr. Griper. I appreciate it. Appreciate the $10 reduce.

Unknown_02: Space Alien for $20, or Space Alan. I always say that it's Space Alien, but it's Space Alan for $20 says, I never know what to write here. I enjoy these streams. Thank you very much. That's all you need to say, my friend. All you need to say.

2:19:06
Unknown_02: Action Johnny for $10 says action. Thank you. Action Johnny. I appreciate it. Supreme for two says this week in weird silver. I found while listening to Maddie, a 2010 Kennedy half from silver mint proof set that somehow found its way into circulation. That is extremely strange.

Unknown_03: Huh?

Unknown_03: Yeah, that's, that's crazy.

2:19:44
Unknown_03: That's a shame because it's a proof.

Unknown_02: It's a silver proof of the coin, but it's, uh, it ended up getting circulated. So it's all scratched to shit. I mean, it's not too bad. That's pretty great. Actually. Good find.

Unknown_02: Wallums for two says met UK law is insane not attending the interview or refusing to answer questions can be used against you in the UK They literally have zero rights and seem to be okay Brits are facing the housing crisis and all hotels are full of third world invaders while Brits go homeless with zero help Well, you know what that's called the good guys lost and they fucking deserve it

2:20:23
Unknown_02: Insensitive zero for one says Christian Keffel's interview came out a few months ago. Okay. Well, I'll watch it later I'll probably talk about it next stream because I don't want to stay up any longer. I would have done it I would have started earlier probably if I had been able to watch it live

Unknown_02: Bromberger for two says thank you for coming to what a burger can take your order. Okay. I have one double bacon Whataburger large fries, dr. Pepper. Okay to just a burgers 1077 please pull forward to the second window I have a feeling that in the u.s. You would not get all that for 1077, but they don't think you'd get that for 1077 back in the day I think phased and clogged Phased ink laga

2:21:10
Unknown_02: phased in clogger for five says good stream as always Mr. Josh Thank you twinkle tard for $100 as sleeping slipping the super chat and well nobody is looking very very secret super chat nobody saw a thing

Unknown_02: red crab for one says just some stupid retard just got some stupid retard just got by order wrong at the what a burger I throw my sandwich at him but the judge says if I did it again I'd have to work there for a week you probably fucking deserve it I don't have to tell you

Unknown_02: Maybe you should have spoke more clearly. Well, you know what? I think you can. I think that you're right. Android Raptor seems to get off on negative attention, but now that she's gone into her thread and talked to people about how much she likes anime,

2:22:08
Unknown_02: This 34 year old roach farmer who likes to stomp on fetuses might be fixable. Good luck, Kronberger. All the luck. Best wishes to you, my friend.

Unknown_02: Real frog God for five says, hello, Jersh. I almost forgot to do frog of the day. The frog of the day is the moss frog. He is so cool. Cool. Let's see what a moss frog looks like.

Unknown_03: Wow. That is crazy.

Unknown_03: Also known as the teloderma corticola. Okay.

2:22:45
Unknown_03: It looks like he's covered in moss, but that's just his froggy skin.

Unknown_02: Can you believe it? You can't even tell. You can't even tell that's a froggy because he's so mossy looking.

Unknown_03: Very cool. Thank you frog God.

Unknown_02: Third world aristocrat for one says maybe I'm going to move to Portland. What's your opinion about there? Where can I find good cheese there? Portland Portland is apparently in a really bad place Every like I brought up living there before and people think like living in Portland's like living in Detroit So I would advise against that Unless you mean Portland, Maine Holy Howl, in which case you'll be murdered by a Stephen King novel. Holy Howl for Two says, I live in South, the South actually. The low today is two and high 17. It's iced all around the country. Sounds magical and wonderful. I don't know what people are complaining about. Finno-HungarianImperialist410 says, it's heavy with a heavy heart they must extend their retraction. For years I've been saying that the underwear party Riketa attended at the gay 90s club was held during a swingers event, night, week, etc. but have checked back through the threads and I cannot nor nearly recall what continued. And Finno-HungarianImperialist415 also says, Evidence I used to make such a determination. Let the record be corrected to reflect that Nick merely visited a gay bar twice over one weekend during their underwear party and karaoke nights respectively. I deeply regret any confusion that may have caused. You're confusing hedonism too with the gay 90s.

2:23:59
Unknown_02: It was, um, he went to hedonism too, lied about going to hedonism too. And there was some confusion because he was not being honest, uh, that he had gone during the swingers week at hedonism too. Um, but there is some contention on if he actually went during the swing swingers week. He says that no, he did not go during the swingers week.

2:24:31
Unknown_03: I've gotten an urgent update.

Unknown_03: Okay. I have more reading to do the legal documents.

Unknown_02: Well, let me mute my system sounds. Okay. Uh, Haramaka says you showed the crab invertebrate of the day today, but most days you won't. What's the policy here? Casting couch grab pays to be seen and validated. You're a bad internet daddy. Do you do better? Josh? I do it when I feel like doing it.

2:25:07
Unknown_02: Um, and on that note, I'm all done. No more super chats, please. Thank you guys for watching. Um, I have a very, very special song picked out. I actually had a different song in mind, um, when I was getting ready, but, uh, something, uh, that I read earlier reminded me of this song. So now we get this song instead. Uh, thank you. See you on Friday. Uh, take it easy and buh-bye.

2:26:00
Unknown_01: Two-step, two-step, two-step. Two-step, two-step, two-step.

Unknown_13: Bright lights keep you clean. Feels like looking at a magazine. You're on the floor. Feels like dancing is the way to go. But if you let her sit up and say, look, sure that you're not

Unknown_13: Let her see the fancy footwork Show her you're the type of guy Two step, two step, two step Two step, two step, two step

2:27:07
Unknown_13: If you let her see that man, say, look, look. I'm sure that you're not that shy. Let her see that man, say, look, look. I'm sure you're the type for her.

Unknown_01: Two-step, two-step, two-step. Two-step, two-step, two-step. Hey, you ever need a guy, a partner for a week?

Unknown_14: You call in my direction and just come and follow me. We'll meet up on the floor and maybe do the twerk. So show me what you got in terms of fancy footwork.

2:27:43
Unknown_00: What? What? What? Two step, two step, two step, two step, two step.