Mad at the Internet (January 2nd, 2024) 2024-01-02

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Unknown_17: Where the fuck is it looping from? I swear to fucking God, I hate people. Oh, it's from... Okay, great, wonderful. We're retaking it, chat. We're retaking it. Because I like that song, and go fuck yourself.

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Unknown_17: Hello, chat. Time marches on endlessly, as it does. And so another year, another time, my Arch Linux has melted down and will no longer load. I don't know what I did. The video drivers are probably broken. They didn't reinstall correctly or something somewhere.

Unknown_17: So I'm on Windows. If there's technical issues, I apologize. I got all my notes ready. I have a whole thing prepared. And then I tried to boot into Windows, or to Arch, and it just says, yeah, everything's working.

Unknown_17: I'm like, okay, great. Show me my desktop.

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Unknown_17: And Arch says, your desktop graphics driver is connected. I'm like, great, okay. So I'm waiting, and it never loads. I tried rebooting, did not fix it. So instead, we'll be on Windows. I am pleased to inform you that for the first time in a long time, I have been enjoying a video game. Someone suggested a free-to-play first-person shooter called The Finals.

Unknown_17: It's by Nexon, which you may be familiar with as the developer for MapleStory. Apparently they're still around, and they put out an Unreal Engine shooter game, and it's really, really good. It's like parkour, but done in a not-shitty way. I don't know how to explain it. It's really fast-paced. I enjoy it a lot.

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Unknown_17: And it's a game that doesn't have like a lot of one-hit kills So which is my biggest frustration in any first-person shooter anytime I get sniped anytime I step on like a claymore and explode I am instantly put into a state of distress and I'm no longer having fun my least favorite thing of all time is in modern warfare if you're a Call of Duty player there's that map with the ship and The cargo container ship in that map. I don't there's so many grenades being flung at all times You basically just slip and fall and it looks like you're just slipping and falling Constantly because you're falling over to grenades and it's like a wet wet cargo container. I hate it Um, so I've actually been enjoying the finalist because even though there's snipers and stuff they can't one-head shot Okay, let me explain my character is a heavy character and I

0:05:09
Unknown_17: They went for that really progressive thing where you can mix and match all the different cosmetics and there's no gender casting. So of course I made my character the beefiest black man to ever exist and I put on a really blonde wig.

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Unknown_17: So it's just a male character but he looks like he's trans.

Unknown_17: I find immense enjoyment out of destroying all the little zoomers that are playing this fucking game.

Unknown_17: As a trans as a transgender character If you do and play this game, I encourage you to make your In play heavy. I do encourage you to make your characters obviously offensively transgender as possible because that's funny to me If the kick okay, listen, I said that I would I Said that I would

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Unknown_17: uh... fix like the spam on kick i have not fixed the spam on kick so if you spam on kick i will just mute you i'm gonna have to janny you and if it's too much i will simply disconnect kick this is how we're gonna do it

Unknown_17: Alright, so, many of you may have seen my zeet, where I complained about how shitty the New Year's countdown was in New York. I actually got up really early and I watched the fucking ball drop. I felt a little bit homesick. I'm like, I wonder what the Amerimuts are doing. So this is what I saw, you ready? I decided to watch the AP stream of the ball drop. So this is what I was staring at. I'm just thinking like,

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Unknown_17: Know that it's convenient Times Square is like a big billboard, but just look just look at all that fucking Advertisements coke ads and shit like this is what you're sitting and watching for like hours, and they're playing imagine some covers I'm gonna imagine so this this was like the last 10 seconds that I saw you can barely even see the fucking ball It doesn't even look like it's moving and the the Kia advertisement sitting on top of this is

Unknown_17: is bigger than the happy new year and the it's literally much it's like twice the size of the 2024 and it's just the kia ad i'm like wow this sucks this is awful however as terrible as my viewing experience of the new york times ball drop was um it appears that everyone else had an even worse viewing experience than me because you guys watched the abc or the nbc uh coverage of it which went like this

0:08:19
Unknown_17: gay kiss sponsored by planet fitness welcome to 2024 this is the very first thing that millions of people in this country saw the very first thing was a gay kiss by sponsored by planet fitness and then after that what comes after the gay kiss

Unknown_17: That's right, Chad. It's 2024. Let's have an interracial, black, male, white, female couple. Dude, the small hats in New York City that were behind the production of this definitely intentionally scanned the audience at the ball drop to try and figure out who they were going to pan in on in 2024, seconds after the ball drops, to make sure that nobody out there is having a good time.

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Unknown_17: So apparently I lucked out by watching the AP News shitty ass, like they're just in the audience. They don't have a stall or anything. They're just like guerrilla shooting it. Some dude with like a phone that's filming it, but some dude with a phone can't orchestrate this bullshit. And you know what I saw? I saw the day after I found this video and

Unknown_17: I realize it really just puts into perspective just how far behind culturally the United States is now. This is China.

0:09:47
Unknown_17: They program drones with lights on them to fly in sequence so that it looks like the dragon of their mythology flying above the sky. It's just a bunch of drones, but they're programmed to fly in perfect sequence so that they look like this. So this is old, I think. Is that what you said? There was even then there was a fucking enormous gold thing that exploded. And that was that was for sure this year. And it's like a huge fireball that lit up the entire skyline. And it's just like, this is how the Chinese celebrate their New Year. This is how the Americans get to celebrate our New Year. And we don't have any choice on it. I think the real one, the one that everyone was actually excited for, was the potato drop in Boys, Idaho. It's like a flaming potato. And there's apparently a ton of fireworks. And I did not buy, after I saw the KN logo,

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Unknown_17: And, uh, this bullshit, I didn't bother to look at the f- I couldn't find a stream for the flaming potato, but... Maybe I should've- should've just saw that instead.

Unknown_17: I don't know, I was just like, there's usually always been like a little bit of a spark, of like a joy, of like the new year.

0:11:06
Unknown_17: I don't know why, I've always really liked the new year. I am kind of getting into the Christmas spirit these days.

Unknown_17: I've always enjoyed New Year's more than than Christmas because it It's just like it's it's a really good period to reflect both on what you've done in the last year and and if you're where you're at, where you want to be, and how far off you are from being where you want to be, and how you're gonna proceed in the next year. It's a really nice, it's really calm, and it's always in winter, and it's in real winter, because Christmas is usually a little bit too early. But then by January, you usually have a true winter setting. It's just like, I don't know, it's a nice, peaceful time. And Auld Lang Syne is one of my, Favorite favorite songs of all time. I don't know why I really enjoy it makes me emotional chat, so I uh I Like New Year's, but I don't know I watch this shit. I'm like this fucking sucks. This is real. This is awful I

0:11:43
Unknown_17: Boys look, I don't know. I don't care. It's an Idaho. You know, it's an Idaho Serial killers, you know how many fucking serial killers there are in Idaho then like the most gruesome Unimaginable fucking human torture experiments have ever been conducted lots. I don't know what it is about, Idaho I would never live there. It scares me Maybe that's how they keep Californians out. The police go back in time and find every horrific true crime story that they can, and they're like, hey, YouTubers, I will pay you Idaho government potato money to do stories about how these people came up to Idaho for their log cabin ski trip, and then they were raped and murdered horrifically. Can you do that?

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Unknown_17: Maybe that's their plan. It's a good idea anyways So I decided that for this stream I don't know if I have enough content to really fill up the entire stream just doing this But I'm gonna do it anyways because it's the New Year's and I enjoy doing my little I think I can put off the news for one stream and just talk about Lol cows so I'm gonna go over my predictions from last year and

Unknown_17: and I'm going to go ahead and compare my notes to what I said and where we're at and what I expect from these people over the next year.

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Unknown_17: Yeah, no hamster. I don't have a New Year's hamster. I don't know what I need. Maybe he would have those really, you know, kitsch 24 2024 like glasses on. I didn't think that far enough ahead, unfortunately. So.

Unknown_17: I'll start with myself, since that's what I'm most familiar with. I apparently said in my last stream I would weigh less than 80 kilograms, which is like, I want to say 180 pounds. That did not happen, for sure. I did lose weight the year before, but over 2023 I did not.

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Unknown_17: I am what's called a stress eater, and when I am working on something, I don't have enough time to cook. I mean, I don't know. I guess you could argue. You definitely, everyone has enough time to cook and exercise, bro, but I did not. I did not work out. I did not cook consistently. I have definitely not lost any weight. I probably have gained weight, but it is what it is, chat.

Unknown_17: I'm not too worried about it.

Unknown_17: I am not going to make a weight loss resolution because those are really cringe. However, I will make a commitment to my chat. This is the year. It is the time.

0:15:00
Unknown_17: to return to the U.S. I'm going to pick a place. It'll be a secret. I'm going to pick a time. It'll be a secret.

Unknown_17: I'm debating if I'm going to record myself in the airport. I'm going to say,

Unknown_17: What's Ralph say? Oh, my arrival is fucking imminent. Let's go. Like this sounds like a good way to get tackled in the international section of like JFK airport or whatever.

Unknown_17: So I'm deliberating on if I'm going to do that, but it's part of my cards. I have to get my affairs in order, but probably going to happen this year.

0:15:35
Unknown_17: I'm the Kentucky too hot.

Unknown_17: For Maddie, I'll break this up into three different segments. I'm debating changing the format. There's two things that I want to do. I did have a prediction.

Unknown_17: My streams will continue to have very poor performance well starting off the new year I can't even get Arch Linux to load someone like a very bare-bones OBX. I'm actually really happy I managed to get my um not going to fucking England. Are you nuts?

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Unknown_17: I'm genuinely afraid if I stepped anywhere in England. I would be immediately arrested upon arrival for some bizarre bizarre law That's not happening so okay my prediction that I would

Unknown_17: community had poor performance is is Justified I've only just got the mount the internet site back up and now I have to go back to the backlogs And get those I still haven't done any of that basically That's a lot of work. It's pretty daunting I should I should commit to doing a better job of archiving my streams when I am like dealing with site stuff because Going through the backlog of weeks of streams. It's like such a huge pain in the ass But that's that's that

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Unknown_17: For the this year. I want to I do want to focus more on like improving my streams and having longer streams I probably will at some point drop back down to one stream of week but but just have it be longer and

Unknown_17: and be more flexible with like impromptu streams because i have a feeling that once i um scout out a place that i want to go to i can adjust my schedule to um be more consistent and not all over the place whereas right now i'm so

0:17:32
Unknown_17: I'm so transient that I really I have a hard enough time keeping down obligations that I have right now so it's it's difficult to to do more, but I do want to do more and I do want to prioritize my streams more because It's it's undoubtedly doing these streams is one of the best things that I've ever done

Unknown_17: It's kind of hard to explain. I was extremely skeptical that the streams would ever have any measure of success.

Unknown_17: However, taking the forum and the bounty of content and never ending

Unknown_17: updates and free help that I get with that, and converting it into a completely separate format that has its own audience and is more palatable to the broader Internet has given me not only

0:18:25
Unknown_17: New audience but like a personal audience as opposed to the Kiwi farms Which is just people trying to use the forum to talk about things that they're interested in people who watch my streams are generally interested in what I'm doing which is It may sound weird, but it is it is different from the forum, which I think a lot of people You know as much as many of them would agree that what's happening to the forum is like a bad thing They just want to post you know what I mean? They're not like

Unknown_17: wholly devoted to the crusade or whatever. They don't really care. So having more people who are interested in the general health of the internet as a whole is a significant advantage to me. So I have considered and I want to

Unknown_17: make my streams better, more consistent, longer, and with more spontaneous streams and other stuff like I used to do in the past.

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Unknown_17: So on that note,

Unknown_17: Um, that's, that's my, my resolution for the streams is to kind of professionalize it a little bit more, put more effort into it because I think that it deserves it.

Unknown_17: Um, and then for the forum itself.

Unknown_17: I'll lump it in with this. I made a prediction that Liz Fong Jones will consent-accident somebody, inshallah. That did not happen.

Unknown_17: Liz Fong Jones did consent-accident the internet, and I don't think I've spoken about this because it happened so recently that I haven't had the opportunity. to really discuss it.

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Unknown_17: But I decided that after, because what happened is that Cogent has been black holing a lot of RIPs on the Kiwi farms. So even with big companies that they have as direct streams, they're doing something that is, I believe, illegal.

Unknown_17: So if an ISP

Unknown_17: wants to stop network traffic to a destination IP that's on their downstream, they have kind of two options for this. Option A is to drop the announcement for the entire subnet, which is arguably something that they can do, depending on their contracts. It would be a civil tort.

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Unknown_17: What Cogent is doing is different, because when you drop an announcement, you drop all the IPs on that, which will be at minimum 256. It's like the entire network is being dropped.

Unknown_17: Cogent is black holing a single IP at a time from networks.

Unknown_17: on big providers that have thousands of IPs. And the only way you can do that, and I'm hoping to explain this as concisely as I possibly can for people who don't understand networking. When you announce a network, the minimum size of the network can be as 256.

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Unknown_17: So when they want to black hole a single IP, they cannot just simply drop an announcement for a single IP. What they do is they announce it themselves, and then they, on their own network, black hole route traffic for that IP to a black hole, which terminates the traffic without announcing that it's unreachable because of them.

Unknown_17: And when you do that when you announce a network on your own that you don't have the rights to announce That is illegal It's the closest thing I can explain is like in a pirate radio station or like a legal ham radio network you're claiming to have the rights to announce a

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Unknown_17: and control this network that you don't have any rights to. And when it comes to BGP, it is a will of trust. And when a big ISP like Cogent says that they have the rights to do something, they have enough clout in the industry to justify that. So arguably what they're doing where they're announcing networks and then black holing specific IP addresses so that they don't have to take action against the host themselves and actually drop them from their network, which would hurt their bottom line,

Unknown_17: They're instead just illegally announcing entire subnets, and very specifically black-calling single IP addresses that are used by the Kiwi farms.

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Unknown_17: So yeah, it's weird. So what I did is I announced, I basically wrote up a mini-guide. It's not done.

Unknown_17: It is a thing and you can find it by going if you go to the Kiwi farms at HK right now And if you type in by the way I try to keep it so that if you type in Kiwi farms net it always redirects you to the site That's that's working right now but if you go to HK and you go to the situation at the very bottom and

Unknown_17: I have written out a guide on how Liz Fong Jones de-platforms our website and how to find very specific technical information about websites that are on the internet. and how to find their network operation centers and how to complain to those service providers. So if there's a website that you don't like, very specifically if it's under Cogent and if it's controversial at all, I've given you pointers on how to send a complaint to that host asking that they be deplatformed.

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Unknown_17: And you might wonder, what's the point of that? Why become an advocate of deplatforming? Well, I'm not an advocate of deplatforming. However, I have a theory that if every service provider in the world starts getting inundated with complaints from Karens of all kinds about all sorts of content, they will eventually reconsider their stance that they should be the censors for the Internet.

0:24:09
Unknown_17: And people have already applied this logic, these lessons of war, that Liz Fong Jones of Honeycomb.io has taught me. We've learned all this information directly from Liz Fong Jones, who perfected this craft.

Unknown_17: And we thank him for that. It's very useful information. So People have of their own free volition. I did not name any names I did not say go after these websites go after this website go after this person a bunch of people decided they would try this this out with what they considered one of the easiest targets they could think of which were all these DIY HRT websites

Unknown_17: which are, in effect, either direct marketplaces or how-to guides on buying illegal black market pharmaceuticals from countries that have loose regulations or are weak states. to control the distribution of such things. And indeed, as it turns out, domain registrars, DNS providers, internet service providers, Cogent in particular, is very helpful in removing all these DIY HRT directory websites from the internet. And they're gonna try to apply this to Reddit, and they're gonna try this to all sorts of websites, using the information that Liz Fong-Jones of Honeycomb has taught them how to do.

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Unknown_17: Now they even have like a little list of all the things that have dropped all their different service providers.

0:25:36
Unknown_17: The one big one that is doing their best to protect these websites is Cloudflare, ironically. However, we all know that Cloudflare is not immune to such things. So I'm curious if maybe, since apparently these things, my streams get heard by people, It is interesting how Cloudflare, who has made many political decisions over the last few years in regards to what content they will and will not provide security services for, has put up a strong line of defense and explicitly stated that they believe that the complaints about these HRT directory websites is abusive, so they're not doing anything about it. So if you're somebody who is interested in or knows a podcaster or entertainer who's interested about these things, Cloudflare is holding up a very strong line of defense for making sure that children can buy with cryptocurrency a legal black market Brazilian bathtub HRT brewed from plastic bags, that there is photographic evidence that sometimes these ampules are

0:26:19
Unknown_17: contaminated with human hair when they arrived in their customer's mailbox in the United States. Pretty interesting stuff, actually.

Unknown_17: So we'll see how that goes. Maybe one day they'll look back on the tidal wave, the complaints that they received from educated tech savvy complainers and think, damn, it was a really bad idea to decide to start meddling in the affairs of the downstreams. And you know what? I kind of blame Cloudflare. for the sensitivity of tier one ISPs. Because back in the day, ISPs were used to getting complaints. I think a lot more people understood how the internet worked, and the internet was a lot smaller, so it was easy to find people to complain to. But when Cloudflare took over and so many small websites had to go under Cloudflare's umbrella to stay afloat because DDoS attacks are so common now, A lot of ISPs just stopped getting complaints, and a significant amount of internet traffic was all going through Cloudflare. And Cloudflare was the one that decided that they were gonna ignore most complaints. So when Cloudflare decided to start kicking people off, and tier one ISPs again had to start dealing with complaints for like the first time in 10 years, they didn't know what to do. And all those people who were like old guard on Cogent and shit are gone now. So that lull where Cloudflare took over the entire internet, and handled all internet related complaints for like 10 years has like reset people's tolerance to annoyance. And they need to be annoyed again to remind them what it's like to be an internet service provider.

0:27:51
Unknown_17: Everybody can help by the way. You only need an email address and a grievance and you can file your complaints too.

0:28:35
Unknown_17: So that's the deal with the Kiwi farms. I think that in 2024. I have a plan as I mentioned I'm waiting on two things and when they happen it will be very funny, and I hope that it will last for a long time Um

Unknown_17: Next chat Pete's you may not remember who Pete's was I has not have not spoken about him in pretty much a full year Because in this this year the Chantal verse moved to Kuwait and her her experience with

0:29:11
Unknown_17: Salah up until the great pee-pee-poo-poo rape scandal of late 2023 has been very boring, very, um, like, pretend, like, tee-hee, I'm so happily married. I'm such a happy person now that I'm married to my beautiful husband, and I love him so much. Tee-hee. You know, I'm, inshallah, I love Allah. Allahu Akbar. No, it's just, like, really fucking boring. But what this really did is it left behind Pete, um, who was Chantal's roommate and ex-boyfriend for a very long time. And when he started streaming on his own to try and make more money, because he was a loser and didn't have a job and Chantal wasn't paying for him anymore because Salah wouldn't let her pay him anymore.

0:29:53
Unknown_17: He had to find himself trying to establish his personality online, and he kind of hinted that he was exploring his gender identity. So I.

Unknown_17: predicted that Pete's would completely and totally fully true now and I also predicted that he would become a sex worker So That did not happen or he did not become a sex worker to the best of my knowledge Okay, but he did fully turn out and let me go back about a year I think I showed you guys the video I

Unknown_17: Okay, here's him in Ottawa pride was this this year August 2022. No, I think he deleted a lot of the videos of him Of him it like in his dress and stuff he got pretty fat he okay so this is him try like at his like in December right before he turned out and

0:30:39
Unknown_17: He shaved his beard.

Unknown_17: He looks like a really fat YMS kinda.

Unknown_17: Then there were some videos, he mostly does video game playthroughs, but there were some periods where he was like wearing a dress and stuff. And I think he's deleted all those videos now because they're really embarrassing.

Unknown_17: And then he played through all the Don't Nod games.

Unknown_17: And now he still calls himself a woman, I think, but his idea of

0:31:29
Unknown_17: Passing is just wearing a spider Gwynn hoodie. I think that's what that is. The pink spider-man is spider Gwynn and having a full goatee and beard and long hair greasy long hair and This is what? I mean, gender identity is in the eye of the beholder, right? So this is what a woman looks like. I think, I think he got offered a job by his brother, but quit because he's too, he's too agoraphobic or something to answer phone calls anymore. So he's done nothing but languish and play video games and probably goon in his goon cave, which is like the upstairs apartment in his mother's retirement community. Um, so that's where he's at right now. Um,

0:32:10
Unknown_17: Oh, this video, I made a special note. This video is perfectly titled because if I sound kind of like he hasn't changed at all in a year, he hasn't. And he says in the title of his video, new year, same me. So let's just pop in at a random spot. He does not move from this position for two and a half hours. So anywhere seems like it'll be a fun space.

Unknown_17: Um, let's see.

0:32:48
Unknown_15: Do I have your permission to fight someone who likes to talk shit about me?

Unknown_15: Depends on who it is and, uh, why they're talking shit.

Unknown_15: I need to- I mean, like, as, you know, to eat on their own, no.

Unknown_17: You don't like just- So what he does, he just does FAQs. People try to- to-

Unknown_17: ponder his enormous globe for important information. And he sits in his chair and goes, Lo, peasants, I will explain to you the mysteries of life to the best of my ability. I will co-explain to you the woke ponderings that you have.

0:33:24
Unknown_17: And that's basically all he does.

Unknown_17: So I predict that Pete's will do nothing.

Unknown_17: Actually, it says here for my notes, 2024, no predictions. Pete's isn't worth any.

Unknown_17: Which sounds pretty fucking ice cold. I can't believe I wrote something so mean, chat. So mean.

Unknown_17: He's already truned out. He's already truned out and he calls himself a woman. He came out, he wore a dress. He says that he identifies as a woman.

Unknown_17: He might become a sex worker in 2024 because that part didn't come true And I'm not taking it off the table because he is very pro sex work, but there you go Keffel's my prediction for Keffel's was a comedic one. I said that Keffel's will D trans now obviously Keffel's Still claims to his facade, but let's consider this critically if we will chat This is

0:34:11
Unknown_17: The Gross, Meaty Flappers of Cathal's.

Unknown_17: Somebody pointed this out in a comment on the Rumble VOD that I left up, and I didn't know this, but when he said it, it reminded me of something, and I realized he was right.

Unknown_17: This is an old picture of Cathal's. The gross meaty flappers that you see are actually silicon augmented flappers. Um, and he had those removed because they were causing him debilitating pain.

0:34:56
Unknown_17: So now he has like deflated meaty flappers, but he still uses this, uh, triple tit bust picture that he has of himself as a stream thumbnails.

Unknown_17: So in a way, C.A.F.F.W.A.L.S. has detransed a little bit by removing the silicon implants. Now you might be thinking, Josh, obviously silicon implants does not make somebody a woman. Yes, that's true. But in a trune's brain, a woman is a bimbo. And when they talk about becoming more of a woman, they talk about becoming a bimbo. and removing implants is actually de-bimblification and therefore de-transitioning in a way. Now don't tell me that I'm coping or sneezing, okay, because I'm not. This is a fair and accurate assessment of Kefl's situation.

0:35:32
Unknown_17: Um, as far as what he's done for this year, nothing. Um, he's tried to become a bread tuber. Uh, he went out and he chimped out at his son and then Hassan replied for 40 minutes. And of course, Keffel's is relishing this attention. Uh, this Turkish half breed Mongoloid self self-declared Mongoloid, uh, a cousin of what's his face from the young turks chank chank yogurt uh huge huge w for queen kafal's to win uh somebody's attention so i i predict that for this year

0:36:11
Unknown_17: And by the way, it's really funny, when Keffels talks about people, you see the mentions for Kiwi Farms light up, and it's almost all dismissive stuff, like, Keffels was relevant only during Kiwi Farms, and now he's completely irrelevant. I'd love for somebody to point out when Keffels does a victory lap about the Kiwi farms that number one We're not down number two everything that Keffels takes credit for is Liz Fong Jones's work I don't know why people allow Keffels to take credit for for the drop Kiwi farm stuff when

0:36:52
Unknown_17: Like, he didn't do it. Liz Fong Jones was the one who arranged protests at Cloudflare, who had the tech connections to get people inside Cloudflare to force Matthew Prince to drop us.

Unknown_17: Liz Fong Jones was the one that orchestrated the in-KiwiFarm stuff, because once Cloudflare dropped the KiwiFarms, Keffels was done. He was exhausted, mentally drained, doing drugs, trying to escape his relationship and move to Ireland and lie about why he was leaving Canada when it was a relationship.

0:37:48
Unknown_17: Kiwi farms or whatever, but he took credit for everything that Liz Fong-Jones did and people just like allow Keffels to get away with that and lie.

Unknown_17: All Keffels did is raise money and then snorted. Liz Fong-Jones completely self-funded his Kiwi farm stuff and still does.

Unknown_17: And so it is weird. Uh, I imagine that there's nowhere left to go because Keffel's isn't very interested, interesting or intelligent or energetic or fun to listen to or funny. Uh, just is like a meat is a really mean spirited person. I get that vibe that they're just like angry and they want to make other people as angry as they are. Um, so I imagine that their numbers will dwindle for the remainder of the next year.

0:38:27
Unknown_17: Uh, I predicted that life by gin will remain dead and low for the year 2023 life by gin did remain dead. Uh, I cannot say the same, however, for, uh, George Floyd, because someone sent me this and it really just proves that miracles do happen.

Unknown_17: Where is it?

0:39:03
Unknown_20: I can't breathe, I'm waiting for the exhale Talk my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

Unknown_17: This song is called wishing well by some guy named juice world and I always thought it was just Coincidental that he uses the line. I can't breathe. It's you know, it's a pretty common line, but it came out two months after I

Unknown_17: after George Floyd died. So it is like a direct reference to George Floyd. I didn't know that. And that makes me like the song a lot less because it's like, it's pretty catchy as like a pop, pop rap song. But, um, the whole, now that I know it's like a BLM thing, I'm like, Oh, that's actually kind of cringe.

0:39:49
Unknown_17: And then he, yeah, then he died. He can't, he can't breathe either.

Unknown_17: Man, R.I.P. Juice WRLD. Isn't it fucked up? Because, you know, Wishing Well is like... Here, let me pull this up real quick. It went like... Just the lyric video. Here, this is it.

Unknown_19: This song... Isn't it Wishing Well?

0:40:41
Unknown_17: really nice catchy kind of uplifting very sisyphean trying despite despite well you shouldn't think that you're going to fail that's pointless but uh i respect it it's a decent song and then we have this shit hold up i have to remind people that this exists

Unknown_23: You know, this BLP kosher is proof to me that the media industry is top-down controlled because there is no reason that we live in a society

0:41:37
Unknown_17: where people who make nice songs die, Tupac gets shot, Biggie dies, and then this motherfucker gets to wear his dumbass Jewish dreadlocks and gargle cum and make cum gargling sounds and get 8 million views for it. It's just the... Look at this shit.

Unknown_17: Fuck this.

Unknown_17: It's so fucking cringe. I hate this guy. I hate the fact that he's alive. Back in the day, they would have fucking laid him out because that's disrespectful. What he does, the shit music he produces is disrespectful to the art form and is embarrassing.

Unknown_17: Come come back. Come gurgle rap is what it is motherfuckers not mumbling. He's gonna Like choking on it. It's fine. That's that's how that's how he makes his music. He literally just chokes on his producers circumcised cock and he records it and then he like dubs it into his raps rap effects and what's weird is that um Bossman Jack listens to this guy and when he's on the the the kosher playlist, there's like other guys who are doing the sound effects So it's like now it's like a thing. It's not like a thing. It's fucking this it literally nauseates me. I hate it Is that kosher? Of course, it's kosher. It's the most kosher thing imaginable We'll get the bossman Jack, you know, we got stuff to talk about boy. Oh

0:43:00
Unknown_17: I predicted for 2023 that Trisha Paytas would slay the haters. Was I accurate? As it turns out, I was 100% accurate. Trisha Paytas has been on her A game this year, completely unabated.

Unknown_17: She is pregnant with baby number two. Her videos are hashtag positive, happily married to Ethan Klein's brother. Um, after separating from Ethan Klein, she's just doing her mommy vlogs now apparently, uh, is eating on camera and still making a fuck ton of money, shit million dollars doing her, her LA fat hobgoblin thing. Um, but she has like taken a razor sharp Katana 1000 times folded with Nippon steel and has slayed every single hater.

0:43:39
Unknown_17: Complete relentless slayage. So there you go.

Unknown_17: Oh, he'll a client's brother. That's right. Not you think cleanse brother You know, I can't even look it up I don't think I can look it up now Because I think they took it down what's his face cried yeah, they cried so hard now I can't oh wait. Oh wait bonbon got it She forgot

0:44:26
Unknown_17: I did not have any predictions for Hila Klein, but if I had made predictions, I would have predicted that Hila Klein would have rejoined the IDF and slaughtered a million Palestinian children. And if I had made that prediction, I would have been right. Just saying.

Unknown_17: I'm actually I'm actually really pleased by Trisha Paytas doing well Because it's weird because her she's been like internet famous for like 10 years. She's a really early youtuber And her whole thing was just that she was like this huge drama queen and

0:45:03
Unknown_17: She would have like mental breakdowns in her kitchen all the time and shit and was just like involved in every single thing and she would just like scream and cry and have like these apocalyptic meltdowns. And now she's like, she got older and she had a realization that she wanted to be a mother and she became a mother and she stopped doing like OnlyFans.

Unknown_17: She says she regrets doing porn. She still does mukbang, which is kind of like,

Unknown_17: I think it's titillating, these things are supposed to be, but it's for a weird fucking audience of people.

0:45:46
Unknown_17: But I'm happy for her. That's nice. Not everyone has an ending like that, where they just settle into motherhood and reconfigure their media format to be mommy-oriented, and they do okay with it.

Unknown_17: That's pretty nice, chat.

Unknown_17: Isn't that nice?

Unknown_17: There's some people that you would hope would settle into similar schemes as adults, and they let you down. So, I don't know. Trisha Pays would probably absolutely hate me if she knew anything about me, but I'm happy for her, Chad. I'm happy for her. I'm not gonna be a negative Nancy.

0:46:21
Unknown_17: Items.

Unknown_17: I predicted that iDubbbz will have a cuckold baby with Aniza.

Unknown_17: This is actually an interesting, I was wrong, she did not have a cuckold baby, to be clear, but the alignment is forming. I might have to, you know what, I'm gonna maintain, I'm gonna spoil it. My prediction for 2024 is the same thing. I was just a little bit off. I was close, though. Aniza put out this tzit in March,

0:46:51
Unknown_17: Indicating that I might be on the up and up with my prediction. She says, the 29 year old experience is just constantly changing your mind on whether or not you want a child every other day. So it's in her head, in that big ugly head of hers, there is the thought of having a child bouncing around. She's now 30.

Unknown_17: She's seeing other people in her sphere get married. Spoiler alert. She sees other people in her sphere having babies. Spoiler alert.

0:47:23
Unknown_17: But she herself, no babies. Now she's interested in it. To complicate things further, her sister is pregnant. I'm not sure if it's a younger sister or older sister, but you know, that's, that's pretty fucking dreadful because now your family's going to be looking at you, especially if it's a younger sister, like, oh, You've been married for a while, where's your baby at? She's like, oh.

Unknown_17: You don't understand, my husband is a pathetic cuckold that I have no respect for. I don't want to get pregnant with him. And so she has to figure out some other way. But if she doesn't want to have Idubbbz's child, and I'm sure Idubbbz would cope and sneeze that he doesn't want to pass on his genes for whatever reason, because he has daddy issues. How could she have a baby?

0:48:00
Unknown_17: and comply with that need, that biological deterrent from having a child with Idubbbz, a third person is involved, Chad. And that would therefore complete my prediction. So I will carry this prediction on into 2024. It's the only logical conclusion.

0:48:33
Unknown_17: Instead of having a child with Idubbbz, she decided to instead inexplicably announce to the world that her husband, Idubbbz, is fecally incontinent.

Unknown_11: Well, I want to ask Radjoar a question first.

Unknown_13: Okay.

Unknown_13: Radjoar- Wait, we should get Radjoar in here.

Unknown_11: Okay.

Unknown_13: Yeah, I mean, if he can.

Unknown_11: Well, if he can. I just want to ask him if you've always been shitting your pants.

Unknown_13: No.

Unknown_11: Because since I've known you, you've always had, like, IBS. You've always been shitting yourself. Yeah, well.

Unknown_17: I love that face. Look at that face.

Unknown_11: Look at that face.

Unknown_13: He knows what's coming.

0:49:14
Unknown_17: His face is the perfect anthropomorphization of that vine boom sound effect accompanied with the Maori head. If you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about. The fucking stone head, the Easter Island statue stone head appears and goes boom. That's literally, you can just hear that happening. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Unknown_13: No.

Unknown_11: Because since I've known you, you've always- Yeah, I mean if you can. Well, if you can. I just want to ask you if you've always been shitting your pants. No.

0:49:56
Unknown_11: Because since I've known you, you've always had, like, IBS. You've always been shitting yourself. Yeah, well.

Unknown_17: Perfect. It just works. It's so perfect.

Unknown_17: So yes, I predict again for 2024 that idubbbz will have a cuckold baby with Aniza There is no way they're splitting apart. What's really funny is um, I Saw this just fucking around. I went to her profile. Her name is Aniza the greasy, which is perfect But she describes herself as a boxing promoter married to a boxer Which is just pathetic

0:50:36
Unknown_17: I'm trying to imagine what I could call myself that would be an allegory for Anisa and iDubbbz describing themselves as professional boxers. What's something that I've done one time that I wasn't even good at that I could call myself a professional of?

Unknown_17: a lawyer Legal legal legal analysis. It's like if I suddenly decided yeah, I'm a legal analysis. Okay our analysis analysis Analysis, they pronounce that word. I think I'm saying that right? I don't know. It's hard for me to say. That's all right Chinese cheese knower professional chef professional sneeter. I am a professional sneeter. I

0:51:17
Unknown_17: Oh yeah, H image board developer.

Unknown_17: It's like, um, it's, it's, it's kind of like, you know what it is.

Unknown_17: I'm trying to figure out how to say this without doxing or revealing specific information about specific people that I know, but have you ever met, known somebody who has like a real day job that pays the bills, but then they also are exploring like setting up their own business? So they work 40 hours or more a week doing something really menial that's common that most people do but then when they introduce themselves and they people ask hey, what do you do they say? Oh, I'm a and then it's like they're their startup company that doesn't make any money and it hasn't really taken off yet It's like that It's it's like that's all women I Laugh because it's a woman that I'm thinking of but yeah, it's like that. It's a

0:51:57
Unknown_17: Very similar. Am I describing you? Hey man, keep it up. That's that, that's that, uh, materialization. It works. You just gotta, you just gotta, you just gotta keep at it. That's the thing that people do though. You know what I mean? Anyways.

0:52:41
Unknown_17: James Stefani Sterling. I predicted that James Stefani Sterling would be under 800,000 subscribers, which is less of a prediction and more of a mathematical certainty.

Unknown_17: I suppose the only possible way that Jim would get Would not have under 800,000 subscribers is if he did something radically different that pulled in a new audience However, he did not do that. He did not suddenly change his content He instead just kept doing what he was doing and randomly decided to announce that he was pregnant Let's take a look

0:53:17
Unknown_19: Let's go to the time sampling because there's actually it's shocking like how random it is.

Unknown_17: Oh, he didn't time-stamp it That reminds me You said Stephanie Sterling son and then my mind like as it filtered through to my brain I heard Stephanie Sterling's son and that's one of the things I was gonna mention in the catch-up at the beginning is that I am pregnant.

0:54:02
Unknown_17: Oh That's not um

Unknown_17: We'll watch this again, because you need the full context.

Unknown_10: Or rather, my body thinks it is. So, I started getting car sick randomly the other week, and it turns out that the hormones I'm on have made my body think it's pregnant. So, just announcing now that I have a strong, sturdy son on the way. I've named him Borkis, and because the baby will never be born, it means I get to choose who the father is, so watch yourselves, lads. Because anyone who crosses me is going on the list.

0:54:35
Unknown_17: All right, then all right, then this is like the first street It's worth I think that's worth talking about this a little bit I've played this on stream before because it's amazing and when it happened It was a really big deal and it circled usually when one of these like people that I follow on my own Does something silly it's I usually get first dibs to talk about it because it's in my sphere and I'm paying attention for some reason this was something that was that I thought was like a little gem that I got to hold in my hands until I was ready to talk about it. And I was robbed of first dibs because I didn't take into consideration that people watching the podcast would talk about it first.

Unknown_17: And I was a little bit ornery about that because I thought I really enjoyed this clip. But sort of incredibly, Beatsy Croshaw took his zero punctuation idea.

0:55:33
Unknown_17: Left the escapist with a bunch of other people made their own like member owned Organization called second wind and they made their own a new podcast They basically just rebranded everything but kept the style the same or did changes that they wanted to or whatever and it worked out They've had a lot of success and you know one of the first things I think this is the first episode of their windbreaker podcast I thought hey, let's have all the old escapist people and get on board and And that, of course, meant Jim Sterling, who is OG Escapist, one of the first people to leave like over a decade ago. And I think they're just kind of being reintroduced to Jim, like modern day Jim, only having in their mind the Jim of 2010 or whatever, because he left even before Gamergate or anything.

Unknown_17: So they weren't really prepared for it. They weren't prepared for the degradation of this man, what his nonstop gooning has done to his brain.

0:56:29
Unknown_17: And this was the result of it. You can really just see the absolute contempt for Jim building. Let's just look in real time. Watch Yahtzee.

Unknown_17: He talks you can just see him his disgust building. He's shifting and comfortable uncomfortably like in this chair like he's made uncomfortable and then he just sort of goes into like detached mode where he doesn't he's like containing his facial reaction because he doesn't want to like Say anything offensive. He's trying to he's like he's like, you know, it's like if a man walks up to you and he's like a homeless man and he like he propositions you with something he asked like

0:57:12
Unknown_17: Do you have any change? Do you want to split this 40 loco that I have?

Unknown_17: Or something like, hey man, you want to buy like a bag of Coke? And you're like in this awkward situation where you have to say no. You have to get out of that conversation.

Unknown_17: And he doesn't know how, because he's afraid that if he says something too negative, like, what the fuck are you talking about? Jim's going to go off on them and he's going to like, try to call him like a rapist or like a Nazi or something. And he doesn't want that. So he has to like, as, as carefully and passive aggressively as possible to detangle this conversation without, without upsetting the deranged homeless man who is trying to sell him half of a 40 ounce on the street. And he doesn't know what to do.

0:57:44
Unknown_17: Um, anyways, so that happened. So Jim is pregnant, but he is under 800,000 subscribers. Um, I was going, I was going to make the statement that Jim's videos are worse than ever. And I suppose it's hard to make that statement because it really depends on what you're, what you're expecting and what you're getting out of it. In some ways, his videos are worse than ever before.

0:58:29
Unknown_17: the other hand Jim's videos have actually gotten better and That is because he got rid of his old editor who I'm pretty sure was like his ex-boyfriend or something I don't know what his arrangement was with Justin but getting rid of Justin was like one of the best things he's ever done because Justin was the one I've complained about this many times throughout the Throughout my podcast but

Unknown_17: He was the one that would add in this weird pan and zoom effect to every single fucking thing. Like they would just go to a Shutterstock or any other kind of stock photo website, buy tons of bullshit images and then pan and zoom every single thing. And it was because every, they wanted to like, I guess Justin wanted to like vary it up and make it so that it wasn't the same thing.

Unknown_17: Every pan and zoom was a pan and zoom in a different direction at a different speed. And if you sat down and you tried to watch Jim's videos, it was a genuinely nauseating experience. It was seasickness. I felt seasick watching his videos because of this atrocious editing. And when he had his little falling out with Justin, which was messy in public, Uh, he had to edit his own videos again, and I guess it just, it doesn't occur to him to add motion sickness to his videos. So they're actually watchable, um, from like a physical perspective, they are now more tolerable from a psychological perspective. Um, after Justin left, he became more unhinged and now his videos are like explicitly pornographic.

1:00:10
Unknown_17: I don't think that there is a single video that he's made in the last couple months. I've actually stopped watching them again because they were just too much to sit through.

Unknown_17: He cannot go a single episode, as far as I'm aware, without talking about his man tits.

Unknown_17: He pulls them out, he puts little pasties on the nipples so he can jiggle them around in the video.

Unknown_17: He makes allusions to his penis being defective now because of HRT. Like in every single episode, there is some extremely disgusting body horror type shit happening with James Stefani Sterling masturbating over the physiological changes that he's had from taking HRT and overeating.

1:00:59
Unknown_17: It's really it's actually really shocking and this kind of sums it up this top 10 shittest games of 2023 These these videos the top 10 shit worst games of whatever year he does them every year

Unknown_17: and they are his most successful videos.

Unknown_17: tearing something apart very passionately is a very attractive that like the Star Wars prequel reviews by red letter media that like made their their channel was people watching somebody very very Passionately talk for hours and hours about how much he hated the new Star Wars movie People love that for some reason so to see his recent top 10 shit his games Not break 200,000 views is indicative that nobody watches his videos anymore. It's a

1:01:59
Unknown_17: His channel's just dead. But he makes tons of money still. He still makes like $10,000 a month. I think he barely dipped under $10,000 a month kind of recently. I didn't check up on that. Let me check right now, actually. No excuse not to.

Unknown_17: Jim Sterling, Patreon.

Unknown_17: is at $9,500 a month with 5,530 paid members, indicating that he receives less than $2 per member. And that's actually really surprising to me.

1:02:33
Unknown_17: Because I don't know of any other person on Patreon who has thousands of members, but doesn't make tens of thousands of dollars. Because usually people donate like five to $10 each. It's really surprising to hear that it's

Unknown_17: less than less than two per member.

Unknown_17: If I had to guess, it's probably most people donating two or $3 a month, but because of the Patreon fees and the, the, um, the card processor fees, he doesn't see a lot of that. Um, for instance, any credit card transaction, I think has a base fee of 30 cents, something like 30 cents. So if you do charge just a dollar by credit card,

1:03:10
Unknown_17: Um, like almost like a third of that is just eaten by that base 30 cent per transaction fee. It's really high. It's a lot of money that gets taken. So, uh, it could be that.

Unknown_17: I have a feeling too, that his, his Patrion members do that probably donate like $50 each to a bunch of like to 50 different creators, $1 at a time. And that's just like how they do. Cause they're like all poor trends or something.

1:03:53
Unknown_17: Um, okay. So for 2024, do I want to predict he'll be under 700,000? That's a risky prediction. That's risky. Cause I think he's still going at like a thousand a week, sometimes 2000 a week. I don't, I'm not going to say it's under 700,000. Um, I'm not sure what, I'm not sure what to predict for Jim.

Unknown_17: That's a hard one.

Unknown_17: I'm going to go out on a limb. I'm going to say that Jim gets canceled.

1:04:25
Unknown_19: He is so.

Unknown_19: Phoenix, but it is a woman and he's a super vile gross weirdo I would not be surprised if something happens and she comes out and says that he can sent accidents at her or something to that effect You know what?

Unknown_17: I mean? He's not gonna die you're being too too optimistic I have a feeling he's gonna get canceled though. I just get a good a vibe My mic got canceled

1:04:58
Unknown_19: My OBS shows me I'm gonna restart my audio engine.

Unknown_17: Can you hear me now?

Unknown_17: It fixed itself. Sorry. Um, I don't know. I'll just restate it then. I predict that he'll be canceled. He's in that relationship with that M to F or F to M named Phoenix. A biological woman probably will say that he raped her or something at some point. Um, cause he is so, so gross. I can only imagine how like sexually violent he is and something rude is going to happen with him. So, uh, 2024 Jim Sterling will be canceled is my official prediction for him.

1:05:37
Unknown_17: Uh, cool.

Unknown_17: Next, let me check my DMS. Cause I sent Flamenco a DM and I asked him, hello, did you acquire a VTuber wife in 2023? And he has not, um,

Unknown_17: He has not replied. So my prediction for Fomenko in 2023 is that he would become married to a, he would have a girlfriend, but his girlfriend would be a VTuber. And as far as I'm aware of that has not happened. So, uh, Fomenko is not answering my messages. I left a comment in his thread on the Kiwi farms asking if he has married an anime and

1:06:20
Unknown_17: Um, nobody has replied to this. Can anyone, is anyone here a diehard flamenco fan boy? Can someone educate me on is on flamenco? Cause I don't have a choice. He's holding a gun to the head. It's an anime gun. It's through the internet.

1:06:53
Unknown_17: Um, no, people are laughing at the mere concept of a diehard flam fan.

Unknown_17: Addressing by his real name pin Manko. I don't know if I can coast on that No, okay, nobody knows anything about flamenco only let me see you maybe that he has like a VTuber that occasionally streams on flamenco TV Lots of anime shit He retweeted something about coming inside a plushie and

1:07:38
Unknown_17: more anime shit.

Unknown_19: Um, no, I'm not.

Unknown_17: I'm not seeing any update that he's married an anime character. So I just got to say it. I got to admit I was wrong. Flamenco did not become married to a V2 percent. Um, I have no predictions for flamenco in 2024. I can't even come up with a joke. I don't have any idea what he's up to. I remember at some point that he was very successful with his VTuber commentary stuff on YouTube with like thousands of viewers. I don't know if he's still live streams. I think he had some kind of falling out. I can't remember why. Can someone remind me why he got, he got canceled by anime people, which is like the hardest thing possible to imagine.

1:08:15
Unknown_17: Never talk about him again, says Deetch. He doesn't even ask, he just demands it. Says never talk about Flamenco again.

Unknown_17: For being a nonce. I mean, his shit about like the fucking, the Shotokan Academy thing. I forget what that's called. It's like an opera boy, or I forget what the name of it was. I remember, but would the anime VTuber people really cancel him for that?

1:08:49
Unknown_17: Did he really get canceled for the the boy soprano?

Unknown_17: He's such a genuine sped, everyone gets rid of him now.

Unknown_17: Turkey Tom dressed him down for being a retard. Oh, we had a spurg out with Turkey Tom and that killed his video, huh?

1:09:25
Unknown_17: Oh, did he, he really got canceled for the, the, the, the bundes polizei thing on steam? I mean, that was creepy. That was sus. I'm surprised that that was, that was so impactful though.

Unknown_17: I mean, a lot of it was like real kids. Um, I don't know. I just assumed anime people wouldn't care about shit like that.

Unknown_17: And everyone in that group said, fuck you to flam. Wow.

Unknown_17: He also yeah, he also his uh, I remember that his 4chan social stuff got posted Wow, I'm honestly really surprised that they they got into issues with his audience over that The bundes no, it's a

1:10:16
Unknown_17: Okay, I remember it was it was the name for like the federal police. It was the bundeskriminalamt Which just means the federal police service And it was a weird steam group and all the members in it had like pictures of real children as their avatar And it was very clearly some sort of weird pizza related thing and he he wasn't in it, but he was friends with people who were in it and and they had lollicon avatars and stuff and that was like a a lot of people made fun of him for that but i'm still really surprised that his anime people were like um were upset over it

1:11:00
Unknown_17: I mean, he was doing well for a while. It's not like he was, like he, he was, this is the best way that I can, I can relate it. Kind of like how Rikada got really popular with the Vic Mignogna stuff. When the VTuber stuff was first taken off, Flamenco was like the first person who really started doing like VTuber news. And he definitely has like the interest, uh,

Unknown_17: I'm being completely technical here when I talk about the things that people are interested in but he has like a genuine grounding and interest in anime and VTuber stuff so it makes sense to me that people Who are interested in VTubers and VTuber drama would would like watch him to see you know what's going on in VTuber world So I'm not surprised that he found a niche. I'm surprised that it ended. That's really hard

1:11:46
Unknown_17: Huh.

Unknown_17: Okay, I'm sorry, I haven't been keeping up with Flamenco.

Unknown_17: I'm surprised that he stopped streaming, because I didn't think that stuff would have issues with him.

Unknown_17: I have no predictions for 2024 for Flamenco. Sorry, buddy.

Unknown_17: For Kino Casino, I predict that PPP and Worski would break up and fight over Worski needing to wipe PPP's ass.

1:12:20
Unknown_17: Status on this the prediction Felt it. Let's be real Keno casino seems to be doing really well PPP and Warski have moved I think and they have their their new office I don't think that they're I don't know where they're streaming at anymore. I tried to find their videos to catch up and kind of familiarize myself with how they're doing, but I couldn't find where they stream. The last streams that I saw were like a couple months old. I don't know if they're on YouTube or if they're on Odyssey or if they're on Rumble now. Oh, are they only on Kick? They only stream on Kick. Well, Kick has taken off. Shout out to the Kickers. Shout out to Bossman Jack.

1:12:55
Unknown_17: Shout out to stake that us Financing this operation kick seems to be doing well. This is the appropriate time if you're a kicker to spam emotes I will give it a pass as you've been mentioned Well, okay, yeah, I mean I was

Unknown_17: I was completely wrong about Kino Casino. It is kind of wholesome, if we're going to be real, that PPP and Andy are still bros. It's nice to see bros. I'm always happy when people are doing well. I'm not a negative Nancy. There's so much despair and agony that I can't be like, oh no. Oh no, people are having a good time. People are doing well. Woe is me.

1:13:31
Unknown_17: Look, I'm happy for them.

Unknown_17: I don't know what they've been up to too much. Okay, the kicker is your time is over now. You may stop spamming emotes.

Unknown_17: I don't know too much about what they're doing. There is some impetus to try and get us to stream together. However, I am a little bit not 100% okay with that, considering that they've called me a pedophile for years.

1:14:07
Unknown_17: We'll see. They've hammered it to such a degree where it feels like I would be...

Unknown_17: Degrading or belittling myself and doing myself a disservice to kind of look past it the same thing with like gator gator is has tried to make amends, but it's just like I It's really difficult for me to look past the issue with with With forgiving and moving past people who call you a pedophile is that there's one of two possibilities either a They didn't actually believe that you were a pedophile, and they just called you a pedophile, which is the worst thing you can possibly call somebody, just because they didn't like you, which is disgusting and pretty hard to forgive. Or number two, they do think you're a pedophile, and they want to talk to you anyways because it somehow benefits them, either monetarily or otherwise, which is also disgusting. It really puts me into a uncomfortable dichotomy where, uh, it says it's either, either possibility is wrong. And then to reject it is also sort of like addicting, but it's, it's, it's very frustrating. Um, so you have to say the Z with a TS. It's difficult.

1:15:40
Unknown_17: As far as, I mean, I'm sure the niche for internet drama can never be filled. There can never be enough drama and the more people trying to make drama, the more content there is and the bigger the audience is, I'm pretty sure.

Unknown_17: PPP and Warski seem to understand how to entertain people, and they seem to know what people want to hear about, and they have their own personal interests. Thankfully, we don't completely overlap, because I know they do their own thing, and they have different interests than I do. I have next to zero interest in Nick Fuentes. But they do have a lot of interest in Nick Fuentes and other people that I don't talk about. So there's not really like a conflict in their success. So I have no issues with their show or whatever.

1:16:15
Unknown_17: So as far as 24 goes, I see no reason why they shouldn't continue to do well. You know what I mean?

Unknown_17: Aren't they Baldo? They aren't Baldo guarding.

Unknown_17: Nobody is.

1:16:54
Unknown_17: Nobody is. I don't know. I mean, I think I was probably the last person to give up on Rakela. Spoiler alert, but we'll get to that in a bit.

Unknown_17: Medicare. I predicted for 2024 that Medicare would swear off anime and as a result be miraculously cured of his conditions and return to 100% health.

Unknown_17: I regret to inform all of you that my prediction, which let's be clear, was a hope, was a mere twinkle in my eye, a glint for a brighter tomorrow, did not come true. Medicare did not swear off NMA and is still dying of, they don't know, I don't think the diagnosis for the underlying condition is known yet, so let's call it what it is, chat, carcinogenic

1:17:33
Unknown_17: If we go to Google and we say English to Latin and we say Japanese animations

Unknown_17: Iaponica matis. Iaponica matis. Carcinogenica Iaponica matis. That's what he's got. It's killing him. It's dangerous. It's fucking lethal. It's eating at his brainstem. Every time he puts in a, one of those MKV files into his MPV player and he, what's the,

1:18:15
Unknown_17: Trying to think, what's like the worst, what's like the worst Japanese intro song for an anime?

Unknown_17: The Lucky Star one's pretty annoying. Just like the first, like here, actually that doesn't work.

Unknown_17: Just because of the, oh wait, no, no, no. Hold up, I know, I know the most annoying Japanese song.

1:18:49
Unknown_17: This, uh, he puts in his, um, his, his anime MKV file into MBV player. And this is what he starts hearing immediately. Wait.

Unknown_17: And if you hear this noise, it will eat at your brainstem. It will rob you of your essence. It will deprive you of who you are, who you used to be, and prevent you from becoming who you could be. There is no way that you can hear that woman making child squealing sounds and not suffer mentally as a consequence. So we know it's carcigenic Iaponicum actus that is killing Medicare. And we can only pray in 2024, he will give it up before it becomes truly too late.

1:19:29
Unknown_17: Uh, Ralph. 2023, I predicted that Ethan Ralph will be dead.

Unknown_17: Ethan Ralph is not dead. And there was some speculation that I saw as a, people think I don't see these things, but I do see these things. There was some speculation that I would, uh, cope and sneed about this. And instead say that actually the Ethan Ralph we did know has died. And instead a new Ralph was born.

1:20:12
Unknown_17: I will not go so far. Ralph has done better in 2023 than I predicted. He seems to have given up the bottle. I don't follow him closely enough at the moment. I've heard that he fell asleep on stream again, potentially due to intoxicants. However, I did not see the clip and he says that he fell asleep and it only happened once. So I don't know. Maybe it was just a sleepy boy going to sleep because he does stream up for like 10 hours at a time. He threw up on himself, really?

1:20:50
Unknown_17: There's lots of speculation about how he lost weight.

Unknown_17: Weight loss is like if he was just drinking his calories and he's used to eating very little and then stop drinking, 100% he could lose weight that way.

Unknown_17: End stage liver failure also causes rapid weight loss.

Unknown_17: If you're in Mexico you have access to cheap pharmaceuticals like ozempic which would cost like $600 a month in the US very cheap in Mexico So there's lots of different ways that he could have lost weight some you know some legitimate some Damaging to the body, but we'll never know for sure however. He did lose a lot of weight he does seem to be way more sober than before if not completely sober and

1:21:36
Unknown_17: And he is now with a spicy latinx which actually would have been a much funnier prediction for 2024 Because if I Remind me because I forget was Ralph and May separated at the beginning of 2023 I think it had happened I think that my 2022 prediction for May was that she started the year unmarried and ended the year unmarried and

1:22:15
Unknown_17: So I think that was my best prediction of all time. That was like an all-star. So we entered into 2023 thinking Ralph was alone, he was living in Mexico, and he's like drinking worse than we've ever seen him before.

Unknown_17: Then, so I assumed that he was just going to die. However, he's lost a lot of weight as you can see, and he is no longer drinking as much and he's found a replacement.

1:22:49
Unknown_17: So now no, I'm left wondering what what to think of Ralph I saw that he was in a position or had made a message that he was looking to make amends with Nick Fuentes his crowd and

Unknown_17: Which obviously I'm not a big fan on and when it comes to Fuentes I Like I'm not in a position where I want to make enemies all the time So I I really critically looked at America first and I thought is there anything there to be supportive of and I just can't shake the fucking

Unknown_17: the pedophile shit because the the The lollicons that are like all the groper lollicons with snowflakes on their bios retweeting lollicon talking about how they want to fuck little kids and shit like it's it's inundated his his user base and it's like He's got like those those weird. He's got zirka as like one of his top streamers. He's like an ex-muhammadin Open pedophiles just like oh, man

1:23:41
Unknown_17: So I can't, I can't find any justification for tolerating for winters, but, um, I don't know.

Unknown_17: Ralph wants to be friends with him again, I guess for the benefits, but I would hope that he would not do that because that, I don't know. I just can't, I've tried to find good in Flint is and I just can't.

1:24:17
Unknown_17: Did Sargon say he likes Fuentes? That's embarrassing.

Unknown_17: Pantsu is just trying to find a stepdad right now. That's all she's up to.

Unknown_17: That's not May. That's a Mexican. Um,

Unknown_17: So for Ralph, Ralph is complicated. Ralph's hard to predict. Ralph is a unit of entropy that's not exactly easy to pin down. And like with entropy, if you try to observe him, it will impact his behavior and become wrong.

1:24:56
Unknown_17: Mexican.

Unknown_17: Pensuela.

Unknown_17: You know what? There's an easy prediction. I'm predicting a little, a little Pablo Ralph and Mexico coming to a theater near you in 2024. Uh, lock me in. He's already in, probably is already in the works. If we're going to be real about this. I think that's the only way forward in this timeline. Uh, good luck with that Ralph.

1:25:31
Unknown_17: By the way, people's merriment and tolerance for Ralph is not accepted by some. There are some grumpy gusses, some negative Nancys out there, who are not happy that the Ralph male is doing well, such as this individual you probably aren't familiar with.

Unknown_19: If it wants to load.

Unknown_19: It's trying its best. I promise you it's trying its best.

Unknown_17: Come on, you can do it.

Unknown_17: It's coming. I have to wonder why Sector tries to coddle Ralph.

1:26:12
Unknown_12: I don't know why they do it, I think it's just sad. Even Josh Moon's done this, and you all saw it. Ralph's at his lowest, his wife's left him, his kid's left him, Josh jumps on to fucking lick his wounds for him like a little posse. I mean, the only reason why he was there is essentially because- Josh literally runs a website laughing at Ralph, and then Ralph has to sit there and go, I don't like kiwi farms being taken down now, because I like Josh now. It's crazy.

Unknown_17: That is Cog. You would be able to see Cog's ugly British face, but unfortunately, the person who uploaded this chose a file format that does not work in Firefox. So you are spared his visage.

1:26:46
Unknown_17: Cog has lamented people not talking about Ralph.

Unknown_17: I don't know how much I kind of want to touch on this just cuz I find it funny You know What wait the reason why people talked about Ralph? So much myself included. I talked about Ralph every week for months. I Made a jingle for May, very specifically May Suffering. And someone animated my jingle of me singing about May Suffering so that I could play it on stream because it was happening every week that something would come out and I could laugh at May Suffering.

1:27:22
Unknown_17: There there cog seems to not understand That people talk about people on the internet when it's funny and or entertaining hopefully both He doesn't seem understand that and seems to think that the reason people talk about certain things when they do little live streams like this is that they're trying to provoke a crusade and

Unknown_17: And it is possible to have a little bit of a crusade. You can put on your little crusaders hat and start burning tiki torches and have a good old time crusading. But there is a, there is a,

1:28:10
Unknown_17: limited amount of patience that people have for their attention being used to some purpose that is not immediately benefiting or gratiating to them. So if you want to do a little crusade, you have to be careful with how you respect people's time. Cog doesn't seem to understand that he's lost. This clip is from him explaining that he's lost a lot of his income from streaming because he's continued to talk about Ethan Ralph. People are tired of hearing about Ethan Ralph and the reason why is because he's not doing the same things that he was when he was Drunk every night yelling at me every night openly like backhand insulting her on Twitter every night And he just he just doesn't get it and he's uh he's salty that he seems because if you don't remember Cog was the one who had his friend fly over to Portugal with them is to kick his ass for him and

1:29:06
Unknown_17: That that's cog and I think that was sparked because Ralph has said something really like nasty about his wife And he would think that just going over to Portugal and having your friend kick it kick your kick your enemy's ass for you Is like gratifying enough that you can say okay? Well, that's that I'm gonna go back and do my life now however cog is like still out for blood and And he is still trying to like ruin Ethan Ralph. And you can't do that. You can't ruin Ethan Ralph by making fun of him. Um, you have to, he would have to do it himself, obviously. Uh, so that's why he's just kind of like flailing and he seems upset and hurt that other people are not helping him try and murder Ethan Ralph. And it's like, nobody's, that's not the point, buddy.

1:29:56
Unknown_17: Um,

Unknown_17: I don't know. I try not to think about Cog because he's a fucking loser, but there you go.

Unknown_17: He is bitter. Yeah. I don't know. I just don't like, be entertaining, bro. Your people will support you if you're entertaining and not just harping on Ralph when he's not doing anything.

Unknown_17: Sorry to say, buddy, your life peaked when your friend beat up Ethan Ralph and you recorded it.

Unknown_17: Boogie, I predicted that Boogie would transcend humanity and his corporeal flesh and live forever.

1:30:33
Unknown_17: As far as you could possibly favorably interpret that, I'm kinda right, because he hasn't died yet, and people seem really eager for him to die. He started showing up on the Fat Retard podcast, hosted by Killer Keemstar, a famous N-word appreciator such as myself,

Unknown_17: And apparently that show is doing okay. I occasionally hear drama from it, but I haven't looked into it. I'm just not interested in promoting Keemstar.

Unknown_17: So perhaps I'm jaded. I just don't want to listen to it, but I've not looked into it.

Unknown_17: However, what's really interesting about Boogie and what Boogie's been doing for the entire year,

1:31:15
Unknown_17: is that he is like on a PR blitz. Like, imagine if I went out and I went on to a bunch of shows talking about the Kiwi farms and I, you know, I let like a documentary crew like film me dealing with Kiwi farm shit. It would be like that, but Boogie's doing that to show the entire world how fucking broke and pathetic he is. He's doing like an honest to God media campaign to show millions of people that he's incompetent, terrible with finances, uh, exploitative towards women, willing to have sex with mentally handicapped young girls. Um, and.

1:31:55
Unknown_17: is just terrible and deserves no sympathy or pity whatsoever so i have no idea what he's doing or why maybe he just enjoys being pitied i can believe that but i don't i don't understand his whole campaign to like

Unknown_17: Just make himself look as shitty as possible to absolutely everyone But he's doing his very best to show literally like I don't know how to explain this any better He is literally going on a media campaign To show the entire world or as many people he can possibly get to sit down and listen to him To think that he is a fat retarded piece of shit who doesn't deserve anything and takes advantage of everyone around him Um It's just it's really remarkable

1:32:44
Unknown_17: Don't know if he's like planning on dying soon. So like you want he's just trying to like make people feel bad for him I really don't know what he's doing And quit and you know conversely Wings is doing really well wings is on the podcast, but he's like making the best of it and He seems to be willing to you know

Unknown_17: Be a part of jokes. I saw I'm subscribed to him So I saw that he went live and the video title of him playing Call of Duty modern warfare is let's complain about snipers He's streaming. He finished streaming at 50 minutes ago He got he's already got two and a half thousand viewers and stuff or views on his video So he's, like, doing okay. Like, Lingo is chugging along, and any time I listen to him, he sounds like he's, you know, he's pretty chill. So I don't know what's up with him. You know, I wouldn't have expected that Wings of Redemption would be doing okay, but he seems to be doing just fine. Seems to be exactly where he's at.

1:33:20
Unknown_17: So there you go. I can't take these snappers, dog.

Unknown_17: Dude, that's me. I'm 100% on Team Wings when it comes to snipers. I'm playing fucking Team Fortress 2, and a sniper does the annoying ass thing where they click you, and then instantly, it's a bolt action, and they reload it, and then click you again to kill you in two shots as a heavy. That's the worst thing. Ever you're playing a game you're playing overwatch And then like a widow maker like does like a grapple shot flies around the fucking map and headshots you It's just like in your dad. That's like the worst feeling in the entire fucking world There should be no one-hit kills in any first-person shooter You have to have enough time to react to what's going on, you know for it to be fun engaging gameplay Snipers are cringe

1:34:10
Unknown_17: And they're in every game because everybody wants that sniper game, you know There's like a contingent of people who won't touch a video game that doesn't have fucking snipers. It's the worst thing

1:34:50
Unknown_17: I tried playing Counter-Strike and it's just like the Counter-Strike experience is that you turn a quarter and then somebody uses his AK-47 and clicks you in the head and you hear plink and then you're dead and you have to sit out for another fucking three minutes and that's it. That's like the entire game. There's no fun at all. So I'm very thankful that there is a game right now that I can play that does not have the sniper bullshit.

1:35:23
Unknown_17: um sniping is for trunes that is very true great opinion highly respectable patrick s tomlinson

Unknown_17: Child, I predicted that Patrick S. Tomlinson will change nothing in his life and not learn anything. And at the end of 2023, I come to the realization that Patrick S. Tomlinson has learned nothing and will change nothing in his life. And I can prove it to you, stalker.

Unknown_17: If we go to Knitter and we type in From Stealthy Geek Child, you can see that Patrick S. Tomlinson was childing people throughout Christmas, childing people throughout Twixmas, childing people on New Year's Eve, and has even childed people on January 1st, 2024.

1:36:25
Unknown_17: So even though it's been a full year, even though Patrick Tomlinson has accomplished literally nothing, even though he owes quasi tens of thousands of dollars, even though he's paid quasi some of that money, he is still on Twitter doing the same exact fucking thing every day to no end.

Unknown_17: And I don't know why he really doesn't seem to believe that if he just stops feeding the trolls, they'll stop fucking with him. I mean, now it's, it's like this weird thing, right? It's true that the old adage is true that if you don't feed the trolls, um, they will stop trolling you. But there's, when it comes to like people like him, there, there's sort of like trolls are kind of like camels. Allow me to explain.

1:37:20
Unknown_17: Instead of water, they store delicious lol cow milk. They keep milk in their humps, and when there is a decadent

Unknown_17: Low cow like Patrick Tomlinson, and they come to rely on that milk for entertainment they will store it up in their humps and then when they if they were to experiment a little bit and try to Stop feeding the trolls because they've done so much already because they've already fed the trolls so much those dedicated troll camels will have enough milk storage to keep them going for quite a while and they will fruitlessly prod at this target until it renders success again. And it can because Patrick has taught them that he is a retard and he can't help himself. They know that if he does try to ignore them for any length of time, Um, he will eventually break down and start childing them again. So he's taught them that they just have to wait it out if there's ever a dry period. And then it's, I think it's sort of also a rewarding thing to him because when he, if he's ever tried to ignore them, he now goes on Twitter and says that it doesn't work. Ignoring the trolls doesn't work. So he probably tried ignoring them for like one week, one time years ago.

1:38:43
Unknown_17: And then there were a couple of trolls dedicated enough with the humps full of milk who waited out that dry period. And then Patrick comes back and he childs them all over again. And now he has like the profile. No stalker child. I am merely a plastic bag floating in the wind without control of my life. A stalker child. The trolls will merely do what they want because they are psychopaths.

1:39:14
Unknown_17: Um, and it's really sad to see each other.

Unknown_17: No, soccer camel.

Unknown_17: So for 2024, I predict that Patrick S. Tomlinson will learn absolutely nothing and will not change a single thing. And I'm pretty sure that in 2025, when I look back on Patrick Tomlinson and type child stealthy geek into Twitter, I will still see results in the last day, New Year's Day from Patrick Tomlinson. He's just incapable of learning, which is the hallmark of a true locale.

1:39:48
Unknown_19: Next, Ethan Klein.

Unknown_17: I predicted that Ethan Klein will fully redeem himself by curb stomping Vito Lupito and Max Carson into the curb, and he will get away with it too.

Unknown_17: Unfortunately. As wishful as I may have been in hoping that Ethan Klein would cold-blooded murder Vito and Max Carson, aka Mr. Girl, that never happened. Instead, he's gotten Hila Klein pregnant with another IVF baby. Six embryos were implanted in her.

1:40:31
Unknown_17: All but one were male. She wanted a girl. He wanted another boy.

Unknown_17: It's obviously going to be a boy just by by luck and to really hammer home that this is a demonic thing. That's whatever witnessing this is what they said during their gender or the pregnancy announcement video stream.

1:41:11
Unknown_09: I 100% knew you were pregnant. I mean the weekend was so obvious. She's like hungry. She's like Ethan can you make me tacos? She's tired, she's hungry.

Unknown_09: You were had a headache or something. Yeah, that's a big one. If you have a headache ladies pregnant only explanation but um There it is. And most of all I knew you were good. It was gonna work is because it's a boy, right? It's so crazy that Klein boys are just so destined to have boys But you know what?

1:41:46
Unknown_16: I really think that there's a good chance that I mean you never know what they might identify as once they grow right but out of three

Unknown_16: One might be... So you're hoping that one will be open to changing his sexual identity for you.

Unknown_05: Very progressive. Okay, there's still a chance. Absolutely. There's still a chance.

Unknown_09: There's still a chance. I like your optimism. Yeah, it's true. You can still have a girl. You can still have a girl.

Unknown_17: We'll have to imagine love. I cannot even imagine a more gut-wrenching Disgusting Demoralizing enraging proposition Like if I had kids and someone like close to me suggested that maybe one of them might be trans

1:42:37
Unknown_17: I would flip the fuck out. I would, I would be, I would say, get the fuck out of my house. You know what I mean? Uh, this conversation is, is over. Henceforth leave. You're not, you're, we're not, we're not copacetic anymore. Uh, fellow, uh, it's, it's great. I don't know. I don't know.

Unknown_17: Parents joking about their kids truning out is just like, it's just like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

1:43:08
Unknown_17: Play the clip.

Unknown_17: Should I play the clip? Do I have it up? I do have it up. Oh yeah.

Unknown_17: This is Hila Klein when she sees, uh, oh no. There we go. Hila Klein, but only to the boys. Only to the boys this time.

Unknown_17: No girl, only the girls will be spared. It's thrown out or else.

Unknown_17: Mommy, mommy has the, the choice. Yeah.

Unknown_17: Hold up one second.

Unknown_19: I'm trying, uh,

1:44:01
Unknown_19: Sorry, I act.

Unknown_19: Oh, this, okay, sorry. I remember what I was gonna show you.

Unknown_17: Someone sent me this, and I don't know how I feel about it, but now is the appropriate time. This is from Nora Vanguard. This is a fan video dedicated to me.

Unknown_17: I just reminded myself of it because of the HeLa stuff.

Unknown_17: Every day, sweetie pie, I'm gonna make a woman out of you just like I always, just like I always wanted. Going to make you the beautiful daughter that my mommy always wanted. We can get rid of that ugly thing down there, my precious daughter. We can undo God's mistakes through the power of mommy science. Sure can. I thought this was pretty good, actually.

1:44:37
Unknown_17: I will tolerate the anime just because it's a, it's a fan art. I have to appreciate my fans.

Unknown_17: It's, um, it's a reference to, I remember what I was talking about. There was a doctor and, uh, LA and it was a female doctor.

1:45:13
Unknown_17: And she, Oh, she was like a pediatrician or like a child, like sexual development doctor. I can't remember what her exact designation was, but she was the mother of a son that had shrunk out. And she just so happened to be like a pediatric, uh, doctor that was interested in like transgender children. And that was me making fun of her. Cause like, I know what you're fucking doing lady. You're not like.

1:45:47
Unknown_17: That's like some genuine Munchausen's by proxy shit. It just so happens that she's a doctor doing it, and she's in California, so she's going to be completely immunized from any consequences for forcing her son to become a daughter. The bond between a daughter and her mother is closer than any other bond.

Unknown_17: So a mother who doesn't have a daughter and is envious, you know, wants to experience that bond and is fucking crazy and lives in California is probably completely within their power to do something crazy like that. Yeah, that's what I was talking about.

1:46:23
Unknown_17: Cool. Excellent. Wonderful. Thank you. I mean, I would have preferred that if the client would have curved stomped pedophiles, but you get what you get. Um, coach red pill, I predicted would be formally charged as being a proof Putin propagandists by the Ukrainian government. And, uh, surprise, surprise, this actually happened. Um,

Unknown_17: Very weird to see coach red pills father doing media tours.

1:47:00
Unknown_17: Elon Musk talked about the fact that an American journalist was, uh, imprisoned in Ukraine for reporting on the war. I mean, I don't like coach at all. Um, but I don't know. It's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy nonetheless. And there is, let me find it. Let's see the Ukrainian defense minister.

Unknown_17: Spokesperson trans Sarah Ashton Cirillo.

Unknown_17: I did show this one stream once Because someone had pointed out that this person who was like the head tranny in charge of He Here you go

1:47:53
Unknown_17: You can see he stopped tweeting so much. Something happened. Actually he stopped tweeting altogether. That's crazy. So he like de-transitioned in public on his social media stuff.

Unknown_17: This is what he looked like before. And then at some point he cut that ridiculous hair or took off his wig or whatever.

Unknown_17: And then removed the name from his names. Now it's just S. Ashton Cirillo.

Unknown_17: And what had happened is,

Unknown_17: He was like the lead witness against Coach Redpill. Because if you don't remember, Coach Redpill lived in Kharkiv, which for a time was at the front of the war.

1:48:27
Unknown_17: I want to say that the Russian front line approached Kharkiv, and Kharkiv was surrounded. And then something happened, and the Ukrainian Defense Force was able to push them back.

Unknown_17: And I think during that time, Coach Redpill was extreme, because it was in the early stages of the war, like the first week, where Russia had invaded from Belarus and had basically encircled not only Kharkiv, but Kiev.

1:49:06
Unknown_17: And it really looked like Putin was going to topple Ukraine's government in a matter of days. So Coach Redpill was extremely cocky.

Unknown_17: that the war would be over and Kharkiv that he was living in would become part of Russia. So during that time, he was extremely pro-Russian. He was doing videos about how the war would be over in no time flat. He got a lot of attention from doing this because there were a lot of people who were not supportive of Ukraine at the early stages of the war and wanted like a westernized pro-Putin line. So they got it from him. And then he was actually arrested

1:49:43
Unknown_17: twice, he was arrested and then released on house arrest, and then he was formally charged with war disinformation or something.

Unknown_17: And this person was apparently a big proponent of this push, and then after this arrest,

Unknown_17: He had put out, I mean, it was the biggest slap in the face to have this gross tranny being the spokesperson to the West from Ukraine. I remember being really disgusted by it every time I heard anything from him.

1:50:17
Unknown_17: But after doing a video talking about Coach Red Pill, you know, in his trial, there was a time a couple weeks later where a Republican congressperson said we need to stop, like, gender... It was something weird. Correct me, because I always get the story wrong. Correct me if I'm wrong. But it was like a...

Unknown_17: A congressman in the United States, or a senator in the United States, said something about not funding transgender shit anymore. And this guy, using his official Ukrainian communications channel, called him a fascist Putin supporter or something.

1:50:55
Unknown_17: uh for not supporting transgender kids and that caused like a huge freakout because it's like he was like he not only said that but he also implied that bad things would happen to to fascist Putin puppets like him and it was like Crazy that this foreign spokesperson was threatening an American sitting senator like implying that he would be like Nuremberg for for not supporting trans kids at the same time that that that support was to Ukraine was dwindling Republican Representatives were becoming more and more hesitant about sending more money to Ukraine and then this fucking idiot tranny comes out and starts threatening them when they already don't like him and

1:51:50
Unknown_17: Maybe I should find it, hold up.

Unknown_17: Can I find this video?

Unknown_17: It was featured on the Kiwi Farms, but it's so hard to... Kiwi Farms, Ukraine Threatens Sundry. Can I find this?

Unknown_17: When I typed Kiwi Farms, I get all these bullshit articles not related to the site.

Unknown_19: Type in Senator Ashton Cerullo.

1:52:25
Unknown_19: No, I'm probably not going to be able to find this.

Unknown_19: That's unfortunate.

Unknown_17: I would like to get the exact words down. Please don't.

Unknown_17: Okay, I can skip it.

Unknown_17: I'm looking at videos in the thread, but we're human and those guys most definitely aren't Weird he posted like this video on like a green screen so that you could I Guess you could Photoshop a human

1:53:10
Unknown_17: And those guys most definitely aren't. So you can like put this on, on like graphic footage of Russians being like mutilated and shit. And you could make this. He looks so much like Keffel's to the smug trainees. I'll have the same phenotype. It's bizarre.

Unknown_17: Sorry. My, um, on windows, I don't know what it is. I lose my, my speaker.

Unknown_17: Like my audio thing is fucked up. Everything is fucked up. I'm sorry.

Unknown_17: It's called a Jew. I don't think Keffels is Jewish. Nice try though.

1:53:46
Unknown_17: Here's a before and after picture. At least I'll give you this. So, so bizarre. He's such a normal looking guy, but you know what he's what he is.

Unknown_17: He's bald. I'm starting to notice a correlation between baldies and trannies. What do you think of this chat? How do you think, what do you think the bald tranny pipeline is?

Unknown_17: What causes this? What is this? What makes him this way? What is the fascination? I'd see Jerry put on wigs. I guess my ball. Fuck. No, dude. I was born with a full head of hair and I still have a full head of hair. I, um, my hair grows wild and crazy and fast.

1:54:20
Unknown_17: I'm blessed with hair. I'm Italian, Italian stallion chat.

Unknown_17: Um...

Unknown_17: Let's coach shoe on head will remain unmarried.

Unknown_17: And I was wrong. I was as wrong as ever could be. Despite my pattern prediction abilities being better than ever. Uh, it did in fact seem that June got heck and picked after years of being a pick me. She was finally picked by a schizophrenic Catholic, uh, um who sees demons in his sleep uh

1:54:54
Unknown_17: My belief was that June's picture for being proposed to is like this because she didn't have makeup on Because he probably just proposed her on the couch instead of like in a romantic way But you know she's gonna accept it. It's got a nice. It's got a nice diamond on it and She's probably not gonna get another chance with somebody normal so here we go June is married Which leaves an interesting question for 2024.

1:55:30
Unknown_17: What is she going to do now that she's married?

Unknown_17: It could be.

Unknown_17: It's possible that she will get pregnant. I imagine that she's going to try to get pregnant. She seems to have the baby, the baby, the baby, baby fever, baby fever. She has baby fever, probably going to try and get pregnant. So that's a pretty safe guess. Um, I imagine that June will probably announce a pregnancy in 2024.

1:56:03
Unknown_17: Not possible.

Unknown_17: Uh, anything's possible with love.

Unknown_17: Uh, 2024, uh, or in 2023, I predicted that speaking, this is kind of tangential, but I predicted that armored skeptic, uh, will have to cuddle up with PPP to survive the cold winter.

1:56:42
Unknown_17: And as you can imagine, I mean, have you heard of armored skeptic? It appears that I was right. And armored skeptic dropped off the face of the planet. Uh, he's disappeared forever. Nobody's heard of him in the last year. So it's possible he did try to cuddle up with PPP and simply got lost, but I'm a liar. Uh, he is still putting out videos. I have not paid attention to armored skeptics since he put out a, uh,

Unknown_17: a little message about how he is depressed and going to delete his channel and shit but he's still been putting out videos kind of consistently it looks like once a month at least

1:57:17
Unknown_17: Getting okay views not massive blockbuster views Okay views not Jim James Stefani sterling level views but views nonetheless he seems to be entirely interested in like conspiracy theories and cryptids and weird shit like that and

Unknown_17: He's still around, still making videos. I guess he realized that he didn't have much options except to continue forward with his YouTube channel. That was his best bet, I guess he figured. I decided that in the good nature of seeing how he's doing, I would give one of his videos a shot. So I clicked the one that interested me the most. This is not a joke, I did do this.

Unknown_17: I clicked

Unknown_17: Where is it?

1:58:10
Unknown_17: Our empire is falling. The future is a lie. And this is, uh, around the time that I gave up a couple of minutes into it.

Unknown_00: I've found it very helpful and useful to share my personal experience with you in these videos. Usually, I like to stay pretty private. I don't even respond to all of those horrendous rumors or drama accusations about me. God, they are piling up! But I think it's important to express my motivation for making these videos, and I've really enjoyed connecting with you. The discussion in the comments has been really nice. You've all made me feel like I'm not so alone in the world, and you've pretty much become the only human interaction that I get now. So thank you, everyone, for helping me keep my head on straight. I love you. This video is going to be a bit of a rant. I know that I usually have a very specific presentation style, but not every single one of my videos requires me to come off as an authority, because I'm not making these videos to prove that I'm smarter than the situation that's happening in the world right now. I'm making these videos because I'm scared and alone. And I can't find any comfort or distraction that can stop me from feeling that fear. I can't distract myself from feeling this loneliness. I can't shake this uncertainty about what will happen in the near future. And I know that I'm not the only one that feels this way. I want you to know that you are not alone, and you're not crazy for feeling uncertainty in the face of this storm. We've been divided. We've been kept from- There is a part where- Oh, this part right here.

1:59:21
Unknown_17: I'll skip to this.

Unknown_00: and makes every- on us through the media, but those personalities that are allowed to get really popular, they push rage bait that discredits all critics and makes everyone who is skeptical of modern media look ignorant and hateful. The only outlets that are allowed to get really big on YouTube, for example, churn out endless hate content for clicks. Creators who produce content like this unironically empower legitimate misogynists and racists, and make it look like everyone who's critical of modern media is one of these misogynists, is one of these racists. This is why SNL got- This is why I, um, this is where I gave up on the video.

2:00:09
Unknown_17: Because it's just like a gay point to make. Like, who the fuck cares about racism? Whenever anyone complains about racism, or misogyny, my brain shuts off. I just don't care.

2:00:51
Unknown_17: Whatever you have to say after that is irrelevant to my interests.

Unknown_17: Also, whenever I listen to a YouTuber that I've never listened to before,

Unknown_17: um he does it in the first minute where he alludes to like this drama that is bothering him that's an instant turn off to me because whenever somebody like passive aggressively like waves their hand at like this unknown drama i immediately assume that they're in the wrong because otherwise you wouldn't talk about it like that

2:01:25
Unknown_17: I don't know why, but I just immediately assume that whatever it is is really bad, and you're definitely guilty of it. When you do a passing mention, like, oh, all this drama about me that you guys definitely know about. It's like I don't.

Unknown_17: I can't remember. There was another YouTuber that I listened to. Oh, there's a spammer. Thanks, Rumble. There's not a kill button for this.

Unknown_17: I need to program the fucking... I'm very close to having the moderator actions working on the overlay too. Anyways, there was somebody I was listening to that was like alluding to all their drama, and it's just, I don't know what it is, it's just exceedingly unprofessional to me when somebody who's like a video maker alludes to how much people hate them.

2:02:01
Unknown_17: I don't know if I'm unique in this, but I mean, sometimes even like celebrities do it, like on, on like professional interviews, like they allude to like their Twitter audience, like hating them or something. I'm just like, who gives a fuck? If you, if it bothers you that much, it must be somewhat true. You must really deserve it.

Unknown_17: So as far as Greg goes, I don't think it matters. What's he going to do? He's just going to make conspiracy videos. Go for it, buddy.

2:02:43
Unknown_17: I have no predictions for him.

Unknown_17: I did predict for baked Alaska, uh, that he would go to jail in 2023.

Unknown_17: And sure enough, by prognostication of prognostication and foresight imaginable, Baked Alaska was going to jail for an NFT salesman. If you don't know, Trump put out an NFT right at the turn of the new year in 2022. And sure enough, he did go to jail. Here's Baked saying that he's going to jail.

2:03:15
Unknown_22: Yo! Let's fucking go! What's up everybody? Your boy Baked Alaska here about to go into federal prison. Let's go! What's up? So, I'll tell you the story real quick. I am going into federal prison for a non-violent misdemeanor crime. I didn't touch anybody. I wasn't violent. I didn't steal. I didn't loot. I didn't do any of that. But guess what? I'm being politically persecuted because of my politics. I guess somebody's got to pay the crime. So I love you guys. Just want to say, I'm going to be fine. It'll be good. I'll see you in 60 days. And just know this is what's going on in America. This is where your taxpayer dollars are going.

2:03:48
Unknown_22: I love you guys. It's going to be good. Yoba never dies.

Unknown_22: See you soon. God bless and pray for me.

Unknown_17: Sorry. Let her off.

Unknown_19: Give me a second.

Unknown_19: I'm drowning.

Unknown_19: Chat, I hate those glasses.

2:04:24
Unknown_19: What are those glasses called, chat?

Unknown_19: Sorry, I'm still dying.

Unknown_19: Okay, I'm better.

Unknown_17: Sorry, I had to relax a bit. They killed me, that's true.

Unknown_17: Oh yeah, pit vipers, that's right. There's a user on the Kiwi Farms called Pit Viper Salesman. I should know this by now.

Unknown_17: Baked Alaska did go to jail. He got out, 60 days. Time served. Allegedly, he snitched. That's why he got a short prison sentence.

2:04:58
Unknown_17: While other people got years and years and years for doing fuck all, he literally kicked his feet up on the desk of Nancy Pelosi and nothing happened. He got 60 days. Whatever, I don't know. I don't know what he's up to. Can chat elucidate me? I investigated it a little bit.

Unknown_17: And I found that he's filming like a documentary. He like hurt himself really bad, like just recently. There's a big hole in his pants that's covered up by the gauze in this photo. But he said, cut my knee bad, real bad in Miami, filming a new documentary. I will be fine getting stitches. I love you guys, appreciate some prayers. So I don't know what he's doing up in Flo Rida on his knees, getting his knee cut open and shit.

2:05:31
Unknown_17: Very bizarre.

Unknown_17: Uh, if anyone knows, does anyone know, does anyone know what he's actually up to?

Unknown_17: Doing shitty streams with only fans, porn stars, lessening after one of them, but got badly felted. I thought that he was saved. He was saved Alaska. He was doing the whole crisis King stuff. That was, if I was trying to do the whole crisis King thing, I would not interview a prostitute. I can barely hold my fucking contempt for prostitutes.

2:06:08
Unknown_17: Does anyone care? I care. I want to know, I want to know what he's up to.

Unknown_17: The Kino Casino felt at home.

Unknown_17: Grifting off Kanye.

Unknown_17: He ditched that after America first died.

Unknown_17: He's filming the documentary of being a loser and contemplating turning out. I guess nobody knows. Nobody knows what baked Alaska is up to.

2:06:43
Unknown_17: I don't know. Baked Alaska is like such a, I would say that he feels, to me, he feels like a very disingenuine person. I guess that's like a no shit kind of observation, but it's just kind of like, there are some people that it's really hard for me to get a read on as to what they're actually about, what they're actually interested in. And that's one of the most off-putting things that a person can have as a trait. Like if I know of you and I don't really know anything about you,

2:07:18
Unknown_17: um, you're like alien to me. Like I, I need, I should be able to name like a couple, like in order for someone to appear human, they need interest. They need things that they care about. And I really don't know what baked Alaska cares about. Like what, what does he care about? What is it?

Unknown_17: People who don't have, like, a field or, like, a realm that they're particularly interested in or dominant in are just like aliens. They're just like, who are you? You're just like a cracker, like a little cracker absorbing whatever stew you're put into. It's bland. Money and fame.

2:07:54
Unknown_17: Or troops, that's true. Should I remind everybody? Should I remind everybody about Baked Alaska's music career? What's the, what's the, um, law enforcement is the, is the, the magnum opus magnum opium type and bake the last guy. Just get the food.

Unknown_19: Here we go.

Unknown_17: Yeah. Yeah. We'll just, you know, let's do the MAGA anthem. I think that this one, you don't hear this one as much, so we'll listen to this one.

2:08:28
Unknown_05: Build the wall, it just got ten feet higher. Build the wall, it just got ten feet strong. Build the wall, it just got ten feet higher. Build and build and build and just build that wall.

2:09:05
Unknown_04: He calls Trump daddy my daddy keeps winning

Unknown_17: That's potent. That's pretty fucking gay. That's pretty fucking gay chat.

2:09:41
Unknown_17: Um, I did, I, I was not aware that in MAGA anthem baked Alaska calls Donald Trump daddy, but, uh, that's pretty fucking gay. You know, I could talk about Trump. I'm going to make, you know what? I'm going to make a prediction about Trump since we're on the test, just run the topic chat. I have a fork to prediction for Trump.

Unknown_17: I predict only if Trump goes to jail that he will be the president. If they actually put him in jail in Georgia for insurrection or obstructing justice or whatever the fuck, I predict that he will win the presidency regardless of what they try to do.

2:10:23
Unknown_17: Let me explain.

Unknown_17: You may not consider me a socialite chap, but I do get around and sometimes I talk to people in real life.

Unknown_17: And when I talk to Europeans, especially people who are from the West, God help them, and they talk about Trump, they talk about Trump like a joke. They don't understand. I said, how could you vote for Donald Trump? He's orange and a fool. And he talks like a fucking retard. What is wrong with Americans? Why do you elect him? And this is the most concise way that I've found to explain to a Western European liberal

2:11:01
Unknown_17: Why people vote for Trump, without getting into any politics, and without getting into the minutiae of American politics that nobody gives a fuck about, to be quite honest. This is why people vote for Trump. It is because it's funny. America, at this point, will vote for the funniest candidate, and Trump being president is funny. However, people also care about their finances a little bit, too.

Unknown_17: Mostly if it's funny, Americans are all for it. They like laughing. So the only people may not be a hundred percent on Trump. Here's the real issue with Trump is that people don't, he had a shot, right? I don't, I really think that enough people like to actually like fuck over the rigging. You need enough people coming out to it's a voot that care. And I don't think in 2020 he had the momentum and people just didn't care enough to go out and vote for him. However,

2:11:46
Unknown_17: If he goes to jail, him winning will be so funny. It will compel people to go out and vote for him everywhere. And people don't like Joe Biden. Even people who are liberal do not like Joe Biden, which means they will not go out and vote for him. And they will surely try to run Joe again if Trump is in jail. They will just assume that Trump is going to lose if he's in jail because who the fuck would vote for a criminal, not realizing how funny it would be if Trump wins presidency from a jail cell. And they will underestimate the funny factor and just try to shove through Joe Biden again.

2:12:22
Unknown_17: And they will be shocked when fucking California is red, because nobody voted for Trump, except all the black people and Latinos who thought it would be hilarious to put a criminal in the White House. That is the truth.

Unknown_17: That's the reality of the situation. That's what I tell Europeans. I say, we vote for Trump because it's very, very, very funny, and it doesn't matter anyways. That's why.

2:13:08
Unknown_17: There we go. Trump will win presidency only if he goes to jail though. If he doesn't go to jail, I don't know. I don't know. I don't, I'm not sure yet. It's too early. Maybe, you know, what's funny is that somebody in chat once asked me like a year ago, who do you, who would you vote for? And I didn't want to give like a real answer. So I went to the Wikipedia page for Republican candidates for president. And there was like 20 of them. And I picked the one that was polling the least.

Unknown_17: It was Vivek Ramaswamy, so I said I would vote for Vivek Ramaswamy, and they Fucking it's a joke it's like a meme candidate who announced randomly and that was like the second place and people like him even though he's like I don't know people have mixed feelings about him, but I Picked him literally just cuz he had an Indian name And he was in dead last when I pulled up the Wikipedia page for Republican candidates, so I don't know

2:14:05
Unknown_17: Maybe it was that no bump the Josh the Maddie bump. I got him going Funny how things happen Vivek. I don't know I pronounce his name like the guy from from the Elder Scrolls Jack Scalfani Jack Scalfani Jack so funny to cook who I talk about occasionally even though I paid zero attention to and

Unknown_17: I predicted that in 2024, he would have a gimpy arm. As it turns out, the consequences of a stroke do not reverse typically, so I'm correct. He does actually have a gimpy arm.

2:14:42
Unknown_17: He does appear to be gimpier than ever, though.

Unknown_17: As I pull up his page, he seems to be sitting.

Unknown_17: Wait, I went to his live streams, I guess.

Unknown_17: Where was his video? Oh, day two of a carnivore diet, and he's just sitting on his couch.

Unknown_17: Here's him doing a review of Kyokyo Knives.

Unknown_17: He is standing.

Unknown_17: His arm is definitely still gimpy. Now he has a gimpy eye, I think, too. He's not showing his eye as much. Here we go.

2:15:14
Unknown_17: And I can see one of his eyes is gimpy. He had another stroke, I think, so he's still pretty gimpy.

Unknown_17: And now he's doing the carnivore diet. I will make zero predictions about this, because I don't really care about Jack Scalfani. And if I make a prediction that he's going to die horrifically from eating nothing but bacon, I will get genuinely unhinged, seething comments about food and diet again.

Unknown_17: Josh you are fat and therefore you cannot comment on diets I have been doing the bacon fat diet for three years I have never felt better I stink of bacon grease my pets pits sweat pork fat into my sweatshirts But I am thin, I am lean muscle, and I am filled with unbridled optimism about my every day thanks to my pork fat diet.

2:15:53
Unknown_17: So I have zero commentary about Jack Scalfani's diet. I wish him well.

Unknown_17: And perhaps the most important prediction of 2023, chat, to adequately

Unknown_17: say this prediction. I cannot merely repeat myself. I must play my actual words so that they can be heard chat.

Unknown_17: Let's take a listen.

2:16:35
Unknown_19: Wait, this is not it.

Unknown_17: This is the wrong clip. This is out of order and I had to play it then spoil it because if it was just the Pornhub logo, some of you would say negative things and I cannot have that.

Unknown_17: Um, okay, hold up. It's in, it's in my, uh, it's in my thread somewhere.

Unknown_17: Ah, the Sneeds posted it. Sneeds posted it.

2:17:08
Unknown_17: I'll get back to the porn on video in a second.

Unknown_17: Anime is the root of this. Okay. Pay, pay close attention to the Josh of Christmas past chat. Anime is the root of this as well. He's probably watching some weird wife swapping anime and it's giving him ideas to stop.

Unknown_17: Oh, and the Baldo, him trying to get a spot. He said that he fucked his wife with a dildo that you wear on your testicles. It's the dumbest thing I've ever fucking heard. It's the most retarded. I think, um, Ant Ominous said it. He said it's like the most low-cal sex toy ever. Like, who the fuck sees a pretty woman and says, I want to bash my balls into her ass. I want to fuck her with my scrote. Like, are you nuts? Are you nuts? I get that it's a joke, but please stop. Stop nobody wants to hear this this is a funny thing for Ron Jeremy ... and washed up porn stars to talk about on like some sex ... podcast you are supposed to be presentable to the public.

2:17:40
Unknown_17: I'm just saying, bro. I'm just saying. So, 2023, I see Nick Rikeda quitting anime, returning to church, not going to Hedonism 3, and not doing any more interracial life-swapping, because I am the unmoved mover. If I wish it into existence, it will happen. It's happening right now, okay?

2:18:13
Unknown_17: It's happening. I'm willing it.

Unknown_17: I'm like Samson. I got chains on me and I'm pulling it down.

Unknown_19: I'm making it happen. Fuck off.

2:18:45
Unknown_19: Such is life, chat.

Unknown_17: Such is life. Sometimes, chat, you are wrong. Well, let's be clear. My prediction came in threes. Or four, technically. One, Rikada would swear off anime. Two, Rikada would return to church and fear God. Three, Rikada would not go to hedonism. Three, and three B, he would not have interracial wife swapping any further.

2:19:24
Unknown_17: Where to even begin. So to put this into context, we have to go back to the porn hub video.

Unknown_17: This is...

Unknown_17: I believe. And he's having these random cosplay thoughts step on him for pictures. And I consider this so embarrassing, so second-hand humiliating, and so degrading to his heart, that it really upset me. And I really wanted for him to stop doing this.

Unknown_11: So, this is what's going on with this show. So, I'm...

2:19:56
Unknown_17: I watched the clips, however, I'm not 100% up to date with Rikada News. From what I understand, I only got one of my wishes.

Unknown_17: He seems done with anime stuff.

Unknown_17: Correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe there's something anime he still talks about, but it really seems like he now just admits that he was only into anime for the Vic Mignogna stuff and to make money off the weebs.

2:20:33
Unknown_17: And he doesn't really seem to have any interest in anime as like a thing for real.

Unknown_17: Uh, he, he, he tried to hook up with, um, and I'm, I'm going to get some details of this wrong, but I'm going to try to summarize it vaguely instead of naming names that he was interested in connecting with some VTubers.

Unknown_17: To I don't know just bolster his stream get some more people watching his streams and stuff So because he had had success with Vic Mignogna He wanted to talk to popular vtubers, and he reached out to more than one vtuber from the phase connect network

2:21:16
Unknown_17: And not only did he reach out, but he reached out with, um, Kumar lot who was like his, his number two, who was like a genuine, like, like goon brain retard with holes in his head. Uh, and they did something like really inappropriate. I think what the, the main conflict was is that the, they started pretending that.

Unknown_17: They were dating in real life like the vtubers were having like an in real life sexual relationship with these uh with with kumala and this was This was like so damaging like it was weird because they invited them on as friends and then they started saying this stuff without their permission And posting pictures and pretending that they were like in bed together and stuff And not only was this like really inappropriate just when like a person-to-person level Obviously the vtubers make their money by pretending to be single so that people think they have a chance and will super chat for attention

2:22:06
Unknown_17: So these these rumors that they were circulating because they did show up on this guy's stream Which gave some some credence to them, you know to him saying that they were together That that jeopardizes her bottom line because that's how she makes her money so this really upset the the streamers and then because they had done this to people on this phase connect and

Unknown_17: No, Kumalot, his name is Camelot, but he's like Rikada's friend. He shows up on livestream all the time. He's not a VTuber.

2:22:42
Unknown_17: So the the face basically there was like a like a thing with like the phase connect streamers stopped communicating With Rikada and his people because it had caused problems, and they don't want problems and so the studio said don't don't stream with these guys They're bad news, and then when then the word got out that you know the vtubers wouldn't be showing up on Rikada stream anymore he basically started shit-talking the girls and saying like I

Unknown_17: You know that they're that they're shitty anyways, and they should leave their network so that they can stream with them like just really being like really inappropriate from a from a person-to-person perspective and inappropriate in like a professional point of view and since then because all that when this happened all the weebs started fucking with Rikada and his people and in Camelot and I think from that point on Rikita dropped the whole anime facade and because he pissed off all the weeaboos anyways He just said fuck it. I'm not gonna pretend to be a weeaboo anymore and From what I understand he's not he's not trying to like What's the word pander he's not trying to pander to the weeaboos anymore so the whole I kind of got my wish and that he stopped doing the anime shit, but You know what he replaced anime with Like hardcore perpetual alcoholism. Maybe it's not even what I just said with the phase connect drama. I think it was like they, uh, he just started drinking so much. He didn't have the attention span to watch anime anymore. So he just got over it. You know what I mean?

2:24:14
Unknown_17: so it was that and i kind of wanted to show you like this is a thumbnail of ricketa from his op and i think the op was like recently edited in like 2022 so you can see in here like how young he looks his like skin is in good condition

Unknown_17: Um, his hair is, is recently cut and shit. And then we can go to like a list of clothes and we can just pick like literally any recent video of him.

2:24:51
Unknown_17: Um,

Unknown_17: And he just looks fucking awful. Like just look at how fucking old he looks. He looks so old. Like just compare him like here, this isn't even him in his worst. Cause he's not like completely drunk here. He just looks so aged up and his eyes are all fucked up and shit.

Unknown_17: It's really crazy comparing him to even just a couple of years ago.

Unknown_17: Um, there is a specific, aha, here. Okay. How about this? Let's compare them to this.

2:25:22
Unknown_17: This is him properly fucked up. You can see how awful he looks in this. Watch what he does in this. A goddamn bullet.

Unknown_18: If you haven't married someone like that, what are you doing with your life?

Unknown_17: Do you notice anything about that? Let's do an instant replay of this.

Unknown_17: Pay special attention chat. A goddamn bullet.

Unknown_18: If you haven't married someone like that, what are you doing with your life?

2:25:56
Unknown_18: There's no alcohol left in this.

Unknown_17: Class T has a says Nick. Okay. Now that, now that you know the secret one more time, the goddamn bullet, the glass is completely empty.

Unknown_18: If you haven't married someone like that, then you drop left.

Unknown_17: They're literally not even a drop and he really really tries to get a single like milliliter Of alcohol out of that class. It's just it's just dry. It's bone dry

Unknown_17: So he definitely did not become a church going man of God. I don't think he did go to Hedonism 3. However, I can't really say that I predicted that he did not go to Hedonism 3, because it seems like what he's done instead is make Hedonism 3 a perpetual state of being.

2:26:32
Unknown_17: It really sounds like he's into the whole swinging community now. He has these weird new stories about going out to clubs and having old people hit on him.

Unknown_17: And shit, and it's just like I don't know it's it's so gross and He is continually streaming from this fucking kitchen late or from his hot tub, and it's just like

2:27:10
Unknown_17: Anytime anytime he's like he's fucked up after his stream. He's in the kitchen. He's like sloppily eating food Despite this being like the paid for Content for his local streams like his after show like one-on-one for his users He's just like eating into the microphone constantly and just being a gross degenerate. He just every every video where he's in this kitchen and eating like whatever leftovers his wife has left out for him like a fucking dog. It reminds me of that video of um...

2:27:46
Unknown_17: It's the guy eating the burger. I remember when I was like young, there was a really famous celebrity clip of, um, was it David Hasselhoff? He's like eating burger King off the floor of a hotel room with his shirt off. Cause he's so fucked up. And his like daughter recorded this to try and show him how, how gross he was. Um,

Unknown_17: And it got leaked out somehow, and that became a news circuit thing. But that's like Rikada every night now. It's like every night he's just recording himself eating Burger King off the floor in his gross-ass kitchen, and it really feels like his...

2:28:22
Unknown_17: His relationship with his wife has deteriorated because his kitchen is always in disrepair and he's always just eating random shit out of the fridge. He's up at weird times every day. He's drunk perpetually. He's telling stories about how he's like wasted driving under, you know, DUI with his daughter in the car or driving off the road on his Mustang with his daughter in the car. And it's just like, there's no way that this is a functional relationship. There's no way that they're still together. And he's doing this shit and there's no way that they're that she's like in love with him and Allowing him to drink himself to death like this.

Unknown_00: There's just no fucking way And then he complains that people have like a misconception about how he how his life is and

2:29:07
Unknown_17: And it's like, there's no way to form any other opinion. He says like, well, guys, you like see like a microcosm, you just see like one, like 1% of somebody's life. And then you like assume the other 99% off off of that. That's like, yeah, retard. That's how it works.

Unknown_17: That's pattern recognition. That's like that's how the human brain works isn't literally it would be illogical To see somebody who was like a drunk wasted loser You know every time he's on live stream, and then just assume. Oh, he's probably fine off a stream off the stream I'm sure he's like picking daisies and is completely sober and probably has a nice vegetable garden in his backyard Lee There's zero reason to assume that about you So I I Don't know man. It's really painful because I

2:29:53
Unknown_17: I thought it was so nice.

Unknown_17: that Rikada was like a streamer and successful and religious with like a bunch of kids and like a 20-year-old Reno marriage because it shows people, especially right now, that there is still like traditional families and normal people out there. And it makes it so that like the, you know, the old 50-style stay-at-home mom structure

2:30:27
Unknown_17: Exists and it's a it's achievable in the current year, and it's not it's not a bygone era And then he fucks it all up you know like fucks it all up and and and and Makes his relationship like this public display that everyone speculates about and people think his wife gets fucked by black men It's just like it's so disappointing It's so disappointing to me, um, that he would do this and he would, and it's not, it's to be clear. It's not because I personally am like dissuaded or negatively impacted by, uh, his presentation, but I know other people are, I know that when you have thousands and thousands of people watching you, who are heavily engaged in your community, who are heavily involved in your live streams every single day, watching your content. I know that subconsciously, whether they like it or not, it plants in them this idea that every marriage after so many years is doomed to fail. It's doomed to become an open relationship. You're doomed to have marital issues. You're doomed to become Kevin Spacey. And it's not true.

2:31:19
Unknown_17: and I had hope for better from him. So, I don't know. I don't know what to expect for Rakeda, because my instinct is very negative, but I find it difficult to sit here and say, for 2024, I believe that Rakeda will be divorced and he will be shot in the back of the head by a gay Nazi. You know? I don't want to say that.

2:31:59
Unknown_17: Actually, you know what? Fuck it. 2024,

Unknown_17: Nicholas Ricada will be shot in the back of the head by a gay Nazi and Lock it in that's my prediction

Unknown_17: Is there anything else? I asked in the thread if anyone wanted my opinions on any other particular thing. And the one thing that was brought up that I saw in time, let me double check and make sure there was nothing else mentioned worth talking about. But SpriteHeader had asked, let's see, this is, where is it?

2:32:31
Unknown_17: He says, where do you see graph ending up? How do you think threads joining the Fediverse will go?

Unknown_17: And I could talk about that specifically, however, I kind of decided to branch this in together to one giant topic, Graph, the Fediverse, Threads, and Elon Musk. I kind of see all these topics tangentially related.

2:33:10
Unknown_17: So Graph is the operator of the largest, like, anime-centric

Unknown_17: I want to say like one little, I don't know how to describe it. He's not really a free speech guy. It's like a shit posting instance. I guess that's the easiest way to say it. Um, so he runs a large shit posting Fediverse node and it has Federation issues with a bunch of different nodes. But then the threads, which is Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook's, um, Nastadon instance, um, is coming into the Fediverse and it's already canceled, uh, the, uh, Federation with posts and stuff.

2:33:46
Unknown_17: And so I don't know what to expect for graph personally. I think graph is incompetent. I think that he has severe emotional issues. He's a man lit. He can't really help it. I don't see much for him. I think that he's, he's so good at alienating good people from his races and he doesn't really do or pioneer anything innovative of in and of itself.

Unknown_17: And he's very hard to like. He's hard to get along with. Even when I was trying to run the Fediverse instance, he was very difficult to put up with. He always found new reasons to be upset with people. And his way of solving issues is just to yell at people and threaten them. That doesn't really convince people to see it your way.

2:34:24
Unknown_17: So for Graph, I'm not optimistic about. Mastodon will continue to grow because Mastodon currently serves a niche that it was serving in the past. When Twitter was owned by Jack Dorsey, the far left and the far right were both not welcome on Twitter. And the far left and the far right both migrated to the Fediverse and the ActivityPub API.

2:35:00
Unknown_17: So, since Elon Musk now owns X, I see even more attention paid to Mastodon. And since you have this thing that has this built-in audience that's been building for years, completely organic in its growth, it makes perfect sense for Facebook to try and tap into that and try and integrate into this and just become the biggest and the best FedEverse instance.

Unknown_17: It's a brilliant strategy.

Unknown_17: So I can, I don't think threads will be huge, but I do think that it will have a pretty dedicated user base.

Unknown_17: Um, perhaps it depends on how they moderate it.

2:35:40
Unknown_17: And I think that the Fediverse will continue to do just fine as it grows.

Unknown_17: The one that makes me think is Elon, because I now have an ex-account, I have a Twitter account, and I'm very thankful for it. I'm very, very thankful for being able to say what I want.

Unknown_17: Somewhere that's not the Kiwi farms. It's been literally it's been 10 years since I've had the ability to even have a minimal presence on another site I Received a blue sky invite and I tried to join deck Jack Dorsey's Blue sky instance and all I did is I said hello, and then I posted a link to my account on the Kiwi farms and My account was deleted. My email has been banned. And when I tried to rejoin with a different invite, I was not able to because they had seized that handle and the email address. So just saying hello on Blue Sky was enough to get banned. And that's how it usually is. I'm not allowed to have a presence anywhere. So it's a great relief to be

2:36:25
Unknown_17: Someplace public that I can speak again, and I'm very thankful for it. However. I see the mounting pressure Against Elon I see the reputation poisoning that he is getting from The mainstream I see them going after his his income I see them big news that I don't even I didn't even talk about but the I think it was the the US government and

2:37:15
Unknown_17: cancelled their subsidies for SpaceX. They cancelled something like billions of dollars worth of federal subsidies for his space program for reasons unknown, but it can be assumed that because of X and the problems that it has, that the government doesn't like, that it was a politically motivated financial decision. It's just like

Unknown_17: It's scary, because it doesn't matter how big and powerful he is, and it doesn't matter how oppositional and defiant he is towards these forces, they're very serious people.

2:37:50
Unknown_17: The people in the government that have been working for the last 80 years to control every facet of media, and only just recently managed to figure out what to do with the internet, they don't find the situation funny. Their job is to find ways to fuck you over. And this guy who has a serious amount of clout and financial backing and a cult of personality that he's developing is a serious institutional threat to something that they've developed for a long time.

Unknown_17: So I want to be optimistic about something like Twitter, but it's really hard for me to be optimistic because I know that if they have to, they will kill him. If there was something that he did that made them think he couldn't, you know, that the easiest thing to do would be to have him die, For sure, they'll arrange that and they will kill him because that takes an obstinate person out of a position that's an inconvenience to them.

2:38:36
Unknown_17: It's just that easy.

Unknown_17: So, I don't know. And because of my perspective, I'm forced to be optimistic about things. And I do believe that the government is evil and corrupt in near equal proportion. I think that, and one other thing, incompetent. Here's my pithy little thing about politics. I think that the conservative people believe that the government is more evil than incompetent, and liberals believe that the government is more incompetent than evil.

2:39:19
Unknown_17: People on the progressive side seem to think if only people were more educated, if only the rich businessmen were forced to pay their fair share, if only these inequalities were simply ironed out, things would be better.

Unknown_17: People on the right look at the government and think they know exactly what they're fucking doing. They're just evil you know So we can only hope that the government is more incompetent than evil and that these things will simply Crumble over time so they could just don't really they're gonna start. They're gonna start killing people It is evil and incompetent. I'm saying it's one more than the other So

2:40:06
Unknown_17: It's hard for me to predict. I hope, I'm not going to make a prediction. I will say I hope that in 2024, as far as the internet goes, things do get better because it needs to get better. And it looks, the signs, the signs are there that they can get better. People are, people are very,

Unknown_17: What's the word? They're more conscious of things now than they used to be. 10 years ago, people were very unplugged and now they're very, it's the opposite. Everyone is plugged in and they're very conscious of stuff.

2:40:43
Unknown_17: Uh, so with that, that is my final, my final thoughts on this lineup. Let me see if I missed anything.

Unknown_17: People are making fun of me. Uh, my prediction is that in 2024, um, it will not be the year of Linux gaming. I completely disavow Linux. I'll probably fix my desktop tomorrow, but I fucking hate it so much.

Unknown_17: And don't, don't suggest me your fucking distro because they all suck. Every distro fucking sucks. Don't even bother. Um,

2:41:21
Unknown_17: Cool. Okay. So on that note, I believe, is there anything, is there any last option? Is anyone in chat? You can actually know what super chat me, super chat me who you want me to get predictions on. We're going to do it like that.

Unknown_17: Go to the background filters. Mandy. No, I'm saving that for, um,

2:41:54
Unknown_17: I'm saving like the actual update stuff for Friday. This is just going to be my, um, I talk about the year, the year and in review. Uh, where is color correction? Chroma key. Select cooler grain. Ooh, that's not good. Ooh, that's really shitty actually.

2:42:29
Unknown_17: I want a bright color. I want a lovely color. I want one that inspires and thrills. Oh, what a beautiful year we have. No, that's not it. How about this puke green? Ooh, that's awful.

Unknown_17: How about a nice yellow? Looks like toxic waste. It's really hard to make a nice lively color out of the dark background that I have. Oh my God, you guys are right. Holy shit. Hold up. Take this off. Take it off. It's not time. It's not time. There is one more person.

Unknown_17: In the year 2024, I was gifted Bossman Jack.

2:43:04
Unknown_17: Uh, do I have my prediction for Bossman? I do not have it written down. Let me think of what I was going to say.

Unknown_17: I predict that in 2024 Bossman Jack.

Unknown_17: will lose it all again and again and again and again and again every day he will wake up as the sun doth rise and he will go on to stream and start another fresh gamba sesh and then as the sun doth set so too shall his wallet balance return to zero so that when he rises in the morn yet again as the sun does so too will his balance be replenished by juice and the cycle may complete 365 times until this day next year chap on that note actually let me i'll play one one unrelated clip um this i i i zeded this of course um and i said

2:44:07
Unknown_17: Twitch can't compete with Kik. Twitch. Prostitutes. Grooming. Catboy Ranch Discord. Millionaire Champagne Socialist denying Kurdish and Armenian genocides.

Unknown_17: Yarn. Kik. This. Wholesome. Fun.

Unknown_02: shit guys fucking weirdo you really know what

2:45:02
Unknown_02: Alright, we're done.

Unknown_03: He went back in his fucking room. He knows what's good. He knows I'm not doing nothing wrong, bro. He just fucking has nothing better to do. He's like these fucking weirdos, man, that fucking harass me online. It's fucking sad, bro.

Unknown_17: That is his father he's speaking to. He lives at home with his mother and father, and he stays in his room upstairs, I believe his childhood bedroom, and he punches holes in their wall, he kicks his foot through the door, he smashes shit, he leaves his room in an utter state of disrepair. In fact, over Christmas, his brother came to visit. And I don't have a clip for this, but his name was Andrew. I remember listening to this live, and I was thinking, who the fuck is Andrew? Is that like his friend? And his brother comes up. It's Bossman Drew, and he's clean cut. He's tidy. He's presentable.

2:45:46
Unknown_17: It's really uncanny, because he looks like Bossman Jack, but like clean.

Unknown_17: And he comes up to his brother's bedroom, and he sees that there's holes in the wall. The door is replaced with a curtain. There's stacks of plates on the ground. And he literally, when he walks into this room and his brother is eagerly showing him his streaming setup and the hundreds of people watching him, he sits there and stares at the webcam in utter disbelief. He's literally in shock. It takes him a full minute. to reconfigure himself and come to the realization that this is not a joke, he's not being punked, that he is surrounded by filth and his brother is proudly showing off his webcam stream setup as he broadcasts himself, you know, 12 hours a day every day.

2:46:24
Unknown_17: Gaming he says he was playing he was playing counter-strike, and that's how he introduced his brother to his stream set up He was playing counter-strike. He says oh Yes, like what do you stream? He says well? I'm playing counter-strike. He never plays counter He plays counter-strike like every so often when he's out of money. He lied to his brother, and he said I'm I stream myself playing counter-strike when the reality is that he streams himself losing other people's money every day day after day I Thought that was really amazing if I was this man's father

2:47:08
Unknown_17: I mean this, you know, I mean it. I would fucking murder him. I would take a gun and I would blow his fucking brains out. I cannot lie.

2:47:39
Unknown_17: And then I would have to kill myself because it was through shame of having raised somebody who would fucking talk to me like that as he sits in my fucking house.

Unknown_17: Okay.

Unknown_17: That's the boss man. I predict that nothing will change someone correctly pointed out that this year is a leap year So it's actually 366 days of the Sun rises and the Sun sets cool That's a poopy color I want a nice bright color about this No, that's too. How can I make it a little bit green? Ah There we go. Why is it like?

2:48:18
Unknown_17: Okay, okay increase the contrast no

Unknown_17: Make the opacity down. No, it's the gamma. I'm not doing nothing.

Unknown_17: Oh, that's the chroma key. That's why it doesn't work. Okay, cool. Oh, there we go. Excellent. There we go. That's unsatisfied chat. I'm so sad. Super chats. Hopefully my dashboard has worked. Let's see. It appears it has.

Unknown_17: Fligoo Gigoo, Seared Byte for 9-11 says, You say one must be a positive, poly, delusional, happy-to-lucky retard because of Pascal Wager, but how the hell do you do that? Even though I'm healthy, with a loving family and a comfy job, mostly remote that pays well for a couple hours of work a day, I feel stuck and anxious about my life.

2:48:51
Unknown_17: simply do not feel that way. It's literally that easy. Everything in your life is a figment of your imagination. Your gray matter controls 100% of what you perceive about the world around you. So therefore it stands to wager that you are in control of how you feel and how you perceive things. And if you want to feel differently, all you have to do is feel differently. You have to put your mind to it and convince yourself that you're going to feel better. Or if you're genuinely unhappy and you don't want to be where you're at, you have to look at why and change it. Get a fucking hobby. Plant some tomatoes, dude.

2:49:29
Unknown_17: Debugs, for one, says, George Floyd came back. I already played that. Thank you.

Unknown_17: Action Johnny, for 10, says, shout out to Muttley and his many attempts at installing Arch. May he succeed in glory. Installing Arch is easy. Updating your video drivers, well, my friend, that's the fun part. This is where the fun begins. And by the fun, I mean getting a message that your drivers work and then not getting your desktop environment because they don't fucking work. Thank you.

Unknown_17: Fenno, Hungarian and peerless for five says happy new year. Thank you Fenno, Hungarian and peerless. You're my favorite super chatter. Wait, where's that sound coming from? This is a blank windows install. How am I getting matrix notifications? Interrobang.

2:50:02
Unknown_17: Thank you, my boy. You're, you're one of the good ones. I'll say that.

Unknown_17: No, no e-daddy picks favorites. That's the rules.

Unknown_17: Uh, cynical for five says, did you see Maddox taking shots at Dick having pedophiles on his show and his audience? No, we did not. Let's take a look.

Unknown_17: See I'm loading the Kiwi farms a tenuous proposition Poster says I'm a hundred percent team Maddox now this shit is awesome. Let's take a look and see if it really is awesome Maddox says in the comments of his video other way around I moved on while you the guy you're idolizing has talked about me almost every day for over half a decade pathetic and Rich is relative especially when your parents buy you a house. I can see why you're a fan. Who's your favorite pedophile? He's had on your show

2:50:41
Unknown_17: Isn't the age of consent 17 in most states and 16 in many other states? I don't think it's controversial to say that 17 year olds are hot. I think that pedo implication here is pretty thin.

Unknown_17: I think that if you have to like lawyer your, your attraction to somebody and say, well, it's technically, it's legal. Um, you may feel that you're in the wrong.

Unknown_17: It's not the law.

Unknown_17: What makes a relationship creepy is not the law. It's the power dynamics.

2:51:26
Unknown_17: because there are some relationships that are inherently exploitative. If someone is having sex with a profoundly retarded person, it's safe to say that that relationship is exploitative, even if the retard seems to enjoy it, because how can a retard actually consent? They cannot.

Unknown_17: Refugee, thank you. Refugee from Quickkill for five says, can we have a ballrow drop for Kiwi Farms New Year celebration for 2025?

Unknown_17: Ballrow drop. I'm trying to think.

Unknown_17: I don't know.

2:52:00
Unknown_17: I don't want to celebrate Rikada's decline. It makes me feel bad, okay? I don't know what we could drop. Maybe some silver, something wholesome. Things have to be wholesome sometimes.

Unknown_17: Red eyes black dragon for five says have you ever wondered who goes politics actually is like who is the man behind? The cans and what drives him to do what he has done for so long. I imagine he enjoys it People who seem to do something for a very long time inexplicably Usually have very simple motivation for doing so and that is that they enjoy what they do. They like streaming They like talking to people they like doing the little freakouts and having all the bits and the the returning callers and you know making making

2:52:40
Unknown_17: Uh, jokes that become like part of the internet and that people reference without even knowing where they come from. That kind of stuff is fun. I can see why he does it.

Unknown_17: Uh, Wigan for five says needs feed and seed formerly Chucks. Also Bart's farting chart doesn't make any sense because the store was called feeds and she'd under sneeze ownership. So stop posting it.

Unknown_19: What?

Unknown_19: But, I don't, what?

2:53:16
Unknown_17: I don't understand. I've made the joke a million times and you've somehow come at me with a super chat I can't even fucking parse.

Unknown_17: Chuck's fuck and shuck as in like shucking corn, bro. I don't know what you're trying to say. I'm sorry Lacunae provides as you're now uncomfortably aware of how many times you say like in a sentence I'm very uncomfortably aware of how many times I say like in a sentence. I have an issue where I have I Have when I take pauses I always have some sort of

2:53:53
Unknown_17: Vocalize pause I either say I used to I got over saying fucking a lot. I used to say fucking fucking fucking like What's-his-face that retard?

Unknown_17: You know the one I'm talking about I made fun of him before and then I replaced that I say like a lot and I still go I'm an err like Obama Obama said I've been in hurt a lot They had to put him into like vocal training courses when he was president, so he wouldn't I'm an err it's better just to make like a quiet pause as you think but

Unknown_17: Old habits are hard to break. I do try. Yeah leafy. I do try to get better at what I do. I promise DBS day for two says hypocrite hypothetically if you had to pick one, which TF2 mercenary would you pick to have sex with your wife?

2:54:39
Unknown_17: That is a cringe comment sir, I don't know what you're hoping to get out of me, but I will not answer that question I apologize Insensitive zero for ten says happy new year Jim made 2022 the year of the chud Ralph declared 2023 the year of the gunt It's your turn. What's it gonna be? What's the year of the Kiwi obviously? There another answer I have a feeling that

Unknown_17: Optimistically speaking, if 2024 goes according to plan, everyone, everyone will say I am based. They will not be able to say otherwise.

2:55:15
Unknown_17: It's all according to plan, Chad, according to plan.

Unknown_17: Judy Hester for five says, Josh, please move back to West Virginia. We can go to the Mothman Museum. Happy New Year.

Unknown_17: I don't know, man. The Mothman Museum is not very enticing. And my main issue with West Virginia is that it's like right next to DC. If you ever look at a map and look at DC, you see West Virginia's like right there. I can only imagine, like, there's probably a Fed everywhere listening to you. They're in the mountains. They have all those big, like, yodeling horns. They put their ear to it and they listen to what you have to say. Every mountaintop.

2:55:49
Unknown_17: I'm kind naysayer for one says you and scalp fatty should diet together. Are you carnivore enough to keep up with an all-meat diet? No, I'm not cuz I like I don't want to be gross Peepee poopoo is not really my type of humor. But I mean unironically, how the fuck do you shit when you eat nothing but meat?

Unknown_17: Like, is he just gonna like poop black sludge, meaty, greasy, oily shit all the time? Because you eat nothing but meat, right? So how the fuck do you get fiber? Are you taking like Metamucil tablets? What are you doing? This sounds like a meme. Like, how disgusting. You know?

2:56:24
Unknown_17: Casting Couch Crab for 10 says, hello, Dr. Moon. The crab of the day is the Kingler crab. Ooh. That sounds nice. Sounds like a Pokemon. It is a Pokemon. Oh my God. Nice try guy. I call it. I, my Pokemon facts are ahead of the curb.

2:56:57
Unknown_17: John vent for five says move to Alaska with the bears. Your enemies won't fight bears, dude. It's something nice. Alaskan wasteland. Even though I do get docs in Alaska, who the fuck you come out to Alaska, try to fuck with me. They will never find your body. That's the fun part. They'll literally never find your ass.

Unknown_17: It is very tempting. It's a very tempting proposition.

Unknown_17: I do like cold weather.

Unknown_17: Kyle Larson, all chat, for five says, Pensacola's proudest son, it's time to return to the panhandle. We have all the best basements you could ask for. Dude, not a fucking chance. I don't even know if I'm gonna visit Florida. That's not happening.

2:57:31
Unknown_17: Appreciate the invitation, but it's too hot and sweaty and shitty in Florida. Although it is based in Redfield. That's unfortunate. It's all those Mexicans. All those Cubans, rather.

Unknown_17: Huge Ant, for $50, says, pizza time, thanks for the streams. Well, it's too late for pizza time.

Unknown_17: Next time will be time, but thank you. I appreciate it.

Unknown_17: Uh, David S eight, seven, seven for 25 says, what's your prediction for only 2024 crop of retards, more or less retarded than 2023. The issue with low cows right now is that, um, everyone is so retarded.

2:58:04
Unknown_17: And their, their retardation is usually like politically bent that it's hard to find like genuine old fashioned, like deviant art style retards that just draw like weird and like inflation porn.

Unknown_17: Their porn is always of like Palestinian children getting popped as balloons by Israeli thumbtacks or something. It's like, well, I want to make fun of this, but you've made it like political. And now there's no way that a thread about a man who draws Israeli children as inflation balloons getting popped by Israeli thumbtacks is going to remain on topic and not be derailed by politics immediately on the first page.

2:58:51
Unknown_17: Uh,

Unknown_17: So I don't know that doesn't really answer your question more. I'll be optimistic more Coco for one says never forgetting the deer offered to fuck Pete's if he got bottom surgery What's the update on that deer? He still does streams from his like kitchen because he's like he wants to be like a stream chef But he's still like a cracked-out Egyptian man. I don't know. Maybe he will fuck Pete's that'd be funny Roxanne wolf for five says bark bark. Thank you Roxanne wolf. I appreciate it Based or anything for two says thank you for exposing me to Louie Ross or Lewis Rossman his recent content on Amazon is really interesting Here's our separate pal Lewis is great. Very smart very insightful Usually has fair takes even when it would be more sensationalist and profitable to have another opinion I do like him and he has a very calming voice, which is nice and sensitive zero for one says juice world died because of the before George Floyd did and

2:59:21
Unknown_17: Oh my god, I'm an idiot. I was gonna say, how is that possible? Because the YouTube video I watched came out like two months after George Floyd had died. And then I realized I had watched a lyric video, and I just assumed that the publication date of that video was when the song came out. But the song had been out for years by that point. It was just a lyric video. It didn't even occur to me. Shows you how fucking smart I am.

2:59:53
Unknown_17: Third World Aristocrat, for one, says, happy 2024, Jersh. Happy 2024.

Unknown_17: I hope you have a prosperous and productive New Year. Thank you. The Ghost of Lotax, for one, says, can you rate the flag of the Lebanese Christian militia? And then he links a cat box file, which I didn't open.

3:00:28
Unknown_17: That's pretty fucking badass. My only issue is, is I don't like white backdrop flags because it just doesn't, it doesn't look like a flag. I think, um, someone mentioned West Virginia earlier and West Virginia has an interesting flag.

3:00:59
Unknown_17: because it breaks a lot of rules that I like in a flag, but it has one thing really good going for it. And that is it has a very interesting blue border. And I'm thinking if they just took, uh, if they just took that red color and they apply a similar border around it to really hammer home that no, really, this is a flag, it would look better. So just add a border to it. It would look really nice. It's an awesome emblem. It's a nice, uh, like seal.

3:01:40
Unknown_17: Long border 241 for five says Happy New Year's Josh I just went to btfu and you lack of cheese during the u.s. With my East Coast family's tertiary board and Then he links to a cat box file and indicates to me that none of them are cheddar. I

Unknown_17: Well, if there's no labels, I don't know if I'm going to be able to accurately identify what every single one is. I see some ranch dressing already.

Unknown_19: That's a good start. I mean, that's nice. Did you like buy that in the mail or what?

Unknown_17: It's like four.

Unknown_14: No, it looks nice, dude.

3:02:18
Unknown_17: I'm glad that you have access to cheese that most Americans done. Good job.

Unknown_17: Wiggin for five says, I thought I could only help, I could help raid pull, but every time I tried to make a threat or reply, I just get bombarded with shit and I just cannot take it anymore. Things like pictures of George Floyd's neck crammed between the butt cheeks of a yellow cartoon character with the caption, I can't sneed.

Unknown_17: That's a very famous copy pasta. Redditors or discord trannies once tried to raid poll and they got offended by, um, by sneed, which is probably a fake copy pasta for being real, but it is funny.

3:02:51
Unknown_17: Judy tester for one says, read the super chat before me. Remember to clear your exit data before you put it on cat box. Pixel six a F fag.

Unknown_17: Well, as long as you don't leak your GPS coordinates, you should be fine.

Unknown_17: Global for one says, I just remember Josh, why did you say you don't know who Eva lion is? You posted in her thread.

Unknown_17: I don't know who eat a lion is.

Unknown_19: Let's see.

Unknown_17: May 15th, 2026. Why is there a thread about her on two different image boards and now here? Are you guys posting this literally every website you can think of? Well, it seems pretty fucking obvious. It seems like some guy was spamming information about this person. I knew the name because I saw it on three different websites and I asked about it and then I forgot about it as quickly as I saw it.

3:03:26
Unknown_17: Very my character. Uh, Kruben Sim for five says rule Ruben Sim link on zitter.

Unknown_17: Roblox banned a Person for seven days for calling someone a furry And then ban someone for one day for okay, this is actually funny I'll just show this this is what this is what gets you a one-day ban on the roblox but don't call someone a furry because that would be too offensive and

3:04:25
Unknown_19: Roblox Roblox Roblox Roblox Commando kid 69 for 5 says Josh.

Unknown_17: I want to thank you your mental fortitude has inspired me to get fit Wow That's a weird takeaway for my streams Last year. I was 4 foot 9 400 pound man lit and now I'm a 9 foot 2 400 pound Chad Congratulations Here hold up

Unknown_17: Here we have a picture. I can, uh, oh, it doesn't want to load. Okay, fine. I'll just take whatever I can get here. We have a picture of a five foot 11 manlet dancing with a six foot tall woman. And you can really, it's really embarrassing when you see them right next to each other.

3:05:07
Unknown_17: Truly offensive. Congratulations on your growth.

Unknown_17: The president of Nintendo for once used to really enjoy Jim Sterling back in the day, the best of Steam Greenlight trailers, early Jim Pressions days, and thought his over-the-top personality was really funny. But once his content became non-stop bitterness, I stopped watching. He looks genuinely miserable these days, and it makes me sad."

Unknown_17: Well, I guarantee you that his misery is 100% self-inflicted. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

3:05:48
Unknown_17: James Boone for five says nothing Thank You James Boone when a Chad a and n did nothing wrong for ten says for me Kiwi farms on tour has been working pretty well for the last few weeks even on mobile How resilient is the forum on tour will be easy to stay up regardless of if we get pushed off the clear net also fuck rumble I'm very confident in tour I

Unknown_17: I have a very special setup, and I can make it very, very resilient very easily. And by the way, Tor, we've been on ClearNet, so I've not talked about this, but Tor recently released Proof of Work as a DDoS prevention mechanism that's built into the Tor network. So if we do get DDoS attacked, I'll simply turn that on, and we'll see how that goes. But they've fortified DDoS attacks at like a network level with the Tor network, something that the mainstream internet can't fucking accomplish for some reason.

3:06:25
Unknown_17: So I'm not concerned about that If we have to if we have to go back on tour until my master plan is completed So be it though. I'm pretty confident I'll just be able to continue hopping around hosts in the meantime and cause enough problems for cogent. It'll stop fucking with us Lowell now for one says I demand you pay for my chemo after subjecting me to whatever the screaming weeaboo shit was I

3:07:05
Unknown_17: Sorry, I cannot pay to cure your carcin- carcin- carcin- carcinogic-

Unknown_17: Yeah, you know, panic matches. Okay. You have to, you have to handle that on your own. I recommend a detox ice Mexican for five. So they used to watch cog until they started capitulated to the weirder individuals in his computer. You like Machiavelli and Medicare from bot. He also doesn't cover anything other than Ralph. LOL.

Unknown_17: Um, I don't know who Machiavelli is. I know who Fembot is. He's still like a dude pretending to be a woman. It's really weird and creepy.

Unknown_17: I mean, I can't imagine caring enough about Ralph right now to talk about him incessantly It's hard to find even like small bits to talk about because he's been so straight-laced recently Insensitive zero for five says an AGP AGP vtuber agency is opening. Do you think Pete's will audition?

3:07:56
Unknown_17: Let's take a look So this is apparently a transgender vtuber. I

Unknown_17: E-N-A-V-Tuber Agency is here. We are Valur, a new agency with a focus on spicier side of content creation. We hope you will follow our journey as we prepare for auditions.

Unknown_17: Okay, I will play the trailer for it. I was afraid what they meant by spicy.

Unknown_19: I scanned through it.

3:08:30
Unknown_17: This does not want to play at all, huh? You guys are being saved by the shitty-ass player.

Unknown_17: What does that even mean? What is a spicier take on... That just means pornographic, right? What does spicy mean? It has to mean like... Like... Valour? Yeah, and allure. That sounds like pornographic. This is just a Coomer review.

3:09:02
Unknown_17: Coomer vTuber thing. They're already Coomer vTu... Like, every vTuber thing is Coomer.

Unknown_17: That's definitely, like, some weird shit.

Unknown_17: Space Allen for 20 says happy new year happy new year space Helen. Thank you very much. Hope you do well my friend The bugs for one says hey Josh. Have you ever heard had road rage? Yes, I have I I am a very I'm usually a very good driver. I'm very cautious very I drive pretty fast. I usually go about 10 over on good traffic days where I'm just on the freeway or whatever and

3:09:38
Unknown_17: But I I have lost genuinely lost my shit at left-lane cruisers like in in Florida It's especially bad ever like people just don't know how to fucking drive in Florida. There was I remember a time. There was a guy

Unknown_17: And he was driving in pace with like a semi truck and it was backing up traffic for a mile. Like if I looked in my rear view mirror, I could see as far back as I could a line of traffic that was being created because the car in front of me and the semi truck to my right was neck and neck. And I rode this, I usually drive really like safely, but I rode this guy's ass. I was like feet from his bumper going, you know, 55 or whatever the fuck because it was under the speed limit and eventually the semi slowed down

3:10:17
Unknown_17: I think he realized how bad the conditions were getting, and he slowed down to create space. Oh, you know what it was? I started honking. And if you don't know, this may surprise you if you're European or whatever, or just not American. Nobody in America uses their horn. It's a really rare thing in the South, especially, for people to use their vehicle's horn for any reason. It's shocking when somebody honks. It almost never happens.

Unknown_17: Um, but I started honking at this guy. I just like slam it like hand on the horn not let up for you know a minute and then the the semi next to me Um slowed down so that I could pass on the right And I was I was so pissed because I've been stuck behind this guy for like 15 fucking minutes That I swerved around him and then started uh break checking him while honking the fucking horn and I was right in front of him Brake checking him, honking the horn, and I cut on my right turn signal to indicate to this fucking retard to get the fuck out of the left lane. And he never did it. Even as I drove off, I could see in the distance that he was in the left lane and many cars were passing around him on the right. I don't know what the fuck his issue was. I should have taken down his plate number and reported him to the DMV for being a fucking menace on the road. Like, it was unbelievable to me. Like, how do you not get the fucking hint to get out of the fucking way?

3:11:15
Unknown_17: Makes me angry just thinking about it. Yes, I do get road rage only at left lane cruisers. Because it's unbelievable.

3:11:53
Unknown_17: We have two lanes and it only works if people don't cruise in the left.

Unknown_17: Yeah, I'm getting pissed. Fuck, man.

Unknown_17: You have to not cruise in the left. If I know someone's behind me and I'm in the left lane, it doesn't matter if I'm going above the speed limit or not, I'm gonna slow down and get to the right if I'm holding up traffic.

Unknown_17: Wasn't an old fart. It was like an old man or like a middle-aged man. I remember this clear as fucking day because I was angry I'm Timidou for one says I recommend the browser extension you blacklist. It lets you block search results from Google I heard it. I use it to block literally every journalistic publication. I see it almost made Google usable again. Just use Bing, bro Google just sucks

3:12:28
Unknown_17: Mario Carter 13 for ones is balls or no balls on Mandy. Definitely balls. Definitely balls. That's a reference by the way to a thing that we're catered in.

Unknown_17: For the ghost NTC for five says pizza here. It's the year of the fat pink haired dragon eating a pizza and fuck you piece of shit. Steno for five says here was that boss man Jack AI from two weeks ago that you wouldn't load for you.

3:13:02
Unknown_17: Okay. This guy made this and it's really creative. So I'll just play it.

Unknown_21: I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche I stay niche, I stay niche

3:13:45
Unknown_17: That's why I love Bossman Jack. He invokes creativity, which is what you want.

Unknown_17: When someone, when the form is like creating art and stuff, it's the best.

Unknown_17: Thank you. For the Ghosts, NTC for 15 says, POV of the year is 2028 and the last two remaining American waves get torn apart by a pack of neighbors. It's never been this jover, doomer's right all along. And then there's a YouTube link.

Unknown_17: Take a look-see.

Unknown_17: Sign in to confirm your age. Actually, I will just go to youtube.com.

3:14:19
Unknown_17: Nope. Wrong one. Oh, go instead. Go to invidious.com. I will instead go to embed that Keely farms that HK cause I actually run my own instance. And I think this will actually not work because the referral is wrong. Let's see chat. And my invidious instance isn't actually, let's uh,

Unknown_17: I have to fix that. It's youtube.co. Is that it?

Unknown_17: Oh, wait, is it, wait, it's youtube, youtube, youtube.be.

3:14:55
Unknown_17: It's the last one. If I can't, this doesn't work. Okay. It doesn't work.

Unknown_17: The field of Rickles and Torres day of the dead. Oh,

Unknown_17: This is just a scene where he gets killed, torn apart by zombies, like literally torn in half. I've seen this scene.

Unknown_17: Okay, this isn't load, I'll just tell you. He gets torn in half by zombies, and then as they're eating him, his lower half, he screams out choke on it to the zombies. I understand. All right, sorry, Ro. I tried my best. Thank you, though.

3:15:26
Unknown_17: Mash uranus for five says Vivek is a status chaser like all South and Southeast Asians Indians are good at reading the room to try and take advantage of people They will say whatever you want to hear don't believe them. Well, I wonder if he smells like curry My experience with Indians is that they smell like curry like their homes a reek of curry and they have BO that smells like curry It's really off-putting. I think he smells like curry, but he smells like curry. I Twinkle chart for $100 says my prediction for 2024 is Nick will snap out of it. Stop drinking, et cetera. Alyssa can clip that. Also, you can play a few bars from the bargaining rapes, banging rape song. You had the last few last show. Happy new year, buddy. What this let's see. It's from, um, it's called like Panther remix rape.

3:15:57
Unknown_17: There we go.

Unknown_21: He's talking about the elites though to be clear. I don't want to be smirch out Jones's good name The bugs for one says graph will be fucked by a tranny 2024. Okay, maybe the bugs for one says Lamar and links to happy Borea.

3:16:32
Unknown_17: Oh

Unknown_17: And when they are gonna are Anarchist says I refuse to argue with the Nazis face the wall Zin said so the Nazis in the room with us right now Emma says you literally retweeted a racist post the racist post is final stage capitalism is where you have to protect your employees from neighbors Zin said says banger racist post Someone replies defends capitalism. Oh my god. I see I

3:17:21
Unknown_17: Thank you. 777 flux for five says 2024 prediction. The election will not take place until 2025 and Newsom is gonna be the nominee I think we're gonna reelect Lyndon B Johnson and make him president. Does that work?

Unknown_17: Thank you. Judy Tester for two says armchair warlord slash samurai tie prediction. I have no idea who either of those people are I sorry to disappoint

Unknown_17: Long border two four one four twenty two says one thing that should help Your distro is having in its kernel as opposed to the most recent one a long-term support kernel Having the kernel update left frequently will make it less likely that programs will just work That's not how that works on arch arch has a rolling release. They don't have long-term support That's why it's bleeding edge

3:18:02
Unknown_17: Genocide RCO for five says Holly dance continued to grift off her son's death and turned his grave into a poundland display She has now spent tens of thousands on his headstone any prediction on what monstrosity it will be oh So it's a very expensive headstone, and you don't know what it will be I

Unknown_17: I'm imagining a giant marble statue of an angel, and the rope that he hanged himself with is incorporated in it somehow. He's holding onto it, and it's lifting him off the floor. It's taking him to heaven. It's like a six foot tall display of him taking a rope up to lift off the ground. That's my prediction for it.

3:18:40
Unknown_17: Can't wait to see it. I'll probably feature that. Sneato for one says, here's the brother, man, Jack appearance. And then he links to the Kiwi farms. Let's see the, I call him boss man drew because it's like boss man, Jack, but boss and Andrew, it makes sense to me. All right, let's watch this.

3:19:15
Unknown_17: Assuming that the Kiwi farms would like, all right, hold on.

Unknown_03: Let me go see if he wants to, you might not want it.

Unknown_02: Andrew.

Unknown_03: He's coming to say hi. I don't want to miss the cue. You coming? Alright. Ignore the messy room, sorry. Room's a little messy, sorry about that.

3:19:48
Unknown_03: Oh, you're joking.

Unknown_03: No, I'm not. Oh. Well, dang. Hey, you'll figure it out. Everyone say hi to my brother. Hold on, guys. Dude, I've been blowing up on here lately. Everybody say hi to my brother. Look right here. Everybody say hi to my brother. Let's go. Where? Right here on the chat, right here. Hello. That's my older brother, dude. Yeah, buddy. What's good, dude? I'm telling you, I've been blowing up lately. I average like 400 viewers now.

3:20:19
Unknown_03: Yeah, isn't that crazy? I'm doing good. Playing Counter-Strike.

Unknown_20: Oh.

Unknown_03: Yeah. The new one, they got Counter-Strike 2 now. It just came out. I went into Counter-Strike 2, look, come out, guys. Good looking man, someone said.

Unknown_03: What?

3:20:52
Unknown_03: We got some good, we got some good genes, I'd say.

Unknown_23: Hey, buddy. What kind of dog is it again?

Unknown_03: Navarro, yep, she's been watching for a while.

Unknown_03: Norwegian elk hound guys are Norwegian. I've never played on this map yet.

Unknown_23: I hope it works I'm you know to hear the fucking small hat rapping this part right here where he's like looking at the map the game and he's looking down and

3:21:25
Unknown_17: There is like trash in that corner like that I think that's the corner where he keeps all the plates and stuff when he's done eating He just throws the plate of food on the ground in that corner. So I'm pretty sure that's what he's looking at right there So in the winter it gets super cold in the summer it gets super hot There's like no insulation

Unknown_17: I don't like that part right here. He's investigating the hole in the wall. He's like, please don't tell me that's just a hole from his fist in that wall. And he's like, oh, that's like, that's a hole from his fist in the wall. He's a shorty, ain't he guys?

3:22:04
Unknown_03: He's a shorty.

Unknown_17: He's like, he's like scratching his face, soothing himself, touching his head uncomfortably. And he's like trying to neg him. Cause he's like, obviously like a normal person.

Unknown_03: How old are you? 5'11? 5'9? Okay, I can't handle BLP kosher anymore if you want to watch that's on the thread December 23rd right before Christmas I think he came over for the holidays

Unknown_17: Thank you. Coco for one says, are you saying Mama J.F. was exploded before being abandoned in the forest? What if they are both retarded?

3:22:39
Unknown_17: That is definitely a prime example of a power dynamic imbalance in a relationship when he's just he's so it's so effortless for him to manipulate her because she just doesn't understand what's going on.

Unknown_17: Kiryume for $100. I hope his gear gets better for the farms and the internet, uppercase I internet in general, and that, that we start dissolving the division that exists in the middle and low class. Happy New Year, Josh. Well, I think my boy, you're asking for quite a lot, but I will try my best in the one field that I have any influence in. We'll see. I also hope for the best.

3:23:11
Unknown_17: Daniel Larson stand for five says rip Ted King 2023. That's true. I considered writing him, but I was afraid to cuz I didn't I Didn't I knew that he was in poor health and I wanted to The thing is here's there's two things. I didn't want to end up on like some list is like a terrorist suspect I know I'm already on this but I don't want to add myself to more and the other thing is I started writing out my thoughts and I realized that everything I said

3:23:50
Unknown_17: would probably sound so nightmarish to him like my description of how the world is and how it was playing out like it would just sound like so terrible to him and i felt like he's old and he's like in poor health i didn't want to write him this long list of horrific nightmarish orwellian dystopian Points about how shitty everything is right before he dies. So yeah, I held off on it. I didn't do it I Wrote it out and everything. I had I Was prepared to send it Twinkle tart for $100 says I already read that I must have duplicated. That's weird. How did that duplicate? I wrote a way to stop it from duplicating goddammit. I

Unknown_17: Thank you.

3:24:41
Unknown_17: Um, total gun to victory for one says, imagine the smell and he links the YouTube video. But my role is I did not watch fucking YouTube videos for like, it was a, it was a five or 10. It has been more than one. Oh, it's a short.

Unknown_17: I don't know. You know what? Just this one time. Just one time. I want to see what this is.

Unknown_01: On August 2nd, 2023, scientists released details of a newly discovered fossil named Parasitus Colossus.

Unknown_17: It lived- Why would you link me to this?

Unknown_17: Imagine the smell okay 38 to 40 million years ago the fossilized remains are incomplete but researchers estimate that parasitis was 55 to 66 feet or 17 to 20 meters long and weighed from 85 to 340 metric tons the upper end of this scale would so this is gonna say oh It's like a giant it's the largest animal ever discovered

3:25:37
Unknown_17: If it's bigger than the blue whale, this is the largest animal that they've ever discovered then. Because the blue whale is currently the largest animal that they know of, right? So this means that this is the largest animal to ever exist. I don't know.

Unknown_17: Although potentially- The end of this video has to be something about him shitting like eight tons a day.

3:26:12
Unknown_01: Much heavier than the blue whale, its comparative overall size is still up for debate. To answer this question and to understand the animal's diet and behavior, more fossilized remains must be found.

Unknown_17: That's it? Bro, who sent me this?

Unknown_17: Total gun victory, you are banned from sending me videos. I expect $10 tomorrow. In fact, right now, send it in, motherfucker.

Unknown_17: Longborder24142 says, it's a link to the Arch Linux repository for the 64-bit long-term, okay, fuck you, for the long-term support, okay, fine, sure, I got you. Very cool, bud, buddy.

3:26:53
Unknown_17: Neighborino for one says we support your war on soy. Thank you. I appreciate it. I feel so supported You have no idea neighborino for one says bag of us piranha in Kali Yuga Wealth alone will be considered a sign of a man's good birth proper behavior and fine qualities and law and justice will be applied only on the basis of one's power But that was a thing even back in the day and not quite in prognostication. I

Unknown_17: All right, I am done. Thank you very much for listening to this very long episode. I hope you have enjoyed my vague recollection of last year's events and prognostication of the next year's. I appreciate your patronage and your support and your viewership. It does mean a lot to me. I hope you all have a very, very happy, healthy, prosperous 2024. I think we all know that we are living in interesting times.

3:27:27
Unknown_17: Hold it down the best you can. That's all you can do. On that note, thank you very much. I will see you guys on Friday.

3:28:07
Unknown_17: Yes, Friday.

Unknown_17: And I tried very, very, very hard to find an appropriate outro song for this episode. I literally spent more time than I should have. I should have been trying to fix Linux instead of finding a song. But I spent like an hour trying to find a song that I felt would fit this. that would fit the mood. I figured out that fallout boy had done a cover of we didn't start the fire. It's really bad. It's a genuinely bad song. It's not just a bad like cover. It's a bad song as a whole.

3:28:39
Unknown_17: like it like the original was a sequential timeline of stuff and the fallout boy cover was just random bullshit and half of it was like pop culture like just random names of like marvel shit and movies it really showed how limited um in myopic the songwriter's um world was so i did not manage to find a new song that properly encapsulated my my feelings towards the new year so i instead found an old song uh that perhaps works a little bit better uh take it easy until next time bye

3:30:57
Unknown_08: Y'all don't wanna hear me, I just wanna dance

3:32:22
Unknown_08: Banging my toe