Extra Beef 2023-10-03

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Unknown_20: Hello, chat. Hello, chat.

Unknown_31: I am approaching full strength, chat. It is my time of the year. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling myself. I'm feeling what I'm doing. I'm feeling good, chat.

Unknown_31: In fact, I feel so good. I feel that the bounty of the Harvest Moon has been so incredible already that I have something special planned for this stream. Now obviously it's not a person stream, don't get your hopes up, because there's no comic background, that's how you can tell, that's my trick. There is a little gambit, a little caveat, a theme to this first stream of October to welcome in the season.

0:02:48
Unknown_31: And the theme of this stream is 100% local segment zero tranny segment zero zero news I had a huge list of shit in front of me I thought you know with all the videos I'm watching in this stream I bet you this room would be four fucking hours long easy going into five and it's like this isn't the one I did at midnight so let's spare myself some some misery of just trudging through the news and Let's just go to the things that people actually really seem to enjoy so

0:03:40
Unknown_31: Old-fashioned I have a Pretty decent amount I think if it doesn't if I'm wrong my time estimates are getting better and better, but if I'm wrong I can backfill it. There's a nice video of England burning, so I'll play that And just laugh until we until we get to two or three hours But I have a feeling just because of how long it takes to comment on the video or whatever No, this should be pretty pretty long um

Unknown_31: The odd thing the really nice thing about the news is that I can kind of get get into the flow I can start talking about stuff I can kind of loosen up because when I start I shouldn't always you know, I've been doing this for so long now I've been doing this for like four years Even despite that I still get pretty pretty anxious when a stream starts I got a loosen up and I got a loosey-goosey a little bit by talking about

0:04:33
Unknown_31: Talking about whatever whatever I have in front of me and I know that when people like they they start up the stream They get into it kind of like it three minutes to an hour in no matter what I do I played around with this the stream peaks like an hour in so like the It's not just that like I have like a deadline like if I would be happy making one hour streams like I used to but It's not that I'm trying to like get to two hours, and I'll do that by any means necessary It's just that I know people fill in over time everybody sits and waits for the stream to start so it's it's nice for people to get some I Don't say boring, but like Just something everybody's interested into and the first hour and then talk about local stuff the second hour, but I I don't know. I don't have that luxury today. So we're just gonna Talk about Jim Sterling Jim Sterling. I guess I can listen. There is no trim segments. I Here's how I do it, right? Here's my there is a method to how I arrange these

0:05:24
Unknown_31: There's kind of like these different blocks in my head and I try to make it so that they kind of blend into each other so I'll start with news and then shrew news and then shrew cows and then cows and Then if I have like something I know is gonna take a lot of time It'll like be at the very end. That's how I kind of arrange these things in my brain I don't know if that actually works or if that's just how my my autism will brain wants to color-code shit I

0:05:59
Unknown_31: So Jim Jim Sterling would ordinarily fall under the truant segment in my brain, but today. He's just pure beef And it's short because what all I gotta say is that Jim Sterling is under $10,000 a month which is a little bit fucking crazy if you think about it This man who doesn't literally nothing except masturbate on his YouTube channel

Unknown_31: and like talk about fucking which jim sterling fucking

Unknown_31: You'd never be in the same sentence ever Only just recently after because if you don't know after every start of the month, there's always like a dip where? The patron because people For various reasons their cards age out or something. They just or they decline They get removed from the patreon thing. So after after this month, he's now officially under 10,000 No trance. Listen, I say no trance. I

0:06:42
Unknown_31: That's a, I can't, I cannot eliminate truant cows. It's like, there's one video I have of a truant talking about how he wants to get an abortion. That's going to be for next week. Cause he's not like a proper local, but Jim, Jim, my boy, my boy, uh, Stephanie, Stephanie Sterling is OG. So he counts. He's a pure beef.

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Unknown_31: Celebrating that very quick and we're speaking of beef. We have a beefy girl here. She's on tik-tok still She's still filming very sad videos of herself This is her

Unknown_00: She's depressed and on TikTok. You know, that's actually a great reaction video. I can mute this and do like a voiceover. What should I say? I'm thinking.

Unknown_31: Get up. Today you're on a diet. You'll not be allowed to eat 10,000 calories of KFC. You will not be able to go to Walmart and binge on an entire rotisserie chicken. You will not be able to drink three Traintas from Starbucks today. It's over. You can do whatever you want and it'll fit just fine. That's pretty funny.

0:07:55
Unknown_31: Remember, if you're a lesbian and you have a U-Haul, and you have a room, and you have a mattress that you don't mind being ruined forever, and you don't mind wiping her ass, this lady will bankroll your lifestyle as long as you don't make her look bad.

0:08:40
Unknown_31: Very quick Ralph update as well.

Unknown_31: So Vickers came out and he said that because Ralph Ralph has been It's it's kind of hard to say I think because people write okay?

Unknown_31: Ralph's defense and offense defense is that I've not heard much about Ralph. So I assume that he's doing okay He's not drinking or he's doing it in a way. That's manageable. We can only hope for so much here and as a result, he's not really There's not too much about him coming out however, the downside to that is and this is I think this is part of like the I

0:09:23
Unknown_31: The issue that ralph faces moving forward is that he has been so self-destructive That when you turn like you're digging a hole, right? You're just digging straight down like a mole and ralph has been doing this for like four years now And now eventually he's come to a point after the America First thing where he's like, damn, I'm really in a hole. I should turn around and get out of this hole that I'm in. So he turns around and then imagine you're like looking up from the bottom of a mountain to the tippy top of this mountain that you that, you know, just.

Unknown_31: Refer I'm doing like a metaphor inside a metaphor, but you're looking like everything again. I'm way the fuck down here how do I climb all the way out and The issue is is that like a lot of his viewers are like hate watchers, right? So you stop people stop hate watching him because he's not you know at the verge of having an episode and having a full-on conversation with Andrew Tate's force ghost

0:10:08
Unknown_31: You see like really low rumble numbers. I don't know if this is true someone said like 230 like we're watching him on rumble recently and that hurts Right, so it's like how do you?

Unknown_31: It is like rebuilding in a way because you have no support structure You're changing gears so much like from full-time alcoholic streaming to trying to be a real entertainer again so you're gonna lose some people who are just there for the train wreck and And you've lost so many of your normal viewers who are there to like actually you know watch you for that kind of content that you are basically restarting and restarting a streaming career is Really not fun um Because it is momentum based when you lose that momentum it like sucks so he is he's like looking up from the bottom of this whole thing like god that's and that is that

0:11:09
Unknown_31: Pressure of being like well, I'm restarting everything that I've been working on for my entire fucking life. That is like such a horrible realization That it would drive someone to drink right so then you're you're like well I'm already down here and would be a lot of effort to climb back up and that's kind of fucked up to realize so I might as well just drink that's like an easy pitfall to fall back into so If he is if he's doing okay again, it's Ralph isn't a lot of fucked up shit, but I kind of like I kind of like rooting for underdogs. It's a it's a Flaw it is a flaw. It's like when I root for Chris is like you probably shouldn't root for Chris I know but the people who hate him are so much more of a faggot than Chris, you know Chris grapes his own mother You know and I still I still like people less than him I

0:11:47
Unknown_31: But I don't know, it would be funny. It would be funny if Ralph did okay, because he's been down bad for so long that it would be the more interesting outcome, you know what I mean? Like just from a theoretical standpoint, just from like a story narrative structure standpoint, like if you were to abstract yourself and write a story about Ralph, it would be way funnier if, way more interesting if there was like a comeback, as opposed to, and then he died. He asphyxiated on his vomit and he died in Mexico. And that's not really much of a, an ending to the story that's just sort of like I got tired of writing this so I'm done I don't know that's my logic I know people give me a lot of shit for for everything but even when I I would hope that if I have bad takes I imagine sometimes I do I can't name a single one but I imagine every so often I've had a bad take I would hope that my audience in particular Can understand my perspective well enough to sort of Get where I'm coming from and why I would say what I do as opposed to just like prescribing like an automatic negative Um ulterior motive to it, you know

0:12:30
Unknown_31: Cilantro opinions is a slosh was just bad. That's not even a joke If you it's literally a genetic defect if you like cilantro You are missing a part of your brain that can detect shittiness. That is actually that's not even a fucking joke There is a shittiness in cilantro. And if you can enjoy it you are missing something in your brain that helps you avoid shit And you're actually genetically defective as as a this truth

0:13:25
Unknown_31: Anyways next oh, I didn't even talk about what was on my screen I brought this up, and I went on this huge diatribe waxing poetic about Ralph And I didn't even read a single fucking thing on my screen Ralph was behind on child support. He owed $1,600 to Vickers for first, baby, and then Apparently he was trying to negotiate something where he could pay back that and like 50 to 100 dollar payments per month there The upcoming of that is that he's paid it off in full so Vickers made fun of him on Twitter

0:14:16
Unknown_31: Ralph found the money and paid him off.

Unknown_31: That's where Ralph is at. That's the brief Ralph update I intended to say before I said a little tweet about Ralph for 30 minutes straight.

Unknown_31: Someone found I can't show this one string because it's a phone number, but Somebody found out that the marketing data for smirky's number had updated recently And is apparently still active so smirky still has his phone number which means that smirky is not dead and the only reason why I'm bringing this up is Is because this comic is really really funny If you don't know there's a sort of meme because schmorky schmorky was like a diaper for non-binary who spoke in like a weird voice But he drew these comics called clerfs and there is a striking similarity and how the clerf is drawn and how the artwork is done to

0:15:10
Unknown_31: To stone tosses comics like how he draws human beings in his comics and how those comics look they're very similar looking So there's always been like an undercurrent meme that uh schmorky went from being a non-binary diaper fur to an anonymous comic book artist who's like a um a uh far alt-right comedian I think this is an original stone toss. I don't know if I think that stone toss made this I'm, not sure though. It is pretty funny

Unknown_31: I want to say, yeah, well he, he calls them flirts and that's like a deliberate thing, but I don't know. I think that he called them flirts after the joke about him being smirky became a thing.

Unknown_31: I don't think he's smirky. It's just that it's a really smart thing to do is to like try and convince people that you're somebody else. That's one of the best ways to like divert attention from you.

0:16:05
Unknown_11: This comic is old too, that's why there's no Logus.

Unknown_31: Here's our first video. This is Ice Poseidon, and he gets doo-doo feces thrown on him.

Unknown_11: Let's watch this.

Unknown_00: He's interviewing a guy.

Unknown_31: Here comes the doo-doo.

Unknown_31: Oh no, doo-doo! And then he runs away. But IP2 guys, they're tough. They're not gonna let this get away with it, so. Cameraman reacts.

0:16:39
Unknown_33: What does he pour on me?

Unknown_33: He thinks it's coke he's been doused in feces and for whatever reason he thinks that it's coca-cola So I I don't know what that says about the maybe the feces was like dry feces and it didn't smell or something I mean it's wet so maybe just makes wet like dry feces that was already like Composted with water and just doused them in like a liquid compost that you would put into a plant and it doesn't really smell So I'm assuming that that's it.

0:17:11
Unknown_31: I don't I'm not sure though. I

Unknown_31: The good part about this comes up when they catch up to the guy his friends tackle him Now this is Sam peppers, I think his name is and he's wearing a maid outfit. So the guy that threw doo-doo feces on IP to Sorry, not IP to just IP one the guys that threw doo-doo feces on IP one. Look at that nose. Jesus fuck That's a Arabian nose right there. He's now being choked out by a guy named Sam Peppers, which apparently nobody likes, but he's always around Ice Poseidon 1.

0:17:43
Unknown_31: And despite wearing a maid outfit, he's managed to catch up to the guy and is now chokeholding him.

Unknown_31: Now, people have said that this guy that Sam is choking out looks a lot like Patrick Tomlinson.

Unknown_31: Um, I kind of see that. It's not like a dead ringer, but I can kind of see the similarities. And so it's like, no.

0:18:18
Unknown_31: Ice Poseidon child, you will enjoy my excrement.

Unknown_31: No, it will be you who is going to prison.

Unknown_33: Well, I mean, it smells really smell this time. It smells like shit.

Unknown_33: What is it?

Unknown_33: Is it sewage water? What did you do?

Unknown_33: It got in my mouth.

Unknown_33: Yeah, but why'd you do that then? Oh, what did you just what did you pour on me, bro?

Unknown_33: Just tell me what you poured.

Unknown_06: Why?

0:18:52
Unknown_33: Because it smells bad. I want to know what did you pour shit water on me? I got you.

Unknown_18: Is he gonna admit it? Yeah, just say it.

Unknown_33: What did you pour, bro? Because if this is poop water, then there's- He needs to get like a fucking tetanus shot or something.

Unknown_13: You need to tell us what you fucking did.

Unknown_33: Yeah, I could get AIDS or something, bro. I mean, if it's poop water, I have to call the police.

Unknown_13: I mean, it smells like sewage. What is it? Did you puke in a cup?

0:19:31
Unknown_16: So it's I don't I'm not a fan of LA water

Unknown_31: I'm not a fan of, there's many different terms on the forum for, uh, fucking. I always just say fucking with people. That's my expression, but that's not a very distinct, like there's many different kinds of fucking with people, I guess. And the kind of fucking with people that people are talking about when they're talking about like ice Poseidon is, uh, cow tipping, I guess is my, my favorite. All the terms are kind of shitty. Cow tipping is okay though. That's for, but like my least favorite of all the terms is, um,

0:20:03
Unknown_31: Touching the poop like when it comes to like fucking with a low-cal or something because in real life because that's That's weird and juvenile and kind of cringe and gay However, this is an example where we have a young autistic man trying to be epic ownage

Unknown_31: Assaulting ice Poseidon with poop literally touching the poop to fuck with ice Poseidon. So this is the only case Literally the only occasion in which it is acceptable to say don't touch the poop in regards to a locale as far as I'm concerned Okay, so the final is poop and they say okay, we're gonna call the police and then the police show up right here. It looks like

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Unknown_33: I mean, yeah, otherwise other people might get the same idea, you know, oh Yeah, sorry.

Unknown_07: I'm sorry. I'm just a little like upset by it Yeah Look at that time jump.

Unknown_31: Someone said this is an ad. Oh, it is. It's an Adelaide. I was gonna say damn That's a long response time for like the police. I was gonna blame that on it being all right, but it's not No, it was like brown.

Unknown_05: Look at my look at my hair

0:21:29
Unknown_24: My address Why haven't actually booked our hotel for tonight actually yeah because we didn't know we're gonna stay here We're gonna get a hotel tonight, but we don't have one yet. Oh, we could we could write down Victor's hotel

Unknown_24: So this is uh, I understand his logic like I don't want to be like continually assaulted in public So if you're gonna assault me with sewage in public, I'm gonna have to call the police I can understand his perspective

Unknown_31: Guess the police is completely unfazed by men and made the costumes. I guess that's a common occurrence there Isn't that guy that the Catboy came isn't he also Australian? I guess that's just a thing that Australian men are doing right now So though he does appear to have a medic her five-star hat. I'm not sure what's up with that I'm not sure why the police in Adelaide have hats like that, but that seems to be a thing that's happening

0:22:14
Unknown_11: All right.

Unknown_31: Next. Okay. This is a funny story. Um, it is completely homegrown and requires some explanation.

Unknown_31: So there's this website out there. Uh, it's called the Kiwi farms and, uh, it is a beacon of sanity, grace, civility, uh, intelligence, and most of all netiquette and

0:23:04
Unknown_31: Although it allows some threads on people, there are some guidelines to what kind of people can receive a thread.

Unknown_31: In particular, they have to be funny. The core, the root, the main theme, the unifying element is that it should be, the content should be,

Unknown_31: Funny or interesting or dramatic in some way. It is not contrary to public opinion, a death note for retards. Uh, in fact, somebody, uh, apparently there was an article that just came out in Italian that says that we're like a tranny murder site. So they just keep repeating this bullshit in like every different language trying to say like, no, we really got a heck and shut down those Kiwi farms at the training murder site.

0:23:46
Unknown_31: Not the case. Trust me. If the site was a fucking death note, it would be used a lot more. Um,

Unknown_31: But we have an instance here where a man is on discord, already a red flag. He's 30 years old.

Unknown_31: And he has a problem, chat. He's being accosted. He's being bothered by a 14-year-old non-binary pooner black girl. There is a little black girl, and I kind of wish the people had blurred out, like, he completely cut out of the image. I wish he just, like, blurred out her face, but she is like a little black girl with an afro.

0:24:22
Unknown_31: and She is trolling this 30 year old man, even though she is a non-binary Queen and she is slaying So he comes to the Kiwi farms and he asked for help. He says Kiwi farms I am being cyber bullied by a little black girl half my age and I know that you guys are like tranny death note, so please Inscribe her power word into your tranny death note and murder her because she is bullying me now. You may be wondering My god, that's quite extreme and with such a power imbalance Surely Surely she just must be unhinged. She must be deranged. What is what is the issue? Why is she so devoted to? harassing you and he provides an answer and

0:24:58
Unknown_31: He is really into Genshin Impact, and she, as a 14-year-old, has determined that only pedophiles play Genshin Impact. So she keeps joining his Discord channel with alt accounts and calling him a pedophile for playing Genshin Impact. And he is so bothered by this that he has had a total meltdown as a 30-year-old man. It's red flag number two. And he has gone to the kiwi farms to seek her utter and total destruction, which did not work out. Here is his post. You ready?

0:25:38
Unknown_31: It's Natural Bot says, I can't seem to post threads here yet, but here's an F to M shroom who can goes by kit pronouns. No, really? Who's been constantly harassing me and just about every person who plays Genshin impact. including minors. She thinks everyone who plays the game is a pedophile, all the characters in it are fictional, and a majority of the playable characters are adults, and also called a 15-year-old Genshin Impact unofficial discord server a pedophile for liking Klee. She goes by Punk online and has also sexually harassed many Genshin Impact fans as well. I have photos of her face and have managed to get her parents' Facebook. Really feel like this would be a great place to expose her further. She's lied about her age, claiming to be 18 when she's actually 14. She's still raiding the Genshin Impact unofficial Discord server, calling all Genshin Impact fans pedophiles and sending gore to all of them as well.

0:26:22
Unknown_31: So this has been summarized in this meme.

Unknown_31: I was saying, liking a... Oh, this is like a crying logic groomer thing. That's funny. Liking a character that looks like a toddler doesn't make me a pedophile. She's actually a 3,000 year old. Genshin is not for pedophiles, it's not. And then the black girl slays him by saying, ha ha, kill yourself, pedo faggot. Who is Klee? The question of the ages. This is Klee. Now, as you can see,

0:26:58
Unknown_31: this is clearly assuming my website wants to continue to work this is clearly a nine trillion year old as old as the universe goddess in the form of a body now just because that body is small number one doesn't mean that she's not mature for her age and number two does not mean that she's a child let's clarify here because actually

0:27:40
Unknown_31: I saw his message. I'm like, okay, I'm a little bit curious if If this if they have like official ages for the characters And it's a little bit funnier than that because here's the official character list for Genshin impact And you might notice you got some stats here. Yeah icon name quality element weapon region

Unknown_31: and model type medium male tall male medium female so we can sort this i think and find ah here we go the short female class So here we have all the short female characters in Genshin Impact. Let's take a look. Let's take a look at what some short women look like in Genshin Impact.

0:28:30
Unknown_31: Wow, that is indeed a very short girl. I think that her defining character is that she is short. When I see her, I think, ah, here we have a 9,000 year old demon. She's short.

Unknown_31: What about this? This is Klee. Hi, Klee. Klee is short, as you can tell. If you were to describe this character to your friends, that's short.

Unknown_31: Her. Oh, let's see.

0:29:06
Unknown_31: She should love some midriff, but she's short This is it doesn't say by the way age where she's like when she was born I guess cuz this is like in like a fantasy world But yeah, that's definitely a short a short girl if I've ever seen one Dory got more midriff on a very short girl the weird 70s nostalgia glasses I would have to say this is the tallest of the short girls, but she's still pretty short

Unknown_31: This one I Don't know what to tell you if you if you are Attracted to this if you say I want to spend all my time playing her you're you're a short of file If you think that this is a tall woman, you're fucking retarded. She's very clearly short Yeah, this is super short Look at those look at those hands. Those are the hands that belong to like a short girl for sure, especially

Unknown_31: And then her omas.

0:30:09
Unknown_31: She she even has the eyes like when they specifically try to draw like extremely short short girls they use like that kind of face where like the eyes are really low set on the face because that's how like when a girl is extremely short like maybe three feet tall you know that she has like a face where her eyes are lower on her on the head when they draw it because of the Neo neonatal features or whatever that's a short girl and there are

Unknown_31: Fucking boy. This is like one of the most popular games in the entire world Make you go away. I can't I would if I could this is the one of the most popular games in the entire world this game like rakes in hundreds of millions of dollars and People like seriously play it on their phones and shit. I don't I don't fucking get it man it's like one of those gotcha games where you like you put in money until you get a high-quality short girl to play as and

0:31:08
Unknown_31: They're all really high quality, too Is there any one of these short girls that it's gonna be like a three? That's a four. That's a four That's a five. You want to play Cleo to get five? That's also five So all the short girls are four and fives. I bet you the the taller the taller girls Or are they just fours?

Unknown_31: Are there no characters that are like?

Unknown_31: I guess I'm mistaken then I Assume that there would be characters that are like threes and twos and shit. I thought they were just like Highly ranked so you have to pay more money to get those. I'm not sure how this shit worked. This was gotcha game stuff I just assume that they were that there would be if there were four and five star characters There would be three two and one star ones

0:31:44
Unknown_31: It's a little box in for pedals, basically.

Unknown_31: Anyways, our base, our base 14 year old black girl decided to take matters into her own hands. She's growing up like a comic book character. She's going to just start killing men like God save America or God bless America is the name of that.

Unknown_31: Like a slot machine. Anyways, that's that. That was funny.

Unknown_31: Here is Austin smoking crack Skip ahead here get to get to the good part. There's the thing that he says at the very end That's really really funny. It's worth waiting for

0:32:27
Unknown_31: My site is dying recently. I don't know what I've done. I think the network is... The network is fucked up. I'm gonna have to... I have... There's a way... I don't know how to do this, but if you're like an expert at S3, how do I... How do I do replication? Email me how I set up replication in S3 so that when people upload a file, it automatically distributes it to other S3 nodes.

Unknown_31: Someone email me that information. I couldn't figure it out on my own.

0:33:04
Unknown_30: So I don't understand how someone explained crack to me because what it looks like is that he has like a knife and then like a butane torch and he's torching what looks like copper wire to me can anyone explain to me what the purpose of the copper wire is?

Unknown_31: is crack rock like in the shape of of like of like um i don't know like straw i don't know how to describe it's like straw or like filament from like a jacket or something why is crack what i don't understand what he's doing life in prison that's nuts bro yeah can you imagine that yeah dude he will literally he will literally kill a motherfucker like either that's cool or anything like that i had i had kick up on smoking hick and his Okay, so the copper wire is like surrounding the actual crack rock and because it's copper, it creates like an even heating surface for throughout the entire crack rock. Is that what's happening? His fat belly just went live out of nowhere.

0:34:01
Unknown_29: Bro, it's steel wool, they say. There's this guy named Smokin' Hick 28, bro. Bro, like, he looks like Lester from GTA, except this dude is like, he sits shirtless in his, like, anemic bed. He pisses on stream. Like, dude, he is absolutely raunchy, bro. But, like, he is, like, I can't stop watching him because it's like... So he's like melted he's melted the crack rock into the the steel wool and now he's placing it into Aluminum foil.

Unknown_30: What does this do?

0:34:32
Unknown_29: What is the so so this?

Unknown_31: Does it, like, further vaporize inside the aluminum foil and then he inhales that without inhaling any of the metal? Is that what happens? Okay.

Unknown_29: It's like, I don't know, this guy's like sober, you know what I mean? He doesn't do drugs, he just has a medical condition. Okay. But, yeah, it's just like... It's a filter.

0:35:06
Unknown_31: Okay, so he stuffed the, the, the fiber, the metal fiber coated in crack cocaine into aluminum.

Unknown_30: I'm feeling, do you see my tongue and shit going crazy?

Unknown_30: Did you see that?

Unknown_29: Little bit the twitch.

Unknown_30: I'm looking like a straight crackhead, bro Cuz I am That's the best part.

Unknown_31: I'll replay that I'm gonna call you see my tongue and shake going crazy Did you see that a little bit the twitch?

Unknown_30: I'm looking like a straight crackhead, bro Cuz I am That's so endearing Cuz I am

0:35:46
Unknown_31: That's the good stuff chat. That's the funny stuff. I Remember, I remember when we was Halloween and we had little cows and she and none of them pedo files It was just good old-fashioned crackheads acting like crackheads It's stuff No, that's about it he's been doing the usual he's been putting on the shows unfortunately because of um, I

Unknown_31: Of a logs he's kind of moved to streaming on discord. No, it's just like the pain in the ass to watch so we're lucky if we get a lot of good clips out of him now because He does a lot of gambling like off stream and shit and that kind of sucks Okay, so These next clips chat i've never seen before however jello jerk

0:36:35
Unknown_31: Send me a message. This is from September 16th, so this is about two weeks ago and this was during the the weekend that we had that crash with the YouTube driver of the YouTube drives, so I had to roll back and then during that one hour period of rollback

Unknown_31: any attachment that got uploaded was deleted when I switched it back to the proper storage device, so a couple posts got deleted and one of them was this guy's post about Anisa and I dubs making in real life content And he finally got around to getting them back uploaded and then I merged back in his post and then I noticed Wait a second. What the fuck is this? This is idubbbz and Anisa in real life I have never seen this before nobody talked to me about this I

0:37:15
Unknown_31: But supposedly it is cringe and gay chat. So, uh, I will be having a first time reaction to these. They're all like mercifully short. So they're all like 10 to a minute and a half long. And this is apparently I need to, and I was just spending time together recording their, their, uh, their journey through life as a couple together. And apparently they have some riveting chemistry that I want to

0:37:50
Unknown_31: I almost vomited trying to say that and I want to share with the world. Let's watch How's it going you guys like this stream is this good

Unknown_31: Wow what a start oh my god you can tell they're in LA because you have all these fucking bottles of hand sanitizer on the table how cringe you know that's one of those things that I could do for gumroad there's a um a subreddit called zero kovat or something and it's like people who are retarded and still afraid of covid and they're like living inside like a their apartment and they've locked the door and they wear the mask and goggles anytime they go out and they're like genuinely afraid of covid still um that would be funny and it's kind of funny and sad because so many of them have like completely ruined their lives trying to trying to never catch covid And a lot of them have had COVID and now have heart palpitations. And they kind of have that list of symptoms that you might associate with some kind of other injury besides COVID. And it's actually really fucking tragic, but really interesting too.

0:38:26
Unknown_31: Let's continue.

Unknown_22: Someone's saying to go get Boba.

Unknown_02: Yeah, from brown sugar. That guy looks like such a piece of shit.

Unknown_22: Yeah, I think it's very close. I think it's behind that block over there. Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown_02: Do you want to go that way?

0:39:16
Unknown_22: Yeah, I have to go. Oh, shit.

Unknown_24: I'll take you to Boba.

Unknown_20: Are you sure?

Unknown_31: Oh, this is Seattle, not LA.

Unknown_20: Say the MF word.

Unknown_31: That's funny. That's so awkward. Cause he meets them and it's like you meet somebody. If you're going to like run up to somebody and like start talking to them, he's got a death grip shirt. That's funny. Tell you know, death grip says jump the shark. Now they're Reddit.

0:39:48
Unknown_31: You run up to it's like running up to somebody like oh my god you're uh Let's say Harrison Ford Wow you know the guy that plays Luke Skywalker lives around here somewhere You don't want to say anything else You don't want to talk about you want to mention like oh, I really liked you in that one movie You actually are proud of and not the Star Wars movies. No. No you just want to talk about Minecraft is okay great cool I

0:40:22
Unknown_14: Love the shirt.

Unknown_12: Thank you.

Unknown_02: You're welcome.

Unknown_02: I kind of like that people got the POV of what it's like for me.

Unknown_00: Cause I just don't, I don't exist.

Unknown_02: Yeah.

Unknown_02: Like I could point the camera. He had no fucking clue. Which I get. I mean, you're excited.

Unknown_31: You're that guy that ran up to that woman and said, say nigger to her. And then you've never lived that. Wow. You're still suffering for that. Wow. Cool. I didn't know you lived around here. I didn't know you suffered here.

0:40:55
Unknown_12: Yeah, he had a death grip shirt on.

Unknown_02: Oh, that's sick.

Unknown_16: I was like, all right. He was an amateur boxer for six years.

Unknown_02: Damn.

Unknown_16: I'm like, all right.

Unknown_02: He wasn't interested in having a conversation after you were like six shirt. He's like, I'm gone.

Unknown_11: I'm out of here. Okay, this is them at the food court.

0:41:35
Unknown_31: I hate this shit. I hate ordering on a fucking tablet. Give me your give me a fucking tablet and tell me to tap in my order. If I'm gonna do that, I might as well order, you know, online or something. You're gonna you're gonna sit there with a pen and paper and you're gonna write down what I want. And I don't know I don't care. If you can't understand what I'm saying, you're gonna do a best effort And I'm gonna eat whatever you send out. And I don't give a fuck if it's wrong. This is how we do it. We're human beings. Put away the fucking tablet.

0:42:09
Unknown_13: Some cake would be thematic. Why would that be thematic? Yeah, tip the tablet.

Unknown_31: Do you want to add like an $8 tip to this?

Unknown_02: No, I don't. Why don't you go fuck yourself?

Unknown_02: There's curry, chicken, ooh. Oh, thank you, Ooni, for the resubscribe.

Unknown_12: What is this perspective?

Unknown_31: Her face is so flat. I've never noticed that before. I've never noticed until I got this angle of an ease of his face that she, she has a very flat face.

0:42:43
Unknown_31: Maybe there's a really unflattering angle. I don't know what I'm looking at here. It's like, this is, this is, I don't ever want to be this close to a Nisa. I feel like I feel uncomfortable. I feel like someone's pressing my skull against hers and it's making me like scared.

Unknown_12: Yeah. No alerts today.

Unknown_31: No alerts today.

Unknown_31: Neither doesn't want to show herself on camera. I wonder why a true love crafty and horror experience It ups the it's up to the viewers imagination to imagine what thrift shop monstrosity has on this day You don't want to be in it no I'll just wear it

0:43:30
Unknown_12: You're on your first date and your date is on his phone reading this shit.

Unknown_02: That's a true POV. Ian's always on his phone.

Unknown_07: Pretty much.

Unknown_02: Are the drinks gonna come too? On the same window? It's all under one tent? I don't know.

Unknown_12: We'll see. I mean, they didn't give me another one, so... Oh, that's us. 1 1 0 come up to cattle trough b tip your servers do you want me to get up or

0:44:34
Unknown_12: That is an art.

Unknown_31: Just kidding.

Unknown_12: Sit back down, cattle. What do you get for food?

Unknown_31: Us. You have passed today's cattle responsiveness test. You are bonafide cattle.

Unknown_02: Is yours there too?

Unknown_31: No.

Unknown_02: Where does yours come from?

Unknown_16: I'll find out.

Unknown_31: They don't get their food at the exact same time. What is that on her plate? That looks like brain. That looks like shredded chicken, but the lower level looks like brain.

0:45:10
Unknown_31: Does that not look like brain? Come the fuck on. What is that?

Unknown_02: Is that yours?

Unknown_31: That ain't me.

Unknown_07: Oh, okay.

Unknown_31: It's true. Every second that he spends looking at his phone, he doesn't have to look at Aniza. That's his relief.

Unknown_02: There was a fight going on behind me. I didn't film it because I was scared. Yeah, some dude tried to take a ticket that wasn't his and a woman who works here ran up and grabbed it out of his hand and was like, no, you don't. And then he was like, yeah, we'll see about that. And then she said, your mom.

0:45:42
Unknown_31: No reaction. No reaction. Has nothing to say to that.

Unknown_31: Professional comedian who makes his living off humor videos. Here's about a funny fight. Look, I'm in fucking anisa point of view again I don't want to get me off of her cheek. I don't want to touch her I got a hojicha latte Oh, that is so good I would honestly give this a 10

0:46:27
Unknown_13: Okay, you're exaggerating.

Unknown_02: No, I'm dead serious.

Unknown_31: Can you feel the love?

Unknown_02: It's really good.

Unknown_31: And it's got red bean paste. I saw these two in public.

Unknown_02: I feel bad eating without you.

Unknown_31: Why isn't he eating? It's fine.

Unknown_31: It's fine. If I don't eat, I might die and that might improve my, my quality of life. It's like if I saw these two in public interacting like this, I would assume that they're like brother and sister and they just had a fight. You know what I mean? You have this one trash looking goblin and this other trash looking goblin and they're like apathetically tolerating each other in proximity. I would just assume that they were like related and they were like waiting for their, their mom is like coming to the airport or something. Right.

0:47:01
Unknown_31: We gotta pick up mom. They don't really get along too. Well, they actually had a big fight right before but you know They have to go and see her and act like they're happy to see her and shit because she's coming over for a weekend and they're just kind of like killing time until her flight gets there cuz you know one had to drive an hour out of town to get there so they arrived a little bit early and it's not it's not really like true true love like this is the kind of intense sticky romance that is worth fucking up your entire life for

0:47:54
Unknown_02: I'm so into fear. I hope so. Fuck you.

Unknown_31: Okay, this is also never before seen content. Um, I mentioned this guy only once ever cause I tried to like, this is the Perry guy. Um, Perry Caravaggio. And apparently, like I said, he was like a washed up LA guy and his entire thing right now is that there's another washed up LA guy trying to like milk him as like a permanent low cow.

0:48:29
Unknown_31: Um, and here are some clips of elder abuse. Let's watch.

Unknown_21: Put it in for me.

Unknown_32: No, you have to say it.

Unknown_32: I, Perry Caravello, am a heterosexual man. I guess you got to see if you get any payments. Now, Perry, it looks like we got a leak going on there. Uh, I think you should, uh, um, I think you're going to have to unfortunately, uh, change, change, change out of these. Yeah. So, uh, we'll be right back.

Unknown_31: There's a man who is like so retarded that he's incontinent and can't even tell when he pisses himself. And that's the voice that you're hearing is the guy who's like trying to turn him into like a recurring character for like money. It's very bizarre. Stop all of you.

0:49:03
Unknown_31: So he said the fags slur and when he says the fags slur, it's a big deal. So you gotta like, um, he's trying to talk over him now cause he doesn't want to get kicked off Twitch.

Unknown_32: Hey psychopath.

Unknown_32: Hey, Cypher, hey, psychopath. Hey, psychopath. Hey, psychopath.

0:49:39
Unknown_11: All right, one more.

Unknown_11: Hungry mouth.

Unknown_03: If Perry guzzled your cock, we need to talk.

Unknown_21: I'm sorry, Arcee.

Unknown_21: You're a fucking liar.

Unknown_21: Everything written or said on this on that comment's a fucking evil, demented, psychotic lie.

Unknown_21: Sorry, RC. Never sorry. That evil fuck fuckin' raped me!

Unknown_21: Sick bastards.

0:50:16
Unknown_26: Perry, it's Linda. All kidding aside, how do I get rid of my neighbor's goats? Bah, bah. It's all I hear. Will you kill them like you did my cats?

Unknown_21: Don't you ever go down that fuckin' sick road! I never killed any of your animals. We took them both to the veterinarian down the street from where you were living at the time, on Highland.

Unknown_21: Oh, sick.

Unknown_21: Oh my God.

0:50:48
Unknown_26: oh my god i just want to die pay attention you moron now i gotta play that again hey perry get your shit together for the remainder couple of minutes of the stream okay thank you okay stop shaking your head stop being a baby you're doing

Unknown_32: You're just a misery tonight. An absolute misery. Yeah, I'm in misery tonight. Okay, Perry, I don't want to hear about your problems, Perry.

Unknown_21: I don't want to even be alive.

Unknown_32: Excuse me, Perry. Perry, shut your fucking mouth and finish your stream. I've had enough of you. Okay? Finish your fucking stream, you absolute asshole.

Unknown_31: Okay? This guy is crazy.

Unknown_31: Because he's pissed because he keeps saying things that aren't allowed on twitch Especially like suicide baiting like this guy's like miserable cuz he's been propped up as like a sideshow freak by this asshole And he wants to kill himself, but you can't say I want to kill myself on like YouTube or twitch or probably even discord So he runs the risk of getting like banned, and that's what pisses him off It's like if this guy died that would affect him emotionally less than if he got banned from twitch And they cut off any of his income This guy, I don't know who's filming, but this guy's like a real piece of shit. Thank you. This guy is like exactly what the kiwi farms is accused of being. I've never done this with Chris-Chan.

0:51:55
Unknown_32: I'll replay those.

Unknown_32: Yeah, the fucking thing that you get paid for that pays your bills that lets you go to Ruth Chris Okay, you don't see me going to Ruth Chris or Jim or Garrett. I know I know we're crazy. We're crazy, right? You're the one who benefits the most from this Perry and it's like pulling gas line to get you to that's like like 100% like narc behavior because he the guy talking obviously financially benefits from this arrangement, but

0:52:36
Unknown_31: When he starts wanting to walk away from it, he has to twist it to be like, I'm only doing this for your own good. I'm only ridiculing you for your own good.

Unknown_31: That's like, that's like proper, like, like, disordered personality speaking. Who is, um, Tom, Tom Brennan is the, uh, is the filmographer of this project here.

Unknown_32: Do your goddamn job. Okay. I don't need this shit. Okay. I had a long day. I had a real job I had to do before even starting this goddamn thing while you were napping and going to fast food and feeding your face. Okay. It's enough. I've had it up to here.

0:53:12
Unknown_32: Well, I went shopping. Yeah, whatever you did. I don't care.

Unknown_32: Just shut the fuck up and finish your stream.

Unknown_31: This guy needs to like...

Unknown_31: nigger faggot it up and just properly nuke this shit from every platform. I need to teach, I need to reach this man. I need to tip this cow. I need to touch this poo. I need to tell him you hold all the power in this relationship. You can get out of this abusive one sided dynamic. All you have to do is remind Tom B that you can drop the nigger faggot at any time, any place, anywhere, and you'll bring down that temple like, um,

0:53:49
Unknown_31: Like Samson you can you can be Samson you can break break it down You just got to drop one in half one enough is all it takes. There's no more second chances from that My will be done shit Okay, there's that I missed something actually I had a set of tabs open before This but I didn't I forgot to cover that

Unknown_11: Oh. I meant to play this a different thing as the intro and I forgot about it.

Unknown_31: God, I'm such an idiot sometimes. Like everything all was squared away and then at the last second I forget what I'm gonna do and I fuck it up.

0:54:29
Unknown_11: Um.

Unknown_11: Alright let's just take a little intermission.

Unknown_31: I meant to do these things first.

Unknown_31: I was complaining about how I didn't have like a thing to slide into the stream with and I actually did set up a slide into the stream and I just forgot about it. Such is life.

Unknown_31: Here is the winners if you notice there's a background in the background is pretty cool and it's a symbol of a new like Images like comic style things from the Kiwi farms. These are all user submissions. Let me go ahead and load them all up and I will show you This is by Titus. This is like a parody of the Left 4 Dead like movie posters These are all supposed to be parodies of movie posters, so they usually have a, um, a direct reference. This is by Married Reldnak, which is a old-school Christian reference. I'm pretty sure this guy's a 2013-er. Yeah, September 10, 2013, for sure. The reference sonnets you that deep.

0:55:38
Unknown_31: This is awesome. I love the watercolors. I don't know if this guy actually, or...

Unknown_31: This definitely looks like it's printed or made on traditional medium either with like acrylics or what? I think this is acrylics and not watercolor because it's it's the colors are too vibrant to be watercolor This is like a traditional medium and he took a picture of it. That's really really really fucking cool.

Unknown_31: Um, that's a monsters is like a

Unknown_31: Really old-school thing Cory I just but I went for more than anything was that I'd liked vibrant use of colors Because I'm a spurred when it comes to colors. I guess I like that more than Necessarily like the technical skills This is like a stained-glass window. This is pretty cool. It's just the mutt and the Kiwi I think in the cornfield which is the corn meme is really like a blessing because it has like a nice a horror trope to it

0:56:17
Unknown_31: So people can reincorporate cornfields like in their their art and it makes sense from like a mimetic standpoint But it also has like a strong thematic element as well. That's my choreographs. That's pretty quick. This one is super adorable I'm pretty sure that the guy that made this is a furry though. I'm pretty sure he's a furry board poster I'm not sure. This is Kofi. That's just a cute it's the mutt and he's got a bunch of a bunch of sweets and a jack-o'-lantern thing and There's a bunch of references inside the sweets like the zany berries and the the vinegar thing

0:57:02
Unknown_31: Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking furry Oh furry fandom general mmm and call it when I see it boy very nice heart though Oh I love The swamp is like a reference to Liz Fong Jones. So that's also like a very magnetic thing the swamp Very very nice. I think this is like an edit, but it's uh, it's very cute. I

Unknown_31: Has good use of colors. This is a perfect example of what I mean by like color theory mattering more than the necessarily like the the depth of the The work Kiwis of the corn is also another great corner from though. There is no corn stalks in the background, but nice vibrant color That's by Glean Japan, I didn't mention that frat made the the flump face I'm not sure what this is a reference to this is by easy. I

0:57:55
Unknown_31: This is cool, too. There's a couple... I think that's, uh, Russell Greer. Not entirely sure who the others are, though. Maybe it's, uh, no. I think that's, like, an old pulp comic book.

Unknown_31: Uh, Grotesque Pendulum made this one. This is cute. This is Charlie Brown. That's really cute.

Unknown_31: The Kiwi Farmers is, like, a moon, too. It has, like, a crescent coloring to it.

Unknown_31: Cactus Compot with the birds. Very nice.

0:58:26
Unknown_31: Parasocial activity by Abdul Muhammad Shalik and the Haji Khan. I Like this just because it makes funny couples

Unknown_31: This is also a reference to something that I don't get Halloween adventure by happy good dawn Very this one has a high artistic ability as well. I like that. Yeah, the cartoony aspect to it. This is pixel art There's a couple that I use that are pixel art. This is really gross actually the zits and shit of the Irish guy my cool account

Unknown_31: That's cool. This is the other pixel art one. Stingy Josh's one just making fun of me and my kiwi corns.

0:59:04
Unknown_31: But it's very, it's very vibrant, colorful, linear, I like this. Ice Mountain did days, day 666 of...

Unknown_31: I don't know if I caught that the first time I saw this but the faces are so terrifying that they're it's actually like genuinely horror like these it's like the the episode of are you afraid of the dark where It's just called the mask and like the mask sticks the little kids face and on the mask or like scary this is like if you were to take like Impressions of that dude's face and make them into a mask they would be genuinely like uncanny valley terrifying and shit It is a real demon, that's true

0:59:44
Unknown_31: The honeyed cat this one has excellent excellent excellent Feel to it like the colors are all perfect I love like the comic book setting cell shading and stuff and I don't know again this is one where I can't tell if this is actually like traditional medium or if this is like a Texture because it has like that cardboard cell to it and that's really fucking cool. I It's higher detail than the background actually gives it credit for cuz when she's doing it zoom in and start seeing like The actual like quality of it. It's You can't do that when you just see it in a glance really awesome

Unknown_31: uh patty hitler and this is just a classic like digital art thing the slobber mutt and the kiwi the kiwis the the kiwi bird has a very unflattering shape or it's just like a nugget that has legs so there's always sort of like an artistic uh conundrum when it comes to portraying the kiwi because it's like how do you how do they do stuff like a bird when you throw like a crow doing something you can either use his beak or his his bird arms are like feathery can like grab something like comically but when you draw a kiwi his beak is too long and stupid to really grab anything and he doesn't really have any wings at all to like contort into an arm type appendage so how the fuck you like you have to draw him like a potato with arms or something because he doesn't really have any sort of grasping appendage whatsoever

1:00:46
Unknown_31: It's very cool. That's a little references in the soup as well Idaho battle barn. This is a It's also it speaks a lot to the artists when they just like how they decide to draw the slobber month because this is like a low-quality copy of this but It it's a matter of if they try to make him look like an actual dog or in this case They just kind of like traced the shitty wiki how are true to life?

Unknown_31: That's cute

1:01:42
Unknown_31: Burn a bull Bob Bride of Frankenstein this one's just this one has like the it's a good theme She actually really fits like a barbs face really fits well into the Bride of Frankenstein type thing It's also horrific just for the for those in the know. Oh

Unknown_31: This one I picked just because it's very colorful and it was also different colors than the rest so it was a bit of a contrast. Nice and broke things up a little bit. This is another one that has like a really high quality like border to it like a movie poster thing like from Left 4 Dead.

Unknown_31: Burning Man he believes himself to be a woman.

Unknown_31: That's really dark. It took me a second. I was sitting there thinking like, actually, this is a Troon reference. What Troon set himself on fire? Then I remembered. I don't know if I can make too many jokes about that. I might get in trouble.

1:02:28
Unknown_31: My other fave says Haldo.

Unknown_31: I actually, I picked this one just because it's so fucking cute.

Unknown_31: That's me when I see a train. Get away from me.

Unknown_31: Joe Bob Murphy. Awesome. Awesome. I love it. I love the silhouette and I love the dark colors. I love the cow skulls. Nice and simple. It doesn't really fit the theme. I think the, um, the, the guy, it's a woman, the woman that arranged like the thing went in specifically movie posters. Um, that's too bad. I like this. Actually, no, I think that there was a version of this with text, but I chose the one without the text So he did do it with the theme, but he just provided the the textless version and I went with that instead this is very cute this has sort of like a I want to say like an AI vibe to it just because it's like so detailed like one of the tells with AI art is that everything is sort of Highly detailed and equal emphasis and there's some oh man my pie You drew my Thanksgiving Day pie Wow, that's some attention to detail there.

1:03:44
Unknown_31: Very cool.

Unknown_31: Um, this one is not, the actual image is extremely high quality. Um, there's so much detail into it and like all the little line art and stuff, but the ghost NATO, that's pretty cute. Um, which is obviously playing those terrible, terrible movies that are always something NATOs, but the actual image is like really high quality too. This one's a thumbnail.

Unknown_31: There were many submissions that contain George Floyd I believe that this was the only one I went with that contained George Floyd because George Floyd isn't really a low Cal even though I can't breathe it does make me laugh Uncontrollably for no particular reason I didn't say by the way doppelmanger for that one when I make a man for the ghost NATO and Nagoza Amu comma Nagas Amir drew the suicide squad which is also cute and

1:04:40
Unknown_31: Genitario, this one's just like a little edit, but again, it's like the color fits into it really well It's just as cute from their back. There's like a little bit of Photoshop happening, but it fits well into the background Romeo made the troon which is a nice rendition of it or the The thing the thing is the original one That's cool. It mustn't make sense This one is really I played out last and I think we need a lot of Ethan Ralph jokes during the During the the streaming of it. So that one's extremely thematic. I like that a lot And finally, this is actually the one that I put first and foremost in the thing So it always shows up on the top left if you see it just as Kiwi farms. We're back And I think that is I can actually do like a real thing. That's by unknown. I don't know why I

1:05:23
Unknown_31: Because I think that he does. Oh, that's right. I got that one by email I don't know why that one's not loading, but I would show it if I could maybe I can open some new to him Gun born that one's also pretty high quality nice detail a nice color. That's the most important thing with the Halloween sub was asked to have vibrant colors that are Halloween II

Unknown_31: by Mighty Morphin Wilbender. And then finally, to cap this off, chat, to cap this off, I have some totally unrelated videos to play of a black woman being apprehended by Walmart security. Let's watch.

1:06:05
Unknown_09: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Drag me the fuck out. Drag me the fuck out. Drag me the fuck out.

Unknown_09: What is your house call? What is your house call?

Unknown_31: Can you explain to me the uncontrollable urge of African Americans to start removing objects from shelves when they are distressed? This seems to be a common thing that I've noticed, that when an African American is placed into a position of stress at a place of commerce or business, their immediate instinct is to find things on shelves and to displace them from their shelves. Can you explain this to me, Jeff? I cannot. You're not supposed to be recording. Yes, ma'am.

1:06:41
Unknown_09: Fucking white trash.

Unknown_06: Fucking white trash. Fucking white trash.

1:07:32
Unknown_31: That's the That's the best part when she's when he just says man. I fucking love Walmart. I miss it so much bros It doesn't exist outside the u.s. You don't get quality entertainment like this outside of America It's a number one reason to go back to the u.s. To see black women Destroy an entire entire aisle of merchandise and then be tackled and scream a Little bit more

1:08:11
Unknown_31: Then part 2 chat part 2 wait She fucked up again Let's see if I can find this real good There's two parts of this and somehow I did not copy the URL in the second because they added on Google Chrome or brave. I

Unknown_31: They added an option to copy video frame.

Unknown_31: And I, I mixed that up with copy video address, like a lot. So I ended up copying the, the, um, the frame and trying to paste it. And it just doesn't work. Um, however, I think I can undo my damage here. Cause the last thing this was like very recent.

Unknown_31: I want to play it because it's really funny because she's like screaming aha by Miller Miller suggested these videos and I laugh so

1:09:12
Unknown_07: Oh, Welfare is racist! Welfare is racist!

1:09:54
Unknown_31: Look at that diverse crowd of onlookers. Mutts from across the spectrum, from light beige with a little bit of pink, to the palest of the pales, to a little bit of latinx, to full-on latinx, to African-American, actually melanated, and sitting in the crowd watching this trash fire. Not as people of different races, chat, but as Americans enjoying an American spectacle without any, without any hatred between any of them. You see just one last one from the front.

1:10:49
Unknown_06: That's great

Unknown_31: There's literally like 50 people around her.

Unknown_31: Imagine how embarrassing that would be for a normal person to be in this turmoil with this man trying to handcuff you, private security, and you're screaming at the top of your lungs. And instead of anyone doing anything Night like nobody cheering you on nobody's saying anything. They're all just watching this They're all just watching you get fucked and there's nobody Nobody extends even kind words or sympathies like when George Floyd was getting arrested There were people like hey, hey record that man record that that fucked up. They're kneeling on his neck like there were people like Expressing concern from the crowd with this woman. Everyone's just like hey, yeah world star Hey, yeah world star and laughing at her

1:11:22
Unknown_31: Good stuff. Great stuff, actually. Very good.

Unknown_31: Snake well, it was not the only one arrested by the way. Someone in chat was demanding a little bit of an update Oops, sorry. That's the wrong thread I have only talked about this person in passing. So just a little brief reminder the best that I can't keep in mind This is from memory. So I'm trying my best remember Dave Moscato is the tranny and name only like he hasn't done anything He hasn't he came and shave his beard, but he calls himself a woman on the Internet. I

1:12:08
Unknown_31: And he lives or did live with like his very rich. I want to say like doctor or lawyer father, um, who was bankrolling his lifestyle, even though he's like an elderly man. And Dave is like in his forties now. and lived in his basement and something happened where he the dad just said like kid you gotta get a job you're like 40 now so he went online and decided to start slandering his own father he's been bankrolling his lifestyle as being like an abuser because he asked him to like get a fucking job it wasn't even like he was saying you can't be a woman i'm pretty sure maybe he did say like along those lines but maybe that was like this the motivation but like the shit that he said on was really unpersuasive but he was still trying to fuck over his own father bankrolling his own lifestyle

1:13:08
Unknown_31: I don't remember the details but apparently He's been arrested. He's been arrested on two different charges and the charges are stealing $750 or more which I imagine is Grand theft. I think that is like the threshold for grand theft and then and that's a $50,000 bail for that and then harassment in the first degree, so I'm assuming that

Unknown_31: We had an order of protection against him So I assume

1:13:45
Unknown_31: The parents are both both his mother and his father are apparently doctors according to this person So apparently I guess his parents had like an order against him And then he violated the order and he stole from them because I guess he felt entitled to their shit And then the parents finally had enough and said, okay, I'm calling the fucking police and then he got arrested. So that's uh, the beautiful Danielle Moscato being booked

Unknown_31: Actually says that Daniela Tectona Moscato and he's gonna is from Missouri. I didn't realize they had trainees in Missouri I thought you guys were in the Midwest. What's up with that? 40 year old man.

Unknown_31: I think is that does that add up 40 40 soon? He's 39. He'll be 40 in January. I

Unknown_31: Um, yeah, such as life sex F. Yep. He's going to ladies jail where all the ladies are kept speaking of ladies chat Keffels Keffels was invited to the cool kids party What's-his-face vows and Destiny and Brianna woo and Keffels

1:14:37
Unknown_31: We're all invited to a Democratic National Convention Twitch debate or something. So they're trying to like revitalize the party with the younger generation.

Unknown_31: And I think I mentioned that Brianna Wu had caught COVID and would not be able to attend despite finally getting like a big break. and Obscurity and be able to attend an event alongside people like destiny and vouchers so relevant and debate bro culture catfalls was also along and Keffel's also got kovat so they had a meetup in Washington DC and B who got the kovat and it could not attend the meeting and then Keffel's also got the the coup and would not be able to attend the meeting so

1:15:41
Unknown_31: Duffel's big break after a year of obscurity, after a year of being held in fucking contempt because he's a really terrible person, and even the people on the left see that he's a terrible person.

Unknown_31: He thought, damn, I'm going to get to the Democratic National Convention. So I'm going to bootstrap my debate bro career. I'm going to be like Vouch. I'm going to make the money once again. And then he got the cough and now he'll have to be relegated to the silence. And I really don't know. I like, I'll repeat this. I had never gotten COVID and I don't know anybody who's gotten COVID and. Like I go I basically I don't put keep anything my issue is is that I eat anything in my fridge So every day pretty much I have to go grocery shopping and how I get groceries here I walk either walk or I take public transit if I'm gonna go to a different place so I take walks in public and I use public transit almost every day and And I've never gotten COVID. And so how the fuck are these people? I really don't know how people are getting COVID.

1:16:38
Unknown_31: It makes me want to say, just for memes, that maybe people who are vaccinated are more likely to get COVID than people who aren't. But that doesn't even make sense in my mind. I don't know what they're doing to people where they would be more likely to catch COVID.

Unknown_31: I've never had because I'm sure what's funny is that Liz Fong Jones announced that he's had been vaccinated. He's been boosted eight times. Liz Fong Jones is more vaccine booster than man at this point. It's really crazy.

1:17:10
Unknown_31: Um, so these trumes are all getting Vax Max and the only ones getting the fucking cough. I really don't get it.

Unknown_31: Let's talk. Jones is literally Vax Max. There's not a single booster on this planet that Liz Fong Jones hasn't injected into himself. It's really crazy.

Unknown_31: The end fight of the Kiwi Farms with Liz Fong Jones, it's going to be like Senator Armstrong, except he'll be like Senator Chin Strong or something. He'll be like, nanomachines son, I got the booster and ting chow.

1:17:46
Unknown_31: Trying to like soliloquy about how destroying the kiwi farms to To and it's but only by destroying the kiwi farms that we can end censorship because the kiwi farms is so bad It brings about censorship. So only by destroying the censorship machine by destroying the things they want to censor Can we stop censorship and it'll be like Trying to destroy things and his body will be made of the nano machines and shit It's senator ching-chong

Unknown_31: This is my Kijima, right? Yeah, exactly. This is my headcanon for this. This is the end fight. I'll have a katana though, folded a thousand times, so it'll be okay.

1:18:21
Unknown_31: Framing keffels as the face of trans resistance has allowed her racism to stay unchallenged. Ooh.

Unknown_31: Ooh. I'm getting hit pieces now. Oh my God. Well, join the fucking party, return.

Unknown_31: This is by the Mary Sue.

Unknown_31: A reign of terror by Alyssa Shotwell.

Unknown_31: How long is this? Oh my God, this is so fucking long. There's no way. Oh no, this is mostly empty space. Okay, cool.

1:18:52
Unknown_31: Theo Ban Ball? What the fuck kind of name is Theo Ban? That's a made up name. Is that like a demon name spelled backwards?

Unknown_31: Oh, these are like multiple articles. Okay. So this one isn't actually that long. I'll try reading until I get bored. You're ready. It is pretty long. Feminist pop culture crit. Oh wait, no, God, this is really long. What is the charge?

1:19:26
Unknown_31: Keffels was featured on the Washington post as a doxing and spotting campaign. I'm not from Kiwi farms, notorious for such things. Got increasingly dangerous bigots shared her home address and hotel.

Unknown_31: A small murmur of critics expressed frustration, often cryptically, that the violence towards Sorrenti positioned her as a martyr. They alleged that she frequently attacked POC in a way that fell just short of doxxing. Serenity and her fans accuse these critics of trying to sow distrust on behalf of Kiwi Farms, however, since then she's been caught doing just that and more. Serenity's racism, especially towards Black people and Asian people, ableism, and even transphobia could fill a book. However, it's more useful to dive into a few examples of just how she dual-wields the language of social justice and the alt-right to cause harm on the very people she claims to be an advocate for.

1:20:00
Unknown_31: Well, when you get cancelled Keffels, you can always make a Kiwi Farms account.

Unknown_31: Just don't post in the man-hate thread. No men allowed there.

Unknown_31: Oh, and by the way, this is also a great thing. One of Keffel's former mods tried to

1:20:41
Unknown_31: Okay, so this guy is an arsonist. He's an arsonist with a felony. He was a mod for Keffel's, uh, way back when. And when there was a lot of murmuring about how, like, kids shouldn't be on Keffel's discord because of the sexual content and the hormones and shit like that. Uh, he actually said, you know, they have a point. Maybe we should not have children on this discord. And he was demoted and banned for it. So, uh,

Unknown_31: He said, I was suspension enthusiast. Nyhalia Agogo says, I was one of her longtime mods who ignored so much because we're traumatized by Kiwi freaks. And I think you'd love to know her entire team chose to keep that discord active while children were being actively doxxed. I was the only one who spoke up about it and it led to me being yeeted.

1:21:13
Unknown_31: So I guess the thought was that while the Kiwi farms are paying attention to this discord, maybe we should take efforts to make sure that those evil Kiwi freaks don't hurt any minors. I guess it was the opposite of what I was saying. The sex and porn and HRT, that's all fine. But the Kiwi farms attention, that's more deadly than a million trillion syringes full of hormones.

1:21:57
Unknown_11: Love to see you.

Unknown_11: So, Lisvong Jones is really trying to build up any kind of case for me that he possibly can.

Unknown_31: After Rumble caught some flack because of their continued tolerance of Russell Brand barring any kind of criminal prosecution, Liz Fong Jones decided to add this to the conversation. He says, and yes, after being banned from YouTube live streaming, Rumble is where the proprietor of Kiwi Farms publishes his twice weekly, three hour long screeds and gets them monetized, spelled with an S for some reason.

1:22:37
Unknown_31: So take no action if you want to see your ads running as a pre-roll for Joshua Moon targeting victims for harassment by several thousand live viewers. Can I get a big shout out to the several thousand live viewers watching my three hour screed? Can we say hi, Liz? Hi, Liz. Hi, Liz.

Unknown_31: You know, um, it is interesting, like Liz Fong Jones's like mentality, like how insane he is and how sadistic he is. I think that like, he's really into BDSM and he tried to moonlight on the side as an actual like BDSM dominatrix. So he wanted to make his career like molesting people professionally. And I think it actually is like his psychology where he's just sadistic and he tries to want to inflict pain on people. And when he says to somebody, do what I say or I will cause you pain. And they say, no, go fuck yourself. It like breaks his brain. He doesn't know how to process that.

1:23:23
Unknown_31: So he just the explanation for like the past five years of him trying to shut down the site is that it really really bothers him that someone told him to go fuck himself and he doesn't know what to do about it. I have a feeling that I remind him of his father who he's estranged from because his father is a successful lawyer who lives in California. has an actual career as an attorney and Liz Fong Jones is just a gross freak that pretends to be an activist on the internet and Gets by by being like the trope. I guess he's a he knows networking, but that's like his thing And when I say no, that's like his father's a bull they hold up. Let me do this, right?

1:24:06
Unknown_31: When I get this right so I can trigger some childhood trauma ready

Unknown_31: Boo. No, you cannot have what you want, little Elliot. I'm afraid that you are being denied. Boo, Elliot. Boo. You cannot take down the Kiwi farms. Boo.

1:24:47
Unknown_31: I'm gonna eventually find out it's like crack crack a Rubik's Cube. It's I'm gonna figure it out by by pure By trial by error, I'm gonna find out what we get some to death note himself Anyway That's if they would listen John this is from the funny names in this I think AWS security shows up in this I think somebody from

1:25:27
Unknown_31: Zalando I recognize Look at this June Oh from a rely question You know how fucking ugly and true now you got to be to put an anime avatars or linked in Professional profile when you're the incident response automation analyst at a real company Site reliability engineer at Google I'm pretty sure SREs have a SREs in Google in particular have like a really bad reputation. I can't remember why I remember hearing that though. I

Unknown_31: I don't know why he's liking that. He probably just likes everything when he sees. Chief architect of monitoring at Google from Chile and Brazil. But I mean, he's Brazilian. They like T-girls down there.

Unknown_31: Nobody else. Nice beard. What is it with soy boys and beards? Catherine Lorelei, activist.

Unknown_31: Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I'm a professional activist. How much does that make? Fuck all. I live on disability.

1:26:19
Unknown_31: Fun one more thing The Chris Tyson guy from the Mr. Beast group has decided to bring in this 19 year old boy into the mr. Beast Network as a as a creator It's really wholesome Chris the 19 year old boy teaches young and

Unknown_31: Stephen Tyson had a fish for the first time. It's really just, it's just so cute how this 19 year old and this trans woman are just hitting it off. And the real, the real story here is that Stephen Tyson just likes this kid. Likes the cut of his jib. You know what this 19 year old boy. He's got what it takes to make it big here at Mr. B's headquarters, and it's time to welcome him into the fold. You know, I just think he's got what it takes. He's a real star in the making if someone just gave him a chance. And thankfully, Stefan Tyson is is there. By the way, he's a homosexual twink. Just so you know, he's got that. He's got that diversity point to him as a member of the LGBTQ plus that's right in with the Mr. B's brand.

1:27:36
Unknown_31: Did you say come on this channel? No, I did not All right, yeah, this is 19 year old game boy just joining mr. Beast the request of This young, you know Stephen Tyson makes sense to me All right so Now we're at the halfway point I think

Unknown_31: The remainder of the show will be to me making fun of both Reketa, Dickmasters, and Dick, and also probably Vito just a little bit.

1:28:16
Unknown_31: I was watching, for whatever reason I was watching, you know, Casino, and they were playing a clip from the Dick show, and it took me by surprise because number one, it was actually funny, and number two, I hadn't seen it before. As it turns out, in the,

Unknown_31: In the forum, the number of people who watch the Dick Show is so low that we don't have people hate watching anymore. We have nobody who actually watches the Dick Show and clips it. Nobody, and especially not the biggest problem in the universe where it's Dick and Vito.

Unknown_31: Like nobody can even stand listening to it just so they can try to find something funny. Cause the number of times where something funny happens and like it's worth sharing as it's like funny bad.

1:29:02
Unknown_31: Never happens. It's like with the UM The Maddox podcast that I tried to create called like the biggest the greatest debate in the universe or some shit It just it didn't have any meat to it whatsoever. It was like fake la comedian like ha ha ha ha

Unknown_31: Absolutely everything all the time without without pause or hesitation so when PPP started playing this clip I don't know who the fuck he got it from I don't know who was listening to the dick show and clipping shit like this, but it was a It was close to like an actual fight between dick and Vito, and it was really really funny it's 14 minutes long and I'm going to play the entire thing because the tension is so you

1:29:52
Unknown_31: So strong you could literally like literally you could figuratively cut it with a knife because it is Like there it's it's it's funny because you can tell they actually want to slit each other's throats throughout this video and They have to pretend like that they're both in on the joke and they're both laughing because it's funny like Circumstantially and not they're laughing to cover the fact that they are like 30 seconds from taking out a knife and gutting each other so

1:30:23
Unknown_31: Here we have the biggest problem in the universe episode 106 I want to say There are like eight people in this room and because dick Masterson aka Dexter aka juju the cow lives in a Hollywood Barbie doll mansion These six people cannot fit into his studio. They basically have to sit on each other's laps There is one guy. I think it's the this guy the the one who is white

Unknown_31: Yeah, that works. The one who is white is called Tom from a hack. The movie's question mark. And he's somebody who is actually experienced in Hollywood and he knows things about pitches and production crews and shit like this. Um, so I've set the Andy Signore, sorry, Andy Signore senior is the white man in this. Um, and I'll just let the clip speak for itself because it's long enough as it is.

1:31:18
Unknown_19: Engaging in it. So relationships are based on deception. Yeah. Anyway, what's your problem my problem? Well, I had a couple different ones I don't know you got a fucking pick one. No, I got carried away yelling at me not running because next week is the live show Save my good problem fucking this fucking guy Oh

Unknown_22: In a recent survey of more than 1,000 motorists 14% reported having an accident or near miss is a family feud because they were distracted by a

1:32:05
Unknown_19: Backseat driver. This is a bad one.

Unknown_18: My problem is backseat drivers. Why would you not give them the good problem? Because we're going to go through it quick.

Unknown_19: We still got to do Lewis's problem and Steph's problem. Why would you not give the good, the best problem though?

Unknown_18: Because he's saving it for the live show. You're like, you're obsessed with like live show. There's going to be 50 people at the fucking live show. It's going to be chaos.

Unknown_13: Dude, we're going to broadcast it.

Unknown_18: First we brought you portos and you're not paying for the ticket.

Unknown_07: It's unbelievable.

Unknown_08: It's un-fucking-believable with this guy.

Unknown_18: Can we go, it's my problem. It's not a bad problem. Who cares about Vito's back? Backseat drivers.

1:32:36
Unknown_19: Everybody hates backseat drivers. It's still a good problem. Do we have a button where we can just say no?

Unknown_31: So this is like the main issue with his podcast. Like literally, I remember there was, if someone has this clip, please find it. There's a thing where I remember Dick was on like the Ralph or tour or some other show. And I remember very vividly him saying the words,

Unknown_31: It's important when you do a comedy podcast, not to laugh at everything. Don't laugh at your own jokes. He said something very similar to that. And that was like one of his diehard rules. Don't laugh at your own jokes. The joke should be funny. You don't need constant laughter to tell people that what your, that your joke is funny. You don't, if it's a funny joke, you don't need to do that. And that is like the defining feature of his fucking shows, both of them. is that there is this constant force, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck at everything. And the more people on the fucking show, the more fake laughter there is. Like you have six people in this room. One of them is Sean, who is like quiet all the time, unless he's spoken to. But everybody else will laugh at constantly everything, except this woman down here. This woman is Scottish. She is treated like shit the entire podcast. And you can really tell at certain times that she does not want to be in this room stuck, like literally sitting in Vito's lap at any point in time.

1:33:43
Unknown_19: I hate you guys. 51%! I think you pussed out on your problem. I think you pussed out.

Unknown_18: Did you want to do it?

Unknown_19: You told me what it was and you pussed out. That's what I think. Alright, let's do it. Fine. See? I was right.

Unknown_00: Fuck you. My problem is when you do a project and you personally do all the work and the other person, you know, just kind of half-asses it.

1:34:22
Unknown_19: What would that, what would that problem be called? The problem would be a projects. Well, you call it Dick group projects. Perfect idea. You're not necessarily a deck, but let's say, you know, that there's a very important project. Maybe it's for a class.

Unknown_16: Maybe it's, I'm going to give you a resentment meter. You tell me, hold up your hand for a resentment meter.

Unknown_19: And when it gets, when you sense more resentment, go to the more, and when you sense less resentment, go to the less.

Unknown_31: Okay aside

Unknown_31: Can somebody who is an audio expert, like with really autistic ears, cause I have really autistic ears, but I don't know audio stuff expertly. What is the deal with Dick's microphone? Is it just that they're in a really closed space and he has multiple mics? Cause I swear there's like, it feels like there's like a brief delay and you hear them twice. I don't know. It just feels like his mic is fucked with in such a way where he has like this elevated presence and it's extremely difficult to describe. But if you know what the fuck is happening and what I'm talking about, let me know.

1:35:03
Unknown_19: A lot riding on this project. If the project is good, you're going to pass the class, you're going to get the big, you know, business presentation, you're going to get a raise, whatever else. You really got to give it your all. So you're there giving it your all.

1:35:37
Unknown_31: He's yelling so much it's picking up on other mics. That's what I thought. And I remember when he yelled at Maddox, because Maddox was losing his voice at some point, and he told Maddox, stop yelling, adjust your gain so that you're not speaking so loud. You shouldn't you shouldn't be hurting your throat to do your podcast. And I swear that he's just yelling so loud that all the other microphones in the room are picking it up. And there's like a brief delay.

Unknown_19: Oh, and then let's imagine there's another kid named like Sanchez or I don't know, something like that.

Unknown_14: Master, he's just yeah, just call me.

Unknown_19: I know his problems about me. Hey, and he's just dicking around twiddling his thumbs and you're calling him up and you're going, Hey man, I had some calling him up obsessively every day, every day.

1:36:09
Unknown_18: I don't know what to do. I don't know what to say when we're in the pitch. Should I say this? Should I say this?

Unknown_16: Should I hold two glasses?

Unknown_18: Is it normal to hold two glasses? This is normal to hold you.

Unknown_31: It's because he cups his microphone when he's up close. Okay, I'm gonna try it. Does this do it? Do I have that echo thing that he does? Oh my god, I can't believe Vito would say that. That's ridiculous. Oh my god. How about Sanchez? What kind of name is that? Does that work? Is that the effect? Let me know.

Unknown_18: Are they gonna sue us? Are they gonna sue us?

Unknown_19: I don't know, what should I say? That's a different problem. Lawsuit insurance, where do I get it? That's a different related thing. I'm just saying. the big, exciting opportunity. And I'm there and I'm like, well, let's, you know, really give it all.

1:36:53
Unknown_18: And I'm there and I'm calling Dick's what what's Dick doing?

Unknown_19: Who's a, who's manager set up those meetings? Well, you're, you're a manager. Both of our managers.

Unknown_31: It gets better. Okay. Yes, it's this is like insufferable la podcast bro shit wait for it the resentment is building There is another 10 minutes left to this and there's a reason for that First off we are not friends awesome Let's be clear that the guys that we know has known him for several years at this point we are not friends and

1:37:45
Unknown_19: Regardless, we get them. Are you? I don't know.

Unknown_19: Let's just say that there was a big. I can't believe this is happening. Hollywood pitch meeting. This is why the show's not.

Unknown_16: You know what? This show might not make it to 108.

Unknown_19: Well, go ahead. The reason why not make it to 108 is because one guy is putting in the work. One guy is putting in the work.

Unknown_31: He's like, I didn't even notice, I've watched this like, I've listened to this while doing other shit. I'm watching it now in real time. He continually, while he interrupts Vito, looks to the other people in the room for validation. Like yeah, surely I'm the star of the show and Vito doesn't do anything. Right guys, looking around the room at other people. That's crazy, that's so insecure, that's great. And creating the document and really making sure the idea is good.

1:38:17
Unknown_19: Obsessively rewriting a document that's totally fine. Just like a comic book that should be out already. Yeah.

Unknown_22: That's a great point by the way.

Unknown_16: I can't wait for Vito's comic. That will be a hundred percent I will get my hands on Vito's comic and I will I will do a gum riddle. I promise you

1:38:56
Unknown_19: It's a dodecacentennial comic book! We go into the meeting, we go into the big project meeting, and I go, look, I got all my ducks in a row, everything's great.

Unknown_16: And Dick is there also.

Unknown_18: You know, Dick is also there.

Unknown_19: I can't fucking believe you're saying this!

Unknown_31: Occasionally, so he's like genuinely upset that his talent is not being respected here that you can tell it's getting to him. It's great. It's awesome This is real by the way, I fucking say

1:39:33
Unknown_31: Okay, listen. I'm going to back that up just a little bit. So now he breaks it, because they were being coy about it before. Now that he's actually led down the table, Dick is trying to pitch this shit you're listening to as a fucking television show to Hollywood producers, and this shame would go completely unbeknownst to the entire world if Vito did not piss him off enough by decrying his talents in this room in front of a woman, nonetheless.

Unknown_31: So he has to clarify and explain the situation, because he now wants to make Vito look as shitty as possible, even if that means showing his own ass a little bit. It's great.

1:40:10
Unknown_18: It's a fucking TV show. This is real, by the way. The first thing I fucking say, the woman jumps on.

Unknown_16: Hey, how you doing? How you doing? I say, let me ask you something. Are those anime figurines that Vito has behind him?

Unknown_18: Would you say those are appropriate for a business meeting? She busts out laughing. I say,

Unknown_31: So Vito they apparently went to a teleconference with like a Hollywood executive to pitch the show they got they got their foot in the door and they have a zoom meeting and Vito was sitting there and he's got fucking anime titty things like anime titty vinyls behind him and Dick is like what the fuck is this and he immediately makes a joke about it cuz it's so awkward that if he didn't address it it would obviously not fly

1:40:54
Unknown_18: Because she just realized the lap she's sitting on belongs to a guy who owns anime vinyls

Unknown_08: It was unprofessional Okay, we did not discuss during the pitch though.

Unknown_19: We were gonna start razzing Vito and see and you know I had a feeling that this was like fake drama because what else do they have to talk about except for Eric's lying shit But look at his face dick look at his face dick is incapable of acting if he was good at acting He wouldn't be doing this fucking show.

1:41:39
Unknown_31: He would actually be successful in LA he could can't act. This is not an act. This is him actually being offended that this fat pedophile, who should count himself lucky to even be sitting in this room with a woman on his lap, all thanks to Dick Masterson, is not being grateful for what he's being given. He is actually in complete disbelief that Vito has a fucking thing to say to him that isn't positive.

Unknown_19: Bullying the co-host you know and what I've done all the work To really set this thing up and make sure it works that I actually understand the premise of the show I'm not just sitting around give a fuck about the premise The premise is very important. The premise is very important. I had this hilarious meeting this guy had anime sexy anime figures the guy was busting his balls The whole pitch was you shitting on me!

1:42:19
Unknown_13: That's not the show!

Unknown_13: Instant replay Look at dick's face after he says that's not the show

1:42:53
Unknown_13: Okay, the show is supposed to be a back and forth. It's not, hey, I'm Dick. And then Annie Zignora has to tell him, no, actually the show is that he's making fun of you.

Unknown_31: You're the joke. You sit in that chair because you're a fat, disgusting pedophile and you exist to keep scorn and ridicule on. And he doesn't get it. Vito actually thinks that he's in a partnership as an equal with Dax. He literally, even now, he doesn't know that he is the joke and he is disposable. Incredible chat simply incredible.

Unknown_19: I'm fun, and I'm whatever and here's my He's not supposed to say he's supposed to say my real name on the pitch Yeah, you know it's like fucking nobody wants to look up dick match and see what he's up to so every other time He calls me out. It's real name dick real name. I'm like man.

1:43:39
Unknown_18: Just fucking pick what you can't fucking call me

Unknown_31: Also funny, Dick is afraid of being called Dick Masterson in front of people who are important to him because he doesn't want them to look up the cutie shit on the internet. That's awesome. By the way, Dick actually makes a really funny joke here. His complaint is that Vito can't keep his name straight in the face of the producers when they're talking to Hollywood to get their pitch out. And Vito complains about it and his snapback is actually hilarious.

Unknown_18: me by my real name just fucking used it all the time because it seems fucking psychotic most people don't have two names all right that i have to fucking balance depending on the scenario oh they really they don't christopher

1:44:23
Unknown_31: At the beginning of this show, because I listened through it to try and find this clip that was being played, they were both complaining that Vito got doxxed, and he has an arrest record, I think he's a felon, I'm not sure if he's a felon, but he has an arrest record, and he was accused by someone who knew him in high school of being a gross, creepy, weirdo sex pest, and that's being compiled into a forum thread now, and they were complaining about that Josh, He runs, the way Noel runs Kiwi Farms now, it's going downhill. It's going downhill. He doesn't know what he's doing anymore. It's a really bad thing. I can't believe he's doing that. And they think that they got you, man. It's like, that's really bad. So Dick knows that he's being actively doxxed. And so when Vito says it's hard to keep track of two names and he's already pissed off, he just throws out the fact, oh yeah, by the way, your real name's Christopher and the Kiwi Farms has it right. Just like immediately confirms that just as a fuck you. And all Vito can say is fuck you. It's actually a great clap back.

1:45:22
Unknown_19: Point is, sometimes you go into a project and you really take it seriously, and there's another guy who's there also.

Unknown_14: You think you did more work?

Unknown_19: I think I really, I think I put that- Your treatment is fucking, the way you rewrote everything- That treatment is fantastic.

Unknown_18: Including what Randy already wrote is fucking insane. I just made it better.

Unknown_19: You know what, send me the, okay, okay, you're here, you're Hollywood.

Unknown_31: Okay, so this is this is the phase two dick has announced that he they had a pitch They had it professionally written. They published it, but before they did before they pitched it out to executives Vito touched it up, and he's saying I actually did write a lot to that I added a lot to this pitch I'm very proud of it. I think that my writing Benefited the work and now dick is like properly fuck you so he's gonna

1:46:02
Unknown_31: By the way look at all the guests face the only person who has anything to add to this personal conflict between them is

Unknown_31: is uh andy because he knows about hollywood he can chime in the black guy with the alien wear hat not a fucking thing to say i remember being it might be mexican i don't know what he is and then this woman look at this woman's face this is the face of a woman who wishes she could fucking Snap out of this this room just like teleport to any place else on earth you snap your fingers you teleport to any random GPS on the planet she would do it She would take that opportunity to escape this this sex dungeon that she's found herself in surrounded by all these fat greasy retards yelling at each other about nothing to lead the treatment with

1:46:44
Unknown_19: Half the fucking page, okay? Mine had no pictures in it. It was just a normal writing document where you use your imagination to see what the show is about.

Unknown_15: They should see the hosts of the show, they should know what we look like.

Unknown_20: I mean... That face said everything, Andy!

Unknown_19: Sorry, I didn't know the context. Andy agrees with me, thank you. I'm gonna email it to him so he can put it up, right? Okay, yeah, let everybody see it.

Unknown_20: You're gonna show everybody?

Unknown_19: Sure. Yeah, it's just a picture, hold on.

Unknown_20: Oh, okay, I thought it was the pitch duck. To Dick... And for those that aren't confused, they really did do this.

1:47:35
Unknown_31: Yeah, I... I love that. And then he confirms, because again, there's a little bit of a doubt. This is, like, way too funny to be on Dick's show? Is this, like, a bit that they're doing? Andy's like, no, actually they are trying to try to sell this to fucking television.

Unknown_19: Pitched a TV show and Dick was there.

Unknown_22: You should actually really be saying his real name there, but okay.

Unknown_19: I wish, I honestly wish that we had it recorded so we could see when the laughs came. You didn't record it? No. You should have had this on your notes memo.

Unknown_31: Oh yeah, if you don't know, when you do a Hollywood screenplays and pitches are usually done in a very specific autistic, kind of like a legal document. There's like an accepted format for a legal document and they generally don't include pictures.

1:48:09
Unknown_31: screenplays and pitches are generally the same where they have a very strict format that's accepted and that's supposed to Artistically improve on it with photos and special shit like that. So the fact that he tried to Break the pitch at all is unprofessional because I'm sure a lot of guys trying to pitch it We'll try to throw in pictures and it'll be like a immediate giveaway

Unknown_31: that this person lacks confidence in their writing, and it would be thrown out by anybody. I think Dick actually pulled this picture up of when they showed on screen. It's great.

1:48:44
Unknown_19: Voicemail. You got laughs for your little. Also, he's fat. Like, yeah, we know. I got laughs. I really do. Also, he's fat. Like, basically, no, I never said I would never do that.

Unknown_19: Look at this moron. Why do you have sexy anime figures on a fucking business call anyway? That's a great thing.

Unknown_16: That'd be better than her singing on her own And then I said and then I said he said you weren't gonna notice what I said She's definitely gonna notice so I better call it out for like it's a whole fuck.

Unknown_19: It was accidental Yeah, that was a good bit.

1:49:16
Unknown_20: You're being harsh on dick. That was a good bit look. It's fine It's great that she left okay before

Unknown_20: If she doesn't laugh at that, she's gonna laugh at- Dude, that's what you two are.

Unknown_19: That's fine. There's nothing wrong with that picture. This was the picture you wanted to put?

Unknown_19: No, it's just like illustrating what the show would- Why do we need to see that picture?

Unknown_19: It looks like a fucking construction show, bro.

Unknown_18: Why would this be the top? How are they going to print this out? In black and white. Why would they print out a fucking picture of us? Why would they even print it out? They could probably just send the PDF around. That's a terrible photo. Oh, whatever, it's fine.

1:49:47
Unknown_20: What am I looking at? I know, I'm so confused by it. Okay, well, we didn't have

Unknown_31: Check it if you're only listening. Um, I number one. I apologize number two. Uh, let me describe this You have uh, it's sort of it's a stock photo of two guys Um, they are back-to-back. One of them is fat. One of them is not They're it's kind of like a stock photo of like two greasy italian men and like plumbing overalls

Unknown_31: and they're holding power tools. Vito has photoshopped his face and Dick's face onto the stock photo of the two plumbing guys and slapped the logo of the biggest problem in the universe. There are multiple explanations of what the fuck this is. If you look at this, you have literally no clue of what the biggest problem in the universe is based on this image. And this is what he wanted people to see front and center when he sent them their pitch is the worst fucking image that you've ever seen ever. Um, so Dick, I think that the explanation is that Dick pulled this out before he sent it cause it's, it's hideous. Um, but he didn't undo the rest of vetoes changes, which he's very proud of and is telling Dick that he didn't do enough work on the project because vetoes contributions to the project were shit like this where, uh, it obviously is fucking atrocious.

1:51:05
Unknown_19: use that picture specifically, but that was the picture you just said.

Unknown_18: That was what you sent.

Unknown_19: I sent Randy a treatment that was all text. It was fucking tight and perfect. And then I fixed it because it was not tight or perfect.

Unknown_16: And then you for some reason spent, you spent hours retyping it. To make it good.

Unknown_31: Cause it was bad. Okay. This, this requires explanation too. Dick is going to get actually offended here because if you don't know,

Unknown_31: His entire career is contingent on the fact that when, a long time ago, he wrote a book called Men Are Better Than Women. And because it was in the 2000s, it hit a chord in pop culture, it offended the right people, and it got him on Dr. Phil, where he was able to do a little bit of a stunt with Dr. Phil. And that is the foundation of his entire career, is his writing. And this fat, schlubby pedophile is telling him to his fucking face that he doesn't know how to write. And he is about to get actually mad.

1:51:39
Unknown_20: Because I can't write.

Unknown_13: Is that what you're saying?

Unknown_19: Right. You can write.

Unknown_14: I didn't write that or you're just as good a writer.

Unknown_19: OK, that's fine.

Unknown_18: I can't wait till your comment comes out.

Unknown_19: I'm going to tell everybody exactly what's fucking wrong with it. I hope you review my comment.

1:52:22
Unknown_19: Cause you know what, you're gonna read it and you go, ah man, this guy really understands story structure. What the fuck show is this? It's the biggest problem in the universe TV show. It looks like a Cheech and Chong sequel.

Unknown_19: Andy you're in Holly. Do you do you want people making fun of your treatment? No, this looks like I don't know what the picture out. I'm not even arguing for the picture. I just said look I made like a little thing is it good? Why said no? No small well cuz I had to find a picture of two guys who kind of look like us because how many pictures are there?

Unknown_16: Do that

Unknown_16: Why illustrate the concept of the show?

1:52:58
Unknown_19: Are we allowed to know the concept?

Unknown_20: Well, part of the concept is that it's more like.

Unknown_11: Sorry, let's take a second to look at that woman's face. This is a look at that woman's face break for the video.

Unknown_19: The blue collar aspect. Nathan for you. It's just bits and it's comedy. It's a fucking comedy show like the man show.

Unknown_22: Do you know when I look at that picture? Shut up about the fucking picture.

Unknown_19: The picture's not important enough.

Unknown_22: You put it above the fold, bro.

Unknown_07: That's just the entire pitch. You did that.

Unknown_19: We've never sent this picture anyone As she tries to get a word in edgewise and this this this fest of retards and they just keep

1:53:46
Unknown_18: Okay, and I collaborate with my collaborators! No, you don't! You just push everything fucking through! Hey, that idea is dogshit.

Unknown_19: Why don't we come up with a good premise and you go, nah, I think it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Let it go. Isn't that good when a pitch is fine? It's the best pitch.

Unknown_22: You know, like when I look at that picture, if I didn't actually know you guys, I'd think that it was like some kind of DIY show.

Unknown_22: So these two jokes are gonna come and fix my shit I don't know. It just looks like a DIY show to me or a 1990s Mario Brother movie Thank You Mexican, man.

1:54:24
Unknown_31: That's the first time we spoke in the last 10 minutes. Literally the first time we spoke I think the picture is fun.

Unknown_19: I think it's fun You would put this on a you would put this on a legit treatment and then you said Tony from hack the movies put pictures in his How many shows did you sell yeah, how many made it for action, okay? Dick

Unknown_31: The beginning of the end is there.

1:54:56
Unknown_31: You want to fuck with my treatment? Fine. You want to fuck with my pitch? Fine. You're a fat retard. I can understand that. You're going to insult my writing. That's not fine. You're going to make fun of the fact that I've been in Hollywood for 35 fucking years, my entire life, and I've sold zero of your scripts I made into production.

Unknown_31: You know, point out the fact that I'm a Hollywood failure, a walking zombie like all the other Hollywood failures. That's not fine, Vito.

Unknown_19: Both of them, but both of them did not get series pickups. Dude, he had that in him for a long time, let me tell you.

1:55:30
Unknown_07: He's been holding on to this and can't put a lot of work in with Maddox's big song.

Unknown_19: You know what? Maddox didn't turn into an asshole until after we sold the show.

Unknown_07: All right, all right, look.

Unknown_18: I'm not being an asshole.

Unknown_19: I'm just saying. You said you did all the work on the group project.

Unknown_18: This is the work. Yeah, you get all the credit for that. What other work did he do?

Unknown_20: There's a whole bunch of shit.

Unknown_19: There's a bunch of writing. That's an old document.

Unknown_20: This was a part of your work complaint was your Photoshop work on this.

1:56:05
Unknown_19: The rest of the work, though, is amazing.

Unknown_19: What the fuck? That's not a problem. And I came to Dick and I said, Hey, I got a concept for the show. So it's basically like my idea, you know, but I wanted to bring him along. I thought he would contribute. You know, he did a little bit of help, but ultimately, you know, sometimes you got to take the wheel and drive. And that's what I had to do here.

Unknown_19: And you know what? I almost didn't say anything. And so, you know, I let that picture on. I think it's funny. Go for it. It is kind of funny. Yeah.

1:56:37
Unknown_12: Anyway, have any of you for everybody listening?

Unknown_19: The Biggest Problem TV show is off to a fantastic start.

Unknown_17: We should put both.

Unknown_19: We should put the treatment side by side. I'd be happy to put the treatment side by side because everyone's going to say mine is better.

Unknown_19: That's like after 10-13 minutes of being barraged by constant noise Vito says my writing is better than yours and there are two glorious seconds of absolute silence in that room You really appreciate the silence when it's not there for so long chat really start to appreciate it

1:57:20
Unknown_31: All right, I will end it there. You have been excused.

Unknown_31: Excellent, wonderful. I can't wait to see how this concludes. I'm sure it will end amicably. There will be no hurt feelings and nobody will be eating shit. Nobody will be blowing their brains out by the end of this.

Unknown_11: Let's see, is there anything I want to add to this?

Unknown_31: Oh, this, oh God. I feel kind of bad. Okay, let's split this up. Actually, I'll play that I don't want to subject you guys to three more minutes of dick Well, this is what I was talking about with him like crying about the forum, but I'll bring this up I showed you guys I talked about mint salad before the retarded woman that dick told to leave her family so that he could temper out to Riley Who is now the guy that showed up at error? God, I can't even it doesn't even make sense until I've talked about the next segment. She went viral She decided to put on a skimpy tank top and scream about Star Wars for 30 seconds in this video got like 30 million views on Twitter

1:58:08
Unknown_31: That's the entire thing it's two minutes of her screaming this video got 30 million views it went very viral on Twitter imagine why and then she was invited on here she is on sim cast 94 with Chrissy Meyer interesting chat Riley has okay, so let me straighten this out

1:58:53
Unknown_31: Riley was the producer for the Dick show. Riley recently had a thing with Eric July. Dick knows Nick Ricada, who also knows Eric July. Riley knows mint salad. Uh, Nick Ricada knows Chrissy Meyer. Chris Mintzel does the thing. He shows up on Chrissy Meyer show who Nick Ricada knows who Dick knows. Hollywood really is a small place after all chat, isn't it?

Unknown_31: Fascinating how those things play out.

Unknown_31: Okay, back to Dick Spurgeon. This is him, this is him exercising his demons, his true thoughts about the Kiwi farms and how terrible things have gone under my direction, my failure to lead my community. Let's listen.

1:59:41
Unknown_18: This is Eric July talking to Nick Nikita.

Unknown_19: Format does it well you can't see Eric July talking, but yeah, that's a good bit. Just imagine it matches up perfectly yeah Yeah, his album art has gone down tremendously cuz like all the good artists don't like even in his Hold up.

2:00:12
Unknown_31: Let me pull up something real quick. I'll just play but even in his thumbnail. He's doing the okay

Unknown_19: speculating on how we would pay for our lawyers and how Dick was going to fuck me over and all this other shit. And I'm like, something's wrong with null. Like he even retells, he retells stories and he doesn't have any of the facts. Correct. Dude. He's like, yeah, just used to be really sharp and on top of, and like, just like say facts that he was, but now he just thinks everything is a reference to him and things he's doing, which is like actually schizophrenic. where he's like, Oh, Eric, July, I made the promo code pull up. That's a reference to the time I told Nick or Katie to pull up on me. And it's like, no, it's not.

2:00:44
Unknown_17: No, it's a black reference.

Unknown_19: You're nuts. You got to let that site. He's got to let that site go. Kiwi farms is done. He needs to get a girlfriend.

Unknown_31: Yeah, okay, except one when it's true. I didn't say that I said every July I did not say that definitively I said that's where the pull the code is pull up because that's like a knicker Kata joke that I made is that like a reference to that and no it wasn't and chat corrected me and they said I Believe I corrected myself on air. I said that it was a reference to him Telling dick to pull up. This is actually I even talked about this. I said that he told dick to pull up and Then dick said something like pull up. You have to explain what that means. I don't speak a bonnets Like I think I clarified the whole thing on stream, but they out of all the things I say about him

2:01:19
Unknown_31: getting fucked in the ass, being a fucking loser, fucking with a black guy for literally no reason other than the fact that he's jealous of, like, I guess that this guy is making money and he isn't. Like, I really, I'll get into that in a second, but out of all the things I said, to recap one, the fact that I thought the promo code was a Nick Riccato thing and not a Dick Masterson thing, I guess that took, offended his ego, that I thought it was about me and not him. And he's like, oh, he's schizophrenic now. Okay, buddy.

2:02:01
Unknown_19: He needs to stop seeking out father figures and become the strong male figure, which he so desires in his own life. He needs to become that strong man. I don't know.

Unknown_13: And he just keeps desperately latching on to fake father figures.

Unknown_19: And they have some minor thing where it's like, yeah, my co-host fucks women. And he's like, oh, my God.

Unknown_19: Number one that's retarded number two the minor thing that I got upset with dick what for was that he was like in bed with a pedophile who says that he likes the idea of little girls getting fucked and His co-host told me to fuck off

2:02:38
Unknown_31: That was my issue with him. My issue with Rikada is that he's like a shit spigot alcoholic who doesn't make any sense anymore and constantly picks fight for no fucking reason. And then gets up like constantly makes a fool of himself. And then I have to eat shit for it because I'm associated with him. And he's just like a constant embarrassment. He called. I, I am Satan. I am the walking embodiment of digital Satan on this fucking earth. I am accused of murder. I am accused of murder. People call me a pedophile and.

Unknown_31: Me being next to Rakeda gives me second-hand embarrassment. That is the issue. It's not that I'm upset that E-Daddy is going out and getting his asshole filled by black men in Jamaica. It's that you're causing me second-hand embarrassment by knowing you. That's the problem. Also, he or you're defending pedophiles again, that big deal about making like a thread on you.

2:03:13
Unknown_19: Yeah. And then they found that you got arrested for trying to run over a cop, which is like awesome. Yeah. And there's also accused of sexual misconduct.

2:03:44
Unknown_31: But again, he very selective about what he talks about.

Unknown_17: You like go by your middle name. Yeah. It's like, yeah, you guys just you look like And then they weirdly post.

Unknown_19: Dude, it's so weird because then they post, we've completely destroyed him. I'm like, wait, how? What do you mean? What are you guys talking about? You found my arrest record from three years ago, which I already talked. Then they went, they're like, he's been hiding this for so long, he must be devastated. And then one of them goes, I found when he posted about it on Patreon three years ago.

Unknown_17: He was perfectly okay with everything about the Kiwi farms for years

2:04:33
Unknown_31: He helped bankroll it. For years.

Unknown_31: When it was Maddox. When it was Maddox, and when it was Asterios Kokonos, and when it was other people that he didn't like, and people were making fun of them, it was okay. But the second that that fucking leaks come out from that woman, and we have emails of his girlfriend, and this third woman, talking about how he likes to get fucked in the ass and dressed as a cow, and how she's resentful for him wasting her entire life.

Unknown_31: And people start calling him Juju the cow and he gets upset about this. It's mismanaged and the site takes itself too seriously. We get facts wrong. It's, it's like, no buddy, this is exactly what happened with, with Maddox. This is exactly what you did with Maddox and Eric July and continue to do and have done for years and years. Almost like what, how long ago was the lawsuit? Like eight years ago. It's been a while. Uh, you just don't like it when it's you. That's the difference.

2:05:06
Unknown_31: I don't know if he doesn't get that or if he has to like psychologically cope about that because I I don't know how he doesn't get it.

Unknown_17: They're funny, but when they started going after like a Celebrities okay, that's the thing that was the thing on the form itself How do you delineate between a true locale and an eat just an e-celebrity?

2:05:52
Unknown_31: How do you delineate between just regular drama and like locale drama? You don't that's the conclusion that I came up to if someone has drama and people won't talk about it They have a space for it on the forum And he's trying to delineate like to say no Maddox now, that's not internet drama. That's that's a little cow me and Vito Nah, buddy. We're actually e-celebs. We're real e-celebs and we deserve better than what you're doing to us actually Yeah Going through my high school blog and being like this is really cringe and I'm like, yeah, I wrote it in high school Weren't they like, oh my god, he's talking about lolly and it's just you saying ew, it's gross Hey, look at what Japanese people are and dude, they're fucking weird Talking about

2:06:54
Unknown_31: I don't know. I didn't I haven't read through it yet. I'm saving that for a rainy day But it was some weird shit like that. I don't know if that is exactly true. Oh, I'll refrain but given his It is strange though this guy

Unknown_31: Has been friends with Max Carson an actual pedophile who goes out and says that he's a pedophile and defends child pornography and talks about being a pedophile and how he's attracted to all year olds and leotards Max Carson is high school friends with Vito and Vito around the same time that he met Max Carson was also hosting a blog where he talked about shot a con and lollicon and

2:07:37
Unknown_31: And he's been talking about child pornography, I guess basically for the last 10 years and it's just this whole thing. More than that, how long ago was his high school? I think he's older than me, right? I would hope so because he looks worse.

Unknown_31: So he's been at this for a while and he kind of brushes over that. Really does get the noggin jogging. All right, it's been two hours and now we're at the final hour.

Unknown_31: Um, so let me,

Unknown_31: In the broadest possible terms, try to summarize what the fuck is happening with this shit, because people are getting mad at me for even talking about it. They're saying Josh wants to desperately insert himself into the Eric July shit. Eric July is a bystander to me. I don't care about comic books. I don't care about anime. I don't care about black people. Eric July does not register on my radar of injustices.

2:08:14
Unknown_31: What I care about is seeing e-celebrities in my sphere, people who I've known, completely burn out and destroy themselves talking about this guy. And I have desperately tried to understand their perspective and what's happening here. But to summarize, Dick at some point decided that he is anti-gay.

2:08:51
Unknown_31: Anti-woke that's like his whole brand now is that he's anti the people he's anti like the black rifle coffee type of anti-woke where it's like let's create a parallel economy where conservatives like Haven't heard the term before the idea of a parallel economies that we're just you know everything is so paused now. We're going to make conservative brands small business brands and we're gonna support we're gonna build our own ecosystem a microcosm of

Unknown_31: It seems like something that would be a natural ally for Dick, because he would be a part.

Unknown_31: Dumb shits in the real world. How do you not produce? It's like free money But I think that what happened is dick at some point was not allowed to participate in the parallel economy You heard it when he was talking about his pitch. He said I don't want to don't make sure you don't refer to me as as dick Masterson call me dags for error because I don't want the Hollywood executive to look up what dick Masterson's been up to because I assume that when you search dick Masterson you find a bunch of shit about lollicon and cuties and Digibro being a pedophile and Vito being a pedophile

2:09:47
Unknown_31: And that doesn't do much for you for your prospects, and it makes sense when you consider what the parallel economy is and how like pedo sensitive Comparatively to like the mass market is to like creepy weirdos

Unknown_31: It would make sense that the parallel economy people would reject Dick and say, we don't want to support you because you're a creepy weirdo and all your friends are creepier weirdos. And you know, where there's smoke, there's fire and go fuck yourself. And he saw that and he saw being rejected by those people and thought, well, fuck it. I'm going to try and disrupt. Your thing cuz I'm not invited to it. That seems like a very dick thing to do and Eric July for whatever reason became a target of his obsession and He has been devoted to try because I think what happened is is that he went on Twitter and he shit up About about this guy. He just started talking about him and then a lot of people who are like defensive of Ripa and his comic started shitting on dick and when he started getting attention he thought oh

2:10:34
Unknown_31: I have found black gold here. I have struck struck attention on Twitter, the most valuable currency in the entire world to an L.A. based comedian. I am going to try and exploit this however I can, as because as as my boy Nick Rikeda says.

2:11:12
Unknown_04: Again, my Twitter is monetized and I am farming engagement on it to get free money.

Unknown_31: Rekha does cope that he spends so much time on Twitter is that he gets paid for it and I think dicks cope is the the same because Who is to his credit his patreon has stopped nosediving? It's going back up for the first time in years his biggest problem in the universe patreon has also gone up so combined He's making $25,000 a month if those numbers are to be trusted after pissing off the ripper verse people so he is successfully farming attention and converting that into income and

2:12:00
Unknown_31: That is the only possible explanation for his obsession with this guy. Um, because his current gripe is that RIPA ripped off the, um,

Unknown_31: the charity, there is a, okay, again, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed anymore, but I tried to ask for some clarification. And I spoke to a lawyer about this, who an lawyer who is familiar with incorporating charities and nonprofit law about what I assume to be the situation. And what I've been informed to be the situation is that Eric July sold his comic books for $35.

2:12:38
Unknown_31: Which is apparently a lot for a comic book once an independent publisher and trying to support the parallel economy Sure, why not pay a little bit more?

Unknown_31: Ripa wanted to support a comic book charity that gave comic books to I believe the purpose of the charity was that they took comic books and they Gave them out to children in hospitals. So kids are in sick beds. I need entertainment. So here's a comic book and And that's the purpose or of the nonprofit ripple wanted to support this charity And he wanted to get free advertising which is why any any company in the world that supports a charity Supports it to get free advertising and get their name out there and sell comic books right that's any company It doesn't matter what the product is they're out there to promote themselves and also do a charitable cause so it's like it's free advertising It's a tax write-off. That's the point of it So he does it he sells his comic book for $17 and if you buy multiples It's cheaper per book. So if you buy two comic books, it's $13 at the discount donation nonprofit rate dick alleges

2:13:26
Unknown_31: that um this is fraud there was apparently because you could potentially order more comic books and get a bulk discount that means that there is still a profit margin in donating those uh in the donated comic books that went to ripa so he's saying that because you could buy multiple comic books and reduce the profit margin of the seller Therefore ripple was making money off proceeds that should be going to the nonprofit I Don't number one in literal definition of fraud That's not true. That is not actually fraud

2:14:06
Unknown_31: As far as taxes go there are some caveats to making money off a profitable thing you have to be careful with that and As far as a moral thing goes you know for a fact Dick Masterson does not care about the ethics of anything Dick Dick Masterson Dax Herrera Juju the cow would literally sell your child to be raped to death by Harvey Weinstein if it meant the biggest problem in the universe would be a TV show and he could say that he got one TV show into production and Even for one episode, not even one season, just one episode, he would sell children to Harvey Weinstein to be raped to death on Epstein Island if it would get his TV show into production for the bragging right alone.

2:15:01
Unknown_31: So the idea that he is ethically concerned about business practices is ludicrous. It's, um, on its face is patently false. And he's admitted to this. He's, um, there's a quote where in his video where he just like in the RIPA video where he's talking about Dick for the first time, there's a quote from Dick where he just says, um, I'm just here to be a psycho, like literally, I'm just here to be a psychopath. The fact that I can do it while pretending to care about charity is just icing on the cake or something. So it's not only is it obviously false, it's like he's literally said that it's false.

Unknown_31: So the only thing that you could say is that he's doing it for attention, which I mean is on brand for him. So the correct answer would be to simply ignore him.

2:15:38
Unknown_31: The weird thing, though, is that somebody can't ignore him. And that person is Nick Rikeda. So what I'm about to say about the Dick versus Eric July shit is not about Dick because he doesn't matter. He's just doing it for attention. Eric July is a black guy, and he takes personal dignity insults quite seriously so that when Dick Masterson is calling him a fraudster, a cheat, a liar, a thief, a bad writer, a Negro that speaks Ebonics, he is going to take issue with that on a personal level because he's black and he doesn't want to be personally he doesn't want his dignity

2:16:14
Unknown_31: Rikeda is caught in the middle, because he's got an issue. Rikeda wants to try and grift off of the comic book, comic gate people, because they are a new profitable, lucrative part of the parallel economy that exists to be exploited by him, exactly how he exploited the Vic Mignogna people during Weeboars to enrich himself.

Unknown_31: The issue is is that Nick Ricada will never ever say a single thing about Dick Masterson because they are for whatever reason Symbiotic and copacetic in their hedonist lifestyles and they refuse to cross each other for any reason so even when

2:16:50
Unknown_31: And Dick is flat out saying that he's going to fuck with Erick July's business for no reason other than the fact that it brings him joy to do so. He will not denounce that. When Dick Masterson's former producer, Riley, physically visits his place of work to stick a sticker on the window that says, you can't ignore me, or you can't ignore this or ignore this.

Unknown_31: He's not gonna denounce that actually he doesn't announce that because Riley is a scapegoat like Vito Vito and Riley are exist to be made fun of and to draw heat off of dick Masterson but he's not gonna say for whatever reason when it gets brought up he's gonna argue the the the technicalities of the law instead of just like Saying that was a shitty thing to do outside of the whatever like the law if even if the law doesn't permit you to murder Riley and by the way

2:17:37
Unknown_31: Someone wrote about how I took Eric July's side over Riley's. I would take literally anyone's side over Riley. There is not a person on this planet who's standing next to Riley does not look like a less piece of a shit besides maybe Vito. Like if Vito and Riley were in a car and you were drunk driving and you crashed into their car and they were both like torn in half, Your drunk driving is retroactively justifiable, and you are in the right. I want to put my position. They are ontologically worthless. They have no value. They are a negative value to the planet, and your accidental murder of them by drunk driving would, in retrospect, be a net ethical positive for all of mankind.

2:18:12
Unknown_31: So don't even start me on that.

Unknown_31: Number two. What was I going to say after that?

Unknown_31: I was making fun of Riley. Okay. Yeah, we're kidding. I couldn't did denounce Riley He's a piece of shit not realizing that Riley as the agent of dick and a literal in a before someone say Making fun of me for using the word agent as a literal

2:18:47
Unknown_31: work associate of his company, someone who generates profit for Dick Masterson, went out and fucked with Eric July on his premises.

Unknown_31: Dick should be obviously denounced for that as well, but he's not going to because he can't denounce Dick because Dick is his only friend, especially now that he's pissing off all the Comiket people.

Unknown_31: So all that's left for Rakeda

Unknown_31: in his position of being stuck by Dick Masterson no matter what and not actually giving a fuck about Eric July and being able to throw him under the bus at a moment's notice is to drink. He has no option at his disposal to cope with the reality of his situation and the facade he must present

2:19:32
Unknown_31: besides to get absolutely, completely, and totally fucked and continue to go on stream. Because Rikada is a fucking alcoholic with holes in his brain. So he has had two streams. On one, Rippa put out a video saying that he's going to move forward, he's going to drop, basically said that he's done with Rikada, he's going to ice Rikada out. So the first thing that Rikada does is he gets on livestream and calls Rippa a nigger. And we'll get to that now.

Unknown_31: Oh wait, this is a great clip, you have to watch this first.

Unknown_31: Hey, hey Reketa, what you got there?

2:20:29
Unknown_31: that is that is a normal thing who who amongst us hasn't taken an alcohol glass and licked every delicious little stain of alcohol from our lip smears off of it uh i will i listen with this picture in particular

Unknown_31: Oh, this one with the black bottles.

Unknown_31: I am not going to invoke a specific allusion, a specific mental image which would possibly be named something mutt-related. I will refrain with great restraint from making such associations, chat. However, I will acknowledge that they exist and simply refer to them instead.

2:21:22
Unknown_31: No, no, no, it's not it's not it's not that because I didn't say it chat I simply acknowledge that it would be possible for you You're the ones you're the ones who are who are breaking the law chat. Not me not I Okay

Unknown_04: This is, this is what I mean. You know, I know because I did practice nigga. I love how effeminate he is on this. You know, I know because I did practice nigga.

Unknown_31: This is like a gay man at a bar. He's like way too drunk and he's like in an argument and he's like, you know, I know because I did practice nigga. He's like all flamboyant and shit. He prided the stream by the way He said nigga twice and said nigger with a hard arm once he didn't act he didn't okay Let me rephrase cuz I don't want to I want dick to say that I'm not being sharp. He did not call Eric July nigger. He did not use that. He did not say Eric July you are a nigger He did say nigga to him twice and he did say the hard are once nigga

2:22:10
Unknown_31: How does it go again?

Unknown_31: Cut that yes hair Fix fix that yee-yee ass haircut and get some bitches on your dick Shave that yee-yee ass back hair and get some bitches on your dick rippa That's what he should have done. Okay. Also as a visual visual allegory to what's happened Camelot also known as kumalot a man who is perverse and shows up on all over katis stream to talk about sex

2:22:48
Unknown_31: for whatever reason was into drag racing and had Rikada Law sponsor his drag racing car. So now there are two cars with Rikada Law nose pope like things on them which have crashed at the exact same time

2:23:20
Unknown_31: Rikada is going on live drunk and calling Rippa the nigga His cars crash and now we have two fucked up drag cars that have Rikada noses on them, which is just a beautiful poetic allusion to what's actually happening. It's great So the entire thing those are short

Unknown_31: The entire thing is great. He's just seething at this guy, calling him a non-practicing lawyer. It's pretty funny. And then we have a follow-up drunk stream, which will take up more time.

Unknown_04: This is apparent last night. Here we go. We're going back to it.

Unknown_03: And, you know, he's like.

Unknown_03: Well, you shouldn't tell people, if I ask you the cost, then that should be what it is because you said like, no. No, yes, it should be. Imagine, imagine, honestly, imagine that you have lawyers and you've solicited a price for a charitable donation.

2:24:06
Unknown_04: And you're not like, even after that stream, you're going to go online and be like, well, no, that's not the cost. Let me talk about other costs. Does it cost $17 to print and ship one book of Isom?

Unknown_10: to charity like you asked. The answer is yes, or you're at risk of committing a fucking charity fraud.

Unknown_04: And it's not me who thinks you committed fraud, brother. It's the fucking IRS.

2:24:43
Unknown_04: The answer is just goddamn yes.

Unknown_04: That's it. Because I believe it costs $17. Why won't you just say it? Why won't you just say that it costs $17 to ship one fucking book? Yes. Okay. Does it cost $13 a book to ship 10? Yes. Done. End of story.

Unknown_03: So goddamn simple. No, the cost of the price per book for the customer was as I stated in why, because we advertise it as, well, if you buy more books, you can get more to the charities incentivize you. And obviously it's not about wins and losses because there's no way we could possibly make, uh, make really any money from that.

2:25:16
Unknown_04: That's not true by the way. That's not true. I don't, I don't know the production costs. I don't know. But if you listen to it, I just, I just don't understand.

Unknown_31: It's like a couple dollars per book. If he is making any money off the donation, it's literally like a couple dollars per book.

Unknown_31: Because I've done like printing and apparel and shit and it's not cheap. I know it's like $2.50 like when he does a bulk order and shit, but it still costs money to have like personnel handle it. It costs money to have like, I don't know. I don't want to defend Eric July because I don't know the details of his business. I don't really give a fuck. It's such a like asinine thing to be obsessed with. Did he make a dollar per order when he sent money to the charity? Or books to the charity? Like wow.

2:25:49
Unknown_04: But here's the issue.

Unknown_04: It's weird too, because you don't understand the very basic principle that in charitable donations that you are soliciting online, the value you request and represent must match the value given. And if it doesn't match the value given, I'm not saying you did anything wrong. I don't, I'm not saying you pocketed a single dollar. It doesn't matter what you do at that point. It's what you solicit versus what the outcome is and why people who are not me and who think of you in bad faith will say that you're defrauding children. And why, frankly, they will be justified to themselves in doing so because they don't believe you. And so if you come out with your long winded, weird, faggy explanation, but I don't know. The average cost is actually low. That isn't helping you. That is feeding them. I tried to tell you, I tried to tell you why this was bad. You didn't want to listen because you assume. Eric because people have told you that you're a smart articulate black man like obama or whatever I don't know other people are racist and say really condescending shit about how smart and articulate you are dude This is the weirdest thing that he does.

2:27:03
Unknown_31: Okay. Number one. That is obviously fucking condescending and weird But like his he does this thing now and i'll point it out when he does it But he does this thing where he like tries to talk like like to a child when he talks to the audience. You don't say like I wear the baldo i don't want to wear the baldo but i have to wear the fucking baldo and it hurts my fucking balls to wear the baldo and but but if i didn't wear the baldo then nobody would wear the baldo so i have to wear the fucking baldo even though i don't fucking like wearing the fucking baldo and that's okay and it is what it is and i hold no ill will towards you or anyone it's like that's that's like his weird thing that he does fucking constantly now he like does this weird condescension with like you can see the clap emojis every word and he's like really trying to enunciate how serious he is and how he's being totally transparent and direct and it's bizarre it's like it's like really off-putting

2:27:58
Unknown_04: You believed it. I don't know. You're not a dumb guy. You've clearly got great business sense. I love what you do. I actually like you so fucking much. We're libertarians. There aren't many of us. I agree with you on so goddamn much.

Unknown_04: But other people, because they're condescending to blacks, have told you that you're some special thing. And for whatever reason, you think you're the smartest guy in the room. Assume you're the dumbest. Be racist against yourself like I am. I'm Polish, man.

Unknown_04: I think a fire hydrant is trying to have sex with me and I put a ring on it, dude.

2:28:51
Unknown_04: Is that? I can't even spell Polish words because I don't know consonants.

Unknown_31: Let me ask my Polish friend. Hold up.

Unknown_31: Do pol- is there a Polish expression for fire hydrants wanting to fuck you and then marrying them? Question mark. Is that like an insult towards his wife? Is he calling his wife like a cold, frigid, sterile, inanimate fire hydrant and he married her? Cause that was like the first thing that he, that he, that proposition him for sex. Is that what he's saying?

2:29:26
Unknown_31: I'm waiting. I'm gonna let you know if my Polish friend responds with any insights about Polish fire hydrants and marrying them It does feel like now that I think about it does feel like a slight towards his wife like I married a fucking fire hydrant She's such a boring stiff Cray crazy check crazy. Okay next one from this one. Oh

Unknown_04: your arrogance and hubris and conditioning is showing. And because you thought you were smarter than me, you said shit you shouldn't have said, and then you regretted it overnight because people pointed out that that didn't look good or you just did it internally, I don't know, and you woke up and decided to fucking bitch about it.

2:30:08
Unknown_31: Yeah, he's referring to kind of there's actually three streams between Friday and today about RIPA The first one is he was talking about some shit regarding dick and the fraud stuff and RIPA went to his chance the bro What the fuck are you talking about? Let me on and then they they had that Oh, actually, no, that was before Friday. I actually showed that already This is like his follow-up River put out this video between that video in this one

Unknown_04: Every fucking time I bring a hostile person on the stream. I hate calling you hostile. I'm not hostile to you But you came in my chat you came on my stream heated if you try to pretend otherwise you're being a bitch and you know it Does he ever put that down by the way?

2:30:51
Unknown_31: He privated the stream so I can't check but I want to scan through it and someone has to take one of his streams here's here's my homework assignment for anyone willing to do it pick a random recent Rikada video and Scan through it and start time stamping Anytime that he has a wine or one of his whiskey glasses like in hand any kind of alcoholic beverage That's in a ready position visible on camera time stamp that segment and then give me a rough estimate of how much of his screen time is done with a piece with alcohol in hand, like in action. I bet you it's like close to half, like 50% of the time.

Unknown_04: You're still a great dude. These are your flaws. It's not things I don't like about you. These are things that as a streamer and trust me, I don't know if this is true, but Patrick S Tomlinson and chat so that Eric July farted into his wife's vagina.

Unknown_31: Does anyone know if that's true? I'm not so sharp anymore. I can't get my facts straight, but is it, is it true that Eric, Eric July farted into Nick or Kate his wife's vagina? That's gross. I'm true.

2:31:53
Unknown_04: I know you mentioned smaller audiences or not as much experience or whatever. As a streamer, people have been sucking your cock for fucking years, telling you how great you are. You know how I know? Six years, bro. And your channel's just slightly smaller than yours. I'm trying, trying to catch up. I won't. You're way better at this.

Unknown_04: People will suck you off constantly and pump your ego up like a fucking Mario Party minigame.

Unknown_04: Don't listen, don't give in.

Unknown_04: Be humble, treat yourself like the dumbest person in the room like I do. I love the cat's reaction.

2:32:26
Unknown_31: Can we get a live cat reaction to Rikada's drunk rambling? Patrick T says, I watched all of this. He's like trying to be sincere, but he can't form a thought. So it's just like rambling. I fucking know.

Unknown_04: But bro, I was not the only fucking lawyer last night cringing at your answers.

Unknown_04: I know of at least four specifically who cringed at your answers.

Unknown_04: And yeah, they're practicing. Or whatever you're gonna say next. Whatever little per-sleeve slight that you have. That, by the way, I don't misrepresent. I don't fucking care. This is not an effective slight, my man. Dude, I'm not trying to harm you.

2:33:02
Unknown_31: So Nick Ricotta does not take things to trial. If he does any kind of law, it's like paperwork, basically things that can be done and over with really quick.

Unknown_31: So he really resents, and this is a common slight that he gets from his people who make fun of him. He's not practicing, I mean, he is a practicing attorney, like in the literal legal definition of it.

Unknown_31: But he just doesn't take any cases that actually go to court. Uh, and he, he gets really upset apparently when you point that out to him. Uh, Ripa did. He said that, you know, he talked to attorneys that actually take things to court and they said differently than him.

2:33:36
Unknown_11: And, uh, he gets really pissed off at that.

Unknown_11: Uh, so.

Unknown_31: Oh, this is, uh, one of his things where he just says like, I love you, bro.

Unknown_04: You missed the bus. So goddamn hard. You're smart. If you're crazy, I was actually low. That isn't help.

Unknown_31: I can do it. Okay. Glass goes up down. Okay. At one 20 glass returns in the ready position. It stays there.

2:34:08
Unknown_31: for the entire time, for six minutes, because he wants to finish his thought. He's like holding it up, ready to drink this. The second that his mouth stops running, the drink is there for him to drink. So when he starts going off on his rant about Eric July, it's just hovering there, ready to be sipped. And then the second that he runs out of things to say, and it's over and it's back down. But that's like five continuous minutes of the glasses hovering. You're like, hey, buddy. It's like the fairy and in the occurring of time, like, hey, listen, Drink me drink me. Hey That's him doing his I didn't even play me that I was trying to find the part where he does the whole I love you I love you, buddy. I want you to make all the money in the world, buddy I want you to be a million trillionaire, buddy. I want you to billion trillion dollars, buddy. I love you, buddy I got nothing but love for you, buddy. Oh This is I think a producer

2:34:48
Unknown_10: And again, where's your proof, Nick?

Unknown_04: How do you know, Nick? I don't know. Maybe because all of my fucking friends have made their own comic books. Maybe because all of them have done it, okay? Maybe that's how I know. But that's not the point. I still don't think Eric did anything wrong. I just think his explanation exposes him to risk. Why are you so fucking dumb and so committed to Eric that you can't understand that I'm trying to help him annihilate the risk of his bad answer?

2:35:53
Unknown_10: That's it.

Unknown_10: That's it. I think he over-contributed. Probably. I don't know.

Unknown_10: That's how I would do it. I would over contribute to the charity. Be safe, be extra conservative.

Unknown_04: That's what I would do. That's what I assume he did. It's not about what you did. It's about what you said and what you said is inviting problems. That's what I'm trying to teach and help and assist. And he thinks I'm trying to drama farm and harm him. I'm not. I don't give a shit what you did.

2:36:26
Unknown_04: It's irrelevant because I don't think you did anything bad.

Unknown_03: allow us to profit, but we're also giving them money. So I thought the, um, what's really funny about Ricardo is that he did this thing where he's repeated cause cause again, Eric July kind of invited himself onto stream.

Unknown_31: And then Ricardo believes that Eric's answers on that stream were bad and they did not help his case that he, uh,

2:37:00
Unknown_31: for whatever reason with the charity thing.

Unknown_31: And there's another stream, I was going to save this, but there's another stream that I'm going to play clips from where he's responding to Eric July saying like, actually, I don't even think that this was on the stream, but Eric July later put out a thing. So like, I'm going to squash the beef with Ricada.

Unknown_31: Which I think is just his way of saying like I'm gonna make sure there's no like active bad blood and then I'm gonna ice this retard out at least I hope for his sake that that's his plan is just to be like Yeah, we cool man, and then just like never speak to him again. I'm pretty sure that's what he's gonna go for But when that happened when they said like let's talk like let's

2:37:37
Unknown_31: Squash this so there's no bad blood they handled it in private, but then Rikita is like sitting here like trying to crucify his arguments It's saying like I tried to help you and let you come on my stream to argue your point And then he did such a bad job, and it was just so crazy It's like he's so willing to go into private to discuss any matter except the matter of His legal situation and his legal case like instead of squashing that in private He lets him air that shit out on stream by his own words and then hang himself for that like if what he's saying is true

2:38:24
Unknown_31: He's the biggest prick in the world. Cause he's like, again, he's willing to go to private for anything except the one thing that really, really matters. That's not just sparing feelings. That's like actually like an ongoing legal issue. He lets that go out in public.

Unknown_31: Really, really shitty of him.

Unknown_11: That's seven minutes long. I don't want to play all that.

Unknown_11: Um, yeah.

Unknown_11: Skip these cuz those are too long. I'll be here all day After after this stream where he basically goes in there's like a live react and just is like wasted the entire fucking time

2:39:06
Unknown_31: He does another I think this is a different string because he's wearing he's wearing the same shirt Okay, after after let me correct myself after this tree. It's just it's like a seven hour long stream I think it was and there's like a lot that happens to it and it's mostly him saying about Eric July there's one part where he responds to like a 10-minute video for two hours and then there is the part after that where he invites dick on and

Unknown_31: to discuss Eric July further and shit on more. And I find this this interesting because of what he says.

Unknown_04: Dick, did did you contact the charity that Eric July was giving money to?

2:39:44
Unknown_31: By the way, this is how little Dick cares about Rakeda. Dick is a professional podcaster. He does two different podcasts and he's done at least one more with Maddox in the past. He has done hundreds of hours of audio entertainment, primarily audio entertainment. He is eating into the mic for his friend's show. His friend invites him on. He is eating directly into the mic as a extremely, uh, senior entertainer who does audio based podcasting. That is how, you know, Dick Masterson's perspective of Nick Krakatoa is like, he, he just sees them as a fucking useless retard tool. You did.

2:40:20
Unknown_19: Yes. I wanted to know. I wanted, um, that ab, that, uh, that Abtus Gnome guy sent me an email saying that they, that they wanted, they would rather have money than comic books. You're not the Abtus Gnome guy? No, I'm not Abtus Gnome.

Unknown_04: Did you encourage Abtus Gnome?

Unknown_19: No, I didn't even know about, no.

Unknown_04: Wait, you don't have an existing relationship with Abtus Gnome?

Unknown_19: Uh, only in that he's, I assume he subscribes to my podcast, but no.

2:41:00
Unknown_04: Why are you lying about this right now?

Unknown_19: Uh, about which part?

Unknown_04: All of it.

Unknown_04: You didn't tell Abtus Gnome to contact the charity?

Unknown_19: No, no.

Unknown_04: You said you contacted the charity though. Abtus Gnome contacted the charity, you contacted the charity. I contacted them separately to verify.

Unknown_04: Why would you contact the charity? Cause I wanted to know if Eric was giving them money instead of just pocketing money from his charity sales. Was Eric giving them money?

Unknown_19: Um, as far as I know, as far as what I know, he wasn't when I talked to them at first. And then at some point he was, I don't know if he had some kind of arrangement before that. I don't know if they did. I'm reading, I might be reading into what the guy said that he would rather have money, meaning he wanted more money. Um, I don't know, but my impression talking to him was that.

2:41:39
Unknown_19: Um, he wasn't getting what he thought he should get, which is money. If you're raising money for charity, they get the money. That's my, that's my fucking philosophy. Sure.

Unknown_04: Yeah. I don't, I don't care about that. I don't believe you. Well, would you, um, were you trying to ruin Eric's business with the charity? No.

2:42:15
Unknown_04: Are you trying to ruin Eric's business now?

Unknown_19: Yeah. Uh, I don't think anyone should buy X comics, uh, money spent trying to ruin his business now. Yeah, no one should buy Eric's comics. Money spent in the pursuit of bad art is wasted money. Money should be spent- Wait, you're trying to ruin his business because of bad art? Yeah, his art's terrible.

Unknown_04: Not because of the charity shit?

Unknown_19: No, I don't care about the charity shit.

Unknown_04: You don't care about the charity shit? Why'd you talk about the charity shit so much? Well, I think he's- I think- I think dumb people are giving more money to Eric thinking that they're helping charity and I think they should keep their money. Do you think charity is, uh, sorry. Do you think Eric is scamming charity? The charity.

2:42:50
Unknown_04: Oh, man.

Unknown_04: Yes. Uh, I think you do even. Okay. Look, look, stop. Okay. I get that you thought before, but after you contacted the charity and I talked to Eric about this, um, I'm pretty clear. He says there's an existing agreement and I take him at his word. I don't, uh, you don't know. I don't believe your opinion. I understand where your opinion is coming from, but I don't believe it. So, um, you think that even after,

2:43:25
Unknown_04: Uh, Eric took money for charity. You called him out. You called the charity. The charity made a post. He made a subsequent donation. Doesn't that alleviate any problems you perceived with it? Like, isn't he okay now?

Unknown_19: No, I don't think he gave them enough. Number one. And number two.

Unknown_04: How much should he have given them? 100%.

Unknown_19: At least 95%. If he collected whatever he collected.

Unknown_04: What percentage did he give him? I don't know.

Unknown_04: So he might've given them 100%.

Unknown_31: Yeah, that'd be great.

Unknown_31: I'm gonna end it there. The most interesting part is just up front where he says, yes, I'm deliberately trying to destroy his business. It's like, I have a feeling, and I could be wrong, but I kind of feel that when it comes to the Maddox lawsuit,

2:44:01
Unknown_31: Even if like dick is only making like half of what his patreon says I have a feeling that the lawsuit made him So much money from driving new people to his show That he made he's one of the few people I think even said this literally word for word that he's one of the few people in the world who's made money from a lawsuit without winning like monetary damages and I have a feeling

Unknown_31: that if you were to actually try to estimate the actual damages of Eric July that has received from Dick Masterson, it's not enough to really justify a lawsuit. And if he did try to sue Dick, then Dick would make more money from Patreon and the content of the lawsuit than he would from paying his attorneys to defend him from the lawsuit. And even if he lost, He would still probably make from actual damages. He would still probably make more money. I think that he is now actually wording himself to try and get sued to give Eric July enough of a case where he feels confident going into a lawsuit because Dick has already done the math on his head. to try and provoke that from him and make money from lols lawsuit 2.0. Um, cause he, he figures that he'd probably make more money from the lawsuit than, than he would from, uh, paying from the attorneys. And it's just a cold business thing. And if Eric July's business, you know, collapses as a result of, you know, legal fees and the drama and shit that that's whatever, that's better to him because he doesn't like them.

2:45:37
Unknown_31: It's so slimy and so Disgusting and the fact that Rikada is playing into it again makes me like Rikada even less than before So it's my thoughts on that He then went on Twitter and remember with all these things again my Twitter is monetized and I am farming engagement on it to get free money and These are two whores trying to make a couple bucks on Twitter He's arguing back and forth. He says he can do what he wants. I didn't give him advice He can surely take my publicity publicly posted legal expertise and do what he wants That's not how giving legal advice works. No matter how very clearly you see it And so on and so forth again going back for it So it's so weird to me how much time or Kata and dick spend on Twitter They spend hours and hours and hours a day on Twitter It's just such a fucking waste of life

2:46:15
Unknown_31: After Eric July and him couldn't quit squash the beef Rekheda put out like a small statement where he basically said like I don't regret anything that I've ever said about Eric July and even though I treat him like a dumb gorilla I only regret my tone, and I don't really regret anything. I have to actually say about it I said, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that while these sentiments I expressed last night are true, I probably overstepped. I'm going to talk it out with Eric in a bit when things calm down. From now for now, I'll be my I'll own being the asshole and apologize publicly for losing my cool.

2:47:00
Unknown_31: Until the dust settles, Eric July would be justified in thinking of an asshole who took things to a stupid level. This is the type of shit I say we shouldn't do all the time, and I engage in it. Apologies are lame, but sometimes they're justified.

2:47:31
Unknown_11: I forgot why I pulled this up.

Unknown_11: I think I talked about everything

Unknown_31: And then finally, this one clip, I think, is recent, but funny.

Unknown_31: It's funnier because it's recent, actually.

Unknown_14: But it's also true, of course, to falsely entrap people, right? You could invite someone to a location, say, hey, I'm selling a snowblower. If you want to come look at it, see if you want to buy it, come over to the house. And then when he shows up, you say, didn't you come here to see a 14 year old girl? And he says, what are you talking about?

2:48:11
Unknown_14: But if you put his face on the internet, is that guy's reputation destroyed? Is he suddenly a pedophile to the whole world? So this is very dangerous territory we have.

Unknown_00: And if someone's falsely accused of being a pedophile, if you or I were falsely accused of being a pedophile, we might be rather pissed about that because it's reputation destroying.

Unknown_14: Of course. And we can't allow our emotions to drive us into witch hunts against unproven guilt. We have a criminal justice system so that people don't take justice into their own hands. Of course, the moment you say, oh, someone touched a child, you want the worst things in the world to happen to him. But anybody can make that accusation. We just.

2:48:48
Unknown_31: So obviously the joke is that Rakeda is being sued because he called Montagraph without evidence someone who quote always sucked liked sucking little baby penises and quote Rakeda whenever he talks about this omits that line whenever he talks about it. He says I am being frivolously sued by an insane person for

Unknown_31: or saying that he fucked a watermelon or something. He always downplays it as he fucked up. I say he, I said he fucked a watermelon. I made fun of him. I called him a vexatious litigant, which is true and so on and so forth. Like he mentions everything except the fact, the actual issue that a Montagraph took issue with that he was called, which is defamation per se, that I, someone who always likes sucking little baby dicks, which is a egregiously offensive statement. It is not a funny, it is not a joke. It's not a reference to anything. It has one literal definition.

2:49:20
Unknown_31: I find that so distasteful, how he lies about what he said. He lied to me. In case anyone is curious, that is what did it. Because he bugged me over and over again for fucking months. Anytime I brought him up, he messaged me on Signal and said, Look, I'm right here. If you have any questions about something I've said, you can message me and I'll clarify it for you." And the one time I took him up on that offer, because I really didn't know what had happened, I said, what did you say about Montagraph that caused him to sue you? And he told me word for word that he had said, Montagraph probably liked sucking little baby penises, which is still horrible. It's a horrible thing to say to someone.

2:49:55
Unknown_31: at least it's not like a fully declarative statement and the reality is on rec it's in a fucking video he said always he he lied to me to my face the one time i actually took him up on that and made me look bad because it made me look like i was lying for him and i wasn't he He told me that and that was it that was like that was like a neck-snapping moment when I realized that he just fucking fed me bullshit And you can't tell me that he didn't know that he didn't know what he said because he's being sued He's paying tens of thousands of dollars to one of the best attorneys in the fucking world to defend himself from a quote-unquote frivolous lawsuit

2:50:47
Unknown_31: And you mean to tell me you mean to suggest that he forgot what he said that has cost him $100,000 really No, not a fucking chance He the only the only reasonable thing to assume is that he fucking lied to me and that's just unreal It's unreal that he would lie about something so easily disproven to something so easily corrected and

Unknown_11: Simply distasteful, Chell. Simply distasteful.

2:51:41
Unknown_11: Um... So there's that. There's all that.

Unknown_31: That's just- I think there's actually one more thing that Alyssa had clipped. Oh my god, so much shit. Alyssa's put out more clips in the last week than she's put out in the last year. Um...

Unknown_31: How many of these clips have him holding a wine glass? I'll count.

Unknown_31: Okay, one, two, three.

Unknown_31: Three sober.

2:52:14
Unknown_31: One, two, three, four, five. I'll skip that one, that's not fair. Six.

Unknown_31: Drinking.

Unknown_31: Four sober. That's a monster, I'll count that as sober. Five sober.

Unknown_31: Six, I lost track. I lost track chat. It's too much. It's too much. I'm trying to count two numbers at once. It doesn't work.

Unknown_31: Um, there was one more.

2:52:50
Unknown_11: Where it's like, he's just doing the talk down thing.

Unknown_31: I want to see, is this it?

Unknown_10: You'll actually get good at discerning that. Here's what I love.

Unknown_04: I wish I had set this one aside because it is it is the thing where he's like

Unknown_31: Or he's like properly like doing the little boy voice and like talking down and being like, I fucking don't like to do this and I fucking don't like it every time it happens. But when it happens, it has to happen. And that's how I feel about it. Oh, is this it? Oh, this isn't actually, I think.

2:53:31
Unknown_04: For whatever reason. Is is ludicrous.

Unknown_31: No, I'll fight this fight all the way. Oh, it is. He's only a Batman impression in this one, I think.

Unknown_04: And I've never suggested that I needed some

Unknown_04: funding goal or, or some sort of incentive to know otherwise.

Unknown_31: No, I forgot what it was. Sorry, chat hate to end on a sour note like that. I did forget what it was. But he was doing the thing the Baldo thing that I was making fun of where he's doing like his I don't like the drama. But when I am accused of something I didn't do, I'll fight that every time.

2:54:03
Unknown_31: All right, calm down.

Unknown_31: Alright, that's it. Um, time for the super berries. I appreciate everyone sticking around. I hope that the all beef episode was worth, worth the time. Uh, and I will simply get into the super barriers now.

Unknown_31: Thank you, Chad. Thank you. Thank you.

2:54:41
Unknown_31: Um, okay. Let's start with Rumble go up hyper ninja for five says test a Judy test if you will. Thank you Judy tester I appreciate you the Mac user seven five one four four says I never another silver coin run for 2023 or 2024 March Maybe 2024 definitely not this year. I should be having shirts up soon like next week soon Debugs for one says she and post an LPG link I

Unknown_27: I need to be really clear that the origination of this whole situation are a bunch of white supremacists, Nazis.

2:55:20
Unknown_12: This is not a neo-Nazi white supremacist rally. It was not that from the beginning. There's no way that I am a white supremacist.

Unknown_31: I mean...

Unknown_31: That's just whatever. That happens all the fucking time. That guy's super Jewish, too. That's why they intensely sniff so much. He's got that big nose. He looks like Mark Zuckerberg. Generic username and password for once. I saw Wang out after MaddoxDudeLikesSA rotten in free speech. Thought of reaching out with him for positive voices.

Unknown_31: Justin Wang?

2:55:54
Unknown_31: I think I don't know who you're I checked Wang out after Maddox dude likes essay rotten free speech those I have no idea who that is. Sorry. I can't pine Helima Allah seen for one says news hamster gets a well-deserved day off. That's true. He took the day off. He's got the snoof Just kidding. He's not back. She doesn't get the coven Roxanne wolf 5 says bark bark. Did you ever become a favorite? Did you ever have a favorite Halloween costume? No Nothing really stands out to me

Unknown_31: Halloween is less about the costumes and more about just the atmosphere. I love fall which is Why I associate Halloween because the summer is finally fucking over it cools off the leaves start to fall The breeze rolls in it's just a wonderful wonderful time of year And the colors are awesome, too Holy how for two says happy week being back up on dotnet keep up the base work as always Josh. You're my nibble Thank you. It hasn't been a smooth week. There's some technical issues, but that's just because the setup is such a clusterfuck I'm developing my monitoring tools right now, so And I might adjust some things I'm just trying to figure out what works right now, but yeah, we haven't had any hosting issues, which is nice Light Rose for two says you ever miss Halloween decoration decorations in Eastern Europe. Oh my dude. They have Halloween decorations out here Happy to say it was awesome the first time first time I had Halloween in Ukraine and there were like pumpkins and little gourds on Tables and on Halloween night there was like a big skyscraper in Odessa where you could see like dark lights Flashing in the windows because they were having like a party on the penthouse suite. It was really cool Yeah, they get a little bit American Americana spreads like a virus out the world you can't escape it And Halloween, thankfully, is becoming a universal thing.

2:57:26
Unknown_31: Kind of like how they celebrate Christmas in China and Japan by just eating fried chicken. Everyone gets a little bit of the joy. TheLonelyWindigo410 says, awoo! Thank you.

Unknown_31: Rabies the redneck for two says omw to get wings to get high as fuck in my friends camper and binge watch the boys thoughts on it Episode one is cool rabies the redneck also says one for one dollar. Here's the truck I piped your mom and guess what the type is and it's a discord link. I'm not clicking it Thank you. Cognito green for ten says pizza time. I'll fuck you. I'm getting ready for it

2:58:03
Unknown_31: I only eat pizza on Friday though. It's already like I can't order pizza Tickle tart for $100 says happy Halloween month, sir. Thank you very much and a happy Halloween to you too, my friend Yeah, I got to see me for one says chirp Someone should fix that that one day I don't know if I can even get out with 9-doll battery for when $1 now with an inflation and shit. She I Cool for five says here's some melanated behavior wait till the helpful white guy comes along at least you would help to write fuck no We separated tribes and she I mean I can't watch this because it's age confirmed cut age gated and I can't um, I Forgot how to get around that. Sorry

2:58:52
Unknown_31: The ice cream man for 50 for $50 says, Hey Josh, good stream. Had fun. Thank you. Wow. Wow. It's a sink to the point when excellent super chat. Thank you. Polly frog 64 for two says the reason the vacs are getting sick at a higher rate is because their immune system is suppressed by the vaccine. I don't know if that's true. I don't know anything about anything. I am a retard, but that's Polly frog 64 steak. Why is that name familiar?

Unknown_31: Weren't you made didn't see you have some drama ice. That name has like triggered some kind of a suppressed memory in the back of my brain. I'm very suspicious of it.

2:59:24
Unknown_31: A giga cake for two says Ashkenazi Jews are less susceptible to COVID than any other race. You can't hide your early history forever. There's a link to the NIH.

Unknown_31: And I, uh, Jews Ashkenazi, the Ashkenazi, the susceptibility of different populations is not understood. Um, most frequent in Ashkenazi Jewish population decreased the SARS COVID elastostatic attraction.

2:59:58
Unknown_31: That is strange. I wonder why Ashkenazi Jews are so immune to COVID. I'm not a doctor, so I can't make any speculations on this.

Unknown_31: Baldo Pegans for five says use promo code our wife for 10% off at the checkout on baldos.com. Well, that's a interesting plug Our wife chat. I wonder that's a reference to me. Did I say our wife once? Might be might be I don't know. I don't want to be selfish or schizophrenic here, but I think that's a reference to me

Unknown_31: Haramberger for five says it's gonna be a hard time comparing videos comic to Zoe Quinn's goddess mode was really really bad credit to her artist Robbie Rodriguez for making it despite going blind and tweeting his b-hole I Don't know that's true. That's a very funny funny message. Yeah. Oh, dude. I can't wait Vito publish your fucking comic you pussy I'm gonna I'm gonna make money off of it. Fuck you. Oh

3:00:43
Unknown_31: I can't wait to rip into your shitty pedo fucking comic bro Ice Mexican pretends as a short homage to spooky month and tasty candy. What's your favorite candy Josh Potter? And there's a YouTube link my favorite candy. I've really really liked Twix bars Skeleton

3:01:24
Unknown_31: Hell yeah, that's what that's what the hood sounds like. Oh, I didn't even mention that Rikada got really drunk and said that he was from the hood He said that he was like from Houston and he was like He came from the hood cuz you grew up in a suburb on the outsides of Houston. So I guess the inward path Um

Unknown_31: The Ice Cream Man for another $50 says, watching Dick and Vito eat each other is amazing. Vito is not getting that, he's getting the butt of the joke eternally and everyone else in the room knowing that fact is amazing. Dude, that's one of the other things that I forgot to mention. That part where Vito says, the joke isn't making fun of me. There was like another thing. We're in 14 minutes of continuous, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Five people talking over each other.

3:01:59
Unknown_31: Tick. And then he continues. It's like another three... You know, when there's so much fucking noise, you really appreciate that silence. And it really comes at the best times.

Unknown_31: Thank you casting couch crab for ten says you were if you were cursed to have all of your footsteps sound like an instrument What instrument would it would you prefer it be regardless of your answer hide these crab bucks for me and never return them? I can definitely do that The recorder I would want like a really annoying just came that would annoy the fuck out of me What's the most aesthetic thing?

3:02:38
Unknown_31: I don't know, any kind of noise that would- I would become like a 700 pound sedentary man living on a mattress having DoorDash, you know, deliver food to him constantly because I would never want to walk if it annoyed the fuck out of me like that.

Unknown_31: Judy Hester for one says Rekheda tries to say nigga like in the GTA clip But says it like every VTuber girl who plays through that scene and said I don't know about that I would never favorably compare anything VTuber related to anything Rekheda anything not VTuber related nor would I compare Rekheda favorably to anything again because that's the only thing that VTubers have ever done right is play that game and then say the n-word Debugs for one says Rekheds is gonna wreck his crowd-killing Mustang

3:03:33
Unknown_31: He already did. You're a bit late on that. He crashed driving off the fucking lot.

Unknown_31: Oh, sorry. There's a bunch of... Dude, Rumble. God, Rumble is really fucking annoying. I might have to get mods in my fucking chat because there's a bunch of fucking... QAnon bots trying to shill shit.

Unknown_31: Really, really cringing, guys.

Unknown_31: Let me open this up.

Unknown_11: On... Libra Wolf.

3:04:07
Unknown_31: He told a story where a racist white cop hit all the seats on the bus and called the black kids inwards and told them to enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, niggas.

Unknown_31: Patrick S. Tomlinson, police officer.

Unknown_31: Loads of honey here for five cents. Haven't done it in a while. Thanks for the streams, Josh. Thank you very much for the support. Appreciate it. Neba five says most esteemed and venerable Kiwi Diamo ha ha Ching Chong bing bong ping pong and then there's a link to fortune.org slash pole wonderful There's a news article 55 Chinese sailors are feared dead after nuclear submarine gets Caught in a trap intended to snare u.s. And British vessels in the u.s. In the LCA. Is this recent? I haven't heard of this Shame, they should have sank it off the the coast of LA. I would have saved us a lot of trouble

3:04:51
Unknown_31: Jack channel for 25 says be jams. Ah, ah, BJ on the Jack channel. Where does he get all his money from? Did he say for three says this podcast needs a hero? I still don't know what that means. I think you said that before and it concerns me.

Unknown_31: Money man for 10 says Ralph didn't get the PSA YouTube link. Let's see.

3:05:24
Unknown_05: Hey, what are we doing out of the bottle? This is dangerous. A little kid might come along and think we were candy. That would be awful because we're medicine. He might even eat us. No, no, no, no. This is serious. Serious. We could make you delirious. Delirious. You should have a healthy fear of us. Fear of us. Too much of us is dangerous.

3:05:55
Unknown_31: Uh, this is a serious thing that reminds me. Wasn't there like a little kids show? I remember my cousins watching. It was like a little kids show where it was like a hamster or Guinea pig that like was like a hero. And there was like a duck. And when there was a little animal in trouble, there would go there. The duck would go this if theory. Yes. So that reminds me of, I only remember that part. Cause it was a cute wonder path. That's right.

Unknown_31: That's right, one of the pets. Thank you. Screechcrimes for five says, did you ever watch Perry Caravaglio live? I have not. I have only seen the clips people have tagged me to watch. And it gives me a very, very, very, very, very, very negative impression of the guy behind the camera.

3:06:31
Unknown_31: Money man for one says, Hey Josh, I've been off work due to an injury, which has allowed me to watch your streams. Usually you stream when I'm at work. Do you think you will ever stream on the weekend? Also, if I send an odyssey super chat before the stream, will you read it? Yes, I will. Um, as far as streaming on the weekend, I usually do not stream on the weekend except for video game stuff. And I, I do not think I'll be able to do any video game stuff this year.

3:07:05
Unknown_31: I just flat out, I honestly, I think that I'm fucked in that regard. But one day, maybe.

Unknown_31: Money man for 10 says, hey, Josh, went to celebrate the return of the dot net with a little song. Enjoy it before it's taken down on YouTube. Spelled with a J for some reason.

3:07:49
Unknown_20: Where's the actual lyrics at?

Unknown_28: A fake titties on a man named Diane An American kid growing up under liberal doctrine He wants to be a TikTok star That guy has a good voice.

Unknown_31: He could develop it into like a really great singing voice.

Unknown_28: In between his legs are some really bad scars

3:08:23
Unknown_28: Sucking on chili dog while posting a tweet underneath his dress. He's got a mess between his knees.

Unknown_31: Gross.

Unknown_31: I'm coming off there. You'll never be a real woman. Jack and Diane parody. If you want to find that on J Mark comedy. Thank you.

Unknown_31: It's pretty good.

Unknown_31: Uh, sock puppet Sam for $20 says, Hey Josh, how long do you, how do you, I'm sorry, let me reread this cause there's a weird word order to this. Hey Josh, do you think long COVID will affect Brianna's helicopter skills? Link to a YouTube short.

3:08:59
Unknown_11: Okay. Let's check it out.

Unknown_11: This is fucked up.

Unknown_11: This is fucked up.

Unknown_23: It's a tranny. She's flying a helicopter.

Unknown_23: It's a tranny copter! I'm smoking weed at my mom's house and there's a tinsel tootie! She's coming to kill me! It's maddening! She's firing with a copter in my house! I'm stuck here! Fuck off!

Unknown_07: Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off me!

3:09:31
Unknown_31: I miss it so much. The internet used to be a silly place and not a terrible place. Now it's a terrible place.

Unknown_31: Hopefully it will because the tranny copter is a menace. You know, the tranny copters were involved in the USS Liberty incident So I pop a sand for five at 67 says but but dick I thought that cute girl anime posters were based and were a draw to the podcast like that guy girl that broad that Fucked Ralph's wife before him, you know the one homeless in Tulsa. Don't you recall that wack off to anime children tab? True. I do remember the defense that anime children were a boon to the podcast not a detriment to him in his entire life I do remember that argument

3:10:05
Unknown_31: Money Man for five says kill anime avatars, behead anime avatars, rent house kick an anime avatar to the concrete, slam dunk a lolly into the trash can, crucify filthy anime avatars, defecate into an anime avatar's food, launch anime avatars into the sun, stir fry anime avatars in a wok, total anime avatar death. I agree. Great super chat. Thank you, Money Man.

Unknown_31: Vino Hungarian imperialist for five says honestly, I appreciate the distinction Reketa makes on the Eric July point Eric does describe his comment donation haphazardly setting production cross gross and per net customer interchangeably often without disambiguating such that it sometimes does sound like he admits to taking the margin even if he takes a margin that is not fraud like again, okay, you could make a like if we're not okay, well

3:11:03
Unknown_31: If you're gonna say that the law doesn't matter, and it's purely a winning public perception, I agree. I agree, categorically, that Eric July should never talk to any of these fucking people ever again. And any time that he wastes talking to these people can only serve to harm him. So in regards to that, yeah, there's no point. There's literally no point in this guy talking to people who are trying to fuck him over. He just doesn't know that Nickercade is trying to fuck him over.

Unknown_31: If Negrekeda wasn't trying to fuck him over, he would slide into the DMs, clarify a few things, and then not talk about it on the stream. But he's trying to fuck him over.

Unknown_31: Oh no, we got another QAnon bot. Trust the plan, patriots. Donald Trump, patriots in control, ooh.

3:11:41
Unknown_31: James Boone for Six Fitties says, happy spook month, any plans for person stream? Yes. That's a dot for 10 says Boo. Ah, thank you.

Unknown_31: Finno-hungarian imperialist for five says surely if Liz no dong had a compromised immune system. He would just die of crotch rot instantly One could hope maybe he dilates it very very meticulously below in the dark for ten says poly frog is 64 got a visit from the feds over some drama in his mom who he lived with probably still does let Them in and he recorded it. You laughed at it a while back on stream. Also God helping I'm getting back in the sea after being a Java neighbor. I

3:12:19
Unknown_31: Well, if you get back into C, let me know, because I have a C project. Maybe I should just open source that. My little DDoS thing isn't, like, so cool that... I don't know, I just don't want to expose it to Tranimase, is the issue. Yeah, good luck with that.

Unknown_31: Learn Rust, too. I need more Rust people.

Unknown_31: And I do remember that, that was funny. I don't remember why I remember him now. I hope he moved out of his mom's house. VitoHungarianPearlessForten says, for the sake of argument, quote, for the sake of argument, if I were to put

3:12:54
Unknown_31: For the sake of argument, if I were put into a self-defense situation, I may have to drive drunk through a crowd of people to get to Vito. I'm not going to be happy about the devastation, but I would be happy that I defended my life. That would be understandable. If you have to drive through an entire crowd of people to run over Vito Gasali and Riley, whatever the fuck, uh, that may be justifiable in the legal sense.

Unknown_31: Cocoa for once as you watch a video it is a bunch of blacks hooting an officer arresting a black guy Then a right guy comes along and helps out an officer causes a massive channel. I can't Sorry

3:13:32
Unknown_31: Okay, that's it by the way. I did manage to get the donation alert money out, so Don't send any more donation alert stuff in the case. That's not really clear. I'm no longer reading those Apologize anyone there was one guy who asked me on donation or something I forgot so I can't Apologize, but you know who you are the one guy from last week Sorry about that Okay, I think I'm done. Thank you for watching. Hope you guys have enjoyed the special extra beefy episode of not they're not I I will see you guys on Friday, which will probably be a normal episode, because I don't think that Rikada is going to assault Erich Lye with a pipe wrench or something in the next two days.

3:14:14
Unknown_31: So until then, take it easy. See you later. Bye bye.

3:14:49
Unknown_08: Leaving the dark, coming into the light Don't lay me down, save your last rites Cause I'm still standing above ground Back from the dead, alive Hell couldn't hold me Back from the other side Up from the dirt, I rise Save your prayers, don't bless my bones Erase my name from my headstone Back from the dead alive And I couldn't hold me down On the edge of the world, getting lost in oblivion To the devils who try to keep me living like a prisoner Couldn't bring me down, couldn't gauge me out So give yourself, give me back my sense Cause I'm still standing on the ground Back from the dead, alive Hell couldn't hold me Back from the other side Up from the dead, alive

3:16:09
Unknown_08: Save your prayers, don't bless my bones Erase my name from my headstone Back from the dead alive Couldn't hold me down Back from the other side I'm back! I'm back from the dead or alive Hell couldn't hold me Back from the other side Up from the dirt I rise

3:16:55
Unknown_08: Save your prayers, don't bless my bones Erase my name from my headstone Fly from the dead alive