I wanna get better? 2023-05-05

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Unknown_09: I'm doing a free operating system, just a hobby, won't be big and professional like new for Balenciaga.

Unknown_00: Balenciaga is very simple, it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.

Unknown_01: If Microsoft ever does applications for Balenciaga, it means I have won.

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Unknown_23: Allowing office documents to be rendered very well by Balenciaga is one of the most destructive things we could do to the company.

Unknown_19: Balenciaga is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense

Unknown_06: Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Balenciaga, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 miles per hour.

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Unknown_06: We do not break Balenciaga.

Unknown_05: Hello, hello. It is that time again on FiveFive23. Magical numbers.

Unknown_05: That was a video that Krunklord posted on the Fediverse. I don't know what the context is, I don't know what the fuck it means, but I like it quite a bit. It's very scary.

Unknown_05: It's very esoteric. That's a good word for it. It's one of my favorite words. I can't overuse it though, then it doesn't become special. So.

Unknown_05: I usually throughout the week I take notes on like small stuff so I can fill in the first part of the stream, the first third, with just like random news segments and then I talk about those and they help fill up time and give me some political diatribe ranting to go on. I've lost all my notes for this week, for that part at least.

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Unknown_05: Um, this is going to be a uniquely, heavily, lolcow-themed, uh, episode, because I simply do not have my talking points for those things. Um, hehehe, how don't worry, this is not going to be a short stream. I have a feeling, uh, this will be at least three hours long, by the time I'm done with everything. Uh, so despair not. Child stalkers.

Unknown_05: Um.

Unknown_05: first things first someone sent me this actually uh as far as like news stuff goes proper news stuff someone sent me this literally right before the stream and said josh uh you should mention this um

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Unknown_05: And I listened to it and I thought, that is actually very funny. So if you don't know, there's an island in the North Sea called the British Isle, and it is a place of terror, suffering, despair, hopelessness, and some of the most genuinely psychotic and mentally unwell people on the face of the planet. And they are currently deliberating on if they should restrict their freedoms even more and burden online services with more nonsense for no reason other than to encumber their denizens with suffering and pain that they have already experienced but do not currently receive enough suffering and pain. And they would like to correct that.

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Unknown_05: here is a live hearing and i see the green benches i believe the green benches are where the um the elected representatives of the you where's the parliament is that they call it um this is the parliament of the uk and they have some fucking freak up to talk about this bill um it's called the online safety bill and what the uk is trying to do from what i understand is depending on the category is category sites into three categories and in category one the services that have what they call harmful speech which is not illegal must submit to Ofcom which is the office of communications I believe because they don't use acronyms in the UK they use like portmanteaus so instead of saying like the you know the DOJ or whatever the fuck they just say Ofcom which is very fancy So what they want to do is force category one internet service providers, which they define as being large reaching websites that had the capacity of hosting offensive content, which is not illegal, to present to Ofcom a transparency report about how they handle abuse reports. effectively forcing companies to have a strategy to reduce harmful yet legal content which is just incredibly perplexing because i would have no fucking idea what that means like do you want i'm not deleting harmful material i'm deleting offensive material that is completely legal

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Unknown_05: Um, so I, I don't get it. However, it does seem to be highly praised, but there are some concerns because of how it defines a category one service being a large service that has a certain number of users. There are certain small, but extremely dangerous internet services out there, which should be classified as category one. Let's hear the argument now.

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Unknown_18: Lastly, on the amendments that we have here, I want to talk about the amendment 50, which is in relation to the risk of harm. This is still one of the biggest issues that there are with the Bill. It's about the categorisation of platforms. So the categorisation of platforms is on the basis of the size of the platform and the risk of the features. The size of the platform is the key thing. The number of users that there are on that platform is the key thing. It fails to take into account the incredibly harmful, very small platforms that there are. This amendment, amendment 50, is about giving Ofcom the power to require platforms who are incredibly harmful, who are incel forums, for example, who are places like Kiwi Farms, which are entirely set up in order to dox trans people and put their lives at risk.

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Unknown_05: I have breached the parliament. British people, I am now inside your parliament. I am sitting on your comfy green benches. I am sitting there with my legs crossed, tapping my foot inside your parliament. You cannot get rid of me now.

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Unknown_18: It is about allowing Ofcom to say, well, we're going to put that as a category one platform. We are going to require that it meets the category one rules, that it meets the risk assessments, that it does all of those things that are required of Category 1. Because we should be asking these platforms to answer for what they are doing, no matter how few members they have on their social media platform, on whatever it is that they are using, no matter how small their user base is. One person being radicalised on those platforms is one person too many. And this is not an extreme amendment saying we should ban all of these. I think we probably should, but this is not an extreme.

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Unknown_05: I don't have the capacity to ban those websites, but we probably should.

Unknown_05: And then goes on to say, let's just annoy them enough that they're effectively banned. Because I guess, I don't know what the penalty is for not complying with Ofcom's category one compliance requirements. I guess they just ban you from England, which I don't consider a downside. I guess all you fuckers have to invest in a VPN until they make that illegal too, as a category one danger to democracy and to minority protections and shit.

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Unknown_18: am I even asking for that? This is asking for Ofcom to have a higher bar for those platforms, to require them to do more on that. So, Madam Speaker, just to finish, I can't believe that we're here again. I can't believe that this bill has taken so long to get here.

Unknown_05: And then she just says, I think it just says like, I can't believe it's taken so long to get this dumb bullshit shoved through government, and so on and so forth.

Unknown_05: So, I thought that was funny. RIP to all the Angloids and Angloid-associated folk in the north of Adrian's Wall and to the west on the subjugated isles. Big F in the chat for those peoples, quote-unquote peoples. I cannot say what I actually think in regards to YouTube's term of service, but you know what I mean.

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Unknown_05: Uh, so, get a VPN if you're English and, uh, get a VPN if you're German, too, because I have a feeling that the germs are up to no good. I don't, I have no reason to say that. I just get a feeling. Fucking germs are up to no good. You know what I mean? I don't feel I have to elaborate on this.

Unknown_05: The only other news story that I really have to talk about is the banks. Someone requested that I talk about the banks. What do I think about the banks?

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Unknown_05: This is like the fourth bank to fall. And from what I understand, all these banks are like extreme, I don't know, they're like niche banks. I found this picture funny. Someone parked a van in front of a collapsed bank saying, buy Bitcoin, which is pretty funny.

Unknown_05: I mentioned this before I think when the I had to talk about mix Pippa or Pippin's or whatever the fuck the UK trune that worked as the

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Unknown_05: whatever investment strategies for the Swiss bank. I said, I have a feeling that the banking apparatus, the government, one world government economy that we live in, is going to do literally whatever it takes. There is no amount of human lives or suffering that they are willing to put aside to maintain this domination over the economy. So, it is interesting to see banks fall, but I can't hazard a guess of if that will actually change anything, or if they will simply bleed more money from the current system to sustain it. I also saw that in the EU, the European Central Bank has raised rates to 3.25, which is the base.

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Unknown_05: Basically, the central banks of the US and the EU lend money to other banks. at a certain rate. And when they increase this rate, it reduces inflation, but it reduces market velocity, because fewer people take loans when the rate's very high. The broadest strokes, higher rates, slower economy, but less inflation. So if you have runaway inflation, you start lending at a higher rate. But if you do that, then it has the side effect of slowing the economy, which can cause a depression. So, it's kind of like a catch-22, but you have to control inflation. Otherwise, you have the Hungarian pango, which is worth $100 billion for $20. And that's what they have to weigh. They have to weigh those two factors. But right now, in the ECB, the lending rate is 3.25%, which is the highest it's been since 2006. And in the U.S., they raised rates again to 5.75%, which is the highest it's been since 2001, even before the 2006 recession.

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Unknown_05: Um, so I don't know. Uh, I think that the Jerome Powell, the guy that's the head of the, the, um, the federal reserve said that we are going to head into a depression and I believe him if he's saying it, then, um,

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Unknown_05: then I have no reason to doubt him on that because he's been trying to say that it's not going to cause a depression for a long time.

Unknown_05: So I hope you know where your food's coming from and I hope you contend a good garden, which are lyrics to a great song that I will one day play when the hard times do in fact come.

Unknown_05: Now, already done with my news roundup, we're heading into the local territory chat.

Unknown_05: First thing is first, there is a guy, he's an actor, his name is Mark Pellegrino, and he has gotten into a spat with none other than Patrick Tomlinson, who after much demand from users of the forum, I have categorized into his own group of internet tough guys, and my categorization for this is,

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Unknown_05: People who argue on Twitter and threaten like jail time or threaten to kill people or whatever But it has to be someone who's like really combative and is like super online So Patrick Tomlinson would be like the archetype of this someone who just spends all fucking day Cannot let a single thing go past anything said to him. He has to argue and say no stalker child It is you who is going to jail and you did not fought in my wife's vagina that kind of person

Unknown_05: So Mark Pellegrino a real actor who has been in things I've been told has says Pat you're a loser I've been given the cliff notes on your silly ass. You're a fraud and not a very good one at that So stand down powder puff. I'm given your brand of stupid more attention than it deserves night pumpkin fuck Patrick Tomlinson replies to this, saying, No, child, you've been spoon-fed obvious lies by criminals facing many years in prison for obsessively stalking my family, and you're too fucking gullible and stupid to realize it, which explains why you think 80 years after the Holocaust, you can just debate Nazis and to surrender.

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Unknown_05: I don't know, the Russians delivered some pretty good arguments to Hitler and then he killed himself as a result. We have to stop cyberbullying if you think about it. Mark Pellegrino replies saying I've seen some pretty horrendous shit on this jag off 1800 pages of shit hmm hmm 1800 pages of shit what could this famous person on the internet be referring to we have no idea I've only gotten through a fraction of this douchebags criminality and Patrick says No, child. You've gotten through a fraction of the political delusions carried by the criminally obsessive stalking my family. Criminals who even now face many, many felony charges and long prison sentences. I'd say you were capital L lost, but that would be too kind.

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Unknown_05: Mark Pellegrino replies, not your tool, child.

Unknown_05: To which Patrick replies, saying, wrong yet again, child. I don't know how you say that. You're a tool, child. How do you say, no, actually, objectively. I did the math. I've come to the conclusion that you're actually wrong. I'm not a tool.

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Unknown_05: That's an opinionated statement. You can't really be wrong.

Unknown_05: He continues, though. You're just an incredibly easy mark for obvious criminals because you're just so goddamned stupid.

Unknown_05: Pellegrino actually replies saying, and stop trolling my feed for attention. It's gross. This isn't your feed child. And the only one trying to get attention here is you from criminals.

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Unknown_05: And then it stops. Um, I assume that Mark Pellegrino is now spending his time reading 18,000 or 1800 pages of thread, trying to, trying to catch up, uh, on, on the, on the lore, the deep lore of, uh,

Unknown_05: Patrick Tomlinson though now if he would like there is actually a lot of other content to read I I end up moving Shane notes who I can't even I don't even have notes on this because I I started doing my notes at like 11 and I Prioritize poorly because I watched through two videos and I took notes on those and that took like an hour each I

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Unknown_05: And I kind of want to make sure I'm a hundred percent right before I talk about this, but Shane Noakes is like a Patrick Tomlinson white knight, which is the most bizarre thing ever. And he has like this fat dumpy horror wife who appears with him in Twitter videos. And she allegedly, I'm pretty sure it's her, is posting on the Kiwi farms. And for some reason saying that Shane has a very small penis and otherwise humiliating him. I don't know why she's doing this, Because I am pretty sure it's her. It's very bizarre behavior.

Unknown_05: I moved Cyrax in here, who I've never mentioned on stream, and probably never will. Then I moved Elaine's thread, and that's worth mentioning because last week, or this week actually, we had an issue where there was an unsecured way to upload files to our file storage system, and literally a 14-year-old kid from the Kurdish region of Turkey uh, uploaded like videos of just like his discord tag on our community happenings post. And I contacted the discord tag and I just asked like, how'd you do it? And he refused to tell me. And then we talked for a couple hours and um,

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Unknown_05: I ended up giving him five XMR and this is, this is considered by many people to be controversial. I don't know why I didn't pay him for information. He confirmed cause he, he wanted money up front and I told him no.

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Unknown_05: And me giving him any money has apparently been like a huge thing to people. They said like I paid like a ransom or something. No, I paid him because he told me what he did or he confirmed what he did, what he did after I figured it out.

Unknown_05: And he was, uh, I just wanted to like reward him for not fucking up as much as he could have. If he really wanted to do damage, it would have taken like hours and hours and hours to undo it. Um, and I just kind of want to show him like you can do this for like a job and get rewarded for it.

Unknown_05: Uh, and you don't have to be like a criminal in the process cause he's, he's very young. And then a lot of people like came at me and said, Oh, you're, you're paying bribes or you're like grooming some kid. And it's like, no,

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Unknown_05: So that's my response to that cuz I know some people are gonna be like have been really crazy about it and That's just all there is to it I Move Bob Shipman in here by request Jackie Singh is like a Indian woman and She's I kind of wanted to show you what she looks like cuz she's fucking hideous and she just she keeps trying to get my attention By doing the whole drop Kiwi Farms thing. I was the sign just not gonna load today. I

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Unknown_05: It could be the case, stalker children. Oh, no, there it is.

Unknown_05: She kind of looks like, um, she has the face. There's a, um, rainbow six siege operator. Who, I'm trying to remember what her special power was, but she kind of looked like a tranny, but she wasn't a tranny. But she just had like the most like masculine looking face ever. And shockingly, this is not a tranny. This is just a really, really unfortunate looking woman. And you have to feel really bad for like unfortunate looking women at this point, because it's like,

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Unknown_05: You just get mistaken for being a tranny all the time. I look at this and I think, oh, this has to be a man. And it's just a really ugly woman who thinks that she's like a super hacker or something. I really don't get it.

Unknown_05: Let's see, is there more?

Unknown_05: Low tier God, I moved down here because apparently he's still like, he, someone played a video of him like coming up on the spot with like this weird gang rape fantasy of like him commanding his homies to like butt rape people, trolling him on the internet. I don't know why black people are so gay, but that was pretty homosexual.

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Unknown_05: And then there's nothing more here. That's really relevant. I didn't move Kurt trainer, but he hasn't been active in a while.

Unknown_05: Uh, okay. And then a small update on Chantelle, not a large update. She, I think she's hurting for money really bad because, um, after, after trying to do, there's actually, there's two schools of theory in relation to this. There is either, um,

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Unknown_05: She has just been pretending to be modest because she wanted to get Salal like in the bag enough that she could continue to be like a gross brap hog without any issues.

Unknown_05: Like sneak in and lower his defenses and then continue to be how she actually wants to be. Or she has become desperate for money. So I'm just gonna show you what her YouTube page. Now remember, I told you like a couple streams ago that she was quitting YouTube. That's what she said.

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Unknown_05: And now she's fully back on YouTube doing live streams again and putting out daily mukbangs. I can't play any of it because my misophonia just goes off the chart. She eats right into her mic. It's the worst shit ever.

Unknown_05: And at first, I think she was trying to do like milk bongs of Kuwaiti food and then just gave up and started eating KFC and Taco Bell and Burger King and Pizza Hut. Um, it's really vile, um, feeder content. And I am assuming that she's just desperate for cash at this point.

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Unknown_05: Uh, and if you want to know what her streams are like in general here, here you go. You're ready.

Unknown_05: I'll replay that in case you missed it.

Unknown_05: So it's like chomp chomp chomp smack smack of like blowing bubbles into the microphone through her shisha and she like

Unknown_05: She like chains, I've never seen someone chain smoke shisha. She's just sitting there the entire time for two and a half hours with like her shisha vape pin in her mouth, just constantly hitting it. Meanwhile, you see Salah and Salah hits it like every couple of minutes and she legit like one after the other is, is piping this thing. And it's, it's like, I've never seen, I've literally never seen someone chain smoke shisha. However, she says that, um,

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Unknown_05: she uh that shisha is healthy because the way that it works i think is that you you suck and it forces smoke bubbles through water and the reason why it does that is that it makes the smoke cooler so that it doesn't like char your lungs as you inhale it

Unknown_05: and she insists that the water is like a purifying filter that removes all the carcinogens because in her head she thinks that like everything arab and like exotic from like the middle east and africa is just like nature and and healthy and we evil white people who have industrialized stuff and who smoke cigarettes with a filter from you know like a roll-up that's like evil and dumb and unhealthy

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Unknown_05: Really crazy way of thinking about a lot of people fall for shit like that So she's effectively chain-smoking like a pack of cigarettes a day if that if like at least a pack of cigarettes a day through doing shisha habitually cuz if you don't know her apartment is like a windowless apartment and It's hot as fuck. It's like 30 degrees in Kuwait and it gets up to like 60. So she's in this windowless apartment I just assume that you're like in the hallway of her apartment building you can see the smoke rolling out from underneath like the the door and at all times a day um and she's just like suffering she has nothing to do so she just chain smokes and eats pizza and that's it that's her whole life that's your channel update you don't have to hear uh eating now this is this is literally breaking uh unless you follow on telegram the kiwi farms you've not heard this and unless uh you follow the thread really closely right now you've not seen this get ready

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Unknown_12: Vladimir Putin, he is, for all intents and purposes, what you would call an ethnic nationalist. But he is not an imperialist, the Kiev regime. I'm telling you right now.

Unknown_12: These people are neo-fascist, neo-Nazis. The West is the one puppeteering Zelensky, right? The Kiev regime also constantly shelling the regions of the Donbass. 16,000 people died after 2015 up until the start of this conflict. You know, a thousand children or 800 children were killed.

Unknown_24: A few moments later. I'm here, I'm here! Here!

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Unknown_05: Um, I, this is the only version on the arrest that I could find. I did see this picture of him with like the Dr. Seuss who from Whoville haircut. I don't know what he's going for there.

Unknown_05: Um, but according to the C B who is that how you say that?

Unknown_05: Um, he has been arrested. I've translated this or the SBU. Sorry, not the CV. Duh.

Unknown_05: Uh, he was denied or he was okay. So he was put on house arrest last year when they first got him and they've had him monitored for, I think a full year at this point.

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Unknown_05: And now they're formally charging him with two crimes from what this says. Uh,

Unknown_05: he glorified russian war crimes occurred according to them and he uh through his live streams and blog post writings insulted the ukrainian defenders so a insulting ukrainian defenders and uh b um glorifying and minimalizing denying russian war crimes So those are his official charges from Ukraine.

0:28:02
Unknown_05: And they've made the full arrest. He's now in full custody of the SBU.

Unknown_09: Sorry, I have a door. Knock on the door.

0:28:53
Unknown_09: Sorry, I was holding someone's mail, and they, of course, waited until I started my stream to knock.

Unknown_05: Okay, sorry. No, I'm not detained yet. Not yet, at least.

Unknown_05: Okay and then, sorry, I was going to say that he was put under house arrest in Harkiv last year. They've now arrested him and I guess, I don't know what to expect. I don't know what the criminal justice system for

Unknown_05: propagandist in Ukraine is like, I imagine it's not very kind at the moment.

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Unknown_05: So, I don't know. I don't know why he made the decision to begin with to stay in Ukraine during the war, to stay on the Ukrainian side of the front line,

Unknown_05: and then openly shit talk Ukraine while the war was ongoing. There is literally no way that that outcome could have been beneficial to him.

Unknown_05: Especially when he could have just moved across to the Donetsk or Luhansk and talked shit from there and been completely fine and probably had a nice job for doing so.

0:30:11
Unknown_05: I think that his assumption was that he was going to just be in Russia eventually. I think that he was assuming that everything east of the Dnieper was going to be Russian very soon. So there would be no there would be no issue with staying in where he was in our cube and talking all the shit He wanted and that's just uh, that's just not how it came out

Unknown_05: There is some stuff I'm going to talk about in a little bit, and there's some ongoing stuff kind of related to that, and I can't talk about that now. It's distracting me. If I sound distracted, that's why. I didn't expect to get messages right now.

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Unknown_05: But I can't wait to talk about it, because I'm full of righteous indignation. I just don't have the capacity to mention it right now.

Unknown_05: Instead, let us take a moment to enjoy Hassan Piker being bullied by a mentally handicapped Israeli Israeli boy We love landlords we're here to protest against the landlords and the unions we love them

Unknown_17: We love landlords. We love landlords. We love them a lot. We're all against unions. They're not fair to the corporate companies. The more you do that, and the more you end up hurting, the more you end up hurting capital, the quicker the strike will end.

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Unknown_16: Landlords. Landlords. Landlords. Landlords.

Unknown_10: We love landlords.

Unknown_10: We love them.

Unknown_16: We love landlords. You want to move away a little bit? No, we love landlords.

Unknown_05: That trolling of just standing next to him and repeating what he says, so there's like a feedback loop distracting him, is one of the funniest and most subtle things I've ever seen. I don't know how nobody's done that before. I'm sure they have, I just haven't seen it done.

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Unknown_05: It's pretty good. Hassan, by the way, went on to Twitter to talk mad shit about the little kid, the little Israeli boy standing behind him that kind of looks like Zero from Holes, if you know what I'm referencing, an old Disney movie.

Unknown_05: And he says, never mind, maybe children do deserve the coal mines. And he says, you should have told me that to my face instead of standing there frozen.

0:32:34
Unknown_05: And then I think, uh, San says, the little man's brother begged me to link up with him at Ararak shoot and collab. And I said, no, thanks. They crashed a picket line. He got a new bet. And this is the picture of Sam Hyatt.

Unknown_05: He says, I asked you to step aside politely for the adults to pickate and you said I was threatening you. I can't be your father, you never had a little buddy. Which is a very lame takedown. He says, you tried to scare me by getting in my face and you shoved a pull at me like a little bitch. I asked if you were threatening me because of how pathetic you looked. There's a reason your cameraman panned away. Um.

Unknown_05: Uh, Hasan Piker being, like, constantly trolled is probably- I hope he never gets, like, an actual career outside of just streaming on Twitch. I want him to be, like, in a little cuckshed, afraid to step outside. I think that's the future that- that he deserves for being- for being Hasan Piker.

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Unknown_05: That's pretty good.

Unknown_05: Um... Okay.

Unknown_05: Now the big stuff, I suppose.

Unknown_05: I'll give you guys a choice. It's probably going to take like an hour to get through both of these. Um, at least an hour, probably a little bit more, but we'll see.

Unknown_05: Do you guys want to start with, do you want to start with I dubs or falls?

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Unknown_05: I will leave it up to you now.

Unknown_05: Do you, I have two videos fully annotated. They're probably each about 20 minutes of watching or, uh, but we'll get through both of them. I just want to know which ones you want to see more right now to start with.

Unknown_05: Let's see. The votes are coming in. We've got about 800 votes. 61% want to see iDubbbz first. 61% want to see idubbbz first.

Unknown_05: Um, okay, good, good. Okay. We'll do idubbbz first then. So idubbbz, uh, and I'm sure everybody already knows this, but idubbbz had his creator clash two thing, right? Uh, everyone, I talked about this. I talked about some of the drama that he was going through.

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Unknown_05: And part of that drama was that a creator named Froggy Fresh was kicked from the platform. And there was a lot of speculation as to why, because iDubbbz did not put out a statement in regards to why. He just said that he was kicked off.

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Unknown_05: Now this was weeks ago, and then the event happened. Chris Ragon was beaten and humiliated by a much bigger black man that, for whatever reason, Aniza had selected to be Froggy Fresh's replacement, and iDubbbz was left

Unknown_05: Idubbbz lost and then the event ended right and then everyone forgot about it immediately and Weeks after creator clash 2 has ended. I think at least a full week Idubbbz for whatever reason has put out another video and let me get the title actually I didn't write down the title of the video

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Unknown_05: I think it's just called like addressing the froggy fresh controversy or something.

Unknown_05: Yes. The froggy fresh drama, not the controversy. So that, that's what he went with. He decided to drop this on, on, uh, on YouTube. And the response to this has been overwhelmingly negative.

Unknown_13: It's like you came back and you were a pawn in some game.

Unknown_05: Uh, everyone has said that this is shit and I have timestamped all this. I've gone through it like at least two or three times now and I have my, my points ready to go. So let me get set up and we'll just watch it. I'm sure everyone's watched this, but I kind of, the thing is that it's like so schizophrenic, it's kind of disjointed and I think some stuff gets lost, uh, in light of the other bigger stuff, which gets, um, more attention cause of how just like noticeably pathetic it is.

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Unknown_09: Uh, one second.

Unknown_09: Sure. VLC. Is this going to work?

Unknown_09: Yes. Okay.

Unknown_09: Oops. It's not what I wanted.

Unknown_05: Alright, here we go. 38 seconds.

0:37:15
Unknown_02: and I didn't want to fuck it up for them. These are people that I really care about and I felt like it would be very selfish if I was like, I understand public perception right now, guys. I'm just gonna make a quick 10 minute video and I'll squash all the rumors, I'll squash all the beef. I have no idea what public perception for this video is going to be. That's why I'm doing it now, right? So I think that he starts off the video

Unknown_05: like his his explanation for why he waited is probably the strongest part of the video so what you just heard is what i consider to be the uh the the strongest that this video is which says a lot about how bad it is and that's in light of the fact that he looks like he does he has a he has like I don't even know how to describe his hair. I think most men who would have his hair would simply shave it off instead of allowing it to be whatever the fuck this is. It's kind of like Trevor from GTA. It's a little bit more full in the front and it just looks like long tendrils of greasy hair like Like little itty bitty, like long slender fingers of hair curling off in random directions. It's genuinely terrible. And it's been like this for a while because he's been growing it out. I don't know what the fuck it's supposed to be. I don't know why he's doing this to himself. I don't know if he's just like afraid of his bald spot, like his hairline receding. So he has to like cover it up no matter what. And this is just, he believes that this is better than just being completely shaved like a skinhead.

0:38:36
Unknown_05: And like with the 80s porn sets, I really don't know what the fuck he's doing to himself, but um I'm not really trying to be a a

Unknown_05: What do you call it? A stylist here. I'm just trying to get through the video.

Unknown_02: It's leading you in any way. I think a lot of the content I've made has been irresponsible and misguided. And I think I've hurt a lot of people with the content I've made. You know, despite many people being entertained by it, you know, I'm not trying to take that away from you. If you feel like you've learned important lessons or you have grown as a person because of the content I've made, I don't want to take that away from you. With some good can come a lot of bad. And I think I've done a lot of bad. And, you know, at the bare minimum, I've just put a lot of negativity out there in the world. And I'm working on not doing that.

0:39:50
Unknown_05: So that's sort of a, I mean, he's kind of said this before in so many different ways in his other videos, but he effectively denounces his entire library of content and what allowed him to achieve internet celebrity status to begin with. And he's sort of walking this tightrope where you can really hear the deliberation in his head as he tries to get this out. He wants to simultaneously denounce all his content

Unknown_05: and everything he's ever done while also not deliberately provoking the people who who are his fans. He doesn't want to like piss off all his old fans and have them fuck with him forever and ever like they do with other people like other jaded fans will typically fuck with like a youtuber that they don't like anymore don't like anymore with like as intense fervor and he's really trying to avoid that but I don't think he does a very good job of it and then uh

0:40:48
Unknown_02: Any of it, I don't want to detract from what the focus is. And the focus is kicking Froggy Fresh from the Creator Clash card. The main reason Froggy was kicked from the card was for collaborating with Sam Hyde.

Unknown_05: And this, right out the gate, just opens up saying it was Sam Hyde. And he has empowered Sam so much. He has given Sam Hyde so much power over him by just saying that.

Unknown_05: And on one hand, it's kind of, if it was handled differently, it would probably be smart to just say it was Sam Hyde and to not lie about it. But on the other hand, he really has just given Sam Hyde like a golden trophy saying, you have completely dominated me. I am now subservient to you and my actions are tailored around trying to avoid you whenever possible. Really, really interesting move here.

0:41:25
Unknown_02: You know, for anyone who's been following the story, that's fairly obvious. Froggy has explained his side of the story multiple times. And unfortunately, he's been perpetuating a narrative that it's about OnlyFans or that it's about Anissa's mom. And that's extremely deceptive because he knows why he was kicked from the card. The one indication I gave him was Sam Hyde. And I wasn't unclear about that. Anyone who's mentioning the fact that Harley trained with Sam Hyde for the year previous, that was before Sam was saying this about my wife.

0:42:04
Unknown_05: Okay, so he goes on, he clarifies, it's not because of the jokes. It's not because you argued with Anissa's mother. It has nothing to do with anything that you did. It has everything to do with the fact that you associated with Sam Hyde, and I'll explain later what exactly he did with Sam Hyde that pissed Hyde off so much. But then he goes on, and this is one of those baffling things in the entire video. I guess he really wants to make his point that his grievances with Sam Hyde are legitimate in his mind. And, um, but his way of going about that is just to let Sam hide, even by proxy, uh, by playing his clips completely dominate his video. So get ready to see iDubbbz dominate himself in a second.

0:42:38
Unknown_13: I don't think so, Anissa. Bitch. Ho. Fucking Anissa. What an ugly piece of shit. Look how beat she is. Oh, nice jack-o'-lantern teeth.

0:43:15
Unknown_00: I can't wait to see what she looks like when she's...

Unknown_13: So yeah, now that this guy is on the daily insulting my wife, I think it's pretty fair to, you know, not want to associate with him in any way. We did ban Sam from the first event, so it's not as if he's confused about where he stands in all this.

Unknown_02: I don't like him. And Froggy knows that. Froggy knows that I don't like him. Of course. That's why he was banned. You know, none of this is like news to Froggy. Froggy knew all of this going into it.

0:43:47
Unknown_02: I feel like...

Unknown_05: Now for various reasons, I wouldn't agree with this, but I feel like that's an okay point to make. Give me some leeway with this. His whole thing now is his boxing event is like a family friendly, super PG. Everyone has a good old gosh darn time and we all know what a problem Sam Hyde is. So if there's any Sam Hyde related associations, you can't be in the event in particular because of how he's harassing the wife. I feel like, If you wanna just say that and get that out there and be like, I don't like Sam Hyde, I don't like anybody who likes Sam Hyde, and anybody who's around Sam Hyde is not allowed around me or my event. I think if you just wanna lay that out there and make that known and not play any games, I think you're within your right to do that.

0:44:22
Unknown_05: the, the, the real issue is after that point, um, what froggy actually did to piss him off in regards, because the Sam Hyde thing is not in the contract. So they had to kind of tell him, you can't, you can't like, if you're going to train with Sam Hyde, you can't publish Sam Hyde content. And I'll just let him explain, um, in a second.

0:44:59
Unknown_05: Then I skip ahead.

Unknown_05: to 549 and I will explain further why what I would say the distinction between like what he's trying to say now versus like how he actually effectuated that with froggy fresh is different.

Unknown_02: I thought it was quite the gift to you that we'd kick you off the card you have no more obligations and you can immediately just pivot into boxing for misfits It's like, that's the culture that you want. You want the non-sissy, you want the macho dude traditional boxing culture. So go over there and box for them. You don't even have to miss that many months of training. You've been training. So hop on one of those cards. But unfortunately, Froggy doesn't want to hop on one of those cards because he thinks the skill level is too high.

0:45:34
Unknown_05: So this is very petty. Misfits is like the competitor to Creator Clash. It's like YouTube oriented, but it's much more like traditional boxing where you have like, you know, the kayfabe arguments and grudges and shit like that. And I guess he would consider it trashier. It's like the Jerry Springer to his Maury Povich. Jerry Springer is so trashy and Maury Povich is like a real, real standup guy. So, uh, I, I, I consider this one of the weakest parts of his entire video because he's,

0:46:10
Unknown_05: He's trying to be the better man But he's also dumping on this competitor event for literally no reason except the fact that For all you fresh would want to be on it instead of creator clash This is like the most baffling thing. I don't know why he decided to include those in my opinion I think the talent at misfits and happy punches and a different league that is out of my league is

Unknown_05: If you're only listening, this is clips of Boogie and Wings of Redemption training, because they're having a boxing match. And I guess they're saying like, oh, they're not professional boxers, so ha ha, silly them. But it's like,

0:46:51
Unknown_05: It's really impressive that GameStar has managed to wrangle these people into this agreement to begin with. Obviously, they're not professional boxers, that's the point. People just want to see two fatties beat each other up. So, bizarre to include this at all. And this feels like something that someone would edit in, but this is a point that iDubbbz is trying to make himself.

Unknown_22: Just fight someone who's weaker than you. So I'm not I'm done with boxing I can fulfill my current obligations if for some reason

0:47:25
Unknown_05: And then he just puts a clown emoji over him. It's just, it's just really bizarre. I have no idea what he's going for, trying to say, like, the talent over there is, it's so petty. It's so fucking stupid and petty.

Unknown_02: It's like, come on. If you look at my text exchange with Froggy, it's very clear that I didn't want to kick him from the card. I got to the point where I was like, okay, I don't want you working or training with Sam Hyde, but you're doing that, so all right, I'll look past it. I don't want you making content with Sam Hyde, but seems like that's a real deal breaker for you, so I guess I'll look past it. It came to the point where I was like, can you postpone releasing content with Sam Hyde?

0:48:07
Unknown_12: Look, you know me and Sam don't get along.

Unknown_02: You know, I'll pause it there.

Unknown_05: He went real fast past those chat logs. So we're going to slow it down and I'm going to read the actual chat logs.

Unknown_05: So this is March 12th and the dates are kind of important. I'll explain.

Unknown_05: I dub says to froggy fresh. Hey, dude. I just want to clarify that I'm not mad at you I just want this event to go well and part of that is trying to be proactive about things I just want to find a solution I really appreciate your friendship and I don't want to feel like I've upset you froggy says I don't understand King I don't understand what is wrong. Can I not work with Sam Hyde? He's been very nice to me idubbbz did not bother to fully extend this message so it's truncated but what is available says it's just a tricky situation i personally have been hurt by a lot of things he's done i understand he's your friend that's totally understandable

0:48:53
Unknown_05: Uh, I just don't get along with him and I'm afraid of having him associated with the event. There are others involved in the event that also aren't comfortable with, I'm assuming that he says Sam Hyde being there or being associated with Creator Clash.

0:49:26
Unknown_05: Froggy Fresh replies saying, yeah, he's my friend. I don't understand what me going to Rhode Island to work with Sam has to do with anyone who is uncomfortable with him. They don't have to see him or work with him. Idubbbz replies saying, I agree, privately what you do is absolutely only your business, but because we are running a public charity event, we have to be careful about these things, because you do represent the event in some ways. I had similar issues last year. I thought, no problem Harley, you can work with Sam Hyde, but it ended up attracting a bad crowd and I got harassed online about it a lot, because it was public display.

0:50:02
Unknown_05: Froggy replies saying that's nice of you to give Harley permission to work with Sam Hyde. I didn't know I needed your permission as well

Unknown_05: Idubbbz says, it's not about permission. He just called and asked if I was cool with it because he was making content around it. Froggy says, so what are we actually discussing right now? If I work with Sam Hyde, are you going to prevent me from fighting in the event? Idubbbz says, he actively makes content about wanting my marriage to end, that my wife is evil and hasn't respected my boundaries. I don't feel comfortable having him associated with the event. I'm wondering if you can understand where I'm coming from with that.

Unknown_05: Froggy empathizes and says, I can understand the way you feel, I'm sorry about that, but you also have to understand that he is my friend. So I can't just tell him I can't be friends with him because Ian said so. That's why I'm asking you, if I work with him, are you going to prevent me from fighting at Creator Clash 2? Idubbbz says, it's not a reflection on you, it's just a very painful and difficult thing for me that I'm dealing with that. I need to keep distance from that, and that includes this project. Froggy says, I would just appreciate a yes or no answer man. I'm trying to figure out if I'm going to boxing practice tomorrow or not.

0:50:42
Unknown_05: Idubbbz says, it's kind of depends on your plan is because Sam Hyde is banned from our event. If you want him to be there, we cannot accommodate that. He says, my plan is to go to Rhode Island to hang out with him. So again, I ask, if I go to work with him, are you going to prevent me from fighting in Creator Clash 2? I would appreciate a yes or no answer. I have to talk to my coach about practice this week.

0:51:18
Unknown_05: Idubbbz says, wait, I'm not sure I understand. Does that mean that you aren't expecting him to be at the event? Are you going to make content together?

Unknown_05: Froggy Fresh says, he has not mentioned attending the event. I don't believe he intends to do so. I have not discussed this with him. I do intend to make content with him. Now that I've answered your questions, would you be respectful enough to answer mine? Idubbbz says, this event is really important to me and I'm just trying to understand everything so I can make the best decision for everyone involved. I need some time to think about this because I don't want to be rash.

0:51:55
Unknown_05: Froggy replies again saying so I'm going to schedule practice this week not knowing whether or not you're allowing me to fight in the event because I'm going to hang out with someone that you don't like okay.

Unknown_05: Idubbbz again replies with a message that he leaves truncated and not left in its entirety and says

Unknown_05: I don't understand why you are talking to me like this. I am not trying to be a jerk. I explained you the awful experiences I've had with him. It potentially leads to another year of harassment for me and Aniza. I can't take this stuff lightly. Can you guarantee that it's not going to end up affecting, I assume he continues on to say, my experience with Creator Clash 2 or so on and so forth. This isn't just someone I don't like, this is someone who is dedicated to disrupting an event we're running for charity. It's harassing its two main organizers and sending his fan base to do his bidding. I want you to fight. I just want you to know the pain he's caused me, Aniza, and our event." Froggy replies saying, "'Dude, because you're trying to tell me who I can and cannot be friends with, I'm going to Rhode Island to work with Sam and I'm scheduling my practices for this week. If I'm being removed from the event, please let me know.'"

0:52:37
Unknown_05: idubbbz says now using contracted use for some reason.

Unknown_05: I never said you couldn't be friends with him. I would prefer if you just waited till after the event to post content with him.

0:53:16
Unknown_05: Froggy replies saying, yeah, that's weird. I'm not the type of person that you can just make do whatever you want or whatever is convenient for you. I have a life and a family. You're not going to change my mind. I'm going to work with him. I'm trying to cook dinner for my kids. It sounds like your personal problems are interfering with your business. Idubbbz replies saying it wasn't my intention to dictate things to you. I just want to give you my perspective because we haven't talked about this topic before. Ultimately it is your decision. Sorry the confo went this direction. He says, okay, I'll fight. Thanks.

Unknown_05: And then let me make sure that I'm not spoiling anything real quick with the next slide.

0:53:50
Unknown_09: Okay. I am not.

Unknown_09: Um, let me get the video back on.

Unknown_05: So that's the gist of their conversation and

Unknown_05: He does a really poor job just like explaining what he actually wants from FroggyFresh.

Unknown_05: And he doesn't actually agree to not make content with Sam. So his argument that he kicked him from the fight because he was making content with Sam after agreeing not to is wrong.

0:54:30
Unknown_05: So that's a bit strange.

Unknown_05: And this and this this is the the crux of this is what blows my mind is this is what he actually dings froggy fresh for For doing from over the years and I'm sorry, I went to the wrong time stamp. I don't know how the fuck I did that

Unknown_08: And guess what, I didn't even plan on releasing none of the Sam Hyde content until after the event. If you don't know who Sam Hyde is, whether or not you love him or hate him, you have to recognize him as he's the most talented comedian alive. He's the most talented comedian of our generation. He's gonna probably be the greatest comedian of all time. He's insanely, he's a genius.

0:55:07
Unknown_08: I got a chance to go out there and train with him. He welcomed me into his environment. He paid people to train me.

Unknown_08: I'd even plan on releasing none of the Sam Hyde content until after the event.

Unknown_05: So the purpose of what he's doing there, in case you're only listening, is he juxtaposes that clip of him saying, I wasn't releasing anything until after the event, with tweets.

Unknown_05: Froggy Fresh had been retweeting messages from Sam Hyde, and had been talking about how Sam Hyde was very funny, and so on and so forth.

0:55:45
Unknown_05: Not a single one of those tweets, or anything that he said in relation to Sam Hyde, or anything that Sam Hyde had said that he retweeted, had anything to do with iDubbbz, or anything to do with Oniza, or anything to do with OnlyFans, or no passive-aggressive comments. He literally was just upset that FroggyFresh had retweeted content from Sam Hyde's at Wigger Twitter account during the prelude to the Creator Clash fight. That was what he considered to be collaboration tainting the event and sending his minions after I does in the lead-up to creator clash So Then He goes on a weird diatribe about Froggy fresh using the words not appropriate that well I didn't like I didn't like that he requested that Also, the emoji stuff over the videos, that's something that iDubbbz is doing. I don't know why he's adding, like, clown emojis and, like, angry face emojis over videos. I don't know if that's, like, an epic own. I really don't understand the frame of mind in doing that.

0:56:34
Unknown_02: He didn't think it was appropriate. I do not think that that is appropriate. Do you think it's appropriate that, I don't know, a 30-something year old man is publicly calling my wife a whore and a slut?

Unknown_14: I think initially you can just buy that.

Unknown_06: Yeah.

Unknown_14: Yeah. And this has got a separate Etsy page where she sells her pussy.

Unknown_06: Yoko Ono was too concussed to fight in creator class for the second year in a row.

0:57:25
Unknown_02: Is that appropriate, Froggy? Do you think that's appropriate?

Unknown_08: I don't think that's appropriate.

Unknown_02: Okay, you don't think it's appropriate that I set boundaries. I don't think it's appropriate that you are hanging out with a guy who doesn't think women are people. Like, I don't think that's appropriate.

Unknown_05: So, okay, that's cringe, obviously. Why he would enable, again, give Samahai the platform on his own channel to just completely dumpster Aniza.

Unknown_05: I feel like he really believes that everyone watching this is just going to instantly take his side and believe what he says and not question it at all. It's really bizarre. Then, 950.

0:58:05
Unknown_02: I don't know why he's saying that he was planning on waiting to post Sam Hyde content. We have the Twitter timeline of him non-stop posting Sam Hyde content. It's fucking weird. I don't know if he thought it was like a loophole to post on Twitter about Sam Hyde. So I think in his head he was like, I was gonna wait to post Sam Hyde content. Parentheses, YouTube video.

0:58:36
Unknown_05: I think most people would understand that. I think... I think, um...

Unknown_05: I think most people would agree that Twitter content is, like retweets, are not content. Like you would expect YouTube or Rumble and would not believe that retweets would classify as content. In fact, if you asked Aniza what content is, her definition of content would actually be a lot more extreme. And I don't think that Sam Hyde and Froggy Fresh put out any kind of the content that Aniza would consider content.

0:59:13
Unknown_05: So if you didn't want him to even retweet Sam Hyde, you probably should have been extremely explicit about that.

Unknown_05: And then this is his one good jab throughout the entire video at Froggy Fresh. Like his one good gotcha.

Unknown_08: Like, cause like, it's not my problem that you have personal- that you have personal beef with the greatest comedian in the world. If I go to Providence- How am I the simp?

Unknown_02: How am I the simp? I wanna know. Is it because it's a woman? It's because it's a woman, isn't it? It's okay to simp for a big gross dude. It's okay. It's understandable. He's big and he's gross. As soon as you simp for someone who's literally your partner, your life partner, that's too much. That's kind of gay.

0:59:55
Unknown_05: That's pretty good. That's pretty fair. I will agree. Calling out the E-Daddies, that's fair.

Unknown_05: But he can't... He can't take his win. He gets his jab in. He gets his little punch in. Froggy Fresh. And then he just goes, but if you don't think that sex workers are human... It's like, bro, you had to fuck it up. You had to make it gay and cry about sex work. As if... Now I believe that. There's another another bit which is more appropriate for the sex workers.

1:00:28
Unknown_08: When I work with him, that should be my option when I release that content and it's got nothing to do with you. Not everything that people do with Sam Hyde involves iDubbbz and I think that he misinterprets that.

Unknown_02: We're not talking about people, we're talking about what you do with Sam Hyde, because you're in my event. I wish there were many layers of separation so I really could be that disconnected. Unfortunately, I have to be around you, you have to fight at my event, I have to share the same space as you, you know, in the parties, at the event itself, and I don't want to do that. I have no interest in sharing that space with you.

1:01:07
Unknown_08: So for him to tell me, hey, could you wait until after the event to release that? In my mind, I'm thinking, I mean I could, but it's weird for you to tell me to do that because it's got nothing to do with you.

Unknown_02: Another thing that contributed to Froggy getting kicked was that he tweeted at Nathan Barnett

Unknown_05: Oh, I was meant to pause there. Uh, more of that, yeah, just more guilt by association and bullshit. Um, and again, the tweets that he is complaining about did not in any way disparage Aniza or Ian. So I just don't get the complaint.

1:01:42
Unknown_05: This, by the way, is very fascinating. And I will get into the timeline of this in a little bit.

Unknown_02: Take a dad. He said, dude, I tried hyping you up at Denny's when we ate dinner and they said they weren't fucking with you and that you were going to lose to AB. They don't even like you. This is one of those things where it was like, oh, okay. So you basically don't have any good intentions here. You are just like, uh, you don't lie. You don't like us.

Unknown_05: So the messages between Ian and Froggy Fresh, and later on, I'll show you Aniza and Froggy Fresh, is March 12th. So there was something that happened on March 12th that caused them to talk to him. And this clip, which I'll show you here,

1:02:26
Unknown_05: What he's complaining about happened on, um, the 24th. They went to a Denny's and they had dinner together and apparently Idubbbz and Aneesa shit-talked, um, one of the fighters, a guy named Nathan or AB or Dad. Sorry. I think I think his name is a beer dad or Nathan and he just told him like on Twitter how much Idubbbz and Anisa shit-talked him and in reply to this is not a denial that this conversation happened it was that Froggy Fresh had made them look bad by telling this person that Anisa and Idubbbz had shit-talked them in private at a Denny's over dinner two weeks after the the big you know text happening that supposedly

1:03:25
Unknown_05: was a big breaking point for them. But he doesn't deny that he actually said this about this other fighter, which kind of implies that they're setting up intentionally unfair fights, which is kind of shitty if you're trying to host a legitimate boxing tournament.

Unknown_02: And in the same Twitter space where Froggy says this, Sam Hyde, Froggy's hero, calls Nathan a rapist, like, several times.

Unknown_13: That Nathan Barnett guy, I guarantee you that guy would rape somebody if he had the opportunity.

Unknown_02: Yeah, legally, he would rape somebody in Minecraft, by the way.

1:03:57
Unknown_13: In Minecraft. Yes. If he had the chance to rape a woman, he would.

Unknown_12: In Minecraft. No, not in Minecraft, Keem.

Unknown_02: I don't want anything to do with Sam. I don't want anything to do with people that think what Sam is doing is okay.

Unknown_02: So, at first he says that he's, the purpose of him playing that clip was to show that Froggy actually doesn't care about this guy because his idol, Sam Hyde, in a conversation after he had been banned from the event, made that comment.

1:04:33
Unknown_05: And for some reason he decides to play this in full as a post hoc justification for kicking Froggy because the call happened as a result of Froggy being kicked off the event. And then for whatever reason chooses to amplify this thing that Sam Hyde was saying that he knows is damaging to this other person. Like now, for sure Nathan is going to hear from random people for years. Would you rape a woman if you could get away with it? And that is probably would have been completely forgotten about if they just let it be. But for some reason iDubbbz took this, put it into his video, and just blasted it on the internet. And now it's a thing, for sure. If it wasn't before, it definitely is now. And it's like, are you like retarded? So...

1:05:14
Unknown_05: The next two minutes are about Froggy ignoring the text, which is on the screen.

Unknown_05: And that's from Aniza, and Aniza is trying to figure out why he's being hostile.

Unknown_05: And this syncs up to what I was talking about before, where these tweets, or text messages, where they're trying to talk to Froggy Fresh, happened way before the dinner at Denny's that is brought up in the video. So clearly, whatever happened was fine. They smoothed it over and they talked to each other and had dinner together and everything was okay. And then it was just the fact that Froggy Fresh had mentioned after the fact that iDubbbz and Anizero were making fun of him and saying that he was going to lose. Did that cause an issue?

1:05:49
Unknown_05: And yeah, here you can see this was 12, the text messages from iDubbbz I think were also on the 12th, so they had an issue, they contacted him, he contacted them back, they squared everything out, and then on the 24th after the Denny's he said something that pissed iDubbbz off.

1:06:28
Unknown_05: Even though this message was deleted, so I don't know what the issue was. He doesn't even have an actual screencap of it, he just has a notification that someone took on their phone because the message had been deleted so quickly that presumably he was not able to capture a screencapture of the... of the actual tweet.

Unknown_05: So...

Unknown_05: At this point, after almost kinda sorta making a real point about Froggyfresh being hostile or trying to cause problems for him, he just randomly starts crying about how he ruined Aneesa's life.

1:07:08
Unknown_05: Wait, uh oh, I fucked that up. I think it's 16, 21.

Unknown_02: Let me just say, Anissa is just trying to exist. You know, she doesn't want anything to do with the drama. She doesn't want anything to do with this shit. And I have brought a lot of it into her life. And I take responsibility for that. But unfortunately, a lot of people who think that I've changed or call me a cuck or whatever, They've decided, instead of saying that I've changed and that I'm the decider of my future, it's that Anissa has changed me. So she has been the target of a lot of hate. And I think it's really shitty. And hearing Tyler talk about her in this way is just a reminder where it's like, Anissa's trying to manipulate you? What the fuck was I doing? Was I trying to manipulate you as well? Like, you should probably come out and say that because it seems really fucking sexist and creepy for you to be saying these things.

1:07:46
Unknown_05: Why am I still getting hate? What I really love about that is there's a sort of irony in... because usually this is the other way around. What iDubbbz is effectively doing is complaining that his agency has been stripped from him. People are talking about him like, oh well this is all Oniza, this was her plan, this is her idea. This is because of her, this is her fault, and he is not left in the public perception with the agency over his own actions, and he's calling that sexist. I guess because in his mind, people are focusing on blaming the woman over blaming the man. But usually when you have that kind of perception, it's the other way around. It's saying, Oh, she changed all her interests to be, to be like that guy, to impress that guy. Oh, she's, she's faking it. She's just trying to get with him and seem cool to him. That's usually the comments left towards agency in a relationship that would be sexist in a traditional sense, but in this sense it's like, who are they being sexist against? Is it sexist both ways? If a woman gets into a relationship and takes over a guy's life, and then the man loses agency because he's a pussy-whipped spineless bitch cuckold like Idubbbz, then it's sexist because you're blaming the woman for it. But on the other hand, if a woman loses agency in a relationship because she's trying to appeal to a man, then that's also sexist because you're saying that the woman doesn't have agency. It's like, tone it down, big guy.

1:09:36
Unknown_05: I think is he's trying to say that it's sexist, but it's what he's really he's actually butthurt because he's lost his agency As far as people are considered they don't talk about him like he's a real person anymore They talk about him like he's a tumorous fixed Anisa I mean, but I feel like dude, I see it seem like so in as soon as he starts messing with Anisa's like Ian goes from the person who would be dogging people who would sue people to then like his event That he's running is suing people.

Unknown_08: It's like a complete flip

1:10:09
Unknown_02: By the way, we weren't suing Froggy. We have no interest in going to court over $15,000.

Unknown_02: We wanted that $15,000 back, but he wasn't giving it to us. So we have to leave it at that. We're not suing him.

Unknown_19: Froggy, if you're let back on, it's not like you're going to make another OnlyFans joke about it.

Unknown_05: That was a big revelation, because

Unknown_05: And that was the first time that he had addressed the issue with money in public.

Unknown_05: They had given each of their contestants $15,000 for training expenses during the fight, and he had already spent his because it was already so close to the fight, but they asked him for that money back. and he said no, and there was kind of an indication, I think they implied that they might pursue legal action, but I assume that they contacted like an actual attorney or whatever and asked about if they should pursue legal action.

1:10:53
Unknown_05: And they advised against it, so that did not happen. And this is like the first time that he said, we're not going to be suing Froggy Fresh for the $15,000. I assume not out of the generosity of their hearts, but because they realized it would be a bad move. Even if they could get the money back, they probably wouldn't make any money in the lawsuit, and it would just sour public perception. So they just kind of backtracked on that silently.

1:11:37
Unknown_05: Um, without saying too much about it.

Unknown_02: Froggy respects sex work.

Unknown_05: Oh, by the way, this is the, um, the cringiest part of the entire fucking video. Get ready.

Unknown_02: I don't think Froggy respects sex workers. I think he has some really old, tired opinions about people who do sex work. I think he has a lot of weird opinions as well about masculinity and shit. Ian's masculinity had been completely removed via Anissa. A lot of it's not explicitly said, but when you listen to the jokes, it's like, oh, that's actually just your opinion phrased in a comedic way.

1:12:12
Unknown_08: There was some type of nerdfight last year. and chris reagan in all these people it's like something he thought worshiping party at these things and i don't get it i don't get all this shit is a all about everybody's there's a worshiping that's what's happening dot org you're going to need that's to your question it's always that it's just like What happens is people get all excited about it. I think Chris Reagan was like, he probably thought he was going to go there and beat some fucking nerd up. And he was going to win. I don't know if they're giving, I think they give away OnlyFans girls there at these events. I don't know what kind of sponsorships, but if you win certain fights, I think you get to own some of these girls for some of the nights.

1:12:44
Unknown_04: Awesome.

Unknown_08: I think you should keep going. I think the women of the world need to hear your opinions on these things.

Unknown_05: Talk more about how

Unknown_05: Look at how he, like, stares into your eyes and says, I know what the women of the world think. I know what they think.

Unknown_02: Uh, uh, sex workers are property. That's a funny joke. It was, it was super funny the third time that you referred to women as property. That was the, that was the funniest one. Cause when you said lease, I was like, yeah, I know what a lease is. Even if you didn't do any of the Sam Hyde stuff, why would we want you at our event? Like, if you're just gonna blatantly disrespect sex workers and women and other fighters saying that they're here to touch ethos, like, it is so disrespectful and shitty. I don't want to share the space with you. I don't want other people to be uncomfortable because you're there. Like, you don't get the vibe, alright? The vibe is sex workers and fighting, I guess. And you don't like the sex workers part.

1:14:01
Unknown_05: just so cringe and this is why people don't think that he has any agency anymore because this is not like

Unknown_05: This isn't even like a male feminist take. You know what I mean? Like, if you're a male feminist, you would be against sexual exploitation of women in general, and you would be against pornography. But he's not. He's very pro-pornography, very pro-sex work. And that's a minority opinion, even among women. But whose opinion would that reflect? It would reflect Aniza's. Even if you are a general pro-pornography, ultra-coomer, you're not going to be like, I heckin' respect sex workers. A man who's an ultra-coomer is going to look at women as objects if they're super into pornography.

1:14:35
Unknown_05: So the only perspective that he could be reflecting of in this situation is Aniza's. And it's altering the way that he interacts with literally everyone. Um, so it's just a whores and retards support quote unquote sex work. And that's exactly what Anisa is.

1:15:14
Unknown_05: So after all this we're now like 21 minutes into this he decides that he's gonna go ahead and completely bite the bit when it comes to Sam's gambit with what Sam has been building up to for a while and he kneels down and

Unknown_05: head looking down to the ground on one knee and admits defeat.

1:15:50
Unknown_13: If Ian ever hit me up and was like, hey man, just can you leave me alone? I would just, fuck it, I would stop talking about him. Whatever, I don't care that much.

Unknown_02: If you ask me to stop, I'll stop.

Unknown_02: Which on its face is already an insane thing to say. Of course, no one wants to be harassed.

Unknown_13: If they let Froggy back on the card, I won't tweet at Ian or Anissa ever again.

Unknown_13: I'll shut up forever, how about that?

Unknown_02: I get to bring back someone on the card who doesn't respect me, my wife, other fighters, and in return I have the chance of not being harassed by Sam Hyde? Oh man, how can I refuse that? Just so we're all on the same page in case I have to make a future video, you heard what Sam Hyde said. If he's a respectable guy, he's not going to continue to harass me because he says, by his own admission, he doesn't care that much.

1:16:23
Unknown_13: I don't care that much.

1:17:03
Unknown_05: So instead of just saying, you said that you would leave me and the people that I care about alone if I asked you to, therefore I ask you to fuck off. Instead of just doing that, he does this huge dance around how the request, the premise itself is unreasonable. and then he goes on and for whatever reason again decides to like create a meme in the same way that he randomly decided to make his friend being a rapist a meme he then declares himself to be a goblin and decides to say that you cannot refer to me as a goblin any kind of situation in which you would claim that i am a goblin is not okay and it's like why would you do that

1:17:47
Unknown_05: why would you suddenly declare yourself to be a goblin for no reason like you know that shit's going to going to stick i also find it very funny that he uses the exact language not acceptable about how um

Unknown_05: uh, calling Sam Hyde to continue calling him names via proxy by referring to him as a goblin is not acceptable. But Froggy saying that Ian's manipulation of his real life friendships with Sam Hyde is not appropriate was like, like, like lame or cringe for him to use that term not appropriate. I found that pretty hypocritical.

Unknown_05: Um, so then at the very end of this video, he actually goes back into strong territory. It seems like he kind of like wrote the beginning and the end very, very well, like scripted it, and then just decided to rant like a fucking lunatic for 20 minutes.

1:18:29
Unknown_05: and fill in the middle and so and then but i'll leave it but i'll i'll play out the outro where he's being kind of reasonable again and uh then how we show you what happens after that i want to say that creator clash is probably the single best thing that i've ever done in my life uh it has you know brought so much joy to me and anissa

Unknown_02: It has brought the most awesome people that I've ever met. It's brought them into my life and I'm super grateful and I want to keep doing it and this event means so much to me.

1:19:19
Unknown_02: And I'm going to protect it. And I'm going to protect the fighters and the people involved in the event. And I'm not, when it comes to people wanting to fuck around and mess with the vibes, I'm not going to tolerate it. You're going to get kicked from the card if you're being a piece of shit, and if you're not communicating, and if you're not cooperating. And, uh, I want nothing to do with Sam Hyde as well, so, uh, fuck that guy, and, uh, thank you so much for watching. Goodbye.

1:19:50
Unknown_05: What a- what a good sign-off to this video, all things considered. I hope he doesn't ruin it with something incredibly stupid and petty at the end for no fucking reason.

Unknown_24: I paid money, I'm on the floor seats, and I see, like, some shenanigans going down. I take a photo of it, it's just people holding up a sign. It said, Froggy did nothing wrong. Seemingly innocuous. Yeah, right, right, right. I go to this, like, after event and Anissa comes up to me. She comes up and says, that tweet was really not cool and I just apologized. I felt kind of like a bitch. I was like, why the fuck did I apologize?

Unknown_07: Masculinity had been completely removed via Anissa.

1:20:25
Unknown_05: What did Rusty Cage ever do to deserve that? Why would he randomly just take a shit on Rusty Cage for apologizing? Let it be known that if you ever apologize to Ian or Aniza, you will be ridiculed for it for some fucking reason. Literally, apropos of nothing, just decided to randomly involve this guy and call him out and call him a bitch for literally nothing.

Unknown_05: So, that being said, I actually felt inspired while taking my notes down for this video to improve it. Because I pointed out a couple things that I felt were his strongest points. And I have reduced this 25 minute long video to a 2 minute long video. 2 minutes and 11 seconds. And I want to ask you at the end if you think that my version or iDubbbz's version is better. You ready?

1:21:04
Unknown_02: So I'm gonna give you guys the grease- This isn't a joke, this is literally how I feel like if you just trimmed out all the retarded, like, spurging in this video, it would be less shitty.

Unknown_05: So, I'm being serious, does my version better, Chad?

Unknown_02: I wanna know. So I'm gonna give you guys the grease and the juice, and that all has to do with Froggy Fresh. The reason I didn't address any of this sooner is because I was terrified of jeopardizing the success of Creator Clash 2, because there are a lot more people involved in this than just Anissa and I. And I didn't want to fuck it up for them. These are people that I really care about. And I felt like it would be very selfish if I was like, I'm just going to make a quick 10-minute video, and I'll squash all the rumors. I'll squash all the beef. The main reason Froggy was kicked from the card was for collaborating with Sam Hyde. That's fairly obvious. Froggy has explained his side of the story multiple times. He knows why he was kicked from the card, and I wasn't unclear about that. Anyone who's mentioning the fact that Harley trained with Sam Hyde for the year previous, that was before Sam was saying this about my wife.

1:22:25
Unknown_13: Fucking Anissa. What an ugly piece of shit.

Unknown_02: Sam Hyde has made it a habit to try to sound like a reasonable person by saying, if Ian and Anissa just asked, I'll stop harassing them. This is my request. I would like you to not harass me or my wife or anyone that we're friends with. If Froggy doesn't fuck with what we got going on, he was going to make it difficult. One way or another, it was going to be difficult. In closing, I want to say that Creator Clash is probably the single best thing that I've ever done in my life.

1:22:59
Unknown_02: It has, you know, brought so much joy to me and Anissa. It has brought the most awesome people that I've ever met. It's brought them into my life, and I'm super grateful, and I want to keep doing it, and this event means so much to me.

Unknown_02: and I'm gonna protect it. When it comes to people wanting to fuck around and mess with the vibes, I'm not gonna tolerate it. You know, you're gonna get kicked from the card if you're being a piece of shit, and if you're not communicating, and if you're not cooperating. And I want nothing new with Sam Hyde as well, so fuck that guy, and thank you so much for watching. Goodbye.

1:23:33
Unknown_05: Who did it better, chat? Who did it better? All I did is I cut out all the meandering shit flinging that he did for like the entire video. I have no idea why he decided to make this a 25 minute long video where he like chooses the form of his destructor. He decides to sling all this trash at Froggy Fresh.

Unknown_05: He decides to like play, I think in this video of 25 minutes, there's like two continuous minutes of Sam Ahide calling Aniza a blown out whore.

1:24:20
Unknown_05: And he decides to leave all of that in.

Unknown_05: And then just randomly takes shots at all these other people and humiliates one of his friends for literally no reason. It's truly one of the worst videos. anyone has ever put out for damage control. It's actually kind of shocking because when I heard that this had come out, my initial thought was it was going to be like, he spent two weeks trying to get this out. So it's going to be like the most super tame and thoughtful and super like slick, businessy, uh, kind of like a video that just addresses everything as like passively as possible for like the few people who give a fuck, but like aren't going to do any invest investigation into seeing what the actual issue was.

1:25:03
Unknown_05: It was just like perplexing so overwhelmingly with over 90% of the vote with a thousand votes in Release the Josh cut the better video and I saw there was some coordinated Some coordinated trolling and chat to vote for Ian, but even then nobody could stand on the might of my creative genius So I Was gonna Debating it to do about this

Unknown_09: Cause there's been a revelation now.

Unknown_09: Um.

Unknown_09: Okay. Yeah.

Unknown_09: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine.

Unknown_05: So the other option was, uh, KFALs and we're going to talk about KFALs now.

Unknown_05: Uh, KFALs had released the video.

Unknown_15: What's up my subject?

1:26:02
Unknown_15: It's nice to see you here.

Unknown_05: Oh, wait, no, this is the wrong one. This is, this is the wrong one.

Unknown_04: This is the, this is the one with the Katana or whatever.

Unknown_05: Okay. Sorry. Okay. Sorry. There's another video. Here we go. So falls is out.

Unknown_05: of rehab and uh allegedly and this video is pure schadenfreude made all the worse uh by an update i have to give at the end of this this segment so let's just start there i this is another 25 minute long video and i have pretty much something to say about all of it so let's let us begin i want to go back to the beginning like before rehab

1:26:43
Unknown_15: In my early 20s, I dropped out of university because I started to develop chronic pain issues and I had no idea where these issues were coming from.

Unknown_15: I started going like doctor to doctor because the pain was so bad I was bedridden.

Unknown_15: And while I was trying to figure out what exactly the issue was, my GP started prescribing me Percocet.

Unknown_15: So, over time, I started to develop a tolerance to Percocet.

1:27:28
Unknown_05: having, uh, sexual reassignment surgery in Thailand at the age of 18.

Unknown_05: And by the age of 20, he was so debilitated with pain. Uh, he could not function at no point in this video. Does he explain where the pain comes from? And steady ops in for a diagnosis of fibromyalgia.

Unknown_05: which is a sweeping medical diagnosis, effectively meaning unexplained pain. And that's it. I realized I was developing an addiction.

1:28:02
Unknown_15: And I went to my GP and I told my GP this, and he just said, don't tell anyone because they won't prescribe you opiates anymore.

Unknown_15: So I just kept doing Percocets.

Unknown_15: And then eventually one of my friends, um,

Unknown_05: So the based Canadian healthcare system that I've been told is great my entire life just decides to tell this person who's like help I'm an addict to basically continue doing Percocets until they die, which is pretty interesting.

Unknown_15: They were down on their luck. They just became homeless and they were trying to get clean off meth.

Unknown_15: So I let her stay at my house because I didn't want her living on the streets.

1:28:43
Unknown_15: She taught me how to shoot up, and I moved from doing Percocets to doing hydromorphone.

Unknown_15: I started doing that a lot, and then eventually what happened was that my ex found out that I was going to my dealer's house to buy heroin.

Unknown_15: And they got so mad, they punched a brick wall and broke their fist.

Unknown_15: And that was kind of a wake up call for me.

Unknown_05: So very, first of all, very ladylike behavior to smash your fucking fist into a brick wall and shatter it. I want to know why do trannies live in pods like killer whales? Is there an explanation for this phenomenon? Do they communicate by whistles or some shit? I don't, I really don't get it.

1:29:26
Unknown_15: The people in my life were terrified of the path that I was going down.

Unknown_15: So, instead of going cold turkey, and instead of doing heroin, I went to OATC, which is the Ontario Addiction Treatment Centre. It's the government-funded methadone clinics. So every morning, I would get up, I'd walk to the methadone clinic, I'd pee in the cup, I'd get my methadone, and I'd go to work.

1:30:07
Unknown_15: And I was able to go cold. Like I was able to taper myself down and get off drugs.

Unknown_15: But the problem was, is that the chronic pain issues I had didn't go away. And once I was off those, I couldn't work anymore. And I had to quit my job.

Unknown_15: Eventually after going to so many doctors, I got diagnosed with fibromyalgia.

Unknown_05: So Keffels is completely capable of weaning themselves off of painkillers. However, ironically, because I did this about three times, I say in the story three times and I do believe them that the recount is accurate up until a certain point. Um, he can't, he can't fully remove himself from painkillers because the agony of his surgery

1:30:42
Unknown_05: is so bad that he actually needs them. So it's kind of like a food thing. If you have an eating disorder, one of the complications of having an eating disorder is that you need, you actually need food to survive. So trying to, trying to strike a balance with food is more difficult, I would say, than just like cutting something out of your life completely.

1:31:23
Unknown_05: And in that same way, Keffels has a dependency on painkillers because his existence is pain, because he's taken totally unnecessary surgeries to fetishize himself.

Unknown_05: And that's somewhat remarkable.

Unknown_15: Which is a chronic pain condition that affects the nervous system.

Unknown_15: the symptoms include things like fibro fog where you lose your train of thought and it's when you know that about me it becomes kind of obvious because I do have issues with my concentration. And.

Unknown_04: Um. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.

1:32:12
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Unknown_05: The general diagnosis is that fibromyalgia is an unexplained source of pain, chronic debilitating pain.

1:32:47
Unknown_05: And what I believe in my non-medical brain, just from what I've seen of people who claim to have a fibrodiagnosis, they are people who are, for whatever reason, are already addicted to painkillers.

Unknown_05: And the way that I figure this in my brain is that when you're on a baseline level of painkillers, your tolerance for pain becomes so low that any sort of mild discomfort becomes excruciating. So if you come down off of it, you're just in pain in general because you're not in a painkiller-less state. You just hurt as a general state of being. So that general vague pain becomes the fibromyalgia diagnosis.

1:33:36
Unknown_05: And it's either that and or he just has pain from his butchery and doesn't say it. Or it's both, you know.

Unknown_05: But it continues. I got put on long-term disability because I couldn't work.

Unknown_15: I couldn't go to school and I couldn't work and I didn't know what to do with myself.

Unknown_15: I really wanted to feel like I had a sense of purpose in the world.

Unknown_15: And that's around the time that I started getting involved in politics. That's when I joined the Communist Party.

Unknown_15: And in my mid-twenties, I got a capsulectomy, which is basically a surgery for getting rid of breast implants. Because I got silicone implants put in when I was 18.

1:34:23
Unknown_15: When I got them out, a lot of my pain issues subsided. It was still there.

Unknown_15: but it wasn't as excruciating as it used to be. There's a thing called breast implant illness, and a lot of the symptoms mirror that of fibromyalgia, but it's something that doctors really aren't sure about right now.

Unknown_09: So, okay, this is all great.

Unknown_05: So Caffles has, at this point in this story, been suffering with pain for years, and he knows they're coming from the breast implants, because you took an 18-year-old boy, shipped him to Thailand, and then stuffed in massive water balloons under his flesh. Like, yeah, that's going to hurt no matter what.

1:35:13
Unknown_05: And he knows that the pain is coming from his chest because of the implant surgery.

Unknown_05: and he decides for years to take pain management instead of just removing the breast implants because he would rather be bimbified and in pain

Unknown_05: than not in pain, which is just the most amazing, like, like, wow, you really are just a fucking walking fetish. You have, you have no person outside of being a fetish. Everything that you do is, is a fixture, a facet of your, of your fetish identity to the point where now after having your breast implants removed, you have, phantom breast implant pain. One of the most amazing concepts that has ever crossed my mind. Uh, but now we can skip ahead a little bit. Um, this at this part in the story,

1:35:47
Unknown_05: His dad dies and he describes it and I believe that he's genuinely I believe that when he talks about having PTSD He's talking about his dad dying I think he's actually really upset about that and it's not very funny So for the sake of being able to continue to mock this person fully I will skip ahead to The part where he explains what he did after his dad died my dad dying I was staying with my mom because I wanted to be there for her it really affected her and

1:36:42
Unknown_15: She never really recovered from my father passing away.

Unknown_15: And when I was staying with her, I found out that my dad had, he had like months of Percocets just lying around the house that he never took.

Unknown_15: So I, I grabbed them all and I spent like, I spent almost a hundred days on Percocet.

Unknown_15: from the day that he died until Christmas.

1:37:16
Unknown_15: And on Christmas holidays, when I was in Niagara Falls with my ex and with my family, I ran out.

Unknown_15: But I was too ashamed to tell them what happened.

Unknown_15: So I went cold turkey and I told everyone I had the flu while I was puking my guts out in the hotel bathroom.

Unknown_09: but I've been clean from opiates ever since.

Unknown_15: Even in the stuff that led up to going to rehab, I didn't do opiates.

1:37:57
Unknown_09: Okay, so at this point,

Unknown_05: After his dad dies, he just binges Percocets. And I guess, okay, you can say that's like trauma or whatever the fuck. I'm not going to blame you for that.

Unknown_05: But then again, he claims that after he ran out of Percocets.

Unknown_05: He was able to successfully wean himself off of Percocets. So he does have the ability to manage his intake, according to him, and it's just like a willing abuser.

Unknown_05: And if he hadn't mutilated his body for sexual gratification, he'd never have these issues to begin with, which I find pretty astounding to think about.

1:38:41
Unknown_15: After all the stuff ended with Drop Kiwi Farms, I moved into an apartment on my own.

Unknown_15: I got out of a relationship with my ex, and I just tried to continue going on like nothing happened. Like, I just went back to streaming, even after dealing with all of the traumatic things that I dealt with in the last year.

Unknown_15: And my mental health started to spiral.

Unknown_15: It was really bad behind the scenes.

1:39:19
Unknown_05: So, after swindling $100,000 Canadian, he moved into his own apartment. and failed to take down the site, which I'll get to in a second. Uh, he started abusing hard drugs to coke, hard drugs to cope. And his fiance broke up with him, uh, as a result. And I think it's fiance or fiance. I know what his fiance, if it's a man, I always get that. I want to be as, as, uh, offensive as possible. And I find it difficult with French words. Okay.

Unknown_05: Um, and this part is pretty, pretty astounding.

Unknown_15: And to be honest, I'm really grateful that I'm alive.

1:39:54
Unknown_15: because there's a chance that I wouldn't be here today to do this stream.

Unknown_15: And I've always been given the advice that when you're a live streamer, when you're a content creator, you're not supposed to talk about this kind of stuff.

Unknown_15: Like, you're not supposed to tell people when you're struggling.

Unknown_15: But I was struggling a lot. I didn't want to be alive.

Unknown_09: I also, by the way, am very glad that, um, this person, if you want to call it that, decided not to pull some fucking stunt just as a matter of record.

1:40:35
Unknown_15: I had dealt with so much and my life was so fucking hard.

Unknown_15: So I got really depressed.

Unknown_15: I lost interest in politics. I lost interest in basically all of the things that helped me build a platform in the first place.

Unknown_15: And around the end of 2022, I started drinking, which made me spiral.

Unknown_15: It was around the time that I was

1:41:09
Unknown_15: fights with Keemstar I started drinking and then as More and more shit started happening. I started doing cocaine at the start of 2023 So

Unknown_05: I just, they're complaining about how hard it is to be them. And it's like, so you were like an international news darling. You had money raining down on you. All you had to do was just stop taking drugs and stop fucking with people. And at this point, by the way, it's very conspicuous that Keffel's has completely refused to mention Kiwi Farms outside of Drop Kiwi Farms. Like there's just a nebulous blaming of things that had happened. I don't know if they're trying to imply that the incident with the police was like, the big PTSD moment or what, but it's just always shit starts happening and Keemstar.

1:41:48
Unknown_15: Eight days into a cocaine bender, I found out that the coke that I was doing was cut with meth.

Unknown_15: So for eight days straight, I was doing coke and meth.

1:42:24
Unknown_09: And that's just funny.

Unknown_15: I had a friend come over to help me detox and I tried to just go back to my life like nothing ever happened and I tried my best to make it so no one knew how bad things were.

Unknown_15: I really didn't want to let people down.

Unknown_15: Especially because I know there's a lot of people in my audience that look up to me and I don't I don't want to I Don't want to let them down. I don't want to let any of the people Who have regularly came into the chat? To say that they came out because of me. I don't want to let them down But

1:43:05
Unknown_05: um but but but you're in chronic pain because you've cut your dick off and stuffed oversized implants into your male chest flesh and the one thing you actually set out to do you've failed at and you don't want to admit it so you have to deal with it by yourself and you cope with drugs but i can skip ahead after the

1:43:54
Unknown_15: After the eight-day-long coke and meth bender and detoxing, I tried to go back to streaming.

Unknown_15: And then I got invited to this Twitter space where it was me and a few other trans activists, and we had to debate a whole bunch of far-right people on whether or not trans people deserved rights.

Unknown_15: I know a lot of people in the chat right now were around during that.

Unknown_15: And I was going through coke withdrawal while I was in that Twitter space.

1:44:34
Unknown_15: And I was so irritable that I just had to pause for a second and I started calling them retards.

Unknown_15: And that kicked off so much shit.

Unknown_15: That kicked off, like, more shit than I have ever gotten from the left.

Unknown_09: And I don't want to rehash all of the stuff that happened.

Unknown_15: And, honestly, I still don't think what I did was that big of a deal.

Unknown_15: No one was hurt because of that. The only person that was really hurt at that time was me.

1:45:15
Unknown_05: Even at this point, Keffels is just completely unable to accept responsibility for anything that they've done. The reason why people gave Keffels tons of shit for that is that it was a debate with these right-wingers. They paraphrase it. It's like, should trans people be given human rights? He or she, whatever, paraphrases this in the most like one-sided way possible it's the easy it should be the easiest argument to make are trannies human question mark exclamation point so like the most entry-level debate bro from twitch or whatever should be able to stroll up and dunk on these fucking yahtzees and prove their point right but kefl is being a drugged out ho internet fame ho has uh zero debate skills is is such like a like a

1:46:08
Unknown_05: zombified painkiller addict that they he walks into this debate and just gets triggered so hard by these people that he just starts screaming retard at them and it's like embarrassing number one because you lost this argument that you should as the like ambassador of the tranny community should why the fuck is it not ignoring i am like intentionally muting my system sounds

Unknown_05: And when that notification happens, it's unmuting it. That's really bizarre. It's like, you should be able to win this argument easily. You shouldn't chimp out if you're going to be like an ambassador of the training community. How can you fuck up so bad? And he just doesn't accept that. He just says, oh, they didn't like the fact that I said retard and they don't understand the context of my suffering. Like, no, nobody cares because you let them down. And you just can't accept that you did that. You just have to blame it on something else. You know, you still have accepted no personal responsibility whatsoever for anything that you've done.

1:47:13
Unknown_09: But after the fallout from all of that and all of the drama, I decided, fuck it.

Unknown_15: I figured out how to get drugs on the dark mat.

Unknown_15: and I started making a plan to kill myself.

Unknown_09: So I started doing coke and meth and benzos and I was planning on ordering heroin from the dark net to end my own life.

1:48:01
Unknown_09: And my friends found out about this plan.

Unknown_09: How?

Unknown_15: And after finding out, they convinced me to go to rehab.

Unknown_05: How though?

Unknown_15: And I'm really glad that I have.

Unknown_05: Literally, how does someone find out about this plant unless you tell them? I really don't understand. Out of all the things that he says, that's the most baffling. How does someone find out about your plant to OD on heroin by buying stuff on tour with cryptocurrencies? Literally nobody could figure that out unless, A,

Unknown_05: you told them, or B, you've made this story up, unless you have to justify leaving the internet in shame and you've made some bullshit story up for sympathy. Those are the only two possibilities of those. So now is the appropriate time, by the way, to show you what Keffels did with some of that GoFundMe money. This is the addiction, they mentioned the name of the rehab facility they go to, and this is $20,000 Canadian for 30 days in

1:48:43
Unknown_05: in Toronto. So 1 5th of all that GoFundMe money went to what's considered a luxury rehab facility in Toronto.

Unknown_05: And, uh, there are still in rehab just taking the online portion, but 1 5th of that money went directly to their, to the rehab, not counting how much of that money went to their drug habit to begin with.

1:49:26
Unknown_09: Um, okay.

Unknown_09: So now we can go back to the video, skip ahead a bit.

Unknown_09: I went to the Addiction Rehabilitation Toronto facility, and it was one of the best decisions I think I've ever made, honestly.

Unknown_15: While I was there, I got diagnosed with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Unknown_15: I didn't realize, I think because it was just so, it was so normalized.

1:50:07
Unknown_15: that I was dealing with a lot of trauma.

Unknown_15: And I had no idea what dealing with a lot of trauma does to people. I didn't realize I was regularly having flashbacks. I didn't realize that I was lashing out at people because I was having so many flashbacks.

Unknown_15: I was like constantly in fight or flight for most of the last, like most of 2020, I was in fight or flight.

1:50:42
Unknown_09: So, um, the diagnosis that he mentions, by the way, is extremely important to a lawsuit.

Unknown_05: Cause if you're going to claim damages, you have to show the damages were done usually. And, uh, a diagnosis of PTSD is a first step to like, uh, uh, uh, emotional damages, uh, reward.

Unknown_05: That's why he's mentioning this and establishing rehab though.

Unknown_15: I'm still attending it online.

Unknown_05: By the way, but he mentioned that the PTSD came from his dad and not from like the swatting, but I guarantee, I think that the PTSD diagnosis does get mentioned in something I'll mention in a second, but it's bullshit.

1:51:23
Unknown_15: I think it's going to be two weeks from now when I finally have him.

Unknown_05: Oh, he says 2020 and I assume that's that he meant that's when his dad died, but it could be 2022 and you just misspoke.

Unknown_15: My certificate and I will be certified good at not doing drugs. Most people don't do drugs, but I will have actually been certified in not doing drugs, which means that I am better at not doing drugs than most people who do not do drugs.

Unknown_15: I think that's pretty based.

1:52:00
Unknown_09: Okay.

Unknown_09: I left in that cringe joke to make everybody suffer.

Unknown_05: But yeah, online rehab, what a, what a concept.

Unknown_05: And a certificate to prove that you're not an addict anymore.

Unknown_09: Wow. I started, um,

Unknown_15: seeking out help running my social media so I can just avoid seeing all of the vitriol that gets spewed at me. And that's been really helpful. I've been spending more time touching grass and spending more time with my friends. Like, for instance, I'm back in Belfast, Northern Ireland, because I really like spending time with Ellen.

1:52:31
Unknown_05: Oh, the, um, I want to mention the, uh, hiding from social media thing. So he's mentioned that he's hiding from social media at this point and having people manage his shit for him.

Unknown_05: Um, but he can't do away with.

Unknown_05: Social media, so he's just moved to Jack Dorsey's blue sky. We don't know what blue sky is It's like the Fediverse, but it's managed by By Jack Dorsey instead it's funded by Twitter. It's not even near ready yet It's like it's supposed to be like a federated service, and it does have some interesting promising features, but right now It's literally just one like one Fediverse node ran directly by the blue sky team and Jack Dorsey and it's invite only and So he is in this invite only bubble like literal hug box full of trannies and nothing else the people trying to escape Twitter but who don't want to be on the Fediverse because then they get clowned on by anime. Oh, that's right. My site said they get clowned on by avatar

1:53:47
Unknown_05: It clanned on by anime avatars and shit, so um he starts Picking fights with this turf who somehow got one and then the turf threatens to invite me to the blue sky and Keffel's freaks out says I know it'd be fun to let loose when you see oh wait no Your entire invite tree will be nuked. You have to be an idiot to openly threat to bring the owner of Kiwi farms onto the closed beta of blue sky. So, uh, the whole, I'm not going to manage my own social media shit is not working out. And they're already on blue sky jumping out and getting trolled by, by turfs.

Unknown_05: Um, Oh, that's a spoiler going back to the video again. Sorry. It's not over yet. Chat. You will be, you will be tortured forever.

1:54:37
Unknown_09: The one thing that I wanted to say is that, um... I'm gonna be returning slowly. So...

Unknown_15: I'm back to streaming. After this stream, I'm gonna be streaming once a week, every Friday. At 12pm Eastern.

Unknown_15: I'm gonna use the week to compile content and do things in a much more structured and planned out manner.

Unknown_15: Because I don't want to expose myself accidentally to things that could trigger me and just make me go off the handle.

1:55:18
Unknown_05: So that's curious. Very interesting. Oh, what's this?

Unknown_05: Keffels streaming, 400 viewers.

Unknown_05: Oh, and they're not even there. It's once again, dead air. Keffels has abandoned posts and can't even maintain the ship for an entire sitting. So Keffels has decided,

Unknown_05: to avoid accidentally exposing himself to something that's triggering, to start streaming on the literal exact same second that I also stream.

1:55:59
Unknown_05: This could be my own personal schizotherapy pet peeve, or pet theory, but maybe, just maybe, the triggering content that Keffels is trying to avoid seeing at this exact moment

Unknown_05: might be mad at the internet. Now I'm just, you know, I don't want to toot my own horn or anything. I don't, I don't want to, I don't want to self aggrandize here at all. I don't want to put myself up on a pedestal, but that might, that, that just seems like it's in the realm of possibilities. Okay. It really gets my noggin jogging. Okay.

Unknown_05: No, I definitely don't. I don't know if I co-signed this.

1:56:51
Unknown_05: Okay, we're going back to the suffering tab. Back to the suffering tab.

Unknown_05: And this is the last one, I promise. The last bit of this. This is the ending.

Unknown_15: It was hard talking about all of that stuff, but now you kind of know what was going on with me.

Unknown_15: it was really complicated and because of how many benzos i took i don't even really remember everything that happened in the month that led up to going to rehab but every time i look at what i was doing i kind of cringe a little bit so you know

1:57:43
Unknown_05: I found it funny that he has benzo and amnesia like Ralph does. In case you're wondering, by the way, the final drug tally for this is 1.

Unknown_05: Percocets, 2. Hydromorphone, 3. Heroin, 4. Cocaine, 5. Meth, and 6. Xanax. Paid for by the lovely sponsors of GoFundMe and the Canadian taxpayers.

Unknown_05: And then immediately after the stream, Kefl's top mod, who goes by Gay, also known as Nusha, I want to say, died. And they died of strep throat, which is exceedingly rare. So either one of two options, either A, they had some sort of issue with their autoimmune system which allowed strep throat to kill them or they ingested some sort of very deadly bacteria from some sort of

1:58:16
Unknown_05: dangerous substance, you know, from some kind of hole that just happened to carry this extraordinarily, um, antibiotic resistant strain of strep throat or both. Who knows? It's a, it's a wacky world out there.

1:58:53
Unknown_05: Not to, uh, try and believe the dead too much.

Unknown_05: And then finally, Keffels has, in order to reclaim their personality a little bit, has decided to file a complaint with the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal, accurately named the HRT, the court system in Canada that gained notoriety even among Americans, a couple years ago when Jonathan Yaniv, had filed against eight different females providing wax services for refusing to wax his hairy testicles.

1:59:33
Unknown_05: This is not the same as a lawsuit. It is different. And, um,

Unknown_05: It's free to file it. As I mentioned, Jonathan Young has filed pro se every time.

Unknown_05: It's effectively an instrument for people to claim that a corporation or government entity had infringed upon their human rights in some way, and it's designed to be as affordable and expedient as possible. On its face, it kind of sounds like a good idea, but in practice, it ends up being a gigantic waste of time and money for absolutely everybody. Um, Keffels has claimed for the first time within this HRT complaint that a female

2:00:10
Unknown_05: uh, police officer groped his sweaty man titty and then said, yep, it's a woman, which definitely did not fucking happen. It also lies that Keffels has never been in the, the claim says that Keffels has no violent history. Therefore the violent response from the police, uh, with weapons was unnecessary. However, Keffels has been arrested for an assault, which is a, we don't know is a violent offense.

Unknown_05: And that is why Lucas Roberts was in the database for Keffels to begin with.

2:00:49
Unknown_05: And the entire thing is written very poorly. Just the general syntax and grammar is extremely poor. The lawsuit in this excerpt says, "'Keffels continues to be overwhelmed by feelings of frustration, sadness, loss of confidence, desperation, and loss of personal dignity. Sorrente is now experiencing anxiety in their professional interactions, including with colleagues, viewers, and others. He has lost relationships. He feels constantly worried that his messages are being misunderstood and misconstrued. He feels like LPS has not learned from its treatment of him while in custody.

2:01:26
Unknown_05: which is bizarre considering that months ago the london police force basically bent over backwards trying to appeal to keffels and uh... i don't know how you could possibly said the reaction has been anything less than extraordinarily empathizing and and professional being misgendered by lps

Unknown_05: Because Which is just a word thrown in there on accident in this argument, which apparently nobody proofread has undermined Sorrenti's feelings of dignity self-respect and self-worth and their confidence It has had and continues to have profound negative impact on his professional and personal life Then we have a picture of Keffel's being very sad down there And finally

Unknown_05: Before we get too sad for Queen Kefauz and the immense personal and professional damage that they've suffered as a result of the LPF's unfair, undignified treatment of them as a real human being, let's remind ourselves who Queen Kefauz really is. This is a very recent message.

2:02:28
Unknown_05: Kefl says, I deserve a medal for getting put on the Kiwi Farms front page twice after leaving rehab and barely caring. If I had a weaker constitution, I would not be able to deal with this. Ever since my campaign that got them deplatformed from Cloudflare, they have had a vendetta against me and will until it finally shut down. They are always going to do whatever they can to try and make me kill myself. I've accepted this.

Unknown_05: Without further ado, I would like to, uh, to play a clip

2:03:02
Unknown_05: I would like to play a clip for all of you, if I'm allowed to, to sort of juxtapose this perceived weakness with how they really felt when they had the upper hand. 70, 76, yo!

Unknown_15: Yo!

Unknown_21: It's over.

Unknown_15: It's fucking over.

Unknown_15: No host, no DDoS protection, nothing. 1776 solutions, previously known as final solutions LLC, is over.

Unknown_21: The timing on this is incredible, like it's the comedic timing on every single part of this has been outstanding.

Unknown_15: I love this live stream, live updates on the ruination of Joshua Moon's life.

2:03:46
Unknown_21: Very sad, isn't it?

Unknown_21: Very sad.

Unknown_21: This is amazing. I think this is officially rest in piss territory. How do you come back from this? You can't.

Unknown_21: You can't. And this is before any legal action and anything else. So this is the end.

Unknown_05: Even right now, there's more shit happening as a consequence that I have to deal with by myself and without anybody else's help. And when it was okay, when it was going well, Keffels had no problem laughing about it. Well, my friend, here's what I have to say. I don't want you to die, Keffels. I want you to live. I want you to live for thousands of years so that every day you wake up and you see half of man, you agonize over your own bot surgeries and you've accomplished nothing and you fight drug addiction year after year. I want you to live forever for 475,000 years until the end of Kali Yuga. I want Keffels to be alive so that they can continue to suffer as Keffels does every day.

2:05:02
Unknown_05: Boys and girls.

Unknown_05: TTD. That's right, chat. That's right, chat.

Unknown_05: Fuck them. What's a problem that's not going to exist in 2070, chat? Troons. That's right.

Unknown_05: Anyways.

Unknown_05: Are they even back yet? Yeah, they are. They found their chair again.

Unknown_00: They've done all their zannies and they're done.

Unknown_05: Uh, okay.

Unknown_05: So. Let's see that being said.

2:05:35
Unknown_05: Finally, the final leg of this is.

Unknown_05: Ralph, a little quick, quick Ralph update. I mentioned that the horse had left the coop and um,

Unknown_05: Now in the week, not much has happened, really. Ralph has started attending English-speaking Alcoholics Anonymous in Merida. He's gotten his first Alcoholics Anonymous sober sobriety badge. He claims that he's reducing his Xanax intake by one milligram a day from the 15 he's at. However, he's been extremely inconsistent with stating how much Xanax he takes and how much he's reducing by. He claims he's going to be off alcohol entirely. He claims he's going to lose like 75 pounds And he claims that he wants to stop smoking as well and only switch to tobacco So that he's uh, the pay pigs are just dumping money dumping money into him And uh saying you go king. Yes king. It's great for you to be back However, this all appears, he's mentioned that he contacted May and that she is monitoring his progress or whatever. And she's gonna drag him back to the United States. She says that she can't live in Mexico anymore. I guess because he stuck her in a basement without any air conditioning in the hottest part of the fucking country. And she just suffered daily, every day. So she's gonna she's gonna marebrake Ralph, bring him back to the United States, and keep him under thumb if he manages to stay sober. However, he says that it's like months out before they can come to terms with that.

2:06:49
Unknown_05: The only other interesting thing that Ralph has done is on his first sobriety stream when he got back to Mexico he had Andrew Anglin on, who if you don't know is the writer and editor-in-chief of the Daily Stormer and he gets on his show and the first thing he says is that

2:07:32
Unknown_05: Stephen Crowder did nothing wrong, and neither did Harvey Weinstein. So I guess in England's mind, rape is okay. Jewish rape of white women is a-okay by his racial policies.

Unknown_05: Because women are less than Jews, I think. So I don't know what's going on with him. I guess the isolation and whatever shithole he's cooped up in is driving him insane with like hate and anger. But he, what a fucking bitter, pitiful thing to say. And especially on Ralph's show. Like I know, I know things are hard for the D platform to find space, but that's kind of shitty.

2:08:13
Unknown_05: Um,

Unknown_05: And that's it. However, there is one thing. Now, I've been getting these messages, and they're supposedly from Matthew Vickers, but it's impossible for me to verify. I can't verify them because Vickers is private, so what I'm going to do... With all things considered, I'm going to show you the supposed Vickers tweets. I'm going to read them.

Unknown_05: And I really don't know what to think. Maybe you guys can tell me if you think they're real or fake. I haven't been able to verify them because of how Twitter, uh, Vickers operates and how he leaks information. So we're just going to go over a couple of these tweets that, uh, Vickers has, has supposedly been posting.

2:08:43
Unknown_05: Vickers says, I was an atheist until I laid one eye on the Memphis Mamba. Then I found my God. I found my true gender as well. Parentheses female. That's kind of suspicious. I'm not sure what to think about it. But he goes on, he says, all I want is a gunted future where the swine master has impregnated every female. Not only of the vicar's lineage, but of any lineage, and every vicar's quote-unquote male descendant is castrated and made into a good servant for the swine master to be gunted. I am first in line."

2:09:26
Unknown_05: This one he says he is a gunt grease whore, but it's all in the first person perspective of using I am, so I will not be reading these. I guess you can use a voice synthesizer to try to get me to read this. I am not reading this.

Unknown_05: I'm also not reading this where he says that he is the swine master's piggy sissy. Over and over again.

Unknown_05: He says that he will happily raise the Ralph of Bulls spawn. He has been watching sissy hypno to train himself to serve the swine master and he is only able to ejaculate to pig monster NTR porn. I don't even know what that means. He sometimes wishes he himself had been impregnated by the Ralph of Bull, but such is life.

2:10:00
Unknown_05: And then in this tweet he goes on to say,

Unknown_05: And Ralph is his daddy hog. The vicar's lineage is blessed to have the Ralph of Bulls superior genetics eternally tied to ours.

2:10:35
Unknown_05: And then he says, and this is the craziest one, he sucks cock and his daughter is a fat whore that got impregnated by a pig monster. And that was his first tweet. So that seems to be like his coming to Jesus, coming to Ralph, Ralph a male moment. And then afterwards he's just completely lost it and started tweeting crazy shit. So I have no idea what's going on with Vickers. I'll even do a poll. We'll do a poll here. Cause I'm not sure what to make of this.

Unknown_05: Are these real Vickers tweets? And you tell me what you think, because like I said, his, I don't have a Twitter account. His tweets are private. I can only read what I've found, you know, reposted.

Unknown_05: Because of Vickers brilliant strategy to get around his injunction about talking to the Ethan Ralph So the votes are coming in about 500 votes with two-thirds of the people saying that these are real Vicker tweets one-third maintaining a healthy level of skepticism in the face of such brash ed avowed announcements of Ralph a seed love by mr. Vickers and

2:11:35
Unknown_05: up to 750 votes, and it seems to be stuck at that two-thirds percentage, wavering back just a percentage point. So it seems like chat's really made up its mind and that these are true, authentic Vickers tweets. Really crazy. I mean, the Ralph and Mel just keeps winning after that huge upset in court. Who could blame Mr. Vickers for coming to his senses and recognizing the reality before him?

Unknown_05: Really, just amazing.

Unknown_05: So with that, I'm done. I will now read the superchats. Before you leave, there is the gumroadmeththeinternet.gumroad.com. I can't suggest you my site right now because my site is down, and my site is down because, as I mentioned, the consequences of Keffel's bullshit is still reverberating to this day, and I can't necessarily tell you what's happening right now, but I will soon be able to tell you. That day is coming. It's not Keffel's. Um, but I will lay it before all of you openly, plainly, nakedly the truth.

2:12:24
Unknown_05: And, um, uh, I will tell you what's happening, but it's extremely annoying. Oh, the Nick Fuentes. I don't know if that's true. So I'm not going to talk about it.

Unknown_05: And I don't have any updates about fish tank. They kicked off John, but like, I don't know if I just mentioned that nobody will know what I'm talking about.

Unknown_05: So That's that. Thank you to everyone who does support on the gum road because it helps out with my My personal expenses. Well, I have to deal with bullshit after bullshit right now. There's more bullshit happening Yeah, okay

2:12:56
Unknown_05: So I want, I really have to pee.

Unknown_05: And I don't know what the, if I, I feel like I have to pee, right? I'm going to go into the super chats, um, until I, I cannot stand it. And then I will have to. All right.

2:13:33
Unknown_05: I mean, really, you want me to talk about the fish tank? I, first of all, I don't have clips cause my site just went down. This is the, this is the quick update on the fish tank. You're ready.

Unknown_05: Um, Sam Hyde, one of them, from what I understand, because I've not even been watching it, I don't have time for that. Sam Hyde, one of them all to be retarded or disabled or something. And whoever was like the best would get extra money and whoever was the worst would get voted off.

Unknown_05: And they, um.

Unknown_05: They gave John the disability of acting schizophrenic and he threw a fit over it, refused to play along, and then I think he was already packing up to leave because he had told Sam that he was going to quit anyways. So they early ended the event and told John to leave. And then, um, and then that's it.

2:14:14
Unknown_05: I can't think of anything else that happened that was noteworthy from last week in regards to fish tank.

Unknown_05: Fishtank is just IP22. I mean, yeah, but like that's that's the whole point. They're trying to make money off of it. He barricaded his room. Leafy did a dab stream on iDubbbz and people thought it was a good thing.

Unknown_09: Favorite fish. I don't have one.

2:14:47
Unknown_05: I like John just because he was the most John was the one that everyone talked about But apparently he has like been such a such like a joyless dickhead in regards to the challenge that everyone hates him now so the only person that I knew that seemed at all likable was John and now he's gone because he was a little little bitch I don't know anything about Simmons and so I can't talk about it. I

Unknown_05: Steven, I don't know what happened. Steven Crowder released an update where he said that, um, he'll release more from the marriage, like the divorce proceedings to give context to him being a dickhead. But like, I can't even imagine what kind of context, like telling your pregnant wife to pick up infected, like dangerous medicine, dog poo would, would give, you know, we're going to D it like endangers your infant.

2:15:25
Unknown_09: Why would you do that?

Unknown_09: Um,

Unknown_09: Well wings cat died that's sad poor kitty cat Chris has been spotted in public. Yeah, whatever. I don't care All right All right, I will read the super chats I'm seeing the same things over and over again let us let us begin boys and girls

2:16:19
Unknown_09: Uh oh, I think I broke it.

Unknown_09: How did I do this?

Unknown_05: I clicked like a button too fast and now I'm like locked out from the feed.

Unknown_05: I really hate computers.

Unknown_05: Every day chat, I hate computers more and more.

Unknown_05: Okay, anonymous for two says, hi, I heard that you have some knowledge on the topic. My, oh wait, I need to be B2B green mode.

Unknown_05: Green mood.

2:16:52
Unknown_05: When is the low stack stream? Never. October. I heard you have some knowledge on this topic. My mother might have osteoporosis. What can be done to lessen the impact of it? And that's a weird cut back to like a throwaway comment I said about don't super chat me about osteoporosis. I don't fucking know. Anonymous for 10 says can I please get some prayers for tipster? He's falling down a dark path of defending every single thing that Keppel's does ignoring their attempts at a platforming etc It's gotten so bad now that he cries on stream over internet friends. May the Lord save him There is no redemption for tranny chasers. Once you're that coon pill. You can never go back unfortunately

2:17:25
Unknown_05: I've never heard of a refrain like a reform coomer tranny chaser.

Unknown_05: MeguminLove, MeguminLive for 1660 says, please return to us in the Mati Matrix room. The room is currently kind of broken, so you have to manually rejoin. We're currently organizing a watch party at the new Konosubarashi Sekai in Bowenval this weekend. Care to join us? No, I do not. Also, your Matrix room is probably dead right now. Sorry. I apologize. OG pay more homie for kent says hey just hope he had a good stream I want to say rip to our boy John the fish tank will never be the same apparently not everyone talked about him the most I don't know what they're gonna do without him I guess add homeless black people to the chat Pope urban for 10 says as the site grows larger could we revive the Kiwi wiki please remind me the subject please remind me that subreddit where you found the woman whose husband called her an animalistic black who needs BBC um

2:18:18
Unknown_05: The wiki will be a part of the new forum software if it ever gets made.

Unknown_05: And I don't remember the exact subreddit where that gets added. That's like deadbedrooms or something or like... I don't know. It's like some female support. God damn it. It is unmuted by fucking system. That is crazy that it does that.

Unknown_05: That's real fucking crazy that it feels like it can fucking do that to me.

Unknown_05: Okay. I've now manually reduced it to one. If it unmutes that I'm going to be really pissed off.

Unknown_05: Uh, crack pipe cowboy for 20 says here's another him Josh. It's a cherubic him and old church Slavonic. Why is it so humid in America? My smell monkey genes were made from this play for the pray for the Ukrainian Orthodox priests who are being persecuted by the government It is very hot and humid in any state that you actually want to live in in the United States, which is very sad Okay

2:18:53
Unknown_05: Uh, yeah, it does suck how fucking, like, shitty the US's climate is. Except for, like, Oregon and Washington, which are completely cucked. They just pass some bullshit in Oregon, like, enforcing, like, it's okay for schools to secretly transition your child and get them SRS and hormones and shit without even telling their parents.

2:19:37
Unknown_05: Caffle's third leg for 10 says, why is the official Kiwi gang sign I should throw up when I recognize the one out in the wild?

Unknown_05: I don't know. Can you make like, can you use like three finger, like, uh, the, your index finger and thumb and then the rest of your fingers to kind of make like a, a hook with like a big nose, like the Kiwi farms logo, like kind of like make an E with your fingers and then tip it on its side and raise the, the, the top part up to give it the nose. That's as close as you can get.

Unknown_05: Or yeah, throw Romans.

Unknown_05: Bot or not for 25 says, Hey Josh, currently in a tractor planting corn while listening to the stream. Hopefully the harvest will be bountiful in the fall. Oh, I hope so. I hope so. I really hope that we're more fucking stable by then. I'm getting super, it's just like, it's months and months and months of bullshit.

2:20:14
Unknown_05: Uh, but thank you very much. Anime for five says, I clipped this for you, Josh, and that's for my favorite anime. It's not really an anime. You can play it.

Unknown_10: Oh,

Unknown_05: No, I said no clips for less than $10. I apologize, but I really can't just play clips over and over again. I will read the title of this fucking stream.

Unknown_05: Oh. It's just like one second. Okay, fine. I'll play the audio.

2:20:46
Unknown_20: That's right. That's exactly right.

Unknown_05: Based. Okay, well there you go.

Unknown_20: You got your money worth, motherfucker.

Unknown_05: Thank you.

Unknown_05: Power Chad over cock for forces Josh. I hope you're having a nice day. Same goes to you chat Always remember it hang them high and bleed them dry hashtag TTD I'm assuming it has something to do with like ham or halal meat butchering because you have to like hang the bodies to Completely remove blood from the body before you can butcher meat and halal I do agree always hang them high and bleed them dry for halal purposes David s 877 for 25 says here's some money to pay for the non-union writers for your next stream So you don't have to write your own material again?

2:21:33
Unknown_05: I wish. I need like an entourage of people doing everything for me so I can just rake in the money and say, Hey, I want to make something about Gamergate. Write it for me. Motherfucker. Joshua, Connor, Trina for 10 says, shout out to Ethan Ralph on Oak State. One of the biggest horse races outside the triple crown. All of the horses are fillies. Female remind me of how your wife ran off with a demon baby. Josh, what's your opinion of the Kentucky state flag?

Unknown_05: Well, shoutouts to Ralph on this wonderful Oaks day.

Unknown_05: The Kentucky state flag is just another blue seal. Looks like shit.

2:22:04
Unknown_05: That's my opinion. EatDirtDrinkBleach42 says, do I need to watch a cooking video to nuke England, or can we just press N to launch one anyways? Hopefully, when the boomers in charge of the world get sick of being alive, they'll just launch a nuke at the UK, and we can rebuild without them. If we're lucky. Koliadante15 says, TotalAngeloBan, TrackerCookieAnglos, GeolocateAnglos, GreatFirewallAnglos, RangeBanAngloIPs, NullRouteAnglos, ReportAnglos to the Malicious Communications Department.

Unknown_05: That I can go sign. Every Anglo communication is malicious. I think it's time for Kiwis to enter the space race. I think that we'll have better luck putting censorship people into a fucking hole, to be honest with you.

2:22:36
Unknown_05: research purposes mostly for two says josh to the british after years of being terrorized by their anglo-fathory and then there's a four second clip i don't get it i'll nip your arian i don't get it bro Matt for two says, Hi Josh, Godwinson really has a hard on for you as of late, saying you're going back to Blocklandways, trying to groom an underage boy, and saying that you are the sweeper of the sector. He's doing calls on the streams and I told him you should talk to him. Godwinson got on his hands and knees and sucked Zoom's dick. I will never talk or do anything with Godwinson ever. I don't even watch his streams, so he can see all he wants in the fucking, about a lane or whatever. P Cola for two says congrats KF is now documented for the ages of the House of Commons hands are the official record or British Parliament By the way, it's after 2 a.m. Here. So I have to go to bed. Remind me to sneeze in the morning. Thanks It's true. I actually have that pulled up. I didn't show it for whatever reason We are officially mentioned in the that big repertoire of bullshit from the The British there you go right there

2:24:12
Unknown_09: Um... Sneedpony for six says, I hate the angloid.

Unknown_05: Me too. Great opinion. Thank you.

Unknown_05: Anonymous for 221 says, catching up in 2x speed, the Linux Balenciaga AI video is almost perfect. I wish they would have replaced GNU with GNUchi.

Unknown_05: I think that's a little bit too avant-garde. I don't think people would have caught on to that. It wouldn't have made... I don't think I would have caught on to that unless they like really emphasized GNU in the word. But yeah, that would be funny. Rungle SystemShack for $5.53 says, look at you sneeder, a pathetic creature of seed and feed, sucking and fucking as you run through my shitposting forum. How can you challenge a perfect German car? It did!

2:24:50
Unknown_05: It increased the volume of my fucking...

Unknown_05: My system sounds from 1 to 100. That is crazy that there is a program that feels that it can do that. Unbelievable.

Unknown_05: Un-fucking-believable. Unreal.

Unknown_05: Adonis42 says, what is the best flavor of pie? I do like apple. Just apple with cinnamon is really good. Thank you. Jack45 says, hello, I'm being oppressed by Megamins in the Maddie Matrix room. Thank you for your work in bearing with my stupid botin queries. I don't know what the fuck that means. Oh, you mean the featured news byline, yeah. That's okay. Sorry about the Megumans, whatever the fuck that means. HokuRiku42 says, good news everyone, Canada just passed a law similar to the online content bill C11, Commonwealth governments not even once. So I guess the Canadians are gonna be fucked too. Good for them.

2:25:25
Unknown_05: Hopefully they'll complain about us, too. Nikita for five says, you like jazz? No, it sounds like noise. It's shit. Cherry for five says, hey, Josh, quick follow up on the cash that found her being stabbed to death in the streets of San Francisco. An autopsy revealed he had cocaine and ketamine in his system at the time of death. It's so perfectly San Francisco. I love it. Yeah, it's one giant shithole full of executives on fucking hardcore drugs. Good for them. Eat dirt, drink bleach for two says. Thank you so much for being self-conscious about mouth. Noises, mouth noises other than talking into the microphone.

2:25:58
Unknown_05: Thank you for being so self-conscious about making mouth noises other than talking to the microphone. Oh, what I do? Yes, you're welcome. Hopefully my efforts, uh, even though my audio setup is usually shit, hopefully it improves your listening experience.

2:26:35
Unknown_05: Jim JNA for five says Pat claims to punch Nazis, but when Dan visited the hooligans and told Rick he cowered like a bitch Same deal with big dick Andrew pig chose to fatly sue and lost when merch talk shit He got mauled and mauled away like a bitch mugged by who? Yoba, and that's a quick rundown about Patrick Tomlinson instigating physical confrontations and fleeing

Unknown_05: Next for 20 says, please help me. Josh Rickenbacker has me locked up in his basement and keeps insisting that I moisturize for him. Otherwise he hoses me down.

Unknown_05: I only managed to get this in because he, and then it's cut off. I don't know what he's trying to say. I don't know who the fuck is Rickenbacker. Is this right? Was this, this feels familiar to me, but I feel like I forgot it already.

2:27:20
Unknown_05: Look, I don't know who Rickenbacker is. I apologize again. I must be missing something else.

Unknown_05: But, uh... I don't know. If he has a small, shitty dog, you should threaten to snap its neck. It seems to work in these situations.

Unknown_09: I lack critical information? I don't know who Rickenbacker- Oh, oh!

Unknown_05: Is it like a Troon reference? Is that why?

2:27:53
Unknown_05: No, I know what Silence of the Lambs is, I just don't know who Rickenbacker is.

Unknown_05: I think it's just an avant-garde Troon reference. That makes sense. Josh Exposed for Forces. I know you didn't want this getting out, Josh, but I know your real name. You go by Matt Jarboe. It's the name your daddy gave you. Fortunately, I have no relation to Matt Jarboe. I'm very proud to admit that. Luki for Three says, I missed the first 20 minutes of your stream live, so I'm going to tab back to Red Letter Media and watch this later. Keep up the good moves, Josh. P.S. Remember to feed Nana.

Unknown_05: I don't know who the fuck Nana is. I'm sorry, but thank you. Crispylegs443 says, Dude, when I hear shit like that, like chomping on gum and shit, I get like violent. I just like, I wish you would fucking drop dead. I don't want to be around you.

2:28:28
Unknown_05: Nanas41111 says, you got hacked and you paid the dude a ransom for it. You can put that any way you want. Cry, poop your pants, and cum, but you paid a hacker a ransom. Big fan of you, Josh, but you're coping. You can read the chat logs. He's surprised that I gave him money. I gave him money because I wanted to thank him for finding the exploit and not exploiting it as much as he could have. If you want to disagree with that, that's on you. That is your head canon, but it is not a reflection of reality. Pissdick45 says, you gave a kid a bug bounty payment. Why are people upset? Big tech companies do that all the time. It's nothing new. Also hookah is not healthy. You're still doing nicotine fatty. Remember when she was going to get her cat back from Canada to smoke around it? Yeah, she was going to fly a Maine Coon into the desert, into a windowless room so that she could smoke it to death. And people are upset about the fucking hamster getting hot box all day too. But, uh, hamsters live for like two years. I think it's just going to die before it gets hamster lung cancer.

2:29:01
Unknown_05: Uh, but yeah, I agree.

Unknown_05: AnonymousCoward42 says, imagine cheering for the spiritual successor of the KGB. Ho-ho simps really are subhuman.

2:29:37
Unknown_05: As if the FSB doesn't disappear people in Russia. I mean, it's like, what corrupt shithole Eastern European dictatorship do you sponsor? Watch as white people kill themselves for oligarch billionaires to fight over petty bullshit that has no consequence for anybody.

Unknown_05: Uh... Peturbo, Lord of Iron for 20 says, Hey Dorn, you yellow piss baby, remember when you led your sons to the most obvious trap in the galaxy? Fuck you! Okay, no more cringe, 40k RP, please play some filk. I listen to filk, it's okay. It's like... It's like filk music written...

2:30:09
Unknown_05: for like space stuff. It's interesting. It reminds me a lot of space station 13, but of course anything space related reminds me of space station 13. It is pretty nice.

Unknown_05: Um, golden banana nader for 11 Oh seven says absolutely nothing. Thank you very much. Call you Dante for five says every slab down in Kiev loved Ukraine a lot, but the coach who lived in the East and Harkeev did not except excerpt from the coach who stole Don does. Okay.

2:30:49
Unknown_05: If they had poetry like that, they'd be winning the propaganda war harder.

Unknown_05: Thank you. Psdick42 says, I'd like to thank Idubbbz Cryde at Creator Clash because he realized all his old fans hate him. MaxMofo, Chad, anything for views, don't want to talk to him, and I'm pretty sure Filthy Frank makes fun of him with his rap buddies.

Unknown_05: I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, it's pathetic He looks he looks and sounds pathetic and all he has is some busted some busted hoe to show for it for sacrificing his principles Roxanne because it's harder It's hard to break up with your long-term girlfriend because she's a dumb whore that sorts and only fans and having to move on from that He just doubled down on the cope and said nope. I'm just gonna ride this shit out until the day I die. I

2:31:34
Unknown_05: Roxanne Wolferton says, Bark, bark. Thank you. Bark, bark. I agree. Freestyle Granny for two says, Hello Josh, my Down syndrome grandson. Love your radio show. I think I would warm the cockles of his little downy heart if you played this remix live on your show. Grandma loves her Frankie Poo so much. My nigga, I told you, I apologize.

Unknown_05: But I cannot play clips for $2. I will never get through these.

Unknown_05: It's at GRDSHK on YouTube if you're interested. GRDSHK.

2:32:07
Unknown_05: Nagy Tardos for two says, Hey Jamsh, I'm either losing my mind or, or you have once read an Eggman sneeze fetish fanfic on stream. If that wasn't a figment of my imagination, then you are rereading it now with your tree allergy sound would, tree allergy would sound really authentic. Just saying, I have no idea what you're talking about and I am definitely not reading an Eggman sneeze fetish fanfic right now. I apologize.

2:32:39
Unknown_05: Ramos pretend says ironic that idubbbz has basically become the MDE. Hey, buddy. That's my wife sketch No, cuz at the end of that Sam Hyde forgives Nick for For the accident that Nick did not play any role in whereas idubbbz has not forgiven Sam are Sam Hyde in this instance rules reversed for accidentally hurting his wife.

Unknown_05: I Know that reference though Kadoo for Forest says, I joke with my friends that Southern California hosts an eldritch god, that there's something there that warps the brain of people who stay there for too long. The schizo-homeless just happened to glean the truth once the terrible night and we were changed forever.

2:33:13
Unknown_05: I mean, I do say that LA is like its own living entity. That's like pure evil. So I think our minds are aligning on this.

Unknown_05: Lower Eye Internet for 221 says, I had no idea iDubbbz has started a new series called Content Cope.

Unknown_05: The content cock is, I think, the more popular name. By the way, in his comments for that video, he's getting completely and totally demolished by everyone. It's all like Sam Hyde references and apparently his ratio. I don't have that thumbs down thing installed, but apparently his ratio is like less than half of the people who saw it like the video.

2:34:00
Unknown_05: Polly Frog for 10 says, Coach Red Pill has been arrested in Ukraine. He's likely going to be executed. Here's the Twitter threat about it. I've already played the video, but yeah, um, I don't know if the punishment for, for is the death penalty.

Unknown_05: Maybe it is. That would be really interesting. I think he would be the first locale executed by a government.

Unknown_05: Um,

Unknown_05: Very iconic way of going out, very Sigma-pilled. Be executed by the Ukrainians so that everyone remembers who you are. Hashtag CoachRedPill. Hacksleet44 says, I left a comment on Cuckdub's video and it got deleted in 15 minutes. Also, what compressor are you using? The stock OBS one.

2:34:36
Unknown_05: Uh, the comment that got deleted was, not once in the video you deny the claims of your wife being a whore, lol. That probably got automatically filtered by YouTube because you used the word whore. And YouTube is very sex worker friendly.

Unknown_05: Anonymous for 25 says, please just comment on how fucking retarded is that all these fucking zoomers and faggot cucks call whores sex workers now. Holy shit. It's the most annoying retard shit. It's like just happened out of nowhere too. Yeah. It was like a couple of things that got pushed in the last couple of years, like since the Trump presidency where everything now has like a double meaning that's more friendly sounding.

2:35:08
Unknown_05: We used to literally just call them whores. And then I guess whore, they tried to reclaim whore and slut as like, um, like the word queer and it just didn't work. So now they have to invent another term called sex workers.

Unknown_05: Most prostitutes are like sex trafficking victims. They're not doing it willingly.

Unknown_05: The people who do it willingly, like Aniza, who classify themselves as sex workers and then classify sex trafficking victims who are being smuggled from the Honduras to the United States to be slaves in the sex trafficking game. Anisa trying to take that kind of suffering and apply it to herself because she whips her titties out in the privacy of her own room and charges them for it as safely as possible is really disgusting. There is no logical, mentally sane way of cosigning quote-unquote sex work.

2:35:55
Unknown_05: Because it's damaging to men who consume it. It's damaging to the women who are in the sex trafficking trade.

Unknown_05: If you think about it, women who are in the sex work through OnlyFans, they don't develop any real skills so that once they hit 24 and their audience of people who want to jerk off to them, you know diminish or start diminishing then they don't have like a real job and if you do manage like if you have like a niche like um, I

2:36:40
Unknown_05: Like a bimbo niche, like what's her face? The Hobgoblin woman, Trisha Paytas. The number of people who can maintain their careers into their adulthoods, like Trisha Paytas, are very small. Very few OnlyFans creators stay in that top 1% for very long.

Unknown_05: So then, once they're in the job market, they don't have any skills, they have a work history gap, their pictures are out there that they cannot take down off the internet, and if they do try to take down off the internet, then they're contributing to this plague of internet censorship and the guise of

2:37:31
Unknown_05: Revenge pornography when it's a commercial product. It's just it's just awful It's awful for everyone and the only people who can support it are like mentally ill people like Anisa and I in Who are who are stuck in it for whatever reason?

Unknown_05: But yeah, it's bad for everybody

Unknown_05: Uh, Heron Burger for two says Budweiser Bud Light, Bud Light Platinum, Bud Light Apple, Bud Light Peels, Bud Light Seltzer, Bud Light Lime, Bud Ice, Bud Extra, Budweiser Zero, Budweiser 66 UK, Budweiser Selects, Bud Dry, Stay Drinking Miller Lite, Tastes Great, Less Filling.

2:38:06
Unknown_05: Um... I don't know what the fuck that means, my dude. I'm glad you're enjoying your Miller Lite, though.

Unknown_05: Maddie Enjoyer for $2.50 says, not that I think you need it to be honest, but have you considered going to a vocal coach? I went to one for $50. He gave me exercises and roasted me for speaking like Anne Frank in hiding and other insults, which made me more self-conscious.

Unknown_05: So you paid the student $50 to roast you and now you're self-conscious about it? I know my voice is fucked. I don't think there's anything that I could possibly do. to exercise my vocal cords and become a better speaker.

2:38:43
Unknown_05: I try to enunciate clearly. I do some warmups with warm water and stuff to try and soften my vocal cords, but I really don't think there's anything I can do to make myself sound different.

Unknown_05: Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad Enjoyer for 5 says, It's amazing these 2016 era once cool edgelord youtubers become the biggest faggots. People like idubbbz and h3h3. I just can't comprehend how people do such a 180 even with money involved. Lethe was wrong by these hypocrites.

Unknown_05: It's money.

Unknown_05: They're just whores. H3 would sell literally anything to keep his income flowing.

2:39:21
Unknown_05: Spongebob Squarepants for three says Christ is King and then he sends me a picture of a Bible quote saying a new command I give you love one another as I have loved you so you must love one another. Spongebob bursting into tears upon hearing the righteous words of Christ our Savior. It's a very esoteric Spongebob meme. I will leave that up for your consideration chat.

Unknown_05: Danny Ock for two says, pressing X to doubt in Keffel saying he's capable of quitting opiates. Keffels and Ralph truly have a lot in common, even down to lying through their teeth so they can break their vices and they have the willpower to do it. It's true. Great match made in heaven. He just needs to hook up with Queen Kefal's. That's the power couple right there.

2:40:04
Unknown_05: The anti-KF power couple.

Unknown_05: Jack's accidental addiction for five says, oopsie daisies did a fuck you, wuck you with a little accidental meffy weffy.

Unknown_05: That's a good summary of the Keffel situation. Oops, I did meth. Please don't be angry at me for wasting all your money.

Unknown_05: Research purposes mostly for Twos as the only difference between Keffels and Ralph is procreation.

2:40:36
Unknown_05: Ralph's a little bit more feminine too.

Unknown_05: Jim Jeanay for two says, Keffel says most people look up to him. Personally, I look down on him. Not because of anything he's done, but because he's a manlet. The only person shorter than me I can look up to is five foot nine baked Alaska who mogs Chagaton height by one patriotic inch.

Unknown_05: I didn't realize that baked Alaska was the king of the manlets. How inspiring.

Unknown_05: Yeah, I agree. They're a perfect representation, which is why people get mad at him. Same with, uh, Dylan Mulvaney. He's just so out. He's like, his personality is just so gross that everyone hates him by default though.

2:41:07
Unknown_05: Kulia Dante for five says Ralph already has a one day sober chip. Keffels totally BTF owed by the Ralph a mil, but Keffels is going to get a certificate saying that he does less drugs better than everybody else. So get rekt.

2:41:41
Unknown_05: That's better than some stupid chip.

Unknown_05: Well there's an informed opinion by Snigger saying that Ralph and Keffels are definitely not rehabilitated because they don't act like they're rehabilitated.

Unknown_05: Anonymous for two says, even if he was mentally coherent on the debate and not ring and his competition, he still have to make the same retarded arguments that every true and regurgitates to rationalize child grooming and mutilation to turn them into more trunes. I doubt he'd win that debate.

2:42:23
Unknown_05: Um, yeah, but I mean, he could sound less retarded is the thing. They're not asking him to make sense. Obviously they're asking him to not scream retarded and the fucking retard tantrum.

Unknown_05: Ranos for two says, credentialism really getting out of control when you need a certificate to say you're not an addict anymore. It's just something nice to give people bro. Come on now. Don't be too hard on the certificate.

Unknown_05: Waddle Dee for two says, I can't remember Josh, did you say that Keffel's talk like a pill head or was this another? True and honest hard call by the king of transphobia where he said he'd talk like that because he is a pill head. I hope you and Chad have a blessed day.

2:42:59
Unknown_05: I think I said that because like the way he talks, Hey guys, today we're going to watch the fish tank.

Unknown_05: Blah, blah, blah.

Unknown_05: Donating money to the trans HRT DIY directory was the greatest thing I've ever done Blub blub blub silly fish. Oh, that's that's like is a stream for four hours straight It was like there's no way this is done on something. Come on now

2:43:37
Unknown_05: Eat dirt drink bleach for two says so Queen Cathol's got rid of her mayonnaise bag faux brass No, though the the current swinging man tits that he has are like homegrown HRT fat tits Pushed up by a bra. I don't know if they're new implants, but he got the old ones taken out years ago Way before he became internet famous

Unknown_05: Mr. Man for 2213 says there are so many of those valenciaga type videos high fashion and contour Our culture. I think he's trying to say culture high fashion and culture is the rich man's you laugh You lose with chiseled faces and over styled clown suits. I hope someone does an ip2 fish tank or general locale one Um

2:44:11
Unknown_05: I mean, that's just rich people wasting money. I guess it could be you laugh. Look, whenever I, at this point, the way I rationalize, uh, like I try to, uh, Occam's razor this, I don't expect some sort of weird, like people, there are people who think it is cool because their masters think it's cool. But the reason why their masters think it's cool is because high art is effectively just like a, a money laundering scheme and tax evasion fraud. You know what I mean?

2:44:53
Unknown_05: people like buy shit for like $50 million as like an investment into the high arts that they can write off as a tax deduction. And then they sell it later for $50 million because they're, um, just, uh, laundering money. And I think that is,

Unknown_05: I think that is what they're doing. And then the people who take it seriously are just like recharge. It says like, wow, this guy spent $50 million on this bullshit. That means it's really important. Maybe if I take it seriously, I'll get $50 million and that's all just like a gay like tag along for people not in on the joke.

2:45:35
Unknown_05: Granny Gunt Girdle for 4 says, I can't fully watch your stream today. I'm attending a fellow TTD enthusiast graduation. Love Kiwi Farms and Maddie. Thank you. Congratulations on the graduation, my friend.

Unknown_05: Thank you.

Unknown_05: Anonymous for 5 says, the only good goblins are those that never leave their stinking holes. Also, don't marry OnlyFans horrors. I agree on both points. Fuck goblins and fuck OnlyFans horrors.

Unknown_05: Winston Fujimori for five says Keffels is back on his YouTube stream. Do you want to raid him? No, I wouldn't. I don't know if I can co-sign this. Come on now. You've already heard me. He doesn't have YouTube adsense enabled, so he, people can't donate and give their money to him. And Susan, if you do chat, being sure not to reference any admiration for Joshua Moon or Kiwi farms, you can do whatever you want, bro. I can't stop him. Eat, dirt, drink, pleads for two says who should suffer, suffer more. Queen falls or the horse.

2:46:10
Unknown_05: Um, both of them involved children in their bullshit drama, which is why I hate, hate, uh, may she literally gave birth despite faith Vickers. And she has involved a child in their bullshit, which would just be funny without the child involved, which is why I hate her. And I say that she gets what she deserves. Keffil's also does this through the HRT shit. So they both can eat shit.

2:46:41
Unknown_05: Question Mark for 221 says, nice speech about Keffels, have a shekel. Thank you very much, appreciate it. Nihlus42 says, Keffels, if you're hearing this right now, I'm going to give you the nicest advice an anim can give. Walk away. Just walk away. Touch grass and turn away from the computer. Just walk away and there will be an end to the online horror you created for yourself. I knew that you were going to go in that direction, so I tried to do the voice.

2:47:20
Unknown_05: Thank you. Anonymous for 221 says, is it weird that I want Ralph to go back on his feet even if he's still retarded? I at least stopped the Xannies and alcohol. I'd be sad to see the man die from OD or killing himself as disgusting as he is.

Unknown_05: Um, I mean, I think it's nice if you want people to get better. I mean, if Ralph got better and stopped being a huge piece of shit, I suppose I would be happy with that too. Cause he's got two kids to take care of who are white by the way. Um, one's half Italian, but we'll forgive him for that.

Unknown_05: It's just like, even in his sobriety stream, he didn't say that he was going to be like not a huge piece of shit. He just said he was going to be a sober piece of shit. So I don't know. Even if he'd stops being like a drunkard, which is not going to happen, probably. Um, I don't think that he'll self improve in any way, shape or form for the benefit of his own children even. So I don't really have any emotional investment in this.

2:47:56
Unknown_05: ForgetfulKiwi for 221 says, I miss God's strongest soldier. Parentheses John. Sure, John was God's strongest soldier, which is why everyone liked him the mostest. But unfortunately, when Sammy Guns, also known as Dathan Goldtweiler, said to him, Don, I need you to act like a schizophrenic. He said, no, I ain't gonna do that. That's offensive to me as someone who's already mentally ill.

2:48:35
Unknown_05: And so he had to go.

Unknown_05: It don't be like that sometimes, but sometimes it do be like that.

Unknown_05: Queen Cathal's permanent vertical smile for 10 sends an iFunny link.

Unknown_05: Uh, and it's a bunch of people laughing at Keffels being bent over the table, including, um, I don't know who the dead guy is.

2:49:12
Unknown_05: I feel like a retard. Oh, that's his father. Anonymous for 10 says nice show. Thank you. You too. I appreciate it.

Unknown_05: Sneedpony410 says, Hello Josh, even though I'm only sending $10, here's a hilarious 2 hour video I want you to watch and comment about. Youtube.sneednfeed. Now Sneednfeed would be a proper TLD for the Kiwi Farms. Kiwifarms.sneednfeed. That rolls right off the tongue. Everyone can memorize. Memorize that. Articulate that. Thank you. Hoss Delgado says, I don't think anyone will care too much if you need to run to take a piss before you start superchats. I don't want to give people an excuse to click off right before the superchats because they already click off from the superchats. A lot of people.

2:49:44
Unknown_05: So it's better to punish my kidneys and make them scream in agony as they do right now.

Unknown_05: Pursuit Ambulance for 1107 says, where the fuck did you go? I have fixed my audio, sir. You no longer hear any ambulances. Now you are, now you don't get an opportunity. Unfortunately, I'm deprived of your money as a result of my improved audio. Thank you though. Anonymous for 2213 says, Hey dude, enjoying the content. Next pizza is on me. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I do. I am very hungry. I had not eaten today, so I'm thinking about it.

2:50:20
Unknown_05: TwinkleTart for $100 says, aloha, watching this on my phone on the beach. It's early as fuck here, but glad I could catch some of the stream and still donate to help the continued teabagging of the troons and retards writing about you. You will always be a category one service to me. Art emoji. That's very sweet. That's very cute. I'm glad you could take time out of your busy schedule to enjoy some mad at the internet today.

Unknown_05: I appreciate it very much.

2:50:54
Unknown_05: Cheery for two says, Josh, the greatest thing about the matrix that the room can stay up, even if the home server it's on dies. We're still here, but I guess you can't view it anyways. Yes, that does. That is the case. Um, I'm waiting for a status update on some stuff. There is an issue. So after the stream ends, I'm going to be working on that, uh, for the next while, I suppose.

Unknown_05: Oh, such as life.

Unknown_05: Catboy Ranch Dressing, or Anonymous for Two says, protect Queen Letty. Oh, but Queen Letty, you mean, um...

Unknown_05: Ooh, because the matrix is down, I will not be able to show you this, but I pointed out that Letty from fish tank looks a lot like King Cobra JFS, but female and people resent that association.

2:51:41
Unknown_05: Cat boy ranch dressing for two says catching up on the stream. Now, did you pick up on Idubbbz's video that he accidentally admits he never learned or warned or told froggy why he was banned. He basically says it should have been obvious to him while he was kicked because Sam Hyde insults Anisa.

Unknown_05: I mean yeah, I didn't say that directly but it's kind of obvious because Froggy didn't seem to know why. He didn't say why, he wanted to wait until after.

Unknown_05: In iDubbbz's defense, a little bit, just a little bit, it is a complicated issue.

2:52:18
Unknown_05: You have Sam Hyde, he wants to troll the fuck out of you, and he has an in, a direct in with your event through Froggy Fresh. So it's like now you're in a catch 22. Sam Hyde has already checkmated you effectively, or he's checked you, but... No, he's checkmated you because there's a couple moves that you can make to adjust the way that the play will be made, but you don't have any option on if you're actually checkmated or not. Because either he boots Froggy Fresh out of the event, which immediately causes drama because there is obviously a reason why you would do that and people are going to be curious to hear why you kick this guy from the event, which is Sam Hyde getting attention and he's checkmated you that way. Or you can make a different move and still end up checkmated where you let Froggy Fresh into the event and risk him doing a huge shout out to Sam Hyde and he's his only fans.

2:53:04
Unknown_05: even if he doesn't do that the anxiety that he will will leave you like perpetually on edge throughout the entire event so you can't even enjoy it and you have to be ready when he does his speech to cut him off which will also cause drama so it is like a

Unknown_05: It is like a proper checkmate with multiple plays that can be made that all result in checkmate. So in iDubbbz's defense, if his point of his thing is to not get fucked over by Sam Hyde, he really is in a bad situation where he doesn't have any option. He probably should have just taken the gambit early on and just said immediately after Sam Hyde said that, like, okay, fine. I'll take you on that motherfucker. Um, don't fuck with me or my wife or my events anymore, please. And see what happens after that. Cause he ended up doing that anyways, but he ended up doing that in like the most bitchy passive aggressive way possible. It's like, why even bother at that point?

2:53:52
Unknown_05: I think the smartest thing to do would just for him to like say in public, just tweet it, like from a personal Twitter account at Sam Height. Okay, if you're going to say that, fine, I take you up on that. Fuck off, please. And that would have been the most direct, but that's like direct confrontation, problem resolving skills. Apparently Idubbbz completely lacks because he's a whipped little bitch.

2:54:29
Unknown_05: The cuck mate. Good one.

Unknown_05: Roach records or five says, Hey Josh, do we need more non-lyric instrumental jazz music lounge? Here's an OG who started at all. Thank you. And love you a heart emoji. And there's a link to a song called haircuts for men by some Japanese people. Alex pitchy a Fucci from the Alex pitchy a Fucci Ibiza cocktail lounge and some more Japanese jazz music. Thank you friend. I do have, I have a lot of instrumentals to play though, I think.

2:55:08
Unknown_05: Eat, Dirt, Drink, Bleach for two says best pie is cream pie, kek. That's kind of gross.

Unknown_05: That's kind of gross. I like apple pie. I stick into it. I'm sticking, sticking to my first answer.

Unknown_05: Fligoo Gigoo for two says who's your favorite Necron, which is also,

Unknown_05: There's also a reference to, please don't super chat me and say this, because I will not have an answer for you.

2:55:41
Unknown_05: And I do not have an answer for you. I apologize.

Unknown_05: Catacombie for 10 says, Maddie always makes work better. Thanks, Josh. You're welcome. Thank you. I appreciate it. Bash the Stampede's Plantussy for two says, hi, Josh. May I ask what your shoe size is? I want to knit some Kiwi themed socks for if you can ever accept gifts in the mail.

Unknown_05: I think nine and a half, nine and a half wide. I got, here's my embarrassment. Okay. I have like big Fred Flintstone feet. I think nine and a half wide is my shoe size. I got tiny feet.

2:56:14
Unknown_05: Oh yeah. Gifts in the mail. Please don't send me a sock or like a pipe bomb in it. I write that down. Chat. Exactly. Um,

Unknown_05: Orokin the Diviner for two says, Trazen, your cowardly obsession with the past will be your undoing. I have read your doom in the stars, and if it doesn't come to pass, I can simply make it so myself.

Unknown_05: Thank you, 40k player. I appreciate it. Regal Dorn for two says, hey, PerTurabo, what's it like feeling the Siege of Terra and Absolute Failure? Koppen Sneed. Thank you again, 40k enjoyer. I appreciate it. Anime for five for five for five says for five That's it. Thank you amateur shoelace tire for 20 says absolutely nothing, but this is a deep-cut reference to a Schizophrenic who hosts a video on how to tie your shoes and crusades against what he calls the granny bow or the granny knot.

2:56:47
Unknown_05: I understand that reference

Unknown_05: Rogol Dorn, Praetorian of Terror, for 4, says, Praetorba, remember how you hated the political power plays of Olympia, then killed your sister in a political power play? Or how you viewed those who became slaves to demons as weak and then became a demon yourself because you were becoming weak? Stay petulant. Thank you, 40k, enjoyer. I appreciate it. Megaman for 221 says, Megaman. Thank you, Megaman. I appreciate it. Hostelgado for 2 says, why do people think you need a vocal coach? You have good podcasting voice. Yeah, right. I appreciate it, though. I have a distinct voice. I'll leave it at that. Keffels for 10 says after doing six separate drugs. I have been certified at not doing drugs better than you. It's true. You have a certificate to prove it. So therefore it must be true. Trust the science in love with the operator for two says set the window focus assistant to alarms only should help with the unmuting of system sounds. I had the same issue.

2:58:08
Unknown_05: Um, windows focus.

Unknown_05: I can't find that. Okay, I'll look into it. Thank you.

Unknown_05: Nautilus for two says Keffel's getting the printer paper Micva certificate like Beck's.

Unknown_05: That's true. Beck's got like a certified Jew certificate that was just A4 paper.

Unknown_05: It was certified not good at drugs. I could send that. Keffel should pay me. I'll send him a not good at drugs or a good, good at not doing drug certificate.

2:58:42
Unknown_05: I'll even put like a little Kiwi farms wax seal on it.

Unknown_05: Deezy for 10 says, if you successfully grow the garlic you get the cat, but you should probably discard the garlic plant before getting the cat.

Unknown_05: Can cats not eat garlic?

Unknown_05: Can garlic make cats sick?

Unknown_05: Onion, garlic, chives, and leeks are in the allium family and are poisonous to both dogs and cats if the dose is right.

Unknown_05: Huh, I did not know that. Thank you for the advice, from my cat.

2:59:16
Unknown_05: Pope for two says, don't put yourself down so hard Josh, I like your voice. I know some people do, I don't though. I wish I had a more conventional radio voice.

Unknown_05: Namaster five says, Josh did you catch the new George Floyd dropping on the New York subway? I did, my take on that is the same as Scott Adams. There is no reason for you to live in a big city. Get the fuck out.

Unknown_05: All right, I'm closing down Super Chats now for 10 says absolutely nothing, thank you very much. And Spasticus Autisticus for two says, I went on a date with a cute goth girl. She took me to an anime store and bought manga. What running shoes do I need to buy to escape before it's too late?

2:59:49
Unknown_05: I would say hit it or quit it, but that always sounds really mean.

Unknown_05: You know?

Unknown_05: I don't know. Do what you gotta do, my homie. I won't judge you.

Unknown_09: But you know how it would be.

Unknown_09: um and there are odyssey super chats which i'll read now um rick and becker for 15 says today's stream is a nice birth nice birthday present i gave you money so now you must wish me happy birthday get a nice bowl of borscht on me thank you very much and happy birthday my friend i appreciate him

3:00:41
Unknown_05: Rickenbackerfortwo says also, I'm convinced iDubbbz is using that trailer park meth head haircut to hide his horrible hairline. That is also the conclusion I came to. There is no other explanation for that shit.

Unknown_05: He probably has the um, AVGN hairline.

Unknown_05: Dot dot dot for ten says, base Canadian doctors are trying to get mean numbers up their Chinese ancestry must be shining through. I always appreciate a good optimistic through line to appreciating China. I hand this W to reducing the problems of the Canadian population to the Chinese people where it rightfully belongs. Thank you.

3:01:23
Unknown_05: Eugene Greenbeard, for 14, says the Keffil segment calls for a throwback to a more wholesome time. How foreign it seems now. If only we could tell kids like him these simple messages instead of indulging their delusions. God willing, we will return to sanity one day. And there is a video.

Unknown_03: Some are fancy on the inside. Yes sir, everybody's fancy. Everybody's fine. Your body's fancy, and so is mine. Boys are boys from the beginning. If you were born a boy, you stay a boy. Girls are girls right from the start. When you're born a girl, baby. You grow up to be a bigger girl and then a woman. Everybody's fancy. Everybody's fine. Your body's fancy and so is mine. Only girls can grow up to be the mummies.

3:01:54
Unknown_03: Only boys can grow up to be the daddies. Everybody's fancy. Everybody's fine. Your body's fancy and so is mine. I think you're a special person.

3:02:31
Unknown_03: And I like your ins and outsides. Everybody's fancy. Everybody's fine. Your body's fancy. And so is mine. True.

Unknown_05: True. True. I was gonna say true or like, yeah, that sounds about right. But he cut me, beat me to it. Mr. Rogers leaped ahead, apparently 30 years into the future and beat me to the punch. So I guess, you know, it was sad when he died, but I suppose it's a good thing he did not live to see the horrors of the modern era.

3:03:05
Unknown_05: How wholesome.

Unknown_05: Eugene Greenbeard for another $2 says, pro tip to all my misophonia bros, calmer earpieces really help me. I can finally enjoy meals with Nana now. Your mileage may vary of course.

3:03:37
Unknown_05: Um, yeah, you can just like, yeah, obviously just listen to music. If you have an issue with the noise around you.

Unknown_05: Pro tip life hack. If something, if something that's a sound is bothering you, don't listen to it. Life hack. A reason for 15 says, Hey, Josh, enjoy a nice slav pizza on me. Don't let the trunes drive you nuts and keep fighting the good fight and have a great weekend. I will of course continue to fight a good fight for as long as I can. Don't you worry about it.

3:04:10
Unknown_05: and one more on the donation alerts and then i'm done roach records for five says here's another album you might like more king also great show as always and there's a another i think this is the same guy that sent the jazz album from the japanese

Unknown_05: Haircuts for men. Russian is brutally hard to learn. It is an extremely difficult language. And when you hit those, you're trying to transliterate the Russian alphabet into the Roman alphabet as you read. and then you're also trying to like pronounce the words and there's these huge complex fucking Russian words that they pronounce in like a quarter of a second that you're just they just like effortlessly pounce through and then you try to like read it and you're just like you're like you have gravel in your throat and you're trying to get through it it's it's really hard um so

3:05:21
Unknown_05: Rush B.

Unknown_05: Why am I trying to speak Dutch?

Unknown_05: All right, um, that's it. Thank you for listening. I always appreciate your support. I would link you to Maddie.live today, but there is no Maddie.live today. Hopefully there'll be Maddie.live next stream. We'll see. If not, maddietheinternet.gumroad.com. I will be publishing some Reddit readings next week. I hope, if I have the time available to me, all things considered. There's a lot going on right now, so I appreciate people's patience with the Gumroad stuff. And I appreciate the support on the streams and I appreciate you guys just watching if you just watch because it inflates my ego to see big numbers when I stream on YouTube. Um, this stream will be going down soon because of the aforementioned threats against my freedoms, my freedoms of speech.

3:05:54
Unknown_05: Uh, but before then I have a nice little outro song picked out, um, special mentions to everybody just trying to get better. I'll see you guys next week. Bye bye.

Unknown_11: Hey I hear the voice of the preacher from the back room Calling my name and I follow just to find you I trace the faith to a broken down television And put on the weather And I've trained myself to give up on the past Cause I've frozen time between hearses and caskets Lost control when I panicked at the acid test I wanna get better

3:07:36
Unknown_11: Didn't know what loss was, now I'm a stranger

3:08:51
Unknown_11: Woke up this morning, early before my family From this dream where she was trying to show me How a life can move from the darkness She said to get better So I put a bullet where I should've put a helmet And I crashed my car cause I wanna get carried away And flashed standing on the other path Screaming at myself, hey I wanna get better You know I wanna get better