you Bye! 0:01:34 Unknown_14: hello guys the allergy situation has not necessarily developed in my favor I am I am very smoothly I apologize I know a lot of people are upset are they're upset at this the sniffles new full situation going on with my last episode I can promise you no updates. I'm going full DSP snort mode until the trees decide to stop dumping gallons of cum in my face every time I open the window or look outside. Unknown_14: So with my weakened state, I considered maybe just not doing the stream because there's other stuff I'll talk about that I want to do, but unfortunately, There's been so many happenings, so much going on that it would be remiss of me not to shamble myself in whatever state I happen to be in towards the microphone to commiserate and enjoy such things with all of you. So, um, as much as it is, I am, I apologize. I know people who are aligned like I am with misophonia, hate, snuffle sounds. I'll try not to snuffle into the mic, um, but be patient with me. I am pretty, pretty snuffly at the moment. 0:02:32 Unknown_14: So I mentioned about I think two weeks ago that I'll be getting close to 100% I'm working on a lot of stuff right now and I have moved the forum over to old hardware a new setup and It's working pretty well. I'm still ironing out the issues, but it's very fast and it's getting closer and closer to stability I might have to upgrade it soon. There's just not enough disk space for stuff, but I'm working on that and I have to finish the DNS changes, I have to get the locale email back onto a new server, and then I can get that back up and working, hopefully. But I've been working pretty tirelessly in the last week, and unfortunately it's not back up to where it is yet, but I'm very, very close. I'm very happy with the progress being made. 0:03:07 Unknown_14: However, I am concerned, such as it is, that there may be forces out of my control that will fuck us over in the near future. 0:03:51 Unknown_14: Such as, I've discussed this in the past, but it's being applied again in the present. Unknown_14: uh... so this happens on stream years ago i think but uh... now it's affecting dot net as well so that the top of the the central organization that controls i p addresses and domain names is called i can the internet consortium of assigned names and numbers i can as an american non-profit organization that in two thousand uh... twelve i want to say obama basically stole from the american public and donated to the United Nations. And in 2016, the Department of Commerce formally cut all oversight with ICANN. The same year, ICANN passed new regulations for .com domains. All .com domains in the entire world. They passed a change that allowed basically any recognized government authority to seize a .com domain name with any kind of court order. 0:04:29 Unknown_14: It's very loose and effectively means that like the city of Chicago could basically steal google.com anytime that they want to I don't think Countries are privy to this and it's not entirely clear what kind of requests I can is actually looking for because there's no oversight or regulation in regards to this So they might ignore like Zimbabwe requesting Google.com or North Korea requesting Google.com. But for instance, if New Zealand were to request Kiwifarms.net, then there's no indication that they wouldn't actually surrender that over to them. 0:05:15 Unknown_14: And they are now porting over the rules for .com to .net, so my concern is that in the near future we will start seeing .net seizures at the request of government organizations. I am preparing for these changes to go through, and I am looking at what other alternative top-level domains exist so that we have a backup. But this is really a damper. The language is effectively literally any recognized governmental oversight committee. Not even a proper head of state, but any kind of representative of any government or governmental organization can request the seizure of a .com or .net domain name. 0:05:54 Unknown_14: Get a dot us domain dot us is owned by registry services LLC Which is the company that GoDaddy owns GoDaddy is one of the worst registrars so the entire TLD for dot us It's not owned by like a government organization. It's not owned by the Department of Commerce. It's owned by GoDaddy, which is shit dot are you The last time we briefly used are you It literally got, like, former secretaries to the FBI to say that we need to be investigated for Russian collaboration. So... Well, I'm not necessarily adverse to the idea. I think now would be the worst possible time to switch to .ru. So, um... I'm gonna have- I have an idea. I don't want to say too much, but I have an idea what to do, and I'm looking into it. Um, but I am concerned about this. I am paying attention to these things as they happen. Uh... 0:07:01 Unknown_14: I feel like this is kind of everyone's already heard about it, but I want to kind of get it on record Fox News and they put this on the front page of Fox News But they put it at literally like the bottom like you had to go us even though. It's like the biggest news possible That they're they're the one of the I think the most popular talk show primetime Hosts on cable television has parted ways with Fox News Tucker Carlson's departure was effectively hidden from Fox News's front page Unless you'd like really specifically look for it 0:07:39 Unknown_14: They did not cite any reason why It was a kind of assumed that it had something to do with the Dominion voting lawsuit because I think Tucker Carlson explicitly said in the in the in private message, I don't know the story of this but from what I saw he had said that the Blaming the the voting machines was like fraudulent or they knew it was fraudulent I don't know what the deal is with that, but Dominion won their lawsuit, and then immediately after, Tucker Carlson was let go. Which is interesting, considering that he is basically the only reason why anyone even watches Fox News. So it's definitely not a business decision. And he did not know he was being fired, because Quinky Dinkly, on the last Friday before he was let go, he was literally having a nice pizza day with this nice gentleman talking about all the things he wanted to talk about the next week. So, he was having a nice pizza day, he was planning his week ahead, and then suddenly he was not invited to come back. So, there was a speculation that... 0:08:41 Unknown_14: Dominion was owned, I saw this on a tweet and I repeated it without fully looking into it, but BlackRock and Dominion are not both owned by, see they even put out a fancy AP fact-checking article. Fact check, BlackRock doesn't own stake in Dominion voting systems, so therefore it wasn't BlackRock trying to get Tucker Carlson kicked out because BlackRock doesn't own Dominion, They do own Dominion Energy, or Dominion Resources in Virginia, which is like an energy company, but they don't own Dominion Voting Systems. They do, however, own 15% of Fox News. 0:09:20 Unknown_14: This is an infograph about the BlackRock Inc. 's ownership of FoxA, which is the ticker for the class A company for Fox Corporation. They own fifteen point one per percent shares forty four of the total company or forty five million shares and I do think that they have the The pressure there to compel whoever they want to be removed even Tucker Carlson Despite his popularity on the network One person suggestion from what I understand is 0:10:01 Unknown_14: he founded the heritage foundation i've never heard of this but he did a speech on it three days ago uh after he before he was fired and it's sort of like a it's it's a it's unexpectedly observant of him because he goes Unknown_14: The thesis of this and I'll sum it up. It's a six minute long clip. You can go find it at your if you would like The Columbia Bugle has posted this video on Twitter if you want to go find it there It's in the transfer transphobic curfew memes thread if you want to find it there. It's six minutes long, but basically what he says is that we have a Unknown_14: I think a lot of people, especially people his age, kind of view politics still in this old mindset of, we have multiple groups of people who have opposing or diverging strategies and ideas and political theory as to what would improve society and bring us to a happier, more prosperous America. And there's not really, like, antagonism within politics outside of people trying to come together and figure out what the best way to do something is, and that's very divisive. That's like an old take on politics. 0:11:07 Unknown_14: And the transgender shit really shows that the political spectrum of the United States is not, how do we achieve our goals in the best way? It's sort of like, we're debating if we should mutilate children Unknown_14: It's child sacrifice. It's not really political debate anymore. Unknown_14: Nobody is trying to figure out what the best way to do something is. We're just insane. The political class is completely insane and divorced from reality. And that was his take. It wasn't even really like left versus right, or just like a takedown of transgenderism. It was sort of a step back and saying, like, politics as a whole is completely mentally ill. And our political system does not reflect anything besides its own insanity at this point in time. And that's why some people believe that perhaps this is what got him kicked from 0:11:47 Unknown_14: Fox because you're he's effectively arguing that there is no political solution anymore and that there is not a single person in government Who actually is trying to figure out how to make things better for anyone besides maybe themselves? 0:12:32 Unknown_14: And that includes the Republicans he denounces the Republican Party as a whole I Unknown_14: Which is interesting. Unknown_14: Um, so it remains, it's sort of argued still if Bud, but Anheuser-Busch Budweiser, um, was deliberately trying to provoke attention if it's all like a game, but they've fired that woman that was trying to reach out to influencers from her, um, her advertising gig in the company. Unknown_14: This woman. They got rid of her. Alyssa Heinerscheid. 0:13:09 Unknown_14: It's always the fucking Germans. The Germans. Why are the Germans always up to no good, Chet? Unknown_14: But Alyssa got kicked out of Budweiser, so the Dillmo Baining curse continues to strike. Unknown_14: I have to be careful with what I say. I'm aware that there is a man-child watching my streams right now trying to find something for me to flag. I am- I think it's okay that I hate Germans though. You know, they all talk all fucking weird and they eat a bunch of schnitzel. Fuck them. I don't think that there's anything in YouTube terms of service against that. 0:13:44 Unknown_14: But he also skipped on over to Maybelline. I think I even talked about this. I think I pointed out that Maybelline sponsored him at some point. And he did another video about Maybelline on Instagram after two weeks of not talking to anything or anyone on social media. Like after the Bud Light stuff started, he just kind of disappeared for two whole weeks, which is kind of amazing because his whole thing was that he was doing daily vlogs. about being a girl every day. And then he went silent for two weeks. And I kind of, I felt that was... Unknown_14: Like a sign that maybe things weren't as planned. Cause if I, okay look, I don't want to, I don't mean to put myself in their shoes, right? His shoes. 0:14:20 Unknown_14: But, if I was him, and Budweiser caught fire after I got a sponsorship with them, I would continue to drink Budweiser until the, even after they sent me like a cease and desist. I would be like, I can drink Budweiser if I want to on fucking camera. You can't stop me from, from doing this. Go ahead and sue me. I don't give a shit. I would, I would, I, I mean, I, Unknown_14: You can't make me not endorse your product I don't think there's any legal requirement that prohibits me from saying that you can I can say that you don't endorse me But I found it. I found it interesting that he just didn't he he he actually stopped talking so I don't know, but then he comes back and he has like a Maybelline makeup sponsorship and then I 0:14:59 Unknown_14: That causes women to be like, wait a second. Why is it that when he gets sponsored by men, everyone is like, let's boycott Bud Light and it drops their sales by like 50%. But then when he does it with a women's product, we don't do anything. Let's boycott Maybelline too. And then he immediately deleted the Maybelline Instagram message and has since put out another video. I downloaded, or I tried to download it, but it's like, he's so creepy. I hate his like forced smile. There's something inherently disgusting and punchable about his face when he starts talking. 0:15:39 Unknown_14: Um... Yeah, good luck with that. Unknown_14: I remember watching his shit like when it was like 30 days in and showing you guys like how gross it was on TikTok like a year ago. Unknown_14: And, and then like in the time since that he went to go see the president and got endorsed by all these major companies and went to like Broadway and, and, uh, to the, the movie awards and shit. It's just like, Oh, how disgusting. But, um, 0:16:15 Unknown_13: the other one is this is also true i mentioned how even montana had like a trans track transgender personal gender and their congress and that is not sad that even like when the most conservative world beautiful states in the entire country is like infected with this shit as well it turns out i think he's from the capital of montana and it's a democrat stronghold in the in the state 0:16:47 Unknown_14: But, as it turns out, his name is Zooey Zephyr, and this person from MontanaTalks.com did a write-up about Zooey Zephyr, and used the Kiwi Farms as a reference and said, Much of this information about Zephyr was pieced together from posts from Kiwi Farms, a trollish but at times sophisticated online message board that is strongly opposed to gender ideology and delights in both juvenile insults and what we once would have recognized as investigative journalism. Unknown_14: It's pronounced Zooey. That is not Zoey. That is Zooey. There's two O's in that fucking name. So don't correct me, I'm saying I'm mispronouncing Zooey. That is Zooey. It is spelled that way. Don't even fucking try. Unknown_14: So Zooey is in a relationship. They're in a person of gender with a person of gender relationship with someone named Erin Reid. And Aaron Reed has like an extremely long local thread on the Kiwi farms. And I had heard of this person before, and I don't know when they became, got into a relationship with Zooey Zephyr. Oh, the O is silent. Is it just Z? Is it just Z Zephyr? Hey, Z Chads, Z Zisters, Trans Zisters, where we at? We got, we got Z Zephyr over here. Can I get some Z's in chat? 0:17:49 Unknown_14: uh... anyways and i thought that was funny that like the montana congress gender that was in uh... that was a that was in montana was somehow in a relationship with but uh... this article mentioned that erin reid was like court ordered not to wear their spouses or their wives ex-wives they got divorced their ex-wife uh wanted them to stop wearing her clothing and uh it was misreported by the kiwi farms they're gonna read this is why you should never use kiwi farms as a source they get everything wrong so correction he's not court ordered not to wear his wife's clothing It was a part of their divorce settlement that he signed and agreed to. He simply has a marital contract with his ex-wife in the divorce court to not wear his wife's clothes. It's not court ordered. It's simply a legal agreement. Come on, guys. Don't trust Kiwi Farms. They don't know anything. 0:18:29 Unknown_14: Redonkulous chat. Purely, simply redonkulous. Unknown_14: That's all the news stuff. 0:19:23 Unknown_14: I might have to snoof here. Give me a second. Unknown_14: I'm suppressing it chat. Unknown_14: Cause it's like, it's, it's like in the back of my throat. It's like, do I want to try to sit here and force it out or do I want to try to suppress it? I'm gonna try to suppress it. Unknown_13: Give me a second. Unknown_13: Listen, I'm not happy to be Snuflin either. 0:19:55 Unknown_14: Okay. Unknown_14: I'm not, I'm not happy about this. I'm just, I am dealing with the cards that I am played. Unknown_13: All right. Unknown_13: Okay. Unknown_13: So Keffel's has returned to Twitter. Unknown_14: From the dank sex dungeon of North Ireland straight to Twitter to broadcast every retarded thought he has to the masses Leafy had put out the disparaging horrific transphobic comment saying transgenders are fake now Well, this is like, this is like the Shrek, the Shrek music is playing, holding out for a hero, holding out for a hero to the break of day. He's got to be strong. He's got to be Canadian. Got to be transgendered. He's got to be ready to fight for trans kids. Who could it be? Keffels rides in and says, I shall ratio you. 0:20:35 Unknown_14: And he holds out his sword, points it at Leafy, and after failing to ratio Leafy is here, he deletes his comment in shame. And not only deletes his comment trying to epically own Leafy and failing to ratio Leafy, he decides to instead flee the website entirely and is planning to join Blue Sky. 0:21:22 Unknown_14: Which is now why I will introduce you to Blue Sky. As you all know, I run with the assistance of an anime avatar named Krunklord420. Rather he runs it, I just kind of provide a server for it because I don't want to fucking deal with it. Unknown_14: It's like a federated Twitter. It's like email meets Twitter. That's the best way to describe it. Jack Dorsey has announced that he intends to make his own Twitter meets email. It's called Blue Sky or the AT protocol. 0:21:56 Unknown_14: Or the AT protocol, I guess is more correct. And it's just reinventing Mastodon, but made by Jack. And the one advantage that he purports it will have over the Activity Pub, which is what Mastodon or the Fediverse runs on. Unknown_14: Is that you will be able to transfer your accounts. Even if, um... Even if you get banned from a server, because right now on the Fediverse you can only transfer accounts between instances if you have the consent of the originating server. And there's only so much that you can transfer. Jack Dorsey wants to make it so that you can transfer accounts no matter what between instances. So I don't know, uh, exactly what the plan is, but Keffels intends to move to this instead of the Fediverse. And, uh, as it develops, I guess we'll decide if we want to move to, uh, blue sky or stay on, uh, the Fediverse. But so, but I don't know. It appears to be the exact same thing. 0:22:31 Unknown_14: I'm just going to need, uh, some other opinions before I make a decision about it though. Unknown_14: uh... but back on main twitter jk rowling billionaire feminist author responds to an amazing atheist tweet saying pregnant men girl dicks pregnant men girl dicks repeat forty times saying say you would like about gender identity ideology you can't deny it's attracted some of the world's greatest thinkers 0:23:29 Unknown_14: And then in response to this, a million people attempted to educate J.K. Rowling about the banana and the hot oil. To which she replies, people keep telling me about the banana. I had no need or wish to know about the banana. So now we can rest assured knowing that J.K. Rowling has been educated that once upon a time, the amazing atheist T.J. Kirk stuck a banana up his ass and recorded it and posted it on the internet. However, she may or may not know that the amazing atheist, aka TJ Kirk, once boiled scalding hot oil and poured it on his junk and recorded that and also published it to the internet. And this happened like one right after the other. This was like months apart. After the banana thing came out, he did the oil thing and that also came out. 0:24:11 Unknown_14: You didn't know that? I'm not joking. You can find a video of TJ Kirk dripping hot, scalding hot oil on his penis and balls and like jumping and squealing in agony as he does it. Unknown_14: I feel like that one's a lot more interesting than the banana, but the banana is a lot more memetic than the scalding hot oil. Unknown_14: Oh, you have the video on your hard drive. That's good. That's good to make backups of everything. 0:24:45 Unknown_14: You know, The Amazing Atheist was my, uh, the first YouTube channel I followed. I don't think, in case you don't know who TJ Kirk is, back in the mid 2000s, like if you're 30 and you got into the internet and YouTube like this around the time that it came out, Unknown_14: The Amazing Atheist was like one of the first really big YouTube channels because at the time Anti-religiosity was like the in vogue counterculture thing that everyone young was like into like hardcore like religiosity debates and learning all the different arguments for and against God and what the counter arguments kind of like chess and they each had different names and shit and And that was like really, really popular content on YouTube when YouTube first came out. And TJ was like one of the biggest people in that sector, um, right at the birth of YouTube. So he was, he was really in a position to be very, very famous. 0:25:31 Unknown_14: Like, um, if he had stuck with it and developed his, his brand, but he's like a mentally retarded fat man. So he just released sex tapes and fell off really hard. And he couldn't keep up with like algorithm updates and shit. He just, uh, kind of disappeared. And then I hear about like the drunken peasants podcast and shit and that kind of came and went and now he like Screams about how about pregnant men and girl dick on Twitter to the amusement of normal people like a like a clown But actually if you read the amazing atheist thread I 0:26:25 Unknown_14: I wanna say on the first page, I'm like defending him. This is 2013. So this is a long time ago. But yeah, I was like defending him. I was kinda white knighting for him. It was a long time ago. Unknown_14: Josh is breaking that look, bro. Unknown_14: I've got I'm like short of breath. I got I can't I can't Sneed I got like I got a man's knee on the back of my neck. I can't sneed oh God I'm just trying my best all right hang in there with me Self-l love it. I look man. I'm just I was standing up for what I believe in the internet, okay? Oh 0:27:00 Unknown_14: Now, despite this, I can forecast the weather a little bit. I'm forecasting some A-logging, chat. I am predicting some A-logging. Because KingCobraJFS bought a bearded lizard. And I know from other people who have owned reptiles on the forum that caring for a lizard is a lot of work. So there is like a 100% chance that King Cobra JFS is not going to care for this animal correctly. And there's like a 60% chance that's going to die by the end of the year. Um, so that's a bit fucked up. He shouldn't buy a lizard cause he can't take care of it. He's like retarded. And even though he's a golly gee will occurs, you know, good locale. 0:27:35 Unknown_14: It's it's shitty for him to like You know to adopt animals and people are gonna treat him poorly if he doesn't take care of so hopefully the powers that be can convince Josh to give up the lizard to somebody who does want it or who can take care of it or just Honestly, just bring it back to the pet shop at that point because 0:28:17 Unknown_14: If not, people are going to give him a lot of shit for it. The best thing that can happen with this arc is that he just gives it back to the pet shop and say he's like a retard. He can't take care of it because there is the other timeline. Unknown_14: Shantel, well number one actually, I should mention this before, I will talk about this actually, but Shantel has announced that Sam, the first of her two cats, not the one that French Fry Girl has in her possession, Sam, the other cat that she gave away to like a farm, quote unquote, can no longer take care of the cat, so they offered to give the cat back to her. 0:29:00 Unknown_14: and she's accepted and she intends to ship this Maine Coon on a 12-hour flight in the luggage hold to Kuwait where it routinely gets over a hundred degrees because she wants to ensure that no other a-logs are going to get possession of this cat. So that's pretty fucked up. Um, that is, I mean, I consider that animal abuse because her apartment doesn't have, her, her apartment literally does not have windows. Unknown_14: It's an apartment in a building that's completely interior. So there's no light, there's no natural light and there can't possibly be an air conditioning unit because it's inside. You at most have like those, um, like those ice cube coolers and stuff. So it's like a hot box in the shitty Kuwaiti apartment. 0:29:50 Unknown_14: Oh, she already backtracked on this? Well, good. I would be... I hope that she's deciding to give this cat to something else, because... What a hellish existence for an animal that is specifically designed for winters. To import it... It's like importing a fucking husky to Kool-Aid and keeping them inside all day, like... That cat is not meant to be in a desert. Unknown_14: But the other thing that Foodie Beauty's been up to... Unknown_14: besides this is that, I'm just trying to bring this up. She started mukbanging again. She must be desperate for money because she wanted to abandon this account entirely. 0:30:23 Unknown_14: And after that came groveling back to the account because it's the only thing that she has that has any value to it. And then has started mukbanging like entire family size plates of rice and Arabic food and then decided to eat an entire family size meal of KFC. Unknown_14: So after months and months of this, I'm going on a diet, I'm living my life, I'm in Kuwait and I'm happy and I'm doing much better and I'm losing weight and I'm with my husband and everything is so great and I'm gonna quit YouTube because it's such a negative place. I'm crawling back to YouTube and it's just eating entire buckets of chicken now because she needs the money. 0:31:03 Unknown_14: Very gratifying to see. I've really soured on Pewdiebeauty. I used to be just like, oh, she's like a, you know, a fat idiot. And it's fun to see her try to grapple with the difficulties in life too. Like really vindictive shit about animals that's just like, ah, if you want to like kill yourself eating, I'm okay with it at this point. Unknown_14: Um, yeah. And on that note, Unknown_14: I have another fat idiot. Unknown_14: Or should I segue by saying, speaking of Darkseid Josh snorting, there is the SnortRanklin himself, DarkseidPhil, warning people that he may be banned from YouTube. Just like Darkseid Josh. We have so much in common. We snort. We get banned from YouTube. The stars really are aligning. We're basically the same person. I'm Italian. He's Italian. Come on now. 0:31:49 Unknown_14: Obviously, obviously I have to white knight for DSP because I just see myself in him so much but he is warning people that he's getting struck and he's getting struck because He has a fan song that he plays in like his stream warn ups and 0:32:23 Unknown_14: he he does these stream warm-ups where he like plays fan music and stuff and one of them is an edit of Eminem's my name is and Apparently the algorithm for detecting music has changed both bad at video games. I think he's better than I am I've never beaten the Dark Souls games But Unknown_14: Yeah, so the my name is song is getting struck again So all like he's deleted hundreds of videos of archives where he plays this my name is song so he's concerned that he'll get banned from from YouTube and he's deciding what platform to go to next because I think he is refusing to go to twitch ever again and Over like some petty stupid shit, I can't even remember what 0:33:11 Unknown_14: And he doesn't want to stay on YouTube because he is getting struck. So he's deciding what third-party dead-end platform to switch to next Cozy hell yeah DSP on cozy. Let's honestly if Darkseid Phil went to cozy He would be the most wholesome streamer on cozy. He would be like the most straight-laced respectable person to stream on that platform He would take it over. He would find a whole new audience of young people and Unknown_14: That's what I'm talking about. That's a good idea. Uh, okay. So before I talk about this, as I move on, um, I should warn you that. 0:33:45 Unknown_14: as i've been busy i've been paying attention to the most active area of the site it's probably gained about ten thousand post and a week it's gotten millions of use in a week it's so fast since and moving so quickly that i've opened up a new chat for it uh... the the fish tank stuff is israel it's but it's boss and i don't know what to tell you this is straight-up fucking boston however I've been very busy so while it's been going on and I've been having to deal with the fish tank as an entity on my website 0:34:31 Unknown_14: I had not watched any of it. The one time I tuned in, it was on YouTube at the time, and I heard the ooo, eee, ooo, aah, aah, ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang, and it was just playing over and over again, and some dude was playing with a toy. So I posted ooo, eee, ooo, aah in the thread and posted a hamster, and everyone was like, oh my god, he's a Josie sump. Unknown_14: My sirs, all of those women are stinky monkeys. I do not stomp for any of them. And I regret tuning in for three seconds and posting ooey ooah in the thread because apparently I gave everyone a wrong impression of myself. 0:35:11 Unknown_14: So, I have not seen any of this. However, I have been seeing people talk about it all week. So what you're about to see Unknown_14: Keep in mind is the impressions of Fishtank and my understanding of it strictly as a non-observer, an observer of the thread. So I'm like a degree of separation from it. Do not become enraged with hate and anger towards me if I misremember any details. Unknown_14: Now, I will actually, I will give you an impression of how I think Fishtank is, how I think it's going and what it's like. You ready? Oh, 0:36:42 Unknown_14: So, um, in this, in this scenario, by the way, I, I reduced that by like six decibels. So imagine what I was listening to. Okay. I tried to reduce it for you. In this scenario, Sam Hyde challenged them for $1,500 to sit in this room and stay in this room for, and to not leave for any reason. So last person standing gets 1500, $1,500. 0:37:21 Unknown_14: This resulted in John, a man who is mentally handicapped and cannot pronounce, I think, L sounds, or R sounds. He says, this has been fact-weighted by a true American patriot. That is true, true. So he talks like that. And whenever he becomes, he's autistic, whenever he becomes overloaded he starts reading the Bible to calm down. And it appears, from what I, this is my understanding of Fishtank based on how I've read the thread. 0:38:00 Unknown_14: The house is divided in these categories. You have Sam Hyde. who runs in and acts silly and then you have a couple guys and and like uh... shape costumes like with a mask and stuff and or like the the pink guys from uh... squid games and they come in and they they fuck with shit like in a very juvenile sense they just make things like stinky with like stinky sprays and stuff then you have Jett who is like Sam Hyde's henchman he's not like his co-worker that's that's Nick Rochefort Jett is like 0:38:34 Unknown_14: he's kind of like a simpleton he's definitely like if you imagine like in a cartoon you have like the the big guy who's like the brains and then you have like the henchman who's kind of like a dummy that's jet in my head i don't know how accurate that is but he comes across kind of like a simpleton follower so jet every so often comes in and cleans up the house to keep it from falling apart entirely um Unknown_14: and then inside the actual contestants you have john who is apparently the main character that everybody loves he's the one with the most actual character you have the three women that um people thirst over constantly and they are ranked a josie b letty c sylvia Unknown_14: Josie is autistic and therefore mentally handicapped neets feel like she's the most attainable So they simp for her the most Letty is I think Letty is gross. I think there's porn of her covered in shit or something. I don't know I've not looked for this. I don't want to see it. Don't at me and then Sylvia's fat and fat women are objectively held in contempt by basically everyone so even though the fat girl is probably more attainable than Josie 0:39:33 Unknown_14: She's fat so nobody cares about her and then you have the remaining contestants Who are they have no character and no impact on anything that happens around them? And they're just kind of like side characters that nobody talks about in particular. There's one guy called morrow who apparently Is useless oh That's not true. Okay, there is a little bit more to it. There is, like, Morrow. Nobody cares about him. 0:40:08 Unknown_14: And then there is DeMille, who everyone hates. And he was kicked out for sneaking in a phone. Unknown_14: And then he came back. Unknown_14: Morrow left, but he left after Simmons was out. Okay, this is important. This is important to the story of how this is going. Unknown_14: Simmons is chinky. I actually thought that Simmons was Josie every time I saw him, because he's like a Chinaman with really long hair. And I thought, oh, that looks like Josie, because they got the chinky face and the long hair, and he's effeminate. And it took me a while to figure out they were two different people, and Simmons is a man. Um, he was, uh, Letty dressed him up as a girl and he really enjoyed it and that creeped Sam Hyde out. And then people found out that Simmons had written a guide on how to hit on underage children as a camp counselor. And when that came out, Sam Hyde got really pissed and broke in and smashed everything up and called him a pedophile freak of nature and told him to get the fuck out of his house. and he did and then morrow was very startled by this and he was upset and everyone thought that maybe he had something to hide too so he also left now again i have not i've seen literally none of the show so i i am merely telling you what i have ascertained secondhand trying to keep my sight up i i could be completely wrong about all of this i could not even maybe i don't even know their right names but this is just what i'm what i can conjure from secondhand memory 0:41:44 Unknown_14: Uh, I've been told in chat my summary is ass. Morrow just wanted an excuse to leave. There are people disagreeing with me. Unknown_14: Morrow was Simmons' roommate, so maybe that's why he wanted to leave. Unknown_14: Uh, okay. There are different... I got the names right, not much else. Unknown_14: There's a wide disagreement on if I'm actually recounting things correctly. Unknown_14: Morrow is fat and boring. Morrow regrets leaving already. Okay. Unknown_14: Um... Look, I'll... 0:42:21 Unknown_14: My chat is trolling me so hard. I don't even remember. I don't even know anything about Vance. Okay, I think Vance won. No, I don't know. Okay, I don't know anything. Forgive me. Now I would like to reflect on the three girls because this was posted right before my stream. This is a compilation of posts from the Kiwi Farms in regards to the women. Unknown_14: This is... Unknown_14: Josie She is an actually Indian and when people found out that she was Indian They became very upset over this because apparently the fact that she looks chinky as fuck is not good enough She has to actually be Asian for whatever reason Being a Native American does not actually count even though Sorry, even though she looks like a girl from a horror movie like she's about to like break her neck and start going 0:43:16 Unknown_14: Like, even though she looks like a horror movie monster, and acts like one, and is uncanny in real life, she is apparently not okay for libertarians. Okay. Unknown_14: Um, there is no point in, okay, these are quotes. There are, there's no point in living if I can't have Josie stimming on my penis and eating my cum as she plays with her fidget spinner. It's so over. And I actually, I banned this guy from the thread because for like a day and I gave him a warning cause that's so fucking gross. I was like appalled that someone would post this in public. Unknown_14: Uh, he says trad wife semi queen is safe and thriving. So I'm heading to bed. I've burnt all of my candles at her altar today. Need to grab more in the morning. 0:43:58 Unknown_14: For those wondering Josie is showering. She's stinky be gone. And then someone says it's so over Josie sells because he wanted her to be stinky. Unknown_14: Doubly punished snigger says BPD pussy is the best pussy. It just comes at a price. Unknown_14: I know this will sound excessively base, but can someone link me clips of Sylvia farting? It just dawned on me today that since this is a non-stop live broadcast, the female contestant submissions will have been broadcasted in full. 0:44:34 Unknown_14: I can fix her. My scat wife is ovulating. Unknown_14: Oh, and then here's, like, weird gore. I think this is from, um... From Letty? She drew, like, anime, like, torture of little- of, like, people's intestines being pulled out. I don't- I don't know if this was Josie or Letty. Which one is this, chat? Unknown_14: Is the- is the weird goro anime shit from the- the Chink native, or is this from Josie? Okay, Letty just- Letty just rolls around in her own shit. That's okay. 0:45:05 Unknown_14: Uh, she will be my little squaw. I've never even heard of a squaw as like a pejorative for a Native American. Tradwife Josie brought the chili fries and wonderful looking salad. And it's just like... It looks like shit. And I think that's Sylvia, who's like a fat OnlyFans whore. Unknown_14: Josie fans, Josie sells, stay winning, enjoy this original content, do not steal. That's not so bad. Unknown_14: That's a nice fan art. It's not as weird. I think that's a picture of Letty sucking on someone's toe. It could actually be Sam Hyde's toe. What do we know? 0:45:36 Unknown_14: Oh, Josie actually drew this. Okay, thank you, chat. Unknown_14: I think this is in reply to the toe-sucking picture. Good skin, cute nose, innocent heart, pure soul. Unknown_14: I said in the chat that all these girls that look like they stink have standards for God's sake and Floride Huffer said, but Josh, they stink in a good way. Danko Gerd 2, who is the guy who keeps telling me, Josh, please don't say the Lord's name with the F word. Uh, said in this thread, I would so bang the fat chick. So I don't know what this Serbian man is doing in his day to day life where he feels this is necessary to post on the internet while also protecting my, my streams from saying the Lord's name with the F word. Um, but he should reevaluate. Convulsion swell says Josie's small outbursts and mimicking violence are adorable. If she's somehow faking autism or actually a training, I'm going to permanently be traumatized by the betrayal. 0:46:09 Unknown_14: Josie is a mix of two anime girls. Kill yourself. That is so embarrassing that you would post this. Imagine, okay look, if you, okay, shame on him for even posting this, but if you can look at these two generic anime girls and know what the fuck that means, shame on you. Shame on you for even knowing what he's talking about. For real, no cap. 0:46:46 Unknown_14: That is another picture of Josie. There is some conspiracy that she's actually a man Floride Huffer, I think Floride Huffer shows up in this collage like eight times at this point Can someone send me a link to the brat pogs nudes for research purposes? I am NOT a black man in search of a white BBW. This is another picture of Sylvia 0:47:23 Unknown_14: Guma Tora says, Josie bro, stay wooden. She does nothing but sim and be cute. Little empty hemmed dummy. Johnny, John is a wee todded. Damiel, Damiel is a big gay baby. None of the matter except Josie. Vance is cool though. Unknown_14: There's a picture of Letty with Sam Hyde. I just want to say there's probably a near 100% chance that Sam Hyde has fucked all three of those girls already, so keep in mind you're thirsting over Sam Hyde's sloppy seconds. 0:47:57 Unknown_14: My girl is spinning. My girl is winning. And then there's a picture of her in the chair. I think it's animated. I wish that DDR machine was my balls. So he wants his balls stomped by Josie. Unknown_14: God damn that bitch got a fatty I was very tempted to try and commission some fart customs for her just to post here for your reactions obviously But it turns out she quadrupled her subscription price within the last 24 hours And then it's a picture of her only fans 0:48:34 Unknown_14: Jawsballs says, can someone repost the Letty nude in this picture? I haven't seen her tits yet, just her hairy asshole. Imagine seeing someone's hairy asshole and be like, yeah, I got to see it from the front too. Unknown_14: Maybe, maybe it'll even out the score. Unknown_14: All it took was one white woman to ruin society. Unknown_14: Okay, so there's a thing that they're doing where they have to take care of like a fake baby. I'm not sure how exactly the scoring works. It's never been explained in any of the posts. But the fake babies cry and I guess Sam Hyde has some way of like measuring their head trauma. So Letty was shaking the baby and everyone got very upset at this because it means that she's not a good trad wife as opposed to the scat porn sucking on toes that would make her a good trad wife. 0:49:07 Unknown_14: She's an ugly freak, but also very very sexy It's annoying being so attracted to her and there appears to be a horror monster like the Babadook Directly below him posting this I don't know what the association is between this picture of the Babadook and and Letty Sex game made by this user based on fish tank So I guess he's making a sex game based on the three girls, and then there's more anime shit. That's fucking embarrassing 0:49:49 Unknown_14: I actually kind of regret reading this now, because now people are going to do it even more for fun. I've asked people, I've formally asked people to stop. You can post on TV. Though apparently a lot of people on the forum are like hiding from the 4chan thread about Fishtank because uh... Unknown_14: They're like posting child porn in that thread. I don't know if it's like someone protesting the presence of Fishtank on TV by posting child porn and trying to get the threads deleted, but that's happening and it's being talked about and so the whole event really just a collection of well-rounded individuals completely sane and everything's going smoothly according to plan. 0:50:31 Unknown_14: Um, how long is this? This is 20 minutes. I'm not watching all this. Unknown_14: Maybe I can watch just a little bit of this. Unknown_09: Legendary. Unknown_09: Anybody else? Unknown_09: Well, I got some reading I could do if you want to hear some reading. Unknown_14: He's gonna read the book. Unknown_09: No, I just keep excerpts. I keep excerpts of books that I like on my phone. I'm not a freak All right. I mean here's I put this is something I saved as an inspiring quote There was a counselor who worked for a camp decades for decades Everybody loves him, but he got fired because he offered drinks to underage girls and allegedly raped her Here's how to do it the right way 0:51:05 Unknown_09: And I don't know, what is the right way? How does that go? You don't know either? Unknown_11: It was a while ago. OK. Did you say it was a while ago? No. I don't think that's my book. Unknown_09: He's probably a hacker. Unknown_09: Here's another one. 0:51:54 Unknown_09: sexual harassment warning like every culture there are customs when you hit on boys and girls so does camp counselors who work at camp nowadays are mostly college kids from all over the world of course they would expect a romantic experience you got to do it the right way or you might get fired what's that referring to? Unknown_14: this is as awkward as I imagined this to be that struck my curiosity that piqued my interest it made me wonder questions cropped up in my mind what the f*** is he referring to? Unknown_09: Okay, he's just grilling him with his own book, I get it. Unknown_14: Though, I don't know, it is a little bit of a character, do I even wanna, let me do a poll. Let me do a poll. Unknown_14: I will be able to hold my tongue if the poll does not go this way, but we'll see. 0:52:47 Unknown_14: Should I talk about Marky? Yes, no. Unknown_14: Who? Unknown_14: we'll see so that my oh no keep watching okay I'll keep I'll play it a little bit more 0:53:27 Unknown_09: For counselors, be nice, be polite, be the big brother of everybody else. Be a bit naughty. Unknown_14: Like I can't play a listen to this and like play it in all because I Need like the specific moment that I can clip on stream. I get it He's reading the book that Simmons wrote to him and Simmons says that it's like out of context Okay, this is marking Unknown_14: I don't know the full story to this, but I'm gonna have to learn it soon. 0:54:03 Unknown_14: This is what's been spread around about Sam for like literally years and years now, and you can't bring this up to him. I've been told that in the text of speech, the mods will yank anything about Marky if you bring it up to him. Unknown_14: This girl, from what I understand, was 16 when he was with her, and he beat the fuck out of her. And I've heard complaining stories that this is like a skit or something. Or that, uh... 30 more seconds. I swear to fucking God, who are you? No, you are banned from this chat if this is not funny in 30 seconds. 0:54:43 Unknown_09: He's throwing up. Unknown_11: This is actually like hell. Hell. Unknown_11: Hell. Unknown_09: Well, Simmons, allow me to say something that you'll understand in your language. Unknown_09: Translation, I'm kicking you off the show. 0:55:14 Unknown_09: Effective immediately, we'll be walking you out, taking you to a bus station in Fall River and saying goodbye. Unknown_09: You have one and a half minutes to get your shit. Unknown_09: Thank you. Unknown_09: Go ahead! Yes, please do. Unknown_09: You can put the baby down also, Simmons. Unknown_14: He just said that you're out and he's like, okay. Like, come the fuck on. Unknown_14: Okay, you interrupted me. I was gonna say that he beat the fuck out of this chick. It's debated whether or not he did, but if he's like upset that this guy is like grooming camp kids, what is the difference? Is the question. And people get upset if you bring this up. And I don't know, people get upset when you challenge their e-daddies. And I think Sam is funny, but I don't understand the moralizing. 0:55:55 Unknown_14: is, uh, okay. Unknown_13: I'm going to mute you. Unknown_13: It's just, well, I want to know, I want to know the story about, about market. Unknown_14: Cause you can't, you can't ask him about it. Cause it gets swept up. 0:56:26 Unknown_14: My libertarianism is showing what Unknown_13: Yeah, it is real. Unknown_14: She's obviously bleeding. Unknown_14: But, um, from what he says, a lot of the murky stuff. Okay. So he has, he has two different women who've claimed that he's impregnated them. I think they both aborted it. Cause there's no evidence of any like court proceedings in regards to it. There's another chat log where he's talking to someone on Facebook, basically saying, I'm going to ruin your life unless you cut my name into your skin. And she does. 0:56:57 Unknown_14: Um, I wasn't actually planning on talking about this, but now I'm thinking about it. So I don't know. It's just like a lot of weird and fucked up shit. And whenever you bring it up to anybody who's a Sam Hyde fan, they simply deflect and say, well, he fucked a lot of BPD bitches. And now they're like coming after him with all these lies and shit. Well, it's like, why is he fucking around with a bunch of BPD women? Unknown_14: They got trolled. I'm curious. Um, if people would even care. 0:57:41 Unknown_14: If Sam Hyde beat and seduce 16 year olds, would you care? Yes, no, or, uh, no, there doesn't need to be a third option. Unknown_14: Here we go. Unknown_14: I'm just curious, like what, what the, uh, if anyone would actually even care in general, Unknown_14: Oh my God, I'm surprised that two thirds of people say they would care. Unknown_14: You'd like him more. Unknown_14: I know that Lieutenant Corbis or so for whatever did a video about this, but I've not watched it. I might have to depending on there's, there's like five more weeks of a fish tank. So, um, I guess at some point if I ever get a second, I'll have to look into it more. 0:58:24 Unknown_13: I stopped carrying at 18. She's 16. Unknown_13: Woman got pranked. I think in this picture she was 16. He's 29, she's 16 in this picture from what I remember. 0:59:01 Unknown_13: Perfect age to get gunted. Okay. Unknown_14: I'll look into it. By the way, I complained that it looked like Graf was going to get an in with Sam. Just in general, I don't like Graf because he lies about the kiwi farms being a pedophile heaven because he's too butthurt to admit that Krunklord trolled him. Unknown_14: But that appears to be a lie apparently he just made it up or Sam Hyde was just like left him on on red and He's got super butthurt about that and started crying about it on post which is also very funny So I'll look into it more later, I suppose Okay, and then finally Last but not least 0:59:52 Unknown_14: Age of Consent is 16 for getting punched in the face. That's true. I know they're up in, uh, Massachusetts or whatever. Things might be different up there. I know in New England, it's like, oh, it's a whole new world with weird accents and stuff. Unknown_14: Okay. Um, so Ethan Ralph has had a week and I may need a second to suppress another sneeze. I apologize. Unknown_14: Um, Unknown_14: It started with Ethan Ralph arriving in California. 1:00:28 Unknown_14: Why is, let me take a great picture of him while I suffer. Unknown_14: This is, I don't, I don't know who's taking this picture. I assume it's like a waiter or something, but he looks absolutely horrendous in this. Unknown_14: And this was his big announcement that he has made it to California and he's ready to go. Because you see, this was the culmination of months of filing leading up to a big moment. Unknown_14: His plan was to land in California. 1:01:08 Unknown_14: Have a visitation with Xander, because he can visit twice a month, but he can usually only visit once a month because of the flights to Mexico. Unknown_14: Uh, have a hearing with Mr. Vic- against Mr. Vickers for violating his restraining order. There are apparently 32 different charges of violating his restraining order to be heard that day on Monday. So it was like, arrive on Friday, uh, visit Xander. Monday, have this hearing. Then the next Friday, see Xander again for another two hours. Unknown_14: Let's see how this actually played out. Unknown_14: So here's Ralph, in front of the school. I wonder what he's looking for in that school, with his blue hair. 1:01:45 Unknown_12: I say no e-gays. No e-gays never. I fuck bussies. Rikada Sex Law sent three dollars in litecoin. Is that an edit? Unknown_01: I fuck bussies. No it's not. I fuck bussies. I fuck bussies. Unknown_14: So he's looking for that bussy. Unknown_14: Um, that's, that's a side objective. That's just, that's just a number of plan B. Find that bussy. 1:02:22 Unknown_14: Uh, primary objective is to see Xander. So this is Ralph, uh, on Friday last, immediately after last week, I'm talking about his visitation with Xander saying, I had another great visit with my son Alexander tonight. We watched Bluey and he ate a Reese's big cup with one hand, LOL. True Ralph a male. Unfortunately, I can't show you that, but I do have the picture for myself since they lost a big in court over that. Many hugs, literally kind of a perfect visit. Unknown_14: He loves my mirror, blue Oakleys, and laughs like a maniac every time I put them on. I want to get him a pair for his birthday, but I don't know what would happen to them. I might steal anyways. Quarrel Monday, LA on Tuesday at Masterson's. More visits next week. Oh, I forgot to mention that he was going to, uh, during, between the hearing and his next visit, he was just going to chill out with Dick Masterson at the Barbie Dream Doll Mansion. So perfect plan. Perfect plan. A nice week away from the whores. 1:02:57 Unknown_14: And also in regards to his visit he said this My son Xander ran into my arms and caught being bluey when we visited today. Ha ha ha ha I forgot that was his favorite show another excellent visit It's a shame that malignant influences want to stop a son who loves his father from seeing him at least seven hugs and a cheek kiss so 1:03:50 Unknown_13: Uhhh... Unknown_14: This is also his court musings. It's heating up. It's getting closer to that big day. Vickers is promising a lot. Ethan Ralph is on the back pedal, he says. Unknown_14: If you don't know, the domestic violence restraining order between him and Vickers is two-way. Vickers is not supposed to talk shit about Ralph and Ralph is not supposed to talk shit about Vickers, but obviously Vickers talks a lot of shit about Ralph. How does he justify doing it? He says, 1:04:21 Unknown_14: Because his Twitter account is private and he just so happens to allow everyone from the forum and from like YouTube IP to Bloodsport like podcasters to talk about like he leaks all those tweets out to them. They're still technically private So therefore he's not talking shit about Ralph. That's like his actual legal legal theory. Oh Unknown_14: And Ralph replies to the saying, there is no private account provision in court. When you sit, what you say in public is what you said in public on a public website. That's an internal Twitter feature. It doesn't feature in the law though. You still may post from public website and the screams kept me daily. So a guy who screencaps me daily, demeans against the agreement me daily, slanders me daily is the one filing. Or through any persons or any media. It doesn't say private Twitter account that I run so people can screencap me because I'm exempt from media. Social media, it's in the name. This also includes YouTube and helpers like COG. I'm not going to address it again or any of this until court in May, but you're dead wrong with your dollar store attempt at violating the order. He violated at least 400 times and I'm not kidding. And with YouTube, it's documented. I'm going to just talk about how I get to see my son and tell fun stories that makes you and someone else way more angry than anything I can say here. So I'm done being baited. My son knows that I'm his father. 1:05:41 Unknown_14: That's what I won, and none of you can ever take that victory back. Unknown_14: And now, Vickers really ups the ante, spits in Ralph's face, and dares him to do something about it. Limited time- oh, I guess I shouldn't do it in the Ralph voice, just for clarity's sake. Limited time release from our at-cost no-profit merchandise store if you want to get it quick because it goes away on you guessed it Mother's Day And then it's a shirt saying the good the bad and the vicious there is no light. There's only fire With the tasteful picture of Ethan Ralph's mother photoshopped into a fiery background implying that she's in hell 1:06:22 Unknown_14: Ralph replies to this saying, can you imagine this family actually complains in court wasting money about what I say about them online? This is the grandmother of his grandson and she was a hell of a lot more accomplished than his big heifer. MBA, all kinds of audit awards. Y'all run a pawn shop. So now it's on Vickers. Unknown_14: He filed pro- See, what happened is that Ralph figured out that Vickers was intending to bankrupt him by filing so much bullshit in court that he wouldn't be able to afford it and would simply start to lose. So, privy to this, Ralph began to manage his own filings and uh... 1:07:02 Unknown_14: just answered pro se. So Vicker is realizing that his tactic would no longer work, decided that he would be smart enough to file pro se too. The problem is, is that when you file motions as the offensive party, pro se, well, in general, it's a problem to file pro se. But when you, especially on the offensive side, you have to really know the proceedings and the technicalities of court. So you can file a wonderful court document that says everything that it should, but if you don't know the motions of the court, how to call in witnesses, how to present evidence correctly, you're setting yourself up for a lot of fault and that you can't really even make fun of somebody for not getting court shit right because there's a reason why you need a lawyer. Vickers decided that he had what it takes to represent himself. 1:07:37 Unknown_14: And so, after a filing that I read briefly last stream, that I couldn't see anything particularly wrong about, he shows up in court, and um... Oh, rather. Before I say that, Ralph was actually so afraid of Ickers that he said, I might be going to jail. It's five days per offense, and he was being charged 32 times. So he put out a message saying, I might be going to jail. 1:08:26 Unknown_06: Tomorrow I go to court on what, let's face it, is some pretty bullshit contempt charges, in my opinion. Full respect for the court. I don't have any respect for the charges. I feel like it's lawfare at its finest. Unknown_06: They wanted me to waste $4,000 to have a lawyer represent me on a very minor contempt matter. Unknown_06: Now, we'll see. You never know what can happen in court. 1:08:59 Unknown_06: Maybe it ends up not being minor, maybe the judge gets mad, who knows. Unknown_06: But I would expect a minor turnout tomorrow. We'll see though. We'll see. Unknown_06: If they carry me away, they carry me away. It won't be the first time. And I wouldn't even shake a leaf. Unknown_06: at going to jail for fighting to see my son, which is what I've done, what I've accomplished. He knows I'm his father. 1:09:34 Unknown_06: He gives me hug after hug. It's been quite the experience getting to see him and quite the experience defeating all the people who wanted me not to see him. Unknown_06: And so to all those people, I got a big fuck you. I'll see you tomorrow morning. I'm flying out to Los Angeles to stay with Dick Masterson right after, assuming, you know. Unknown_06: the worst. Uh, but, uh, I don't assume the worst. So, uh, I'll see you in LA tomorrow. I'll see, uh, uh, in Nevada city tomorrow morning. 1:10:08 Unknown_14: The person corrected me in chat saying that it was faith, not Matthew Vickers. Yes, it was. But I think Matthew Vickers is writing her filings. Unknown_14: So with all that said, um, Unknown_14: The faith shows up in court Vickers is there they're filing pro se and The judge who has received the hearing the the filing for the to hold Ralph and contempt of court Asked faith to present her case so Faith says according to Ethan Ralph, but Matthew Vickers hasn't contradicted this in any way that I've seen asked 1:10:54 Unknown_14: to present her case, and Faith said, uh, yeah, Ana, I believe that the case is stated in the filings. Unknown_14: And the judge says, that's not how that works. Unknown_14: Hearing dismissed. And Matthew Vickers lost against Ethan Ralph. Unknown_07: I'm live out here on the courthouse steps. where the Vickers v Ralph case just got thrown out because, well, turns out they didn't know what they were doing, and the case just got completely dismissed. So it turns out I came all this way, well, just to see my son. I still get to see him next weekend. 1:11:32 Unknown_07: Unfortunately, I got to wait around a whole week, but that's not the case, because I'm headed to Los Angeles to see Dick Masterson after this gigantic W. Thank you, Twitter. Thank you for all your support. Unknown_07: Take that L, coin man. Unknown_14: Vickers, according to him in a tweet, by the way, Ralph said that Vickers literally chased him out of the courtroom and yelled at him down the hallway of the court, uh, promising that he would refile with the help of an attorney. So now Vickers who has by his own admission spent upwards of $70,000 to try and fight Ethan Ralph in court is spending another 5,000 to file this contempt of court hearing with the help of a, of an actual attorney. 1:12:05 Unknown_14: Um, we'll see what happens. Ralph doesn't seem to bother the taste of victory. 9 a.m. Literally 9 a.m. California time. Having a nice victory, the celebratory other people were chasing and, um, Vickers coping about it on Twitter. I want to cut, you know what? 1:12:51 Unknown_14: I kind of want to pull up- I didn't even think about this until just now. But there's like a Twitter from- Oh, I can't even find it because uh... Because he has a private Twitter account. If my site's working, I may be able- if we're fortunate. I just want to show you how long this fucking Cope's... Cope post was. Unknown_13: Um... We'll see if we're lucky. Unknown_13: We may not be though. This is just people making fun of Vickers for being a retard. 1:13:30 Unknown_13: Oh. Unknown_13: Oh, here we go. Okay, this is it. Unknown_14: This is Vickers totally not mad. You ready? Unknown_14: Cuz he's so shaggy who is the biggest? Rough dick sucker mentioned how he had spent over $70,000 fighting Ralph. This is where that comes from He says oh he means total cost of everything since Ralph entered our lives. Yeah, that's probably a close estimate So not only did Ralph take Faith and gunt her and produce a child with her so that Mr. Vickers will be forever inexorably linked to Ethan Ralph genetically forever and ever and ever, amen. He's taken $70,000 of his money. 1:14:11 Unknown_14: And he continues saying, that's probably a close estimate, but accomplish nothing as a collective effort. Team V. Yeah. It includes all of us has achieved one convicted sex offender. Um, so he's not a registered sex offender. He pled Nolo contendere and was found guilty, but it's not like he has lost any freedom. His suspended sentence was completed. Uh, Unknown_14: Recently or last year even Five years DBR. Oh four years remaining willingly signed. That's true. He can't talk shit about faith Three years mutual order two years remaining willingly signed That's also true, but you can't enforce it. So I don't know what that means. Oh 1:14:45 Unknown_14: Appropriate restrictions to Ralph visiting his son, i.e. making sure those visitations are brief, controlled, and supervised. Willingly signed. Okay, it would be better not to have a child with Ethan Ralph. Okay. Upcoming contempt trial on my case, which will have an attorney present. So, you're spending more money. Faith home and free of Ralph's abuse, except she has a child with another man and is raising him with a Mexican fiance. 1:15:18 Unknown_14: Happy healthy grandson. That's cope. They say like I don't even want to read that that kind of makes me nauseous They consider that the guntoning Oh his W That's like mental. That's like I have to say I have to convince myself of this or I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out That's like I'm gonna commit suicide if I can't convince myself of this is a thing in my favor I Unknown_14: Probably a bunch of other stuff down the road because your master can't help himself. That, my retarded friend, is worth every single penny. With dots for emphasis like a child. Worth every single minute of time. I should read that dramatically. That, my retarded friend, is worth every single penny. Worth every single minute of time. But you say all that is meaningless because of a setback. to each their own. Those are the gains which, by necessity, are Ralph's losses. Play it in reverse. What are Ralph's gains? 1:16:32 Unknown_14: He gets to see his son 8 hours max a month where he can fly out of his Mexican hidey hole enough time having to pay for drug tests, remain sober, pay for dissertations, etc. You can call it a win if you want but it seems pretty fleeting to me." So that's the quote post. No, I'm not a fat retard that loses all the time and spent thousands of dollars to fight Ralph. Unknown_14: You can count today as a Ralph win, I do, and fair is fair. But, if Ralph takes a W, then Team B takes an L. But what has the L cost us? Not $70,000. We covered that above. Ralph hasn't gained any ground on what he really wants. Anytime he can delay the inevitable is a win for him. But if you don't understand that, this is just another kick-in-the-can-down-the-road scenario. I'm not sure how to help you. You'll say that I'm coping, seething, mentally broken, melting down. And I'll just leave it there. I'm not going to finish reading that paragraph. I'll just nod my head in agreeance with that statement and move on. It's now time for everybody's favorite new segment. It's time to beat a dead horse. 1:17:14 Unknown_00: And now it's time to beat a dead horse. Unknown_00: Alarm! Unknown_00: Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Unknown_00: Alarm! Unknown_00: Alarm! 1:17:47 Unknown_14: Breaking. Breaking news. The barn is empty. I repeat, we have a code 404. The horse is not in the barn. Horse not in the barn. All units, all units, the horse has fled. Ethan Ralph announces, short announcement, but Sadintrad and I have decided to separate I probably won't have much to say about it, but I want to get in front of the news. I'll go see some BoJack landmarks tomorrow, like the Griffith Observatory and stuff. Maybe the Laker store. Show is doubtful, but maybe. I may also return to Mexico early. I haven't decided. I had more visitation with my son this weekend, but I think I'm just gonna be alone back in Mexico now. 1:18:19 Unknown_14: So... Unknown_14: The question is, after this announcement, is this gay fame? Unknown_14: Is this gay fame? Now I, of course, immediately lean towards this as gay fame. Mae is so stupid, so malicious, so spiteful, there's no way she could ever possibly take her or her child's well-being into account enough to get the fuck out in Mexico. Unknown_14: So the mystery deepens. 1:18:54 Unknown_14: Because he Ralph also said this nah This is the huge L after the big W that I always get I actually thought I would avoid it somehow this time Dick Masterson was even talking about being like weary about it. Haha. I guess he was right Unknown_14: And then I'm reading this and I'm like, that's self-aware. That's like self-aware. That's like a, that's like too self-aware for Ralph. And he follows up by posting a Bojack Horseman meme, which is also self-aware. I'm thinking like, she didn't leave. This is like a fake thing. Cause he, so everyone's going to be waiting for the big L after my W. So I'll, I'll invent it. It'll be May leaving. 1:19:40 Unknown_14: But then he clarifies again, Hera Morris pulled out the checkbook. I couldn't really compete. Hope she enjoys the negative 23 degrees summer. All women are like barely loyal cats anyways. Unknown_14: That's a bit strange that he would say he was outspent by Harry Morris, that it was a money thing? Because Ralph doesn't usually say that he's broke, even when he is. So, that's strange. So now we just need Harry Morris to confirm it. 1:20:15 Unknown_14: Though, here's a throwback to them arguing about money, which kind of backs up what he's saying. Unknown_06: It's a top theory out there that you're the Chief A-Log, actually. Unknown_17: I just think we should spend our money on things that matter, like the care that I wear. Unknown_06: That's a- that's a top theory out there. I really don't care about that stuff at all. Unknown_17: You just do, but I don't. I'm a mom. I want dresses for Rosie, I'm more... I care more about- Shut that door, fuck. Unknown_14: By the way... ...matter, like the care that I wear. Someone's, uh, posted in the comments and figured it out. 1:20:50 Unknown_14: Who cares what I wear? That's what she's saying. Cause he was saying, why don't I buy you like a sexy dress? And she's like, why don't you spend money on literally anything that fucking matters? Who cares what I wear? And that makes sense. Unknown_14: So, um, we know they were arguing over money. Unknown_14: And his friends start consoling him. Vito the pedo comes in and says, frowny face. Unknown_14: You're a good guy, Vito the pedo. The people who slander you are pieces of garbage. Thanks for supporting me. Thanks for always supporting me. 1:21:24 Unknown_14: Vito says that he's a child molester and Ethan Ralph says, yeah, it's not meant for me. A bitter cynicism in an early grave is destiny. So he's suicide baiting on Twitter to his buddy Vito the pedo. Unknown_14: And he again laments sometimes you back the wrong horse Unknown_14: Francis Bure tries to encourage him a little bit and says, uh, please listen to the comments. Ralph, you, my nigga, you and Nick Fuentes saved my life after I was paralyzed from the jab. I'm not quite there yet, but I'm in a chair now. I work out in the sunrise and Nick and the Wang helped me find orthodoxy. Please get help. Ralph, please for Rosie. 1:22:00 Unknown_14: I'm glad we inspired you. Ralph replies sadly. I don't think he follows up with that. Unknown_14: He starts threatening her on Twitter saying steals my kid while I'm out of the country and I'll never forgive that. 1:22:40 Unknown_14: And then also reminds that he has a cat. Unknown_14: This is like a cat he's had since Nora was around, but he rarely talks about the cat. Apparently he brought it to Mexico and he says, Kind of implying that he intends to fuck the cat when he gets home. Unknown_13: And then, uh, to add insult to injury, Google bullies him and says, check out the Ralph retort.com and Nora with a picture of him and Nora in the little thing, reminding him that he will literally never find another woman better than Nora. 1:23:18 Unknown_14: And he completely fucked up his whole life by cheating on her and getting divorced. Unknown_14: Uh, which is pretty, pretty epically owned. Unknown_14: So I have a special clip that I'm saving, uh, for the end of the stream regarding Ralph, but that's the update. The horse has fled and Harry Morris has said that, uh, she has left. He has confirmed it, but he said that she's not coming home to him. Uh, he implied that she, she's either with her sisters or her mother, uh, who Harry Morris is separated from. Unknown_14: We don't really know what her status is. The truth is, is that she's a very stubborn horse, and she's very spiteful towards the internet. She's definitely reading what everyone's saying about her. She might be listening to this right now, because she knows I make fun of her every stream. 1:23:52 Unknown_14: So she definitely doesn't want to post... She probably literally stayed and subjected her own child to the miseries of being around Ethan Ralph, because she didn't want the internet to think that she... Unknown_14: That she acknowledges because we all think that she made a mistake by hooking up with Ralph But she didn't want people to think that she thought that so she stuck around for way longer than was reasonable Trying to redeem Ralph or whatever the fuck and she fled and when she fled she didn't go to her husband 1:24:34 Unknown_14: or not her husband but her father because she literally can't even look her own father in the eyes after the great and horrendous shame she has brought herself and her entire family over the last year so she has fled to an anonymous third party where she's staying for the moment and she's so fucking stupid So soulless, so vindictive, so reckless with disregard for her own safety and the safety of her daughter, that she might still go back. If she went back to Ethan Raff, I would not be surprised. Because she's just that fucking stupid. And that fucking awful. Unknown_14: But we do know for a fact now that she's gone. Unknown_13: At least for a little bit. Unknown_13: Um, so that's it for Ralph. 1:25:22 Unknown_14: Um, I kind of embarrassing actually, uh, Jerry Springer is dead. And Jerry Springer, if you don't know, is a, uh, former politician turned, uh, talk show host. He made the Springer show, which was, uh, the, the, the, it typified trash TV. His show was entirely about finding retarded people, putting them on stage and humiliating them in front of a live studio audience. Unknown_14: getting them into fights while his audience shouted Jerry Jerry Jerry and I love this show I would watch it when I was a teenager there is one episode in particular that stands out in my memory it was a it was a transsexual 1:26:09 Unknown_14: uh... who had no legs he had body dysphoria he not only believe that he was meant to be a woman he believed he was meant to have no legs so he literally kept like stabbing himself below the knee to uh... try and get them to take off his leg because they wouldn't do it voluntarily the surgeons and eventually he managed to get them to take the leg off by giving himself um... necrotizing fasciitis i think by injecting liquid poopoo into his leg intramuscularly by just taking a big needle full of poopoo and injecting it into himself and then after he gave himself an infection they took off the leg below the knee and then to do the other one he gave up trying to convince the doctors to do it Unknown_14: and took a buzz saw and dropped it on himself below the knee and then called the police and they patched him up and he said he loved it he said that he loved having no legs and he loved being a woman and that is the episode from the Jerry Springer show that I remember to this day I thought it was very interesting so at the end of each Jerry Springer 1:27:19 Unknown_14: he would have what he called his final thought. And it was a scripted thing, like a moral, the story that Jerry Springer would do, uh, every episode. And so I have written a final thought, uh, for, for Jerry Springer and for this episode as well. Uh, before I do the super chats, you're ready. Unknown_14: Jerry Springer was a Jewish lawyer, politician, talk show host, and an American icon. At no point in his 25-year career as ringleader was his show ever considered socially acceptable by the average American. Episodes of Jerry Springer featured men in dresses as objects of ridicule up until the day he died, but death canceled him before anyone else could. His show shaped daytime television and defined its own category of trash TV. He was often imitated and never surpassed. Dr. Phil and others pretended or pretend that they are better despite having the same format dressed up less honestly. Bring broken people out on national television so viewers can feel better about their own lives. When people reflect on Jerry Springer, it is with a mixture of contempt and admiration. His legacy is that of an entertainer, and there is an important takeaway from his career. If you have something important to say, you should be funny about it, because clowns will be remembered more than the most dour intellectuals. And if you're like Jerry Springer and have absolutely nothing to say, you should still be funny about it, because that's what we all appreciate. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other. 1:28:32 Unknown_14: And then you would have the clapping of the audience as the camera pans out away from Jerry Springer. Unknown_14: I'll miss my, I'll miss my boy. He brought us all down to his level. He brought the IQ of this country down 20 points. 1:29:09 Unknown_14: Um, thank you. Oh my God. Thank you, Chad. I appreciate it. Unknown_14: Jerry, Jerry. Unknown_14: Will Josh read the eulogy at his funeral? Probably not. I'm probably not invited to a Jewish funeral. So. Unknown_14: He would let the audience say stuff, yeah. He would let the audience heckle them. Unknown_14: But the people on stage could heckle them back. There was a clip someone posted on the thread of a dude heckling a tranny. And the tranny said, I'll fuck you up. And the dude from the audience actually got on stage and they fought. It was a great show. It was total madness. It was probably a little bit scripted and fakey fake. 1:29:40 Unknown_14: But nobody cares. Nobody cares about that shit. Unknown_14: Okay. Unknown_14: Um, stream was not as long as I thought it was, but that's okay. We'll try to get through the super chats now. Like I said, I have a special, I have a special outro clip, uh, played. Um, and I'll try to get through these with my snuffles as best as I can. 1:30:19 Unknown_14: Talk about Bam Magera. Oh, he's in the woods. He turned himself in. Unknown_14: Is there something to talk about? He was hiding in the woods and then he turned himself in because the police were looking for him. Unknown_13: Oh, Steven Crowder? Unknown_14: Yeah, you know what? I'll play that. Unknown_14: We'll do the thing where I run out of notes and then... Unknown_14: I let people yell at me for a little bit, and then we'll... It's so early into the day. We got about 30 minutes to kill before it's officially too long. 1:30:54 Unknown_14: This is the Steven Crowder video of him verbally abusing his wife, who has since left him. Unknown_08: I drew a boundary. Unknown_08: No, no, you just did it. I drew a boundary and abused you to be cruel. You were not taking the cart. Because if you refuse to do rightful things, then I will go pick up the groceries. Unknown_14: Keep in mind she's so pregnant during this that she can't wear like regular clothing her like belly sticking out because she's like like eight or nine months pregnant I know it's not a reasonable approach but I'll go do it How about you first? 1:31:36 Unknown_08: Hillary, how do you respect me? Yes, I'm a man. I'm a man. Unknown_08: I don't receive love like that. Unknown_08: No, no. I'm a man. Unknown_08: No, you're not taking the bus. You're not taking the car. You are not taking the bus. Get an Uber. Unknown_08: Feeling some constraints? Unknown_08: Like I can't I can't go to the gym. I can't go to my parents. I can't call my friends. I can't go I can't be home. You're gonna take the car and leave me here. Hillary, just think of how boxed in you've made me. What do you need me to pick up? I'll get it. I'll be back when I'm back. No, that doesn't work either. You'll be back when you're back. That doesn't work either. 1:32:08 Unknown_08: Do you understand the difference between my life being set to the second and you're going to be back when I'm back? Unknown_08: You know, did you know that pregnant women are most likely to die? If a pregnant woman dies, it's like a 90% chance that the baby daddy did it. Did you know that? 1:32:40 Unknown_08: There you go. You throw your hand, you give up so easily. Unknown_00: I don't give up, Stephen. Unknown_08: You give up so easily. I just said the only way out of this is discipline and respect. You said, then we're at an impasse. Stephen, no, we are at an impasse, okay? I love you, but Stephen, Stephen, your beast is sick. Unknown_08: Your beast is sick. Watch it. 1:33:12 Unknown_14: Watch it. Unknown_08: Fucking watch it. I'm gonna let go. I'll get what you need and I need some space. Unknown_14: The interesting thing is that they have one, they have a car, like a huge house, right? He makes millions of dollars and they have one car. And I guarantee you that he has one car cause he wants her to be dependent on him all the time. She can't have her own car to go pick up groceries with the outside of his schedule because then she has the ability to drive away at any time she wants. And that's kind of fucked up. 1:33:47 Unknown_08: I love you very much. I don't love you. That's the big problem. I've never truly loved you. And the fact is, when I go, look, I need you to A, B, C, and D, you just be disciplined about it. You go, no, but I love you more than life itself. Okay, put on some gloves. No, but I love you more than life itself. That's not fair. That's not fair, and it's disingenuous. Hillary, you're right, right then and there. Become someone, as you did, day in and day out, worthy of a life No, not as a wife. I didn't say as a wife. Hillary, Hillary, come on now. I'm not gonna engage, I'm not gonna engage anymore. I'm gonna go, I'll get texting that you need, I'll get you to TV. 1:34:21 Unknown_08: I... I love you. Unknown_14: It's not even hot outside. Are you committed enough to do those things? Unknown_08: Are you committed enough to do those things? You're not committed to anything. You're not committed to anything. Unknown_08: You just said I love you, I'm committed to it. Walk the dogs, put on some gloves. Walk the dogs, put on some gloves. Are you committed enough to do those things? Are you committed enough to do those things? Are you committed enough to do those things? 1:34:53 Unknown_08: Walk the dogs, put on some gloves. Are you committed enough to get the medication and gloves? Okay, take Betty. Unknown_14: He's asking her to walk the gloves and put on gloves because the dogs are taking a medication that is very dangerous to humans and especially pregnant women. So when you handle their poo poo when they're on this medication you have to make sure that you're wearing gloves and you have to make sure you're wearing gloves when you handle the dogs at all because of the medication. So it's kind of weird to be like, she's probably saying, I don't want to walk the dogs because I'm pregnant and they're taking this medication that makes it very dangerous for me to handle the dogs. And he's like, go, are you committed to this relationship or what? 1:35:27 Unknown_14: And, uh, it's a little bit fucked up. Unknown_14: Steven Crowder has always come across like an asshole. I've never watched his show and thought like, wow, this person doesn't seem like a total fucking dickhead. Um, and he's been around too. He was like someone who got his start on YouTube and he always seemed like a dickhead. 1:36:04 Unknown_14: Yeah, his egg might crack. After the baby's born, he might shroud out. That would be great. That would be funny. Unknown_14: Why can't he just walk the dogs? Libtard, change my mind. It's not my, it's a wifely duty to walk the dogs. Unknown_14: I'm going to sit here by my pool and drink coffee. You bitch. Unknown_14: Okay. What else? What else you got? 23 more minutes of shooting the shit chat. 1:36:36 Unknown_13: Give me a second to scratch my nose. Unknown_13: Talk about the 18-year-old that died after transfusion surgery because he didn't have enough smeet after being fed hormone blockers. Unknown_14: That was from years ago. Or I would have mentioned it. Yeah. Unknown_14: It was an old story, but it got republicized. There was a Dutch teenager that went to go get a vaginoplasty. Not a penis scrotal flap vaginoplasty, which is more common. 1:37:10 Unknown_14: Because there wasn't actually enough penile scrotal to make into a flat vaginoplasty. They instead had to use a tract of his colon to make the vaginoplasty. So it would be like a colorectal vaginoplasty. Unknown_14: And he died. Unknown_14: And he didn't have enough of penile scrotal because he was on HRT, hormone blockers, from a young age. So he literally had like a little baby dick and they didn't have enough of penile scrotal from that. Unknown_14: So remember, androgen blockers are irreversible, totally reversible. Except you'll have a little baby dick that nobody will ever be able to love. 1:37:47 Unknown_14: The plants are dead, don't ask me about, we'll speak of the plants no more. Okay, they all died. It was that day that I went traveling, it was so fucking hot, and they were left on my windowsill, they just died, and I couldn't resuscitate them. Unknown_14: Sorry. One day, I'll have a green thumb. Maybe once I can plant some plants and they won't die, I'll be able to find a trad wife and progress in life. Well, it's plants, and then cats, and then dogs, and then trad wife, and then children, right? So, I'm still on square one. We'll get around to getting a cat eventually. 1:38:23 Unknown_14: Though my garlic is doing well. I planted the garlic directly into the soil, and the garlic is growing. I'll eat some garlic, chat. Unknown_14: How many plants have to stay alive before I can get a cat? Unknown_14: Is it, is it, is it just, is it just garlic good enough? Unknown_14: Talk about Patrick Tomlinson and Opie and Anthony. Unknown_14: Um, there's some shit going on with Patrick Tomlinson. There's now like a Patrick Tomlinson extended universe where a bunch of fat retards that are kind of fat and retarded like Patrick Tomlinson are taking his side. And there's some drama going on with swatting. Um, they're, they're really insisting that Patrick Tomlinson swatted himself. But the only reason why they believe that is that a swatting telegram channel says that he was swatting himself. 1:38:57 Unknown_14: And then some shit's happened and Quasi has shut down OpenAnthony to the public, so it's private now. But Quasi, I think he's got his first payment. Unknown_14: Patrick is finally having to pay Quasi. Unknown_14: And we're debating, I'm debating, people are debating how to sell the debt, like get a collectible token for owning a portion of the debt of Patrick Tomlinson to Quasi. 1:39:44 Unknown_14: That would be pretty based. I would buy a portion of the Patrick Tomlinson debt for fun. That went like a piece of paper saying that I own it. Unknown_14: Minnesota wants to legalize the hard P. Yes, I think some troon and Congress submitted they wanted to There wasn't they want to legalize it. They wanted to make minor attracted persons a protected class and I think the amendment was amended by a GOP woman, but the troon set forward an extension to the protected class bills to add the the minor attracted people as a protected class, but 1:40:28 Unknown_14: Not Minnesota, which which state was that then? Unknown_13: Imagine my shark. Unknown_13: OK, look, I don't know. There's like four different tranny stuff things happening in states. I can't keep them straight. Unknown_13: No California, OK, whatever. Unknown_14: Um, yeah, I don't know about this Avaric stuff. There's a guy on the forum that like 8 million people have joined a post in his thread. He supposedly arranged for his girlfriend to be acid attacked because he, he claims it's self-defense now. 1:41:04 Unknown_14: It was Minnesota. Okay, fine. I shouldn't, I should never listen to chat. You guys are retarded. Unknown_14: Uh, there was the thing. Apparently Nick Ricardo went to like a dick road rage and was super awkward on stage. Unknown_14: That's, uh, I don't know the details of that. Unknown_14: Any opinions on the Tucker thing? I mean, I think that they outed their most popular person that was obviously causing some kind of trouble to them. 1:41:50 Unknown_14: Okay. No, the pill stream at Dick's house. I have, I have a thing for that. It's at the very end of the stream though. Unknown_14: All right. Unknown_14: OK, I think we're done. You guys have ran out big tech. Oh, big tech had a falling out with Nick Fuentes, but he's still a big tech is definitely like you can if you ever. So big tech is somebody from the Nick Fuentes crowd who has an on record charge for beating his wife and kids. Unknown_14: And if you ever listen to him talk, he's so grating. He has like this domineering personality where he's like, listen, listen, you have like, as people talk to him, he says, nope, you've done that twice now. And if you do it a third time, that will be three strikes and you will be disconnected from Telegram. Like, he tries to do this thing where he's, like, super cool and, like, chill, and you can just tell that he has, like, that abusive, controlling dickhead personality. That's exactly- when I listen to him talk to people, I'm like, that's exactly how he talked to his wife. No, wife, you will not do that. If you do that again, you're on your second strike now. This rule I just made up, you're on your second strike of this thing I just- I just created off the top of my head. If you do it a third time, I will beat the fuck out of you and my child. 1:42:27 Unknown_14: Uh, he's a real- he's a real fucking scumbag. He had a fight with Nick Fuentes, and he basically told Nick that you shouldn't have teamed up with a pedophile brown person and a Jewish coal burner to begin with. And Nick Fuentes was like, nah. And then everyone got mad at him. But Big Tech's just like, I'll still suck your dick, Nick Fuentes. 1:43:08 Unknown_14: Am I only on my first strike for disagreeing with you? If I suck your dick, will I remove a strike from my strike list of all the strikes that I have against America first? Because I will do that. Unknown_14: He's a real creep. I hope someone beats the fuck out of him with a baseball bat. I hope it's Nick Fuentes Okay Okay, okay All right, we're great we're going green lads we're going green I 1:43:51 Unknown_13: Uh, filter two from Saturday to today from date and time. Unknown_14: Mining Town, Cincinnati for 25 says Josh, thanks for answering my question on data centers as Kiwi forms first elected politician. My political movement won't have cat boys, pedos or gays, just gun loving autists like God intended. One term, zero expense, cut mayor and councils pay. Now this guy emailed me asking for information about setting up data centers because he is in like a small town running for council and he wants to pitch a data center to people. I gave him some outlines of what constitutes a good place for a data center. 1:44:27 Unknown_14: I wish him luck. Unknown_14: Romeo for two says any update on the band user view. Did he send you an email to get his account back yet? Also, thanks for the stream. It's not that I could think of. I don't remember any email from them. $5 from $10 for $2 for $2 for $2 says if you want to grow pretty flowers like tulips, have countenance, this narcissus, et cetera, use ball bros, a hundred percent success rate. I get a whole from seed desire from the post apocalyptic incentive, but for an edible flower, shouldn't there be a little leniency? 1:45:03 Unknown_14: I don't know when I try to grow plants again after I get over my current plant depression I will try to use a bulb for plants bro. I promise garlic seems to be doing well. They came from bulbs Unknown_14: Roberto Chavez for 25 says long time lurker pay picking for my 25th birthday thanks for the last keep the fight majored in software engineering graduated with a 3.8 GPA and intern experience still haven't found a job any career advice conserving all the layoffs open source do work in open source commit anything to anything put something on github make it an open source project people look for open source right now and if not I don't know it'll keep you busy he won't be all depressed and shit 1:45:46 Unknown_14: And you won't fall out of practice and you can get some experimenting in. Unknown_14: Jake Snead for 221 says, Hi Josh, love you daddy. Oh, good luck though. Love you daddy. I was watching Medicare stream for the first time. I noticed the two of you speak similarly, timing, et cetera. Unknown_14: Has Medicare been an inspiration to you? Um, Unknown_14: Oh, I hope it doesn't come across as I'm trying to mimic anybody. I liked a lot of Jim's videos. Unknown_14: I'm not trying to cop any of his style, though. I resisted certain things like superchats and stuff for a long time, specifically because it was really criticized from him. But, I don't know. I don't intentionally try to mimic anything from him. 1:46:27 Unknown_14: Baldo peggins for five says boy this afro ban lawsuit with the Adam County Sheriff's Department sure is crazy too bad There's no popular law to were to cover it. Unknown_14: I Have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, it really has gone under the radar If only there were some law people to talk about law stuff on the YouTube Unknown_14: Jake Sneed again for 221 says, love your snotty voice Josh, makes me want to put my mouth on your nose and suck the snot out, that is fucking vile. Nope for 220 says, sorry for bothering you with my tissues or my issues trying to register, having this for the trouble. Oh, this guy kept sending me emails asking for help registering and I guess he figured it out and sent me $20, that's nice of him, thank you. Congratulations on registering. 1:47:04 Unknown_14: Bobby 25 for 10 says check out the song mr magical mixture it's quickly become one of my favorite songs of all time the music video for it is also really good if you don't end up Unknown_14: Don't have an end song picked out, I assure you it'll be amazing. I definitely have an end song picked out. I have something super special picked out. I will put that aside, so I can listen to it though. Unknown_14: Jake Sneed for 442 says, sorry for the abuse, here's 4 bucks. Hashtag Demilgame. Thank you very much, I appreciate it. Hashtag Demilgame, even though everyone seems to hate him. 1:47:41 Unknown_14: Caution Extreme Gaming Inside for 10 says, fuck, marry, kill, Nora Fefe Horace, answer Juj. Absolutely not. Unknown_14: Nor is the only tolerable person out of that list of people. I'll leave you to figure out how that would be arranged. Unknown_14: Ganka for two says, I gave you $100 during the last week, didn't read it. Just want to make sure you got the money. Hope you have a good weekend. Unknown_14: Well, I mean, my dude, if you send me $100 and I didn't read your super chat, you should just send me an email. 1:48:14 Unknown_14: And uh, I will look into it. I don't see it. I'm looking at the list. I searched Genka as like a thing in my super chats, and I don't see it at all. So, um, if that charged, you should complain because I definitely don't see it. As long as you put it like under the Genka name. You can just email me if you have an issue like that. You don't have to send it. You don't have to send in money to get tech support. If you tried to do something and it didn't work, let me know. Unknown_14: Crack Pied Cowboy for $20 says, good day Josh! Here's $20 for more Benadryl and an Arabic Orthodox Christian hymn for the background. I hope you get to feeling better. You've been making my weekend much better. Fiance says, ciao! Italian flag. And there's a link. 1:48:46 Unknown_13: I'll put this in the background. Unknown_14: That is Arabic, that's interesting. Unknown_14: Where would you even get Arabic Orthodox music from? Like, Azerbaijan, Armenia? That's weird. 1:49:20 Unknown_14: Uh, okay. Unknown_14: Abominable homan for fi- let me know if it's too loud. Abominable homan for fire says- So Keffels has one failed ratio on Twitter and immediately quits the platform. Meanwhile, the, uh, Ralph the Mail was able to put on a show despite his horse possibly leasing and, well, blasted out of his mind on who knows what. Pathetic. That's true. Keffels is very pathetic. Um, I have a funny training story, but I'll have to save it for later. So it's on the back burner of things, of funny stories to bring up eventually. 1:49:53 Unknown_14: Any kind of pushback though, and they topple right over. You just gotta say no. Unknown_14: Eat dirt, drink bleach for two says, thank you for all you do in putting up with the turbo autism, long life, and the Kiwi. Long live the Kiwi farms, I have to say. Thank you, I appreciate it. I agree. Long live. Unknown_14: Anonymous for 221 says, now's the time to switch to kiwifarms.co.ck. Unknown_14: Oh, is that like a, I don't know what CK is. Unknown_14: What domain is that? I usually know all the top level domain names. 1:50:26 Unknown_14: Oh, this is... Chile? No, that's not right. What is this? Unknown_14: Oh, the Cook Islands, okay. Unknown_14: I don't think that the Cook Islands is part of the British Dominion. It will be a good place for the Kiwi farms. Thank you, though. Oh, jeez. Okay, fine. 1:51:05 Unknown_13: Very good. Gimli gave me $4 by the way, I don't do it for less than $10. Unknown_14: I... Unknown_14: I've never been a feeder. It's true though, you guys coerced me into not talking about fat women as much because I didn't want to be called a feeder anymore. Not gonna lie, chat, not gonna lie. Unknown_14: Thank you. Unknown_14: XXTheInternetNiggaXX for 763 says, get your ass on NLNIX my nigga. 1:51:42 Unknown_14: My ISP to Kiwi Farms is 100ms slower over NTT, but IPVPNKF is 60% because the VPN is connected to AMS-IX and my ISP only has NL-IX. Why haven't you set up IPv6 yet? I am working on IPv6, and the reason why NTT is not connecting you to the Kiwi Farms through the AMS-IX is because NTT is blackholing, or refusing to peer with Terrahost, which is our provider in the Netherlands. We're switching off of that soon, but you should definitely complain to NTT about their black holing and route Manipulation because that's the reason why you have a hundred millisecond connection to Tier one and fucking Canada as opposed to a real actual Nearby data center that would connect you much faster Snigger for ten says hey Josh. Here's the video of Ethan Ralph seething about May and implying She's gonna try and jump in your bed. Yeah. Oh 1:52:30 Unknown_14: I didn't even see this. No, no, no, I don't. Nice try. I have it on autopilot. Nice try guy. Nice try. I learned from my mistakes. Not falling for that one. I hope Snigger is seething in chat right now. Unknown_14: Uh, Strega for four says, Hey Josh, could you recommend some unpaused reading on the topic of Weimar Republic? Unknown_14: no um what is the book that uh that christopher hitchens talks about in his uh hate speech thing hitchens hate speech um there is a very specific book he mentions 1:53:27 Unknown_10: Um, let's see. I'm skipping through. It's in the speech somewhere. It's David Irving's something. That's it. David Irving's... And he wrote a book called... 1:54:01 Unknown_13: Is it Hitler's war? Unknown_13: Does anyone know what book I'm talking about? Unknown_13: Is it Hitler's war? Unknown_14: Yeah, he's what's considered... David Irving is criticized as being a historical revisionist downplaying the role of Nazi Germany in the Holocaust. He was banned in Austria for downplaying war crimes and was eventually arrested before being released. I would not suggest Hitler's War by David Irving and I have not read it because I don't support hate speech. 1:54:39 Unknown_14: There you go. Unknown_14: Koya Dante for 15 says Devon stack a black pilled hates Tucker Carlson because he believes he's a crypto Jew based on the theory that the red string bracelet he always wears on his left wrist is a cabal evil eye amulet it's hard to tell for sure in the resolution we see it Evil eye amulet you mean the the fucking thing that Turks wear all the Turkish people with their little blue eyes they hang up in their cabs and shit Unknown_14: Like, people look for reasons to hate everybody, okay? And the thing with Devin Sack is that he is literally so blackpilled. That's why, like with my little Jerry Springer quote, it's like, you can be like a evil racist who hates everything, but you have to be funny. 1:55:19 Unknown_14: And he can't be a sourpuss about absolutely everything, because nobody wants to be around a fucking miserable sourpuss all the time. Unknown_14: I've watched a couple of his videos, and I like what he says, and he can be very eloquent, but I can't really watch a ton of his videos, because he is very, very negative. And it's like, so you're gonna write off someone, and look, I'm not like a huge Tucker fan, I don't watch his fucking show. I've seen a couple clips of his where it's like, wow, that's really one point for somebody who's on national television. But you're gonna say like, oh he wears a bracelet so he's like a part of a like a pedophile cabal Because he wears like a Turkish blue-eye amulet that you can find in every taxi cab in Serbia like come on People have to be a little bit more pragmatic than that I think No, I don't know exactly what you're talking about so I can only infer 1:55:56 Unknown_14: Anonymous for 30 says here's some dollars to help you get more seed from sneeds from your garden My family's been doing the same but has also been raising chickens by the way congratulations on your new rap career Look to your god. I cannot find funny cuz he's black. He's just he's just every black guy ever He gets on there, and I guess you want me to show this it's like a fine final plant 1:56:36 Unknown_14: Look to your God, I cannot find funny cause he's black. He's just, he's just every black guy ever. He gets on there and be like, you should kill yourself. I got the BBC nigga. And that's him like every stream. And it's like, yeah, that's just the black guy. He's just acting like a black guy does. I don't, I don't know why I should care just because he's playing fighting games. He's not dark side filled with black. He's just a black guy playing fighting games. 1:57:08 Unknown_15: I got Unknown_15: Oh, that's a great album art. Wonderful. Thank you, friend. 1:57:47 Unknown_14: You didn't, were you the one that made that though? Cause I remember seeing that like in a, in a thread somewhere at some point. And I thought that was pretty good. Unknown_14: Thank you though. Unknown_14: Yeah, I stand by that. That's very true. Oh, God damn it. Unknown_14: I thought I could, I thought, I thought I could have Telegram open, huh? Unknown_14: No, sir. Can't do that. Unknown_14: SuperDreadnought, RealCanonGustavMax for 368 says, thoughts on Big Dota patch? I haven't played Dota in a couple weeks. Sorry. 1:58:20 Unknown_14: I can't comment on it. I don't get to play very many games these days. Unknown_14: BaseHistory for 10 says, in the 30s it was quite popular to compare Hitler, Stalin, and FDR as a complement to FDR. The only change was when the Nazis invaded the Soviets. Unknown_14: If they hadn't, they'd still be defended today by the same people who sent for the Soviet Union. Unknown_14: Don't even get me started. I fucking hate FDR. Every time I think about FDR, I have like a blood vessel in my brain that starts to bulge like it's gonna explode. Unknown_14: Yeah, the 30s were a very different place and we were all subjected to propaganda campaign. Then we rewrote history and now we're just retards and we suffer. But then again, I saw a silver coin. 1:58:53 Unknown_14: And it was President Hindenburg, Reichspresident Hindenburg, the last president of Germany before Hitler passed the Enabling Act and became the Führer, and it said on it that, Unknown_14: It was in German, but I translated it and it said something like, Hindenburg, now rest in Valhalla. And I thought that was interesting. And I've always wondered, maybe the Germans lost because they started adopting Neo-Paganism. And... And that jinxed the whole operation. That fucked everything up. Because it is interesting seeing, like, pre, like, 1930 artifacts of, like, shit like that, and it has, like, Neo-Pagan shit on it. Like, that's kinda weird. 1:59:31 Unknown_14: It's all, basically what I'm saying, it's all Himmler's fault. They should have abandoned him in Nepal. Uh, Anonymous for 10 says, humble book suggestion, James Burnham, The Machiavellians, Defender of Freedom. It can be a heavy read in places, but it's worthwhile. I, dude, I feel bad for people giving me like suggestions and shit. Like I have no time for anything anymore. Um, 2:00:08 Unknown_14: I'll just reread it again for people who are interested because I guess that one guy was looking for a book suggestion. People are coming to me asking for book suggestions. I've read like five books in the last three years. I'm not the guy to come to for book suggestions. James Burnham's the Machiavellians defender of freedom. Unknown_14: It's apparently it's worthwhile. Thank you though. Unknown_14: Uh, ice Mexican for 15 says good Ukrainian evening. Mr. Potter, here's a short video of a beautiful 100% not cringe, super based Israel loving red blooded American girl. 2:00:50 Unknown_13: Just a woman in a bikini shooting shit. Unknown_14: Whenever I see videos like this, I'm thinking like, Unknown_14: Did they buy that beer to shoot it? Or was that like in their house? I hope it was in their house before they started shooting it. But then again, it's like Kid Rock did the exact same thing where he was shooting Bud Light. I'm like, so there's one of two situations here. Either Kid Rock went out to the store and bought Bud Light specifically so he could shoot it in his backyard, or millionaire country rock star Chris Rock drinks Bud Light, which is more embarrassing. Um... I don't know, I guess any excuse to shoot things. I guess Bud Light is about as cheap as like a proper printed target, huh? 2:01:35 Unknown_13: Kid Rock, not Chris Rock. I didn't say Chris Rock. Unknown_14: I don't think at least. Unknown_14: Whatever, Chris Rock's funny. Unknown_14: He was great as a zebra. Unknown_14: Ace of speds for 442 says, I don't think it's allergies. It's the curse of the mountain Jews. So I cast a circle of protection on New Jersey. So moat it be with the witches circle. I think it's the, I think it's the tree comb that's invading my face holes right now. I don't think it's, I think that what's her face is, is, uh, she's still suing me. I'm still waiting on like a final judgment for that, but I don't think it's her. 2:02:10 Unknown_14: Thank you. Unknown_14: Cross McNull for five says, Josh, I was in a bad car crash yesterday. Third one I've been in three month period. I'm having misfortunes happen and I'm at the end of my rope. Had my friend not taken my gun, I would already be gone. I don't see a future anymore. Please white pill me. Unknown_14: Um, stop fucking driving. 2:02:46 Unknown_14: I don't know bro white pill you I guess you didn't die in any of those car accidents maybe there's a reason for that What am I supposed to say to that? Go hiking. Unknown_14: Listen, in some cities they don't enforce shoplifting anymore. If you're like in California, go out to your local supermarket and just steal a bunch of camping supplies. Go out into a nature preserve. Go out to where the Redwoods are or some shit and just go camping. Look, if you're about to kill yourself, Unknown_14: Your life has now quicksaved. You're at that part where you're like in Skyrim. You can just stop playing anytime you want or you can just go like crazy and just like throw pots over people's heads and steal sausages and go live in the trees. Do literally anything you want except driving apparently. The fuck am I supposed to say to that? Dude, come on now. 2:03:35 Unknown_14: AllPoliticiansAreSoullessSubhumansForTwo says, you should watch GCP Grey's videos Rules for Rulers. Too long to watch on stream, but it explains why every politician is a faggot. My takeaway is paradoxical. The more divided people are, the less power the government can have. I disagree. Unknown_14: The more divided people are, the better of a ruling class that you can have. I wrote a whole article about this called Brave New World on my sub stack. 2:04:09 Unknown_14: Explaining why I think that they are attempting to dilute the population. Unknown_14: Because, uh, the more divided people are, the more easily they are to rule, because they're not, like, unified. They can't sit down and sit at a table and think about why things are so fucked up. They can't come to a real, uh, conclusion about what to do about it. They have to vote over stupid shit, because there's no real unifying factor in anything. Unknown_14: Roxanne wolferton says bark bark kennel club member wanted to know if the vtubers are the worst group on kiwi farms where do the furries rank also what are your thoughts on anchovies anchovies are delicious i can eat them out of a out of a jar um the furries are some of the better members because the furries are very drama drama based they're like made for drama so they're pretty they're pretty on subject for the forum as far as that goes 2:05:03 Unknown_14: Kolya Dante for 15 says sniff my man. Yes our sniff Wait sniff Mmm. Yes, my dear quite polony indeed is that I dare say sniff grass. I smell I Can't smell shit, so I don't know if it's grass or pollen or like alien particles, but it's killing me Crispy legs for 11. Thank you though. Crispy legs for 11 says Josh sniffles are cutest sniffles heart emoji. Thank you. Crispy legs. I appreciate it and Nomads Taken for 3 says, hey chat, you will join the Fediverse at kiwifarms.cc and you will follow at boobalover and enjoy my shitty soyjacks. 2:05:37 Unknown_14: There you go. At boobalover on kiwifarms.cc. Content you will only find on the best Fediverse instance. Unknown_14: St. Jackery's for 10 says Proverbs 28, 19 to 20. He that tilleth his land shall have plenty of bread, but he that followeth after vain persons shall have poverty though. Poverty enough. A faithful man still abound with blessings, but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent. Unknown_14: Yeah, that's true. I agree with that. 2:06:09 Unknown_14: Basically says do your fucking job and stuff. Unknown_14: It's funny to me to think that there were get-rich-quick schemes even in like ancient Israel. You know what I mean? Like even like Jesus was sitting around thinking like, God you fell for that shit? Are you a fucking idiot? Really? Unknown_14: Really? Moloch coin? That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of. Unknown_14: Uh, WinstonFujimori410 says, Jack Dorsey seems to be trying to make his own version of the Fediverse that will be like woke Twitter when he was running it. Instances like Post, NiceCrewKF will be banned. Jack is such a piece of shit, I hope he gets unalive by a wild pack of neighbors. Well, if he does, it will be his fault. Um, but if it's like a truly decentralized platform, then he can't really ban us. 2:06:41 Unknown_14: But who knows, we'll see. Uh, we'll look into it once it becomes more viable as a platform. Unknown_14: Neighborhood Jenny for 10 says hey Josh friendly middle school janitor here again got any good podcast recommendations I'm looking for new stuff. I can listen to while I clean out of you know urinals his $10 for your trouble TIA Red letter media is funny. I don't know if that counts as a podcast though I Really don't listen to any podcasts 2:07:20 Unknown_14: As of the last year, like since the Keffel shit, I have done nothing but work. I have no book recommendations, no movie recommendations, no music recommendations. I have nothing to offer you except my blood and sweat. Okay chat, I apologize. I am not consuming any media at the moment. Unknown_14: PKA is alright, apparently from Geisted. Last podcast on the left is fun, says Internet Person. 2:07:59 Unknown_14: Come town from some anime avatar. I wouldn't trust him. There you go The guy that runs content come town is like a tranny chaser that wants to buttfuck keffels in his manhole. Just so you know I'm pretty sure at least Unknown_14: Hexagon for 55 55 says hey Josh is your oxen Loki donation address also your session manager messenger ID No, it is not. I do not have session I can get session or you can just send me an email for whatever I Don't know if I have open pgp. I definitely do on proton mail if you trust that I 2:08:32 Unknown_14: Jim gna for five says so I got the eye surgery yesterday and now that I have 2020 vision I can confirm that trainings are even more hideous in 4k I pay out of pocket because being able to see is considered cosmetic it cutting off your dick is considered life-saving surgery Unknown_14: Oh, I thought that this was going to be a Baked Alaska roleplay tweet. I was waiting for the pitch to go see, um, to go listen to Baked Alaska's prayer streams or something. Well, congrats on being able to see mineezy. 2:09:06 Unknown_14: And yeah, it is true to hear, hear them go like life. This is like life-saving surgery. This is like not the theory. This is healthcare for children. If you don't support healthcare for children, you don't want children. It's kind of cringe. I really fucking hate that shit. Unknown_14: Tiger Woods for Pipe says, last month you talked about party cheese salad. When I was young I started eating at a buffet. I believe I ate a salad that was green, yellowish, and had celery and other odd things. I think I literally ate the same party cheese salad. It tasted fine. Unknown_14: We have a party cheese salad enjoyer. That should be your new nickname. If you register on the Kiwi Farms, you should just use the name Party Cheese Salad Enjoyer. It seems like it would suit you pretty well. 2:09:39 Unknown_14: Haramberger for two says great stream Josh and the fish tank section is great credit alamy stock photo This might also interest you find out the top five habits of successful CFOs here Amazon left scrambling as prime users find out about secret deals sponsored links What the fuck is this a I can't even decipher this shit I give up on you. Oh 2:10:11 Unknown_14: You don't get paid enough for this. Trying to figure out what the fuck you're trying to say. I feel like a psych ward would probably be more calm because you can administer like medications to people when they need it. In Sam Hyde's show they just give them alcohol and they throw up and asphyxiate on their vomit. Unknown_14: Let me see on your face Josh for five says gonna miss your sweet voice live, but gotta ask Is it true that may had her sights on you got to be careful now that she is free from the stables Yeah, she tried to hit on me after she broke up with did you really think? 2:10:44 Unknown_14: I told her to fuck off because she's hideous. Unknown_14: Anonymous for 2 says, and she's into anime and children. Anonymous for 2 says, because of those fish tank clips, you'd think it'd eventually cut away to them all reenacting the blood orgy scene from the Event Horizon we see in Sam Hyde hold up his own gouged out eyeballs to the camera speaking pig Latin. Good horror movie, by the way. Well, there you go. There's a movie recommendation for all your consumers out there. Event Horizon. Unknown_14: Unser Führer Ethan Ralph for 97.32 says, How do I get back into Kiwi Farms? I'm locked out since locale email went down. Locale email will be back up this week, I promise. Just hang in there. Jake Steed for 221 says, Fishtank Correction, the show has been funded by Sam, but Jet is the mastermind slash creator. Also, the crew, aka Sharks, also clean the house out during the night and gives rewards to contestants. That's nice. I'm glad that Jet's pulling his own weight there. I didn't mean to make him sound like such a doofus if he's such a genius. He does got that big ol' head. I guess there's some brains up in there. 2:11:17 Unknown_14: EatDirtDrinkBleach42 says, I've never seen this show as he gets every name right and recounts events accurately in chronological order. I'm telling you, I read through the thread as it was happening. I've never seen it though. 2:11:54 Unknown_14: I can do the same thing with a lot of like TV shows and anime. I'm just like exposed to all the bullshit. Unknown_14: Anime for five says the two anime girls are Catawa Soju and a visual novel made by 4chaners. Unknown_14: You of all people should know this. Shame on you. How the fuck would I know this bro? How the fuck? Why the fuck would you think I would know this shit? You think that the anime thing is like a joke and I read 4chan animes? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you. 2:12:29 Unknown_14: I have no idea what's up with Chris. Literally haven't even thought about it. He might be homeless. He might be in a homeless shelter sucking dick for cash like everyone wanted. Who knows? Unknown_14: Perturabo, Lord of Iron for 20 says, Hello Jersh, fellow enuns. Josie isn't a troon and is just autistic in real life as in the tank. Also, have you listened to Philc yet? You fucking better if you haven't. Okay, fine. I'll bring it up on YouTube. YouTube.com and then search Philc. I got it up on a tab. It's ready to go. I apologize. I'll listen to your fucking music. I promise. I swear to you. 2:13:01 Unknown_14: Snigger says, Juice, my post was a cautionary tale regarding BPD women. I was not simping, I only simped for John. Unknown_14: Snigger is a chat fixture, and he regales chat every so often with his stories of Olivia. 2:13:43 Unknown_14: Most of chat is convinced that Olivia does not exist and Snigger is talking about his imaginary friend. However, according to his own story, Snigger is a drug addict and his, uh, I don't think he ever actually got with this Olivia. He just simps for her bad in real life. Unknown_14: And, Unknown_14: um she is so put off by him she's become a lesbian and he's still thirst for her and has like a 50 year old plan to make Olivia his girlfriend um but his advice to all the people in the fish tank thread is that bpd pussy is great but you have to accept the price that comes with it um there you go thank you snigger take care of yourself my boy 2:14:29 Unknown_14: Peter Musgrave for 221 says, the reason Ralph called his son Zanider is because it's the only two things he loves. It's true. Zanny Alexander, that's a great nickname. Like Cozy Rosie, Zanny Alexander. Perfect. It's like pottery, it rhymes. Unknown_14: Rungle41106 says, One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself. He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy, which startled him and made him pee everywhere on the floor, and Woody too. Unknown_14: Being drenched in this- in his eww. And that is the copypasta from, uh... 2:15:07 Unknown_14: SS-13 that you're not allowed to read because you'll be valid and everyone will kill you Why did you read that because somebody paid me to and I'm delirious from antihistamines Florida for 40 says Josh. I will not stand by you slandering my good name I only asked for those nudes because my black friend was in a cord call and I had to show him the hog He was thirsting after John victory imminent Unknown_14: Well, I can only show you what you posted on the internet, and what you posted on the internet is vile, offensive, and disgusting to the ordinary person. Okay. I don't know what else to say about that. Unknown_14: Mr. Man for 22 to 12 says, Xander is a prospective kid. When I see Ethan's face, I point and laugh too. Oh. 2:15:52 Unknown_14: I mean, it's true. He sees Ethan Ralph walks in and he mistakes him for a fucking cartoon character. He says, wow, you're like that big dumb dog in my cartoons. Unknown_14: Poor Zanny. Poor Zanny Xander. Unknown_14: Froggy Woggy for two says, I stopped watching Fishtank Live to catch Amani Live. It was hard to choose which retod to watch, but Josh went out and didn't even have to pay $40 to join his chat. It's true if you think about it, the Kiwi Farms chat for the Fishtank is like a bootleg. I should be charging those motherf- I'll even tell them. I'm gonna go up there to the chat right now, and I'll say, to the Fishtank, I'll say, you fuckers owe me $40, $40 each. 2:16:26 Unknown_14: I gotta, I gotta remind them. I gotta remind them what they owe. Unknown_14: I love Japanese cartoons for 20 to 21 says hey Josh It's the guy who asked for advice while being fired poor and had his great-grandfather's goldfish die from AIDS I want to say thank you. I'm now the leader of my own country, and I made gold-backed currency love to nuke Israel Thanks again. If that was that's bullshit I know it's bullshit because if you had backed your currency with gold the CIA would have assassinated you by now Nice try guy 2:17:14 Unknown_14: Eat dirt, drink bleach for Tuesday, shut that door, abort that baby, stable that horse, jam those bees. That's quite clever. Thank you. Nylons for Tuesday says, Ethan, a cat is fine too, Ralph. Oh, please don't molest the cat. That cat's probably already fucking dead. It's like a, it's like 40 plus degrees. It's a hundred, a hundred something degrees Fahrenheit in Merida right now. That cat's already fried. Unless he has someone checking on it. That was supposed to be Mae's job, but she abandoned the stable. Unknown_14: Though, I don't know. I won't even wager. I don't think she took the cat, because she's not been magnanimous enough to care for anything, let alone an animal. 2:17:54 Unknown_14: Catboy Ranch Dressing for Two says, if even Ralph pulls a Ronnie McNutt and blows his brains out in front of that cozy TV wallpaper on livestream, it'll be the greatest LOLCAL finale of all time. It's true. If he wants to be memorialized like Ronnie McNutt, there's definitely a shortcut to doing that. Unknown_14: But I will say no more. Unknown_14: Guy sent me an email. Unknown_14: He says, nice stream today. So he knows that I'm live and he sends me an email and he wants to know about his patches. I'll get to him after the stream. My dude, I'm going to cut my, close my email for now though. Unknown_14: Um, baby come back for two 21 says Dick Masterson is such a great friend that he left Ralph a violent felon in a room with a loaded shotgun while he was drunk in highlands annex. It's true. I have a clip for the outro ready to go. 2:18:45 Unknown_14: AnimeSucksKopenSneed46 says, Josh, what do you think of this as a bumper sticker? And then he links to a 4chan image. Oh boy, I can't wait. What are we going to see? Unknown_13: Oh. Unknown_13: Wow, there's a lot going on with this. Unknown_13: It appears to be a car. Unknown_14: With a big bumper sticker that says, Anime Sucks, Copen Sneed, and then there is like a furry doing an Ehego face. 2:19:21 Unknown_14: So, um, it seems to be a little bit of base, but then a little bit of cringe. And he appears to have used the Team Fortress 2 font for his bumper sticker, I don't know why. Unknown_14: Cherry410 says, No mods, no masters, only Mega Men. Love the Madi... Matrix Room. And then there's a picture. Unknown_14: And they have spelled out the N-word. Every single person has a Mega Man avatar and says their names are something in Japanese, which is fucking vile. I cannot believe you sent this to me and wanted me to praise this. Unknown_14: TND of Ochre from 553 says, I bring a sad story here today. I got scammed by my Nigerian. I went to take a taxi for 10 miles and he charged me $80. Sadly, I let down my racism. Otherwise I wouldn't have entered the car. Therefore, always remember around blacks, dot, dot, dot. 2:19:57 Unknown_14: Um, geez. Unknown_14: Yeah. Why didn't you call him out? Why'd you just pay? That's the, that's the bigger shame. You paid out $80 for a $10 trip. She had said something like, uh, this is bullshit. Did he not even have like a ticker in his car to, to be like, where are you getting this $80 from bro? How'd you fuck this up? 2:20:32 Unknown_14: Pizdick410 says, Hi Josh, I want to give a big shout out to my Rooster Teeth Red homies for keeping it updated on my absence. Unknown_14: And give you a quick video on the update of their shitty logo. And when they started going on about new beautiful icons, I was like, fuck this. Unknown_08: Seriously, in my head, I was like, what the fuck? Pile of shit. Congratulations. Let me tell you something. I fucking agree with you. That company's falling off big time. That is a fucking pile of shit. You changed it to that to make it more clear for users when it was shit. It's awful. They designed it so it's perfectly wrong. Why would you even? 2:21:08 Unknown_14: Misses them talking about another logo and then the roosterteeth people and then they change their own logo and it sucks I see I got you very clever. Thank you Hey, there's a podcast suggestion. So for that guy go watch the roosterteeth podcast. They need some listeners apparently Moist cloaca liquor which is fucking disgusting for 11 says here Josh comes here Josh some good music macro blank and then there is Japanese 51 oh this is like an entire album okay this is like like instrumentals i think i need more of those because i've run out of intro music to play thank you eat dirt drink bleach for two says personally you make shill mode entertaining it's always worth sticking around for i hope so i don't want to be boring while i'm on air that would suck ass wow appreciate it 2:21:41 Unknown_14: Oh, they want me to play this. Okay, fine. I can do this. Even though this is $2. Shekelberg for two says, watch this please. He begs me. Unknown_14: And then he wants me to play John stomping on mustard, which I was aware of, but I didn't mention. Unknown_13: Oh wait, this is the wrong one. Whoops. Unknown_13: Let's open some more. 2:22:35 Unknown_09: Okay, that's open. Okay. All right, let's have John not be... John, don't do anything for this challenge. Just relax, okay? You take over. John, you gotta not smash mustard bottles and shit, so just don't do anything. Run this one out. Okay. Thank you. And say, yes, sensei. Yes, sensei. Unknown_15: Let's open some more. Let's open some more. Unknown_14: So the challenge was to open mustard bottles and just smash it? I don't know, that's just... That's not my type of humor, I don't know what to say. It's just like he's being a retard on purpose. It's different than being a retard on accident, which is much funnier, objectively. 2:23:07 Unknown_14: For the ghosts, not the cameras, for five says, looks Crowder made the mistake of not feeding his female a crippling quantity of food to ensure maximum loyalty through minimizing the capacity to travel long distances. Josh, what are your thoughts on base BBW Bratcog, Slam Ham, Nail Whales, Save the West. Unknown_14: That's so fucking stupid. Fuck you. 2:23:48 Unknown_14: Eat dirt drink bleach for two says you're not committed to me change my mind I don't think she could she wouldn't put on the gloves and do her wifely duties of cleaning up dog shit I am so fucking we taught it for five for four says I didn't expect the intro music would come up as I was listening to it in another adult swim music earlier this morning Also, isn't Steven Crowder gay? Apparently he came out as bi or something. I don't know. I don't know the details about Steven Crowder Thankfully, I don't know the fucking deal saw him Unknown_14: Danny Hawk for two says surprised you didn't play gun clips of him shit face that dick studio streaming and talking about the house horse separating from him people pointed out there's a shotgun in that room is it actually loaded I don't know much about dick other than him being a weirdo it might be loaded there's a giant dildo he might use any edit either at any point don't you worry I will definitely play a clip of Ethan Ralph shit face rice lover for two says eating rice when you were talking about the poopoo tranny I'm no longer eating my rice thanks well I'm sorry to the private Chinaman of his rice I hope that you get better soon 2:24:48 Unknown_14: Guma Toro for Tuesday's jerseys. I'm not sorry about my comments on the farms I will have my Queen Josie step on my balls yet another Guma Toro W. Also. Hello. Hello Guma Toro I hope that you recover from your fatal case of simpage, but I don't think that you can recover from such open and avowed simpage Unknown_14: Tanuki bad breaker for 774 says yo here about the immature killing off adult content more importantly in the deleting all stuff uploaded by non-members So get ready for more dead links everywhere. They're not just got a little more lowercase Also, check out the corpse crusade on scene. Yes. I've heard I didn't know they were killing off all adult content, but the 2:25:22 Unknown_14: The non-member stuff is a bit concerning. Unknown_14: Yeah, that's gonna kill a lot of content, but thankfully the Kiwi Farms has an image proxy. I just hope that it has most stuff. I have not deleted any images from the image proxy in forever, so I think that we do have all the Imgur stuff still. Unknown_14: But I've been encouraging people not to use Imgur links for years now, so it won't affect us too much, but it will affect a lot of people. Unknown_14: But, I mean, Imgur has always sucked, so I'm not surprised. Unknown_14: ShiftyGrin410 says, thanks for all the shit you do, show, website, etc. It's all appreciated. Also, did you hear about the YouTuber who blew his brains out with a shotgun on stream? I was subbed to the guy, got it in my notifications, haven't laughed so hard in a while. 2:25:56 Unknown_14: No, I haven't heard about that. Unknown_14: Um... Sucks to be him, I guess. At least he did it on stream. Anything to make YouTube look bad is a win in my book. Unknown_14: HewlettFan96 for 442 says, are we bad people? I genuinely wonder sometimes. No. Unknown_14: I'm not. Maybe you are. I'm not. Sina Ho for 2 says, crazy how iDubbbz turned into a cuck, has a whore wife, meanwhile Leafy1 is living comfy in Utah with millions, and has beaten the ratioing tranny into Twitter retirement. It was God's plan. God's plan. 2:26:32 Unknown_14: Maybe. I don't know anything about Leafy, so I can't feel too happy for him. But if he is a nice guy, I hope everything's working out for him. I hope iDubbbz eats shit forever and ever. Unknown_13: Crackpipecowboyfortwo says, I'm glad you asked Josh. Unknown_14: Arabic Christians are some of the oldest Orthodox Christians in the world. The Antiochian jurisdiction is the most of the Arabic world and one of the largest parts of Orthodoxy in America. I like to sing their style of hymns and Psalter. 2:27:05 Unknown_14: Yeah, I imagine that most Christians in the Middle East are getting the fuck out. I can't blame them. I'd rather have them in the U.S. than, like, other Arabs. Unknown_14: That's cool. Unknown_14: I imagine, I think they're all, I don't know, they got all fucking genocided and like force converted and shit. Unknown_14: It's more impressive to me to be like, I'd rather, I'll put it this way. I'd rather have a Christian Syrian in the US. than a Bosnian. Because the Christian Syrian managed to avoid being genocided for like 2,000 years and the Bosnian just gave up. Because like Mehmet said, you gotta be Muslim now. And they're just like, yes master, I will be Muslim. And then they didn't think about it ever again. 2:27:42 Unknown_14: Uh, Shifty Grin for 10 says, uh, thanks for all you do- Oh wait, I never read this. Unknown_14: Snigger for 10 says, alright Josh, you win this time, but please play this video by anonymous about the YouTube security- Oh my fucking god, these fucking videos are killing me. I'll never get through this segment if everyone wants a video. Unknown_13: Oh, this is- Oh, I played it on the other one. 2:28:18 Unknown_14: I didn't play it on the browser that doesn't automatically play it. You got your- Fuck you, Snigger, you piece of shit. Unknown_14: Operator appreciator 410 says please watch another fucking video How do I take into like a repair shop and say my computer has fucking down? Oh, you have art to it that you made. Okay, cool. I'll play that How do I take into like a repair shop and say my computer has fucking down syndrome and it just or it's it truned out It's a fucking tranny computer and it just randomly decides to kill itself. Oh Unknown_14: I fixed it by myself. I've, I, uh, I figured out that the Ram was unseated. 2:28:53 Unknown_14: I'm glad I figured it out. I'm so smart. Damn, I'm smart. I'm such a gangster. I figured it out by myself. Thank you though. Ocean read Oxford 10 says, speaking of very nice art, by the way, uh, ocean reduction says, speaking of fighting game, street fighter six, artificial intelligence is ridiculously unfair. Also, I swear I asked this before, but do you drink and what's your go to liquor? Unknown_14: Um, Unknown_14: I do not drink. I often like maybe once a month tops. 2:29:26 Unknown_14: Uh, Rakiya is delicious though. Unknown_14: Rakiya is some of the best alcohol I've ever had. Um, Unknown_14: But besides that, like in Ukraine, I would get like a liter of really cheap vodka in Ukraine. And it's like 30 krivna and it's like a whole liter and it's pure distilled. It's really clean. And I would just like, I would just take a shot each night to relax a little bit while playing video games. And that would be my alcohol consumption. Unknown_14: And that one liter would last me like, you know, all month. 2:30:05 Unknown_14: Um, Romeo for four says Steven Crowder just recently came out as bisexual. He and his wife Hillary are now divorcing because Crowder got cosmetic surgery and miss his wife giving birth to twins. Also Tucker put out a video since he got fired and 68 million views on Twitter. Unknown_14: Wow, uh, I did see the Tucker Carlson video. The Tucker Carlson video was just him saying, you know, I'm glad to be detached from the media for a little bit. I've already learned to appreciate life a little bit more, which is nice. Uh, Steven Crowder coming out of his bike when his wife is pregnant is fucking disgusting. He might actually turn out if he's getting cosmetic surgery. Um, that's really mentally ill. I'm glad I never liked him. 2:30:40 Unknown_14: Joshua Connor Moon spelled wrong for two says, I Joshua Connor Moon duly sweared under penalty of death that Chantel's gut makes from both the best. Yeah, I'm not reading this. Fuck you. Unknown_14: Then he says, Inshallah. Yeah, Inshallah, my dude. Numbers for two says, if Ralph moves in with Dick Masterson, can you make a segment that said, it's time to beat your dick? Unknown_14: Maybe. You're really putting the horse before the cart there, buddy boy. Unknown_14: Research purposes mostly for five says, I think you know what clip it is. Love you, Josh. Thanks for the best show on the lowercase I, uppercase net or net. It says, keep it up, buddy. Maybe hit us with another juicy stream. 2:31:20 Unknown_14: I don't know. I do not know what that's in there. Oh, okay. The outro clip. Yeah. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. Unknown_14: Louis for two says Aiden Paladin was in a gator stream to make fun of Hassan Piker. She got drunk, started talking in Japanese, yelled to Hassan Gaijin and get out of my country and started to cry about a hacker harassing her and calling her his husband, Andrew Tate. Unknown_14: Um, Unknown_14: Yeah, I would never drink on stream. I think I've drank a little bit on stream, but not like with other people. That sounds like a fucking disaster. 2:31:52 Unknown_14: Probably would not suggest that to people. Unknown_14: MrReShopper410 says, Re, answer my email about FFmpeg code, Josh, I miss code. This guy emails me a lot, trying to help out with the coding project, and I told him, I'm looking for a way to thumbnail images with Rust, using FFmpeg preferably, as reliably as possible. And he keeps writing me emails saying, like, what his plans are. And I'm like, okay. And he hasn't sent me any code. And I keep telling them, like, I'm thinking of doing it this way. And he's like, yeah. So I don't know. I think I might just end up using Docker, end up using Docker for it. Cause that seems to be the safest and most effective way to thumbnail, like how I want and the easiest integration too. There's like a little delay, like a second to boot up the Docker for FFmpeg, but that's probably tolerable. I don't thumbnail that much. 2:32:26 Unknown_14: I don't know why he's angry at me though. Unknown_14: Twinkle tart for $100 says here's your pizza money for the week. Fuck the United Kingdom base. Finally. Twinkle tart with the base take the fuck the United Kingdom. Appreciate it. That's very, very nice. Yeah. Winston Fujimori for five says, uh, sorry for being out of the loop, but why do they call you Jewish, Jewish and Jorish? 2:32:59 Unknown_13: Wait, hold up. I'm about to sneeze. Unknown_13: I've never heard jersh before. Unknown_14: They call me jersh because I used to say erver instead of over. I had to teach myself how to say over. Unknown_14: And um, jewish is because it's like Jew. 2:33:32 Unknown_14: So if someone doesn't like me and they want to call me a Jew, they call me jewish. It's not much deeper than that. Unknown_14: Roach Records for 10 says, Hey Josh, can you open your DMs on TikTok? Me and my girlfriend have hundreds of hilarious ones that we really want to send you. Thanks, Josh. Love you. Unknown_14: I don't check TikTok and I'm not opening DMs on that ever, sorry. You can, if you want to send me stuff to look at, you can send it by, post it like on the forum, like in the Met at the Internet thread. Unknown_14: All politicians are soulless subhumans for two says... Unknown_14: I meant that by dividing us, they actually unified everyone in lefty-right. In order to be socially accepted, you need to adopt asinine ideas that are your in-group's doctrine. More demographics, harder to elected. Watch the video, you'll like it. Okay, I might look at it. You'll have better chances of getting me to look at it if you post it in the Maddie thread though. 2:34:07 Unknown_14: Anonymous for two says, has there been thread losses due to technical issues? I could swear there was a gooners third, but now I cannot find it for the life of me. It might be deleted. If it was like complete shit, it's probably gone. If it was just like, um, I think I know what you're talking about though. Unknown_14: I think you're looking at Reddit general. It might've got merged into that. At least according to a Google search. 2:34:43 Unknown_14: Robledorn42 says, hey Perturbo, did you send the super chat? I couldn't hear it over the impenetrable palace defenses. Unknown_14: Is this like... People are like roleplaying with each other in super- It's very strange, chat. I don't even know what game they're referencing. Unknown_14: Thank you, though. Sticker for two says, Josh, you have the lore all wrong. Liv is very much real. We've been friends for almost nine years. We dated on and off for about a year and are still very close. But yes, the fact I'm being cucked by a lesbian, my head cancels that she peaked with men, so switch. No, she decided that men are disgusting because you've debased yourself to her. And nothing I said was wrong. 2:35:16 Unknown_14: You did go to like a drug rehab facility. Why are you lying about this to me, Snigger? Unknown_14: Anonymous for 2212 says nothing. Thank you, Anonymous. You're the best. I appreciate you. Unknown_14: Anonymous for 2 says, Josh, I've been struggling to find work. I have depression. I have ADHD. I've got PTSD. I've got bipolar disorder. I've got schizophrenia. I've got varicose veins. I've got inflated blood vessels. I've got a scratch on my forehead. What should I do? Do meth. 2:35:52 Unknown_14: I do math Winston food tomorrow for five says I want to paste Josie's face and make her still Not reading this Unknown_13: Especially when you get to the part about watching Pippa Pipkin's. Unknown_14: This is enough of that. Unknown_14: Enough of you, Winston. Unknown_14: Cloya Dante for 15 says, if you manage to make it through the Dark Country recommendations without being linked to Brown Bird, let me be the first to recommend them. Singer is immune to the Josh Trunant curse because he's dead. Wonderful. Okay, fine, I'll put that up too, my dude. 2:36:25 Unknown_14: Start with Finger to the Bone and Bilgewater. Okay, maybe I will. I appreciate it. Unknown_14: Flexiglass for $1.84 says, Josh, why do you keep reading all these chats about sitting on your face and sucking your nose? And fat woman, the least demand people pay more to read those out loud. Turned the basement into profit. They usually do pay me pretty well. Unknown_14: I don't know. It's entertainment, I guess. Maybe it's vile. Who knows? I'm just trying to get through the list. My dude. 2:36:58 Unknown_14: Uh, crispy legs for $4.42 says you either saw this and ignored it or you didn't see it. So I'm paying money to force you to see it. Please validate me and don't hurt my feelings. And there's a link to attachment attachment. Oh, I didn't see this at all. Unknown_13: That's cute. Unknown_13: I do like that. Thank you. Unknown_14: Fifty Grin for Two says, here's a thread of the guy who blew his brains out at Safer Work, but he made the screen black so no images of it. Oh, I did hear about that. Unknown_14: What a pussy. It's just like a Chinese kid or like a Hapa. He looks like the, look, he looks like, um, 2:37:34 Unknown_14: He looks like the Chud meme, but Asian. Unknown_13: Is this gonna load? Yeah. Assuming it wants to load. Unknown_13: It may not want to load though. Unknown_13: Sometimes it do be like that. Unknown_13: Oh, I guess I don't get to show you. It's in the girl's frontline thread. Oh wait, there it is. 2:38:06 Unknown_14: Okay. Unknown_14: There you go. This is the guy that killed himself. He blacked out the screen instead of showing it for whatever reason. And he looks like the Chud meme, but like a Hapa. Unknown_14: Okay, I'll now put the nice fan art back up. Unknown_14: Tatters for 10 says, Andy burned the salad. Unknown_14: Oh, that's like a fish tank thing. Yeah, he like, they're all terrible cooks because they're so maladjusted. They don't know how to feed themselves correctly. Unknown_14: That's true Jim GNA for two says you claim to love the Russian people you have never seen Never once seen you show support for baked Alaska in his chat on cozy TV slash baked, Alaska Nor have I seen you donate to Baked Alaska on power chat live very cringe. It's true You cannot support Russia or the Russian people without giving money to base Orthodox trad Christian Jim GNA aka baked, Alaska 2:38:53 Unknown_14: Rickenbacker410 says, Rickenbacker is cool and next is a fag. Thank you, Rickenbacker. And DotDotDot410 says, six tree emojis, sneezing emoji, six tree emojis. A brutal, ridiculing comment towards my allergy to tree pollen. Unknown_14: I think with that, I'm done. If you have sat around to wait for the epic, amazing outro clip that I have prepared, you will not be disappointed, I promise you. 2:39:32 Unknown_14: Thank you for watching. I will see you next week. I hope to have more good news about the developments of the forum. Unknown_14: And until next time, see you when I see you. If I can find the fucking thing. Unknown_14: There we go. Okay. Unknown_14: Bye bye. Unknown_04: And her grandfather anonymous sent $10 suffer horse. Unknown_04: Yeah. Yeah. Suffer horse. I don't know what that means. 2:40:03 Unknown_04: Yeah, it's your time, it's your day. This is your day. Huh? Huh? Unknown_05: Cunt? Cunt? This is your day. Did you want a day? Well, you got one, bitch. 2:40:42 Unknown_05: Did you want a fucking day?! You got one, cocksucker! 2:42:30 Unknown_03: That could have been a disaster. That could have been a disaster. Unknown_02: Oh no. I almost fell down the whole part of the end of the stairs, dude. Unknown_05: Oh, dude, I didn't fall! He literally said- Literally! 2:43:14 Unknown_03: No, no, go back! No! Unknown_03: No, he literally talks about not falling in the song, dude! Unknown_05: Are you fucking kidding me? Unknown_05: No, wait, wait. Unknown_05: Dude, I'm serious, like... Where is he? 2:43:47 Unknown_05: Where is he? Unknown_05: Dude, like... Like, he seriously... He seriously... Gave a horse the whole thing. Unknown_05: Dude, you didn't give a fuck! 2:44:49 Unknown_05: They don't realize I'm about like... Man, just give me your money. Unknown_05: Hey. Let me ask you this. Unknown_05: It'll cut out in a minute. 2:45:57 Unknown_04: Now... Now... Did anyone order... The Whore's Divorce?