Determination 2023-04-14

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Unknown_09: Thank you.

0:02:25
Unknown_25: You can't fault me for liking this song, okay? I don't care. I don't care if it's from Undertale. You can't tell me that I like this song. It's called Hopes and Dreams. It fills me with fucking courage, okay? With determination, as they might say.

Unknown_26: Right now, across the internet, there are literally trillions of bits being sent to a remote server in a secure and unknown location.

Unknown_26: and uh that is the culmination of months and months of work as we are being brought back to where we were before all my got kicked in by a million trannies and faggot journos and i cannot i cannot literally could not possibly be any more pleased with um the results of it's literally like working on something for half a year and then seeing it come together finally at the end And having a plan for keeping it up, having a plan for dealing with everything. I'm very, very, very, very close to being exactly where I want to be. And I am completely thrilled by it. So I'm feeling great. I'm feeling good. I have some stuff to show you. And already, just by dipping my little toes into the internet once again, I have caused problems for all sorts of people. People are angry at me. People are accusing me of facilitating child pornography. Within 30 seconds of being back on the internet, bringing my entourage with me, people are fucking livid. So... Jeez Louise. Okay, so...

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Unknown_26: I guess I'll just get right into it. If you are late to this show, God forbid, you just will have to listen to this part, this interesting tidbit on the replay. By the way, I should mention that I have taken the time to, now that my shit is back up, to get madatheaternight.com back up, or madi.live will now point to a real website. I have updated both the archive there, the archive on Odyssey, and the RSS feeds with all the recent episodes. So if you've been missing that, I have the replays up so you can access them.

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Unknown_26: And all the patches arrived this week. So if you ordered a patch, it's going out this week. Most people already have their patches coming in through the mail. There's about 300 extra orders that I had to manually put in. I think that those will start shipping either today or on Monday for the last orders. And then I will have some extra. I don't know exactly how many. I have to wait for the final calculations for my inventory. And then I'll decide what to do with that. I might do one last sale and say, you know, either get it or I have to refund you. But that's coming to a close too. Everything that I've been working on is coming to a head in the next month. There's so much going on, not just like with the internet and with my patches and shit, but also with...

0:05:16
Unknown_26: With my personal life, I've been sorting out all sorts of shit, going all over the place, taking care of issues with governments and so on and so forth. I'm so pleased right now.

Unknown_26: Honestly, could not have been a better week for me.

Unknown_26: Um, not everyone got to enjoy the week as I have, uh, but I am, I am thankful for, for how well everything's been turning out. So, uh, among the things that I managed to get set up in the last week, uh, the Fediverse instance, uh, kiwifarms.cc. I was not going to give the URL, but fuck it. I might as well.

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Unknown_26: I should warn you that we're not ready yet for anything. Krunk is still working on getting it back to 100%. He's still connecting everything. There'll probably be some downtime. He's going to fuck with the database live, as he always does.

Unknown_26: So don't expect flawless uptime or anything yet. But...

Unknown_26: If you are one of those people who have been waiting for KiwiFirms.cc to come back up, you are in luck. It is back up. So you can hopefully start playing around with that now. However, if you are on post, you will not be able to have fun with us on the Fediverse because graf has announced that he is within 24 hours 24 hours of kiwifarms.cc coming back online he has already defederated it uh he says we have blocked kiwifarms.cc for no less than eight Dozen reasons. So he's like with Santa Claus, he's got a big long list. He's checking it twice. He's got a dozen things. It's itemized. It's on a PDF somewhere. Thedozenreasons.docx. He can pull them up and show you if he really wants to, but he's going to go right for the throat at the first item. He says, But most importantly, because Josh and Crunklord420 are complacent with hardcore child pornography being displayed on user profiles federating from Pawoo, viewed on kiwifarms.cc, for a while trying to concern troll about our own policies, this will not ever be lifted.

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Unknown_26: So if you don't know, Poo-Woo is a Lolicon instance. The Kiwi Farms has blocked Poo-Woo basically months ago. I mean, it was a moderator action that I forced Crunkward to do because he didn't want to defederate any instances. I told him, really, you have to at least do something about the Lolicon instances. So if you go to our About page... you'll see that there are a list of instances that are completely blocked because they are illegal. And then PuWu is down here with all the Lolicon instances removed and the media is blocked. So if you go to the main timeline, you won't see it. You'll only see that if you specifically search for it and any content hosted on them is not hosted on the KiwiFarm server, it's hosted on PuWu. That's how the Fediverse works.

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Unknown_26: It's a federated service. And while he's saying this, I can actually go to... Let me just pull this up.

Unknown_27: I didn't want to get into this completely, but I'm on a tear. I might as well.

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Unknown_26: If I go to his About section, and I can show you that while he's complaining about this...

Unknown_26: If I take our about page and I take his about page, now keep in mind, these are the two things that we have. We have removed Paloo from the known network and we have set the media force as sensitive. So only if you hunt it down will you be able to proxy it through this server. And again, it's not, not everything is illegal there.

Unknown_26: And it's only been one day, so if there has been illegal stuff on it, we literally have not had the time to even witness it. And I don't think I can actually access archive.is. Maybe I can just access the page directly.

0:09:27
Unknown_26: If not, because archive.is is blocking a lot of proxies now that are causing issues with them.

Unknown_27: I can just summarize this, but I think that I can't actually just go there directly.

Unknown_26: Go to the About section, and I can show you that the reject thing does not include Paloo, but the removal from the whole known network includes Paloo, and the media force as sensitive includes Paloo. So, if he's saying that we are not blocking Paloo to his...

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Unknown_26: uh, requirements to be federated with him. He is also not blocking Poo to his requirements because we have literally demonstrably the exact same setup for filtering Poo. So right away, right off the bat, he is completely full of shit demonstrably.

Unknown_26: And Palooza is another instance that is specifically for Lolicon. It's hosted in Japan. Actually, I think it's hosted in California in the U.S. by a Japanese company. It ran for Japanese people, but it's a Lolicon instance. And he's complaining that we're not blocking it, even though we've only been up for a day. And we've been defederating or filtering it out for months because it's a Lolicon instance. And I told Crunklord to filter out all the popular Lolicon instances, which he's already done. So that's a lie. And he's peddling this. And of course, the anime Crunk has a funny name for them. He calls them the podcast race. It's the race of podcasters, people who only their only contribution to the white race is that they run a podcast saying, well, I'm somewhat trepidatious about them Jews, about them Jays. And that's all they do. That's, that's their collective contribution to the hot race, which they deem the master races that they run a fucking podcast saying, uh, white people are the best. So, uh,

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Unknown_26: Um, the other thing about this is that his old admin, and this is why he's salty with us. He hates Kiwi farms because after I started posting one post during downtime, uh, users from the forum started posting on posts as well. And they noticed that there was a lot of lollicon. His rules explicitly permit lollicon. I'll actually read you what his rules are. Posting pornography is allowed under certain restrictions.

Unknown_26: When posting legal performers who appear underage, make sure that they are clearly credited in media watermarks in your post so that he can verify that. Because there are a lot of Japanese models who look like prepubescent girls intentionally who are selected for pornography roles because they get pedophiles off. So he wants to make sure that you have your documents if that's the case.

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Unknown_26: Explicit drawn or computer-rated images are allowed for autistic or humorous value, but make sure to post them in a context. Do not endorse or glorify pedophilic activity. So Lolicon is only permitted in a way where it somehow does not glorify pedophilia. I don't know how the fuck you enforce that fairly, or why you would even want to create that kind of distinction, but there you go.

Unknown_26: Um, his old admin who got chased off of post because he was outed as a, he's, I mean, he was an open pedophile. He was an open attracted, openly attracted to children. He ran a Fediverse instance specifically for Lollicon. He still does. And he was one of the core admins of post. And when that guy stepped down, it was specifically because Kiwi farms users on post were causing a problem about it. And graph was overwhelmed because he is very easily emotionally exhausted by people, uh, yelling at him on the internet. So when he was overwhelmed by the negativity from what he believes were Kiwi Farms users, he had to let one of his favorite admins go because he was a lollicon, an open pedophile. And he still, I believe to this day, hates me for that, but he can't openly say that. So he has to round, he has to deflect. He has to deflect and say, this instance is a pedophile instance because we have the exact same rules that he does. And if there is something that I don't know about this, maybe it can be explained to me. But by literally looking at exactly what he has posted, I can compare with what is automated from Crunklord's system here, and I can show that they are the exact same situations. They do not appear, and by the way, the Lolicon instance that his old admin host does not appear anywhere in this. I won't say the name of it, but that is a bit weird.

0:13:46
Unknown_26: So it's just a reverse, you know, oh, you think you're going to make fun of my instance for being full of Lollicon and for having the podcast race with Lollicon all over their profiles and streams and shit? Actually, reverse or no, it's you who's the pedophile. And then they all see all the podcast race and all the posties, they see it and say... hmm he doesn't like anime you know who else said that anime was for pedophiles that one liberal journalist six years ago during gamergate called mr pizza he said that anime was for pedophiles and then he was arrested for possession of child porn so if anyone else doesn't like anime they're the real pedophiles okay okay all right boy oh

0:14:36
Unknown_26: If that's what helps you sleep at night, if that's what you got, the same fucking thing that everyone, that for the six years now, how, I mean, it's been like 10 years since gamer, literally 10 years since gamer gate, but okay. I'm not going to even bother. Just, just celebrate. But I mentioned this, I mentioned all this because I'm just saying, if you have a post account and you're allowed to have a post account, I can see your post just fine from my Fediverse instance. However, you will be deprived of the comedy stylings and musings of the Kiwi farms community. If you, um,

Unknown_26: are on a instance that happens to defederate us, which is actually not in that company. There are 778 instances that have outright defederated, completely reject all communications from the Kiwi Farms instance.

0:15:20
Unknown_26: So among these 778 servers are many, many, many, many, many, many, many far left-wing Mastodon instances that use a block list to make sure that transphobia, doxing, harassment, discriminatory, racism, fascism, nationalism, socialism,

Unknown_26: Quote-unquote, Freisprachen, whatever the fuck that means. At least they spelled doxing right. Maybe that's the German spelling. An entire community dedicated to harassment via transphobia, racism, sexist harassment, death spiral fascist, due to harassment, ching-chong, bing-bong.

Unknown_26: Oh, this, um, Renro, that is a direct, it's saying it's a website like Renro, which is the human flesh database in, uh, in China, which is a doxing website in China. And at the very, very bottom of all these LGBTQ IAP plus mastodon instances, they're so freaked out by the horrible twin phobia. It's post.

0:16:05
Unknown_26: black and kiwi farms at least bosgore.org has a real reason he has identified the drama neighbors as the as the the soy chugging cattle that they are and has righteously rejected all kiwi farms communications for their lust of e-celebs post has literally no justification they just didn't knew it

Unknown_26: I don't know. I mean, if we've been kicked out of our 778 communities, maybe it's our fault. Maybe it's our fault that we've been kicked out of the 778 different communities.

0:16:54
Unknown_26: That's another show. I give up.

Unknown_26: So anyways, this is why I really wanted the .cc backup. Because there's something about the Mastodon shit that is, like, pure, like, hardwire shit.

Unknown_26: Uh, drama like distilled. There's always, cause it's like all these little fiefdoms with all these little Kings of castles that have like 10 users and, uh, post instances. They're one of the bigger instances on the entire Fediverse. Uh, but they all have like, uh, um, a little pinch, a little pinch of power and authority. So they're like, hear ye, hear ye, the anime council has convened and we do doth declare that our neighbors to the east are in violation of rule 10 subsection B4. And henceforth we do declare that they shall be defederated and perpetuity forever and ever in this band forever. shall not be lifted. It's like, okay.

0:18:02
Unknown_26: Okay, buddy. Alrighty now.

Unknown_26: Next, there's drama and rust. If you do not know what rust is, that means that you are not a transgender. Unfortunately, I'm so close to the beating heart of Satan now, I actually know what rust is. Rust is a programming language. Rust is a programming language that has one very, very important feature that is so important, actually, that the National Security Administration wants all programs written for the NSA to have this feature. It's called memory... Safety.

0:18:38
Unknown_26: Memory safety is an interesting concept. I'm trying to summarize this as best that I can.

Unknown_26: In computer programming, you know, you have your RAM sticks, your RAM sits contain information. It's very important that you don't fuck up writing stuff to memory. Rust has a feature that makes it very, very safe to handle memory. Other programming languages are not so safe. Rust is extremely safe, which makes it excellent for making sure that you don't fuck up on accident and that someone malicious doesn't deliberately fuck up and hack your program by manipulating the memory. Broadest strokes possible, Rust is an excellent language for memory safety.

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Unknown_26: However, it is written by Turboaltists, and Turboaltists are the most likely to turn out. So Rust is an extremely, extremely progressive community in the West, and their organization in and of itself is extremely progressive.

Unknown_26: Um, so they have their own rust compiler. However, good new, which is the foundation that Richard Stallman, I believe created, uh, is writing their own rust compiler because they want to have something that is separate from the rest foundation because the rest foundation is insane and ran by trannies and nobody wants to work with them. especially the chinese who do use rust there's a lot of chinese rest developers and they know that the um the what's the it's like hey hey hi let me look this up i don't want to get this wrong white left and chinese

0:20:00
Unknown_26: Baizhou. Baizhou, the white left, are toxic and they cannot be trusted. So they would prefer an open source compiler that has no association with the white left in the West.

Unknown_26: So Rust, feeling threatened by the GNU compiler for various reasons, has decided to clamp down on their trademark. So if for whatever reason there was to be a schism in the Rust community and there would be two compilers that don't compile the same exact way, i.e. they fork, They would be able to say, we are the real Rust. Our brand is trademarked. Our logo is trademarked. And this other stuff, this iron oxide GNU compiler, that shit ain't right. That's a fakey fake. I mean, it's got Chinese people. It's just a bootleg, basically. And the rules are fucking insane. So I'm actually going to play a little bit of a video explaining some of the rules that Rust is expecting to enforce on people who intend to write programs in Rust.

0:21:23
Unknown_13: Just probably the most nuts of this all. If you hold a conference, here's the best part, okay? You must have it primarily discussed on Rust. It may not be for profit. You may not have the caring of firearms.

Unknown_13: If you carry a firearm, you're copyright infringing, but if you don't, you're not. Sounds, you know, that's kind of weird that they can do user behavior on a copyright. Comply with local health regulations and have a robust COC.

0:21:57
Unknown_26: So the robust COC, they're basically saying you must pause load anything that you do, but it's specifically conventions, but you must have a pause loaded COC, which a lot of repositories don't even want. Uh, if you are to associate with Russ, however, I want to point out things that he just skipped over because he's on YouTube and he can't say anything about this comply with local health regulations. They have built into this the Fauci ouchie. If you want to associate with the Russ Foundation in any way, you must be triple vaxxed. You got to be on your ninth fucking booster, assuming that there are local regulations saying you got to be on your ninth booster. That is the most absurd thing I have literally ever heard in association with copyright. Copyright, because that's what they're saying. Copyright and trademark policy. This is intellectual property. This is...

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Unknown_26: uh you know intellectual rights that has nothing to do with like their business it's like if you want to use the rust logo or the word rust in conjunction with the rust programming language you must abide by these certain things and they're talking about servers if you want to have a discord server just called rust hobbyist you can't do that

Unknown_26: because that would be trademark infringement according to them and one of the core developers for us said that anyone who was in support of this and part of the foundation should be removed because it is so stupid so counter to what grows a community so unenforceable so completely and totally deprived of any kind of common sense that's like how could you possibly co-sign something this stupid

0:23:30
Unknown_26: So we'll see how that goes. Here's been the reaction. By the way, they said if you want to release a cargo, a crate, a crate is like a module for Rust. It's very common to put in the cargo. Like, for instance, if there's a concept that is implemented in many different languages or an API, for instance, if Microsoft releases a product and we'll just call it whatever, we'll call it the box. And there's a C version of the box that you can put in your program or there's like a C++ version or a PHP version, you know, there's eight different languages that this API for the box that Microsoft developed is written in. Often in their GitHub repo, they'll put like PHP hyphen box. So in Rust, they would say Rust hyphen box. They're saying don't. Do that. Do not put Rust in your cargo name unless you are an official crate of the Rust repository or the Rust Foundation. Instead, use RS instead of Rust. Do not put the U and the T in there. That's trademark infringement. So the reaction of the community...

0:24:03
Unknown_26: on the fringes. For instance, this guy, I believe his name is Crunklord420 over here, released this highly offensive crate. As we can see, it includes the word rust despite the recent request of the Rust Foundation to not use the word rust in their cargo crate name. Highly offensive, totally inappropriate, definitely a deliberate infringement of copyright property.

0:24:40
Unknown_26: Just terrible. And by the way, This is a joke that will go over the head of literally everyone listening to this, but for the one person there that understands shit, for no reason whatsoever, the author of this crate has used unsafe typing here. He has made this function needlessly unsafe.

Unknown_26: Um, and that defeats the entire purpose. You're using rust. Memory is supposed to be safely accessed, but he's using unsafe here. Unacceptable, completely unacceptable by every standard. And he uses the special license, um,

0:25:24
Unknown_26: called MIT plus something. I don't know if I can say that. But we've talked about this before on earlier editions. Oh, I can't access it. Actually, I think if you just go to plusneighbor.org, someone else has copied his license, and they have explained the terms of the Plus Neighbor license that this crate has been authored under. And yes, this did actually upset a lot of people.

0:26:00
Unknown_26: this is uh the github issues someone's asking jubilee is as jubilee a real woman is asking is that jubilee the oh yeah look at that look at that picture can i zoom in on this look at that picture oh that's a real woman that's a real woman she develops rust you can tell it's a real woman because she's a rust developer

Unknown_26: Jubilee asks, where would I report a blatant cock violation using the resources of crates.io? And then Carol.

Unknown_26: who does look like a real woman. Oh, she's probably in HR.

Unknown_26: That might be a woman. I think that is actually.

Unknown_26: Says the crate has been deleted and the user account has been locked forwarding to the mob to discuss next steps. And then there's discord conversations where they're freaking out saying, oh my God, what the hell? That whole library is just two functions that return a static string. Why would someone do this? It can't be a joke. Shepmaster and Admin replies, being the target of a slur can be as exhausting as well. I'd wager more so. Casualty Paradox says, I'm sure I was targeting a person, anyone suffering with a psychological issue going through cancer. I apologize if the commit has offended anyone. Kinnowu says, it's the stance of the Rust team, should I be saying the Rust Foundation now, that ableism is not welcome here. Any usage of the word is not acceptable.

0:26:51
Unknown_26: Think about it as an older commit where they're talking about retards or something. By the way, you can still, if you need, for whatever reason, you need this code in your Rust project, you can go to GitGood and go to the Crunklord's thing directly and compile it yourself because, of course, it's open source software in the MIT plus neighbor library.

0:27:28
Unknown_26: However, he did comply with the one request of the Rust Foundation and he has included a robust and effective cock with his source code. As you can see, as long as you can adhere to these standards set forth, everything will be copacetic and you will be able to contribute to his cargo crate for your project.

Unknown_26: So that's the Rust update. Now it's time for the racism bit.

0:28:13
Unknown_26: The Department of Justice, actually the FBI, arrested a guy who leaked... Actually, I don't think I got to talk about this last stream. I could be wrong, but...

Unknown_26: the joint chief of staff which is the high military command of the united states had a little bit of an oopsie doodle a little whoopsie toopsie super top secret classified documents about the situation in ukraine um were leaked indicating okay if you are if you support ukraine please cover your ears right now okay wait hold up i will um

Unknown_26: I will actually hold up let me do this I got to get this right I got to get this right it's extremely important okay okay right there and then get the Russian flag next

0:29:08
Unknown_26: Okay, I'm going to show the flag of the country that you support. When the country you don't support is on the screen, please cover your eyes and ears. Ready? So if you do not support Russia, please cover your ears right now.

Unknown_26: So the top secret document showed very clearly that four Ukrainians were dying per Russian that was lost, in particular around Backman, I think. So that's what the top secret, mega secret document said. Okay, now I feel that. Okay, now only Ukraine supporters should be listening. The top secret document clearly indicated that four Russians were dying for every one Ukrainian that was lost, especially around Bakhmut. Total meat grinder. I don't know what Putin's doing there. It's all the Wagner thing. I think it's just like they're throwing the prisoners in. It's a total fucking nightmare for them.

0:29:43
Unknown_26: Okay, now you're both listening. You're both listening now.

Unknown_26: um so obviously the information i just discussed has been released and now i can explain that the information was leaked by a gamer bro contractor because all these leaks are done by contractors i guess because they only allow the most brainwashed people to actually work for the department of state um the contractor belonged to a discord group called thug hunters

0:30:25
Unknown_26: And he showed his buds on the Discord server these confidential top secret documents in the Thug Hunters Discord. And they laid there for months before they propagated to the broader internet and caused a fucking...

Unknown_26: psychotic meltdown from the press and i would like to show you uh what the thug hunters are or thug thug shakers you're right thug shakers um this is the the thing or this is the yeah it's the thug shakers where the discord group this is the thug hunters where the meme come from he says it's only gay when you make beautiful between oh okay i can't read it

0:31:13
Unknown_22: What made you want to do this? I don't know. I like thugs. I like when they got their pants, like, hanging down around their ass. Is that? I don't know. I like thugs. I like when they got their pants, like, hanging down around their ass.

Unknown_26: Is that Baked Alaska?

Unknown_26: That's Baked Alaska. That's like Bakes Brother or something. What the fuck?

Unknown_09: Come on, man. Okay, right there's good. I can't see you. I'm always here looking to get, you know, some action.

Unknown_07: Yeah, I want some action. I'll give you 200 bucks cash, dude, right now. You suck his dick.

0:31:47
Unknown_21: I ain't with that shit, blood.

Unknown_07: Get the fuck out of my face with that shit.

Unknown_26: Where you going, dude? Come on. I just want to talk to you. Look at these totally not, obviously not gay men rejecting the money, but being gay for pay. Get the fuck up out of here.

Unknown_22: You with that shit? You can't get my friend off, dude? Nah. How much you paying? Yeah.

Unknown_22: Oh man, I did a pretty good job. Quick dude, like, snap one off real quick. I got a spot. You got a spot? Alright. Would you get him off for 200 bucks if we did it quick?

0:32:21
Unknown_19: Yeah.

Unknown_26: Okay, so that is the concept. These guys are memes because it's like gay for pay. It's funny. Gay men are... Like my mom was like, I don't know, I guess a fag hag is the correct word. She thinks that men... Not because she... I mean... Okay, listen. This is why straight women... Like gay men. They are men that they can talk to that are not trying to fuck them. Every man that you talk to as a woman that is not gay is actively trying to fuck you. No matter what. No matter what the context is. No matter what situation it is. Men and women cannot be friends unless the man is gay.

0:32:51
Unknown_26: Like hardcore gay. No bisexual gay. Like hardcore super gay. That's why women like men who are gay.

Unknown_26: But my mom always said that gay people are like funny. They're just funny. They're men that fuck each other in the ass. How is that not funny?

Unknown_26: So that's why this is implicitly material. and the guys that and they like to show like take this gay porn and like put it in clips and send it to streamers and the streamers like oh i'll watch this epic meme bro and they watch it and then there's like random gay porn spliced into it and that's that's literally the entire point of their discord server besides dropping top secret chief of staff documents explaining the situation in ukraine um

0:33:35
Unknown_26: So that's that. This is the caliber of man who is able to defeat all of our national security interests and leak top secret information to the internet. The thug shakers.

Unknown_26: And they arrested him too, by the way. They got him after like a week. It took them like a week to figure out where this top secret document came from. And...

Unknown_26: I'm just thinking like they're going to ruin this kid's life, even though I don't think what he showed like killed anybody. I could be wrong, but they're going to ruin this fucking kid's life. He's going to get 20 years. They might just execute him for treason or some shit. I don't know what they do anymore.

0:34:09
Unknown_26: And it's like, why? Because our government is so incompetent, they can't keep track of shit? I think Ralph even wanted to talk about this, and he gave it the title. I don't even know why Ralph and the Z people would be angry about this, but the title of his video was something like, Leftist Terrorist Arrested. He's not a leftist terrorist, he's a thug shaker. He's a thug shaker by night. And a DOS, Department of Defense contractor by day. He's just some kid. And we got to make sure we send the message. Because, you know, we can't keep our shit together. We can't keep confidential documents on the down low. Yeah.

0:34:42
Unknown_26: I hate the government so much. You have no idea.

Unknown_26: Also, moving right along. I obtained this video 10 minutes before stream.

Unknown_26: This is a Netflix official trailer for Queen Cleopatra.

0:35:18
Unknown_26: I'm going to skip to the funny bit.

Unknown_26: From Jada Plinkett Smith, Will Smith's daughter. And then they've cast her as black. And it's really funny because I'm going to read you the top comment. You ready?

Unknown_26: MK Wanas.

Unknown_26: As an Egyptian, I consider this cultural appropriation extremely offensive. I know I sound like a Twitter user, but holy shit, this is getting ridiculous. First, the Afrocentrics are insisting Egyptians are black and the current residents of Egypt are occupiers. And now Cleopatra, a Greek woman, is portrayed as black. LOL, stop trying to steal our history. The moment I saw Jada Smith's name, I figured this would be horrible.

0:35:51
Unknown_26: So, um...

Unknown_26: The funny thing about Will Smith and his family...

Unknown_26: is that i think the last movie that will smith made was with his son and that was after earth and that was a movie that lost money they lost millions of dollars on that movie because it was a gigantic piece of shit that he made just to suck his own dick and prove to the world look my i like shoot movie stars as yms said to quote him almost exactly i can mass produce movie stars with my dick so now we have this piece of shit which is just fucking stupid right off the bat And it's entirely self-serving. And Netflix is going to give it money, because why not? Because no matter what happens, they'll make their money back. I don't even have a slide for this, but Anheuser-Busch, their stock ticker BUD is down like 3% to 5% right now, which is about $6 billion in market cap. The Bud Light stock is tanking because Bud Light sales are down like 80%, I think 50% or more, depending on jurisdiction and how well people there are versed that Dylan Mulvaney is associated with the brand now.

0:37:10
Unknown_26: And the sad thing is, is that the market, the stock market is like completely divorced from reality. In reality, that stock would be down way, way more.

Unknown_26: But if you don't know the there after during covid.

Unknown_26: We, the president, authorized the Federal Reserve to spend money directly, print money directly, and buy stocks directly. Usually, the Federal Reserve could only manipulate currency by sending it to lowering and adjusting rates and printing money and deciding how much money to print, adjusting inflation and adjusting interest rates for loans. But we authorized the Federal Reserve... When I say we, I'm talking about the United States. We authorized the Federal Reserve to buy stocks directly. So when shit like this happens, they know. This is why they do this.

0:37:50
Unknown_26: They know that the only thing that anyone in this fucking country cares about truly is their 401k. All those boomers that have yet to die look at their 401k and as long as Greenline go up 3% year over year,

0:38:22
Unknown_26: They're happy. That's it. That's the only thing. That's the objective measurement. Is the Dow Jones up? Is the stock market doing good? How is my 401k? Oh, it's up 3% this year. Everything must be doing good. So as long as they can maintain a facade that every green line go up in a meaningful way by directly buying stocks, then that's fine. And when companies like Netflix... And Enheuser-Busch and Disney do stupid, retarded shit that nobody fucking likes. And they actively try to boycott them for months on end. Which would cause, in a normal society, an actual capitalistic society, where the market reflects the interests of the consumer...

0:38:54
Unknown_26: then that stock would go down a lot. But when the Federal Reserve and BlackRock are capable of using their ESG score to buy billions and billions of dollars of stock to keep that number from going up, it makes any kind of protest look futile, and it makes the green line go up, which is what's important. So...

0:39:27
Unknown_26: I'm not one of those people that when I see things like that I still celebrate it because I think that number one it sends a signal to the people that this is fucking stupid and nobody supports seeing trannies anywhere ever for any reason at this point I'm not I'm not gonna say like oh like um I I just don't want to I just don't want to like see them in my football man I don't want to see them I don't want to see them ever any day that I see a tranny is a day sorry is a day worse than it had to be

Unknown_26: Um, and I, I can't, I can't hide the contempt anymore. That's the first time I've ever burped on show. I'm so embarrassed. I've never, I've never, I even have like filters on and stuff to not do that, but it was just like right into the mic. I'm actually like red in the face.

Unknown_26: I'll have to go out into the waveform and edit that out before I upload the DSP mode. I was going on a good streak, too. I was going on a good tangent, and I completely railed. I hit the turn, and my train is completely derailed, and now I'm flipping over into the ditch multiple times. What a disaster. Hundreds are dead. Press F.

0:40:24
Unknown_26: oh god okay so the Dalai Lama is a pedophile he's with a little boy in India and he offered an apology I don't play the video but he kissed a boy on the lips and then leaned over and whispered to him suck on my tongue and he apologized for that and all I gotta say to that is wait wait I had the video up and now I don't oh yeah

0:41:09
Unknown_26: Fwee Tibet. Fwee Tibet. Oh, China doesn't have any right to Tibet. They're occupying it. Free the Dalai Lama. He should run Tibet. No, motherfucker. Mao Zedong, right again. China, keep on winning. You want a pedophile running another country in this world? No, you don't.

Unknown_26: Common China W. Common China W.

Unknown_26: Liz Fong Jones has promised to consult with the Australian federal government and identify my intricate network of Chinese contacts which are funneling money to support my operations and keep the kiwi farms up. Will Liz Fong Jones, an actual brick face tranny, communist tranny, be able to deduce the complex network of Chinese informants that I have around me? Find out next episode. We will see. Long dong gone. Yeah. Well, it's not a long dong, but it's long gone dong.

0:41:59
Unknown_26: Which is probably a region in China somewhere.

Unknown_26: Okay, and this is women's cycling. I don't want to read through all this, but you can just look. These are like the top women's cyclists in the United States right now. Do you know something about them, Chad? Do you know maybe the bulge in their pants?

0:42:42
Unknown_26: According to this person, every single one of these men were mediocre shit cyclists in the men's division. And then they decide to transition.

Unknown_26: And then suddenly they're the best in the entire country. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy that they're just so much better? It's like trans girls just keep on winning, you know? Trans girls are just like the best. They're just like really competitive, you know? It has nothing to do with the fact that they're men. That they're men and they're racing against women who are smaller and have less muscles and shorter legs that cannot pedal as fast. That can't possibly be it.

0:43:22
Unknown_26: this shit this shit it's like it's like a big troll it feels like they're just trying to piss people off they're just like it's like if you were it's like if you were like intentionally trying to ruin civilization from like an omniscient uh effect like i'm just gonna put all these like weird sex pervert child predators into society and have them act as obnoxiously and publicly and manipulatively as possible and see how long it takes before TTD. How long will it take? It's like someone is running. Literally, this is evidence of a simulation because this is the thing that you were running a simulation with advanced supercomputers to calculate exactly how long it would take before there's blood in the streets. It's really crazy. Just how much they go out and they just like intentionally, deliberately try to piss people off and rub it in their faces that there's not a thing you can do about it.

0:44:14
Unknown_26: Very funny.

Unknown_26: This also made me laugh.

Unknown_26: Look away. If you are homo music, this content warning, homo musics, please cover your eyes. And if you're a meso, what's the word for when you hate sounds? It's like another meso, isn't it?

Unknown_26: Meso... Mesophonia. If you're mesotransic, mesohomoic, mesophonic, please cover your eyes and ears at this time.

0:44:55
Unknown_26: Just a gay interracial couple eating french fries, and then McDonald's says, if that's not love, I don't know what is.

Unknown_26: Now, I know what you're thinking right now.

Unknown_26: Burgers, let's look at some replies to this this tweet by McDonald's burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers

Unknown_26: I think that they were trying to imply that maybe this ad had some kind of reference or other way around. It was very parallel to the Stone Toss comic that everyone knows and loves. By the way, everyone in the replies is like, McDonald's gives me greasy diarrhea. We prioritize food safety. Share details here. Gross. We certainly don't like to hear that. Care to share more info? Your food sucks and so do your commercials. That is totally underwhelming to know. Get back with details to us here. I hate McDonald's.

0:45:32
Unknown_26: Not something we like to hear. Nasty all the way around. That doesn't sound pleasant. I ain't eating there again. We'd like to know more from you. Your food gave me diarrhea. Our food shouldn't be doing that to you. Reach out to us here. Your food always gives me the wettest shits after eating at your crappy restaurants. Your health and well-being are of utmost importance to us unless you get AIDS, in which case we're very happy to hear that. Charlotte the Troon says, what?

0:46:06
Unknown_26: pansexual and trans i got food poisoning i think this person is just like genuinely i got food poisoning from your food it is lost in this comment section somehow

Unknown_26: Anyways, before we got defederated by posts, Wyrmwood, who does a comic like Stone Toss, but much more mask off, how do you say, posted this video, which I found very funny, and I got to reply before we were defederated in that glorious 20-hour period where I was able to talk to Wyrmwood on the post instance, and I'll share this. No.

0:46:56
Unknown_17: yeah no you just support the genocide of trans kids and you want every everyone who's bored to die yeah no that is such an assumption it's such an assumption right with all of this right what is anti-trans on the table your tps tp usa you dumb whatever off my campus

Unknown_17: Can you call campus security?

Unknown_07: Yeah, I will actually. Hey, I have it on camera.

0:47:27
Unknown_26: Raging with testosterone. I'm sure nothing will happen. They'll get like a disciplinary action. Please don't do that again and again. And nothing will happen. By the way, some of you noticed, I did not notice this, but someone did a zoom and enhance. And let's just do a little bit of a zoomy zoom over here. A little bit of a zoomy zoom. Ah, shit. Look, it's got a silver pendant. I love silver.

0:47:59
Unknown_26: Silver is my favorite metal. Of all the periodic table...

Unknown_26: shit i gotta say silver is my favorite because gold i mean gold's nice you can't say no to gold but silver it's practical it's a it's it's it's tradable it's malleable you know you can you can divide it you can use the currency it's just a great metal all around hey hey chat chat i see that anti-semitism that's not cool what the fuck's happening in chat do you guys need to be reminded that we are in the year 2023 and that we don't do this anymore come on i have to remind you i saw what you've been posting hitler was right i didn't teach you that

0:48:58
Unknown_19: You hide behind your screen spewing all this hatred and ugliness.

Unknown_19: You got something you want to say? Get out of the truck and say it to their faces.

0:49:37
Unknown_19: faces get out of the truck and say it to their faces it was at that moment i realized my father was an fbi informant trying to coax me into committing a hate crime luckily i kept my cool and remembered to say nothing in front of a fan not falling for that one nice try glow neighbor uh very funny

Unknown_26: okay uh that is that now it's time for the locale segment it's time for the actual content let's get roy into the news and start with keemstar my buddy keemstar talking about facing some backlash from his favorite people

Unknown_26: Keemstar has decided to... Keemstar is dating a woman, because I don't keep up to date with my Keemstar lore, but I'm pretty sure he had a long-term girlfriend. She had a daughter.

0:50:36
Unknown_26: He was with that little girl for so long that, you know, I think he's still...

Unknown_26: Acting as her stepfather? I don't know the details on that.

Unknown_26: You know, I have my opinions, but whatever.

Unknown_26: I'll be nice and say that's very charitable of him.

Unknown_26: But I think he's now with a different woman named Brantley, who says Brantley Keem, so maybe she has married him?

0:51:07
Unknown_26: I don't know if this is the same woman or not. It could be a different woman. Look, I'll just move on. I think it's girlfriend, though, because he says girlfriend.

Unknown_26: Brantley says, Good morning on this beautiful Easter day. Don't forget what today is really about. Cross emoji. Praying hands emoji. Lilith Catgirl says, I love sinning. 666. Hail Satan. 666. Brantley replies saying, have fun burning for eternity. That's if my prayers for you don't come through. Heart emoji. Prayer emoji. Lilith Catgirl replies, by the way, Lilith.

0:51:42
Unknown_26: I don't miss. I don't miss.

Unknown_26: Lilith replies saying, you're a transphobe faggot. Very interesting reply.

Unknown_26: Brantley replies again saying, God loves you no matter what. Heart, hand, heart emoji, cross emoji.

Unknown_26: Keemstar points this out saying, praying for someone now means you're transphobic.

Unknown_26: Lilith Catgirl. Commissions open. VFX programming. Animation. UE, UX. I provide game developer services. 19 female. INTP. 5 for... I don't know. 5... 5W4.

0:52:15
Unknown_26: Discord Lilith. Lilith666. Very funny. Very funny.

Unknown_26: From Buffalo, New York. Wow. What a quinky dink.

Unknown_10: Um...

Unknown_26: So this is interesting because I know that Keemstar said he was thinking about converting to Judaism. I guess that did not happen.

Unknown_26: And he says that this was a tweet right before Easter. He says, my girlfriend has been preaching and ranting about God and how all celebrities worship the devil, et cetera. So I'm like, it's Easter Sunday. Let's go to church. She says, nah, the churches are also worshiping the devil. Face palm emoji. How did Keem find someone so based on In the middle of New York. That's very impressive.

0:52:47
Unknown_26: That's very impressive.

Unknown_26: I hope Keem knows what he's got in his hands right now. Don't let it go, Keem. Don't fuck up. I think it was ordained.

Unknown_26: but he has much atoning to do. If he didn't go to a Catholic church, he'd have to sit down in the, what do you call it? Oh, the confessional. He'd have to sit down in the confessional and say that he sucks tranny dick all the time because he's simping for that Mr. Beast. Now, I've already talked about Mr. Beast a little bit, and specifically one of his friends, Chris Tyson, who is also apparently a friend of Keemstar, who has recently transitioned, And there has been a little bit of an update on this, but mostly I would like to add some clarity to something that I've already talked about. I tried to find this live on air last week, and now I have actually done the digging and found the archives.

0:53:59
Unknown_10: If you don't know, this is currently what Chris Tyson looks like, Mr. Beast contributor.

Unknown_26: This is what he has completely destroyed. They're now divorced, and he's going to have to figure out custody for his son.

Unknown_26: Basically, he seemed to have everything going for him, but he had some vices, Chet.

Unknown_26: Um, let me show you. Okay, before I get to the vices, I'll say this. There's a guy called SonnyV2. Now, unbeknownst to me, SonnyV2 is like a really, really popular drama YouTuber. I've only seen like one or two videos of his, and he has this very distinct Australian way of speaking where he drags out the last syllable. And he just like, it's a very weird way of speaking. And when I heard it, I realized that other people I had heard before him

0:54:36
Unknown_26: were copying his intonation and way of speaking and drawing out the last word of a sentence. And it was really weird to me, recognizing that this guy was like an origin for a lot of people who do YouTubing. It was very strange, but I had never heard of him. His video was pretty good, actually. I thought it was fair. It wasn't hateful. But the part that people took issue with is that... As the title of the video says, why Chris will soon be a nightmare for Mr. Beast. There's a video of Mr. Beast and Chris opening boxes. And they did this before, apparently. It's a thing that they get tons and tons of fan mail because they're such a popular YouTube channel.

0:55:17
Unknown_26: They get a big post office box full of fan mail, and they tear it open together. And it's a lot of fun, of course. Interacting with the fan zone, getting presents, getting... hand-drawn art and all sorts of stuff and during the procession it seems like everyone is completely fucking checked out except for chris who is so awkward and keeps holding up art of like anime shit anime girls and saying look this anime girl looks like you mr beast

0:56:02
Unknown_26: and it's just like he's implying that everyone else should strewn out in that room and everyone looks miserable and from this sunny says that if mr beast is as miserable as he looks he's at a crossroads that he cannot possibly win from either he says um

Unknown_26: This dude got to fucking go and Chris is gone and that will piss off the woke people or he'll just keep letting this freak on this channel and his viewership will dip because there were already a ton of negative comments about how uncomfortable he looked and how people thought the transition was creepy and weird.

Unknown_26: That take pissed off a lot of people. Jay Aubrey says, this is one of the most dog shit videos I've ever seen. Sonny's conclusion practically blames Chris for not taking the Mr. Beast brand into account before transitioning. LaMau, imagine showing such a little regard for the welfare of a human being. I don't got to imagine. I live it every day.

0:56:55
Unknown_26: I don't think that his take was too particularly cruel. I think that if you make lifestyle choices that impact your job, especially in a public facing position like an entertainment venue, then it's perfectly reasonable to be fired over that.

Unknown_26: But what do I know?

Unknown_26: Mr. Beast actually directly responds and says, yeah, this is getting absurd. Chris isn't my nightmare. He, my fucking friend and things are fine. All of this transphobia is starting to piss me off. Very strange tweet saying, I fucking hate all this transphobia. My buddy, Chris, he's a good guy. He's a good dude. He's got balls. He's got testosterone. He's got a spine. He's got thick, muscular build and frame. And I'm standing by him as a woman.

0:57:29
Unknown_26: It's like, okay, dude. Okay, dude.

Unknown_26: Now, this was the proclivities that I talked about. I did show this tweet, but it was a screenshot. I have found the archive. This is actually an archive of an archive, but this is directly from his thing in 2017. I don't remember what time they got married. I think it was in 2020. But he had obviously been going down the Lollicon pipeline. And there's this tweet to Keemstar. I don't know what the context is. Saying, that bitch looked good for a four-year-old. Also 2017. But...

0:58:04
Unknown_26: What could he be doing at this time to be causing this behavior shift in him?

0:58:39
Unknown_26: Oh, wait. I don't want to show that one yet. Unwind. You didn't see that.

Unknown_26: Chris in January 2019 says...

Unknown_26: I have watched a lot of anime. And I will say this with a lot of knowledge and thought. Food Wars is the best anime ever made. It beats everything and anything. I don't care what type of anime you like. Action, drama, romance, whatever. It literally has it all.

0:59:11
Unknown_26: Now, I know that certain podcasters of the podcast race and certain posters on certain posting branches of the Fediverse where you can post might see me making this parallel between Lolicon and anime and truning out and ruining your entire life and say, that's projection. However...

Unknown_26: i can only notice that look i've been told by the podcast race that when i notice trends

Unknown_26: It's a good thing. Trust my intuition. When I notice something, and I keep noticing something about something, to say it. Say what's on my tongue. What am I noticing? What have I noticed? What coincidences are happening that I should be noticing, even when it's not okay to say so? Well, my friend, in this instance, I am noticing a trend between anime, lollicon, and truning out.

1:00:09
Unknown_26: Just a coincidence. But we know there is no such thing as coincidences, and it's okay to notice.

Unknown_26: And by the way, he came out and said, I don't see how... I read this one actually last year. I don't see how me transitioning could negatively impact my family. In fact, me living my true authentic self can only benefit my son. Well, within a week of coming out as trans, he's posting pictures... of his son wearing baby high heel shoes and little anklet dressings and posting this on what appears to be snapchat within a week so and it's not even like i had high heel shoes and he saw daddy wearing high heel shoes and look he's wearing my high heel shoes haha he wants to do what daddy does it's this is a child sized high heel shoe bought specifically for the purpose of this little boy to wear it so that he can take a picture of this child wearing high heel shoes and post them to the internet.

1:00:58
Unknown_26: That is what has happened. Within a week, within seven days of coming out publicly as trans and embroiling himself and his entire association in this trans bullshit and publicly announcing that he has ruined his relationship and casting aspersions about his ability to father a son.

Unknown_26: Dressed him up already. So that's what he's willing to publish to the internet. Who knows what else is going on? I don't fucking trust him. I don't care. I don't care to say that I don't trust him. I assume only the worst when it comes to these people at this point.

1:01:38
Unknown_10: Not a fetish. That's right, K-Nash. Not a fetish.

Unknown_10: Okay, onto something lighter.

Unknown_26: We have Chantel content, actually. Chantel is losing her fucking mind. She's now in Kuwait. She's not making any money. She is living off of her husband's perfume sales.

Unknown_26: And she is desperately trying to figure out a way to revitalize her channel and make ad revenue again. So she has started to do Muslim ASMR, relaxing beach waves at sunrise, ASMR in Kuwait, 4K Ultra HD.

1:02:13
Unknown_26: Relaxing waterfall nature sounds with soft ambient music. Driving beachside in Kuwait ASMR. Relaxing driving sounds white noise. I won't play any of that for you. I will play this though.

Unknown_26: As what's-his-face Salah is selling perfume, hustling and bustling in the streets of Kuwait, Kuwait City, Kuwait. She is in a hot box. She is in a apartment that has very limited air conditioning. She is sweating her fat ass off to death in this hot box, and she's losing her fucking mind.

1:02:58
Unknown_26: She threatened to leave YouTube and has already come back because she desperately needs the money and has opted to post this comedy styling, which I will now play for you.

Unknown_26: I will now play for you.

Unknown_12: Yeah, what can I get you? Uh, yeah, I'd like your waffle of the day, please.

Unknown_12: Sir, read the sign. We're out of waffles. The only thing I have is a box of Eggos.

1:03:45
Unknown_12: Uh, ma'am, if you don't mind, could you kindly not smoke a dart while serving me? I've got sleep apnea, all right.

Unknown_12: Sir, I got emphysema, and I ain't complaining about the smoke, so... Didn't they pass a bylaw about smoking indoors anyway? Can I speak to your manager or supervisor?

1:04:22
Unknown_12: Sir, my boss is currently in Vegas, using the company credit card on someone named Kitty Cream. Why do you think we don't have any waffles, sir?

Unknown_12: What kind of establishment is this?

Unknown_12: I mean, this is ridiculous. I'm going to go to the newspaper about this. Just you wait and see. Yeah, that's what I'll do.

Unknown_12: Oh, really?

1:04:56
Unknown_12: You're gonna report us to the media?

Unknown_12: Oh, my. Yes. Yes, yes. I always wanted to be on TV. This could boost my Instagram. Oh, my. Yeah, this whole customer service thing.

Unknown_26: Have you had enough? Do I need to finish it? Would anyone feel deprived of content if I did not allow this entire video to stop? Okay. Okay, fine.

Unknown_26: Uh, Pete's is also, so I just want to say she's losing her mind. Uh, now onto Pete's. Pete's is losing his mind as well. Hi.

1:05:29
Unknown_15: Monday, I went to the grocery store and, uh, on my way out, some, some guy recognized me.

Unknown_15: which was weird.

Unknown_26: I think piggy. Okay. Piggy is the best clip channel. Cause she doesn't include obnoxious reactions or commentary. However, she is like been fucking with the style of the video and like putting all sorts of weird filters on and, and edges and stuff. And I wonder if she's fighting copyright. I really don't know what's going on with this channel, but she has desperately been trying to edit the videos to stop something surreal.

1:06:01
Unknown_15: Um, You know, like, I've been out with Chantelle when she's been recognized in the past, but this is the first time, like, I've been out and just somebody recognized just me. Apparently so. Apparently I am a celebrity now.

Unknown_15: What'd I say? Oh, nothing much. I think I was like, oh, cool.

Unknown_15: Oh, cool, thanks, or something like that. Not much anything. What's my experience with books? Library and Information Technician Diploma!

1:06:37
Unknown_26: By the way, I have messed with my audio a little bit, and I have added compressors and limiters to both my mic and to the output audio. Is the peaking, is the loud better this stream? I'm just curious. Now that I've thoroughly tested your headphones, is the compressor doing its job, or is it still too loud?

Unknown_26: Better? No improvement? It's a little better? Okay.

Unknown_27: Okay.

Unknown_26: I'll work with it a little bit. Didn't notice. Okay. Worse.

Unknown_14: Mimi.

Unknown_14: That's my f***ing experience. I went to f***ing school for this s***.

1:07:23
Unknown_14: I went to f***ing school for this s***.

Unknown_15: What's your experience? That's my experience. Uh, librarians will, will offer just about anything. They won't have everything available. They have like librarians, like libraries have to make a decision.

Unknown_15: Will this book circulate? Like that's a decision that library is always. So if a library doesn't have a book available, it can put in a request to have that book sent from another library.

1:07:59
Unknown_15: Uh, if an, or if that's not available, if enough people request a book, they will buy a copy of it.

Unknown_26: I should start a library. That'd be interesting. I bet you I could do it. Turn the Kiwi firms into like a library and, and archive stuff, digital copies of stuff. It'd be an interesting experiment chat. Interesting experiment.

Unknown_26: Do I need a degree? Do I need to hire Pete's? Help me, Pete's. I don't know what to do with a library. I bought a building and a bunch of servers, and I don't know what to do with it now.

Unknown_26: Okay, actually, there's a lot of stuff to talk about. Let's just keep going. I don't feel like playing the video. Basically, he gets mad that anyone doubts his supreme intelligence about libraries.

1:08:36
Unknown_26: Meanwhile, elsewhere in the dramaverse...

Unknown_26: There is Nick Fuentes. Now, you may remember a couple months ago, Kanye West had a little bit of a melty, and he decided that he was going to single-handedly crusade against the Jews, become president, and destroy Israel with a nuclear option.

Unknown_26: It did not go as planned. He seemed to have lost all of his money, all of his sponsorships. He got sued by Nike to try and get back money that he had been given just for signing, like a signing bonus.

1:09:12
Unknown_26: So on and so forth. And then he decided to put on board his presidential campaign, Nick Fuentes, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Ali Alexander. So the Mexican leader of the white race, who's also probably a closeted homosexual. Milo Yiannopoulos, a gay, a closet, a recloseted homosexual British coal burner.

Unknown_26: who is also bankrupt, I think. Yeah, I think he did go to bankrupt. And then Ali Alexander, a brown bisexual.

1:09:47
Unknown_26: And with the squad, with the gang all there, Kanye West was sure to win against the Jays as long as they could stay together and remain loyal to each other and to Christ, because Christ is Kang.

Unknown_26: That did not happen.

Unknown_26: As anyone could expect, Milo Yiannopoulos, the king of snakes and the king snake himself, immediately turned on everybody. I think that the campaign is done. I really don't know where it's at or what they're doing. I think literally what happened is that Kanye West...

Unknown_26: And a lady, a nice lady said, we'll have sex if you take your meds. And then Kanye West was like, shit, man, I ain't about taking the meds and shit, man. And she was like, but I have wormholes to present to you if you take your meds. I was like, all right, man, let me just want some shit, man. I'll take my meds. And so we did. And ever since then, he appears to be completely disinterested in unleashing nuclear hellfire against the state of Israel.

1:10:33
Unknown_26: That's my interpretation of events. I could be wrong.

Unknown_26: But that seems to be what has happened. So now, with Milo Yiannopoulos left with nobody to steal money from, he has decided to turn inwards and fight with Milo, or with Nick Fuentes and Ali Alexander. Milo has repeatedly said that he keeps repository of dirt on absolutely everybody that he talks to. Milo literally is disgusting. Like, why anybody, for any reason... would say like would tell anything to milo how fucking retarded do you have to be how do you not look at milo yiannopoulos and say look you know what here i maybe i'm biased but here is a picture of an insane man one of the most insane people that has ever lived um

1:11:49
Unknown_10: And Milo Yiannopoulos, just sitting together, hanging out.

Unknown_10: That guy, I can't even get into it.

Unknown_26: The guy on the left. But if you know who he is, you know who he is. It was Milo and him just hanging out. Milo was his idol. Milo was his Gamergate crush that he looked up to so fondly.

Unknown_26: And that should tell you everything you need to know, that Milo has the ideal character traits that Samuel Collingwood Smith wished he had and wanted to befriend an ally with. So whenever I hear that someone has allowed Milo Yiannopoulos within a six mile radius of them voluntarily, I'm just thinking, are you fucking retarded? And I automatically answer my question with an answer saying, yes, you are a fucking retard and you will soon learn that you are a retard and you cannot make good decisions.

1:12:25
Unknown_26: So very predictably, Milo turned on Nick Fuentes and Ali Alexander and has revealed that Ali Alexander has been trying to solicit sexually explicit photos of multiple underage boys that were in the America First movement, including one person named Smiley the Fed, who was a 15-year-old when Ali Alexander tried to coerce him to provide pictures of his penis for him.

1:13:09
Unknown_26: And everyone knew it, apparently. Everyone in America First apparently knew that Ali Alexander was a boy-loving, bisexual brown man. And Nick has even to this point said that he stands by Ali Alexander because he was loyal to him when nobody else was. Which just makes me think that Nick Fuentes is even fucking dumber than I previously imagined. How do you not realize how idiotic that is? Like... At what point...

Unknown_26: Like, I understand. Actually, I don't. I don't understand. I know that there is virtue in loyalty.

1:13:41
Unknown_26: But at that point, it's purely transactional, Ari. You're saying you have sucked my dick for enough time. And I can overlook pederasty in my white nationalist Christian organization full of young men.

Unknown_26: How fucking retarded do you have to be?

Unknown_26: Apparently, the same kind of fucking retard who trusts Milo Yiannopoulos. And now Milo's dumping all this shit. I won't go over all of it. If you want to read the leaks, there is a thread in the Catboy Deconversion Therapy called Milo Yiannopoulos vs. Nick Fuentes and Ali Alexander.

1:14:20
Unknown_26: Milo is dumping everything that he possibly can because he actively acquires dirt on people because he's a conniving homosexual Jewish man, coal burner, and everyone knows what kind of a person he is.

Unknown_26: Um...

Unknown_26: And you can read that if you want to. I'm not going to. However, I would like to read these. These are responses, anonymous telegram messages, I think, by Groypers. And I think a lot of them are like sarcasm and jokes, but they're very funny. So I'm going to read them. These are from the Groypers.

Unknown_26: In response to the news of Ali Alexander soliciting news from minors.

Unknown_26: None of this Milo shit is damning enough for me. What I really need is a video of Ali raping a boy before I'll believe he's a pedophile. Another says, I'm sure Florida Groyper has a sex tape somewhere. Another says, what the fuck is wrong with grooming? I'm grooming like a dozen Groypers right now, and I'm getting groomed right now by Joe the Boomer. Big deal. Another says, every guy and his uncle has been groomed via Snapchat or Instagram DMs. It's not just me.

1:15:03
Unknown_26: Another says, I, for one, am completely shocked that everything we've been saying for the last three months turns out to be true. Another says, and frankly, if Ali was a hot Aryan white Chad, we can continue to look the other way, but he has to be the most ugly pedophile I've ever seen, and that's just not okay. Another says, I still refuse to believe it. Did he even really rape anyone? Ha, none of the proof until I get an Ali DNA sample from a... from a griper's saucy little booty hole. Ha!

1:15:39
Unknown_26: Another says, no crimes, as I always say. Another says, Milo is basically the boy who cried wolf in this. He spends so much time clout chasing and trying to drag people through the mud. He isn't always believable. And in this situation, they made a fat fucking mess. This is why we need to avoid narcissistic homosexuals, regardless of their current disposition. These people are insane and manipulative and untrustworthy. Wow. Holy shit. A fucking sane person in the Grapers. Can you believe it? Another says Milo had this list supposedly but offered none of this information for years and is now blaming people and Nick for not believing him lol never trust a faggot. Another says oh my goodness the notorious anal sex haver and narcissist constantly engaged in feuds wasn't believed the one time it may have mattered. Shocking I am shocked.

1:16:11
Unknown_26: Another says, I talked to Milo about the Ali shit last year, and his reply was that keeping his powder dry, he basically wanted all of this to help him when he inevitably got removed from the American First sphere. It's not about justice or truth for Milo. It's about personal vendettas, revenge, blackmail, and self-promotion. He's scum, and so is Ali. Yeah, no shit. Maybe your Mexican leader of the white race should have identified two fat, self-aggrandizing, self-enriching snakes who are obviously untrustworthy snakes.

1:17:02
Unknown_26: Admit, like, both of them are gay. Just stick to the one thing that you're good at, Nick Filantes. Hate gay people and cut them out. They're both gay. You know that they're both gay. Why are you talking to them? Why are you letting them take reins in your movement? If you had literally just been more homophobic and honest about it, you would have spared yourself all this frustration.

Unknown_26: But whatever. This was...

Unknown_26: I think this is Nick Fuentes talking to Brittany and Mayo from Politically Provoked called the Zog Slop Coffee Shop. This was retweeted by Right Wing Watch, but the clip I think came from the Kiwi Farms and I'll play you Fuentes' response.

1:17:48
Unknown_11: look at his telegram. This is the case. Uh, it's all over there. And I know that Ali was bisexual. I know that that's the case. And I know that he's flirty.

Unknown_11: Um, like he flirted with me when I was, you know, 19 or 20. And, uh, and he had flirted with other people.

Unknown_10: Uh,

Unknown_10: He knew he had been flirted with, this guy, and he still kept him around because he was useful.

1:18:31
Unknown_26: Like, what an absolute fucking blunder.

Unknown_26: For real. For real, for real. No cap, no cap.

Unknown_26: These are some choice selections of Milo Yiannopoulos talking to Nicholas J. Fuentes.

Unknown_26: And, inshallah, we will be able to read them. But maybe not. The file server is currently exploding because I'm trying to download 8 terabytes of data.

Unknown_26: Milo Yiannopoulos says, do a better job marketing Saturday. Turnout today was pathetic. You can't be talking to such small groups. It makes you look ridiculous. Fix it. Nicholas J. Fuentes says, I was losing my mind today when I saw the small crowd. He says, you're starting to feel unthreatening. This does not please me.

1:19:04
Unknown_26: America first child. I kind of want to slip into my breathy Patrick voice.

Unknown_26: Nick J. Fuentes says, give me some advice with a very kawaii emoticon. Milo replies saying, Staten Island, what weekday, date, time, where, location? You fucked up everything that could possibly have been fucked up. Nick says, I know, I know, I know, I know. But Milo says, but Neba, seriously, when I was where you said where you are, I said meet me in a bar in an hour in some random town and had 500 people. This is not good enough.

1:19:37
Unknown_26: How do I get taller? LOL. I don't know if that's regarding height or like audience. Like when you say building taller in a video game, that means like not getting bigger, but more developed and shit.

Unknown_26: I guess he's talking about Ali. Milo says, how many of your fans does he have to molest? 1 to 5, 6 to 10, or 11 to 20? Nick says, I don't know. I didn't see him buy a ticket. I think after 50, we're probably going to have to cut him off. Milo replies saying, ha ha ha, okay, okay. By the way, Milo Yiannopoulos was canceled from Breitbart years ago because he was in an interview where they were discussing pederasty when he was still an open homosexual. And he said that it's completely normal for a young boy and an older man to have sexual relations because the average age of losing your virginity as a gay man is like 14.

1:20:17
Unknown_26: And that comment came out and it pissed people off. So that's how it got kicked out of Breitbart.

Unknown_26: Milo's character has been known for literally a decade at this point. There is no surprises here. This was national news years ago. I don't think anyone's getting surprised.

1:21:00
Unknown_26: uh nicholas j fuentes says jokes aside yeah it's an issue milo says i'll stand down i'm just saying he wants to come to afpac to blow 17 year olds rant over nick says you're right you're right the loomer thing is so keck though i love pushing her buttons milo says you know as well as i do that a thousand young men he will end up finding someone look the other way and reach out privately or call

Unknown_26: Ali was the, I mentioned this, also got Ralph's Twitter back and Ralph has had a hard time disavowing him even after this, because I mean, the, the man got him back on Twitter, saved his fucking life. He owes him blood, man. If he has to sacrifice a thousand young boys on Moloch's altar to get that Twitter back, it's gotta be done. You know what? What can I say? What can I say? I gotta do what I gotta do to provide for my family.

1:21:49
Unknown_26: Um,

Unknown_26: What is this in context to? Milo released some text given to him between Allie and Teenage Grouper that took place on Good Friday showing Allie inviting the Grouper to his house. You can tell me anything and I'll stay between us. Really appreciate that, man. I'm glad you finally uploaded your face. I can be a bad Christian. Oh my God. I want all these people to be thrown into a fucking pit.

Unknown_26: So can I. Nobody's not perfect, man. Like, I saw how I acted before, but that's not who we are 90% of the time. You know I'm looking for a preacher. You're a visionary. You have the information in the network. Even the Christians go to war. Even the Christians lust.

1:22:20
Unknown_26: I only like loyalists, and I'm a control freak. I have different levels of closeness to me. Important qualities for a leader. Have a good day. Praise God. One of these days you should drive to Austin for dinner.

Unknown_26: Nick knew.

Unknown_26: That's really gross.

Unknown_26: Well, I have a feeling that Nick is going to get what's coming to him. He's going to get what he fucking deserves, as they like to say.

1:22:58
Unknown_26: Anyways, on to the next Jew of this episode, Ethan Klein.

Unknown_26: So Ethan Klein had an interesting dispute that started directly on Easter Sunday, or on the Saturday before Easter Sunday. I think I did mention this last stream, but just to clarify, Ethan Klein mentioned that he was having an issue with his multi-channel network Broadband TV, BPTV.

Unknown_26: Ethan had lost $600,000.

Unknown_26: to broadband television because they had taken 30% of his membership income.

Unknown_26: So multiply 620,000 by two, and that's how much money he made over two years just from memberships.

1:23:42
Unknown_26: And when Ethan Klein, a man who can turn a penny into copper wire, discovered that he had been deprived of over half a million dollars, he went absolutely apeshit. Now, I looked over the contract. He posted these details himself. And I will explain why Ethan Klein is in the wrong. And if it had gone to a suit, Ethan Klein probably would have lost.

Unknown_26: There are basically three categories of revenue that are described in the contract. Number one, YouTube AdSense. Any ad that plays from AdSense, Ethan Klein keeps 100% of the money. Number two, Google subscriptions. Any subscription income from Google, he keeps 100% of. And then other income. Any other income that he makes through his channel, they keep 30% of.

1:24:26
Unknown_26: So you might be thinking, surely under Google subscriptions, he should be entitled to 100% of the membership money. However, when they say Google subscriptions, if you actually read it, and he tried to pass this off by saying, look, they owe me the subscription money. Google subscriptions refer to income from YouTube Red, which is now called YouTube Premium. When you have YouTube Premium, you don't see ads, but you do pay $5 a month for the access to ad-free content and on all devices ad-free. And when you watch a video with ad-free ads,

1:24:59
Unknown_26: Viewing a portion of your YouTube premium payment goes to the content that you watch So they get money based on keeping you engaged basically without using ads you get directly they get it directly from the YouTube system So it's not referring to memberships. It's referring to YouTube read Google subscriptions which is now called YouTube premium, so

Unknown_26: Ethan Klein is objectively in the wrong when it comes to how he interpreted the contract.

Unknown_26: And I believe that if they had gone to court, because the main thing is that this contract was written a year before YouTube memberships even existed. So necessarily there is no way, unless this contract was somehow able to predict the concept of YouTube memberships, there's no way this contract addressed YouTube memberships. So I think that they were in the right. However, it doesn't matter because Ethan Klein went out on a war on a rampage, uh, basically decided, uh, like threatened this woman, like the way he was posting her name and pictures of her and saying like he was going to fucking ruin her and her business. They basically relented and gave him what he wanted. We'll not be going to court. He says, happy to announce that BBTV has agreed to back us in full. Uh,

1:25:38
Unknown_26: Like I said, either they were just afraid of losing their business, the woman was afraid of getting fucked with by like the millions of H3 fans, or they were afraid of this.

1:26:30
Unknown_26: It's really up to the viewer's imagination which one it is.

Unknown_26: And finally, someone, a dedicated A-log from the Open Anthony Forum, has found Patrick Tomlinson's fabled mugshot.

Unknown_26: In this picture, he looks a lot like Dick Masterson. I don't know how that's possible.

Unknown_26: But this was from years ago. This was from when he threatened, I think, what was the crime?

Unknown_10: Um...

1:27:05
Unknown_26: I believe that the crime was that he threatened to murder his wife and child. And the threat got him a DV charge. And that's when they took the mugshot. And it's been buried for so long.

Unknown_26: But a man named Dan from ONA has done the hard work, emailed the right people, and managed to get a copy of Patrick Tomlinson before he was fat and had bitch tits. So if you're wondering what Patrick Tomlinson looked like before he was fat and got bitch tits from presumably... From all the pepperoni he eats. I don't know where he's getting it from, but he eats a lot of pepperoni these days.

1:27:40
Unknown_26: But this was his physique before then. This was when he was capable of murdering his wife and child. He no longer is. Now...

Unknown_26: After many months of people yelling at me that I need to talk about Nick Riccato more, I have finally received a clip from the Council of Autists that informed me of things that I should talk about that they have deemed worthy of appearing on stream. Finally, it's gone through the right channels, it's been talked about, and it has arrived at my desk. Actually, um, shit. You know what? Let me make sure everything is fine. I gotta stamp that.

1:28:12
Unknown_27: Let me sign this real quick.

Unknown_27: And let me set this aside real quick.

Unknown_27: Okay. Wait one second. I'm almost done. Almost done. I just have to get everything done. Let me make sure this is real actually real quick.

1:28:44
Unknown_27: Very pleasant.

Unknown_27: There we go. That's the ring you want to hear.

Unknown_26: All right.

Unknown_26: Now we can talk about Nick. I've never seen this clip. I've preloaded it to the best of my ability. I've not actually watched it. So this will be a six minutes long.

Unknown_26: Better be fucking good. That's what I got to say.

Unknown_24: Better be good. Mike, there are a bunch of people who think about him all the time, though.

Unknown_16: What's that?

Unknown_24: There are people who fantasize about the circumstances under which I would have to ask a question. There's this whole fantasy where I'm going to get divorced in the next year. What? Oh, yeah. It's like a running thing. People are jerking off to the fact that I might be divorced at some point.

1:29:19
Unknown_16: These people must be miserable.

Unknown_24: Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah.

Unknown_24: It'll be done in 18 years. Dude, you have no idea.

Unknown_16: So what do you think it is? Besides these people are just fucking lames.

Unknown_24: So I have this theory and I was telling you about this earlier. I wrote an essay years ago and it's people are allergic to having someone that they can look up to in any way. So they must, they're on a fucking blood quest to find the negative in a person. And if they can't find the negative, they will manufacture it because we cannot have, and this isn't their fault, right? Media has done this. Media has done this. They will tear down every person who succeeds at an alarming rate.

1:29:57
Unknown_24: The example I brought up to you is Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods engaged in infidelity. Tiger Woods is the exact type of person who would engage in infidelity. Because he's black. and uh several other people on par with tiger woods have done that no big deal like it's no it's it's still unacceptable what do you mean no big deal to by who's metric i mean people talk about that because it is a big deal it like it ultimately belies what kind of character you have where you can't even be trusted with your own wife in your own relationship

1:30:35
Unknown_26: It's like if the inside is rotten, then what does that refer to? Other aspects of your life. That's why people judge you off that.

Unknown_24: Just whatever. I think you mentioned Michael Jordan. You got Shaq. You got Charles Barkley. Black. Black. Black. Black. You got tons of people. Name a single white person.

Unknown_24: Look, they hit a bunch of money. They enjoy the culture of women or whatever, and they do that. So now, but Tiger Woods has, he has a different personality than these guys. So his transgression becomes bad and people pounce on it and they pound him and pound him and pound him and break him down. The other people, they weren't able to break them down because they didn't give a fuck.

1:31:34
Unknown_26: See, I was a child in the 90s, and I know that all these affairs that he's referring to happened in the early 2000s and late 90s, and I don't know enough about the media coverage of them because I never cared about celebrity shit when I was a kid or a teenager. So I don't know enough about this avant-garde boomer reference to celebrity relationships to make a comment.

Unknown_24: There is this need to break down a hero, no matter what size.

1:32:14
Unknown_16: He's an Ivy league grad, right? Graduated from Stanford. Biggest athlete in the world at that time, blah, blah, blah. You know, he's winning, winning, chasing Jack's record, all that stuff. And then, so like when the shit came out, yeah, they like, they really went after tiger. Like it was like, he yeeted somebody. He didn't, you know, he wasn't doing stuff with kids. Like I have, I was the site debt.

Unknown_26: Oh, my VPN is dead. That's why. Okay. Um, I think I have the saved actually, just in case.

Unknown_10: Is this it? Let me make sure that this is it, actually.

1:32:47
Unknown_10: New tab. There are a bunch of people who think about them all the time, though.

Unknown_26: 218.6d. That is correct. And then 228. Sorry about that.

Unknown_16: He didn't, you know, he wasn't doing stuff with kids. Like, the stuff that should, like, you know, it was like Penn State level, right? Yeah. In terms of media persecution, I would say that the media went after Tiger Hard and they went after Penn State. Of course they did. Of course they did.

Unknown_24: And you got to remember, like, what Tiger did. Tiger Woods brought, he brought Black into golf He brought black kids into golf. He changed the entire golf culture. He brought new fans. He broke down the gates of Augusta for the Masters. He did all sorts of shit that the media would be fine with 10 years later. They weren't ready for it when he did it. Really?

1:33:19
Unknown_24: In what year?

Unknown_10: Even I don't know who the fuck that is. What? 2013?

1:33:51
Unknown_10: was when this happened like they weren't ready for a black man playing golf in 2013 so they had to they had to capitalize on his his actual infidelity is that the argument that's a ridiculous argument he came this icon they had to go after him and and i'm it wasn't like the 60s tiger woods i don't

Unknown_24: Like, not in any way. But the fact remains that people have an incessant need for someone who achieves something to be like them, to have some pain, to have some brokenness, to have something in their life. But he was cheating. I don't understand the logic.

Unknown_26: Like, they weren't lying about him to try and bring him down.

Unknown_24: it happened and so uh for me i guess that's my marriage has to end according to this weird contingent of people like i would i can't even imagine that's like a really bizarre non-sequitur i don't see how that that logic ties up at all like it's like so nick nick ricado's tiger woods

1:34:57
Unknown_26: And he broke down... So the media, the Kiwi Farms, is not ready for a Polish man to have a lot of viewers on Rumble talking about the law and Johnny Depp. And so therefore... The Kiwi Farms, much like how the media was with Tiger Woods, is capitalizing on an affair. If there's an affair going on, it's unknown to the world at this point in time. It's simply speculated on. Whereas the Tiger Woods affair was very real. And the media and the Kiwi Farms are therefore trying to keep a nigga down, as they say, in the hood. And prevent him from achieving the success that he would be if he didn't have that affair, which the media and the Kiwi farms capitalize on. Is that the logic? Because that does not line up to me. That seems like a very false equivalent.

1:35:44
Unknown_16: Fucking rooting for someone to lose. I'm the kind of guy who goes like this. If I see someone make a terrible life choice, right? Like marrying Riley Reed. I'm like, oh, sure. Was that? No, no. I was saying to you, oh, shit. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying? You aren't rooting for them to lose. You're kind of like, you're likely going to lose based on all these factors. Why would you want to ruin your life like that? But the idea... Is that not what the forum is doing?

1:36:21
Unknown_26: Saying we are deeply concerned about X, Y, Z. We believe that these behaviors are unacceptable and are unbecoming of you and what we would like to see out of you.

Unknown_26: And we believe that these factors will contribute to a negative repercussions in your life, a down decline. Is that not what's being said? I don't understand how the forum is inflicting itself on him.

Unknown_16: I'm going to actively like these people are active. They're like, like creating narratives. And you're like, I started seeing your name involved in stuff. I'm like, what are these people talking about? Your name, my name, other people's names. I'm like, where are you guys getting this from? It was so far removed from truth. And I was like, oh, I get it. You heard a couple of things. Piece together a fucking crazy narrative in your mind to be like, this guy's a piece of shit. Yeah, okay, sure. And that's why they remain anonymous. Because if you knew who these people were, right? If Joe Blow 69, who talks shit about you all day, right? If we knew who Joe Blow 69 was, now he could be held accountable, right? Like, oh, this is who you are. This is your search history.

1:37:00
Unknown_16: They would malfunction. They're always projecting.

1:37:34
Unknown_26: That logic is like, that's black people logic. Yeah. Like, shit, man, if you and I took our dicks together and we put them side by side and we see whose dick is the biggest, then we'd know what's up. And it's like, person A can look at person B and tell person B that you have done something wrong and be correct about it. And then to look back at person A and say, actually, motherfucker, dick snood, you also done did something wrong, shit, man.

Unknown_26: that doesn't invalidate it that's still the person a and person b can be correct at the same time there's not like they the bullets don't hit each other midair matrix down and drop to the fucking ground they're both correct see what they do on to you fuck these fucking people it's it's fucking it's it's so wild to me because it's like i i just sit there and i'm like i mean i guess

1:38:29
Unknown_24: What do you say? You can't say anything, but it's like, okay. I guess that's the next step, but it's weird. And it's a strange fucking fantasy for people to have, but it's wild to see that shit. What was the question you said Lead was going to ask? Lead was going to ask. Okay, here we go. Oh, wait.

Unknown_24: We've been going three hours. Let me start hitting these chats, which I've been neglecting very much.

1:39:02
Unknown_16: Guys, by the way. As long as it's cyberbullying. No, I don't believe in that. I never look to ban people or anything. I just don't like the idea that someone's going to put something out there that's blatantly false. You see what I'm saying? All the fucking time. Whether it's groomer, whether it's this. You're kind of looking at someone like, bro, you're putting some pretty serious allegations out there. Yeah.

Unknown_16: And their version of proof is always some like weird, disparate things that you see. It looks like one of those fucking boards with like threads attached. Yeah. Like you said this. And then there was, and then they like, they like just kind of mold it all together. You're like, and that's what you got out of that. Like,

1:39:33
Unknown_16: Okay, sure.

Unknown_24: All right. Dude, I was telling a story that I thought would be funny, and what you did with that was not what happened. That's not what... Yeah, I don't know, man.

Unknown_26: Drexel's referring to... I can't remember the exact thing, so I won't try to repeat it, but he's referring to something that he said about... Oh, about...

Unknown_26: Man, I wish I could remember it, because I could put him on blast for it. But it was like, he was friends with a woman, and then he ended up hooking up with her daughter, who just turned of age.

1:40:09
Unknown_26: And he knew her before she was an adult. And they went to Disneyland and shit together. And he ended up hooking up with...

Unknown_26: Her daughter, and he's like, whoa, man, you can't be saying that's grooming and shit, man, because I ain't slept with her until she turned of age, dig? I was like, well, that's literally what grooming is, homie, G, thug shaker. That is precisely, literally the definition. I was like, nah, man. shit you got you got it all twisted and shit man and then i guess but i mean with recated the whole affair thing it's just like speculation it's a that is like a meme with some supporting contributing evidence that sways people to believe a specific way they could have been avoided um which has always been my criticism why why make it public look you can do it one of two ways You can either put all your, your private shit public and show off to people. Woo. And I'm making the money. I got all these thousands of people and locals giving me dollar bills and I'm making all the money and I'm doing so well financially and I'm buying cars and shit. Cause it's like, you know, I can do whatever the fuck I want. I made it. I'm getting the big dollar bills, uh, and we're going swinging, and it was her idea. I got a wife that loves to have me with other women, and my life is the best life that it could ever possibly be. Like, you can do that. Sure, go for it. I don't care. But you can't turn around and say, man, people are getting really the wrong idea about me. They're taking all these... These facts that I put out there, and they're putting them together in a way that's really not too flattering about me. And it's super wrong of them to even speculate. I'm like Tiger Woods. I'm like Tiger Woods because people are getting it twisted.

1:41:34
Unknown_26: And every time I say anything, I am told that I simply do not have the context.

Unknown_26: But when I watch the videos and I hear the arguments...

Unknown_26: and nobody prepped me for this they just gave me a video and said watch this and respond to it it'll be interesting okay but i listened to it and i'm just thinking like you're you're trying to have it both ways you can either be a public figure and make your sex life and your your private life like a part of your your east lab character or you can complain that people are talking about it

1:42:26
Unknown_26: When people talk about things, they're not just going to take your story and say it's all fun and games and everything's going well. It's just not how people are. It doesn't mean that... I don't know. I don't think there's necessarily an envy thing. But by the way...

Unknown_26: If you're going to tell people how fabulously wealthy you are and how much money you're making to try and provoke an envious response from them, you also then are not entitled to say people are just jealous of me. If you're trying to deliberately provoke people that way, then how can you be upset rationally if that is the response that you get?

1:43:05
Unknown_26: I just I just don't I don't I don't understand the logic of inviting trouble and then being upset by the trouble. And then when people point that out to you, it's then said, well, I'm not upset. Like, I don't know. I just watched you and a black man compare yourselves to Tiger Woods for six minutes. And it does seem a little bit irritated in a way that someone who is actually not irritated would not be talking about things.

Unknown_26: Just as a thought.

Unknown_26: This is another video. This is with just Drexel. It's two minutes long. There is no Nick Ricada, but apparently it's a funny story that I should listen to.

Unknown_20: Drex, now that we're here, just us guys, endowment. Isn't it true that Nick gets drunk, he gets gay?

1:43:44
Unknown_20: I haven't heard that. Oh man, he was getting so gay with me in Vegas, it was unbelievable. Not this Nick, the other Nick. Okay, let's get this clear.

Unknown_16: His Nick, the other Nick. Not Swedish Nick, Rakeda Nick. The only time that Nick is ever drinking when I'm around him, it's on a stream, right? Because otherwise, we're sitting there playing with all these damn kids. and keep them occupied. But I'm telling you, man, look, it is very well known. I think Dave Chappelle had a bit about this in one of his stand-ups where he said, like, you know, you can't drink around white dudes. He goes, it always turns into pseudo-gay shit. And I'm like, and there's, look, if you ask a lot of white dudes about this.

1:44:19
Unknown_26: Drax, my boy.

Unknown_26: Dave Chappelle is one of the most famous celebrities of all time, and he was like a pet black to the Hollywood elite. And the Hollywood elite will fuck anything, and they do fuck everything. It's not a white people thing. It's a white people thing. You dig, homie?

1:44:51
Unknown_16: And they're gonna be honest like this, yo white guys, on behalf of white America, or white, you know, the world, do, in general, do white dudes start doing weirdo gay shit when they drink?

Unknown_00: It's true. You can't go to sleep? Or like, you wake up with a missing one of your eyebrows.

Unknown_16: Yeah, or, you know, putting, like, balls on your face and taking pictures. Why is that a thing?

Unknown_16: It's always some, like, weird gay shit.

Unknown_20: Very, very dangerous in Sweden. I apologize on behalf of all white people.

1:45:26
Unknown_16: It's some weird stuff, man. I'm just telling you that when we were in Vegas... I'm with the woman. My face, her face. We are aligned. There's some synchronicity between us.

Unknown_20: And the guys around me were drunk as shit.

1:46:01
Unknown_20: The gay stuff started coming out, and I don't know what was up with that. Yeah, you know, I won't... At the risk of speculating and sounding like a proper Hollywood journalist trying to bring a Tiger Woods down, kick the homie off the golf course as it would be.

Unknown_26: I will simply reply...

Unknown_26: By saying that I'm very glad I have never met any of these people in real life. There was multiple times where Coach Red Pill and I almost met up in Ukraine. And then I literally bought plane tickets to fly from Ukraine to LAX to meet Dick Masterson for one of the Dick's show tours. I literally had the plane tickets ready to go. and then COVID happened. Between the time that I bought the ticket and when I was supposed to arrive, COVID happened and shut down all international flights. And I am forced to assume that in the alternate timeline where COVID does not happen, Me taking that flight and going to LAX and meeting Dick Masterson in person had to have created a human tragedy and economic catastrophe on par because, you know, a law of conservation of energy and such that had to have been equally as disastrous as the entirety of COVID-19. By the laws of physics, that alternate timeline must have happened that way. So

1:47:24
Unknown_26: I don't know what happened. I'm just very glad I've never met any other E-Celeb. Literally, Coach Red Pill and I were going to take a train from Odessa to Kyiv to Kharkiv up to Moscow all the way across the Siberian Rail to Vladivostok and then down to Beijing. That was planned. And we were going to have cameras and shit and we were going to record it. And it just never happened. It never materialized. And we were also going to go to...

Unknown_26: Berlin we were going to fly to Berlin and because YouTube has these YouTube studios that you can rent and they have very high quality production equipment so if you're like a YouTube creator and you need what's called a YouTube space if you have more than 20,000 or 100,000 I think was 20,000 you can rent a YouTube space and do a

1:48:17
Unknown_26: uh and do like a production there as long as you like file ahead of time and the closest one to us was in berlin so we were going to fly to berlin and do a youtube video there uh and that never happened and i'm just so i'm so thankful i don't i have never met any of these people and i probably never will i probably will never meet any of these people

Unknown_26: I may meet Jim before he dies so that I can facilitate growing him into potatoes.

Unknown_26: By the way, I'm going to have to email Jim because someone told me that if the Kiwi Farms was defederated from post, he would have to find another instance. So I have to figure out if he actually wants an instance or something. Maybe set something up where he can have his own Medicare domain and not have to be tied to anybody else's shit.

1:49:13
Unknown_27: What's this? Oh, that's the same thing.

Unknown_26: Okay, that's the nose segment. Much anticipated. Noel reacts to Nick Ricada's Tiger Woods story? Interrobang? Exclamation point? At Meta at the Internet? At Ricada Law?

Unknown_26: Oh, my God.

Unknown_26: Ah, okay, now finally the good shit.

Unknown_26: It's time. It's time, boys. Let's fucking go. Let's go! Yeah!

1:49:44
Unknown_09: Let's go! Woo! Woo!

Unknown_26: high energy high energy boys it's the ralph segment everybody's favorite except that one guy who complains every single stream in the comments saying that he's sick of hearing about ethan ralph shout outs to that guy commenter of the day is that one guy who really doesn't want to hear anything about ethan oliver ralph or the kill stream

1:50:19
Unknown_26: Um, Ralph's mental and physical decline is rapidly accelerating. I am constantly surprised to see how poor his physical health is every time I tune in and I'm just like blown away. He says he is now up to... 15 MG.

Unknown_26: I don't know if it's microgram or, or milligram, but I think probably micrograms. He's up to 15 micrograms of Xanax a day.

Unknown_26: The, um, prescription guidelines for Xanax say never under any circumstances prescribe a person more than 10 micrograms or milligram. Okay. Apparently microgram is written as MCG, not so microgram. No more than 10 units, wherever the fuck it is. He's up to 15. That's 50% more if he can't do math.

1:51:00
Unknown_26: And he literally pops these pills and downs it with a Modelo. So he's drinking and taking Xanax. According to the prescription guidelines, not really a good idea.

Unknown_26: And the adverse effect that people are seeing the most of in regards to his Xanax addiction is his inability to form...

1:51:34
Unknown_26: uh memories this is a very interesting thing i've never heard of this before but zany experts um can back me up on this one of the side effects of xanax is that you literally stop making memories a man most known for his inability to learn from his mistakes is hopelessly addicted to a medication which literally stops you from learning what could go wrong i wonder

Unknown_26: Everything, probably.

Unknown_26: But time will tell, as they say.

Unknown_26: So, first thing first, there is a little bit of an interaction between May and Ethan Ralph, which I feel I should play.

Unknown_03: Actually, this is...

1:52:28
Unknown_27: I want to play this, uh, this version. Apologies.

Unknown_26: Oh no, this is the one that I wanted to play.

Unknown_28: That's a top theory out there. That you're the chief A-Log, actually. I just think we should spend our money on things that matter, like care that I wear. That's a, that's a top theory out there. I really don't care about that stuff at all.

Unknown_06: You do too, but I don't. I'm a mom. I want to dress this for Rosie. I'm more, I care more about that.

Unknown_28: Shut that door. Fuck.

1:53:01
Unknown_26: That's so great. Shut that door, baby. Baby makes a noise. Get the fuck out of here. Close that fucking door.

Unknown_26: Can you close the fucking door?

Unknown_26: Um, so she says, I should buy you like a sexy dress cause you're my sexy horse. And she's like, I don't really want to dress. I feel like we should buy. Now I have listened to this a million trillion times, as I say here, and I said, I don't know what May's suggestion is. I think we should spend money on things that actually matter. Like.

1:53:34
Unknown_26: Like what? I hear two things. Like a caregiver or generally like care for her as in the baby. I'll play it again. I would like to know. Leave a comment below about what you think Mae is saying they should spend their money on.

Unknown_28: That's a top theory out there. You're the chief analog actually.

Unknown_07: I just think we should spend our money on things that matter like caregivers.

1:54:10
Unknown_26: Let me know in the comments.

Unknown_26: Because I don't know.

Unknown_26: No, trust me. We're not even in the segment, boys and girls. We're getting there. That's towards the end. You know how I do. I do the Ralph stuff. Oh, my God. Care bears, care for her. I hear care for her. Care bear where? Care bear where? Care burglar. Care burglar.

Unknown_26: A caregiver might be it. I don't know, though.

Unknown_26: I'm very curious. Maybe someone can crack the horse language and tell me what she's saying.

1:54:45
Unknown_26: Okay, so...

Unknown_26: Ralph attempts to explain a legal matter. Now, as we've established, Ralph is literally incapable of learning anything because his brain is fried. So him trying to process legal matters is a fucking farce.

Unknown_26: No matter, he takes to Twitter and tries to explain his hot legal take on his case.

Unknown_26: ralph says huh i guess that means that sort of material would be completely inadmissible in the california court of law contributing parties have to consent it's not coming in doesn't show anything except knuckleheads telling tales but it's still not coming in all parties

1:55:31
Unknown_26: As a reflection to the California one-party consent state. And I believe that this is in reflection to... There is a log between...

Unknown_26: Two people, I think Iso Shaggy and someone. But it basically confirms that Ralph somehow broke his restraining order. And he says that because California is a two-party consent state for recording phone calls, that means that hacked chat logs where both parties did not consent, therefore cannot be submitted as evidence. This is wrong for every conceivable reason. Notably that the rules of evidence and the law are two completely different sets of instructions that do not necessarily coincide with each other ever.

1:56:08
Unknown_26: And what's really funny about this is that if you had a lawyer, he would know that there is actually a really, really, really, really, really excellent, strong, amazing argument that you could make legally to throw out that evidence. And I will never say what it is. Uh, if you were a big brain Chad, maybe you would understand how hacked evidence that was leaked from, um, from the Chudbud server could not, could possibly be thrown out as evidence in a court of law. Uh, I'll leave it up to you to figure that out, but I don't want a specific faggy, ESO faggy, to leak my genius, not legal advice to Ethan Ralph. I do not want to incidentally help him in any way, shape, or form. Um...

1:56:50
Unknown_26: And then Vickers responds saying, I suck cock and my daughter's a fat whore that got impregnated by a pig monster. Very interesting stuff.

Unknown_26: Oh, and that Amanda taking the stand is not a good idea. And then they go back and forth and he gets on the Amanda account to reply. I really don't want to read all this. Because Vickers is just so pathetic and petulant. This is like the instance where I'm watching Tiger Woods...

1:57:32
Unknown_26: and some faggot argue, and they say, well, you say that you do a thing. Well, actually, I do a thing. Actually, you do a thing. I hope you both lose. That's what I hope. I hope for abject misery.

Unknown_26: May the best Ahog win.

Unknown_26: Is there anything super important about this? No, it's just the chat logs. But he follows this up, this spat that he has with Vickers. And he says, "'Seeing Alec of Trash Talk, but I seemingly remember a letter telling me I would never see my son, that I didn't have the gumption to do so, and on in the usual childish, villain ways. Guess what? I'll be visiting him four times this month. Winky face." What certain parties really don't want is me forming a good bond with my son. Too bad he gave me an extra squeeze and knows I'm his dad. A boy that has seen his father twice gave him an extra squeeze so he knows that the paternal connection is there and not the Mexican baby stepfather that has the paternal connection.

1:58:54
Unknown_26: Too bad he gave me an extra squeeze and it was on his dad. Reports from visitation have all been exemplary. That's what this is about, though. Long-term cutting me out of his life and replacing me with a migrant worker.

Unknown_27: Not happening.

Unknown_26: So literally the only reason, the only reason that he has predicted is that he visits Xander is to spite Vickers. It's the only thing he cares about. And he's still trying to have another boy to replace Xander with, with the horse.

Unknown_26: Inshallah, that will not happen.

Unknown_10: Let me check my notes before I play this.

1:59:31
Unknown_26: So, Ralph has been hard bad, hard down, down bad, whatever the fuck, in regards to Super Chats. And he has been attempting to solicit some money from the pay pigs by offering them rewards, donation goals, which he has not met. And I will allow him to explain these goals himself.

Unknown_03: It's not an epic war. There was that one time, but...

Unknown_03: You just don't see the point and goals then. I don't think it was 300.

Unknown_03: Actually. If we can pull up the replay and somebody check it and show... That it was 300. I don't really have a problem shaving my head.

2:00:15
Unknown_03: Now...

Unknown_03: I don't think that. I didn't realize how well I nailed the Xanax voice in my rendition.

Unknown_26: I did a pretty good job, if I do say so myself. It was.

Unknown_03: Now, the onus is on you, not me, Jabroni, to show the footage when I said it was 350. Okay, now what did we end up hitting?

2:00:49
Unknown_26: Please take note, by the way, of the Sober Spring Day Straight 18. He's still counting this. I think he's up to like 22 now. I mean, it's hot as fuck here anyway.

Unknown_03: It will just help me.

Unknown_26: Unfortunately, this clip doesn't seem to include the context. I will explain this in a second, though, if he doesn't explain it.

Unknown_03: I think it was a different show where you hit 300 and got off. Let's see.

2:01:22
Unknown_26: His chat is revolting in this clip, by the way, if he can see it.

Unknown_26: So the issue that he's having is that he no longer hits his daily goal of about $350. And to entice people to hit the goal, he offered to dye his hair blue and to shave his head.

Unknown_26: And in this clip, he's saying that actually they never hit the goal. And if they did hit the goal, they hit it on a different day.

Unknown_26: which obviously the pay pigs are not pleased with. The remaining people who watch the Ralph retort, even like in the cozy audience, they all seem to hate him. And I will explain that more in a little bit.

2:02:00
Unknown_26: Holy shit. I will actually speed this up just a little bit. I'll set him to time and a half because it makes him sound... I'm walking to the moon. I'm walking to the liquor store.

Unknown_21: Anonymous sent $10. Okay, here's proof. $350. $350 gold.

Unknown_03: And I will have my head shaved by Pansu on air, and we will put it up as its own video on Rumble.com.

Unknown_03: Now, if you don't have the goal, I mean, we're not going to do that. You know, there's rampant deep fakes these days.

2:02:34
Unknown_03: That does sound, it sounds similar to my voice. Maybe a John Miller, you know, Baron Miller type situation there. He's playing his own clip to de-confuse people.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I'll probably just, if I get it shaved, I'm just going to go get it shaved on the bar. There's a barber down there.

Unknown_26: I'm just going to tell him to shave it.

Unknown_26: So, confronted by the pay pigs who are revolting against him in chat with videographic proof that he made this donation goal. 300 video games.

2:03:15
Unknown_26: Three hundred and fifty dollars. No, wait, no, wait, wait, wait. The video starts playing because they in the power chat, they attach the media. So as soon as the message stops, it starts playing the same exact clip where he says what they have quoted him and saying that he's not meeting his. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Unknown_03: And I don't think head shaved by Pansu. I don't think you heard it the first time. Faggot. I do what I want.

Unknown_03: And now I might not even get it shaved at all. So what are you going to do about it, bitch?

Unknown_26: They're not going to give you any more money. You depend on them for Xanax. They pay for the Xanax. Each super chat is like a Xanax pill that you're now missing out on because you're not doing what you said you would.

2:03:48
Unknown_26: Why does this have to be explained?

Unknown_03: Not a goddamn thing.

Unknown_03: My fucking mama, my fucking daddy didn't talk to me like that. Maybe you didn't hear me, cocksucker.

Unknown_04: I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

Unknown_03: Anything else from you, Thag?

Unknown_26: I'm going to.

Unknown_26: Hamburger King says, Ralph, if they charge back, dox the faggots. And he says, I'm going to. Dear CozyStreamPayPigs, who may be watching this, if you give money to Ethan Ralph, he will dox you if you displease him. This has happened many times before. I don't know why this has to keep being reiterated. I'm literally not lying. I am not making this up. I would not lie about this. This is what he has done several times. Why don't you get it?

2:04:23
Unknown_26: I definitely will do that.

Unknown_03: So think twice if that's what you're thinking. And be lucky that I'm following through with it all. People make fake goals. These are not real shows. These are not binding contracts. You're full of shit. You're full of absolute dog shit if you think any of this is binding or any of this is, you know, like something that you signed a contract. You gave money to a fucking talk show. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

2:04:55
Unknown_26: I wanted to read that in my rough voice. I tried my best at it. I felt inspired. I don't owe you a goddamn thing, but a kick in the fucking ass.

2:05:26
Unknown_03: That's the only thing I owe you, motherfucker. And that goes for anybody. You talk to me through this box on the screen. I don't know none of you motherfuckers. There are very few. So don't talk to me like you know me, cocksucker. Because you don't.

Unknown_03: Anyway...

Unknown_03: He thought he really told me something. I can't believe this is time and a half. That's not going to ever be the way to approach me. You know what? If he had said, you know what's funny is? If he had said, you know what, Ralph? You said it wouldn't be pantsu on air. You should fulfill your promise and make it pantsu. I would have probably said, yeah, you're right.

2:05:59
Unknown_03: Let her shave it on air, and then I'll go get it shaved up down the street.

Unknown_03: But nobody's telling me shit, faggot, ever.

Unknown_03: Nobody tells me a thing.

Unknown_26: When I was a child and I received a diagnosis of oppositional defiance disorder, ODD, I was told that most children grow out of ODD, but there's a chance that it persists into adulthood. And most people who have adult ODD have serious issues dealing with authority, and they end up in jail, a lot of them. And I always think about that when I hear Ralph. Like, someone says, you said that you would do X and you did not do X. Therefore, you are a liar. He says, motherfucker, I do what I want. I always do what I want, nothing but what I want. If you don't suck my dick real nice when you tell me to do something, then I ain't going to do it, motherfucking dick snoot. Like, it just always reminds me of that thing that I heard.

2:06:40
Unknown_03: I do what I want on this earth, and there ain't nobody who can fucking stop me. They had to put me in jail to stop me, faggot.

Unknown_10: So if you think you can do that, go ahead. Okay, and that's that clip.

2:07:23
Unknown_10: There is this as well.

Unknown_26: Oh, this is the thing that I referenced early on.

Unknown_26: Here we go.

Unknown_26: Pillen Modelo. Watch it again. Pillen Modelo. Pillen Modelo. Sober spring. Crass Kang.

Unknown_26: Amen. 21 days sober spring.

2:08:00
Unknown_26: Okay. Now. Now chat. Now is the appropriate time.

Unknown_26: Wait. Assuming that I can find it. Oh, here it is. Okay, here. Wait, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. And now it's time to beat a dead horse.

Unknown_26: Yay! Someone made an animation for it. We're getting closer. Every stream is edging closer and closer to my exact mental image of what this jingle was.

2:08:33
Unknown_26: Thank you for that.

Unknown_26: So this is Pansu. Pansu wandered off Zapatia into the pig pen and decided that she would try to get some male attention because effectively as a single mother cohabitating in a Mexican household with a pill-popping Xanax zombie,

Unknown_26: She thought maybe if I walk in front of all these young boys who are completely sexless, voluntarily celibate, involuntarily celibate, whichever they may be, and sworn off pornography, and she drops some teas that worked on the boys at the anime club at her high school, then maybe she may be viewed sexually for the first time since she conceived.

2:09:27
Unknown_26: And so she trots out, and she tries, and she reminds everybody of why they hate her. And she is not only rejected by the Catboys, who she apparently forgot are homosexuals, but she's rejected by her own husband.

Unknown_26: It's very sad, but it's also quite funny, because she is Mae, and nobody deserves Mae's life more than Mae.

Unknown_10: Where's the horse at?

Unknown_10: Is this the wrong one? Oh, this is just dead air.

Unknown_27: Okay, we'll skip to this one.

2:10:07
Unknown_03: So, yeah, that's the truth. I used to think RPGs were for faggots.

Unknown_03: And I shouldn't say, and I don't mean that. That's not a good thing to say, by the way. You shouldn't say that.

Unknown_03: You shouldn't say faggot. Why? Shut the fuck up, bitch, and disagree with what I'm saying.

Unknown_03: Now, you shouldn't say...

Unknown_26: He's so angry. She said it again. Look at that. Look at that.

2:10:43
Unknown_29: He has to take a sip to stop himself from hollering.

Unknown_29: That's not what it's about.

Unknown_03: No, shut up. You shut up. You renounce.

Unknown_03: oh my god look at him look at that scene i have to man i have to oh my god you're so so angry i love it sometimes may makes me laugh i have to admit it that's that's a good may trolling right there that's some quality horse content

2:11:32
Unknown_26: She's talking about Alice.

Unknown_26: To clarify, Mae really, really, really, really hates Alice because Mae tried to set her up in a threesome with Ethan Ralph mostly because I'm pretty sure Mae is an autistic lesbian that is pretending to be straight now. But Alice did not do the threesome and Ethan Ralph basically cheated on May to face fuck Alice against her will. And so May sees Alice as competition. So whenever Alice is brought up, she gets super insecure and starts a logging Alice as hard as possible.

2:12:05
Unknown_26: So the this is about the recent discovery that Alice has AIDS and.

Unknown_26: And the funniest possible thing would be that everybody who has fucked Alice, all of IP2, has AIDS now. I think I said this before as a joke in the last couple of streams, but if Alice gave everybody in IP2 AIDS, that is indisputable evidence that there is a God and he hates these fake Christians more than anything on earth. And I would laugh my ass off, but that's what she's talking about. I know it's kind of fucked up to say, but it's kind of like that puzzle.

2:12:44
Unknown_26: She's zoning in and out of the mic. She's in the corner of the room. She's talking. She's getting closer and further away, and it kind of disrupts the mic picking up. It's really fucking annoying. Ralph could put her on mic so that she could talk, but he knows nobody gives a fuck about what she's saying except for me because I make fun of her, and so he just doesn't mic her up so that I can actually adequately hear what she's saying. Do you think I'm annoying?

2:13:16
Unknown_28: Yes.

Unknown_26: She asked, do you think I'm annoying? And he just says, yes. Just kidding. Just kidding.

Unknown_26: There appears to be a person in the Kiwi Farms chat that's showing up on the stream. And he appears to be saying suffer, suffer horse. So someone might have been watching this live and just rubbing his hands together saying suffer, suffer horse.

2:14:03
Unknown_10: Oh, that's the end of that clip. I'm a retard, sorry.

Unknown_05: I'm pansexual. And I feel like that's just now become... Oh, I'm a guy in a girl's body. Like, I feel like that's what it is now.

Unknown_26: Oh my god, that's loud. Wow. I'm sorry, guys.

Unknown_21: I'm basic as fuck. But, uh...

2:14:34
Unknown_05: Can I say this on your show?

Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_05: That I, like, I like girls.

Unknown_03: Well, I already, I thought people knew that.

Unknown_05: I mean, I don't, I'm not, like, looking to have a wife or, like, have a girlfriend. Why did you say that, though? Because I'm talking about bisexual and pansexual.

Unknown_26: The first reaction, remember, in the middle is the cozy TV chat response from the Groypers. Dank PP says, faggot, question mark.

Unknown_05: Sexual and trans shit.

Unknown_26: what says edgy groiper with no question mark so he's like what he's like what the fuck you just say so i feel like it's important to just didn't says we know the whole conversation but but i think for a girl to be interested and like turned on by other girls is not real i feel like that's normal i feel like that's a natural thing like it's different to want to

2:15:30
Unknown_05: Dark PP then asked, does Pantsu eat ass? Anonymous sent $3 no wonder Ralph drinks so fucking much, oh my lord.

Unknown_26: So, if you don't know...

Unknown_26: In the girl-cow community, there was a concept called the pick-me. As in, I desire male attention so much, I will contort myself, I will debase myself, I will set aside my own interests and needs in order to make a man happy so that I may be picked, even though I may be like a retard or bipolar or some shit. Those are called the Pikmis. And in all of the Pikmis cards, there is one Ace of Spades. Ace of Diamonds, even. It's an Ace of Hearts, even. Ace of Diamonds. We'll go with Ace of Diamonds. That is just...

2:16:05
Unknown_26: it's a trope that is supposedly the most powerful thing that a pick me can pull out and that is pick me i am willing to let you other women because i am bisexual the moment you pull out this card you forgo monogamy and security in a relationship it's like a massive trade-off that no woman who's self-respecting should ever make And it's the ultimate card. You pull that out, and that's the best you got, really. That's like the best thing that you could say to someone like Ethan Ralph to get his attention. And she is there saying, I am a bisexual who is willing to let you fuck other women. And he's just like not paying attention to... pecking on his keyboard not even looking at her not responding in any way shape or form and even the groipers who are like catholic choir boys deprived of all sexual stimulation are just like ma'am you're a faggot

2:17:38
Unknown_26: And that is like the most humiliating thing that could ever. That is a true suffer horse moment that she is willing to debase herself like that in public in front of a bunch of men who should theoretically be as testosterone driven as humanly possible. And they just don't give a fuck. They're like, oh, that's kind of creepy and gross. I'm not interested. That is utter humiliation. And unless you really understand that mentality, you won't appreciate it. It's like trying to introduce you to a fine... to a fine Michelin star meal. Sure, it's tasty. Sure, it's funny. But unless you understand the components and the texture and the quality of the meal, then you won't fully experience it. And I need to explain to you exactly what kind of suffering is running through that fucking empty head of hers when she tries to do that and does not succeed in the process. And I hope you feel educated.

2:18:14
Unknown_05: i'll try to be less she uh she tries to double down so that because she's like oh why aren't people it worked on my anime club why aren't these people paying attention so she tries to like fix it and elaborate some more but uh to no more success grading for you guys for f1 griper i'm it's not that i'm just coming out as bi i feel like that's literally never been a secret uh i want to read that hold up

2:19:06
Unknown_26: F1 Groyper says, her voice is haunting.

Unknown_26: Aspie says, just got here. His pantsuit coming out is bi. Oh, someone's talking about the fit girl pack.

Unknown_26: This entire time, as Mae is sitting there desperately trying to attract male attention, attract the male gaze that she has not felt in years.

Unknown_26: Ralph is sitting there at his computer, actively trying to pirate Hogwarts Legacy so that he can play it on stream, a game that she explicitly asked him for a copy of so that she could play it because she wanted to Hogwarts the Skyrim. And he said, no, I will not buy you Hogwarts Legacy. Shut the fuck up. And now in front of her, as she is debasing herself for squalid attention, Ethan Ralph is manually configuring his device to run the game that he has zero interest in just so that she cannot play it as he's playing it.

2:19:46
Unknown_26: And that is like you have your Wagyu suffer horse steak. But here is a fine peppercorn dipping sauce that you can, the steak is fine on its own. It's a wonderful steak that you can partake in. But the sauce adds a little bit of punch to it, a little bit of spice. It's just excellent. One of the highest rated suffer horse sauces in the world.

2:20:20
Unknown_26: So you just made that a story tonight.

Unknown_05: I asked you if I could talk about it and the other day you brought it up. The other day you literally were like, you like girls. So... You brought it up.

Unknown_26: Why don't you care when I bring it up in front of your friends? Show people that you have sexual interest in me. I am your wife. Please stop calling me a stupid bitch in front of them. For the love of God. It's not like I go out and try to like have a relationship with women or like I'm interested in that.

2:20:55
Unknown_05: But like...

Unknown_05: I don't know. I just don't think it's that big of a deal, honestly. To go out and do what? I don't, though. That's not what I'm saying here.

Unknown_26: Catholic, by the way, says Lazy Gundam. Funny Valentine says arrest her, Ralph.

Unknown_05: I'm just saying that I like girls. I mean, is that a big deal?

2:21:27
Unknown_26: I don't know, the dog looks very unhappy though in his emoji.

Unknown_05: Right. I don't think it is.

Unknown_26: Oh, there's me, by the way, saying, she's literally trying to play the buy card for attention and nobody cares. It's pure suffer. Really hot take from that gnoll guy.

Unknown_05: Shit! Enjoying this Wagyu suffer steak all by himself.

Unknown_26: It's degenerate, says Karasu.

2:21:59
Unknown_05: Guy on guy and girl on girl.

Unknown_26: Just don't act on it, says Corn Pop. Please, for the love of fucking God, do not touch another woman.

Unknown_26: Sigismund40k says, gay men don't think it's a big deal either.

Unknown_05: I saw my wife make out with a girl once at a party. I got bricked.

Unknown_26: She picked out this entire comment. She picked the one guy who said, oh yeah, I saw a girl on Girl once and it was hot.

Unknown_26: She managed to, look at the grin. She got one dopamine, one whole dopamine from this ocean of twos.

2:22:34
Unknown_05: All women are gay. Yeah, I feel like it's just like more normal, like natural. Put her in prison.

Unknown_05: All right.

Unknown_26: Put Pantsu in a burka now. I don't know. ARW33 says, not going to lie, I fucked two bitches at the same time. It was terrible.

Unknown_26: Corn Pop says, my wife heard that and yelled at me.

2:23:05
Unknown_26: F1 Graper says, this is a conversation like from 2005 radio.

Unknown_26: both are disgusting at pantsu a freak and that's from homo troll us af one of his mods um do you think what do you think about like and it's a huge source of problems in our society do you think does it hurt your feelings when people say you're just a dumb bitch who doesn't know shit i did when i was like fucking 12

2:23:42
Unknown_03: If I was to say you were a dumb bitch, you didn't know shit, would that hurt your feelings? No.

Unknown_03: No, because I've heard it a million times at this point. I would have to be a dumb bitch if I wanted to keep hurting my feelings, right?

Unknown_05: It's like, damn it, I let him get me again. Not with the dumb bitch comment.

Unknown_05: I play it up. It's like, okay, well, they keep talking about dumb bitches, so that must be what they want at the end of the day.

2:24:17
Unknown_03: A dumb bitch. I hurt my horse today to see if I still feel

Unknown_27: I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real.

Unknown_03: Get out of the way of my booze.

2:24:49
Unknown_26: By the way, you can't. Sober spring day straight 20. Get out of my way. You're in the way of my booze. He's not counting his days of soberness. He's just counting how many days there have been so far. His accuracy, zero days straight. Doesn't even need to be said. We're just counting how many days I've not participated in this sober spring. He says he watches episode four days.

2:25:22
Unknown_03: Y'all wouldn't even believe. I shouldn't. I can't. I can't show it. It's just so embarrassing.

Unknown_26: By the way, OG Mad at the Internet fans may remember that I played a bunch of games called Life is Strange like years ago.

Unknown_26: And there was one particularly awful version that I played where it was just like I think a male to female transsexual trying to uncover the story of his or her dead mom who was like a carpenter and had made all these things. And like they made fairy tale books about...

2:25:56
Unknown_26: how they were their goblins and shit. And it's the most horrifically boring thing. I couldn't even make it funny by, by making fun of it. But at the very end,

Unknown_26: They discovered that there was a little sibling that they had that died. And the mother had made this elaborate memorial for this dead baby.

Unknown_26: And as they're revealing this at the big finale, I just start laughing uncontrollably. Because I'm so bored. And a thought popped into my head that...

2:26:29
Unknown_26: Maybe the baby died because in all her elaborate like carpentry puzzles that she built, she made like a labyrinth, like a maze. And she put the baby in it to solve her elaborate baby dungeon maze. And that's how the baby died. And when this thought entered my head, I just started laughing until I was crying. Because it had been like six hours of nothing happening. And it was the funniest fucking thing to me. And every single time I see the two of them together for like two hours straight and the baby's not doing anything. I'm like, she put that fucking baby in the baby dungeon. Yeah.

2:27:04
Unknown_26: And she's just sitting there trying to find her way out of the baby labyrinth that May has built for her in her free time as she sits around doing nothing with Ralph hollering upstairs.

Unknown_26: That's a very... I don't know. I have these running jokes that are just things in my head that make sense to nobody. And I hope I can share that with you.

2:27:38
Unknown_03: No, other than that, no, I would not do that. That would be...

Unknown_03: And I would do it the way she said it. I would already have the titty in the mouth.

Unknown_03: Oh, he says he made he said offered if someone paid him thousands of dollars, he would drink her breast milk live on air. Nicer. They were always like they were small and like really pink when I first met her.

Unknown_03: Now she breastfeed. They're huge. They're not pink now.

2:28:12
Unknown_03: But they're gigantic. Well, they're not gigantic, but they're huge.

Unknown_26: He doesn't seem... He says that in a way that makes it seem like he really hates her body now, which is very sad. You can change colors, which I talked about one day.

Unknown_03: How your titties change colors. Are you just trying to humiliate me? I'm not trying to humiliate you.

Unknown_26: Are you just trying to humiliate me? I'm not trying to humiliate you.

Unknown_03: It sounds like I am. Okay, what's up? Yeah, he's like, he's like nagging her fucking body, like her post-birth body and being like, your nipples are all fucking huge and gross looking now.

Unknown_26: They're all black and pepperoni and shit. Ew.

2:28:46
Unknown_26: Ew. And she's like, thanks. Thanks, Ralph. I appreciate it.

Unknown_05: My nipples aren't pink.

Unknown_26: She brought up Alice because she's so insecure about it. Oh, my. I didn't even think. I don't think I saw that live. That's funny. That's so funny to me.

Unknown_26: Like, the blatant, like, on-the-table insecurity. Amazing.

Unknown_28: What do you think about that? What do you think about Alice having AIDS?

Unknown_04: It feels pretty good.

Unknown_03: It feels pretty good.

Unknown_04: Does it feel pretty good? Oh, oh. Does it feel pretty good?

2:29:17
Unknown_05: I know, like, the faggots online are like, oh, you might have AIDS. And it's like, dude, I don't have fucking AIDS. Be careful with that.

Unknown_26: Because Ralph mouth-raped her, so if he got AIDS from that, she would also have AIDS, but the chances of that are pretty unlikely. Unless, like, Ralph beat her up and she was bleeding or something at the time.

Unknown_05: I've been tested. I don't have no fucking AIDS. No, they test you at the hospital when you have your baby. Yeah, I've been tested. Me and Rosie have been tested since that whole thing.

Unknown_26: Oh, great. May also choose her oats into the microphone. I already knew that. What is the thing? Why do they all do it? Just stop eating into the microphone. How fucking hard is that? Come on, now. Can you not wait?

2:29:51
Unknown_26: Sam Hyde, by the way...

Unknown_26: Sam Hyde might have heard me nag on him for saying that, uh, people shouldn't pod people on live should not eat into the fucking microphone. Cause his, his dude, Bic, Bic lighter, whatever the fuck was eating into the microphone. And Sam Hyde turned around and said, ah, you better not do that. People don't like that. They're going to freak out on you. And then he says like, well, what am I supposed to eat? Literally any fucking time. Are you on camera like 24-7? Are you such a busy man? What could Sam Hyde possibly be doing off camera that's so important he can't break out a fucking cereal bar that he has to eat on camera directly into his microphone to pick up every sound? That's such a cop-out, motherfucker.

2:30:28
Unknown_26: Don't eat into the mic. It's basic human decency. You're supposedly white. You can do this. I believe in you. You are white enough that you should be able to be considerate. This is like a shopping trolley problem. You can put it back into the spot. I have confidence in Sam Hyde's ability to do this.

Unknown_03: Plus you can't catch AIDS from hypothetical oral sex in the first place.

Unknown_05: No, it's just fucking retarded.

Unknown_03: By the way, the mouth rape, that was the funniest story. Like the most ridiculous story.

2:31:02
Unknown_03: God damn. Thank God.

Unknown_03: I won't say anymore. Let's just praise the Lord. Let's just praise the Lord. Things could have went awry.

Unknown_26: Could have went awry when I mouth-fucked that bitch when I raped her. I really could have eaten some shit for that. Thankfully, she was a disgusting prostitute already, and nobody cares what she has to say. And I faced no legal repercussions for my actions because I picked the vulnerable target. Thank God. Praise the Lord. Christ is king. Christ is king. I'm an efficient predator. That's what I always think when I see Paul Thomas.

2:31:40
Unknown_03: How is he living there free of rent with cable, with internet, with everything that you would need, but he doesn't pay.

Unknown_05: That's how I live.

Unknown_02: Yeah, well. He knows the secret. Pay with your blood. You know the secret.

Unknown_10: You know the secret.

Unknown_10: Gross. Gross.

Unknown_10: These are all good. I can hardly contain.

Unknown_26: I'll play this. This will be the last one. These are all so good, though, but I don't want to skip through. This is the last one.

Unknown_29: It's so bad. It's so bad.

2:32:25
Unknown_29: Oh, God. Jesus. Oh, no.

Unknown_29: Oh, no, God, Lord, please, Jesus. We have to have a song. Oh, no.

Unknown_29: What's he talking about?

Unknown_04: Oh.

Unknown_27: It's just him hollering. Welcome to the hypnotized zone.

Unknown_27: Okay, that's enough of that. I can't take anymore.

Unknown_10: Uh... Okay.

2:32:59
Unknown_10: I think...

Unknown_26: That does it. There is one more thing. One more thing. I actually have to backtrack a little bit.

Unknown_26: Someone posted this and I just saw it actually.

Unknown_26: I would be remiss not to mention this.

Unknown_26: A DDoS or a swatting for hire service on Telegram has closed its doors. Now, this is 100% possible that this is a gay op. I want to completely lay it out there that I have absolutely no way of verifying that this information is correct, that this person is who they say they were, or that anything that they say is actually accurate.

2:33:39
Unknown_26: But...

Unknown_26: A swatting for hire group on Telegram is closing down, and this person is claiming that Patrick Tomlinson is...

Unknown_26: was one of their customers, he swatted himself, and owes them $250. He says, opted to pay in two installments, one before, one after, didn't pay the latter, and then posts his address. So the accusation from the swatting for hire people is that Patrick swatted himself, and I think he clarifies, you still owe me $250, faggot, opted to pay, oh wait, no. Wanted to get in the news and sue the Milwaukee PD for money. That's what they say.

2:34:17
Unknown_26: He says, by the way, should I post a sample of the audio recording of the Tomlinson swatting he paid me to do?

Unknown_26: So that's him responding in his typical way, copy-paste messages.

Unknown_26: No, stalker, we did not swat ourselves, but thank you for revealing the method you used to swat our home dozens of times. The police investigating you have already been notified. Then I think he even says, enjoy prison, stalker, somewhere.

Unknown_26: Um...

2:34:53
Unknown_26: Then he posted an audio clip. I didn't see this the first time. Okay, he did. Okay, fuck it.

Unknown_26: I didn't even know this had dropped. So this is coming at you live.

Unknown_26: This is the Tomlinson call, apparently, from the Deals for Hire people.

Unknown_18: What's going on? I'm high. I'm high. I'm high. What was that?

Unknown_10: My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson.

2:35:31
Unknown_18: I am going to kill you, my neighbor.

Unknown_00: My address is... What's your neighbor's address? 2613 North Oakland Avenue, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 53211. 53211.

Unknown_18: And you say 2613 North Oakland Avenue? Yes.

2:36:10
Unknown_00: so this is the call i mean the person i mean anybody can do a swatting but i don't see how this indicates that this is um tomlinson paying him and it could definitely just be like a gay op i'm not convinced by the audio

Unknown_26: But that's what's going on. That's the rumor about Patrick Tomlinson. If you want to listen to the audio, you can find it in the Community Happenings. There's a link at the bottom.

Unknown_26: But, I mean, people gay up so much with Tomlinson that I could believe that they would fake this, too. I mean, the same thing happened with Darkseid Phil. Where someone claimed to be like a prostitute that was owed money by Darkside Phil. And it was an extortion racket by two Dutch people who were like super old and fugly that were just trying to get money from Phil. And that all came out. So I don't know. I have no idea what this is. But I'm sure that the opening Anthony people are just going to uncritically accept it. Instead of being, you know...

2:37:03
Unknown_26: more reserved as I would hope people would be with an accusation as serious as that, which is part of the reason why we don't get along.

Unknown_27: Uh, so that is that.

Unknown_26: And two hours and 35 minutes in, it is time for the shill segment. I think I'm done.

2:37:36
Unknown_26: Like I said, we're coming back up. Mad at the Internet is back up. If you paid for patches, that will be coming in shortly.

Unknown_26: And the...

Unknown_26: Fediverse is back up, and the site might be going for maintenance on the weekend, and hopefully by next week we'll be back to exactly where we should be.

Unknown_26: So with that in mind, let's go green, and I will try to keep this under an hour, and try to divvy up my attention based on the amount so that this is not going super long.

2:38:13
Unknown_09: Okay.

Unknown_27: Let me get a sip of water. I've been yelling too much. I shouldn't have yelled too much. I'm going to throw up my voice. My, my delicate singing voice will be ruined forever.

Unknown_10: All right.

Unknown_26: Thug shaker for five 51 says my balls itch. Thank you very much. Thug shaker. Good luck with your, your, uh, charges by the, by the FBI anonymous for 12 says, hope you're doing having a good weekend, Josh. I'm a father with my wife.

2:38:46
Unknown_26: I'm a father with a wife, married for over two decades, and I wanted to share with you my beautiful baby boy's cooking. Isn't he such an angel?

Unknown_26: Check out this channel for the chat.

Unknown_27: Okay, I can do that.

Unknown_14: Hey, everyone. I'm going to make a straight corn pizza.

Unknown_26: So he's frying corn. He's a Down syndrome man. He's frying up some corn.

Unknown_26: Some lime juice.

Unknown_14: Perfect.

Unknown_26: I wanna see the final result, skip ahead.

Unknown_14: I mean that looks edible.

2:39:24
Unknown_26: Did he add Doritos? Where are the Doritos from? I hope he didn't add Doritos, that's a bit gnarly.

Unknown_26: Congratulations, your beautiful baby boy can cook so good.

Unknown_26: Crack Pipe Cowboy for 20 says, Hey, Josh, Pascha is not here yet, but a happy Pascha to you in chat. Christ has risen. Here is a two-minute chat from Russian Monks. Free to listen to you tomorrow. You better listen to it. I gave you $20. And then there's a link, which I can put in the background.

2:39:58
Unknown_01: Thank you for the money. I will spend it on drugs.

Unknown_26: Oh, it came in with the audio and everything. I did. I forgot to turn the audio off. Thank you. I didn't change it to a super secret audio like I said that I would.

Unknown_27: I'll put that in the background. Is it going to go? I want to adjust the audio first.

Unknown_27: Okay. Perfect.

Unknown_26: Nice and ambient.

2:40:32
Unknown_26: Lemonsucker200 for two says, Since Froggy Fresh got removed from Creator Clash, Idubbbz and the whore match Chris Raygun up with a buff black guy that has a height and weight difference, lol. We didn't talk about it already. It's on the front page of the CC2 website. Creator Clash 2. Let's see.

Unknown_26: Wow, six inch difference. He's got half a foot on him and 15 pounds. I don't know why Zodiac is important. It's kind of a weird thing to include. I wish my niecey luck.

2:41:16
Unknown_26: I guess because she can't get Chris Rye Gunn, she's just gonna have a black man beat him up for her. Oh, the music's too loud, sorry.

Unknown_26: Um, okay.

Unknown_26: Drunken Surfers Collapse Spying for 2 says, Great episode, Josh. Keep it up. Thank you. Appreciate it. Mission Control for 10 says, All right, miners. The lads in R&D have just cooked up a new piece of gear. With the Baldo, you can safely dip your balls into liquid Markite without risk of injury. Good luck, Rock and Stone.

Unknown_26: Good to hear. I know that ball-related testicular torsion injury has been on the rise recently, and we need some efforts to prevent this.

2:41:56
Unknown_26: uh thank you eat dirt drink bleach before it says with a texan accent hi my name is josh and i like shooting cans mexicans africans puerto ricans sweet thank you

Unknown_26: Um, nigga nuts for five says my packages have been stolen by neighbors for the past week. Use this money to initiate TND. I'm sorry to hear about your packages. Hopefully your patches will make it through unmolested and unneighbored and unbiked.

Unknown_26: Uh, anonymous pretends as jewish the local channel in massachusetts you might be interested in aiden kilnarny kilarny dba turtle boy sports he's had all the same censorship payment issues he has or you have he's wildly unpopular with the pc types i think you too would enjoy chatting um if he wants to shoot me an email go for it i've never heard of him and i don't know what commonality we'd have except hating the banks at this point uh but if he wants to reach out he can

2:42:57
Unknown_26: sergeant wizard fist for five says my josh got out my job got outsourced because it's cheaper to have pajeets and hajis do it here or do it here are some of my severance mr moon happy orthodox easter wish me luck in finding a new job well good luck my dude um people were critical of me for saying that it's a higher uh job seekers market right now i guess it depends if not you can learn a trade i wish you luck though

Unknown_26: The Haunch for 20 says, That's a great saying, and it's completely true. That coincides with, I think you're directly referencing something I've said before about how

Unknown_26: there's no reason to be a fetus because either you're going to throw away an opportunity by being defeatist or you're doomed anyways. So it doesn't matter. Like in all possible aspects of like the quadrant, you should just be optimistic and try your best regardless, because the worst that could happen is that you are wrong and you're fucked, which would happen if you were defeatist and thought that you were fucked. You don't, you don't get points for being right about being fucked. You know what I mean?

2:44:03
Unknown_26: Graph is a drunk pedo for two says nothing else to say. To be honest, interesting take a bowl of soup for four says, hello, Josh. Happy pizza day. Glad to hear that. We're so fucking back. Need your opinion on this sweet ass video. It's short. I promise. I told, I told you that it's $10 for a video. I apologize. I can't make it through the super chats and reasonable amount of time. If I, if I don't like have some restraints about videos and shit.

Unknown_26: Uh, Tommy Hooters twisted am hole for two says Josh, I'm homeless and my cat has AIDS and also, and is also dead. And I'm a volunteer in the Ukrainian foreign Legion. A Russian T 90 is rolling over my comrades and I have the last Panzer fouls. Here's $2. Where do I shoot it?

2:44:39
Unknown_26: Uh, go for the treads.

Unknown_26: I mean, if it's rolling right over you, maybe sneak up behind it and then, like, shoot it from behind. They have less armor from behind, right? Or if it's, like, completely parked, maybe, like, run up and get to the muzzle and then put your Panzerfaust directly into the muzzle and shoot it up their thing to detonate the magazine. That's your best bet. I would recommend that.

2:45:12
Unknown_26: Yeah, the underside has the least armor. If it's rolling over you, wait for it to roll over you and then suicide detonate your Panzerfaust. That would definitely kill the crew.

Unknown_26: Good luck with that.

Unknown_26: Irish Pug for two says, throw this money towards Crunk for fixing the Fetty. Is the login for the old account still good? The login is still good. If you have a locale.email, you will have to wait longer. That will be the last thing I fix. I apologize, but email servers are a nightmare. I tried fixing it. It worked for a little bit, and it broke again, so I don't know what the fuck is wrong with it. I don't even want to try and look at it.

2:45:46
Unknown_26: Thank you. SeeingEyeDogMan for five says, here's a good deed horse jingle for May segments.

Unknown_26: It's another YouTube video. God, play like five seconds of it, literally. That's pretty good.

Unknown_09: It's not as good as the Handmade With Love jingle, though.

Unknown_04: I gotta admit.

Unknown_26: Tommy Tudor's Twisted Amhole for Two says, Thanks Josh, that did the trick. Now I have a comfy life with a cutie Japanese girl making nine figures a year. Have another two dollars. Congratulations, I'm glad that my advice helped. I was told once by a friend, I think I mentioned this before, I'm just thinking. He was an admin for a brief amount of time and he was reading a book. He told me he was reading a book called How to Be a Sociopath. And he told me that... the best way to win somebody over is to ask for advice you don't need. And then later just say that you took their advice and it worked and they'll like you more because they feel like that, you know, you help them or something. I don't know how it worked, but he explained this to me. And then he literally tried to do the exact thing to me. He asked me for advice and then told me a week later that it worked. And like, you can't really do that after you've told me the trick to, to manipulate people like that.

2:46:51
Unknown_26: Um, uh,

Unknown_26: Well, there you go. Here's your sociopath tip of the day.

Unknown_26: Red, for $26, says new silver rounds win. The Kiwi rounds mog all the PMG rounds. That is true. The fucking gay anime bullshit they put on the PMG rounds are fucking atrocious. They all look like shit. The Kiwi Farms one completely and totally blows them out of the water. It looks like a real thing that people would sell just for the design on silver stores. The PMG ones are so flat. I don't even know how they made them so ugly. So little effort. I guess because they take a flat JPEG and they turn it into a design, and the design looks flat and shitty, whereas silver is a three-dimensional thing. You can make it look really beautiful. I agree. I don't have any plans for a new silver round at the moment, though.

2:47:25
Unknown_26: Anonymous for 10 says, if Ethan Ruff dyes his hair blue, does that mean he is one step closer to being Sonic? Does this mean the dimensional merge is on? If he dyes his hair blue, he's one step closer to being Destiny and getting pegged like he's wanted for so long.

2:48:02
Unknown_26: Though if he was smart, he would just dye it blue and shave it off and say that he did both things that he promised at once.

Unknown_26: Pope Urban for 1111 says, I'm getting my first five ounce of silver coming in the mail. Very excited. Are there any super early episodes of Maddie that you haven't archived? I've gone through the entire catalog and would like to hear your very first attempts at the show. The very first attempt I did at the show, it wasn't even called Mad at the Internet. It was called The Sunrise or something. if you the very first thing that i i ever did you would know it's that because it has that the the scan lines and it's like a bright like a yellow color like the color of milk and it has a discord chat and i'm just kind of talking with people on discord and i acknowledge that medicare is in the chat at some point I remember that was the first thing that I ever did, and I was very nervous when I did it.

2:48:45
Unknown_26: So if that's your goal, just find that one. It's somewhere. I definitely archived it. I think it's even on Odyssey if you look for it. I could be wrong, though.

Unknown_26: I'm going to diverge a second because I just noticed that someone sent $100 over Odyssey to say Hitler was right. Thank you, Digital Heart. That is a hot take. I've never heard that before. Though apparently several thousand, it said thousands of times a year on Twitter, according to the, what was it called? The name of the organization?

2:49:20
Unknown_26: Stand up to Jewish hate from the foundation to combat anti-Semitism.

Unknown_26: What is... It says Hitler was right was posted over 70,000 times last year. So now it's 70,001.

Unknown_26: Thank you. And dot dot dot for 10 said Chantel needs to start working on the CIA poppy fields out there. That's in Afghanistan. They don't have shit in Kuwait. It's just a little dingleberry off Iraq's ass that they took so that Iraq wouldn't have a real port. Because the British people are fucking sadists and when they decolonialized they fucked up the colonial world as much as possible with their borders. So that there would never ever be any chance or hope of peace and prosperity in any place outside. They like deliberately fucked over the rest of the world as much as possible because British people are fucking sociopaths who should have been nuked in World War II and completely wiped off the face of the planet.

2:49:53
Unknown_26: Schizo Dilbert for two says, Hey Josh, I was wondering, wait, let me make sure I didn't miss anything on the last page.

Unknown_27: Sorry. I, um, I was too busy thinking about how much I hate British people and I lost track of what I was doing.

2:50:32
Unknown_27: It happens a lot, actually.

Unknown_26: I was right. Okay. Schizo Dilbert for two says, Hey Josh, I was wondering if you could use this as your outro and there's a link. I already have an outro picked.

Unknown_26: The biggest bird. I will listen to it, I promise, but I'm not promising that I can do it for this stream because I already have it picked. And I can't not play this song on this episode. Thank you, though. Eat, Dirt, Drink, Bleach for Four says, that was honestly the hardest and most hype intro ever, Josh. Happy K-Farm day, y'all.

Unknown_00: Thank you. I try to, I do physical activity before my podcast now.

2:51:04
Unknown_26: I like to, and I, oh, and I had, speaking of the British, I had some Earl Grey tea because I felt tired. So I did like a little bit of like aerobics and I drank some Earl Grey tea because I wanted more caffeine, but not extra calories for the day. And I could feel the caffeine because I drink it right before I feel I feel like I should drink tea right before streams because it relaxes your larynx and shit for a podcast and it gives you caffeine.

Unknown_26: Thank you, though. Flexiglass for 184 says, Happy upcoming Orthodox Easter, Jewish. Since you live in Serbia, if you still do, I suggest you do out and eat a tasty kulish on Sunday. A kulish?

2:51:40
Unknown_26: Oh, it's like a dessert. Kulik is the Russian name for Easter bread. I think I've had that. I think I had that in Ukraine, actually. Because it was like a thing that people told me to look out for. That does look really tasty. If I see one, I'll grab one. Thank you.

Unknown_26: uh oliver for two says hey josh can you teach me how to tie my shoes and also by the way this is the last two dollars i had to my name any tips um oh man it's only two dollars but i i here here's my advice you're ready for my boy who's who's suffering oh is it not gonna let me play this

2:52:26
Unknown_26: Oh, I have to sign in to confirm my age. Okay. Well, you're not going to see the video, but you will hear the nice song.

Unknown_23: What's the greatest kind of knot that you can tie with ease? It's useful and it's happy and it suits your every need. Well, I'm about to tell you, but first I have to note that you never should ever consider putting a rope around your throat. So let's learn how to tie a noose. It's practical for every use.

Unknown_26: I love Rusty Cage. He's one of my favorite schizos. I'm so glad that he seems to have his shit together.

2:52:59
Unknown_26: C D zero three for 2755 says Joe Biden arrives in Ireland, flood my newsfeed with annoying articles as stupid things on TV and still has the gall to call cause a traffic jam on Friday afternoon. Very upset. Please take him back. Dude, driving in Ireland, like in Dublin was really hard. Um, I feel bad. I like, I reckon I know I forget what you call your interstates, but, um, I can imagine with the president and all the traffic being shut down, it's a pain in the ass to get through fucking Dublin with that kind of bullshit going on. I feel bad for you, homie. I know how the driving is there. It's beautiful. Ireland is such a beautiful country. I would highly, highly suggest anyone looking for a vacation. that doesn't want to go to like eastern europe go to ireland and rent a car and just drive like around the coast it's it's genuinely awe-inspiring how beautiful that country is um haramberger for two says you have such a great community on the farms please read this short chat screenshot aloud it's guaranteed a hundred wholesome big chungas also at the feeder bella delphine pick and chat oh yeah okay i saw that um okay let's see this

2:54:15
Unknown_26: So dear Watson... Thank you for the money.

Unknown_01: I will spend it on drugs.

Unknown_26: Jesus Christ. Thank you. Okay, I'll get to that in a second. He wants me to play the hot... Okay, I will explain that when I get to that at the end.

Unknown_26: Haramberger, though, says in the beauty parlor, a story I can only share here... I was late to the darkest slash most important moment in the history of the Kiwi Farms. Checked my phone and found out about Chris and his mom. I was with my teenage children in New York City at the time for a short trip. They are terminally online and they know about Chris and the Farms. They saw how shocked I looked and asked what was wrong and I told them. My daughter goes, yeah, I already know. I was a little miffed and asked her, why didn't you tell me? Her answer was, well, we were at the 9-11 Memorial Museum and it didn't seem right.

2:54:50
Unknown_10: Oh.

Unknown_26: they were on their phones at ground zero at the 9-11 memorial and they found out that Chris fucked him that's like where were you when 9-11 happened but for zoomers that's the 9-11 of zoomers where were you when Chris fucked his mom and ironically her children were at the 9-11 memorial that is 100% wholesome big chungus that's an amazing story that's a story to be proud of for sure

2:55:36
Unknown_26: That's what we call synchronicity. Synchronicity chat. That's the word of the day. I feel like I get asked this question every week, but to reiterate...

Unknown_26: I have always loathed the way that tumblr rights have started using the word toxic and I especially loathed when that word got adopted by League of Legends to describe Players that swore and you know through games by being dickheads They started calling them toxic players and I always hated that and then doxing is like the same kind of word So I just started adopting it to doxing as well So you have toxic doxers

2:56:22
Unknown_26: And it's just stuck. It's just how I prefer to say it. Especially when there's two X's. I have to say extra obnoxious when they spell it wrong.

Unknown_26: David S877 for $20 says, say what you want about Stallman, but his turbo autism has made sure all the new stuff is freely available to everyone. I'm a big fan of Stallman.

Unknown_26: I think he's got a little bit of autism and there's some really... What the fuck is that?

Unknown_10: Oh.

Unknown_10: I'm shocked that I still have, um, telegram readers on.

2:56:54
Unknown_27: That person knows that I stream and is definitely doing it to fuck with me.

Unknown_27: Uh, let's see.

Unknown_26: Yeah. So like Stallman has like a negative reputation for a lot of reasons, but I don't know. I hope he's a good boy. Please be, please. I need some people to not be complete shit so I can get through life. Roxanne Wolverton says, Bark Bark, what is your favorite Linux distro with GUI? I'm not a true, nor can I talk to God via computer, so programming and coding are not my strong suits, so please recommend something easy. Ubuntu. If you don't know what the fuck you're doing, just get Ubuntu. Don't even bother.

2:57:31
Unknown_26: It's one of the largest distributions because they have enough, like... They have firmware for basically every hardware configuration. You really have to try to fuck up Ubuntu.

Unknown_26: It may not be the best experience for power users, but if you just need Linux and you just need it to work, try Ubuntu first. And then if you're super confident in Ubuntu and you want something more specific, try something else.

Unknown_26: Tree Fitty for Tree Fitty says, Hey Josh, I've been listening to your show for three years and I want to spend some money. Thoughts on Operation Red Dog. In the 80s, the KKK was going to team up with Rastafarians to coup Dominica, but ATF caught them in LA as they were boarding the ship. Ron Paul was involved.

2:58:03
Unknown_26: That is an extremely loaded question about something I know absolutely nothing about.

Unknown_26: The KKK was going to team up with the Rastafarians to coup the Dominica, but the ATF caught them in L.A.

Unknown_27: as they were boarding the ship. Ron Paul was involved in...

2:58:36
Unknown_26: What is supposed to be my take? The Dominican Republic is like Hispanic, I guess. Were they trying to get black people to leave to the Caribbean? There's already black countries in the Caribbean. I'm not sure. I'm all for giving black people like a place to go that they want to live in.

Unknown_26: If Mexico was doing, if we didn't allow the cartels to take over Mexico because of the drug money that they were pumping into the United States because of our stupid retard war on drugs, then maybe Mexicans wouldn't want to stay in Mexico.

Unknown_26: I think that it's completely possible for the United States to be a supermajority white country and have friendly relations with black and Hispanic countries and we can not fuck up their governments and fuck up their countries and allow them to be sovereign. I think that that kind of isolationism is possible and desirable. Wait, I already read that.

2:59:24
Unknown_26: Keep dreaming. I will. I will, buddy. I would prefer to see no sex tape of any of those people, but if I had to pick one to happen for comedy value...

Unknown_26: It depends.

2:59:59
Unknown_26: Do the balls touch with PPP and Ralph? That would probably be funnier than the very obvious Milo, Nick Fuentes, Ali Alexander gay threesome.

Unknown_26: But it would probably be funnier if the podcast race had a gay orgy.

Unknown_26: Ralph is already a gross degenerate. I've seen enough of his penis. Deadly Hollow for five says Mr. B's tranny friend was getting off to lolly as early as 2016. I've already showed that, I think.

Unknown_26: Was that not a part of my slide reel?

Unknown_10: Oh yeah, I, fuck, did I forget to show this one?

3:00:32
Unknown_26: Uh, he talked about Lolicon like a long time ago. I couldn't find the context for this, so I didn't show it.

Unknown_26: Saint Zachariah for 10 says, Lord, inflame our hearts with, take it again. Lord, inflame our hearts and our innermost beings with the fire of your Holy Spirit so that we may serve you with chaste bodies and pure minds through Christ our Lord. Amen.

Unknown_26: Maybe you should show that to the America First people who seem very tempted by the most hideous or brown pedophile that's ever lived.

Unknown_26: Thank you though. Uh, Joey Jojo for two says, Hey Josh, longtime fan and listener. Why don't I throw you a buck for pizza day? Happy Friday and have a good weekend. Thank you very much.

3:01:10
Unknown_26: uh fagio penici for penisichi for two says why is every person in a position of power a pedophile gosh i wonder why could it be that sadistic people who want to have control over um defenseless children also want to have power over other people who may be more defenseless when they're in a position of power i think so that might be it

3:01:44
Unknown_26: Nikita for five says happy Orthodox Easter Josh. The trains will never win, but the Lord laughs at the wicked for he knows their day is coming. Psalm 37, 13. It's true.

Unknown_26: Things are cyclical and right now we're in a particularly bad time, but everything has its day.

Unknown_27: Everything has its day.

Unknown_26: Eat, drink, bleach before it says burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers, a reference to burgers that I did earlier. Thank you. Anonymous for 441 says, nice dream, Josh. Tibetan Buddhism is known as Tantric Buddhism, where violence, demon taming, sacrifice, et cetera. Please see Libgen.

3:02:20
Unknown_26: Then he links to a book.

Unknown_26: Tibetan Buddhism. Isn't Tantric like the sex Buddhism?

Unknown_26: The Taming of the Demons. The Taming of the Demons. Okay, the book that he tipped for, it says, is by Jacob Dalton. The Taming of the Demons. Violence and the Liberation in Tibetan Buddhism. Never heard of it, but thank you.

Unknown_26: Indore Garlic Farmer for 10 says, Sup, Jersh? My friend is retaking some exams to finish law school. He's pretty nervous, so wish him luck. I hope he doesn't become a fed. Well, good luck with your exams.

3:02:53
Unknown_26: Should be fine. I mean, you've been studying, right?

Unknown_26: I'm sure you'll pass. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. You know the kind of fucking retards become lawyers, buddy boy?

Unknown_26: Big fucking, I'm not talking about Nick Riccata. I know people are going to say that. But there are some pretty fucking stupid people out there who have law degrees. I'm sure you'll do just fine.

Unknown_26: Um, Ace Dispens for 441 says, let's break last year's record. My contribution to Hitler was right. God fucking damn it. I cannot. Sorry. Sorry to that one Serbian guy who yells at me every time I say that. Let me mute my system sound so I can get through the stream without being dinged to death by every goddamn notification. Sorry again to the Serbian guy. Every gosh darn notification on my system.

3:03:24
Unknown_26: Did he say the thing? Okay.

Unknown_26: Uh, Valks for two 22 says in my upper, in my uppercase, there is a problem. And that problem is the jurors. They take everybody's silver and they give it to the tranny, throw the jurors down the well so that my internet can be free. You must grab him by the website. Then we have a big party. That's not true. I did not take people's silver. I, I, I accept donations for parasocial interactions like a normal person.

3:03:59
Unknown_27: Thank you though.

Unknown_26: Now Mr. Five says, Hey Josh, this has been the most comfy and productive year in a while. I can't believe we're already one third through it. You're a real American hero. 2023 has been good so far. I'm an optimistic boy. We're making it through.

Unknown_26: I'm glad that you're having a good year too.

Unknown_26: Orion from the grill cast pretends as I used to run a successful podcast, but I haven't put out any new content in ages because of my alcohol slash masturbation addiction. My girlfriend also left me because I crashed her car while drunk. Do you have any recommendations to help me recover?

3:04:33
Unknown_26: Stop drinking and stop masturbating and stop watching pornography. I feel like often because sometimes I do development work, right?

Unknown_26: Oftentimes, I'll get stuck on something for hours, for days even. I'll be really stuck on a problem. And then I will take my frustration, I will ball it up, and I will yell at somebody who I can yell at, like Krunkhorn. I yell at him a lot. And then in the process of explaining my frustration...

Unknown_26: I outline the issue so clearly that I have a solution to it. And here you say, I am an alcoholic coomer, and I have ruined my life through my vices. What should I do? And I feel that the answer presents itself in the question, my good sir.

3:05:11
Unknown_26: Yes, rubber duck troubleshooting is the technical term for that, but it's a real thing.

Unknown_26: Very true thing when it comes to any kind of problem solving. This is an important thing to learn where if I ever had to teach somebody anything, I would always make sure to include this tidbit of information. And it seems obvious, but it's something you have to be cognitive of. When you are trying to solve a problem, you have to figure out what the problem is. If you do not adequately identify what the problem is, any attempt at fixing it will suck, will probably fail. So anytime you have a problem, before you do anything, really truly understand what the issue is.

3:05:49
Unknown_26: And if you're stuck on something, make sure you take a step back and look at the issue and think, am I actually addressing the problem to begin with? Or am I addressing a non-problem that just so happens to appear to be a problem? It's a very important skill, not just with programming, but with everything in life.

Unknown_26: Anime4 says, I like anime, and I am a Josh sexual. What of your theory now?

Unknown_26: Anime, my boy, I think that you have been poisoned by the radioactivity of Japan, and only an anime detox will save you now.

3:06:27
Unknown_26: The Amazing Aborto for $100 says, Josh, I wanted to spread some of my tax return to the best podcasts to do Saturday exercises to. Also, film suggestion for some good timeless American animations. 1974's Coonskin by Ralph Bakshi, when you could be topical while dropping them slurs.

Unknown_26: I've never even heard of that. Thank you. I might look that up if I ever have time for a movie. Um, sometimes I do maybe out months a week. I try to find something. I'll put that aside. Uh, thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Unknown_26: Rungle business suitable for five 51 says the whole Bud Light training sponsorship is all a plan by the Dutch to get Americans to drink Heineken. Wake up America.

3:07:07
Unknown_26: I like yingling still is yingling by Anheuser-Busch. Let's look this up.

Unknown_26: Who owns, I think they're independent, right?

Unknown_27: Richard Yingling Jr. owns it. So I think that is an independent corporation.

Unknown_26: Heck yes, gamers. That's an American drink right there.

Unknown_26: Absurdist Chucklefuck42 says, If Mr. Beast really cherishes his friendship with Chris, he would do the right business decision in taking him off camera as talent. If not, I'm looking forward to the dominoes falling. Oh, Mr. Beast. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, let me tell you.

3:07:40
Unknown_26: I would love to see, because it's not like with stocks where the ESG can just pump up some bullshit failing thing like Netflix or, you know, Anheuser-Busch. If nobody watches your YouTube videos, you can see it. You can measure it. You can see the subscriber decline or stagnation. You can see the viewership drop or stagnate. You can measure that. And YouTube can try to shove that shit in front of your face as much as you fucking want to. But you never have to watch it. And they try and they try constantly to prop up gay shit. And if people don't want to watch, there's nothing they can do about it. So I would love to see that. I'd love to see repercussions for shit like this. I mean, she does use a CPAP. That's completely, completely accurate. She did ASMR for sleeping. That's what it would be.

3:08:12
Unknown_26: uh thank you uh can pain iggy for 10 says what do you think about chris tyson allegedly using mr b's money to throw around frivolous lawsuits to people being mean about him on twitter i specifically did not include that because i think that it's completely made up i have seen no evidence indicating that's a real thing like he didn't post a video i think it's just fake

3:09:02
Unknown_26: Thank you, though. Anonymous for Tea says, Nick Fuentes really said, some of you may be molested.

Unknown_01: Thank you for the money. I will spend it on drugs. Jesus Christ.

Unknown_26: I need to drink more tea before streams. Apparently, when I yell and really loud and high energy, people start throwing the big dollars at me.

Unknown_26: I will get to that, though. Nick Fuentes really said, some of you may be molested, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. And yes, he really did say that. He said that to multiple people. He confirmed to multiple snakes around him that this is actually his perspective. And now he's doubling down on it because he really does not give a fuck about any of those people that give him money and support him.

3:09:34
Unknown_26: Because as far as he's concerned, I bet you this is his real perspective. Nick Fuentes does not care about his real, true, loyal Gropers that are still with him to this day because if they were actually worth having around, he would be more successful than he is. If they were really the kind of people that you wanted loyalty from, he would be better off than he is now. And because he's stagnating, he's on the decline, then those people's loyalty don't matter because if...

Unknown_26: It's their fault, basically. I bet you that's exactly what he thinks. And he puts some brown pedophile like Ali Alexander over those people who actually truly like him and support his cause and believe what he has to say because Ali Alexander has more to offer him in his eyes than those people.

3:10:11
Unknown_26: Very sad.

Unknown_26: CrackpipeCowboy42 says, after that one disgusting Rupert Saucy booty hole comment, you need to listen to that chant 40 times every day. I've given you $22, and it's the $22 that's going to save your soul.

Unknown_26: Look, I'm just reading what the gripper said, okay? It's not my fault. Thank you. Sanctus Ordo Meguminus Graviadi says, Hi Josh, as a big Megumin fan, you probably have already watched the first two episodes of the new Megumin spinoff anime. What did you think about it? Also, happy birthday to Silky. Go fuck yourself. I don't even know what the fuck a Megumin is. I hope it dies. OG Pay More Homie for 10 says, Pete's videos continue to inspire me to complete my CompTIA studies. The thought of being that old and that worthless is genuinely terrifying. Also, Kavada makes chill music and he links to an album, which I will set aside and listen to after the stream. Probably not tomorrow because I'm going to be working on shit tomorrow.

3:10:59
Unknown_26: and uh i will need some good ambient music i like like i like when i work i like like kong bonobo is my favorite go-to if i know i'm going to be working and get my coffee ready i put up um i start a radio playlist with kong kong's bonobo as a um as a seed and i listen to that saint zacharias for 10 says lord

3:11:54
Unknown_26: Oh, he sent this twice, I guess. I'll read it a second time. St. Zechariah 4.10 says, Lord, inflame our hearts and our innermost beings with the fire of your Holy Spirit that we may serve you with the chaste bodies and pure minds. Christ our Lord, Amen.

Unknown_26: I'm telling you, by the way, you need to reach out to the Gripers and fix them. You can save them. They're just young men who need some kind of figure. And unfortunately, they have decided that Nick Fuentes will be that figure. They can be saved, I think. The majority of them can find... They just need to find somebody in real life. Like, the issue is that they're stuck online. And Nick Fuentes gave a fuck about them. He would say, get the fuck off the internet and do something.

3:12:30
Unknown_26: Uh, Jim GNA for five says tour swats. The swatting for higher service has confirmed. Patrick Tomlinson ordered all the swallings, uh, of his house following Rick tweets about vice article on tour swats and attempt to cover his tracks.

Unknown_26: Know who wouldn't swat himself for clout? Yoba. There's your Yoba plug.

Unknown_26: Baked Alaska would never swat himself, unlike Patrick Tomlinson.

Unknown_26: It's definitely year of Baked Alaska, Yoba. Thank you. Mr. Man for 2204 says, I was looking around for a document and came across josh.jpg in a directory full of spreadsheets, technical documentation, and financial statements. It's a picture of your 2020 Fred Flintstone caveman feet. I don't know how to feel about this. I think you should delete that. I think that what you're referring to does not exist and it should not exist. Thank you very much though. Tiger Woods for five says, remember if you share it, it depreciates in value.

3:13:03
Unknown_26: Uh, Tiger Woods for five says, isn't Ricada supposed to be Christian? Why is he defending my infidelity from Tiger Woods? I think that Tiger Woods, I mean, maybe not, maybe his life was ruined by the terrible Kiwi farm slash mass media, but I think they could do a little bit better than $5. Come on now.

3:13:37
Unknown_26: Um, I don't know. I don't, I don't know. I don't know why he. I don't know why he makes it public. I really don't know. I don't understand the logic of it. I don't know if it's like who it's supposed to impress. Is it supposed to impress like the Kiwi farms or his fans, or he just wants it out there, but he's also really insecure about what people have to say about it. I don't understand the logic about it. And I have beaten this drum for many months now that what happens between man and wife and potentially a third person who may or may not be black is should stay between man wife and bull um if if there is a a third party a bull aforementioned bull i don't want to hear about it and it's very frustrating it's very frustrating to have to talk about that i literally have no interest in i wish people could keep like that to themselves thank you dog author 190 says can you really call nick polish with that nose also good gz on the first tip i ever did for a lowercase i internet person

3:14:15
Unknown_26: Oh, Gratz. That's like a World of Warcraft Gratz when you get an achievement.

Unknown_26: I mean, he is Polish. So yeah, I can't really. Thank you though. I'm his first. I'm his first E, what do they call him? Not E-Daddy. I don't like E-Daddy. That sounds sexual. I'm not anybody's E-Daddy.

Unknown_26: Even if they say otherwise.

Unknown_26: I don't know. Post it in chat when it is. Appreciate it. I don't speak black for two says Josh. What the fuck is big snoot or whatever? You often say it when mocking black people. Oh, am I never going to be able to find this now?

3:15:14
Unknown_10: this this is a very very famous copy pasta and um it just became a meme it's it's nonsense and it's deliberately nonsense and it's uh like a racial it's from a white man who's a racist uh comic jar that way before a stone toss or anything like that

3:16:02
Unknown_26: And he just wrote this as like why are black people always on their phone and the dialogue that he gives the black person Is that and Bix nude is like the most famous like segment of that speech bubble So whenever someone's just being racist and doing like gobbledygook speech to try and make fun of black people Bix nude is like you go to Sorry, I speak the to ruin the joke eat dirt drink bleach for forces Josh black impersonation as an offense is as offensive as it is hilariously accurate Thank you Papa the Boba motherfucker

Unknown_26: Actually, from Forrest says, Well, it's not the new year, so you're a little bit late to be locking in predictions. I will leave the rest of that as stated. Hal for 10 says,

3:16:59
Unknown_26: Yes.

Unknown_26: Yes, it has. Um, there is no good tea. There's not one. I can tolerate a couple, but it's like.

Unknown_26: even then it's like, come on, it would be better off. You would be, you would be better off with how you were born, finding other ways to deal with your, with your issues. Very few exceptions, almost always genetic, almost always XXY, um, syndromes that have to be treated with hormones and potentially also social transitioning. But

3:17:34
Unknown_26: As far as like, I feel like I'm a girl. It's not, it's just, it's not a thing that I can ever, ever feel, feel like I can tolerate. Red for two says a dark web swatting site is claiming that Patrick paid for his own swattings. I know. Thank you. Kiriuma for 10 says, now that you mentioned the alternate dimensions, I can't stop thinking about Josh and CRP as IP2 streamers in Ukraine. It was very, very actually literally close to happening.

Unknown_26: And I, um, it just never did.

3:18:06
Unknown_26: Don't know why we were both very serious about it. And I just never, I just never did it.

Unknown_26: Anonymous for two says, thanks to you and looking into it. Actually, I think that we even like pick the time and we just stopped talking to each other. We had a falling out like before them.

Unknown_26: Anonymous for two says, thank you. Thanks to you and looking into it. I want to buy and collect silver bars and get coins not only as a nest egg, but also because having a nice little wood box for my father that I can store them in. Do you have any websites you would recommend to buy fine silver?

Unknown_26: No, I don't.

3:18:39
Unknown_26: If you go to Biz on 4chan, there's a list of dealers from... Because you're in the United States, so I don't know. I don't have a recommendation.

Unknown_26: But just go online. I always buy with cryptocurrency because it's trading a commodity for a commodity.

Unknown_26: But that's just me.

Unknown_26: just compare prices and uh buy what's cheapest i mean you can buy designs if you want to but you don't have to you can also buy like off ebay old silver dimes and quarters uh ip freely for five says dear strong bad i fucking hate hollywood and everyone in it how do i speed up its absolute collapse in three years

3:19:20
Unknown_26: I mean, I don't know. That's a hard one. I just don't watch any movies. I don't pay for any movies. I don't watch any movies. I don't participate in Hollywood as best I can. I think you just got to wait. Just sit tight. Watch other shit. Read books. Do anything. Do literally anything besides participate in the media circus because it's fucking garbage.

Unknown_26: Moses Jones for tenses. Hi Josh. I make high fructose corn syrup for a living and I'm not proud of it But the money is good. Do you have any questions about the corn syrup industry? I can answer it next week. Thanks to Jim Sterling he plays this advertisement about high fructose corn syrup and In his videos where the corn industry is like, I mean, I know I I know everything about court I think I know everything about corn syrup. I know that it exists purely because I

3:20:01
Unknown_26: Thanks to FDR, the crippled faggot that ruined this country forever, we now subsidize crops that are not profitable. So they take shit that we don't need that much of and that they basically make money just from growing thanks to the government. And then they find alternative uses for it. So we feed all of our cows this fucking corn that we don't want, that nobody wants. And then we find, like, we tried to make it into fuel with ethanol. We tried to make it with biofuel ethanol. And we try to turn it into syrup to sweeten all our products with. And it's like, if we just didn't subsidize this bullshit that we don't fucking need, then we would have real products. But every time the government, since the 40s, since even before the 40s, every time the government gets involved, trying to do the right thing by, you know, helping failing businesses not fail, it fucks up the entire society of the country. And it just, it needs to collapse as soon as possible.

3:20:35
Unknown_26: But get that guap. If it wasn't you, it would be in Mexican, so don't feel bad. Anonymous4 says, 15 micrograms or milligrams. Goddamn, if he ever gets off the withdrawals, we'll be worse than Fent. Also can confirm about memories. I have no tolerance, but once on New Year's Eve, I took two milligrams, and I couldn't remember the whole next day.

3:21:19
Unknown_26: Well, when you're Ethan Ralph, that's probably an advantage. And now when he talks on stream, by the way, he just sort of mumbles about his old memories. He talks about Gamergate a lot. He talks about his prison and what his life would have been like if things were different. He reflects on old memories a lot because he doesn't have recent experiences or things to draw on. It's really sad. It's literally like listening to an old man who's about to die reflect on his glory days. It's kind of bizarre to listen to. Cherry for 10 says, if Ralph were to somehow detox from Xanox and then subsequently didn't have any memory the last few years, we could get a very real answer to the question of what would you do if you woke up one day as Ethan Oliver Ralph?

3:22:00
Unknown_26: Yeah, that's a fun way of looking at it. That's very optimistic, though. I don't think he's coming down from this high.

Unknown_26: Started binging the day he got married and he has not stopped. Clem Fandango for four says, if you went to LA, you would have been fondled and would have been an anime loving troon by now. Praise be COVID. I'm glad yourself. Thank you very much. I'm glad that I'm safe too. Kathy Barrett for 10 says, which will happen first? Will Ralph replace Xander or will he die? Also thanks for the stream and I hope your pizza tastes great. Inshallah, Ralph will die before the mayor is pregnant again. Inshallah.

3:22:34
Unknown_26: And I hope my pizza tastes great too. Thank you. That one's for two says, Ralph lashing out at his own pay picks is cathartic. I can only imagine that his relationship with America First will end as well. Dude, they bully the fuck out of him. In his chat now, they just openly make fun of him, and Ralph can't do anything about it.

Unknown_26: I didn't play a bit, but he had an America First guy come on called Wendell.

Unknown_26: who is a based black man, American first black guy. And, um, the, a guy called SO shaggy, who's like the biggest Ralph Dick sucker on the planet, uh, told, uh, um, Wendell that if he came on, they'd be able to talk about, uh,

3:23:11
Unknown_26: Israel. He had a whole thing he wanted to say about Israel and their global political influence. And Iso Shaggy reaches out on behalf of Ralph and says, why don't you come on the Ralph Retort and talk about Israel? And he says, okay. So he hops on after Ralph begging for him for hours.

Unknown_26: And immediately, off the bat, Ralph says, well, the last thing I heard about you was that, you know, you had some kind of drama going down with, like, another America First, you know, another America First drama. And then Wendell replies, that was months ago, and we've taken care of that behind the scenes. It's all good now. And Ralph's like, oh, I'm not trying to like, like mumbling that. I'm like, yeah, you know, I would, I would be remiss as an interviewer not to ask you these questions. He's like, oh, was this your, was bringing this up your idea or Esau Shaggy's idea? Because I was told that I would be talking about Israel. And Ralph says, it was my idea. I'm bringing it up. I'm just doing my due diligence. And he leaves. Wendell leaves. And he's like an up-and-comer guy on Cozy that they all like. So he just completely buck breaks Ralph live on air. His first real guest in fucking weeks leaves in 120 seconds. He's there for like less than five minutes. I think less than two minutes.

3:24:19
Unknown_26: And Ralph spends the next few hours seething about it. Just seething. Incoherently. Calling him a faggot. Like, waxing between, he's such a stupid faggot to lead my show like that. What a bitch. And, you know, I don't want to cause any problems in between America First. You know, I want to patch it up with him. You know, like, god damn. I probably didn't handle that right. Like, bipolar schizophrenic alternating between, fuck that fucking faggot. And it's my fault. You know, I don't want to cause issues. Awesome, crazy, like, mental breakdown over Wendell. Wendell fucking buck broke him. And really the reason why he's on America First is that he didn't look cool to a black guy. And that is the biggest, like, embarrassment. That's the worst. Ralph literally wakes up in the middle of the night going... Because he had a dream where he said something that made a black guy go, oh, that's not cool, bro. And he was embarrassed in front of an African-American mahogany sun god, man of melanin.

3:24:55
Unknown_26: power chad overcocked for forces hello josh hello chad i hope you're all having a good day patiently waiting the rise of ttd ttd is the does the fire rise yes the fire rises every day we get closer thank you now mr two says speaking of ricado's future divorce an automotive youtuber called hoovy's garage is filled filing for divorce against his asian wife even though he's filing for divorce he's sell selling his car collection and house Don't have yellow fever chat. That's true, chat. I know you've been tempted because of poll, but it's all lies. Do not have yellow fever.

3:25:51
Unknown_26: Sorry to hear about that. I'm half the users in Ralph's cozy chat. Ralph's audience hating me brings Ralph so much joy. Phenomenal stream today. Do yourself a favor and pull up Ralph's tweets from this morning. Sober spring. Oh, shit. You are right. I completely forgot about that.

Unknown_26: Ralph Retort. Let's see if I can sneak on in and find the tweet that you're referring to. It's archived.

3:26:24
Unknown_26: Okay, here we go. This is what he's referring to. I knew exactly what he was referring to. You ready?

Unknown_26: Ethan Ralph, Sober Spring, Day 21. Quattro...

Unknown_26: and that is uh that's a quote you can put i'm i'm very tempted to put that on uh big snoot i'm very tempted to put that on the quote banner because that's pretty funny five bar days

Unknown_26: Otto for 220 says, Hi, Josh. Let me know if you want Medicare.org domain for the Fediverse instance for Jim. I sent you an email.

3:26:57
Unknown_26: Before I accept your domain, I will make sure that Jim is interested. And if he is, I will accept it. That sounds like a great domain name. Thank you.

Unknown_26: Joe below 69 for $10 says you live by the pigsty you die by the pigsty get your laughs in while you can droog the horses are running and droog is Russian for friend my droog is my friend and the horses are running are a reference to a Ukrainian anarchist song and Mac Novia Mac Novia an anarchist commune during after the first world war I think good slob posting thank you

3:27:42
Unknown_26: Not a mess for two says the binding of Rosie Gunter birth.

Unknown_26: Oh, it's a bunny of Isaac. I don't know anything about binding of Isaac. Sorry. Thank you though. Question mark for two 20 says I like the spooning one. I'm glad you do. I keep supporting your boy. Hopefully he turns it around one day. Forgetful Kiwi for two 20 says you can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker. Give me the thug shaker, dude. Shake your ass. Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up. I know you can shake it. Shake it. Yeah. That's some thug ass right there.

Unknown_28: Thank you.

Unknown_26: Josh what about Ralph streaming Civ 6 last night he lost in five turns yes he booted up Civilization 6 he picked the German Empire and for whatever reason the German Empire and Civilization 6 is headed by one of the emperors of Barbarossa one of the emperors of the Holy Roman Empire so it shouldn't be the German Empire it should be the Holy Roman Empire because the you know emperor of Germany would probably be more suited for

3:28:40
Unknown_26: One of the Hohenzollers or Autobahn Bismarck. So it's kind of bizarre, but we're Hitler.

Unknown_26: Oh, he lost to like a city state. He lost like in a really embarrassing way and quit almost immediately. Do you hate Randbot? He says you don't like him.

Unknown_26: He don't like him because he didn't agree to an interview with you and he sent you a meme of I slammed my penis in the car door in response to your request. Is this true? I don't remember ever asking Rambo out of anything. I have no interest in talking to him. He's one of the most fucking grating people that I've even listened to. I hate... Like, I hate listening to a clip and incidentally hearing him in the background. Like, when Claire Bear was talking to him. Like...

3:29:13
Unknown_26: I could never imagine wanting to talk to Ranbot. He has nothing to say about anything. There's no take from Ranbot I would ever want to hear in regards to anything ever. And if that was different in the past, I literally don't even remember it. I could be wrong, but I don't remember it at all.

Unknown_26: PickleTarp for $100 says, That's right!

Unknown_26: Thank you. St. Jack of Art for two says shopping trolley. Britain old confirmed. Look, dude, I've been overseas for so long. I have like picked up the linguistics of eight different kinds of English speaking communities and Russians. And I'm my my my vernacular is completely trash at this point.

3:29:50
Unknown_26: Deal with it. U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services for $20. It says DOS for you, Josh. Keep up the good work. Well, thank you very much. I had to visit the embassy to renew something recently, and it was a big deal because getting there was a huge pain in the ass. So I met with you boys recently, I think. I think you're at the embassy.

Unknown_26: Haas Delgado. By the way, very weird thing to say. The State Department...

3:30:27
Unknown_26: at least in my experience, has always been very competent. I don't know what the fuck it is, but passport services and the travel.gov and the ambassador of Serbia during COVID, I got all my news about COVID lockdown shit directly from the ambassador who was sending out emails with updates. I don't know what's wrong with the State Department, but it seems to operate on a different level of intellect compared to the rest of the government. I really don't know what's going on with that.

Unknown_26: uh hoss delgado for five says you hear about the guy who scammed twenty thousand dollars out of github by changing his name to the female one oh really that's funny r drama.net slacker news github announces 20k investments that's funny more people should do that because what are they gonna say say that you're not a woman prove it motherfucker i say i'm a woman fuck you i hope more people scam that shit you're gonna say i'm not black fuck you prove it kadoo for four says thanks dude thank you i appreciate it

3:31:28
Unknown_26: Uh, anonymous for $100 says, please play the three hot mic moments from last night's kill stream. It's the last post on the page. So last night I forgot about this, but I was remembered by the super chat that, um, Ethan Ralph had, uh, left. I think that he either left his mic on while on cozy and just was like rambling. I think this is what this was referring to. This is just him rambling on cozy, not even realizing that he's not

Unknown_26: That he's recording.

Unknown_10: Maybe not.

Unknown_10: I think it is, actually.

3:32:07
Unknown_10: Because I told him it was going to happen.

Unknown_03: Trusted most, but it was going to be.

Unknown_03: Of course. It doesn't matter. People have come below. You don't see any of those.

3:32:43
Unknown_26: I have no idea who he's talking to, by the way. I remember listening to this live and thinking, like, is he on the phone? Like, what's going on? I really don't know. Here's Hot Mike 2. And so, you know, we have something we can put together.

Unknown_04: Now, do we want to put it together?

Unknown_04: And couldn't this even... Man, you know what? Honestly, I'm still salty about how... I'm still salty about how fucking... You know what I'm still salty about? How fucking that cocksucker stole all my rights to all my fucking... He stole all my rights to all my...

3:33:27
Unknown_04: boxing footage from the Olympics. He stole all my rights to all my fucking professional, my real professional career. He stole all the rights to all that. He's a fucking piece of shit.

Unknown_04: And that actually makes me mad. I know that probably wouldn't make a lot of people mad, but like... Like...

3:34:12
Unknown_29: I don't know, like, plus, like, he's the type of dude, like, you know, he can tell, like, like, taking, you know, he would, like, take, you know, take a training, basically, you know, and, like, army, too, and, you know what, and if you don't like, if you don't like what I'm saying, you can suck my fucking cock, that's what you can do,

Unknown_10: Yeah, it's weird.

Unknown_26: It's like I've listened to this a couple times now, and I have no fucking clue who he's talking to or what he's talking about. It honestly feels like he's having an imaginary conversation from the perspective of somebody who's not himself. You know what I mean?

Unknown_26: it's that detached and it's so incoherent that it reminds me of the way a schizophrenic talks where it's like they're making sentences that are grammatically correct and have a meaning but the way that they've organized their thoughts and the way that they're presenting information has no um does not convey correctly there's like a total misconnection to your own your own brain and your understanding of what's being said i really don't know what the fuck he's saying

3:35:35
Unknown_10: It's in flames. Well, you know what?

Unknown_04: God damn it, the tequila's still pouring here in Merida.

Unknown_04: The tequila's still pouring here in Merida.

3:36:06
Unknown_03: By the way, you morons, the backstory is not like... It's just us acting foolish in front of lights.

Unknown_03: So for those who think early, let me see for those...

Unknown_04: I can't even see because... Honestly, you're so... You're so... All obsessive with it.

Unknown_26: You're right. He is hosting an imaginary show.

3:36:50
Unknown_26: It's like... He says in this, by the way. I'll play up to that part. You're... You...

Unknown_03: Um, have a, uh, eating disorder though. Yeah, for sure.

Unknown_03: Because, um, I wouldn't even be able to like, that wouldn't even be able to like, people could fuck with me for, and they have, uh,

Unknown_26: For 45 years. Ralph is not 45 years old. He's, like, 38. Maybe 39 at this point. He's not 45. So he's definitely speaking in a first-person perspective as a different person.

3:37:23
Unknown_03: And they could pick up on that, and I just feel like, what the fuck are they talking about? Like, fuck off. And, like, I see you, like, and you're, like, breaking it down. It's like, who gives a fuck? Like...

Unknown_26: It has to be. This is what he does. Like when he's off air, when he thinks he's off air, he gets like super fucked up. And then he has imaginary interviews as a famous successful person with other famous successful people. And he's doing like the big epic interview where he's like tearing someone down and building up his career off theirs. That's totally what's happening. I didn't even think about that until someone in chat said it. That's definitely what's happening though. That's really crazy. Okay. There's one more Hold up. Let me find it real quick You know here it is, okay, what the do to the pomo girl, but is that Tom motherfucking big snoo cop at the home?

3:37:56
Unknown_08: Oh fucker That one's just completely incomprehensible.

3:38:33
Unknown_27: I have no idea what he's saying Okay, move on

Unknown_26: curves for five says thanks for your stream when i have sent quite that i've sent that quite a few times but i don't really know what else to say to let you know that your efforts are appreciated also and never ever apologize for hating anglos shake my head to be honest fam i don't think i've ever apologized for that i hold that as a stronger conviction than anything else in my life we would simply be better off if a hundred years ago the great british fleet sank to the bottom of the ocean and never ever came back up thank you

Unknown_26: Rusty Cage Enjoyer for Two says, Have you been watching Rusty's guillotine videos? They're actually fucking kina and I would highly recommend them to everyone. Imagine a DIY time-lapse video except the commentary talks about fluoride in the water and how the guillotine should be used. Wink wink.

3:39:13
Unknown_26: No, I've not watched that. Strong recommendation from Rusty Cage Enjoyer for Rusty's guillotine videos. Apparently they're schizophrenic and kina.

Unknown_26: Bad... Oh, I don't know. God. Adonis for Ten says, Bad news.

Unknown_10: Rusty Cage is gone. And then a tweet...

Unknown_10: No.

3:39:46
Unknown_10: No.

Unknown_10: That's unreal. What?

Unknown_26: This is a fucking joke.

Unknown_26: If you're reading this scheduled tweet, I just want to thank everyone for all the love and support over the years. I feel fulfilled and free. There's nothing to fear in the unknown and all things come together eventually.

Unknown_26: From a day ago. The timing is unreal.

Unknown_10: You cannot... Oh, come the fuck on.

3:40:20
Unknown_10: That sucks.

Unknown_10: Did he commit suicide by guillotine?

Unknown_10: I mean, I like Rustic Cage, but that would be pretty badass. But he said, I'll make more designs. And then he posted this.

Unknown_10: It's not normal for suicidal people to plan stuff like that. I don't know.

Unknown_10: That's very sad.

3:40:55
Unknown_26: Kind of sex the mood.

Unknown_26: GibbsAdviceHelpPlox for two says, Josh, my face hurts when I hit it with a hammer. What should I do? I keep bashing and it won't stop hurting.

Unknown_26: Keep going. You'll hit gold eventually. Never give up. Never give up on your dreams. The gold's right there. Don't give up now. Anonymous for five says, since you like the other dollar clip. My dude, I have said in the past, $10 for a clip. I apologize, but I have to get through these at some point.

3:41:27
Unknown_26: Woffens for 10 says, hi, Josh, could you please unban data lock lock and allow him to post in the melee thread? His shit posts are legendary. Can we get a Hitler was right in chat? Okay, let's see.

Unknown_26: Data lock lock.

Unknown_10: banned um net he's using like a weird chinese email he was banned by me on january 29th oh oh okay so this is a guy who has been randomly posting

3:42:08
Unknown_26: randomly posting pictures of like an asian girl who's been trying to scrub the internet of her nudes for years like he joined in 2020 and he's been randomly posting pictures of her nudes on random people's profiles every like every month or so for years and somehow this never got reported to me until january of 2023 where i decided i didn't know what the fuck it was and i banned him

Unknown_26: Um, I really don't think that it's a good idea that he be on the site to be honest with you. I really apologize that I cannot comply with that, but, um, I don't know what it is. I don't know what his gambit is. He has a Coomer avatar. I did not set that for him. That's just him. And, uh, I don't want to be involved. I really apologize though.

Unknown_26: Fuck is real for two says alcoholism can cause the brain to shrink and is reversible irreversible. You think that's what's happening to the pig and how long till your favorite horse kills him? I don't think I said in December. I think that he will not survive the year and I appear to be correct.

3:43:07
Unknown_26: Winston Fujimori for five says, Josh, please pray for me. I misplaced this medicine that I need to function. I don't know where to put it. I'm listening to your podcast while I look for it now.

Unknown_26: Um, well, good luck with that. Don't die. I've already lost rusty cage today. I need my, my listeners to stand, to not die horrifically or just refill your prescription buddy. I don't know. He says the average tranny chasers. And then there's a picture from the site.

3:43:42
Unknown_26: Oh, okay. I will, I will, um,

Unknown_27: I'll put that there. Here you go. Here's your average trend chasers, bullbacks, and next to the Oreo.

Unknown_26: Uh, sir, Matt Marhouse for 10 says, and quote, and if the right hand scandalized the cut it off and cast it from the, for it is expedient for the, that one of the I members should perish rather than that thy whole body be cast into hell. Matt five 30. I deleted all social media and stopped to stop being a Coop Coomer. Do it. Okay. Sir. Mauerhaus suggests that everybody who is a Coomer delete all their social media, except for YouTube. Cause you have to listen to me and that will, uh, that's like cutting off your right hand. That scandalizes me. According to Mark, Matt, sorry, Matt five 30.

3:44:16
Unknown_26: Let me sit on your face. Josh for five says post feet. Absolutely not. Thank you though. Estonian super soldier for two 20 says Nick's big nose makes sense. Polish are the Jews of Eastern Europe. After all the honorary Negroes in Haiti, uh,

3:44:46
Unknown_26: It's an important poll, in fact, for everyone to know.

Unknown_26: Anonymous for 15 says, The free federation of the math internet matrix room formally on Joshua Connie Troon to return and be placed in chains or to Chuck E. Cheese in downtown Atlanta. Your choice.

Unknown_26: The matrix should be going up soon. I don't think it's ready yet, though. I will definitely join the matrix once it's back up.

Unknown_26: spasticus autisticus for two says what specific programming language or other computer skills do you think someone working in a large corporate law firm would benefit from learning the most have a nice pizza with extra pepperoni you should learn php and javascript javascript more important than php chances are your law firm uses wordpress for their website and uh needs php customizations or um there's their specific needs

3:45:32
Unknown_26: But, I mean, figure out what they use or what they want to use and figure out what language that knows. Learn what is useful. JavaScript will always be useful, though, because it's the only scripting language that's used on websites. So learn JavaScript if you don't know. Learn Rust if you are just a hobbyist programmer.

Unknown_26: Though, I don't know. Rust is really hard. But, I mean, learning a hard language first might be a good idea because you'll learn the paradigms correctly as opposed to having to relearn shit.

Unknown_26: fuck is real for two says how many streaming platforms are left for the pig if you get shit can from cozy none not a one I cannot name a single one he's been from kick I think that's a rumble rumbles left that's it

3:46:13
Unknown_26: Ethan Ralph is kind of weird before, says Wendell was shitting on Ralph in group chats before going on and was hoping he could just flake. He went on looking for an excuse to shit on Ralph and leave. Ralph is the Cartman of America first. Also, Ralph made a joke about Aide on stream. That's true. Not directly, but he actually started profusely apologizing and begging Aide not to sue him or press charges in where she's from because he broke his restraining order, his injunction to not talk about her.

Unknown_26: For the ghost, not the cameras for four says a little over a year ago, I called America first a pedophilic cabal. What do I think of being proven correct? I mean, I don't know if Nick Fuentes is a pedophile, but he definitely is willing to associate with anyone if it benefits him short term. and he's not apparently not intelligent enough to make long long-term calculations about risk which is kind of uh pathetic and definitely not a leadership quality like more than anything else like okay if nick was just some guy like whatever i guess he's just retarded we all make mistakes right i've definitely associated with people like ralph that i regret associating with but nick fuentes purports himself to be the mexican leader of the right white race so he should have more planning better planning skills than what he has

3:46:49
Unknown_26: MrManFor11 says, Ghost has his cans.wav. Now Ralph has bottles.wav. I enjoy it. Maybe you can mix them up. Maybe Ghost can play Ralph clips for his cans.wav for a bit. Have a little crossover event. RustyIsNotDeadProbably for two says, Mumkey retweeted a tweet about how Rusty guillotined himself implying it was done by feds. He is most likely not dead. I mean, Mumkey Jones is a fucking retard. He could be dead, and Mumkey is just making a really inappropriate joke, which is kind of mean. I mean, I wouldn't put it past him.

3:47:28
Unknown_26: Dick Sneeter for two says, Rusty Cage is fine. I saw him on Justin Wing's Instagram story like an hour ago. Well, that's good. I trust that much more than Mumkey Jones doing anything.

3:48:00
Unknown_26: Glad to hear that. And Carrie Uma for five says, I can't believe Nick, the Oreo, and Dream are the same person.

Unknown_26: It's true. Except Dream is successful and has lost weight. And Nick DaOrio is trying to suck a tranny cock on Twitter. So I guess who's really laughing, huh?

Unknown_26: Okay, that's it. Very successful stream. Thank everybody for your contributions. Thanks for tuning in. I hope you have enjoyed. I will see you next week. And this outro song, usually I play an outro song that has lyrics that are kind of fitting. However, someone requested this song, and as I did not have an outro song picked, and the next time I will ever be able to play this song topically is at earliest 2028, which as we all know will be after... The Civil War has started.

3:48:32
Unknown_26: So I may not be able to play it to you then. I present... I present... I don't even pronounce this.

Unknown_26: Avril 14th, performed by...

3:49:11
Unknown_26: um will van horn so this is a cover for copyright reasons but it's actually a very interesting performance because he's using a steel guitar which i've never even heard of and it sounds great and this guy kind of looks like nick fuentes with like a zoomer cut but he's obviously on a better track than nick fuentes playing music and stuff this is april 14th to celebrate this april 14th um and i'm playing this simply because the name is up i was going to play this i usually play intros as the instrumentals

Unknown_26: But I had that intro in mind, and I didn't want to play this song because it's not hype. But shout out to the person who requested this by email. And see you guys when I see you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you.

3:52:05
Unknown_10: So yesterday was a rule.