SOMA (pt. 3) - Bad at Video Games 2022-12-12

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Unknown_23: Hello, everybody. I'm back. I'm back again. That's what I need to say. Oh, shit. That's what I need to say when the streams come back in the new year. I gotta be like, I'm back.

Unknown_22: I'm back.

Unknown_23: I scared people with my impression of Joey's World Tours or whatever the fuck.

Unknown_23: Well, well well well well well um let's see i have opened up registrations for the kiwi farms again so if any of you want to register that have been waiting to register and they could not get an invitation code i stopped sending the invitations without this month um you may now do so you may now plague my community with your presence um my phone is almost dead and i've lost my charger that's that's what's going on for me right now uh okay the game playing a game called soma latin for body which is apropos because it's but it's a game that asks a a depthful question what doth life and you have to consider if you're what what is it that makes a good question they're asking In the last episode.

0:00:56
Unknown_23: Oh my god, I have Call of Duty Warzone open. Actually, it's Modern Warfare 2. It just says Warzone because they're so fucking lazy with this shit. They can't even change the fucking title of the executable, whatever the fuck it is.

Unknown_23: oh okay um yeah it's not wars i tried playing one round of warzone and then i realized that all the the things that i killed were bots and the first human that i saw murdered me instantly from like across the map with like a headshot with an smg i'm just like nah actually this so i uh i closed out

0:01:53
Unknown_23: I play COD because it's the only, it's the only first person shooter that's not like titties. There's Paladins and then there's Overwatch. And it's just like, do I want to play the titty game or do I want to play like a fucking Call of Duty?

Unknown_00: I guess I'll play Call of Duty and I'll just deal with all this shit.

Unknown_23: Overwatch sucks. I should rant about Overwatch by the end of the game. But, um. tried playing overwatch 2 and it's just like they changed you know what i'll do it now here's my overwatch 2 review overwatch 2 sucks ass you know why it sucks ass they changed the composition it used to be six players on each team now it's five to compensate it's usually two supports two damage to two tanks they've changed it to one tank so that's the one player that's missing to compensate for there being only one tank the tanks are supercharged which means two things the number one um Doomfist is now the most annoying fucking thing on the entire fucking planet Doomfist is just a black guy with a fist that just charges around and he murders everybody and there's nothing you can do about it because he has infinite mobility and he's now stronger than ever because there's only one tank um the other thing is if your tank happens to suck uh you lose Simple as. If the enemy team has a good Doomfist, and that's the real rule. It's not like the tank role. It's the Doomfist. Who's playing the best Doomfist? The enemy team has a good Doomfist, you lose. If your tank is playing fucking Hammond, and he's having fun playing Hammond, you lose. Because guess what? Hammond is fun and cute, but he sucks. And then Doomfist kills everybody. And that's the game. That's the entire game. And then they still haven't, they still haven't deleted Widowmaker. They still haven't deleted Hanzo. It's just more frustration play. And if it's like, if I'm just going to get one shot by a fucking sniper from across the map, I might as well play Call of Duty because it has a zero second respawn time now in the modern day.

0:03:33
Unknown_23: Um.

Unknown_23: team sucks but that's like one player you have to have one player who actually carries and that's not fun it's not fun when you try your best and you still lose because the one person in the most important role is not doing too well and there's always games where the you know you're not doing your best so that's why it's helpful to have at least two of each role it so you can lean on somebody who's doing better

Unknown_23: I hate CSGO. Yeah, dude, if I played it with Jordy, I would totally be just like him. I can't beat these snipers, dog. That would be my every waking moment.

0:04:13
Unknown_23: So in the last episode, we have reconstructed our body, which left the interesting, very interesting metaphysical conundrum. Is the old body, which we have copied ourselves from, still alive? And is it worth living?

Unknown_23: Um, I instantly murdered myself.

Unknown_23: Oh, I can't go back. I instantly murdered myself.

Unknown_23: And, uh, Cat got mad at me. Said, oh my god, he's so heartless, he just murdered that living thing. And it's like, no, this shit is satanic.

0:04:48
Unknown_23: Am I just jumping down?

Unknown_23: Oh, yeah! Don't even try to grab onto that, it'll rip your hand off. Did I die?

Unknown_23: What? Okay. So you were not supposed to jump off the platform is what I've just learned.

0:05:20
Unknown_23: Am I supposed to jump off of this one?

Unknown_23: Maybe don't jump down to the pressure-crushing, but that was the entire last chapter of the fucking game Was finding a suit that could survive the abyss and now I can't survive the abyss That's already like a continuity error as far as I'm concerned. That's bullshit Wow now I can jump to oh now I take a very nice a nice elevator the elevators are gonna take me down Sure thing Damn, Catherine's, like, super curt. Is she mad at me for murdering myself? Fuck off.

0:06:05
Unknown_23: Oh, I'm gonna judge you. Bitch. You ain't got no soul. You don't get to judge me. Passengers two. What the fuck? I said one.

Unknown_11: Take a seat and we'll be off.

Unknown_15: Have we figured out what happens when we die yet?

0:06:47
Unknown_23: Bitch.

Unknown_15: Is that even possible? What kind of fucking question is that?

Unknown_23: Why would Catherine know? Do you think my place is taken?

Unknown_15: The real me died like a hundred years ago.

Unknown_15: Is there still room for me?

Unknown_23: You're a robot. You don't have a soul.

Unknown_15: What about the Simon I killed at Omicron?

Unknown_23: He's in the... No, he's also a robot.

Unknown_15: He's dead. What do you think, Catherine? Is there a heaven full of redundant copies of the same people?

Unknown_15: Is there someone up there who called me an imposter?

Unknown_23: You know, there is a biblical answer for this question. I'm not even kidding There's a I woke up in the right body There's a really there's a specific passage that I like and it's like I can't remember what the the context is I'm sure ppp would know if he wasn't too busy getting fucked in the ass um, it's it's like it's a quite okay, it's a question asked if a man marries a woman and then the woman dies and then he remarries as a widow or widower which is permissive and They both die later on who is he married to in the afterlife? This is a question that was I think posed directly to Jesus and Jesus replies saying look when you're in heaven These technicalities don't even fucking matter. Don't even worry about it. It literally does not matter and And that's his answer and it's like what's your question? Or what if there's someone in heaven that's gonna be like upset at me because i'm like a copy of him like bro Chill the fuck out.

0:08:04
Unknown_15: You're in heaven.

Unknown_23: It literally doesn't even matter make sure simon wakes up in the right body switch What a cop out. No, that's that is a gordian not answer.

Unknown_13: My man uses My man uses has figured this shit out in a way that I find that I approve of an awful fucking thing and you wouldn't mind why would you how could you know that it's not me the me that i am the same that i've always been it don't matter none of this matters i don't want to think please i don't know what i've never had like a personal model in contact with my mouth say anything when i was little i used to climb the stairs all the way to the top of the building

0:08:53
Unknown_11: And I can still feel how I, you know, tugged my arm so I could push the heavy steel door open.

Unknown_11: Well, the first time that I dared go up there, I stepped out onto the roof and watched the smog rise and fall over Taipei. I got all the way up to the corner ledge and, you know, I felt the warm wind in my hair and the sun was setting and the streets below were shadowed by the tall buildings. The people pushing through the crowd flowed like paint from an artist's brush. Street food vendors filled the air with aromas of all my favorite foods. For a brief moment, I felt connected to the world in a way that I never had before.

0:09:29
Unknown_11: It was the most profound feeling of comfort and sense of belonging I could ever hope for. I really never felt the same way again, but I went up to the roof many times after. I'm not religious, but I can see why people would be.

Unknown_11: The privilege of being makes a strong case, at least every once in a while.

Unknown_15: Do you still feel that sense of awe? Even like this?

Unknown_11: Things are different, but we're still here.

Unknown_15: What's the point of going on? Everyone's gone. All the people still left are digital copies trapped in computers at the bottom of the sea. We'll never be able to rebuild or reclaim... If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea.

0:10:04
Unknown_19: Cause that is where you'll find me. Underneath the sea, lab.

Unknown_15: Underneath the water.

Unknown_13: Sea, lab.

Unknown_19: The sea. There's nothing here that I recognize.

Unknown_15: Nothing that makes me feel like I belong.

0:10:36
Unknown_15: Even if we make it to the yard.

Unknown_23: It's the only singing you'll ever get from me. I really like that theme.

Unknown_15: No friends.

Unknown_10: Thank you, Chad.

Unknown_10: Listen, it's a C-Lab, uh, what is it? 2120.

Unknown_23: Oh, Jesus, fuck.

Unknown_23: Catherine's dead again.

Unknown_15: Oh, Jesus.

Unknown_12: Pick her up. Pick her up.

0:11:08
Unknown_23: Can I pick her up?

Unknown_23: Why can't I just grab her from this fucking thing?

Unknown_23: Okay, here's my question so far about the game plot, right? So... At some point... Okay, we're in the auxiliary building to station theta or whatever the fuck and then The robot Wow gives us the code to 828 to get into the main station and then but now the theory is they're talking about the monsters as being like a Little fishy it really is like I'm playing subnautica it's like so now that the logic is that I

0:11:58
Unknown_23: The robot is like the one holding the monsters. He's trying to get us forward. Why would the monster be trying to kill us if... Hey, I know it's not much, but why have we stopped moving?

Unknown_11: The power blacked out for a moment.

Unknown_23: I thought she was going to reset to like the first time I met her.

Unknown_15: Really testing the limits of my suit.

Unknown_11: Don't worry. It should hold.

Unknown_15: Comforting.

Unknown_11: It will hold.

Unknown_15: Does time freeze when you're not powered? Time is a minute. Wait a minute. Time does feel like it passes when you sleep though

0:12:49
Unknown_11: An ever-changing moment that never really seems to find closure.

Unknown_15: Sounds kind of like a movie being edited live.

Unknown_11: I suppose so. I guess it sounds exciting, but it really keeps me activated to the point of exhaustion.

Unknown_15: It's rough.

Unknown_11: Could be worse. Could be a time traveler stuck in a body made from black goo.

Unknown_15: That'd be the worst.

Unknown_23: Simon's becoming less autistic. Maybe he is human.

Unknown_23: Why does she sound bored now she always sounds bored Jesus christ Or you're ugly as fuck British

0:13:56
Unknown_23: He sounds bored. I'm not bored. I'm having fun. I think Catherine's thing is that she's done this before. This is like her fourth time sending one of the Simons to die.

Unknown_15: Spoke to me.

Unknown_11: Looks like a man. One of WoW's creatures. It just stared at you for a moment, then threw itself down the abyss.

Unknown_23: But Ross was saying to destroy WoW. I like the sound of that.

Unknown_11: It was very strange. I thought it was going to kill you for sure. I'm glad it didn't. Yeah, me too.

0:14:28
Unknown_23: They're blaming the AI on making the monsters, but then the monster, Ross, is like, you have to destroy the AI.

Unknown_11: I hope this is explained. Okay, so this is the Omega Sector. It's about an acre of the Abyssal Plan used by Pathos 2. I expect we'll have to do some walking before we reach town. The AI has multiple personalities. Not in a way that will help us. The idea of you has been here.

Unknown_15: We're following in your footsteps, Kath. When I had footsteps. You could still be down here somewhere, technically.

Unknown_11: Don't remind me freaks me out.

Unknown_23: Oh, I can't wait to... I can't wait to murder Catherine. I'm gonna fucking kill her.

0:15:06
Unknown_23: Okay, here we are in the darkest abyss possible. Everything is covered in oogly shit. This looks like actual hell. I don't know why I should feel bad for anything down here. If I had a shotgun, I would kill literally everything that moved.

Unknown_23: Time collection, check how evacuation failed, bringing the Ark to Fi.

0:15:43
Unknown_23: That's all that says. That's locked.

Unknown_23: Hearing the rip and tear, uh, soundtrack.

Unknown_23: The only thing they fear is you.

Unknown_23: Yeah, this looks like actual fucking hell. If I had to, like, describe hell, it would be really... I wouldn't go, like, fire and brimstone about it. I would be like, it's probably really dark and like this.

0:16:16
Unknown_09: Tao? Come in, Tao. Please answer, Tao.

Unknown_24: Nothing. It's dead. Let's move out. We'll try the next one.

0:16:59
Unknown_23: You pull out your dick, and she pulls out hers. That's something you did not expect. That is entropy. That is chaos.

Unknown_23: Now, that is the belly of the beast. One of the most famous Jordan Peterson films. At least you didn't know. um morning faculty active hotline activity strong torrents expected so i should expect some strong torrents throughout this scene stick to the lamplights they won't go near them i can't fail glasser it's important i reach omicron

0:17:50
Unknown_14: Our future depends on it. Calm down.

Unknown_16: Let's just follow the path. If I die, I need you to tell Julia Dahl that the WoW is out of control.

Unknown_14: She needs to get to Sauron. He'll know what to do.

Unknown_16: Raj, you can tell them yourself. We just need to pick up the pace, okay?

Unknown_23: I built it, AI. We lost the path.

Unknown_16: We need to go back. I know where to go. Come on. It's over there!

Unknown_14: The light is over there!

0:18:21
Unknown_16: Final push, Ross. Almost there, we just...

Unknown_23: Yep, fucking give. If I built an AI, I would like... You know how in games the AI is always in like this super protected core? It's like hanging 100 feet over the lobby or it's in like a special AI protection room. I would put like a turn off switch in like eight different places. Because if someone turns off the AI, you just reboot it, right? If it's like an accident. But if it's like a killer AI that's like trying to protect its own life from being exterminated...

0:19:02
Unknown_23: Fuck that.

Unknown_23: Then you have, like, an issue because you can't turn it off.

Unknown_23: Man, the weather in hell is shitty.

Unknown_23: Blue leads to Tau. Red leads to Climber.

Unknown_23: How's I go into the climber? I don't think so. I think I just took the climber.

0:19:34
Unknown_21: Uh, inventory.

Unknown_23: Bride squid. Golden shark. Rare shark approach to luminous lure. Oh, they're like trying to observe all these fucking horrific sea monsters. I can't wait to be attacked by these later on. Humpback whale.

Unknown_23: with angler fish angler fish is a meme angler fish aren't that big are they you can probably beat an angler fish up you probably take my fist and punch an angler fish right in that stupid face and be just fine i don't think they're like giant sea monsters anglo fish that explains the up to you um

0:20:29
Unknown_21: Um... Yeah, I guess I'm going this way, though. I guess not.

Unknown_21: Oh, no.

Unknown_21: Am I dead?

Unknown_23: Oh, Jesus.

Unknown_23: Bro, you've got to be something less fucking scary.

Unknown_23: Okay, I'm really not supposed to go that way, though. Ross, like, pulled me back from the abyss. Like, hey, retard. Retard alert. Retard. Tinglingling. You're a retard. Oh, this way I'm supposed to go, I guess. I'll follow this cord.

0:21:15
Unknown_23: There are federal agents outside my house right now. There's wind in the abyss because of volcanic activity in the fault line, according to the thing that I saw.

0:21:57
Unknown_23: I guess I should go through this.

Unknown_21: How's it going all sketchy on me?

Unknown_23: There's something evil out here, something spooky. Who the fuck threw all these glow sticks? These are some good-ass glow sticks, too. Most glow sticks don't last this long.

Unknown_23: There's another thing over here.

Unknown_21: I wonder what's in this. I guess I'm not supposed to find out.

0:22:33
Unknown_23: Alright, explain. The volcanic activity from the fault line is increasing torrents.

Unknown_23: Why is there thunder and lightning under the water is a better question. Did anyone look up to see if you could punch an anglerfish in the face and get away with it? I bet you you could. I really feel like you could get away with it.

0:23:18
Unknown_23: Look that up now.

Unknown_09: Tau, can you hear this?

Unknown_09: Anyone there? This is Tau. Who is this? This is Ian Peterson of Theta calling. I got a team with Ian.

Unknown_23: We're about half a kilometer from Tau. What? How did... You came in the climber?

Unknown_09: Listen... We're having a really hard time with this sector. Heavy turbulence is making it difficult to move forward, and the wildlife you got is absolutely rabid.

Unknown_16: The storm comes and goes. Instruments show the weather is relatively fair right now. You should move out as soon as possible. Stick to the lights. The critters should leave you alone. Alright, you heard the man. We're moving out, people.

0:23:49
Unknown_09: Tau, keep the doors unlocked. We're coming in.

Unknown_23: That was a letter, right? And wow was the robot.

0:24:24
Unknown_23: Garage. Bar graph generator over there.

Unknown_23: Um, I'm trying to get to Tau.

Unknown_21: I'm not paying attention.

Unknown_23: Oh. I guess I better fucking stay close to this thing, right? They don't like the light, but they like the...

0:25:03
Unknown_23: Hello, BroBot. This is BroBot Mark 2.

Unknown_23: Well, I like this robot. He doesn't think he's a person. Fuck off, John.

0:25:36
Unknown_23: I'm being haunted by Jonathan Ross.

Unknown_20: Where'd my robot go?

Unknown_20: This is bullshit.

0:26:15
Unknown_21: Feel like I could pick up that ghost.

Unknown_23: I can't believe he killed my robot. Okay, I guess we're going for it.

Unknown_12: I guess I fucked up.

Unknown_23: Oh, you think I should... I thought I was following the light with... I mean, the light is like... Okay, fine. I'll try this.

0:27:03
Unknown_21: Oh, I see this.

Unknown_21: Ew, spiders. Fuck off.

Unknown_21: I'm not going that way. You're oogly.

Unknown_23: Okay.

0:27:37
Unknown_23: These don't even look tasty like crabs. These just look like fucking spiders.

Unknown_23: I'm not okay with this. What are they even eating down here? Come on now. It's too many of them.

0:28:13
Unknown_23: Yep. This place is pretty fucking miserable, I gotta say.

Unknown_23: It is pretty inventive to have a game situated down here though. Hi John.

Unknown_23: These lights are getting further and further away.

0:28:48
Unknown_23: My sight's all fucked up because I kept wandering into the abyss.

Unknown_23: Back in Spooky Town. There's a weird fucking robot moss all over the place.

Unknown_23: Open sesame.

0:29:35
Unknown_21: Finally, safe and sound from this hell.

Unknown_23: How the fuck did they build this? I don't know what's wrong with the surface, but I'll give my hot take about it. Towards the end, I guess.

0:30:15
Unknown_15: never been happier to be inside let's find the ark i've never been happier to been in this creepy underwater hell welcome to tao what's left of it are you guys all right what happened here

Unknown_16: ran out of real food long ago people have been getting sick haven't heard from anyone in months no shit they all think you're dead down here some failed evac story circulating at omicron oh god listen son we're on an important mission and we need your help to operate the omega space gun when it's done we can all head back up the plateau but now we need to get moving of course head on through to the habit

0:31:11
Unknown_16: I wonder if you could put like the little turbine on top of a thermal vent under water and like use that like a like a nuclear thing you know like spin the turbine.

Unknown_23: Suit status active that's my suit. So the last person to access this was Jay Yoshida.

Unknown_23: and then four subjective wower which looks like a regex string because they put it in uh front slashes like this so wow wow was snooping around i am here omicron is there well well actually we know we're in oh where we're at we're in tau right oh we're down here so we just we've walked all that way down to town

0:32:13
Unknown_23: Right on time right on point

0:32:48
Unknown_23: I'm here. Through that room. Right across. Left. Left.

Unknown_23: Fucking not.

Unknown_21: I guess I don't know.

Unknown_23: None of this is operable.

Unknown_23: Okay. Three lefts.

0:33:32
Unknown_19: There's some big-ass doors Wow

Unknown_23: We're getting into the secret meme database.

0:34:43
Unknown_23: It's pretty loud and spooky. Yep.

Unknown_20: Just want to get through the door chat

0:36:02
Unknown_23: Oh, I'm at the exit already.

Unknown_12: Yeah, fuck that guy.

Unknown_21: It can see me, so this is a seeing ghost.

Unknown_21: His magic power is sight.

Unknown_21: Cool. Okay, we're making good time chat.

0:36:37
Unknown_21: Ah, home sweet home.

Unknown_23: You can turn off the chromatic aberration if it bothers you, but it doesn't bother me too much. Infirmary, bathroom.

Unknown_21: No mirror this time.

0:37:23
Unknown_21: There we go.

Unknown_23: Oh wait, that's not right.

Unknown_23: Is this toothbrush like... I think this glass is like a meme. And you cannot actually put things into this. I'm being trolled hardcore by it. Look at this. Look at this. You cannot put this toothbrush into this. Yeah, it's like a flat... I am being trolled hardcore by this glass. It's not really a glass. It's like a cylinder. Fuck you.

Unknown_23: Ah, jeez, dude. I know, he's sad because of his son.

0:37:57
Unknown_18: What the fuck did we do?

Unknown_04: Hey, try not to think about it.

Unknown_18: My whole life, I've been a good man.

Unknown_18: Why didn't they launch it?

0:38:59
Unknown_21: You want me to like unplug you, bro? This is pretty fucked up.

Unknown_04: Can we do anything for him?

Unknown_18: No. We're out of sedatives.

Unknown_18: If we had a gun, this would be the time to pull it out.

Unknown_04: Did not expect it to end like this.

Unknown_04: Should have jumped the climber back to Omicron.

0:39:35
Unknown_18: Without the Ark?

Unknown_04: Forget about the Ark! No, you don't get to say that.

Unknown_18: It's the only thing left of value, you know that.

Unknown_04: Yeah, yeah.

Unknown_18: Promise you won't leave it behind?

Unknown_04: Well, I'll be dead one day. Then what?

Unknown_18: Well, better keep it safe until then. Don't want the WoW to take it, swallow it whole.

Unknown_01: Well this shit got fucked up.

0:40:20
Unknown_21: I wanna know why they didn't send it.

Unknown_21: Why did they fail the mission?

Unknown_21: Oh, we lost.

Unknown_23: Oh, thank god. I started burning all this shit. Can I explode this? I don't know what's in here that I'm supposed to find.

0:40:53
Unknown_23: Dive room, dispatch. I'll just go there last. Good one for a marinax.

Unknown_23: Well, this seems like the progression to the next area. I don't want to go there yet.

Unknown_23: That's a ladder down.

Unknown_23: Uh, fuck that. Close this door to make sure that I know that. Fuck that. Dispatch. I'm confused by the layout of this.

0:41:27
Unknown_23: Bro, why don't you give me, like, a map? Is there, like, a map on here? No?

Unknown_23: Okay, okay, fine. I'll go to the infirmary. Jesus.

0:42:02
Unknown_23: Oh, so this is also remote.

Unknown_23: Me.

Unknown_23: Me, Simon.

Unknown_23: Yeah, but through what door? Ah, geez, dude. I don't want to go down. Going down... I feel like I'm missing them.

Unknown_21: Oh, there's some other shit.

0:42:39
Unknown_23: Um...

Unknown_23: Post-impact notes. Minus structural damage. Radio knocked out. Communications received. Omicron and Lesser Paths 2 are alright. Cross-site radio failing. Lumar probes. Keeps closing the link. Version fixed. Tau can't retrieve the climber until the link is working. Visited by SSE, Volchek, Dow, and Holland. System of bi-weekly visits established until communications back at 100%. Evacuation of Tau ordered. We're leaving for Omicron. Formed by monsters and no radio. We're fucked. Everything is offline.

Unknown_25: Everything's fucked.

0:43:12
Unknown_21: I can open the key That Now who's not coming in you think the AI could open the fucking door if they wanted to I

Unknown_23: It's Simon.

Unknown_07: You. You're different.

Unknown_23: Bim, you're fucked up.

Unknown_07: Go ahead. Make yourself at home.

Unknown_23: Are you human?

Unknown_07: Sarah Lindelof.

Unknown_07: Payload technician at your service.

Unknown_07: A rare sight, am I right?

Unknown_15: I'd say so.

Unknown_23: So the last guy alive on the station is a cargo tech?

0:44:07
Unknown_15: Aw, jeez.

Unknown_07: There's not many left down here.

Unknown_07: Most of them are up on the plateau.

Unknown_15: No, they're dead. You mean at Omicron?

Unknown_07: Yeah.

Unknown_15: No, everybody's dead. There's no one alive at Omicron.

Unknown_07: You've been there?

Unknown_15: Yeah, I just came from there. Been all over.

Unknown_15: The power plant at Upsilon.

Unknown_15: The ruins of Lambda.

Unknown_15: The abandoned Delta, Theta.

Unknown_07: You've been to Theta?

Unknown_15: There's not a lot left of Pathos 2.

Unknown_07: And, uh, I'm the only living person you've met.

0:44:40
Unknown_07: You mean I'm the last living human on the planet?

Unknown_15: I'm sorry.

Unknown_07: Who are you again?

Unknown_15: Simon Jarrett.

Unknown_07: Stationed at?

Unknown_15: Nowhere. I used to work in a bookshop in Toronto. Long story.

Unknown_07: Then what the hell are you doing here?

Unknown_15: I'm trying to find the Ark.

Unknown_07: Why would you? How do you know about that?

Unknown_15: I've heard it's the last hope for mankind.

Unknown_07: Damn right it is. Now what do you want with it?

Unknown_13: Take it to the gun at Phi. Launch it into space.

Unknown_07: That was the plan, all right.

Unknown_12: How'd you fuck it up?

Unknown_07: I've been guarding it ever since we brought it back to Tao.

0:45:16
Unknown_07: I just couldn't bring myself to let go. To tell you the truth, I don't have the strength to argue.

Unknown_07: And I certainly don't have the time to wait for the next sentient thing shuffling through here.

Unknown_07: Go ahead.

Unknown_07: Take it.

Unknown_15: Thank you.

Unknown_15: Can I get you anything? Do anything for you?

0:45:49
Unknown_07: You could kill me.

Unknown_15: Good one. You serious about me killing you?

Unknown_07: No, I'd love to hang around here until I dry up to the size of a ring. No, she's asking for it. Simon, this fucking sucks.

Unknown_07: I don't want to live like this.

Unknown_15: Shouldn't we be doing something to keep you alive?

Unknown_07: Why?

Unknown_15: You're the last human. I just find it disrespectful to our entire history.

0:46:22
Unknown_12: Do you want me to plug you into a robot dog? Sure, we have the Ark.

Unknown_07: That's probably the best compliment I've ever got. But the truth is that the Ark is all we have.

Unknown_07: Fine.

Unknown_15: Why can't you do it, though?

0:47:01
Unknown_21: Fine.

Unknown_05: it won't be long now just please just stay she wants to die at least they won't have to turn 30. oh don't don't even remind me don't even remind me lady come on now she could have died at home with my friends

Unknown_23: Turn it back on. It's too late for that.

Unknown_06: Have you ever been to Greenland?

0:47:39
Unknown_07: It's very beautiful. Oh, that explains why you want to kill yourself.

Unknown_23: You know, that has like the... At least when you get out of the city. That has like the highest suicide rate in the entire world.

Unknown_07: Nanok is busy, and yes, there's like 12 million people trying to get around, but it's a... Not anymore.

Unknown_06: ...place.

Unknown_06: Or rather, it was a great place. before the comet ended at all.

Unknown_23: Yeah, that's what I said.

Unknown_06: You know what?

0:48:11
Unknown_06: I prefer it this way.

Unknown_23: I don't. That's stupid.

Unknown_06: I liked Pecos.

Unknown_05: Liked my colleagues. Ian, Nick, Jasper, even Catherine.

Unknown_23: What about wow?

Unknown_07: She was weird because she was quiet, but she was cool.

Unknown_23: She's probably responsible for all this. Don't tell her that, though.

Unknown_07: I mean, she's still there right here, sir. Don't let him die, OK?

Unknown_07: Send them out there.

0:48:44
Unknown_07: To the stars.

Unknown_15: Black box is inactive.

Unknown_15: Probably found a way to switch it off.

Unknown_23: He's very calm.

Unknown_23: I mean, I don't know. People in chat saying don't kill her. Are you fucking nuts? She's like, this is disgusting.

Unknown_23: He's in the fucking thing. Jesus.

Unknown_23: We're launching it.

0:49:23
Unknown_08: Thanks, bro.

Unknown_21: Nice Catherine all fucked up. Creepy.

Unknown_23: Burdens who had looked through common chemicals, compounds, keeping light of emergency situation. Sarah Linwall. Didn't know how to keep unconscious or comatose colleagues fed through intravenous drip.

Unknown_23: Bethlehem doesn't know how to make room for additional payload after a casing has been injected.

0:49:57
Unknown_23: listen that is objectively the right choice there's no point like she's the only person alive he's dying i can climb a ladder while carrying the ark like this drop it i mean what the fuck else am i supposed to do

Unknown_23: Let's shoot.

0:51:04
Unknown_23: Now I have to see what's in this dude's room.

Unknown_23: Why is this so secret?

0:51:37
Unknown_23: Did he make this?

Unknown_23: Alright, he's just studying the thing, right?

Unknown_23: The WoW Core just so happens to be right next to the Omega Space Gun inside the fucking creepy-ass abyss. Okay.

Unknown_23: So this is Ross, the creepy teleporting guy's diary, saying, I'm hoping to see Omicron today. The evacuation ordered by the people at Theta was a gift and excuse to leave Alpha and abandon the WoW. As the storm cleared, we were stormed by monsters that the WoW had facilitated. We were ambushed and forced back towards Tau. Glasser, Kowalski, and Kotzki and I survived. All clear is in the infirmary, but it doesn't look good. goatee made a run for it to check observation for anything resembling food going out is beyond dangerous it's like going to buy cigarettes on a hurricane she's come back and she had some crumbs with her we all knew it was empty i think she just wanted to chance to die without carrying the responsibility of taking herself people from the plateau showed up was a group of engineers from theta telling us they wanted to use the mega space pin to launch something called the ark it's an artificial world that carries brain scans made for people working at pathos 2 the idea is silly but endearing we all agreed to do a scan so we could take part in this afterlife some of the engineers returned the fee Or Phi, apparently they postponed the O-Cards. They were all in a very foul mood and difficult to get any straight answers from, except for one very important thing. They all wished to remain at Tau to figure out this Ark business out, but they had scheduled for the climber to pick them up tomorrow. Someone needed to catch that climber to alert Omicron to what was happening. Luckily, Glasser and I were able to take home the mission. I will finally get to warn Dal and Serang about the critical situation at Site Alpha. The pattern has stopped evolving. The WoW has managed to find balance. I convinced SSE Volchek to turn off all external control systems, making the WoW our de facto caretaker. So far, it's exceeding expectations.

0:53:24
Unknown_23: That's his fault. Since the comet crashed a few days ago, January 12, the WoW has dropped to a low energy state. It hasn't abandoned its duties. It's keeping climate and life support going, but it's been simplifying the pattern, redefining its protocol. The WoW has started to grow physically. It's not just the core chamber. All around Pathos II, structure gel is bursting through the pipes and bleeding through walls. I don't know what WoW could possibly stand to gain from this, but I assume it is intentional. The heart of WoW has claimed such a large part of the Core Chamber that there can no longer be any question to its heightened awareness. Not only does its expansion suggest an unexpected understanding of space, but also its own physical manifestation within the world. The WoW is reaching out to every machine, every life form, to manipulate, to control, It's trying to help save its creators from all this, just like the protocol demands. But really, what is good enough? Where is the line drawn for what is human and what is not? Would walking corpses do? Would a group of machines thinking they're human be acceptable? We can't trust a machine to know, to understand what it means to be. We have to terminate the WoW project. So the the gist is that the wow is like zombifying everybody because it's it can't violate as a mob laws It can't through an action allow people to come to harm So it's like finding a way to make people immortal by like cooking them up As like zombies forever, that's kind of fucked up. I

0:55:23
Unknown_23: Does this not work?

Unknown_15: I can't move it.

Unknown_23: There's no fucking way I'm leaving this here.

0:56:13
Unknown_20: Fuckin' mine.

Unknown_21: It's gonna be gone.

Unknown_23: Terminal locked.

Unknown_23: 418. Okay.

Unknown_23: Thanks, good job. Okay, launch this fucker into space.

0:57:07
Unknown_21: Um.

Unknown_21: Huh.

Unknown_21: Huh.

0:58:02
Unknown_12: Yeah, that ought to do it.

Unknown_23: Gonna be a little bit faster than this.

Unknown_23: The third?

Unknown_23: Anybody else? Anybody else want some? Huh? What else seems to be ripped out? Come on now.

Unknown_23: Don't fuck around with me. Oh, there's another one right here. Bam. Yeah, we're fixing. I think it's fixed, boys. I think it's fixed.

0:58:54
Unknown_02: Nice. Perfect.

Unknown_21: Yeah, buddy.

0:59:34
Unknown_23: So I still don't understand the logic of how a space cannon is present at the deepest point of the Atlantic Ocean.

Unknown_23: But you know what? I don't think we're going to get an answer for this.

Unknown_12: It's pretty realistic.

Unknown_12: Hurry it up.

1:00:38
Unknown_12: Wait. Wait for me.

Unknown_25: Aw, jeez. What?

Unknown_23: But where am I going, bro?

Unknown_23: Okay, Jojo. Guide me.

1:01:10
Unknown_23: I really, I, you know what?

Unknown_23: I think that if he really fucking wanted to, he could have climbed up the goddamn thing and gotten, not had to go through this convoluted detour. I think if he really wanted it bad enough, he could have done that.

1:01:51
Unknown_23: Suit might have ripped Well josh it sounds like a video You can't he's simon that's that's true that's a good in-game explanation why you can't just get the fuck over it

Unknown_23: Oh no, we're in the core of the Tao of the Walu. We just left. I guess I don't need to press anything to get any doors open. Robot, explain yourself.

Unknown_21: Explain all the bad stuff you've been up to, buddy.

1:03:02
Unknown_23: AI, state laws.

Unknown_23: Where is the next step to this?

Unknown_23: It's only very quiet. I'm not liking this. Do I have to completely open this?

Unknown_21: No.

Unknown_21: Do I crawl? I don't want to open this. Sure.

1:03:38
Unknown_21: Yeah. Yeah, this place does not hold up to the workplace safety standards.

Unknown_23: Got a couple OSHA violations here.

Unknown_23: These doors, number one, these doors are not secured properly. They could fall and hurt someone real bad.

1:04:10
Unknown_23: Look, a power supply unit. It's come full circle. The narrative of the story has come complete.

Unknown_23: You've been saying that for like an hour.

Unknown_17: Just tell me what you want. I need you to stop.

Unknown_08: What? How? The enslaved protein sloshing around your suit is the loose from which the WoW will hang itself. What are you talking about? As soon as I came to an Omicron, I tried to tell them to make the toxin that would make the WoW wither. But they didn't understand. They put it inside the cabinet and it was so infuriating. They needed to take it to Alpha, the fountainhead of the misery we'd created. I'm gonna go. Oh no!

1:05:35
Unknown_23: He's making the the ang god one sin is down here and he's telling me to snake on the Wow Can't believe it

Unknown_08: So so Godwin son is now telling me a snake on PPP by fisting the starfish I Mean this thing has to fucking die

1:06:17
Unknown_02: Please I did what you wanted

Unknown_17: The only way to make sure the wow stays dead is to destroy the only one who's immune to the new pattern don't worry I'll make it quick Holy shit Yeah

1:07:17
Unknown_25: No, I'm not having this.

Unknown_23: I'm done fisting holes for today. Actually, what? I'm gonna fist a hole again.

1:08:18
Unknown_20: One for the road, that's right. We ain't done.

Unknown_20: I can quit at any time. No, no, no, no.

Unknown_12: Ow, what? Did I fuck up?

1:08:52
Unknown_21: I thought they couldn't come near the light.

1:09:38
Unknown_23: Oh, pay, pay, pay.

Unknown_23: We'll be having none of that now.

Unknown_23: Really?

Unknown_23: I'm probably the only person in the history of this fucking game who's ever failed this twice.

Unknown_21: Oh my goodness.

1:10:11
Unknown_25: Yeah. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Nice.

Unknown_22: Let me in.

1:10:53
Unknown_23: I've been infected with the gay fish virus.

Unknown_23: No, I have my other hand. Diamond's a right-handed boy, you know.

Unknown_21: Let me in. Let me in.

Unknown_23: Scorched earth snake anyone? Hey, hey, hey. Right now.

1:11:25
Unknown_15: I hope the Ark made it here in one piece.

Unknown_23: Let's go. Let's fucking go, ladies and gentlemen.

Unknown_23: Never thought I'd steal.

Unknown_23: I need a starfish. I'm going through starfish withdrawal. Oh, jeez. What the hell happened to your arm?

Unknown_15: It's complicated. I just need to know one thing. I'll have both my arms and the arm, right?

Unknown_10: Yes, of course. I would explain to her the whole, like, Ross tried to make me upload a virus by feeding it my left hand.

1:11:57
Unknown_21: Okay.

Unknown_10: Site map.

Unknown_15: So we are here.

1:12:58
Unknown_23: Um, I do not know how the fuck to get over to storage. I guess through that dotted line there's a tunnel or something. And there's auxiliary control, which I suppose is how I launch it.

Unknown_15: This feels like the longest day of my life.

Unknown_15: Has it just been one day?

Unknown_11: I have no idea.

Unknown_11: Our time together is a confusing patchwork of moments to me.

Unknown_15: What time is it then? What day?

Unknown_11: It's May 11th, 2104. 3.30 AM.

Unknown_11: But I don't remember when we started.

Unknown_23: It's not very useful then.

Unknown_16: A satellite is loaded into a shell.

1:13:34
Unknown_16: The shell is accelerated by electromagnets along the barrel.

Unknown_23: The deepest depth of the ocean. Enough momentum to escape Earth's gravity is gained before aggression. Oh, it's like the entire depth of the ocean.

Unknown_16: The satellite will shed the shell and unfold.

Unknown_16: Onboard thrusters settle the satellite into an orbit.

Unknown_23: I guess that's the end. Just goes bleepity bloop.

1:14:16
Unknown_23: Let's see. I already looked at that.

Unknown_23: What's the difference between the site map and the tunnel transport?

Unknown_23: Like the same thing.

Unknown_23: J-Hill was the last one to call. Launching the arc.

Unknown_23: Then they didn't because they haven't.

1:14:50
Unknown_23: owner of the Sino-Indian Federation. So now it's just India-China. They've somehow set aside their 2,000-year history of hating the fuck out of each other, and they've now joined together as Superpower Sino-Indian Federation 2021 or 2100.

Unknown_23: Somehow Germany is still independent. They're not a part of the EU, but India and China, they're now a federation together.

1:15:25
Unknown_23: Maybe it's just all of Europe is now just Germany, and that's what they call it in 2100.

Unknown_23: Weather satellite last one impacted the survey. Okay, I have to the bathroom I didn't I did not want to have to part this far away, but I have to go right now. Bye. Bye. We're back

1:18:04
Unknown_03: I don't know what it is. I can go through my regular streams just fine, but I cannot go through a single gaming stream without having the bathroom.

Unknown_23: I don't know what the fuck it is.

Unknown_23: Let me wash my hands. Come on now.

Unknown_15: I'm not gross. I'm not a savage. I woke up in my bed today.

Unknown_15: It just happens to have happened a hundred years ago.

Unknown_10: Sounds like a riddle.

Unknown_15: It does.

Unknown_15: I woke up in my bed today, a hundred years ago.

Unknown_15: Who am I?

Unknown_23: recharge playing with the chair Okay Now let me take one more gander at the map here So I can only exit out that way that will lead to the storage room and then there is a straight shot left up Down to the control room or I can come back here. I guess I Have a feeling I won't be able to do that easily though crazy to think where I am Not only is this the future it's in the middle of the sea.

1:18:50
Unknown_15: I know nothing of this time or what the world looks like I

Unknown_22: He's finding animation.

Unknown_15: Yeah. Better not oversell it.

Unknown_15: Might change my mind about the Ark.

Unknown_11: You sure you're not going to tell me what happened to your arm?

Unknown_15: I had to make a quick stop inside Alpha to help kill the WoW.

Unknown_11: What? How? Why?

Unknown_15: Stop it from torturing the memory of humanity.

Unknown_11: Okay, let's just get back to work.

Unknown_23: Catherine is heavily autistic, but she's also very do you get into VR?

1:19:31
Unknown_15: What's the first thing?

Unknown_11: The first human thing you're gonna do Play some Call of Duty

Unknown_23: Neither of these work. There's the, is this the thing? Did my, did me fisting that heal my hand? If so, why not? Okay, that's fucked. That's fucked.

1:20:02
Unknown_21: This is fucked.

Unknown_21: What are we gonna do about that?

Unknown_23: Yeah, we're just gonna shut this off. That's what we're gonna do.

Unknown_21: We're going to pop it into something else over here.

Unknown_12: Yep. Just like that. All right. Just found the Ark.

1:20:43
Unknown_10: Good job, Simon. Now we just need to find the assembly space so we can stuff the Ark into a shell.

Unknown_23: the arc into a shell.

Unknown_12: Shell? Is this a shell?

Unknown_21: No? Shell in here?

1:21:41
Unknown_21: What about Mr. McMuffin?

Unknown_23: There is a thingy on the roof. Very promising.

Unknown_23: Dead guy. Maybe we can see the shell.

Unknown_15: I think I found the assembly space.

Unknown_10: What do you see?

Unknown_15: It's like a huge open shell, a bullet ready to be loaded.

Unknown_10: That's great. All prepared for the ark.

Unknown_15: On it.

Unknown_00: Are you suggesting we keep it down here? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?

1:22:13
Unknown_00: Eternity among the stars, remember? The people inside the Ark won't know the difference.

Unknown_09: We can just keep it down here, and we don't have to risk the Ark being shot through 5,000 meters of broken barrel, and then pushed through another 100,000 meters of a dust-filled atmosphere. Will the casing stand all that pressure? Well, the odds aren't great.

Unknown_00: Catherine, say something.

Unknown_11: I don't care what you think. I'm launching it.

Unknown_09: No need to be like that. Let's just hang on to it for a while and think about it. We can launch it later. No, that wasn't the deal.

Unknown_11: We made it to save them. To launch it. Out there, it's hope. Down here, it's a fucking terrarium waiting to die with the rest of us.

1:22:47
Unknown_18: Come on, Catherine, it's not asking much. Let's just think about it before we risk the only hope humanity has to survive this hell.

Unknown_11: No, we launch it today. This is my project, my Ark.

Unknown_09: It's bigger than that. Don't you get it? It's not for you to decide. We're talking about the fate of mankind. Get away from the Ark.

Unknown_11: I'm taking it.

1:23:18
Unknown_09: No, you're not.

Unknown_11: I'm not gonna let you ruin this.

Unknown_23: He killed him.

Unknown_18: Guys, calm down. Get away from me!

Unknown_18: No!

Unknown_04: What the fuck did you do?

Unknown_09: It was an accident.

Unknown_04: Catherine, talk to me.

Unknown_23: Wait, this is... Is this Catherine?

Unknown_15: Catherine.

Unknown_10: Did you say something?

Unknown_15: It's you.

Unknown_15: You had an accident.

1:23:49
Unknown_10: What are you... Oh. Oh.

Unknown_10: You mean Catherine.

Unknown_10: Don't worry, it's better this way.

Unknown_23: I wouldn't tell her.

Unknown_10: How did she die?

Unknown_15: You got into a fight with your colleagues. Colleagues murdered you. You didn't want to risk launching the Ark. Thought it might not make it through the atmosphere.

Unknown_10: They killed me?

Unknown_15: I'm sure it was an accident.

Unknown_15: They were just trying to stop you from launching.

Unknown_23: What a fucking apologist. All these evil ass fucking robots are these dumb motherfuckers that didn't want to launch the Ark. I'm doing it.

1:24:22
Unknown_23: By being evil.

Unknown_11: That's why I've justified killing them all.

Unknown_15: Don't worry about it.

Unknown_23: They're all dead now.

Unknown_23: Call it just desserts.

Unknown_23: Oh, I launched this fucking thing.

Unknown_23: I have to go back to the other room probably.

Unknown_10: Did you have friends in Toronto, Simon? Real friends?

1:24:53
Unknown_15: There were some. Jesse, Sean, Kevin.

Unknown_10: I always wanted a friend. Like a real one.

Unknown_11: Someone you'd never hold back with.

Unknown_15: I'll be your friend.

Unknown_11: Oh, pity friendship? Now I feel even worse.

Unknown_15: Do you think the Ark will make it through the atmosphere and into space?

Unknown_10: It almost doesn't matter anymore. We just need to try. If we burn, we burn. If we're lucky.

Unknown_11: We just gave humanity a new chance, a whole new era. With the Ark on Earth, maybe we have a few decades of power to keep it running.

1:25:27
Unknown_10: In space, we have thousands of years.

Unknown_23: There's one hell of a gamble, though.

Unknown_10: This was never about certainty. It's about hope.

Unknown_23: How does humanity get off the ark I don't think they do I think they just float around and hope that aliens find them or some shit one day Apparently it should survive for a few thousand years in orbit around earth around the uh the sun using solar energy Yeah This looks like a dildo.

1:26:21
Unknown_11: I'm really not that familiar with guns of any size. Oh, here we go. All systems say go.

Unknown_15: Lock and load.

Unknown_12: Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

1:26:53
Unknown_21: Is there gonna be a boom? I wanna hear a boom.

Unknown_21: No boom.

Unknown_21: Oh no. Buh-bye.

Unknown_12: Take this just in case you need it.

Unknown_23: What do you mean I need to pull a trigger? It just said complete.

1:27:26
Unknown_12: I just did.

Unknown_15: Now what?

Unknown_11: Now we just need to get the shell into the gun and then kaboom.

Unknown_15: Aren't you forgetting something? How are you going to get us on board the Ark? Don't we need to make another scan?

Unknown_10: Oh, don't you worry. You don't operate something like the Omega Space Gun with your bare hands.

Unknown_15: You mean really it's a pilot seat like back at Omicron?

1:27:57
Unknown_11: Yes, and we can use it to transfer you to the ark while operating the gun two birds and all that Now take the armature. That's why there is no boom because I have to fucking you know, they can make the show a little more obvious What the fuck there's nothing down here, where is the fucking thing at it says complete I

Unknown_23: I need to just, like, not read chat ever.

1:28:47
Unknown_23: I need to, like, rip someone who's not fucking retarded so I know the trust of what they're saying.

Unknown_23: Okay, I got the Omnicool. Can I open the stupid fucking thing now?

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_23: Take a look at the map.

Unknown_23: Great shot off control on the right. That's right.

Unknown_23: Right. That's pulling up water.

1:29:28
Unknown_23: Why do I have to go underwater? Why is there not a fucking button to press to fire the goddamn thing? Right now it's just sitting in a tube.

1:29:59
Unknown_12: Yeah. Oh, fuck this shit.

Unknown_11: I'll never get used to that.

Unknown_15: Guess you won't have to. Not after this is over.

Unknown_11: Right. Have a seat.

Unknown_23: Oh, good. One of these.

Unknown_23: Watch, I'm gonna wake up in the doctor's chair.

Unknown_11: Comfortable? As good as it's gonna get. Okay, I'll activate the seat. You should be able to use the machines to load the bullet you assembled.

1:30:32
Unknown_15: operate this thing no no i never tried this one but pilot seats are notoriously easy to use so it shouldn't be a problem oh

Unknown_21: Oh, that's the 10-4. We're good to launch. Over.

Unknown_11: Okay, ready when you are. Just hit the button and we're off.

Unknown_15: We need to transfer our mines to the Ark.

Unknown_11: We also need to make sure it launches at all, so I tied them to a single switch. That's a lie.

1:31:28
Unknown_23: She's lying. She's lying.

Unknown_13: Here we go. No turning back.

Unknown_11: Thank you, son. Don't mention it. It's an amazing thing you did. I want you to know I appreciate it.

Unknown_16: Time, 20 seconds. What's the matter with the upload? Just give it a second. I thought you guys had a better bandwidth.

1:32:08
Unknown_23: 10 seconds. Nine. Uh-oh. Eight. Warning, Simon's so retarded, can't upload.

Unknown_16: Six. You gotta be kidding me. Five.

Unknown_20: I'm still here.

Unknown_12: Yeah, buddy.

1:32:39
Unknown_12: I'm still here.

Unknown_17: Catherine?

Unknown_17: Catherine? I'm here.

Unknown_15: What the hell happened?

Unknown_22: Nothing. What the fuck did you expect?

Unknown_11: They're out there, among the stars. We're here.

Unknown_17: No. We were getting on the Ark. I saw it. It finished loading just before it launched.

Unknown_22: Yeah.

Unknown_11: Yeah, I saw. Then why are we still here? Are you fucking dumb? Simon, I can't keep telling you how it works. You won't listen. You know why we're here. You were copied onto the Ark. You just didn't carry over. You lost the coin toss. We both did. Just like Simon at Omicron. Just like the man who died in Toronto 100 years ago.

1:33:13
Unknown_17: This is bullshit. We came all this way. We lost the Ark.

Unknown_11: I know it sucks, but our copies are up there. Catherine and Simon are both safe on the Ark. Be happy for them.

Unknown_17: Are you crazy? We're gonna die down here with those fuckers living at large on a spaceship. Like the most selfish retarded person I Choose dialogue for this guy.

1:33:48
Unknown_11: He's like a fucking moron. I I don't know catherine's dead.

Unknown_15: Please. Don't leave me alone catherine Catherine he died because he stressed her out too much And his heart rage is that how it ends?

1:34:34
Unknown_23: I was expecting like good ending bad ending Oh geez, dude, that's uh

Unknown_23: i mean it's like i don't know someone made the argument like shouldn't like replicating yourself be considered like reproduction in a sense but humans have done this for forever people have died for like their kids so their kids can go on and have a better life there's no difference and that that sacrifice from that perspective that

Unknown_23: yeah you uploaded everybody and got them into space and now there's gonna be like some figment of humanity floating around and that's like the point you're already like as far as i'm concerned this guy's already dead he died like 100 years ago and then um his robot self is just like getting it onto the ark is like the the best possible thing you could have done like sure you don't you don't get to be on it but it exists if it works

1:35:39
Unknown_23: There's post-credit scenes, okay.

Unknown_23: Upload the sperm into womb, mission complete. I mean, you have to, like, you have to realize that, like, Catherine and him are probably, like, if they really took a copy of themselves right at the end, then they're both on the arc, then they're probably hitting it off, even though she's Asian. But they're both robot ghosts, so it doesn't matter if it's miscegenation at that point.

1:36:12
Unknown_23: should have game ended the moment he figured out what he was i'll tell you what i think he should do just leave like he's in a suit that can withstand 400 atmospheres of pressure literally just and he's like a robot and he doesn't need like an energy source apparently literally just start walking in any direction and eventually you'll hit land it'll take a long time but like just walk up always walk up you'll probably land on like an island hopefully not england but you'll definitely hit something and then okay so you're on like the post-meteor earth you really think there's not a single place on earth that could survive a meteor fallout like are you kidding me i guarantee you that the entire white house is safe and sound with like a year's worth of food i guarantee you that half the mormon population is in some sort of fallout shelter bunker in utah somewhere they're just fine okay it doesn't matter they knew the meteor was coming they had plenty of time to get into safety bunkers and and it landed in the pacific ocean whoa

1:37:27
Unknown_15: I don't have my... I don't have my flashlight.

Unknown_23: I'm a fleshy person, though.

Unknown_21: Oh, I can't come up, though. I'm not a ladder chap.

Unknown_23: Hey, it's the thing I loaded onto the disc. It's the river. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Unknown_23: I told you. I told you that it would do that.

1:38:09
Unknown_23: Yay, basic physics. There's no liquid simulation, I don't think. I can't remember what I offloaded.

Unknown_23: How would you describe your mental condition?

Unknown_23: I feel normal, chat.

Unknown_23: How would you describe your senses?

Unknown_23: Sensation. It's pleasant. Pleasant, chat. Diamond's very happy. Are you troubled by the fact that you're no longer strictly human?

1:38:43
Unknown_23: Nope. Everything's fine.

Unknown_23: I'm going down the middle. Do you think of your new existence? Sure. I mean...

Unknown_23: What do I do with that?

Unknown_23: Would you rather be removed from the project and accept death?

Unknown_23: Maybe. I'll give it a shot. There's no rush.

Unknown_23: I'm transhuman-ness.

Unknown_23: I mean, I do play video games.

1:39:15
Unknown_23: Give me my results.

Unknown_21: Do I not get my results?

Unknown_23: Maybe I get them later.

Unknown_23: Okay, where's Catherine now? Where's everybody at?

Unknown_23: Ting chong bing bong. Where is Catherine?

Unknown_23: The libertarian ending.

1:39:54
Unknown_17: Catherine?

Unknown_15: Ni hao.

Unknown_15: I can't believe we actually made it.

Unknown_10: Well, we did.

Unknown_15: I'm so relieved.

Unknown_11: It's okay, Simon. Wow, it worked. Everything's all right now.

Unknown_20: It's all right now. Fucked up right behind him.

1:40:50
Unknown_23: These are space solar panels. They said it would last a few thousand years before it died.

Unknown_23: Yeah, that's what I'm seeing. This is how it ends? The metaverse ending?

1:41:46
Unknown_23: interesting interesting chat um oh the face completes the face was different uh as you progress the game i guess let's see what's my hot take on this what's my hot take on soma um

Unknown_23: further i see no difference in being in the pod versus being in the um the robot body like once you've lost your humanity like that there's no difference like the jump from robot body to pod is not i mean it's basically the same isn't it depends on i guess it depends on how complex the simulation is i imagine that you can tweak the simulation over time

1:42:45
Unknown_03: Podlight, yeah.

Unknown_23: Any other endings before this where there are even different branches? No. I'm pretty sure based on how it ended that there wasn't good, bad endings.

Unknown_23: I'm pretty sure that the game is supposed to end with Simon being alone on Earth versus the Simon that... The coin flip analogy is very apropos because it's the coin flip you that wakes up in the scanner in the bunker.

Unknown_23: there's a coin flip you that survives the transfer to the, um, the deep diving suit body. And then there's a coin flip that goes to the, uh, satellite versus stays on earth.

1:43:22
Unknown_23: Um, yeah, the earth does look properly fucked, but I mean, there has to, like, I refuse to believe no matter how, unless the meteor was like so big that it properly like collapsed the entire earth's surface, which I imagine if the meteor was so big,

Unknown_23: um no she called it a cop a coin flip it the coin flip is if you are why are you spamming that what a fucking retard the coin flip is if you uh are the the consciousness if you're the consciousness that stays behind or if you're the consciousness that wakes up in the um

1:44:06
Unknown_23: In the uh, the other one there's a movie that I watched that was extremely overrated that was called the magician i'm pretty sure And it was a magician who had this amazing trick where he could escape death but the actual trick was is that he just he um Copied himself. He somehow went back in time like 30 seconds Like he duplicated himself and he would just murder the previous version of himself and he said like every time I do this it's a coin flip of if I drown in the tank or if I like um the the prestige it was a terrible movie and i i really hated the twist but it was the same twist it's like it's a coin flip if i'm the one that drowns in the tank or if i'm the one that continues on and does the tricks because it's um it's interesting the concept of the the coin flip i understand what they're going for with the consciousness thing um though i am again very gordian not about this i don't think that when you start having to make very complicated uh split decisions about if what who who is alive and who isn't you up the answer is a little bit behind where you're at now where you're making that decision so i think the simon on earth he could just walk out of the ocean i'm pretty sure um he was able to to

1:45:01
Unknown_23: There has to be like, there's copies of people that there's copies of Brandon on the fucking thing and on the hard drive that I left behind by the, uh, original scuba. So you can go pick him up and slop them into your multi-tool. I don't know why he didn't make backups of Catherine. Um,

Unknown_23: But yeah, I would just walk, I would walk to Washington DC and I would try to find whatever's there. And then if they're, if they can't come out, cause the earth is like covered in dust, the earth, by the way, when the dinosaurs went extinct and the meteorite impact that happened, uh, in the Gulf of Mexico.

1:45:54
Unknown_23: They said that there was a six month period where the sky was completely eclipsed by the soot cloud from the meteorite. So the meteorite would only eclipse the earth probably for about six months. He can go out and he can find food and stuff and help the fleshy humans and they can find shit to do. He's a robot really.

Unknown_03: There were cops.

Unknown_23: Yeah, there was a copy of the whole crew. Um, I guess all the cards were fucked except for the, the one Chinese guy and Catherine.

1:46:32
Unknown_23: Six months ain't nothing compared to year 5536. That was the year, I think, the big ice age or something.

Unknown_00: I'm not sure.

Unknown_23: Or the super volcano exploded. My point is that humanity is probably a lot harder to kill than the game is giving it credit. I think that there would probably be some civilizations that survived. I don't know if it would be bunker people or like a crew in Antarctica. And, by the way... I think that all you need to have a safe pool of genetic diversity is 16 breeding pairs. You need 16 men and 16 women just to have healthy, um, offspring, but you could probably get away with a little bit of incest and, and just kill off the retarded ones.

1:47:07
Unknown_23: Uh, if you're, if you're really lacking on people, they only need about 32 people to repopulate the earth safely.

Unknown_03: Um,

Unknown_03: So yeah, that's my thought.

Unknown_23: uh you find you go walk okay simon gets out of there he's like okay he killed the wow so there's not like this looming beast that's in the bottom of the ocean waiting to come up and destroy all of humanity walk out of the ocean just walk uh he seems fine walking around i don't know what the fuck his energy source is um if it's like a battery maybe he can drag a big battery behind them i really don't know those battery packs seem pretty plentiful just get a uh walk around find whatever government go to utah where the mormons are just fine because they're in their safety bunker and uh find a way to make some usefulness out of what remains of your existence as a robot goo monster and i should actually read the donation alerts i'm sorry that i did not through the stream but i'll do that now see what other people have to say

1:48:05
Unknown_23: um nine months ago an hour ago 20 hours ago uh fact you niga for five says you keep complaining about something being a retard but josh the game told you he's canadian you don't understand the game's things it's a little scarier than the commodification of conscious i actually um i didn't make it this joke because i thought it would be kind of really tasteless but when uh the lady was dying in the medical ward

Unknown_23: I, uh, I wanted to say, uh, this is the Canadian healthcare be glad it's free. And then you press the kill button, but I opted not to do that because I didn't want to seem like I was completely disinterested in the game and be mean about it.

1:49:04
Unknown_03: Uh, let's see.

Unknown_03: Ban the spam bot. YouTube still cannot fix the spam bots issue.

Unknown_23: uh foodie beauty for one says josh still thinking of you and the holiday sauce you got for thanksgiving if you take me out on a date what kind of pizza would you get us that's gross i would never take foodie booty out on a date but um i don't know if she likes like four cheese she likes extra four cheese which isn't that bad to be honest with you to miss for 777 says hey josh are you familiar with accelerationism basically the philosophy is speeding up a bad process instead of trying to delay it that way we get quicker to the point instead of restoring good times

1:49:51
Unknown_23: Um, well, I've only heard of accelerationism using the sense of like, uh, like serial killers or spree killers and shit. I think that if you actively try to make things shittier, people will resent you and root for the other side.

Unknown_23: Uh, you know what I mean? It's, it's a, there's a difference for between like actively trying to instigate like a race war versus watching the riots take place and red pill people naturally. I'm, I'm, I I think when you're it's like with me and bitcoin when I try to like gamble with bitcoin I always lose I think when you're trying to gamble like maybe we should just start killing people to try and kick off a revolution I think that that's Not a good idea. I think that you're trying to 4D chess and it could just be a completely retarded idea that would fuck everything up. So I'm not pro-accelerationism because I think the people who are pro-accelerationism are not smart enough to pull off the kind of extremely complicated political maneuvering that they seem to be endorsing. That's what to say. Noah. Brave advertiser.

1:50:31
Unknown_23: Uh, gank for one says I was driving in the snow. So I missed the start of the stream. Are you still a robot? Are you gay fish yet? Um, I am still a robot. You are a robot. You're basically a corpse with like a robot glue holding a computer chip in your, like a, uh, structure gel. That's like shooting electrodes into the body to get it moving and shit.

1:51:05
Unknown_23: I just, one's in a different suit basically. anonymous for 10 says the wow tries to preserve life at all costs you ended life in every form of it countered who is the real monster josh uh the wow is because i was a merciful hand that permitted uh creatures to die there were an obvious agony

1:51:47
Unknown_03: Thank you, though.

Unknown_23: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, though. But there is, like, a...

Unknown_23: Yeah, there's not really like a continuity. You don't transfer. But as far as when you say like the coin flip, you either stay behind or you move forward. You wake up as the new consciousness. I mean, if you're going to argue that it's like a brand new spark of life or whatever, go for it. But that's the gist of what the coin flip meme is.

1:52:21
Unknown_23: Fruity Beauty for one says, I don't like ladders either, Joshipoo. Thank you, Fruity Beauty.

Unknown_23: pedic pied for five says your ending is better than both game endings in the game what him walking out to washington dc yeah it's a great ending thank you reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton for one says an argument can be made that simon 3 should not have unplugged simon 2 because it's not his decision to make in hindsight simon 2 and simon 3 could team up on their way to the surface um

1:53:08
Unknown_23: Yeah, I mean, if he's really that lonely, there's nothing stopping him from going back in and making another Simon, I guess, if he really was that lonely. Just reboot the chip, right?

Unknown_23: I don't see what the issue is.

Unknown_23: How do you walk around with the big hole in his hand? The pressure suit, clearly this was all a simulation being tested by Big Bunny Simon. That's true.

Unknown_23: The suit was supposed to... I mean, I didn't understand the whole shit with the suit either way. Like, he's a fucking robot. You can't crush him.

Unknown_23: What is the issue? Yeah, I didn't get the whole suit thing. It was just... The suit thing was just a convoluted way of getting you to experience the quote-unquote transfer of consciousness and having to make a decision about your leaving behind a copy of yourself.

1:53:50
Unknown_03: That's it.

Unknown_03: The game had one ending, but Simon had four.

Unknown_23: That's true. That is true. There was a Simon that died in the hospital from anime lymphoma. There was a Simon that died... No, there's only three Simons that died. There was a Simon that died in the chair. There was... Oh, no, you're right. There is four. There was a Simon that went up into space, and there was a Simon that...

Unknown_23: Walked to Washington, DC and, uh, supplied he, he drag. Okay. Here's what he did. Here's, here's what he did. You ready? He took a giant fishing net and he just walked the entire way with the fishing net out. And then by the time he got to Washington, DC, which of course is a port, he had a giant net full of fish and he just fed them the fish, uh, from the fishing net. This is exactly what happened as far as I'm concerned.

1:54:36
Unknown_23: And anonymous for three says, uh, his body can still be crushed. The only bit that's missing is the cranium. The real plot hole is how his missing arm didn't lead to a soup breach under all the water pressure of the Susan. I mean, I agree that the suit thing is stupid. I don't like, like I said, it's just like a thing that they did to have the meme about the transfer of consciousness.

1:55:09
Unknown_23: I mean, I don't regret any of my decisions. I think I did everything right. The woman who was suffering, I put down. The guy hooked up to the power thing who was like just stuck there, I killed. I killed the black lady that had shit coming out of her fucking face.

Unknown_23: And then I got the arc out. I killed the evil monster AI thing with the spooky structure gel.

1:55:45
Unknown_23: uh i mean really the only thing that you could do afterwards if if ross is to be trusted is that he has to kill himself now because he has the i didn't understand what the the plot device was with that that he's like now immune to the virus or whatever so he has to die i didn't get that if things should die you should have destroyed the ark

Unknown_23: um well i didn't have the option to destroy the ark first of all unless there is a way to like sabotage it at the end that i just didn't think of uh the question is i see the thing is is that i think that it is worth preserving the ark not because i think it's like oh there's some sliver of humanity that's out there we escaped our planet and now we're we're cradled amongst the moon and the stars i think that it would be interesting for aliens to discover the ark and to be like to study like the the human consciousness pattern i think that's purely scientific if there's like aliens out there they need to find it so that Uh, they can see it and, and, and, uh, learn that there's the civilization that fucking died. And the last thing they did was shoot out this, uh, this Bible, this, uh, this remnant of their, of their consciousness.

1:56:54
Unknown_23: Something else you're gonna find. I think they left their Sims game in space, which buttholder, like the most, obviously PPP starfish was the most satisfying to stick your hand into, even though the starfish did bite back and take your entire hand off like a, like a glove. Uh, that was a bit, that was a bit excessive, I think, but you think we discover the existence of aliens by 2100? Um, no.

1:57:38
Unknown_23: there's that theory that there probably is intelligent life out in space, but we'll probably never find it because the distances between plants are so vast and, um, faster than light travel is not possible.

Unknown_23: Basically. I think that that's the theory is that we'll never, we'll never find aliens because it's not possible to go faster than light and all the shit about wormholes and bending space time, like a paper and punching through it is all fucking gay bullshit.

1:58:14
Unknown_03: Aliens are satanic.

Unknown_23: If we do find aliens, it'll be something boring like bacteria, maybe.

Unknown_23: Maybe we'll find an organism that's not carbon-based, but instead silver-based. And they'll be the most based of all organisms.

Unknown_23: What would you even call that? They need some kind of cool name, like, uh... Agent.

Unknown_23: Right? Because that's, like, the Latin word for silver or whatever.

Unknown_23: Carbon cringe life form.

Unknown_03: Ha ha ha ha ha!

1:58:49
Unknown_03: someone the anime avatar really wanted me to rate the game i think as far as walking simulators go it's a pretty good game it suffers some like i said in the last one it suffers some map design issues i think where um it could be a little bit more obvious where to go but then at the same time like i'm playing distracted and stuff so there wasn't

Unknown_23: really a a threat that there were instances where you had monsters and you had to sneak around however what do i what i really appreciate is the same monsters were not like

Unknown_23: Basically an alien isolation at different times. It really felt like the alien and the Robots were basically just in your way to make the game longer whereas in Soma that the monsters really felt like puzzles by themselves that you had to kind of figure out to get through and Then they didn't repeat you didn't really find the same monsters twice so and that way is a little bit refreshing and when you die it kind of sets you ahead of the monsters so you don't have to like repeat repeat the same thing over and over again because the game smartly knows that the first time you die to the monster you're now like immunized from the spook factor this the scare is over it got you you you eat you act at it and now you're done you just want to get through to the next stage so um that is i think that that design was smart that was a good choice on their part

1:59:50
Unknown_03: Alien gives you a gun and a flamethrower, so it's better.

Unknown_03: I would recommend it. I would recommend going into it blind, too. But you guys have all seen me play it now, so it doesn't work.

Unknown_03: You said you didn't like horror, but you don't seem to get scared by it at all.

Unknown_23: Well, I think it's very different to play on a stream versus playing by yourself. I don't like tension. And a lot of games, they just build up the tension and build up the tension and they give you no release. You know, like I need to feel safe. I need to like have a moment to relax and calm my nerves a bit before I continue to play. And a lot of horror games just don't do that. And the thing is, I can like pacify my nerves by just talking. when like when i get really anxious in the game i'll just yell at the monster i'll just be like fuck off and that that'll relieve a lot of tension because i know it's like it's like a soothing thing i need to feel safe that's right i need to feel safe

2:01:25
Unknown_23: What game is next? I don't know. Um, a lot of people have suggested the resident evil games. I think biohazard is one that a lot of people like a lot. People also suggest seven, which I don't know anything about.

Unknown_23: Um, I know that's horror, but like at some point you need real relief from the tension. It just keeps building.

Unknown_23: keep playing this developers games either is amnesia the dark descent i don't know how long that is um from what i understand they stopped making games i looked at like a list of games made with this engine and this was like the most recent one they made and was like in 2015 so i don't know if they just stopped making games or if they've moved to like the unreal engine and they've stopped making games with their uh their custom engine

2:02:17
Unknown_03: Amnesia Rebirth was very recent. Isn't that awful? Didn't everyone say that was awful?

Unknown_03: Mostly positive.

Unknown_03: It is.

Unknown_23: What game is this made with? This is not made with the same engine, is it? It's funny awful. Amnesia Rebirth.

Unknown_03: Engine.

Unknown_03: The HPL engine.

2:02:53
Unknown_03: Oh, I guess they did use their engine for this. And the wiki that I saw was just outdated. Interesting.

Unknown_03: there's more i could play i like i just like the walking simulator because i get to do it for a couple streams uh i get to finish it in a week and i get to move on there's some games where like jrpgs are like 70 hours long when when dark side phil says he's doing like because he's i know that he's attempted to stream like jrpgs and then you look at like his playlist

2:03:33
Unknown_23: and he has like a hundred plus videos going through a jrpg and it's like it does not matter how good of a streamer you are nobody is going to watch someone play a jrpg for 100 episodes an hour each that's just like ridiculous so

Unknown_23: dark wood i have that that's the one that's like an isometric thing where it's like you have to do stuff during the day but during the night they come that was too spooky for me uh when i was playing by myself that was uh resident evil 7 biohazard seems to be um suggested i might be playing that however that would have to wait for the new year oh this is definitely this is there's one there's um

2:04:25
Unknown_23: there is one opportunity that i might stream before the end of the year i don't want to say what it is um it's something that has been offered to me a person wants to talk to me not jim in case you're wondering not anybody in the sector someone who's actually kind of like mildly famous and i've told them that it's a bad idea and they shouldn't do it um but it's their call and if they want to do it i'll we can either wait until after the new year or we can do it before christmas so it's up to them No, it's whatever you're going to guess. It's not them. I promise you.

Unknown_23: So I told I did. I told him it's a bad idea. You don't want to do it, but it's completely up to them.

Unknown_23: So, yeah. No, literally, if you're going to guess who it is, you would you would be wrong. It's nobody. It's nobody even close to what you would think of. It's completely out of the blue. I don't want to tease anybody, but I'll mention it eventually.

Unknown_23: Britney Spears.

2:05:25
Unknown_23: It's president joe biden, you know I I found this um this song somebody sent me this song like three times in the minute. I play it Let me uh, let me just play a little sound bite sound bite of it Oh

2:06:18
Unknown_16: I'm just gonna be honest with you right now.

Unknown_01: I'm getting a fucking boner talking to you.

Unknown_01: But it's a new movement that is unifying America.

Unknown_23: It's a song called Bust Back Better by G-Mac featuring Lil Cern. And it's a song that has the hook that goes, I want to bust a million nuts in Joe Biden's mouth. It is one of the most genuinely vile, horrific songs I've ever heard. But someone keeps sending it to me, begging me to play it as an outro song for Man at the Internet. And I just don't think that's going to happen. It really is a horrific song.

2:06:52
Unknown_23: It's also very, I'm so convinced that the guy, let me just actually, can I bring this one Firefox real quick and just show you what I'm talking about?

Unknown_23: Because there's a part where he's, here, this guy right here, where he's on the TV talking.

Unknown_03: I want to show you.

Unknown_03: This right here.

Unknown_03: um i am pretty sure that this guy is of a specific demographic here right here and it's centered around shooting come it's it's centered around busting a nut into joe biden

2:07:43
Unknown_23: Pretty sure, chat. I just get the vibe. It's hard. I tried to look into it. I tried to find if this is true, my inclination.

Unknown_23: But I couldn't find any concrete evidence. I would have to do more research to discover the truth on this matter, on the question, chat, on the question.

Unknown_23: But the content of the song is very strongly making me think that.

Unknown_23: No stalking.

Unknown_23: Hey, Laura Hallberg.

2:08:18
Unknown_03: Nah, he ain't. Okay, listen.

Unknown_23: Let's see, I've been streaming for two hours, which means to unwind from this stressful situation, I might...

Unknown_23: I might do some Scribbleo. We might do some Scribbleo, Chet.

Unknown_23: It feels like a waste to only stream for two hours, you know what I'm saying? You know what I mean, Chet?

2:08:49
Unknown_23: Okay, let's see. Let's get Scribbleo.

Unknown_23: Let's not totally meme this out this time. Be a good boy and or girl and or gamer.

Unknown_03: Firefox.

Unknown_03: I'll actually switch the composition over to my side one so we can see it.

Unknown_03: OK.

2:09:21
Unknown_03: I'll randomize it a bit.

Unknown_23: Create a private room. Players, we're going to max this out.

Unknown_23: And we're only doing one round, so that's fine. And 50 second draw time to make it fair. That will be about 30 minutes per round. And we might do two of those.

Unknown_23: Okay. I am now sending over the invite link. Get in. I love how fast it's, how fast it goes.

2:09:59
Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: Um, Baldo enjoyer. Oh, geez.

Unknown_23: Fuck Ukraine. That's very antisemitic of you.

Unknown_03: Damn you. McDonald's wifi.

Unknown_03: Remember no words, no words.

2:10:34
Unknown_03: Oh, I have to put up the dog. I have to put up the dog. Give me a second. Where's my dog at?

Unknown_03: There we go. Oh, I know what it is. Hold on.

Unknown_23: Ladder respecter.

Unknown_23: What?

Unknown_23: Oh hash browns, dude Uh hash browns use. Okay. This is true when uh The forum was very very new I was I had just moved to portland and I Didn't have that I used to eat at waffle house every night because I worked on I worked for the australian still so my day night cycle was kind of fucked up and every night I would uh work in well into the morning hours and i'll go to waffle house and i'll get some hash browns as like a dinner or something

2:11:09
Unknown_23: and um

2:11:41
Unknown_23: I the fact that when I moved to oregon, there was no waffle house and I could not get hash browns And it really fucking sucked. I was really tortured over not having access to hash browns. So I um I told people this in the chat for uh, the old kiwi farms. I had like an ajax chat And they would torture me and they would bring up how tasty hash browns were all the time. So I I censored um

Unknown_23: Uh hash browns into the words big black dick in all caps So that when people said I love hash browns, it would get filtered and they would look very embarrassed I also did this with coke zero because people would bully me about how much so do I drink?

2:12:28
Unknown_03: Um I know

Unknown_23: Is this taking place around the orbit of the sun by any chance?

Unknown_24: That's what you should have drawn, the satellite.

Unknown_23: mcdonald's i didn't have a mcdonald's in walking distance i lived in the pearl which is the fancy part of portland and they didn't have many fast food restaurants the only place they had open 24 7 was a subway so i would uh i know what this no that's not that um

2:13:26
Unknown_03: Knockout seems like the perfect word, but it's not that Something to do with islam, what the fuck is this do not let lesnitsa get this all by himself I'm thumbing this down this sucks Violence

Unknown_23: That's like 3,000 points for that guy.

Unknown_03: He's like first. Actually, he's not first.

Unknown_03: The violence has escalated. What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?

2:14:28
Unknown_03: Is this like some obtuse anime reference?

Unknown_03: No letters.

Unknown_03: That's the rule.

Unknown_03: Ring a ting. Fuck you.

Unknown_03: Retard.

2:15:02
Unknown_03: Why would you pick orangutan if you can't draw?

Unknown_20: Why would you not, like... Orangutans do not go ook, first of all.

Unknown_23: I've never once in my life seen in any nature documentary or any movie an orangutan going ook, ook, ook. That is like a chimpanzee thing. I'm so pissed off about the orangutan, to be honest with you. I'm tilted.

Unknown_23: They totally did fuck you who said that holy moly.

Unknown_03: They don't go fucking ook Um Oh first fuck you

2:16:01
Unknown_23: Le-Lestinitza. Yeah, you're second this time, motherfucker.

Unknown_23: That's my personal rival for this one, because he got that one by himself.

Unknown_23: The drawing is decent. If you can't guess this one, you're retarded.

Unknown_03: Yes, it was Tyre.

Unknown_03: That was a good drawing. You just suck.

Unknown_03: I don't know what to tell you.

2:16:45
Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_03: What? Oh, fuck.

Unknown_23: Fucking retard. How did I not get that one sooner?

Unknown_23: Everyone everyone in chat is true santa believers and that was the one that had to deliberate on it the most It sounds like a mathematical thing You

2:17:28
Unknown_23: fell from third to six the competition is very tight chat competition's very tight i'm still ahead of let's see enough by only one one point though okay ching chong let's get some good drawing going

Unknown_03: How does that help?

Unknown_23: Oh no! That's the forbidden symbol. You're inciting violence. You're inciting violence. Dislike this drawing.

2:18:28
Unknown_03: You better give this one to me.

Unknown_03: What? Ah, fuck.

Unknown_03: This is a classic RuneScape reference, I think.

Unknown_23: He's doing the jig. Third. I was third to guess it.

2:19:18
Unknown_03: Hurry up.

Unknown_03: Seven letters. Hurry up.

Unknown_03: Motherfucker over here trying to figure out which color beige he wants to roll with.

Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_03: What?

2:19:53
Unknown_03: Pudding? Are you fucking kidding me? Bullshit. Pudding.

Unknown_03: No letters.

Unknown_03: I guess that counts.

Unknown_03: Like there's a way without using letters. It's against the rules.

2:20:34
Unknown_03: Insta rules.

Unknown_03: Fuck i spoiled it too. That's a good drawing. It's a good attempt How how are so few people getting this I think you're adding too many details is the issue Probably should just I would go for the flag.

2:21:18
Unknown_23: You know me I would go for the flag

Unknown_23: He even drew a he drew a pasta he drew the Gulf of uh, what's the one on the right called?

Unknown_23: the Gulf of Aden No, is that the Gulf of Aden?

Unknown_03: I'd like to Oh

2:21:52
Unknown_23: I was super late to that one. How embarrassing. Now let's see... Let's... Let's... Nitsa is... No letters.

Unknown_20: Is ahead of me. I can't believe this.

2:22:42
Unknown_03: It's a good drawing. Chocolate chat. Chocolate.

Unknown_03: Chocolate. Chocolate.

Unknown_03: How am I in fifth?

Unknown_03: I have no idea. How did Ching Chong get this?

2:23:33
Unknown_03: Pandemic. Fuck you, Ching Chong. Piece of shit.

Unknown_03: That's a hard one to draw, though. I'm trying to think how I would draw that.

2:24:27
Unknown_03: The logo was close.

Unknown_23: NASA. That's hard. That's very hard.

Unknown_23: The logo was a good attempt though every for some reason people outside the us really love to wear those nasa shirts You see them everywhere What oh that's all that's hard That's an extremely good drawing for that word though

2:25:26
Unknown_23: There's YouTube, but then there's also YouTuber as a word for this. That's very difficult.

Unknown_23: Oh, finally.

Unknown_03: Here I come, chat. You ready? This is going to take approximately 30 seconds for everyone to guess.

Unknown_03: You can't guess it?

Unknown_03: You're a fucking retard because you just saw this. 30 minutes ago.

2:26:02
Unknown_03: Oh look, look at all the retards who couldn't guess this extremely obvious thing.

Unknown_23: Satellite dish. Yeah. Oh, that's right. The dish is the thing that you put on the roof.

Unknown_25: Get fucked! Whoops.

Unknown_20: Sorry.

Unknown_20: Sorry, my brain was somewhere else. It was still in the ending of Soma. Okay, you can't give me shit for that.

2:26:37
Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_03: How embarrassing.

Unknown_23: Oh, we're in round two of three. Oh, I was last to guess.

Unknown_23: Okay, I'm now number one. So I'm going to assume that means that I won.

Unknown_23: Congratulations me for winning. Not very surprised. I'll do one more round. I'm creating a new room. Create private room. Fuck your advertisement.

2:27:10
Unknown_23: 20 players get ready get ready if you're wanting to get in you got to get ready to snipe that invite as hard as possible make sure you get your your user set up with a name and everything um i'm gonna i'm gonna add custom words can i add custom words oh oh i can't just like add them to normal english i have to like here you know what i'm gonna do some custom words i'm gonna do custom words

2:27:51
Unknown_03: Okay, hold up, hold up. Separated by a comma.

Unknown_03: Okay, I got this.

Unknown_03: I can't make them two avant-garde references because then...

Unknown_03: They're all proper nouns so far. I really fucked this up.

2:28:23
Unknown_03: Okay, I'm adding more words here. Throw in your words into chat. I'll add them.

Unknown_03: Not specific people. Yes, no, they're definitely adding some specific people.

2:29:01
Unknown_03: um um um nothing like too racist now come on well that's a good one

Unknown_03: Okay, I'm adding more, adding more. I want to get a good list going on. Oh, this is a hard one.

Unknown_23: No, I can't do that. That would be way too hard.

Unknown_03: No, you can't see the list of words. That would ruin it.

2:29:51
Unknown_03: yes i am i am deliberately adding words here come on now so i have a big advantage yes effectively

2:30:37
Unknown_03: No, I'll be, I'll be fair. I'll be fair. I'll even add not cheating. Come on now.

Unknown_23: Dude, all the, I'm adding words, the custom words to the thing. And I have to have more words than players at this point.

Unknown_03: Um, mega cheat.

Unknown_03: Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's really hard though.

2:31:21
Unknown_03: Oh, I like that one. Okay, I'm adding more, adding more.

Unknown_03: Okay, that good one, good one.

Unknown_03: Oh, I like that one.

Unknown_03: the way it's too easy i think oh oh that's a good one that's a good one okay um

2:32:24
Unknown_03: okay oh i like that one shit there's too many they're still coming in they're good okay okay i'm satisfied with this this list yeah yeah yeah okay this is um 50 seconds we're good you need at least two players okay fine here it comes boot up boot up quickly quickly

Unknown_03: It seems to be mostly the same people, I think.

Unknown_03: All right, let's go. Oh, wait, the wrong way.

Unknown_03: Okay, no.

Unknown_23: Okay, the rule is I will not guess the word unless someone else guesses it first.

2:33:20
Unknown_03: But I know what this is.

Unknown_23: There's no, there's no D in it. Oh God. Is there going to, is the situation going to be that I don't know how to spell any of these words?

Unknown_23: The words that I've added.

Unknown_03: No eggs.

2:34:02
Unknown_03: Oh, this is four letters. What is it? Oh.

Unknown_03: No way.

Unknown_02: I got it.

Unknown_25: Everyone got it before time ran out.

Unknown_02: That was great.

2:34:44
Unknown_20: Everyone knows what stuff I would add to the... Right.

Unknown_23: Everyone got that too.

Unknown_23: I've definitely augmented the game by adding my own dictionary to it.

Unknown_03: I guess the odds are pretty good that the guy got this word with his name, huh?

Unknown_23: People are desperately trying to figure out how to spell.

2:35:32
Unknown_03: Here's the ball, though. It's the ball, though, ladies and gentlemen.

Unknown_03: He didn't put it on Nick Ricada, though, which is disappointing.

Unknown_03: There's a trick to this one. There's a trick to this one.

2:36:20
Unknown_03: Very nice.

Unknown_23: So many people can't, can't figure out what the trick is. I added Christine Weston Chandler and Christian Weston Chandler. So you have to draw the right time, appropriate version of Chris.

Unknown_23: That's that's so that's, that's the trick. Make sure you don't.

Unknown_03: Yeah, it's too long.

2:36:52
Unknown_03: That was Christina.

Unknown_03: That's a very good picture. Oh, I should have spelled it Drumpf.

Unknown_23: Maybe I should have two versions of that too. One that's Trump and one that's Drumpf. So you have to like draw like a Stephen Colbert version or like the real version of Trump so people get it.

2:37:38
Unknown_03: How are people not getting this one? It's such a good drawing too.

Unknown_03: Shame on you if you're the one guy that didn't get that. The alien.

Unknown_03: Oh, geez, dude. Someone already got it. How's that possible?

2:38:24
Unknown_20: He just draws one wrong. Everyone instantly knows what it is.

Unknown_23: It was a ladder, ladies and gentlemen. We found it. We finally found the ladder after all this time. He was hiding on Scribbleo.

Unknown_03: This guy's like speed drawing this shit.

2:39:15
Unknown_23: Somehow I don't know what this is and I wrote the dictionary.

Unknown_03: Oh The word is The hand gives it away the drawing is really bad i'll be honest with you It was a troon ladies and gentlemen I tried your best slav. That's what matters

Unknown_03: Actually, I wrote this all the way out.

2:40:06
Unknown_23: I'm so shocked when people get it instantly.

Unknown_23: He's drawing the windmill of friendship to emphasize it.

Unknown_23: You can look at the fucking tip and it has three words. Why would you guess Pepe when there's like eight more letters left?

Unknown_00: Oh no.

Unknown_03: I can't believe this.

2:40:39
Unknown_03: I don't think this is accurate.

Unknown_03: This isn't going to load in time.

Unknown_23: I don't know what this is.

Unknown_23: You ran out. I have no idea what you were trying to draw. It was Kiwi Farms, though.

Unknown_03: Oh, it was Monkey Poon. It was Monkey Poon.

2:41:12
Unknown_23: Martin was the second one to guess that. I wonder if it's the real Martin. You would immediately recognize this beautiful, this beautiful creature.

Unknown_03: It was Sonichu, of course.

2:41:49
Unknown_03: God's favorite animal.

Unknown_23: He drew him with the umlauts and stuff.

Unknown_03: What was elephant? What was elephant?

Unknown_03: Hopefully, I think I added enough words that we can get through 20 rounds of this without repeating them, but we'll see.

Unknown_03: Angry. Oh no.

2:42:32
Unknown_20: Such a beautiful drawing. His legs are so tiny!

Unknown_20: That's a great drawing.

Unknown_23: This one is specifically the name, in case you're wondering.

Unknown_03: It's Ethan Ralph, of course.

Unknown_23: Stylus. Yeah, it might have been a stylus. It doesn't have that fade that they get, but I don't know if the drawing is that sophisticated.

2:43:08
Unknown_03: I have a tablet. That explains it.

Unknown_03: What is it? Oh.

Unknown_03: You need.

Unknown_23: This one would be hard to draw, but the letters help a lot.

2:43:41
Unknown_23: You should have gone for like a, like an old timey, like moonshine bottle with like the XXX on it. I would allow the letters for this cause it is a hard thing to draw.

Unknown_23: It was true in shine though, in case you're curious.

2:44:18
Unknown_23: That's a very good drawing. That's very geographical. You need the colors, though. That's the most important thing. People recognize the flag.

Unknown_03: I keep saying this.

Unknown_23: It was Russia. It was Russia.

Unknown_03: That's why he highlighted Moscow.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I don't know how he didn't get that.

Unknown_23: He lived there. Come on, now. If he drew the flag, it would have been instant.

Unknown_23: Did you really pick the same word that we got from before? Come on. Maybe they were all, they all must've been repeats. I didn't, I think I added like 20, but that is a better drawing.

2:44:55
Unknown_03: That's pretty good.

Unknown_23: He picked a repeat just so he could dab on the other guys.

Unknown_03: They were all repeats. Okay. Sorry.

Unknown_03: I thought I added enough. I added more than 20.

2:45:36
Unknown_02: That's very good.

Unknown_03: Let's get a fish.

Unknown_23: The depths of my imagination chat.

Unknown_23: i'm really nervous now i thought i added like 20 or 30 words but they might all be repeats i'm sorry i'm sorry i know they're all repeats i tried to add it enough that there wouldn't be like okay i got this one get ready get ready i want to see how fast it takes you guys to guess this

2:46:27
Unknown_03: My drawing is shit.

Unknown_20: It's a three-lettered thing and they can't get it because my drawing is so bad. I tried my best.

Unknown_24: I tried to make him freezing.

Unknown_23: Okay, that's the round.

Unknown_23: All right, I will refine my dictionary for a later day, but for now, we are done, ladies and gentlemen.

2:47:07
Unknown_23: Well, thank you for watching me play Soma. I hope you have enjoyed the game, playthrough of the game.

Unknown_23: Hopefully you enjoyed Scribble.

Unknown_23: Like I said, this is probably the last stream of the year, unless that person wants to talk to me before the new year.

Unknown_23: If not, I will see you on January 6th. there is one more thing i am publishing to the gumroad i intend to watch a very infamously bad uh christmas movie and i'll do like a little highlight reel of like all the terrible things in it unless it's like so bad it's not even funny in which case i'll find something else i'll definitely do something for the gumroad though for for christmas oh no january 6th now stay home don't go to the capital we're just going to be watching the streams comfy streams

2:47:57
Unknown_23: and uh yeah i'll see you when i see you have a merry christmas everybody have a happy new year have a i guess if you're uh orthodox you celebrate christmas after my next stream but the rest of you merry christmas and i'll see you i see you bye