SOMA (pt. 2) - Bad at Video Games 2022-12-11

0:00:03
Unknown_25: OBS configured Cancer juice cracked open cold and fresh Bladder empty for at least an hour and a half Yeah, I think it's game in time. I think it's game in time chip At late fuck off all this nonsense. I hear every time berated every time I go live Drive a man crazy I want to clarify something for the class, for those of you who are with us early, who may have remembered the previous episode of SOMA.

Unknown_25: I did not intentionally torture Semen Semenchenko on the conveyor belt. Someone left a very nasty comment saying that I was like a psychopath because I deliberately tortured that robot. I thought it was a scripted death sequence and it took me like 30 seconds to realize that he would continue to scream until I turned the thing off again. i did it did not occur to me that my choices in the game actually impacted what would be happening in the game um i have not been spoiled with such things uh frequently enough to have it registered my my autistic brain so i don't i don't want to hear this

0:01:35
Unknown_25: on the last episode um the main character simon i think simon jarrett is the name that comes to mind um

Unknown_25: uh you okay so you go to a doctor's office and you sit down for a brain scan then you wake up and then facility there's an evil robot that's hunting you and you're thinking what the fuck the robots in the facility think that they are people and then it occurs to you that you're probably well i mean your character is apparently the biggest fucking retard on the planet and no none of the human robots can explain things like straightforward and deliberate way Um, but it's pretty obvious that when your brain was scanned, it was like re like reloaded into some kind of diving suit, um, a hundred years in the future.

0:02:28
Unknown_25: At least that's what I think has happened so far.

Unknown_25: So we are on it on the mission to, uh,

Unknown_25: bring the human consciousness stored on what's called the arc of this underwater like sea lab 2021 type thing going on um to phi or phi i think it might be phi which is the final part of the aquatic uh base which can be used to launch things into space from the middle of the atlantic ocean i don't know how that works but it does apparently it's called the space elevator or space cannon and we're going to shoot human consciousness on the Ark into space to save what remains of humanity because everybody else is fucking dead due to a mass extinction event on the planet. All this sounds really like a terrible idea. It probably is. There's like a question of what is human? What is consciousness? Is a machine that's programmed to replicate human emotion actually a human? That's what they're going for, I think.

0:03:06
Unknown_25: So we will answer this question. Chat got on my case for killing Simon Simonchenko, who was a main character, in the first part of the game. And then I very quickly decided to unplug a black lady in this part of the station, I think, or the last part of the station. Because she was obviously in agony. Her body was splayed open and there was cords hanging out of her. I'm just saying, if I walked into a hospital... and I saw a random person in that state, I would unplug them from life support. No questions asked. Somebody's like, well, you didn't talk to her to see what she wanted. She's obviously in fucking agony. I don't need to talk to her. I can see with my eyes, my robot eyes, and make determinations with that.

0:03:49
Unknown_25: uh let's read the super chats on the fly innocent robot murderer for 10 says says innocent robot murderer for 10. oh that's very helpful why do people really enjoy listening to me like fail to say things that are obviously designed to to trip me up and kolya dante for 150 says i missed a couple of streams here's your back pay for talking about retards and failing to locate ladders thank you kolya I think you've tipped, like, every single stream. I don't know what you're talking about, but I appreciate it. And PHHP for 10 says, Sneed 2, Chuck Sherman. With that, let us play the video. We have just arrived at...

0:04:43
Unknown_25: data station and uh there's some bloody moss on the ground here and how's the game look by the way i with the video encoding since i saw that the video encoding settings were awful someone pointed out that there was like artifacting throughout the entire game and i determined that it was not so i with it a bit

0:05:26
Unknown_23: Did I fuck it up?

Unknown_25: Oh no, I've embedded... With the force of my robot might, I have embedded this, I think, critical fire extinguisher into a door. I think I need it to break this window. Let's see if I can find something else to break the window open.

Unknown_25: This construction sign might do the job.

Unknown_25: Doesn't need to be the mighty fire extinguisher. Apparently my robot arms can break open anything that I need open We're here We're here Okay, great time to hijack ourselves a submarine there will be nothing stopping us when we have the dumb bat You guys sure have a lot of machines and vehicles down here

0:06:26
Unknown_08: What makes this one so special?

Unknown_32: It's the only transport that can go into the Abyss without cracking like a can of soup.

Unknown_08: If this is one of a kind, then how did they get the Ark down the Abyss in the first place?

Unknown_32: That's a good question. I suppose they did it the hard way and just walked.

Unknown_08: Didn't realize that was an option. Cath, what's it like inside the Ark? Is it like a movie or virtual reality?

Unknown_32: No, of course not. It's, you know, like real life, but slightly better. Pleasant temperature, clean air, good weather.

0:06:58
Unknown_25: I can't say that's racist. I apologize. That's what Catherine would say. She's a horrible racist. It's German.

Unknown_32: Yes. Attached to a probe fueled by solar panels, it could survive for thousands of years.

Unknown_08: That's amazing. Just thinking about the earth being what it is and us setting out to save the final remains of humanity, it's... it's heroic uh at least it feels worth doing here we go the dunbat oh damn it i knew it was too good to be true what's wrong she's a good voice actor she reminds me of like it's quarantined hold on i don't know what she's definitely like like the voice actor for simon is like bad it's we don't write these he's got like a personality maybe someone's still around who can tell us what it is

0:07:50
Unknown_32: sure let's go with that i'll just unlock firewatch is she the same is she the lady that that you in firewatch no i i i gotta kill catherine i have to get revenge for my boy in firewatch uh site status operational great

Unknown_25: My life support system is controlled by the WAU, which is AI, but it's not like a human brain AI. Wow, this is a big station.

Unknown_08: Looks like all your friends moved downstairs.

Unknown_32: Why abandon the gate? And the habitat? That's so strange.

Unknown_32: I don't like this at all.

Unknown_25: They're all fucking dead at that. There's no way that they programmed that many characters. There's gonna be like one or two still alive.

Unknown_25: oh yeah here we go cease missing deceased deceased so there's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one um but we're only on delta oh we're on theta sorry so there's like like eight characters that's one i thought okay what am i doing

0:09:10
Unknown_25: They really need, like, a thing. Don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I don't know.

Unknown_32: We need to find someone who knows the cipher.

Unknown_25: Okay.

Unknown_32: It's the only way to fire up the Dunbat.

Unknown_25: Okay. I got you. I understand that. We're doing the map. Main level. I'm here. Nobody's here. Um, level one, there's supposed to be people, so we go to main level, look up.

Unknown_25: Um, I don't see where the stairs, how the stairs connect.

Unknown_25: I guess I'm going over there, and I'll figure out what I'm doing.

0:09:43
Unknown_25: Let's go chat. The black box locations are the locations of the staff, I would assume. Okay, I'm up here.

Unknown_25: Look around, I guess.

Unknown_25: Looking for a black box.

0:10:21
Unknown_30: Oh.

Unknown_08: It's almost as if there's a spooky monster here.

Unknown_25: It's gonna try to kill me.

Unknown_25: I don't know why I assumed there would be anything in there. There's not really like collectibles or secrets to be found.

Unknown_25: Oh my God, a mirror. I am a diving suit.

0:10:57
Unknown_25: And my flashlight's on my face.

Unknown_25: That explains everything.

Unknown_25: That's why they put this room in here. What great design. Okay, moving on. Can you not fucking do that shit?

Unknown_32: Hello.

0:11:33
Unknown_25: This seems important.

Unknown_25: This is like a diagram, like an electrical diagram. I don't know why this is locked up.

Unknown_25: Nobody in here. Not allowed.

Unknown_25: Not allowed. Not allowed.

0:12:06
Unknown_25: Catherine's room, right? You're really stuck on that one.

Unknown_32: I'm just worried about my colleagues.

Unknown_25: Emojin Reed tested a machine today. It was clearly corrupted by WoW, but more importantly, it was assembled in a seemingly primitive way, like someone had specifically created for WoW to steal. When activated, the machine mimicked the room and Reed along with it. At some point, she was scanned and then loaded as a simulation into the digital space. The presentation shock reading was quickly terminated. It scares me how much it reminds me of my AR capsule. After dissecting the vivarium machine that Reid activated, it is clear that while I copied my capsule project to construct the scene to hold Reid's simulation, it is actually very similar in construction except for one point when my capsule houses flat people constructed from model neurographs. The vivarium's brain scan lives on and isn't limited by content. When the original brain scan of Reid emerged, the Reid inside the vivarium was a perfect copy. I have it. I can save humanity. I can build an artificial reality capsule. This is Catherine. This is the lady on the machine. And she's explaining how she's cloning people, I guess. And how the AI can also clone people. The pilot seat's already to allow diffraction. I needed to capture the scan. I suspect WoW has been using the seat to steal scans from us for a while. I guess that explains the mockingbirds. The WoW must have stolen scans from people using the pilot seat and used it as a basis for influence.

0:13:27
Unknown_25: Sort of the art project much in the space It's nice to think something will live on like that marks ring killed himself after a scan He has been suggesting everyone should kill themselves as it would somehow allow them to actually get on the ark I'm, not sure how that would work. They trigger a lot of arguments among staff and apparently it's my fault somehow Dromaya is not happy with me. Hope will come down so she's explaining Um ai templates unfolded

Unknown_25: I don't know that's... I don't know that Reed didn't go all intro right.

Unknown_24: It's too real.

Unknown_25: Weird. Uh... So I guess the AI is also cloning people for some reason? I guess those are the evil guys? I actually don't know.

Unknown_08: What's with the junk? Looks like something you'd fish out of the ocean for.

Unknown_25: Wow, rude.

Unknown_32: Oh, you mean... Yeah, that's a part of Reed's vivarium. It's... It's a long story. Forget it.

0:14:14
Unknown_25: Good walks into her room, reads all her shit, and then is like, Bitch, how do you live like this? Looks homemade.

Unknown_32: That's my attempted building of a variant. It's kind of a proto-ARC.

Unknown_25: Okay. I'm done with that room. Changing. Restricted area.

Unknown_25: Not so restricted anymore.

0:14:46
Unknown_27: Did you know that the human body consists of up to 75 trillion individual cells?

Unknown_27: They typically don't stay with us till we die. Some live a few days while others live a few years. We're not affected by their short lifespans as they're replaced by new cells which help sustain our bodies. I don't think anyone would argue that we ever lose our persona due to this process.

Unknown_27: Yet we are clearly in a the same a continuous flow of thought and perception keeps an unbroken chain of continuity that we know as our self our conscious mind is not the pattern of our brain but a continuous emergent entity based on that pattern when dr chun originates the ark She is capturing a moment of our existence and placing it inside the digital world.

0:15:41
Unknown_27: So you and your digital you will grow apart due to diverging experiences. But for a tiny window, you are the very same. With unbroken continuity, it will live on.

Unknown_27: A fulfilling life, no doubt. No less real than the one from which it was plucked.

Unknown_27: Now remember, you are not your own.

Unknown_26: I disagree.

Unknown_27: I disagree with this. You can't really do pieces of ship paradox with your, like, a person.

0:16:39
Unknown_25: I get what they're going for, though, but I disagree. The note says, Dear friends, when you read this, I will have entered the Ark. As I've explained, this is accomplished by casing, by choosing to live as your skin is being completed, to not

Unknown_25: Brighton, Catherine, I will do this in secret by folding cyanide salts into chewing gum and chewing it in my mouth before seeing her.

0:17:15
Unknown_25: When I hear... I cannot read the cast. I apologize if this is agonizing to people.

Unknown_25: When I hear her announce completion, I will bite down quickly, causing my own demise. When you discover the...

Unknown_25: the something behind my death no there's no something no reason no tragedy to mourn for i something something

0:17:53
Unknown_25: I advise you all to do the same and join me inside the ark. Sincerely, Martz Serang. Oh my god. I'm such a fucking idiot. I could have just clicked it and read the text.

Unknown_24: Okay, let's move on.

Unknown_24: Move on very quickly now.

Unknown_25: This guy shitted himself.

0:18:29
Unknown_25: What, he just slit his throat on the bed sheet and they didn't even fucking clean it up?

Unknown_25: What a slob.

Unknown_25: We're all dying. I'm all in. I put my faith in surrounding the Continuate. So I guess everyone killed themselves because they're on the Ark.

Unknown_25: Um, some guys riding a horse.

Unknown_25: Picture of a kitty cat. Um, it looks like

Unknown_25: Ferris wheel. Is that the one in England? The Eye or whatever?

Unknown_25: And then there's a happy diverse group on the Ark. That's nice.

0:19:02
Unknown_25: Anything cool in here?

Unknown_25: Who the fuck just hummed?

Unknown_25: Someone just hummed, chat. I'm not liking this.

Unknown_25: Yeah.

0:19:33
Unknown_25: That's weird.

Unknown_25: Anything in here? I'm always surprised by all the health checkpoints they give you, because you don't really take damage that much.

Unknown_25: Yeah, I'm not liking that.

0:20:07
Unknown_25: Okay, I guess this is not the right way.

Unknown_24: Um, hmm.

Unknown_25: I'm not liking the static. Is fucking Catherine dead or some shit?

0:20:41
Unknown_25: I didn't mean to actually kill Catherine, chat. Find someone who knows the security cipher. Okay, well, fine. Let me take a look at the map again, actually.

Unknown_25: Um, so... Get up there, and then I'm in, like, a hallway that can go left or right.

Unknown_25: Actually, where the fuck is the habitat at?

Unknown_25: There's that long hallway with all those rooms. They're gonna show up in this shit. This map is fucked up, too This map is shit this map is literally not fucking useful Some of these nuts That's a good one The arc is just second life Someone made a thread on this Habbo Hotel-esque My Little Pony game called... I don't know what it's called.

0:21:31
Unknown_25: But that's what the second arc is. The arc is just the pony game.

Unknown_32: Welcome to my place. When I started the ARC project, I pretty much lived in this lab.

Unknown_01: Cozy.

Unknown_08: Why is it covered in fucking tentacles? This is where I was doing the ARC scans. So you saved the whole staff digitally on these chips?

0:22:11
Unknown_29: That was the plan.

Unknown_08: Damaged.

Unknown_08: Broken.

Unknown_08: Bust.

Unknown_32: An intact memory chip. If we're lucky, we might be able to extract the cipher from it.

Unknown_25: What about the people?

0:22:43
Unknown_25: It's, it, what's really alienating to me is that these are, like, I'm supposed to be, like, so these are the entire staff and their memory chips are just, like, completely fucking ruined. And that's, like, so they're, like, dead dead. Like, their hope of being immortalized is, like, fucked. But...

Unknown_25: Catherine who lived with these people who should be upset that they're all fucking like Every single person here is like completely fried It's just like oh great a wonderful memory chip like bitch if you ain't fucking crying. Why would I be crying?

0:23:26
Unknown_25: It really is Chinese

Unknown_25: Well, her last name was like Chin or some shit, right? I have to reset the sub vault, it says. Okay, let me go back because I got the membership now.

Unknown_01: How dare you.

0:23:58
Unknown_01: To save the environment we must all live on the ark. You will have no needs or wants.

Unknown_32: You will have no ecological damage.

Unknown_08: Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Unknown_32: The terminals in my laboratory have lost connection to the mainframe. Head downstairs and reset the router.

Unknown_24: Downstairs?

Unknown_01: You will own nothing. You will live on the chip. You will be happy.

0:25:09
Unknown_22: Oh no.

Unknown_22: It's still alive.

Unknown_22: Yeah, this is fucked. How do I shut this off?

Unknown_25: There's no off button in here.

0:25:41
Unknown_24: I guess I'm gimpy because I jumped.

Unknown_25: Let me stop jumping off high shit.

Unknown_22: This is Catherine's laboratory.

Unknown_25: This doesn't look like an evil laboratory at all. I hear lots of good, healthy, productive science is making place in this fucking animal.

0:26:15
Unknown_25: Uh oh. Grim's getting on with you. Stop shambling at me, you fuckhead.

Unknown_25: Really?

Unknown_25: Oh, he's really pissed.

Unknown_25: Damn, he's fast, too. Fuck off!

Unknown_25: Sorry, buddy. Oh wait, I didn't do it in time.

0:27:10
Unknown_25: Actually?

Unknown_25: Reset router?

Unknown_25: Mainframe, where's the router at?

Unknown_25: Okay, react soon. So there's gonna be something else in this room that I have to find that's a router. Let's see, big cord coming from the mainframe to this fucking thing.

0:28:09
Unknown_25: Yo, this shit gotta die, man. Is this, like, following me?

Unknown_25: Where's the router at?

0:28:52
Unknown_25: Stop following me.

Unknown_25: Piece of shit.

Unknown_25: Araxia sounds, yes I get it. I'm crawling around on the fucking ground as far as I possibly can.

Unknown_25: I will crawl around looking for a router. Gotta reset the router.

0:29:23
Unknown_24: Gotta find the router.

Unknown_24: Reset the router. Actually, I've been done here.

Unknown_25: Behind the ladder, brilliantly.

Unknown_25: Though, if he, like, reacts to the sound, then there should be no issue with the fucking flashlight, right?

0:30:14
Unknown_25: Oh, it's right here, I see.

0:30:46
Unknown_22: Can I leave?

Unknown_25: He wants the Robussy.

Unknown_24: 16 seconds. Okay.

Unknown_25: I have to do it again

0:32:02
Unknown_24: Okay, fuck off. Douchebag.

Unknown_25: I have to confirm this stupid fucking thing. Oh.

Unknown_22: Fucking dip bed just like hobbling around and shit

0:33:01
Unknown_25: I feel bad for all the people glued to the wall that I can't kill. If only I had brought like a... ...hyper-inch or something. Yeah, fuck you.

Unknown_25: Am I now allowed to leave?

Unknown_25: Reform orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton for one says be jams and I was plugged for 350 says face cam when you know you're playing bullets on Your apartment like a scared pee baby. I'm not doing face Do you know like following me around okay, fuck you Oh Fuck you open doors you piece of shit. Oh

0:33:40
Unknown_26: Really?

0:34:27
Unknown_25: He's like a yappy dog. That was real fucking hilarious.

Unknown_08: This better have worked. I'm not going down there again.

Unknown_25: I wonder why everyone abandoned this level of the station. It's a mystery We should try running a simulation from the chip you found someone must know the cipher I Don't do that like some shit I gotta run a simulation from the chip you found where I

0:35:30
Unknown_25: I'm gonna guess that this is not here then it's gonna be up in the I guess

Unknown_29: The wow is fixing you?

0:36:29
Unknown_25: Are you the bad guy?

Unknown_32: Where?

Unknown_24: Now what?

Unknown_30: Oh, I see. Um... Not Kojima...

0:37:16
Unknown_25: From Greenland. What the fuck? It's not even a nationality. She's just Danish.

Unknown_25: Korean. Killed herself or killed himself because of community.

Unknown_25: Delta refugee. Construct wrangler. He's working for Schrodinger.

Unknown_25: DC American the thing of this game was not made by Americans People from the District of Columbia are simply called American. They're not like a like a subset Suicide HK Chinese well at this point Hong Kong has been a part of China for 100 years more than 100 years and 104 years. I

0:38:03
Unknown_25: the lazy in polish very specific uh i should read these things anything plus can cut the wave leak from the hammer north englander that's these are like so specific that's not a nationality

Unknown_25: Always cheerful.

0:38:33
Unknown_25: Bet you'd help me construct the Ark, but not carry it to Fi. Okay, that's better.

Unknown_32: No, it won't work. We need someone from Theta Security Group.

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_24: Hmm...

Unknown_25: That one won't work either look for security people at cronstead or stromeyer Well, bitch you did not include any fucking information about their job

0:39:35
Unknown_25: Dishuan Chinese. Let's try him.

Unknown_32: Dishuan.

Unknown_25: Ah. I know my Chinaman.

Unknown_32: Chinaman.

Unknown_25: Use the computer to activate the simulation. I like this door.

0:40:17
Unknown_25: Simulation assets.

Unknown_25: Does it have a name? I guess not.

Unknown_25: Oh, shit.

Unknown_25: Fucked up.

Unknown_25: Well, he's from Sichuan.

Unknown_25: Let's say it's up north, so we'll go to a ski lodge.

0:40:50
Unknown_25: Maybe not. I can't remember if that's south or north.

Unknown_25: They don't have beaches either way.

Unknown_25: Where's the other thingy at? There's supposed to be another chip, right?

Unknown_25: Why is this chair so fucking heavy? Get out of my way.

Unknown_25: Okay, that one had a chip. There's porn bots in the chat.

0:41:22
Unknown_25: Oh, let me get my phone so I can ban it without... I don't have my phone.

Unknown_25: Sexy girls in your town tonight? More like, no. More like, get banned, idiot.

0:41:55
Unknown_25: Imagine coming to this audience thinking that they'd be interested in sexy girls in your town tonight. Good luck with that.

Unknown_25: Multiple people confirming that my jokes are very clever. Thank you, thank you.

Unknown_25: No girls are that exactly. When we build our ark, it's gonna be... It's gonna be like a Nick Valente's paradise. Just bros hanging out.

0:42:30
Unknown_25: Just the bros living a Christian ethno-paradise.

Unknown_25: Um... What? How do I... How do I read the fucking chat on my... You know...

Unknown_25: YouTube really is just the worst fucking thing on the planet. It really is.

Unknown_25: I'll try to go to... I can log into my studio. I go to the page, and then I try to open up the thing on my phone, and it just does not load. The chat, which is where I need to see messages.

0:43:01
Unknown_25: Hurry before chat disappears. Well, it's too late now. It's already been pushed off.

Unknown_25: Okay, but now I have it open.

Unknown_25: So if I see it again, I'll ban it. Don't worry.

Unknown_25: An 11... Wait.

Unknown_25: RungleNotMad just disappointed for once. He says, just play System Shock 2, you spice. I refuse. That would be, like, very long. And 11BenevolentElephants for $3.50 says, the year 2030, the last genie bot desperately comes to launch the kiwi farm satellite to rank the space as true in StarCraft shows. That's true. This will be what happens to us. We'll launch them.

0:43:34
Unknown_25: The digital archives of the failure of our species will be recorded for all eternity.

Unknown_25: What module? Can I just run it?

Unknown_16: It doesn't need a module.

Unknown_16: That wasn't so bad. This room is really going to be worked up.

Unknown_25: I can abort him.

Unknown_16: What?

Unknown_02: What is this? Where am I? Relax, Mr. Wong. Just keep calm. Dr. Chun? What the hell is this place?

Unknown_32: I don't have time to explain. I need you to give me the new security cipher. Why are you doing this?

0:44:08
Unknown_14: Is this some trick? I'm not giving you anything.

Unknown_32: It's not for me. I'm trying to save the Ark.

Unknown_26: I will abort you.

Unknown_14: No, you're lying. This is all a lie. Look at this place. It's a fucking joke. Get me out of here, Charo. Punch your teeth in.

Unknown_08: Oh, no. Did we just bring that guy to life? I mean, he's a perfect scan, meant for the Ark. He's the real deal.

Unknown_08: And we turned him off.

Unknown_08: Took it all away again.

Unknown_32: I really thought that was going to work.

Unknown_32: Maybe we can try again.

0:44:39
Unknown_22: That wasn't so bad.

Unknown_16: This robot really got me worked up, bastard.

Unknown_16: What?

Unknown_25: Hello.

Unknown_16: How did I get here?

Unknown_25: This is a dream.

Unknown_16: Welcome back, Mr. Watt.

Unknown_25: Give me the security code, please. I am Jesus. What happened?

Unknown_32: What is this place? Everything's fine. Thaden needs your help.

Unknown_28: We need the new security cipher.

Unknown_14: Dr. Chun?

Unknown_14: I hear your voice, but there's no one here. There's no one here.

Unknown_14: It's empty. It's too empty.

Unknown_14: There's something really wrong with this place. It's not real. This isn't real. I have to get out of here.

0:45:16
Unknown_08: We need to turn it off. Can we just keep him alive until we've got the cipher? Really, bro? The longer he's exposed to the computer model, the more he'll get hung up on it. So what's wrong with letting him settle in a little?

Unknown_32: It would drive him insane. So let's keep the session short and the suffering to a minimum.

Unknown_16: Welcome to the dark abyss sir. You are a sleepy boy.

0:45:53
Unknown_02: You're in the machine still. There's no need to worry. I think we need to build the scene so it's more what he'd expect.

Unknown_08: As soon as he starts to doubt, we've lost him.

Unknown_32: You're right. We need to think this through. We need some more data.

Unknown_08: I need the other module.

0:46:34
Unknown_25: What's the module that I need? I've looked around. Wait, what's this? I can't move this. This has to be something.

Unknown_22: All these are fucked up.

Unknown_22: Um...

0:47:10
Unknown_25: I mean, the thing says modules. Like, there has to be a module or something.

Unknown_25: Like, make him not retarded.

Unknown_25: You just put it in by accident. No, I put it in the thing. The other, like, the environment module.

Unknown_25: I'm talking about the other module.

Unknown_25: This down here, it says module.

Unknown_25: I need a module.

Unknown_25: Um... I mean, if it's not in here, I don't know what the fuck else it would be in. Do I have to, like, check her room? There was some dialogue about shit in her room.

0:47:46
Unknown_25: Actually, in here, is there any shit in here?

Unknown_32: Wait, hold on.

Unknown_09: Let me get this thing.

Unknown_25: Mojin Reed.

0:48:33
Unknown_25: Let's do the scan room.

Unknown_25: and the float tank and versailles corrupted data restricted file okay fine i guess i don't have that option then okay fine there's only one possible thing i can do and i don't know why the there's no module data buffer uh straski come in i need help in the lab the scan room

0:49:31
Unknown_19: What happened?

Unknown_31: Conrad killed himself after the scan.

Unknown_19: Jesus, how?

Unknown_31: A maser tool? What should I do?

Unknown_19: I'm gonna need to tell Strohmeyer.

Unknown_28: No, please. I'm so close. Strohmeyer's gonna shut down the Ark project. It's not my fault people keep killing themselves.

Unknown_19: Katherine, what are you gonna do?

Unknown_19: It's not like you can sneak a 300-pound body out of the lab.

Unknown_25: I know that fuck Catherine, are you okay?

0:50:05
Unknown_25: No, dude, someone just killed themselves. Are you like a fucking retard? Jesus, I thought I was like a spurg that was detached from human emotions. Come on now.

Unknown_32: Ah I see what check the terminal. I just want to make sure nan comp Impress Nakajima Neurograph continuous time 21 milliseconds Japanese

Unknown_25: Berg. Impress Nakajima Neurograph. Paul Berg. Canadian.

Unknown_25: I can erase the data?

0:50:40
Unknown_25: Kinda mean.

Unknown_08: What's the doctor?

Unknown_08: You are one of Dr. Munchie's templates.

Unknown_32: The legacy scan.

Unknown_07: The model was sound. It should have worked. It's not your fault, David. I really wish things had turned out differently. Yeah, me too. I was supposed to save you. Hey, you got my brain on file. Maybe you can put it to some use.

0:51:15
Unknown_07: Yeah. Who knows?

Unknown_07: You'd be okay with that? Using it for my research? Sure.

Unknown_07: It's like a part of me lives on or something.

Unknown_08: Like a donated organ.

Unknown_08: You know what sucks about dying? What? The crash.

Unknown_08: Everything up till now. The brain damage. You guys. Everything.

0:51:49
Unknown_08: It's made my life so much more real.

Unknown_08: I started thinking about all the things I was going to do.

Unknown_08: I'd never been more excited to be alive.

Unknown_08: All that hope.

Unknown_08: Wasted.

Unknown_07: We've worked everything out. Everything is legal. Belched for by Dr. Peek and Professor Way. Oh, that's great news. No big change in medication. You'll be taking an aspirin every morning, but that's about it. Paul worked out a diet with some variations you should try out. You can continue doing physical therapy. Also, there's some extra cardio training every other day. Okay, getting complicated. Don't worry, it's really not. We're gonna keep an eye on you every week, so we'll be able to adjust the plan if needed.

0:52:22
Unknown_25: This guy fucked up. He wasn't a very good doctor, though, I'm trying to say.

Unknown_07: What's a legacy scan?

Unknown_32: They're historic templates for AI construction. Any self-respecting engineer wouldn't use legacies anymore, but they're grateful learning. They come with every development kit.

0:52:57
Unknown_08: So my brain scan turned into a template for artificial intelligence.

Unknown_32: You should be proud.

Unknown_08: So much for that mystery. No magic or time travel needed. I was here all along. Waiting for someone to shove a picture like brain into a suit and hit the power button wait, so They're in um in video stuff like There's an open source video called like the big bunny I think it's called the big bunny and it's just like this really stupid video and it's about like a big rabbit And he just does something it's like a three minute long, but it's like it's public domain.

0:53:34
Unknown_25: It's like a An open source video that you can load up in Blender and play around with the animations. It's like professional quality animation that's been released to public domain in various formats.

Unknown_25: Big Buck Bunny. Yeah, that's it. So this is a video that you see a lot. Like if someone's demonstrating like a video player for a website or some sort of tool for Blender, you'll often find Big Buck Bunny on it because this is like a professional studio quality short film that is completely free to use for whatever you want. So his brain got like turned into Big Buck Bunny and now like amateur AI enthusiasts are like loading him up into different torture simulations forever. That's what it sounds like to me.

0:54:06
Unknown_25: That wasn't so bad.

Unknown_16: Stroma really got me worked up, bastard.

Unknown_02: What? Where did he... Alice? The scan is done. Are you feeling all right, Mr. Wong?

Unknown_32: Chun? Where's Alice? She's fine. We don't have much time, Mr. Wong. I need the new security cipher. What? Why? Why would you need that?

0:54:46
Unknown_16: This is the trick.

Unknown_30: What the fuck?

Unknown_08: What the fuck? Um, wait. I guess I'll just try again.

Unknown_25: And she'll try to be not retarded this time.

0:55:25
Unknown_16: Hello, it's me, Alice.

Unknown_32: Oh, is this the same one?

Unknown_32: This setup won't work. We need something else.

Unknown_25: Yeah, I figured that out, bitch.

0:56:07
Unknown_25: There has to be something else in, like, the other room. See, that's Brandon. There was something in Catherine's room.

Unknown_32: Here we go. Brandon Wan's room. I'll just override the lock for you.

Unknown_32: If we get to know him, maybe we can make the simulation a little smoother.

Unknown_25: Brandon, I'm really a mess about the scan. Everyone else is being so brazen. All smiles, no regrets. You know how you said you would hold my hand during the scan? If that offer still stands, I gratefully accept. If we do it together, we could suffer the hangover together as well. They say it takes a couple days to recover. Kisses, Alice. A letter from someone named Alice.

0:56:48
Unknown_08: They were together during the scan. You know her?

Unknown_32: He was close with Koster. I would not have expected that. Staff, Brendan Wan, ma'am.

Unknown_25: Is 177CM short?

Unknown_25: Chinese, Hong Kong, service, recorded duty, 2110, professor, Wrangler? What the fuck is a Wrangler? Security clearance, EEC.

0:57:21
Unknown_25: Hmm. Eat the rice, pay the price.

Unknown_25: Cute. Good to know. Maybe we can use that somehow. Grimhair told me that the hangar would basically kill me, such an asshole. I was fine at first, but I got into a splitting headache a couple hours later. The biggest pain was that Chun girl. She is so fucking uncomfortable at all times, it makes my skin crawl.

0:57:57
Unknown_25: Wow. Strollmimer went ballistic and shut down all future scans of the art project. Apparently Conrad wanted to ignore the continuity and just fried himself right in the pilot seat after the scan. Something tells me you'll be getting new security ciphers. Just heard that the Kumo Rebi survey team has went to Delta to pick up Akers. He's been alone for months now. Can I ask you a question?

Unknown_25: Maybe I should, the guy, should do the thing.

Unknown_25: Look, it's Grandparent. And guess what they're doing? That's right, Grandparent Cry. Because Broken Branch.

0:58:29
Unknown_25: Grandparent Cry. Very sad, in many such cases.

Unknown_25: Grand Canyon.

Unknown_25: Um, looks like a German castle or some shit.

Unknown_25: Fairchild award Why it's too heavy it's too heavy for my spindly arms to pick up what the fuck ever Uh chinese stuff chinese boats ants Nothing of interest

0:59:14
Unknown_25: Okay. Did I get the thing that we need from here? Wait.

Unknown_20: Brandon, you ready to go? Strohmeyer says it's time to move.

Unknown_15: I'm waiting for Stratsky and Alvaro to pack up their stuff. Head downstairs and I'll meet you there.

Unknown_20: Don't take too long.

Unknown_15: Don't worry. We're right behind you.

Unknown_08: I just heard Alice talking to Brandon on the intercom. Seems like they were getting ready to leave.

Unknown_32: You got that from the intercom? Must be a transmission buffer. Hang on.

0:59:46
Unknown_32: Great, this is exactly what we need. I think we got this, Simon. I can synthesize Alice's voice from the intercom and use it to impersonate her for the simulation. We can trick him into feeling safe enough to open up.

Unknown_08: Great. Definitely feeling good about this.

Unknown_32: Good job with the intercom. I didn't know you could data mine. What's it like?

Unknown_08: It's just something that I do now.

Unknown_32: So it comes naturally to you. That's really interesting.

Unknown_25: It comes naturally to me. Like other curious things.

1:00:21
Unknown_25: Um, wow. So Catherine is a psychopath. Let's do it.

Unknown_16: That wasn't so bad. Stromar really got me worked up. Bastard.

Unknown_16: Well, that's what you get for listening to his stories. I guess I had it coming.

Unknown_25: Hey, babe. What's the security cipher?

Unknown_30: He said he needed a new cipher ASAP. What should I tell him?

Unknown_30: It's all right. I can talk to him. Wait. Didn't Sean just tell you to take it easy?

Unknown_03: Don't worry. I'm not going to tell anyone.

1:00:53
Unknown_16: I do feel hungover. Okay. It's 1729 over 42. 12 over 407. Got it? Yeah, I got it.

Unknown_20: I'm sorry, Mr. DeLong. Red.

Unknown_20: Goodbye.

Unknown_25: Oh, no. My GF deleted.

Unknown_32: That's enough. We got what we need. Is that what we are?

Unknown_08: Simulation?

Unknown_25: I don't even want to take these with me. They just fall out now as props.

1:01:27
Unknown_23: Yeah, don't bother with the crew.

Unknown_30: I'm not sure what to do with the data.

Unknown_25: Yeah, I'm shutting that shit down. That's fucking satanic, bro.

Unknown_25: Come on, Brandon. Let's go.

Unknown_32: Let's go Brandon, let's go!

1:02:14
Unknown_32: There you are. Just warming up the Dunbat for us. It's been collecting dust for months, so it might need a minute.

Unknown_32: Okay, that's it.

Unknown_25: It's gone.

Unknown_32: That's everything. Let's go ahead and... Huh. That's weird.

Unknown_32: Never mind.

Unknown_08: What do you need me to do?

Unknown_32: Head inside the dock. The Omnitool can open the door now. And get into the Dunbat. Then plug me in, and I'll take us into the Abyss.

Unknown_08: Sounds easy enough.

1:02:54
Unknown_25: Can I jump over this stupid fucking fence? Come on now.

Unknown_25: Let's see how far I can take.

Unknown_25: Um... Is that not... Or do I have to open this?

Unknown_25: Bring him onto the... Leave him on the ship.

1:03:34
Unknown_25: Why are you always lying to me, lady?

Unknown_24: Oh, I see. What's he doing? What'd he do? What'd he do? What'd he do? What'd he do?

1:04:34
Unknown_25: The Dunbat has been possessed by Danny DeVito, apparently.

1:05:05
Unknown_24: Um... Yeah, buddy!

Unknown_25: Really? Come on. Really?

1:06:18
Unknown_25: We're back in the ventilators again. I'm waiting for the fucking alien to show up.

Unknown_23: Hmm.

1:07:46
Unknown_29: Huh? Wait, this isn't... Oh, no! Wow got to the Dunbat before we did, am I right?

Unknown_08: Well, it was talking. That's rarely a good sign.

Unknown_32: Damn it. The Dunbat was our best shot. I was really banking on this to work.

Unknown_08: Come on, we can't quit now. There's got to be another way. How do you think you did it? How did the team get the Ark down the Abyss in the first place?

Unknown_32: If they didn't use the Dunbat, the only other way would be the Climber at Omicron. It's like an elevator which supposedly reaches all the way down into the Abyss.

1:08:16
Unknown_08: Okay, so we do that. We go to Omicron and take the elevator.

Unknown_32: Yeah, okay. Sure. We'll just head over to Omicron and hope there's a power suit that fits you. You know, so you don't implode while in the Abyss.

Unknown_08: That does sound useful.

Unknown_32: Alright, let's go then.

Unknown_08: Wait, what is this place?

Unknown_32: Seems to be a lot of information on the Ark here. There's a prototype and everything.

Unknown_08: Okay, let's start it up.

Unknown_32: I want to see how it works Maybe we can figure out how to get on the ark You didn't know how to get us on how difficult could it be This bitch is like psycho She doesn't have she doesn't have like normal emotions And the main character is literally brain damaged and doesn't have normal emotions

1:09:10
Unknown_25: I have decided to finalize the arc with the scans we have. I'm sorry for all of you who wanted to go but didn't get a chance to scan yourself before the project was put on hold. It's been two months since I've added a scan. I don't see how I'll ever be able to win back the support you all showed me when we started the project. Sorry, I never meant for anyone to take their lives. It was never my intention to fool anyone. I just wanted to save something. Dr. Catherine.

Unknown_25: apply the interface module seal art capsule ask permission from 4q brief ivashkin linval peterson and hill take shuttle to omnicron pick up power suits ride the climber into the abyss regroup at tau head to the launch site load the bullet launcher i already did this

1:09:55
Unknown_25: oh recently it was decided that the ark project would become pathos 2's latest official commitment the staff has urged you to carry or to urge the staff has been urged to carry on with their duties despite earth's catastrophic condition i think the ark project is the most logical step forward to saving mankind and that we should spend as much time and resources as needed to complete it um that's a bit of a low question they're not really saving mankind i mean i guess

Unknown_25: I wouldn't do it, but if other people want to, I would shoot them into space. I agree. Shooting people into space. To embark, every passenger needs to be flushed with electromagnetism using pilot seat. These scanning sessions are known to cause nausea and headaches, sometimes lasting up to three days. I think temporary physical discomfort, no matter how severe, is a small price to pay to save mankind.

Unknown_25: What the? Strongly disagree? And I'll go back. I fucked it up. I wanted to say strongly agree. The buttons are in a weird order. The arc is built to fit a... I am probably the only person who's ever played this game and answered strongly disagree to the question. Is a little temporary discomfort not worth it to save humanity? I think I'm literally the only person to answer that.

1:10:54
Unknown_25: Average Koi response.

Unknown_25: The Ark is built to fit a Ranger Mark VII probe, meaning it could be shot into space with the Omega Space Gun and technically survive for thousands of years, living off the light from our sun and distant stars. I think the Ark should leave Earth behind and be launched into space. Sure.

1:11:35
Unknown_25: The digitalization of humanity is an opportunity to make a quantum leap in our own evolution. The people inside the Ark will, out of necessity, be generated from existing genetic code, but could be altered to allow for cosmetic changes, ease aging, and even prevent death. I think that we are at risk of losing our humanity if we were to rid ourselves of disease and our mortality. Strongly agree, death is a very logical part of life, my friends. I hate to break it to you, but when there's no death, there's no point. are only 58 people left alive to be stored inside the ark a way to diversify and expand the population would be to introduce artificial intelligences that would in every way appear to be human but with childlike and naive sensibilities as we continue to explore the nature of intelligence we may find a way to make them smarter in the future i think even an inferior group of artificial people would benefit our society absolutely not 58 is all you need

1:12:11
Unknown_25: thank you for participating this is how your colleagues voted oh so this is the network arc approval is strongly agree only 12 of people agreed the minority people disagreed pain for gain i am one of two percent who strongly disagreed but i would have been in a slight majority by saying strongly agree though 94 of people either agreed or strongly disagreed

Unknown_25: uh eternity among the stars strongly agree i was in the vast majority of 68 artificial evolution um which one was that oh uh the transhumanism uh i was only only a quarter of people agreed or strongly agreed that

1:13:26
Unknown_25: death is a part of life and so is disease um 56 of people agreed but the minority uh 44 did not which is a bit worrying to be quite honest with you but it is sampled from this game's player base which i assume is not a accurate representation of the medium of society and inferior companions this one is actually shocking to me 48 of people said that they um

Unknown_25: would want like retards like fake retards to populate the fucking universe with them so they can spend time playing with dude i can't even play when i play like a multiplayer game that fills the lobby with bots i get so pissed off that i stop playing i feel disrespected i can't imagine like trying to talk with people that are like retards just so that i have someone to talk to i'd rather just play video games than than do that The 52% of people did either disagree or strongly disagree with having retards around you. I don't know what that means. Prep arc with signal transmitter. Power pack.

1:14:23
Unknown_32: Wow, that's so cool. It's the whole gang.

Unknown_08: A crew photo? Really? Who are you saving this for? The world was dead.

Unknown_32: Thanks, Simon. I thought being an asshole wasn't invented until the 22nd century. Now I know better.

Unknown_25: Yes, Simon. Fucking prick.

1:15:10
Unknown_26: I've got this shit around here. Oh, don't even ask to lock me in.

1:15:42
Unknown_09: Should I be worried about radiation?

Unknown_32: No. I think we're beyond that.

Unknown_32: Interesting. You seem to be one with the diving suit you're wearing. Everything's meshed together.

Unknown_08: How's that gonna work with the suit we're picking up at Omicron?

Unknown_32: Um, I think they're bigger.

Unknown_25: They're clearly like human size, dude. You can wear a suit.

Unknown_32: Imogen Reed? Really? It looks like the basis for your body is one of my old colleagues. A standard cortex chip for robots, including the data reader and the OcuTorch, has just been forced through the skull.

Unknown_08: What?

Unknown_32: Structure gel has fused the whole construction together. Amazing stuff.

1:16:17
Unknown_08: No, no, no, no. Hold on. Back up. I'm one of your old colleagues?

Unknown_32: Well, your body is. Imogen, read.

Unknown_08: That's disgusting.

Unknown_25: I'm a troon. I'm a troon. No. No. I can't believe it.

Unknown_32: The cortex chip is good news. Did this dude not realize that he had boobs? I feel like you would notice that.

1:16:53
Unknown_32: Damn, dude.

Unknown_25: I guess Catherine's gay. Uh, now what?

Unknown_32: Am I leaving?

Unknown_25: No, not yet.

1:17:27
Unknown_25: Swipe Omnitoolish, what may I do?

Unknown_32: Start an arc simulation. I want to see how it works.

Unknown_25: Start an arc simulation.

Unknown_25: So now there's no power supply unit. Let's see how it is. There's so much power cords here. So many ways to murder robots. No device connected.

1:17:59
Unknown_24: What am I plugging this into?

Unknown_32: Get an arc simulation going.

Unknown_25: Ow.

Unknown_25: Ow, lady. Come on now.

Unknown_25: You know I'm special boy. I got brain damage. Plug what in? Where's the arc? What arc are you talking about? Is this the arc?

Unknown_25: Next to the Omni tool.

1:18:47
Unknown_25: It's like a router.

Unknown_25: Oh, no. I'm stuck.

Unknown_25: Oh, no, chat. Oh, no.

Unknown_25: I'm stuck.

Unknown_22: I can't believe it.

1:19:18
Unknown_00: Wow, dude Now

Unknown_25: I guess we have to go through the troon experiment again, and then find a way.

Unknown_25: I have to count to the fucking... Yeah.

1:20:17
Unknown_25: childbearing Well, we're just gonna have to speedrun this shit, okay? Huh?

Unknown_29: Wait, this isn't... Oh, no. Wow got to the Dunbat before we did, am I right?

Unknown_08: Well, it was talking. That's rarely a good sign. Let me walk.

Unknown_32: The Dunbat was a great shot. I was really banking on this to work.

Unknown_08: Come on, we can't quit now. What open panel? There's got to be another way. How do you think you did it? How did the team get the Ark down the Abyss in the first place?

Unknown_32: If they didn't use the Dunbat, the only other way would be the climber at Omicron.

1:21:11
Unknown_32: Look left of a PC case, okay.

Unknown_08: Okay, we do that. We go to Omicron and take the elevator.

Unknown_32: Yeah, okay. Sure. We'll just head over to Omicron and hope there's a power suit that fits you. You know, so you don't implode while in the abyss.

Unknown_08: That does sound useful.

Unknown_32: Alright, let's go then. Wait, what is this place? Seems to be a lot of information on the Ark here. There's a prototype and everything. Okay. Let's start it up. I want to see how it works. Maybe we can figure out how to get on the Ark.

Unknown_24: He called me fat. Am I that dude that's 300 pounds?

1:21:44
Unknown_32: What's this thing? Of course. I'm gonna be right back.

Unknown_25: You are annoying me. Well, you know what? I can't help it. I did not design the game.

Unknown_09: She's a singer. She's saying, um...

1:22:47
Unknown_25: A bunch of songs. She has, like, a really lindy voice. I like the pipes.

Unknown_08: No, no, no, hold on. What's the song that Imogen Heap is saying?

Unknown_25: I know that there's a game for it.

Unknown_32: That's disgusting.

Unknown_32: She was my friend, but then she was nice to me? Catherine has confirmed, like, a psychopath.

Unknown_25: She murdered, she murdered, murdered Imogen.

Unknown_32: All those simplistic minds we've run into? Just reviving a dead person doesn't seem to work that well. A robot body seems to make people a bit unreliable. You are the best of both worlds. A sound mind and a sound body.

1:23:19
Unknown_25: Mmm, let you say, that's it.

Unknown_01: Oh, that you only meant well. Well, of course you did. I understand the concept, but I don't know the specifics.

Unknown_32: I really wish we could figure out how this Gandita is formulated and processed.

Unknown_25: Memcheck 1000 petabyte. Oh my God. We got petabyte size storage.

1:23:52
Unknown_25: Please reduce memory footprint well.

Unknown_25: Let's see like the boat.

Unknown_25: I mean... Oh, I'm like putting more on it. Okay, I see.

Unknown_25: You have to reduce stuff.

Unknown_25: Well, I guess we don't need any of this shit at all.

Unknown_25: Wait, no, wait, hold up. What don't we need? I want the... I want the... We need the physics. This is all important. I'll take the vegetation.

1:24:26
Unknown_25: Package stoma, that means body. And we need the bodies...

Unknown_25: I'll take the bench. Fuck the boat.

Unknown_25: I want the river. I want the chair. Ah, fuck the cabin. It's going to be beautiful all the time. We don't need to go inside. I do want the lake.

1:24:59
Unknown_25: There's more foliage here. That's not enough. You know what? I'm going to get rid of the clouds. It's going to be daytime all the time, I guess.

Unknown_25: Guess we don't need we don't really need you know what fuck the dirt road is 86 terabytes fuck that I guess I would guess there's no options here. I have to do this, but I saw after I move more I

1:25:38
Unknown_25: How much more shit do I have to remove?

Unknown_25: Oh, that seems fine. That seems fine.

Unknown_25: Oh, wait.

Unknown_25: Yeah, they definitely didn't compress any of this shit, to be honest with you.

Unknown_25: Why can't I do next? Do I have to have, like...

Unknown_25: Oh, I need type water and type light source. Okay, so we do... Oh, this is like they're literally going to run this simulation in the game at some point, I bet you. So we're going to do the river. And we're going to do it on the moon day. And we're going to get rid of...

1:26:16
Unknown_25: Let's get rid of... What do we have to remove? About 200 terabytes? Fuck the heat. We can get rid of the heat.

Unknown_25: And... Let's get rid of the fluids, I guess.

1:26:52
Unknown_25: Wait, we need the fluids.

Unknown_25: It requires the fluids. But we don't need the soft physics?

Unknown_25: We do need rigid physics. Okay, this is fine. Hurry up.

Unknown_32: Try loading a dummy scan. Shouldn't be that difficult. I just want to make sure I understand how the scan data is formulated before we start messing around with the real Ark. Run the simulation and then hit pause while the code is running. It'll give me a cross-section of the process.

Unknown_32: You need to pause while the dummy is loaded, otherwise I can't know if it's working or not.

1:27:33
Unknown_25: Oh, I see what it's doing.

Unknown_32: Okay, fine.

Unknown_25: Don't you fucking quick-time me again, you fucking... ...fuck-ass.

Unknown_30: Okay.

Unknown_08: Are we done? Get out of here, lady.

1:28:31
Unknown_25: Yeah, that sounds fucked up to be honest Insert

Unknown_17: Strohmeyer. Brandon, where are you? It got out of hand. I'm in sector RD-4. Did you get everyone downstairs?

Unknown_13: Yeah, we're safe for now. But you need to get moving. They're gonna figure out where we are and cover us.

Unknown_17: Don't worry about it. The stairs are blocked and I killed the elevator. Pulled the connector chip from the lock.

Unknown_13: Why? That means you're stuck as well.

Unknown_17: Only way to keep you guys safe.

Unknown_17: Take the shuttle, go to Omicron.

Unknown_13: God damn it, Juan. You just had to be the hero, you bastard.

1:29:26
Unknown_18: good luck sir tell alice i love her okay so i pulled the ship um i'm at the main lift i gotta get to the security checkpoint i guess

Unknown_13: Strohmeyer, you there? I hear you, Brandon. What do you got?

Unknown_18: Akers and his critters are ferocious. They pick up on every move. There's no way past them.

1:30:17
Unknown_13: Then we'll fight them.

Unknown_18: We've got to get to the shuttle. And end up like Shank and Adams? No way. Listen, I'll create a distraction and pull them to me. Get the gang to the shuttle station.

Unknown_12: Wait, Brandon, what are you doing?

Unknown_18: Liar!

Unknown_18: Everyone's dead.

1:30:57
Unknown_25: basically uh anchors in all one of these three proxy creatures check and sell doors move downstairs shelter on the crown checklist survive the art project stop people from killing themselves send off c and team keep people safe enjoy the rest of armageddon oh okay

Unknown_25: I only, I have to like change which door is locked.

Unknown_25: Can I do this door and not have to deal with that? No, I cannot do that actually.

1:31:56
Unknown_25: That is the Omega Management, okay.

Unknown_25: Pre-recorded. I'm not smart enough to do that.

1:32:38
Unknown_25: That's the main room. Where's the thing yet?

Unknown_25: I'm doing a great job. I hope so.

Unknown_25: I got gamer, son.

Unknown_25: Smart man. Smart man.

Unknown_25: Killed himself instead of becoming a shitty robot.

Unknown_06: Sorry about before, Brandon.

1:33:10
Unknown_06: I'm sorry we couldn't let you rest in peace.

Unknown_14: That's that 120 IQ Chinaman shit going on right there.

1:33:46
Unknown_25: Is that an Oogly hearing monster or an Oogly seeing monster?

Unknown_25: That must be an ugly hearing Or you're apparently bumping into shit hanging from the ceiling and get the fuck out of here, please

1:34:31
Unknown_25: Get out of here stalker. I wonder if this thing is going to make a loud ass fucking noise when I put this in.

Unknown_24: Does it have to go in the middle?

Unknown_22: It does have to go.

Unknown_19: I guess I have to go back to the security checkpoint, huh?

1:35:32
Unknown_25: Easy as pie, champ. Why is everything all dank and spooky in here?

Unknown_24: Let's see. Just keep moving, just keep moving.

1:36:46
Unknown_25: Like the sneakiest snake that has ever lived, yeah. I am crouching. You make less noise when you crouch and it's a sound monster, so the logic is if you sneak, you sneak around.

Unknown_24: Oh no.

Unknown_25: Never trust a fucking ladder is what I'm saying. You see these ladders and you're like, oh, ladder.

1:37:32
Unknown_25: That ladder ain't for you.

Unknown_25: Am I gimpy?

Unknown_25: What made me gimpy?

1:38:16
Unknown_25: This is why you never listen to chat. Chat's like, hey, have you tried that ladder? Then you're like, yeah, I'll try it.

Unknown_18: What the fuck? Is that like a supposed to lose thing?

Unknown_00: Black screen.

1:38:50
Unknown_00: More black screen.

Unknown_20: Don't move.

Unknown_20: It's okay.

Unknown_20: What? It's over now.

Unknown_25: Relax. Oh no, they logged me into a computer.

Unknown_25: Fuck off.

1:39:21
Unknown_20: No, this is a computer.

Unknown_25: This is a simulation.

Unknown_25: Find the nearest thing and kill yourself. Yeah, I'm too retarded to fall for that trick.

Unknown_25: Think you can just try to load me into a simulation? Yeah right buddy.

1:40:14
Unknown_25: Wake up. It's not real.

Unknown_25: Trump didn't win the election. They're lying to you. Snap out of it.

1:41:25
Unknown_24: Stomping this way. I feel like I should be able to click out of here.

Unknown_24: Why are they just doing anything? Doesn't seem like they have.

1:42:04
Unknown_25: Um, fuck.

Unknown_25: I was hoping this would be the way forward, but it may not be.

1:43:00
Unknown_22: Is that a ladder?

Unknown_25: Try to get down to the ladder chat. What a disaster.

Unknown_25: Must be looking at it because my screen is getting all fucked up.

1:43:40
Unknown_25: How does that thing even kill me? It's got no fucking legs. Or no arms.

Unknown_25: It's like, punch it in its stupid fucking face.

Unknown_24: Oh, it doesn't like me following it.

Unknown_14: Really?

Unknown_27: Goddamnit.

1:44:29
Unknown_25: right there the false prophet yeah this is like super fun

Unknown_22: There's another one?

1:45:23
Unknown_25: What are these fucking guys wandering about?

Unknown_25: All I know about Lipstick Alley, I remember looking at Lipstick Alley because it had like, it was like a drama site, but it had like thousands and thousands of users and was like commercially viable. I'm like, what are they doing? And then I realized that their users were like fucking insane and they were like white trash or black people and they were like emailing prisoners and shit. Like they had threads about writing inmates or being in relationship with inmates.

1:46:04
Unknown_25: I'm like, um...

Unknown_25: That's some big IQ shit Everyone on Kiwi farms is very sane

Unknown_25: No, Little Cow Farm is a little bit better. They have threads on there that are pretty funny, though. Like, there's threads about, um, like, horrific dating stories.

1:46:35
Unknown_25: And it really speaks to how incels have no fucking excuse. Because, like, women will go out with a guy and make out with a guy or have sex with a guy that thinks they're a dog as long as they, like,

Unknown_25: are assertive enough. That's all you're getting from me, huh? Literally just be confident. Listen, all you have to do is not stink.

1:47:20
Unknown_25: See this guy? See this guy right here? He stinks. He would not get laid. Because he stinks. Don't stink. Be confident and be funny. Funny is a plus.

Unknown_25: Funny helps a lot. Are there two of them?

Unknown_25: Can you get the fuck out of my way, bro?

1:47:58
Unknown_25: Am I just going to walk around in a circle right in front of where I need to go?

1:48:47
Unknown_24: I have no idea where I'm going with this one.

Unknown_25: Am I supposed to do anything else over here? It seems to be running.

1:49:39
Unknown_25: I want to assume that this is Bellwood.

Unknown_25: You gotta scan Jim's brain.

Unknown_25: You guys would do that, you sick freaks. You would, like, plug Jim into the Ark and launch him into space. Like, Medicare, play games for us and comment over Internet Bloodsports forever and ever and ever.

1:50:32
Unknown_24: Oh no, I'm in Half-Life 2.

Unknown_24: Did I just jump down into that shit? What's up? I'mma fish you again, Chet.

Unknown_25: I'mma fish you. Oh no, a ladder.

1:51:04
Unknown_25: This reminds me of the part of Half-Life that Dark Side Pro got stuck on. The one where you have to crouch jump for the first time and the game explains how to crouch jump and it just doesn't give a shit.

Unknown_25: You can get stuck.

Unknown_25: Why am I so quiet? I mean, I might be a little bit too far away from the microphone. I think that I am not too quiet though. Is this how the game is going to do this?

1:51:49
Unknown_24: This feels like a physics puzzle to be quite honest with you.

Unknown_25: I don't read threads about me anywhere. I really don't care what people have to say. Like, if someone wants to tell me something, they'll just tell me.

Unknown_25: And if they don't want to, like, tell me, why should I care about what they have to say? People can, like, gossip and make up shit if they want to. I don't care. I think it's the appropriate attitude to have for anything on the internet. Fuck.

1:52:26
Unknown_25: Yeah, this dude has the worst luck.

1:53:12
Unknown_25: Okay, here's what you have to understand about pole is that it is like the same fucking deranged people who will post the same shit Her suit is leaking we have to get her to omicron

Unknown_20: Shit, it's bad, real bad.

Unknown_02: Oh, fuck, no!

Unknown_24: I guess she didn't like it.

Unknown_25: yeah like pull is like i'm sure there's a lot of lurkers but i feel like the same people post the same insane shit all the fucking time and it's like a perpetual like feedback cycle the same fucking people posting the same garbage um it's it's like 4chan as a whole like every time i try to use it for something i'm always disappointed by the end like i think maybe they'll be good for something and then it's just

1:54:23
Unknown_25: don't post on any image boards i don't look for image words i don't like i occasionally i check um the ukraine threads on poll or i check the uh certain threads and bids that i have an interest in but as a whole no there's really nothing nothing that i frequent nothing i ever feel compelled to contribute to and i think that image boards as a whole are just dead

Unknown_25: i'm not like oh my god soy jack already that sounds like the new high that sounds like where all the great posters are going to go this is over there i'm going to go post on the friend well they saved me a diving suit i'll just take his diving suit what is this shit apocalypse omicron is in quarantine this is why they didn't answer our call

1:55:21
Unknown_10: It's called a radio. They're not going to hear you better if you scream.

Unknown_20: Jonesy, are you okay?

Unknown_20: Look, I know you're the strong silent type, but I need you to say something every now and then so I know you're all right.

Unknown_20: Jonesy?

Unknown_20: Jones?

Unknown_10: Fuck's sakes. Let's try the annex again. Maybe we can break in.

Unknown_20: We're losing Jonesy. We need to get her inside.

Unknown_10: Alvaro, there's nothing we can do for her right now. Hit the stasis switch and let's check the annex.

1:55:55
Unknown_25: Right at Taurus.

Unknown_25: Damn, that's a lot of copper. You could scrap that.

Unknown_25: Okay, check the annex, I think.

1:56:41
Unknown_23: This does not work.

Unknown_25: He has been bad for a while. Oh. Okay, there's apparently a power thing nearby. Wait, is this something? Can I just pull this and have it work? No.

Unknown_25: No. No.

Unknown_24: Okay.

Unknown_25: Must be a power thing.

1:57:16
Unknown_25: The v has literally never been good I cannot ever remember a single time where I posted on v and thought like wow, what interesting discussion? My riveting content I've never been like a gamer or whatever but V has always just been utter and complete bullshit full of the dumbest fucking parts that have ever existed Where's the power

Unknown_20: The world is dead, Richard.

1:57:55
Unknown_20: Even if we got inside on Makrom. What's left? Grab a couple suits and head for Tau?

Unknown_20: Straski, Jonesy, Hart. Everyone is dead.

Unknown_20: And we are right behind them.

Unknown_20: We're probably the last people left alive.

Unknown_20: The last moments of mankind.

Unknown_20: No oxygen left?

1:58:27
Unknown_20: Better sit down. Don't want to fall into the abyss.

Unknown_11: There are worse ways to die. Probably.

Unknown_11: Why do they call you Em?

Unknown_20: Huh? Oh, it's for Emma.

Unknown_11: Emma Alvaro.

Unknown_11: I like that. It's a good name. We should have hung out more.

Unknown_11: I think we would have made good friends.

Unknown_20: thanks i would have liked that goodbye emma where's the other guy that's dead i just see people talking with only one body oh he must have been on the radio

1:59:38
Unknown_25: It's a pretty fucking long drop.

Unknown_25: Where in the fuck?

Unknown_25: I feel like the power cord is like, oh, you know what? I bet if I follow this, maybe?

Unknown_25: I tossed around like a bit of a robot.

2:00:16
Unknown_25: Go to the room I left.

Unknown_25: I checked everything in that though.

Unknown_25: power failure offline switch does not work button is inoperable valves are locked manual over wow before flushing make sure that make sure to open valves and turn on the pump

2:01:11
Unknown_25: So now I can turn this.

Unknown_07: Better be careful.

Unknown_16: Oh, I can do it.

Unknown_22: Oh, can I do it now? No?

2:01:48
Unknown_24: Okay.

Unknown_25: Oh, is this Thor?

2:02:20
Unknown_08: I'm not getting anything.

Unknown_08: I can't read him like the others.

Unknown_25: Maybe he wasn't a robot.

Unknown_08: Katherine?

Unknown_02: What?

Unknown_08: Oh, there you are.

Unknown_02: Where are we?

Unknown_08: We're right next to Omicron, a smaller building connected to the main site. Can't you tell?

Unknown_32: No, my view is pretty limited. There's some heavy restrictions on my system access. Did you find a power suit?

Unknown_08: Not yet. Trying to figure out how to get into Omicron, the big building.

Unknown_32: Oh, okay. Keep up the good work.

2:02:51
Unknown_08: That's it?

Unknown_08: You got nothing?

Unknown_32: Good luck.

Unknown_08: Thanks.

Unknown_08: What a bitch.

Unknown_08: Kat, I don't think you're okay with all this. With what? Being a talking box, for one thing. Not being human.

Unknown_32: That's not so bad.

Unknown_08: So, you're not bothered at all by not having a body?

Unknown_32: I'm getting there. You're making me feel really self-conscious.

Unknown_08: Come on, be serious.

Unknown_32: I never felt that comfortable being human in the first place. This isn't much worse. The move would freak me out.

2:03:25
Unknown_08: Glad you got the box and not me.

Unknown_32: Would make it a little easier to help out if I had a body, but you're doing a good job.

Unknown_08: Just figured being able to stretch a little would give you some ease.

Unknown_32: My physical constraints don't translate to my experience very well. I feel about as human as before, but as if suspended in air, which is kind of interesting now that I think about it.

Unknown_25: It really is Chinese. I think Chinese are like peak transhumanists, because they like, I don't know, they have a different way of thinking about things.

2:04:04
Unknown_08: Why would this AI, the WoW, bring me here?

Unknown_32: I don't think you could ever know. I have my own beliefs, but nothing that can be verified.

Unknown_08: Tell me, why do you think the WoW brought me here?

Unknown_32: Is this supposed to be doing something? This part is probably what connects everything. Okay.

Unknown_25: Um...

2:04:43
Unknown_25: Are we alive? It's weird. There's like a dialogue thing. Okay, I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick. It's been two hours. Be right back.

Unknown_00: Then I guess we'll get into it.

2:06:06
Unknown_00: Much better. Okay, chat.

Unknown_25: The current stream bit rate zero is lower than the recommended bit rate.

Unknown_25: Oh, because I'm not talking. That's why it's lower than, I understand now.

Unknown_32: Okay. We lack meaningful definitions.

Unknown_08: Just figured there must be a way to know. I don't know if this life is worth living.

Unknown_32: You assume you've changed so much, but have you really? I don't know.

Unknown_08: I don't feel so different.

Unknown_08: Imagine missing Toronto. I'm gonna go play popcorn.

2:06:42
Unknown_32: Where'd you go?

Unknown_08: Just doing some exploring.

Unknown_26: Why would they have this up here?

Unknown_25: There's a note.

Unknown_25: Adam Goloski is ordered to come to Theta as soon as possible. We're laid from Shromire.

Unknown_25: They put this whole attic area up here just for that note?

2:07:46
Unknown_17: River, do we have any painkillers left? This tinnitus is becoming crippling.

Unknown_03: Sorry, we only have heavy stuff left. Morphine-level drugs.

Unknown_17: I'll take it.

Unknown_10: Feels like my head is about to explode.

Unknown_03: Can do. That's stuff for emergencies. Besides, Cameron thinks the ringing will settle when J.R. reaches 100%.

Unknown_10: Then tell him to hurry the fuck up.

Unknown_03: Should be a matter of hours. Just hang in there.

Unknown_10: Keep me posted.

Unknown_03: That's that thing that we saw the poster for at the beginning of the game.

2:08:42
Unknown_25: They just quarantined. Oh, God. There has to be a way to cancel the lockdown.

Unknown_32: Have a look around the room.

Unknown_08: Did you do that, Katherine?

Unknown_29: What?

Unknown_08: Never mind.

Unknown_02: I think I solved it. Solved what?

Unknown_08: Why don't I get the feeling that we just got lured into the back of a van?

Unknown_25: Wow is giving me tips. 2-8, 2-8, 2-8, 2-8. I like that. The robot's talking to me now.

2:09:13
Unknown_08: Thanks, robot.

Unknown_32: That's quirky.

Unknown_25: I like that kind of storytelling. That comes out of nowhere and it makes a lot of sense. You know exactly what's happening without being told what's happening.

Unknown_25: The AI system is trying to lure you in. I gotcha.

2:09:50
Unknown_25: Um, can we get the fuck outta here?

2:10:27
Unknown_25: Oh no, the robot head I threw is now floating around. I didn't mean to throw you around, robot.

Unknown_25: I'm fine with being handheld, okay.

Unknown_25: Use maintenance. What?

2:11:16
Unknown_24: What maintenance? Oh.

Unknown_25: Um, let's see. Entrance. Annex. Emergency shuttle on the left. Abyss. Fish pen.

Unknown_25: Where's the maintenance entrance? I guess the entrance is on the side, though.

2:11:48
Unknown_25: What the fuck do I get over there?

Unknown_25: Up the ladder. Oh, jeez. Don't tell me there's a ladder. Those are my favorite things.

2:12:22
Unknown_25: Every time there's a ladder in a game, I'm just filled with invigoration.

Unknown_25: Okay, I'm there. There's the annex.

Unknown_25: The other entrance is on the other side, directly apropos of me.

Unknown_25: There's a shuttle tunnel.

Unknown_25: Okay, the only thing that I haven't seen is the shuttle tunnel, so if I go over here and look along this side, I should find a shuttle, I guess?

2:13:00
Unknown_25: That looks like a giant pipe that goes in. If I follow the pipe, maybe there's a hole in it.

Unknown_25: If I take the meds and the ladder goes away, I'd be very sad.

2:13:36
Unknown_25: Is there a hole to the...

Unknown_25: Ah, my gamer senses paying off dividends, chat. Paying off dividends.

Unknown_25: Why are these patched up like this?

Unknown_25: This is where I just came from though, right? Because I remember seeing the dead guy.

2:14:08
Unknown_25: Time to softlock myself again.

Unknown_25: I can't just get in here.

Unknown_25: Robot wheels.

Unknown_25: I really feel like, um... I really feel like I was correct in coming here, but... It's fucking like locked up and shit.

2:15:02
Unknown_25: Yeah, this can't be it. It would be way more obvious than this if that's where you're supposed to go.

Unknown_25: subnautica is just like a base building game though my main issue with subnautica is how limited storage is it's so much of a pain in the ass to like move shit around oh i can enable objective markers huh yeah i'm sure

2:15:45
Unknown_25: You can press tab to see your inventory and it's literally just the fucking thing at any given time I really don't get it because there's no way that it could be on the other side Of the pipe because the pipe is broken there. So you wouldn't be able to get through anyways Like a side exit here no fish and pedal line power line acr climber that's down there um okay let's check the fish pins i guess

2:16:44
Unknown_25: Why does your character breathe when he doesn't have any lungs? Centropolis and Niger. Oh my god.

Unknown_25: All the fish are dead. That's sad.

2:17:26
Unknown_25: no you're in a lady's dead body there's a scan of her and your head is like chopped in half everything from the back of your mouth up is replaced with like a computer program or something it just came from here how the did i end up back here how the is this not the entrance it makes so much sense to have an entrance here

Unknown_25: Double-check that I can't get in somehow here because I really I really really really feel like this is correct. I know it's I've stopped I like break this I use my robot retard strength to like just hear this open.

Unknown_25: Oh Okay

2:18:24
Unknown_25: Yeah, all these horror games, they all suffer from the symptom where they just don't put lights where you're supposed to fucking go.

Unknown_25: Like, I don't need, like, a full map, but, like, all my senses are, I look at the map, I go to the only thing that's marked that makes sense, the shuttle, and then I go to the pipe entrance, and there's no fucking entrance. It's like, okay, well, now what?

Unknown_25: The only other thing marked is the fishpins.

Unknown_25: I don't think the fish pens have some way in.

Unknown_25: Unless there's like some kind of fish pen vacuum that vacuums up fish that I can look at. Yeah, I'm irritated now.

2:19:10
Unknown_25: There are two entrances on the map. OK, OK, fine. What happens if I do this?

Unknown_25: Tell me where to go.

2:19:43
Unknown_25: Okay, look. I will show you. I will show you.

Unknown_25: Go back here. There's a map. It says, use other entrance. Look at the map.

Unknown_25: There are three entrances into this building. There is the shuttle tunnel. There's entrance A, which I'm at. And then on the back side of the building, there's entrance B. So, there's no way over here. This is a dead end. I cannot get through here.

Unknown_25: Go over here.

Unknown_25: Entrance a or entrance B is over there So I'm forced to assume because the shuttle is closed for whatever reason even though that makes it no sense. I'm supposed to Meme fucking half-life to hop over the fucking abyss I

2:20:23
Unknown_25: This is like less... This isn't very safe.

Unknown_25: I never even tried because it didn't look like it was possible. It looked like a fucking mess. I'm like meme Half-Life 2 platforming right now.

2:21:12
Unknown_25: I mean, if you're that frustrated watching me play and you know where to fucking go, why not save that? Save that I have to Half-Life 2 meme jump around the back of the fucking building on the scaffolding that looks like it's just part of the environment.

Unknown_08: Let's find that suit and get out.

Unknown_25: Oh, her brain is gone.

2:21:49
Unknown_25: Yeah, you can't really, like, read a black box when the brain is, like, smashed open like that, I imagine. His brain's also smashed open.

Unknown_25: So I'm guessing the machine is now, like, killing people by smashing their brain? So that nobody can read them?

Unknown_25: Wow, that looks fucked up. Dive room console. Okay.

2:22:28
Unknown_24: Going to the dive room console. Dive room. What?

Unknown_23: I need to stop it I'll do that

2:23:38
Unknown_25: It's time to stop.

Unknown_24: Spooky.

Unknown_25: Just as I feared, colon impactment. Permanal, unfortunately.

2:24:32
Unknown_25: If I designed a facility, I would not use spooky red lights for emergency lighting.

Unknown_25: That shit has like a bad vibe to it.

Unknown_32: Is this Omicron?

Unknown_32: Everything is so basic, so limited.

Unknown_32: I hope it's not the Omnitool falling apart.

Unknown_32: Okay, we need to find you a power suit. You know, so we can go into the abyss without ending up like a recycled can of soda?

Unknown_08: You think we'll find one that fits me? I mean, I'm kind of in a suit already.

Unknown_32: That's been bothering me too. You know how you were transferred from Vancouver?

2:25:14
Unknown_08: Toronto.

Unknown_32: From then to now.

Unknown_08: How could I forget?

Unknown_32: Okay, so we do it again.

Unknown_08: You want to send me to the future?

Unknown_32: No, you idiot. I want to transfer your mind into a new body.

Unknown_08: What?

Unknown_32: Look, we already know it can be done. We don't need to make a big deal.

Unknown_08: Why is this suit so- It is a big deal, Cath. It's a huge fucking deal. There's gotta be something else that can take us down there.

Unknown_32: The Dunbatta Theta was the only vessel that could take that pressure and you saw what happened.

Unknown_08: Then think of something else.

Unknown_32: Simon, please. You don't have to switch this instant. Just play along for now. If we find something else, then great. If not... I'm not promising anything.

2:25:45
Unknown_08: Thank you, Simon.

Unknown_32: Prediction prediction You are going to trade bodies and you'll you'll you the player will end up in the new body that fits into the suit But the old Simon will still be alive and you have to fucking murder him You have to destroy him with your bare hands your bare fucking hands

2:26:27
Unknown_25: I really like taking these hero shots.

Unknown_25: Kinda cool. I like how all the different, uh, signatures are done.

Unknown_25: I wonder if they got different members of their production team with nice signatures to, like, sign with different names.

Unknown_32: Oh, thank god, one's left.

Unknown_25: are extremely oh my god god nice i found one of the power suits sorry dead woman just like the body we found in the annex she's missing her head gross this could work in our favor though look for a terminal nearby see if you can boot it up that sounds like a psycho this lady has no emotions

2:27:32
Unknown_25: High-pressure suit, you're getting treated to a stand, blah, blah, blah. One ATM up to a depth of 5,000 meters. On-board controller monitors the wearer's physical safety, blah, blah, blah. Suit is easily assembled through rotating the neck and wrist rings to lock the gloves and helmet in place. The joints won't seal unless the controller is able to identify wearer through the sensory system. Suits may be locked to a specific personnel, but as a default, the suit will accept them. The controller is the on-board computer monitoring post-playing activity. It uses this information to provide the wearer with the safety support.

2:28:07
Unknown_25: There's like three out in the middle of nowhere, I guess.

Unknown_25: 40 is very high.

Unknown_08: It's like 100F.

Unknown_08: Not exactly grade A material.

Unknown_32: Don't write it off just yet. Remember what we found out at Theta. The suit you are wearing is basically just a cortex chip working with pines of structure gel powered by the on-suit battery pack.

Unknown_08: and a dead colleague imogen reed exactly if you think about it we're actually incredibly lucky we found a suit with an already dead body inside oh catherine you murdered that that's why she didn't call her her friend she murdered this it's not magic it's algorithms a set pattern the wow won't be able to deny us even if it was capable of wanting to i'm still not crazy about this plan it feels like it didn't work please simon i can't give up on the ark i need this to work Hmm, suspicious.

2:29:02
Unknown_25: He wants to be stuck in the thing.

Unknown_25: Cortex chip structure gel battery pack. Cortex chip structure gel battery pack. Wipe Omnitool. So this is how I get the fuck out of here once I'm done. Until then, I am back in the scary creepy room.

2:29:47
Unknown_25: Memory chip structure gel battery. Memory chip structure gel.

Unknown_32: Don't forget, we need a cortex chip, structure gel, and a power pack to get the suit ready. Structure. Structure.

2:30:21
Unknown_25: How will I know? How will I know if I find these things?

2:30:53
Unknown_25: Uh, upper bio-chemic laboratory. That's where I just came from. There is the... Okay. There is the hydroponics.

Unknown_25: Guess I'll just wander around aimlessly for another hour.

Unknown_24: Oh shit

2:31:55
Unknown_25: Cause system overload Um Um

Unknown_25: Yes, it's me. I am... dead human.

Unknown_25: Suddenly I'm a smart stream. Yeah, fuck you guys. It's too late now. Oh my god She like blew her brains out to Jesus all the headless corpses trying to avoid having their mind reading Everything have to be some fucking What's this I have to maintenance the chip No, it's like a scary robot rat I

2:32:52
Unknown_25: structure gel has been charged and actually keeps going for a while even if removed from the power source if applied to circuits it seems to help out with connectivity not only connectivity but even functionality the gel can even make simple machinery work and act more efficiently however the modification that the wow has made to the gel are full of extra information like it it doesn't necessarily make sense when applied to something more complicated it causes the gel to act like a cancer upon the host eventually ruining it we could use the gel for our advantage but it needs to be uncalibrated to get rid of the bad code

2:33:48
Unknown_25: Applied gel to dead mouse, the gel caused the mouse to appear alive. It was put into the same habitat as the living mouse. The reanimated mouse was apathetic while the living one seemed stressed. After 15 minutes, the reanimated mouse attacked and killed the living mouse. Half an hour later, the reanimated mouse stopped moving. The corpse was solid as the gel had hardened within it.

Unknown_25: reanimated another mouse with the structure gel this time it was done with uncalibrated gel as produced by emis the results were impressive the thing appeared catatonic but it's more of a sleepwalker to avoid this thing hardening as before electromagnets were used to cause low electrical current with the animal this provided the ability to somewhat control it structure jaw remains unchallenged on the feminine level it's still the same cross-linked shell with the line graphene and polyunsaturated matrix

2:34:39
Unknown_25: So the WoW is making zombies. Overwhelming evidence concludes that all deformed creatures, the fish, the sharks, and even the helpers were manipulated by the WoW via structure gel. They have in some manner been exposed to the charge gel and in turn stricken by cancerous growth that affect their whole being. It's difficult to ask why when talking about an AI, but it all started shortly after the comet killed the surface. I can't for sure say it's bad code or carefully programmed mercy killing, but it looks like it's not going to make things easier for us to survive. Yeah, I would be shitting myself at that point if the robot was making zombies. I don't like zombies. I don't like robot zombies. What was that?

2:35:22
Unknown_25: Is he talking?

Unknown_25: He's talking.

Unknown_25: Why are you talking to me? Thank you.

2:36:10
Unknown_22: Ew. So ugly.

Unknown_25: How do I change the cell?

Unknown_25: I'm not secure. Please close the tray.

Unknown_25: What?

2:36:55
Unknown_25: Does it have to be in the first one?

Unknown_25: How do I change the camera?

Unknown_24: Oh no, now it's a cancer thing.

Unknown_25: So the structure gel is what's covering absolutely everything. How the fuck do I change the camera over to this one? Wait, the thing is only in that one. Okay, so can I like take this out?

2:37:27
Unknown_25: Why can't I put that one in there? But I cannot take the other one out.

Unknown_25: Explain this to me.

Unknown_25: okay well it's fucking process now are we done can we move to the next one needs more thermal paste maybe can i move all the way over oh my god i figured it out

2:38:14
Unknown_25: I can move between cells.

Unknown_25: Save the rat. We save the rat bros.

Unknown_22: Yeah.

2:38:48
Unknown_22: Oh, no.

Unknown_22: It's suffering.

Unknown_25: I need to unplug it.

Unknown_25: Can I not kill this fucking thing? It obviously needs... I'm going to say that that worked. And the rat's now dead.

Unknown_25: Okay.

2:39:35
Unknown_25: Okay, we got the first thing. The Wagyu syrup.

Unknown_26: What is?

2:40:08
Unknown_25: What's important?

Unknown_25: Spit it out, Doc.

Unknown_26: OK, I have the waibu.

Unknown_32: We need to get you a new cortex chip, just like the ones you find inside robots, so we can store your brain.

Unknown_25: Well, you're not gonna compliment me on finding the corn syrup?

Unknown_25: I guess not. I guess we don't... We have to figure out everything before I come back here.

2:40:54
Unknown_24: New quartet ship.

Unknown_25: Mind.

Unknown_25: okay biochem lab i went there okay so that's the infirmary biologic laboratory that sounds right cold storage it's not something you really want to get comfortable with that's funny that's really funny julia what's going on am i that transparent what do you want raleigh we're friends right yes

2:41:31
Unknown_05: Ronnie...

Unknown_25: Oh, I'm British. I can't talk about it. I can't talk about it. I'm in my foyer.

Unknown_25: Atlantic cod.

Unknown_25: Oh, no. Oh, no. Robot cod.

Unknown_25: Disgusting.

Unknown_25: This is what they want you to eat. The synthetic meat, Chad. Always reject WEF and their synthetic robot fish.

2:42:35
Unknown_25: um you have a cortex chip dead rats i don't know poor things is there nothing in this is it like a waste

Unknown_25: Paula Lansky confirmed a correlation between the overloaded systems and the corpse of Dr. Ross, was able to shield off the corpse inside the glass jar for a couple of seconds, and witnessed a massive drop in the readings. We really have to keep Ross aside, Omnicron, I suggest finding a way to erect a permanent barrier to avoid severe system malfunctions. Wow was definitely repairing Ross's corpse. This is the most insane thing I've ever encountered. Somehow the Wow, primarily relegated to the structure gel inside the walls, is bombarding the corpse with every system it can access. A glass jar is surrounded by an unhealthy amount of electromagnetism and radiation. It seems to be instructing radiation gel already stuck inside Ross's body. Not sure what Wow expects to happen when it's restored, but at least all the crazies should stop when the body hit 100%. I feel like the AI was, like, deliberately fucking us. I feel like resurrected dead. Maybe he's just trying to save humanity.

2:43:28
Unknown_25: Maybe he's a good guy. Why is this memory just on the floor?

2:44:03
Unknown_25: I guess this room has nothing.

Unknown_25: Did I miss anything? Did I miss like a Magno chip thing in here? I don't think so.

Unknown_24: I don't think there's anything in here.

Unknown_25: Hydroponics restroom workshop Power room that sounds like a good place to get a battery if I go up And then the workshop if I go down

2:44:46
Unknown_25: Yeah, fuck hydroponics. I bet you it's just full of fucked up grass.

Unknown_25: Ew. Really fucked up grass. Hey, Andrea?

Unknown_05: Yeah? I was talking to Cameron about protein fertilization. Do you think we could break the aggregate and structure down?

Unknown_25: I was hoping that would follow me.

Unknown_21: Jesus. That was a mouthful. You've been listening to Cameron, that's for sure. What do you want, Robbie?

Unknown_21: Why?

2:45:46
Unknown_05: Oh no. Why is site alpha a secret?

Unknown_21: Oh, there's a dead guy over here.

Unknown_25: Oh, he's like properly fucked up, but he's not like alive. That's strange.

Unknown_24: I mean, he is.

2:46:20
Unknown_25: Going straight shot across this to the power hall where we'll find the battery. Yep. Guess that's not a straight shot across that hallway.

Unknown_25: Main entrance.

Unknown_25: Oh, I have to override this as well.

Unknown_25: Incorrect floor selecting.

2:47:07
Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_25: Well, he owns nothing, but at least he's happy. Is that a sound demon or?

2:47:46
Unknown_22: I don't know what the fuck that is.

Unknown_25: Yo, do you have a battery?

Unknown_22: I'm looking for a battery.

Unknown_22: I know, he's really mad.

2:48:31
Unknown_25: I didn't get it. Ah!

Unknown_22: Fuck off! I don't get it.

Unknown_25: I don't know what his gimmick is.

Unknown_25: He reacts to movement.

2:49:30
Unknown_25: What? I threw the pipe so you would go get it.

Unknown_22: He's not playing fair.

Unknown_25: have the battery i'm trying to leave i don't understand if she moves when i move and she doesn't like move herself what the am i supposed to do

2:50:55
Unknown_25: Oh, I see.

Unknown_25: Oh, that's why I didn't figure that one out. Because it's like, it requires a level of patience that I don't have.

Unknown_25: Oh, she doesn't like the flashlight. Goddammit.

Unknown_25: okay i think i made it out of this room i really fucked it up as bad as possible it's okay i take everyone that i can get are any of you buttholes no nothing here

2:52:02
Unknown_22: Don't do that.

Unknown_25: Is there anything here that I need? Oh, there's a buff.

Unknown_25: Ugh, if I got a hundred likes, do I have to wear the vest? Do I have a vest to put on, chat?

Unknown_25: Oh, I have superstars. You should read those.

Unknown_25: RedEyesBlackDragon produces, what's your favorite Rugrats episode? The episode where there's in Hebrew in the back, they're like reenacting like a historical thing from the Hebrew Bible. And there's a thing in the background that says like circumcisions half off in the back. But it says it in Hebrew, so you'd only know it if you're really Jewish. Uh gang completely says my donation on friday audacity failed because i've seen stocks and other things for the stream makers You're happy for it. Thank you Oh his head I don't know why I keep doing that the thing doesn't work if their heads are blown off Johan Ross was found dead on the climate this morning

2:53:20
Unknown_12: The ARC team went down a couple of days ago, but I see no reason to suspect them playing a part in his death.

Unknown_12: The climber can't be operated from the abyss, so there was a scheduled retrieval. The climber returned with only a lifeless body of Alpha member Johan Ross. No traces of the ARC team.

Unknown_12: Cameron, Eames, Lansky. All studying the body inside containment.

Unknown_12: I'll follow up with whatever they find. Delenda Est.

Unknown_25: She just said Delinda S. and there's things named Carpenter in the game.

2:53:56
Unknown_12: Ironically, the dead Dr. Johan Ross would be the perfect person to ask why the WoW is making such a big buzz about his passing. After all, the WoW isn't supposed to want anything. And definitely not to mourn people.

Unknown_12: The system overload affects the staff considerably. Headaches, loss of sleep, unwarranted stress.

Unknown_12: And it seems to be getting worse.

Unknown_12: I could use some advice if you can get through. Delinda Est.

Unknown_25: Why does she keep saying that?

Unknown_12: The staff looks like they're about to explode.

Unknown_25: Is she saying that the Wow must be destroyed? Delinda Est just means must be destroyed.

2:54:33
Unknown_12: It has to do with the Wow trying to free Ross somehow for sure.

Unknown_12: At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the body just got up and left.

Unknown_12: Rally Herber, our dispatcher, has been snooping around asking questions she shouldn't.

Unknown_12: She says she's going down into the abyss to find Alpha.

Unknown_12: Oh no, I just got eaten.

Unknown_25: I will send them. Oh, I can't send them.

Unknown_25: A robot heard her talking shit.

2:55:10
Unknown_25: Talk shit, get hit, says the robot.

Unknown_25: Is this the right way?

Unknown_25: Damn, all their heads are exploded.

Unknown_25: I guess this isn't the right way.

2:55:51
Unknown_25: Alright.

Unknown_25: step lower you're in the midsection left is the stairs down uh the screen just flickered destroy the wow might do that later um i'm going to the workshops because i need a brain chip that like robots have oh wonderful yeah

2:56:26
Unknown_24: Oh, no.

Unknown_25: The one black guy. He's dead. Wait, that's just a glove. Never mind. I don't have to wear it.

2:57:01
Unknown_25: Whoa, I need a brain chip.

Unknown_25: Time to unplug you, buddy. Wait, I can't unplug him. Is this thing alive?

Unknown_24: Let's see. I guess I can't. Can I reach? Oh, I see.

2:57:48
Unknown_22: I see.

Unknown_25: Okay, that's everything. I guess I could explore a little bit. There was something else in here, wasn't there? No? Okay.

2:58:30
Unknown_25: I guess we're getting the fuck out.

Unknown_25: The game just saved, that's not a good sign.

2:59:04
Unknown_17: Lock it up!

Unknown_05: What's happening?

Unknown_17: Lock the door! It's Wiles! What's going on? We managed to piss off another one of Wiles' monsters.

Unknown_32: We have everything we need, right?

Unknown_08: Yeah. Let's get to work.

Unknown_08: This is crazy.

Unknown_32: Just make sure it's all bunched together with the structure gel connecting all the parts. All right, try activating the suit from the terminal again.

2:59:37
Unknown_08: I can't believe we're doing this.

Unknown_32: It will be fine.

Unknown_08: Then why don't we put you in the suit?

Unknown_32: I was going to suggest that if you refused.

Unknown_08: You'd go without me.

Unknown_32: I need to do this, Simon. This is important. I need to launch the Ark.

Unknown_08: You'd really do it. Change body.

Unknown_32: Yes. If you want to stay here... He's the fucking computer chip right now.

Unknown_08: I don't want to tell you what to do.

Unknown_25: Put me in a robot dog.

Unknown_08: Close my eyes and... Give me a gun. And then open them again.

Unknown_08: All right. Let's do it.

3:00:23
Unknown_32: Thank you, Simon. Go sit in the pilot seat in the next room. You might need to boot it up.

Unknown_25: Oh good, it's one of these things again.

Unknown_32: We need to loop back the activity manifested by your current Cortex chip, run it through the amplifier, feed it into the new chip, and then make sure it's synced.

Unknown_08: You lost me halfway there.

Unknown_32: You don't really need to understand it, just make them line up. Pretty fucking close. Oh wait, I had it right the first time now I fucked it up Oh

3:01:19
Unknown_25: How is that not right?

Unknown_25: Oh, there we go.

Unknown_32: That's everything. You can climb into the pilot seat now.

Unknown_25: Already?

Unknown_32: I have everything under control. So please, have a seat.

Unknown_23: Sorry about any discomfort.

Unknown_08: This should be over soon. With the most expensive camera in the world, You know, Indians thought photos would steal their souls. Maybe they were onto something.

3:02:16
Unknown_25: They should have said the exact same thing, I think. Copy completed. Alright, time to murder.

Unknown_10: Did you run a diagnosis or something?

Unknown_08: What was that?

Unknown_32: No, it's just... Why was it still talking? It's the same like before.

3:02:50
Unknown_08: Catherine, why was he still talking?

Unknown_32: That's how it works, you know that.

Unknown_08: What do you mean?

Unknown_32: You know it's not magic. You were copied. The sleeping Simon in the seat was copied. And now you are here, just like Simon lived on in Tirana.

Unknown_08: God damn you, Cath. Two Simons? There can't be two Simons.

Unknown_32: What did you think what happened?

Unknown_08: That you were gonna take my mind and put it into another body, like a brain transplant.

Unknown_32: I'm sorry, it wouldn't work that way.

Unknown_08: You realize how messed up this is?

Unknown_32: Please, I didn't mean to upset you.

Unknown_08: How did you expect me to react to this shit?

Unknown_31: Please stop.

Unknown_08: You're fucking disgusting.

Unknown_08: Damn, dude. Calm the fuck- What's gonna happen, dude?

3:03:23
Unknown_31: He'll sleep for a while, a few days.

Unknown_08: And then what? Wake up in this fucking nightmare again? All alone? So cruel.

Unknown_31: Well, what do you want me to do with him? Make friends? Let him know that we have to leave him behind when we go into the abyss?

Unknown_08: What if... What if he didn't need to wake up?

Unknown_03: You'd do that?

Unknown_08: I don't know. Maybe.

Unknown_32: There. I set it up for you. Hit the switch if you want to drain his battery. He'll die within a minute.

3:03:56
Unknown_32: I'd rather not stay plugged in any longer.

Unknown_25: Listen, that shit's satanic. Don't even try your fucking philosophy with me. We're getting the fuck out.

3:04:31
Unknown_25: It's not suicide.

Unknown_25: This might be the appropriate time to end this stream. I have given you something. I have, as Gordian once did, sliced through the particulars of transhumanist knots and liberated the satanic puppet of Simon from the moral quandaries.

3:05:05
Unknown_26: I'm debating.

Unknown_25: Hold on one sec.

Unknown_25: Okay, what do you think, chat? What do you think? Was that the right call?

Unknown_25: Yeah, after the lift. I mean, people are like stone cold. I mean, okay, number one, I saw this coming a mile away. Like, I would have to kill the fucking robot. Well, I thought that actually the robot would attack. But then it's like, he would literally wake up in that fucking faculty by himself. Without, like, any, um, any idea what to do. He would have literally nothing. Even the fucking ethot wouldn't deal with him anymore. Like, what a terrible thing to do to yourself. To yourself, first of all. To yourself.

3:05:42
Unknown_25: And then also, by the way, if you're going to argue that, um,

Unknown_25: That it's another person at that point. Which is stupid.

Unknown_25: It would only become another person after a sufficient amount of time to develop, like, its own personality. But it wouldn't be able to do that as a computer anyways, I don't think. Because it's not the same as being a person.

Unknown_25: Keep that in mind, move. Yes, exactly. There are WoW monsters that give them return. Yeah, fuck that. Fuck that shit.

3:06:19
Unknown_25: I feel bad if people were like... I mean, there's a lot of the game left, I think. I think there's another playthrough that can get through another three hours or so. Maybe even two more streams. I think we've done six hours. I think I'm doing some parts pretty fast, but other parts really slow, so it probably evens out to an average playthrough. uh so probably one or two more streams left before the end of the game so there's a lot left but as far as like the particulars of that like what is a soul the my thing is right it's not even like the point of a person is literally the whole the whole reason for existence for a reason beyond talent whatever the fuck that's called um for biological organisms is to reproduce

3:07:18
Unknown_25: uh through through like sex like that's it that's like the whole thing so it's like you is a robot a person no a robot is a creation it's it's a robot it cannot be a person um and they could they they manipulate you even right now corporations manipulate you um i think that someone said there was like a robo waiter at like a diner that they went to and if you didn't buy a drink from them the robot made like a sad face and whined and it's like that's just manipulation that's not like a thing that feels sad that you didn't buy anything um that is a com that is a corporation manipulating you into doing what it wants in this case i think a lot of this is a computer manipulating you into doing what it wants it's a reason to answer whatever And so yeah, fuck it. You're not gonna manipulate me. You're not gonna like trick me into letting you make like puppet versions of myself. Fuck off with that.

3:08:08
Unknown_25: No, it literally is the reason why you exist. I'm sorry, but from a biological standpoint, the reason why every living thing on this planet exists is to reproduce itself before it dies. That's it. You can try to overcomplicate things and be like, well, what about people who cannot reproduce? Or you say their lives have no meaning? Yes, fuck you. I don't want to deal with this shit where it's like, well, you know, I guess they could raise other children and give them that. No, fuck off. I'm tired of people trying to overcomplicate this situation.

3:08:41
Unknown_25: You reproduced your consciousness. No, that's not good enough. That's not good enough. We are fleshy creatures. We are fleshy creatures, chat. Like, this shit, I ain't about it. I am now a Luddite. If this is the future, count me out.

3:09:13
Unknown_25: I am not interested in your robo-technocracy because... they don't tell you at least they haven't so far they haven't explored the idea that the simulations can be with you take you like okay let's say that you get tell there's an android looks exactly like you has a fleshy you know rubber on the outside that feels exactly like human skin in every way shape and form as far as another person is concerned that robot is you the fact is is that you can take a screwdriver pop open the back of your skull and then start with the the the operating system or the kernel or whatever it's using to replicate your personality and you can say actually this guy he's really really tolerant he loves black people more than anything and that would just change instantly that would change your personality because it exists through a simulation through the kernel that's not that's not actually you like

3:10:12
Unknown_00: Humans are hackable creatures, yeah.

Unknown_25: It's already scary.

Unknown_25: That there is a science dedicated to figuring out how to exploit people and how to get people to do what you want.

Unknown_25: I don't need this process simplified by making people literal computer programs that are... like like you know what sucks is that now i said use the screwdriver to pop open the back of your head to apply like a usb software update to your kernel i'm that wouldn't happen by the time that everybody's on android that you would be continuously linked up to the amazon my what's the um

3:10:51
Unknown_25: The Facebook, Apple, Google, whatever the fuck. Fagman is what they call it. Fangum is another one. I think Fagman is the more popular acronym for that. It's not like a giant Globo single unitary corporation thing. They have their own uplink servers and you just receive remote updates. Today, we're going to be productive. Tomorrow, we're going to be sad. And the sadness can be cured by spending credits federal government Bitcoin on the newest Fagman products. I ain't about that shit. That's fucking, I don't want to be around for that.

3:11:30
Unknown_00: Hopefully I'll be dead before that.

Unknown_00: That's what already happens, Josh. But the thing is, is that people can be, people are unpredictable.

Unknown_25: Google, and they have a high market rate, but they do not have a 100% market rate, and they do not have a permanent market share.

Unknown_25: People can get tired of their, people can decide, actually, this shit sucks, and I don't want it. They can do that. And it happens more often than you think that people decide, I'm going to deliberately go out of my way to make sure that Google does not get any of my data, that YouTube is not getting as many views as I can possibly rest away from it. it's very difficult and few people decide to go the other way to do that but it is possible when you are a computer simulation no you are effectively property your personality simulation on proprietary hardware and software and it's just like yeah it's gay i like in the game yeah i like the parts i i think that the map design is often weak um

3:12:04
Unknown_25: and but only in certain segments and i just get stuck and i'm wandering around i'm trying to figure out what the fuck it wants for me and it's only really frustrating when it's in a part that has a monster when i'm just wandering around the map trying to figure out where it wants me to go that's like one thing i get lost in games a lot it's okay but when it's like the the yellow valve in the first part it's like the thing is chasing me around the fucking room and then it also wants me to find this yellow valve somehow and know that's what i'm supposed to be turning that's irritating

3:13:11
Unknown_00: Transhumanism is scary and dangerous.

Unknown_25: Well, people always say, like, we already have prosthetics. We already have, like, dental implants and stuff. The scary thing is when we start replicating intelligence. Because eventually what's going to happen is we're going to have, like, AI that we just plug into everything. I was in the fucking... like the drugstore and i saw a toothbrush that was that advertised it was ai powered they had according to the marketing on this box they had loaded an artificial intelligence into this toothbrush i guess so that it can brush your teeth better are we just gonna like trap brains into computer chips and put them into every appliance around your house so that a fully intelligent sentient creature can be in charge of doing your dishes like that is that is horrific that is the most horrific ever pray for the emp the solar flare that will completely wipe out every computer in the entire world and send this back to small tribes because that's what we need once once the ai powered toothbrushes start taking over the world that

3:13:59
Unknown_25: The sun, there's a funny meme, I'll end with this. There's a funny meme about how primitive civilizations worshipped the sun, and they asked, what if this is a cycle? What if this has happened multiple times, that civilization invents machine learning, then artificial intelligence takes over and enslaves mankind, and then the solar flare happens every 10,000 years and wipes out the machines? And the primitives left behind start praising the sun as a god because it saved them from the machines. And then over time, they just build back the machines again because it's like an endless cycle of the sun god wiping out the machines that we keep building to enslave us. Obviously we'd find fossils and stuff that was real, but who knows? Maybe the, maybe it's like some sort of, instead of using metal, we're using bio, uh, bio silicon instead of metal. And we were making like fleshy machines that when they, uh, when they died, the machine did the solar flare. They, uh, they melt with when they, when they collapse and there's no, there's no remains of them left like a jellyfish or some shit.

3:15:36
Unknown_25: Maybe that's what it is, chat.

Unknown_25: Environmentally friendly, exactly. Okay, as long as it's environmentally friendly.

Unknown_25: Okay, I'm done. I will see you guys tomorrow. I will play tomorrow, and then I'll probably also play on Tuesday because I believe the game is long enough. I don't want to overreach the Tuesday. Um, and then that's it. Uh, if you are subscribed to the gum road, I will do something for December. Um, I have picked out a movie that I'm aware is bad. I have saw it. I heard about it years ago and I intend to watch it.

3:16:08
Unknown_25: Uh, no spoilers. And if it's so bad that I can't even make fun of it for like a good hour. Oh, actually the movie itself is about an hour. So let's say about 20, 30 minutes of stuff to say.

Unknown_25: Um,

Unknown_25: I will watch another movie along the same veins. It's a Christmas theme, but the backup is not Christmas themes. My plan.

Unknown_25: Okay. Um, that's it. There's no more super chats. Uh, I will see you guys tomorrow. Bye bye.