SOMA (pt. 1) - Bad at Video Games 2022-12-10

0:00:04
Unknown_03: Hello? Oh, sorry, chat. I'm late today. I'm actually legitimately late today. Only by two minutes, though, so it's fine. I overestimated how much time it would take to go to the store to get some delicious... I guess I got a Coke Zero vanilla this time. But, damn, it's really packed. It's like, I forgot it's Christmas time and people are out and about right now.

Unknown_03: So...

Unknown_03: four hours and not four hours late come on let's not be redonkulous here i am playing soma this is the last streaming i'm doing for the year unless something spectacular happens jim sterling decides to put out his uh his uh delicious salty tear video for 800 000 subscribers a little bit early maybe uh maybe it'll happen but

0:00:54
Unknown_03: Um, let's see. I have no idea what this game is about. I have been told to play it by everybody. I have been told it is a walking simulator, but good is how it was pitched to me by some people. I looked at the reviews and I saw many different, like, usually I check reviews and it's like, okay, people review the game after playing it one time. So you usually get a good sense if it's like between 12 and 16 hours or 8 to 10 hours or whatever. This game, it's really hard to gauge how long it is because the reviews are all over the place. There's some that are done in six hours and there's like people have been playing it for like 40 plus hours. It's like I guess this is a game that has replay value because a lot of the reviews are very positive and they have sunk many hours into it through multiple playthroughs I imagine.

0:01:27
Unknown_03: 10 hours. 10 hours. Okay. That's about right. That's perfect.

Unknown_03: sorry damn i coughed so loud that uh it still picked up my mic with my microphone off anyways game mode normal monsters are dangerous and can kill you need to think and sneak and survive the game was designed from the start okay that is what i want apparently me playing alien isolation on normal was uh too easy because it was meant to be played on hard but that's i feel like you should uh you should make that normal reality is that which when you stop believing it doesn't go away

0:02:18
Unknown_31: Are you okay, Simon? I think you're bleeding.

Unknown_10: Oh, that's nothing. If it's too loud, let me know. Since my brain can't stop bleeding from the accident.

Unknown_31: Here, take this.

Unknown_10: No, that's for later, for the scan.

Unknown_31: It's green.

Unknown_03: Cubs should be on. Ashley, I need to tell you something. Maybe it's just this part that does not have subtitles? Simon, please don't make this weird.

Unknown_10: No, no, it's not like that.

Unknown_10: Why now?

Unknown_31: Who's David Munchie?

Unknown_10: Why is there never enough time?

0:02:56
Unknown_11: For what?

Unknown_11: Christ.

Unknown_03: This is bizarre so far.

Unknown_03: Oh my god, I hate fucking phone alarms. Yeah, I'm up. Hi, Simon Jarrett?

Unknown_10: Yeah, that's me. My name is David Munchie. We spoke earlier. The brain scan. I remember.

Unknown_05: So he had a bad accident and he lost his wife and now he's getting a cat scan.

0:03:39
Unknown_03: Oh my god.

Unknown_03: I love this game already. I can throw shit around. That was the best part of the, uh, the other game. Where it's like, hey, he has an Oosker. He has an Oosker chat. You know, here's a fun fact about the Ooskers. Um, wait, this isn't an Oosker. This is like a fake Oosker. This is like a metal Oosker. I thought it was a real Oosker.

Unknown_03: Okay, subtitles.

Unknown_03: That's an Oosker. They give the Ooskers out to the best golems in Hollywood.

0:04:17
Unknown_03: Audio. Subtitles on and closed caption on.

Unknown_03: I guess I did not turn that on or it just ignores my fucking setting.

Unknown_03: Sweet. What engine is this game built on? Because it feels like the same exact one as... Physics are great.

Unknown_03: I am completely engrossed in this. I want to play this in VR and throw this shit around.

Unknown_03: Well, this is based off of that movie, Hellraiser.

0:04:50
Unknown_03: This is just Source?

Unknown_03: Same as Amnesia. Yeah, it feels like it.

Unknown_03: No screw. Still give it to the golems.

Unknown_03: Downtown accident kills young woman, so I called that.

Unknown_03: This is like a hint about what inspired this game, I bet.

Unknown_03: Some are blockbusters, Japanimation bigger than ever, Stunts vs CGI.

0:05:27
Unknown_03: This is like an $800 camera lens. Spend a lot of money on so you can post this fucking garbage to the photo board on 4chan.

Unknown_03: In the Funko Pop! Cringe!

Unknown_03: Put that right where it belongs.

Unknown_03: Right.

Unknown_03: Where it belongs.

0:06:01
Unknown_08: Oh, nice.

Unknown_03: Bro.

Unknown_03: I can't even put this in the trash because the trash is, like, overfilled.

Unknown_03: Sir, you live a vile... A vile existence. Oh, my God. We need a woman. We should get married and not kill the new one.

Unknown_03: How do you... Bitch, how do you live like this?

Unknown_03: Am I supposed to be looking for something? Where's the tracer stuff at? Oh.

0:06:39
Unknown_03: Whoa, tracer fluid.

Unknown_03: I'm already tracer.

Unknown_06: Nothing but fast food.

Unknown_06: I should buy something healthier on my way home.

Unknown_03: Finally. Game beaten. I got pizza.

Unknown_03: Gotta get the tracer fluid first. Oh shit. This always happens to me. Shit just falls out of the fucking sides.

Unknown_03: It's okay.

0:07:16
Unknown_03: I have so much stuff that I can open. I'm never going to get out of this room.

Unknown_03: I think it's in here. Oh, it would make sense. It would make sense to put it in the medicine cabinet.

Unknown_10: There it is.

Unknown_03: What year is this game? The graphics are pretty good.

Unknown_06: Yeah, this is a very nice bathroom. Well, let me turn on the shower.

0:07:49
Unknown_03: So far, I've been able to shower clothed in every game that I've played for streams.

Unknown_03: This is the first one that's like, uh, no, actually you can't do that.

Unknown_04: Let's get out of here.

Unknown_03: Kind of reminds me of Deus Ex.

Unknown_03: I don't know why. Look at that black businessman. Hmm, yes, the stock market. I'm importing fava beans from Indonesia.

0:08:26
Unknown_40: Prices are looking quite good indeed.

Unknown_10: Jesse.

Unknown_16: Simon, what's up? I want to check if you're coming to the store today.

Unknown_10: Uh, maybe later. I got the brain scan thing, remember?

Unknown_16: That's today. I knew you'd forget. I'm sorry. Just send me a mailman.

Unknown_03: Never trust anyone named Jesse.

Unknown_11: You got Jesse from the Breaking Bad that's like a complete fuck up.

0:09:01
Unknown_03: You got Jesse from this game that's like a fucking loser. They can't remember your brain scan day. You got Jesse Podawful. He's like a loser. Can you name a single Jesse that's not a fucking loser, chat?

Unknown_10: Quick I guess it's been a while you have to hear me talk over everything.

Unknown_03: This is extremely important to the listening experience Jesse Lee Peterson, that's a good one.

0:09:35
Unknown_16: Jesse Ventura. It's also a good one.

Unknown_03: I

Unknown_10: that's not funny it's a little funny no no it's not bye jesse that's crazy i turn off my um my the 48 volt gain on my mic like when i cough it still picks it up i apologize

Unknown_32: You have a friend named Jesse who's kind of cool.

Unknown_03: That's nice. I'm glad that you per... I don't accept anecdotes as evidence, though. You have to be scientific about this. My inside... Wait, this game has leaning, but Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 doesn't? This psychological horror game has leaning, but I can't fucking lean in Modern Warfare? Come on, now.

0:10:08
Unknown_10: Where is everyone? I thought this place would be busy.

Unknown_40: Not balanced for me.

Unknown_03: Um, what am I doing?

Unknown_03: Scan now. We got a few hours. I got Simon Jarrett. Let's see this. Here, laptop at reception. Are you getting ready? Call me ASAP.

0:10:42
Unknown_03: Hey Paul, I talked to Pace about using the lab this week and managed to book. We're locked out. I've got an extra time in the lab today. Unfortunately, nobody told us about the code change. So I called security and talked to Professor Y to have him vouch for our project. I'm probably going to have to hold some haunch over at Pace's legal department. I'm not allowed to repeat the code in mails or texts, but I'll leave a note or something in case I forget. So I... Is there like a thing letting me know about what I'm supposed to be... I'm looking for...

0:11:18
Unknown_40: I don't see any coom from the ceiling, so it can't be dangerous.

Unknown_08: Yo, where the fuck you at bro?

Unknown_10: Uh oh, spooky clown.

Unknown_08: This guy sounds like the voice actor from Heavy Rain.

Unknown_03: I want to play with the kids. I want some orange juice. I only know that game because of the, um, Dunkey reboot. I've not played it yet. Where's the codec?

0:11:51
Unknown_03: This is definitely not the fucking office that you're supposed to be in, like,

Unknown_03: So far, this game knows what a light is, so not that bad. 2501. Oh, a USB drive.

0:12:24
Unknown_34: What could this be?

Unknown_03: There's no way to put the USB drive on? I was hoping there'd be some kind of secret if I put the USB drive on.

Unknown_03: Open for some dank gamer content.

Unknown_40: Just the N-word 50 times on USB Drive.

0:13:11
Unknown_03: I'm not gonna run indoors. Are you nuts?

Unknown_40: It's a laser warning. Warning of the lasers.

Unknown_38: Ugh!

Unknown_38: Ah!

Unknown_38: Ah!

Unknown_03: Doesn't work.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna find something that's memetic eventually by playing around with these.

Unknown_03: Get the jab. Oh no, I'm back!

0:13:47
Unknown_03: So far this feels like, um...

Unknown_03: What's it called?

Unknown_03: That game?

Unknown_05: Where you're in an office building and somebody narrates at you? Stanley Parable, yes.

Unknown_03: Good job. That's exactly what I meant.

Unknown_05: Oh, did you take the tracer fluid?

0:14:19
Unknown_10: Yes. Yes, I did.

Unknown_05: Great. Well, we can start whenever you're ready.

Unknown_03: I thought his name was Dr. Munchy. Why is he now Dr. Berg?

0:14:55
Unknown_05: All right, let me just get this out of the way.

Unknown_05: You are Simon Jarrett, correct?

Unknown_07: Right.

Unknown_05: From Canada, Munchy. No, I'm Canadian. Born 1988, July 16. Right. Flat Neurograph, version 6. Good. All files in order. Will this hurt? It's just a scan. It'll hurt about as much as getting your picture taken.

Unknown_10: Indians thought cameras would steal their souls.

Unknown_05: Is that so? Well, let's hope they're wrong.

Unknown_05: Ready?

Unknown_03: That's a good reply for a really awkward statement.

0:15:29
Unknown_03: That's also foreshadowing. Let's hope they're wrong.

Unknown_10: Hello?

Unknown_10: No. Mr. Munchie? Did something go wrong?

0:16:02
Unknown_10: This isn't funny.

Unknown_03: But now I'm in alien isolation now.

Unknown_11: What the hell is this place? How did I get here? I can figure this out.

Unknown_11: I just need to stay calm.

Unknown_11: No need to make things worse.

Unknown_03: Insert omni-tool to access.

Unknown_03: Ah. An excuse to fuck around. Whatever the fuck that is.

0:16:39
Unknown_03: Hello?

Unknown_37: Omni-tool? That might have an omni-tool.

Unknown_03: No. No. What about this? It's like an old PSU.

Unknown_03: It was literally a power supply unit.

Unknown_03: You can build your own PC in here.

Unknown_03: I don't know. I'm in China.

Unknown_03: There's caution.

0:17:12
Unknown_03: Where's my Omnitool at? That's a power supply unit for a server.

Unknown_03: Where'd they get these assets from?

Unknown_03: okay here's here's the conundrum chat you are being plugged into the matrix they're either going to send you to china where they love white people but it's china or they'll send you to japan where it's ostensibly a very nice country but they hate whitey choose carefully chat

0:18:02
Unknown_03: This is supposed to be the Omnitool.

Unknown_03: Rather eat a bullet than give China a chance. Well, maybe you deserve that. I don't know what to tell you.

Unknown_03: Are any of you an Omnitool? What's a power supply in this? What's a power supply in this?

0:18:38
Unknown_03: Maybe I can move this out?

Unknown_40: What does it look like?

Unknown_40: Help me out.

Unknown_03: Fix the server.

Unknown_03: I have to find the Omni-Tool first.

Unknown_03: Window.

Unknown_40: Nothing there. Now we're talking.

0:19:16
Unknown_40: Amongst... Not my... Not my J.C.

Unknown_03: Denton in the bathroom.

Unknown_03: Get out of the woman's bathroom then.

Unknown_03: Is this how refrigerators look in the future? Come on. Ooh, this is like all tea. What a fine tea collection for like the office.

0:19:59
Unknown_30: We have yet to find the army tool.

0:20:44
Unknown_40: This is ominous as fuck. Is this the Omni tool?

Unknown_03: No. This is like alien shit. Like from the other game.

Unknown_03: I've played Life is Strange.

0:21:16
Unknown_30: Hey you, can you talk? Can you talk like the others? Why are you like this? You want some structure gel? Yeah, you do.

Unknown_37: Oh, I didn't mean to interrupt it.

Unknown_03: Oh, he like skipped it by walking away. Now there's like a monster.

0:22:13
Unknown_40: We have to find the army, too.

Unknown_37: What am I hiding from? Oh.

0:23:19
Unknown_03: I ain't falling for that one again. Duh-uh.

Unknown_34: What is that?

0:24:02
Unknown_39: Yeah, I'm gonna get dark in here pretty fast.

Unknown_39: Do I not just do this?

Unknown_29: That's not very useful.

0:24:39
Unknown_03: I appreciate how the screens are like a real thing that you can lean in and away from.

Unknown_03: Uh, so everything's fucked?

Unknown_03: Cool. No tool chip. No cortex chip. Unlocking the toolbox. Orientation. I know they told you that field technicians would get full access throughout PESOS 2. I'm here to tell you that's not gonna happen. Don't get me wrong. I don't want to get in your way. We need you guys to keep this place up and running. But there needs to be at least some level of security on these things. I don't want to hear you barge into some quarantined area at Omicron and just knock down the whole place with some virus or whatever the hell they're doing over there.

0:25:22
Unknown_27: This is what you can do. You'll be able to use it to open doors. Basically all of them. If you can't, there's something wrong or someone didn't want you in there. Then what do you do? You shove that Omnitool into a terminal and see if you can't get around it somehow.

Unknown_27: I mean, sometimes you'll need to get into places where you don't belong. Just find a way. You're an engineer for crying out loud. What else? Take care of your gear. Don't be an asshole.

Unknown_27: That's about it, really. My name is John Strohmeyer, Pathos 2 security operative.

0:25:56
Unknown_03: Kind of... What kind of security intro is that? It's like a Space Station 13 intro.

Unknown_03: Just don't fucking kill the clown. You can rough him up a little bit, but don't fucking kill him. Because that's something we have to report to Mission Control, and it makes us look bad if you kill the fucking clown. So let's not do that. It's always staged. How do I get back?

Unknown_03: I have to get the chip. Can I get the chip?

0:26:31
Unknown_03: Not inserted.

Unknown_03: I already unlocked the toolbox.

Unknown_03: Oh, on the other side.

0:27:03
Unknown_03: uh sim can reported uncharacteristic levels of nausea for mission diagnostic saw a spike of electromagneticism spreading the pilot helmet which is believed to be the cause of some conceptions no indication to what group the pilot system has become increasingly unreliable everyone has been using it in the last couple months has been leaving headaches and are having headaches and asthma How's your last week Gavin was like that for 30 hours while trying to direct a helper cluster. This is not acceptable We'll figure this out. But for the time being I'm shutting down these through the pulses This means you'll have to be more heavy lifting performing the operations through programming or physical labor Nobody's happy about this. We don't bother complaining Jane Adam. This place is like really shit What a fucking dump So, what was the point of this

Unknown_03: What was the point of, like, booting all this shit up and getting access to this?

0:28:02
Unknown_03: The, uh, this is obviously, like, the name of the station is Pathos. And that's obviously, like, an indication that this is in your head.

Unknown_03: Because Pathos is a part of your mind. Or your... I really feel like an idiot.

Unknown_03: Replace heat shields. Southern flu success production restored. What was the point of getting the Omni tool to get this back up if I can't?

0:28:45
Unknown_03: Oh.

Unknown_03: OK.

Unknown_03: One more. Can I do other stuff now?

0:29:17
Unknown_29: I am British.

Unknown_34: That's why the station is in such good condition. We have British AI.

Unknown_34: Okay, now what?

Unknown_40: That didn't change.

Unknown_03: Well, there must be a door that I can now access because I have upgraded my security chip.

0:30:21
Unknown_39: Spooky monster.

Unknown_03: I chose... Rapture. I mean Silicon. I mean Ipsilon.

Unknown_07: I'm here.

Unknown_13: Ready to let it go yet?

Unknown_07: I guess so.

Unknown_13: Plenty of opportunity to go sand on the fishes back in Santa.

Unknown_01: Yeah. I'm gonna miss this place.

Unknown_13: Upsomon? Come on.

Unknown_01: We've worked here for years. You're not even gonna miss it a little bit?

0:31:01
Unknown_16: A power plant full of psychotic machines.

Unknown_24: I'll find a way to cope. That's cold, man. It's not Upsomon's fault it got swarmed. Whatever. See you later.

Unknown_03: Am I gonna meet Azaro and Semen Semenchenko?

Unknown_38: I can run but like I have been mentally conditioned to not run ever at this point.

0:31:50
Unknown_37: Poke it. Put your fingy in it.

Unknown_37: Put your fingy in it.

Unknown_03: Oh boy, eventually. This game came out before or after Alien Isolation?

Unknown_34: After it, yeah.

0:32:25
Unknown_03: Feels like it. Definitely got some inspiration from Bioshock and Alien Isolation, I think.

Unknown_40: Do not put your D in the nastiest alien hole.

0:33:00
Unknown_03: Because it will rot off. My grandfather always told me this story about how when he was a GI in Vietnam

Unknown_03: He was told not to have sex with any of the chinky ladies there because they might have VD, which is what they called STDs back in the day. And he would, on guard duty, he would, from his post, he would see a guy lighting up a cigarette in the distance. So he went out to investigate one day because he kept seeing it and was curious what it was. And it was like an XGI that was just kind of loitering around the base. And he's like, are you like AWOL? Are you like abandoning combat duties or what? And he's like, no, I don't exist anymore. I fucked all the chinky ladies and now I have some sort of VD. They don't know what it is. So they say that I don't, I'm not alive anymore. I'm KIA. They're just going to leave me behind in Vietnam.

0:33:33
Unknown_40: Hey, can you hear me?

0:34:06
Unknown_03: I guess that's a no.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna pull out your little umbilical cord. Oh no, he's sad.

Unknown_03: I can't put it back in.

Unknown_03: I have to murder you.

Unknown_03: You're a robot. I don't trust you.

0:34:41
Unknown_03: I'm pretty sure I know what those symbols mean. I'm pretty sure that means Hong Ming, which is red moon.

Unknown_03: I could be wrong though. I'm not like, I don't actually speak Chinese, but I think I recognize those symbols. Can I plug it back in? I'm done. I booted up everything now.

0:35:33
Unknown_03: We can have it.

Unknown_03: We can have it back.

Unknown_20: What is, what's happening? Hello, is there anyone there? Hey, hey, can you hear me?

Unknown_20: I hear you.

Unknown_10: Uh, Absalom, what's going on?

Unknown_10: Uh, I have no idea. I just sort of woke up here. And the room right now? Uh, it was like a seat with a helmet.

Unknown_20: Is that right? What's your name?

0:36:05
Unknown_10: I'm Simon Jarrett.

Unknown_20: And what are you... Oh, damn relays.

Unknown_20: Where are you now?

Unknown_10: Some place dealing with electrical power. I'm not sure if it's a plant or a transformer.

Unknown_10: Yeah, you're probably in a thermal plant somewhere.

Unknown_20: You want to go upstairs to the comm center. It's the room with the dome ceiling. Hey, look, this place is not... There's something seriously wrong here.

Unknown_10: Hello? Hello?

Unknown_20: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. We lost another relay. Listen, head for the comm center upstairs. I'll wait here.

0:36:36
Unknown_03: Okay, calm center. This book concerns me deeply. The first symbol is chong, which means China. Usually when you refer to the country of China, you say chong guo, but the second one looks like ruo, which means meat. So I think this means Chinese meat. And the second one, I think that's water, black, mind. So this is Chinese meat, black mind water. I'm 100% certain of that translation.

0:37:22
Unknown_40: Oh, it means inside, doesn't mean... okay.

Unknown_03: Ha! This is like the fourth fucking game that has happened. I'll get over it. Oh shit. Is the... that guy a robin?

Unknown_40: Yeah, he was a little far.

0:38:21
Unknown_37: He's like super.

Unknown_03: Really? I don't want to die.

Unknown_03: He's a robot. I can't believe this.

Unknown_03: For all this time.

Unknown_03: The ladder let me down.

Unknown_03: It really is the ultimate betrayal if you think about it.

0:39:17
Unknown_03: I'm already gimpy. I'm already in that stage of amnesia.

Unknown_03: I'm in gimp mode. How do I get out of gimp mode? Well, I came back to where the robot is from and there's nothing here.

0:40:08
Unknown_03: I'm in GIMP mode for the rest of the game? What? Maybe there's supposed to be a more intelligent way to get around them.

Unknown_40: I don't need intelligent ways to do things.

0:40:43
Unknown_03: I mean, if I was in this situation, I would simply run through the scene too.

Unknown_39: Amy's sketchbook.

0:41:17
Unknown_03: Damn bitch who lived like this. I thought my house was all fucked up. I really want to get out of game mode. Lockdown process initiated. Hit turn one for details.

Unknown_40: Oh.

Unknown_40: That's right, right click. Where do I put in my tool?

0:41:52
Unknown_03: You're next if you don't let me in.

Unknown_03: Wait, you have to put your finger in the booty hole for real to get out of gimpy mode?

Unknown_03: That's interesting. Hey, is that you? I can gimp. I can gimp along. Wait, there's a booty hole.

0:43:21
Unknown_10: I'm gonna do it like Ralph.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna do it Ralph-a-mill, so.

Unknown_03: What terminal?

Unknown_03: Wait, hold up, let me check something real quick.

Unknown_32: Sorry. Okay, nevermind.

Unknown_03: False alarm. I thought I got an emergency text message that we had a level six Kiwi emergency.

0:43:57
Unknown_03: um okay it's a check terminal okay let me refocus my mind it can bobulate i'm gonna i'm gonna soy days i'm gonna carbohydrate days right now lockdown process check terminal for details terminal is closed i do not have a code for this so i'm looking for a code uh i am here assembly b storage and workshop so you can't get into the storage um

Unknown_03: we can check the workshop first yes i could go torture that robot i'll close the door what the hell happened to you what are you are you blind it's me call call simpkin wrangler

0:44:57
Unknown_10: I know, actually.

Unknown_16: This robot has eaten my man Carl. Sorry, Carl.

Unknown_16: It has to be this way.

0:45:39
Unknown_37: Do you know the code?

Unknown_36: Hey, fine.

Unknown_10: I'm sorry, I think I pulled the wrong lever.

Unknown_16: Oh, don't sweat it.

Unknown_16: Where the fuck am I gonna get a medic? Is that like a flashback to how Simonchenko got infected?

0:46:52
Unknown_02: Into a robot?

Unknown_03: Yeah, this place sucks. I wouldn't want to work here.

Unknown_03: Are you a medic? Oh, God, he's dead?

Unknown_03: He's dead.

0:47:34
Unknown_03: Hey, look, Chad. It's literally me. I'm the Simonchenko.

Unknown_03: Oh, wait. 07. Is it 32?

Unknown_15: Did you get the final backup turbos going?

Unknown_23: Everything is wired evenly. We've hedged our bets as much as we possibly can.

Unknown_15: So that's it? Enough power to run Pathos 2 until the next apocalypse. We're ready to go. I really hope we didn't mess anything up. I don't want to have to come back here.

0:48:06
Unknown_14: Relax, it's over. We're going to theta. Maybe we should seal more blocks I don't trust the helpers to let this place run in peace We've sealed everything everything from the barracks to the comp center if anyone ever sets their foot here again They're gonna have a hell of a time getting around Yeah, those fucking robots are scary if I was

0:48:41
Unknown_03: I wasn't scary. If I was like in a situation like this, it's like a contractor and there was like an apocalypse like this, but that's his password. It's just his ID. Jesus. Um, I would, I would probably call the government. I like the government, but like if I was working in like the department of interior, like fish and wildlife, and there was like a robot fish emergency, like these robot fish were killing everything. I would call somebody else in the government and be like, there's, like, a serious fucking problem here.

0:49:19
Unknown_03: Heather Wolszczek. Czec? Czec?

Unknown_03: That's a weird, like, last name. I don't know if that's Polish or Czech or looking it up. power production has been secured we've been sealed off the factories keep the plant running all supplier supplier fluid systems have been turned off if anyone ever has to return note the power flow is power flow regulator is hanging by a thread if you flip a switch it's probably in your turning back situation we're out of here carl the list of all the uh

0:49:57
Unknown_03: people salmonchenko is epsilon control deck and shuttle station nice and nice oh i can't send that

Unknown_03: I'm gonna be coming back here to fix this shit.

Unknown_03: I guess.

Unknown_40: This seems like the main room, right? I'm gonna be coming back to this room a lot.

0:50:58
Unknown_03: A black box is a precision instrument designed to observe your overall condition. It measures a wide range of data from body temperature to brainwave activity. This information is constantly relayed to pathos to a Gordon unit.

Unknown_03: The station can provide you the appropriate climate for every situation. For optimum performance, please follow the auto-injector instructions and carefully to make sure the implant is properly plugged. Am I getting my HUD? Oh, boy.

Unknown_03: Where's my auto-injector at?

Unknown_02: Oh, man.

Unknown_03: Where's the thing at?

0:51:33
Unknown_03: How do I inject this into my brain?

Unknown_03: Is there no way for me to get this thing and put it into my brain?

Unknown_03: it's not there's not like a thing indicating him on internet i want my hud well my head's up this one please tell amy i need help so you're you're like far past i can kill you if it would help i would show him his corpse i'd be like you are dead for real

0:52:28
Unknown_03: Talk to him Turning the power on again. I thought I was supposed to but Um, the screaming didn't stop so i'm forced to assume that i'm not supposed to But you're a robot really the robots have legs hands a face You're delusional.

Unknown_10: Okay, calm down. I I won't get some fucking help

Unknown_40: Okay, I have to find Amy in the control room. This much is clear.

0:53:05
Unknown_03: I'm here. I want to go to communications. Communications is... Actually, the other thing said something else.

Unknown_03: So I'm not here, actually.

Unknown_12: That's, yeah, okay.

Unknown_03: So I have to turn that off and that off. I understand.

Unknown_03: That matches up with this map, right?

0:53:39
Unknown_04: Yeah, I think so.

Unknown_03: We strain the system if you pull the lever there's no turning back make sure you want it bad enough Oh what So

0:54:28
Unknown_03: This is the same thing as the other room. One of them has to be turned off. The robot or the flow control room. What is the flow... Okay, hold up. I understand what they're doing. I either have to basically send the robot to an agonizing, torturous hell, or I have to turn off something that is beneficial to me. Power production has been secured. We've set up the factory to keep it running. The power flow regulator is hanging on by a thread. If you flip the switch, it's probably in no turn. What does it do? I can't make the decision because I don't know what the fuck a flow control thing does.

0:55:19
Unknown_39: Go up the stairs?

Unknown_03: It opens a door. Is this the tutorial? He doesn't know. I mean...

Unknown_03: Listen, Semenchenko is here and he's fucking dead, okay? This motherfucker, his eyes are gone, his mouth is all, like this, he's fucking dead. This guy right here, he's dead. This thing is a space alien wearing his head.

0:55:52
Unknown_03: I choose, I don't know what the fuck a flow control does, but this is the obvious option.

Unknown_03: I just don't feel bad because he's a robot. He's a robot. He's invented to do shit. If he thinks he's a person, that sucks, but he's not.

0:56:41
Unknown_10: Josie, how's the eBay coming along?

Unknown_31: We got everything we need to move. But we can't leave the plant without supervision. Adams decided to leave Amy, Asaro, and Kalsanka to execute the automatization process.

Unknown_15: And I bet they're thrilled about it.

Unknown_31: I just wanted to let you know we're on schedule and I'll talk to you tomorrow. All right. I'll pass on the bolt check.

0:57:14
Unknown_35: Jonesy, lovely morning for an evac, am I right?

Unknown_31: It will do. I wanted to introduce you to Amy and Cal. They'll be doing the talking as soon as I leave for Theta. Say hello. Hey, Theta.

Unknown_33: Hello. Hey, guys. I'm Peter Strask, dispatcher at Theta. Just let me know if there's anything I can do to help. I suppose that's it. I'll see you real soon. When we arrive. All right, Jonesy. Have a safe trip. Hey. Hello? Theta? Absalon, what's up? We could really use some direct contact with Heather.

Unknown_16: I mean, site service engineer Wolchek. Direct links are almost impossible to establish.

0:57:49
Unknown_06: The Lumar relays are basically junk at this point. Why is this place such a shithole?

Unknown_34: If you want, I'm pretty much almost here.

Unknown_06: Ready to relay anything by hand.

Unknown_03: Why is everything so fucking awful?

Unknown_06: All right, we just have to make do.

Unknown_16: Catch you later. It's Canada, but everything is in Chinese

0:58:36
Unknown_03: they're like really establishing these characters i'm gonna have to kill because they're evil robots

Unknown_12: Hello?

Unknown_03: Oh, that wasn't very productive.

0:59:17
Unknown_03: Try another one.

Unknown_38: Can't call that one.

Unknown_10: hey are you there i found the dome ceiling oh that's better simon was it jared simon jared hi simon i'm catherine have you figured out what's going on yet me i was hoping you'd have some answers i probably have some what do you want to know why are the robots talking even begin i mean what is this place how did i get here and why do the robots talk like they're people Well, you're at Absalon, clearly. Have you never been there before? Where did you work? The Grimoire in Toronto. Is that really important?

1:00:07
Unknown_20: No. I mean, where did you work at Pato's, too?

Unknown_10: I don't know what that is. That's unexpected.

Unknown_20: Did you come directly from Toronto?

Unknown_10: Yeah, I did. And it was very unexpected.

Unknown_03: Say that you woke up in the fucking chair and you have amnesia. You have no idea what... Only robots.

Unknown_10: Crazy ones. Except for one. I think he was in pain. I'm not sure what to do.

Unknown_21: He said he was hurting.

Unknown_10: Sort of yes, he was screaming in agony.

1:00:40
Unknown_03: Are you fucking retarded? This guy is the biggest fucking bird ever This place is about to collapse Which one am I going to?

Unknown_05: Is that the end?

1:01:23
Unknown_03: Did I win?

Unknown_03: Is he gonna wake up as a fish? Cause I'm a gay fish. What?

Unknown_03: Oh my god, I was right. He is now a gay fish.

Unknown_03: Holy shit, we're going fish-o mode, boys.

Unknown_03: Hell yeah. Now this is the kind of gameplay that I like.

Unknown_03: What? You're a fish. Swim. Why do you have to climb shit? This guy can't even be a fish correctly.

1:01:55
Unknown_03: Wait, am I also a robot?

Unknown_03: Is this why I'm such a fucking retard? Is this why I can walk around and shit?

Unknown_03: I mean, if that's supposed to be a twist ending, it's obvious I'm a fucking robot. That explains why he wouldn't be able to swim up either, because he's too heavy. He can climb up stuff, but he has to... He's not able to... He's not buoyant, because he's made of metal.

1:02:31
Unknown_03: That's really obvious, and that's what they're going for.

Unknown_38: Hello?

1:03:10
Unknown_03: Why does that robot want to kill a fellow robot friend then?

Unknown_03: That don't make no sense. Uh oh. Is that not a friendly robot?

Unknown_03: Friendly, friendly, friendly.

Unknown_23: Come in, Theta. You better answer me, Strosky. Come on! Amy, where are you? The field. I had to leave.

1:03:44
Unknown_35: Is Carl with you? It all went to hell. Hold on. You got the power automated, right? The plant is safe? We need the power to keep the sites running. Oh, fuck the power! Fuck you, Strassky! The machines killed Carl. Oh, shit. All right, calm down. It'll be okay. Can you get back to Theta? Yeah.

Unknown_23: I think so. I'll head for the shuttle, the Ox. Good luck, Amy.

Unknown_35: Rooting for you.

Unknown_03: When you go to the shuttle, make sure there's no aliens following you. Because then you'll have to space yourself.

1:04:24
Unknown_03: Now we're playing Subnautica chat.

Unknown_03: Where's the big whales at going? Why is this not lit up?

Unknown_12: No, I don't have any fucking pills for you Fucking can't believe they would make robots that like beg for pain pills like a floridian fuck off Not giving you a fucking.

1:05:04
Unknown_03: Uh Whatever morphine pills

Unknown_03: This Florida? That would explain a lot, actually.

Unknown_03: I'm a fish. I'm drawn to the bright light. Do you have answers for me, bright light?

Unknown_03: Then I must be trying to get to this...

1:05:48
Unknown_39: How do I get to him?

Unknown_37: Am I not supposed to get in there?

Unknown_03: Upsilon.

Unknown_03: I'm already at Upsilon.

Unknown_03: If I'm a robot, why do I breathe?

Unknown_03: Hello.

Unknown_03: Upsilon.

1:06:29
Unknown_40: There's a ladder. I don't think there's a fucking ladder. I'm never gonna find it.

Unknown_03: Definitely has to be where I'm going.

Unknown_03: Hey, evil robot, can you help me out? What the fuck?

Unknown_03: Bro, are you like a retard?

Unknown_03: Yeah, times is hard, bro. Sorry, I don't have any cash on me.

1:07:21
Unknown_12: Wait, why did this turn on?

Unknown_03: Maybe I'm not supposed to go that way.

Unknown_39: Feet the torches.

Unknown_37: That's not dead.

Unknown_37: Damn, I am lost, actually.

Unknown_03: I mean, I was following the lights.

Unknown_03: But now I don't know if the lights go forward or backwards.

1:08:00
Unknown_03: Was the issue.

Unknown_37: Maybe this one.

Unknown_02: Is that the ping-pong robot? No.

Unknown_02: They're lighting up again. This has to be right.

Unknown_02: Oh, I got a save message.

Unknown_03: Damn, this place is a shithole. This is like the worst fucking station ever.

1:08:49
Unknown_03: Oh, I can't get up here. OK.

Unknown_03: This is where, oh. Yeah. I think this will, I think this works right here.

Unknown_03: Yeah. Ah, perfect. Easy, easy, easy as pie. Oh, I should probably read the superchats that come in so I don't fucking greedy pig just peaking people's money and not just reading or anything.

1:09:26
Unknown_04: Okay, I will not do this. It's giving that donation alerts once it's actually open.

Unknown_32: It does not. Wait, why doesn't this work?

Unknown_03: Oh, there it is. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. There's a lot that actually came in that I didn't read. Buttsrollman45 says, Wagey Wagey stream from KG. Play horror games now. Don't be lazy. When you make act, chat will go crazy. Well, I enjoy the game, so it's not a Wagey thingy, but thank you. Neil Holstein for 15, Neil Holstein actually for 15 says, I do accept that Morrowind stream key I gave you over a year ago. I don't think so. I don't remember activating Morrowind, sorry.

1:10:02
Unknown_03: near for two says of course you got the pizza box versus true that's what my mind is immediately attracted to plan for five says time for existential existential horror also thanks for the vtuber wife prophecy josh i'll be sure to make i'll be sure to make sure to chump out with some rambling about your broke dick so that it will come true merry christmas

Unknown_03: Look, I just want what's best for everybody. And I think that being internet married to the rabbit will boost your career. It'll be a good thing for you.

1:10:39
Unknown_03: Sup, Moss B for five says, just finished the game yesterday. It was surprisingly good. Well, that's optimist. Hopefully it'll be good for me too. And I won't get the bad ending for killing the robot. Kane Jones for 250 says, I donated a power supply unit to play Stoma.

Unknown_03: I spent way too much of my power supply unit for my computer because I thought I could use my old graphics card, and it doesn't fit.

Unknown_03: The PCIe slot that I was going to put it in covers up all the important plugs for the motherboard if I try to put a graphics card in it, so I completely wasted my fucking money by buying an expensive GPU or PSU. Nounster5 says, this is DSP tier. Thanks. DSP makes a living doing it, so I'm on the right track, I guess. Nounster3 says, I just got back to the same, how you go from a bedroom to some kind of spaceship. You literally just wake up. You sit down in a chair in some dank office building, and then you wake up in the space station. Well, it's not really a spaceship. It's underwater.

1:11:17
Unknown_03: Camp Lord 1997 proposes, Josh, what skills do I need to get a decent IT job? Or to get a decent IT job? I'm a level one help desk and it pays about as much as McDonald's now after inflation, after all that shit. P.S. Seared bite off the impossible whopper.

1:11:52
Unknown_03: Literally just go to a camp. There's all sorts of camps. My buddy, the new one in Florida, he did like a six week course in data entry or some shit. Not data entry, but like databasing he did he took he just went to a boot camp He completed it over a couple months and now he's making like fifty thousand dollars a year and he went straight he literally went straight from like A different fast food restaurant every six months. Um, which is how I met him We both worked at whataburger when we were uh, when I was a teenager, he's a little bit older than me but um yeah he just he literally just said i want to do it because you you started doing it and then you moved all over the world and you had fun and i kind of wish i had that money and i want to work from home so i'm just going to take an it boot camp and he did like database management or whatever now he does fine uh they're really hurting for for anyone to do computer shit for everything because nobody makes anything anymore they just sell services on the internet to make all their money

1:12:27
Unknown_03: dandy pertin says hey hi are you happy that satin trad graduated from college today once the cozy plantation gets seized she can be the breadwinner in the harvester also roblox or siege stream win

Unknown_03: Like Rainbow Six Siege? I don't know. Probably never. I'm never gonna play Roblox. I never have.

Unknown_03: I'm more of a Blackland guy. There's a rivalry between the two. I've managed not to play Roblox for 20 years at this point. I can't go back on me now.

1:13:21
Unknown_03: How did she graduate college from Mexico? Was it all online?

Unknown_03: Was it like a pole dancing class that she completed online or some shit?

Unknown_03: Okay, now I'm caught. That's why I'm not such a greedy pig.

Unknown_36: Thank god the water is being drained.

1:14:02
Unknown_09: Let's hope the shuttle still works.

Unknown_03: May apparently got her degree in public relations and actually accepted it at like a physical place. Where did I get a flashlight?

Unknown_23: What was that?

Unknown_23: I can't hear you. Don't worry, I'll fix it. Somehow.

1:14:46
Unknown_36: Ah, this is a dank crevice. This looks like the way forward.

1:15:20
Unknown_03: I wish Catherine explained why this place is such a fucking dump. Oh, it's Catherine.

Unknown_23: No, Azaro is black.

Unknown_03: She has an Italian name, that's why she's black. Oh yeah, your shit's fucked, bro. I will click here.

1:15:55
Unknown_29: You're welcome.

Unknown_03: That's objectively the correct thing to do in this situation. Don't even try. Don't even fucking bother, chat.

1:16:48
Unknown_37: My logic is in denial.

1:17:24
Unknown_03: I see that we're taking the Chinese way into the building.

Unknown_03: Impact event on the morning of January 12th, the comet Talos crashed in the Pacific Ocean. The impact rings as one of the largest collisions ever recorded on Earth. All evidence indicates that the surface has gone completely barren and is no longer able to sustain life.

Unknown_03: Pathos 2's unique location has provided unparalleled safety for our staff, for structural damage has been noted, but no casualties reported. The largest loss was the weather and communications station located on the surface platform Omega Unmanned, which is, under the circumstances, a small price to pay. Theta will hold an emergency meeting to discuss the future of Pathos 2 and ultimately mankind. More of the matter will follow. Overseer K. Forqueren. Oh, I get a video.

1:18:16
Unknown_14: Friends.

1:18:58
Unknown_14: I was just mad it didn't fit better with what I imagined our lives would be.

Unknown_14: I really wanted to picket fence. Big family, you know?

Unknown_03: Get over it. I don't want to hear this guy talking. Fuck off. You have to go and find yourself out in the real world. Stop simping. You need to stop simping. That's what you need to fucking do. Man up. Stop the simping.

Unknown_03: The whole world fucking ended, but what I really wanted to do was have a nice big picket fence, and I'm so sad that you went out to discover yourself out in the real world.

1:19:58
Unknown_03: Am I going to lambda?

Unknown_28: Welcome to Pathos-2, your expressway to the stars.

Unknown_03: What started as a thermal mining operation in the 60s has now become home to the Omega Space Gun, the world's most affordable way to launch satellites and deep space probes. Our unique Atlantic Ocean location allows for this gigantic coil gun, running longer than a marathon, to safely launch projectiles without risk of damaging the payload with risky combustion.

1:20:32
Unknown_28: Oh, thank god they're diverse. sophisticated spacecrafts, in addition to our principal operation.

Unknown_28: And Pathos 2 is also the home for multiple research projects within the marine sciences, including hydroculture, turbulence, and deep-sea construction. We are now leaving Absalon for Lambda. Lambda is Pathos 2's shipping dock and transportation hub. There, you will be able to find shuttle trains leading to all the other parts of the station.

1:21:16
Unknown_03: The emergency stop was right there and he didn't he didn't do it Yeah

1:22:08
Unknown_40: No, it's an emergency exit. Right.

Unknown_03: Where's that piece of paper?

Unknown_40: Right.

Unknown_03: The screen's glitching out because that means the robots turned off.

1:22:52
Unknown_03: Incoming call? Who the fuck... Simon.

Unknown_22: Simon, are you there?

Unknown_10: Katherine, is that you?

Unknown_10: I was on my way, but then the shuttle train, it fucking crashed.

Unknown_22: Are you alright? The system says the section is sealed for suspected hull breach.

Unknown_10: No, I'm not alright. What the hell happened to the world? Why are we underwater?

Unknown_22: Well, you're really out of place, aren't you?

Unknown_22: Look, don't worry about that right now. I realize you're confused, but you're so close to Lambda. If you just keep going...

Unknown_10: All right, they're evil robots.

1:23:33
Unknown_22: Did she just turn off the phone?

Unknown_03: God, this guy is like a brainless.

Unknown_03: It's like when you see the hang-up, like, call-ended thing on your phone, you're like, are you there? Are you there? Are you okay? Like, no, bro. I'm fucking not.

Unknown_03: Oh, no.

Unknown_11: Jesus Christ. What the hell?

Unknown_03: I'm communed with the depths.

1:24:18
Unknown_40: Weird.

Unknown_03: Robofussin45 says, I want to be an internet janny when I grow up. Any tips?

Unknown_03: True now, first of all. That'll help you.

Unknown_03: Integrate into a woman's space. They won't eject you from it because they're afraid of being called transphobic. And then ban everybody who attacks you. This is the path to righteousness.

Unknown_37: Okay. Hello.

1:24:54
Unknown_37: Hello.

Unknown_37: Maintenance hatch. Maintenance hatch. Maintenance hatch. Maintenance hatch.

Unknown_02: aha manual escalator he sells fuck he's got the omni tool back in the shuttle fun idiot

1:25:50
Unknown_03: Oh, am I gimped? Because I, uh... Because I jumped? Oh, no. What the fuck was that?

Unknown_03: Like a teleporting thing. Did it take my Omnitool?

Unknown_03: Better not have taken my Omnitool.

Unknown_03: There's a teleporting robot.

1:26:28
Unknown_03: Nera asked for Tiro. How do you get you to play the original Deus Ex? Isn't that game like 40 hours long? I cannot play a game that's like 40 hours long. 10 is stretching it.

1:27:02
Unknown_15: Here we go again.

Unknown_03: Oh no, weather. And this time he just drowns. Let me out into Subnautica land.

Unknown_39: oh here we go again um really big

1:28:36
Unknown_40: 350.

Unknown_03: I'm going to the light.

Unknown_40: I'm not running into things.

Unknown_40: Ew.

Unknown_40: No, he found me. Even though I was being so sneaky.

1:29:14
Unknown_03: The other one just wanted pills.

Unknown_03: Everyone's saying like, oh no, Josh is killing the robots. I can't believe he would do this. But then, the robot's trying to kill me. Trying to make me gimpy.

Unknown_26: Easy as pie.

1:30:04
Unknown_03: By the way, the name of this thing says Carthage Industries. And Carthage must be destroyed.

Unknown_12: Simon, right here.

1:30:58
Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_03: I'll bet you a computer too?

Unknown_09: No, not you too. I was really hoping you were human.

Unknown_22: Don't let the circuitry fool you. I was human once.

Unknown_09: I can't take it anymore.

Unknown_10: This is... Everything's fucked. I give up. There's nothing left.

Unknown_22: Calm down. It's not the end of the world.

Unknown_10: You sure? It sure is how it looks like it. For all I know, there's no one left except for me.

Unknown_22: What do you mean? I'm right here.

Unknown_10: Don't take this the wrong way, but I meant any humans left except for me.

1:31:29
Unknown_22: Have you looked at yourself lately? You're a walking, talking diving suit with some electronics left on for good measure.

Unknown_10: I... I don't.

Unknown_22: You don't want to think about it? We'll start thinking about it.

Unknown_10: I... I... I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to be this. I want out.

Unknown_22: Before you do anything hasty, could you help me with something?

Unknown_10: What?

Unknown_22: I was trying to find out what happened with my project when that brute knocked me to the ground.

Unknown_10: Your project? How could anything possibly matter when you know you're a stupid robot in a stupid dead world?

Unknown_22: OK, focus. I need you to fix me so I can get back to work. Then you can sulk as much as you want.

1:32:01
Unknown_10: You've got to be kidding, right? I think I have a better chance of building myself a time machine than of putting you back together.

Unknown_22: I just need to access the computer. Oh, is that an Omnitool you're carrying?

Unknown_10: Oh, the door opener? I picked it up at Upsilon where I woke up.

Unknown_22: Not a lot to do. Plug it into the terminal.

Unknown_10: Sure, whatever.

Unknown_03: This guy's a dickhead.

Unknown_03: I hope Simon fucking dies.

Unknown_22: Just plug my Cortex chip into the tool.

Unknown_10: What's a Cortex chip?

Unknown_22: It will be obvious. I'll eject it for you. Just grab the chip and slide it into the Omnitool. Come on, I just need you to do this one thing for me.

1:32:36
Unknown_10: Sure, whatever.

Unknown_39: Eat the PSU.

Unknown_03: What did you want me to do?

Unknown_22: The tool you're carrying. Plug it into the computer over there.

Unknown_40: Which one? Lambda terminal 27 activated.

Unknown_22: The Omnitool is ready now. Should be easy enough. Just pick up the chip and slide it into the Omnitool.

Unknown_10: Why does a robot chip fit a door opener?

1:33:08
Unknown_22: It's standardized connection.

Unknown_10: Uh, Catherine?

Unknown_03: She's dead. All right. Let's give this a try. Oh, she's going to be on my thingy. She's going to come with us. She's coming with us, chat. Custom Cortex chip found.

Unknown_29: Shutting down helper chip. Have a nice day.

Unknown_22: Just pretty much anything will fit. Oh, this feels weird.

Unknown_22: I'm in the Omnitool. Thanks.

Unknown_10: So, what's the project about?

Unknown_22: My project?

1:33:41
Unknown_22: Oh, well, I saved all the people on the station as brain scans and put them into an artificial world. We were going to launch it into space to save it from, uh, well, all of this.

Unknown_10: Are you telling me that you were going to launch a computer world filled with people into space?

Unknown_22: Yes. It was just a pet project at first, but it got really serious after the comet took out the surface. Then suddenly it became very important and it was officially named the Ark.

Unknown_10: That's appropriate.

Unknown_10: How far did you get? I don't know.

Unknown_22: That version of me that I am?

Unknown_22: It came from a scan I did pretty early on. The living Catherine could very well have finished the project and launched it. I guess she could even still be alive.

1:34:17
Unknown_22: Weird thought.

Unknown_10: So the talking robots, are they also scans you did?

Unknown_22: They could be, but I doubt it. I'd expect much more sense if that was the case. Ah, all right, fine.

Unknown_10: What's happening?

Unknown_03: I managed to receive some data from the backup server.

Unknown_22: This should tell us everything we need.

Unknown_03: They're just retards.

Unknown_22: Oh.

Unknown_22: Could you do me a favor and run into the other room and have a look? I don't seem to be able to view the files in this condition. I need to know that the Ark is safe.

1:34:51
Unknown_10: Sure, Kath.

Unknown_22: Thanks. I'll unlock the door for you.

Unknown_22: What was he said before? You're from Toronto?

Unknown_10: Yeah, I just went in for a brain scan and suddenly here I am.

Unknown_22: That doesn't make any sense.

Unknown_10: A hundred years ago.

Unknown_22: Why would anyone bring a scan from Toronto?

Unknown_10: Oh! That's strange. What if I tell you it was 2015?

Unknown_03: Oh! He's resurrected from his MRI scan from a hundred years ago. They found the file somehow and plugged him into a diving suit. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

1:35:23
Unknown_03: Um, where's the other room at?

Unknown_03: I wanna go out there with the spooky monster.

Unknown_10: Guess in this room.

1:36:18
Unknown_03: I'm just imagining, like, the guy is, like, desperately... What happened before?

Unknown_10: That creature was strangely overbearing.

Unknown_22: Yeah, it basically exploded with electromagnetism.

Unknown_10: That's bad for us, right?

Unknown_22: Confusing, at least. Gives us senses a good punch.

Unknown_10: There's really no way around this. A freaking comet killed the planet.

Unknown_22: I'm afraid so.

Unknown_10: We were all stranded down here.

Unknown_22: And we were the lucky ones.

1:37:04
Unknown_03: The retard robot is trying to flood the thing with water. I guess I don't have to use this. I will though.

Unknown_37: Oh no.

Unknown_03: Where am I going?

1:37:43
Unknown_03: I'm a little bit lost now. What did she say to do? Go into the other room to do what?

Unknown_21: Check the computer in the other room.

Unknown_21: I mean, there was a computer I was looking at, right?

1:38:22
Unknown_03: No, that was just like... Those are all off.

Unknown_03: That doesn't work.

Unknown_03: I'll reread that note. I don't think there was anything important, though.

Unknown_03: Uh, Chris, I stayed up all night. It seems like a waste of sleep. I got the TV on in the background. The newscasters are covering the incoming comment like they were counting down for New Year's Eve. I know it's messed up. Wishing you were here with me.

Unknown_03: I suppose if anyone has a chance to survive this thing, it would be you guys below the waves. I hope you are able to go on if it's a life worth living. It looks like the shit's about to hit the fan. I better send this before the shockwave reaches us. I'm proud of you, boy. Dad.

1:39:03
Unknown_03: feels.

Unknown_03: Oh no, the prescriptions are all in Chinese. Maybe I shouldn't give this to the retard right now. That is literally the dumbest fuck ever.

Unknown_03: Wait.

Unknown_03: Of course. Of course it all makes sense now.

Unknown_02: oh it doesn't work this time huh bro can you like not spam the fucking chat please for real

1:40:05
Unknown_03: um okay i feel like i'm wandering around circles a computer in other room i have gone to all the other computer rooms there is no other computer unless she means like in here one line yes i'm one of those people that is the reason why every mainstream game he says has his has uh waypoints because i don't know what the yes look for anything about the art

Unknown_03: Are you excited about the arc?

Unknown_01: At first, I couldn't really see the point of it. But then I thought, why shouldn't we, right?

Unknown_01: I mean, if we are able to save even just a small piece of ourselves, why wouldn't we do that? So you are in favor of that?

Unknown_01: I think it's really important we do this.

1:41:09
Unknown_01: What are your thoughts on the Ark?

Unknown_18: It's a great idea. Finally we have something to do, am I right?

Unknown_22: Are you optimistic about the project's chances of, um, about the Ark reaching space?

Unknown_18: It can definitely be done. You already solved the biggest problem, how to actually get us all in there. Now all we have to do is build the damn thing, and hope Phi is still operational. Yeah, I think we can do it. But it's not going to be easy.

1:41:44
Unknown_22: What are your thoughts on the art project? The idea is just incredible. By every definition.

Unknown_03: The Asian is the most exciting. It really makes you think about what it means to be human.

Unknown_22: What makes you say that?

Unknown_18: Beyond the basics. Beyond the superficial. I'm convinced there's something with even greater value. You have provided a platform which is not necessarily restricted to our digital progeny, but a means of actual survival. It's my sincerest belief that we can go on living through the reality of continuity.

1:42:23
Unknown_03: So you want to live forever, but then you get glued to a fucking wall with your brain being sucked up by like a monster. Is this from inside the Ark?

Unknown_21: Yes. That's some early renders of the world inside.

Unknown_10: Looks a whole lot comfier than this place.

Unknown_03: She's just gonna walk it into orbit around the earth around the Sun ideal arc orbit why? Max distance for specific must be like a solar panel thing solar-powered Don't wanna get too close because then it starts to melt shit, I guess How would you describe your physical condition I

1:43:13
Unknown_03: I feel fake.

Unknown_03: How would you describe your mental condition?

Unknown_03: Uh, I feel altered because I'm a retard now. How would you describe your senses?

Unknown_03: I feel... Well, I can't smell anything.

Unknown_03: How would you describe your sensation of your new conditions?

Unknown_03: um disconnecting else are you troubled by the fact that you are no longer strictly human yes i'm well my previous existence sucked and i murdered my wife uh i feel fine you know what i feel fine actually how do you perceive your new existence

1:44:08
Unknown_03: It's a direct continuation, like a new chapter in my life, being born all over again. It's completely different and has nothing to do with my previous self.

Unknown_03: Let's say number four. Do you think this new existence will be a life worth living?

Unknown_03: Maybe.

Unknown_03: I'm gonna fence around that. Would you rather be removed from the project and accept death?

Unknown_03: I'm gonna go with yes. All those people will change the walls and shit.

Unknown_03: Okay, done. I've already done the arc tracker.

1:44:47
Unknown_03: I found a tracker logged in on the arc.

Unknown_22: Oh, that's clever. I wonder if I thought of that. Does it still work? I really need to know what happened to it.

Unknown_10: I think so. It's doing something at least.

Unknown_21: Where is it?

Unknown_10: Hold on. I'm trying to find it.

Unknown_21: Please let it be safe.

Unknown_03: That's not ideal it's too far away Oh the ark is still on earth, that's why And it told me that I was in the mid-atlantic ridge right there I saw that map Um We're in epsilon and they said phi so is it in feet

1:45:42
Unknown_03: Was it in Tau?

Unknown_03: It's in Tau, ladies and gentlemen. It's almost in Phi, but not quite.

Unknown_03: Uh, I guess this is just guessing.

Unknown_03: Ah!

Unknown_03: Master guesser.

Unknown_10: I found it. It's at a site named Tau.

Unknown_22: Oh, no! It's on Earth! It's so close to Phi, they almost made it. Dammit, it won't make it for long in that state. A couple of decades at most.

1:46:13
Unknown_22: That's not much to build a future.

Unknown_10: If we got to it, could we get on the Ark?

Unknown_21: I suppose, but I'm not exactly flexible at the moment.

Unknown_10: I'll take us there. I can move, jump, swim, sort of. You're stuck in the Door Opener, the Omni-Tool. I'll just carry you there and you'll show me what to do.

Unknown_22: I'll surely risk it. Besides, I don't like the idea of you carrying me around.

1:46:47
Unknown_10: Come on, Catherine. This is what you wanted to do, your final mission. Let's launch the Ark.

Unknown_22: We need to find a way to get into the Abyss. Can't take the climber without a power suit.

Unknown_22: We probably have to go to Theta and pray the Dunbat's still working.

Unknown_10: Okay, so we go to Theta.

Unknown_22: I don't know. It's pretty far.

Unknown_10: Catherine, look around. Wait, so she's not gonna talk?

Unknown_10: Just gonna be hanging out?

1:47:39
Unknown_03: Hoping there would be like a companion, but I guess that would break the spookiness of the game as visually talking to you Okay, I guess I'm leaving I'm gonna go bye-bye

Unknown_03: Along the chat, it's true, Morgan.

1:48:26
Unknown_38: It's true. Yeah, they look pretty good.

Unknown_22: Yes, we're talking underwater captain.

1:49:14
Unknown_38: Uh oh.

Unknown_22: Lisbon?

Unknown_22: Oh no, we're gonna get gunned to.

Unknown_03: Do I look five foot one to you, bitch?

1:49:49
Unknown_03: I bet you fucking picked that camera out my face.

1:50:28
Unknown_03: Oh no! It's a ladder. Not really, it's a... looks like a ladder from certain angles.

Unknown_37: Oh, it's been two hours.

Unknown_03: I might have to make a bathroom break. You know how I am, chat. Yeah, I think a working thingamajig is definitely in here.

1:51:00
Unknown_03: This is definitely where I would store a working thing.

Unknown_03: There's a ladder.

1:51:52
Unknown_03: I'm being tormented by the visage of ladders everywhere. Ah! The fuck was that? Why is he teleporting?

Unknown_03: He's teleporting at me, fucker.

1:52:39
Unknown_02: Damn, look at this shithole.

Unknown_03: Okay, once I get inside this, I'm going to take a bathroom break. I have to plug in my phone as well. This will be the appropriate time to take a bathroom break yourself.

Unknown_03: It's still better than Eastern Europe, though, right?

1:53:23
Unknown_03: Kind of makes me want to play Subnautica again.

Unknown_03: I was really afraid when I first started playing Subnautica. I didn't want to leave the shallow end because the way that the game overwhelms you with the deepness of the ocean is really fucking scary. It does a really good job of making you feel like you're in the wide open seas, the dark blue.

Unknown_03: The game lags when I try to move the locker. That's funny.

1:54:01
Unknown_03: Wait, I can kind of move it. That's funny.

Unknown_03: Just say only you say this is my officially on it yet Yeah, okay, this is the appropriate time to have a bathroom break I'll be right back chat this is go get water go get snacks I

1:57:41
Unknown_32: Only I, only I can have 300 viewers while I literally do nothing.

Unknown_03: That's just life. Um, I actually have a shameful confession to make chat. You ready?

Unknown_03: I, um,

Unknown_03: I have that, I posted on the forum, or not on the forum, but on post, the licorice chocolate that is like Finnish, and it's like chocolate, and it has like a liquid licorice core, and it's really tasty. and tomorrow I'm going to get my Hollandaise pizza, and I'm going to eat my licorice chocolate after I eat my Hollandaise pizza. And after I do that, I think that my U.S. passport will be automatically rescinded for treason against the United States, and I will never be allowed back into the United States. I think my unification will be complete, and I'll never be accepted back in my homeland.

1:58:22
Unknown_03: The other shameful thing that I must admit to you in my chat, I have that Andy Worski abortion song kind of stuck in my head. The part where he's going like, abortion, abortion. It's so catchy. I've heard it a couple times now, so it's like lodged into my brain. Same thing. Irish cream understands my pain and is with me on this.

1:59:00
Unknown_03: Managed to plug in my phone with exactly 1% power left. I'm afraid to do anything with it. Cause I plugged it into my keyboard. Cause my keyboard is like double, double corded to have like a power draw. I have a film that I'm going to shut off my phone. Cause I don't know if it has enough power to actually do anything.

Unknown_04: $5,000.

1:59:36
Unknown_32: I mean, Hey, you know, why not?

Unknown_32: Okay. Did I miss anything? Um,

Unknown_03: I'm glad you enjoy the streams, friend. Thank you. And Shinma41 says, Thank you, Shinma.

2:00:15
Unknown_03: Here we are. We're in Theda, I want to say. I want to say this is Theda.

Unknown_03: This is a picture of her.

Unknown_03: This is a picture of Catherine.

Unknown_03: Oh, the monster is behind me. Right here.

2:00:48
Unknown_03: Yeah, I would like to get out of here.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I would like to get the fuck out of here. There has to be a way until I get the fuck out of here.

Unknown_03: I guess not. I guess he just doesn't want to let me the fuck out.

Unknown_34: Okay, can I hide in here?

2:01:22
Unknown_03: No.

Unknown_03: I really feel like this is the appropriate- oh wait.

Unknown_03: Maybe I can pull it? No.

Unknown_03: Okay, what am I gonna do?

Unknown_39: I'm gonna walk backwards so I don't- AH!

Unknown_40: I don't understand it says roll.

2:02:01
Unknown_03: I'm doing it Pull in or is this like a joke? I

Unknown_03: roll we don't know i mean that there's no other way to go that would have been that scene sequence would be a lot more tense if i could actually get to this door

2:02:54
Unknown_03: I'm forced to assume that I can't open it.

Unknown_03: It almost looks like a door, but there's no option to interact with it.

Unknown_03: No interactions with any of that shit.

Unknown_03: Are you fucking kidding me?

2:03:28
Unknown_03: Um, no, this is interactive.

Unknown_39: Oh, human skeleton, that's nice.

Unknown_39: That's all fucking garbage.

Unknown_37: Okay, fine. The ocean is dark, incredibly dark. In that distance, I can see land.

2:04:07
Unknown_25: According to navigation, it's Lisbon, the coast of Portugal. Oh, no. Is it the monster Cog?

Unknown_03: Is he there with his mate? The flames, they're reaching all the way into the sky. It's unreal. Any signs of life?

Unknown_24: Over. No. That asshole is so in the fucking way.

2:05:08
Unknown_03: Why is he wowing at me? Oh, because I made the noise. He doesn't like it when I make the noise. Finally, safety.

2:05:52
Unknown_39: Um, nothing else in here, I guess. Human skull. Um...

Unknown_12: yeah fuck that that disconnected my stream down no some reason uh the chat on my browser is down i can't see it

2:06:54
Unknown_37: Okay, that don't open. That don't open.

Unknown_03: Nothing there.

Unknown_03: Cool. This appears to be... Ah!

Unknown_37: No door. Cool.

Unknown_12: Do I hide in here?

Unknown_37: No. Can't hide in there.

2:07:27
Unknown_37: Really?

Unknown_03: He's coming back? How the fuck am I supposed to get around this dude?

Unknown_03: Did you move a book? Wham.

Unknown_03: Yeah, it's literally a thing where you can't look at them.

2:08:22
Unknown_37: How am I supposed to get around them, though?

Unknown_03: Wait for him to leave, but like...

2:09:27
Unknown_03: I really don't get it. I feel like I should be out of here by now. I went through everything.

Unknown_03: This game is... I'm a little bit frustrated with the lack of direction. It's not like... Even in Outlast, it was pretty obvious where it wanted you to go.

Unknown_03: I really don't feel like I have any understanding of where it wants me to go.

2:10:07
Unknown_40: Is it gonna kill me now?

Unknown_03: I do need weapons. Like, I at least need an understanding of where the fuck I'm going. Why am I here? What am I looking for? So this is the first room that I got stuck in. There's this door that does not fucking open.

2:10:48
Unknown_03: And it's like it's bad enough that I don't know where the fuck I'm going but then there's also the Slenderman. So I have to like navigate around the room while also having to like pause and deal with fucking Slenderman every so often.

2:11:27
Unknown_03: Been through there.

Unknown_03: Oh, I don't think I've been through here.

Unknown_03: This is a dead end. I am like 10 seconds away from pulling out a guide.

2:12:00
Unknown_03: Is it in here? This is the only thing that has anything going on in it. No, that hatch in the main room, you can't escape through.

Unknown_03: There is no fucking ladder. I have searched through this. A ladder would have stuck out.

Unknown_03: I've been in literally every room in this, uh, bullshit.

2:12:34
Unknown_03: I'm not even scared. I'm like, I'm too frustrated to be scared by anything. Like, yeah, he's jump scaring me because I'm looking around and shit. Like, I understand. I just want to get the fuck out of this part now.

Unknown_03: What valve?

Unknown_03: Okay, this is like the closest thing to a safe room. Let me close the door and I'll evaluate this.

Unknown_03: Human skeleton, none of these buttons are pressable.

2:13:11
Unknown_37: Fuck all going on in here.

Unknown_03: On the table, in the voice room. Okay, that corrected it.

Unknown_37: That? Nope. That?

Unknown_40: Nope. Nope, that's a femur.

Unknown_03: Okay, I do not know what the fuck to do.

Unknown_03: I mean, clearly, like, I have been exposed to it too much at this point for it to be spooky. Like, I really don't fucking get it.

2:13:58
Unknown_32: okay soma theta

Unknown_32: Yes, yes, but I'm sorry, I've been through the entire station like four fucking times The two rooms that have lights are the the room with the the medicine and the room with the overhead projector I've looked at every single thing Both rooms and both rooms have no fucking way out the only room that has it is like a potential way out is that one door and It just doesn't do anything

2:15:08
Unknown_32: And this guy's, like, the entire fucking game, so I'm fast-forwarding, like, 80 miles ahead.

Unknown_32: What is the name of this station? Oh, this is Kirinatheta. Okay. Well, if you know the name of the fucking station, why do you not know where the, uh... What's it do? Uh...

Unknown_32: The Ligma Station.

Unknown_32: Oh yeah, this is like a crashed ship or something.

2:15:47
Unknown_04: Set of doors, right room.

Unknown_03: Making a right, you'll dark hall with the 4 and the 13. When you come to another hall with F12, take another right. The hall is incredibly short and will lead to hall F11.

Unknown_03: f3 one three one two one one interact a yellow wheel is on the left side of hall f11 interact with it to bring down a ladder to the next door i every time i see the word ladder in a video game i want to hang myself yes yes you're spooking me

2:16:31
Unknown_39: F-13. F-13.

Unknown_25: F-12.

Unknown_38: F-11.

Unknown_03: Oh, so this is what I was... How the fuck am I supposed to figure this out when I'm being chased by a monster?

Unknown_03: There is a sign. Yeah, there's also a fucking Slender Man chasing me. I'm not going to take time to inspect the fucking signs.

2:17:03
Unknown_22: Huh? What?

Unknown_22: Oh, you made it. This is much better. Let's see if we can't get this thing moving.

2:17:36
Unknown_22: Uh, wait, what? Safety locks are blocking the vessel's release. Are you kidding? How much more of an emergency could this ship be in? It's on the bottom of the sea.

Unknown_22: Take a look at the engine room and see if you can figure it out. Maybe there's an override or something.

Unknown_10: There's monsters out there. Like the ones we saw at Lambda.

Unknown_22: The more reason to get going.

Unknown_10: What?

Unknown_22: Come on, you know the drill. Don't look at them or get too close. It'll mess with your circuits.

Unknown_26: Ah, shit.

Unknown_22: We need to get out of here.

Unknown_10: Oh, I have to leave her behind.

2:18:16
Unknown_38: Abortion.

Unknown_38: Abortion.

Unknown_25: The final efforts to stop the comet have officially failed. Impact is imminent.

2:19:08
Unknown_03: Andy Worski has always been a very special boy.

Unknown_03: Has nothing to do with salt, though. Okay, be on the lookout for a weird fucking valve just hanging on the goddamn wall for no fucking reason.

2:19:48
Unknown_03: He cheated. When did Salt Peppy put salt in his gloves to knock out Andy Worsky? It's the only way. No one could have beaten Andy, barely.

Unknown_03: Is there gonna be another robot I have to murder down here?

Unknown_03: I can't let you guys go because the power supply for the life craft is what keeps me not alive right now.

Unknown_03: What's the point of this shit? Open the fucking door.

2:20:19
Unknown_40: There must be something that I didn't get spooked by in this room.

Unknown_03: Ah, good. More pain.

2:20:52
Unknown_24: What What I didn't even look at slenderman What did I do to die

Unknown_03: Pull it in efficiency, rack your temp steady.

Unknown_03: Nope, not an emergency yet.

2:21:52
Unknown_03: Nope, not an emergency yet.

Unknown_24: I don't get it Oh you have to run I

2:22:33
Unknown_03: You're never supposed to run. He can hear your stompity stomp feets. If you do it like that.

Unknown_03: He's not supposed to be able to see me.

Unknown_24: Proceed to the emergency vessels.

Unknown_39: Just keep moving, just keep moving.

2:23:15
Unknown_37: Um, didn't go that way. Did I go this way? I'm hopelessly lost, hopelessly lost. No, I remember this room.

Unknown_22: See how that time when they're trying to teach you how to get the fuck out of there there's like red lights?

2:23:51
Unknown_03: There's like emergency lighting like in an airplane. That's how you design a level so people know what the fuck they're doing.

Unknown_03: Can you steer this thing?

Unknown_22: Starboard rotor is choking, but I can compensate.

Unknown_10: How do you even know what direction we're going in?

Unknown_22: Don't worry, I'm hooked up to the navigator. We're headed for Theta. Should be a matter of minutes.

Unknown_10: Thought I was done for back there.

Unknown_22: Seems like the Wow is keeping the Curie from going into a catastrophic failure state. I mean, how did it get on the ship?

2:24:24
Unknown_10: Are you talking about the black tentacles in the engine room? I've seen them before at Upsilon. What are they?

Unknown_22: They're a manifestation of a malfunctioning station-wide artificial intelligence called the Wow.

Unknown_10: Wow. Station-wide? Wow, dude.

Unknown_22: No, no, it's not like that. The AI isn't a persona. It doesn't feel or think like we do.

Unknown_22: It's more like a cancer.

Unknown_03: What? Why would you make an AI a cancer?

Unknown_22: Looks like your sabotage worked better than expected.

2:24:57
Unknown_20: Hold on! The flanks just pushed us off the plateau! What does that mean? If I don't hit Delta, we're dead.

Unknown_03: What's Delta? Isn't that a station? Delta, rest is being notified.

Unknown_28: Please remain seated.

Unknown_34: Hello.

2:25:55
Unknown_08: I'm glad that game told me that, because I would sit there fidgeting it for like an hour.

Unknown_03: Holy shit! That's really bright, you know? Like in real life, just to wear goggles. Hello? It's the iBot from, uh, Fallout.

Unknown_10: You're the rescue team, huh?

Unknown_10: Good job.

2:26:34
Unknown_26: Don't worry, Kath.

Unknown_12: I'll find a way to Theia.

Unknown_03: Give me a crab.

Unknown_03: The crab gets pushed around when I walk by it. Oh no! Is he gonna eat the crab?

Unknown_37: No.

Unknown_03: Look, the crabs are worshipping them.

2:27:36
Unknown_24: I have a day. Am I right? Can't believe how much I'm sweating in this suit.

Unknown_16: Hey, could you maybe help?

Unknown_24: I need to get to Theta. Give me some room, will you? Hey, you. Make yourself useful.

Unknown_03: Why are you such a dickhead?

Unknown_10: Hey, can you hear me? Give me some room, will you?

Unknown_12: Someone in chat was like, Josh, you're not talking to the robots.

Unknown_03: You're going to talk to the robots. Otherwise, how...

Unknown_03: Otherwise, how else are you going to learn the story about the robots? When I talk to the robot, he's just a fucking dickhead.

2:28:12
Unknown_26: Good robot.

Unknown_03: I have a feeling that robot's going to die.

Unknown_24: You saw that, right?

Unknown_17: You saw Anchors fucking injecting that shit into them?

Unknown_17: He got me pretty bad.

Unknown_17: I think I made it worse pulling away.

Unknown_17: I can feel it bleeding out.

Unknown_17: Can you see him?

2:28:45
Unknown_20: Fuck. He got on the Zeppelin. He's going back to Theta.

Unknown_20: We have to warn them.

Unknown_28: Good luck with that. The platform radio is dead. Remember?

Unknown_19: The Loomer annex should work. It has to.

Unknown_18: You go.

Unknown_18: I'm not going to make it. I'm just not.

Unknown_23: That must have happened recently because he's not like completely rotted away like you would expect So was a carry like sabotaging shit that what they're implying I

2:29:33
Unknown_03: I guess if I see an Akari robot, I'll fucking kill him.

Unknown_02: I guess I'm done with this room.

Unknown_03: Malfunctioning Hymat SAT from Phi. Frame components. Pascal cartridge. Use the lodge. Arc shell to Phi. Delta evacuation to Theta. Komar Ray B survey group. Unspecified to Theta.

2:30:07
Unknown_03: Which one goes to Phi?

Unknown_03: Antenna blocks. I should go to that and fix it.

Unknown_03: Oh, good, FM radio. You're listening to 96.4, the latest.

Unknown_33: Good. Sorry about the mess. Without the positioning system, the Zeppelin... All the latest hits.

2:30:40
Unknown_13: ...did say that you could have fixed it on your side by re-digging the antenna. I guess it doesn't matter now.

Unknown_13: Earl, are you coming?

Unknown_33: Nope, just me, Goy, and Krier. Akers is set on being a stubborn old man.

Unknown_13: All right. See you soon, Brandon. Have a good day. Peter, can you hear me?

Unknown_13: I hear you, Terry. I mean, Mr. Akers, sir.

Unknown_17: I've changed my mind. I would like to come to Theta. That Acres guy is up to no good.

2:31:23
Unknown_13: He's a bad guy. Why does he talk evil?

Unknown_17: He talks like a stereotypical bad man.

Unknown_03: I have to go fix the antenna. I am here.

Unknown_03: The 840 is there, so I'm just going to take a left.

2:32:13
Unknown_40: let me fix something on my computer annoying the fuck out of me okay i mean i'm not like injured so i shouldn't use that right

Unknown_03: uh okay it lacks a voice module is able to communicate by simplified lights and sounds this one has basic intelligence only pilots need to fully utilize equipment

Unknown_03: Let's read these in order, shall we?

Unknown_03: I've been deceived that you and your... Oh, it's been decided that you and your crew will evacuate today on the 14th. Everything's being taken care of and you'll be given new positions.

2:33:07
Unknown_03: You'll have to fall into ranks, of course. The last thing we need are more leaders. Kronstedt.

Unknown_03: Fuck you, Kron said. I'm not going anywhere. You don't have the authority to make me. Terry, this isn't my orders, you idiot. I'm just the messenger. You want to stay? I can buy some time if you want to hang out at your dump, but your crew is moving tomorrow, Kron said.

Unknown_03: Mr. Akers, I'm happy to inform you that your crew has safely arrived at Theta. Let me know when you are ready to move and also transport.

Unknown_03: Merry Christmas, Mr. Akers.

2:33:42
Unknown_03: Christmas message. Don't hesitate to ask if you want to be relocated to Theta. Peter Shrotsky.

Unknown_03: Interesting 1000 theme of chess. I wonder if that's a reference to um, oh What what cowards they couldn't program the chess game into it I was gonna play some chess

2:34:15
Unknown_03: ackers that's right we're gonna act we're gonna act them bad guy disgusting i like how the layers are individually programmed that's nice

Unknown_03: Am I not supposed to go to Delta?

Unknown_03: Doesn't look like it.

Unknown_03: So, Akra's just stayed here and played chess the entire time? Because that one's just beginning from this?

Unknown_03: He didn't want to transfer for some reason. He just went to play chess.

2:35:06
Unknown_40: Um...

Unknown_03: okay i guess i'm supposed to go to to get the antenna that's the delta station i'm there i need to go is it on the side is this the antenna

2:35:43
Unknown_03: Looks like it. Can we fix this?

Unknown_03: No.

Unknown_03: I already requested transport. I have to fix the antenna first.

Unknown_03: Is that the antenna?

Unknown_03: Doesn't look like an antenna, huh?

2:36:17
Unknown_03: It's got red on it, so you gotta make it green. That's my thought, but... I really feel like a retard. That's Theta. I'm at Delta.

Unknown_03: The antenna is fucking lucky.

Unknown_03: Been in there.

Unknown_03: Because it has to be manually adjusted. There is a bathroom.

Unknown_03: With no ladder.

2:36:55
Unknown_03: There's nothing here. I guess I'm just supposed to go up to theta. Because this is delta and there's like nothing in it.

Unknown_03: So I'm forced to assume that...

Unknown_03: Okay, well... Okay, whatever then. Let's try to find Thaddeus.

Unknown_03: Ladder on the back of the building.

2:37:32
Unknown_04: No.

Unknown_26: I guess this is not the correct one.

Unknown_03: There's only microscopic organisms and goliath class monsters over there.

Unknown_38: How did you miss it?

2:38:11
Unknown_03: I mean.

Unknown_03: I missed something. Don't know there like there is the big ball thing, but there's no way to get on top of that.

Unknown_03: Maybe I'll get advantage point. Hey, I can hear the whales.

Unknown_03: Is that Nintendo? Can I manually adjust you?

2:38:42
Unknown_16: I don't know what this is.

Unknown_03: But so far, the game has not allowed me to hideously backtrack.

Unknown_03: I can open this, but I can't open the bloody one.

Unknown_03: My reflection in the black blood of our warden whispers, I need to save them from this hell. Let them sleep. Lock them in the lucid dreams I've seen.

2:39:43
Unknown_03: Weird haiku.

Unknown_02: Oh, chess.

Unknown_03: Oh, the other guy. Okay, this is what connects to the other thing.

Unknown_03: It's exciting to watch WoW claim Delta half a year ago. I'd be worried I'd have Goya and Wan clean the black blood from the machinery. Now its crusty surface seems to complement, even outshine, what Delta was.

2:40:16
Unknown_03: Fascinating.

Unknown_03: The light is hurting my eyes. High... I don't know what that word is. High telling me don't need his vicious flesh inside my skull to see salvation. I will gladly re... re... rev... view? Reveal?

2:40:59
Unknown_03: them from obfuscating the doom mission nothing is there an antenna in here is my question I don't see so and I can't open this bloody squelching locker whatever reason so divine mission

Unknown_37: Most litter experiments.

2:41:43
Unknown_04: OK.

Unknown_03: Don't go in there, robot. It's not safe for you.

Unknown_03: Hey!

Unknown_03: It was an antenna.

Unknown_03: Cool. Okay, back to the thing.

Unknown_03: Open that.

Unknown_26: Oh. Um...

2:42:26
Unknown_03: Signal strength is still fuck you up. Okay fine, but I just I just adjusted it Why didn't that help Oh I see Link established to 480

Unknown_17: it's true i did just press random numbers hey it's a dead guy you need help i can help you i've helped many others okay try the others up 480 echo

2:43:26
Unknown_03: Engine failure. Okay, that doesn't work. Let's try those other ones. Okay.

Unknown_40: No signal. No signal.

Unknown_08: No signal.

2:43:57
Unknown_39: No signal.

Unknown_39: No signal.

Unknown_39: Link established at 216. Let's try that.

Unknown_16: It's everywhere.

Unknown_21: What?

Unknown_16: Hello?

2:44:30
Unknown_03: People are complaining to echo the other ones. The other ones don't work unless I have it set up.

Unknown_17: All that water.

Unknown_10: We're drowning. Who is this? Alan. What's your name? Simon. What are you it's an appropriate question Can you pick me up on your fucking ship, bro Is that it no more Okay back to the the thing

2:45:27
Unknown_03: Back to the thingy channel.

Unknown_12: Hello?

Unknown_03: Figured it out. You're trying to give me advice to the shit that I already know and your advice is bad But you don't know how to get through the fucking levels that I need Hello pick me up, please transport active unspecified cargo Great Everyone's on its way better get ready Okay robot we're doing this

2:46:31
Unknown_37: Where is it? No.

Unknown_09: That's definitely the Zeppelin.

Unknown_03: Is it really a Zeppelin if it's like under water? The fuck is that?

Unknown_36: Oh, it's just like a crane.

Unknown_03: No warning.

2:47:08
Unknown_10: Calm down. We're safe.

Unknown_22: Oh, it's really disconcerting popping in and out of existence like that.

Unknown_22: Where are we now?

Unknown_10: Delta, at least that's what you said before the crash.

Unknown_22: Oh, right. Of course. Is this a Zeppelin?

Unknown_10: Appropriately named. You think it can get us to Theta?

Unknown_22: It's a cargo transport. They use them for moving materials between the sites, anything that's too big for the shuttles. I'm sure it can carry us.

Unknown_22: Why won't it work? Come on. Oh, the tool chip is bust.

Unknown_10: Isn't that part of the Omni tool?

2:47:40
Unknown_22: Look who's been paying attention.

Unknown_10: We have to deal with that back at Upsilon.

Unknown_22: Then you know how it works. We need to get a new tool chip and switch it.

Unknown_10: Care to point me in the direction of the closest tool chip storage?

Unknown_22: I think it would be easier to just take one from a robot. What?

Unknown_10: Give me the stick.

Unknown_22: Come here, buddy.

2:48:36
Unknown_03: Back there. That's screaming. I hope this works.

Unknown_03: it wants to live well you know what so what do you mean it wants to live you know what wants to live how many of you ate meat today you know i had sausage today guess what you think those cows don't want to live you think that that pig that i ate in my sausage didn't want to live do you think that if the when the farmer came over with the stun baton and started zapping the pigs they weren't all panicking and then winking and motherfucker it doesn't matter I need the parts inside of that to eat. I need the parts to get my ship to work. I need the parts for my e-girl on the fucking handheld here. I got shit to do. I can't feel bad for every little thing floating around in the world.

2:49:30
Unknown_22: We'd be stuck here.

Unknown_10: Could you do it? Kill a robot like that?

Unknown_22: I get attached to them too. I'm not a monster.

Unknown_22: But in this case, it had to be done.

Unknown_10: He was... talking... I mean, he was delusional, but he seemed sincere.

2:50:03
Unknown_03: You're vegan?

Unknown_10: Yeah, well... You still live in a house that was on wolf territory.

Unknown_03: Animals died to get you the power for your facility. I'm a robot. Didn't we cover this already? There's a sacrifice here. That robot was just floating around doing fuck all. It did not have a fulfilling, enriched life. It had shit that I needed. It's really getting hard not to think about it.

Unknown_22: There's vegan soap.

2:50:51
Unknown_03: Like, vegans can go really far out of their way to, like, not have any animal product stuff. I mean, at some point, you just got to deal with it. We use dead animals for shit. I use a dead robot to get a chip from my Zeppelin, I guess.

Unknown_17: Watch them sleep.

Unknown_17: They, too, will find peace within the universe.

Unknown_39: I just heard this. Of course you do.

2:51:30
Unknown_17: I wanted to let you know that I know.

Unknown_17: You didn't blindly pick me out of the herd.

Unknown_36: Where's the switch?

Unknown_17: The slow waves of Delta crashing against the shore have an undertow that pulls you into a slumber.

Unknown_03: Is this not the switch that I have to press? And I won't be selfish.

Unknown_17: I will help. Oh, this is the button.

2:52:16
Unknown_03: I've only been playing for two hours.

Unknown_03: Going on three. I'll probably stop after the third hour.

Unknown_39: Oh, I have to pull the switch.

Unknown_39: You can really pull this thing.

Unknown_03: I didn't kill the bro-bot, because I knew I had a choice. I could have just zapped the little guy, but I knew he's useful. The other guy is fucking retarded. He's just floating around complaining about shit. He's damaged goods. The welding bot, he floats around, welds, bleeps at you. He's a good guy. I have to pick one.

2:52:49
Unknown_03: I would not zap the brobot. Yeah, he's also ugly. The brobot is like a cool ibot from Fallout. That guy is ugly.

2:53:27
Unknown_22: You're really good back there, Simon. We got a slight delta detour, but we're back on track.

Unknown_22: Yeah. We should touch down on a cargo platform just outside Theta. Then we just head inside, grab the Dunbat, and head down the Abyss. 4,000 meters.

Unknown_03: Why are we going down the Abyss?

Unknown_22: We don't have to worry, though, because with the Dunbat, the Ark could have been in the Mariana Trench. It'll hold for anything.

Unknown_25: That's great.

Unknown_22: And then, we can start listening to other people when they talk because that's how conversations work.

Unknown_03: Listen. Listen, e-girl. Stop nagging me.

2:53:59
Unknown_10: Sorry, Maddox. I just can't stop thinking about what we've become. You sure are.

Unknown_12: Okay. Your new body most likely has senses similar to those you had as a human.

2:54:32
Unknown_22: And your mind, only knowing one way to perceive the world, superimposes that skill set on top of your new features.

Unknown_10: So my mind is covering it up, pretending nothing's different.

Unknown_22: If it didn't, you'd probably be incapable of interacting with the world at all. And the stress would either kill you or make you go insane.

Unknown_10: So I've found a good balance between awareness and ignorance. Does that mean I shouldn't think about this stuff, or are my thoughts actually making me cool? Can I tip the balance by suddenly gaining some insight and go insane?

Unknown_03: I don't know the concept of what is a human really that complicated.

2:55:12
Unknown_22: Remember? If you feel okay, then I guess everything is fine.

Unknown_03: What the fuck are you contemplating?

Unknown_22: As always, don't forget to take me with you.

Unknown_10: Kath, before you go, the artificial intelligence you mentioned in the escape vessel?

Unknown_22: Uh-huh, yeah, the warden unit, the WOW.

Unknown_10: Is it the WOW's fault that we're like this? I mean, it seems like something an unreliable AI would do.

Unknown_22: Transhumanism is atheist coke.

Unknown_22: You ever listen to someone talk about transhumanism?

2:55:43
Unknown_03: They're almost always a troon. Like, oh my god, I can't wait to be like a cybernetic dick girl with like a cock and balls and a vagina.

Unknown_03: That's the shit. Kill the robots.

Unknown_03: People are gonna bash me and say, like, oh, you're not really, you're not stopping and thinking about what you're doing. It's like, no, I know exactly what I'm doing.

Unknown_03: I'm killing the robots. Because this is, this is bullshit.

Unknown_20: Brandon, flip the panic switch on the seat.

2:56:23
Unknown_23: I don't want to burn through the oxygen.

Unknown_33: You're kidding, right?

Unknown_33: He's fucking hanging on by a thread. We need to move him.

Unknown_23: So this is like a preamble to what to expect in Theta.

Unknown_03: There's these guys. It's gonna be the crew of Delta and also the crew of Theta as they're merging after the

2:57:00
Unknown_27: Is this thing on? Can everyone hear me? Go ahead, Straub. Listen up, all members of staff. The Ark Project has caused a lot of arguments... Why does the guy with the German name talk like a greasy Italian?

Unknown_03: The Ark Project.

Unknown_27: What the hell Sarang talked about and how his continuity suddenly made sense to kill yourself. For the fucking love of God, or whatever you think is important, don't kill yourself. This place is miserable enough. Don't force your friends to clean up your blood.

2:57:32
Unknown_27: Rest in peace.

Unknown_03: That is the worst speech ever. All right, everyone.

Unknown_13: Show's over. Get back to work.

Unknown_03: Listen up. It's Stromaier here. I'm talking in the traditional Bavarian accent. Stromaier. And I just want to let you know that you shouldn't kill yourself. Because if you fucking ice yourself right now, we're going to have to clean it up. And it's a big fucking mess. It's real fucking rude and fucked up. To make your friends clean up your guts when you're fucking seppuku yourself like robin robin troyer did whatever the fuck that shank's name was That's fucked up. Okay Can't do it now That works

2:58:03
Unknown_03: He's got a point. I mean, I'm sure he does.

2:58:44
Unknown_03: There's probably better ways to deliver that, though. Listen, don't kill yourself. I'm working on robot cocaine right now. What I want to do is figure out a computer program and make it feel like you just snorted a line of pure coke. And shit's gonna be crack-a-lackin'. I don't know what to tell you. You wanna stick around for that.

2:59:17
Unknown_03: I get about it.

Unknown_03: Robocane? That's like a real drug.

2:59:52
Unknown_03: Alright, this seems like a perfect... Hello?

Unknown_03: Anyone there? Stop him.

Unknown_03: We have made it to Theta Station.

Unknown_03: As Simon just said. We have found out that we are a diving suit with a human brain, probably that was booted off an old USB of an MRI scan from 100 years ago.

Unknown_03: uh we are now going to figure out what happened to delta station we're gonna figure out where that crazy guido roman hire went off to and if everyone killed themselves and then i'm probably gonna unplug them all because they're abominations that's where we're at uh so thank you for watching i hope you have enjoyed i will see you tomorrow same time uh we will figure out the meaning of life

3:00:42
Unknown_03: together as friends oh the background's wrong it shouldn't be the meant the internet one it'd be the other one it'd be my my cool there we go perfect saved stream is saved all right i don't think i missed any super chats everyone donated up front i appreciate it um i will see you guys tomorrow then bye