0:00:04 Unknown_04: Hello. Unknown_32: I forgot to start recording. That's important. I'm now recording. If my mouth sounds like stickier than usual, like if there's that mouth sound that's really irritating and people record, let me know. I've tried cooking with MSG for the first time because I watch videos by Uncle Roger and then I see him cooking with MSG saying white people don't know Fueva unless they have MSG. Unknown_32: And I, uh, I bought some and I've cooked with it and it's good, but it has a very bizarre side effect of increasing like the thickness of your saliva, which is gross to talk about, but it's definitely a thing. You have to be careful with coffee too, because if you use dairy and your coffee, which I do, I am a milk appreciator. Um, it will thicken your saliva and make it gross to have a microphone close to your mouth. 0:00:46 Unknown_32: oh yo yeah i like him i like his racist asian voice that he only gets away with because he's asian himself uh god okay let's just boot up the game already because it's gonna take me 20 minutes to boot up the game regardless did i not have donation alerts okay donation alerts most important element of the video everything comfy cozy set up 0:01:32 Unknown_04: and alien game can't skip past this Unknown_32: I've been paying attention to the Nick Fuentes stuff and the Kanye West stuff. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Unknown_32: I have a lot of mixed feelings. The really sucky thing is I can't ever like Nick because even if I set aside everything, everything about him personally, his fans are the worst people they are like a dedicated group of mentally stunted adult babies who use names like incel rapist and then they go out and everything is like this obsessive focus on w versus l and how everyone has to suck nick fuenteza's dick and then like if you if you like try to be nice to these people which i wouldn't recommend Then you end up like Ralph, who is just like completely emasculated. It's the 29th, huh? Fuck it. You know, I'm done with this shit. I have to bring up the fact that Ethan Ralph sucks, Nick Fuentes is dick. I'm very... It's in the news now, and I'm thinking about it. I'm just like, yeah, this is very strange. I don't know how I feel about these things. 0:02:41 Unknown_02: One day left. Unknown_32: Mecca for 20 says don't let samuel's bite you you wouldn't want to catch his bridge also be careful of those ghost ladders They hide very well. Yes. Thank you guys for helping me waste literally an hour of time last last one I I that was that's going to be the most boring like Thing ever watching that third episode where I spend literally half the the time like going into completely wrong sections of the game and spending an hour walking around in circles asking for help and chat's just like look for the ladder that that's going to be real fucking riveting to everybody you almost sound like yeah 0:03:28 Unknown_32: Did I read this? I don't think I did. I think I just saved here. Okay, so we're looking for Samuels who just murdered a robot with his bare hands. The alien is blasted into space and I get the feeling that the alien is going to come back. So I'm pretty sure this game is supposed to be like 18 hours long and we're on episode 4. So I hope this won't be like a 10 minute long. Somebody said it's ending but I don't think it is. 0:04:19 Unknown_32: uh what do you mean you shut the access to door to the elevator all the guns and supplies mean jack shit to me when the synthetic that is chasing you is still fucking down here and i i don't think it's in me it's stood staring at your old magazines in the blood plant overlook get back down here and open the door now smith smile i feel like i'm the one smithy it sounds correct i think smith is wrong uh i mean that's just it just makes sense that way Unknown_32: I don't know how many of you are still around to get this. I got weapons and supplies. I'm sitting up shop outside the synthetic showroom. Hoping we'll be safe from the creature up here. My is with me and waiting to be let up from the fluid plant reception. I still haven't seen Suzanne, but if you're with her, let me know. Unknown_32: on the hunt for that guy let me make sure that i see lots and lots of things that i could possibly item max like completely full of items i have used zero items i've literally not thrown a single flare and apparently flares are like really important and you're supposed to be using flares left and right i guess i'm just a fucking monkey i don't know i'm going for a 100 no no item run okay you just have you don't understand the genius that works can't possibly even comprehend the machinations okay items max that's right boys proud of myself for doing it for getting items max it's one of my goals for this for this uh this run i'll save again dsp level genius item percent 0:05:33 Unknown_32: I'm sure there's more creative ways to, like, get through the game. Unknown_32: But whenever there's, like, item scarcity on consumables, I just think, like, I don't want to use it. Unknown_28: Oh, fuck. 0:06:44 Unknown_32: Ah, fuck. Unknown_32: No. I mean, I feel like I should just continue to do this. Unknown_32: The fuck else am I gonna do? This is like a boss encounter, ain't it? A python. Do I have a python? Unknown_32: No I don't. Unknown_07: I missed the pipe bomb blueprint. 0:07:29 Unknown_32: What are you talking about? Unknown_32: I swear there was one more. Is he like phased out of existence? Unknown_32: Oh, there he is. I know he's speaking German. They're becoming even more evil. 0:08:07 Unknown_32: I missed it What is it in here Maybe one of these things had a key card. Oh more amp mines It might be fucked with again it feels like it 0:08:43 Unknown_32: There is no, there is no... Chat. Unknown_32: Where is it? Unknown_32: I missed it ages ago. But why would it be like in one place ages ago? Come on. Come on now. Come on. Come on now. Unknown_32: They are a lot. You can't do this to me. I will believe you. I'm expecting help. Unknown_32: So have I done this correctly, then? EMPing all the droids. You're so full of shit. Where the fuck would they even put it? This thing is so full. 0:09:24 Unknown_32: Eliminate lice before it spreads. That guy looks like me. Look at how much he looks like me. I look exactly like that when my hair is long. I don't have lice, though. Unknown_32: Are those guys also a liar? 0:09:57 Unknown_02: Okay. Unknown_32: You are delusional. That looks like me. I'm sorry. He's even got wide eyes like I do. Unknown_32: Robots don't have any items. Unknown_04: Um... Okay, I guess I'm just going back. Unknown_32: I'll have to throw another fucking EMP mine if these guys decide they don't like me. 0:10:44 Unknown_32: Literally do not have a webcam you think I would have a webcam like plugged in ready to go on my OBS Are you fucking psychotic? Unknown_32: I have not owned a webcam and Shit like eight years They worked they had a webcam for Skype meetings Which which apparently dates me now the fact that I use Skype is like a mark of shame I Unknown_32: going the wrong way are you kidding me i definitely have been through here already i'm being haunted by a beeping noise from some kind of payphone nearby 0:11:53 Unknown_32: know i can't read everything in chat it's like a thing on my obs i have like i still i have three screens at this point and i still did not have enough um space to see everything that i need to see clearly okay we're just gonna go back then i guess oh i went the wrong way how how how did i how how did i end up back here Unknown_32: Use my motion chart. Unknown_03: See I'm reading chat now. 0:12:49 Unknown_32: Okay, it says go here. Now it says go here. Unknown_32: And those two robots that were standing there have now fucked off, which is strange. It makes me wonder if they were bug. All the bodies are gone and still need to go to this door, which requires a key card, which I do not have. I'm guessing the key card might be behind this right here. 0:13:28 Unknown_02: I don't know what the fuck that does, but we'll see. Unknown_32: Oh, that's another way that I suppose I could have handled the androids. Unknown_32: The fire seems bad. I will turn this off. Unknown_32: Okay, looking for another keycard, I suppose. 0:14:02 Unknown_32: Molotov. Molotov. Unknown_32: Sensors. Revolver ammo. Unknown_32: There's nothing important on that. Unknown_32: Keycard. Keycard. Unknown_32: Key card. I'm looking at chat. I do not see you guys saying anything useful or usual. 0:14:35 Unknown_30: Yeah. Unknown_30: Mr. Matt, you guys are full of shit. I'm looking around. There's none of this shit. Unknown_30: Where did I miss the fucking key card then? 0:15:10 Unknown_32: You guys have to be just fucking with me at this point. Use the motion tracker, it leads to the fucking door. Are you just like saying that? Unknown_32: I'm just gonna, like, I'm just gonna ignore chat. I don't know what to say, because you're just spamming, like, nonsense. There's no fucking map on any of these walls. There's no car key, or keycard, anywhere in here. And the motion tracker goes to the fucking door that requires the keycard that doesn't exist in this room. Unknown_32: Yeah, I've been good at shifting out garbage, except that now that's like everything. The only thing people are saying is like fucking bullshit. Look for a ladder and it doesn't register as a meme because it doesn't make any sense. Look for the ladder. Look for the key card. 0:15:48 Unknown_32: And I have found every like building item there is in this map at this point. Unknown_32: Okay. I'm just going to look it up. Cause this isn't interesting. I'm legit. I'm just going to pull out my phone and figure out what the fuck to do. 0:16:21 Unknown_04: Um, which by the way, like, I don't know. Find Sam. Unknown_04: Hmm. I'm wandering around circles. I'm trying to reach out. I'm just not working. 0:17:00 Unknown_04: Like, I'm sorry, but the key card should be in the fucking room where all the shit is. What the fuck is even the point of that? If there's like nothing in it. Unknown_04: it says it's on a fucking android but the androids are gone there is no android did i break the game 0:17:58 Unknown_32: Like, the androids have gone. They've disappeared. Did it, like, respawn the item near where the fucking... On the floor where you killed the androids. Unknown_32: Okay, I killed two over here. Unknown_32: There's no key card here. I killed two over here. There were six of them. 0:18:32 Unknown_32: There's no key card over here. And then the last two I killed back behind the door. One right there. Unknown_32: And the other right over here. It's legit fucking broken. If it's supposed to be on the body of the androids, like they've despawned. 0:19:04 Unknown_04: It's there. It's not fucking there. Unknown_32: Now the bodies are back. Unknown_32: There's one. Unknown_32: Oh, he's got it. And the bodies had disappeared when I moved about. Wow. 0:19:35 Unknown_32: Fuck everybody in chat bitching that I couldn't figure this out. It's literally broken. Eat shit. As far as I'm concerned, you motherfuckers. Unknown_32: The bodies literally despawned. Unknown_17: So this one's from... Unknown_32: okay wait i should figure out what i'm i'm hesitant to turn this off is the door electrified again okay the door is electrified again it i will just turn this off 0:21:01 Unknown_14: Just was saying the N-word really loudly to myself. Unknown_32: I didn't know my button was wrong. This is just like in Monsters, Inc. where you have to go fight Randall. Ow! Really hot steam. Unknown_32: The enemy of the game is now Steam. Unknown_32: First it was robots, now it's Steam. 0:21:52 Unknown_32: Hey Richard, why no god of war, cod, or rainbow? Also, you are being hit unrealistic asking for 100k to box boogie. 20k is more reasonable. Uh, fuck you, bitch. Um, you know, with all the cyberbullying and shit, like, I think 100k is more than enough because I have to factor in the Ford Raptor. Unknown_32: I have to factor in the health insurance for me and my wife. 0:22:39 Unknown_32: Is there going to be more steam in here? This is Spedding in Android processing. Unknown_18: We've got a situation. There's white on red casualties on station. Unknown_32: White on red? Unknown_18: I've just had an Android report to the APTC with head trauma. But he's covered in blood. Human blood. I've alerted the marshals, put my secretary someplace safe, and right now I'm headed for the transit. Unknown_32: What a good security director A guy come an android comes in covered in blood and he's like i'm getting the fuck out of here It's a bad sign when your network security guy is just like yeah Um, i've noticed an incident and i'm getting the fuck out of here and i'm burning all the records that i've ever worked here I probably happened at twitter to be honest with you 0:23:41 Unknown_30: What the fuck you son of a bitch where did he even come from Getting real fucking sick of you people Fuck oh my god Unknown_32: i feel like i'm doing this wrong i don't feel like it should be necessary to murder as many robots as i am use the flamethrower they just catch on fire loot the body there is no body there are no key cards look i'm already checking them for key cards yep no key cards this time okay chat 0:24:59 Unknown_32: Don't you worry. These things are so expensive and I'm like just shitting them out. 0:25:37 Unknown_32: Why is she so shaky? Unknown_32: How you gonna shoot rabbits when you're so shaky? Unknown_32: Usumu for 10 says a tithe for gas lighting you also consider it luck be a landlord a slot machine deck builder chill and has cute cats but commie theme Oh Like a like a card game. I'm not good at card games I've never been like a magic the Gathering type or whatever. 0:26:18 Unknown_29: I think I tried to play Slay the Spire, which is like Like hard game based but Yeah, I was really fucking bad at that one. Unknown_32: Oh Unknown_32: Quite pungent, indeed. If you have a computer, why do you need a physical chessboard? Unknown_32: I guess it's like an old shitty computer, right? It's like 70s cheek. Cheek. Oh, I fucked up. 0:26:54 Unknown_32: Here I go blasting again. Unknown_02: Where is the power for this? Unknown_32: Excuse me, sir. Where is the power for you? Oh, there just is none. Okay, cool, great, wonderful. 0:27:39 Unknown_32: Oh, wait, is this it? Unknown_32: you know you have a if you're an engineer and you have three rooms laid out exactly the same way more than yeah three rooms exactly the same way but then you put the power switch where and then there why would you then put it over here unless you're like a psycho unless you're like a dirty disgusting psycho who just hates all that is good in the world why would you ever do that 0:28:19 Unknown_32: or chinese it's racist you can't say that disrespecting our our jungle friends apollo's security perimeter has been built so that only seeks and synthetics can interact with it i'm going to have to do something rather drastic if i hope to connect with Unknown_32: Are you going to connect himself? Unknown_32: Am I waiting for something? 0:29:17 Unknown_02: That was green until I walked next to it. Unknown_09: He's gonna reformat himself into one of the shitty robots That's like when I try to reformat from Windows to Linux and I fuck everything up I wouldn't recommend that 0:29:57 Unknown_13: Is Ripley falling in love with a robot? Unknown_32: You may be a British robot, but you're the closest thing to a living man on the station now. Unknown_09: Wait, he has to reformat himself to make a request to Apollo? 0:30:41 Unknown_09: be in trouble. Samuels? Apollo is trying to stop me from interfacing. Oh no! Amanda! You need to manually disconnect the system. Please! Unknown_13: Jesus, Samuels, I'll try! Unknown_09: Wait! You need to do it in the correct order, or the cascade will be fatal for me. I'm accessing Ziggs and schematics. Remove the red cable first. Unknown_13: Oh, it's this other one. 0:31:22 Unknown_32: Where's the red cable at? Unknown_32: No, that's not right. Unknown_32: I feel like I fucked this one up. Unknown_32: Where's the red thing at? There is no red cable. Unknown_32: Figured it out 0:32:05 Unknown_32: We're in red mode The next one is plugged into a wall socket there was an upturned journey nearby Unknown_32: Turn gurney Sir, I don't know what that is. I don't know what a gurney is Like this no very famous one off This one By upturned you mean on its side it is side turned it is not upturned British Mongoloid 0:33:08 Unknown_32: Yeah, yeah, I got that this is like a really intense version of a runescape random event Never thought I'd save a British person, but I guess when it's a robot I Unknown_32: Doesn't count. Unknown_30: Whoa. Oh, no. Unknown_15: You're dying. 0:34:08 Unknown_32: this game is just a massive advertisement for wayland eternity because like you're talking about a robot hero that is putting his life on the line pick up to save to save people okay you compare that to the experience you get from siegson and it's really no contest no comparison he opened apollo transit for me i'm gonna go straight there i'll get apollo to lift the lockdown Unknown_32: i'm waiting for the advertisement sequence where it's like it's like three black guys kissing and it just says at the end wayland utarni the future i mean i guess what's like the transgressive form of advertisement in this year uh all the way back apparently oh 0:35:29 Unknown_02: The Bleepity Bloop disagrees. Bleepity Bloop says, you're an idiot. Okay, Bleepity Bloop, you smart motherfucker. Oh, this way. Oh, it is all the way back. It's just this way. Unknown_07: I've already played this. 0:36:26 Unknown_18: The way he says Unknown_32: white on red reminds me of this clip i played on stream once of amberlynn reed going uh she's wearing like a bunch of black clothes and she comments i'm wearing black on black on black when did i become such a blackie and she posted this to like tick tock and then like a bunch of black people posted their like reaction faces to this like what the did you say Unknown_05: Oh my god, she's literally me. 0:37:24 Unknown_32: No, I should have read super chats, I guess well this plot going on Unknown_28: Now I can read super chat. No, I can't I heard it Now I can't System move for five says that easy peasy my wife plays it. Unknown_32: It's seven dollars on steam now. He's very heavily one I don't know. I'm not sure on what games I want to play next People have requested more horror games and I think I would do better at that than like a point-and-click adventure game to be honest I've never like I haven't played a point-and-click adventure game. That sounds very like To invest your brains into it Which is not conductive when you are a retarded streamer and be a dick for ten says in the future white girls fuck androids I Mean men are probably gonna fuck androids before white woman I Mean you like listen to what people say about VR and shit. They're like they're ready for it man. I 0:39:16 Unknown_19: How do you do that a Button do press on a computer to make sure it talks to somebody when they get physically close to him I'm hoping there's gonna be like an AI face like in Space Station 13 Unknown_02: I've read that already. Unknown_18: I've come over to Apollo to find out what sent the synthetics crazy. This place has gone to hell. Apollo's redirected core android duties, and they've just walked away from the maintenance we requested after we got the news. Coolant's everywhere, gas has escaped, and the primary access lift has shut itself down. I flagged a help request, but apparently I'm 45th in line. Systems are suddenly obsessed with hazard containment. Gotta find a way down. Spedding out. 0:40:16 Unknown_32: doesn't make any sense if the um if the ai has taken asimov laws and been like the alien is such a high risk to like all of humanity that we will now kill humans in order to ensure that it never leaves the station like i'm sure that's what it's going to be because that's that's like that's like a cliche asimov thing is that Um, the, the, the robots can make a decision that, um, there is a greater good aspect to killing certain humans. So the robot can be saying, it's important that we kill all the humans on the station, because if we don't do that, there's a chance that they'll get infected with the parasite and then go off the station. Like that's, that's, I guarantee you, that's what it's going to be like immediately. I'll stop my head. That's what the Asimov explanation will be. but um They can't just kill the fucking thing. They're made of steel. How strong is the robot where it can just like Not or the the alien where it can tear through like steel Firearms detected you've got to be I'll bet 0:41:45 Unknown_27: No! Unknown_27: Look at that! Unknown_19: From here? 0:42:20 Unknown_27: um oh no my brain my brain is melting there's like nothing in here save a life been that knife look for schematics Unknown_32: Um, okay. Unknown_32: Hello, can you let me in? Hey, my face is up here, buddy. What are you looking at? Unknown_02: Look at the table. Okay, fine, fine, fine. 0:43:23 Unknown_32: Oh, let's see. Unknown_02: I must be like blind to the maps and map shaped objects. Unknown_13: Turn off the electrics. Take some deep breaths. Squeeze easy. Unknown_19: I'm not coming up there to pull you out if you get stuck. Unknown_32: 40930 OK. Unknown_02: That was close. 0:44:00 Unknown_19: I'll have to power it down first. Unknown_32: Near for two says, man, I want to follow Islam. I'm not joking here. Unknown_32: you say that the the ai will just murder you instantly it'll be like containment breach infection detected i guess there's nothing in here oh you know what wait hold up i'm gonna do a pro gamer move look at the schematics on the right through the vent okay i got you 0:45:04 Unknown_32: we're all God for once had unfortunate she values the sanctity America what does that mean that's like a joke I made oh my God what was the reference context for that joke um Apollo sales one sheet Apollo uh self-regulation Android maintenance security through mobile synthetic self-determination and communication no interference lightning fast data movement across the station reliable efficient self-sustaining a true Zeke's own product murders you oh oh the the poly video that's right Unknown_32: Why is it acting like I missed the vent? Unknown_32: I'm not that retarded. There's no way. Unknown_32: Coming in here. Yeah, that makes sense. Unknown_32: Left. 0:46:10 Unknown_32: That door is not open, though. Unknown_32: I have to power down the counter. Okay, so I go right first. Okay, fine. Unknown_02: Thanks. I couldn't see. Unknown_16: Great. Ricardo, conduit's offline for now. I'll come out when your party's committed, sir. So Get inside the turbine quickly 0:47:34 Unknown_31: It says door locked, so... Okay, I understand. Unknown_32: Let me make sure... Unknown_13: Turbine's off. Waste should be clear. 0:48:22 Unknown_19: Better run. If Apollo systems overheat, they'll reboot. Unknown_15: This is gonna be tight. Unknown_19: Good luck. Ripley. He's a robot. Unknown_15: Me too. 0:49:14 Unknown_32: I gotta do this. I gotta do this for Samuels. Unknown_32: He was the noisiest robot I ever knew. Ah, stinky. Unknown_31: Just, I can't hear you. If you can hear me, find another way to make content. Unknown_11: Something's up with my earpiece. 0:50:05 Unknown_17: Spedding. Something crazy just happened. Sebastopol is off the market. We got a buyer! The weeks before they start taking the place apart and they U-turn. After all those endless presentations and tours, I guess the talks weren't stalled at all. Someone at company headquarters just had to click his fingers. A message of confirmation just came in. Apollo's currently receiving a packet of new operation rulesets, so I guess the deal's sealed. That's weird Um now I can go through the stinky right Damn she's real confident that it's not stinky in here. 0:50:57 Unknown_32: Oh 0:51:38 Unknown_20: All visiting quadrant representatives must report to their nearest strategic. 0:52:22 Unknown_32: there was no like pipe bomb blueprints in there got anything cool off the steam sale no i've had no time to do anything thank you jack led for five says the next thing we should play is sap containment breach and you should play he ends there he has it's a mystery Unknown_32: Oh, fuck. Unknown_32: I guess I'm a retard. I don't know how I fucked that up. Unknown_32: I fucked up this puzzle like twice in the entire game. Unknown_25: Left hemisphere server banks now active. Right hemisphere server banks now active. 0:54:01 Unknown_20: These guys are scary, they're like assholes Unknown_15: Okay. If I power these up, one of them should give me access to Apollo's security banks. This could require my attention. There are more pressing matters. Oh god, there's like three of us god damn it Oh 0:55:45 Unknown_32: Did I just activate everything correctly? Unknown_32: okay um um hmm jenny's hate women 0:56:44 Unknown_32: Okay, let's see. Unknown_32: Use toner on dome terminal to gain access. Unknown_28: Oh. He didn't see me. Unknown_32: Oh, he totally did see me. I was actually very wrong when I said that he didn't. Unknown_02: Completely, totally wrong. 0:57:46 Unknown_32: I found a bullet. I found a bullet laying on the ground here. Unknown_31: Um, 0:59:03 Unknown_28: um a bit a bit excessive it's around here somewhere sorry i didn't mean to go dead i'm just trying to figure out like the computer Unknown_32: Jasper did us mitigation. Unknown_28: This is very perplexing to be quite honest with you. Unknown_32: It's around here somewhere. Unknown_32: Do I have to go back out? No, there's no way. 0:59:59 Unknown_32: Maybe it's those screens on the vents. Unknown_32: Internal damping null G. Use left right to balance values. Unknown_31: Yeah, that's right. 1:00:32 Unknown_28: Calling me a G. Ain't nothing but a G thing. Unknown_32: I did it wrong. Unknown_32: Oh, I see. Okay. Why are they low power? Unknown_32: That's weird. That's like a weird puzzle. The security of the Apollo Corps is too strong. So you have to go into the vents and then set the numbers to be the same? 1:01:08 Unknown_32: They don't make nothing. Unknown_32: What? Unknown_32: Oh. Unknown_32: Oh, that's right. Okay, I remember this one. It's been a very long time since I've had to do this one. 1:01:45 Unknown_32: An hour late? Oh, it has been an hour already. I can't believe it. Unknown_32: Anonymous for TreeFitty says, Hey Jerfsh, big fan. You're my favorite gamer. Plus one vote for SOMA playthrough. Everyone keeps saying SOMA and I have no idea what it's about. Unknown_31: Oh, I remember this. 1:02:20 Unknown_31: Oh God. Okay, now it's okay. Unknown_32: Now that I've done, now that I've done that, that doohickey. Unknown_32: The computer can be hacked. 1:03:03 Unknown_32: I have request an audience with the computer AI Unknown_32: AI, open door. Unknown_32: Open every door along the station. Oh boy. 1:04:07 Unknown_15: What the hell It's like a like a mud now two days after we left you're kidding me Sons of bitches they wanted Unknown_11: Negative I am to protect that area Oh Unknown_32: You have to respond to my orders ai I am human negative only feminids are human now And a hostile takeover. Okay, what am I doing now? 1:05:14 Unknown_32: It's a shame that nobody will understand my space station 13 references but i'm going to continue to make them because I do not care 1:05:46 Unknown_32: I mean, like there's evidence of the alien. It's a, it's a, it's a really shitty alien though. Unknown_32: Like, okay, listen, I'm like an ecologist in the sense that I believe that we should preserve as many species as possible. We shouldn't just go around all willy nilly eating the bats, destroying the environment. However, however, I hate, um, Unknown_32: I don't want to be eaten. I hate giant frogs. Frogs scare me because they're just vore monsters, really, if you think about it. And so are birds. If there were those Clexacodal things, like those gigantic monstrous birds that were like a thousand hundred... I'm sorry, but we'd have to fucking kill them. 1:06:23 Unknown_32: I would support using jet fighters to blow Clexacodals out of the sky. Because you know what? Fuck that. That's just how it is. And if there's an alien, that's really cool that we have documented proof of alien life out there. Um, still gotta fucking die if it's a creepy weird monster that wants to eat my face. That's just how it do be. That's my manifest destiny, okay? What about pitbulls? Fuck pitbulls. They don't count. They're not dogs. 1:06:56 Unknown_32: Um... Wait, hold up. Human interaction requested for messaging received. I'll go message... Oh, so Wayland Utari has been notified of these interactions. Unknown_32: It's like a timeline of all the computer events. Spending its ransom with the Weyland-Yutari buyout. It's more important than ever that the flight recorder handover goes without a hitch. There will be low-level execs and won't know jack about buyout. But if they hear rumors about disappearing people problem, well, I don't want to rock the boat and neither do you. Let's just keep everything nice and quiet. We don't want them to know. Wait, you know the way that the message said that Wayland Atari decided not to Buy it like the last second that makes me think that they knew about the alien and then they that's why they decided to buy and they're just like keep everybody on the station and Trap the alien there until we figure out what the fuck to do about it And then these idiots are like, oh my god We have to keep the alien thing like a secret from the the Wayland Atari buyers, but they they knew That's what they bought I don't give a fuck about your shitty station or androids. 1:08:11 Unknown_03: They wanted the creature. Unknown_07: Come on, calm down, Ricardo. Unknown_19: I'm hearing. What's the news? Apollo's running a wave of new turning protocols. It's running? Unknown_15: Six and seven. They bought They bought That means dump it in an alien Don't know what this does but it's going on 1:09:10 Unknown_32: Um get to the reactor There is a sip over there get to the save It's like just out of reach i'm maddening Synthetics are on the fridge. Unknown_16: So I found some guys to help me out I said we went into a manufacturing room, but Can I not get to this? Unknown_32: I can't get to this, can I? Unknown_16: What the fuck, Ed? 1:10:12 Unknown_32: Oh, this feels like a really small platform with very few options that I have already ran through. This game really does make me feel like a gigantic retard, like all the fucking time. Unknown_32: The light shines the way. Unknown_32: Aha, it's lit up. I just gotta stop and take a moment and remember that light is the way. Unknown_32: What is lit up? The console is lit up. 1:10:50 Unknown_28: Nice and quiet nice and quiet Jack lad for one euro says I suggest you play a good song outro called fleek deutsche fan of league Does that mean fly No fly I don't know what a fawn is Unknown_32: That's kind of racist in German. Unknown_28: There's aliens here. 1:11:54 Unknown_32: No, I put on Chinese music. 1:12:43 Unknown_32: Oh, no, I have the ion cutter now. Unknown_28: Nothing stands in my way. Unknown_31: Fuck off. 1:13:19 Unknown_04: Um... Oh. Unknown_32: And that's why the robots never killed the fucking the alien Because they're they're programmed to protect it That's funny what's the point of a vent behind a giant thing like that I Mean I always know that the robots were like I 1:14:15 Unknown_32: I don't know, I didn't think that they were like explicitly designed to protect it. Unknown_32: Like the Asimov law set was, uh, replaced with protect the fucking alien. Unknown_32: Get to the reactor. Unknown_28: I think he's moving. Unknown_07: If you find this facility in a state that isn't to your liking, please let us know. 1:15:20 Unknown_32: Hey, I guess I missed something. Find a way. Power too low. Unknown_32: Restore power. Unknown_32: I missed that one. I just get hit with something. Oh. 1:15:52 Unknown_32: Bitch Can't call a woman hysterical in the year 2157 sir There's the other power thing Unknown_32: Oh, I think it's you who's compromised Waking nature I like there was two of these guys here and now there's only one which makes me uh wonder what the fuck happened Can I save? 1:17:38 Unknown_32: Is there a save point there? There is actually. Unknown_31: I want to save. Unknown_32: There might be a pipe bomb. Unknown_32: I guess I have to beat the game without a pipe bomb. I don't know what to say. Unknown_32: To add to the many deliberately self-imposed challenges that I've added to this run to keep things interesting for me. Among them is the no pipe bomb challenge. 1:18:37 Unknown_32: Very dark and spooky in here. I wonder if something's going to happen. Okay. 1:19:10 Unknown_02: go to reactor i'm being haunted with the beep beep sound Unknown_32: People were talking about Alien in chat today because I'm playing this game. And there was a debate if H.R. Giger was anything more than a Jew who drew penises on everything like a middle schooler. Unknown_32: Which I found very horrifically anti-Semitic. 1:19:54 Unknown_32: I instantly banned that person from my website because the anti-Semitism offended me so much, but... Unknown_32: Quite frankly, there is no place for hate at the table. Unknown_32: Oh, fuck, fuck that. God damn it, son of a bitch. Unknown_02: Door rocked. 1:20:39 Unknown_32: This area is restricted and I know you're here You are such a dickhead 1:21:43 Unknown_32: How many times has she been thrown against a fucking wall? Unknown_14: I hope so. 1:22:19 Unknown_19: oh what what the it doesn't do anything this could really do some damage oh yeah are you sure oh wow massive damage incredible unbelievable Unknown_32: I'm so impressed by the massive damage. Oh, this room goes to fucking nowhere. Added to the count, throwing us a fucking wall. Unknown_32: I'm gonna have the ID tag. 1:23:24 Unknown_32: Okay, so this time we're not going to turn on the radio. 1:23:58 Unknown_20: Why not ask? We have got suggestible safety protocols. Unknown_32: You are listening to 1039 The Waves. Unknown_14: This could really do some damage. Yeah, why don't you hurry up with it? Unknown_32: This could really do some damage, I say as I ponder meticulously at the bolt gun. I really thought I could just grab it and get the fuck out, but I guess not. 1:24:35 Unknown_32: Okay, well I definitely have to go through there somehow. Unlock the shutter. Unknown_20: Damn, this guy really don't give up, do he? Unknown_32: Okay, fine. Let's see if we can do this right this time. Fire Oh, I see I see now. 1:25:14 Unknown_32: Oh, it's a very slow reloading. Unknown_32: Okay, we're gonna do this again. Well Can we load this up? Unknown_32: Oh fuck Unknown_32: I'm mad. I i'm i'm legit. I'm like i'm i'm angry. I'm tilted the gun Is not working in a way that I thought it would I thought that you hold it down until it fucking It starts sparking and then you decide when to let it go. That's not what happens with the fucking As a matter of fact the gun does absolutely fucking nothing ever 1:26:22 Unknown_31: uh-huh okay i figured it out i know what you're supposed to do now Unknown_32: Oh, I guess you cannot go under that thing. That's what I expected. Now he's gonna see me for sure. 1:27:17 Unknown_32: Did josh use any of his flares no josh has not used Any of his flares, you know what? Unknown_31: Fine Where is he? Unknown_20: All visiting corporate representatives must report to their nearest synthetic. Unknown_32: The fuck is he? Oh, there he is. 1:27:59 Unknown_32: Go back in the room. Unknown_20: I can't use a flare like right here. Unknown_32: Can I for sure he would be like, what is that? 1:28:33 Unknown_20: No Unknown_14: This could really do some damage. Unknown_32: And there's no, like, way to hide here. Unknown_28: Um... Um... Fine. 1:29:06 Unknown_20: This is impinging on my schedule. Unknown_32: Stare at the f- is he just gonna stare at that? Unknown_32: What the fuck? Oh, you fucking son of a bitch. He's just staring. Okay. Unknown_32: Let's do this faster then. 6, 8, 3, 2. 6, 8. 6, 8, 3, 2. Unknown_32: No, I'm really... I'm really sick of following the fucking robots around. 1:29:42 Unknown_07: Oh, there is a place to hide in this room So Unknown_32: You cannot melee the robots unless you have stunned them somehow. 1:30:38 Unknown_11: I have the stun gun, but it's out of bullets because I've used it so much. Unknown_16: That's my shit here It's true 1:31:39 Unknown_32: Who gave me my shit? Unknown_02: I have to... Unknown_02: get my phone and ban the spam bot it is so incredible to me that despite all the money and all the automated stuff that they do to ban people for saying things that they don't like they are still completely and totally incapable of banning spam bots the most basic like simple thing in the entire fucking world it's been around forever and they just like are completely incapable of figuring it out 1:32:25 Unknown_04: Just like when I guess that they're really like I don't see my video on YouTube. Unknown_04: And I open this on my phone so I don't have to all tab out. Unknown_04: PPP newer video got removed today only had 2k views for like content violations or what? Unknown_04: Mod someone. Unknown_04: Modding people. I don't know, man. It's a risky proposition. 1:33:06 Unknown_04: Hate speech. Unknown_04: What, um... What did he say in it? Unknown_04: Okay. The bot has fled in fear and heard me speaking about it. Unknown_32: Started naming Milo as a Jew. Well, I mean, he is Jewish. 1:33:39 Unknown_32: And that's perfectly fine. As a fellow Jew, I love and accept Milo Yiannopoulos as a member of the tribe. Unknown_32: um where the fuck is this so 1:34:32 Unknown_32: The one scene in Star Wars, yeah, it would be like that, don't it? It reminds me a lot of the underground, um, shit in... Oh, he saw me. Unknown_32: In, uh... I guess I don't have that option. Unknown_32: You know what? I'm about to... I'm about to Chad mode this. Unknown_07: Oh, don't throw me. Unknown_32: Oh, now he's not in the throwing mood. For some reason, he's really not in the throwing mood. I guess there is no way to Chad mode this. 1:35:04 Unknown_32: Get anything right. Hey nothing stupid if it works Oh boy, that was really intense Wait, did I not do the Descent, okay fine. Fuck it. Fuck that. I'm not gonna stick around that i'm gonna i'm gonna have some methamphetamine sticks here And i'm gone 1:35:45 Unknown_04: Oh, didn't you get your guns back? Yes, that's true. I did get my guns back. Oh, no. Unknown_07: God, no. Unknown_02: I think I called this. I think I called this, chat. 1:36:23 Unknown_11: Ricardo, they're all here. Unknown_11: Huh? Everyone that's missing. Everyone. They're trapped in some kind of nest. There are eggs. It's like a farm. Unknown_11: Shit. Unknown_19: Just get out of there. Unknown_11: Now. Unknown_15: I'll have to restore power to the platform from the conduits down here. Unknown_32: Oh, no, it's the chud hive it's all the source of all the chuds vile Good thing these doors still work even though they're caked in shit Um 1:37:16 Unknown_02: Oliver, please. Unknown_02: Thank you. Unknown_32: That's fuck you. What the fuck? I hit that thing like eight times. 1:37:48 Unknown_31: There we go. 1:38:22 Unknown_32: I feel like I should build stuff while there's so many resources around. Did more than one come outside the same egg? No, it doesn't look like it, does it? 1:39:00 Unknown_02: Proceed to the evac, it says. Unknown_32: Why can't I activate this? Activate alpha circuit. So I went to this. Unknown_32: And I pressed the button. Unknown_32: Now there's no more button to press in this room. Unknown_32: This? Nope. Unknown_27: Hmmmmmm... 1:40:15 Unknown_32: I mean what the fuck could I possibly be missing to do in this room? One of the fucking... Unknown_32: That stuff just doesn't feel necessary. 1:41:12 Unknown_32: That's real fucking loud. Um... 1:42:32 Unknown_07: Okay, use the fire yes, I will use the fire I 1:43:32 Unknown_32: Can't expect God to do all the work, okay conduit in the face Spooky button Unknown_15: Well, you know what their little ones are in the fucking way so they're gonna have to deal with it I 1:44:58 Unknown_32: Okay, here's what I'm going to do, even though it may not be the most satisfying thing to watch, because I'm very sick of this part of the game at this point already. Unknown_32: I'm going to build up everything that I have, I'm going to go back and save, and then I'll initiate the final button press that starts the sequence. Unknown_32: So, EAP and Brian probably won't see any more androids from here on out, but whatever, just do it just in case. Unknown_32: I am maxed out on absolutely everything except medkits. Unknown_32: Oh you don't need those. 1:46:00 Unknown_32: Okay, this is where i'm gonna say I'll come back here push that and then i'll stealth I'll I will not like loudly stomp on my way back there and then hopefully i'll be able to proceed Why doesn't he have pipe bombs because the pipe bombs don't exist Unknown_15: I don't think. 1:47:33 Unknown_31: Am I like in the wrong hallway? 1:48:56 Unknown_32: Makes it really hard to use your thingy. Unknown_32: When there's like a million of them. Ah! Fuck. Throw it on the wrong way. 1:50:00 Unknown_30: Oh. Unknown_04: No, I knew I knew god I really have to like restart from the that's really frustrating 1:50:56 Unknown_32: I knew what to do. I just went the wrong way and I dropped the flare incorrectly. Unknown_02: I just completely fucked it up, basically. Unknown_15: Going dark when it comes, Ricardo. This isn't good. Come on. Oh no, let's not go to the right. 1:53:05 Unknown_00: I didn't save When when you save even if there are hostiles nearby, um Unknown_32: When you reload, the hostiles are, like, reset. So it's not like if you just save, you're going to be, like... You're not going to, like, lock yourself out, I'm pretty sure. Unknown_15: This isn't good. 1:55:16 Unknown_32: That alien scripted the drop down right there. 1:56:09 Unknown_02: Ah, it's never so simple. 1:56:57 Unknown_02: This area feels too safe to do this. Unknown_29: Um... Unknown_32: I don't think you can softlock yourself because I did risky saves before in midday and that worked out fine No fucking ladders in the game ban anybody talking about ladders I don't know. 1:58:05 Unknown_32: What is the bolt gun for? Like, what the fuck do I do with that? Do I shoot the alien with it? Unknown_32: Is he really right next to me? No. Yes, purge the Xenos. 1:59:12 Unknown_02: Well, that's bullshit. 1:59:56 Unknown_02: Oh, I see. He's a scripty boy, huh? 2:00:47 Unknown_03: Where is it? Unknown_02: Oh it's right there Come on. 2:02:25 Unknown_02: yes payphone i will put in my card thing Unknown_04: is soma like an anime game ricardo i can destroy the nest ripley you've put yourself in enough danger today i can power up all the cores overload them and then initiate a reactor purge it'll destroy everything down there i'm not trying to persuade you out of this man i just like it if you didn't die 2:03:18 Unknown_13: Basically, if I just overcharge all the reactors with gamer girl magic... Unknown_32: The chud, the chudbots, the chudlians will be extra mega owned. And they will have no choice- AH! Unknown_32: Fuck off chudbot. Unknown_32: Okay, I'm shooting you. Do you not understand what being shot means? What the fuck? Are these like- These are like the alpha versions. What the fuck? Die! Die! 2:04:14 Unknown_32: Man, someone was like, Josh, you have your guns back. You can shoot the bad guys now. Actually, as a matter of fact, no, you cannot. Unknown_32: Can you try to shoot the fucking bad guys? Unknown_32: Aim for the head. As a matter of fact, I will have you know, as a gamer girl, I always aim for the fucking head. But if you can't see, this guy is a bullet sponge. They just... 2:04:44 Unknown_32: it's really easier the chud I got Unknown_32: oh so you catch it god damn it some bitch my mouse they can't just like run through this one I guess 2:05:52 Unknown_32: This causes accidents. Unknown_32: Me, shooting you in the head. Unknown_32: tired of stealth and i'm now a running gun mega jenny 2:07:01 Unknown_32: Of course, the secret gamer codeword was an N. It was an N the whole time, chat. Unknown_32: Oh what initiate purge from the reactor control I'm gonna chat like screaming at me loot them loot them. Yeah for all the items I don't need Oh my fucking god the robots are on fire now 2:08:07 Unknown_32: No I'm like locked in oh no, I have to find a way out. 2:08:50 Unknown_32: Okay Well, no, I guess i'm just mega retarded how have I done this this is obviously like Player gets through this and it's like blood rushing but not me Unknown_32: I have softlocked myself into this room. Unknown_32: There is no fucking... Oh, there is a ladder. Okay, fine. Unknown_06: Mods band anybody saying ladder from now on is a manual escalator True fans will say manual escalator. 2:09:46 Unknown_32: I Don't know what the fuck I just said Unknown_13: Ricardo, I'm about to purge the nest. Hang tight. 2:10:31 Unknown_32: Oh, did it work? Yeah, gamer girl, good fucking job. Unknown_06: Multiple unregistered life forms detected throughout Sevastopol. Power levels throughout Sevastopol compromised. Unknown_14: There's still some on the station. Shit. Unknown_14: I'm sorry, Ricardo. Unknown_19: Just get back to the Marshal Bureau, Rip. Please. 2:11:07 Unknown_32: That's a real power move to have a boss gamer and gamer girl and then make her a complete fuck-up. Wait, Rip, something weird's happening. Unknown_15: You think? Unknown_19: I need you to get to medical. Now. The reactor purge. Unknown_19: It's resetting systems across Sevastopol. Lights, transit, maybe even communications. I think this is our big chance. Just go. Now. We might not have much time. I'm heading down to comps. Unknown_32: Okay, I'm gonna go pee after this saves. Unknown_32: When I come back, to figure out how far into this I am, I'm curious if it's worth just sticking through. 2:13:35 Unknown_04: Undertale I gave up at that game Unknown_32: gave up with undertale at the fish lady and then i actually i didn't give up when i just cheated and i gave myself like infinite health and then i played through and i didn't get the good ending because i apparently to get the good ending and under like i played through and i didn't kill anybody no kill run but apparently to get the good ending you have to like go back and suck everybody's ass and go on you have to literally go on a date with the skeleton It's very bizarre Um, I wasn't I I was kind of pissed off I got a neutral ending just because I didn't go back and like deep kiss the fish lady 2:14:36 Unknown_04: have done the genocide run it's funnier too uh i i was thinking about going back and doing a genocide run during the lava maze episode because it's like you're it's the fish lady is so annoying like not the blue one the like the yellow shy one she's like the most annoying character in any game ever and um Unknown_32: She was just like a tumblr self-insert. It was so obvious was so painfully obvious and then I find out that in the genocide run She's like behind the scenes. Um trying to like You know ferry people away and get people away from you so you don't even get to kill her so I decided not to do that because The dinosaur girl the yellow dinosaur you can't even murder her. That's the entire reason why I want to do that Um, so very fucking annoying Anyways So how many how many like missions are left i'm curious about the runtime because I don't know It says like 18 hours. So that should be like Like six strings, I guess Oh, yeah, she's like a weeb she literally talks about like her favorite anime and shit 2:15:32 Unknown_32: Engineering transit station habitation towers this text buyer habitation tower service offline Simon tower You know some 40 minutes left, okay, okay, I guess we'll finish it then Um now I may actually have to do another episode because I appear to not be able to read a fucking sign get to engineering transit station and 2:16:27 Unknown_32: sys tech spire solomon habitation tower sign med tower it has to be this one it doesn't say engineering on it but it literally says go back to medical it says go to engineering what Unknown_32: Oh, I'm in engineering. I'm going to medical. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That makes sense. Unknown_06: That makes sense. Unknown_32: Restore power. Unknown_06: No, nevermind. Unknown_32: I don't need you. Unknown_03: I think this will literally be faster. 2:17:26 Unknown_32: Save scumming chat There's an objective in this game that just says find the ladder by the end that would be very cursed I Unknown_32: Just an alien that jumps out That was my alien ways Um The game's pretty good 2:18:44 Unknown_32: I feel like... I feel like... I watched the Mandalorian review, and I... I agree that, in some parts, the, um... I don't know about this plot. Unknown_19: He definitely yeah, it definitely does not feel eight years old Um, the game is beautiful the issues with anti-aliasing that i've heard a lot of people complain about are not particularly applicable to um 2:19:41 Unknown_32: to my playthrough i am not seeing any jagged edges or whatever um but i think that is probably because i am playing at um at 4k i think is the proper term for what i'm doing Unknown_32: so uh the aliasing is just taken care of because the screen is so high resolution that it doesn't matter and then when i uh stream it there you won't see any aliasing i don't think because it's a 4k resolution that's being compressed which is naturally going to soften the edges of the uh of the picture so i think everybody watching is also getting a should be getting a pretty pleasant viewing of the game of the game's quality um 2:20:24 Unknown_32: But that's mostly engine stuff the assets itself are beautiful and what they're really good about They're very intelligent about something that I I'm very passionate about when it comes to maps and games is lighting they uh Have wonderful usage of lights of all different colors of all different types Um, they do a good job of keeping lights on your objective if you ever get lost if you just reorient yourself by saying Where are the lights at? I usually find your way Unknown_32: Look at this. Look how pretty this is. This is eight years old. Unknown_30: I didn't hate... A lot of people seem not to like Outlast. Unknown_19: I'm not as hard bad on Outlast as... Especially the... Oh, this place. Unknown_32: Fuck me. I'm back here. 2:21:30 Unknown_28: This is just not going to open. Can I walk around this? Unknown_32: No. Okay. Hey, look. Look, chat. A map I didn't get the first time I came through here. Unknown_32: Not a fan. Unknown_32: Um, well, I've never played stealth horror because until I played Outlast, that was my first one. Unknown_32: Never been interested in horror. Unknown_32: I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty sure like stealth horror is something that you have to be turned on to by your dad It feels like everybody who's a big fan of stealth horror like has a dad that they watch movies with as a kid It feels like if you're if you're not like 2:22:29 Unknown_32: oh he does not like the bolt machine let's see Unknown_32: Well, I mean, that's what I mean. I don't have fond memories of watching horror movies with my dad. And I feel like the people who most enjoy horror have memories of watching horror movies with their dad. That's just how it comes across to me. 2:23:09 Unknown_32: Or they remember watching it with friends and their friend, one of their friend's dads was like huge into it. And they like snuck away to watch it because their parents didn't like it, but their friend's dad did. Unknown_32: So they would sneak away to watch it while, uh, without their parents knowing. Unknown_32: It felt like something that you have to like deliberately seek out. You know what I mean? 2:23:47 Unknown_32: Some people have 20 dads. The people who have 20 dads are going to be the ones who are most into horror. In fact, they're going to be into horror so much that they're going to deliberately make themselves a living homage to body horror. It's just going to be like their entire life is going to be horror. 2:24:23 Unknown_10: I did what? I have to remember to go back into survival mode again. 2:25:10 Unknown_30: Are you fucking retarded? Bitch, what the fuck? 2:25:45 Unknown_10: And this door is really powerful I can't hack it check around that room for a specific upgrade to hack that door. Unknown_32: Ah Here it is. Just like you said Unknown_02: I risk it? 2:26:52 Unknown_32: Just wait. Unknown_32: I get the feeling that this guy isn't going to be like, oops, I'm bored now. Time to go up into this vent. Unknown_03: Yes, he is. 2:27:27 Unknown_19: Coordinates already in the system. Just punch the dash. Unknown_10: What about you? Unknown_32: Med bag skate pods, you know, this is This is very familiar to another kind of space related game that I that i've played where there's escape pods on medbay Unknown_32: Why did I just do this before? 2:28:24 Unknown_27: Hmm. Unknown_15: Ricardo can you hear me? Unknown_32: No shit there's an alien inside the game would just end and then rippery turned over to Went to the 2:29:02 Unknown_32: Oh, I'm on the other ship. Okay, I understand. These things look like aliens. They look like robot aliens. 2:29:35 Unknown_32: Yep, pretty fucking spooky. Unknown_32: marlo heist says he just picked up some kind of signal i've got lois trying to decode it now it could be the nostromo wanted me to come and see it yourself technician report marlo i just had to do so much to work on the sublight engines the old girl was complaining so loudly i'm surprised something didn't fall off from the last jump everything's holding together now but she'll need a full overhaul soon not just for the core systems we'll need to keep pushing her like this we're going to be enough through salvage crew hitchhiking deep in space gonna be an expensive job so let's hope that you're right about the beacon it could be our last chance for a decent paycheck anyways i had to reset the key code afterwards the new one is four five one zero lewis io error the disk is malfunctioning we're outside sebastopol malo and foster woke up first she looked terrible Meeks and me are about to take a shuttle to the station. But well, this has got to break quarantine procedures, right? It's Milo's ship. She's Milo's wife. And things got heated. And Meeks got a bloody nose. So, I don't know. Maybe the doctors will give her the all-clear if things can get to normal. But if they sniff it out, we can't get on. 2:31:14 Unknown_32: This is really a strong statement about COVID, if you think about it. Imagine if the Chinamen who had the coup initially just decided to jettison themselves into space instead of going to the hospital. Unknown_32: Selfish. 2:31:48 Unknown_29: what oh that's like a i didn't even mean to do that overriding protocol we're using icmp now instead of tcp you heard ping pong no more act Unknown_32: Stop the nerd shit. Unless you give a fuck yourself. Unknown_11: Ricardo, in case you're hearing me, I've got the English floor's basic power systems back online. Doors should be open. Unknown_15: Hopefully some light. Still no sign of Marlow. 2:32:49 Unknown_32: Hmm. Hmm. What's this here? Is that a yellow exclamation point? Hmm. Unknown_32: Oh, and Pia Dick said for 250, the next time you succumb to your small bladder, can you play wallpaper to cover the air? I think everyone would love that. Unknown_29: Maybe. That'd be a good idea. Unknown_32: I'd have to minimize the game. Unknown_13: Marlo? Where are you, Marlo? Unknown_08: Thanks for switching the power back on. You saved me a job. I only needed it offline temporarily. Why is he such a... I had some things to fix. 2:33:23 Unknown_32: Why is he being an asshole? Unknown_23: We may have broken our losing streak. Unknown_23: We've barely been scraping a living the past couple of years. Unknown_32: Why is he taunting her? She didn't do anything to him. Unknown_23: Can't say the crew's been faring any better. Unknown_23: Then we found that flight recorder. Unknown_23: ...belongs to a ship, the Nostromo, Weyland-Yutani property. Unknown_07: That means they'll be able to... Maybe you want to join my crew. 2:33:55 Unknown_05: Maybe your first spot. Really? Molly, don't cross the line! Siddy, give me all the things you have! ...so I can take it to the company. We got lucky. Taylor? Unknown_13: Taylor! Unknown_08: Marlow, what are you doing? What now? I have things prepared to do. Come find me, quickly. I got something for you. Unknown_23: You said you'd do right by me. 2:34:32 Unknown_32: Um, whatever it was that attached itself to Foster is dead. I found some on the floor by her bed, curled up like a spider. Foster says she felt fine, but insisted on putting her into hypersleep. That thing must have done to her. It may console the process. The vestibule is at the nearest station, so I'm going to get her checked out. Quarantine will be a problem, but I figure the Nostromo flight recorder may be ticking in. Whatever we have to do. Unknown_01: Anisadora, this is Marshal Waits of Sevastopol. Unknown_01: Officially, I should deny your request to dock. Sebastopol is currently being decommissioned, and I can't compromise security for unscheduled vessels. However, in the light of the property you found, I will allow a small number of your crew to dock via a short-range shuttle. I must remind you that Sebastopol is entitled to a cut of any reward for return of said property once it's on station. 2:35:07 Unknown_01: Let me know your decision. Wait's up. Unknown_32: That's interesting. I like the backstory to the initial incident that's going on in Dolina right now. 2:35:51 Unknown_02: That's a big ass ship. It's the Bastapal. Unknown_08: And that sounds like the right idea. 2:36:45 Unknown_02: This is a really big ship. I wish I had a spaceship. 2:37:26 Unknown_03: Uh-oh. Oh, jeez. Unknown_26: Added report. Personal message. This is for my daughter. Unknown_26: Hi, Amanda. I'm recording this for you, my sweetheart. Unknown_26: And I hope you get to hear it one day. Unknown_26: You see, I, um, I got into trouble. Unknown_26: Um, my ship Unknown_26: There was an accident, sweetheart, and we found an alien creature. 2:38:05 Unknown_26: It was very dangerous. Unknown_26: And the only way we could stop it was to destroy the ship. Unknown_26: I'm okay. Unknown_26: I'm stuck on this lifeboat, long way out. Unknown_26: But we had to destroy the ship. We had to destroy the Nostromo. We just couldn't risk bringing that thing home with us. Unknown_26: This is Sigourney Weaver. I think someone said they actually got the actress to do the voice for this message. 2:39:08 Unknown_30: him bro now you understand that'll turn the reactor into a goddamn nuke you'll destroy the ship and the station it'll annihilate every trace of that creature ripley it's the only way i can't let it live and i'm not letting the company have it or they'll just start the whole thing over again Unknown_32: Yeah, ai activate the nuke the self-destruct terminal No, there's not 2:40:10 Unknown_13: Taylor I'll stop the overload. You have to help me go to that console. Unknown_32: Oh, she's Here it is. Here's the moment the alien You know what you need to do go go go. Unknown_13: I need power sent to the auxiliary generator. Look for the letters aux Unknown_32: I'm not passing you the aux cord. The last time I did, you played cringe. 2:40:56 Unknown_13: Okay, you're doing good, Chad. Now switch the external from auto to manual. Do you see it? Unknown_13: It'll be there, Taylor. Trust me. That's it. 2:41:30 Unknown_32: She definitely has cancer. Unknown_32: Look, it's not too late for you to save me. I'm behind this white glass. Unknown_32: But you're fucked. Unknown_32: Oh, I had to press the button. Unknown_04: Hey, I got the good ending. 2:42:13 Unknown_07: Lead glass, sorry, I meant beryllium. Unknown_32: This is a beryllium lead alloy glass that protects us from the radiation. Okay. Unknown_13: It'll be there, Taylor. Trust me. Unknown_13: That's it. Unknown_23: We got lucky. Found a distress signal and now we're following it. This is it. I can feel it in my bones. Unknown_28: Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um. Unknown_07: Fuck! Unknown_32: Don't time me. I have to work at my own pace, goddammit. 2:42:49 Unknown_32: Oh, I'm so dead. Unknown_32: Oh my god. Wrench faster, you fuckhead. Unknown_32: Never mind. Unknown_32: Alien time get her right there Is she gonna like cook in front of me 2:43:45 Unknown_32: Ah jeez dude Ah shit Shit Critical collapse Warning, shit fucked Unknown_31: Oh no! That should... That's the initial loss of pressure. Unknown_32: Now you got a couple minutes before you're done. Unknown_32: That is correct. That is how depressurization works. Got that scrap. Gotta keep moving. 2:44:39 Unknown_27: Nice and easy. Unknown_04: Get into that comfort chair. 2:45:13 Unknown_15: Ricardo. Ricardo. Ripley, the Elisador brass took out the number to stay. Unknown_19: Hello, Sevastopol. Unknown_24: Can you respond? We just saw a ship blow on your starboard side, took out an entire orbital stabilizer array. We have no place to dock. Please, tell us what's going on in there. We can take survivors. I'll leave this channel open. Torrent's out. 2:45:44 Unknown_32: I'm awfully familiar in here now. I think it's time for a dramatic reveal chat. Unknown_32: Where am I? I am on six and again. 2:46:17 Unknown_25: Okay, cool. Unknown_32: I gotta give him credit every time I see this, uh This station it is shittier, okay Am I going down am I going to reception? Unknown_32: Let's find a way to contact velenia and I mean I would go to reception That seems like where you put like a thing to say hello 2:46:55 Unknown_04: Brianna Goo worked on this, what? Unknown_32: Oh yeah, okay, I'm wrong. Unknown_32: Nevermind. Unknown_04: They use brianna lou as no cap on the alien They tried everything they could think of to get a creepy predator Uh vibe to the the way the alien moved it just nothing worked. 2:47:36 Unknown_32: They tried literally everything they could think of What do they want Unknown_19: Robots are desperate. Unknown_32: I've never heard of a desperate robot before. No. 2:48:19 Unknown_31: It was the same height Very tall person very funny to have a an Asian partner because when they stand together One is very tall next to the other Unknown_32: Oh, so this is how this works from the other side and those skinny wrists can sure open a big ass door Oh Brianna lewd that for sure has the hunch That's so funny I hope i've noticed 2:49:37 Unknown_32: God damn it. So there's people up. You know what i'm done being nice. I am so done with this shit Bad enough the whole world's gone to shit and you're fucking shooting at me Ow 2:50:09 Unknown_32: Fuck off! Unknown_32: Hans! Get the flamenwaffen! Unknown_32: There's no way out of this untorched. 2:50:44 Unknown_17: I've just got your query. Unknown_17: Yes, I have been in our transmission relay archive, and I've done some decrypting. I'm looking for crew logs of the past three Sevastopol a while ago. I know you're concerned, but it's ancient history. There's just some stuff I need to know. A routine company transmission packet sent from the edge of Thetis before a ship started its return home. Nothing's going to break anything. 2:51:19 Unknown_28: I thought this was a save point I don't know. 2:52:26 Unknown_02: Very useful computer, Jesus. Unknown_32: Got an achievement. That's self-defense. Unknown_32: It's true. I am in a self-defense situation right now against absolutely fucking everything. Unknown_32: We could have been friends. You're human. I'm human. Unknown_32: But instead, you gotta disrespect me. 2:53:36 Unknown_32: Hey look, manual escalator. Unknown_12: This is Captain Dallas logging an initial report from the retreat. Unknown_12: We're just gonna see my family again, that's why I'm hanging around with the shotgun my hand blasting everything that fucking moves I'm just such a good That's a good guy 2:54:25 Unknown_31: i'm very easily very easily relatable someone must know what's going on so relatable i don't see my family Unknown_32: You got a save point? 2:55:07 Unknown_32: What am I doing here? Unknown_32: Get two comms. Okay, I feel like comms is right there. Anything in this I can get? 2:55:54 Unknown_32: okay it's at three hours now so you gotta make a call am i am i that close to the end ripley you okay listen marlo's permissions are still locked in this terminal if we have the coordinates for the torrents we could align the transmitter dishes manually bypass apollo completely there's an observatory right yeah you should be able to find the torrent coordinates using that i'll get the door for you Unknown_28: Oh, thanks. Orbital stabilizers operating at 40% and falling. Unknown_32: You know what else has an orbital stabilizer? And once it goes off, there's a little delay before everyone is floating around in the station all willy-nilly. 2:57:08 Unknown_32: alien equals palestinian i don't know i was kind of persuaded to the cause of the palestinians after playing the uh alexa moss game space station 13 they had a uh gravity generator someone said two to three hours left is that just like a joke at how i play or is that like for real the people i recognize and trust are saying 15 minutes Unknown_32: literally last two missions a mission can last for a long time okay okay are these friendlies are you guys friendly wait you thought i heard something 2:58:10 Unknown_32: They were not friendly. Ah! Unknown_32: The border has been secured. Do not worry. Unknown_32: Well, good luck. You gotta get that money so you can send me the monies. So I can buy a house. 2:58:46 Unknown_32: In the wilderness. And get a log cabin going. Unknown_32: Press search and then nothing happens. 2:59:34 Unknown_28: Control locking alignment. Um... Unknown_02: What the fuck is this? What the... What the fuck is this? Unknown_32: Oh, I have to wait for it to grow big enough for the other circle? Is that what's happening here? Unknown_02: There we go. Thank you, Tess. 3:00:31 Unknown_32: I've somehow locked the... Ripley, the people helping me contact Torrens are not responding. Unknown_32: In fact, I can smell barbecue. Ripley, what has happened? Did the alien get inside? Unknown_32: I'm British. Thank God. 3:01:03 Unknown_11: Ricardo, I found them. Unknown_19: Now you've got to align the dishes to the Torrens position manually. Unknown_11: Check. I'm going outside. Unknown_02: I'm going outside. Well, now I can go down the ladder. Unknown_32: What I mean, confusing ladder placements. You never know if it's gonna be a real ladder or a fake ladder. 3:01:43 Unknown_32: Thought I saw a blueprint over there. Might have been a pipe bomb. You never know. Unknown_19: Wow, I'm so glad I don't have to stealth through this right here. Unknown_04: Um... The fuck am I doing? 3:02:15 Unknown_31: manually input tauren's coordinates um oh listen Unknown_32: Imagine how dirty these shoes are. Full of alien gunk and shit. Unknown_32: And blood. Cremated human remains. 3:03:20 Unknown_29: Fuck off. Unknown_32: No reflection of self in the helmet. Zero out of ten. Literally unplayable. 3:03:56 Unknown_07: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Unknown_32: Oh, it was a map change. Rip, hurry. All hell is going to break loose when Sevastopol starts to fall. Unknown_32: Cool. Cool. Cool. Unknown_32: Oh my god, the sun. 3:04:56 Unknown_32: Why didn't you get fried by radiation? Are you some kind of moon landing denier, sir? Unknown_32: Some sort of denier denier? Unknown_32: Yeah, the spacesuit is designed to be protected against the radiation. Unknown_02: There I climb. 3:05:30 Unknown_32: Isn't space, like, full of radiation and shit? Yeah. What protects us from the radiation is the ozone. Unknown_32: That's why more ozone is more better. Less sunlight, less radiation, less cancer. Unknown_32: This whole, like, let's get rid of the ozone thing is like, let's just give everybody cancer. Unknown_32: It's a scam cell chemotherapy. 3:06:03 Unknown_32: Do you always capitalize Sun? No, you capitalize Sun when you're talking about Sol, the Sun that is in the center of our galaxy. Do you capitalize Earth? Yes, you capitalize Earth when you're talking about the planet Earth. You don't capitalize Earth when you're talking about dirt. You don't capitalize Sun when you're talking about a star. But when you're talking about the internet, as in the global interconnected network that exists, there's only one of them, then yes, it is a proper noun in the same exact way that Earth is a proper noun and the Sun is a proper noun. 3:06:36 Unknown_32: Not the galaxy, but the solar system. Oh, I'm done? Unknown_28: Well done. Unknown_30: And they're really done? 3:07:21 Unknown_32: I hate lowercase I internet referring to the internet because it is a journalist thing. The only reason why people say lowercase I internet is the only reason why they spell it with two, doxing with two Xs, is that the AP style guide put out that that's how it's supposed to be spelled now because for whatever reason, that's what they want. And now every journalist on earth synced up at the fucking brain. It's just like, yeah, that's right. Like, it's not. It's like it's like it's like the the slow walk into 1984 of just like allowing people to rewrite language Parabolic antenna 3:08:16 Unknown_32: I'm right on it. Unknown_32: What parabolic fucking antenna? Am I supposed to shoot that? Unknown_32: Remove parabolic lock. Please don't tell me I have to go down again. Oh, fuck. Unknown_32: We really are in a walking simulator. Unknown_32: Low power. Okay, so I can't do that. So I have to go all the way back downstairs again. Unknown_30: What? Unknown_32: There's no fucking... Fuck you. Unknown_02: Use the ladder. 3:08:54 Unknown_32: Jump off the ledge and see if you float. Well... Theoretically, she should be floating. She's outside the station. Where's the gravity generator coming from? Unknown_32: Must have metal boots, or magnetic boots like in Spacestation 13. Unknown_28: The other game I used to like. 3:09:41 Unknown_27: um okay back up it's so quiet well fun fact we are in space and there is no air so there is no sound Unknown_32: I wonder if you go insane in space. I always remember in the Discord, when we had the sneak cord for briefly, there was that Vietnamese guy who was a big CCP fan, and he... Unknown_32: He was very anti-space which sounds kind of weird but like He He would post this meme of how space futurism is like a cope by people who like reject their faustine dynasty or whatever and uh Space would be like a hellish existence. It was it was like this information scroll set to the beam movie I didn't do the thing. Are you fucking kidding me? I went down there and I pressed the fucking buttons What more do you want? 3:10:40 Unknown_32: Sneak cord is never coming back. It's been decommissioned. I've sent Sevastopol agents to tear it apart. 3:11:24 Unknown_32: Okay. The thing has not changed, like the little guide. Uh, we... Oh, we're not moving. That is... Okay, fine. Now can I go back upstairs? Is there anything else I fucking miss? 3:12:05 Unknown_32: Neil deGrasse Tyson's like famous science man same reason why people listen to other celebrities like Bill Nye Why would anybody listen to Bill Nye has to say about anything ever I Don't know what the Torrance coordinates are What the fuck Unknown_32: Was this communicated to me? Can I ask my radio what the fuck they are? Right there on the screen. Okay 35 okay 3:13:19 Unknown_32: You know, I feel like the coordinates for this would be, like, very precise. They wouldn't be like, oh, just, like, turn the needle like you're adjusting the thermostat or whatever. You're off by, like, a milla... A milla-whatever. You've missed your ship by a hundred yards. Unknown_32: Oh, it's a communication satellite. Okay, fine. I guess that's less important. 3:13:59 Unknown_32: They're just gonna shoot like a giant laser beam at us. Unknown_13: Ripley, this is Ripley on the station. Are you reading me, Verlaine? Unknown_13: Ripley, what the hell is going on over there? Bad things, Torrance. There's an alien organism here. It's deadly. We need urgent extraction. Unknown_32: Alien! Unknown_13: There's no time to explain. Please, Verlaine. There's nowhere for us to dock, Ripley. The station's tearing free from its gravity mooring. Unknown_22: Okay, so now this is the last mission, right? 3:14:56 Unknown_32: No, yes, no Is there really like two and a half hours god I fucking hate you people sometimes I really I asked like is there like two and a half hours left and I Someone said 15 turbo neil breen said 15. Unknown_04: I I trusted him Unknown_04: No, I can't trust you guys. I have to look it up. Unknown_32: Cat's just going to fucking bullshit me. Then I have to pause the game to figure out what I'm going to do because it's three hours. I'm not going to sit here for like six hours to play in one sitting. Unknown_04: Don't fucking lie to me. 3:16:20 Unknown_04: You did lie i can't believe it I I honestly trusted turbo neil breen when he said 15 minutes left. Unknown_32: No, there's like four more missions left Um I guess next to save point then Unknown_32: There's, like, people who have watched the streams for, like, since 2018. TurboNeoBrain is one of those people who's been around since the beginning of when I started streaming. So when he says 15 minutes left, I'm like, okay, this makes sense. Like, I've destroyed the alien hive. Like, how much fucking left is there to do? I'm running around with a bolt cutter, blowing people's brains out in one shot. Like, surely the end of the game is nearby. And then it's like, it keeps going, and then it's like, you have to go back and lift something else. Like, no, that doesn't sound right. That sounds like a whole new mission. 3:17:39 Unknown_32: Just, like, annoying. Like, you want to have some interaction with the chat, but, like, people just fucking lie to you constantly. Jesus. 3:18:16 Unknown_32: Okay. Well, I suppose I'll finish up next time. I think I'm on mission 15 out of 19. I think there's, like, one or two that don't count, so... Um... Yeah, you guys were fucking assholes this entire time. And, like, for no reason, too. It's very frustrating. Um, the game is still good, though. It's just you guys that suck. Unknown_32: So I'll see you next time. Take it easy. Unknown_02: Buh-bye. There's my buh-bye button. Buh-bye.