0:00:05
Unknown_01:
We'll be right back.
Unknown_01: Doing butt stuff in Con's place. Screwing man that fucking bait. Wake him up when his asshole breaks.
Unknown_17: Oh no. Oh no, chat. I've done it twice in a row. I've somehow accidentally started my video game stream with a different song about Kanye West being homosexual. I cannot believe that there are multiple songs about how Kanye West is gay.
0:01:00
Unknown_07:
But we live in interesting times, I suppose.
Unknown_07: okay i did not announce the stream until 30 minutes before it was uh supposed to go live in my infinite wisdom so this is going to be a particularly comfy uh slow day that's okay um because i'm i'm actually enjoying this game a little bit so it's it's not particular the thing is it's not like particularly scary but i always like the fear factor when you're streaming
0:01:35
Unknown_17:
is like way amped the fuck down compared to how it feels if you're just playing something on your own if it wants to go full screen I would actually really like that video game I really love the unskippable splash screens it's probably my least favorite part of the fucking game
Unknown_07: okay there we go alt enter there we go perfect i noticed a lot of people were complaining about the textures of the game but the textures look great to me but i think that's because i'm playing at a um at 4k i'm playing at 4k so
Unknown_17: That's right, I don't turn the lights off. I like the lights on. So I can see what I'm doing. I'm not just sitting alone in my room in total darkness.
0:02:33
Unknown_17:
Um, so.
Unknown_17: last time we were talking to a prisoner who is detailing his his account of salvaging the ship that we're tracking down which is apparently the setting of the first alien movie and they find it on some horrifically desolate planet and they're like crawling around in the the murk and mire of this uh disgusting slime-ridden uh decrepit ship and they're so excited they're like holy this is our big payday we're gonna make tons and tons of money salvaging this ship and i'm just thinking like uh this is real ugly and i would not be on the ship and then they come down and there's like eggs and they obviously look like eggs like a chicken would lay except they're standing upright and they're purple and they get near it and then it like opens up like a venus fly trap And for some reason they're still like, hmm, hmm, I wonder what this is, hmm. And then a facehugger thing pops out and attacks one of them. And I guess it probably breaks their astronaut helmet because they are in space. And I assume that whoever the fuck that is is super mega dead.
0:03:09
Unknown_17:
But then the cutscene ended and the autosave icon appeared and that's where I ended the stream at about three hours last night. Now, before the actually before the cutscene, we had just gotten through medical, which is apparently like a really difficult part of the game that's quite infamous. So I guess now we're in the clear. And I actually I don't know what's what is next. We'll see.
0:04:10
Unknown_25:
I want to know more. Everything. Where's your ship? If we can break the comms lockdown, what are the codes to bring it in on auto?
0:04:43
Unknown_09:
If you want more, then you need to get me out of here.
Unknown_25: Not happening, Marlo.
Unknown_09: Is that right? Well, you know where I am.
Unknown_10: Wait. My board and the text file just lit up like a Christmas tree. It's here.
Unknown_15: Plan B. Set it up.
Unknown_25: Whatever's happening, I want in.
Unknown_17: Why is there like a Jamaican guy?
Unknown_15: Got something here you'll need.
Unknown_17: I'm just gonna steal the super glue off your desk if you don't mind.
0:05:16
Unknown_17:
You're not using it, right?
Unknown_17: Oh wow, there's like so many materials in here. like this idea this guy's like here you should check this out and then you walk in and instead of like doing like the person doing what uh what you're trying to show them to get this like gas thingy uh she just starts looting your your office for super glue and spare parts let's hope this thing works it's an animal animals are afraid of fire i hope you're right flamethrower not a welder that was a welder
0:05:55
Unknown_15:
All around, what's the point of it?
Unknown_17: Guess I'll check out the computer.
Unknown_17: uh impounded it's just stuff they've taken from marlo some kind of parasite wait it's it's dr lingard just examine the patient nurse anything like it some kind of parasite did a quick check on the name they gave me and there's no one registered editor in sebastopol and she came on board recently so this is about the uh initial incident that introduced the parasite into the colony because i'm aware that the alien reproduces by like infesting the chest huggers um
0:07:13
Unknown_17:
we'll save just because yeah the game um this is the game has slowed down a lot and it's really nice because it's like the pressure is very high just continuously this is like the first time they've allowed us to just kind of hang around a bit i'm sure that this will come back to this area at some point and it'll be fucked up this map is like way too detailed for it not to be completely ruined at some point Uh, we're trapped down. The creature set off explosives. We went in the habitation tower and I'm hearing reports of damage in the spaceflight terminal docks. I don't think we put it into... There's activity in San Cristobal. Uh, so maybe it's going back. Find a way over to PsyMed Tower Transit. Hope they got sensors and medical receptions online.
Unknown_17: Uh, Marlow again. No...
Unknown_17: I try to read the lore a little bit, even if I'm not the most story-oriented person, because I've actually watched DSP play games, and I find it so annoying. There will be crucial plot elements happening while DSP plays a game, and the easiest thing that he could do while the plot is unfolding in a cutscene is just shut up. I just take a second um like take a break drink some water blow his nose clear his throat off mic and then instead he just starts like singing stupid like nonsense songs on top of the plot Samuel's okay doing that guy said he wanted to help and I have my hands full here besides he's a synthetic should be easier for him to get in there
0:08:21
Unknown_06:
Well, they don't attack the synthetics.
0:09:08
Unknown_25:
Oh, I'm under the impression that it's not just a fucker.
Unknown_17: I'm pretty sure that there are multiple fuckers. Um, okay.
Unknown_17: Mecca for 20 says, I actually get to watch one of these live for once. Thank you for the comfy stream, Josh Paul. You're welcome. I'm glad you couldn't watch live.
Unknown_17: I'm glad people enjoy me playing a game.
Unknown_00: I never thought I would be one of those people that people actually want to watch play a game.
Unknown_17: And anonymous for three says, Ghost was A-logging Puentes and Kanye this morning, but no one wants to laugh since the casino is closed. I have heard this. I've heard that for whatever reason,
0:09:49
Unknown_17:
You would think PPP of all people would jump to make fun of Kanye West and Nick Fuentes team up. For some reason they did not.
Unknown_17: So does DSP really blow bubbles like with a plastic bubble blowing wand?
0:10:25
Unknown_17:
I mean, DSP's silly gimmicks seem to work for his audience. Who am I to make fun of him for if he makes the money?
Unknown_17: Makes the gambling money.
Unknown_17: When the fuck pays for that it's a good question. I really don't know how the the vest thing is so successful because he did he had like a like a look at over a year daily streak of getting enough like super chat money to wear a vest and It's not like the vest is silly anything. It's not like it has like a message on it pointing at his face saying I eat cock it's just like an orange vest and
0:11:06
Unknown_19:
station serving seeks and communication technologies more it's only laying down the dsp lawyer i'm aware that more it's only i think is one of the people who's like a a detractor tractor that's code required
Unknown_17: Plasma torture.
Unknown_17: Oh, we've been here, haven't we?
Unknown_17: Pretty sure we've been.
Unknown_13: Yeah, buddy, how about you fuck off And I fuck off He's on fire
0:12:40
Unknown_21:
Wow, this is fucked.
Unknown_17: Oh, he's dead now. Okay. Um, I am dying. Fuck this scrap, that's important. Fire suppression system. Fire suppression system. Fire suppression system. Um, fire suppression system. What would I look like? I wonder a lot.
Unknown_17: I really don't know.
Unknown_17: locate and activate the fire suppression system it's around here somewhere this on the wall obviously looking yeah there we go no more fire i did it champ
0:13:40
Unknown_17:
All righty now.
Unknown_17: I can open this. Actually, let me heal. Use my crafting supplies while I have them. Took way too long to... Let's deal with that.
0:14:13
Unknown_25:
Wait, what's wrong with this station a lot? It's always been falling apart but because of the decommission a lot of the systems have been shut down Add to the fact that everyone's too busy trying to stay alive to maintain anything and you end up with goddamn chaos Just like blow it up It seemed really shitty what are they salvaging from this piece of shit, oh hello
Unknown_17: um okay let's take a second there's definitely something in that event right there there's some head upstairs i'm gonna go this way i'm gonna walk i've definitely been here we shouldn't have done that back there i know we're hungry but this feels so wrong
0:15:15
Unknown_17:
um did something back there just explode creatures nearby you heard the lady let's go now i'm super stuff
Unknown_17: If a black guy walks out of that door and shoots me in the fucking face, I'm gonna be so pissed off.
0:16:15
Unknown_17:
They definitely have the AI for the monster or like the ambience for the monster programmed to like to stalk me because I can hear it following me and it's not like menacing me as I move.
Unknown_17: It's just there.
Unknown_17: i will take a second actually my my objective with this run is to have more items than anybody has ever had while finishing the game entrance is dead ahead use the terminal and reception to open the door
0:17:27
Unknown_22:
Is he out?
Unknown_17: He's like right there.
Unknown_17: Um, I think I've already read through this actually.
Unknown_17: Yeah, I have read them in through here.
0:18:14
Unknown_17:
Okay. Um, get to server.
Unknown_17: I'm afraid to go under that fucking thing.
0:18:57
Unknown_07:
Um Oh, okay, I have to lock down all the oh no I like the
Unknown_17: It's totally just going to jump down at some point. I ran it right behind me. I didn't feel it.
Unknown_17: I wasn't wanting me to lock down the exits though.
0:19:52
Unknown_17:
lock down all escape routes in route to the server farm before selling the creature so that has to be this right isn't there like a button that i should have to press print well let's see if you're right
Unknown_17: I'm actually a bit confused here Like there's i'm expecting there to be like a um, the power thing to fuck with
0:20:56
Unknown_18:
i don't see it yeah i'm like particularly confused by this segment to lock down all the the exits and what i would expect is there to be like a um
Unknown_17: Power control thing to fuck with.
Unknown_17: Check the utility next to the door. I mean, there isn't one, is there?
Unknown_17: I'm missing something really obvious.
Unknown_17: Oh, this one.
Unknown_17: No, that's not it.
0:22:00
Unknown_07:
Didn't read it all what haven't I read Oh the terminal Ricardo's finalizing the lockdown
Unknown_14: Okay.
0:22:55
Unknown_18:
Now what?
Unknown_18: Steal off this stairwell.
Unknown_17: Shouldn't have gone down here.
Unknown_13: I'm gonna be stuck until the robot goes back around.
Unknown_17: No, he's going back up. Why is he going up?
0:23:41
Unknown_17:
I think the droids leave you alone. I really doubt that thing leaves me alone.
Unknown_17: That's definitely not like a leave you alone droid.
0:24:18
Unknown_17:
Is this the right way?
Unknown_17: I guess I'm looking for terminals at this point.
Unknown_17: Guess not.
0:25:05
Unknown_17:
Claire, I have verified reports that you and your men are shooting civilians and looting supplies. When I find a way to kill the creature, I hope to hell that a penalty for us waits.
Unknown_17: Open cells. Okay.
Unknown_17: Did I do it?
Unknown_17: I'm assuming that I have.
Unknown_07: Steal off the stairwell lock down the maintenance I mean, I hope i'm not just like fucking around right now Oh, this is the other lobby where the alien i've been through before okay, I guess this just opens this part up a little bit more
0:26:11
Unknown_17:
Man, I guess, can I go in there and save?
Unknown_17: No, that's like really far off. Fuck that.
Unknown_17: Okay, I guess that's just like a shortcut.
Unknown_16: That says the door locked.
0:26:46
Unknown_17:
Um I took her it took her and I couldn't do anything to stop it first I tore through doug then I cut liam in half and threw him aside like a rag doll then I can cornered emma I was in the shadows and I didn't see me Emma was calling for me calling from hell, but I couldn't realize too scared. I let it take her But i'm going to find her and find this from yourself Eric, can you hear me? Eric, the AMCOMs are screwed again. You there, Eric? It's Lincoln. Can you hear me? Made it down to tech support.
Unknown_17: A lot of stuff has already been looted. I'm going to try to break up and to lock up. I think they keep security hackers in there. We could use one, but I'm not going to stay down here much longer. Call me if you get this, okay?
Unknown_17: Very dramatic music for that reading.
0:27:54
Unknown_26:
Supply storage locked down. Okay. There seems to be someone behind you.
Unknown_13: Helping you. Every single step of the way. Yeah.
0:29:19
Unknown_18:
Yes, you're right. It is friendly.
Unknown_17: Take the second to save. Okay, the alien...
Unknown_17: very annoyed at this point uh i spank myself for three dollars says keno casino is closer to andy because andy was exposed for lusting after twitter only fans training for years all the way back to kumite's training is a fan of him um that person was in chat i think or people are really saying that that he was okay not the wrong way seal off stairwell faculty control I mean it's like pointing in here ain't it?
0:30:06
Unknown_17:
I don't feel like I already closed off this area.
Unknown_17: I can't read that. I'm too, like...
0:31:04
Unknown_25:
No.
Unknown_17: Okay, lockdown server hub reception corridor.
0:31:55
Unknown_17:
Is there also a save point behind the reception desk, my dude?
Unknown_17: Is that a no?
Unknown_17: What was the code? Anyone know?
Unknown_17: Franco, I've been investigating the archive leaks and I'm pretty sure it's just faulty hardware. The Aurorus systems are too old to properly integrate into something as complex as Apollo.
Unknown_17: um it looks like someone else has been accessing people's private messaging camera feeds the last couple years the executive suite san cristobal even marshall bureau have been hacked does anyone his name ransom mean anything to you it's like a bad joke oh shit the controller controls seven seven eight nine
0:32:53
Unknown_17:
Oh, you can't type it. Um... Oh.
Unknown_02: Fuse, it's Ransom. I just got your query.
Unknown_02: Yes, I have been in our transmission relay archive and I've done some decrypting. I'm looking for crew logs that passed through Sevastopol a while ago. I know you're concerned, but it's ancient history. There's just some stuff I need to know. A routine company transmission packet sent from the edge of fetus before a ship started its trip home. Nothing's going to break anything. Still, no one else needs to know about it, right? If you talk. Well, there'll be consequences. I mean, there's plenty Marie doesn't know, right?
0:33:25
Unknown_17:
Well, now.
Unknown_17: The philanderer.
Unknown_17: What am I doing?
Unknown_17: activate ricardo's override command um did i miss something like really really really obvious while playing on this it said locked
0:34:19
Unknown_25:
I'm gonna like Open that shit for me, my man Oh, he's not gonna unlock that door.
Unknown_17: I'm gonna have to take some extremely dangerous and elaborate way to get to right there
Unknown_17: Thanks, bro That's a funny line I'll keep your exit open till you're through then shut the trap
Unknown_17: Robo question for five says thug shaker now. I don't even know what that is. I'm assuming that's when you shake the booty. You make the cheeks clap. That's what the African-American gentlemen enjoy, right?
0:36:01
Unknown_17:
Are the spooky robots still, like, good?
Unknown_17: Oh. Hello. Oh, weird. The monster just, like, changed. Yeah.
Unknown_17: Damn, haven't y'all heard of cable management? Ha ha!
0:37:25
Unknown_17:
Uh oh, stinky. That's it. You got it.
0:37:59
Unknown_26:
Is my exit open, Ricardo? Wait a minute.
Unknown_23: Ricardo, is my exit... ...clear?
Unknown_08: Jesus, it's shut. It won't move.
Unknown_11: Where are you going, Ricardo? Fix it. Cockpit. I'm sorry, Rupi. I'm working on it.
0:38:38
Unknown_17:
I tried to throw something The getting set from behind is like so slow Right aiming Um
Unknown_17: Like, is it... It feels really unnecessary to, like, reason me to the ground as I am trying to, like, do shit.
0:41:13
Unknown_17:
Oh, I fucking touched the tail. God damn it.
Unknown_17: Don't touch the tail.
Unknown_07: How did I... I've set up an emergency shutdown at a terminal inside the server from.
Unknown_17: So if I use the flamethrower just fucks off Alien no like fire
0:42:09
Unknown_17:
And survive the vacuum of space. But it doesn't like fire.
0:42:46
Unknown_17:
When you say primitive creatures, it doesn't seem that primitive.
Unknown_23: Okay, now what?
Unknown_11: Escape the server hub.
Unknown_08: Oh, the door that I came from is like locked.
0:43:40
Unknown_17:
Okay.
0:44:31
Unknown_17:
Am I supposed to go back? I ran the wrong way. It wants me to come back where you came from, right?
0:45:12
Unknown_05:
okay um okay back to where i came from apparently are you still cool
Unknown_14: Ricardo, how did you open it back up?
Unknown_10: I had to suppress the alert. It was the only way to get Ripley out.
Unknown_10: You let it out? We had it locked down, and you let it out?
Unknown_14: Ripley, where should I go? Take the elevator to Gemini Labs. If it follows, we can still trap it there.
0:46:11
Unknown_14:
I'm keeping these people alive is really causing me more problems and blowing her fucking brains up from behind I
0:47:21
Unknown_17:
What? Oh, is that like downstairs still? Yeah.
Unknown_07: But take elevator to Gemini.
0:47:59
Unknown_07:
There's no elevator there.
Unknown_17: Is that like above me?
0:48:34
Unknown_12:
Use the vent. I don't think it's on the vent.
Unknown_17: Oh, there is a ladder.
Unknown_17: It's like locked off though.
0:49:20
Unknown_17:
So it has to be like directly above me where the black guy hangs out in the main lobby.
Unknown_17: Right?
Unknown_17: I'm going crazy, that's all.
Unknown_23: I'm sure they were here.
0:50:01
Unknown_17:
I mean, I would hate to do it, but... Fuck!
Unknown_16: Oh, shit.
Unknown_26: Damn!
Unknown_17: ah shit really that guy was in the open he was looking at you and you're like no i'm gonna get you does the alien like recognize that have it has like a priority get the black guy in the back first and then we look at people who have violated the non-aggression protocol
0:51:08
Unknown_22:
OK, take the elevator to the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The. It's fucking loud. Turn back. I'm warning you.
Unknown_17: Shut up. Bitch.
Unknown_17: How did that miss?
Unknown_04: God damn it.
0:52:08
Unknown_17:
Okay, yes, I okay I did not want to summon the zombie demon to uh To do my dirty work for me as I believe that summoning the zombie demon is still murdering people But at this point in time After having attempted to resolve things diplomatically I'm now in concurrence that fuck them
Unknown_23: No, no, no. This isn't going to have a happy ending. This is insane. Don't make me do this.
Unknown_17: God damn it, you bitch.
0:53:07
Unknown_17:
Does it only fucking drop down for me? I am being shot at.
Unknown_24: I won't feel bad about this.
Unknown_17: It must only.
0:53:40
Unknown_23:
Damn.
Unknown_07: i'm in gemini waits we need that whole facility powered up there's a freight elevator you'll need to take but ever since cease and pulled funding from gemini it's been out of action
0:54:43
Unknown_17:
There's only one person allowed on the chat-a-vator. Televator.
Unknown_17: Uh, this is a new area, I'm pretty sure. Gemini exoplanet solution.
Unknown_17: I never trust anything described as a solution in market.
Unknown_17: Oh, so scummy. We don't sell product, we sell thaluthin. We sell, like, thaluthin. I like the product.
0:55:18
Unknown_17:
Um Restore access I'm restoring accesses Find the control terminal they left for the synthetic caretaker.
Unknown_14: It's in a storeroom up ahead and for god's sake do it quietly So i'm looking for shit to dump compound into
Unknown_17: What the fuck does the Molotov do that the... The flamethrower doesn't...
0:56:11
Unknown_17:
More rain season's been trying to sell that whole outfit for years along with sebastopol No one ever bit but it means security is still online Okay enough talk now waits Why Is there like an alien in here that I don't know about
Unknown_06: So there's, like, Alien and Robot.
0:57:12
Unknown_17:
Okay, let me look.
Unknown_17: so restore actress that is a terminal behind the thing guarded by a dude and there is an alien menacing there the save point was all the way back there but that's just a little bit of a walk
0:57:53
Unknown_22:
Asmode.
Unknown_17: Hello?
Unknown_17: The manly piece of shit.
0:58:25
Unknown_17:
Damn boat, your face is like fucked up.
Unknown_21: Really? Fuck you.
0:59:46
Unknown_18:
No, fuck me.
Unknown_18: Yes.
Unknown_17: uh power budgets distribution department is surplus to requirements will be decommissioned shortly we'll be reducing the power budget to the order to of course corporate function you piece of mother let me read that's i want to read your game lore why are you punishing me for this
1:00:47
Unknown_14:
Find the control terminal they left for the synthetic caretaker.
Unknown_17: Xenomorph says that reading is for gay people.
Unknown_14: Seeson's been trying to sell that whole outfit for years, along with Sevastopol. No one ever bid, but it means security's still online.
Unknown_24: OK, enough talk now, Waits.
1:01:33
Unknown_17:
no motion detected no life forms detected in room status quo beep boop no life form everything is peachy keen don't worry about it cute feet
Unknown_17: There's no way I can do this room with the fucking alien asshole in there.
1:02:58
Unknown_17:
Am I supposed to even go? Yeah.
Unknown_17: But then fuckhead also comes in here.
1:04:00
Unknown_13:
Who's gonna drop out, right? I guess he didn't see that.
Unknown_13: Pickle her feet Maybe maybe the robot like dispenses candy And he likes candy What the fuck
1:05:11
Unknown_17:
Are you fucking kidding me? What happened to me?
1:05:42
Unknown_14:
Find the control terminal they left for the synthetic caretaker, it's in a storeroom up ahead. And for God's sake, do it quietly.
Unknown_14: Seeson's been trying to sell that whole outfit for years, along with Sevastopol. No one ever bid, but it means security's still online.
Unknown_24: Okay, enough talk now, Waits.
Unknown_17: Enough talk now, where it's the most bullshit section of the game that's coming up.
1:07:08
Unknown_22:
I dine. Where can I find the power breakers weights I see
1:08:51
Unknown_19:
Trigger analysis lab beaker switch.
Unknown_17: I feel like I'm really over relying on the flamethrower now.
Unknown_07: I would like to save.
1:10:08
Unknown_17:
I'm not doing too bad on the fuel with the... So there's...
1:10:58
Unknown_21:
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Unknown_17: God damn it.
Unknown_17: This is. This is too much. This is too much for one for one go. Like after getting the fucking plasma torch and activating both terminals and dealing with the robot That is the appropriate time for the save There was a it's too it's too much for one sequence you have to deal with the camera and the robot and the alien get the plasma torch unfuck two doors activate two terminals and then you're still not done you have two more segments left to go turn off the cameras okay i'll look for that this time um but yeah that's like a that's like a lot that's like a lot to expect of a player in one go When we go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.
1:13:39
Unknown_07:
Okay, i'm back I mean I and the thing is I really feel like i've been looking for Like alternative things like i've been looking around for like power control to um I've been looking for like a power thing I can use to disable the cameras I really don't know
Unknown_14: what rewire box the one that's low power right now that's the one that i have
1:14:41
Unknown_17:
man's in a hurry this unstable system shuts off the cameras okay
Unknown_17: The animation man, come on! Get to it.
1:16:51
Unknown_09:
I didn't peek.
Unknown_07: Is that also my fault?
Unknown_17: It like stood there for 20 fucking minutes.
Unknown_17: I'm losing it, man. I'm like...
Unknown_17: i'm like my brain is like in previous maps when i kept dying i'm thinking like i can i can fast forward this by walking this way specifically and doing this instead of that and then i can get through it faster this there is no fast way it's like you have to go in you have to duck behind the counter you have to make sure the thing doesn't go off because the alien starts becoming really aggressive if you don't
1:17:53
Unknown_17:
Then I have to be careful killing the fucking robot because the robot makes noise too when it dies and then it's just like it's just never it never fucking ends
Unknown_17: Kills me like how you can't can't switch to shit Check request
1:19:02
Unknown_21:
get out of the way where can i find the power breakers rates i see one in the analysis labs the others in the decontamination room
Unknown_17: Can I just take a fucking screwdriver to this piece of shit for real?
1:20:34
Unknown_14:
Labs next, Ripley.
Unknown_17: I mean, for some reason, I thought this area would be off-access again, because the save box isn't even visible.
1:21:13
Unknown_17:
What do we have in here?
Unknown_17: doing the video game wrong huh oh john asked if i would ever consider doing tip goals i mean that's like tip goals are like um i don't know it's like for people who do this stuff like professionally i'm really just trying to like unwind a bit it may not seem like it but i promise this is more less stress than i usually am and um i don't know community building exercise i guess
1:22:09
Unknown_17:
What is KG348? KG348 is a Jovian gas giant situated at a mean distance of 6.2 AU from the heart of the system. Initial surveys of the cloud layer show a rare mix of metallic acids. To exploit the potential of this resource, we are proud to announce the KG348 research project spearheaded by Gemini Exoplanet Solutions.
Unknown_17: 4.0
Unknown_17: I wonder why the alien just doesn't murder me and everybody right now.
1:22:44
Unknown_17:
It's really a mystery to me.
Unknown_18: He needs hosts?
1:23:55
Unknown_17:
Am I like missing something Oh, please don't tell me that the fucking um, the alien is like All the way past the product storage and through that door in the back that's what it feels like
Unknown_17: The issue is that a lot of the things that you would do if you were like a video game streamer like Wearing stuff. I don't have like webcam Oh you fuck it no no fire means you go away Okay, so I was supposed to go this way I can tell because the fucking vampire monster is after me
1:25:07
Unknown_17:
Now she's really, really pissed.
1:25:53
Unknown_22:
Adapting to his situation. He now uses Artemis.
Unknown_04: Ow! Shit!
Unknown_17: If he doesn't have like a clear path away from you, he'll like freak out. He'll have like a massive SPAC attack and just like attack you.
1:26:26
Unknown_17:
It gets less scared of the flamethrower. Oh. The fuck? Like, is it the same one? Does that ever reset?
1:27:07
Unknown_17:
I did pick up the map, didn't I? Okay.
1:28:05
Unknown_21:
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Unknown_07: What the fuck is that?
Unknown_17: I don't know. I don't know what I want to say.
Unknown_17: It came after me. It violated my NAP.
1:28:54
Unknown_17:
This thing really takes its time.
Unknown_17: Don't jump down there. Why is it stationary?
Unknown_17: really deliberately fucking with me here.
Unknown_17: Maybe I won't notice.
1:29:36
Unknown_17:
I guess I'll go for the rewire. If he spooks me, I'm saved right there.
1:30:07
Unknown_17:
It's supposed to get something in that room, right?
1:30:50
Unknown_17:
Sam hide is streaming. What does he stream?
Unknown_17: I can't imagine like what?
Unknown_17: Fortnite I didn't take sam hide to be an epic gamer
Unknown_17: In fact, I'm pretty sure he specifically said that he hates video games. Another waste of time.
1:31:39
Unknown_17:
I think he's just not an advocate of Dota 2. That seems to be his pet peeve.
Unknown_17: Well that's not what I want.
1:32:16
Unknown_17:
Initializing the loudest fucking thing ever made.
Unknown_17: reverberating entire room with gigantic fucking noise helping you
1:33:12
Unknown_13:
why not ask me about sebastian's safety protocols so long huh
Unknown_13: What if the alien's just like watching this, like, ooh.
Unknown_17: This is neat.
1:34:09
Unknown_13:
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Unknown_17: Oh. I was wondering why I was breaking animation and shit.
Unknown_14: That's it. Elevator's online, Ripley.
Unknown_14: Got it. You're headed for a place called
Unknown_17: And the alien must not like like enjoy that sound because this is the loudest fucking thing that's ever been created And he's just like Doesn't sound very tasty Okay, so i'm going back right i'm just gonna walk back where I came from Right
1:35:15
Unknown_17:
Oh there is the alien.
1:35:56
Unknown_17:
I'm supposed to go back to where I came from, right? I really hope I'm not like deliberately wasting my fucking time here.
1:36:54
Unknown_17:
Yeah, this is like dang two foot subs.
Unknown_17: Damn, you're still here, huh? Not heard any of that shit, have you? You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
Unknown_17: Oh my god.
Unknown_04: I thought it was safe because of the NPC!
1:38:00
Unknown_18:
Rocked down right behind me. What am I supposed to do? What's my reaction to that supposed to be? Just keep moving, just keep moving.
1:38:45
Unknown_17:
That NPC thing is like the biggest fake out in video game history. Cause she's just been sitting there minding her own fucking business for the last hour. And then you assume like, oh, the alien can't possibly be fucking around there. Cause how would she be alive?
Unknown_17: And then the camera just goes beep boop. And that's it. The alien is like, is exactly where you're at. And it's coming to kill you.
1:39:20
Unknown_08:
But see this is like an example of why this area this game is very compelling Because that's like such a fake out and then after you die after you've been spooked after you shit yourself um, you know what to do the next time and you're not wasting like half an hour of like Retracing steps and waiting for stuff to go off in the exact same sequence over and over again.
Unknown_17: That's like so much more compelling than
Unknown_17: Um the the worst parts of the game like when I got frustrated last time Is there a noisemaker that's mean Uh near as for two euros, when are you going to bomb the vatican with ethan dual citizen recline? Is he reclined because he's fat like he's killing out I think so. I'm a vatican respecter myself
1:40:18
Unknown_17:
Not finna bomb nothing.
Unknown_17: Upward dex. Is there like a map?
Unknown_17: No. Access the project KG348 labs.
Unknown_17: I don't know what that means.
1:41:00
Unknown_06:
That's not right. Ooh, there is a safe key.
Unknown_17: Yeah, buddy.
Unknown_17: That's what I like to hear.
1:41:34
Unknown_18:
Neat. Is that a leak?
Unknown_17: I think fluid's leaking on the outside. That's not good.
1:42:28
Unknown_17:
I would be hesitant to put my hand in that flaming hot tub.
Unknown_14: The lab can be separated from the main station. Bring it back online and systems can reconnect. I was expecting an alien just standing, going out, waiting for me.
Unknown_17: I guess I have a limited option about what to do at this point.
1:43:18
Unknown_17:
Wow, I don't have any of that? What was that?
Unknown_17: Oh, I don't. Can I make another molotov? I can.
Unknown_17: I'll use the molotov eventually, I promise. It's on my to-do list.
Unknown_17: Especially now that I have four. I can't even craft anymore.
1:44:02
Unknown_17:
Okay he's finna drop down soon.
1:44:37
Unknown_17:
Oh boy, I can't wait to restore power to this and set my own fucking death trap.
Unknown_04: What the fuck?
1:45:15
Unknown_17:
Very thankful for this.
Unknown_17: I appreciate the game's mercifulness with the fucking save points when it decides to be.
Unknown_08: Yeah, okay.
1:46:09
Unknown_14:
That's it. I can see a power spike. Now, reconnect the lab systems to Sabastopol from the console in the central lab. We're counting on you, Ripley.
Unknown_19: Hazardous material leak detected.
Unknown_17: Not touching the tail.
Unknown_17: activate the primary alarm system so that's all the way on the other side of the thing so that's it right there actually
1:47:21
Unknown_07:
Okay, so
Unknown_17: back out where i came from to escape the lab but then there is a thing that says emergency airlock right there so i'm gonna guess i'm gonna wager that when i try to daintily go to escape the lab uh a big kablooey is gonna happen i'm gonna have to get the fuck over there and then i'm gonna be in space feel free to laugh at me if i come completely wrong
1:48:32
Unknown_14:
Space.
Unknown_17: Oh boy, I'm in space. Space.
Unknown_08: What are the alien is thinking I think he's like we fuck I
1:49:56
Unknown_17:
I guess that really wasn't that far, huh?
Unknown_17: I open and close doors. My job is very important.
1:51:25
Unknown_17:
Help me Is the rest of this game just climbing to the security area and murdering everybody My job is very important My job
Unknown_23: He literally could have waited three seconds.
1:52:34
Unknown_24:
It literally could have waited like three seconds my dude There's that and there's the fact that you're a heartless bastard I'm heading back to the bureau.
Unknown_25: We can discuss your methods there Ripley out
Unknown_17: I'm coming up there to fucking murder you. If you see me, I'm gonna blow your fucking brains out with my revolver.
1:53:33
Unknown_22:
Hmm.
Unknown_17: Ion torch? Oh jeez. I feel like I'm getting fancy with those torch upgrades.
Unknown_17: I can run now? Yeah, fuck that.
1:54:04
Unknown_17:
I don't know why the run thing is in this game. I feel like if I tried to run I'd like have a death cut scene where I just slip and fall and smash my nose into the ground and start bleeding out into a puddle.
1:54:37
Unknown_17:
For some reason, that little... Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yeah. They're so dead. I'm killing them. I'm killing weights. If the game gives me an option to fucking murder weights, he's the most dead motherfucker that has ever lived.
Unknown_17: The game is pretty much over. It's not i'm two hours in on episode three. This should be like five parts I know what you're trying to do. And I I unfortunately i'm too smart. I know what's gonna happen I'm gonna call it now. I'm gonna lock it in so you can make fun of me if i'm wrong Um, they're gonna find out that there's obviously a queen on the thing that's making a ton of those fuckers And there's not just one asshole that's like wandering around. We killed like one little baby boy and the the the big lady with the big the biggest head of them all is still hankering around in the bowels of the ship munching on people i okay listen you're gonna think i'm uh spurred but i um in space station 13 there is
1:55:57
Unknown_17:
um an alien game mode and i know how the aliens reproduce because it's in space station 13. the spare parts in here i don't really have any purpose for doing this waste my battery
Unknown_17: I'm sorry that Space Station 13 is the best thing ever created and then destroyed.
Unknown_13: What?
1:56:44
Unknown_17:
Yeah, I'm done. I'm done with the fucking robots.
1:57:29
Unknown_05:
Ripley! Ripley, it's Ricardo! You made it!
Unknown_25: No thanks to Waits.
Unknown_10: He's a ruthless son of a bitch. Always has been. Stubborn, too. If he'd ever listened to me, things would never have gone this far.
Unknown_25: It's done now.
Unknown_10: I'm sorry for fucking up with the lockdown earlier.
Unknown_25: Forget it. You got me out in the end.
Unknown_25: I'll see you back at the Bureau.
1:58:25
Unknown_22:
This is a nice hallway.
Unknown_17: Hi.
Unknown_17: Oh my God. Not friendly at all. What the fuck?
Unknown_17: what's wrong with you psychopath sir you were becoming hysterical oh okay you know I think I was supposed to activate that robot right in front of the great
1:59:28
Unknown_17:
I'm gonna shoot at me big guy. Oh, you're super. Look at the big man with the big gun. He don't you Be a shit not done pacifist run has ended Sir you're supposed to open both the open that it's fucking closed. Oh
2:00:11
Unknown_17:
It's a Janidroid, just like in that other game that's based on a space station.
Unknown_17: I forgot the name of it, though. Maybe you guys know.
Unknown_17: No wrong cleaning. That'd be funny. That'd be funny if you could pick up, like, a mopping bucket and just start sweeping up. Like, um, that little indie game where it's, like, cleaning up after murders and shit.
Unknown_17: Yeah, the 13th one. That's the one.
2:00:49
Unknown_17:
Hmm. Black space mold.
Unknown_17: Bonding agent. I feel like I can make something with this. Oh, I sure can.
Unknown_17: I have, like, maxed out everything. Can I make some stuff? Sun baton, med kit.
Unknown_17: Um...
Unknown_17: Still no... I'm like completely and totally full of bonding agent.
2:01:35
Unknown_25:
Well, no shit.
Unknown_17: You're acting like a little bitch.
Unknown_17: Anything that I don't have points in? Actually, if I'm gonna do that, I have medicine. The most exciting part of the game is watching somebody do crafting.
2:02:51
Unknown_17:
oh this is like just extra resources in case you're uh you're low on stuff you're supposed to go i just ran i just ran the fucking somewhere out in space there is a um an alien that is now propelling himself off of a floating piece of debris in my general direction because he just heard that i stomped three feet and he's very upset about it
Unknown_17: I just went to see if it would break. I don't know where it went. It's gone now.
2:03:48
Unknown_17:
What's the ultimate sin? Oh, walking fast? Dude, the alien had a really, really bad... He was watching the Olympics, right? With his family.
Unknown_17: And they put on the fucking walk-running event that they do. And the the guy Like he thought it was the gayest shit. He's ever fucking seen right? so ever since then He has he has decided that if he sees a walk runner, he's killing him. No questions asked if you're a walk running you're dead I feel like i'm missing something extremely obvious here. I guess they want me to go down here, huh?
2:04:26
Unknown_25:
Wait, it's Ripley. What's going on with the androids?
Unknown_14: I don't know.
Unknown_25: What about the change in alert status?
Unknown_14: Dammit, I don't know. I'm trying to contact Samuels. Maybe he knows what the hell Apollo is playing at.
Unknown_17: AI Rogue.
Unknown_17: AI Rogue. Rogue AI.
2:05:08
Unknown_17:
That's a space station 13 reference. He shouldn't know. Oh, it's spelled out for you. They knew.
Unknown_17: Hey, help. Hey, I just got killed by the AI. I just want to know if he was Asimov. Haha.
Unknown_17: Don't have to tell me if he's an tag or not just happen though What the fuck well that cut scene that stupid event got properly fucked up Oh, no, it was I thought that was just a dude
2:06:11
Unknown_17:
Was not just I could save him I'm not out of bullet. Why do I have to like reload the entire fucking thing every time?
Unknown_17: Okay, where am I going Wasting ammo
Unknown_22: Blasting cap and ethanol.
2:07:03
Unknown_17:
What is the point of this hallway?
Unknown_17: I guess I'll make EMP mines. Oh, I don't have any charge packs. It's like one they don't give you too.
2:07:36
Unknown_17:
Um, okay, not that way. Fuck it, I'm running.
Unknown_16: The hallway.
Unknown_18: What? Are you fucking retarded?
Unknown_17: Really? Really? Really? Really? This is broken. Fuck it. I am reloading the last save point.
Unknown_17: I'm so irritated at that. I'm now... Save's coming.
2:08:14
Unknown_17:
Okay.
Unknown_17: Now I have a plan. Now that I have save scum.
Unknown_14: Okay, I can accept that I missed.
Unknown_17: That dude had a shotgun. Point and blank range.
Unknown_17: And nothing happened.
2:08:48
Unknown_18:
What?
Unknown_18: I was gonna save you. It's just killing people.
Unknown_17: Switching items is like a big pain in the ass. This one went even worse than the other one. Now I'm dead!
2:09:40
Unknown_18:
The dude that scripted the fight off the robots whips around 180 degrees and starts shooting me in the fucking face.
Unknown_17: And then the other robots then are like completely fine. Okay. I won't try doing anything clever. I won't try to save people like I was expecting to do.
2:10:13
Unknown_24:
We're just gonna mosey on down.
Unknown_25: How about the change in alert status?
Unknown_14: Damn it, I don't know. I'm trying to contact Samuels. Maybe he knows what the hell Apollo is playing at.
2:11:02
Unknown_17:
um all right good job
Unknown_17: He hit him, like, a bunch of times.
Unknown_17: Run, you... Bro. You see right there? That is where you have to run. Did you see where the bad guys came from? They went through that. So how the fu... Literally, I sat there and I looked at this and I thought, there is no way that you can get through this by just trying to run through it.
Unknown_17: You either have to, like, bait them out and play it real slow or some shit like that.
2:12:04
Unknown_17:
Now, I don't know what the story is with the guy. And that guy's just an asshole.
Unknown_17: Oh, this is why I missed. I missed the.
Unknown_14: I don't know what the hell this is. They're not just responding.
Unknown_17: This was down ramp the first time I went through. That's why I couldn't find them.
Unknown_14: For who? For everyone and anyone.
Unknown_14: What do you mean?
Unknown_14: That guy's being very sussy vodka.
2:12:58
Unknown_17:
Definitely supposed to go down here, I think, but...
Unknown_17: Do you not see the next step? Is this it? Yes, it is.
Unknown_17: There's a robot. Okay, let's see. This is probably where he's coming from. This is where I'm supposed to go. Tell me what to do, piece of shit.
Unknown_17: Want a tango? You want a tango, man? Bam.
2:13:32
Unknown_17:
Your turn. No, I don't think so.
Unknown_17: I must call a strong, independent woman who don't need no robot.
2:14:14
Unknown_17:
Ping music, I get it now. There you are, alone and retarded.
Unknown_17: traveling the world so it's like the god the music is like really loud right now game i'm trying to to talk to my audience but you are really prohibiting me from doing this
2:15:16
Unknown_17:
Oh, I guess I can't open that door.
Unknown_06: It's like super, super overbearing.
Unknown_17: Thank you, please.
Unknown_17: Oh, Chad, I'm glad I can hear again. I was drowning in suspense.
Unknown_17: Empty.
2:15:58
Unknown_17:
Um, no, we're here either They cue me on stream no I don't know what that means
Unknown_17: So there why the hell haven't we don't we have the smarts to stay on and and there's a Dora They shut me in a lab over here in the spire for the love of God. Come find me Elevators out of there and bodies are everywhere. I'm for sure comparing the walls Makes I'm leaving But you've got a
2:17:04
Unknown_12:
Did the monster eat all the dogs? Why is this door locked?
Unknown_17: Is this not where I'm supposed to go? I guess not.
Unknown_17: There is a save point here, so I'm supposed to be here.
Unknown_16: The Chinese got the dogs. That's mean.
2:18:03
Unknown_17:
This isn't a kennel? What, are people supposed to be sleeping in this? Okay, I'm having a brain moment again. I cannot fucking think where, what could I possibly have missed in this like two by two room?
2:18:37
Unknown_17:
It's a bug hotel. It's a Japanese hotel. Okay, I guess. Is this just like a save point?
Unknown_17: Hello, Jack. People saying. It's always weird when I, like, I don't know. I always think that my audience, like, watches live, but then a lot of people are like, every episode, every time I do anything, they're like, I can't believe I catch this live for once.
Unknown_17: Okay. I'm a mentally handicapped person. There is some way to get to that thing, and I am here. I'm genuinely, like, confused at the point of the bug hotel. There's nothing in it.
2:19:10
Unknown_17:
Is there like a hole in one of these I crawl through?
Unknown_17: Take the ladder. What fucking ladder are you talking about?
Unknown_17: What ladder? Ladder?
Unknown_17: Ladder? Are you fucking with me? I feel like the whole Josh can't find ladders thing is now becoming a meme.
2:19:48
Unknown_17:
The ladder in reception.
Unknown_17: Am I not in reception? The bunkhouse hotel. Walk in.
Unknown_17: Look to my right. No ladder. Look to my left. No ladder. Look to my right again. No ladder. There is no ladder in this room.
Unknown_17: Are you... I would honestly believe you people are just fucking with me. If... Inside or outside, describe what's around it. What color is it? What is it against?
2:20:21
Unknown_17:
Is it in this room or is it in the bug house?
Unknown_17: Check the... Check the computer.
Unknown_17: I just read it.
Unknown_17: Makes, I'm leaving, blah, blah, blah. Fuck, I got way too drunk. We can't go back there. Nobody can overconnect anymore. I'll come back once you've dried up. He doesn't say anything about a fucking ladder. Oh, okay. Okay, I guess I just have to go to the end of this hallway. I guess that's just a save point, right? Okay.
2:21:26
Unknown_17:
So what's even the point of all this? I'm just going to head back.
Unknown_25: Wait. I've got some security shutters in my way. Can you open them?
Unknown_25: Wait.
Unknown_09: You bastards. You murdering bastards. Leave him alone. Stand down. He shouldn't be.
Unknown_09: so i don't even get to kill him so wait so i had to walk to that door to listen to them die and now i go back and i can probably walk through the the chinaman hole to get to where i was going to begin with
2:22:29
Unknown_17:
literally an act you can trust our working joes always there always helpful always working for you
Unknown_17: Now it's open. Ooh, that level design, boy-o. This could require my attention.
Unknown_17: Do you want to make me club you to death?
Unknown_13: This is a safety breach and will not be tolerated.
2:23:27
Unknown_04:
What?
Unknown_04: What?
Unknown_04: What?
Unknown_17: Fuckin' mine.
2:24:14
Unknown_22:
Uh huh. See you tomorrow.
2:25:10
Unknown_17:
Here at Tesla Motors, we subject our engines to thousands of safety checks before sending them off to China to mow down a dozen innocent people while you try to park.
Unknown_17: We will freeze your brake pads only when necessary to prevent an incident.
Unknown_17: here at twitter we submit our trones to thousands of safety check to make sure they don't go off the rails and start banning women for saying that they shouldn't be raped by trans people we know that we're building trones not people you are becoming hysterical we're turning off your brake pad we're accelerating you can't be trusted in control of your vehicle anymore we're accelerating until you're dead
2:26:14
Unknown_17:
What are your plans? Hey, Mark, I guess you've heard about the station decommissioned by now. What are your plans? I've got some connections that can hook me up with any work when we leave. I can't promise anything, but maybe they can find me something to do. They started closing down the stores and Galleria. Your place was still boarded up from last year. Sorry you had to lose it. You never seem to catch a break. Do you still hear from Margaret and the kids? Maybe you should go see them when you leave Sevastopol.
Unknown_17: Let me know if you want me to ask around, Gillen. Blith. Blithe. We need to find a way to shut down those automated janitors. They're a security problem. Every time they start dialing, there's a risk they'll open up a route for that thing that's hunting us. Or at the very least, let looters in.
2:26:49
Unknown_17:
um initial team is on station this is the decommission protocol survey the station initializing the process uh enough food medical surprise the redirection supply ship flight path will not impact your quality of life hoarding and illegal trading will not be tolerated population rehoming service has been established um the decommission is finally you must relocate or you'll be faced with forestry i have been camped out in galeria mall for maybe 24 hours
2:27:24
Unknown_11:
I was on a spaceship and there was like a monster hunting people.
Unknown_17: I would leave.
2:28:28
Unknown_00:
Wait, it's Dr. Lingard. I've just examined a patient with, well, I've never seen anything like it. Some kind of unknown parasite. I did a quick check on the name they gave me and there's no one registered under it as a vestibule. I think she came on board recently. Do you know anything about this? I have no idea what Sinclair and his men were doing, but this should have been picked up during quarantine. Who knows what else they've let through. The patient and her captain are waiting for me in the examination.
2:29:00
Unknown_17:
okay um the next uh the next thing i will uh save point i will probably break up i kind of like i've just been kind of wandering around so traps rest sheets about mario i've already listened to this i think
Unknown_17: Yeah, so I'll continue to stream every day until this game is complete, and then I will probably stream something else.
Unknown_26: Who did the hundreds slaughtered them on here on Saturday? Why the fuck?
Unknown_25: I don't know, but I think Samuels does Samuels. Why wait? Send him to access Apollo. I need to find him. Have you seen Taylor and Marlo?
2:29:52
Unknown_10:
No.
Unknown_25: Ricardo Ricardo if I go after Samuels, can you run this place? I need eyes and ears I'm not fucking staying here Ricardo. I need you to do this. Can you man the station and keep me covered?
Unknown_25: Ricardo yeah, sure Of course sit tight lock the fucking doors and don't let anyone in look after me. I'll come back for you. I
2:30:23
Unknown_17:
I am a whole lot woman.
Unknown_17: Fine Samuel in the season synthetics.
Unknown_17: Okey dokey are the turkey.
Unknown_17: I guess it's not going to be as simple as just going that way.
2:30:58
Unknown_17:
Robots seem more attentive than the fucking alien. I'm gonna be real with you.
Unknown_17: Let me not.
Unknown_13: I mean, I can kill him if I need to.
Unknown_13: Fuck.
2:31:32
Unknown_17:
Oh, I wasted two on him. God damn it.
2:32:16
Unknown_06:
So I mean
2:33:09
Unknown_17:
Not this save point. This save point's too close. I would like to... If there's, like, another cutscene, that would be great. Like, one more where I see Seegson.
Unknown_17: Then move on.
Unknown_13: Uh-oh.
Unknown_13: Uh-oh.
2:33:42
Unknown_13:
You're starting to test my patience.
Unknown_17: You're a robot. You don't have any patience. This is an entirely unauthorized attempt at peace.
Unknown_13: wrong child i do have patience
2:34:30
Unknown_17:
No child it is you who is testing my patience They should have let tesla design the robot I think we just run you over
Unknown_19: Ricardo, I need you to focus.
Unknown_25: You're in charge now.
Unknown_16: He's like black. He's like a black British guy.
Unknown_25: Focus, Ricardo. If Samuels can talk to Apollo, he can get the androids to stand down. Then this will all be over.
2:35:39
Unknown_07:
No, I went the completely wrong way.
Unknown_17: I mean, I guess there is... I actually thought that there was going to be more aliens, but I guess I can run now.
Unknown_17: Watch, I'm going to get fucking got by an alien now. I said that.
Unknown_17: I thought...
2:36:15
Unknown_17:
What's his face wouldn't say tesla's a great company. He just got in trouble because he had like a autistic shit fit Over uh tesla and then he got fat checked on twitter Like his post had like a shitty fact check like actually everything in this tweet is false despite being a viral tweet You shouldn't believe everything you read And then he had another autism fit because he got fact checked on twitter Despite the fact that i'm sure patrick tomlinson was a big fan of the fact checking system when it was held by a publicly traded company and not uh
Unknown_17: You're on last Twitter.
2:36:54
Unknown_10:
Ripley, there's a security alert firing off in the labs nearby. Elevators are out. Looks like the seat and synthetics aren't taking kindly to a railing you tiny model snooping around. So how do I get up?
Unknown_25: You have to climb.
Unknown_10: There's a service vent through the elevator shaft around there somewhere.
Unknown_17: Oh, there's no passcode.
2:37:37
Unknown_17:
know tesla the criticism that um to quote patrick thomas and the criticism that uh tesla's money was mostly environmental credits was something that was espoused uh predominantly during like the trump admin because when tesla wasn't like a um wasn't popular with like trump people Uh, they made the commentary that his company is like artificially supported by government contracts So that's that's literally like a trump line from a couple years ago uh against tesla But it just goes to show you that the um, who is the german guy who said?
Unknown_17: Schmidt Schmidt was the one who said that the distinction in politics the only real distinction in politics is between friend and They'll say the exact same shit about each other These exact same points about each other the very nanosecond that it becomes like politically optimal for them to do so That's not a hitler quote it's schmidt that says that Oh god, I remember this room
2:38:52
Unknown_17:
Cat, I don't know where to go. Oh, I was going to make a joke because there was a ladder there, but now the ladder's gone.
Unknown_17: I am being forsaken by all ladders and ladder-looking objects.
Unknown_17: That is not an Adolf Hitler quote. Unfortunately, that's a Hitler quote.
Unknown_17: That's a... Unfortunately, that's a Hitler quote is a reference to that speedrunningevidence.zip video where that extremely autistic person was having like a meltdown over A, B presses. And he... he was trying to evidence how this guy he didn't like was like a threat to the speed running community and he used a quote and then followed up by saying unfortunately that's a hitler quote but it really applies here against my worst enemy in the speed running community i guess i didn't need to pause i could talk about the elevator was making its way downtown
2:40:02
Unknown_17:
sorry it was leffin he's the hitler and uh it was the smash community not even speed running is speed running more or less autistic than super smash bros melee players i feel like we could objectively determine which is more autistic if we really like put our minds to it um we've also been in this room
Unknown_17: can i do a poll no no this has to be like an actual like science study this has to i need evidence i need some of the most autistic shit that's ever happened in the smash community and then i need some of the most autistic shit that's ever happened in the speedrunning community and both of those have like a metric fuck ton of retard shit that has happened um between them
2:41:12
Unknown_17:
I don't think molesting children is a sign of autism, is it? I know that pedophiles are mostly underdeveloped, but I don't think that you could simply say that one community is more autistic than the other because they molest more kids.
Unknown_17: Didn't a pro Smash player get a lobster tossed at him in Eternia? I've never heard of that.
Unknown_17: Both have the same player base. Interesting point. Interesting point.
Unknown_17: I don't know, does Narcissa play Smash?
2:41:51
Unknown_17:
Narcissa's pretty fucking autistic and they only play... Did I completely miss where to go?
Unknown_17: I was pontificating too much about Super Smash Bros.
Unknown_17: I don't think it's back there in the vent, is it? Climb the elevator shaft to the upper level.
2:42:31
Unknown_17:
Cosmo is still alive. In what is like strictly a medical definition of life, though.
Unknown_17: Stop using the map and use the motion sensor. Well, motherfucker, I'm using the motion sensor.
Unknown_17: And guess what?
2:43:07
Unknown_17:
The one I'm really surprised is alive is a monkey. OK, motherfucker, you told me.
Unknown_17: Am I not in the upper lab, so I have to go this way?
Unknown_17: A load plant.
Unknown_17: Cymad tower, I'm in.
Unknown_17: Yeah, Mumkey's still alive. He does his channel. Um, and he's not dead. Surprisingly.
2:43:42
Unknown_17:
Tried the vent too, nothing on the vent.
Unknown_17: Am I like on the wrong floor? Can someone who's played the fucking game tell me what to do at this point? Because I'm wandering around in circles and I'm trying to wrap up. I would like to see the next cutscene or whatever and then save.
Unknown_17: Yes. Okay. Well.
Unknown_17: Is this it?
Unknown_17: Component storage.
Unknown_17: Um.
Unknown_17: Maybe this way. I remember there was stanky gas up here last time. Maybe now it's no longer stanky gas. I can walk through it.
2:44:15
Unknown_17:
No, it's still stanky gas up in there.
Unknown_17: Wrong area.
Unknown_17: Okay, I'm just gonna... Unless you, like, fucking tell me what's so wrong about it. Stanky gas area.
2:44:49
Unknown_17:
But this is like definitely the wrong area is the thing Okay, i'm getting really fucking annoyed I feel like i'm not on the wrong floor And that guy was yelling at me saying don't follow the map well i'm really far away from where the fuck i'm supposed to be Like the the beacon is not on the fucking map at all
Unknown_17: An elevator vent. What elevator?
Unknown_17: This vent does not have anything in it.
Unknown_17: I've just crawled through this. This is not an elevator shaft.
2:45:44
Unknown_17:
There's nothing in here. It just goes back to the exact same fucking way over and over again. I'm just saying the information is wrong. The GPS tracker doesn't work. Why would it even let you go down there?
2:46:16
Unknown_17:
Climb the elevator shaft to the... So that entire thing was like a waste. I just wasted like 20 fucking minutes.
Unknown_17: Is it this? Is this where you're supposed to go up? I remember going up here before.
2:47:18
Unknown_17:
The waypoint is to nowhere. 8382. So literally the last 20 minutes were wasted. I just had to go to that terminal and get 8382.
Unknown_17: I don't think that... Well, I'm fucking streaming and I'm reading chat.
Unknown_17: Assume that the map wouldn't be this big if it was just like just that But they're reusing the map and they're not blocking off areas that you're not supposed to go to That was
2:48:21
Unknown_17:
What kind of metal ladder breaks in half? What kind of space elevator in the year 2100 doesn't have emergency breaks? They make those now.
Unknown_17: Made in China.
2:49:32
Unknown_17:
fucking piece of shit he like lunged at me how did that even happen i was looking at ways around him and and then it just like decides actually we're gonna spook you anyways because you turned your back to it
Unknown_17: Kneel on his neck. That's true. That's the only way to do it. How do I take my wrench out and murder them?
Unknown_17: That guy was moving.
2:50:35
Unknown_17:
can't breathe i'm a robot i don't have lungs i can't breathe i think that's a good way to get banned on youtube huh can't make jokes like that damn someone's been tearing up some robots
Unknown_17: of weapon does he have that allows him to murder robots like this biocontainment habit level omega we hope you'll join us for the journey come with me please
2:51:45
Unknown_17:
I'm not a fan of that to be quite honest with you.
Unknown_17: Oh, I fucked it up.
Unknown_17: Imagine fucking up this simple ass little puzzle. Kid puzzle.
Unknown_17: That's me. Is there nothing in here?
2:52:32
Unknown_17:
That's just shit.
Unknown_17: Find Samuels.
Unknown_17: um okay whoa samuel's was that really not where i'm supposed to go there's no way there's no way that this room exists and there's not a goddamn thing in it
2:53:17
Unknown_17:
i refuse i refuse to believe that this is a thing no there's no over there there's absolutely positively nothing in here
Unknown_17: Check your scanner.
Unknown_17: Oh, what a surprise. The fucking scanner that you tell me to check all the time also has not a thing on it.
2:54:25
Unknown_17:
Hostels nearby. Mr door. This is the appropriate place to have like a map.
Unknown_17: Samuel has gone to the Android lab in order to reach Apollo, locate him and help him.
Unknown_17: And by help, I assume he means murder him.
Unknown_06: Oh, this.
2:55:03
Unknown_26:
So now I bet.
Unknown_17: Find a way through the electrified door. In the other room there were those massive plugs.
Unknown_17: I bet you now I have to go back to that room, open that door, unplug that shit, and then it will be okay. Okay, massive plugs are there. I did not hallucinate them, but this room is entirely fucking useless and exists to piss me off and has no other function.
2:55:57
Unknown_16:
Over here...
Unknown_17: oh there's a yes now terminal betting i've sent some blake androids for the vips investable sale tour if you haven't done before just uh have them lie on the slab in the reformat chamber connect to apollo and upgrade them with the latest programming let's hope they bite russell
2:56:31
Unknown_03:
I just woke up to find a working Joe in my suite. And when I asked what the hell it was doing, it launched for me. I had to leave my own fucking apartment. Send your best technicians to Apollo Corps and find out what the hell is going on now. Get those things under control. I want a full report ASAP.
Unknown_17: Find a way through electrified door
Unknown_17: Power level too high. Big pipe.
2:57:08
Unknown_17:
I mean, I'm a little bit frustrated at like how not opaque this stuff is. I'm just trying to get through. Really?
Unknown_22: What's even the point?
Unknown_17: Why even have that there? I must have access to Apollo.
2:57:51
Unknown_20:
Open the tower transit immediately.
Unknown_13: Apollo transit reserved for Sikhs and executives and synthetics only.
Unknown_20: Right. Then I'll have to find a way to talk to Apollo directly. Fire containment hazard level omega. All permissions rescinded.
Unknown_20: I don't have time for this.
Unknown_20: Holy shit Hello That's a strong man the strongest British man to ever live Unless he's more than British
2:58:43
Unknown_17:
Why would I want to find Samuels?
Unknown_17: He seems very capable of taking care of himself.
Unknown_17: So is that like...
2:59:17
Unknown_17:
um i'm expecting a piece i want you to have other people ready and waiting to greet them the clock's ticking down it's our last chance to salvage something from this piece of shit i want your people to answer this every whim every vice every laugh and every one of their fucking jokes take one of the shrooms and they're ready don't rush them and don't bore them with speeches they say they want something changed in the working joes just say yes we can let the tech heads worry about it later uh i hope you have your best people in this reminds me of working payroll
Unknown_17: um because my boss would go to these appointments we tried to like sell software that we didn't have already
Unknown_17: and then we'd have to like figure out like say oh yeah of course our time sheets can do this don't worry about it and then uh we'd have to figure out a way to to make it work later god
3:00:30
Unknown_17:
okay sorry if i hadn't gotten lost for like half an hour then we probably could have had this exciting cutscene seeing what the fuck the um british man was up to but i'm gonna cut it here i apologize for getting distracted by very obvious things um but i don't want to go on for more than three
Unknown_17: So I guess next time will be the epic explanation of why the British man is strong instead of being weak and groveling and British.
Unknown_17: I'll find the letter, yeah. All right, thank you guys for watching. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye.