Outlast (pt. 2) - Bad at Video Games 2022-11-20

0:00:01
Unknown_01: You guys are so mean. Failed streamer. Because what? Because why? I'm a minute late. I'm a minute late. That's unacceptable to you. So I'm a failed streamer.

Unknown_01: I was debating making coffee. The issue is that you can't make coffee when you stream because, well, I mean, I guess you can if you're like a psychopath and you like black coffee, but I'm an elegant coffee consumer. I enjoy coffee with gratuitous amounts of fatty milk in it. And the issue is that you cannot drink dairy before any kind of recording because dairy thickens your saliva. And it creates that unwanted stickiness when you speak that I find very off-putting as a listener of any kind of media. I have to forego coffee in order to raise the audio quality of my streams to my standards, which are very high, of course. I'm very picky.

0:00:40
Unknown_01: Is there anything elegant about me? Yes, many things. I'm a very elegant boy. I'm sorry if you've not noticed.

Unknown_01: I have been playing with a... I want to make a kind of roguelike using ASCII, and I've been looking at different ways of accomplishing this, and I found some material for Unity and Rust to achieve a roguelike with ASCII. I've just been playing with that. On the weekend, I have a thing where it's like if I program and it's a weekday, I feel really terrible about it, unless the code I'm doing is for something productive for the forum. So on the weekend, I try to explore something that is interesting to me that I would want to work on if I had the ability to work on anything.

0:01:27
Unknown_01: Just play Rogue.

Unknown_01: Okay, let's boot it up. Supposedly, there is like an hour or an hour and a half left to the game. If I beat it quickly, I may just move on to the Whistleblower DLC, which is also supposedly two and a half hours long. It really, really depends on why is my... That is, yeah, that's wrong.

0:02:01
Unknown_01: Can I do this? I'm afraid if I click this button, it will crash.

Unknown_01: It'll just fucking crash.

Unknown_01: Okay. Okay, now I can see OBS, but I don't want to. I have moved my donation alerts and shit over to the right-hand side. Hopefully, I can actually see them while I'm doing stuff. That would be awesome.

0:02:46
Unknown_01: okay whatever that wait you know what's weird i figured it out the um the game minimizes the last window you had active when it becomes full screen so no whatever i click last will become minimized i think let me test this theory oh no okay that time it doesn't that time it doesn't do that okay and just minimizes what i actually want to look at

Unknown_01: Why is life abject suffering for me, chat? This is what I want to know. It's just a unique kind of misery.

0:03:20
Unknown_01: I just want to play the game this time.

Unknown_01: Okay, whatever. This will suffice.

Unknown_01: Suffering is art. Yeah, okay. Let us continue. The last time that we played the video game, I had just wandered through a very dark, spooky courtyard, and there was a big guy there. He's been chasing me for like eight fucking years at this point. I'm very sick of him. Sick of his stupid fucking face.

0:03:52
Unknown_01: And now we are in the final part of the courtroom, where I believe...

Unknown_01: Our objective now is to... You saw the wall rider, didn't you?

Unknown_05: You're beginning to understand. But not yet. Even Abraham had to cast his eyes to the ground.

Unknown_05: But soon. Soon. This way.

0:04:23
Unknown_05: Revelation is at hand.

Unknown_01: Scary cuz he's like religious religious people are scary when I see religious people. I just look away I'm gonna be in freaked out Looking for batteries kind of out of batteries and out of batteries because I'm now like in a part of the game where I

Unknown_01: Um, I'm effectively required to have this night vision shit on all the fucking time.

0:05:01
Unknown_01: What the fuck is that?

Unknown_01: Is that... That was that door. That was, like... See what I mean? It's, like, pitch fucking dark.

Unknown_01: Like, you have to give me... A little bit of light. So I can see shit. So, cause, like...

Unknown_01: What happens if you, like, run out of light? Oh, there's a battery. Ooh, a piece of candy.

0:05:34
Unknown_01: Like, how do you play the fucking game if you run out of light? I guess you just wander around and then you die. I guess you're a game idiot.

Unknown_01: Okay, so in case you're confused...

Unknown_01: The game decided that the crazy people and the Jesus guy and everybody else wasn't spooky enough. So they've added like a supernatural element to it, which I'm not sure I'm a fan of, to be honest with you.

0:06:17
Unknown_02: Ooh, a piece of candy.

Unknown_01: Finally, the candy that I have deserved this entire time.

Unknown_02: Is that a piece of candy? No, it's not.

Unknown_01: Why am I hearing dramatic music? Dramatic music indicates to me that I should be running because there's usually no music whatsoever Okay, the game keeps making spooky sounds Like I should be yeah

0:06:49
Unknown_01: So it's doing this again, where it's like, you're in pitch fucking dark. Like there's a time and a place for darkness, but the human brain is naturally attracted to light, right? Yeah.

0:08:01
Unknown_01: Alright.

Unknown_01: A brief introduction to wallrider mythology for MRD support staff. The Markov Corp. notes that for support notational purposes only engage in no direct contact with patients during or after therapy. The wallrider, also known as an Alp, Mera, or Shrat, is a demonic creature of German origin that torments sleepers. They crouch on a sleeper's chest and crush the breath from him. The sleeper awakes terrified, paralyzed, and asphyxiating. The name Mara gives us the word nightmare.

0:08:32
Unknown_01: Sexual assaults by the demon are rare, but it has been known to drink milk from the breasts of sleeping women and blood from the nipples of sleeping men. Gross.

Unknown_01: Now we're in... It's not just like a demon. It's like a weird sex pest troon demon. Cool.

Unknown_01: And to make matters worse, ladies and gentlemen, it's German.

Unknown_01: The makers of this game really know how to step up the spookiness.

0:09:08
Unknown_01: Do I go through here or do I want to go from there? I don't know. So there's nothing here except the battery.

Unknown_01: Okay. Also lots of places to hide, I suppose.

Unknown_01: I thought I saw, like, a battery. I've already been through here, haven't I?

0:09:43
Unknown_01: Actually, I don't think so.

Unknown_01: Well, I can't go up there. I swear I've been through here. Oh, this is, like, a fucking creepy-ass room.

Unknown_01: Anything down there?

0:10:28
Unknown_01: What's that asshole? You guarding a battery, buddy?

Unknown_01: No?

Unknown_01: No batteries down here, huh?

Unknown_01: Pitch black room.

Unknown_01: No fucking doubt. Cool.

0:11:01
Unknown_01: I have four batteries, but they go very quickly, and this entire area is like pure fucking darkness.

Unknown_01: So I'd like more.

Unknown_01: Ooh. Piece of cake.

Unknown_01: See, this game rewards the gamer that complains loudly about batteries. Oh, I didn't read the thing. Project Paperclip. Oh my god, I called it. Last game I said the writers of this game sat down and thought, how can we integrate Nazi Germany into this somehow? And they're like, ah, crazy doctor from Germany comes over to the U.S. after. And that's exactly what Project Paperclip was. It was an amnesty program for German scientists that came over to the U.S. Oh, it even starts out rough. Nazi War Crimes Disclosure Act, the first paperclip, provides a means of obtaining service of foreign specialists for specific assignments within the technical services of the Department of Army, Navy, and Air Force. Project 63 is primarily a denial program, which utilization as a desirable feature. The aim of the program is to secure employment in the United States for certain preeminent German and Austrian specialists less than denying their services to potential enemies.

0:11:41
Unknown_01: That's right. I didn't ask the corner guy if he knew anything about Donald Trump, but I don't think he did.

0:12:27
Unknown_01: Call it journal intuition. You know those intuitions that journals have. Nothing.

Unknown_01: This is going to be the spooky one. Nope. Just toilets.

Unknown_01: Pitch black and toilets.

Unknown_01: Does this look locked? Okay, then.

Unknown_01: What is my objective here?

0:13:03
Unknown_01: Objective, use the upper floors to reach Father Mark. Um, okay.

Unknown_01: It's like Game of Justice I've heard so much about.

Unknown_01: Is this also locked?

Unknown_01: No, okay. There's Father Martin.

0:13:40
Unknown_01: But I wonder if there's any candy in this room.

Unknown_01: This door needs a key, okay. I'm assuming this door also needs a key.

Unknown_01: No candy. Okay, fine.

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_01: Do I want to?

Unknown_01: You're not really enticing me to do that.

0:14:19
Unknown_01: What the fuck is that?

Unknown_01: I guess this is the upper floor of all the burn shit. Because that guy burned down the building.

Unknown_01: I'm guessing this is blocked.

Unknown_01: Going into this creepy ass room now.

Unknown_01: Really delightful.

Unknown_01: Three fuses. Hey buddy, what's up?

Unknown_01: Why are they shooting finger guns at him? Do you know anything about Donald Trump? Oh! Piece of candy. Don't mind if I do. Thank you for supporting your local journalists.

0:14:50
Unknown_01: It's a creepy-ass dark hallway again.

0:15:22
Unknown_01: Nosferatu demon.

Unknown_01: He's probably gonna go blue-giddy-blue. I'm pretty sure I feel it.

Unknown_02: No, I'm wrong.

Unknown_02: Actually, I wonder if he was this way.

Unknown_01: Okay, that's blocked off.

Unknown_01: Weird-ass candlelight. Pray for a reveration, it says.

0:15:58
Unknown_01: Should I be afraid of you?

Unknown_01: Yeah, I guess so.

Unknown_01: I mean, that's, like, creepy music. I'm just gonna... fuck off, actually.

Unknown_02: Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy.

0:16:31
Unknown_01: They don't want to mess with me. They know if they fuck with me, they fuck with NBC News.

Unknown_01: They fuck with a serious media enterprise.

Unknown_01: That is respected around the world for its quality journalism. Oh, I like how the graphics change on the hands. It represents that he's missing a finger.

0:17:02
Unknown_01: Invite the wall rider. I mean, it's like a nipple... I mean, these guys must be, like, seriously chronically addicted to, like, German nipple sucking if they're that serious about, like...

Unknown_01: summoning this demon.

Unknown_01: So I block myself into this room.

Unknown_01: I do not see an obvious way out of it, is the issue. I hear a sound of... Oh, there's a... I hear a sound effect like, um... There's a ninroot around me. I don't know what the fuck that means. Can I jump down there?

0:17:48
Unknown_01: No, I can't. Okay.

Unknown_01: So do I have to unblock that door and go back out where the crazy guy is?

Unknown_01: I mean, that does appear to be the answer here. Do I have to pray now?

Unknown_01: It seems like the Ninru took the junk of this one. That's a real fucked up looking face. That's unfortunate.

0:18:22
Unknown_01: I'm really surprised there's not like a way out of this room.

0:18:59
Unknown_01: There's the evil guy.

Unknown_01: Now he's like walking around.

Unknown_01: And then there's Meat Cleaver Man. I'm assuming that I have to go in here.

Unknown_01: Okay, he's like really like... He's like doing like his meditation shit right now. He doesn't care what Ben Collins is up to. Yeah, that's cool. I know you Trump voters are like really, you know, superstitious and shit.

0:19:32
Unknown_01: Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna need that.

Unknown_01: Hey, do you mind?

Unknown_01: Jeez Louise.

0:20:07
Unknown_01: And the conservatards say that liberals are so triggered, you know. It's bullshit, that's what it is.

Unknown_01: I'm gonna hang out here for a second.

Unknown_01: Took his Trump boat away.

Unknown_01: Listen, Joe Biden needs him. Just gonna... Oh, I was right to wait. Look at this guy.

0:20:41
Unknown_01: Just stomping around.

Unknown_01: The batteries drain when you have night vision on. I don't know if they drain when you have... I don't think they do. I don't think they drain at all when you just have it on.

Unknown_01: Yeah, you gotta collect the third vaccine. I'm only double vaxxed right now. I need the third vaccine. I don't know where that's at.

0:21:14
Unknown_01: The fuse for the laundry should, too. Okay.

0:21:47
Unknown_01: Oh, okay, so I have to repair the chute to get the key off the dead guy who's in the chute. Okay, that's convoluted. I don't think I've been over here, have I? I hope I'm not, like, backtracking.

Unknown_01: Don't think I am, because there's a piece of candy here. And that usually means I'm on the right way.

0:22:25
Unknown_01: Drink in the nails.

Unknown_01: I don't remember that.

Unknown_01: Oh, the batteries are like...

Unknown_01: Even with the battery dead, you still have night vision. You really don't even need the batteries.

Unknown_01: Interesting. I did not know this.

0:23:01
Unknown_01: Yeah, it's the farsight that you lose without the batteries.

Unknown_01: Oh.

Unknown_01: Okay, I do have the... There's nothing in here. This was supposed to be the first one you go to. Then you're supposed to go fuck a machete man.

Unknown_01: Look, when you're a respected journalist, you don't need shit like batteries.

0:23:38
Unknown_02: I hear a guy stomping on our house. See what I mean? You hear him, right?

Unknown_01: Really? He comes all the way over here? Well, fuck me.

Unknown_01: What is Ben Collins gonna do?

Unknown_01: I'm gonna stand here in this corner, I think.

0:24:27
Unknown_01: Do you fucking mind, asshole?

Unknown_01: Hopefully that's enough, because I just want to turn in the thing.

Unknown_02: Oh, I see him. Is he gonna open a locker?

0:24:58
Unknown_01: No, I don't hear him anymore.

Unknown_01: Now I'll reroll the battery so I can actually see.

Unknown_02: Okay, cool.

0:25:35
Unknown_01: Are you fucking kidding me?

Unknown_01: You fucking dumbass!

Unknown_01: Why would you not, like... ...grab the fucking thing?

Unknown_01: So now what?

Unknown_01: Use the upper floors to reach Father Martin. Did I get the key?

0:26:09
Unknown_01: It doesn't say I have a key.

Unknown_01: Oh, go downstairs. That's a good idea. Okay. 10S47 says, A brave Pakistani freedom fighter killed four evil IDF soldiers for this battery, and you're just burning through it in two minutes for fuck's sake, Josh. That's true. I remember that. In the Palestinian game, I had to murder an entire branch of the Mossad in order to get a battery. And then in this game, I'm just burning through fucking batteries.

0:26:47
Unknown_01: so you know what i don't know if i mentioned this but the guy that made that game contacted me to thank me for playing this game which is quite nice usually have to be a cool journalist like ben collins in order to get developer contact this guy is such a fucking dickhead i really hate him because i think to get to get behind i have to like um...

Unknown_01: I have to use the door on the opposite end.

Unknown_01: This game is set in Colorado.

Unknown_01: It's very obnoxious that the guy patrols through the objective area.

0:28:02
Unknown_01: I swear there was another door or some shit.

0:28:35
Unknown_01: There we go. Now I'm going the right way. Sorry, I got really disoriented there.

Unknown_01: Now what? Um... Is this what the spooky basement's for?

Unknown_01: Because we went down here before and there was nothing in here. Except that guy. And he doesn't even have any candy.

0:29:07
Unknown_01: Okay, so it's not down here.

Unknown_01: But, I mean, thinking about the way the map is laid out, it should be on this side, should it not?

Unknown_01: Let me check, just real quick. Okay, I'm over here. The door I came from is on this side.

0:29:46
Unknown_01: So, yeah, I'm right. Okay.

Unknown_01: Oh, I hurt myself accidentally.

Unknown_01: I feel like I am going insane.

Unknown_01: Find the laundry shoe. But that's what I'm doing. Because I swear I came out the right hand door and there's no way to get to the right hand side. And it's not in the basement that you're supposed to go through because it doesn't work.

0:30:18
Unknown_01: I guess I'll check out this side.

Unknown_01: Laundry.

Unknown_01: I'm really certain that the layout doesn't make sense.

0:31:01
Unknown_01: Oh. I bet you if you look at the game files for this, it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Unknown_01: Really? Oh, fuck. I guess that's not where I'm going.

0:31:42
Unknown_01: Nope. He locked the door behind him when he screamed at me and started lunging at me.

Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_02: Hmm.

0:32:16
Unknown_01: He can't get up broken stairs. He doesn't have the gamer justice that Ben Collins NBC does. Why the fuck can I not do this? Am I like a retarded person?

Unknown_01: Is this like a thing that you slide up? No?

Unknown_01: Oh, there we go.

Unknown_01: New objective, follow the blood.

Unknown_01: Follow the pieces of candy. I like it.

0:32:48
Unknown_02: Need more? No? Okay. Well, there's the blood. I mean... It says not to.

0:33:19
Unknown_01: Was that supposed to happen? Or did I fuck up?

Unknown_02: piece of candy here.

Unknown_01: Oh, how convenient.

0:34:26
Unknown_01: So where's the blood at?

Unknown_06: Where's that fucking hole at?

Unknown_01: Okay, fuck that hole.

0:35:10
Unknown_01: I see a shiny light that I'm inherently attracted to. This is merely a glint from the window.

Unknown_01: Excerpt from the diary of Shirley Pierce, Mount Massive Mental Hospital patient, 1952 to 1964.

Unknown_01: How can I not remember where the cuts are coming from? They hurt so deeply even days later. Dr. Newhouse tells me that it's my fault. I'm subconsciously resisting the hypnotherapy, but I want so much to get better. I don't know how I could be doing this to myself. Dr. Newhouse says it's another condition in my bedroom inspired hysteria. Poor Bruce, I make him suffer so. I've tried subtly to ask Mrs. Jackson, oh i am for real uh if she's had similar issues with her husband but she is loathe to talk about it her husband too has found comfort in a younger woman i know the doctors are doing well and with the help of the government men who've joined the staff i am very i'm in the very best hands possible i should just take my pills and sleep and hope for more pleasant dreams tonight

0:36:18
Unknown_01: Um, so I guess they're like scratching the fuck out of their husbands at night?

Unknown_01: And the husbands are like, um, you're scratching the fuck out of me. And then they start, um, banging the milkmaid.

Unknown_01: Why is this door like, what's the point of this room?

0:37:02
Unknown_01: Spooky murder room to my right. Let's check it out.

Unknown_01: Why, it says.

Unknown_01: Um...

Unknown_01: I recognize the handwriting father martin killed a man here are the lies he's talking about all the files missing from these boxes the facts the records that took like government agency material at least 30 years old probably older I'm starting to think MK ultra mind control the buzzing won't stop cool

0:37:46
Unknown_01: And no church bells.

Unknown_01: With all the scary things in the world.

Unknown_01: Hey!

Unknown_01: Fuck you! Oh shit!

Unknown_06: I see him.

0:38:21
Unknown_01: I forgot which way I came from. Ah! God damn it. They split up! Those bastards.

Unknown_01: It's so fucking dark. If he can see me, I would be shocked.

0:39:23
Unknown_01: I'm fiending for some candy. There's got to be some candy in here. What is with that music? How many times am I going to fall down that hole?

Unknown_01: I wonder to myself.

Unknown_01: What the fuck is this room? Am I getting closer? Where am I going?

0:39:56
Unknown_01: Follow the blood.

Unknown_01: Well, I don't see any blood.

Unknown_01: So did I fuck up? Very not obvious what's going on here.

0:40:28
Unknown_02: Oh, I just fucked up.

Unknown_01: Okay. What? When did the game become a platformer?

Unknown_01: Oh no!

Unknown_01: Get the camera!

0:41:11
Unknown_01: Damn, if only you invested in a fucking strap or something. Oh no, I don't have my camera.

Unknown_01: It's dark as fuck.

Unknown_01: Oh, so I can't go into total darkness because I don't have my camera?

Unknown_01: Okay.

0:41:50
Unknown_01: No, I almost said something about why about how Surprisingly well lit this area is Now I understand why

0:42:45
Unknown_01: Fuck off ghost.

Unknown_02: Damn. Damn, boom.

0:43:45
Unknown_01: Oh, I guess I just don't get to see.

0:44:17
Unknown_01: Really?

Unknown_01: No, my glass is cracked. Oh shit.

0:44:58
Unknown_01: There's no way out from this thing. God damn it.

Unknown_01: I'm fucked. And I reloaded my batteries right before. There is no streamer vision.

Unknown_01: How does he do it?

Unknown_01: Oh, okay, whatever. Bye.

0:45:55
Unknown_01: There's no fucking lockers in here to hide in. Maybe they just fucked off? No, they don't fuck off. They have, like, map hacks or some shit. I really don't know.

0:46:34
Unknown_01: Sorry to sound like DarkSidePhil or whatever, but, like, I don't know what the fuck it wants from me.

Unknown_06: Yeah, if you guys, like, actually want to kill me, you're gonna have to tell me where the fuck to go, because I don't know.

0:47:24
Unknown_01: Ah, you fucker.

Unknown_01: I mean, I have definitely gone back up and down this hallway like eight or nine times now.

Unknown_01: And that's the false lead, and then I'm back in the bathroom.

Unknown_01: Okay. And then they can't climb because they're idiots.

0:48:11
Unknown_02: Chase 400 escape.

Unknown_01: Do be like that.

Unknown_01: The issue was that they picked a weak killer. Not in the meta. Not using meta perks. You have to buy the DLC to get the meta perks if you want to kill Ben Collins with all the perks.

Unknown_01: Okay, we've been through this room. This is the room with the big fucking hole in it, right? No. Wow, as if... Having to hold a camera all the time could not be more annoying. I now have to deal with the fucking...

0:49:24
Unknown_01: I drop it again.

Unknown_01: You know, at this point, I don't even give a fuck if I'm inside the mental facility, right? I'm gonna find a piece of fabric, and I'm going to fashion a strap so that the goddamn thing actually sticks to me. Because, uh, what the fuck is the point?

Unknown_01: I don't know. That's not gonna work.

Unknown_01: Oh, you know what? Was I just supposed to, like...

0:50:01
Unknown_01: I'm just supposed to hop this thing. Yeah. There we go. All right. We made it to the next part of our master plan.

0:50:41
Unknown_01: I think that this damage is supposed to be a result of the big fire, but the fire didn't really do any damage.

Unknown_01: Okay. Cool. Excellent. Great.

Unknown_01: What's up, homeboy?

Unknown_07: Only one way out. Only one way.

Unknown_01: I'm Ben Collent from NBC.

0:51:51
Unknown_01: There's something coming, right?

Unknown_01: You hear it, right?

Unknown_01: I'm going insane.

Unknown_01: There's even scary music. Oh no. The Bog Hog.

Unknown_01: Immortal enemy.

0:52:43
Unknown_01: He hasn't left yet.

Unknown_01: Oh, he went through that door.

Unknown_01: Okay. I still hear him stomping around. He's used to it.

0:53:31
Unknown_02: Oh no.

Unknown_01: Fuck off. Nuh-uh. Don't you dare.

Unknown_01: You're dangerously close to violating my NAP.

Unknown_02: Oh now he finds me.

0:54:24
Unknown_01: What the fuck?

Unknown_01: So what am I looking for now?

Unknown_01: Find Father Martin in Administrative Law.

0:55:10
Unknown_01: I still hear him stomping around. I swear he's designed to annoy the fuck out of me.

Unknown_01: Instead of taking a pathfinding route, like a patrol route, he just stands near me.

Unknown_01: Top of the asylum. Ain't nobody bigger than me.

Unknown_01: I don't know who would say like that. I'm sure if the guy could talk, he would talk like that. Still like stomping around and shit.

0:56:39
Unknown_01: So I don't... Is that in the coke room?

Unknown_01: Really? You fuckhead.

Unknown_01: Oh, I locked myself in with them.

Unknown_01: Oh, I can... I totally broke the game with that.

Unknown_01: Sorry, I had too much of a gamer moment.

0:57:37
Unknown_01: Off to a good start so far.

Unknown_01: If only there were obvious hiding places in this. Damn, they really want him to linger.

0:58:11
Unknown_01: Sir, I have a video game to get to. If you don't mind. Spooky ass fuckin' eyes and shit.

Unknown_01: At the right door. Wait.

Unknown_01: Chapel. He would be at the chapel, I bet. That would make sense.

0:58:44
Unknown_01: Oh, he's coming back in. Wonderful. Cool.

Unknown_01: Can you, like, go a different place? Sir?

Unknown_02: Okay, now he's going to the left.

0:59:23
Unknown_01: It's like, it's very frustrating because they've like programmed him to like go in a loop, like right around you constantly.

Unknown_01: Hehehehehe.

Unknown_01: You fuckhead. Still close.

Unknown_06: Still close.

1:00:02
Unknown_01: Fuck off.

Unknown_01: They have the AI program so that when you're nearby he lingers to try and intimidate you. But I know he's not going to find me once he stands still. And once he's out of chase mode, he stops.

Unknown_01: Try distracting him with cocaine. That's a good idea.

Unknown_01: There's blood on the thing. But this is blocked, so I can't go this way.

1:00:44
Unknown_01: Call him 5 foot 1. Let's square up with you all vague and shit and be like, do I look 5 foot 1, bitch?

Unknown_01: Nice and quiet.

Unknown_01: Very stealthy. You fucking.

Unknown_01: I guess he hears that.

1:01:29
Unknown_01: And I can hear him. And there's nothing in this room. I have to admit I'm mildly fucking irritated at this point.

Unknown_01: That's the break room, I think.

1:02:21
Unknown_01: I do not have bad spatial awareness, it's just like... He breaks open that door first and checks there.

Unknown_01: But like, there's so much light in the hallway, I can't really do anything.

Unknown_01: Just bait him into the first room and then rush past him. I don't know where I'm going, though, is the thing. I've done that like three times and I don't know which room I'm going into.

1:03:09
Unknown_01: Use the computer? It says find Father Martin in the... Whoa.

1:04:10
Unknown_01: It's gotta be this door like in the middle of the hallway.

Unknown_01: Yeah it is, cause they know you're in this part and you're trying to get the fuck through. So if you get chased you're gonna go to the far end.

1:04:44
Unknown_02: He's right behind me I like to progress

Unknown_01: Dead body, that way. Kind of curious what's in the other one, actually. I tried to close the door, but the left mouse button wouldn't work.

1:05:36
Unknown_01: Oh, you can also get in this way, from this room.

Unknown_01: From K. Vigalando to C. Eisner, patient William Hope. Hey, Cindy.

Unknown_01: Another interesting conversation with Billy this morning. He says he's been talking to Dr. Vernica again for his therapy in the white place.

1:06:13
Unknown_01: I'm disturbed by the fact that his delusions have only gotten worse with medication, which isn't in the literature for benzodiazepine. In any case, his dead doctor friend is filling his head with more German folklore. apparently the only thing which can kill the wall rider are vampiric butterflies vomited from a demon called horror horror chi uh cz is not german that is polish and czech so i don't know what the fuck a horror chi is but The butterflies suck on the breath from people's lips and drink their blood from nipples. They can also take the form of emancipated upright pigs or sick dogs. So Billy's got that going for him. You mentioned Billy talking about his mom's tattoos before. Are any of them... You know, this isn't like... If two doctors are communicating about a patient, they're not going to talk like that, I don't think. You mentioned Billy talking about his mother's tattoos before. Are any of them, by chance, tattoos of butterflies? Next time I get outside of the Mirkoff Firewall, I'm going to look online and see if there's any actual baseless German folklore, or if Billy's making this garbage up whole cloth. I would love to compare notes from time to time. Wouldn't mind getting it over. It lasts a long time and gets lonely up here in two. Oh, that's why he's getting so close. Upright pigs.

1:07:29
Unknown_01: I guess I'm gonna have to push this guy out of the way.

Unknown_01: Hey, buddy.

1:08:05
Unknown_01: How'd he die up here?

Unknown_01: Why is the music so tense for this?

Unknown_01: Really, really intense music for walking around the library.

1:08:44
Unknown_01: The Spirit Breach. Translated from German. Oh no, this is getting scarier and scarier all the time. Now when things are actually in German, I don't think I can take it, guys.

Unknown_01: Berlin. The Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy. 6th September 1938. Oh no. The Reichsleiter. Lona and Dr. Medroga. I have pressing news concerning the ongoing work of Dr. Rudolf Wernicke and his development of morphogenic engine, expanding on theories developed in his brief but unfortunate relationship with a turning.

1:09:22
Unknown_01: If I had not witnessed it myself, I would not have believed it had happened, but beyond the promise in cellular regeneration and guided carcinogeneration, I believe Wernicke's method has breached the spiritual realm." Something crossed from the other side. I personally witnessed the appearance of an apparition briefly, but undeniably so. Please forward my note and invitation to witness further experiments to Dietrich Eckert. I do not doubt that the Fuhrer himself... Oh no! They did it. Hitler is now personally involved in the plot of this game to really up how scary it is.

Unknown_01: I do not doubt that the Führer himself may need to be made aware of our discoveries. It is my opinion that Dr. Renica's successes represent an enormous opportunity for our cause and the German people who are obviously sufficient reasons to keep him out of any story of culling program. Regards to your family. Signature eligible.

1:10:06
Unknown_01: That's right, this journo is going up against a 90-year Nazi program.

Unknown_01: In case any of you thought that journalism wasn't necessary.

Unknown_07: Yes, I'm supposed to tell you. The key to the house of God is in the theater, behind the light. In the theater, behind the light. You have to see the movie, so that's where I left the card. Okay? Okay.

1:10:44
Unknown_01: This area is very well eliminated.

Unknown_02: Any candy in here?

Unknown_01: Sure no moment. What the fuck was that?

1:11:19
Unknown_01: What? Just jump down you fucking idiot. What are you doing?

Unknown_01: Why is there like a secret passage right here? Oh, it's just like a thing, okay. From the recreational, did I just pass it?

1:11:55
Unknown_01: I mean, I was just in something that could vaguely be described as a recreation. Alright.

Unknown_01: Why would you even make this room and not put anything in it? Oh. No, I must be going the right way.

1:13:04
Unknown_01: Sorry.

1:13:50
Unknown_00: December 27th, 1985 in Los Alamos, New Mexico. Clearance Sierra Alpha. Subject Dr. Rudolf Wernicke, 14866. Yes, I'm here.

Unknown_00: There was no alteration to the footage at all? No trickery? None. In June of 1943, you recorded three instances of spontaneous bleeding.

Unknown_00: Half a dozen test subjects began to develop brain tumors? Yes. The autopsies revealed that the tumors were purulent. The autopsies? It killed them.

1:14:25
Unknown_00: Can you explain why the results could not be reproduced in the United States? I have my theories.

Unknown_01: And the only German ghosts can create these tumors. Is he going to mention the Holocaust explicitly? Is there going to be a direct reference to Auschwitz? Like, we were experimenting on the Jews in the Auschwitz termination camp.

Unknown_03: The overwhelming fear. Ecstatic rage and...

Unknown_03: Yeah, you gotta compound that shit.

1:15:03
Unknown_00: Concentration camp. They're getting close.

Unknown_01: They're very close to just outright saying Holocaust.

Unknown_00: Well, answer the question.

1:15:47
Unknown_01: The man sounds like Dr. Strangelove's anemic brother. Ah, pop culture reference in a horror movie. It's a 25-year-old audio recording with an interview with Dr. Wernicke. Los Alamos means government work. Wernicke tells about spontaneous bleeding tumors, psychosomatic reactions, insufficiently disturbed people, seems to walk a line between science and Nazi mysticism. Only a test subject who had witnessed enough horror was capable of activating the engine, the morphogenic engine. The engine that the movie they're projecting gets in my head like a song you can't stop humming.

1:16:19
Unknown_01: I blink and I see Rorschach tests that look like swarming insects in infected surgery rooms. The patients talk about using the engine to conjure the walled rider. It's a buzzing I hear in my bones.

Unknown_01: So I guess the scientist guys, we have to put you through the game so that you can see the walled rider.

Unknown_01: interesting um okay and yeah blue blue poeing what the fuck is a poeing uh it says for five dollars imagine if journalists were this dedicated in real life if they were this dedicated in real life there wouldn't be journals and candy how did all these people die

1:17:12
Unknown_01: It's never so easy, is it?

Unknown_01: Oh, that's right, the key is like behind the thing.

Unknown_01: Is it gonna replay?

Unknown_01: Oh, behind the projector.

1:17:48
Unknown_01: How the fuck do I get up there?

Unknown_01: I guess I was going the right way.

Unknown_01: Yeah, could you not? Isn't he dead?

Unknown_01: From D. Brunton at Murkoff Corp to G. Willard at Murkoff Corp, Subject 3, Flesh-Eating Bacteria,

1:18:23
Unknown_01: And replied to a message saying, Necrotizing fasciitis. Really? I fucking quit. And they replied saying, wash those hands regularly. Now, fun fact. Necrotizing fasciitis is a word I learned how to say because of Space Station 13. And all this Nazi talk and we have the word fasci right there. Is that deliberate? Is that note just a pun? A fasci pun chat? The world may never know.

Unknown_01: What's in here? What the fuck is the point of this room?

1:18:59
Unknown_01: Just the room leading to the pun?

Unknown_01: Fuck you. Let me in.

Unknown_01: They told me to come in here, idiot.

Unknown_01: Hello?

Unknown_01: The key is right there, buddy. Look, you don't have to let me in, just give me the key.

Unknown_02: Oh, piece of can.

1:19:52
Unknown_01: Yeah, and Bill Collins really got his cardio in. This dude has some serious stamina.

Unknown_06: Oh, this is mine.

Unknown_01: On the way to Father Martin now.

Unknown_02: Okay.

1:20:33
Unknown_01: Okay, I guess I can't go.

Unknown_01: Well, now the door's open, huh?

Unknown_01: There really is no point to that room.

1:21:25
Unknown_01: The Boghog is very tiresome because he's like

Unknown_01: This stumps around.

Unknown_01: Fuck, where's the door?

1:22:01
Unknown_01: How did I get completely and totally turned around?

Unknown_01: I feel like a retard.

Unknown_01: Oh, can I now open this fucking thing?

1:22:36
Unknown_01: Thank you.

Unknown_01: Really, bro?

Unknown_01: Is it getting a bit excessive?

1:23:34
Unknown_01: Why is this room so big if it's just, like, an approach to this guy from behind? What's up, big guy?

Unknown_01: Damn, your face is fucked up. Does he, like, wanna talk to me? Well, this guy has nothing to say.

Unknown_01: I feel like we've been here before.

1:24:28
Unknown_01: Static again. A patient knelt in prayer. Maybe he bought Father Martin's line of bullshit. Maybe he hears what I hear, but more clearly, maybe it's his way out of this place. The priest called it the Gospel of Sand. And that's it?

Unknown_01: That's it for this room? Huh.

Unknown_01: Okie dokie, though. I'm always really surprised when there's nothing. It feels like I missed something.

1:25:03
Unknown_01: That one's locked.

Unknown_01: So is this entire area like a joke or what? I guess atmospheric is the word. This is the atmospheric area.

1:25:36
Unknown_01: It is nice to have like a second to breathe at least.

Unknown_01: Okay, so I don't have an option. I am on the third floor, exactly where I need to be.

Unknown_01: This is the... Been through there, been through there. I must have missed something here.

1:26:08
Unknown_01: No.

Unknown_01: Do hospitals have that many vending machines? My dude, if you go to an American hospital, you will see fast food beyond your wildest dreams. Every corridor will have a vending machine. The cafeteria will have Subway and Taco Bell and shit in it.

Unknown_01: Hospitals are like mini shopping malls, basically.

Unknown_01: But instead of getting to go there for free, you have to pay $2,000 a night.

1:26:57
Unknown_01: Okay, well I've completely exhausted him.

Unknown_01: This elevator needs a key. I'm really confused now. If you want to spoil me where the fuck to go, I'm now for it.

Unknown_01: You climb it?

Unknown_01: Oh, I see.

Unknown_01: Sorry, I knew that there had to be something in that room, but I didn't pick up on it. There's a hole.

1:27:49
Unknown_01: Back in the static room, that corridor, there's a hole in the wall.

Unknown_01: Oh my god, there's no fucking way I would have found this.

Unknown_01: I remember I got, when I was a little kid, I did like this maze and I got stuck in the maze and I couldn't find it because you walk, you're crawling around inside this thing. It's like a trailer hooked up to a guy's truck and it's really big. And you're like, and there's multiple levels to it. There's barely enough room for two kids to walk past each other. And the exit is at the end of this really long hallway because it's too long to see that at the end of it, there's like a, um, and the right hand turn. And that's basically the exact same fucking thing.

1:28:23
Unknown_01: I'm so happy that the game finally relented on the fucking light for a bit and like lets me actually see shit makes it so much easier like so much less stressful I mean Father Martin seems to have some good shit up here

1:29:24
Unknown_01: Everything's nice and clean, power's on. I might want to fix up this. Oh, I can't do it. I was like, um, can I just get the fuck out?

Unknown_01: Is that like the secret ending?

Unknown_01: World's smartest journo just gets the fuck out.

1:30:01
Unknown_01: I am an unworthy supplicant who can serve our Lord only Lord lowercase L. So it must not be the Lord. It must be a Lord only by feeding our Lord. Please take me wall rider. Let my shepherd's apostle see it and spread it with his lies for a greater truth. Your time upon the world has come. My flesh longs for your beautiful wraith.

Unknown_01: My blood is filled with you and waiting to be set free. This is my prayer. Write your gospel in my flesh. I wonder if that gospel's in the Talmud, if you know what I'm saying.

1:30:50
Unknown_02: Well, this time there's no secret exit at the end of it.

Unknown_01: Did I miss something? Was I supposed to jump out of the window? I mean, it has to be the window. No.

1:31:29
Unknown_01: I guess not.

Unknown_06: Oh boy.

Unknown_01: In this game, Josh wanders around looking for a fucking hoe.

1:32:00
Unknown_01: I mean, I don't feel like I missed anything. I think I thoroughly checked all the rooms.

Unknown_01: It has to be the fucking... What am I not doing here?

1:32:32
Unknown_01: Ah, there we go. Jesus.

Unknown_01: I did. I thoroughly tried to walk across that and it would not let me.

Unknown_01: God hates sickness. That guy was really upset that I walked in through his window.

1:33:16
Unknown_01: I know the weenie guys are here, but they're now... they've converted to Catholicism. Or Wraithism, I guess. Am I ready? You are.

Unknown_04: We will join the Walrider in just a moment.

Unknown_04: My job.

Unknown_04: You alone shall escape the Telva. This is your penultimate act of witness.

Unknown_04: The promise of the prophets was always freedom from death.

Unknown_04: And here it is. You will watch and record my death, my resurrection.

1:33:57
Unknown_04: And together, we will be free.

Unknown_04: You are no longer in any danger. I fixed the elevator. It will take you to freedom.

Unknown_04: Do you think he regrets that?

1:34:33
Unknown_01: I don't want to leave him to die. I feel like it would be rude to leave at this point.

Unknown_01: The passion of Father Martin. Oh, that's a Mel Gibson reference. I can't believe Father Martin one-upped Jesus Christ himself in Shady Ways to Die. I don't believe... I think that crucifixion is probably worse than burning to death. Burning to death is pretty fucking agonizing, but crucifixion was... I mean, the Romans used crucifixion over burning people to death. I'm sure you could burn people to death in ancient Rome, but it didn't last three days. I don't believe I'm going to miss him. If he's telling the truth now, I've got a way out in the story to tell. He wants me to spread his gospel. I'll tell the whole fucking world.

1:35:09
Unknown_01: Thanks, guys. I'm really working on it now. No, the Romans did kill Jesus, but you could make the argument that they only killed him because... Oh, shit. Because they were suggested to.

1:35:49
Unknown_01: By the Pharisees.

Unknown_01: Listen buddy, I'm trying to get to an elevator here. It's so fucking important

1:36:35
Unknown_06: All right then.

Unknown_06: I'm awake Bye-bye

1:37:37
Unknown_01: He's gonna have a heart attack? Don't worry, he's got nitroglycerin. Damn that shit really works, he thinks as he takes his nitroglycerin. What a tease.

1:38:12
Unknown_01: Back in the poo-poo pee-pee sewers with you. You know, buddy, you had one fucking job.

Unknown_01: Oh no, now I'm in the Nazi moon base. Fuck for fuck, whoever finds my corpse, trust no one and tell everyone. I'm not crazy, I know, I know. The only crazy people say that, but I'm not as sane as this world allows with a camera full of evidence. Don't call it gospel, call it a mockery of reason. Let the world know it was Murkoff's plot where these bastards were humiliated dead bodies. That's kind of a Debbie Downer thing to say.

1:38:46
Unknown_02: Okay, skit's out. Okay.

1:39:27
Unknown_01: Nothing in here.

Unknown_01: Where the swastika's at?

Unknown_01: Project Walrider, Post-Mormon Preparatory Report, Form No All Material Heron to be Transcribed and Revised to Fit Legally Bonding Requirements and Murkoff Corp Records. Author Jennifer Rowland notes, My 14th autopsy of a Walrider patient showing no more signs of accepting the therapy than the others. There have been slight gains in cell migration and morphogenesis, including effects similar to human growth hormone, but nothing to suggest the stable creation of a sentient independent swarm. Ew. That's the American way. Can we, like, reject all this Nazi shit and get on to using sperm to solve all of our problems? That's how we do it in the U.S.

1:40:03
Unknown_01: We'll definitely suggest harsher chemical restraints. Murkoff security killed patient 921 after he overcame enough tranquilizers to put down the hockey team. I'm afraid the hormone therapy is interacting with our chemical restraints in a counterproductive manner.

1:40:44
Unknown_01: Hear that?

Unknown_01: When they're on the HRT, they can't even be put down with chemical restraints.

Unknown_01: Oh, this is the moon landing.

1:41:22
Unknown_01: What's down this way? Emergency exit. Well, I want to know what's down the other hallway too.

Unknown_01: I don't get it.

Unknown_01: What are they trying to do? I don't understand. Are they trying to, like, replace oil with, like, people going crazy?

1:42:01
Unknown_01: The YouTube algorithm. What's the point of this? Let me out.

1:42:35
Unknown_01: Oh, now the ghost is fucking angry. Okay, fine.

Unknown_01: Ghost hasn't been angry the entire goddamn time and now he is.

Unknown_01: What?

Unknown_01: So you just die at the end? Oh my god. Holy shit.

1:43:07
Unknown_01: Holy fuck.

Unknown_01: Holy shit!

Unknown_01: This is the way you die, ripped to pieces from the inside watching your marrow scatter on a concrete wall. You've escaped one hell, Chris Walker. God help you, but I hope you somehow didn't find another.

1:43:44
Unknown_01: Can I leave?

Unknown_03: a nazi listen time to take you to Nuremberg

1:44:18
Unknown_03: What does this symbol represent? It warns of a nano-hazard. Aquascoping machines.

Unknown_03: Technology we have had for decades, but never mastered.

Unknown_03: erkov discovered in my research a workaround turn into cells and human body into nano factories it's the natural function of cells to produce molecules but through psychosomatic direction we engineered the precise molecules necessary mind over body that was Foolish and wrong to say we could control it. To use madmen to make something so strong.

1:44:55
Unknown_02: We don't have to stop him to murder Billy.

Unknown_03: Turn off his life support. His anesthesia.

Unknown_01: I thought we just did that. I thought it was Chris Walker.

Unknown_03: No one can get out of this place while he lives. You must kill him.

Unknown_01: I have to kill the ghost?

1:45:40
Unknown_01: By turning off of his thing?

Unknown_01: No, there's lots of cameras that dead guys are holding. Is that like foreshadowing that I'm gonna die?

Unknown_01: Oh, I fell in the Pepsi room.

1:46:26
Unknown_01: Hello? Occupied? Oh, I see we're occupied.

Unknown_02: I've already been through this.

Unknown_01: Hey, fuck off!

1:46:58
Unknown_01: I've already been through this.

Unknown_01: Really?

Unknown_01: It's a very undramatic depth for the main evil ghost that just ground Billy Bob into paste.

1:47:32
Unknown_01: Oh, please don't tell me I have to sit through the fucking... How the fuck do I get over there? That's definitely where I'm supposed to go, isn't it?

Unknown_01: Oh, can I, like, uh... Oh, I just opened the door so the ghost could more easily get... I mean, the ghost... Is the ghost, like, afraid of the gas?

1:48:13
Unknown_01: Does it, like, trigger a bad memory or something?

Unknown_01: Note to all personnel from consultant MM008, Rudolf Wernicke, do not worship the swarm nor allow the delusions of the patients to influence your beliefs. Any sentient being based on this technology will go so far superior to us that the illusions of godliness will be reasonable. We have always looked into chaos and called it God. We are now blessed with sufficient power that such belief could destroy us. Do not be tempted to remember that you are a scientist. So the moral of the story by the writers here... Is that God doesn't exist, but 100-year-old Nazi scientists in the United States performing human experiments with nanomachines is actually... This reminds me of the end of, uh... Oh, God, this is based off the Fallout thing.

1:48:47
Unknown_01: This is like the Fallout Dream Room.

Unknown_01: isn't vernic isn't the no his name is brown the guy who the guy in fallout 3 who runs the the the vault where everyone's asleep in like a personal hell where he tortures them as like a little girl he's also like a german guy and his name is like dr brown this is like such this is a very silly level of trope now

1:49:45
Unknown_01: Americans are just obsessed with evil Nazi doctors making extinct experiment labs. If the Germans had this shit, they would have won the war. What's up, bro?

Unknown_01: Is that... Is that him? Did he survive? He's all burned up now, but his clothes are okay.

Unknown_01: From Billy's Patient Reports, he ought to be 23 years old. He looks at least 50 years of rough road, pain screeched deep into what I can see. Killing you would be an act of kindness. So he's the only one left. I guess he killed all the other guys in the little bubbles.

1:50:19
Unknown_01: To avoid patient injury, the morphogenic life bulb requires a daily inspection of all vital systems. Vital system 1, the enriched oxygenated perfluorocarbon from the life support fluid reservoir must be continually flashed and replaced through the course of the patient's treatment. Note that OP also supplies anesthetics. Any interruptions applied will cause sufficient pain to the patient to potentially disrupt the experiment. Vital 2, electronic supply is supplemented and insured by sub lab generator. Proper fueling and maintenance of the sub lab generator should be confirmed hourly. Vital system 3, in case of the catastrophic loss of vital system is 1 and 2, the life pod fails to fully engage, maintaining localized minimum life support functions and technicians can alive. Disabling fail safe will result in immediate patient termination.

1:50:52
Unknown_01: Failsafe system isn't activated and can't be turned off. Where's the failsafe system?

Unknown_01: So, turn off the valve for the life support fluid reservoir. People are stuck in VR, but that guy's also, like, stuck in VR. I'm just saying, it's very close. It's not like a one-to-one, but...

1:51:31
Unknown_01: It's about as close as you can get without being called a ripoff, I guess.

Unknown_01: Okay, so this door doesn't do shit.

Unknown_01: this guy you know what his his pose on the window reminds me of this guy this guy is the tomboy respecter and over here is the nwo nwo global homo with an innocent tomboy being turned into a tranny this is what's happening

1:52:21
Unknown_01: This is Billy Hope's lungs, his liver, his life support, a machine the size of a football stadium to keep one loon tick alive. Fuck it, I'll break it. He has to die. I feel like you just let it run out of energy. I don't think they have, like, a nuclear reactor here. And even then, that shit has to be changed up or we don't know.

Unknown_01: Here we go. I wonder what's going to happen when I click this. Do not turn valve.

1:52:56
Unknown_01: Fuck you. Uh-oh.

Unknown_01: From the personal records of Dr. Wernicke, Frankenstein, or the modern Prometheus, by Mark Shelley, published anonymously in 1818. Chapter 4 excerpt, learn from me, if not by my precepts, at least by my example, how dangerous is the acquirement of knowledge, and how much happier that modest man who aspires to become greater than his nature allows.

1:53:37
Unknown_01: Is the ghost upset that I'm reading the Dr. Franken song?

Unknown_01: You know, Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster ghost. Frankenstein, more like Frankenstein.

Unknown_01: Don't read my fanfics. Oh, no.

1:54:16
Unknown_01: I should probably be recording this, huh?

Unknown_01: Man, this is a big... Woo!

Unknown_01: Better not drop that fucking camera, boy.

1:55:09
Unknown_01: Sorry, ghost. You know how it is.

Unknown_01: Zykon, the de-lousing agent. I didn't specify the name of the de-lousing agent.

Unknown_01: I didn't wait for you to say that. Please find the attached permission to proceed form for patient William Hope of the Markoff Charitable Psychiatric Program at Mount Massive Hospital in Colorado, USA. The form is standard and all relevant lines have been signed. It appears Billy is unaware of his mother's recent guided cardiac arrest. He is submitted to the experiment with the understanding, unfounded, of financial remuneration to his mother and a charitable contribution to her church. Vernica, having read the boy's dream reports, believes he has enormous therapeutic potential.

1:55:44
Unknown_01: So he, like, finds, like, the most traumatized kids and then...

Unknown_01: I like how he flinched from that.

Unknown_00: Because he didn't know if he was going to be electro shocked.

Unknown_01: That's probably like the cutest detail that they've added in the game.

1:56:26
Unknown_01: Oh no!

Unknown_01: Fuck off, Billy.

Unknown_01: Holy shit.

Unknown_06: I don't know.

Unknown_01: I think you would die from that. You ain't getting up from that shit.

Unknown_01: Eh, eh, warning, five fingers must be placed on the pad.

1:57:18
Unknown_01: He's gonna crush the portal, it's like, it's so gonna happen, it's like you can't put him to sleep.

Unknown_01: It's the most voice acting the guy's had to do all the game. Oh, Tanuki says apparently there's a comic and they're like the mother just sold the boy to the charity.

1:57:59
Unknown_01: And, uh, or to the hospital for like money as like a slave. Cause she's like a hoe.

Unknown_01: Listen, this is a Nokia camera, okay? Come on, bro.

1:58:41
Unknown_01: This is gonna be a long ass walk if they keep doing this shit.

Unknown_01: The ghost is dead. Maybe we should stop by Vernika and kill him.

Unknown_01: He's out of spoons. No!

Unknown_01: You just gotta go all the way out to the other side of the hallway, and then up the elevator, and then you gotta find your car.

1:59:21
Unknown_05: What?!

Unknown_01: Oh, fuck this game! So, uh, so the- the people- Got in him!

Unknown_01: So the bad guys are the German scientists, and they actually yell German at you after they kill you. Wow, that's awful.

2:00:05
Unknown_01: They're even wearing stall helms. Yeah, they are. They're wearing, like, Nazi, like, flared helms with this. JT Petty. I wonder if this guy's a tranny now. Let's check.

Unknown_01: Let's check.

Unknown_01: JT Petty.

Unknown_01: Um...

Unknown_01: J.T. Petty, born in Raleigh, North Carolina, is an American filmmaker and video game writer. Petty's films and short novels contain elements of the horror genre. He wrote for Ubisoft video game Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, as well as survival horror games Outlast and LSU. He currently resides in Brooklyn, New York.

2:00:38
Unknown_01: Um... Does he not have...

Unknown_01: He married another horror author called Sarah Langan.

Unknown_01: This guy doesn't have a Twitter account, so that's why he's not... Huh. Now I'll never know if he's a troon or not.

2:01:15
Unknown_01: Do the DLC. How long have I been going? Two hours? And two hours, the other, the DLC is also like another two and a half hours for like, if you're doing that really fast. So I don't know if I can do two, like that would take me three hours. I can't do a five hour stream. Um, I will chill for a bit.

Unknown_01: I will chill for a bit and talk, I guess.

Unknown_01: Uh, I will, let me, let me sum up my thoughts, I suppose.

2:01:48
Unknown_01: I definitively say I will do the DLC. I'll probably do it tomorrow since I'm on a roll with streaming and shit. Mm.

Unknown_01: My frustration comes from the camcording element. A lot of the writing is bad. The notes and shit come off as really juvenile a lot of the times.

Unknown_01: I think that the Nazi scientist thing is so fucking overdone. They kind of get a pass. I think this is a game from 2013 or something. But it's so overdone. It's like a pulp thing. It's like a thing from old shitty, like, comics and stuff.

2:02:22
Unknown_01: And they, like, really ham it up, too. The guy, the Dr. Wernicke, Herr Wernicke, Herr Dr. Wernicke. It's like, you are the horse.

Unknown_01: Like evil Nazi scientists are like a comedy thing at this point. They're like so overdone that they've circled around to being what parodies are made of. So it's a little bit fucking ridiculous to try and pull that off because it's just going to be silly.

2:03:03
Unknown_01: We're supposed to be scared, but it's funny. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like when something is effective, like zombies, zombies are very, zombies to me are scary. If I have a nightmare, it's almost always like a zombie related nightmare. Um, but like zombies are like a cultural thing are so fucking overdone that, um, that, uh,

Unknown_01: It's like it's just a parody thing now you have like funny things they have like The Korean show the one take thing where it's like kung fu and stuff. It's like it's no longer a horror thing You're playing the devil in me. Yeah, that's the new anthology game. I'll play that I'll play a bunch of stuff I don't care. I like it. I like I like streaming Video game stuff

2:03:37
Unknown_01: I kind of intended for this channel to become something I could put like side ads on and, and have ad rev, like even if it's a couple hundred dollars a month or whatever, just so I can like, but that's not going to happen. I can already tell, like I'm not going to get monetized. The channel will probably get deleted too eventually by YouTube. I can't help myself. I try to be a good boy, but I don't have, but I'm just like talking like to people like they're friends. It's, I have no filter. I cannot restrain myself such as life.

2:04:16
Unknown_01: Josh, do you own Layers of Fear? I mean, I'll buy. Here's my criteria for a game I want to stream. It has to be, at most, like...

Unknown_01: 10 hours 10 to 12 hours mostly guided i can be a little bit distracted while playing those are the things i'm looking for i would prefer it like i don't know i've never played a good game is the thing well outlast outlast is good enough it's probably much much scarier if you're not streaming because like i got my monitors on my room is well illuminated i'm talking and So my, my reaction when I get jumped or startled is not like, oh shit, it's not like panic. It's like I have a blathering retard instinct that trumps like the fear recoil instinct. And the first thing that my, that my thought is, is no longer like to recoil and get away from it. It's like, I need to say something retarded at this moment. So Uh, that's probably if it's like wiring, I think some people expect to be, to be more afraid. Well, it's like my brain is in a different kind of capacity right now when I'm doing like a recorded thing. So it's not, it's not the same reaction that I would have, uh, uninitiated.

2:05:43
Unknown_01: Um, plasmophobia, Soma.

Unknown_01: I don't know what ARD is.

Unknown_01: I've never heard of the Faith games. I've never heard of Plasma Phobia. I think Plasma Phobia is like a co-op game.

Unknown_01: Resident Evil 2. I would rather play Resident Evil Biohazard.

Unknown_01: That's not the one with the big boob lady in it that everyone likes, is it?

Unknown_01: I don't like playing things that are like... I don't know if it's supposed to be erotic, but that's like the vibe I get based off the internet's reaction.

2:06:20
Unknown_01: That's Resident Evil 8. Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown_01: um okay plasmaphobic you just replayed a few maps well I don't know I kind of like stories I like stories to comment on and stuff SCP containment breach Isn't that like a game made by something awful or something?

2:06:54
Unknown_01: Short indie games. I don't know. My concern is... My thoughts right now is... What was the other one I got? Alien Isolation is the next one that I have queued up. I think Dead Space is also popular, but that's like a shoot-em-up game, so...

Unknown_01: I don't know. I'll have to see. It really depends on the runtime. I would never want to embed myself into something that takes like 40 hours to complete because that is too much time to commit to a full playthrough, and I would not want to commit to something and then not finish it. That would suck.

2:07:37
Unknown_01: A lot of people keep saying SOMA, but I don't know anything about it, and I have to look it up.

Unknown_01: Soma takes 10, play Dead Space. Dead Space is 12 hours long. 12 hours is about right. That's three days. That's about right for a stream campaign.

Unknown_01: Soma is really good. Don't look it up.

Unknown_01: Okay, let me see. Soma.

Unknown_01: I'm trying to avoid games that have, like, nudity in them.

2:08:08
Unknown_01: But if it's, like, a horror game, there probably shouldn't be. From the creators... Oh, God. This doesn't work on my 3K. From the creators of Amnesia, The Dark Descent, Komsoma, a sci-fi horror game set below the waves of the Atlantic Ocean, struggled to survive a hostile world that makes you question your very existence. Recent reviews... overwhelmingly positive all reviews overwhelmingly positive released 2015 i've never played the amnesia games either but i i never had a uh inclination to wow this is the only game i've ever seen that doesn't have a uh negative review by that fucking weirdo anime tranny that uh does the shit listing service saying like no i don't like this game because whenever there's not lollicon in it yeah

2:08:54
Unknown_02: Okay.

Unknown_01: Eight hours on record. Five hours on record. Twelve hours on record. That sounds exactly right.

Unknown_01: When I say look it up, I mean, like, check its ratings out and then check to see, like, the parental guide. Look at the parental guide to see if there's anything that I wouldn't want to stream.

Unknown_01: Because there are things that, like, that would make me uncomfortable and that I don't want to put, like, on video. So...

Unknown_01: I want a good, wholesome, I want a wholesome, family-friendly Big Chungus stream, okay? With just a little bit of racism.

2:09:28
Unknown_01: That's the perfect mix for capturing the niche, okay?

Unknown_01: Am I asexual now? I just don't want to stream it. I don't want to be made sexually uncomfortable by a video game and have to react to it. Because then it's like, if I just ignore it, people are going to be irritated.

Unknown_01: Metro 2033 That's like that is like a proper shooter though, I did by daylight Okay, you're just yelling yelling videos at me now I understand how this works You shoot black zombies and Resident Evil 5 people call it racist I do remember that I Remember but it was like it was a zombie keep to set in Africa Like you're gonna be black

2:10:22
Unknown_01: Five hours shouldn't we fight fish and monkfish? Yeah. Genshin Impact. No, I think I'd rather fucking die than install Genshin Impact.

Unknown_01: Fallout New Vegas, um...

Unknown_01: I mean, that is probably... I played Fallout New Vegas too much, though. Though, here's the thing. I played Fallout New Vegas, like, a dozen times, and I probably sat through, like, the house and...

2:11:01
Unknown_01: who's the other guy? Oh, Caesar. I've sat through their dialogue so much that it's like embedded into my brain. I have never once ever done the NCR playthrough where you side with the Californians.

Unknown_01: Cause I, I like, it's so non-obvious how you even do that. You don't get invited to come like take the side of the NCR. You have to like go out of your way to find the NCR route. So I didn't even know that was an option.

Unknown_01: Um, and like, it never even occurred to me. And what's funny is, is I've heard the dialogue from Caesar so much that when I'm watching a movie, even if it's like animated or something, and I hear the voice actor for Caesar, I'll, I'll know it immediately. Cause he, he sounds a little bit like John Goodman, but not exactly. So if I hear his voice, I fucking immediately recognize it. um he was in an episode of uh svu law and order and i heard him talking about he was like a like an extra he was like a prisoner in a jail cell and i heard i hear he said one line he said one line is an extra as a prisoner in a jail cell like that's caesar that's caesar i have to look it up right now and find out that that's caesar because i uh i uh i know for sure that's i recognize his voice it's embedded into me

2:12:19
Unknown_01: He's a working actor. He's a working man. He has a good voice, so they put him in lots of little stuff.

Unknown_01: Evil Within, yes. Wait, no, not Evil Within, the other one. The anthology game. I'll probably play that. I'll play lots of stuff. I'll play lots of stuff until mid-December, probably, and then I'll stop playing for a while. Depends on how things go. 350 people is really good for video game streams. I'm aware that Wings of Redemption gets about 350, and that's like... That's like his entire career, so I must be doing something right if 350 people want to hang around and watch me play fucking shitty games.

2:12:54
Unknown_01: If you play Alien Isolation, please play on easy. Normal difficulty may be too much while streaming, and it may ruin the experience and have to constantly restart.

Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_01: I'll play it on easy if I have to.

Unknown_01: Uh, did you play the quarry? The quarry is that for sure is the dick cutting game, isn't it? Where there's like weird penis torture in it. I look, I'm not like a horror game guy. Cause I get easily spooked when I play by myself. So I, I, I've not played the amnesia games. I've not played dead space. I've not played. Um, like if you come up with a pick off the top of your head, what you would consider a classic horror game from the 2010s or 2020s, um, uh zero percent chance I played it I've not played any of the Resident Evil games um I think I might have played one of the Resident Evil games on uh the the Nintendo Wii like way back when um it was the one where there's Albert Wesker the Wii yeah

2:14:08
Unknown_01: It's true. I haven't played a lot of games that people would consider must-play gamer games. I also haven't played Bioshock. I've not played either of the Bioshock games. Cause I've never considered myself like a gamer. I play like extremely autistic games like dwarf fortress and, um, and space station 13. And then I played like multiplayer games and that's about it. I don't play like story driven linear games at all.

2:14:44
Unknown_01: Bioshock sucks. That's a, that's a rare opinion.

Unknown_01: All I know is that in Bioshock 2, there's a woman that everyone made porn of, and it made the creator really upset because she has a tragic backstory, and you can tell that he kind of fell in love with the character, and then he releases this game, and everyone just makes porn of her, and he's really upset by that, which is very sad if you think about it.

Unknown_01: That was three.

Unknown_00: I didn't know there was a third.

2:15:17
Unknown_01: Bioshock Infinite, okay.

Unknown_01: It's basically shitty Deus Ex, but highly stylized so nobody noticed.

Unknown_01: He called the character his daughter. Oof.

Unknown_01: Yeah, well, you know the rule. If you have your daughter, don't put her on the internet because bad things happen.

2:15:52
Unknown_01: Bioshock Infinite is extremely sympathetic.

Unknown_01: Ayn Rand, I couldn't get through it. I tried to read Ayn Rand, but it's just so long. And she just goes on and on describing things like the texture and descriptions of buildings and people. And it's just like, this is way too much adjectives for a building. Like, I get it. It's a nice building and it's really efficient. Okay, moving on.

Unknown_01: I suck too much at XCOM to play XCOM.

2:16:28
Unknown_01: I get so frustrated because I don't think things through and then I play and it's just like, fuck off.

Unknown_01: Okay. Okay. I don't think anything... Unfortunately, no. Oh, I will spoil this for the fan zone who is listening to this rambling for no reason.

Unknown_01: I have never, in the last nine years of running the forum, I've never done a Christmas anything for the site. I've never done a Christmas... I don't even think I've done like a... I think the Christmas logo was like a Santa hat just like lazily slapped on the logo. So I'm considering doing something theme-wise for December. So I'm considering, like, I have an avatar already made, Horse Supremacy Girl, who's one of the moderators in Telegram, is a very good artist, and she's made a logo for the Telegram, which she's rendered to me as a SVG I can use for the logo. And I intend to use that for the theme. And I'm deciding what else to do. I'm thinking about, on December 1st, asking artists to make a bunch of pictures and then using that for the background so things are nice and Christmassy and relevant to the interest of the site. Also, I'm considering, I'm doing like a head count for the moderators and I'm thinking about, I'm not thinking about, but I am going to add more staff so there's like zero reports at any given time. And then I'll probably reopen registrations on December 1st and see what happens because we're pretty stable now. And I can't imagine that even if gay ops happen as a result of the registrations being open, it causing any significant issues. So December, it's not, look, more jannies is just like quicker response time to reports.

2:17:39
Unknown_01: Is my site up? Yeah. Do you like not check it? Are you like interested in the site and you can't access it?

2:18:21
Unknown_01: I think that there are some outages in Eastern Europe. I've heard reports that people in Ukraine and Lithuania can't connect because of a bad route in Kyiv at the moment, but I'll fix that eventually.

Unknown_01: What is his site? You don't even know. Who are you? How did you find this? How are you listening to this stream and you have no fucking idea who I am? How have you stumbled into this?

2:18:55
Unknown_01: What? Very fascinating, the YouTube algorithm.

Unknown_01: His site is right, yeah. I own a little place called ebombsworld.com. You may have heard of it. It's internationally famous.

Unknown_01: Okay. Triple the Janley's salary. Play Final Fantasy XII. Dude, is Final Fantasy XII not like a thousand hours long? It's like hours and hours of grinding. I'm going to look this up.

2:19:31
Unknown_01: How long is Final Fantasy 12? 61 hours. Buddy, not even if you fucking paid me. How much would you even have to pay me? My going rate for any professional work is like $55. I should probably raise that to closer to $70. I'll do 55 times 61. You have to pay me $3,500 to even consider playing a 61. Fuck that. Because I'm not going to enjoy it. I'm just going to be real fucking bothered the entire time.

2:20:11
Unknown_01: a dollar an hour crowdfunded please don't don't even meme it don't even meme playing a jrpg it just sounds like because the like i don't even understand it you have a game that's 61 hours long and like they're infamous for how bad the writing is is are these games not just like nani and then it's incomprehensible gibberish with like sephiroth gods and eris being like your girlfriend and she gets like cut in half and shit like is it just not complete nonsense

Unknown_01: and then there's this this is the only thing about Final Fantasy that I know it actually took me like almost 25 years of my life to discover that Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts are not the same franchise I always thought Final Fantasy was the one with Mickey Mouse and then they just had a bunch of weird Japanese characters alongside Mickey Mouse and then someone revealed to me that no actually there is Kingdom Hearts which is that but then there's also Final Fantasy which is just Japanese people and no Mickey Mouse

2:21:13
Unknown_01: Is this... I always thought Titus was the guy from Kingdom Hearts.

Unknown_01: I always thought this was from Kingdom Hearts, but no, it's from...

Unknown_01: Final Fantasy. Look, I'm sorry. Japanese shit just don't appeal to me. It just don't appeal to me. They got their own culture. It's fine that they have their own culture. It's very distinct, very unique, very distinguished from the rest of the world. Sometimes very intriguing. Sometimes very interesting. But is it my culture? No. And it's okay that they have their own thing. I hope they enjoy it. If they want to stay on their island and grope each other and draw a lollicon and jerk off to that shit, like, go for it. Just stay on your fucking island. I want no part of it. i want no part of that of that shit i will eat your sushi i will eat your food i will i will not all of your food because you eat fish that are still alive and you eat octopus and shit but i will try sushi out every so often and um and that's it that's we can we can be we can be distant associates away and with no animosity me in japan

2:21:53
Unknown_01: Okay. Listen, I'm done. I'm rambling. I have nothing to say. No content. I finished the game. I'll probably play the whistleblower tomorrow and try to beat it and win something.

2:22:25
Unknown_01: So, thank you for watching. See you then. Bye-bye.