Outlast (pt. 1) - Bad at Video Games 2022-11-19

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Unknown_03: What the fuck is a baldo? Why is chat talking about baldos? Why have I heard this word baldo like 8,000 times today? Baldo.

Unknown_03: Baldo, the world's first ball dildo, a new era of sex.

Unknown_03: What the fuck? What would a ball dildo do?

Unknown_03: Sex will never be the same again. A new era in sex has arrived. We've created the world's first sex toy that will allow you to penetrate your partner with your balls. And what?

0:00:41
Unknown_03: Step one, trim your ball hair. Step two, stretch your baldo over your balls.

Unknown_03: Step three, stretch over the spacer ring. Insert into partner.

Unknown_03: Wow, this is horrifying. Why are we talking about this?

Unknown_03: Nick Riccata uses this?

Unknown_03: Is this like a moon cricket thing that I don't understand? Why the fuck are you people talking about that?

0:01:14
Unknown_03: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I get you. I get you. I'm not up to date with my cool kid memes yet. I've been playing around with Unity. Because I have a forlorn dream to make a video game one day before I fucking die. And that will probably never happen. Because I can never get a moment's peace. um so i sorry i in my infinite wisdom i'm not receiving enough okay let me fix this real quick then oh my bit rate is probably too low is the issue because i uh switched to 60 frames per second 192 6000 hopefully that will fix it um

0:02:10
Unknown_03: I did not get to stream through October, and I was hoping to stream fun spooky games throughout October. We're now hurtling into the Christmas season. If you do not have a country where Christmas is kept at bay behind Thanksgiving, the last Thursday of each month of November, then you probably are already starting to see Christmas yet. But for civilized Americans, Christmas starts after Thanksgiving. So for Thanksgiving and the Christmas season, I will be playing some video games.

Unknown_03: Specifically horror games because horror games tend to be the closest thing to a walking simulator that's actually a video game. If you're not extremely limited in what you're able to do as a character in a game, it won't be scary.

0:02:54
Unknown_03: basically and so they're also usually quite short because horror has to be narratively driven you can't have you usually cannot have horror and then like random generated content as well that usually doesn't work so uh i really hope um that there is no issue with the buffering because i am still seeing that there is a buffering warning

Unknown_03: And it should be fine. I'm going to open the game up, and if there's an issue with buffering, we'll fix it then. But I'm not going to worry about it right now.

0:03:37
Unknown_03: Okay, so right out the gate, the game is not correct. It should be not like that.

Unknown_03: Hopefully I can fix this.

Unknown_03: There we go, okay. That's wrong because that is a 4K resolution and I need to stretch that down so that it actually fits. Transform, fit to screen. Okay, that looks right.

0:04:16
Unknown_03: And let me drop the volume.

Unknown_03: Okay, there's this really, really cool feature where every time I click anything, OBS switches screens to the screen where my fucking game is on, and then I can't see OBS. Which is not what I want. Ah. Why is it so fucking loud?

0:04:49
Unknown_03: I can barely hear myself. But it doesn't seem that loud on the OBS. Can you hear me fine? Talking over the music?

Unknown_03: Wow, why is it doing that? I'm going to lose my fucking mind. I literally can't sneeze the fucking game. Why does it minimize OBS on a different fucking monitor? It doesn't minimize anything else. It's literally just OBS that's doing this.

0:05:20
Unknown_03: Okay. You know what? Fuck it. I don't need to see OBS. I have my chat on the other side. I got everything I need.

Unknown_03: I'm going to do normal because I don't do horror well anyway, so I needed the handicap. The Department of Agriculture Commissioner Salazar said changing weather patterns would blame him for the livestock behavior. Okay, I can tell already that my look sensitivity is way too high.

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Unknown_03: Oh no. Okay, I'm vaguely aware that I am a journalist. And I have been sent out to a mental hospital to do some journalistic stuff and shine a light on the bad things that are happening here. So already the game is very scary. I never want to see a press pass with my name on it.

Unknown_08: I'm not driving, by the way.

0:06:37
Unknown_03: This is a cutscene where I can just kind of look around. However, you can't look too far. You have to have your eyes on the road.

Unknown_03: Hello.

Unknown_03: I've come here to inspect the premises in the middle of the night.

Unknown_03: You know, I called in earlier and I was like, hey, you know, I want to see what's going on here. Kind of like...

Unknown_03: Okay, September 17, 2017, 102-601-10756 at mutemail.com.

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Unknown_03: Tip, illegal activity. Did they get Gmail's permission for that? I don't think so.

Unknown_03: Illegal activity at Murkoff Psychiatric Systems. You don't know me. I have to make this quick. They might be monitoring. I did two weeks of software consult at Murkoff Psychiatric Systems facilities in Mount Massive. You know, if I was like, you're trying to like hide your identity, maybe the specifics of what kind of, and you're like hiding from them, they might be monitoring the specifics of like what your, your job was at the facility. It might be a bad thing to include if you're afraid of being found out.

0:07:48
Unknown_03: All sorts of NDAs, and I'm very much breaking right now, but seriously, fuck those guys. Terrible, terrible things happening. Don't understand that. Don't believe half the things. That's all doctors talking about. Dream therapy going too deep. Finding something in the head and waiting for them in the mountain. People are being hurt, and Murkoff is making money. He needs to be exposed. So the... Murkoff in parentheses, okay. So the journo, hearing the call to action, has taken his 2013 Handycam...

Unknown_03: And, oh no, we're in Colorado. Okay, we've established the camera.

0:08:36
Unknown_03: Objectives are in the notebook containing your notes. Picked up documents.

Unknown_03: Wow. That's like a really scary sound effect for hiding. Can I go in there? Wow, the gate closes, huh? What's the point of this very detailed room? Why isn't this door locked?

Unknown_03: Okay, I can kind of hustle a little bit by pressing shift. To open door slowly, hold down the button.

0:09:13
Unknown_03: Spooky door opening.

Unknown_03: Okay, so I have to record certain things. I'm trying to feel sick just looking at this place. Mount Massive Asylum shut down amid scandal. Well, if it shut down... Oh, okay, it's reopened under Murkoff Psychiatric Systems. Under the guise of a charitable organization, cell phone reception cut off abruptly a mile out. More like a jammer than the law signal.

Unknown_03: The Murkoff Corporation's long track record of discussing profit as charity, but never on American soil. Whatever they thought they could get out of this place has to be big. Might finally be the story that breaks the bastards. So, this is more than just Murky Man.

0:09:47
Unknown_03: Mount Murky. This is about, like, the whole corporation.

Unknown_03: What if I get, like, dizzy looking around? That's, like, really disorienting. Is that an option?

Unknown_03: Look sensitivity. Graphics. Disable motion blur. Hell yeah.

Unknown_03: Now we're talking.

0:10:20
Unknown_03: Right through the front door. Hello.

Unknown_03: Hello. I can tilt.

Unknown_03: Hello.

Unknown_03: So I guess I have to sneak around.

Unknown_03: Those are anti-crowd things. They use heat waves to fry you.

0:10:55
Unknown_03: so that you disperse, so that you fuck off.

Unknown_03: Oh god, there's so much film green.

Unknown_03: No, those things are like...

Unknown_03: I don't want to waste my battery though.

0:11:34
Unknown_03: Yo this is breaking and entering.

Unknown_03: Why is there creepy music?

Unknown_03: Why is there like loud creepy music?

Unknown_03: There's a name for that sound effect, the rat-a-tat-a-tat thing.

Unknown_03: Actually, let me cut down my volume a little bit, because that is really loud, and I have a feeling there's going to be a jump scare. And I startle easily, so fuck that. Fuck this.

0:12:16
Unknown_03: I can't see shit. Is the whole game like this? I'm just going to be blind?

Unknown_03: I would not come in here.

Unknown_03: Completely dead silent. I'm turning down my volume even more. I know it's coming.

Unknown_03: There's gonna be a big spooky woogity.

Unknown_03: You can just leave, like, right now.

0:12:53
Unknown_03: That is not like a static sound. That's like a creepy sound.

Unknown_03: Scares my way away. Yeah, right.

Unknown_03: I would not do this. There's blood in here. This is all you need. You're a journalist, and you're like, um, I'm here to, like, investigate some shit. There's, like, blood in here. This is, like, obviously in total fucking disrepair. We have, like, people living here. Uh, no thank you.

0:13:29
Unknown_03: Like, this is clearly not fit for, like...

Unknown_03: Not fit for people who live here.

Unknown_03: Murkoff Psychiatric Systems, Project Wallrider, patient initials Billy, age 19, Dr. Carl, patient claims have progressed to self-directed lucid dream states, morphogenic engine activity observed at an unprecedented scale, continuing to stage four hormone schedule. Ah, that's no good. They're doing experimental hormone treatments on them. Spirometry revealed no bronchial accumulation. Billy asked about the safety of his mother's lawsuit against Markoff and the asylum. This represents a catastrophic breach in security, despite Billy's claims that he discovered the truth in the blood dreams of Dr. Traeger. Note, only Traeger on company records. One Richard Traeger is an executive from MRD. All orderlies and security personnel must be questioned. Video security improved to include analytical biometrics. So someone told the boy, or he's like crazy, and he figured out about it.

0:14:52
Unknown_03: Through like dreams and shit. So I guess they can see you through dreams and shit.

Unknown_03: Yeah, um, fuck that.

Unknown_03: I'm not going to the mall.

Unknown_03: There's like a monster. Yeah, fuck this.

Unknown_03: There's like little bits and shit.

Unknown_03: Oh, now it's locked. Yeah, uh-huh. Oh, this won't be a spooky thing.

0:15:30
Unknown_03: I'm going to go in there. Dude, there is not a fucking journo in this world who would climb into this fucking bullshit.

Unknown_03: Do you know how fucking useless... Okay, no.

Unknown_03: Fuck. I'm supposed to record that, I think. You know how fucking useless journos are?

0:16:04
Unknown_03: No journo is going to risk their life.

Unknown_03: Okay, I guess I'm just falling out of here.

Unknown_08: Fuck that!

Unknown_03: Bitch. Oh, I can't get in that.

Unknown_03: What am I supposed to do then?

0:16:42
Unknown_03: Back into the comfy boy Oh, it's locked again Now what I have a delicious coca-cola, that's what I was about to die What am I supposed to do

Unknown_03: I'm glad... Okay, you know these are coming.

Unknown_03: Fat until the end. Slip the nerves away. This is real. This is actually footage of a CNN journo investigating Trump Tower and the abuses of Trump.

0:17:41
Unknown_03: Donald Trump.

Unknown_03: Am I supposed to go in there? Literally, why the fuck would I go in there?

Unknown_03: Fuck it. I guess I'm suicidal.

Unknown_03: Hello? Hello, I'm a fucking retard. Don't kill me.

Unknown_03: There's like a dead body right there.

Unknown_03: The game wants me to go back past the dead body? Are you like a fucking... Why the fuck would you do that?

0:18:16
Unknown_03: this is clearly all the evidence you need to establish that this place is not following proper medical procedures this is like this is not okay they got out the variants you can't fight them you have to hide you can unlock the main doors from security control

Unknown_07: out of this terrible place.

Unknown_03: What do you know about Donald Trump?

Unknown_03: Not much, huh? I'm gonna run out of battery already.

0:19:16
Unknown_03: Okay, I guess I am supposed to go in here.

Unknown_03: Like, I'm literally gonna run out of battery, like, before I even have a chance to do anything, because I can't fucking see.

0:20:14
Unknown_03: See, it's quiet again, so I know a jumpscare is coming.

Unknown_03: Oh no, a bathroom.

Unknown_03: What's the point of this?

Unknown_03: Just to waste my battery.

0:20:52
Unknown_03: I'll have to squeeze through this, huh? Hmm.

Unknown_03: Hmm, I wonder what's gonna happen when I do it this time. Where did he even come from?

Unknown_11: And who are you then?

Unknown_03: My name is Ben Collins. I work for NBC News. We're doing an investigative piece on Donald Trump. Do you know anything about him?

0:21:25
Unknown_11: Is it like the head guy is like crazy and religious?

Unknown_03: So it's a massive evil corporation, but they also are just crazy?

0:22:19
Unknown_03: Maybe the head evil guy is like a patient?

Unknown_03: That would make more sense, right?

Unknown_03: Oh, there's a warrant. Oh, jeez.

Unknown_03: From the United States office. Oh wait, that's where it's going to.

Unknown_03: Who is the authority of this warrant?

Unknown_03: Who has... This warrant does not have an issuing authority. I would say I need to know who's actually issuing this warrant.

0:22:54
Unknown_03: I'm not letting you into my creepy hospital full of dead people until you come back here with a proper warrant. Because this is not okay.

Unknown_03: This isn't standard procedure.

0:23:32
Unknown_03: So this is about Walker. Morphogenic engine activity plateaued at 2,000 parts per million or per mil. Unsafe to progress beyond stage 3 hormone schedule. And this is exactly what they mean by saying... that it's so hard to get cleared for HRT. You come to a hospital like this, which isn't the best, and you agree to something experimental, and they're still going to say, Dr. Rudolf Wernicke, okay?

0:24:09
Unknown_03: The creepy German doctor is going to say that we're not going to allow you to progress past stage 3. It's problematic. Walker was interviewed in restraints following a self-inflicted mutilations. 41% are already at risk, and they're still sidelining this guy.

Unknown_03: Restraint had been altered to accommodate his enormous... That's like deliberate. His enormous... Size. Extensive dermal eruptions as consistent with failed morphogenic engine cellular activity. He claims the skin ripped from his forehead allows for a truer way of seeing. Seems to have some boyhood experience with Taltara lizards and their partiality. parietal eyes he has expressed anxiety about his flesh specifically about his lips and nose attending orderlies should be advised to watch for further self-immolation clearly body dysmorphic disorder but they're glossing over that obviously this is 2013 it was a darker time the mental traumas he sustained while serving in Afghanistan seem very common for people who served in the military to also have this problem It seemed to be a retarded progression of the ME process. His predominant fixation, amplified by therapy, is a manic exaggeration of military security protocol. A continuation of both chemical and physical restraints is highly recommended.

0:25:28
Unknown_03: So Walker has got the PTSD. No, I mean...

Unknown_03: Oh, to peek. Okay, so it's like telling me, like, you want to peek.

Unknown_03: Oh, that's Walker right there.

0:26:25
Unknown_03: I wonder if Walker is going to go blue-gitty-blue.

Unknown_03: You think Walker is going to go blue-gitty-blue when I walk past him?

Unknown_03: I don't know. They're watching CNN. Don't mean to get in your way. Excuse me. Hmm.

0:27:20
Unknown_03: I wonder if something spooky-dookity is going to happen walking into this room after nothing happened in those other times.

Unknown_03: That guy has no head.

0:27:55
Unknown_03: The keycard for security control. That's nice. Am I going back now?

Unknown_03: I can't move forward.

Unknown_03: Um...

Unknown_03: I guess that wants me to go back to where I came from, huh? Yeah, that's definitely locked. Okay.

0:28:41
Unknown_03: Um... Cool. Well, I know what's happening now.

Unknown_03: I don't want to get in the way of your television. I don't mind at all.

Unknown_09: Get them out! Please! We've got to get out of here! We've got to clean! You've got to help me! Oh my...

0:29:15
Unknown_03: Oh, we're just gonna get in the hole from this guy. Yeah, get in the hole from this guy. Meds now.

Unknown_03: Cool. So that's pretty fucking bolted.

0:29:47
Unknown_03: Take his chair.

Unknown_03: Yeah, he's going to come at you like the... Oh. Awesome tip. Wow. Really cool.

Unknown_03: Really cool tip. I'm sure that's going to come into handy in a part coming up right now.

Unknown_03: Maybe like down this really fucking scary hallway.

0:30:45
Unknown_03: Witness. Oh no.

Unknown_03: There's some kind of bathroom joke to be made here.

Unknown_03: What's in this body part room?

Unknown_03: Oh, just body parts, I guess.

0:31:18
Unknown_13: Oh.

Unknown_03: What?

Unknown_03: Did I just break the game?

Unknown_03: If you just glitch past the, uh... Huh. Interesting, interesting.

0:31:55
Unknown_03: Maybe I should do that at the other door.

Unknown_03: Oh no, it's a Windows DOS prompt. Don't worry. As a sea ninja, I know what I'm doing here. Door open.

Unknown_03: Wow, this is the slowest door opening thing ever.

Unknown_03: Oh shit.

0:32:37
Unknown_03: Oh, you didn't have to tell me to hide in the locker. That guy's a big beefcake.

Unknown_03: Thank God they never checked the red lockers.

0:33:16
Unknown_03: Hey, I got him.

Unknown_03: I got the big guy on the camera.

Unknown_03: Big fucking guy. This big fucker is stalking me. Find a patient file for a Chris Walker, ex-military police, several tours in Afghanistan. A lot of blood in this place is on his hands, but not all of it.

Unknown_03: so i mean i still hear him like stomping around uh i guess you can't just stay in here you have to pee eventually oh great there's a

0:34:22
Unknown_03: I hope this is the right way.

Unknown_03: Because I don't want to follow the big guy.

Unknown_03: Oh boy, my favorite.

Unknown_03: Um...

Unknown_03: MKUltra CIA hypnotic homicide that sounds like a YouTube video title MKUltra program CIA docket number whatever part 1 hypnotic experimentation and research dated February 10th 1954 this was laying on a table in the basement just out in the open experimentation and research work was continued in building 13 of the Mount Massive preserve in Colorado

0:35:20
Unknown_03: Using the following subjects, a post-hypnotic of the night before, pointed finger, you will sleep, was enacted.

Unknown_03: Mrs. Jackson and Pierce immediately progressed into a deep hypnotic state with no further suggestion. Mrs. Pierce was then instructed, having previously expressed a fear of firearm in any fashion... that she would use every method at her disposal to awaken Miss Jackson, now in a deep hypnotic sleep. In failing this, she would pick up a nearby pistol and fire it at Miss Jackson. She was instructed that her rage would be so great that she would not be hesitated to kill Jackson for failing to awaken. Mrs. Pierce carried out these suggestions to the letter, including firing the unloaded pneumatic pistol... um...

0:36:04
Unknown_03: gun at Jackson and then proceeded to fall into a deep sleep. After proper suggestions were made, both were awakened and expressed complete amnesia for the entire sequence. Mrs. Pierce was again handed the gun, but she refused in an awkward state to pick up or accept from the operator. She expressed absolute denial that the foregoing sequence had happened.

Unknown_03: It's now like weird creeping music.

0:36:39
Unknown_09: Nobody

Unknown_03: and turn on the two gas pumps

0:37:57
Unknown_08: Ghosts...

Unknown_03: Is this the right door?

0:39:04
Unknown_03: I guess he's in here? I really can't see anything. He's looking in the locker, but I'm not in there. Is he walking to me?

Unknown_03: You guys said to look in the locker, but he checked the locker.

0:39:45
Unknown_03: Listen, I am a Dead by Daylight player. I understand how to play Dead by Daylight. They always check the locker. They never check the shitty little corner.

Unknown_03: Did he just go on?

Unknown_03: I'm already out of my other battery.

0:40:43
Unknown_03: I mean, I'm a little bit annoyed at the fact that there's batteries that I have to use to find shit.

Unknown_03: But then the batteries are also extremely limited.

Unknown_03: Oh, there's the banner. Okay, now things are gonna change my ghost. Oh, I already went through that entire banner. Fuck me. Yeah.

0:41:19
Unknown_03: There's a bot in my chat. You know...

Unknown_03: But, like, YouTube is like a multi, like, trillion dollar company, right? Can they, like, not fix bots? Spamming?

Unknown_03: Spamming their chat. Hmm. I wonder if some big beefy boy is gonna open that fucking, uh...

0:42:03
Unknown_03: I'm a little bit frustrated. I really don't like wandering around the dark.

0:42:41
Unknown_03: This is the room that I just came from.

Unknown_03: The fuck's the point of this?

Unknown_03: Is this another way that you can hide in the thing?

0:43:22
Unknown_03: um this guy like walks in a circle around the thing

Unknown_03: Well, I know if I start it.

Unknown_03: He yelled it and worked into it. It's true. He's doing laps to get his steps up. Okay, that's a good explanation.

0:44:23
Unknown_03: Okay, so it was two pump. Wait, uh huh. There he is right there.

Unknown_03: Is he now going to check the lockers again? I should've just hit in the corner like a Chad.

Unknown_03: Zupa chat. Am I done?

0:44:59
Unknown_03: Can I, like, peek? No? No peeking allowed?

Unknown_03: Bye!

Unknown_03: Hmm. Very interesting big breakable wall right there.

0:45:42
Unknown_03: Oh, am I going the wrong way? There's no way. I definitely came through there.

Unknown_03: Okay I'm done Do I have to go back to the security room?

0:46:45
Unknown_03: Well, if I was Beef Man and I was trying to figure out where this guy would be, I know where I would look.

Unknown_03: Where are they? OK, it's a little bit much for me when I look around and I don't see. Sorry, my son.

Unknown_11: I didn't want to have to do this to you. But you can't leave.

Unknown_11: Not yet.

Unknown_11: There's so much yet for you to witness.

Unknown_03: It kind of looks like Till Lindemann. Can you see it?

Unknown_11: Can you?

Unknown_11: Our Lord, the Wallrider, tearing his truth into the unbelievers. The only way out of this place is the truth.

0:47:24
Unknown_11: Accept the gospel, and all doors will open.

Unknown_03: No! No, I don't want to be vaccinated. Oh, this isn't the game with, like, the weird dick torture, is it?

0:48:02
Unknown_03: Oh, he gave me my camera. That's nice of him.

Unknown_03: Um, the priest Father Martin brought me here to show me something. Thinks I'm going to be a witness for that shit crazy he's trying to sell me.

Unknown_03: This Dr. Wernicke is at the center of whatever went wrong here, but he died for more than 10 years ago. Rest in peace, says the blood on the wall.

0:48:36
Unknown_03: It is a bit of a trope that religious stuff is scary, huh? Hello? Hi.

Unknown_03: Well, thank you. Back! Get back! Get the fuck away from me! Ah! Ah!

0:49:10
Unknown_03: Yeah, buddy. You guys are in for a real serious investigation by the Department of Health. When this gets out, don't worry down there. When I get this out to CNN or NBC, because I'm Bill Collins, we will get you the help that you need. Okay?

Unknown_03: Yeah, this is... none of this is up to code. It's really a shame. You'd think we were in Brazil or something with this kind of... this kind of stuff hanging around here.

0:49:52
Unknown_03: Hi.

Unknown_03: Don't worry bro, I'm on your side.

Unknown_03: Hey, nice room.

Unknown_03: Yeah, really frightening conditions in here.

Unknown_14: My name's Ben Collins.

Unknown_03: I work for NBC. We're doing a story on this place. Do you have a witness statement about the conditions here at Mount Massey?

0:50:24
Unknown_14: Give him a running start. There's an idea. You look like you've seen a ghost.

Unknown_03: Trump supporters. Not a big fan of the media, huh?

Unknown_14: I want his tongue and liver. They are yours.

Unknown_03: That's very nice of them.

Unknown_03: He's like, I want his tongue and his liver. And the other guy's just like, let me get you out of there, bro.

Unknown_03: Ah man, it's stuck. If I find the key, I'm coming right back for you, man. Don't worry.

0:51:00
Unknown_11: He's all cut up and his penis is gone.

Unknown_03: Shit, man.

Unknown_05: What am I supposed to do?

Unknown_03: I don't know, he's gonna... You can see that the gender affirming care here is really bad. Really bad.

0:51:38
Unknown_03: This is not... This is not... Don't... Listen, kids. Don't let this... Don't let them... Don't let this be what you think.

Unknown_03: Uh... The outcome of a typical, uh, penile stroke flap vaginoplasty is... They usually go much better than this, I promise.

Unknown_03: Don't let this turn you off from, uh, your dreams.

Unknown_03: I'm not going in one of those fucking cells. Are you crazy?

0:52:13
Unknown_03: Hi, again. You can't tell the difference exactly. Okay, I'm done with yard for today.

Unknown_03: I'm going to bed. I sleep under my bed at night.

0:52:57
Unknown_03: Emozie and Subloxie.

Unknown_03: Nope, that's not working.

Unknown_03: I guess I'm supposed to find out which one of these is like... The one I want to go into? I really don't want to go into any of them, to be quite honest with you. Oh yeah, fuck that.

Unknown_03: Oh hey guys, I found a way out. It's right over here.

0:53:40
Unknown_09: What the fuck is that? Damn it!

Unknown_05: What the fuck is the matter with you? You weren't invited to this, you goddamn sicko! Oh, are they fucking?

Unknown_03: Ooh, sorry bro, I didn't mean to get into your... your bro stuff.

Unknown_10: Leave no more space alone. Leave me alone.

0:54:21
Unknown_03: They were trading monkeypox. It's a real hot commodity in the prisons.

Unknown_11: Oh, good.

Unknown_03: Be lousing, Agent.

Unknown_03: You know, that's really handy to have in a prison, this de-lousing agent. Because you get... You get lice and shit everywhere. It's just no good. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train.

0:54:54
Unknown_05: Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the train. Down the

Unknown_08: Uh-huh. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain.

0:55:30
Unknown_03: Down the drain. Down the drain.

Unknown_03: Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain. Down the drain.

Unknown_03: Actually, not even. That's just wrong. I don't think that's a real name. Isn't it Archibald? Archimbald?

0:56:03
Unknown_03: What does the info stand for? Nicholas?

Unknown_03: Dr. Zeichner gave me your info to contact regarding the cancellation. I think cancellation is two L's, but don't quote me on that. I am retarded. the cancellation of the arts program my patient martin archambald has made enormous strides in the therapy on account of his finger painting just in the last week since canceling with one l i'm pretty sure it is two l's it's driving me crazy The arts program, his schizoaffective assertions of some higher calling have accelerated enormously. Please just let the man finger paint the few dollars you're saving on temper paint is more than swallowed by the cost of clozapine. I can't imagine the logic at play here unless Murkoff wants our patients to become more disengaged from reality. Please advise Dr. Neil. The end is for Neil Wolfram.

0:56:35
Unknown_03: So they took away his... So the motivation of the crazy guy that's trying to kill me is that they took away his finger paint. And as a man denied his finger paint, he is now filled with an unquenchable bloodlust.

0:57:22
Unknown_03: Yeah, I'm guessing some spooky shit's up in here.

Unknown_11: They weren't experiments. They were rituals. A conjuring.

Unknown_03: How is this man teleporting? Is he literally teleporting?

Unknown_03: Those are lockers. Hmm, okay. Taking note of the fucking lockers there.

0:58:01
Unknown_03: Anything?

Unknown_03: There's also a bed right there. Nothing to hide in there. Closing doors behind you will slow your pursuer. Very valuable information.

0:58:33
Unknown_05: Shut up! Let me think for a minute! What?

Unknown_03: Is the game expecting me to go in there?

Unknown_03: Why would anybody do that?

0:59:08
Unknown_05: No.

Unknown_08: Uh-oh.

0:59:49
Unknown_03: Yeah, trying to kill Ben Collins.

Unknown_03: The Murkoff facility is synonymous with trying to kill Ben Collins from NBC News. That's going in your article. You're about trying to recover from that one. You're going to get dropped by your door-locking software company now. What are you going to do when there's no more door-locking at your company? Well, you're going to have to make it yourself then. That's going to cost you money.

Unknown_03: Hey, we cool, bro?

1:00:25
Unknown_01: Yeah?

Unknown_03: Okay. Oh, battery. Hey, man, the left is some Twinkies from commissions back there.

Unknown_03: I sure hope that guy just didn't walk back here. No, he just fucked off to a completely different place.

Unknown_03: Very interesting.

Unknown_03: Ah, a big button.

Unknown_03: I think I'll press it. Hey bro.

1:01:17
Unknown_03: I thought we were cool! I gave you a Twinkie! The fuck is this shit?

1:01:49
Unknown_14: Hey, it's the guys again.

Unknown_03: Bro, your blinis is hanging out.

Unknown_03: You know, we can take care of that. Ben Collins here is working real hard to make it so that you can get the gender-affirming care you need. Like the nice lady down in the prison ward. Damn, you guys are Slavic as fuck. That is an impressive phenotype.

1:02:48
Unknown_03: I sure hope the window doesn't break and someone's trying to fuck with my teensy tiny hands.

Unknown_03: This is where I'm jumping in here. Naked guys are gone. It's not voting well for me so far.

Unknown_03: I like this room because it's brightly illuminated.

Unknown_03: Hmm, piece of candy.

1:03:40
Unknown_03: Yeah, I'm not feeling that way.

Unknown_03: Uh-oh. The showers.

Unknown_03: Very problematic.

Unknown_03: What, am I supposed to camp for this room? What are you talking about? There's no notes here.

1:04:20
Unknown_03: I caught you. You're not going to get away with that crime. I have the evidence right here.

Unknown_03: This isn't a bloogity blue womb if I've ever seen it.

1:05:12
Unknown_03: It was a dark and rainy night. As Ben Collins, they hear a... Oh, so I can't jump out these windows.

Unknown_03: What the fuck?

Unknown_03: I can't... Where did he come from?

Unknown_03: Exit through the showers. Well, I just came through the showers, did I not? I don't understand what else to do. This is the showers.

1:05:54
Unknown_03: And then it says exit through the showers. Well, that's where I'm fucking at, right?

Unknown_03: Where did that come from? They like teleport- Find the exit in the showers?

1:06:34
Unknown_03: I really am at a total loss. This is the first time in the game where I'm just like, I really don't know what the fuck it wants me to do.

Unknown_03: I'm just gonna keep letting this guy kill me until I figure this shit out.

Unknown_03: I tried the windows. It's the window you lose her. I just jumped at the window. There was no like thing at all.

1:07:09
Unknown_03: Zoom forward with camera.

Unknown_03: Exit through the showers, OK. Like, dude, I see the window.

Unknown_14: Oh. My god, he vanished. Vanished without a trace. I just hate sarcasm. It was my intention. He thinks we're assholes. Oh, stupid. Let's pull him in and slit his belly open. Wait.

1:07:41
Unknown_03: Can't believe I'm being hunted by irony bros.

Unknown_03: This is all Nick Fuentes' fault.

Unknown_03: Oh, I have to jump in right now?

1:08:14
Unknown_03: Am I not outside? Can I just drop? I see the fucking ground. Sheesh.

1:08:59
Unknown_03: That's a fucked up screensaver. Who the fuck would want that as their screensaver?

Unknown_03: Oh, I didn't mean to do that actually. I'm looking for a battery.

Unknown_03: Oh.

Unknown_03: Oh, Jesus!

Unknown_03: I think something just hit me right there. Ow!

1:09:47
Unknown_03: Fuck off. Fuck off. God damn it! No, I mean it. Fuck. Why can I not close this door?

Unknown_03: Wait, wait, now I'm... I did it.

Unknown_03: I made it out.

Unknown_00: And it's sweet, sweet victory.

1:10:25
Unknown_03: Oh no, I'm back inside.

Unknown_03: Damn.

Unknown_03: Just like in the yard, I guess. What am I supposed to do now?

1:11:09
Unknown_03: Imagine the smell.

Unknown_03: Left or right, chat?

Unknown_03: It's very spooky out there.

1:11:43
Unknown_03: Oh, the big pile of bodies were dead women?

Unknown_03: Why is Mr. Beefcake such a misogynist?

Unknown_03: Left?

Unknown_03: I think up the stairs is what I want.

1:12:48
Unknown_03: This ain't it Are you fucking kidding me fuck off with that? I am I am in the process of running away. I

Unknown_02: OK.

Unknown_02: Safe and sound.

Unknown_03: Safe and sound. No! No! I'm going to need some help, Danny.

1:13:45
Unknown_03: thanks bro he's fine all right bro i'm gonna need you to let me pass here real quick don't mind me

1:14:20
Unknown_03: All righty now, don't you know?

Unknown_03: Sorry, bro, I just need these documents.

Unknown_03: I can't shake Chris Walker, the big ugly fucker who likes dripping off people's heads. I hear him muttering about security protocols, containment. What if he's not the problem? What if he's trying to fix it? That is a horrifically stupid opinion to draw, Ben Collins.

Unknown_03: Obituary from the Denver Eagle, Rudolf G. Wernicke, age 90, passed away doing the work he loved on February 28, 2009.

1:15:02
Unknown_03: He was born in 2018 in Munich, Germany, and achieved fame in the mathematic and scientific communities for a paper written with early computing pioneer Alan Turing, who is very famously German. after a cloudy history uh with the german war effort he immigrated to the united states in 1940 they make they somehow found a way they they did it they found a way through they they got the top script writers in a room and said we are making a game about a asylum that has crazy people that rip each other's heads off how do we make the bad guy nazi They sat together, they pitched ideas, they wrote drafts, they tore them up, went through several stages of writing. The guy that founded the program is a 90-year-old Nazi collaborator named Wernicke from Munich. And that's the connection. I was like, ah, perfect. That's that good shit. That's the good shit. He immigrated to the United States in 1949 with a visa from the State Department. Well, yeah, you don't get a visa from the Department of Energy. Several decades of government research in Los Alamos led to New Mexico, where Dr. Renica retired to pursue landscape photography and care for his cats. He came to Colorado shortly after the turn, the turn of millennium to pursue charitable work for the Murkoff corporation. A statement from the company calls Dr. Vernica, a true humanitarian with a generous spirit. He leaves no survivors. That sounds very much like, um,

1:16:31
Unknown_03: This character has to be somewhat based off of Soros. Soros has a very similar history.

Unknown_03: He was Hungarian, but he was also a Nazi collaborator.

Unknown_03: His main thing is humanitarian. If you Google Soros, you get humanitarian.

1:17:12
Unknown_03: Why did that patient have the... What?

Unknown_03: Well, I guess I can't go that way. That's weird. I guess I'm just gonna hide under this bed until my booboos are dead. Okay, my booboos are dead.

1:17:49
Unknown_03: Oh, shit.

Unknown_03: Oh, I am shocked I caught myself.

Unknown_03: There we go. This is the kind of creepy shit that I'm looking for. Don't worry. Wait, did that just say hide?

Unknown_03: I swear it said hide under bed. I was totally about to climb under this guy.

Unknown_02: Yeah, bro. Fuck the toilet.

1:18:22
Unknown_03: Hmm, I guess I'm supposed to go in the big creepy bug thing.

Unknown_03: Oh, we have a radio, that's nice. Prisoner enrichment.

Unknown_02: Yeah, I guess I'm just supposed to like be woohoo.

Unknown_09: Okay, that's locked.

1:19:14
Unknown_03: There's nothing in here except lockers.

Unknown_03: My logical computer person brain tells me that is a place I'm running to real soon.

Unknown_03: The words wallrider is... Ben Collins, you are a writer, journalist for NBC. The word wall writer, oh, I thought it said the words. Okay, no, forget I said that. It's all over the place. Murkoff was running an experiment here called Project Wall Writer, but the patients talk about wall writer like it's a physical presence, a spirit, or demon, something they found in a mountain.

1:19:52
Unknown_03: I chalk it up to schizophrenic delusion, but I just saw something. Maybe it was a glitch in the camera, or maybe this place is getting to me.

Unknown_03: Very interesting report. Didn't that just come from here?

Unknown_03: I'm not really digging this. Yeah, my digging of this is like 0% there about.

1:20:24
Unknown_03: Yeah, I think I underestimated my digging this, because now I am actually digging this 0%, literally 0%.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I'm not digging this.

1:20:59
Unknown_03: Actually not oh the game just saves hmm Find the way out of the sewers don't mind if I do Creepy zombie guy. Hey, buddy. Oh

Unknown_03: Oh, wow.

Unknown_03: I'm a set designer for a horror video game. Let's have a creepy-ass tunnel. I'm sure that there's nothing on the other side of this. Oh, look, a bright light.

Unknown_03: Way out.

Unknown_03: That was like a spooky ghost. I caught the spooky ghost on camera.

1:21:59
Unknown_03: You know, if I was this guy, and I was crawling through blood and feces in an insane asylum, I would not be like, hmm, this looks like Archimbald's handwriting. Archimbald says, This god is real. What we've been seeking so long for ghosts, spirits, and madness...

Unknown_03: We were only willfully ignorant. The scales on Saul's eyes were fear, and when you see beyond it, you truly see. This is the gift of the wallrider, the gospel of sin. The greatest sin in the world is willful ignorance of God. To receive a revelation and not spread it to the waiting flock, this place to stand in the way of salvation is a sin, for which there is no punishment too great. Okay, cool.

1:22:53
Unknown_03: Usually religious people just go to church, I don't know. Make bodies of women into piles.

Unknown_03: Save the pool.

Unknown_03: Burn two valves. Oh shit. No, no, no. Fuck off.

1:23:27
Unknown_02: Fuck off. Did he actually fuck off?

Unknown_02: Is that what I was supposed to do?

Unknown_03: I mean I still hear chase music.

1:24:10
Unknown_03: Why do I still hear the chase music though?

Unknown_09: Is this broken?

Unknown_03: We've just established that.

1:24:53
Unknown_03: So he's like stomping around and I have to like fuck around and find the pumps and shit? I'd rather not.

1:25:40
Unknown_03: Okay, that's one, right?

Unknown_03: This is what moderating pole looks like. Are there big chunguses after you? He does kind of look like the, uh, the groiper toad. You know what I mean? Like, the meme of the groiper toad walking down the alleyway. And there's, like, thousands of them. The one with Alex Jones and the groiper toad.

Unknown_03: It's like that.

1:26:24
Unknown_03: You mean Pepe?

Unknown_03: His name is Easter the Toad? He's not called Groiper? Don't you fucking dare!

1:26:55
Unknown_03: Yeah, I'm thinking like, fuck you, bro. That's it, right? I don't have to like, keep running. He like, fucks off after that.

Unknown_03: Is the music gonna stop?

Unknown_03: Yeah. He just walks away. Okay. I'm cool with that, homie. There's a map here.

1:27:41
Unknown_03: Prison block war drain. I got that. Then there is the female war drain on the left side.

Unknown_03: And I'm guessing...

Unknown_03: Oh, there's red pipes. The old pipes help. Okay, I understand. This is the most oddly explicit information in the game. Okay.

1:28:17
Unknown_03: Listen here, buddy.

Unknown_03: Fuck off.

Unknown_03: Okay, so he just like goes out and chills.

Unknown_03: I'm just like, am I supposed to go down? I'm considering there's a few things I'm supposed to do.

1:28:48
Unknown_03: I'm either supposed to go down and up on the other side, or I'm just supposed to, like, run past them.

Unknown_03: Oh, you're definitely not supposed to go down there. Okay.

Unknown_03: Okay. Let me check and see. Ah, of course. A poo-poo pee-pee tunnel.

Unknown_03: How could I be so stupid? Wait, am I supposed to just hide in here too?

1:30:11
Unknown_03: Nah, man. I ain't about that shit. We got an achievo for this one. So now what? I'm just supposed to go back out there? Are you fucking retarded?

1:30:45
Unknown_03: Alright, let's not lose morale here.

Unknown_03: Or Ben Collins.

Unknown_03: Big time reporter.

Unknown_03: Working on the greatest case since the Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_03: We can do this.

Unknown_03: We're in this dungeon full of actual chuds.

1:31:40
Unknown_03: Now what? I emptied the pipes.

Unknown_03: Am I done? Another ladder.

Unknown_03: I turned myself around and now I'm lost.

Unknown_03: I feel like an idiot. How did I accomplish this? Oh, that's fine. So is the big poopy-peepy sewer thing on the right-hand side now, like, drained?

1:32:21
Unknown_03: Ho ho! Now, uh, finally, finally, chat, a dank, black as fucking night hole to crawl into. This is exactly what I was, I was missing in my mind.

Unknown_03: Sorry, just in my microphone. Crawling to safety in this dank, nice hole.

1:32:55
Unknown_03: Filled with poo-poo pee-pee that we just... Literally so black and dark that I can't see literally fucking anything. I'm not afraid of that body. I mean, how come... There can't possibly be anything in here.

Unknown_01: Okay, that's like a hole.

1:33:37
Unknown_03: I'm gonna change my batteries here. I'll put them in this dank hole.

Unknown_03: Drink the water.

Unknown_03: Hey, hey, no funny business up there. Do you want to give me a hand? You can give me a hand, but no funny business, no pranks.

Unknown_03: You know the rules.

Unknown_03: You have to be a real asshole to get locked up in the poo-poo pee-pee cellar.

1:34:30
Unknown_04: You don't have to be scared of me. I can tell we're the same. You still know what's real. The doctor's dead, you know that, right? Dr. Wernicke died before he even started working here. What kind of experiments does a dead doctor perform on living patients? That's the question.

Unknown_03: Does this guy run a store?

Unknown_03: Is this your store? I have some bottle caps. Can I trade them for a Nuka-Cola, sir? I want to see my notes.

1:35:26
Unknown_03: Patients know dr. Veronica is dead one asked me what kind of experiments as a dead doctor perform a living patient What is project wall writer? Good question, bro. Maybe you should ask this guy. I feel like I'm playing like a retard like You have a guy here that can talk. Are you like a deaf mute to you?

Unknown_03: Can you not ask

Unknown_03: Oh boy, saving. Oh boy, now the water is red. That's awesome. Well, I mean, if I have to take my pick, I guess I don't have enough of them, actually.

1:36:14
Unknown_02: Okay.

1:36:47
Unknown_02: I thought his head was full of holes.

Unknown_02: Like why is his head full of holes?

Unknown_02: Head like a hole.

Unknown_02: Play something your soul.

Unknown_03: I'd rather die than give you control. Head like a hole.

1:37:31
Unknown_03: Black as your soul. That's right.

Unknown_03: That's right, champ. Yes, that is 9 inch nails.

Unknown_03: I'm a fan of industrial music. I like music that sounds like you left some change in your pants and you threw your jeans into the washing machine or the dryer and now it's like clinkity clink clinkity clink clinkity clink.

1:38:03
Unknown_03: What's the good shit? What's the music?

Unknown_03: I guess I just fell in. Ah, way steep in water.

Unknown_03: That's that Gucci shit. That's that Gucci journo shit right there.

Unknown_03: Fuck it. Oh. Oh, a piece of candy. Am I now just stuck down here?

1:38:39
Unknown_02: What am I doing with my life?

1:39:26
Unknown_08: I hate when they make it so obvious there's going to be like a fucking jumpscare.

Unknown_03: Like, oh, you can't see shit.

Unknown_03: I wonder why.

Unknown_03: I wonder if there's a design choice that leads to that.

Unknown_03: OK. Oh, so I can't move past here. Oh, yes, I can. OK.

1:40:21
Unknown_03: This is very, like, stressful, but it's, like, it's so... It's so stressful, and it's, like, so prolonged and drawn out, like... It's frustrating. It's like, I just want to relax for a second and, uh...

Unknown_03: It's very deliberately not letting me do that because I'm in like a fucking cistern full of dead bodies. I know there's going to be like this. Like there's no point to this sequence except that it's leading up to a jump scare eventually.

1:40:58
Unknown_03: But it's just going on and on.

1:41:47
Unknown_03: Like, I don't know... Oh, there he is. Oh, and this is like...

Unknown_03: the sequence that they use for like the icon the one where you're like zooming in on him in the dark like that's the the shot right there for the icon so this is like the part of the game that they're really proud of really fucking stressful sister

1:42:36
Unknown_02: Whoa. Yes.

Unknown_03: What? Really? Fuck off.

Unknown_03: One around the fucking system. Power.

Unknown_03: I don't know. I can't even be scared of that because I'm so frustrated at that point. I just want to progress to the next part of the fucking game.

1:43:08
Unknown_03: Thankfully they refresh your battery.

1:43:48
Unknown_03: Is that what I'm going to?

Unknown_03: I can't tell if that's where I came from or if that's what I'm going to.

Unknown_03: Okay, I guess that's where I'm going from.

Unknown_03: Yeah, it's just like... I know, it's very frustrating.

Unknown_03: Journal of Simulator.

1:44:24
Unknown_03: I hope you guys are enjoying this black fucking screen.

Unknown_03: I'm about to go full DSP.

Unknown_03: Like it.

Unknown_03: You have to give a player a light or something. The only light in this room is the sewer that I came from.

Unknown_03: You have to put... That's like the number one takeaway to get from Left 4 Dead. Is that the light... Players are naturally drawn to the light.

1:45:08
Unknown_03: There is a trick to this room. Well, tell me. I don't want to say the B word. Because the B word is a bad word when you're like a streamer or whatever. Oh, is the trick that you're going up?

Unknown_03: Oh, and that's why he's like...

Unknown_02: Yes, he found me again. Fuck off, bro.

1:45:43
Unknown_03: Oh, that's dumb.

Unknown_03: I'm sorry, that's stupid.

Unknown_03: Hey, bro, you got a battery for me?

Unknown_03: Like, you can really easily detonate that one, like, in the game by having... Ah! Are you fucking kidding me?

1:46:26
Unknown_03: I am fully fucking back at this point, my man.

Unknown_03: Back in the sewer, I mean. Ha-ha!

1:47:02
Unknown_03: Oh, boy. I thought the sewer couldn't smell any worse. Hundreds of bodies crammed into a room. Thousands of flies. This is the priest's way out.

Unknown_03: Only if you're a family. Reach the ground floor of the metal ward. Okay, we're going back up. Isn't that nice? Okay.

1:47:39
Unknown_03: Why is he, like, all tied up and shit?

Unknown_03: I tried to open that slowly and it did not work out for me. Now I'm just wasting battery.

Unknown_03: Is the battery only drained when you have the light on? Imagine the smell of it.

1:48:12
Unknown_03: No, thank you.

Unknown_03: I guess I don't have a choice, huh? Oh, I don't feel that way. Why is this place built like a castle?

1:49:02
Unknown_03: Wait, so... There's a big guy trying to kick down this fucking door and the only way through is to let him in? Okay, I guess. Whatever. I guess I'm just a fucking retard.

1:49:40
Unknown_03: Um, this place is really big.

Unknown_03: That's one door I'm not using.

Unknown_03: There's a second door I'm not using.

1:50:13
Unknown_03: Oh shit. Through process of elimination?

Unknown_03: His voice is like getting louder.

Unknown_03: Oh no. I'm really rude. I'm like walking around collecting batteries and shit and these poor people are recovering from their gender reformation period. They're waking up for the first time and embracing motherhood or femalehood.

1:50:49
Unknown_03: Patient status report by Rick Trager. This patient also, unfortunately didn't make it. I tried my best, but I'm just a doctor, not a miracle worker. And I'm pretty new to this whole doctor thing. So I'm still working out all the kinks.

Unknown_03: So like a joke. Cause I like, well, it doesn't say by Dr. Rick Trager. So maybe he's an acting doctor.

Unknown_03: Anywho, somebody's got to cut the fat from this Project Wallrider disaster. We've been bleeding money ever since this thing went tits up on the account of that Billy kid, but I managed to slim back personnel by more than 80 people, which means short-term savings in salary and long-term savings in pension and health care costs. And I've been figuring out a lot about biology. I was on the fence about it before, but now I can say with absolute certainty that a person can't live without his kidneys. You learn something new every day.

1:51:35
Unknown_08: Perfect.

1:52:18
Unknown_03: Do you know the way?

Unknown_03: Dude, capitalism is so fucking bad. Under the socialist system, this kind of stuff doesn't happen. Can we, like, just sort out our differences amicably?

1:52:50
Unknown_05: run lapua

Unknown_03: The Bosnian boys are after me now. Oh shit, they didn't go the other way. Not that way. Uh oh, uh oh.

1:53:46
Unknown_03: Let me through! Let me through! You f- Oh, there's like eight of them! Oh no!

Unknown_03: Fuck off! There's- I'm literally surrounded! This is nonsense. What? What is this?

Unknown_03: I had like four hits to die, but they were like... UK simulator. Oh, now I have to redo the entire thing? Fuck me.

1:54:22
Unknown_03: oh really that little inch of space is this a joke open the door

Unknown_03: Apparently don't need to push it all the way, because if there's like an even inch on that door, it won't open.

1:55:30
Unknown_03: You're not sexually harassing, bro.

Unknown_02: They're still coming. Oh, my god. You can't hide! I want my money! I want my money! I want my money!

Unknown_03: Oh, no. This really is a UK simulator. I got scabs after me. You really don't want scabs after you.

Unknown_13: You're not one of them, are you? Quick, get in the dumbwaiter if you want to live.

1:56:08
Unknown_05: Stay away! God damn it!

Unknown_03: They can't stand me through that.

Unknown_14: You can rejoice here, buddy. Hey, you're that bullshit priest's guy, aren't you?

Unknown_13: Is this Dr. Wagner?

1:56:44
Unknown_13: He looks like he's 90 years old.

Unknown_03: Hey, buddy, can you make sure you get my camera? It's really important. I'm doing an expose on this hospital. I'm actually going to blow the thing wide open. I'm Ben Collins with NBC News, and this is my biggest story since the Cuba Farms story. You might have heard about that. Cloudflare dropped Cuba Farms in part because of the expose. I love the mountain there. You want to head out and take a stroll?

Unknown_13: Go ahead. I'll wait here.

Unknown_13: Go on. Run free. I'm in no hurry.

1:57:19
Unknown_13: No? Alright. It's time for your third booster.

Unknown_03: Come here, kitten. I think you're going to feel really gender euphoric. I noticed you playing with that camcorder. You know, photography is a female-dominated hobby. It's pretty feminine of you. You're just a little egg waiting to be cracked.

1:58:08
Unknown_13: We're putting that tongue to any use anyway.

Unknown_13: Chrissy told I was just tired of licking my own stance. He's like a sponge.

Unknown_08: Here we are, dear.

Unknown_13: Thanks so much for coming by. We'll begin your consultation in a moment. We'll just need a second to wash up and, uh... Oh, no movies.

Unknown_13: And it'll give us a chance to talk.

1:58:42
Unknown_03: Now, that's nice of them. I really appreciate that. You know, not a lot of people are too supportive of growing these things.

Unknown_13: You know, I'm a bit worried how much time you've been spending with Father Martin. I know, I hope you haven't been letting him confuse you with all this... Oh, is this Doc Johnson?

Unknown_03: Is this Penis Inspection Day?

Unknown_13: ...bible-thumping.

Unknown_13: No offense to the man, but I sometimes worry he might just be a little bit...

1:59:14
Unknown_13: You know, there's like cockroaches bro, you're gonna clean this all right with the gold star more concrete You cannot do surgery in the room Rob. Oh, it's just a sterile other way Murder is the simplest form. But what happens when all the money's gone?

Unknown_03: You'll get more money

Unknown_13: And that's what I mean.

Unknown_03: If you need money, I have media contacts. I work at NBC. I don't know if I told you this. And I can get you some angel investing.

2:00:00
Unknown_13: You paying attention? Don't pass that on me. There's so much for you to enjoy. There, right? I don't think most people will pay for you to cut off their fingers, bro.

Unknown_03: I got a wiggle. Commence the jiggling. Get the camera.

Unknown_03: It's very important.

2:00:32
Unknown_03: Oh, no, don't throw up on the cock. All right.

Unknown_03: Well, that was... I guess he's just, like, way going all over it. Are you feeling gender euphoric?

2:01:09
Unknown_14: Should have just turned to his slingers. It worked. Too well. They couldn't control it.

Unknown_14: And you can't control it. Nobody. Nobody.

Unknown_05: Nobody! He'll find you. He'll kill you. He's coming now.

Unknown_09: Stranger! Stranger!

Unknown_12: I see what's happening.

Unknown_13: You're bored. You want a little attention.

2:01:43
Unknown_12: Perfectly understandable. I'm here for you. I'll give you very special attention.

Unknown_03: Traeger, sick fucker, cut my finger off. He has tortured and mangled dozens of patients. I watched him murder another one. Nothing I can do about it. Talks like a white collar business school douchebag. Probably has a set of golf clubs in the trunk of his Audi. I bet the rest of my fingers he was Murkoff's brass before whatever's infection in this place changed him. I want out of this place. I want my fucking fingers back. I want to see Traeger die.

2:02:15
Unknown_10: Fuck! Fuck, really?

Unknown_10: You're gonna walk on me? If there's one thing I cannot goddamn stand, it's the queer!

Unknown_10: Come on!

Unknown_11: All right.

2:02:54
Unknown_11: All right, you can figure this out. Let's... solve some problems.

Unknown_03: Oh, that's Traeger. He's like hunting for me. I see.

Unknown_03: He'll never find me under the bed.

Unknown_03: Sorry, let me check something real quick. Okay, sorry.

2:03:30
Unknown_03: Oh, good.

Unknown_03: I haven't missed anything. Checked out the booby. Oh, he got that necrocata butt. That's unfortunate.

Unknown_09: Not that way.

2:04:09
Unknown_03: The elevator needs a key. Well, that's not a good opportunity. Oh, I see.

Unknown_01: there we go

2:04:56
Unknown_03: I feel like I've been here before. Oh, this is the room with the key. Okay.

Unknown_03: I understand now.

Unknown_01: So, that's locked.

Unknown_13: Let's teach you the seven habits of highly eviscerated people.

2:05:32
Unknown_03: You know, your horror game protagonist or antagonist should not make silly jokes.

Unknown_03: I'm really confused there's nothing in this room

2:06:35
Unknown_03: Checked out this. When I go up here, everyone blocks this area.

Unknown_03: But there's no fucking way he comes up here.

Unknown_03: Oh, this is a different room. Okay.

2:07:21
Unknown_03: Oh, it's good he's got that leg up so he can heal.

Unknown_03: Swearing!

Unknown_03: The Serbian guy that always yells at me for saying the Lord's name in vain, even though I'm pretty sure I don't do that, is going to get real angry at you if you do that. No, I have not been through here, because I haven't blocked this.

2:08:02
Unknown_03: But that might be going back to a previous area, probably.

Unknown_02: I guess not. Okay. Call this the end.

Unknown_03: Now I've figured out how to fuck with this guy.

Unknown_03: I guess I am supposed to kill this guy.

2:08:48
Unknown_03: Reported for looping.

Unknown_03: Why has the protagonist not said fuck this already?

Unknown_03: You get stuck really early into the game, and the whole game is trying to get out. But I mean, like, is he peeing?

Unknown_03: He's in the bathroom. I should have got his feet first.

2:09:42
Unknown_03: I can still hear him. He's dilating. Oh, okay. Sorry, I didn't mean to peep on such a private occasion.

Unknown_10: What? Really?

Unknown_03: No, no, no, no. Fuck you.

2:10:21
Unknown_03: I'm tired of that shit. He's always there when I'm trying to do stuff.

Unknown_03: Request for reassignment by Damon Annapurna. So this is a humble.lu. That's Lithuania. Or no, it's Luxembourg. So this is a Luxembourg guy. To who it may concern, this is my third time asking for reassignment after two months without an answer. I don't want to work at Massive anymore. I have been an orderly my entire adult life, but have never experienced such a consistent level of secrecy and disrespect. I even have suspicions that some of the patients may be being abused. I know personally of two of them who have been moved to the basement ward and never return. If I don't get an answer to this email, I will be forced to resign and may very well consider contacting the press. Thank you for your time. That guy is fucking... If I had suspicions that the military industrial complex was using my place of work to murder people...

2:11:49
Unknown_03: I would say I've been offered an extremely tempting offer at an Applebee's as a head waiter. And it's like, it's like a five minute drive from my work. Um, it's a little bit of a pay downgrade, but like, you know, I'll save money on gas and stuff anyways. So I'll be, I'll have, I'll be closer home to my kids.

Unknown_03: No hard feelings. I've, I've really loved working with you. I'll give you guys like a good review on, um, class doors and shit, but you know, So it's just a lateral movement that I feel compelled to take at this time because of factors that are basically out of your control. Really?

2:12:34
Unknown_03: No, I don't want to open the other door. Dumb fuck.

2:13:04
Unknown_03: Close the door! Oh my god.

Unknown_03: My dude, he got a fucking issue with these doors.

Unknown_03: Um... Oh shit.

Unknown_03: Really? Oh, the door's not... Fuck, I'm dead.

2:13:39
Unknown_03: I'm about to be killed by a man who can't open the fucking door.

Unknown_03: I've been through here before.

Unknown_03: We're doing this again and taking this over again dr. Trigger this time. I'm gonna try it this way.

Unknown_03: Oh I remember And I get to the elevator and I very quickly hit the door Really

2:14:27
Unknown_03: Oh my god, am I gonna get gamer justice on this guy? Oh no!

Unknown_03: I can't believe it. I got gamer justice on the evil... Well, he was a capitalist. They can't let him live.

Unknown_03: Oh, a trap door.

Unknown_03: I'm a better killer than Survivor, it's true.

Unknown_03: I'm almost out of batteries.

2:15:01
Unknown_03: I feel like they gave me a bunch in the beginning, and now they do not.

Unknown_03: How to make Traeger juice, step one squeeze. This is getting cringe! Why are there like, this is a horror game. There's not supposed to be like, pithy moments where the journalist's hero is like, ha ha, I win. Game of justice.

2:15:40
Unknown_03: It looks like he didn't make the cut.

Unknown_03: Dr. Werner. Dr. Traeger. Looks like crime doesn't pay.

Unknown_03: Dr. Traeger. Looks like this is your stop. Dr. Traeger. It's been fun.

Unknown_03: Dr. Traeger, I'd like my finger back. This is a big scary room.

2:16:13
Unknown_03: Oh yeah. That's about right.

Unknown_03: Any batteries in here? No. Thank god you survived. I feared that secular maniac would carve you up like the others.

Unknown_11: Meet me outside.

Unknown_11: We're close now.

2:16:55
Unknown_03: uh uh sir uh father father wilter uh we're taking your picture now you want to smile for the camera you want to smile no oh okay it's okay you don't have to if you don't want to

Unknown_03: R. Traeger at Murkoff Corp. Luxembourg. Back to the employee. Mr. Walsh, please accept the immediate resignation of Orderly 531920 David Annapur and process him as a patient of Mount Massif to treat his persecuted cordial delusions. Treatment should continue until the time of his death. Thanks, buddy.

2:17:50
Unknown_03: Why did he write like that? It's like, it's so silly.

Unknown_03: Even in death, I can't escape Plenty Man Trigger.

2:18:31
Unknown_03: Hello?

Unknown_03: At least I'm out of the fucking sewer. Oh, better.

Unknown_03: Okay, fire.

Unknown_03: Fire bad.

2:19:04
Unknown_03: That door is boarded up. Oh. Actually, I changed my mind. Fired good.

Unknown_03: Nice. Toasty.

Unknown_01: I had to burn it. All of it. Murkoff took so much from us. Used us.

Unknown_01: turned us into these things because nobody cares about a few forgotten lunatics so let it burn burn the whole goddamn thing down you would not be i i have been in a house fire i can tell you with certainty that um if you were in a place with fire like this you would not be sitting there having a normal conversation that would not be happening in case you're at all serious

2:20:01
Unknown_08: Any batteries over here?

Unknown_03: I'm not the only victim hearing that by a long shot I watch a man wait to burn to death the most painful death imaginable rather than stay in this place.

2:21:10
Unknown_03: If you're seeing things, say something. There's no shame in psychopathological proximity stress disorder, PPSD. Talk to your supervisor to get help from a Murkoff Success Council.

Unknown_03: I would advise against that.

Unknown_03: Why'd that glow red? Why is this glowing red?

Unknown_03: I feel like it's saying, hey, you're a retard. I almost ran out. I feel like I missed the sprinkler.

2:21:44
Unknown_03: Oh, I did miss the sprinkler.

Unknown_03: Wait why would you... I have to turn on two valves again? Okay.

2:22:22
Unknown_01: He's naked.

Unknown_03: Has he always been naked? Yeah, why would you stop the fire?

2:23:00
Unknown_03: I feel like this guy has a good plan going here.

Unknown_03: And that guy is trying to stop me from putting out the fire.

Unknown_03: Um...

2:23:44
Unknown_03: I'm not breathing in the mic, that's the character. Where'd it go?

Unknown_03: Is this just like a safe spot to reset?

2:24:18
Unknown_03: You can go next if you're a good little baby.

Unknown_11: Dude, gay relationships are so weird.

Unknown_03: Try to be open-minded about things, but... You know. I gotta keep it a hundred. I gotta keep this shit a hundred.

Unknown_03: April I turned the water back on so if you want to fill up the bathtub again you can.

2:25:29
Unknown_03: Fuck off!

Unknown_03: How am I supposed to get past that guy if he runs at me as soon as I turn on the light?

Unknown_03: No. I have to go that way.

2:26:05
Unknown_03: Big, big chungus, big chungus.

Unknown_03: I just want to stand there and look at him.

Unknown_03: Go away! Slap his cheeks. Hey buddy, you want a bath?

2:26:43
Unknown_02: Fuck off.

Unknown_03: I need to, like, run past him.

2:27:25
Unknown_08: There you go.

Unknown_03: Oh, there he is.

2:27:56
Unknown_03: Can I not take that? Why is... This is like an identical journalist here.

Unknown_03: Just take his footage.

Unknown_03: He's dead. You don't have to give him credit or anything.

Unknown_03: I mean, it's not like you have enough footage yourself.

Unknown_03: Okay, I guess this room is completely fucking useless. What the fuck is the point of this?

2:29:07
Unknown_03: I mean, every time I do an objective, the guy comes, right? The current objective is to turn on two pumps so I can put out the fire that's gonna burn down the building, as if I don't want that to happen.

Unknown_03: I guess because if the fire burns down the building, then what is Ben Collins, NBC News, going to do to write a story?

Unknown_03: Oh, I'm fine. Ow! Oh, I shouldn't have fought him. It's really hard to... Closing the door behind you should be easier.

2:30:03
Unknown_03: No, come on. They're gonna make me redo the entire fucking part?

2:30:56
Unknown_03: That's bullshit. That's bullshit. You can't do that.

Unknown_03: There's no way he could have known I was there unless he attacked him.

2:31:28
Unknown_03: RDM, RDM, exactly. I'm not listening to music.

2:32:00
Unknown_03: See, this is the annoying part. See, I have three batteries. I know there's that battery on the table to get. Do I keep my documents?

Unknown_03: No, I don't, right? So if I want that document... Go away.

Unknown_03: Oh, so he's not... He's not going to let me go. Go away! Hey, that's Boogie. He has cancer now. That's why he's bleeding.

2:32:46
Unknown_02: Try to sneak by him. Well, I'm just saying that his walk cycle is so long.

Unknown_02: Fuck off.

Unknown_03: And there's not, like, another way around him where I can just, like, sneak for a bit.

2:33:43
Unknown_03: Really?

Unknown_03: I'm trying to get a battery over here. You fucking mind?

Unknown_02: Asshole.

Unknown_02: Fuck off.

Unknown_03: It's easy. I definitely don't think if I was sitting alone in my room, dark, and I wasn't talking or doing anything, the game would be scarier.

2:34:21
Unknown_03: But when you're talking to people and stuff and you have your monitors on and you're making jokes and stuff, it's a little bit easier.

Unknown_03: It's not really necessary. I'm just trying to get past him to turn on the thing. This part in particular is very frustrating because it's not like there's ways around him where I can do the thing that I'm supposed to.

Unknown_03: It's just flat out prohibiting me from progressing the game.

2:35:16
Unknown_03: The vents? There are no vents.

Unknown_03: Unless I can... No, I can't. I can't take that over there.

Unknown_03: This fire would have consumed this entire building by now.

Unknown_03: Okay, I think I can turn this off. There's no... I wanna get to save point.

2:35:48
Unknown_02: There we go. Great, this is... You wanna be in here now?

Unknown_03: Is there, like, a place I'm supposed to go over there? Or am I supposed to go back over here?

2:36:26
Unknown_03: The last time I came through here, there was nothing.

Unknown_08: Go through where you had the fire.

2:37:09
Unknown_03: Oh, yeah. There was a thing here. I couldn't go past because of the guy.

Unknown_09: For some reason the kitchen is the most sanitary place in the entire hospital.

Unknown_03: I Mean I wouldn't eat something out of here, but No, it's better than the medical Okay.

2:38:34
Unknown_03: Sorry, I kind of saw the exit sign. I was like, I'm getting out of here.

Unknown_03: That was a spooky ghost. I didn't realize that this was a scary game. It's a spooky ghost.

2:39:35
Unknown_03: I don't even know your name, but I've come to think of you as my blood, my Paul. I hope you don't mind, and I don't indulge the vanity of self-pity. The fear that you're suffering is more than others. We almost endure this, and you are nearly done. There's no way to heaven but by the cross, and every man needs another to help drive the nails in. I am here for you. I'm waiting ahead.

Unknown_03: Oh, my dude. The, um... Doors appear very locked.

Unknown_03: If you are ahead of this current juncture. Can I get to him?

2:40:15
Unknown_03: I mean, I found keys to some kind of tool shed.

Unknown_03: Wow, good.

Unknown_03: Back.

Unknown_08: Back inside, that's right.

2:40:58
Unknown_07: The ghost just attacked me.

Unknown_03: Oh, that's the wall right there.

Unknown_03: Well, fuck off.

Unknown_03: I don't give a monster and shit. I don't give a spooky ghost floating out. I don't give a...

2:41:41
Unknown_03: Typical Journo gameplay.

Unknown_03: Is that what it's supposed to do?

2:42:33
Unknown_03: Okay, you know, even on the blackest fucking night when it's raining and shit, there is still light outside. And it will not be this bad. I kind of feel like if you're on the roof...

Unknown_03: You can find a way out. You know what I mean? Though I don't know. I'm not like a parkour expert.

2:43:11
Unknown_08: That was like a trash can.

Unknown_03: Damn, you climb pretty good for a guy with four fingers. I have to get out. Yeah, tell me about it. I've been here like a whole day. What's that?

2:43:48
Unknown_03: There's probably one. I can see his ghost. I bet he has a better idea.

2:44:19
Unknown_03: Oh no.

Unknown_03: I've stuck myself into the guy. There it is. He moved back and I got freed.

Unknown_03: I know that, like, the night vision thing is, like, the whole part of, like, the game's, like, physique. I'm just so sick of seeing everything green. Like, I'm outside. Give me some color. Give me some light.

2:44:50
Unknown_03: Show me some stuff.

Unknown_02: What do you do if you just run out of batteries like how the fuck do you play this game and like a higher difficulty Really?

2:45:48
Unknown_03: Are you fucking kidding me?

Unknown_03: This dude's just in all the right places in all the right places. Gonna have to break those pallets, big boy. You want me to stop and break those pallets? I'm not gonna stop.

2:46:33
Unknown_08: No I'm not That's right!

Unknown_03: Racking up those survivor points today boy

2:47:08
Unknown_03: I'm just pressing left. I don't know what... Okay.

2:47:43
Unknown_03: Even though we are outside, this place is a lot like the sister world. It's like... Can I get some light? Can I see some stuff? Really? Are you fucking kidding me? Again?

Unknown_03: Finally, some light.

2:48:39
Unknown_03: So much blood in the water, I can smell it like putting a pin in your mouth when you were a kid. The whispers are making sense. I'm looking for static. It's like an itch. I love that the guy who wrote this was like, I can smell it. It's like putting a pin in your mouth. And you're like, wait a sec. Ben Collins, NBC News, is a very serious guy. He's like a writer. He's like a journalist. The most esteemed career that a person could ever possibly want. He doesn't put pennies in his mouth.

Unknown_03: But everybody knows what that tastes like. If we clarify that he was a kid when he did it, that would be okay. That would be excusable.

2:49:18
Unknown_03: I know that the character is writing the movie, but his name is Ben Collins. He's a very serious guy.

Unknown_03: Okay.

Unknown_03: It has been three hours, chat.

Unknown_03: I think that this is the appropriate time to wrap it up. Now that I have demonstrated my true gamer abilities, they cannot be called into question.

2:49:56
Unknown_03: I will end it there. I will stream tomorrow, probably, for the same length.

Unknown_03: So, if you enjoyed this, come back tomorrow, same time. I don't know how long the game is. I think it's like 12 hours. So, whatever that is.

Unknown_03: I'll just keep going until I play it. Then I got... I want to do Alien Isolation. I'm going to play a bunch of games. I'm going to play a bunch of spooky games that a lot of people have been asking me to play and they're fun to play. I don't know, actually, if I got any donations. I don't think I even put the thing in the description because I'm a fucking... I'm the worst grifter on the planet. I don't even put my show link in the description. Oh, I did? Okay. Great. Let's see.

2:50:29
Unknown_03: I did get some super chats. I'll read them real quick.

Unknown_03: Okay. Thank you, by the way, for those people. Wow. Okay.

Unknown_03: It's more than I was expecting for a stupid game stream. Nate Higgers for 15 says, intro, outro song recommendation for a game stream? Sure. Sneed is...

Unknown_06: it's funny how many like this guy is called t sneed 98 subscribers and he's doing like a song i'll tell you what sneed is it's funny how many like shitty rappers there are that have like no one song and by the way i was playing a new worlds that game by amazon where all the knights are like black women the knights of arthur at the round table are like black women

2:51:30
Unknown_03: There's a quest called Sneed's Revenge really early in the game. He's like a farmer, and I think he's dead, and you have to avenge him or some shit. But it freaked me out. I was like, Sneed? Is he following me? Does he know that I'm here? Does he know that I'm playing this game and is trying to embarrass me for playing it? Yeah, T. Sneed. retard for 75 says when are you going to play virtual girl desktop you coward um just by the name of that it sounds like an anime thing it sounds like porn that i probably will never play don't even like don't even try to meme it because it's not happening desktop girlfriend it is like a really awkward like waifu builder it looks like

2:52:16
Unknown_03: desktop girlfriend is a desktop interactive girlfriend that allows you to use it. Oh my God. Desktop girlfriend is a desktop interactive girlfriend game that allows users to interact with their virtual girlfriend in various ways, such as interactive games, customizing her hair style, hair color, and more. So in this sentence, the iterations of desktop and the game is called desktop girlfriend. In the words, desktop girlfriend interactive appear at least four times each in a single sentence, which is very, uh,

Unknown_03: interesting for some reason the recent reviews are mostly negative but all reviews are mostly positive so i don't know what digital dream did to their desktop girlfriend um to recently to make people not like it anymore but

2:53:06
Unknown_03: Okay, so the good reviews are all jokes. The bad reviews are complaining that there's no way to make her naked. And they're also saying that the CPU or the power supply unit usage is very high, even though it's a very simple rendering. So they're suggesting that it's probably a Bitcoin miner disguised as a game. Very fun.

Unknown_03: Probably will not be playing Desktop Girlfriend.

Unknown_03: Dr. Sneed for 15 says, there's a guy in the DLC who tries to give you stink ditch surgery after making you watch him give it to another guy. Oh, well, that's probably something I'll skip. That sounds awkward. I don't need to see a penal scrotal flap vaginoplasty. I've also managed to avoid watching the gym thing that has all the surgery footage. Fuck that.

2:53:39
Unknown_03: And Mooncracker5 says, I'm scared. Don't worry. We'll get through it together. We'll get through it together.

Unknown_03: All right, well, thank you guys very much for that, for making it worth three hours. I mean, it's fun to play games and stuff, but I appreciate the support.

Unknown_03: And I'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye.

Unknown_03: Bye-bye. And then I find on my thing where the button is, and there it is. Bye-bye.