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Hello everybody, how are you?
Unknown_02: Hi, I'm doing good. Thank you for asking I Kind of I have a couple ideas. I have so many ideas for all the shit that I want to do I do not have enough me to go around That is the issue. The world needs more of me
Unknown_02: Me. That's what would solve all my issues. Second or fourth of me.
Unknown_02: Preferably more productive than I am. And less liable to bitch about shit. That would work a lot.
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So I guess I'll just I'll be casual for a bit and talk a bit hello everybody Things have slowed down so much that I don't know what to do with myself I wake up and I don't have a crisis to attend to I go to bed and I'm not afraid of Missing out on something I'm trying to find my footing as a free man walking walking the streets and
Unknown_02: on my own volition and it has manifested this weekend working on rust again not the video game i've been uh well i i'll save that for the stream but i basically i have a reason to work on a sort of like a replacement for cloud flare because right now i kind of have like eight different things i'm playing with
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There's a HA proxy by fat Chan. And by the way, even though I don't really have like an association with Thomas Lynch, the guy that owns fat Chan, people are DDoS attacking like, uh, fat Chan, just because I use the same DDoS protection software that the guy that wrote it, um,
Unknown_02: published, which is just to show you how insane these people are.
Unknown_02: That's peak fucking insanity. I'm also using Hot DOS, but that's made by Indians, and it does its job, but it's kind of fucking jankish shit, and...
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Unknown_02:
Um, I don't trust it. Basically, I don't trust that there's not some way they can turn it off, even though it's installed on my own servers and it doesn't really do everything that I need. So there's probably no single replacement that I, my, my use case, the, the Kiwi farms use case is so unique that, um,
Unknown_02: There is no software suite that's going to do everything that I need it to do. So I've been kind of playing around with that and trying to make my own way, try to MGTOW and build something. So I had some success with that today. I found a way to use Rust to write extensions to a web server so that I can customize the behavior, drop requests, filter requests, show error pages, et cetera.
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and I can use that to build into something that will hopefully service the forum long term. And now it is 6 p.m., and I am resolved to playing a little bit of video games and talk to my chat and enjoy my afternoon. I heard the Mariah Carey song today, in case you're wondering why that's featured on the forum. I heard the Mariah Carey, All I Want for Christmas is You, while going outside and
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uh now you have to hear it it's like with the ring when when you hear the mariah carey song you have to see you will die in seven days unless you hear it makes other people hear the mariah carey song unfortunately for europeans um the the the bulwark the bull bulwark the protective shield of thanksgiving does not exist to keep the vile hordes of mariah carey away from civilized folk um
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until until December so it's even worse in the Philippines I mentioned this before but you start hearing Christmas music literally in July it's fucking July and you're in the mega mart buying your uh empanadas and you're you're listening to fucking Mariah Carey and uh the be happy song from the
Unknown_02: Evil Incorporated. There was a really creepy, I know I'm completely off topic from the fucking video game shit, and this should probably be for like a Maddie thing, but I remember when I was in the Philippines and it's July, you're shopping for empanadas and getting fat off cheap ass empanadas in Mega Mart. And it's either Christmas music or I swear to God, I swear this is not a joke. At the break of the hour, like when it turns like five and then turns six, the song Be Happy plays on the radio over the overhead announcers. and all the employees are required to do a dance to this song i don't know what the i think the the evil ink thing or despicable me thing is like so popular in the philippines that they like mandate that the wages do a wagey shuffle to this song to inspire confidence in their consumers
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It really is the most bizarre thing. I've never experienced anything like it. It's like if they cracked a whip and made all the fucking old people and retarded people and black people that work at Walmart do a dance to.
Unknown_02: Would you, it would be a really, really embarrassing song to dance. I mean, any pop song is how about that Fetty Wap song that I play that everyone seems to hate. I got a Glock in my Rari and they all have to like do a dance. They have to shuffle to it as they're sitting in their Walmart things.
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Unknown_02:
Um, but anyways, okay. Let me, let me look at the fucking, I was, I've been trying to talk while pulling up the donation thing. So I can see that while I'm playing.
Unknown_02: I have completely and utterly failed to accomplish those because I've been distracted Liz flaunt faced on gun says trans rights or human rights have sex in sack and Thank you. That's sure. He does look like a thwomp and His idea of sex is a consent accident and near for two says play Metal Gear Solid 1 door These streams are always fun to watch and everyone has their own unique way of playing through those games also leak your specs No, that's not happening. Um
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As okay, here's my plan for the video game stuff for this stream because it's just like a casual whatever the fuck on sunday I am going to play i'm going to try to finish and if I if I get stuck on some bullshit I'm going to skip past the level but i'll play through the the rest of the palestine game And then i'll just play some dead by daylight and i'll just chill for a bit Um for about two hours and um to touch base because what I would like to do is stream for about two hours a day on weekdays and um
Unknown_02: And go through a couple campaigns like over christmas. It would be fun to do horror movies because I didn't get to do anything over um halloween it'd be fun to play through I think People keep asking to play outlast which seems like too scary for me. I'm not like a horror person So my reactions to these will be very genuine if I decide to go this route of prostitution on the internet um, there's outlast there is um
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Unknown_02:
What was the other one? It was like Space something. You're like, oh, Alien Isolation. These games. But they're quite long. They're like 20 hours, 10 to 20 hours. So you have to play them over a couple weeks. Like two streams. I can have a campaign that goes over the entire Christmas break and stuff. These are...
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These are my thoughts. Because what I would like to do, this is like my DSP segment where I just ramble about the state of affairs and the time I had ants in my apartment.
Unknown_02: What I would like to do is build out a video game channel where I can play games and stuff and make just a little bit of money off of it. And then I would also like to take my streams, which I cannot put on YouTube because they're the wrongest thing. And have somebody who already clips my shit, like Tanuki or the Slabbermite guy, find interesting bits, interesting tangents that occur in a stream, crop out anything that's like TOS on YouTube, and then host it and split the ad rev. And we'll have a kick clips channel. Because I think that would benefit the streams long term and it would create some money. And it sounds like I'm talking about money a lot. It's because I'm thinking about how to, because the setbacks of trying to self-host everything are expensive. And I would also like to hire people to help me. Like by reach now exceeds my grasp. I'm trying to build my own Cloudflare in a way. It would be very nice to have somebody I can because right now I can't trust anyone I can't like give people access to my shit because they're fucking weirdos on the internet It would be nice to have someone I am paying Who I can sue who I can life ruin if he fucks with my shit, you know what I mean?
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so I'm thinking about a lot of stuff I'm stretched right then and this is the first time that I've really had a moment to pause and really just everything that's been happening recently 2% Jewish.
Unknown_02: You can trust me. Yeah, I'm sure.
Unknown_02: VTuber. Oh, my God. Konnichiwa.
Unknown_02: Maddie Fandeska.
Unknown_02: Today we're going to play Pantsu Simulator. We're going to try on all the Pantsu. There's this great game where you put on the Pantsu, and then you walk around, and you're thinking, oh, my God, I really am a little girl. This is what everybody wants. This is the true content.
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Unknown_02:
Okay for son al-aqsa And God inshallah I will be able to launch this game without incident Okay, here we go
Unknown_02: working on it keep the music on this time yeah yeah sorry i paused it for that was a mistake is it i imported i i just set up a new computer and i had new m2 drives and i didn't um import all my data this time i got my obs configuration so there should be no issues let me see if i can add add this i'm looking for the game
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Unknown_05:
If I was a true professional, I would have had this already pulled up, but alas, I am just some fucking guy.
Unknown_02: do a recap of the story so far okay a guy fresh out of training um infiltrated a tops okay well i say a guy a palestinian warrior for uh allah uh fresh out of training goes to a top secret idf camp steals um the blueprints to a drone murders or rather kills 15 IDF murderer terrorists and then guns down another drone in one of the most exciting air combat sequences of any video game ever then fresh off the heels of this mission he infiltrates the Mossad itself deep in Tel Aviv and kills a Mossad chief and steals the blueprints for the invasion of the West Bank
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And also kills a bunch of people to recover a Duracell battery. Then, after this, he goes to Jerusalem, and there is a mass rape happening, a mass murder, mass rape ongoing, and he intervenes and successfully, completely successfully, manages to take down three IDF jet planes by fueling a rocket silo with...
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With, uh, Diesel down laying about. And... Oh, jeez. Oh, I clicked! Okay. Please work.
Unknown_08: Please work.
Unknown_02: Please work.
Unknown_02: no it's not working give me a second i'm working i'm gonna fix it i don't think i missed any details in the game plot though that's that's about right that about sums it up oh wait i did see it composition no this is totally correct please work yeah oh my god music i just want music i'll just drop it a bit okay that seems right
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Okay, tell me if you can't hear anything while I'm playing. Okay, play a game. Missions.
Unknown_02: Old City of Jerusalem. We beat that completely successfully. Oh, no, wait. I forgot to mention this one.
Unknown_02: He blows up a bunch of the tanks and downs an attack helicopter. This is the one that we got stuck at. The Gaza City one.
Unknown_02: Camp Gabor. We're at this one now.
Unknown_02: Um start I don't know why the start button is not at the top but it is not Can you play as a woman? No No, you play as a knight of the al-aqsa mosque, you know, there's a weird thing in the al-aqsa mosque. It's right next to a big uh temple Mission lot. Oh, it's really gonna make me play the other fucking mission. Oh fuck. We're going back to the jets boys
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Unknown_02:
All right this time I know what to do i'm gonna have to wait for So last time I played I could not beat this level because the cut scene for the you have to destroy three jets And to do that you have to fire missiles, but when you fire the missile There's a cut scene the jets are constantly shooting at you and the cut scenes do not pause the attacks So you get blown up while you're watching a cut scene Okay, here we go
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Unknown_02:
I remember this is sketched into my brain now. The layout of this map.
Unknown_01: Already kind of fucking up.
Unknown_01: That's right, it's F. Now we're talking.
Unknown_02: I'm getting back into it, don't you worry.
0:15:58
Unknown_02:
You see that incoming air strike thing that's the fuck up That was like not a head shot I literally shot him in the back of the head I feel it This is the one boys
Unknown_03: I like that midair a lot.
Unknown_02: That's my favorite Okay, wait for the airstrike this time you ready Now that I want the effect to happen
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Unknown_02:
Here it comes. Hide. Okay, that was it.
Unknown_02: Unskippable cutscene of fucking death. Alright, that's one down boys. We got this. Oh that's right, he can double jump. I forgot. That's a really important thing in this game.
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Unknown_01:
All right, we're cleaning them out this is the one I can feel it Oh, I'm gonna die actually
Unknown_02: That one guy across the fucking way almost got me on this great run on the best run. This is unacceptable I feel like i'm I forgot to pick up somebody that's on the way Oh
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Unknown_02:
All right, I got freaked out because I heard the thing coming. I love it!
Unknown_01: That's their key.
Unknown_02: We're doing it, boys.
Unknown_02: We're in there. I have to beat this game because it's a gift from a member of the forum fighting for his country.
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Unknown_06:
I forgot he was dead.
Unknown_02: Another diesel gallon. What the fuck's in there?
Unknown_02: I'm going to go back to the missile that was on the other side, but the guy that almost killed me.
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Unknown_02:
This is also a good excuse to keep farming up health packs. Because you can heal over 100? Yeah, you can.
Unknown_02: Okay, airstrike just happened. Alright, we're good, we're good.
Unknown_02: All right, keep working keeping tabs boys. This is the one I don't know. Fuck. I was supposed to go there. I don't know where to get him
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Unknown_02:
You know, you can say whatever you want about, like, Palestinians and shit. At least they have, like, actual problems that they're, like, fighting for. As opposed to, like, the West, where it's just like, oh no, people are saying bad words that I don't like.
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Unknown_02:
Can I not go that way?
Unknown_02: Okay. Chantel. I have to save Chantel. This is also as a cutscene. I'm going to wait for the next episode, I think.
Unknown_02: They don't want to explode We are super we are super restored on hp Come on airstrike come on airstrike there it is Yeah, I hear it
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Unknown_02:
Um, I need one more diesel gallon to launch that missile.
Unknown_02: One more set. We're all Gucci. I think the last diesel is in the store here.
Unknown_02: I'm into this.
Unknown_02: After I launch this one, there won't be any more airstrikes, right?
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Unknown_02:
The timer definitely cuts down as you start blowing them up, which is unfortunate because I want the next one to happen as soon as possible.
Unknown_02: We did it. We beat the IDF, the final boss.
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Unknown_02:
Okay, IDF done. I have to save some people, I think.
Unknown_02: One more civilian I Have the keys I've destroyed the Jets I have not killed all the IDF guys I Think there's some up here
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Unknown_02:
Oh, I have to destroy this too, I guess. Oh, I have to find C4. Okay. Four more enemies.
Unknown_03: And I have to find C4. Okay. I can do this.
Unknown_08: What happened?
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Unknown_01:
Only one more inshallah Now i'm real nervous he could be anywhere that motherfucker Spring out where you least the sneakiest of the idea Please can't
Unknown_07: Okay, let's see what's up there.
Unknown_02: All civilians rescued. Okay, we're making good time, good progress. Not there anymore.
Unknown_02: Lots of flags in this game. There's a flag in jail. Oh! Okay. I like...
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Unknown_02:
Okay, C4 done.
Unknown_02: Backtracking to try to find that last guy. I really don't know where he's at.
Unknown_02: Probably in the buildings on the other side near the blue beret guy. That's what I'm thinking.
0:27:03
Unknown_02:
Can you imagine dying to that? I thought I was going to explode again. I really didn't want that to happen.
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Unknown_02:
A man is allowed to be startled, okay? I'm really screwed for this, I have no fucking idea what this- AH! I did it!
Unknown_02: Saving checkpoint. Oh my god. I did it. I cannot fucking believe it now. They saved me a checkpoint Holy shit, let's just drop out of the sky Take cover under idea I don't think jets fly like that
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Unknown_02:
Brother for me, you know.
Unknown_02: You know this game is like 20 gigabytes, it's like big it's like three times as big as vicky 3 Although I bet you what that is is all the sound files in it are uncompressed They're like waves and they're like 40 50 plus gigabytes or megabytes each Look every like this sound right here the little gun thing falling down is like an uncompressed Uh premium sound effect that's like 50 megabytes each Okay Mission six back where I want it to be
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Unknown_02:
Camp Gabor is an Israeli military camp located close to Kiryat Shmona. That's literally the Michael Jackson song. Kiryat Shmona, a city in the northern district of Palestine on the western slopes of the Hula Valley near the Lebanese border.
Unknown_02: Briefing, this camp is responsible for maintaining security along the Lebanese border and is a communication central and military warehouse for the Zionist occupation forces. Your mission is to infiltrate this camp, destroy all its communications equipment, supplies, and escape. I'm missing a comma there. Step one, destroy communication antennas with drones. Step two, disable security spotlights. Step three, sabotage military radios. Step four, destroy military supply boxes.
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Step five, the obligatory, kill all Zionist soldiers.
Unknown_03: You can't do that in CSGO.
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Unknown_02:
Entering phantom mode Oh, yeah, i'm a stinky boy the sneakiest boy Super sneaky Just a just a ghost nobody knows what's going on with me But am I not allowed to use this
Unknown_02: Um, I can't make this quieter.
Unknown_02: Okay, retry mission. Oh, I didn't get the martyr screen because I didn't die. Okay, so I guess I can't kill... I can't kill the soldiers?
Unknown_02: Can I destroy these? What am I supposed to destroy first?
0:32:01
Unknown_01:
No, that's not working.
Unknown_07: No.
Unknown_02: I'm still too undercover right now.
Unknown_02: Nope, that didn't work.
Unknown_02: Honestly, what the fuck am I supposed to be destroying here? Do a barrel roll.
Unknown_02: Read the objectives.
0:32:35
Unknown_02:
I did read the objectives.
Unknown_01: The IDF needs to fix this. This is a faulty transformer. That didn't work.
Unknown_01: Should I destroy these?
Unknown_02: Oh no.
Unknown_02: I really...
0:33:07
Unknown_02:
The dishes. Okay. This time I will try the dishes.
Unknown_01: Ah. Now this is the kind of phantom mode stealth. It of course is destroying the antennas with giant photon torpedoes. Talking about that stealthy shit right there.
Unknown_01: Okay, now what?
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Unknown_02:
Come back to entry point. Oh. Okay, now that this extremely lethal drone has served its purpose, I can retire it. I do not want to use this to kill the soldiers. I want to do that with my own hands, like a man, like a soldier of Allah. The Quran says...
Unknown_02: that you should never use a secret drone to kill soldiers safely. You should only use your knife and your guns, your AK-47.
Unknown_02: This is direct quote from Prophet Muhammad. Only Jews use drones, basically, is what he says. Where's the entry point?
0:34:14
Unknown_02:
Hello?
Unknown_02: Have you seen the entry point? Is it over here?
Unknown_02: I'm very lost. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
0:34:47
Unknown_02:
Is it over here? Ah, there I am. Okay, we're back, boys. We're back.
Unknown_02: Okay, so I can't... This is one of those stealthy missions where I have to be careful not to trip the alarm.
Unknown_02: I have to be very careful not to trip the security cameras, though not a single fucking thing other than that actually matters.
Unknown_02: I remember this now.
0:35:22
Unknown_02:
See, that guy's like a secret road warrior. There is armor here, and I'm going with that, to begin with.
Unknown_02: Cuckoo stars they can't believe the idea And they really don't
0:36:16
Unknown_02:
Just don't trip the fucking alarm. That's the only thing I cannot do.
Unknown_02: Get fucked.
Unknown_01: I like my pistol. Where did my pistol go? Oh, hell yeah. Now I'm talking.
0:36:55
Unknown_02:
This is some good music. I'm enjoying this. I feel like I'm being culturally enriched as I listen to this music.
Unknown_00: What's, why is there a thing right here?
0:37:30
Unknown_02:
Someone figure out why this is there. Report back to me, I'm reading chat.
Unknown_06: Swedish folk song You need to find jammer driver I gotta reload that's why you get those extended mags
0:38:18
Unknown_02:
Hey, I lost all my armor. The fucking, the guys with the rays are such assholes.
Unknown_03: Yeah, I like the pistol cause it's accurate.
Unknown_06: Uh, the fucking carbine is a piece of shit.
Unknown_02: I can shoot him. Fucker.
0:38:53
Unknown_01:
I'm running out of bullets, though.
Unknown_01: I really don't know what the fuck that is.
Unknown_00: It's good about spotlight. Spotlight deactivated.
0:39:35
Unknown_06:
Good. That's what I want.
Unknown_02: He didn't hear nothing. This guy right here didn't hear nothing.
Unknown_00: I was gonna try to stealth him, but for some reason, me switching weapons made him look. He ruined my thing.
0:40:07
Unknown_00:
I need to find a jam.
Unknown_02: I already found a jamming device. It's a one-use jam.
Unknown_02: What a piece of shit.
Unknown_00: I know what it's doing. Who's shooting at me? Because they're fucking dead.
0:41:00
Unknown_00:
He destroyed his own supply box. What an asshole. I didn't see them.
Unknown_01: What's up? I have to find another jammer.
Unknown_02: Seriously, where are the jammers at? I'm like a retard.
Unknown_01: What's going on right now?
Unknown_01: a shotgun oh jesus how incredibly dangerous what is that
0:42:02
Unknown_02:
What's this for?
Unknown_00: Oh!
Unknown_02: Oh, I get it. Those are the jammers, but they're above you.
Unknown_02: Oh, I already have a jammer. Okay, I have to use the jammer that I have in my inventory first. And then if I go back and jump at that pointer, it will turn off. Okay.
0:42:33
Unknown_02:
Jammer gone.
Unknown_02: Okay, this is... What the fuck is this?
Unknown_02: A true mystery. What the fuck that's supposed to be?
Unknown_02: Maybe I have to double jump to get it? Poo poo holes. I feel like the poo poo hole is supposed to go under the thing.
0:43:11
Unknown_02:
Okay, I have thoroughly double jumped all over this place.
Unknown_02: Whatever that's supposed to be, I'm not getting it.
Unknown_02: Be taller, wow.
Unknown_02: I filled up the first step.
Unknown_02: Okay, spotlight gone.
Unknown_02: No spotlights left. Okay, everything's doing great so far. If that was a red beret, I could've fucking died right there.
0:43:46
Unknown_04:
I can't move up. I love it. I don't even do it.
Unknown_02: Okay, Josh, don't fuck this up. I'm gonna go back for health, actually. I don't trust that motherfucker. He's, like, looking at me funny.
Unknown_02: Where did my shotgun go?
Unknown_02: Ah, there it is. Okay.
0:44:18
Unknown_02:
Hold up.
Unknown_02: can i like sneak up behind him and like kill him in one shot i'm gonna try it watch me i want to throw this entire game by trying to stab this guy no i guess i can't get to that window uh otherwise i would totally try it
0:45:01
Unknown_02:
Okay, Jimmer There's no more guys to shoot though, right?
Unknown_01: I'm already there it is there's one green over there that's the radio that's the jet I
0:46:09
Unknown_01:
Something to find out after I blow this up.
Unknown_06: What's the deal with the jammer?
Unknown_02: The secret hidden jammer.
Unknown_02: I mean, I think that going one by one and disabling the fucking ham radios is not necessary when I take out the satellites.
Unknown_02: This is definitely meant to be the final jammer. I just can't get it. Okay, hold up.
0:46:41
Unknown_02:
How did I get it? I threw a grenade in there and that made me pick up the jammer?
Unknown_02: Am I- am I not an amazing- I am the best gamer that has ever lived. I am a fucking genius. You don't have to teach me.
0:47:24
Unknown_01:
I got this one unlocked.
Unknown_00: Cannot I am I'm the best liberator pilot in planetside. Okay, you cannot take me down I was trying the invasive maneuvers. He's trying invasive maneuvers.
Unknown_00: He has no idea what he's messing with Oh my god
0:48:06
Unknown_02:
I mean at this point the idea shouldn't stop fucking around this guy is just gonna systematically dismantle them
Unknown_02: Okay, Mission 7, the Shizofan Armored Corps Base. Location, Shizofan Armored Corps Base, a military base built by the United States of America for Zionist forces in the Middle East of the Negev Desert. Briefing, Israeli occupation forces developed a new battle tank variant. They're preparing a military training exercise in the Shizofan base to test this new tank and its firepower. Their mission is to infiltrate the base, hijack the tank prototype, and destroy the entire base with all its soldiers and vehicles. Step one, hijack the tank. Two, destroy all the enemy tanks. Destroy all the IDF helicopters. Eliminate all Zionist soldiers. And five, destroy all IDF fighter jets, my favorite. So this one sounds armor-oriented.
0:49:04
Unknown_02:
Get ready for an Allahu Akbar. Soldier one, have you heard about the training exercise?
Unknown_03: What's he talking about?
0:49:37
Unknown_02:
No I Have a feeling of the guy who made this game really really does not like IDS soldiers Just the thought
Unknown_06: You cannot stop me.
Unknown_06: Oh no, I've been stopped actually.
0:51:02
Unknown_02:
At the world of pink this shit, maybe that's what it is. It's like a beer shot from behind. It's like extra damage It's just like a really big world of tanks family likes put the most time on that The physics of the tank are incredible if you get hit from the back. It's a game over
Unknown_01: In for the tracks, in for the tracks. Oh my god, that was a double kill.
0:51:39
Unknown_01:
Everything's going pretty well. I'm afraid there's like a mine or something. It really feels like I hit on mine. I
0:52:50
Unknown_01:
Action from behind that should be there should be so much to damage Brian
Unknown_02: How did I miss the tank? Is that it right there?
0:53:26
Unknown_02:
Oh, there we go. Tanks aren't considered dead until they despawn.
Unknown_02: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Unknown_00: Oh, I'm being rammed! I'm being rammed by the fucking psycho jets!
Unknown_00: These are some of the best, oh my god, how am I supposed to hit these? They have no strength patterns, they're fucking crazy.
0:54:08
Unknown_00:
Oh god, I'm eating shit, I'm eating shit.
Unknown_01: I'm eating so much shit. I'm going down fast.
0:55:13
Unknown_01:
I'm reclaiming control of the situation, Chef.
Unknown_00: Ah, I got one.
0:56:34
Unknown_00:
It's so loud, chat. It's so loud.
Unknown_02: Yeah, so we're trying out the hover jet. This is like when I fought them before. I know how to do it now.
Unknown_01: This is a typical life in Palestine, unfortunately. That's what he's trying to raise awareness of.
0:57:20
Unknown_01:
We did it boys!
Unknown_01: The Palestinians are coming back!
Unknown_02: Ends Lahav Warship. INS Lahav Warship, a Sa'ar 5-class corvette of the Israeli Navy, moored at the Mediterranean Sea near the port of Haifa. Briefing, Lahav Blade is one of the most important warships of the Israeli Navy. It took part in many attacks against the Palestinians, like the Lebanon War and Gaza Raid. Its mission is to infiltrate the ship, plant bombs, kill enemies, assassinate the chief of the Israeli Navy, and destroy the ship. Step 1. Find swimming equipment. 2. Plant explosives under ship hull. 3. Enter ship. 4. Eliminate all Zionist soldiers. And 5. Assassinate the chief of the Israeli Navy. U.S. loves everything that we forget. Port Nautila. Oh, no cool entries in this stuff.
0:58:40
Unknown_01:
What am I doing here?
Unknown_02: The deep water scares me. Oh my god, what the fuck?
Unknown_02: I guess we're not going by underwater is invisible logic here. Oh, and I have a sound system.
Unknown_01: That's nice.
Unknown_07: this game is really ambitious yeah it's like a lot of um
0:59:27
Unknown_02:
Unreal assets downloaded from the store and just kind of like this I get I'm sure it took a lot of work. I don't wanna like Denigrate the guy and be like, oh, well, he didn't do any real coding and stuff But yeah, it is making the absolute use most suicide of them unreal assets that you could possibly get away with which is perfect makes up What matters is the story and the story here is really solid really hard I
1:00:11
Unknown_02:
just like a arabic navy song are there a lot of those i imagine didn't the ottomans and the mamluks and have navies
Unknown_01: This is the Knights of the Al-Aqsa Mosque
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Unknown_02:
Like I'm really afraid of deep water and it took me a long time when I played What's the sea game where you build a base?
Unknown_02: What oh you got the fucking gig I'm gonna die. Oh, I killed that guy on that boat.
Unknown_01: Oh
Unknown_01: I literally cannot see what I'm doing.
Unknown_02: I'm shooting at the light. Ah, I got him too. Fuck off.
Unknown_02: Not taking me down. Yes, Subnautica. When I played that game, I did play a lot of it. I had to...
1:01:42
Unknown_02:
I had to really, really try and force myself to explore past the shallow water. Because it's just like, I hate it. I just hate the feeling. It's so terrifying to me.
Unknown_01: That's on crypto crash, I hope it doesn't It's important His barrow trauma the game where it's like a submarine I Remember watching
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Unknown_02:
What's the game about? No, not the game. The movie that's about the Germans. Das Boot. I watched that, and that's pretty fucking scary.
Unknown_02: Just if you're not into water.
Unknown_02: I am so fucking close to being dead.
1:03:09
Unknown_02:
Like... I don't know how... Like, okay.
Unknown_02: This is the appropriate... Like, this kind of shit is like... You have to fix this for your game before you release it. They should not be able to snipe you with a thousand bullets from ten... You know, a hundred meters away while you're ten feet in the water.
1:03:51
Unknown_02:
Like if you're if you're doing this and you're sinking this fucking boat, why do you need to kill the sailors? They're gonna like drown We have to kill the chief of the Navy It's like sinking boat Jeff resigned his sharks
Unknown_02: They can smell my coins. That's right. I forgot to... I took with me a couple silver coins. And I can just... They immediately know where that's at. I can just blow it.
1:04:42
Unknown_02:
Checkpoint. Oh my god. He gave me a checkpoint. What a fucking what a chat Take that off now, it's probably really heavy Oh No
Unknown_02: I mean, you got it on a gunpoint. You need to... Oh no, I've been up to ascertain... I've been ascertaining. Oh no, never mind.
1:05:17
Unknown_02:
Nice try, guy. This boy is not going down so easy.
Unknown_02: Oh, ah! Ow, that would really hurt.
Unknown_02: That's not the...
1:09:29
Unknown_08:
Oh, no, no, no! Thank you for watching. Thank you very much.
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Subtitles by Subtitle Workshop Bye. Bye-bye. Thanks for watching!
1:49:11
Unknown_02:
So I looked into it, and they have an interesting election system where it's like they each vote like three times. They vote like a bunch of times, and they can vote for a bunch of parties, or they can vote for one party a bunch of times.
Unknown_02: But then it's funny because it's like that's a great way to have a bunch of parties, and they do have multiple parties that get seats in the parliament or whatever the fuck they call it, the bundes tag.
Unknown_02: and uh but then it's like they they break into coalitions anyway so there's like still a two-party system it's just a coalition government instead but it's basically the same exact fucking thing the losers don't get anything so it's not quite first past the post but it's not practically it's not any better anyways um
1:50:02
Unknown_02:
And then, of course, you get the conservative group, the only one, the ADF, AFD, and then they don't matter. Because they're just considered Nazis. So they have a bunch of seats in the Congress, and then nobody can do anything with them. You can't pass legislation with the AFD on your side because then you're passing Nazi legislation.
Unknown_02: Germany is in a really bad place and it's a guilt is baked into them. You ever meet a German at the bar?
Unknown_02: Germans are very strange.
Unknown_02: Talk to a German guy drinking beer, German beer, of course, very patriotic because, you know, Germany's got the best beer. And he said, I'm from America. And he's like, ah, Trump country. And you don't have any health care, right?
1:50:43
Unknown_02:
Germany has the best health care system. And we don't have private schooling because we don't want our weirdo religious people teaching their kids crazy religious nonsense like there's no evolution. So we don't have homeschooling. And we teach them the best education possible. with the proper retelling of history. We have the best medicine. We have the best mathematicians and the best this and that. And then we're taken care of when we retire because we have the best social security system in the best world. And our democracy is one of the youngest, but one of the best. It's conceived very well. It's a very fair system. It's a perfect democracy. It's not a perfect democracy, no such thing, but it's a very good democracy. And then you go, ah, so Germany is the best country in the world, you think? And he goes, oh, no, I didn't say that.
1:51:17
Unknown_02:
what the fuck else is there you got the best everything my kneesy what what else what what country do you think is better has better of those things and that what what constitutes is the best country if not for those characteristics and say ah germans country with less migrants yeah well
1:52:07
Unknown_02:
such as it is okay that by daylight is not booting up that's okay uh two streams entirely dedicated to this fun little game i'll rebrand them throw up the um the banner for the the knights of of of al aksa and i'll just make them their own things and they won't have little tacked on footage at the end like the uh the dota 2 footage they played before
Unknown_02: and uh i guess i'll see you guys when i see you unless you're german because i'm probably going to finish my little project to ban germans and austrians from the forum um in the upcoming days if not tomorrow then later on now i'll try to if i do decide that i'm going to do like a um a horror game playthrough uh because outlast has been heavily requested then i um i'll announce that a couple days ahead of time
1:52:59
Unknown_05:
Did I play Noita? No, I've never heard of that.
Unknown_05: Oh, well.
Unknown_02: I'll see you when I see you. Take it easy.
Unknown_05: Bye-bye.
Unknown_02: Bye-bye, I said, and then I clicked the stop.