0:00:03 Unknown_03: Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. How are you? Unknown_03: I apologize. I have completely reformatted Windows once again. I've gotten to a point with my laziness where I don't even bother to try and fix things anymore. I simply... Unknown_03: I simply reinstall everything. I just start from scratch over again. I cannot fucking be bothered at this point in time to ever try and fix anything. I just reformat and do whatever. Show specs. No, I'm not. I will not be showing this. I feel bad buying a new computer. I have done so. So now I have a proper streaming setup. I should be able to do everything that I want to. 0:00:34 Unknown_03: So the stream, which I have set up for the dedicated few who are available on a Wednesday to show up to a random broadcast at what is probably noon your time. I did not really have an idea of what I wanted to do. I just knew that I had some spare time today. Everything is nice and stable. So I will commit myself to playing some video games for the fan zone. 0:01:07 Unknown_03: And actually I'm so far behind on this that I don't even have like the donation alerts or anything. I'll just pop that on real quick. But I thought about it and I decided what I probably want to do is... Unknown_03: A long time ago, to give you some context, because context is important and such, there was a guy on my forum, and he made a video game, and he begged me to play it. He said I'd really like it. It means a lot to him, of course. Don't worry, that's me just setting up everything and making a fucking ass of myself. I'd probably like it. My stream would probably like it. And it caused some controversy. So it's strange to have an indie game developer on the Kiwi Farms who is also causing some issues. If you don't know, he released a game called... I think it's the Warriors of Al-Aqsa Mosque, which is a real mosque. And he's a real Palestinian. He is very anti-Israel, and especially anti-Israel Defense Force, the IDF. um and he released this game uh for son al axa and he and he begged me to play it he said uh i would he actually gave me a code for it i think it's free now but he gave me a code to play it so um this is i'm not joking about this he did post on the forum he advertised his game he got a lot of positive feedback from people and he said that uh he was very gracious for the for going into a community advertising his game and actually getting positive feedback for once so he asked me to play it on stream i put that off for probably three years i've had this game installed on my uh my 10 terabyte spare hard drive um ready to go at a moment's notice and i have never pulled the trigger so let me set my obs over here i am going to 0:02:22 Unknown_03: yeah don't even um it's just a little bit it's unreal i think it's it's not properly released because when i tried playing it um like oh god i don't know how i can even show you this it's like a little menu that pops up can i actually show you without too much issue aha i can i think 0:03:34 Unknown_03: Or does that not want to work? Maybe if I open it, it'll want to work? No, it doesn't want to capture. Okay, it doesn't want to capture. That's fine. It's a menu, and you configure the video settings here, and then you can actually go to play. So I'm going to try to launch the game this time. Unknown_03: See, let's gauge them. See, I haven't turned off notifications for everything, so I'm going to have to quit that out just outright. Unknown_03: I'll check my messages later. It takes a second to launch. Yeah, yeah, you can't see it. That's okay. I'm booting the game up now. I've already completed the tutorial because it has a very strict keyboard layout, and... You can't really configure it. It's obviously very inspired by CSGO because you start, as all games are, because you start out holding a knife and you just walk around with your knife until you figure out how to pull out a weapon. 0:04:10 Unknown_03: I can't sneeze. I know, I know. Give me a second. It takes a while to boot up. I'm not actually sure why. Probably because everything is on a regular hard drive. Unknown_03: It's actually going to fight me. Unknown_03: I might have to... Is there really not one? I literally booted this up and it works just fine. 0:04:44 Unknown_03: No, it's definitely playing because I can see that Steam recognizes the executable. Unknown_03: Okay, we'll just wait a bit, chat, and talk about the IDF. Unknown_03: Al-Aqsa Warriors is to KF as Minecraft is to V. I'm not actually sure if it's reached that level of popularity yet, but... Unknown_03: We'll see. While I'm doing that, I can fix my OBS, which is the most exciting part of every stream that I do. It says that my bitrate is too low, but my bitrate is very fucking high, so I do not know what it's bitching about. Oh, it is actually pretty low. Okay, hold up. I can fix that. Ah! I see a splash screen. I see a knight of Allah looking at me. Knights of Al-Aqsa Mas. I see the Unreal Engine thing. Okay. it's coming boys it's coming you just gotta wait up my screens are flickering let me see if i can capture it now hold up i got this oh obs is minimized and it's on the wrong screen again oh come on how do i do this 0:06:00 Unknown_03: I have the game minimized, but it's, it's like OBS. What if I press alt enter to make it go back over to, to OBS, then game capture. Ah, this is it. This is the winning ticket. This is how you do it. Okay. Unknown_03: Game capture. Go back to it. I see it. I see it. I can put it back on live now. Okay, this is exciting chat. Studio mode. Aha! We have done it. We have put the game on the thing. Now let me go ahead and change the volume. 0:06:37 Unknown_03: Not really... Not really looking at indication of how loud it actually is, so... Unknown_03: This seems fine. If it's not fine, I will fuck with it again. Unknown_03: Okay, very exciting, very exciting. Unknown_01: Okay. Unknown_03: So I'm getting... Mission. I've already done the training camp. Unknown_03: So this is Camp Ariel Sharon. Can everybody hear me fine? Are we all good on this, on the audio front? Unknown_03: It is a horse. Horses are important to Islam. The Bedouin, the Arabs, the soldiers, they had a proud tradition of cavalry. The horse is a very honored animal in Islam, from what I understand. Okay, let's do this. 0:07:21 Unknown_03: Okay, mission to Camp Ariel Sharon. Camp Ariel Sharon, also called the City of Training Bases, is a complex of military bases in southern Palestine near the Negev Desert belonging to the Israel Occupation Forces. Camp is majorly used for training new Zionist soldiers to develop new weaponry technology. Your mission is to infiltrate the School for Logistics Baha'i 6, destroy all missile launchers, steal the drone prototype, and eliminate all IDF soldiers. So... First mission out the gate. The training mission was like walk around a bit and shoot some targets. 0:08:02 Unknown_03: And now... What do you mean now? It's laggy. Oh my god. Unknown_03: Bitrate is too high. What the fuck does that mean? Come on now. Unknown_03: Bitrate should be just fine. Video. Unknown_03: Output. 6,000 kilobits per second. Am I not able to accomplish that? 0:08:40 Unknown_03: Um... Unknown_03: I do have my VPN on I wonder if I try to pipe this through the split tunnel if it will just simply crash everything um well now would be the time to figure that out wouldn't it because everyone says that it's like too it's too shitty to actually to actually play okay that's a problem I do want to I want to make sure that when I tackle the threat here at this Israeli military base that everybody can see what I'm doing without any issue 0:09:16 Unknown_03: Such as life. Okay. Let's work. Okay. It's added. Is my bit rate going to go up now? Unknown_03: Everything seems fine to me. Unknown_03: I'm getting a green. It's telling me that everything's okay. Unknown_03: It's not receiving enough video. Unknown_03: Well, it could be. If it's like a consistent bitrate issue, it could be my fault. I will admit that as a possibility. 0:09:52 Unknown_03: Many such things are my fault when it comes down to it. I'm not seeing any drop frames or anything. Encoding overload. Consider coding down video settings or using a faster... Wow. Okay, I guess... Unknown_03: How is... This is like a brand new computer. I don't know what the fuck I've done to my... To my settings to make it so bad. I guess because it's 60 frames per second. It's like shitting itself. Unknown_03: Preset. Unknown_03: Medium. Tuning. Low... Ultra low latency. Multipass mode. Unknown_03: Profile. Main. I don't know what the fuck... Psycho visual tuning means. 0:10:30 Unknown_03: Um... Unknown_03: Okay, I've changed it to be lower. Unknown_03: Riveting. Unknown_03: You know, now would be the good time to tell you guys how much I fucking hate computers. I hate everything about computers. I'm literally looking at log cabins in the fucking mountains to try and find a place where I can go to get the fuck away from a computer. Okay. Bitrate is high. Encoding overloaded. What the fuck does that mean? ... 0:11:01 Unknown_03: It's because the game does not like the fact that I'm playing this game in particular. So it's going to be like, OK, well, we have to shut it down, if you know what I mean. We're going to have to kill this to the best of our ability. We're going to have to kill this shit because you're causing problems, sir. Ultra low latency. I don't know. 0:11:34 Unknown_03: I'm going to turn off whatever the fuck psycho visual tuning is. That sounds stupid. That sounds fucking retarded. I don't know what the fuck a psycho visual is, but go fuck yourself. Is it fine now? Can I play? Unknown_03: Okay, listen. Maybe it's because I'm getting 700 frames per second. Unknown_03: Maybe if the game wasn't running at 700 frames per second, I would be able to... Okay, hold on. 0:12:12 Unknown_03: Can I like... Okay, you know, I think the fact that the game is running at 700 frames per second is the issue why it's overloading everything. Because OBS is not able to process 700 frames per second. So let me try one thing. I'm going to go to NVIDIA control panel. And I'm going to manually set the frame rate for this so that I can enjoy... Unknown_03: When I played around with this, I did not see any issues. So it's at like 4K, 700 frames per second. That's the issue, I think. No, I'm telling you that the issue is the... 0:12:50 Unknown_03: It's running at a fucking absurd frame rate and it my computer is not able to process 700 frames per second of this video game. Okay, just This is the okay first song ad selected program limit frame rate to 60 that's all I want 60 frames. So I need it's I'm showing you guys apply and Unknown_03: yes that's fine okay please for the love of fucking god let me play my islam game so i can go allahu akbar i am using the nvidia no it's still shitting itself because it's still running at 700 frames per second how is it doing this 0:13:45 Unknown_03: Look, the game is running fine on my end. I'm getting 700 frames per second. You motherfuckers that are getting melted. Unknown_03: Let me try rebooting. I'm currently experiencing existential crisis. Because all I want to do is play my wholesome big chunk of Islam game. Which takes 40 minutes to upload. So I've just... I've just closed out of it. So it's going to take another minute to open again. Okay, wait. Can I... Unknown_03: Launch game. There was a way to configure. Oh, there is. Can I configure the frame rate here? 0:14:17 Unknown_03: Video sends, you know, I'm going to drop that down to 10 ADP and everything else should. Oh wait. Lock frame rate to a 60. Ah, there is an option. My boy did it. Inshallah. We'll find a way. Unknown_03: I've clicked the launch game button. 0:14:50 Unknown_03: Bro, the game, the frame rate. OK, listen, I explained this before. Let me explain again. The options for the video settings do not exist within the game. There is a launcher that you cannot see where it has a picture of the guy kneeling in front of the mosque with the AK-47 that has the game. It's like with the old Skyrim. You know how you can't change any of the settings for Skyrim before you after you launch it? It's the same thing. Unknown_03: um so i have done this now i have manually set the the frames in nvidia i have also configured it with the game and i am now waiting for the game to launch because it takes a second to launch yeah i know i'm not a complete fucking retard i do understand how these things work i've been playing games for a while no it's not a unity launcher it's um what's the other one unreal 0:15:45 Unknown_03: Okay, I see the splash screen again. It's coming. It's coming, boys. Unknown_03: Seems silky smooth now. These are just the bumpers, though. 60 frames. No warnings. Oh, my God. Unknown_03: I think we're doing it. I think we're doing it. Ah! My boys. Unknown_03: Hell yeah. This silky smooth, 60 frames per second. OK, we're going in. 0:16:20 Unknown_03: Hell yeah. Perfect, buttery smooth. Okay, I got my mouse. My mouse is moving a million miles a second. I don't even think there's an option for it. I look through it, and it's as slow as it goes. I got a high DPI mouse. I don't have a little thing on it to change my DPI. There's one thing that you can do. It's supposed to be bullet time. Oh yeah, perfect. And then I can exit with that. Okay. Unknown_08: Okay, he said I'll ask last bar every time he does anything it's not me doing that They're really good at shooting you it's all that training they did on the little kids There is like actual physical 0:17:17 Unknown_03: There's 15 more. There's better be like a fucking... um... health pack or something. Unknown_03: I guess if you didn't run in and get caught right away. Oh shit. Unknown_03: This is a USA car. Unknown_03: Let's see if I can get that. I got that USA car. Because the USA is funny. Unknown_07: I really don't have any health. 0:18:01 Unknown_12: I would like some health. Unknown_07: I'm keeping low because I don't want to get shot. Unknown_04: I'm almost dead. 0:18:45 Unknown_03: Perform headshots to restore your health. Oh no! Unknown_03: Don't make me do that! I'm not that good! Unknown_01: Oh no, become a martyr. Unknown_03: Rejoice, oh mother of the martyr, rejoice. Prepare your son for his marriage in paradise. Good. Uh, Raph? 0:19:17 Unknown_03: Okay, go to mission. Unknown_03: Is this like mandatory stuff, really? Unknown_03: I'm that knife from the Soviet. Unknown_07: How do I switch back to the Soviet? Unknown_03: Oh, God! Can you open the terminal, by the way? I'm trying to switch back to the Soviet one. There it is. So I can't use one to switch to the Soviet one. I have to use my mouse wheel. Unknown_03: For some reason, the Soviet rifle is tied to the number six. 0:19:58 Unknown_03: Insha'Allah. Unknown_03: I tried to be stealthy this time, it did not work. Unknown_02: That guy in particular is such a fucking asshole. Unknown_03: Where the fuck am I getting shot from? 0:20:36 Unknown_03: Turn the music off. Unknown_03: Yeah, I thought the music was adding a lot to it, to be honest with you. Oh, did I kill that guy? I wish I could, like, switch hands. Unknown_03: I wish there was, like, a staircase right there. I'm going this way. I didn't go this way last time. Unknown_13: Maybe... 0:21:09 Unknown_03: Now it's like, creepy. It's like, bleeding to my mic. Unknown_06: Oh, I have to find C4 and then... Did that guy not die? Unknown_03: I just shot him in the fuck the other times. 0:21:41 Unknown_03: I feel like my aim could be better. Unknown_01: I think I'm going about this the wrong way. Unknown_03: I just have to circle straight these guys. What the fuck? Unknown_02: How did I not do that? 0:22:17 Unknown_13: I'm ready to go for a while. Unknown_03: Okay. Okay. So the camera thing, he was like, but like him just kind of like shooting people and shutting the locker back for it. That's fine. Unknown_00: Where's the other guy at? Unknown_03: Oh, yeah, I forgot about the bullet time. That's the secret. That's what I'm missing right now. 0:22:54 Unknown_04: I'm not doing the fucking bullet time enough. Because apparently... Come on. What the fuck? Unknown_01: You fucking mind. Unknown_02: Thank you. Unknown_00: He's a blue beret. He's a blue beret. That's why I take so many fucking dates to drop them. Oh, I got the keys. You got the keys. 0:23:26 Unknown_03: That's the thing. When I got the keys, they got my wages. That's the rules. Unknown_08: That's that good Allah laugh I should have. 0:23:59 Unknown_13: Yeah, I figured this one out, gamers. Unknown_02: What the fuck? What the fuck? Right when it was going good, they pulled me out, put me back in, I'll finish him off. Unknown_03: Okay, so you can't let the cameras see you for too long, I guess. Unknown_03: Quayslop alert. Unknown_03: inshallah we will eat like kings in paradise my friend 0:25:15 Unknown_03: Oh my god, that must be healer himself, come on come on now with that Making good time down here Unknown_03: I might actually get through this one. Unknown_03: They call me Joshua Negev. 0:26:13 Unknown_13: Heal us, then. No, no, no. We're defending the world from healer. Unknown_00: I've never been this far. Unknown_03: This deep into enemy territory. Unknown_07: Who the fuck? Unknown_03: Where... Where am I being shot from? This is bullshit. 0:26:44 Unknown_03: Can I speak up? I am speaking up, okay? My mic is off. Unknown_03: My mic is up, I'm gonna blow your fucking ear off. I was fucking with my mic, don't penalize me. I can't plant the C4, I only have keys. Unknown_03: I have to find the C4 in the base first, I'm pretty sure. Unknown_05: Um... Does this help? 0:27:26 Unknown_00: Oh no! Unknown_00: Oh, they regenerate. Oh, how... Hold up. Unknown_04: I'm gonna get PTSD from this. Unknown_03: Ooh, that was a good headshot. Get fucked, boy. 0:27:58 Unknown_04: I hear that alarm again. I swear to fucking god. Unknown_03: Five enemies left. I think I'm gonna run back to that. Unknown_04: I don't know what that electrical sound is, but it's really grating. Unknown_03: If I die now, I'm going to be pissed off. Okay, here, hold up. Let me drop the sound like a good broadcaster would. I don't have any filters on any of my shit, so... If my game crashes because I'm alt-tabbing into OBS, I'm going to be extremely displeased. Drop it by six. Now everything should be crystal clear no matter what. 0:28:38 Unknown_03: Italians. I'm not cheating. Fuck off. Unknown_03: Fuck off with that. Unknown_03: So that's how you do it. When they got that metal blue beret on, sneak up behind them and give them a thousand shots to the back of the head. Um, I have more keys. 0:29:23 Unknown_03: I do not know where the... Is the C4, like, in here? I can't read Hebrew, unfortunately. I need to brush up a little bit. Oh, my God. Can I double... He can double... Palestinians can double jump! Oh, my God. Wait, shit. I don't have any extra ammo. 0:29:57 Unknown_03: Fuck off. I can double-dump. Don't fuck with me. There we go. Back to the good ol' USA carbine. I don't trust any other carbine. Unknown_03: Where's the, um... 0:30:45 Unknown_03: I've already been through here. Unknown_03: I need to find C4 explosives. That's so bewildering. I've been throughout the entire map. Unknown_03: No. No. No. Fuck off. With that shit. 0:31:18 Unknown_06: My dude you may want to set a longer fuse on the shit that's right fucking next to you I Unknown_04: I hate this fucking camera so much. Unknown_03: If I lose this shit because of a fucking random ass camera like that, I'm gonna be so fucking mad. I'm so close. I swear that's not three seconds. Come on now. 0:32:18 Unknown_13: How did I not see this guy in here? 0:32:53 Unknown_03: Look, there is one more left. Unknown_06: I'm really anxious now. Unknown_03: I don't want to fuck this up. Unknown_03: Oh, I got all the cameras. Okay, great. We're almost done. Unknown_03: This really requires you, like, thoroughly exploring this fucking map. Unknown_03: A true warrior of Allah knows every... knows every inch. Unknown_03: I can't replace this? I can't hang up the Palestinian flag? Unknown_03: One feature that a flag-autisman like myself would appreciate. 0:33:29 Unknown_03: Okay, what am I doing now? There was like a green thing, I think. Unknown_03: That was the C4 safe, right? Unknown_03: There's like one guy around here. Unknown_03: Is this the other C4 safe? Do I need more C4? Unknown_03: Drone prototype, okay. Unknown_03: Take a nice and slow chat, we're gonna find this last guy. 0:34:01 Unknown_03: true soldier of allah does not leave his task 14 15 you know what i mean um maybe like an outline on the last guy would be nice though you know what i mean Unknown_04: It's kind of a big map. And I don't know where he's at. Unknown_04: Hiding in the attic. Unknown_03: I don't think they have attics in Israel. Unknown_03: Seriously, where is this guy? Unknown_03: This little pussy. Come out and fight for Israel! 0:34:57 Unknown_03: What is this? Unknown_03: Don't be afraid of the bunny-hopping Palestinian super-soldier with the USA card on him. Is he up here? I don't think I've been up here before. Unknown_03: No. I am at a complete and total fucking loss for where this guy is. 0:35:36 Unknown_03: I'm running out of things to say to keep this interesting. Unknown_03: Damn. I thought that was him. Unfortunately he's but a rag doll. Unknown_03: I thought they had deployed an Israeli super soldier to fight me, but I don't think there is such a thing. Unknown_03: Yeah! Hide and seek winner 2022, Destiny. All right. 0:36:09 Unknown_03: We're done, right? Unknown_03: Holy shit. Oh no! I've been spotted by the half-life trooper. Holy shit! What the fuck? Unknown_03: Oh, I have to use my drone. Holy shit. 0:36:45 Unknown_03: I did not realize that the war in the Middle East was so technologically sophisticated. Unknown_03: Now you see why I suck at Planetside. Oh my god, I suck. 0:37:28 Unknown_02: Why is it, like, completely off? Why is it so weird? Just die! Oh my- this is like a pal- this is like an Israeli super, super drone. Look at this shit. Fuck off! Just die already, come on! Unknown_03: I'm gonna have to go back and shoot the fucking thing all over again. I think there's a checkpoint there. 0:38:09 Unknown_03: I think there's a checkpoint. I hope the fucking god- Yes, okay, thank you. If I had to restart the mission because of the fucking drone sequence, I would have lost my fucking mind. Unknown_03: Reminds me of that Rugrats game where you had to do this really, really long mission and then also you had to fight a Reptar boss at the end. 0:38:48 Unknown_12: There we go. There we go. Stop flying away from me! Unknown_02: Just die! Unknown_02: Just die! Why?! Why won't it die?! 0:39:21 Unknown_02: I don't understand! Unknown_03: You don't remember the Rugrats game? Unknown_03: Well, that's your childhood, buddy. 0:40:02 Unknown_03: wish this would end. Unknown_03: I desperately want the drone sequence of this game to be over. 0:40:38 Unknown_03: I think that maybe he should have made this part a little bit shorter. Maybe I should have just shot at the drone. Unknown_11: I think if I had just used my AK-47 to shoot at the drone, that would have been better. 0:41:17 Unknown_02: Are you sure this game will help us fight for a lot? Fight for a lot? Unknown_02: I just like Star Wars. Oh my god, it's on fucking fire! Please die! Maybe I should have stolen the one that can survive being on fucking fire. Unknown_02: Oh my god. 0:41:50 Unknown_03: Oh my god. Unknown_03: It's over. Hell yeah, we did it gamers. Unknown_01: Okay. Unknown_03: Mission 3, Mossad Executive Office. Mossad, the National Intelligence Agency of Israel. 0:42:25 Unknown_03: It is one of the main entities in the Israeli intelligence community located in Tel Aviv. The largest department of Mossad is collections tests with many aspects of conducting military operations. Your mission is to infiltrate that office, disguise yourself, and talk with the office chief to discover Israel plans about the big attack they have that they are preparing against the city of Jerusalem. So step one, find Mossad uniform. Step two, talk with office chief to discover plans. Three, kill office chief and all Mossad agents. Four, deactivate the security system and open the emergency exit to escape. So this is like a James Bond mission. 0:43:12 Unknown_03: I thought, I tried to press, um, the, uh, the, uh, action key, because I thought that would be it. Oh my god, it's sounding crystal. This is like double, this is like Goldeneye. This motherfucker plays some Goldeneye. Unknown_03: My brother, you really, really, really, really... The decision to make this, like... The bullets come from your character instead of, like... Oh, they just didn't notice. Unknown_03: The Mossad Intelligence Agency is really not bothered at all by the sound of the alarms going off. 0:43:58 Unknown_00: They really just don't give a fuck. Unknown_03: This kind of shit is like, whatever. Unknown_03: Look, we're massaged, we're busy, we got other shit to do. Unknown_03: H3 and Hila Klein have caused another international incident we have to take care of. A couple people, a couple fucking people in our office dying sometimes. That happens all the time. Unknown_07: Ow! I was supposed to be finding a uniform. 0:44:32 Unknown_13: What's funny is that their bullets can't break windshields, but mine can. 0:45:15 Unknown_08: That guy took a lot of bullets to kill. Unknown_03: Was that supposed to be the chief that I was supposed to talk to? Because I didn't talk to him, I just kind of murdered him. Unknown_03: Okay, perfect. This stealth operation is going exactly according to plan. Unknown_03: Um, I don't know what the fuck the keys are for, though. Unknown_03: Is this it? I need a key card, not keys. 0:45:49 Unknown_03: Um, this is where I started out from. Unknown_13: That's not what I wanted. Unknown_03: The fuck is this? Unknown_03: Okay, maybe this. Unknown_03: You know, you open the safe with like... Yes, hello. It is me, Moshi. 0:46:22 Unknown_03: I am a big fan of colonizing Israel. Unknown_03: I'm, uh... My cousin's an investment banker. I've got four doctors as brothers. Unknown_03: And my uncle works as a director at NBC. Unknown_03: Where... Where, um... Hey, look. Look. Unknown_03: Hey, guys, look. I'm gonna dance in Israeli. I'm gonna dance in Israeli. 0:46:57 Unknown_01: Where's the car key at? Unknown_03: I don't understand. Do I have to, like, shoot it? I'm afraid to shoot it now. I might lose my disguise or some shit. 0:47:34 Unknown_03: I'm really lost now. Oh, I have to pick this up from his body? Unknown_03: Oh, that's the keycard. Unknown_03: I don't know why it would not just be in my inventory then, if it's not like a thing. Unknown_03: Okay, keycard. Unknown_03: Tell Aviv, Mossad chief, are you the soldier sent from the office in Jerusalem? Ahmad says, yes sir. Tell Aviv, Mossad chief says, come with me. These are the operation plan documents. Take them to Jerusalem. Abort mission. Abort mission. And then he's saying that there is a traitor. 0:48:07 Unknown_03: And that mission, I think, was from the Metal Gear. Unknown_03: Okay, I fucked up big time here. Unknown_00: The heaven is waiting for us. Unknown_03: I have subdued the intelligence man. I've gotten... Holy shit. That guy's like on level 70. 0:48:46 Unknown_03: He's teabagging. Don't you fucking teabag. Unknown_03: Holy shit. Unknown_03: Dude, that guy was not fucking around. That blue hat he had on was like... That was made of the good shit. That was made of those alloys that we... That we only give to our greatest alloys. Allies. Unknown_03: Oh my god. That was like an emotion. 0:49:19 Unknown_06: That was silly. Unknown_01: Okay. Unknown_03: We're gonna do this again, chat. We're gonna take it real slow-light. We're gonna take this professionally. We're gonna do Israel. We're gonna do Palestine. We'll do them proud. 0:49:57 Unknown_02: He shot his- He shot the other guy! Unknown_03: He shot his friend. What a fucking asshole. He started, like, shooting as soon as I was detected, and his character was looking at the other character, so he just, like, shot him. That guy did not like that other guy. Unknown_13: You're just killing him? 0:50:32 Unknown_10: It's all over. Unknown_08: All right, come on. Unknown_03: Oh, that's right. You have to get the key. Unknown_03: All right, come on. Then we get the thingy. Unknown_03: Okay. Unknown_03: Do the dancing Israeli shuffle back to the other guy's apartment. Unknown_03: Yeah, dance the Israeli this way. 0:51:04 Unknown_13: Okay, and now... Unknown_03: Oh, that's so the key card doesn't show up with something like that the dead guy's body at the beginning until after that Okay, I see Let me show what's happening 0:51:53 Unknown_03: I don't understand! Okay, wait, okay. You have to wait that part out, I guess. Unknown_03: Okay. Unknown_03: Here comes the really fucking hard part. Unknown_01: I want to leave him behind. 0:52:30 Unknown_03: That guy can really take some abuse. Holy shit. Ah, he's dead. I got him. Unknown_03: That dude is like... His nose is made of some kind of, like, titanium alloy that only the most sophisticated weapons of the law can hope to penetrate through. Unknown_03: Okay, now what? Unknown_03: I already took care of this, didn't I? Power box deactivated. Need a battery. 0:53:04 Unknown_04: Um... Um... Unknown_03: Hey, buddy. You got a battery by any chance? Unknown_08: Alhamdulillah. Unknown_03: No. 0:53:39 Unknown_09: Okay. Uh... Power box deactivated. Unknown_03: Battery needed to power on. Where would I get a battery from? Unknown_03: Hello, do you have a battery? No. Look, the Masada is so shitty they only have these little laptops to work on. They mostly use paperwork. I can't believe this. Hello, battery. 0:54:11 Unknown_03: Battery. Unknown_03: Battery. Unknown_03: Battery. Unknown_03: What's the emergency exit? I don't want to exit. Unknown_03: Door next to the first dead guy? What? Oh, you're right! 0:54:43 Unknown_03: Ah, chat, you tried to kill me. Where the fuck's the battery at? Unknown_03: How about in here? Unknown_03: Oh my god. Unknown_00: Come out of that corner. Unknown_03: Stop camping, noob. Is that a battery? I think I got something like a battery. 0:55:21 Unknown_03: That's the most useless fucking camera in the entire world. Unknown_03: oh my god he literally dropped like a like a duracell battery i just killed four people the battery was just a bonus 0:56:15 Unknown_03: Okay, that was a much better level than the first one. Unknown_03: Oh, if you want some bang in the sheets, I should just turn the music back on. Okay, um... Unknown_03: The Old City is a very specifically a 0.9 kilometer squared walled area within the modern city of Jerusalem. This is a place of the Al-Aqsa Mosque in the Dome of the Rock. Israeli forces developed a new helicopter prototype that can fly without a pilot, all controlled via satellite. They will test its firepower over Palestinian civilians in the Old City. Your mission is to sabotage these controlled satellites, steal the prototype blueprints, and destroy the helicopter. So, 1. sabotage communication satellites, two, steal helicopter-prototyped blueprints, three, eliminate all enemies, four, find a rocket launcher, and five, destroy helicopter prototype. 0:56:49 Unknown_03: So here we are. This is the old city. Unknown_03: Holy shit. 0:57:26 Unknown_03: Okay, it's starting off strong here. Let me turn that music back on. Unknown_03: Now we're talking. Unknown_03: Okay, Soviet pistol. Okay, I don't think I can... Ow! Unknown_00: Ow! Ow! Holy shit! Unknown_03: Jammer device. 0:58:15 Unknown_03: Where's that shield at? I think it was on my arm right there. They're like really well hidden on this map. I don't know where the fuck it's gonna come from. 0:58:54 Unknown_03: Remember to score sweet headshots for Allah. Unknown_03: How did that not count as a headshot? Fuck off. Unknown_10: I really don't know how that's not counting as a headshot. Unknown_03: I'm fairly headshotting. I'm shooting them in the head. What else do you want, Allah? Unknown_03: See, that was a headshot. Unknown_13: I like single shot weapons on video games. 0:59:42 Unknown_03: I don't like the spray and pray shit. I save the praying for the five calls of prayer. I don't do that shit when I got my gun. Unknown_04: You know what I mean? 1:00:22 Unknown_13: That guy's like a level 90 Israeli soldier. Oh, he's got the keys, that's why. Unknown_03: Okay, next stop. Unknown_03: uh... okay oh my god my camera's like all fucked up what's this oh i got the special blueprints okay i would really really prefer if this dutch angle shit was not going to be permanent okay i think i fixed it 1:01:19 Unknown_00: and that's in fact that's what's going on a lot of bullets not completely confident in my ability to finish this without dying now here's the exit Unknown_13: I hear gunfire No, I have to admit that the Unknown_03: The little do-rag that the Palestinian guys wear to hide their face, that's much more stylish than the big fluffy souffle hat the Israelis wear. You know what I mean? 1:02:21 Unknown_03: I can't remember where the hell that was. Oh shit, oh shit! Unknown_03: I wasn't on a headshot, come on. Oh, there it is. Unknown_03: The health seems to add, like, 60, no matter what your HP is, so when I pick it up at, like, 50 health, I get 110. I don't know, like, cap that. 1:02:58 Unknown_03: I don't think I'm supposed to go over this, this is like a fake wall. Do the Israeli soldiers have diapers? Unknown_03: I don't know. His body just disappeared into thin air. That was like an RPG-O ammo, is what that was. Unknown_03: Do I get more health? I do! It keeps adding health! Now I have 160 HP. I'm like supercharged, okay? Unknown_13: Hold up. 1:03:37 Unknown_03: I thought I just picked up the... Unknown_03: I thought I just picked up the rocket launcher. What the fuck is this? Unknown_03: What? What's C4? Nobody told me about fucking C4. Okay, so I know where the wall is. I don't know where... 1:04:13 Unknown_03: Oh jeez. I got the blueprints, what the fuck is the C4 for? Unknown_03: I'm a spoiled modern gamer. I need like, waypoints on everything. Can I get over 200? Oh my god, I'm at 200 health. Now we're to- wait, maybe it's intentional. You can heal over 100. Can you get up to 200? 1:04:47 Unknown_03: Because 160 plus 50 is not 100 or 200. Unknown_03: Wait, what's up? Okay, C4 is up here. Okay, I see. Unknown_03: U-S-A-L-M-G Unknown_03: sabotaged and c4 we're making progress chat we are making progress inshallah i'm gonna build the wall mr al gorba chayak chayad tear down the wall 1:05:35 Unknown_03: You know what JFK said? Ish bin Palestine-stinian. Unknown_03: No, I'm just kidding. Maybe he did say that and that's why they shot him. What are my other objectives? Do I have to find... Is there like one guy hiding somewhere? I sabotaged the communication satellites. Is that the guy? Is there just one guy up in there? Unknown_03: Okay There's one guy. Oh fuck me. Okay, we're doing the thing getting we have to find the one guy hiding somewhere Hello Hello It's me a sweet innocent child from from Palestine Completely defenseless 1:06:07 Unknown_03: I'm enjoying a lollipop and a red balloon. 1:06:58 Unknown_03: See, there's like this impending sense of doom when you're like a streamer and you can't figure out what the fuck you're doing because you're like, oh god, people are getting bored saying the same exact thing over and over again. It's like, I just need to find the one guy who's out there somewhere. I've been here, I've been through, this map is not that big. This should not be so difficult. Unknown_03: I'm not reading that comment, but I, the one, you know the one. Unknown_03: I'm really at a loss here. What have I not done? Is there something up there that I missed? 1:07:40 Unknown_03: There is like a little ladder. Can I just like sneak in? Unknown_03: Is there like a guy up there? Unknown_03: No? Oh man, come on. I honestly can't even fucking imagine what it would be. I've been over this map like a hundred times. 1:08:15 Unknown_03: Head left until it does something. See if I can follow you. Oh god! Unknown_03: Did he just explode? Does the USA LMG explode them? Unknown_03: Okay. Unknown_03: Saving checkpoint. Hell yeah. Here they come. 1:09:01 Unknown_03: The bucka bucka. Unknown_03: It's the helicopter. Unknown_03: Oh no! They found Palestinian children. Unknown_01: Where are they at? 1:09:41 Unknown_02: Oh my god! That was some sick tacticalism. Oh my god! It's hungry! Unknown_03: That is... I can see why this weapon is feared by the Palestinians. Unknown_03: It's the heli... the helicopter! Damn, dude, what the fuck? 1:10:16 Unknown_03: I don't even know if I'm hitting it. I'm like terrified by this fucking helicopter swan diving at me. I'm gonna get the fuck away from it. It's so hungry. Unknown_08: Oh fuck, I pissed it off again. 1:10:48 Unknown_03: How did that not hit? Come on now. Unknown_03: I've confused it. Unknown_03: You see, the helicopter cannot see past its own nose, which makes me in its blind spot. Unknown_03: Let me go get more. 1:11:27 Unknown_03: See what it's doing is it's like pathing towards you, but it's not pathing at like a fixed Z level. So when the game says move closer to the target, it will literally like fly downwards and try to crash violently. Unknown_08: Oh, that's too a lot of that. Unknown_03: I'm getting close. Holy shit. Unknown_03: No, that's what I call a battle. Oh, no! Unknown_03: Ah, shit. The Israelis reclaimed its mass, so you can't inspect the remains. Very clever. 1:12:08 Unknown_03: Okay, wait, hold up. Unknown_03: Let me go check. I think I fucked up adding the tips this round. I'm not, like, expecting, like, a ton of money or anything. It's just, like, I know people like to hear my voice. Unknown_03: Maybe there are none. That's okay. I did just buy a new computer. I don't really need a ton of money thrown at me for playing this game. 1:12:45 Unknown_03: Let's see. Unknown_03: have. Okay. Watch out. The elite enemy in this game is Ethan Klein. He will hunt you down with his Twitter slacktivism. By the way, did you know he's married? I'm not doing it. Not for this. Okay, my friend. There are other times where it's appropriate to play the clip, but not at the moment. Unknown_03: Uh, okay. Unknown_03: Okay. Um... 1:13:16 Unknown_03: shuyu shayu shuya iya that's a hard name shu shuja iya neighborhood of gaza city and gaza strip shoes shoes oh my fucking god shuja iya with 9200 and six six square kilometers is one of the most densely populated areas of the gaza strip the zionist occupation forces are carrying out an intense airstrike against the civilian population of the shuja iya neighborhood in gaza strip your mission is to stop this airstrike save as many civilians as you can eliminate all zionist forces on the ground So use missile launchers to destroy jet fighters Jesus rescue civilians and take them to ambulance Sabotage secret Israeli weapons depot eliminate all enemies and find military vehicle key Okay Unknown_03: This guy has, like, got his Nikes on, because he is always running away from some fucking bullshit. 1:14:20 Unknown_03: Oh, it's so cinematic! Alright, let's see it explode. Unknown_03: Hell yeah. I can't see my chat anymore, it's very important to me. Unknown_03: Sorry, I did not mean to pause such epic gamer moments, but you know how it do be like that sometimes. 1:14:57 Unknown_03: Okay, so here I am becoming an airstrike takeover. Unknown_03: Take civilian to ambulance. Wait, what's up there? Unknown_03: Why is there a thing up there? Unknown_03: Ah! No, don't! Don't shoot the baby! These Israelis are heartless. 1:15:59 Unknown_02: meaningless baby we're going we're going ham mode where's the fucking ambulance for this shit i know he raped this woman that's what he's implying by putting the soldier next to the dead body Unknown_12: This is very action-packed. Unknown_12: My monkey brain is frying me. Unknown_10: I feel like I'm in Doom mode with this camera. 1:17:01 Unknown_03: I can only carry one civilian at a time. It would be very helpful to know where the ambulance is, though. Unknown_03: Aha! The secret Israeli weapons depot. Unknown_03: I don't have C4. Okay, there's a lot of shit that I need to progress this level. 1:17:36 Unknown_03: Where the fuck is the end of this? Okay, that's our current objective right now. Unknown_04: And now I have the famas. Unknown_03: like a very densely populated and there this is like a school that the fucking the Zionist occupier just again there now I'm not trying to these old guy 1:18:37 Unknown_03: Have they left even a single ambulance for me to find? Because I cannot find shit. Unknown_03: I thought there would be ambulances all- Wait, there's an ambulance. Did I get rid of the baby? Unknown_03: I'm in first person shooter mode and I don't know how the fuck I got to it. Is there a way to tab out? Unknown_12: No, don't throw a grenade. 1:19:12 Unknown_03: Ah! Wait, why is the baby still on me? I went to the ambulance! Unknown_03: Get in the fucking ambulance! Unknown_03: Baby has been secured. Unknown_03: I like that the Israelis can shoot each other. 1:19:44 Unknown_13: Where's the other guy at? There are definitely two of them. That was a lot of dealing with the pistol. Unknown_03: It's okay though, I got that Islamic techno jihad music on my side Don't go this way, I don't trust him that much 1:21:00 Unknown_03: Um, there's that lady that nearly picked him up. There's like little green markers on me, I'm pretty sure. What the hell is he saying? Unknown_11: That's bullshit. Unknown_11: I'll lift that guy up. Unknown_03: Alright, lady. Unknown_03: Here we go. Whee! I'm gonna fly you away in the nearest ambulance. Whee! Unknown_01: Whee! Woo! 1:21:48 Unknown_01: Whee! Unknown_03: Oh no! Unknown_03: A joyless IDF soldier interrupting our fun time. Unknown_13: Where the fuck did he come from? Oh shit, I'm gonna die. 1:22:19 Unknown_03: Isn't there a medkit or something in here? I really need a medkit. I cannot fucking believe it. I remembered something. Unknown_03: Okay, um... Saving more people. I don't think I have the C4 yet. Who the fuck is shooting at me? Every single one of those runs off of fucking things. Jeez Louise. 1:22:51 Unknown_04: Can I get more? Some mo. Can I get some mo, please? Unknown_03: Okay, that's the last thing you do. Unknown_03: How do I get to them? 1:23:28 Unknown_03: Oh, I think I know how. I'm pretty sure they want me to do this. Unknown_03: Fuck. I'm gonna figure this out. Unknown_03: Wait, no, there might be a not retarded way to do this. Oh, that's hard to find. Oh, fuck! 1:24:06 Unknown_03: God damn it. That was a long mission, too. Unknown_03: The music slaps, does it? We'll get rid of it. You're going to hear some more of it. Unknown_03: Me and the baby, we're going back at it. The dynamic duo going back at it again. I thought the nightmare was over, IDF, but nah. Unknown_03: The team's been put back together. 1:24:52 Unknown_06: Where? Unknown_06: This is a really hard one. 1:25:28 Unknown_03: There's so many people shooting at you. Unknown_02: Fuck! No, the baby! Unknown_13: Okay, good. Look, this is a hard game. Unknown_03: Okay. Unknown_03: It's clear that the intent of the designer here is that you should feel like the odds are not fair. Yeah, that was definitely like a fundamental negative headshot. Okay. 1:26:12 Unknown_03: Now that I've got my Israeli rifle, off the bat, chat. No contest, man. 1:26:46 Unknown_13: I really fucked that up. I'm gonna press that up again. Fucked it up again. That fire gets you from like a long way away. 1:27:29 Unknown_13: That's what that sound is. Unknown_13: Not this time. Unknown_00: I remember shit. Unknown_02: I took damage to that guy up there Holy shit 1:28:11 Unknown_03: These guys are not fucking around. They had, like, really good aim. They sent in, like, the elite kill squad to this area. They knew. They knew they'd need it. 1:28:54 Unknown_03: I'm trying not to be like an asshole here fucking around with the health kits and shit, but I really want to get past this. Okay, hopefully this time I will not fuck up anymore, perfectly. What the fuck? Okay, I guess I lied when I said that I wouldn't be fucking up anymore. 1:29:43 Unknown_03: I guess I did get that guy. Unknown_03: Okay, now I remember very distinctly. Unknown_03: That is hard! To kill that guy in there. That's a hard one. Unknown_03: I feel like I forgot to pick up that guy that I danced with last time. 1:30:24 Unknown_03: I like how they remixed into this the um... What? Holy shit. Unknown_03: I thought I was supposed to be destroying those, like C4. I didn't realize I was supposed to be firing those. Unknown_02: What the fuck?! I just destroyed the jet! Unknown_03: God damn it! And the cutscene didn't pause the airstrikes. So, I um... 1:31:05 Unknown_03: So the airstrike happened during the cut. Okay, we're not going to get to the fucking cut. Unknown_08: No. Allah hu akbar! 1:31:51 Unknown_04: Okay, right now, I'm trying to speedrun this mission as much as I fucking can. Unknown_03: This door is a big pain in my fucking ass. Unknown_09: Where are the druids? Unknown_03: It's called a skip, in case you're wondering. 1:33:04 Unknown_02: Fucking son of a bitch. Unknown_02: This mission is very difficult. 1:33:41 Unknown_02: Don't you act me! I am the one who acts! 1:34:20 Unknown_12: Someone shoot from behind me? Unknown_03: I need a diesel gallon. I really don't think that these surface-to-air missiles are powered with diesel. Okay. 1:35:01 Unknown_13: I'm just saying, I don't know anything that's the case. Unknown_13: It's Sherlock. Unknown_03: I really wish I could see anything. 1:35:38 Unknown_03: Let's see if I can get out of here with an 8 HP, shall we? Baby, I'm strapping you to the back. Unknown_03: You may have to take one for the team, but it's for the greater good. You'll be moderate. Unknown_02: Fuck, it's not bullet timing. No! Where did that come from? God damn it! 1:36:12 Unknown_03: Okay, let me try this with like proper... This was a little bit easier. Unknown_03: Can I kill him? Unknown_02: Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! 1:36:50 Unknown_03: Kill him! Unknown_02: Kill him for the love of fucking God! 1:38:15 Unknown_03: Hell, was that not a kill? Unknown_03: Fucking around with me at this point. Okay, I'm waiting for the respawn. I don't give a fuck. Look, it's coming back soon. There's like an effect. Unknown_03: How am I bad at this? Hella shit. 1:38:54 Unknown_00: The knife is like, what? Unknown_13: God, what the fuck? Unknown_03: It's like, if the AI gets you with a few hits, you're completely out of position. I don't even know who I killed, but just I know. Maybe they shot each other again. You have to save them. Maybe if I killed the jet fighter, the airstrikes would stop. 1:39:39 Unknown_03: I can't skip the cuts. Which is concerning to me because I'm being shot at. Okay. Jet fighters left equals two. Okay, I have to do that two more times before the shit stops. Sigh. 1:40:12 Unknown_03: I didn't save the baby this time? I thought for sure I took the baby. Unknown_03: I guess I just want to go Dirt to Dirt to Mahamaji. I don't have the baby. 1:40:51 Unknown_04: Okay, one baby. Unknown_03: No, I just came from here. How do I get up there, though? Fuck you! 1:41:24 Unknown_03: I cannot remember from the life thing where we got that one guy at. Unknown_00: No need to force that. 1:42:08 Unknown_03: I'm going crazy. I can see something's right there This is exactly what Palestinian rescue operatives do every day Superman Superman 1:42:42 Unknown_03: there's still more there's two more civilians two more Unknown_03: I mean you can tell this guy really loves video games and he's probably one of those people that's like played first person shooters for like ever because this feels like a really old school style FPS that's like really unforgiving. 1:43:28 Unknown_03: It's going to sound weird, but I really heavily associate pro-Palestine imagery with ADF, the communist fake Latino guy. If you've ever seen a collage of this is what communists look like, you've definitely seen a picture of ADF without knowing it. I mentioned that a couple times. It's like a really old school style look. Unknown_03: I feel like I'm faster when I'm carrying somebody. Okay, I'm just saying though, I hope to fucking god I finish this mission. 1:44:14 Unknown_03: That will be the last one for this stream. I'm just like, playing around on the computer. Unknown_03: No enemies left, thank God. I'm really scared of these fucking cutscenes, because apparently the... the... GOD DAMN IT! 1:45:04 Unknown_03: I think I'm gonna have to call it cuts there. Unknown_03: If this did not checkpoint right before I exploded, I am done. I cannot do this again. Unknown_03: Yeah, no, that's fucked. I'll have to beat it and move on because I cannot do that shit anymore. Unknown_03: Filtered. Fuck off. All right. Well, thank you, guys. Let me check and make sure I didn't get any tips or whatever. Unknown_03: Then I'm done for today. I just wanted to play a little bit and test out my new setup and stuff. I did get two more. TotallyLegitDonator for $1 says, Hey, Josh, I don't trust banks. Let me email you money. Just give me your exact GPS coordinates, and I promise I won't ship you a brick of cash. I don't think I can do that. Your $1 is greatly appreciated, though. 1:45:38 Unknown_03: And PsyLith41 says, Josh, where is your VTuber rig? Oh, God. I might have to do that for April Fool's if I remember it. um patches soon this week and uh i hope assuming nothing else goes wrong uh good news for next stream thank you for watching me flail around and play a csgo fan game for the um the cause of palestine i apologize that i did not do better but There's only so much I can do when the game freezes for a cutscene of me destroying jets while the jets are literally destroying me in real time once I cut back. 1:46:18 Unknown_03: So I apologize for that. Unknown_03: I'll see you guys on Friday. Sorry to cut it short. Bye.