Dead by Daylight (October 2nd, 2022) - Bad at Video Games 2022-10-02

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Unknown_06: Hello Hello everybody is it working everything working finally oh geez everything what a mess I have my setup for My regular streams and then of course trying to do it This way it's just a pain in the ass So

Unknown_06: I promise on Friday that I might... Well, I didn't promise. I explicitly said that it was not a promise. It was not a promise and that you should not expect me to do a stream for Dead by Daylight or anything the following day. So this is my attempt to keep some kind of promise, I guess. To try to get people to want... I don't have, like, an anthology game. Usually what I do is I play, like... I don't know what you would call them. Walking simulators? Games where you just, like, walk around and shit and I fuck up everything and everyone gets mad at me for picking the wrong choice or getting upset that the game sucks or whatever. That's, uh, usually what happens. So... Um, my ability to create, like, bonus stuff has been a little bit hampered. Everything was going so great. I was doing all sorts of bonus stuff that I never usually got to do, and then, uh, brake pads dug into my fucking eyes, and now I'm just sort of, like, trying to do stuff again, so... if you don't know dead by daylight is a game specifically designed to piss off nerds what you do is you play survivor and you stare at a generator for about five minutes or you play killer and you run around in circles and scream at your computer in a fit of rage because you can't catch them and it always feels like playing killer is so easy when you're playing survivor and then it always feels like uh playing survivor is so easy when you're playing killer Uh, it's a game that makes nobody happy, but yet it's one of the most popular games on the Steam right now.

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Unknown_06: Also really popular with the Chinese, I think. Even though I think spooky stuff is banned in China. It's, uh, offensive to the party doctrine.

Unknown_06: So, um...

Unknown_06: usually you can usually there's like a bonus for playing okay it's sort of hard to explain here's here's how the grind works you're ready uh so when you go to a character and you go to a loadout you have these four perks and the four perks are what you need to have any chance of succeeding against really good teams the problem is

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Unknown_06: is that there's 26 killers and they each have 3 perks that are unique to them and if you want to get all the perks so that you can make the best possible loadout you have to level each one of them to 50 And it is a fucking chore. It is a mind numbing chore to level all these fuckers up to 50 so that you can use their unique perks on other characters. And that's how they keep you like plugged in. So you watch like a good player on Twitch or whatever.

Unknown_06: And he's saying, like, if you want to have any chance of, you know, you need this layout to, like, these perks to play the game, to have any chance of playing this color that you like playing. And then you have to fucking grind three different characters to get the other perks.

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Unknown_06: um but whatever i just play whatever and i'm so bad at the game it's like it doesn't matter like it's not important oh i was playing survivor on the switches i need i need to use the right challenges for whatever reason there's killer and survivor challenges and they make you switch depending on what you're playing instead of just having like two different paths that are stuck so that you don't have to keep fucking switching constantly but they want to keep you they want to keep you opening this thing constantly so because there's like store stuff that you can look at it's all a mind game

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Unknown_06: would i play daisy i um i don't like daisy it's a game where you like run around i don't like rust either it's like i don't like mobs of russians and chinese just shooting at me and destroying shit that took like 40 fucking hours to make what a nightmare use the add-ons why would i

Unknown_06: Why do I need add-ons for? I've never understood this. I said you have to use the add-ons. So you have to use the best, the super best. Okay, let's see.

Unknown_06: A survivor is inflicted with blindness for 60 seconds. Decrease feral frenzy recharge time by five seconds.

Unknown_06: Increases the duration of feral frenzy by two seconds.

Unknown_06: Okay, I will use these. I've got a bunch of them.

Unknown_06: Can you play as Ralph?

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Unknown_06: I'm not sure. This is the most cringe killer. He's just some ornery dude and he has a girlfriend.

Unknown_06: And you just walk around with your knife and you stab people. You go like Super Saiyan Sonichu mode and you run around the map really quick and just stab people.

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Unknown_00: it's very creative usually they're just stolen from like intellectual property well it's not stolen they buy it not technically stealing buy something

Unknown_06: I like Michael Myers, but he's the most basic killer. His kit is literally that you walk up to them, and you stare at them a little bit, and then you just fucking murder them.

Unknown_06: Meanwhile, the pro players, they play Nurse where you have to teleport around and do wicked sick flick shots to hit.

Unknown_06: Nurse is the one that's like...

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Unknown_06: The discrepancy between good players and bad players Because she's awful to play as like just the most annoying fucking character in the game Where you constantly like head bob you teleport around and then you head bob you just stare at the ground for a bit fucking irritating It literally teleports behind you, okay Let's see. Everything seems to be working

Unknown_06: 60 frames bit rate's fine. Okay, perfect a little bit laggy. That's fine Okay, so I think Oh no bully squad look at this they're already doing gay shit.

Unknown_06: Oh, I wasted my uh thingy

Unknown_06: Okay, so his ability is he goes Sonichu fast for a bit. And then if you hit somebody in Sonichu mode, then you get to keep running. Your Sonichu meter completely resets. And you also get to see where other people are. You see that heartbeat over there? That's because I got that guy. Heartbeat's dropped. And then I get to Sonichu around a little bit more.

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Unknown_06: She was way too overconfident. Now I get to exit Sonichu mode, because when you're in Sonichu mode, you can't hit them the second time. If you try to hit them the second time, it just doesn't work. Your Sonichu blast only works one time.

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Unknown_06: After that, you have to exit Sonichu mode, otherwise you won't get your other hit in.

Unknown_06: She got away.

Unknown_06: The objective of the survivors is to repair generators. That's why I said you stare at generators for half the game, because that's what you do, basically.

Unknown_06: Oh, how did I miss that? That was a really good lunge, and I fucked it up somehow. I'm gonna fuck that one up. What was he doing? I'm gonna leave him on the ground so I can tag these guys real quick. Hit him.

Unknown_06: Good block. He's going to blind me because he's bully squad. And what they do when they're bully squad is they walk around doing shit like that all the time.

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Unknown_06: That was also a bad move, so I've slugged two already.

Unknown_06: That guy's not slugged.

Unknown_06: He comes back for them. I'm going to get him. Okay.

Unknown_06: Let's see what my options here are. So I have to, the way that you kill is that you, once you bring them down, you have to put them on the hook three times. Then they die.

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Unknown_06: They got that one lady on the ground up real fast. That's crazy.

Unknown_06: So if I want to get a hit, I'll have to exit Sonic 2 mode. They've already got one gym only.

Unknown_06: This guy's going down for the second time. I'm going to leave him. I'm going to look around a bit because I know that she's around. I can hear her coughing up blood, which is what I want.

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Unknown_06: Got her too. I'm going to go ahead and pick her up because I already got one hook from the other guy.

Unknown_06: Now I'm going to break this pallet because I don't want it to be there in the future. I hear that other guy groaning.

Unknown_06: I pick him up.

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Unknown_06: I'm lucky there's a hook nearby. I'm going to go for that one. The ones in white give me a special bonus when I hook somebody on them. In this instance, I think I have two different ones that give me perks. So...

Unknown_06: If she drops the pallet when I'm in Sonichu mode, then I get dropped out of Sonichu mode early.

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Unknown_06: She's obviously one of the good players. Basically, when they do that shit, when they flick their light switch really fast, that's to intentionally try to antagonize you. It's a way that they bait you into chasing them. And the really confident players will bait the light switch.

Unknown_06: uh repeatedly so that uh you'll chase them when they're more confident that they can run around oh she okay so they're they're a really good team um they're using like meta perks and uh she had decisive strike which is a perk when you pick somebody up that has it uh they can just knock down they can just get away um the other guy he had the other one die hard i think it's called when they light a blue

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Unknown_06: Let's see. Okay, she's been hooked twice. I need to go check the other gens because they're doing generators, I think.

Unknown_06: Yep, they're up there. You can hear the generator up there, so I'm going to go ahead and check on that.

Unknown_06: I'm going to go into Sancho mode. Peg him.

Unknown_06: Actually, I'm going to exit because I want this guy to hurt. I hate him. I hate his stupid fucking Christmas sweater.

Unknown_06: That might have been a mistake. I should have just... Actually, they got her over there, so I know that there's people over here.

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Unknown_06: I saw scratch marks. When they run, they leave scratch marks.

Unknown_06: There's Atta. Oh, that was so lucky. See, I might be able to slug her.

Unknown_06: in time now.

Unknown_06: And she's got a flashlight, so I have to be careful.

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Unknown_06: Yeah, see, I'm really wasting time. She's trying to bait me. Um, where is she?

Unknown_06: Okay, I hear her.

Unknown_06: Oh, she's behind that. Okay.

Unknown_06: I'm gonna kill her. Yeah, you know what? I think this bitch gets to die.

Unknown_06: Wasting my fucking time like this. She really wants to die. I've hooked her twice, so this is the third hook for her. She's going to go down.

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Unknown_06: That also means I can't use the hook, so I have to kind of be aware that when I pick Ada up... Actually, she's crawling towards a hook that I can use, so I'm going to go ahead and pick her up, too.

Unknown_06: That's a really strong, shredded one.

Unknown_06: I'm gonna check on that. I know that they made progress on that one over there. Nope, that one's going down.

Unknown_06: Oh, I see her boyfriend.

Unknown_06: Hey babe, let's play dead by daylight together. If I get hooked, you gotta save me, okay?

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Unknown_06: So when you get hooked like this, you see how she's lagging behind him? That's because he has a perk that when he takes someone off the hook,

Unknown_06: he the person who has been unhooked if they get hit again gets a little movement bonus so she knows that she has that movement bonus and is trying to take the hook for him because uh or the hit for him because nothing will happen to her he'll be fine but i went after him yeah that was the first time i hooked him how embarrassing okay that gen's knocked down

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Unknown_06: And he doesn't have Kindred. He's doing jumping jacks on the hook to tell people that are watching that I'm nearby. I like Kindred, because when you have Kindred, you don't have to do jumping jacks. People can just see the killer if he's camping you.

Unknown_06: The guy with the beard, I don't know what the fuck he's up to.

Unknown_06: Let's see. They're not making progress on the gems.

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Unknown_06: And now they're healing each other. But that's okay. They're like on some corner of the map. Oh, there it is.

Unknown_06: If he wants to break all his pallets, that's fine. If he wants to waste his flash fight on me, that's fine. See, the people that really play the game know really well where all the pallets are, so they just... They'll run from one pallet to the next.

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Unknown_02: This guy's not as good as he thinks he is I Am convinced that the first guy he has a funky name the character name I

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Unknown_06: I don't know what the fuck he's doing because I'm checking out all the gems and I just don't hear any work being done on them. So I'm forced to assume that that guy is literally just just hiding. He's not doing anything.

Unknown_06: Really close I shouldn't have bothered if you to swing and to miss is bad because if you swing and miss you lose ground and it's a you're only Just barely slower than they are So, uh, no We're just faster than they are. So you have to be really careful not to waste too much time around Just trying to blind me good fucking up with that bitch. I'm gonna go get you in a second. I

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Unknown_06: Should've just ran when he had the chance. Are you gonna drop the pallet? Go drop the pallet. Are you gonna blind me? Gonna just stand there and fucking blind me instead of running?

Unknown_06: Do whatever you want.

Unknown_06: Do whatever pleases you. I would just enter a silencing mode here, but... Like I said, I can't...

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Unknown_06: Can't get her the second time that I Can catch up though shit when she gets a big lead like that I can see she's jumping shit That's pretty good I couldn't find her Now they're gonna try to meet each other and heal each other so I have to find out where they are I

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Unknown_06: Her upstairs The reason why I take that like that groan there is because um That's what I have to do in order, okay, i'm just gonna break down this wall And she ran back

Unknown_06: I swear, there has to be a way to, like... I'm not familiar with this loop that she's doing, so I'm not particularly confident. No, I am catching up.

Unknown_06: See, this is the shit that people get really frustrated with, because they loop back and forth like this, and you're just like, ah. And then when you get upset, you start making mistakes, but if you keep your head, you'll eventually catch up, because you're just a little bit faster than they are.

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Unknown_01: Can I not use this hook?

Unknown_04: Why is it not red for me?

Unknown_06: Okay, and then... There is one more guy. I can hear him already. Oh, he's right there.

Unknown_06: Oh, this is going to be really depressing. Watch. That's it.

Unknown_06: That's it. That's all that's left.

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Unknown_06: Now, this is super infuriating if you have issues with managing your frustration.

Unknown_06: That's it.

Unknown_06: Okay. Let's see. One second.

0:21:22
Unknown_06: Okay. They gave me iridescence for everything. I can't believe it.

Unknown_00: Zap to the extreme is the doctor?

Unknown_06: Nah, you gotta zap fast.

0:21:54
Unknown_06: Games played by women? What fucking woman plays this game?

Unknown_00: Play the hog.

Unknown_06: I have to send myself to the bog map if I'm gonna play the hog.

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Unknown_06: Brit bong? Does Brit bong play Dead by Daylight?

Unknown_06: Oh the kpop killer is the fucking worst He's neither fun to play against nor um to play as because he's not that good I really I really fucking hate kpop I am very casual.

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Unknown_00: I'm not playing like Oh, I should read super chats.

Unknown_06: Um, oof, that's not It's not very cash money of me to ignore people sending money and shit during the game

Unknown_00: I don't know if I've actually gotten any action. But, uh, check that out.

Unknown_00: Congrats on adding four more kills to the forum.

Unknown_06: Kill count. Thank you, Nir. Um...

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Unknown_06: Can you imagine? Can you imagine if there was, like, a Kiwi Farm serial killer that, like, reenacted Dead by Daylight and said, I do it all with the name of Josh Moon and the Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_00: No, there is a K-pop killer. No, for real.

Unknown_06: It's Jongwoo or some shit. It's so annoying. He's like Korean Joker, and he goes like, hee hee hee, hoo hoo, ha ha, I'm doing my silly Korean Joker laugh, hoo hoo, hee hee, ha ha. and then he throws a ninja stars at you and it's his ability is annoying to play against and supposedly at higher levels it's like he's like one of the worst because uh ranged abilities in this game are like op which is because of how the looping mechanics works so they can't make it too strong so when you play as him it feels bad because they intentionally have his ranged ability be gimped But then when you play against him, it's like it's a ranged ability. So you feel annoyed having to deal with it Well, I hear a generator I see some people Aha, it's the t-slur survivor gotcha bitch

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Unknown_06: She fast. Why are you so fast for her? What do you got? You got sprint burst? You got sprint burst, buddy?

0:25:05
Unknown_06: What are you doing? Oh no, they're lezzing out. They're having a lesbian encounter.

Unknown_06: Ooh, that hook right there got your name on it.

Unknown_06: Yeah, see, this is Mikayla. She's the ti- she's- she's a chi. She uses wicked magic to hex totems.

Unknown_06: And has a face like, uh, well, like Robert Zadar, to be honest with you.

0:25:39
Unknown_06: Oh, you better run! You better run!

Unknown_06: Ooh, I fucked up. I thought that lamp post was, uh, was another T-word, another HIV-positive member of society.

Unknown_06: Where's that grunting coming from?

Unknown_06: Better go find it, though.

Unknown_06: Oh, it's up there, I see.

Unknown_06: I see what's going on.

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Unknown_06: Oof. What a great fake-out. You really had me there. I was so surprised that you did that.

Unknown_06: You got so close to that pallet there, buddy.

Unknown_06: Okay, that's done. Let's move over here, clear out these, because they're going to be on these generators, like little cockroaches. Cockroaches.

0:26:44
Unknown_06: Hanging out. Paringens.

Unknown_06: Oh, it's my favorite. It's Makayla again.

Unknown_06: Oh, you did such a good job hitting me.

0:27:32
Unknown_06: That's one gym.

Unknown_06: Am I close to the basement? Oh, I am right next to the basement.

Unknown_06: Oh, I fucked up. I fucked up.

Unknown_06: I really fucked up. I don't know where the entrance to the basement is on this map. Ah, fuck. You have very limited time when you're holding someone to, um... What the fuck are you doing here?

0:28:04
Unknown_06: What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you, like, dysfunctional?

Unknown_06: Holy shit, that guy really thought I had some kind of master plan that he was interrupting. And then when I completely fucked it up, he just shit himself. He just dumped ass. Like, oh god. He actually was an idiot. He didn't know what he was doing.

Unknown_06: Ooh, she got healed. Ooh, she's got a boon. The T magic, the HRT magic, is that there is a totem that she hexes, and then everybody in that totem heals really fast. And it's kind of important that if you happen to see it, you do something about it. Ah! Ho-ho-hee-hee!

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Unknown_06: That's right. Tunnel time.

Unknown_06: She's running.

0:29:27
Unknown_06: Wow, they really let that...

Unknown_06: That girl go to a so 60 seconds on the hook they progress to their next stage. There's three stages one stage is They can do the jumping jack second stage they have things And if you sit on it for 30 seconds you'll automatically progress to your second hook state so

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Unknown_06: so uh if you just spend too long if nobody comes to get you you'll get hooked twice effectively that's what i'm trying to say and i think they let her get her get hooked twice so oh that was very close so is the joke gonna be that she's actually very good at chase now the joke is that she's dead

Unknown_06: Mike is crackling a bit. I'll take a look at him. Oh, no, that was somebody else. I was confusing her with the kitten, who is definitely.

Unknown_06: That one's not.

Unknown_06: That one's not. They're going to be on that again. When I turn this corner, I'm going to hit it. Oh, how do they fuck that up?

0:31:03
Unknown_06: If I had landed that, that would have been perfect. That would have been stylish. I fucked up. There's like three buttons in this game and I managed to hit the wrong one.

Unknown_02: Ah!

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Unknown_06: They're probably working on that one, but I'm okay with that because if they do that one, then the last three gens are all over here.

Unknown_06: I can kind of patrol them better, but I'm going to go check it out, see if I can get a hook. I'm actually not doing too great this game, and that's okay. This map is Raccoon PD, which is notoriously difficult for killers because the bigger a map is, the more difficult it is.

Unknown_02: Ah!

Unknown_06: That even fucking hit me what a joke Even though I can see her I'm not getting you don't hear the music which means I

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Unknown_06: Which means it's not technically a chase and I don't get bloodlust. Okay, she just wants to bring me around to every single pallet and destroy what's left.

Unknown_05: Gotcha! I got you! I got you!

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Unknown_05: Bye-bye, kitten.

Unknown_06: Oh! Oh-ho-ho! Is this your boon?

Unknown_06: No, that's my boon.

Unknown_01: Come on, Josh.

Unknown_06: Walk. Walk to that hook, Josh.

Unknown_06: Now!

Unknown_06: Now you know why this map is so fucking frustrating.

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Unknown_02: Guess I didn't need it enough.

Unknown_06: Oh, there is the basement.

Unknown_06: This loop is not worth it. I'm going to do it for like 10 seconds. One, two, three. What?

0:34:52
Unknown_06: No, I got to go.

Unknown_06: Very close. Very close hit.

0:35:35
Unknown_06: OK, no bullshit. Come on.

Unknown_06: There's a few fucking hooks in there. I've never been in this basement before. Very lucky. And she's dead. Okay. I can do it. I can get three kills by this.

Unknown_06: They're all healed up. The other one's way over there. I'm fucked. Okay.

0:36:11
Unknown_06: So the final gym has been repaired there's five of them there's seven on the map five have to be No, they're both together She's going bad man, she's gonna do the tea bag thing Two is a draw Two is a draw which means I could have done better

Unknown_06: see i'm not sure who i'm level i think i'm leveling up pig right now because she has surveillance and i want that

Unknown_06: Yeah. So here's the new mini game they added. They fixed this so that just as you want to get to level 50, because at level 50, these three perks that are the uniques are unlocked for everybody. So the goal is to get to level 50 without spending as little blood points as possible. Every node has a blood point cost to it. Brown, yellow, green, purple, and then pink in ascending order. This one costs 2,000. This one costs 4,000. So the goal is... Spend as few points as possible. So I always go for like one and then eventually That shows up that's not favorable. I was if it was over here then I could spend fewer points So I'm gonna try to beat it actually Then I'm gonna take this And then

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Unknown_06: Yeah, hidden level 50. The entire game is this. This is the actual real game of Dead by Daylight. It's trying to get level 50 for every character so you can actually play.

Unknown_06: I played Missile.

Unknown_06: quick click while you spend um i don't want to play pig though i want to play legion i don't think i can like switch killer you know what i mean is it pay to win

0:38:39
Unknown_06: um in the vaguest sense there's three currencies there's your rxls which are your uh i want to like make my survivor look like a horror currency there's the bloods the middle one the iridescent shards and they're using the store for two different things um

Unknown_06: which is unlocking heroes, or killers, or survivors, or unlocking the Bloodlord perks. Like, every week there's four of these that you can buy for both killers and survivors, and you can just buy them for 2,000 and get them in your web early. So if you're playing for many weeks, you'll pick up the most meta perks just by going through the shop and spending 2,000 shards on unlocking one of these perks for everybody.

Unknown_06: However, if you are willing to pay, you can just buy every killer.

0:39:31
Unknown_06: And that way you can have access to them on your blood web.

Unknown_06: It's not even really pay to progress because even if you unlock the killer that you want, you still have to pay these blood points to grind the web. So it's not so simple.

Unknown_06: Okay, let me see if my mic is cracking. Is this better? Is my mic better now?

0:40:09
Unknown_06: Yeah, everyone likes to dress like a whore. That's like the main thing about this game. It's like, you know, it's totally a trim thing where it's like, if I'm going to stare at someone's butt for eight hours, it might as well be a woman's.

Unknown_06: Everybody, if he's worth a shit, just plays Dwight. Dwight's the Chad, the Chad pick, even though he's a soy boy.

Unknown_00: I haven't watched any of PPP's streams, so I can't comment.

0:40:44
Unknown_06: I know that he said that I store passwords in plain text, but he's just parroting keffels. He doesn't really understand what any of that means.

Unknown_00: KiwiFarms.cc will be up hopefully, hopefully, hopefully next week.

0:41:20
Unknown_06: And I say hopefully because it's like every time there's an update, I'm thinking, oh, next week for sure things will be back online. Never happens. And then I send some more emails. I'm like, hey, I got a status report. Can I get a, you know, whatever. Can you tell me what the fuck's happening? I don't get a report. And then it's like, oh, there's nothing stopping them from making it so I can bring KiwiFarms.cc up.

Unknown_00: I'm just waiting.

Unknown_06: See, I don't know why you're talking about plain text passwords. Zenforo uses bcrypt. You cannot turn off bcrypt. If you use Zenforo, your passwords are stored in bcrypt. However, if man-in-the-middle attacks are launched, then it doesn't matter what the encryption is because your passwords will be intercepted. But PPP doesn't understand what happened, and Kefals doesn't understand what happened, so they just say whatever to try and irritate me.

0:41:56
Unknown_06: It's very frustrating having to explain to, like, people who should know better, like, no, really, the tranny is just full of shit and is a liar.

0:42:32
Unknown_06: I'm really happy that he dropped that pallet. So this guy's just gonna lead me to every pallet and drop them for me, right? Well, this guy's good. I'm gonna leave him.

Unknown_06: I'm gonna go beat up on the, uh, the femboys.

Unknown_05: Oh, hello, femboy. Come to get bullied, it will.

0:43:23
Unknown_06: That was a good blind. Holy shit, I still got her! What a retard!

Unknown_01: Yeah, I'm thinking Femboy Bully Patrol back on board, boys.

0:43:55
Unknown_06: Fuck did he go? How is this guy this good at hiding?

Unknown_06: See he's playing a man character. So, you know, you know, there's no fucking around with him. He means business This game's gonna go fast, I'm not careful

Unknown_06: Wait, so I'm confused.

Unknown_06: Does the stab drop them in autism mode when they don't have a yellow bar? Because I don't know how I dropped Mikhail last time. I thought I was in autism mode when it happened, so... It's this fucking asshole again.

0:44:31
Unknown_06: That must be his...

Unknown_06: I can't believe that I've never ever been fucked over by a flick like that this fucking guy Yeah, this ace he's playing with his friends and he's like the good one He didn't he didn't actually manage to sabotage the hook before going down Okay, whatever

0:45:24
Unknown_06: so ace is the person in their game that's like really good and the rest are just like his retard friends that he's playing with that's nice of him i see scratches who's been going where oh someone's been going down here

Unknown_06: I feel like I'm not doing as good a job this game, to be honest with you. Thing again, you can tell that it's surviving with friends because they're sending to fucking Raccoon PD and this is like the most slanted.

0:46:13
Unknown_06: Okay, got you this son of an asshole. Tranu- I can't say that, I'm gonna need to. Transistor alert. Transistor alert.

Unknown_06: Where the fuck is it? Oh.

Unknown_06: Fuck it. Fuck it. Where'd it go? I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go get that boon of healing.

0:46:57
Unknown_06: Okay, that's gone.

Unknown_06: I'm gonna run back and hopefully... I don't even wanna try to pick her up because I know I'm not gonna make that fucking... This'll be around here.

0:47:29
Unknown_06: This guy's really giving me a headache, you know that?

Unknown_06: I'm not that dumb.

Unknown_06: I'm pretty fucking dumb, but I'm not that dumb That's a big guy

0:48:09
Unknown_06: Definitely gonna go save that guy as quickly as they can It's fucking not what the fuck are they doing The guys he's playing with a real shit

Unknown_06: It's dead hard. Is he gonna try to pick her up?

Unknown_06: Oh, no special games.

Unknown_06: They only... See, this is... I know that only the ace is good because... Where'd he go?

0:48:58
Unknown_06: Because they're putting in all this work and...

Unknown_06: Nobody's popping gins, you know, I'm wasting all this time. I'm running around like a retard I'm doing a really bad job chasing ace and then there's like well, where's the fruits of the labor? Where's the pop pop pop some?

Unknown_02: Fucking it's a bit late for the flashlight McHale.

Unknown_06: Oh

0:49:35
Unknown_06: This dude, how does he know where to run so that there's not a fucking hook around? Fuck it, you know what? Fuck you.

Unknown_06: That would have been really good with my ability.

0:50:42
Unknown_06: Very close I'm a little bit frustrated right now because they're all hit they're all tagged I can just luck out and get some hooks But even then it's like the the number of hooks on the map leaves something to be desired here And they're all here because what's her face is getting up her uh

Unknown_06: Boon totems so they can heal very fast.

Unknown_06: They already Seriously Where could they have possibly gone to heal up?

Unknown_06: See all that work and it's going to go away because the um, they brought like health kits and shit

0:51:46
Unknown_06: This map it's it's wrecking PD. It's like famous. Everybody knows that this map is like extremely difficult I'm sure I could play better and stuff I don't even see her often

Unknown_06: Where the fuck did she go? Still got her pallet.

0:52:21
Unknown_06: I kind of just want this game to end, because it's like... They're playing so cautiously. The game will never end if I keep doing the mad shit. That didn't hit, really.

Unknown_06: I think he has iron grip or whatever. The one that makes it so that you don't have any of these big panting sounds. I don't hear him at all.

0:52:55
Unknown_06: See the perks they're playing with so she effectively has three different health states.

0:53:32
Unknown_06: I bet you... I really hope he doesn't have unbreakable because then he'll be able to pick himself up. See if I can get a tag on her real quick.

Unknown_06: I don't think he has unbreakable because he's crawling away.

Unknown_06: goodbye ace sorry but you're the best one you had to go first

0:54:38
Unknown_06: She's also dead.

Unknown_06: I hear pain. I bet you it's upstairs. I bet she's in the gym upstairs.

Unknown_06: I don't hear pain anymore because she healed herself. Aha!

0:55:23
Unknown_06: Can't hide from me.

Unknown_06: All the good players are dead now. Where are you gonna go? What are you gonna do?

Unknown_01: Back.

Unknown_02: I hear it.

0:55:55
Unknown_06: I hear pain.

Unknown_06: I know where she's at.

Unknown_06: Where is it? No, I don't hear pain anymore. Where is she? I heard pain.

Unknown_06: Oh, she healed herself.

Unknown_02: Ho ho!

0:56:46
Unknown_06: Scritchity scratch, I'll make you act make you act oh Yeah, I heard I heard something oh come on I'm going crazy now Are they so quiet?

Unknown_06: Fucking the kale she has a boon totem up to heal faster, and they're just running they know they're playing together They know where the boon totem is at and they're running to it over and over again and because I'm playing Legion It's like I either have to hook them

0:57:55
Unknown_06: It's time soccer child Maybe she's committing 41 41 of what?

Unknown_06: I don't understand that reference They're both at two hooks where come on now

Unknown_06: If you're smart, you're just going to hide. No point. I'm silent too fast. I can be everywhere at once.

0:58:35
Unknown_06: OK. Well, I know now that they're going to hide on this side of the map.

Unknown_06: And the thing that really drives me crazy is that I can fucking hear them as clear as day, but I never know if it's like above me or on the same floor as me. So I really have to try hard to figure out where the source of things are.

0:59:11
Unknown_06: I have unlocked an achievement called Deranged Pursuit, for whatever reason. I don't know what that means.

Unknown_06: Okay, you're dead.

Unknown_06: Keep your ears out, real heavy chat. So now, there's one survivor left, and they don't have the gins open, which means that somewhere on this map, there's going to be a gate. Just a random hatch on the ground, it's magical.

1:00:00
Unknown_02: I've destroyed it.

Unknown_06: Now.

Unknown_06: Gotta find this bitch. I'm real fucking tired of this shit. I want a 4k. I've ran around this map eight million goddamn times. Six million times, in fact. Be specific.

1:00:34
Unknown_06: And it's time.

Unknown_02: You're just dead.

Unknown_06: You're fucking dead. Why? Why even run? There's no hatch. You can't open the door. What do you think's gonna happen? It's that hook right there. It's that hook right there!

1:01:13
Unknown_06: This was a very long game chat. They don't usually last this long. I better have a hundred thousand fucking points.

Unknown_06: That was a hard one. I'm gonna say GG.

Unknown_06: Okay, perfect. That was very tough.

1:01:47
Unknown_06: I feel kind of bad about focusing on those two guys as hard as I did, but Ace, he doesn't play anything particularly annoying.

Unknown_06: He's unranked. I bet you he's a good player, but this is like his first game back in the season because it's October and shit.

Unknown_06: Give me one second. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Do I have a thing for bathroom break? Foreground? No, I do not. Here, you know what? I'll put it in gray mode. I'll be right back. I promise.

1:03:59
Unknown_06: hello gamers i got that nozzle uh... oops i want to make this not gray uh... let me see if there's any more superstars let me not be dumba bumbo for twenty says chad josh not waiting out dead hard uh... thanks uh... yeah like i know it's you're supposed to wait it out like when you know that someone has dead hard you're supposed to like memorize in your head like oh this guy's got dead hard so i have to like bait it out and it's like um no that's too much that's too much brain power for this game Nautilus for five says, play Elden Ring. Absolutely fucking not. Someone literally paid me like $2,000 to play Sekiro, and I never did that. You literally cannot pay me enough to play these fucking games. WorstGirlSupremacy for five says, VTuberJush win. Also, you played Mortuary Assistant. It's pretty spooky. I have not played that, and I don't know. Maybe for April Fool's.

1:04:58
Unknown_06: GutlingGoon for 2.75 says, sweet. And Degenerate for five says, to understand the groomer, true and egg-cracking, you must play Genshin Impact. Thankfully it isn't anime surprisingly enough. I don't give a fuck if it's chinese. I'm not playing that shit Come on now Come on now. Don't be don't be silly. Let's not let's not be redonkulous here Good cute times

1:05:37
Unknown_06: I really don't have a favorite killer. When I played before, I really liked Michael Myers. But as I got better at the game, because last time I was like gold one or something as a killer. And it's like, once you get in the gold... Myers you really start to see the limitations of the m1 killer even though I think he's like that he's very fun to play because you can really play Like when you're playing against people who are kind of new to the game the lower levels It's really fun watching people freak out and not understand why you're staring at them and then they play games with you He's like haha friendly killer. He's just staring at us, bro And then you go tier three and you start fucking murdering them and they're like, oh my god We fell right into his sick twisted designs Um, but higher tiers, they know what you're doing and it's not as fun.

1:06:12
Unknown_00: I also played a lot of, um, uh, Ring, Ring Girl.

Unknown_06: Uh, I don't know what the fuck her name is. The girl that makes the, the, you know, climbs out of the well.

Unknown_06: On Rios, whatever.

1:06:54
Unknown_06: But she's also very weak. I like her mechanics. It's a horror game. To me, the game should be scary. You should be surprising people. You should be taking them by surprise. And they should be afraid of you. And your mechanics, even to people who play a lot, should scare them. And those characters are not the ones in meta. The one in meta is Nurse.

1:07:30
Unknown_06: Why is he so fast?

Unknown_06: Melanated man, why are you so fast? Do you have your Nikes on, sir?

Unknown_06: I believe that is four hits and 30 seconds. No, it's Raccoon City because they're all playing with fucking friends and they all teleport to this goddamn map. They all send you to this hell. Bitch.

1:08:04
Unknown_02: Ugh!

Unknown_06: Hello right here you can actually literally fucking hear me walk up behind you Yeah, I know it's one of the worst for killer and that's why everyone plays it's not a mystery to me I

1:08:57
Unknown_06: I'm not supposed to walk in the walls, sir. It's not good for your health.

Unknown_06: Okay, I got... Really?

Unknown_06: Really? Is this how this game is gonna go?

1:09:30
Unknown_06: really fantastic amazing amazing chat

Unknown_06: Listen, I don't know why I'm so good at hunting down poor innocent people of gender, but... It comes with the job, I guess. Where the fuck are you? Am I retarded? Where is this other girl at? Is she just crawling away?

1:10:21
Unknown_06: Have I lost my mind?

Unknown_06: Where the fuck is she?

Unknown_06: Hello?

Unknown_05: Hello?

Unknown_05: Hello?

Unknown_06: Oh my god, I feel like a retard. Where did she go?

1:10:57
Unknown_06: No, she doesn't quit.

Unknown_06: Where did I hit her? Oh no. Is it on the ground? It's below me.

Unknown_06: She gets picked up after I close the hatch. Are you fucking joking me? If this bitch escapes, I'm gonna pull my fucking hair out.

1:11:29
Unknown_06: Why does she not just die instantly? You know, they're changing that. Next patch, they're changing the way that you, uh, the game ends. If all four are on the ground, you don't have to hook them anymore.

Unknown_06: You know, you really delayed this much further than it needs to be. If she breaks out, I swear to God.

1:12:16
Unknown_06: Bad manners. I'm not gonna let her get out. Are you fucking kidding me? She sent me to raccoon PD. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna let you have the hatch. I'm not gonna let you pull the switch. You sent me to this fucking map. You are gonna die. I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna play as sweaty as possible. I'm gonna fucking ruin your day.

Unknown_06: I had fun. I don't care what you people say. Someone really wants him to play pig but Pig is like difficult. I

1:13:07
Unknown_06: Pig is very weak in the meta. I've only played her a couple times.

Unknown_06: do i play that now you can see the ones i played are unreal shape legion and that's about it i've not really had any luck playing any of the others i maxed out plague and artists for their skills um huntress is fun but it's huntress is very sweaty huntress is someone you have to sweat when you play you want to see me fail okay you know what let me see if i can arrange them

1:13:49
Unknown_06: Sorry, I'm just making sure that I'm not missing any donations or whatever.

Unknown_06: Today is the second, right?

Unknown_06: Uh, Josh, I can't access github.com. I want to see if I can learn Rust.

Unknown_06: Um, it's on github right now. It's github.com slash j-a-w dot hyphen s-h. J-a-w hyphen s-h. Uh, github.com will be up at the same time the other ones are up. Okay, um, I guess I'll just play with

1:14:26
Unknown_06: The the stock shit, I mean you get the blood web out try my best to salvage this Or my butt i'm trying to get surveillance from the pig so that's why i'm leveling her up But i'll use this as an opportunity to try and

Unknown_06: Get some higher level things so my game isn't completely miserable So I think with the pig it's sort of like She she she puts traps on people and then they have to find a way to take them off and it's pretty trivial to take the traps off so I imagine what you want is ways to stop generators And uh, let's go to

1:15:19
Unknown_06: Let me just pour my blood points into it first and then we can uh hex ruins Sorry, i'm just playing the mini game here to try and

Unknown_06: I'll check chat. So for Pig, like I said, you have the cages, the cut cages that you want to put people in.

Unknown_06: That's mean. I'm not going to say anything bad about his kid. That's, uh... You know, I do want this.

Unknown_06: It's bad karma, I feel.

Unknown_06: Shit talk people's kids Patrick Tomlinson. There you go. That's a good one Patrick Tomlinson's all Fair game He's like he's like still pissed off. What's what's really funny about Patrick Tomlinson is that he's on Twitter like pissed off at us and

1:16:12
Unknown_06: And it's like, I'm the only person who ever says like, hey, maybe you guys from, you know, other communities shouldn't be swatting Patrick Tomlinson. And does he thank me? Does he say like, oh, like even DSP and Wings of Redemption are like, Josh is like the voice of reason sometimes. And he kind of reels people back in when they're being too extreme. Does Patrick Tomlinson give me that cred? No. He's like, let's fuck this website.

1:16:46
Unknown_06: Wesker is very difficult. The issue that I have with Wesker is that his ability is very, very fickle. You bump into anything as Wesker and you're done. Your chase is over. You don't get shit.

1:17:26
Unknown_06: Let me see my loadout. Okay. I'll play one as Pig and then one as Wesker.

Unknown_06: I guess.

Unknown_06: That's really good. Decreases reverse bear trap death time. I'll take that.

Unknown_06: Okay. Play some pig.

1:18:00
Unknown_06: Child stalker.

Unknown_06: I'll play Wesker next, I promise.

Unknown_06: I'm playing against really bad players, uh, cause... Silver for him. Three Megs.

Unknown_06: Three Megs and a Ho-Min.

Unknown_06: I don't have a fourth perk because I'm doing the achievement. If you get a merciless victory using nothing but your three default perks for a character, you get an achievement. So usually what I do when I play a character for the first time and I'm not good at them is I'll run their stock perks. I won't try to figure out what to do. And then I'll try to get the adept perk. And then once I have the adept perk, then I'll fuck around with their perks a little bit.

1:18:33
Unknown_06: No, it's not just for the achievement. The achievement's just like a fun thing to do. Like a goal. But it's like, I just want to experience the character as they are designed.

1:19:14
Unknown_06: I'm tired of this map.

Unknown_06: Snob, snob, snob. I can't beat these snobbers, man.

Unknown_06: Junkyard, did they send me to Junkyard? Did they, like, burn an item to send me here? This is another one of those maps. I think that's, uh... Slanted towards the survivor. So they like to send me here. Yes, we... Here we are. We're in the Ralph... The Ralph... Family... Estate. Oh, I fucked that up really bad. There's gotta be someone else on this. It's too fast. Nope. Nope.

1:19:46
Unknown_05: That tested best suit This is one of the things where it's like they will love to kite you through this for a day and

1:20:43
Unknown_06: It's kind of hard to tilt when you're playing with one of those not to tilt when you're playing with someone who's just gonna like run around go to the next pallet It's a mid slice I know you're vaguely you're supposed to like I can't hear her at all now I was going by sound but now I see her

Unknown_06: It's definitely no legion. No legion thing.

Unknown_06: Bitch. Catch trap. Okay. There. Fuck you. Someone wants their derivery. They can go pick her up. I ain't gonna fucking pick her up.

1:21:43
Unknown_06: Where'd she go?

Unknown_06: My god, this is frustrating. I know she's just hiding around here because she's not gonna leave that fucking gym. That's already like 48 41 percent Let's see Ah

1:22:30
Unknown_02: Hey

Unknown_06: Heard whimpering sounds.

Unknown_06: Oh, goddammit, she got her fucking thing off.

Unknown_06: It's so easy to take the mask off. I'm not playing nice with you anymore.

1:23:25
Unknown_06: Who was phone chat?

Unknown_06: Could be anybody. Could be the police.

Unknown_06: It's important they're not calling that line. It's gonna be some, like, Moldovan phone spammer.

1:24:12
Unknown_06: Gotta watch out for the Moldovans.

Unknown_06: What the fuck ever was the cooldown really so high that I couldn't grab her Ah

1:24:47
Unknown_02: The issue with this map is that the gems are all over the place.

Unknown_06: It's very easy for people to find a nice secluded area of the junkyard to heal themselves.

Unknown_06: There's 8 million different places to take off your reverse bear trap.

Unknown_05: They're all held up. Very frustrating.

1:25:29
Unknown_06: See, this is what I mean. If I was playing Legion, this game would be so much easier. I'm gonna go for the basement. I can feel, based on how she's wiggling, I don't think she's hitting wiggle checks very well.

1:26:00
Unknown_06: No.

Unknown_05: and no pig pig pig's gimmick is the reverse bear trap the idea is is that the person with the reverse bear trap should be running all over trying to take off their reverse bear trap and then because they're doing that they don't have

1:26:50
Unknown_06: Hi, they do not have time to do generators So it's supposed to slow down the game and give her ability to use m1 since she's just an m1 killer really in reality The timer on the reverse bear trap is fucking massive And there is no issue whatsoever with just ignoring it Leisurely running around checking and it's very RNG. There's like eight different things, right? but

Unknown_06: There's like a one in four chance each time that that's going to be the right one when you go to take it off. So if it takes someone 30 seconds to take it off, if it takes someone a full minute to take it off, if it takes someone five seconds to go to the first one they see and take it off, then that's all fair. And it's a very unpredictable killer.

Unknown_06: And you have to really just love playing pig, basically. If the reverse bear trap stuff is just fun to you, Saying, ho-ho, you won a prayer friend game is, like, something that you enjoy doing.

1:27:47
Unknown_06: If stuff like that is, like, funny to you, then you play pig. But it's definitely not because her gimmick is, like, so strong that you're just like, wow!

Unknown_06: Damn, I would have won this game if not for those dang darn reverse bear traps.

Unknown_01: Ugh!

1:28:25
Unknown_06: Who died? Why did they let her die? Why did they let the Asian girl die on the hook while I was running around for the entire fucking game?

Unknown_06: What the fuck did she do to deserve that?

1:28:56
Unknown_06: No, see, if they gave Liz up just to appease, or Feng Min up just to appease the entity, that's a mistake. Because she's Chinese, the entity's just going to be hungry again real soon. Oh.

Unknown_06: She's got... So they got the last gem up. Is she going to go for the unhook?

Unknown_06: I assume so. That's what she'll be doing. I'm going to camp this out.

Unknown_06: It would be really funny to me if one of them moated.

1:29:36
Unknown_06: Okay, she's dead.

Unknown_06: I'm going to go after her. If that girl with the head trap dies, I would be really funny. So I'm chasing the one that does not have the trap on.

Unknown_06: And the one that does have the trap on is running around. Oh, she got it off. God damn it. Okay.

Unknown_06: Okay, I gotta be smarter.

Unknown_06: I can probably get 3k if I'm really careful.

1:30:08
Unknown_06: So I'm gonna make my way to the lightbox.

Unknown_06: Don't see anyone on that one.

Unknown_06: Fuck. I fucked up.

1:30:43
Unknown_06: No.

Unknown_06: I want three.

Unknown_06: I'm not gonna be nice because your name is DeathSkullGamer, whatever the fuck that means. Ooh. Real close. Is my BM gonna be rewarded, chat?

Unknown_06: Dunna. Dunna. And... Ah, get fucked.

Unknown_06: Vic, get fucked.

Unknown_06: There's no such thing as good manners, chat. Another Kiwi Farms death. It's called staccatic terrorism, chat.

1:31:16
Unknown_06: Ruthless. I didn't get merciless. How did I not get merciless?

Unknown_06: Oh, that's really frustrating. Because if I had gotten... I bet you it's one pip away.

Unknown_06: No, I'm four pips away. Damn.

Unknown_06: So I didn't get my achievement. Let's go.

1:31:52
Unknown_06: Is this the live chat where you can order order HRT? Yes.

Unknown_06: It comes in many different flavors. It comes in bubble gum.

Unknown_06: When I went to the dentist, I always got bubble gum flavored like putty that they put in your mouth. I can't remember why they did that.

Unknown_06: Claire bear for five says Josh glad to see you're playing dead by daylight. It's one of my favorite games Also, my husband drew some keffels art you may enjoy and there's a chud buds that lol link. Let's see this.

1:32:26
Unknown_06: Oh Your husband drew this I've seen this around already all over the place and I had no idea what it was or where it came from It's very good

Unknown_06: Yeah, this is excellent. Really, really great art style. It's just perfect.

Unknown_06: In case you're just listening for whatever he says, everyone I don't like is Kiwi Farms. It's like the book that's... I think the original was Everyone I Don't Like is Hitler, an Emotionally Assunted Narcissist Guide to Life Ruination. The other one says something else. It's like to debate, but the rainbow was like a regular rainbow, not like a rotten, fleshy rainbow.

1:33:08
Unknown_06: Very nice.

Unknown_06: People pay me to send me great art. What is life, chat? I've made it.

Unknown_06: Okay, I'll play Wesker now.

Unknown_06: Wesker is his dead name, now he goes by the Mastermind.

1:33:54
Unknown_06: These are all really weird extensions Wesker is from um a resident evil Why does every player have the lgbt flag it's just like

Unknown_06: It's just what people show off.

Unknown_06: I don't know. I really don't understand it. I really like a guy that makes videos called Otz. Not Otz. And he's Romanian. And every video he has to make a sneaky comment like, I love gays. Ha ha. I love everybody. Ha ha.

Unknown_06: It's like, okay. It's you know, it's 2020. I assume by default that you're like that everybody Who's like on the internet who's especially on twitch if you're on twitch? I assume that you would suck a dick to keep your affiliate partnership on on twitch.

1:34:54
Unknown_06: I I assume that you would get on hands and your hands and knees and suck dick to stay on that platform Like you don't need to tell me but yeah for some reason they just always do it's just like It's really baffling

Unknown_00: He's romanian he's like in a poor shithole country that should That should be base, but I guess gypsies can't be based The gimmick of wesker

1:35:38
Unknown_06: He has two dodges. If he hits a survivor, you're going to actually see me get upset playing Musker. If he hits a survivor and then in the line that he would be moving, he hits a wall, the survivor takes damage. If you do not hit a wall, you simply fling the survivor a ways away and nothing happens. If you touch anything, if you go anywhere near any object, you will lose your second charge. I will show you now.

Unknown_06: Your second one is longer and you have to be really really precise with how you like How you land this See what I mean such bullshit just she's right fucking there just hit the goddamn wall Then I hit the the right mouse button for like a second.

1:36:32
Unknown_06: And I'm slowed down to like a crawl. His kit, I really hate his kit. It's so finicky. Is that all you have?

Unknown_06: Whatever, I just slammed a black lady against a tree. I guess I'm doing okay despite my complaining.

1:37:06
Unknown_06: I thought I just... I don't... He's like, not like the... I'm out, EPs.

Unknown_06: Homeboy ain't ready for that shit.

Unknown_06: Fuck! Oh, I hate it. I hate it so much.

Unknown_06: Total global cockination.

1:37:46
Unknown_06: I'm just... It's just so frustrating when you miss it and you're just sitting there staring at it. Like, let me swipe. Let me do anything besides just sit here and stare at this fuckhead.

Unknown_06: I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate his kit so fucking much.

Unknown_02: Okay, I'm done.

Unknown_06: I'm done trying to be smart and use my fucking dash to get around this.

1:38:41
Unknown_06: I'm just going to tunnel her. I'm going to kill this bitch.

Unknown_06: There's no way I'm going to win this fucking game. I'm just going to tunnel Claudette. Because she's rude. See what I mean? Just let me... Just hit... Wait.

Unknown_06: Why did that work?

Unknown_06: Seven minutes is all I could spare to play with you. Why did that one damage her? Is it a thing where she goes down if she's already got a pit of health gone? But if she doesn't, then she just like flies away and walks away.

1:39:28
Unknown_06: I'm camping you. I'm camping you. I'm tunneling you. I don't give a fuck. You gave me the BM. I gave you the T. That's how it goes.

Unknown_06: Not the kind of T that you would want to take.

Unknown_06: Oh, really?

Unknown_06: I just, I... It's really frustrating. The thing that really frustrates people when you play this game is when you're playing killer and you just feel weak. And with Wesker's kit, I feel so weak.

1:40:17
Unknown_02: Ah!

Unknown_06: It really really really does not want to let you hit I'll see you dead

1:41:17
Unknown_06: I really just don't like it. I don't know how else to explain that nicely. And that doesn't damage him? Mm-hmm.

1:41:55
Unknown_06: No, the issue is is that they give them this kit and then they have to write all these rules around it because if they like Just make it so that you can travel really quickly. It's the pro players are like they're too good with it They know how to maximize everything so that they don't miss like a single fucking thing And it would feel really unfair fair playing in someone who really really understands his kit perfectly but then when you just like you're just trying to play and have fun and It's just the most awful experience in the entire fucking world He's uh, he's baiting because his girlfriend's gonna come out The fuck is he?

1:42:48
Unknown_06: Ugh

Unknown_06: you can't up playing michael myers you can't misuse his ability i really don't he's just hiding probably just went to the other one now of course if i if i go this way he's gonna run up behind me oh it's already open okay

1:43:20
Unknown_06: I really wish he would just end it. He could walk out, and he's not, watch, I guarantee you, he's at that other exit, teabagging, and if I walk there, he'll leave. If I don't, he'll literally run down the timer, because he wants to be an asshole.

Unknown_06: See, he's even causing loud events, because he wants me to come over.

Unknown_06: This is why people get frustrated playing, because these guys are really fucking rude.

1:43:54
Unknown_06: Let's see Near for two says my favorite part over people doing anything to keep their twitch accounts is how hard they have to scream over people saying the n-word It's why all those try hard compilations never get old to me. It's really funny when they get tricked into Like listening to something racist and they know kind of look at these guys 12 and 11 fuck off. Oh

Unknown_06: And they like freak out about it like that's not cool, bro Danny provides says hi someone please send another don't know so Josh doesn't abruptly in stream Also, you're gonna play boyfriend dungeon eventually like beats. No, I'm not playing boyfriend. Sorry to disappoint Wesker is impressive if you really know how to play him, but You don't you don't Okay, I will do something

1:44:52
Unknown_06: People If you You don't know what I'm doing because you don't play this game. It'll be funny once it starts. I

Unknown_06: Issue is I don't have all the perks I want with Michael Myers.

1:45:38
Unknown_06: I do want to save the best for last. I do not need to play with their food. Where are the good ones with them? Jolt. That's a good one, ain't it? Noed. Noed.

Unknown_06: I'm not hooking, actually. It's not my goal. I like crows. I like the crow thingy.

1:46:09
Unknown_06: I'm going to have to get ones that are for... ...gen stuff, actually.

Unknown_06: Oh, I'll take Corrupt Intervention, even though it's only level 1. Because it's 80 seconds, but it's still 3 gens. Okay, let's do this. I might take Hex Ruin, too. What's the Hex Ruin thing?

Unknown_06: I'll take crows over that. Okay Play dead space maybe I'm streaming against Wingo and Phil. Oh my god.

1:46:46
Unknown_06: I know ruin got nerfed. It's still okay And now I didn't get no head Look what they did, but they already added kpop. That's pretty fucking bad. I

Unknown_06: Okay, I gotta get Feng Min first. She's the tryhard.

Unknown_06: I've never played Vic 2. Vic 3 is coming out soon, though.

1:47:18
Unknown_06: The main thing to... Just never care, like, what people are doing.

Unknown_06: Leon laughed, so he got replaced by Meg.

Unknown_06: Nice nose.

Unknown_06: Wings takes Rainbow really, really seriously though.

1:48:09
Unknown_06: Yes, it's a classic meme build, unless they changed it.

Unknown_06: So... Okay, let me explain Michael Myers.

Unknown_06: In Michael Myers, his right click does nothing. Legion runs really fast, Wesker dashes around, Peg puts the thing on people...

Unknown_06: Michael Myers right clicked is literally nothing at first all you do is you stare at people there's a certain percentage you want to stare at them pretty close but when you get level 2 you move faster and at level 3 you instead of having to hit people twice if you hit people once then they go down so it makes everybody exposed essentially exposed means that you only take one hit to go down

1:49:07
Unknown_06: However, I'm running add-ons. Add-ons change the way that your abilities work in different ways for every killer. There's a bunch of them.

Unknown_06: I will show you what it does. I'm running two. One to make it so that when I'm level three, it never goes away. And the other one has a special effect. I don't want to spoil.

Unknown_06: The socially awkward killer. Yeah, exactly.

Unknown_06: So one of my perks, it starts the game with the three furthest gens locked out, and that forces the players to come in into the map to find a genre they can work on.

1:49:50
Unknown_06: What I'm trying to do is I don't want to spook them too bad. Let's start working on this gym.

Unknown_06: Oh, get down there. Oh, I hate this map too. This is like...

1:50:27
Unknown_06: They can't hear me right now because I'm uh... It's gonna take me a long time to get to level 3.

Unknown_06: But that's okay. We got time.

Unknown_06: They really fucked up already by feeding me so much.

Unknown_06: Yes, it is funny. I'm just stalking them right now They're working on that thing again

1:51:49
Unknown_04: Almost Okay Okay, these two are red which means I can't get any more off of them

Unknown_06: So I'm going to have to go to a different generator. I'm going to let them, I have no choice. I'm just going to let them complete that.

Unknown_06: To figure out where the other ones are now. Because there's only so much stock you can get off of two people.

Unknown_06: Yeah, that's expected.

Unknown_06: See, this is why Myers is so weak. Even though I'm actively oppressing the gens and stuff, it doesn't matter.

1:52:53
Unknown_06: I can't figure out where they are.

Unknown_06: Oh, they're up here.

Unknown_06: It's time. Now, I'm never going to get out of Tier 3. It doesn't help if I, uh... I love crows. I don't care if it's considered a weekend. I love crows.

1:53:27
Unknown_02: Is it, um... Oh no, did I fuck it up?

Unknown_06: I didn't get them I think I fucked it up Unless they changed it

1:54:42
Unknown_06: It still doesn't happen.

Unknown_06: Yeah, I did. I fucked it up.

Unknown_01: Um...

1:55:21
Unknown_06: When you run this build You should be able to kill them instantly Instead of them going down they should just die that's why I've been so lackadaisical because once I got the Modi out I would feel a lot better but I Think I fucked it up

Unknown_06: It's not OP because Myers sucks.

Unknown_06: Yeah, I'm so... I fucked it up, so I'm not like... I'm out of it right now.

Unknown_06: I am long M1ing. Oh!

1:56:20
Unknown_06: I see. Well, they have... They have too many gens already. I'm not going to be able to get that.

1:56:55
Unknown_06: She's got sprint bursts Yeah, she's just leading me away like as far as possible from the um From where anything is at Really?

Unknown_06: Finally! Oh how rewarding too.

Unknown_06: Oh it goes away too? I didn't know that.

Unknown_06: It's been a while since I've done this.

1:58:01
Unknown_06: Where the fuck is the stairs?

Unknown_03: I don't know.

Unknown_06: Sucks. This was supposed to be more fun than I, uh, than I made it. I fucked up.

1:58:34
Unknown_06: The main thing about, um, Perma Tier 3 Michaels is you learn, lose his best ability, which is just using his stare and then flicking around, and then if it slows down, you know that, um, you know that you're looking at someone who thinks he's hidden.

1:59:36
Unknown_06: Ah, I'm very annoyed.

Unknown_06: I'm glad I got that one bitch, though, because she was super fucking annoying.

Unknown_06: Just healing each other out, that's nice.

Unknown_06: Does it have a fucking boon totem here?

2:00:11
Unknown_06: And the red never goes away you can only theoretically enter tier three with him so many times Where's the other

Unknown_06: Josh in real life streams, alright.

Unknown_06: I'm not gonna get B. She's at full.

Unknown_06: No, she's like afraid. Oh, she's being an asshole there, I see.

2:01:09
Unknown_06: They always do that. I don't know why... I've never played a game where I didn't just fucking leave.

Unknown_06: London I've never I've never felt compelled to like sit at the door in teabag. It's just bizarre I'm gonna do it again.

2:01:40
Unknown_06: I'm unsatisfied with that. I'm gonna play one more time as Myers and I'm not gonna fuck this one up son So

Unknown_06: Unlimited duration of evil within three increases the amount of evil required to reach you within three from 200% That's my mistake. I fucked up with that Killing a certain survivor drains the power of evil within so I don't need this We can just get rid of this but So the

2:02:26
Unknown_06: So the meme is with the regular tombstone, because that way... Okay, well I don't do that then. Alright, fuck it.

Unknown_06: I've never used Legion's... Oh, I don't have a Modi with him. Really? I do.

Unknown_06: Oh, it's only the second hook state. Okay, I see.

2:03:06
Unknown_06: I could do tombstone. Regular tombstone.

Unknown_06: I think Legion's based off like a real life killer or something.

Unknown_06: They always say use tombstone piece, but... I don't want to.

Unknown_06: I'm gonna do it again. Fuck it.

2:03:44
Unknown_00: Legion is a dream fan?

Unknown_00: Is he making upholstery out of people?

Unknown_06: Legion's only two teenagers. It's just, um...

Unknown_06: You just play with your food Save the best for last is like the meme one though, right?

Unknown_06: Oh, yeah, I see I've never I don't have pyramid heads. I can't play them. Sorry

2:04:23
Unknown_06: Never forget for one says my trusty old computer died last night So I need a new one any idea how to get one without spending too much money I could steal one I mean that'll get you a computer Okay, my goal this time is not fuck it up

2:05:30
Unknown_00: I'm not good at buying stuff on a budget.

Unknown_06: I have enough money at this point where if I need something, I just get it. I need a new computer for travel, I get a laptop that can run what I need. If I need a new video card, I just get it. Very fortunate in that regard. That's why that's why I'm not shilling as hard as I could Because I do want enough money to like get ahead but not I know at the point where you know, I'm not thinking like oh god I really got to make my budget count with my next laptop by

2:06:17
Unknown_06: don't have a hundred thousand dollars canadian kicking around so that i can go to trips to ireland but which is life yeah house that's my next but you can't really i don't know it feels needed to be like hey guys it's me your favorite streamer make sure to tip so i can buy my house most people don't own houses that's the thing

Unknown_06: I'm gonna take a nice long look at whoever's over here.

Unknown_06: No, don't run! Don't run from me! I need to look at you! Already one pop. Jeez!

2:07:26
Unknown_06: You have to be careful. If you do it too far, they will red out really fast.

Unknown_06: But you won't get as much stock.

Unknown_06: And it's going to take a really long time for me to get stock up on this.

2:08:13
Unknown_05: Thought I grabbed them that was like a glitch I'm making good progress

Unknown_04: It's time it's time to meme See the issue is I now have to chase still

2:09:23
Unknown_06: I think I have to get him with a basic attack. Like, yes!

Unknown_04: She killed him! You killed him! You murderer! You made him die!

2:10:05
Unknown_06: Oh, this is so much nicer. Ah, I figured it out. Shit. I figured it out.

2:10:52
Unknown_06: Ah, no!

Unknown_06: This is a mistake.

Unknown_06: Oh no, I really fucked this one up.

Unknown_06: Oh no, please don't wiggle away.

Unknown_06: Don't wiggle away. I would be oh so traumatized by that. I'd be oh so upset if you wiggled away. Fine, bitch.

Unknown_06: Yeah That's right i'm ending this the ralph mailway, baby No, oh thought I fucked it up again simple click simple click chat remember big brain gotta remember this hello I know where he's at

2:12:06
Unknown_04: Come out. Come out. God damn it.

Unknown_06: You bitch. Look at this.

Unknown_06: Look at what you're making me do. You're making me hook you.

Unknown_06: I knew I should have brought the Modi.

2:12:40
Unknown_06: Okay, where are you?

Unknown_04: Oh, I wonder where she went.

Unknown_06: She really doesn't want to get noted. Come on.

2:13:14
Unknown_06: Nooooooooooo!

Unknown_06: You bitch.

Unknown_06: I can't believe you fucking did this, you fucking bitch.

Unknown_06: Fuck you.

Unknown_06: Bitch I'm not long-clicking. I swear I tippity-tapped it that time.

Unknown_06: I want what I paid for. I paid like 16,000 blood points for those add-ons and you're gonna give me the animation You're gonna give me the animation Where'd you go?

2:14:10
Unknown_06: Oh, player two has entered the game again, huh? Oh, you bitch. You fucking cunt.

Unknown_06: Get out of there.

Unknown_06: You sicken. Oh, decisive strike.

Unknown_06: You let me kill you the right way.

Unknown_06: See she knows what's up the other one doesn't He knows what I want she's denying it to me, which is why I'm chasing her more exciting I

2:15:12
Unknown_06: Come back here.

Unknown_06: She's denying it to me, chat.

Unknown_02: Yeah, my face.

Unknown_06: Cunt.

Unknown_06: Okay, where's the other one?

2:15:59
Unknown_06: Oh, I see somebody over here. Oh ho ho, I sure did.

Unknown_06: Want I want my animation you will not deny me my animation I Will sit here and I will let you fall every single one of these pallets if you really really want to go that way I

2:16:55
Unknown_06: It doesn't do it.

Unknown_06: It doesn't do it if she's mid-animation. She's just going to keep looping this because she thinks she's doing a really good job.

2:17:35
Unknown_06: She's got one hit.

Unknown_06: She's around here. She had unbreakable, which means that if you throw them on the ground, they'll pick themselves up eventually.

Unknown_06: She's injured, though. I should be able to hear her eventually.

Unknown_06: You know, I just realized on Tombstone Myers, Iron Maiden would be a really good perk.

2:18:07
Unknown_06: He's up there she's doing that she wasn't doing that it wouldn't be so far along Bitch I have all day

Unknown_06: Come on out.

Unknown_06: Come on out. Oh, could she be in this one? I wonder if she's in this one. I don't know.

Unknown_06: I don't know. I wonder if she's in this one.

Unknown_06: Just don't know where she's at. I guess I'm going to leave now. I tried everything.

2:19:07
Unknown_06: Tried everything.

Unknown_02: Bitch That's how it goes with the tombstone liars you only ever get like two you never get all four with tombstone

2:19:46
Unknown_06: Um, I don't open it, because... If you... When you play Tombstone Myers, the whole point is that you walk up to someone and you just fucking kill them. They have two hooks left, they've not been injured once, and they're dead. Instantly. Out of the game.

Unknown_06: Um, so when they... When they know that you're playing Tombstone Myers, they'll go into closets, because that way you can't kill her.

Unknown_06: Uh, I just want to see the animation, but...

Unknown_06: They're they're still cucking me out of what's right from the rightfully mine. Yes. Every kill here is added to the the queue from skill count Some scare my eyes. Yeah, this is tombstone Myers is just a meme. It's not like a serious tactic I could play you know, she's really I

2:20:28
Unknown_06: Sure, why not? Why not?

Unknown_06: Let's see what I'm supposed to run on her. It's been a while since I played her. Discordance.

Unknown_06: I do have that.

Unknown_06: It's just weak. I'm not sure. Okay, an expert told me, is it worth playing with Discordance if it's yellow? I don't think so.

2:21:10
Unknown_06: Call of Brine. The other one. Discordance. Dragon's Grip. I don't have that. Call of Brine. I do have that.

Unknown_06: Eruption. I do not have that.

Unknown_06: Yeah, that'll work. Corrupt Intervention.

Unknown_06: Um... Fuck it, that works. I'll run Modi too, just cause when I'm streaming.

2:21:46
Unknown_06: Of course, I'm gonna get cucked out of Modi for that.

Unknown_06: Did I see the Destiny String? Yes, I did.

2:22:21
Unknown_06: Okay, so Ring Girl... There's two parts to her ability.

Unknown_06: The first one is that there are TVs throughout the game.

Unknown_06: You can teleport to them.

Unknown_06: Only one every so often.

Unknown_06: And you can apply a lot of map pressure that way. There's another aspect to her ability that I don't understand at all. I'll be real with you. Manifestation.

Unknown_06: It's condemned.

2:22:59
Unknown_06: So...

Unknown_06: She can walk around invisible and she can also teleport to TVs and The thing but there's the thing with condemned where if the the they turn off TVs they get points When they die somehow I really don't know how that condemned thing works she sells bathwater I

2:23:31
Unknown_06: She can't see though right with this hair she can see she uses some time kick abilities to see If they reach max you can mori them if done, okay

Unknown_06: Oh wow, the absolute worst map for a killer that does not have any kind of gap glues them.

Unknown_06: Wonderful. It's Sunday, it's the weekend, people are playing with friends, they're going to maps that they can play better in.

2:24:22
Unknown_06: damn she's slow at vaulting i didn't realize how slow she was that's the best pallet in the game is the one by the killer shack and they just dropped it already she must be bad because her friend is there now too to help out So what you do is you use your manifest to teleport around And this is how you can keep presence across the map like the different generators as unreal Because otherwise you don't have much of that presence On the other way

2:25:11
Unknown_06: Feeling good so far. This lady just wants to feed me pallets. Running straight through the map.

2:26:10
Unknown_06: Not really much of a plan.

Unknown_02: She's not even wiggling.

Unknown_06: Is she mad?

Unknown_06: She's like giving up. Damn dude, I didn't make you... I didn't mean to make you like lose hope already. I'm not trying to like be a dick.

Unknown_06: He's probably upset because I kind of told him to her about Why he's gonna go unhook her right in front of me Bully hunter 47 has come on

2:27:04
Unknown_04: Bill's trying to help, but he's not doing much good, Carol. I mean, these guys are doing bad.

Unknown_04: I'm not going to lie.

Unknown_06: Say that then I get taken for a run by this fucking bill I thought he was going to jump back but he didn't I'm very frustrated

2:28:04
Unknown_06: I think I can de-manifest to run faster and I should be doing that more.

Unknown_06: Now chat, behold.

2:28:41
Unknown_06: Sacrifice- You gotta make some sacrifices to the crime.

Unknown_06: Oh, I bet you she shit herself in her life.

Unknown_06: Oh, I remember why I really like playing Unreal. It's because when you're demanifested, you don't have a terror radius, so people don't know where you're at.

2:29:15
Unknown_06: Just, oh. Just good. It just feels good, chat. That's what's going on here.

Unknown_06: Instead of a terror radius you can just hear metal with screeching sounds Well, I hear somebody I hear somebody Damn she's really tarted up She got her her auric cells and she's like give me the most host slut skin you can Look at that shit Look at that shit

2:30:12
Unknown_06: Oh, they're killing each other.

Unknown_06: I might have wasted that. I thought he was going to take a left instead of a right.

2:30:58
Unknown_06: What is that? Oh, they unhooked the other guy, so now I can... Yeah, I can make a move here. Gotcha.

Unknown_06: Break this too. I think this is his first hook.

2:31:33
Unknown_06: They haven't gotten a single generator. What the fuck are they doing?

Unknown_06: It's time chat once again

2:32:27
Unknown_06: Bet you're glad you spent 40 bucks getting that outfit now, huh?

Unknown_06: You let it shut that tape off, bro

Unknown_06: want to change the channel you want me to put some uh the fbi has warned you explicitly that if you record uh nfl screenings of games you will be arrested this is a federal crime there are penalties attached not a joke

2:33:29
Unknown_06: I can moddy him next.

Unknown_06: Yeah, what happens if you don't watch the, um, the Ring Girls video because you're like a pussy? And you're like closing your eyes half the time. What if you only see half the video? Do you get like 10 days?

2:34:01
Unknown_06: Is this guy just dying on the hook? What a bitch.

Unknown_06: He's dying on the hook so he doesn't get modded.

Unknown_06: Oh no, that was, uh, that guy got unhooked. It's now the next guy, Bill.

Unknown_06: He's not looking for the exit or anything. He's going to be looking for the hatch. It's effectively 50-50 at this point if I find the hatch before he does.

2:34:38
Unknown_06: He got it.

Unknown_06: It's frustrating. I don't know how it's not merciless when they didn't fucking do anything. They were completely shut down the entire game. How is that not merciless? I showed no mercy. They did literally nothing.

2:35:09
Unknown_06: The walk animation is stupid, because they move it like the... The background... What happens is that they are, like, in a walk animation, but then the ground is moving below them, and that's sort of, like, how they do it, because the camera's not actually moving, the ground is just moving beneath them.

Unknown_06: But, um... The ground moves at, like, a fixed rate, so it looks really stupid for killers.

2:35:46
Unknown_06: Well, I don't...

Unknown_06: I'll play a regular game as, uh, what's his face?

Unknown_06: That'll be the last one to close it out.

Unknown_06: Yeah, his team with Trash Bill was good. But he got out, so don't feel bad for him. He got, like, max points.

Unknown_06: I think the reason why the kill charms give you fewer points is I think back in the day, killers had to make a choice of if they were to kill or if they were to hook. This is just guess. I've only played the game the last year. But I get the feeling that in the 2016 version, you could just kill anyone. But the whole gist was that you're supposed to go through this elaborate process of hooking the survivors over and over again as opposed to killing them. and it was more cumbersome but you got more points for it and that's why it says like entity please when you um do well uh and that's why it's probably just a standby that more modis morees whatever give fewer points what is the gumroad content dropping none i i um

2:37:05
Unknown_06: There's still a lot I have to do with the site. I don't know what I can do for gumroad content anymore We were in a good point where I could work on stuff. No, I can't Near for $1 says if they add John Wayne Gacy, I will play the game and he'll just chloroform people to death John Wayne Gacy is really gross There's one of the worst

Unknown_06: He was gay. Hashtag LGBT on Netflix. I know that's not likely, but it would still be great.

2:37:38
Unknown_06: Depends on what the topic is, I guess.

Unknown_06: Missy for 20 says, Thanks for being so low to the most autistic forums on the internet. So proud of you. Thank you. I appreciate the support. Uh, as far as like streaming with other people, I have to have a reason to, I don't want to just like hang out with people and be like, come watch our stream. I'm going to waste an hour. You know what I mean? Uh, if I'm doing something, something's happening, it's worth talking about. And sure. Why not?

Unknown_06: But as far as just like, like talking to Medicare was fun because I'm like, I don't, I've never had a conversation with him. So it's sort of interesting. Like you have a guy that's been around for a very long time. He has an interesting, distinct perspective on the internet. And it's sort of cool to bounce ideas off him and say like, you know, this is where we're at. This is how I feel about things. And what he has to say about that is, is interesting. And it's novel because we've never spoken before but I spoke in the PPP and Godwinson and Kraut and They they're definitely not for everybody Godwinson for instance is somebody I really like I really think he's funny but a lot of people don't I Don't know what the fuck her malfunction is

2:39:19
Unknown_02: Did I get all four?

Unknown_06: Legion is just so much, so much faster in terms of like how she gets done.

Unknown_06: It's not like walking around stalking people or going through televisions or whatever the fuck. It's just like, you want to make stabby? You want to make stabby stabs?

Unknown_06: We'll do a little shabby shabby. I'm fine. Just press the stabby stab button.

2:39:57
Unknown_06: And you will get all the stabbing you could ever want. Is it really impossible for me to, is it really impossible for me to like catch up to her on that loop? What the fuck? I didn't feel like I was doing anything wrong.

Unknown_05: Can't predict what I'm doing if I don't know where I'm going idiot What's my life Okay

2:40:55
Unknown_06: So...

2:41:28
Unknown_06: She was freaking out or what? What her plan was by just staring at me like that.

Unknown_06: I hear Leon. He's going to get back on that gem. I'm not going to let him do that. Oh. Dead hard. I can see my MMR is going up. Because they're all rolling dead hard now.

Unknown_06: Been dead hard again, buddy.

2:42:00
Unknown_02: Look, oh my god.

Unknown_06: She killed three people as Onryo and as Myers.

Unknown_06: Bump him up. Come on.

2:42:55
Unknown_06: I wish, okay chat, if you're a Dead by Daylight expert, answer me this real quick in chat. Can you hook, or can you pick up somebody if you like soft tap in Legion's frenzy?

Unknown_04: Damn dude, it's necessary.

2:43:43
Unknown_02: Which this was a white hook Partial to the white hook ship no lie.

Unknown_06: No cap for real for real. Oh

Unknown_06: I know she's around here. They're all having a nice little circle jerk over here, fucking healing themselves and shit.

Unknown_06: Let me check this.

2:44:39
Unknown_04: Oh.

Unknown_06: You don't have a choice. The way that the game works is that essentially they have pallets and you must drop them.

Unknown_06: And it's the only way that they can put space in between you and... And...

2:45:31
Unknown_06: Another killer So you just kind of kind of have to be a little bit of a fucking retard Sometimes

Unknown_06: And that is exactly why people find playing killer so frustrating, even though it's a lot of fun. It's because you essentially have to be a little bit retarded to play the game.

Unknown_06: You have to just accept the fact that they're going to drop some pallets. You're going to have to eat some of them.

Unknown_06: And you're just going to have to look like a retard over and over again. But gradually, they run out of pallets. The generators start getting done in certain areas so that they have less space to run. You start exerting more map control. And that's just how it is. I can't believe they're not gonna save both of those. What the fuck? Oh, there they go.

2:46:19
Unknown_06: I'm kind of walking at an angle so she doesn't know what to expect.

Unknown_06: Really? Ain't got shit left, bro. Come on now.

Unknown_06: Finally! I get to see his Modi. Oh no, it's blocked! It's awful. The angle is awful.

2:47:13
Unknown_06: Damn, that's very, like, intimate, the positioning there. I'm not sure if I'm okay with that.

Unknown_06: The angles, Kino? Okay.

2:47:54
Unknown_02: What was that? What was that chase? I thought I was going to swing at him, but that's just because he didn't... Jesus, that was embarrassing.

Unknown_06: Let's see, where did he go?

2:48:28
Unknown_06: I'm doing pretty well. I'm surprised. I thought they were going to be working together better.

Unknown_06: Oh, hello.

Unknown_05: How you doing?

Unknown_06: Juking never gets... I have good flick, usually.

Unknown_06: Don't want to say that cuz then I'll fuck up and I'll look stupid but that was the first time I hooked that Rebecca really That's shocking Someone's definitely been over here

2:49:32
Unknown_06: Oh my god, she just donated a huge fucking win to me Oh, wow, she hadn't have done that I would not be able to run this fast over here That was a massive massive fuck up for her that literally just cost her um her team a lot

Unknown_06: Really I'm really frustrated with this Okay, he's dead for that He's giving me the work around I don't think so not anymore it was I

2:50:46
Unknown_06: Another all-time banger from the kill stream. Okay, they're healing each other up. Bobo Fett Ghost has one hook, the other has two. So, if I want to get a 4k with Motis, I have to hook Rambling Mote. I know for sure they're over here. That's Rambling. Okay, I'm gonna have to hook her.

2:51:24
Unknown_06: And I fucked it up a bit.

Unknown_06: This is the... This is probably the single greatest point of frustration in the entire game.

Unknown_06: Is this... Fuck!

2:52:10
Unknown_06: I want to hook her because if I hook her, the other person will come back to save her. I think.

Unknown_06: I'm taking a risk here.

Unknown_06: See, is she on this? No, she's not. She's on the other one. Okay.

Unknown_06: Okay. I'm going to go scare her off that one.

2:52:51
Unknown_06: Oh, she had this decisive or not decisive, but unbreakable. Oh, fuck.

Unknown_04: I fumbled.

Unknown_06: That sucks.

Unknown_06: She found the hatch, too. She didn't go to the other gate. She didn't go out the main gate, I'm pretty sure.

Unknown_06: She... She... I'm a fucking... Unbreakable, she... Felton.

2:53:38
Unknown_00: Let's see what the time is.

Unknown_00: It's about three hours. I think I should call it quits there.

Unknown_06: I don't know. I don't know. Okay. No, I'm done. Thank you for joining me. I hope you have enjoyed watching me play Dead by Daylight. Thanks for sticking around and supporting me and shit through all this trouble, because it's a pain in the ass. Let's see. One more super chat from StopMoss for $11.

2:54:11
Unknown_06: And GloriedBastardReview would be good Gumroad content when you have time, of course.

Unknown_06: That's a hard ask. I really, really, really hate Inglourious Bastards. I might just skim... If I do a review of it, I would have to skim through it. It's a very long movie, and the main issues that I have with it are two things in particular that I can sum up pretty fast and make it look a quick... This is why I hate this fucking movie, and I can't stand it.

Unknown_06: But, yeah. Thanks for coming out. I appreciate it. Have a great Sunday. Have a great pizza day. Today is pizza day. Not Friday anymore because of reasons.

2:54:44
Unknown_06: And I'll see you when I see you. Bye-bye.