0:00:03 Unknown_30: Late don't call me late. You know, I am about that right on time always Let me get everything set up real quick That was caught up in a very very interesting Dota match. I Unknown_30: um okay so last in case you're watching this one first for whatever reason because you're a weirdo um this is like a game set in 2003 in iraq in an ancient zargonian akkadian temple there are vampire gargoyles which we have lovingly referred to as either sargoyles or vpires it's supposed to be like a make make your make your choice kind of thing where your choices matter and Unfortunately, the only choice that I've actively made in this game was to kill off all the female characters because one of them is like a hipster lesbian With like a choker and the other one is a cheater who has like a black boyfriend and she's CIA so she has literally no redeeming qualities as far as I'm concerned and I I desperately tried to murder her and it did not work the games Excuse for keeping her alive was ridiculous. She fell into a pit of blood in oil and that was fine i guess it looked like she literally fell into hell and for some reason that was actually supposed to be an actual pit of like bloody oil and uh she just somehow survived that so we'll see if we can recover from our mistakes if we can correct these injustices and uh and get get our boys out of there 0:02:03 Unknown_30: Am I having fun? Yeah, I enjoy this Not a bad game like the the thing is with life is like I know it's a walking sim the thing with life is strange is that it's So fucking boring. This one's not boring Hello again My friend is not happy. Unknown_16: Yeah, I can see that what happened i'm dead Unknown_21: Your friends are a little too jumpy for my liking. 0:02:38 Unknown_14: It's making me nervous. So weapon might help alleviate some of the tension the That guy with the hat is like an Iraqi bought this Hardcore nationalist and even though he's in the temple filled of with star girls and vampires He is also like dedicated to killing the Americans still for some reason that guy Salim is our base a karate and we're trying to get him at least out of here and Unknown_16: I feel like our uniforms are getting in the way of what could be a beautiful relationship Shut up, he has a gay son that he's trying to get home to we drill these sorry looking motherfuckers What do you think colonel? 0:03:20 Unknown_30: They got egyptians to voice iraqis. I would not I would not be able to tell the difference Um, no, that's a tough one We do need their help. We're in the vampire cave unless you want to get bored by sargon. Unknown_09: They're the enemy nikki Unknown_30: The enemy we're in a fucking like ancient crypt. It's the only way It's them we must get this door open By the way is the quality now like 100 or 60 frames on youtube. I I realized it was only 30 and I watched the restream Move come on, man Okay, I gotta click here I think probably 0:03:58 Unknown_28: Okay, perfect, perfect. Unknown_30: Oh, here comes Rachel. She's got the strength to open that door. Unknown_30: There's a reoccurring thing where there's very heavy wooden doors in this temple, and when they want to add tension to a scene or a stressful situation, they add this loop of the monster screeching in the background. 0:04:42 Unknown_30: When am I going to play an actual game? I like this better. I can read chat. I can't read chat if I'm playing Dota. Unknown_11: This looks like the worst place in the goddamn world we've already been here You spit on the pile of bones earlier, oh no, it's a vipire Several survived the assault. 0:05:16 Unknown_30: Oh god They don't like the light in case you're wondering Okay, my hands are at the ready I click when i'm prompted Unknown_30: He's just going off on his fucking own I Guess Jason's just want to fucking die. I Would just shoot him 0:06:05 Unknown_30: From what I understand, the logic of this game is that when they shoot the gun at the vampires, they are not affected by the bullets, just the muzzle flash. Oh, is Dard dead? Unknown_30: So Dard just now admits that there's actual demons. He's been shooting at them, but... Okay, my boy. Unknown_30: Okay, we're going to NickVision. We're going sicko mode. Unknown_30: I thought Dar was in on it, no. Oh shit, it's him. 0:06:50 Unknown_23: Let's shoot him. Unknown_30: I guess the guns are slightly effective at all the the vampires except him They got a lot of bullets 0:07:54 Unknown_30: I made the right choice. Unknown_31: Shoot him! Unknown_30: Shoot him! What the fuck? Oh, finally he pulled out the fucking UV light. Jesus. Unknown_30: Ow, no. Unknown_30: It's going to run away? How did they not recognize? Nick knows that the UV light is important, and they just choose to ignore it. These guys are not doing very good. 0:08:32 Unknown_30: I'm going to wake up. Unknown_30: I mean, they seem to hate that a lot, just trying it around. Have you even read Loki? 0:09:14 Unknown_30: It's trends, European politics, Jim. I'd like to imagine that they're all just saying sargonisms. Oh, Dar is an asshole, but come the fuck on. Unknown_30: I didn't even have the option to help him. Unknown_30: Stanley parable ultra deluxe I have the original I didn't realize there was an ultra deluxe version Fun fact I've used the Stanley parable announcer pack for dota 2 for like Years now probably eight years. I think is when that came out It's the best one I can't stand the original anymore Teach you to mess with a marine 0:09:59 Unknown_30: Nobody hurt me that bad since my papa ronnie Okay neo holstein for five says play the song oh shit who is that I come in peace if he dies, i'm oh, thank god you fucking move 0:10:43 Unknown_30: That was risky. I don't want either of these guys to die. Unknown_11: I like them. Unknown_30: Calm your intolerance. He's important. Unknown_11: That's how it is in the thick of things. Unknown_30: One struggle. 0:11:17 Unknown_16: We don't have to be friends, but we can be allies. Unknown_11: That's something I can get on board with. Unknown_30: in case you're wondering why i called him intolerance because at the beginning of the game he um he had like a intro card where it said that he's intolerant it's like his defining character attribute and so far he's been nothing too nice he's been nothing but nice to nick nothing went nice to to saleem he's a very tolerant intolerant person he's a low level intolerant 0:11:53 Unknown_30: okay i'm walking around i got my my beating stick i don't know what the con i think for one second you're trying to cross me best believe me following second you're dead i killed vampires you think i'm afraid of a jar head that looks like our best way through it's funny how like this holds up the gate The moment that they're not giving me the option to say things the characters just start saying stupid aggressive shit for no reason And there's or when it's nick i'm controlling nick. He just starts cuckolding Crying like a woman It's a heavy ass they have trouble with the wooden door the fucking Oh shit, are you okay? Unknown_09: What do you think it's blocked 0:12:46 Unknown_11: I've got to find another way around. Unknown_30: Neil Halsey said, play the song as the intro for the stream in a Syrian favorite. I guess I did not do that. Unknown_10: Sorry. Unknown_10: I just need to clear it from my side. Unknown_10: Do it quick. Those things could be anywhere. Unknown_11: got any idea what we're dealing with i wonder why the stone doors are so much easier to clear oh they're vampires not possible what do you mean not possible you should expect maybe he's just intolerant towards the supernatural like you don't have to taste it to know that it's believe me they're vampires we must work together to defeat 0:13:45 Unknown_11: If I saw the Vipires walking around, I would be a little bit more open-minded towards the supernatural. Unknown_30: That's a hard one. Thanks. Unknown_30: it's really like you don't notice until you start tapping how fucking hard those are gonna be they're very deceptive because some are like super easy and others are not what's the first thing you're gonna do when we get out of here hold my son get a pizza how about you what will you do it's moloch look it's a cow what's moloch 0:14:49 Unknown_30: Something person's liberalist No, it's globalist liberal. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'll be on the target inside 9 p.m Something unholy has happened As I sat with my wife I noticed something in her hand Lady Bradshaw's brooch She must have pulled it from her shirt when she grabbed at her Turning it over Unknown_07: I noticed that it looked like one of the creatures we'd exhumed from the cocoons. Unknown_07: Were these the demons Mary had spoken about? Had Bradshaw known all along what we'd find down here? 0:15:26 Unknown_30: I trusted in the Anglo, you can't do that. Unknown_07: Then Mary's corpse moved. Unknown_07: It was not my wife. Unknown_07: It was something inhuman. Unknown_07: It leapt at me, and only the bars of the cell spared me from its fury. Unknown_30: Very spooky Uh, they're dead I sat with her Her in her final moments telling her how sorry I was hell forsaken place my for place my vanity above our love when mary Said the end of everything. I know she Too much blotted out for this one. She made me swear to bury this place. That's why they covered it up with rocks, I guess 0:16:10 Unknown_11: You seem like you got your head screwed on. So I gotta ask... ...what the hell made you sign up with Saddam? Unknown_11: For us... ...we had no choice. Unknown_16: Your friend Nick... ...I like him. 0:16:50 Unknown_16: He was good to me. Unknown_11: Circumstance. Any other day he'd put one between your eyes an asshole But they even made him like grimace after he said that they gave him like a facial expression like what a fucking retard Remember 9 11 his hat says what is the meaning of those markings on your hand? Unknown_11: It's to honor the dead it's the reason I fight It's as good a reason as any it's a damn good reason My friend, have you heard of the USS Liberty? 0:17:23 Unknown_30: That's not the story they tell in the Jedi. Unknown_16: In the U.S. Unknown_30: Marine Corps. Unknown_16: Only Abathis tell these stories. Unknown_16: Your people chose this war, Jason. 0:18:08 Unknown_11: I think you need to give your mouth some rest. Unknown_30: I will never understand why they do not press on the same side of the door at the same time. Oh no. He's been clickety clacking down there all this time and nobody knew. 0:18:44 Unknown_30: Oh, what do you know? You don't have to open both sides at the same time. Unknown_30: Holy shit. Unknown_29: Yes. 0:19:17 Unknown_29: Holy fuck. Unknown_30: Salim has killed like four of these fucking things at this point. Just so you know. If we're keeping count, everybody else, zero combined. Salim, I'm pretty sure this is number three or four. And now. Unknown_11: I should get the fuck out of here. Unknown_30: So anyway, about the USS Liberty. It was an allied ship off the coast of Israel. 0:19:52 Unknown_30: Jason killed one before? Really? When did he do that? Unknown_16: Looks to me like a medical bay This could come in handy Oh, yeah, that's right he did stick 60 year old use the state in your back be my guest Why didn't he equipped his bayonet on his m16 those chemical weapons nick is a shitty commander I guess 0:20:48 Unknown_30: I wouldn't get too close to that thing. We just read the fucking note that said, uh, the the thing was in the cage I guess that's mary Let's get nice and close to the fucking dead body or when the dead are coming alive, that's a great idea That's the way out anything else Secret Unknown_30: Black onyx doesn't sound like it would come from around here. Oh, she's just gonna put it down And I mean this is probably worth something though then again, I guess taking shit from this fucking This fucking place is a bad idea. I would leave it behind Do you want to hear a joke 0:21:22 Unknown_01: Nope Whatever's down there those explorers got there does he not know that a loss sees that's right, will you? Unknown_11: What are you doing? Unknown_10: You think they're still alive That's hopeful Hope is all we got left 0:22:15 Unknown_30: I did not miss the table, did I? Unknown_30: Whenever I see people rappelling like this, I just think, like, I would be so fucking tired. That would suck so much. I would get fucking rug burns on my hand. I would hate having to do that. It's one of those things that really takes me out of a movie because I just know there's no way. There's no way that it's that easy. It's that simple. 0:22:49 Unknown_13: Is that your wife? Unknown_16: funny how you can they're not doing their pounds that's true i don't think most people can rappel down a road i had no idea my captain was married that the asshole you were with earlier you didn't make it works for me one of those bad guy to deal with your time will come when you'll deeply regret this manner i don't carry regrets 0:23:32 Unknown_29: Wow an asshole Hope you took the money out first Unknown_11: No, it's not. 0:24:16 Unknown_30: They don't have those in Iraq. What the fuck is this? This is literally hell. This is a portal to hell. Unknown_30: You can just jump down that, by the way. It'll be fine. The blood will cushion your fall. Unknown_16: I think that these are Saddam's WMDs. Unknown_30: He's gonna unleash a vampire apocalypse on the U.S. of A.A. Unknown_16: I don't think they made it back up. 0:24:49 Unknown_11: That winch still looks functional. Unknown_16: No. Unknown_11: No? Unknown_16: We are not going down there. The archaeologists didn't make it out. What does that tell you? We're not archaeologists? Our world is up there, not down below. Unknown_11: Well, there's an army of monsters between us and the world above. They're close. Unknown_10: Fire it up. Are you crazy? Those vampires come from anywhere down there. You really want to find them in their own home what i've been doing since I set foot in this country Get that elevator working So the archaeologist really went down into hell 0:25:36 Unknown_30: It's like this is like the exact opposite the devil went down to Georgia now the Georgians are coming down to the devil and Unknown_30: We What exactly is the plan here I think they're going to try and stick a stake through alanine's heart has awoken from its slumber and is hungry for blood Curator's back. He looks so much like a famous actor fallen into shadow Let's hope nothing 0:26:24 Unknown_33: Unfortunate has befallen sergeant k. Oh, she's dead those taken by the abyss seldom lived to tell the tale Richard spencer jason and saleem sworn enemies who cannot seem to bury the hatchet Unless that hatchet is buried in a bath Unknown_30: Give me some time i'll fix it. I don't want to seem like an ungracious host but time is against us I'll be here to greet your charges as they cross the finishing line I will be judging you Richard spencer's dad doing his rod sterling impression 0:27:33 Unknown_30: We're at a diner now Okay Oh good, I wanted to learn more about this bitch smells fried Unknown_24: We're in hillbilly territory. What were we expecting? Cantaloupe caviar. You know what sucks about a flashback in a game like this? Unknown_30: Is that you know that nothing is going to happen. I could press a button to reach over and stab her in the heart right now. And I know that she's going to be in a pit full of blood and oil in three years from now. What is it? Unknown_24: The guy who served me, I don't know. He was looking at me pretty strange. 0:28:27 Unknown_12: I have to go back in the past, prevent her from living in the future and surviving the fall. Unknown_24: And saying some weird shit. Unknown_30: It's like a paradox. It's like killing Hitler. He didn't do anything. He's like a baby. You're just killing an innocent baby. She hasn't cheated on him yet, presumably. So it would be immoral, right? It's like a paradox. Unknown_24: He said I'll never again be as happy as I am now. Unknown_25: What the hell does that mean? Unknown_25: You don't believe him, do you? Unknown_24: Of course not. Unknown_25: Still said, that's right. That's fucking right. Look, she's even glowing. Look at her. I'll always put a smile on your face. 0:29:03 Unknown_25: See? Unknown_25: I told you. Unknown_25: Next time, all you have to do is whistle, and I'll come running to defend your honor. Unknown_24: Like my such a pathetic puppy dog like he's such a his character Is like written in the most groveling literally simpering late possible. I'm more than capable of looking after myself Look, she's even driving. Come on now my dash you hillbilly She's dead good we've solved it 0:29:47 Unknown_30: What did that even say? Like, what did I learn from that? Unknown_10: That's how the leg was lost. Unknown_29: It was important to establish she couldn't drive. Well, I could have inferred that. Unknown_29: How did this guy survive? Unknown_29: Well who's dead What the fuck So if she has a peg leg, why is she so physically abled 0:30:47 Unknown_30: Maybe that's how she broke her fall? Her peg leg collapsed when she hit the ground? Oh, Eric did, that's right, okay. Wait, so how's Eric doing what he's doing? There's not even any time to deal with that confrontation, which I'm actually interested in resolving. 0:31:19 Unknown_27: Wow, it's malfunctioning you're just the worst Shit he doesn't seem as afraid of the light as the others Unknown_30: No, he does. We saw his Sargul vision. Unknown_30: I think he's literally just running through the light in bursts to catch up. 0:32:18 Unknown_30: Damn. Unknown_30: More Gutien on Marine Corps crime. Unknown_30: Majority of all violent crime. Unknown_30: I'm gonna help him. Unknown_30: I'm gonna kill her, though. Unknown_30: Okay, now push her in. Quickly. 0:32:55 Unknown_14: Thank me later. Let's move out. Unknown_30: Now I have to be surgical about this i'm gonna find a way to kill her and the boys are gonna gonna go home I'm trying to ship nick and eric now 0:33:32 Unknown_14: Things going the guy the protagonist there Eric. Unknown_30: He looks like the guy from The Japanese zombie game Resident Evil one of them one of the protagonists looks like him looking out for me No, not Wesker Leon chris redfield one of those guys they all look generic budget chris redfield that seems to be the consensus i wouldn't know his name it's time it's time to sort out our personal drama not the time you can't keep playing this man nick listen no no no you listen if i get killed down here i want to know i stood up like a real man not some chump 0:34:30 Unknown_14: Rachel, you said you'd tell him when the time was right. Unknown_14: I need you to tell him now. Unknown_30: She's so fed up with this bullshit. Look at this. Unknown_14: You don't wear a ring because your marriage ended a year ago. Unknown_28: He's right. Unknown_28: It is time. Unknown_28: Blap. Unknown_14: Roll it out for us. Unknown_22: Now, we may not have another chance. Unknown_22: Eric, you and I, we had something very special, but that was a long time ago. 0:35:16 Unknown_30: Stare down. Unknown_22: This isn't about choosing. Unknown_22: I didn't say anything. Unknown_30: I didn't mention a choice. Unknown_29: I can give you that. Oh my God. Eric, shut up. After we split, it took me a long time. Can I watch? Unknown_22: Nick is hopeful. Unknown_30: Sigma stair sets. What's going on here? 0:35:47 Unknown_29: Hopeful? Hopeful? What the fuck? Unknown_29: I think that the Rachel permission up. What? Unknown_14: Let it go, man. Unknown_31: the game didn't know how to handle my sigma grinds it means something to me he didn't say a word and then stormed off 0:36:27 Unknown_11: I seen some fucked up shit in my life... ...nothing comes close to this. Unknown_11: They don't seem to be following. Do you like to wait for them, or... Don't need to be a smart ass. Just move. Unknown_30: Stay alert for danger. Oh my God, they have like a thing set up here. 0:37:23 Unknown_30: uh november 29th many finds in the temple confirm our hypothesis the temple was used for sacrifice we know that a century-long drought afflicted the acadian empire that some dry spell that affected the old kingdom of egypt the drought caused the abandonment of many cities across mesopotamia and drew the gudian barbarian tribes down from the mountains to the plains bringing them into conflict with the acadians in this temple we see evidence of an increasingly desperate attempt to turn tied by the appeals to the gods related fines and then there's descriptions of the um Unknown_30: The tablets and stuff. Which I'm not going to read. Unknown_30: Apologize. Unknown_30: This big book only got two pages on it. Unknown_30: Okay, now's the appropriate time to read the Super Chats real quick. Uh, Frog God donated $50 before the stream started to say, Hey Josh, I know the stream's not started yet, but I'll be unable to donate during the stream. I wanted you to know the God of Frog is watching. Feel free to stop by the Frog thread when you want. Thank you, Frog God. He's a big fan of frogs. He has a whole thread dedicated to frog pictures on the forum. 0:38:24 Unknown_30: Um... Well, to be fair, you could have fucked it up, and I guess some people would feel bad if she just died just from that. Unknown_30: This one's better than Life is Strange for sure, though, in terms of actually sticking to choices. Anonymous45 says, hey, Joosh, I just got a scholarship, and I think you deserve a small cut of it since I listened to Maddie while studying. Well, congratulations. I hope your gender studies class goes well. Danny for 10 says have you played the shoot'em up acquitted yet? If you haven't I highly recommend checking out on seem a fun any game I've never even heard of that. I'll have to look out for it And then anonymous for two said oopsie. Whoopsie. Ooh, we made a fuck you lucky a little fucko bongo The code monkeys at our headquarters are very hard to fix this Thank You anonymous Okay, I'm done walking circles around that guy Play the quarry no 0:39:36 Unknown_30: like gore i'm not a big gore fan oh that's got that poison goo in it i'm touching that i don't know about you but i wouldn't worship this Unknown_23: Oh, all the pages are drawn now. Wonderful. Unknown_30: That's useful. Unknown_30: Thanks, Randolph Hodgson. 0:40:33 Unknown_12: I feel like there's supposed to be a secret here that I should... Let's see, but I guess not. Unknown_29: Watch Oh, it's the it's Mary she did I Mean can't be too dangerous around here if everything's like untouched like this. Unknown_30: Oh Unknown_30: When this temple falls, my wife and I will be unintelligible over that at least. The portrait that I carry in my watch case is Mary that I remember, not that monster. 0:41:13 Unknown_07: This was all Lady Bradshaw's doing. Unknown_07: She knew all along what was down here. Unknown_07: She led us to them. Unknown_07: I found her below, hunched over the murdered corpse of Van Hoyten. As she turned to face me, I saw that she had changed. Unknown_07: My hand fell to the closest weapon I could find, an iron tent peg. Unknown_07: I stabbed her with a metal, impaling her in the heart. 0:41:53 Unknown_07: She died. Unholy screams echoed from deep below, as if answering the sudden release of blood. Unknown_30: Imagine being a 6,000 year old Akkadian vampire and tricking a bunch of English people during the Second World War to invade Iraq so that you can uncover this temple only to get staked by a fucking tent peg by some random British guy. 0:42:50 Unknown_29: lost time um yeah about this yeah what you said i'm dr freeman is this really that time again Unknown_30: looks like um the when you when you make a demon slayer or whatever in world of warcraft there's like a cut scene with illidan and it looks exactly like this this is the hall of debate you keep headquarters we ought to be judged 0:43:48 Unknown_16: God yes, this is all between iraq and uh iran Zayn is all I have left in this world After my wife left us I gave him my old I wanted him to have everything I didn't No, I I played world of warcraft very briefly not my thing it is Unknown_16: My boy has made me very proud He's going to london to university Don't let him go to london he's going to meet a vampire and she's going to trick him into this fucking temple I miss him so much Is your conscience clear jason 0:44:55 Unknown_11: Green zone. Unknown_11: Checkpoint. What checkpoint? Unknown_11: Nick and I, we were caught in traffic. Unknown_11: Checkpoint had been hit before by suicide bombers. Unknown_11: There was a woman. Unknown_11: She was carrying a bag. 0:45:30 Unknown_11: Close. Unknown_16: Groceries that was close. I don't understand. I thought it was his id She didn't know english, but didn't hear me She had fucking headphones on This this bullshit Unknown_30: If you shoot the one person in public transport who's wearing fucking headphones instead of just blasting music on their speaker What an asshole going nowhere fast I jumped at the chance to sign up We all have our reasons they don't have to be profound Profound, huh? 0:46:45 Unknown_11: Those towers were hit now stoned out of my fucking skull Unknown_11: I didn't even hear about it until a week later. Unknown_30: I can't forget what I don't remember. Unknown_16: You're serving your country. Unknown_11: That woman had a family, friends. Unknown_11: She had her whole life in front of her. Unknown_11: We snuffed it out with a single bullet. I mean, 0:47:21 Unknown_30: I'm warm, my dude. Shit happens. Unknown_11: I can hear you thinking. Unknown_16: We're waiting for something to happen. Unknown_16: Maybe we should take the initiative and make something happen. Unknown_16: Would you have a mind? We go inside there and we find a way to hurt them. Unknown_11: Those fucking things tried to fuck with our heads. They try to kill us. But you and I, we're both standing. 0:47:56 Unknown_11: Start believing, Salim. We're going to get out of here and see the sun again. Unknown_16: Is that what you truly believe? Oorah! Unknown_16: What on earth is that sound? It's a marine thing. Oh. So does that make me a marine, too? Unknown_11: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, huh? Unknown_16: OK. Unknown_11: Hey. Unknown_11: Whatever happens out there, I've got your back. Unknown_30: Hold firmly to the rope of Allah. Tolerant. Oh, my God. I fixed him. I fixed him, chat. 0:48:27 Unknown_30: IceMexican45 says, what is your bench, deadlift, and squat? And when are we going to get swole, Josh Hark? Not for a while. I don't know any of that. 0:48:59 Unknown_30: I last worked out a long time ago. I was like, I just turned 18. Unknown_30: You're skinny fat. Unknown_30: Oh, jeez. Unknown_30: Vampire spores They're gargoyles I told you everyone keeps telling me they're vampires, but they're they're good circles I 0:49:52 Unknown_30: Is it literally an alien spaceship? I don't know how I feel about the fucking vampires being aliens. Unknown_30: Like, really? Why are intelligent spacefaring sentient species running around... Unknown_30: like screeching and biting people that'll make no goddamn sense i think so the question is where the hell are they it feels weird how there's like it's everywhere is it just me or is it alive 0:50:54 Unknown_30: That there's like character stuff and then they're just gonna be like, yeah, we're gonna casually introduce a space station spaceship She reminds me of a game Maybe apex there's like a giant ship in apex on all the maps sleep over here What do you make of it Unknown_16: This place could have been down here for thousands of years. God didn't make these creatures. No. Unknown_16: It's possible we've got this wrong way around. Unknown_16: What's that supposed to mean? Unknown_16: Maybe we're intruding on them. Unknown_11: Stay close. I ain't going nowhere. 0:52:00 Unknown_30: So, I mean, we've been going down a lot. Unknown_30: The surface is up. Unknown_30: I really don't want to step on that. Unknown_29: Look way over here. Unknown_29: Way over here. Unknown_23: They don't have an option How far down you think we are difficult to say it's easy to lose track of time down here It's like a medical examining pole or like street lights or something Really wait, there's like a star wheel on that he's being inspected. 0:52:55 Unknown_30: He looks like groot They're the they're not the goodians or the grudians Check this out It's one of those people making those wooden hers ancient dilation station, you don't think it's alive do you? Unknown_11: Touch it you touch it poke him through the heart with the stick Unknown_30: Um, no fuck that Why the fuck would I do that are you retarded we're just trying to get out of here Ready my fetish takes over 0:54:04 Unknown_23: Whoa, is this sergan? Unknown_23: Oh my god, it is it's sergan Holy shit Look at him Check out that armor This guy's goddamn biblical Unknown_18: Did you see that I mean it's clearly not alive That's impossible in this place everything's possible Oh shit fucker's been alive all this time just sitting here with half a head fluid It must have preserved his flesh his brain 0:55:03 Unknown_29: Yeah, fuck that kill him kill him you're fucking joking well shit she had enough time to get used to it I'm serious The noise will attract the vampires i'll do it If Unknown_30: There we go. That's what happened to Sargon. Want to know why you haven't heard from him in forever? Unknown_30: What is this walking sim press X not to die show? Is this what Vidya is now? No, Vidya is like giant battlefields, three games that are monopolized by Tencent and methed out children kicking your ass constantly and screaming and not being able to say anything because you'll get banned immediately by machine learning programs that watch everything that you say and actually analyze your speech and ban you automatically. this this is just a little story with a nice little visual attached to it it's fun to play with some friends 0:56:16 Unknown_30: this schizo no they literally do if you if you use voice chat and do this okay pause this video download league of legends boot up a game join the voice chat and that say the n-word over and over again you will be banned that will be your first and only game of league and legends okay this is not a schizo theory this is what they actually do now it's trivial to transcribe voice to text 0:57:06 Unknown_30: It's my personal mission to not get my boots dirty. Unknown_30: Oh yeah, and Overwatch. Overwatch also does this. Unknown_30: Like, even if you're playing with friends and nobody reports you, you will still get banned. Unknown_30: No, no fuck that and about that It's a western visual novel it might as well be anime Um, I don't see any high school aged or younger girls walking around with no clothes I don't see any weird space layers and nobody's going oh 0:58:04 Unknown_01: Oh That's the difference Japanese is fucking it's so just imperfect. Unknown_30: Japanese games are fucking annoying even people who love japanese Shit will say like their video games are atrociously paced. There's so much grinding. There's so much Like stupid bullshit that just wastes your fucking time Unknown_30: pick that up hell yeah no reach it don't be a it's lame looks like someone's been avoiding the dentist no fangs can you see the bone is ruptured where they should be as though smashed from the inside out what are you saying maybe these things weren't originally vampires so they're alien vampires 0:59:03 Unknown_11: Sleep. What is it? Unknown_11: I think we hit the mother load. Unknown_19: the fuck is that yeah and I am thinking what you're thinking 1:00:06 Unknown_30: What's their plan they're just gonna walk up to the fucking stone heart of satan and pop it with a spike I mean at this point it's as good a plan as any better than just waiting around Unknown_30: Know what this game is trying to do they got ugly shit and they say hey Josh Why don't you step in this ugly shit and me? 1:00:53 Unknown_30: You got my Nikes on I ain't stepping in the ugly shit. Oh Unknown_30: Getting a little bit cramped over here, I think Anything over here? I was expecting like a little secret or something 1:01:27 Unknown_30: Sargon may be dead, but the liberalists are alive. Unknown_30: We have to find the center of liberalism. Liberalistism, I guess. Unknown_30: And kill it. 1:02:03 Unknown_30: I'm kind of going to look around a bit. Unknown_30: I've been rewarded for doing that before. I found like a camp spike and shit. Unknown_30: Hmm. Unknown_30: These guys are just dead. Oh, no, those are aliens Fossilized life forms to fossilize creatures that they were fighting when they died Oh, no, that could be saleem and jason if i'm not careful. Unknown_16: They died fighting each other Like dogs fighting over food How did they determine this though, what about this as like oh they're like fighting 1:02:50 Unknown_23: You know, over here, no. Unknown_30: What? I didn't do nothing wrong. 1:03:43 Unknown_23: What the fuck How did they come down to hell I mean that place is so big and empty and echoey and tell me that they didn't hear that I'll cover you go Unknown_30: Oh my god Even the fucking researchers made it down here. That's like a joke, but the archaeologists were just like hmm. Yes vampires Shit nicky. Unknown_13: He turned up like the fucking cavalry I thought you were dead Not my time 1:04:43 Unknown_27: girl you made crawling through that tunnel was a highly unpleasant experience well this is like a scene where they say hello to everyone who's still alive i guess and they have to like splice it in such a way that it makes sense i'm glad you're here man this place Unknown_30: Do I watch Coach Redspill's streams? No, I do not. It's just not interesting. He has nothing to impart on me. Unknown_30: What is this place? Unknown_30: Those are big cocoons. Unknown_30: So that must be the other alien race that was enslaved by the Vipires. 1:05:43 Unknown_30: we've all been making fun of sargon but we just saw sargon back there chained to a wall like half zombified and shit good plan sergeant k it's been v the entire time a romanian boar monster gypsies are an alien race 340 mil high x rounds a couple of nine mil pistols four clips between them we'll make that work Unknown_30: or clips between them you couldn't hire you're gonna make a game a military game you're not even gonna hire someone who knows like the first thing about the military what about the uv lamp no i misunderstand they're using m1 garons so they have actual clips it makes sense all in is not enough we've also got this it's old unpredictable we work with what we got 1:06:37 Unknown_14: Our fuses are shot, but we can use the C4 to detonate them. Let's just hope they still back a punch. The vampires come from those cocoons. Unknown_16: You saw how many there were in that vault? There could be thousands in there. Unknown_11: Should we blow them up? Burn as many of those motherfuckers as we can and head for the surface? What do you think, Sergeant? Unknown_11: All right. Unknown_30: Why do they think that blowing up the cocoons will destroy them? They've not tested this theory. We can allow him to carry a pistol. Unknown_11: We are way past that point now, man. We stand together as one. Unknown_11: Looks like our explorer friends are here too. 1:07:12 Unknown_11: We should search this place before we move out. Unknown_25: Got it. Unknown_30: How did he fix this? That thing is the most convenient piece of shit in the right like the writing mechanics of this game It works when he needs it. It falls out of his hand all the time He's gotten to use it like twice and it stopped working and then he just magically got it working in the middle of a fucking alien spaceship No World War two batteries he found them that's right 1:07:48 Unknown_01: What I don't know what that she's dead It's twinkle twinkle little star as I discover more about the musical language Unknown_30: Of the creatures, my mind spins in wonder at how they came to be here. They soar through the skies, and the days of dinosaurs are there. Great empires span the globe, but we are still springing from the trees. They are dead now. Their forms are somewhat like our own, but everything else about them is alien to life as we know it. The console displays what appears to be a constellation of stars. Cetus, as seen from Earth, they come from beyond, crossing the great gulf of space to land here. Unknown_30: aliens are a very particular category of sci-fi and they are their own thing and they do not clash well with transylvanian vampires in iraq once you add vampires to something i just think of the guy holding up his thing saying aliens hun's victim and plans parasite parasite just states host death the parasite takes over 1:09:08 Unknown_02: over here i found something oh i didn't i wanted to look at other god damn it okay i trusted you celine i walked over because you said to look at something oh it's singing i would not be happy if there was suddenly a gigantic cloud noise coming are you okay Unknown_24: There's meaning here. Unknown_16: It's a language formed from chords, musical scales, sonics. Unknown_30: They had established that he played the piano or something. Unknown_16: She deciphered it. Unknown_23: Then why does he know this? Unknown_16: Do you see? It's Cetus. Unknown_16: The whale. 1:10:05 Unknown_22: We're a long way from the night sky. Unknown_30: You know, there was a cavern full of water back there you could have cleaned up that according to the journal There was like the aesthetic of sound on the device But mary was studying it alone I think there may be another I'm going to need your help. Unknown_16: What can I do? Unknown_30: Rachel's gonna turn it's too big to operate single-handedly 1:10:40 Unknown_29: i'm apparently doing this for i'm gonna piss off all the sorry coils Unknown_30: Why is it going the wrong way? I don't understand. Oh, that works, I guess. Okay. Unknown_30: I thought there was like a trick to it. Maybe not. 1:11:28 Unknown_16: Isn't that something? Unknown_16: Mary believed that these creatures were once peaceful their language was one of music How could they not feel emotion Because the tragedy fell upon them But a great empire i mean, I already called this. Unknown_30: I already said that the aliens also lost to the parasite thing and they turn on each other Is there gonna be like an alien birthing scene in this? Madness? 1:12:00 Unknown_30: What turned them from architects into killers? These are clearly not okay. Unknown_16: Now they're creatures of hate. Animals. Dead things. Unknown_16: No one left to kill. Unknown_30: They were once liberalists. Now they're European Unionists. Unknown_16: They waited for us. 1:12:31 Unknown_30: Bitch, shut the fuck up. Unknown_30: You're upsetting the music monsters. Rachel. Rachel. Unknown_30: I would kill her at this point. I'm just letting you know. Unknown_28: Rachel. Unknown_14: Rachel. Rachel, look at me. Unknown_21: Oh. Oh. Unknown_30: You know, I just remembered what she reminds me of. 1:13:05 Unknown_30: She reminds me of the captain from that really bad Mass Effect spinoff game where it's like the autistic woman with the weird facial expressions. Unknown_30: Andromeda, that's it. This is the prequel to Andromeda. This is how she finds her spaceship. Unknown_30: Their ship is a giant rock. I mean, I guess you don't have to worry about... Then it flies into the Twin Towers. 1:13:51 Unknown_22: I'm sorry. Unknown_30: Okay. Unknown_30: If I was going to kill myself, white phosphorus would not be my first choice. I'm just letting you know right now. 1:14:34 Unknown_30: Okay boys alive they're just over that by the way, they're just done Well, that was weird Let's proceed to the the vipire hive. We got shit to do Are you seeing what i'm seeing Those mounds are made of cocoons thousands of them If we set the charges there Unknown_30: What is he basing this on, though? Unknown_30: They have not experimented with the cocoons in any way. All we know right now is that you have to stake them through the heart to kill them. So it... We gotta move. 1:15:16 Unknown_11: Quick. Unknown_30: Like, if they had tried to destroy one and it worked, then I would understand. Okay, that makes sense. You can just blow them up nonchalantly because they're in stone form or whatever. But they didn't try that. Unknown_11: Ah, I lost. Unknown_30: I was directing him. Unknown_11: Inshallah. Unknown_11: Luck is not on your fucking side at this point, bro. 1:15:53 Unknown_11: I am. Okay, then. Let's get loose, kids. Unknown_16: Okay. Unknown_16: Who's going to place the dynamite? Unknown_14: All right, fuck it. I'll do it. Unknown_09: You're crazy. We'll do it together. Nah, the more of us down there, the more chances we'll get seen. Unknown_14: Take the detonator. If I don't make it... Nick, hear me out. If I don't make it, I want you to blow those charges. 1:16:28 Unknown_14: Just don't go getting Trigger happy on me. Unknown_11: Every step of the way, you keep him radio contact. Unknown_14: And if there's no radio signal? Then I'll pop a flare. Unknown_14: Shaco up. Unknown_14: You hit that detonator. Be quick and be safe. You hear me, buddy? Unknown_30: He's not going to get... I wonder if that's like a coded thing where if Nick likes... Or if Eric likes Nick, he'll give him the UV light. And if he doesn't, he chooses not to. I bet you that's a thing. 1:17:02 Unknown_23: oh geez i can't make it out um do i have to look at this Unknown_30: My game's bugged or something i'm like stuck looking at this and I can't look at uh, what's his face? Unknown_30: Look it is bugged it's like No, okay, I freed it there there's one ahead of him 1:17:58 Unknown_14: That we sent them with no weapons or any way to defend himself Like as far as they all go they this guy has nothing like why even carry the guns at this point there's 60 Like how much of that going away like 20 pounds at least? Unknown_30: he's injured so he's bleeding and everybody can smell his stanky blood i remember how to do this right white is right 1:19:07 Unknown_30: shit i gotta do it again this is very tense yeah i do the clickety clicks not the clickety clap clickety clacks are bad for you m4 is eight pounds to the full bag huh that's pretty good Unknown_30: Look, my boy Nick didn't do anything wrong, okay? It's the whammon's fault. It's getting kind of hairy down there, brother. 1:20:03 Unknown_11: Why don't you ditch the rest of those charges and head back? Unknown_14: Look at that, man. It's the mud load. It's too far. Unknown_14: I'm going for it. Unknown_30: But you're gonna detonate the charges and not get the majority of them because if you don't do that, then you're fucked This is way too easy Oh god, oh no What is it there are too many he's a dead man Sweet baby jesus 1:20:56 Unknown_16: Wait! What will warning him do now? Unknown_16: There is no way out. Unknown_14: Hey, how's it looking up there? Unknown_14: Tell him. Unknown_13: They're all over you, man. Hundreds of them. Unknown_14: At least you've got the boss to tell me the truth. Unknown_09: I'm sorry, Nikki. 1:21:29 Unknown_09: For this. Unknown_09: For what happened at that checkpoint. Unknown_30: It's not going to die. Unknown_09: I feel it on my bones. Unknown_30: He's going to be okay. I can click him out of this. Unknown_23: Deep breath, child. Thump, thump. Unknown_23: Thump, thump. Unknown_23: Thump, thump. Unknown_23: Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. 1:22:00 Unknown_30: Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Unknown_23: Thump, thump. Thump, thump. Thump, 1:22:33 Unknown_30: Oh my god, how many? Are they just gonna keep giving me these until I fuck up? I feel like I'm playing, um... Dead by Daylight. Unknown_30: Keep preparing that generator, boy. Unknown_14: Charge it to the place. Unknown_30: They literally can't see him because he's just so fucking chill. 1:23:26 Unknown_29: Hit it! What are you waiting for? Fuck yeah. Unknown_30: Oh no! 1:23:57 Unknown_23: Piss. Unknown_30: I would not stop and admire the spectacle. I'd get the fuck out of there. Unknown_30: I want to see them fall out of that dying and shit. I want some confirmation that this is actually effective. Unknown_29: I told you! Is anyone coming? 1:24:33 Unknown_28: Is it Nick? Unknown_14: He's alive. Unknown_28: Nick, confirm your position. Unknown_10: I'm 200 meters from the door, bearing 320. Unknown_10: But I'm injured. Unknown_30: We're back in a bull market, chat. Unknown_30: Shh. No. Unknown_30: I'm not letting this fucking Goodyin get him. Fuck that. Unknown_30: Dumbass looking satyr horns. 1:25:09 Unknown_30: Damn, this is when the UV light would fucking save his ass. Unknown_21: Hang tight, Sergeant. We're on our way. Unknown_30: But Nick and Eric didn't have a good relationship. Ah, that's bullshit. Unknown_13: Can't hear you. Unknown_23: Kick him in the dick Fuck yeah, yeah up to five now I got you Now they're shooting at him 1:26:08 Unknown_30: I would be totally against shooting guns because we know that they have good hearing and they react to like your heart rate and shit. Why would you shoot? I know they're stepping on the vines. Unknown_30: I hate that stupid. I would never drop it even if it wasn't working. Come on now. Unknown_12: He fucking drops it. Eric is such a stupid piece of shit. He's the dumbest fucking cunt. Unknown_11: Where the fuck is Selene? Selene is down there single-handedly fucking killing them. Selene, he's still alive. 1:26:48 Unknown_13: Selene, come in, man. Are you there? Unknown_14: What's there to think about we go back down there we die with them He's a dead man. Unknown_28: We need to go now. 1:27:20 Unknown_30: Fuck that His tolerance his intolerance is faltering That man is not one of us. Unknown_29: Oh, fuck you You're wrong Salim is one of us now marines don't leave their own behind you hear me saline Unknown_11: Tell him yourself i'm coming to get you Eric if you don't want to look they're just gonna stay up there in the fucking cuck shed with eric Leave him to die 1:28:31 Unknown_16: Come to join the fun. Unknown_31: We're up to six now. Unknown_18: No! Fuck! Jason! 1:29:08 Unknown_30: Like that seven shot. Unknown_13: Seriously, just throw that thing at me. Unknown_30: I just got an achievement called Slayer because I've killed so many of these fucking demons now. Unknown_13: Let's get out of here. Unknown_30: I just run right in front of the fucking guy shooting, I guess. 1:29:43 Unknown_30: I got another achievement, Semper Fi. Unknown_14: Takes more than a few bats to kill you. Unknown_13: Oh man, that was un-fucking-believable. Those things were all over us, but me and Selene busted through them like it was the last down of the goddamn Super Bowl. Unknown_30: Everyone else is, like, solemn and pissy. I like how Eric has just completely relieved post to Jason, and Jason is just going to, like, lead the squad now. 1:30:23 Unknown_13: We will get home. Unknown_21: Hoorah! Hoorah? Hoorah! Hoorah! Unknown_30: I think we're meeting our objectives this game. Let's see. We're not out of the woods yet. Unknown_20: Yeah, fuck this. 1:31:18 Unknown_30: Fuck ropes. Unknown_30: What's that, boy? Did someone fall down the well? Unknown_30: Oh, it's going to be What's-Her-Face, isn't it? Her arc is not resolved. Her collar has not been popped yet. Unknown_30: There she is. She's advancing to the final stages of liberalism. Oh, I got you. I got you. She's on guard. 1:31:50 Unknown_30: You troned out, yeah. You got it. Unknown_31: Get back down there. She was dead the moment they laid hands on her. 1:32:32 Unknown_25: Never should have brought her here. Unknown_21: Hey! Hey! Unknown_12: Eric will be the GF. That's right. He's being demoted from Colonel to GF. 1:33:08 Unknown_12: He's the morale now. Unknown_21: We can get out. Unknown_10: We just have to climb. Unknown_30: No, no. Yeah, Ukith is collapsing. 1:33:44 Unknown_30: Oh, isn't this beautiful? 1:34:16 Unknown_30: Woman respecter squad did it again. That's right. Mission accomplished. Is the thing that's showing up when people tip? Because I changed it just recently. That might have fucked it up. But I did test it. Unknown_13: You still with me, buddy? Unknown_13: We got two alive. Very fucking ready to go home marines here I mean, okay, I think this is like the best possible ending to get right? 1:35:07 Unknown_30: Repeat the enemy because I don't think you can save rachel. Can you look around you? I think the women were ordained to die All the dudes are alive And the other two turned out to zombies and I didn't fucking do anything to them to make them zombies You can save all of them really Man, look at this place. Unknown_14: We made a mess of it The asian guy can you save the asian guy too? Unknown_30: The asian guy gets shot in the head You don't even have an option to do anything with that Unknown_30: Oh, you've got to be kidding me. I guess I did intentionally sabotage her like in the pits and stuff And I I shot the the sargoyle that didn't If they if anybody dies at this point i'm gonna be pissed 1:35:41 Unknown_12: You keep this back baby now, we're the brexit party never party in on earth Let's just start that six minutes back. Unknown_20: We just need to hold out. This is way too long Can't watch the damn moon The breaking inside 1:36:42 Unknown_30: Hide in the heroin pit. Unknown_29: No, fuck off. Unknown_21: Put those motherfuckers back to hell! 1:37:22 Unknown_20: Hey, did he get a kill there? Unknown_30: Oh my god, is Eric gonna do something? Unknown_20: Yeah, no shit Unknown_12: Why we need light for? These are only monsters that are repelled by light and fire. We need bullets. Unknown_12: We've only been with them for fucking a day. It's been interesting knowing you. Yeah, that's it. 1:38:13 Unknown_21: Final click chat Oh no get away from me These are the most important clicks 1:39:03 Unknown_12: He burned him right in the dick. Did you see that? Unknown_12: My man is neutering them so they can't reproduce. Unknown_21: Holy shit. 1:39:50 Unknown_30: I think that was mine. Unknown_30: Somebody just sliced him. No, let me not. Yes. Unknown_30: I bet you this whole sequence was avoidable if you called in air support in the beginning. But I had to wait like five minutes for the request to come in. The ending might have been at the hand if you had asked for help. 1:41:02 Unknown_30: The king of quick CWC 10 fits Get us the fuck out of here Unknown_30: I would point to one of those dead vampires on the roof and be like, look at that. Acknowledge that that is a fucking vampire alien. Unknown_30: Because when I tell this story, I need some backup. Unknown_20: Clear! Unknown_30: I mean, there's no way that people are not going to believe them. Look at that shit. There's a cooked-ass vampire. 1:42:28 Unknown_30: I would definitely be saying, like, these are vampires. There's a thousand more down there. There's an alien ship down there. You not only need to tell, like, I'm sorry, I don't care how fucking insane it's going to sound on the radio. You have to tell them there is an alien spaceship. There are eight people on the radio surrounded by cooked alien corpses. You got to send in something to secure this fucking alien spaceship full of vampires that want to kill us. Unknown_30: Somebody will take it seriously. If there's that many people. 1:43:04 Unknown_33: They stood who stood and fell who fell. Not bad. Unknown_33: You've guided some of your charges to the light while others have fallen to the darkness. Survival often comes at a great cost. A cost that others sometimes must pay. Unknown_30: you don't tell me like what i did forward to our next encounter no perhaps i'll choose a story that's a little more homely next time somewhere you'd be guaranteed of a decent night's sleep this guy maintains the anthology i'm pretty sure but i would love for his character to have like a purpose to it hard to leave until the next time you know the way out 1:44:02 Unknown_30: uh i don't know yeah they have fucking cameras right just take a picture of this there's a cooked alien corpse i don't care i would definitely go investigate it i'm not gonna like oh that's just uh that's just a weather balloon oh look they did take him seriously i just got off the red eye what's your excuse good flight oh shit movie shit meal no leg room Unknown_03: I'm glad that this is uh, i'm very i'm very pleased with this. Unknown_30: Uh, we just had to scrape some of them off the floor epilogue And the entities like nothing we've seen before I'm very pleased with this because that was driving me crazy. Is that their brain? Unknown_05: Ew. The best of the best, huh? Fuck! 1:45:01 Unknown_13: Now how many times do I have to keep telling you the same damn story? Unknown_20: I understand. However, CETCOM needs to iron out any irregularities. Such as? The whole fucking thing was irregular! Such as why you allied with an enemy combatant? Unknown_30: Oh, my God. Unknown_20: I have a feeling. I don't give a damn who it was. We needed all the help we could get. Unknown_30: I have a feeling that in reality, people understand you're being attacked by alien vampires. Nobody's going to be like, why did you talk to this Iraqi? Because we're being killed by alien vampires, sir. That's why. In case you're wondering. 1:45:36 Unknown_11: I want all the details. Unknown_11: I'll tell you what. Why don't you go down there yourself and have a look-see? Then we can talk. Unknown_11: If you make it out alive. Unknown_30: It's the U.S. government. Yeah, but when you have a team investigating the alien vampire corpses, the Iraqi guy is probably at the bottom of the list of concerns. Unknown_05: I'm dying to meet this guy. 1:46:12 Unknown_16: I am not answering any more questions until I see my son. That's not how we do things around here. Unknown_16: You don't have a clue. Unknown_30: Do you want me to get the weatherboard, sir? Unknown_16: Jason came back for me. What does that tell you? Unknown_16: Down there, this damn war of yours was over. Unknown_34: I'd like to talk more about the entities. The vampires. Unknown_34: I'm finding it very hard to believe that you killed those things with that. Unknown_16: Untie me, and I'll show you how I did it. 1:46:45 Unknown_30: I wouldn't threaten them. Unknown_04: The analysis team are still pulling specimens from the site. It's carnage down there. Unknown_30: Lots of Chinese guys did all the visual effects and stuff. Unknown_04: That's funny. No, no, no, no, no. Unknown_14: I'm done. I told you already. It was a city. A goddamn city full of those things. There were cocoons down there. Fucking thousands of them. Unknown_11: How many organisms were still alive down there? Unknown_14: And this is also, it would change depending on who was still alive. 1:47:30 Unknown_04: I wonder... Unknown_28: These things, they're advanced. They're stronger than us, more intelligent than us. If you want to get ahead of this, you need to start taking me seriously. Unknown_00: Why do you think that? Oh, because of the spaceship, I guess. After all, most of your team didn't make it back alive. Unknown_27: And I'll have to live with that. Unknown_00: Let's move on to Kalos. 1:48:09 Unknown_12: dear god there's barely anything left to identify well they show the bodies of the dead too yeah she could have gone far if this hadn't happened she was pregnant with a black baby are you still on for next sunday janet's making hot pot you bet your ass we're on hot pot i'll never get used to this job why would you want to at least this one was localized Unknown_34: I don't know. Unknown_34: Use it to get me a strike. All right. 1:49:09 Unknown_30: All right, chat. Bandai Namco. Oh, my God. Unknown_15: You want to know what it means to be a killer? Unknown_30: Think of the most profound thing you've ever done. Unknown_15: The most beautiful... Is this like an advertisement? Unknown_15: And I promise you, it's nothing compared to watching the life bleed out of someone. Unknown_15: To see the fear in their eyes to feel them pawing at you for release to hear them pleading begging That's true has this one come out that's what you have to be an artist I've left my mark on the world That's creepy 1:50:07 Unknown_30: think this one is coming out um soonish probably in october that would be the appropriate time to release a horror game to have sales so who knows if this one comes out i'll play it because people seem to like this i think i think i found a good little niche doing the walking sims i can talk to people and everyone like has fun and stuff Unknown_30: Oh, speaking of sugar mountains for 10 says we would love to see you play more games. Love the streams Well, thank you very much. Uh, hopefully there will be more there. I mean there's a ton of stuff to play That I haven't played before November Wow, that sucks. They probably want to release it in october, but it's like They can't so they're just gonna and it's better It would be better not to rush it, you know and get it out in time for october Unknown_30: Okay, fuck it hold up one second let me get a sip of water Okay, um i'll play a game i'll play a game of dota if you're not interested in watching me play dota, um, you do not have to watch Let me close out of this real quick that is the the end of the um walking sim i'm just gonna play one round of dota so that everyone can can make fun of me and tell me how terrible i play dota dota sounds gay uh probably is like it's really hard for me to to guess if people will find it um interesting or not and the reason why i'll play like one or two because it's two hours in it's not even three hours yet so i might i'll do a turbo round or something or two turbos if it's really fast 1:51:22 Unknown_30: When is the next stream? I do not have a stream plan next. I might do it like as a weekend thing. I'm not sure yet. I'm not decided. Depends on feedback. Actually, if you are listening and you're listening to the archive at this point, leave a comment about what times you would like to see streams like if the weekend works for people or if i should because this is like the most i can't do it any later than this like i know this is like noon u.s time but um i can't really do it any later than this because it's just it would be a problem so and there's no point doing it any earlier because then nobody's going to be awake for it where the fuck is my game not loading at all 1:52:42 Unknown_26: How'd you break my game chat? Unknown_26: Oh, I've never even seen that before. Restart it. Oh. Unknown_26: I went to kill it in the process list and now it's just frozen. Unknown_30: Literally, I've been playing this for like the last week and I've never had the starter crash. Unknown_30: I'm able to sing and play anyways. Unknown_30: The valve game. Hey valve usually makes great games, right? I've actually um, i've been shocked at how bad the client is in linux The dota client for linux locks up all the fucking time. It's like really shocking how bad it is Okay, let me show you my dota i've i've been playing this game for many many years so I have a lot of I have a lot of shit in it Could just be slow to load because of um 1:53:14 Unknown_30: Uh because of the obs Actually, let me turn down the audio but it's a bit loud That's how I usually like it 1:53:57 Unknown_30: All right, um, so I first played in 2012 long time ago and I played a fuck ton of nature's prophet I have 300 plus games as nature's prophet and so far i'm rebuilding like my um, my thing my my character roster But I have um this roster so far I like hoodwinked and I liked dazzle so Unknown_30: First match in 2011. I still needed keys in 2011 or 2012 Um, and i'm doing the all hero challenge thing, but i'll probably I guess i'll play hoodwink because I could play something that Yeah bottoming. That's what I call the support role Nptard mp sucks now because you just you just end up feeding like a million billion fucking gp to the enemy team 1:54:56 Unknown_26: It's gonna take forever to find a match it's turbo it should take like a second What's fun about dota Unknown_30: um there is a real sense of reward and getting better it's a game that has like an extremely high maximum skill ceiling no one person can really become the best all-round dota player i think uh it's an extremely complicated game and it evolves slow dota does a good job of not evolving too fast that you can't catch up as opposed to league which changes like every season and every season's just like i can't keep up with this Can't keep up with your fucking meta I can pick up dota after two years of not playing and it fits like a glove Your ban make it stream sniping five seconds hurry hurry dota is gay, but I appreciate the stream shush. Thank you anonymous Oh, I don't want to ban hoodwink Oh No, I've accidentally revealed that I have the weird japanese skin for hoodwinked 1:55:40 Unknown_30: How shameful. Of course I have skins. Unknown_30: I buy the Battle Pass every season. Unknown_30: Am I playing a furry? Yes. I'm playing a sassy New Zealand squirrel that throws nuts at people. 1:56:31 Unknown_30: Actually, let me fix my OBS. I swear, why are the donation alerts not showing up? That's really bizarre. I don't like that. Unknown_26: Do they not show up on screen? Oh, I'm such an idiot. Unknown_30: Oh, I've had it on the wrong thing the entire time. Oh, I'm so, I'm so sorry. I even had the cool little wiggler thing and, uh, for the, for the super chats. I'm such a fucking idiot sometimes. 1:57:12 Unknown_30: Okay, I look I like how that that one breaks constantly and people just don't walk they just glide across the ground The hate symbol knows the quiggler the quiggler is one of the most racist things i've ever seen Okay. Now watch i'll show you how I play um, I play very poorly Like I forget to buy my items and i'm playing turbo so I can just buy them now Unknown_17: I have my why wheel here and I have added emojis to it so that they're more sincere looking and when you when you when you use these with the little smiley face people take them more seriously Unknown_30: And then I have a bunch of voice lines because I have gold. How does Dota compare to League of Legends? Dota is much, much, much more complicated. League of Legends is very simple and it's more casual, which is fine. I'm not saying that if you like League you're a bad person or anything, but... It's just not... I just like the complexity. That's her stun that thing is fucking busted and i've just murdered a bug so things are going off pretty well Oh, nobody nobody guarded the safe room that's okay. Nobody took it either and i'll be doing that And tide hunter appears to have ignored my call that I would be going bottom. So i'll be going top instead and by teleporting I'm should the selim skin cost selim is free 1:58:42 Unknown_06: I hate to please Unknown_30: League is more casual, but I can't figure out seasonal changes. Um, I can. It's just I don't care to. Unknown_30: Is the issue. Because the changes are never like, oh my god, that change is like, so interesting. The change is like, they've simplified the game again. They took out a bunch of stuff. They removed some items and they made other items more brain dead. And it's just like they've added a bunch of weird shit that you just have to memorize to jungle which is not intuitive at all It's just like I don't enjoy the changes is also part of it. 1:59:23 Unknown_06: It's not even my birthday I don't know what the fuck axe is doing. Unknown_30: It's just sitting there eating shit trying to gobble as much shit as possible I guess I should buy a ward or something because I accidentally Got any scrap 2:00:07 Unknown_06: Axe has isolated himself into the jungle. Unknown_30: So he's at risk of dying now This is my commentary video on how axe is playing Rune scape is better. It's true. I can't argue with that Unknown_30: How often do you rage at teammates? Never. I did not allow myself to get mad at teammates. Unknown_30: I used to be a very bad rager when I played early on, like as a teenager. And then I made an active decision that I would not get mad at video games anymore. And I started practicing kind of zen meditation. And now I just don't care. I'm not emotionally impacted by these games. This guy could just start walking down mid and I would not give a shit. 2:00:42 Unknown_06: Just like oh my god, she threw an acorn at them it's time it's now my time inshallah She got out of range of the other guy I was trying to get him to bounce between but that didn't happen It's been my gold now 2:01:27 Unknown_30: um the dota plus suggested build list is kind of strange the most important things that i found on hoodwink and i played a lot of different builds i played all of these different builds um is the aether lens is very good but the Maelstrom is the most important you cannot play her without having maelstrom But he just do nothing unless you have it even as a support, especially in turbo though. You have so much extra gold Let me just explain very briefly like An example of the complexity Maelstrom is an item that adds an effect to your hits. So when you shoot like this on an enemy, there is an opportunity for an effect tied to your items to proc, to happen. The Maelstrom has a chance of shooting off lightning at all nearby enemies. And when I do this, when I shoot the acorn at her, each one of those hits between enemies is a proc. So there's an opportunity there for the lightning to arc, and it will just happen over and over again, and there's no limiting factor. So with certain characters like her who have shots or skills that proc hits like that, it's a good idea to get something like Maelstrom or the upgraded Mjolnir, which will provide an effect that augments your offensive ability. 2:02:48 Unknown_30: There is no tip school. Don't worry about it. Unknown_30: I'm just sharing my love for the most retarded game on the planet. Unknown_29: What is she doing? Unknown_30: Oh, she's level six. So at level six, you have access to an ultimate ability, which is more powerful than regular abilities, and also usually has a longer cooldown. Unknown_30: Her ability is a duel. She goes into man mode with you, and if you lose man mode, her damage is higher for the rest of the game. Unknown_30: And I'll show you what my ability is in a second. 2:03:23 Unknown_30: She's trying to walk up to me in man mode. I mean, because I'm a shitty little squirrel, I'm going to lose. Unknown_30: He is desperate to pick a fight with us. It's like, we don't... We don't really have the kill potential. The other guy, the flying guy, his name is Skywrath Mage, and his ultimate ability, it makes like a point on the ground where all this light hits, and it does a ton of damage. So if you're standing still fighting the Legion Commander, man-moding with her, you're going to die real fast, and she's going to get her damage for sure, which is why he would pick that character and go to lane with her. 2:03:54 Unknown_30: Okay, Legion's coming up. She's looking for a duel. Every second that she's going without getting a duel off is a waste of time for her. Unknown_30: Here, ult it. Yes. Unknown_30: I'm going to high five. Unknown_30: Give me a high five, bro. I'm streaming. Give me a high five. Unknown_06: He doesn't know how. Unknown_31: He's leaving me hanging. 2:04:45 Unknown_30: same sorry there's no bad blood um i should farm more i guess legion's commander's side i still have all my region items this is the issue with streaming and playing dota is that you're a little bit distracted there are no words and we need words Unknown_30: I'm watching for... I keep clicking her because I'm checking her inventory because there's an item that she can buy called a Blink Dagger. If you have a Blink Dagger, you can teleport a little ways away. Now, if you teleport a ways away as Legion Commander next to a shitty little squirrel, you can start your man mode duel with her. And that's called an initiation. You don't want to be initiated on by Legion Commander. Unknown_30: It's a recipe for disaster. Unknown_30: My ward is looking for invisible things in that area, such as other wards. 2:05:32 Unknown_06: What? Unknown_30: Now if I had a maelstrom these lanes would be very much faster But I don't want to go over there because I know she's just going to kill me immediately if I do that I'm all clicking to let axe know that I do have my alt ready See she's using that skill to increase her attack Attack speed to she wants she's desperate. She has no dual dual damage right now And when you're a legion commander at seven minutes in on turbo, you should definitely have some dual damage And she's really upset that she doesn't have any 2:06:07 Unknown_30: Which is fine, I want her to be upset. Unknown_30: Damn it, she won. I was really hoping if Axe had won that fight, then he would have also gotten the damage, which would be awesome. You really want that. Unknown_30: I did kill the bug again. I don't have any mana, so my opportunity to do damage here is limited. I'm just going to shoot him. That has done some help, but I don't have anything else I can use. 2:06:45 Unknown_30: The duel is very cool. It's very cool when you start, like, steamrolling and you have, like, a ton of damage and stuff. Unknown_30: It's very not cool when you're playing Legion Commander and you fuck it up because everybody on your team will see that, like, for instance, you walk up to the shitty little squirrel and then everybody else on the squirrel's team jumps on you and you just gave 30 damage for the rest of the game to the shitty little squirrel and you look like a retard. You look like a total spaz that doesn't know what he's doing. Unknown_30: Eul's Scepter? No. I don't need it. I can land my shots just fine, thank you. I do not need a Eul's Scepter to set that up. See that lightning? That's what I was talking about with that proc. 2:07:17 Unknown_30: My thing is ready. I should probably go bottom. Yeah, I can help out here. Unknown_30: Oh, I don't... I don't have a Tiki Scroll. Unknown_30: I need boots, actually, too. Unknown_30: What boots do I want? I usually get mana boots, I think. 2:07:48 Unknown_30: It depends. Unknown_30: Having mana boots and health boots on her is not bad. You're not throwing by doing that. Even though it's weird to get two pairs of boots. You only got one pair of legs, right? I really want to kill this bug again. Unknown_23: Oh, he's in... If I had known there was a ward there, I would have been more aggressive. Unknown_31: Hit him! He's invisible, I got him! Unknown_30: That's what matters. It's not killing him. It's just sending a message. Oh, he's... I'm looking for you. He's hiding from me. 2:08:21 Unknown_30: He knows I'm a predator. Unknown_06: Oh. Unknown_02: Where the fuck is he? Unknown_30: That was a good acorn shot, yeah. That bounced between two heroes, which is getting the most out of it. 2:08:53 Unknown_30: That was a great exchange. We lost one and we killed four. That's what you kinda want. Unknown_30: Now, the real objective of the game, you can win this game without getting a single kill and the enemy team having 50 kills. The point is, you're marching up this lane to this big hunk of shit in the middle that kind of looks like the evil temple from that game we just played. And you want to smash it. And on our side, we have an equally, well, ours is much prettier because we're on the Radiant. Um, and you know, they want to smash that it doesn't matter how many kills you get doesn't matter what items you have What matters is the big rock in the center of the enemy base is smashed Um, what am I doing here I do not want I really can get anything everything works well on her I will get um Either lens I think Because I'm kind of thinking about my distance here. I can't get too close to Weaver because he'll melt me once he has some items. He's kind of shit, but I don't want to get too close to Skywrath because he'll lock me in place and then use his ultimate on me. 2:09:28 Unknown_30: but with an aether lens i can stay a little bit further away safely and cast my acorn shot i'm just gonna i'm just gonna put my perks into my acorn shot that's what i'm thinking yeah i'm gonna get a data list i think data listen um y'all in there this is not house of ashes we finished it we won but all the women died and uh all the bros lived 2:10:42 Unknown_21: um the replay will be up i'm not going to play for too long so if you want to watch part two you'll be able to see that in a second i'm just going to take the damage here and destroy this unless they fortify i just saw on my map that there's a bunch of people coming over to kill me so i'm going to teleport from where i am to behind the fight so that can be useful in the fight Unknown_30: That's so embarrassing these people are idiots, what are you doing? I'm just gonna oh Please die I Got him. I didn't notice that weaver snuck up behind me cuz he can go invisible, but I think axe got the damage I 2:11:44 Unknown_30: Which is awesome. Ah That's awesome, that's great that's that is a morale, uh morale boost for the team Uh, okay, what was I doing I was thinking about me on the mirror You know what? Decoy would be good. So there are two different ability upgrades for each character. There's Aghanim's and then Aghanim's Shard. Aghanim's Scepter or Aghanim's is more expensive and is usually a much stronger boost. Aghanim's Shard is much cheaper, about one-third or one-fourth the price, and is usually still quite good. 2:12:18 Unknown_30: I'm just going to keep killing Legion Commander and make her upset. Okay, my Agnum Shard creates a little decoy. And what that does is it makes it so that if someone attacks your decoy, they get stuck to a tree. 2:12:57 Unknown_30: Oh, he wants to try and kill me. I'll just eat this because he got chased away. He's not a threat to me anymore. That guy can lay down a homing beacon that will chase you forever, basically. All the way back to the base if you allow it. Unknown_21: Okay, five thousand gold I need to spend it again and I have these words that i've not placed because i'm an idiot I don't do not want that. Unknown_30: Oops. Unknown_06: Just follow my trail I will take the grove bow. 2:13:34 Unknown_30: That's a forest item. You can find that in the jungle at certain times and I will take Unknown_30: um i'm gonna be greedy actually i'm just gonna get the data list and i'll upgrade to me all in there in a bit i'm king yoda plus says that i should get the quiver of true strike which i don't i don't want that i actually want the bow Unknown_30: It's not as hard as you think. You'll very quickly, because Valve does a great job, as opposed to League, where the characters are much more samey. Valve does a good job of making the characters look very distinct, and you learn pretty quickly who can do what. 2:14:09 Unknown_30: It does take years to master, but if you pick one character that you like, you play a couple until you're like, hey, I like the way that this guy feels when I play him, you'll do pretty well. I would recommend playing with friends though to begin with because they can help you out a lot there's a lot of things that are not intuitive about this which are kind of important to learn like this is not intuitive at all but you can see here and this isn't from you can't do this in league but you see this guy here he has a lot of um gold but you can use a and then right click or left click to attack your own units at their low health and you can deny that gold to the enemy team 2:14:58 Unknown_30: I'm missing some fight going on here. Unknown_12: He shot the decoy and got pushed by two times in a row. Unknown_30: Oh, that's really unfortunate for him. Unknown_06: Wicked. Who's a piddlin'? Unknown_30: Yes, there was a guy that could deny. I remember that. Unknown_30: I mean, you used to be able to deny in League of Legends. I also played that game so long ago that I remember denies being a thing. But they took that out because people thought it was too frustrating. And they really wanted League to be more casual, which is why... I mean, it worked. League is a very successful game. For better or for worse, but... 2:15:42 Unknown_17: So this this team is pretty good Because they're just very focused when fights happen then group up and then they push and then they go back out Oh my god, is this a smoke of deceit and turbo you never see that I have played hundreds of fucking games in turbo I have not seen the smoke of the seat bought by anybody You don't even find smoke of deceit in like ranked games with most players I 2:16:26 Unknown_30: Oh, there's a weaver there. Unknown_30: Sucks to be him. If you aim the acorn at the ground, it plants a tree, and then you can use that tree to bind a guy to it. Unknown_06: You couldn't stop me. Unknown_30: Yeah, there's a reason why I picked Hoodwink. Like, I don't know what it is. The skill set of the character just jibes with me very well. And I understand, like, what to do. And it's just intuitive, like, what buttons to press. 2:16:58 Unknown_30: Oh, that's great. It was a great shot. Unknown_30: I had no idea. Unknown_04: I'm telling you, it's just a... Ah, no! 2:17:37 Unknown_30: He's back for a vengeance. He's back for a vengeance. Unknown_30: That's a really shitty way to die. I should have paid attention and saw that he was up. Unknown_30: Oh, not me on the linear Gleppner stolen that I was thinking of I'll show you why in a second That's why cheeky yeah, here we up against I 2:18:09 Unknown_30: I'm on the team with DangerNoodle, third of two, Deadline over in Cesar, up against Kraziken, Nikatos, Experience, Dobre Dean, everyone, which just means good day, everyone, and, uh, uh, Putsch, Putschi, Evuk, I have no idea. Oh, no, Lutschi, Evuk, can't even guess. Unknown_08: i hate dota you make me want to play it shake my head oh that's a z nani i'm sorry i'm very out of practice i could see this channel getting 100k easily no i'll get banned before then 2:19:10 Unknown_30: All right, let me reconfigure myself, um, our necrophos is really on top of his support game this guy What is his rank? Unknown_30: What is he doing playing turbo and buying wards and shit It's a lot he doesn't play ranked Okay, i'm always on the right trail Um, oh everyone just teleported That's cool, he's a guy that plays to win and buys awards and smoke with deceit in turbo games and he doesn't play ranked at all Oh, you should have let him That's so fucking awesome she's so bad Miss me 2:20:08 Unknown_17: You have to be Emma once you have the voice lines I Say she cuz it's Legion commander Legion commander is like a lesbian Well, she's not canonically a lesbian. Unknown_30: She's just like I think she's based off Mulan to be fair Yeah, well she assumed that I Unknown_30: um skywrath would just drop his alt and what's his face would die instantly but we're so far ahead that was a very dumb assumption to make probably the right way was legion commander a man in dota 1. i mean it's i i can't say it's woke i just think that her character is based off milan There's very little, there's nothing woke about this game. This game is very, very blessed to not have any bullshit in it. It is totally free of bullshit. All the characters are like gross monsters. The female characters are not like thoughts. the only exception is marzi they added marzi because of the fucking anime that some saudi arabian prince paid for them to make and it's just like you had this very clean base game with no thoughts and no dumb anime bullshit and then you fucking ruined it i don't know when i'm i'm dying actually what's happening am i being oh i'm being ruled She does no damage. She does literally no damage She tried to man mode the squirrel and almost killed me and with two people on me did not manage to kill me so she's extremely Underfed right now Okay, this is the meal glit near I can watch them in place and then Walk up and then land my acorn and tie them and there's nothing they can do So if I see like three people grouped up like that You just drop glutton air on them and then you can get in range and then you can set up your acorn shot and And Glipmire is much faster than the Acorn Shot, so it's much easier to set up a three-man push-swack that way, which is why it's a very strong pickup. And you get to keep your Maelstrom effect. I don't play ranked, is the fact of the matter. 2:22:20 Unknown_30: Was I'm gonna it depends on how much I play cuz I just got back into it But like if I play for a while and I have like a roster of ten people that I really like to play Then I might start playing ranks somewhere Oh, you got in my way No, and I that sound was LinkedIn sphere he blocked my acorn shot so I didn't get to do anything I 2:23:15 Unknown_31: i should have tipped necro before the game ended i've never seen me this happy Unknown_30: MVP chat with your support your emotional support No dota player has ever adequately explained Yeah, someone's under fighting what to do. Yeah, I kill him. Of course. That's the rule. Unknown_30: Oh And thank you for the video pocket says thank you for the video streams. These are fun. Oh seven four five. Thank you. I'm glad you enjoy I'm not gonna play a ps1 emulator. I 2:24:12 Unknown_30: All right now at least i'll plan. Um, how long have i been going? 224 i'll do one more Uh, and I will commend necro this guy and that Yeah, see they were a party and that's why they're trying to set up like epic duels and stuff but Uh, he just wasn't good Which is fine, i'm not good Unknown_30: see i told you i don't play ranked i don't even have a um a rating i will play someone besides hoodwink next game and i will show you what it's like when i play normally i.e not not the boy 2:24:58 Unknown_30: Before 12-hour Dota shoes? No, I don't think so. I don't think I'll have the time for that. Like, my sight gets DDoS'd too much for me to adequately enjoy Dota for 12 hours at a time. Unknown_30: What is Turbo? Turbo is twice the speed of the regular game. And if I'm just killing time, if I'm just having a nice relaxing game, I will play Turbo because worst case scenario is that you're stuck in the shitty team for 30 minutes as opposed to an hour, which you can get stuck in easy in the main game. Unknown_30: um let's see what are we up against necro then we're free boy nah i might play some dazzle dazzle sounds fun only 10 seconds Let's see what the Dota Plus suggests. Dazzle, hell yeah. 2:25:51 Unknown_17: I'll show you my support. Unknown_30: This is my main support right now. Unknown_30: He has a very, very strong kit. His kit is very in meta, and that is because he has three abilities. all of them are excellent he has an ability to poison and slow does damage and then with the ag shard it makes them chickens for a couple seconds and caught a hex and the hex is all around great so he goes well with basically any team his second ability heals it just heals everything in nearby and does damage to any enemies nearby what's getting healed which is great healing people is awesome third one is shallow grave which prevents someone in most situations from dying um necro has an ability and acts the red guy from the last game has an ability that will go through shallow grave however the fact that one you know they have their ultimates that go through shallow grave does not mean that they really counter dazzle dazzle is not counterable he is too strong for for non-pink people to understand ask and you'll receive 2:26:35 Unknown_17: Yeah, I will show you my chickens Once I get my aghanim shard my poison touch will turn people into chickens as well when they get hit with it It's extra. Unknown_30: It's very strong. They're probably gonna nerf it They're either gonna have to nerf it or they're gonna have to make other Support stronger because dad's was like a must-have combined with his shallow grave and shit. He's just really good 2:27:32 Unknown_30: Good call with that word there She comes up here I'm gonna go on I actually don't know where I'm doing with this I guess I should go bottom I Unknown_30: Did I ever play the Warcraft 3 Dota? No, I did not. I am not that OG. I heard about Dota 2 when I first started playing League of Legends. So I was playing League in 2011. And then when that was happening, people were talking about Dota 2 coming out and it being made by Valve and how awesome that's going to be. And I was like, fuck it, I'll play this. I'll get some, you know, experience in with this game. And then when Dota comes out, I'll switch over to that. And that's exactly what I did. 2:28:18 Unknown_30: Thought they were gonna retaliate in some way. No, they're just gonna fucking run Okay, there goes necro and all his health And that is enigma he has a black hole you do not want to end up in the black hole You may not have any regen use your fucking tango, bro 2:28:50 Unknown_30: Get close. If they get too close together, I can hit them both with Poison Touch. Unknown_22: This game might be a loss, or it's going to be harder, because I bet you that's like a super try-hard Crystal Maiden. Unknown_30: Crystal Maiden is the favorite support character of a lot of people, and if you see a Crystal Maiden... I don't know, she has a bronze badge. She may not play that much of her. Unknown_30: I got both of them and all those fucking Eidolons. Eat shit. 2:29:21 Unknown_08: mutt's law i didn't say anything mutt's law related come on now that's on csgo the most boring game on the planet you go through the same quarters over and over again and people have their guns lined up on the exact spot that your head will be when you turn the corner because they played the game a thousand times in the exact same way Unknown_30: And then you die instantly and your gun doesn't work like you expect it to work It works in this bizarre way that they've kept since 1996 when the game first came out and unless you've been playing from 1996 You'll never understand how your ak-47 fires and you'll never land more than the first shot It is the most abysmal playing experience on the fucking planet He's begging me for tango. It's fine. Take your tango Kill issue it is such a boring game. I can't imagine just There's a reason why valorant's doing well, even though valorant's like the most disgusting posh on the planets because it has better gun mechanics and Fucking csgo And my cf2, yeah That's true I guess I should level up a shallow grave because this guy plans to die soon 2:30:17 Unknown_19: God how are they so they just have like nothing but sustained for the slain of course Because we're doing tons of damage to them, but they just keep regaining because they have like eight bushes like pockets full of seed seed On my way 2:31:10 Unknown_30: Overwatch Overwatch was very fun was very very fun for a very brief period of time and I don't know what happened in Blizzard, but they completely dropped the ball. The game is not enjoyable anymore And honestly, I never really had too much fun with overwatch just because I hate the sniper I hate snipers I'm I am a total Geordie Jordan when it comes to snipers. I'm just like I can't beat the sniper dog. I Just fucking headshot headshot headshot drop the base to it crack a pepsi It's one of those days when you start getting headshot by snipers Um silencer is coming down here for a kill I guess 2:32:12 Unknown_30: So is faceless voyage coming down to gang. Yeah cut out. Unknown_30: I have absolutely nothing or this fight I'm gonna very quickly try to buy some chicks. I don't have anything else I'm gonna hit him. I'm gonna walk into that Okay, he's dead I still have there's the black hole you don't want to be in the black hole I'm in the black hole, which is why I just died I How do you put up with Planetside if you hate snipers? 2:32:47 Unknown_30: Last time I played Planetside, I didn't have that many issues with snipers, I don't think. Unknown_30: Ooh, that would be fun. Man, I wish that there was energy in Planetside, but it's not. The game runs so fucking poorly, and nobody who plays it even seems to enjoy it. That's another game that I played as a kid, was Planetside 1. Unknown_18: That would be cool. Unknown_30: But their their like monetization mechanic is so disgustingly greedy that there's like no point to it Like you can't tell people to buy that game and then like invest 200 just to be able to do anything Oh, I died before I could even use my shallow grave that was pathetic That's a rule 2:33:36 Unknown_30: That's a real hard combo. Unknown_30: Yeah. Sniper is one of the most annoying carries in the game. He has a lower win rate than some other carries, but he's one of the most banned carries because his little mini stun is just the most aggravating fucking thing. He has a skill which kind of gives you a proc like Maelstrom. But instead of lightning, it just stuns your character. If you're casting a spell and you get stunned, you stop casting a spell. And you get pushed back a little bit. And it hits... If his attack speed is high enough from his items, you're just permanently stunned. You get near him. Like, anywhere near him, you are permanently locked down. I hate snipers in this game, too. It's just a thing. I fucking... They should not be in video games. 2:34:08 Unknown_30: Okay, he's going in i'm gonna try to help out I got my shallow grave ready we're gonna kill this midget We're gonna bash a midget. That's what we're doing here Midget stompers. Oh, yeah i'm gonna laugh too Yes 2:34:46 Unknown_30: 311, this is not good. Unknown_30: It can rebound. Very especially in turbo, it can rebound pretty hard because... No, I cannot shallow grape him because of the range. Unknown_30: Because in Turbo, you get more gold per second over time. So if you can just delay the game, you will catch up on items. And because there's a limit of how much inventory space, you can get just six items. And then you'll be as effective as the other team that has just six items. And it doesn't matter if they got 50 kills like 20 minutes ago. 2:35:29 Unknown_30: They still just have six items. I have nothing to stop that with. Oh, I'm dead for sure. Unknown_30: Those guys are our team sniper and crystal maiden that's like a classic killing combo that you would play with your friends My spirit walkers trash I mean, I feel like I have limited ability to inject myself in this game. 2:36:18 Unknown_30: Oh yeah, and when they get a level advantage on you from killing you, when you kill them back, you'll get more gold and you'll get more experience in return. So you'll catch up quickly. Unknown_30: Like, if they kill you four times in a row, they're going to be a high level. And then if you kill them two times in a row, you're basically caught back up. The gold advantage is gone, the kill advantage is gone. All that's gone. Unknown_17: Your middle tower is under attack. 2:36:54 Unknown_30: I can't buy the item that I need because it's unstuck. Unknown_30: It's a very careful balancing act because you don't want to make it too easy to rebound because then the early game doesn't matter at all. And you don't want to make it impossible to rebound because then people will be upset when they're like halfway through a game and they know there's no chance of coming back. So you have to be very careful to make sure that um it's it's possible to make a comeback even if it's not easy to make a comeback and you can see they're all pigs now because i have my hex so things are no longer going as good for them as they used to be people's dying i forgot to use my ultimate which might have helped save somebody of course and that's good that's going to help out a lot that little comeback right there structures are fortified 2:37:51 Unknown_30: valve is very good at balancing um and they have a unique way of approaching balance i think where it's kind of like everybody's a little bit overpowered which makes it um makes it so that your character still feels fun when you get going i denied a tower there which halves the amount of gold they get for the tower being destroyed Unknown_08: shadows come for the shadows that was a good fight um i kind of lucked out i think void got stunned by something i'm not even sure what and then uh enigma couldn't get his black hole off so i had some room there to walk around i really need to get an aether lens next so i have some more distance between me and the fight because they have some oh i can buy it right now all right that's fantastic 2:38:53 Unknown_30: I'm gonna get an essence ring. I bet that's the suggestion. You know what? I'm gonna show you guys something that's really high level. I'm gonna show you a 1000 IQ play. You have a slot for a jungle item. One jungle item. That's your fourth slot. Unknown_30: You can still swap out between your jungle items. So I can put my shovel in my jungle item. It has a six second cooldown, so you can't just swap constantly. But once it's done... I can then use it. Unknown_30: And then I can swap it back. And then I'll get my essence ring back. And the timer for the shovel is still going down in the backpack. Jungle item is at certain times there are camps and at certain times they start dropping items which are only usable in the fourth slot one at a time. 2:39:26 Unknown_30: The shovel, yeah, it does several things. It can spawn a little enemy or it can spawn a bounty rune. They're quite good. 2:40:01 Unknown_30: Wow. So, that's frustrating. I knew that he was, I stayed away from them because I knew a black hole was coming. but i was frozen by crystal maiden and enigma had his aghanims which pulls you in so i was frozen not able to move and but i was still getting pulled in by his aghanim shard so i couldn't avoid it the pain in the ass she has a blink dagger i think so she blinked in on me that's a good crystal maiden this is definitely like a smurf or something i think let's see no just has a lot of games 2:40:42 Unknown_32: Yeah prediction that's why I like hoodwink I'm very good at positioning usually if I'm really focusing That's interesting that a on desk yes, I don't have any retard so she has Down that's the wrong piece. Unknown_30: No, I look doubly bad. Oh Unknown_30: Actually, I don't really need a shovel as a pocket because um And the region items aren't so important who needs healing why does who spin like that Of course did I use my hex I didn't get an opportunity to because I was stunned Healing here. I wasn't in range 2:41:41 Unknown_08: Thoughts on Eggman? Unknown_30: I don't know who that is, besides the Sonic character. As far as, Post is just a Fediverse thing, and the Fediverse has been slow going, but I think a lot of people across the board are really supportive of the Fediverse. So, as far as that goes, there probably is some hope for the Fediverse stuff. Unknown_30: but um the odyssey guys want to work with me i think they want to like i don't know they gave ralph a contract where's my contract i got insane people trying to to sue me i deserve a contract let's see oh god damn it 2:42:28 Unknown_30: I'm not gonna lie. This is like you're impossible. I know I feel like no matter where I'm at. I'm gonna get caught out That wasn't the black hole that was a chronosphere This guy should talking what a dickhead. Unknown_30: Oh He died so he's salty but every week in the subsequent team fight the rest of us died So he's like, huh? Was it worth it? Was it worth it, bro? Oh Unknown_30: Yeah, bro midget stomping is always worth it as long as the sniper gets stomped on it's okay I don't know to get I might get a blank I don't usually get a blank dagger unless it's like specifically suggested for that character, but In this game, I think just being as far away as possible is gonna be the best bet. Oh 2:43:19 Unknown_18: Yeah, this game's not gonna end well, probably. Unknown_30: I don't think so. 2:43:50 Unknown_17: Very frustrating. Unknown_30: No, we're not winning this one for sure Yeah, their team is excellent like always in the right place at the right time and I'm trying When I'm down bad like this I try to think like what could I do if I do differently I Unknown_30: I just don't see it. I'll be honest with you There's no way to counter that um, I guess a on disk maybe I really don't know Like they're really far on items and shit 2:44:56 Unknown_30: The game is very complex, but that's why it's so rewarding. Like it feels really good when you can pull shit off like that. Unknown_30: I'm almost wondering if they are, like, a premade or something. Unknown_30: Yeah, I mean, I guess I should have warded more. That probably would have helped, but she's so aggressive in dewarding, too, that it's difficult. 2:45:34 Unknown_30: Yeah, there's a pre-made for sure Definitely sniper and crystal maiden are pre-made. Um Others might be I know one of these guys they have the same name faceless void and uh, necrophos are called nagabator Uh, so they may also be like another pre-made so then you have like two teams of two Right 2:46:13 Unknown_17: So if you don't want to lose i'd advise you to defend your truly truly today It's only you should be able to Unknown_30: four man they were also a four man but they sucked the enemy four man was was like always on their beat and then these guys were just like one more uh probably not probably this is a good way to good time to cut it off on such a high note chat that's that's the best time to cut it off okay um 2:47:02 Unknown_30: Let's see. Anything special to conclude this broadcast with? Unknown_30: I don't think so. Unknown_26: No, three hours is about right. Unknown_30: Gotta end it on a high note. Nah. Not today. Sometimes in chat. Unknown_30: I feel like it. I will see you on Friday, though. Maybe next weekend I'll do something. I need to stream more. I need to hustle and bustle so I can fund my lawsuits. 2:47:33 Unknown_30: So I guess I'll see you then. Bye-bye.