Diversity Calculator 2022-05-14

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Unknown_05: This is margin control to chain link bull Your position liquidated And the bobos want to know if you've checked the price And if just one pair of knee pads shall suffice

Unknown_05: This is chain link pull to margin control I'm stepping off the stool And I'm swinging in the most peculiar way And the charts look very different today For here I am swinging from my ceiling

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Unknown_05: Far above the coins.

Unknown_05: Lost it all on Link. Now my Wojaks, they are pink. Hello. Oh God, my mic is so loud.

Unknown_08: Why is it so loud? Okay, there's going to be technical issues. Allow me to explain why. I am back on Linux. I have bought a Radon 6969 or whatever the fuck AMD Super Blast computer video card processor. I have slapped that fucker into my computer, such as it is. And now Linux just works. It just works again, ladies and gentlemen. It just works. So here I am, back on Manjaro for the time being, which means that things will only half work, despite my best efforts. So...

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Unknown_08: I will talk more about the crypto happening. I saw many people openly speculating that I had killed myself because crypto was down. That was not the case. I am a little bit sad about crypto being down, but don't you worry. I am still alive, obviously. This is not a recording, I don't think. Today is May 13th, Friday the 13th, right? There we go.

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Unknown_08: I'm not at all upset about the fact that I missed my Friday the 13th stream. There was no way that I had planned in my head a little bit of October here in May, but...

Unknown_08: uh such as life i didn't know if i could stream today but uh everything got resolved so i could and of course i can't i can't miss my opportunity to say hello to the chat and to touch base and all that good stuff um so what do i want to see first you know what um someone right before

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Unknown_08: right before I was set to go live, messaged me via email. And they just sent me this message that said, a terrible story about the internet part two in a timestamp. And it just, it had a quote and I was intrigued by this quote. And I was like, okay, I'm going to find this. I'm going to find out whatever the fuck this is because I need to know what the source is of this quote.

Unknown_08: Because it's about me.

Unknown_08: So I tracked it down. I thought it would be a YouTube video, but it was not. It was a podcast. I didn't find the episode. And I think I have it ready right here. So I'm going to listen. I'm always intrigued to hear.

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Unknown_08: Because the Gino Samuel documentary about Chris is nearing the part where I get more involved with Chris.

Unknown_08: And I'm interested in hearing how people react, how normal-ish people react to my actions with Chris. So it just got to that point with the Gino Samuel documentary. But this other podcast called...

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Unknown_08: Behind the Bastards, which is, I don't even know what the fuck it's about. I've only heard a couple seconds of it from this thing that someone linked me. But I'm going to play about a minute of this podcast. Because I find, I think it's like a guy in some tranny talking about Chris.

Unknown_08: And his commentary about me is pretty funny. Just as a soft introduction, I'm going to listen to a review of my behavior towards Chris.

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Unknown_14: So these trolls who are known kind of in the Chris Chan fandom, I don't know what you want to call it.

Unknown_14: These trolls are referred to as the idea guys. And they eventually blackmail Chris Chan out of a bunch of money, like $6,000. Yeah, which I'm sure she has a lot of. Yeah, which she, yeah, this is like, I think, money that her and her mom need to exist.

Unknown_14: This abuse is actually so horrific that it pisses off people on kiwi farms who think this is going too far and is no longer funny. So a group of these, again, pretty psychopathic folks on kiwi farms start dedicating themselves to dismantling these plots and even trying to force some of the idea guys to face legal action.

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Unknown_14: The leader of this group, Noel, is also the main mod on Kiwi Farms. I think he might have founded it. I'm not as up on that stuff. And he's like, was big into Gamergate. He's extremely anti-Semitic. He believes in like white genocide theories. He uses the N word a bunch. He's like a very gross dude. And the fact that this guy and people like him are horrified enough by the abuse level that has grown, that they start to defend Christine, says something significant about how bad things have gotten. This motherfucker's like, okay, well, people are going too far.

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Unknown_08: I know exactly where he gets that summary of me, by the way. I'm pretty sure it's from Rational Wiki. There was a guy a long time ago during the Vordrak era who was like a wannabe Vordrak and kind of teamed up with him. And he's like a retard, low IQ autist who was super obsessed with editing Rational Wiki to write hit pieces on right wingers. And he wrote my rational wiki page to make me look like I was out there with like some antique German World War II rifle hunting down the enemies of the Reich to this day. And it's just really bizarre. And I know that's where he gets like those talking points, like big into Gamergate. Like Gamergate was like seven fucking years ago. I was involved with 8chan at the time, but that's my involvement with Gamergate.

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Unknown_08: But that description must come from that Rational Wiki page. It's just funny to me because I know how the internet works and someone puts something out there. They just have this idea and they throw it out there on a webpage like Rational Wiki or Encyclopedia Dramatica or the forum. Or even...

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Unknown_08: Like when the Christchurch stuff happened, there was a journalist in New Zealand, I think she was a writer for the New Zealand Herald.

Unknown_08: And she wrote something like, that I lived in my mother's basement.

Unknown_08: And when someone writes that, this is like a journalist, right? So this is like an actual source that Wikipedia would accept and write as fact on an article. that uh this statement is true and i don't know where she she literally like made that up because i was in ukraine at the time and i have never lived in a house that had a basement in it because i'm from florida and florida is built on sand and you cannot have with a low water or a high water shelf and you cannot build a basement in florida Um, I hadn't lived with my mom in like several years at that point. So it's just strange that, you know, someone will say something, you'll hear it later reiterated in earnest. Like there's this person that has informed themselves through this other person. And it's just, it's such a weird game of telephone. And, um, there's kind of a thing I'll talk about later, but it is funny how information is like, um,

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Unknown_08: not real our concept of like what things are and what's true and what's not true it's literally like all bullshit it's whatever people believe like in a hundred years from now the wikipedia article and that kind of stuff will be what's written about me and it'll be like whatever happened to pass you know the snuff test at the time will be written as true and it'll just be like a A completely distorted image of reality. But I'm forced to assume that's everything. Everything is like a distorted vision of what's actually true.

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Unknown_08: Everything that we think is true is distorted similarly. So that's my thought for the day. We're going to check in on how the British people are doing and also how the Americans are doing. But let's start with the British people.

Unknown_08: I do actually have a video somewhere.

Unknown_08: Oh, I think this is it. I hope this is it.

Unknown_08: Oh, hell yeah, this is it. Okay. Let's see what the British are up to, shall we? Shall we chat?

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Unknown_07: Fuck you!

Unknown_06: No! It doesn't matter!

Unknown_07: I'm defending you, you little pussy! I'm defending you! Fuck you, you little wimp cunt! Go fuck yourself! You little fucking little limp dick!

Unknown_04: Are you getting this?

Unknown_07: Have you got this? A little bit. You can't even come! You fucking asshole!

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Unknown_06: Only in the mouth.

Unknown_08: I love that.

Unknown_08: I love how... I love the line, you can't even come. And then, like, a natal fat woman, Slag, walks up and socks him in the fucking face. And his wig literally flies off of his head like a cartoon character after being struck by this woman.

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Unknown_08: and it's like I don't know is that like a little bit of projection you can't even I've never heard someone shout at someone else you can't even come so that must be projection that must be something he's personally insecure about like I'm on this HRT shit and I'm fat as hell and I'm British and I'm old you can't even come is something that he he's personally concerned about that's my take let's see what the Americans are up to on the other side the colonies as they like to say uh oh

Unknown_08: Where is, have I already fucked this up? I'm afraid, I'm afraid to change this.

Unknown_08: Uh, is this right? Yes, it is. Okay. For whatever reason, my, um, in OBS, Firefox's title and the list of like screens to record is like all like Chinese characters. It's very bizarre and it only affects Firefox though.

Unknown_08: Um,

Unknown_08: So following up the Supreme Court nominee, this is probably the most bizarre political thing I've ever seen.

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Unknown_08: I've seen this shared around multiple places, but here's a screencap from Imgur.

Unknown_08: Since this is a podcast, let me describe this in words, which is always fun.

Unknown_08: Here we have the American flag. The stars of the American flag are replaced with coat hangers. The 13 red stripes, which represent, in case you don't know, in the U.S., the red of the flag represent the blood of veterans that was lost to protect our freedom. The 13 represent the original colonies, but... The stripes are being created by pregnant women crawling away from the coat hangers. And the implication here is that now that we don't have rights to boardies, something to do when you're feeling sporty or spuity as the song went.

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Unknown_08: We will be forced to take our abortions into our own hands and abort with coat hangers.

Unknown_08: Because if we can't do it the way God intended, we have to do it the old-fashioned way. So all these women are bleeding out.

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Unknown_08: And the women are like... They kind of look like dumplings. I don't know how to describe it. They're really like shitty character drawings.

Unknown_08: Now, I posted this to the Fediverse. And I thought, haha, that's funny. And immediately... Immediately, this guy on the Fediverse... I almost want to credit him. Let me pull it up real quick so I can give credit where credit's due. It literally made me laugh out loud to the point where I wanted... The only reason why I'm showing you this is so I can show other people this edit. Nicky D, who has a cat avatar, made this edit immediately after.

Unknown_08: And this time, the stars are replaced with a Taco Bell logo.

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Unknown_08: And the stripes are just brown.

Unknown_08: And the political commentary here is that they're all shitting themselves.

Unknown_08: They're pregnant, but they have visible pregnant bellies. But in this one, I am forced to assume they're just stuffed full of burritos and tacos. And that's why they're looking pregnant. It's actually really rude to assume that they're pregnant. They're just fat.

Unknown_08: um by the way i have my um my social security cola here that i have opened already to enjoy and i bought a crate of them because i like them a lot and in my crate is a non-sugar-free variety i have not had a with sugar and um

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Unknown_08: In years. I'm going to take a sip. I'm a fat boy, so I drink non-sugar versions.

Unknown_08: That's actually pretty fucking good. I was afraid I wouldn't like it.

Unknown_08: I remember this was a big thing of debate with me and my mom when I was a teenager. Cause I drink, I drink diet soda a lot, even as a teenager. Um, and my mom was like, she was saying like, there's fake sugar in these drinks. So if you drink these fake sugar, your body will expect sugar. And if it doesn't get sugar, you'll become hungry for sugar because you tricked yourself.

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Unknown_08: And this will cause you to gain weight and be hungrier.

Unknown_08: And I don't know if that's true or if that's like mom science. I'm not sure if that's something like that true.

Unknown_08: So this is what you talk about. Literal shit. Yes.

Unknown_08: Welcome to my podcast. It's real. My mom was right. Well, geez. I don't know. When I see like 600 pound people, they always drink soda. Like regular soda. And that's like empty calories. Whereas my sugar-free soda is zero calories.

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Unknown_08: That is pancreatic science. Well, I'll tell my mom.

Unknown_08: I last talked to her for Mother's Day, actually.

Unknown_08: Even though I am estranged from my family, I still write my mom for Mother's Day. I hope all of you have done the same. I'm going to let her know that my chat said that she was right. I'll just say that. I'll send her a message, and I'll just say, chat said you're right, and she'll have not a fucking clue what I mean. But anyways, here we have a news update, a news report, as I promised at the beginning of the stream.

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Unknown_08: Just drink water, no.

Unknown_08: I have news from our crypto correspondent, Crunklord420, the admin of our Fediverse instance. And Crunklord reported three days ago, holy shit, it's still dumping. I've never seen something ironically look like it's actually seriously, for real, going to zero so quickly. And this is a...

Unknown_08: This looks like a two-day window. I mean, maybe five days, but you can see that it is actually parabolic. Like the decline in the value of Luna, aka Terra, to USD, the cryptocurrency, is actually parabolic in how it's going to zero. And at this time...

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Unknown_08: It was worth $4.43, and it was worth about $65 two days before this. So this is already like a 99% decrease in value. Terra is now worth...

Unknown_08: Less than half a cent, I'm pretty sure. So it did quite literally go as close to zero as one could possibly expect a cryptocurrency to go. It's completely crashed. And it's an interesting story of how it crashed.

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Unknown_08: Because...

Unknown_08: The way that Luna is a cryptocurrency that was supposed to be pegged to the U.S. dollar. And they have a machine set up to print more Luna and distribute that money. So it's actually sort of like an actual Ponzi scheme where it's like you buy Luna. And then when it needs to inflate and disperse funds to keep that peg to the U.S. dollar.

Unknown_08: it disperses that Luna to people who already invested their money into it. And they promised something like a 20% return on investment per year, which is ridiculous. A return on investment that high for just investing is almost always a financial fraud scheme.

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Unknown_08: So what happened is something broke and it de-pegged from the U.S. dollar and it printed...

Unknown_08: um several trillion more cryptocurrency tokens than it should have which completely totally obliterated the value of the of the token um as you can see here so that that was a big deal and

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Unknown_08: the a lot of people lost everything that they had as always happened with crypto because there were people like i remember um in 2016 2017 when you i remember i had whole bitcoins that were worth two thousand two hundred dollars at the time and i remember reading a guy who said you should um get a mortgage and take that how that mortgage money and put it into cryptocurrency you should max out all your credit cards and put into bitcoin And these are things that I didn't want to do because they were risky, but I should have done in retrospect because I would have been extremely wealthy. But nowadays, people try to do that thinking, oh, well, it'll just continue to go up. The green line will continue to go up. And then it doesn't because we're at that point where crypto is never going to go from $200,000 to $65,000 again. You're never going to see that kind of return on investment because it's near where it should be, basically.

Unknown_08: So a guy asking, what's the plan of action here? Luna Crypt is a suicide hotline. My ex-colleague attempted suicide. I lost over $450,000.

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Unknown_08: I cannot pay the bank. I will lose my home soon. I'll become homeless. Suicide is the only way out for me. Suicide isn't an option. Remember, if you find yourself in a fair fight, it means more preparation are needed. Instead of talking about suicide, do we know the potential plan for Do Kwon? And Do Kwon is the Korean guy who invented Luna. For those considering suicide, here's my story of attempted suicide. International suicide hotlines I held in Sol Luna the day before UST decided to go FUBAR. And then another link to international suicide hotlines. Two different ones, just in case you really needed it. Uh...

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Unknown_08: Actually, let me show this first, because I already mentioned Do Kwon. Here is a tweet by Do Kwon. Here's his baby. He put it out on the internet, so I guess it's his fault if I show it. Baby Luna, my dearest creation, named after my greatest invention.

Unknown_08: My little file for a name change, bro.

Unknown_08: Considering your track record, that's a bit unfortunate.

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Unknown_08: Cozy Rosie. Yeah, Cozy Rosie. Luna Kwan.

Unknown_08: Okay, here's the other thing that happened.

Unknown_08: And these are tweets from Blizz Finance, which went kaput after this.

Unknown_08: Um...

Unknown_08: There is another cryptocurrency called Chainlink, which was mentioned in the intro song. And Chainlink's whole thing is that it is a way to exchange tokens. So if you have Luna and you want something else, you can send Luna to what they call their oracles and get back an equitable amount of that other token.

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Unknown_08: and they have a proprietary system for evaluating tokens and stuff. And what happened is when Luna went from $65 to less than 10 cents, it broke the Oracle used by chain link for evaluating how much something is worth for in, in regards to Luna broke. Cause for whatever reason, it,

Unknown_08: thought that it would be impossible for luna to go than less than 10 cents so it went when it went under 10 cents and a third of a penny um it broke in its pause there stopped evaluating the token which means that if you bought luna for less than that 10 cents you could give it to chain link and exchange it at that rate so someone bought 20 uh

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Unknown_08: something like $10 million worth of Luna when it had already crashed 99.999% to four pennies, a token, and then exchanged it with Chainlink at 10 cents evaluation and basically bankrupted some other token by stealing as much as they had, or this finance group, and took all their money at, like, twice the exchange rate, and completely fucked it over and emptied out the coffers of this agency. I'm not sure of the technical details, but that's the gist of it.

Unknown_08: The CEO grinds it, yeah. So then they took $24 million worth of shit and they took it out and they sold it for stuff that's actually worth money or just sold it for dollars.

Unknown_08: So then in response to this, here's a police report that Crunklord found somehow in Korean, very suspicious.

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Unknown_08: Police are investigating a report that an unknown person visited the home of Terraform Labs CEO Kwon Do-hwang and rang the doorbell. CEO Kwon's spouse requested the police to designate a person for emergency personal protection. According to the police on the 13th, the Seongdong Police Station in Seoul received a report that an unidentified person broke into an apartment in the Seongsu-dong area. xiong dong gu okay look i know people make fun of china in chinese as like bing bong wahoo language korean is a fucking joke language xiong su dong xiong dong gu is not a real sentence that a human being can make that is some alien fucking bing bong wahoo shit okay china chinese is way more complicated and not nearly as goofy as the shit and rang the doorbell at around 6.23 p.m. the day before.

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Unknown_08: And then, I'm not going to read the rest of it, but basically, someone came over to their house, and they shit themselves, and they asked the police for protection. And then the Koreans are making fun of it. Because we're dying.

Unknown_08: So then, here's the final, here's the weekly review for Luna. As you can see, it quite literally went to, oh, oh, on this one, it's one, one, one,

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Unknown_08: One one hundredth of a penny each. That's oof. Oof, owie. And for whatever reason, by the way, Biz is now obsessed thinking that it's going to go back up a little bit. So they're all buying Luna. They're all putting money into Luna at like fractions of a penny, expecting it to go up to a dollar so they can sell it again and make their money.

Unknown_08: And I'm pretty sure that the people talking about doing this... are um just trolling to to like fuck with the signal to noise ratio on biz because like actual investors scan that board to try and figure out what to pump money into and when i say investors i mean indian people who have no fucking idea what's happening and are just trying to like get ahead of the next hot thing

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Unknown_08: They read the board and are thinking, holy shit, there's 40 threads in the catalog right now saying that they're buying Luna because they expect it to go back up to a dollar. Quick, take all of our rupees and buy as much Luna as possible. We'll get enough money to buy a new village cow.

Unknown_08: It's never going back up.

Unknown_08: This shit's fucking ruined. Let me get a sip.

Unknown_08: They're talking about like,

Unknown_08: Going back and burning all the new tokens that were created before the currency de-pegged. I am convinced...

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Unknown_08: When something like this happens and they like, even though it's obviously completely ruined, it's never coming back. It's over. And the developers are still talking about like, oh, I propose a change to the blockchain. We should roll back and allocate funds in this way to recover our development ecosystem. I am convinced that is all bullshit. Not to make money, but to...

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Unknown_08: convince the government that it's not like a scam, that they're not into it. Like, look, we're still doing things. We're still invested in Luna. We're still working on it. This is a real product that we're involved in. This wasn't a scam at all, SEC.

Unknown_08: So that is the story of Terra Luna and the most recent crash of cryptocurrency. And it hurt all of cryptocurrency.

Unknown_08: Because you have to think, like... The issue with a stablecoin like this crashing is that there's other stablecoins. For legal reasons, you don't really trade...

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Unknown_08: us dollars to cryptocurrency on exchanges you you exchange between a uh stable coin that's worth exactly one dollar per coin um and that way you're not trading directly with cash and in the way that the the accounting is done you're trading for a stable token instead

Unknown_08: And the exchange buys that at a one-to-one ratio when you go to sell. So the fear is that if these stable coins are crashing, then there's a risk that other coins are going to crash too. And that's when they start pulling out. But the same thing happened with fucking Dogecoin, which is entirely Elon Musk's fault, which is why I don't like him. Same thing happened with BitConnect way back when, 2019.

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Unknown_08: So who knows? Maybe I'll go to zero and I can stop thinking about it, but maybe it will go back up, which is what I'm hoping for.

Unknown_08: Ride the paper tiger, exactly.

Unknown_08: Okay, let's see. I'll read these real quick.

Unknown_08: I'm going to try to read them and just read fast. That's going to be my gambit with Super Chats.

0:27:58
Unknown_08: Ethan Ralph says, I can't Sneed.

Unknown_08: Sneed's feeding seed, Chuck's sucking fuck. Do you get a ton of spear phishing with the amount of DDoS attacks?

Unknown_08: I didn't even mention this, by the way, but we got DDoS attacked on...

Unknown_08: thursday i want to say i think it was wednesday thursday i think it's still happening on and off um oh it started on the 11th is when it started yeah i remember that because someone told me that the british get paid their um their allowances by the government on the 11th so it almost always starts around that that time people always point that out

0:28:37
Unknown_08: But yeah, there's other threats. We're trying to get to the new DDoS protection soon, this month or the next month, so I can stop fucking around. And I think I'll upgrade the bandwidth. I bought a router in February, and I just got it. The microchip shortage has put me on the waiting list for a new router for literally months. And now I'm hoping to get our bandwidth increased so that videos actually load correctly. 24 hours late, Gareth and Nick Fuentes.

0:29:11
Unknown_08: Been pumper dumped by crypto. Windows always wins. No, I'm back on Manjaro, my friend.

Unknown_08: If you read this, Stoat, I fucking hate you, JK baby. I love you from Rungle. Hey, Josh, found you when you dropped your June stream. Thanks for nearly a year of gun documentation and making me a worse person. You're welcome. Next month I will be doing the next person stream. After I move, basically, when I move to a new place, I'm going to do the low-tech stream. I promise.

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Unknown_08: uh ralph shorted cheers josh and happy saturday have you read fight club to the comic it's written by the same guy but it's shit no and you're you're not really selling me on it buddy all right next one let's move along i'm trying to um i i will one day find a happy medium for the super chance blizzard

Unknown_08: Activision Blizzard, Microsoft Activision Blizzard, as it is now. Well, it's not technically called that, but I call it that because Microsoft bought Activision Blizzard. So, therefore, it should be called Microsoft Activision Blizzard, right?

Unknown_08: They have announced for no reason whatsoever. Actually, I should probably pull up the original blog post. Let's see. Blizzard.

Unknown_08: Then I'll read this. OK, here it is. Sorry.

0:30:34
Unknown_08: Activision Blizzard, apropos of nothing, decided to release a blog post about the King's Diversity Space Tool by Eric Alt.

Unknown_08: And it is essentially an explanation that they have developed a tool to calculate the inclusivity score of a video game character. And then when it came out, everyone made fun of how demoralizing the Diversity Space Tool is in beta. But I'll just show you what it looks like.

0:31:11
Unknown_08: So, this is... By the way, I looked up this name, Christina Alfonsen. It's like a woman from Stockholm, so you can blame the Swedish for this. But basically, they take this thing, and it ranks a character's diversity based on their culture, race, age, cognitive ability, physical ability, body type, facial features slash beauty, gender identity... sexual orientation, and socioeconomic background. So they take Anna, who in Overwatch is a 60-year-old Egyptian woman. They plug in that she is Egyptian and that she's Arab. And I don't think Egyptians like to be called Arabs, but whatever. So being Egyptian gives her seven points. Being Arab gives her seven points. Being 60 gives her seven points. Her cognitive ability is fine, so she gets zero points for that. She's physically disabled by having an iPad, so she gets four points.

0:31:44
Unknown_08: But her body type is slim and curvy, so it gets zero points.

0:32:21
Unknown_08: She is slightly aged, so she gets one point for that. Being a woman is five points, so being...

Unknown_09: Having one eye and being 60 years old is the equivalency of being a woman?

Unknown_09: Being Arab is just slightly worse than being a woman.

0:32:55
Unknown_08: Now you see why even the Wokey people on Twitter were laughing at this. She was heterosexual, zero points. In middle class, zero points.

Unknown_08: And there are similar charts for all the different people in the game.

Unknown_08: There's a nice little diagram here. And then in this, they explain using Zyra, Lucio, and the Swedish gnome dwarf guy who makes turrets. And then you can see... Actually, this is bizarre. So in the diversity space method, Lucio, who is...

0:33:31
Unknown_08: Brazilian guy with like dreadlocks He's Brazilian. So he gets like five seven points or whatever But then for whatever reason, okay, this is also funny. So being Brazilian and Russian is the same They have the same number of points in culture. So if you're according to Blizzard Activision Blizzard if you are a Russian you're as good as a fucking Brazilian as far as their scoring system works and Zyra's gender identity is like a 5, I guess because she's a woman. And then her body type is like a 7. Her body type gets more points off than Lucio being Brazilian. So according to Blizzard, being a weightlifting woman is worse than being Brazilian. But then you go over here to the dwarf guy. He gets no points for culture because he's Swedish. And he gets no points for ethnicity because he's Swedish. And he's obviously a big grizzly tough guy, so he gets zero points for gender identity. But then he gets like five points for body type. So being a manlet is not worse than being a buff woman. I would disagree. I think that his body type should be a 10.

0:34:40
Unknown_08: Being that fucking short would make you a school shooter, basically.

Unknown_08: I'm not buying into this at all. Though maybe they factored that into his ability. None of them have any negative points off on ability, so I'm assuming that they just say, like, okay, if you're a manlet, then you lose points on body type and ability. Yeah, because his ability is knocked off as Zyra's body type. So being a manlet is as bad as being a buff woman, according to this. And then for some reason, he gets a ton of points of diversity points for age.

0:35:20
Unknown_08: I didn't realize that. I mean, I guess he's like a father. He's like Bridget's father in the game, right? So I guess he's old, but...

Unknown_08: Okay, age. He's about the same as her. Being 60 is worse than being Brazilian.

Unknown_08: But according to this, he's the worst off. He has the most points. He has about a 7 for age, a 7 for ability, and a 5 for body types, which makes him a 19. Lucio is the best off.

0:35:57
Unknown_08: And then Zyra is in the middle because she has like a 3, a 5, and a 7. So being a manlet, being an old manlet, is worse than being a Russian weightlifter or a Brazilian.

Unknown_08: That is what I am to infer based on this scientific method for determining the diversity of a character.

Unknown_08: But I don't disagree with that. I definitely think that being a manlet is the worst. I would rather be any other character besides the manlet.

0:36:30
Unknown_08: Though I don't know if I agree with being a Russian woman is worse than being a Brazilian man. I guess she is a woman.

Unknown_08: I don't know. She's under a lot of sanctions right now. So maybe that's why actually, you know, socioeconomic isn't even included. So this is like an early, they've refined it since then. The socioeconomic background has since been included and they renamed ethnicity to race. I'm forced to, unless they got, okay, maybe this is the newer one and they got rid of socioeconomic background and changed race to ethnicity.

0:37:12
Unknown_08: I'm going to assume... But then there's cognitive ability. Why would you get rid of that?

Unknown_08: Yeah, this is definitely the newer one, I think.

Unknown_08: Maybe there's alternating between them. Because you have to include your cognitive ability.

Unknown_08: And the beauty is the big one. You never see ugly women in video games, usually. Because it's like, you're trying to sell Coomer skins. How are you going to bankroll your multinational billion dollar organization if you're not selling Coombs skins? And then someone on 4chan made this picture. And this woman is transgender, goes by neopronouns, is very diverse, from a varied background, and she's eyepatched, so she can't see very well, and has no arms or legs.

0:38:03
Unknown_08: So, I mean, okay, you might be overdoing it there. I think not having arms or legs is probably 10 all by itself. So, adding the eye patch doesn't really do anything. And they made them really ugly, too. So, it's like, you don't get any points. But the question is, then, why don't they just make their character... Like, if this is their scoring system, it's like, why don't you just, like, make all your characters look like this? And the answer, that I find obvious, at least, is that...

Unknown_08: Like I said, they need to make that so that people actually want to play their characters.

Unknown_08: But they also want to strike the perfect balance between a high diversity score versus people actually wanting to play your characters and give you money for coombskins. Because otherwise they wouldn't do it.

0:38:46
Unknown_08: Like, they released a new black guy for Apex. Apex Legends, by the way, has, like, no white people. The only white man in Apex Legends is, like, a big, fat German guy who literally uses gas canisters to kill people.

Unknown_08: And then there's, like, some, like... There's Watson, who's, like, a Swedish woman, and she has autism. And then there's Moira, who is old and Irish. And after they released...

0:39:20
Unknown_08: This new guy for Apex, he's like a black guy. And the voice actor for Moira made public statements on her Twitter account that she wants to make it canon that Moira and him fuck. So that's how bad it is over in the Apex sphere. So they're trying to strike this ground, like, okay, sure, we have, like, a normal-looking Irish woman in this game, but she's also, like, a coal burner. That's just how, that's the trade-off. You can't have it both ways. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

0:39:54
Unknown_08: I fucking hate video games. Here's what I did. I got my new video card. I'm like, fuck it. I want to play some video games. I want to see what my new graphics card can do. I downloaded like eight different games. I tried to play them. I got bored in ten minutes.

Unknown_08: And I downloaded Team Fortress 2. I went into the servers and I joined a Russian server because I had good ping. And I don't know, maybe they're like war fatigued over there. But everyone was just doing Congo lines with the emote and not shooting each other. So I did some Congo. I played TFT for a couple hours and I had fun. And I played Congo lines with a bunch of Russians. And it was nice to hear Russian again. I missed the language.

0:40:26
Unknown_08: No, that's just TF2. That's normal TF2? Okay.

Unknown_08: The best part is that this was released exactly the same day when Blizzard was being accused of union busting and no one is talking about it. Yeah, I'm sure that's part of it. Like, Blizzard's being accused of all sorts of stupid shit, so they need to say, we're really working on it, guys. We care. We're designing the perfect character.

0:41:01
Unknown_08: This is our prototype design. Xur is a...

Unknown_08: How would this person even control their jetpack? They couldn't. They would just be strapped to it. And then she would get canceled because she would be strapped to her rocket. And she would say, launch me at Tel Aviv. I'm ready. And they're like, oh, shit. We can't have this Muslim transgender woman saying such horrifically anti-Semitic things. We got to get rid of them.

Unknown_08: Oh, well.

0:41:36
Unknown_08: I have merch. Not my merch.

Unknown_08: I did a stream on Amberlynn Reid many moons ago. And she has been talking about doing merch for forever. I just want to show you what this merch looks like.

Unknown_08: It is literally a hoodie that says around the side of it.

Unknown_08: Merch.

Unknown_08: And then on the back it says merch moment. So she literally just took like a blank canvas and then said merch moment on it and expects people to pay like 50 bucks for that. And then some of, oh, she has like phone cases that say dainty girl. And then one of them just has like her stupid ass fucking dog, which is always at imminent risk of being sat on and crushed to death by Amberlynn.

0:42:10
Unknown_08: So if you're interested in the merch moment hoodie, feel free to swing on by.

Unknown_08: Very memorable URL, dainty-2.creator-spring.com to find these wonderful, wonderful designs.

0:42:44
Unknown_08: Oh, and Keffels, our lovely Keffels, who declared fatwa on my YouTube channel a couple weeks ago, has broke the story of a 16-year-old trans girl from Tennessee was denied an education because she wasn't allowed to use the correct washroom. The state decided she was truant. While playing Minecraft, cops busted her bedroom door down and before dragging her into foster care asked, are you winning?

Unknown_08: And I do have that video.

Unknown_08: The story of this, by the way, is that because they're a tranny in Tennessee and they're in the school and literally nobody there wants them in the women's restroom, they are instead given access to the staff faculty restroom where they have total privacy. There's no stalls or anything, so they have free access to it. Not good enough. Wants to be in the women's restroom. Will not accept the faculty restroom.

0:43:38
Unknown_08: So... they they just decided we're not going to go to school anymore i'm going to stay home i'm going to play minecraft i'm going to stream and i'm going to stay in discord with all my weird creepy friends like keffels and then the truant officers come in and say are you winning and uh that's the story of that and if you're wondering uh here's okay here's the here's the the police video this became a little bit of a meme it was really funny

0:44:12
Unknown_18: Oh, God. Thank you for the follow, uh, future roll call. Er, Chloe? Chloe? Yeah.

Unknown_18: Okay, well now there's an officer in here just trying to join the stream. Um...

Unknown_18: Okay.

Unknown_18: So, basically, now we just have to get back to the little base area so we can, like, get the paper and stuff. And I guess we're just going to have officers sitting in on the stream. Hey, Pizza Roll Chloe. Nice seeing you here for the first time.

0:44:44
Unknown_09: You winning?

Unknown_18: Okay. I don't know if you guys heard that. I hope you didn't.

Unknown_08: But basically, I'm just going to act like they're not here because that's easier.

Unknown_18: I don't know why they wanted to come in on the stream. And then they were brought to foster care because the mother allowed them to be truant.

0:45:19
Unknown_08: And if you want to know what the relationship with the mother is like, here you go.

Unknown_17: hear another if i hear another curse word i'm taking the computer okay this is gonna get packed up and gone please close do you hear me please leave do you hear me i do hear you now i do hear you now please stop the cussing basically this is how she always is you made me this way no i didn't you made yourself this way please leave stop please leave please leave

0:45:55
Unknown_08: If you don't know, there's a... Look at that. Oh, look at the autogenophile smirk right there. That's the face that says, yeah, let me into your daughter's restroom. I promise I'm just there to pee. And then in the background, you can see that there's a picture of Kim Jong-un with the text live, laugh, love next to him. Because I think they're also a communist as well.

Unknown_08: Very, very interesting stuff.

Unknown_08: This has caused quite a fuss with the internet transgender community. And juxtaposition of this, by the way, because Keffles and co. have been all called groomers for allowing this person to be in their Discord server where they share tranny porn with each other and masturbate to hentai together. and give tips on how to buy illegal HRT medication off the internet from places like Ukraine.

0:46:28
Unknown_08: The word groomer has been thrown around and has been giving mainstream traction. Large-name conservative political commentators have started calling the LGBTQIAP plus community groomers, and this has encountered some pushback from the left. There's a thread here by Eli Ehrlich who says, Vocabulary time.

0:47:11
Unknown_08: I want to introduce you to two Nazi terms.

Unknown_08: Jungen verfuhr her, and Jungen verberter.

Unknown_08: verdurber okay that's germany i okay let's i just said that korean has like a stupid language but verdurber also does not sound like a real word um seducer okay so jungin ver ver furor not to be confused with a regular furor is a seducer and a jungin verdurber is a corruptor of youth

0:47:58
Unknown_08: See, groomer, he says.

Unknown_08: These stereotypes depict a figure who lured young people into the epidemic of Weimar queer and trans communities.

Unknown_08: There's a little sign here that says, Mit dem Stürmer gegen Judah.

Unknown_08: And it says, Judah...

Unknown_08: Okay, so, oh, that's right.

Unknown_08: The reason why the Daily Stormer is called that is because there was a Nazi newspaper in Germany at the time that was called the Stormer as well. So, they're talking about the groomer menace here on the Stormer, which was a real publication.

0:48:36
Unknown_08: and he says he continues conflating queer trans with pedophilia helped nazis rally support for genocidal policies in 1935 they changed existing german anti-sodomy laws to make it illegal legal to even act queer whatever that's supposed to mean it was all in the name of protecting aryan in parentheses aryan children they don't care about regular children actually you know what what's funny

Unknown_08: He says that whatever that means, there is literally an article. And since we know that Wikipedia is the arbiter of everything that is true in the world, gay male speech says, particularly within North American English, gay male speech has been the focus of numerous modern stereotypes, as well as sociolinguistic studies. Scientific research has uncovered phonetically significant features produced by gay men in

0:49:12
Unknown_08: and demonstrate that listeners accurately guess speakers' sexual orientation at rates greater than chance. So there is something that is distinctly queer, whatever that means, that can be scientifically deduced, and people can accurately, without being trained, can pinpoint if someone's gay just by the way they speak. So...

Unknown_08: Uh, whatever that means is obviously something that can be studied, uh, made, um, like in a real academic way, sourced in articles about it and deduced at a rate higher than chance.

0:50:06
Unknown_08: After passing these new laws, he continues, Nazis revoked trans people gender recognition cards. They began arresting sex workers and drag queens. By 1936, they were rounding them up en masse for labor camps. Again, this terror campaign was in the name of stopping supposed... And this is...

Unknown_08: You know, that is a really cool font. I really, really like that font.

Unknown_08: I don't think they use that font anymore because that's too cool.

0:50:44
Unknown_08: Germans could never use such a cool font.

Unknown_08: And I guess this is a gender recognition card.

Unknown_08: We still have time to combat these anti-queer policies and beliefs, even if it seems unbearable, knowing they would love to end us. We must continue to fight back. Groomer discourse has a deadly historical grounding we must pay more attention to while speaking out against it.

0:51:19
Unknown_08: Ugh.

Unknown_08: And by the way, in case you want to know, and sorry, I'm congested again. My allergies were fine, and then I started streaming. And now they're not fine. I'm going to sniff. I'm going to sniff some mint oil chat.

Unknown_08: Um...

Unknown_08: In case you are wondering, Eli Ehrlich complained about anti-Semitism following this thread.

0:51:50
Unknown_08: He complained about the swastika made out of

Unknown_08: black trans lgbt intersectional flags which is pretty fucking awesome the eagle of albion says weimar era berlin was a center for the absolute depths of human depravity scat fetishism child prostitution bestiality sadism think of anything disgusting there's a good chance it happened in 1920s to berlin god bless the essay for putting a stop to it

0:52:23
Unknown_08: And I don't know what that has to do with anti-Semitism unless he's saying that scat fetishism, child prostitution, bestiality, and sadism are aspects of Judaism that are intrinsically linked. Do you ever think you're on the wrong side promoting degenerate filth? And this is from Apostle. promoting degenerate filth to your fellow countrymen grooming their children or do you enjoy devouring the corpse of gentile society seeing little blonde children being castrated from your people wouldn't stop until every blonde boy is circumcised every autistic girl has had her tits chopped off and every white person raped you want us dead you want us destroyed why what has america ever done to you and he considers that anti-semitic though i don't think jews were mentioned even once i guess circumcision was mentioned

0:53:09
Unknown_08: And then Connor Smith says, Weimar problems have final solutions. Well, good luck with that. It wasn't so final last time.

Unknown_08: Pinochet did nothing wrong, says based.

Unknown_08: Pinochet says you should go on post. We would love to talk to you about anti-Semitism.

Unknown_08: That's funny.

Unknown_08: Oh, well.

Unknown_08: Okay, that's enough of that.

Unknown_08: Let's see.

Unknown_08: So, chat.

0:53:43
Unknown_08: In the last week, speaking of countering degeneracy...

Unknown_08: We have opened a Nick Fuentes board. It's called the Catboy Deconversion Therapy Center. It's the Nick Fuentes board, and I didn't want to open a board on the forum for Nick Fuentes because...

Unknown_08: When you open a board, it's not a categorization. It's not like a tool that says, okay, we're opening a board because we want a board for everybody of this attribute.

0:54:24
Unknown_08: it's about the people, the audience who follows that board. So when you create a board like the beauty parlor, you're not just saying, what are you saying? You're saying we want a board for people who are like for women basically is, is that board. Um,

Unknown_08: And it's like, okay, if I create a board for Nick Fuentes stuff, what am I saying? It's like, do I really want like a bunch of Nick Fuentes people to join the site?

Unknown_08: And I said, no, I really don't. And I still really don't. New users from April in particular are just fucking awful. I don't know if they're like the same band people coming back over and over again. But every time I see a poster from April 2022, I'm just thinking like, oh, my God. What a fucking retard.

0:55:00
Unknown_08: I've never been the type to, like, malign users just based on the registration date, but there is something obviously wrong with people from April.

Unknown_08: But those are mostly, like, people who are following, like, the Nick Fuentes drama and stuff, so...

Unknown_08: I'm very opposed to it, but then a bunch of people from after the Jaden stream with PPP joined the site to start talking about, uh, their involvement with America first. And it's like, okay, well, at this point we're going to need a board. If people are going to be joining the site to, to want to like share stories and stuff. Cause that, that has, that has an audience and it needs to be categorized.

0:55:35
Unknown_08: So we open it and, um,

Unknown_08: We start piling everything in, and there is a particular thing that I want to show to you.

Unknown_08: After we open this board about a day or two later,

0:56:11
Unknown_08: Nick Fuentes calls into a stream by Tyler Russell, who is just some kid on America First. Every fucking streamer on Cozy TV is like the same cast character. Like a little young...

Unknown_08: skinny white boy they all look like twinks and i don't know what the fuck nick fuentes is going to do with a bundle of sticks like that but he's got him close to his heart tyler russell is playing old school runescape and nick calls in there's a two-hour call and by the end of it nick fuentes is basically saying You know, Jaden was my best friend. He lived in my house. You know, I can't believe he would go to these fucking people who obviously don't care about him just to lay out dirt. And it's like, I just can't believe it. And I'm really hurt.

0:56:48
Unknown_08: Which is fair. To be fair, his point about how, like, obviously PPP does not give a fuck about Jaden and Simon who showed up to shit talk Nick Fuentes. Obviously, there's going to be a point where the attention from shit talking Nick is going to be not worth it.

Unknown_08: Like the, in terms of like the attention you get, it's not, it's just, it's not going to keep up.

0:57:23
Unknown_08: Um, and you know, people are hearing them out just because they want to fuck with Nick. That's that is completely true. Uh, however, when Tyler Russell tries to re embolden Nick spirit, um, it literally sounds like Nick is crying and I cannot imagine what else it is. He's kind of sniffling throughout the call, but I'll just play it.

Unknown_12: I'm not threatened by any of these people. Jake Lloyd being banished. Do you think I'm threatened in any way, shape or form, except for in a pie eating contest by Jake Lloyd? It's a joke.

0:57:58
Unknown_12: And the proof of the pudding is there.

Unknown_12: You know, have any of the people that have been expelled from America first gone on to do anything comparable or even worse? do anything at all successfully the answer is no name like james also patrick casey jake lloyd uh you know you could go down the list name one person that's a that's a fun question name one person who's been expelled from this thing who has gone on like because wouldn't that be the trick it's like wow if america first is losing like talented quality people that would be a problem um But the people that are being jettisoned go on to produce nothing. And AF gets better every year. So what does that tell you?

0:58:42
Unknown_12: It kind of says it all, doesn't it?

Unknown_01: Yeah, man. It really says it all. And I'm in this for life. There's not...

Unknown_01: Another movement I want to be a part of.

Unknown_01: I can't picture myself doing anything else but being a part of AF and the Groypers. I was saying this on DaltonStream the other day. Ever since my very first day streaming, when I was the Russell Report... You know, Groypers were sharing my stream. They were supportive in chat. Like, my stream fucking sucked. I didn't know what I was doing. You know, it was like my first time, like, really speaking in public. Um...

0:59:19
Unknown_01: Shortly after that, there was a petition to get me expelled from school and got fired from my job and shit. The Groypers have always had my back. You've always had my back.

Unknown_01: I don't understand how people can just throw it away. This is the...

0:59:57
Unknown_01: only movement that I've ever seen that is just like it's full of love and you know I had this conversation with my parents actually when I first started and my parents are like my parents are based based like like based based and you know they were Not like concerned, but they were just like asking because they didn't really know about the Groypers or AF. And they were just asking like, oh, but why are all these people, you know, like saying like these guys are evil and stuff like that. I'm like, you know, I've never been part of a more kind, more supportive community than this one, right? And...

1:00:34
Unknown_01: Honestly, I think that comes a lot down to you. Being the leader and showing people how to act, how to be effective.

Unknown_01: There's just no other group I'd rather be a part of, man. It's been awesome. I can't wait to see what the future holds.

Unknown_01: Thanks, Ken.

Unknown_08: I love how, like, defeated that response was. Because Tyler Russell's response was kind of shitty. Like, his pep talk speech was just kind of, like, sycophantic and not really ensuring in any way. And Nick knows this. Because he's smart enough to, like, say, this guy's just sucking my dick.

1:01:15
Unknown_08: So he's just like, yeah, thanks, gang.

Unknown_08: No, I don't know. I try to be genuine when I respond to this stuff.

Unknown_08: And when I hear his point about how...

Unknown_08: What has anyone who's left America First going on to do? Nothing. Well, it's kind of like... There are many examples of good teams who do things well together. But then when they split up and become independent, they don't really work well together. The Beatles is a good example of that.

1:01:49
Unknown_08: After the Beatles split up, it's like... Everyone on their own kind of sucked, right? He's talking like Patrick Casey. I really don't know these people, but I'll assume that he's just not charismatic. He might be a good organizer. He might be a good thinker when it comes to optics and whatever the fuck they're concerned about, but... To say that just because he didn't go on and become the next big thing in terms of, like, political commentary does not mean that he was not an asset to your movement or whatever. That's a bit of a non sequitur.

1:02:20
Unknown_08: So without being able to give a more accurate defense of any particular person, it is sort of like a cope. Like, I don't need these guys anyways. And look at what other people have left on. Well, nothing. That doesn't mean that they weren't useful to you. It doesn't mean that them leaving was a good sign, but I don't really know enough to comment on specifics. But it does sound like he's crying in those, I will say.

1:02:54
Unknown_08: So, Ralph.

Unknown_08: Ralph and then Andy Dick towards the end.

Unknown_08: That's what I got.

1:03:26
Unknown_08: Do you think Nick was crying? It sounded like he was sobbing. I do. Yeah, I can't imagine what else it is. He was kind of sniffling throughout it. You could just blame it on allergies. God knows that I have allergies, but I'm not sure.

Unknown_08: Paul and George have had great careers after going solo. How's that from the Beatles? Well, I've never heard of them, so fuck them.

Unknown_08: Just the rape portion.

Unknown_08: This is the part where I make fun of Ralph.

Unknown_08: Matthew Vickers took an L. I didn't even write this down, but he took an L again because Matthew Vickers is the only retard, retarded enough to get matched up with Ethan Ralph. and still find a way to lose to Ralph.

1:04:12
Unknown_08: So there were two things in a row. I don't want to say for sure because I don't know off the top of my head. But he lost two things in a row. And in one of the cases, it was a technical issue where Ralph had hired an attorney and Matthew Vickers was pro se. And he had fucked up the process of litigation and Ralph just walks on it.

Unknown_08: So let's fuck up number one. He also lost his restraining order or motion for restraining order. And in part because of the document that I read for Gumroad, Ralph like continuously.

1:04:48
Unknown_08: Or Vickers continuously went online and instigated the fuck out of Ralph. There's no rational judge who could look at how badly Vickers was fucking with Ralph and think, yeah, this guy's afraid for his life and needs government protection to stop Ralph from interacting with him. There's no way. So Vickers lost both counts. And then they get back at Ralph immediately after.

Unknown_08: he has faith released a cog cognitive thought who if you don't remember was like a fucking nobody we had a word for him a pot a pot poncer a tosser uh a literal fucking like british welfare recipient loser retard who just smokes weed and streams all the time the biggest waste of fucking space imaginable but for whatever reason he's like vickers go-to guy for releasing shit right now

1:05:48
Unknown_08: Dosser, that's right. That's Dosser.

Unknown_08: And Vickers, for whatever reason, gives COG these chat logs. They don't want to put them on the forum, even though they're going to end up on the forum. Nobody's going to watch Cognitive Thoughts fucking stream. So the one person who does Mechlord, in this instance, just screencaps and posts it to the site.

Unknown_08: I'm not going to read through all of these. Here. Here.

Unknown_08: Faith is not with Ralph at this point. I don't know when these messages are.

1:06:21
Unknown_08: But he tells her, I don't want you to see it. You're wrong. I'm really sick, Faith. I'm throwing up some kind of black shit. I don't know what it is. I'm probably dying. I have to go to the doctor or something if it doesn't stop. I have to go pick up the keys to the house your father doxxed last night. I have to go set up the water in person. I have to get money orders and order a new bed. I'm sorry it's like this. I'm actually disgusted as well, but it is like this. For my part.

Unknown_08: For my part in it, I'm sorry. I wish it would get better, but I'd be lying if I said I thought it would. I'm not going to say anything negative about you or about this at all.

1:06:53
Unknown_08: If you are vomiting up black stuff, that means that you have internal bleeding. That is blood. The black is iron in your gut. So, for whatever reason, at this point in time, Ethan Ralph is throwing up blood.

Unknown_08: But he claims that he's healthy as a mule and he's going to go to a fight and he's going to start training real hard. And that fuck, you know, this is also projection. Everything that he says is projection. So when he's sitting there saying, die, Medicare, die. He's like afraid of dying himself. I think I'm dying. I'm puking up blood in my stomach. And so then he, you know, Medicare is sick and he's like, die, bitch, die. It's like, there's nothing that he says that he's not personally insecure about. It's fucking crazy. I think that's it, as far as this goes. Let me see if there's another point that I missed.

1:07:26
Unknown_08: I don't think there is, though.

1:08:00
Unknown_08: And, oh. Let me scan real quick. There's another thing that I want to say.

Unknown_08: Sorry, I don't mean to get quiet on you, but he says... Ooh, I don't know if I'm going to find it.

Unknown_08: Okay, I'm scanning as fast as I can. Damn it.

1:08:32
Unknown_08: There is a part where he says...

Unknown_08: He wants to die early. I would like to read this to you, but I did not have the foresight to find this message that I intended to mention, which verifies a theory that I had earlier where he is just planning on being dead by like 45. I think like 40 to 45 is when he wants to die.

1:09:08
Unknown_08: I'll read this one because it's a nice rant.

Unknown_08: I don't know. I'm sick and I have to go out tonight. There's a rally in Pennsylvania and then Tampa. She is already in Tampa. I don't know if I'm going next weekend or not. He's talking about May, by the way, and this is when they first hook up and fuck. I have to move into my house by myself like a loser, so I don't know.

Unknown_08: I get sick of the thought of having to be around to interact with your family. Deep down, I know they will torpedo anything. If I saw you, I'd

Unknown_08: If I saw your uncle today, for instance, I'd actually want to and might actually break a bottle over his head. It's not uncomfortable. It's hatred.

1:09:46
Unknown_08: I just have a really hard time seeing how we can get past that, our own stuff and everything else. As for the abortion comment, I don't even know what you mean exactly. I can tell you're really hurting and it makes me very sad. And that's in response to Faith saying that he encouraged her to get an abortion.

Unknown_08: I'm kind of pissed.

Unknown_08: I made over $1,000 tonight. You're winning, buddy. Yeah, I'm throwing up blood.

1:10:18
Unknown_08: Everyone around me hates me, but I'm still making that cheddar, baby.

Unknown_08: Oh, well. I don't think I'm going to be able to find it.

Unknown_08: I have a hard time controlling my anger and hate and they'll never stop me or leave me alone. They won't. It makes me so fucking mad. And your uncle, what the fuck? I don't even know. Oh well.

Unknown_08: so this is i i can't even tell you oh you know what i um ralph is planning on going to cancun right now that's that's the update he wants to leave may and uh cozy rosie the tribute child to nick fuentes um behind and go to cancun where i guess he's just gonna like stream from the beach

1:11:16
Unknown_08: And he probably will eat like a steak and like hold up a thumb and be like, yep, I'm in Cancun eating steak on the beach and streaming. I went again like a proper Chad. He really can't find enough excuses to get the fuck away from those people.

Unknown_08: Oh, here we go.

Unknown_08: She says, No, but you blame all the wrong things for it. You don't blame Mae. You don't blame the fact you got drunk. You just blame yourself for not trying to make me stay.

1:11:56
Unknown_08: And blame my parents when horse whore... That's mean. I can't believe she would call Mae a horse. What a petty, shallow person to say that. I would never say that.

Unknown_08: And blame my parents when horse whore told me to call them and tell them... Ralph says, I knew it would end like this if I didn't get you to stay. I should have, but I thought I was doing the right thing. Every time I do the right thing, I get kicked in the face hard, tired of the right thing. Just want to live my life and die out in a few years like I'm supposed to. This motherfucker, Ralph, you brag about how much money you get. You better get life insurance if you're planning on like killing yourself. You have like two children who should be inheriting your money. I guess Zonda is going to get cut out completely for a poor thing.

1:12:32
Unknown_08: Isn't Cancun a cartel hotspot due to the influx of tourists or am I just a retard for believing that? I think that the cartels are mostly active in the north along the border. I don't know. Cancun is way down by like El Salvador. It's on the far south side of Mexico. I don't know. The tourist areas are usually super well protected. There might be like drugs activity there, but I really don't think cartels have a strong influence in the tourist cities.

1:13:09
Unknown_08: Really, the last thing that they want to do is start killing American citizens who are touring the safe beaches and stuff.

Unknown_08: That's how you get drone striked.

Unknown_08: um okay and then he's also continuing his weird feud with lauren southern i have been calling her laura southern for years and someone has corrected me so to get it right lauren southern has come out and if you don't remember for many years ethan ralph would put a random picture of jess southern who is lauren southern's little sister

1:13:58
Unknown_08: Um, specifically a picture of her in a, I think a bikini or like summer wear or like her midriff is showing and stuff. She's like in short pants. He takes this picture of her when she's 17 and slaps it on his stream. Just like, you know how I would have like a logo or something normal on my screen? Random picture of Jess Southern. And Lauren Southern comes out and says, cute photos. You, on the other hand, block anyone who comments on your appearance. Curious. Also, my sister thinks you're creepy as hell, bro. Stop being so obsessed with us. Grimacing face.

Unknown_08: I never cared what a dumb hoe thought before, so I won't start now. Your sister shows her ass on the lowercase i internet. You, on the other hand, show yours in private to every man you think can help your career. Please stop with the plastic surgery. You look very scary. Apparently, very scary is a noun. Proper noun.

1:14:37
Unknown_08: So that's his response. Like, I don't know. He apparently is very attracted to 17 year olds. It's like, it's like the proper amount of like young and risque, but not like too creepy. It's not like a 15 year old. So he's, he likes, um, faith when she was 17, he liked Nora when she was 17. He likes, uh, just Southern when she was 17, like every 17 year old girl on the planet is at risk of, You know, he was also planning on, like, on stream, he was showing pictures of the Gambia. So his plan is to go to the Gambia and find some 17-year-old black chicks there to hook up with, too, I guess.

1:15:15
Unknown_08: What in the fucking hell? And this is Lauren Southern, I think.

Unknown_08: Oh, he's like saying, oh, she's gotten plastic surgery.

1:15:53
Unknown_08: So he's like, oh no, she's like 40 and has plastic surgery. What the hell? I like the comments to this one, by the way.

Unknown_08: uh that um and replies to him nitpicking lauren southern's face retardo montalban says who cares ricardo says what charcoal filtered rot gut says looks better on the right eric says she was like an 18 year old kid in the first photo and now in her late 20s

Unknown_08: What are we looking at here? And then this guy just posted a picture of that dude who didn't get an Oscar until he ate a bear live on camera. Making like a weird face.

1:16:36
Unknown_08: So his audience doesn't really understand what he's talking about. She's not like unattractive. Meanwhile, by the way, in case you need a reminder.

Unknown_08: And I'm going to assume that you do. Because it's funnier that way.

Unknown_08: This is...

Unknown_08: a completely real and i'm not even saying that as a joke this is a completely real undoctored genuine what the fuck is it i just saved it to my desktop and now i go to find it and i cannot find it it's in my downloads directory i'm gonna say ralph so i can actually find it by searching it ralph that is a picture of a raccoon aha

1:17:24
Unknown_08: So while he's there criticizing Lauren Southern for how he looks, this is Ralph. This is what he looks like. And this is his... There's no way that's on... Why does she have 5 o'clock shadow? Why does she look like Nicolas Cage now? Why does she look like Nicolas Cage with 5 o'clock shadow? I mean...

Unknown_08: If May was playing, like, Ghost Rider as, like, a stunt and double, you wouldn't know. You would assume that's Nicolas Cage. You wouldn't even think twice. Like, oh, that's not Nicolas Cage. That's obviously a woman. You would think that's Nicolas Cage.

1:17:59
Unknown_08: John Travolta.

Unknown_08: He is never putting a ring on May, by the way. I'll go down on record right now. He is never.

Unknown_08: Ralph says all my predictions are wrong. I'll predict it right now. Okay, motherfucker?

Unknown_08: Ralph will never marry May. You so right, Josh. And let me get the 100 emoji real quick. 100 emoji.

1:18:31
Unknown_08: And then I'll paste that a couple times. Okay, ask my community. Verify my opinion here, chat.

Unknown_08: Never, ever perm a girlfriend. Because that's what, it looks up to Dick, right? That's what Dick did with May. Never getting married, motherfucker.

Unknown_08: That's a John Andrews stand. No, this is real.

1:19:03
Unknown_08: This is real.

Unknown_08: Don't question me.

Unknown_08: Oh, and then, by the way, after being called creepy by Lauren Southern, he put this out on Telegram, not on Twitter, of course, because he's a pussy. He doesn't want to lose that blue checkmark.

Unknown_08: He says, Someone emailed me a pic of Lauren Southern's kid. Unsolicited, by the way. He looks like he will grow up to sell me a fake Rolex in Times Square. Definitely takes his Shaden from his father. Let's put it that way. Is she a coal burner?

1:19:43
Unknown_08: No, he's like a white dude. Why is he implying that she's a coal burner?

Unknown_08: What's funny is when I Google Lauren's southern husband, I get a bunch of black stuff for whatever reason. Google has definitely done something to their algorithm to make interracial couples show up no matter what you type into their fucking algorithm.

Unknown_08: Her husband... I mean, if he's Asian, he has to be like a hapa or something. This is the only picture I can find that makes him look shaded in at all.

1:20:17
Unknown_08: What's Lauren Bushnell? Lauren Southern. Yeah, I don't know. I guess he's like Happa. He looks kind of Happa.

Unknown_08: As opposed to this. I mean, whatever. I mean, and Ralph is one to talk. What's the worst thing about this guy? Whatever the fuck he is? A Happa?

1:20:53
Unknown_08: I don't know. Ralph looks like he's about to melt into a puddle of gunt in any second.

Unknown_08: He's from Australia, so that probably means he's Chinese or Filipino or some shit.

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_08: This is one of her exes.

Unknown_08: That's an old boyfriend. Well, where the fuck? Okay. No, we're going to, we're going to sort this out. What is the name of her, of her husband? Cause look, when I type in Laura, Lauren Southern husband, this is unironically something that pops up on Google as like a thing. Okay. No, I don't think any of these people are Lauren Southern. I don't know why Google was trying to make me look at this, but fuck that.

1:21:23
Unknown_08: Sanjit.

Unknown_08: But... Jewish... Oh!

Unknown_08: He's some Hispanic guy. Okay, well, he shouldn't be talking that loudly about him because... Nick Fuentes is Hispanic.

1:21:59
Unknown_08: Yeah, he... She does hide. Look, not only does she hide his face, she hides his hands. Like, you can't really see his skid tone.

Unknown_08: Is she like insecure about his race?

Unknown_08: That's not them. Is it like a fake picture? Okay, I'm going fucking nuts. Someone send me a picture of Lauren Southern and her husband.

1:22:31
Unknown_08: This is from her Twitter account. Lauren Southern. Counting my blessings this morning. Love this man with all my heart. Checkmark Lauren Southern. The same one that I just fucking saw. That is definitely her. Or she's claiming to be this woman. Okay.

Unknown_08: This better not be a fucking joke or I'm banning you from my chat, you fucker.

Unknown_14: Your current boyfriend is not white.

Unknown_13: I don't think it would be endearing to put such an emphasis on that, you know? Because it doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is he's the best person I've ever met.

1:23:06
Unknown_13: Like, he would watch this and be like, why would you make that a thing? Sure. You know? Because it's not. It's not. It doesn't matter.

Unknown_08: Okay, so I guess he's not white. I feel like a lunatic. Someone has to have a picture of her with her husband.

Unknown_08: Okay, I'm looking at chat again. Help me out.

Unknown_08: You're her husband.

1:23:41
Unknown_08: One screen. So, okay, he's Hispanic. I guess the kid is also a little bit colored in.

Unknown_08: Guacamole. She changed. Josh is her husband.

Unknown_08: Dick.

Unknown_08: He's Italian.

Unknown_08: We know from the Africans that the Italians aren't white. Chicano moment. Bean. You are a lunatic.

Unknown_08: Okay.

1:24:13
Unknown_08: Conservative women are dumb. Thank you for your input. Hotdog1337.

Unknown_08: Okay, I'm done. I'm done talking about Lauren Southern. We have to move on.

Unknown_08: Okay, so Baked Alaska. I briefly streamed on Wednesday to talk about this, then I deleted it. Baked Alaska was set to have a court hearing on Wednesday. Okay.

Unknown_08: where he had been offered a plea deal on a misdemeanor, and from Bake's understanding, they were still investigating charging him with additional crimes, including felonies.

1:24:56
Unknown_08: And then he was set to plea out, but then he learned that they would still possibly pursue other felonies,

Unknown_08: um, even if you pled out. So he decided, the judge asked him very, you know, very nicely, uh, why, why do you want to plea out? And if you don't know, a plea deal is not just something you sign. You don't just get a piece of paper that says, I plead, I, you know, I plead guilty and I accept this punishment in exchange for not going to trial and having potentially more, um, jail time, maximum sentence. Um, It's something you have to, it's called allocution. When you say you're guilty, you can't just say, yeah, whatever. I'll take whatever you want to give me. I give up. You have to say, I did it. I am guilty. I understand that I am guilty. When I committed the crime, this is how I committed it. On this day, I went here with knowing intent. I broke the law.

1:25:37
Unknown_08: and then I left the scene of the crime or whatever, and then I was arrested, and I am pleading guilty because I am guilty. That's a guilty verdict. The judge asked him, like, do you want to plead guilty? And he's like, well, I don't know, Your Honor. I'm just fucking dumb as hell. I'm an innocent man, but they're threatening me. And the judge is like, whoa, buddy, you can't say that. He's like, if you think you're innocent, you have a right to a trial, so let's bang, bang, meeting adjourned. And he kind of, like...

1:26:11
Unknown_08: in the judge's mind, if he sends someone who's protesting his innocent to, um, to take a plea deal and they go to jail, then number one, there's the miscarriage of justice, but number two, that sets it up so that he can appeal it later. He could say, I took a plea deal, but you know, I said I was guilt or innocent the entire time. And, you know, I was pressured into it. And then they might say, well, clearly he was pressured into it. He's been maintaining his innocence the entire time. Um,

1:26:44
Unknown_08: So it's a big deal that you don't do that. Cause you have to allocate, you have to accept your guilt if you want a guilty plea. So he fucks that up. And the judge even reminds him very explicitly at some point, uh, says, um, uh, Mr. G and that you have an attorney to speak for you, which is the most lawyer like judge way of saying, shut the fuck up. You retard for your own good. Shut the fuck up that you could possibly say. Okay. By the way,

1:27:18
Unknown_08: That is apparently her husband.

Unknown_08: As an Italinx myself, I am proud 132nd Italinx.

Unknown_08: But as an Italinx, I definitely say that he is white.

Unknown_08: Passing. I'll put it like that. He's at least as white as Nick Fuentes, I'll say. I don't know how the fuck you can say, oh, this guy's like a Mexican or whatever. This guy's not white. This guy's whiter than May, who looks like a Shepardic Jew.

1:27:52
Unknown_08: But anyways, we got off the topic.

Unknown_08: So Bake said that he's innocent. The hearing was adjourned.

Unknown_08: The government said that he might have 60 days to accept the plea deal. There is another conference scheduled in like September for him to plead guilty again if he wants to. And then a trial in March 2023 for the charges presented to him. So...

1:28:26
Unknown_08: Um, that's way off in the future. And for whatever reason, this was this gigantic fuck up, um, of him being a retard and running his mouth. And by the way, this is like the second time he's done this exact thing where he, uh, said something stupid and fucked up his, his trial plan. But then Nick Fuentes hailed this as like a great victory. And so did baked Alaska. And they're so cringe. I got notifications from Nick Fuentes, um, promoting big streams where he's like, let me read it.

1:29:01
Unknown_08: Beck says, we're doing a special rosary dedicated to the upcoming Roe v. Wade abortion decision. Please join us for a time of meditation and prayer. Like, their entire grift is now hitched to, like, Catholicism. And it's, like, so nauseating. It's so embarrassing. It's like when, um, it's like watching pagan LARPers on pole. It's like, you guys are fucking embarrassing me. Just, like, talking about this shit in earnest.

Unknown_08: Oh, well. The cozy rosy rosary.

Unknown_08: Then again, they're not the first people to do the whole grift using religion. Anyways.

1:29:41
Unknown_08: Tangentially related to IP2, Daked Alaska. He got voted off the island. They don't consider him IP2 anymore. He's just an American first grifter now.

Unknown_08: There used to be a comedian named Andy Dick.

Unknown_08: Andy Dick, by the way, is not Jewish. Just get that right off the bat.

Unknown_08: He grew up Presbyterian. He was adopted.

Unknown_08: His family is from Yugoslavia.

Unknown_08: Not Jewish in any way, shape, or form. In fact, he got in trouble for his anti-Semitic diatribes.

1:30:19
Unknown_08: And it never even occurred to me that Andy Dick could possibly not be Jewish. I've heard this guy talk. I've seen this guy on shows and stuff. And when I heard this news, I thought, yeah, of course he's Jewish. But it never even occurred to me that he might not be Jewish, so I don't even know what to think anymore. Let's see, I think we got a couple minutes. This is him hanging out with the IP2 people. IP2 was doing, like, the mainstreamers for IP2 were, like, in this camper van where, like, all the women are psychotic and addicted to drugs and alcohol and are just, like, molesting each other.

1:31:00
Unknown_08: So here's Andy Dick talking about doing coke before being arrested.

Unknown_02: Can you leave me alone? I'm fine. Can you get away from me? You guys are bullying me. Get away from me.

Unknown_10: Can you go?

1:31:33
Unknown_08: What should I do, Andy?

Unknown_02: Go out there. Wait. Just wait for the police.

Unknown_08: To frame this, this is Andy Dick completely fucked up trying to get cocaine. A man named JJ is filming him with his flip phone while people are paying $3 to blast messages over the radio.

Unknown_08: JJ is accusing Andy Dick of having fingered his butthole. Andy Dick is a Hollywood comedian, actor, musician, songwriter. He's failed in every single aspect of famous life, right? And for some reason, he's now sloshed in this camper van being accused of the crime of fingering a butthole that did not want to be fingered. And they're just kind of like in this standoff of awkwardness.

1:32:09
Unknown_02: If you have the coke, it would be good if we just did it before they come. You took my coke. I knew it. You did. Can you get up? Can you go? I'm just looking through my phone. Okay, I get this is what you do. But can you, like, leave me alone for a minute?

1:32:48
Unknown_08: This is Andy Dick being pulled out of the camper van by the police.

Unknown_08: This was on TMZ. I don't know if they cropped out the IP2 always wins thing on the left.

Unknown_08: This is JJ doing a rape kit. Or about to do a rape kit. Probably go to the hospital right now.

Unknown_16: After we see these flowers.

1:33:30
Unknown_08: This is Andy Dick complaining about olive oil in his pants because they all live in, like, slob conditions.

Unknown_02: What did the police tell you?

Unknown_02: They need my pants.

Unknown_08: They need your pants. Oh, he's wondering if the olive oil in his pants is there because Andy Dick used that to lube up his fingers to fuck his butt with his fingers.

Unknown_02: No, thank you.

Unknown_00: Do you remember Gucci's riding you? Sent three dollars. Do you remember riding you? Captain walked in and laughed. Do you remember Gucci's riding you? Captain walked in and laughed. Do you remember Gucci's riding you? Captain walked in and laughed. Do you remember? No.

1:34:10
Unknown_08: White pants. White pants. If you ever get raped, white pants are probably the best thing you could possibly be wearing for evidence that you were raped.

1:34:43
Unknown_16: Just checking to see if the olive oil stains are on these pants.

Unknown_16: Olive oil stains? Yeah, I spilled olive oil on these jeans, but it seems to have disappeared.

Unknown_08: Okay, this is Captain Content sniffing JJ's pants. Smells like lotion.

Unknown_16: The pants? Yeah.

Unknown_08: Ooh, money. My money now. What do you want to smell?

1:35:17
Unknown_08: Sniff my pants.

Unknown_08: It was in for a second. He really likes it.

Unknown_02: I guess. My sister's smell is not great, but it doesn't smell like ass. I'll tell you that much. There's like a nice smell.

Unknown_08: He loves it. And there's a skid mark right here, too. There's a skid mark, but he loves it.

Unknown_08: He sees the skid mark and he goes in for a third. I don't know.

1:35:50
Unknown_08: Imagine the smell, chat.

Unknown_08: Ponder the odor, chat. Yeah.

Unknown_09: just says gross and walks away like in this story that JJ guy is like a um a character from Napoleon Dynamite he's just like gross man well just walks away like as awkwardly as possible uh and now he wants an escort to the hospital they want to escort me into the hospital

1:36:34
Unknown_16: So they said they can give me a ride to the hospital, but they can't give me a ride back to the RV.

Unknown_02: Okay, I'll come get you. How far is it? 10, 20 miles? In Anaheim.

Unknown_02: Anaheim? All the way in fucking Anaheim?

Unknown_16: Yeah. For real? So the coster will escort me into the hospital, and then I'll be tested and set free or something.

Unknown_05: Okay, I'll pick you up there later today.

Unknown_08: That JJ guy is, like, so low IQ. I just feel like he's, like, seriously developmentally delayed listening to him.

1:37:14
Unknown_08: So there you go. Andy Dick was picked up for fingering that man's butthole. And the real twist is that he was released already.

Unknown_08: It was falsely reported, by the way. I cannot find any evidence that this report is true.

Unknown_08: That they dropped the case against him entirely because the rape kit came back negative and there's no evidence.

Unknown_08: The truth is he's out on bail.

1:37:46
Unknown_08: He was released on $2,500 paid bail because the jails are overcrowded. So they just let him out. So I don't know if he's invited back to the camper van. From what I understand, the IP2's reaction is very pro-Andy Dick.

Unknown_08: Here's some things from the IP2 always wins community thing about this.

Unknown_08: I legit don't think Andy Dick assaulted JJ. Honestly, I think this was a huge setup. One Sonic appreciation thread for letting Andy Dick rape him a little bit and being cool about it. Hashtag wholesome. And then there's an appreciation tag added to the post.

1:38:26
Unknown_08: That feel when you wake up from your week-long meth binge and Andy Dick's dick is inside your asshole. You better drop those charges, Devin Faggot. We know you liked it.

Unknown_08: It was 67 upvotes. And then time to remove JJ and his crew for filing false rape accusations with 178 upvotes.

Unknown_08: So the IP2 community stands behind Andy Dick against these false alleged, alleged accusations, which have yet to be proven in a court of law or by a rape kit.

1:39:06
Unknown_08: What do you, what do you know? I'll do a poll. What do you think, chat? Do you think that Andy Dick did the dirty to JJ's B hole?

Unknown_08: I'll ask my community and we'll, we'll ponder this question for a second.

Unknown_08: You know, this is a very flattering mugshot of Andy Dick, by the way. He does look like a sexual predator in it, but it doesn't make him look... It makes him look very spry for his age.

Unknown_08: Oh, no, chat.

1:39:38
Unknown_08: It looks like the poll is leaning against Andy Dick. I'll wait for more votes to come in, but he would need a miracle.

Unknown_08: Without a doubt.

Unknown_08: Got that butt chin. Dick broke that bussy.

Unknown_08: supposedly he has a history of these things that is true um the article that the Daily Mail article talked about how he has sexually I mean gay he's gay obviously I mean I hate to be that guy you know and live those stereotypes that were mentioned at the beginning of the stream by that other podcast but yeah he's gay I'm sure that he is sexually harassing everybody all the fucking time um

1:40:24
Unknown_08: And while you guys are voting, let me go ahead and pull this up. There's something else. I forgot. It just slipped my mind to include this in my little setup, but I'm going to go ahead and fix that right now.

Unknown_08: No, no, no, no. You're not going to play no fucking video. Daily mail, you fucker. Oh, I might have to find this by going through my comments.

Unknown_08: I'm trying to find a clip of Dick Masterson making a comment.

1:40:58
Unknown_08: And it's going to be a little bit hard to do because the Nick Fuentes thread just moves so fast.

Unknown_08: Here we go.

Unknown_08: So if you don't know, there's a segment of the Dick show where he just brings on like

Unknown_08: I, I, he calls them the news babes. And I always thought at first that they're just like women in Hollywood who are trying to break into the entertainment industry and they need like, you know, um, they need like references. They need like a work experience to add to their portfolio and shit. Uh, Oh, no, wait, no, I'm wrong. Um,

1:41:38
Unknown_08: But, sorry, I was looking at something else.

Unknown_08: But I'm pretty convinced now that they're just escorts. I think it just hires escorts and it's like, I'm hiring you to be on my show. Wink, wink. I need you for two hours at my studio, which is in my basement. Wink, wink. I'll pay you $1,000 an hour. Wink, wink. And then they're just there. They're just escorts.

1:42:14
Unknown_08: correct it's cheaper duh says anime avatar no shit says well okay you know i'm sorry that i'm so naive and my my brain is not clacked into the the la the la lifestyle um but let's just play the fucking club i don't think i'd ever get over that i heard of this tribe somewhere that in order for boys to turn into men the the ritual is that they have to swallow cum That's America first. You heard of it. That's that.

Unknown_08: That's such a funny. That's unironically that made me laugh when I heard that. It comes from such a genuine place, too. Like, it's so fast. She says that and it's just like, oh, yeah, Nick Fuentes.

Unknown_08: Unfortunately, it didn't play out. Neither Sean nor her knows what the fucking America first is. Unfortunately, everyone else who knows Ralph, who is like Dick's best friend right now.

Unknown_08: Here's a picture of him.

1:43:11
Unknown_08: Because as soon as this guy pointed out that he was taking shots at Nick Fuentes, which Ralph would currently do anything to maintain a good relationship with, he backtracks it and says, LOL, just kidding. Using a blacklight to find your roommate's cum is hilarious. Wish I thought of it when I lived with Sean.

Unknown_08: Which is kind of a backtrack because he just says, like, just joking. But it's still, it's not like a full backtrack. But regardless, people give him shit. When I was reincarnating as a helicopter, it says, that's right, nice and easy now. Backtrack the AF insult. With a picture of Ralph.

Unknown_08: Oh, my poll. With 946 votes, do you think that Andy Dick did the dirty to JJ's b-hole? 76% of my audience believes that the b-hole was violated behind an Arby's in 1990.

1:43:55
Unknown_08: Speaking of the Bob Saget, that's a reference to the Bob Saget roast. Andy Dick had a Comedy Central roast, too. There's so many things that he's been in, because he has such a distinct voice.

Unknown_08: He's been a voice actor in a ton of stuff. He's Morris from GTA San Andreas and stuff.

Unknown_08: And now he's an IP2 streamer.

Unknown_08: It's hard to be from LA. Okay.

1:44:34
Unknown_08: uh but yeah so uh how long have i been at it almost sure it was perfect excellent great great great i thought that was only 44 minutes for a second um i'm gonna let me read the super chats and then i got a little story about andy dick before uh we play an outro song which many of you will not like but it's josh music and you know how that is so real fast

Unknown_08: Cheers, Josh, and happy Saturday. Thank you, Vitar.

Unknown_08: Love you, Josh. Real talk. I'm unable to stop listening to Walls Fall Out, and I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive you for that. You're very welcome. Are the diversity scores measured in units of pause?

Unknown_08: No, they're measured against the attractiveness of the character, as discussed. If you have a 10 out of 10 character and you have five... It's a very complicated scientific formula that they use to strike a balance between the diversity and the coombskins.

1:45:34
Unknown_08: You play video games at 30 years old. Grow up, dude. No.

Unknown_08: You're right about Ralph acting like he doesn't have much time to live based on Skype chats he had with Faith. Puking black bile, too, sounds dubious but fucking horrible. Yes, we did discuss that. If Ethan, Ralph, and Nick had a gay impreg baby, it would be Eric Cartman.

Unknown_08: Oh, Nick Fuentes. Nick, in my mind, is still Rikada. I'm thinking, why would you say that about Nick Rikada?

Unknown_08: Uh, can we get a Mutt's Law sticker for the forum? Maybe make it, like, 50% faith. No, no more stickers. I'm tired of adding stickers to the site. Vickers is Ralph's Vordrak. Yeah, right. We wish it was. Uh, Vickers is such a retard. Vordrak was effective. Inviter asks again, would you watch Eurodiversity game music competition later, Josh? Is Euro... What's... That's... Is that on this week? No. I'm not watching that. I'm not watching Euphoria either. Stop asking me to watch Euphoria. I'm not watching fucking Euphoria. I'm not watching the Israeli Euphoria. I'm not watching the UK Euphoria. I'm not watching the American Euphoria. I'm not watching Euphoria, period. I don't care if Nick Fallon is watching Euphoria. I'm not watching Euphoria. You can't fucking make me watch Euphoria.

1:46:39
Unknown_08: I'm not 30 and 29. Okay.

Unknown_08: So one last thing before I sign off with my music. I mentioned that Andy Dick has had a varied career across all types of media in Hollywood, in the entertainment industry. Like many actors, Andy Dick happened to have a brief foray into music.

1:47:11
Unknown_08: Andy Dick's music is fucking, fucking, fucking bad, bad, bad. His music sucks. And his music is mostly along the lines of, haha, I'm so gay. Haha, I finger buttholes. Haha, I'm gay. And it's just terrible. It's not good. And his voice, and I'm not one to talk about voices, but he does not have a voice for singing.

Unknown_08: And so few people listen to Andy Dick's music that if you were to Google the album right now, Bitches of the Century, Andy Dick and the Bitches of the Century, you would notice that in the tracks after the first track.

1:47:58
Unknown_08: uh they are butchered they're broken i want this is not a joke if you go look up of the century on amazon on youtube on youtube music on spotify on soundcloud no matter where you go to find a copy of this album on the internet the first three seconds of once of the next song is at the end of that song and the first three seconds of that song are truncated and on the end of the previous song So however the fuck they did this, they put all every digital copy of this of this album is broken and it has been broken for 10 years. I have tried multiple times to find a specific song by Andy Dick and nobody has ever bothered to fix it. I have written Amazon and told them that their album is broken. Because I bought it thinking that if I bought it, I would be able to hear the full song. But even their copy that they're selling for money is broken. And even after I refunded it, they have not fixed it. Which means that I am the only person in the world who has ever given a fuck about any of Andy Dick's music. I cannot... Nobody has ever... Bothered to upload not even his publishing company has ever bothered to fix this fucking problem I am the only person and that makes me the most hipster of anybody alive so My outro song I had to personally fix I had to download a just to show you how great this is the name of the song is secret garden it's very sentimental and i'll explain the themes before i play it but the song before it is called cock and balls and the song after it is i'll call it's called i'll anything that moves so the first three seconds of secret garden are at the end of cock and balls and the first three seconds of oh anything that moves is added to the end of this very sentimental song which completely ruins it after it plays out

1:49:58
Unknown_08: So I personally hand edited this to make it right after years of trying to find the original.

Unknown_08: And it's a song that is not good. It's not good by most people's standards, but I like it. And I like it because it's a song about loss, basically. It feels like it's a very genuine song that was from a very genuine place. And it's about how it feels to lose something. And it's about how pain is a relative thing. And people experience pain differently. And even though it's a very amateurish song that none of you will like...

1:50:40
Unknown_08: I'm soft on it. I'm soft on this song. So here is a song that I've known since a very long time. I first heard it when I was a teenager. I heard it on Pandora Radio when I was like 15, 16, and I've always liked it since.

Unknown_08: Secret Garden by Andy Dick. And I will see you guys next Friday because today is Friday the 13th, and I did not miss a day. And bye-bye.

Unknown_08: My frog died today in such a terrible, bad way.

Unknown_04: I found him there on the dirt on the floor of the earth, still stiff.

1:51:19
Unknown_04: Thin as paper, this world's lucky escaper. I'd like to come with you, but you went without me.

1:51:57
Unknown_04: I'll get more A black duck with a tail Swimming and pushing through his own hell The fountain is no stream at home to you I gave you all

Unknown_04: Did you do it for me?

Unknown_04: Or did you do it for you? Please forgive me If the water did not flow Please forget me Let me go

1:53:03
Unknown_04: Let me go I wrote this song about my frog died And then I realized it's for you You're gone too With all the friends who flew Hey, while you're there Are you laughing the way that you said you would? Do you think about me?

Unknown_04: Release me Let me fly Through the air Please Forget me Cause I don't care I don't care

1:54:17
Unknown_08: I'll fuck anything that moves. Actually, let me show you what the original song is. This is an interlude just for the people who bothered to listen to that song. A reward for the most loyal Josh fans out there.

Unknown_08: If I go to YouTube... Okay, this is a secret outro chat just for you.

Unknown_08: Andy, Dick, Andy, Secret Garden...

Unknown_08: Secret Garden. A Jewish fan. You're a Jewish fan now, motherfucker. Okay, this is the actual topic video on fucking YouTube provided by the publisher.

1:54:58
Unknown_03: You hear that?

Unknown_08: The fucking intro. The topic of the song is My Frog Died Today. That is cut out of the official release on every platform.

Unknown_08: And then at the end,

Unknown_08: That is the official copy of this fucking song. And it drives me crazy. It really drives me fucking crazy that I'm the only person to ever notice this. Ever. In the last ten fucking years, I've written the publisher about how this song is butchered in every release format. And they don't care. Andy Dick doesn't fucking care. Nobody fucking cares. I'm the only person who likes any of his music ever.

1:55:34
Unknown_08: Oh, chat, being me is hard. It's a uniquely difficult proposition to be in my shoes, let me tell you.

Unknown_08: All right, bye.