Silver Ratio 2022-03-25

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Unknown_00: So here I am thinking, so you see, I will simply launch an amazing new tip system to raise a little bit of money. And I'll prepare an amazing stream. There's so many things happening this week. I'll just go ahead and I'll go all out and make people think, wow, this guy is really on top of stuff and he's really on his game. I'll give him my money voluntarily. Uh, by the way, the first tip that I'm not going to like interrupt the stream to read tips, but I will announce that Bill Gates donates $5 to say windows 11 window wins again, which it does in this case, because here I am trying to set up my fucking stream. And, uh, this is me. Hold up. Oh God. I don't even have this shit ready.

0:02:27
Unknown_00: why yes I am a Linux streamer who was supposed to go live 30 minutes ago yes I am rebuilding my fucking video drivers on a new kernel installation yes I am in fact a professional streamer and I do this for money and I try to convince people that I'm worth money and yes I am rebuilding my fucking kernel so that I can try to stream isn't that wonderful

Unknown_00: Get gunned to.

Unknown_00: Okay. Oh, geez. My fucking, my head's pounding. My mood is ruined. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. I'm trying to figure out how to pick up the pieces. Because here I was, I was reading my OBS log. I'm thinking like, oh, God, why doesn't NVIDIA work? If only I had tested anything in the last six fucking hours as I was getting ready. And I was putting together notes in my text editor, but I opened OBS logs in my text editor. And when I was restarting my computer, I thought, I got a notification saying, do you want to save changes? I'm like, well, I don't really care about saving changes to the OBS logs. So I say no. And I realized immediately that was my notes.

0:03:26
Unknown_00: That was the notes to the stream.

Unknown_00: I just deleted them. How does this... I have been in technology since I was nine years old. I had my first computer when I was like five and I don't remember to save my fucking text files. How does anything I run work, chat? How does anything... How did I get to this point where people look at me like, wow, that guy's a savant and he's really good at computers. What the fuck? Um...

0:04:02
Unknown_00: Jesus Christ.

Unknown_00: So I mentioned the... I was hoping to start like 10 minutes early so I could do some filler chat with the early stream people, but that's all fucked.

Unknown_00: I'll just get this out of the way real fast. The silver coins. I have 163 left. I've made sure everyone gets their silver coins. I'm going to put them up for sale on April 1st.

0:04:35
Unknown_00: uh as a as a big joke right and uh those will go out i will eliminate two per order and uh if you don't get your coins for whatever you will simply be refunded i will not be able to i know if they don't make it to you you just don't get shit i will refund you but there will be no more uh insurances everybody has gotten their coins i've made sure of it

Unknown_00: and, uh, the, the, I'll clear out the inventory and be done with it, and then the next one, in honor of the war in Ukraine, uh, there's some interest in patches, so, uh, I've gotten somebody who does a family business who makes patches as a part of that business, um, who wants to help, and they have offered me a great price for making patches, so I'm gonna get together a bunch of designs, and they're gonna be, like, a couple, a couple dollars each, and, uh,

0:05:33
Unknown_00: And that will be the spring run. For 2022.

Unknown_00: I even forgot.

Unknown_00: Oh. I don't know why. Someone was asking me. If I have a giant box full of silver. It's not full of silver. But I want to send you guys something. Okay. This is my box.

Unknown_00: I can't. At least I can't show you this. But.

Unknown_00: I don't know how to describe what I'm going to do, but many people don't know this. In fact, I did not know this until recently.

0:06:12
Unknown_00: And it's not clinking. I'm going to balance this on my finger very delicately. A silver coin. I'm going to tap it. You ready? You hear it, chat?

Unknown_00: It's very quiet. You got to listen.

Unknown_00: that in hungarian is called a pango it is the love it is the sound the ringing sound that silver makes it's a very subtle way of testing if a metal object is actually silver is if it makes the uh the pango ah sounds like cheap pot metal sorry you do not know

0:06:55
Unknown_00: Okay. The Jew mating call. Jews, my friend, deal in fiat and gold. They do not touch silver. Silver is holy, if you don't know this. I've mentioned this before, but silver is a holy element which vampires and the like cannot touch. That's why werewolves are killed by a silver bullet. Vampires can't see their reflection because old mirrors are made of silver. And of course, shekel fiends never make their shekels out of silver. To do so would be impossible.

0:07:31
Unknown_00: Why am I trying to install the NVIDIA driver the inward way? That is because it's easier to do it that way. I don't want to spurg about fucking Linux, but...

Unknown_00: Everything I do is the most ghetto-ass way possible.

Unknown_00: My friend from Australia, he had a saying, which I'll share with you all. If you are, like for instance, if you go through a drive-thru, and you say, I want the six-piece McNuggy, please. And they hand you a box, and you have actually seven McNuggies in your box. He'll say, my man, you just won the nigga lottery.

0:08:10
Unknown_00: Any small victory like that is winning the nigga lottery, and I hope you all win the nigga lottery today in your own ways.

Unknown_00: Okay, I don't have my notes, so this is great. Wonderful. I have my tabs saved, and we're going to go right down the list until I have stopped having things to say, I think.

Unknown_00: Oh, one more thing. I have a Zero Hedge article in the works that I will be posting to the Substack, and I'll be posting on the forum and whatever. It'll be about money. It'll be about alternative currency, as I've taken a call on that. If you have no interest in that, I hope that my article will give you some interest in that. If not, well, I have failed as a writer, I guess is the moral there. Okay, first things first, my friends.

0:08:50
Unknown_00: Matt Fury, the original creator of Pepe the Frog, attempted to sell a NFT of a Pepe which is nude. Now, this was a one-of-a-kind Pepe because it is the only official Matt Fury Pepe to feature his booty, the only lewd of Pepe the Frog. So the NFT went up. It was billed as a one of the kind, unique in not only theme, but in quantity. It would be the only NFT sold.

0:09:22
Unknown_00: And a man paid half a million dollars, half a million dollary dues, the devil's lettuce, I guess, to own this Pepe the Frog NFT.

Unknown_00: which Matt Fury said would be one of a kind. And he lied because he then gave out another copy of the same image, I think to a charity or whatever, but he just made another one and he gave it out for free. So now Matt Fury finds himself being sued for false advertising because, as he says here,

0:10:16
Unknown_00: In the lawsuit, this action arises from the defendant's unlawful, unfair, and fraudulent business practices with respect to an auction for the particular non-fungible token that led plaintiff and others to grossly overbid on the NFT.

Unknown_00: And I think people are going to like, you know, chimp out of this and say like,

Unknown_00: um you know this guy bought an nft he deserves it but really if you're gonna sell an image i mean if you're gonna sell a picture like this and then you're gonna say that uh it's one of a kind it will be the only one of this ever made and here's my signature and it's you know it's yours to buy uh from the creator himself And then you give it out for free. You have lied.

0:11:08
Unknown_00: You've fooled people. You have undermined all your NFTs by creating a carbon copy and handing it out.

Unknown_00: Let's see. Oh, advertise as one of the existing 100 that would be auctioned, promising that the 99 would be withheld from circulation indefinitely in order to create the bid amount. So he's suing him just for his money back, basically.

0:11:42
Unknown_00: Oh, it was more than just one, by the way. Disbursement of 46 identical Pepe NFTs for free. So he gave them out for free, which caused the value to drop by a significant amount, by almost a 20th of its original value. I have no sympathy for Matt Fiore because he's such an asshole. You know what I mean? He's always gone out of his way to spit in the faces of the people who actually like his character. He has completely maligned them as Nazis and shit. I'm just like, well, fuck you, bro.

0:12:14
Unknown_00: And this in particular, it's just like, it's, it's like, how are you, how are you like this dumb to think like, okay, you're going to sell a fucking picture and then you're also not going to like withhold your end of the bargain and give people what they want. And I'm going to shrink this. I had to use an archive of my, of my OBS settings, um, before I launched the stream because, uh,

Unknown_00: I had lost them when I reinstalled OBS because I'm a genius.

Unknown_00: All right, so that's the Pepe thing. I wish this guy luck in his lawsuit against Matt Fury because he's a fucking douchebag.

Unknown_00: I would also like to wish good luck to this, oh I guess I shouldn't show the baby. How do I, can I like hide this? How do I hide this? Oh here you know what, I'll scroll up. I'll scroll up so that nobody can see the baby. And we're just going to look at her face. Okay you have to look down, you have to look down at the bottom of the browser chat.

0:12:59
Unknown_00: On IP2, there is Attila and then Jewel. And from what I understand, Jewel is an unmedicated schizophrenic.

Unknown_00: And Attila is like a... I think she's like a Ukrainian Jew, even. I don't know. I don't want to speculate on these people's ethnicities and create some sort of Slavic blood feud against me for... accidentally assuming that she was Slovenian, when in fact she was Croatian. And the difference between the two is night and day, and obviously I should have known better, so therefore I should die. That is a thing that they are very particular about. So she is some unknown combination of Jew and Slav, and she has had a child with Attila, who is definitely Slavic. I think he's Russian, but I'm not going to guess either.

0:13:35
Unknown_00: And they're a dysfunctional couple. They stream themselves for money from IP2. And they've now had a child together. And I think she was like drinking and like, I don't know, smoking crack. I don't know what the fuck she does. She does drugs because she's like a freak. And I think the baby was immediately taken from her like as as soon as it was born and went to the NICU, which is the natal intensive care unit for mothers and infants who are in critical condition or intensive condition. Critical condition is a different different medical term.

0:14:10
Unknown_00: I don't know. I don't think she's gotten it back. I don't understand. Okay, so lady at the bottom, that is Jewel. She is the girlfriend of Attila. They are both some kind of Slav. They are IP2 streamers. They both drink and do hard drugs, and they continue to drink and do hard drugs while Jewel was pregnant.

0:14:42
Unknown_00: She has just now given birth to their baby, and the government has told her that she is unfit to... From what I understand, the baby was immediately placed in NICU and she's not allowed to return to the hospital to be in the presence of the child because they probably suspect abuse, probably due to health. Like the baby's probably coming out addicted to crack or something and they have to give it drugs. And I'm sure that's like an automatic thing where it's like, oh, you fucked up.

0:15:15
Unknown_00: She is a crack whore, says Paulo Danino. Well, there you go. She is a crack whore. Oh, I just realized, are these not working? Why am I not seeing them on stream?

Unknown_00: Okay, you guys tell me.

Unknown_00: You guys tell me if these continue to come in. I'm looking at them now.

Unknown_00: I apologize if your thing did not come in.

0:15:50
Unknown_00: I would like things that people pay for to actually get done, get committed or whatever. I'm keeping my eye on that. I'm sorry.

Unknown_00: Okay, speaking of, the other lucky couple today, or this week, Ralph, and I'm just going to refer to her now as Digibro's ex. I think that's the most insulting way to refer to Mae. Just to remind everybody that she is Digibro's used goods that Ethan Ralph has picked up off the street.

0:16:34
Unknown_00: Uh, so I, I didn't, I decided against showing babies on the stream and then I fucked it up immediately because I showed Jules baby. I guess it's not her baby. It's now our baby is the property of the United States of America. So I can show that. Uh, but I have asked one of the many Kiwi farms artists to create this, this image.

Unknown_00: To To illustrate what the baby looks like I believe that is a horse hoof Or a pig. I think it's a pig thing, right? This is mean I didn't know what to expect when I asked I'm looking at now it has the transgender calf because I just speculated that oh it does work That's great. Wonderful

0:17:18
Unknown_00: Um, it, it is speculated that the baby will be truned out by, by May over the course of time. And, uh, this is what they come up with. Uh, the baby also went to NICU, but there's no health. It was born prematurely, which I think is ordinary for first time mothers. I think it's born a little bit early for, for all first time mothers. I could, no, maybe it's the other way around. It's born late. I don't know. Look, I don't know anything about kids. All I'm saying is

0:17:48
Unknown_00: Um, the baby was born prematurely and it was born before the bowling alley event. So now she, so now this is the second time that Ethan Ralph will be putting off his own wedding for various reasons. She was supposed to come to the bowling alley with the hookers and Dick Masterson and the fans of the kill stream and the Dick show, um, to get married with Dick as his best man.

Unknown_00: And that did not, that's not going to happen because she now has a child, uh, which was born a couple, uh,

0:18:24
Unknown_00: couple weeks premature and I have I have a theory about this that I saw posted and I like may really didn't gain all that much weight while pregnant and I think that it's to the point where like she didn't even look pregnant in some of her later pictures now we're assuming that this baby is real because I've seen pictures of it and it looks exactly like Ralph so even if it was like a stolen baby picture it's pretty convincing Um, it may be that may just didn't eat as much, uh, like anorexia in pregnant women is not that common. It is common in India. Cause for whatever reason, they think it's a good idea to not eat when they're pregnant in India, which is why they're all like mallets over there.

Unknown_00: However, it is actually not good and it can cause pregnancy complications.

Unknown_00: I don't know. I don't want to wish bad things on a baby because that's probably bad luck.

0:19:24
Unknown_00: Probably something in the Bible about not saying bad things about infants.

Unknown_00: No, I don't know. Doesn't Jesus curse a fig tree and say something about, like, fruit of a wicked tree is wicked? I'm pretty sure he does say that. I don't know. Don't quote me on that.

Unknown_00: But I feel like that's true.

Unknown_00: now while may was in the nicu um ralph decided to stream from god hates fakes it's true it's true in every gospel of the bible jesus curses a fig tree and i've understood that the fig tree is actually a allegory for israel because fig trees are apparently a symbol for israel and him cursing the fig tree is a curse upon israel and it's in every single gospel so all four of the um The Gospels confirm that Jesus sat down and said, fuck you, tree, and cursed it, which supposedly is him cursing Israel. So God does, in fact, hate pigs if you trust the Bible. Anyways, Ralph decides to stream, and he looks like death. He looks like death. He looks absolutely miserable. And my favorite thing, I was listening for a while because his baby was just born. I tuned in to the Keelstream baby, and I listened while playing Satisfactory.

0:20:16
Unknown_00: And I just passively listened because it's mostly just news shit.

0:21:01
Unknown_00: And at some point, he starts talking about Gator. And how much he fucking hates Gator.

Unknown_00: And it's like your baby was just born and your fiance is in the hospital. And he's just sitting there swearing up and down about how Gator is a two-faced lion fucking snake. And nobody's ever going to fucking trust him. He's just going to be hanging off his coattails for the rest of his fucking life. And you see what kind of people he's associating with. So that should tell you everything you need to know right there about fucking Gator. It's just like, bro, your whole world has changed. You just had a child that you now have to take care of, unlike Xander, which is not your child in a legalistic sense.

0:21:39
Unknown_00: But yet all he can think about is his fucking haters. And it's truly bizarre to me. Like, he doesn't even know. He has no fucking idea.

Unknown_00: I don't know. I didn't expect him to change. So now the question is, how long will it take him to return to Vegas? Because now he has a baby and he has May. So that's a lot of reason to go to Vegas. So I'm thinking that what he's going to do...

0:22:17
Unknown_00: or as I've heard discussed, is he's talked about moving to Vegas on a permanent basis. And I think that there's a good chance that he'll say, oh, I need an in-studio place for guest appearances to come in.

Unknown_00: And naturally, it should be in Vegas, right? Because Vegas is such a great city, and it's close to LA, and all these other reasons.

Unknown_00: So that might be what happens. He buys a studio, a monthly contract over there, and he takes, like, frequent trips to Vegas. And he's just never around. And they just stays at home or goes up to Richmond with her parents. And they just don't interact. They kind of, like, orbit each other, and he gives them money. And then he, like, shows her off every so often and is like, hey, look, I still have a baby and a fiancé. I win.

0:22:56
Unknown_00: And I have to admit, I've been following this, and I feel some level of accountability, Chet. And I need to confess my sentence to you all. I really feel like the entire reason why Rosanna Ralph and Xander Vickers exist is because I wrote a fucking blog post two years ago. Saying that it is the duty of living beings to procreate and the meaning of life is to have children. And I think that that writing was so influential, it has personally convened in the mind of Ralph and he has procreated to meet my definition of what a lived life actually is.

0:23:36
Unknown_00: And I feel like this is both a like a egotistical perspective for me to think this. But on the other hand, I can think of literally no other reason for Ralph to do this. I am convinced it has to be something that he is doing specifically despite me.

0:24:16
Unknown_00: um and now i i by proxy as a as an avatar of human misery i i have created ralphs um through word alone and i i it's it's actually killing me i feel really bad about it it's like if i just kept my fucking mouth shut

Unknown_00: then there wouldn't be any issue. These kids would literally never have been born. And I don't know how to feel about this or deal with my guilt, chat. It's all about me. I would fully...

Unknown_00: And, uh, yeah.

0:25:18
Unknown_00: Never regret a life.

Unknown_00: No. I do regret this.

Unknown_00: Mentally ill rant. Are people actually thinking that this is too far detached from reality?

Unknown_00: He's referenced it. He knows it. He's talked about this. He's like, I'm up 2-0 now. What's Josh Moon got?

Unknown_00: He's actively tried to hung this over my head.

0:25:52
Unknown_00: You fixed Ralph. He'll calm down now.

Unknown_00: Make a poll. Okay, that's fair. Make a poll.

Unknown_00: Did my writing inspire Ralph to have two children? Yes, no. Okay. I'll ask my community. You tell me, chat. I mean, I think I'm completely right to think this.

Unknown_00: I don't know. Like, what other reason would he have to have kids? He doesn't like kids. He doesn't like baby mamas. He doesn't like either of them.

0:26:25
Unknown_00: He he I really don't know how people can say that it's not true.

Unknown_00: Okay, 400 votes are in, 79% say yes. 777% say yes. Okay. You know, this could just be bullying me at this point. You're trying to... He's dumb and doesn't wear a condom. He's dumb and got laid twice.

Unknown_00: But he's had sex. He had sex with Nora for years. He was married to Nora for years. They never had a child. And it's not like, oh, is it is it her fault? Did she not just have it? Was she like infertile? She had he had a girlfriend. He had moon face here. Actually, let me pull her up.

0:27:00
Unknown_00: Um, the original one, like back before Nora, back before he went to jail, he had this other girlfriend, um, who looked like one of the creatures from the, uh, where the sidewalk ends. One of those Larry Silverstein, like children's horror books.

Unknown_00: Oh man, I'm not going to be able to find this. When I searched like girlfriend, I'm only going to find, uh,

0:27:37
Unknown_00: faith he had one before she didn't get pregnant he had Nora and Nora was probably smart enough to use birth control but they never had kids he had aid and aid might have been a little bit too old to have kids but I mean like I don't know late 30s probably could have had kids he had like it's uh I don't know and then with both his subsequent girls friends after he stopped liking me he has kids now

Unknown_00: I don't believe in parentheses coincidences chat. I am convinced.

Unknown_00: We will.

Unknown_00: You guys are going to miss this hard. It's my move. It's a tradition now. All right, that's enough about Ralph.

Unknown_00: For now, at least.

Unknown_00: Oh, um.

Unknown_00: Oh, Gator... Oh, fuck. Gator... I don't have my notes. Gator mentioned, by the way, just really briefly, that he mentioned while May was pregnant, he was going off to Vegas to fuck black hookers. And I would like to point out that one user on my forum was very avid that they were not, in fact, black hookers. These weird mudmen women were actually probably latinks.

0:28:36
Unknown_00: And if you go to the fucking page...

Unknown_00: Then, let's see. Do I have to, I don't know if I can pull this up. Let's see. I just want to show what he's into, by the way, and how it's completely and totally not fucking. Oh, here. Here.

0:29:15
Unknown_00: Sorry.

Unknown_00: So he posts this, and it's, oh, it's him, first of all, it's him ignoring the fucking hack, which is, like, Ralph did not respond to the hack of SecureServer until after Gator sent an email. Then he sends this picture of this to Gator and says, I'm going to fuck this hooker. in vegas and some idiot named bue not that one uh says oh this is like a latinx she's not black she's not black and as it turns out she describes herself as fucking black in in her profile black ebony latino hispanic so like a half and half i'm pretty sure there's a word for that but i forget it

0:29:53
Unknown_00: And the time that this happened, August 21st, she was already pregnant. So he's fucking around with black hookers in Vegas, and he's definitely going to rent an apartment or a studio in Vegas and just hang out there and let Pantsu tend to her own devices while he's out fucking black hookers in Vegas.

Unknown_00: So have fun with that, man.

0:30:42
Unknown_00: Oh boy, a captcha.

Unknown_00: Okay, I can just bypass the captcha. So this guy, Andrew J. Nadolski. I have been informed that he is a Kiwi Farms user. I do not know if this is true.

Unknown_00: He is an alleged Kiwi Farms member. I cannot confirm or deny. I really don't know. I can't comment. But Patrick had a run-in with this guy at a bar.

Unknown_00: Patrick Tomlinson, the guy who subpoenaed Cloudflare for my information, which was publicly available, and then went on to sue 50 John Does, one of them being the owner of the Opie and Anthony Forum, whose name was, like, Adam or something.

0:31:25
Unknown_00: Sorry, I forget.

Unknown_00: And he won a very specific amount of money that is now a meme, and...

Unknown_00: He then goes on to – because this guy, Andrew, shows up at a bar and they have a conversation. It's something like let's have a fight or something. Patrick then files for an injunction against this guy, a harassment restraining order, and loses. And apparently the judge – like supposedly this is very easy to get, this harassment restraining order. Supposedly this is very –

0:31:58
Unknown_00: He said that he only lurked and never had an account. Okay, so he was just a lurker. But he shows up at the bar, challenges this guy to a fight or whatever the fuck. Judge says no, no restraining order, which is apparently strange because they hand these out like candy, from what I understand. And the judge said that this was a very strange series of events and embarrassing on both sides that this happened.

Unknown_00: So Patrick loses again. And then he goes on to have a chump out on Twitter. So I'm going to read some of these...

Unknown_00: out this guy downvoted every single pat patrick tweet you know those downvotes don't go anywhere it's like on youtube here's a fun fact if you download or downvote a comment on youtube a comment not a video that goes nowhere That literally goes nowhere. There's a little value stored in your browser to keep track of what comments you downvote so that you see you downvoted it. But if you just switch browsers and stay on the same account, you won't see those downvotes because they literally do not even transmit downvotes on comments to the server. It is literally a placebo that doesn't exist.

0:32:43
Unknown_00: So this guy is downloading these comments or whatever they're like. 24KFugitive says to StealthGeek, I know you'll hide this like the coward you are, but for Patrick's followers, here's the proof I'm telling the truth. And he says, no, stalker, you are never telling the truth. Your delusions get worse by the hour, stalker. Wrong in every detail is always stalker.

0:33:17
Unknown_00: He said this, oh, so no lie with Brian Tyler Cohen. Oh, this is like a political tweet. 24K Fugitive says, says the idiot who couldn't even pass a college history course. Shut the fuck up. He says, pass every college course I took. Stalker, including all the history courses.

Unknown_00: uh it's exactly what happened why else would your order be declined by the judge andrew told everyone what happened yesterday you don't even have any understanding of the law because you barely have a high school level education and andrew lied to stalker my name is patrick tomlinson i sued trolls on the internet and i'm gonna lose my house der wrong as always stalker

0:34:06
Unknown_00: He keeps replying to this guy. It's the same account. It's like he's coming back with a different account every tweet.

Unknown_00: So he just keeps taking the bait. How does it feel knowing that all the money you owe Quaza, you'll never get to take another vacation with your rat-faced wife again? Don't owe a penny, stalker. Why are you so stupid? You couldn't hold a job at Target. Even Uncle Pedo Paul had a real job at one point. I quit the job at Target because it was beneath me, stalker. Just like you are.

0:34:40
Unknown_00: the word he posted his wordle because he's really proud of it he got it three out of six the word of the day is pay quasi no stalker it isn't what is the point of saying that what is the point this guy is like shit talking you under all your tweets and he says the word of the day is pay quasi which by the way is not even a six or a five letter word so it could never be the word of the day and it's not even a real word even if it was a real word it's still not five letters to which Patrick has to correct him no stalker it isn't

Unknown_00: Uh, just, just crazy.

Unknown_00: I know, I know some people, there was a really mixed reaction to the, um, I played that last call on stream. It was about 20, 30 minutes. And I played a couple, couple minutes of it, like 10 minutes of it. And I got like a really mixed reaction on that. Like some people thought it was hysterical. And then other people are like, why did you play the same sound clip over and over again for 10 minutes straight? I don't know.

0:35:40
Unknown_00: I'm not, I'm not on, how does he not realize how ridiculous this is to say this? I'm not on Grindr as I am not gay stalker.

Unknown_00: Why is he saying child? Did people bully him so much for saying child that he just doesn't say it and just says stalker now?

Unknown_00: They are literally sending trolls to my account from the Russian-hosted ONAforums.net because of my opposition to Putin. We are at war.

Unknown_00: That's cringe.

Unknown_00: That's cringe. This guy's cringe. I hope that Quazi goes for an injunction. I would love for this guy to haul shit out of this man's house and have it recorded. That would be hysterical.

0:36:15
Unknown_00: Yes, stalker it is. No, stalker it isn't. Wrong in every detail, stalker. And he copy-pastes his responses. He replies to this guy two different times a minute apart and just copy-pastes his response.

Unknown_00: And then there's shit like this. I'm on our way to Bryce Cannon. We stopped at Mossy Cave, which has a neat little diversion. And then he posts pictures of stalactites and stalagmites. And courtroom failure Sean T replies, not so. And he replies. So, stalker. Like, what is the point of that message?

0:36:48
Unknown_00: Does he hope that the guy is gonna be like, oh, I guess. I mean, I guess if he's so certain about it, it must be true. I guess I'm wrong. Like, what the fuck does he hope to accomplish there? I wonder if it's like a mental coping mechanism.

Unknown_00: Like one of those interrogation techniques on Jim Can't Swim where he has like mental pressure. His head is like inflated like a balloon. He's going to pop and he just has to deny it. Like he has to like sit there on Twitter and deny every single thing that people send him. Otherwise, he's going to have an aneurysm and die.

0:37:25
Unknown_00: Wrong as always, stalker.

Unknown_00: oh and he likes to do this where if anyone like uses his picture or name he'll quote retweet them to his audience and go cyber stalker and imposter account report for impersonation and block like he gives these people so much attention it's fucking nuts that's why he gets trolled so much speaking of someone else is about to get trolled i don't want to linger on this too much but i do find this like his insistence on fucking replying to everybody's crazy

0:38:14
Unknown_00: Imposter is sus.

Unknown_00: Okay, so Narcissa Cosmo Wright, who I did a person stream on a while back ago, in case you're interested. Yeah.

Unknown_00: recently returned from a hiatus of streaming. Uh, the streaming numbers are abysmal. Basically they don't, nobody watches them play cause he's miserable. He's like a miserable person. He just sits there quietly. And I think he streamed himself sleeping for some time. Uh, ever since streamed on me, he's basically given up cause streamed on me was like a way to collect passive income just by being alive. And since nobody pays him to stream anymore, he just gets bullied, doesn't bother. But he recently came back to Twitch and then, uh,

0:38:53
Unknown_00: I think what it was is that he was reading Harry Potter, the book.

Unknown_00: Correct me if I'm wrong. He was reading Harry Potter from the book and he was going to be like, oh, I'm going to start a trend of like reading books live stream, which is actually.

Unknown_00: Probably not that bad an idea. Like, I don't know if there are people whose voices you find pleasing them, right? Reading a book would probably be something that people would listen to. So whatever he tries to stream. And I think he gets taken down for copyright. Cause I don't know if it's actually legal to take a copyrighted book. Like, um,

0:39:26
Unknown_00: like Harry Potter, and then make your own audiobook. I don't know if that counts as a derivative work enough to bypass fair use. You could make a very convincing argument that audiobooks are reserved for the owner of the copyright unless there is some sort of commentary being passed along by the reading.

Unknown_00: So he reads Harry Potter, he gets taken down by DMCA, and...

0:40:01
Unknown_00: And his first mistake was reading the Turf Necronomicon. You read the Turf Necronomicon Harry Potter as a tranny and you get yeeted. He's lucky that he survived with his life, actually. He almost got Avada Kedavra'd by the book just by reading its cursed turf text.

Unknown_00: But he actually lost his channel permanently soon after. He decided, very intelligently, he decided to go into Discord. And because he wants any kind of negative attention, he lets trolls come into his Discord. And the guy he's responding to is... Let's see if I can find this. I would like to read the...

0:40:37
Unknown_00: Actually, I might be out of order here a little bit. I think that tweet about him... I cannot remember if this was before or after the... He had an issue where a Discord troll came in.

0:41:09
Unknown_00: No, I'm not. Okay. I don't have my fucking notes. I'm going crazy. There's two issues here. Number one, he did the Harry Potter stream where he decided that he was going to read a book and then he got banned for that. And then the other issue that he had is that he was engaging Discord trolls and he was clicking random images from people named Nick Gurr and pulling up their images on livestream. And one of them was a prolapsed anus where the woman was just covered in shit and her butthole was inside out. And he pulled that up on Twitch and surprise, he got banned for that. Um, and then I can't remember this tweet where he says, I want to K I want to kill myself and shoot the people at Twitch HQ. Ha ha ha ha ha. From Narcissa Wright on March 22nd. I cannot remember if that is in response to the Harry Potter ban or the discord ban or what order those came into. Um, or maybe the, the one where he got banned was on YouTube thereafter. I really don't fucking know. I'm sorry. I am so shit at my fucking job. Okay.

0:41:47
Unknown_00: I apologize.

Unknown_00: The Streamlabs arc? Yeah. Okay. That's the Narcissa update. We wish him well. He retracted that tweet, by the way.

0:42:19
Unknown_00: The other person who got banned from Twitch this week is Destiny. Who, of course, is... I'm trying to figure out how to word this. Destiny is super progressive, right? He's super, super far left. And he's a manlet. And he's a literal cuckold. In fact...

Unknown_00: I'm a cool guy. Can I find this?

0:42:51
Unknown_00: Destiny admits to being a cuck. Oh, this is 8 minutes long.

Unknown_00: There's a clip where he's talking about, like, yeah, my girlfriend can go out and fuck other guys because I know at the end of the day she's going to come back to me. Why? Because I'm a cool guy. Like, he says that. So he's really pathetic and he's a manlet. And I kind of despise him because he's irritating. But he's a really, like, high-profile streamer. He makes a ton of money. And he just got banned off Twitch. And from what I understand, he was banned off Twitch because...

Unknown_00: uh well he doesn't know for sure is the issue is he got a message from twitch which is like a generic boilerplate like even though he's like a super high profile partner for twitch they still give him like a boilerplate like oh you broke the rules and the rule they specifically cited was about like discrimination against disabled people

0:43:40
Unknown_00: And we think he thinks we think that the likely reason is he had Nick Fuentes on his stream for 10 minutes. He had Nick Fuentes on and they were talking. They're like, oh, you know, you're banned from Twitch. We got to let's move it to YouTube because YouTube doesn't have a rule that people can't host someone who's been banned from from YouTube. Whereas Twitch will ban you if you host someone who is banned from Twitch. But despite that due diligence, he had Nick Fuentes on the stream for 10 minutes before moving over. And we believe that he was banned for that.

Unknown_00: So now there's talk about if he's going to move over to Cozy TV, which would be kind of fucking cringe, not going to lie.

0:44:20
Unknown_00: And somehow, the most interesting thing about this whole thing is the person taking credit for getting Destiny banned is this guy named Keffels, who is a Tim. And Keffels says...

Unknown_00: Like this tweet. If you actually think trans women are women, let's prove her wrong. Oh, he says in reply, I need all hands on deck. I've never attempted a 30k plus like ratio, but in particular.

Unknown_00: Hey, Steven, referring to destiny. I just took away your primary source of income. Please leave me alone and stop bullying trans people for content. Thousands of likes. His followers are going to get mad. So I'm going to clarify now that I didn't report anything. He did this to himself. Um, they had like a little feud and apparently destiny is now a turf, but this fucking guy is insane.

0:45:08
Unknown_00: About ratios. 1.7K likes in 13 minutes. We are attempting to ratio a 30K tweet from a notable TERF. Let's show them they are a minority on this website. Get in on this.

Unknown_00: And then replying to Laura Southern, replying to them, they say, Hey, Steven, I just took away a priority source of income. Laura Southern replies, Wow, trans advocates censoring and destroying the income of people who slightly disagree with them. This sure is making me love the online trans community more. Wonderful activism.

0:45:42
Unknown_00: To which Keffels replies, I have always wanted to ratio Laura Southern 6,000 likes to Laura Southern's 1,200 likes. Totally ratioed.

Unknown_00: And they're obsessed with this. Like their entire account, they have thousands of tweets. They're one of those people who tweet all the fucking time and somehow they have thousands of followers, 43,000 followers, 10,000 tweets.

Unknown_00: Banner image is Justin Wang saying, Motherfuckers be named Kethels and it's only one broad. Very, very fucking cringe from Justin Wang to suck on the Tim Wang.

0:46:18
Unknown_00: Pin tweet is this, 130,000 likes. I keep thinking back to this picture my dad took of my mom holding me while I was recovering from bottom surgery. This is what they want to take from trans people. They want to take away the ability for our families to love and support us. They want to take away our futures. You have no future because you cannot reproduce.

Unknown_00: let's see boohoo cracker I don't care is this person not white maybe they're Jewish I don't know what the fuck that is I don't take credit for it destiny inspired me to take a more critical stance toward the world to make it a better place now that he's gone there will be one fewer voice on twitch standing against the crazies what so now he's saying that he didn't want to get destiny banned

0:47:08
Unknown_00: And just like all the other attention whore types, instead of admitting your mistake, you'll whine and cry about how unfair and unbigoted everyone is. I want to see. Can I search? I want to search real quick on Twitter.

Unknown_00: From Keffel's Ratio.

Unknown_00: Okay, latest.

Unknown_00: The question is, why would I ratio such a pure and wholesome, funky uncle? I've always wanted to ratio Ben Shapiro. 48,000 likes. Are these balls? I can't tell. Is he, like, paying people to like his fucking... Well, now I see why he got all those likes. Now that I put the link into Firefox, it all makes sense. My people would ratio Ben Shapiro.

0:47:45
Unknown_00: Twitter is not a website where good or meaningful discussion happens. If someone is mean to you, just reply ratio plus L plus I sex your mother and move on. If anyone gets mad for that, it's saying more about them than you. It's fun to ratio people. I have always wanted to counter ratio Laura Southern. I've always wanted to ratio Laura Southern. No plus ratio. Ratio. Ratio. This person, like, is obsessed with fucking Twitter. Twitter has skull fucked this person until they can no longer think. They think in Twitter metrics only. And they cannot recover from this. They're brain damaged. This is what...

0:48:20
Unknown_00: Twitter has fucked this person so bad they've cut off their dick, and now we're obsessed with ratioing, and they have Justin Wang as their Twitter profile, and this is their life. This is what they wake up to do, is to stream on Twitch and ratio people. It's like their power. I bet you they jerk off to it, too. Oh, yeah, I ratioed Laura Southern. She fucking deserved it. Bitch.

0:48:52
Unknown_00: Why do people watch this? Oh, they play Pokemon.

Unknown_00: Do they like anime? Just Pokemon and Animal Crossing. That is fucking weird.

Unknown_00: Right.

Unknown_00: Pokemon is anime. That's true.

Unknown_00: Okay. The Pete's update. I'll let him talk for a little bit.

0:49:25
Unknown_04: I've already had one. And, uh, good. They're good brownies.

Unknown_04: And, uh, while I was there, I decided to tell my, uh, my mom and my brother that I am questioning my gender identity.

Unknown_04: Yeah. So that was the big secret.

0:49:57
Unknown_04: Um, the big thing I wanted to tell her about, wanted to make sure that she knew before I talked about it on the internet, just cause that, uh, it didn't feel right. Like, it felt like it would have been wrong to talk about it to complete strangers on the internet, to people on the internet before, uh, my mom knew. So I wanted to make sure she knew before I announced it on Twitter or on, uh, YouTube. So.

Unknown_04: Yeah, now you know. I was going to talk about this on my live on Sunday, and I'm sure I still will. I'm sure I'll be getting lots of questions about it.

Unknown_04: Honestly, it's not something I'm really entirely comfortable talking about.

0:50:46
Unknown_00: Why he thought this was a secret, I don't know. We've literally been calling this for months. Like, we all knew this was going to happen. And we all had, like, different names picked out for him to turn out with. Like, nobody sitting around getting that angry, constantly repeating the phrase. Like, okay, here's the tell that he was going to turn out. You ready?

Unknown_00: You ask him, are trans women women? He'll say, yes, trans women are women.

Unknown_00: And then you'll ask, would you?

Unknown_00: Is it gay to be in a relationship with a trans woman?

0:51:21
Unknown_00: And he says, no, trans women are women. And then you ask him, would you date a man? And he says, no, I'm not into dudes. So then you ask him. And people do this every stream. They ask these string of questions the exact same way. He responds to them the exact same way over and over again without fail.

Unknown_00: You ask him, does a trans person need to get bottom surgery to be trans? And he'll say no. And you'll ask him.

Unknown_00: would you date a trans woman who still had their penis? And he will not answer that question. And the reason why he quotes this line is because he wants to be an intact trans woman in a lesbian relationship. He does not want to be in a relationship with a man. He wants to be in a relationship with a woman while also being trans.

0:51:55
Unknown_00: And that is why he believes what he does. Everything that he says to justify this belief is cope with, And seethe and dilation.

Unknown_00: It is entirely oriented towards his own sexual fetish.

Unknown_00: So then. The other update with this is that.

0:52:33
Unknown_00: Pete's has made strange bedfellows.

Unknown_00: I have known for a while that Wings of Redemption people, Wings of Redemption trolls, have been involved with Pete's because he'll get random questions that he always answers about, what's your opinion on Jordy Jordan? And he'll answer, I don't know anything about Jordy Jordan, and just dismisses it. And this has been happening for weeks. And I have seen a tweet about, By Wings007, who I know either listens to the stream or people he knows listen to the stream and pass along my references to him, on to him, because he's commented on my streams, has made a tweet, a very ambiguous tweet, but I found this great new lolcow. I'm going to make a channel entirely dedicated to you. What do you think?

0:53:13
Unknown_00: So I know the Wings people are moving on to Pete's, which is a very strange, very strange jump. They're not really the same thing, but the only connection between... Look here, look, listen. Yeah, exactly. The connection between... Pete's and Wings is that Pete's gets fucking angry. So he's having a conversation about Leah Thomas, who, if you don't know, I didn't talk about on my stream, I don't think, is a male to female athlete in swimming who was involved in a competition against women.

0:53:49
Unknown_00: And completely stomped everybody. Stomped everybody. Was so much faster than the other competitors that he literally lapped them and was sitting at the sideline catching his breath while the other female swimmers were swimming like the final lap still.

Unknown_00: Just completely dominated it. And people pushed... Pete's defending Leah Thomas saying that this is completely okay, none of this matters, and trans women are women, et cetera, et cetera, and trans women belong in female sports, et cetera, et cetera, to the point where he did this.

Unknown_04: This gendering, you get banned.

0:54:26
Unknown_04: Except that, except, you know who beat, you know who's defeated Leah Thomas in races?

Unknown_04: Cis women.

Unknown_05: You're fucking lying, BK. Or actually, you're buying into a lie. The idea that, oh, she was ranked 400 and something.

Unknown_05: Fuck you.

Unknown_05: You fucking liars.

0:55:05
Unknown_05: Fuck your lies.

Unknown_00: So now you see the appeal that someone who smashes their controllers and cries and says...

Unknown_00: I just wanted to get that fucking surgery. I just wanted it so fucking bad.

Unknown_00: And then, like, screaming about fucking, you know, snipers. I just can't beat them snipers, dog. That kind of shit. That is why. And I'm... Normally, when I see, like, a trolling group, like, forming around somebody that I watch, I get very anxious about this because... I don't want, like, swatting and other gay, unfunny shit. But...

0:55:47
Unknown_00: Um, with Pete's, it's like, he will never listen to any, like, like I thought about it and it's like, Pete's will never listen to a good advice. If I give him good advice, um, he won't listen. So it doesn't matter. There's nothing I can do to help him if I wanted to help him. But do I want to help him? The answer is probably no. The funniest thing that could happen with him is that if, if, uh, uh, Sean Ranklin type video came out, like, well, I can't even imagine, but it's going to happen. I can already see this in my head. Wings of Redemption took off as a famous locale streamer because Sean Ranklin did his video.

0:56:24
Unknown_00: Wings gets trolled in Call of Duty and flips out or something. That was his video. It got like 8 fucking million views at this point. And it's him smashing his controller. What?

Unknown_00: That kind of crying and yelling and sitting in the corner of his room looking at the wall like the boy in the Blair Witch Project at the end. All those points and then they put them together into a montage. It's like you take Pete's super long stream for he's screaming about trans shit and you condense that to a six minute long video called Pete's of mine gets trolled on live stream and loses it and it gets a million views. I really don't know what to expect with him. Um, cause I don't know, like he doesn't really, he's, he's kind of enjoying streaming, I think because it's like his world. He likes banning people. He gets off on it. Uh, he finally has control for the first time and he, and he revels in it. So he sits there and he's, he's taking these questions and he's bantering with people and yelling at trolls and stuff. And reveling in all the opportunities that he gets to ban people. But when the winged trolls get involved and they have 8 million alts each and they're circumventing bans and he loses that power he has over his chat, I really don't know if he'll melt down or hide or what.

0:57:41
Unknown_00: So, in this instance, even though I'm usually very skeptical of, like, third parties, like, coming in all at once and having, like, organized Discord gay ops and shit against people, particularly people that I find entertaining. In this case, it might actually make good content, so I'm nervous. I hope they don't, like, swat him and shit. He's in Canada, so he doesn't have the American police force to worry about, but...

Unknown_00: I don't know. Like, Wings of Redemption got trolled. Like, they break into his fucking bank accounts and commit identity fraud and all sorts of, like, really, like, not funny shit. Or it's just like, eh. It feels like the people involved are fucking gayer than Wings of Redemption. So as long as they avoid that, it could be really funny. Because, I mean, just listen. Just listen to this.

0:58:26
Unknown_04: Yeah, I think I do need to. I think I do need to ban that word just because, holy shit, I'm getting fucking...

Unknown_00: I am just getting absolutely fucking tired of people asking about this shit.

Unknown_04: Like, just... For fuck's sake, I don't fucking care.

Unknown_03: Whoops.

0:59:01
Unknown_03: Help if I used the

Unknown_00: Here is my request. He's actively banning the word Geordi.

Unknown_04: Words ban. The name Geordi is banned.

Unknown_00: Ban anybody saying Geordi. My name ain't Geordi.

0:59:33
Unknown_00: Mods, if you see anybody call me Geordi, just ban them. No questions asked. I don't care if they're a tier 3 strut. Get them out. They're trolls.

Unknown_00: My name ain't James. Mods, ban anybody. Ban anybody misgendering me. My name ain't James. My name is Catherine. Ban anybody being a trans misogynist.

Unknown_00: And you see it happening. You guys, okay, look. Wings007, the Discord gay ops, here's my request.

Unknown_00: Somebody has to convince him.

1:00:06
Unknown_00: that when he bans somebody he needs a catchphrase he needs a catchphrase for when he bans somebody so some just throw it out there like hey when you block somebody in chat you should say welcome to block land you gotta you gotta gracefully You've got to make him think it was his idea. Yeah. Welcome to Blockland when he bans someone. You've just got to throw it in there gracefully. Make him think it was his idea. You can do it. I believe in you. You can figure this out. That's my only request with this. Everything else, do whatever. I don't care. Okay. Good luck with that.

Unknown_00: Quick update on our other favorite. Jonathan Yaniv, a.k.a. Jessica Serenity Simpson, has been charged with three different counts of three different criminal charges.

1:00:55
Unknown_00: Assault, false alarm of fire, reporting an offense committed when it was not.

Unknown_00: So he is now back in court. British Columbia has basically fucking had it with this guy, and they're going to kill him, I guess. So good luck with that.

Unknown_00: Oh, wait.

1:01:30
Unknown_00: I have more Cosmo tabs. These are out of order.

Unknown_00: I didn't read this one. I'm begging for his account back. Hey, I messed up earlier and showed a screen capture of a Discord where I was interacting with a bad faith actor. My account got suspended. It's an appeal.

Unknown_00: I hope I have a future streaming. I enjoy it, I think. Good luck with that.

Unknown_00: Oh, jeez. I'm out of tabs now, which is bad because I know more stuff happened. Refresh my memory chat. Here, I'll read some of the super chats. Can I get true and honest with this? No, you cannot. Thank you for the $30 tab.

1:02:03
Unknown_00: How am I supposed to verify that you donated that money for the forum? There's ways to do that. It's called Bitcoin. Send me a silver troy ounce in the mail and I will give you a troy on us, sir. My good friend. Number one, Josh Paypiggy.

Unknown_00: Wee woo wee woo. I'm a massive faggit.

1:02:33
Unknown_00: Intellectually simulating comments. Thank you.

Unknown_00: Let's see. Talked about Ethan Ralph, talked about the patches, talked about Destiny, talked about... Oh, I didn't talk about Chantel. Of course. Duh. Duh. How could I forget? So I don't have any clips for this, but I guess I'll just mention it real quick.

Unknown_00: Chantel... So I mentioned in the stream ago that...

Unknown_00: Chantel had been banned from YouTube. She had been banned. No reason was given. It is believed that her constant showing her bare ass on stream was mass reported by Charlie Cole on Twitter. And the result of her encouraging her fans to mass report her videos where nudity, where ass was exposed, resulted in a termination of her account, even though you can't really tell anything about Chantel's body just by looking at it. So...

1:03:14
Unknown_00: how that counts as nudity I don't know they don't censor this shit on my 600 pound life or the 1,000 pound sisters like they just show the body and it's like I can't tell anything about what the fuck I'm looking at and that's good enough for the FCC so I don't know why it's not good enough for YouTube anyways my point is Hurricane gets banned and then the Karens are celebrating like whoo Yeah, this lady who gets paid big money to be fat and lazy is banned from making money for being fat and lazy. So now I don't have to feel so bad about being fat and lazy myself while not making any money also being fat and lazy. Total Karen victory from the looks of it. However...

1:04:03
Unknown_00: Chantel pulled a regular drama alert and made a Beezer Production YouTube account and said, I have incorporated a sole proprietorship under Canadian law and I am using that as an account on YouTube called... The Beezer Productions. The Karens were furious. This stood against everything. This was against their script. It was against their narrative. And so they stormed up and said, YouTube, you must ban this account.

1:04:40
Unknown_00: F. Stop pressing F, fucking weirdos.

Unknown_00: You must ban this account, they said. And YouTube said, we're looking into it. Nothing happened. Her account got monetized. So they went and they looked abroad, and they found another Beezer Productions, an Irish incorporation, a Beezer Productions LTD. In fact, they even noticed that she said her account was Beezer Productions LLC, and yet she is Canadian, where it would be an LTD, because Commonwealth countries don't have LLCs, they have LTDs. So they said, your company is fake, and it's in Ireland. So they found this woman who's like a random, like...

1:05:16
Unknown_00: Instagram, like, Etsy person, and she wanted to make an Etsy company called Beezer Productions LTD out of Ireland, and all the Karens on Twitter... harassed this woman into complaining to Chantel that she changed her name of her company from Beezer Productions because she said it would be trademark infringement. There is no trademark for Beezer Productions. And the Karens thought this is a surefire victory. This woman will take Chantel to trademark court in Ireland over the name Beezer Productions. And Chad Tal, of course, being the absolute big chungus Chad that she is, said, go fuck yourself. The name is Beezer Productions and eat my ass. And and then she incorporated actually as a as a sole proprietorship, not as an LTD. And everyone was like, ah, this isn't an LTD, so it doesn't have personhood, and she doesn't understand what she's doing, and yada, yada, yada. She doesn't even know the difference between a sole proprietorship and an LLC, which wouldn't be the first time, because if you followed the biggest problem in the universe in the Maddox lawsuit, Maddox incorporated the biggest problem in the universe, sole proprietorship, probably because he looked at it and said, sole proprietorship, oh, that means I own it entirely. That's what I want. Not what he wants. um stream cutting out i don't know what you want bros excellent connection kilobytes are fine just refresh i was fucking vibing and you all couldn't figure out how to press f5 everything is fine on my end just f5 so they're they're they're formulating these these legal approaches that she doesn't know what she's doing but

1:06:34
Unknown_00: In Canada, a sole proprietorship can file for a business number, a BN. And a BN is like an EID, an employer identification number in the U.S. And that's all you need to get a new AdSense account for a YouTube channel in Canada. So Karen's completely backed the fuck off yet again. Beezer Productions is her company name. And she is monetized. And it doesn't matter if it's a sole proprietorship because go fuck yourself. Basically, in fact...

1:07:09
Unknown_00: And I have been called, I have been called a white knight for saying this. Like, these people have gathered around to try and rob me of my content.

1:07:50
Unknown_00: And I don't appreciate that because, number one, I'm against deplatforming in general. Number two, I don't think that Charlie fucking Cole and a bunch of freaks in the Discord channels seething over a fat woman should be able to dictate who is and is not allowed to make money. Number three, I think she's funny, so fuck you. I don't even need options. I'm morally in the right to say she deserves to be back on fucking YouTube, but I don't even need those. I don't need to be morally right. It's funny. Stop fucking with the content, please and thank you. But she has rectified it. She's back on YouTube. And to show the haters what for, she's going to Cuba. She's going to Cuba.

1:08:25
Unknown_00: Her justification for flying herself to Cuba.

Unknown_00: is she saw a man begging groceries or some shit and he was cuban and he was sexy so now she's going to cuba to find man whores to fuck her and she's she's going there and she's gonna stream and if you don't like it you can eat her ass i guess and she's doing it under the under a she's gonna file this offer and her fucking taxes because she's doing it as visa productions a sole proprietorship in the nation of canada

1:09:08
Unknown_00: So good for her.

Unknown_00: Pete's was apparently invited, but he turned it down. So she's going by herself, and Pete's can eat shit.

Unknown_00: Cubans who need a citizenship. Maybe. I don't know. I made the case that she should definitely find a Latin American. You're talking about feisty people. Find a Brazilian. Find a Cuban. Find a Mexican, Puerto Rican. I want someone who wears a Catholic... Rosary, who is tall, dark, and handsome and who is not Arab. I'm sick of the Arab arc. I'm sick of hearing about Nadir.

1:09:41
Unknown_00: We need the feisty Brazilian arc. I am all for this, all according to plan.

Unknown_00: I remember I never seen more miscegenation than when I lived in Buffalo. And I remember I was getting my hair cut and the woman next to me were talking. And it was a white woman, like a Hispanic lady. And she was like, oh, where are you from? She's like, oh, I'm from Puerto Rico. She's like, oh, I love Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans are so feisty. They're so fiery. And she was like, Oh yeah, see, see, we are. And she said, I had, I had a Puerto Rican boyfriend once and he was so, um, so passionate, so hot and fiery and they're talking. And then at some point,

1:10:17
Unknown_00: She tells her that this Puerto Rican boyfriend was – they broke up because he was violent. And he had a psychotic break and he took his motorcycle and ran 80 miles an hour into oncoming traffic and went head on into a semi truck and splattered across the road.

1:10:55
Unknown_00: And she was –

Unknown_00: She's still talking about like, yeah, he's so fiery. Like, yeah, literally when his gas tank caught fire, he was literally fiery. There were fiery Gibbs falling from the sky. So passionate. What a literal firework of a man.

Unknown_00: I don't know I found that I had to literally restrain myself from laughing listening to this thinking like are you fucking retarded how is this a bragging right what's wrong with you oh no that sucks yeah so I don't know you can have fiery or you can have not splattered across the road I guess um

1:11:45
Unknown_00: Okay, that might be it. Let me think. I've only been streaming for an hour despite everything happening this week.

Unknown_00: I think it's been an hour. Oh, jeez, fuck. Oh, no.

Unknown_00: Wait.

Unknown_00: Oh, I fucked up my stream. Why is my preview disabled? Oh, jeez. Okay.

Unknown_00: I fixed it.

Unknown_00: I fixed it, chat.

Unknown_00: Hour and ten. Read Super Chat. I kind of skimmed through them.

1:12:16
Unknown_00: I don't like... I don't like... I don't want to like... See, okay. Let's just have a chat real quick.

Unknown_00: I like money. Because I'm a red-blooded American. I'm a capitalist. I'm a capitalist. Wait, wait. Oh, I can't rattle them.

Unknown_00: Let me drink the rest of my Monster Zero real quick.

Unknown_00: I'm a capitalist. Wait.

Unknown_00: There we go.

Unknown_00: I'm a capitalist. So, therefore, I am inclined to try and make money, okay?

1:13:08
Unknown_00: I hope my neighbors are not pissed that I just kicked my fucking cans and bucket to the wall.

Unknown_00: I'm inclined to try and profiteer because I have ambitions in life. So I have added Super Chats to the top of the thing. And I'm wondering how people feel about that. If that's too Jewish or not. If I should dedicate time to reading Super Chats as they come in. I can add a sound effect. I can add a sound effect, but... I feel like I should only add a sound effect if it isn't recorded. You know what I mean?

1:13:44
Unknown_00: Like, during livestream, it might be okay to draw attention to it, but, like... During the... I need to have a more advanced setup where that doesn't get recorded to the archive, because people listening on the podcast and shit, they don't want to hear that.

Unknown_00: It's just a little Jewish. It's cool. I don't know. I'm really...

Unknown_00: It's probably not even going to last, to be honest with you. Someone's going to report it. Streamlabs will yank it down.

Unknown_00: Oh, well.

Unknown_00: Read the chats at the end. I like people who listen to my music, though. I need some kind of setup where it shows up on the stream. Here's what I think. It should show up on the stream and should stay there for a while. If you tip, it'll stay there for like 30 seconds or until someone else tips again. If it's particularly funny or irrelevant...

1:14:28
Unknown_00: I can read it in there. I'll pay special attention to it. Maybe a little sound effect that only gets played to the live and doesn't get recorded. I think that works. As far as dedicating a time slot just for reading... Because the issue with that is that you sit there and you read the super chats at the end. It's like nobody cares. Like...

Unknown_00: um like okay i'll read a super chat you're ready one hour ago evil sponge donated five dollars and said sneed thank you evil sponge you know what i mean like if i just sat there and said like uh read everything that came in people's eyes would glaze over and i think it encourages like shitty streaming practices to pull okay

1:15:24
Unknown_00: See, I just... I know what the results will be. People don't care if I have super chats.

Unknown_00: A lot of people don't care if I do a block dedicated to it. But people will tune out. And then they don't listen to my outro music. And I can't have that. So...

Unknown_00: Have you decided to watch anime with me? This is $1. I shouldn't even read this. I should have a price list where if you donate $1 and you say anime in your super chat, anything related to anime or VTubers, it just doesn't even get read. You have to meet a minimum threshold of like $14.88 before I will say anything related to the country of Japan.

1:15:57
Unknown_00: Mr. Medicare says it's cool. I don't care. I don't think it is. I really don't. I think it degrades the... Especially the archival value of your streams. I try to make it one hour. I try to make it snappy. I try to make it so that people actually want to listen to it in retrospect. And I think that super chats detract from the stream. You know what I mean?

Unknown_00: Do it like Sitch and Adam. You have to message me about what that means. I've never seen that.

1:16:37
Unknown_00: A guy had the N-word with a special font like five times in his name, and he kept spamming. And Zyklon or whatever, Zyro, muted him. And I think his gambit is that if it shows up in my stream, like the archive on the chat, I have to freak out. I'm like, oh, no, he's saying the N-word, and I have to mute it.

Unknown_00: The only thing is the spam, I guess, is the issue. I don't really care if someone's name is the N-word. Oh, look, he's back on an aught. Just let him do it. I don't care. Yeah.

Unknown_00: It adds character to my stream.

1:17:13
Unknown_00: Oh no, he got muted again. Zion didn't hear my fear of direct words. Oh, he's back again. It's okay.

Unknown_00: I think it's because I mentioned the Wings of Redemption trolls and now they're booting up accounts to spam.

Unknown_00: I like that Pepe. It's like a Tyrone Pepe.

Unknown_00: It's too small to show you though.

Unknown_00: Maybe, hey, Matt Fury, I know you're getting sued right now and you need some lawsuit money. You sell a Tyrone the Frog Pepe, a real life, one out of one issue Tyrone Pepe. You'll get a lot of money for that one.

1:17:51
Unknown_00: It's the rarest of the Pepes, exactly. And treat super chats like background noise.

Unknown_00: The juror says he likes his chat, but then it's okay with someone spamming so much you can't read chat. Yeah, it is. The spam is the issue. If it was just like once in a while, it wouldn't be as big an issue. Don't read them. Charizard donates $5 to say. That's authoritative. The people don't even want their messages read.

1:18:23
Unknown_00: I could be like this. I could be like $20 and throw in some energy, some high octane super chat reading.

Unknown_00: Ain't no thing.

Unknown_00: All right.

Unknown_00: Talk, King Cobra. What's happened with King, with Cobes? Has Cobes died? I would encourage people who read the forum, actually, to make use of the community happenings thread. I do read this. I'm subscribed to it, so I will see your messages if it's posted here.

1:19:00
Unknown_00: So if something happens with Cobes, that's really interesting. You should post it here.

Unknown_00: He's still alive and drunk. I hope he doesn't become an alcoholic.

Unknown_00: Have I read any H.P. Lovecraft? No. Do I know his cat's name? I have an idea. I think his cat is currently spamming my chat.

Unknown_00: Talk about the node dev who included malware into his repair. Oh, just a follow-up. I did talk about that last week.

1:19:32
Unknown_00: But all his social media got hacked.

Unknown_00: Actually, did I talk about his social media getting hacked? I don't think I did. A Russian, a person who is allegedly Russian, I cannot know for sure because you know how these things are, broke into, the guy who released into the Node ecosystem a virus to overwrite files that were, if the code was ran on a computer that was Belarusian or Russian, Um, his social media was hacked by someone who simply replaces avatar with a Russian flag. So he's trying to purport that a Russian did it, which is very possible. Um,

1:20:04
Unknown_00: But he got into his social media and found out that not only was he – the guy who actually released the virus was a libertarian who was married to an Asian. And he was married to an Asian before he – yeah, before he joined a site called Ashley Madison, which if you don't remember was a huge like cheating hookup site, like other women, other men cheating app. And, uh, it got hacked and it caused a ton of issues because a ton of people were exposed for having a, uh, a mistress through the hack of that, that website. Um, the guy who was in the open source community married a chink wife and then got onto Ashley Madison soon after. And, uh, um,

1:20:43
Unknown_00: Apparently, I don't know if that was known until this Russian guy found him and hacked his social media and announced it. And he also found out... Oh, fuck Janice for taking down my Gthread base. Fuck Janice.

Unknown_00: Reminder that I cheated on my wife five months after marrying her. Asian pussy, do not go crazy.

1:21:22
Unknown_00: And he posted these logs...

Unknown_00: That feel when you fail to secure some pussy. And this is a message from the guy, Brandon, the source developer, to a tranny named The Chaotic Good.

Unknown_00: Saying, hey, Nicky, I was looking through some old social media stuff, and you said you were interested in writing or hearing about some stuff I do with electric vehicles. You're still interested? This response is only two years late. Smiley face. Winky smiley face.

1:21:54
Unknown_00: Nicky did not reply, so I guess he never got any bookie answers.

Unknown_00: I don't know.

Unknown_00: Is there a libertarian chink wife to bookie pipeline that we need to be aware of?

Unknown_00: Serves him right.

Unknown_00: Actually, the really interesting thing... I think I mentioned this, actually, last week. Or maybe not. It's just to reiterate, just in case, because I find it interesting.

1:22:30
Unknown_00: Um...

Unknown_00: The guy released the malware, and then a GNO said that the malware impacted their server in Belarus, which included a lot of testimony from people fighting in Ukraine about war crimes that Russia was committing. And because the virus destroyed the files, there may not be any archives of it. And as a result...

1:23:02
Unknown_00: All that testimony and those statements from people who may not be living anymore are lost forever.

Unknown_00: So there is a question of if Brandon may actually face federal charges for production of malware.

Unknown_00: Because even though it targeted Russia and Belarus, and even though it comes with a license of no liability, to intentionally release something like that could very definitely be defined as malware, probably should be defined as malware and treated as such. And if the U.S. government decides to press charges on that, if that story is even true, I would be very interested.

1:23:41
Unknown_00: But he deserves it.

Unknown_00: Play the March of the Siberian Rifleman. No. I do have... I saw this clip. I was tempted to intro with this clip before I accidentally fucked up. I still follow... This weird account on the Fediverse. It's like a Kiwi Farms Fediverse original of Soy Jack generation, AI generation. Oh my god, look at this. The shit that it comes up with is just crazy. I love it. I've even seen people using them on 4chan and shit. They're so great. They describe some sort of metaphysical horror that we can only try to conceive of.

1:24:12
Unknown_00: But some of the frames in these are really great too. And I will pull this up and take a single frame of it.

Unknown_00: But there was a video he published which was really good. And I would like to find it now.

Unknown_00: It was like a manual post by the author.

1:24:42
Unknown_00: It was only a couple hours ago. I should be able to find it still.

Unknown_00: Ah, here. Can this play?

Unknown_00: It had audio associated with it.

Unknown_00: Wait, I lost it.

Unknown_00: Oh, no. Oh.

Unknown_00: Oh, wait, here. Oh, he pinned it. Thank God. I can't believe I fucking missed it. Okay, look. Listen here.

Unknown_00: I'm going to save this.

Unknown_00: I'm going to open this, and then I'm going to put it directly on my fucking browser so you can actually see it.

1:25:17
Unknown_00: Because it's here. Bam.

Unknown_00: Master at computers, Chad. Don't you worry.

Unknown_00: Isn't that wonderful? Look, chat. Look at the shades of horror. This is our life.

Unknown_00: We have taught computers to dream so that they can feel these feelings. You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension, chat. Okay.

1:25:53
Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_00: Oh, one more thing I want to read just because it's funny.

Unknown_00: A lot of people were doubting Ukraine. Now, as we all know, I hold very well-informed opinions about the war, and I'm very passionate about my side. And my side is correct, and we all know that's correct. It doesn't even need to be stated why it's correct. And it's obvious what I support and why I support it. And I'll leave it there. But I really got to hand it to Ukraine here because they are the last bulwark against protecting the West. Ukraine blocks trans refugees. They are men must go back and fight.

1:26:32
Unknown_00: And I want to read this quote right here.

1:27:14
Unknown_00: This is a quote from another article that Mr. Durden has sourced for this article. As strange hands searched her body and pulled back her hair to check if it was a wig, Judas looked at the faces of the Ukrainian border guards and felt fear and despair. Ukrainian border guards undress you and touch you everywhere, Judas says. You can see on their faces they're wondering, what are you? Like you're some kind of animal or something. Judas is a transgender woman whose birth certificate defines her as female. Legally, there is no reason why she should not be allowed to pass with the thousands of other women who are crossing the Ukrainian border to safety every day. Yet, on 12 March at about 4 a.m., after a long and humiliating search, border guards determined she was a man and prevented her from passing to Poland. so those guys their country is at war and they think like our ship is going down man it's pretty bad out here but we got to do our part to make sure that the transgender people in ukraine also die and we're gonna prevent them from going to poland do i want any more of these stories maybe maybe if i write them i want to get news results for them

1:28:32
Unknown_00: So we want to thank, regardless of your position on Ukraine and the Ukrainians, we must thank them for their sacrifice as they protect Poland. And Poland needs all the help it can get, because if you don't know, Warsaw is basically a 24-7 gay pride rally.

Unknown_00: You shall not pass.

Unknown_00: Okay. Did I miss anything funny? Play music, then stop recording for the podcast, then read Super Chats. So do it at the very end. Someone else suggested that I do. I only read $20 Super Chats if they're relevant to the topic.

Unknown_00: Make a thread, dummy. If it's funny, make a thread. You can ask people to make a thread, too.

1:29:11
Unknown_00: Don't read them. I want to buy a varsity jacket. Thank you for the entertainment. Thank you, my friends. Hopefully I'll find a system that rewards people for their money.

Unknown_00: I have a habit. This is why I'm so hesitant to take super chats and shit.

Unknown_00: My mom worked very hard when I was a kid. She worked every day. She worked 50 hours a week. She didn't make that much money. I want to say she made about $20 an hour or something.

1:29:46
Unknown_00: And she told me her secret for how she gauges. I'm sure a lot of people do this. I'm sure it's not some divine wisdom from her. But she told me that when she buys something, she calculates it in hours worked. Hours of labor. I'm buying this dinner at Ruby Tuesdays. That's $40. That's two hours of work.

Unknown_00: I buy this car, and I have to make these payments. That's 20 hours of work every month. And to this day, I see this super chat come in, and it says, Thanks for the entertainment, Jerf. The streams help me get through my long drives. From Son of Tiamat, $10. I think that's in half an hour of my mom working. And it feels very weird to have that thrown at you just because you stream or something. You know what I mean? That's how I see it. I know inflation has adjusted and prices are different, but I realize I'm in a very privileged position to do what I do from the comfort of my apartment. And, uh, when I, I know people like say they're donating and they, they like work, they're working, they're at work working. And then they send me a super chat with the money that they're earning that hour. And it's like, ah, how do I live with myself? Chat? How do I live with myself?

1:31:00
Unknown_00: Uh, so that was my hesitation. Uh, I hope that's not too gay.

Unknown_00: Talk about CRP. Um, last I heard he's like, he's still in Harkiv, but trolls are fucking with him or something. And he's really stressed out. That's the last time I remember grifter's reports.

1:31:33
Unknown_00: Okay.

Unknown_00: I'm done. Uh, I apologize for the delay today. Um,

Unknown_00: I mentioned this. He talked to me about how he imagines Ukraine patrician, like way, way before the war, like when I was still over there.

Unknown_00: And his idea was that everything east of the Dnieper would be handed over to Russia.

Unknown_00: Odessa may be annexed, like everything along the Black Sea may be annexed. Odessa might go to Moldova, maybe. They probably want to unite with Tiraspol. So he imagines Ukraine is like this rump state not connected to the sea where everything, basically everything east of Kiev and along the Black Sea is Russian. So I think he's just like, oh, haha, I'll stay in Kharkiv. And then when it is liberated by the Russian anti-Nazi squads, I'll be hailed as a hero by RT and Putin directly. Haha. And my career will take off. Haha. And I don't know. I don't know. That's how it's going to go down. Good luck. Don't you try not to get crucified by a battalion in the meantime, my man.

1:32:39
Unknown_00: Yeah. I'm so smart. Exactly.

Unknown_00: All right. I'm done. I will see you guys on Friday. Bye-bye. My heart and soul would never mind on What you cared it out for, what you cared it out for We've died alone, well alone now young What you cared it out for, what you cared it out for Snow, snow, glisten on the mat, whiskey on the lap Shake it like a light of cigarette, Mr.

1:33:55
Unknown_01: Is the devil so mad if he cries in his sleep While the earth turns and his kids learn to say Fuck you, they don't love you Does the devil get scared?

Unknown_01: me devil like me you see the devil on me to be but he's just regretting it forgets to accept expectation pulls me

1:35:44
Unknown_01: What do you want from a devil like me Am I like you?