0:01:33
Unknown_01:
okay before before we do anything we have to do a mic check because i do not look i know the mic thing is really funny but i'm gonna lose my fucking mind if i see another stream where the entire comment section is just like wow josh finally fixed his his uh mic now he sounds like his true self
Unknown_01: You sound fine. People are lying already. Okay.
Unknown_01: I'm going to assume... I need some... I can't trust any of you fucking people.
Unknown_01: mic fine it's okay okay great so let me i i am shocked by the number of people who actually recognized uh that song which means that a lot of you have been playing the same game that i have been which is hearts of iron four because there is a shitty little kind oh god it's gone where's where's tanutuva at oh there it is i don't know thank god tanutuva is safe
0:02:31
Unknown_01:
this country is used to be a part of mongolia but then it was annexed by the russian empire and that is their their anthem it's called two of men so people saying that it's chinese music you're wrong it's mongolian throat singing music you should get that you should get your head checked because it's not the same
Unknown_01: Hoey4 stream. I am actually going to play a little bit of Hoey4 because I do not have a prepared stream today, which is why I did not advertise this to you people as a man at the internet stream. I'm going to talk about, I guess, a couple of things.
Unknown_01: What can I talk about? Usually, I would like to do a year in review stream, but I've just been chilled out. I've been relaxing all cool since a little bit before Christmas because...
0:03:20
Unknown_01:
I have a lot to do in January, and I didn't want to burn myself out.
Unknown_01: Primarily, I'm going to be getting DDoS protection starting in January, and that will cost $1,600 a month. So to offset the expense of DDoS protection, I'm going to be doing contract work one week out of the month, every month.
Unknown_01: Try and make a little bit more to pad that expense.
Unknown_01: And the next year is going to... I think it's going to be make or break. I have to decide, before I turn 30, is this something that I can keep doing for...
0:03:56
Unknown_01:
the next however many years because it's every time I get a little break I can start doing merchandise or I figure out a way to like get like we had Dick's thing what was it called? New Project 2 every time I get a little break like that I'm immediately offset by more expense and it just keeps racing each other and I don't really make any ground which is very frustrating so hopefully this year
Unknown_01: Um, we'll, we'll make enough ground where I feel safer. Uh, but I'll, I'll make a big post about that, I guess. Though again, a lot of you don't give a fuck. A lot of you don't even use the forum. You just listen to this podcast, which I guess is a bit of a letdown if I don't talk about anything, but.
0:04:32
Unknown_01:
These are the things that are on my mind. New Year's is always strange to me. I get very sentimental around New Year's. I start playing the odd-ling sign and I start listening and I start thinking about stuff and how things have changed or didn't change over the last year. I don't know.
Unknown_01: It's a weird time. I don't know how most people... What's the normal way of processing New Year's? Do most people get sentimental? Do they not care? Is it just another day?
0:05:07
Unknown_01:
point of reflection yeah it is it is i think because i mean a lot of a lot of people should be reflecting on how things have been in uh the last year another shitty year yeah 2021 was rough um and i really feel like a lot of things that i wanted to do this year did not get done which is uh frustrating
0:05:46
Unknown_01:
Getting drunk. I do have a beer. I bought myself a beer so I can enjoy the evening.
Unknown_01: Lost home in a flood. Hate 2021. I hope you had insurance.
Unknown_01: Single beer. Yeah, I don't need more than that. I'm not trying. I'm not trying to intoxicate me. I really don't like being I don't like being even inebriated after like two beers. I get enough of a little like a little vibe going and I don't need anything more. I don't need to be drunk. I just want that that buzz and then I'm OK with it.
0:06:20
Unknown_01:
Two beers. Singular beer. Why is that weird? I can enjoy a single beer if I want to, chat. Why are you hating? All you fucking alcoholics. I drink an entire liter of crack and rum every single day. I drink it like fucking water. And I don't feel anything unless I drink two. So you're kind of like a pussy. Like, motherfucker, I'm glad that I can enjoy two beers and get what I want out of it because I drink so infrequently.
0:07:00
Unknown_01:
Why am I getting a little pop-up notification? So I'm getting emails. That's what it is. So.
Unknown_01: Let me reflect a little bit. At the last minute, I tried to put together a little list of things that I remember.
Unknown_01: We had the silver coins, and that's a nightmare. It's still not out. I have shipped out almost all of them.
Unknown_01: But the last box is in customs, and I don't know what the fuck they're doing with my box in customs. Everything could have gone out in time for Christmas if the US fucking government did not hold my coins at customs. um so in 2022 i'm going to try and do nfts just as a little fun thing i have a artist working on something cute that'll suffice for the purpose of kiwi farms enough to and a lot of people will get angry and say like oh whatever it's junk but the primary purpose is supporting the forum it's not like i'm not trying to create like a speculator market where
0:07:33
Unknown_01:
uh like there are i'm in the uh i don't say where i'm at but there's a group of people who talk about the stone toss nfts and those people really think that they're gonna make like a hundred times their investment on the stone tosses and ft stuff sell the brand
Unknown_01: There will be some thematic elements in the collection, which I think people will appreciate. At least I hope so. But I haven't sorted all that out yet. I need to talk to someone who knows how to do the programming for those so that we can put together something.
0:08:29
Unknown_01:
Buy the NFT with BAT. No, you can trade the BAT for, I think we're going to use Polygon or Matic, but I don't want to get into it. It's complicated and I'm going to have to find a way to like tell Normies like this is how you get it. This is how you get it. This is how you use it. Because otherwise they will not understand and it will be a flop.
0:09:02
Unknown_01:
price I'm gonna try to keep it below see that's the benefit stone toss old NFTs that like 500 500 dollars can't remember what the price was in the theorem but 50 of those dollars would go just to gas prices so
Unknown_01: I don't think people buy it for that much. So I'm going to try to do something a little bit more affordable so that people actually feel inclined to learn how to use cryptocurrency for the sake of burning money, essentially.
Unknown_01: NFTs don't make sense. Yeah, but that's off topic. I could spurg about that shit forever.
Unknown_00: I just want to do NFTs because it's no shipping.
Unknown_01: I need to do a run where I don't have to worry about shipping. Just a little thing, just so I can not... I will admit, I am legit... It makes me jealous, but I think it would make anybody jealous. That you can have Stone Toss just slap together this NFT project. Chill it out to a couple people like Ralph. And then he makes $2 million in Ethereum. And he doesn't have to worry about anything. It's just magic internet money. There's no shipping. Everything's automatically fulfilled. And it's made in a single day. And this shit, the fucking coin sales makes not even like... a single percent of that money and it's it's an ongoing nightmare for months and months with multiple points of failure and it's just like like what a what a fucking shit deal but i know people on my site like physical stuff and they don't want to do cryptocurrency so i don't have an option you know what i mean seething just i'm not seething it's just it's just frustrating it's very frustrating there's a lot that i'm frustrated about
0:10:56
Unknown_01:
nft heavy look save it i'll make a post about it i'll talk to people you should have a forum account to discuss it and we'll go over it uh but that's enough of that um the forum also lost its license in 2021 which is kind of a blessing and a curse because i i have many frustra frustrations i'm continually frustrated i'm frustrated with um a lot of how zinfora works and how it doesn't work and in particular how it handles attachments Um, like we have terabytes of data attached to the forum that Zenforo can barely manage. And we need to, we need like a custom solution for that.
Unknown_01: And this is an opportunity to approach a lot of things that I've seen with how Zenforo works and make them work better and make the site progress to where I want it to be. Because the site needs features that it can't have right now.
Unknown_01: Like, if I want to have community editable OPs, that's a lot of work. If I want to have a working chat thing, here's an idea that I've had for forever that I could do if I actually made my own software to sort of hub it. But I thought it would be cool because I have all these utilities that I keep suggesting to people. I keep saying, like, hey, you need to figure out YouTube download, and here's this archive site. And I was thinking it would be really cool if there was a browser add-on that we could make that had built-in downloading stuff and archiving stuff. So you would have this flyout on your bar that could let you automatically keep YouTube download up to date, make it available to people so they don't have to fiddle with command lines, and automatically archive stuff just by clicking a button. And I could even, on top of this, I could even make it so that once we have a new chat system that isn't based on Ajax, like the current N401 is. By the way, I've rewritten that mod. That's a custom mod. I've rewritten it like four fucking times. It's still Ajax-based, but in the future, once it's Rust, we can do WebSockets. And WebSockets are fast. They are very fast. They're very efficient. And what we could even do then is make it so that you can sign in to your forum account.
0:12:42
Unknown_01:
on this utility and then we can shimmy in to websites like youtube and twitch we can replace the chat or add to that chat like a a forum hosted chat room so if you're like on dsp's live stream you'll have an option to use like a built-in kiwi farm side chat which is kind of like the um that gab extension that was like commenting on every webpage with a secret side thing. But I think with a live stream chat, it would open up a lot of potential for, um,
0:13:34
Unknown_01:
I think it would actually get used because that's a real utility. It's not just like graffiti that's out of sight, out of mind. This is a way that people can communicate in an unmoderated fashion with the same freedom that they would expect on the forum directly on the page next to the content that they're commenting over. I think that would have utility. So these are things that I've thought about and which would benefit from having a self-hosted, self-built forum suite.
0:14:17
Unknown_01:
The center got screwed over by Google. That is true.
Unknown_01: So we might have to have... I think Firefox doesn't have the same extension restrictions. But I don't suggest people use Firefox because it sucks. But we can always make it so that you can download it manually. Which I do. I use Ad Nauseam. And that's something that I have to download manually. But yeah, I would have to be careful with it. And I would probably not label it Kiwi Farms. I would just label it like...
Unknown_01: archive utility or something. But even then, even if I didn't have like the little chat room feature, just having YouTube DL built in would, would get it banned from the fucking place or whatever, because Google is so sensitive about people downloading their videos. And I guarantee you, by the way, that the reason why YouTube is so sensitive is because their partners, like Vevo and shit, they complain about how easy it is to download YouTube videos, and I guarantee you that's where that pressure is coming from. They don't give a fuck about anything else, but they try to keep those copyright holders happy. And, by the way, when I tried to upload my review of SVU onto YouTube so people could watch it there instead of on Odyssey, which doesn't work half the time,
0:15:00
Unknown_01:
They've changed their system as of the last year. So the way that it works now is when you upload a video and there's a copyright strike which prevents it from being viewed globally, it used to be that you could file an appeal and then they would have 10 days to respond and...
0:15:32
Unknown_01:
uh, or they would have to take you to court. You know what I mean? It's like they would have, they would have, it would stay down for 10 days, but then if they didn't respond by taking you to court, it would automatically go up. Now it's like they have 30 days to appeal, to accept or deny it automatically. Like once the strike is in place, they can accept or deny right away. And then from there they have another 30 days. If you say, actually it is fair use. Why are you fucking denying my video? They have like another 30 days to, to uh to deal with it and then i think they side with them automatically so they say no your review can't go up you say uh it's fair use and then they can say actually we don't care and we think it's not fair use then it stays down until you take them to court so youtube has like completely mangled its system copyright's like getting worse and worse all the fucking time it's just unbelievable I'm still getting these fucking DMCAs from like these fat black only fans, whores sending me complaints like you done stole my content. Here is my DMCA. I got a, here's, here's a funny one. I got a fat black only fans creator from Germany who sent me a DMCA from like Berlin. I'm like, what the fuck? Why is there like a fat black prostitute in Berlin sending me american copyright complaints what is happening why is why is it like this why are fat black women from berlin able to send me copyright complaints that i have to care about as an american company tell me this chat why are things so fucked up and stupid um i'm gonna have to deny her and then there's all those people who just send in complaints to google about dmcas and then i i still i still answer them every day i have like three more in my my inbox
0:17:37
Unknown_01:
But, you know. So that's what's up with that.
Unknown_01: And hopefully I'll have something presentable for Sneed Forio in January.
Unknown_01: And we'll just take it from there. We'll take it a little bit at a time. We'll make it open source. We'll get some people involved. I'll try my best to be a good boy and coordinate efforts and all this shit. And I'm lucky to have the help that I already have because it's very useful. And hopefully we'll have something. Hopefully...
Unknown_01: Like talking about money, I was advised by some people to keep it closed source and why not sell it like Zenforo does. I want to keep it open source and I would like to do what some companies do like Laravel, where instead of selling the source, you sell hosting for it.
0:18:11
Unknown_01:
Uh, like, like, you know, you want a forum and it's like, here's the source. It's completely open. You're afraid to download it and host it yourself. Or if you don't know anything, you can, you know, pay, you know, $20 a month and we'll host it for you and it'll work perfectly. Cause we, we made it, we know how it works.
Unknown_01: That's a successful business model. So like, this is like long-term planning and me trying to figure out what the fuck to do with myself. Uh, so, cause I have, I have on my hosting infrastructure, but my hosting, my hosting sites basically been down for six months because I've been getting, I've been getting DDoS so much. And the only way I can deal with the DDoS is to shut off my public internet and, and do some, some, uh, tricky dicky stuff to keep the site up.
0:18:55
Unknown_01:
But my actual hosting services have the uptime of like 10% in the last six months. So it's like, okay, DDoS stuff, then I have my hosting infrastructure and then I can get new hardware and I can maybe sell reverse proxying and I can maybe later do forum hosting and yada, yada, yada, right? So that's my plan. I would like to see that in 2022, but that's a long way.
Unknown_01: Josh is mad he blew his 20s dealing with dumb whores. What are you talking about? Like in general?
0:19:35
Unknown_01:
Like on the list of things that I regret, like hosting the forum and telling people to go fuck themselves. I don't regret how I spent my 20s.
Unknown_01: Because I did it both ways, right? I went to school. Contrary to popular belief, I have graduated high school and I have an associate. I did go to college and then I did take a job. I worked both a menial job. I worked fast food when I was 18 and 19. And then I also worked for a tech company from the ages of 19 to 22, I think.
0:20:15
Unknown_01:
And I've seen what the legit side is and what working a real job is like. And it fucking sucks.
Unknown_01: It's just awful.
Unknown_01: And I remember when I started my job for the tech company.
Unknown_01: It was a small startup and we had like four employees. And my boss had like a friend from university that he got on board who was just awful, by the way. This guy was completely incompetent and he routinely outsourced work to people, to like cheap, cheap developers from Russia and India who were just awful. And this guy was like a constant millstone around our fucking neck. And then me and my guy, my friend who got me the job, we spent years together. He still works there, but we spent years together working on this. And by the end of it, I had received like a 300% pay increase. My buddy had married and had kids and settled down somewhere. I don't want to say where, but he settled down. And meanwhile, my boss had built the company up. Right. And he was a multimillionaire and he sold it. I checked recently. This guy sold his company for God knows how long. Like because it was in the market. It was in the market for like payroll software and it sold to Xerox.
0:21:26
Unknown_01:
So he built this company up as a competitor to Xerox, made millions in the process. And then when he was done with it, he sold it to Xerox, which was his main competition, made millions more doing that. And now I'm sure he's just retired or some shit.
Unknown_01: And I remember thinking like after three years of that shit, like I will never build somebody else's company for me or for them. You know what I mean? I'm not going to do that.
0:22:00
Unknown_01:
It's so demeaning to sit there and make somebody else's money for them. My struggle.
Unknown_01: I did it for free. I did it for pay, but not enough, really. But it was the best that I could get for a 19-year-old with no work experience. And it taught me enough to help me host my forum and shit.
Unknown_01: Josh is playing. Yeah, you can hear me, can't you?
0:22:31
Unknown_01:
You can hear it. Do I have... Wait, I don't have the... I have the voice lines turned off, don't I? Where is my voice lines?
Unknown_01: Aha.
Unknown_01: Yeah.
Unknown_01: I'm playing Italy. I don't know why. I've decided that Italy is fun.
Unknown_01: I'll play video games in a little bit. Would you ever consider doing the people stream on EDP?
0:23:04
Unknown_01:
The only thing I know about EDP is that clip where he's like, I shot the motherfucking dog that lives across the way. Little yippy ass motherfucker wouldn't shut up, so I had to put him down. You hear? I had to put him down. Bang!
Unknown_01: Bang!
Unknown_01: I think that's not true. I wouldn't be laughing if that actually happened, but I think that's just a joke.
Unknown_01: I'm playing Italy because I'm a sadist? Sir, you will look at my Italy, actually.
Unknown_01: So here's what I've been up to.
Unknown_01: I've gotten really good at it. The only issue is I don't know how to... I can barely hold a Mediterranean, which is my current problem right now. This time I did something I've never done before, and I attacked Turkey instead of attacking Yugoslavia. But now Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, and Greece are all guaranteed. So if I want to go that way, I have to enter into the Second World War, and I really don't want to. Because I know, since I control Romania, the USSR is going to demand... Where is it? Bessarabia...
0:23:40
Unknown_01:
They're going to do a claim on Bessarabia, which is going to make them declare war on me unless I give them these provinces. And I would prefer not to, because I usually enter the war there. And I do okay, especially if I'm with Germany.
0:24:24
Unknown_01:
I've been doing this nonstop for the last couple days. This is where my mind's at.
Unknown_01: Oh, no, a swag sticker. Dude, I have... Okay, actually, let me show you guys this, because you might find this interesting. You don't give a fuck about my game or whatever. You see how I have the proper NSDAP flag for Germany? If you play this game normally... Let me show you what they use for the flag. Only for Germany. Let me get Firefox open.
Unknown_01: Oh, they're already pulling fireworks out there. Oh, jeez.
0:24:58
Unknown_01:
Look at this shit.
Unknown_01: Here, look.
Unknown_01: Look at this. What the fuck is this? You know, it used to be even worse. It used to be... This is like the Nebelen sign of the German Navy at the time. But it had the Iron Cross on the top left in the quarter here. And then it had the swastika in the middle. And when this game was launched, I swear to God, they just replaced the swastika with the Iron Cross. And they just kept the other Iron Cross in the quarter. So it was like two of them on the same flag. And I'm just like, this is fucking stupid.
0:25:28
Unknown_01:
It's such a dumb decision. And I guess it's for... I would say it's for censorship purposes. For getting the game released in Germany where it's banned, even in video games. But they... They have something similar. And I'll just show you this too. Fuck.
0:26:07
Unknown_01:
And...
Unknown_01: This was a very famous thing when it first came out, but they censor Hitler in it.
Unknown_01: Why is this wrong?
Unknown_01: Why is this wrong? Why is my stream wrong?
Unknown_01: Why is my stream broken?
Unknown_01: Oh, I see why.
0:26:38
Unknown_01:
There we go. Look at this. They just censor him out. So it's like, why not just do that only for Germany as opposed to like for everyone. But for some reason that flag is like so offensive to people that they can't, they can't even allow non-Germans to see it. It's just a, such a scary, scary picture. You know what I mean? People see that and like, oh, I can't play this game. I can't play as Nazi Germany in this war game because I might see a swastika.
Unknown_01: People are very silly. It's weird when you talk to like normal people who are like outside.
0:27:11
Unknown_01:
And you know what's funny? If you're going to do that, I have this idea because the way they blur him out is just stupid. Like if you're going to do like a thing where you have to censor him, why don't just like have him face away? Like if you want to do like an artsy pose, just have Hitler face away because that way he's turned his back on the Germans. It's meta, has a point, it's censorship, but it makes sense, right? It's not just like a blur face. It's not like he's an unlocked character in a fighting game or something.
Unknown_01: Paradox or Liptop? Well, they are Swedish.
0:27:42
Unknown_01:
Who's that Pokemon?
Unknown_01: Stream games.
Unknown_01: Oh, it's even worse on, what is it, Battlefield? It's called Battlefield 5, I think. Battlefield 5.
Unknown_01: That's the one where, like, the girl is on the front page. Like, oh, all those female war heroes. This. Look at this. What the fuck is this?
0:28:17
Unknown_01:
That's... Nowhere. Ever. Has this been a flag? This is the Imperial flag. With the, uh...
Unknown_01: Like, that's not even, like, the flag of the army. That's just bullshit. They literally just made this up and said this is the flag of Germany. Like, this is a completely made-up, ahistorical flag. You might as well be flying, like, the don't step on snake flag for the U.S. or something. This literally does not exist. You fucking invented this flag.
0:28:48
Unknown_01:
I don't know.
Unknown_01: People are very strange about shit. It's like, whatever. Thank God for mods. I can have my fucking Nazi flag that is completely historical.
Unknown_01: Talk about Ralph. I don't care about Ralph. Here's the sit rep on Ralph, okay?
Unknown_01: Ralph is in Vegas with Dick. Again, if you don't remember this, I'll show you what I'm doing. If you do not remember this,
0:29:19
Unknown_01:
The last time he went to Vegas with Dick, Dick like live streamed that he was going to Vegas. So we have video proof that this man went to Vegas.
Unknown_01: And then after he arrived in Vegas, he disappeared. There was no picture at all of Ralph and Dick being together in Vegas. Yes.
Unknown_01: But we know he went up there. So the question has always been what the fuck happened in Vegas that made that made them like Dick instantly do like a 180 and go back to L.A.? You know what I mean? I still don't know. Nobody nobody knows what happened in Vegas between Dick and Ralph that made it so that Ralph and Dick did absolutely nothing together. That was public when he made when they both made everything leading up to them going to Vegas completely public.
0:29:59
Unknown_01:
gay sex they're fucking i don't know i always say i don't want to talk about ralph when i talk about ralph but he is he's such a and i say this a lot too he's such a negative person He's a negative Nancy. He sleeps around in his negativity. He's consumed by his negativity.
0:30:31
Unknown_01:
And he has nothing positive to look forward to. Because if you don't know, on January 4th, he will be on trial for the revenge pornography. And he might go to jail for that.
Unknown_01: So he's having, he's having on the, when is it on the third, right before his trial, he's having a big, like I'm going to jail party. Well, he's, he's calling it the free Ralph party, but it's like, I'm going to jail party and he's not streaming up until that day. So he's taking all this time off to, uh, to not stream despite it being his job so that he can do his big, I'm going to jail party in the future.
0:31:07
Unknown_01:
The flashing lights. Oh, that's the day-night cycle.
Unknown_01: It's just a mess. I want to feel bad for him because his life is such shit, but he's one of the most unrepentant assholes on the fucking planet. He posted just the other day.
Unknown_01: Like a picture of a woman working for United Airlines. And this is one of the worst times to fly. Take it from me, a frequent flyer, you did not want to be flying around Christmas and New Year's. It's just the worst. And he's having a freakout at this woman who's just doing her fucking job. And he's posting her picture on the internet. He's demanding free shit from United because...
0:31:46
Unknown_01:
uh he says he was treated wrong because they said he couldn't bring his laptop onto the plane which doesn't make sense to me laptops are brought into planes all the fucking time unless his battery is like a huge battery that cannot be uh put onto planes but if um i don't even know who's telling him this because he's saying that it's a person who works for united airlines but that doesn't make sense because it was someone who worked for united airlines and they wouldn't have any say about what goes in the luggage they did not ask they they They only ask if you have, like, explosives in your inventory or something, so... Italy has the best focus tree. You see this? This is the focus tree for Italy. You just click the buttons and then you have everything you need. This is the focus tree for, um... Russia. Look at this.
0:32:30
Unknown_01:
Oh, which buttons you gonna click on this? Which buttons? Which buttons, Chet? You wanna play Russia? Which buttons you clicking on this bad boy? How about Germany? You want to play Germany? Oh, why don't you start clicking some buttons? How about England? You want to click some buttons? Chat, here. Here's the focus tree for England. You better fucking memorize this before you start playing the game. Which buttons you clicking here, chat? No. You play Italy? Only the right buttons. Fits on one screen. What buttons you clicking? You're clicking all of them. At some point, you're clicking all these buttons. So you don't have to think about it. You just click the buttons that are there. And you probably won't fuck up that bad. You won't fuck up any worse than Italy actually did.
0:33:11
Unknown_01:
What's for France?
Unknown_01: Oh, shit. Look at this. Look at this. You want to be Nazi France? You want to decolonize Africa? There's a button for that. You want to devalue the franc? There's a button for that. You want to go back over here and reinstate the gold standard? You can do that, but you've got to get rid of FDR, which is pretty fucking base. Even if I played Democratic America, I would want to get rid of FDR and put back the gold standard. I don't give a shit what you're supposed to actually click. That's what I'm doing.
0:33:41
Unknown_01:
What a strange game. Yes, very strange.
Unknown_01: You know what? I'll make this interesting. I don't like losing, so I usually play it very safe. I wait for Redshift to declare on me, but I'll probably just declare war on Yugoslavia and lose. So I can have fun with my chat. Fuck it. Fuck FDR.
0:34:17
Unknown_01:
Okay, so the Chris... I mean, okay, was anyone unimpressed by my Ralph answer? Is there any more thing you want me to hear me talk about? I can talk about how fucking ugly Mae is. She's literally...
Unknown_01: The least passing natal female I have ever seen. I cannot believe she's not a training. And I think that that is the reason why Ralph will also abandon her is because he knows she's ugly and everyone tells him how ugly she is.
0:34:53
Unknown_01:
And look, which button am I going to click next?
Unknown_01: Probably going to go for Seawolves because I want some submarines.
Unknown_01: so he'll probably dump her just because everyone makes fun of him for dating a horse and in his mind like that's the worst thing ever it's like he can't he can't stand being laughed at so sorry may you're gonna be barefoot pregnant and at your mom's house because ralph don't give a fuck about you
Unknown_01: He can only see. No, that's the thing is that he could, uh, he like, he's already trying to fuck with Alice and probably already has gun to Dallas. Right? So the next step is to get rid of pants to hook up with Alice and he can probably do it because
0:35:32
Unknown_01:
because she has no standards and then he has someone more attractive than may who is that shit probably not going to be as good a mother as may but uh nobody cares okay here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna oh shit oh that's not what i want to do
0:36:11
Unknown_01:
Has Mei had an abortion yet? No, in fact, she's actually showing now. She's in the second trimester, I think. So... That's what's happening with her.
Unknown_01: And it's so weird. Like, how do you not realize how bad that you fucked up your life at this point? Like, how do you still not get it? That you've ruined everything. You know what I mean? Okay, after I declare war on Bulgaria...
Unknown_01: Actually, I shouldn't have done that. I should have waited for people to get... See, I'm distracted now.
0:36:47
Unknown_01:
So, if he does go to jail, though... He will miss the birth of his second child.
Unknown_01: Actually, I'll do a poll. I'll do a poll for everybody.
Unknown_01: Do you think Ralph is going to jail?
Unknown_01: You have no idea how Ralph consistently has women. Step number one, he has no standards.
Unknown_01: Step number two, he has no standards. I don't know why people have a weird misconception that sex is unattainable for people who are ugly. It's not true.
0:37:26
Unknown_01:
uh, you just have to, you just have to have your standards be correct. Like that's the thing with incels is that incels are obsessed with like, I want, I want this figment of my imagination. I want a woman who does not exist, who cannot possibly exist, who will never exist. And, uh, if she did exist, she wouldn't want me.
Unknown_01: I'm gonna throw a bitch fit and cry until I get this imaginary standard of woman and if I don't get it I'll just commit myself to misery forever. And that's the main things that incels want to be miserable Ralph Ralph doesn't want to be miserable. He wants to be a winner, right?
0:38:00
Unknown_01:
So he'll settle for whatever gets him that feeling that he's actually won How many incels would pork may none for the I
Unknown_01: That's a hard question. I assume some would. It depends on why they're an incel, but for the most part, a lot of them just want to be miserable.
0:38:36
Unknown_01:
If Kyrax can get laid... I don't know who Kyrax is.
Unknown_01: If I buy you Project Zomboid, would you play it? I think I have Project Zomboid.
Unknown_01: I've just not, um... I just didn't play it for very long. I played it for like a couple minutes and I didn't get anywhere with it. Because it was like a 2D game.
Unknown_01: World War II has been started because the Germans are over there. I don't think I can break through France without help.
0:39:17
Unknown_01:
Let's see. One second. Let me arrange this real quick.
Unknown_01: And I'll probably just get wiped. And that'll be okay. Because I'm gonna... Just reload. Before I start streaming and making mistakes.
Unknown_01: Bring back the Roman Empire. If you bring back the Roman Empire, Mussolini gets, like, golden laurels instead of his weird hat.
Unknown_01: I'm working on taking Corsica. Look, see? Taking Corsica right now.
0:39:51
Unknown_01:
Where's my other guy at?
Unknown_01: Oh, they're dying I think.
Unknown_01: A save's coming- I- dude, I don't understand people who play this game on, like, Iron Man. Same with, um, Paradox. It's like, it's a nine-hour game. Like, a full game is, like, nine hours long. Why the fuck would you- Why the fuck would you subject yourself to all this time for nothing? It's like, I would prefer to play the game and then experiment and figure out what works and what doesn't and, like, reload and shit than I would to, like, commit myself to nine hours of fucking misery.
0:40:32
Unknown_01:
Oh, I did lose a symbol, you're right.
Unknown_01: Yes, I think all the Paradox games are based off of risk.
Unknown_01: They have a very risk feel to it.
Unknown_01: Losing is fun. Losing is fun, but then you can just reload to before you lost and try again. And then you'll win, because you learned. The only time I do a full reset is when I've completely fucked up the production line. And I know that there's no way to fix
Unknown_01: God, the entire French army is in Corsica. I'm going to lose those guys, I think.
0:41:04
Unknown_01:
That's OK.
Unknown_01: Dude, he talked about this. He legit thinks that when he goes to jail, he's going to like do kill stream from jail. He's going to like send Gator notes and Gator's just going to do the kill stream for him for free while he is in prison.
0:41:39
Unknown_01:
And Gator, I think Gator seems okay with that plan. Like, yeah, sure, buddy, I'll do it, whatever. It's like, what's wrong with you people? I don't know what's wrong, like, legit. I don't even like talking about Gator, because Gator's somebody who gets, like, excited if you mention him at all.
Unknown_01: And I prefer not to stimulate Gator's penis by talking about him.
Unknown_01: Uh, I think I did a skit already where I talked about how, what they should, what Ralph should do is he should just get like an old police recorder and he should just talk and say like, um, uh, he, he should just get takes from like his cellmates and shit and have that be, oh, I'm glad German.
0:42:33
Unknown_01:
Oh, they are at war. I didn't know that.
Unknown_01: Just have his cellmates do hot takes for him about the news and shit. Like, that's bullshit, man. It's like, thanks. Thanks, Big Papa. Thanks for your hot take on this issue.
Unknown_01: Hearing Undead Chronic on Rikado was like Gator. The dude is awful. I don't listen to Rikado streams unless there's something I'm particularly interested in because...
0:43:04
Unknown_01:
He just streams so much that like the people who are into Arcadia streams have to be like really dedicated fans.
Unknown_01: Who do want to hear like all of his content. He streams for so long. That's why I try to do just like an hour a week. Even if there's not much going on. Just an hour a week. Touch base. Say hi to everybody. Say this is what's on my mind. This is what's going on.
Unknown_01: Are they not attacking?
Unknown_01: What's wrong with you guys? Oh, it's this one.
0:43:42
Unknown_01:
Oh, it's these guys that are... Oh, shit, now they're attacking France. I'm retarded.
Unknown_01: Okay, let's check on my poll.
Unknown_01: Do you think Ralph is going to jail? 71% of people said yes.
Unknown_01: I'm not sure if I do.
Unknown_01: It could go either way. It could be like this is a non-violent offense. And, you know, he's got kids. He's got them kids on the way. He's got to pay for his kids and shit, man. And it's not fair to put this poor Ralph, this poor expectant father, on the stand when...
0:44:15
Unknown_01:
uh i up my production line to put him in jail when when he's got them keys and so he could he could completely escape by and i wouldn't like he seems to think like i'm gonna beat these chargers and i'll show that pedophile josh moon what's for and it's like bro i don't give a i'm not emotionally invested in in what happens to you and he doesn't think he thinks i'm lying he thinks that's like a joke that i tell like That no, really, I don't give a fuck. Why are you not in this war?
0:44:59
Unknown_01:
Do you have any regrets as the new year rolls in?
Unknown_01: No, it's... My regrets are mostly, like, I wish I had taken care of some things sooner, but it's... It's not a huge issue. It's not like, oh, now that I didn't do this, my everything is fucked up and I'm screwed and shit.
0:45:34
Unknown_01:
It's just like, oh, my... I would have fewer problems, um, fewer worries going into the year than if I had... Which I had my money, exactly. Exactly.
Unknown_01: josh do the kill stream no ralph would want money like if i made any money from doing the kill stream ralph would would would ask for that money and it's like i'm not gonna make i'm not gonna help ralph i tried to help ralph before and that didn't end well i've learned my lesson i've learned my lesson about helping people chat never help people people suck and they don't deserve shit and fuck them basically
0:46:19
Unknown_01:
Did the decks break up? Yeah, I think so.
Unknown_01: I think, actually, I don't know.
Unknown_01: Was that this year?
Unknown_01: Still about two weeks or so before I can get back to work. What's a good programming language to learn in two weeks to get a good job staying at home?
Unknown_01: JavaScript. It depends. Like, are you just trying to get work? Learn JavaScript. If you're black, learn JavaScript. You'll get a job at, like, some tech company in San Francisco.
0:46:51
Unknown_01:
JavaScript's pretty fucking easy to learn.
Unknown_01: And you can... It's the most in-demand language right now, so...
Unknown_01: You can't go wrong with them.
Unknown_01: Holy see.
Unknown_01: Look at this. Look at this bitch-ass motherfucking hungry taking all my shit. Bro, that's me. That's me you're eating into right there.
Unknown_01: Oh, thank you. You gave it back. That's what happens. Sometimes you just ask for shit and you get it.
0:47:25
Unknown_01:
Jazz is the most sophisticated hardcore programming language. That's a good joke.
Unknown_01: What if I'm the tinks? If you are a person of color, just learn JavaScript. And since Hungary was a pal, was a good friend to me, I'll actually give them back the banat. Can I do that?
Unknown_01: Bam. And I'll give them control of banat.
Unknown_01: Oh, I cannot do that. Wow, I regret doing that now because that's really ugly with the banat not included.
0:47:57
Unknown_01:
Learn, list, Chantel stocking update. Okay, the Chantel update is that she... Since Christmas, since around Christmas time, she has been losing her fucking mind over Nadir. Surprise, surprise, right? And then...
Unknown_01: She made a really big stink and it was a nasty fight. He brought over another fat woman who legit sounds just like Chantel. And I started calling her fake Chantel. And while she was over, she legit is losing her mind. And she's driving around his place. And she's saying all sorts of stupid shit. Me and Nadir were like fiancés. And if I asked him to marry me right now, he would totally do it. and she's like at his house and then she's waiting for him like he's eating he she knows that nadir is eating dinner with this other woman and she's legit just driving around in circles and she's seething and she's waiting for them to finish so that they can bring out her television and meanwhile she's just in his neighborhood driving around the neighborhood screaming at her camera like I can't believe that he did that. And it's like, oh, he says she's just a friend. She's not a fucking friend. And then people are like, hey, Chantel, didn't you say that you guys are not in a relationship? How do you have any right whatsoever to say that he shouldn't be in a relationship? And she's just, like, not having it. She does not give a fuck about what makes sense or not. Am I getting navel invaded?
0:49:14
Unknown_01:
Oh, France took over all of Turkey while I wasn't looking, because I thought that they wouldn't join the war. Oh, well.
0:49:51
Unknown_01:
She says that she's not back together with the guy, and she so fucking clearly is in a... She's calm, number one. She's been sedated, so obviously she's back with this guy.
Unknown_01: And she's just lying to her fans and saying, like, yeah, I'm totally not back with him, guys.
Unknown_01: And her fucking idiot fans will believe it.
Unknown_01: They just eat her shit constantly and they don't question it because they're retarded. She has the most docile pay pigs on the planet. Just incredible.
Unknown_01: Incredible how much shit they're willing to eat. Unquestionably.
0:50:33
Unknown_01:
What happened to the Young Turks?
Unknown_01: We got them so done. Yeah, exactly.
Unknown_01: They eat and they shit and they give her super chat money and they don't ask any fucking questions.
Unknown_01: She, she alternates between like, I'm going to get revenge on this guy. I'm going to be the worst fucking thing that ever happened to him. And then afterwards, after spending literally days every day on Christmas week, seething about Nadir on live stream for like six hours a day,
0:51:08
Unknown_01:
She then has the friggin' audacity, right, to come back and say, like, oh, I wish people would... That's bullshit. I had all that land. I deserve that.
Unknown_01: She has the friggin' audacity to come back and be like, oh, I wish people would... When I say I would like my privacy, I wish people would just respect my request and give me my privacy.
Unknown_01: literally after after seeing about him every fucking day for for weeks just don't get it i heard the paper she wants the bees yeah she i wish i wish people would just respect my power i just want to bees i just want to bees
0:52:03
Unknown_01:
And then she brings this shit up all the fucking time. Cause she needs, she needs like her chat to give her ass pats and emotional support.
Unknown_01: Jack Murphy. Okay. Chat. Tell me, tell me the story with Jack Murphy. Cause I've been, people have been screaming at me about fucking Jack Murphy and they don't know anything about him.
Unknown_01: From what I understand, he's just like,
Unknown_01: I think, well, from what I understand, he was like a MGTOW guy and then he is like a cuck now. He did like cuck holding pornography with his girlfriend.
0:52:37
Unknown_01:
I mean, I don't know. I heard about it, but I wasn't like, oh my god, I have to see more about this. This is so funny.
Unknown_01: It just seemed like, oh, this is like another fuckhead.
Unknown_01: He's an apex jerk. Stick it back.
Unknown_01: See, I've been too busy enjoying my video games to watch this man have other men fuck his wife.
Unknown_01: He calls himself homo-flexible, right? So he's like a gay in denial.
0:53:14
Unknown_01:
Metro-flexible. Pegging porn.
Unknown_01: Okay. He's now Mr. Alpha Chet and the cuck stuff hurt his feelings.
Unknown_01: Don't let other people fuck your wife, I guess. This is a lesson to be learned.
0:53:48
Unknown_01:
Oh, speaking of PPP, what happened with him?
Unknown_01: Is he, like... Is he actually gone? Has PPP died? Okay, they added this in the last expansion pack, by the way. It's a really cool, like, supply system.
Unknown_01: Apparently a lot of people don't like it, but I actually like it. It makes sense how it works.
Unknown_01: Um...
0:54:21
Unknown_01:
ppp crack ppp began became a fat gay clown ppp is killing his shitty new clown character what shitty new clown character the the the jester guy that did like the trial stuff
Unknown_01: It was a Squire post. Oh, so his I'm leaving the internet thing is like, was the Squire guy saying goodbye? Wow, that's fucking gay.
Unknown_01: Sorry, PPP Chads.
Unknown_01: I really don't know what he was doing.
Unknown_01: Such a strange decision.
Unknown_01: Like, people like, I mean, it's like the lowest effort format possible. Like, you just stand in front of the camera and you make fun of people, and they can't do anything about it because you're, like, you're fat. Like, oh, this fat person is making fun of me. What do you do, take it seriously? You cry about it? Like, you can't do anything.
0:55:12
Unknown_01:
Right? Like, that was just shtick. And then to be like, oh, actually, I'm going to bring on these other characters and I'm going to have a fight with my boyfriend and shit. Maybe don't do that. What am I seething about? How am I seething? Why am I always seething? Everyone says that I'm seething all the time. It's like, can I not, like, disagree with something without it being, like, a rage? Like, come on now.
0:55:51
Unknown_01:
You're not being fair to me.
Unknown_01: I don't get it. I'm not doing- I did nothing wrong.
Unknown_01: Shit.
Unknown_01: For this exact real- What's my- I don't know. People are confusing. I don't know what you want anymore. That's why I play video games.
0:56:22
Unknown_03:
Oh, jeez.
Unknown_01: What the PPP e-girl story? Um, apparently he just, like, sex girls on Discord, which, if you need even more reason to never fucking use Discord, like, if PPP can't escape, like, his bullshit with, um, with Discord, nobody else has a chance in hell. Just stay out of that.
0:56:56
Unknown_01:
He was a fake Christian? I don't think that's true. He knows way too much about the Bible to be a faker. You know what I mean? I know a little bit, but I can't cite individual verses and stuff. If he is a faker, he was definitely serious about it at some point.
Unknown_01: There's a little calendar. It doesn't matter. I've been arguing with people in the Wings of Redemption thread about his trolls.
0:57:29
Unknown_01:
And they're like, no, it's all in good fun and shit. And it's like, no, there's something about Discord which inherently makes everything fucking gay. You cannot escape it no matter how hard you try, no matter, you know. Oh, I lost Corsica. That sucks. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much you stay out of it, how good your intentions are and shit, it's just like you cannot possibly stay straight when you're on Discord. You know what I mean?
0:58:02
Unknown_01:
And I legit don't know what causes it, even.
Unknown_01: I couldn't even speculate. I think it's just because everything is, like, private. Everything's, like, private, and there's no accountability. Like, if you say something gay on the forum, it's like people will see that you said something gay on the site, and they'll make fun of you. But then on Discord, you can just, like, delete everything. And it's not like a website, so people have more issues screencapping shit for posterity. There's no accountability structure on Discord.
Unknown_01: So people feel more at ease to act like retarded people.
0:58:45
Unknown_01:
I just explained. It's not like the Kiwi Farms. Because the Kiwi Farms has accountability. It's not a monolith. People who think the forum's a monolith are retarded.
Unknown_01: It's not even that it's full of, like, furries and degenerates and shit. It's just... They, um... The people on it... Just have this sense of security that what they say will never follow them. Because it's this temporary... It's just this temporary place where nothing matters. Oh, there's my war deck from the Soviet Union.
0:59:22
Unknown_01:
The VTuber thread? What about the VTuber? I don't know why people get upset about the VTuber thread. I had my issues with it, and then they doxxed some VTuber who was like a creepy pedophile, and now I'm okay with them.
Unknown_01: You can say that about people in RuneScape. But RuneScape isn't a communications platform. It's not for that purpose. Whereas Discord is nothing but that purpose.
1:00:02
Unknown_01:
Germany is right there.
Unknown_01: The Telltale Walking Dead games. I actually played the first one on PC with my little cousin the year that it came out around Christmas time.
Unknown_01: And I remember we played the game and there's one scene where there's a bunch of hillbillies and they're cooking people. They're cannibalizing people.
1:00:41
Unknown_01:
And...
Unknown_01: like in the game you're supposed like you have the option every time a dialogue option comes up you have the option to be like to like freak out to press the issue or to try to handle things more diplomatically and when it came time i'm gonna quit because i'm getting too distracted uh when it came time for you to address the the the what's it called
1:01:13
Unknown_01:
oh so okay so these people are eating people they're cannibalizing people you find out that they're cannibalizing people and we played through it the first time and every time you have an option to speak you also have the option to say absolutely nothing and that happens by default if you just let like the um the timer run out so after we played through it i was like wait i want to go through that and figure out what happens again if um if you say nothing and
Unknown_01: I wonder if this is a YouTube video. I'm not explaining it well, but I want to show you guys.
Unknown_01: What's it called? Walking Dead game. Cannibalism saying nothing.
Unknown_01: I don't know if I can find this exact thing.
1:02:08
Unknown_01:
It's just when I when we played through it, it was hysterical because like, OK, the way that it happens is you come downstairs and you've made the realization that they're harvesting living people upstairs so that you can eat and your your friends are all at the table about to dig in. And what you're supposed to do is supposed to run in there and supposed to be like, no, don't eat them. It's made of people. But if you say nothing, you just sit there and you stare at them. And then everyone starts thinking like, what's wrong, huh? What's happening? This food sure is good. And then they start going like, wait, what's actually wrong? Why aren't you saying anything? And then they start throwing up. It's like, oh my God, it's made of people.
Unknown_01: and you don't say anything they just come to the conclusion based on you standing there gawking at them like a retard that they're actually eating human flesh and you're just done into silence uh and that was very very funny i remember me and my cousins were like laughing so hard we were crying
1:03:08
Unknown_01:
The illusion of choice. Yeah, that's a prime game for like, oh, your choices actually didn't matter. Because my thought was, oh, if we go back and – because what happens is immediately after you find out that you're eating people, it becomes like a combat scene. I think you kill all the hillbillies and they shoot at you or something and you get locked in like a freezer and you have to break out. So like you can't stay on that farm. But I was thinking, like, oh, maybe if you don't say anything, you can, like, stay on the farm. And that's, like, how the game will have the choice, right? If you just choose to keep it secret, maybe you can stay. But no, they freak out anyways, and you're forced to confront them about the cannibalism, even if you're like, whatever. I'll eat people. I'm hungry.
1:03:41
Unknown_01:
Those are Witcher-level choices. I've never played Witcher.
Unknown_01: That's apparently a hot take. Apparently, all the gamers, all the hashtag gamers love The Witcher, but it's like, I don't know. I think I have it. I think I played a little bit of it, but it's just like...
1:04:18
Unknown_01:
I don't know. I wasn't enthralled by the adventure of Catman and the boobas.
Unknown_01: The Polish Catman and the boobas. I was like, oh, whatever. The combat's kind of repetitive. I'm not into it. I just stopped playing it.
Unknown_01: Look at this. The Duality of Man. Ghost Vanguard says Witcher 3 is good. Hector Newman says Witcher 3 sucks. So now I don't know who to believe. It's split right down the middle.
1:04:51
Unknown_01:
Israeli hands type this.
Unknown_01: I blame Fable for all the your choices matter bullshit taking off. Do you remember the promises the lead did made? They were absurd.
Unknown_01: um yes i know what you're talking about peter molyneux he made god people probably don't even know this anymore like all the little kids listening they don't know that back in the day there was a pc game called fable and peter molyneux the head developer said like every choice mattered and you could be you could like grow up and raise like a family and all this shit
1:05:28
Unknown_01:
And like at the time it was a super ambitious thing, but then it was just like a mediocre game. But he invented the idea of like a good and evil thing where like if you made evil choices, you would physically become more evil. And if you made good choices, you would have better karma.
Unknown_01: And then you would start looking more like an angel. But then, of course, when you have a system like that, it's completely arbitrary. You know what I mean? And you, like, lose money. You, like, lose karma for, like, bullshit. Because based on what the developers think.
1:06:03
Unknown_01:
So I will tell you this. I will tell you...
Unknown_01: my absolute favorite game as a kid made by the same developer um that never ever ever made a a sequel well the game was a sequel but they never made another one here
Unknown_01: firefox look at this it's called black and white 2 and you can make your you pick the like a monster and then uh i always pick the cow because i like the cow and you could either make them by being a you can either make them an angie evil cow or a good cow and the only way you could play this here's how you win right play the game and you're like on an island and there's like all these little villages no that's roller coasters i can't There's all these little villages on the island, right? And you could either make your town so nice and cool and awesome that everybody else was like, oh my God, I want to immigrate to this cool town with a nice cow. And you would be attacked by the bad guys and you had to defend your nice town from all these shitty people trying to fuck your shit up. And then if you made it so nice that everyone was like, fuck it, we're going to go join that side and live in that town, then you win. Or you could make it an evil cow and you could raise your own army and kill all the nice people in their nice towns.
1:07:31
Unknown_01:
That was the gist of it. Your character was like a floating hand and you could throw spells. You had to drag your mouse and slingshot spells across the map.
Unknown_01: And, uh, there was a, there was a expansion pack where you had to fight another God who was like the most evil God ever. And it's kind of weird. Like if you played the evil guy, you were, you had to be more evil than the other evil God. So I guess the people who you were rolling over didn't really have much of a choice because they were fucked regardless, but.
1:08:12
Unknown_01:
I always played the nice one. I always made a really nice town. I had a nice cow.
Unknown_01: And everyone was super jealous, and they wanted to join. Is that on Steam? I don't know.
Unknown_01: I haven't played it in forever. I doubt it even runs on modern systems. I'm the only person in the world who remembers this fucking game, so there's not much demand for it.
Unknown_01: Did you hear Lost Ark is going to be censored in the Western release? I can't be bothered to care. Okay, look. Let me show you what I think.
1:08:45
Unknown_01:
Why I stopped caring about this.
Unknown_01: This. Let me show you.
Unknown_01: There is a free-to-play MMORPG called Terra. And in Terra, there is a literal lollicon character called the Ellen. And the whole thing is that they just look like little girls. That's it. It's from Korea. And there was a big stink on G.
Unknown_01: about censoring the ellen and their the cosmetic costumes it's like look they they slightly they made the little child characters in this game put on a shirt so that they're not just wearing like a thong as like an eight-year-old like and i'm just like how am i how am i supposed to be outraged of this Like, oh no, you can't play this character in a video game. Wow, our censors have gone one step too far this time. Look at this. They complete literally unplayable chat. If I can't play the character on the left, well, I'm not playing at all. I'll pirate the official Korean version, which is exactly how it's meant to be played. Like, fuck off.
1:09:27
Unknown_01:
It's just butt shots. Terra or Guild Wars 2 NeoGAF. And then someone posts this and I'm like, obviously you should play Terra. I'm like, okay.
1:10:06
Unknown_01:
And, you know, it's not even like they, I'm sure it's not even that they were censored, like, by the government. Like, I'm sure that Uncle Abe didn't step in and say, you will censor the Ellen characters so you don't get to sell your game in America. I'm pretty sure that what they did is they said, ho-ho, Mr. American Importer Man. We want to sell Terra into America and get an American dollar. And the guy goes, okay, my name is Todd Smith, and I'm going to be looking at this. Now, it appears you have a naked eight-year-old in your video game. That's not going to appeal well to most players in Western Europe. Oh, no, no, she is not eight years old. She is a 5,000-year-old demon alien character.
1:10:42
Unknown_01:
She looks like an eight-year-old, sir. If you want to sell this to people in America, you're going to have to put a shirt on her. Oh, okay. I see it. We will censor it for the American piggies who cannot handle the sexy Edwin character. Okay.
Unknown_01: I think that's more in line as opposed to Uncle Sam being like, oh, no, you can't. It's illegal. It's illegal to sell this. It's just not what people want except for fucking weirdos on Vee.
1:11:20
Unknown_01:
Asian people look young, yeah.
Unknown_01: Okay.
Unknown_01: What if it's an entire species? Like, if they are cat girls but the size of house cats, is it still allowed? Dude, that character is obviously, like, a flat-chested eight-year-old girl with bunny ears. That's not... That's not, like, a small woman. I grow to hate... V is awful. V is a terrible word. Here's another thing. Like, I tried to, um...
Unknown_01: At various times, I've tried to go to the VG board to talk to people playing different games. This is a blue board, which means it's safe for work, right?
1:11:54
Unknown_01:
And I think that none of these people actually play any video games. That's what I've come to the conclusion of. So if you go to the board, it's all just like softcore porn for the characters that are in the video game that they play.
Unknown_01: Like this. Oh, I'm sure the guy who posted this really just loves BlazBlue. I'm sure this game is about BlazBlue, and everyone here just loves playing BlazBlue. Like, no, dude. Like, you're all, like...
1:12:29
Unknown_01:
I just can't imagine that these people actually play this fucking game they just masturbate to it and they masturbate to the oh this is a hentai game thread so that one is Diablo 2 resurrected oh I love Diablo 2 I'm sure that this guy just loves Diablo 2 a lot like this is just like all these people are like addicted to porn and they just like talk about jerking off to shit
1:13:01
Unknown_01:
there's not like a single oh here space station 13 is the first thread that i see that actually has like a screenshot of the fucking video game as their as their general that's perfect what a wholesome community i don't know
Unknown_01: This is how you know I'm an old man. All this shit, I just look at this shit and think, like, this is fucking stupid. This is gay. This is shit I, as a 29-year-old turning 30 this year, do not care about anymore. Stay off the internet, grow crops instead, exactly.
Unknown_01: Sex sells, but they're not selling the game. They're playing it.
1:13:55
Unknown_01:
Um, have you ever played dark souls? This is true. I have installed dark souls.
Unknown_01: And then I got to the big demon near the start that like crushes columns. And he's like a four legged thing with a big stick. And I died a couple of times and I just thought this fucking sucks. And I stopped playing it.
Unknown_01: um i don't i don't give a fuck if it's like oh this is like so cool this is like like you gotta die die again only real gamers only real gamers play filtered filtered only real gamers can play dark souls like fuck you i don't enjoy beating my head into a fucking wall over and over again
1:14:41
Unknown_01:
My thing is very simple. If I'm not having fun, it's not worth my fucking time. My time is very thin, okay?
Unknown_01: There's a lot of things that I could be doing at any given second where if I'm not having fun, it is not worth the time. And that's true even outside of video games. It's true with anything. If I'm watching something and it irritates me, it's like, fuck it. If I'm reading a thread and it pisses me off, I'm like, fuck it. I do not have the seconds left in my life to spend it being irritated or not having fun.
1:15:16
Unknown_01:
I don't play those games.
Unknown_01: All my games. I'm on Linux, okay? Let me show you this, actually. Show you I'm not joking here. Um...
Unknown_01: uh but uh i'm scared i'm scared to show anything actually i do want to show my i've never shown my desktop before actually though that would be kind of cool is there a way to do this
1:15:55
Unknown_01:
Here, okay. That's my desktop. You see, I'm on Manjaro. I got my snake right here. I got my snake.
Unknown_01: The only reason why I have Discord is because that's where I talk to people in regards to Rust. And I do it on a secret account. Nobody knows. And I'm sure if you joined this to try and find me, you would never find me. Because it's such a secret account. You would never be able to find it.
Unknown_01: And my point was, is that you cannot...
1:16:27
Unknown_01:
You can't play any games on Linux except Paradox games. So I play Hearts of Iron 4 and Europa Universe Solace.
Unknown_01: Trun desktop.
Unknown_01: Discord will make... I already had the Sneed cord. I survived the Sneed cord.
Unknown_01: Go in all Rust servers and search Sneed.
Unknown_01: Don't do that.
1:17:06
Unknown_01:
Isn't Steam making improvements? Yeah, it already is. You can emulate some games, but Paradox games are the only ones that work native.
Unknown_01: Viki 3 hype. I've never played Viki 2, so I don't have any hype for it.
Unknown_01: I do use Proton. But it doesn't work all the time.
Unknown_01: And it doesn't work with easy anti-cheat. So I can't play... My favorite first-person shooter of all time, Paladins, is off-limits to me. Speaking of games made for pornography and nothing else...
1:17:42
Unknown_01:
What happens to the Kiwi Farms Minecraft server? It was one of the worst projects I've ever maintained.
Unknown_01: You wouldn't understand unless you've tried to do it, but Minecraft is awful.
Unknown_01: Despite the fact that it's been around for 14 fucking years at this point, Minecraft is a single-threaded game. that doesn't offload much to multithreads. So in my head, I had, oh, let's do a cool anarchy server, right? There will be like a starting area. And then, you know, I'll try to get like a bunch of people on because, you know, everyone has Minecraft and we'll do like a huge 64 player server. And it's like, no, you can't, you don't get to do that. Minecraft does not work effectively. It doesn't run at all. So you have to do all sorts of hacks and disable all NPCs and all this shit. And it was just fucking awful. And then at some point, the save corrupted.
1:18:25
Unknown_01:
And there was like a seed difference. It was just awful. It was so awful to run. It was worse than Space Station 13. When I streamed Dwarf Fortress.
1:18:58
Unknown_01:
Actually...
Unknown_01: Hold up. You reminded me of something. I wonder if I still have this.
Unknown_01: Let's see. Hello, everyone. Oh, shit. That's a video I was watching about Hearts of Iron. Do I still have this video?
Unknown_01: Is it private?
Unknown_01: Oh, did I delete it?
1:19:29
Unknown_01:
Oh, that sucks. I, um, I posted to my YouTube channel probably 10 years ago, a video where, um, I was playing Dwarf Fortress and there was, uh, I, I had built a big ass fucking thing, right?
Unknown_01: And a giant was coming, which is a big deal. They can be really strong. They can fuck your shit up.
Unknown_01: And I let the game play for a bit. And the giant is approaching my fortress. And then it just dies. It just drops dead. And I'm thinking, like, what the fuck happened? So I look at it. And it was a giant made of water. and i was in an ice biome i was in like a tundra so the thing literally froze to death walking to my fortress he just toppled over dead because he froze because he was made of water and i had uh i had a video of this because i thought it was hysterical and i deleted it for some reason i would totally show it to you right now but unfortunately it's gone forever
1:20:40
Unknown_01:
I'm not doing in real life streaming. Why would you even want that? Why do you want me to die? Why do you want me to be like a crack addict?
Unknown_01: Why are all the games Josh plays somewhat autistic? Because normal games suck. The games I like are games where you can do stupid, unconventional stuff.
Unknown_01: I hate playing games the right way. I really like to play games the wrong way.
1:21:14
Unknown_01:
I'll give you an example, and this won't make sense to anyone that hasn't played League of Legends, but...
Unknown_01: When I played League of Legends, I never played a normal character ever. I would play the least played shit, and I'd play them wrong. And I remember I would play with, like, Clarity and Clairvoyance. And if you don't know what those are, in League of Legends, you can pick summoner spells, right? So you have a list of spells. The ones that everyone picks is Flash...
Unknown_01: and smite like pretty almost like it's two spells big list flash is the little thing that teleports you just a little ways away that's it but it's mandatory if you want to play league of legends you have to play with flash every game and if you play jungler your other spell has to be smite and if it's not it has to be ignite and if it's not that it has to be exhaust you have like a list you had used to have a list of like 12 different spells One of your spells had to be flash, the other had to be one of three things.
1:22:14
Unknown_01:
And I hated that. I hated that there was a right way to play the game. And I always picked unconventional stuff like Clairvoyance, which illuminated a part of the map far away from you for a little time, which I found very useful, so I picked it. And then the other one gave you a burst of mana so you could stay in lane longer. And I picked them, and people, the monkeys that played League of Legends would have a meltdown. They would say, oh god, a troll, he's playing with clairvoyance, we literally cannot win the game unless he has Flash Ignite. He has, I'm quitting, I'm quitting and I'm reporting you for trolling an ability of his unless you change to Flash Ignite right now. and like the literally mental breakdown over my spells my spells which in a normal situation flash and ignite do nothing for the other player it's not like i'm depriving them of utility by not picking the right things in fact fucking clairvoyance and uh clarity would give you shit that that the other ones don't but they would get angry that i didn't play the right way they would legit throw it it And this is why that game is so fucking awful. You're stuck in that match for 15 minutes, bare minimum. And if they refuse to surrender, you're stuck in there for half an hour.
1:23:34
Unknown_01:
So you play the game, and you're like, oh, I want to play Soraka, and I want to play with Ghost and Clairvoyance, because that's what I think works best on Soraka, and I'm going to play with these spells. And then someone's like, oh, my God, we have a troll, and I'm just going to feed. So this guy, the game starts, and this motherfucker runs down mid lane and gives up kills over and over again. He spends 15 minutes doing this, forcing an early surrender.
Unknown_01: And it's entirely because I didn't pick the summoner spells, which doesn't affect him in any way. It's just the worst fucking game on the planet.
1:24:09
Unknown_01:
That's why I don't play Dota or League. League is just not fun.
Unknown_01: Dota can be fun, but I get bored of it real fast. I play for like a week. Last time I played, I played as the raccoon.
Unknown_01: The squirrel girl.
Unknown_01: She throws nuts at people. She bops nuts in their face. I was like, you can't move, fucker. Here's your combo with Squirrel Girl and Dota. You plant a tree real quick, and then you put a net on them and the tree at the same time. The tree that you just grew. She's very good at planting trees and throwing nuts in people's faces.
1:24:49
Unknown_01:
hearthstone is based i played that too if you don't know um there was a once upon a time blizzard was trying to break in to all the different highly competitive games so they made their own team fortress 2 which is overwatch which was my very successful for a short period of time and then they made hearthstone which oh wait hearthstone's the card game
1:25:28
Unknown_01:
What's the other one?
Unknown_01: Heroes of the Storm. Heroes of the Storm is... They wanted to make a card game because those were popular. And then they made Heroes of the Storm, which was a League of Legends or Dota by Blizzard. And Heroes of the Storm...
Unknown_01: It's the same reason why I like Paladins. Heroes of the Storm was so sloppy and shitty and stupid that I couldn't get mad at it. It was just dumb fun. You play it and then you throw your character and you just do stupid shit and if you fucking lose, who cares? If you win, who cares? And sometimes you have fun. As opposed to Dota where it's like you're playing and people are screaming at you in fucking Russian. The worst games of Dota I ever had were when I was in Ukraine. Because I don't know how they knew, but no matter what I tried... they would not put me in matches with people who spoke english i was when i lived in ukraine and i tried to play dota and i tried changing my phone number to my american phone number i tried using a vpn from the uk it does not matter what i tried valve knew i was in ukraine and they put me in the slavic servers And it was hell. Playing with Russians in Dota 2 was absolute fucking hell. And because I was in Ukraine, Valve would not let me out. They would not let me out of the Sukabliat zone. And it's just a fucking nightmare. It's the worst. I put my language to English. I changed my phone number. I had a VPN on. I restarted my entire computer. and reinstalled Steam entirely using a VPN and they fucking knew somehow that I was there and they would not let me out.
1:27:15
Unknown_01:
Just awful. That was a legit terrible experience.
Unknown_01: If you play Dota and you go into the lobby, they connect you to whatever city you're in. So if you ever want to play Dota and stream Dota, you have to be careful not to dox yourself because you'll boot up and you'll get connected to whatever city they know you're in. And I would boot up, and it doesn't matter what I did. I was always in Odessa as my chat, and it was just a bunch of Slavs, and they were spamming invites to their parties and shit. And it's just like, how do you know? How do you know? I just want to play with people who speak my fucking language. That was the most isolating thing about being in Ukraine, actually, is that even when I went online to play video games, my favorite game at the time was Dota.
1:27:46
Unknown_01:
uh i couldn't i never got to hear english it was that was that was worse than just living in a place where people didn't speak english because i could get by with what i knew but the fact i couldn't even go on to play dota with people from uh from western europe who spoke english that was that was hard that was harder than like going out i sent the dota gulag
1:28:26
Unknown_01:
Any New Year's resolutions? A few. I want to continue losing weight.
Unknown_01: I'll probably post my final... Because I'm doing my fasting tomorrow. Because today's Friday. And I eat pizza on Sunday. So...
Unknown_01: On Sunday morning, I'll post my final weigh-in video. I probably gained a little bit because I've been eating more around Christmas, which is to be expected.
Unknown_01: I can't remember my last weight. Give me a second. I have it on a note somewhere.
1:29:07
Unknown_01:
When I was at my heaviest, I was on...
Unknown_01: I was in Ukraine. I was at my absolute heaviest. I was 295. Which is... 133.8 kilograms. And the last time I weighed myself was before Christmas. But I was down to 121... Or 112.1 kilograms. Which is about... Um... 247 pounds.
1:29:43
Unknown_01:
So I'm probably about 248 now, which is about 50 pounds of weight over two years or so.
Unknown_01: Still fat? Yeah.
Unknown_01: I've been fat my entire... There's literally never been a time in my life where I was not fat. The skinniest I ever was... I started gaining weight in the second grade. And the skinniest I ever was was when I was in Portland. And I was down to 185.
Unknown_01: But I'm about where I'm usually at. 250. 250.
1:30:15
Unknown_01:
Literally just don't eat. I don't. I eat less every day. I don't eat at all the day before I eat out. And when I eat out, I still don't, like I'm not binging 4,000 calories. I'm still eating 2,000 or so. Maybe a little bit more, but it evens out.
1:30:47
Unknown_01:
Did PPP gain his weight back? That sucks.
Unknown_01: But, I mean, like, that's obviously going to happen. If you're on a crash diet where you're just like, I'm not going to eat for fucking three weeks straight except for, you know, a can of soda pop and some apples. I'm going to eat 200 calories. I'm going to water fast for a week at a time. Like, obviously, you're going to binge. It's just...
Unknown_01: It's just obvious. The reason why, by the way, that people diet like that
1:31:19
Unknown_01:
is that when you're like a fat bastard, it's so much easier to have an all or nothing mentality. Oh, speaking of diet, uh, the one thing I'm changing, I'm doing keto. I'm doing keto for a little bit. Um, cause I just want, I, the most, the time I lost all that weight and got down to 185, I'm doing keto and I, I'm not going to do it forever. I just want to do it a little bit. Um, cause it does, it works.
Unknown_01: Keto is cringe. Keto with pizza. I might have to stop eating pizza. Um,
1:31:53
Unknown_01:
Hate to hear it. Ralph living like a kang up in Vegas. He eating pizza every fucking day. He eating his beer and shit. And then eating steak. Eating 40 ounces of plain beef.
Unknown_01: Meanwhile, I got to cut out the pizza.
Unknown_01: Tomato sauce is sugar.
Unknown_02: Yes.
Unknown_01: Keto works. I'll do it for a little bit. And then once I'm satisfied with that, I will start eating carbs again.
Unknown_01: But, oh, my point was is that, like, fat people do all or nothing diets because it's easier.
1:32:29
Unknown_01:
It's easier to say I'm not going to eat than it is to say, like, I'm going to eat healthy. It's way easier to eat zero calories than it is to eat 1,600 calories. You know what I mean? Because you have to measure that. You have to make good choices. You have to commit to them. And you have to make complicated decisions.
Unknown_01: several times a day as opposed to making one decision and then uh finding ways to distract yourself but then once once you're done with that because you will eventually be bored of that uh you backtrack meal prep two times a week is not hard it it It's hard to explain. I don't think a lot of people realize that when you grow up in a family that doesn't have a good relationship with food, you grow up with no skills regarding food.
1:33:15
Unknown_01:
If you've been thin your entire life, it's like with how money stays in families. When you grow up with a family that knows how to deal with money, how to be good with money, You just naturally learn how to be good with money. And you know what things to focus on. You develop good habits. You learn them from your parents. If you have a family that knows how to eat and you've been thin your entire life, you have a healthy, natural understanding of your body's relationship with food. You maintain it, probably.
1:33:54
Unknown_01:
Uh, if you don't, you don't know how to cook. You don't know what meal prep is. You don't think about food until you're hungry. And then you're like, ah, fuck it. I'll have, you know, I'll eat, I'll go to Burger King or whatever. And then, and then you stay fat. That's just how it is.
Unknown_01: You forced change, you idiot. Why are you angry? I made the mistake of talking about food again. This is like with my summoner spells. I get all these people like, no, you can't eat pizza once a week. You can't do it. It's not fair.
1:34:26
Unknown_01:
I'm going to go down mid lane because you're eating pizza. It affects me.
Unknown_01: Mobility Mary died. That's true.
Unknown_01: People figured out that she died because they looked up the house. Actually, you know what? I'll pull this up now that I think about it.
1:34:57
Unknown_01:
They looked up the house. She did get doxxed. Someone doxxed her after the stream.
Unknown_01: Where is Mobility Mary's thread?
Unknown_01: Is it just in the meta theater net throne?
Unknown_01: There's a picture of, I mean, it's kind of sad, actually. It's a picture of mobility, Mary and, or her scooter. And it's just in a garage, uh, at the house that was, uh, identified to be hers.
1:35:31
Unknown_01:
And it's just sitting there because she's dead and they're selling the house now. But that house is like in the middle of fucking L.A. So it's worth like millions of dollars.
1:36:08
Unknown_01:
Mobility Mary, I did a stream on her. If you don't know, it's on some of the men at the Internet site.
Unknown_01: Is the bird safe? I don't know. I'm assuming that if she's dead, it's in animal care or something. I wish you could have seen her. I think there was a picture of her. I just don't remember where it got posted.
Unknown_01: Don't move till I...
1:36:46
Unknown_01:
Okay, no, listen. My point about the food was that it is hard to develop that skill. It is something that you have to work on, which is why people who are fat and who were fat their entire lives will commit to a crash diet over changing how they eat because it's hard to change how you eat. It is very hard to change your relationship with food, which is your only relationship with food that you've done your entire life, Versus just saying, I'm not going to eat. Which is why when PPP said, I'm just going to do a water fast for however long it takes to lose 200 fucking pounds. It's just like, okay, dude. You might lose the weight. You might win a competition or whatever the fuck. But you're going to gain it back.
1:37:22
Unknown_01:
I don't understand. Like, what are you mad about? I'm...
Unknown_01: I'm losing weight.
Unknown_01: I'm eating right. Why are you upset with me?
1:38:00
Unknown_01:
I just don't get it. I really don't understand what people are upset about.
Unknown_01: I mean, it's just like it's weird when the chat becomes like overwhelmingly negative about food shit all the fucking time. It's like all I'm saying is that is a fact is that people who have a bad relationship. I'm fucking right.
1:38:37
Unknown_01:
She died because she was old, dude.
Unknown_02: I don't know.
Unknown_01: I don't... It's just like, whatever. It's like people arguing against a position I didn't even take.
1:39:10
Unknown_01:
And I don't get it.
Unknown_01: It is like the most emotionally triggering topic for any thread. It's like with Chantel. Every time Chantel has an argument with her...
Unknown_01: Her chat with food. Chantel's audience is like the worst fucking people on the planet. Because they're proper Karens. And they really are demanding with how she behaves and what her interests are. Especially about COVID shit. Speaking of...
1:39:42
Unknown_01:
I think that the COVID shit will end soon. I have a feeling that the Omicron stuff, if you don't know, the Omicron variant has a really high infection rate, but it has a lower mortality than the others. So chances are it's going to spread. People are going to develop a natural, healthy immunity to it. And then the mortality rate will be so low that nobody can justify keeping things closed. And I get what here's what here's the double edged sword of that, though. I think that the health professionals are going to come out and say the vaccines worked. Omicron is less effective if the vaccines help accomplish that. And the government was completely in the right. And the government did this by themselves. The government fixed this.
1:40:15
Unknown_01:
The WHO fixed this. Dr. Fauci guided us through these troubling times and everything we did was was the right response. And then they'll lift everything up and everything will be fine because everything's fine already. And the fucking the cattle, the docile people will just be like, oh, I guess they're right. Look, everything's fine. And that will be that'll be the end of it. I think that's what's going to happen. Did I get the vaccine? No, I'm unvaccinated and it's hell. I can't do anything.
1:40:50
Unknown_01:
I cannot do a fucking thing. And, um, it sucks, but I'm not going to like, I couldn't go out and do anything for Christmas. Cause it was all, you had to be vaccinated. You had to have proof of it. And she was like, I'm not doing it.
Unknown_01: I'm not doing it. I guess I'm not doing anything for Christmas.
Unknown_01: I even, I even drove out to, um,
Unknown_01: A place that still had, like, Christmas markets and stuff. Because they're not... The Orthodox people don't have Christmas markets. Because Orthodox Christmas is, like, in January.
1:41:23
Unknown_01:
But I went to a Catholic area. And it was still... You had to have a fucking vaccine passport. Even here. It's like, well, fuck it. I guess I'm not buying anything here then. Bye-bye.
Unknown_01: Did I spend Christmas with V? Maybe I should have. Maybe things are different in Romania. Are they Orthodox in Romania?
Unknown_01: Religion in Romania.
1:42:02
Unknown_01:
Roman Orthodox Christians. 81%. Huh.
Unknown_01: I did not think that they would be Orthodox in Romania. I thought they would be Catholics. Catholics.
Unknown_01: Only Russia and Serbia have Christmas on the 7th. Ukraine does too. Ukrainian Christmas is on the 7th.
Unknown_01: The vaccine will suffer greater when you'll be sent back to the U.S. I mean, I guess. I'm probably already forced to go back to the U.S. If things don't get any better, what option do I have?
1:42:34
Unknown_01:
Why is it the day after the Epiphany?
Unknown_01: I think it's because of the Epiphany that they have Christmas after New Year's. And because Christmas is so close to New Year's, or after New Year's, New Year's is a way bigger deal in Orthodox countries.
1:43:08
Unknown_01:
Would it be so bad to go back to the U.S.? Yeah.
Unknown_01: I have no hope for the U.S.
Unknown_01: I have no hope for the U.S., but I don't really have any hope for anywhere else either. You know what I mean? And the U.S. has different problems that are equally bad as in Europe.
Unknown_01: And, I mean, part of the reason why things are so bad in Europe is that Europe is dominated by the U.S. And it's really funny. The one thing I've learned from, like, Hearts of Iron and reading about history about that time period, about the World War I, World War II, is people often paint the war as just, like, evil fascists trying to take over the whole world. That wasn't really what it was about. Um...
1:43:54
Unknown_01:
Germany, Italy, and Japan had a lining interest in that they were all terrified of being a vassal to the United States. They were all terrified of being a small fish. Because... The great powers came in, they carved up China, they carved up Indochina and Vietnam and Malaysia and Indonesia, and they carved it up like it was property. And Japan sat there and they saw this and they thought, either we are going to be a big fish and we're going to have a colony, or we're going to be the little fish and we're going to be dominated. Adolf Hitler said that Germany would either be an empire or it would not be at all. And Mussolini had similar fears that Italy was now becoming a bystander in world affairs when it used to be the center of the entire world for hundreds of years. So all three of them wanted not to conquer the world, but to be on equal footing with the United Kingdom and the United States. That's what they wanted. And the United Kingdom and the U.S. did not want them to be on equal footing. They wanted to own them and dominate them. And that's what they accomplished. And we remember it. We're taught that this was a victory for democracy and people and human rights. And it was never, ever, ever at any time about human rights or democracy. That's just the history, how it was written.
1:45:13
Unknown_01:
So when you live in Europe, you live as a vassal to a country called the United States. And a lot of what the United States wants, especially in regards to banking and international finances, like the system that the banking system runs on is called SWIFT and it's entirely operated by the U.S. To the point where famously, for instance...
Unknown_01: A lot of art that came from Germany before the war has been declared to be stolen Jewish art. So there's a ton of paintings and stuff that are internationally recognized as being the art of Jews that was stolen by the Nazis and which cannot be sold or traded. They belong to a NGO that handles Nazi stolen property.
1:45:53
Unknown_01:
But a private seller in the Netherlands or something wanted to buy some of this art from a private seller in Switzerland. So they made a bank transfer to complete the sale of this private trade of art. But the U.S. believed that this art belonged to the Jews and was stolen. So they canceled the payment. They said you're not allowed to use Swift to transfer money between two private people for the sale of this art because it belongs to the Jews and not to you. And that is the type of power that the U.S. flexes every day over every country in the entire world. And the countries that don't go along with it are North Korea, Iran, and Russia.
1:46:37
Unknown_01:
and uh like syria and you know what those countries have in common is that we shit on them we malign them as horrible dictators that are tyrants and all this shit and we need to invade them and spread democracy and all that and there's a reason for that venezuela venezuela too
1:47:17
Unknown_01:
America is an evil country. And if you ever learn anything from me, you should learn that the U.S. is evil. You should not like America. You should not think America is a great place. You should never want to go to the U.S. If you're a European, you should want to if you're from Europe, you want to go back to Europe. If you're in Europe, you want to stay in Europe.
Unknown_00: Do not think that, oh, my country sucks.
Unknown_01: So what I need to do is go to the U.S. or it'll be better because the U.S. is the beating heart of the Antichrist.
Unknown_01: But if I go back to the US, I don't know.
Unknown_01: I don't know what I'll do.
1:47:49
Unknown_01:
I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer, but that's what I'm thinking about. It's like, what do I do? What state? What do I expect? Do I even expect... Because I see all this shit from the US, and I know it's not like that everywhere, but... There's this video that gets posted a lot, and it's a bunch of black women at a high school. It's like a class where there's one white kid
Unknown_01: And there's a bunch of black kids, and the entire class is disrupted, and the black kids are dancing on the table. And the one white kid is trying to study and do his homework, and they're all fucking with him and hitting him with books and dancing on his desk and shit.
1:48:29
Unknown_01:
That is the literal U.S. public school system. And if they outlaw private school, then you don't even have the option of not sitting your kids there.
Unknown_01: They're constantly trying to take guns away, which is the only way you're able to... Why the vaccine shit wasn't as strong in the U.S. is because people they knew that if they sent people to enforce vaccination mandates, they would end up dead. And it would take like five people to die trying to enforce vaccine mandates before the entire system collapsed. And nobody believed that the government had the power that the people currently believe the government has.
1:49:06
Unknown_01:
It's just awful. So I don't know. I'm very torn about what to do.
Unknown_01: And that's why I'm very nervous about the upcoming year.
Unknown_01: Lamal Larp. I think that vaccines are, I don't know. Every time I think something's going to happen, it never does because Americans are pathetic.
Unknown_01: I think what finally broke me was that video I played where you had all these people in Texas saying, like, this is fake snow. This here is fake snow. They're spraying poison over us. Look, I'm holding a Bic ladder to this snowball, and I don't see it melting. I don't see it melting. It's turning black. Why is this snowball turning black? That ain't how ice is supposed to work. And they're like dumbfounded by how snow works and what fumes do when they attach to a surface and blacken it.
1:49:37
Unknown_01:
And obviously they were just retarded. But.
Unknown_01: They actually thought, they literally believed the government was so powerful and so evil it was coating the entire country in poison, like an ankle-deep poison. And they just sat there with their fucking butane lighters going, look, it ain't melting. It ain't melting. This ain't snow. This is poison. I don't know what this is, but it ain't snow. And they didn't do anything. They just sat there dumbfounded.
1:50:12
Unknown_01:
With a handful of what they thought was poison just playing with it. Like, look, I've never seen snow act like this before. I was like, okay, this is our great uprising. These people are going to rise up and they're going to fix everything. They're going to overthrow the government, put in people who care about the gold standard and shit.
1:50:52
Unknown_01:
I'm not giving you advice because if I'm wrong, stop spamming. You know, I'm timing you out because you just spam the same fucking thing over and over again until I answer you. And it makes me answer you. And then it encourages you to keep fucking doing it. I really hate spam. I hate spam so fucking much, man.
Unknown_01: I want to read my chat. I want to talk to my chat. And then there are people who are like, no, I deserve the attention. Me, me, me. It's all about me.
1:51:27
Unknown_01:
Does it for free. You know what? I'm getting a Coke. You guys can sit here and spam your fucking brooms.
1:51:58
Unknown_01:
cook the coke Josh I'm catching up but would you do another why you should crypto vid like the Fediverse one I mean you should do crypto because it lets you bypass the American banking system I hope I hope I don't need to explain that further
Unknown_01: I will make a little video explaining how to do it, like how to do the NFT stuff eventually when it comes time for it.
Unknown_01: People believe retarded shit. My mom's friend literally believes the moon is hollow with military space station sign.
Unknown_01: Well, it's like Winston Churchill said, the best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter, which is true.
1:52:57
Unknown_01:
You realize, oh, we trust these people to make complicated, nuanced decisions about the future of the country by casting a ballot.
Unknown_01: Which is interesting. There's someone I know who's like a monarchist. I think I've mentioned this before, but their argument for monarchy was that when a person literally owns a country and they know that their children will also own the country, they have more incentive to give a fuck about it versus the elected representatives in the U.S. who just exploit it for money because their kids are Israeli citizens anyways, which is a pretty good argument for what it's worth, for what it's advocating.
1:53:46
Unknown_01:
Normal transactions are faster than crypto. It depends.
Unknown_01: Ethereum is the worst. Ethereum is the worst. Bitcoin is pretty fast nowadays.
Unknown_01: Reupload the... I don't have the .cc tutorial. Did I delete that? I'll reupload it. I did delete it because I made fun of a tranny in it. I'll make a clean version of that.
1:54:27
Unknown_02:
Oh, geez.
Unknown_01: Yeah, I don't know. It depends. I don't feel like talking about Bitcoin.
Unknown_01: Literally unwatchable without the train joke. What happened with PPP? I don't know.
Unknown_01: Shad and Lotex are both waiting on stuff. Lotex has stuff going on with his estate. I still get updates about his lawsuit, his divorce lawsuit and custody case. And Shadman is still out of jail. He posted bail for his assault. Now he's out.
1:55:00
Unknown_01:
Who's more evil, the U.S. or England? The U.S.
Unknown_01: England's impotent. England is just like a shithole, a worthless, irrelevant shithole that you make fun of. You make fun of the U.S. too, but it's like they can still do whatever they want. You know what I mean?
1:55:35
Unknown_01:
Lotex is dead, but his ongoing legal issues are very much alive.
Unknown_01: Do not follow Charles Carroll. I don't know who that is. Sorry.
1:56:12
Unknown_01:
Oh, Sam Hyde. I vaguely know about this. Sam Hyde has like impregnated two retarded women. Sam Hyde shit is like weird. I don't know how I feel about him because I thought the worst of it was just that he was doing like really shitty videos with that dick lighter guy who's a fucking retard. But now it feels like he's like a predator. I think he's getting into trouble. He's like fucking around with girls and shit and like beating women. It's just like, eh.
Unknown_01: It's kind of cringe, bro. You're like a millionaire. Why are you fucking around with this shit?
1:56:53
Unknown_01:
Did you see his thread on poll this week? No, I've been playing Hearts of Iron 4. I've heard...
Unknown_01: I've just heard stuff.
Unknown_01: Sam was always a predator. I don't know. I heard stuff about that, too. But, like, he's apparently, like, posting pictures of his cock and stuff. And people confirmed it's him because, like, the tiles match his videos and stuff.
Unknown_01: He just seems like he's gross. Like, he's no better than any of the, like, the pedophile elite. Like, he made that tweet I really like about don't forget when they want your kids broken, brainwashed, and raped and shit. And they think it's funny. But it's like... I don't know. I think if you gave Sam Hyde keys to Epstein Island, he'd be fucking Asian kids in the ass, too. You know what I mean? I don't have any confidence in him as a person anymore. That makes a lot of what he does less funny.
1:58:03
Unknown_01:
Sam. Sam Hyde. I think Sam Hyde is...
Unknown_01: He has money and he has clout. And now he's impregnating retarded women just like Ralph. Just like Ralph. I don't know if you read my forum post and got inspired by that too. But now he's like, I'm going to spread my seed. I'm going to fuck retarded women. I'm going to send dick pics to random people. I'm going to be a fucking degenerate. Because why not? And my fans will still love me, the fucking idiots. It doesn't matter what I do. It's all ironic. So I can get away with it.
1:58:36
Unknown_01:
No, I don't mean JF. I mean Sam Hyde.
Unknown_01: What's the best country to play as the EU for? It depends on what you're trying to do.
Unknown_01: I like Italy. It's very straightforward.
1:59:14
Unknown_01:
I played CK3, but it's too easy, ironically. I gave up on CK3 because what I did is I started as a Palestinian prince, and then I converted to Judaism, and then I made a custom religion called Judeo-Christianity, which was a warmongering religion with cannibalism and Christian synchronicity.
Unknown_01: And then I converted all of Israel to Judeo-Christianity. And then I conquered like Italy or some shit. And it was like way too easy.
1:59:50
Unknown_01:
I mean, it's a super. And because you can now establish like those holy orders, I had like all of Israel was like a giant mercenary camp for the Judeo-Christian mercenaries. So whenever anyone declared war on Judeo-Christianity, they had access to the mercenaries.
Unknown_01: And surprise, I was the only country that was Judeo-Christian. So I would automatically have like a 48,000 strong army pop up out of fucking nowhere and just demolish them.
Unknown_01: And I just routinely dabbed on the Arabs around me.
2:00:35
Unknown_01:
I feel like I'm being boring. Let's see. Do I have any notes?
Unknown_01: Oh. Did I talk about Chris at all? No. No.
Unknown_01: I did a little bit. I talked about how he fucked his mom, right?
Unknown_01: I'm not going to put this on the archive.
Unknown_01: I know some people don't like that. Maybe I'll put it up as a bonus. Who knows?
Unknown_01: I don't like to deprive people who use the RSS feed of stuff.
2:01:09
Unknown_01:
Who's Chris?
Unknown_01: I briefly mentioned the Jack Murphy stuff just to say I don't know what it's about. I don't know. I feel like I'm too jaded for my own good. I noticed with all those Wings of Redemption people, they're young. They've never seen a locale. They've never seen internet freakouts like that before. So they get on the train way past when it's due, and they make friends in the Discord, and they have fun. But me, it's like, oh, a guy who gets fucked in the ass? You mean like Allison Rapp's ex-boyfriend or ex-husband, Jake Rapp? He got fucked in the ass? Oh, he lets his wife have sex with other men like half of BreadTube at this point?
2:01:41
Unknown_01:
Oh, he's MGTOW when he does it, so he's a hypocrite like this other guy. It's all been done before. I feel like I've seen this before, this exact same situation.
2:02:20
Unknown_01:
I mean, he already deleted everything, right? Like he deleted his Twitter account and shit.
Unknown_01: So he tries to be, like, an alpha Chad MGTOW. The one thing I saw that he posted was, like, a blog post about how you shouldn't make women, like... Like, fuck themselves in the ass by writing you. Because that's, like, the most alpha Chad way to have sex. Because anal sex is, like, humiliating. And making them do it themselves is, like, humiliating them and endearing to you. And so, therefore, everyone should do that. And it's just like, okay, so this guy's, like, obviously...
2:02:55
Unknown_01:
like a sexual deviant who tricks incels into thinking that he is like an alpha chad and they want to be like him and say i know like a dozen people like that i know a dozen i could i could if i want if i wanted to pick a fight tonight i could probably name a dozen people who are like surrogate fathers for retard incels who people for whatever reason think they're alpha chads and meanwhile they're probably sexual degenerates who let their wife get fucked by other men I could come up with a big long list right now of a bunch of people who fit that description so excuse me for not being impressed he changed his last name to Goldman someone's trying to get in the club
2:03:48
Unknown_01:
What you thought of the new Doom games? I never played the original. So I don't have like that nostalgia. I have Doom. I played it. I didn't finish it. I got to Mars and I was breaking shit. I was breaking the energy generators. I think I found the portal to hell.
Unknown_01: And I never beat the game though.
Unknown_01: I sent out Christmas cards. Nobody who's gotten my Christmas card has responded to me. Not even my own mother. Yeah.
Unknown_01: So I don't know if they got burned. The U.S. Customs Service said, these are fucking Kiwi Farms Christmas letters. We've got to burn these.
2:04:22
Unknown_01:
I think she's just out of town. I don't think she got it yet.
Unknown_01: We'll find out. I'll make sure to find out, Chet.
Unknown_01: I like Grand Theft Auto. I wasn't a big fan of Grand Theft Auto 5. Grand Theft Auto 5 has like the worst online experience I've ever seen ever. I don't know how the fuck Grand Theft Auto is like the most profitable media enterprise in the entire world. The GTA 5 online experience is so shit. It is so full of loading screens. It's so fucking slow. Playing missions is like awful.
2:04:52
Unknown_01:
payday 2 is more fun in every single way i don't understand how gta 5 is is like so popular i mean the game itself is kind of fun the thing i remember about gta is or gta 5 is that it's way too serious it takes itself very seriously a lot of the time and um
2:05:38
Unknown_01:
They keep introducing all this shit, like there's a submarine segment, and then you never have a submarine again. And it just feels like they keep adding new stuff, and it never builds up to anything. Whereas in GTA San Andreas, which I maintain is the best GTA game, it all builds up. And then...
Unknown_01: I think it's stupid that the black guy, I mean, he's black, so it makes sense in retrospect, but he like decides like, oh, I own all these businesses and a whole casino and shit, but I'm just going to go back to being a gangbanger because my brother said I'd lost sight of what being a true gangbanger is. So I'm just going to like go back to that life. I think that's stupid. But then at the end, there's a wholesome thing where all the characters that you meet throughout the entire game shows up, and it's just a really good, satisfying ending. And then the ending for GTA...
2:06:15
Unknown_01:
GTA 5 is this awful shit. I picked the one where you kill Trevor because originally, by the way, in GTA 5, Franklin is supposed to die if you choose Death Wish. But then they changed that because it was awful to have Franklin die. So I chose to kill Trevor. And then you fucking murder this guy. And it's playing like, don't come close. i don't want you to see my face and it's all dour and it's like fuck man i wanted to play haha silly shoot shoot hooker game shoot hooker and police game why the fuck why you fuck why you get fucking fuck with me like this fucker it's real sad but then i figured out that the franklin ending was like the the good one where you just like murder everybody and then the problem is just solved whatever
2:06:47
Unknown_01:
dude death wish the original intention for death wish option c was that franklin would die that's why it's called death wish but then they figured out oh people hate this we need some kind of bullshit happy ending so then they changed it where death wishes you just kill everybody and then everybody lives gta4 is the best no
2:07:47
Unknown_01:
GTA 4 is only good because it has that song.
Unknown_01: Ein, zwei, drei, schiggy, schiggy, schwein.
Unknown_01: That song. That's the good one. That's the whole reason that song is... I even remember GTA 4.
Unknown_01: I think if I play this song, it will get me a copyright strike. Hold up.
2:08:19
Unknown_01:
I even remember the name of the chick. It's Glucosa. I'm pretty sure this is the only song that she ever made that was popular.
Unknown_01: Play the lyrics.
2:08:53
Unknown_00:
It's a good song. It's the only reason I remember for it all.
Unknown_01: I can't even name another song from that.
Unknown_01: But I can remember the entire discography. GTA San Andreas has the best discography of all the fucking games.
Unknown_01: Almost every station on GTA San Andreas was memorable as fuck. It was great.
Unknown_01: And then they remastered GTA San Andreas, and apparently it's fucking garbage. And they got rid of half the songs because of the licensing fees. Which, I mean, if our generation does not get rid of copyright, at this point I'm full communist on copyright. If you make something, if you make a song, you get no rights to it. Fuck you.
2:09:28
Unknown_01:
I'm so sick of this shit. I want to play GTA San Andreas and listen to Free Bird while I'm driving over drug dealers in the hood, okay? And if you fucking take this from me, there will be a civil war, and I will lead it.
Unknown_01: Speaking of, did you guys know that Mussolini was working for MI5 before he became a dictator? He was literally paid by the British government to be involved in protests. So worst leader in World War II? Blame that on the English because it's their fucking fault.
2:10:08
Unknown_01:
Literally, Benito Mussolini was a glow in the dark. He was a glow Sicilian. Oh, jeez.
Unknown_01: Mussolini was based Mussolini said that Hitler was a racist and that race-based politics has no no no part of Italian fascism Still think he's based still think big head is base, sir Bald
2:11:09
Unknown_01:
People hating on San Andreas.
Unknown_01: I was hopelessly addicted to San Andreas. In fact...
Unknown_01: This is going to sound kind of gay, but I was a kid, so forgive me.
Unknown_01: I played through the entire campaign of GTA San Andreas. And my favorite, I think my favorite side character, I like CJ, but my favorite side character was the Mexican guy.
Unknown_01: And I remember I got really sentimental because way, way after I finished the campaign and spent hours just fucking around on the map,
2:11:46
Unknown_01:
I found that if you played the racing missions, you would see all the characters again. When I started doing the racing missions and I found out that there was more scenes with all the characters talking, I got choked up because I was like, oh, I love these guys. These are things I haven't seen before. I hated the racing missions, but I did them all because I wanted to see the characters and stuff.
Unknown_01: Yeah, Caesar. Caesar, that's right.
Unknown_01: What was his last name? I remember the... God, it was such a good story, too. That was my first introduction to Samuel L. Jackson because he played the black cop that was crooked in that game and was based on the L.A. riots and shit and was based off a real story, how these fucking cops were using gangbangers against each other so they could make money off the drug wars and stuff. I don't know how people could not like San Andreas. Maybe I'm biased because that was my favorite game as a kid, but...
2:12:27
Unknown_01:
I have so many fond memories of it. I have so many fond memories of driving my car around the woods looking for Bigfoot.
Unknown_01: Tenpenny. Yeah, that fucker.
Unknown_01: See you around, officer.
2:13:11
Unknown_01:
Yeah, some people like four better, which I don't get.
Unknown_01: What? No, Samuel Jackson voiced the black guy.
Unknown_01: Samuel Jackson, San Andreas.
Unknown_01: He voiced actor, LSPD officer, and crash member Frank Tenpenny. Dummy. Idiot.
2:13:46
Unknown_01:
Siobhan Kersberger's September 10th photograph. Okay. Let me see.
Unknown_01: Oh, is that the dancing Israelis?
Unknown_01: If I Google this, I get an NBC news saying we're Israeli detained on September 11th spies.
Unknown_01: and then it says debunked at the end and that's the whole article just a big abc news and here wait hold up let me pull this up on the screen so you guys can see see what it says one second give me give me a second chat you know you know how it is you know how it how it is with me making computers okay
2:15:01
Unknown_01:
Almost. Okay. Almost. Yeah. Okay. Perfect.
Unknown_01: Okay. I've pulled it up on Mozilla Firefox, and now I can show it to you, what it says. Show this article to you.
Unknown_01: As you can see, nothing happening, and I don't see nothing.
Unknown_01: This article was posted on January 6, 2006. This was debunked 15 years ago, chat. Almost 16. Almost 16. One week from 16 years ago, this article was made.
2:15:37
Unknown_01:
Even with 2006, I do too.
Unknown_01: Do I still have my PS2? No, I think I lost all my kid shit in the house fire when I was 17.
2:16:08
Unknown_01:
Anything else?
Unknown_01: I feel like I'm treading water here.
Unknown_01: Last chance, Chip. You better spit some ideas. I'm going to keep going. Kay? Nah, fuck that.
2:16:42
Unknown_01:
Betty White is dead. Rest in peace. Did you have Bionicle? No, I did not. Tranche? No.
Unknown_01: I don't think there's any updates with Tranche. If there is, I haven't seen it. Do you want to get strong? No, I'm not going to work out. If I work out, I'm not going to make it. No. I'm not even going to say. I have no inclination to.
Unknown_01: I would like to swim, but that's it. Any updates on CRP?
2:17:15
Unknown_01:
There was the video of some kid in France putting toothpicks in the lock of like...
Unknown_01: uh a um garage next to like a covid thing but he didn't add any super glue so you could just take like putty and pull it out oh lindsey ellis yeah she quit i mean what what she said is basically like how old is she how old is lindsey ellis
2:17:55
Unknown_01:
She's like in her thirties. She, the main things that she realized that when you are like internet famous, you're disposable and it's very true. And it's, uh, it's like disheartening even in my position because it's like every, I think a lot of people, I don't know how true it is, but a lot of people feel like they can just make their own Kiwi farms. Like, Oh, if the, if Josh went away, I could do it myself. I could do it better. I think a lot of people feel that way.
2:18:26
Unknown_01:
So there's very little I feel there's very little emphasis from not necessarily with everyone. I have a lot of people who are like super supportive, but.
Unknown_01: and personally supportive uh but i i get the sense that a lot of people feel like oh if it wasn't him would be somebody else so it is it is and i imagine it's even worse as like a woman you know like as lindsey ellis like oh you're just a woman that does video game shit like you're you're disposable lady now she's like 30 something right about 36 she's 36 yeah
2:19:06
Unknown_01:
I'm sure in her position. She's just like oh, I should have had like kids. I should have done something else She was big into Canada, yeah, she got canceled for like making an Asian joke or something I Don't know. I never celebrate when people get canceled even when it's like someone who's being canceled who was like into canceling because I just find that perpetuating it at all in any way is counterproductive and
Unknown_01: And then people give me shit for that and say like, oh, we should be using their own tactics against them. So they learn or something. I don't know if I buy that.
2:19:39
Unknown_01:
She had an abortion. 36 is late. I mean, she could do it if she wanted to.
Unknown_01: But she'd have to be careful and get tested and stuff. I mean, a lot of, I think like the, what's the, here, wait.
Unknown_01: Average age for first baby in Netherlands. 30 years old. She could definitely have a baby if she wanted to.
2:20:16
Unknown_01:
The age is later because people want to do more shit before they start having a family. 40 years of autism.
Unknown_01: Like it's, it's like, okay. It's like a hundred times more like at 36, you're like a thousand times, something like a thousand times more likely to have autism.
Unknown_01: Like a hundred times more likely to have down syndrome, something like that. It's really high. I mean, it's not, it's not ideal to have your first kid at 36, but if you're careful when you do screening and stuff, she could have a family. So, uh, And it's better to do it now than to think like, oh, well, the risk is too high. It's not worth doing. And then really wanting kids at 40. So if she does want a family, excellent time to say fuck off and to leave and do her own thing.
2:20:47
Unknown_01:
People always say like, oh, you have to have a kid by like the time that you're 16. Otherwise you're going to get autism or fucking retarded. That's literally, that is literally a guy who stays on pole and reads pole and thinks like, if I don't have sex with children, then my children will have autism. That's what, that's what they're told. And they believe it. And they're told this by other people who are also like shut-ins and who have no experience with any of this. 36 is late, but it's better than 40.
2:21:59
Unknown_01:
I'll put it like that. If you want to have a kid and you're 36, you should do it immediately. You should not wait. I never played Morrowind.
Unknown_01: Yeah. Mothers under the age of like 20 something, like 25, have a higher risk of a natural abortion or a miscarriage, as it's called, because they're underdeveloped. But like people in polar are just fascinated with this idea of like a pure virgin waifu. Who doesn't know any better. And I think that is so appealing to people on pull because they're really afraid that if they get compared to any other man, they will lose out. It's like, I need a woman who is so naive. She will never be able to cross reference my behavior and the behavior of a normal man. Because if that happens, I am fucked. She will realize this guy is a retard. He spends all his time on pole seating about the Jews. I should go. I should dump him.
2:22:33
Unknown_01:
So they're like, ah, what I really need is that 16-year-old Ukrainian import wife. She'll take care of me, and she won't ask any questions about why I don't come outside.
2:23:11
Unknown_01:
Sigma neat mindset, exactly. You got to keep your grind on no matter what.
Unknown_01: Close the stream on some classic fat boy get down clips. Now that Steven is in the gutter again. Who the fuck are you talking about, man?
Unknown_01: Fat boy get down.
2:23:47
Unknown_01:
Angry grandpa.
Unknown_01: Who the fuck is this?
Unknown_01: I'm not going to get a copyright strike. Is this it?
2:24:23
Unknown_01:
You know, this is weird. He has the face that reminds me of, like, an ugly tranny. Has this guy truned out by now? He's got, like, the... He's got the physiogamy.
Unknown_01: Makes me think so. There's...
Unknown_01: oh shit, can I find this, there, I, I mentioned this before, but there was a developer for Pleroma, who quit free and open source software development, like, altogether, because after the Kiwi Farms joined the Fediverse and started using Pleroma, they were, like, so disgusted with this that they just quit entirely, and, uh,
2:25:02
Unknown_01:
they still like see the, about the forum because we killed, uh, software development for them.
Unknown_01: And someone posted this and it's really funny. Uh, this is, uh, I think their name is like canini or something, which means like bunny in Swedish.
Unknown_01: And they said this July 13, 2010. Traded 8,000 bitcoins for $127. Now the exchange rate is totally fucked. 100,000 bitcoins is $437 USD LOL.
Unknown_01: And I don't think they ever got back in in time to make any money. If you don't know, 8,000 Bitcoin is worth about $360 million today. So I think they sold at the wrong time compared to $127.
2:25:41
Unknown_01:
That's a face, though. What is it?
Unknown_01: There's no hope. You cannot make this into whammon. You just can't do it. All the angles and Photoshop filters and warp tools in the world cannot fix that face.
2:26:19
Unknown_01:
Oh, my God, Lorde.
Unknown_01: Even I got filtered. Dude, I still regret it. I had 100 Ethereum that I sold at $11 each. And I thought I made it big, too, because I bought at $1 and I sold at $11. And I got $1,000-something for it. And I bought a plane ticket with that. And I put down my first month of rent in Buffalo with that money.
Unknown_01: Such is life. Why, though? Because I had to. That was when the forum went down. I had to leave and I had to get my own place. So I sold 100 Ethereum to avoid going into debt for it.
2:26:51
Unknown_01:
that's fucking loud he sold dump it it's the other way around he sold pump it boogie updates what the fuck is boogie done i like how kiwi farms is censored on google now so you can't like type in boogie and get kiwi farms you have to explicitly type in boogie kiwi farms
2:27:44
Unknown_01:
I don't think anything's happening with Boogie. I mean, what does Boogie do? He's just fat. He's just fat and he says like, hey guys, I'm here to straddle the safest point of view possible. I might say something dumb and then walk it back later. Who knows? Seriously, what else does he do? Oh, he's dead? No.
2:28:15
Unknown_01:
My biggest regret? I mean, it would just be money. I regret not getting into Bitcoin when I first heard about it. But, I mean, I guess there was no way of knowing back then.
Unknown_01: At the time, I had just moved to Portland, and I was pretty strapped for cash because Portland is an expensive city, and I was still doing a wagey grind.
Unknown_01: Boogie's annoying because he's so... Like, he'll never take a stand on anything. Ever. And I don't know how people... I guess people don't tolerate him, but it's just like... I don't know. He can't hold a position ever on anything.
2:28:51
Unknown_01:
He can't defend himself ever. And he's like so... I don't even know what his mentality is.
Unknown_01: I guess he is very manipulative. Because I remember there was that time where it was me, Ralph, and Jim, and we were on the kill stream. I can't remember why. And then Boogie joins, just out of the blue. And Keemstar is there. And Boogie just hits up a conversation and was just like, yeah, the Nazis did a lot of good medical research on the Jews. It sucks that they were vivisected, but we sure did learn a whole lot about medical stuff from that. And then it's like, oh, yeah, my my character was like an overwolf and everyone started calling him Uberwolf 1488 instead.
2:29:24
Unknown_01:
So during that and then like he walks all this back forever and it's just like he joins and he's like completely socially chameleon eyes to be unassailable because he's saying whatever he wants to and people are cool with him. And then he has to like apologize for it later.
2:30:08
Unknown_01:
I think I'm done. Two and a half hours for no reason.
Unknown_01: Here, you know what? I'll never get another... I've been playing Hearts of Iron and I'll never get another chance to play this song.
Unknown_01: So, hold up.
Unknown_01: Alright, I have my song picked.
2:30:40
Unknown_01:
PPP streaming 30 minutes. Well, that seems like a great segue for a lot of...
Unknown_01: Kiwi Farms is for troons. Kiwi Farms is for everyone, friend. I don't discriminate. Love is love. Shill Brave. Oh, use Brave. Good, good, good idea. Use Brave because it gets me money, and I have to pay for DDoS protection now. I want to buy a house eventually. So if you use Brave, it's just like Chrome, except it gets me money, okay?
2:31:13
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I'll make a, I'll have to make like an explanation of how brave works, but yeah, if you use brave, I already love you.
Unknown_01: Oh, Merry Christmas and happy new year and all that shit. Sorry for wasting your time. I hope our little chat has been comforting. At least it's good to touch base and say hi to the fandom.
Unknown_01: And I will see you guys on the seventh. That's a nice round number.
Unknown_01: okay wait where's my big banner at big banner there we go okay oh i should get rid of this it's offensive i don't i try not to offend people in this room okay uh i think that's it here i'll put this up too i'll never get an opportunity to play this song so i'll play for you now and bye
2:32:17
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The NATO ministers are screaming.
Unknown_04: Listen, don't you hear it? Your screaming is no longer whispered. Listen, yes, don't you hear it? They shout for the profit of their war industry and arm the crusade again like never before. Your army is ready for the aggression against you and the Soviet Union. Today, socialism is world power. Today.
2:32:50
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The U.S. strategists are shouting, don't you hear it?
2:33:23
Unknown_04:
Sie schreien nach neuen Raketen Hört, ja hört ihr es nicht? Vom Rhein wird mit Abschreckungslärm gedroht Mit Superwaffen, Neutronen und Tod Das ist die moderne Inquisition Gegen dich und die Sowjetunion Workers build, stronger the weapons, today is the holy duty, that the criminals begin to commit crimes, that the people break their weapons. Washington shouts sanctions, listen, don't you hear it? Embargo punishment actions, listen, don't you hear it?
2:34:01
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Das alles im Namen der Menschlichkeit Sie sind für Profit zu allen bereit Es rüstet die schwerste Reaktion Gegen dich und die Sowjetunion Arbeiter, Bauern, fester die Waffen Heut ist das heilige Pflicht Dass wie die Verbrecher verbrechen beginnen Das Volk ihre Waffen zerbricht Fester die Einheit, der Kampf wird sich lohnen, dann wird in der Welt immer Frieden sein. Fester die Einheit, der Kampf wird sich lohnen, dann wird in der Welt immer Frieden sein.